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‪（水海戰隊好小子號，暴風角）

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‪（1980年代）

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‪我們上吧！

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‪目標在西南方半公里處！

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‪可別失敗了，海豹小隊

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‪我從來不犯錯的

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‪喔，是X-47超殺水雷

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‪這顆殺傷力超強

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‪-我叫人下來
‪-不必！

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‪有我們就行

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‪克拉格，你確定不該叫人來嗎？

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‪我覺得應該找人類來

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‪你剪錯線，大家就…

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‪砰！

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‪-痛啊！
‪-開關！

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‪專心

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‪專心，好

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‪怎麼拖了這麼久，克拉格？

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‪我跟《國家水理》雜誌約好要拍照

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‪這可不是像你那樣叫就行了，海豚仔

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‪立正！

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‪我的乖孩子想要好吃沙丁魚嗎？

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‪我們出任務可不是為了吃好康

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‪而是為了榮譽、責任…

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‪沒錯，你們想吃！

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‪現在豎起大拇指吧！

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‪快逃啊！

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‪（好小子號）

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‪克拉格！我不想死

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‪我還得…

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‪拍沙龍照！

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‪不行！

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‪不行！

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‪等等，我是海豚，根本不會有事！

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‪快撞上了！

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‪NETFLIX 出品

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{\an8}‪（現在）

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‪你有什麼計畫？

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‪當然是一頭衝進去

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‪有不要這麼蠢的計畫嗎？

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‪那以前的1-2-17
‪後、前、內外交攻招式呢？

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‪啊？

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‪對，太複雜了

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‪喔，奇襲！

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‪太明顯了

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‪超級秘密奇襲呢？

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‪三…

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‪二…

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‪超級秘密奇襲！

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‪小昆，你為什麼每次
‪都要喊出計畫名稱？

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‪我一時昏頭了
‪不過剛才那個計畫超好的，來吧！

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‪你在做什麼？

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‪可能有說不得的東西躲在那裡！

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‪大洋裡最英勇的海豹根本不把

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‪幾隻會吃海豹的兇狠鯊魚看在眼裡

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‪我是“英勇吉拉多”，曾經逃出水族館

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‪完全靠自己的機智
‪以及完全對稱的臉蛋

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‪你為了講這段話
‪一直在這裡等聽眾經過嗎？

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‪也許是

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‪也許不是

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‪這都屬於本海豹的神秘魅力

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‪我們還是看得到你

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‪走吧，我們回家

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‪明天再抓魚

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‪不要

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‪我們今天就要抓到魚

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‪我不知道耶，小昆

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‪你留在這裡

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‪你還沒講完“這樣太蠢了”
‪我就已經回來了

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‪這樣太蠢…

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‪小昆！等一下！

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‪別這樣啦，這東西比魚好多了

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‪是嗎？

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‪你連這個是什麼都不知道

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‪拜託！

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‪我當然知道

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‪這是超厲害的閃亮亮東東

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‪超厲害的什麼東東？

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‪你看到沒？

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‪我假裝沒看到會有差嗎？

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‪誰想進我的嘴巴？

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‪-閃開！
‪-不行，妳去找自己的大餐！

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‪快逃命啊！

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‪-我們完蛋了！
‪-我不想被吃！

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‪喂，“閃啪”！你一頭撞進…

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‪另一邊，游另一邊

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‪妳瘋了嗎？鯊魚就在後面！

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‪迴轉！

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‪小班？

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‪小班！

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‪就差這麼一點

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‪走吧，快到家了

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‪我說你們要進我的嘴巴！

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‪不對！我的嘴巴！

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‪你有辦法嗎？

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‪別再說超級秘密奇襲了！

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‪大迴旋！

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‪-確定要這樣？
‪-不確定

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‪-三…
‪-二…

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‪大迴旋！

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‪難怪他們不想進你的嘴巴

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‪裡面好噁心

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‪快追！

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‪小昆？

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‪怎樣？

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‪你又把計畫名稱喊出來了！

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‪可是這次超成功的

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‪你覺得不但沒抓到魚

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‪還連續三次差點被鯊魚吃掉算成功？

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‪應該吧？

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‪有點、算是、可能、不太像
‪不對、一點也不是、絕對不算成功

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‪根本就是徹底的失敗

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‪這是我的位置！

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‪不對，是我的

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‪-我的！
‪-我的！

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‪-我死也不離開這裡！
‪-是我的！

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‪你知道剛才的舉動實在蠢到家了吧？

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‪蠢歸蠢，但值得！你看
‪我們可以用這個打燈號

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‪我的眼睛！

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‪我不是說那種東西

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‪我是說你回來救我，你可能被吃掉耶

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‪我們得互相照應啊

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‪（水海戰隊克拉格中士）

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‪對啊，堅持到底

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‪我是會吃海豹的鯊鯊！

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‪抓到了！你要變成食物了

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‪好了，你們這些小猛獸，用餐了

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‪藤壺

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‪藤壺

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‪給你滿嘴沙子和充滿失望的味道

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‪今天的味道更讓我失望

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‪一定有更好的辦法

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‪的確是有

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‪祕訣在於舔一下石頭，增添風味

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‪然後眼睛直視太陽

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‪那種痛苦能讓失望的感覺消失

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‪謝了，貝絲，但我是指整體環境

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‪每天冒險犯難，只為了抓一條魚？

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‪-對啊！
‪-我藤壺吃膩了！

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‪藤壺最難吃了！

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‪別擔心，各位海豹

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‪沙丁魚大遷徙的時候快到了

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‪大家都有得吃

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‪-好耶！我愛沙丁魚！
‪-這下我完全不擔心了

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‪-那麼鯊魚呢？
‪-鯊魚？

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‪-他講得對！
‪-我完全沒想到！

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‪用不著擔心

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‪外海鯊魚的數量用一隻鰭就數得出來

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‪我相信

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‪-不用擔心
‪-可信度頗高

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‪小昆？

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‪什麼事？

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‪真希望明天不會只有
‪超厲害的閃亮亮東東

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‪我好餓

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‪你覺得這東西到底是什麼？

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‪誰知道啊？

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‪這附近的沉船
‪都有一堆很奇怪的人類物品

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‪對啊

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‪這是我的位置

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‪你作夢！

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‪他真的是在作夢啊

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‪小班？

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‪你跑來這裡做什麼？

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‪我想覓食，這附近有各種沉船

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‪人類不管去哪裡都會帶零食

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‪你回去睡吧

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‪早餐我請客

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‪不瞞你說，我現在也只想睡覺

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‪可是有個笨蛋說過，我們得互相照應

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‪說的那傢伙一定笨得沒話說

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‪在這裡！

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‪人類的零食還真有意思

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‪垃圾

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‪廢物

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‪-沒用
‪-好吃！

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‪側攻！

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‪哇！這片海域好危險

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‪一點也沒錯

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‪那邊一定會有食物

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‪沒錯，我們一過去就會變成食物！

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‪你還沒講完“這樣太蠢”
‪我們就已經回來了

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‪這樣太蠢…

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‪我幹嘛多嘴啊

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‪你覺得這些東西是怎麼了？

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‪你為什麼會想問這種問題？

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‪老是找麻煩！

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‪只是在這種地方很容易發現…

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‪不准說出來！

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‪別擔心啦，我們一定…

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‪抱歉啦

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‪兩位小傢伙，你們好啊

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‪你們好！

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‪你們好！

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‪吃飽沒？

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‪急什麼？

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‪我還沒自我介紹耶

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‪我叫“可爛死”

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‪你們今天過得怎麼樣？

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‪你們還好嗎？

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‪你們身體怎麼樣？

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‪你們好嗎？

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‪幹嘛？我只是問他們好不好

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‪對，就好像要吃他們一樣

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‪我們來不就是要吃他們？

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‪那當然，可是我們不想…

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‪我的眼睛！

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‪去那裡就能甩掉他們！

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‪大迴旋？

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‪確定要這樣？

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‪我就知道

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‪三…

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‪-二…
‪-一！

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‪看到沒？我有學乖
‪我沒把計畫的名字喊出來！

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‪小班？

217
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,250
‪快啊…

218
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,416
‪快啊，小班

219
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,458
‪小班！

220
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,583
‪他剛才是不是…

221
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:57,875
‪不可能

222
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,208
‪你是食物

223
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,875
‪你是食物！

224
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,041
‪好耶！

225
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,041
‪扁他！

226
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:38,875
‪不行！住手！

227
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:42,291
‪太丟臉了！

228
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:52,875
‪違反食物鏈規則的下場就是這樣

229
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:55,583
‪食物鏈個頭啦

230
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,416
‪你不能吃他！我以為你學乖了！

231
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:45,791
‪很抱歉

232
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,416
‪我們以為你…你知道的

233
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,125
‪陣亡，收到

234
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,916
‪我叫“潛水迪”

235
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,416
‪-這位叫“收到”
‪-收到

236
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,875
‪這位口若懸河的小姐叫“求救”

237
00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:58,708
‪她還好吧？

238
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:02,500
‪很好，她想吃那隻海星好幾年了

239
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,333
‪我覺得他們已經形成共生體系

240
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:07,250
‪我叫小昆

241
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:11,250
‪小昆，你怎麼昏迷後跑來這片水域？

