1 00:00:28,042 --> 00:00:31,752 "Whether he's from India, or from Canada.." 2 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:33,462 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 3 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,250 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 4 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:38,832 "Whether he's simple, or he's smart." 5 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:40,825 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 6 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,205 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 7 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,880 "Whether he's from India, or from Canada.." 8 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:49,455 "Whether he's simple, or he's smart." 9 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:53,130 "This is what every girl says, and that's for sure.." 10 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,127 "The boy should be.." 11 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:57,247 "Happy.." 12 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:01,920 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 13 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:05,458 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 14 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:09,208 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 15 00:01:09,542 --> 00:01:11,002 "Happy go lucky..." 16 00:01:11,292 --> 00:01:13,252 "Happy go lucky..." 17 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:22,253 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 18 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:24,132 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 19 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:27,537 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 20 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:33,077 "He should buy her a new branded makeup kit every week." 21 00:01:34,875 --> 00:01:38,575 "Though he might make a fuss over my expenses." 22 00:01:40,292 --> 00:01:43,882 "He should buy her a new branded makeup kit every week." 23 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:47,247 "Though he might make a fuss over my expenses." 24 00:01:47,292 --> 00:01:50,382 "Whether he believes in me or doubts me." 25 00:01:50,417 --> 00:01:52,627 "But the boy should be.." 26 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:54,327 "The boy should be.." 27 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:57,083 "Happy.." 28 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:01,538 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 29 00:02:01,917 --> 00:02:05,247 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 30 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,582 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 31 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:12,673 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 32 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,747 Sir, we've reached on time. 33 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:27,582 I'm sure they are still serving lunch. 34 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:28,575 Shut up. 35 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:30,875 I no longer attend wedding to just for the food. 36 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,127 Don't you forget that I'm no longer Parminder and Girls' company's clerk.. 37 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:35,457 ..that I used to be 15 years ago. 38 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,000 Now I have my own factories. 39 00:02:38,042 --> 00:02:40,132 I think Mr. Gupta is waiting for me. 40 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:42,167 And wondering what Mr. Brar hasn't showed up as yet. 41 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,668 Let's go. 42 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,382 Hello. - Hi. 43 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:54,245 Heartiest congratulations. - Thank you, uncle. Thank you. 44 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:56,212 Son, where's your father? 45 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:59,210 He passed away 2 years ago. 46 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:04,133 Not possible. I met him just yesterday. 47 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:06,417 I too dream of him every day. 48 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:08,378 He was a well respected person. 49 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:11,627 Every one used to respectfully call him Mr. Sharma. 50 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,957 No, you are mistaken. 51 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,750 Not Mr. Sharma. They called him Mr. Gupta. 52 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:20,672 No, they called him Mr. Sharma. 53 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:27,420 I think we have come to the wrong wedding. 54 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,627 Really? Let's eat and leave. - Shut up. 55 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,747 It's not right for us to eat here. 56 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:33,542 Congrats, brother-in-law. 57 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,383 Hello. 58 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,833 You two make a lovely couple. 59 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:50,575 Thank you. If you want, I can pair you up with Vicky. 60 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:53,043 He's a doctor. Your future will be safe. 61 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:57,173 No! Doctor? Let me know if you know a good inspector. 62 00:03:58,083 --> 00:03:59,963 Inspector! 63 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:27,382 Happy is fortunate. - Yes. 64 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,417 I just saw my first daughter-in-law. 65 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:33,128 I think he would prefer Jas. - No way. 66 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,833 I want a rock-star. 67 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:40,665 Oh really?! 68 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:42,828 Rock-star! 69 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,380 "Oh my beloved! I love the afternoon in your city." 70 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:05,287 Found one for the second one as well. 71 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:09,785 We found one for the rock-star as well. 72 00:05:10,042 --> 00:05:14,252 If you want a singer then shall we call brother Durga Rangeela? 73 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:17,377 Hello! - Let's ask the third one then. 74 00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:25,082 What do you say, Mehek? 75 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,495 Don't even think about me! 76 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:29,292 I wish to go abroad. I want to marry an NRI. 77 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:30,923 NRI. 78 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,035 Wonderful. 