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(ominous music)

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- [Dragon] No thanks. I don't smoke.

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- [Dragon] He doesn't smoke.

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- A dragon who doesn't smoke.

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- Must be a joke.

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- [Dragons] Come on, come on, come on-

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- Get the hang, you're one of the gang!

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- [Dragons] Come on, come on, come on, come on!

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(upbeat music)

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- Breaking news, after last week's meteor shower,

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scientists and government
officials have confirmed

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water contamination in Front Wood River

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starting from as far as Black Owl County

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and moving all the way into Swashersville.

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It is advised at this time

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not to use or drink any of the fresh water sources

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in this area.

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- The CDC and FEMA are working frantically

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on a resolution.

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In other news, there's been a record number

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of homicides in the last week.

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As if that wasn't bad enough,

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autopsies have shown that each of the bodies

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has had their lungs removed.

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No suspects have been identified yet in this case.

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- Do you think we have a serial killer on our hands?

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- I sure hope not.

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(upbeat rock music)

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(lighter clicks)

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(smoker inhaling and exhaling)

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(upbeat music continues)

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♪ I'm seeing green ♪

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♪ Are you selling green ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm really steamed ♪

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♪ I lost my weed, I lost my weed ♪

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♪ I need some weed, I need some weed ♪

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♪ I need some weed ♪

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♪ 'Cause I need weed ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Like marijuana, reefer, ganja, hippie lettuce ♪

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♪ Marijuana, blow, puff, draw, weed, bang ♪

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♪ Dagga, Mary Jane ♪

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♪ Something with no seeds ♪

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♪ Marijuana ♪ ♪ Wacky Backy ♪

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♪ T-T-T-H-C ♪

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♪ Pot, chronic, sensemilla Bush ♪

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♪ Salted lambs bread ♪

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♪ Reefer green leaf ♪

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♪ Sweet leaf, bud ♪

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♪ Kif, toke, Rope ♪

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♪ Hemp hop, smoke, green, collie doobage ♪

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♪ That's Soapbar poobah ♪

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♪ granddaddy purple ♪

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♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪ (bag rustling)

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- Thank you. Uh, how much do I owe ya?

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- It's 250.

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- Oh gosh.

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- You gotta hurry up, man.

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- It's all there. I checked it.

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- [Dealer] It better be.

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- Thanks. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah.

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(upbeat music continues)

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- I thought there'd be more.

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Hope he likes that counterfeit.

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(tires screeching) Oh my God.

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(singer screaming)

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♪ Cannabis seed, cannabis seed, cannabis seed ♪

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(tires screeching)

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♪ No, cannabis seed, cannabis seed ♪

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♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪

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♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪

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♪ Cannabis dream, cannabis dream ♪

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(door clicks)

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(door thuds)

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(upbeat music continues)

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(smoker inhaling)

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(smoker exhaling)

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(shoe grinding)

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(door clicks)

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(box thuds)

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(door thuds)

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(air whooshing) (birds chirping)

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(soft music)

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(item thudding)

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(box thuds)

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(door creaking)

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- Bro, you throw everybody's package like that?

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- Do you sit at your door all day

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waiting for packages like a weirdo?

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- [Resident] Yeah, I do.

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- Sorry, man. Won't happen again.

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- [Brian] Let's hope it don't, delivery boy.

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- The fuck you say?

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"Delivery boy" fucking really?

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(tense music)

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(door creaks and thuds)

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- Man, hell no. Pft.

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Nah, fuck you.

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You better not pinch my shit neither. Psh.

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Man, I almost had the whoop dude out there.

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- Yep.

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- Don't lemme catch you out, tough guy!

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- Who is that?

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- Look.

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Man. Why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, bro?

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Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore?

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- Listen, man, lemme tell you about Reggie.

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When I had nobody, I had Reggie.

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(soft music)

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When I graduated high school, hmm, I had Reggie.

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When I had my first kid even, (chuckles)

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I had Reggie.

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- Bro, you ain't even got no kids.

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- Huh. But I got Reggie.

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(both chuckle)

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(doorbell ringing)

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Who is that?

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- Oh, it's just Donovan.

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(door clicks)

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Hey.

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(dramatic music)

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Damn!

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What the fuck happened to your eye, man?

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- Man, you should see the other guy.

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- Right.

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Come on, man.

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(door clicks)

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I'm guessing you want the usual.

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- [Donovan] Yeah. Yeah.

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- You gonna love this.

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This that green Grinch, orange pumpkin,

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yellow sun.

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You don't even know what
color you going to get in the bud.

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This that hoo hoo, hee hee.

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That

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♪ Donny, are you okay ♪

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♪ Are you okay, are you okay, Donny ♪

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Boy, you ain't gonna get up after this one.

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Here you go. - Thank you, bro.

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(door creaks and thuds)

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- Hey man,

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you think his girl be beating his ass?

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- Ha. Yeah.

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- You think we should do something?

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Nah. - Nah

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- Bro, after this box, man, I think I'm done selling weed.

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I'm just gonna pay this chick her child support

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so she'll leave me alone.

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She keeps threatening me
with jail every fucking day.

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- True. - Look, look, look,

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bro, right now.

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- Damn.

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- She can't spell "you're" right.

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- Think she actually gonna throw you in jail?

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- (chuckles) Do bears shit on white rabbits?

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- Oh.

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- Something's telling me this kid ain't even mine, man.

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But what can you do though?

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It's, it's a woman's state.

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They're gonna put me in jail anyway. (chuckles)

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- Hey, you can always fake your own death.

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- Bro, shut the fuck up.

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Come make this play with me, man.

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- Oooo.

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I'ma pretty busy.

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I got the got, the, got plans.

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- I'll tell you what, if you come with me,

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we'll stop at Doggylicious and I'll buy you a hot dog.

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- Doggylicious?

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- Yes.

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- All right. You got me.

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- Nice.

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- [Kerry] Come on, man.

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Bro, Doggylicious bro.

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Bro, Doggylicious.

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- We're going, man. - Come on, man.

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(car whirring)

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(friend sniffing)

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Ugh. What's that smell?

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(driver sniffing)

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- Oh my bad, bro. I've, I've been eating bad as fuck lately.

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My weight been fluctuating and everything.

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- Something's off about that.

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- Yeah, bro. Gut health is important.

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- Not that, dude.

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- Oh, you mean this gas? (laughing)

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- Yeah. That smells unnatural.

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- Yeah. Spoken like a true Reggie smoker.

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- Doggylicious.

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Bro. Bro, bro, bro.

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Bro.

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- Don't worry.

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Play first then we'll get your glizzy.

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- My what?

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- Your glizz dog 3000.

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- What the hell is that?

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- This is what all the kids are calling it on TokTik.

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- Bro, stay the fuck off of TokTik.

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- Bro, you really gotta get with the program.

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Everyone knows that TokTik
is the fastest way to blow up.

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- Blow up.

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What do you do that requires you to have to blow up?

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You're a weed dealer.

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Shouldn't you be like, like discreet?

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- First of all, I already told you,

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after this box, I'm done.

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Besides, what I want to do is none of your business.

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- Ah.

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So there is something.

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Come on, bud.

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You could tell me. I won't laugh.

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- I want to cook.

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- You wanna read a book?

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- I want to cook.

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- You wanna cuddle? Come on.

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- Bro. I wanna cook.

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I want mix flavors. I want to create.

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I could be like the next fucking Chef Ramsey.

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(friend snorting)

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- You, you can't cook.

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Bro, I've lived with you for a year and a half

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and making slams doesn't count,

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as delicious as they might be.

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- I'll show you, bro.

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(Donovan sniffing)

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- Damn.

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(lighter clicking)

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- I know I don't smell no damn weed in this house.

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Thought you was supposed to be getting

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that job at the factory, huh?

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How are you supposed to get a job sitting here

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smoking that weed all the time?

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Lazy fucking stoner.

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(stomach rumbling)

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Come on, man. I didn't even hit you that hard.

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- I don't feel good.

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(ominous music)

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- I'm talking to you.

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Where do you think you're going?

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I know you didn't just put your hands on me.

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I'm calling all my brothers!

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(stomach rumbling continues)

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(ominous music continues)

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(water running)

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quit leaving the water running.

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You can't even pay the water bill.

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Spend all your money on weed.

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Should beat your ass again

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but your little bitch ass scream annoys me too bad.

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Why don't you do the dishes while you're down there?

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Bet you won't.

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You just smoke, smoke, smoke

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(stomach grumbling) (indistinct)

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(Donovan growling)

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(woman screaming)

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(birds chirping)

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- [Kerry] Bro.

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A haunted house?

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This is sketch.

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- It's not even what you think, bro.

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These cosplayers come here
and play their little games

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after hours when the haunt's not in season.

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Lemme tell you something.

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Cosplayers are the biggest fucking stoners

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on the planet, bro.

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I make a killing here.

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- I hate haunted houses.

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00:12:06.119 --> 00:12:09.168
(engine rumbling) (crow cawing)

271
00:12:09.210 --> 00:12:11.928
- Dude, the wizard can't cast a shrinking spell

272
00:12:11.970 --> 00:12:12.761
on the Urk King.

273
00:12:12.803 --> 00:12:14.208
It's protected by the all fire.

274
00:12:14.250 --> 00:12:16.038
- They're actually called plain walkers.

275
00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:18.333
And you can, if you're vengeance.

276
00:12:19.800 --> 00:12:21.258
- Shut up, Randy.

277
00:12:21.300 --> 00:12:22.488
- Yeah, shut up Randy.

278
00:12:22.530 --> 00:12:25.008
- Hey! - Hey!

279
00:12:25.050 --> 00:12:29.238
- What up? This is B-F-F-E-U-H-F-M-W-O-S.

280
00:12:29.280 --> 00:12:30.588
- What's that?

281
00:12:30.630 --> 00:12:31.698
- My best friend forever

282
00:12:31.740 --> 00:12:33.618
unless he fucks my wife or something.

283
00:12:33.660 --> 00:12:34.998
- Oh. - Duh.

284
00:12:35.040 --> 00:12:38.268
- Kerry, this is Bat Them. It's non-binary.

285
00:12:38.310 --> 00:12:41.373
Spider it. And then we got OB2 Kenobi.

286
00:12:42.300 --> 00:12:44.238
- Hey, hey. Hands off the merchandise.

287
00:12:44.280 --> 00:12:46.368
If my other one comes up missing in the other room,

288
00:12:46.410 --> 00:12:48.198
I'm gonna know it's you, Brian.

289
00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:49.788
- This is Geraldo. (Kerry laughing)

290
00:12:49.830 --> 00:12:53.388
Uh, we got Larry Potter and Ryu from Street Fighter.

291
00:12:53.430 --> 00:12:56.472
Dude, I fucking love your karate costume.

292
00:12:56.514 --> 00:12:59.388
- It's Juujitsu. It's not a costume.

293
00:12:59.430 --> 00:13:01.128
I just got back from practice.

294
00:13:01.170 --> 00:13:01.961
- Oh.

295
00:13:02.003 --> 00:13:02.836
- Oh.

296
00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:05.778
- Dude, you can call 'em by their real names.

297
00:13:05.820 --> 00:13:07.878
No one's gonna sue you or anything.

298
00:13:07.920 --> 00:13:09.198
- Just in case.

299
00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:10.218
Here you go, bro.

300
00:13:10.260 --> 00:13:13.031
- Thank you, sir. I will pay you tomorrow.

301
00:13:13.073 --> 00:13:15.773
- Swear to me. - Come on, man.

302
00:13:15.815 --> 00:13:16.606
(Brian laughing)

303
00:13:16.648 --> 00:13:18.048
- My bad, my bad.

304
00:13:18.090 --> 00:13:20.118
- Hey, Geraldo. Do you partake any?

305
00:13:20.160 --> 00:13:21.768
- No, man, I'm good. I don't smoke.

306
00:13:21.810 --> 00:13:23.508
- You want to smoke the weed.

307
00:13:23.550 --> 00:13:25.458
- Who the fuck don't smoke?

308
00:13:25.500 --> 00:13:27.558
Come on, bro. Glizzy time.

309
00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:28.833
- What the fuck?

310
00:13:33.284 --> 00:13:37.649
(insects chirping) (bottle squirting)

311
00:13:37.691 --> 00:13:40.441
- You're gonna enjoy this wiener.

312
00:13:43.170 --> 00:13:46.003
(change rattling)

313
00:13:55.053 --> 00:13:56.658
Hey, hey, hey.

314
00:13:56.700 --> 00:13:59.334
Don't do dishes. Go to Doggylicious.

315
00:13:59.376 --> 00:14:01.400
- oh. (indistinct)

316
00:14:01.442 --> 00:14:02.542
what a fucking weirdo, man.

317
00:14:05.250 --> 00:14:07.638
Hello, my name is Kerry,

318
00:14:07.680 --> 00:14:10.938
but you may know me as Sir Glizzy 3000

319
00:14:10.980 --> 00:14:12.918
of the round glizzard table.

320
00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:13.751
- Bro.

321
00:14:13.793 --> 00:14:16.443
Get the fuck off of TokTik.

322
00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:19.443
- I smell a seed.

323
00:14:23.220 --> 00:14:24.011
- Aw nah, man.

324
00:14:24.053 --> 00:14:25.611
That's probably just this brick of Reggie.

325
00:14:25.653 --> 00:14:27.618
- Bro, where do you even get that shit at?

326
00:14:27.660 --> 00:14:30.198
I know I always ask you, but I'm just so curious.

327
00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:31.484
Where do you get that shit at?

328
00:14:31.526 --> 00:14:32.317
(Kerry laughing)

329
00:14:32.359 --> 00:14:33.213
- I have my ways.

330
00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:35.958
- Look man, you see this guy over there

331
00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.350
eating out of the trashcan?

