WEBVTT FILE 1 00:07:31.131 --> 00:07:35.124 Your Honor, these people are lying. 2 00:07:35.602 --> 00:07:37.297 l swear on the Bhagawad Gita. 3 00:07:39.239 --> 00:07:41.833 This is the first dialogue of the play, but where is the Gita? 4 00:07:42.142 --> 00:07:44.167 And what about the portrait of Gandhi behind that chair? 5 00:07:44.244 --> 00:07:46.235 Sorry, ma'am, l forgot. l'll get it done. 6 00:07:48.081 --> 00:07:49.912 How much longer do l wait, Madam Art Director? 7 00:07:50.350 --> 00:07:52.341 Here you are trying to set up this court while... 8 00:07:52.519 --> 00:07:54.009 tomorrow is the hearing at the actual court! 9 00:07:54.387 --> 00:07:56.321 Where is your brother Abbas? 10 00:08:06.900 --> 00:08:07.992 Sir... 11 00:08:09.169 --> 00:08:13.162 you know how much l've struggled to pay the legal fees. 12 00:08:13.640 --> 00:08:15.130 Trying to keep up with this case for the last three years... 13 00:08:15.208 --> 00:08:16.539 l was forced to sell my taxi. 14 00:08:17.443 --> 00:08:20.879 And now he is driving the taxi for the people who bought it! 15 00:08:23.316 --> 00:08:25.511 Sir, after our father passed away... 16 00:08:25.585 --> 00:08:27.553 ...his elder brother seized our land illegally. 17 00:08:28.288 --> 00:08:31.018 Now he wants the house that we live in. 18 00:08:32.292 --> 00:08:35.887 lf we win this case, the house will remain ours and... 19 00:08:37.363 --> 00:08:39.160 we will be close to our father's memories. 20 00:08:39.332 --> 00:08:40.299 Yes, sir. 21 00:08:41.434 --> 00:08:42.025 Please. 22 00:08:43.303 --> 00:08:46.033 Tomorrow the ruling should be in our favor. 23 00:08:46.239 --> 00:08:47.433 Don't worry, Abbas. 24 00:08:47.874 --> 00:08:49.637 Tomorrow in the court, the ball will be in our court! 25 00:08:50.009 --> 00:08:50.941 We will win. 26 00:08:51.010 --> 00:08:53.069 But you've been assuring us for the past three years! 27 00:08:53.246 --> 00:08:55.180 This isn't an assurance, it's a guarantee, Sania. 28 00:08:55.448 --> 00:08:59.111 Abbas, l've worked the case in such a manner that... 29 00:08:59.319 --> 00:09:00.911 ...the accused will also pay compensation... 30 00:09:00.987 --> 00:09:02.420 ...for the mental harassment they've caused us. 31 00:09:02.655 --> 00:09:03.314 Really? 32 00:09:03.389 --> 00:09:06.449 Yes, the judge will be so impressed with my plea that... 33 00:09:06.593 --> 00:09:08.322 before he can pass the judgment he will say... 34 00:09:09.028 --> 00:09:10.154 l am shocked! 35 00:09:11.264 --> 00:09:15.166 The arguments and evidence presented by Abbas Ali's lawyer... 36 00:09:15.368 --> 00:09:18.360 clearly state that the disputed property doesn't belong to... 37 00:09:18.705 --> 00:09:19.694 Abbas Ali. 38 00:09:21.507 --> 00:09:23.941 The rightful owner of the property is Ashfaq Ali. 39 00:09:24.611 --> 00:09:28.479 Now he can sue Abbas Ali for mental harassment. 40 00:09:30.483 --> 00:09:31.973 Case is dismissed! 41 00:09:33.553 --> 00:09:34.417 Hey wait... 42 00:09:34.988 --> 00:09:36.421 where are you running? 43 00:09:37.624 --> 00:09:39.649 Come here! 44 00:09:39.726 --> 00:09:41.284 You've ruined me! 45 00:09:41.361 --> 00:09:42.919 - Abbas, l'm your lawyer. - Lawyer? 46 00:09:43.096 --> 00:09:44.723 You're the last nail in the coffin! 47 00:09:45.732 --> 00:09:47.393 We'll appeal the case higher... 48 00:09:47.634 --> 00:09:49.192 l'll send you higher! 49 00:09:51.004 --> 00:09:51.663 Abbas! 50 00:09:55.074 --> 00:09:55.733 Abbas! 51 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:01.970 You went overboard, Abbas! 52 00:10:02.148 --> 00:10:04.616 You beat up your lawyer outside the court! 53 00:10:05.184 --> 00:10:09.553 Thankfully Sania called me and l posted your bail. 54 00:10:10.123 --> 00:10:13.024 Before doing something like that, didn't you think about your sister? 55 00:10:13.092 --> 00:10:16.687 Uncle, l did think about Sania and that's why l merely beat him up. 56 00:10:17.463 --> 00:10:19.693 Otherwise l would've smashed him with the judge's gavel! 57 00:10:20.133 --> 00:10:22.397 Abbas, l agree we've been deceived... 58 00:10:22.769 --> 00:10:24.964 but that doesn't mean you go on a killing spree. 59 00:10:25.038 --> 00:10:26.232 What do you want me to do, Sania? 60 00:10:26.306 --> 00:10:26.738 What do l do? 61 00:10:27.273 --> 00:10:28.365 We've lost father's house. 62 00:10:28.741 --> 00:10:31.005 The taxi owner has refused me from driving his taxi. 63 00:10:31.077 --> 00:10:32.135 He says l'm a convict. 64 00:10:32.245 --> 00:10:33.769 ln such a situation one is bound to lose control. 65 00:10:34.013 --> 00:10:35.503 Take it easy, Abbas. 66 00:10:35.782 --> 00:10:37.079 Take it easy. 67 00:10:37.684 --> 00:10:39.379 Sania, get him some tea. 68 00:10:39.619 --> 00:10:41.177 Go get some tea. 69 00:10:47.460 --> 00:10:51.089 Now l've realised why the Taj Mahal is called a 'wonder'. 70 00:10:51.731 --> 00:10:52.789 What do you mean? 71 00:10:56.069 --> 00:11:00.165 Shah Jahan built the Taj Mahal without a bank loan. 72 00:11:01.107 --> 00:11:02.074 A wonder! 73 00:11:03.109 --> 00:11:07.478 The middle class person has such basic desires. 74 00:11:09.515 --> 00:11:12.780 A six figure salary, five working days... 75 00:11:14.354 --> 00:11:15.616 a four wheeler... 76 00:11:16.322 --> 00:11:17.619 a three bedroom apartment... 77 00:11:18.424 --> 00:11:21.120 two kids and a life partner. 78 00:11:21.627 --> 00:11:23.117 But the fact is... 79 00:11:25.098 --> 00:11:30.695 the heaviest burden a man can have is his empty pocket. 80 00:11:32.038 --> 00:11:32.834 Abbas! 81 00:11:33.473 --> 00:11:36.237 You value the good times only after going through tough times. 82 00:11:38.244 --> 00:11:39.404 Thank you, uncle. 83 00:11:41.047 --> 00:11:44.448 For confirming that l am going through tough times. 84 00:11:45.385 --> 00:11:47.376 lt's good to understand your predicament but... 85 00:11:47.754 --> 00:11:50.188 it's foolish to cry over it. 86 00:11:50.690 --> 00:11:54.285 Listen, you and Sania should come with me to Ranakpur. 87 00:11:56.229 --> 00:11:56.854 Ranakpur? 88 00:11:57.196 --> 00:11:57.787 Yes! 89 00:11:58.164 --> 00:12:01.725 Your father and l weren't merely friends. 90 00:12:01.868 --> 00:12:03.096 We were more like brothers. 91 00:12:03.536 --> 00:12:05.504 Now, you will do as l say. 92 00:12:05.872 --> 00:12:07.635 lf you stay back here... 93 00:12:07.707 --> 00:12:10.733 ...you'll see your cousins everyday and curse your life. 94 00:12:11.511 --> 00:12:15.345 l will try my best to get you ajob at the place l'm working. 95 00:12:16.149 --> 00:12:17.514 Ranakpur is an amazing place. 96 00:12:21.521 --> 00:12:24.615 There's no politics there, and no mad rush like the city. 97 00:12:26.492 --> 00:12:29.120 lt's peaceful everywhere you go. 98 00:12:30.263 --> 00:12:31.355 Happiness... 99 00:12:32.498 --> 00:12:33.795 Serene and calm... 100 00:12:34.033 --> 00:12:35.295 Help! 101 00:13:01.260 --> 00:13:04.957 l've been working for the Raghuvanshi family since 30 years. 102 00:13:05.498 --> 00:13:08.956 Earlier l worked for the father and now for his son, Prithviraj. 103 00:13:12.171 --> 00:13:13.661 Prithviraj is a great human being. 104 00:13:14.006 --> 00:13:15.030 He is passionate about two things. 105 00:13:15.308 --> 00:13:16.206 First... 106 00:13:21.280 --> 00:13:22.178 And the second is... 107 00:13:22.248 --> 00:13:24.512 to speak English better than the English themselves! 108 00:13:24.984 --> 00:13:27.350 'Early to double bed and early to wake up fast... 109 00:13:27.620 --> 00:13:31.056 makes a male healthy, strong and oversmart!' 110 00:13:31.724 --> 00:13:34.693 'Eat lots and lots of walnuts, tighten your loincloth... 111 00:13:35.061 --> 00:13:38.588 and fight with bare hands, no knives, no forks!' 112 00:13:41.734 --> 00:13:43.497 Even more than the English language... 113 00:13:43.669 --> 00:13:46.502 he loves his sister, Radhika, very much. 114 00:13:48.441 --> 00:13:50.671 Right now Radhika is studying in a Delhi university. 115 00:13:50.743 --> 00:13:54.144 But when it comes to the prosperity and progress of Ranakpur... 116 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:56.277 Prithviraj is always at the forefront! 117 00:13:56.582 --> 00:14:01.747 This year he will also begin work on the Deteron power plant. 118 00:14:02.221 --> 00:14:05.713 But every now and then the power plant project is disrupted... 119 00:14:05.791 --> 00:14:08.089 ...by his cousin, Vikrant. 120 00:14:08.794 --> 00:14:11.729 And that adds fuel to their decade's old family feud. 121 00:14:19.305 --> 00:14:22.502 Vikrant is against both Prithviraj and the power project. 122 00:14:23.142 --> 00:14:25.167 Prithviraj seems like an honest and righteous man. 123 00:14:25.444 --> 00:14:28.208 l think your decision to get Abbas ajob here is absolutely right. 124 00:14:28.381 --> 00:14:30.611 Prithviraj hates one thing though. 125 00:14:31.184 --> 00:14:31.809 What? 126 00:14:32.218 --> 00:14:33.515 Lies. 127 00:14:36.289 --> 00:14:36.778 How do you feel? 128 00:14:37.023 --> 00:14:38.547 Doctor, l'm in a lot of pain. 129 00:14:38.824 --> 00:14:39.688 Have some water. 130 00:14:40.359 --> 00:14:41.257 Thank you! 131 00:14:41.827 --> 00:14:42.691 Save me! 132 00:14:42.762 --> 00:14:44.286 Not, 'save me'. 'saved... saved.' 133 00:14:44.430 --> 00:14:45.556 He brought you here. 134 00:14:45.698 --> 00:14:46.665 Tell me something... 135 00:14:46.732 --> 00:14:48.222 who is the monster that did this to you? 136 00:14:48.301 --> 00:14:49.393 l did. 137 00:14:50.236 --> 00:14:52.170 l beat him up. 138 00:14:52.438 --> 00:14:53.564 You beat him up and then got him here? 139 00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:55.698 There was a lot of dirt in him. 140 00:14:56.809 --> 00:14:58.436 lt was necessary to get it out. 141 00:14:58.744 --> 00:15:02.475 As for bringing him here, its compassion. 142 00:15:02.848 --> 00:15:03.837 But what did he do? 143 00:15:04.150 --> 00:15:05.344 What did he do? 144 00:15:05.484 --> 00:15:06.314 Fraud! 145 00:15:06.819 --> 00:15:12.121 Though he was the supervisor, he embezzled 99 Rupees. 146 00:15:12.425 --> 00:15:13.585 Just 99 Rupees? 147 00:15:13.659 --> 00:15:15.456 lt's not about 99 Rupees! 148 00:15:16.495 --> 00:15:17.860 The thing is he lied! 149 00:15:19.131 --> 00:15:22.294 Prithviraj Raghuvanshi worships the truth. 150 00:15:23.336 --> 00:15:26.328 And buries the one who lies. 151 00:15:27.340 --> 00:15:28.739 Everyways, doctor... 152 00:15:29.609 --> 00:15:33.511 be it sunrise or sunfall, five star backhand service. 153 00:15:33.779 --> 00:15:37.647 Nurse, keep window shopping open, let atmosphere come in. 154 00:15:38.084 --> 00:15:38.641 Maakhan! 155 00:15:38.784 --> 00:15:39.478 Sir? 156 00:15:39.552 --> 00:15:41.417 Bring freshful flowers and fruitables. 157 00:15:41.487 --> 00:15:42.511 lmpossible! 158 00:15:43.122 --> 00:15:44.214 Rest in peace! 159 00:15:46.092 --> 00:15:46.751 Listen! 160 00:15:46.826 --> 00:15:47.793 Sir? 161 00:15:49.695 --> 00:15:51.629 Next time you lie... 162 00:15:51.697 --> 00:15:53.688 you can let go of the reward... 163 00:15:55.568 --> 00:15:57.365 because l'll do the deed. 164 00:15:57.903 --> 00:15:59.200 - Maakhan! - Sir? 165 00:15:59.538 --> 00:16:00.800 Get someone else in his place. 166 00:16:02.541 --> 00:16:04.600 That idiot, Ravi, he is late yet again. 167 00:16:05.311 --> 00:16:06.778 He isn't a son, but a curse. 168 00:16:07.246 --> 00:16:09.407 He is reason for my ill-health! 169 00:16:10.149 --> 00:16:12.174 Uncle, l'm sure there's a reason for him being late. 170 00:16:12.251 --> 00:16:13.309 There is only one reason! 171 00:16:13.386 --> 00:16:15.650 His third-class Aflatoon drama company. 172 00:16:18.291 --> 00:16:19.280 Come on fast. 173 00:16:19.425 --> 00:16:20.983 There he is. 174 00:16:21.460 --> 00:16:22.154 Abbas! 175 00:16:22.228 --> 00:16:23.217 Sania! 176 00:16:24.297 --> 00:16:27.027 My friend Abbas! You are finally here! 177 00:16:28.334 --> 00:16:29.926 - Hi, welcome Sania. - Thank you. 178 00:16:30.102 --> 00:16:32.730 Well, l've visited you a lot in Delhi and so... 179 00:16:33.239 --> 00:16:38.006 we welcome you on your first visit to Ranakpur. 180 00:16:39.679 --> 00:16:43.171 The thing is we didn't even change our costumes to come and see you... 181 00:16:43.349 --> 00:16:45.112 But you are still late! 182 00:16:45.217 --> 00:16:46.582 l've been standing here because of you! 183 00:16:46.652 --> 00:16:48.950 You aren't the proverbial coin to stand on its side. 184 00:16:49.188 --> 00:16:50.678 You could've sat on the bench, Shastri. 185 00:16:50.756 --> 00:16:51.688 Shastri? 186 00:16:52.091 --> 00:16:53.217 Show some respect! 187 00:16:53.392 --> 00:16:56.054 At least honor the character of Lord Ram! 188 00:16:56.429 --> 00:16:57.589 Calling your father by his name! 189 00:16:57.663 --> 00:17:00.063 lt depends on who the father is! 190 00:17:00.433 --> 00:17:02.663 You can't compare King Dashrath with Shastri. 191 00:17:03.202 --> 00:17:05.568 - Ravi! - Shastri! 192 00:17:05.638 --> 00:17:07.162 - Take the luggage! - Okay. 193 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:09.305 Drama company, come on! 194 00:17:09.508 --> 00:17:11.635 Your drama company really is Aflatoon! 195 00:17:11.744 --> 00:17:12.676 A play in every village? 196 00:17:12.745 --> 00:17:14.212 Dude, we are vagabonds. 197 00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:16.311 And vagabonds do their own thing. 198 00:17:16.782 --> 00:17:18.079 l only want half a cup. 199 00:17:18.217 --> 00:17:19.149 Shastri! 200 00:17:19.385 --> 00:17:23.151 The cup will be full, but fill it only half with tea, Sania. 201 00:17:24.156 --> 00:17:25.646 That's nice. Very good. 202 00:17:26.058 --> 00:17:29.152 Sania, l was thinking, now that you are here... 203 00:17:29.328 --> 00:17:32.229 why don't you decorate the stage for the Aflatoon drama company? 204 00:17:32.365 --> 00:17:34.060 We won't get a better art director than you. 205 00:17:34.133 --> 00:17:34.565 What do you say, Abbas? 206 00:17:34.700 --> 00:17:35.462 Great! 207 00:17:35.634 --> 00:17:38.501 Finally someone wise in this bunch ofjokers! 208 00:17:38.571 --> 00:17:40.436 - Shastri! - Ravi! 209 00:17:40.573 --> 00:17:41.471 Hey... hold on! 210 00:17:42.341 --> 00:17:44.468 At least tell me what is the theme of your play? 211 00:17:44.543 --> 00:17:46.602 l'll have to think along those lines. 212 00:17:47.213 --> 00:17:51.149 Sania, people get inspired by plays and make films. 213 00:17:51.217 --> 00:17:55.586 But for the first time l've written this play inspired by films. 214 00:17:55.688 --> 00:17:57.622 Really? What is the name of your play? 215 00:17:59.091 --> 00:17:59.819 Golmaal! 216 00:18:00.726 --> 00:18:01.715 Brilliant! 217 00:18:02.294 --> 00:18:04.694 What else can be expected from idiots like you! 218 00:18:05.364 --> 00:18:06.558 Useless! 219 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:07.595 Golmaal! 220 00:18:07.666 --> 00:18:08.826 Golmaal! 221 00:18:09.435 --> 00:18:12.199 All day this old man keeps talking nonsense. 222 00:18:12.471 --> 00:18:14.701 We can't even rehearse over here because of him. 223 00:18:14.774 --> 00:18:15.570 Why not? 224 00:18:15.641 --> 00:18:17.165 The old man is home! 225 00:18:17.243 --> 00:18:18.437 - Shastri! - Ravi! 226 00:18:18.511 --> 00:18:21.139 - Shastri! - Ravi! 227 00:18:21.447 --> 00:18:24.382 Wait a minute! 228 00:18:25.718 --> 00:18:27.686 You are Shastri and he is Ravi. 229 00:18:27.987 --> 00:18:29.215 - Yes. - Right. 230 00:18:30.122 --> 00:18:32.249 lf not here, then where do you rehearse? 231 00:18:33.626 --> 00:18:35.059 Sir! 232 00:18:35.327 --> 00:18:36.692 My father used to say that... 233 00:18:36.762 --> 00:18:40.391 a man should respect his values and his moustache. 234 00:18:41.267 --> 00:18:44.395 Moustache is the mirror of human soul and mind, sir. 235 00:18:45.271 --> 00:18:47.364 Moustache is the mirror of the mind, sir? 236 00:18:47.473 --> 00:18:48.497 lmpressive! 237 00:18:49.241 --> 00:18:52.233 Your father has such remarkable thinking. 238 00:18:52.645 --> 00:18:54.306 What you've said is priceless! 239 00:18:54.380 --> 00:18:57.611 A man who has no moustache, has no mind! 240 00:18:58.083 --> 00:19:00.449 By the way, where is your father? 241 00:19:01.287 --> 00:19:05.656 Sir, my father passed away four years ago. 242 00:19:06.158 --> 00:19:07.056 That's good. 243 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:08.121 Oops! 244 00:19:08.294 --> 00:19:09.261 Cut! Cut! 245 00:19:09.728 --> 00:19:10.592 Blackout! 246 00:19:10.663 --> 00:19:11.561 Next scene! 247 00:19:13.032 --> 00:19:14.260 Wow! Such great acting! 248 00:19:14.667 --> 00:19:16.362 Your play is a superhit! 249 00:19:16.469 --> 00:19:18.460 Thank you, Abbas! 250 00:19:19.205 --> 00:19:19.637 Abbas... 251 00:19:19.705 --> 00:19:21.332 l want you to pray that... 252 00:19:21.507 --> 00:19:23.839 just as my first play, Alibaba and the 15 Thieves... 253 00:19:24.243 --> 00:19:25.574 even this play is a success. 254 00:19:25.845 --> 00:19:27.039 15 Thieves? 255 00:19:28.147 --> 00:19:29.671 Didn't Alibaba have 40 Thieves? 256 00:19:29.849 --> 00:19:33.478 We enact this in villages and budgets are an issue. 257 00:19:33.619 --> 00:19:35.519 Therefore, Alibaba and the 15 Thieves! 