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♪ When I was small
I believed in Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪
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♪ And I would hang up
My stocking at Christmas ♪
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♪ Open my presents
And I'd be glad ♪
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♪ But the last time I played
Father Christmas ♪
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♪ I stood outside
A department store ♪
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♪ A gang of kids came over
And mugged me ♪
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♪ And knocked my reindeer
To the floor ♪
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♪ They said Father Christmas
Give us some money ♪
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♪ Don't mess around
With those silly toys ♪
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♪ We'll beat you up
If you don't hand it over ♪
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♪ We want your bread
So don't make us annoyed ♪
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♪ Give all the toys ♪
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♪ To the little rich boys ♪
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♪ Father Christmas
Give us some money ♪
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♪ Don't mess around
With those silly toys ♪
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♪ We'll beat you up
If you don't hand it over ♪
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♪ We want your bread
So don't make us annoyed ♪
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♪ Give all the toys ♪
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♪ To the little rich boys ♪
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Master Wayne, come along now.
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Time for your cookie-wookies
before bedtime.
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Not yet, Alfred.
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Selina stole priceless art
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- from the Gotham City Museum.
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I must have justice.
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- Ha!
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Phew! Close one, huh, Alfred?
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Close indeed.
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Now, let's end this madcappery
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before you actually
do break...
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...something like your great
grandfather's ashes.
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- And that priceless Picasso.
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There's no way to run, Selina.
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Ah-ha!
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Young man, may I remind you
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that Christmas is a mere
two days away?
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Father Christmas is watching.
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Good! 'Cause even Santa
wouldn't wanna miss this.
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- Ha!
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Whoa!
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Master Wayne.
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Will you be sleeping
down there again?
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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No. No. No, no, no.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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What?
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Uh-oh.
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How's it going?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Are you okay?
Did you fall through that vent?
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Damian, you could've
gotten hurt.
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You shouldn't play
with the cat.
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You could've gotten
scratched, or worse!
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You could've gotten
a brain parasite
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from its fecal matter.
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A boo-boo!
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Aw, Dad!
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Quit worrying so much.
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I'm totally fine.
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The HVAC unit broke
my fall, see?
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Yeah.
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Damian, what have we said
about being more careful
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and less destructive when
you're playing superhero?
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I'm not playing, Dad.
I'm training.
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To be a real hero. Like you.
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Picture it. You and me
fighting back to back.
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Fearless defenders
of the night.
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Protecting the weak.
Punishing the wicked.
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Crime doesn't stand a chance.
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Uh-huh. And I've told you,
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you're not ready
for that kind of stuff.
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Because being
a superhero takes...
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Focus,
responsibility and sacrifice.
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I know. I know.
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Not to mention a pretty
high pain threshold.
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You know how many ribs
I've broken?
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All of them.
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Cool! I want to break
all of my ribs, too.
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Come on, kiddo.
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Now look, even if I thought
you were ready
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to be a crime fighter,
which I don't,
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there isn't any crime
left in Gotham to fight.
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What do you mean?
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Damian? The day I found out
I was going to be a dad
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was the happiest day
I've had since...
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Well, a long time.
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It's like in one instant,
the only thing that mattered
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was protecting you
from ever getting hurt.
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So before you were born,
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I worked overtime
to make Gotham safe.
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What was that?
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- In breaking news,
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all of Gotham City's
supervillains
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are now either behind bars
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or have been forced
into retirement.
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Gotham is officially
90 days crime free
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as Batman continues
to clean it up.
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Gotham City just voted
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the safest place
on planet Earth.
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There is no more crime
in Gotham.
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So enjoy being a kid.
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But I don't wanna be
just a kid.
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Whoa! You are way more
than just a kid.
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You're "my" kid.
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- And that's the best kind.
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Wait, Dad, what were you doing
down in the basement anyway?
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Me? Oh, uh, I don't know.
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Maybe I was, uh...
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...wrapping
someone's Christmas present.
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- Yes! What is it?
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Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
Tell me. Tell me.
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Sorry, sport. Bedtime.
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Can I at least get a hint?
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Let's just say it's something
no future superhero
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should be without.
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- Is it a Bat-grappling gun?
- Nope.
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- Razor-lined Bat-gauntlets.
- Good gravy. No!
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- Bat-ice skates?
- Skates?
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Now, that's just silly.
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Is it
a Bat-laser torch?
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No.
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Bat-cryptographer sequencer?
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I'm not even sure what that is.
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A heat-seeking
Bat-rocket launcher?
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Nope. And you guessed
that already. Twice.
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Master Wayne,
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stop playing with your
blood sausage.
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Right, yeah,
totally. Sorry, Alfred.
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Now, let's enjoy
the traditional
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Christmas Eve
breakfast of my youth.
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Best hurry.
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If jellied eel sits too
long, it tends to...
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congeal.
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Mm. Mm.
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Mm.
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Donut tell anybody.
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Kapow!
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♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na ♪
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And no cowls
at the table.
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Aw, come one.
It's Christmas Eve!
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Damian, you heard Alfred.
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Hmph.
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Ah, what the heck?
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Here you go, Damian.
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Whoa! You mean
I can open it now?
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Why not? You get
to stop guessing
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and I get to hear myself
think again.
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- It's a win-win.
- Mm-hm.
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Merry Christmas, kiddo.
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My own utility belt!
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Yeah, that was
my first utility belt, Damian.
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What? No way! Oh, man!
I can't believe it.
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This is the best, Dad!
You're the best!
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Alfred, isn't Dad the best?
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- Oh, my. Yes.
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This is indeed exciting.
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Oh, what did you put
in the pouches?
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That's your Bat-first-aid kit.
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Oh, neat.
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How about this?
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Your Bat-mergency whistle.
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Nice.
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Which should only be used
in case of a Bat-mergency.
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Whoa! A Batarang
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- It's foam.
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But isn't it supposed to fly
back to me.
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So it can poke you in the eye?
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I don't think so.
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That's a practice Batarang.
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Dad, don't get me wrong.
I love this belt.
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I mean, I love, love, love it.
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But where's the, you know,
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cool stuff?
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You mean dangerous stuff?
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Damian, you'll have
to earn those things
when you're older.
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You still have a lot to learn.
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Oh, come on, Dad.
I'm not a baby.
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Hey, I never said
you were a baby.
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Emergency! Call for help.
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My precious little baby
is in danger.
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I'll re-record that for you.
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Damian, this is the first step
toward becoming a superhero.
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Believe me,
I agonized for months
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over whether you're
ready for even--
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- What's that?
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- It sounds like the--
- It can't be.
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Can't be what?
What can't it be?
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The Batphone.
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Ooh, wait for me.
I'll put on my belt!
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I mean...
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Wait for me.
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I'll put on my belt.
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No one's called
this thing in years.
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Crime must be back
in Gotham.
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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- Hello?
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It's the Justice League.
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What? Are you serious?
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Quick. How's my belt look?
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Uh-huh. No, I... I hear you.
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A weather anomaly?
In Nova Scotia?
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Just let Clark handle it.
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It's Christmas Eve.
We all have plans.
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No need to send Superman.
We got this.
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Sorry, that was Damian.
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Yeah, he's eight now.
Crazy, right?
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You can't call anyone else?
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How about the Twins?
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- They're not talking?
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Well tell them to activate
their Wonder Twin powers
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and form into mature adults.
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All right. Fine.
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I'll leave in five.
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Sorry, Damian. I gotta go.
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But I promise I'll be back
before Christmas.
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Wait, Dad! Dad! Dad!
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Let me come with you. Please!
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I don't think so, kiddo.
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It could be your Christmas
gift for the next year.
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For the next ten years!
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I can't risk it.
The answer's no.
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Mm.
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Good. Now, where's your
emergency contact list?
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Actually, never mind.
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I printed extra copies
for your belt.
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Okay. What do you do
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in the event
of a home invasion?
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Call the police.
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- Mental breakdown?
- Therapist.
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A race of giant,
super-intelligent
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fungus-beetles attack Gotham?
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I don't know.
Call Commissioner Gordon?
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Commiss-- What? No!
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All he ever does
is pass the buck to me.
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I'll be back before
you know it, buddy.
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I shall ready the Batjet,
Master Wayne.
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Batjet, huh?
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You're making record time
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for not having done this
in years, Bruce.
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Did you program
the coordinates?
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And pre-heated
the seat warmer, sir.
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Shall I assume
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we did not see the Bat-razor
I left on the vanity?
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Really? The beard again?
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I like it. It totally ups
my intimidation game.
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You have donut crumbs
in your intimidation game, sir.
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- Hm.
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Emergency! Call for help.
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My precious little baby
is in danger.
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What the...
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- Emergency! Call for help.
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- My precious little baby...
- Come on.
258
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- Damian!
259
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Wow! Dad!
260
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You look awesome!
261
00:13:47.619 --> 00:13:49.454
Damian, get out of the bag.
262
00:13:49.454 --> 00:13:51.623
Come on, Dad, just let
me come with you.
263
00:13:51.623 --> 00:13:53.875
No. We don't have
time for this.
264
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You won't even know I'm here.
265
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I told you,
266
00:13:56.711 --> 00:13:59.381
- you're not ready.
267
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Ugh! Dad, look how hard
I've been training.
268
00:14:02.050 --> 00:14:03.385
I mean, check out
my rad ninja skills.
269
00:14:03.385 --> 00:14:05.637
- Get over here. Argh!
270
00:14:06.596 --> 00:14:08.598
Argh! My good hip.
271
00:14:08.598 --> 00:14:10.684
Oh, my gosh! Alfred!
I'm so sorry.
272
00:14:11.434 --> 00:14:14.145
Damian Thomas Wayne!
That is enough!
273
00:14:17.857 --> 00:14:18.692
I just thought
274
00:14:19.568 --> 00:14:20.819
getting your belt meant
275
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that I was ready to be
a superhero like you.
276
00:14:24.281 --> 00:14:25.407
Well, it didn't.
277
00:14:26.074 --> 00:14:27.576
In fact, give me the belt.
278
00:14:27.576 --> 00:14:29.786
You're clearly
not ready for it.
279
00:14:29.786 --> 00:14:31.830
What? Dad, no!
280
00:14:32.914 --> 00:14:33.832
Damian.
281
00:14:48.221 --> 00:14:50.473
Hold on to this
until I get back.
282
00:14:52.100 --> 00:14:53.560
Okay. Now give me a...
283
00:14:55.103 --> 00:14:56.229
goodbye hug?
284
00:15:03.820 --> 00:15:06.239
He'll be fine, sir.
I'll see to that.
285
00:15:07.073 --> 00:15:09.409
I knew he wasn't ready
to have his own belt.
286
00:15:10.118 --> 00:15:12.871
Yes. Well,
I can certainly agree
287
00:15:12.871 --> 00:15:14.873
that "someone" wasn't ready.
288
00:15:18.835 --> 00:15:20.420
I gotta get going, Alfred.
289
00:15:31.097 --> 00:15:32.891
Godspeed, sir.
290
00:15:52.410 --> 00:15:53.745
Come along, Damian.
291
00:15:54.329 --> 00:15:57.290
I've got just the thing
to lift your spirits.
292
00:15:57.290 --> 00:16:00.710
A steaming mug of my
world-famous hot cocoa.
293
00:16:00.710 --> 00:16:02.796
With extra marshmallows.
294
00:16:03.421 --> 00:16:06.049 line:5%
Thanks, but coco's
kinda kid stuff.
295
00:16:06.049 --> 00:16:07.425
"Kid stuff?"
296
00:16:07.425 --> 00:16:09.719
Oh, your father
would disagree.
297
00:16:09.719 --> 00:16:12.847
I once saw him drink
an entire gallon
in one sitting.
298
00:16:12.847 --> 00:16:14.182
You did not.
299
00:16:14.182 --> 00:16:16.017
Did so.
And he had quite
300
00:16:16.017 --> 00:16:17.769
the swollen stomach
that evening.
301
00:16:17.769 --> 00:16:21.064
Why I had to take
the Batsuit out
an entire two inches
302
00:16:21.064 --> 00:16:22.774
before he could even
go out on patrol.
303
00:16:43.837 --> 00:16:46.089
This is so unfair, Selina.
304
00:16:49.509 --> 00:16:51.344
You're right. I can't give up.
305
00:16:51.344 --> 00:16:54.305
I'll work even harder
to prove I'm ready
to be Batman.
306
00:16:55.223 --> 00:16:56.808
And you know what that means?
307
00:16:57.517 --> 00:16:59.769 line:5%
Time for some extreme training.
308
00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:06.025
Unsupervised
extreme training.
309
00:17:10.864 --> 00:17:12.615
I don't know, Alfred.
