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Ah. Hmm.
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Stuart.
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Illumination!
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
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♪ Whatcha doing
When you gone? ♪
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♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
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♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
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♪ Your life, double-sided ♪
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♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
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♪ What side do I get? ♪
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♪ Which side are you on? ♪
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♪ So what have you done? ♪
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♪ Some of your dirt
Has come to light ♪
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♪ Why were you ♪
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♪ Speeding up that hill
Until the brakes came off? ♪
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♪ And someone saw you
In a fight ♪
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♪ Am I right? ♪
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♪ I know
You heard the rumors ♪
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♪ You must get over to it
Right away ♪
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♪ If anyone can do it ♪
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♪ You gotta get there soon ♪
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♪ It's not okay ♪
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♪ You got cars to drive ♪
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♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪
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♪ When will you arrive? ♪
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♪ You're running out of time ♪
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♪ Don't you see that everything
Is on the line? ♪
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♪ Am I right? ♪
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♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ The thrill
Of the double life ♪
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Phil, Ron, Ralph! Stay focused.
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Uh. Uh, okay, okay.
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Hmm.
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Okay, our target
is Maxime Le Mal,
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one of the Anti-Villain League's
most wanted.
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And, trust me, a real jerk.
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So, there is no room
for error. Got it?
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Sí, boss.
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Phil, Ron!
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Ah.
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Ah!
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Kids can be so cruel,
but Maxime can be even crueler.
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Ho, ho, ho.
Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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If it isn't Gru-ser the Loser.
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Well, if it isn't Maxime Le Mal.
You look--
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Magnificent? Yes, I know.
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What did you think, huh?
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I was going to look
like a bald loser
with a dad bod?
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Oops. Looks like
you beat me to it, no?
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Ooh.
Ooh!
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Oh.
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It's good to laugh, no?
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Anyway, you remember
my girlfriend, Valentina?
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She was captain of
the Femme Fatale cheer squad,
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and the most popular girl
at school, huh?
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I remember.
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Good to see you, Valentina.
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What happened, Gru?
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All your dreams of becoming
a famous villain,
they go poof-poof, huh?
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Well, I don't know if you know,
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but I did manage
to steal the moon.
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Really?
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You mean, that moon?
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Is this on?
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Can I have
everyone's attention, please?
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Good evening and welcome,
Lycée Pas Bon alumni.
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Now, we're going to
kick off the festivities
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by announcing the winner
of our most coveted award,
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The Golden Alumni.
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And so, without further ado,
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the winner of this year's
Golden Alumni is, uh...
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Oh, my favorite student.
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Maxime Le Mal.
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What?
Are you kidding me?
Thank you. Thank you.
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Merci. Merci beaucoup.
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No, you don't have to.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'm sure you all know
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that I have something
very big in the works.
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Now, some of you laughed at
my childhood obsession
with cockroaches.
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But I quickly learned
that they are
a miracle of evolution.
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And I have found a way
to harness the strength
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and the speed and the--
What is the word?
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"Unsquishability" of the most
powerful creature on the planet.
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Which makes me
indestructible and unstoppable!
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Maxime! Maxime! Maxime!
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Behold the power
of the cockroach!
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So, my sad little friend,
what do you say about that, huh?
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Well, I'd say you're...
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under arrest,
courtesy of
the Anti-Villain League.
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Oh...
...I don't think so, mon ami.
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Oh, yeah? Goop grenade!
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No!
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Hi-yah!
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Move in.
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AVL!
Everybody, freeze!
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Stay where you are.
Move!
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Ha!
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Stay there!
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Freeze!
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Gotcha!
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No, no, no! No!
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This is not happening!
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C'est impossible.
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Get your hands off of me!
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- I am commanding you
to let me go.
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So long, Maxime!
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Who's the loser now?
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Loser, loser, loser!
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This is not over!
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You won't always
have the AVL
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to fight your battles,
you coward!
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Mark my words!
I will exterminate you!
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Not, uh--
Not scary at all.
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Hello, everybody!
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Gru, what's up?
Yay, Gru!
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Hey, Gru.
I'm so happy
you're here!
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What's shaking
in the Gru house?
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Look what I taught Lucky.
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- Lucky, sit.
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Aw, Lucky, I said sit.
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Well, it is only
his first lesson.
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Uh, maybe we practice
outside from now on.
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There's my favorite husband!
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Did you remember
to get the milk?
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Well, yes. They had a few kinds.
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They got the almond milk,
soy milk, hemp milk,
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oat milk, goat milk,
chocolate milk, half-and-half,
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powdered, and of magnesia.
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What about regular milk?
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No, they don't
make that anymore.
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Oh!
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Wait a minute.
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One, two, three girls.
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One wife.
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Something is missing.
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No, I think
that's all of us. Yeah.
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You know what?
I keep forgetting...
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this guy!
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Oh, ho, ho! There's my boy!
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There he is!
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Ah, coochy, coochy, coochy.
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Where is Daddy's hug?
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Oh, looks like
somebody's a little cranky!
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Behind that sourpuss,
I know you love your dada!
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Go on, say it.
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Dada. Dada.
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Yes, of course
he loves you! He just--
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He just doesn't show it
on his face,
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or with his body language.
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Right, Gru Jr? Come on.
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Show Daddy how much
you love him.
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Oh, I know what
will make you happy!
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Mmm, Bahama Medley!
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No? It's from The Bahamas.
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All of them. Look.
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Oh, so yummy!
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Oh, that really tastes
like The Bahamas!
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See? He loves his daddy!
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He's sharing.
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Phil, Ralph, Ron!
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Hup, hup, hup!
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Hup!
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Pistachio. Yeah, cashew.
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Gotcha!
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Thanks, guys.
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Ramsbottom?
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Bottom.
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I need a word with you both.
Sure, but what--
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I'm sorry.
There's no time for chitchat.
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Maxime Le Mal has sent you
a message from prison.
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Bonjour, Gru.
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I know you can hear me,
so hear this.
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You think you can humiliate me
and get away with it? Yes?
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But, no!
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When I break out of prison,
I'm coming for my revenge, Gru!
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But this time,
I won't go so easy on you!
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And I know where you live!
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So you better sleep
with one eye open,
because you can't hide from me!
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Sweet dreams, Gru-ser!
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Don't worry.
He can't get out of there.
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It's a maximum security prison.
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Ah, yes, well, um...
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...he escaped yesterday.
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What?
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Leave our home?
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Oh, no. You're gonna love it.
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It's called "the safe house,"
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and it's fun, and it's safe,
and it's fantastic
and we're going.
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Yeah, you'll get a new room,
go to a new school.
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It'll be fun, right?
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Everything's gonna be new.
We love new!
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What about all my friends?
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You'll make new friends.
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Probably better ones.
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I can't believe this.
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Yes, yes. Lot of emotions.
Big life change.
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Less talking, more walking.
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Come on, here we go.
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I'm sorry
you can't go with us, Lucky.
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Take good care of him.
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Be good, Lucky!
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Don't forget
to practice your tricks!
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We'll arrive at
the AVL safe house
in a few hours.
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Mayflower is a lovely town.
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A lovely, safe, boring town.
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Trust me,
it is for the best, Gru.
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And what about Grandma
and Uncle Dru?
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I'm sorry. No one can know
of your whereabouts,
not even family.
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Bingo!
There's your silver lining.
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And you promise
to take care of
the other Minions?
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They'll be safe and sound
at AVL Headquarters.
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I have big plans for them.
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Good luck with that.
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That is it!
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Quiet!
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You are now on Carl's bus.
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And Carl is
a longtime AVL employee
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whose retirement benefits
are almost vested.
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So, while on Carl's bus,
you follow Carl's rules.
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No shenanigans,
no antics and no tomfoolery.
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Tom?
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So this ends now.
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Or you're gonna see
a side of Carl
you do not wanna see.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Bazooka!
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This won't st--
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Carl does not like this!
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Watch your hands.
What are you doing?
Who's pinching?
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No, no!
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Here we are.
The town of Mayflower.
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This safe house has been used
to protect our agents
for decades now.
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Whoa, look at that place.
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Wow, look at these lawns.
The flowers.
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Whoa! That is cool.
- Are we really gonna live here?
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Look at that fountain.
Whoa!
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Awesome.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh,
is that one ours?
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Hey, hey.
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Whoa, look at that.
Ooh, that's pretty.
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I could get used to this.
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Ooh, it looks like
a princess lives there.
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And here it is.
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Your new home.
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Oh.
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Hmm, no fountain.
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I'm sure
it's gonna be great.
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Come on.
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Silas says that there is
a pool in the back.
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That'll be fun, huh?
262
00:16:00.623 --> 00:16:05.126
Wow, it's so cold
and uninviting.
263
00:16:05.262 --> 00:16:07.193
But in a homey
kind of way.
What?
264
00:16:07.329 --> 00:16:10.557
Yes, everything here
is AVL standard.
265
00:16:10.693 --> 00:16:14.335
What it lacks in comfort,
it more than makes up for
in functionality.
266
00:16:14.470 --> 00:16:17.970
There's even
a fully automated lockdown mode.
267
00:16:18.105 --> 00:16:19.172
Isn't that fun?
268
00:16:19.307 --> 00:16:21.509
Ooh, full lockdown mode.
269
00:16:21.644 --> 00:16:23.113
Yay.
270
00:16:23.249 --> 00:16:25.449
It has a vending machine.
Oh!
271
00:16:25.585 --> 00:16:27.243
I love this place!
272
00:16:27.379 --> 00:16:29.452
Ooh.
273
00:16:33.616 --> 00:16:34.822
Eh, eh.
274
00:16:38.158 --> 00:16:39.731
This will be great.
275
00:16:39.866 --> 00:16:41.662
All right,
now down to business.
276
00:16:41.797 --> 00:16:45.300
For your own safety,
you'll all be assuming
new identities.
277
00:16:45.435 --> 00:16:48.002
New identities?
Is that really necessary?
278
00:16:48.138 --> 00:16:50.038
It's not up for debate, Gru.
279
00:16:50.174 --> 00:16:52.670
Now, you are
a solar panel salesman.
280
00:16:52.805 --> 00:16:56.306
Lucy, you're a hairstylist
at an upscale salon.
281
00:16:56.442 --> 00:17:00.144
A hairstylist? Yes, jackpot!
282
00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:02.986
Silas, did you choose that
because you knew
I cut my own hair,
283
00:17:03.121 --> 00:17:04.781
and that I would
totally rock at this?
284
00:17:05.358 --> 00:17:06.787
No.
285
00:17:06.923 --> 00:17:08.487
"Chet Cunningham."
286
00:17:08.623 --> 00:17:11.328
Ah, that's got
a nice ring to it.
287
00:17:11.464 --> 00:17:12.459
Girls.
288
00:17:13.061 --> 00:17:15.927
Cool. I'm Blair.
289
00:17:16.062 --> 00:17:17.292
"Britney"?
290
00:17:17.427 --> 00:17:18.794
My name is Bree?
291
00:17:18.929 --> 00:17:21.198
Oh, come on.
There are worse names than Bree.
292
00:17:21.334 --> 00:17:23.002
Yeah, like Blanche.
293
00:17:23.137 --> 00:17:24.933
Yes, Margo.
294
00:17:25.068 --> 00:17:28.176
Blanche? Ugh,
that is a terrible name.
295
00:17:28.311 --> 00:17:30.848
Imagine being named Blanche.
296
00:17:30.983 --> 00:17:32.710
Truly, I cannot think
of a worse--
297
00:17:33.777 --> 00:17:35.147
My name's Blanche, isn't it?
298
00:17:35.282 --> 00:17:36.511
Yep.
299
00:17:36.647 --> 00:17:38.552
Well, I'll get used to it.
300
00:17:38.687 --> 00:17:41.523
Well, why don't you girls go
and pick out your rooms
301
00:17:41.659 --> 00:17:44.392
while I have a word
with your parents?
302
00:17:46.396 --> 00:17:48.422
Yes, I didn't want
to frighten the girls,
303
00:17:48.558 --> 00:17:52.501
but it is absolutely crucial
you keep your true identities
under wraps.
304
00:17:52.637 --> 00:17:56.399
Gru, you're going to have to try
to not be so "Gru-ish."
305
00:17:56.535 --> 00:17:58.565
What is that supposed to mean?
306
00:17:58.701 --> 00:18:02.471
Well, I'm just saying
you tend to stand out
in a crowd, that's all.
