1 00:00:00,886 --> 00:00:03,553 (ominous music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:04,890 --> 00:00:06,873 - [Dragon] No thanks. I don't smoke. 4 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,226 - [Dragon] He doesn't smoke. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:10,268 --> 00:00:12,685 - A dragon who doesn't smoke. 7 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:15,033 - Must be a joke. 8 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:18,768 - [Dragons] Come on, come on, come on- 9 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,568 - Get the hang, you're one of the gang! 10 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:25,429 - [Dragons] Come on, come on, come on, come on! 11 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:28,054 (upbeat music) 12 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,968 - Breaking news, after last week's meteor shower, 13 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,278 scientists and government officials have confirmed 14 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,648 water contamination in Front Wood River 15 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:39,048 starting from as far as Black Owl County 16 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,298 and moving all the way into Swashersville. 17 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:42,948 It is advised at this time 18 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:46,098 not to use or drink any of the fresh water sources 19 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:47,178 in this area. 20 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,578 - The CDC and FEMA are working frantically 21 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,288 on a resolution. 22 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:53,208 In other news, there's been a record number 23 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,158 of homicides in the last week. 24 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,748 As if that wasn't bad enough, 25 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,298 autopsies have shown that each of the bodies 26 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:01,518 has had their lungs removed. 27 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,741 No suspects have been identified yet in this case. 28 00:01:04,783 --> 00:01:06,978 - Do you think we have a serial killer on our hands? 29 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:07,871 - I sure hope not. 30 00:01:07,913 --> 00:01:10,247 (upbeat rock music) 31 00:01:10,289 --> 00:01:13,039 (lighter clicks) 32 00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:18,662 (smoker inhaling and exhaling) 33 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,608 (upbeat music continues) 34 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:40,680 ♪ I'm seeing green ♪ 35 00:01:40,722 --> 00:01:42,091 ♪ Are you selling green ♪ 36 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:43,660 ♪ 'Cause I'm really steamed ♪ 37 00:01:43,702 --> 00:01:46,150 ♪ I lost my weed, I lost my weed ♪ 38 00:01:46,192 --> 00:01:48,744 ♪ I need some weed, I need some weed ♪ 39 00:01:48,786 --> 00:01:53,786 ♪ I need some weed ♪ 40 00:01:53,877 --> 00:01:57,373 ♪ 'Cause I need weed ♪ 41 00:01:57,415 --> 00:01:59,414 ♪ Yeah ♪ 42 00:01:59,456 --> 00:02:02,225 ♪ Like marijuana, reefer, ganja, hippie lettuce ♪ 43 00:02:02,267 --> 00:02:04,511 ♪ Marijuana, blow, puff, draw, weed, bang ♪ 44 00:02:04,553 --> 00:02:06,498 ♪ Dagga, Mary Jane ♪ 45 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:07,685 ♪ Something with no seeds ♪ 46 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:08,518 ♪ Marijuana ♪ ♪ Wacky Backy ♪ 47 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,342 ♪ T-T-T-H-C ♪ 48 00:02:10,384 --> 00:02:12,103 ♪ Pot, chronic, sensemilla Bush ♪ 49 00:02:12,145 --> 00:02:13,041 ♪ Salted lambs bread ♪ 50 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:13,874 ♪ Reefer green leaf ♪ 51 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:14,791 ♪ Sweet leaf, bud ♪ 52 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:15,894 ♪ Kif, toke, Rope ♪ 53 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,904 ♪ Hemp hop, smoke, green, collie doobage ♪ 54 00:02:17,946 --> 00:02:19,257 ♪ That's Soapbar poobah ♪ 55 00:02:19,299 --> 00:02:20,926 ♪ granddaddy purple ♪ 56 00:02:20,968 --> 00:02:22,038 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ (bag rustling) 57 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,661 - Thank you. Uh, how much do I owe ya? 58 00:02:23,703 --> 00:02:24,783 - It's 250. 59 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,471 - Oh gosh. 60 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:27,858 - You gotta hurry up, man. 61 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:28,968 - It's all there. I checked it. 62 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,288 - [Dealer] It better be. 63 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:31,608 - Thanks. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 64 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:35,150 (upbeat music continues) 65 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,808 - I thought there'd be more. 66 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:40,045 Hope he likes that counterfeit. 67 00:02:40,087 --> 00:02:43,462 (tires screeching) Oh my God. 68 00:02:43,504 --> 00:02:44,939 (singer screaming) 69 00:02:44,981 --> 00:02:46,857 ♪ Cannabis seed, cannabis seed, cannabis seed ♪ 70 00:02:46,899 --> 00:02:48,625 (tires screeching) 71 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:52,022 ♪ No, cannabis seed, cannabis seed ♪ 72 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:54,081 ♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪ 73 00:02:54,123 --> 00:02:56,018 ♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪ 74 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:59,977 ♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪ 75 00:03:02,151 --> 00:03:04,651 (door clicks) 76 00:03:07,676 --> 00:03:10,093 (door thuds) 77 00:03:11,031 --> 00:03:13,138 (upbeat music continues) 78 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,488 (smoker inhaling) 79 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:18,047 (smoker exhaling) 80 00:03:18,089 --> 00:03:20,756 (shoe grinding) 81 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,872 (door clicks) 82 00:03:30,399 --> 00:03:32,732 (box thuds) 83 00:03:41,369 --> 00:03:43,786 (door thuds) 84 00:03:46,173 --> 00:03:48,420 (air whooshing) (birds chirping) 85 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,325 (soft music) 86 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:53,018 (item thudding) 87 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,682 (box thuds) 88 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:57,391 (door creaking) 89 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,860 - Bro, you throw everybody's package like that? 90 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,758 - Do you sit at your door all day 91 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,248 waiting for packages like a weirdo? 92 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,808 - [Resident] Yeah, I do. 93 00:04:11,850 --> 00:04:14,898 - Sorry, man. Won't happen again. 94 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:18,003 - [Brian] Let's hope it don't, delivery boy. 95 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:21,505 - The fuck you say? 96 00:04:21,547 --> 00:04:23,745 "Delivery boy" fucking really? 97 00:04:23,787 --> 00:04:25,494 (tense music) 98 00:04:25,536 --> 00:04:26,460 (door creaks and thuds) 99 00:04:26,502 --> 00:04:28,518 - Man, hell no. Pft. 100 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,363 Nah, fuck you. 101 00:04:30,405 --> 00:04:32,670 You better not pinch my shit neither. Psh. 102 00:04:35,463 --> 00:04:37,613 Man, I almost had the whoop dude out there. 103 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:40,763 - Yep. 104 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,738 - Don't lemme catch you out, tough guy! 105 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:47,213 - Who is that? 106 00:04:47,255 --> 00:04:48,088 - Look. 107 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:53,448 Man. Why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, bro? 108 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:57,108 Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore? 109 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,403 - Listen, man, lemme tell you about Reggie. 110 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:03,108 When I had nobody, I had Reggie. 111 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:04,668 (soft music) 112 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:08,193 When I graduated high school, hmm, I had Reggie. 113 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:12,198 When I had my first kid even, (chuckles) 114 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,173 I had Reggie. 115 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,953 - Bro, you ain't even got no kids. 116 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:20,818 - Huh. But I got Reggie. 117 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:21,692 (both chuckle) 118 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:23,748 (doorbell ringing) 119 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:24,623 Who is that? 120 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,960 - Oh, it's just Donovan. 121 00:05:32,748 --> 00:05:33,539 (door clicks) 122 00:05:33,581 --> 00:05:34,414 Hey. 123 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:37,998 (dramatic music) 124 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,648 Damn! 125 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:42,333 What the fuck happened to your eye, man? 126 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:46,056 - Man, you should see the other guy. 127 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:48,258 - Right. 128 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,347 Come on, man. 129 00:05:49,389 --> 00:05:51,889 (door clicks) 130 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,648 I'm guessing you want the usual. 131 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:55,578 - [Donovan] Yeah. Yeah. 132 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:57,198 - You gonna love this. 133 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:01,968 This that green Grinch, orange pumpkin, 134 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:03,258 yellow sun. 135 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,718 You don't even know what color you going to get in the bud. 136 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,538 This that hoo hoo, hee hee. 137 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:09,371 That 138 00:06:09,413 --> 00:06:10,362 ♪ Donny, are you okay ♪ 139 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:13,338 ♪ Are you okay, are you okay, Donny ♪ 140 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:15,530 Boy, you ain't gonna get up after this one. 141 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,567 Here you go. - Thank you, bro. 142 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:25,835 (door creaks and thuds) 143 00:06:25,877 --> 00:06:26,710 - Hey man, 144 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,328 you think his girl be beating his ass? 145 00:06:29,370 --> 00:06:31,233 - Ha. Yeah. 146 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,330 - You think we should do something? 147 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,570 Nah. - Nah 148 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:46,233 - Bro, after this box, man, I think I'm done selling weed. 149 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,758 I'm just gonna pay this chick her child support 150 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,138 so she'll leave me alone. 151 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:54,438 She keeps threatening me with jail every fucking day. 152 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,521 - True. - Look, look, look, 153 00:06:55,563 --> 00:06:56,673 bro, right now. 154 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:02,501 - Damn. 155 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:03,813 - She can't spell "you're" right. 156 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,662 - Think she actually gonna throw you in jail? 157 00:07:06,704 --> 00:07:08,464 - (chuckles) Do bears shit on white rabbits? 158 00:07:08,506 --> 00:07:09,783 - Oh. 159 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,608 - Something's telling me this kid ain't even mine, man. 160 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,038 But what can you do though? 161 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,448 It's, it's a woman's state. 162 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:21,311 They're gonna put me in jail anyway. (chuckles) 163 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,453 - Hey, you can always fake your own death. 164 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,178 - Bro, shut the fuck up. 165 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,870 Come make this play with me, man. 166 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,740 - Oooo. 167 00:07:31,782 --> 00:07:34,458 I'ma pretty busy. 168 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,563 I got the got, the, got plans. 169 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:41,418 - I'll tell you what, if you come with me, 170 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,160 we'll stop at Doggylicious and I'll buy you a hot dog. 171 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:47,718 - Doggylicious? 172 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,593 - Yes. 173 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,360 - All right. You got me. 174 00:07:51,402 --> 00:07:52,235 - Nice. 175 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,756 - [Kerry] Come on, man. 176 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:00,631 Bro, Doggylicious bro. 177 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:03,461 Bro, Doggylicious. 178 00:08:03,503 --> 00:08:06,824 - We're going, man. - Come on, man. 179 00:08:06,866 --> 00:08:08,240 (car whirring) 180 00:08:08,282 --> 00:08:09,100 (friend sniffing) 181 00:08:09,142 --> 00:08:12,135 Ugh. What's that smell? 182 00:08:12,177 --> 00:08:13,068 (driver sniffing) 183 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:16,518 - Oh my bad, bro. I've, I've been eating bad as fuck lately. 184 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,648 My weight been fluctuating and everything. 185 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:20,540 - Something's off about that. 186 00:08:20,582 --> 00:08:22,833 - Yeah, bro. Gut health is important. 187 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,563 - Not that, dude. 188 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:31,548 - Oh, you mean this gas? (laughing) 189 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:34,758 - Yeah. That smells unnatural. 190 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,653 - Yeah. Spoken like a true Reggie smoker. 191 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,128 - Doggylicious. 