310
00:17:12.615 --> 00:17:15.285
Do you really think
a steaming mug
311
00:17:15.285 --> 00:17:17.287
of your world-famous
hot cocoa
312
00:17:17.287 --> 00:17:19.706
with extra marshmallows
could help?
313
00:17:19.706 --> 00:17:22.041
Why I'm certain of it, sir.
314
00:17:22.041 --> 00:17:24.711
Unless it's too much trouble.
315
00:17:24.711 --> 00:17:26.504
Nonsense. Coming up.
316
00:17:31.092 --> 00:17:34.179
All right, Pennyworth,
time to deliver your A-game.
317
00:17:45.565 --> 00:17:48.318
Aw, man!
318
00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:01.164
Hm.
319
00:18:02.665 --> 00:18:03.583
Hmph.
320
00:18:21.226 --> 00:18:24.229
And now
the piece de resistance.
321
00:18:26.064 --> 00:18:29.150
Good heavens!
Out of marshmallows?
322
00:18:29.150 --> 00:18:30.485
- What?
323
00:18:30.485 --> 00:18:32.237
How did that happen?
324
00:18:33.154 --> 00:18:35.490
This is catastrophic.
325
00:18:35.490 --> 00:18:36.908
That's okay.
326
00:18:36.908 --> 00:18:38.159
After all, it's...
327
00:18:38.159 --> 00:18:40.453
it's only cocoa
without marshmallows.
328
00:18:41.454 --> 00:18:43.581
It's not like
it's Christmas Eve
329
00:18:43.581 --> 00:18:44.707
without my...
330
00:18:44.707 --> 00:18:46.125
...dad.
331
00:18:55.468 --> 00:18:57.095
Fear not.
332
00:18:57.095 --> 00:18:59.597
I shall return
before your cocoa
333
00:18:59.597 --> 00:19:01.349
even has a chance to cool.
334
00:19:04.686 --> 00:19:06.938
You sure?
You really don't need to,
335
00:19:06.938 --> 00:19:08.857
but if you insist.
Hurry back. Okay, bye.
336
00:19:10.567 --> 00:19:12.694
And now, time to train
337
00:19:12.694 --> 00:19:14.445
for I am...
338
00:19:14.445 --> 00:19:16.364
the Night!
339
00:19:16.364 --> 00:19:19.033
Night. Night.
340
00:19:19.033 --> 00:19:21.536
Night. Night...
341
00:19:32.922 --> 00:19:34.007 line:5%
Oh, biscuits!
342
00:19:37.844 --> 00:19:39.012
I beg your pardon.
343
00:19:39.846 --> 00:19:42.974
Hey, watch where
you're going, grandpa!
344
00:19:43.558 --> 00:19:46.227
There's some real psychos
in this neighborhood.
345
00:20:05.580 --> 00:20:07.832
♪ If God came down
On Christmas Day ♪
346
00:20:07.832 --> 00:20:10.960
♪ I know exactly
What he'd say ♪
347
00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:13.546
♪ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
And "Oi!" to the skins ♪
348
00:20:13.546 --> 00:20:16.382
♪ But "Oi!" to the world
And everybody wins ♪
349
00:20:16.382 --> 00:20:18.676
♪ Haji was a bloody mess
He ran out through the crowd ♪
350
00:20:18.676 --> 00:20:21.638
♪ He said, "We'll meet again
We are bloody yet unbowed" ♪
351
00:20:21.638 --> 00:20:24.057
♪ Trevor called his bluff
And told him where to meet ♪
352
00:20:24.057 --> 00:20:26.893
♪ Christmas Day on the roof
Down at 20 Oxford Street ♪
353
00:20:26.893 --> 00:20:29.479
♪ If God came down
On Christmas Day ♪
354
00:20:29.479 --> 00:20:31.856
♪ I know exactly
What he'd say ♪
355
00:20:31.856 --> 00:20:34.609
♪ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
And "Oi!" to the skins ♪
356
00:20:34.609 --> 00:20:37.320
♪ But "Oi!" to the world
And everybody wins ♪
357
00:20:40.448 --> 00:20:42.700
♪ If God came down
On Christmas Day ♪
358
00:20:42.700 --> 00:20:45.078
♪ I know exactly
What he'd say ♪
359
00:20:45.078 --> 00:20:47.705
♪ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
And "Oi!" to the skins ♪
360
00:20:47.705 --> 00:20:50.708
♪ But "Oi!" to the world
And everybody wins ♪
361
00:20:51.793 --> 00:20:54.212
I don't need some trip
to Nova Scotia.
362
00:20:54.212 --> 00:20:57.465
This is the best
Christmas Eve ever!
363
00:20:57.465 --> 00:20:59.384
Ever! Ever!
364
00:20:59.384 --> 00:21:02.387
I haven't determined the cause
of the Batjet malfunction,
365
00:21:02.387 --> 00:21:04.305
but there's no anomaly up here.
366
00:21:04.305 --> 00:21:06.307
In fact,
it's a perfectly typical
367
00:21:06.307 --> 00:21:08.351
- Nova Scotia blizzard!
368
00:21:11.854 --> 00:21:13.773
What do you mean,
"What anomaly," J'onn?
369
00:21:13.773 --> 00:21:15.984
If you didn't send me here,
who did?
370
00:21:15.984 --> 00:21:18.444
Ugh!
371
00:21:18.444 --> 00:21:20.530
- Oh, no. Hello?
372
00:21:21.280 --> 00:21:22.865
J'onzz? Hello!
373
00:21:24.659 --> 00:21:25.493
Great.
374
00:21:26.369 --> 00:21:28.454
I can't miss Christmas.
375
00:21:29.455 --> 00:21:31.833
Damian, I'm coming!
376
00:21:41.551 --> 00:21:44.053
Please, why are you doing this?
377
00:21:44.053 --> 00:21:46.556
Yeah. It's Christmas,
you monster.
378
00:21:47.223 --> 00:21:49.267
I'm just making
some Christmas memories.
379
00:21:49.851 --> 00:21:51.060
Say, "Cheese."
380
00:21:51.060 --> 00:21:53.563
Ugh! Stop it with the videos.
381
00:21:53.563 --> 00:21:56.566
What? Is it a crime
to document our crimes.
382
00:21:56.566 --> 00:21:58.234
Just throw
the goods in the van,
383
00:21:58.234 --> 00:21:59.527
- you idiot!
384
00:21:59.527 --> 00:22:01.279
We've got a lot
of mansions to hit.
385
00:22:06.534 --> 00:22:09.120
And now, the most important
part of training,
386
00:22:09.120 --> 00:22:12.040
the post-workout carbo load.
387
00:22:16.461 --> 00:22:17.712
It's good.
388
00:22:17.712 --> 00:22:21.632
But it could have a bit more
turbo charge.
389
00:22:31.976 --> 00:22:34.353
I survived an explosion.
390
00:22:35.021 --> 00:22:36.147
Again.
391
00:22:50.495 --> 00:22:53.539
This neighborhood's
prime for the picking.
392
00:22:53.539 --> 00:22:54.916
Which house
do you want to hit next?
393
00:23:00.046 --> 00:23:01.380
That one will do.
394
00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:02.757
So big.
395
00:23:13.309 --> 00:23:14.977
Oh, man.
Alfred's back already?
396
00:23:18.981 --> 00:23:21.275
Ah, we've hit a gold mine.
397
00:23:21.275 --> 00:23:23.569
Looks like no one's home.
398
00:23:24.153 --> 00:23:26.614
Will you shut up and help me,
you ding-dong?
399
00:23:28.407 --> 00:23:29.242
Burglars!
400
00:23:30.535 --> 00:23:32.912
Oh, no. What do I do?
What do I do?
401
00:23:39.085 --> 00:23:40.795
Okay, Damian, calm down.
402
00:23:40.795 --> 00:23:42.588
Think. It's just
a home invasion.
403
00:23:42.588 --> 00:23:43.965
A home invasion?
404
00:23:43.965 --> 00:23:46.592
Dad never told me what to do
in case of one of these.
405
00:23:47.677 --> 00:23:50.638
Ugh! What is this?
Bulletproof glass?
406
00:23:50.638 --> 00:23:51.848
- Here, I've got it.
- No, no, no!
407
00:23:57.687 --> 00:23:58.521
Ugh!
408
00:23:59.188 --> 00:24:01.065
Emergency...
- Not now. Come on, turn off.
409
00:24:01.065 --> 00:24:02.233
- Turn off.
- ...my baby is in--
410
00:24:10.616 --> 00:24:11.617
Told you I had it.
411
00:24:17.165 --> 00:24:20.251
Terry, I think
we hit the jackpot.
412
00:24:20.251 --> 00:24:21.419
Cha-ching.
413
00:24:22.962 --> 00:24:24.964
What have I told you
about that stupid phone?
414
00:24:24.964 --> 00:24:27.133
What? Uh-oh.
415
00:24:27.133 --> 00:24:29.385
- Ouch! I bit my tongue.
416
00:24:32.054 --> 00:24:33.931
Ah, there's so much stuff.
417
00:24:33.931 --> 00:24:36.559
How are we gonna fit all
this junk inside the van?
418
00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:38.769
We'll just grab what we can
and get a move on.
419
00:24:38.769 --> 00:24:40.813
The boss doesn't like
to be kept waiting.
420
00:24:40.813 --> 00:24:42.106
Yeah, that's true.
421
00:24:42.106 --> 00:24:43.900
Remember what happened
to the last bloke?
422
00:24:43.900 --> 00:24:45.276
Ugh! Don't remind me.
423
00:24:45.276 --> 00:24:46.903
I can still hear his screams.
424
00:24:49.697 --> 00:24:51.866 line:5%
Hang on, Selina.
I'm calling for help.
425
00:24:52.575 --> 00:24:54.493
Police.
426
00:24:56.120 --> 00:24:57.872
Gotham City Police.
How can I help you?
427
00:24:57.872 --> 00:25:00.458
Check out this cool belt.
428
00:25:02.126 --> 00:25:04.378
You think I could
rock something like this?
429
00:25:04.378 --> 00:25:06.797
Just throw it in the bag,
you idiot.
430
00:25:06.797 --> 00:25:07.840
Yeah, okay.
431
00:25:07.840 --> 00:25:09.383
I'm gonna try you on...
432
00:25:09.383 --> 00:25:13.262
...later.
433
00:25:13.262 --> 00:25:15.514
No!
434
00:25:22.104 --> 00:25:23.481
They can't take my belt.
435
00:25:23.481 --> 00:25:25.316 line:5%
Dad already thinks
I'm not ready for it.
436
00:25:25.316 --> 00:25:27.902 line:5%
It'll be years before
he trusts me with another one.
437
00:25:29.487 --> 00:25:31.447 line:5%
Unless I get it back myself,
438
00:25:31.447 --> 00:25:34.200 line:5%
then Dad would see that
I am ready to be a superhero.
439
00:25:34.951 --> 00:25:36.577
Hello?
What's the emergency?
440
00:25:36.577 --> 00:25:37.912
Is anyone injured?
441
00:25:37.912 --> 00:25:40.790
No. But they will be.
442
00:25:40.790 --> 00:25:42.124
- Hello?
443
00:25:44.794 --> 00:25:46.337
- Come on, Selina.
444
00:25:46.337 --> 00:25:48.923
- You hear something?
445
00:26:00.101 --> 00:26:04.146 line:5%
Man, they wasted
a lot of moolah
on a bunch of dumb books.
446
00:26:04.146 --> 00:26:07.733
There's a whole shelf
on excavating shale rock
from underneath manors.
447
00:26:08.693 --> 00:26:10.027
That's weirdly specific.
448
00:26:11.445 --> 00:26:13.155
Hasn't anyone ever told you
449
00:26:13.155 --> 00:26:14.949
to be quiet in a library?
450
00:26:25.751 --> 00:26:27.628 line:5%
Give me back my belt.
451
00:26:29.171 --> 00:26:31.465
Okay, you have got
to be kidding me.
452
00:26:31.465 --> 00:26:33.676
Now, this
I've got to get.
453
00:26:33.676 --> 00:26:35.720
Nice entrance, kid.
454
00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:37.179
What are you supposed to be?
455
00:26:37.179 --> 00:26:38.639 line:5%
I'm Batman.
456
00:26:38.639 --> 00:26:41.976 line:5%
And your night just got
a whole lot darker.
457
00:26:42.935 --> 00:26:45.229
All right. Come here, kid.
458
00:26:45.229 --> 00:26:47.189
Where did he go?
459
00:26:47.189 --> 00:26:48.232
Peek-a-boo!
460
00:26:50.318 --> 00:26:52.945
- Ugh, just my luck.
461
00:26:52.945 --> 00:26:54.780
Okay, you little brat.
462
00:26:54.780 --> 00:26:56.115
You had your fun.