79 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,463 Found one for Lucky as well. 80 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,380 You three sisters are just too much! 81 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:53,787 They are sisters? 82 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:54,793 Very good. 83 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,383 We won't have to do the work hard of hunting.. 84 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:58,167 ..for matches at three different places. 85 00:05:58,208 --> 00:05:59,288 Sorry, brother-in-law. 86 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:01,253 Your brother can't marry any of us. 87 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,752 Not a problem. I'll find someone else for him. 88 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:06,995 Look, papa is here! 89 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:08,632 Papa! 90 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,920 Mr. Parminder Singh. 91 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,998 This means they are his daughters. 92 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:18,252 Hi! 93 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:22,172 Hi. - Papa. 94 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:23,038 I suggest you should.. 95 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,503 ..call the boys here and get them married right away. 96 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:28,252 We'll save on catering. - Shut up. 97 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:29,922 Yes, it's a nice wedding. 98 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:32,578 Yes, it is. - Sir.. - I saw it first. 99 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:37,205 Hello, Mr. Bhalla. - Hello, Harneek. How are you? 100 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,170 Everything's just fine, with your grace. 101 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:42,125 True. 102 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,170 I am really very happy with the way you have progressed. 103 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,878 Thank you. 104 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:48,167 How's your family? 105 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,168 My family is doing great. I have three sons. 106 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:52,828 All three of them are well-settled. 107 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:54,955 Your daughters are very beautiful. 108 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,920 Have you thought about getting them married? 109 00:06:57,958 --> 00:07:02,288 Yes, let me know if you know some good boys. 110 00:07:03,042 --> 00:07:05,832 Mr. Bhalla, I just told you that I have three sons. 111 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:09,995 They are just like what your daughters want. 112 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:12,502 One of them is a singer, the other, an NRI.. 113 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:14,212 ..and the third, a police inspector. 114 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,998 What did you say? 115 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:20,252 You want to make my daughters your daughters-in-law? 116 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:23,632 Think about your position and think about what you are saying. 117 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:28,207 A manager working in my office for a salary of Rs. 10,000.. 118 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:30,630 Wants me to get my daughters married to his sons. 119 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:34,127 Mr. Bhalla, you are insulting me. 120 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,627 Shut up. 121 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:39,750 Eat and leave. 122 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:51,497 Mr. Bhalla, you have insulted me in front of all these people. 123 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:53,832 Get this straight. 124 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:58,745 Today, I pledge before you, sooner or later.. 125 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:02,172 If I don't get your daughters married to my sons.. 126 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:03,708 Then you can change my name. 127 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,210 Make preparations. 128 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,460 Dad.. stop crying and start eating. 129 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,708 I don't want to eat this. 130 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:20,830 Now I'll eat only when you three get married to Parminder's daughters. 131 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,575 This means this hunger strike will last for long. 132 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:25,535 Let me eat. It's nothing. 133 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:28,382 That's enough, father. 134 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:29,957 Let me cry. 135 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,750 I am talking about your drinks. 136 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:33,582 I will drink. I will drink more. 137 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:35,955 Being my sons you don't listen to me. 138 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,380 Then being your father why should I listen to you guys? 139 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,077 Dad, this is impossible. 140 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,790 How can we marry someone we don't know? - Right. 141 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,463 Did I know your mother? 142 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,960 A day after the wedding I realised her ears are twisted. 143 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,080 She said she was a wrestler. 144 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:51,415 I was insulted in front of 200 people. 145 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:52,328 You were insulted, right? 146 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:53,785 His name is Parminder Singh, right? - Yes. 147 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,173 I'll make a drug case against him and arrest him. 148 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:58,828 You can wear a constable's uniform and hit him. 149 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:02,915 I don't want to insult him, I wish to save my honour. 150 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:05,128 Sir, your honour will be saved. 151 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:10,037 But if the girls are off tune, then our life's function will be ruined. 152 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,423 Yes. And you sent him to America to study.. 153 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,128 Just so that one day our father fights with someone.. 154 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,127 ..and gets him married? 155 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:17,497 Yes. - True. 156 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:20,420 Inspector, reason it out with him politely. 