242
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,083
‪我本來在跟朋友覓食

243
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:17,875
‪他叫小班

244
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:25,250
‪有一隻老海豹從鯊魚手中救出我

245
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,416
‪肌肉大塊、滿臉憤怒神情，像這樣！

246
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:31,458
‪-是克拉格
‪-收到

247
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,041
‪妳知道去哪裡找他嗎？

248
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,041
‪（水海戰隊好小子號）

249
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,458
‪你回去找鯊魚可能還比較安全

250
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:51,375
‪那個老頭子不喜歡訪客上門

251
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:54,583
‪沒錯！不過他挺喜歡折磨他們的

252
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,875
‪小昆，認識你真好

253
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:01,833
‪你的生命很短暫
‪好好享受最後一刻吧！

254
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,583
‪通話完畢，結束

255
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:37,791
‪給你十秒離開這艘船

256
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,208
‪不然我教你“痛”字怎麼寫

257
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,500
‪十，痛到不可思議

258
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,166
‪九，痛到離譜

259
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,625
‪八，痛上加痛

260
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,333
‪-你對付那隻鯊魚的方式…
‪-七，痛到無法想像

261
00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:49,875
‪你是怎麼辦到的？

262
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,375
‪最基本的鰭肢搏鬥技

263
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,583
‪你能教我嗎？

264
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:57,333
‪我的隊員以前都說這就叫“蠢無極”

265
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:58,291
‪蠢無…

266
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,500
‪蠢到無極限！

267
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:03,000
‪你為什麼要找死？

268
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,500
‪另一個超厲害的閃亮亮東東

269
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,250
‪你嘰哩咕嚕說什麼鬼？

270
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,416
‪那是我好麻吉的東西

271
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,041
‪喔

272
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:13,666
‪我懂了

273
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,291
‪這裡的海又冷又黑

274
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:19,541
‪“只要剪錯水雷配線
‪整個小隊就會解散”

275
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:20,958
‪這也太具體了吧？

276
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,666
‪你最好回家過自己的日子

277
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,958
‪不要去煩陌生海豹！

278
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:29,625
‪想把我趕走，就得教我戰鬥技巧！

279
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,291
‪不然就把我丟下這艘船！

280
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,750
‪我不該這麼嗆的！

281
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,916
‪這堂課免費，現在滾吧

282
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,250
‪（食物就是武器，絕不能浪費！）

283
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,083
‪快教我，不然沙丁魚就要付出代價

284
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,875
‪你才不敢

285
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,166
‪是嗎？

286
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,166
‪（沙皇丁魚）

287
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:22,333
‪不能吃沙皇丁魚！
‪你知道這種罐頭有多難找嗎？

288
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:25,000
‪我比誰都清楚

289
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,000
‪跟我來

290
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,875
‪我從軍期間學到一件事

291
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:50,666
‪想要達成任務，就需要這個

292
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:53,833
‪照片？

293
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,500
‪不對！是照片裡的東西！

294
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,125
‪抽雪茄的海豚？

295
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,125
‪不對！

296
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:00,708
‪是要有一群

297
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:03,458
‪夠勇、夠蠢，或者夠瘋的夥伴

298
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,541
‪無論有多危險

299
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,000
‪都願意跟你出生入死

300
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:13,125
‪你是說我應該組成某種海豹團體！

301
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,083
‪-你是要組合唱團嗎？
‪-海豹合唱團？

302
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,833
‪-一聽就知道你沒去過北極
‪-等一下

303
00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:18,916
‪我懂了！

304
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:20,916
‪海豹巡邏隊！

305
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,625
‪好好跟鯊魚玩吧！

306
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:42,583
‪我是席爾，各位海豹真是好聽眾

307
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:49,000
‪今天晚上表演到這裡
‪請各位一起跟著我唱，開始…

308
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,333
‪現在唱…

309
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:56,875
‪幫我的尾巴簽名！

310
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,125
‪現在唱…小昆？

311
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:00,125
‪小昆？

312
00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,291
‪你上哪兒去了？

313
00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:02,291
‪你上哪兒去了？

314
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:03,500
‪別學啦！

315
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,875
‪小班和我去…

316
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,708
‪結果有鯊魚

317
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:19,375
‪你最好忘了這件事，吃顆藤壺吧

318
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:22,875
‪-不要！
‪-我的頭！

319
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:25,666
‪我受夠噁心的藤壺了！

320
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,708
‪別擔心，總是會有…

321
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:30,458
‪什麼？沙丁魚大遷徙嗎？拜託！

322
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:34,166
‪我們大家出海時
‪只希望自己不是游最慢的海豹

323
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,958
‪你們老是為朋友送終不累嗎？

324
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:43,416
‪我很不想提這個痛苦的事實
‪但是鯊魚本來就會吃海豹

325
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:47,000
‪-管好自己就行了！
‪-如果我們兩個二選一，當然是我活

326
00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:49,250
‪混蛋，我以為我們是朋友！

327
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,625
‪-這是我的位置！
‪-我在這裡坐好幾年了！

328
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,291
‪我不想再逃了！

329
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,166
‪我不會再讓一隻海豹送命

330
00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:59,250
‪我要反擊

331
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:04,333
‪這裡有誰夠勇、夠蠢
‪或者夠瘋，願意幫我的？

332
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:08,083
‪其實這不是我的位置，給你

333
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,916
‪連瘋狗史提夫都沒那麼瘋

334
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:15,125
‪以前有隻鯊魚把他吐出來
‪因為他的味道太怪了

335
00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:17,750
‪好，繼續唱歌

336
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,916
‪拜託，夠了，你們一定要聽我的！

337
00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:24,666
‪小昆絕不可能活著

338
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:29,041
‪因為他腦袋不正常

339
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,708
‪一群蠢海豹

340
00:24:32,791 --> 00:24:35,291
‪竟然沒有蠢到敢對抗鯊魚

341
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,666
‪謝謝，貝絲

342
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:48,625
‪可是光靠石頭和劇痛是幫不了我的

343
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:52,041
‪你要找夠勇、夠蠢
‪或夠瘋的海豹來對抗鯊魚

344
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,625
‪妳也在？怎麼樣？
‪妳覺得我一到十能拿幾分？

345
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,208
‪小昆

346
00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:59,375
‪那個分數低到還沒人發明

347
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:00,625
‪但是往好處想

348
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,833
‪如果你要對抗鯊魚，代表你真的很蠢

349
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,375
‪所以如果要組隊
‪就已經滿足三分之一的條件

350
00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:10,750
‪妳說得沒錯

351
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:13,541
‪現在只要找夠勇和夠…

352
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,166
‪貝絲！

353
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,000
‪-我？
‪-對啊！

354
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,875
‪妳老是為了幫大家而強迫我們舔石頭

355
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:25,791
‪而且妳會直視太陽好幾個小時

356
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:26,958
‪所以妳一定很猛

357
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:29,166
‪我是有很多技巧

358
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:33,208
‪可是我覺得對抗鯊魚根本是找死

359
00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:35,416
‪我會給妳吃不完的沙丁魚

360
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:40,125
‪如果你真的想被鯊魚殺得屍骨無存

361
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:41,916
‪我就幫你達成目標

362
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,125
‪好！謝啦！大概吧

363
00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:46,500
‪現在只要找夠勇的搭檔就好

364
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:49,875
‪那簡單，我認識大洋裡最英勇的海豹

365
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,333
‪哇，今晚有點冷耶

366
00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:55,875
‪是有點涼

367
00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:58,416
‪大洋裡最英勇的海豹

368
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,333
‪根本不把微涼的夜晚看在眼裡

369
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:03,041
‪那麼對抗鯊魚呢？

370
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:06,875
‪大洋裡最勇…其實對抗鯊魚還挺猛的

371
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,833
‪你英勇到能幫我們對抗鯊魚嗎？

372
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,666
‪我？英勇嗎？

373
00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:19,916
‪我每次都當面嗆“危險”

374
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,458
‪所以“危險”對我說
‪“英勇吉拉多，你傷害我的感情了”

375
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:26,583
‪然後我把“危險”擁在懷裡說

376
00:26:26,666 --> 00:26:30,333
‪“對不起，我不是故意要讓妳傷心”

377
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:34,291
‪所以你…答應對抗鯊魚了嗎？

378
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,541
‪也許有，也許沒有

379
00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,166
‪這都屬於你的神秘魅力啊？

380
00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:41,625
‪你學得挺快的，我喜歡你

381
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:44,875
‪我有個問題，要怎麼對抗鯊魚？

382
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:47,583
‪英勇吉拉多也想過這一點

383
00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:49,458
‪但我根本就不在乎答案是什麼！

384
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,875
‪我也不知道

385
00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:53,541
‪但我知道哪隻海豹會懂

386
00:26:56,666 --> 00:27:00,000
‪我找到夠勇、夠蠢
‪也夠“貝絲”的海豹

387
00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:01,750
‪願意跟我出生入死

388
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,333
‪你現在肯訓練我們嗎？

389
00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:06,041
‪小子，我承認你很有毅力

390
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,625
‪但也只有這個優點！

391
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:10,833
‪我沒帶過這麼胖又這麼可悲的部隊！

