WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:19.510 --> 00:01:21.501 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 2 00:01:22.246 --> 00:01:23.144 Hope you 're well rested. 3 00:01:23.514 --> 00:01:24.640 ln about five minutes, 4 00:01:24.748 --> 00:01:27.114 we will be beginning our descent into New Delhi lnternational airport - 5 00:01:27.217 --> 00:01:29.685 - on to runway 4R. 6 00:01:29.787 --> 00:01:32.449 Weather on the ground is a cool fifteen degrees Celsius. 7 00:01:32.556 --> 00:01:34.854 There's a slight haze and a little bit of turbulence, 8 00:01:34.958 --> 00:01:37.290 so please keep your seatbelts fastened. 9 00:02:36.787 --> 00:02:38.652 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 10 00:02:38.755 --> 00:02:39.813 Vladimir, right? 11 00:02:39.923 --> 00:02:41.754 Hi, when did you get here? Sit down! 12 00:02:42.860 --> 00:02:45.693 Please, act like you don't know me. 13 00:02:46.263 --> 00:02:47.321 l don't know you . 14 00:02:48.765 --> 00:02:49.857 Don't look at me. 15 00:02:51.635 --> 00:02:52.567 Oh. 16 00:02:55.205 --> 00:02:57.196 So, how was your flight? 17 00:02:58.141 --> 00:02:59.233 Don't talk to me - 18 00:02:59.910 --> 00:03:01.070 - just do as you were told. 19 00:03:04.748 --> 00:03:06.943 God. Fucking mental, some people. 20 00:05:36.900 --> 00:05:37.889 Open the door! 21 00:05:38.735 --> 00:05:39.997 l got it last time. 22 00:05:42.906 --> 00:05:44.373 Arup! Open the fucking door! 23 00:05:44.474 --> 00:05:46.135 He's lying! l got it last time. 24 00:05:57.154 --> 00:05:59.884 Bastard, one more time l'll cut your balls off and make you earrings. 25 00:06:04.194 --> 00:06:05.252 All right fucker, you 're dead. 26 00:06:10.801 --> 00:06:11.961 You deaf? 27 00:06:14.237 --> 00:06:15.329 When did you get back? 28 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:17.100 Just now. 29 00:06:17.207 --> 00:06:18.469 Oh my gosh. 30 00:06:20.777 --> 00:06:22.074 Tashi, you 're scratching me. 31 00:06:22.179 --> 00:06:23.203 Please go shave. 32 00:06:24.514 --> 00:06:25.640 Can't. 33 00:06:25.749 --> 00:06:26.807 There's no water. 34 00:06:26.917 --> 00:06:29.385 What do you mean, there's no water? You get two hours of water every morning. 35 00:06:29.486 --> 00:06:31.954 Yeah, we forgot to put the buckets out. 36 00:06:32.055 --> 00:06:33.716 What do you mean, forgot to put the buckets out? 37 00:06:33.824 --> 00:06:34.756 Him. 38 00:06:35.225 --> 00:06:35.919 What? 39 00:06:36.026 --> 00:06:37.186 lt was his turn. 40 00:06:37.294 --> 00:06:39.023 Yeah, but you could hear the water running, right? 41 00:06:39.129 --> 00:06:41.290 All you had to do was get out of bed and put the buckets out. 42 00:06:41.398 --> 00:06:43.298 lt would have taken you all of thirty seconds. 43 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:46.064 Yeah. But it was his turn. 44 00:06:46.770 --> 00:06:48.931 Oh my god! l can't believe you guys live like this. 45 00:06:49.039 --> 00:06:50.939 What are you getting so worked up for? We'll do it tomorrow. 46 00:06:51.508 --> 00:06:53.169 Because you 're meeting my parents for lunch. 47 00:06:53.276 --> 00:06:55.437 l want you to shave and look presentable. 48 00:06:55.545 --> 00:06:57.012 l'm meeting your parents? 49 00:06:58.014 --> 00:06:59.106 Wear this. 50 00:06:59.950 --> 00:07:01.440 l've told you not to buy me such expensive stuff. 51 00:07:01.551 --> 00:07:04.213 Just wear it, Tashi. People judge you by the way you look. 52 00:07:04.321 --> 00:07:06.448 Yeah, l don't hang out with any of those people. 53 00:07:08.358 --> 00:07:11.555 Listen, l'm not joking, okay Tashi? You have no idea how pissed l am. 54 00:07:12.529 --> 00:07:14.394 l'm going home now. Don't be late. 55 00:07:21.338 --> 00:07:22.327 Oh, man - 56 00:07:29.946 --> 00:07:31.174 Baby, can you drop this for me, please? 57 00:07:31.281 --> 00:07:32.976 - This afternoon? lt's urgent. - l have an assignment, can't... 58 00:07:33.083 --> 00:07:34.550 Here's the address. 59 00:07:37.454 --> 00:07:39.081 That girl really loves you . 60 00:07:40.123 --> 00:07:41.420 Lucky bastard. 61 00:07:47.931 --> 00:07:50.092 So, where is she? 62 00:07:50.200 --> 00:07:51.394 l'm looking. 63 00:07:51.501 --> 00:07:53.526 Why? You don't know what she looks like. 64 00:07:54.271 --> 00:07:55.260 Shut up. 65 00:07:55.906 --> 00:07:56.998 You have her number? 66 00:07:57.440 --> 00:07:58.407 No. 67 00:07:58.975 --> 00:08:01.273 Man, you 're the cow on the information superhighway. 68 00:08:01.378 --> 00:08:03.778 Me? You 're the one still shooting film, you choot. 69 00:08:03.880 --> 00:08:05.507 Digital is for fucking tourists. 70 00:08:08.485 --> 00:08:11.318 You 're ringing, so you must be Tashi. 71 00:08:11.421 --> 00:08:13.821 Hi, l'm Menaka. 72 00:08:13.924 --> 00:08:15.983 Hey, hi, Tashi. 73 00:08:16.927 --> 00:08:18.451 A couple more hours and we would've found you . 74 00:08:18.562 --> 00:08:20.621 This is Nitin, my photographer. 75 00:08:21.531 --> 00:08:24.022 Menaka's a special correspondent, just started with us today. 76 00:08:24.134 --> 00:08:27.365 Hi, Special Correspondent. Welcome. 77 00:08:29.873 --> 00:08:31.033 Alright, shall we? 78 00:08:31.141 --> 00:08:34.372 Because l want to do everything l can, you know. No limits. 79 00:08:37.214 --> 00:08:40.183 How would you define everything? 80 00:08:40.283 --> 00:08:42.217 Singing. Acting. 81 00:08:42.319 --> 00:08:44.253 l think, directing. No wait. 82 00:08:44.354 --> 00:08:46.015 Definitely directing. 83 00:08:46.122 --> 00:08:47.146 l paint. 84 00:08:47.257 --> 00:08:49.452 l'm working on my first collection of poems. 85 00:08:49.559 --> 00:08:53.495 And l want to have my very own clothes line one day. 86 00:08:54.231 --> 00:08:55.061 Clothing line. 87 00:08:55.498 --> 00:08:56.465 What? 88 00:08:56.566 --> 00:08:57.533 Never mind. 89 00:08:58.235 --> 00:09:02.001 So, what do you enjoy most, out of everything that you do? 90 00:09:02.105 --> 00:09:03.003 Everything. 91 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:05.533 Of course. Just everything. 92 00:09:06.276 --> 00:09:07.573 That's why she does it all. 93 00:09:08.044 --> 00:09:09.238 Just - 94 00:09:11.081 --> 00:09:11.911 Lovely. 95 00:09:12.015 --> 00:09:13.209 Could you sing us one of your songs? 96 00:09:13.583 --> 00:09:15.448 Oh, l don't know. 97 00:09:15.552 --> 00:09:18.214 Come on, we've only got a couple of minutes, come on. 98 00:09:20.390 --> 00:09:21.049 - Okay. 99 00:09:21.157 --> 00:09:22.021 - Brilliant. 100 00:09:22.125 --> 00:09:23.990 Okay, it's called - 101 00:09:24.694 --> 00:09:27.288 l hate you , like l love you . 102 00:09:28.031 --> 00:09:29.521 Like l love you in brackets. 103 00:09:30.100 --> 00:09:35.333 So, it's like, l hate you , brackets, like l love you . 104 00:09:36.273 --> 00:09:39.299 l hate you , like l love you , in brackets. That's brilliant. 105 00:09:43.246 --> 00:09:44.941 I hate you , 106 00:09:45.382 --> 00:09:46.679 IIke I Iove you , 107 00:09:47.284 --> 00:09:48.615 I hate you , 108 00:09:49.386 --> 00:09:51.217 IIke I Iove you . 109 00:09:52.088 --> 00:09:53.385 And then the drums come in. 110 00:10:01.464 --> 00:10:02.431 That's it. 111 00:10:07.003 --> 00:10:08.061 Are those your lyrics? 112 00:10:08.171 --> 00:10:08.865 Yeah - 113 00:10:08.972 --> 00:10:10.030 We shouldn't have asked you to sing - 114 00:10:10.140 --> 00:10:11.630 - l can't get it out of my head now. 115 00:10:11.741 --> 00:10:12.537 So true. 116 00:10:12.642 --> 00:10:14.405 Hey, do you want me to sign something for you ? 117 00:10:14.511 --> 00:10:15.705 Because l don't mind. 118 00:10:16.179 --> 00:10:17.373 Really? That's - 119 00:10:17.981 --> 00:10:21.109 You know how some celebrities get all high and mighty? 120 00:10:21.217 --> 00:10:22.616 l just don't get it. 121 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:30.617 Waste of my time. 122 00:10:30.727 --> 00:10:32.752 Hey, that's priceless. 123 00:10:33.463 --> 00:10:36.091 From this moment on, any time you 're depressed - 124 00:10:36.199 --> 00:10:38.064 - l want you to take a look at this and say - 125 00:10:38.468 --> 00:10:41.460 - l hate you , like l love you , in brackets. 126 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:44.700 lt's a magic photo. 127 00:10:45.175 --> 00:10:47.735 You can have it. Tuneless and brainless. 128 00:10:48.211 --> 00:10:50.645 Hey man, being hot is like a full time job. 129 00:10:50.747 --> 00:10:53.238 Dude, there's real news to be covered, and this is the crap l get? 130 00:10:53.350 --> 00:10:55.181 Listen, she was news to me, okay? 131 00:10:55.285 --> 00:10:57.253 And honestly, l'd be happy to cover her anytime. 132 00:10:57.354 --> 00:10:58.480 With what, your paunch? 133 00:10:59.055 --> 00:11:00.079 For starters. 134 00:11:00.190 --> 00:11:01.680 You met my friend Nitin, the serial rapist? 135 00:11:02.325 --> 00:11:03.724 Hello, serial rapist. 136 00:11:04.194 --> 00:11:04.922 Did you get something? 137 00:11:05.028 --> 00:11:07.019 Yeah, some for you , some for me. 138 00:11:07.130 --> 00:11:08.563 All right, l'll be back after lunch. 139 00:11:09.299 --> 00:11:11.233 Menaka, nice to meet you . 140 00:11:13.236 --> 00:11:14.635 Where did l leave that package? 141 00:11:16.339 --> 00:11:17.533 - Hey! - Oh. 142 00:11:17.640 --> 00:11:18.732 - That's mine! - Sorry. 143 00:11:27.517 --> 00:11:28.347 HeIIo, Arup? 144 00:11:28.451 --> 00:11:29.110 Arup? 145 00:11:29.219 --> 00:11:29.878 Can you hear me? 146 00:11:29.986 --> 00:11:31.715 What, fucker? 147 00:11:31.821 --> 00:11:34.255 Oh, no, no - l was on the phone. 148 00:11:34.357 --> 00:11:35.483 Arup? Hold on bastard. 149 00:11:35.592 --> 00:11:37.389 Okay Arup, this is nice. 150 00:11:37.494 --> 00:11:38.552 Very nIce. 151 00:11:38.661 --> 00:11:39.389 Thanks. 152 00:11:39.496 --> 00:11:42.192 But do you think you can make him a little happier? 153 00:11:43.233 --> 00:11:45.064 Happier? Who, the banana? 154 00:11:45.168 --> 00:11:47.659 Haan, you know like he's having fun. 155 00:11:47.771 --> 00:11:49.705 All his life he's wanted to be in a banana-split - 156 00:11:49.806 --> 00:11:51.774 - and this is like a dream come true. 157 00:11:53.176 --> 00:11:55.235 Dream come true, for the banana? 