307
00:18:02.606 --> 00:18:06.208
You know...
...like the way you're always
cranky and irritable.
308
00:18:06.343 --> 00:18:09.911
And how you make things
a bit awkward
for everyone around you.
309
00:18:10.046 --> 00:18:12.589
You do do that.
I mean, you know--
310
00:18:12.724 --> 00:18:14.125
Okay, enough.
311
00:18:14.260 --> 00:18:16.924
I don't make people
awkward or uncomfortable.
312
00:18:17.060 --> 00:18:18.861
I'm very comforting.
313
00:18:18.996 --> 00:18:20.863
Like a nice meat loaf.
314
00:18:20.998 --> 00:18:22.925
I'm pretty delicious.
315
00:18:26.903 --> 00:18:29.839
This is not awkward.
You're the ones
who are making it awkward.
316
00:18:29.975 --> 00:18:32.142
Gru, you have to blend in.
317
00:18:32.278 --> 00:18:34.072
Your family's lives
are at stake.
318
00:18:34.207 --> 00:18:35.575
You understand?
319
00:18:35.710 --> 00:18:37.247
Of course, yes.
Fully understand.
320
00:18:37.382 --> 00:18:39.976
We would do anything
to keep our family safe. Yeah.
321
00:18:40.112 --> 00:18:43.420
Right, well, I'll be in contact
when this is all over.
322
00:18:43.555 --> 00:18:48.489
Until then,
capturing Maxime Le Mal
is our top priority.
323
00:18:49.925 --> 00:18:50.953
Stay safe.
324
00:18:53.530 --> 00:18:56.326
You know what, Gru,
maybe this isn't so bad.
325
00:18:56.461 --> 00:19:00.534
We need a break
from chasing down villains
and dangerous missions, right?
326
00:19:00.670 --> 00:19:03.002
We can actually be
a normal family for once.
327
00:19:03.137 --> 00:19:08.309
And I can finally spend
some real bonding time
with the baby.
328
00:19:08.444 --> 00:19:11.081
It's gonna be great.
Right, pal?
329
00:19:11.217 --> 00:19:13.445
Who's got your nose?
Who's got--
330
00:19:13.580 --> 00:19:15.978
He's got my nose.
331
00:19:17.289 --> 00:19:20.490
Quite the grip there.
That kid is strong.
332
00:19:29.964 --> 00:19:30.993
Ah.
333
00:19:47.719 --> 00:19:50.185
♪ Let's be free, baby
And cruise the world ♪
334
00:19:50.320 --> 00:19:51.649
♪ Are you with it, girl? ♪
335
00:19:51.785 --> 00:19:54.453
♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
336
00:19:54.588 --> 00:19:56.186
♪ And have a good time ♪
337
00:19:58.759 --> 00:20:01.559
Thank you.
Look at everyone. Yes.
338
00:20:01.694 --> 00:20:03.730
We are having
a good time, right?
339
00:20:03.865 --> 00:20:06.762
♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
340
00:20:06.897 --> 00:20:08.464
♪ And have a good time ♪
341
00:20:08.599 --> 00:20:10.302
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
342
00:20:10.438 --> 00:20:12.009
Whoo-hoo!
343
00:20:12.144 --> 00:20:14.669
No, I love you.
344
00:20:14.805 --> 00:20:17.673
Thank you, my beautiful army.
345
00:20:17.809 --> 00:20:20.878
Maxime's back, baby.
346
00:20:23.253 --> 00:20:28.358
And a special merci beaucoup
to everyone who helped me
break out of AVL prison.
347
00:20:28.493 --> 00:20:30.927
Todd and Linda, where are you?
Where are you? Yes.
348
00:20:31.063 --> 00:20:32.689
For distracting the guards.
349
00:20:32.824 --> 00:20:34.727
Oh, très magnifique.
Yeah!
350
00:20:35.526 --> 00:20:37.398
Now, silence!
351
00:20:37.534 --> 00:20:40.428
We must make Gru suffer
for arresting me.
352
00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:43.505
And what better way
353
00:20:43.641 --> 00:20:46.708
than to take away from him
his precious little baby.
354
00:20:46.843 --> 00:20:49.480
I want to take that baby.
355
00:20:49.616 --> 00:20:50.748
Whoa.
356
00:20:50.883 --> 00:20:51.813
Yeah!
357
00:20:51.949 --> 00:20:53.280
Oh, Maxime.
358
00:20:53.415 --> 00:20:55.549
No, no. Wait, wait. Not Maxime.
359
00:20:55.685 --> 00:20:59.585
What if I start going by
"Cockroach Man," huh?
360
00:20:59.721 --> 00:21:02.057
Little on the nose,
but it is very clear.
361
00:21:02.193 --> 00:21:03.957
It's good, no?
Ugh.
362
00:21:04.093 --> 00:21:08.293
I am not calling you
that stupid name,
but I love this evil plan.
363
00:21:08.429 --> 00:21:10.234
Well, Gru has it coming.
364
00:21:10.370 --> 00:21:13.069
He humiliated me
in front of the whole school.
365
00:21:13.204 --> 00:21:16.306
I had my trophy and everything.
366
00:21:16.441 --> 00:21:19.401
But now the game begins.
367
00:21:19.537 --> 00:21:24.812
He runs and hides
like the mouse,
and we find him like the cat.
368
00:21:24.948 --> 00:21:26.812
Game on.
369
00:21:40.492 --> 00:21:44.060
Okay, we've got Chet's famous,
super cheesy scrambled eggs.
370
00:21:44.196 --> 00:21:47.435
And Blanche's famous bacon
that spells your name.
371
00:21:47.571 --> 00:21:51.439
- Here you go, Britney.
372
00:21:51.575 --> 00:21:55.505
Wait, I can't say
my name is Britney.
373
00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:57.339
That would be a lie.
374
00:21:57.474 --> 00:21:58.744
Yes.
375
00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:01.349
But we aren't
"stupposed" to lie.
376
00:22:01.484 --> 00:22:03.144
Don't think of it as lying.
377
00:22:03.280 --> 00:22:05.681
Think of it
as high-stakes pretending.
378
00:22:05.817 --> 00:22:07.884
Well, I'm not going to.
379
00:22:08.019 --> 00:22:09.956
Bah, it's just
a little white lie.
380
00:22:10.092 --> 00:22:10.861
No.
381
00:22:10.996 --> 00:22:12.225
Agnes, as your father,
382
00:22:12.360 --> 00:22:13.927
I command you to lie.
383
00:22:14.062 --> 00:22:15.030
No.
384
00:22:15.165 --> 00:22:16.961
- Yes, lie.
- Mm-mmm.
385
00:22:17.096 --> 00:22:19.702
You are walking
on thin ice, little lady.
386
00:22:19.837 --> 00:22:20.903
Hmm!
387
00:22:22.607 --> 00:22:25.140
Why can't you be more
like your sister Edith?
388
00:22:25.275 --> 00:22:26.909
She lies all the time.
389
00:22:27.044 --> 00:22:28.112
No, I don't.
390
00:22:28.247 --> 00:22:30.376
See? See? She's lying right now.
391
00:22:30.512 --> 00:22:32.212
Beautifully, I might add.
392
00:22:32.347 --> 00:22:33.547
Okay, you guys.
393
00:22:33.683 --> 00:22:35.119
This is our first big day
in Mayflower,
394
00:22:35.254 --> 00:22:37.515
and I say
we make it a great one.
395
00:22:37.651 --> 00:22:39.323
Right, Chet Jr?
396
00:22:39.459 --> 00:22:42.423
Whoo-hoo, Mayflower. Yes!
Whoo-hoo.
397
00:22:42.558 --> 00:22:44.494
We're gonna be late for karate.
398
00:22:44.629 --> 00:22:46.230
And you have to
get Margo to school.
Ah.
399
00:22:46.365 --> 00:22:48.629
It's gonna be awesome.
Ugh. Yay.
400
00:22:48.765 --> 00:22:51.226
Hey, you just have to
put yourself out there,
401
00:22:51.361 --> 00:22:55.033
and I promise Mayflower
will love Chet Cunningham.
402
00:22:55.168 --> 00:22:58.072
Well, they're gonna love him
just as much as I do.
403
00:22:58.207 --> 00:23:02.570
And you, little man,
are gonna have so much fun
with your daddy today.
404
00:23:03.808 --> 00:23:06.642
Yep, just you and Dada.
405
00:23:06.777 --> 00:23:08.784
Come on, say it. Dada.
406
00:23:08.920 --> 00:23:10.454
Dada.
407
00:23:14.422 --> 00:23:16.427
Gonna be a fun day.
408
00:23:28.001 --> 00:23:30.501
Hup, hup, hup!
409
00:23:30.636 --> 00:23:32.839
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
410
00:23:34.209 --> 00:23:35.041
Buddies.
411
00:23:35.177 --> 00:23:36.737
Okay.
412
00:23:41.519 --> 00:23:43.385
Thanks a lot, guys.
Ah, ha-ha, buddy.
413
00:23:43.520 --> 00:23:45.951
...check ya.
414
00:23:48.017 --> 00:23:50.420
All right. Thanks, hon.
415
00:23:50.556 --> 00:23:51.891
Bye.
Bye.
416
00:23:52.725 --> 00:23:54.731
Look, Margo, neighbors.
417
00:23:54.867 --> 00:23:55.996
Hello!
418
00:23:56.131 --> 00:23:57.426
Hmm?
419
00:23:57.562 --> 00:23:58.661
Come on.
420
00:23:58.796 --> 00:24:00.396
You got this, Chet.
421
00:24:02.332 --> 00:24:05.371
I'm your new neighbor,
Chet Cunningham.
422
00:24:05.507 --> 00:24:07.269
Uh-huh. Perry Prescott.
423
00:24:07.404 --> 00:24:11.507
So, what, uh, brings you
to the neighborhood, Chet?
424
00:24:11.643 --> 00:24:14.277
Well, uh...
425
00:24:14.413 --> 00:24:18.817
Solar panels. That's it.
I sell solar panels.
426
00:24:18.952 --> 00:24:21.583
Have you joined
the solar revolution?
427
00:24:21.718 --> 00:24:23.324
Yeah, no.
428
00:24:23.459 --> 00:24:25.258
Uh, I think I'm good.
429
00:24:25.393 --> 00:24:26.426
Good to know.
430
00:24:26.562 --> 00:24:28.263
So, what do you do, Perry?
431
00:24:28.398 --> 00:24:30.367
I own Prescott Motors.
432
00:24:30.502 --> 00:24:33.928
The largest auto dealer
in the state.
433
00:24:34.064 --> 00:24:36.667
Wow, that's impressive.
434
00:24:36.803 --> 00:24:38.732
This is my daughter Margo.
435
00:24:38.867 --> 00:24:39.803
Bree, Dad.
436
00:24:39.938 --> 00:24:43.644
Ah, yes. Yes. Did I say "Margo"?
437
00:24:43.780 --> 00:24:45.642
It's funny,
because I was thinking--
438
00:24:45.777 --> 00:24:49.451
I was thinking about a fish
I once had as a pet,
named Margo.
439
00:24:49.587 --> 00:24:53.788
Who lived in the pond
and then died.
440
00:24:54.651 --> 00:24:55.618
Uh.
441
00:24:55.753 --> 00:24:58.453
Anyway, I, uh--
442
00:24:58.588 --> 00:25:02.126
I'm about to take Bree
to school for her first day.
443
00:25:02.261 --> 00:25:05.035
Yeah, I was about to take Poppy
to school, so...
444
00:25:05.170 --> 00:25:07.501
Poppy. Hello, Poppy.
445
00:25:07.637 --> 00:25:09.634
That's a fun name to say.
446
00:25:09.770 --> 00:25:11.366
You want to carpool with us?
447
00:25:11.943 --> 00:25:12.902
No.
448
00:25:13.038 --> 00:25:15.010
You could be friends
with Bree.
449
00:25:15.146 --> 00:25:16.170
Right, Bree?
450
00:25:16.305 --> 00:25:18.472
You don't have any friends.
451
00:25:21.182 --> 00:25:24.315
Well, love to chitchat, Chet,
but she's got school,
452
00:25:24.451 --> 00:25:27.250
and I'm meeting some pals
over at the country club, so...
453
00:25:27.385 --> 00:25:29.356
Ooh, country club.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
454
00:25:29.491 --> 00:25:35.566
If I were ever invited
to a country club,
I am sure that I would love it.
