1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,208 [laughing] 4 00:00:25,791 --> 00:00:27,041 Your usual. 5 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:29,500 With ghost peppers and extra sriracha. 6 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:32,125 Hooray! My hot, hot dog. 7 00:00:33,291 --> 00:00:34,291 [head whistles] 8 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:37,208 [burps, panting] 9 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:38,958 Milk will put out that fire. 10 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:40,083 [slurps] 11 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,166 [sighs] 12 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,666 See you again tomorrow. 13 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,625 [laughs] 14 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:46,291 [pants] Give it! 15 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:47,708 Let go! 16 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,000 Oh, great! Thanks a lot. 17 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,666 Look what you did! 18 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,083 [grunts] You were the one pulling. 19 00:00:56,166 --> 00:00:57,833 This is your fault. 20 00:00:57,916 --> 00:00:59,583 [scoffs] Well, it's broken now. 21 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:00,708 I don't want it. 22 00:01:00,791 --> 00:01:02,083 [scoffs] Just leave it. 23 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:04,125 -It's ruined. -[approaching thuds] 24 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:05,541 [hot dog vendor] Huh? Whoa! 25 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,958 Oh, what on Earth? [screams] 26 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:24,541 Citizens of New York, surrender! 27 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,333 For we have… 28 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:29,041 -[mumbling, indistinct] -[bystander 1] All I'm hearing is mumbles. 29 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:31,708 -[bystander 2] I don't hear anything. -[bystander 3] I can't hear anything! 30 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,416 -What's he saying? -[bystanders clamoring] 31 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:39,708 Now, bow before your new overlords, Red Skull and Hydra! 32 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:43,125 Uh, sorry! Uh, we couldn't hear you down here! 33 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,750 What'd you say your name was? 34 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:47,625 I am the Red Skull! 35 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,291 Ooh, isn't it obvious? 36 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,166 From the red? And the skull? 37 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:55,083 My skull, look, it's red. Red Skull! 38 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:57,416 What? Louder! 39 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,458 We can't hear you! 40 00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:00,875 Quickly, the megaphone. 41 00:02:00,958 --> 00:02:03,375 -[grunts] -Ow! 42 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,833 Not for throwing. 43 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:07,625 For talking, dummkopf. 44 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:08,875 Ah! Never mind! 45 00:02:08,958 --> 00:02:10,833 -[beeping] -Attack! 46 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:14,625 -[lasers firing] -[bystanders screaming] 47 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:18,750 [cackles] 48 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:23,750 I am Red Skull! And this city is now mine. 49 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,333 Your newspapers are mine. 50 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:27,125 Your phones are mine. 51 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:29,333 Your hot dogs are mine! 52 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,125 [cackles] 53 00:02:33,916 --> 00:02:35,416 [groans] 54 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,500 You put ghost peppers on this. 55 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:39,625 What is wrong with you people? 56 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:40,750 [pants] Water! 57 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,083 Water! 58 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:44,458 -Ooh, boss. Water will just make it worse. -[panting] 59 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:45,625 Milk then! 60 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,125 Someone blew up the milk truck. 61 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:51,250 [fire crackling] 62 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:52,958 -[grunts] -[groans] 63 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:54,458 Attack again! 64 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,291 -[explosions] -[bystanders screaming] 65 00:02:57,375 --> 00:03:00,958 Ah, the sweet sound of victory. 66 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:03,250 -[Hulk roars] -Huh? What is that? 67 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:06,291 Oof! Ooh. 68 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,250 [laughs, grunts] 69 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,916 [roars] 70 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,750 Again with the Hydra? 71 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,041 Uh, Tony, can we liven it up? 72 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:19,875 F.R.I.D.A.Y., drop a beat. 73 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:20,958 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 74 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,166 Yes! [gasps] 75 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,916 This is Mjolnir's favorite song. 76 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 77 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,333 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 78 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,208 [Iron Man] I don't think so, Hydra. 79 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:38,916 ♪ My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say, "Oh, my Lord ♪ 80 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,708 ♪ Thank you for blessing me" ♪ 81 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:44,750 [roars, grunting] 82 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,375 [grunting, roaring] 83 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,291 Nice shield, Cap. 84 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:53,333 You too, Cap. 85 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:56,833 [background vocalizing] 86 00:03:59,041 --> 00:04:00,375 ♪ Stop, Hammer time! ♪ 87 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:02,000 ♪ "Go with the flow", it is said ♪ 88 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:04,250 ♪ If you can't groove to this Then you probably are dead ♪ 89 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:06,333 You go low. I'll go high. [grunts] 90 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,083 -[grunts] -[Thor chuckles] 91 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,000 I used to do all the moves to this song. 92 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:14,708 -Wait, wait, wait. You dance? -But of course. 93 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:17,416 Who do you think created the Electric Slide? 94 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,583 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 95 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:21,458 -[music stops] -Less dance. More smash! 96 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:23,041 [grunts] 97 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:24,875 Oh, these Avengers! 98 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:27,791 Always assembling here, assembling there. 99 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,791 Assemble, assemble, assemble. 100 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,000 Oh, no, you don't. 101 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:37,958 I'm here, Natasha! 102 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:39,291 [gasps] Dad? 103 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:40,833 [grunts] 104 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,333 Don't worry, Natasha. 105 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,833 [sighs] What are you doing here? 106 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:46,250 You haven't called me. 107 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:48,708 I figured you need me to protect you. 108 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:51,500 So, Red Guardian is here. 109 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,000 -[grunts] -[groans] I don't need your help! 110 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,416 Wait! Wait for your papa! 111 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,291 [Black Widow grunts] 112 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:05,916 ♪ The itsy-bitsy spider Crawled up the waterspout ♪ 113 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,625 You are the spider! Crawling! 114 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,375 Only it's not a waterspout! 