192 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:42,502 Bro. Bro, bro, bro. 193 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:43,608 Bro. 194 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:44,808 - Don't worry. 195 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,417 Play first then we'll get your glizzy. 196 00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:49,861 - My what? 197 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:52,203 - Your glizz dog 3000. 198 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,488 - What the hell is that? 199 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,180 - This is what all the kids are calling it on TokTik. 200 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,411 - Bro, stay the fuck off of TokTik. 201 00:09:03,453 --> 00:09:05,598 - Bro, you really gotta get with the program. 202 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,438 Everyone knows that TokTik is the fastest way to blow up. 203 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,088 - Blow up. 204 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:13,848 What do you do that requires you to have to blow up? 205 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,378 You're a weed dealer. 206 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:18,828 Shouldn't you be like, like discreet? 207 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:20,958 - First of all, I already told you, 208 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,058 after this box, I'm done. 209 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:27,648 Besides, what I want to do is none of your business. 210 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,328 - Ah. 211 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:31,548 So there is something. 212 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:33,198 Come on, bud. 213 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,763 You could tell me. I won't laugh. 214 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:38,800 - I want to cook. 215 00:09:40,088 --> 00:09:41,288 - You wanna read a book? 216 00:09:42,717 --> 00:09:43,713 - I want to cook. 217 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,341 - You wanna cuddle? Come on. 218 00:09:46,383 --> 00:09:48,138 - Bro. I wanna cook. 219 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:50,928 I want mix flavors. I want to create. 220 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:53,040 I could be like the next fucking Chef Ramsey. 221 00:09:53,082 --> 00:09:55,322 (friend snorting) 222 00:09:55,364 --> 00:09:58,098 - You, you can't cook. 223 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,719 Bro, I've lived with you for a year and a half 224 00:10:00,761 --> 00:10:03,588 and making slams doesn't count, 225 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:06,378 as delicious as they might be. 226 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:07,470 - I'll show you, bro. 227 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,508 (Donovan sniffing) 228 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:15,383 - Damn. 229 00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:21,307 (lighter clicking) 230 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:27,093 - I know I don't smell no damn weed in this house. 231 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:30,078 Thought you was supposed to be getting 232 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,193 that job at the factory, huh? 233 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,908 How are you supposed to get a job sitting here 234 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:37,293 smoking that weed all the time? 235 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,643 Lazy fucking stoner. 236 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:43,938 (stomach rumbling) 237 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,527 Come on, man. I didn't even hit you that hard. 238 00:10:46,569 --> 00:10:47,694 - I don't feel good. 239 00:10:47,736 --> 00:10:50,238 (ominous music) 240 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,633 - I'm talking to you. 241 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,490 Where do you think you're going? 242 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,849 I know you didn't just put your hands on me. 243 00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:01,927 I'm calling all my brothers! 244 00:11:01,969 --> 00:11:05,719 (stomach rumbling continues) 245 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:12,772 (ominous music continues) 246 00:11:12,814 --> 00:11:15,433 (water running) 247 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,266 quit leaving the water running. 248 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,468 You can't even pay the water bill. 249 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,589 Spend all your money on weed. 250 00:11:20,631 --> 00:11:21,796 Should beat your ass again 251 00:11:21,838 --> 00:11:25,311 but your little bitch ass scream annoys me too bad. 252 00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:27,655 Why don't you do the dishes while you're down there? 253 00:11:27,697 --> 00:11:29,373 Bet you won't. 254 00:11:29,415 --> 00:11:31,571 You just smoke, smoke, smoke 255 00:11:31,613 --> 00:11:36,545 (stomach grumbling) (indistinct) 256 00:11:36,587 --> 00:11:37,570 (Donovan growling) 257 00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:39,219 (woman screaming) 258 00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:42,011 (birds chirping) 259 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,627 - [Kerry] Bro. 260 00:11:45,669 --> 00:11:47,002 A haunted house? 261 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,038 This is sketch. 262 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,718 - It's not even what you think, bro. 263 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,148 These cosplayers come here and play their little games 264 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,818 after hours when the haunt's not in season. 265 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:56,958 Lemme tell you something. 266 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,987 Cosplayers are the biggest fucking stoners 267 00:11:59,029 --> 00:12:00,588 on the planet, bro. 268 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:01,923 I make a killing here. 269 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,203 - I hate haunted houses. 270 00:12:06,119 --> 00:12:09,168 (engine rumbling) (crow cawing) 271 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:11,928 - Dude, the wizard can't cast a shrinking spell 272 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:12,761 on the Urk King. 273 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,208 It's protected by the all fire. 274 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,038 - They're actually called plain walkers. 275 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,333 And you can, if you're vengeance. 276 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,258 - Shut up, Randy. 277 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,488 - Yeah, shut up Randy. 278 00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:25,008 - Hey! - Hey! 279 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:29,238 - What up? This is B-F-F-E-U-H-F-M-W-O-S. 280 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,588 - What's that? 281 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:31,698 - My best friend forever 282 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,618 unless he fucks my wife or something. 283 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,998 - Oh. - Duh. 284 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,268 - Kerry, this is Bat Them. It's non-binary. 285 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:41,373 Spider it. And then we got OB2 Kenobi. 286 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,238 - Hey, hey. Hands off the merchandise. 287 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,368 If my other one comes up missing in the other room, 288 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,198 I'm gonna know it's you, Brian. 289 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,788 - This is Geraldo. (Kerry laughing) 290 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:53,388 Uh, we got Larry Potter and Ryu from Street Fighter. 291 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:56,472 Dude, I fucking love your karate costume. 292 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,388 - It's Juujitsu. It's not a costume. 293 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,128 I just got back from practice. 294 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:01,961 - Oh. 295 00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:02,836 - Oh. 296 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,778 - Dude, you can call 'em by their real names. 297 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,878 No one's gonna sue you or anything. 298 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,198 - Just in case. 299 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,218 Here you go, bro. 300 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,031 - Thank you, sir. I will pay you tomorrow. 301 00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:15,773 - Swear to me. - Come on, man. 302 00:13:15,815 --> 00:13:16,606 (Brian laughing) 303 00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:18,048 - My bad, my bad. 304 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,118 - Hey, Geraldo. Do you partake any? 305 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,768 - No, man, I'm good. I don't smoke. 306 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,508 - You want to smoke the weed. 307 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,458 - Who the fuck don't smoke? 308 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,558 Come on, bro. Glizzy time. 309 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,833 - What the fuck? 310 00:13:33,284 --> 00:13:37,649 (insects chirping) (bottle squirting) 311 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,441 - You're gonna enjoy this wiener. 312 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,003 (change rattling) 313 00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:56,658 Hey, hey, hey. 314 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,334 Don't do dishes. Go to Doggylicious. 315 00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:01,400 - oh. (indistinct) 316 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,542 what a fucking weirdo, man. 317 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,638 Hello, my name is Kerry, 318 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,938 but you may know me as Sir Glizzy 3000 319 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,918 of the round glizzard table. 320 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,751 - Bro. 321 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,443 Get the fuck off of TokTik. 322 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,443 - I smell a seed. 323 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:24,011 - Aw nah, man. 324 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,611 That's probably just this brick of Reggie. 325 00:14:25,653 --> 00:14:27,618 - Bro, where do you even get that shit at? 326 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,198 I know I always ask you, but I'm just so curious. 327 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,484 Where do you get that shit at? 328 00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:32,317 (Kerry laughing) 329 00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:33,213 - I have my ways. 330 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,958 - Look man, you see this guy over there 331 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,350 eating out of the trashcan? 332 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,448 You see this guy over there eating out the trashcan? 333 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:42,281 - Yeah. 334 00:14:42,323 --> 00:14:44,273 - That's gonna be you if you keep smoking Reggie. 335 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,193 - Wait though, isn't that Donovan? 336 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,210 - Why is Donovan eating hot yeetos out of the trash can? 337 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,556 - Dude, you can say the name of the chips. 338 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:57,431 - Come on. 339 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:03,498 Hey bro, this might not be the best business strategy, 340 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,588 but maybe you shouldn't spend all your money on weed 341 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,108 if you gonna be eating food out the trash. 342 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,738 - [Kerry] What the fuck! Ah. 343 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,828 Damn it. - Kerry, 344 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,607 get the fuck up, you fuck! 345 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:15,440 (zombie growling) 346 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,080 - What, what's wrong with you, man? 347 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,748 Why you so close? 348 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,468 Get off em! 349 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,722 - [Brian] Donovan, you ain't allowed in my house no more! 350 00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:25,068 (zombie growling) 351 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,598 Bro, let's go. 352 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,058 - Can't man, that weed cost me $40. 353 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,500 - I will give you some weed. 354 00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,318 - [Kerry] Looks like he's clearing up. 355 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,773 - I will fucking leave you. 356 00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:38,055 - You wouldn't. - I will. 357 00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,653 (ominous music) 358 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,093 Come on, man. 359 00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:46,086 (Kerry panting) 360 00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:47,988 (door thuds) (tone beeping) 361 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:52,248 Bro. What the fuck was that? 362 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:54,678 - I don't know. I don't know. 363 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,108 I don't know, man. 364 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,698 - You okay? 365 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,083 - No! He took my weed. 366 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,453 - He seemed to have hated it just like everybody else too. 367 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,700 - You don't understand, man. 368 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,378 I really hated leaving Donovan like that. 369 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,714 Hope he's okay. 370 00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,482 (ominous music) 371 00:16:15,524 --> 00:16:16,357 What the? 372 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,774 (leaves crunching) 373 00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:20,127 The hell? 374 00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:21,760 (man yelling) 375 00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:25,286 (suspenseful music) 376 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:27,240 (man groaning) 377 00:16:27,282 --> 00:16:29,532 - Yeah. I'm sure he's fine. 378 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:37,694 - Man, I just don't fucking get it. 379 00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:38,569 Was there. 