258 00:19:36.455 --> 00:19:37.149 - Ravi... - Yes? 259 00:19:37.223 --> 00:19:38.690 l've a list of things l would need. 260 00:19:38.858 --> 00:19:39.688 Very good. 261 00:19:40.059 --> 00:19:40.855 Kailash... Lucky... 262 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:43.424 take Sania along to Pichku's store. 263 00:19:43.496 --> 00:19:44.758 And buy everything on credit, okay? 264 00:19:45.097 --> 00:19:46.530 Budget is a major problem. 265 00:19:46.599 --> 00:19:49.864 Chintu, get down or you might fall. 266 00:19:50.803 --> 00:19:53.465 Ravi, please tell him. 267 00:19:53.772 --> 00:19:55.637 Chintu... Chintu... 268 00:19:56.342 --> 00:19:58.071 What are you doing up there? 269 00:19:59.111 --> 00:20:00.578 Get down! You might fall. 270 00:20:01.647 --> 00:20:02.671 - Ravi... - Yes? 271 00:20:03.215 --> 00:20:05.615 Why is that temple over there locked? 272 00:20:06.218 --> 00:20:08.618 Abbas, this temple stands on the border of Ranakpur and Kherwada. 273 00:20:09.321 --> 00:20:11.380 This is the result of hostility between the two villages. 274 00:20:11.891 --> 00:20:14.325 A 'no entry' sign at the temple door. 275 00:20:15.861 --> 00:20:16.725 Chintu! 276 00:20:20.432 --> 00:20:21.296 Chintu! 277 00:20:22.201 --> 00:20:23.634 Someone save my son. 278 00:20:30.409 --> 00:20:32.274 Someone save my son. 279 00:20:32.344 --> 00:20:34.710 My son... he can't swim! 280 00:20:36.248 --> 00:20:37.272 My son! 281 00:21:12.151 --> 00:21:13.618 What do you think you're doing? Have you lost it? 282 00:21:13.686 --> 00:21:14.983 You'll get into trouble, if you step into the temple. 283 00:21:15.054 --> 00:21:15.986 Let's go away from here. 284 00:21:22.361 --> 00:21:25.728 My son... 285 00:21:25.798 --> 00:21:28.028 Thank you so much! You saved my son. 286 00:21:28.233 --> 00:21:28.995 Abbas! 287 00:21:29.134 --> 00:21:30.032 What did you do? 288 00:21:30.302 --> 00:21:31.963 You broke the temple lock? 289 00:21:32.204 --> 00:21:33.171 That kid would've drowned! 290 00:21:33.238 --> 00:21:34.000 But still... 291 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:44.314 Let's get away from here. 292 00:21:45.384 --> 00:21:46.112 Wait! 293 00:21:47.386 --> 00:21:49.684 - Who the hell do you think you are? - Mister... listen to me. 294 00:21:49.788 --> 00:21:51.278 - Where are you from? - Just listen to me. 295 00:21:51.657 --> 00:21:52.885 Let me explain. 296 00:21:53.158 --> 00:21:54.853 Hey... listen... 297 00:22:56.755 --> 00:22:59.223 You are beyond my thoughts, Vikrant! 298 00:22:59.458 --> 00:23:03.019 At the slightest provocation you erupt like a volcano. 299 00:23:03.262 --> 00:23:03.956 Cousin! 300 00:23:04.029 --> 00:23:05.018 Don't get into this. 301 00:23:05.364 --> 00:23:09.095 For years this matter has been a bone of contention between us. 302 00:23:09.234 --> 00:23:10.064 Vikrant! 303 00:23:10.302 --> 00:23:11.633 You're shooting in broad daylight! 304 00:23:12.037 --> 00:23:13.402 We've already warned you about this. 305 00:23:14.106 --> 00:23:16.574 We can arrest you for this conduct. 306 00:23:16.775 --> 00:23:18.640 - But this guy broke the... - SP Sir... 307 00:23:20.279 --> 00:23:23.271 he broke the temple lock in order to save the boy's life. 308 00:23:23.716 --> 00:23:25.377 l believe this is the will of the Almighty. 309 00:23:25.984 --> 00:23:27.645 lf we lock the temple once again... 310 00:23:28.220 --> 00:23:29.687 we will go against religious traditions... 311 00:23:30.289 --> 00:23:31.017 it will be inauspicious. 312 00:23:31.090 --> 00:23:32.455 What are you trying to say, pandit? 313 00:23:32.524 --> 00:23:34.219 Now that the temple is open, it will remain so. 314 00:23:35.360 --> 00:23:36.987 l will get the permission from the Collector. 315 00:23:37.429 --> 00:23:41.297 lf any of you object to this decision, you will be arrested! 316 00:23:41.366 --> 00:23:42.458 l don't accept this! 317 00:23:42.601 --> 00:23:44.660 SP Sir... the temple will remain open. 318 00:23:46.271 --> 00:23:48.364 l take responsibility for this. 319 00:23:49.408 --> 00:23:50.807 And if anybody objects... 320 00:23:51.577 --> 00:23:54.068 l will remind him of his childhood. 321 00:23:54.146 --> 00:23:57.081 'l will make him remember milk number six!' 322 00:24:00.586 --> 00:24:01.518 Come on! 323 00:24:04.723 --> 00:24:06.657 Hail Prithviraj Raghuvanshi! 324 00:24:25.644 --> 00:24:27.475 l haven't seen you before. 325 00:24:27.813 --> 00:24:30.304 Sir, he is my friend's son. 326 00:24:30.482 --> 00:24:31.813 He's from Chandni Chowk, Delhi. 327 00:24:34.620 --> 00:24:35.416 Name? 328 00:24:36.288 --> 00:24:37.380 - Abb... - Abhishek Bachchan! 329 00:24:42.161 --> 00:24:43.526 His name is Abhishek Bachchan. 330 00:24:44.296 --> 00:24:45.194 What? 331 00:24:49.802 --> 00:24:50.769 Pandit... 332 00:25:09.188 --> 00:25:10.678 Abhishek Bachchan? 333 00:25:10.789 --> 00:25:12.222 What else should l've said? 334 00:25:12.524 --> 00:25:13.616 Abbas Ali? 335 00:25:13.692 --> 00:25:15.216 lf the villagers would find out... 336 00:25:15.327 --> 00:25:16.760 ...that an Abbas Ali broke the temple lock... 337 00:25:17.095 --> 00:25:18.687 we would be halfway across the village by now. 338 00:25:18.764 --> 00:25:20.459 But why Abhishek Bachchan? 339 00:25:20.732 --> 00:25:24.168 The christening of a child doesn't mean you name him Christ. 340 00:25:24.269 --> 00:25:26.169 lf Prithvirajji finds out about this lie... 341 00:25:26.238 --> 00:25:27.398 Shastri! 342 00:25:30.375 --> 00:25:31.706 Abhishek Bachchan... 343 00:25:36.748 --> 00:25:39.376 come with me to the mansion. 344 00:26:12.551 --> 00:26:14.416 - Shastri... - Sir? 345 00:26:15.053 --> 00:26:17.920 isn't he the same guy who was looking for work? 346 00:26:18.223 --> 00:26:19.349 Yes, sir. 347 00:26:20.225 --> 00:26:22.455 But didn't you mention some other name? 348 00:26:23.595 --> 00:26:25.153 Well... sir... 349 00:26:26.632 --> 00:26:27.656 Who gave you this name? 350 00:26:31.103 --> 00:26:32.593 His father, sir. 351 00:26:33.005 --> 00:26:33.437 Right? 352 00:26:33.872 --> 00:26:35.169 But why Abhishek Bachchan? 353 00:26:36.375 --> 00:26:37.865 Why not Sachin Tendulkar? 354 00:26:38.043 --> 00:26:40.511 Because at his birth he was taller than Tendulkar! 355 00:26:45.317 --> 00:26:46.648 l'm kidding, Prithviji. 356 00:26:49.154 --> 00:26:50.280 Don't be nervous, Abhishek. 357 00:26:50.889 --> 00:26:51.583 He is like family. 358 00:26:52.357 --> 00:26:54.587 Tell him about your name. 359 00:26:55.027 --> 00:26:55.618 Please! 360 00:26:56.228 --> 00:26:56.592 Speak. 361 00:26:56.662 --> 00:26:57.651 Prithviji... 362 00:26:58.297 --> 00:27:02.996 my father and mother were both fans of Amitabh Bachchan. 363 00:27:03.101 --> 00:27:04.090 Right! 364 00:27:04.236 --> 00:27:04.930 So? 365 00:27:08.273 --> 00:27:09.035 So... 366 00:27:10.208 --> 00:27:14.474 my mother and father first met each other at a theatre. 367 00:27:14.546 --> 00:27:16.446 They were there to watch 'Deewar'. 368 00:27:16.648 --> 00:27:18.275 During the interval, they saw each other. 369 00:27:18.417 --> 00:27:20.214 The wall fell apart and they fell in love. 370 00:27:20.719 --> 00:27:21.515 Then? 371 00:27:21.954 --> 00:27:22.648 Then... 372 00:27:24.589 --> 00:27:25.248 Then... 373 00:27:25.324 --> 00:27:27.258 Don't be shy... Say it. 374 00:27:27.326 --> 00:27:29.226 Then... 375 00:27:29.628 --> 00:27:30.356 And then... 376 00:27:30.429 --> 00:27:31.691 they sneaked out to watch a film together... 377 00:27:31.930 --> 00:27:33.192 and the film they saw was... 378 00:27:33.265 --> 00:27:35.426 - 'Chupke Chupke.' - Yes, 'Chupke Chupke!' 379 00:27:36.168 --> 00:27:39.604 And the day they decided to get married... 380 00:27:39.671 --> 00:27:41.298 that was the day 'Kasme Waade' released. 381 00:27:41.707 --> 00:27:43.106 The day of their marriage, 'Suhaag' was out. 382 00:27:43.275 --> 00:27:45.266 And when mother conveyed the good news... 383 00:27:45.344 --> 00:27:46.936 ...to father that she was expecting... 384 00:27:47.212 --> 00:27:48.406 that's the day 'Parvarish' hit the theatres. 385 00:27:48.580 --> 00:27:50.047 And the day l hit the world... 386 00:27:50.115 --> 00:27:52.049 l mean, the day l was born... 387 00:27:52.117 --> 00:27:53.982 ...was the day 'Muqaddar Ka Sikandar' released. 388 00:27:54.052 --> 00:27:57.510 And that's why Prithviji, my father, just like Mr. Amitabh Bachchan... 389 00:27:57.656 --> 00:28:00.454 kept his son's name, l mean, my name Abhishek Bachchan! 390 00:28:11.003 --> 00:28:14.336 lt's a good thing, your parents weren't fans of Amjad Khan. 391 00:28:15.607 --> 00:28:17.632 Or they would've named you Gabbar Singh! 392 00:28:23.281 --> 00:28:24.111 Your qualifications? 393 00:28:24.383 --> 00:28:25.611 Jama lslamiya University... 394 00:28:27.352 --> 00:28:30.014 opposite that is Pandit Nehru College. 395 00:28:30.155 --> 00:28:31.383 l have done my BA there. 396 00:28:31.456 --> 00:28:33.754 Yes, Prithviji. AB has done his BA. 397 00:28:35.627 --> 00:28:37.254 Sir, BA. 398 00:28:37.729 --> 00:28:39.788 He knows two alphabets that too in reverse, BA! 399 00:28:41.366 --> 00:28:42.128 Maakhan! 400 00:28:42.300 --> 00:28:43.232 Sir? 401 00:28:43.568 --> 00:28:45.399 Give him superman's post. 402 00:28:46.104 --> 00:28:48.072 - Superman? - He means supervisor. 403 00:28:48.740 --> 00:28:50.230 A salary of 30,000 Rupees. 404 00:28:50.475 --> 00:28:51.373 30,000? 405 00:28:51.643 --> 00:28:52.610 35,000! 406 00:28:54.713 --> 00:28:56.112 Not a rupee more! 407 00:28:56.415 --> 00:28:58.474 Hail Prithviraj! 408 00:29:01.653 --> 00:29:02.813 Thank you Prithviji. 409 00:29:03.188 --> 00:29:05.213 Even though l don't have any experience, you gave me ajob. 410 00:29:09.528 --> 00:29:10.790 All due to his... 411 00:29:11.329 --> 00:29:13.354 30 years of special appearances! 412 00:29:14.466 --> 00:29:16.161 He has recommended you. 413 00:29:16.735 --> 00:29:17.497 Happy? 414 00:29:17.736 --> 00:29:19.533 Sir, the fact is... 415 00:29:20.405 --> 00:29:22.066 Prithviji, he wants to say that... 416 00:29:22.140 --> 00:29:24.108 l won't give you any reason to complain, because... 417 00:29:24.176 --> 00:29:27.703 my father would say, hard work has its own reward. 418 00:29:28.213 --> 00:29:29.407 Hard work is... 419 00:29:34.219 --> 00:29:37.882 Hard work is the keyhole to saxophone! 420 00:29:40.058 --> 00:29:41.286 What did you tell me? 421 00:29:41.560 --> 00:29:44.256 The Almighty has locked both your home and your fate! 422 00:29:44.396 --> 00:29:45.420 And what did you do? 423 00:29:45.597 --> 00:29:48.998 Here you broke the lock of a religious place! 424 00:29:49.434 --> 00:29:50.492 Oh God! 425 00:29:51.236 --> 00:29:52.669 Fine, even if you broke it. 426 00:29:53.171 --> 00:29:55.264 But you gave him a fake name! 427 00:29:55.607 --> 00:29:59.270 And even if you did, you used Abhishek Bachchan! 428 00:29:59.511 --> 00:30:00.978 Abhishek Bachchan! 429 00:30:01.346 --> 00:30:04.076 - When the truth is revealed... - How will the truth be revelaed? 430 00:30:04.382 --> 00:30:05.474 None of us will open our mouth. 431 00:30:05.684 --> 00:30:07.049 And nobody here knows him. 432 00:30:07.219 --> 00:30:08.015 Abbas... 433 00:30:08.220 --> 00:30:10.381 Uncle said that the previous supervisor... 434 00:30:10.455 --> 00:30:11.683 ...is still in the lCU for telling a lie. 435 00:30:11.990 --> 00:30:12.547 Abbas... 436 00:30:12.991 --> 00:30:15.084 My advice is you quit this job. 437 00:30:15.293 --> 00:30:17.090 You want me to give up ajob that pays 35,000?? 438 00:30:17.162 --> 00:30:18.356 But Abbas... 439 00:30:18.430 --> 00:30:21.490 Uncle, this job is very important for me. 440 00:30:22.601 --> 00:30:24.432 How long do you expect me to live with you? 441 00:30:25.337 --> 00:30:28.363 Once l've saved enough, l can go back to Delhi with Sania. 442 00:30:29.174 --> 00:30:30.573 And start some business. 443 00:30:31.042 --> 00:30:35.035 Abbas, your intention is sincere but its foundation is lies. 444 00:30:37.449 --> 00:30:38.381 Sania... 445 00:30:40.018 --> 00:30:42.953 l'll neither be Abbas nor Abhishek Bachchan. 446 00:30:44.189 --> 00:30:45.622 l'm a human being... 447 00:30:46.424 --> 00:30:48.016 l'll work like a man. 448 00:30:49.661 --> 00:30:51.526 And if l work with honor... 449 00:30:53.098 --> 00:30:55.259 neither will Allah take offence... 450 00:30:56.568 --> 00:30:57.466 ...nor will Lord Ram. 451 00:31:07.379 --> 00:31:08.710 So, Ram Prasad... 452 00:31:09.047 --> 00:31:11.709 What is your experience? 453 00:31:12.017 --> 00:31:14.952 Prior to this, l have worked at 12 places. 454 00:31:15.153 --> 00:31:16.711 12 places? Great! 455 00:31:16.955 --> 00:31:18.547 l think your compliment is doomed. 456 00:31:19.057 --> 00:31:22.185 lt's possible that he was fired from 12 places. 457 00:31:22.294 --> 00:31:24.592 l wasn't fired, Prithviji. ln fact, l quit. 458 00:31:24.696 --> 00:31:26.357 Wow, Ram Prasad! 459 00:31:27.165 --> 00:31:31.226 Your ideals seem to be coated with an old song and a sweet melody. 460 00:31:31.403 --> 00:31:36.102 As you live these words, l suggest you come by the mansion sometime. 461 00:31:39.010 --> 00:31:41.035 Abhishek, what are you doing here at this hour? 462 00:31:41.413 --> 00:31:42.710 The accounts were off by a rupee. 463 00:31:43.248 --> 00:31:45.045 Just a rupee. 464 00:31:46.618 --> 00:31:48.347 Prithviji, my father would say... 465 00:31:49.287 --> 00:31:53.087 when you're gifting someone cash, a round 100 means nothing. 466 00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:55.348 lt has to be, 101. 467 00:31:55.527 --> 00:31:58.018 Your father is 101% right! 468 00:31:58.630 --> 00:31:59.688 Every penny discounts! 469 00:31:59.998 --> 00:32:01.226 - Where is... - Penny? 470 00:32:01.666 --> 00:32:02.724 Your father? 471 00:32:04.302 --> 00:32:05.530 He isn't alive. 472 00:32:05.804 --> 00:32:07.465 l have a younger sister at home. 473 00:32:07.772 --> 00:32:10.070 Sania! Help! 474 00:32:10.375 --> 00:32:12.138 Sania, they are beating me up! 475 00:32:12.244 --> 00:32:13.643 You expect us to praise you? 476 00:32:14.412 --> 00:32:16.107 The dialogue is, 'l've had the salt in your house...' 477 00:32:16.214 --> 00:32:17.738 And he says, 'l've had the toothpaste in your house.' 478 00:32:17.816 --> 00:32:19.716 Well, there is salt in the toothpaste! 479 00:32:19.784 --> 00:32:21.149 No wonder you were beaten up, Vidyasagar! 480 00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:23.219 You turned an emotional scene into a comedy! 481 00:32:23.455 --> 00:32:24.820 Here, l'll show how it's done. 482 00:32:28.893 --> 00:32:31.157 'Brother, is it correct to betray... 483 00:32:31.229 --> 00:32:33.424 ...the one who has trusted us completely?' 484 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:36.297 Go... l'm sure your sister is waiting for you. 485 00:32:36.534 --> 00:32:38.468 - Yes, go! - Good night, Prithviji. 486 00:32:39.437 --> 00:32:42.406 'Brother, when he has kept us close to his heart... 487 00:32:43.041 --> 00:32:44.804 is it right to play with his emotions?' 488 00:32:44.976 --> 00:32:46.238 Have you ever seen a real gem? 489 00:32:46.411 --> 00:32:47.742 Of course, lots of times. 490 00:32:47.979 --> 00:32:48.877 The one in your ring! 491 00:32:49.014 --> 00:32:50.311 l wasn't talking about this. 492 00:32:51.549 --> 00:32:53.983 Abhishek... a real gem. 493 00:32:54.753 --> 00:32:57.449 Sania, you're the real gem in our play! 494 00:32:58.056 --> 00:33:00.251 No matter how much Vidyasagar dives into this role... 495 00:33:00.425 --> 00:33:02.052 he can never play a girl. 496 00:33:02.360 --> 00:33:04.351 You should be the heroine! 497 00:33:04.429 --> 00:33:04.918 Me? 498 00:33:04.996 --> 00:33:06.395 - Sania, please! - No, no... 499 00:33:06.464 --> 00:33:07.328 Please! 500 00:33:07.399 --> 00:33:08.457 Me? No way! 501 00:33:08.533 --> 00:33:10.000 We are begging you, please be the heroine. 502 00:33:10.168 --> 00:33:11.294 Please! 503 00:33:12.804 --> 00:33:13.327 Okay! 504 00:33:13.438 --> 00:33:14.803 - Okay! - Okay! 505 00:33:21.346 --> 00:33:22.506 What's wrong, Shastri? 506 00:33:23.048 --> 00:33:24.106 You look worried. 507 00:33:24.783 --> 00:33:26.944 The month of Ramzan has just begun. 508 00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:29.419 According to me, two things are certain. 509 00:33:29.888 --> 00:33:32.880 Either you will be caught... or you will be caught! 510 00:33:33.825 --> 00:33:35.486 lf we are caught we'll tell Prithviji. 511 00:33:35.827 --> 00:33:36.452 What? 512 00:33:36.594 --> 00:33:39.529 That there's 'Ram' in Ramzan and 'Ali' in Diwali! 513 00:33:51.976 --> 00:33:53.409 What are you looking at, Abbas? 514 00:33:55.213 --> 00:34:00.446 Ravi, l hope l didn't make a mistake by breaking the temple lock. 515 00:34:00.885 --> 00:34:02.045 Of course not, Abbas! 516 00:34:03.188 --> 00:34:05.816 You broke the temple lock to save a child. 517 00:34:06.391 --> 00:34:07.824 What could be more right? 518 00:34:09.060 --> 00:34:10.493 You remember what you had said... 519 00:34:13.431 --> 00:34:15.524 neither will Allah take offence, nor will Lord Ram. 520 00:34:17.335 --> 00:34:18.962 Take a look, Abbas... 521 00:34:20.171 --> 00:34:23.834 Your honesty has triumphed over our lie. 522 00:34:39.124 --> 00:34:40.148 Abhishek... 523 00:34:42.060 --> 00:34:43.857 tomorrow you're coming with me to Delhi. 524 00:34:44.529 --> 00:34:46.190 Radhika's vacation starts tomorrow. 