115 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:12,916 Get it? [laughs] 116 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,625 [sighs] He's dad-splaining his own dad joke. 117 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,500 [grunts] 118 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:21,625 [screams] 119 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,583 You think you can defeat me? 120 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:26,166 -[Black Widow grunts] -[grunts] 121 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,791 I think I already did. 122 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:33,916 -Found you, little Tasha. -[sighs] Please don't call me that, Dad. 123 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,833 Dad? You used to call me Papa. 124 00:05:36,916 --> 00:05:38,500 Now you call me Dad? 125 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,500 [sighs] It is a strange word. 126 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,125 Dad. 127 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,708 Listen to me say it. 128 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:46,250 [slowly] Dad. 129 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:51,125 -Can we not do this right now? -[jetpack powers up] 130 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:54,000 [screams] Auf Wiedersehen, fools. 131 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,083 [groaning] Dad. 132 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:02,833 They may have taken this day, but in the end, 133 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:06,000 I will gain the upper ha-- [shrieks] 134 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:07,916 [whimpering] 135 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:13,708 Red Skull gave us the slip, but I had him. 136 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:16,041 -Until-- -[slurps] Mmm. 137 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,791 -Some fun, yes? -[sighs] 138 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:21,000 You climbing and fighting. Me chasing. 139 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,666 Just like the old days. 140 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,458 Remember the song we used to sing at bath time? 141 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:29,583 ♪ Tisha, Tasha Time for a washa ♪ 142 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:32,916 ♪ Splisha and splasha In the batha ♪ 143 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,333 -Dad! -Why so unhappy? 144 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,500 So Red Skull ran away. 145 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:39,250 We'll get him next time. 146 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,916 They should call him Red Skulk. 147 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,458 Because he is so good at skulking away. 148 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:46,750 [laughs] 149 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:49,916 Ah, little Tasha loves my corny jokes. 150 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,916 -[slurps] -[Thor thuds, laughs] 151 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,375 Oh, knocking down all these Hydra goons has given me a need. 152 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,458 A need for knocking some pins down! 153 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:01,125 [Avengers] Bowling night! 154 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:02,208 Bowling? 155 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,541 [laughs] I love bowling! 156 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,833 Dad, no. 157 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:08,875 It's an Avengers bowling night. You're not an Avenger. 158 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:11,375 These are my friends. Not yours. 159 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:14,833 Under no circumstances whatsoever in a million years 160 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:16,750 are you coming bowling with us. 161 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:18,291 [Avengers cheer] 162 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:19,375 -You did it! -Got 'em all. 163 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:21,583 -There you go! -Finally, I've got some competition. 164 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,833 Thor, buddy! Always fashionably late. 165 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:26,916 Uh-oh. 166 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,458 [stammers] I overdressed. 167 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:29,708 [sighs] Better change. 168 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:31,041 -[thunderclap] -No. 169 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:32,375 -[thunderclap] -No. 170 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:33,833 -[thunderclap] -[imitates frog] 171 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,875 -[thunderclap] -[sighs] Nice. 172 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:41,541 Wow. Natasha, this place has everything. 173 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,333 [chuckles] We know who's going to win. 174 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:47,625 Natasha always crushes us. 175 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,458 Six times in a row. 176 00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:52,750 But maybe tonight we crown a new champ. 177 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:56,166 Aw, it's so sweet when you guys are delusional. 178 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,833 -[Avengers laugh] -Yeah, right. 179 00:07:57,916 --> 00:07:59,833 -[laughs] -[clattering] 180 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,500 [upbeat synth rock playing] 181 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:10,125 [sighs] Come on, Rollnir. We can do this. 182 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:11,208 [grunts] 183 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:13,708 -[Avengers cheer] -Yes! 184 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:15,916 [chuckling] Yeah, Thor! All right. 185 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:30,500 Man, I am good. 186 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:32,125 But we knew that already. 187 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:33,791 Out of the way, Tony. 188 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,416 Come on, Hulk. 189 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,750 Don't throw it this time! 190 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:41,333 [strains, grunts] 191 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:42,458 -What? -Huh? 192 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,500 [giggles] 193 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,833 -[pins clattering] -Yes! Strike! 194 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:52,833 Oh, man. Nat only needs one more pin. 195 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,833 Oh, look at that. I'm up next. 196 00:08:54,916 --> 00:08:56,375 With a chance to win. 197 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,333 [chuckles] Pardon me. 198 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,375 [breathes heavily] 199 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:07,500 Uh, that ball looks heavy. 200 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,250 I don't want you to get hurt. 201 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,583 Maybe you should try a different one. 202 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,208 Dad. 203 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,916 And focus. 204 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Block out all distractions and focus. 205 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:21,041 Dad, back up. Please. 206 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,500 [inhales deeply, blows] 207 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,958 -Block out distractions! -[grunts, stammers] 208 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,833 Oopsie. You see? 209 00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,333 The ball was heavy. 210 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:38,750 But that's okay. 211 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,208 You can try again! 212 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:42,625 -[laughs] -Oh, boy. 213 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:47,375 Little Natasha, don't be sad. And don't give up. 214 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:48,708 You'll get it next time. 215 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:51,541 And your papa can be here to help you. 216 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,666 Right behind you. 217 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,125 Right there with you all the time. 218 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,541 [laughs] Oh, my baby girl. Always being so-- 219 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:01,416 Dad, stop it! Stop pretending to be an Avenger! 220 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,500 Stop hovering over me all the time and getting in my way! 221 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:08,875 I-I-- I'm sorry. 222 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,500 Let me make it up to you. 223 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:14,791 Uh, this weekend, you and your papa can both make pancakes together. 224 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,250 [stammers] Just like when you were little, huh? 225 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:20,250 I am not a little kid anymore. 