157 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:24,208 And if he doesn't listen then you can use your own ways. 158 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,170 Let go of the glass. - Spare some for us as well. 159 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:27,418 He is stupid. 160 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,078 But both of you are smart. 161 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:32,165 You guys are the kind of boys these girls want. 162 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:35,418 Okay, so we are just the kind of boys they want. 163 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:38,208 But are they just kind of girls these we want. 164 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,920 That's what matters. 165 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:41,287 Son, you are smart. 166 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,793 All three of us are smart. You are acting foolish. 167 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,333 My bottle! - A stupid is what a stupid does. 168 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:50,415 God, if you would've given me three daughters instead of sons.. 169 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:53,538 Then today I too could've insulted someone at a wedding. 170 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:01,172 Sir, its here I saw them.. 171 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:03,628 ..pretending to be cops and taking money from people. 172 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:06,078 Go, find and nab them. - Okay, sir. 173 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,285 Okay, sir. 174 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,958 Yes? What are you doing over here? 175 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,250 We came here for a stroll. 176 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:16,252 They came here for a stroll. Is this a garden that you came here? 177 00:10:16,292 --> 00:10:17,252 Then what else is it? 178 00:10:17,292 --> 00:10:19,082 Give me Rs. 500. 179 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,625 If I had Rs. 500, I would've gone to a movie theatre. 180 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,077 At least there is an air conditioner in it. 181 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,995 You are arguing with the Chandigarh police? 182 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,382 Will you give me Rs. 500 or should I arrest you? 183 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,457 Hello! 184 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,377 Which police station? 185 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,377 Who are you to ask me that? 186 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,207 Inspector Harwinder Singh. 187 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:35,002 Show me your licence. 188 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,172 Licence? Am I driving a scooter? 189 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,958 You tell me your belt number! 190 00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:41,247 Must be 26 or 28. 191 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,540 I don't wish to buy jewellery for your waist. 192 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,038 I said tell me your police belt number! 193 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,633 Hit him, brother. He disturbed us. 194 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:50,877 You are taking expensive tuitions over here? 195 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,537 Go away! - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 196 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:53,833 I'll make you a policeman out of you! 197 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,375 I'll make you a policeman out of you! 198 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,382 What are you doing? Don't you have any shame? 199 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:24,577 You are raising your hand on a policeman. Bloody hooligan. 200 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,205 A hooligan? 201 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:29,173 Who? - You are. Who else? 202 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,208 You started hitting a weak policeman. 203 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,420 Do you wish to kill him? 204 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,498 And you? What have you done to yourself? 205 00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:37,132 If you don't get food then I shall send some to you. 206 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:40,457 Be strong. Or I will lose trust in the police. 207 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,540 And you? 208 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,333 You guys always keep troubling the common man. 209 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,245 And now you have started troubling cops as well. 210 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:46,882 Apologise. - Huh? 211 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,247 Apologise. 212 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,245 Sorry. 213 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,542 Not to me, to him. 214 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,458 Forgive me. 215 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,330 You don't need to apologise, brother. 216 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:57,325 Thank you very much. 217 00:11:57,375 --> 00:12:00,075 Thank you very much, sister. - It's okay. 218 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,168 What times have come! One needs to save a cop. 219 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,458 And you...! 220 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:37,578 "Why am engulfed in your hue?" 221 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:41,825 "Why does my heart seek yours?" 222 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:47,082 "Neither do you know, nor do I." 223 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:51,165 "My eyes seek you.' 224 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:55,787 "I stay awake.." 225 00:12:57,542 --> 00:13:05,582 "I stay awake while the world sleeps." 226 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:12,875 "God knows what's happening." 227 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:21,380 "God knows what's happening." 228 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:45,498 "When I saw you, I saw the path of love." 229 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:49,212 "Now I don't need this world." 230 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,580 "I got refuge in you." 231 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:56,125 "After finding you my heart.." 232 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:06,133 "After finding you, my heart keeps losing itself." 233 00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:13,248 "God knows what's happening." 234 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:21,745 "God knows what's happening." 