1 00:07:31,131 --> 00:07:35,124 Your Honor, these people are lying. 2 00:07:35,602 --> 00:07:37,297 l swear on the Bhagawad Gita. 3 00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:41,833 This is the first dialogue of the play, but where is the Gita? 4 00:07:42,142 --> 00:07:44,167 And what about the portrait of Gandhi behind that chair? 5 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,235 Sorry, ma'am, l forgot. l'll get it done. 6 00:07:48,081 --> 00:07:49,912 How much longer do l wait, Madam Art Director? 7 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:52,341 Here you are trying to set up this court while... 8 00:07:52,519 --> 00:07:54,009 tomorrow is the hearing at the actual court! 9 00:07:54,387 --> 00:07:56,321 Where is your brother Abbas? 10 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,992 Sir... 11 00:08:09,169 --> 00:08:13,162 you know how much l've struggled to pay the legal fees. 12 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,130 Trying to keep up with this case for the last three years... 13 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,539 l was forced to sell my taxi. 14 00:08:17,443 --> 00:08:20,879 And now he is driving the taxi for the people who bought it! 15 00:08:23,316 --> 00:08:25,511 Sir, after our father passed away... 16 00:08:25,585 --> 00:08:27,553 ...his elder brother seized our land illegally. 17 00:08:28,288 --> 00:08:31,018 Now he wants the house that we live in. 18 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:35,887 lf we win this case, the house will remain ours and... 19 00:08:37,363 --> 00:08:39,160 we will be close to our father's memories. 20 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:40,299 Yes, sir. 21 00:08:41,434 --> 00:08:42,025 Please. 22 00:08:43,303 --> 00:08:46,033 Tomorrow the ruling should be in our favor. 23 00:08:46,239 --> 00:08:47,433 Don't worry, Abbas. 24 00:08:47,874 --> 00:08:49,637 Tomorrow in the court, the ball will be in our court! 25 00:08:50,009 --> 00:08:50,941 We will win. 26 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:53,069 But you've been assuring us for the past three years! 27 00:08:53,246 --> 00:08:55,180 This isn't an assurance, it's a guarantee, Sania. 28 00:08:55,448 --> 00:08:59,111 Abbas, l've worked the case in such a manner that... 29 00:08:59,319 --> 00:09:00,911 ...the accused will also pay compensation... 30 00:09:00,987 --> 00:09:02,420 ...for the mental harassment they've caused us. 31 00:09:02,655 --> 00:09:03,314 Really? 32 00:09:03,389 --> 00:09:06,449 Yes, the judge will be so impressed with my plea that... 33 00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:08,322 before he can pass the judgment he will say... 34 00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:10,154 l am shocked! 35 00:09:11,264 --> 00:09:15,166 The arguments and evidence presented by Abbas Ali's lawyer... 36 00:09:15,368 --> 00:09:18,360 clearly state that the disputed property doesn't belong to... 37 00:09:18,705 --> 00:09:19,694 Abbas Ali. 38 00:09:21,507 --> 00:09:23,941 The rightful owner of the property is Ashfaq Ali. 39 00:09:24,611 --> 00:09:28,479 Now he can sue Abbas Ali for mental harassment. 40 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:31,973 Case is dismissed! 41 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:34,417 Hey wait... 42 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:36,421 where are you running? 43 00:09:37,624 --> 00:09:39,649 Come here! 44 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:41,284 You've ruined me! 45 00:09:41,361 --> 00:09:42,919 - Abbas, l'm your lawyer. - Lawyer? 46 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:44,723 You're the last nail in the coffin! 47 00:09:45,732 --> 00:09:47,393 We'll appeal the case higher... 48 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:49,192 l'll send you higher! 49 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:51,663 Abbas! 50 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:55,733 Abbas! 51 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,970 You went overboard, Abbas! 52 00:10:02,148 --> 00:10:04,616 You beat up your lawyer outside the court! 53 00:10:05,184 --> 00:10:09,553 Thankfully Sania called me and l posted your bail. 54 00:10:10,123 --> 00:10:13,024 Before doing something like that, didn't you think about your sister? 55 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:16,687 Uncle, l did think about Sania and that's why l merely beat him up. 56 00:10:17,463 --> 00:10:19,693 Otherwise l would've smashed him with the judge's gavel! 57 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:22,397 Abbas, l agree we've been deceived... 58 00:10:22,769 --> 00:10:24,964 but that doesn't mean you go on a killing spree. 59 00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:26,232 What do you want me to do, Sania? 60 00:10:26,306 --> 00:10:26,738 What do l do? 61 00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:28,365 We've lost father's house. 62 00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:31,005 The taxi owner has refused me from driving his taxi. 63 00:10:31,077 --> 00:10:32,135 He says l'm a convict. 64 00:10:32,245 --> 00:10:33,769 ln such a situation one is bound to lose control. 65 00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:35,503 Take it easy, Abbas. 66 00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:37,079 Take it easy. 67 00:10:37,684 --> 00:10:39,379 Sania, get him some tea. 68 00:10:39,619 --> 00:10:41,177 Go get some tea. 69 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:51,089 Now l've realised why the Taj Mahal is called a 'wonder'. 70 00:10:51,731 --> 00:10:52,789 What do you mean? 71 00:10:56,069 --> 00:11:00,165 Shah Jahan built the Taj Mahal without a bank loan. 72 00:11:01,107 --> 00:11:02,074 A wonder! 73 00:11:03,109 --> 00:11:07,478 The middle class person has such basic desires. 74 00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:12,780 A six figure salary, five working days... 75 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:15,616 a four wheeler... 76 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:17,619 a three bedroom apartment... 77 00:11:18,424 --> 00:11:21,120 two kids and a life partner. 78 00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:23,117 But the fact is... 79 00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:30,695 the heaviest burden a man can have is his empty pocket. 80 00:11:32,038 --> 00:11:32,834 Abbas! 81 00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:36,237 You value the good times only after going through tough times. 82 00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:39,404 Thank you, uncle. 83 00:11:41,047 --> 00:11:44,448 For confirming that l am going through tough times. 84 00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:47,376 lt's good to understand your predicament but... 85 00:11:47,754 --> 00:11:50,188 it's foolish to cry over it. 86 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:54,285 Listen, you and Sania should come with me to Ranakpur. 87 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:56,854 Ranakpur? 88 00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:57,787 Yes! 89 00:11:58,164 --> 00:12:01,725 Your father and l weren't merely friends. 90 00:12:01,868 --> 00:12:03,096 We were more like brothers. 91 00:12:03,536 --> 00:12:05,504 Now, you will do as l say. 92 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:07,635 lf you stay back here... 93 00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:10,733 ...you'll see your cousins everyday and curse your life. 94 00:12:11,511 --> 00:12:15,345 l will try my best to get you ajob at the place l'm working. 95 00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,514 Ranakpur is an amazing place. 96 00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:24,615 There's no politics there, and no mad rush like the city. 97 00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:29,120 lt's peaceful everywhere you go. 98 00:12:30,263 --> 00:12:31,355 Happiness... 99 00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:33,795 Serene and calm... 100 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,295 Help! 101 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:04,957 l've been working for the Raghuvanshi family since 30 years. 102 00:13:05,498 --> 00:13:08,956 Earlier l worked for the father and now for his son, Prithviraj. 103 00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:13,661 Prithviraj is a great human being. 104 00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:15,030 He is passionate about two things. 105 00:13:15,308 --> 00:13:16,206 First... 106 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,178 And the second is... 107 00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,512 to speak English better than the English themselves! 108 00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:27,350 'Early to double bed and early to wake up fast... 109 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:31,056 makes a male healthy, strong and oversmart!' 110 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:34,693 'Eat lots and lots of walnuts, tighten your loincloth... 111 00:13:35,061 --> 00:13:38,588 and fight with bare hands, no knives, no forks!' 112 00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:43,497 Even more than the English language... 113 00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:46,502 he loves his sister, Radhika, very much. 114 00:13:48,441 --> 00:13:50,671 Right now Radhika is studying in a Delhi university. 115 00:13:50,743 --> 00:13:54,144 But when it comes to the prosperity and progress of Ranakpur... 116 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,277 Prithviraj is always at the forefront! 117 00:13:56,582 --> 00:14:01,747 This year he will also begin work on the Deteron power plant. 118 00:14:02,221 --> 00:14:05,713 But every now and then the power plant project is disrupted... 119 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:08,089 ...by his cousin, Vikrant. 120 00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:11,729 And that adds fuel to their decade's old family feud. 121 00:14:19,305 --> 00:14:22,502 Vikrant is against both Prithviraj and the power project. 122 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,167 Prithviraj seems like an honest and righteous man. 123 00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:28,208 l think your decision to get Abbas ajob here is absolutely right. 124 00:14:28,381 --> 00:14:30,611 Prithviraj hates one thing though. 125 00:14:31,184 --> 00:14:31,809 What? 126 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:33,515 Lies. 127 00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:36,778 How do you feel? 128 00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:38,547 Doctor, l'm in a lot of pain. 129 00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:39,688 Have some water. 130 00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:41,257 Thank you! 131 00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:42,691 Save me! 132 00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:44,286 Not, 'save me'. 'saved... saved.' 133 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:45,556 He brought you here. 134 00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:46,665 Tell me something... 135 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,222 who is the monster that did this to you? 136 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:49,393 l did. 137 00:14:50,236 --> 00:14:52,170 l beat him up. 138 00:14:52,438 --> 00:14:53,564 You beat him up and then got him here? 139 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:55,698 There was a lot of dirt in him. 140 00:14:56,809 --> 00:14:58,436 lt was necessary to get it out. 141 00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:02,475 As for bringing him here, its compassion. 142 00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:03,837 But what did he do? 143 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,344 What did he do? 144 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:06,314 Fraud! 145 00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:12,121 Though he was the supervisor, he embezzled 99 Rupees. 146 00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:13,585 Just 99 Rupees? 147 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:15,456 lt's not about 99 Rupees! 148 00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:17,860 The thing is he lied! 149 00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:22,294 Prithviraj Raghuvanshi worships the truth. 150 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:26,328 And buries the one who lies. 151 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,739 Everyways, doctor... 152 00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:33,511 be it sunrise or sunfall, five star backhand service. 153 00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:37,647 Nurse, keep window shopping open, let atmosphere come in. 154 00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:38,641 Maakhan! 155 00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:39,478 Sir? 156 00:15:39,552 --> 00:15:41,417 Bring freshful flowers and fruitables. 157 00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:42,511 lmpossible! 158 00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,214 Rest in peace! 159 00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:46,751 Listen! 160 00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:47,793 Sir? 161 00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:51,629 Next time you lie... 162 00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:53,688 you can let go of the reward... 163 00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:57,365 because l'll do the deed. 164 00:15:57,903 --> 00:15:59,200 - Maakhan! - Sir? 165 00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:00,800 Get someone else in his place. 166 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,600 That idiot, Ravi, he is late yet again. 167 00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:06,778 He isn't a son, but a curse. 168 00:16:07,246 --> 00:16:09,407 He is reason for my ill-health! 169 00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:12,174 Uncle, l'm sure there's a reason for him being late. 170 00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:13,309 There is only one reason! 171 00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:15,650 His third-class Aflatoon drama company. 172 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,280 Come on fast. 173 00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:20,983 There he is. 174 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:22,154 Abbas! 175 00:16:22,228 --> 00:16:23,217 Sania! 176 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:27,027 My friend Abbas! You are finally here! 177 00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:29,926 - Hi, welcome Sania. - Thank you. 178 00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:32,730 Well, l've visited you a lot in Delhi and so... 179 00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:38,006 we welcome you on your first visit to Ranakpur. 180 00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:43,171 The thing is we didn't even change our costumes to come and see you... 181 00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:45,112 But you are still late! 182 00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:46,582 l've been standing here because of you! 183 00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:48,950 You aren't the proverbial coin to stand on its side. 184 00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:50,678 You could've sat on the bench, Shastri. 185 00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:51,688 Shastri? 186 00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:53,217 Show some respect! 187 00:16:53,392 --> 00:16:56,054 At least honor the character of Lord Ram! 188 00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:57,589 Calling your father by his name! 189 00:16:57,663 --> 00:17:00,063 lt depends on who the father is! 190 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,663 You can't compare King Dashrath with Shastri. 191 00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:05,568 - Ravi! - Shastri! 192 00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:07,162 - Take the luggage! - Okay. 193 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,305 Drama company, come on! 194 00:17:09,508 --> 00:17:11,635 Your drama company really is Aflatoon! 195 00:17:11,744 --> 00:17:12,676 A play in every village? 196 00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:14,212 Dude, we are vagabonds. 197 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,311 And vagabonds do their own thing. 198 00:17:16,782 --> 00:17:18,079 l only want half a cup. 199 00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:19,149 Shastri! 200 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:23,151 The cup will be full, but fill it only half with tea, Sania. 201 00:17:24,156 --> 00:17:25,646 That's nice. Very good. 202 00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:29,152 Sania, l was thinking, now that you are here... 203 00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:32,229 why don't you decorate the stage for the Aflatoon drama company? 204 00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:34,060 We won't get a better art director than you. 205 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:34,565 What do you say, Abbas? 206 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,462 Great! 207 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:38,501 Finally someone wise in this bunch ofjokers! 208 00:17:38,571 --> 00:17:40,436 - Shastri! - Ravi! 209 00:17:40,573 --> 00:17:41,471 Hey... hold on! 210 00:17:42,341 --> 00:17:44,468 At least tell me what is the theme of your play? 211 00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:46,602 l'll have to think along those lines. 212 00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:51,149 Sania, people get inspired by plays and make films. 213 00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:55,586 But for the first time l've written this play inspired by films. 