226 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:33,083 Hmm. That anger's gonna eat her up. 227 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,750 I can explain how to build a quantum field Ping-Pong table, 228 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,416 but I can't explain how dads work. 229 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:48,166 'Cause my pops was both my biggest fan and the biggest pain in my iron butt. 230 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:49,875 You wanna talk about it? 231 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,750 Your angry death glare says, "Go away." 232 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:55,666 But you know talking about it will make you feel better. 233 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,583 My angry death glare doesn't work anymore? 234 00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:00,916 Oh, no. It's still a great angry death glare. 235 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,375 Very scary. 236 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,541 We're friends, Nat. You can tell me what's going on. 237 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,875 [sighs] 238 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,500 I shouldn't have yelled at him. 239 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:12,458 But he keeps telling me what to do, how to do it. 240 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,875 Treating me like a little kid. It just makes me so angry. 241 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,458 It's not always easy to see where they're coming from. 242 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:20,791 I never understood that about my dad. 243 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:23,416 At least not until after he was gone. 244 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,583 [sighs] I didn't mean to blow up at him. 245 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:29,291 But he has to realize I'm grown-up now. 246 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,708 Maybe you need to tell him that. 247 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,500 [sighs] 248 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:48,541 [sighs] Why did you have to grow up? 249 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,791 Things were easier then. 250 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,916 Ah, yes. I could use a hug. 251 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,833 Wait a minute. What is this? 252 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,750 [grunting] 253 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,208 [straining] Someone! Anyone! 254 00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:03,291 I can't-- 255 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,833 Natasha! 256 00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:07,583 Dad. Dad! 257 00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:10,000 We need to-- Dad? 258 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:15,791 Dad? 259 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:20,041 Dad! 260 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:24,125 Sorry, how did we get on the subject of Santa Claus? 261 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,916 Ah, yes. The legend of Kris Kringle. 262 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,458 One of my father's favorite bedtime tales. 263 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,958 Putting tiny little swords and axes under the pillows of all the children of Asgard. 264 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,791 Whoa! Yeah, well, Steve over here still believes in Santa. 265 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,125 I might still hold a candle. [chuckles] 266 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:43,541 Please tell me you still leave out milk and cookies. 267 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,000 Let me get this straight. We have a Norse god, 268 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:49,125 a man whose heart powers his armor suit, a giant green man, 269 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,791 but Santa is the reach? 270 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,208 That's the bridge too far? 271 00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,291 [grunts] 272 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,125 -Isn't that against the rules? -Nope. 273 00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,666 Something happened to my dad. 274 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,541 I-I found his phone on the floor, but there's no sign of him. 275 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:05,041 Tower security didn't log Red Guardian leaving. 276 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,250 But it did just log someone arriving. 277 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,625 Red Guardian did not leave. He was taken. 278 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,041 T'Challa? 279 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,125 Apologies for my unannounced arrival. 280 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,291 But I fear my most recent investigation 281 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,750 may be connected with Black Widow's father. 282 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,750 I was pursuing the villain known as Red Ghost. 283 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,375 Here to stop me, Black Panther? 284 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,583 [laughs] Another game of cat and mouse, is it? 285 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,208 Except this time, there is no mouse. 286 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,000 There is only I, the Red Ghost. 287 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,708 Drop the vibranium. 288 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:40,291 I have better idea. Hear me out. 289 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,833 -You run for your life. -[weapon powering up] 290 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:45,208 [laughs] 291 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,458 Oh. You were so close. 292 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:52,458 But no one gets the drop on the Red Ghost. 293 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,583 -[laughs] -[Black Panther grunts] 294 00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:01,541 By the time he gets downstairs, I will be long gone. 295 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,375 -[window shatters] -What? 296 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,000 Are you serious? 297 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,750 [panting] 298 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,791 [panting] Huh? 299 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:17,083 [grunts, panting] No one gets the drop on-- 300 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:19,333 [screams] 301 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,291 [Black Panther] Red Ghost could not have escaped 302 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,000 under such mysterious circumstances. 303 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:33,500 And he would not have left the vibranium behind. Not willingly. 304 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,625 And you didn't see who got him? 305 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:40,291 No. But whoever or whatever took him left behind this. 306 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:44,541 The material is technologically beyond anything that we have seen on Earth. 307 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,041 Red Ghost disappeared, so did Red Guardian. 308 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:49,500 And no one's seen any sign of Red Skull. 309 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,500 Weird coincidence. 310 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,250 -[beeps] -I have discovered a peculiar commonality 311 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,291 beyond the three missing individuals. 312 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:57,708 -Observe. -Whoa! 313 00:14:57,791 --> 00:14:59,625 Omega Red, Red Raven, 314 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,333 Red 9, Red Stone, Red Shift, 315 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:03,500 Red King? 316 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,291 So, what's the connection? 317 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,625 Hulk, they all have the word "red" in their names. 318 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,083 And they're all marked missing. 319 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,000 -Not all of them. -[beeps] 320 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,291 [Iron Man] Red She-Hulk? 321 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:16,125 The only superpowered individual with "red" in their name 322 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,541 who has not vanished. 323 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,541 Um… I might know where to find her. 324 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,916 Good. She might be our only lead to finding my dad. 325 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,208 [Red Guardian grunting] 326 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,125 -[punches landing] -[Red Ghost] Can you get out? 327 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:31,583 -[Red Skull grunts] No! -[grunts] 328 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,041 What is this? Where are we? 329 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:37,375 Ah, good. You're awake. 