455
00:25:37.135 --> 00:25:40.799
Yeah, well,
we really have to get going,
so nice meeting you, Chet.
456
00:25:42.966 --> 00:25:48.276
Okay, cool.
Any time you want to hang out,
just hit me up with a text.
457
00:25:48.412 --> 00:25:50.079
He's gonna text me.
458
00:25:50.215 --> 00:25:51.714
That was painful.
459
00:25:56.785 --> 00:25:58.415
You'll see. By lunchtime,
460
00:25:58.551 --> 00:26:02.192
you will have forgotten
all about
your old, lousy friends.
461
00:26:02.328 --> 00:26:04.562
Mmm, not so sure about that.
462
00:26:09.230 --> 00:26:11.761
Right? Oh, my gosh.
463
00:26:11.896 --> 00:26:13.063
Not my problem, bro.
464
00:26:13.198 --> 00:26:16.699
Hey, honey,
you got this.
465
00:26:16.835 --> 00:26:17.799
You're smart.
466
00:26:17.935 --> 00:26:19.135
You're funny.
467
00:26:19.271 --> 00:26:20.936
What's there
to worry about, right?
468
00:26:21.072 --> 00:26:23.438
They're gonna love you.
469
00:26:24.578 --> 00:26:25.847
Thanks, Gru.
470
00:26:27.912 --> 00:26:29.279
Bye-bye.
471
00:26:30.851 --> 00:26:33.615
Oh, please let them love you.
472
00:26:35.785 --> 00:26:36.825
Ooh!
473
00:26:38.328 --> 00:26:40.290
Hey, Poppy.
474
00:26:44.729 --> 00:26:46.170
Eh...
475
00:26:47.800 --> 00:26:50.133
Come on. Hey. Move it!
476
00:26:50.269 --> 00:26:53.439
Sorry. My bad.
I'm going. All right.
477
00:26:53.574 --> 00:26:54.909
I'm going.
478
00:26:57.182 --> 00:26:59.144
Ooh, glassos.
479
00:27:12.388 --> 00:27:13.895
No, no, no. Sit. Sit.
480
00:27:15.968 --> 00:27:16.997
No.
481
00:27:26.278 --> 00:27:27.403
All right, gentlemen.
482
00:27:27.970 --> 00:27:29.009
Fall in.
483
00:27:30.981 --> 00:27:33.478
Some of you may be wondering
why you're here.
484
00:27:33.614 --> 00:27:34.846
Uh, sí.
485
00:27:34.981 --> 00:27:36.850
As you may or may not know,
486
00:27:36.985 --> 00:27:38.779
I was recently
called out of retirement
487
00:27:38.914 --> 00:27:41.490
to head up the AVL's
new top-secret initiative
488
00:27:41.625 --> 00:27:44.152
to take down Maxime Le Mal.
489
00:27:44.288 --> 00:27:46.020
And that's where you come in.
490
00:27:46.155 --> 00:27:47.459
We need volunteers.
491
00:27:47.595 --> 00:27:49.392
Me! Me! Me!
492
00:27:49.528 --> 00:27:51.827
We are looking for
the strong, the mighty...
493
00:27:51.962 --> 00:27:52.995
Ooh.
494
00:27:53.131 --> 00:27:54.535
...the fearless.
Uh, nope.
495
00:27:54.671 --> 00:27:57.135
We need the best of the best.
496
00:27:57.270 --> 00:28:00.172
So, who's it going to be?
497
00:28:02.239 --> 00:28:04.341
Yes, nice work, gentlemen.
498
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:12.020
The AVL is known for
cutting-edge weapons
and vehicles,
499
00:28:12.155 --> 00:28:15.385
but now we are developing
cutting-edge agents.
500
00:28:15.520 --> 00:28:18.889
And I can think of
no better guinea pigs than you.
501
00:28:19.025 --> 00:28:20.427
Guinea pigs!
502
00:28:22.032 --> 00:28:25.329
You will be the first
to test our super serum.
503
00:28:25.465 --> 00:28:27.871
Designed to transform you
into elite agents
504
00:28:28.007 --> 00:28:32.501
with powers and abilities
far beyond those of mortal men.
505
00:28:33.940 --> 00:28:36.104
Or you might just explode.
506
00:28:36.239 --> 00:28:37.675
We don't really know.
507
00:28:37.811 --> 00:28:40.450
Eh? Huh?
508
00:28:40.585 --> 00:28:43.052
Oh, ah.
509
00:28:43.187 --> 00:28:44.381
Hey.
510
00:29:19.023 --> 00:29:24.622
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Mega Minions.
511
00:29:31.896 --> 00:29:33.227
Cool.
512
00:29:33.363 --> 00:29:35.738
Aw, you guys look adorable.
513
00:29:35.874 --> 00:29:37.667
And-- And really tough
and scary.
514
00:29:37.803 --> 00:29:41.142
I'll look even better
when I have a black belt.
Hi-yah!
515
00:29:41.277 --> 00:29:44.241
Ooh, ooh!
I'm gonna break a brick
with my head.
516
00:29:44.377 --> 00:29:46.245
That's the spirit. Oh!
517
00:29:47.679 --> 00:29:49.784
Oh, okay. Now, go have fun
while I'm at work.
518
00:29:49.919 --> 00:29:53.353
Blair and Britney.
Right?
Mmm.
519
00:29:53.489 --> 00:29:54.455
We will.
520
00:29:54.590 --> 00:29:56.654
Okay. Bye, Mom.
521
00:29:56.790 --> 00:29:57.955
Bye.
522
00:29:58.090 --> 00:29:59.126
Got ya.
523
00:29:59.726 --> 00:30:00.923
Hi-yah!
524
00:30:01.059 --> 00:30:02.299
Circle up, people.
525
00:30:05.263 --> 00:30:07.099
Show respect for your sensei.
526
00:30:07.234 --> 00:30:09.763
Yes, Sensei O'Sullivan.
527
00:30:11.275 --> 00:30:12.337
Hai!
528
00:30:16.280 --> 00:30:19.174
You, Moscovitch,
didn't I tell you
to cut that hair?
529
00:30:19.309 --> 00:30:21.075
You look like a sheepdog.
530
00:30:21.210 --> 00:30:22.484
Sorry, Sensei.
531
00:30:24.521 --> 00:30:27.984
Now, we have
two new students today
ready to begin their journey--
532
00:30:28.120 --> 00:30:31.087
Hi-yah! To awesomeness.
533
00:30:31.223 --> 00:30:33.322
- You, tiny girl.
534
00:30:33.457 --> 00:30:35.624
Step forward
and tell us your name.
535
00:30:36.268 --> 00:30:37.267
Um...
536
00:30:37.403 --> 00:30:39.331
It's Britney.
537
00:30:40.098 --> 00:30:42.730
Uh, m-my name?
538
00:30:44.343 --> 00:30:46.335
I can't.
539
00:30:46.470 --> 00:30:48.808
There's no "can't" in karate.
540
00:30:48.944 --> 00:30:51.514
Ten push-ups after class!
541
00:30:51.649 --> 00:30:53.148
Hey, that's not fair.
542
00:30:53.283 --> 00:30:58.311
Huh! Ha! You better not be
talking back to your sensei.
543
00:30:58.446 --> 00:31:00.023
Hi-yah!
544
00:31:00.159 --> 00:31:03.553
Now, are you ready
to tell us your name
and participate?
545
00:31:04.262 --> 00:31:05.324
Mmm.
546
00:31:05.925 --> 00:31:07.825
I guess not.
547
00:31:07.961 --> 00:31:11.859
Then why don't you go sit
in the corner of
disgrace and reflection
548
00:31:11.994 --> 00:31:14.828
and think about
what kind of person
you wanna be?
549
00:31:19.604 --> 00:31:23.709
Now, am I gonna get
any trouble from you?
550
00:31:23.844 --> 00:31:25.471
Yeah, probably.
551
00:31:25.607 --> 00:31:27.015
Excuse me?
552
00:31:27.150 --> 00:31:29.442
If you think
I'm above fighting children,
553
00:31:29.578 --> 00:31:31.889
you picked the wrong dojo.
554
00:31:36.355 --> 00:31:38.219
Hi-yah, hi-yah, hi-yah!
Hi-yah!
555
00:31:38.354 --> 00:31:40.429
Ha!
556
00:31:47.034 --> 00:31:48.735
Yeah!
557
00:31:48.871 --> 00:31:51.068
That was for my sister.
558
00:31:54.371 --> 00:31:57.772
You broke my pinkie toe.
559
00:31:57.908 --> 00:32:02.382
That's gonna be
a lot of push-ups.
560
00:32:02.518 --> 00:32:05.547
Okay,
then put this over here,
then the hair gel.
561
00:32:05.683 --> 00:32:07.689
Hair spray.
Oh, uh,
Mrs. Cunningham?
562
00:32:07.825 --> 00:32:09.188
Oh! Uh, yeah. [stammers] Hi.
563
00:32:09.323 --> 00:32:12.253
I have to say,
this is quite a résumé.
564
00:32:12.388 --> 00:32:14.060
Well, what can I say?
565
00:32:14.196 --> 00:32:15.658
I'm good at what I do.
566
00:32:15.793 --> 00:32:18.626
Well, you are
exactly what we need here.
567
00:32:18.762 --> 00:32:21.294
Lot of vain, demanding divas
in this town.
568
00:32:24.402 --> 00:32:26.307
I have a hair emergency, people.
569
00:32:27.010 --> 00:32:28.345
Where's what's-her-name?
570
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:29.943
Remy? Rhonda?
571
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:31.813
Oh, Melora, I'm so sorry.
572
00:32:31.949 --> 00:32:33.408
Rachel's on maternity leave.
573
00:32:33.543 --> 00:32:36.075
What? Oh, that is unacceptable.
574
00:32:36.211 --> 00:32:40.987
But you are in luck,
because Blanche here
is fantastic.
575
00:32:41.123 --> 00:32:43.257
Perfect. I'll be in my chair.
576
00:32:44.455 --> 00:32:46.263
Okay, kiddo, you're up.
577
00:32:50.264 --> 00:32:54.104
So, Melora,
what are we thinking?
578
00:32:54.239 --> 00:32:57.239
What if we just wet the hair
and let it dry in the air?
579
00:32:57.375 --> 00:32:59.832
Let nature do its thang...
...you know?
580
00:32:59.968 --> 00:33:02.375
No, no, no, no.
That style is dead to me.
581
00:33:02.510 --> 00:33:05.205
It's-It's time
for a whole new Melora.
582
00:33:05.341 --> 00:33:07.516
I want this.
583
00:33:07.651 --> 00:33:08.978
Wow.
584
00:33:09.113 --> 00:33:11.644
Wow. Um...
585
00:33:11.780 --> 00:33:15.556
Okay, let's start with color?
586
00:33:15.692 --> 00:33:17.995
Yes, color.
Because that's what
you start with.
587
00:33:20.092 --> 00:33:21.625
Little of this.
588
00:33:22.325 --> 00:33:23.825
Some of that.
589
00:33:24.769 --> 00:33:25.800
Ooh, that's pretty.
590
00:33:25.936 --> 00:33:26.960
This isn't so hard.
591
00:33:29.639 --> 00:33:30.733
Uh...
592
00:33:34.974 --> 00:33:36.640
What?
593
00:33:37.607 --> 00:33:39.547
Should it be smoking?
594
00:33:39.683 --> 00:33:40.981
Yes. Uh-huh.
595
00:33:41.116 --> 00:33:42.844
Smoking means it's working.
596
00:33:51.226 --> 00:33:52.519
What's going on?
597
00:33:52.654 --> 00:33:54.394
Perfect. No one panic.
598
00:33:55.324 --> 00:33:57.067
Call 911.
599
00:34:02.234 --> 00:34:03.502
Quickly, quickly.
600
00:34:04.903 --> 00:34:07.407
Oh...
...wonder where they're going.
601
00:34:11.982 --> 00:34:14.547
Voilà! My latest creation.
602
00:34:14.683 --> 00:34:18.445
All of my transformation powers
in a handheld design, huh?
603
00:34:18.580 --> 00:34:20.213
Ay! I love it.
604
00:34:20.348 --> 00:34:22.926
Oh, and look at
the little antenna.
That's so cute.
605
00:34:23.061 --> 00:34:25.260
It's not supposed
to be cute. No.
606
00:34:25.395 --> 00:34:28.055
I'm going for intimidating.
Terrifying, even.