158 00:11:55.345 --> 00:11:56.573 You know happy, something like - 159 00:11:57.781 --> 00:11:59.408 Could you just - one more? 160 00:11:59.516 --> 00:12:00.414 lf that's all right - 161 00:12:03.086 --> 00:12:03.745 You got it? 162 00:12:03.853 --> 00:12:04.877 First thing tomorrow, l'll - 163 00:12:04.988 --> 00:12:06.649 No, no, no, now, the client is waiting - 164 00:12:07.190 --> 00:12:07.849 Right now? 165 00:12:07.957 --> 00:12:09.788 Drop everything else - do it now. 166 00:12:11.294 --> 00:12:12.761 HeIIo, Arup? 167 00:12:12.862 --> 00:12:14.261 Arup, you there? 168 00:12:15.331 --> 00:12:16.298 - What? 169 00:12:16.399 --> 00:12:18.424 Hey, I need a favour, can you drop that package off for me? 170 00:12:19.102 --> 00:12:20.160 No, l can't. 171 00:12:20.570 --> 00:12:21.628 Didn't you hear that? 172 00:12:22.105 --> 00:12:24.369 l'm stuck in fucking banana hell. 173 00:12:24.474 --> 00:12:27.136 - And she wanted to touch a kIIIer whaIe. - Come on they are IIke doIphIns. 174 00:12:27.243 --> 00:12:27.971 Amma? 175 00:12:28.078 --> 00:12:29.102 Papa? What are you doIng here? 176 00:12:29.212 --> 00:12:30.179 Surprise! 177 00:12:31.147 --> 00:12:32.307 Surprise! 178 00:12:35.218 --> 00:12:38.346 Even my mama's daughter got married on the 29th of November - 179 00:12:38.455 --> 00:12:40.582 - and they're so happy Mrs. Lhatoo! 180 00:12:41.858 --> 00:12:43.485 Sorry, 29th November? 181 00:12:45.195 --> 00:12:46.787 That's just a month away. 182 00:12:46.896 --> 00:12:48.158 You don't have to worry, 183 00:12:48.264 --> 00:12:50.391 Your mother and l will do all the running around. 184 00:12:50.500 --> 00:12:51.592 lsn't that true, Mrs. Lhatoo? 185 00:12:51.701 --> 00:12:52.827 That's what mothers do, beta. 186 00:12:58.641 --> 00:12:59.630 lt's one. 187 00:13:00.176 --> 00:13:01.302 Where's that driver, mummy? 188 00:13:01.411 --> 00:13:02.810 Wasn't he supposed to be here at one? 189 00:13:02.912 --> 00:13:04.539 l have to go the tailor's after this. 190 00:13:04.647 --> 00:13:05.739 Relax, he'll be here. 191 00:13:07.250 --> 00:13:08.649 Tashi, did you drop that stuff? 192 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:10.918 Hello? Yeah, Menaka - 193 00:13:11.321 --> 00:13:12.447 - yeah? 194 00:13:13.623 --> 00:13:14.647 Yeah, l know where it is. 195 00:13:14.757 --> 00:13:15.485 Yeah, l'll tell Nitin - 196 00:13:15.592 --> 00:13:16.422 - Okay, bye. 197 00:13:17.694 --> 00:13:20.720 Uncle, Aunty - l'm really sorry, l've have to go, something's come up at work. 198 00:13:21.564 --> 00:13:23.623 No more uncle-aunty. 199 00:13:24.367 --> 00:13:26.358 Beta, you 're family now. 200 00:13:26.469 --> 00:13:28.596 From now on, mummy-daddy. 201 00:13:29.472 --> 00:13:30.871 What do you say, Mr. Lhatoo? 202 00:13:31.341 --> 00:13:32.273 That's how it is. 203 00:13:32.942 --> 00:13:34.842 Tashi, beta, come with me, beta. 204 00:13:35.378 --> 00:13:37.642 l should really get going, Daddy - 205 00:13:37.747 --> 00:13:38.714 Tashi, come, come. 206 00:13:38.815 --> 00:13:40.339 This will take hardly one minute. Come on - 207 00:13:47.790 --> 00:13:48.654 You IIke It? 208 00:13:49.859 --> 00:13:52.521 Good. Take it. lt's for you . 209 00:13:53.196 --> 00:13:54.754 Oh, l can't, Daddy - 210 00:13:54.864 --> 00:13:56.855 Forget it. We're not even discussing it. 211 00:13:57.934 --> 00:14:00.459 Bachche, we've even bought a flat for you . 212 00:14:00.570 --> 00:14:01.696 Just five minutes away. 213 00:14:01.804 --> 00:14:04.432 ln the morning we'll walk over to your place for breakfast 214 00:14:04.541 --> 00:14:06.839 and in the evening you 'll both come over for dinner. 215 00:14:06.943 --> 00:14:10.743 lt'll be wonderful. l just can't wait. 216 00:14:27.964 --> 00:14:28.988 Delicate. 217 00:14:29.432 --> 00:14:30.922 You can work wonders with the right model. 218 00:14:31.668 --> 00:14:33.602 l'm guessing this is some for you - 219 00:14:33.703 --> 00:14:35.170 - and some for me. 220 00:14:35.271 --> 00:14:36.704 Bacche, say cheese. 221 00:14:37.273 --> 00:14:38.467 Man, is nothing sacred? 222 00:14:38.575 --> 00:14:39.837 He doesn't mind. l asked him. 223 00:14:43.146 --> 00:14:45.444 So that pretty young thing was a waste of your time 224 00:14:45.548 --> 00:14:47.175 and this is worthwhile? 225 00:14:47.283 --> 00:14:48.716 l don't know what that says about you . 226 00:14:48.818 --> 00:14:50.308 That he's a serious journalist. 227 00:14:50.420 --> 00:14:51.819 Yeah. Or a necrophiliac. 228 00:14:51.921 --> 00:14:53.821 Yeah, a gay necrophiliac. 229 00:14:54.591 --> 00:14:55.888 Fucking idiots. 230 00:14:55.992 --> 00:14:57.220 Yours. 231 00:14:57.327 --> 00:14:58.453 Mine. 232 00:14:58.561 --> 00:15:00.529 - You 're not coming in? - No. Work to do. 233 00:15:01.998 --> 00:15:04.694 Listen, l got to file this. Can you drop this off for me? 234 00:15:04.801 --> 00:15:05.699 No. 235 00:15:05.802 --> 00:15:06.598 Thanks. 236 00:15:07.604 --> 00:15:08.593 Here's the address. 237 00:15:12.342 --> 00:15:13.001 Go. 238 00:15:17.614 --> 00:15:18.808 What are you doing this evening? 239 00:15:19.816 --> 00:15:20.874 Oh, you know. 240 00:15:20.984 --> 00:15:21.814 Work. 241 00:15:22.752 --> 00:15:26.745 All work, no play, Tashi... dull boy. 242 00:15:41.604 --> 00:15:42.434 Give me one. 243 00:15:48.745 --> 00:15:49.643 Make it spicy! 244 00:15:55.351 --> 00:15:56.249 Let me go. 245 00:15:56.753 --> 00:15:57.720 You want some of this? 246 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:32.581 200? Rate's gone up. 247 00:16:33.890 --> 00:16:35.482 No, my darling. 248 00:16:37.660 --> 00:16:38.456 Asshole. 249 00:18:44.086 --> 00:18:44.745 Hi. 250 00:18:44.854 --> 00:18:45.912 Oh fuck! 251 00:18:47.156 --> 00:18:49.818 What are you doing, lying in the dark like that? 252 00:18:51.627 --> 00:18:52.924 l'm sick, man. 253 00:18:53.029 --> 00:18:55.088 l feel poisoned. 254 00:18:55.832 --> 00:18:57.163 Did you see a doctor? 255 00:18:58.034 --> 00:18:59.023 Yeah. 256 00:18:59.135 --> 00:19:00.966 So here's what you need to do. 257 00:19:01.070 --> 00:19:02.662 Just take my scooter. 258 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:03.937 Why? 259 00:19:04.040 --> 00:19:05.098 Just take it. 260 00:19:06.576 --> 00:19:07.508 Fucker! 261 00:19:07.610 --> 00:19:09.009 Why am l taking your scooter? 262 00:19:09.111 --> 00:19:11.204 Tashi asked me to drop off this package. 263 00:19:11.881 --> 00:19:13.576 That fucking thing is still floating around? 264 00:19:13.683 --> 00:19:14.945 Listen if l wasn't sick, l'd do it. 265 00:19:15.051 --> 00:19:16.018 Sure. 266 00:19:17.653 --> 00:19:19.746 Listen, since you 're going out in any case, 267 00:19:19.856 --> 00:19:21.084 can you do me a favour? 268 00:19:21.190 --> 00:19:22.054 What? 269 00:19:27.263 --> 00:19:28.594 Bastards! 270 00:19:29.732 --> 00:19:30.528 Bastards.! 271 00:19:34.303 --> 00:19:37.966 This world is full of uncivilized people. 272 00:19:38.074 --> 00:19:39.701 Don't pay them any attention. 273 00:19:40.676 --> 00:19:42.871 Again? From the top? 274 00:19:49.952 --> 00:19:52.546 So, the doctor has to check for food poisoning. 275 00:19:54.156 --> 00:19:55.088 Good. 276 00:19:55.191 --> 00:19:57.716 Do you mind - l have to send him a stool sample? 277 00:19:58.828 --> 00:19:59.658 Fuck off. 278 00:20:02.632 --> 00:20:03.963 Patient name? 279 00:20:04.066 --> 00:20:05.124 Nitin Berry. 280 00:20:09.772 --> 00:20:11.205 Mr. Bhatia... 281 00:20:26.322 --> 00:20:28.847 Okay, l'll talk to you later. 282 00:21:12.401 --> 00:21:13.299 Sir... 283 00:21:13.402 --> 00:21:15.165 this is shit. 284 00:21:18.074 --> 00:21:19.166 Thank you . 285 00:21:20.610 --> 00:21:22.578 Sisterfucker. 286 00:21:46.535 --> 00:21:47.627 New car? 287 00:21:47.737 --> 00:21:48.431 Yes. 288 00:21:48.537 --> 00:21:51.506 Very nice! Beauty, great colour. 289 00:21:51.607 --> 00:21:52.596 Thank you , Mr. Jain. 290 00:21:54.176 --> 00:21:57.009 Mr. Tashi, l just wanted to remind you that the rent is due next week. 291 00:21:57.113 --> 00:21:58.205 l know, Mr. Jain. 292 00:21:58.314 --> 00:21:59.440 Good. Good. Very good. 293 00:21:59.548 --> 00:22:01.106 lt is just that it was late last month - 294 00:22:04.820 --> 00:22:08.119 - and the month before that also, that's why. 295 00:22:09.258 --> 00:22:11.317 You said you 'll speak to Mr. Maharaj about the dancing. 296 00:22:11.427 --> 00:22:13.088 Every night bharatnatyam on our heads. 297 00:22:13.195 --> 00:22:14.355 Kathak. 298 00:22:14.463 --> 00:22:15.555 See, l spoke to him - 299 00:22:16.065 --> 00:22:18.295 - and he said that he will try and take his class early. 300 00:22:18.401 --> 00:22:19.663 That was last week. 301 00:22:19.769 --> 00:22:20.633 Really? 302 00:22:31.547 --> 00:22:32.479 Hi. 303 00:22:32.581 --> 00:22:33.513 What's wrong with you ? 304 00:22:34.250 --> 00:22:35.376 Bastard, l'm dying. 305 00:22:36.318 --> 00:22:37.580 Okay. And you ? 306 00:22:38.187 --> 00:22:39.654 Meeting Ritu for a movie. 307 00:22:39.755 --> 00:22:41.347 ''Return of Disco Fighter'' 308 00:22:42.591 --> 00:22:43.717 Where are my pants? 309 00:22:44.460 --> 00:22:46.860 Okay, just hang on a second - something l want to talk to you about. 310 00:22:46.962 --> 00:22:47.724 Two things. 311 00:22:47.830 --> 00:22:49.525 l don't know about that Ritu . 312 00:22:49.632 --> 00:22:51.361 That girl, she doesn't give me a good feeling. 313 00:22:51.767 --> 00:22:52.791 Yeah, she's my girlfriend - 314 00:22:52.902 --> 00:22:54.460 - only supposed to give me a good feeling. 315 00:22:54.570 --> 00:22:56.197 You 're my witness. l warned him. 316 00:22:56.305 --> 00:22:58.205 Listen, rent's due next week. 317 00:22:58.674 --> 00:23:00.699 - l'd like to pay it on time this month. - Sure. 318 00:23:01.777 --> 00:23:02.607 Nitin? 319 00:23:02.712 --> 00:23:04.339 Yeah, l'm not paying rent anymore. 320 00:23:04.847 --> 00:23:05.745 ldiot. 321 00:23:05.848 --> 00:23:06.815 You 're moving out? 322 00:23:06.916 --> 00:23:07.678 No. 323 00:23:08.584 --> 00:23:10.279 You 're not moving out and you 're not going to pay rent. 324 00:23:10.753 --> 00:23:11.879 How the fuck are you going to manage that? 325 00:23:13.189 --> 00:23:14.281 Check this out. 326 00:23:22.465 --> 00:23:23.454 What the hell is this? 327 00:23:23.566 --> 00:23:25.625 lt's a naked man lying on top of a naked woman - 328 00:23:25.735 --> 00:23:26.861 - it's called fucking. 329 00:23:27.336 --> 00:23:28.701 This is Manish, our landlord. 