525 00:34:46.631 --> 00:34:47.859 My sister... 526 00:34:48.433 --> 00:34:50.230 it's her birthday. We'll bring her home. 527 00:34:53.538 --> 00:34:54.368 Delhi? 528 00:34:57.976 --> 00:34:59.500 Happy birthday, Radhika. 529 00:35:00.378 --> 00:35:01.504 Hey... no, no! 530 00:35:01.579 --> 00:35:04.480 lt's your birthday, Radhika and make up is important! 531 00:35:04.549 --> 00:35:06.141 No! Please! 532 00:35:08.486 --> 00:35:09.418 Brother! 533 00:35:14.292 --> 00:35:15.520 Pineapple Cake! 534 00:35:16.227 --> 00:35:18.354 English is a very funny language, Abhishek! 535 00:35:18.696 --> 00:35:22.564 No pine, no apple, yet its pineapple! 536 00:35:23.301 --> 00:35:24.427 Brother, what did you do? 537 00:35:24.669 --> 00:35:26.933 These days a little bit of cake is applied on the face. 538 00:35:27.372 --> 00:35:29.101 And l applied his face to the cake! 539 00:35:29.274 --> 00:35:30.502 Hey village landlord! 540 00:35:30.708 --> 00:35:32.437 Without any warning, all of a sudden... 541 00:35:32.710 --> 00:35:33.972 how can you shove my face in the cake? 542 00:35:34.145 --> 00:35:36.136 You have a point. Let's make an announcement. 543 00:35:36.347 --> 00:35:38.645 We request the people at the party to step back a few steps because... 544 00:35:39.184 --> 00:35:41.948 we're shoving his face in the cake once more. 545 00:35:42.020 --> 00:35:42.645 Come... 546 00:35:44.456 --> 00:35:45.514 What the hell, Radhika! 547 00:35:45.590 --> 00:35:47.581 Brother, who is this new goon you've brought along? 548 00:35:47.659 --> 00:35:48.455 Goon? 549 00:35:48.927 --> 00:35:50.258 Thank you very much, Brother. 550 00:35:50.395 --> 00:35:53.626 By humiliating my friends you've given me the perfect birthday gift! 551 00:35:54.332 --> 00:35:55.458 The party is over! 552 00:36:00.071 --> 00:36:03.472 Radhika, sir's birthday gift to you. 553 00:36:04.042 --> 00:36:05.407 Car for the lady! 554 00:36:06.511 --> 00:36:07.500 Radhika... 555 00:36:10.515 --> 00:36:12.142 Happy birthright to you! 556 00:36:12.383 --> 00:36:13.680 Color, dark Red lndian. 557 00:36:13.751 --> 00:36:15.651 For safety, air balloon. 558 00:36:16.621 --> 00:36:18.179 The plate with the hole... 559 00:36:18.323 --> 00:36:19.950 CD... 6-CD changer. 560 00:36:20.024 --> 00:36:20.615 Yes! 561 00:36:20.992 --> 00:36:22.254 Central jail locking system and... 562 00:36:22.327 --> 00:36:23.658 on the passenger seat, a stud like me! 563 00:36:24.262 --> 00:36:25.058 - Abhishek! - Yes? 564 00:36:25.129 --> 00:36:26.061 Take her for merry go round! 565 00:36:26.130 --> 00:36:26.596 Yes. 566 00:36:26.731 --> 00:36:27.663 Wait a minute, Brother! 567 00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:28.995 Whose birthday is it? 568 00:36:29.133 --> 00:36:29.963 Yours. 569 00:36:30.235 --> 00:36:31.031 Whose gift is it? 570 00:36:31.135 --> 00:36:31.624 Yours. 571 00:36:32.303 --> 00:36:33.600 Then why will he drive the car? 572 00:36:36.541 --> 00:36:38.600 Such temper, sir. 573 00:36:39.511 --> 00:36:40.535 She's taken after you. 574 00:36:46.451 --> 00:36:49.420 Prithviji, it has been a while since Radhikaji left. 575 00:36:58.863 --> 00:37:00.763 Hello... Radhika... this is Maakhan... 576 00:37:01.933 --> 00:37:02.729 What? 577 00:37:03.902 --> 00:37:05.028 Okay, alright. 578 00:37:07.238 --> 00:37:10.207 The hunter searches high and low, while the prey is right at home! 579 00:37:10.842 --> 00:37:15.040 Radhika gave us the slip and is headed to Ranakpur. 580 00:37:16.381 --> 00:37:20.147 But on the way to Ranakpur is Vikrant's village, Kherwada! 581 00:37:27.992 --> 00:37:30.017 l've been trying to call you but you were not answering! 582 00:37:30.094 --> 00:37:32.961 Brother, l have a flat tyre. 583 00:37:33.197 --> 00:37:34.562 Why did you have to take off on your own? 584 00:37:34.799 --> 00:37:35.823 Where are you now? 585 00:37:36.034 --> 00:37:37.558 About two miles from Kherwada. 586 00:37:38.136 --> 00:37:40.934 And there's no one here to ask for help. 587 00:37:41.239 --> 00:37:42.501 Stay right there! We're on the way. 588 00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:44.068 But by the time you get here... 589 00:37:50.815 --> 00:37:51.543 Vikrant! 590 00:37:56.521 --> 00:37:57.510 - Maakhan! - Sir? 591 00:37:58.022 --> 00:37:59.580 Bring Sabu and the others to Kherwada! 592 00:37:59.824 --> 00:38:01.052 - Yes, sir. - you too, Abhishek. 593 00:38:01.859 --> 00:38:03.019 Prithviji, l'll come with you. 594 00:38:07.365 --> 00:38:09.856 Try to understand my problem, cousin. 595 00:38:10.201 --> 00:38:13.034 l have nothing against you... 596 00:38:13.304 --> 00:38:17.468 but how else do l take my revenge with Prithvi? 597 00:38:18.176 --> 00:38:20.474 Right from the power plant, to the landlords, the temple... 598 00:38:20.912 --> 00:38:22.345 he keeps getting in my way. 599 00:38:22.614 --> 00:38:28.951 lt's unfortunate that you are entangled in our differences. 600 00:38:39.497 --> 00:38:44.196 Finally, my cousin who has always been distant, has come close to me. 601 00:39:08.192 --> 00:39:09.250 Abhishek... 602 00:39:10.061 --> 00:39:12.359 you can still walk away from here. 603 00:39:14.298 --> 00:39:16.323 Prithviji, l'm working for you. 604 00:39:17.402 --> 00:39:21.998 What good am l to you, if l can't be of use at the right time? 605 00:39:22.473 --> 00:39:25.601 Prithvi is finally here in Kherwada! 606 00:39:26.144 --> 00:39:28.578 Love for a sister forced you to make a mistake. 607 00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:32.316 My army surrounds you, Prithvi. My army! 608 00:39:32.517 --> 00:39:33.506 Vikrant... 609 00:39:34.352 --> 00:39:38.982 a tiger always hunts for a flock of sheep! 610 00:43:36.827 --> 00:43:37.316 Sabu! 611 00:43:38.996 --> 00:43:41.260 l can't stoop as low as you, Vikrant. 612 00:43:42.166 --> 00:43:44.999 l don't look for profit in a relationship, l care about value. 613 00:43:46.003 --> 00:43:47.493 But mark my words... 614 00:43:48.439 --> 00:43:49.838 if you ever repeat this mistake... 615 00:43:50.374 --> 00:43:52.968 l will send you right to hell. 616 00:43:59.884 --> 00:44:02.250 Now do you realize why l don't let you go out on your own? 617 00:44:02.787 --> 00:44:04.812 Though they are blood relatives, they thirst for our blood! 618 00:44:05.957 --> 00:44:07.948 Brother, given that there are so many problems here... 619 00:44:08.025 --> 00:44:09.356 why don't we move out of Ranakpur? 620 00:44:09.427 --> 00:44:11.793 Every citizen of Ranakpur is very dear to me. 621 00:44:12.296 --> 00:44:14.093 Their hopes rest with me. 622 00:44:16.167 --> 00:44:17.930 And all l know is this... 623 00:44:18.269 --> 00:44:19.463 you may break a relationship... 624 00:44:19.603 --> 00:44:21.264 but never break someone's trust. 625 00:44:23.207 --> 00:44:25.505 Next time inform me before you leave. 626 00:44:27.845 --> 00:44:29.107 Sabu, set the table. 627 00:44:29.180 --> 00:44:30.147 Yes, sir. 628 00:44:32.483 --> 00:44:34.383 Prithviji, we'll take your leave now. 629 00:44:34.618 --> 00:44:35.448 Goodbye, sir. 630 00:44:37.054 --> 00:44:37.850 Listen... 631 00:44:39.590 --> 00:44:41.455 today you proved that... 632 00:44:42.193 --> 00:44:45.594 not only are you honest, but you are brave too. 633 00:44:47.598 --> 00:44:49.566 Come and have lunch with me. 634 00:44:50.067 --> 00:44:51.364 No, Prithviji, l'm fasting... 635 00:44:53.237 --> 00:44:54.067 today. 636 00:44:54.872 --> 00:44:56.999 Today l've decided to observe a fast. 637 00:44:58.509 --> 00:44:59.407 See you. 638 00:45:00.177 --> 00:45:01.144 Listen... 639 00:45:04.148 --> 00:45:04.876 Yes? 640 00:45:05.950 --> 00:45:07.349 A fast on Wednesday? 641 00:45:12.323 --> 00:45:16.384 Prithviji, Tuesday or Wednesday, it makes no difference to a mother. 642 00:45:16.627 --> 00:45:19.221 l'm observing this fast especially for my mother. 643 00:45:20.598 --> 00:45:21.929 Wait a minute. 644 00:45:23.200 --> 00:45:26.101 You said you had only a sister at home. 645 00:45:27.038 --> 00:45:28.471 Now where did this mother come from? 646 00:45:28.973 --> 00:45:30.406 You mean, only you have a mother? 647 00:45:30.474 --> 00:45:32.032 You think l came out of an egg? 648 00:45:32.510 --> 00:45:35.138 Prithviji, the thing is my sister was at home... 649 00:45:35.212 --> 00:45:37.043 ...but my mother returned yesterday. 650 00:45:37.281 --> 00:45:38.339 Returned from where? 651 00:45:38.549 --> 00:45:39.538 - Kaashi. - Kaashi. 652 00:45:39.683 --> 00:45:40.274 Kaashi? 653 00:45:40.351 --> 00:45:42.285 And she is suffering from a bad cold. 654 00:45:43.020 --> 00:45:46.353 So, l decided that until 'ammi'... 655 00:45:46.957 --> 00:45:51.451 'Mummy' gets well, l'll observe a fast everyday! 656 00:45:53.230 --> 00:45:54.197 Listen... 657 00:45:55.666 --> 00:45:57.896 Even l will observe a fast for your mother. 658 00:45:58.402 --> 00:45:59.630 You can't be serious! 659 00:45:59.970 --> 00:46:01.198 You're doing such a great thing for my mother... 660 00:46:01.338 --> 00:46:04.307 That's nothing. Tomorrow l will also come to your place. 661 00:46:04.408 --> 00:46:04.999 No! 662 00:46:05.076 --> 00:46:06.100 - Yes! - Why? 663 00:46:09.313 --> 00:46:10.337 Why not! 664 00:46:11.182 --> 00:46:12.410 But why, Prithviji? 665 00:46:12.583 --> 00:46:14.141 To break the fast in your mother's presence. 666 00:46:14.218 --> 00:46:15.207 What the... 667 00:46:15.352 --> 00:46:16.216 What? 668 00:46:16.554 --> 00:46:18.988 My mother and sister will be very happy. 669 00:46:19.123 --> 00:46:20.215 l said they will be very happy. 670 00:46:21.125 --> 00:46:22.387 lt will make me happy too. 671 00:46:22.526 --> 00:46:23.925 l will also be happy. 672 00:46:24.195 --> 00:46:26.186 The thing is, sir has seen his mother... 673 00:46:26.297 --> 00:46:27.730 ...but never had a mother's affection. 674 00:46:27.965 --> 00:46:28.522 Maakhan! 675 00:46:28.599 --> 00:46:29.293 Got it. 676 00:46:29.733 --> 00:46:30.631 See you. 677 00:46:32.369 --> 00:46:33.563 Yes, Prithviji? 678 00:46:34.738 --> 00:46:36.069 l didn't say, 'listen'. 679 00:46:37.374 --> 00:46:39.365 l think you're ears are ringing. 680 00:46:41.178 --> 00:46:43.942 'Your eardrums are playing drums!' 681 00:46:50.221 --> 00:46:52.246 Now there will be more bells ringing! 682 00:46:54.258 --> 00:46:56.385 Meet your mother! 683 00:46:57.161 --> 00:46:58.458 How will they meet your mother? 684 00:46:58.562 --> 00:46:59.995 lf there were a mother. 685 00:47:00.397 --> 00:47:01.295 But where is the mother? 686 00:47:01.365 --> 00:47:02.127 Meet your mother! 687 00:47:03.334 --> 00:47:05.962 l think, with the stress about a mother, my father will pass away. 688 00:47:06.070 --> 00:47:06.661 Look! 689 00:47:06.737 --> 00:47:09.968 Don't we have a fake mother in our plays? 690 00:47:10.608 --> 00:47:12.166 Abbas, a fake mother. 691 00:47:12.243 --> 00:47:13.039 What? 692 00:47:13.477 --> 00:47:14.967 A mother and that too, fake? 693 00:47:15.312 --> 00:47:17.075 But where do we get a fake mother? 694 00:47:17.181 --> 00:47:17.647 Right... 695 00:47:17.748 --> 00:47:20.046 We even get Vidyasagar to play female characters. 696 00:47:22.620 --> 00:47:24.087 He may pass off as a mother but... 697 00:47:24.155 --> 00:47:25.747 l won't pass off as his son. 698 00:47:28.459 --> 00:47:30.324 Abbas, Sania... 699 00:47:31.228 --> 00:47:32.252 l have a mother! 700 00:47:32.496 --> 00:47:34.589 There you go again! Enough with the dialogues. 701 00:47:34.665 --> 00:47:37.065 l'm not delivering dialogues. lt's the truth. 702 00:47:37.168 --> 00:47:38.396 l have a mother! 703 00:47:42.339 --> 00:47:46.241 There are thousands mesmerized by the magic in my eyes! 704 00:47:47.178 --> 00:47:51.615 There might be a thousand desirable places in this world. 705 00:47:52.116 --> 00:47:56.780 There are a thousand admirers of this courtesan! 706 00:48:01.892 --> 00:48:03.189 Over there, Abbas. 707 00:48:03.727 --> 00:48:05.126 Your future mother. 708 00:48:09.033 --> 00:48:09.829 - Her? - Yes. 709 00:48:09.900 --> 00:48:14.769 Try to drink this passion from my eyes. 710 00:48:16.974 --> 00:48:21.172 What's in a heart, you can even take my life! 711 00:48:22.046 --> 00:48:24.708 Zohra, you're the chick in my roost and... 712 00:48:24.782 --> 00:48:28.183 l'm the rooster that's hungry for you! 713 00:48:30.688 --> 00:48:31.950 l want a mother, Ravi. 714 00:48:32.656 --> 00:48:34.715 What if she begins to dance in Prithviji's presence? 715 00:48:34.959 --> 00:48:36.187 She is an actor! 716 00:48:36.660 --> 00:48:38.753 And actors are like water. 717 00:48:39.029 --> 00:48:41.054 They take shape of any mould. 718 00:48:41.665 --> 00:48:43.895 And listen to her talk, such sweet words. 719 00:48:44.368 --> 00:48:50.136 Who is this new visitor in my pavilion of youth? 720 00:48:50.207 --> 00:48:53.005 Probably the scrap dealer, who likes old stuff. 721 00:48:55.479 --> 00:48:57.140 You cheap good-for-nothing! 722 00:48:58.082 --> 00:48:59.879 You're the dirt of humanity, the worm from hell. 723 00:48:59.950 --> 00:49:00.814 l'll show you! 724 00:49:03.487 --> 00:49:05.182 We'll get Vidyasagar to write her dialogues. 725 00:49:05.356 --> 00:49:06.880 How dare you call a young maiden an old woman? 726 00:49:06.957 --> 00:49:08.015 Wicked man! 727 00:49:09.260 --> 00:49:11.751 You're old, your family is old, and your son is also old! 728 00:49:11.829 --> 00:49:15.128 You perverted rooster! Worm from the sewer! 729 00:49:16.200 --> 00:49:20.933 l'll place hot coal on your wild tongue! 730 00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:23.939 You're a torn shoe! 731 00:49:24.074 --> 00:49:26.167 l'll hit you with my sandals! 732 00:49:27.211 --> 00:49:30.009 lt's better to be an orphan than have a mother like her! 733 00:49:30.180 --> 00:49:32.705 - Let's go. - No, think about it, Abbas. 734 00:49:32.950 --> 00:49:35.282 A mother for four minutes or a salary of 35,000?? 735 00:49:35.753 --> 00:49:37.778 Sister's responsibility or ajobless misery? 736 00:49:38.222 --> 00:49:40.156 Mother's veil or Prithviji's belt? 737 00:49:41.358 --> 00:49:42.222 Mother! 738 00:49:44.361 --> 00:49:46.386 Tell me quickly, what is it you want from me? 739 00:49:47.064 --> 00:49:49.931 Actually, l'm here to make you a mother, Zohraji. 740 00:49:52.036 --> 00:49:53.264 - What? - Yes. 741 00:49:53.937 --> 00:49:56.303 ln fact, l'm here to make you a mother. 742 00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:57.465 Yes. 743 00:49:58.475 --> 00:49:59.373 You too? 744 00:49:59.443 --> 00:50:02.503 Ravi said, that it's no big deal for you. 745 00:50:03.747 --> 00:50:04.975 Please don't say no, Zohraji. 746 00:50:05.149 --> 00:50:06.411 Only you can make this possible. 747 00:50:06.483 --> 00:50:07.814 We have come here with high hopes. 748 00:50:10.888 --> 00:50:15.848 Rascals! Scoundrels! Perverts! Shameless! 749 00:50:17.795 --> 00:50:21.026 You see a delicate blossom and you want to pluck it away! 750 00:50:21.231 --> 00:50:22.357 Perverts! 751 00:50:22.933 --> 00:50:23.991 Perverts? 752 00:50:24.301 --> 00:50:25.290 You've got it all wrong. 753 00:50:25.536 --> 00:50:28.403 You merely have to act as his mother in front of his boss. 754 00:50:28.472 --> 00:50:30.235 Explain it to her. She thinks we are perverts. 755 00:50:30.541 --> 00:50:33.806 Zohraji, it's not about nature's rule, but money rules! 756 00:50:33.877 --> 00:50:34.468 Yes. 757 00:50:34.545 --> 00:50:36.877 At least listen to my problem. 758 00:50:37.848 --> 00:50:40.783 Your story is emotionally very right... 759 00:50:41.185 --> 00:50:43.517 but making me your mother is very wrong. 760 00:50:44.188 --> 00:50:46.156 ln a few minutes Prithvi will figure me out. 761 00:50:46.290 --> 00:50:48.258 Oh no, he isn't a pervert. 762 00:50:49.326 --> 00:50:51.055 That's not what l meant! 763 00:50:51.495 --> 00:50:52.985 l mean, he will see through the lie. 764 00:50:53.430 --> 00:50:55.990 And realise that l'm not the mother because... 765 00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:58.595 l don't look as old as a mother. 766 00:50:58.836 --> 00:50:59.860 But... you see... 767 00:51:01.405 --> 00:51:05.398 you can make me a lover, a friend, a younger sister too. 768 00:51:05.843 --> 00:51:08.334 But l am too young for this role! 769 00:51:08.979 --> 00:51:11.277 And to be honest, now its time for my second act. 770 00:51:11.348 --> 00:51:12.315 l'll leave now. 771 00:51:12.583 --> 00:51:14.483 l'm the gorgeous princess. 772 00:51:14.551 --> 00:51:16.382 l'm the passionate queen. 773 00:51:18.188 --> 00:51:19.917 She will drop dead in two days! 774 00:51:20.357 --> 00:51:21.517 lt's my curse! 775 00:51:23.427 --> 00:51:25.827 But in two hours Prithviji will be home. 776 00:51:26.430 --> 00:51:27.454 What do we do? 777 00:51:30.134 --> 00:51:33.501 Look for a mother! 778 00:51:36.607 --> 00:51:38.336 How did we get trapped into this? 779 00:51:39.209 --> 00:51:40.608 Where the hell are the guys? 780 00:51:41.412 --> 00:51:43.539 What are you doing up there? 781 00:51:43.614 --> 00:51:45.275 - Move it. - Get lost! 782 00:51:49.153 --> 00:51:50.245 Sir is here. 783 00:51:52.656 --> 00:51:54.146 What do we do now? 784 00:51:57.327 --> 00:51:58.055 My God! 785 00:51:58.128 --> 00:51:59.026 Abhishek! 786 00:51:59.296 --> 00:52:00.957 Wait. 787 00:52:01.064 --> 00:52:03.225 Let them keep knocking. 