607
00:34:28.191 --> 00:34:32.362
Now, all I have to do is find
that walking boiled potato,
608
00:34:32.498 --> 00:34:34.903
and his baby is mine.
609
00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:36.766
Check this out.
610
00:34:41.139 --> 00:34:42.269
Whoa!
611
00:34:50.080 --> 00:34:54.091
No, I kid you not.
I'm being serious-- Whoa!
612
00:34:56.352 --> 00:34:57.391
Whoa!
613
00:35:11.536 --> 00:35:14.144
Oh, this is going to be so good.
614
00:35:25.456 --> 00:35:28.989
- Okay, Daddy is
officially exhausted.
615
00:35:29.124 --> 00:35:30.956
I changed your diaper.
616
00:35:31.091 --> 00:35:34.923
I've got your bottle,
your Binky,
and here are your balloons.
617
00:35:35.058 --> 00:35:37.967
There you go.
You like those, right?
618
00:35:38.102 --> 00:35:40.561
All right.
A little bit of me time.
619
00:35:46.471 --> 00:35:47.969
Ah!
620
00:36:13.436 --> 00:36:17.102
Someone put a glitter bomb
in my locker. Ugh.
621
00:36:17.238 --> 00:36:19.176
Teenagers are the worst.
622
00:36:20.243 --> 00:36:23.546
Yeah. Babies are
no picnic either.
623
00:36:28.547 --> 00:36:30.376
Ah!
624
00:36:30.512 --> 00:36:31.584
Junior!
625
00:36:46.004 --> 00:36:48.499
Ah, okay. Okay.
626
00:36:48.634 --> 00:36:51.373
- Dua Lipa prosciutto.
627
00:36:57.875 --> 00:37:00.250
Fire in the bowl.
628
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:04.551
Good night, Ralph.
629
00:37:08.188 --> 00:37:10.151
♪ Taking out the trash
'Cause I'm an awesome dad ♪
630
00:37:10.286 --> 00:37:12.421
♪ And the baby
Finally went to sleep ♪
631
00:37:16.329 --> 00:37:17.492
Hello, Gru.
632
00:37:17.628 --> 00:37:20.567
Hello. Hey! What the...
633
00:37:22.671 --> 00:37:25.606
Oh, hello, Poppy.
Did you say something?
634
00:37:25.742 --> 00:37:28.645
Wha-- Uh...
...my name's Chet, by the way.
635
00:37:28.780 --> 00:37:30.212
Chet Cunningham.
636
00:37:30.348 --> 00:37:33.811
Gru? What does that even mean?
637
00:37:36.847 --> 00:37:38.547
It means you're bad at lying.
638
00:37:38.682 --> 00:37:40.353
Hey. That's not nice.
639
00:37:40.489 --> 00:37:42.584
Ever hear of
respecting your elders?
640
00:37:42.720 --> 00:37:44.694
I don't respect boomers.
641
00:37:44.830 --> 00:37:46.286
I just mock them.
642
00:37:46.421 --> 00:37:50.296
Ah, ha, ha. Is that, like,
a joke you read on the Web?
643
00:37:50.431 --> 00:37:54.395
Wow. "The Web"? How old are you?
644
00:37:54.530 --> 00:37:57.837
Well, old enough to know
that you are a rotten little--
645
00:37:57.972 --> 00:37:59.139
Huh?
646
00:37:59.274 --> 00:38:01.503
You better watch yourself.
647
00:38:01.638 --> 00:38:03.078
Ooh-hoo. Oof.
648
00:38:03.213 --> 00:38:05.581
You used to be a master villain.
649
00:38:05.717 --> 00:38:09.849
That's not me.
I don't even see a resemblance.
650
00:38:09.985 --> 00:38:15.754
Clearly, you have the wrong guy,
as I sell, mmm, solar panels.
651
00:38:15.889 --> 00:38:18.591
Oh, don't worry.
I'm not gonna expose you.
652
00:38:18.727 --> 00:38:20.589
Because you're gonna
help me pull a heist.
653
00:38:20.725 --> 00:38:22.298
We start planning tomorrow.
654
00:38:22.433 --> 00:38:25.299
You want to pull a heist?
655
00:38:25.434 --> 00:38:26.935
Listen, kid,
I'm not going to--
656
00:38:27.071 --> 00:38:28.661
No. You listen, old man.
657
00:38:28.797 --> 00:38:31.306
Ow.
I own you.
658
00:38:31.442 --> 00:38:36.110
And I promise,
you do not want to cross me.
659
00:38:36.246 --> 00:38:38.214
Okay. [stammers] All right.
660
00:38:38.350 --> 00:38:41.113
But tomorrow is
not really good timing.
661
00:38:41.248 --> 00:38:42.446
Bummer for you.
662
00:38:42.582 --> 00:38:44.785
Because this is happening.
663
00:38:44.921 --> 00:38:49.854
Unless you want the whole world
to know exactly who you are...
664
00:38:53.093 --> 00:38:54.760
Gru.
665
00:38:55.628 --> 00:38:58.368
She is terrifying.
666
00:39:13.412 --> 00:39:14.784
Ow!
Ooh!
667
00:39:14.919 --> 00:39:16.645
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
668
00:39:16.781 --> 00:39:18.347
...five!
669
00:39:23.952 --> 00:39:25.325
Oh!
670
00:39:27.164 --> 00:39:29.030
Yay!
671
00:39:29.165 --> 00:39:30.592
Aw.
672
00:39:30.728 --> 00:39:31.833
Hey, Jiminy!
673
00:39:31.969 --> 00:39:34.162
No problemo.
674
00:39:46.646 --> 00:39:49.016
Oh, phew.
675
00:39:49.151 --> 00:39:51.146
Oy.
676
00:39:59.561 --> 00:40:01.761
All right, all right.
Settle down.
677
00:40:02.494 --> 00:40:03.898
Settle down!
678
00:40:04.033 --> 00:40:05.635
Thank you.
679
00:40:05.770 --> 00:40:08.528
It's time to get you out
for some real-world training.
680
00:40:08.664 --> 00:40:09.929
Liberty.
681
00:40:10.065 --> 00:40:12.375
And, if you do well out there,
682
00:40:12.511 --> 00:40:15.709
you'll be
the AVL's new secret weapon.
683
00:40:16.342 --> 00:40:17.337
Pomodoro!
684
00:40:18.245 --> 00:40:20.274
Pomodoro!
685
00:40:22.350 --> 00:40:23.420
Ouch.
686
00:40:28.526 --> 00:40:31.494
I'm quite sure
I won't regret this.
687
00:40:32.892 --> 00:40:34.755
No.
The painters canceled.
Uh-huh.
688
00:40:34.891 --> 00:40:36.090
True story.
Wow.
689
00:40:36.226 --> 00:40:37.627
I don't know
what is the deal with--
690
00:40:37.763 --> 00:40:39.098
Morning, neighbors.
691
00:40:39.233 --> 00:40:40.568
Hey there!
692
00:40:40.703 --> 00:40:43.234
Still waiting on
that invite, Perry.
693
00:40:43.370 --> 00:40:44.666
Ugh.
Oh!
694
00:40:44.802 --> 00:40:47.033
No. No, no.
Yoo-hoo!
695
00:40:47.168 --> 00:40:48.470
Patsy!
Oh, neighbors.
696
00:40:48.605 --> 00:40:49.873
Oh, Patsy.
697
00:40:50.009 --> 00:40:52.612
Hi there.
I'm Perry's wife, Patsy.
698
00:40:52.747 --> 00:40:55.276
Oh! I'm Blanche.
And this is Chet.
699
00:40:55.412 --> 00:40:59.115
Hi. So, I look over here
and I see you...
700
00:40:59.250 --> 00:41:01.984
...and I have
one of my brilliant ideas.
701
00:41:02.120 --> 00:41:04.189
Perry needs a fourth
for tennis tomorrow.
702
00:41:04.324 --> 00:41:05.523
Oh, honey.
703
00:41:05.659 --> 00:41:07.255
I don't know.
704
00:41:07.390 --> 00:41:09.830
He doesn't seem like
much of a tennis guy.
705
00:41:09.965 --> 00:41:13.134
Much of a tennis guy?
I'm too much of a tennis guy.
706
00:41:13.269 --> 00:41:14.767
I'm Mr. Tennis.
707
00:41:14.903 --> 00:41:18.235
It's my favorite
of all the sports games.
708
00:41:18.370 --> 00:41:22.945
With the racket
and with the balls.
So yellow and fuzzy.
709
00:41:24.139 --> 00:41:25.512
Oh, then we're all set.
710
00:41:25.647 --> 00:41:28.081
See you two
at the club tomorrow.
711
00:41:28.216 --> 00:41:29.418
Toodle-oo!
712
00:41:29.554 --> 00:41:32.346
Okay. Toodle-oo
to you two too.
713
00:41:33.049 --> 00:41:34.848
So, you-- you play tennis?
714
00:41:34.984 --> 00:41:37.688
Yes. Yes. I play tennis.
715
00:41:37.824 --> 00:41:40.329
I'm pretty fantastic actually.
716
00:41:40.465 --> 00:41:42.322
Well, at least
I was at summer camp.
717
00:41:42.457 --> 00:41:45.728
Wow. That's great.
Here you go.
718
00:41:45.863 --> 00:41:47.727
- Okay, bye.
719
00:41:47.862 --> 00:41:49.264
Have fun!
720
00:41:50.272 --> 00:41:51.431
There you go.
721
00:41:53.241 --> 00:41:54.605
Okay.
722
00:41:54.741 --> 00:41:56.678
Huh?
723
00:42:03.846 --> 00:42:04.986
What the...
724
00:42:21.499 --> 00:42:22.469
Gru.
725
00:42:22.604 --> 00:42:25.473
You can't hide from me, Gru.
726
00:42:25.608 --> 00:42:27.473
Ay! My back is killing me.
727
00:42:27.609 --> 00:42:29.411
How long is this gonna take?
728
00:42:29.546 --> 00:42:31.742
It will take
as long as it takes.
729
00:42:31.877 --> 00:42:35.046
Mark my words, Gru will not win.
730
00:42:35.182 --> 00:42:37.516
This won't be like
the ninth-grade talent show.
731
00:42:37.652 --> 00:42:39.916
Ay, again with this.
732
00:42:40.052 --> 00:42:42.719
Yes, again.
It was a pivotal moment.
733
00:42:42.855 --> 00:42:44.291
Why can't you indulge me?
734
00:42:46.763 --> 00:42:49.522
It was the night
of the big show.
735
00:42:50.567 --> 00:42:52.669
I had practiced for weeks,
736
00:42:52.804 --> 00:42:56.168
perfecting a number that would
blow my classmates away.
737
00:42:56.304 --> 00:42:58.839
♪ Karma, karma
Karma, karma chameleon ♪
738
00:42:58.974 --> 00:43:00.904
I was about
to go on when...
739
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:04.339
What? Wh-- Oh!
...I heard it.
740
00:43:06.179 --> 00:43:10.113
♪ Karma, karma
Karma, karma chameleon ♪
741
00:43:10.249 --> 00:43:14.457
There was that little jerk
doing my big number.
742
00:43:14.593 --> 00:43:16.890
♪ You come and go ♪
743
00:43:17.855 --> 00:43:19.554
He ruined everything.
744
00:43:19.690 --> 00:43:22.758
I couldn't go on after him.
I would have looked like a fool.
745
00:43:22.894 --> 00:43:24.696
Like I was copying him.
746
00:43:24.831 --> 00:43:27.126
Maybe it was just a coincidence.
747
00:43:27.262 --> 00:43:28.930
That was a very popular song.
748
00:43:29.066 --> 00:43:31.239
Oh, no, no, no, no. He knew.
749
00:43:31.374 --> 00:43:32.874
He did it on purpose.
750
00:43:33.009 --> 00:43:36.308
He reveled in
humiliating me. Oh!
751
00:43:36.443 --> 00:43:37.545
What now?
752
00:43:37.680 --> 00:43:39.171
We're low on fuel.
753
00:43:39.307 --> 00:43:41.013
It's always something.
754
00:43:41.149 --> 00:43:44.845
Look, I can never focus
on just being evil.
755
00:43:44.980 --> 00:43:47.184
Okay. Pull over.
756
00:44:16.144 --> 00:44:17.516
Okay, let's see.
757
00:44:17.651 --> 00:44:20.047
Regular unleaded. Oh.