214 00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:57,622 Really? What is the name of your play? 215 00:17:59,091 --> 00:17:59,819 Golmaal! 216 00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:01,715 Brilliant! 217 00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:04,694 What else can be expected from idiots like you! 218 00:18:05,364 --> 00:18:06,558 Useless! 219 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:07,595 Golmaal! 220 00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,826 Golmaal! 221 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:12,199 All day this old man keeps talking nonsense. 222 00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:14,701 We can't even rehearse over here because of him. 223 00:18:14,774 --> 00:18:15,570 Why not? 224 00:18:15,641 --> 00:18:17,165 The old man is home! 225 00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:18,437 - Shastri! - Ravi! 226 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:21,139 - Shastri! - Ravi! 227 00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:24,382 Wait a minute! 228 00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:27,686 You are Shastri and he is Ravi. 229 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:29,215 - Yes. - Right. 230 00:18:30,122 --> 00:18:32,249 lf not here, then where do you rehearse? 231 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,059 Sir! 232 00:18:35,327 --> 00:18:36,692 My father used to say that... 233 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:40,391 a man should respect his values and his moustache. 234 00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:44,395 Moustache is the mirror of human soul and mind, sir. 235 00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:47,364 Moustache is the mirror of the mind, sir? 236 00:18:47,473 --> 00:18:48,497 lmpressive! 237 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:52,233 Your father has such remarkable thinking. 238 00:18:52,645 --> 00:18:54,306 What you've said is priceless! 239 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:57,611 A man who has no moustache, has no mind! 240 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,449 By the way, where is your father? 241 00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:05,656 Sir, my father passed away four years ago. 242 00:19:06,158 --> 00:19:07,056 That's good. 243 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:08,121 Oops! 244 00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:09,261 Cut! Cut! 245 00:19:09,728 --> 00:19:10,592 Blackout! 246 00:19:10,663 --> 00:19:11,561 Next scene! 247 00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:14,260 Wow! Such great acting! 248 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,362 Your play is a superhit! 249 00:19:16,469 --> 00:19:18,460 Thank you, Abbas! 250 00:19:19,205 --> 00:19:19,637 Abbas... 251 00:19:19,705 --> 00:19:21,332 l want you to pray that... 252 00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:23,839 just as my first play, Alibaba and the 15 Thieves... 253 00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:25,574 even this play is a success. 254 00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:27,039 15 Thieves? 255 00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:29,671 Didn't Alibaba have 40 Thieves? 256 00:19:29,849 --> 00:19:33,478 We enact this in villages and budgets are an issue. 257 00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:35,519 Therefore, Alibaba and the 15 Thieves! 258 00:19:36,455 --> 00:19:37,149 - Ravi... - Yes? 259 00:19:37,223 --> 00:19:38,690 l've a list of things l would need. 260 00:19:38,858 --> 00:19:39,688 Very good. 261 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:40,855 Kailash... Lucky... 262 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,424 take Sania along to Pichku's store. 263 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:44,758 And buy everything on credit, okay? 264 00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:46,530 Budget is a major problem. 265 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:49,864 Chintu, get down or you might fall. 266 00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:53,465 Ravi, please tell him. 267 00:19:53,772 --> 00:19:55,637 Chintu... Chintu... 268 00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:58,071 What are you doing up there? 269 00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:00,578 Get down! You might fall. 270 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:02,671 - Ravi... - Yes? 271 00:20:03,215 --> 00:20:05,615 Why is that temple over there locked? 272 00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:08,618 Abbas, this temple stands on the border of Ranakpur and Kherwada. 273 00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:11,380 This is the result of hostility between the two villages. 274 00:20:11,891 --> 00:20:14,325 A 'no entry' sign at the temple door. 275 00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:16,725 Chintu! 276 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:21,296 Chintu! 277 00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:23,634 Someone save my son. 278 00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:32,274 Someone save my son. 279 00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,710 My son... he can't swim! 280 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:37,272 My son! 281 00:21:12,151 --> 00:21:13,618 What do you think you're doing? Have you lost it? 282 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:14,983 You'll get into trouble, if you step into the temple. 283 00:21:15,054 --> 00:21:15,986 Let's go away from here. 284 00:21:22,361 --> 00:21:25,728 My son... 285 00:21:25,798 --> 00:21:28,028 Thank you so much! You saved my son. 286 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:28,995 Abbas! 287 00:21:29,134 --> 00:21:30,032 What did you do? 288 00:21:30,302 --> 00:21:31,963 You broke the temple lock? 289 00:21:32,204 --> 00:21:33,171 That kid would've drowned! 290 00:21:33,238 --> 00:21:34,000 But still... 291 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,314 Let's get away from here. 292 00:21:45,384 --> 00:21:46,112 Wait! 293 00:21:47,386 --> 00:21:49,684 - Who the hell do you think you are? - Mister... listen to me. 294 00:21:49,788 --> 00:21:51,278 - Where are you from? - Just listen to me. 295 00:21:51,657 --> 00:21:52,885 Let me explain. 296 00:21:53,158 --> 00:21:54,853 Hey... listen... 297 00:22:56,755 --> 00:22:59,223 You are beyond my thoughts, Vikrant! 298 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:03,019 At the slightest provocation you erupt like a volcano. 299 00:23:03,262 --> 00:23:03,956 Cousin! 300 00:23:04,029 --> 00:23:05,018 Don't get into this. 301 00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:09,095 For years this matter has been a bone of contention between us. 302 00:23:09,234 --> 00:23:10,064 Vikrant! 303 00:23:10,302 --> 00:23:11,633 You're shooting in broad daylight! 304 00:23:12,037 --> 00:23:13,402 We've already warned you about this. 305 00:23:14,106 --> 00:23:16,574 We can arrest you for this conduct. 306 00:23:16,775 --> 00:23:18,640 - But this guy broke the... - SP Sir... 307 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:23,271 he broke the temple lock in order to save the boy's life. 308 00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:25,377 l believe this is the will of the Almighty. 309 00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:27,645 lf we lock the temple once again... 310 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,687 we will go against religious traditions... 311 00:23:30,289 --> 00:23:31,017 it will be inauspicious. 312 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:32,455 What are you trying to say, pandit? 313 00:23:32,524 --> 00:23:34,219 Now that the temple is open, it will remain so. 314 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,987 l will get the permission from the Collector. 315 00:23:37,429 --> 00:23:41,297 lf any of you object to this decision, you will be arrested! 316 00:23:41,366 --> 00:23:42,458 l don't accept this! 317 00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,660 SP Sir... the temple will remain open. 318 00:23:46,271 --> 00:23:48,364 l take responsibility for this. 319 00:23:49,408 --> 00:23:50,807 And if anybody objects... 320 00:23:51,577 --> 00:23:54,068 l will remind him of his childhood. 321 00:23:54,146 --> 00:23:57,081 'l will make him remember milk number six!' 322 00:24:00,586 --> 00:24:01,518 Come on! 323 00:24:04,723 --> 00:24:06,657 Hail Prithviraj Raghuvanshi! 324 00:24:25,644 --> 00:24:27,475 l haven't seen you before. 325 00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:30,304 Sir, he is my friend's son. 326 00:24:30,482 --> 00:24:31,813 He's from Chandni Chowk, Delhi. 327 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,416 Name? 328 00:24:36,288 --> 00:24:37,380 - Abb... - Abhishek Bachchan! 329 00:24:42,161 --> 00:24:43,526 His name is Abhishek Bachchan. 330 00:24:44,296 --> 00:24:45,194 What? 331 00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:50,769 Pandit... 332 00:25:09,188 --> 00:25:10,678 Abhishek Bachchan? 333 00:25:10,789 --> 00:25:12,222 What else should l've said? 334 00:25:12,524 --> 00:25:13,616 Abbas Ali? 335 00:25:13,692 --> 00:25:15,216 lf the villagers would find out... 336 00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:16,760 ...that an Abbas Ali broke the temple lock... 337 00:25:17,095 --> 00:25:18,687 we would be halfway across the village by now. 338 00:25:18,764 --> 00:25:20,459 But why Abhishek Bachchan? 339 00:25:20,732 --> 00:25:24,168 The christening of a child doesn't mean you name him Christ. 340 00:25:24,269 --> 00:25:26,169 lf Prithvirajji finds out about this lie... 341 00:25:26,238 --> 00:25:27,398 Shastri! 342 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,706 Abhishek Bachchan... 343 00:25:36,748 --> 00:25:39,376 come with me to the mansion. 344 00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:14,416 - Shastri... - Sir? 345 00:26:15,053 --> 00:26:17,920 isn't he the same guy who was looking for work? 346 00:26:18,223 --> 00:26:19,349 Yes, sir. 347 00:26:20,225 --> 00:26:22,455 But didn't you mention some other name? 348 00:26:23,595 --> 00:26:25,153 Well... sir... 349 00:26:26,632 --> 00:26:27,656 Who gave you this name? 350 00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:32,593 His father, sir. 351 00:26:33,005 --> 00:26:33,437 Right? 352 00:26:33,872 --> 00:26:35,169 But why Abhishek Bachchan? 353 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:37,865 Why not Sachin Tendulkar? 354 00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:40,511 Because at his birth he was taller than Tendulkar! 355 00:26:45,317 --> 00:26:46,648 l'm kidding, Prithviji. 356 00:26:49,154 --> 00:26:50,280 Don't be nervous, Abhishek. 357 00:26:50,889 --> 00:26:51,583 He is like family. 358 00:26:52,357 --> 00:26:54,587 Tell him about your name. 359 00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:55,618 Please! 360 00:26:56,228 --> 00:26:56,592 Speak. 361 00:26:56,662 --> 00:26:57,651 Prithviji... 362 00:26:58,297 --> 00:27:02,996 my father and mother were both fans of Amitabh Bachchan. 363 00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:04,090 Right! 364 00:27:04,236 --> 00:27:04,930 So? 365 00:27:08,273 --> 00:27:09,035 So... 366 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:14,474 my mother and father first met each other at a theatre. 367 00:27:14,546 --> 00:27:16,446 They were there to watch 'Deewar'. 368 00:27:16,648 --> 00:27:18,275 During the interval, they saw each other. 369 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:20,214 The wall fell apart and they fell in love. 370 00:27:20,719 --> 00:27:21,515 Then? 371 00:27:21,954 --> 00:27:22,648 Then... 372 00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:25,248 Then... 373 00:27:25,324 --> 00:27:27,258 Don't be shy... Say it. 374 00:27:27,326 --> 00:27:29,226 Then... 375 00:27:29,628 --> 00:27:30,356 And then... 376 00:27:30,429 --> 00:27:31,691 they sneaked out to watch a film together... 377 00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:33,192 and the film they saw was... 378 00:27:33,265 --> 00:27:35,426 - 'Chupke Chupke.' - Yes, 'Chupke Chupke!' 379 00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:39,604 And the day they decided to get married... 380 00:27:39,671 --> 00:27:41,298 that was the day 'Kasme Waade' released. 381 00:27:41,707 --> 00:27:43,106 The day of their marriage, 'Suhaag' was out. 382 00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:45,266 And when mother conveyed the good news... 383 00:27:45,344 --> 00:27:46,936 ...to father that she was expecting... 384 00:27:47,212 --> 00:27:48,406 that's the day 'Parvarish' hit the theatres. 385 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:50,047 And the day l hit the world... 386 00:27:50,115 --> 00:27:52,049 l mean, the day l was born... 387 00:27:52,117 --> 00:27:53,982 ...was the day 'Muqaddar Ka Sikandar' released. 388 00:27:54,052 --> 00:27:57,510 And that's why Prithviji, my father, just like Mr. Amitabh Bachchan... 389 00:27:57,656 --> 00:28:00,454 kept his son's name, l mean, my name Abhishek Bachchan! 390 00:28:11,003 --> 00:28:14,336 lt's a good thing, your parents weren't fans of Amjad Khan. 391 00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,632 Or they would've named you Gabbar Singh! 392 00:28:23,281 --> 00:28:24,111 Your qualifications? 393 00:28:24,383 --> 00:28:25,611 Jama lslamiya University... 394 00:28:27,352 --> 00:28:30,014 opposite that is Pandit Nehru College. 395 00:28:30,155 --> 00:28:31,383 l have done my BA there. 396 00:28:31,456 --> 00:28:33,754 Yes, Prithviji. AB has done his BA. 397 00:28:35,627 --> 00:28:37,254 Sir, BA. 398 00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:39,788 He knows two alphabets that too in reverse, BA! 399 00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:42,128 Maakhan! 400 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:43,232 Sir? 401 00:28:43,568 --> 00:28:45,399 Give him superman's post. 402 00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:48,072 - Superman? - He means supervisor. 403 00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:50,230 A salary of 30,000 Rupees. 404 00:28:50,475 --> 00:28:51,373 30,000? 405 00:28:51,643 --> 00:28:52,610 35,000! 406 00:28:54,713 --> 00:28:56,112 Not a rupee more! 407 00:28:56,415 --> 00:28:58,474 Hail Prithviraj! 408 00:29:01,653 --> 00:29:02,813 Thank you Prithviji. 409 00:29:03,188 --> 00:29:05,213 Even though l don't have any experience, you gave me ajob. 410 00:29:09,528 --> 00:29:10,790 All due to his... 411 00:29:11,329 --> 00:29:13,354 30 years of special appearances! 412 00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:16,161 He has recommended you. 413 00:29:16,735 --> 00:29:17,497 Happy? 414 00:29:17,736 --> 00:29:19,533 Sir, the fact is... 415 00:29:20,405 --> 00:29:22,066 Prithviji, he wants to say that... 416 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:24,108 l won't give you any reason to complain, because... 417 00:29:24,176 --> 00:29:27,703 my father would say, hard work has its own reward. 418 00:29:28,213 --> 00:29:29,407 Hard work is... 419 00:29:34,219 --> 00:29:37,882 Hard work is the keyhole to saxophone! 420 00:29:40,058 --> 00:29:41,286 What did you tell me? 421 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,256 The Almighty has locked both your home and your fate! 422 00:29:44,396 --> 00:29:45,420 And what did you do? 423 00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:48,998 Here you broke the lock of a religious place! 424 00:29:49,434 --> 00:29:50,492 Oh God! 425 00:29:51,236 --> 00:29:52,669 Fine, even if you broke it. 426 00:29:53,171 --> 00:29:55,264 But you gave him a fake name! 427 00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:59,270 And even if you did, you used Abhishek Bachchan! 428 00:29:59,511 --> 00:30:00,978 Abhishek Bachchan! 429 00:30:01,346 --> 00:30:04,076 - When the truth is revealed... - How will the truth be revelaed? 430 00:30:04,382 --> 00:30:05,474 None of us will open our mouth. 431 00:30:05,684 --> 00:30:07,049 And nobody here knows him. 432 00:30:07,219 --> 00:30:08,015 Abbas... 433 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,381 Uncle said that the previous supervisor... 434 00:30:10,455 --> 00:30:11,683 ...is still in the lCU for telling a lie. 435 00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:12,547 Abbas... 436 00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:15,084 My advice is you quit this job. 437 00:30:15,293 --> 00:30:17,090 You want me to give up ajob that pays 35,000?? 438 00:30:17,162 --> 00:30:18,356 But Abbas... 439 00:30:18,430 --> 00:30:21,490 Uncle, this job is very important for me. 440 00:30:22,601 --> 00:30:24,432 How long do you expect me to live with you? 441 00:30:25,337 --> 00:30:28,363 Once l've saved enough, l can go back to Delhi with Sania. 442 00:30:29,174 --> 00:30:30,573 And start some business. 443 00:30:31,042 --> 00:30:35,035 Abbas, your intention is sincere but its foundation is lies. 444 00:30:37,449 --> 00:30:38,381 Sania... 445 00:30:40,018 --> 00:30:42,953 l'll neither be Abbas nor Abhishek Bachchan. 446 00:30:44,189 --> 00:30:45,622 l'm a human being... 447 00:30:46,424 --> 00:30:48,016 l'll work like a man. 448 00:30:49,661 --> 00:30:51,526 And if l work with honor... 449 00:30:53,098 --> 00:30:55,259 neither will Allah take offence... 450 00:30:56,568 --> 00:30:57,466 ...nor will Lord Ram. 451 00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:08,710 So, Ram Prasad... 452 00:31:09,047 --> 00:31:11,709 What is your experience? 453 00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:14,952 Prior to this, l have worked at 12 places. 454 00:31:15,153 --> 00:31:16,711 12 places? Great! 455 00:31:16,955 --> 00:31:18,547 l think your compliment is doomed. 456 00:31:19,057 --> 00:31:22,185 lt's possible that he was fired from 12 places. 457 00:31:22,294 --> 00:31:24,592 l wasn't fired, Prithviji. ln fact, l quit. 458 00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:26,357 Wow, Ram Prasad! 459 00:31:27,165 --> 00:31:31,226 Your ideals seem to be coated with an old song and a sweet melody. 460 00:31:31,403 --> 00:31:36,102 As you live these words, l suggest you come by the mansion sometime. 