WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:55.295 --> 00:01:57.889 225, Right. 2 00:01:58.231 --> 00:02:01.064 225 children are born every minute. 3 00:02:01.201 --> 00:02:02.634 That makes it 4 children every second. 4 00:02:02.702 --> 00:02:04.499 Which means by the time you reach home... 5 00:02:04.571 --> 00:02:07.836 ...there will be 23625 babies born. 6 00:02:09.810 --> 00:02:12.574 According to my science teacher's theory... 7 00:02:12.646 --> 00:02:16.138 98.3% babies out of these can be classified into 3 categories. 8 00:02:16.383 --> 00:02:18.544 1st - Parent's favorites. 9 00:02:18.852 --> 00:02:21.980 They love their parents and listen to everything they say. 10 00:02:22.289 --> 00:02:24.587 Obviously the parents are nothing but happy. 11 00:02:25.459 --> 00:02:26.824 2nd - The Rebels. 12 00:02:26.927 --> 00:02:28.690 Yes, the revolutionaries. 13 00:02:28.795 --> 00:02:30.922 But unlike Bhagat Singh, their enemies are not the British... 14 00:02:30.997 --> 00:02:32.294 ...but their very own parents. 15 00:02:32.399 --> 00:02:34.264 l doesn't matter how much you scream and shout at them... 16 00:02:34.334 --> 00:02:35.323 ...it makes no damn difference 17 00:02:35.936 --> 00:02:38.404 Then the 3rd kind - The smart ass. 18 00:02:38.472 --> 00:02:41.100 They listen to everyone, but do what they feel like doing. 19 00:02:41.241 --> 00:02:44.802 Their parents feel lucky to have such obedient kids. 20 00:02:44.911 --> 00:02:48.904 But obedient are those who wait outside their house post midnight. 21 00:02:50.283 --> 00:02:51.944 Which category am l from? 22 00:02:52.619 --> 00:02:55.179 That's me. The fourth kind. 23 00:02:55.555 --> 00:03:01.152 l wanted to fly but somehow couldn't unclip my wings. 24 00:03:01.495 --> 00:03:02.894 And my mom dad. 25 00:03:07.834 --> 00:03:09.995 Did you win a silver medal son? 26 00:03:10.537 --> 00:03:13.973 No, no, no! You've lost a gold. 27 00:03:15.475 --> 00:03:16.806 lt's no big deal baby. 28 00:03:17.143 --> 00:03:19.475 From tomorrow instead of swimming, we'll try golf. 29 00:03:19.546 --> 00:03:22.606 Anyway, chlorine's not too good for your skin. 30 00:03:23.783 --> 00:03:26.616 Dad wanted a gold medal and mom, a perfect face... 31 00:03:26.686 --> 00:03:29.314 and to achieve that they decided everything for me. 32 00:03:29.422 --> 00:03:30.548 Golf. 33 00:03:30.624 --> 00:03:31.750 My sports. 34 00:03:32.225 --> 00:03:33.453 My food. 35 00:03:33.560 --> 00:03:34.618 My school. 36 00:03:35.462 --> 00:03:36.622 College. 37 00:03:36.963 --> 00:03:39.727 And before l knew it, l was an architect. 38 00:03:40.066 --> 00:03:42.296 Dad sent me to Vegas for work experience. 39 00:03:42.402 --> 00:03:44.734 The hub of architecture and construction. 40 00:03:44.971 --> 00:03:46.734 This is my office, Marshal & Fox. 41 00:03:46.806 --> 00:03:49.240 The 11th best architectural firm in the world 42 00:03:49.276 --> 00:03:51.938 But my dad wanted to see me in the top two. 43 00:03:52.045 --> 00:03:54.513 His plan was, that after l got 2 years work experience, 44 00:03:54.581 --> 00:03:56.913 l'd join his construction business in lndia. 45 00:03:57.250 --> 00:03:59.741 And mom's plan was to get me married off to one of her... 46 00:03:59.819 --> 00:04:01.753 ...socialite friend's socialite daughter. 47 00:04:05.825 --> 00:04:09.056 But maybe life had a different plan in store for me. 48 00:04:40.727 --> 00:04:45.926 That's me, Rahul Kapoor, son of reputed Mr. and Mrs. Kapoor. 49 00:04:46.733 --> 00:04:48.394 And l've just been sacked. 50 00:04:49.669 --> 00:04:52.729 And what bad timing, mom and dad were in Vegas for Christmas 51 00:04:52.806 --> 00:04:54.364 and a business meeting. 52 00:04:54.841 --> 00:04:57.139 And this is the story of the following two weeks, 53 00:04:57.510 --> 00:04:59.307 that turned my life upside down. 54 00:05:11.358 --> 00:05:12.620 What is this Rahul? 55 00:05:12.826 --> 00:05:15.260 l could sketch better than this when l was in school. 56 00:05:15.762 --> 00:05:17.024 l mean this one is.. 57 00:05:18.164 --> 00:05:20.598 l was twenty-five years old 58 00:05:20.967 --> 00:05:22.696 and still found myself tongue tied in front of my father. 59 00:05:22.769 --> 00:05:24.930 This is basics Rahul, basics. 60 00:05:26.006 --> 00:05:27.871 Where did you get this red bow tie from? 61 00:05:28.041 --> 00:05:29.599 Mom said umm.. 62 00:05:29.976 --> 00:05:32.968 The Bulani's called again, let's leave. 63 00:05:33.313 --> 00:05:36.282 Mom said the red bow tie's nice.. 64 00:05:36.383 --> 00:05:39.079 That's why l thought l would.. 65 00:05:39.686 --> 00:05:41.085 Should l change? 66 00:05:41.187 --> 00:05:44.213 Rahul! Move. 67 00:05:46.693 --> 00:05:49.594 Baby, you're hairstyle looks really old fashioned. 68 00:05:50.063 --> 00:05:51.428 Try something new. 69 00:05:51.765 --> 00:05:53.665 Drop in at Vidal Sassoon Salon. 70 00:05:53.867 --> 00:05:55.835 Use a little product, texture. 71 00:05:55.902 --> 00:05:57.028 Give it some zing. 72 00:05:57.137 --> 00:05:59.037 You should listen to your mother, 73 00:05:59.139 --> 00:06:01.107 She's done her MBA in hairstyling. 74 00:06:02.042 --> 00:06:05.170 lf only l had, l could have done something about your hair. 75 00:06:06.046 --> 00:06:09.777 l'm tired of telling you to get a hair transplant like Mr. Sarabhai. 76 00:06:10.183 --> 00:06:11.980 You're already looking like you're fifty years old. 77 00:06:13.153 --> 00:06:14.620 l'm fifty-five. 78 00:06:19.426 --> 00:06:21.257 Every family has a tradition, 79 00:06:21.327 --> 00:06:24.626 and not communicating while travelling in a car was ours. 80 00:06:31.771 --> 00:06:34.001 Remember, behave like a Kapoor. 81 00:06:34.107 --> 00:06:35.574 You must.. lmpress them. 82 00:06:35.675 --> 00:06:37.939 Speak intelligently, talk about Obama's finance policy. 83 00:06:38.044 --> 00:06:39.204 You leave 'the Obama' talks to me 84 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:41.042 and concentrate on keeping his newly-wed wife entertained. 85 00:06:41.114 --> 00:06:43.241 And, baby .. - Adjust your bow. 86 00:07:08.742 --> 00:07:13.611 Wow! Wow! 87 00:07:25.525 --> 00:07:27.959 So you're climbing the staircase to success huh? 88 00:07:28.428 --> 00:07:29.486 How's work going? 89 00:07:31.397 --> 00:07:32.557 lt's going okay, Sir. 90 00:07:32.665 --> 00:07:34.929 l like. Modest. 91 00:07:35.034 --> 00:07:36.331 You know D.K. 92 00:07:36.703 --> 00:07:38.830 Rahul's career's in your hands now. 93 00:07:38.905 --> 00:07:40.566 Yes, yes. Of course. 94 00:07:42.742 --> 00:07:44.573 Rahul, come here. 95 00:07:53.186 --> 00:07:54.278 Come. 96 00:07:55.455 --> 00:07:57.150 ls it about a girl? 97 00:07:58.792 --> 00:07:59.952 Sorry Sir? 98 00:08:00.760 --> 00:08:06.130 Your girlfriend, Jethmalani's daughter, who lives here in Vegas? 99 00:08:06.432 --> 00:08:07.558 Anusha? 100 00:08:07.667 --> 00:08:10.534 Ummm - We broke up last year. 101 00:08:10.570 --> 00:08:11.901 And you're still upset about it? 102 00:08:12.305 --> 00:08:13.397 No. 103 00:08:13.573 --> 00:08:15.939 Then what is your problem my boy? 104 00:08:16.042 --> 00:08:17.134 Look at yourself. 105 00:08:17.577 --> 00:08:19.545 You're so stiff. Like this.. 106 00:08:21.381 --> 00:08:22.678 You need to do Yoga, 107 00:08:22.782 --> 00:08:23.908 Kapalbhati 108 00:08:24.751 --> 00:08:26.685 You watch me, hmm - Hold this. 109 00:08:27.187 --> 00:08:28.279 Hold this. 110 00:08:29.956 --> 00:08:31.082 Watch. 111 00:08:40.967 --> 00:08:43.197 See, you're body will become completely free. 112 00:08:43.570 --> 00:08:44.662 Try it. 113 00:08:44.971 --> 00:08:48.134 Come on try it .. try. 114 00:08:58.785 --> 00:09:00.582 Stop, stop, stop. 115 00:09:00.787 --> 00:09:02.414 Yoga can't help you. 116 00:09:03.957 --> 00:09:05.254 You need sex. 117 00:09:05.758 --> 00:09:08.283 Lots and lots and lots of sex. 118 00:09:08.595 --> 00:09:09.653 Take this. 119 00:09:11.064 --> 00:09:14.261 Best escort service in Vegas 120 00:09:14.400 --> 00:09:16.630 Call for home delivery. 121 00:09:17.570 --> 00:09:18.867 What home delivery honey? 122 00:09:18.972 --> 00:09:21.406 Pizza. Baby loves pizza. 123 00:09:22.342 --> 00:09:25.402 lt's a great place, where you get all sorts of toppings. 124 00:09:25.778 --> 00:09:30.374 Russian, ltalian or best of all topless. 125 00:09:32.652 --> 00:09:34.711 lf you're this excited with the card, 126 00:09:35.154 --> 00:09:37.315 imagine how excited you'll be once it's home delivered. 127 00:09:38.224 --> 00:09:40.021 Sir, l'm going to excuse myself to go to the bathroom. 128 00:10:30.209 --> 00:10:32.677 Aah! Not too bad. 129 00:10:33.379 --> 00:10:34.846 Oh! Thank God! 130 00:10:35.815 --> 00:10:37.840 lmagine if you required plastic surgery. 131 00:10:38.785 --> 00:10:40.548 lt's not a chartered flight, we'll be late. 132 00:10:41.654 --> 00:10:44.088 lf a Nobel prize was given for being on time, 133 00:10:44.157 --> 00:10:45.954 Your father would have won a couple of them by now. 134 00:10:52.699 --> 00:10:54.894 lt's high time you get serious now, Rahul. 135 00:10:55.568 --> 00:10:57.399 Start concentrating on your work. 136 00:10:58.604 --> 00:11:02.040 You've been given everything you've ever wanted. Right? 137 00:11:04.410 --> 00:11:09.746 Rahul, l'm still waiting for that gold. 138 00:11:13.119 --> 00:11:15.417 And by the way, Merry Christmas. 139 00:11:15.855 --> 00:11:16.913 Merry Christmas 140 00:11:17.223 --> 00:11:19.054 Of course, l completely forgot. 141 00:11:19.192 --> 00:11:20.853 Merry Christmas, baby. 142 00:11:25.498 --> 00:11:26.556 Get a haircut. 143 00:13:23.448 --> 00:13:25.643 Sam's an A grade idiot, mom. 144 00:13:25.951 --> 00:13:28.715 He's an asshole, a total jerk. 145 00:13:29.488 --> 00:13:30.978 l'm being dramatic? 146 00:13:31.690 --> 00:13:33.658 Mom he cheated on me. 147 00:13:34.192 --> 00:13:38.322 And now like always, he's sending his friends to spy on me. 148 00:13:38.530 --> 00:13:40.725 Just to see how miserable l am. 149 00:13:40.799 --> 00:13:42.164 l'm so over him. 150 00:13:42.434 --> 00:13:44.800 Mom, if l see him or any of his friends anywhere, 151 00:13:45.337 --> 00:13:48.033 l'm telling you, l'm going to kill him. 152 00:13:50.575 --> 00:13:53.043 Mom, l have decided l am going to a psychologist. 153 00:13:53.111 --> 00:13:55.443 No mom. l'm not a drama queen. 154 00:13:55.547 --> 00:13:58.778 l've given seven interviews and haven't got a single call back. 155 00:13:58.884 --> 00:14:00.249 l'm feeling low. 156 00:14:00.352 --> 00:14:01.717 l need to feel normal. 157 00:14:01.786 --> 00:14:04.983 l need help. - And l need fifty cents change ma'am. 158 00:14:05.056 --> 00:14:07.684 No mom, l'm not feeling homesick. 159 00:14:09.594 --> 00:14:11.687 l am not PMSing. 160 00:14:13.031 --> 00:14:14.794 l wish l could talk to dad. 161 00:14:14.866 --> 00:14:16.197 When is he getting back from the ship? 162 00:14:18.637 --> 00:14:20.127 Okay. Great. 163 00:14:20.639 --> 00:14:22.106 So l'll see you on New Year's then. 164 00:14:22.174 --> 00:14:23.869 Love you. 165 00:14:23.975 --> 00:14:25.033 Ya ya. 166 00:14:25.177 --> 00:14:27.441 Cigarettes and maternity jeans... l'll try. 167 00:14:28.813 --> 00:14:31.077 l don't have money to pay my rent and ... 168 00:14:32.083 --> 00:14:33.414 Thanks for the change. 169 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:36.410 No problem. - Can you spare another five hundred dollars? 170 00:14:37.822 --> 00:14:38.982 Sorry? 171 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:43.057 l'm kidding. l owe you one. 172 00:15:10.288 --> 00:15:11.812 Are you here to take your change back? 173 00:15:11.957 --> 00:15:13.720 No ... l'm going upstairs. 