330 00:23:29.271 --> 00:23:30.932 Yeah, the fucking wife-cheater. 331 00:23:31.540 --> 00:23:32.507 And that's Leena. 332 00:23:32.908 --> 00:23:34.034 She's a whore. 333 00:23:34.143 --> 00:23:35.075 No. 334 00:23:35.177 --> 00:23:37.111 l thought she was sucking his dick because she's really outgoing - 335 00:23:37.213 --> 00:23:38.180 - but a whore you say, my God. 336 00:23:38.280 --> 00:23:39.872 Bastard, if l wasn't sick, l'd fucking give you one. 337 00:23:40.316 --> 00:23:41.340 How'd you get these? 338 00:23:41.450 --> 00:23:42.474 No, that's the wrong question. 339 00:23:42.585 --> 00:23:44.780 The right question is, are we going to pay rent anymore? 340 00:23:45.321 --> 00:23:46.652 And the answer is? 341 00:23:48.290 --> 00:23:50.815 No. No more rent. No more fucking rent. 342 00:23:52.328 --> 00:23:53.454 What are you talking about? 343 00:23:53.562 --> 00:23:55.587 l'm talking about a small business transaction with our landlord. 344 00:23:55.698 --> 00:23:58.223 He gives us some money and these pictures don't get to his wife. 345 00:23:59.668 --> 00:24:00.692 You 're going to blackmail him? 346 00:24:01.403 --> 00:24:03.394 lt's not blackmail. lt's a sign, from God. 347 00:24:03.506 --> 00:24:04.700 Oh, you 're going to blackmail him. 348 00:24:04.807 --> 00:24:06.934 We're living with a criminal. lt's Nitin Sobhraj. 349 00:24:07.343 --> 00:24:09.834 l'm just the higher moral authority in Manish's life - 350 00:24:09.945 --> 00:24:11.708 You 're the higher moral authority in his life? 351 00:24:11.814 --> 00:24:13.714 Yes, yes, and l'm asking him to mend his evil ways - 352 00:24:13.816 --> 00:24:14.908 - l'm not a benevolent god. 353 00:24:15.284 --> 00:24:16.308 Don't tell me anymore, right - 354 00:24:16.418 --> 00:24:17.646 - because when the cops come to get you , 355 00:24:17.753 --> 00:24:19.186 l don't want to be dragged in as an accessory. 356 00:24:19.288 --> 00:24:21.688 An accessory? Listen to him using big words. 357 00:24:21.791 --> 00:24:23.656 An earring is an accessory, you choot - 358 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.592 - listen l've been in this business for two years, nobody gets - 359 00:24:26.695 --> 00:24:28.663 l'm sorry, you 've been in this business for two years? 360 00:24:31.767 --> 00:24:33.200 Listen, l do all the work - 361 00:24:33.302 --> 00:24:35.600 - you fuckers get to save rent money. Everybody wins. 362 00:24:48.450 --> 00:24:49.280 And two? 363 00:24:50.753 --> 00:24:52.880 Two? l'm getting married. 364 00:24:52.988 --> 00:24:54.615 Yeah, we know that. 365 00:24:54.723 --> 00:24:56.588 No, getting married next month. 366 00:24:57.426 --> 00:24:59.155 Really, l thought this wasn't happening till like next year. 367 00:24:59.628 --> 00:25:02.426 Yeah, but then l thought, what difference? Sooner the better. 368 00:25:02.531 --> 00:25:04.795 Right up till the moment they chop his head off, 369 00:25:04.900 --> 00:25:06.925 the goat thinks he's going for a walk in the park. 370 00:25:07.036 --> 00:25:09.402 Bastard, you 're just too negative. l hate this attitude. 371 00:25:09.505 --> 00:25:11.530 Listen, this is great news. Come here, give me a hug. 372 00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:12.368 Great news! 373 00:25:12.474 --> 00:25:13.873 Fucker, l was looking for these - 374 00:25:13.976 --> 00:25:16.638 - your ass is like a solar eclipse, man. 375 00:25:17.012 --> 00:25:20.812 Listen she's too hot, l was going to marry her myself, but you can have her. 376 00:25:20.916 --> 00:25:23.282 She's too sexy, you lucky bastard! 377 00:25:24.353 --> 00:25:25.513 He's moving out. 378 00:25:26.622 --> 00:25:27.816 You 're moving out? 379 00:25:29.525 --> 00:25:31.618 Then why the fuck were you going on about the rent? 380 00:26:07.730 --> 00:26:09.891 Tashi, you really should shave, baby. 381 00:26:18.841 --> 00:26:22.777 HeIIo? Menaka? Yes - 382 00:26:22.878 --> 00:26:24.675 Tashi? Tashi, get back in there! 383 00:26:24.780 --> 00:26:25.678 l know where it is - 384 00:26:26.782 --> 00:26:27.874 Okay, should l bring Nitin? 385 00:26:28.384 --> 00:26:29.476 l can't believe you ! 386 00:26:29.952 --> 00:26:31.886 - Okay, bye. - Oh, my God, this guy. 387 00:26:31.987 --> 00:26:33.750 Fucking buffoon. 388 00:26:35.557 --> 00:26:36.581 Baby, l've got to go 389 00:26:36.692 --> 00:26:38.717 Look, it's work, l swear l'll make it up to you , okay? 390 00:26:38.827 --> 00:26:40.920 Just go, Tashi, just go. 391 00:26:49.104 --> 00:26:50.036 Thank you . 392 00:26:50.739 --> 00:26:53.640 Do you see her, right behind me? Don't look, don't look. 393 00:26:54.543 --> 00:26:55.737 What about her? 394 00:26:55.844 --> 00:26:56.936 That's Kanika Tuli. 395 00:26:57.746 --> 00:26:58.906 l heard she's a lesbo. 396 00:26:59.815 --> 00:27:02.113 Really? Where'd you hear that? 397 00:27:02.484 --> 00:27:03.644 Oh, you know, here and there. 398 00:27:04.019 --> 00:27:08.012 Considering some of the men l've been with, that doesn't sound half bad. 399 00:27:11.593 --> 00:27:14.391 Oh, come on, don't tell me you 've never thought about being with a woman. 400 00:27:14.997 --> 00:27:16.589 No! Never! 401 00:27:18.767 --> 00:27:22.168 So, did you see Rajeev yet? l think he's around. 402 00:27:22.838 --> 00:27:23.702 Nope. 403 00:27:27.609 --> 00:27:28.473 Excuse me. 404 00:27:28.844 --> 00:27:29.606 Sure. 405 00:27:40.789 --> 00:27:43.656 Do you see her? Don't look. 406 00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:46.592 That's Menaka Vashisht. She's a lesbo. 407 00:27:46.695 --> 00:27:47.491 Really? 408 00:27:48.697 --> 00:27:49.994 So, what's the story? 409 00:27:50.532 --> 00:27:51.624 Story? 410 00:27:51.734 --> 00:27:53.998 Yeah, you know, you called me, gave me the address, told me to come over - 411 00:27:54.103 --> 00:27:57.129 Yeah, l know - l'm not that drunk. Yet. 412 00:27:57.539 --> 00:28:00.633 l didn't say anything about a story, l just gave you the address. 413 00:28:00.743 --> 00:28:02.370 So l came here for nothing? 414 00:28:02.478 --> 00:28:05.106 No, to have a drink, have some fun. 415 00:28:05.214 --> 00:28:06.977 Tashi, stop working. 416 00:28:07.850 --> 00:28:09.010 l was in the middle of something - 417 00:28:09.118 --> 00:28:10.710 Couldn't have been that important. 418 00:28:11.120 --> 00:28:11.779 What? 419 00:28:12.154 --> 00:28:13.587 Why'd you pick up the phone then? 420 00:28:17.159 --> 00:28:19.024 l'm glad you 're having fun - 421 00:28:19.128 --> 00:28:21.187 - l'll talk to you tomorrow. When you 're sober. 422 00:28:21.997 --> 00:28:23.055 Tash, come on. 423 00:28:23.165 --> 00:28:24.564 Lover's spat? 424 00:28:25.534 --> 00:28:28.002 Rajeev, l'm not in the mood for your bullshit, okay? 425 00:28:28.470 --> 00:28:29.869 So why don't you just leave? 426 00:28:30.472 --> 00:28:31.769 Make me. 427 00:28:31.874 --> 00:28:33.603 Listen, man - l don't know you , okay? Do you mind? 428 00:28:33.709 --> 00:28:35.233 Yeah. l mind. 429 00:28:35.711 --> 00:28:36.609 What the fuck? 430 00:28:36.712 --> 00:28:37.644 What's your problem, man? 431 00:28:37.746 --> 00:28:39.680 What did you just say? What the fuck? 432 00:28:39.782 --> 00:28:40.510 - Come on, say it again! - Guys! 433 00:28:40.616 --> 00:28:41.583 Say it again, come on. 434 00:28:41.683 --> 00:28:44.015 Listen, man, l'm not looking for trouble, alright? 435 00:28:44.887 --> 00:28:46.787 No, bitch, trouble's looking for you . 436 00:28:48.924 --> 00:28:50.949 - Should've kept your mouth shut! - Leave me alone, you bastard! 437 00:28:51.060 --> 00:28:53.119 - Now mind your fucking business! - You bastard! 438 00:28:53.595 --> 00:28:55.290 - Come here, you , come here - - You fucking bastard! 439 00:28:55.397 --> 00:28:56.523 You think you can get away with this - 440 00:28:56.632 --> 00:28:58.190 - nobody messes with Rajeev Khanna and gets - 441 00:29:05.641 --> 00:29:07.108 Let's go - he has friends. 442 00:29:08.811 --> 00:29:09.470 Fucker.! 443 00:29:26.528 --> 00:29:27.893 - Are you all right? - l'm fine. 444 00:29:28.630 --> 00:29:29.927 Let me see that - 445 00:29:30.899 --> 00:29:32.161 - that doesn't look so good. 446 00:29:32.534 --> 00:29:33.330 l'm fine. 447 00:29:35.270 --> 00:29:36.669 l'm really sorry. 448 00:29:37.072 --> 00:29:39.540 l just wanted you to loosen up, have a good time - 449 00:29:39.641 --> 00:29:40.630 lt's okay. 450 00:29:41.710 --> 00:29:42.768 What do you mean, loosen up? 451 00:29:42.878 --> 00:29:43.867 No, l didn't mean it like that - 452 00:29:43.979 --> 00:29:45.173 l am loose, okay? 453 00:29:45.981 --> 00:29:47.744 With friends, people who know me - 454 00:29:47.850 --> 00:29:49.715 - people who don't feel the need to drag me half-way across the city - 455 00:29:49.818 --> 00:29:51.786 - in the middle of the fucking night, so l can loosen up. 456 00:29:52.721 --> 00:29:54.689 Don't be an asshole. l apologized. 457 00:29:54.790 --> 00:29:55.882 l was just trying to be nice. 458 00:29:56.625 --> 00:29:59.116 - Where should l drop you off? - Just - wherever. 459 00:30:02.598 --> 00:30:04.065 Fuck! 460 00:30:04.166 --> 00:30:05.861 Can't believe this guy! 461 00:30:05.968 --> 00:30:07.560 Hey - hey bastard! 462 00:30:07.669 --> 00:30:08.829 l'll fucking kill you , you bastard! 463 00:30:08.937 --> 00:30:10.063 Tashi, go, go, go! 464 00:30:10.172 --> 00:30:11.571 Son of a bItch.! 465 00:30:11.673 --> 00:30:12.731 l'll fucking kill you ! 466 00:30:13.575 --> 00:30:14.837 Go, go, go, go. Fuck. 467 00:30:17.112 --> 00:30:18.909 l'm going to fucking shoot you like a dog! 468 00:30:19.014 --> 00:30:20.072 l'll kill you , you bitch! 469 00:30:21.917 --> 00:30:23.111 What's wrong with that crazy fuck? 470 00:30:24.219 --> 00:30:25.846 - you bitch, you 're done! 471 00:30:40.903 --> 00:30:41.631 Fuck, okay - 472 00:30:45.207 --> 00:30:46.003 Asshole! 473 00:30:46.108 --> 00:30:46.767 Bloody hell! 474 00:30:46.875 --> 00:30:47.899 l'll fucking kill you ! 475 00:30:48.010 --> 00:30:49.534 Fuck you ! 476 00:30:58.720 --> 00:30:59.880 Fuck. 477 00:31:01.723 --> 00:31:02.587 Hang on. 478 00:31:05.194 --> 00:31:06.684 Stop, sisterfucker! 479 00:31:07.095 --> 00:31:08.289 l'll kill you , you bastard! 480 00:31:08.730 --> 00:31:09.856 Get after him! 481 00:31:11.166 --> 00:31:12.258 Fuck, where the fuck do we go? 482 00:31:19.174 --> 00:31:20.038 Park it! 483 00:31:25.280 --> 00:31:26.679 Bastard.! 