332
00:14:39.300 --> 00:14:41.448
You see this guy over there eating out the trashcan?

333
00:14:41.490 --> 00:14:42.281
- Yeah.

334
00:14:42.323 --> 00:14:44.273
- That's gonna be you if you keep smoking Reggie.

335
00:14:45.330 --> 00:14:47.193
- Wait though, isn't that Donovan?

336
00:14:49.410 --> 00:14:52.210
- Why is Donovan eating hot yeetos out of the trash can?

337
00:14:53.460 --> 00:14:56.556
- Dude, you can say the name of the chips.

338
00:14:56.598 --> 00:14:57.431
- Come on.

339
00:15:00.687 --> 00:15:03.498
Hey bro, this might not be the best business strategy,

340
00:15:03.540 --> 00:15:06.588
but maybe you shouldn't spend all your money on weed

341
00:15:06.630 --> 00:15:09.108
if you gonna be eating food out the trash.

342
00:15:09.150 --> 00:15:11.738
- [Kerry] What the fuck! Ah.

343
00:15:11.780 --> 00:15:12.828
Damn it. - Kerry,

344
00:15:12.870 --> 00:15:14.607
get the fuck up, you fuck!

345
00:15:14.649 --> 00:15:15.440
(zombie growling)

346
00:15:15.482 --> 00:15:17.080
- What, what's wrong with you, man?

347
00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:19.748
Why you so close?

348
00:15:19.790 --> 00:15:21.468
Get off em!

349
00:15:21.510 --> 00:15:23.722
- [Brian] Donovan, you ain't allowed in my house no more!

350
00:15:23.764 --> 00:15:25.068
(zombie growling)

351
00:15:25.110 --> 00:15:26.598
Bro, let's go.

352
00:15:26.640 --> 00:15:29.058
- Can't man, that weed cost me $40.

353
00:15:29.100 --> 00:15:30.500
- I will give you some weed.

354
00:15:31.590 --> 00:15:33.318
- [Kerry] Looks like he's clearing up.

355
00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:34.773
- I will fucking leave you.

356
00:15:36.755 --> 00:15:38.055
- You wouldn't. - I will.

357
00:15:38.903 --> 00:15:41.653
(ominous music)

358
00:15:43.260 --> 00:15:44.093
Come on, man.

359
00:15:44.953 --> 00:15:46.086
(Kerry panting)

360
00:15:46.128 --> 00:15:47.988
(door thuds) (tone beeping)

361
00:15:48.030 --> 00:15:52.248
Bro. What the fuck was that?

362
00:15:52.290 --> 00:15:54.678
- I don't know. I don't know.

363
00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:57.108
I don't know, man.

364
00:15:57.150 --> 00:15:58.698
- You okay?

365
00:15:58.740 --> 00:16:01.083
- No! He took my weed.

366
00:16:02.730 --> 00:16:05.453
- He seemed to have hated
it just like everybody else too.

367
00:16:06.300 --> 00:16:07.700
- You don't understand, man.

368
00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:12.378
I really hated leaving Donovan like that.

369
00:16:12.420 --> 00:16:13.714
Hope he's okay.

370
00:16:13.756 --> 00:16:15.482
(ominous music)

371
00:16:15.524 --> 00:16:16.357
What the?

372
00:16:17.393 --> 00:16:18.774
(leaves crunching)

373
00:16:18.816 --> 00:16:20.127
The hell?

374
00:16:20.169 --> 00:16:21.760
(man yelling)

375
00:16:21.802 --> 00:16:25.286
(suspenseful music)

376
00:16:25.328 --> 00:16:27.240
(man groaning)

377
00:16:27.282 --> 00:16:29.532
- Yeah. I'm sure he's fine.

378
00:16:34.090 --> 00:16:37.694
- Man, I just don't fucking get it.

379
00:16:37.736 --> 00:16:38.569
Was there.

380
00:16:39.707 --> 00:16:42.124
(indistinct)

381
00:16:44.862 --> 00:16:46.945
He doesn't understand it.

382
00:16:48.046 --> 00:16:49.158
(indistinct)

383
00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:50.617
I can't understand.

384
00:16:52.070 --> 00:16:53.083
Wait.

385
00:16:53.125 --> 00:16:56.806
(suspenseful music) (heart thumping)

386
00:16:56.848 --> 00:16:57.681
No!

387
00:17:21.846 --> 00:17:22.679
No!

388
00:17:41.984 --> 00:17:42.843
- Bro, what the fuck?

389
00:17:42.885 --> 00:17:43.676
- Dude.

390
00:17:43.718 --> 00:17:44.683
- What?

391
00:17:44.725 --> 00:17:46.117
- Dude.

392
00:17:46.159 --> 00:17:47.088
- What?

393
00:17:47.130 --> 00:17:48.258
- It's the weed.

394
00:17:48.300 --> 00:17:49.668
- What's the weed?

395
00:17:49.710 --> 00:17:50.673
- Donovan!

396
00:17:53.550 --> 00:17:54.543
Give me this.

397
00:17:55.830 --> 00:17:57.078
- You're gonna have to pay for that.

398
00:17:57.120 --> 00:17:58.548
(lighter clicking)

399
00:17:58.590 --> 00:17:59.753
- [Kerry] Gimme that too.

400
00:18:01.508 --> 00:18:04.052
- What's his problem today? Man.

401
00:18:04.094 --> 00:18:05.684
Oh my God. Not right now.

402
00:18:05.726 --> 00:18:08.393
(phone buzzing)

403
00:18:11.850 --> 00:18:13.053
What, Jasmine?

404
00:18:14.130 --> 00:18:16.458
I'm gonna get you your money.

405
00:18:16.500 --> 00:18:19.398
Yes, you're in the movie. You're a huge plot point.

406
00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:20.688
You're the whole fucking reason

407
00:18:20.730 --> 00:18:23.388
I gotta get money in the first place.

408
00:18:23.430 --> 00:18:24.813
What is he fucking doing back there?

409
00:18:26.340 --> 00:18:28.728
No, I couldn't think of anything else.

410
00:18:28.770 --> 00:18:31.068
Okay, Jasmine, I'll get you your money, man.

411
00:18:31.110 --> 00:18:32.988
Leave me a alone.

412
00:18:33.030 --> 00:18:35.478
- There's definitely something wrong with this.

413
00:18:35.520 --> 00:18:37.008
- How so?

414
00:18:37.050 --> 00:18:40.699
- Well, a starter contains Myclobutanil, Emamectin

415
00:18:40.741 --> 00:18:44.298
abamenctin, atoxil, and spiramycin.

416
00:18:44.340 --> 00:18:47.658
And it's auto flower.

417
00:18:47.700 --> 00:18:50.000
- [Brian] I don't know what any of that means.

418
00:18:51.090 --> 00:18:54.198
- Yet it's your in fucking weed.

419
00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:55.848
Probably a bunch of other weed.

420
00:18:55.890 --> 00:18:57.340
Do you even know your source?

421
00:19:00.517 --> 00:19:01.818
(hands thud)

422
00:19:01.860 --> 00:19:04.788
It was your weed that turned Donovan into a zombie.

423
00:19:04.830 --> 00:19:06.168
- Bro, that is the craziest shit

424
00:19:06.210 --> 00:19:08.178
I've ever heard in my life.

425
00:19:08.220 --> 00:19:09.318
- You know how to find out.

426
00:19:09.360 --> 00:19:10.971
And that's why I can't legally own a parakeet

427
00:19:11.013 --> 00:19:12.268
in Indiana anymore.

428
00:19:12.310 --> 00:19:14.305
Well, at least till 2026.

429
00:19:14.347 --> 00:19:17.217
(upbeat music) (car whooshing)

430
00:19:17.259 --> 00:19:18.342
- [Kerry] Ah.

431
00:19:21.564 --> 00:19:24.322
♪ Big, big, big round white booty, yo ♪

432
00:19:24.364 --> 00:19:25.505
♪ Big round white booty ♪

433
00:19:25.547 --> 00:19:26.880
- You're going to jail.

434
00:19:26.922 --> 00:19:28.613
- Mm. What, man?

435
00:19:28.655 --> 00:19:29.808
- Don't what me.

436
00:19:29.850 --> 00:19:31.068
You know why I'm here.

437
00:19:31.110 --> 00:19:34.638
I want my fucking money or you're going to jail.

438
00:19:34.680 --> 00:19:36.228
- Look man, I got you.

439
00:19:36.270 --> 00:19:37.668
Let me make these couple plays

440
00:19:37.710 --> 00:19:39.467
and Batman's gonna gimme some money later.

441
00:19:39.509 --> 00:19:41.718
(Kerry snorting)

442
00:19:41.760 --> 00:19:42.981
- You trying to be fucking funny?

443
00:19:43.023 --> 00:19:43.908
(Brian sighing)

444
00:19:43.950 --> 00:19:45.528
What you got on you right now?

445
00:19:45.570 --> 00:19:47.343
- Not enough, man. Damn.

446
00:19:48.240 --> 00:19:49.338
Where's my kid at anyway?

447
00:19:49.380 --> 00:19:50.958
You leave him in this hot car?

448
00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:51.791
Can I see him?

449
00:19:51.833 --> 00:19:55.038
- [Jasmine] No. You can't see him, not till I get my money.

450
00:19:55.080 --> 00:19:57.078
And don't forget, if I don't give my money,

451
00:19:57.120 --> 00:19:58.413
you're going to jail.

452
00:19:59.966 --> 00:20:02.583
♪ Big, big, big round white booty, yo ♪

453
00:20:02.625 --> 00:20:03.565
♪ Big round white booty ♪

454
00:20:03.607 --> 00:20:04.398
♪ Oh my ♪

455
00:20:04.440 --> 00:20:06.335
♪ Big round white booty ♪

456
00:20:06.377 --> 00:20:07.261
♪ Big round white booty ♪

457
00:20:07.303 --> 00:20:08.964
♪ She got a big round white booty ♪

458
00:20:09.006 --> 00:20:10.761
(door thuds and engine cranks)

459
00:20:10.803 --> 00:20:13.553
(engine roaring)

460
00:20:15.210 --> 00:20:17.658
- When's the last time you even seen your kid anyway, man?

461
00:20:17.700 --> 00:20:18.618
- Never.

462
00:20:18.660 --> 00:20:21.468
Never, not one time have I seen this kid.

463
00:20:21.510 --> 00:20:24.408
It's like I don't even know if it's real sometimes.

464
00:20:24.450 --> 00:20:25.758
I, I feel like she just got fat

465
00:20:25.800 --> 00:20:26.754
and was like, "I'm pregnant."

466
00:20:26.796 --> 00:20:28.892
(birds chirping)

467
00:20:28.934 --> 00:20:31.848
- Then why you still gonna give her money then?

468
00:20:31.890 --> 00:20:33.840
- Bro, has the Reggie fried your brain?

469
00:20:35.250 --> 00:20:37.908
I don't want to go to jail. Duh!

470
00:20:37.950 --> 00:20:39.150
It's like you don't fuckin listen, or something

471
00:20:39.192 --> 00:20:42.248
- I don't wanna go to jail..

472
00:20:42.290 --> 00:20:45.040
(engine roaring)

473
00:20:47.430 --> 00:20:48.263
Wait.

474
00:20:49.665 --> 00:20:51.438
- Aw, you think there's gonna

475
00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:54.433
be zombies in there. (laughing)

476
00:20:54.475 --> 00:20:55.881
(Brian growling)

477
00:20:55.923 --> 00:20:57.678
(Kerry sighing)

478
00:20:57.720 --> 00:20:59.753
All right, bro, you ready to be wrong again?

479
00:21:03.208 --> 00:21:07.208
(zombies munching and growling)

480
00:21:11.460 --> 00:21:13.728
See, bro, told you wasn't nothing wrong with 'em.

481
00:21:13.770 --> 00:21:15.018
Always tripping, man.

482
00:21:15.060 --> 00:21:17.118
- I don't know, man. Look kind of fishy.

483
00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:18.513
I would check again.

484
00:21:21.415 --> 00:21:23.714
(zombies growling)

485
00:21:23.756 --> 00:21:26.506
(dramatic music)

486
00:21:37.080 --> 00:21:40.831
- Dude, you might be right for once in your fucking life.

487
00:21:40.873 --> 00:21:42.123
What the fuck, dude?

488
00:21:44.128 --> 00:21:45.948
(Kerry farting)

489
00:21:45.990 --> 00:21:48.494
Bro, did you just fucking fart?

490
00:21:48.536 --> 00:21:50.814
Ugh. It smells like mustard.

491
00:21:50.856 --> 00:21:52.971
- I love mustard.

492
00:21:53.013 --> 00:21:55.399
(dramatic music)

493
00:21:55.441 --> 00:21:59.044
(zombies growling)

494
00:21:59.086 --> 00:22:02.285
- He heard you, he heard you. Come on.

495
00:22:02.327 --> 00:22:03.125
(keys thud)

496
00:22:03.167 --> 00:22:05.917
(dramatic music)

497
00:22:08.817 --> 00:22:10.125
Bro.

498
00:22:10.167 --> 00:22:12.318
I dropped my fucking keys back here

499
00:22:12.360 --> 00:22:13.848
but the jiujitsu zombie's coming.

500
00:22:13.890 --> 00:22:15.588
I gotta go get 'em.

501
00:22:15.630 --> 00:22:16.848
- Dude.

502
00:22:16.890 --> 00:22:20.958
Trust me, you do not wanna fight a jiujitsu zombie.

503
00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:22.308
- Bro, he's a zombie.

504
00:22:22.350 --> 00:22:24.018
It's not like he's gonna remember jiujitsu.

505
00:22:24.060 --> 00:22:25.337
I'll be right back. I can outrun him.

506
00:22:25.379 --> 00:22:26.212
Trust me.