174 00:15:16.294 --> 00:15:17.454 So you're (crazy action) as well? 175 00:15:18.797 --> 00:15:19.855 Sorry? 176 00:15:20.599 --> 00:15:22.191 Are you visiting the psychologist too? 177 00:15:22.434 --> 00:15:23.526 Nope. 178 00:15:24.836 --> 00:15:26.269 Which floor? - Thirteenth. 179 00:15:31.142 --> 00:15:33.610 This building doesn't have a thirteenth floor. 180 00:15:39.050 --> 00:15:40.984 Eleven ... eleven. 181 00:15:50.262 --> 00:15:51.661 Hi, l have an appointment 182 00:15:53.365 --> 00:15:55.196 Miss Riana Braganza? - Ya. 183 00:15:55.767 --> 00:15:58.201 Dr. Rooshad, door on the left please. 184 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:05.298 Sorry, just wanted to check if you charge by the hour or per session? 185 00:16:05.377 --> 00:16:07.072 lt's 60 dollars per half an hour. 186 00:16:07.479 --> 00:16:08.571 ls he that cute? 187 00:16:20.358 --> 00:16:21.484 How can l help you? 188 00:16:22.594 --> 00:16:24.926 Jobless, broke and on the verge of killing 189 00:16:24.996 --> 00:16:30.764 my two timing ex boyfriend. That's me Riana Braganza. 190 00:16:30.902 --> 00:16:36.363 Rahul Kapoor, l got sacked 2 nights ago. 191 00:16:37.075 --> 00:16:39.043 How old are you Rahul? - 25. 192 00:16:39.144 --> 00:16:42.341 26, actually l turn 27 in three days. 193 00:16:42.447 --> 00:16:44.278 Tell me more about yourself. 194 00:16:44.416 --> 00:16:47.749 l feel a bit lonely. 195 00:16:47.886 --> 00:16:49.114 l want to be on my own. 196 00:16:49.688 --> 00:16:54.591 Since l've been 15 l've jumped from one relationship to another. 197 00:16:54.859 --> 00:16:55.917 But as of now.. 198 00:16:56.027 --> 00:16:59.519 l guess l'll just have to wait for.. - you know the right one. 199 00:16:59.631 --> 00:17:04.568 Six! l've dated six so-called Mr. Rights, but somehow sooner 200 00:17:05.036 --> 00:17:06.503 or later they turn into Mr. Wrong. 201 00:17:07.105 --> 00:17:09.130 lt's .. lt's lrritating. 202 00:17:09.207 --> 00:17:10.333 lrritation? 203 00:17:11.509 --> 00:17:14.637 Some time ago, someone spilled soya sauce on my white shirt. 204 00:17:16.081 --> 00:17:22.281 Whenever l think about it, l feel uhh.. - l like things clean. 205 00:17:22.354 --> 00:17:24.481 l just hate it when people 206 00:17:25.056 --> 00:17:29.823 become anal about insignificant things like.. 207 00:17:29.928 --> 00:17:32.328 l can't wear my socks and underwear until they're ironed. 208 00:17:32.397 --> 00:17:33.523 Really? 209 00:17:33.598 --> 00:17:35.429 What about your sex life? 210 00:17:37.736 --> 00:17:39.727 Next question please. 211 00:17:40.271 --> 00:17:42.034 Tell me about your childhood. 212 00:17:42.907 --> 00:17:44.033 lt was normal. 213 00:17:44.609 --> 00:17:47.043 Family gatherings, movies, parties, outings. 214 00:17:47.178 --> 00:17:50.579 l was punished if l didn't brush my teeth 3 times a day. 215 00:17:51.883 --> 00:17:53.009 That's why l have good teeth. 216 00:17:55.553 --> 00:17:57.453 Clearly we have made some progress today. 217 00:17:57.522 --> 00:17:59.820 You need a couple of more sessions. 218 00:18:00.125 --> 00:18:01.490 Why don't you read our book? 219 00:18:02.494 --> 00:18:04.655 Uhhh.. - Thanks. 220 00:18:05.630 --> 00:18:09.122 Actually l'm already feeling really good. Thank You. 221 00:18:09.534 --> 00:18:10.796 Here you go. - Thank you. 222 00:18:10.869 --> 00:18:11.961 You're welcome. 223 00:18:17.409 --> 00:18:21.436 So, l have three minutes left. Do l get a discount? 224 00:18:22.113 --> 00:18:23.978 Have some mint. They're free. 225 00:18:42.000 --> 00:18:43.865 Excuse me? - What's your name? 226 00:18:44.402 --> 00:18:45.892 Rahul. - Show me your driver's license. 227 00:18:46.404 --> 00:18:47.530 Why? 228 00:18:47.739 --> 00:18:49.036 Since when have you been following me? 229 00:18:49.140 --> 00:18:51.233 What? - Sam sent you right? 230 00:18:51.342 --> 00:18:53.367 Who? - That's so cute. 231 00:18:55.013 --> 00:18:57.106 Are you crazy? You can't keep whacking me. 232 00:18:57.182 --> 00:19:00.015 l've just whacked you with a file, if you ever spy on me again... 233 00:19:00.118 --> 00:19:01.278 ...l'll hit you with my shoe. 234 00:19:01.486 --> 00:19:03.010 Listen... you... umm umm bbb. 235 00:19:03.121 --> 00:19:04.816 Bbbb. l'll whack you. 236 00:19:05.557 --> 00:19:06.785 Take this as the last warning. 237 00:19:07.125 --> 00:19:09.650 And tell Sam not to even accidentally cross paths with me. 238 00:19:09.761 --> 00:19:11.786 Or l'll beat you both. 239 00:19:15.133 --> 00:19:16.930 Maybe she just needs another session. 240 00:19:18.436 --> 00:19:19.562 Merry Christmas. 241 00:19:19.637 --> 00:19:20.763 Merry Christmas. 242 00:19:33.751 --> 00:19:35.343 One pepperoni pizza please. 243 00:19:35.687 --> 00:19:36.745 That's one seventy five. 244 00:19:47.832 --> 00:19:48.958 Shit! 245 00:19:54.005 --> 00:19:56.769 Hello. - l'm so sorry. 246 00:19:57.609 --> 00:19:59.770 lt's a huge misunderstanding. 247 00:20:00.044 --> 00:20:03.639 Just give me your address and l'll drop off your file. 248 00:20:03.748 --> 00:20:04.806 No please. 249 00:20:05.016 --> 00:20:06.142 So then? 250 00:20:09.153 --> 00:20:11.587 l live near Town Square. You can meet me there. 251 00:20:12.824 --> 00:20:13.916 Six thirty? 252 00:20:15.393 --> 00:20:16.485 Ya okay. 253 00:20:17.929 --> 00:20:18.953 Shit! 254 00:20:37.849 --> 00:20:38.907 Excuse me. 255 00:20:42.754 --> 00:20:45.222 l'm so sorry. - lt's okay. 256 00:20:45.323 --> 00:20:47.951 l thought you were my ex-boyfriends friend and umm... 257 00:20:48.793 --> 00:20:49.885 l'm really sorry. 258 00:20:50.461 --> 00:20:51.553 l'm Riana. 259 00:20:51.663 --> 00:20:52.823 Rahul Kapoor. 260 00:20:53.264 --> 00:20:54.822 Merry Christmas. - Same to you. 261 00:20:56.634 --> 00:20:58.124 Umm-... my file? 262 00:20:58.469 --> 00:21:00.460 Sorry umm... 263 00:21:00.772 --> 00:21:02.899 Sorry for disturbing you on Christmas. 264 00:21:03.942 --> 00:21:05.170 So, big plans for tonight huh? 265 00:21:05.276 --> 00:21:06.766 Not really, going to be at home. 266 00:21:06.844 --> 00:21:08.004 Family dinner? 267 00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:09.806 Nope. l live alone. 268 00:21:09.914 --> 00:21:13.475 Ouch! l know exactly how that feels. 269 00:21:14.085 --> 00:21:15.245 Thanks. 270 00:21:19.958 --> 00:21:22.426 Rahul... umm... 271 00:21:23.227 --> 00:21:28.255 lt's Christmas Eve; l was thinking, do you wannajust grab a drink? 272 00:21:29.767 --> 00:21:31.325 Right here, there's a place around the corner. 273 00:21:32.203 --> 00:21:34.467 No thanks. - l'm good company. Really. 274 00:21:34.539 --> 00:21:35.870 l'm better off at home. 275 00:21:36.140 --> 00:21:37.471 Please. - Actually, there's a Christmas special.. 276 00:21:37.542 --> 00:21:38.873 ..on TVtonight. - l insist. 277 00:21:40.244 --> 00:21:41.677 l'm not even much of a drinker. 278 00:21:41.746 --> 00:21:42.872 Drink milk. 279 00:21:44.015 --> 00:21:45.209 Sorry, bad joke. 280 00:21:47.018 --> 00:21:48.178 Hop on. 281 00:21:49.988 --> 00:21:51.114 l'll walk. 282 00:21:59.664 --> 00:22:03.998 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 283 00:22:05.069 --> 00:22:09.768 Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh baby! 284 00:22:10.541 --> 00:22:12.236 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 285 00:22:12.310 --> 00:22:13.538 Before l forget, your 50 Cents. 286 00:22:14.412 --> 00:22:15.777 No, that's okay. 287 00:22:16.781 --> 00:22:17.873 Come on. 288 00:22:24.589 --> 00:22:26.181 Are they ever going to stop screaming? 289 00:22:27.191 --> 00:22:28.488 l know. They really suck. 290 00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:29.821 But this is the only place you get beer... 291 00:22:29.894 --> 00:22:31.759 ...for three dollars and popcorn for free. 292 00:22:34.298 --> 00:22:37.563 And to top that, you can scream and shout anything you want... 293 00:22:37.635 --> 00:22:39.899 ...and nobody gives a damn. Watch this. 294 00:22:42.874 --> 00:22:49.177 You guys suck! Stop screaming arseholes. 295 00:22:50.014 --> 00:22:52.574 STOP!!!!!!!!!! 296 00:22:58.556 --> 00:22:59.716 Cheers. 297 00:23:09.434 --> 00:23:16.499 My life is horrible, miserable, l'm gonna kill myself. 298 00:23:16.774 --> 00:23:20.676 Can anybody shoot me? Kill me? 299 00:23:21.012 --> 00:23:24.311 Yeah! My life is horrible, miserable... 300 00:23:25.049 --> 00:23:26.209 So what do you do? 301 00:23:26.884 --> 00:23:27.976 l'm an architect. 302 00:23:28.052 --> 00:23:30.714 Oh nice! That was my back up career option. 303 00:23:31.055 --> 00:23:32.454 So you're an interior designer? 304 00:23:33.491 --> 00:23:34.651 Nope... Hairstylist. 305 00:23:35.660 --> 00:23:39.152 l freelance and style hair for big shows in Vegas. 306 00:23:39.464 --> 00:23:42.831 Hey what a coincidence, that we're both from a creative field... 307 00:23:42.934 --> 00:23:44.799 ...and unemployed too. 308 00:23:45.470 --> 00:23:46.596 Cheers. 309 00:23:48.773 --> 00:23:50.104 How did you know l'm... 310 00:23:51.275 --> 00:23:52.435 l read your file. 311 00:23:55.012 --> 00:23:56.240 l think l should leave. 312 00:23:56.314 --> 00:23:59.772 Relax it's not a board exam, you can read mine. 313 00:23:59.851 --> 00:24:01.045 lt's getting late. 314 00:24:01.385 --> 00:24:02.545 lt's nine thirty. 315 00:24:03.921 --> 00:24:07.379 Quarter to ten. - Why're you so... 316 00:24:07.925 --> 00:24:09.324 l'm not... 317 00:24:09.393 --> 00:24:11.554 Do that again. - l'm not... 318 00:24:12.630 --> 00:24:15.360 Wow! When was the last time you partied? 319 00:24:15.433 --> 00:24:16.661 Yesterday. - With who? 320 00:24:16.734 --> 00:24:17.860 With mom and dad. 321 00:24:19.070 --> 00:24:21.538 Ooooooh! Jiggy wiggy with mummy and daddy. 322 00:24:21.873 --> 00:24:25.172 Loosen up, you're such a tightass. 323 00:24:32.550 --> 00:24:35.485 l'm not a tightass. 324 00:27:34.432 --> 00:27:36.093 Do l look all high and mighty to you? 325 00:27:37.601 --> 00:27:39.762 l don't know about you. But l'm definitely high. 326 00:27:45.076 --> 00:27:46.134 l'm loose. 327 00:27:48.479 --> 00:27:49.776 l'm loose. 328 00:27:50.014 --> 00:27:51.106 Whackaaaaaaaaw! 329 00:27:53.884 --> 00:27:55.010 Loose. 330 00:27:55.186 --> 00:27:56.448 See. - Hey, guys. 331 00:27:57.455 --> 00:27:58.581 Could you please help us? 332 00:27:59.190 --> 00:28:00.350 Could you please help me? 333 00:28:02.760 --> 00:28:03.886 Look at me. 334 00:28:06.464 --> 00:28:09.456 Do l look uptight? Boring? 335 00:28:11.202 --> 00:28:14.660 lt's Christmas and we'd love to help you. 336 00:28:15.006 --> 00:28:16.337 You see this lady over here? 337 00:28:17.008 --> 00:28:19.909 We met five hours ago and we want to get married. 338 00:28:19.977 --> 00:28:23.777 Hi ! - Can you guys come on in and help be our eyewitnesses? 339 00:28:24.248 --> 00:28:26.011 l can't see anything. 340 00:28:26.283 --> 00:28:28.114 We'd love to witness your eyes. 341 00:28:30.121 --> 00:28:31.486 Where are you taking me? 342 00:28:32.823 --> 00:28:34.222 l want to go home. 343 00:28:35.459 --> 00:28:36.949 This is God's home. 344 00:28:38.396 --> 00:28:40.455 Vegas is the only place in the world... 345 00:28:40.698 --> 00:28:44.031 ...where you are allowed to get married at anytime, in any condition! 346 00:28:48.406 --> 00:28:51.432 And people often do get hammered and then married. 347 00:28:58.349 --> 00:28:59.839 And maybe that night, we... 348 00:29:01.685 --> 00:29:02.811 Oh shit... 349 00:29:04.922 --> 00:29:06.253 Thank you. Thank you very much. 350 00:29:44.428 --> 00:29:45.895 No no no no 351 00:29:55.239 --> 00:29:59.300 Aaaaaaah!!! 352 00:30:10.054 --> 00:30:12.284 Please don't cry. Everybody's staring. 