758
00:44:20.182 --> 00:44:22.287
Wow. It is expensive, no?
759
00:44:22.423 --> 00:44:26.260
Okay. Insert card
and remove rapidly.
760
00:44:26.395 --> 00:44:27.763
"Card not read"?
761
00:44:29.257 --> 00:44:30.992
- Oh, come on.
762
00:44:31.128 --> 00:44:32.465
Did you pull it out rapidly?
763
00:44:32.601 --> 00:44:34.863
Yes. Yes. Very rapidly.
764
00:44:34.998 --> 00:44:36.533
Come--
765
00:44:42.506 --> 00:44:45.473
Ay, get me a slushy.
It's my cheat day.
766
00:44:46.951 --> 00:44:50.583
Hey, you. Your stupid machine
won't read my card.
767
00:44:50.718 --> 00:44:52.253
Did you remove it rapidly?
768
00:44:52.388 --> 00:44:54.155
Yes.
769
00:44:54.290 --> 00:44:58.220
Well, sometimes it's too rapid.
You should probably try again.
770
00:44:58.356 --> 00:45:00.796
I don't have
time for this.
771
00:45:01.463 --> 00:45:03.060
Okay. Whoa!
772
00:45:03.196 --> 00:45:07.297
I'm trying to
destroy my arch nemesis!
773
00:45:07.432 --> 00:45:10.505
Now, give me 900 gallons
on pump four, you idiot.
774
00:45:10.640 --> 00:45:13.068
Whoa! Please, don't hurt me.
775
00:45:13.204 --> 00:45:15.242
Oh, I'm not going to hurt you.
776
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:18.242
Wha--
777
00:45:25.817 --> 00:45:27.421
Oh! Look at you!
778
00:45:27.556 --> 00:45:29.886
Ha, ha! Much better.
779
00:45:30.022 --> 00:45:32.227
Now, get me a purple slushy!
780
00:45:34.022 --> 00:45:36.323
I'm not paying for that,
just so you know. So there.
781
00:45:36.458 --> 00:45:38.564
I know. I'm so bad.
782
00:45:44.207 --> 00:45:48.040
Hmm. Okay, why don't you guys
pick out a healthy cereal?
783
00:45:48.175 --> 00:45:51.176
This is
Lucky's favorite cereal.
784
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.247
You don't think he'll forget me?
785
00:45:54.383 --> 00:45:55.783
Do you?
786
00:45:55.919 --> 00:45:58.852
Oh, sweetheart,
that's impossible.
787
00:45:58.987 --> 00:46:01.589
You play with Lucky
and dress him up.
788
00:46:01.724 --> 00:46:03.555
And you guys have your podcast.
789
00:46:03.690 --> 00:46:08.529
There is no way in this world
he could ever forget
his best friend.
790
00:46:08.664 --> 00:46:10.690
Thanks, Mom.
791
00:46:11.764 --> 00:46:12.864
Oh, lookit!
792
00:46:12.999 --> 00:46:15.833
This one has extra marshmallows.
793
00:46:15.969 --> 00:46:17.499
Double-frosted choco clusters.
794
00:46:17.634 --> 00:46:20.003
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go with those.
795
00:46:20.138 --> 00:46:21.967
All right. What else do we need?
796
00:46:23.578 --> 00:46:25.780
Oh, no.
797
00:46:25.916 --> 00:46:28.741
Nobody see. Nobody notice.
Nobody notice.
798
00:46:32.580 --> 00:46:34.082
What's wrong?
Huh?
799
00:46:34.218 --> 00:46:36.823
Oh, nothing. Just, uh... Ooh.
800
00:46:36.959 --> 00:46:39.390
Stretching before
we hit the aisles.
801
00:46:39.525 --> 00:46:42.293
Shopping is the number one
cause of pulled hamstrings.
802
00:46:42.429 --> 00:46:44.130
Huh. You probably
didn't know that.
803
00:46:47.133 --> 00:46:48.470
Okay, all stretched. Let's go.
804
00:46:48.606 --> 00:46:51.102
Quickly. Quick, quick, quick.
805
00:46:51.238 --> 00:46:53.601
Okay.
Coast is clear--
806
00:46:56.072 --> 00:46:57.476
Oh.
807
00:46:57.612 --> 00:47:00.010
You.
808
00:47:01.982 --> 00:47:04.979
You did this to me, you fraud.
809
00:47:05.114 --> 00:47:06.080
Come on, girls.
810
00:47:06.216 --> 00:47:07.748
Clean up on aisle nine!
811
00:47:07.883 --> 00:47:10.651
I've always wanted to say that.
Just hide over here.
812
00:47:11.486 --> 00:47:13.419
What does that lady want?
813
00:47:13.554 --> 00:47:15.161
Lady? I didn't see a lady.
814
00:47:17.533 --> 00:47:19.467
Lady!
815
00:47:19.603 --> 00:47:20.962
Come on. Let's go.
816
00:47:21.098 --> 00:47:22.702
Faster!
Whoa!
817
00:47:22.838 --> 00:47:24.735
You're no hairdresser.
818
00:47:26.139 --> 00:47:28.575
I'm on to you! Get back here.
819
00:47:28.711 --> 00:47:29.846
I gotta get out of here.
820
00:47:46.693 --> 00:47:48.221
Okay.
821
00:47:55.197 --> 00:47:56.235
Come back here.
822
00:47:57.674 --> 00:47:59.535
Whoa-ho-ho.
823
00:48:02.205 --> 00:48:03.539
Hey! No, no, no, no!
824
00:48:05.147 --> 00:48:08.544
- You can't just--
- Open, open, open!
825
00:48:15.293 --> 00:48:16.655
Whoa!
826
00:48:16.790 --> 00:48:18.191
Let's go!
827
00:48:22.489 --> 00:48:24.728
Stop! Come here, you!
828
00:48:29.201 --> 00:48:32.238
Whew. That was a close one.
829
00:48:32.373 --> 00:48:34.570
Always a fun time
when you go shopping with Mom.
830
00:48:34.705 --> 00:48:37.947
- Yeah! I feel so alive!
- Best shopping trip ever!
831
00:49:10.674 --> 00:49:12.579
Perfecto.
832
00:49:12.714 --> 00:49:13.481
Poppy!
833
00:49:13.617 --> 00:49:16.449
Poppy!
834
00:49:19.582 --> 00:49:21.082
I don't see her, Junior.
835
00:49:21.217 --> 00:49:22.682
Look up, genius.
836
00:49:22.818 --> 00:49:24.818
Huh?
You're late.
837
00:49:25.728 --> 00:49:27.529
How do I get up there?
838
00:49:27.665 --> 00:49:29.022
Use the trampoline.
839
00:49:29.157 --> 00:49:30.527
Huh?
840
00:49:35.935 --> 00:49:37.105
Here we go.
841
00:49:50.148 --> 00:49:52.120
Ow, ow, ow, ah, ow!
842
00:50:04.865 --> 00:50:06.065
It is I,
843
00:50:06.201 --> 00:50:10.604
- Poppy Prescott, villainess.
844
00:50:10.740 --> 00:50:12.432
Have a seat, Gru.
845
00:50:12.568 --> 00:50:13.801
All right, I'll sit-- Ah!
846
00:50:15.646 --> 00:50:17.836
Okay. Why am I here?
847
00:50:17.972 --> 00:50:22.942
Because, like you,
I was born to be bad.
848
00:50:23.077 --> 00:50:27.880
And now, it's time to discuss
our big heist.
849
00:50:28.015 --> 00:50:30.983
Pfft, heist. Please.
You're just a child.
850
00:50:32.995 --> 00:50:35.088
All great villains start young.
851
00:50:35.223 --> 00:50:38.232
Didn't you steal
the Crown Jewels
when you were 12?
852
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:40.969
I was a lot younger than that.
853
00:50:41.104 --> 00:50:43.070
And, no offense,
but you're not me.
854
00:50:43.206 --> 00:50:46.801
Oh, I plan on being
a lot better than you.
855
00:50:47.468 --> 00:50:49.238
Check this out.
856
00:50:49.374 --> 00:50:52.072
Hey, is that my old school?
857
00:50:52.208 --> 00:50:53.176
Bingo.
858
00:50:53.312 --> 00:50:54.782
Which I have expertly modeled
859
00:50:54.918 --> 00:50:57.276
with glue and Popsicle sticks.
860
00:50:57.412 --> 00:51:02.454
And it's where we are going
to steal the school mascot.
861
00:51:03.321 --> 00:51:04.854
You want to steal Lenny?
862
00:51:04.990 --> 00:51:06.292
Exactly.
863
00:51:06.428 --> 00:51:09.221
Lycée Pas Bon
has always been my dream school.
864
00:51:09.357 --> 00:51:12.601
And this heist will
look so great on
my villain transcripts.
865
00:51:12.737 --> 00:51:14.761
That is a terrible idea.
866
00:51:14.897 --> 00:51:17.873
Have you ever even seen
a honey badger?
867
00:51:18.008 --> 00:51:20.032
They are vicious
little monsters.
868
00:51:20.167 --> 00:51:24.042
They literally eat bees
and cobras for breakfast.
869
00:51:24.178 --> 00:51:26.210
Honey badger don't care.
870
00:51:26.345 --> 00:51:28.611
No way. No way am I helping you.
871
00:51:28.746 --> 00:51:31.252
Well, that's the thing
with blackmail,
872
00:51:32.252 --> 00:51:34.116
you kinda have no choice.
873
00:52:00.544 --> 00:52:03.114
Ha, ha!
874
00:52:03.249 --> 00:52:05.114
Okay.
875
00:52:06.822 --> 00:52:09.249
Oh. Ah. Uh...
876
00:52:09.384 --> 00:52:10.485
Tim! Tim.
877
00:52:10.620 --> 00:52:12.188
Go, go, go!
878
00:52:16.195 --> 00:52:17.658
Chihuahua.
879
00:52:23.368 --> 00:52:25.641
No!
880
00:52:34.652 --> 00:52:36.848
Suppository!
881
00:52:41.020 --> 00:52:42.018
Give it!
882
00:52:42.154 --> 00:52:43.921
Hey! Police!
883
00:52:44.057 --> 00:52:45.293
No problemo!
884
00:52:53.394 --> 00:52:54.328
Ooh.
885
00:52:54.463 --> 00:52:55.996
Uh, piña colada.
886
00:53:03.174 --> 00:53:04.174
Help!
887
00:53:06.617 --> 00:53:07.375
Hola.
888
00:53:07.511 --> 00:53:09.013
Please. Can you help me?
889
00:53:09.148 --> 00:53:10.142
Oh, sí, sí.
890
00:53:17.525 --> 00:53:20.559
Ah.
Hey! All is good. Ciao!
891
00:53:23.700 --> 00:53:26.301
Smudge!
Smudge, come down.
Hey!
892
00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:31.834
El gato.
893
00:53:33.206 --> 00:53:35.167
Thank you. Thank you.
894
00:53:36.538 --> 00:53:38.709
Ooh, smooch.
895
00:53:42.048 --> 00:53:43.417
Smoochy.
896
00:53:50.452 --> 00:53:51.559
Help!
897
00:53:51.695 --> 00:53:54.387
Bazooka!
898
00:54:11.178 --> 00:54:12.875
Ah. Eh.
899
00:54:18.854 --> 00:54:19.788
Hey, hey.
900
00:54:25.388 --> 00:54:26.592
Yeah!
901
00:54:38.937 --> 00:54:41.273
There they are.
Those guys crushed my car.
902
00:54:41.408 --> 00:54:42.902
They destroyed the coffee shop.
903
00:54:43.038 --> 00:54:44.411
Yeah! Get outta here!
904
00:54:44.547 --> 00:54:46.173
They're ruining everything.
905
00:54:46.309 --> 00:54:48.743
I'm sick of superheroes.
Yeah! Let's get 'em.
906
00:54:48.879 --> 00:54:51.078
No more superheroes!
Oh, no, no, no!
907
00:54:52.514 --> 00:54:54.152
Get in!
908
00:54:56.550 --> 00:54:58.827
Boo!
Yeah,
get outta here!
909
00:54:58.962 --> 00:55:00.995
Gentlemen...
910
00:55:01.131 --> 00:55:02.791
...our experiment has failed.
911
00:55:02.926 --> 00:55:05.763
You are officially
going to be retired.
912
00:55:05.898 --> 00:55:08.427
Retirement!
913
00:55:08.563 --> 00:55:09.767
Uh, no?