380 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,124 (indistinct) 381 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,945 He doesn't understand it. 382 00:16:48,046 --> 00:16:49,158 (indistinct) 383 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,617 I can't understand. 384 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,083 Wait. 385 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,806 (suspenseful music) (heart thumping) 386 00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:57,681 No! 387 00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:22,679 No! 388 00:17:41,984 --> 00:17:42,843 - Bro, what the fuck? 389 00:17:42,885 --> 00:17:43,676 - Dude. 390 00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:44,683 - What? 391 00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:46,117 - Dude. 392 00:17:46,159 --> 00:17:47,088 - What? 393 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,258 - It's the weed. 394 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,668 - What's the weed? 395 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,673 - Donovan! 396 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,543 Give me this. 397 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,078 - You're gonna have to pay for that. 398 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,548 (lighter clicking) 399 00:17:58,590 --> 00:17:59,753 - [Kerry] Gimme that too. 400 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:04,052 - What's his problem today? Man. 401 00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:05,684 Oh my God. Not right now. 402 00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:08,393 (phone buzzing) 403 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,053 What, Jasmine? 404 00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,458 I'm gonna get you your money. 405 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,398 Yes, you're in the movie. You're a huge plot point. 406 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,688 You're the whole fucking reason 407 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,388 I gotta get money in the first place. 408 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,813 What is he fucking doing back there? 409 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,728 No, I couldn't think of anything else. 410 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:31,068 Okay, Jasmine, I'll get you your money, man. 411 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,988 Leave me a alone. 412 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,478 - There's definitely something wrong with this. 413 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,008 - How so? 414 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,699 - Well, a starter contains Myclobutanil, Emamectin 415 00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:44,298 abamenctin, atoxil, and spiramycin. 416 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,658 And it's auto flower. 417 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,000 - [Brian] I don't know what any of that means. 418 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:54,198 - Yet it's your in fucking weed. 419 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,848 Probably a bunch of other weed. 420 00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,340 Do you even know your source? 421 00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:01,818 (hands thud) 422 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:04,788 It was your weed that turned Donovan into a zombie. 423 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,168 - Bro, that is the craziest shit 424 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,178 I've ever heard in my life. 425 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,318 - You know how to find out. 426 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,971 And that's why I can't legally own a parakeet 427 00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:12,268 in Indiana anymore. 428 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,305 Well, at least till 2026. 429 00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:17,217 (upbeat music) (car whooshing) 430 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,342 - [Kerry] Ah. 431 00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:24,322 ♪ Big, big, big round white booty, yo ♪ 432 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,505 ♪ Big round white booty ♪ 433 00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:26,880 - You're going to jail. 434 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:28,613 - Mm. What, man? 435 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:29,808 - Don't what me. 436 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,068 You know why I'm here. 437 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,638 I want my fucking money or you're going to jail. 438 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,228 - Look man, I got you. 439 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,668 Let me make these couple plays 440 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,467 and Batman's gonna gimme some money later. 441 00:19:39,509 --> 00:19:41,718 (Kerry snorting) 442 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,981 - You trying to be fucking funny? 443 00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:43,908 (Brian sighing) 444 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,528 What you got on you right now? 445 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,343 - Not enough, man. Damn. 446 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,338 Where's my kid at anyway? 447 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,958 You leave him in this hot car? 448 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,791 Can I see him? 449 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,038 - [Jasmine] No. You can't see him, not till I get my money. 450 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,078 And don't forget, if I don't give my money, 451 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,413 you're going to jail. 452 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,583 ♪ Big, big, big round white booty, yo ♪ 453 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:03,565 ♪ Big round white booty ♪ 454 00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:04,398 ♪ Oh my ♪ 455 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,335 ♪ Big round white booty ♪ 456 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,261 ♪ Big round white booty ♪ 457 00:20:07,303 --> 00:20:08,964 ♪ She got a big round white booty ♪ 458 00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:10,761 (door thuds and engine cranks) 459 00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:13,553 (engine roaring) 460 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,658 - When's the last time you even seen your kid anyway, man? 461 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,618 - Never. 462 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,468 Never, not one time have I seen this kid. 463 00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:24,408 It's like I don't even know if it's real sometimes. 464 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,758 I, I feel like she just got fat 465 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,754 and was like, "I'm pregnant." 466 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,892 (birds chirping) 467 00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:31,848 - Then why you still gonna give her money then? 468 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,840 - Bro, has the Reggie fried your brain? 469 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,908 I don't want to go to jail. Duh! 470 00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,150 It's like you don't fuckin listen, or something 471 00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:42,248 - I don't wanna go to jail.. 472 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:45,040 (engine roaring) 473 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,263 Wait. 474 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,438 - Aw, you think there's gonna 475 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,433 be zombies in there. (laughing) 476 00:20:54,475 --> 00:20:55,881 (Brian growling) 477 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,678 (Kerry sighing) 478 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,753 All right, bro, you ready to be wrong again? 479 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:07,208 (zombies munching and growling) 480 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,728 See, bro, told you wasn't nothing wrong with 'em. 481 00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,018 Always tripping, man. 482 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,118 - I don't know, man. Look kind of fishy. 483 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,513 I would check again. 484 00:21:21,415 --> 00:21:23,714 (zombies growling) 485 00:21:23,756 --> 00:21:26,506 (dramatic music) 486 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,831 - Dude, you might be right for once in your fucking life. 487 00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:42,123 What the fuck, dude? 488 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,948 (Kerry farting) 489 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,494 Bro, did you just fucking fart? 490 00:21:48,536 --> 00:21:50,814 Ugh. It smells like mustard. 491 00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:52,971 - I love mustard. 492 00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:55,399 (dramatic music) 493 00:21:55,441 --> 00:21:59,044 (zombies growling) 494 00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:02,285 - He heard you, he heard you. Come on. 495 00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:03,125 (keys thud) 496 00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,917 (dramatic music) 497 00:22:08,817 --> 00:22:10,125 Bro. 498 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,318 I dropped my fucking keys back here 499 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,848 but the jiujitsu zombie's coming. 500 00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,588 I gotta go get 'em. 501 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:16,848 - Dude. 502 00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:20,958 Trust me, you do not wanna fight a jiujitsu zombie. 503 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,308 - Bro, he's a zombie. 504 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,018 It's not like he's gonna remember jiujitsu. 505 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,337 I'll be right back. I can outrun him. 506 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:26,212 Trust me. 507 00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:30,648 (hand thuds) 508 00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:34,488 (Kerry grunting) 509 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,959 He remembers! He fucking remembers! 510 00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:43,570 (zombie growling) 511 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,423 - [Kerry] Shit. 512 00:22:44,465 --> 00:22:46,225 (dramatic music) 513 00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:47,100 Shit. 514 00:22:50,383 --> 00:22:52,712 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 515 00:22:52,754 --> 00:22:54,807 Uh, uh. I don't know. 516 00:22:54,849 --> 00:22:55,682 Other way. 517 00:22:57,314 --> 00:22:58,897 Ah. Find something. 518 00:23:02,527 --> 00:23:05,277 (arm scratching) 519 00:23:07,789 --> 00:23:10,693 (item thuds) 520 00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:13,447 (hand slaps) 521 00:23:13,489 --> 00:23:17,072 (dramatic music continues) 522 00:23:17,914 --> 00:23:19,788 (zombie growling) 523 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:22,497 (door creaking) 524 00:23:24,081 --> 00:23:26,332 (suspenseful music) 525 00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:27,974 (extinguisher hissing) (zombie groaning) 526 00:23:28,016 --> 00:23:29,346 - What the fuck? What the fuck? 527 00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:31,368 What the fuck? What the fuck? 528 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,158 - Well, there goes our rating. 529 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,568 - What? 530 00:23:35,610 --> 00:23:36,528 - I tried to tell you something 531 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,718 about that weed was unnatural. 532 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,798 - What the fuck am I gonna do? 533 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,778 I spent all my money on that weed. 534 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:42,611 - I don't know. 535 00:23:42,653 --> 00:23:45,498 But we gotta do something to help those guys too. 536 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,163 - Them dudes is already gone. 537 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,247 - We gotta do something. 538 00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:53,122 (birds chirping) 539 00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:59,851 - Sitting here ain't going to do nothing. Come on, man. 540 00:23:59,893 --> 00:24:02,806 (soft music) 541 00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:04,908 (door creaks and clicks) 542 00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:07,263 Man. What the fuck am I gonna do? 543 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,228 - Yeah, man. 544 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:12,615 How we gonna save those people you turned into zombies? 545 00:24:12,657 --> 00:24:14,718 - Man, I don't give a about them people. 546 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,841 I gotta find a way to make some money so I don't go to jail. 547 00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:20,768 (bong bubbling) 548 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,238 - Is that all you care about? 549 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,774 You literally turned these people into zombies. 550 00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:27,378 You're not gonna do anything about it? 551 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:29,283 - No, I'm not. 552 00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:35,000 (lighter clicking) 553 00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:37,709 (bong bubbling) 554 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,021 - You know, (exhaling) 555 00:24:55,063 --> 00:24:56,808 I didn't wanna resort to this, 556 00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:58,200 but you're forcing my hand. 557 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,920 - Hey bro, you think I'll make any money on Only Heaters? 