235 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,957 'Bloody hooligan. - A hooligan?' 236 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,998 'Who? - You are.' 237 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:54,462 Inspector.. Have a sip. 238 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,958 I brought it especially for you, from America. 239 00:14:58,542 --> 00:14:59,752 No, my little brother. 240 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:03,212 Once you get the high of love, no other high suffices. 241 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,210 Didn't I say so? That's good. 242 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:09,417 We would be in trouble if we would've agreed with dad. 243 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,668 You have booked your program. 244 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,882 And he was about to book another program for you. 245 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,827 Wouldn't it be a problem then? 246 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,042 Son, you three aren't going to listen to me. 247 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,003 And I am proud of you for that. 248 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:26,252 But still, I have brought their photographs. 249 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,082 If you could just have a look at them.. 250 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,415 No. No, father. 251 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,462 Your son is arrested in love. 252 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:35,752 Now there shall be no bail. 253 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,502 Take your lawyers back. 254 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,582 Still son, look at the lawyer's photograph just once. 255 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,495 Perhaps we might have to fight the case. 256 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,292 Just once. 257 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,788 This beautiful girl's father insulted you? 258 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,673 Yes, son. - My father.. 259 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:08,038 I will marry her before your insult is forgotten. 260 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,133 Thank you, son. - The handcuffs came off quite easily. 261 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:17,287 Oh naive one, she is the one who handcuffed your brother in love. 262 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:21,382 Show it to me. - Forget about his girl, look at the ones for you. 263 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,247 Here, have a look. 264 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,420 She looks fine. 265 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,538 Has she modeled for another song? 266 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,883 No, son. - Fine. 267 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,497 What do you have to say, Lucky? 268 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:36,457 Dad.. 269 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,125 I think she is fine. 270 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,917 Let it be then. - I mean.. 271 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,750 She is not bad either. 272 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:45,382 But still, I would like to meet her first. 273 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:48,827 Sometimes the trailer is good but the song.. 274 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,285 Same here, dad. 275 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,213 I mean how can you marry somebody off of a picture? 276 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,130 Son, why don't you speak in Punjabi? 277 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,997 It's okay. You can first assure yourselves. 278 00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,712 The girls will like you. 279 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,750 Like the elder one liked the inspector. 280 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:04,582 No. She doesn't like me as yet. - Why? 281 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,705 I am the one who likes her for now. 282 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,420 Why? He said she likes policemen. 283 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,168 I was beating someone up. 284 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,078 I wasn't wearing my uniform. That fool thinks I am a goon. 285 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,875 Then clear the picture tomorrow. Then she will agree. 286 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:15,917 Right. 287 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:19,538 If she starts liking some other inspector then I will regret.. 288 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:22,043 "I wish that inspector was my son." 289 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,173 Father, God has blessed you with good face. 290 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,418 Please also say good things. 291 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,078 Even if I clear it up with her that I am an inspector.. 292 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,165 Then she will like the inspector and not me. 293 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:33,038 That means you are not an inspector but a constable? 294 00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:34,923 Where's my belt? 295 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,418 I am an inspector, but she doesn't like me. 296 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,878 Stranger. You are an inspector but she doesn't like you? 297 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,207 It means there are two of you. 298 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,170 Where's my gun? 299 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:50,128 I mean she is will like the inspector's job and not me. 300 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,167 I want her to like me in the situation I am. 301 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,378 Even if I happen to be a hooligan. 302 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,247 That's right, inspector. 303 00:17:56,292 --> 00:18:00,082 If we go to them as it is, then they will like our image. 304 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,825 I mean they should fall in love with us, right? 305 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,825 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 306 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,875 Lucky.. 307 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,495 Let's meet them pretending to be hooligans. 308 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:11,332 This isn't a parade that we have to be the same. 309 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,625 Come up with your own ideas. 310 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:16,287 Look son, I will find out and let you know where you can find them. 311 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:20,753 But no matter how you do it, get married to them by next Monday. 