788 00:52:03.467 --> 00:52:04.934 They'll get tired of knocking and leave. 789 00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:09.867 Abhishek? 790 00:52:12.309 --> 00:52:13.435 Shastri! 791 00:52:13.510 --> 00:52:14.306 Yes, sir! 792 00:52:16.914 --> 00:52:18.245 lf you weren't my father... 793 00:52:18.415 --> 00:52:20.178 l'd have torn your dhoti and tied it around your neck. 794 00:52:20.250 --> 00:52:20.909 Move it! 795 00:52:20.984 --> 00:52:22.918 You think you are Batman? 796 00:52:26.490 --> 00:52:27.548 Prithviji... hello. 797 00:52:27.991 --> 00:52:29.185 Please come in. 798 00:52:32.262 --> 00:52:34.958 'Home swine home.' 799 00:52:38.235 --> 00:52:39.031 Shastri? 800 00:52:39.102 --> 00:52:39.659 Sir. 801 00:52:39.903 --> 00:52:42.133 You've killed enough lizards, Shastri. 802 00:52:42.406 --> 00:52:43.668 Time you got down. 803 00:52:44.007 --> 00:52:46.498 Mother isn't here. 804 00:52:46.577 --> 00:52:48.568 Yes. He is so sincere. 805 00:52:48.645 --> 00:52:50.169 He observed his fast and even came here to break it. 806 00:52:50.247 --> 00:52:50.941 Right, Prithviji? 807 00:52:51.014 --> 00:52:51.673 Oh no! 808 00:52:52.149 --> 00:52:54.049 Mother isn't here. 809 00:52:55.185 --> 00:52:56.117 lt's true. 810 00:52:56.887 --> 00:52:58.218 - Mother isn't here. - Mother isn't here? 811 00:52:58.522 --> 00:52:59.887 She has gone to the temple. 812 00:53:00.424 --> 00:53:02.358 l tried to make her wait, Prithviji. 813 00:53:03.160 --> 00:53:05.219 But even with her bad cold, she went to offer her prayers. 814 00:53:06.296 --> 00:53:08.093 She may take a while to get back. 815 00:53:08.198 --> 00:53:10.689 Why don't we break the fast and eat? 816 00:53:11.001 --> 00:53:11.467 Yes. 817 00:53:11.535 --> 00:53:12.524 - Let me set the table. - Come on. 818 00:53:12.669 --> 00:53:13.636 Listen... 819 00:53:16.640 --> 00:53:18.335 how can you even say that? 820 00:53:19.376 --> 00:53:20.707 We've observed this fast for mother. 821 00:53:22.913 --> 00:53:25.711 Let her come back, then we will eat. 822 00:53:41.265 --> 00:53:42.061 Sir... 823 00:53:43.233 --> 00:53:45.098 it's taken too long for mother to return. 824 00:53:46.036 --> 00:53:47.128 You see, Prithviji... 825 00:53:48.105 --> 00:53:50.198 once my mother begins to chant 'Hari Om'... 826 00:53:50.374 --> 00:53:52.399 she doesn't feel the need to get back 'Home'. 827 00:53:53.944 --> 00:53:55.673 So, let's eat? 828 00:53:56.013 --> 00:53:56.536 No. 829 00:53:58.949 --> 00:54:01.679 Why don't we go to the temple? 830 00:54:01.952 --> 00:54:02.509 Sit! 831 00:54:04.721 --> 00:54:06.120 l mean, you must be tired sitting there. 832 00:54:06.189 --> 00:54:06.746 Yes. 833 00:54:06.990 --> 00:54:07.684 Right, Prithviji? 834 00:54:07.958 --> 00:54:09.755 So let's go... to the temple. 835 00:54:13.697 --> 00:54:15.096 That's not necessary. 836 00:54:20.604 --> 00:54:22.003 Mother is here. 837 00:54:25.475 --> 00:54:26.339 Mother! 838 00:54:27.711 --> 00:54:30.043 Prithviji, mother is here. 839 00:54:30.113 --> 00:54:31.341 Uncle, mother is here. 840 00:54:31.415 --> 00:54:33.713 Ravi, mother is here. 841 00:54:34.084 --> 00:54:34.778 Mother! 842 00:54:35.686 --> 00:54:37.176 Mother is here! 843 00:54:38.155 --> 00:54:39.087 Mother is here! 844 00:54:39.156 --> 00:54:42.216 Tell it to the village that mother is here. 845 00:54:43.260 --> 00:54:44.784 Prithviji, this is my mother. 846 00:54:49.499 --> 00:54:54.766 This is a charm of my beautiful hair. 847 00:54:56.106 --> 00:54:59.667 Prithviji, please have a seat. Why are you standing? 848 00:55:03.413 --> 00:55:07.543 l thank you very much for giving my son ajob. 849 00:55:08.251 --> 00:55:10.719 The Lord is great! 850 00:55:11.321 --> 00:55:12.310 Very nice. 851 00:55:14.458 --> 00:55:17.359 Such holy thoughts. A holy family, a holy atmosphere. 852 00:55:18.195 --> 00:55:19.685 So how holy are you? 853 00:55:21.498 --> 00:55:22.192 Sir! 854 00:55:22.332 --> 00:55:23.822 l mean, how's your health? 855 00:55:24.201 --> 00:55:25.634 What can l say about my health. 856 00:55:26.036 --> 00:55:27.663 ln fact my beauty... 857 00:55:29.773 --> 00:55:34.233 that gave in to my old age, is what keeps me going on. 858 00:55:34.645 --> 00:55:36.044 lt's a license. 859 00:55:36.613 --> 00:55:38.410 And there's this rascal. 860 00:55:38.615 --> 00:55:40.845 Every time l call, he comes to me. 861 00:55:41.752 --> 00:55:42.582 Son! 862 00:55:43.420 --> 00:55:44.148 Abhishek. 863 00:55:45.155 --> 00:55:46.144 What is it mother? Tell me. 864 00:55:46.623 --> 00:55:49.615 l didn't call out. That was from behind. 865 00:55:50.460 --> 00:55:51.188 Son! 866 00:55:58.935 --> 00:56:01.301 Your mother is here. 867 00:56:01.505 --> 00:56:02.836 Your mother is here. 868 00:56:02.973 --> 00:56:04.941 Why are you staring? Let me bless you. 869 00:56:05.542 --> 00:56:06.372 Mother! 870 00:56:06.443 --> 00:56:07.410 Listen... 871 00:56:08.345 --> 00:56:09.369 Who is she? 872 00:56:11.148 --> 00:56:11.876 Mother. 873 00:56:12.049 --> 00:56:12.981 She is also your mother? 874 00:56:13.417 --> 00:56:15.214 Sir, she isn't the mother. 875 00:56:16.186 --> 00:56:16.982 She isn't the mother? 876 00:56:17.054 --> 00:56:17.577 Very true. 877 00:56:17.821 --> 00:56:18.583 She isn't the mother. 878 00:56:19.623 --> 00:56:20.385 She is my nanny. 879 00:56:20.457 --> 00:56:21.185 Nanny? 880 00:56:21.258 --> 00:56:22.247 Yes, nanny. 881 00:56:23.060 --> 00:56:23.924 She is my mother. 882 00:56:23.994 --> 00:56:24.858 She is the nanny. 883 00:56:24.961 --> 00:56:26.053 She gave birth to me. 884 00:56:26.129 --> 00:56:27.619 She helped me come into this world. 885 00:56:28.632 --> 00:56:29.530 Yes, Prithviji. 886 00:56:30.567 --> 00:56:33.502 lf she is the sea of love, then she is the river. 887 00:56:34.337 --> 00:56:36.430 And he came into this world with her help. 888 00:56:36.940 --> 00:56:37.429 Right? 889 00:56:39.943 --> 00:56:41.103 You see that, Maakhan? 890 00:56:41.611 --> 00:56:43.272 This is what l call values. 891 00:56:44.081 --> 00:56:45.878 He loves both of them equally. 892 00:56:46.116 --> 00:56:47.083 Yes, Prithviji. 893 00:56:47.217 --> 00:56:49.208 Ever since he was a kid, he has been naughty. 894 00:56:49.453 --> 00:56:53.480 You saw how when the nanny called him, he looked at me. 895 00:56:54.925 --> 00:56:56.517 - Son! - Yes, mother. 896 00:56:57.027 --> 00:56:57.584 l didn't speak. 897 00:56:57.661 --> 00:56:59.492 - Oh, Yes nanny. - me neither. 898 00:56:59.930 --> 00:57:00.954 - No? - No! 899 00:57:13.944 --> 00:57:15.878 Your mother is here. 900 00:57:16.279 --> 00:57:17.303 Let me bless you. 901 00:57:17.547 --> 00:57:18.479 Listen... 902 00:57:18.548 --> 00:57:20.413 Before you even say anything... 903 00:57:20.484 --> 00:57:22.076 l'd like to say something. 904 00:57:32.295 --> 00:57:34.024 Today is an amazing day! 905 00:57:35.232 --> 00:57:36.665 Everyone is perplexed. 906 00:57:38.201 --> 00:57:39.964 Red light and nowhere to go! 907 00:57:43.106 --> 00:57:45.540 How come another mother? 908 00:57:49.179 --> 00:57:50.237 Prithviji... 909 00:57:51.081 --> 00:57:52.241 the fact is... 910 00:57:53.483 --> 00:57:55.007 she is my mother... 911 00:57:55.585 --> 00:57:57.018 she is my nanny and... 912 00:57:57.454 --> 00:57:58.512 she is my... 913 00:57:59.156 --> 00:57:59.952 'maid-mother'! 914 00:58:00.023 --> 00:58:00.614 'maid-mother'? 915 00:58:00.724 --> 00:58:01.452 Yes. 916 00:58:04.594 --> 00:58:05.526 House maid. 917 00:58:06.563 --> 00:58:09.031 But it's impolite to just say 'maid'. 918 00:58:09.166 --> 00:58:09.996 Therefore... 919 00:58:10.233 --> 00:58:11.097 'maid-mother'. 920 00:58:15.438 --> 00:58:17.065 Wow, Abhishek Bachchan! 921 00:58:18.942 --> 00:58:20.432 Just as righteous your family is... 922 00:58:21.211 --> 00:58:23.304 your character is just as righteous. 923 00:58:24.481 --> 00:58:26.608 You are so trustworthy that even at night... 924 00:58:27.317 --> 00:58:31.185 'twelve o'clock at night you do one night stand for me!' 925 00:58:34.024 --> 00:58:36.515 Let's break the fast with all three mothers! 926 00:58:36.726 --> 00:58:37.454 Okay. 927 00:58:37.527 --> 00:58:39.222 Ravi... l didn't find mother. 928 00:58:39.629 --> 00:58:41.062 l tried a lot but l... 929 00:58:55.312 --> 00:58:56.210 Kailash! 930 00:58:56.513 --> 00:58:58.640 When will these seizures end! 931 00:58:59.115 --> 00:59:01.982 Prithviji, remember Shastri was saying... ''Mother isn't here.'' 932 00:59:02.185 --> 00:59:03.243 His mother isn't here. 933 00:59:03.320 --> 00:59:06.619 She went away when he was a kid and since then he gets these seizures. 934 00:59:06.990 --> 00:59:08.082 Snap out of it, Kailash! 935 00:59:08.258 --> 00:59:09.623 See who is in front of you! 936 00:59:09.693 --> 00:59:11.024 ldiot! 937 00:59:12.128 --> 00:59:13.459 The games destiny plays... 938 00:59:14.264 --> 00:59:16.027 He has no mother and l have three mothers! 939 00:59:16.132 --> 00:59:16.996 l'm really tired. 940 00:59:17.067 --> 00:59:18.591 This mother, that mother... 941 00:59:23.673 --> 00:59:25.004 There you are? 942 00:59:45.061 --> 00:59:46.085 Where were you? 943 00:59:46.429 --> 00:59:48.727 Look, mother is also back from the temple. 944 00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:51.667 Prithviji, she isn't my mother. 945 00:59:52.068 --> 00:59:53.296 She is my sister... Sania. 946 00:59:53.370 --> 00:59:54.064 Bachchan! 947 00:59:54.137 --> 00:59:55.161 Sania Bachchan. 948 00:59:55.438 --> 00:59:56.336 Right! 949 01:00:00.677 --> 01:00:03.168 l just remembered something. 950 01:00:06.783 --> 01:00:08.546 Ghost! 951 01:00:09.219 --> 01:00:10.345 Brilliant! 952 01:00:11.154 --> 01:00:12.712 One lie to cover another lie. 953 01:00:13.423 --> 01:00:16.859 And another lie on top of another... 954 01:00:17.093 --> 01:00:19.653 Of course. You've got to balance the lies, Shastri. 955 01:00:19.829 --> 01:00:21.387 - Perfect, isn't it? - You will be thrashed! 956 01:00:21.464 --> 01:00:22.590 Of course we will! Move it. 957 01:00:23.733 --> 01:00:24.859 What's this, Zohraji? 958 01:00:25.602 --> 01:00:27.160 You refused to help us. 959 01:00:27.570 --> 01:00:29.094 Then how did you land up here? 960 01:00:29.572 --> 01:00:32.132 His story touched a chord in me. 961 01:00:32.676 --> 01:00:33.768 And l thought... 962 01:00:34.411 --> 01:00:39.212 it's no mean feat for a young actor to play an old character! 963 01:00:39.649 --> 01:00:40.741 Right, elder sister? 964 01:00:45.722 --> 01:00:47.349 What are you thinking, Abbas? 965 01:00:49.492 --> 01:00:51.460 Prithviji was here to break the fast with us... 966 01:00:52.529 --> 01:00:54.190 then why did he leave in a hurry? 967 01:00:59.235 --> 01:01:00.327 Ghost! 968 01:01:01.104 --> 01:01:02.332 She is a ghost. 969 01:01:02.439 --> 01:01:03.565 She is not a ghost... 970 01:01:06.109 --> 01:01:07.701 but Abhishek's sister, Sania. 971 01:01:09.846 --> 01:01:11.211 And she was Apeksa. 972 01:01:12.415 --> 01:01:13.404 My Apeksa! 973 01:04:33.650 --> 01:04:35.379 lnspector, will it take long? 974 01:04:35.585 --> 01:04:37.246 Well, the Eid prayers will be done in another five minutes. 975 01:04:37.387 --> 01:04:39.252 No problem, there's no hurry. 976 01:04:39.622 --> 01:04:40.554 Sir... 977 01:04:40.757 --> 01:04:44.090 lt was a good thing to meet the collector of Amergadh. 978 01:04:44.260 --> 01:04:46.319 When the power plant is set up in Ranakpur... 979 01:04:46.663 --> 01:04:48.494 it will be a delight to watch Vikrant's face. 980 01:04:49.232 --> 01:04:51.257 The power will switch off his face. 981 01:04:59.008 --> 01:04:59.736 Sir! 982 01:05:00.009 --> 01:05:01.340 Abhishek Bachchan! 983 01:05:01.711 --> 01:05:03.144 ls he shooting in Amergadh? 984 01:05:03.313 --> 01:05:04.211 Not him! 985 01:05:04.380 --> 01:05:06.610 Abhishek Bachchan from Ranakpur. 986 01:05:06.683 --> 01:05:07.615 Over there! 987 01:05:55.498 --> 01:05:56.795 Sania, this was great. 988 01:05:57.200 --> 01:05:59.327 lt's a always good to enjoy the Eid sweets. 989 01:06:06.142 --> 01:06:07.040 Prithviji... here? 990 01:06:19.322 --> 01:06:20.516 l had told you... 991 01:06:20.590 --> 01:06:22.251 'you may break a relationship... 992 01:06:22.558 --> 01:06:24.321 but never break someone's trust.' 993 01:06:25.795 --> 01:06:27.422 l saw you at Amergadh. 994 01:06:27.830 --> 01:06:30.424 You were celebrating Eid with the people there. 995 01:06:32.168 --> 01:06:33.499 What is the truth? 996 01:06:34.604 --> 01:06:35.593 Answer me! 997 01:06:44.881 --> 01:06:46.712 You saw me at Amergadh... 998 01:06:49.285 --> 01:06:50.217 l'm dead. 999 01:06:50.787 --> 01:06:52.482 And you want an answer. 1000 01:06:55.491 --> 01:06:57.152 Ravi, will you answer? 1001 01:06:58.261 --> 01:06:59.489 But what will you say... 1002 01:06:59.562 --> 01:07:01.792 Even in school you never answered the questions correctly. 1003 01:07:10.940 --> 01:07:12.134 l have an answer, Prithviji. 1004 01:07:12.508 --> 01:07:13.805 Of course! 1005 01:07:14.143 --> 01:07:17.203 The person you saw was me... yet it wasn't me. 1006 01:07:17.547 --> 01:07:20.038 'lt was you but it wasn't you...' Huh? 1007 01:07:20.450 --> 01:07:22.281 He was my identical brother, Abbas. 1008 01:07:25.288 --> 01:07:26.220 Abbas? 1009 01:07:26.589 --> 01:07:28.489 Ravi, why are you going back there? 1010 01:07:33.563 --> 01:07:35.121 Yes, Prithviji. 1011 01:07:35.531 --> 01:07:38.466 Abhishek has been having a hard time because of his identical brother. 1012 01:07:38.935 --> 01:07:39.902 Since childhood. 1013 01:07:40.303 --> 01:07:41.998 And l know... 1014 01:07:42.071 --> 01:07:43.038 Why don't you tell? 1015 01:07:43.239 --> 01:07:45.002 You know better since you're his sister. 1016 01:07:46.609 --> 01:07:50.136 He would steal the mango, and Abhishek would get beaten up. 1017 01:07:50.346 --> 01:07:51.836 He would get bit by a dog... 1018 01:07:51.914 --> 01:07:53.848 ...and Abhishek would have to take an injection. 1019 01:07:55.952 --> 01:07:57.351 We are carbon copies, Prithviji. 1020 01:07:57.820 --> 01:07:59.253 Except for the moustache. 1021 01:07:59.856 --> 01:08:01.050 l'm sure you noticed. 1022 01:08:02.091 --> 01:08:03.820 l keep a moustache, while he doesn't. 1023 01:08:04.627 --> 01:08:06.254 l'm sure you noticed, Maakhan. 1024 01:08:08.064 --> 01:08:09.622 Except for the moustache, they look the same. 1025 01:08:09.999 --> 01:08:10.966 Like 'Ram and Shyam'. 1026 01:08:11.100 --> 01:08:12.294 Like 'Seeta and Geeta'. 1027 01:08:12.468 --> 01:08:15.266 And similarly, Abbas Ali and Abhishek Bachchan. 1028 01:08:16.839 --> 01:08:17.635 Prithviji... 1029 01:08:18.441 --> 01:08:20.102 are you doubting my integrity? 1030 01:08:22.111 --> 01:08:23.237 Oh no, Abhishek. 1031 01:08:23.846 --> 01:08:24.608 You are my boy... 1032 01:08:25.014 --> 01:08:25.981 'You are my sunflower.' 1033 01:08:26.048 --> 01:08:26.980 Wait a minute! 1034 01:08:27.850 --> 01:08:31.013 How can Abhishek Bachchan's brother be Abbas Ali? 1035 01:08:32.054 --> 01:08:32.986 How?? 1036 01:08:33.656 --> 01:08:34.588 How?? 1037 01:08:35.992 --> 01:08:36.924 How? 1038 01:08:40.296 --> 01:08:41.320 Ravi! 1039 01:08:43.166 --> 01:08:45.134 The warrior knows the truth... 1040 01:08:45.201 --> 01:08:47.362 now what can l say? 1041 01:08:48.171 --> 01:08:50.571 Exactly! You're so right. 1042 01:08:51.007 --> 01:08:53.999 What can you say and how can you reveal that... 1043 01:08:54.577 --> 01:08:56.374 Abbas isn't just your identical brother... 1044 01:08:56.913 --> 01:08:58.210 he is also an illegitimate brother! 1045 01:08:58.981 --> 01:08:59.879 What? 1046 01:09:00.583 --> 01:09:01.572 lllegitimate? 1047 01:09:01.651 --> 01:09:02.583 Yes! 1048 01:09:03.119 --> 01:09:04.017 Yes! 1049 01:09:04.420 --> 01:09:05.318 Yes! 1050 01:09:06.589 --> 01:09:08.523 What are you staring at? 1051 01:09:10.593 --> 01:09:13.221 Even you know the truth. Tell them the story. 1052 01:09:13.329 --> 01:09:15.627 - What story? - the story of illegitimate Abbas. 1053 01:09:16.032 --> 01:09:16.930 Start! 1054 01:09:18.100 --> 01:09:21.627 Once his 'married' father got ajob at a construction site. 1055 01:09:23.105 --> 01:09:25.335 There a girl, by the name Jamila, would carry bricks. 1056 01:09:27.043 --> 01:09:30.103 Father would break the rocks and she'd carry bricks. 1057 01:09:30.513 --> 01:09:32.208 She carried bricks, father broke rocks. 1058 01:09:33.516 --> 01:09:35.643 And then a rock fell upon his father's sensibility. 1059 01:09:36.018 --> 01:09:38.509 He decided to counter Jamila's bricks with his rocks! 1060 01:09:39.622 --> 01:09:42.022 And they went behind the rocks. 1061 01:09:42.458 --> 01:09:45.188 Where they made love! 1062 01:09:47.630 --> 01:09:48.597 What happened then? 1063 01:09:48.698 --> 01:09:50.962 Then one day, nine months later, at night... 1064 01:09:51.033 --> 01:09:52.591 - Day or night? - Both! 1065 01:09:53.135 --> 01:09:54.727 The day brought Abhishek into world and... 1066 01:09:55.137 --> 01:09:57.537 the same night, Abbas was born. 1067 01:10:01.911 --> 01:10:04.573 Where is Abbas' mother? 1068 01:10:08.217 --> 01:10:09.514 Where is mother? 1069 01:10:11.020 --> 01:10:12.078 She isn't alive. 1070 01:10:13.489 --> 01:10:15.218 And that's the reason Abbas lives with us. 1071 01:10:16.592 --> 01:10:19.584 Abhishek has taken both my and Abbas' responsibility upon himself. 1072 01:10:22.231 --> 01:10:23.289 What does he do? 1073 01:10:24.066 --> 01:10:25.431 Nothing at all. He's a dancer. 