507
00:22:28.231 --> 00:22:30.648
(hand thuds)

508
00:22:31.738 --> 00:22:34.488
(Kerry grunting)

509
00:22:37.649 --> 00:22:40.959
He remembers! He fucking remembers!

510
00:22:41.001 --> 00:22:43.570
(zombie growling)

511
00:22:43.612 --> 00:22:44.423
- [Kerry] Shit.

512
00:22:44.465 --> 00:22:46.225
(dramatic music)

513
00:22:46.267 --> 00:22:47.100
Shit.

514
00:22:50.383 --> 00:22:52.712
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

515
00:22:52.754 --> 00:22:54.807
Uh, uh. I don't know.

516
00:22:54.849 --> 00:22:55.682
Other way.

517
00:22:57.314 --> 00:22:58.897
Ah. Find something.

518
00:23:02.527 --> 00:23:05.277
(arm scratching)

519
00:23:07.789 --> 00:23:10.693
(item thuds)

520
00:23:10.735 --> 00:23:13.447
(hand slaps)

521
00:23:13.489 --> 00:23:17.072
(dramatic music continues)

522
00:23:17.914 --> 00:23:19.788
(zombie growling)

523
00:23:19.830 --> 00:23:22.497
(door creaking)

524
00:23:24.081 --> 00:23:26.332
(suspenseful music)

525
00:23:26.374 --> 00:23:27.974
(extinguisher hissing) (zombie groaning)

526
00:23:28.016 --> 00:23:29.346
- What the fuck? What the fuck?

527
00:23:29.388 --> 00:23:31.368
What the fuck? What the fuck?

528
00:23:31.410 --> 00:23:34.158
- Well, there goes our rating.

529
00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:35.568
- What?

530
00:23:35.610 --> 00:23:36.528
- I tried to tell you something

531
00:23:36.570 --> 00:23:38.718
about that weed was unnatural.

532
00:23:38.760 --> 00:23:39.798
- What the fuck am I gonna do?

533
00:23:39.840 --> 00:23:41.778
I spent all my money on that weed.

534
00:23:41.820 --> 00:23:42.611
- I don't know.

535
00:23:42.653 --> 00:23:45.498
But we gotta do something to help those guys too.

536
00:23:45.540 --> 00:23:47.163
- Them dudes is already gone.

537
00:23:48.360 --> 00:23:50.247
- We gotta do something.

538
00:23:50.289 --> 00:23:53.122
(birds chirping)

539
00:23:57.660 --> 00:23:59.851
- Sitting here ain't going to do nothing. Come on, man.

540
00:23:59.893 --> 00:24:02.806
(soft music)

541
00:24:02.848 --> 00:24:04.908
(door creaks and clicks)

542
00:24:04.950 --> 00:24:07.263
Man. What the fuck am I gonna do?

543
00:24:08.280 --> 00:24:09.228
- Yeah, man.

544
00:24:09.270 --> 00:24:12.615
How we gonna save those
people you turned into zombies?

545
00:24:12.657 --> 00:24:14.718
- Man, I don't give a about them people.

546
00:24:14.760 --> 00:24:17.841
I gotta find a way to make
some money so I don't go to jail.

547
00:24:17.883 --> 00:24:20.768
(bong bubbling)

548
00:24:20.810 --> 00:24:23.238
- Is that all you care about?

549
00:24:23.280 --> 00:24:24.774
You literally turned these people into zombies.

550
00:24:24.816 --> 00:24:27.378
You're not gonna do anything about it?

551
00:24:27.420 --> 00:24:29.283
- No, I'm not.

552
00:24:31.474 --> 00:24:35.000
(lighter clicking)

553
00:24:35.042 --> 00:24:37.709
(bong bubbling)

554
00:24:53.700 --> 00:24:55.021
- You know, (exhaling)

555
00:24:55.063 --> 00:24:56.808
I didn't wanna resort to this,

556
00:24:56.850 --> 00:24:58.200
but you're forcing my hand.

557
00:25:05.070 --> 00:25:07.920
- Hey bro, you think I'll make any money on Only Heaters?

558
00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:12.464
- So what we have in our hands are marijuambies.

559
00:25:12.506 --> 00:25:13.968
(soft music)

560
00:25:14.010 --> 00:25:15.438
What are marijuambies you ask?

561
00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:17.351
- N-no, I didn't.

562
00:25:17.393 --> 00:25:18.588
(paper rustling)

563
00:25:18.630 --> 00:25:23.448
- Marijuana plus zombies equals marijuambies.

564
00:25:23.490 --> 00:25:24.783
Now what do zombies do?

565
00:25:26.130 --> 00:25:27.498
They eat.

566
00:25:27.540 --> 00:25:30.078
In most cases, it's brains.

567
00:25:30.120 --> 00:25:33.005
But in our case, it's lungs.

568
00:25:33.047 --> 00:25:34.721
- Did, did you just make this?

569
00:25:34.763 --> 00:25:36.483
- What do zombies don't do?

570
00:25:37.724 --> 00:25:38.695
(paper rustling)

571
00:25:38.737 --> 00:25:40.353
They don't use toilets.

572
00:25:41.280 --> 00:25:42.798
Yeah.

573
00:25:42.840 --> 00:25:45.640
So if they're not using
toilets and eating all the time,

574
00:25:46.590 --> 00:25:49.420
that means they're always shitting themselves over

575
00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:53.508
and over (paper rustling)

576
00:25:53.550 --> 00:25:57.634
and over again until the shit explodes!

577
00:25:57.676 --> 00:25:59.508
(explosion booming)

578
00:25:59.550 --> 00:26:03.108
Covering the whole earth, creating a shit smog

579
00:26:03.150 --> 00:26:05.358
that expands throughout the atmosphere,

580
00:26:05.400 --> 00:26:09.363
blocking all sunlight and
ending all life as we know it.

581
00:26:12.390 --> 00:26:13.223
So,

582
00:26:15.360 --> 00:26:16.520
what do you say,

583
00:26:18.520 --> 00:26:19.353
bud?

584
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:25.683
- Well, when you put it that way,

585
00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:27.833
no!

586
00:26:29.070 --> 00:26:30.978
None of them people were ever there for me.

587
00:26:31.020 --> 00:26:35.028
Look, when I had nobody, I had nobody.

588
00:26:35.070 --> 00:26:37.818
When I didn't graduate high school,

589
00:26:37.860 --> 00:26:39.378
I had nobody.

590
00:26:39.420 --> 00:26:41.283
When I had my first kid even.

591
00:26:42.300 --> 00:26:43.551
The bitch wants to throw me in fucking jail

592
00:26:43.593 --> 00:26:44.928
for child support.

593
00:26:44.970 --> 00:26:46.668
- You're the one that sold 'em the weed

594
00:26:46.710 --> 00:26:48.018
in the first place.

595
00:26:48.060 --> 00:26:48.978
- Bro, I ain't know it was gonna

596
00:26:49.020 --> 00:26:50.568
turn 'em into marijuambies.

597
00:26:50.610 --> 00:26:52.338
That shit is outta my control.

598
00:26:52.380 --> 00:26:54.978
- There is gonna be shit everywhere

599
00:26:55.020 --> 00:26:56.808
and it's gonna be on you.

600
00:26:56.850 --> 00:26:59.178
- [Brian] Ain't nobody shitting on me.

601
00:26:59.220 --> 00:27:01.428
- [Kerry] Fine. I'll do it myself.

602
00:27:01.470 --> 00:27:04.270
- Okay, Thanos. Lemme know how that goes for you.

603
00:27:04.312 --> 00:27:05.568
- Thanos?

604
00:27:05.610 --> 00:27:08.028
- Yeah, you know, from the MCU.

605
00:27:08.070 --> 00:27:08.868
At the end of "Age of Ultron",

606
00:27:08.910 --> 00:27:12.618
Thanos came in and was like, "Fine, I'll do it myself."

607
00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:14.598
Which made no fucking sense to the story

608
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:16.158
'cause Tony Stark and Bruce Banner

609
00:27:16.200 --> 00:27:17.538
were the ones that made Ultron,

610
00:27:17.580 --> 00:27:20.058
and Thanos had nothing to fucking do with it.

611
00:27:20.100 --> 00:27:23.711
- The MCU is dying. Let it go.

612
00:27:23.753 --> 00:27:26.170
(soft music)

613
00:27:28.806 --> 00:27:31.223
(door thuds)

614
00:27:32.760 --> 00:27:33.593
Gosh, man.

615
00:27:35.535 --> 00:27:37.992
(birds chirping)

616
00:27:38.034 --> 00:27:40.867
(Kerry whistling)

617
00:27:42.164 --> 00:27:43.698
(door clicks)

618
00:27:43.740 --> 00:27:47.183
Ah, fuck. Forgot to clean out my car again.

619
00:27:54.512 --> 00:27:56.442
(bag rustling)

620
00:27:56.484 --> 00:27:58.901
(lid clicks)

621
00:28:04.331 --> 00:28:07.164
(papers rustling)

622
00:28:11.210 --> 00:28:13.877
(foil rustling)

623
00:28:15.595 --> 00:28:18.428
(switch clicking)

624
00:28:19.940 --> 00:28:23.190
(leaf blower rustling)

625
00:28:25.018 --> 00:28:28.185
(gold club whooshing)

626
00:28:33.340 --> 00:28:36.340
(animal screeching)

627
00:28:40.321 --> 00:28:43.071
(metal clanking)

628
00:28:45.825 --> 00:28:46.616
(door thuds)

629
00:28:46.658 --> 00:28:49.491
(engine whirring)

630
00:29:01.579 --> 00:29:05.092
- [Gary] Welcome to another segment of "Shit Happened."

631
00:29:05.134 --> 00:29:07.971
I'm your host Gary Dumpler.

632
00:29:08.013 --> 00:29:11.470
Have you wanted to leave your
friend to fight zombies alone-

633
00:29:12.473 --> 00:29:14.671
(engine whirring)

634
00:29:14.713 --> 00:29:16.911
- What do zombies don't do?

635
00:29:16.953 --> 00:29:19.308
They don't use toilets.

636
00:29:19.350 --> 00:29:20.808
So if they're not using toilets

637
00:29:20.850 --> 00:29:23.238
and eating all the time,

638
00:29:23.280 --> 00:29:25.458
that means they're always shitting themselves

639
00:29:25.500 --> 00:29:29.130
over and over again

640
00:29:30.510 --> 00:29:32.433
until the shit explodes!

641
00:29:34.926 --> 00:29:37.593
(air whooshing)

642
00:29:38.670 --> 00:29:40.521
(birds chirping)

643
00:29:40.563 --> 00:29:43.063
(car roaring)

644
00:29:46.080 --> 00:29:49.587
(engine cranking)

645
00:29:49.629 --> 00:29:51.574
(engine whirring)

646
00:29:51.616 --> 00:29:54.366
(dramatic music)

647
00:29:56.384 --> 00:29:58.248
Come.

648
00:29:58.290 --> 00:30:01.455
Feed on my flesh you stoner zombie fuckers!

649
00:30:01.497 --> 00:30:03.631
(shirt tearing)

650
00:30:03.673 --> 00:30:06.340
(air whooshing)

651
00:30:08.017 --> 00:30:12.563
uhhh.

652
00:30:12.605 --> 00:30:14.298
- Bro, what the fuck are you doing?

653
00:30:14.340 --> 00:30:17.208
- Dude, I'm the cure.

654
00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:18.678
- The what?

655
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:19.818
- The cure.

656
00:30:19.860 --> 00:30:21.198
Remember when Donovan got on top of me,

657
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:22.338
he was trying to eat at me

658
00:30:22.380 --> 00:30:24.288
and then he was healing up instantly?

659
00:30:24.330 --> 00:30:26.673
- You mean when he got your bunk ass weed?

660
00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:30.648
- [Both] Reggie's the cure.

661
00:30:30.690 --> 00:30:33.918
- You gotta be fucking kidding me. (chuckles)

662
00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:35.058
I guess you finally get to show me

663
00:30:35.100 --> 00:30:36.678
where you get this shit, huh?

664
00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:38.988
- I do indeed. - You're loving this.

665
00:30:39.030 --> 00:30:41.064
- Yeah. (laughing)

666
00:30:41.106 --> 00:30:43.939
(birds chirping)

667
00:30:47.168 --> 00:30:49.918
(feet crunching)

668
00:30:57.150 --> 00:30:59.478
So what made you come back anyways?

669
00:30:59.520 --> 00:31:01.713
- I didn't want you to fight alone. Duh.

670
00:31:03.510 --> 00:31:05.937
- It was the poop, wasn't it? (laughing)

671
00:31:05.979 --> 00:31:07.314
(insect buzzing)

672
00:31:07.356 --> 00:31:08.688
- Man, how did I know you was gonna have me

673
00:31:08.730 --> 00:31:10.653
in some weird ass place like this?

674
00:31:11.550 --> 00:31:12.558
What we gonna do anyway?

675
00:31:12.600 --> 00:31:15.438
Go to the middle of the fucking woods, do a seance,

676
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:17.358
and some magical guy with dirty feet

677
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:19.728
brings us some grade F fucking brick weed

678
00:31:19.770 --> 00:31:21.648
we can build a skyscraper with?

679
00:31:21.690 --> 00:31:23.743
- You've been here before?

680
00:31:23.785 --> 00:31:24.576
- Say you lying.

681
00:31:24.618 --> 00:31:25.711
(Kerry laughing)

682
00:31:25.753 --> 00:31:27.558
Say you lying, bro.

683
00:31:27.600 --> 00:31:28.391
Bro.

684
00:31:28.433 --> 00:31:31.150
(birds chirping)

685
00:31:32.430 --> 00:31:33.828
- This is it.

686
00:31:33.870 --> 00:31:35.313
This is the place.

687
00:31:37.230 --> 00:31:38.388
Grab a seat over there.