463
00:26:56.115 --> 00:26:58.326
Uh, I can't see anything.
464
00:26:58.326 --> 00:27:00.161
You can even
say you're blind
465
00:27:00.161 --> 00:27:01.287
as a bat.
466
00:27:01.287 --> 00:27:03.289
- What was that?
- What's going on?
467
00:27:05.541 --> 00:27:06.375
Adios.
468
00:27:07.293 --> 00:27:09.253
Get over here,
you little turdmuffin!
469
00:27:12.423 --> 00:27:15.384
I'm gonna
tear that bat's wings off.
470
00:27:15.384 --> 00:27:16.886
Is that all you got?
471
00:27:19.263 --> 00:27:20.264
Uh-oh.
472
00:27:28.022 --> 00:27:29.482
Argh!
473
00:27:31.484 --> 00:27:33.027
I'm gonna puke.
474
00:27:43.704 --> 00:27:45.498
I'm over here, bozos!
475
00:27:45.498 --> 00:27:47.833
Come and get me.
476
00:27:47.833 --> 00:27:50.252
I'm gonna deck the halls
with this kid.
477
00:27:59.845 --> 00:28:00.763
Ha!
478
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:14.485
What the...
479
00:28:14.485 --> 00:28:15.778
A kiddy pool?
480
00:28:15.778 --> 00:28:18.322
That's to put out
the grease fire.
481
00:28:18.322 --> 00:28:20.491
Water doesn't put out
grease fires.
482
00:28:20.491 --> 00:28:21.951
Exactly.
483
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:52.731
Is that our...
484
00:29:01.115 --> 00:29:03.200
Ugh! Congealed eel?
485
00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:04.994
That's it! I've had it!
486
00:29:04.994 --> 00:29:06.787
Grab what you can.
We're out of here.
487
00:29:08.539 --> 00:29:10.207
Load up. I'll start the van.
488
00:29:12.042 --> 00:29:14.211
- Let it go, kid.
489
00:29:14.211 --> 00:29:16.881
Give me back my utility belt.
490
00:29:16.881 --> 00:29:19.216
You mean my utility belt?
491
00:29:20.718 --> 00:29:22.970
Emergency! Call for help.
492
00:29:22.970 --> 00:29:24.889
- My precious little baby is...
- There it is.
493
00:29:27.099 --> 00:29:28.476
Ugh!
494
00:29:29.602 --> 00:29:30.686
Will you hurry up?
495
00:29:33.439 --> 00:29:35.900
- Stop! Get back here.
496
00:29:39.403 --> 00:29:40.237
Later, kid.
497
00:29:43.240 --> 00:29:45.743
Now, you're gonna feel
my ninja skills.
498
00:29:45.743 --> 00:29:47.203
This kid
just won't quit.
499
00:29:47.203 --> 00:29:48.454
Oh, that's no kid.
500
00:29:50.289 --> 00:29:52.416
That's some kind
of feral mutant.
501
00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:54.376
Whoa!
502
00:29:55.252 --> 00:29:57.379
Oh, no!
The boss is gonna kill us.
503
00:29:57.379 --> 00:29:59.798
Now you've got nothing.
504
00:29:59.798 --> 00:30:02.176
Oh, I wouldn't say nothing.
505
00:30:02.176 --> 00:30:04.386
Whoa!
506
00:30:05.262 --> 00:30:06.597
I got your belt.
507
00:30:06.597 --> 00:30:08.599
You lose, kid.
508
00:30:17.233 --> 00:30:18.108
Hm?
509
00:30:18.859 --> 00:30:20.027 line:5%
Whoa!
510
00:30:24.365 --> 00:30:28.369 line:5%
My belt may be gone,
but this is far from over.
511
00:30:28.369 --> 00:30:30.454
I will have vengeance.
512
00:30:30.454 --> 00:30:32.414
Because they didn't
cross some kid.
513
00:30:33.040 --> 00:30:34.917
They crossed Batman's kid!
514
00:30:46.637 --> 00:30:49.306
Sorry, Selina,
but you can't come.
515
00:30:49.306 --> 00:30:51.350
This is gonna be
way too dangerous.
516
00:30:52.434 --> 00:30:54.228
Once I pass through
these doors,
517
00:30:54.228 --> 00:30:56.522
the Damian you knew
will be no more.
518
00:30:56.522 --> 00:30:58.148
I know, you're scared for me.
519
00:30:58.148 --> 00:31:00.526
And honestly,
I'm a little scared, too.
520
00:31:01.235 --> 00:31:02.403
- But...
521
00:31:03.862 --> 00:31:04.697
Oh.
522
00:31:06.657 --> 00:31:08.325
Take care
of the house while I'm gone.
523
00:31:59.001 --> 00:32:02.504
♪ O holy night
The Stars... ♪
524
00:32:24.902 --> 00:32:26.195
Whoo-hoo!
525
00:32:30.449 --> 00:32:32.159
Let's see
that ice cream truck
526
00:32:32.159 --> 00:32:34.787
outrun this sick set
of wheels.
527
00:32:35.788 --> 00:32:37.623
Oh,
what do we have here?
528
00:32:46.465 --> 00:32:47.383
Huh...
529
00:32:48.425 --> 00:32:49.468
It's a bit saggy.
530
00:32:52.012 --> 00:32:54.890
Well, that one just leaves
nothing to the imagination.
531
00:33:07.611 --> 00:33:08.737
What's this?
532
00:33:14.827 --> 00:33:16.412 line:5%
No way.
533
00:33:26.714 --> 00:33:28.340
Dad made me a Batsuit.
534
00:33:33.762 --> 00:33:34.888
Awesome.
535
00:33:38.726 --> 00:33:41.603 line:5%
Whoa! Wait until
they get a load of me.
536
00:33:42.271 --> 00:33:44.523
Damian. It's Dad.
537
00:33:44.523 --> 00:33:45.733
Dad?
538
00:33:45.733 --> 00:33:48.902
If you're wearing that suit,
it means I am dead,
539
00:33:48.902 --> 00:33:50.779
and my worst fear
has come true.
540
00:33:50.779 --> 00:33:52.281
Crime is back in Gotham.
541
00:33:53.115 --> 00:33:55.367
And now you must take my place
and become...
542
00:33:56.326 --> 00:33:57.244
the Batman.
543
00:33:58.120 --> 00:34:00.456
Unless you broke into
the Batcave
and stole the suit,
544
00:34:00.456 --> 00:34:04.126
in which case you're
in big trouble, mister.
You just wait till I get home.
545
00:34:04.126 --> 00:34:05.127
Yikes.
546
00:34:06.128 --> 00:34:09.715
By now, I'd already
given you the utility belt
that goes with your suit.
547
00:34:09.715 --> 00:34:13.051
That Batsuit is the most
technologically advanced yet.
548
00:34:13.051 --> 00:34:14.303
Heck, yeah.
549
00:34:14.303 --> 00:34:16.013
But before we get
into that tech,
550
00:34:16.013 --> 00:34:18.098
there's a few things
your father would like
to share with you,
551
00:34:18.098 --> 00:34:19.767
in case we never
got the chance.
552
00:34:19.767 --> 00:34:21.185
Like when I met your mom.
553
00:34:21.185 --> 00:34:23.520
Damian, your mother
was a total smokeshow.
554
00:34:23.520 --> 00:34:26.398
How do you
fast forward this thing?
555
00:34:26.398 --> 00:34:28.525
- ...Sugar Moose.
-
556
00:34:28.525 --> 00:34:29.693
...you might be
getting to that age
557
00:34:29.693 --> 00:34:32.070
where your body
is going through
some changes...
558
00:34:32.070 --> 00:34:33.489
Ugh! Gross.
559
00:34:36.617 --> 00:34:38.243
You gotta be careful, Damian.
560
00:34:39.244 --> 00:34:42.915
Oh, Alfred,
the diaper's integrity,
it's been compromised.
561
00:34:42.915 --> 00:34:45.501
- I need wipes...
- Ah, Dad.
562
00:34:48.253 --> 00:34:49.963
...and though I'd won
the brutal fight,
563
00:34:49.963 --> 00:34:53.300
the searing pain
of the injuries I sustained
are still with me.
564
00:34:53.300 --> 00:34:54.301
Every day.
565
00:34:55.594 --> 00:34:57.387
Okay, so, onto the Batsuit.
566
00:34:57.387 --> 00:34:58.555
Yeah!
567
00:34:58.555 --> 00:35:02.726
To be honest, Damian,
part of me never wanted you
to have to put that suit on.
568
00:35:02.726 --> 00:35:05.103
But another part of me
always knew deep down
569
00:35:05.103 --> 00:35:07.606
that this is what
you were born to do.
570
00:35:07.606 --> 00:35:11.276
My only regret
is not being by your side
when you did it.
571
00:35:11.276 --> 00:35:14.154
Thankfully, that's where
the suit's tech comes in.
572
00:35:14.154 --> 00:35:18.534
With the help of AI,
I've programmed myself
into the suit.
573
00:35:18.534 --> 00:35:20.744
Activating Bat-Dad.
574
00:35:30.921 --> 00:35:32.172
Upload complete.
575
00:35:33.382 --> 00:35:35.551
Okay. Good luck, Damian.
576
00:35:35.551 --> 00:35:38.637
And remember,
I'll be with you always.
577
00:35:39.721 --> 00:35:41.306
Ending transmission.
578
00:35:41.306 --> 00:35:42.349
Kapow!
579
00:35:42.349 --> 00:35:44.142
♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na ♪
580
00:35:47.688 --> 00:35:48.605
Dad?
581
00:35:53.485 --> 00:35:56.405
Bat-Dad online.
Hello, Damian.
582
00:35:56.405 --> 00:35:59.741 line:5%
Wow, you can talk? Cool.
583
00:35:59.741 --> 00:36:02.744 line:5%
Uh... computer, status report.
584
00:36:02.744 --> 00:36:04.580
Please, call me Bat-Dad.
585
00:36:04.580 --> 00:36:08.500
Bio scans indicate
you are eight years
and four days old.
586
00:36:08.500 --> 00:36:11.003
Recommendation,
time for night-night.
587
00:36:11.003 --> 00:36:14.256 line:5%
Great. It's just as overbearing
as the real thing.
588
00:36:14.256 --> 00:36:16.592
Would you like me
to read you a story?
589
00:36:16.592 --> 00:36:18.010 line:5%
No, thank you.
590
00:36:18.010 --> 00:36:22.180
My memory matrix says
I would often read Happy
Puppy's First Day of School.
591
00:36:22.180 --> 00:36:24.099
We don't have time for this,
Bat-Dad.
592
00:36:24.099 --> 00:36:26.351
I have it downloaded
in six languages.
593
00:36:26.351 --> 00:36:28.604
Mute, mute, mute!
594
00:36:28.604 --> 00:36:31.273
It sounds like
you'd like to mute
your dead father.
595
00:36:31.273 --> 00:36:33.191
Would you like to mute
your dead father?
596
00:36:33.191 --> 00:36:36.945 line:5%
No. I mean, yes,
but my dad isn't...
597
00:36:38.113 --> 00:36:39.615
Just mute, please.
598
00:36:39.615 --> 00:36:41.700
No mute function found.
599
00:36:41.700 --> 00:36:43.035
Then why did you just offer?
600
00:36:52.252 --> 00:36:53.837
Whoa!
601
00:36:55.464 --> 00:36:57.466 line:5%
Awesome.
602
00:36:57.466 --> 00:36:59.301
I'm not
detecting a car seat.
603
00:36:59.301 --> 00:37:01.845
Safety guidelines recommend
children under ten--
604
00:37:01.845 --> 00:37:04.806
Can we just focus?
I need to get my belt back.
605
00:37:04.806 --> 00:37:06.767
Affirmative.
The ability to focus
606
00:37:06.767 --> 00:37:09.353
is a quality
every good superhero
must possess.
607
00:37:09.353 --> 00:37:10.646
Uh-huh, yep, thanks.
608
00:37:10.646 --> 00:37:13.523
But I already know
the qualities
of a good superhero.
609
00:37:13.523 --> 00:37:16.068
Excellent.
Would you care to review?
610
00:37:16.068 --> 00:37:18.612
Focus, responsibility,
sacrifice--
611
00:37:18.612 --> 00:37:20.322
Please, just stop talking.
612
00:37:20.322 --> 00:37:22.449
Now let's drive this car.
613
00:37:43.929 --> 00:37:45.597
Come on, go.
614
00:37:45.597 --> 00:37:48.809
Ugh! What's wrong
with this thing?
615
00:38:03.699 --> 00:38:05.033
♪ Really, want
Really want for Christmas ♪
616
00:38:05.033 --> 00:38:09.579
♪ All I really want
Really want for Christmas ♪
617
00:38:10.497 --> 00:38:11.748
Whoo-hoo!