353 00:30:13.190 --> 00:30:14.748 We can annul this marriage. 354 00:30:15.426 --> 00:30:16.518 Britney Spears did it too. 355 00:30:18.362 --> 00:30:22.059 No... no... no... no. An annulment is very different from a divorce. 356 00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:24.865 When two people get married under.. 357 00:30:25.002 --> 00:30:27.266 ..'not normal' conditions the law gives them the right to cancel... 358 00:30:27.338 --> 00:30:29.272 ...the marriage without having to file for a divorce. 359 00:30:29.406 --> 00:30:30.703 lt's like never having gotten married in the first place. 360 00:30:50.427 --> 00:30:51.758 We're going to have to annul this. 361 00:30:53.898 --> 00:30:57.026 Don't worry an annulment is very different from a divorce. 362 00:30:57.268 --> 00:30:58.394 Britney Spears has done it too. 363 00:30:58.636 --> 00:31:00.194 l'm aware of that. - Good. 364 00:31:00.271 --> 00:31:02.603 2 strawberry shakes and a number 3 please. 365 00:31:12.516 --> 00:31:15.974 So... You were rather charged last night. 366 00:31:17.454 --> 00:31:20.651 Me? You mean we! 367 00:31:21.725 --> 00:31:24.888 l'm always charged. But you! 368 00:31:26.730 --> 00:31:29.290 ln all that excitement l don't know where l left my scooter. 369 00:31:30.067 --> 00:31:31.728 l'm going to have to register a police complaint. 370 00:31:32.970 --> 00:31:34.062 ls 4 days enough? 371 00:31:35.239 --> 00:31:36.365 Enough for what? 372 00:31:36.840 --> 00:31:38.000 To have a child. 373 00:31:38.442 --> 00:31:39.568 To get an annulment, what else! 374 00:31:40.311 --> 00:31:42.677 Why? Do you plan on getting married again in 4 days? 375 00:31:43.047 --> 00:31:44.480 l want to spend New Years in lndia. 376 00:31:44.815 --> 00:31:45.975 Hello? 377 00:31:46.383 --> 00:31:47.475 Spending new years with your family.. 378 00:31:47.851 --> 00:31:50.376 ..or staying married to a total stranger? 379 00:31:51.522 --> 00:31:52.648 Prioritize! 380 00:31:54.058 --> 00:31:57.118 Can l suggest something? What if we tear the marriage certificate? 381 00:31:57.728 --> 00:31:58.820 lt'll be our secret. 382 00:32:00.598 --> 00:32:01.690 Do you think we're playing house-house here? 383 00:32:02.666 --> 00:32:06.124 This is a legal marriage and l would like to legally cancel it. 384 00:32:09.807 --> 00:32:10.899 Can we leave? 385 00:32:20.918 --> 00:32:22.249 My husband will take care of that. 386 00:32:30.894 --> 00:32:32.759 Your shoes are a size too big for me. 387 00:32:33.430 --> 00:32:36.024 l sincerely apologise. Next time will buy shoes in your size. 388 00:32:37.401 --> 00:32:38.527 Hangover 389 00:32:38.902 --> 00:32:40.028 Are you feeling okay? 390 00:32:52.516 --> 00:32:55.679 l'm sorry, last night l should have never instigated... 391 00:32:55.786 --> 00:32:56.980 ...you into drinking that much. 392 00:32:57.788 --> 00:33:00.848 Sometimes l behave really stupidly. 393 00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:04.354 l wish when l make a mistake.. 394 00:33:04.962 --> 00:33:06.361 ..someone would correct me right then and there. 395 00:33:06.497 --> 00:33:09.830 Please stop blowing into your milkshake. lt's very irritating. 396 00:33:10.334 --> 00:33:12.234 Exactly... Thanks! 397 00:33:16.807 --> 00:33:18.536 You could have warned me before putting the window up. 398 00:33:18.909 --> 00:33:20.604 Wow! You're actually blaming me for this one too? 399 00:33:20.944 --> 00:33:22.434 Can you ever find faults in yourself? 400 00:33:22.980 --> 00:33:24.345 You're the one who shut the window. 401 00:33:24.882 --> 00:33:26.713 Clean it. Properly. 402 00:33:29.753 --> 00:33:31.880 Apart from behaving stupidly, you have a million other issues. 403 00:33:32.389 --> 00:33:34.220 lnstead of marrying me you should have married your psychologist. 404 00:33:34.425 --> 00:33:36.359 Since you've met me you've driven me crazy. 405 00:33:36.427 --> 00:33:37.655 Really! You need help! 406 00:33:38.162 --> 00:33:40.653 l need help? Have you ever looked in a mirror? 407 00:33:41.031 --> 00:33:43.829 You drive like an aunty, eat food like an old woman. 408 00:33:44.034 --> 00:33:47.333 You're a girl. You should buy yourself a dress. l'll pay for it. 409 00:33:47.404 --> 00:33:49.099 l see, Mrs. Laxmi Mittal! 410 00:33:49.306 --> 00:33:50.773 You're the one shelling out all the cash since last night right? 411 00:33:51.008 --> 00:33:53.806 The 50 cents at 7/11, the alcohol bill last night... 412 00:33:53.877 --> 00:33:56.141 ...and not to forget today mornings breakfast... 'l'll buy you a dress' 413 00:33:56.413 --> 00:33:59.007 Stop the car. Stop the car... - Go ahead now, throw a tantrum. 414 00:33:59.116 --> 00:34:00.515 lf nothing else works, you might as well throw a tantrum. 415 00:34:00.617 --> 00:34:02.812 l'm not throwing a tantrum. We've reached my house. 416 00:34:05.289 --> 00:34:06.916 Will definitely return your money the next time l see you. 417 00:34:13.130 --> 00:34:15.462 By the way your memory seems to have failed you, 418 00:34:15.766 --> 00:34:17.700 l've already returned your 50 Cents 419 00:34:18.268 --> 00:34:20.099 lf only my memory was as sharp as you tongue, l'd have remembered. 420 00:34:20.170 --> 00:34:21.865 Thanks for the compliment. lt was nice knowing you. 421 00:34:21.939 --> 00:34:23.167 Just let me know when and where.. 422 00:34:23.240 --> 00:34:25.037 ..l should come to sign the annulment papers. 423 00:34:25.209 --> 00:34:27.074 Trust me. Can't wait. 424 00:34:44.995 --> 00:34:46.485 Hey. Come on, guys. 425 00:34:46.964 --> 00:34:48.659 No rent, no house. 426 00:34:50.434 --> 00:34:51.526 Please. 427 00:34:53.036 --> 00:34:55.436 Mom, please don't yell at me. 428 00:34:56.273 --> 00:34:57.433 l need help. 429 00:34:58.742 --> 00:35:01.438 Mom, how long will it take for you to transfer the money? 430 00:35:02.980 --> 00:35:04.140 By tomorrow? 431 00:35:04.948 --> 00:35:07.917 Mom, l've pawned whatever l could have. 432 00:35:07.985 --> 00:35:09.577 l'm still short of 400 dollars. 433 00:35:10.087 --> 00:35:12.112 And all the budget hotels are booked for Christmas. 434 00:35:12.189 --> 00:35:13.747 Mom, please don't cry. 435 00:35:14.591 --> 00:35:15.717 Don't worry, Mom. 436 00:35:16.794 --> 00:35:18.193 l've found a solution. 437 00:35:20.531 --> 00:35:22.260 May l help you! - No thanks. 438 00:35:32.643 --> 00:35:33.905 Excuse me, Sir. 439 00:35:35.813 --> 00:35:39.442 Your girlfriend parked the scooter by the trashcans last night. 440 00:35:40.017 --> 00:35:41.109 l'm sorry. 441 00:35:41.385 --> 00:35:43.216 And you guys puked. 442 00:35:45.656 --> 00:35:46.748 A lot. 443 00:35:50.260 --> 00:35:51.454 l'll - l'll call her. 444 00:35:54.398 --> 00:35:56.263 My building security guard has found your scooter. 445 00:35:58.302 --> 00:35:59.963 Please come and pick it up tomorrow. 446 00:36:00.671 --> 00:36:03.299 Also you have to sign some papers for the lawyers' appointment. 447 00:36:03.540 --> 00:36:04.939 Great scooter. 448 00:36:05.809 --> 00:36:06.901 Perfect. 449 00:36:15.552 --> 00:36:16.644 Hi. 450 00:36:16.753 --> 00:36:18.948 l've got a business proposition for you. 451 00:36:19.523 --> 00:36:20.956 At 3:00 am? 452 00:36:21.658 --> 00:36:23.023 l'm a morning person. 453 00:36:23.293 --> 00:36:26.091 lt's lightweight, heavy duty, great mileage, eco-friendly. 454 00:36:26.196 --> 00:36:27.390 Just for three ninety-nine. 455 00:36:27.498 --> 00:36:29.295 l don't want to buy your scooter. 456 00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.200 Come on. lt's a great deal. 457 00:36:32.503 --> 00:36:34.562 Please don't waste any more of my time. 458 00:36:34.671 --> 00:36:35.763 Think of something else. 459 00:36:35.839 --> 00:36:36.965 What should l think of? 460 00:36:37.074 --> 00:36:39.599 Mom will take another twelve hours to transfer money into my account. 461 00:36:39.676 --> 00:36:42.042 Dad's on the ship. And all the cheap hotels... 462 00:36:43.547 --> 00:36:45.640 Trust me, l've tried everything. 463 00:36:46.383 --> 00:36:47.907 Pre-pone your ticket. 464 00:36:47.985 --> 00:36:49.612 l have ajob interview tomorrow. 465 00:36:54.525 --> 00:36:55.719 lt's okay. 466 00:36:56.326 --> 00:36:59.454 lt's my problem. l'll find a solution. 467 00:37:01.265 --> 00:37:03.756 l'll sleep on the roadside. l'll beg. 468 00:37:04.201 --> 00:37:08.137 Push comes to shove, it's Vegas, l'll sell myself. 469 00:37:09.873 --> 00:37:12.364 Thank you very much for your help. 470 00:37:15.245 --> 00:37:19.045 Listen, you can sleep here tonight. 471 00:37:19.383 --> 00:37:22.511 When your money gets transferred tomorrow, you can decide what to do. 472 00:37:23.587 --> 00:37:25.054 Are you sure? 473 00:37:26.790 --> 00:37:29.452 Don't be silly. You sleep in the bedroom. 474 00:37:31.495 --> 00:37:32.792 This is for you. 475 00:37:35.732 --> 00:37:36.960 Thank you. 476 00:38:11.168 --> 00:38:12.294 Don't. 477 00:38:13.670 --> 00:38:14.796 Sorry. 478 00:38:16.773 --> 00:38:18.707 What time is your interview? - Right now. 479 00:38:19.409 --> 00:38:22.810 lf you don't mind, after your interview, 480 00:38:22.913 --> 00:38:25.347 could you drop off the annulment papers at City Hall? 481 00:38:25.649 --> 00:38:27.412 l might get late. - Sure. 482 00:38:27.784 --> 00:38:30.309 l just have to go to the thrift store but... 483 00:38:30.387 --> 00:38:32.651 Okay, so then what we can do is, l can pick you up from City Hall 484 00:38:32.756 --> 00:38:34.656 And then take you to the thrift store to get your stuff back. 485 00:38:34.758 --> 00:38:35.850 Sounds good. 486 00:38:36.226 --> 00:38:41.960 Oh! Last night l found this visiting card on your couch. 487 00:38:42.966 --> 00:38:45.161 Boobs-a-liscious Escort Agency. 488 00:38:45.969 --> 00:38:49.097 Since 1956. 489 00:38:53.076 --> 00:38:55.340 They were very big clients of my firm. 490 00:38:59.116 --> 00:39:00.811 l'm getting late. l should be leaving. 491 00:39:02.285 --> 00:39:06.346 Good luck. - You too. 492 00:39:29.946 --> 00:39:32.414 Lahul Kapool, light? 493 00:39:33.383 --> 00:39:34.782 Rahul Kapoor. 494 00:39:36.953 --> 00:39:38.284 Lahul Kapool. 495 00:40:08.418 --> 00:40:11.182 Boss said - You, No job. 496 00:40:15.659 --> 00:40:16.819 Are you sure? 497 00:40:26.603 --> 00:40:27.763 Sure. 498 00:40:28.071 --> 00:40:29.197 Sure. 499 00:40:29.272 --> 00:40:30.364 Sure. 500 00:40:51.928 --> 00:40:53.293 So, how was your interview? 501 00:40:58.835 --> 00:41:00.769 Listen, l'm really sorry about your interview. 502 00:41:02.506 --> 00:41:04.269 Don't be, it's not your fault. 503 00:41:06.143 --> 00:41:07.371 How was your interview? 504 00:41:07.778 --> 00:41:08.870 Alright. 505 00:41:09.146 --> 00:41:10.807 They might call me back in a couple of days. 506 00:41:14.851 --> 00:41:18.719 Listen, l know a place where you'll definitely feel better. 507 00:41:20.390 --> 00:41:23.587 Or actually, let it be. 508 00:41:24.027 --> 00:41:27.793 Mom's just sent me money, and l'll blow it up again. 509 00:41:28.298 --> 00:41:30.289 Where would l feel better? 510 00:41:33.370 --> 00:41:34.496 l'm paying. 511 00:41:35.372 --> 00:41:36.498 Take a right. 512 00:41:44.548 --> 00:41:45.776 What are we doing? 513 00:41:45.982 --> 00:41:47.381 lt's pay back time. 514 00:41:48.151 --> 00:41:51.882 The Japanese didn't hire you, so we hired them. 515 00:41:53.824 --> 00:41:54.984 Do it properly. 516 00:41:56.393 --> 00:41:57.587 Why am l laughing? 517 00:41:58.128 --> 00:42:00.096 lt's not funny. l'm unemployed. 518 00:42:00.230 --> 00:42:03.666 Will keeping a straight face help you get yourjob back? 519 00:42:06.636 --> 00:42:11.699 l was thinking, if it's just a matter of a couple of days... 520 00:42:11.775 --> 00:42:13.800 ...you can stay at my place. 