392
00:27:10,916 --> 00:27:13,250
‪海象大叔，你也沒多帥啊

393
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,916
‪而且還敢頂嘴！老子不教了！

394
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,458
‪不行！如果你不教我們戰技

395
00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:24,500
‪我們就吃光整艘船上的沙丁魚罐頭

396
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:27,750
‪我不敢保證不會把罐頭吃完

397
00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:33,291
‪他的神秘魅力，實在…

398
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,375
‪太帥啦！

399
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:40,625
‪你們這些小子以為自己
‪有加入“水海戰隊”的本事？

400
00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:42,250
‪你以前的小組叫“水海戰隊”？

401
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:44,458
‪大概也說得通吧

402
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,875
‪全名是水下海陸特戰隊

403
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,708
‪大海裡最強的動物精英戰鬥部隊！

404
00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:52,791
‪我覺得你們沒那個本事

405
00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:00,583
‪你們必須練出強健體魄

406
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,375
‪學習陸戰

407
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:04,375
‪以及海戰

408
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:11,750
{\an8}‪（你們必須學會鰭語）

409
00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:14,666
{\an8}‪（絕對不會放棄你
‪絕對不會讓你失望）

410
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:20,166
‪你們必須有紀律！

411
00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:24,791
‪你們要退訓嗎？

412
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,208
‪報告長官，不要！

413
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:28,375
‪真想躺一下

414
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,041
‪你們必須成為秘密行動專家

415
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,125
‪誰說的？

416
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,166
‪你們必須學會豎起大拇指

417
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:41,583
‪這個以後再教

418
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:44,708
‪-你們需要…
‪-偵查敵情的空中支援大隊！

419
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,125
‪收到，通話完畢

420
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,458
‪你們這些笨鳥走開！這是我的課！

421
00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:51,791
‪剛才講到哪兒了？

422
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:54,833
‪你要問我們想不想退訓
‪我們應該回答…

423
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:56,041
‪報告長官，不要！

424
00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:59,958
‪你們要學會什麼叫痛苦！

425
00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:01,875
‪更痛苦！

426
00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:03,250
‪痛苦！

427
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,625
‪痛苦！

428
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,208
‪痛苦！

429
00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,875
‪（痛苦）

430
00:29:19,416 --> 00:29:20,500
‪你們要退出嗎？

431
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:22,083
‪不要！

432
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,541
‪也許你們真的是水海戰隊的料

433
00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:27,708
‪水海戰隊！

434
00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:28,875
‪這樣就對了！

435
00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:31,458
‪但你們還是要通過期末考試

436
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:33,375
‪什麼考試？

437
00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:36,416
‪當然是跟鯊魚對打

438
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:41,041
‪這就是海中最殘忍的猛獸

439
00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:43,875
‪老包

440
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:52,041
‪不會動的東西根本比不上…

441
00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,375
‪你就這麼點本事嗎？

442
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,083
‪內出血根本比不上…

443
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,708
‪老包！拜託你住手！

444
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,625
‪算你得分，老包

445
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,333
‪一個掛了，還剩兩個，下一位！

446
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,041
‪她是怎麼…

447
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:44,583
‪我的祕訣在於出其不意

448
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:49,166
‪老包得二分，囂張小子零分！

449
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,500
‪趕快上場被打敗吧
‪我還要睡個軍事午覺

450
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,708
‪海豹根本比不上鯊魚

451
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:01,625
‪所以我們必須合作，大家上吧！

452
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,666
‪喂，他們考過了！

453
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,125
‪你自己也說過

454
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:08,291
‪“想達成任務就必須靠照片！”

455
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:09,291
‪我是說“同伴”

456
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:16,875
‪三、二、一！

457
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:23,000
‪你們這些小子挺不賴的嘛

458
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:27,000
‪現在去就寢，明天還要繼續受苦

459
00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:28,375
‪受…

460
00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:29,875
‪意思就是痛苦啦

461
00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,791
‪壞壞…

462
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,958
‪小子，你跑來這裡幹嘛？

463
00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:11,666
‪沒什麼，睡不著，我在想策略

464
00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:14,625
‪你又跑來這裡幹嘛？

465
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:17,125
‪跟你一樣

466
00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:21,000
‪真的有可能嗎？

467
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,291
‪對抗鯊魚？

468
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,541
‪的確是很蠢，而且可能會陣亡

469
00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:29,666
‪但我的老搭檔都二話不說，捨身作戰

470
00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:34,125
‪聽起來下場好像不怎麼好

471
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,375
‪-對啊
‪-你其他隊員都怎麼了？

472
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:43,333
‪出了一場意外，所以水海戰隊解散了

473
00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:46,375
‪海豚仔跑去演藝圈

474
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:49,333
‪裝備高手“開關”整個瘋了

475
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:50,250
‪裝備高手

476
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:53,291
‪-比以前還瘋
‪-瘋到敢對抗鯊魚嗎？

477
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:55,833
‪少來！這是不可能的，小子

478
00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:59,166
‪我已經帶他參加過一次愚蠢任務了

479
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,791
‪絕不可能再來一次

480
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:04,208
‪好吧，那我也別無選擇了

481
00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:06,708
‪-喂！還給我，不然我會…
‪-你會怎樣？

482
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:10,333
‪把你的本事全都教給我？
‪本世紀最嚴重的軍事錯誤！

483
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,375
‪我不懂

484
00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:21,250
‪你的老隊友還活著
‪你卻獨自在這裡生悶氣

485
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:25,333
‪只要能再見到小班，要我做什麼都行

486
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,666
‪步伐跟上！我們可不等落隊的！

487
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,750
‪落隊的會被抓到，然後又被丟下！

488
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:43,916
‪然後再被抓到！
‪然後接受處分！然後被丟下！

489
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:47,375
‪哇，他今天特別精實耶

490
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,500
‪他只是很緊張，因為快見到老朋友了

491
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:54,041
‪英勇吉拉多也了解這種痛苦

492
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,916
‪當我運用自己的機智

493
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,166
‪以及完全對稱的臉蛋逃離水族館時

494
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:01,750
‪必須丟下今生唯一的真愛

495
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,958
‪閃亮金姊！

496
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:07,208
‪閉嘴，海豹！隔牆有耳

497
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:11,125
‪你是說你這輩子見過最大的鯊魚嗎？

498
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,583
‪大家好，我叫大衛！

499
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,583
‪你要吃我們嗎？

500
00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:38,708
‪不會！我是象鯊

501
00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:40,625
‪我只吃浮游生物

502
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:43,750
‪我有一次不小心吞下一個小木偶

503
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:46,291
‪他真的很愛唱歌

504
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:50,625
‪但這也沒關係，因為我也愛唱歌！

505
00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:53,416
‪我最喜歡的歌是這樣唱的…

506
00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,916
‪這叫什麼歌來著？

507
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,541
‪哇，原來鯊魚除了吃掉你
‪還有更殘忍的折磨方法

508
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,750
‪我們到了

509
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,625
‪（海豹）

510
00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:20,583
‪（沙皇丁魚）

511
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,583
‪不准動，不然就讓你嚐嚐…

512
00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:30,666
‪蝦子的厲害

513
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:35,916
‪嗨，開關

514
00:35:36,958 --> 00:35:39,583
‪克拉格？真的是你？

515
00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,083
‪好久不見，自從…

516
00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,041
‪對啊，我知道

517
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,041
‪老克！

518
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:51,125
‪實在太久沒見了，老朋友

519
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:53,958
‪開關，我見到你也很高興

520
00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:58,541
‪天啊！你們這些水海戰隊海豹
‪怎麼都在恐怖沉船裡獨居？

521
00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:02,041
‪錯了，我沒有獨居！
‪我跟老朋友回音先生一起住

522
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,375
‪那不就是你的回音？

523
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:08,000
‪不是！他是很有教養但很孤僻的先生

524
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,166
‪回音先生，說聲：“嗨，大家好”

525
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,875
‪嗨，大家好

526
00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:16,750
‪等一下！你是…這是…

527
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,833
‪水海戰隊要重起爐灶了嗎？

528
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:22,250
‪-並不是
‪-我們組成對抗鯊魚的小戰隊

529
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:28,208
‪這也太“蠢無極”了
‪你沒跟他說這樣蠢無極嗎？

530
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:31,791
‪所以我們才會過來
‪我們需要強大的火力

531
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,958
‪我已經進不去水海戰隊的軍火庫了

532
00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:38,458
‪所以我必須自己動手

533
00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:42,958
‪採用不穩定的實驗中生物科技！