1074 01:10:25.701 --> 01:10:26.599 Dancer! 1075 01:10:26.903 --> 01:10:28.962 Prithviji, he is a high class classical dancer. 1076 01:10:30.973 --> 01:10:32.031 ls that so? 1077 01:10:32.275 --> 01:10:33.401 l'd like to meet him. 1078 01:10:35.511 --> 01:10:37.536 Prithviji, he can't be of any use to you. 1079 01:10:37.914 --> 01:10:39.609 You are like a warrior... 1080 01:10:40.016 --> 01:10:41.176 while he... 1081 01:10:47.523 --> 01:10:48.956 Then he is definitely of use to me! 1082 01:10:49.025 --> 01:10:49.923 What?! 1083 01:10:51.294 --> 01:10:52.283 You won't get it! 1084 01:10:52.461 --> 01:10:54.691 Tell him to meet me and he'll get ajob. 1085 01:10:55.031 --> 01:10:55.963 Prithviji... 1086 01:10:56.198 --> 01:10:57.529 why are you doing all of this? 1087 01:10:57.733 --> 01:11:00.930 l have to reduce some of the burden from your head, Abhishek. 1088 01:11:01.404 --> 01:11:03.338 We aren't like a boss and an employee. 1089 01:11:04.140 --> 01:11:05.607 Your mother is my mother. 1090 01:11:06.309 --> 01:11:07.708 Your brother is my brother. 1091 01:11:08.277 --> 01:11:09.301 - Your sister... - Sir! 1092 01:11:09.378 --> 01:11:10.436 Let's go, Maakhan! 1093 01:11:11.647 --> 01:11:13.444 ldiots! Scoundrels! 1094 01:11:13.616 --> 01:11:15.083 My father broke rocks? 1095 01:11:15.384 --> 01:11:18.319 My father made love to another woman? And you? 1096 01:11:18.588 --> 01:11:20.021 What did you whisper in Prithviji's ear? 1097 01:11:22.992 --> 01:11:23.720 What?! 1098 01:11:24.493 --> 01:11:26.586 How can l meet him as Abbas? 1099 01:11:26.729 --> 01:11:28.162 Don't you worry! 1100 01:11:28.464 --> 01:11:30.091 l will create such a fabulous Abbas out of you... 1101 01:11:30.166 --> 01:11:31.064 that Prithviji will never figure it out. 1102 01:11:31.133 --> 01:11:32.065 Trust me! 1103 01:11:53.589 --> 01:11:56.387 lf this battery doesn't work, then use the other one. 1104 01:11:57.493 --> 01:11:58.391 You fool! 1105 01:11:58.527 --> 01:12:00.324 What are you looking at? Carry on! 1106 01:12:20.349 --> 01:12:21.509 Abhishek Bachchan? 1107 01:12:22.184 --> 01:12:24.744 Hey crazy fans, guess who l am... 1108 01:12:25.354 --> 01:12:28.653 l've come from afar, who am l? 1109 01:12:30.626 --> 01:12:31.558 Abbas? 1110 01:12:33.462 --> 01:12:34.724 But Prithviji... 1111 01:12:36.098 --> 01:12:37.759 l thought you were a real man... 1112 01:12:39.301 --> 01:12:42.236 but you are a blotch on mankind! 1113 01:12:43.773 --> 01:12:44.467 Shut up! 1114 01:12:44.540 --> 01:12:45.632 He isn't Prithvi... 1115 01:12:46.475 --> 01:12:47.407 l am. 1116 01:12:56.285 --> 01:12:57.274 Greetings. 1117 01:12:58.688 --> 01:13:00.155 Abbas... 1118 01:13:01.357 --> 01:13:02.790 why haven't you kept a moustache? 1119 01:13:04.060 --> 01:13:05.288 Because l never got one! 1120 01:13:06.028 --> 01:13:06.756 Why not? 1121 01:13:07.129 --> 01:13:08.528 Because l'm more like my mother. 1122 01:13:10.599 --> 01:13:14.000 Anyway, tell me, why did you ask me to come here? 1123 01:13:14.303 --> 01:13:16.464 Your brother said that you are a good dancer. 1124 01:13:18.541 --> 01:13:21.135 For fun, sir. Fun. 1125 01:13:21.277 --> 01:13:22.437 Abhishek, what's this? 1126 01:13:22.745 --> 01:13:24.736 Not Abhishek, but his brother, Abbas. 1127 01:13:25.247 --> 01:13:27.545 One's a 'man', the other a 'dancer'. 1128 01:13:27.717 --> 01:13:28.649 Radhika... 1129 01:13:29.785 --> 01:13:31.582 he will be your dance instructor from tomorrow. 1130 01:13:31.754 --> 01:13:32.618 What? 1131 01:13:32.688 --> 01:13:34.815 l've taken the onus to help you. 1132 01:13:35.324 --> 01:13:36.484 But l can't come here. 1133 01:13:36.592 --> 01:13:38.150 ln that case, you can't leave this place. 1134 01:13:38.294 --> 01:13:40.762 All day l look after my sick mother. 1135 01:13:41.063 --> 01:13:42.621 Then you come here at night. 1136 01:13:43.265 --> 01:13:44.232 l will not come! 1137 01:13:44.300 --> 01:13:45.198 Fine! 1138 01:13:45.367 --> 01:13:47.028 Lock him up and call Abhishek! 1139 01:13:47.169 --> 01:13:48.534 l will come. 1140 01:13:49.205 --> 01:13:50.137 Nine o'clock. 1141 01:13:52.308 --> 01:13:53.275 Listen... 1142 01:13:54.376 --> 01:13:56.310 Brother, why don't you check... 1143 01:13:56.479 --> 01:13:58.640 if he even knows to dance or is merely faking it... 1144 01:13:59.081 --> 01:14:00.309 She is right! 1145 01:14:00.683 --> 01:14:02.310 Let me see your talent. 1146 01:14:04.186 --> 01:14:05.744 - Maakhan! - Sir! 1147 01:14:06.355 --> 01:14:07.583 Music! 1148 01:14:25.775 --> 01:14:26.707 Dance! 1149 01:14:53.169 --> 01:14:54.101 Pappu! 1150 01:15:42.885 --> 01:15:44.352 Pappu control! 1151 01:16:27.096 --> 01:16:29.428 Abbas! Abbas, stop! 1152 01:16:29.832 --> 01:16:30.821 Enog is enog! 1153 01:16:31.500 --> 01:16:33.661 Starting tomorrow, you can teach Radhika dancing. 1154 01:16:34.436 --> 01:16:35.733 Because a fish out of water... 1155 01:16:35.838 --> 01:16:37.328 'fish and chips without water'... 1156 01:16:37.773 --> 01:16:39.468 is like dancing in the dark... 1157 01:16:39.742 --> 01:16:41.676 'disco dancer without electric meter'! 1158 01:16:47.616 --> 01:16:48.605 Listen, Hari... 1159 01:16:48.884 --> 01:16:51.944 there's an easy way to go from fat to 'fit-fat'. 1160 01:16:52.287 --> 01:16:54.278 - you only need to Let go of three things. - What's that, sir? 1161 01:16:54.523 --> 01:16:55.888 Breakfast, lunch and dinner! 1162 01:16:58.594 --> 01:17:01.222 Sir, why did you give Abbas ajob? 1163 01:17:01.296 --> 01:17:02.285 Shastri... 1164 01:17:02.998 --> 01:17:06.263 it's not often that you meet such 'blue-coated' people. 1165 01:17:06.735 --> 01:17:07.895 'Blue-coated'? 1166 01:17:08.070 --> 01:17:09.128 'Out of the blues!' 1167 01:17:09.905 --> 01:17:11.532 Oh no, sir. He is useless. 1168 01:17:11.740 --> 01:17:14.038 - But He is of use to me. - Sir! 1169 01:17:15.844 --> 01:17:19.746 l mean, he will be Radhika's dance instructor. 1170 01:17:20.015 --> 01:17:21.607 My sister will be in safe hands. 1171 01:17:22.684 --> 01:17:24.083 Abbas, you were brilliant. 1172 01:17:24.553 --> 01:17:26.851 lf the record company was there... 1173 01:17:26.989 --> 01:17:29.150 they would have launched a remix album of your performance! 1174 01:17:29.324 --> 01:17:33.283 And like me, even you would be world famous here in Ranakpur. 1175 01:17:34.596 --> 01:17:35.585 Tell me something... 1176 01:17:36.198 --> 01:17:36.994 your father... 1177 01:17:37.065 --> 01:17:37.724 Father? 1178 01:17:37.799 --> 01:17:38.788 Shastri! 1179 01:17:38.901 --> 01:17:39.799 Oh! 1180 01:17:39.868 --> 01:17:41.233 He did help me with ajob but where? 1181 01:17:41.904 --> 01:17:43.804 l mean, with that mountain of a warrior! 1182 01:17:47.843 --> 01:17:50.243 Not just a warrior... wild buffalo! 1183 01:17:51.547 --> 01:17:53.037 - Forget it. - How can l Forget it? 1184 01:17:53.282 --> 01:17:54.840 'Hard work is the keyhole to saxophone'? 1185 01:17:54.917 --> 01:17:55.975 Saxophone? 1186 01:17:56.185 --> 01:17:57.652 He can lift a 100 kilos but... 1187 01:17:57.719 --> 01:17:58.947 he doesn't have an ounce of intelligence. 1188 01:17:59.021 --> 01:18:01.854 lf he had, in a minute he would've realized that... 1189 01:18:01.924 --> 01:18:03.391 l am Abhishek Bachchan and also Abbas Ali. 1190 01:18:05.194 --> 01:18:07.287 - Why are you saying all of that? - What's wrong with you? 1191 01:18:12.834 --> 01:18:14.324 Great! 1192 01:18:15.304 --> 01:18:16.931 You really are good at staging acts. 1193 01:18:17.973 --> 01:18:20.771 l came here to tell you to stop your brother from coming to my place. 1194 01:18:21.310 --> 01:18:23.039 But now l will stop my brother... 1195 01:18:23.378 --> 01:18:25.812 stop him from trusting frauds like you! 1196 01:18:27.082 --> 01:18:29.209 He's very simple and naive too... 1197 01:18:29.618 --> 01:18:31.313 and you are taking advantage of that fact. 1198 01:18:31.887 --> 01:18:34.014 l'm going... to tell him the truth. 1199 01:18:34.756 --> 01:18:35.745 Radhika... 1200 01:18:36.992 --> 01:18:39.051 you may tell your brother the truth. 1201 01:18:39.595 --> 01:18:42.894 But at least listen to why we had to lie. 1202 01:18:45.634 --> 01:18:49.798 Radhika, a man doesn't fulfill his life merely by living it. 1203 01:18:50.372 --> 01:18:53.398 He fulfills it by taking care of the responsibilities of his family. 1204 01:18:54.776 --> 01:18:56.334 Abbas had some dreams for me. 1205 01:18:57.012 --> 01:18:59.742 But our family property in Delhi was snatched away from us illegally. 1206 01:19:00.115 --> 01:19:01.377 Abbas lost his job. 1207 01:19:01.984 --> 01:19:03.884 Uncle Shastri brought us here to Ranakpur. 1208 01:19:04.219 --> 01:19:07.382 And to save a child from drowning, Abbas broke the temple lock. 1209 01:19:08.156 --> 01:19:09.418 And to save the situation... 1210 01:19:09.658 --> 01:19:12.286 l said Abbas Ali's name is Abhishek Bachchan. 1211 01:19:13.395 --> 01:19:16.330 But when Prithviji gave Abbas such a good job... 1212 01:19:17.032 --> 01:19:21.765 our lie didn't seem that wrong. 1213 01:19:22.204 --> 01:19:23.865 Radhika, nobody makes a mistake... 1214 01:19:24.773 --> 01:19:26.138 mistakes happen. 1215 01:19:27.943 --> 01:19:29.740 What you've said is right. 1216 01:19:30.779 --> 01:19:34.146 lf you want to tell Prithviji the truth, please go ahead. 1217 01:19:35.917 --> 01:19:37.316 You know my brother very well! 1218 01:19:38.086 --> 01:19:39.815 lf he finds out the truth... 1219 01:19:39.988 --> 01:19:41.785 he will break all of you to pieces. 1220 01:19:42.057 --> 01:19:46.255 lt's because of this fear that we couldn't confess. 1221 01:19:51.466 --> 01:19:52.455 Radhika... 1222 01:19:53.435 --> 01:19:57.030 now you may do as you wish. 1223 01:20:07.883 --> 01:20:08.872 Listen... 1224 01:20:11.987 --> 01:20:13.852 You may start teaching me dance tomorrow. 1225 01:20:15.691 --> 01:20:16.680 Goodbye. 1226 01:25:10.552 --> 01:25:12.577 Ghost! 1227 01:25:13.989 --> 01:25:16.150 Ghosts are a bundle of lies. 1228 01:25:17.392 --> 01:25:19.656 She is Abhishek's sister, Sania Bachchan. 1229 01:25:22.731 --> 01:25:24.756 Prithviji, l'm glad you are here. 1230 01:25:25.066 --> 01:25:27.159 Wonder where Ravi and his friends are. 1231 01:25:28.269 --> 01:25:31.238 lf you don't mind, will you rehearse with me? 1232 01:25:32.540 --> 01:25:34.565 l don't have any experience. 1233 01:25:35.143 --> 01:25:36.269 Your eyes say it all. 1234 01:25:37.012 --> 01:25:38.309 You only have to deliver these four lines. 1235 01:25:38.480 --> 01:25:39.504 And then it's my dialogue. 1236 01:25:39.814 --> 01:25:41.111 l can't deliver... 1237 01:25:41.416 --> 01:25:43.407 l mean, say these lines. 1238 01:25:44.819 --> 01:25:45.808 Listen... 1239 01:25:46.354 --> 01:25:47.616 l know to say, 'listen'. 1240 01:25:47.689 --> 01:25:48.621 Excellent! 1241 01:25:48.690 --> 01:25:50.351 So look at me and say these lines. 1242 01:25:51.192 --> 01:25:52.181 Okay. 1243 01:25:52.761 --> 01:25:53.750 Start. 1244 01:25:56.197 --> 01:26:00.361 Listen to what l have to say! 1245 01:26:01.603 --> 01:26:02.535 Goodness gracious! 1246 01:26:02.604 --> 01:26:05.164 Are you admitting your love or making a war declaration. 1247 01:26:06.074 --> 01:26:07.132 Take it easy. 1248 01:26:10.178 --> 01:26:15.309 Lis...ten... l... have... to... say... some... thing... 1249 01:26:17.118 --> 01:26:20.349 Now it seems like you are a toy that has been wound up! 1250 01:26:21.556 --> 01:26:24.218 Let it come from your heart, okay? 1251 01:26:24.793 --> 01:26:25.782 Start! 1252 01:26:26.194 --> 01:26:27.627 Listen... 1253 01:26:27.696 --> 01:26:29.254 listen to me... 1254 01:26:29.330 --> 01:26:30.490 at least listen to me... 1255 01:26:30.799 --> 01:26:32.858 listen, 'l say to something have...' 1256 01:26:33.134 --> 01:26:34.658 Why don't you listen... 1257 01:26:36.237 --> 01:26:37.670 Enough! You can't do it! 1258 01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:40.139 The character is admitting that he is in love... 1259 01:26:40.475 --> 01:26:42.841 Prithviji, you have to feel every word, not merely rattle it! 1260 01:26:43.344 --> 01:26:44.333 But you... 1261 01:26:45.447 --> 01:26:46.243 never mind! 1262 01:26:46.314 --> 01:26:47.338 You can't do this. 1263 01:26:47.515 --> 01:26:48.504 Listen... 1264 01:26:49.651 --> 01:26:51.278 there's something l have to say. 1265 01:26:52.821 --> 01:26:55.722 Don't shoot arrows from those eyes... 1266 01:26:56.491 --> 01:26:59.119 Don't take my life, my love... 1267 01:26:59.761 --> 01:27:04.494 Should then my soul leave my body... 1268 01:27:06.134 --> 01:27:07.158 Hail Prithviji! 1269 01:27:07.235 --> 01:27:07.963 Hurray! 1270 01:27:08.036 --> 01:27:08.661 Hail Prithviji! 1271 01:27:08.903 --> 01:27:09.392 Hurray! 1272 01:27:09.471 --> 01:27:10.665 Prithviji, unbelievable! 1273 01:27:10.905 --> 01:27:11.894 l have a few words for you... 1274 01:27:12.373 --> 01:27:15.137 'You carried weights and now your words have weight!' 1275 01:27:15.210 --> 01:27:15.676 Wow! 1276 01:27:15.910 --> 01:27:18.504 'There's a spark of romance in this action hero!' 1277 01:27:18.580 --> 01:27:19.547 Wow! 1278 01:27:19.614 --> 01:27:21.309 Thanks for the 'complan boy'. 1279 01:27:21.616 --> 01:27:23.345 Prithviji, l have a small request. 1280 01:27:23.551 --> 01:27:26.452 We have a heroine for our play, why don't you play the hero? 1281 01:27:27.021 --> 01:27:28.045 Oh no, no, no! 1282 01:27:28.123 --> 01:27:29.556 This is not my cup of 'lassi'. 1283 01:27:30.058 --> 01:27:31.184 No, sir! lt's a request! 1284 01:27:31.292 --> 01:27:32.281 Please! 1285 01:27:33.428 --> 01:27:35.487 Listen, l won't be able to do this. 1286 01:27:35.997 --> 01:27:36.656 But... 1287 01:27:36.898 --> 01:27:38.365 l could produce your play. 1288 01:27:38.633 --> 01:27:40.396 Make it grand! 1289 01:27:40.568 --> 01:27:41.592 That's amazing! 1290 01:27:42.537 --> 01:27:44.095 You have my support. 1291 01:27:47.242 --> 01:27:48.140 Hail Prithviji! 1292 01:27:48.209 --> 01:27:49.107 Hurray! 1293 01:27:49.177 --> 01:27:50.974 We got a producer! 1294 01:27:53.515 --> 01:27:54.379 Wow, Abhishek! 1295 01:27:54.449 --> 01:27:56.246 You've noted every penny. 1296 01:27:57.285 --> 01:27:58.582 You are a 'mind blow dryer'! 1297 01:28:00.054 --> 01:28:01.487 Maakhan, a real gem! 1298 01:28:06.261 --> 01:28:07.285 Yes sir... no sir... 1299 01:28:07.462 --> 01:28:09.623 Radhika, what are you watching? 1300 01:28:10.331 --> 01:28:11.093 Golmaal. 1301 01:28:11.166 --> 01:28:13.066 l lied to you hence ''no'' sir. 1302 01:28:13.201 --> 01:28:14.133 Shut up! 1303 01:28:14.202 --> 01:28:16.033 l saw you in the stadium... 1304 01:28:16.204 --> 01:28:18.229 l was shocked to see you like that. 1305 01:28:18.306 --> 01:28:20.035 With that moustache you look so different. 1306 01:28:20.408 --> 01:28:22.706 Yes l'm doing a double role... 1307 01:28:23.178 --> 01:28:24.236 of twin brothers... 1308 01:28:24.312 --> 01:28:26.473 One has a moustache and the other doesn't. 1309 01:28:27.248 --> 01:28:28.374 lt's not your fault. 1310 01:28:28.516 --> 01:28:31.383 - What do you mean? - Don't get so worked up! 1311 01:28:31.753 --> 01:28:33.687 My father used to say... 1312 01:28:34.088 --> 01:28:37.023 What is it your father said? 1313 01:28:37.192 --> 01:28:40.025 Sir, my father said... 1314 01:28:40.628 --> 01:28:45.691 'With a million bricks of hard work, man builds his home.' 1315 01:28:46.067 --> 01:28:46.761 Sir. 1316 01:28:47.001 --> 01:28:50.164 Priceless words, my dear! 1317 01:28:51.439 --> 01:28:55.603 Just like your father, you should break it all brick by brick! 1318 01:28:56.110 --> 01:28:57.099 Sir? 1319 01:28:57.679 --> 01:28:59.237 What are you trying to say? 1320 01:28:59.447 --> 01:29:01.813 The one you saw was not Ramprasad... 1321 01:29:02.317 --> 01:29:04.410 He was Laxmanprasad Dhashrathprasad Sharma... 1322 01:29:04.752 --> 01:29:06.185 my identical twin brother. 1323 01:29:11.593 --> 01:29:12.617 Sir, please come. 1324 01:29:12.760 --> 01:29:13.385 Where? 1325 01:29:13.461 --> 01:29:14.553 Come with me... 1326 01:29:14.629 --> 01:29:16.597 l want to show you something. Please come. 1327 01:29:18.399 --> 01:29:19.388 See. 1328 01:29:20.368 --> 01:29:21.733 l have a moustache, he doesn't. 1329 01:29:22.337 --> 01:29:23.326 Golmaal. 1330 01:29:23.705 --> 01:29:24.535 l've seen it many times. 1331 01:29:24.606 --> 01:29:25.800 l'm sure you remember the story. 1332 01:29:26.574 --> 01:29:29.771 Yes, Amol Palekar spins a web of lies about a twin brother and... 1333 01:29:30.011 --> 01:29:33.174 l hope he isn't spinning a similar web of lies around you. 1334 01:29:34.082 --> 01:29:38.815 You are my boss, if you want to sack me, please go ahead. 1335 01:29:41.155 --> 01:29:42.144 Me? 1336 01:29:42.357 --> 01:29:43.153 Yes. 1337 01:29:43.224 --> 01:29:46.022 But why would Amol Palekar lie to me? 1338 01:29:46.194 --> 01:29:48.389 Not Amol Palekar, Abhishek Bachchan! 1339 01:29:48.696 --> 01:29:50.027 Have you lost it? 1340 01:29:50.698 --> 01:29:52.131 You're equating a film to real life! 1341 01:29:52.200 --> 01:29:55.226 No, l'm equating real life to a film. 1342 01:29:55.303 --> 01:29:57.237 But these things happen in real life. 1343 01:29:57.639 --> 01:30:00.574 lsn't Sania identical to Apeksa? 