558 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,464 - So what we have in our hands are marijuambies. 559 00:25:12,506 --> 00:25:13,968 (soft music) 560 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,438 What are marijuambies you ask? 561 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,351 - N-no, I didn't. 562 00:25:17,393 --> 00:25:18,588 (paper rustling) 563 00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:23,448 - Marijuana plus zombies equals marijuambies. 564 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:24,783 Now what do zombies do? 565 00:25:26,130 --> 00:25:27,498 They eat. 566 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:30,078 In most cases, it's brains. 567 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,005 But in our case, it's lungs. 568 00:25:33,047 --> 00:25:34,721 - Did, did you just make this? 569 00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:36,483 - What do zombies don't do? 570 00:25:37,724 --> 00:25:38,695 (paper rustling) 571 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,353 They don't use toilets. 572 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,798 Yeah. 573 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,640 So if they're not using toilets and eating all the time, 574 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:49,420 that means they're always shitting themselves over 575 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,508 and over (paper rustling) 576 00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:57,634 and over again until the shit explodes! 577 00:25:57,676 --> 00:25:59,508 (explosion booming) 578 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:03,108 Covering the whole earth, creating a shit smog 579 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,358 that expands throughout the atmosphere, 580 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,363 blocking all sunlight and ending all life as we know it. 581 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,223 So, 582 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,520 what do you say, 583 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,353 bud? 584 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,683 - Well, when you put it that way, 585 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,833 no! 586 00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:30,978 None of them people were ever there for me. 587 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:35,028 Look, when I had nobody, I had nobody. 588 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,818 When I didn't graduate high school, 589 00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:39,378 I had nobody. 590 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:41,283 When I had my first kid even. 591 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,551 The bitch wants to throw me in fucking jail 592 00:26:43,593 --> 00:26:44,928 for child support. 593 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,668 - You're the one that sold 'em the weed 594 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,018 in the first place. 595 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:48,978 - Bro, I ain't know it was gonna 596 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,568 turn 'em into marijuambies. 597 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,338 That shit is outta my control. 598 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,978 - There is gonna be shit everywhere 599 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,808 and it's gonna be on you. 600 00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:59,178 - [Brian] Ain't nobody shitting on me. 601 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,428 - [Kerry] Fine. I'll do it myself. 602 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:04,270 - Okay, Thanos. Lemme know how that goes for you. 603 00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:05,568 - Thanos? 604 00:27:05,610 --> 00:27:08,028 - Yeah, you know, from the MCU. 605 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:08,868 At the end of "Age of Ultron", 606 00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:12,618 Thanos came in and was like, "Fine, I'll do it myself." 607 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,598 Which made no fucking sense to the story 608 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,158 'cause Tony Stark and Bruce Banner 609 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,538 were the ones that made Ultron, 610 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:20,058 and Thanos had nothing to fucking do with it. 611 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,711 - The MCU is dying. Let it go. 612 00:27:23,753 --> 00:27:26,170 (soft music) 613 00:27:28,806 --> 00:27:31,223 (door thuds) 614 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,593 Gosh, man. 615 00:27:35,535 --> 00:27:37,992 (birds chirping) 616 00:27:38,034 --> 00:27:40,867 (Kerry whistling) 617 00:27:42,164 --> 00:27:43,698 (door clicks) 618 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:47,183 Ah, fuck. Forgot to clean out my car again. 619 00:27:54,512 --> 00:27:56,442 (bag rustling) 620 00:27:56,484 --> 00:27:58,901 (lid clicks) 621 00:28:04,331 --> 00:28:07,164 (papers rustling) 622 00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:13,877 (foil rustling) 623 00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:18,428 (switch clicking) 624 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:23,190 (leaf blower rustling) 625 00:28:25,018 --> 00:28:28,185 (gold club whooshing) 626 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:36,340 (animal screeching) 627 00:28:40,321 --> 00:28:43,071 (metal clanking) 628 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:46,616 (door thuds) 629 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:49,491 (engine whirring) 630 00:29:01,579 --> 00:29:05,092 - [Gary] Welcome to another segment of "Shit Happened." 631 00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:07,971 I'm your host Gary Dumpler. 632 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,470 Have you wanted to leave your friend to fight zombies alone- 633 00:29:12,473 --> 00:29:14,671 (engine whirring) 634 00:29:14,713 --> 00:29:16,911 - What do zombies don't do? 635 00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:19,308 They don't use toilets. 636 00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:20,808 So if they're not using toilets 637 00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,238 and eating all the time, 638 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,458 that means they're always shitting themselves 639 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:29,130 over and over again 640 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:32,433 until the shit explodes! 641 00:29:34,926 --> 00:29:37,593 (air whooshing) 642 00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:40,521 (birds chirping) 643 00:29:40,563 --> 00:29:43,063 (car roaring) 644 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,587 (engine cranking) 645 00:29:49,629 --> 00:29:51,574 (engine whirring) 646 00:29:51,616 --> 00:29:54,366 (dramatic music) 647 00:29:56,384 --> 00:29:58,248 Come. 648 00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:01,455 Feed on my flesh you stoner zombie fuckers! 649 00:30:01,497 --> 00:30:03,631 (shirt tearing) 650 00:30:03,673 --> 00:30:06,340 (air whooshing) 651 00:30:08,017 --> 00:30:12,563 uhhh. 652 00:30:12,605 --> 00:30:14,298 - Bro, what the fuck are you doing? 653 00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:17,208 - Dude, I'm the cure. 654 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,678 - The what? 655 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,818 - The cure. 656 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,198 Remember when Donovan got on top of me, 657 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,338 he was trying to eat at me 658 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,288 and then he was healing up instantly? 659 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:26,673 - You mean when he got your bunk ass weed? 660 00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:30,648 - [Both] Reggie's the cure. 661 00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:33,918 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. (chuckles) 662 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,058 I guess you finally get to show me 663 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,678 where you get this shit, huh? 664 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,988 - I do indeed. - You're loving this. 665 00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:41,064 - Yeah. (laughing) 666 00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:43,939 (birds chirping) 667 00:30:47,168 --> 00:30:49,918 (feet crunching) 668 00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,478 So what made you come back anyways? 669 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,713 - I didn't want you to fight alone. Duh. 670 00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:05,937 - It was the poop, wasn't it? (laughing) 671 00:31:05,979 --> 00:31:07,314 (insect buzzing) 672 00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:08,688 - Man, how did I know you was gonna have me 673 00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,653 in some weird ass place like this? 674 00:31:11,550 --> 00:31:12,558 What we gonna do anyway? 675 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,438 Go to the middle of the fucking woods, do a seance, 676 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,358 and some magical guy with dirty feet 677 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,728 brings us some grade F fucking brick weed 678 00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:21,648 we can build a skyscraper with? 679 00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:23,743 - You've been here before? 680 00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:24,576 - Say you lying. 681 00:31:24,618 --> 00:31:25,711 (Kerry laughing) 682 00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:27,558 Say you lying, bro. 683 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,391 Bro. 684 00:31:28,433 --> 00:31:31,150 (birds chirping) 685 00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:33,828 - This is it. 686 00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:35,313 This is the place. 687 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,388 Grab a seat over there. 688 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,480 Let me handle this. 689 00:31:41,948 --> 00:31:42,739 (crow cawing) 690 00:31:42,781 --> 00:31:44,876 (upbeat music) 691 00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:47,668 (insect buzzing) 692 00:31:48,892 --> 00:31:50,064 (zipper whirring) 693 00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:52,359 ♪ Seems like everywhere ♪ 694 00:31:52,401 --> 00:31:55,068 (spray hissing) 695 00:31:56,113 --> 00:31:59,365 (insects buzzing) 696 00:31:59,407 --> 00:32:02,066 ♪ it don't slow down, no ♪ 697 00:32:02,108 --> 00:32:06,155 ♪ Time's ticking and it won't slow down for no man ♪ 698 00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:08,543 ♪ Time's ticking and it won't slow down, no ♪ 699 00:32:08,585 --> 00:32:13,585 (insects buzzing) (swatter whooshing) 700 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,858 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 701 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,831 ♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪ 702 00:32:17,873 --> 00:32:19,430 ♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪ 703 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,964 (lighter clicking) 704 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:23,570 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 705 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:24,648 - [Kerry] This lighter's not working. 706 00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:25,481 Somebody, somebody grab a lighter, 707 00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:26,314 grab another lighter. 708 00:32:26,356 --> 00:32:27,390 Hurry. Hurry - Lighter. 709 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:29,091 (upbeat music) 710 00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:30,041 ♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪ 711 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,662 ♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪ 712 00:32:32,704 --> 00:32:35,029 - [Kerry] Yep. That should do it. 713 00:32:35,071 --> 00:32:39,408 (soft music) (birds chirping) 714 00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:42,915 - You have got to be fucking kidding me. 715 00:32:42,957 --> 00:32:44,957 Is that a middle finger? 716 00:32:47,353 --> 00:32:50,020 (air whooshing) 717 00:33:04,461 --> 00:33:06,878 (soft music) 718 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,578 - Hey man, I wouldn't lay there if I was you. 719 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,798 There were some homeless people having sex there earlier 720 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,868 and it was messy. 721 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,163 One guy was even using a cane. 722 00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:18,258 - [Brian] Oh man. Spare me the details. 723 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,208 - Kerry. 724 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,128 You here for another half pound? 725 00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:23,658 90 bucks. 726 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,208 - Might need a little more this time. 727 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,828 - You're just in luck. 728 00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,538 I just harvested a new strand 729 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:32,301 and it barely smells like cat piss. 730 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,818 - You, you gotta be kidding me. 731 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:36,468 - What are you making some butter? 732 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,908 Why so much more? 733 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,738 - Uh, zombies actually, we're fighting zombies. 734 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,088 Reggie's the cure. 735 00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:42,408 - Zombies? 736 00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:45,138 - [Kerry] Yeah, Brian got some weed from this, uh, 737 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,458 big ass weed corporation 738 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,458 and everyone who smokes it turns into zombies. 