618
00:38:11.748 --> 00:38:19.089
♪ All I really want
Really want for Christmas ♪
619
00:38:19.089 --> 00:38:21.049
Ooh. What's this red button do?
620
00:38:21.049 --> 00:38:23.552
That is the turbo thruster.
But I would advise against--
621
00:38:24.970 --> 00:38:26.888
This is awesome!
622
00:38:26.888 --> 00:38:31.977
♪ All I really want
Really want for Christmas ♪
623
00:38:31.977 --> 00:38:33.895 line:5%
♪ Is everything
On my list, baby, hey ♪
624
00:38:33.895 --> 00:38:41.445
♪ All I really want
Really want for Christmas ♪
625
00:38:41.445 --> 00:38:43.447
♪ Is everything
On my list, baby, hey ♪
626
00:38:43.447 --> 00:38:45.449
♪ Under the mistletoe
I got it made ♪
627
00:38:46.158 --> 00:38:48.201
♪ Red cup, cherry limeade ♪
628
00:38:48.201 --> 00:38:50.287
♪ So much food
It's like a buffet ♪
629
00:38:50.287 --> 00:38:52.914
♪ I got next
I'm the king of spades ♪
630
00:38:52.914 --> 00:38:55.292
♪ Little kids
Dress up real silly ♪
631
00:38:59.755 --> 00:39:02.507
Now let's find those punks
who stole my belt.
632
00:39:03.300 --> 00:39:05.594
♪ All I really want
Really want for Christmas ♪
633
00:39:05.594 --> 00:39:07.637
♪ Is everything
On my list, baby, hey ♪
634
00:39:18.398 --> 00:39:22.319
Oh.
This is some swanky
villain hideout.
635
00:39:22.319 --> 00:39:24.071
What do you think
is in the vats?
636
00:39:24.071 --> 00:39:26.490
Probably us.
We had one job and we blew it.
637
00:39:26.490 --> 00:39:28.909
Now we've got to meet
the boss empty handed.
638
00:39:29.743 --> 00:39:31.787
We are in so much trouble.
639
00:39:31.787 --> 00:39:34.873
Relax. We're not
completely empty handed.
640
00:39:34.873 --> 00:39:36.249
Let me do the talking.
641
00:39:40.378 --> 00:39:42.672
On second thoughts,
you do the talking.
642
00:39:46.676 --> 00:39:49.429
Hello, sir. You in here?
643
00:39:49.429 --> 00:39:54.101
My associate and I were
just saying what
a lovely hideout you...
644
00:39:56.978 --> 00:39:59.189
have... here.
645
00:40:04.820 --> 00:40:10.450
Well, if it isn't my two
favorite new henchmen,
Roscoe and Whatchamacallit.
646
00:40:11.326 --> 00:40:14.371
Um... she's Francine, and I'm--
647
00:40:14.371 --> 00:40:17.249
Good evening, Mr. Joker, sir.
648
00:40:17.249 --> 00:40:20.127
You two are looking
a little worse for wear.
649
00:40:20.127 --> 00:40:24.422
Hopefully that's a sign
you did your part
in my a master plan for Gotham.
650
00:40:24.422 --> 00:40:28.301
Oh, how I want to make this
a very special Christmas Eve.
651
00:40:28.301 --> 00:40:30.595
Oh, yeah, we had a blast.
652
00:40:30.595 --> 00:40:32.597
You should have seen
this one bloke, he was like--
653
00:40:32.597 --> 00:40:35.600
I'm sorry if I gave
the impression I cared.
654
00:40:35.600 --> 00:40:38.562
Now then,
what do you got for me?
655
00:40:38.562 --> 00:40:42.190
Oh, what do we got?
Oh, sure, uh...
656
00:40:42.190 --> 00:40:43.900
Why don't you go ahead
and do that, Terry,
657
00:40:43.900 --> 00:40:45.235
since you're kind of
spearheading that?
658
00:40:45.235 --> 00:40:48.113
No, no, you do the honors, Francine.
659
00:40:48.113 --> 00:40:49.573
You do it.
660
00:40:49.573 --> 00:40:51.158
It wasn't me who lost the loot.
661
00:40:51.158 --> 00:40:53.952
I wouldn't have
dropped the loot
if you'd driven straight
662
00:40:54.077 --> 00:40:56.163
instead of being scared by
a two-year-old.
663
00:40:56.163 --> 00:40:57.205
He was at least
four and a half.
664
00:40:57.205 --> 00:40:59.875
Just give it to me.
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
665
00:40:59.875 --> 00:41:02.210
Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme.
666
00:41:02.210 --> 00:41:04.713
Uh... here you go, boss.
667
00:41:08.383 --> 00:41:09.426
What's happening here?
668
00:41:10.260 --> 00:41:11.094
Where's the rest?
669
00:41:11.094 --> 00:41:15.015
That, actually, is the rest,
Mr. Joker. Sir.
670
00:41:15.015 --> 00:41:18.143
You've been out all day
and you just bring me this?
671
00:41:20.520 --> 00:41:23.315 line:5%
Of all the elves I had
do my Christmas bidding,
672
00:41:23.315 --> 00:41:26.610 line:5%
I gave you two
the poshest neighborhood.
673
00:41:26.610 --> 00:41:29.029
We had more. Lots more.
674
00:41:29.029 --> 00:41:33.950
But then we ran into
a number of unforeseen,
unfortunate--
675
00:41:33.950 --> 00:41:34.868
It was Batman.
676
00:41:34.868 --> 00:41:38.955
Batman? Impossible.
I tricked him into
leaving Gotham.
677
00:41:38.955 --> 00:41:42.542
Oh, even after
all these years apart,
he still ruins everything.
678
00:41:42.542 --> 00:41:46.463
How can he be everywhere
at the same time?
All at once, all the time?
679
00:41:46.463 --> 00:41:48.423
I'm so sick
of these Batman games.
680
00:41:50.425 --> 00:41:52.636
No, it was a little Batman.
681
00:41:53.970 --> 00:41:55.347
Little Batman?
682
00:41:55.347 --> 00:41:57.432
What, did he shrink
or something? Hm?
683
00:41:57.432 --> 00:42:00.227
What Terry is trying
to say is--
684
00:42:00.227 --> 00:42:02.520
So, there was this little kid
dressed up as Batman.
685
00:42:02.520 --> 00:42:05.523
He beat the crud out of us
in a surprisingly
skillful manner.
686
00:42:06.691 --> 00:42:08.693
And it was all
because of that belt.
687
00:42:09.527 --> 00:42:11.780
He went berserk for it.
688
00:42:18.620 --> 00:42:19.871
So, let me get this straight.
689
00:42:19.871 --> 00:42:22.874
You're telling me
you two were beat by
a child in a...
690
00:42:22.874 --> 00:42:24.876 line:5%
Batman costume?
691
00:42:24.876 --> 00:42:28.463
More like PJs
and a paper-bag mask.
692
00:42:28.463 --> 00:42:30.131
There you go. See for yourself.
693
00:42:32.217 --> 00:42:33.635
I'm afraid of the dark.
694
00:42:33.635 --> 00:42:35.720
- What was that?
- What's going on?
695
00:42:38.974 --> 00:42:41.977
Ooh, my. Look at that
little hellion go.
696
00:42:41.977 --> 00:42:44.271
And such rad ninja skills.
697
00:42:45.563 --> 00:42:48.900
Whoa! Was that a grease fire?
So clever.
698
00:42:48.900 --> 00:42:52.570
How do you rewind this thing?
Okay, okay, here it is.
699
00:42:53.947 --> 00:42:57.242
Oh, he really fried you
like a couple of
chicken fingers.
700
00:42:57.242 --> 00:43:00.036
Okay, okay.
One more time.
701
00:43:05.875 --> 00:43:08.003
This child is sensational.
702
00:43:08.003 --> 00:43:10.630
Give me my belt.
703
00:43:10.630 --> 00:43:13.216
I was only planning
to steal Christmas.
704
00:43:13.216 --> 00:43:16.469
But after watching
this kid's work,
it's all so clear.
705
00:43:16.469 --> 00:43:19.014
Why would we just
steal Gotham's Christmas
706
00:43:19.014 --> 00:43:23.852
when it would be
so much more festive
to destroy it?
707
00:43:23.852 --> 00:43:25.020
And who better to do it
708
00:43:25.020 --> 00:43:29.941
than a merry little Batman?
709
00:43:39.868 --> 00:43:41.411
What do you have in mind, boss?
710
00:43:42.162 --> 00:43:43.121
Are you still here?
711
00:43:49.085 --> 00:43:50.628
Can I at least
have my phone?
712
00:43:56.426 --> 00:43:59.512
Give me my belt.
713
00:43:59.512 --> 00:44:03.224
My, how the little cherub
wants his toy belt back.
714
00:44:06.603 --> 00:44:08.355
Did I miss
all the fun?
715
00:44:08.355 --> 00:44:11.566
No. In fact, thanks
to this stocking stuffer,
716
00:44:11.566 --> 00:44:13.109
the real fun is about to begin.
717
00:44:13.943 --> 00:44:16.446
Sounds divine.
718
00:44:19.157 --> 00:44:23.870
Now, if I were a kid
looking for my toy,
where would I look?
719
00:44:23.870 --> 00:44:25.121
Hm.
720
00:44:25.121 --> 00:44:26.664
Of course.
721
00:44:28.166 --> 00:44:31.795 line:5%
Or should I say, "Ho, ho, ho."
722
00:44:42.555 --> 00:44:45.558
Looking for those scum this way
is taking too long.
723
00:44:45.558 --> 00:44:48.353
Bat-Dad, don't you have
some kind of secret
surveillance system?
724
00:44:48.353 --> 00:44:50.647
You know, one that can
tap into everyone's cell phones
725
00:44:50.647 --> 00:44:52.023
and give us eyes everywhere?
726
00:44:52.023 --> 00:44:53.817
Aha. I'm sorry.
727
00:44:53.817 --> 00:44:56.903
That would be
an egregious violation
of basic privacy.
728
00:44:56.903 --> 00:45:00.073
No one should be allowed
to have eyes and ears everywhere.
729
00:45:00.073 --> 00:45:03.701 line:5%
Lucky for us,
someone already does.
730
00:45:08.581 --> 00:45:10.375
Santa Claus.
731
00:45:10.375 --> 00:45:12.919
You should get a picture.
Alfred would love that.
732
00:45:12.919 --> 00:45:16.005
No pictures, only justice.
733
00:45:18.675 --> 00:45:22.345
Oh, man,
I'm the worst dad ever.
734
00:45:22.345 --> 00:45:25.390
And I'm not racking up
any superhero points, either.
735
00:45:25.390 --> 00:45:29.561
Anomaly.
Come on, Bruce.
Walked right into that one.
736
00:45:29.561 --> 00:45:32.188
I mean, this is textbook
supervillain stuff.
737
00:45:32.188 --> 00:45:35.108
Step one, get Batman
out of town.
738
00:45:35.108 --> 00:45:39.237
Step two, unleash an evil plot
and threaten Gotham
and all its people.
739
00:45:39.946 --> 00:45:41.531
All its people...
740
00:45:41.531 --> 00:45:46.703
Damian! Great, like that kid
doesn't find a way
to find trouble on his own.
741
00:45:47.287 --> 00:45:50.457
I mean, by now he probably...
742
00:45:52.041 --> 00:45:53.877
Dad, help me.
743
00:45:53.877 --> 00:45:55.962
Dad, I need you.
744
00:45:55.962 --> 00:45:59.007
Damian! I'll see you
in the Promised Land.
745
00:46:00.216 --> 00:46:01.551
Alfred, no...
746
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:03.720
Ahh, no!
747
00:46:05.013 --> 00:46:06.389
Don't go there.
748
00:46:06.389 --> 00:46:08.892
Remember what
your therapist said
about your brooding?
749
00:46:08.892 --> 00:46:11.644
Just focus
on the repair, Brucey.
750
00:46:12.645 --> 00:46:14.147
Let's see what we got.
751
00:46:16.191 --> 00:46:18.318
Yep, that's what I thought.
752
00:46:19.110 --> 00:46:20.153
Freeze.
753
00:46:34.209 --> 00:46:35.710
Whoa!
754
00:46:42.675 --> 00:46:44.636
Look at all these toys.
755
00:46:52.602 --> 00:46:55.396
Happy holidays.
756
00:47:00.401 --> 00:47:03.488
- Donut eat it all at once.
757
00:47:04.948 --> 00:47:05.990
Donuts.
758
00:47:09.577 --> 00:47:13.623 line:5%
Focus on the belt.
I am the night.
I am the night.
759
00:47:17.168 --> 00:47:19.087
Excuse me, citizen of Gotham.