534
00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:47,791
‪不穩定的實驗中生物科技…

535
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,166
‪他們知道了，回音先生！我剛才說了

536
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,541
‪對不起，我錯了！

537
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:56,625
‪蚌殼手榴彈！

538
00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:58,875
‪怎麼…喔！抱歉…小心！

539
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:04,333
‪電鰻電擊棒，你很需要

540
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,416
‪河豚水雷！

541
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,666
‪對時間用的手錶

542
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:14,750
‪這是什麼？

543
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,333
‪我愛你！

544
00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:21,000
‪火箭彈！

545
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:28,625
‪這個在水裡比較管用

546
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,916
‪你們已經看過“蝦爆槍”了

547
00:37:35,041 --> 00:37:36,666
‪-挺可愛的
‪-不行！

548
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,375
‪你瘋了嗎？那是這裡最危險的武器

549
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:42,333
‪他的螯只要點一下就爆了！

550
00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:45,458
‪大家趕快繼續前進

551
00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:49,583
‪這種裝備超刺激的，是我的最新研究

552
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,125
‪啟動章魚裝

553
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:56,708
‪好丟臉…

554
00:37:56,791 --> 00:38:00,083
‪抱歉，要裝那個聲音
‪他們喜歡那種聲音

555
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:02,166
‪啟動章魚裝

556
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:46,416
‪肥咖，住手，現在不能出糗！

557
00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:52,625
‪這套裝備還在研發階段

558
00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:09,291
‪（海豹）

559
00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:11,583
‪（海豹）

560
00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:19,000
‪這是7519，12點鐘方向
‪有不明飛行物，完畢

561
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:22,750
‪收到！我們就在這裡！
‪你就不能講話正常點嗎？

562
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:25,916
‪算了

563
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,166
‪調整角度

564
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,208
‪計算距離

565
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,625
‪發射電鰻！

566
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:33,125
‪好，把他綁起來

567
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,541
‪-怎麼可能？
‪-他們難道…

568
00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:42,541
‪不可思議！

569
00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:43,666
‪現在呢？

570
00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:46,500
‪慘了

571
00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:59,166
‪海豹加油！你們一定行！

572
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:00,583
‪給她點顏色瞧瞧！

573
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:04,833
‪-我不相信你們了！
‪-大家各自逃命吧！

574
00:41:12,916 --> 00:41:14,041
‪往右拉！

575
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,666
‪哇！

576
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:25,250
‪要追他們嗎？

577
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:27,833
‪好啊，你先請

578
00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:32,250
‪如果她往深海游，我們麻煩就大了！

579
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,541
‪我們可以用防鯊籠困住她！

580
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,333
‪沒有這種東西

581
00:41:37,416 --> 00:41:38,375
‪明明就有！

582
00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:40,625
‪-你確定這個有用？
‪-不確定

583
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:41,916
‪勉強接受

584
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:09,166
‪我們目前在死亡區上方漂浮

585
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,708
‪這是飛行大白鯊的棲息地！

586
00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:14,708
‪-最好是啦
‪-我要看到才相信

587
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,958
‪你們真是夠了！

588
00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:39,000
‪這是什麼黑心防鯊籠啊？

589
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:41,458
‪怎麼可能裝得下鯊魚？

590
00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:42,500
‪不可能！

591
00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:53,250
‪她“鯊”氣沒了

592
00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:56,500
‪妳挺幽默的，我喜歡妳

593
00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,875
‪所以我最後才吃妳！

594
00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:00,791
‪妳跟蚌殼說去吧

595
00:43:17,958 --> 00:43:18,958
‪快叫他

596
00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:21,541
‪可爛死

597
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:23,291
‪你作弊！

598
00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:27,333
‪你們跑來我的地盤幹嘛？

599
00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:30,791
‪-可爛死先生
‪-大大好

600
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,500
‪我們看到一群海豹攻擊一隻鯊魚

601
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,458
‪那你們怎麼反應呢？

602
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:41,458
‪我們跑來告訴你
‪我們看到一群海豹攻擊一隻鯊魚？

603
00:43:41,541 --> 00:43:44,291
‪你們被食物趕跑了？

604
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,750
‪你不知道現場情形

605
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,333
‪他們有奇怪的裝備！

606
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:48,833
‪奇特的招數！

607
00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:50,500
‪越來越堅定的同袍之誼！

608
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:53,125
‪我們根本沒得比！
‪我們連朋友都算不上！

609
00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:56,291
‪給我冷靜點，你們是鯊魚耶！

610
00:43:56,375 --> 00:44:00,458
‪現在仔細向我報告這些海豹的事

611
00:44:00,541 --> 00:44:02,541
‪他們有一個這種東西

612
00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:03,500
‪一個什麼？

613
00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:07,416
‪超厲害的閃亮亮東東

614
00:44:08,541 --> 00:44:11,166
‪上次跑掉的大餐

615
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,041
‪這下慘了

616
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:15,625
‪我們全都慘了

617
00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,625
‪第一，這些海豹反擊了

618
00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:20,625
‪以後連企鵝都敢啄我們的眼睛了！

619
00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:21,541
‪不行！

620
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,541
‪海豚想要大反攻？

621
00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:25,041
‪可是他們慈眉善目的

622
00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:27,208
‪海獺要造反了！

623
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:28,875
‪其實我挺想見識一下的

624
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:32,208
‪所以我們要怎麼辦？

625
00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:35,083
‪我們要殺雞儆猴

626
00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:00,666
‪海豹幹什麼了？

627
00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:05,791
‪好大的膽子！

628
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
‪什麼？

629
00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:14,666
‪我們給他們點顏色瞧瞧！

630
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,250
‪太離譜了！

631
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,666
‪喔，我當然知道有海豹攻擊一隻鯊魚

632
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:24,416
‪你以為我是怎麼困在這裡的？

633
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,916
‪好啦，抱歉

634
00:45:53,791 --> 00:45:56,625
‪沒什麼好看的，回去睡覺吧

635
00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:07,875
‪我太有才華了，不能被吃掉！

636
00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,875
‪媽媽！救救我！

637
00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:15,666
‪好了，各位海豹

638
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:18,291
‪下一個任務就是狂歡去！

639
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,083
‪-我們對抗鯊魚而且沒死！
‪-好耶！

640
00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:22,791
‪快，讓我們看看你的舞技

641
00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:28,375
‪我們踏破舞池吧，水海戰隊舞步

642
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,458
‪怎麼了，小子？

643
00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:48,083
‪我可沒教你躲在黑暗角落悶悶不樂

644
00:46:48,166 --> 00:46:51,291
‪沒什麼，只是看到你們…

645
00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:53,291
‪讓你想起那個朋友了？

646
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:56,833
‪小班不只是個朋友，他是“整海最友”

647
00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:00,208
‪整個海洋裡最好的朋友

648
00:47:00,291 --> 00:47:03,541
‪看吧，我們會把你磨練成海豹神兵

649
00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,875
‪小班講義氣又很勇敢

650
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:09,750
‪他老是說我的辦法有多愚蠢

651
00:47:10,666 --> 00:47:13,041
‪但他無論如何都會保護我

652
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:17,125
‪這的確是“整海最友”

653
00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:20,000
‪結果他付出自己的生命

654
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,666
‪鯊魚！

655
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,458
‪他們包圍海豹島了！

656
00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:31,333
‪他們可能只是想來聊聊天

657
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,708
‪不過我覺得你們真的惹火他們了

658
00:47:33,791 --> 00:47:34,666
‪收到

659
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,500
‪全體著裝，我們要出發了

660
00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:41,666
‪小子，這是嚴重的“蠢無極”
‪我們對抗一隻鯊魚就差點沒命了！

661
00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:45,083
‪問題是我們造成的，我們必須解決

662
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:46,666
‪那也不能一股腦衝過去

663
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,916
‪這樣會害到朋友的

664
00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,666
‪不是，小昆，我是說…

665
00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:56,083
‪不管你幫不幫忙，我都要救這群海豹

666
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:57,083
‪等等，小子！

667
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:02,375
‪我的開胃菜！

668
00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:04,125
‪你怎麼可以這樣？

669
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,375
‪小昆！我說的是我

670
00:48:11,250 --> 00:48:13,666
‪摧毀“好小子號”的那場意外

671
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:15,916
‪是我造成的

672
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:20,583
‪我在拆除水雷時剪錯線，因為…

673
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:24,541
‪因為我有色盲

674
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:30,583
‪所有海豹都是色盲

675
00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:32,041
‪-什麼？
‪-沒錯

676
00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:34,500
‪據我所知，我們的偽裝可能是粉紅色

677
00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:38,041
‪天啊，這下我得重新思考了

678
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:39,708
‪你們確定嗎？

679
00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:45,666
‪好吧…

680
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:48,375
‪我沒事了

681
00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:50,416
‪我根本就是在浪費生命！

682
00:48:52,416 --> 00:48:54,291
‪全都毀了！

683
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
‪振作一點！

684
00:48:57,583 --> 00:49:02,375
‪重點是我心高氣傲
‪過度自信，結果魯莽行事

685
00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:05,666
‪我的隊員，我的朋友

686
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,666
‪因此付出代價

687
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:10,250
‪好了啦，反正過去都爆掉了

688
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,375
‪我們都有犯錯，對吧？

689
00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:15,208
‪但是你不必跟我犯同樣的錯誤