739 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,368 - You, uh, have some of this with you? 740 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:54,008 - Yeah, I got some. 741 00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:59,050 (ominous music) (bag rustling) 742 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,273 - [Grand Master] This is bad. 743 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,008 - Ay, you gonna pay for that? 744 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:10,885 Well, I'm gonna go to jail 745 00:34:10,927 --> 00:34:12,288 if I don't get some money for that. 746 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,298 I thought you was gonna ask him for help. 747 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,265 - I never seen him act like that. 748 00:34:15,307 --> 00:34:16,925 It's like he scared of something. 749 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:19,717 (Brian scoffing) 750 00:34:21,733 --> 00:34:23,478 (door clicking) 751 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,353 - [Brian] Hello? 752 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,428 - [Machine] This is a prepaid correct call from... 753 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:29,261 - Donovan. 754 00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:31,108 - [Machine] To accept charges, press one. 755 00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:32,358 (phone beeps) 756 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,251 - What's up, Donovan? 757 00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:36,591 - [Donovan] I'm in jail and I don't know how I got here. 758 00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:38,611 - Hey man, gimme a threeway. - Ain't giving you nothing. 759 00:34:38,653 --> 00:34:40,222 - [Prisoner] If you don't gimme that goddamn threeway- 760 00:34:40,264 --> 00:34:41,658 - [Donovan] Get the fuck off. 761 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,158 Hey, get off me, man. (phone beeps) 762 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,198 - So Donovan, how is he? 763 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,428 Is he okay? 764 00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:47,261 - He's cool. 765 00:34:47,303 --> 00:34:49,158 Look man, I've been thinking if we're gonna fight 766 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,248 some zombies, I think we need a team. 767 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,368 Who we gonna call, the Ghostbusters or something? 768 00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,618 - Nah, no, couldn't be Ghostbusters. 769 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,660 They only deal with ghosts, not zombies. 770 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,648 - The point is we ain't got nobody to call. 771 00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:05,451 - [Kerry] I got some friends. 772 00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:06,541 - Who? 773 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,306 (doorbell ringing) 774 00:35:08,348 --> 00:35:10,670 The timing is incredible. 775 00:35:12,309 --> 00:35:14,928 (door clicking) 776 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:16,368 - Like Steve. 777 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:18,468 Hey Steve, wanna help us fight some zombies? 778 00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:19,301 - Sure, man. 779 00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:22,518 - Uh. 780 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,958 Kerry's gonna have to call you back. 781 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,136 We, we got a couple things we gotta discuss. 782 00:35:26,178 --> 00:35:28,391 - I don't even know why I'm here, man. 783 00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:29,538 (door thuds) 784 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:31,218 - Bro, Steve could've helped us. 785 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,062 - Steve needs to help himself to a self-care routine. 786 00:35:34,104 --> 00:35:35,118 (Kerry laughing) 787 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,738 - [Kerry] Well. 788 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,438 - Your suggestion was somebody like Steve. 789 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,163 - Oh, and yours is a lot better? 790 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:44,118 - Bro, I'd have to be one desperate mother fucker 791 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,760 to fight zombies with that dude. 792 00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:49,188 - Anyways, we need some supplies 793 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,468 so I can make these weed weapons. 794 00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:55,758 - Weed weapons. We're going to fucking die. 795 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,768 Just hurry up so we can go, man. 796 00:35:57,810 --> 00:35:58,643 - [Kerry] Yep. 797 00:36:02,264 --> 00:36:03,055 - Bro. 798 00:36:03,097 --> 00:36:04,820 (doors thud) 799 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,098 I cannot believe we have to deal with zombies. 800 00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,693 I feel like we're in like a B-rated zombie movie. 801 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,196 I don't even like zombies. 802 00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:14,178 (Kerry laughing) 803 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,078 - Say zombies again. 804 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:15,953 - Shut up. 805 00:36:17,457 --> 00:36:21,588 - No, but for real, zombie movies are top tier gold. 806 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:22,938 One time I seen this zombie movie, 807 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,196 it was called "Zombie Strippers." 808 00:36:25,238 --> 00:36:26,029 - Oh-ho. 809 00:36:26,071 --> 00:36:27,648 - Guess it was about? 810 00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:29,028 Zombie strippers. 811 00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:30,218 - Well, no shit. - Yeah, shit. 812 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:33,228 Yeah, they were twerking everything. Cool as shit. 813 00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:35,327 That's what this movie needs, zombie strippers. 814 00:36:35,369 --> 00:36:38,187 (body thuds) 815 00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:40,053 (gear clicks) 816 00:36:40,095 --> 00:36:42,048 - Bro, you know we can't afford that shit. 817 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:42,962 - [Kerry] True. 818 00:36:43,004 --> 00:36:48,004 (suspenseful music) (engine whirring) 819 00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:53,118 - [Brian] Hey bro, ain't that that van 820 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,353 that delivered the poison weed to me today? 821 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,008 - Man, it is. 822 00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:01,158 We should go talk to him. I bet he's got some answers. 823 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,838 - I don't necessarily think we need to go talk to him. 824 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,993 - Well, why's your voice cracking? 825 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:10,968 - It's not. (Kerry laughing) 826 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,978 - Man, pull over here. I'll go talk to him. 827 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,948 I bet he is a cool guy delivering weed all day. 828 00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,763 - You gonna go talk to him, not me. 829 00:37:18,812 --> 00:37:21,645 (engine whirring) 830 00:37:24,571 --> 00:37:27,654 (suspenseful music) 831 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:39,198 (door clicks) 832 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,428 - Huh. 833 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:42,554 Bro, there ain't nothing in here. 834 00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:43,387 (ominous music) 835 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,356 (zombie growling) 836 00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:47,412 (Kerry grunting) 837 00:37:47,454 --> 00:37:49,986 Brian! (grunting) 838 00:37:50,028 --> 00:37:50,945 Brian help! 839 00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:55,128 There's a, ah, there's a piece of Reggie joint 840 00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:56,478 in the ashtray! 841 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,763 Grab it. 842 00:37:57,805 --> 00:37:58,949 You can cure him! 843 00:37:58,991 --> 00:38:00,901 (zombie growling) 844 00:38:00,943 --> 00:38:03,816 (Kerry screaming) 845 00:38:03,858 --> 00:38:07,530 (zombie growling) (Kerry grunting) 846 00:38:07,572 --> 00:38:08,405 Help! 847 00:38:09,561 --> 00:38:14,561 Hey! (grunting) 848 00:38:14,777 --> 00:38:15,990 (zombie screeching) 849 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,782 (Brian grunting) 850 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:23,223 - Fuck. Brian. 851 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,911 Brian! 852 00:38:24,953 --> 00:38:26,748 (solemn music) 853 00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:27,623 Buddy. 854 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,510 Bud. (sobbing) 855 00:38:30,552 --> 00:38:31,385 No. 856 00:38:33,252 --> 00:38:33,852 No! 857 00:38:41,048 --> 00:38:42,847 - Bro, shut the fuck up, bro. 858 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,648 - Nice. 859 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:46,523 You're cool. 860 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:50,549 Hey, looks like he's clearing up. 861 00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:52,458 You want me to talk to him? 862 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,753 - Let's, let's tie him up before he wakes up. 863 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,248 - [Kerry] You don't wanna talk to him while he's awake? 864 00:38:58,290 --> 00:38:59,955 - Bro, let's just fucking tie him up 865 00:38:59,997 --> 00:39:01,518 and then we'll talk to him, okay? 866 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,868 I just want him tied up. 867 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,248 - [Kerry] Tie him up? 868 00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:06,048 - You asking too many questions. 869 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:08,178 Take the van. I'll take the car. 870 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,566 We'll meet back at the house. Okay? 871 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,698 - [Kerry] (sighing) Fine. 872 00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,531 All right. 873 00:39:11,573 --> 00:39:12,438 (hands slapping) 874 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,504 - [Both] Break. 875 00:39:13,546 --> 00:39:16,296 (ominous music) 876 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,048 - Is he secure? 877 00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:32,673 - Three days, Boy Scouts. He's secure. 878 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,048 - You've got some explaining to do, 879 00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:39,394 you maggot filthy piece of East 10th Street shit. 880 00:39:39,436 --> 00:39:41,768 (hand slaps) 881 00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:43,346 (man gasping) 882 00:39:43,388 --> 00:39:44,276 - What the the fuck? (indistinct) 883 00:39:44,318 --> 00:39:45,109 What the fuck? 884 00:39:45,151 --> 00:39:47,073 Why am I, why am I tied up? 885 00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:51,311 Ow did someone fucking smack me? 886 00:39:51,353 --> 00:39:52,605 - I did. 887 00:39:52,647 --> 00:39:55,293 - You? (grunting) 888 00:39:55,335 --> 00:39:58,335 (suspenseful music) 889 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,588 - Let's get to the point. 890 00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:01,820 Why did you poison my weed? 891 00:40:01,862 --> 00:40:03,108 (hand slaps) 892 00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,904 Why did you turn them people into zombies? 893 00:40:04,946 --> 00:40:05,778 (hand slaps) 894 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,638 And most importantly, (hand slaps) 895 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,909 why did you pinch my shit? 896 00:40:08,951 --> 00:40:09,742 (hand slaps) 897 00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:12,408 (man grunting and coughing) 898 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:14,018 - Sorry about my friend here. 899 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:16,398 He could be a little hotheaded. 900 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,558 Now just tell us why you poisoned the weed 901 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,938 and we'll get you outta here. 902 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,228 - Why poison the weed? 903 00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:22,061 I smoked the weed. 904 00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:23,718 Why the fuck would I poison myself? 905 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,585 - [Brian] So you did pinch my my shit? 906 00:40:24,627 --> 00:40:26,418 - No, no, no! - Oh! 907 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,293 Oh. 908 00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:30,528 Wait. So who did poison the weed? 909 00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:32,178 - I dunno, man. 910 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,488 I've just been doing this for a couple fucking weeks. 911 00:40:34,530 --> 00:40:36,708 I go to the cornfield, the middle of fucking nowhere, 912 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:40,173 pick some boxes up, drop some boxes off, no questions asked. 913 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,450 - Can you take us there? 914 00:40:44,850 --> 00:40:46,345 - Can you untie me? 915 00:40:46,387 --> 00:40:50,738 (suspenseful music continues) 916 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,190 - We can't untie him. 917 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:55,521 He's gonna know where we live. 918 00:40:55,563 --> 00:40:56,778 - Good point. 919 00:40:56,820 --> 00:41:00,258 Look, we can't untie you. 920 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,968 Uh, we also have to blindfold you 921 00:41:03,010 --> 00:41:05,058 until we get to where we're going 922 00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:07,773 so you don't know where we're at. 923 00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:09,851 - I know where you're at. 924 00:41:09,893 --> 00:41:12,198 I've delivered the packages here. 925 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,678 - Don't worry about it. Grab a blindfold. 926 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,178 - Wait, I thought you had a blindfold. 927 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:18,053 - Uh. 928 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:20,238 I'm sure we could make one. 929 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,827 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 930 00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,798 You know I'm gonna kill you, right? 931 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,740 - Yeah, we'll see. 932 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,797 - Hey, where'd you get them panties at? 933 00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:36,738 (Brian laughing) 934 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:38,877 - Remember Big Hurricane Katrina? 