688
00:31:38.430 --> 00:31:39.480
Let me handle this.

689
00:31:41.948 --> 00:31:42.739
(crow cawing)

690
00:31:42.781 --> 00:31:44.876
(upbeat music)

691
00:31:44.918 --> 00:31:47.668
(insect buzzing)

692
00:31:48.892 --> 00:31:50.064
(zipper whirring)

693
00:31:50.106 --> 00:31:52.359
♪ Seems like everywhere ♪

694
00:31:52.401 --> 00:31:55.068
(spray hissing)

695
00:31:56.113 --> 00:31:59.365
(insects buzzing)

696
00:31:59.407 --> 00:32:02.066
♪ it don't slow down, no ♪

697
00:32:02.108 --> 00:32:06.155
♪ Time's ticking and it won't slow down for no man ♪

698
00:32:06.197 --> 00:32:08.543
♪ Time's ticking and it won't slow down, no ♪

699
00:32:08.585 --> 00:32:13.585
(insects buzzing) (swatter whooshing)

700
00:32:13.875 --> 00:32:15.858
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

701
00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:17.831
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪

702
00:32:17.873 --> 00:32:19.430
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪

703
00:32:19.472 --> 00:32:21.964
(lighter clicking)

704
00:32:22.006 --> 00:32:23.570
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

705
00:32:23.612 --> 00:32:24.648
- [Kerry] This lighter's not working.

706
00:32:24.690 --> 00:32:25.481
Somebody, somebody grab a lighter,

707
00:32:25.523 --> 00:32:26.314
grab another lighter.

708
00:32:26.356 --> 00:32:27.390
Hurry. Hurry - Lighter.

709
00:32:28.300 --> 00:32:29.091
(upbeat music)

710
00:32:29.133 --> 00:32:30.041
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪

711
00:32:30.083 --> 00:32:32.662
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪

712
00:32:32.704 --> 00:32:35.029
- [Kerry] Yep. That should do it.

713
00:32:35.071 --> 00:32:39.408
(soft music) (birds chirping)

714
00:32:39.450 --> 00:32:42.915
- You have got to be fucking kidding me.

715
00:32:42.957 --> 00:32:44.957
Is that a middle finger?

716
00:32:47.353 --> 00:32:50.020
(air whooshing)

717
00:33:04.461 --> 00:33:06.878
(soft music)

718
00:33:08.340 --> 00:33:10.578
- Hey man, I wouldn't lay there if I was you.

719
00:33:10.620 --> 00:33:12.798
There were some homeless
people having sex there earlier

720
00:33:12.840 --> 00:33:14.868
and it was messy.

721
00:33:14.910 --> 00:33:16.163
One guy was even using a cane.

722
00:33:16.205 --> 00:33:18.258
- [Brian] Oh man. Spare me the details.

723
00:33:18.300 --> 00:33:20.208
- Kerry.

724
00:33:20.250 --> 00:33:22.128
You here for another half pound?

725
00:33:22.170 --> 00:33:23.658
90 bucks.

726
00:33:23.700 --> 00:33:26.208
- Might need a little more this time.

727
00:33:26.250 --> 00:33:27.828
- You're just in luck.

728
00:33:27.870 --> 00:33:29.538
I just harvested a new strand

729
00:33:29.580 --> 00:33:32.301
and it barely smells like cat piss.

730
00:33:32.343 --> 00:33:34.818
- You, you gotta be kidding me.

731
00:33:34.860 --> 00:33:36.468
- What are you making some butter?

732
00:33:36.510 --> 00:33:37.908
Why so much more?

733
00:33:37.950 --> 00:33:39.738
- Uh, zombies actually, we're fighting zombies.

734
00:33:39.780 --> 00:33:41.088
Reggie's the cure.

735
00:33:41.130 --> 00:33:42.408
- Zombies?

736
00:33:42.450 --> 00:33:45.138
- [Kerry] Yeah, Brian got some weed from this, uh,

737
00:33:45.180 --> 00:33:46.458
big ass weed corporation

738
00:33:46.500 --> 00:33:49.458
and everyone who smokes it turns into zombies.

739
00:33:49.500 --> 00:33:52.368
- You, uh, have some of this with you?

740
00:33:52.410 --> 00:33:54.008
- Yeah, I got some.

741
00:33:54.050 --> 00:33:59.050
(ominous music) (bag rustling)

742
00:34:00.870 --> 00:34:02.273
- [Grand Master] This is bad.

743
00:34:08.220 --> 00:34:10.008
- Ay, you gonna pay for that?

744
00:34:10.050 --> 00:34:10.885
Well, I'm gonna go to jail

745
00:34:10.927 --> 00:34:12.288
if I don't get some money for that.

746
00:34:12.330 --> 00:34:14.298
I thought you was gonna ask him for help.

747
00:34:14.340 --> 00:34:15.265
- I never seen him act like that.

748
00:34:15.307 --> 00:34:16.925
It's like he scared of something.

749
00:34:16.967 --> 00:34:19.717
(Brian scoffing)

750
00:34:21.733 --> 00:34:23.478
(door clicking)

751
00:34:23.520 --> 00:34:24.353
- [Brian] Hello?

752
00:34:26.160 --> 00:34:28.428
- [Machine] This is a prepaid correct call from...

753
00:34:28.470 --> 00:34:29.261
- Donovan.

754
00:34:29.303 --> 00:34:31.108
- [Machine] To accept charges, press one.

755
00:34:31.150 --> 00:34:32.358
(phone beeps)

756
00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:34.251
- What's up, Donovan?

757
00:34:34.293 --> 00:34:36.591
- [Donovan] I'm in jail and I don't know how I got here.

758
00:34:36.633 --> 00:34:38.611
- Hey man, gimme a threeway. - Ain't giving you nothing.

759
00:34:38.653 --> 00:34:40.222
- [Prisoner] If you don't gimme that goddamn threeway-

760
00:34:40.264 --> 00:34:41.658
- [Donovan] Get the fuck off.

761
00:34:41.700 --> 00:34:43.158
Hey, get off me, man. (phone beeps)

762
00:34:43.200 --> 00:34:45.198
- So Donovan, how is he?

763
00:34:45.240 --> 00:34:46.428
Is he okay?

764
00:34:46.470 --> 00:34:47.261
- He's cool.

765
00:34:47.303 --> 00:34:49.158
Look man, I've been thinking if we're gonna fight

766
00:34:49.200 --> 00:34:52.248
some zombies, I think we need a team.

767
00:34:52.290 --> 00:34:55.368
Who we gonna call, the Ghostbusters or something?

768
00:34:55.410 --> 00:34:57.618
- Nah, no, couldn't be Ghostbusters.

769
00:34:57.660 --> 00:34:59.660
They only deal with ghosts, not zombies.

770
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:03.648
- The point is we ain't got nobody to call.

771
00:35:03.690 --> 00:35:05.451
- [Kerry] I got some friends.

772
00:35:05.493 --> 00:35:06.541
- Who?

773
00:35:06.583 --> 00:35:08.306
(doorbell ringing)

774
00:35:08.348 --> 00:35:10.670
The timing is incredible.

775
00:35:12.309 --> 00:35:14.928
(door clicking)

776
00:35:14.970 --> 00:35:16.368
- Like Steve.

777
00:35:16.410 --> 00:35:18.468
Hey Steve, wanna help us fight some zombies?

778
00:35:18.510 --> 00:35:19.301
- Sure, man.

779
00:35:19.343 --> 00:35:22.518
- Uh.

780
00:35:22.560 --> 00:35:23.958
Kerry's gonna have to call you back.

781
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:26.136
We, we got a couple things we gotta discuss.

782
00:35:26.178 --> 00:35:28.391
- I don't even know why I'm here, man.

783
00:35:28.433 --> 00:35:29.538
(door thuds)

784
00:35:29.580 --> 00:35:31.218
- Bro, Steve could've helped us.

785
00:35:31.260 --> 00:35:34.062
- Steve needs to help himself to a self-care routine.

786
00:35:34.104 --> 00:35:35.118
(Kerry laughing)

787
00:35:35.160 --> 00:35:36.738
- [Kerry] Well.

788
00:35:36.780 --> 00:35:39.438
- Your suggestion was somebody like Steve.

789
00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:41.163
- Oh, and yours is a lot better?

790
00:35:42.090 --> 00:35:44.118
- Bro, I'd have to be one desperate mother fucker

791
00:35:44.160 --> 00:35:45.760
to fight zombies with that dude.

792
00:35:47.490 --> 00:35:49.188
- Anyways, we need some supplies

793
00:35:49.230 --> 00:35:51.468
so I can make these weed weapons.

794
00:35:51.510 --> 00:35:55.758
- Weed weapons. We're going to fucking die.

795
00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:57.768
Just hurry up so we can go, man.

796
00:35:57.810 --> 00:35:58.643
- [Kerry] Yep.

797
00:36:02.264 --> 00:36:03.055
- Bro.

798
00:36:03.097 --> 00:36:04.820
(doors thud)

799
00:36:04.862 --> 00:36:07.098
I cannot believe we have to deal with zombies.

800
00:36:07.140 --> 00:36:09.693
I feel like we're in like a B-rated zombie movie.

801
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:13.196
I don't even like zombies.

802
00:36:13.238 --> 00:36:14.178
(Kerry laughing)

803
00:36:14.220 --> 00:36:15.078
- Say zombies again.

804
00:36:15.120 --> 00:36:15.953
- Shut up.

805
00:36:17.457 --> 00:36:21.588
- No, but for real, zombie movies are top tier gold.

806
00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:22.938
One time I seen this zombie movie,

807
00:36:22.980 --> 00:36:25.196
it was called "Zombie Strippers."

808
00:36:25.238 --> 00:36:26.029
- Oh-ho.

809
00:36:26.071 --> 00:36:27.648
- Guess it was about?

810
00:36:27.690 --> 00:36:29.028
Zombie strippers.

811
00:36:29.070 --> 00:36:30.218
- Well, no shit. - Yeah, shit.

812
00:36:30.260 --> 00:36:33.228
Yeah, they were twerking everything. Cool as shit.

813
00:36:33.270 --> 00:36:35.327
That's what this movie needs, zombie strippers.

814
00:36:35.369 --> 00:36:38.187
(body thuds)

815
00:36:38.229 --> 00:36:40.053
(gear clicks)

816
00:36:40.095 --> 00:36:42.048
- Bro, you know we can't afford that shit.

817
00:36:42.090 --> 00:36:42.962
- [Kerry] True.

818
00:36:43.004 --> 00:36:48.004
(suspenseful music) (engine whirring)

819
00:36:51.990 --> 00:36:53.118
- [Brian] Hey bro, ain't that that van

820
00:36:53.160 --> 00:36:55.353
that delivered the poison weed to me today?

821
00:36:56.520 --> 00:36:58.008
- Man, it is.

822
00:36:58.050 --> 00:37:01.158
We should go talk to him. I bet he's got some answers.

823
00:37:01.200 --> 00:37:04.838
- I don't necessarily think we need to go talk to him.

824
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:06.993
- Well, why's your voice cracking?

825
00:37:08.340 --> 00:37:10.968
- It's not. (Kerry laughing)

826
00:37:11.010 --> 00:37:12.978
- Man, pull over here. I'll go talk to him.

827
00:37:13.020 --> 00:37:15.948
I bet he is a cool guy delivering weed all day.

828
00:37:15.990 --> 00:37:17.763
- You gonna go talk to him, not me.

829
00:37:18.812 --> 00:37:21.645
(engine whirring)

830
00:37:24.571 --> 00:37:27.654
(suspenseful music)

831
00:37:36.542 --> 00:37:39.198
(door clicks)

832
00:37:39.240 --> 00:37:40.428
- Huh.

833
00:37:40.470 --> 00:37:42.554
Bro, there ain't nothing in here.

834
00:37:42.596 --> 00:37:43.387
(ominous music)

835
00:37:43.429 --> 00:37:45.356
(zombie growling)

836
00:37:45.398 --> 00:37:47.412
(Kerry grunting)

837
00:37:47.454 --> 00:37:49.986
Brian! (grunting)

838
00:37:50.028 --> 00:37:50.945
Brian help!

839
00:37:52.813 --> 00:37:55.128
There's a, ah, there's a piece of Reggie joint

840
00:37:55.170 --> 00:37:56.478
in the ashtray!

841
00:37:56.520 --> 00:37:57.763
Grab it.

842
00:37:57.805 --> 00:37:58.949
You can cure him!

843
00:37:58.991 --> 00:38:00.901
(zombie growling)

844
00:38:00.943 --> 00:38:03.816
(Kerry screaming)

845
00:38:03.858 --> 00:38:07.530
(zombie growling) (Kerry grunting)

846
00:38:07.572 --> 00:38:08.405
Help!

847
00:38:09.561 --> 00:38:14.561
Hey! (grunting)

848
00:38:14.777 --> 00:38:15.990
(zombie screeching)

849
00:38:16.032 --> 00:38:18.782
(Brian grunting)

850
00:38:22.180 --> 00:38:23.223
- Fuck. Brian.

851
00:38:24.120 --> 00:38:24.911
Brian!

852
00:38:24.953 --> 00:38:26.748
(solemn music)

853
00:38:26.790 --> 00:38:27.623
Buddy.

854
00:38:28.560 --> 00:38:30.510
Bud. (sobbing)

855
00:38:30.552 --> 00:38:31.385
No.

856
00:38:33.252 --> 00:38:33.852
No!

857
00:38:41.048 --> 00:38:42.847
- Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.

858
00:38:44.100 --> 00:38:45.648
- Nice.

859
00:38:45.690 --> 00:38:46.523
You're cool.

860
00:38:48.390 --> 00:38:50.549
Hey, looks like he's clearing up.

861
00:38:50.591 --> 00:38:52.458
You want me to talk to him?