484 00:31:31.019 --> 00:31:32.213 Come on, come on - 485 00:31:34.256 --> 00:31:35.655 Come on, quick! 486 00:31:40.329 --> 00:31:41.057 There he is! 487 00:31:41.830 --> 00:31:42.888 Stop, motherfucker.! 488 00:31:44.166 --> 00:31:45.360 Stop - stop, you bastard! 489 00:31:52.274 --> 00:31:54.139 - But which one? - Fuck it, let's go! 490 00:32:06.788 --> 00:32:08.585 That's fine, that's fine. Don't worry about it. 491 00:32:08.690 --> 00:32:09.748 Okay, ma'am. 492 00:32:09.858 --> 00:32:12.019 - Bathroom? ls it done? - Yes ma'am. Thank you , ma'am. 493 00:32:12.127 --> 00:32:13.025 Thank you . 494 00:32:13.962 --> 00:32:14.758 Thank you , sir. 495 00:32:25.974 --> 00:32:27.407 Fuck, my car. 496 00:32:27.876 --> 00:32:29.173 My brand new car. 497 00:32:30.012 --> 00:32:31.172 Who's the asshole? 498 00:32:32.314 --> 00:32:33.872 My husband. 499 00:32:35.984 --> 00:32:38.214 Ex-husband, as soon as the divorce papers show up. 500 00:32:41.390 --> 00:32:43.984 l can't believe he took a shot at me. Where'd you find him? 501 00:32:45.327 --> 00:32:47.386 Oh, you know. Arranged marriage. 502 00:32:48.430 --> 00:32:49.829 Parents forced me. 503 00:32:50.899 --> 00:32:51.763 Really? 504 00:32:52.834 --> 00:32:55.496 No. He was my boyfriend in school - 505 00:32:55.971 --> 00:32:57.871 - l actually ran away from home to marry him. 506 00:32:57.973 --> 00:32:59.770 l fought with my parents. 507 00:33:00.409 --> 00:33:01.307 You know how to pick them. 508 00:33:03.178 --> 00:33:04.736 Sitting here with you . 509 00:33:09.918 --> 00:33:11.317 l'm going to get some coffee. 510 00:33:12.020 --> 00:33:13.214 You want some? 511 00:33:13.322 --> 00:33:14.448 You can't just do that. That's not - 512 00:33:14.556 --> 00:33:15.716 Anyone who can afford to stay 513 00:33:15.824 --> 00:33:17.792 at this hotel, can afford to buy us a cup of coffee - 514 00:33:17.893 --> 00:33:18.791 Cappuccino okay? 515 00:33:19.294 --> 00:33:20.454 What, you do this on a regular basis? 516 00:33:20.962 --> 00:33:24.022 No, just on days l get shot at by my ex-husband - 517 00:33:24.132 --> 00:33:26.862 - hi, l'm calling from room 509 - 518 00:33:26.968 --> 00:33:29.368 - can you please send up two cappuccinos? 519 00:33:29.838 --> 00:33:31.897 Hold on. 520 00:33:32.407 --> 00:33:33.999 Would you like something to eat? 521 00:33:38.213 --> 00:33:40.272 No, just the coffees, thank you . 522 00:33:41.049 --> 00:33:41.879 This is wrong. 523 00:33:42.451 --> 00:33:43.941 You need to fucking lighten up. 524 00:33:49.124 --> 00:33:50.148 Fuck it - let's go, come. 525 00:33:52.994 --> 00:33:54.825 Yes, baby! 526 00:33:54.930 --> 00:33:57.421 Just a little harder! 527 00:33:59.234 --> 00:34:00.223 Excuse us! 528 00:34:00.335 --> 00:34:02.963 Oh my god! Yes, yes! 529 00:34:03.071 --> 00:34:04.333 Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.! 530 00:34:05.474 --> 00:34:06.463 Yes, yes, yes! 531 00:34:07.175 --> 00:34:08.199 Yes, yes, yes! 532 00:34:08.310 --> 00:34:09.277 Like a horse! 533 00:34:09.845 --> 00:34:10.504 ln the back! 534 00:34:10.946 --> 00:34:12.140 In the back, In the back.! 535 00:34:12.247 --> 00:34:13.271 Spank me bItch, spank me - 536 00:34:13.382 --> 00:34:15.350 - IIke a horse.! 537 00:34:16.184 --> 00:34:17.981 In the back.! 538 00:34:18.086 --> 00:34:19.883 More, more, in the back! Come on - 539 00:34:19.988 --> 00:34:21.114 - come on.! 540 00:34:29.564 --> 00:34:31.088 l could've sworn that was our room. 541 00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:34.134 Frank, l hope this isn't Alzheimer's. 542 00:34:34.536 --> 00:34:36.527 Louise, the key worked! 543 00:34:36.938 --> 00:34:39.270 Mr. and Mrs. Eggen, l have your coffee. 544 00:34:39.374 --> 00:34:40.500 We didn't order any coffee. 545 00:35:03.031 --> 00:35:04.328 Thanks for the lift. 546 00:35:06.435 --> 00:35:08.130 And l'd be happy to pay for your window. 547 00:35:10.138 --> 00:35:11.332 lt's all right. 548 00:35:11.440 --> 00:35:12.532 You didn't shoot it. 549 00:35:13.475 --> 00:35:14.407 'Night. 550 00:36:01.189 --> 00:36:02.417 Did you put the buckets out? 551 00:36:03.592 --> 00:36:06.152 Bastard, l'm dying. 552 00:36:28.483 --> 00:36:30.974 Man, did you drink all my juice? 553 00:36:35.457 --> 00:36:36.515 Yeah. 554 00:36:37.192 --> 00:36:39.217 There were like 3-4 cartons in there. 555 00:36:40.362 --> 00:36:41.329 l know. 556 00:36:42.130 --> 00:36:43.427 You don't even like orange juice. 557 00:36:45.133 --> 00:36:46.430 Sometimes l do. 558 00:36:47.269 --> 00:36:47.997 Man - 559 00:36:48.603 --> 00:36:50.298 l'll buy you some more. 560 00:36:50.405 --> 00:36:52.134 Damn right you 'll buy me some more - 561 00:36:58.046 --> 00:37:01.174 Did you wash your ass with my juice? 562 00:37:04.386 --> 00:37:06.149 Bastard, l told you l'll buy you some more - 563 00:37:06.254 --> 00:37:08.313 - my fucking ass cheeks are stuck together. 564 00:37:13.361 --> 00:37:14.760 l can never drink orange juice again. 565 00:37:16.464 --> 00:37:17.522 Yes, Mum - 566 00:37:17.632 --> 00:37:19.930 - yes, how many times are you going to tell me the same thing? 567 00:37:20.035 --> 00:37:21.366 Okay, Mum, and listen, 568 00:37:21.469 --> 00:37:24.097 please do not forget to pick up my lehenga from the designer. 569 00:37:24.205 --> 00:37:26.605 l just know that guy, he will not be done on time. 570 00:37:26.708 --> 00:37:27.675 Yes. 571 00:37:28.410 --> 00:37:32.005 Yeah, Mum. Okay, okay, bye. Love you , bye. 572 00:37:33.448 --> 00:37:35.575 Hey, baby - 573 00:37:36.151 --> 00:37:36.947 What? 574 00:37:37.052 --> 00:37:38.246 What happened to you ? 575 00:37:39.688 --> 00:37:41.553 Work. 576 00:37:41.656 --> 00:37:42.520 Work? 577 00:37:42.624 --> 00:37:45.149 Work? They don't pay you enough to get killed. 578 00:37:55.170 --> 00:37:56.762 My dad gives you a brand new car - 579 00:37:57.172 --> 00:37:58.696 - and this is what you do to it, Tashi? 580 00:38:04.446 --> 00:38:05.674 You 're going to miss your flight. 581 00:38:22.797 --> 00:38:25.265 - This is it? - Yes. 582 00:38:37.512 --> 00:38:38.376 Who is it? 583 00:38:41.082 --> 00:38:42.106 Sir, laundry. 584 00:38:43.351 --> 00:38:44.340 No, thanks. 585 00:38:49.257 --> 00:38:50.417 Laundry? 586 00:38:51.593 --> 00:38:53.322 You idiot. 587 00:38:53.428 --> 00:38:54.690 Move. 588 00:39:02.671 --> 00:39:03.660 Hold on. 589 00:39:03.772 --> 00:39:04.670 Yes, sir? 590 00:39:05.874 --> 00:39:07.239 Which room is this for? 591 00:39:07.342 --> 00:39:08.400 50 7, sir. 592 00:39:08.510 --> 00:39:09.374 l'll take it. 593 00:39:09.844 --> 00:39:11.141 No, sir, l can't do that. 594 00:39:11.246 --> 00:39:13.146 l have to deliver the food myself. 595 00:39:14.616 --> 00:39:16.584 See, he's my friend. 596 00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:19.544 lt's his birthday, we want to surprise him. 597 00:39:20.121 --> 00:39:21.281 Yes sir, l understand, sir - 598 00:39:21.389 --> 00:39:22.515 but - it's hotel - 599 00:39:22.624 --> 00:39:23.488 - policy - 600 00:39:23.591 --> 00:39:25.115 R. Balachander. 601 00:39:26.895 --> 00:39:28.658 lf there's a problem, l'll talk to your manager. 602 00:39:29.230 --> 00:39:30.128 But, sir - 603 00:39:34.302 --> 00:39:37.328 Here, buy something for the kids. 604 00:39:37.439 --> 00:39:38.633 Sir, l'm not married. 605 00:39:40.709 --> 00:39:41.801 For yourself then? 606 00:39:42.277 --> 00:39:43.801 No, sir. l can't do that, sir. 607 00:39:44.312 --> 00:39:46.746 l have to deliver the food myself, for reasons of quality. 608 00:39:50.418 --> 00:39:51.544 You have to deliver it? 609 00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:53.252 Yes, sir. 610 00:39:54.355 --> 00:39:55.822 For the reasons of quality? 611 00:39:56.291 --> 00:39:57.315 Yes, sir. 612 00:39:58.359 --> 00:39:59.223 Take it. 613 00:40:07.602 --> 00:40:08.569 Ready, sir? 614 00:40:11.706 --> 00:40:12.604 Who is it? 615 00:40:12.707 --> 00:40:14.572 Room service. Sir, your lunch. 616 00:40:17.779 --> 00:40:18.803 Yeah, you can come in. 617 00:40:23.752 --> 00:40:25.185 And happy birthday, sir. 618 00:40:25.286 --> 00:40:26.753 Sorry, but it's not my birthday. 619 00:40:35.396 --> 00:40:36.488 What the fuck? 620 00:40:36.931 --> 00:40:37.863 Surprise. 621 00:40:37.966 --> 00:40:39.934 Yeah, what are you doing here? 622 00:40:41.836 --> 00:40:43.269 Delivering your food, man. 623 00:40:43.671 --> 00:40:46.231 Unlike you , we make our deliveries. 624 00:40:47.876 --> 00:40:50.470 What the fuck are you talking about? 625 00:40:50.912 --> 00:40:51.606 Bunty. 626 00:40:53.548 --> 00:40:54.776 Hey, easy! 627 00:40:55.550 --> 00:40:57.575 This was a new shirt, man. 628 00:40:57.685 --> 00:41:00.449 - Even dry-cleaning won't get that out. - Balls. 629 00:41:00.555 --> 00:41:03.251 Just got it from the tailor yesterday. 630 00:41:19.007 --> 00:41:20.531 Where is my package? 631 00:41:20.909 --> 00:41:24.572 l sent it, like every time. 632 00:41:24.979 --> 00:41:26.776 But l didn't get it. 633 00:41:27.916 --> 00:41:29.474 So, where is it? 634 00:41:29.584 --> 00:41:30.573 l brought it in - 635 00:41:30.985 --> 00:41:33.476 - and gave it to the courier, like every time! 636 00:41:38.893 --> 00:41:40.258 There was this new girl. 637 00:41:43.431 --> 00:41:44.489 New girl? 638 00:41:44.599 --> 00:41:45.691 Yeah - 639 00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:48.496 - my regular girl was sick, so - 640 00:41:48.603 --> 00:41:50.332 - she told me her friend could help us - 641 00:41:51.472 --> 00:41:53.872 - could help us out, for free. 642 00:41:54.309 --> 00:41:55.298 Only this time. 643 00:41:57.412 --> 00:41:59.346 The new girl didn't know what she was carrying. 644 00:41:59.814 --> 00:42:00.803 She didn't know! 645 00:42:01.649 --> 00:42:02.707 Yeah - 646 00:42:02.817 --> 00:42:03.841 - l'm sure. 647 00:42:06.855 --> 00:42:08.516 Search the room. 648 00:42:16.631 --> 00:42:19.429 Sisterfuckers, what is this, a wedding? 649 00:42:23.504 --> 00:42:27.201 This is very nice, Arup. Very nice. 650 00:42:27.675 --> 00:42:30.109 The client also liked it very much. 651 00:42:30.545 --> 00:42:34.003 Only thing, they felt that the banana is smiling too much. 652 00:42:34.115 --> 00:42:36.640 Too happy. 653 00:42:36.751 --> 00:42:39.083 Why? He's about to get eaten - 654 00:42:39.487 --> 00:42:41.785 - what could be wrong? 