312 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,582 That's it. - Hey! - Dad! 313 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,745 Isn't he asking for too much? - Monday? 314 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,042 Yes. Monday is too late. 315 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:25,288 'It's a beautiful song. You'll need a different tune to sing it.' 316 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,503 'Get ready.' 317 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:45,583 Yes. More openly. 318 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,125 Wonderful! 319 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,788 What a "Sensational" musical atmosphere! 320 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,833 It will be great if I learn to "Fing" from here. 321 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,665 Hello, "Fir". 322 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,128 Who are you? 323 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,247 "Fir", I am a "Finger". 324 00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:03,962 I am a big fan of Gurdass Mann. 325 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,460 I have a "fream", I want to be a "finger". 326 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,420 You made a mistake, you saw a "fream" and not a dream. 327 00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,458 For people it's difficult to hit the S note.. 328 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,460 ..but for you it's just not visible. 329 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:18,208 That's not a problem, I'll hit the "F" note right away. 330 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,750 Here I go. "Fa". 331 00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,132 Forget about the "Fa". 332 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,997 Look there are "Feven" notes. 333 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:28,172 The rest of the "Fix" are fine, right? 334 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,378 That means 90% of them. 335 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,075 This isn't mathematics, son. 336 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,915 Don't waste our time. Please leave. 337 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:39,078 Please don't do that, "Fir". Teach me how to "Fing". 338 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,075 I am helpless. 339 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:45,075 I used to love a girl. She left me. 340 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,325 What did she do? 341 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,575 She left me. I mean she left me alone. 342 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,880 Son, you cannot say "S", and the girl has already left you. 343 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,707 But you still haven't lost hope. 344 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,210 Please don't make me lose hope, "Fir". Please teach me. 345 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,040 Please. Please. 346 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,253 Sir, it's for love. 347 00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:08,082 Why don't you teach him when he is insisting? 348 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:15,252 "Faw?" The one with a beautiful face also has a beautiful heart. 349 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:20,292 Fine. Get a five kilo sugar crystals and a turban tomorrow. 350 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,750 I'll "Furely" get them, "Fir". 351 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,962 Thank you very much. Congratulations. 352 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,080 Thank you. 353 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,625 What is your name? 354 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,207 Jas. - Jaf. 355 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,377 Your name is a very difficult one. 356 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:58,078 Brother? - Yes, brother? 357 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,825 Mehek studies here. Where can I find her? 358 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,495 I saw her going to the canteen. Go and check. 359 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,080 The canteen? - Yes. 360 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,165 Fine. Thank you. - Okay. 361 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:10,038 "You go to club to dance every day." - Cheese burger. Cheese toast. Cheese pizza. 362 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,253 Do you how many calories there are in it? - No, madam. 363 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:14,672 "I wait for an opportunity to dance.." 364 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,538 Can't you make a salad? 365 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:18,133 No. 366 00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:21,827 Isn't there anything healthy in your canteen? 367 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,960 Is there anything healthy in lunch? 368 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Do one thing.. 369 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,080 Get a cup of coffee without sugar. Okay? 370 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,915 It contains fewer calories, right? - Okay, madam. 371 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:39,628 Chotu! Get half a kilo milk, loaded with calories. 372 00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:40,667 Yes. Fine. 373 00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:45,288 It should contain so much sugar that I spoon can stand with its support. 374 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,423 Okay. - And a bland coffee for madam. 375 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:02,128 You keep looking at my lunch. 376 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,997 Come, sit and eat with me. - Shut up. 377 00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:07,922 "I said hello!" You are Gippy's fan? 378 00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:10,172 I too am his fan. 379 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,290 There will be no problem during the wedding. 380 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:15,173 We'll have to call just one person. Right? 381 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:17,248 Who are you? - What? 382 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:18,962 Who are you? 383 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,750 Okay, so you really want an introduction. 384 00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:24,712 Very fast. I'm Lakha Singh. I own 65 acres of land. 385 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,670 I have a courtyard. I have a maid. 386 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,998 We don't want dowry. But you have to gift a ring to my father. 