862
00:38:52.500 --> 00:38:54.753
- Let's, let's tie him up before he wakes up.

863
00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:58.248
- [Kerry] You don't wanna talk to him while he's awake?

864
00:38:58.290 --> 00:38:59.955
- Bro, let's just fucking tie him up

865
00:38:59.997 --> 00:39:01.518
and then we'll talk to him, okay?

866
00:39:01.560 --> 00:39:02.868
I just want him tied up.

867
00:39:02.910 --> 00:39:04.248
- [Kerry] Tie him up?

868
00:39:04.290 --> 00:39:06.048
- You asking too many questions.

869
00:39:06.090 --> 00:39:08.178
Take the van. I'll take the car.

870
00:39:08.220 --> 00:39:09.566
We'll meet back at the house. Okay?

871
00:39:09.608 --> 00:39:10.698
- [Kerry] (sighing) Fine.

872
00:39:10.740 --> 00:39:11.531
All right.

873
00:39:11.573 --> 00:39:12.438
(hands slapping)

874
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:13.504
- [Both] Break.

875
00:39:13.546 --> 00:39:16.296
(ominous music)

876
00:39:28.560 --> 00:39:30.048
- Is he secure?

877
00:39:30.090 --> 00:39:32.673
- Three days, Boy Scouts. He's secure.

878
00:39:34.740 --> 00:39:36.048
- You've got some explaining to do,

879
00:39:36.090 --> 00:39:39.394
you maggot filthy piece of East 10th Street shit.

880
00:39:39.436 --> 00:39:41.768
(hand slaps)

881
00:39:41.810 --> 00:39:43.346
(man gasping)

882
00:39:43.388 --> 00:39:44.276
- What the the fuck? (indistinct)

883
00:39:44.318 --> 00:39:45.109
What the fuck?

884
00:39:45.151 --> 00:39:47.073
Why am I, why am I tied up?

885
00:39:48.033 --> 00:39:51.311
Ow did someone fucking smack me?

886
00:39:51.353 --> 00:39:52.605
- I did.

887
00:39:52.647 --> 00:39:55.293
- You? (grunting)

888
00:39:55.335 --> 00:39:58.335
(suspenseful music)

889
00:39:59.310 --> 00:40:00.588
- Let's get to the point.

890
00:40:00.630 --> 00:40:01.820
Why did you poison my weed?

891
00:40:01.862 --> 00:40:03.108
(hand slaps)

892
00:40:03.150 --> 00:40:04.904
Why did you turn them people into zombies?

893
00:40:04.946 --> 00:40:05.778
(hand slaps)

894
00:40:05.820 --> 00:40:07.638
And most importantly, (hand slaps)

895
00:40:07.680 --> 00:40:08.909
why did you pinch my shit?

896
00:40:08.951 --> 00:40:09.742
(hand slaps)

897
00:40:09.784 --> 00:40:12.408
(man grunting and coughing)

898
00:40:12.450 --> 00:40:14.018
- Sorry about my friend here.

899
00:40:14.060 --> 00:40:16.398
He could be a little hotheaded.

900
00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:18.558
Now just tell us why you poisoned the weed

901
00:40:18.600 --> 00:40:19.938
and we'll get you outta here.

902
00:40:19.980 --> 00:40:21.228
- Why poison the weed?

903
00:40:21.270 --> 00:40:22.061
I smoked the weed.

904
00:40:22.103 --> 00:40:23.718
Why the fuck would I poison myself?

905
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:24.585
- [Brian] So you did pinch my my shit?

906
00:40:24.627 --> 00:40:26.418
- No, no, no! - Oh!

907
00:40:26.460 --> 00:40:27.293
Oh.

908
00:40:29.070 --> 00:40:30.528
Wait. So who did poison the weed?

909
00:40:30.570 --> 00:40:32.178
- I dunno, man.

910
00:40:32.220 --> 00:40:34.488
I've just been doing this for a couple fucking weeks.

911
00:40:34.530 --> 00:40:36.708
I go to the cornfield, the middle of fucking nowhere,

912
00:40:36.750 --> 00:40:40.173
pick some boxes up, drop some
boxes off, no questions asked.

913
00:40:41.250 --> 00:40:42.450
- Can you take us there?

914
00:40:44.850 --> 00:40:46.345
- Can you untie me?

915
00:40:46.387 --> 00:40:50.738
(suspenseful music continues)

916
00:40:50.780 --> 00:40:52.190
- We can't untie him.

917
00:40:52.232 --> 00:40:55.521
He's gonna know where we live.

918
00:40:55.563 --> 00:40:56.778
- Good point.

919
00:40:56.820 --> 00:41:00.258
Look, we can't untie you.

920
00:41:00.300 --> 00:41:02.968
Uh, we also have to blindfold you

921
00:41:03.010 --> 00:41:05.058
until we get to where we're going

922
00:41:05.100 --> 00:41:07.773
so you don't know where we're at.

923
00:41:09.060 --> 00:41:09.851
- I know where you're at.

924
00:41:09.893 --> 00:41:12.198
I've delivered the packages here.

925
00:41:12.240 --> 00:41:14.678
- Don't worry about it. Grab a blindfold.

926
00:41:14.720 --> 00:41:17.178
- Wait, I thought you had a blindfold.

927
00:41:17.220 --> 00:41:18.053
- Uh.

928
00:41:19.170 --> 00:41:20.238
I'm sure we could make one.

929
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:22.827
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.

930
00:41:28.380 --> 00:41:30.798
You know I'm gonna kill you, right?

931
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:31.740
- Yeah, we'll see.

932
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:35.797
- Hey, where'd you get them panties at?

933
00:41:35.839 --> 00:41:36.738
(Brian laughing)

934
00:41:36.780 --> 00:41:38.877
- Remember Big Hurricane Katrina?

935
00:41:38.919 --> 00:41:39.976
(Kerry snorting)

936
00:41:40.018 --> 00:41:41.538
(Brian laughing)

937
00:41:41.580 --> 00:41:43.278
- I can't believe these fucking things are on my head.

938
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:45.144
Take this shit off my head!

939
00:41:45.186 --> 00:41:45.977
(Brian laughing)

940
00:41:46.019 --> 00:41:48.648
(Kerry groaning)

941
00:41:48.690 --> 00:41:49.773
- There you go. Gosh.

942
00:41:51.990 --> 00:41:54.348
- Sorry, bro. We only do what we gotta do.

943
00:41:54.390 --> 00:41:56.778
We couldn't let you know where we was. You know?

944
00:41:56.820 --> 00:41:58.100
- I know where you guys were at.

945
00:41:58.142 --> 00:41:59.538
You guys were at the drive through ordering food,

946
00:41:59.580 --> 00:42:00.911
I could hear it.

947
00:42:00.953 --> 00:42:03.438
- But you don't know where from though.

948
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:05.268
- Yeah 'cause they make Big Macs everywhere.

949
00:42:05.310 --> 00:42:06.528
- Hey, you shut your fucking mouth

950
00:42:06.570 --> 00:42:07.878
before you get us copy written.

951
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:08.711
- Yeah.

952
00:42:08.753 --> 00:42:10.698
- Just tell us where to go, man.

953
00:42:10.740 --> 00:42:13.278
- Well, since you just took the panties off my head

954
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:16.458
and I didn't know where I'm at, (sighing)

955
00:42:16.500 --> 00:42:19.158
we need to go back to the Donald Mac

956
00:42:19.200 --> 00:42:20.373
back on 10th Street,

957
00:42:21.750 --> 00:42:24.528
the one I didn't know where you guys were at.

958
00:42:24.570 --> 00:42:27.168
Just make a left up here and I'll show you where to go

959
00:42:27.210 --> 00:42:28.863
so I can get the fuck outta here!

960
00:42:31.230 --> 00:42:32.448
Stupid stoners.

961
00:42:32.490 --> 00:42:34.562
Stupid. Stupid.

962
00:42:34.604 --> 00:42:39.604
(bird cawing) (wind whooshing)

963
00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:45.198
- There's nothing here.

964
00:42:45.240 --> 00:42:46.567
- I knew he couldn't trust that mother fucker.

965
00:42:46.609 --> 00:42:47.826
(man grunting)

966
00:42:47.868 --> 00:42:49.149
- Mother fucker.

967
00:42:49.191 --> 00:42:50.418
You want to kid nap my fuckin ass

968
00:42:50.460 --> 00:42:51.498
How you like getting slapped now?

969
00:42:51.540 --> 00:42:55.694
You stupid little bitch! (Brian groaning)

970
00:42:55.736 --> 00:42:56.908
Hey my...

971
00:42:56.950 --> 00:42:59.117
Aw fuck my fucking finger!

972
00:43:01.044 --> 00:43:02.671
You sick, bitch!

973
00:43:02.713 --> 00:43:03.504
Fuck!

974
00:43:03.546 --> 00:43:05.085
My fucking!

975
00:43:05.127 --> 00:43:07.877
(ominous music)

976
00:43:19.384 --> 00:43:21.103
(Brian spitting)

977
00:43:21.145 --> 00:43:22.488
(Brian sniffing)

978
00:43:22.530 --> 00:43:25.608
- It smells more like Reggie out here than anything.

979
00:43:25.650 --> 00:43:27.903
- Yeah, it does.

980
00:43:33.510 --> 00:43:35.733
- Okay, we're doing this.

981
00:43:41.340 --> 00:43:42.173
- Look.

982
00:43:43.830 --> 00:43:44.883
Reggie seeds.

983
00:43:48.870 --> 00:43:49.938
But there's something off about 'em.

984
00:43:49.980 --> 00:43:51.813
- Well, it's Reggie, so.

985
00:43:54.450 --> 00:43:57.348
- It's like they've been scattered here and not planted.

986
00:43:57.390 --> 00:43:59.148
- What do you think that means?

987
00:43:59.190 --> 00:44:03.640
- I don't know, but it smells like (sniffing)

988
00:44:05.424 --> 00:44:07.218
(ominous music)

989
00:44:07.260 --> 00:44:08.553
marijuambies.

990
00:44:12.900 --> 00:44:14.188
- Lemme tell you something.

991
00:44:14.230 --> 00:44:17.058
There ain't gonna be a god damn lick of no Reggie

992
00:44:17.100 --> 00:44:18.153
in the weed I got.

993
00:44:19.410 --> 00:44:20.560
- Oh, I think there is.

994
00:44:21.965 --> 00:44:23.928
(Brian sighing)

995
00:44:23.970 --> 00:44:25.233
It can't be him.

996
00:44:26.580 --> 00:44:27.413
- No.

997
00:44:29.084 --> 00:44:32.584
(ominous music continues)

998
00:44:33.450 --> 00:44:35.963
Bro, you really think he has something to do with this?

999
00:44:37.050 --> 00:44:40.218
- How else could a Reggie and kush farm coexist?

1000
00:44:40.260 --> 00:44:42.423
Only one person can make that much Reggie.

1001
00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:47.268
Look, in the meantime, you need to do the right thing

1002
00:44:47.310 --> 00:44:48.895
and you can throw the rest of that weed out.

1003
00:44:48.937 --> 00:44:50.238
(Brian scoffing)

1004
00:44:50.280 --> 00:44:52.728
- Bro, if I throw the weed out,

1005
00:44:52.770 --> 00:44:54.498
I'm not gonna make any money

1006
00:44:54.540 --> 00:44:56.190
and I'm gonna go to fucking jail.

1007
00:44:57.540 --> 00:45:00.213
- Dude, it's already made zombies.

1008
00:45:01.260 --> 00:45:02.823
People have fucking died.

1009
00:45:04.470 --> 00:45:06.138
Put it on our friendship,

1010
00:45:06.180 --> 00:45:07.180
you'll throw it out.

1011
00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:09.213
- Bro, that's low.

1012
00:45:10.080 --> 00:45:10.921
- Do it, bro.

1013
00:45:10.963 --> 00:45:13.713
(Brian scoffing)

1014
00:45:19.569 --> 00:45:23.328
(traffic whirring) (birds chirping)

1015
00:45:23.370 --> 00:45:25.968
- Man, you don't think we're overreacting, do you?

1016
00:45:26.010 --> 00:45:28.533
- Bro, you put it on our friendship.

1017
00:45:29.730 --> 00:45:31.038
- Yeah, I try to remember our friendship

1018
00:45:31.080 --> 00:45:34.338
when me and Bubba have our
wedding and we need a best man.

1019
00:45:34.380 --> 00:45:36.593
- You'd let me be a best man at your wedding?

1020
00:45:45.210 --> 00:45:47.178
- Look, Reggie in a flavored Swisher!

1021
00:45:47.220 --> 00:45:50.103
- Oh! Bro, come on, man.

1022
00:45:51.150 --> 00:45:51.983
Just do it.

1023
00:45:57.919 --> 00:46:00.252
(box thuds)

1024
00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:02.568
- There.

1025
00:46:02.610 --> 00:46:03.710
There goes my freedom.

1026
00:46:04.980 --> 00:46:06.701
- You did a good thing.

1027
00:46:06.743 --> 00:46:07.653
- we'll see.

1028
00:46:11.820 --> 00:46:13.713
- Hey, come on, bro. - Damn.

1029
00:46:15.274 --> 00:46:20.274
(feet crunching) (ominous music)

1030
00:46:22.986 --> 00:46:27.986
(upbeat music) (voice distorting)

1031
00:46:28.722 --> 00:46:31.472
(birds chirping)

1032
00:46:39.030 --> 00:46:39.933
- Why'd you do it?

1033
00:46:42.120 --> 00:46:43.228
- Yeah. What the fuck?

1034
00:46:43.270 --> 00:46:45.528
(soft music)

1035
00:46:45.570 --> 00:46:47.133
- It's not that easy, Kerry.

1036
00:46:50.640 --> 00:46:52.113
- You meant everything to me.