655 00:42:41.890 --> 00:42:43.585 You want me to make him sad? 656 00:42:43.691 --> 00:42:46.023 Yes, not too much. About seven percent. 657 00:43:08.716 --> 00:43:09.614 Anything for me? 658 00:43:11.185 --> 00:43:13.619 No, nothing. l'm going to take a bath. 659 00:43:13.721 --> 00:43:14.710 You just took a bath. 660 00:43:16.124 --> 00:43:19.252 lt's really hot. l'm really hot. 661 00:43:19.727 --> 00:43:22.161 l feel like taking a bath again. 662 00:43:45.820 --> 00:43:47.151 Are you done? 663 00:43:47.255 --> 00:43:48.313 No, no. 664 00:44:14.182 --> 00:44:16.707 Mr. Tashi! 665 00:44:17.618 --> 00:44:18.880 Mr. Ni - 666 00:44:20.955 --> 00:44:22.286 Nitin? 667 00:44:28.162 --> 00:44:29.094 Nothing. 668 00:44:30.264 --> 00:44:34.200 l swear l don't have it. You got to believe me now. 669 00:44:34.869 --> 00:44:37.963 This girl she - she must've messed up. 670 00:44:44.112 --> 00:44:45.374 Give me her number. 671 00:44:46.147 --> 00:44:46.806 What? 672 00:44:47.682 --> 00:44:48.649 Her phone number. 673 00:44:52.253 --> 00:44:55.814 lt's - 986 - 674 00:44:57.125 --> 00:44:59.889 - 7, 6, 6 - 675 00:45:00.862 --> 00:45:03.023 No - 7, 6, 5 - 676 00:45:03.664 --> 00:45:05.689 - 1 , 9, 9, 0. 677 00:45:10.304 --> 00:45:12.101 Gupta Stationary Mart. Hello? 678 00:45:12.807 --> 00:45:16.174 No, no, l must've mixed it up, l mean - 679 00:45:16.277 --> 00:45:16.971 Bunty. 680 00:45:17.078 --> 00:45:17.737 No, l - 681 00:45:17.845 --> 00:45:18.869 - don't! 682 00:45:22.884 --> 00:45:24.818 No, no - 683 00:45:25.887 --> 00:45:28.321 Why should l be here if l want to cheat you ? 684 00:45:28.689 --> 00:45:29.713 Because you don't know me. 685 00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:32.183 What's that? 686 00:45:32.693 --> 00:45:34.354 lt is something to clear your brain, man. 687 00:45:36.330 --> 00:45:37.592 What are you doing? 688 00:45:37.698 --> 00:45:38.357 Number. 689 00:45:39.267 --> 00:45:40.291 Number? 690 00:45:40.968 --> 00:45:43.402 9, 8, 7 - no, 6 - 691 00:45:44.305 --> 00:45:45.397 - 7, 6, 5 - 692 00:45:46.207 --> 00:45:47.299 1 , 6 - 693 00:45:47.809 --> 00:45:49.174 - fuck! 694 00:45:49.277 --> 00:45:51.177 Number is 6 - 695 00:45:52.780 --> 00:45:54.270 1 , 9, 9, 0 - no! 696 00:45:54.382 --> 00:45:57.783 1 ,9 - 1 , 1 , 9, 0. 1 , 1 , 9, 0! 697 00:45:58.152 --> 00:46:00.620 Please! Put it off, please! 698 00:46:00.721 --> 00:46:01.483 Get it off! 699 00:46:01.589 --> 00:46:03.113 HeIIo, you 've reached SonIya. 700 00:46:03.224 --> 00:46:04.885 Please, put it out! 701 00:46:04.992 --> 00:46:07.153 PIease Ieave a message after the beep. Bye. 702 00:46:12.133 --> 00:46:12.792 Sorry. 703 00:46:13.367 --> 00:46:15.858 Leave her a message - call back urgently. 704 00:46:23.778 --> 00:46:26.076 And now, l'm calling her again - 705 00:46:26.948 --> 00:46:30.076 - this time, leave a proper message, okay? 706 00:46:30.184 --> 00:46:31.208 Yeah. 707 00:46:32.453 --> 00:46:35.081 And also, call the room service, order some food - 708 00:46:35.189 --> 00:46:36.349 - what do you idiots want to eat? 709 00:46:38.826 --> 00:46:39.724 Hey. 710 00:46:40.495 --> 00:46:42.258 What happened, where were you yesterday? 711 00:46:42.363 --> 00:46:43.330 Arup, what are you doing here? 712 00:46:43.931 --> 00:46:45.091 Who Is It? 713 00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:46.359 No one, Mum. 714 00:46:47.268 --> 00:46:48.200 Arup, you shouldn't be here. 715 00:46:48.302 --> 00:46:49.064 What's going on? 716 00:46:50.972 --> 00:46:51.904 Hey, guys - 717 00:46:52.507 --> 00:46:54.304 - your friend? 718 00:46:55.376 --> 00:46:56.866 Yeah, a friend. 719 00:46:57.278 --> 00:46:58.905 Ritu 's friends are my friends. 720 00:46:59.013 --> 00:47:00.844 Arup, this is Vivek - 721 00:47:00.948 --> 00:47:02.279 - he's a computer engineer in Canada. 722 00:47:02.383 --> 00:47:05.113 Hey, nice to meet you , dude - 723 00:47:05.219 --> 00:47:06.481 - l hope you 're coming for the wedding. 724 00:47:07.822 --> 00:47:08.754 Wedding? 725 00:47:08.856 --> 00:47:09.584 He doesn't know? 726 00:47:09.690 --> 00:47:11.214 l was just about to tell him - 727 00:47:11.325 --> 00:47:13.156 - actually, Arup's here to pick up his stuff - 728 00:47:13.261 --> 00:47:14.387 - he's a cartoonist. 729 00:47:15.363 --> 00:47:16.387 l'll be back. 730 00:47:17.431 --> 00:47:18.693 A cartoonist? 731 00:47:18.799 --> 00:47:21.893 Like - like Chacha Choudhry? 732 00:47:24.338 --> 00:47:26.033 Yeah, like Chacha Choudhry. 733 00:47:26.140 --> 00:47:27.471 That's, that's funny. 734 00:47:29.410 --> 00:47:31.139 Vivek, your tea is getting cold. 735 00:47:31.245 --> 00:47:32.439 All right, yeah - 736 00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:33.972 - hey, good to see you , dude. 737 00:47:34.515 --> 00:47:35.812 Hey - 738 00:47:35.917 --> 00:47:37.350 - old jungle saying - 739 00:47:37.451 --> 00:47:39.919 - phantom fist is quicker than the eye. 740 00:47:40.354 --> 00:47:42.083 See you at the wedding. 741 00:47:48.829 --> 00:47:50.296 When were you planning to tell me? 742 00:47:50.398 --> 00:47:51.524 Arup, it doesn't matter - 743 00:47:52.066 --> 00:47:53.397 - in a month, l'm moving to Canada. 744 00:47:53.501 --> 00:47:55.162 Your tea Is gettIng coId. 745 00:47:55.269 --> 00:47:57.134 You should go now, Arup. Please. 746 00:47:57.238 --> 00:47:59.365 Good luck with your cartooning. 747 00:48:12.286 --> 00:48:16.154 The bride and groom may now exchange garlands. 748 00:48:19.160 --> 00:48:19.854 Stop! 749 00:48:19.961 --> 00:48:21.258 This marriage cannot happen! 750 00:48:35.076 --> 00:48:36.839 This girl has given me blowjob. 751 00:48:36.944 --> 00:48:37.603 Blowjob. 752 00:48:37.712 --> 00:48:38.371 Blowjob. 753 00:48:38.479 --> 00:48:39.309 Blowjob. 754 00:48:41.349 --> 00:48:46.946 And because l am 21 st century man, l have given her oral pleasure also. 755 00:48:49.123 --> 00:48:51.284 Oh my God! Are you alright? 756 00:48:52.560 --> 00:48:54.027 Shameless girl! 757 00:48:54.128 --> 00:48:56.221 You 've disgraced the family name! 758 00:48:56.330 --> 00:48:57.456 Get out of my sight! 759 00:51:09.263 --> 00:51:10.355 You have two voice messages. 760 00:51:16.704 --> 00:51:18.763 HI SonIya, It's VIadImIr - 761 00:51:19.140 --> 00:51:21.631 - I want you to caII back as soon as possIbIe - 762 00:51:21.742 --> 00:51:24.006 It's very urgent, so If you can do that - thank you very much. 763 00:51:38.125 --> 00:51:38.955 Hello? 764 00:51:39.493 --> 00:51:41.791 Hello, Vladimir, it's Soniya, l got your message. 765 00:51:42.696 --> 00:51:43.594 Good, good, good - 766 00:51:44.098 --> 00:51:46.566 - l want to ask you about the package you have to deliver - 767 00:51:47.201 --> 00:51:48.600 - did you deliver it? 768 00:51:49.270 --> 00:51:52.398 You know, actually, l didn't - but l gave it to a friend to deliver - 769 00:51:53.040 --> 00:51:55.167 - l had to do some shopping before the flight. 770 00:51:56.343 --> 00:51:57.310 Are you crazy? 771 00:51:57.812 --> 00:52:00.610 After l told exactly what to do - 772 00:52:00.714 --> 00:52:02.147 - you think this is a joke? 773 00:52:02.249 --> 00:52:03.614 You think this is a picnic - 774 00:52:03.717 --> 00:52:05.048 - that we are on a picnic? 775 00:52:05.152 --> 00:52:08.121 You are so fucking stupid! 776 00:52:08.489 --> 00:52:09.183 God. 777 00:52:09.723 --> 00:52:10.655 Hello? 778 00:52:14.528 --> 00:52:15.358 Well done. 779 00:52:24.505 --> 00:52:27.269 HeIIo, you 've reached SonIya. 780 00:52:27.374 --> 00:52:30.138 PIease Ieave me a message after the beep, bye. 781 00:52:32.580 --> 00:52:33.444 Vladimir. 782 00:52:43.591 --> 00:52:44.387 Hello, yes? 783 00:52:44.492 --> 00:52:45.686 Hello, Miss Soniya? 784 00:52:45.793 --> 00:52:46.817 Now who's this? 785 00:52:47.194 --> 00:52:49.628 Hi, Miss Soniya, this is Vladimir's supervisor - 786 00:52:49.730 --> 00:52:51.721 - l'm calling to say sorry for his behaviour. 787 00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:54.531 He's a very rude man, okay? Very rude - 788 00:52:54.635 --> 00:52:56.227 - l only did this as a favour to him, you know - 789 00:52:56.337 --> 00:52:57.531 - because he's a friend of a friend - 790 00:52:57.638 --> 00:52:59.629 - l helped him out, and look at this! 791 00:52:59.740 --> 00:53:01.207 l mean - 792 00:53:01.308 --> 00:53:02.468 You 're right, you 're right - 793 00:53:03.143 --> 00:53:04.804 - l'll definitely take some action against him - 794 00:53:05.579 --> 00:53:07.570 - some very strict action. 795 00:53:08.516 --> 00:53:11.644 By the way, where's that package you had to deliver? 796 00:53:12.353 --> 00:53:14.548 Actually, l'm surprised it hasn't been delivered - 797 00:53:15.122 --> 00:53:17.647 - l gave it to a friend - he's usually very good at these things. 798 00:53:18.659 --> 00:53:21.890 Something must have happened, you know - we all are busy people. 799 00:53:23.430 --> 00:53:26.365 Why don't you give me his address, l mean, l'll have it picked up - 800 00:53:26.467 --> 00:53:27.399 Are you sure? 801 00:53:28.302 --> 00:53:29.234 No problem. 802 00:53:30.237 --> 00:53:31.636 Where should l write, on my hand? 803 00:53:31.739 --> 00:53:33.366 Yeah, sorry? 804 00:53:35.276 --> 00:53:36.243 Yeah - 805 00:53:40.814 --> 00:53:41.803 What's his name? 806 00:53:48.656 --> 00:53:49.588 What the fuck? 807 00:53:56.530 --> 00:53:57.690 Who's this? 808 00:53:58.599 --> 00:53:59.293 Tashi. 809 00:54:00.701 --> 00:54:01.827 So you 're Tashi? 810 00:54:02.303 --> 00:54:03.429 Yeah, who the fuck are you ? 811 00:54:05.205 --> 00:54:07.196 l ask the questions here - 812 00:54:07.308 --> 00:54:08.240 - you calm down. 813 00:54:09.910 --> 00:54:11.070 So you 're not Tashi? 814 00:54:11.178 --> 00:54:13.237 No, sir. l told you - 815 00:54:13.614 --> 00:54:15.411 - may l get down now? 816 00:54:17.818 --> 00:54:18.910 Where's my package? 817 00:54:19.620 --> 00:54:20.314 Package? 818 00:54:40.474 --> 00:54:42.237 Enough, you fools. 819 00:54:46.547 --> 00:54:49.539 A girl called Soniya gave you a package. 820 00:54:49.650 --> 00:54:51.447 Where is it? 821 00:54:54.622 --> 00:54:55.748 l don't know. 822 00:54:55.856 --> 00:54:56.788 Really? 