760
00:47:19.087 --> 00:47:22.549
Uh-oh. Looks like
someone got their holidays
mixed up.
761
00:47:22.549 --> 00:47:24.092
It's not Halloween, silly.
762
00:47:24.092 --> 00:47:26.094
Santa Claus. Where is he?
763
00:47:26.094 --> 00:47:29.556
Why, jolly old St. Nick's
up in his North Pole workshop,
of course.
764
00:47:29.556 --> 00:47:30.974
Located in our toy department.
765
00:47:33.768 --> 00:47:35.770
The escalators
are right over there.
766
00:47:45.446 --> 00:47:47.115
Thank you. Merry Christmas.
767
00:47:52.495 --> 00:47:55.123
It's your turn, little bat boy.
768
00:47:55.999 --> 00:47:58.084
Whoo-hoo, Santa!
769
00:47:59.919 --> 00:48:02.505
I don't have time
to get into anything
on my Christmas list.
770
00:48:02.505 --> 00:48:06.259
Like a new pair of
titanium Bat-cuffs
or some Bat-Cloaking gear,
771
00:48:06.259 --> 00:48:08.678
or this really cool pneumatic
Bat-Grenade launcher
772
00:48:08.678 --> 00:48:09.762
that comes with the laser scope
773
00:48:09.762 --> 00:48:11.472
and the glow-in-the-dark
Bat-symbols.
774
00:48:18.688 --> 00:48:20.523
I need information, Santa.
775
00:48:23.401 --> 00:48:24.736
Wait a minute.
776
00:48:25.528 --> 00:48:26.988
You're not Santa.
777
00:48:26.988 --> 00:48:27.989
Sure, he is.
778
00:48:30.491 --> 00:48:31.659
Hello.
779
00:48:31.659 --> 00:48:37.081
How else could he possibly
know what you really
want for Christmas?
780
00:48:38.958 --> 00:48:40.752
Wait. How did you...
781
00:48:42.253 --> 00:48:43.630
Poison Ivy!
782
00:48:44.547 --> 00:48:48.217
And you must be... Bane.
783
00:48:48.217 --> 00:48:50.887
Come get your little belt,
Bat-Mite.
784
00:48:51.721 --> 00:48:53.348
Give me that back.
785
00:49:07.236 --> 00:49:08.071
Terrific.
786
00:49:09.447 --> 00:49:12.241
Observation.
The collateral damage
you are causing
787
00:49:12.241 --> 00:49:13.242
is putting you and others--
788
00:49:13.242 --> 00:49:15.078
I can't stop now.
If I get my belt back,
789
00:49:15.078 --> 00:49:17.538
I'll prove that
I'm ready to be a superhero.
790
00:49:24.962 --> 00:49:27.131
Huh.
791
00:49:31.135 --> 00:49:32.720
Works every time.
792
00:49:33.262 --> 00:49:34.097
Whoa!
793
00:49:35.890 --> 00:49:38.559
I picked something up for you
in the garden section.
794
00:49:43.356 --> 00:49:44.190
My foliage.
795
00:49:46.317 --> 00:49:47.568
Finally.
796
00:49:55.368 --> 00:49:57.995
Not yet.
Remember what Joker said.
797
00:49:57.995 --> 00:50:01.791
We have to let
the little disaster artist
work his magic first.
798
00:50:09.382 --> 00:50:10.508
No!
799
00:50:14.262 --> 00:50:16.013
Why... does... Santa...
800
00:50:16.013 --> 00:50:17.890
need so many... reindeer?
801
00:50:25.481 --> 00:50:26.566
Whoa, whoa!
802
00:50:38.703 --> 00:50:39.704
- What's going on?
803
00:50:39.704 --> 00:50:41.956
- You okay, kid?
- It's a freaking bat.
804
00:50:41.956 --> 00:50:44.959
It's okay, citizens.
I... I'm a super...
805
00:50:53.676 --> 00:50:54.844
Oh, no.
806
00:51:07.231 --> 00:51:08.274
Hey, watch it.
807
00:51:32.381 --> 00:51:35.802 line:5%
Bat-Dad, bring up directions
to the Gotham Zoo.
808
00:51:35.802 --> 00:51:36.969 line:5%
Moments ago,
809
00:51:36.969 --> 00:51:39.639 line:5%
a tiny, masked figure
single handedly perpetrated
810
00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:44.143 line:5%
the most odious act
of yuletide vandalism
this city has ever seen.
811
00:51:44.143 --> 00:51:47.563 line:5%
I spoke to a concerned citizen
who had this to say.
812
00:51:48.356 --> 00:51:50.316 line:5%
I'm concerned.
813
00:51:50.316 --> 00:51:52.652 line:5%
Who was this
snack-sized scrooge?
814
00:51:52.652 --> 00:51:55.363 line:5%
And why did he have to
ruin it for everybody?
815
00:51:55.363 --> 00:51:57.490 line:5%
Those questions
remain unanswered.
816
00:51:57.490 --> 00:52:00.910 line:5%
But this home grown Gothamite
will only say this:
817
00:52:00.910 --> 00:52:03.663
Humbug to you,
you little menace.
818
00:52:03.663 --> 00:52:07.667
Wherever you are,
it'll take more than
knocking down our tree
819
00:52:07.667 --> 00:52:10.002
to ruin this city's
Christmas spirit.
820
00:52:10.002 --> 00:52:13.172
Not mine. I love that tree.
821
00:52:14.131 --> 00:52:17.510
What a genius.
822
00:52:19.762 --> 00:52:22.723
He's an absolute miniature
maestro of mayhem.
823
00:52:22.723 --> 00:52:25.852
He's exceeded
my wildest expectations,
824
00:52:25.852 --> 00:52:29.438
and he's playing into
my plan perfectly.
825
00:52:33.025 --> 00:52:33.985
Talk to me.
826
00:52:33.985 --> 00:52:36.612
The kid's belt
was delivered to the bird
as planned?
827
00:52:36.612 --> 00:52:38.364
Fantastic.
828
00:52:38.364 --> 00:52:42.326
I'm gonna bring a sleigh
full of Christmas chaos
to his next stop.
829
00:52:47.540 --> 00:52:48.541
But, you know...
830
00:52:49.876 --> 00:52:54.255
I'm curious to see
just how much more damage
our little dynamo could cause,
831
00:52:54.255 --> 00:52:56.424
if properly motivated.
832
00:52:58.134 --> 00:53:02.013
Yes, it's time
for the boy and I to tango.
833
00:53:05.808 --> 00:53:07.143
- But...
834
00:53:07.143 --> 00:53:08.644
Huh? I don't wanna waltz.
835
00:53:08.644 --> 00:53:10.187
It's... it's an expression.
836
00:53:10.187 --> 00:53:12.273
Never mind.
I wanna talk to the kid.
837
00:53:15.359 --> 00:53:18.112
That does it.
I'm moving to Metropolis.
838
00:53:28.873 --> 00:53:32.043
I know you're out here.
Show yourself.
839
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:40.635
Victor.
840
00:53:41.886 --> 00:53:46.015
Tonight's forecast,
a freeze is coming.
841
00:53:46.015 --> 00:53:48.601
All these years,
you show up out of nowhere,
842
00:53:48.601 --> 00:53:50.186
that's your opener?
843
00:53:50.186 --> 00:53:54.273
What about,
"Tonight, hell freezes over?"
844
00:53:54.273 --> 00:53:56.692
Nope. Still lame.
845
00:53:56.692 --> 00:53:58.945
Dang it. It sounded better
in my head.
846
00:53:58.945 --> 00:54:00.488
Never mind that, Freeze.
847
00:54:00.488 --> 00:54:02.114
Why was I lured out
to the middle--
848
00:54:02.114 --> 00:54:03.699
Oh, wait, I got one.
849
00:54:03.699 --> 00:54:06.869
Time for you
to get ice-creamed.
850
00:54:28.140 --> 00:54:31.018
Answer me! Freeze!
Why did you bring me here?
851
00:54:31.769 --> 00:54:32.687
Whoa.
852
00:54:37.316 --> 00:54:38.776
Haven't you figured it out?
853
00:54:38.776 --> 00:54:42.279
We needed to get the Bat
out of Gotham.
854
00:54:42.279 --> 00:54:47.868
However, it appears
a much smaller Bat
has taken its place.
855
00:54:49.370 --> 00:54:50.579
Damian!
856
00:55:06.137 --> 00:55:08.305
We've looked everywhere.
857
00:55:08.305 --> 00:55:11.225
There's no sign of that van
or my belt.
858
00:55:12.018 --> 00:55:13.644
Earlier,
you remarked on the need
859
00:55:13.644 --> 00:55:15.855
to prove your readiness
to become a superhero.
860
00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:17.481
Prove to whom?
861
00:55:18.691 --> 00:55:19.734
To you.
862
00:55:19.734 --> 00:55:22.653
Uh, not you, my dad.
863
00:55:22.653 --> 00:55:24.363
So I am not dead.
864
00:55:24.363 --> 00:55:26.657
That is certainly welcome news.
865
00:55:26.657 --> 00:55:28.451
Sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
866
00:55:28.451 --> 00:55:29.618
It is not your fault.
867
00:55:29.618 --> 00:55:32.496
My central processing
made an erroneous assumption.
868
00:55:34.457 --> 00:55:36.250
- Observation.
- What?
869
00:55:36.250 --> 00:55:38.711
I may only be
a simulation of your father,
870
00:55:38.711 --> 00:55:41.255
but after an analysis
of his cognitive patterns
871
00:55:41.255 --> 00:55:43.758
in relation to your
current goal orientation,
872
00:55:43.758 --> 00:55:46.385
I have determined
that the two do not align.
873
00:55:46.385 --> 00:55:48.179
Wanna break that down, Bat-Dad?
874
00:55:48.179 --> 00:55:51.432
Getting your belt back
won't prove anything
to your dad.
875
00:55:52.850 --> 00:55:55.978
Maybe you think it won't,
but I know it will.
876
00:55:55.978 --> 00:55:57.313
It has to.
877
00:55:57.313 --> 00:56:00.775
Being Batman alongside my dad
is all I've ever wanted.
878
00:56:00.775 --> 00:56:03.569
I have to show Dad
I can handle myself.
879
00:56:03.569 --> 00:56:05.821
He worries way too much.
880
00:56:05.821 --> 00:56:09.325
He still makes me wear floaties
in the bathtub.
881
00:56:09.325 --> 00:56:12.161
I mean, come on.
I'm not a baby.
882
00:56:12.161 --> 00:56:14.455
Indeed. You are not a baby.
883
00:56:14.455 --> 00:56:17.041
You have been alive
for eight years.
884
00:56:17.041 --> 00:56:18.751
And four days.
885
00:56:18.751 --> 00:56:21.420
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
886
00:56:23.047 --> 00:56:24.215
I like this place.
887
00:56:25.091 --> 00:56:28.886
My memory matrix recalls
visiting many times
with my parents.
888
00:56:30.471 --> 00:56:31.889
I miss doing that with them.
889
00:56:32.890 --> 00:56:34.433
Why did they stop taking--
890
00:56:35.476 --> 00:56:37.686
Oh, right.
891
00:56:37.686 --> 00:56:39.605
Yes, right.
892
00:56:50.074 --> 00:56:54.036
It must have been really hard
to lose your mom and dad
when you were just a kid.
893
00:56:55.913 --> 00:56:58.874
Although the memories
are technically not mine,
894
00:56:58.874 --> 00:57:00.751
it was very hard to be alone.
895
00:57:01.627 --> 00:57:03.629
In fact, your father created me
896
00:57:03.629 --> 00:57:08.342
in part to ensure
you would never know
a loneliness like that.
897
00:57:08.342 --> 00:57:09.885
Wow, he did?
898
00:57:13.097 --> 00:57:15.558
Hey, Bat-Dad, observation.
899
00:57:15.558 --> 00:57:17.143
Yes, Damian?
900
00:57:18.227 --> 00:57:19.395
I'm glad he did.
901
00:57:20.020 --> 00:57:21.647
I wouldn't want to be alone
right now.
902
00:57:22.231 --> 00:57:23.732
I'm glad I am here, too.
903
00:57:24.859 --> 00:57:26.443
You're a good friend, Bat-Dad.
904
00:57:27.027 --> 00:57:30.072
I'd give you a big hug
if I wasn't, you know,
905
00:57:30.072 --> 00:57:31.407
wearing you.
906
00:57:31.407 --> 00:57:32.491
It's okay.
907
00:57:32.491 --> 00:57:36.036
Just promise to give one
to your father
when you next see him.
908
00:57:36.954 --> 00:57:39.582
Yeah, I kind of owe him
one anyway.