1037
00:46:54.570 --> 00:46:56.718
- I was flourishing, man.

1038
00:46:56.760 --> 00:46:58.923
Rich, beyond measure.

1039
00:47:01.260 --> 00:47:03.603
Nobody cared about a few seeds and stems.

1040
00:47:04.710 --> 00:47:05.501
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1041
00:47:05.543 --> 00:47:07.458
Sometimes you're reach in the bag,

1042
00:47:07.500 --> 00:47:09.558
you may prick your finger.

1043
00:47:09.600 --> 00:47:12.513
Other times you'll leave a seed in the joint.

1044
00:47:13.650 --> 00:47:14.483
Pop!

1045
00:47:15.870 --> 00:47:18.138
Stinks up a whole room. But who cares, man?

1046
00:47:18.180 --> 00:47:21.100
One time I fit 20 pounds

1047
00:47:22.080 --> 00:47:24.033
in one fanny pack, yeah.

1048
00:47:28.860 --> 00:47:30.460
Then people started playing God.

1049
00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:35.763
They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother.

1050
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:39.093
It became fluffier,

1051
00:47:40.590 --> 00:47:41.493
smelled better.

1052
00:47:43.703 --> 00:47:47.250
The THC content, it was off the charts.

1053
00:47:51.240 --> 00:47:53.193
And right before my very eyes,

1054
00:47:56.040 --> 00:47:57.213
I became a nobody.

1055
00:47:59.970 --> 00:48:01.668
Even crack heads would smoke Reggie

1056
00:48:01.710 --> 00:48:03.093
to come down off a binge.

1057
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:06.468
And that's when it hit me.

1058
00:48:06.510 --> 00:48:08.643
If there was no more kush,

1059
00:48:10.260 --> 00:48:12.510
people would be forced to smoke Reggie again,

1060
00:48:13.770 --> 00:48:15.070
placing me back

1061
00:48:16.710 --> 00:48:21.710
in my rightful spot as the gateway drug.

1062
00:48:22.356 --> 00:48:23.388
- Ah.

1063
00:48:23.430 --> 00:48:25.848
All right, man, that's a sad story and all

1064
00:48:25.890 --> 00:48:27.648
but that doesn't explain how

1065
00:48:27.690 --> 00:48:30.367
people are becoming marijuambies.

1066
00:48:30.409 --> 00:48:31.442
- [Grand Master] Y-you interrupted me

1067
00:48:31.484 --> 00:48:32.868
before I could even finish.

1068
00:48:32.910 --> 00:48:34.428
- Well then finish.

1069
00:48:34.470 --> 00:48:36.903
- Yeah. Grand Master Reggie, finish.

1070
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:40.830
- [Grand Master] Cordyceps.

1071
00:48:42.090 --> 00:48:43.018
- Percocets?

1072
00:48:43.060 --> 00:48:45.768
- [Grand Master] No, no, no, no, no. Cordyceps.

1073
00:48:45.810 --> 00:48:47.283
- The is a cordycep?

1074
00:48:48.990 --> 00:48:51.693
- Wait, like, like the ant fungus?

1075
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:53.633
- No.

1076
00:48:55.680 --> 00:48:57.003
- I was desperate, man.

1077
00:48:58.050 --> 00:48:59.883
Ignorant to the effects.

1078
00:49:00.900 --> 00:49:02.538
I just thought it would kill the plants.

1079
00:49:02.580 --> 00:49:06.483
I had no idea it would infect humans too.

1080
00:49:08.160 --> 00:49:11.841
- I don't even think I can look at you right now.

1081
00:49:11.883 --> 00:49:14.033
- This the guy you rave about all the time?

1082
00:49:15.240 --> 00:49:17.148
Hey, look, man, since it was clearly you

1083
00:49:17.190 --> 00:49:18.948
that turned these people into zombies

1084
00:49:18.990 --> 00:49:20.283
and not me, by the way,

1085
00:49:21.150 --> 00:49:23.118
you should redeem yourself.

1086
00:49:23.160 --> 00:49:24.033
Come help us.

1087
00:49:26.520 --> 00:49:29.178
- Yeah, you're right.

1088
00:49:29.220 --> 00:49:31.608
You gotta come help us stop what you created.

1089
00:49:31.650 --> 00:49:32.483
Come on.

1090
00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:35.553
- I can't, Kerry.

1091
00:49:36.420 --> 00:49:38.070
- I don't think he's coming, man.

1092
00:49:39.300 --> 00:49:43.638
- Look, what's happening is terrible but...

1093
00:49:43.680 --> 00:49:45.288
- But what?

1094
00:49:45.330 --> 00:49:46.863
- But it still benefits him.

1095
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:49.638
The plants are still contaminated

1096
00:49:49.680 --> 00:49:52.068
and people will still have no choice

1097
00:49:52.110 --> 00:49:55.143
but to smoke buck ass Reggie.

1098
00:49:57.900 --> 00:49:59.463
- Tell me that's not why.

1099
00:50:02.370 --> 00:50:03.513
- I'm sorry, Kerry.

1100
00:50:06.611 --> 00:50:08.995
(air whooshing)

1101
00:50:09.037 --> 00:50:10.893
- Come on, man. We gotta go.

1102
00:50:15.549 --> 00:50:18.049
(soft music)

1103
00:50:26.073 --> 00:50:28.338
(door thuds)

1104
00:50:28.380 --> 00:50:31.047
(Brian sighing)

1105
00:50:32.229 --> 00:50:34.624
(Brian inhaling and exhaling)

1106
00:50:34.666 --> 00:50:39.258
(Brian inhaling and exhaling)

1107
00:50:39.300 --> 00:50:40.758
Hey, bro.

1108
00:50:40.800 --> 00:50:44.403
I've been thinking, what the fuck is a weed weapon?

1109
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:47.378
We're gonna make some weed weapons.

1110
00:50:47.420 --> 00:50:52.420
We're gonna fucking die. (inhaling and exhaling)

1111
00:50:57.330 --> 00:50:59.358
Bro, will you hurry the fuck up

1112
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:01.511
before I change my mother fucking mind?

1113
00:51:01.553 --> 00:51:02.418
What are you doing?

1114
00:51:02.460 --> 00:51:05.160
Man, you always doing
something weird in that bedroom.

1115
00:51:06.675 --> 00:51:09.092
(soft music)

1116
00:51:21.030 --> 00:51:22.818
- Let's blow some zombies.

1117
00:51:22.860 --> 00:51:25.489
(upbeat rock music continues)

1118
00:51:25.531 --> 00:51:28.531
(door bell ringing)

1119
00:51:33.179 --> 00:51:36.528
(door clicking)

1120
00:51:36.570 --> 00:51:37.458
- Steve.

1121
00:51:37.500 --> 00:51:39.468
- Brian. (door thuds)

1122
00:51:39.510 --> 00:51:41.418
Hey, kerbear. You look cool.

1123
00:51:41.460 --> 00:51:42.410
What are you doing?

1124
00:51:43.350 --> 00:51:45.549
- Saving the fucking world.

1125
00:51:45.591 --> 00:51:49.248
- Ah, righteous. That's awesome. (laughing)

1126
00:51:49.290 --> 00:51:51.105
You gonna have a costume too?

1127
00:51:51.147 --> 00:51:54.310
(upbeat music)

1128
00:51:54.352 --> 00:51:58.036
♪ I look right through all
these translucent beings ♪

1129
00:51:58.078 --> 00:52:01.878
♪ Observing all these thangs ♪

1130
00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:05.716
♪ As time keeps ticking, they all remain the same ♪

1131
00:52:05.758 --> 00:52:09.804
♪ A bunch of walking, talking
ghouls without any brains ♪

1132
00:52:09.846 --> 00:52:13.960
♪ I wish they wake up, wake up, retake the day ♪

1133
00:52:14.002 --> 00:52:16.303
♪ Like they wake up, shake up ♪

1134
00:52:16.345 --> 00:52:17.941
♪ Shoot it in their veins ♪

1135
00:52:17.983 --> 00:52:19.932
♪ Forever stuck in the cycle ♪

1136
00:52:19.974 --> 00:52:21.661
♪ of doing the same ♪

1137
00:52:21.703 --> 00:52:25.677
♪ The clock is running down
with no time left in the game ♪

1138
00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:26.510
♪ Oh no ♪

1139
00:52:26.552 --> 00:52:28.806
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

1140
00:52:28.848 --> 00:52:30.647
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪

1141
00:52:30.689 --> 00:52:32.348
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪

1142
00:52:32.390 --> 00:52:34.490
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪

1143
00:52:34.532 --> 00:52:36.353
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

1144
00:52:36.395 --> 00:52:40.048
- You know, we might not all make it outta here.

1145
00:52:40.090 --> 00:52:42.757
(ominous music)

1146
00:52:44.010 --> 00:52:45.260
Bro, where's your friend?

1147
00:52:47.386 --> 00:52:49.368
(Kerry sighing)

1148
00:52:49.410 --> 00:52:51.918
Look, I knew he wasn't gonna last long,

1149
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:53.600
but this is just ridiculous.

1150
00:53:03.591 --> 00:53:06.341
(feet crunching)

1151
00:53:21.836 --> 00:53:24.253
(soft music)

1152
00:53:29.116 --> 00:53:32.285
(zombie growling) (Brian gasping)

1153
00:53:32.327 --> 00:53:35.077
(dramatic music)

1154
00:53:36.881 --> 00:53:38.131
Shut up, bitch.

1155
00:53:39.957 --> 00:53:42.790
(zombie growling)

1156
00:53:45.685 --> 00:53:46.935
No. No, no, no.

1157
00:53:47.897 --> 00:53:48.806
Fuck off me.

1158
00:53:48.848 --> 00:53:50.436
(body thuds)

1159
00:53:50.478 --> 00:53:52.949
(ominous music)

1160
00:53:52.991 --> 00:53:54.948
(lighter clicking)

1161
00:53:54.990 --> 00:53:59.988
(dramatic music) (Brian groaning)

1162
00:54:00.030 --> 00:54:01.575
(zombie growling) No, no, ah.

1163
00:54:01.617 --> 00:54:02.997
Get off!

1164
00:54:03.039 --> 00:54:04.797
(zombie growling) This shit gay, man!

1165
00:54:04.839 --> 00:54:06.927
I ain't judging, I'm just not gay!

1166
00:54:06.969 --> 00:54:08.302
Get off me, man!

1167
00:54:09.279 --> 00:54:10.112
Kerry!

1168
00:54:11.274 --> 00:54:14.107
(zombie growling)

1169
00:54:15.888 --> 00:54:16.721
Ah, fuck.

1170
00:54:18.140 --> 00:54:22.152
(leaf blower whirring)

1171
00:54:22.194 --> 00:54:25.138
(ominous music)

1172
00:54:25.180 --> 00:54:27.138
Yeah, got yo bitch ass.

1173
00:54:27.180 --> 00:54:29.298
Fuck you, zom Holland.

1174
00:54:29.340 --> 00:54:30.131
Dumb ass zombie.

1175
00:54:30.173 --> 00:54:31.773
Hey, wait up.

1176
00:54:36.513 --> 00:54:37.908
Bro, ain't these electric?

1177
00:54:37.950 --> 00:54:39.213
I need an extension cord.

1178
00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:41.153
Kerry.

1179
00:54:42.300 --> 00:54:43.716
Kerry!

1180
00:54:43.758 --> 00:54:45.007
Where the fuck are you?

1181
00:54:47.445 --> 00:54:50.945
(ominous music continues)

1182
00:55:00.404 --> 00:55:02.068
(saber whirring)

1183
00:55:02.110 --> 00:55:05.130
Oh-(saber zapping)

1184
00:55:05.172 --> 00:55:07.839
(ominous music)

1185
00:55:20.378 --> 00:55:23.225
(saber whirring)

1186
00:55:23.267 --> 00:55:25.767
(tense music)

1187
00:55:28.391 --> 00:55:31.058
(foot scraping)

1188
00:55:32.852 --> 00:55:35.685
(zombie growling)

1189
00:55:39.859 --> 00:55:43.192
(tense music continues)

1190
00:55:54.329 --> 00:55:57.079
(dramatic music)

1191
00:56:03.077 --> 00:56:05.910
(sabers whirring)

1192
00:56:12.725 --> 00:56:15.475
(saber whirring)

1193
00:56:18.569 --> 00:56:21.850
(saber whirring)

1194
00:56:21.892 --> 00:56:25.165
(dramatic music continues) (saber whirring)

1195
00:56:25.207 --> 00:56:28.040
(sabers whirring)

1196
00:56:31.987 --> 00:56:35.570
(dramatic music continues)

1197
00:56:38.275 --> 00:56:40.667
(Kerry grunting)

1198
00:56:40.709 --> 00:56:43.542
(zombie growling)

1199
00:56:50.705 --> 00:56:52.706
(leaf blower thuds)

1200
00:56:52.748 --> 00:56:54.006
(dramatic music continues)

1201
00:56:54.048 --> 00:56:55.659
(joint clinks)

1202
00:56:55.701 --> 00:56:59.392
- Huh? (groaning)

1203
00:56:59.434 --> 00:57:02.919
(lighter clicking)

1204
00:57:02.961 --> 00:57:04.311
(lighter clicking)

1205
00:57:04.353 --> 00:57:06.242
Huh? (lighter clicking)

1206
00:57:06.284 --> 00:57:10.402
(dramatic music continues)

1207
00:57:10.444 --> 00:57:13.882
(zombie growling)

1208
00:57:13.924 --> 00:57:16.584
(dramatic music)

1209
00:57:16.626 --> 00:57:19.459
(sabers whirring)

1210
00:57:31.394 --> 00:57:36.394
(zombie growling) (sabers whirring)

1211
00:57:41.223 --> 00:57:44.056
(zombie growling)

1212
00:57:51.511 --> 00:57:54.791
(suspenseful music)

1213
00:57:54.833 --> 00:57:57.583
(saber whirring)

1214
00:57:59.920 --> 00:58:02.171
(dramatic music)

1215
00:58:02.213 --> 00:58:05.046
(zombie growling)

1216
00:58:06.611 --> 00:58:09.315
(body thuds)

1217
00:58:09.357 --> 00:58:12.440
(upbeat rock music)

1218
00:58:29.139 --> 00:58:34.139
(tense music) (saber whirring)

1219
00:58:37.104 --> 00:58:39.531
(zombie farting)

1220
00:58:39.573 --> 00:58:42.573
(suspenseful music)

1221
00:58:44.714 --> 00:58:47.039
(Brain screaming)

1222
00:58:47.081 --> 00:58:49.248
- Did you just fucking shit on me!