914
00:55:24.922 --> 00:55:26.982
Whoa. There it is.
915
00:55:34.097 --> 00:55:37.124
The castle, the gargoyles.
916
00:55:37.260 --> 00:55:39.192
I can't believe
I'm really here.
917
00:55:45.934 --> 00:55:47.470
Okay.
918
00:55:50.909 --> 00:55:53.709
Okay.
Let's get this over with.
919
00:55:53.844 --> 00:55:55.810
Ron, hand me my gear.
Voilà.
920
00:55:55.946 --> 00:55:58.110
Keep a close eye on him.
Okay.
921
00:55:58.245 --> 00:55:59.852
If you need anything...
Uh-huh.
922
00:55:59.987 --> 00:56:02.280
...I brought formula,
extra diapers,
his favorite Binky--
923
00:56:02.416 --> 00:56:05.024
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go.
924
00:56:12.634 --> 00:56:15.899
And now, we cut through
the glass with my...
925
00:56:16.664 --> 00:56:17.933
diapers?
926
00:56:18.068 --> 00:56:20.436
What? You've got to
be kidding with me.
927
00:56:21.672 --> 00:56:23.137
Muerte a la piñata!
928
00:56:23.273 --> 00:56:26.809
Hey, guys.
Guys. Guys? Guys!
929
00:56:26.945 --> 00:56:29.842
Guys, where is
the other bag with my gear?
930
00:56:29.978 --> 00:56:31.349
Balloon.
931
00:56:31.484 --> 00:56:32.586
Ah.
932
00:56:33.450 --> 00:56:34.519
Oops.
933
00:56:36.884 --> 00:56:38.717
What? How--
934
00:56:40.688 --> 00:56:44.299
All right. All right.
Let's see what
I got in here. Uh...
935
00:56:44.435 --> 00:56:47.128
Come on. Come on,
come on, come on. Aha!
936
00:56:57.741 --> 00:57:00.339
Easy-peasy.
937
00:57:12.554 --> 00:57:13.828
Huh?
938
00:57:18.201 --> 00:57:20.296
That's Mr. Friendly.
939
00:57:20.432 --> 00:57:22.268
Stupid kids.
940
00:57:24.700 --> 00:57:26.369
No, no, no!
941
00:57:32.841 --> 00:57:33.979
Oh, I hate my job.
942
00:57:34.115 --> 00:57:35.277
Whew.
943
00:57:37.020 --> 00:57:38.586
Stupid kids.
944
00:57:43.821 --> 00:57:45.417
Ha-ha-ha.
945
00:57:50.600 --> 00:57:53.634
That's Dr. Destructo.
He was just a kid.
946
00:57:53.769 --> 00:57:56.166
And there is Killer Driller's
original helmet.
947
00:57:56.302 --> 00:57:57.433
Come on!
948
00:57:57.568 --> 00:57:58.804
Stay focused.
949
00:58:07.879 --> 00:58:09.617
Diaper.
950
00:58:23.491 --> 00:58:27.166
I need something like--
Something that I can--
951
00:58:27.301 --> 00:58:28.495
How about this?
952
00:58:28.631 --> 00:58:30.132
Nice.
953
00:58:33.341 --> 00:58:34.510
Yes!
954
00:58:38.247 --> 00:58:40.146
We're in.
955
00:58:40.282 --> 00:58:42.807
Wait. No, no, no.
956
00:58:42.943 --> 00:58:43.875
Baby powder!
957
00:58:44.010 --> 00:58:45.015
Ah, sí, sí.
958
00:58:50.554 --> 00:58:52.022
Whoa!
959
00:58:52.157 --> 00:58:54.661
You know,
the most important part
of a heist
960
00:58:54.797 --> 00:58:58.530
is being constantly aware
of potential danger.
961
00:58:58.666 --> 00:59:00.569
Tiramisu!
962
00:59:02.633 --> 00:59:04.336
No. Junior!
963
00:59:04.472 --> 00:59:05.739
Junior, come back here.
964
00:59:08.302 --> 00:59:10.574
So, what's your plan now?
965
00:59:10.710 --> 00:59:12.840
I am dealing with it.
966
00:59:16.144 --> 00:59:17.743
Don't touch anything. No.
967
00:59:17.879 --> 00:59:20.556
No, no, no!
968
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:25.618
Good job, Junior.
Way to go.
969
00:59:29.464 --> 00:59:31.032
Aw, he's having fun.
970
00:59:31.168 --> 00:59:32.764
Ugh, too much fun.
971
00:59:36.165 --> 00:59:37.669
Please, Junior.
972
00:59:37.805 --> 00:59:40.037
Daddy needs to steal
a honey badger.
973
00:59:43.344 --> 00:59:44.943
Okay.
974
00:59:46.044 --> 00:59:48.309
I know they keep
Lenny here at night.
975
00:59:49.209 --> 00:59:51.080
And, if memory serves,
976
00:59:51.216 --> 00:59:54.549
there is a hidden switch
around here somewhere.
977
00:59:54.684 --> 00:59:56.086
Ah! Ha-ha.
978
00:59:57.460 --> 00:59:58.957
Yes!
979
00:59:59.723 --> 01:00:01.861
Ooh.
980
01:00:11.034 --> 01:00:12.707
I'll hit him with this.
981
01:00:12.843 --> 01:00:15.470
Once he's knocked out,
we'll open the cage.
982
01:00:15.606 --> 01:00:18.306
That fuzzy demon
will sleep like a baby
the whole--
983
01:00:23.821 --> 01:00:26.820
Okay.
He's still asleep.
984
01:00:31.052 --> 01:00:32.991
Mamma mia!
985
01:00:37.234 --> 01:00:38.832
I tranked myself.
986
01:00:46.067 --> 01:00:47.533
Hey! Hey!
987
01:00:49.942 --> 01:00:51.713
Gru, what do we do?
988
01:00:52.477 --> 01:00:53.814
No!
989
01:00:57.785 --> 01:01:00.186
Oh, no!
I've ruined our heist.
990
01:01:02.555 --> 01:01:05.089
What? Who dares?
991
01:01:10.826 --> 01:01:12.426
Intruders!
992
01:01:14.929 --> 01:01:16.936
Intruders!
993
01:01:28.778 --> 01:01:30.246
Wake up!
994
01:01:31.351 --> 01:01:32.215
No!
995
01:01:38.326 --> 01:01:39.288
What?
996
01:01:42.329 --> 01:01:43.391
Hmm.
997
01:01:46.465 --> 01:01:47.997
Aw.
998
01:01:48.132 --> 01:01:50.500
Aw.
999
01:01:50.635 --> 01:01:51.702
No. Nope.
1000
01:01:54.334 --> 01:01:56.745
Come on. We have to go.
1001
01:02:03.186 --> 01:02:04.277
Intruders!
1002
01:02:04.413 --> 01:02:06.753
You messed with
the wrong principal.
1003
01:02:06.888 --> 01:02:09.549
Here we go.
Come on. Come on.
1004
01:02:15.389 --> 01:02:17.064
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go.
1005
01:02:20.995 --> 01:02:24.465
Come on! Come on!
Ooh, you won't
get away with this.
1006
01:02:27.572 --> 01:02:28.409
Ah!
1007
01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:49.622
Prepare to feel
the wrath of Übelschlecht!
1008
01:02:53.799 --> 01:02:55.170
Diaper rash cream.
1009
01:02:55.305 --> 01:02:56.568
Oh, no. Oh, no!
1010
01:02:56.704 --> 01:02:58.296
Stop, stop, stop!
1011
01:03:00.540 --> 01:03:01.933
Oh, dear.
1012
01:03:02.068 --> 01:03:03.339
Oof!
1013
01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:05.840
Get back here, you.
1014
01:03:05.975 --> 01:03:08.311
I want my Lenny!
1015
01:03:12.116 --> 01:03:14.287
How are we getting out of here?
1016
01:03:14.422 --> 01:03:15.989
Follow me.
1017
01:03:16.721 --> 01:03:17.716
Get in!
1018
01:03:20.288 --> 01:03:22.163
Come on, come on, come on.
1019
01:03:24.796 --> 01:03:26.329
Mr. Friendly!
1020
01:03:27.501 --> 01:03:29.134
Whoa!
1021
01:03:49.392 --> 01:03:55.061
I have to say,
that was without a doubt
the coolest night of my life.
1022
01:03:55.196 --> 01:03:57.623
I can't believe
we actually pulled that off.
1023
01:03:57.759 --> 01:04:02.227
Not gonna lie,
that was pretty fun.
1024
01:04:04.803 --> 01:04:05.968
Thanks, Ron.
1025
01:04:06.103 --> 01:04:07.508
Phew.
1026
01:04:07.644 --> 01:04:11.374
And thank you for everything.
1027
01:04:12.276 --> 01:04:14.607
Oh, and hey. Don't worry.
1028
01:04:14.743 --> 01:04:17.811
Your secret
is safe with me, partner.
1029
01:04:17.947 --> 01:04:19.286
Thanks.
1030
01:04:19.422 --> 01:04:20.647
Good night.
1031
01:04:23.290 --> 01:04:26.353
Your dada did
pretty good, huh, Junior?
1032
01:04:32.635 --> 01:04:34.529
Sí, sí, sí. Go, go.
1033
01:04:35.471 --> 01:04:37.230
Hello, Maxime.
1034
01:04:37.366 --> 01:04:39.867
How's my favorite student?
1035
01:04:40.003 --> 01:04:43.677
You know, I think you and I
might be looking for
the same person.
1036
01:04:43.812 --> 01:04:46.915
And I know exactly where he is.
1037
01:04:55.023 --> 01:04:57.350
Thank you,
Principal Übelschlecht.
1038
01:04:57.485 --> 01:04:58.756
We got him.
1039
01:04:58.892 --> 01:05:01.793
Valentina, to Mayflower.
1040
01:05:01.929 --> 01:05:04.229
With pleasure.
1041
01:05:08.834 --> 01:05:10.898
Ah, here we go.
1042
01:05:12.366 --> 01:05:13.875
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
1043
01:05:14.011 --> 01:05:15.907
It's all coming back to me.
1044
01:05:18.142 --> 01:05:19.537
Oops.
1045
01:05:19.673 --> 01:05:22.379
Okay.
See you later.
1046
01:05:23.214 --> 01:05:24.584
Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy."
1047
01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:25.749
Have fun at the club!
1048
01:05:25.885 --> 01:05:27.818
Make good choices.
1049
01:05:27.953 --> 01:05:29.982
Bye, guys.
Goodbye!
1050
01:05:30.117 --> 01:05:31.315
Bye!
1051
01:05:31.451 --> 01:05:32.723
Hey, Cunninghams.
1052
01:05:32.858 --> 01:05:34.924
Um, hey, Poppy.
1053
01:05:35.059 --> 01:05:38.492
I heard our parents
are having a playdate,
which is adorable, by the way,
1054
01:05:38.628 --> 01:05:41.162
and I thought
you might wanna hang out.
1055
01:05:41.298 --> 01:05:43.299
Oh, yeah. Sure. Come on in.
1056
01:05:43.435 --> 01:05:46.238
Let's get
this party started, people.
1057
01:05:46.905 --> 01:05:48.434
I like her.
1058
01:05:48.569 --> 01:05:50.905
Yeah. Most people do.
1059
01:05:51.040 --> 01:05:52.639
Sweet.
1060
01:05:52.774 --> 01:05:55.445
So, have you guys
ever seen a honey badger?
1061
01:06:01.949 --> 01:06:04.957
Whoa, okay, these guys
aren't messing around.
1062
01:06:05.093 --> 01:06:07.490
There are
my favorite new neighbors.
1063
01:06:08.298 --> 01:06:09.258
Hi.
1064
01:06:09.393 --> 01:06:11.623
I'm loving this whole vibe.
1065
01:06:11.759 --> 01:06:14.435
You two look like
a couple of pros.
1066
01:06:15.795 --> 01:06:17.996
Yeah, but we're not.
1067
01:06:18.132 --> 01:06:20.665
Perry and the boys are waiting
for y'all on the court,
1068
01:06:20.800 --> 01:06:23.476
and we are
hitting the clubhouse.
1069
01:06:23.612 --> 01:06:26.137
And you're telling me
where you got
that to-die-for outfit.
1070
01:06:30.278 --> 01:06:31.778
Ah!
Ugh.
1071
01:06:32.621 --> 01:06:34.047
Over here, Chet.