1344 01:30:01.376 --> 01:30:03.503 You think a obedient person like Abhishek will lie? 1345 01:30:03.878 --> 01:30:05.812 You think his pious mother will lie? 1346 01:30:06.247 --> 01:30:07.646 Have you ever seen such a well-cultured family? 1347 01:30:07.715 --> 01:30:09.376 l haven't and that's why l think so! 1348 01:30:09.517 --> 01:30:11.212 'When the first is incoming, the other is outgoing.' 1349 01:30:11.352 --> 01:30:12.785 'And when the other is outgoing, the first is incoming.' 1350 01:30:13.187 --> 01:30:16.088 There's never been a cross connection in this roaming facility! 1351 01:30:16.357 --> 01:30:19.656 lf these 'two SlM cards' actually belong to 'one phone' then... 1352 01:30:20.061 --> 01:30:24.054 the Prithviraj who is brave and strong and revered... 1353 01:30:24.132 --> 01:30:25.690 would have been fooled by a nobody! 1354 01:30:26.100 --> 01:30:28.762 Think about what that will do to your image. 1355 01:30:29.704 --> 01:30:31.262 Prithviji, my name is lrfan Pathan... 1356 01:30:31.439 --> 01:30:33.236 and this is my identical brother Mahendra Singh Dhoni! 1357 01:30:45.553 --> 01:30:46.542 Come on. 1358 01:30:51.559 --> 01:30:52.583 Abhishek... 1359 01:30:53.561 --> 01:30:55.290 We need to discuss Abbas' salary. 1360 01:30:56.264 --> 01:30:57.288 Can he come now? 1361 01:30:58.466 --> 01:30:59.626 Now? 1362 01:31:00.702 --> 01:31:02.329 Now, he is looking after mother. 1363 01:31:02.570 --> 01:31:04.231 l'll send him as soon as l get home. 1364 01:31:17.452 --> 01:31:18.919 Why did you lock the door? 1365 01:31:19.554 --> 01:31:22.182 Because this lock will unlock the other lock. 1366 01:31:22.557 --> 01:31:23.854 lt's a necessity, sir. 1367 01:31:27.362 --> 01:31:30.388 'Necessity is the mother of Discovery channel!' 1368 01:31:38.940 --> 01:31:40.703 Radhika, why did Maakhan lock the door? 1369 01:31:40.942 --> 01:31:43.035 Because he's taken Prithvi to see who are not there. 1370 01:31:43.411 --> 01:31:44.070 Who? 1371 01:31:44.145 --> 01:31:45.134 Abbas and mother! 1372 01:31:46.547 --> 01:31:47.912 Please go hurry up. 1373 01:32:01.963 --> 01:32:02.952 See sir... 1374 01:32:03.197 --> 01:32:05.222 neither is he here, nor is his mother! 1375 01:32:05.500 --> 01:32:06.933 They've vanished into thin air! 1376 01:32:07.201 --> 01:32:08.190 They aren't here... 1377 01:32:08.269 --> 01:32:09.395 there's no use looking for them. 1378 01:32:22.016 --> 01:32:23.381 Prithviji, what brings you here? 1379 01:32:25.486 --> 01:32:28.080 l was passing by and saw the house and thought... 1380 01:32:28.222 --> 01:32:30.656 You thought of watching the road from the house? 1381 01:32:34.695 --> 01:32:36.060 Hello, mother. 1382 01:32:36.230 --> 01:32:37.356 Hello, mother. 1383 01:32:37.565 --> 01:32:39.123 She isn't answering nor looking eye to eye. 1384 01:32:39.200 --> 01:32:40.167 What's the matter? 1385 01:32:40.234 --> 01:32:42.293 Because she just shut her eyes, blind man! 1386 01:32:42.437 --> 01:32:43.665 So, shhhh! 1387 01:32:48.543 --> 01:32:50.101 How is her health now? 1388 01:32:50.244 --> 01:32:51.643 As usual, just lying around. 1389 01:32:52.246 --> 01:32:52.735 l... 1390 01:32:52.980 --> 01:32:56.381 l'd like to say something, if you don't mind. 1391 01:32:57.418 --> 01:33:02.412 lt's not good to visit someone so often. 1392 01:33:03.991 --> 01:33:05.583 lt lowers ones respect. 1393 01:33:10.431 --> 01:33:11.591 Let's go, Maakhan. 1394 01:33:13.234 --> 01:33:14.223 Sir! 1395 01:33:14.402 --> 01:33:17.428 She has hairy legs, how? 1396 01:33:19.540 --> 01:33:21.405 How does mother have hairy legs? 1397 01:33:23.010 --> 01:33:24.773 You think instead of hair on her legs... 1398 01:33:25.012 --> 01:33:26.274 there should be legs in her hair? 1399 01:33:26.347 --> 01:33:28.042 Prithviji, tell me something. 1400 01:33:28.449 --> 01:33:31.350 You think at this old age, my mother should visit a beauty parlor? 1401 01:33:32.053 --> 01:33:36.149 lt's my time to get manicured, pedicured, and waxed. 1402 01:33:38.826 --> 01:33:42.262 Anyway, he has always been a scoundrel. 1403 01:33:42.330 --> 01:33:42.819 What? 1404 01:33:43.064 --> 01:33:44.361 - you too? - What? 1405 01:33:44.465 --> 01:33:45.454 Unbelievable! 1406 01:33:46.234 --> 01:33:53.197 How could you employ someone who thinks about my mother's hairy legs? 1407 01:34:02.083 --> 01:34:03.072 They're gone! 1408 01:34:03.251 --> 01:34:04.149 Gone? 1409 01:34:04.218 --> 01:34:05.480 Wow! 1410 01:34:06.020 --> 01:34:07.282 Abbas, that was close! 1411 01:34:09.123 --> 01:34:10.283 Oh no! 1412 01:34:10.558 --> 01:34:11.718 What happened? 1413 01:34:11.792 --> 01:34:13.259 Prithviji has left for the mansion. 1414 01:34:13.461 --> 01:34:14.393 So? 1415 01:34:14.462 --> 01:34:15.451 So? 1416 01:34:15.663 --> 01:34:16.994 Abbas is here! 1417 01:34:17.231 --> 01:34:19.199 But Abhishek Bachchan isn't there! 1418 01:34:25.373 --> 01:34:28.433 Oh God! Now we're dead! 1419 01:34:36.050 --> 01:34:37.449 You were checking out mother's hair? 1420 01:34:38.819 --> 01:34:41.083 Prithviji, Abbas called and told me. 1421 01:34:41.189 --> 01:34:42.178 l will... 1422 01:34:42.290 --> 01:34:43.279 Abhishek... 1423 01:34:44.258 --> 01:34:46.123 Your brother has already slapped him. 1424 01:34:46.227 --> 01:34:48.457 Anyway, he has always been a scoundrel. 1425 01:34:48.529 --> 01:34:49.188 Huh? 1426 01:34:49.263 --> 01:34:50.025 But you too? 1427 01:34:50.097 --> 01:34:51.291 - What? - Unbelievable! 1428 01:34:52.800 --> 01:34:54.097 You doubted me? 1429 01:34:54.635 --> 01:34:55.602 Me? 1430 01:34:55.670 --> 01:34:57.137 Oh no, Abhishek! 1431 01:34:57.305 --> 01:34:59.569 Don't get emotional, 'pest control yourself!' 1432 01:35:00.441 --> 01:35:02.739 You're like a younger brother, you're my own! 1433 01:35:03.044 --> 01:35:04.272 No, Prithviji. 1434 01:35:04.478 --> 01:35:05.467 l'm resigning! 1435 01:35:06.147 --> 01:35:07.136 That's fine... 1436 01:35:07.281 --> 01:35:10.478 but don't quit your job because of your anger. 1437 01:35:12.253 --> 01:35:13.242 Prithviji! 1438 01:35:13.821 --> 01:35:16.756 Don't you realize which is the bone that supports your spine and... 1439 01:35:17.058 --> 01:35:19.049 which is the bone that will get stuck in your throat? 1440 01:35:19.393 --> 01:35:20.325 Maakhan! 1441 01:35:20.394 --> 01:35:21.486 - sir. - Say it... 1442 01:35:22.530 --> 01:35:23.519 Say it... 1443 01:35:24.031 --> 01:35:25.521 say that they are one. 1444 01:35:26.500 --> 01:35:28.627 Say that after we left, someone opened the lock... 1445 01:35:28.703 --> 01:35:30.330 and he got there before us... 1446 01:35:30.404 --> 01:35:33.532 took off his moustache and began massaging his mother's legs. 1447 01:35:33.608 --> 01:35:35.075 - No, sir. - Say it! 1448 01:35:35.276 --> 01:35:38.302 And say that before we could get here, he made it and... 1449 01:35:38.379 --> 01:35:40.472 who had opened the lock before, locked him in again and... 1450 01:35:40.548 --> 01:35:42.641 he put on a fake moustache! 1451 01:35:42.717 --> 01:35:43.684 - No, sir. - Say it! 1452 01:35:43.751 --> 01:35:44.740 No, sir. 1453 01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:46.108 No, sir. 1454 01:35:46.254 --> 01:35:47.619 He is fake? 1455 01:35:47.722 --> 01:35:49.087 No, sir. Forgive me. 1456 01:35:49.223 --> 01:35:51.418 - this is fake? - No, sir. 1457 01:35:51.726 --> 01:35:52.715 Pull it! 1458 01:35:53.094 --> 01:35:53.560 No, sir. 1459 01:35:53.628 --> 01:35:55.619 - Pull it, l say. - No, sir. Forgive me! 1460 01:35:55.696 --> 01:35:57.425 Try to pull it. 1461 01:35:58.232 --> 01:35:59.221 Pull it! 1462 01:36:00.368 --> 01:36:01.357 Sir! 1463 01:36:15.182 --> 01:36:16.240 You're pulling it! 1464 01:36:16.484 --> 01:36:18.281 You're still trying to pull it! 1465 01:36:22.089 --> 01:36:23.647 You humiliated me in front of Abhishek. 1466 01:36:23.958 --> 01:36:25.357 'My eyes have fallen from my face!' 1467 01:36:26.694 --> 01:36:29.219 lf his mother learns about this, she will be hurt. 1468 01:36:32.900 --> 01:36:33.662 Mother! 1469 01:36:33.901 --> 01:36:34.629 Where? 1470 01:36:34.869 --> 01:36:36.097 Over there. 1471 01:36:44.412 --> 01:36:48.473 'You found time to confess.' 1472 01:36:49.317 --> 01:36:55.222 'But this life proved too short for me to sin.' 1473 01:36:57.658 --> 01:37:01.025 'l will land at your door, over and over again.' 1474 01:37:01.295 --> 01:37:05.197 'l will land at your door, over and over again.' 1475 01:37:10.571 --> 01:37:12.562 'Ring the door bell and run away like hell.' 1476 01:37:15.643 --> 01:37:17.235 That's a load of crap, old woman! 1477 01:37:17.411 --> 01:37:21.711 Zohra, till when will you torture us with your sorrow? 1478 01:37:22.116 --> 01:37:25.313 With cameraman Yogesh, Rajan Chaurasiya, Aajtak. 1479 01:37:30.925 --> 01:37:34.156 Zohra, does that mean l'm the father of your child? 1480 01:37:34.228 --> 01:37:36.458 You should grow up for that, bald man! 1481 01:37:38.132 --> 01:37:39.531 So, how did it happen? 1482 01:37:42.703 --> 01:37:44.432 Well... 1483 01:37:44.705 --> 01:37:46.229 How did the miracle happen? 1484 01:37:47.108 --> 01:37:48.473 Well... 1485 01:37:49.310 --> 01:37:50.777 How did it happen? 1486 01:37:51.145 --> 01:37:52.134 Well... 1487 01:37:53.280 --> 01:37:55.305 - How did the miracle happen! - Get lost! 1488 01:37:59.220 --> 01:38:04.658 Oh God, make this problem go away! 1489 01:38:08.629 --> 01:38:11.359 Greetings, mother! 1490 01:38:13.267 --> 01:38:14.256 Greetings. 1491 01:38:14.468 --> 01:38:18.165 Who are you? And who are you looking for? 1492 01:38:18.372 --> 01:38:19.361 Great! 1493 01:38:19.607 --> 01:38:22.735 Signs of danger and the chameleon changes color! 1494 01:38:23.177 --> 01:38:26.271 Don't you recognize Prithviraj Raghuvanshi? 1495 01:38:26.781 --> 01:38:29.215 Do l know you? 1496 01:38:32.720 --> 01:38:34.210 That's up to you. 1497 01:38:35.322 --> 01:38:37.415 But now l know you very well. 1498 01:38:37.491 --> 01:38:38.480 Yes! 1499 01:38:39.026 --> 01:38:41.119 A saintly widow and a seductive vamp! 1500 01:38:41.529 --> 01:38:42.518 Widow? 1501 01:38:47.134 --> 01:38:50.661 l guess you met my twin, Madhumati. 1502 01:38:50.805 --> 01:38:52.295 That's not me. 1503 01:38:53.574 --> 01:38:55.542 l also have two identical nephews... 1504 01:38:55.609 --> 01:38:57.076 Abhishek and Abbas. 1505 01:38:57.778 --> 01:39:00.269 My sister and l also had identical mothers... 1506 01:39:00.381 --> 01:39:01.643 Leelavati and Nanavati. 1507 01:39:02.116 --> 01:39:06.177 ls it a family or an identical children producing factory? 1508 01:39:06.253 --> 01:39:08.619 You foul-mouthed good-for-nothing, l'll show you! 1509 01:39:08.689 --> 01:39:09.485 What? 1510 01:39:09.557 --> 01:39:10.546 Sir... 1511 01:39:11.025 --> 01:39:14.290 Sir, he even looks like a scoundrel. 1512 01:39:14.428 --> 01:39:15.019 Huh? 1513 01:39:15.095 --> 01:39:15.789 But you too? 1514 01:39:15.863 --> 01:39:18.297 - What? - Unbelievable! 1515 01:39:19.133 --> 01:39:21.693 Couldn't you tell the difference between... 1516 01:39:21.769 --> 01:39:24.203 'Saintly Madhumati' and 'Seductive Zohra'? 1517 01:39:24.805 --> 01:39:28.741 Forgive me, l was misled by the poster. 1518 01:39:29.043 --> 01:39:30.203 'Zohra, The lnfamous' 1519 01:39:30.277 --> 01:39:32.177 Only for you, darling! 1520 01:39:34.782 --> 01:39:36.249 lt's a song, sir. 1521 01:39:36.350 --> 01:39:40.753 That reminds me, please convey my regards to Madhu. 1522 01:39:41.155 --> 01:39:45.285 And also tell her that Zohra misses her. 1523 01:39:53.667 --> 01:39:54.827 Wait a minute, sir. 1524 01:39:55.536 --> 01:39:57.834 How can Madhumati's sister be Zohra? 1525 01:39:58.506 --> 01:40:01.066 Maakhan, it won't be nice to hear... 1526 01:40:01.141 --> 01:40:03.200 the 'rock and brick' story from a lady. 1527 01:40:03.711 --> 01:40:05.736 l believe Abbas has taken after her. 1528 01:40:06.146 --> 01:40:07.135 Sir... 1529 01:40:07.515 --> 01:40:09.710 don't you think we should convey... 1530 01:40:09.783 --> 01:40:12.445 Zohra's regards to Madhumati right now? 1531 01:40:13.587 --> 01:40:14.576 At her house? 1532 01:40:15.155 --> 01:40:16.554 Oh no, she must be asleep. 1533 01:40:17.424 --> 01:40:18.891 But Sania will be awake. 1534 01:40:21.262 --> 01:40:22.251 Let's go! 1535 01:40:26.634 --> 01:40:28.568 Prithviji's hand was almost here. 1536 01:40:29.803 --> 01:40:31.293 You were saved by a whisker, Abbas. 1537 01:40:31.472 --> 01:40:32.837 Actually, l was saved. 1538 01:40:33.507 --> 01:40:36.601 With my hairy legs exposed, l thought all of us would be exposed. 1539 01:40:37.711 --> 01:40:39.110 - Abhishek. - Who is it? 1540 01:40:40.347 --> 01:40:41.336 Abhishek. 1541 01:40:42.082 --> 01:40:43.071 - Your moustache! - They are here. 1542 01:40:43.217 --> 01:40:44.206 Put on your moustache. 1543 01:40:45.619 --> 01:40:46.643 Two double centuries! 1544 01:40:55.162 --> 01:40:56.823 Prithviji, didn't l tell you that... 1545 01:40:57.364 --> 01:40:59.628 'lt's not good to visit someone so often. 1546 01:41:00.334 --> 01:41:01.562 lt lowers their respect.' 1547 01:41:02.703 --> 01:41:03.431 Oh no! 1548 01:41:03.504 --> 01:41:05.631 We are here to see your mother. 1549 01:41:05.839 --> 01:41:06.737 We need to talk to her. 1550 01:41:06.807 --> 01:41:09.207 Well... She is taking a bath. 1551 01:41:11.312 --> 01:41:13.803 - Let's come back some other time, Maakhan... - Sir, the message... 1552 01:41:14.214 --> 01:41:15.579 and it doesn't take long for a bath. 1553 01:41:15.950 --> 01:41:17.747 Sania is also here... 1554 01:41:18.786 --> 01:41:19.912 to get us coffee. 1555 01:41:20.387 --> 01:41:22.150 Sania, may we come in? 1556 01:41:33.467 --> 01:41:35.492 Ravi, Sania... 1557 01:41:37.004 --> 01:41:40.565 in the last act of our play, the liars should be severely punished. 1558 01:41:44.578 --> 01:41:47.172 'Honesty is the best mutual policy!' 1559 01:41:49.216 --> 01:41:50.683 - Wow! - That reminds me... 1560 01:41:52.086 --> 01:41:53.519 where is Abhishek Bachchan? 1561 01:41:58.292 --> 01:42:00.692 Same thing... temple... bell... 1562 01:42:02.162 --> 01:42:03.151 old fashioned guy. 1563 01:42:03.697 --> 01:42:04.925 Mark my words... 1564 01:42:04.999 --> 01:42:08.162 some day this drama will fall apart and the truth will be out. 1565 01:42:10.704 --> 01:42:16.108 Sir has placed his trust in you and you are carrying on with the lies. 1566 01:42:16.310 --> 01:42:17.470 - When Sir... - Sir? 1567 01:42:18.946 --> 01:42:20.038 Shastri... 1568 01:42:21.415 --> 01:42:24.111 l know everything about their drama. 1569 01:42:26.120 --> 01:42:30.648 The Aflatoon drama company is practicing very sincerely. 1570 01:42:31.158 --> 01:42:32.090 Of course! 1571 01:42:32.159 --> 01:42:33.148 Sania too. 1572 01:42:35.262 --> 01:42:36.695 l've invested at the right place. 1573 01:42:36.764 --> 01:42:38.322 They won't break my trust. 1574 01:42:38.732 --> 01:42:41.394 That's very kind of you! Hail Prithviji! 1575 01:42:48.509 --> 01:42:50.602 - lt's too late now, we'll leave. - Yes please. 1576 01:42:50.678 --> 01:42:52.202 Sir... mother? 1577 01:42:58.585 --> 01:43:01.053 By now even the pipes would have run out of water! 1578 01:43:01.221 --> 01:43:02.745 We could have some more coffee. 1579 01:43:03.057 --> 01:43:05.025 Sania, you can get us coffee, right? 1580 01:43:09.296 --> 01:43:11.264 Hey! Why are you crying? 1581 01:43:11.432 --> 01:43:13.559 Actually... we are out of coffee. 1582 01:43:13.701 --> 01:43:15.328 Now what can we get for you? 1583 01:43:15.502 --> 01:43:17.766 Out of coffee? No problem. Tea will do. 1584 01:43:20.207 --> 01:43:22.437 The fatso wants tea. 1585 01:43:23.610 --> 01:43:26.044 Give him tea and give me some poison! 1586 01:43:26.280 --> 01:43:28.271 What do we do now? We're doomed! 1587 01:43:28.749 --> 01:43:30.410 Sania dear, who's out there? 1588 01:43:36.457 --> 01:43:37.856 Hello Prithviji. 1589 01:43:40.828 --> 01:43:42.125 Mother... 1590 01:43:43.063 --> 01:43:44.052 mother is here! 1591 01:43:44.798 --> 01:43:47.358 There is no tea, but mother is here. 1592 01:43:48.402 --> 01:43:49.391 Wait a minute! 1593 01:43:49.636 --> 01:43:53.094 Shastriji just stepped out the bathroom over there and... 1594 01:43:53.874 --> 01:43:56.172 mother also came out from there? 1595 01:43:56.477 --> 01:43:57.466 How? 1596 01:43:59.213 --> 01:44:00.202 How? 1597 01:44:01.348 --> 01:44:03.873 When you can have two identical sons at home... 1598 01:44:04.284 --> 01:44:06.718 can you not have identical bathrooms? 1599 01:44:09.523 --> 01:44:11.286 My sister, Zohra, called me. 1600 01:44:11.592 --> 01:44:12.559 Zohra? 1601 01:44:12.626 --> 01:44:14.423 You misbehaved with her? 1602 01:44:15.362 --> 01:44:17.296 You actually look like a scoundrel. 1603 01:44:17.464 --> 01:44:18.123 Huh? 1604 01:44:18.198 --> 01:44:19.495 - And you too... - What? 1605 01:44:19.700 --> 01:44:21.167 Unbelievable! 1606 01:44:21.535 --> 01:44:23.230 You believed his words? 1607 01:44:28.242 --> 01:44:29.072 l am very sorry. 1608 01:44:29.143 --> 01:44:30.440 Oh no, Prithviji. 1609 01:44:31.445 --> 01:44:32.343 We'll leave now. 1610 01:44:32.412 --> 01:44:33.640 Oh no, Prithviji. 1611 01:44:33.714 --> 01:44:34.703 Prithviji... 1612 01:44:35.749 --> 01:44:38.274 Zohraji, what brings you here? 1613 01:44:38.619 --> 01:44:40.712 And your sister, Zohra? 1614 01:44:41.121 --> 01:44:42.748 l'll explain everything. 