1223
00:58:51.204 --> 00:58:53.871
(saber buzzing)

1224
00:58:58.164 --> 00:59:01.499
(upbeat music) (zombie groaning)

1225
00:59:01.541 --> 00:59:03.592
♪ out without a trace ♪

1226
00:59:03.634 --> 00:59:05.160
♪ Gone by the morning ♪

1227
00:59:05.202 --> 00:59:06.268
♪ You never ♪

1228
00:59:06.310 --> 00:59:07.687
♪ Know that they were there ♪

1229
00:59:07.729 --> 00:59:09.577
♪ ♪

1230
00:59:09.619 --> 00:59:11.174
♪ knowing and ghosts is all that's left ♪

1231
00:59:11.216 --> 00:59:12.987
♪ On this desolate planet ♪

1232
00:59:13.029 --> 00:59:13.820
♪ Let's go ♪

1233
00:59:13.862 --> 00:59:15.975
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

1234
00:59:16.017 --> 00:59:18.108
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪

1235
00:59:18.150 --> 00:59:19.630
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪

1236
00:59:19.672 --> 00:59:21.228
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪

1237
00:59:21.270 --> 00:59:22.061
- Kerry!

1238
00:59:22.103 --> 00:59:25.038
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

1239
00:59:25.080 --> 00:59:25.913
- Kerry!

1240
00:59:28.290 --> 00:59:29.940
Pretty sure I got the force, bro.

1241
00:59:30.930 --> 00:59:32.718
Just whooped a Jedi.

1242
00:59:32.760 --> 00:59:34.102
Kind of badass actually.

1243
00:59:34.144 --> 00:59:36.222
Kerry!

1244
00:59:36.264 --> 00:59:40.458
What the fuck, man? Kerry!

1245
00:59:40.500 --> 00:59:42.200
- Bro! - Please don't shit on me.

1246
00:59:43.860 --> 00:59:48.108
Bro, don't ever fucking leave me like that again, man.

1247
00:59:48.150 --> 00:59:51.112
- Why? You got no problem leaving everybody else.

1248
00:59:51.154 --> 00:59:52.248
(Kerry sighing)

1249
00:59:52.290 --> 00:59:53.373
Come on, man.

1250
00:59:56.102 --> 00:59:58.638
- "You have no problem leaving everybody else."

1251
00:59:58.680 --> 01:00:00.543
Rambo Malone looking mother fucker.

1252
01:00:02.764 --> 01:00:05.431
(feet thudding)

1253
01:00:06.801 --> 01:00:09.768
(zombies growling)

1254
01:00:09.810 --> 01:00:11.451
- Let's get 'em.

1255
01:00:11.493 --> 01:00:13.908
- Man, we can't just go in there without a plan.

1256
01:00:13.950 --> 01:00:15.633
He literally knows Juujitsu.

1257
01:00:16.980 --> 01:00:18.180
- I'll take care of him.

1258
01:00:20.550 --> 01:00:24.005
- Then I got Batman and this is personal.

1259
01:00:24.047 --> 01:00:25.639
♪ Out without a trace ♪

1260
01:00:25.681 --> 01:00:26.932
♪ Gone by the morning ♪

1261
01:00:26.974 --> 01:00:28.062
♪ You never ♪

1262
01:00:28.104 --> 01:00:29.806
♪ ♪

1263
01:00:29.848 --> 01:00:31.695
(Brain groaning)

1264
01:00:31.737 --> 01:00:34.098
- Ah, this is for casting Robert Patterson!

1265
01:00:34.140 --> 01:00:35.803
That movie sucked!

1266
01:00:35.845 --> 01:00:37.068
Yeah, yeah!

1267
01:00:37.110 --> 01:00:38.292
Yeah, how the fuck y'all like it?

1268
01:00:38.334 --> 01:00:39.125
Oh, shit!

1269
01:00:39.167 --> 01:00:41.374
Damn, how the fuck y'all keep doing this? Ugh!

1270
01:00:41.416 --> 01:00:43.046
Get the fuck off me!

1271
01:00:43.088 --> 01:00:43.879
Shit!

1272
01:00:43.921 --> 01:00:45.942
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

1273
01:00:45.984 --> 01:00:47.738
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪

1274
01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:49.392
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪

1275
01:00:49.434 --> 01:00:51.896
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪

1276
01:00:51.938 --> 01:00:55.410
♪ All those ghosts that stand in my path ♪

1277
01:00:55.452 --> 01:00:56.243
♪ I ♪

1278
01:00:56.285 --> 01:00:58.344
- Bring it on! Yeah. Mother fucker!

1279
01:00:58.386 --> 01:00:59.177
(zombie grunting)

1280
01:00:59.219 --> 01:01:00.010
Come on, mother fucker!

1281
01:01:00.052 --> 01:01:01.367
(zombie grunting)

1282
01:01:01.409 --> 01:01:03.258
What the fuck is the point of even having these?

1283
01:01:03.300 --> 01:01:05.200
Yeah, bring it on then, mother fucker!

1284
01:01:08.490 --> 01:01:10.496
You merely adapted to the dark.

1285
01:01:10.538 --> 01:01:12.453
I was born in it.

1286
01:01:12.495 --> 01:01:13.573
Molded by it.

1287
01:01:13.615 --> 01:01:14.661
(zombie groaning)

1288
01:01:14.703 --> 01:01:16.061
Oh, you don't like that?

1289
01:01:16.103 --> 01:01:18.858
Huh? Are you the zombie we need?

1290
01:01:18.900 --> 01:01:20.673
But not the zombie we deserve?

1291
01:01:21.630 --> 01:01:22.692
Yeah. Come on.

1292
01:01:22.734 --> 01:01:23.762
Come on.

1293
01:01:23.804 --> 01:01:26.135
(zombie groaning)

1294
01:01:26.177 --> 01:01:28.816
(Kerry grunting)

1295
01:01:28.858 --> 01:01:31.834
(zombie growling)

1296
01:01:31.876 --> 01:01:33.883
♪ Time keeps ticking, it don't slow down ♪

1297
01:01:33.925 --> 01:01:35.791
♪ Where it go, I don't know now ♪

1298
01:01:35.833 --> 01:01:37.435
♪ Can't stop, I won't slow down ♪

1299
01:01:37.477 --> 01:01:40.185
♪ Ain't trying to get stuck in this ghost town ♪

1300
01:01:40.227 --> 01:01:44.638
(soft music) (hands thudding)

1301
01:01:44.680 --> 01:01:46.779
- [Grand Master] Then people started playing God.

1302
01:01:46.821 --> 01:01:50.265
They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother.

1303
01:01:50.307 --> 01:01:52.473
And right before my very eyes,

1304
01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:56.340
I became a nobody.

1305
01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:01.008
Even crack heads would smoke Reggie

1306
01:02:01.050 --> 01:02:02.463
to come down off a binge.

1307
01:02:04.140 --> 01:02:06.858
- [Brian] I don't think he's coming, man.

1308
01:02:06.900 --> 01:02:11.551
- [Grand Master] Look, what's happening is terrible but...

1309
01:02:11.593 --> 01:02:12.963
I'm sorry, Kerry.

1310
01:02:14.430 --> 01:02:16.580
- [Brain] Zombie's beating your ass, Kerry.

1311
01:02:17.434 --> 01:02:20.184
(dramatic music)

1312
01:02:26.580 --> 01:02:29.550
why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, man?

1313
01:02:34.646 --> 01:02:36.903
Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore?

1314
01:02:41.991 --> 01:02:46.158
- [Kerry] Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie.

1315
01:02:49.089 --> 01:02:51.756
When I had nobody, I had Reggie.

1316
01:02:56.490 --> 01:02:57.963
When I graduated high school,

1317
01:03:01.153 --> 01:03:02.223
I had Reggie.

1318
01:03:07.710 --> 01:03:10.548
When I had my first kid even. (chuckles)

1319
01:03:10.590 --> 01:03:11.423
I had Reggie.

1320
01:03:21.900 --> 01:03:24.030
- [Brian] Bro, you ain't even got no kids.

1321
01:03:26.889 --> 01:03:28.472
- But I got Reggie.

1322
01:03:34.349 --> 01:03:37.932
(dramatic music continues)

1323
01:04:06.779 --> 01:04:11.779
(fist thuds) (zombie growling)

1324
01:04:31.020 --> 01:04:33.078
- You either die a zombie

1325
01:04:33.120 --> 01:04:35.984
or you live long enough to get your ass whopped, bitch!

1326
01:04:36.026 --> 01:04:36.817
(Brian laughing)

1327
01:04:36.859 --> 01:04:38.087
Sucka, mother fucka.

1328
01:04:40.860 --> 01:04:43.743
Bro, I am so fucking glad that's done.

1329
01:04:44.940 --> 01:04:46.668
I was running out of Batman jokes.

1330
01:04:46.710 --> 01:04:47.930
- I bet.

1331
01:04:47.972 --> 01:04:50.722
(dramatic music)

1332
01:04:52.770 --> 01:04:55.158
- Hey, there you guys are, man.

1333
01:04:55.200 --> 01:04:58.968
Yo man, there's free bag's of weed everywhere.

1334
01:04:59.010 --> 01:05:02.928
I just been high as a mother fucker, dog. (laughing)

1335
01:05:02.970 --> 01:05:03.803
- Buddy?

1336
01:05:04.747 --> 01:05:06.438
You, you feeling okay?

1337
01:05:06.480 --> 01:05:08.238
(suspenseful music)

1338
01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:10.685
- Hey, guy.

1339
01:05:10.727 --> 01:05:14.790
- Yeah, I'm fine, man. (coughing)

1340
01:05:14.832 --> 01:05:18.275
I just got a taste for lungs.

1341
01:05:18.317 --> 01:05:21.150
(zombie growling)

1342
01:05:26.434 --> 01:05:27.456
- I got this.

1343
01:05:27.498 --> 01:05:30.358
(dramatic music continues)

1344
01:05:30.400 --> 01:05:32.738
(fist thuds)

1345
01:05:32.780 --> 01:05:33.651
- Bro.

1346
01:05:33.693 --> 01:05:35.328
Bro, bro, wake up.

1347
01:05:35.370 --> 01:05:37.098
Wake up! Bro, you okay?

1348
01:05:37.140 --> 01:05:38.628
Wake the fuck up, man!

1349
01:05:38.670 --> 01:05:40.578
Bro. Steve's coming, man.

1350
01:05:40.620 --> 01:05:41.453
Wake up.

1351
01:05:42.358 --> 01:05:44.647
What the fuck? What, what the fuck, man?

1352
01:05:44.689 --> 01:05:47.650
(Brian screaming)

1353
01:05:47.692 --> 01:05:52.692
(zombie growling) (heroic music)

1354
01:05:58.782 --> 01:06:00.858
(lips smacking)

1355
01:06:00.900 --> 01:06:02.733
- I can't take back what I did.

1356
01:06:03.570 --> 01:06:05.163
Man, I am better than that.

1357
01:06:06.180 --> 01:06:09.753
I've got to find a new way to bring Reggie back.

1358
01:06:10.620 --> 01:06:13.053
I'm thinking edibles, something, I don't know.

1359
01:06:14.490 --> 01:06:15.740
Let me take care of that.

1360
01:06:16.661 --> 01:06:21.661
(zombie growling) (heroic music)

1361
01:06:22.737 --> 01:06:23.528
(Grand Master choking)

1362
01:06:23.570 --> 01:06:24.379
(zombie growling)

1363
01:06:24.421 --> 01:06:27.838
(heroic music continues)

1364
01:06:31.382 --> 01:06:32.667
(lighter clicks)

1365
01:06:32.709 --> 01:06:35.413
(zombie growling)

1366
01:06:35.455 --> 01:06:38.122
(air whooshing)

1367
01:06:39.282 --> 01:06:40.899
(zombie growling)

1368
01:06:40.941 --> 01:06:44.274
(Grand Master grunting)

1369
01:06:45.798 --> 01:06:46.589
(nail clinks) (blood squishes)

1370
01:06:46.631 --> 01:06:49.381
(dramatic music)

1371
01:06:50.429 --> 01:06:52.158
- Come on, man. Wake up.

1372
01:06:52.200 --> 01:06:53.344
Look, Grand Master Reggie!

1373
01:06:53.386 --> 01:06:55.728
(fists thudding)

1374
01:06:55.770 --> 01:06:56.673
Kerry, wake up.

1375
01:06:58.070 --> 01:07:00.903
(zombie growling)

1376
01:07:03.093 --> 01:07:04.322
(zombie grunting)

1377
01:07:04.364 --> 01:07:06.712
- [Grand Master] Brian, come help!

1378
01:07:06.754 --> 01:07:08.660
- [Brian] I ain't running away this time.

1379
01:07:08.702 --> 01:07:09.678
(dramatic music)

1380
01:07:09.720 --> 01:07:10.953
Let's go, mother fucker.