521 00:42:17.314 --> 00:42:20.215 lt's so true, your husband is your God. 522 00:42:21.384 --> 00:42:22.976 Such wise words. 523 00:42:25.522 --> 00:42:26.819 That secretary was right. 524 00:42:27.057 --> 00:42:28.388 You need more sessions. 525 00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:31.857 l don't what convinced me to go a psychologist. 526 00:42:32.796 --> 00:42:34.229 Break-ups are always bad. 527 00:42:34.497 --> 00:42:36.556 Psychologists make them expensive too. 528 00:42:36.733 --> 00:42:38.223 Especially your first break-up. 529 00:42:38.735 --> 00:42:41.465 The weeping, the sobbing, the depressing love songs, the blank calls. 530 00:42:41.538 --> 00:42:42.596 Ooof! 531 00:42:42.672 --> 00:42:46.164 Ohhh, so you've had your heart broken too? 532 00:42:46.276 --> 00:42:47.368 Tell me about it. 533 00:42:47.611 --> 00:42:48.771 Are you crazy? 534 00:42:49.746 --> 00:42:50.974 Tell me. 535 00:42:51.047 --> 00:42:53.015 No. - Come on. Big deal ya. 536 00:42:53.116 --> 00:42:54.674 No. - Come on. Please. 537 00:42:54.784 --> 00:42:55.978 Now we're friends right? 538 00:43:00.056 --> 00:43:02.217 Right. Anyway. 539 00:43:02.993 --> 00:43:07.930 We'd been dating for about a year and l was only allowed to hold her hand. 540 00:43:08.031 --> 00:43:09.396 So you never... 541 00:43:10.333 --> 00:43:12.358 No... No. 542 00:43:12.769 --> 00:43:14.236 Who was the last girl you dated? 543 00:43:14.771 --> 00:43:16.136 Are you interviewing me? 544 00:43:16.273 --> 00:43:18.764 No, l'm just sharing in your sorrow. 545 00:43:19.209 --> 00:43:20.301 Come on, tell me. 546 00:43:21.578 --> 00:43:22.636 Anusha. 547 00:43:23.413 --> 00:43:25.040 Family friend, lives here in Vegas. 548 00:43:25.415 --> 00:43:26.814 Mom and dad suggested so... 549 00:43:28.451 --> 00:43:29.645 So? 550 00:43:29.753 --> 00:43:30.811 So what? 551 00:43:30.887 --> 00:43:33.447 We went on a few dates after which, she stopped calling. 552 00:43:34.457 --> 00:43:35.651 Why? 553 00:43:35.859 --> 00:43:38.851 l don't know. l guess l wasn't good enough or something. 554 00:43:43.767 --> 00:43:45.530 l've understood your problem. 555 00:43:45.802 --> 00:43:47.463 You need to start dating again. 556 00:43:47.704 --> 00:43:48.762 Excuse me? 557 00:43:48.872 --> 00:43:49.998 What problem? 558 00:43:50.640 --> 00:43:52.767 You have a really low self-esteem and nothing will give your ego... 559 00:43:52.909 --> 00:43:55.343 ...a bigger boost than hooking up with a chick. 560 00:43:55.478 --> 00:43:56.843 Call Anusha. 561 00:43:57.747 --> 00:43:58.907 l'm ignoring you. 562 00:43:58.982 --> 00:44:01.576 Erhhhhhhh. At dinner. Give her a hundred percent attention. 563 00:44:01.651 --> 00:44:03.175 Eat less and listen more. 564 00:44:03.253 --> 00:44:05.847 Give her lots of compliments and lots of wine. 565 00:44:05.956 --> 00:44:09.687 And because you let me live here, l'll tell you a special trick. 566 00:44:10.226 --> 00:44:11.659 Don't drive your car to dinner. 567 00:44:12.162 --> 00:44:16.155 Every girl likes to drive her boyfriend home once in a while. 568 00:44:17.567 --> 00:44:18.659 Are you listening? 569 00:44:18.735 --> 00:44:19.827 No. - Come on. 570 00:44:19.903 --> 00:44:21.461 No. - You're calling her. 571 00:44:21.972 --> 00:44:23.064 Absolutely not. 572 00:44:23.139 --> 00:44:25.073 l know you're going to call her. - l'm not going to call her. 573 00:44:25.141 --> 00:44:26.472 Really? - Ya, really. 574 00:44:28.845 --> 00:44:32.372 Call her. - l'm not going to call her. Okay. 575 00:44:43.126 --> 00:44:45.458 Hello, Anusha? 576 00:45:07.050 --> 00:45:08.449 So. 577 00:45:08.985 --> 00:45:10.111 So. 578 00:45:10.620 --> 00:45:13.054 l mean, this dinner plan was a little out of the blue. 579 00:45:13.723 --> 00:45:15.350 Anything important? 580 00:45:15.425 --> 00:45:18.451 No. Just. 581 00:45:19.062 --> 00:45:22.828 Uh... mom mentioned your parents were in town. 582 00:45:23.366 --> 00:45:26.802 Ya. Dad had a meeting and. 583 00:45:28.371 --> 00:45:29.804 You look very hot tonight. 584 00:45:33.710 --> 00:45:35.905 l'm sorry. l... l'm sorry. 585 00:45:36.913 --> 00:45:38.175 So. 586 00:45:39.482 --> 00:45:41.916 Actually, l'm glad you noticed. 587 00:45:44.521 --> 00:45:48.582 You always liked my hair untied didn't you? 588 00:45:49.993 --> 00:45:51.290 More wine? 589 00:45:54.531 --> 00:45:58.331 Rahul, l think you've forgotten the effect wine has on me. 590 00:45:58.668 --> 00:46:01.000 You know, it's an aphrodisiac. 591 00:46:02.138 --> 00:46:04.902 And l'm working tomorrow. 592 00:46:05.008 --> 00:46:06.100 Bad idea. 593 00:46:07.077 --> 00:46:09.045 There's a lot more to life than work. 594 00:46:09.279 --> 00:46:11.679 Where have you been hiding this Rahul? 595 00:46:13.116 --> 00:46:16.813 Ummm... well, if we hadn't met through our parents, 596 00:46:16.886 --> 00:46:19.286 You'd have gotten to know me better. 597 00:46:21.758 --> 00:46:22.986 Same here. 598 00:46:26.129 --> 00:46:30.566 So, what don't l know about this Rahul. 599 00:46:33.803 --> 00:46:35.031 lt was my foot. 600 00:46:37.006 --> 00:46:38.997 l know. Ya. l know. 601 00:46:40.210 --> 00:46:43.202 Like what? What don't l know? 602 00:46:44.514 --> 00:46:47.005 Are you wild? 603 00:46:47.083 --> 00:46:49.415 Ya, l'm wild. 604 00:46:49.486 --> 00:46:50.680 How wild? 605 00:46:51.654 --> 00:46:53.918 A hunter doesn't keep count of his prey. 606 00:46:53.990 --> 00:46:55.389 Really? 607 00:46:58.995 --> 00:47:00.656 Have you ever done it in a plane? 608 00:47:01.998 --> 00:47:05.991 No. The bathrooms are really small. 609 00:47:06.202 --> 00:47:09.262 But you can ask for a big blanket right? 610 00:47:10.039 --> 00:47:11.233 Very true. 611 00:47:11.474 --> 00:47:13.999 And in a bathroom? 612 00:47:14.310 --> 00:47:17.677 Obviously, so many times that l can't even remember. 613 00:47:18.982 --> 00:47:20.142 What's the matter? 614 00:47:20.216 --> 00:47:22.047 l'm going to the bathroom. 615 00:47:22.986 --> 00:47:24.078 Okay. 616 00:47:25.455 --> 00:47:33.863 Rahul... l'm going to the bathroom. 617 00:48:25.248 --> 00:48:26.442 Hi. 618 00:48:28.284 --> 00:48:29.444 Hello. 619 00:48:31.688 --> 00:48:35.089 So, what do you want to do? 620 00:48:37.327 --> 00:48:39.761 We can eat our food first. lt's getting cold. 621 00:48:40.396 --> 00:48:45.390 Hmmm. l hope apart from your sense of humor... 622 00:48:45.501 --> 00:48:47.401 ...everything else has improved as well. 623 00:48:48.304 --> 00:48:49.737 Yes, definitely. 624 00:48:50.607 --> 00:48:52.006 Do one thing. 625 00:48:53.376 --> 00:48:54.502 Come this side. 626 00:48:59.182 --> 00:49:00.308 Sit. 627 00:49:01.184 --> 00:49:02.481 Shut the seat. 628 00:49:02.752 --> 00:49:03.878 Sorry. 629 00:49:12.028 --> 00:49:13.154 What? 630 00:49:13.529 --> 00:49:15.258 Oh! Sorry. 631 00:49:19.302 --> 00:49:22.669 So, where were we? 632 00:49:24.340 --> 00:49:26.399 Anusha, l don't think l can do this. 633 00:49:26.643 --> 00:49:28.076 What can't you do? 634 00:49:28.645 --> 00:49:31.409 l want to go out. 635 00:49:32.315 --> 00:49:35.876 Are you trying to play hard to get? 636 00:49:35.985 --> 00:49:39.944 Aaah! Anusha, please. 637 00:49:40.123 --> 00:49:41.818 Rahul, please! 638 00:49:42.458 --> 00:49:44.221 Please. - Rahul, please. 639 00:49:44.460 --> 00:49:45.484 No. 640 00:49:45.561 --> 00:49:48.189 Rahul shhhh... quiet. 641 00:49:49.399 --> 00:49:50.559 Listen to me. 642 00:49:50.667 --> 00:49:51.827 No. 643 00:49:52.402 --> 00:49:56.429 Anusha, please. 644 00:49:56.539 --> 00:49:58.166 Dirty boy. 645 00:49:58.608 --> 00:50:00.633 l'm not kidding. - Shut up. 646 00:50:20.797 --> 00:50:21.957 Why are you wet? 647 00:50:23.666 --> 00:50:25.327 l went to a rain dance. Do you have a problem with that? 648 00:50:25.535 --> 00:50:26.729 No. 649 00:50:30.907 --> 00:50:32.204 So, what did you have for dinner? 650 00:50:33.576 --> 00:50:34.804 Six liters of water. 651 00:50:36.346 --> 00:50:38.906 lf you're hungry l know a place close by. 652 00:50:47.857 --> 00:50:50.792 lf you had told me on the phone, l could have carried a towel. 653 00:50:51.260 --> 00:50:53.524 lt was a completely rubbish plan. Please do me a favor... 654 00:50:53.596 --> 00:50:55.860 Don't ever give me your any advise again.. 655 00:50:56.065 --> 00:50:58.124 l asked you to go on a date with her. 656 00:50:58.201 --> 00:51:00.635 Little did l know... she'd take you for a shower! 657 00:51:05.108 --> 00:51:06.234 l hate her. 658 00:51:07.276 --> 00:51:10.040 She's on my list of top ten most hated people. 659 00:51:10.913 --> 00:51:13.677 Shameless!! At least apologize. 660 00:51:15.118 --> 00:51:16.483 Okay, okay, sorry. 661 00:51:16.786 --> 00:51:18.686 And you can at least wish me happy birthday. 662 00:51:19.922 --> 00:51:21.048 Today? 663 00:51:21.991 --> 00:51:23.117 Happy birthday. 664 00:51:28.030 --> 00:51:29.793 Do you sleep with a seat belt on? 665 00:51:30.233 --> 00:51:33.600 l.. umm.. drive the car. 666 00:51:33.970 --> 00:51:35.460 And wear your seat belt 667 00:51:35.705 --> 00:51:37.696 Okay Cranky pants! 668 00:51:51.587 --> 00:51:53.521 Did you always want to be an architect? 669 00:51:53.856 --> 00:51:55.084 Nope .. A hairstylist 670 00:51:56.726 --> 00:52:00.787 Very funny. - Actually.. - l was quite fond of photography. 671 00:52:01.597 --> 00:52:04.532 Oh God! l'd take random pictures of lampposts and insects. 672 00:52:04.967 --> 00:52:07.834 How creative. lt's a good that you didn't pursue it... 673 00:52:07.937 --> 00:52:09.029 ...or you would have found yourself sleeping under one... 674 00:52:09.138 --> 00:52:10.196 ...of those very same lampposts. 675 00:52:10.706 --> 00:52:12.298 That's exactly what my mum and dad said. 676 00:52:13.676 --> 00:52:15.268 Do you always listen to everything they say? 677 00:52:15.678 --> 00:52:16.770 Yup. 678 00:52:16.846 --> 00:52:18.040 Don't you get irritated trying to fulfill each... 679 00:52:18.147 --> 00:52:20.377 ...and every expectation of theirs? 680 00:52:21.517 --> 00:52:25.681 You know, when l was a child and my parents irritated me.. 681 00:52:26.055 --> 00:52:28.922 ...l would get angry and break all the expensive things in the house. 682 00:52:29.125 --> 00:52:30.752 So you think you've grown up now? 683 00:52:31.627 --> 00:52:34.687 Nope! There aren't any expensive things left to break. 684 00:52:35.331 --> 00:52:38.198 ls this my new look? 685 00:52:38.301 --> 00:52:39.461 Wait till it's styled. 686 00:52:39.535 --> 00:52:40.559 Hello. 687 00:52:41.437 --> 00:52:43.029 Ya.. this is Riana. 688 00:52:43.706 --> 00:52:47.540 Yes.. yes l did. 689 00:52:48.945 --> 00:52:51.277 But l'm going to lndia in 2 days. 690 00:52:53.483 --> 00:52:56.941 Okay, great.. l'll contact you soon. 691 00:52:58.588 --> 00:53:00.112 Yessss! 692 00:53:01.791 --> 00:53:03.952 l got the job. A one-year contract, a return ticket... 693 00:53:04.026 --> 00:53:05.357 ...and accommodation as well. 694 00:53:05.461 --> 00:53:06.519 Let's celebrate. 695 00:53:06.596 --> 00:53:07.790 My treat. 696 00:53:08.064 --> 00:53:09.292 No. lt's my birthday. 697 00:53:09.365 --> 00:53:12.198 How much money do you have in your wallet? 20 dollars? 698 00:53:13.569 --> 00:53:15.696 Very funny. Say we're gonna have fun. 699 00:53:15.771 --> 00:53:16.829 We're gonna have fun. - Louder 700 00:53:16.939 --> 00:53:18.031 We're gonna have fun!!! 701 00:53:18.140 --> 00:53:20.370 LOUDER!!!!! - We're gonna have FUN!!!!!! 702 00:55:11.187 --> 00:55:12.415 Where are you taking me? 703 00:55:12.989 --> 00:55:14.684 You like breaking things right? 704 00:55:16.058 --> 00:55:17.218 Surprise! 