909
00:57:41.876 --> 00:57:42.710
What the--
910
00:57:47.131 --> 00:57:48.299
Whoo-hoo!
911
00:57:51.510 --> 00:57:53.971
Caution.
I'm detecting thin ice.
912
00:58:11.155 --> 00:58:15.034
My environmental
assessment system
indicates this may be a trap.
913
00:58:15.034 --> 00:58:17.578
I was thinking the same thing,
Bat-Dad.
914
00:58:23.250 --> 00:58:25.211 line:5%
- Oswald Cobblepot.
- Oswald Cobblepot.
915
00:58:25.211 --> 00:58:28.005
I prefer The Penguin.
916
00:58:28.964 --> 00:58:31.300
You have my belt, Birdbrain.
917
00:58:31.300 --> 00:58:36.138
My, my. He said
you were an obnoxious
little brat.
918
00:58:36.138 --> 00:58:37.139
Who said that?
919
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:42.144
Come now, Oswald.
920
00:58:42.144 --> 00:58:45.022
I never used
those words exactly.
921
00:58:45.022 --> 00:58:46.357
Joker!
922
00:58:46.357 --> 00:58:49.109
Oh, he may be obnoxious,
and he certainly acts
like a brat,
923
00:58:49.109 --> 00:58:51.487
but I never called him--
What was the last one?
924
00:58:52.529 --> 00:58:53.489
Oh, it'll come to me.
925
00:58:53.489 --> 00:58:55.324
What do you want, Joker?
926
00:58:55.324 --> 00:58:58.661
Oh, you know your Uncle Joker.
Always stirring the pot.
927
00:59:00.454 --> 00:59:01.622
Now listen carefully.
928
00:59:01.622 --> 00:59:05.042
You will never
get your belt back.
929
00:59:07.044 --> 00:59:10.297
Caution.
Joker is a master manipulator.
930
00:59:10.297 --> 00:59:14.134
Never ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever, get it back.
931
00:59:14.718 --> 00:59:16.220
Oh, yes, I will.
932
00:59:16.220 --> 00:59:17.888 line:5%
-Will not.
- Will too.
933
00:59:17.888 --> 00:59:19.473
- Will not.
- Will too.
934
00:59:19.473 --> 00:59:21.475
Will not infinity.
And don't say
infinity plus one,
935
00:59:21.475 --> 00:59:22.559
because I can do this all day.
936
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:24.645
Six weeks is his record.
937
00:59:24.645 --> 00:59:28.816
And do you know
how I can be so sure
you'll never get it back?
938
00:59:28.816 --> 00:59:32.528
Because it is so clear to me,
and to everyone,
939
00:59:32.528 --> 00:59:36.865
that you simply don't have
what it takes
to be a superhero.
940
00:59:38.701 --> 00:59:39.952
I mean, look at your belt.
941
00:59:39.952 --> 00:59:41.829
It's right there,
942
00:59:41.829 --> 00:59:44.832
but I bet you couldn't
even snatch it
from old Penguin here.
943
00:59:44.832 --> 00:59:48.210
Weak, old, pathetic,
enfeebled, incontinent--
944
00:59:48.210 --> 00:59:49.128
Hey!
945
00:59:49.128 --> 00:59:52.715 line:5%
Oh, yeah?
Give me back my belt.
946
00:59:52.715 --> 00:59:53.799
Whoa! Easy, kid.
947
00:59:53.799 --> 00:59:55.592
You heard the clown.
I'm enfeebled.
948
00:59:55.592 --> 00:59:58.095
Now, that's proper motivation.
949
00:59:58.220 --> 00:59:59.346
My work here is done.
950
00:59:59.346 --> 01:00:01.181
This plan better work.
951
01:00:01.181 --> 01:00:02.599 line:5%
All right, pipsqueak.
952
01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:04.101
Come and get it.
953
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:14.653
Yeah!
954
01:00:31.253 --> 01:00:33.130
Warning.
955
01:00:33.130 --> 01:00:35.549
Core processing unit damaged.
956
01:00:35.549 --> 01:00:37.968
So long, Bat-Brat.
957
01:00:45.893 --> 01:00:48.395
Merry Christmas, Gotham.
958
01:00:51.565 --> 01:00:53.233
Now, look at that.
959
01:00:53.233 --> 01:00:54.735
My ride's here.
960
01:00:54.735 --> 01:00:56.987
Toodle-oo.
961
01:00:56.987 --> 01:00:59.239 line:5%
This ends now.
962
01:00:59.239 --> 01:01:01.825
Warning.
The damage I sustained
963
01:01:01.825 --> 01:01:03.911
has compromised
the suit's integrity.
964
01:01:03.911 --> 01:01:07.831
Adjusting to compression
at this altitude will bring
power below critical level.
965
01:01:07.831 --> 01:01:09.416
Hang on.
We're almost there.
966
01:01:10.959 --> 01:01:12.669
Got room for one more?
967
01:01:12.669 --> 01:01:14.880
Huh? For such a little kid,
968
01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:17.383
you sure are a pain
in the neck.
969
01:01:17.383 --> 01:01:19.593
- Whoa.
970
01:01:19.593 --> 01:01:21.345
Whoa, whoa.
971
01:01:23.180 --> 01:01:24.681
23 skidoo.
972
01:01:25.307 --> 01:01:27.184
I bid you adieu.
973
01:01:35.359 --> 01:01:38.237
What? He's a freak
of nature.
974
01:01:54.128 --> 01:01:55.629
Whoa!
975
01:01:56.505 --> 01:01:58.632
Warning.
Power levels
below critical.
976
01:02:06.723 --> 01:02:09.226
Let go, kid.
You'll kill us both.
977
01:02:09.226 --> 01:02:10.727
Give it to me! Give it to me!
978
01:02:10.727 --> 01:02:11.728
Give it to me!
979
01:02:11.728 --> 01:02:14.857 line:5%
Fine. Take it.
I hope it was worth it.
980
01:02:20.904 --> 01:02:23.073
No!
981
01:02:23.991 --> 01:02:25.909
What do I do? What do I do?
982
01:02:25.909 --> 01:02:28.370
Solution.
Diverting remaining power
983
01:02:28.370 --> 01:02:30.497
to my inflation systems
will break your fall.
984
01:02:30.497 --> 01:02:32.082 line:5%
But what will happen to you?
985
01:02:32.916 --> 01:02:34.042
I am sorry, Damian.
986
01:02:34.835 --> 01:02:36.253
I will not survive.
987
01:02:36.253 --> 01:02:37.754
No, you can't.
988
01:02:37.754 --> 01:02:39.423
I'm sorry.
I should have listened.
989
01:02:39.423 --> 01:02:40.841
You were right
about The Penguin.
990
01:02:40.841 --> 01:02:42.050
About everything.
991
01:02:42.050 --> 01:02:43.844
Please, no!
992
01:02:43.844 --> 01:02:45.429
It's okay, Damian.
993
01:02:45.429 --> 01:02:50.267
Remember, an important quality
every good hero must possess
994
01:02:50.267 --> 01:02:52.352
is the willingness
to make sacrifice.
995
01:02:52.352 --> 01:02:54.605
Bat-Dad, no!
996
01:02:54.605 --> 01:02:55.856
Bye, Damian.
997
01:02:55.856 --> 01:02:59.193
Initiating emergency
inflation protocol
998
01:02:59.193 --> 01:03:00.944
in three, two...
999
01:03:09.411 --> 01:03:10.537
Bat-Dad!
1000
01:03:10.537 --> 01:03:14.041
Damian, you will make
a great hero one day.
1001
01:03:15.250 --> 01:03:17.544
Don't leave me.
1002
01:03:17.544 --> 01:03:20.881
Before shut down.
I just want to thank you.
1003
01:03:21.924 --> 01:03:23.133 line:5%
For what?
1004
01:03:23.133 --> 01:03:25.928
Giving me warm memories
of my own.
1005
01:03:31.892 --> 01:03:33.393
Bat-Dad.
1006
01:03:35.062 --> 01:03:36.855
♪ Deck the halls with... ♪
1007
01:03:36.855 --> 01:03:38.148
Commissioner Gordon,
1008
01:03:38.148 --> 01:03:40.067
there's reports of mass
destruction downtown
1009
01:03:40.067 --> 01:03:42.152
and a crime wave
all across the city.
1010
01:03:42.152 --> 01:03:43.570
Calm down.
1011
01:03:43.570 --> 01:03:46.323
I've faced situations
more dire than this before.
1012
01:03:53.830 --> 01:03:55.040
I'll handle it.
1013
01:04:02.130 --> 01:04:05.509
♪ I'm so glad
We have the Bat-Signal ♪
1014
01:04:05.509 --> 01:04:06.885
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
1015
01:04:12.099 --> 01:04:13.684
The Bat-Signal.
1016
01:04:13.684 --> 01:04:15.185
They haven't turned
that on in years.
1017
01:04:15.185 --> 01:04:16.770
Crime is back in Gotham.
1018
01:04:16.770 --> 01:04:18.230
Run for your lives, everyone.
1019
01:04:18.230 --> 01:04:19.606
We gotta get out of here.
1020
01:04:20.107 --> 01:04:21.692
Save yourselves.
1021
01:04:22.526 --> 01:04:24.069
Christmas is ruined!
1022
01:04:25.195 --> 01:04:26.446
Wait! Wait!
1023
01:04:30.033 --> 01:04:31.785 line:5%
Oh, biscuits.
1024
01:04:33.370 --> 01:04:34.705
Kid, you gotta get out of here.
1025
01:04:34.705 --> 01:04:36.123
Nothing is safe anymore.
1026
01:04:37.207 --> 01:04:38.292
- Hey!
1027
01:04:38.292 --> 01:04:39.543
Wait, wait, no!
1028
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:49.928
Santa.
1029
01:04:49.928 --> 01:04:51.930
Oh, am I glad to see you.
1030
01:04:51.930 --> 01:04:55.642
Hey, that's the kid
who wrecked the parade.
1031
01:04:55.642 --> 01:04:57.269
Way to go, jerk.
1032
01:04:57.269 --> 01:04:59.187
You ruined Christmas.
1033
01:04:59.187 --> 01:05:00.689
Wait, I can explain.
1034
01:05:00.689 --> 01:05:03.525
I just wanted
to be a superhero.
1035
01:05:03.525 --> 01:05:06.111
- Get back here.
- He's gonna pay.
1036
01:05:06.903 --> 01:05:08.530
- Where did he go?
- Did you see him?
1037
01:05:23.962 --> 01:05:25.922
Dad...
1038
01:05:25.922 --> 01:05:27.382
I wish you were here.
1039
01:06:37.077 --> 01:06:39.454 line:5%
I'm just a kid. Don't hurt me.
I'm just a kid.
1040
01:06:44.418 --> 01:06:46.712
Alfred, what are you
doing here?
1041
01:06:49.548 --> 01:06:50.465
Did you forget?
1042
01:06:51.091 --> 01:06:55.470
Your steaming mug
of my world-famous hot cocoa
with extra marshmallows.
1043
01:06:55.470 --> 01:06:59.933
Of course, that is,
unless you think cocoa
is kid stuff.
1044
01:07:03.019 --> 01:07:05.105
- Ah, there now, better?
1045
01:07:17.200 --> 01:07:19.119
I'm in deep trouble, aren't I?
1046
01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:22.456
Oh, yes, most definitely,
Master Wayne.
1047
01:07:22.456 --> 01:07:24.291
Yeah. I figured.
1048
01:07:28.920 --> 01:07:31.173 line:5%
I just wanted
to be Batman so bad.
1049
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:34.760 line:5%
Maybe if Dad didn't treat me
like such baby...
1050
01:07:34.760 --> 01:07:36.970
Don't be so hard
on your father.
1051
01:07:36.970 --> 01:07:38.680
He can overdo it sometimes,
1052
01:07:38.680 --> 01:07:41.391
but that's because he's trying
to protect the one thing
1053
01:07:41.391 --> 01:07:43.268
you have that he never did.
1054
01:07:43.977 --> 01:07:45.395
A childhood.
1055
01:07:47.272 --> 01:07:49.941
I'm no superhero.
1056
01:07:50.817 --> 01:07:53.779
I lost my belt.
I destroyed my Batsuit.
1057
01:07:53.779 --> 01:07:55.739
I have no idea
where I parked the bike.
1058
01:07:56.948 --> 01:07:58.784
I can't blame anyone but me.
1059
01:07:58.784 --> 01:08:02.037
Son, costumes and belts
aren't what make a superhero--
1060
01:08:02.037 --> 01:08:04.581
I'm sorry. Did you say
you misplaced the Batpod?
1061
01:08:05.874 --> 01:08:08.084
Um, never mind.