823 00:54:57.224 --> 00:54:59.419 Ask the guy who dropped it off. 824 00:54:59.526 --> 00:55:00.458 He isn't here. 825 00:55:00.561 --> 00:55:02.825 Sisterfucker! What is this, a joke? 826 00:55:03.397 --> 00:55:04.864 No, no, no, he's right - 827 00:55:05.733 --> 00:55:06.757 - l dropped it off. 828 00:55:08.569 --> 00:55:09.968 You dropped it off? 829 00:55:10.571 --> 00:55:11.970 He's saying you 're not even here. 830 00:55:12.640 --> 00:55:14.801 l think l'll just beat you guys a little more. 831 00:55:15.476 --> 00:55:17.307 Sir, please listen to me - 832 00:55:17.411 --> 00:55:19.879 - he gave it to someone to drop it off - 833 00:55:19.980 --> 00:55:22.312 - and that guy, he gave it to me to - 834 00:55:22.683 --> 00:55:23.809 Hang on, hang on - 835 00:55:24.752 --> 00:55:25.946 You 're not Tashi - 836 00:55:27.521 --> 00:55:28.180 - he is. 837 00:55:29.323 --> 00:55:31.621 He got the package, gave it to someone else - 838 00:55:31.725 --> 00:55:34.455 - he gave it to you , and you dropped it off. 839 00:55:36.196 --> 00:55:36.855 Yeah. 840 00:55:38.599 --> 00:55:40.032 Then why didn't you say so? 841 00:55:40.868 --> 00:55:43.268 Sir, you didn't ask. 842 00:55:55.582 --> 00:55:57.709 Okay, l'm asking now. Where is it? 843 00:55:58.585 --> 00:56:03.022 l dropped it off at this place, shop - lndian Handicrafts or something - 844 00:56:03.757 --> 00:56:07.193 At lndian Handicrafts, you dropped off a can of shit. 845 00:56:07.294 --> 00:56:08.352 Where's my package? 846 00:56:08.462 --> 00:56:10.362 No, sir. Shit? 847 00:56:11.065 --> 00:56:11.759 Really? 848 00:56:12.533 --> 00:56:13.500 Are you sure? 849 00:56:13.600 --> 00:56:14.464 Am l sure? 850 00:56:14.568 --> 00:56:15.296 Ask me again. 851 00:56:15.402 --> 00:56:16.369 You 're probably right, you 're probably - 852 00:56:16.970 --> 00:56:18.938 You 're absolutely right. There must've been a mix up - 853 00:56:19.039 --> 00:56:19.733 Mix-up? 854 00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:22.673 Sisterfucker, l've had it with this - 855 00:56:24.812 --> 00:56:27.212 lf l have to ask you one more time - 856 00:56:27.314 --> 00:56:29.407 - l'm going to fucking kill you . 857 00:56:35.055 --> 00:56:35.885 Package? 858 00:56:36.890 --> 00:56:39.882 Doctor - it's at the doctor's office. Please. 859 00:56:41.962 --> 00:56:42.656 Bunty. 860 00:56:47.935 --> 00:56:48.663 Done? 861 00:56:49.036 --> 00:56:49.900 Better? 862 00:56:50.003 --> 00:56:51.800 Thank God you were there, otherwise - 863 00:56:51.905 --> 00:56:53.338 Forget it, man. 864 00:56:53.807 --> 00:56:54.637 Let's go. 865 00:56:57.478 --> 00:56:58.638 Mr. NItIn? 866 00:56:59.046 --> 00:56:59.876 Who is next? 867 00:57:00.881 --> 00:57:01.870 Mr. Nitin. 868 00:57:07.354 --> 00:57:09.447 Your friend dropped this off. 869 00:57:10.124 --> 00:57:12.524 My friend? Why? 870 00:57:16.697 --> 00:57:17.959 - Ready? - Yeah. 871 00:57:46.593 --> 00:57:48.925 What do you know about this guy? 872 00:57:49.029 --> 00:57:50.792 Nothing. He's dead. 873 00:57:51.598 --> 00:57:53.896 Sir, may l get down now? 874 00:57:54.001 --> 00:57:56.128 l know he's dead. 875 00:57:58.605 --> 00:58:00.903 But who did the flower arrangement? 876 00:58:01.475 --> 00:58:05.002 Sir, if l could just get down, l'll answer all your questions - 877 00:58:06.747 --> 00:58:07.805 - my roommate took them. 878 00:58:08.715 --> 00:58:09.682 Him? 879 00:58:09.783 --> 00:58:11.410 No. My other roommate. 880 00:58:11.518 --> 00:58:12.746 His photographer. 881 00:58:14.655 --> 00:58:16.020 His photographer? 882 00:58:16.857 --> 00:58:20.452 There's morons running around the city photographing dead guys for him? 883 00:58:20.561 --> 00:58:23.428 No sir, actually, he's a - 884 00:58:24.565 --> 00:58:25.327 - journalist. 885 00:58:38.445 --> 00:58:39.844 Thank you very much. 886 00:58:39.947 --> 00:58:40.845 l really - 887 00:58:40.948 --> 00:58:43.041 Forget it, man. You 're like a stuck record. 888 00:58:43.483 --> 00:58:45.974 You would've done the same for me, right? 889 00:58:47.654 --> 00:58:48.382 Right. 890 00:58:49.790 --> 00:58:50.814 Okay. Got to go. 891 00:58:50.924 --> 00:58:51.948 What happened - 892 00:58:52.459 --> 00:58:53.983 - you 're not going home? 893 00:58:54.094 --> 00:58:54.890 No, man - 894 00:58:54.995 --> 00:58:56.360 - have to meet my brother. 895 00:58:56.463 --> 00:58:57.657 You have a brother? 896 00:59:15.782 --> 00:59:16.749 Hey, guys. 897 00:59:17.651 --> 00:59:19.084 You must be the photojournalist. 898 00:59:23.056 --> 00:59:25.820 Welcome. We've been waiting for you . 899 00:59:25.926 --> 00:59:27.018 Where the hell were you ? 900 00:59:30.097 --> 00:59:33.123 Park your ass over there. 901 00:59:33.233 --> 00:59:34.131 Go. 902 01:00:15.676 --> 01:00:16.700 First class. 903 01:00:20.180 --> 01:00:20.942 Very good. 904 01:00:22.316 --> 01:00:23.681 Finish them. 905 01:00:24.217 --> 01:00:24.876 Wait a minute - 906 01:00:24.985 --> 01:00:25.679 Finish them? 907 01:00:25.786 --> 01:00:27.617 Why? You got everything you want - no, no, no! 908 01:00:28.221 --> 01:00:28.915 Arup! 909 01:00:29.323 --> 01:00:30.187 Back off! 910 01:00:30.624 --> 01:00:31.886 Hold him! 911 01:00:36.830 --> 01:00:37.819 You fuckIng IdIot.! 912 01:00:37.931 --> 01:00:39.694 Nobody can hear a thing in this racket. 913 01:00:42.636 --> 01:00:43.466 l'll take it off - 914 01:00:43.570 --> 01:00:45.663 You fuckhead, gimme that - 915 01:00:58.618 --> 01:00:59.676 CarefuI - 916 01:00:59.786 --> 01:01:01.219 - don't panIc.! 917 01:01:01.888 --> 01:01:03.981 Go on, help her! 918 01:01:04.925 --> 01:01:06.051 Don't worry, don't panIc.! 919 01:01:39.292 --> 01:01:39.986 Arup! 920 01:01:41.028 --> 01:01:41.722 Arup! 921 01:01:44.031 --> 01:01:45.191 Arup, come on, man! 922 01:01:45.999 --> 01:01:47.728 Hurry, c'mon, get up! 923 01:02:06.420 --> 01:02:08.320 Nitin, come on! 924 01:02:13.894 --> 01:02:15.054 Wait, wait! 925 01:02:30.210 --> 01:02:31.199 What're you doIng - 926 01:02:31.311 --> 01:02:32.300 - come on, come on! 927 01:02:38.452 --> 01:02:39.680 Stop! Stop! 928 01:03:37.344 --> 01:03:38.971 ls this the tie l gave you ? 929 01:03:42.883 --> 01:03:44.043 Yes. 930 01:03:44.151 --> 01:03:45.379 Snacks are ready.! 931 01:03:47.220 --> 01:03:48.619 Don't touch anything - 932 01:03:48.722 --> 01:03:50.485 - God knows what diseases you 're carrying. 933 01:03:56.463 --> 01:03:58.897 What are you waiting for now, snacks? 934 01:04:01.201 --> 01:04:02.964 No, l'll get going. 935 01:04:17.217 --> 01:04:19.708 They shaved your head before hanging you ? 936 01:04:21.855 --> 01:04:22.913 No. 937 01:04:23.023 --> 01:04:24.354 What? 938 01:04:26.226 --> 01:04:27.250 No. 939 01:04:27.360 --> 01:04:28.691 So how come you 're bald? 940 01:04:31.164 --> 01:04:31.994 l did. 941 01:04:32.632 --> 01:04:33.360 You did? 942 01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:35.597 What is this, fucking Mill on the Floss? 943 01:04:36.703 --> 01:04:38.068 What the hell just happened? 944 01:04:38.738 --> 01:04:40.103 Where the fuck are we going? 945 01:04:47.180 --> 01:04:48.306 Can we come in? 946 01:05:27.187 --> 01:05:29.052 l'm sorry l picked them up - 947 01:05:30.156 --> 01:05:32.351 - how can you just leave a bunch of diamonds lying around? 948 01:05:33.159 --> 01:05:34.319 I wasn't thInkIng - 949 01:05:34.427 --> 01:05:35.325 - but now l am - 950 01:05:35.428 --> 01:05:37.623 - l think let's just return them, walk away from this whole thing. 951 01:05:37.731 --> 01:05:38.425 We can't. 952 01:05:39.332 --> 01:05:40.731 What, we'll just - 953 01:05:40.834 --> 01:05:42.995 They tried to kill us after they got them back. 954 01:05:43.436 --> 01:05:44.198 What? 955 01:05:44.304 --> 01:05:46.329 They trIed to kIII us after they got them back - 956 01:05:47.374 --> 01:05:48.705 - too late to walk away. 957 01:05:51.144 --> 01:05:54.011 We can't just sell them and run, l mean, where do we - 958 01:05:55.215 --> 01:05:56.341 - sorry, aunty. 959 01:05:57.450 --> 01:05:59.816 Where do we go? Our lives are here. 960 01:06:06.359 --> 01:06:08.190 Why can't we just go to the police? 961 01:06:09.062 --> 01:06:10.086 Soniya will get into trouble. 962 01:06:11.231 --> 01:06:12.255 She'll get into trouble? 963 01:06:12.365 --> 01:06:13.354 This is all her fault - 964 01:06:13.466 --> 01:06:15.661 - what the fuck has she been doing, hanging out with fucking psychos? 965 01:06:15.769 --> 01:06:18.761 PIease Ieave me a message after the beep, bye. 966 01:06:19.272 --> 01:06:20.671 And I know thIs Is your dowry, man, 967 01:06:20.774 --> 01:06:22.366 but thIs Is an ugIy fuckIng ugIy car, okay - 968 01:06:22.475 --> 01:06:25.774 - when a donkey fucks a rIckshaw, thIs Is what you get. 969 01:06:47.767 --> 01:06:48.961 Three lakhs. 970 01:06:51.838 --> 01:06:52.497 Three lakhs? 971 01:06:52.939 --> 01:06:54.167 Final offer. 972 01:06:57.644 --> 01:06:58.303 Okay. 973 01:06:58.978 --> 01:07:00.206 Good, very good. 974 01:07:01.848 --> 01:07:07.844 There's 30 diamonds here, so the total is 90 lakhs. 975 01:07:08.288 --> 01:07:10.415 Come back in half an hour - 976 01:07:10.523 --> 01:07:12.491 - l'll have the cash. 977 01:07:12.992 --> 01:07:15.324 Sorry, sorry - three lakhs each? 978 01:07:19.366 --> 01:07:20.390 Three lakhs each. 979 01:07:20.500 --> 01:07:21.330 See, now - 980 01:07:21.434 --> 01:07:23.197 - this is my final offer - 981 01:07:24.003 --> 01:07:25.231 - no bargaining. 982 01:07:25.972 --> 01:07:27.963 Take it or leave it. 983 01:07:28.074 --> 01:07:29.439 No, no, no - 984 01:07:29.542 --> 01:07:30.873 - it's fine. 985 01:07:32.312 --> 01:07:33.540 90 lakhs - 986 01:07:34.414 --> 01:07:35.176 - it's okay. 987 01:07:48.561 --> 01:07:49.926 I'II go to Patna - 988 01:07:50.029 --> 01:07:52.793 - I'm gone fIve years, no, I'II go to KashmIr - 989 01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:54.427 - nobody will look there. 990 01:07:58.071 --> 01:07:59.129 What are you doing? 991 01:07:59.239 --> 01:08:00.536 l'm just, just checking. 992 01:08:01.141 --> 01:08:03.132 Saw this movie once, cash on top, 993 01:08:03.243 --> 01:08:05.302 and underneath they had stuffed with all fucking newspaper - 994 01:08:05.412 --> 01:08:06.879 - thIs Is, thIs Is aII cash - 995 01:08:06.980 --> 01:08:08.470 - nIce guy, that Mr. AdIakha - 996 01:08:08.882 --> 01:08:09.849 - where are you going to go? 997 01:08:10.383 --> 01:08:11.372 Staying right here. 998 01:08:12.185 --> 01:08:13.049 What? 999 01:08:13.153 --> 01:08:14.518 They'II, they'II fInd you , man - 1000 01:08:14.988 --> 01:08:17.980 Yeah, they'll find me, they'll beat me, and l'll tell them you 're in Patna. 