461 00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:41,035 Abhishek, what are you doing here at this hour? 462 00:31:41,413 --> 00:31:42,710 The accounts were off by a rupee. 463 00:31:43,248 --> 00:31:45,045 Just a rupee. 464 00:31:46,618 --> 00:31:48,347 Prithviji, my father would say... 465 00:31:49,287 --> 00:31:53,087 when you're gifting someone cash, a round 100 means nothing. 466 00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:55,348 lt has to be, 101. 467 00:31:55,527 --> 00:31:58,018 Your father is 101% right! 468 00:31:58,630 --> 00:31:59,688 Every penny discounts! 469 00:31:59,998 --> 00:32:01,226 - Where is... - Penny? 470 00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:02,724 Your father? 471 00:32:04,302 --> 00:32:05,530 He isn't alive. 472 00:32:05,804 --> 00:32:07,465 l have a younger sister at home. 473 00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:10,070 Sania! Help! 474 00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:12,138 Sania, they are beating me up! 475 00:32:12,244 --> 00:32:13,643 You expect us to praise you? 476 00:32:14,412 --> 00:32:16,107 The dialogue is, 'l've had the salt in your house...' 477 00:32:16,214 --> 00:32:17,738 And he says, 'l've had the toothpaste in your house.' 478 00:32:17,816 --> 00:32:19,716 Well, there is salt in the toothpaste! 479 00:32:19,784 --> 00:32:21,149 No wonder you were beaten up, Vidyasagar! 480 00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:23,219 You turned an emotional scene into a comedy! 481 00:32:23,455 --> 00:32:24,820 Here, l'll show how it's done. 482 00:32:28,893 --> 00:32:31,157 'Brother, is it correct to betray... 483 00:32:31,229 --> 00:32:33,424 ...the one who has trusted us completely?' 484 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,297 Go... l'm sure your sister is waiting for you. 485 00:32:36,534 --> 00:32:38,468 - Yes, go! - Good night, Prithviji. 486 00:32:39,437 --> 00:32:42,406 'Brother, when he has kept us close to his heart... 487 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:44,804 is it right to play with his emotions?' 488 00:32:44,976 --> 00:32:46,238 Have you ever seen a real gem? 489 00:32:46,411 --> 00:32:47,742 Of course, lots of times. 490 00:32:47,979 --> 00:32:48,877 The one in your ring! 491 00:32:49,014 --> 00:32:50,311 l wasn't talking about this. 492 00:32:51,549 --> 00:32:53,983 Abhishek... a real gem. 493 00:32:54,753 --> 00:32:57,449 Sania, you're the real gem in our play! 494 00:32:58,056 --> 00:33:00,251 No matter how much Vidyasagar dives into this role... 495 00:33:00,425 --> 00:33:02,052 he can never play a girl. 496 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,351 You should be the heroine! 497 00:33:04,429 --> 00:33:04,918 Me? 498 00:33:04,996 --> 00:33:06,395 - Sania, please! - No, no... 499 00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:07,328 Please! 500 00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:08,457 Me? No way! 501 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:10,000 We are begging you, please be the heroine. 502 00:33:10,168 --> 00:33:11,294 Please! 503 00:33:12,804 --> 00:33:13,327 Okay! 504 00:33:13,438 --> 00:33:14,803 - Okay! - Okay! 505 00:33:21,346 --> 00:33:22,506 What's wrong, Shastri? 506 00:33:23,048 --> 00:33:24,106 You look worried. 507 00:33:24,783 --> 00:33:26,944 The month of Ramzan has just begun. 508 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:29,419 According to me, two things are certain. 509 00:33:29,888 --> 00:33:32,880 Either you will be caught... or you will be caught! 510 00:33:33,825 --> 00:33:35,486 lf we are caught we'll tell Prithviji. 511 00:33:35,827 --> 00:33:36,452 What? 512 00:33:36,594 --> 00:33:39,529 That there's 'Ram' in Ramzan and 'Ali' in Diwali! 513 00:33:51,976 --> 00:33:53,409 What are you looking at, Abbas? 514 00:33:55,213 --> 00:34:00,446 Ravi, l hope l didn't make a mistake by breaking the temple lock. 515 00:34:00,885 --> 00:34:02,045 Of course not, Abbas! 516 00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:05,816 You broke the temple lock to save a child. 517 00:34:06,391 --> 00:34:07,824 What could be more right? 518 00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:10,493 You remember what you had said... 519 00:34:13,431 --> 00:34:15,524 neither will Allah take offence, nor will Lord Ram. 520 00:34:17,335 --> 00:34:18,962 Take a look, Abbas... 521 00:34:20,171 --> 00:34:23,834 Your honesty has triumphed over our lie. 522 00:34:39,124 --> 00:34:40,148 Abhishek... 523 00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:43,857 tomorrow you're coming with me to Delhi. 524 00:34:44,529 --> 00:34:46,190 Radhika's vacation starts tomorrow. 525 00:34:46,631 --> 00:34:47,859 My sister... 526 00:34:48,433 --> 00:34:50,230 it's her birthday. We'll bring her home. 527 00:34:53,538 --> 00:34:54,368 Delhi? 528 00:34:57,976 --> 00:34:59,500 Happy birthday, Radhika. 529 00:35:00,378 --> 00:35:01,504 Hey... no, no! 530 00:35:01,579 --> 00:35:04,480 lt's your birthday, Radhika and make up is important! 531 00:35:04,549 --> 00:35:06,141 No! Please! 532 00:35:08,486 --> 00:35:09,418 Brother! 533 00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:15,520 Pineapple Cake! 534 00:35:16,227 --> 00:35:18,354 English is a very funny language, Abhishek! 535 00:35:18,696 --> 00:35:22,564 No pine, no apple, yet its pineapple! 536 00:35:23,301 --> 00:35:24,427 Brother, what did you do? 537 00:35:24,669 --> 00:35:26,933 These days a little bit of cake is applied on the face. 538 00:35:27,372 --> 00:35:29,101 And l applied his face to the cake! 539 00:35:29,274 --> 00:35:30,502 Hey village landlord! 540 00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:32,437 Without any warning, all of a sudden... 541 00:35:32,710 --> 00:35:33,972 how can you shove my face in the cake? 542 00:35:34,145 --> 00:35:36,136 You have a point. Let's make an announcement. 543 00:35:36,347 --> 00:35:38,645 We request the people at the party to step back a few steps because... 544 00:35:39,184 --> 00:35:41,948 we're shoving his face in the cake once more. 545 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:42,645 Come... 546 00:35:44,456 --> 00:35:45,514 What the hell, Radhika! 547 00:35:45,590 --> 00:35:47,581 Brother, who is this new goon you've brought along? 548 00:35:47,659 --> 00:35:48,455 Goon? 549 00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:50,258 Thank you very much, Brother. 550 00:35:50,395 --> 00:35:53,626 By humiliating my friends you've given me the perfect birthday gift! 551 00:35:54,332 --> 00:35:55,458 The party is over! 552 00:36:00,071 --> 00:36:03,472 Radhika, sir's birthday gift to you. 553 00:36:04,042 --> 00:36:05,407 Car for the lady! 554 00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:07,500 Radhika... 555 00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:12,142 Happy birthright to you! 556 00:36:12,383 --> 00:36:13,680 Color, dark Red lndian. 557 00:36:13,751 --> 00:36:15,651 For safety, air balloon. 558 00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:18,179 The plate with the hole... 559 00:36:18,323 --> 00:36:19,950 CD... 6-CD changer. 560 00:36:20,024 --> 00:36:20,615 Yes! 561 00:36:20,992 --> 00:36:22,254 Central jail locking system and... 562 00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:23,658 on the passenger seat, a stud like me! 563 00:36:24,262 --> 00:36:25,058 - Abhishek! - Yes? 564 00:36:25,129 --> 00:36:26,061 Take her for merry go round! 565 00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:26,596 Yes. 566 00:36:26,731 --> 00:36:27,663 Wait a minute, Brother! 567 00:36:28,199 --> 00:36:28,995 Whose birthday is it? 568 00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:29,963 Yours. 569 00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:31,031 Whose gift is it? 570 00:36:31,135 --> 00:36:31,624 Yours. 571 00:36:32,303 --> 00:36:33,600 Then why will he drive the car? 572 00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,600 Such temper, sir. 573 00:36:39,511 --> 00:36:40,535 She's taken after you. 574 00:36:46,451 --> 00:36:49,420 Prithviji, it has been a while since Radhikaji left. 575 00:36:58,863 --> 00:37:00,763 Hello... Radhika... this is Maakhan... 576 00:37:01,933 --> 00:37:02,729 What? 577 00:37:03,902 --> 00:37:05,028 Okay, alright. 578 00:37:07,238 --> 00:37:10,207 The hunter searches high and low, while the prey is right at home! 579 00:37:10,842 --> 00:37:15,040 Radhika gave us the slip and is headed to Ranakpur. 580 00:37:16,381 --> 00:37:20,147 But on the way to Ranakpur is Vikrant's village, Kherwada! 581 00:37:27,992 --> 00:37:30,017 l've been trying to call you but you were not answering! 582 00:37:30,094 --> 00:37:32,961 Brother, l have a flat tyre. 583 00:37:33,197 --> 00:37:34,562 Why did you have to take off on your own? 584 00:37:34,799 --> 00:37:35,823 Where are you now? 585 00:37:36,034 --> 00:37:37,558 About two miles from Kherwada. 586 00:37:38,136 --> 00:37:40,934 And there's no one here to ask for help. 587 00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:42,501 Stay right there! We're on the way. 588 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,068 But by the time you get here... 589 00:37:50,815 --> 00:37:51,543 Vikrant! 590 00:37:56,521 --> 00:37:57,510 - Maakhan! - Sir? 591 00:37:58,022 --> 00:37:59,580 Bring Sabu and the others to Kherwada! 592 00:37:59,824 --> 00:38:01,052 - Yes, sir. - you too, Abhishek. 593 00:38:01,859 --> 00:38:03,019 Prithviji, l'll come with you. 594 00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:09,856 Try to understand my problem, cousin. 595 00:38:10,201 --> 00:38:13,034 l have nothing against you... 596 00:38:13,304 --> 00:38:17,468 but how else do l take my revenge with Prithvi? 597 00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:20,474 Right from the power plant, to the landlords, the temple... 598 00:38:20,912 --> 00:38:22,345 he keeps getting in my way. 599 00:38:22,614 --> 00:38:28,951 lt's unfortunate that you are entangled in our differences. 600 00:38:39,497 --> 00:38:44,196 Finally, my cousin who has always been distant, has come close to me. 601 00:39:08,192 --> 00:39:09,250 Abhishek... 602 00:39:10,061 --> 00:39:12,359 you can still walk away from here. 603 00:39:14,298 --> 00:39:16,323 Prithviji, l'm working for you. 604 00:39:17,402 --> 00:39:21,998 What good am l to you, if l can't be of use at the right time? 605 00:39:22,473 --> 00:39:25,601 Prithvi is finally here in Kherwada! 606 00:39:26,144 --> 00:39:28,578 Love for a sister forced you to make a mistake. 607 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,316 My army surrounds you, Prithvi. My army! 608 00:39:32,517 --> 00:39:33,506 Vikrant... 609 00:39:34,352 --> 00:39:38,982 a tiger always hunts for a flock of sheep! 610 00:43:36,827 --> 00:43:37,316 Sabu! 611 00:43:38,996 --> 00:43:41,260 l can't stoop as low as you, Vikrant. 612 00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:44,999 l don't look for profit in a relationship, l care about value. 613 00:43:46,003 --> 00:43:47,493 But mark my words... 614 00:43:48,439 --> 00:43:49,838 if you ever repeat this mistake... 615 00:43:50,374 --> 00:43:52,968 l will send you right to hell. 616 00:43:59,884 --> 00:44:02,250 Now do you realize why l don't let you go out on your own? 617 00:44:02,787 --> 00:44:04,812 Though they are blood relatives, they thirst for our blood! 618 00:44:05,957 --> 00:44:07,948 Brother, given that there are so many problems here... 619 00:44:08,025 --> 00:44:09,356 why don't we move out of Ranakpur? 620 00:44:09,427 --> 00:44:11,793 Every citizen of Ranakpur is very dear to me. 621 00:44:12,296 --> 00:44:14,093 Their hopes rest with me. 622 00:44:16,167 --> 00:44:17,930 And all l know is this... 623 00:44:18,269 --> 00:44:19,463 you may break a relationship... 624 00:44:19,603 --> 00:44:21,264 but never break someone's trust. 625 00:44:23,207 --> 00:44:25,505 Next time inform me before you leave. 626 00:44:27,845 --> 00:44:29,107 Sabu, set the table. 627 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:30,147 Yes, sir. 628 00:44:32,483 --> 00:44:34,383 Prithviji, we'll take your leave now. 629 00:44:34,618 --> 00:44:35,448 Goodbye, sir. 630 00:44:37,054 --> 00:44:37,850 Listen... 631 00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:41,455 today you proved that... 632 00:44:42,193 --> 00:44:45,594 not only are you honest, but you are brave too. 633 00:44:47,598 --> 00:44:49,566 Come and have lunch with me. 634 00:44:50,067 --> 00:44:51,364 No, Prithviji, l'm fasting... 635 00:44:53,237 --> 00:44:54,067 today. 636 00:44:54,872 --> 00:44:56,999 Today l've decided to observe a fast. 637 00:44:58,509 --> 00:44:59,407 See you. 638 00:45:00,177 --> 00:45:01,144 Listen... 639 00:45:04,148 --> 00:45:04,876 Yes? 640 00:45:05,950 --> 00:45:07,349 A fast on Wednesday? 641 00:45:12,323 --> 00:45:16,384 Prithviji, Tuesday or Wednesday, it makes no difference to a mother. 642 00:45:16,627 --> 00:45:19,221 l'm observing this fast especially for my mother. 643 00:45:20,598 --> 00:45:21,929 Wait a minute. 644 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,101 You said you had only a sister at home. 645 00:45:27,038 --> 00:45:28,471 Now where did this mother come from? 646 00:45:28,973 --> 00:45:30,406 You mean, only you have a mother? 647 00:45:30,474 --> 00:45:32,032 You think l came out of an egg? 648 00:45:32,510 --> 00:45:35,138 Prithviji, the thing is my sister was at home... 649 00:45:35,212 --> 00:45:37,043 ...but my mother returned yesterday. 650 00:45:37,281 --> 00:45:38,339 Returned from where? 651 00:45:38,549 --> 00:45:39,538 - Kaashi. - Kaashi. 652 00:45:39,683 --> 00:45:40,274 Kaashi? 653 00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:42,285 And she is suffering from a bad cold. 654 00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:46,353 So, l decided that until 'ammi'... 655 00:45:46,957 --> 00:45:51,451 'Mummy' gets well, l'll observe a fast everyday! 656 00:45:53,230 --> 00:45:54,197 Listen... 657 00:45:55,666 --> 00:45:57,896 Even l will observe a fast for your mother. 658 00:45:58,402 --> 00:45:59,630 You can't be serious! 659 00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:01,198 You're doing such a great thing for my mother... 660 00:46:01,338 --> 00:46:04,307 That's nothing. Tomorrow l will also come to your place. 661 00:46:04,408 --> 00:46:04,999 No! 662 00:46:05,076 --> 00:46:06,100 - Yes! - Why? 663 00:46:09,313 --> 00:46:10,337 Why not! 664 00:46:11,182 --> 00:46:12,410 But why, Prithviji? 665 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:14,141 To break the fast in your mother's presence. 666 00:46:14,218 --> 00:46:15,207 What the... 667 00:46:15,352 --> 00:46:16,216 What? 668 00:46:16,554 --> 00:46:18,988 My mother and sister will be very happy. 669 00:46:19,123 --> 00:46:20,215 l said they will be very happy. 670 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:22,387 lt will make me happy too. 671 00:46:22,526 --> 00:46:23,925 l will also be happy. 672 00:46:24,195 --> 00:46:26,186 The thing is, sir has seen his mother... 673 00:46:26,297 --> 00:46:27,730 ...but never had a mother's affection. 674 00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:28,522 Maakhan! 675 00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:29,293 Got it. 676 00:46:29,733 --> 00:46:30,631 See you. 677 00:46:32,369 --> 00:46:33,563 Yes, Prithviji? 678 00:46:34,738 --> 00:46:36,069 l didn't say, 'listen'. 679 00:46:37,374 --> 00:46:39,365 l think you're ears are ringing. 680 00:46:41,178 --> 00:46:43,942 'Your eardrums are playing drums!' 681 00:46:50,221 --> 00:46:52,246 Now there will be more bells ringing! 682 00:46:54,258 --> 00:46:56,385 Meet your mother! 683 00:46:57,161 --> 00:46:58,458 How will they meet your mother? 684 00:46:58,562 --> 00:46:59,995 lf there were a mother. 685 00:47:00,397 --> 00:47:01,295 But where is the mother? 686 00:47:01,365 --> 00:47:02,127 Meet your mother! 687 00:47:03,334 --> 00:47:05,962 l think, with the stress about a mother, my father will pass away. 688 00:47:06,070 --> 00:47:06,661 Look! 689 00:47:06,737 --> 00:47:09,968 Don't we have a fake mother in our plays? 690 00:47:10,608 --> 00:47:12,166 Abbas, a fake mother. 691 00:47:12,243 --> 00:47:13,039 What? 692 00:47:13,477 --> 00:47:14,967 A mother and that too, fake? 693 00:47:15,312 --> 00:47:17,075 But where do we get a fake mother? 694 00:47:17,181 --> 00:47:17,647 Right... 695 00:47:17,748 --> 00:47:20,046 We even get Vidyasagar to play female characters. 696 00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:24,087 He may pass off as a mother but... 697 00:47:24,155 --> 00:47:25,747 l won't pass off as his son. 698 00:47:28,459 --> 00:47:30,324 Abbas, Sania... 699 00:47:31,228 --> 00:47:32,252 l have a mother! 700 00:47:32,496 --> 00:47:34,589 There you go again! Enough with the dialogues. 701 00:47:34,665 --> 00:47:37,065 l'm not delivering dialogues. lt's the truth. 702 00:47:37,168 --> 00:47:38,396 l have a mother! 703 00:47:42,339 --> 00:47:46,241 There are thousands mesmerized by the magic in my eyes! 704 00:47:47,178 --> 00:47:51,615 There might be a thousand desirable places in this world. 705 00:47:52,116 --> 00:47:56,780 There are a thousand admirers of this courtesan! 706 00:48:01,892 --> 00:48:03,189 Over there, Abbas. 707 00:48:03,727 --> 00:48:05,126 Your future mother. 708 00:48:09,033 --> 00:48:09,829 - Her? - Yes. 709 00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:14,769 Try to drink this passion from my eyes. 710 00:48:16,974 --> 00:48:21,172 What's in a heart, you can even take my life! 711 00:48:22,046 --> 00:48:24,708 Zohra, you're the chick in my roost and... 712 00:48:24,782 --> 00:48:28,183 l'm the rooster that's hungry for you! 713 00:48:30,688 --> 00:48:31,950 l want a mother, Ravi. 714 00:48:32,656 --> 00:48:34,715 What if she begins to dance in Prithviji's presence? 715 00:48:34,959 --> 00:48:36,187 She is an actor! 716 00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:38,753 And actors are like water. 717 00:48:39,029 --> 00:48:41,054 They take shape of any mould. 718 00:48:41,665 --> 00:48:43,895 And listen to her talk, such sweet words. 719 00:48:44,368 --> 00:48:50,136 Who is this new visitor in my pavilion of youth? 720 00:48:50,207 --> 00:48:53,005 Probably the scrap dealer, who likes old stuff. 721 00:48:55,479 --> 00:48:57,140 You cheap good-for-nothing! 722 00:48:58,082 --> 00:48:59,879 You're the dirt of humanity, the worm from hell. 723 00:48:59,950 --> 00:49:00,814 l'll show you! 724 00:49:03,487 --> 00:49:05,182 We'll get Vidyasagar to write her dialogues. 