935 00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:39,976 (Kerry snorting) 936 00:41:40,018 --> 00:41:41,538 (Brian laughing) 937 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:43,278 - I can't believe these fucking things are on my head. 938 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,144 Take this shit off my head! 939 00:41:45,186 --> 00:41:45,977 (Brian laughing) 940 00:41:46,019 --> 00:41:48,648 (Kerry groaning) 941 00:41:48,690 --> 00:41:49,773 - There you go. Gosh. 942 00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:54,348 - Sorry, bro. We only do what we gotta do. 943 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:56,778 We couldn't let you know where we was. You know? 944 00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:58,100 - I know where you guys were at. 945 00:41:58,142 --> 00:41:59,538 You guys were at the drive through ordering food, 946 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:00,911 I could hear it. 947 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:03,438 - But you don't know where from though. 948 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,268 - Yeah 'cause they make Big Macs everywhere. 949 00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:06,528 - Hey, you shut your fucking mouth 950 00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:07,878 before you get us copy written. 951 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,711 - Yeah. 952 00:42:08,753 --> 00:42:10,698 - Just tell us where to go, man. 953 00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:13,278 - Well, since you just took the panties off my head 954 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,458 and I didn't know where I'm at, (sighing) 955 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,158 we need to go back to the Donald Mac 956 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,373 back on 10th Street, 957 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,528 the one I didn't know where you guys were at. 958 00:42:24,570 --> 00:42:27,168 Just make a left up here and I'll show you where to go 959 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:28,863 so I can get the fuck outta here! 960 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:32,448 Stupid stoners. 961 00:42:32,490 --> 00:42:34,562 Stupid. Stupid. 962 00:42:34,604 --> 00:42:39,604 (bird cawing) (wind whooshing) 963 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,198 - There's nothing here. 964 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,567 - I knew he couldn't trust that mother fucker. 965 00:42:46,609 --> 00:42:47,826 (man grunting) 966 00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:49,149 - Mother fucker. 967 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:50,418 You want to kid nap my fuckin ass 968 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,498 How you like getting slapped now? 969 00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:55,694 You stupid little bitch! (Brian groaning) 970 00:42:55,736 --> 00:42:56,908 Hey my... 971 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,117 Aw fuck my fucking finger! 972 00:43:01,044 --> 00:43:02,671 You sick, bitch! 973 00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:03,504 Fuck! 974 00:43:03,546 --> 00:43:05,085 My fucking! 975 00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,877 (ominous music) 976 00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:21,103 (Brian spitting) 977 00:43:21,145 --> 00:43:22,488 (Brian sniffing) 978 00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:25,608 - It smells more like Reggie out here than anything. 979 00:43:25,650 --> 00:43:27,903 - Yeah, it does. 980 00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:35,733 - Okay, we're doing this. 981 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,173 - Look. 982 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:44,883 Reggie seeds. 983 00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:49,938 But there's something off about 'em. 984 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:51,813 - Well, it's Reggie, so. 985 00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:57,348 - It's like they've been scattered here and not planted. 986 00:43:57,390 --> 00:43:59,148 - What do you think that means? 987 00:43:59,190 --> 00:44:03,640 - I don't know, but it smells like (sniffing) 988 00:44:05,424 --> 00:44:07,218 (ominous music) 989 00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:08,553 marijuambies. 990 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,188 - Lemme tell you something. 991 00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:17,058 There ain't gonna be a god damn lick of no Reggie 992 00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,153 in the weed I got. 993 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:20,560 - Oh, I think there is. 994 00:44:21,965 --> 00:44:23,928 (Brian sighing) 995 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:25,233 It can't be him. 996 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,413 - No. 997 00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:32,584 (ominous music continues) 998 00:44:33,450 --> 00:44:35,963 Bro, you really think he has something to do with this? 999 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:40,218 - How else could a Reggie and kush farm coexist? 1000 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,423 Only one person can make that much Reggie. 1001 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,268 Look, in the meantime, you need to do the right thing 1002 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:48,895 and you can throw the rest of that weed out. 1003 00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,238 (Brian scoffing) 1004 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,728 - Bro, if I throw the weed out, 1005 00:44:52,770 --> 00:44:54,498 I'm not gonna make any money 1006 00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:56,190 and I'm gonna go to fucking jail. 1007 00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,213 - Dude, it's already made zombies. 1008 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:02,823 People have fucking died. 1009 00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:06,138 Put it on our friendship, 1010 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,180 you'll throw it out. 1011 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,213 - Bro, that's low. 1012 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:10,921 - Do it, bro. 1013 00:45:10,963 --> 00:45:13,713 (Brian scoffing) 1014 00:45:19,569 --> 00:45:23,328 (traffic whirring) (birds chirping) 1015 00:45:23,370 --> 00:45:25,968 - Man, you don't think we're overreacting, do you? 1016 00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:28,533 - Bro, you put it on our friendship. 1017 00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:31,038 - Yeah, I try to remember our friendship 1018 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,338 when me and Bubba have our wedding and we need a best man. 1019 00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,593 - You'd let me be a best man at your wedding? 1020 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,178 - Look, Reggie in a flavored Swisher! 1021 00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:50,103 - Oh! Bro, come on, man. 1022 00:45:51,150 --> 00:45:51,983 Just do it. 1023 00:45:57,919 --> 00:46:00,252 (box thuds) 1024 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,568 - There. 1025 00:46:02,610 --> 00:46:03,710 There goes my freedom. 1026 00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:06,701 - You did a good thing. 1027 00:46:06,743 --> 00:46:07,653 - we'll see. 1028 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,713 - Hey, come on, bro. - Damn. 1029 00:46:15,274 --> 00:46:20,274 (feet crunching) (ominous music) 1030 00:46:22,986 --> 00:46:27,986 (upbeat music) (voice distorting) 1031 00:46:28,722 --> 00:46:31,472 (birds chirping) 1032 00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:39,933 - Why'd you do it? 1033 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,228 - Yeah. What the fuck? 1034 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:45,528 (soft music) 1035 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,133 - It's not that easy, Kerry. 1036 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,113 - You meant everything to me. 1037 00:46:54,570 --> 00:46:56,718 - I was flourishing, man. 1038 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,923 Rich, beyond measure. 1039 00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:03,603 Nobody cared about a few seeds and stems. 1040 00:47:04,710 --> 00:47:05,501 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1041 00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:07,458 Sometimes you're reach in the bag, 1042 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,558 you may prick your finger. 1043 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,513 Other times you'll leave a seed in the joint. 1044 00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:14,483 Pop! 1045 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:18,138 Stinks up a whole room. But who cares, man? 1046 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:21,100 One time I fit 20 pounds 1047 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,033 in one fanny pack, yeah. 1048 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:30,460 Then people started playing God. 1049 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,763 They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother. 1050 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,093 It became fluffier, 1051 00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:41,493 smelled better. 1052 00:47:43,703 --> 00:47:47,250 The THC content, it was off the charts. 1053 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,193 And right before my very eyes, 1054 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,213 I became a nobody. 1055 00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:01,668 Even crack heads would smoke Reggie 1056 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:03,093 to come down off a binge. 1057 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,468 And that's when it hit me. 1058 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:08,643 If there was no more kush, 1059 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,510 people would be forced to smoke Reggie again, 1060 00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,070 placing me back 1061 00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:21,710 in my rightful spot as the gateway drug. 1062 00:48:22,356 --> 00:48:23,388 - Ah. 1063 00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:25,848 All right, man, that's a sad story and all 1064 00:48:25,890 --> 00:48:27,648 but that doesn't explain how 1065 00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:30,367 people are becoming marijuambies. 1066 00:48:30,409 --> 00:48:31,442 - [Grand Master] Y-you interrupted me 1067 00:48:31,484 --> 00:48:32,868 before I could even finish. 1068 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,428 - Well then finish. 1069 00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:36,903 - Yeah. Grand Master Reggie, finish. 1070 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,830 - [Grand Master] Cordyceps. 1071 00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:43,018 - Percocets? 1072 00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:45,768 - [Grand Master] No, no, no, no, no. Cordyceps. 1073 00:48:45,810 --> 00:48:47,283 - The is a cordycep? 1074 00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:51,693 - Wait, like, like the ant fungus? 1075 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,633 - No. 1076 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,003 - I was desperate, man. 1077 00:48:58,050 --> 00:48:59,883 Ignorant to the effects. 1078 00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,538 I just thought it would kill the plants. 1079 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:06,483 I had no idea it would infect humans too. 1080 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,841 - I don't even think I can look at you right now. 1081 00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:14,033 - This the guy you rave about all the time? 1082 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,148 Hey, look, man, since it was clearly you 1083 00:49:17,190 --> 00:49:18,948 that turned these people into zombies 1084 00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:20,283 and not me, by the way, 1085 00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:23,118 you should redeem yourself. 1086 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,033 Come help us. 1087 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,178 - Yeah, you're right. 1088 00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:31,608 You gotta come help us stop what you created. 1089 00:49:31,650 --> 00:49:32,483 Come on. 1090 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,553 - I can't, Kerry. 1091 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,070 - I don't think he's coming, man. 1092 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,638 - Look, what's happening is terrible but... 1093 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,288 - But what? 1094 00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:46,863 - But it still benefits him. 1095 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,638 The plants are still contaminated 1096 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,068 and people will still have no choice 1097 00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:55,143 but to smoke buck ass Reggie. 1098 00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,463 - Tell me that's not why. 1099 00:50:02,370 --> 00:50:03,513 - I'm sorry, Kerry. 1100 00:50:06,611 --> 00:50:08,995 (air whooshing) 1101 00:50:09,037 --> 00:50:10,893 - Come on, man. We gotta go. 1102 00:50:15,549 --> 00:50:18,049 (soft music) 1103 00:50:26,073 --> 00:50:28,338 (door thuds) 1104 00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:31,047 (Brian sighing) 1105 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:34,624 (Brian inhaling and exhaling) 1106 00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:39,258 (Brian inhaling and exhaling) 1107 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:40,758 Hey, bro. 1108 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,403 I've been thinking, what the fuck is a weed weapon? 1109 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,378 We're gonna make some weed weapons. 1110 00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:52,420 We're gonna fucking die. (inhaling and exhaling) 1111 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:59,358 Bro, will you hurry the fuck up 1112 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,511 before I change my mother fucking mind? 1113 00:51:01,553 --> 00:51:02,418 What are you doing? 1114 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,160 Man, you always doing something weird in that bedroom. 1115 00:51:06,675 --> 00:51:09,092 (soft music) 1116 00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:22,818 - Let's blow some zombies. 