1001 01:08:18.091 --> 01:08:19.023 Bastard. 1002 01:08:21.494 --> 01:08:22.358 Give me the phone. 1003 01:08:32.105 --> 01:08:32.935 Hello? 1004 01:08:34.340 --> 01:08:37.070 Bannerjee, you fucking hack! 1005 01:08:37.177 --> 01:08:38.041 Hello? 1006 01:08:38.144 --> 01:08:40.339 You blot on every Bong art director in the business! 1007 01:08:41.114 --> 01:08:42.172 I quIt.! 1008 01:08:42.282 --> 01:08:43.249 You talentless whore - 1009 01:08:52.992 --> 01:08:53.651 Talk. 1010 01:08:53.760 --> 01:08:54.419 Talk - 1011 01:08:54.527 --> 01:08:55.289 - talk! 1012 01:08:56.463 --> 01:08:58.294 By about 1 1 percent and - 1013 01:09:03.236 --> 01:09:03.930 - hello? 1014 01:09:04.037 --> 01:09:04.696 Bannerjee. 1015 01:09:04.804 --> 01:09:05.600 Bannerjee. 1016 01:09:05.705 --> 01:09:06.364 Hack! 1017 01:09:06.473 --> 01:09:07.337 You fucking hack! 1018 01:09:08.374 --> 01:09:10.274 Blot on every Bong art director in the business! 1019 01:09:10.376 --> 01:09:11.035 What? 1020 01:09:11.144 --> 01:09:11.940 l quit, l quit! 1021 01:09:12.045 --> 01:09:13.410 l quit, you talentless whore - 1022 01:09:14.481 --> 01:09:16.108 God - godamnIt, who Is thIs? 1023 01:09:16.216 --> 01:09:17.478 lt's Arup, you dumb fuck - 1024 01:09:17.584 --> 01:09:18.380 - l quit! 1025 01:09:33.533 --> 01:09:34.192 Yeah? 1026 01:09:34.300 --> 01:09:35.062 TashI.! 1027 01:09:36.269 --> 01:09:42.208 I want them back. In one hour. Room 50 7, HoteI Raj PaIace. 1028 01:09:42.942 --> 01:09:46.434 Or I'II send her back by parceI post. 1029 01:09:49.282 --> 01:09:49.976 What? 1030 01:09:50.083 --> 01:09:50.777 What? 1031 01:09:50.884 --> 01:09:51.543 Who is it? 1032 01:09:55.755 --> 01:09:56.483 They've got Soniya. 1033 01:09:56.990 --> 01:09:57.957 They, who they? 1034 01:09:58.958 --> 01:10:00.448 We have to take the diamonds back - 1035 01:10:01.761 --> 01:10:03.251 - we have to return the money and take the diamonds back. 1036 01:10:03.429 --> 01:10:04.157 What? 1037 01:10:04.264 --> 01:10:05.094 Take the money back? 1038 01:10:05.198 --> 01:10:05.994 l just quit my job - 1039 01:10:07.267 --> 01:10:08.564 - no, you 're right, we have to do the right - 1040 01:10:08.668 --> 01:10:12.195 l - they didn't recognize me, l can always tell them it wasn't - crap! 1041 01:10:12.305 --> 01:10:13.636 But we take the diamonds back, they kill us. 1042 01:10:13.740 --> 01:10:14.729 Wasn't that the problem to begin with? 1043 01:10:14.841 --> 01:10:15.500 We don't have a choice. 1044 01:10:15.608 --> 01:10:16.472 We don't have a choice - 1045 01:10:16.576 --> 01:10:18.510 - what, we're just going to go back there and get killed? That's the plan - 1046 01:10:18.611 --> 01:10:19.270 - to go back there and get - 1047 01:10:19.379 --> 01:10:20.437 Fuck, man, will you - 1048 01:10:20.547 --> 01:10:21.536 - shut the fuck up? 1049 01:10:31.558 --> 01:10:33.389 l hate your fucking girlfriend, man. 1050 01:10:40.733 --> 01:10:43.031 No problem. 1051 01:10:44.037 --> 01:10:46.062 Pay me back, take them. 1052 01:10:46.172 --> 01:10:48.106 They're yours, after all. 1053 01:10:49.976 --> 01:10:50.704 How much is this? 1054 01:10:51.377 --> 01:10:53.345 The 90 lakhs you gave us, all of it. 1055 01:10:54.013 --> 01:10:55.537 How many do you want to buy? 1056 01:10:57.083 --> 01:10:57.742 All of them. 1057 01:11:00.053 --> 01:11:02.214 That'll be double then. 1058 01:11:03.656 --> 01:11:07.524 Look, the 90 lakhs you gave us, l'm giving it all back. 1059 01:11:07.627 --> 01:11:09.288 Please, just return our diamonds. 1060 01:11:17.003 --> 01:11:23.806 The guys who sold me the diamonds had no idea of their value. 1061 01:11:24.043 --> 01:11:26.409 But l did. That's why double. 1062 01:11:27.580 --> 01:11:29.275 Look, l'm begging you - 1063 01:11:30.149 --> 01:11:31.912 - it's a matter of life and death. 1064 01:11:32.018 --> 01:11:33.042 My frIend - 1065 01:11:33.519 --> 01:11:36.113 - l've heard these sob stories before. 1066 01:11:36.623 --> 01:11:39.751 l'm running a business, not a charity. 1067 01:11:40.460 --> 01:11:42.655 Somebody will die, okay, you understand? 1068 01:11:43.196 --> 01:11:44.993 We were here half-an-hour ago, nothing has changed. 1069 01:11:45.098 --> 01:11:46.463 This is my final offer - 1070 01:11:47.467 --> 01:11:48.627 - double. 1071 01:11:48.735 --> 01:11:50.293 Tashi, no, no! 1072 01:11:51.337 --> 01:11:54.067 Throw him out! 1073 01:11:55.174 --> 01:11:57.665 Throw the motherfucking bastard out! 1074 01:12:02.448 --> 01:12:03.642 Where are we going? 1075 01:12:03.750 --> 01:12:04.774 Times of lndia. 1076 01:12:05.718 --> 01:12:06.582 For what? 1077 01:12:07.320 --> 01:12:08.378 l have a plan. 1078 01:12:08.488 --> 01:12:10.012 Drag me half-way across the city? 1079 01:12:10.123 --> 01:12:11.522 l only do that for people who know me - 1080 01:12:11.624 --> 01:12:14.286 - for friends, and in the middle of the fucking day! 1081 01:12:15.395 --> 01:12:16.760 l have a deadline. 1082 01:12:17.330 --> 01:12:18.160 Trust me - 1083 01:12:18.631 --> 01:12:19.461 - so do l. 1084 01:12:26.339 --> 01:12:27.636 This is the plan? 1085 01:12:31.577 --> 01:12:33.602 Find a parking spot, sit tight till we show up - 1086 01:12:34.080 --> 01:12:35.445 - simple as that. 1087 01:12:35.548 --> 01:12:36.708 Nothing to worry about - 1088 01:12:37.083 --> 01:12:37.742 - watch it! 1089 01:12:37.850 --> 01:12:38.509 Hey, aunty.! 1090 01:12:38.618 --> 01:12:39.676 Fuck off, you half-wit! 1091 01:12:40.186 --> 01:12:41.483 Can't see with this thing in my face! 1092 01:12:42.355 --> 01:12:43.720 Whatever you do, keep your face covered. 1093 01:12:44.190 --> 01:12:46.715 l'm assuming there's going to be an explanation at some point? 1094 01:12:46.826 --> 01:12:48.657 Yes, of course, but later. 1095 01:12:49.195 --> 01:12:50.287 Did you get the money? 1096 01:12:50.396 --> 01:12:51.328 Yeah. 1097 01:12:51.431 --> 01:12:53.626 Why do we have to give it back? The guy's an asshole. 1098 01:12:53.733 --> 01:12:54.563 This isn't a robbery - 1099 01:12:55.101 --> 01:12:56.693 - we're taking back what's ours, returning what's his. 1100 01:12:56.803 --> 01:12:57.633 Ours? 1101 01:12:57.737 --> 01:12:58.726 Nothing is ours - 1102 01:12:58.838 --> 01:13:00.533 - we're just the dumb fucks stuck in the middle! 1103 01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:01.572 We should keep the fucking money - 1104 01:13:02.008 --> 01:13:02.667 Cow! 1105 01:13:10.183 --> 01:13:12.617 You drive, let me do the thinking. 1106 01:13:18.458 --> 01:13:19.322 Stop here, stop here. 1107 01:13:19.425 --> 01:13:20.255 Why here? 1108 01:13:20.660 --> 01:13:22.560 Because, I don't want to puII up at the store In a brIght red car. 1109 01:13:29.635 --> 01:13:31.865 Okay, find a spot as close to the store as you can, park there. 1110 01:13:32.438 --> 01:13:34.531 Man, l'm dying in this. Do you know how hot this thing is? 1111 01:13:34.640 --> 01:13:36.471 Yes, l'm wearing one. 1112 01:13:42.515 --> 01:13:44.642 Move, you fuck - are you blind? 1113 01:13:51.891 --> 01:13:53.688 No, not this either. 1114 01:13:54.227 --> 01:13:56.252 Ma'am , how about thIs one? 1115 01:13:56.362 --> 01:13:58.057 No, show me something else. 1116 01:13:58.164 --> 01:14:01.565 Ma'am , If you teII me what you 're IookIng for, 1117 01:14:01.667 --> 01:14:03.066 I'II be abIe to heIp you better. 1118 01:14:03.169 --> 01:14:05.865 Not this, don't you have anything else? 1119 01:14:06.405 --> 01:14:07.235 Okay, ma'am. 1120 01:14:08.407 --> 01:14:09.669 How about thIs? 1121 01:14:11.711 --> 01:14:13.201 Let's go! 1122 01:14:13.679 --> 01:14:15.340 Let's go, everything's crappy. 1123 01:14:17.250 --> 01:14:18.774 Hold on, hold on! 1124 01:14:19.285 --> 01:14:20.853 What's the matter, ma'am? You didn't like anything? 1125 01:14:20.853 --> 01:14:22.320 No, this is garbage. 1126 01:14:22.421 --> 01:14:27.757 Why don't you step into my office? l have something you 'll love. 1127 01:14:28.327 --> 01:14:29.521 Please, come. 1128 01:14:30.429 --> 01:14:33.398 Nafisa, will you wait here? l'll be right back. 1129 01:14:36.969 --> 01:14:38.459 l'll be back. 1130 01:14:38.871 --> 01:14:40.338 Please, come. 1131 01:14:46.913 --> 01:14:48.107 Good afternoon. 1132 01:14:48.214 --> 01:14:49.203 How are you , sir? 1133 01:14:49.315 --> 01:14:50.304 Very well. 1134 01:14:50.416 --> 01:14:53.579 ls my set ready? Or will you make me wait again? 1135 01:15:16.676 --> 01:15:17.700 Madam, orange juice? 1136 01:15:19.745 --> 01:15:21.007 Ladies first. 1137 01:15:26.018 --> 01:15:27.042 Thank you . 1138 01:15:40.333 --> 01:15:41.561 What range are you looking in? 1139 01:15:41.667 --> 01:15:43.601 Price is no object. 1140 01:15:44.036 --> 01:15:47.699 Only a connoisseur can appreciate true craftsmanship. 1141 01:16:06.726 --> 01:16:08.591 Here you go. Just for you . 1142 01:16:09.595 --> 01:16:13.656 You won't find such fine work anywhere else, l guarantee it. 1143 01:16:13.766 --> 01:16:15.199 Does it come with anklets? 1144 01:16:15.301 --> 01:16:16.962 Of course, let me show you . 1145 01:16:47.934 --> 01:16:48.832 Get back! 1146 01:16:49.568 --> 01:16:52.662 This isn't a robbery, l'm taking back what's mine. Your money's outside. 1147 01:16:53.472 --> 01:16:54.530 You won't get away - 1148 01:16:54.640 --> 01:16:56.073 Don't worry about me, you thief. 1149 01:16:56.175 --> 01:16:57.005 Tape, tape. 1150 01:16:59.812 --> 01:17:03.714 Damn, fuck! You saala tevadia fucking rat, fuck, l should rob you ! 1151 01:17:05.084 --> 01:17:06.108 My sock! 1152 01:17:06.719 --> 01:17:07.549 Open your mouth! 1153 01:17:09.588 --> 01:17:10.486 Fuck! 1154 01:17:25.905 --> 01:17:27.133 Your set. 1155 01:17:31.978 --> 01:17:36.938 l never imagined it would turn out so beautifully. 1156 01:17:39.452 --> 01:17:43.616 l want to thank him personally. Where is he? 1157 01:17:43.723 --> 01:17:45.657 In hIs offIce, I'II caII hIm . 1158 01:17:51.964 --> 01:17:53.056 Walk, don't run. 1159 01:17:59.505 --> 01:18:00.164 Stop.! 1160 01:18:01.540 --> 01:18:02.404 Run, run, run! 1161 01:18:32.772 --> 01:18:33.534 Thank you . 1162 01:18:47.753 --> 01:18:48.583 Tashi, here! 1163 01:19:13.179 --> 01:19:14.077 Crazy - 1164 01:19:16.615 --> 01:19:19.083 - you guys! 1165 01:19:21.720 --> 01:19:22.584 Crazy! 1166 01:19:52.785 --> 01:19:53.809 What the f- 1167 01:19:55.187 --> 01:19:57.121 Menaka! 1168 01:19:58.190 --> 01:19:59.953 Shit, Menaka! 