725 00:49:05,356 --> 00:49:06,880 How dare you call a young maiden an old woman? 726 00:49:06,957 --> 00:49:08,015 Wicked man! 727 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,751 You're old, your family is old, and your son is also old! 728 00:49:11,829 --> 00:49:15,128 You perverted rooster! Worm from the sewer! 729 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,933 l'll place hot coal on your wild tongue! 730 00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:23,939 You're a torn shoe! 731 00:49:24,074 --> 00:49:26,167 l'll hit you with my sandals! 732 00:49:27,211 --> 00:49:30,009 lt's better to be an orphan than have a mother like her! 733 00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:32,705 - Let's go. - No, think about it, Abbas. 734 00:49:32,950 --> 00:49:35,282 A mother for four minutes or a salary of 35,000?? 735 00:49:35,753 --> 00:49:37,778 Sister's responsibility or ajobless misery? 736 00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:40,156 Mother's veil or Prithviji's belt? 737 00:49:41,358 --> 00:49:42,222 Mother! 738 00:49:44,361 --> 00:49:46,386 Tell me quickly, what is it you want from me? 739 00:49:47,064 --> 00:49:49,931 Actually, l'm here to make you a mother, Zohraji. 740 00:49:52,036 --> 00:49:53,264 - What? - Yes. 741 00:49:53,937 --> 00:49:56,303 ln fact, l'm here to make you a mother. 742 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,465 Yes. 743 00:49:58,475 --> 00:49:59,373 You too? 744 00:49:59,443 --> 00:50:02,503 Ravi said, that it's no big deal for you. 745 00:50:03,747 --> 00:50:04,975 Please don't say no, Zohraji. 746 00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:06,411 Only you can make this possible. 747 00:50:06,483 --> 00:50:07,814 We have come here with high hopes. 748 00:50:10,888 --> 00:50:15,848 Rascals! Scoundrels! Perverts! Shameless! 749 00:50:17,795 --> 00:50:21,026 You see a delicate blossom and you want to pluck it away! 750 00:50:21,231 --> 00:50:22,357 Perverts! 751 00:50:22,933 --> 00:50:23,991 Perverts? 752 00:50:24,301 --> 00:50:25,290 You've got it all wrong. 753 00:50:25,536 --> 00:50:28,403 You merely have to act as his mother in front of his boss. 754 00:50:28,472 --> 00:50:30,235 Explain it to her. She thinks we are perverts. 755 00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:33,806 Zohraji, it's not about nature's rule, but money rules! 756 00:50:33,877 --> 00:50:34,468 Yes. 757 00:50:34,545 --> 00:50:36,877 At least listen to my problem. 758 00:50:37,848 --> 00:50:40,783 Your story is emotionally very right... 759 00:50:41,185 --> 00:50:43,517 but making me your mother is very wrong. 760 00:50:44,188 --> 00:50:46,156 ln a few minutes Prithvi will figure me out. 761 00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:48,258 Oh no, he isn't a pervert. 762 00:50:49,326 --> 00:50:51,055 That's not what l meant! 763 00:50:51,495 --> 00:50:52,985 l mean, he will see through the lie. 764 00:50:53,430 --> 00:50:55,990 And realise that l'm not the mother because... 765 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,595 l don't look as old as a mother. 766 00:50:58,836 --> 00:50:59,860 But... you see... 767 00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:05,398 you can make me a lover, a friend, a younger sister too. 768 00:51:05,843 --> 00:51:08,334 But l am too young for this role! 769 00:51:08,979 --> 00:51:11,277 And to be honest, now its time for my second act. 770 00:51:11,348 --> 00:51:12,315 l'll leave now. 771 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:14,483 l'm the gorgeous princess. 772 00:51:14,551 --> 00:51:16,382 l'm the passionate queen. 773 00:51:18,188 --> 00:51:19,917 She will drop dead in two days! 774 00:51:20,357 --> 00:51:21,517 lt's my curse! 775 00:51:23,427 --> 00:51:25,827 But in two hours Prithviji will be home. 776 00:51:26,430 --> 00:51:27,454 What do we do? 777 00:51:30,134 --> 00:51:33,501 Look for a mother! 778 00:51:36,607 --> 00:51:38,336 How did we get trapped into this? 779 00:51:39,209 --> 00:51:40,608 Where the hell are the guys? 780 00:51:41,412 --> 00:51:43,539 What are you doing up there? 781 00:51:43,614 --> 00:51:45,275 - Move it. - Get lost! 782 00:51:49,153 --> 00:51:50,245 Sir is here. 783 00:51:52,656 --> 00:51:54,146 What do we do now? 784 00:51:57,327 --> 00:51:58,055 My God! 785 00:51:58,128 --> 00:51:59,026 Abhishek! 786 00:51:59,296 --> 00:52:00,957 Wait. 787 00:52:01,064 --> 00:52:03,225 Let them keep knocking. 788 00:52:03,467 --> 00:52:04,934 They'll get tired of knocking and leave. 789 00:52:08,639 --> 00:52:09,867 Abhishek? 790 00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:13,435 Shastri! 791 00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:14,306 Yes, sir! 792 00:52:16,914 --> 00:52:18,245 lf you weren't my father... 793 00:52:18,415 --> 00:52:20,178 l'd have torn your dhoti and tied it around your neck. 794 00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:20,909 Move it! 795 00:52:20,984 --> 00:52:22,918 You think you are Batman? 796 00:52:26,490 --> 00:52:27,548 Prithviji... hello. 797 00:52:27,991 --> 00:52:29,185 Please come in. 798 00:52:32,262 --> 00:52:34,958 'Home swine home.' 799 00:52:38,235 --> 00:52:39,031 Shastri? 800 00:52:39,102 --> 00:52:39,659 Sir. 801 00:52:39,903 --> 00:52:42,133 You've killed enough lizards, Shastri. 802 00:52:42,406 --> 00:52:43,668 Time you got down. 803 00:52:44,007 --> 00:52:46,498 Mother isn't here. 804 00:52:46,577 --> 00:52:48,568 Yes. He is so sincere. 805 00:52:48,645 --> 00:52:50,169 He observed his fast and even came here to break it. 806 00:52:50,247 --> 00:52:50,941 Right, Prithviji? 807 00:52:51,014 --> 00:52:51,673 Oh no! 808 00:52:52,149 --> 00:52:54,049 Mother isn't here. 809 00:52:55,185 --> 00:52:56,117 lt's true. 810 00:52:56,887 --> 00:52:58,218 - Mother isn't here. - Mother isn't here? 811 00:52:58,522 --> 00:52:59,887 She has gone to the temple. 812 00:53:00,424 --> 00:53:02,358 l tried to make her wait, Prithviji. 813 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,219 But even with her bad cold, she went to offer her prayers. 814 00:53:06,296 --> 00:53:08,093 She may take a while to get back. 815 00:53:08,198 --> 00:53:10,689 Why don't we break the fast and eat? 816 00:53:11,001 --> 00:53:11,467 Yes. 817 00:53:11,535 --> 00:53:12,524 - Let me set the table. - Come on. 818 00:53:12,669 --> 00:53:13,636 Listen... 819 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,335 how can you even say that? 820 00:53:19,376 --> 00:53:20,707 We've observed this fast for mother. 821 00:53:22,913 --> 00:53:25,711 Let her come back, then we will eat. 822 00:53:41,265 --> 00:53:42,061 Sir... 823 00:53:43,233 --> 00:53:45,098 it's taken too long for mother to return. 824 00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:47,128 You see, Prithviji... 825 00:53:48,105 --> 00:53:50,198 once my mother begins to chant 'Hari Om'... 826 00:53:50,374 --> 00:53:52,399 she doesn't feel the need to get back 'Home'. 827 00:53:53,944 --> 00:53:55,673 So, let's eat? 828 00:53:56,013 --> 00:53:56,536 No. 829 00:53:58,949 --> 00:54:01,679 Why don't we go to the temple? 830 00:54:01,952 --> 00:54:02,509 Sit! 831 00:54:04,721 --> 00:54:06,120 l mean, you must be tired sitting there. 832 00:54:06,189 --> 00:54:06,746 Yes. 833 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:07,684 Right, Prithviji? 834 00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:09,755 So let's go... to the temple. 835 00:54:13,697 --> 00:54:15,096 That's not necessary. 836 00:54:20,604 --> 00:54:22,003 Mother is here. 837 00:54:25,475 --> 00:54:26,339 Mother! 838 00:54:27,711 --> 00:54:30,043 Prithviji, mother is here. 839 00:54:30,113 --> 00:54:31,341 Uncle, mother is here. 840 00:54:31,415 --> 00:54:33,713 Ravi, mother is here. 841 00:54:34,084 --> 00:54:34,778 Mother! 842 00:54:35,686 --> 00:54:37,176 Mother is here! 843 00:54:38,155 --> 00:54:39,087 Mother is here! 844 00:54:39,156 --> 00:54:42,216 Tell it to the village that mother is here. 845 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:44,784 Prithviji, this is my mother. 846 00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:54,766 This is a charm of my beautiful hair. 847 00:54:56,106 --> 00:54:59,667 Prithviji, please have a seat. Why are you standing? 848 00:55:03,413 --> 00:55:07,543 l thank you very much for giving my son ajob. 849 00:55:08,251 --> 00:55:10,719 The Lord is great! 850 00:55:11,321 --> 00:55:12,310 Very nice. 851 00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:17,359 Such holy thoughts. A holy family, a holy atmosphere. 852 00:55:18,195 --> 00:55:19,685 So how holy are you? 853 00:55:21,498 --> 00:55:22,192 Sir! 854 00:55:22,332 --> 00:55:23,822 l mean, how's your health? 855 00:55:24,201 --> 00:55:25,634 What can l say about my health. 856 00:55:26,036 --> 00:55:27,663 ln fact my beauty... 857 00:55:29,773 --> 00:55:34,233 that gave in to my old age, is what keeps me going on. 858 00:55:34,645 --> 00:55:36,044 lt's a license. 859 00:55:36,613 --> 00:55:38,410 And there's this rascal. 860 00:55:38,615 --> 00:55:40,845 Every time l call, he comes to me. 861 00:55:41,752 --> 00:55:42,582 Son! 862 00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:44,148 Abhishek. 863 00:55:45,155 --> 00:55:46,144 What is it mother? Tell me. 864 00:55:46,623 --> 00:55:49,615 l didn't call out. That was from behind. 865 00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:51,188 Son! 866 00:55:58,935 --> 00:56:01,301 Your mother is here. 867 00:56:01,505 --> 00:56:02,836 Your mother is here. 868 00:56:02,973 --> 00:56:04,941 Why are you staring? Let me bless you. 869 00:56:05,542 --> 00:56:06,372 Mother! 870 00:56:06,443 --> 00:56:07,410 Listen... 871 00:56:08,345 --> 00:56:09,369 Who is she? 872 00:56:11,148 --> 00:56:11,876 Mother. 873 00:56:12,049 --> 00:56:12,981 She is also your mother? 874 00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,214 Sir, she isn't the mother. 875 00:56:16,186 --> 00:56:16,982 She isn't the mother? 876 00:56:17,054 --> 00:56:17,577 Very true. 877 00:56:17,821 --> 00:56:18,583 She isn't the mother. 878 00:56:19,623 --> 00:56:20,385 She is my nanny. 879 00:56:20,457 --> 00:56:21,185 Nanny? 880 00:56:21,258 --> 00:56:22,247 Yes, nanny. 881 00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:23,924 She is my mother. 882 00:56:23,994 --> 00:56:24,858 She is the nanny. 883 00:56:24,961 --> 00:56:26,053 She gave birth to me. 884 00:56:26,129 --> 00:56:27,619 She helped me come into this world. 885 00:56:28,632 --> 00:56:29,530 Yes, Prithviji. 886 00:56:30,567 --> 00:56:33,502 lf she is the sea of love, then she is the river. 887 00:56:34,337 --> 00:56:36,430 And he came into this world with her help. 888 00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:37,429 Right? 889 00:56:39,943 --> 00:56:41,103 You see that, Maakhan? 890 00:56:41,611 --> 00:56:43,272 This is what l call values. 891 00:56:44,081 --> 00:56:45,878 He loves both of them equally. 892 00:56:46,116 --> 00:56:47,083 Yes, Prithviji. 893 00:56:47,217 --> 00:56:49,208 Ever since he was a kid, he has been naughty. 894 00:56:49,453 --> 00:56:53,480 You saw how when the nanny called him, he looked at me. 895 00:56:54,925 --> 00:56:56,517 - Son! - Yes, mother. 896 00:56:57,027 --> 00:56:57,584 l didn't speak. 897 00:56:57,661 --> 00:56:59,492 - Oh, Yes nanny. - me neither. 898 00:56:59,930 --> 00:57:00,954 - No? - No! 899 00:57:13,944 --> 00:57:15,878 Your mother is here. 900 00:57:16,279 --> 00:57:17,303 Let me bless you. 901 00:57:17,547 --> 00:57:18,479 Listen... 902 00:57:18,548 --> 00:57:20,413 Before you even say anything... 903 00:57:20,484 --> 00:57:22,076 l'd like to say something. 904 00:57:32,295 --> 00:57:34,024 Today is an amazing day! 905 00:57:35,232 --> 00:57:36,665 Everyone is perplexed. 906 00:57:38,201 --> 00:57:39,964 Red light and nowhere to go! 907 00:57:43,106 --> 00:57:45,540 How come another mother? 908 00:57:49,179 --> 00:57:50,237 Prithviji... 909 00:57:51,081 --> 00:57:52,241 the fact is... 910 00:57:53,483 --> 00:57:55,007 she is my mother... 911 00:57:55,585 --> 00:57:57,018 she is my nanny and... 912 00:57:57,454 --> 00:57:58,512 she is my... 913 00:57:59,156 --> 00:57:59,952 'maid-mother'! 914 00:58:00,023 --> 00:58:00,614 'maid-mother'? 915 00:58:00,724 --> 00:58:01,452 Yes. 916 00:58:04,594 --> 00:58:05,526 House maid. 917 00:58:06,563 --> 00:58:09,031 But it's impolite to just say 'maid'. 918 00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:09,996 Therefore... 919 00:58:10,233 --> 00:58:11,097 'maid-mother'. 920 00:58:15,438 --> 00:58:17,065 Wow, Abhishek Bachchan! 921 00:58:18,942 --> 00:58:20,432 Just as righteous your family is... 922 00:58:21,211 --> 00:58:23,304 your character is just as righteous. 923 00:58:24,481 --> 00:58:26,608 You are so trustworthy that even at night... 924 00:58:27,317 --> 00:58:31,185 'twelve o'clock at night you do one night stand for me!' 925 00:58:34,024 --> 00:58:36,515 Let's break the fast with all three mothers! 926 00:58:36,726 --> 00:58:37,454 Okay. 927 00:58:37,527 --> 00:58:39,222 Ravi... l didn't find mother. 928 00:58:39,629 --> 00:58:41,062 l tried a lot but l... 929 00:58:55,312 --> 00:58:56,210 Kailash! 930 00:58:56,513 --> 00:58:58,640 When will these seizures end! 931 00:58:59,115 --> 00:59:01,982 Prithviji, remember Shastri was saying... ''Mother isn't here.'' 932 00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:03,243 His mother isn't here. 933 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,619 She went away when he was a kid and since then he gets these seizures. 934 00:59:06,990 --> 00:59:08,082 Snap out of it, Kailash! 935 00:59:08,258 --> 00:59:09,623 See who is in front of you! 936 00:59:09,693 --> 00:59:11,024 ldiot! 937 00:59:12,128 --> 00:59:13,459 The games destiny plays... 938 00:59:14,264 --> 00:59:16,027 He has no mother and l have three mothers! 939 00:59:16,132 --> 00:59:16,996 l'm really tired. 940 00:59:17,067 --> 00:59:18,591 This mother, that mother... 941 00:59:23,673 --> 00:59:25,004 There you are? 942 00:59:45,061 --> 00:59:46,085 Where were you? 943 00:59:46,429 --> 00:59:48,727 Look, mother is also back from the temple. 944 00:59:49,199 --> 00:59:51,667 Prithviji, she isn't my mother. 945 00:59:52,068 --> 00:59:53,296 She is my sister... Sania. 946 00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:54,064 Bachchan! 947 00:59:54,137 --> 00:59:55,161 Sania Bachchan. 948 00:59:55,438 --> 00:59:56,336 Right! 949 01:00:00,677 --> 01:00:03,168 l just remembered something. 950 01:00:06,783 --> 01:00:08,546 Ghost! 951 01:00:09,219 --> 01:00:10,345 Brilliant! 952 01:00:11,154 --> 01:00:12,712 One lie to cover another lie. 953 01:00:13,423 --> 01:00:16,859 And another lie on top of another... 954 01:00:17,093 --> 01:00:19,653 Of course. You've got to balance the lies, Shastri. 955 01:00:19,829 --> 01:00:21,387 - Perfect, isn't it? - You will be thrashed! 956 01:00:21,464 --> 01:00:22,590 Of course we will! Move it. 957 01:00:23,733 --> 01:00:24,859 What's this, Zohraji? 958 01:00:25,602 --> 01:00:27,160 You refused to help us. 959 01:00:27,570 --> 01:00:29,094 Then how did you land up here? 960 01:00:29,572 --> 01:00:32,132 His story touched a chord in me. 961 01:00:32,676 --> 01:00:33,768 And l thought... 962 01:00:34,411 --> 01:00:39,212 it's no mean feat for a young actor to play an old character! 963 01:00:39,649 --> 01:00:40,741 Right, elder sister? 964 01:00:45,722 --> 01:00:47,349 What are you thinking, Abbas? 965 01:00:49,492 --> 01:00:51,460 Prithviji was here to break the fast with us... 966 01:00:52,529 --> 01:00:54,190 then why did he leave in a hurry? 967 01:00:59,235 --> 01:01:00,327 Ghost! 968 01:01:01,104 --> 01:01:02,332 She is a ghost. 969 01:01:02,439 --> 01:01:03,565 She is not a ghost... 970 01:01:06,109 --> 01:01:07,701 but Abhishek's sister, Sania. 971 01:01:09,846 --> 01:01:11,211 And she was Apeksa. 972 01:01:12,415 --> 01:01:13,404 My Apeksa! 973 01:04:33,650 --> 01:04:35,379 lnspector, will it take long? 974 01:04:35,585 --> 01:04:37,246 Well, the Eid prayers will be done in another five minutes. 975 01:04:37,387 --> 01:04:39,252 No problem, there's no hurry. 976 01:04:39,622 --> 01:04:40,554 Sir... 977 01:04:40,757 --> 01:04:44,090 lt was a good thing to meet the collector of Amergadh. 978 01:04:44,260 --> 01:04:46,319 When the power plant is set up in Ranakpur... 979 01:04:46,663 --> 01:04:48,494 it will be a delight to watch Vikrant's face. 980 01:04:49,232 --> 01:04:51,257 The power will switch off his face. 981 01:04:59,008 --> 01:04:59,736 Sir! 982 01:05:00,009 --> 01:05:01,340 Abhishek Bachchan! 983 01:05:01,711 --> 01:05:03,144 ls he shooting in Amergadh? 984 01:05:03,313 --> 01:05:04,211 Not him! 985 01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:06,610 Abhishek Bachchan from Ranakpur. 986 01:05:06,683 --> 01:05:07,615 Over there! 987 01:05:55,498 --> 01:05:56,795 Sania, this was great. 988 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,327 lt's a always good to enjoy the Eid sweets. 989 01:06:06,142 --> 01:06:07,040 Prithviji... here? 990 01:06:19,322 --> 01:06:20,516 l had told you... 991 01:06:20,590 --> 01:06:22,251 'you may break a relationship... 992 01:06:22,558 --> 01:06:24,321 but never break someone's trust.' 993 01:06:25,795 --> 01:06:27,422 l saw you at Amergadh. 994 01:06:27,830 --> 01:06:30,424 You were celebrating Eid with the people there. 995 01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:33,499 What is the truth? 996 01:06:34,604 --> 01:06:35,593 Answer me! 997 01:06:44,881 --> 01:06:46,712 You saw me at Amergadh... 998 01:06:49,285 --> 01:06:50,217 l'm dead. 999 01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:52,482 And you want an answer. 1000 01:06:55,491 --> 01:06:57,152 Ravi, will you answer? 1001 01:06:58,261 --> 01:06:59,489 But what will you say... 1002 01:06:59,562 --> 01:07:01,792 Even in school you never answered the questions correctly. 1003 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:12,134 l have an answer, Prithviji. 1004 01:07:12,508 --> 01:07:13,805 Of course! 1005 01:07:14,143 --> 01:07:17,203 The person you saw was me... yet it wasn't me. 1006 01:07:17,547 --> 01:07:20,038 'lt was you but it wasn't you...' Huh? 1007 01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:22,281 He was my identical brother, Abbas. 1008 01:07:25,288 --> 01:07:26,220 Abbas? 1009 01:07:26,589 --> 01:07:28,489 Ravi, why are you going back there? 1010 01:07:33,563 --> 01:07:35,121 Yes, Prithviji. 1011 01:07:35,531 --> 01:07:38,466 Abhishek has been having a hard time because of his identical brother. 