690
00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:18,166
‪那我們該怎麼辦？

691
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,041
‪那群海豹目前困在這裡的哨兵岩上

692
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:25,750
‪這裡…都有鯊魚，這裡也有一點

693
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,833
‪這個呢？千萬不能過去

694
00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:29,416
‪這裡…都有鯊魚

695
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,458
‪這裡有一隻小鯊魚

696
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:35,250
‪鯊魚媽媽在這裡，對，這裡有隻鯊魚

697
00:49:35,333 --> 00:49:38,500
‪鯊魚阿公在這裡
‪他好像不太高興，這裡有隻鯊魚…

698
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:39,541
‪好啦，我們懂了！

699
00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,875
‪八個小時後漲潮

700
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,000
‪我們必須救出這些海豹
‪但又不能跟鯊魚交手

701
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:48,541
‪這種工作很適合章魚裝

702
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,125
‪對，可能也是“蠢無極”

703
00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:54,750
‪我應該還有可以用的裝備

704
00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:57,291
‪我的特殊配方誘餌！

705
00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,541
‪鯊魚絕對克制不住

706
00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:02,958
‪一滴就能把他們全都誘離那座島嶼

707
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,291
‪只要投放誘餌，鯊魚就會追我們

708
00:50:05,375 --> 00:50:06,750
‪我們需要一艘船

709
00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,750
‪不是這艘船吧？

710
00:50:08,833 --> 00:50:11,125
‪喂！“好小子號”還能航行！

711
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:14,666
‪你是說真的，還是一廂情願？

712
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:18,166
‪英勇吉拉多知道可以上哪裡找船

713
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,916
‪我以前那個水族館附近的碼頭

714
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,291
‪我最後一次看到今生至愛
‪“閃亮金姊”，就是在那裡

715
00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:26,916
‪後來我完全靠自身的機智…

716
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,166
‪好，我們有計畫了

717
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:30,958
‪偷船、在水裡放誘餌，然後救出海豹

718
00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:34,291
‪開始對錶，三、二、一

719
00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:37,250
‪我愛你！

720
00:50:37,916 --> 00:50:39,416
‪我好討厭這個東西

721
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,125
‪喂！你們來這裡幹嘛？

722
00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:16,375
‪只有本地海豹能來

723
00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:17,541
‪快滾，兄弟

724
00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:19,875
‪碼頭海豹

725
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,500
‪毫無榮譽感，毫無勇氣

726
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:23,708
‪成天躺平，靠雜耍討東西吃

727
00:51:23,791 --> 00:51:27,750
‪你以為可以隨便
‪闖我們的地盤，侮辱我們嗎？

728
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:28,833
‪你等著瞧！

729
00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:32,875
‪呼叫碼頭天后！

730
00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:34,375
‪呼叫碼頭天后！

731
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:37,416
‪-呼叫碼頭天后！
‪-呼叫碼頭天后！

732
00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:39,791
‪碼頭天后是誰？

733
00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:41,750
‪不知道，聽起來有點危險

734
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:44,166
‪她能怎麼樣？用鼻子頂球嗎？

735
00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:54,041
‪投降吧

736
00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:57,125
‪你根本比不上英勇吉拉多

737
00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,333
‪你才比不上

738
00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:02,250
‪閃亮金姊！

739
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,916
‪我們得唱首歌提振士氣

740
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:22,041
‪我們來向“可爛死”回報了

741
00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:33,875
‪好

742
00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:36,625
‪叫她從北邊加入攻勢

743
00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:44,375
‪你說他迷路是怎麼回事？
‪鯊魚有導航本能耶

744
00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:48,625
‪好，礁石左邊，峽谷右邊

745
00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:50,125
‪他絕對看得到！

746
00:52:51,458 --> 00:52:55,625
‪你敢給我壞消息，我就馬上吃掉你

747
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,000
‪你不是不吐不快？

748
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:01,875
‪我說情報啦！

749
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:06,333
‪快漲潮了，但還是沒看到
‪那些討厭的海豹

750
00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:07,458
‪無所謂

751
00:53:07,541 --> 00:53:11,625
‪只要他們別擋我的路
‪計畫就可以繼續進行

752
00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:14,166
‪如果他們真的出現呢？

753
00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:17,250
‪把那個囂張小子留給我

754
00:53:20,125 --> 00:53:22,916
‪不對！礁石的右邊！右邊！

755
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:25,583
‪金姊！小親親！

756
00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:27,375
‪吉拉多

757
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:31,041
‪你這個沒用、一無是處
‪自私自利的膽小鬼！

758
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,666
‪等一下，這就是“金姊”？
‪你逃出水族館時丟下的金姊？

759
00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:37,958
‪只靠他的機智，以及完全對稱的臉蛋

760
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,166
‪逃出？

761
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:45,250
‪閃亮金姊要用盡挖苦的話嘲笑你

762
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:51,666
‪英勇吉拉多聽出妳在挖苦了
‪但我一點也不喜歡

763
00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:55,041
‪現在是一對寶了，誰來救救我？

764
00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:57,541
‪小親親，求求妳！現在沒空吵了

765
00:53:57,625 --> 00:54:00,916
‪除非他說出實話，否則誰也別想走！

766
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,958
‪-我…
‪-拜託加油添醋一點

767
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:04,916
‪我…

768
00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:10,875
‪逃出水族館是金姊擬定的計畫

769
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:14,416
‪但是我失敗了！

770
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,458
‪夠生猛，沒讓我失望

771
00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:20,458
‪雖然大家都非常難以相信

772
00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:23,750
‪但是英勇吉拉多很怕…

773
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,041
‪愛！

774
00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:27,833
‪我超討厭這支爛錶的！

775
00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:30,541
‪爛錶！討厭死了！

776
00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:34,041
‪所以如果金姊才是勇敢
‪聰明，而且臉蛋對稱的那個

777
00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,416
‪你又是怎麼逃出水族館的？

778
00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:38,875
‪我是被棄養的

779
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:43,875
‪閃亮金姊逃走後，表演節目就沒人看

780
00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:47,750
‪我們搭檔的表現一向比較好，小親親

781
00:54:47,833 --> 00:54:50,125
‪陳年往事了，過去式

782
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:59,583
‪這樣吧，我們的任務
‪是要對抗很多隻鯊魚

783
00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:01,666
‪所以很有可能會死

784
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:05,416
‪如果妳願意幫忙
‪就能好好嚴懲吉拉多

785
00:55:11,625 --> 00:55:13,041
‪你們需要什麼？

786
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:27,916
‪伯特“翻滾”翻滾伯頓
‪白天是身價百萬的海豚慈善家

787
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,083
‪晚上成為打擊犯罪的海豚…

788
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:33,541
‪超級動作英雄！

789
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,000
‪我們上吧！

790
00:55:37,666 --> 00:55:39,541
‪我們上吧！

791
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,250
‪（超狂號）

792
00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:07,541
‪吉拉多

793
00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:12,125
‪祝你去送死

794
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:14,416
‪妳願不願意…

795
00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,666
‪跟我一起送死呢？

796
00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,375
‪這句話太浪漫了

797
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,250
‪我愛你！

798
00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:50,625
‪我討厭這個東西…每次看到都討厭！

799
00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:51,958
‪你！

800
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,916
‪你偷了我的三明治！

801
00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:59,375
‪呼叫！有搶劫現行犯！

802
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:01,583
‪我們上吧！

803
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,500
‪快點…

804
00:57:15,791 --> 00:57:18,791
‪你現在收聽的是
‪有話好說廣播電台，下一位聽眾

805
00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:21,416
‪大家好，我叫大衛！

806
00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:29,833
‪那份三明治加了所有餡料！

807
00:57:37,791 --> 00:57:39,333
‪有夠愛現

808
00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:47,875
‪我要吃了你們…

809
00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:49,791
‪我要吃了你們

810
00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:55,583
‪喂，那是什麼聲音？

811
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,791
‪那是什麼味道？

812
00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:18,083
‪-好好吃喔
‪-非跟上不可

813
00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:20,500
‪獵食本能讓我昏頭了

814
00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:22,208
‪殺了他們！

815
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:38,916
‪小珊珊！

816
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,166
‪我們得幫他們爭取時間

817
00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:50,541
‪幫我拿掉…

818
00:59:09,916 --> 00:59:11,250
‪我要吃了你們！

819
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:21,541
‪妳快游到了，小珊！

820
00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:22,958
‪妳一定可以的！

821
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:39,416
‪媽咪！

822
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:40,541
‪喔，小珊！

823
00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:43,416
‪我剛才好擔心

824
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,750
‪哇！

825
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:46,666
‪好耶！

826
00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:01,916
‪你以為我會忘了你們啊？咬他們！

827
01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:04,916
‪先咬她！再咬公的！

828
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,916
‪別逼我過去！

829
01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:26,583
‪大家還好吧？

830
01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:27,625
‪-還好
‪-沒事

831
01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:28,958
‪-還算好
‪-命還在

832
01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:30,083
‪我不好

833
01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:32,541
‪-是你！
‪-是你！

834
01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:34,750
‪我不會讓你活捉的！

835
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,375
‪我認識這條魚

836
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,708
‪他幫抓走小班的鯊魚工作

837
01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:45,666
‪“可爛死”才剛剛暖身呢

838
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:49,000
‪包圍海豹島只是引開你們的障眼法