330 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,208 Red Ghost, Red Guardian, Red Skull. 331 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,875 It's nice to finally meet you in person. 332 00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,500 And you've met my robots already. 333 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,250 Huh? 334 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,291 Broken? 335 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,375 Broken? 336 00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:56,666 [sighs] Bumps you down from near mint to very fine. 337 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,583 -[grunts] Not worth keeping. -[device beeps] 338 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,875 Red Guardian. 339 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:07,625 Not exactly a spring chicken anymore, but I like the look of you. 340 00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:09,541 Oh, thank you. 341 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,583 People think it's about exercise, but, uh… [chuckles] 342 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:16,291 …it really comes down to calories in, calories out. 343 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:20,625 Yes, you are in magnificent condition. 344 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:26,625 [laughing] 345 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,208 [grunting] 346 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:33,166 -[Red Skull] Stop! -[all screaming] 347 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,458 [hawk cries] 348 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,666 [Iron Man] Old West ghost town. Charming. Didn't know these were still around. 349 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,166 All right, guys. When we get to Red She-Hulk, let me do the talking. 350 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,416 Before today, I did not know there were other Hulks out there. 351 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,083 Are you close to Red She-Hulk? 352 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,791 She's my ex-girlfriend. 353 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:54,333 Sorry. She's your ex? 354 00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:55,916 No, no, no. It's fine. 355 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,083 Betty and I ended things on good terms. 356 00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:01,458 -[grunts] -[Iron Man] That good, huh? 357 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,791 Uh, looks like you missed me, Betts. [chuckles] 358 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,333 Maybe next time I won't, Bruce. 359 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,750 What are you doing here? 360 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,791 Well, um, uh-- 361 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,208 Well, the thing is-- [stammers] You look great, by the way. 362 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,416 Uh, that-- Um, well… 363 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,458 [sighs] You're starting to make me angry, Bruce. 364 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:19,041 Spit it out. [grunts] 365 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:27,500 Whatever. I'm on demo duty for my dad, so I'm gonna get back to smashing. 366 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,041 I'll go talk to her. 367 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,791 Do you want me to go with you? 368 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,916 -No. -Ah, that's probably a good idea. 369 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,125 Betty, people with the word "red" in their name are disappearing. 370 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,458 Possibly being taken. 371 00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,000 What's that got to do with me? 372 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,750 Red She-Hulk? 373 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,375 -Red? -Yeah? 374 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,166 Well, nobody's disappearing me. 375 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,916 My dad is one of the ones missing. 376 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,166 Red Guardian. 377 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,833 He and I got into this big argument, and I blew up at him. 378 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:02,791 I'm going to find him, but-- [sighs] 379 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,166 Honestly, I'm still a little mad at him. 380 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,958 Look, it's not always easy to talk to your old man. 381 00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,750 My dad can be a real hothead. 382 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,916 Always trying to boss me around. Telling me what to do. 383 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:15,875 No, my dad's different. 384 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:20,375 He's-- [stammers] He's supportive and positive and always around. 385 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,750 Then what's the problem? 386 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,958 Problem is he treats me like a little girl. 387 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,958 I'm not a kid anymore, and I don't think my dad can accept that. 388 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,916 Listen, you're not perfect. Neither is your dad. 389 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,833 You have to accept that he's human. 390 00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,916 So what if he still sees you as a kid? 391 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,916 Why does that bother you so much? 392 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,291 [whooshing] 393 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,208 Are these with you? 394 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,458 -No. -[chuckles] Good. 395 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:50,625 Those would be mine. 396 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,666 Sorry they aren't in the best of shape. 397 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,541 [scoffs] Too scuffed up to be collectibles. 398 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,458 But they can do my dirty work. 399 00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:00,708 [laughs, sighs] 400 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,875 What a magnificent hue. 401 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:07,291 You're the one responsible. Who are you? 402 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,125 And what did you do with my dad? 403 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:15,958 Oh, I'm just an extraordinary fellow who has it all, and it's still not enough. 404 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,750 I'm the Collector. 405 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:23,333 As for the other question, Red Guardian is now part 406 00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:28,750 of the most magnificent collection in the known universe. 407 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,416 I want him back. Now. 408 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,791 [grunts, shouts] 409 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,625 [grunts] 410 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:37,458 I love the anger. 411 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:39,291 That is so mint. 412 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:43,041 Don't damage the red one, but the rest? Take 'em apart! 413 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,666 -[both grunt] -[Hulk grunts] 414 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,250 All righty then. 415 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,583 I'll crank up the juice and bring the pain. 416 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:57,875 [weapons hum] 417 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,500 [grunts] Ow. 418 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,666 Keep it busy. 419 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,250 I'm gonna try something. 420 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,625 [grunting, sighs] 421 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:13,833 That all you've got? 422 00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:16,916 I've fought grandmas with tougher stuff than you. 423 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,333 [grunts] 424 00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:21,750 [grunts, shouts] 425 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,583 Hey, Collector! 426 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:28,958 Nice look. Very alt-rock. 427 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:32,541 -How do you feel about heavy metal? -[thunder rumbling] 428 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,791 [grunts] Always fashionably late. 429 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,416 [grunting] 430 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,291 [grunts] 431 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:47,666 I'm gonna smash your ugly face. Then your ugly face! 432 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,666 And then-- Yikes, there are a lot of you. 433 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,708 [straining] 434 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,250 Don't worry, Betts! 