1117 00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:25,489 (upbeat rock music continues) 1118 00:51:25,531 --> 00:51:28,531 (door bell ringing) 1119 00:51:33,179 --> 00:51:36,528 (door clicking) 1120 00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:37,458 - Steve. 1121 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,468 - Brian. (door thuds) 1122 00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:41,418 Hey, kerbear. You look cool. 1123 00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:42,410 What are you doing? 1124 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,549 - Saving the fucking world. 1125 00:51:45,591 --> 00:51:49,248 - Ah, righteous. That's awesome. (laughing) 1126 00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:51,105 You gonna have a costume too? 1127 00:51:51,147 --> 00:51:54,310 (upbeat music) 1128 00:51:54,352 --> 00:51:58,036 ♪ I look right through all these translucent beings ♪ 1129 00:51:58,078 --> 00:52:01,878 ♪ Observing all these thangs ♪ 1130 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,716 ♪ As time keeps ticking, they all remain the same ♪ 1131 00:52:05,758 --> 00:52:09,804 ♪ A bunch of walking, talking ghouls without any brains ♪ 1132 00:52:09,846 --> 00:52:13,960 ♪ I wish they wake up, wake up, retake the day ♪ 1133 00:52:14,002 --> 00:52:16,303 ♪ Like they wake up, shake up ♪ 1134 00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:17,941 ♪ Shoot it in their veins ♪ 1135 00:52:17,983 --> 00:52:19,932 ♪ Forever stuck in the cycle ♪ 1136 00:52:19,974 --> 00:52:21,661 ♪ of doing the same ♪ 1137 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:25,677 ♪ The clock is running down with no time left in the game ♪ 1138 00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:26,510 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1139 00:52:26,552 --> 00:52:28,806 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 1140 00:52:28,848 --> 00:52:30,647 ♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪ 1141 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,348 ♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪ 1142 00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:34,490 ♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪ 1143 00:52:34,532 --> 00:52:36,353 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 1144 00:52:36,395 --> 00:52:40,048 - You know, we might not all make it outta here. 1145 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:42,757 (ominous music) 1146 00:52:44,010 --> 00:52:45,260 Bro, where's your friend? 1147 00:52:47,386 --> 00:52:49,368 (Kerry sighing) 1148 00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,918 Look, I knew he wasn't gonna last long, 1149 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,600 but this is just ridiculous. 1150 00:53:03,591 --> 00:53:06,341 (feet crunching) 1151 00:53:21,836 --> 00:53:24,253 (soft music) 1152 00:53:29,116 --> 00:53:32,285 (zombie growling) (Brian gasping) 1153 00:53:32,327 --> 00:53:35,077 (dramatic music) 1154 00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:38,131 Shut up, bitch. 1155 00:53:39,957 --> 00:53:42,790 (zombie growling) 1156 00:53:45,685 --> 00:53:46,935 No. No, no, no. 1157 00:53:47,897 --> 00:53:48,806 Fuck off me. 1158 00:53:48,848 --> 00:53:50,436 (body thuds) 1159 00:53:50,478 --> 00:53:52,949 (ominous music) 1160 00:53:52,991 --> 00:53:54,948 (lighter clicking) 1161 00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:59,988 (dramatic music) (Brian groaning) 1162 00:54:00,030 --> 00:54:01,575 (zombie growling) No, no, ah. 1163 00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,997 Get off! 1164 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:04,797 (zombie growling) This shit gay, man! 1165 00:54:04,839 --> 00:54:06,927 I ain't judging, I'm just not gay! 1166 00:54:06,969 --> 00:54:08,302 Get off me, man! 1167 00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:10,112 Kerry! 1168 00:54:11,274 --> 00:54:14,107 (zombie growling) 1169 00:54:15,888 --> 00:54:16,721 Ah, fuck. 1170 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:22,152 (leaf blower whirring) 1171 00:54:22,194 --> 00:54:25,138 (ominous music) 1172 00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:27,138 Yeah, got yo bitch ass. 1173 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,298 Fuck you, zom Holland. 1174 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:30,131 Dumb ass zombie. 1175 00:54:30,173 --> 00:54:31,773 Hey, wait up. 1176 00:54:36,513 --> 00:54:37,908 Bro, ain't these electric? 1177 00:54:37,950 --> 00:54:39,213 I need an extension cord. 1178 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,153 Kerry. 1179 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:43,716 Kerry! 1180 00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:45,007 Where the fuck are you? 1181 00:54:47,445 --> 00:54:50,945 (ominous music continues) 1182 00:55:00,404 --> 00:55:02,068 (saber whirring) 1183 00:55:02,110 --> 00:55:05,130 Oh-(saber zapping) 1184 00:55:05,172 --> 00:55:07,839 (ominous music) 1185 00:55:20,378 --> 00:55:23,225 (saber whirring) 1186 00:55:23,267 --> 00:55:25,767 (tense music) 1187 00:55:28,391 --> 00:55:31,058 (foot scraping) 1188 00:55:32,852 --> 00:55:35,685 (zombie growling) 1189 00:55:39,859 --> 00:55:43,192 (tense music continues) 1190 00:55:54,329 --> 00:55:57,079 (dramatic music) 1191 00:56:03,077 --> 00:56:05,910 (sabers whirring) 1192 00:56:12,725 --> 00:56:15,475 (saber whirring) 1193 00:56:18,569 --> 00:56:21,850 (saber whirring) 1194 00:56:21,892 --> 00:56:25,165 (dramatic music continues) (saber whirring) 1195 00:56:25,207 --> 00:56:28,040 (sabers whirring) 1196 00:56:31,987 --> 00:56:35,570 (dramatic music continues) 1197 00:56:38,275 --> 00:56:40,667 (Kerry grunting) 1198 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:43,542 (zombie growling) 1199 00:56:50,705 --> 00:56:52,706 (leaf blower thuds) 1200 00:56:52,748 --> 00:56:54,006 (dramatic music continues) 1201 00:56:54,048 --> 00:56:55,659 (joint clinks) 1202 00:56:55,701 --> 00:56:59,392 - Huh? (groaning) 1203 00:56:59,434 --> 00:57:02,919 (lighter clicking) 1204 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,311 (lighter clicking) 1205 00:57:04,353 --> 00:57:06,242 Huh? (lighter clicking) 1206 00:57:06,284 --> 00:57:10,402 (dramatic music continues) 1207 00:57:10,444 --> 00:57:13,882 (zombie growling) 1208 00:57:13,924 --> 00:57:16,584 (dramatic music) 1209 00:57:16,626 --> 00:57:19,459 (sabers whirring) 1210 00:57:31,394 --> 00:57:36,394 (zombie growling) (sabers whirring) 1211 00:57:41,223 --> 00:57:44,056 (zombie growling) 1212 00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:54,791 (suspenseful music) 1213 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:57,583 (saber whirring) 1214 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:02,171 (dramatic music) 1215 00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:05,046 (zombie growling) 1216 00:58:06,611 --> 00:58:09,315 (body thuds) 1217 00:58:09,357 --> 00:58:12,440 (upbeat rock music) 1218 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:34,139 (tense music) (saber whirring) 1219 00:58:37,104 --> 00:58:39,531 (zombie farting) 1220 00:58:39,573 --> 00:58:42,573 (suspenseful music) 1221 00:58:44,714 --> 00:58:47,039 (Brain screaming) 1222 00:58:47,081 --> 00:58:49,248 - Did you just fucking shit on me! 1223 00:58:51,204 --> 00:58:53,871 (saber buzzing) 1224 00:58:58,164 --> 00:59:01,499 (upbeat music) (zombie groaning) 1225 00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:03,592 ♪ out without a trace ♪ 1226 00:59:03,634 --> 00:59:05,160 ♪ Gone by the morning ♪ 1227 00:59:05,202 --> 00:59:06,268 ♪ You never ♪ 1228 00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:07,687 ♪ Know that they were there ♪ 1229 00:59:07,729 --> 00:59:09,577 ♪ ♪ 1230 00:59:09,619 --> 00:59:11,174 ♪ knowing and ghosts is all that's left ♪ 1231 00:59:11,216 --> 00:59:12,987 ♪ On this desolate planet ♪ 1232 00:59:13,029 --> 00:59:13,820 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1233 00:59:13,862 --> 00:59:15,975 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 1234 00:59:16,017 --> 00:59:18,108 ♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪ 1235 00:59:18,150 --> 00:59:19,630 ♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪ 1236 00:59:19,672 --> 00:59:21,228 ♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪ 1237 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:22,061 - Kerry! 1238 00:59:22,103 --> 00:59:25,038 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 1239 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:25,913 - Kerry! 1240 00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:29,940 Pretty sure I got the force, bro. 1241 00:59:30,930 --> 00:59:32,718 Just whooped a Jedi. 1242 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,102 Kind of badass actually. 1243 00:59:34,144 --> 00:59:36,222 Kerry! 1244 00:59:36,264 --> 00:59:40,458 What the fuck, man? Kerry! 1245 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,200 - Bro! - Please don't shit on me. 1246 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:48,108 Bro, don't ever fucking leave me like that again, man. 1247 00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:51,112 - Why? You got no problem leaving everybody else. 1248 00:59:51,154 --> 00:59:52,248 (Kerry sighing) 1249 00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,373 Come on, man. 1250 00:59:56,102 --> 00:59:58,638 - "You have no problem leaving everybody else." 1251 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,543 Rambo Malone looking mother fucker. 1252 01:00:02,764 --> 01:00:05,431 (feet thudding) 1253 01:00:06,801 --> 01:00:09,768 (zombies growling) 1254 01:00:09,810 --> 01:00:11,451 - Let's get 'em. 1255 01:00:11,493 --> 01:00:13,908 - Man, we can't just go in there without a plan. 1256 01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:15,633 He literally knows Juujitsu. 1257 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,180 - I'll take care of him. 1258 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:24,005 - Then I got Batman and this is personal. 1259 01:00:24,047 --> 01:00:25,639 ♪ Out without a trace ♪ 1260 01:00:25,681 --> 01:00:26,932 ♪ Gone by the morning ♪ 1261 01:00:26,974 --> 01:00:28,062 ♪ You never ♪ 1262 01:00:28,104 --> 01:00:29,806 ♪ ♪ 1263 01:00:29,848 --> 01:00:31,695 (Brain groaning) 1264 01:00:31,737 --> 01:00:34,098 - Ah, this is for casting Robert Patterson! 1265 01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:35,803 That movie sucked! 1266 01:00:35,845 --> 01:00:37,068 Yeah, yeah! 1267 01:00:37,110 --> 01:00:38,292 Yeah, how the fuck y'all like it? 1268 01:00:38,334 --> 01:00:39,125 Oh, shit! 1269 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:41,374 Damn, how the fuck y'all keep doing this? Ugh! 1270 01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:43,046 Get the fuck off me! 1271 01:00:43,088 --> 01:00:43,879 Shit! 1272 01:00:43,921 --> 01:00:45,942 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 1273 01:00:45,984 --> 01:00:47,738 ♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪ 1274 01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,392 ♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪ 1275 01:00:49,434 --> 01:00:51,896 ♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪ 1276 01:00:51,938 --> 01:00:55,410 ♪ All those ghosts that stand in my path ♪ 1277 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:56,243 ♪ I ♪ 1278 01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:58,344 - Bring it on! Yeah. Mother fucker! 1279 01:00:58,386 --> 01:00:59,177 (zombie grunting) 1280 01:00:59,219 --> 01:01:00,010 Come on, mother fucker! 1281 01:01:00,052 --> 01:01:01,367 (zombie grunting) 1282 01:01:01,409 --> 01:01:03,258 What the fuck is the point of even having these? 1283 01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,200 Yeah, bring it on then, mother fucker! 1284 01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,496 You merely adapted to the dark. 1285 01:01:10,538 --> 01:01:12,453 I was born in it. 1286 01:01:12,495 --> 01:01:13,573 Molded by it. 1287 01:01:13,615 --> 01:01:14,661 (zombie groaning) 1288 01:01:14,703 --> 01:01:16,061 Oh, you don't like that? 1289 01:01:16,103 --> 01:01:18,858 Huh? Are you the zombie we need? 1290 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,673 But not the zombie we deserve? 1291 01:01:21,630 --> 01:01:22,692 Yeah. Come on. 1292 01:01:22,734 --> 01:01:23,762 Come on. 1293 01:01:23,804 --> 01:01:26,135 (zombie groaning) 1294 01:01:26,177 --> 01:01:28,816 (Kerry grunting) 1295 01:01:28,858 --> 01:01:31,834 (zombie growling) 1296 01:01:31,876 --> 01:01:33,883 ♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪ 1297 01:01:33,925 --> 01:01:35,791 ♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪ 1298 01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:37,435 ♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪ 1299 01:01:37,477 --> 01:01:40,185 ♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪ 1300 01:01:40,227 --> 01:01:44,638 (soft music) (hands thudding) 1301 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,779 - [Grand Master] Then people started playing God. 1302 01:01:46,821 --> 01:01:50,265 They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother. 1303 01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:52,473 And right before my very eyes, 1304 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,340 I became a nobody. 1305 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,008 Even crack heads would smoke Reggie 1306 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,463 to come down off a binge. 1307 01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:06,858 - [Brian] I don't think he's coming, man. 1308 01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:11,551 - [Grand Master] Look, what's happening is terrible but... 1309 01:02:11,593 --> 01:02:12,963 I'm sorry, Kerry. 1310 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,580 - [Brain] Zombie's beating your ass, Kerry. 1311 01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:20,184 (dramatic music) 1312 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:29,550 why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, man? 1313 01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,903 Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore? 1314 01:02:41,991 --> 01:02:46,158 - [Kerry] Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie. 1315 01:02:49,089 --> 01:02:51,756 When I had nobody, I had Reggie. 1316 01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:57,963 When I graduated high school, 1317 01:03:01,153 --> 01:03:02,223 I had Reggie. 1318 01:03:07,710 --> 01:03:10,548 When I had my first kid even. (chuckles) 1319 01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:11,423 I had Reggie. 1320 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:24,030 - [Brian] Bro, you ain't even got no kids. 1321 01:03:26,889 --> 01:03:28,472 - But I got Reggie. 1322 01:03:34,349 --> 01:03:37,932 (dramatic music continues) 1323 01:04:06,779 --> 01:04:11,779 (fist thuds) (zombie growling) 1324 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,078 - You either die a zombie 1325 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,984 or you live long enough to get your ass whopped, bitch! 1326 01:04:36,026 --> 01:04:36,817 (Brian laughing) 1327 01:04:36,859 --> 01:04:38,087 Sucka, mother fucka. 1328 01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:43,743 Bro, I am so fucking glad that's done. 1329 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:46,668 I was running out of Batman jokes. 