1012 01:07:38,935 --> 01:07:39,902 Since childhood. 1013 01:07:40,303 --> 01:07:41,998 And l know... 1014 01:07:42,071 --> 01:07:43,038 Why don't you tell? 1015 01:07:43,239 --> 01:07:45,002 You know better since you're his sister. 1016 01:07:46,609 --> 01:07:50,136 He would steal the mango, and Abhishek would get beaten up. 1017 01:07:50,346 --> 01:07:51,836 He would get bit by a dog... 1018 01:07:51,914 --> 01:07:53,848 ...and Abhishek would have to take an injection. 1019 01:07:55,952 --> 01:07:57,351 We are carbon copies, Prithviji. 1020 01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:59,253 Except for the moustache. 1021 01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:01,050 l'm sure you noticed. 1022 01:08:02,091 --> 01:08:03,820 l keep a moustache, while he doesn't. 1023 01:08:04,627 --> 01:08:06,254 l'm sure you noticed, Maakhan. 1024 01:08:08,064 --> 01:08:09,622 Except for the moustache, they look the same. 1025 01:08:09,999 --> 01:08:10,966 Like 'Ram and Shyam'. 1026 01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:12,294 Like 'Seeta and Geeta'. 1027 01:08:12,468 --> 01:08:15,266 And similarly, Abbas Ali and Abhishek Bachchan. 1028 01:08:16,839 --> 01:08:17,635 Prithviji... 1029 01:08:18,441 --> 01:08:20,102 are you doubting my integrity? 1030 01:08:22,111 --> 01:08:23,237 Oh no, Abhishek. 1031 01:08:23,846 --> 01:08:24,608 You are my boy... 1032 01:08:25,014 --> 01:08:25,981 'You are my sunflower.' 1033 01:08:26,048 --> 01:08:26,980 Wait a minute! 1034 01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:31,013 How can Abhishek Bachchan's brother be Abbas Ali? 1035 01:08:32,054 --> 01:08:32,986 How?? 1036 01:08:33,656 --> 01:08:34,588 How?? 1037 01:08:35,992 --> 01:08:36,924 How? 1038 01:08:40,296 --> 01:08:41,320 Ravi! 1039 01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:45,134 The warrior knows the truth... 1040 01:08:45,201 --> 01:08:47,362 now what can l say? 1041 01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,571 Exactly! You're so right. 1042 01:08:51,007 --> 01:08:53,999 What can you say and how can you reveal that... 1043 01:08:54,577 --> 01:08:56,374 Abbas isn't just your identical brother... 1044 01:08:56,913 --> 01:08:58,210 he is also an illegitimate brother! 1045 01:08:58,981 --> 01:08:59,879 What? 1046 01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:01,572 lllegitimate? 1047 01:09:01,651 --> 01:09:02,583 Yes! 1048 01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:04,017 Yes! 1049 01:09:04,420 --> 01:09:05,318 Yes! 1050 01:09:06,589 --> 01:09:08,523 What are you staring at? 1051 01:09:10,593 --> 01:09:13,221 Even you know the truth. Tell them the story. 1052 01:09:13,329 --> 01:09:15,627 - What story? - the story of illegitimate Abbas. 1053 01:09:16,032 --> 01:09:16,930 Start! 1054 01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:21,627 Once his 'married' father got ajob at a construction site. 1055 01:09:23,105 --> 01:09:25,335 There a girl, by the name Jamila, would carry bricks. 1056 01:09:27,043 --> 01:09:30,103 Father would break the rocks and she'd carry bricks. 1057 01:09:30,513 --> 01:09:32,208 She carried bricks, father broke rocks. 1058 01:09:33,516 --> 01:09:35,643 And then a rock fell upon his father's sensibility. 1059 01:09:36,018 --> 01:09:38,509 He decided to counter Jamila's bricks with his rocks! 1060 01:09:39,622 --> 01:09:42,022 And they went behind the rocks. 1061 01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:45,188 Where they made love! 1062 01:09:47,630 --> 01:09:48,597 What happened then? 1063 01:09:48,698 --> 01:09:50,962 Then one day, nine months later, at night... 1064 01:09:51,033 --> 01:09:52,591 - Day or night? - Both! 1065 01:09:53,135 --> 01:09:54,727 The day brought Abhishek into world and... 1066 01:09:55,137 --> 01:09:57,537 the same night, Abbas was born. 1067 01:10:01,911 --> 01:10:04,573 Where is Abbas' mother? 1068 01:10:08,217 --> 01:10:09,514 Where is mother? 1069 01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:12,078 She isn't alive. 1070 01:10:13,489 --> 01:10:15,218 And that's the reason Abbas lives with us. 1071 01:10:16,592 --> 01:10:19,584 Abhishek has taken both my and Abbas' responsibility upon himself. 1072 01:10:22,231 --> 01:10:23,289 What does he do? 1073 01:10:24,066 --> 01:10:25,431 Nothing at all. He's a dancer. 1074 01:10:25,701 --> 01:10:26,599 Dancer! 1075 01:10:26,903 --> 01:10:28,962 Prithviji, he is a high class classical dancer. 1076 01:10:30,973 --> 01:10:32,031 ls that so? 1077 01:10:32,275 --> 01:10:33,401 l'd like to meet him. 1078 01:10:35,511 --> 01:10:37,536 Prithviji, he can't be of any use to you. 1079 01:10:37,914 --> 01:10:39,609 You are like a warrior... 1080 01:10:40,016 --> 01:10:41,176 while he... 1081 01:10:47,523 --> 01:10:48,956 Then he is definitely of use to me! 1082 01:10:49,025 --> 01:10:49,923 What?! 1083 01:10:51,294 --> 01:10:52,283 You won't get it! 1084 01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:54,691 Tell him to meet me and he'll get ajob. 1085 01:10:55,031 --> 01:10:55,963 Prithviji... 1086 01:10:56,198 --> 01:10:57,529 why are you doing all of this? 1087 01:10:57,733 --> 01:11:00,930 l have to reduce some of the burden from your head, Abhishek. 1088 01:11:01,404 --> 01:11:03,338 We aren't like a boss and an employee. 1089 01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:05,607 Your mother is my mother. 1090 01:11:06,309 --> 01:11:07,708 Your brother is my brother. 1091 01:11:08,277 --> 01:11:09,301 - Your sister... - Sir! 1092 01:11:09,378 --> 01:11:10,436 Let's go, Maakhan! 1093 01:11:11,647 --> 01:11:13,444 ldiots! Scoundrels! 1094 01:11:13,616 --> 01:11:15,083 My father broke rocks? 1095 01:11:15,384 --> 01:11:18,319 My father made love to another woman? And you? 1096 01:11:18,588 --> 01:11:20,021 What did you whisper in Prithviji's ear? 1097 01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:23,720 What?! 1098 01:11:24,493 --> 01:11:26,586 How can l meet him as Abbas? 1099 01:11:26,729 --> 01:11:28,162 Don't you worry! 1100 01:11:28,464 --> 01:11:30,091 l will create such a fabulous Abbas out of you... 1101 01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:31,064 that Prithviji will never figure it out. 1102 01:11:31,133 --> 01:11:32,065 Trust me! 1103 01:11:53,589 --> 01:11:56,387 lf this battery doesn't work, then use the other one. 1104 01:11:57,493 --> 01:11:58,391 You fool! 1105 01:11:58,527 --> 01:12:00,324 What are you looking at? Carry on! 1106 01:12:20,349 --> 01:12:21,509 Abhishek Bachchan? 1107 01:12:22,184 --> 01:12:24,744 Hey crazy fans, guess who l am... 1108 01:12:25,354 --> 01:12:28,653 l've come from afar, who am l? 1109 01:12:30,626 --> 01:12:31,558 Abbas? 1110 01:12:33,462 --> 01:12:34,724 But Prithviji... 1111 01:12:36,098 --> 01:12:37,759 l thought you were a real man... 1112 01:12:39,301 --> 01:12:42,236 but you are a blotch on mankind! 1113 01:12:43,773 --> 01:12:44,467 Shut up! 1114 01:12:44,540 --> 01:12:45,632 He isn't Prithvi... 1115 01:12:46,475 --> 01:12:47,407 l am. 1116 01:12:56,285 --> 01:12:57,274 Greetings. 1117 01:12:58,688 --> 01:13:00,155 Abbas... 1118 01:13:01,357 --> 01:13:02,790 why haven't you kept a moustache? 1119 01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:05,288 Because l never got one! 1120 01:13:06,028 --> 01:13:06,756 Why not? 1121 01:13:07,129 --> 01:13:08,528 Because l'm more like my mother. 1122 01:13:10,599 --> 01:13:14,000 Anyway, tell me, why did you ask me to come here? 1123 01:13:14,303 --> 01:13:16,464 Your brother said that you are a good dancer. 1124 01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:21,135 For fun, sir. Fun. 1125 01:13:21,277 --> 01:13:22,437 Abhishek, what's this? 1126 01:13:22,745 --> 01:13:24,736 Not Abhishek, but his brother, Abbas. 1127 01:13:25,247 --> 01:13:27,545 One's a 'man', the other a 'dancer'. 1128 01:13:27,717 --> 01:13:28,649 Radhika... 1129 01:13:29,785 --> 01:13:31,582 he will be your dance instructor from tomorrow. 1130 01:13:31,754 --> 01:13:32,618 What? 1131 01:13:32,688 --> 01:13:34,815 l've taken the onus to help you. 1132 01:13:35,324 --> 01:13:36,484 But l can't come here. 1133 01:13:36,592 --> 01:13:38,150 ln that case, you can't leave this place. 1134 01:13:38,294 --> 01:13:40,762 All day l look after my sick mother. 1135 01:13:41,063 --> 01:13:42,621 Then you come here at night. 1136 01:13:43,265 --> 01:13:44,232 l will not come! 1137 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:45,198 Fine! 1138 01:13:45,367 --> 01:13:47,028 Lock him up and call Abhishek! 1139 01:13:47,169 --> 01:13:48,534 l will come. 1140 01:13:49,205 --> 01:13:50,137 Nine o'clock. 1141 01:13:52,308 --> 01:13:53,275 Listen... 1142 01:13:54,376 --> 01:13:56,310 Brother, why don't you check... 1143 01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:58,640 if he even knows to dance or is merely faking it... 1144 01:13:59,081 --> 01:14:00,309 She is right! 1145 01:14:00,683 --> 01:14:02,310 Let me see your talent. 1146 01:14:04,186 --> 01:14:05,744 - Maakhan! - Sir! 1147 01:14:06,355 --> 01:14:07,583 Music! 1148 01:14:25,775 --> 01:14:26,707 Dance! 1149 01:14:53,169 --> 01:14:54,101 Pappu! 1150 01:15:42,885 --> 01:15:44,352 Pappu control! 1151 01:16:27,096 --> 01:16:29,428 Abbas! Abbas, stop! 1152 01:16:29,832 --> 01:16:30,821 Enog is enog! 1153 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:33,661 Starting tomorrow, you can teach Radhika dancing. 1154 01:16:34,436 --> 01:16:35,733 Because a fish out of water... 1155 01:16:35,838 --> 01:16:37,328 'fish and chips without water'... 1156 01:16:37,773 --> 01:16:39,468 is like dancing in the dark... 1157 01:16:39,742 --> 01:16:41,676 'disco dancer without electric meter'! 1158 01:16:47,616 --> 01:16:48,605 Listen, Hari... 1159 01:16:48,884 --> 01:16:51,944 there's an easy way to go from fat to 'fit-fat'. 1160 01:16:52,287 --> 01:16:54,278 - you only need to Let go of three things. - What's that, sir? 1161 01:16:54,523 --> 01:16:55,888 Breakfast, lunch and dinner! 1162 01:16:58,594 --> 01:17:01,222 Sir, why did you give Abbas ajob? 1163 01:17:01,296 --> 01:17:02,285 Shastri... 1164 01:17:02,998 --> 01:17:06,263 it's not often that you meet such 'blue-coated' people. 1165 01:17:06,735 --> 01:17:07,895 'Blue-coated'? 1166 01:17:08,070 --> 01:17:09,128 'Out of the blues!' 1167 01:17:09,905 --> 01:17:11,532 Oh no, sir. He is useless. 1168 01:17:11,740 --> 01:17:14,038 - But He is of use to me. - Sir! 1169 01:17:15,844 --> 01:17:19,746 l mean, he will be Radhika's dance instructor. 1170 01:17:20,015 --> 01:17:21,607 My sister will be in safe hands. 1171 01:17:22,684 --> 01:17:24,083 Abbas, you were brilliant. 1172 01:17:24,553 --> 01:17:26,851 lf the record company was there... 1173 01:17:26,989 --> 01:17:29,150 they would have launched a remix album of your performance! 1174 01:17:29,324 --> 01:17:33,283 And like me, even you would be world famous here in Ranakpur. 1175 01:17:34,596 --> 01:17:35,585 Tell me something... 1176 01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:36,994 your father... 1177 01:17:37,065 --> 01:17:37,724 Father? 1178 01:17:37,799 --> 01:17:38,788 Shastri! 1179 01:17:38,901 --> 01:17:39,799 Oh! 1180 01:17:39,868 --> 01:17:41,233 He did help me with ajob but where? 1181 01:17:41,904 --> 01:17:43,804 l mean, with that mountain of a warrior! 1182 01:17:47,843 --> 01:17:50,243 Not just a warrior... wild buffalo! 1183 01:17:51,547 --> 01:17:53,037 - Forget it. - How can l Forget it? 1184 01:17:53,282 --> 01:17:54,840 'Hard work is the keyhole to saxophone'? 1185 01:17:54,917 --> 01:17:55,975 Saxophone? 1186 01:17:56,185 --> 01:17:57,652 He can lift a 100 kilos but... 1187 01:17:57,719 --> 01:17:58,947 he doesn't have an ounce of intelligence. 1188 01:17:59,021 --> 01:18:01,854 lf he had, in a minute he would've realized that... 1189 01:18:01,924 --> 01:18:03,391 l am Abhishek Bachchan and also Abbas Ali. 1190 01:18:05,194 --> 01:18:07,287 - Why are you saying all of that? - What's wrong with you? 1191 01:18:12,834 --> 01:18:14,324 Great! 1192 01:18:15,304 --> 01:18:16,931 You really are good at staging acts. 1193 01:18:17,973 --> 01:18:20,771 l came here to tell you to stop your brother from coming to my place. 1194 01:18:21,310 --> 01:18:23,039 But now l will stop my brother... 1195 01:18:23,378 --> 01:18:25,812 stop him from trusting frauds like you! 1196 01:18:27,082 --> 01:18:29,209 He's very simple and naive too... 1197 01:18:29,618 --> 01:18:31,313 and you are taking advantage of that fact. 1198 01:18:31,887 --> 01:18:34,014 l'm going... to tell him the truth. 1199 01:18:34,756 --> 01:18:35,745 Radhika... 1200 01:18:36,992 --> 01:18:39,051 you may tell your brother the truth. 1201 01:18:39,595 --> 01:18:42,894 But at least listen to why we had to lie. 1202 01:18:45,634 --> 01:18:49,798 Radhika, a man doesn't fulfill his life merely by living it. 1203 01:18:50,372 --> 01:18:53,398 He fulfills it by taking care of the responsibilities of his family. 1204 01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:56,334 Abbas had some dreams for me. 1205 01:18:57,012 --> 01:18:59,742 But our family property in Delhi was snatched away from us illegally. 1206 01:19:00,115 --> 01:19:01,377 Abbas lost his job. 1207 01:19:01,984 --> 01:19:03,884 Uncle Shastri brought us here to Ranakpur. 1208 01:19:04,219 --> 01:19:07,382 And to save a child from drowning, Abbas broke the temple lock. 1209 01:19:08,156 --> 01:19:09,418 And to save the situation... 1210 01:19:09,658 --> 01:19:12,286 l said Abbas Ali's name is Abhishek Bachchan. 1211 01:19:13,395 --> 01:19:16,330 But when Prithviji gave Abbas such a good job... 1212 01:19:17,032 --> 01:19:21,765 our lie didn't seem that wrong. 1213 01:19:22,204 --> 01:19:23,865 Radhika, nobody makes a mistake... 1214 01:19:24,773 --> 01:19:26,138 mistakes happen. 1215 01:19:27,943 --> 01:19:29,740 What you've said is right. 1216 01:19:30,779 --> 01:19:34,146 lf you want to tell Prithviji the truth, please go ahead. 1217 01:19:35,917 --> 01:19:37,316 You know my brother very well! 1218 01:19:38,086 --> 01:19:39,815 lf he finds out the truth... 1219 01:19:39,988 --> 01:19:41,785 he will break all of you to pieces. 1220 01:19:42,057 --> 01:19:46,255 lt's because of this fear that we couldn't confess. 1221 01:19:51,466 --> 01:19:52,455 Radhika... 1222 01:19:53,435 --> 01:19:57,030 now you may do as you wish. 1223 01:20:07,883 --> 01:20:08,872 Listen... 1224 01:20:11,987 --> 01:20:13,852 You may start teaching me dance tomorrow. 1225 01:20:15,691 --> 01:20:16,680 Goodbye. 1226 01:25:10,552 --> 01:25:12,577 Ghost! 1227 01:25:13,989 --> 01:25:16,150 Ghosts are a bundle of lies. 1228 01:25:17,392 --> 01:25:19,656 She is Abhishek's sister, Sania Bachchan. 1229 01:25:22,731 --> 01:25:24,756 Prithviji, l'm glad you are here. 1230 01:25:25,066 --> 01:25:27,159 Wonder where Ravi and his friends are. 1231 01:25:28,269 --> 01:25:31,238 lf you don't mind, will you rehearse with me? 1232 01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:34,565 l don't have any experience. 1233 01:25:35,143 --> 01:25:36,269 Your eyes say it all. 1234 01:25:37,012 --> 01:25:38,309 You only have to deliver these four lines. 1235 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:39,504 And then it's my dialogue. 1236 01:25:39,814 --> 01:25:41,111 l can't deliver... 1237 01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:43,407 l mean, say these lines. 1238 01:25:44,819 --> 01:25:45,808 Listen... 1239 01:25:46,354 --> 01:25:47,616 l know to say, 'listen'. 1240 01:25:47,689 --> 01:25:48,621 Excellent! 1241 01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:50,351 So look at me and say these lines. 1242 01:25:51,192 --> 01:25:52,181 Okay. 1243 01:25:52,761 --> 01:25:53,750 Start. 1244 01:25:56,197 --> 01:26:00,361 Listen to what l have to say! 1245 01:26:01,603 --> 01:26:02,535 Goodness gracious! 1246 01:26:02,604 --> 01:26:05,164 Are you admitting your love or making a war declaration. 1247 01:26:06,074 --> 01:26:07,132 Take it easy. 1248 01:26:10,178 --> 01:26:15,309 Lis...ten... l... have... to... say... some... thing... 1249 01:26:17,118 --> 01:26:20,349 Now it seems like you are a toy that has been wound up! 1250 01:26:21,556 --> 01:26:24,218 Let it come from your heart, okay? 1251 01:26:24,793 --> 01:26:25,782 Start! 1252 01:26:26,194 --> 01:26:27,627 Listen... 1253 01:26:27,696 --> 01:26:29,254 listen to me... 1254 01:26:29,330 --> 01:26:30,490 at least listen to me... 1255 01:26:30,799 --> 01:26:32,858 listen, 'l say to something have...' 1256 01:26:33,134 --> 01:26:34,658 Why don't you listen... 1257 01:26:36,237 --> 01:26:37,670 Enough! You can't do it! 1258 01:26:38,239 --> 01:26:40,139 The character is admitting that he is in love... 1259 01:26:40,475 --> 01:26:42,841 Prithviji, you have to feel every word, not merely rattle it! 1260 01:26:43,344 --> 01:26:44,333 But you... 1261 01:26:45,447 --> 01:26:46,243 never mind! 1262 01:26:46,314 --> 01:26:47,338 You can't do this. 1263 01:26:47,515 --> 01:26:48,504 Listen... 1264 01:26:49,651 --> 01:26:51,278 there's something l have to say. 1265 01:26:52,821 --> 01:26:55,722 Don't shoot arrows from those eyes... 1266 01:26:56,491 --> 01:26:59,119 Don't take my life, my love... 1267 01:26:59,761 --> 01:27:04,494 Should then my soul leave my body... 1268 01:27:06,134 --> 01:27:07,158 Hail Prithviji! 1269 01:27:07,235 --> 01:27:07,963 Hurray! 1270 01:27:08,036 --> 01:27:08,661 Hail Prithviji! 1271 01:27:08,903 --> 01:27:09,392 Hurray! 1272 01:27:09,471 --> 01:27:10,665 Prithviji, unbelievable! 1273 01:27:10,905 --> 01:27:11,894 l have a few words for you... 1274 01:27:12,373 --> 01:27:15,137 'You carried weights and now your words have weight!' 1275 01:27:15,210 --> 01:27:15,676 Wow! 1276 01:27:15,910 --> 01:27:18,504 'There's a spark of romance in this action hero!' 1277 01:27:18,580 --> 01:27:19,547 Wow! 1278 01:27:19,614 --> 01:27:21,309 Thanks for the 'complan boy'. 1279 01:27:21,616 --> 01:27:23,345 Prithviji, l have a small request. 1280 01:27:23,551 --> 01:27:26,452 We have a heroine for our play, why don't you play the hero? 1281 01:27:27,021 --> 01:27:28,045 Oh no, no, no! 1282 01:27:28,123 --> 01:27:29,556 This is not my cup of 'lassi'. 1283 01:27:30,058 --> 01:27:31,184 No, sir! lt's a request! 1284 01:27:31,292 --> 01:27:32,281 Please! 1285 01:27:33,428 --> 01:27:35,487 Listen, l won't be able to do this. 1286 01:27:35,997 --> 01:27:36,656 But... 1287 01:27:36,898 --> 01:27:38,365 l could produce your play. 1288 01:27:38,633 --> 01:27:40,396 Make it grand! 1289 01:27:40,568 --> 01:27:41,592 That's amazing! 