435 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,916 I got ya-- [shouts] 436 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,250 [bricks clattering] 437 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,791 [sighs] Typical. 438 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:00,958 [grunts] 439 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,625 [laughs] 440 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,208 We need a plan. 441 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:08,833 Thor, call a lightning strike, aimed at this exact location. 442 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,708 But lightning? Right here? 443 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,541 Won't that vaporize us? 444 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,583 I mean, not me. I'd obviously be fine. 445 00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:16,166 But the rest of you? 446 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,458 -Now, Thor! -[grunts] 447 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,125 [chuckles] 448 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,250 Nice. 449 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,333 [grunts] 450 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,500 Wait. They're gone? 451 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:38,083 And so is my only chance at finding my dad. 452 00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:43,500 [beeps] 453 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,791 No sign of the Collector on any of our scanners. 454 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,291 And nothing on the Wakandan channels as well. 455 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,791 Anyone have any ideas? 456 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,875 To find him, we need someone with special skills. 457 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,625 A tracker. 458 00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:56,625 Steve and I worked with him a while back. 459 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:59,000 Yep. S.H.I.E.L.D. file 268. 460 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,333 He can find anyone. 461 00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:02,500 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no. 462 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,541 No, not that guy. Anyone but that guy. 463 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,083 He's the best at what he does. 464 00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,666 And what he does isn't very nice. 465 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,666 -[sizzling] -[snikt] 466 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:16,750 [Black Widow] Wolverine. 467 00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:22,125 [groans] Guess I'm not gonna get to eat my lunch. 468 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,000 [sniffs, groans] 469 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,166 Stay on this heading. 470 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:33,041 You can track the Collector from this high up, at this distance? 471 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,875 My nose doesn't lie. 472 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:39,541 Collector might be untraceable, but Red She-Hulk leaves a scent. 473 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,958 I can smell a Hulk from a mile away. 474 00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,750 -[growls] -What? 475 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:47,416 Maybe try smashing a deodorant factory once in a while. 476 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,041 [sniffs] Take us down here. This is it. 477 00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:01,791 [sniffs] 478 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:03,375 Over here. 479 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,500 [sniffs] 480 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,250 Do you have a lock on my dad? 481 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:13,041 [sniffs] Picking up multiple scents. 482 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,333 Red She-Hulk and-- 483 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,166 [sniffs] Wait a second-- 484 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,000 [sniffs] Red Skull? 485 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,833 The plan is to free everyone from the Collector. Everyone. 486 00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:24,875 You didn't say anything about saving villains. 487 00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:29,791 For all I care, the Collector can keep the Red Ghost and Red Skull and… 488 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,541 [sniffs, grunts] 489 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:32,916 Omega Red? 490 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,916 -You know him? -[grunts] 491 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,166 Omega Red is the worst. 492 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,625 He just sucks the life out of you. 493 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,125 Just get us to the Collector. 494 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,041 [groans] Follow me. 495 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:48,333 The place is called Mom's Diner. That's just adorable. 496 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:50,250 It's probably a death trap. 497 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,166 Can't be worse than where you get your hair cut. 498 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:53,250 [groans] 499 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,666 -[bell dings] -Scent ends here. 500 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,083 Spread out. 501 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:03,166 Look for a hidden door or exit. 502 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,416 -Anybody want lemonade? -[clicks] 503 00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:28,583 Collector'll be down there, 504 00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:30,083 in Mom's basement. 505 00:24:34,916 --> 00:24:36,791 [Iron Man] Definitely doesn't look like Earth tech. 506 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,458 Hmm. I don't see any way down. 507 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:43,750 [Iron Man] That's convenient. And ominous. 508 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,791 My scanners have picked up a hidden passageway 509 00:24:48,875 --> 00:24:50,875 to a deeper sublevel beneath us. 510 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:51,958 This way. 511 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:58,541 I'm coming, Dad. 512 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,375 There better not be any secret door. 513 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:04,791 I hate secret doors. 514 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,416 -Always where you least expe-- -[clicks] 515 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:09,250 [all screaming] 516 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,625 [computer voice] Potential new collectibles detected. 517 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:14,541 Activate, clean, scan and sort functions. 518 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,208 [all groaning] 519 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,000 [computer voice] Initializing power wash. 520 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,833 Did that just say power wash? 521 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:23,875 [all gasp] 522 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,416 [all coughing] 523 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,458 [Hulk stammers] Whoa. 524 00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:32,250 [all grunting, groaning] 525 00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:35,166 [dryers blowing] 526 00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,541 Wow, this is a really nice blowout. 527 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,000 Whew! Same. 528 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,541 [all screaming] 529 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,500 [computer voice] Scanning complete. Identify and sort. 530 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,291 Two armored robots with scratches and surface damage. 531 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,375 -Imperfect. -[Iron Man] Imperfect? 532 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,708 -[shouts] -[Black Widow] Tony! 533 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:56,500 [computer voice] Identify and sort. Four humans. 534 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,250 Identify and sort. 535 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,375 Two animals. 