1072
01:06:34.182 --> 01:06:35.287
Hello.
1073
01:06:36.019 --> 01:06:37.652
Okay.
1074
01:06:38.353 --> 01:06:39.350
Skip, Chip, Chet.
1075
01:06:39.486 --> 01:06:40.494
Chet, Skip, Chip.
1076
01:06:40.630 --> 01:06:41.619
Hey there, fellas.
1077
01:06:41.755 --> 01:06:43.292
Hello.
How are you doing, Chet?
1078
01:06:43.427 --> 01:06:45.760
Okay.
1079
01:06:45.895 --> 01:06:48.762
Chet here is gonna show
us fellas how it's done.
1080
01:06:49.637 --> 01:06:50.833
Right?
1081
01:06:50.969 --> 01:06:53.600
Um.
1082
01:06:53.736 --> 01:06:56.937
I'm gonna smoke this guy.
1083
01:06:57.073 --> 01:06:58.508
Okay.
1084
01:07:05.118 --> 01:07:07.715
- Huh?
1085
01:07:08.681 --> 01:07:10.718
What the...
1086
01:07:16.359 --> 01:07:18.858
Okay, let's do this.
1087
01:07:23.764 --> 01:07:25.704
Huh? You've gotta be kidding.
1088
01:07:27.709 --> 01:07:29.671
Okay, okay.
1089
01:07:30.172 --> 01:07:31.046
Better?
1090
01:07:37.047 --> 01:07:38.275
What?
1091
01:07:39.855 --> 01:07:40.952
That doesn't count.
1092
01:07:41.087 --> 01:07:42.252
And--
1093
01:07:42.387 --> 01:07:45.090
What? You can't just j--
Hey!
1094
01:07:45.226 --> 01:07:47.722
This is ridiculous!
1095
01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:55.697
...burrito.
1096
01:08:02.504 --> 01:08:03.902
Thanks, Ron.
1097
01:08:04.038 --> 01:08:06.207
Hey, no! Oh, no.
1098
01:08:07.784 --> 01:08:09.311
Come and get it.
1099
01:08:09.446 --> 01:08:11.481
Aw, he's so cute.
Whoa!
1100
01:08:11.617 --> 01:08:15.116
This is the weirdest dog ever.
1101
01:08:15.251 --> 01:08:16.454
I'll get it.
1102
01:08:26.092 --> 01:08:30.095
Well, hello, little one.
Is your daddy home?
1103
01:08:30.230 --> 01:08:33.898
Sorry. I'm not "stupposed"
to talk to strangers.
1104
01:08:34.033 --> 01:08:36.667
Oh,
I'm not a stranger.
1105
01:08:36.803 --> 01:08:39.604
Well, you look strange to me.
1106
01:08:39.740 --> 01:08:42.110
Who is it?
1107
01:08:42.246 --> 01:08:43.974
I don't know.
1108
01:08:44.110 --> 01:08:47.953
But she's old
and smells like pickles.
1109
01:08:51.619 --> 01:08:53.689
Okay, I'm coming.
1110
01:08:57.293 --> 01:08:58.494
Oh, no. Oh.
1111
01:08:58.629 --> 01:09:00.828
I'll be right back.
1112
01:09:03.497 --> 01:09:04.363
Can I help you?
1113
01:09:04.498 --> 01:09:05.973
Well, I hope so.
1114
01:09:06.109 --> 01:09:08.440
I'm an old friend of Gru's.
1115
01:09:09.308 --> 01:09:11.779
Well, he's not here, so...
1116
01:09:11.914 --> 01:09:14.182
Oh, that's all right.
1117
01:09:15.146 --> 01:09:16.580
I'll wait.
1118
01:09:19.947 --> 01:09:22.982
What? No.
1119
01:09:23.117 --> 01:09:25.688
Whenever you're ready, Perry.
1120
01:09:27.621 --> 01:09:28.658
Hmm?
1121
01:09:35.661 --> 01:09:36.729
Needless to say,
1122
01:09:36.864 --> 01:09:38.565
Perry and I are
no longer welcome
1123
01:09:38.700 --> 01:09:41.171
on the island of Oahu.
1124
01:09:41.307 --> 01:09:43.637
- True story.
1125
01:09:43.773 --> 01:09:45.379
Honey!
Oh, thank goodness.
1126
01:09:45.514 --> 01:09:47.875
It's the children.
We have to go now.
1127
01:09:50.544 --> 01:09:52.019
Thanks. Bye.
1128
01:09:52.154 --> 01:09:54.150
Our cover's blown!
What?
1129
01:09:54.286 --> 01:09:56.184
Call Silas!
Oh, no.
1130
01:10:20.479 --> 01:10:24.813
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1131
01:10:29.559 --> 01:10:30.648
Ah.
1132
01:10:32.226 --> 01:10:33.751
Gru's been compromised.
1133
01:10:33.887 --> 01:10:35.720
This is an emergency, people.
1134
01:10:35.856 --> 01:10:38.030
Retirement is officially over.
1135
01:10:38.166 --> 01:10:40.532
Assemble the Mega Minions.
1136
01:10:48.437 --> 01:10:49.743
Oh!
1137
01:10:49.879 --> 01:10:52.577
Pomodoro!
1138
01:10:53.850 --> 01:10:55.206
Mmm.
1139
01:10:58.788 --> 01:11:00.444
Ah! Pomodoro!
1140
01:11:13.099 --> 01:11:14.968
Hey.
1141
01:11:15.104 --> 01:11:17.371
Busy bee.
1142
01:11:18.333 --> 01:11:19.466
Aw.
1143
01:11:21.007 --> 01:11:22.466
Pomodoro!
1144
01:11:26.716 --> 01:11:27.912
Yeehaw.
1145
01:11:29.884 --> 01:11:31.044
Pomodoro!
1146
01:11:33.384 --> 01:11:36.120
Pomodoro! Yeehaw!
1147
01:11:40.393 --> 01:11:41.492
Huh?
1148
01:11:41.627 --> 01:11:44.591
Whoa! Ha-ha! Yeah!
1149
01:11:54.403 --> 01:11:55.437
So...
1150
01:11:55.573 --> 01:11:58.174
your father has been naughty.
1151
01:11:58.309 --> 01:12:00.613
Very naughty.
1152
01:12:00.748 --> 01:12:04.816
He took something of mine
that I desperately want back.
1153
01:12:05.845 --> 01:12:07.454
Ah!
Ha!
1154
01:12:09.422 --> 01:12:11.216
Principal Übelschlecht?
1155
01:12:12.128 --> 01:12:15.325
Ooh! I know you took my Lenny.
1156
01:12:15.461 --> 01:12:17.022
Now hand him over.
Ah! Ow!
1157
01:12:17.158 --> 01:12:19.923
That's actually
a very funny story.
1158
01:12:20.059 --> 01:12:21.102
Zip it.
1159
01:12:21.237 --> 01:12:22.834
I don't wanna hear your excuses.
1160
01:12:22.969 --> 01:12:25.197
I'm here to teach you a lesson.
Let's go, tough guy.
1161
01:12:25.332 --> 01:12:28.599
Okay. Okay. I'm not going to
fight an old lady.
1162
01:12:28.734 --> 01:12:30.435
Oh, yeah?
1163
01:12:30.571 --> 01:12:33.439
Well, I'm gonna give you
a whupping
for the history books.
1164
01:12:33.575 --> 01:12:34.448
Whoa! Whoa!
1165
01:12:37.182 --> 01:12:38.782
Take that.
1166
01:12:42.957 --> 01:12:44.755
Yeah! Go!
1167
01:12:44.890 --> 01:12:47.323
Girls, look out! Over here!
1168
01:12:47.458 --> 01:12:49.254
Everyone, get down!
1169
01:12:50.089 --> 01:12:52.598
Hey, back off, lady!
1170
01:12:54.696 --> 01:12:55.898
Ow!
1171
01:13:03.736 --> 01:13:04.836
Stop it!
1172
01:13:04.971 --> 01:13:06.571
Let him go!
1173
01:13:06.706 --> 01:13:07.745
Take that!
1174
01:13:16.025 --> 01:13:19.583
Now we have to
get in there
and find that baby.
1175
01:13:19.719 --> 01:13:20.857
What?
1176
01:13:24.396 --> 01:13:25.993
Oh, jackpot, huh?
1177
01:13:26.128 --> 01:13:28.829
Ay, Maxime.
This is too easy.
1178
01:13:28.964 --> 01:13:31.531
Come here, little bébé.
1179
01:13:31.666 --> 01:13:33.031
Come to Maxime.
1180
01:13:33.167 --> 01:13:35.109
Yes. Coochy, coochy--
1181
01:13:35.245 --> 01:13:37.206
Oh!
Ay, Maxime.
1182
01:13:37.342 --> 01:13:38.506
You little--
1183
01:13:38.642 --> 01:13:41.240
You are in big trouble.
1184
01:13:42.379 --> 01:13:43.418
Gotcha!
1185
01:13:44.811 --> 01:13:47.147
Hi-yah!
1186
01:13:53.524 --> 01:13:55.293
Whew.
1187
01:13:55.429 --> 01:13:56.722
Wait. Where's the baby?
1188
01:13:56.857 --> 01:13:58.559
Where's the baby?
1189
01:13:58.694 --> 01:14:00.296
Junior?
1190
01:14:04.468 --> 01:14:05.499
Lucy!
1191
01:14:05.635 --> 01:14:06.806
Go after the baby.
1192
01:14:09.736 --> 01:14:10.670
Maxime.
1193
01:14:10.805 --> 01:14:12.573
Say au revoir, Gru.
1194
01:14:12.709 --> 01:14:13.974
Oh, and don't worry.
1195
01:14:14.110 --> 01:14:17.111
He will be very happy
with his new daddy.
1196
01:14:17.246 --> 01:14:20.644
Right? Look at him.
Oh, he loves his new daddy.
1197
01:14:20.780 --> 01:14:22.152
Junior!
1198
01:14:24.222 --> 01:14:25.955
No!
1199
01:14:30.031 --> 01:14:31.257
Get in.
1200
01:14:32.125 --> 01:14:33.963
We've got a baby to save.
1201
01:14:41.937 --> 01:14:43.675
We got him!
1202
01:14:43.811 --> 01:14:47.280
Oh, ho. Who is ready
to become a little roach?
1203
01:14:47.415 --> 01:14:49.380
Let go!
1204
01:14:49.516 --> 01:14:51.381
Those are very sensitive. Ah!
1205
01:14:51.516 --> 01:14:52.852
You squirmy little--
1206
01:14:52.987 --> 01:14:53.983
Oh!
1207
01:14:54.982 --> 01:14:57.016
Oh! Are you kidding me?
1208
01:14:57.151 --> 01:14:59.552
You got pee-pee
all over my ship.
1209
01:15:01.656 --> 01:15:02.625
Valentina!
1210
01:15:02.760 --> 01:15:04.964
Bring me the Roachification Ray!
1211
01:15:08.301 --> 01:15:09.636
There they are.
1212
01:15:11.766 --> 01:15:13.233
I'm on it.
1213
01:15:13.933 --> 01:15:15.576
Here we go.
1214
01:15:22.343 --> 01:15:24.046
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1215
01:15:28.453 --> 01:15:30.016
Mmm.
1216
01:15:30.151 --> 01:15:32.356
What's that? Oh!
1217
01:15:32.491 --> 01:15:34.653
Uh. [chuckles] Hello.
1218
01:15:34.788 --> 01:15:36.491
Ugh. Gru!
1219
01:15:36.626 --> 01:15:38.192
Get me closer!
1220
01:15:41.169 --> 01:15:42.462
Almost there.
1221
01:15:43.997 --> 01:15:45.004
Take them out!
1222
01:15:57.220 --> 01:15:59.180
You're doing great.
1223
01:16:04.722 --> 01:16:06.121
Go get 'em, partner.
1224
01:16:23.071 --> 01:16:25.272
Ay! I can't see!
1225
01:16:41.030 --> 01:16:42.223
Junior!
1226
01:16:43.192 --> 01:16:45.362
Don't worry, Gru.
1227
01:16:45.498 --> 01:16:47.100
The baby is fine.
1228
01:16:47.236 --> 01:16:48.903
See for yourself.
1229
01:16:51.834 --> 01:16:53.900
Oh, Junior.
1230
01:16:54.035 --> 01:16:55.573
And now he belongs to me.