839
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:50,666
‪閉嘴，叛徒！

840
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:53,500
‪對，告密的會被吃掉！

841
01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:00,416
‪我們得查出“可爛死”的陰謀

842
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,958
‪不能讓這些鯊魚警告他我們要去了

843
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,166
‪我有個點子

844
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,916
‪海豹可以這樣嗎？

845
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,041
‪被我們咬過才會這樣

846
01:01:43,291 --> 01:01:46,291
‪我的頭之所以歪成

847
01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:51,041
‪這個角度，是因為我深深後悔

848
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:55,208
‪我，英勇吉拉多，深深愛著金姊

849
01:01:55,291 --> 01:01:56,916
‪快走！我們來牽制他們

850
01:01:57,416 --> 01:01:59,125
‪你說“我們”是什麼意思？

851
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:02,375
‪我們搭檔的表現一向比較好

852
01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:07,083
‪好震驚！

853
01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:11,333
‪我，閃亮金姊，完全沒想到會這樣

854
01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:17,500
‪可是我，小昆，也愛著金姊

855
01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:19,291
‪你好大的膽子！

856
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:25,250
‪我該怎麼選擇呢？
‪這兩隻海豹的條件都很好

857
01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:27,791
‪選吉拉多！

858
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:30,500
‪那個混蛋！他配不上金姊！

859
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:02,958
‪我的朋友“六鰭雪梨”知道名字

860
01:03:03,041 --> 01:03:06,041
‪六鰭雪梨最好笑的地方

861
01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:09,375
‪在於所有鯊魚都有六個鰭

862
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:10,916
‪怎麼了？

863
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,208
‪除非你們也把…

864
01:03:16,666 --> 01:03:19,500
‪臀鰭算進去，這樣就有七個

865
01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:22,000
‪這讓我想起一個笑話

866
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:24,625
‪為什麼六會怕七？

867
01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:27,708
‪我也想知道

868
01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:31,000
‪可是鯊魚根本就不會算數

869
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,125
‪走為上策！

870
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:36,416
‪-鯊魚！
‪-撤退！

871
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,333
‪我們聊到哪裡了？

872
01:03:49,416 --> 01:03:50,666
‪散開！

873
01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:09,083
‪還記得我說過要最後吃妳嗎？

874
01:04:09,666 --> 01:04:11,250
‪我騙妳的！

875
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:17,416
‪妳再動，我就讓妳嚐嚐蝦子的厲害

876
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:22,916
‪你能把我怎麼樣？
‪用推銷話術把我煩死嗎？

877
01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:34,916
‪我有一個可怕的秘密，從沒說出去過

878
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,375
‪我，克拉格，其實是…

879
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:41,125
‪“開關”的爸爸的雙胞胎的壞兒子！

880
01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:44,666
‪那樣不就只是他的壞姪…

881
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:53,208
‪我這輩子最大的錯誤，就是沒跟妳走

882
01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:55,458
‪喔，故事背景！

883
01:04:55,541 --> 01:04:56,541
‪總算！

884
01:04:56,625 --> 01:05:01,250
‪你是個說謊、膽小
‪自大又愛吹牛的混帳傢伙

885
01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:04,625
‪可是我們搭檔的表現一向比較好

886
01:05:06,041 --> 01:05:07,541
‪快親他啦

887
01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:09,333
‪有你們這些變態偷窺就不行！

888
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,666
‪她一定會親下去！

889
01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:18,958
‪快啊，我們走吧！

890
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:21,916
‪英勇吉拉多剛才真的想親下去

891
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:27,708
‪這兩隻真的是海裡最危險的動物嗎？

892
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,916
‪有妳在就不是了，小親親

893
01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:44,000
‪小昆！

894
01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:48,041
‪小昆！

895
01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:09,541
‪小小的鯊魚根本比不上…

896
01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:15,625
‪英勇吉拉…

897
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,416
‪他們在下面做什麼？

898
01:06:28,166 --> 01:06:32,375
‪沒辦法靠近偷聽，否則一定會曝光

899
01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:37,458
‪各位，這應該是章魚裝
‪派上用場的時候吧？

900
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,125
‪-他說得沒錯
‪-什麼？

901
01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:41,708
‪-你瘋了嗎？
‪-真的？

902
01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:45,125
‪-你覺得“肥咖”挺得住嗎？
‪-可以！

903
01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:46,416
‪大概吧

904
01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:51,916
‪如果情況危險，就說“啟動反制措施”

905
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,125
‪他們會知道怎麼做

906
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:54,875
‪那就這麼辦吧

907
01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:35,458
‪你一定可以的，肥咖

908
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:38,375
‪我本來只是在做自己的事

909
01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:41,833
‪結果突然有超強龍捲風把我捲到海上

910
01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:43,666
‪對，我聽過這件事

911
01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:46,250
‪各位兄弟姊妹

912
01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:50,625
‪我邀請各位前來，是要討論海豹威脅

913
01:07:50,708 --> 01:07:52,291
‪遜！

914
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:54,708
‪我超討厭他們的！

915
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:58,166
‪他們到底要住陸地還是海裡？
‪下定決心好嗎？笨哺乳動物！

916
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:02,875
‪但我知道怎麼把這個危機化為轉機

917
01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:05,625
‪我們可以跟這些海豹學習

918
01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:08,083
‪-改善人類對鯊魚的印象？
‪-怎麼駕駛快艇？

919
01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:09,500
‪怎麼豎起大拇指？

920
01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:11,958
‪是團隊合作啦

921
01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:17,166
‪如果一群海豹御便當
‪能團結起來威脅我們

922
01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:19,458
‪那我們團結的力量會有多大？

923
01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:20,875
‪鯊魚能長腳！

924
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:22,291
‪那我們就變成哺乳動物了！

925
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,208
‪這樣吧

926
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:27,041
‪誰想發言就舉起鰭來
‪我剛剛講到哪裡了？

927
01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:30,291
‪海豹每年都到沙丁魚大遷徙的地方

928
01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:32,625
‪我們每年都吃得很撐

929
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,791
‪但我們抓的是誰？

930
01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:38,416
‪都是些老弱殘兵
‪還有那隻口吐白沫、味道奇怪的海豹

931
01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:41,166
‪-噁心！
‪-那傢伙的味道最難吃了！

932
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:42,750
‪我剛才不是說要舉鰭？

933
01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:43,708
‪抱歉

934
01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:47,875
‪但是大家只要合作
‪就不會漏掉任何一隻海豹

935
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,583
‪因為我們要把他們全都吃光！

936
01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:54,916
‪什麼事？

937
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,541
‪我可以吃二隻海豹嗎？

938
01:08:57,125 --> 01:08:58,041
‪不只

939
01:08:58,125 --> 01:08:59,500
‪五隻海豹？

940
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:00,625
‪不只！

941
01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:02,166
‪七隻海豹？

942
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,250
‪你能數到多少，就能吃幾隻海豹！

943
01:09:06,791 --> 01:09:08,500
‪七隻海豹！

944
01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:19,291
‪各位？我們有個小小的問題

945
01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:22,375
‪拿海豹當早餐

946
01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:24,750
‪拿海豹當第二道早餐

947
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:26,958
‪拿海豹當第11道早餐

948
01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:29,000
‪拿海豹當午餐

949
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,583
‪拿海豹當下午茶

950
01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:33,208
‪拿海豹當晚餐

951
01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:35,291
‪拿海豹當宵夜！

952
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,458
‪海豹…

953
01:09:38,666 --> 01:09:42,000
‪大家撐著點，再一下下就好

954
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,291
‪海豹！他在這裡！

955
01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:03,083
‪啟動反制措施？

956
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,750
‪對了，我得裝那個聲音

957
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,916
‪啟動反制措施

958
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,041
‪嗨，小朋友

959
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:41,791
‪你太早來了，不過我隨時
‪都可以來點正餐前的零食

960
01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:43,125
‪對，我懂

961
01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:47,750
‪你那場獨白講了七小時，一定很餓

962
01:10:47,833 --> 01:10:49,416
‪那麼無聊，你怎麼受得了？

963
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,250
‪我都看著遠方

964
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,750
‪我都玩填字遊戲

965
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,291
‪我都在計畫怎麼背叛

966
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:56,166
‪首先，我要阻止你的行動

967
01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:59,916
‪然後我要用尾巴打到你笑不出來為止

968
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,958
‪我們要用尾巴打到你笑不出來為止

969
01:11:09,791 --> 01:11:12,083
‪你帶更多朋友來給我吃了

970
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:15,666
‪但是會搬救兵的可不只你們

971
01:11:22,458 --> 01:11:23,500
‪你有計畫嗎？

972
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:27,625
‪趕快離開，我來引開他們的注意力

973
01:11:28,666 --> 01:11:30,916
‪我以為會想爛方法的只有我一個

974
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,500
‪不行，想都別想，不可能

975
01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:38,666
‪小子，你給我聽好

976
01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:42,166
‪我們剛見面時，我只剩下一個空殼