536 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,125 [both] Excuse me? 537 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,750 [all shouting] 538 00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:04,375 [grunts] 539 00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:06,791 -[Hulk grunts] -[groans] 540 00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:14,541 [groans] This entire room stinks like… 541 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,458 [sniffs] Oh, no. 542 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,166 [growling] 543 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,583 Is that a… 544 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:22,500 Wendigo! [growls] 545 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,083 [Wolverine grunts] 546 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:27,083 -[growls] -[roars] 547 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,458 [both grunting] 548 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,416 -[chuckles] Soft. -[growling] 549 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,458 -Like wrestling a big, fluffy pillow. -[groans] 550 00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:40,000 -[Wendigo growls] -Uh-oh. 551 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,791 Fluffy pillow's fightin' back. 552 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:43,458 -[Wendigo growling] -[groans] 553 00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:49,458 Hate stupid fluffy pillow! 554 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,083 -[growls] -[Wolverine grunts] 555 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,458 [Wendigo growls] 556 00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:55,041 [groans, grunts] 557 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,916 -[snikt] -[growls] 558 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,333 Okay, bub, you've taken your best shot. 559 00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:05,958 Now, it's my turn. 560 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,416 [Wendigo growling] 561 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:11,750 [Wolverine groaning, grunting] 562 00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:13,208 [growls] 563 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:14,375 [Wendigo yelps] 564 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,666 [grunts] 565 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:19,666 [both panting] 566 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,750 [Hulk] Wasn't as bad as I remembered. 567 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:23,833 -[groans] -You did pretty good there. 568 00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:26,875 [groans] Aw, thanks, man. 569 00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:29,916 [chuckles] I think I pulled a muscle, but-- 570 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,416 [growling] 571 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,666 [Hulk] More fluffy pillows! 572 00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:36,875 I hate fluffy pillows. 573 00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:39,791 [both screaming] 574 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,500 [both groan] 575 00:27:42,416 --> 00:27:44,291 I did not see that coming. 576 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:47,375 [machinery humming] 577 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:48,958 Where's the rest of our team? 578 00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:52,125 -And why did the Collector send us here? -We were scanned. 579 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:55,583 The computer said we were scratched and damaged. 580 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:57,541 They thought we were scrap. 581 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:58,916 They underestimated us. 582 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,625 My scanners cannot find an exit. 583 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:04,250 [scanner beeping] 584 00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:08,625 No exit? Not a problem. 585 00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,083 We're gonna build our way out. 586 00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:12,833 [all screaming, groan] 587 00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:15,208 [groans] What are these things? 588 00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:17,208 Power-inhibiting manacles. 589 00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:18,750 Uh, they jam our powers. 590 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:21,125 These must be a newer model. 591 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:24,791 What? Have you never been captured, thrown in prison 592 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:27,000 and had your powers taken away before? 593 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:28,791 -Nope. -Nuh-uh. 594 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:29,958 Can't say that I have. 595 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,708 Just me? Huh. 596 00:28:31,791 --> 00:28:34,416 It's happened to me more times than I care to-- 597 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,458 Really? Like, never? 598 00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:38,291 [footsteps approaching] 599 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:46,666 Well, we found robots, but not our friends. 600 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,000 [Collector] Friends? 601 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:49,916 Who cares about them? 602 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:53,500 Check out my advanced bots. 603 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:56,583 You may have bested my old ones in the desert, 604 00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:59,208 but these are a bit more sturdy. 605 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:03,916 Oh, the rare treasures you're about to see. 606 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,875 I don't care about any of this. 607 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,416 I want my dad. 608 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,916 I'll take you to him. 609 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,333 Maybe along the way, you could learn some manners. 610 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:17,500 This is the magic. 611 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:20,416 You see, when you get to be as big a deal as I am, 612 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:24,541 it's all about rare, one-of-a-kind, 613 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:27,958 never made available to the public before. 614 00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:28,916 -[all gasp] -Whoa. 615 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,291 Behold, my collection. 616 00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:34,500 [lights clicking] 617 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:36,166 The greatest ever, complete, mint-condition, 618 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,541 sealed and climate-controlled acid-free Mylar. 619 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:42,250 My good stuff is in storage, 620 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:45,625 but this is the best of what I've acquired here on Earth. 621 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:49,041 [giggling] Oh, you are going to be impressed by this. 622 00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:54,250 My mythical creatures of legend! 623 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:55,333 Are they dead? 624 00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:57,625 [scoffs] Of course not. 625 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,208 Suspended animation. 626 00:30:00,291 --> 00:30:05,791 Hibernation stasis, in absolute mint condition. 627 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:10,916 You kidnapped Santa Claus? 628 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,083 I knew he was real. 629 00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:14,375 Come on, come on. I have so much more to show you. 630 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,750 [groans] Hey, wait. Don't you know who that is? 631 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,125 After completing those, I tried collecting musicians, 632 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,500 but you have no idea how hard it is 633 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:24,875 to find rock stars in halfway-decent condition. 634 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,500 So, I branched out. 635 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:31,000 Feast your eyes on my latest and greatest. 636 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,833 My Red Collection! 637 00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:37,916 [Black Widow gasps] 638 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:40,791 Dad! 639 00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:42,791 [groaning, grunting] 640 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:43,875 Let go of me! 641 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:46,583 The first color of the rainbow. 642 00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:48,416 Soon to be followed by others. 643 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:51,041 Although, it thins out between green and purple. 644 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,041 Not sure why. 645 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,208 Collector, you're completely mad. 646 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:59,666 I'm super mad at you ungrateful casuals. 