705 00:55:49.725 --> 00:55:53.388 Thank you!! For the best birthday ever 706 00:56:00.736 --> 00:56:01.828 Take it easy. 707 00:56:04.273 --> 00:56:06.935 Don't worry, l can handle it. 708 00:58:14.203 --> 00:58:16.933 Shit! l love her. 709 00:58:43.766 --> 00:58:46.564 So it happened on the 25th of December, Christmas? 710 00:58:46.635 --> 00:58:47.727 Yes. 711 00:58:47.837 --> 00:58:48.929 Were there drugs involved? 712 00:58:49.271 --> 00:58:51.330 No. - Just alcohol. 713 00:58:51.640 --> 00:58:52.902 And you both agree it was a mistake? 714 00:58:52.942 --> 00:58:54.136 Oh yes. - Yes. 715 00:58:55.244 --> 00:58:56.336 Have you had sex? 716 00:58:56.445 --> 00:58:57.537 No. - Yes. 717 00:59:02.618 --> 00:59:05.086 Umm... Not with him. 718 00:59:05.554 --> 00:59:07.181 l thought you meant otherwise. 719 00:59:15.931 --> 00:59:18.422 Okay, your application will be passed on for processing. 720 00:59:18.534 --> 00:59:20.399 You can both come back on January sixth. 721 00:59:20.536 --> 00:59:21.628 Thank you. 722 00:59:22.938 --> 00:59:25.463 So you haven't told you parents anything? 723 00:59:25.975 --> 00:59:27.067 What would l tell them? 724 00:59:27.243 --> 00:59:29.871 Mom, dad... l lost my job. 725 00:59:30.646 --> 00:59:31.738 And guess what? 726 00:59:31.847 --> 00:59:35.749 l got so hammered one night that l ended up marrying a barber. 727 00:59:35.985 --> 00:59:37.452 Hairstylist. Anyway... 728 00:59:37.553 --> 00:59:38.884 You could have tried to explain. 729 00:59:39.154 --> 00:59:41.122 You were allowed colas and candies when you were a kid right? 730 00:59:42.992 --> 00:59:44.926 l'm still allowed. Why? 731 00:59:45.160 --> 00:59:47.321 Because there are two kinds of parents in this world. 732 00:59:48.063 --> 00:59:51.624 One that allow cola and candies and one that don't. 733 00:59:52.468 --> 00:59:53.935 Mine were the latter. 734 00:59:54.370 --> 00:59:55.735 The ones with the rules. 735 00:59:56.572 --> 00:59:57.539 How sad. 736 00:59:57.840 --> 00:59:59.034 You want some? 737 01:00:01.577 --> 01:00:03.477 ln my family, rules were unheard of. 738 01:00:04.313 --> 01:00:06.611 My dad used to jump on the bed with me when l was younger. 739 01:00:06.849 --> 01:00:08.373 lnitially it was a lot of fun. 740 01:00:08.584 --> 01:00:11.109 Till one day. The bed broke. 741 01:00:11.453 --> 01:00:12.943 He fractured his arm. 742 01:00:13.722 --> 01:00:14.984 And l broke my front two teeth. 743 01:00:16.025 --> 01:00:17.151 Are they false? 744 01:00:25.434 --> 01:00:26.799 You're bum's rather cute. 745 01:00:27.169 --> 01:00:28.363 lt's an eight on ten. 746 01:00:28.437 --> 01:00:30.496 l wish my bum was as cute. 747 01:00:30.673 --> 01:00:31.765 What do you think? 748 01:00:31.874 --> 01:00:33.102 Three. - What? 749 01:00:33.642 --> 01:00:34.734 Four. 750 01:00:34.810 --> 01:00:35.936 Four? - And a half. 751 01:00:40.349 --> 01:00:41.782 Okay five. Five and a half. 752 01:00:42.284 --> 01:00:43.376 Five and a half? 753 01:00:46.989 --> 01:00:49.184 Okay l'll be nice to you. lt's a six and a half. 754 01:00:49.291 --> 01:00:50.849 l think it's a perfect ten. 755 01:00:50.926 --> 01:00:52.052 l agree with you. You're right. 756 01:00:56.632 --> 01:00:58.190 Okay. Why don't you get on top. 757 01:00:59.535 --> 01:01:01.298 Now push 758 01:01:02.204 --> 01:01:03.262 Push harder. 759 01:01:03.339 --> 01:01:04.397 No no... a little to the right. To the right. 760 01:01:04.807 --> 01:01:06.104 A little more. Just push a bit. 761 01:01:06.175 --> 01:01:08.234 Yes. Push. There. 762 01:01:10.045 --> 01:01:11.239 Pervert. 763 01:01:11.613 --> 01:01:12.705 There's no hope for you. 764 01:01:13.148 --> 01:01:14.274 Speak with respect. 765 01:01:14.450 --> 01:01:15.542 l'm your wife. 766 01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:18.710 Who's going to harass me once you're gone? 767 01:01:19.088 --> 01:01:21.022 Why? You think you're going to miss me? 768 01:01:21.857 --> 01:01:24.121 Don't be cute. - Really? You'll miss me? 769 01:01:25.594 --> 01:01:27.289 Ummm - Maybe. 770 01:01:27.930 --> 01:01:29.727 Or maybe not. 771 01:01:30.065 --> 01:01:31.794 Coz this will keep you busy. 772 01:01:33.569 --> 01:01:34.627 Happy New Year. 773 01:01:54.656 --> 01:01:56.248 There's no need to get so emotional. 774 01:01:57.192 --> 01:01:58.284 lt's a second hand camera. 775 01:02:01.463 --> 01:02:02.555 Who are you? 776 01:02:03.132 --> 01:02:04.326 Your new best friend. 777 01:02:14.576 --> 01:02:17.170 Thank you. 778 01:02:18.313 --> 01:02:20.645 You can sleep in the bedroom tonight too. 779 01:02:21.083 --> 01:02:22.209 l'll crash out here on the couch. 780 01:02:23.452 --> 01:02:26.751 You're not that cute, that l won't be able to control myself. 781 01:02:27.790 --> 01:02:28.984 Do you snore? 782 01:02:30.459 --> 01:02:31.551 Lots. 783 01:02:32.628 --> 01:02:34.061 Don't. Don't take my picture. 784 01:02:34.129 --> 01:02:35.357 l'm not photogenic. 785 01:02:35.464 --> 01:02:36.726 That's not the camera's fault. 786 01:02:37.166 --> 01:02:38.292 Fine. Click my picture. 787 01:02:38.467 --> 01:02:39.593 There's no roll in the camera. 788 01:02:40.269 --> 01:02:41.395 Cheapskate. 789 01:02:41.637 --> 01:02:43.662 There's no roll? 790 01:02:49.978 --> 01:02:51.036 Ri. 791 01:02:51.814 --> 01:02:52.906 Ya. 792 01:02:54.616 --> 01:02:55.708 Are you sleeping? 793 01:03:00.489 --> 01:03:02.889 lt's fine. What's up? 794 01:03:04.693 --> 01:03:05.785 Nothing really. 795 01:03:07.429 --> 01:03:08.691 Go back to sleep. 796 01:03:17.406 --> 01:03:19.374 l don't know why l'm disturbing you in the middle of the night. 797 01:03:21.009 --> 01:03:22.909 Goodnight. - You're allowed to disturb me. 798 01:03:33.789 --> 01:03:34.881 What's the trick? 799 01:03:36.758 --> 01:03:37.850 What? 800 01:03:38.527 --> 01:03:40.461 You're always so happy. 801 01:03:40.963 --> 01:03:44.455 l look at you and wish l was you. 802 01:03:46.168 --> 01:03:48.602 l wish l had planned my life out like you've planned yours. 803 01:03:49.705 --> 01:03:51.605 You're doing exactly what you wanted to do. 804 01:03:51.974 --> 01:03:54.238 l'm twenty-five years old.. 805 01:03:55.911 --> 01:03:57.037 ..and l still think... 806 01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:00.409 ...that some day l'll wake up and understand everything. 807 01:04:02.451 --> 01:04:04.646 Who l really am. What l really want to do. 808 01:04:07.322 --> 01:04:08.949 l just wish l had a plan like you. 809 01:04:10.559 --> 01:04:11.685 Plan? 810 01:04:13.695 --> 01:04:16.493 l wanted to be a ballet dancer not a hairstylist. 811 01:04:20.435 --> 01:04:22.164 The plan was to go to Paris. 812 01:04:23.805 --> 01:04:25.705 But one day after rehearsal on my way home.. 813 01:04:27.109 --> 01:04:28.406 ..l had an accident. 814 01:04:30.045 --> 01:04:31.137 Here. 815 01:04:32.114 --> 01:04:33.775 l have a steel ball in my ankle.. 816 01:04:35.617 --> 01:04:37.380 ..and that's why l can never be a dancer. 817 01:04:38.620 --> 01:04:39.917 l'm sorry. 818 01:04:41.523 --> 01:04:43.150 l'm rather defective? Am l not? 819 01:04:44.026 --> 01:04:46.290 False teeth, a steel ball in my ankle... 820 01:04:47.095 --> 01:04:49.620 ...and my dad says my one eye is smaller than the other. 821 01:04:53.202 --> 01:04:54.533 You're completely crazy. 822 01:04:57.806 --> 01:04:58.932 Go back to sleep. 823 01:04:59.007 --> 01:05:00.406 Goodnight. 824 01:05:03.312 --> 01:05:05.837 Do you feel you're the first person in the world.. 825 01:05:05.948 --> 01:05:07.347 ..who's failed at something? 826 01:05:07.616 --> 01:05:11.484 No. l'm the first person in my family who's failed at something. 827 01:05:15.457 --> 01:05:16.549 lt's a good thing. 828 01:05:16.758 --> 01:05:17.986 Someone started the trend. 829 01:05:18.927 --> 01:05:20.019 lt's not funny. 830 01:05:20.562 --> 01:05:21.654 lt is. 831 01:05:21.730 --> 01:05:22.822 Can't you see? 832 01:05:22.898 --> 01:05:26.732 You don't have ajob, you've married a fool like me. 833 01:05:27.102 --> 01:05:29.866 And you're taking advise from me as... 834 01:05:30.005 --> 01:05:33.031 ...if l were Rajneesh Osho not Riana Braganza. 835 01:05:35.077 --> 01:05:36.203 Take a break. 836 01:05:37.079 --> 01:05:38.444 Come to lndia with me. 837 01:05:38.814 --> 01:05:39.940 Now that's funny. 838 01:05:40.582 --> 01:05:41.810 l'm not kidding. 839 01:05:43.552 --> 01:05:44.644 Goodnight. 840 01:05:48.156 --> 01:05:49.248 What's the problem? 841 01:05:49.424 --> 01:05:51.585 You don't have any job interview for the next week. 842 01:05:52.361 --> 01:05:55.888 The problem is that you and my parents live in the same city. 843 01:05:56.798 --> 01:05:58.231 And they think l have ajob here. 844 01:05:59.668 --> 01:06:00.760 Right. 845 01:06:01.703 --> 01:06:02.829 Bad idea. 846 01:06:04.506 --> 01:06:05.598 Goodnight. 847 01:06:08.944 --> 01:06:10.502 Have you ever bunked school? 848 01:06:10.946 --> 01:06:12.243 Have you gone crazy? 849 01:06:13.048 --> 01:06:16.540 lf l can stay at your house, why can't you stay at mine? 850 01:06:28.530 --> 01:06:29.792 No, no, no. 851 01:06:58.126 --> 01:07:01.357 Ri, l'm feeling really weird. l'm just going to stay in a hotel. 852 01:07:01.496 --> 01:07:02.724 Have you gone mad? 853 01:07:02.831 --> 01:07:04.264 Exactly. What am l doing? 854 01:07:04.333 --> 01:07:05.823 You're on holiday with me. 855 01:07:06.668 --> 01:07:08.067 No no... l'm going home. 856 01:07:08.837 --> 01:07:09.997 Will you drop me to Peddar Road? 857 01:07:11.606 --> 01:07:12.868 l'll make up some excuse. 858 01:07:13.108 --> 01:07:14.234 The company's sent me. 859 01:07:14.309 --> 01:07:15.776 Shhhhhh! - For research. 860 01:07:16.878 --> 01:07:18.277 What are your parents going to think? 861 01:07:18.347 --> 01:07:20.076 Relax. They're very chilled out. They got a little hyper.. 862 01:07:20.148 --> 01:07:22.048 ..when they found about our drunken marriage but... 863 01:07:22.884 --> 01:07:23.976 - Excuse me? They know? 864 01:07:24.086 --> 01:07:26.020 Obviously and they also know we're getting it annulled. 865 01:07:26.088 --> 01:07:27.180 Riana. 866 01:07:27.255 --> 01:07:28.654 Dad. - Baby... 867 01:07:28.757 --> 01:07:29.951 Baby... - How are you? 868 01:07:31.093 --> 01:07:32.321 Dad, meet Rahul. 869 01:07:32.394 --> 01:07:35.761 Ohhhh! Son-in-law. 870 01:07:36.465 --> 01:07:37.693 Hope you're not drunk right now? 871 01:07:37.933 --> 01:07:39.594 Sorry Sir... l -... Dad, stop it. 872 01:07:39.668 --> 01:07:43.399 Ri... Ri... Ri... Hi, baby, hi. 873 01:07:43.472 --> 01:07:44.564 How are you? 874 01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:47.836 Sherry. - Aunty l'm... really scared of dogs. 875 01:07:47.976 --> 01:07:48.237 l'm - l'm really scared of dogs. 876 01:07:49.111 --> 01:07:50.703 No no, don't worry he won't do anything. 877 01:07:50.779 --> 01:07:53.111 Don't be scared. Just tickle his balls. 878 01:07:53.181 --> 01:07:54.307 Cheee Phil. 879 01:07:54.916 --> 01:07:56.406 Phil help him. 880 01:07:56.485 --> 01:07:58.214 Help him. Come, Rahul... come upstairs. 881 01:07:58.286 --> 01:07:59.446 Don't be afraid. 882 01:08:03.892 --> 01:08:07.589 Sorry Rahul, l haven't been able to train him properly. 883 01:08:07.662 --> 01:08:09.493 No it's okay. He's a very cute dog. 884 01:08:10.198 --> 01:08:11.927 l'm talking about Phil. - Home sweet home. 885 01:08:12.033 --> 01:08:13.967 Have you carried rocks in this bag? 886 01:08:14.069 --> 01:08:15.400 Phil come on. Help him 887 01:08:15.504 --> 01:08:17.404 Where's granny? - She's upstairs. 888 01:08:17.572 --> 01:08:19.938 Allow me sir, to carry it. 889 01:08:20.041 --> 01:08:23.568 Sherry... Sherry - Sherry. 890 01:08:23.645 --> 01:08:24.737 Come, Rahul. 891 01:08:25.881 --> 01:08:27.439 There's a slight problem. 