977
01:11:43,125 --> 01:11:44,541
‪放棄自己的生命

978
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:51,125
‪但是你這個夠瘋、夠蠢
‪又夠勇的傢伙絕不屈服

979
01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:54,416
‪永遠為朋友兩肋插刀

980
01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:57,208
‪所以你必須離開這裡

981
01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:59,416
‪不行，求求你

982
01:12:00,333 --> 01:12:01,250
‪我辦不到

983
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,000
‪我相信你的本事，小子

984
01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:05,291
‪你天生就是水海戰隊的料

985
01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:07,333
‪快來啊！

986
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,583
‪不行，我不能離開他！

987
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,125
‪我們留在這裡就完了

988
01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:23,083
‪我要讓你們知道什麼叫痛苦！

989
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:25,958
‪我要頒給你們痛苦學位的榮譽博士！

990
01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,250
‪克拉格

991
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,041
‪老克

992
01:12:51,666 --> 01:12:53,166
‪各位，他又離我而去了

993
01:12:53,791 --> 01:12:56,125
‪小昆，你去哪裡？

994
01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:59,666
‪鯊魚要在沙丁魚大遷徙時埋伏

995
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,208
‪我得警告大家

996
01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:02,750
‪你有什麼打算？

997
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,083
‪沒有打算

998
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,500
‪我的愚蠢想法一直害到大家

999
01:13:11,375 --> 01:13:12,333
‪小班

1000
01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:14,500
‪克拉格

1001
01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:18,041
‪接下來就是你們

1002
01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:20,333
‪好了，貝絲小戰隊！

1003
01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:22,666
‪我們得想辦法抵擋這些鯊魚！

1004
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:25,083
‪我們什麼時候變成貝絲小戰隊了？

1005
01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:27,125
‪貝絲小戰隊成員禁止發問！

1006
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,041
‪糟了…

1007
01:13:43,666 --> 01:13:45,000
‪拜託，千萬不要！

1008
01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:48,041
‪我太遲了！

1009
01:13:54,833 --> 01:13:58,708
‪沙丁魚大遷徙！我們來囉！

1010
01:13:58,791 --> 01:13:59,875
‪來吧，小珊

1011
01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:02,291
‪這是我的位置！

1012
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:03,416
‪不對，是我的！

1013
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:05,458
‪我在這裡潛水好幾年了！

1014
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,333
‪別走，大家快回來！

1015
01:14:07,416 --> 01:14:09,583
‪小昆，你在吼什麼？

1016
01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:12,375
‪趕快叫大家回來，鯊魚在那邊等我們

1017
01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:14,458
‪-什麼在等？
‪-鯊魚！

1018
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,750
‪-沒聽過他們
‪-我真是…

1019
01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:19,166
‪我沒空解釋了

1020
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,333
‪小昆

1021
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:23,000
‪我告訴你一個秘密

1022
01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:26,666
‪海裡的確有鯊魚

1023
01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,416
‪真的？

1024
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:30,625
‪你知道我為什麼不承認嗎？

1025
01:14:31,791 --> 01:14:34,333
‪一旦出海，你可能回不來

1026
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:36,666
‪我可能回不來

1027
01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:39,833
‪但是海豹族群能延續下來

1028
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:44,791
‪不利用沙丁魚大遷徙的機會
‪大家全都會挨餓

1029
01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:57,625
‪（水海戰隊好小子號）

1030
01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:10,000
‪老包萬歲…

1031
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:14,791
‪小昆，謝天謝地！

1032
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:17,458
‪你一走，整個狀況都失控了

1033
01:15:17,541 --> 01:15:20,500
‪我們本來在跟老包協同訓練
‪結果突然就被它接管

1034
01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,916
‪老包可是很有說服力的

1035
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,333
‪你為什麼回來？

1036
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:28,416
‪海豹全都跑去沙丁魚大遷徙地點了

1037
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:30,166
‪我得想辦法保護他們

1038
01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:32,416
‪-這裡有誰…
‪-夠勇

1039
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:33,625
‪-夠蠢
‪-夠瘋！

1040
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:35,041
‪我們上吧

1041
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,250
‪那群海豹比我們早走

1042
01:15:47,958 --> 01:15:50,291
‪鯊魚！他們走了

1043
01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:51,666
‪妳說“走了”是什麼意思？

1044
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,750
‪-擅離職守，收到
‪-就他們說的

1045
01:15:55,291 --> 01:15:58,916
‪這裡有一座島，沙丁魚會經過這裡

1046
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,041
‪可是中間什麼都沒有

1047
01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:03,666
‪除了…

1048
01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,916
‪真受不了那個傢伙，無聊死了

1049
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,041
‪反正不要看到他的眼睛就好

1050
01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:43,083
‪我以為成立這個小隊
‪就是不要被鯊魚吃掉

1051
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:46,750
‪其實我只吃浮游生物

1052
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:47,833
‪我們知道啦！

1053
01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:02,333
‪謝謝大衛
‪我從來沒見過比你好的鯊魚

1054
01:17:04,333 --> 01:17:07,500
‪不客氣！

1055
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:09,208
‪小昆戰隊！

1056
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,666
‪拜託，吉拉多戰隊！

1057
01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:13,583
‪-小昆…
‪-吉拉多…

1058
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:16,083
‪-小昆…吉拉多…什麼？
‪-小昆…吉拉多…啊？

1059
01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:19,416
‪金姊戰隊！

1060
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,916
‪一定會留疤！

1061
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,375
‪我愛你！

1062
01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:29,000
‪我愛你！

1063
01:17:30,916 --> 01:17:33,416
‪我愛你！

1064
01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:35,750
‪看看背後！

1065
01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:43,125
‪我超愛那支錶的

1066
01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:08,208
‪我開始覺得這項任務非常“蠢無極”

1067
01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:11,375
‪好餓喔

1068
01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:12,708
‪可以吃了嗎？

1069
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:14,750
‪這裡好擠

1070
01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:18,416
‪對啊，我們就跟某種魚一樣擠成一堆

1071
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,708
‪我受夠了

1072
01:18:19,791 --> 01:18:21,375
‪對啊，拜託，走吧

1073
01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:23,083
‪吵死了！安靜！

1074
01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,541
‪閉上你們的嘴巴！

1075
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:28,125
‪各位兄弟姊妹，稍安勿躁

1076
01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:31,666
‪我們要等好吃的海豹通過上方

1077
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,583
‪等他們和島嶼之間的通道被切斷後

1078
01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:37,000
‪我們就發動攻擊

1079
01:18:38,041 --> 01:18:42,375
‪今年沒有海豹
‪能從沙丁魚大遷徙現場回家

1080
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,208
‪我有個點子

1081
01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:54,625
‪開關，你可以放下那個貨櫃嗎？

1082
01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:57,166
‪就算要我用牙齒咬斷鐵鍊都行

1083
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:01,833
‪其他隊員到所有出口各就各位

1084
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:05,291
‪等貨櫃掉下來，就把門關上

1085
01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:13,416
‪快點！

1086
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:14,500
‪走吧！

1087
01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:18,291
‪你為什麼恨我？

1088
01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:45,083
‪-閃開！
‪-對不起！

1089
01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:46,166
‪-閃開！
‪-借過！

1090
01:19:52,916 --> 01:19:54,041
‪妳走吧，小親親

1091
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,250
‪休想！

1092
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,541
‪我這輩子一直都在

1093
01:19:58,625 --> 01:20:00,541
‪宣揚自己的英勇事蹟

1094
01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:04,666
‪但在關鍵時刻卻膽小如鼠

1095
01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:06,083
‪但今天不會！

1096
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:10,041
‪如果你不回來，我一定會找到你

1097
01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:11,875
‪然後折磨你！

1098
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:14,791
‪這才像話嘛，小親親

1099
01:20:20,458 --> 01:20:22,291
‪這扇小小的門

1100
01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:26,791
‪根本敵不過英勇吉拉多！

1101
01:20:29,541 --> 01:20:31,166
‪對不起了，各位朋友

1102
01:20:52,166 --> 01:20:54,750
‪-這邊！
‪-別走這邊！

1103
01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:17,791
‪各位小傢伙好啊

1104
01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:19,208
‪閉嘴，討厭死了！

1105
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,958
‪怎麼老是眼睛遭殃？

1106
01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:26,375
‪我要先把妳認識的海豹全都吃光！

1107
01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:28,791
‪然後再回來找妳

1108
01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:53,041
‪不行！

1109
01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:54,875
‪不行

1110
01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:00,416
‪沒救了，對不對？

1111
01:22:03,291 --> 01:22:04,500
‪我們全都沒救了

1112
01:22:05,083 --> 01:22:10,166
‪我當初就覺得這很像典型的自殺任務

1113
01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:13,458
‪那你為什麼還來？

1114
01:22:14,041 --> 01:22:16,416
‪因為你啊，傻瓜

1115
01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:22,708
‪我這輩子都覺得管好自己就行了