1330 01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:47,930 - I bet. 1331 01:04:47,972 --> 01:04:50,722 (dramatic music) 1332 01:04:52,770 --> 01:04:55,158 - Hey, there you guys are, man. 1333 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,968 Yo man, there's free bag's of weed everywhere. 1334 01:04:59,010 --> 01:05:02,928 I just been high as a mother fucker, dog. (laughing) 1335 01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:03,803 - Buddy? 1336 01:05:04,747 --> 01:05:06,438 You, you feeling okay? 1337 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,238 (suspenseful music) 1338 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,685 - Hey, guy. 1339 01:05:10,727 --> 01:05:14,790 - Yeah, I'm fine, man. (coughing) 1340 01:05:14,832 --> 01:05:18,275 I just got a taste for lungs. 1341 01:05:18,317 --> 01:05:21,150 (zombie growling) 1342 01:05:26,434 --> 01:05:27,456 - I got this. 1343 01:05:27,498 --> 01:05:30,358 (dramatic music continues) 1344 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,738 (fist thuds) 1345 01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,651 - Bro. 1346 01:05:33,693 --> 01:05:35,328 Bro, bro, wake up. 1347 01:05:35,370 --> 01:05:37,098 Wake up! Bro, you okay? 1348 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,628 Wake the fuck up, man! 1349 01:05:38,670 --> 01:05:40,578 Bro. Steve's coming, man. 1350 01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:41,453 Wake up. 1351 01:05:42,358 --> 01:05:44,647 What the fuck? What, what the fuck, man? 1352 01:05:44,689 --> 01:05:47,650 (Brian screaming) 1353 01:05:47,692 --> 01:05:52,692 (zombie growling) (heroic music) 1354 01:05:58,782 --> 01:06:00,858 (lips smacking) 1355 01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:02,733 - I can't take back what I did. 1356 01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:05,163 Man, I am better than that. 1357 01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:09,753 I've got to find a new way to bring Reggie back. 1358 01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:13,053 I'm thinking edibles, something, I don't know. 1359 01:06:14,490 --> 01:06:15,740 Let me take care of that. 1360 01:06:16,661 --> 01:06:21,661 (zombie growling) (heroic music) 1361 01:06:22,737 --> 01:06:23,528 (Grand Master choking) 1362 01:06:23,570 --> 01:06:24,379 (zombie growling) 1363 01:06:24,421 --> 01:06:27,838 (heroic music continues) 1364 01:06:31,382 --> 01:06:32,667 (lighter clicks) 1365 01:06:32,709 --> 01:06:35,413 (zombie growling) 1366 01:06:35,455 --> 01:06:38,122 (air whooshing) 1367 01:06:39,282 --> 01:06:40,899 (zombie growling) 1368 01:06:40,941 --> 01:06:44,274 (Grand Master grunting) 1369 01:06:45,798 --> 01:06:46,589 (nail clinks) (blood squishes) 1370 01:06:46,631 --> 01:06:49,381 (dramatic music) 1371 01:06:50,429 --> 01:06:52,158 - Come on, man. Wake up. 1372 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,344 Look, Grand Master Reggie! 1373 01:06:53,386 --> 01:06:55,728 (fists thudding) 1374 01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:56,673 Kerry, wake up. 1375 01:06:58,070 --> 01:07:00,903 (zombie growling) 1376 01:07:03,093 --> 01:07:04,322 (zombie grunting) 1377 01:07:04,364 --> 01:07:06,712 - [Grand Master] Brian, come help! 1378 01:07:06,754 --> 01:07:08,660 - [Brian] I ain't running away this time. 1379 01:07:08,702 --> 01:07:09,678 (dramatic music) 1380 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,953 Let's go, mother fucker. 1381 01:07:13,891 --> 01:07:16,425 (zombie growling) 1382 01:07:16,467 --> 01:07:19,217 (dramatic music) 1383 01:07:32,671 --> 01:07:35,254 (solemn music) 1384 01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:38,351 - Master! What happened? 1385 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,908 No, we can fix it. We can fix this. 1386 01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:46,203 - No, I can feel it. 1387 01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:51,243 There's no more room in this world for Reggie. 1388 01:07:52,864 --> 01:07:55,679 Unless you, (coughing) 1389 01:07:55,721 --> 01:07:58,818 unless you, there's only one person 1390 01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:03,168 that can fulfill the mantle of Grand Master Reggie. 1391 01:08:03,210 --> 01:08:04,043 - [Kerry] Who? 1392 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,510 - With great Reggie 1393 01:08:08,490 --> 01:08:12,173 comes great responsibility. 1394 01:08:14,363 --> 01:08:19,363 (Kerry sobbing) (air whooshing) 1395 01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:26,201 (air whooshing) (twinkling music) 1396 01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:34,083 (solemn music continue) 1397 01:08:46,296 --> 01:08:48,213 - Bro. Check this out. 1398 01:08:49,634 --> 01:08:52,175 - Fucking stinks, man. 1399 01:08:52,217 --> 01:08:53,050 - Damn! 1400 01:08:54,947 --> 01:08:57,081 What happened to your eye, man? 1401 01:08:57,123 --> 01:09:00,459 - Oh. (engine whirring) 1402 01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:03,461 (Brian inhaling and exhaling) 1403 01:09:03,503 --> 01:09:08,503 (door thuds) (birds chirping) 1404 01:09:08,696 --> 01:09:11,363 (chime ringing) 1405 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,013 - You're going to jail. 1406 01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:20,778 - Bro, no, stop! 1407 01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:21,768 Ted already did that. 1408 01:09:21,810 --> 01:09:22,601 - Fuck. 1409 01:09:22,643 --> 01:09:25,038 - [Jasmine] What are you nerds even talking about? 1410 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,988 First of all, why does this smell like seeds over here? 1411 01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:28,188 - Right? 1412 01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:31,578 - [Jasmine] Second of all, where's my fucking money? 1413 01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:34,488 - Look man, I, I just, 1414 01:09:34,530 --> 01:09:35,328 I just don't got it. 1415 01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:36,258 I don't know what to tell you. 1416 01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:37,788 - [Jasmine] Well, you know what that means. 1417 01:09:37,830 --> 01:09:39,250 You're going to jail! 1418 01:09:42,202 --> 01:09:45,048 - I don't even care anymore. Take me to jail. 1419 01:09:45,090 --> 01:09:47,516 I don't give a fuck. But first, I'm seeing my kid. 1420 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:49,893 - [Jasmine] No, no. - Whoa. 1421 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:52,428 - Yes! - He's doing it. 1422 01:09:52,470 --> 01:09:55,353 - [Jasmine] No, just wait. Hold on. 1423 01:10:03,370 --> 01:10:05,870 (door clicks) 1424 01:10:10,067 --> 01:10:12,009 (door clicks) (mower whirring) 1425 01:10:12,051 --> 01:10:12,842 - Are you trying to gimme fucking canceled? 1426 01:10:12,884 --> 01:10:15,159 - It's not what you think. I'm like 3%- 1427 01:10:15,201 --> 01:10:18,708 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that. 1428 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,281 - But my grandma is like... Whoa, whoa. No. 1429 01:10:21,323 --> 01:10:23,028 - But I have... Hey, look. 1430 01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:24,573 Stop. Turn around. 1431 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,393 Walk away. 1432 01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,518 With the baby! 1433 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,723 - [Jasmine] You're right. 1434 01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:41,028 - So no jail time, huh? 1435 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,138 - No jail, bro. 1436 01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:43,867 - Hell yeah, my man. 1437 01:10:45,210 --> 01:10:46,698 - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 1438 01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,840 He dropped his bottle. 1439 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:51,318 - Kind of sad though, bro. 1440 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,398 I was kind of looking forward 1441 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:54,440 to a little me running around, you know? 1442 01:10:55,470 --> 01:10:57,003 - But with her though? 1443 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,073 - Mm. 1444 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:04,817 Obviously not with her, right? Obviously 1445 01:11:04,859 --> 01:11:05,650 (Kerry laughing) 1446 01:11:05,692 --> 01:11:08,275 (upbeat music) 1447 01:11:21,667 --> 01:11:26,667 ♪ Sitting on the couch watching "Marijuambies" ♪ 1448 01:11:26,927 --> 01:11:31,758 ♪ Lost track of time, smoking too much fucking bomb weed ♪ 1449 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,727 ♪ Break it up, roll it up, smoke it up ♪ 1450 01:11:33,769 --> 01:11:37,101 ♪ Don't forget to plug the hole ♪ 1451 01:11:37,143 --> 01:11:41,099 ♪ Mary Jane, she's got me by the balls ♪ 1452 01:11:41,141 --> 01:11:41,974 - Come on. 1453 01:11:43,627 --> 01:11:44,772 Bud. 1454 01:11:44,814 --> 01:11:47,397 (Brian scoffs) 1455 01:11:56,703 --> 01:11:58,218 (Brian chuckles) 1456 01:11:58,260 --> 01:11:59,868 - One time. 1457 01:11:59,910 --> 01:12:01,175 That's it. 1458 01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,498 ♪ ♪ 1459 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:06,720 - [Brian] Where do you even get Reggie anymore? 1460 01:12:06,762 --> 01:12:10,426 - [Kerry] Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie. 1461 01:12:10,468 --> 01:12:12,716 When I had nobody, I had Reggie. 1462 01:12:12,758 --> 01:12:13,549 (Brian coughing) 1463 01:12:13,591 --> 01:12:14,382 ♪ I'm seeing green ♪ 1464 01:12:14,424 --> 01:12:15,903 ♪ Are you selling green ♪ 1465 01:12:15,945 --> 01:12:17,140 ♪ Because I'm really steamed ♪ 1466 01:12:17,182 --> 01:12:18,426 ♪ I lost my weed ♪ 1467 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,781 ♪ I lost my weed, I need some weed ♪ 1468 01:12:20,823 --> 01:12:25,202 ♪ I need some weed, I need some weed ♪ 1469 01:12:25,244 --> 01:12:27,576 (birds chirping) 1470 01:12:27,618 --> 01:12:28,968 - Dude, you heard there's a couple zombies 1471 01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:31,115 running around dressed like Batman and a Jedi? 1472 01:12:31,157 --> 01:12:32,628 - No. (laughing) 1473 01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:33,528 What? 1474 01:12:33,570 --> 01:12:34,361 - Yeah. (laughing) 1475 01:12:34,403 --> 01:12:35,835 Apparently a couple dumb asses went to go cure 'em 1476 01:12:35,877 --> 01:12:38,358 and just beat 'em up and left 'em there instead. 1477 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,297 - Sounds like a plot to a bad movie. 1478 01:12:40,339 --> 01:12:41,418 (man laughing) 1479 01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,573 - You said it, not me. 1480 01:12:43,773 --> 01:12:44,851 Hey, you caught something. 1481 01:12:44,893 --> 01:12:45,684 - Oh, shit. 1482 01:12:45,726 --> 01:12:47,028 - Probably just some trash though. 1483 01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,198 That's all you ever catch. (laughing) 1484 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,668 - Allison? 1485 01:12:49,710 --> 01:12:53,508 Oh God. It's big like Allison. (grunting) 1486 01:12:53,550 --> 01:12:54,648 - [Man] Bring it in here. Bring it in here. 1487 01:12:54,690 --> 01:12:55,481 Oh wow. 1488 01:12:55,523 --> 01:12:59,268 - Oh, it's just a big old box like Allison had. 1489 01:12:59,310 --> 01:13:03,378 - Dude, it's a big old box full of weed. 1490 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:04,253 - No way. 1491 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,228 Oh my God. It is! (sniffing) 1492 01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:10,212 And it smells fire. 1493 01:13:10,254 --> 01:13:11,388 (man sniffing) 1494 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:12,828 - Definitely don't smell like Reggie. 1495 01:13:12,870 --> 01:13:14,418 - Or Nick, the mechanic. 1496 01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,828 - It's kind of weird there'd be a box of weed 1497 01:13:15,870 --> 01:13:17,298 floating in a lake though. 1498 01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:20,621 - Yeah. It seems like the setup for a sequel. 1499 01:13:20,663 --> 01:13:23,663 (suspenseful music) 1500 01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,368 - I am smoking it anyway. 1501 01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:27,733 (both laughing) 1502 01:13:27,775 --> 01:13:31,485 ♪ ♪ (upbeat music) 1503 01:13:31,527 --> 01:13:34,868 ♪ 'Cause I need weed ♪ 1504 01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:36,998 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1505 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,929 ♪ Like marijuana, reefer, ganja, hippie lettuce ♪ 1506 01:13:39,971 --> 01:13:42,286 ♪ Marijuana, blow, puff, draw, weed, bang ♪ 1507 01:13:42,328 --> 01:13:44,080 ♪ Dagga, Mary Jane ♪ 1508 01:13:44,122 --> 01:13:45,328 ♪ Something with no seeds ♪ 1509 01:13:45,370 --> 01:13:46,161 ♪ Marijuana ♪ ♪ Wacky Backy ♪ 1510 01:13:46,203 --> 01:13:48,015 ♪ T-T-T-H-C ♪ 1511 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:49,610 ♪ Pot, chronic, system, sensemilla Bush ♪ 1512 01:13:49,652 --> 01:13:50,537 ♪ Solid lambs bread ♪ 1513 01:13:50,579 --> 01:13:51,504 ♪ Reefer green leaf ♪ 1514 01:13:51,546 --> 01:13:52,436 ♪ Sweet leaf, bud ♪ 1515 01:13:52,478 --> 01:13:53,488 ♪ kif, toke, Rope ♪ 1516 01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:55,253 ♪ Hemp hop, smoke, green, collie doobage ♪ 1517 01:13:55,295 --> 01:13:56,816 ♪ Soapbar poobah ♪ 1518 01:13:56,858 --> 01:13:58,452 ♪ Or granddaddy purple ♪ 1519 01:13:58,494 --> 01:13:59,958 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ 1520 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,143 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ 1521 01:14:01,185 --> 01:14:02,525 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ 1522 01:14:02,567 --> 01:14:04,619 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ 1523 01:14:04,661 --> 01:14:07,153 ♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪ 1524 01:14:07,195 --> 01:14:08,525 ♪ The movie ♪ 1525 01:14:08,567 --> 01:14:09,667 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ 1526 01:14:09,709 --> 01:14:11,021 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ 1527 01:14:11,063 --> 01:14:12,179 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ 1528 01:14:12,221 --> 01:14:14,204 ♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪ 1529 01:14:14,246 --> 01:14:18,129 ♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪ 1530 01:14:18,171 --> 01:14:19,225 ♪ Cannabis read ♪ 1531 01:14:19,267 --> 01:14:20,279 ♪ Cannabis write ♪ 1532 01:14:20,321 --> 01:14:21,364 ♪ Cannabis choke ♪ 1533 01:14:21,406 --> 01:14:22,618 ♪ Cannabis toke ♪ 1534 01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:23,683 ♪ Cannabis see ♪ 1535 01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:24,837 ♪ Cannabis dream ♪ 1536 01:14:24,879 --> 01:14:26,607 ♪ Cannabis dream ♪ 1537 01:14:26,649 --> 01:14:28,519 ♪ Oh, cannabis dream ♪ 1538 01:14:28,561 --> 01:14:29,352 ♪ Cannabis dream ♪ 1539 01:14:29,394 --> 01:14:30,350 ♪ Cannabis dream ♪ 1540 01:14:30,392 --> 01:14:31,629 ♪ Cannabis dream ♪ 1541 01:14:31,671 --> 01:14:34,023 ♪ Cannabis dream ♪ 1542 01:14:34,065 --> 01:14:36,600 ♪ Cannabis dream ♪ 1543 01:14:36,642 --> 01:14:40,059 (upbeat music continues) 1544 01:14:58,071 --> 01:15:01,571 (upbeat music continues)