892 01:08:27.516 --> 01:08:28.676 l hope you don't mind. 893 01:08:29.217 --> 01:08:31.777 The guest bedroom's under renovation right now. 894 01:08:31.953 --> 01:08:36.686 So we thought you can sleep between Nicole and me. 895 01:08:36.925 --> 01:08:38.950 Ya? 896 01:08:39.895 --> 01:08:41.920 What? You want to sleep in Riana's room? 897 01:08:42.030 --> 01:08:43.429 No no. - So that's fine with you right? 898 01:08:43.799 --> 01:08:46.893 The three of us can cuddle up together. 899 01:08:47.702 --> 01:08:49.465 No problem? - No. 900 01:08:50.272 --> 01:08:51.398 Joking! 901 01:08:51.873 --> 01:08:53.363 Dad! - Ohhh! 902 01:08:54.676 --> 01:08:55.768 Sorry, Rahul. 903 01:08:56.411 --> 01:08:58.379 Until now you thought l was the crazy one. 904 01:08:58.480 --> 01:09:00.539 But welcome to the mad house. 905 01:09:01.216 --> 01:09:03.684 Come on, dad. - Something's burning in the oven. - Coming. 906 01:09:04.052 --> 01:09:06.179 Damn! We'll have to eat burnt food again today. 907 01:09:08.657 --> 01:09:09.954 He's a sweet guy 908 01:09:10.992 --> 01:09:12.960 Yup he is. 909 01:09:14.463 --> 01:09:17.523 So... are you guys dating now? 910 01:09:18.099 --> 01:09:19.191 No. 911 01:09:19.534 --> 01:09:20.626 Have you slept with him? 912 01:09:20.702 --> 01:09:23.136 Phil she just said they're friends. - Dad! 913 01:09:23.205 --> 01:09:25.196 Just checking you know. 914 01:09:26.274 --> 01:09:27.366 l'm your father after all. 915 01:09:27.476 --> 01:09:28.534 He's a sweet guy. 916 01:09:28.877 --> 01:09:31.175 He needed a break, so l got him along. 917 01:09:32.414 --> 01:09:33.676 l think he likes her. 918 01:09:33.748 --> 01:09:35.272 l think l like him. 919 01:09:35.350 --> 01:09:36.476 He's rich. 920 01:09:38.186 --> 01:09:39.585 We're just friends 921 01:09:40.922 --> 01:09:42.219 Ya! friends - Ri! 922 01:09:42.324 --> 01:09:44.383 Steffy! - Hi... - Hi. 923 01:09:46.695 --> 01:09:48.026 How are you? - How are you? 924 01:09:48.096 --> 01:09:49.154 Hi baby. 925 01:09:49.631 --> 01:09:51.622 Hi baby. - Hi mom. 926 01:09:53.935 --> 01:09:55.129 lf only you had given me a heads up, 927 01:09:55.203 --> 01:09:56.670 l would have bought you a pair of pregnancy jeans too. 928 01:09:56.771 --> 01:09:59.137 Shut up! l've been on vacation. lt's just some holiday weight. 929 01:09:59.307 --> 01:10:00.968 Seems like it was a rather heavy holiday. 930 01:10:01.076 --> 01:10:02.600 lt's so lovely seeing you again Ri. 931 01:10:05.280 --> 01:10:07.407 And... why are you so damn decked up? 932 01:10:07.749 --> 01:10:08.943 Okay now don't freak out. 933 01:10:09.050 --> 01:10:10.210 We're all going to the gymkhana. 934 01:10:10.318 --> 01:10:12.218 No! l've cooked us dinner. 935 01:10:12.287 --> 01:10:14.687 And l've just come. l'm so tired. 936 01:10:14.756 --> 01:10:16.246 She's so tired Steff. 937 01:10:16.324 --> 01:10:17.723 She's walked all the way back from America. 938 01:10:17.792 --> 01:10:18.918 l don't want to come. 939 01:10:18.994 --> 01:10:21.428 l hate being amongst those oldies. 940 01:10:22.397 --> 01:10:23.830 Dad, in a couple of years.. 941 01:10:23.899 --> 01:10:25.457 ..you're going to be part of the same category. 942 01:10:26.501 --> 01:10:29.061 Come on, let's go. - Alright. Let's go. 943 01:10:29.571 --> 01:10:33.302 But -... with my son-in-law. 944 01:10:33.408 --> 01:10:35.342 Ohhhhh! - Dad, behave! 945 01:10:35.710 --> 01:10:37.575 l forgot, Rahul's here. 946 01:10:37.646 --> 01:10:38.738 Where's granny? 947 01:10:45.186 --> 01:10:46.551 Oh Jesus! 948 01:10:47.422 --> 01:10:49.049 Shameless boy. 949 01:10:49.224 --> 01:10:50.350 What is your name? 950 01:10:50.792 --> 01:10:52.453 Ummm - Rahul. 951 01:10:52.661 --> 01:10:54.288 The T.V. 's on. 952 01:10:54.863 --> 01:10:56.763 Amitabh can see you. 953 01:10:57.766 --> 01:10:58.892 What a shame! 954 01:10:59.367 --> 01:11:01.835 Granny... granny... granny... - Bloody fool. 955 01:11:01.903 --> 01:11:03.427 Hi! l'm Steff. 956 01:11:03.505 --> 01:11:05.234 Sorry. Granny has a bit of a problem. 957 01:11:05.307 --> 01:11:07.605 Granny, you come with me. Come... come - come along. 958 01:11:09.644 --> 01:11:12.272 Come... come - come along. 959 01:11:12.380 --> 01:11:14.041 Where are you going? - l'm just checking him out. 960 01:11:14.282 --> 01:11:15.374 He's not that cute! 961 01:11:16.017 --> 01:11:17.143 Hi! - Hi! 962 01:11:17.218 --> 01:11:18.685 Looking sharp. - Thanks 963 01:11:19.487 --> 01:11:21.216 l'm... l'm Karan. 964 01:11:22.958 --> 01:11:24.550 Come on get ready... We're all heading out. 965 01:11:25.427 --> 01:11:26.519 Ya. 966 01:11:29.264 --> 01:11:31.732 Ri, get your husband ready. 967 01:11:34.703 --> 01:11:40.699 10, 9, 8, 7,6,5... 968 01:11:40.775 --> 01:11:44.370 4,3,2,1... 969 01:11:44.980 --> 01:11:46.845 Happy New Year! 970 01:11:49.517 --> 01:11:52.077 Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! 971 01:11:52.454 --> 01:11:53.944 Happy New Year darling. 972 01:11:54.823 --> 01:11:59.021 Happy New Year. - Steffy... Steffy... be careful! 973 01:11:59.227 --> 01:12:02.196 The last time he got drunk, he ended up marrying Riana. 974 01:12:03.164 --> 01:12:04.791 Rahul, ignore him please. 975 01:12:05.133 --> 01:12:06.964 Stop it Phil, sit down, 976 01:12:18.546 --> 01:12:20.980 Alright, alright! Who wants to dance? 977 01:12:21.316 --> 01:12:22.442 Dance? 978 01:12:22.517 --> 01:12:25.077 l'm going to dance from my seat. The Punjabi belly dance! 979 01:12:25.186 --> 01:12:28.121 How boring. - Hey come on Rahul, let's dance. 980 01:12:28.189 --> 01:12:29.679 No Sir. l don't... 981 01:12:30.225 --> 01:12:32.887 Come on - come on... You're family now, don't be shy. 982 01:12:32.961 --> 01:12:35.054 Auntyji! lt's my favourite song! 983 01:16:44.913 --> 01:16:46.881 Bye baby -bye dad, bye mom. - Goodnight. 984 01:16:49.550 --> 01:16:51.313 Phil, come on. Let's go. 985 01:16:51.386 --> 01:16:52.546 Wake up, mumma. 986 01:16:52.921 --> 01:16:55.651 l didn't know you had such a fun side hidden... 987 01:16:55.723 --> 01:16:57.122 ...behind your boring personality. 988 01:16:57.525 --> 01:16:59.254 Actually, neither did l. 989 01:16:59.928 --> 01:17:02.658 You move your bum pretty well on the dance floor. 990 01:17:03.331 --> 01:17:05.424 You're not half as bad yourself. 991 01:17:06.935 --> 01:17:09.733 Five on ten? Five and a half? 992 01:17:18.313 --> 01:17:19.473 A perfect ten. 993 01:17:22.083 --> 01:17:24.074 Eh idiot! That's mine. 994 01:17:24.986 --> 01:17:26.112 Sorry Aunty. 995 01:17:58.519 --> 01:18:01.488 Hello Mom, Happy New Year. 996 01:18:01.589 --> 01:18:02.851 Thank you my darling. 997 01:18:02.924 --> 01:18:04.892 Same to you my baby. 998 01:18:06.627 --> 01:18:08.458 Where have you been? 999 01:18:09.297 --> 01:18:10.855 l've been calling you for the past two days. 1000 01:18:10.932 --> 01:18:14.925 l'm sorry.. l.. l was at work. 1001 01:18:15.003 --> 01:18:18.234 l wish this year, you had been with us for New Years. 1002 01:18:18.306 --> 01:18:20.604 l wish l was there too. 1003 01:18:20.708 --> 01:18:22.232 How was your New Years? 1004 01:18:22.310 --> 01:18:24.540 lt was fantastic. You know... 1005 01:18:24.645 --> 01:18:29.139 The Shah's threw a party for the Bulani's and everybody was there. 1006 01:18:29.250 --> 01:18:30.376 Rahul... 1007 01:18:30.451 --> 01:18:32.419 Shhhh shhhh shhhh! 1008 01:18:32.954 --> 01:18:36.082 Actually mom l got to be somewhere. 1009 01:18:36.190 --> 01:18:37.316 l'll see you soon. Okay? 1010 01:18:37.392 --> 01:18:38.518 See me? 1011 01:18:38.593 --> 01:18:40.720 l mean l'll... l'll call you soon. 1012 01:18:40.795 --> 01:18:41.955 Bye mom. 1013 01:18:43.164 --> 01:18:44.893 You're going to get me killed. - Sorry! 1014 01:18:45.266 --> 01:18:46.358 Where are we going? 1015 01:18:46.434 --> 01:18:47.560 School. 1016 01:18:47.668 --> 01:18:48.794 School? 1017 01:18:48.870 --> 01:18:50.098 Come on. 1018 01:18:51.606 --> 01:18:52.732 l love this place. 1019 01:18:52.807 --> 01:18:54.707 lt's my favorite! 1020 01:18:54.809 --> 01:18:56.800 l wish l never had to leave. 1021 01:18:56.878 --> 01:18:58.505 We must be the first people in the world.. 1022 01:18:58.613 --> 01:19:00.103 ..who've come to school on a holiday. 1023 01:19:00.181 --> 01:19:02.012 Shut up! Come. 1024 01:19:02.450 --> 01:19:05.510 This is where my super hot boyfriend played basketball... 1025 01:19:06.020 --> 01:19:08.420 ...while all the girls stared at him. 1026 01:19:08.489 --> 01:19:10.480 Really? l'm sure he dumped you for.. 1027 01:19:10.591 --> 01:19:12.115 ..one of those very same girls. 1028 01:19:13.361 --> 01:19:14.623 Very smart. 1029 01:19:14.729 --> 01:19:16.492 This is cool. - Are they real? 1030 01:19:16.564 --> 01:19:17.758 Maybe. 1031 01:19:18.533 --> 01:19:21.434 All my school had was books and strict teachers. 1032 01:19:22.837 --> 01:19:25.101 This library was more famous for holding hands under the table... 1033 01:19:25.173 --> 01:19:27.869 ...than reading books on the table. 1034 01:19:28.276 --> 01:19:30.972 My boyfriend and me used to sit on that table. 1035 01:19:31.479 --> 01:19:33.242 Only hands? Not... 1036 01:19:34.949 --> 01:19:36.541 This is my school hall.. 1037 01:19:36.651 --> 01:19:38.118 ..where l performed for the last time... 1038 01:19:38.186 --> 01:19:40.051 ...before l had my accident. 1039 01:19:40.688 --> 01:19:42.588 lt's beautiful. - lsn't it? 1040 01:19:43.024 --> 01:19:45.891 l was eight years old when l performed here for the first time. 1041 01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:47.154 Right there. 1042 01:19:48.830 --> 01:19:51.390 And l know it's cheesy but right from... 1043 01:19:51.466 --> 01:19:53.263 ...that moment l knew l only wanted to be a dancer. 1044 01:19:54.435 --> 01:19:55.993 You miss this stage a lot don't you? 1045 01:19:58.406 --> 01:19:59.464 Sometimes. 1046 01:20:00.408 --> 01:20:02.069 l'm sure this stage misses you too. 1047 01:20:03.978 --> 01:20:05.138 Shut up! 1048 01:20:05.613 --> 01:20:06.978 You're quite talented. 1049 01:20:07.815 --> 01:20:09.146 Stop pulling my leg. 1050 01:20:09.217 --> 01:20:11.276 l'm not pulling your leg. l'm serious. 1051 01:20:11.385 --> 01:20:12.511 You were a ballet dancer. 1052 01:20:13.020 --> 01:20:14.612 Wanted to become an architect. 1053 01:20:16.090 --> 01:20:17.990 You're a stylist and look at me. 1054 01:20:18.092 --> 01:20:20.492 l'm so... so... 1055 01:20:21.362 --> 01:20:22.556 So what? 1056 01:20:22.997 --> 01:20:24.123 Average. 1057 01:20:24.832 --> 01:20:25.992 Are you crazy? 1058 01:20:26.367 --> 01:20:27.766 That's you're best quality. 1059 01:20:27.835 --> 01:20:28.995 That l'm average? 1060 01:20:29.103 --> 01:20:30.627 What kind of a backhanded compliment is that? 1061 01:20:31.105 --> 01:20:33.801 See, l've dated lots of men. 1062 01:20:34.509 --> 01:20:37.307 Some had great taste in music, but didn't read. 1063 01:20:37.678 --> 01:20:40.112 Those who read, were really boring. 1064 01:20:40.214 --> 01:20:41.977 And those who were even slightly interesting had... 1065 01:20:42.617 --> 01:20:44.881 ...really long beards. 1066 01:20:45.253 --> 01:20:47.721 Some had a drinking problem... some... Ri! Come to the point. 1067 01:20:49.891 --> 01:20:53.327 The point my friend is that you don't do anything in excess. 1068 01:20:53.794 --> 01:20:56.228 And that's a quality that's truly rare. 1069 01:20:57.565 --> 01:21:00.261 You, are perfectly average. 1070 01:21:01.235 --> 01:21:02.361 Average? 1071 01:21:02.470 --> 01:21:03.528 Yes! 1072 01:21:05.306 --> 01:21:06.466 l'm average. 1073 01:21:07.842 --> 01:21:09.139 l'm perfectly average. 1074 01:21:09.944 --> 01:21:11.844 l like that! Thank you. 1075 01:21:15.550 --> 01:21:16.949 Should l show you a secret place? 