1116
01:22:23,333 --> 01:22:27,583
‪結果某個頭腦簡單的笨蛋
‪讓我發現有其他生存法則

1117
01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:29,375
‪非常愚蠢的法則

1118
01:22:30,458 --> 01:22:31,666
‪但是比較高尚

1119
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:36,416
‪我們得互相照應啊

1120
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:37,375
‪堅…

1121
01:22:37,458 --> 01:22:38,500
‪…持…

1122
01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:41,500
‪什麼？喔，到底

1123
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:45,916
‪來，看看我們能不能找幾隻鯊魚墊背

1124
01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:55,375
‪我說過，小小的門
‪根本敵不過英勇吉拉多

1125
01:22:57,708 --> 01:22:59,250
‪我們為什麼游泳？

1126
01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:00,333
‪游泳！

1127
01:23:00,416 --> 01:23:02,291
‪為了逃命啊！

1128
01:23:02,375 --> 01:23:04,250
‪好耶！

1129
01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:22,708
‪太驚人了

1130
01:23:22,791 --> 01:23:24,125
‪我超來電的，寶貝

1131
01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:32,208
‪然後…

1132
01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:34,416
‪啟動章魚裝

1133
01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:45,000
‪喂！

1134
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:52,041
‪你們準備加入這場戰局了嗎？

1135
01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:54,083
‪收到！

1136
01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:58,750
‪上啦！好，我可能不該這麼做的

1137
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:03,583
‪好耶，啊！

1138
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,541
‪準備迎接震撼的一刻

1139
01:24:13,625 --> 01:24:15,416
‪準備迎接驚奇的一刻

1140
01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:17,958
‪準備迎接兵敗如山倒的一刻吧！

1141
01:24:18,041 --> 01:24:20,250
‪英勇吉拉多…

1142
01:24:20,333 --> 01:24:22,583
‪和閃亮金姊聯手出擊！

1143
01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:48,708
‪雷射鯊魚…

1144
01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:55,541
‪雷射鯊魚…

1145
01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:05,458
‪遜！

1146
01:25:05,541 --> 01:25:06,708
‪爛死了！

1147
01:25:06,791 --> 01:25:07,875
‪滾回家，廢物！

1148
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:08,916
‪有夠差！

1149
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,083
‪-雷射大秀就這樣？
‪-爛死了！

1150
01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:36,166
‪你們被包圍了！

1151
01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,958
‪你們寡不敵眾！

1152
01:25:38,041 --> 01:25:39,791
‪你們就要變成食物了！

1153
01:25:39,875 --> 01:25:41,500
‪投降吧，小傢伙

1154
01:25:42,083 --> 01:25:44,041
‪你們輸定了

1155
01:25:45,375 --> 01:25:50,333
‪我知道，但我們夠勇、夠蠢、夠瘋
‪無論如何都會放手一試

1156
01:25:56,625 --> 01:25:58,500
‪（水海戰隊好小子號）

1157
01:26:03,375 --> 01:26:06,541
‪對不起來晚了，我得去搬救兵！

1158
01:26:09,041 --> 01:26:10,416
‪我們上吧！

1159
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:25,833
‪好吃

1160
01:26:28,541 --> 01:26:30,458
‪大家各自逃命啊！

1161
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,041
‪全體上船！

1162
01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:47,250
‪你這小子挺不賴的嘛

1163
01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:02,375
‪（水海戰隊克拉格中士）

1164
01:27:11,083 --> 01:27:15,791
‪真不敢相信，是鯊魚耶
‪大家全都過去幫忙出力！

1165
01:27:15,875 --> 01:27:17,125
‪好耶！

1166
01:27:18,625 --> 01:27:20,708
‪大家願意幫我嗎？誰要幫我？

1167
01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:22,708
‪-合作就能成功！
‪-對！

1168
01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:27,375
‪鯊魚永遠都會踩在你們頭上！

1169
01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:31,958
‪你們一輩子都是當食物的命

1170
01:27:32,583 --> 01:27:34,875
‪我這個食物要反咬一口了！

1171
01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:39,458
‪完了…

1172
01:27:46,041 --> 01:27:50,000
‪等一下，我是鯊魚，根本不會有事！

1173
01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:52,583
‪太外行了

1174
01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:55,666
‪小子，你成功了

1175
01:27:56,958 --> 01:27:58,041
‪是大家的功勞

1176
01:28:02,708 --> 01:28:05,166
‪把航向設為沙丁魚大遷徙位置

1177
01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:06,625
‪遵命，艦長！

1178
01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,583
{\an8}‪（幾個月後）

1179
01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:24,916
‪-我仍然是鯊鯊！
‪-是嗎？

1180
01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:27,500
‪我們是海豹小戰隊！

1181
01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:28,625
‪快跑啊！

1182
01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:42,458
‪勸你最好別過去

1183
01:28:42,541 --> 01:28:45,458
‪那座島有海豹小戰隊在保護

1184
01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:51,458
‪我靠這張嘴吃遍七大洋

1185
01:28:51,541 --> 01:28:53,291
‪才不怕海豹呢！

1186
01:28:57,541 --> 01:29:00,083
‪哇，那傢伙這下完蛋了

1187
01:29:00,166 --> 01:29:02,666
‪對，小昆絕對會把他扁一頓

1188
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,750
‪小昆？拜託！

1189
01:29:04,833 --> 01:29:07,208
‪他要小心的是吉拉多才對

1190
01:29:09,166 --> 01:29:12,291
‪鯊魚警報，完畢

1191
01:29:12,375 --> 01:29:13,791
‪鯊魚來了！

1192
01:29:17,041 --> 01:29:18,666
‪出動！

1193
01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:20,166
‪來了！

1194
01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:21,750
‪肥咖，給我回來！

1195
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,500
‪我們上吧！

1196
01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:39,083
‪大衛砲彈的辦法是誰想的？

1197
01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:41,541
‪紙上作業時看起來挺好的啊！

1198
01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:45,583
‪不是說好別再聽小昆的餿主意了？

1199
01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:53,000
‪大家好，我叫大衛！

1200
01:31:56,375 --> 01:31:57,375
‪（激情與背叛）

1201
01:31:57,875 --> 01:32:00,208
‪（搜尋中…）

1202
01:32:00,291 --> 01:32:02,833
‪你現在收聽的是
‪有話好說廣播電台，下一位聽眾

1203
01:32:02,916 --> 01:32:05,208
‪大家好，我叫大衛！

1204
01:32:05,291 --> 01:32:06,833
‪喔，又打來啦？

1205
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,875
‪你今天在想什麼？

1206
01:32:09,958 --> 01:32:15,500
‪我只想討論電影和電視中的鯊魚形象

1207
01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:16,916
‪影視作品讓大家以為

1208
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:20,791
‪我們鯊魚抓到什麼就吃什麼

1209
01:32:20,875 --> 01:32:23,541
‪但這種觀念完全錯誤

1210
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:26,333
‪我只吃浮游生物

1211
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:34,500
‪有一次不小心吞下一個小木偶

1212
01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:40,416
‪還有一支經過嚴格訓練的海豹部隊

1213
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:44,791
‪但這其實不算
‪因為我又把他們吐出來

1214
01:32:44,875 --> 01:32:49,000
‪還有腳踏車輪胎、拿著刀子的螃蟹

1215
01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:51,458
‪他那時真是氣壞了！

1216
01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:53,875
‪我絕對不吃藤壺

1217
01:32:53,958 --> 01:32:56,458
‪藤壺最難吃了！

1218
01:33:03,833 --> 01:33:05,791
‪海葵

1219
01:33:05,875 --> 01:33:07,583
‪第二個字要唸二聲

1220
01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:08,791
‪你知道嗎？

1221
01:33:08,875 --> 01:33:11,125
‪我這輩子都念錯了

1222
01:33:11,208 --> 01:33:14,041
‪反正有海葵

1223
01:33:14,541 --> 01:33:17,833
‪陸葵，可能還有天葵和空葵

1224
01:33:17,916 --> 01:33:19,500
‪幾頂頭盔

1225
01:33:19,583 --> 01:33:22,916
‪可能很像早期羅馬的頭盔

1226
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:24,125
‪牙刷

1227
01:33:24,208 --> 01:33:27,583
‪牙刷在這麼深的地方非常重要，真的

1228
01:33:27,666 --> 01:33:30,541
‪還有一根很像人的棍子

1229
01:33:30,625 --> 01:33:33,208
‪看起來就像樹枝做成的人

1230
01:33:33,291 --> 01:33:36,208
‪很難描述，跟我來看才知道

1231
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:41,833
‪還有某天掉下來的
‪一顆超大藍色鑽石

1232
01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:44,666
‪希望不是某人掉的

1233
01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:54,208
‪一袋麵粉、一些可可粉

1234
01:33:54,291 --> 01:33:57,000
‪小蘇打粉、發粉

1235
01:33:57,083 --> 01:33:59,750
‪白糖、鹽、蛋

1236
01:33:59,833 --> 01:34:02,291
‪牛奶、油、香草精

1237
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:04,791
‪我後來才知道

1238
01:34:04,875 --> 01:34:07,916
‪我吃下巧克力蛋糕的所有成份了

1239
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:11,666
‪真希望能先攪拌過

1240
01:37:40,250 --> 01:37:45,250
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