647 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:03,541 You don't appreciate the greatness in my collection. 648 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:08,125 That's why I've decided to collect you. 649 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:11,083 [all groaning] 650 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:12,583 Relax. 651 00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:15,041 You'll be in a protective slab. 652 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,125 Frozen in stasis. 653 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:21,041 [grunts] Perfect forever. 654 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:26,000 -Sam, can you fly out? -[Sam straining] 655 00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:29,416 No can do! These inhibitors have everything shut down. 656 00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:33,250 -[thud] -[groans] Huh? 657 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:38,541 You'll be part of my latest collection. 658 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,750 My Avengers Collection. 659 00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,041 Dad. 660 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:47,125 What about Red Guardian? Where are you going to put him? 661 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,708 He's already in my Red Collection. 662 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:51,833 Then your collection's incomplete. 663 00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,708 If Red Guardian's with the Reds, 664 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:56,583 then your Avengers Collection will always have a hole in it. 665 00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,833 What? What are you talking about? 666 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,916 Red Guardian is red. 667 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,416 Red Guardian is an Avenger. 668 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,083 No, he can't be-- You-- [scoffs] 669 00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,958 But he just-- Fine, whatever. 670 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:10,625 -I'll just put him in both sets. -Well, you can't do that. 671 00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:12,791 He's either in one collection or the other, 672 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:15,625 but one of them will never be complete. 673 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:18,291 No! I have to file him under something! 674 00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:22,875 Do you have any idea how many spreadsheets I have to keep track of all this? 675 00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:26,625 [rumbling] 676 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:28,458 Wait, that's not the machine. 677 00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:33,333 Nobody puts us in the trash. 678 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:37,583 -[shouts] -At worst, we belong in recycling. 679 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:40,833 Told you they were here. 680 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:42,916 The nose never lies. 681 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,875 -What happened? -[spits] 682 00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:48,208 I don't wanna talk about it. [grunting] 683 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,833 [Wolverine grunting] 684 00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:52,750 [groans] 685 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,458 I think it's time to collect a little payback. 686 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:03,500 -[all grunting] -Strike! 687 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,416 Do your thing, Wolverine. 688 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,083 [grunting] 689 00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:29,458 [groans] Where are we? 690 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,708 Okay, you're inside the lair of an alien who-- No, you know what? 691 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:35,791 Someone will explain later. Right now, we just need you to smash. 692 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:36,833 I can manage that. 693 00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,250 Oh, and Santa is real! 694 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,583 Santa's real, everybody. 695 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,416 [gasps] Dad. 696 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,375 [laser blasting] 697 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:51,458 [beeps] 698 00:33:57,875 --> 00:34:00,375 [blades whirring] 699 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:04,375 [roars] 700 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:05,708 Uh-oh. 701 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:11,291 [roars] 702 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,916 And that's how it's done. 703 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,125 You miss me, Betts? 704 00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:19,000 [giggles] Maybe. Just a little. 705 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,625 Rescuing you feels wrong. 706 00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:26,666 Omega Red? 707 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,041 Forget it. [groans] 708 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:32,250 You're gonna try to convince me this is the right thing to do. 709 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,666 I don't have to. You already know it. 710 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,125 [grunts] 711 00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:42,625 [gasps] My greatest foe! 712 00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,708 I knew you'd come! 713 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,625 [laughs, snorts] 714 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:51,291 Wait till I tell Sabretooth, Deathstrike and Cyber, huh? 715 00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:53,375 They're never going to believe it. 716 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:57,333 Old Wolvie has a heart after all, am I right? 717 00:34:57,416 --> 00:35:01,125 [giggles] We should take a picture to commemorate this. 718 00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,583 Hey, does anyone have a phone we can borrow 719 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:05,666 and maybe, like, a selfie stick? 720 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,750 [groans] You are so exhausting. 721 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:12,208 [gasps] My collection! 722 00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:14,166 My life's work! 723 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,916 They're-- They're opening it! 724 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,250 [groans] Wish I had time to do an unboxing video, 725 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:23,708 but I need to stop them before they ruin everything! 726 00:35:23,791 --> 00:35:26,125 [grunting] 727 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:30,375 There. 728 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:33,125 [grunting] 729 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:38,208 -[weapon powering up] -[grunting] 730 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,125 Hold on, Dad. [groaning] 731 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,500 Whoa. 732 00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:50,625 Natasha, you managed to save me? 733 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,291 Dad, I-- 734 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:53,375 What is it? 735 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:54,916 -[rumbling] -[groans] 736 00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:57,000 [Red Guardian groans] 737 00:35:57,083 --> 00:35:59,375 -Dad! [grunts] -[groans] 738 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,833 [Black Widow grunting] 739 00:36:02,916 --> 00:36:05,791 [grunts] Drop me. I'm too heavy. 740 00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:08,083 No! I can rescue you. 741 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,250 [pants] Why-- Why won't you trust me? 742 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:13,375 Of course I trust you. 743 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:17,208 But I'm your papa. It's my job to protect you. 744 00:36:17,291 --> 00:36:19,291 And I'm scared for you. 745 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:20,583 I'm scared too. 746 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:24,166 Papa, I think you liked me better when I was little, 747 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,791 but I'm not a kid anymore. 748 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:28,833 And I'm scared you don't love me for who I am now. 749 00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:32,125 Natasha, I could never stop loving you. 750 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:36,000 I know I hover around like a helicopter, but I can't help it. 751 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:40,166 You're so grown up, and you don't need me anymore. 752 00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:42,916 I don't know how else to spend time with you. 753 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:47,333 -[straining] -[groans] 754 00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:49,250 It was so much simpler then. 755 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,708 Remember when you were little? 