1290 01:27:42,537 --> 01:27:44,095 You have my support. 1291 01:27:47,242 --> 01:27:48,140 Hail Prithviji! 1292 01:27:48,209 --> 01:27:49,107 Hurray! 1293 01:27:49,177 --> 01:27:50,974 We got a producer! 1294 01:27:53,515 --> 01:27:54,379 Wow, Abhishek! 1295 01:27:54,449 --> 01:27:56,246 You've noted every penny. 1296 01:27:57,285 --> 01:27:58,582 You are a 'mind blow dryer'! 1297 01:28:00,054 --> 01:28:01,487 Maakhan, a real gem! 1298 01:28:06,261 --> 01:28:07,285 Yes sir... no sir... 1299 01:28:07,462 --> 01:28:09,623 Radhika, what are you watching? 1300 01:28:10,331 --> 01:28:11,093 Golmaal. 1301 01:28:11,166 --> 01:28:13,066 l lied to you hence ''no'' sir. 1302 01:28:13,201 --> 01:28:14,133 Shut up! 1303 01:28:14,202 --> 01:28:16,033 l saw you in the stadium... 1304 01:28:16,204 --> 01:28:18,229 l was shocked to see you like that. 1305 01:28:18,306 --> 01:28:20,035 With that moustache you look so different. 1306 01:28:20,408 --> 01:28:22,706 Yes l'm doing a double role... 1307 01:28:23,178 --> 01:28:24,236 of twin brothers... 1308 01:28:24,312 --> 01:28:26,473 One has a moustache and the other doesn't. 1309 01:28:27,248 --> 01:28:28,374 lt's not your fault. 1310 01:28:28,516 --> 01:28:31,383 - What do you mean? - Don't get so worked up! 1311 01:28:31,753 --> 01:28:33,687 My father used to say... 1312 01:28:34,088 --> 01:28:37,023 What is it your father said? 1313 01:28:37,192 --> 01:28:40,025 Sir, my father said... 1314 01:28:40,628 --> 01:28:45,691 'With a million bricks of hard work, man builds his home.' 1315 01:28:46,067 --> 01:28:46,761 Sir. 1316 01:28:47,001 --> 01:28:50,164 Priceless words, my dear! 1317 01:28:51,439 --> 01:28:55,603 Just like your father, you should break it all brick by brick! 1318 01:28:56,110 --> 01:28:57,099 Sir? 1319 01:28:57,679 --> 01:28:59,237 What are you trying to say? 1320 01:28:59,447 --> 01:29:01,813 The one you saw was not Ramprasad... 1321 01:29:02,317 --> 01:29:04,410 He was Laxmanprasad Dhashrathprasad Sharma... 1322 01:29:04,752 --> 01:29:06,185 my identical twin brother. 1323 01:29:11,593 --> 01:29:12,617 Sir, please come. 1324 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:13,385 Where? 1325 01:29:13,461 --> 01:29:14,553 Come with me... 1326 01:29:14,629 --> 01:29:16,597 l want to show you something. Please come. 1327 01:29:18,399 --> 01:29:19,388 See. 1328 01:29:20,368 --> 01:29:21,733 l have a moustache, he doesn't. 1329 01:29:22,337 --> 01:29:23,326 Golmaal. 1330 01:29:23,705 --> 01:29:24,535 l've seen it many times. 1331 01:29:24,606 --> 01:29:25,800 l'm sure you remember the story. 1332 01:29:26,574 --> 01:29:29,771 Yes, Amol Palekar spins a web of lies about a twin brother and... 1333 01:29:30,011 --> 01:29:33,174 l hope he isn't spinning a similar web of lies around you. 1334 01:29:34,082 --> 01:29:38,815 You are my boss, if you want to sack me, please go ahead. 1335 01:29:41,155 --> 01:29:42,144 Me? 1336 01:29:42,357 --> 01:29:43,153 Yes. 1337 01:29:43,224 --> 01:29:46,022 But why would Amol Palekar lie to me? 1338 01:29:46,194 --> 01:29:48,389 Not Amol Palekar, Abhishek Bachchan! 1339 01:29:48,696 --> 01:29:50,027 Have you lost it? 1340 01:29:50,698 --> 01:29:52,131 You're equating a film to real life! 1341 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:55,226 No, l'm equating real life to a film. 1342 01:29:55,303 --> 01:29:57,237 But these things happen in real life. 1343 01:29:57,639 --> 01:30:00,574 lsn't Sania identical to Apeksa? 1344 01:30:01,376 --> 01:30:03,503 You think a obedient person like Abhishek will lie? 1345 01:30:03,878 --> 01:30:05,812 You think his pious mother will lie? 1346 01:30:06,247 --> 01:30:07,646 Have you ever seen such a well-cultured family? 1347 01:30:07,715 --> 01:30:09,376 l haven't and that's why l think so! 1348 01:30:09,517 --> 01:30:11,212 'When the first is incoming, the other is outgoing.' 1349 01:30:11,352 --> 01:30:12,785 'And when the other is outgoing, the first is incoming.' 1350 01:30:13,187 --> 01:30:16,088 There's never been a cross connection in this roaming facility! 1351 01:30:16,357 --> 01:30:19,656 lf these 'two SlM cards' actually belong to 'one phone' then... 1352 01:30:20,061 --> 01:30:24,054 the Prithviraj who is brave and strong and revered... 1353 01:30:24,132 --> 01:30:25,690 would have been fooled by a nobody! 1354 01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:28,762 Think about what that will do to your image. 1355 01:30:29,704 --> 01:30:31,262 Prithviji, my name is lrfan Pathan... 1356 01:30:31,439 --> 01:30:33,236 and this is my identical brother Mahendra Singh Dhoni! 1357 01:30:45,553 --> 01:30:46,542 Come on. 1358 01:30:51,559 --> 01:30:52,583 Abhishek... 1359 01:30:53,561 --> 01:30:55,290 We need to discuss Abbas' salary. 1360 01:30:56,264 --> 01:30:57,288 Can he come now? 1361 01:30:58,466 --> 01:30:59,626 Now? 1362 01:31:00,702 --> 01:31:02,329 Now, he is looking after mother. 1363 01:31:02,570 --> 01:31:04,231 l'll send him as soon as l get home. 1364 01:31:17,452 --> 01:31:18,919 Why did you lock the door? 1365 01:31:19,554 --> 01:31:22,182 Because this lock will unlock the other lock. 1366 01:31:22,557 --> 01:31:23,854 lt's a necessity, sir. 1367 01:31:27,362 --> 01:31:30,388 'Necessity is the mother of Discovery channel!' 1368 01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:40,703 Radhika, why did Maakhan lock the door? 1369 01:31:40,942 --> 01:31:43,035 Because he's taken Prithvi to see who are not there. 1370 01:31:43,411 --> 01:31:44,070 Who? 1371 01:31:44,145 --> 01:31:45,134 Abbas and mother! 1372 01:31:46,547 --> 01:31:47,912 Please go hurry up. 1373 01:32:01,963 --> 01:32:02,952 See sir... 1374 01:32:03,197 --> 01:32:05,222 neither is he here, nor is his mother! 1375 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,933 They've vanished into thin air! 1376 01:32:07,201 --> 01:32:08,190 They aren't here... 1377 01:32:08,269 --> 01:32:09,395 there's no use looking for them. 1378 01:32:22,016 --> 01:32:23,381 Prithviji, what brings you here? 1379 01:32:25,486 --> 01:32:28,080 l was passing by and saw the house and thought... 1380 01:32:28,222 --> 01:32:30,656 You thought of watching the road from the house? 1381 01:32:34,695 --> 01:32:36,060 Hello, mother. 1382 01:32:36,230 --> 01:32:37,356 Hello, mother. 1383 01:32:37,565 --> 01:32:39,123 She isn't answering nor looking eye to eye. 1384 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:40,167 What's the matter? 1385 01:32:40,234 --> 01:32:42,293 Because she just shut her eyes, blind man! 1386 01:32:42,437 --> 01:32:43,665 So, shhhh! 1387 01:32:48,543 --> 01:32:50,101 How is her health now? 1388 01:32:50,244 --> 01:32:51,643 As usual, just lying around. 1389 01:32:52,246 --> 01:32:52,735 l... 1390 01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:56,381 l'd like to say something, if you don't mind. 1391 01:32:57,418 --> 01:33:02,412 lt's not good to visit someone so often. 1392 01:33:03,991 --> 01:33:05,583 lt lowers ones respect. 1393 01:33:10,431 --> 01:33:11,591 Let's go, Maakhan. 1394 01:33:13,234 --> 01:33:14,223 Sir! 1395 01:33:14,402 --> 01:33:17,428 She has hairy legs, how? 1396 01:33:19,540 --> 01:33:21,405 How does mother have hairy legs? 1397 01:33:23,010 --> 01:33:24,773 You think instead of hair on her legs... 1398 01:33:25,012 --> 01:33:26,274 there should be legs in her hair? 1399 01:33:26,347 --> 01:33:28,042 Prithviji, tell me something. 1400 01:33:28,449 --> 01:33:31,350 You think at this old age, my mother should visit a beauty parlor? 1401 01:33:32,053 --> 01:33:36,149 lt's my time to get manicured, pedicured, and waxed. 1402 01:33:38,826 --> 01:33:42,262 Anyway, he has always been a scoundrel. 1403 01:33:42,330 --> 01:33:42,819 What? 1404 01:33:43,064 --> 01:33:44,361 - you too? - What? 1405 01:33:44,465 --> 01:33:45,454 Unbelievable! 1406 01:33:46,234 --> 01:33:53,197 How could you employ someone who thinks about my mother's hairy legs? 1407 01:34:02,083 --> 01:34:03,072 They're gone! 1408 01:34:03,251 --> 01:34:04,149 Gone? 1409 01:34:04,218 --> 01:34:05,480 Wow! 1410 01:34:06,020 --> 01:34:07,282 Abbas, that was close! 1411 01:34:09,123 --> 01:34:10,283 Oh no! 1412 01:34:10,558 --> 01:34:11,718 What happened? 1413 01:34:11,792 --> 01:34:13,259 Prithviji has left for the mansion. 1414 01:34:13,461 --> 01:34:14,393 So? 1415 01:34:14,462 --> 01:34:15,451 So? 1416 01:34:15,663 --> 01:34:16,994 Abbas is here! 1417 01:34:17,231 --> 01:34:19,199 But Abhishek Bachchan isn't there! 1418 01:34:25,373 --> 01:34:28,433 Oh God! Now we're dead! 1419 01:34:36,050 --> 01:34:37,449 You were checking out mother's hair? 1420 01:34:38,819 --> 01:34:41,083 Prithviji, Abbas called and told me. 1421 01:34:41,189 --> 01:34:42,178 l will... 1422 01:34:42,290 --> 01:34:43,279 Abhishek... 1423 01:34:44,258 --> 01:34:46,123 Your brother has already slapped him. 1424 01:34:46,227 --> 01:34:48,457 Anyway, he has always been a scoundrel. 1425 01:34:48,529 --> 01:34:49,188 Huh? 1426 01:34:49,263 --> 01:34:50,025 But you too? 1427 01:34:50,097 --> 01:34:51,291 - What? - Unbelievable! 1428 01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:54,097 You doubted me? 1429 01:34:54,635 --> 01:34:55,602 Me? 1430 01:34:55,670 --> 01:34:57,137 Oh no, Abhishek! 1431 01:34:57,305 --> 01:34:59,569 Don't get emotional, 'pest control yourself!' 1432 01:35:00,441 --> 01:35:02,739 You're like a younger brother, you're my own! 1433 01:35:03,044 --> 01:35:04,272 No, Prithviji. 1434 01:35:04,478 --> 01:35:05,467 l'm resigning! 1435 01:35:06,147 --> 01:35:07,136 That's fine... 1436 01:35:07,281 --> 01:35:10,478 but don't quit your job because of your anger. 1437 01:35:12,253 --> 01:35:13,242 Prithviji! 1438 01:35:13,821 --> 01:35:16,756 Don't you realize which is the bone that supports your spine and... 1439 01:35:17,058 --> 01:35:19,049 which is the bone that will get stuck in your throat? 1440 01:35:19,393 --> 01:35:20,325 Maakhan! 1441 01:35:20,394 --> 01:35:21,486 - sir. - Say it... 1442 01:35:22,530 --> 01:35:23,519 Say it... 1443 01:35:24,031 --> 01:35:25,521 say that they are one. 1444 01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:28,627 Say that after we left, someone opened the lock... 1445 01:35:28,703 --> 01:35:30,330 and he got there before us... 1446 01:35:30,404 --> 01:35:33,532 took off his moustache and began massaging his mother's legs. 1447 01:35:33,608 --> 01:35:35,075 - No, sir. - Say it! 1448 01:35:35,276 --> 01:35:38,302 And say that before we could get here, he made it and... 1449 01:35:38,379 --> 01:35:40,472 who had opened the lock before, locked him in again and... 1450 01:35:40,548 --> 01:35:42,641 he put on a fake moustache! 1451 01:35:42,717 --> 01:35:43,684 - No, sir. - Say it! 1452 01:35:43,751 --> 01:35:44,740 No, sir. 1453 01:35:45,119 --> 01:35:46,108 No, sir. 1454 01:35:46,254 --> 01:35:47,619 He is fake? 1455 01:35:47,722 --> 01:35:49,087 No, sir. Forgive me. 1456 01:35:49,223 --> 01:35:51,418 - this is fake? - No, sir. 1457 01:35:51,726 --> 01:35:52,715 Pull it! 1458 01:35:53,094 --> 01:35:53,560 No, sir. 1459 01:35:53,628 --> 01:35:55,619 - Pull it, l say. - No, sir. Forgive me! 1460 01:35:55,696 --> 01:35:57,425 Try to pull it. 1461 01:35:58,232 --> 01:35:59,221 Pull it! 1462 01:36:00,368 --> 01:36:01,357 Sir! 1463 01:36:15,182 --> 01:36:16,240 You're pulling it! 1464 01:36:16,484 --> 01:36:18,281 You're still trying to pull it! 1465 01:36:22,089 --> 01:36:23,647 You humiliated me in front of Abhishek. 1466 01:36:23,958 --> 01:36:25,357 'My eyes have fallen from my face!' 1467 01:36:26,694 --> 01:36:29,219 lf his mother learns about this, she will be hurt. 1468 01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:33,662 Mother! 1469 01:36:33,901 --> 01:36:34,629 Where? 1470 01:36:34,869 --> 01:36:36,097 Over there. 1471 01:36:44,412 --> 01:36:48,473 'You found time to confess.' 1472 01:36:49,317 --> 01:36:55,222 'But this life proved too short for me to sin.' 1473 01:36:57,658 --> 01:37:01,025 'l will land at your door, over and over again.' 1474 01:37:01,295 --> 01:37:05,197 'l will land at your door, over and over again.' 1475 01:37:10,571 --> 01:37:12,562 'Ring the door bell and run away like hell.' 1476 01:37:15,643 --> 01:37:17,235 That's a load of crap, old woman! 1477 01:37:17,411 --> 01:37:21,711 Zohra, till when will you torture us with your sorrow? 1478 01:37:22,116 --> 01:37:25,313 With cameraman Yogesh, Rajan Chaurasiya, Aajtak. 1479 01:37:30,925 --> 01:37:34,156 Zohra, does that mean l'm the father of your child? 1480 01:37:34,228 --> 01:37:36,458 You should grow up for that, bald man! 1481 01:37:38,132 --> 01:37:39,531 So, how did it happen? 1482 01:37:42,703 --> 01:37:44,432 Well... 1483 01:37:44,705 --> 01:37:46,229 How did the miracle happen? 1484 01:37:47,108 --> 01:37:48,473 Well... 1485 01:37:49,310 --> 01:37:50,777 How did it happen? 1486 01:37:51,145 --> 01:37:52,134 Well... 1487 01:37:53,280 --> 01:37:55,305 - How did the miracle happen! - Get lost! 1488 01:37:59,220 --> 01:38:04,658 Oh God, make this problem go away! 1489 01:38:08,629 --> 01:38:11,359 Greetings, mother! 1490 01:38:13,267 --> 01:38:14,256 Greetings. 1491 01:38:14,468 --> 01:38:18,165 Who are you? And who are you looking for? 1492 01:38:18,372 --> 01:38:19,361 Great! 1493 01:38:19,607 --> 01:38:22,735 Signs of danger and the chameleon changes color! 1494 01:38:23,177 --> 01:38:26,271 Don't you recognize Prithviraj Raghuvanshi? 1495 01:38:26,781 --> 01:38:29,215 Do l know you? 1496 01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:34,210 That's up to you. 1497 01:38:35,322 --> 01:38:37,415 But now l know you very well. 1498 01:38:37,491 --> 01:38:38,480 Yes! 1499 01:38:39,026 --> 01:38:41,119 A saintly widow and a seductive vamp! 1500 01:38:41,529 --> 01:38:42,518 Widow? 1501 01:38:47,134 --> 01:38:50,661 l guess you met my twin, Madhumati. 1502 01:38:50,805 --> 01:38:52,295 That's not me. 1503 01:38:53,574 --> 01:38:55,542 l also have two identical nephews... 1504 01:38:55,609 --> 01:38:57,076 Abhishek and Abbas. 1505 01:38:57,778 --> 01:39:00,269 My sister and l also had identical mothers... 1506 01:39:00,381 --> 01:39:01,643 Leelavati and Nanavati. 1507 01:39:02,116 --> 01:39:06,177 ls it a family or an identical children producing factory? 1508 01:39:06,253 --> 01:39:08,619 You foul-mouthed good-for-nothing, l'll show you! 1509 01:39:08,689 --> 01:39:09,485 What? 1510 01:39:09,557 --> 01:39:10,546 Sir... 1511 01:39:11,025 --> 01:39:14,290 Sir, he even looks like a scoundrel. 1512 01:39:14,428 --> 01:39:15,019 Huh? 1513 01:39:15,095 --> 01:39:15,789 But you too? 1514 01:39:15,863 --> 01:39:18,297 - What? - Unbelievable! 1515 01:39:19,133 --> 01:39:21,693 Couldn't you tell the difference between... 1516 01:39:21,769 --> 01:39:24,203 'Saintly Madhumati' and 'Seductive Zohra'? 1517 01:39:24,805 --> 01:39:28,741 Forgive me, l was misled by the poster. 1518 01:39:29,043 --> 01:39:30,203 'Zohra, The lnfamous' 1519 01:39:30,277 --> 01:39:32,177 Only for you, darling! 1520 01:39:34,782 --> 01:39:36,249 lt's a song, sir. 1521 01:39:36,350 --> 01:39:40,753 That reminds me, please convey my regards to Madhu. 1522 01:39:41,155 --> 01:39:45,285 And also tell her that Zohra misses her. 1523 01:39:53,667 --> 01:39:54,827 Wait a minute, sir. 1524 01:39:55,536 --> 01:39:57,834 How can Madhumati's sister be Zohra? 1525 01:39:58,506 --> 01:40:01,066 Maakhan, it won't be nice to hear... 1526 01:40:01,141 --> 01:40:03,200 the 'rock and brick' story from a lady. 1527 01:40:03,711 --> 01:40:05,736 l believe Abbas has taken after her. 1528 01:40:06,146 --> 01:40:07,135 Sir... 1529 01:40:07,515 --> 01:40:09,710 don't you think we should convey... 1530 01:40:09,783 --> 01:40:12,445 Zohra's regards to Madhumati right now? 1531 01:40:13,587 --> 01:40:14,576 At her house? 1532 01:40:15,155 --> 01:40:16,554 Oh no, she must be asleep. 1533 01:40:17,424 --> 01:40:18,891 But Sania will be awake. 1534 01:40:21,262 --> 01:40:22,251 Let's go! 1535 01:40:26,634 --> 01:40:28,568 Prithviji's hand was almost here. 1536 01:40:29,803 --> 01:40:31,293 You were saved by a whisker, Abbas. 1537 01:40:31,472 --> 01:40:32,837 Actually, l was saved. 1538 01:40:33,507 --> 01:40:36,601 With my hairy legs exposed, l thought all of us would be exposed. 1539 01:40:37,711 --> 01:40:39,110 - Abhishek. - Who is it? 1540 01:40:40,347 --> 01:40:41,336 Abhishek. 1541 01:40:42,082 --> 01:40:43,071 - Your moustache! - They are here. 1542 01:40:43,217 --> 01:40:44,206 Put on your moustache. 1543 01:40:45,619 --> 01:40:46,643 Two double centuries! 1544 01:40:55,162 --> 01:40:56,823 Prithviji, didn't l tell you that... 1545 01:40:57,364 --> 01:40:59,628 'lt's not good to visit someone so often. 1546 01:41:00,334 --> 01:41:01,562 lt lowers their respect.' 1547 01:41:02,703 --> 01:41:03,431 Oh no! 1548 01:41:03,504 --> 01:41:05,631 We are here to see your mother. 1549 01:41:05,839 --> 01:41:06,737 We need to talk to her. 1550 01:41:06,807 --> 01:41:09,207 Well... She is taking a bath. 1551 01:41:11,312 --> 01:41:13,803 - Let's come back some other time, Maakhan... - Sir, the message... 1552 01:41:14,214 --> 01:41:15,579 and it doesn't take long for a bath. 1553 01:41:15,950 --> 01:41:17,747 Sania is also here... 1554 01:41:18,786 --> 01:41:19,912 to get us coffee. 1555 01:41:20,387 --> 01:41:22,150 Sania, may we come in? 1556 01:41:33,467 --> 01:41:35,492 Ravi, Sania... 1557 01:41:37,004 --> 01:41:40,565 in the last act of our play, the liars should be severely punished. 1558 01:41:44,578 --> 01:41:47,172 'Honesty is the best mutual policy!' 1559 01:41:49,216 --> 01:41:50,683 - Wow! - That reminds me... 1560 01:41:52,086 --> 01:41:53,519 where is Abhishek Bachchan? 1561 01:41:58,292 --> 01:42:00,692 Same thing... temple... bell... 1562 01:42:02,162 --> 01:42:03,151 old fashioned guy. 1563 01:42:03,697 --> 01:42:04,925 Mark my words... 1564 01:42:04,999 --> 01:42:08,162 some day this drama will fall apart and the truth will be out. 1565 01:42:10,704 --> 01:42:16,108 Sir has placed his trust in you and you are carrying on with the lies. 1566 01:42:16,310 --> 01:42:17,470 - When Sir... - Sir? 1567 01:42:18,946 --> 01:42:20,038 Shastri... 1568 01:42:21,415 --> 01:42:24,111 l know everything about their drama. 1569 01:42:26,120 --> 01:42:30,648 The Aflatoon drama company is practicing very sincerely. 1570 01:42:31,158 --> 01:42:32,090 Of course! 1571 01:42:32,159 --> 01:42:33,148 Sania too. 1572 01:42:35,262 --> 01:42:36,695 l've invested at the right place. 1573 01:42:36,764 --> 01:42:38,322 They won't break my trust. 1574 01:42:38,732 --> 01:42:41,394 That's very kind of you! Hail Prithviji! 1575 01:42:48,509 --> 01:42:50,602 - lt's too late now, we'll leave. - Yes please. 