1169 01:20:13.139 --> 01:20:14.663 So, what was all this all about? 1170 01:20:15.608 --> 01:20:16.597 Save his wife. 1171 01:20:17.676 --> 01:20:18.700 She's not my wife. 1172 01:20:18.811 --> 01:20:20.540 Wife-to-be, fiancée, whatever. 1173 01:20:23.949 --> 01:20:25.177 You 're engaged? 1174 01:20:34.627 --> 01:20:36.117 What was her name again? 1175 01:20:37.329 --> 01:20:38.489 Leena. 1176 01:20:39.598 --> 01:20:40.394 Leena. 1177 01:20:41.867 --> 01:20:45.997 Once we're there, just point her out to me. l'll take care of the rest. 1178 01:20:48.841 --> 01:20:53.574 l think we should just let them go with a warning, right? 1179 01:20:54.113 --> 01:20:58.880 ls that what the whore-lover thinks? 1180 01:20:59.818 --> 01:21:03.151 l'll drag all those godless bastards to the station - 1181 01:21:03.989 --> 01:21:06.184 - and thrash them senseless! 1182 01:21:07.760 --> 01:21:10.820 Control room, l'm following a red car, request immediate backup! 1183 01:21:10.930 --> 01:21:16.232 Red car, DL 3C 6390, near Dhaula Kuan, all units in area, please assist. 1184 01:21:16.902 --> 01:21:17.664 Sir? 1185 01:21:18.204 --> 01:21:19.330 Yeah, turn around. 1186 01:21:24.610 --> 01:21:29.206 Your boyfrIend was supposed to be here by two. He Isn't here yet - 1187 01:21:31.050 --> 01:21:33.712 - personally, l have nothing against you - 1188 01:21:35.955 --> 01:21:39.356 - but l have no other choice. 1189 01:21:41.560 --> 01:21:44.961 Who knows what your story would have been, 1190 01:21:45.064 --> 01:21:48.500 if you 'd fallen in love with someone else. 1191 01:21:50.236 --> 01:21:52.830 Please, please, please, l'm begging you , just five minutes, he'll be here. 1192 01:21:53.372 --> 01:21:54.304 Sorry, ma'am - 1193 01:21:54.406 --> 01:21:55.771 - deadline is a deadline. 1194 01:21:56.976 --> 01:21:57.704 1 0 - 1195 01:21:58.911 --> 01:21:59.673 9 - 1196 01:22:00.879 --> 01:22:01.846 8 - 1197 01:22:02.748 --> 01:22:03.715 7 - 1198 01:22:04.917 --> 01:22:05.906 6 - 1199 01:22:06.819 --> 01:22:07.808 5 - 1200 01:22:20.099 --> 01:22:23.125 What the - Saw that? 1201 01:22:24.737 --> 01:22:27.968 Sir, can we try again? 1202 01:22:28.073 --> 01:22:29.370 You think? 1203 01:22:30.376 --> 01:22:33.834 We have ten minutes, we'll get bored. 1204 01:22:37.116 --> 01:22:38.083 Pick her up. 1205 01:22:42.288 --> 01:22:43.312 You guys wait here - 1206 01:22:44.089 --> 01:22:44.885 - l'll be back. 1207 01:22:44.990 --> 01:22:45.786 Okay. 1208 01:22:45.891 --> 01:22:46.915 l'm coming with you . 1209 01:22:48.427 --> 01:22:49.325 You don't have to - 1210 01:22:49.728 --> 01:22:50.695 - this is my problem. 1211 01:22:51.230 --> 01:22:52.697 l'm coming with you . 1212 01:22:53.866 --> 01:22:54.798 Man - 1213 01:22:58.003 --> 01:22:58.901 Will you wait here? 1214 01:22:59.271 --> 01:23:00.033 We'll be back soon. 1215 01:23:02.141 --> 01:23:03.233 l'll think about it. 1216 01:23:11.884 --> 01:23:12.942 Where are you going? 1217 01:23:13.052 --> 01:23:14.178 Where do you think? 1218 01:23:30.969 --> 01:23:31.901 8 - 1219 01:23:32.004 --> 01:23:34.029 - Please, please. No - no - no - 7 - 1220 01:23:34.573 --> 01:23:35.471 6 - 1221 01:23:36.575 --> 01:23:37.473 5 - 1222 01:23:38.310 --> 01:23:39.208 4 - 1223 01:23:39.311 --> 01:23:40.437 - Please, l beg you - - 3 - 1224 01:23:47.553 --> 01:23:48.815 Get it. 1225 01:24:07.673 --> 01:24:09.368 Hurry up, we don't have much time. 1226 01:24:22.020 --> 01:24:22.987 Give it to me. 1227 01:24:24.456 --> 01:24:25.787 Let her go first. 1228 01:24:28.460 --> 01:24:30.519 That was an order, not a request. 1229 01:24:33.665 --> 01:24:35.360 Man, don't fuck around. 1230 01:24:39.671 --> 01:24:42.401 First, the four of us will go down to the lobby. 1231 01:24:42.508 --> 01:24:45.409 You come down, and l'll give it to you . 1232 01:24:45.511 --> 01:24:46.773 What are you doing, man? 1233 01:24:47.980 --> 01:24:49.743 ls that so? 1234 01:24:51.483 --> 01:24:52.450 Hurry up! 1235 01:24:54.486 --> 01:24:56.044 l'll tell you what'll happen. 1236 01:24:56.755 --> 01:24:58.382 First, l'll kill her - 1237 01:24:59.691 --> 01:25:00.521 - quIet. 1238 01:25:00.626 --> 01:25:01.660 Tashi, please give him what he wants - 1239 01:25:01.660 --> 01:25:02.592 Quiet. 1240 01:25:02.694 --> 01:25:03.490 Shut up! 1241 01:25:04.730 --> 01:25:05.560 What happened? 1242 01:25:06.899 --> 01:25:08.059 And then the three of you . 1243 01:25:09.535 --> 01:25:11.628 Either way, l'll get what l want. 1244 01:25:12.471 --> 01:25:16.635 You really think your bravery is going to change the world? 1245 01:25:18.644 --> 01:25:19.838 You motherfucking - 1246 01:25:24.817 --> 01:25:25.943 Man, oh man. 1247 01:25:27.453 --> 01:25:28.477 Shit, shit - 1248 01:25:30.956 --> 01:25:35.723 Sisterfucker. You 're pulling a gun on me? 1249 01:25:35.828 --> 01:25:38.058 Do you know how long l've been in this business? 1250 01:25:40.833 --> 01:25:41.959 What do you think - 1251 01:25:42.868 --> 01:25:47.305 - putting a gun to my head gives you permission to fuck me in the ass? 1252 01:25:47.406 --> 01:25:48.065 Sisterfucker! 1253 01:26:17.903 --> 01:26:19.165 Happy anniversary, darling - 1254 01:26:19.638 --> 01:26:20.297 - cheers. 1255 01:26:53.205 --> 01:26:54.536 Next time - 1256 01:26:54.640 --> 01:26:56.437 - can we please just go to - 1257 01:26:56.542 --> 01:26:58.066 - fucking Disneyland? 1258 01:28:58.764 --> 01:29:00.061 So, they are right - 1259 01:29:01.600 --> 01:29:02.726 - you are a lesbo. 1260 01:29:03.935 --> 01:29:04.902 l should've known. 1261 01:29:05.303 --> 01:29:06.292 What're you talking about, man? 1262 01:29:07.005 --> 01:29:07.994 l saw you , okay? 1263 01:29:08.573 --> 01:29:09.904 l saw you kissing that woman. 1264 01:29:10.308 --> 01:29:12.640 What're you doing, following me around? 1265 01:29:12.744 --> 01:29:14.109 So won't deny it? 1266 01:29:14.212 --> 01:29:15.179 Rajeev, enough.! 1267 01:29:15.647 --> 01:29:16.909 So you 're not going to deny it? 1268 01:29:17.015 --> 01:29:17.982 Stop, damn it - 1269 01:29:18.750 --> 01:29:21.014 Okay, who the hell were you kissing? Who were you kissing? 1270 01:29:21.653 --> 01:29:22.347 Me. 1271 01:29:25.857 --> 01:29:27.051 She was kissing me - 1272 01:29:27.926 --> 01:29:28.893 - you don't approve? 1273 01:29:43.241 --> 01:29:45.038 She was kissing you ? 1274 01:30:07.799 --> 01:30:08.629 Fuck! 1275 01:30:37.429 --> 01:30:38.259 lt's well written. 1276 01:30:39.231 --> 01:30:41.062 Did you say it's brilliantly written? 1277 01:30:41.166 --> 01:30:43.828 l said, are you sure they can't trace that fucking car back to us? 1278 01:30:45.070 --> 01:30:46.196 lt's in my father-in-law's name - 1279 01:30:46.304 --> 01:30:48.101 - he reported it stolen, that should cover our asses. 1280 01:30:48.206 --> 01:30:49.104 He's not your father-in-law. 1281 01:30:49.875 --> 01:30:50.773 Yeah, yeah. 1282 01:30:50.876 --> 01:30:52.343 So, Soniya called off the wedding? 1283 01:30:52.911 --> 01:30:53.878 No - 1284 01:30:54.780 --> 01:30:55.678 - l did. 1285 01:30:56.081 --> 01:30:57.070 You called it off? 1286 01:30:59.317 --> 01:31:00.409 You called it off? 1287 01:31:01.787 --> 01:31:02.446 He called it off? 1288 01:31:06.224 --> 01:31:08.886 So you don't mind if l ask Soniya out to dinner, right? 1289 01:31:08.994 --> 01:31:09.926 Dude, what the - 1290 01:31:10.028 --> 01:31:11.256 What, she's hot man. 1291 01:31:12.697 --> 01:31:14.096 - You got more? - Cupboard. 1292 01:31:17.068 --> 01:31:18.057 So, you called up that guy - 1293 01:31:18.170 --> 01:31:19.137 - art director, what's his name? 1294 01:31:19.271 --> 01:31:20.397 l'm done with that crap - 1295 01:31:20.939 --> 01:31:22.099 - l'm moving back home. 1296 01:31:22.207 --> 01:31:22.901 Why? 1297 01:31:23.008 --> 01:31:24.908 l can't make the fucking rent, that's why. 1298 01:31:25.443 --> 01:31:27.343 Hey, what the heII - what the heII Is thIs? 1299 01:31:46.798 --> 01:31:48.026 Don't look at me - 1300 01:31:48.133 --> 01:31:49.464 - it's the hand of God. 1301 01:31:51.369 --> 01:31:52.961 You crazy bastard. 1302 01:31:54.072 --> 01:31:54.800 What? 1303 01:31:54.906 --> 01:31:55.838 How can you do this? 1304 01:31:58.743 --> 01:32:00.802 You don't want It, I'II keep It aII - 1305 01:32:00.912 --> 01:32:02.277 Dude, don't touch It, don't, don't - 1306 01:32:42.053 --> 01:32:43.452 What are you doIng now? 1307 01:32:43.989 --> 01:32:45.217 Coming! 1308 01:33:03.174 --> 01:33:04.334 Stop your mischief. 1309 01:33:05.810 --> 01:33:08.438 Did you show daddy the card you made for uncle? 1310 01:33:08.914 --> 01:33:09.710 Show it to him. 1311 01:33:10.148 --> 01:33:11.547 You made a card for uncle? 1312 01:33:11.650 --> 01:33:12.446 Very good - 1313 01:33:13.184 --> 01:33:14.310 - this is lovely 1314 01:33:14.419 --> 01:33:16.011 Read it to me. 1315 01:33:17.289 --> 01:33:20.122 Dear tauji, we are all very sorry - 1316 01:33:20.225 --> 01:33:22.022 - that bullet hit your bum. 1317 01:33:22.127 --> 01:33:24.027 We hope you can soon - 1318 01:33:24.129 --> 01:33:25.460 - go potty on your own. 1319 01:33:26.932 --> 01:33:28.365 ls that what you 've written? 1320 01:33:28.466 --> 01:33:29.990 He can't write that? 1321 01:33:30.101 --> 01:33:31.466 You 're right. 1322 01:33:33.171 --> 01:33:35.435 Actually beta, it should be - 1323 01:33:35.907 --> 01:33:37.431 - a bullet hit your bum. 1324 01:33:38.176 --> 01:33:39.438 We all are very sorry - 1325 01:33:39.878 --> 01:33:41.368 - a bullet hit your bum. 1326 01:33:43.548 --> 01:33:46.016 What are you doing? You 'll break it! 1327 01:33:49.554 --> 01:33:51.385 Come on, let's go. 1328 01:34:45.377 --> 01:34:46.503 l don't have that car anymore. 1329 01:34:52.584 --> 01:34:54.017 The magic photo, this - 1330 01:34:57.689 --> 01:34:58.383 - it's yours. 1331 01:34:59.157 --> 01:35:00.181 No. 1332 01:35:00.692 --> 01:35:02.125 Goodbye, Tashi. 1333 01:35:09.501 --> 01:35:10.968 Sohaya with her latest single - 1334 01:35:11.469 --> 01:35:13.369 - l hate you , like l love you - 1335 01:35:13.471 --> 01:35:15.302 - like l love you , in brackets. 1336 01:35:15.407 --> 01:35:18.433 I hate you , IIke I Iove you , 1337 01:35:19.244 --> 01:35:20.336 I hate you , 1338 01:35:21.279 --> 01:35:22.507 like l love you , love you , love you ! 1339 01:35:43.134 --> 01:35:43.964 Bastard - 1340 01:35:44.069 --> 01:35:45.229 - you 're goIng to pay for that.!