756 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:55,166 [laughing] You and I used to make pancakes together. 757 00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:56,625 We still can. 758 00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:59,458 But, Papa, you need to let go. 759 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,083 You want me to let go? 760 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:02,583 No! No, no. 761 00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:05,750 You have to let go of the idea that I'm a little girl. 762 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,250 [beeping] 763 00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:08,666 [weapons powering up] 764 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,375 Coming through! 765 00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:15,416 -[Black Widow grunting, groans] -[Red Guardian grunts] 766 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,833 Goodness, you're so strong now. 767 00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:22,500 [laughing] My Natasha. 768 00:37:25,916 --> 00:37:28,083 Must be something else I can use. 769 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,375 Something that'll-- 770 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,208 Oh, this will do. 771 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,333 [beeps] 772 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,000 [roars] 773 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 [groans] 774 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,291 Is this the right way? 775 00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:44,375 [shouts] 776 00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:46,500 [Hulk grunts] 777 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:49,291 [Wolverine] Heads up! 778 00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:55,875 -[grunts] -[dragon roaring] 779 00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,083 What the-- 780 00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:59,166 -[shouts] -[grunts] 781 00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:03,166 [roars] 782 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:04,166 Get down! 783 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,666 [roaring] 784 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,541 -[interface beeps] -Game on. 785 00:38:16,916 --> 00:38:19,541 [grunting] 786 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:22,333 [Santa] Ho ho ho! 787 00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,916 Hi-yah! 788 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,833 [gasps] Did you like the milk and cookies, Santa? 789 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:32,500 Of course, I did, Steven. 790 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:34,875 You've always been a good boy. 791 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:36,708 Now, come along. 792 00:38:36,791 --> 00:38:40,041 Time to kick some butt, North Pole style. 793 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,833 For the elves! 794 00:38:41,916 --> 00:38:44,791 -[groans] -Santa! No! 795 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:49,625 Ho! Nice try, dragon! 796 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,416 But you've met your match. 797 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:55,166 If I tamed Rudolph, I can tame you! 798 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:59,958 -[grunting, laughs] Ho ho! -[dragon growls] 799 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:08,250 Do you want to finish this together? 800 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:09,583 Are you sure? 801 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:11,416 I'm not intruding? 802 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:12,958 You're not intruding, Papa. 803 00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:15,291 Like I told the Collector, you're an Avenger. 804 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,916 [pants, grunting] 805 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,708 [grunting] Yeah! 806 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:26,375 [laughs] Flip it, flatten it, just like making pancakes! 807 00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,500 Oh, you're doing great, Natasha! 808 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,458 You make me proud! 809 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:33,208 [Collector] Get away from there! 810 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:34,333 [groans] 811 00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:35,458 Let him go! 812 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:37,125 -[grunts] -[Collector groans] 813 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:43,583 [grunts] That machine is more important than life itself. 814 00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:45,791 All it does is lock people up. 815 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:48,291 No! It protects them! 816 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:49,916 Can't you see? 817 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,833 If we don't keep things in mint condition, they change. 818 00:39:53,916 --> 00:39:56,791 But locked in a bubble, they won't change! 819 00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,916 They stay perfect! 820 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,458 Stay perfect? 821 00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:05,583 So what if it changes? 822 00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:07,375 Still perfect. 823 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:10,000 [grunts] 824 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,583 No, no, no! 825 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:16,708 My stuff! 826 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,958 [groans] I hate this place! 827 00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,000 I hate this planet! 828 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:26,291 I hate everything! 829 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,958 Computer, we're leaving! 830 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:33,125 [rumbling, cracking] 831 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:36,708 [all screaming, panting] 832 00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:38,541 [Omega Red] I have to get out of here! 833 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:42,291 Huh? 834 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,875 [rumbling] 835 00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:51,750 Am I dizzy, or is the room moving? 836 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:54,958 Worse than that. It's rising. We need to get out of here. 837 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,291 Panther and I have it. 838 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,708 Hit the eject-- Now! 839 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,291 -[Black Panther giggles] -Path is clear! 840 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:12,625 Everybody, out! 841 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:26,833 [groaning] 842 00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,125 [all cheer] 843 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:41,041 Whoa! You can't touch this. 844 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:48,875 [shutter clicks] 845 00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:52,416 [Steve] All the bad guys secured. 846 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,666 You did the right thing by saving them. 847 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,166 And you made a new friend. 848 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:58,666 Yoo-hoo! Wolvie! 849 00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,833 -[groans] -[both chuckling] 850 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,791 [both laugh] 851 00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:15,041 [Hulk giggles] Yeah. 852 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,958 -[Avengers chattering] -Actually, this was, uh, Jarvis's recipe. 853 00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:20,583 More, please. 854 00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:22,416 Whoa, you got chocolate chips in this? 855 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,250 -They're amazing. -What is your recipe? 856 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,583 These are the best pancakes we've ever made, Dad. 857 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:31,000 -[burps, laughs] -[laughs] 858 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:34,750 Have some more! There is plenty for all. [laughs] 859 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:42,416 It's mine! I don't wanna share! 860 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:44,166 No. I'm not done with it yet. 861 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,041 You're the worst! 862 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:48,416 -No, you're the worst! -[bells jingle] 863 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,250 -[gasps] -Santa! 864 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:51,875 It's Santa Cl-- [groans] 865 00:42:51,958 --> 00:42:55,458 Fighting over toys will get you on the naughty list! 866 00:42:55,541 --> 00:42:58,625 -Ho ho ho! -[roars] 867 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,125 [both scream]