1381
01:07:13.891 --> 01:07:16.425
(zombie growling)

1382
01:07:16.467 --> 01:07:19.217
(dramatic music)

1383
01:07:32.671 --> 01:07:35.254
(solemn music)

1384
01:07:36.351 --> 01:07:38.351
- Master! What happened?

1385
01:07:42.000 --> 01:07:43.908
No, we can fix it. We can fix this.

1386
01:07:43.950 --> 01:07:46.203
- No, I can feel it.

1387
01:07:47.370 --> 01:07:51.243
There's no more room in this world for Reggie.

1388
01:07:52.864 --> 01:07:55.679
Unless you, (coughing)

1389
01:07:55.721 --> 01:07:58.818
unless you, there's only one person

1390
01:07:58.860 --> 01:08:03.168
that can fulfill the mantle of Grand Master Reggie.

1391
01:08:03.210 --> 01:08:04.043
- [Kerry] Who?

1392
01:08:05.640 --> 01:08:07.510
- With great Reggie

1393
01:08:08.490 --> 01:08:12.173
comes great responsibility.

1394
01:08:14.363 --> 01:08:19.363
(Kerry sobbing) (air whooshing)

1395
01:08:21.201 --> 01:08:26.201
(air whooshing) (twinkling music)

1396
01:08:30.750 --> 01:08:34.083
(solemn music continue)

1397
01:08:46.296 --> 01:08:48.213
- Bro. Check this out.

1398
01:08:49.634 --> 01:08:52.175
- Fucking stinks, man.

1399
01:08:52.217 --> 01:08:53.050
- Damn!

1400
01:08:54.947 --> 01:08:57.081
What happened to your eye, man?

1401
01:08:57.123 --> 01:09:00.459
- Oh. (engine whirring)

1402
01:09:00.501 --> 01:09:03.461
(Brian inhaling and exhaling)

1403
01:09:03.503 --> 01:09:08.503
(door thuds) (birds chirping)

1404
01:09:08.696 --> 01:09:11.363
(chime ringing)

1405
01:09:12.600 --> 01:09:14.013
- You're going to jail.

1406
01:09:19.140 --> 01:09:20.778
- Bro, no, stop!

1407
01:09:20.820 --> 01:09:21.768
Ted already did that.

1408
01:09:21.810 --> 01:09:22.601
- Fuck.

1409
01:09:22.643 --> 01:09:25.038
- [Jasmine] What are you nerds even talking about?

1410
01:09:25.080 --> 01:09:26.988
First of all, why does this smell like seeds over here?

1411
01:09:27.030 --> 01:09:28.188
- Right?

1412
01:09:28.230 --> 01:09:31.578
- [Jasmine] Second of all, where's my fucking money?

1413
01:09:31.620 --> 01:09:34.488
- Look man, I, I just,

1414
01:09:34.530 --> 01:09:35.328
I just don't got it.

1415
01:09:35.370 --> 01:09:36.258
I don't know what to tell you.

1416
01:09:36.300 --> 01:09:37.788
- [Jasmine] Well, you know what that means.

1417
01:09:37.830 --> 01:09:39.250
You're going to jail!

1418
01:09:42.202 --> 01:09:45.048
- I don't even care anymore. Take me to jail.

1419
01:09:45.090 --> 01:09:47.516
I don't give a fuck. But first, I'm seeing my kid.

1420
01:09:47.558 --> 01:09:49.893
- [Jasmine] No, no. - Whoa.

1421
01:09:49.935 --> 01:09:52.428
- Yes! - He's doing it.

1422
01:09:52.470 --> 01:09:55.353
- [Jasmine] No, just wait. Hold on.

1423
01:10:03.370 --> 01:10:05.870
(door clicks)

1424
01:10:10.067 --> 01:10:12.009
(door clicks) (mower whirring)

1425
01:10:12.051 --> 01:10:12.842
- Are you trying to gimme fucking canceled?

1426
01:10:12.884 --> 01:10:15.159
- It's not what you think. I'm like 3%-

1427
01:10:15.201 --> 01:10:18.708
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that.

1428
01:10:18.750 --> 01:10:21.281
- But my grandma is like... Whoa, whoa. No.

1429
01:10:21.323 --> 01:10:23.028
- But I have... Hey, look.

1430
01:10:23.070 --> 01:10:24.573
Stop. Turn around.

1431
01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:26.393
Walk away.

1432
01:10:29.880 --> 01:10:31.518
With the baby!

1433
01:10:31.560 --> 01:10:32.723
- [Jasmine] You're right.

1434
01:10:38.460 --> 01:10:41.028
- So no jail time, huh?

1435
01:10:41.070 --> 01:10:42.138
- No jail, bro.

1436
01:10:42.180 --> 01:10:43.867
- Hell yeah, my man.

1437
01:10:45.210 --> 01:10:46.698
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

1438
01:10:46.740 --> 01:10:47.840
He dropped his bottle.

1439
01:10:49.650 --> 01:10:51.318
- Kind of sad though, bro.

1440
01:10:51.360 --> 01:10:52.398
I was kind of looking forward

1441
01:10:52.440 --> 01:10:54.440
to a little me running around, you know?

1442
01:10:55.470 --> 01:10:57.003
- But with her though?

1443
01:11:00.240 --> 01:11:01.073
- Mm.

1444
01:11:02.700 --> 01:11:04.817
Obviously not with her, right? Obviously

1445
01:11:04.859 --> 01:11:05.650
(Kerry laughing)

1446
01:11:05.692 --> 01:11:08.275
(upbeat music)

1447
01:11:21.667 --> 01:11:26.667
♪ Sitting on the couch watching "Marijuambies" ♪

1448
01:11:26.927 --> 01:11:31.758
♪ Lost track of time, smoking
too much fucking bomb weed ♪

1449
01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:33.727
♪ Break it up, roll it up, smoke it up ♪

1450
01:11:33.769 --> 01:11:37.101
♪ Don't forget to plug the hole ♪

1451
01:11:37.143 --> 01:11:41.099
♪ Mary Jane, she's got me by the balls ♪

1452
01:11:41.141 --> 01:11:41.974
- Come on.

1453
01:11:43.627 --> 01:11:44.772
Bud.

1454
01:11:44.814 --> 01:11:47.397
(Brian scoffs)

1455
01:11:56.703 --> 01:11:58.218
(Brian chuckles)

1456
01:11:58.260 --> 01:11:59.868
- One time.

1457
01:11:59.910 --> 01:12:01.175
That's it.

1458
01:12:01.217 --> 01:12:03.498
♪ ♪

1459
01:12:03.540 --> 01:12:06.720
- [Brian] Where do you even get Reggie anymore?

1460
01:12:06.762 --> 01:12:10.426
- [Kerry] Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie.

1461
01:12:10.468 --> 01:12:12.716
When I had nobody, I had Reggie.

1462
01:12:12.758 --> 01:12:13.549
(Brian coughing)

1463
01:12:13.591 --> 01:12:14.382
♪ I'm seeing green ♪

1464
01:12:14.424 --> 01:12:15.903
♪ Are you selling green ♪

1465
01:12:15.945 --> 01:12:17.140
♪ Because I'm really steamed ♪

1466
01:12:17.182 --> 01:12:18.426
♪ I lost my weed ♪

1467
01:12:18.468 --> 01:12:20.781
♪ I lost my weed, I need some weed ♪

1468
01:12:20.823 --> 01:12:25.202
♪ I need some weed, I need some weed ♪

1469
01:12:25.244 --> 01:12:27.576
(birds chirping)

1470
01:12:27.618 --> 01:12:28.968
- Dude, you heard there's a couple zombies

1471
01:12:29.010 --> 01:12:31.115
running around dressed like Batman and a Jedi?

1472
01:12:31.157 --> 01:12:32.628
- No. (laughing)

1473
01:12:32.670 --> 01:12:33.528
What?

1474
01:12:33.570 --> 01:12:34.361
- Yeah. (laughing)

1475
01:12:34.403 --> 01:12:35.835
Apparently a couple dumb asses went to go cure 'em

1476
01:12:35.877 --> 01:12:38.358
and just beat 'em up and left 'em there instead.

1477
01:12:38.400 --> 01:12:40.297
- Sounds like a plot to a bad movie.

1478
01:12:40.339 --> 01:12:41.418
(man laughing)

1479
01:12:41.460 --> 01:12:42.573
- You said it, not me.

1480
01:12:43.773 --> 01:12:44.851
Hey, you caught something.

1481
01:12:44.893 --> 01:12:45.684
- Oh, shit.

1482
01:12:45.726 --> 01:12:47.028
- Probably just some trash though.

1483
01:12:47.070 --> 01:12:48.198
That's all you ever catch. (laughing)

1484
01:12:48.240 --> 01:12:49.668
- Allison?

1485
01:12:49.710 --> 01:12:53.508
Oh God. It's big like Allison. (grunting)

1486
01:12:53.550 --> 01:12:54.648
- [Man] Bring it in here. Bring it in here.

1487
01:12:54.690 --> 01:12:55.481
Oh wow.

1488
01:12:55.523 --> 01:12:59.268
- Oh, it's just a big old box like Allison had.

1489
01:12:59.310 --> 01:13:03.378
- Dude, it's a big old box full of weed.

1490
01:13:03.420 --> 01:13:04.253
- No way.

1491
01:13:05.400 --> 01:13:08.228
Oh my God. It is! (sniffing)

1492
01:13:08.270 --> 01:13:10.212
And it smells fire.

1493
01:13:10.254 --> 01:13:11.388
(man sniffing)

1494
01:13:11.430 --> 01:13:12.828
- Definitely don't smell like Reggie.

1495
01:13:12.870 --> 01:13:14.418
- Or Nick, the mechanic.

1496
01:13:14.460 --> 01:13:15.828
- It's kind of weird there'd be a box of weed

1497
01:13:15.870 --> 01:13:17.298
floating in a lake though.

1498
01:13:17.340 --> 01:13:20.621
- Yeah. It seems like the setup for a sequel.

1499
01:13:20.663 --> 01:13:23.663
(suspenseful music)

1500
01:13:24.780 --> 01:13:26.368
- I am smoking it anyway.

1501
01:13:26.410 --> 01:13:27.733
(both laughing)

1502
01:13:27.775 --> 01:13:31.485
♪ ♪ (upbeat music)

1503
01:13:31.527 --> 01:13:34.868
♪ 'Cause I need weed ♪

1504
01:13:34.910 --> 01:13:36.998
♪ Yeah ♪

1505
01:13:37.040 --> 01:13:39.929
♪ Like marijuana, reefer, ganja, hippie lettuce ♪

1506
01:13:39.971 --> 01:13:42.286
♪ Marijuana, blow, puff, draw, weed, bang ♪

1507
01:13:42.328 --> 01:13:44.080
♪ Dagga, Mary Jane ♪

1508
01:13:44.122 --> 01:13:45.328
♪ Something with no seeds ♪

1509
01:13:45.370 --> 01:13:46.161
♪ Marijuana ♪ ♪ Wacky Backy ♪

1510
01:13:46.203 --> 01:13:48.015
♪ T-T-T-H-C ♪

1511
01:13:48.057 --> 01:13:49.610
♪ Pot, chronic, system, sensemilla Bush ♪

1512
01:13:49.652 --> 01:13:50.537
♪ Solid lambs bread ♪

1513
01:13:50.579 --> 01:13:51.504
♪ Reefer green leaf ♪

1514
01:13:51.546 --> 01:13:52.436
♪ Sweet leaf, bud ♪

1515
01:13:52.478 --> 01:13:53.488
♪ kif, toke, Rope ♪

1516
01:13:53.530 --> 01:13:55.253
♪ Hemp hop, smoke, green, collie doobage ♪

1517
01:13:55.295 --> 01:13:56.816
♪ Soapbar poobah ♪

1518
01:13:56.858 --> 01:13:58.452
♪ Or granddaddy purple ♪

1519
01:13:58.494 --> 01:13:59.958
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪

1520
01:14:00.000 --> 01:14:01.143
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪

1521
01:14:01.185 --> 01:14:02.525
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪

1522
01:14:02.567 --> 01:14:04.619
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪

1523
01:14:04.661 --> 01:14:07.153
♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪

1524
01:14:07.195 --> 01:14:08.525
♪ The movie ♪

1525
01:14:08.567 --> 01:14:09.667
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪

1526
01:14:09.709 --> 01:14:11.021
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪

1527
01:14:11.063 --> 01:14:12.179
♪ Marijuana, marijuana ♪

1528
01:14:12.221 --> 01:14:14.204
♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪

1529
01:14:14.246 --> 01:14:18.129
♪ Marijuana, "Marijuambies" ♪

1530
01:14:18.171 --> 01:14:19.225
♪ Cannabis read ♪

1531
01:14:19.267 --> 01:14:20.279
♪ Cannabis write ♪

1532
01:14:20.321 --> 01:14:21.364
♪ Cannabis choke ♪

1533
01:14:21.406 --> 01:14:22.618
♪ Cannabis toke ♪

1534
01:14:22.660 --> 01:14:23.683
♪ Cannabis see ♪

1535
01:14:23.725 --> 01:14:24.837
♪ Cannabis dream ♪

1536
01:14:24.879 --> 01:14:26.607
♪ Cannabis dream ♪

1537
01:14:26.649 --> 01:14:28.519
♪ Oh, cannabis dream ♪

1538
01:14:28.561 --> 01:14:29.352
♪ Cannabis dream ♪

1539
01:14:29.394 --> 01:14:30.350
♪ Cannabis dream ♪

1540
01:14:30.392 --> 01:14:31.629
♪ Cannabis dream ♪

1541
01:14:31.671 --> 01:14:34.023
♪ Cannabis dream ♪

1542
01:14:34.065 --> 01:14:36.600
♪ Cannabis dream ♪

1543
01:14:36.642 --> 01:14:40.059
(upbeat music continues)

1544
01:14:58.071 --> 01:15:01.571
(upbeat music continues)