1615 01:44:46.393 --> 01:44:48.156 No problem, Prithviji, it will be done. 1616 01:44:48.495 --> 01:44:50.861 We'll have to set the boundary line of the... 1617 01:44:51.098 --> 01:44:52.622 Deteron power plant further by 150 yards. 1618 01:44:53.433 --> 01:44:55.367 Prithviji, l'd appreciate... 1619 01:44:55.435 --> 01:44:57.596 if l could get the documents regarding the land and the plant. 1620 01:44:57.671 --> 01:44:58.467 Yes, yes. 1621 01:44:58.539 --> 01:44:59.528 - Shastriji... - Yes, sir. 1622 01:44:59.606 --> 01:45:01.233 Give Akhileshji all that he wants. 1623 01:45:01.308 --> 01:45:01.706 Yes. 1624 01:45:01.775 --> 01:45:03.743 'ASAP-QRS!' 1625 01:45:04.144 --> 01:45:06.203 Yes, sir. Got it. 1626 01:45:09.149 --> 01:45:11.617 And out in the distance, Prithviji, the greenery... 1627 01:45:18.358 --> 01:45:22.419 Forget the greenery, look what's blooming out there! 1628 01:45:24.698 --> 01:45:26.131 Open free show! 1629 01:45:26.900 --> 01:45:27.764 Vinay! 1630 01:45:27.835 --> 01:45:29.769 'Dhim Phataphat Jhingdi Popo!' 1631 01:45:30.204 --> 01:45:31.728 Dhim Phataphat Jhingdi Popo? 1632 01:45:31.805 --> 01:45:32.669 Yes. 1633 01:45:32.739 --> 01:45:38.735 l mean, two people in love under ajasmine tree. 1634 01:45:38.879 --> 01:45:41.643 Let me take a look... Under a Jasmine tree... 1635 01:45:43.183 --> 01:45:44.172 Oh no! 1636 01:45:45.485 --> 01:45:46.474 Shastri... 1637 01:45:47.387 --> 01:45:48.445 What did he see? 1638 01:45:53.160 --> 01:45:53.922 Sir! 1639 01:45:54.161 --> 01:45:55.628 Sir, look! 1640 01:45:57.464 --> 01:45:58.863 Yes look! 1641 01:45:58.932 --> 01:46:00.866 Ranakpur is on the road to progress. 1642 01:46:00.934 --> 01:46:02.196 Prithviji, take a look. 1643 01:46:11.645 --> 01:46:15.945 'Dhim Phataphat Jhingdi Popo!' 1644 01:46:30.097 --> 01:46:31.086 Brother... 1645 01:46:31.899 --> 01:46:33.491 l... l really like him. 1646 01:46:35.602 --> 01:46:39.003 And before you lecture me about our family honor and social status... 1647 01:46:39.072 --> 01:46:40.937 Those things don't matter... 1648 01:46:41.909 --> 01:46:43.900 what matters is the 'in-between'. 1649 01:46:44.011 --> 01:46:47.447 ln between? He always stands on one side. 1650 01:46:47.648 --> 01:46:50.378 Radhika, you cannot be with him because he is... 1651 01:46:50.517 --> 01:46:51.506 He is? 1652 01:46:52.252 --> 01:46:54.277 What, brother! Which era are you living in? 1653 01:46:54.922 --> 01:46:56.651 People of my generation don't mind such things. 1654 01:46:57.224 --> 01:46:59.590 l mean, look at out superstars, cricketers... 1655 01:46:59.993 --> 01:47:02.086 even our local collector is one. 1656 01:47:02.329 --> 01:47:03.318 What? 1657 01:47:03.430 --> 01:47:05.955 What are you talking about? Are you alright? 1658 01:47:06.700 --> 01:47:08.327 They are the same. 1659 01:47:08.702 --> 01:47:12.399 Shahrukh Khan, Zaheer Khan, Javed Akhtar, Salman Khan... 1660 01:47:12.673 --> 01:47:15.164 even our ex-President, Abdul Kalaam Azaad too! 1661 01:47:16.576 --> 01:47:20.034 l didn't know that. 1662 01:47:20.213 --> 01:47:21.441 Well now you do! 1663 01:47:21.915 --> 01:47:22.939 Decide for yourself! 1664 01:47:23.183 --> 01:47:24.707 lf people practicing the same faith as... 1665 01:47:24.952 --> 01:47:27.284 Abbas can be in every field of life then why not in my life? 1666 01:47:27.354 --> 01:47:28.218 Oh no! 1667 01:47:28.288 --> 01:47:29.448 l'm not talking about faith... 1668 01:47:29.523 --> 01:47:31.218 l'm talking about their persuasion... 1669 01:47:31.291 --> 01:47:33.191 By persuasion even you are the same. 1670 01:47:34.027 --> 01:47:35.551 Honest and just. 1671 01:47:35.629 --> 01:47:37.688 - But... - Please, brother. Please! 1672 01:47:40.033 --> 01:47:41.330 She won't get it! 1673 01:47:42.569 --> 01:47:46.232 l guess l'll have to tell Abbas myself! 1674 01:47:47.341 --> 01:47:48.308 Prithviji, you called for me. 1675 01:47:48.375 --> 01:47:49.774 Abhishek! 1676 01:47:50.444 --> 01:47:54.437 Tell your brother to stay away from my sister, otherwise... 1677 01:47:59.486 --> 01:48:03.718 l respect you and your mother, otherwise... 1678 01:48:07.761 --> 01:48:09.319 Tell your brother... 1679 01:48:10.430 --> 01:48:12.557 l'll give him a dog's death! 1680 01:48:15.635 --> 01:48:19.002 'Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death!' 1681 01:48:26.380 --> 01:48:28.644 l will talk to him, Prithviji. 1682 01:48:29.616 --> 01:48:30.605 l'll leave now. 1683 01:48:35.722 --> 01:48:39.283 You didn't get it, but he will explain it to him. 1684 01:48:40.494 --> 01:48:42.621 lf he still doesn't get it straight... 1685 01:48:43.463 --> 01:48:45.761 l'll make sure to lay him straight for good! 1686 01:48:49.269 --> 01:48:50.236 Over! 1687 01:48:50.303 --> 01:48:51.327 lt's all over! 1688 01:48:52.005 --> 01:48:54.132 Your brother gave himself two names. 1689 01:48:54.541 --> 01:48:58.102 Now Prithviji will make two separate pieces of him. 1690 01:48:58.412 --> 01:49:00.141 This was bound to happen to you, Abbas. 1691 01:49:00.447 --> 01:49:02.506 As you sow, so shall you reap! 1692 01:49:03.517 --> 01:49:05.178 What are you talking about, Ravi? 1693 01:49:06.053 --> 01:49:09.147 You knew that Prithvi hates lies. 1694 01:49:09.256 --> 01:49:12.714 You fear him, yet its one lie after another. 1695 01:49:13.126 --> 01:49:14.821 What are you trying to say? 1696 01:49:15.562 --> 01:49:17.029 You lie about each and everything and... 1697 01:49:17.097 --> 01:49:19.156 now you are lecturing me about being truthful? 1698 01:49:19.566 --> 01:49:21.659 You started it with the fake Abhishek Bachchan name! 1699 01:49:21.735 --> 01:49:23.828 But you came up with the reason how you got that name. 1700 01:49:24.071 --> 01:49:25.504 You fake mother was your idea. 1701 01:49:25.739 --> 01:49:28.230 And the 'nanny' and 'maid mother' concept was yours! 1702 01:49:28.308 --> 01:49:30.071 You got rid of my moustache! 1703 01:49:30.377 --> 01:49:33.437 You conned Prithviji with the moustache idea. 1704 01:49:33.847 --> 01:49:36.873 You also used this dirty, fake moustache. 1705 01:49:37.317 --> 01:49:39.114 The fact is... 1706 01:49:39.419 --> 01:49:40.784 now l am scared as hell! 1707 01:49:43.056 --> 01:49:44.045 Abbas... 1708 01:49:44.291 --> 01:49:46.782 l agree that l am responsible for your lies. 1709 01:49:47.427 --> 01:49:51.261 And l also know that now l will die a dog's death! 1710 01:49:52.833 --> 01:49:53.822 Father! 1711 01:49:54.267 --> 01:49:55.325 Father? Where is father? 1712 01:49:55.402 --> 01:49:56.630 l'm calling out to you! 1713 01:49:58.338 --> 01:50:00.568 Please save this little boy of yours. 1714 01:50:01.308 --> 01:50:02.434 l love you. 1715 01:50:02.642 --> 01:50:04.371 Get lost! What love! 1716 01:50:04.511 --> 01:50:06.069 Please save me, father. 1717 01:50:06.213 --> 01:50:08.374 Keep me safe in your arms. 1718 01:50:09.516 --> 01:50:10.676 Abbas, my friend... 1719 01:50:10.750 --> 01:50:12.342 only you can make things right. 1720 01:50:12.552 --> 01:50:13.883 And you will have to do it! 1721 01:50:16.156 --> 01:50:17.123 Radhika? 1722 01:50:17.190 --> 01:50:18.316 l'm going to Raajgadh. 1723 01:50:18.458 --> 01:50:19.652 For the country fair? 1724 01:50:20.327 --> 01:50:22.454 My brother has ordered me to break up with you. 1725 01:50:22.629 --> 01:50:24.722 But l want to be with you for the rest of my life! 1726 01:50:25.165 --> 01:50:26.655 That's why l'm giving you two days. 1727 01:50:26.933 --> 01:50:29.163 l want you to solve all the problems with my brother... 1728 01:50:29.336 --> 01:50:30.598 and then come to Raajgadh to get me. 1729 01:50:30.670 --> 01:50:31.762 l will send you the address. 1730 01:50:31.872 --> 01:50:34.306 - But you only have two days, otherwise... - Wait a minute! 1731 01:50:34.808 --> 01:50:37.641 What's with the time limit... this attitude? 1732 01:50:38.145 --> 01:50:39.112 What have l done? 1733 01:50:39.179 --> 01:50:40.305 'Bundle of Lies!' 1734 01:50:40.380 --> 01:50:42.848 From dawn to dusk, you keep spinning my brother in a bundle of lies! 1735 01:50:43.650 --> 01:50:45.948 Abhishek Bachchan, l want Abbas back in two days! 1736 01:50:46.786 --> 01:50:47.775 Bye. 1737 01:50:55.729 --> 01:50:57.060 Unbelievable! 1738 01:51:00.467 --> 01:51:02.128 The brother wants Abbas out of the way and... 1739 01:51:02.202 --> 01:51:03.794 the sister wants Abhishek Bachchan out of the way! 1740 01:51:04.304 --> 01:51:06.829 Both of them have turned me into a drum. 1741 01:51:08.308 --> 01:51:09.502 Abbas, l'm leaving. 1742 01:51:09.709 --> 01:51:11.574 Radhika, stop behaving like a child and come back. 1743 01:51:11.645 --> 01:51:12.771 l will do as l have said. 1744 01:51:14.648 --> 01:51:16.275 ln fact, l made it to the bus. 1745 01:51:16.416 --> 01:51:17.713 Radhika, don't be foolish. 1746 01:51:18.018 --> 01:51:19.349 lf your brother finds out... 1747 01:51:26.459 --> 01:51:27.619 Abbas at home? 1748 01:51:29.763 --> 01:51:30.525 No. 1749 01:51:30.597 --> 01:51:32.531 So my suspicion was right. 1750 01:51:33.500 --> 01:51:34.489 Suspicion? 1751 01:51:34.634 --> 01:51:37.159 Radhika is missing since morning and Abbas is not here either. 1752 01:51:38.205 --> 01:51:40.298 Your brother has run away with my sister. 1753 01:51:40.640 --> 01:51:42.574 How can you say that, Prithviji? l am here... 1754 01:51:44.644 --> 01:51:46.578 l mean, as long as l'm here... 1755 01:51:46.646 --> 01:51:48.341 my brother will never take such a step. 1756 01:51:48.415 --> 01:51:49.746 Then where is Radhika? 1757 01:51:55.188 --> 01:51:58.453 Cousin, you're looking for Radhika, right? 1758 01:51:58.892 --> 01:52:01.190 She is going to Raajgadh by bus. 1759 01:52:01.661 --> 01:52:04.653 But the Dharampur bus depot is on the way. 1760 01:52:05.332 --> 01:52:08.563 And Kherwada is ten minutes away from Dharampur. 1761 01:52:09.336 --> 01:52:12.499 Whereas Ranakpur is 30 minutes away. 1762 01:52:12.772 --> 01:52:15.138 l'd like to see how you'll cover... 1763 01:52:15.342 --> 01:52:17.401 a distance of 30 minutes in ten minutes! 1764 01:52:32.626 --> 01:52:35.322 The passengers can freshen up, the bus will halt here for some time. 1765 01:52:35.395 --> 01:52:36.384 Come on... 1766 01:52:51.911 --> 01:52:54.675 Everybody out of the bus, now! 1767 01:52:59.919 --> 01:53:00.908 Move it! 1768 01:53:06.593 --> 01:53:07.582 Get down! 1769 01:53:07.727 --> 01:53:08.887 Everybody out! 1770 01:53:18.438 --> 01:53:19.735 Cousin Prithvi... 1771 01:53:22.175 --> 01:53:23.403 Get down. 1772 01:53:27.681 --> 01:53:28.909 Abbas! 1773 01:53:32.719 --> 01:53:33.743 Prithviji! 1774 01:53:35.689 --> 01:53:36.849 Bhawani start the bus. 1775 01:53:38.224 --> 01:53:39.350 Brother! 1776 01:55:58.865 --> 01:55:59.388 Leave... 1777 01:55:59.466 --> 01:56:00.455 Prithviji... 1778 01:56:00.767 --> 01:56:01.825 Hold on, Prithviji. 1779 01:56:02.902 --> 01:56:04.233 You can't fight blood with blood! 1780 01:56:05.939 --> 01:56:06.928 Come on. 1781 01:56:08.475 --> 01:56:11.808 l warned you never to step out of Ranakpur. 1782 01:56:12.078 --> 01:56:14.069 But you were running away from home, from Ranakpur. 1783 01:56:14.214 --> 01:56:15.112 And for whom? 1784 01:56:15.181 --> 01:56:16.978 That idiot who abandoned you? 1785 01:56:18.751 --> 01:56:20.912 What do you think, Abhishek? Did l say something wrong? 1786 01:56:21.855 --> 01:56:23.322 You are absolutely right, Prithviji. 1787 01:56:23.389 --> 01:56:26.517 Radhika, a real man doesn't run away from problems... 1788 01:56:26.759 --> 01:56:27.987 but he faces them head on. 1789 01:56:28.127 --> 01:56:29.526 - Right, Prithviji? - Yes. 1790 01:56:30.129 --> 01:56:31.562 A real man doesn't care about his own life but... 1791 01:56:31.831 --> 01:56:33.196 puts his own life in danger for his loved ones. 1792 01:56:33.299 --> 01:56:34.857 - Right, Prithviji? - Yes. 1793 01:56:35.034 --> 01:56:37.969 You should look for a life partner who will protect you every minute... 1794 01:56:38.037 --> 01:56:39.026 just like l did. 1795 01:56:39.105 --> 01:56:40.333 - Right, Prithviji? - Yes. 1796 01:56:42.842 --> 01:56:44.104 - Abhishek? - Yes, Prithviji? 1797 01:56:44.777 --> 01:56:46.039 You are absolutely right! 1798 01:56:46.546 --> 01:56:48.480 Searching the whole town and finding him right beside. 1799 01:56:48.915 --> 01:56:51.406 'Boy under armpit and hypercity noise pollution!' 1800 01:56:52.018 --> 01:56:52.484 What? 1801 01:56:52.552 --> 01:56:55.817 Abhishek, do you like Radhika? 1802 01:56:57.323 --> 01:56:58.551 - do l like Radhika? - Wow! 1803 01:56:58.958 --> 01:57:01.290 You like Radhika! Radhika, do you like Abhishek? 1804 01:57:02.028 --> 01:57:03.017 Yes, brother. 1805 01:57:03.196 --> 01:57:04.857 You opened my eyes! 1806 01:57:05.064 --> 01:57:07.328 A real man doesn't run away from problems... 1807 01:57:09.135 --> 01:57:10.830 A real man doesn't care about his own life but... 1808 01:57:10.904 --> 01:57:12.098 ''puts his own life in 1809 01:57:12.205 --> 01:57:13.570 l'm willing to marry him. 1810 01:57:13.840 --> 01:57:15.034 Oh no! l can't get married. 1811 01:57:15.275 --> 01:57:16.264 Why not? 1812 01:57:16.509 --> 01:57:17.840 lt's a personal problem. 1813 01:57:25.151 --> 01:57:27.381 Don't worry, medicines are available these days. 1814 01:57:27.554 --> 01:57:29.522 - And there are clinics everywhere. - Prithviji! 1815 01:57:30.557 --> 01:57:32.149 l can't get married because... 1816 01:57:32.592 --> 01:57:35.959 when my sister is unmarried, how can l get married? 1817 01:57:36.663 --> 01:57:39.496 You also have an unmarried sister. 1818 01:57:40.266 --> 01:57:42.325 Until she doesn't get married, how can you get married? 1819 01:57:46.906 --> 01:57:49.602 Actually, l'm here to talk about bringing our families closer. 1820 01:57:50.143 --> 01:57:51.906 - But Prithviji... - Abhishek... 1821 01:57:52.512 --> 01:57:55.208 When elders are talking, the young shouldn't interrupt. 1822 01:57:56.382 --> 01:57:59.374 'When elder get cozy, younger don't put nosy.' 1823 01:57:59.886 --> 01:58:01.251 Right! 1824 01:58:03.156 --> 01:58:06.387 So, what do you have to say about marriage? 1825 01:58:09.062 --> 01:58:10.962 l never thought about it. 1826 01:58:12.365 --> 01:58:13.457 l understand. 1827 01:58:14.200 --> 01:58:16.361 Looking after the kids and offering prayers to God... 1828 01:58:16.869 --> 01:58:17.858 l don't think you had time to... 1829 01:58:20.573 --> 01:58:23.041 think about Sania and my marriage. 1830 01:58:24.911 --> 01:58:26.970 lf l have your permission... 1831 01:58:27.046 --> 01:58:28.035 Permission? 1832 01:58:28.281 --> 01:58:30.340 Permission from Madhumati? 1833 01:58:31.150 --> 01:58:36.053 To marry an honest and just man like you, l'd jump... 1834 01:58:38.224 --> 01:58:40.488 right into the preparations. 1835 01:58:44.964 --> 01:58:45.931 What do you think you're saying? 1836 01:58:45.999 --> 01:58:47.261 Silence! Didn't you hear... 1837 01:58:47.467 --> 01:58:49.992 When elder get cozy, younger don't put nosy. 1838 01:58:50.403 --> 01:58:54.499 Prithviji, l think you should get married to Sania at the earliest. 1839 01:58:54.707 --> 01:58:56.937 You better decide on the wedding date soon. 1840 01:58:57.443 --> 01:58:58.432 Wow! 1841 01:58:58.678 --> 01:59:00.305 Thank you. 1842 01:59:03.182 --> 01:59:04.171 Listen... 1843 01:59:08.287 --> 01:59:12.621 now two brother's will be busy preparing their sister's marriage. 1844 01:59:13.292 --> 01:59:16.193 'A brother in need is a sister indeed.' 1845 01:59:19.232 --> 01:59:22.292 Why did you have to agree to the marriage? 1846 01:59:22.602 --> 01:59:26.265 ldiot, how can anyone decline to such a match? 1847 01:59:27.974 --> 01:59:29.703 The minute Prithviji realizes that... 1848 01:59:30.243 --> 01:59:32.939 he is not marrying Sania Bachchan but Sania Ali... 1849 01:59:33.413 --> 01:59:34.607 he will shoot all of us! 1850 01:59:34.681 --> 01:59:36.114 Absolutely! Finally! 1851 01:59:36.215 --> 01:59:37.682 Finally, you spoke the truth. 1852 01:59:37.750 --> 01:59:39.377 Prithviji will shoot all of us. 1853 01:59:39.619 --> 01:59:40.745 We are doomed! 1854 01:59:41.120 --> 01:59:43.247 Why don't you make Sania wear a moustache... 1855 01:59:43.456 --> 01:59:47.085 and tell Prithviji that he had seen Sania's sister, Dhaniya! 1856 01:59:47.393 --> 01:59:50.362 You can change you get-up and say you are Govinda! 1857 01:59:50.697 --> 01:59:52.494 And l will say, l'm not Shastri... 1858 01:59:52.565 --> 01:59:54.226 but ajailor from the British era! 1859 01:59:54.300 --> 01:59:55.289 Ha ha! 1860 01:59:56.436 --> 01:59:58.734 How much are you eating, Hari? 1861 01:59:59.138 --> 02:00:00.503 You should save some for the country! 1862 02:00:00.640 --> 02:00:01.766 When you go back to your village... 1863 02:00:02.008 --> 02:00:03.236 they'll think of you as another village. 1864 02:00:03.309 --> 02:00:04.799 Sir... Saniaji. 1865 02:00:19.892 --> 02:00:20.916 Prithviji... 1866 02:00:21.561 --> 02:00:24.462 Sorry, but l can't marry you. 1867 02:00:26.332 --> 02:00:28.960 No girl will reject your proposal but... 1868 02:00:29.669 --> 02:00:35.164 l can't marry you for a personal reason. 1869 02:00:39.278 --> 02:00:40.267 And... 1870 02:00:41.614 --> 02:00:44.014 l had a personal reason for wanting to marry you. 1871 02:01:03.102 --> 02:01:04.091 She is... 1872 02:01:05.738 --> 02:01:08.434 Even l was shocked when l first saw you. 1873 02:01:13.012 --> 02:01:14.172 She is Apeksa. 