1076 01:21:25.159 --> 01:21:26.285 What is this? 1077 01:21:27.128 --> 01:21:29.096 My school's kissing spot. 1078 01:21:30.164 --> 01:21:32.564 Couples used to sneak in here all the time. 1079 01:21:36.804 --> 01:21:37.896 And you? 1080 01:21:38.306 --> 01:21:39.466 Obviously. 1081 01:21:39.874 --> 01:21:43.332 My best friend Amu kept a watch on the teachers from up there. 1082 01:21:44.712 --> 01:21:46.202 l had my first kiss here. 1083 01:21:50.651 --> 01:21:51.777 Thank you, Ri! 1084 01:21:55.890 --> 01:21:57.050 For changing my life. 1085 01:22:00.795 --> 01:22:03.662 Rahul! What was that? 1086 01:22:07.235 --> 01:22:08.361 What was that as in? 1087 01:22:10.705 --> 01:22:11.831 You like me, right? 1088 01:22:12.173 --> 01:22:14.038 No - l mean... Ri, don't joke around. 1089 01:22:14.108 --> 01:22:18.044 Yes.. but not that way. 1090 01:22:21.048 --> 01:22:22.140 So then, what are we doing out here? 1091 01:22:22.250 --> 01:22:26.152 Rahul, l was just... - Shit! Oh Shit! 1092 01:22:26.254 --> 01:22:27.881 Rahul! Hold on a second. Listen to me. 1093 01:22:27.989 --> 01:22:33.188 Rahul. Rahul, listen to me. 1094 01:22:33.294 --> 01:22:34.955 So what? You made a mistake. 1095 01:22:37.231 --> 01:22:39.791 l made a mistake? l made a mistake? 1096 01:22:40.201 --> 01:22:41.964 Yes... but why are you screaming? 1097 01:22:42.403 --> 01:22:44.200 Stuff like this happens between friends. 1098 01:22:44.805 --> 01:22:45.931 What happens Ri? 1099 01:22:46.040 --> 01:22:48.338 Do friends start giving each other wrong hints? - What? 1100 01:22:48.809 --> 01:22:50.504 Don't be so innocent, Ri. - What hint? 1101 01:22:50.945 --> 01:22:52.879 Did you take me to the kissing spot to watch a film? 1102 01:22:54.882 --> 01:22:57.407 l was showing you my school, God damn it! 1103 01:22:57.885 --> 01:23:00.945 And if you misunderstood, how is that my fault? 1104 01:23:01.022 --> 01:23:02.182 lt's all my fault. 1105 01:23:02.256 --> 01:23:04.087 Seven days ago, l didn't even know you... 1106 01:23:04.158 --> 01:23:05.921 ...and today you want to change everything about me... 1107 01:23:06.027 --> 01:23:08.894 ...my mindset, my attitude... Even my stupid hairstyle. 1108 01:23:08.963 --> 01:23:11.090 What am l supposed to make of that? Of course you don't like me! 1109 01:23:11.165 --> 01:23:14.828 l like you. But as a friend. 1110 01:23:14.935 --> 01:23:16.800 Bull shit Ri! You led me on. 1111 01:23:16.871 --> 01:23:19.339 You just wanted me to run after you. 1112 01:23:19.707 --> 01:23:21.971 You should feel happy now. l followed you all the way to lndia. 1113 01:23:22.043 --> 01:23:24.170 Why are you misunderstanding everything, Rahul? 1114 01:23:24.245 --> 01:23:26.440 You know what! Thank God l've finally understood... 1115 01:23:26.514 --> 01:23:27.674 ...what you're all about. 1116 01:23:28.049 --> 01:23:29.516 You know what... just forget it. 1117 01:23:30.618 --> 01:23:31.710 Rahul... 1118 01:23:51.439 --> 01:23:52.565 Stop! 1119 01:23:52.673 --> 01:23:54.834 Rahul! Rahul! 1120 01:23:58.045 --> 01:24:01.811 Rahul, what are you doing here? 1121 01:24:02.650 --> 01:24:03.742 l was coming home. 1122 01:24:04.051 --> 01:24:06.485 But what are you doing in lndia? - ls everything okay? 1123 01:24:11.258 --> 01:24:12.350 Mom. 1124 01:24:13.494 --> 01:24:14.688 Mom, let me explain to you 1125 01:24:14.962 --> 01:24:16.725 She's a colleague of mine, Riana. 1126 01:24:16.831 --> 01:24:17.923 Riana, Mom. 1127 01:24:18.466 --> 01:24:19.558 Hello Ma'am. 1128 01:24:20.034 --> 01:24:22.628 Mom we've come to lndia for a research project. 1129 01:24:23.838 --> 01:24:26.398 Don't you remember l called you and told you that l'll see you soon? 1130 01:24:28.576 --> 01:24:29.838 l just landed this morning, mom. 1131 01:24:30.544 --> 01:24:32.239 l was going to come home after the site visit. 1132 01:24:34.281 --> 01:24:35.407 lt's a surprise. 1133 01:24:37.485 --> 01:24:38.611 Happy New Year 1134 01:24:39.286 --> 01:24:40.446 l love you. 1135 01:24:41.555 --> 01:24:43.250 Oh! My baby. 1136 01:24:44.225 --> 01:24:46.125 l nearly died in those five seconds. 1137 01:24:46.193 --> 01:24:48.184 Don't you ever do that to me again. 1138 01:24:48.662 --> 01:24:50.823 Now come on let's go home and have some lunch. 1139 01:24:50.898 --> 01:24:52.058 We'll call dad as well. 1140 01:24:52.733 --> 01:24:53.825 Do join us. 1141 01:24:55.770 --> 01:24:57.397 Do join us. Come, come. 1142 01:25:17.224 --> 01:25:19.249 Oooooh! What a wonderful surprise. 1143 01:25:19.860 --> 01:25:22.294 l should've understood your hint when you called. 1144 01:25:22.563 --> 01:25:23.621 How foolish of me. 1145 01:25:24.665 --> 01:25:28.123 So, since when have the two of you been working together? 1146 01:25:30.070 --> 01:25:31.560 lt's been a year. 1147 01:25:31.839 --> 01:25:32.965 A year? 1148 01:25:33.774 --> 01:25:36.743 What's this project you've come down for? 1149 01:25:39.180 --> 01:25:40.841 Research. - Research? 1150 01:25:42.049 --> 01:25:43.243 On micro housing. 1151 01:25:43.317 --> 01:25:46.878 Marshall and Fox want to invest in the lndian market so... 1152 01:25:47.121 --> 01:25:49.021 Which company do they plan on collaborating with? 1153 01:25:52.059 --> 01:25:53.651 Don't you feel he should have been... 1154 01:25:53.727 --> 01:25:56.855 ...a CBl official instead of a businessman? 1155 01:26:00.801 --> 01:26:05.500 Baby, chew your food. Don't swallow. Thirty two times. 1156 01:26:08.909 --> 01:26:10.570 What kind of a haircut are you sporting? 1157 01:26:10.811 --> 01:26:13.871 lt looks like someone's electrocuted the poor fellow. 1158 01:26:13.948 --> 01:26:15.040 Right? 1159 01:26:15.349 --> 01:26:17.340 lt's certainly not Vidal Sassoon. 1160 01:26:19.386 --> 01:26:22.446 Umm - we should be leaving. 1161 01:26:22.523 --> 01:26:23.751 l've got a site visit reminder. 1162 01:26:24.492 --> 01:26:27.791 l'm going for a meeting. Can l give you two a lift? 1163 01:26:29.697 --> 01:26:31.756 No thanks dad. l'll drive. 1164 01:26:42.409 --> 01:26:43.535 Nice. 1165 01:26:44.979 --> 01:26:47.846 So everything that happened between us was only as friends? 1166 01:26:49.216 --> 01:26:50.877 What has happened between us Rahul? 1167 01:26:52.119 --> 01:26:53.643 When you asked me to come to lndia with you, 1168 01:26:53.721 --> 01:26:55.382 you did it as a friend? 1169 01:26:55.990 --> 01:26:59.517 Of course! You needed a break. 1170 01:27:00.494 --> 01:27:03.224 You've done so much for me, l just wanted to ... 1171 01:27:03.297 --> 01:27:04.389 You were returning a favour? 1172 01:27:08.435 --> 01:27:09.493 No. 1173 01:27:14.108 --> 01:27:18.067 Rahul, l never meant to mislead you. 1174 01:27:19.513 --> 01:27:20.946 l just wanted to take care of you. 1175 01:27:21.015 --> 01:27:24.109 l can take care of myself, Riana. l'm twenty-five years old 1176 01:27:26.754 --> 01:27:28.551 And you still lie to your parents. 1177 01:27:32.192 --> 01:27:33.318 Thank you. 1178 01:28:06.126 --> 01:28:07.252 Mom 1179 01:28:07.561 --> 01:28:08.960 Hello baby. 1180 01:28:09.263 --> 01:28:10.628 How was the site visit? 1181 01:28:11.899 --> 01:28:15.801 lt was okay. Umm.. mom, l want to tell you something. 1182 01:28:17.104 --> 01:28:18.537 Of course. Sure. 1183 01:28:24.311 --> 01:28:25.437 The thing is l ... 1184 01:28:25.512 --> 01:28:27.070 First you tell me, 1185 01:28:27.181 --> 01:28:28.671 This nail polish or this one? 1186 01:28:30.217 --> 01:28:31.343 This one right? 1187 01:28:31.986 --> 01:28:33.647 This is so average. 1188 01:28:33.954 --> 01:28:35.945 l like to be unique. Don't you? 1189 01:28:37.858 --> 01:28:39.018 No mom ... - Oh. 1190 01:28:39.760 --> 01:28:41.022 Look who's here. 1191 01:28:41.261 --> 01:28:42.387 Mr. surprise. 1192 01:28:44.231 --> 01:28:45.357 When are you heading back? 1193 01:28:47.368 --> 01:28:50.098 Umm.. on the fifth. 1194 01:28:50.404 --> 01:28:51.530 The fifth? That's good. 1195 01:28:51.605 --> 01:28:58.875 Because l feel Bulani's and Shah's will lock the deal this week. 1196 01:28:58.979 --> 01:29:00.469 So l am thinking of inviting them... 1197 01:29:01.181 --> 01:29:03.672 ...for dinner on the fourth to seal the deal. You know! 1198 01:29:04.251 --> 01:29:05.775 Will their wives be there as well? 1199 01:29:08.589 --> 01:29:09.681 You're going to be there right? 1200 01:29:12.393 --> 01:29:13.485 What were you telling me? 1201 01:29:13.560 --> 01:29:14.652 Umm.. 1202 01:29:15.262 --> 01:29:16.388 Surprise us. 1203 01:29:20.167 --> 01:29:23.796 No. Nothing important. 1204 01:30:50.324 --> 01:30:52.189 Why is life so complicated mom? 1205 01:30:52.493 --> 01:30:54.757 lt is going to be okay. 1206 01:30:55.129 --> 01:30:56.255 l can't believe it. 1207 01:30:57.898 --> 01:31:01.527 You understood his feelings before l did. 1208 01:32:40.300 --> 01:32:41.494 Hello Rahul. 1209 01:32:44.004 --> 01:32:45.130 Which one? 1210 01:32:45.572 --> 01:32:48.973 Umm .. it doesn't matter. 1211 01:32:55.015 --> 01:32:56.209 Rahul. 1212 01:32:58.185 --> 01:33:01.484 You know how important this deal is for the both of us. Right? 1213 01:33:05.359 --> 01:33:12.697 You can't even imagine the kind of kick-start your career would get. 1214 01:33:15.035 --> 01:33:16.662 l've worked very hard for this Rahul. 1215 01:33:18.338 --> 01:33:19.566 One more thing ... 1216 01:33:21.008 --> 01:33:24.409 Mr. Shah will talk to you about Mr. Hathiramani's daughter. 1217 01:33:25.779 --> 01:33:27.542 There's no hurry. 1218 01:33:28.649 --> 01:33:29.775 Take your time. 1219 01:33:31.184 --> 01:33:32.617 lt's also very important 1220 01:33:35.756 --> 01:33:36.916 You're looking nice. 1221 01:34:27.908 --> 01:34:29.603 Oh! l have to tell you, 1222 01:34:30.043 --> 01:34:34.309 Mr. Bulani had taken us to see the Opera at Ceaser's Palace. 1223 01:34:35.649 --> 01:34:36.775 lt was absolutely wonderful. 1224 01:34:36.850 --> 01:34:38.340 lt was awesome. 1225 01:34:40.220 --> 01:34:43.417 l bought the top ten classical CD at the airport itself. 1226 01:34:43.890 --> 01:34:45.482 The Mozzart, beautiful. 1227 01:34:46.393 --> 01:34:47.860 Honey, it was Bethoven 1228 01:34:50.330 --> 01:34:51.490 Eat you dinner darling. 1229 01:34:52.899 --> 01:34:53.991 Rahul my boy. 1230 01:34:54.468 --> 01:34:55.935 What's the matter? You look sad. 1231 01:34:56.470 --> 01:34:58.461 lt looks like you haven't eaten pizza for a while! 1232 01:34:59.106 --> 01:35:00.198 Pizza? 1233 01:35:00.307 --> 01:35:02.002 lt's our own little joke. 1234 01:35:03.577 --> 01:35:05.909 Looks like you haven't been taking my advice. 1235 01:35:06.146 --> 01:35:07.272 lmpossible! 1236 01:35:07.381 --> 01:35:10.043 lf he doesn't listen to you guys, whom would he listen to? 1237 01:35:10.117 --> 01:35:13.348 Taking about advice, Mrs. Kapoor, the market's down. 1238 01:35:13.854 --> 01:35:15.981 lt's the right time to invest in diamonds. 1239 01:35:16.089 --> 01:35:18.990 Aah! Great minds think alike Mr. Shah. 1240 01:35:19.726 --> 01:35:21.717 Darling, show them the finger. 1241 01:35:24.097 --> 01:35:25.257 Come on. 1242 01:35:29.503 --> 01:35:30.629 Tiffany's? 1243 01:35:30.737 --> 01:35:31.999 Oh! that's such a beautiful rock. 1244 01:35:32.072 --> 01:35:34.336 lt's a big rock, just like my big .. 1245 01:35:36.977 --> 01:35:40.174 Sorry. Sorry. Non veg jokes not allowed. 1246 01:35:40.247 --> 01:35:42.181 Mr. Bulani's got a great sense of humor. 1247 01:35:46.353 --> 01:35:48.378 Well Rahul, l've got some advice for you too. 1248 01:35:48.755 --> 01:35:51.417 Before you leave, you should meet Sukhmani Hathiramani. 1249 01:35:51.491 --> 01:35:53.254 Mr. Hathiramani's looking for good suitor. 1250 01:35:53.493 --> 01:35:55.552 lt's a good idea. lt'll be great for the business. 