1062
01:08:08.710 --> 01:08:10.796
Damian, becoming Batman
1063
01:08:10.796 --> 01:08:14.257
takes precisely what
your father has been
attempting to teach you.
1064
01:08:14.257 --> 01:08:18.094
Focus, responsibility, sacrifice.
1065
01:08:18.094 --> 01:08:20.639
Don't forget
high pain threshold.
1066
01:08:20.639 --> 01:08:22.808
Indeed.
1067
01:08:23.517 --> 01:08:26.520
And while you may not be
a superhero yet, little one,
1068
01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:29.981
in my heart,
I know one day you will be.
1069
01:08:30.857 --> 01:08:31.733
Thanks, Alfred.
1070
01:08:32.359 --> 01:08:33.568
But of course, my boy.
1071
01:08:34.152 --> 01:08:35.695
Now, come along.
1072
01:08:35.695 --> 01:08:38.907
I'd say we had
enough excitement
for one Christmas Eve.
1073
01:09:06.434 --> 01:09:08.270
"Dear Little Batman,
1074
01:09:08.270 --> 01:09:11.690 line:5%
you gave me the best
Christmas gift ever.
1075
01:09:11.690 --> 01:09:14.192
Let me return the favor"?
1076
01:09:27.497 --> 01:09:30.208
Alfred? Alfred!
1077
01:09:31.793 --> 01:09:33.211
Where am I?
1078
01:09:41.553 --> 01:09:42.721
Joker.
1079
01:09:44.097 --> 01:09:46.141
♪ Jingle Bells
Batman smells ♪
1080
01:09:46.141 --> 01:09:48.101
♪ Robin laid an egg ♪
1081
01:09:48.101 --> 01:09:50.270
♪ The Batmobile
Lost its wheel ♪
1082
01:09:50.270 --> 01:09:52.564
♪ And the Joker got away ♪
1083
01:10:07.454 --> 01:10:09.748
- Snow?
1084
01:10:14.210 --> 01:10:15.962
- Whoa, whoa!
1085
01:10:15.962 --> 01:10:17.339
What the...
1086
01:10:46.368 --> 01:10:50.038
♪ Fresh out of the pan
Sweet gingerbread man ♪
1087
01:10:52.248 --> 01:10:55.377
♪ I'm twirling a cane
Made of peppermint ♪
1088
01:10:56.127 --> 01:10:56.962
♪ Uh-huh ♪
1089
01:10:57.879 --> 01:10:58.755
♪ Uh-huh ♪
1090
01:10:59.756 --> 01:11:00.674
♪ Nice sticky hands... ♪
1091
01:11:02.050 --> 01:11:05.095
Oh, he's here.
Don't just stand there.
1092
01:11:05.095 --> 01:11:06.763
It's nearly Christmas morning.
1093
01:11:06.763 --> 01:11:08.640
Come in, come in.
1094
01:11:12.644 --> 01:11:13.645
- You made it.
1095
01:11:15.897 --> 01:11:18.566
I am so sorry
the invite was so last minute.
1096
01:11:18.566 --> 01:11:20.735
What is this?
1097
01:11:20.735 --> 01:11:22.862
Uh, hello? Look around.
1098
01:11:22.862 --> 01:11:25.073
It's a Christmas party.
1099
01:11:25.699 --> 01:11:28.576
I don't know what you're up to,
but I'm taking you all in.
1100
01:11:28.576 --> 01:11:31.663
Oh, please. Still trying
the hero thing, are we?
1101
01:11:31.663 --> 01:11:34.457
Did we learn nothing
from tonight, young man?
1102
01:11:34.457 --> 01:11:35.458
Some people...
1103
01:11:35.458 --> 01:11:36.376
...you,
1104
01:11:36.376 --> 01:11:39.129
just aren't cut out
to be heroes.
1105
01:11:39.129 --> 01:11:40.880
Now, come enjoy the party.
1106
01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:45.093
Tonight, my boy,
we're celebrating
something very special.
1107
01:11:45.093 --> 01:11:48.805
Crime's triumphant return
to Gotham.
1108
01:11:48.805 --> 01:11:50.265
And what better way to do it
1109
01:11:50.265 --> 01:11:53.685
than by stealing
its Christmas.
1110
01:11:56.730 --> 01:11:58.314
This is where you say,
"Joker, you're mad.
1111
01:11:58.314 --> 01:12:00.150
Steal Christmas? But why?"
1112
01:12:01.609 --> 01:12:02.736
Joker, you're mad.
1113
01:12:02.736 --> 01:12:04.070
Steal Christmas? But why?
1114
01:12:04.070 --> 01:12:06.197
It all goes back
to those glory days,
1115
01:12:06.197 --> 01:12:09.075
when my friends
and I would terrorize Gotham.
1116
01:12:11.619 --> 01:12:13.747
Hey, get back here!
After them!
1117
01:12:15.790 --> 01:12:18.043
You'll get yours
in the end, Joker.
1118
01:12:18.043 --> 01:12:20.628
- Oh, how we'd laugh,
1119
01:12:20.628 --> 01:12:22.380
and laugh and laugh.
1120
01:12:25.467 --> 01:12:26.926
But then crime went away.
1121
01:12:27.677 --> 01:12:30.555
We were forced to... retire.
1122
01:12:30.555 --> 01:12:32.766
And as a result...
1123
01:12:32.766 --> 01:12:34.809
We drifted apart.
1124
01:12:35.769 --> 01:12:37.353
Gotham City just voted
1125
01:12:37.353 --> 01:12:39.773
the safest place
on planet Earth.
1126
01:12:42.525 --> 01:12:45.195
Now, I always
thought the joy came
from committing crime.
1127
01:12:45.945 --> 01:12:50.867
Looking back, it was about
committing crime together.
1128
01:12:51.868 --> 01:12:53.870
Aw, you big softie.
1129
01:12:53.870 --> 01:12:54.996
I don't understand.
1130
01:12:54.996 --> 01:12:57.248
What does any of this
have to do with me?
1131
01:12:57.248 --> 01:13:00.293
The moment I saw
the sheer mayhem
1132
01:13:00.293 --> 01:13:02.879
you were capable of,
I realized that with your help,
1133
01:13:02.879 --> 01:13:04.631
we could kick
this whole groovy caper
1134
01:13:04.631 --> 01:13:06.341
up a notch and a half.
1135
01:13:06.341 --> 01:13:09.094
- High five!
- I'd never help you.
1136
01:13:09.094 --> 01:13:10.345
But you already did.
1137
01:13:11.012 --> 01:13:13.848
Your chaotic bat-boobery
was a perfect distraction!
1138
01:13:15.266 --> 01:13:17.018
While all eyes
were on you,
1139
01:13:17.018 --> 01:13:18.394
we nabbed Christmas
1140
01:13:18.394 --> 01:13:21.106
- from every home in Gotham.
1141
01:13:23.358 --> 01:13:25.026
Oh!
1142
01:13:40.041 --> 01:13:42.085
We set out
to only steal Christmas,
1143
01:13:42.085 --> 01:13:43.628
but you...
1144
01:13:43.628 --> 01:13:45.547
You destroyed it.
1145
01:13:47.382 --> 01:13:49.425
- And now, thanks to you,
1146
01:13:49.425 --> 01:13:52.971
everyone is waking up
to no Christmas.
1147
01:13:56.432 --> 01:13:59.102
I was just trying
to get my belt back.
1148
01:13:59.811 --> 01:14:02.897
And in the process of this
frankly, selfish pursuit,
1149
01:14:02.897 --> 01:14:05.608
you destroyed half the city.
1150
01:14:05.608 --> 01:14:08.695
Now that doesn't sound
much like a superhero to me.
1151
01:14:09.195 --> 01:14:11.614
In fact, it sounds more
like a super...
1152
01:14:12.907 --> 01:14:14.367
villain.
1153
01:14:14.367 --> 01:14:16.369
What? No. No, I'm not a--
1154
01:14:16.369 --> 01:14:17.495
Sure, you are.
1155
01:14:17.495 --> 01:14:19.622
Why do you think
I brought you here?
1156
01:14:19.622 --> 01:14:22.041
You're one of us, kid.
1157
01:14:23.543 --> 01:14:25.712
We couldn't have
done it without you.
1158
01:14:25.712 --> 01:14:28.840
Yes. Thank you,
from the bottom
of our cold hearts.
1159
01:14:28.840 --> 01:14:31.467
Thank you, indeed.
1160
01:14:35.013 --> 01:14:36.139
I can't believe...
1161
01:14:37.265 --> 01:14:38.308
You're right.
1162
01:14:39.392 --> 01:14:42.145
Only a supervillain would
ruin Christmas.
1163
01:14:43.813 --> 01:14:44.981
That's right.
1164
01:14:44.981 --> 01:14:46.858
To thank you
for your contribution,
1165
01:14:46.858 --> 01:14:51.154
we thought it'd be real swell
if we all chipped in
and got you something.
1166
01:14:56.075 --> 01:14:58.328 line:5%
My utility belt.
1167
01:14:58.328 --> 01:15:00.914
Your upgraded utility belt.
1168
01:15:00.914 --> 01:15:03.291
We replaced
all the useless safety gear
1169
01:15:03.291 --> 01:15:05.543
with more practical devices.
1170
01:15:09.923 --> 01:15:11.299
Well said, Bane.
1171
01:15:11.883 --> 01:15:15.678
It's the perfect accessory
for supervillains.
1172
01:15:16.763 --> 01:15:19.182
Think of all you went through
to get that belt.
1173
01:15:19.849 --> 01:15:21.643
You earned it.
1174
01:15:22.352 --> 01:15:23.311
Take it.
1175
01:15:24.062 --> 01:15:26.981
Take the belt!
1176
01:15:26.981 --> 01:15:30.693
Take the belt! Take the belt!
1177
01:15:30.693 --> 01:15:32.195
Take the belt!
1178
01:15:36.157 --> 01:15:40.870
You must take my place
and become... the Batman.
1179
01:15:42.664 --> 01:15:45.250
Becoming Batman takes
precisely what your father
1180
01:15:45.250 --> 01:15:46.960
has been attempting
to teach you.
1181
01:15:50.380 --> 01:15:51.464
Give me the belt.
1182
01:15:51.464 --> 01:15:53.341
You're clearly
not ready for it.
1183
01:16:00.139 --> 01:16:01.557
There now.
1184
01:16:01.557 --> 01:16:05.144 line:5%
Doesn't it feel good
to get what you want?
1185
01:16:07.689 --> 01:16:09.524 line:5%
I guess you're right, Joker.
1186
01:16:09.524 --> 01:16:11.025 line:5%
I'm no superhero.
1187
01:16:12.527 --> 01:16:15.488 line:5%
But then again, I'm not
a supervillain, either.
1188
01:16:16.823 --> 01:16:20.159
See, Joker,
being a superhero takes focus,
1189
01:16:21.035 --> 01:16:22.495
responsibility...
1190
01:16:26.416 --> 01:16:27.875 line:5%
and sacrifice.
1191
01:16:39.345 --> 01:16:41.055
Holy crap!
1192
01:16:41.764 --> 01:16:44.517
All right. Which one of you
gave a little kid explosives?
1193
01:16:46.602 --> 01:16:48.521
It did seem like
a good idea at the time.
1194
01:16:55.903 --> 01:16:56.821
That's not good.
1195
01:17:05.079 --> 01:17:07.582
My snow globe! You broke it.
1196
01:17:07.582 --> 01:17:09.751
Now I'm gonna break you.
1197
01:17:09.751 --> 01:17:12.045 line:5%
You got it backwards,
clown face.
1198
01:17:12.045 --> 01:17:15.214 line:5%
I'm taking you down,
all of you.
1199
01:17:15.214 --> 01:17:18.718 line:5%
And I'm taking these presents
back to the kids of Gotham.
1200
01:17:18.718 --> 01:17:21.262 line:5%
I'm saving Christmas!
1201
01:17:21.262 --> 01:17:24.390
You ungrateful, little twerp.
1202
01:17:24.390 --> 01:17:27.143
I'm gonna chop you up
like sardines.
1203
01:17:37.403 --> 01:17:38.946
- Hiyah!
1204
01:17:40.031 --> 01:17:41.657
- Play ball!
1205
01:17:46.996 --> 01:17:48.831
- Crush him, Bane.
1206
01:18:07.183 --> 01:18:10.353
All you had to do
was take the belt,
1207
01:18:10.353 --> 01:18:13.064
and now I'm gonna
take your head.
1208
01:18:25.576 --> 01:18:29.664
Looks like you're
in a little trouble,
Little Batman.
1209
01:18:36.921 --> 01:18:40.174
No one poops
on my party and lives.
1210
01:18:41.426 --> 01:18:42.760
Yes.
1211
01:18:44.137 --> 01:18:45.555
- What was that?