1231
01:16:55.708 --> 01:16:58.305
Isn't that right, Maxime Jr?
1232
01:16:59.382 --> 01:17:01.279
Together we will wreak havoc,
1233
01:17:01.414 --> 01:17:02.515
cause mayhem,
1234
01:17:02.650 --> 01:17:04.776
and have so much fun
doing it, huh?
1235
01:17:06.488 --> 01:17:09.023
And best of all, he hates you!
1236
01:17:09.158 --> 01:17:10.354
He really does.
1237
01:17:10.490 --> 01:17:12.424
Let my son go!
1238
01:17:12.559 --> 01:17:14.355
No, I don't think so.
1239
01:17:14.490 --> 01:17:17.327
The fun is just about
to start, huh?
1240
01:17:26.435 --> 01:17:29.976
Oh! Look at what a coward
your old daddy is, huh?
1241
01:17:57.473 --> 01:17:59.173
You crossed the line, Maxime.
1242
01:17:59.308 --> 01:18:00.898
Now, give me my son.
1243
01:18:01.034 --> 01:18:02.175
I told you.
1244
01:18:02.311 --> 01:18:04.143
He is my son now.
1245
01:18:15.148 --> 01:18:17.047
Watch your step, Gru.
1246
01:18:17.183 --> 01:18:18.418
It's a doozy!
1247
01:18:18.553 --> 01:18:21.421
Too bad
you can't fly, huh?
1248
01:18:28.469 --> 01:18:30.001
Let go!
Ow! Ugh!
1249
01:18:38.544 --> 01:18:40.011
Oh!
1250
01:18:41.712 --> 01:18:43.374
This ends now!
1251
01:18:43.509 --> 01:18:46.512
Say goodbye to Daddy.
1252
01:18:51.394 --> 01:18:53.255
It's okay, Junior.
1253
01:18:54.021 --> 01:18:55.389
Dada loves you.
1254
01:19:15.582 --> 01:19:17.581
Oh!
1255
01:19:20.521 --> 01:19:21.451
Get back here.
1256
01:19:21.586 --> 01:19:22.618
Bad baby.
1257
01:19:22.753 --> 01:19:24.116
Ow, ow, ow! Ow!
1258
01:19:24.251 --> 01:19:25.884
Get off me, you demon.
1259
01:19:26.020 --> 01:19:29.192
- You're going to
feel the wrath of--
1260
01:19:39.937 --> 01:19:41.534
Whoa.
1261
01:19:42.235 --> 01:19:44.878
Ow! Oh.
1262
01:19:52.014 --> 01:19:54.453
See? Not a scratch.
1263
01:19:54.589 --> 01:19:56.089
Huh? What?
1264
01:19:56.225 --> 01:19:58.818
Salami!
1265
01:20:00.592 --> 01:20:03.028
Pastrami!
1266
01:20:04.895 --> 01:20:06.465
No, no, no, no, no.
1267
01:20:09.801 --> 01:20:11.867
What?
Prosciutto!
1268
01:20:12.003 --> 01:20:13.973
Ew! Ew! Ew! Gross!
1269
01:20:17.469 --> 01:20:20.045
Ha! Nice try. When I--
1270
01:20:23.280 --> 01:20:26.018
Antipasti.
1271
01:20:28.851 --> 01:20:30.154
Ho, ho!
1272
01:20:32.889 --> 01:20:33.789
Gru.
Gru!
1273
01:20:33.925 --> 01:20:35.152
- Yeah, yeah!
- Junior!
1274
01:20:35.287 --> 01:20:36.754
Woo!
1275
01:20:39.762 --> 01:20:40.997
Yes!
1276
01:20:41.132 --> 01:20:42.296
Yippee!
Holy cow!
1277
01:20:42.431 --> 01:20:44.171
You guys okay?
That was insane!
1278
01:20:49.168 --> 01:20:50.207
Dada.
1279
01:20:53.479 --> 01:20:54.444
Mmm.
1280
01:20:54.579 --> 01:20:56.339
Aw!
1281
01:20:56.475 --> 01:20:59.277
- Oh, my boys.
- Dada.
1282
01:20:59.413 --> 01:21:01.020
You know something?
1283
01:21:01.155 --> 01:21:05.985
Today has been a real
roller coaster of emotion.
1284
01:21:09.463 --> 01:21:10.859
Uh, Gru?
1285
01:21:10.995 --> 01:21:12.867
Can we go back home now?
1286
01:21:17.969 --> 01:21:19.899
All right. There you go.
1287
01:21:20.035 --> 01:21:21.905
Yay.
1288
01:21:22.041 --> 01:21:23.537
Thanks, Dr. Nefario.
1289
01:21:24.512 --> 01:21:25.444
Good as new.
1290
01:21:25.580 --> 01:21:26.941
No job too small,
1291
01:21:27.076 --> 01:21:29.180
or too mad.
1292
01:21:29.846 --> 01:21:30.909
Bye, then.
1293
01:21:31.044 --> 01:21:32.117
Bye.
1294
01:21:40.189 --> 01:21:42.854
Hey. You okay, sweetie?
1295
01:21:42.989 --> 01:21:46.857
Agnes,
someone's here to see you!
1296
01:21:54.675 --> 01:21:56.603
Lucky?
1297
01:22:00.877 --> 01:22:01.949
Lucky!
1298
01:22:05.349 --> 01:22:07.552
Did you practice your tricks?
1299
01:22:07.687 --> 01:22:09.583
Okay. Play dead.
1300
01:22:14.923 --> 01:22:16.159
Yay!
1301
01:22:16.295 --> 01:22:19.930
Ah, that was disturbing.
Yeah, little bit.
1302
01:22:20.065 --> 01:22:21.892
- Lucky.
1303
01:22:23.599 --> 01:22:26.000
Hey, I'll, uh...
I'll be back soon.
1304
01:22:26.135 --> 01:22:27.669
Oh, okay.
1305
01:22:27.804 --> 01:22:30.072
There's something
I need to take care of.
Yeah.
1306
01:22:30.208 --> 01:22:32.177
See you later, buddy.
1307
01:22:32.778 --> 01:22:33.742
Love you, honey.
1308
01:22:40.613 --> 01:22:43.790
Oh, how you doing, Maxime?
1309
01:22:43.925 --> 01:22:46.251
Ugh, what are
you doing here, Gru?
1310
01:22:46.386 --> 01:22:47.892
You came to gloat? No?
1311
01:22:48.027 --> 01:22:49.591
Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just--
1312
01:22:49.726 --> 01:22:52.427
- I wanted to
get something off my chest.
1313
01:22:52.562 --> 01:22:55.761
And it concerns
the ninth-grade talent show.
1314
01:22:56.735 --> 01:22:57.763
Well,
1315
01:22:58.473 --> 01:22:59.501
actually,
1316
01:23:00.401 --> 01:23:02.838
I did steal your song.
1317
01:23:02.973 --> 01:23:04.902
What? I knew it!
1318
01:23:05.037 --> 01:23:07.874
I knew there was no coincidence.
You little liar!
1319
01:23:09.748 --> 01:23:10.714
Well?
1320
01:23:10.849 --> 01:23:12.183
Well, what?
1321
01:23:12.318 --> 01:23:13.780
Well, where's my apology?
Apolo--
1322
01:23:13.915 --> 01:23:16.951
What are you talking about?
I just apologized.
1323
01:23:17.086 --> 01:23:18.316
Oh, no, no, no.
1324
01:23:18.452 --> 01:23:20.286
No, that was no apology.
1325
01:23:20.422 --> 01:23:22.359
You just wanted to rub it in.
1326
01:23:22.495 --> 01:23:25.226
I can't believe
you stole my song!
Hey!
1327
01:23:25.362 --> 01:23:29.799
I only did that to get back
at you for pantsing me
at the homecoming dance.
1328
01:23:29.934 --> 01:23:33.137
- Besides, you could've
gone on after me.
1329
01:23:33.273 --> 01:23:36.138
It is not my fault
that you were afraid.
1330
01:23:36.273 --> 01:23:39.104
Afraid because I killed it!
1331
01:23:39.240 --> 01:23:40.940
Afraid? Ha!
1332
01:23:41.076 --> 01:23:44.818
I could outsing you
any day of the week
and all day Sunday.
1333
01:23:44.954 --> 01:23:47.454
I'd like to see that.
1334
01:23:47.590 --> 01:23:49.556
Anytime, anyplace.
1335
01:23:49.692 --> 01:23:51.783
You name it, mon ami.
1336
01:24:02.361 --> 01:24:03.499
Oh, yeah.
1337
01:24:04.501 --> 01:24:07.967
♪ Welcome to your life... ♪
1338
01:24:09.541 --> 01:24:11.839
♪ There's
no turning back... ♪
1339
01:24:13.246 --> 01:24:16.515
♪ ...Even while we sleep... ♪
1340
01:24:16.651 --> 01:24:17.675
Oh, come on.
1341
01:24:17.810 --> 01:24:19.718
♪ ...We will find you ♪
1342
01:24:19.853 --> 01:24:23.718
♪ Act-- ♪
♪ ...ing on
your best behavior ♪
1343
01:24:23.853 --> 01:24:28.019
♪ Turn your back
On Mother Nature ♪
1344
01:24:28.154 --> 01:24:33.094
♪ Everybody wants to
Rule the world... ♪
1345
01:24:33.229 --> 01:24:35.435
Yes!
Whoo! Yeah!
1346
01:24:40.999 --> 01:24:43.576
♪ It's my own design... ♪
1347
01:24:43.712 --> 01:24:45.374
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
1348
01:24:45.510 --> 01:24:48.207
♪ ...It's my own remorse... ♪
1349
01:24:48.343 --> 01:24:49.575
Let's boogie!
1350
01:24:49.711 --> 01:24:52.885
♪ ...Help me to decide... ♪
1351
01:24:53.021 --> 01:24:54.349
Whoo-hoo!
1352
01:24:54.484 --> 01:24:55.914
♪ ...Help me make the ♪
1353
01:24:56.050 --> 01:25:00.125
♪ Most of freedom
And of pleasure ♪
1354
01:25:00.260 --> 01:25:04.527
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1355
01:25:04.663 --> 01:25:08.866
♪ Everybody wants to
Rule the world ♪
1356
01:25:09.002 --> 01:25:13.300
♪ There's a room where
The light won't find you ♪
1357
01:25:13.436 --> 01:25:17.774
♪ Holding hands
While the walls
Come tumbling down ♪
1358
01:25:17.910 --> 01:25:21.346
♪ When they do
I'll be right behind you ♪
1359
01:25:21.481 --> 01:25:26.283
♪ So glad
We've almost made it ♪
1360
01:25:26.418 --> 01:25:30.257
♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪
1361
01:25:30.392 --> 01:25:34.788
♪ Pom, pom, pom, pom
Tra la la la la ♪
1362
01:25:36.728 --> 01:25:41.601
♪ Everybody wants to
Rule the world ♪
1363
01:25:41.736 --> 01:25:45.767
♪ Say that you'll never, never
Never, never need it ♪
1364
01:25:45.902 --> 01:25:49.573
♪ One headline
Why believe it? ♪
1365
01:25:49.708 --> 01:25:55.149
♪ Everybody wants to
Rule the world ♪
1366
01:25:57.112 --> 01:26:01.318
♪ All for freedom
And for pleasure ♪
1367
01:26:01.453 --> 01:26:05.655
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1368
01:26:05.790 --> 01:26:11.792
♪ Everybody wants to
Rule the world ♪
1369
01:26:15.265 --> 01:26:16.302
Oh, yeah!
1370
01:26:43.898 --> 01:26:45.722
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1371
01:26:55.844 --> 01:26:57.970
Oh, strudel.
1372
01:27:21.265 --> 01:27:22.698
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1373
01:27:50.359 --> 01:27:51.727
Ah, whoops.
1374
01:28:22.998 --> 01:28:25.794
Huh?
1375
01:28:28.395 --> 01:28:29.699
Mmm.
1376
01:28:49.949 --> 01:28:51.188
No, no, no, no, no.
1377
01:28:53.761 --> 01:28:54.922
Ooh!
1378
01:29:06.007 --> 01:29:07.533
Uh...
1379
01:29:07.668 --> 01:29:09.301
Uh-oh.
1380
01:29:09.436 --> 01:29:10.641
Ugh.
1381
01:29:52.011 --> 01:29:54.047
- Oh?
1382
01:31:09.897 --> 01:31:13.260
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.