1251 01:35:55.662 --> 01:35:56.856 Absolutely. l mean he's very keen on meeting her. 1252 01:35:56.963 --> 01:35:59.898 lnfact it's about time my son got married. 1253 01:36:01.168 --> 01:36:03.329 And Rahul my boy, l'll give you a few tips after... 1254 01:36:03.403 --> 01:36:05.894 ...which she won't look at any other man apart from you. 1255 01:36:06.907 --> 01:36:10.035 Gone are those days... thanks to my wife... 1256 01:36:10.143 --> 01:36:11.576 ...she can't take her hands off me. 1257 01:36:12.946 --> 01:36:15.915 For her it's all about loving her husband, if you know what l mean. 1258 01:36:15.982 --> 01:36:17.108 Ouchhhhhh! 1259 01:36:18.218 --> 01:36:19.446 What happened? - What happened? 1260 01:36:19.519 --> 01:36:22.818 l think Mrs. Bulani got a cramp in her hand. Right? 1261 01:36:23.390 --> 01:36:24.482 l did not. 1262 01:36:24.558 --> 01:36:26.219 A cramp? ln her hand? 1263 01:36:27.661 --> 01:36:29.322 Get some ice please. lce. 1264 01:36:29.429 --> 01:36:30.521 Would you like some ice? - No. 1265 01:36:31.565 --> 01:36:33.362 Use my hanky? - l'm fine! 1266 01:36:37.404 --> 01:36:38.496 Mr. Shah ... 1267 01:36:39.473 --> 01:36:42.237 Rahul's really excited about our partnership. 1268 01:36:42.309 --> 01:36:43.833 We were talking about it yesterday itself. 1269 01:36:43.910 --> 01:36:45.207 He has some wonderful ideas. 1270 01:36:45.312 --> 01:36:46.404 Rahul... - Oh really. 1271 01:36:46.513 --> 01:36:48.242 Actually he's come down for a very big project... 1272 01:36:48.315 --> 01:36:50.180 ...commissioned by Marshall and Fox in lndia. 1273 01:36:50.250 --> 01:36:51.717 Rahul tell them about the whole micro housing project... 1274 01:36:51.785 --> 01:36:53.309 ...that ... come on tell us Rahul .. 1275 01:36:53.386 --> 01:36:54.512 lt's a lie dad. 1276 01:36:54.955 --> 01:36:56.081 Sorry. 1277 01:36:58.959 --> 01:37:00.119 A lie! 1278 01:37:07.367 --> 01:37:08.493 What do you mean? 1279 01:37:08.568 --> 01:37:09.660 What are you saying Rahul? 1280 01:37:11.338 --> 01:37:13.431 What l'm saying dad is that l lost my job. 1281 01:37:14.841 --> 01:37:16.832 Not just that, after you guys left Vegas, 1282 01:37:16.910 --> 01:37:19.504 l got so hammered one night, that l ended up getting married. 1283 01:37:20.147 --> 01:37:21.239 Married? 1284 01:37:21.348 --> 01:37:22.576 Married? - To whom? 1285 01:37:22.682 --> 01:37:24.274 Married? - To whom? 1286 01:37:29.256 --> 01:37:30.348 To Riana. 1287 01:37:30.991 --> 01:37:32.117 Your colleague? 1288 01:37:32.392 --> 01:37:33.586 Actually dad, l lied about that too. 1289 01:37:33.693 --> 01:37:35.888 She's not my colleague, she's a hairstylist. 1290 01:37:35.962 --> 01:37:40.331 Oh God! A Barber. - What! You married a hairdresser? 1291 01:37:40.567 --> 01:37:42.034 l mean .. Oh my God! 1292 01:37:42.669 --> 01:37:44.330 Mom, we're getting the marriage annulled. 1293 01:37:44.437 --> 01:37:45.529 Please don't over-react. 1294 01:37:46.640 --> 01:37:47.732 Divorce? 1295 01:37:48.608 --> 01:37:50.735 You're getting divorced! - lt's not a divorce... 1296 01:37:53.313 --> 01:37:55.144 Everybody just please calm down. 1297 01:37:55.649 --> 01:37:57.617 lt's all in the past. He's had his fun. 1298 01:37:57.684 --> 01:38:00.517 Sweety, we'll find you a really nice girl. 1299 01:38:00.620 --> 01:38:01.985 Your mum's right. 1300 01:38:02.222 --> 01:38:04.349 You listen to me .. listen to me.. 1301 01:38:04.424 --> 01:38:07.985 Go meet Sukhmani Hathiramani tomorrow itself. 1302 01:38:08.061 --> 01:38:09.824 No matter what she's like, Let's face it... 1303 01:38:10.330 --> 01:38:11.456 ...she'll be better than a barber! 1304 01:38:11.531 --> 01:38:12.623 l mean, come on ya .. 1305 01:38:19.973 --> 01:38:21.065 Shut up! 1306 01:38:24.544 --> 01:38:26.011 You want to give me relationship advice? 1307 01:38:26.613 --> 01:38:28.171 Your wife was... - Rahul! Rahul! 1308 01:38:31.484 --> 01:38:32.610 ls this how you talk to a guest? 1309 01:38:34.020 --> 01:38:36.079 Excuse yourself and go outside, - l'm not going anywhere dad. 1310 01:38:36.389 --> 01:38:38.983 Go outside and get yourself some fresh air. 1311 01:38:39.059 --> 01:38:40.185 l'm not going anywhere dad. 1312 01:38:43.063 --> 01:38:49.798 Okay .. fine! We'll discuss this tomorrow. 1313 01:38:50.904 --> 01:38:52.269 When do we discuss anything dad? 1314 01:38:52.772 --> 01:38:54.637 You talk and l listen. That's not a discussion. 1315 01:38:54.741 --> 01:38:56.436 Rahul, is this how you talk to your elders? 1316 01:38:56.509 --> 01:38:58.409 Which elders are you talking about mom? You? 1317 01:38:58.712 --> 01:39:00.907 Who's been trying to look thirty-five for the past ten years... 1318 01:39:02.115 --> 01:39:04.413 ...or dad who's constantly trying to remind me... 1319 01:39:04.517 --> 01:39:05.643 ...that all l am is a failure. 1320 01:39:07.087 --> 01:39:08.850 Rahul, that's not fair. 1321 01:39:08.922 --> 01:39:10.389 That's not fair. Come on .. 1322 01:39:10.957 --> 01:39:12.584 Since the day you were born... 1323 01:39:12.692 --> 01:39:14.387 ...you've been given everything you asked for. 1324 01:39:14.461 --> 01:39:15.519 l asked for? 1325 01:39:15.595 --> 01:39:17.529 Dad, you've given me everything that you wanted to give me... 1326 01:39:17.597 --> 01:39:18.655 ...so that l would become just like you. 1327 01:39:18.732 --> 01:39:21.565 But l'm not you and l don't even want to be like you. l .. 1328 01:39:21.635 --> 01:39:23.159 l'll take care of him.. - Stop it. Stop it .. 1329 01:39:23.236 --> 01:39:24.601 l'll take care of him. 1330 01:39:24.704 --> 01:39:25.796 Are you crazy? lnstead of trying to take care of me... 1331 01:39:25.872 --> 01:39:26.964 ...why don't you take care of your wife? 1332 01:39:27.040 --> 01:39:28.507 She can't get her hands off me! - Dayna? 1333 01:39:28.842 --> 01:39:29.968 l did not. 1334 01:39:30.043 --> 01:39:31.806 Rahul behave... 1335 01:39:31.911 --> 01:39:33.378 How much more appropriately should l behave? 1336 01:39:33.446 --> 01:39:35.311 Wear ajacket, adjust your bow, spike your hair... 1337 01:39:35.382 --> 01:39:36.906 ...join the family business, use chopsticks ... 1338 01:39:36.983 --> 01:39:38.143 l'm tired! 1339 01:39:38.385 --> 01:39:40.410 lt's my life. And whether l eat with chopsticks... 1340 01:39:40.487 --> 01:39:42.648 ...a fork or my damn hands, it's my decision. 1341 01:39:42.722 --> 01:39:44.485 So just let me breathe. 1342 01:39:51.197 --> 01:39:52.994 What's wrong with using chopsticks? 1343 01:40:07.847 --> 01:40:09.075 Enjoy your dinner everyone. 1344 01:40:19.359 --> 01:40:20.451 What's wrong with you? 1345 01:40:20.727 --> 01:40:21.819 Stupid! 1346 01:40:50.423 --> 01:40:51.549 l'm sorry 1347 01:40:52.425 --> 01:40:54.393 Please Rahul, don't embarrass me. 1348 01:40:54.627 --> 01:40:56.857 No. Really, l am. 1349 01:40:59.099 --> 01:41:04.401 l'm so stupid, l always cross the line. 1350 01:41:07.607 --> 01:41:12.135 l'm really sorry that l hurt your feelings. 1351 01:41:13.046 --> 01:41:15.139 Ayyy ... cutie pie. 1352 01:41:16.916 --> 01:41:18.042 Hi granny. 1353 01:41:20.587 --> 01:41:21.747 Let's step outside. 1354 01:41:26.826 --> 01:41:28.316 Rahul, you're the one with whom 1355 01:41:28.661 --> 01:41:31.858 l can discuss my screwed up relationships. 1356 01:41:33.933 --> 01:41:38.063 l would never want to screw up our relationship. 1357 01:41:40.106 --> 01:41:42.336 As of now, l don't want to be with anyone. 1358 01:41:44.677 --> 01:41:47.703 Not even if it's as wonderful a person as you. 1359 01:41:49.449 --> 01:41:50.882 Another backhanded compliment. 1360 01:41:51.184 --> 01:41:54.415 No! l love you sooooo much Rahul. 1361 01:41:55.321 --> 01:41:56.413 Really. 1362 01:41:57.657 --> 01:41:59.056 But just as a friend. 1363 01:42:01.961 --> 01:42:03.553 That's where the problem lies. 1364 01:42:04.531 --> 01:42:08.228 l feel the love, you feel the friendship. 1365 01:42:08.701 --> 01:42:12.501 The only problem is that you've gone a step ahead of where l am. 1366 01:42:14.774 --> 01:42:16.935 All l have to do is pull you back. 1367 01:42:18.745 --> 01:42:20.178 Ri! lt's not that easy. 1368 01:42:22.048 --> 01:42:23.777 We can try, can't we? 1369 01:42:28.755 --> 01:42:31.519 You look so cute when you cry, it's tough to say no. 1370 01:42:34.694 --> 01:42:36.423 l'm really sorry l hurt you Rahul. 1371 01:42:40.133 --> 01:42:41.293 l really am. 1372 01:42:46.673 --> 01:42:50.939 First you sit so close to me and then you wonder why l get mislead. 1373 01:42:55.682 --> 01:42:56.808 Do you want a hug? 1374 01:43:20.073 --> 01:43:21.904 So your mom didn't send you to 1375 01:43:21.975 --> 01:43:23.465 Vidal Sassoon to change your electric shock haircut? 1376 01:43:26.346 --> 01:43:28.780 As of now, l'm the one who's shocked them. 1377 01:43:29.182 --> 01:43:30.274 What do you mean? 1378 01:43:35.221 --> 01:43:36.279 l told them. 1379 01:43:36.389 --> 01:43:37.583 No!!! 1380 01:43:38.491 --> 01:43:39.617 Everything. 1381 01:43:40.193 --> 01:43:42.354 About my job, our wedding and every habit of their's... 1382 01:43:43.329 --> 01:43:46.560 ...that annoys the hell out of me. 1383 01:43:47.967 --> 01:43:49.059 So now? 1384 01:43:49.936 --> 01:43:51.028 Now what? 1385 01:43:53.806 --> 01:43:56.570 l'm going to wear a tie of my own choice. 1386 01:43:58.111 --> 01:43:59.339 What fun. 1387 01:44:01.781 --> 01:44:03.442 l'm going to swallow my food as and when l want. 1388 01:44:04.551 --> 01:44:08.817 No baby! Chew your food, thirty two times. 1389 01:44:28.675 --> 01:44:32.270 There are those times in your life when you feel you can fly. 1390 01:44:33.046 --> 01:44:36.607 You feel there's something in the universe that's made just for you. 1391 01:44:37.317 --> 01:44:39.581 And that night was made just for me. 1392 01:44:45.425 --> 01:44:48.292 The morning after, turned out to be even more beautiful than... 1393 01:44:48.728 --> 01:44:49.854 ...l ever imagined it to be. 1394 01:44:51.397 --> 01:44:57.131 Aaaaaaaah... 1395 01:45:04.010 --> 01:45:07.309 ln retrospect, l do feel that maybe l said too much that night. 1396 01:45:08.147 --> 01:45:10.081 But l do hope, some day Mom and Dad understand me. 1397 01:45:12.251 --> 01:45:15.311 The next morning, we were in Vegas for the annulment 1398 01:45:16.155 --> 01:45:17.417 And for better or worse... 1399 01:45:17.957 --> 01:45:21.723 ...Riana and me are no longer husband and wife but just friends. 1400 01:45:22.662 --> 01:45:24.095 And since then she has been trying... 1401 01:45:24.163 --> 01:45:25.960 ...to hook me up with some girl or another. 1402 01:45:26.232 --> 01:45:29.224 She doesn't spare a chance... And it's really embarassing. 1403 01:45:33.573 --> 01:45:36.974 But l don't want to date anyone else because l really love her. 1404 01:45:39.512 --> 01:45:43.107 l don't seem to understand what she finds lacking in me. 1405 01:45:43.716 --> 01:45:45.308 Now l even have ajob... 1406 01:45:46.986 --> 01:45:50.979 lt may not be in the top 10 but l get time off for my photography 1407 01:45:51.290 --> 01:45:54.748 and obviously my favourite model... you know. 1408 01:45:56.329 --> 01:45:58.923 Well, sometimes l hope the future's better. 1409 01:46:00.066 --> 01:46:03.058 But then l realise that the present's not too bad either. 1410 01:46:03.670 --> 01:46:07.731 Life isn't perfect, but l am happy. l'm really happy 1411 01:46:08.274 --> 01:46:11.141 For the first time, l'm living life on my own terms. 1412 01:46:11.678 --> 01:46:15.876 As for Riana and me, we often cross the chapel where we got married 1413 01:46:16.149 --> 01:46:17.446 And l believe that... 1414 01:46:17.517 --> 01:46:21.419 ...someday l will convince her to get back in there and marry me.