1576 01:42:50,678 --> 01:42:52,202 Sir... mother? 1577 01:42:58,585 --> 01:43:01,053 By now even the pipes would have run out of water! 1578 01:43:01,221 --> 01:43:02,745 We could have some more coffee. 1579 01:43:03,057 --> 01:43:05,025 Sania, you can get us coffee, right? 1580 01:43:09,296 --> 01:43:11,264 Hey! Why are you crying? 1581 01:43:11,432 --> 01:43:13,559 Actually... we are out of coffee. 1582 01:43:13,701 --> 01:43:15,328 Now what can we get for you? 1583 01:43:15,502 --> 01:43:17,766 Out of coffee? No problem. Tea will do. 1584 01:43:20,207 --> 01:43:22,437 The fatso wants tea. 1585 01:43:23,610 --> 01:43:26,044 Give him tea and give me some poison! 1586 01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:28,271 What do we do now? We're doomed! 1587 01:43:28,749 --> 01:43:30,410 Sania dear, who's out there? 1588 01:43:36,457 --> 01:43:37,856 Hello Prithviji. 1589 01:43:40,828 --> 01:43:42,125 Mother... 1590 01:43:43,063 --> 01:43:44,052 mother is here! 1591 01:43:44,798 --> 01:43:47,358 There is no tea, but mother is here. 1592 01:43:48,402 --> 01:43:49,391 Wait a minute! 1593 01:43:49,636 --> 01:43:53,094 Shastriji just stepped out the bathroom over there and... 1594 01:43:53,874 --> 01:43:56,172 mother also came out from there? 1595 01:43:56,477 --> 01:43:57,466 How? 1596 01:43:59,213 --> 01:44:00,202 How? 1597 01:44:01,348 --> 01:44:03,873 When you can have two identical sons at home... 1598 01:44:04,284 --> 01:44:06,718 can you not have identical bathrooms? 1599 01:44:09,523 --> 01:44:11,286 My sister, Zohra, called me. 1600 01:44:11,592 --> 01:44:12,559 Zohra? 1601 01:44:12,626 --> 01:44:14,423 You misbehaved with her? 1602 01:44:15,362 --> 01:44:17,296 You actually look like a scoundrel. 1603 01:44:17,464 --> 01:44:18,123 Huh? 1604 01:44:18,198 --> 01:44:19,495 - And you too... - What? 1605 01:44:19,700 --> 01:44:21,167 Unbelievable! 1606 01:44:21,535 --> 01:44:23,230 You believed his words? 1607 01:44:28,242 --> 01:44:29,072 l am very sorry. 1608 01:44:29,143 --> 01:44:30,440 Oh no, Prithviji. 1609 01:44:31,445 --> 01:44:32,343 We'll leave now. 1610 01:44:32,412 --> 01:44:33,640 Oh no, Prithviji. 1611 01:44:33,714 --> 01:44:34,703 Prithviji... 1612 01:44:35,749 --> 01:44:38,274 Zohraji, what brings you here? 1613 01:44:38,619 --> 01:44:40,712 And your sister, Zohra? 1614 01:44:41,121 --> 01:44:42,748 l'll explain everything. 1615 01:44:46,393 --> 01:44:48,156 No problem, Prithviji, it will be done. 1616 01:44:48,495 --> 01:44:50,861 We'll have to set the boundary line of the... 1617 01:44:51,098 --> 01:44:52,622 Deteron power plant further by 150 yards. 1618 01:44:53,433 --> 01:44:55,367 Prithviji, l'd appreciate... 1619 01:44:55,435 --> 01:44:57,596 if l could get the documents regarding the land and the plant. 1620 01:44:57,671 --> 01:44:58,467 Yes, yes. 1621 01:44:58,539 --> 01:44:59,528 - Shastriji... - Yes, sir. 1622 01:44:59,606 --> 01:45:01,233 Give Akhileshji all that he wants. 1623 01:45:01,308 --> 01:45:01,706 Yes. 1624 01:45:01,775 --> 01:45:03,743 'ASAP-QRS!' 1625 01:45:04,144 --> 01:45:06,203 Yes, sir. Got it. 1626 01:45:09,149 --> 01:45:11,617 And out in the distance, Prithviji, the greenery... 1627 01:45:18,358 --> 01:45:22,419 Forget the greenery, look what's blooming out there! 1628 01:45:24,698 --> 01:45:26,131 Open free show! 1629 01:45:26,900 --> 01:45:27,764 Vinay! 1630 01:45:27,835 --> 01:45:29,769 'Dhim Phataphat Jhingdi Popo!' 1631 01:45:30,204 --> 01:45:31,728 Dhim Phataphat Jhingdi Popo? 1632 01:45:31,805 --> 01:45:32,669 Yes. 1633 01:45:32,739 --> 01:45:38,735 l mean, two people in love under ajasmine tree. 1634 01:45:38,879 --> 01:45:41,643 Let me take a look... Under a Jasmine tree... 1635 01:45:43,183 --> 01:45:44,172 Oh no! 1636 01:45:45,485 --> 01:45:46,474 Shastri... 1637 01:45:47,387 --> 01:45:48,445 What did he see? 1638 01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:53,922 Sir! 1639 01:45:54,161 --> 01:45:55,628 Sir, look! 1640 01:45:57,464 --> 01:45:58,863 Yes look! 1641 01:45:58,932 --> 01:46:00,866 Ranakpur is on the road to progress. 1642 01:46:00,934 --> 01:46:02,196 Prithviji, take a look. 1643 01:46:11,645 --> 01:46:15,945 'Dhim Phataphat Jhingdi Popo!' 1644 01:46:30,097 --> 01:46:31,086 Brother... 1645 01:46:31,899 --> 01:46:33,491 l... l really like him. 1646 01:46:35,602 --> 01:46:39,003 And before you lecture me about our family honor and social status... 1647 01:46:39,072 --> 01:46:40,937 Those things don't matter... 1648 01:46:41,909 --> 01:46:43,900 what matters is the 'in-between'. 1649 01:46:44,011 --> 01:46:47,447 ln between? He always stands on one side. 1650 01:46:47,648 --> 01:46:50,378 Radhika, you cannot be with him because he is... 1651 01:46:50,517 --> 01:46:51,506 He is? 1652 01:46:52,252 --> 01:46:54,277 What, brother! Which era are you living in? 1653 01:46:54,922 --> 01:46:56,651 People of my generation don't mind such things. 1654 01:46:57,224 --> 01:46:59,590 l mean, look at out superstars, cricketers... 1655 01:46:59,993 --> 01:47:02,086 even our local collector is one. 1656 01:47:02,329 --> 01:47:03,318 What? 1657 01:47:03,430 --> 01:47:05,955 What are you talking about? Are you alright? 1658 01:47:06,700 --> 01:47:08,327 They are the same. 1659 01:47:08,702 --> 01:47:12,399 Shahrukh Khan, Zaheer Khan, Javed Akhtar, Salman Khan... 1660 01:47:12,673 --> 01:47:15,164 even our ex-President, Abdul Kalaam Azaad too! 1661 01:47:16,576 --> 01:47:20,034 l didn't know that. 1662 01:47:20,213 --> 01:47:21,441 Well now you do! 1663 01:47:21,915 --> 01:47:22,939 Decide for yourself! 1664 01:47:23,183 --> 01:47:24,707 lf people practicing the same faith as... 1665 01:47:24,952 --> 01:47:27,284 Abbas can be in every field of life then why not in my life? 1666 01:47:27,354 --> 01:47:28,218 Oh no! 1667 01:47:28,288 --> 01:47:29,448 l'm not talking about faith... 1668 01:47:29,523 --> 01:47:31,218 l'm talking about their persuasion... 1669 01:47:31,291 --> 01:47:33,191 By persuasion even you are the same. 1670 01:47:34,027 --> 01:47:35,551 Honest and just. 1671 01:47:35,629 --> 01:47:37,688 - But... - Please, brother. Please! 1672 01:47:40,033 --> 01:47:41,330 She won't get it! 1673 01:47:42,569 --> 01:47:46,232 l guess l'll have to tell Abbas myself! 1674 01:47:47,341 --> 01:47:48,308 Prithviji, you called for me. 1675 01:47:48,375 --> 01:47:49,774 Abhishek! 1676 01:47:50,444 --> 01:47:54,437 Tell your brother to stay away from my sister, otherwise... 1677 01:47:59,486 --> 01:48:03,718 l respect you and your mother, otherwise... 1678 01:48:07,761 --> 01:48:09,319 Tell your brother... 1679 01:48:10,430 --> 01:48:12,557 l'll give him a dog's death! 1680 01:48:15,635 --> 01:48:19,002 'Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death!' 1681 01:48:26,380 --> 01:48:28,644 l will talk to him, Prithviji. 1682 01:48:29,616 --> 01:48:30,605 l'll leave now. 1683 01:48:35,722 --> 01:48:39,283 You didn't get it, but he will explain it to him. 1684 01:48:40,494 --> 01:48:42,621 lf he still doesn't get it straight... 1685 01:48:43,463 --> 01:48:45,761 l'll make sure to lay him straight for good! 1686 01:48:49,269 --> 01:48:50,236 Over! 1687 01:48:50,303 --> 01:48:51,327 lt's all over! 1688 01:48:52,005 --> 01:48:54,132 Your brother gave himself two names. 1689 01:48:54,541 --> 01:48:58,102 Now Prithviji will make two separate pieces of him. 1690 01:48:58,412 --> 01:49:00,141 This was bound to happen to you, Abbas. 1691 01:49:00,447 --> 01:49:02,506 As you sow, so shall you reap! 1692 01:49:03,517 --> 01:49:05,178 What are you talking about, Ravi? 1693 01:49:06,053 --> 01:49:09,147 You knew that Prithvi hates lies. 1694 01:49:09,256 --> 01:49:12,714 You fear him, yet its one lie after another. 1695 01:49:13,126 --> 01:49:14,821 What are you trying to say? 1696 01:49:15,562 --> 01:49:17,029 You lie about each and everything and... 1697 01:49:17,097 --> 01:49:19,156 now you are lecturing me about being truthful? 1698 01:49:19,566 --> 01:49:21,659 You started it with the fake Abhishek Bachchan name! 1699 01:49:21,735 --> 01:49:23,828 But you came up with the reason how you got that name. 1700 01:49:24,071 --> 01:49:25,504 You fake mother was your idea. 1701 01:49:25,739 --> 01:49:28,230 And the 'nanny' and 'maid mother' concept was yours! 1702 01:49:28,308 --> 01:49:30,071 You got rid of my moustache! 1703 01:49:30,377 --> 01:49:33,437 You conned Prithviji with the moustache idea. 1704 01:49:33,847 --> 01:49:36,873 You also used this dirty, fake moustache. 1705 01:49:37,317 --> 01:49:39,114 The fact is... 1706 01:49:39,419 --> 01:49:40,784 now l am scared as hell! 1707 01:49:43,056 --> 01:49:44,045 Abbas... 1708 01:49:44,291 --> 01:49:46,782 l agree that l am responsible for your lies. 1709 01:49:47,427 --> 01:49:51,261 And l also know that now l will die a dog's death! 1710 01:49:52,833 --> 01:49:53,822 Father! 1711 01:49:54,267 --> 01:49:55,325 Father? Where is father? 1712 01:49:55,402 --> 01:49:56,630 l'm calling out to you! 1713 01:49:58,338 --> 01:50:00,568 Please save this little boy of yours. 1714 01:50:01,308 --> 01:50:02,434 l love you. 1715 01:50:02,642 --> 01:50:04,371 Get lost! What love! 1716 01:50:04,511 --> 01:50:06,069 Please save me, father. 1717 01:50:06,213 --> 01:50:08,374 Keep me safe in your arms. 1718 01:50:09,516 --> 01:50:10,676 Abbas, my friend... 1719 01:50:10,750 --> 01:50:12,342 only you can make things right. 1720 01:50:12,552 --> 01:50:13,883 And you will have to do it! 1721 01:50:16,156 --> 01:50:17,123 Radhika? 1722 01:50:17,190 --> 01:50:18,316 l'm going to Raajgadh. 1723 01:50:18,458 --> 01:50:19,652 For the country fair? 1724 01:50:20,327 --> 01:50:22,454 My brother has ordered me to break up with you. 1725 01:50:22,629 --> 01:50:24,722 But l want to be with you for the rest of my life! 1726 01:50:25,165 --> 01:50:26,655 That's why l'm giving you two days. 1727 01:50:26,933 --> 01:50:29,163 l want you to solve all the problems with my brother... 1728 01:50:29,336 --> 01:50:30,598 and then come to Raajgadh to get me. 1729 01:50:30,670 --> 01:50:31,762 l will send you the address. 1730 01:50:31,872 --> 01:50:34,306 - But you only have two days, otherwise... - Wait a minute! 1731 01:50:34,808 --> 01:50:37,641 What's with the time limit... this attitude? 1732 01:50:38,145 --> 01:50:39,112 What have l done? 1733 01:50:39,179 --> 01:50:40,305 'Bundle of Lies!' 1734 01:50:40,380 --> 01:50:42,848 From dawn to dusk, you keep spinning my brother in a bundle of lies! 1735 01:50:43,650 --> 01:50:45,948 Abhishek Bachchan, l want Abbas back in two days! 1736 01:50:46,786 --> 01:50:47,775 Bye. 1737 01:50:55,729 --> 01:50:57,060 Unbelievable! 1738 01:51:00,467 --> 01:51:02,128 The brother wants Abbas out of the way and... 1739 01:51:02,202 --> 01:51:03,794 the sister wants Abhishek Bachchan out of the way! 1740 01:51:04,304 --> 01:51:06,829 Both of them have turned me into a drum. 1741 01:51:08,308 --> 01:51:09,502 Abbas, l'm leaving. 1742 01:51:09,709 --> 01:51:11,574 Radhika, stop behaving like a child and come back. 1743 01:51:11,645 --> 01:51:12,771 l will do as l have said. 1744 01:51:14,648 --> 01:51:16,275 ln fact, l made it to the bus. 1745 01:51:16,416 --> 01:51:17,713 Radhika, don't be foolish. 1746 01:51:18,018 --> 01:51:19,349 lf your brother finds out... 1747 01:51:26,459 --> 01:51:27,619 Abbas at home? 1748 01:51:29,763 --> 01:51:30,525 No. 1749 01:51:30,597 --> 01:51:32,531 So my suspicion was right. 1750 01:51:33,500 --> 01:51:34,489 Suspicion? 1751 01:51:34,634 --> 01:51:37,159 Radhika is missing since morning and Abbas is not here either. 1752 01:51:38,205 --> 01:51:40,298 Your brother has run away with my sister. 1753 01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:42,574 How can you say that, Prithviji? l am here... 1754 01:51:44,644 --> 01:51:46,578 l mean, as long as l'm here... 1755 01:51:46,646 --> 01:51:48,341 my brother will never take such a step. 1756 01:51:48,415 --> 01:51:49,746 Then where is Radhika? 1757 01:51:55,188 --> 01:51:58,453 Cousin, you're looking for Radhika, right? 1758 01:51:58,892 --> 01:52:01,190 She is going to Raajgadh by bus. 1759 01:52:01,661 --> 01:52:04,653 But the Dharampur bus depot is on the way. 1760 01:52:05,332 --> 01:52:08,563 And Kherwada is ten minutes away from Dharampur. 1761 01:52:09,336 --> 01:52:12,499 Whereas Ranakpur is 30 minutes away. 1762 01:52:12,772 --> 01:52:15,138 l'd like to see how you'll cover... 1763 01:52:15,342 --> 01:52:17,401 a distance of 30 minutes in ten minutes! 1764 01:52:32,626 --> 01:52:35,322 The passengers can freshen up, the bus will halt here for some time. 1765 01:52:35,395 --> 01:52:36,384 Come on... 1766 01:52:51,911 --> 01:52:54,675 Everybody out of the bus, now! 1767 01:52:59,919 --> 01:53:00,908 Move it! 1768 01:53:06,593 --> 01:53:07,582 Get down! 1769 01:53:07,727 --> 01:53:08,887 Everybody out! 1770 01:53:18,438 --> 01:53:19,735 Cousin Prithvi... 1771 01:53:22,175 --> 01:53:23,403 Get down. 1772 01:53:27,681 --> 01:53:28,909 Abbas! 1773 01:53:32,719 --> 01:53:33,743 Prithviji! 1774 01:53:35,689 --> 01:53:36,849 Bhawani start the bus. 1775 01:53:38,224 --> 01:53:39,350 Brother! 1776 01:55:58,865 --> 01:55:59,388 Leave... 1777 01:55:59,466 --> 01:56:00,455 Prithviji... 1778 01:56:00,767 --> 01:56:01,825 Hold on, Prithviji. 1779 01:56:02,902 --> 01:56:04,233 You can't fight blood with blood! 1780 01:56:05,939 --> 01:56:06,928 Come on. 1781 01:56:08,475 --> 01:56:11,808 l warned you never to step out of Ranakpur. 1782 01:56:12,078 --> 01:56:14,069 But you were running away from home, from Ranakpur. 1783 01:56:14,214 --> 01:56:15,112 And for whom? 1784 01:56:15,181 --> 01:56:16,978 That idiot who abandoned you? 1785 01:56:18,751 --> 01:56:20,912 What do you think, Abhishek? Did l say something wrong? 1786 01:56:21,855 --> 01:56:23,322 You are absolutely right, Prithviji. 1787 01:56:23,389 --> 01:56:26,517 Radhika, a real man doesn't run away from problems... 1788 01:56:26,759 --> 01:56:27,987 but he faces them head on. 1789 01:56:28,127 --> 01:56:29,526 - Right, Prithviji? - Yes. 1790 01:56:30,129 --> 01:56:31,562 A real man doesn't care about his own life but... 1791 01:56:31,831 --> 01:56:33,196 puts his own life in danger for his loved ones. 1792 01:56:33,299 --> 01:56:34,857 - Right, Prithviji? - Yes. 1793 01:56:35,034 --> 01:56:37,969 You should look for a life partner who will protect you every minute... 1794 01:56:38,037 --> 01:56:39,026 just like l did. 1795 01:56:39,105 --> 01:56:40,333 - Right, Prithviji? - Yes. 1796 01:56:42,842 --> 01:56:44,104 - Abhishek? - Yes, Prithviji? 1797 01:56:44,777 --> 01:56:46,039 You are absolutely right! 1798 01:56:46,546 --> 01:56:48,480 Searching the whole town and finding him right beside. 1799 01:56:48,915 --> 01:56:51,406 'Boy under armpit and hypercity noise pollution!' 1800 01:56:52,018 --> 01:56:52,484 What? 1801 01:56:52,552 --> 01:56:55,817 Abhishek, do you like Radhika? 1802 01:56:57,323 --> 01:56:58,551 - do l like Radhika? - Wow! 1803 01:56:58,958 --> 01:57:01,290 You like Radhika! Radhika, do you like Abhishek? 1804 01:57:02,028 --> 01:57:03,017 Yes, brother. 1805 01:57:03,196 --> 01:57:04,857 You opened my eyes! 1806 01:57:05,064 --> 01:57:07,328 A real man doesn't run away from problems... 1807 01:57:09,135 --> 01:57:10,830 A real man doesn't care about his own life but... 1808 01:57:10,904 --> 01:57:12,098 ''puts his own life in 1809 01:57:12,205 --> 01:57:13,570 l'm willing to marry him. 1810 01:57:13,840 --> 01:57:15,034 Oh no! l can't get married. 1811 01:57:15,275 --> 01:57:16,264 Why not? 1812 01:57:16,509 --> 01:57:17,840 lt's a personal problem. 1813 01:57:25,151 --> 01:57:27,381 Don't worry, medicines are available these days. 1814 01:57:27,554 --> 01:57:29,522 - And there are clinics everywhere. - Prithviji! 1815 01:57:30,557 --> 01:57:32,149 l can't get married because... 1816 01:57:32,592 --> 01:57:35,959 when my sister is unmarried, how can l get married? 1817 01:57:36,663 --> 01:57:39,496 You also have an unmarried sister. 1818 01:57:40,266 --> 01:57:42,325 Until she doesn't get married, how can you get married? 1819 01:57:46,906 --> 01:57:49,602 Actually, l'm here to talk about bringing our families closer. 1820 01:57:50,143 --> 01:57:51,906 - But Prithviji... - Abhishek... 1821 01:57:52,512 --> 01:57:55,208 When elders are talking, the young shouldn't interrupt. 1822 01:57:56,382 --> 01:57:59,374 'When elder get cozy, younger don't put nosy.' 1823 01:57:59,886 --> 01:58:01,251 Right! 1824 01:58:03,156 --> 01:58:06,387 So, what do you have to say about marriage? 1825 01:58:09,062 --> 01:58:10,962 l never thought about it. 1826 01:58:12,365 --> 01:58:13,457 l understand. 1827 01:58:14,200 --> 01:58:16,361 Looking after the kids and offering prayers to God... 1828 01:58:16,869 --> 01:58:17,858 l don't think you had time to... 1829 01:58:20,573 --> 01:58:23,041 think about Sania and my marriage. 1830 01:58:24,911 --> 01:58:26,970 lf l have your permission... 1831 01:58:27,046 --> 01:58:28,035 Permission? 1832 01:58:28,281 --> 01:58:30,340 Permission from Madhumati? 1833 01:58:31,150 --> 01:58:36,053 To marry an honest and just man like you, l'd jump... 1834 01:58:38,224 --> 01:58:40,488 right into the preparations. 1835 01:58:44,964 --> 01:58:45,931 What do you think you're saying? 1836 01:58:45,999 --> 01:58:47,261 Silence! Didn't you hear... 1837 01:58:47,467 --> 01:58:49,992 When elder get cozy, younger don't put nosy. 1838 01:58:50,403 --> 01:58:54,499 Prithviji, l think you should get married to Sania at the earliest. 1839 01:58:54,707 --> 01:58:56,937 You better decide on the wedding date soon. 1840 01:58:57,443 --> 01:58:58,432 Wow! 1841 01:58:58,678 --> 01:59:00,305 Thank you. 1842 01:59:03,182 --> 01:59:04,171 Listen... 1843 01:59:08,287 --> 01:59:12,621 now two brother's will be busy preparing their sister's marriage. 1844 01:59:13,292 --> 01:59:16,193 'A brother in need is a sister indeed.' 1845 01:59:19,232 --> 01:59:22,292 Why did you have to agree to the marriage? 1846 01:59:22,602 --> 01:59:26,265 ldiot, how can anyone decline to such a match? 1847 01:59:27,974 --> 01:59:29,703 The minute Prithviji realizes that... 1848 01:59:30,243 --> 01:59:32,939 he is not marrying Sania Bachchan but Sania Ali... 1849 01:59:33,413 --> 01:59:34,607 he will shoot all of us! 1850 01:59:34,681 --> 01:59:36,114 Absolutely! Finally! 1851 01:59:36,215 --> 01:59:37,682 Finally, you spoke the truth. 1852 01:59:37,750 --> 01:59:39,377 Prithviji will shoot all of us. 1853 01:59:39,619 --> 01:59:40,745 We are doomed! 1854 01:59:41,120 --> 01:59:43,247 Why don't you make Sania wear a moustache... 