1874 02:01:15.348 --> 02:01:16.542 l loved her a lot. 1875 02:01:18.217 --> 02:01:21.277 Four years ago she passed away in an accident. 1876 02:01:23.589 --> 02:01:28.185 She is no longer alive and all l have is this picture. 1877 02:01:30.530 --> 02:01:32.020 Radhika doesn't know about her. 1878 02:01:34.734 --> 02:01:36.599 After Apeksa passed away... 1879 02:01:38.004 --> 02:01:39.767 l had no reason to live. 1880 02:01:41.541 --> 02:01:43.441 l devoted myself to the progress of Ranakpur. 1881 02:01:45.478 --> 02:01:50.780 And when l saw you l thought Apeksa was back. 1882 02:01:53.085 --> 02:01:57.749 l forgot that you aren't Apeksa but Sania Bachchan. 1883 02:01:58.524 --> 02:02:01.357 'Bloody fool got emotional.' 1884 02:02:04.430 --> 02:02:06.455 Please forgive me... 1885 02:02:08.234 --> 02:02:11.465 without asking you l came to your place with the proposal. 1886 02:02:14.507 --> 02:02:15.974 Anyway, it happens. 1887 02:02:16.075 --> 02:02:17.770 Happens only in lndia. 1888 02:02:20.213 --> 02:02:21.339 But l am happy that... 1889 02:02:22.582 --> 02:02:24.641 my sister is getting married into your family. 1890 02:02:26.118 --> 02:02:28.586 Abhishek is a good boy. 1891 02:02:29.188 --> 02:02:30.746 Strong, honest. 1892 02:02:32.425 --> 02:02:33.483 l am happy. 1893 02:02:34.560 --> 02:02:35.584 l am very happy. 1894 02:02:37.163 --> 02:02:38.221 l am very happy. 1895 02:03:04.523 --> 02:03:05.512 Abhishek... 1896 02:03:06.826 --> 02:03:08.020 See you tomorrow. 1897 02:03:08.127 --> 02:03:09.958 You better remember to wake up! 1898 02:03:11.030 --> 02:03:12.019 Let's go. 1899 02:03:15.968 --> 02:03:17.026 What's the matter? 1900 02:03:18.104 --> 02:03:19.594 Abbas, we made a big mistake. 1901 02:03:20.473 --> 02:03:21.462 Very big! 1902 02:03:22.675 --> 02:03:26.873 We are cheating the very person who has helped us in every way. 1903 02:03:26.946 --> 02:03:28.072 Every possible way. 1904 02:03:29.882 --> 02:03:31.645 He is so honest and down-to-earth. 1905 02:03:33.019 --> 02:03:37.217 When he figures that Abbas and Abhishek are one and the same... 1906 02:03:39.558 --> 02:03:40.957 You had said... 1907 02:03:41.560 --> 02:03:43.118 if l work with honor... 1908 02:03:43.396 --> 02:03:45.421 ''neither will Allah take offence, 1909 02:03:45.498 --> 02:03:46.863 nor will Lord Ram.'' 1910 02:03:47.166 --> 02:03:49.327 But lying to such a nice person... 1911 02:03:50.036 --> 02:03:52.596 will hurt Gods of every faith in this world! 1912 02:04:24.937 --> 02:04:26.928 Sir... 1913 02:04:32.611 --> 02:04:33.976 Have you lost it? 1914 02:04:34.313 --> 02:04:36.304 Yes, sir! All because of happiness. 1915 02:04:37.316 --> 02:04:40.615 Sir, please deliver Gabbar Singh's legendary dialogue. 1916 02:04:40.953 --> 02:04:41.510 What? 1917 02:04:41.587 --> 02:04:42.576 Please! 1918 02:04:43.322 --> 02:04:44.482 How many were there? 1919 02:04:45.157 --> 02:04:46.886 Not two, but one! 1920 02:04:46.959 --> 02:04:47.550 What? 1921 02:04:47.626 --> 02:04:50.026 l mean, there's only one! 1922 02:05:10.383 --> 02:05:11.645 Sania is right. 1923 02:05:13.319 --> 02:05:15.287 l will go and confess everything to Prithviji. 1924 02:05:15.454 --> 02:05:16.421 What? 1925 02:05:16.489 --> 02:05:18.616 Have you lost your mind? 1926 02:05:18.691 --> 02:05:19.680 Shastriji. 1927 02:05:21.360 --> 02:05:23.658 Prithviji has called the entire family to the mansion. 1928 02:05:37.076 --> 02:05:39.169 Welcome Abhishek Bachchan. 1929 02:05:40.946 --> 02:05:42.675 Greetings mother. 1930 02:05:42.948 --> 02:05:43.937 Greetings. 1931 02:05:45.217 --> 02:05:47.185 Prithviji, why did you call us here? 1932 02:05:49.655 --> 02:05:50.451 Well, l... 1933 02:05:50.523 --> 02:05:52.718 Prithviji, l'm glad you asked all of us to come here. 1934 02:05:57.496 --> 02:05:59.589 Prithviji, we have something to... 1935 02:05:59.665 --> 02:06:01.599 But before that, let me tell you that... 1936 02:06:04.537 --> 02:06:09.440 l have made some changes in the play. 1937 02:06:10.309 --> 02:06:12.402 Please take your seat. 1938 02:06:13.279 --> 02:06:16.009 l want to see everyone's expressions. 1939 02:06:16.082 --> 02:06:19.609 'l wanting to watchman all your express highways.' 1940 02:06:23.689 --> 02:06:24.678 lnteresting! 1941 02:06:25.958 --> 02:06:28.483 Now this muscle-brain will make changes in the play! 1942 02:06:29.195 --> 02:06:30.628 This always happens in our field. 1943 02:06:30.963 --> 02:06:32.430 Once a person becomes a producer... 1944 02:06:32.531 --> 02:06:34.294 he forces himself into the creative aspect too! 1945 02:06:37.503 --> 02:06:42.634 Such waves, such seasons, such times... 1946 02:06:43.008 --> 02:06:48.275 Once there was a King and his minister... 1947 02:06:53.052 --> 02:06:57.785 He was Janakpur's ruler, King Rishiraj Raghuvanshi. 1948 02:06:59.391 --> 02:07:04.488 And his loyal confidante, General Bol Bachchan. 1949 02:07:09.135 --> 02:07:10.693 Bol Bachchan... 1950 02:07:11.303 --> 02:07:14.795 you've been looking after the royal treasury for many months now. 1951 02:07:15.107 --> 02:07:18.042 Rishirajji, my father would say... 1952 02:07:18.310 --> 02:07:24.579 ''Salt increases blood pressure, and 1953 02:07:24.783 --> 02:07:25.772 Brilliant! 1954 02:07:26.085 --> 02:07:27.074 Brilliant! 1955 02:07:27.319 --> 02:07:30.550 When the son is so good, how will the mother be? 1956 02:07:31.490 --> 02:07:32.479 Mother... 1957 02:07:32.558 --> 02:07:35.550 The Lord is great. Pray to the Lord. 1958 02:07:35.694 --> 02:07:37.525 Hari Om! 1959 02:07:37.863 --> 02:07:39.262 Greetings Rishirajji. 1960 02:07:39.498 --> 02:07:41.591 Greetings mother. 1961 02:07:42.568 --> 02:07:48.063 And this is Janakpur's mad man, Uncle Mistri. 1962 02:07:48.440 --> 02:07:53.343 Mother isn't here. 1963 02:07:55.080 --> 02:08:00.313 One day the King took a ride around his kingdom... 1964 02:08:00.452 --> 02:08:05.583 And he saw his minister... 1965 02:08:05.724 --> 02:08:09.091 People were celebrating Eid... 1966 02:08:09.161 --> 02:08:11.152 What a sight it was... 1967 02:08:11.397 --> 02:08:16.494 Once there was a King and his minister... 1968 02:08:22.541 --> 02:08:24.008 l'm not Bol Bachchan... 1969 02:08:24.143 --> 02:08:27.112 l'm his dancer brother, Abba Dabba Jabba. 1970 02:08:28.414 --> 02:08:32.748 And my mother also has an identical sister, Mohra. 1971 02:08:33.185 --> 02:08:34.277 Take a look. 1972 02:08:36.689 --> 02:08:37.678 Greetings. 1973 02:08:38.257 --> 02:08:42.091 l'm a delicate bud, let me bloom. 1974 02:08:42.528 --> 02:08:47.192 l'm A R Rahman's new song, let me grow on you! 1975 02:08:51.136 --> 02:08:55.698 Mother isn't here. 1976 02:09:01.213 --> 02:09:02.805 Today was unbelievable, wasn't it, Sabu? 1977 02:09:09.321 --> 02:09:10.310 Father! 1978 02:09:11.056 --> 02:09:13.752 Rishirajji, my father would say... 1979 02:09:15.394 --> 02:09:18.056 The Lord is great. 1980 02:09:18.831 --> 02:09:21.561 Hari Om! 1981 02:09:21.734 --> 02:09:25.534 Starting today l'll observe a fast everyday. 1982 02:09:25.838 --> 02:09:30.104 This old age is a gift from my youth, Rishirajji. 1983 02:09:31.777 --> 02:09:43.052 And so the King was fooled... 1984 02:10:00.739 --> 02:10:02.366 All of you fooled me. 1985 02:10:03.742 --> 02:10:05.209 And l got fooled! 1986 02:10:06.545 --> 02:10:08.513 l believed every lie to be the truth. 1987 02:10:10.516 --> 02:10:12.746 l'm muscle-brain, so... 1988 02:10:13.719 --> 02:10:17.587 l don't think with my mind, but with my heart. 1989 02:10:20.893 --> 02:10:22.554 l respected the uncle as an uncle... 1990 02:10:24.830 --> 02:10:26.491 l considered mother as a mother... 1991 02:10:30.803 --> 02:10:33.135 l kept all of you close to my heart... 1992 02:10:36.342 --> 02:10:38.310 because l don't think with my mind... 1993 02:10:44.316 --> 02:10:46.307 but not anymore. 1994 02:10:48.921 --> 02:10:52.152 You've trampled my heart, ripped it, broken it. 1995 02:10:52.591 --> 02:10:54.752 And now the mighty Prithviraj Raghuvanshi... 1996 02:10:54.827 --> 02:10:57.489 will break your bones! 1997 02:10:57.930 --> 02:11:00.728 'l will put the last nail polish in the coffin!' 1998 02:11:00.799 --> 02:11:02.323 Because... 1999 02:11:02.668 --> 02:11:05.330 Now l've lost it! 2000 02:11:07.373 --> 02:11:08.362 Wait a minute! 2001 02:11:08.774 --> 02:11:10.366 Actually, this has been a miscalculation... 2002 02:11:10.442 --> 02:11:11.500 misconception, misapplication... 2003 02:11:11.577 --> 02:11:12.839 misapprehension, misinterpretation. 2004 02:11:12.945 --> 02:11:15.175 This is supercalifragilisti cexpialidocious! 2005 02:11:17.449 --> 02:11:18.438 Radhika! 2006 02:11:37.336 --> 02:11:39.361 Abbas, Prithviji is here! 2007 02:11:47.780 --> 02:11:48.872 What will happen now? 2008 02:11:49.314 --> 02:11:50.781 Prithviji won't spare us! 2009 02:12:20.679 --> 02:12:21.668 Abbas! 2010 02:13:20.105 --> 02:13:21.697 Faster! Faster! Step on it! 2011 02:13:25.210 --> 02:13:27.644 Prithviji is back again. He is right behind us. 2012 02:13:31.884 --> 02:13:34.352 Stop the car! Let's run for our lives! 2013 02:13:41.226 --> 02:13:42.284 Father! 2014 02:13:43.695 --> 02:13:45.026 Be careful! 2015 02:13:48.433 --> 02:13:49.900 Abbas! 2016 02:14:39.418 --> 02:14:40.407 Brother! 2017 02:14:44.356 --> 02:14:45.345 Sir! 2018 02:14:45.991 --> 02:14:47.117 - Prithviji! - Brother! 2019 02:14:47.225 --> 02:14:49.125 Sir! 2020 02:14:50.929 --> 02:14:53.363 - Someone help sir. - Help! 2021 02:14:53.498 --> 02:14:55.022 Abbas, all this is only because of you. 2022 02:14:55.167 --> 02:14:57.135 Listen Abbas... you will save my boss. 2023 02:14:57.469 --> 02:14:58.766 - Me? - Yes! 2024 02:14:58.971 --> 02:15:00.438 Have you seen how deep the ravine is? 2025 02:15:00.739 --> 02:15:02.969 The more l climb down, the more l'll be closer to heaven. 2026 02:15:03.108 --> 02:15:04.040 - Abbas! - Yes? 2027 02:15:04.109 --> 02:15:07.078 All that Prithviji is going through is only because of your lie. 2028 02:15:07.379 --> 02:15:09.210 When did it change from 'our lie' to 'my lie'? 2029 02:15:09.281 --> 02:15:10.305 l don't want to talk about it. 2030 02:15:10.382 --> 02:15:12.509 lf you don't save him, l will never see your face again. 2031 02:15:12.884 --> 02:15:13.782 - Abbas! - Yes? 2032 02:15:13.852 --> 02:15:15.376 l'm Prithviraj Raghuvanshi's sister. 2033 02:15:15.454 --> 02:15:16.079 So? 2034 02:15:16.154 --> 02:15:18.418 lf you don't save him, l will never see your face again. 2035 02:15:18.724 --> 02:15:19.782 - Abbas! - Yes? 2036 02:15:19.958 --> 02:15:22.324 And l will support my elders, my elder sisters. 2037 02:15:22.461 --> 02:15:23.257 Huh? 2038 02:15:23.328 --> 02:15:24.488 Even l will never see your face again. 2039 02:15:24.563 --> 02:15:26.121 l will never see your face again. 2040 02:15:26.198 --> 02:15:27.324 Even l will never see your face again! 2041 02:15:33.071 --> 02:15:34.095 Great! 2042 02:15:35.340 --> 02:15:37.001 On that point all five of you agree! 2043 02:15:37.175 --> 02:15:38.540 And l'm between the devil and the deep blue sea! 2044 02:15:41.446 --> 02:15:42.504 What do you think? 2045 02:15:42.914 --> 02:15:44.279 That you will tell me and l will go to help? 2046 02:15:44.349 --> 02:15:46.044 No way! Who do you think l am? 2047 02:15:46.385 --> 02:15:48.046 You think l'm the man who doesn't get hurt? 2048 02:15:48.120 --> 02:15:49.815 You think l'm a superhero with a cape? 2049 02:15:50.455 --> 02:15:51.820 l'm brave-heart! 2050 02:15:52.024 --> 02:15:53.491 But with this brave-heart, l also have a mind. 2051 02:15:54.493 --> 02:15:56.484 And my mind says that l... 2052 02:16:01.433 --> 02:16:04.095 Mummy! 2053 02:16:07.973 --> 02:16:08.905 Prithviji... 2054 02:16:08.974 --> 02:16:09.963 Prithviji help! 2055 02:16:10.075 --> 02:16:11.235 Pr... Pr... 2056 02:16:11.376 --> 02:16:12.900 Prithviji... 2057 02:16:15.347 --> 02:16:16.041 Prithviji! 2058 02:16:16.114 --> 02:16:17.172 What are you doing here? 2059 02:16:19.051 --> 02:16:21.542 l've risked my life to save you. 2060 02:16:21.953 --> 02:16:23.250 - l Forgive you. - What? 2061 02:16:23.455 --> 02:16:25.423 That's what you should tell me. 'l forgive you'. 2062 02:16:25.524 --> 02:16:26.923 Let's go home, there's lots to be done. 2063 02:16:26.992 --> 02:16:29.392 Prithviraj Raghuvanshi worships the truth. 2064 02:16:29.528 --> 02:16:32.292 - And buries... - Shut up! 2065 02:16:36.368 --> 02:16:37.357 Ravi Shastri! 2066 02:16:37.469 --> 02:16:39.300 You're an insult to a great cricketer. 2067 02:16:39.371 --> 02:16:41.271 Sania, you are my sister. 2068 02:16:41.339 --> 02:16:42.863 Radhika, you are my love. 2069 02:16:43.975 --> 02:16:45.636 Yet both of you are supporting him? 2070 02:16:45.911 --> 02:16:46.809 Shut up! 2071 02:16:46.878 --> 02:16:47.867 You too! 2072 02:16:49.948 --> 02:16:51.506 lf Aurangzeb's grandmother were alive today... 2073 02:16:51.583 --> 02:16:52.572 even she would call you 'elder sister'! 2074 02:16:52.651 --> 02:16:53.242 Shut up! 2075 02:16:53.318 --> 02:16:54.148 Listen... 2076 02:16:54.252 --> 02:16:55.617 No, Prithviji! 2077 02:16:56.254 --> 02:16:58.188 Today you will listen to me. 2078 02:16:58.990 --> 02:17:02.187 lf you had broken the lock of a mosque... 2079 02:17:02.594 --> 02:17:04.562 would you say you are Prithviraj? 2080 02:17:04.629 --> 02:17:05.493 No! 2081 02:17:06.064 --> 02:17:07.361 You know what you'd say? 2082 02:17:07.599 --> 02:17:10.966 My name is Parvez Musharraf! That's what you would say. 2083 02:17:11.169 --> 02:17:14.605 lf in a ring filled with wrestlers, you ask questions like... 2084 02:17:14.940 --> 02:17:16.407 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'... 2085 02:17:16.575 --> 02:17:18.634 anybody would be scared for their life! 2086 02:17:19.244 --> 02:17:21.178 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2087 02:17:21.947 --> 02:17:24.040 You want to observe a fast for mother, do it! 2088 02:17:24.316 --> 02:17:26.181 But why did you have to come home? 2089 02:17:26.284 --> 02:17:29.185 A child takes nine months to come into this world. 2090 02:17:29.588 --> 02:17:31.215 But l was so afraid of you that... 2091 02:17:31.423 --> 02:17:34.586 l came up with three mothers in one day! 2092 02:17:35.026 --> 02:17:37.119 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2093 02:17:38.263 --> 02:17:39.628 You not only gave me ajob... 2094 02:17:39.965 --> 02:17:42.934 you also gave my brother ajob! 2095 02:17:43.201 --> 02:17:45.567 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2096 02:17:46.738 --> 02:17:49.070 l fell in love with your sister. 2097 02:17:49.508 --> 02:17:50.202 l did! 2098 02:17:50.275 --> 02:17:52.175 But you also fell in love with my sister. 2099 02:17:52.611 --> 02:17:54.272 But l will die Tommy's death? 2100 02:17:54.579 --> 02:17:56.706 This is not fair, Prithviji! 2101 02:17:56.948 --> 02:17:57.710 Brother! 2102 02:18:01.353 --> 02:18:03.048 Can l bare my heart out to you? 2103 02:18:04.022 --> 02:18:06.582 At work, l didn't cheat you, not even for a rupee! 2104 02:18:07.359 --> 02:18:09.350 l thought... if l continue working honestly... 2105 02:18:10.362 --> 02:18:13.195 neither will Allah take offence, nor will Lord Ram. 2106 02:18:16.768 --> 02:18:21.364 But if you still think l am wrong... 2107 02:18:21.540 --> 02:18:22.302 l... 2108 02:18:23.375 --> 02:18:25.366 l will jump from here. 2109 02:18:27.546 --> 02:18:29.309 lt is better to die than to lie, Prithviji! 2110 02:18:31.416 --> 02:18:32.440 l am going, okay! 2111 02:18:32.584 --> 02:18:34.449 Don't try to stop me, please! Don't stop me! 2112 02:18:34.719 --> 02:18:36.311 Don't hold my hand, okay? 2113 02:18:36.388 --> 02:18:37.719 Don't hold my hand! 2114 02:18:38.290 --> 02:18:39.484 Prithviji! 2115 02:18:43.428 --> 02:18:44.725 Prithviji, don't let go of me! 2116 02:18:44.796 --> 02:18:46.593 Don't let go of my hand! l will fall! 2117 02:18:48.099 --> 02:18:50.226 Prithviji! Prithviji! 2118 02:18:50.468 --> 02:18:52.368 Don't let go of my hand or l'll die! 2119 02:18:52.504 --> 02:18:53.562 Now do you see... 2120 02:18:53.772 --> 02:18:56.639 where a bundle of lies leads a person to? 2121 02:18:57.008 --> 02:18:59.340 You believe in the Almighty and now you would've been with Him! 2122 02:19:00.579 --> 02:19:02.376 Moreover, you called me black? 2123 02:19:02.814 --> 02:19:03.644 Black? 2124 02:19:04.049 --> 02:19:04.811 You said... 2125 02:19:05.183 --> 02:19:08.175 ''Prithviji... 2126 02:19:08.353 --> 02:19:09.217 Oh no! 2127 02:19:09.287 --> 02:19:11.482 Never mind, l forgive you. 2128 02:19:12.624 --> 02:19:15.559 Even if you bow before a stone, that stone becomes God... 2129 02:19:16.294 --> 02:19:20.196 and if you say it from the heart, even stone-cold Prithvi melts! 2130 02:19:21.166 --> 02:19:23.157 l'll bare my heart to you. 2131 02:19:23.802 --> 02:19:26.066 l'm actually very proud of you. 2132 02:19:28.206 --> 02:19:31.334 l'm really very proud to have you. 2133 02:19:32.544 --> 02:19:35.274 My chest has become Blouse. 2134 02:19:35.380 --> 02:19:36.642 Prithviji! 2135 02:19:37.549 --> 02:19:39.380 l will never ever lie again, Prithviji! 2136 02:19:39.451 --> 02:19:41.180 But l want you to promise me something... 2137 02:19:41.453 --> 02:19:43.114 that you will never talk in English again! 2138 02:19:43.188 --> 02:19:44.712 - Please! - What? 2139 02:19:44.789 --> 02:19:47.121 Now pull me up, please! l'm really scared. 2140 02:19:47.292 --> 02:19:48.554 Pull!