1212
01:19:04.407 --> 01:19:05.324
Dad!
1213
01:19:06.117 --> 01:19:07.994
Thank goodness,
I found you.
1214
01:19:07.994 --> 01:19:10.913
Are you okay?
You have any boo-boos?
Are you hurt?
1215
01:19:11.873 --> 01:19:13.458
Dad, I'm fine.
1216
01:19:13.458 --> 01:19:15.460
How very touching.
1217
01:19:16.461 --> 01:19:17.920
Stand back, son.
1218
01:19:17.920 --> 01:19:19.881
Why didn't you tell me
you were a father?
1219
01:19:19.881 --> 01:19:21.132
I thought we were friends.
1220
01:19:21.132 --> 01:19:23.050
I'm not your friend, Joker.
1221
01:19:23.050 --> 01:19:25.344
I gotta say, love the beard.
1222
01:19:25.344 --> 01:19:27.638
Really takes
the intimidation game
up a peg.
1223
01:19:27.638 --> 01:19:28.931
- Thanks.
1224
01:19:32.226 --> 01:19:35.938
Looks like it's time to kill
two bats with one stone.
1225
01:19:37.565 --> 01:19:39.567
Dad, I can do this.
1226
01:19:39.567 --> 01:19:42.111
Almost makes me miss my father.
1227
01:19:42.111 --> 01:19:45.406
But then I remember
how he dumped my bassinet
in the sewer!
1228
01:19:49.494 --> 01:19:50.953
Just leave him alone.
1229
01:19:54.081 --> 01:19:56.250 line:5%
Come on, I've been fighting
these guys all day.
1230
01:19:56.250 --> 01:19:57.752
Damian. I told you
to stay back.
1231
01:20:00.046 --> 01:20:01.172
Dad, listen to me. I can help.
1232
01:20:01.172 --> 01:20:03.674
I said no, Damian.
You're just a kid.
1233
01:20:03.674 --> 01:20:06.344
No, I'm not. I'm your kid, Dad.
1234
01:20:15.436 --> 01:20:17.855
Dad!
1235
01:20:30.743 --> 01:20:32.787 line:5%
Don't worry, Dad.
I'll protect you.
1236
01:20:32.787 --> 01:20:34.664
- Nobody hurts my dad.
1237
01:20:35.748 --> 01:20:36.707
- What?
1238
01:20:36.707 --> 01:20:37.792
Hiyah!
1239
01:20:40.586 --> 01:20:43.714
- Not so tough
without these, are you?
1240
01:20:50.429 --> 01:20:51.389
You okay, Dad?
1241
01:20:52.014 --> 01:20:54.725
He... he is my kid.
1242
01:20:55.393 --> 01:20:56.519
Batman is waking up.
1243
01:20:57.478 --> 01:20:59.480
Leave my dad alone!
1244
01:21:01.732 --> 01:21:05.236
Dude! Damian, rad ninja skills.
1245
01:21:05.236 --> 01:21:06.320
Thanks, Dad.
1246
01:21:07.780 --> 01:21:08.823
Where's the belt?
1247
01:21:09.824 --> 01:21:11.284
Long story.
1248
01:21:11.284 --> 01:21:12.285
Tell me later.
1249
01:21:12.285 --> 01:21:13.536
In the meantime...
1250
01:21:14.870 --> 01:21:15.705
Whoa!
1251
01:21:15.705 --> 01:21:17.456
Your utility belt?
1252
01:21:17.456 --> 01:21:18.541
Awesome!
1253
01:21:20.293 --> 01:21:22.128
Wait. What about you?
1254
01:21:22.128 --> 01:21:23.838
Always carry a spare.
1255
01:21:23.838 --> 01:21:25.339
Told you,
you had a lot to learn.
1256
01:21:26.132 --> 01:21:27.049
Now, what do you say?
1257
01:21:27.675 --> 01:21:28.926
You need a wingman?
1258
01:21:29.802 --> 01:21:32.888 line:5%
- More like a sidekick.
1259
01:21:34.432 --> 01:21:37.810
Allow me to break the ice,
Little Batman.
1260
01:21:37.810 --> 01:21:39.937
Come on, kiddo.
Let's finish this.
1261
01:21:51.824 --> 01:21:54.744
This is the best
Christmas present ever.
1262
01:21:56.787 --> 01:21:58.247
Oh, no.
1263
01:22:04.837 --> 01:22:06.172
My back!
1264
01:22:06.839 --> 01:22:09.133
Hot enough for you?
1265
01:22:09.967 --> 01:22:11.302
Not even close.
1266
01:22:12.345 --> 01:22:13.721
Where's the little one?
1267
01:22:18.351 --> 01:22:20.561
No!
1268
01:22:24.273 --> 01:22:26.442
You two
look so cute together.
1269
01:22:26.442 --> 01:22:28.861
I almost hate
having to blow you apart.
1270
01:22:29.779 --> 01:22:33.324
Yeah, crush their stupid faces.
1271
01:22:45.711 --> 01:22:47.421
Uh-oh. Hit me, Damian!
1272
01:22:48.506 --> 01:22:50.549
Careful. Don't poke
your eye out.
1273
01:22:51.759 --> 01:22:54.595
A Merry Christmas
to me and to you,
1274
01:22:54.595 --> 01:22:56.347
a dark night.
1275
01:22:58.557 --> 01:22:59.892
You missed!
1276
01:23:00.768 --> 01:23:02.687
That's kind of the point.
1277
01:23:02.687 --> 01:23:04.772
Oh. Oh, right,
they're Batarangs.
1278
01:23:40.224 --> 01:23:43.561
Merry Christmas.
1279
01:23:49.900 --> 01:23:51.152
- Ooh.
1280
01:23:51.152 --> 01:23:52.445
Oh.
1281
01:23:53.988 --> 01:23:55.239
♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1282
01:23:58.534 --> 01:24:00.703
How many times
is he gonna fall in that junk?
1283
01:24:00.703 --> 01:24:03.706
Seriously, he should keep
a snorkel in his suit pocket.
1284
01:24:04.749 --> 01:24:07.126
Ready to go home
for Christmas?
1285
01:24:07.126 --> 01:24:10.212
Actually, Dad,
we have one last mission.
1286
01:24:29.732 --> 01:24:31.525
Merry Christmas!
1287
01:24:31.525 --> 01:24:33.110
- Look, it's Batman!
- Batman!
1288
01:24:33.110 --> 01:24:35.696
- All right.
- Hey, it's our stuff.
1289
01:24:35.696 --> 01:24:37.615
My drum set!
1290
01:24:37.615 --> 01:24:39.992
A one, and a two,
and a joy to you.
1291
01:24:39.992 --> 01:24:43.537
All right, everyone.
Christmas is back on.
1292
01:24:54.256 --> 01:24:55.674
Look, it's our presents.
1293
01:24:55.674 --> 01:24:57.384
- Christmas is saved.
- Oh, wonderful.
1294
01:25:01.180 --> 01:25:02.973
Go long.
1295
01:25:10.189 --> 01:25:12.733
Merry Christmas, Gotham City.
1296
01:25:21.909 --> 01:25:23.994
That would seem to be
all the presents, young sir.
1297
01:25:23.994 --> 01:25:26.205
Nope. Still one left.
1298
01:25:26.205 --> 01:25:27.331
What's that?
1299
01:25:27.331 --> 01:25:29.792 line:5%
- Merry Christmas, Dad.
1300
01:25:29.792 --> 01:25:31.085
I owed you a hug.
1301
01:25:31.085 --> 01:25:33.379
Best Christmas gift ever.
1302
01:25:33.379 --> 01:25:34.964
Hm, the price was right.
1303
01:25:34.964 --> 01:25:36.799
- I beg your pardon, sirs,
1304
01:25:36.799 --> 01:25:38.175
but by any chance,
1305
01:25:38.175 --> 01:25:42.304
is there room for
an old Englishman and a tabby
in that embrace?
1306
01:25:42.304 --> 01:25:44.056
There always is.
1307
01:25:44.056 --> 01:25:45.724
Merry Christmas, guys.
1308
01:25:47.601 --> 01:25:48.686
Damian, what's wrong?
1309
01:25:49.186 --> 01:25:53.274 line:5%
I know it sounds silly,
but I kind of
feel bad for Joker.
1310
01:25:53.274 --> 01:25:55.693
Feel bad for Joker?
1311
01:25:55.693 --> 01:25:57.278
That sounds insane.
1312
01:25:57.278 --> 01:25:59.154
I mean, he just
hit me in the head
with a mallet,
1313
01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:00.614
like an hour ago.
1314
01:26:00.614 --> 01:26:01.657 line:5%
I know.
1315
01:26:01.657 --> 01:26:05.452 line:5%
But all he wanted
for Christmas
was to not be alone.
1316
01:26:07.746 --> 01:26:09.456
My head still hurts, Damian.
1317
01:26:09.456 --> 01:26:11.709
- I mean, that mallet
was like this big.
1318
01:26:11.709 --> 01:26:14.461 line:5%
You know, Dad,
you both say
that you're sworn enemies.
1319
01:26:14.461 --> 01:26:15.462 line:5%
- But deep down,
1320
01:26:15.462 --> 01:26:17.715 line:5%
I think you and Joker
really like each other.
1321
01:26:17.715 --> 01:26:19.633
Damian, he's a supervillain.
1322
01:26:19.633 --> 01:26:21.051
Mom's a supervillain.
1323
01:26:21.051 --> 01:26:24.138
Mom's... complicated.
1324
01:26:24.138 --> 01:26:26.015
A complicated supervillain.
1325
01:26:27.057 --> 01:26:28.809
Hey, don't you start.
1326
01:26:28.809 --> 01:26:31.645
Also, I hate the Joker.
1327
01:26:35.900 --> 01:26:39.612
♪ Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg ♪
1328
01:26:40.529 --> 01:26:43.365
Sorry, it's the only
Christmas song
I know the words to.
1329
01:26:43.365 --> 01:26:45.492
Well, "smells" does
rhyme with "bells."
1330
01:26:45.492 --> 01:26:47.328
I quite like that song.
1331
01:26:47.328 --> 01:26:49.496
♪ Jingle Bells, Batman smells ♪
1332
01:26:49.496 --> 01:26:51.832
♪ Robin laid an egg ♪
1333
01:26:51.832 --> 01:26:53.876
♪ The Batmobile
Lost its wheel ♪
1334
01:26:53.876 --> 01:26:59.673
♪ And the Joker
Had a nice dinner
With all of his friends ♪
1335
01:27:02.426 --> 01:27:03.469
I'm not your friend.
1336
01:27:19.485 --> 01:27:21.528
♪ Uh... just another
Christmas song ♪
1337
01:27:21.528 --> 01:27:23.697
♪ But this time
I'll sing along ♪
1338
01:27:25.115 --> 01:27:27.117
♪ Uh... Just another
Christmas song ♪
1339
01:27:27.117 --> 01:27:29.495
♪ But this time
I'll sing along ♪
1340
01:27:31.830 --> 01:27:36.752
♪ I'm dreaming of
A white Christmas ♪
1341
01:27:36.752 --> 01:27:40.631
♪ With jingle bells
In the sky ♪
1342
01:27:43.050 --> 01:27:47.137
♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
1343
01:27:49.515 --> 01:27:52.977
♪ Christmas tree ♪
1344
01:27:52.977 --> 01:27:57.815
♪ It's the same old song ♪
1345
01:27:57.815 --> 01:28:01.026
- ♪ But I'll sing along ♪
- ♪ Just another
Christmas song ♪
1346
01:28:01.026 --> 01:28:03.112
♪ But this time
I'll sing along ♪
1347
01:28:03.112 --> 01:28:06.240
- ♪ I'm gonna sing along ♪
- ♪ Just another
Christmas song ♪
1348
01:28:06.240 --> 01:28:08.701
♪ But this time
I'll sing along ♪
1349
01:28:08.701 --> 01:28:11.912
- ♪ Just another little song ♪
- ♪ Just another
Christmas song ♪
1350
01:28:11.912 --> 01:28:14.039
♪ But this time
I'll sing along ♪
1351
01:28:14.039 --> 01:28:15.874
♪ I said
I think I'll sing along ♪
1352
01:28:15.874 --> 01:28:17.501
♪ Just another
Christmas song ♪
1353
01:28:17.501 --> 01:28:19.753
♪ But this time
I'll sing along ♪
1354
01:28:23.382 --> 01:28:25.217
♪ This time I'll sing along ♪
1355
01:28:28.762 --> 01:28:30.723
♪ But this time
I'll sing along ♪
1356
01:28:30.723 --> 01:28:34.935
Merry Christmas, everybody!
1357
01:31:40.954 --> 01:31:42.456
Merry Christmas, guys.