1855 01:59:43,456 --> 01:59:47,085 and tell Prithviji that he had seen Sania's sister, Dhaniya! 1856 01:59:47,393 --> 01:59:50,362 You can change you get-up and say you are Govinda! 1857 01:59:50,697 --> 01:59:52,494 And l will say, l'm not Shastri... 1858 01:59:52,565 --> 01:59:54,226 but ajailor from the British era! 1859 01:59:54,300 --> 01:59:55,289 Ha ha! 1860 01:59:56,436 --> 01:59:58,734 How much are you eating, Hari? 1861 01:59:59,138 --> 02:00:00,503 You should save some for the country! 1862 02:00:00,640 --> 02:00:01,766 When you go back to your village... 1863 02:00:02,008 --> 02:00:03,236 they'll think of you as another village. 1864 02:00:03,309 --> 02:00:04,799 Sir... Saniaji. 1865 02:00:19,892 --> 02:00:20,916 Prithviji... 1866 02:00:21,561 --> 02:00:24,462 Sorry, but l can't marry you. 1867 02:00:26,332 --> 02:00:28,960 No girl will reject your proposal but... 1868 02:00:29,669 --> 02:00:35,164 l can't marry you for a personal reason. 1869 02:00:39,278 --> 02:00:40,267 And... 1870 02:00:41,614 --> 02:00:44,014 l had a personal reason for wanting to marry you. 1871 02:01:03,102 --> 02:01:04,091 She is... 1872 02:01:05,738 --> 02:01:08,434 Even l was shocked when l first saw you. 1873 02:01:13,012 --> 02:01:14,172 She is Apeksa. 1874 02:01:15,348 --> 02:01:16,542 l loved her a lot. 1875 02:01:18,217 --> 02:01:21,277 Four years ago she passed away in an accident. 1876 02:01:23,589 --> 02:01:28,185 She is no longer alive and all l have is this picture. 1877 02:01:30,530 --> 02:01:32,020 Radhika doesn't know about her. 1878 02:01:34,734 --> 02:01:36,599 After Apeksa passed away... 1879 02:01:38,004 --> 02:01:39,767 l had no reason to live. 1880 02:01:41,541 --> 02:01:43,441 l devoted myself to the progress of Ranakpur. 1881 02:01:45,478 --> 02:01:50,780 And when l saw you l thought Apeksa was back. 1882 02:01:53,085 --> 02:01:57,749 l forgot that you aren't Apeksa but Sania Bachchan. 1883 02:01:58,524 --> 02:02:01,357 'Bloody fool got emotional.' 1884 02:02:04,430 --> 02:02:06,455 Please forgive me... 1885 02:02:08,234 --> 02:02:11,465 without asking you l came to your place with the proposal. 1886 02:02:14,507 --> 02:02:15,974 Anyway, it happens. 1887 02:02:16,075 --> 02:02:17,770 Happens only in lndia. 1888 02:02:20,213 --> 02:02:21,339 But l am happy that... 1889 02:02:22,582 --> 02:02:24,641 my sister is getting married into your family. 1890 02:02:26,118 --> 02:02:28,586 Abhishek is a good boy. 1891 02:02:29,188 --> 02:02:30,746 Strong, honest. 1892 02:02:32,425 --> 02:02:33,483 l am happy. 1893 02:02:34,560 --> 02:02:35,584 l am very happy. 1894 02:02:37,163 --> 02:02:38,221 l am very happy. 1895 02:03:04,523 --> 02:03:05,512 Abhishek... 1896 02:03:06,826 --> 02:03:08,020 See you tomorrow. 1897 02:03:08,127 --> 02:03:09,958 You better remember to wake up! 1898 02:03:11,030 --> 02:03:12,019 Let's go. 1899 02:03:15,968 --> 02:03:17,026 What's the matter? 1900 02:03:18,104 --> 02:03:19,594 Abbas, we made a big mistake. 1901 02:03:20,473 --> 02:03:21,462 Very big! 1902 02:03:22,675 --> 02:03:26,873 We are cheating the very person who has helped us in every way. 1903 02:03:26,946 --> 02:03:28,072 Every possible way. 1904 02:03:29,882 --> 02:03:31,645 He is so honest and down-to-earth. 1905 02:03:33,019 --> 02:03:37,217 When he figures that Abbas and Abhishek are one and the same... 1906 02:03:39,558 --> 02:03:40,957 You had said... 1907 02:03:41,560 --> 02:03:43,118 if l work with honor... 1908 02:03:43,396 --> 02:03:45,421 ''neither will Allah take offence, 1909 02:03:45,498 --> 02:03:46,863 nor will Lord Ram.'' 1910 02:03:47,166 --> 02:03:49,327 But lying to such a nice person... 1911 02:03:50,036 --> 02:03:52,596 will hurt Gods of every faith in this world! 1912 02:04:24,937 --> 02:04:26,928 Sir... 1913 02:04:32,611 --> 02:04:33,976 Have you lost it? 1914 02:04:34,313 --> 02:04:36,304 Yes, sir! All because of happiness. 1915 02:04:37,316 --> 02:04:40,615 Sir, please deliver Gabbar Singh's legendary dialogue. 1916 02:04:40,953 --> 02:04:41,510 What? 1917 02:04:41,587 --> 02:04:42,576 Please! 1918 02:04:43,322 --> 02:04:44,482 How many were there? 1919 02:04:45,157 --> 02:04:46,886 Not two, but one! 1920 02:04:46,959 --> 02:04:47,550 What? 1921 02:04:47,626 --> 02:04:50,026 l mean, there's only one! 1922 02:05:10,383 --> 02:05:11,645 Sania is right. 1923 02:05:13,319 --> 02:05:15,287 l will go and confess everything to Prithviji. 1924 02:05:15,454 --> 02:05:16,421 What? 1925 02:05:16,489 --> 02:05:18,616 Have you lost your mind? 1926 02:05:18,691 --> 02:05:19,680 Shastriji. 1927 02:05:21,360 --> 02:05:23,658 Prithviji has called the entire family to the mansion. 1928 02:05:37,076 --> 02:05:39,169 Welcome Abhishek Bachchan. 1929 02:05:40,946 --> 02:05:42,675 Greetings mother. 1930 02:05:42,948 --> 02:05:43,937 Greetings. 1931 02:05:45,217 --> 02:05:47,185 Prithviji, why did you call us here? 1932 02:05:49,655 --> 02:05:50,451 Well, l... 1933 02:05:50,523 --> 02:05:52,718 Prithviji, l'm glad you asked all of us to come here. 1934 02:05:57,496 --> 02:05:59,589 Prithviji, we have something to... 1935 02:05:59,665 --> 02:06:01,599 But before that, let me tell you that... 1936 02:06:04,537 --> 02:06:09,440 l have made some changes in the play. 1937 02:06:10,309 --> 02:06:12,402 Please take your seat. 1938 02:06:13,279 --> 02:06:16,009 l want to see everyone's expressions. 1939 02:06:16,082 --> 02:06:19,609 'l wanting to watchman all your express highways.' 1940 02:06:23,689 --> 02:06:24,678 lnteresting! 1941 02:06:25,958 --> 02:06:28,483 Now this muscle-brain will make changes in the play! 1942 02:06:29,195 --> 02:06:30,628 This always happens in our field. 1943 02:06:30,963 --> 02:06:32,430 Once a person becomes a producer... 1944 02:06:32,531 --> 02:06:34,294 he forces himself into the creative aspect too! 1945 02:06:37,503 --> 02:06:42,634 Such waves, such seasons, such times... 1946 02:06:43,008 --> 02:06:48,275 Once there was a King and his minister... 1947 02:06:53,052 --> 02:06:57,785 He was Janakpur's ruler, King Rishiraj Raghuvanshi. 1948 02:06:59,391 --> 02:07:04,488 And his loyal confidante, General Bol Bachchan. 1949 02:07:09,135 --> 02:07:10,693 Bol Bachchan... 1950 02:07:11,303 --> 02:07:14,795 you've been looking after the royal treasury for many months now. 1951 02:07:15,107 --> 02:07:18,042 Rishirajji, my father would say... 1952 02:07:18,310 --> 02:07:24,579 ''Salt increases blood pressure, and 1953 02:07:24,783 --> 02:07:25,772 Brilliant! 1954 02:07:26,085 --> 02:07:27,074 Brilliant! 1955 02:07:27,319 --> 02:07:30,550 When the son is so good, how will the mother be? 1956 02:07:31,490 --> 02:07:32,479 Mother... 1957 02:07:32,558 --> 02:07:35,550 The Lord is great. Pray to the Lord. 1958 02:07:35,694 --> 02:07:37,525 Hari Om! 1959 02:07:37,863 --> 02:07:39,262 Greetings Rishirajji. 1960 02:07:39,498 --> 02:07:41,591 Greetings mother. 1961 02:07:42,568 --> 02:07:48,063 And this is Janakpur's mad man, Uncle Mistri. 1962 02:07:48,440 --> 02:07:53,343 Mother isn't here. 1963 02:07:55,080 --> 02:08:00,313 One day the King took a ride around his kingdom... 1964 02:08:00,452 --> 02:08:05,583 And he saw his minister... 1965 02:08:05,724 --> 02:08:09,091 People were celebrating Eid... 1966 02:08:09,161 --> 02:08:11,152 What a sight it was... 1967 02:08:11,397 --> 02:08:16,494 Once there was a King and his minister... 1968 02:08:22,541 --> 02:08:24,008 l'm not Bol Bachchan... 1969 02:08:24,143 --> 02:08:27,112 l'm his dancer brother, Abba Dabba Jabba. 1970 02:08:28,414 --> 02:08:32,748 And my mother also has an identical sister, Mohra. 1971 02:08:33,185 --> 02:08:34,277 Take a look. 1972 02:08:36,689 --> 02:08:37,678 Greetings. 1973 02:08:38,257 --> 02:08:42,091 l'm a delicate bud, let me bloom. 1974 02:08:42,528 --> 02:08:47,192 l'm A R Rahman's new song, let me grow on you! 1975 02:08:51,136 --> 02:08:55,698 Mother isn't here. 1976 02:09:01,213 --> 02:09:02,805 Today was unbelievable, wasn't it, Sabu? 1977 02:09:09,321 --> 02:09:10,310 Father! 1978 02:09:11,056 --> 02:09:13,752 Rishirajji, my father would say... 1979 02:09:15,394 --> 02:09:18,056 The Lord is great. 1980 02:09:18,831 --> 02:09:21,561 Hari Om! 1981 02:09:21,734 --> 02:09:25,534 Starting today l'll observe a fast everyday. 1982 02:09:25,838 --> 02:09:30,104 This old age is a gift from my youth, Rishirajji. 1983 02:09:31,777 --> 02:09:43,052 And so the King was fooled... 1984 02:10:00,739 --> 02:10:02,366 All of you fooled me. 1985 02:10:03,742 --> 02:10:05,209 And l got fooled! 1986 02:10:06,545 --> 02:10:08,513 l believed every lie to be the truth. 1987 02:10:10,516 --> 02:10:12,746 l'm muscle-brain, so... 1988 02:10:13,719 --> 02:10:17,587 l don't think with my mind, but with my heart. 1989 02:10:20,893 --> 02:10:22,554 l respected the uncle as an uncle... 1990 02:10:24,830 --> 02:10:26,491 l considered mother as a mother... 1991 02:10:30,803 --> 02:10:33,135 l kept all of you close to my heart... 1992 02:10:36,342 --> 02:10:38,310 because l don't think with my mind... 1993 02:10:44,316 --> 02:10:46,307 but not anymore. 1994 02:10:48,921 --> 02:10:52,152 You've trampled my heart, ripped it, broken it. 1995 02:10:52,591 --> 02:10:54,752 And now the mighty Prithviraj Raghuvanshi... 1996 02:10:54,827 --> 02:10:57,489 will break your bones! 1997 02:10:57,930 --> 02:11:00,728 'l will put the last nail polish in the coffin!' 1998 02:11:00,799 --> 02:11:02,323 Because... 1999 02:11:02,668 --> 02:11:05,330 Now l've lost it! 2000 02:11:07,373 --> 02:11:08,362 Wait a minute! 2001 02:11:08,774 --> 02:11:10,366 Actually, this has been a miscalculation... 2002 02:11:10,442 --> 02:11:11,500 misconception, misapplication... 2003 02:11:11,577 --> 02:11:12,839 misapprehension, misinterpretation. 2004 02:11:12,945 --> 02:11:15,175 This is supercalifragilisti cexpialidocious! 2005 02:11:17,449 --> 02:11:18,438 Radhika! 2006 02:11:37,336 --> 02:11:39,361 Abbas, Prithviji is here! 2007 02:11:47,780 --> 02:11:48,872 What will happen now? 2008 02:11:49,314 --> 02:11:50,781 Prithviji won't spare us! 2009 02:12:20,679 --> 02:12:21,668 Abbas! 2010 02:13:20,105 --> 02:13:21,697 Faster! Faster! Step on it! 2011 02:13:25,210 --> 02:13:27,644 Prithviji is back again. He is right behind us. 2012 02:13:31,884 --> 02:13:34,352 Stop the car! Let's run for our lives! 2013 02:13:41,226 --> 02:13:42,284 Father! 2014 02:13:43,695 --> 02:13:45,026 Be careful! 2015 02:13:48,433 --> 02:13:49,900 Abbas! 2016 02:14:39,418 --> 02:14:40,407 Brother! 2017 02:14:44,356 --> 02:14:45,345 Sir! 2018 02:14:45,991 --> 02:14:47,117 - Prithviji! - Brother! 2019 02:14:47,225 --> 02:14:49,125 Sir! 2020 02:14:50,929 --> 02:14:53,363 - Someone help sir. - Help! 2021 02:14:53,498 --> 02:14:55,022 Abbas, all this is only because of you. 2022 02:14:55,167 --> 02:14:57,135 Listen Abbas... you will save my boss. 2023 02:14:57,469 --> 02:14:58,766 - Me? - Yes! 2024 02:14:58,971 --> 02:15:00,438 Have you seen how deep the ravine is? 2025 02:15:00,739 --> 02:15:02,969 The more l climb down, the more l'll be closer to heaven. 2026 02:15:03,108 --> 02:15:04,040 - Abbas! - Yes? 2027 02:15:04,109 --> 02:15:07,078 All that Prithviji is going through is only because of your lie. 2028 02:15:07,379 --> 02:15:09,210 When did it change from 'our lie' to 'my lie'? 2029 02:15:09,281 --> 02:15:10,305 l don't want to talk about it. 2030 02:15:10,382 --> 02:15:12,509 lf you don't save him, l will never see your face again. 2031 02:15:12,884 --> 02:15:13,782 - Abbas! - Yes? 2032 02:15:13,852 --> 02:15:15,376 l'm Prithviraj Raghuvanshi's sister. 2033 02:15:15,454 --> 02:15:16,079 So? 2034 02:15:16,154 --> 02:15:18,418 lf you don't save him, l will never see your face again. 2035 02:15:18,724 --> 02:15:19,782 - Abbas! - Yes? 2036 02:15:19,958 --> 02:15:22,324 And l will support my elders, my elder sisters. 2037 02:15:22,461 --> 02:15:23,257 Huh? 2038 02:15:23,328 --> 02:15:24,488 Even l will never see your face again. 2039 02:15:24,563 --> 02:15:26,121 l will never see your face again. 2040 02:15:26,198 --> 02:15:27,324 Even l will never see your face again! 2041 02:15:33,071 --> 02:15:34,095 Great! 2042 02:15:35,340 --> 02:15:37,001 On that point all five of you agree! 2043 02:15:37,175 --> 02:15:38,540 And l'm between the devil and the deep blue sea! 2044 02:15:41,446 --> 02:15:42,504 What do you think? 2045 02:15:42,914 --> 02:15:44,279 That you will tell me and l will go to help? 2046 02:15:44,349 --> 02:15:46,044 No way! Who do you think l am? 2047 02:15:46,385 --> 02:15:48,046 You think l'm the man who doesn't get hurt? 2048 02:15:48,120 --> 02:15:49,815 You think l'm a superhero with a cape? 2049 02:15:50,455 --> 02:15:51,820 l'm brave-heart! 2050 02:15:52,024 --> 02:15:53,491 But with this brave-heart, l also have a mind. 2051 02:15:54,493 --> 02:15:56,484 And my mind says that l... 2052 02:16:01,433 --> 02:16:04,095 Mummy! 2053 02:16:07,973 --> 02:16:08,905 Prithviji... 2054 02:16:08,974 --> 02:16:09,963 Prithviji help! 2055 02:16:10,075 --> 02:16:11,235 Pr... Pr... 2056 02:16:11,376 --> 02:16:12,900 Prithviji... 2057 02:16:15,347 --> 02:16:16,041 Prithviji! 2058 02:16:16,114 --> 02:16:17,172 What are you doing here? 2059 02:16:19,051 --> 02:16:21,542 l've risked my life to save you. 2060 02:16:21,953 --> 02:16:23,250 - l Forgive you. - What? 2061 02:16:23,455 --> 02:16:25,423 That's what you should tell me. 'l forgive you'. 2062 02:16:25,524 --> 02:16:26,923 Let's go home, there's lots to be done. 2063 02:16:26,992 --> 02:16:29,392 Prithviraj Raghuvanshi worships the truth. 2064 02:16:29,528 --> 02:16:32,292 - And buries... - Shut up! 2065 02:16:36,368 --> 02:16:37,357 Ravi Shastri! 2066 02:16:37,469 --> 02:16:39,300 You're an insult to a great cricketer. 2067 02:16:39,371 --> 02:16:41,271 Sania, you are my sister. 2068 02:16:41,339 --> 02:16:42,863 Radhika, you are my love. 2069 02:16:43,975 --> 02:16:45,636 Yet both of you are supporting him? 2070 02:16:45,911 --> 02:16:46,809 Shut up! 2071 02:16:46,878 --> 02:16:47,867 You too! 2072 02:16:49,948 --> 02:16:51,506 lf Aurangzeb's grandmother were alive today... 2073 02:16:51,583 --> 02:16:52,572 even she would call you 'elder sister'! 2074 02:16:52,651 --> 02:16:53,242 Shut up! 2075 02:16:53,318 --> 02:16:54,148 Listen... 2076 02:16:54,252 --> 02:16:55,617 No, Prithviji! 2077 02:16:56,254 --> 02:16:58,188 Today you will listen to me. 2078 02:16:58,990 --> 02:17:02,187 lf you had broken the lock of a mosque... 2079 02:17:02,594 --> 02:17:04,562 would you say you are Prithviraj? 2080 02:17:04,629 --> 02:17:05,493 No! 2081 02:17:06,064 --> 02:17:07,361 You know what you'd say? 2082 02:17:07,599 --> 02:17:10,966 My name is Parvez Musharraf! That's what you would say. 2083 02:17:11,169 --> 02:17:14,605 lf in a ring filled with wrestlers, you ask questions like... 2084 02:17:14,940 --> 02:17:16,407 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'... 2085 02:17:16,575 --> 02:17:18,634 anybody would be scared for their life! 2086 02:17:19,244 --> 02:17:21,178 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2087 02:17:21,947 --> 02:17:24,040 You want to observe a fast for mother, do it! 2088 02:17:24,316 --> 02:17:26,181 But why did you have to come home? 2089 02:17:26,284 --> 02:17:29,185 A child takes nine months to come into this world. 2090 02:17:29,588 --> 02:17:31,215 But l was so afraid of you that... 2091 02:17:31,423 --> 02:17:34,586 l came up with three mothers in one day! 2092 02:17:35,026 --> 02:17:37,119 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2093 02:17:38,263 --> 02:17:39,628 You not only gave me ajob... 2094 02:17:39,965 --> 02:17:42,934 you also gave my brother ajob! 2095 02:17:43,201 --> 02:17:45,567 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2096 02:17:46,738 --> 02:17:49,070 l fell in love with your sister. 2097 02:17:49,508 --> 02:17:50,202 l did! 2098 02:17:50,275 --> 02:17:52,175 But you also fell in love with my sister. 2099 02:17:52,611 --> 02:17:54,272 But l will die Tommy's death? 2100 02:17:54,579 --> 02:17:56,706 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2101 02:17:56,948 --> 02:17:57,710 Brother! 2102 02:18:01,353 --> 02:18:03,048 Can l bare my heart out to you? 2103 02:18:04,022 --> 02:18:06,582 At work, l didn't cheat you, not even for a rupee! 2104 02:18:07,359 --> 02:18:09,350 l thought... if l continue working honestly... 2105 02:18:10,362 --> 02:18:13,195 neither will Allah take offence, nor will Lord Ram. 2106 02:18:16,768 --> 02:18:21,364 But if you still think l am wrong... 2107 02:18:21,540 --> 02:18:22,302 l... 2108 02:18:23,375 --> 02:18:25,366 l will jump from here. 2109 02:18:27,546 --> 02:18:29,309 lt is better to die than to lie, Prithviji! 2110 02:18:31,416 --> 02:18:32,440 l am going, okay! 2111 02:18:32,584 --> 02:18:34,449 Don't try to stop me, please! Don't stop me! 2112 02:18:34,719 --> 02:18:36,311 Don't hold my hand, okay? 2113 02:18:36,388 --> 02:18:37,719 Don't hold my hand! 2114 02:18:38,290 --> 02:18:39,484 Prithviji! 2115 02:18:43,428 --> 02:18:44,725 Prithviji, don't let go of me! 2116 02:18:44,796 --> 02:18:46,593 Don't let go of my hand! l will fall! 2117 02:18:48,099 --> 02:18:50,226 Prithviji! Prithviji! 2118 02:18:50,468 --> 02:18:52,368 Don't let go of my hand or l'll die! 2119 02:18:52,504 --> 02:18:53,562 Now do you see... 2120 02:18:53,772 --> 02:18:56,639 where a bundle of lies leads a person to? 2121 02:18:57,008 --> 02:18:59,340 You believe in the Almighty and now you would've been with Him! 2122 02:19:00,579 --> 02:19:02,376 Moreover, you called me black? 2123 02:19:02,814 --> 02:19:03,644 Black? 2124 02:19:04,049 --> 02:19:04,811 You said... 2125 02:19:05,183 --> 02:19:08,175 ''Prithviji... 2126 02:19:08,353 --> 02:19:09,217 Oh no! 2127 02:19:09,287 --> 02:19:11,482 Never mind, l forgive you. 2128 02:19:12,624 --> 02:19:15,559 Even if you bow before a stone, that stone becomes God... 2129 02:19:16,294 --> 02:19:20,196 and if you say it from the heart, even stone-cold Prithvi melts! 2130 02:19:21,166 --> 02:19:23,157 l'll bare my heart to you. 2131 02:19:23,802 --> 02:19:26,066 l'm actually very proud of you. 2132 02:19:28,206 --> 02:19:31,334 l'm really very proud to have you. 2133 02:19:32,544 --> 02:19:35,274 My chest has become Blouse. 2134 02:19:35,380 --> 02:19:36,642 Prithviji! 2135 02:19:37,549 --> 02:19:39,380 l will never ever lie again, Prithviji! 2136 02:19:39,451 --> 02:19:41,180 But l want you to promise me something... 2137 02:19:41,453 --> 02:19:43,114 that you will never talk in English again! 2138 02:19:43,188 --> 02:19:44,712 - Please! - What? 2139 02:19:44,789 --> 02:19:47,121 Now pull me up, please! l'm really scared. 2140 02:19:47,292 --> 02:19:48,554 Pull!