387 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,252 And you'll have to make sure that the wedding guests are well taken care of. 388 00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:34,382 You are proposing to me? - Yes. 389 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:37,537 Bloody rustic. - Why? Don't rustics ever get married? 390 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,383 Shut up. Go to hell. - Where? 391 00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:43,882 Go to well. - Yes, we have one. Let's go. 392 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:49,423 Get this straight. If you follow me then I'll be your worst enemy. 393 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,168 Bloody rowdy. 394 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:57,830 Now what should I tell you? I will surely follow you. 395 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,250 Vicky! I'm sure you've heard the name before! 396 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,828 Vicky? It's such a common name. 397 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,325 There are about 20 Vicky in one locality. 398 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,875 Where have you heard of that name? 399 00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:09,957 I have beaten many like you for teasing girl. 400 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,170 And today, I am taking training tease girls. 401 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,958 She works here somewhere. 402 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,580 Listen, do I look like a hooligan? 403 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,498 Just a minute. A handkerchief. 404 00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:25,667 A handkerchief? I am not going to seek blessings. 405 00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:27,078 Nor am I going to seek blessings then tease a girl. 406 00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,875 Put it around your neck. 407 00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:31,747 I should try it around my neck? Why? Do I drool? 408 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,128 Only teach me what I have asked you to teach. 409 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,462 It was a nice top, right? - It was nice. - Listen.. 410 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,130 I'll go and do I rehearsal of teasing girls. 411 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,287 You stay right here. - Okay. 412 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,883 If there is a commotion, then you'll be blamed for it. 413 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,827 Brother? 414 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,125 I'll be the one who will beat you. Here. 415 00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:50,042 It was my favourite colour. 416 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:52,133 Mine too. - But it was very expensive. 417 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:53,537 Hello! 418 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:56,542 Let's go out for tea, sister! 419 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,463 What did you say? Sister? 420 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,670 Do I look like your sister? Nonsense! 421 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,333 He's so rude! - I got scolded because I called her sister. 422 00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:06,875 What's happening to my Punjab's culture? - Idiot. 423 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:17,082 I feel like serving free meals for weak cops. 424 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,705 Good that all shops have opened. 425 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,460 Hello! 426 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:24,002 What? - Nothing. Just making the flies go away. 427 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:27,287 Flies like you need sandals. 428 00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,167 Such anger? 429 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:33,172 You got to leave early today, salesgirl. 430 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:36,078 Salesgirl? Do you know whose mall it is? 431 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:37,325 It belongs to my dad. 432 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:40,415 Such greed? You are working in your dad's mall? 433 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,330 Aren't you the one who was beating a policeman yesterday? 434 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,125 It is difficult to forget me. 435 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:50,957 I hope I didn't give you a sleepless night. 436 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:56,285 Rascal. 437 00:25:58,167 --> 00:25:59,577 Not just rascal.. 438 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,285 Rowdy rascal! 439 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:24,213 "I can't sleep. I feel restless." 440 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:28,670 "Your sight is magical." 441 00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:31,213 "It is becoming difficult." 442 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:36,420 "My heart is ready to leave me." 443 00:26:37,792 --> 00:26:42,292 "I can't sleep. I feel restless." 444 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:46,713 "Your sight is magical." 445 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,040 "It is becoming difficult." 446 00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:53,792 "My heart is ready to leave me." 447 00:26:56,583 --> 00:27:01,173 "I can't sleep. I feel restless." 448 00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:05,498 "Your sight is magical." 449 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:19,293 "Tell me, where you will find anyone like me." 450 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,333 "You will cry after I leave." 451 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,995 "You will eat corn all by yourself." 452 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:32,787 "Tell me, where you will find anyone like me." 453 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,082 "You will cry after I leave." 454 00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:37,495 "You will eat corn all by yourself." 455 00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:41,332 "I am right here." 456 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:46,167 "I am right here. Where are you going?" 457 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,038 "Who are you waiting for?" 458 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:55,292 "I can't sleep. I feel restless." 459 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:59,963 "Your sight is magical." 460 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,498 Hi! 461 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,130 "It will pass away.." 462 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,457 "Youth will pass away one day." 463 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,670 "Come closer." 464 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:18,128 "Come closer and give me something to remember you buy." 465 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:20,207 "It will pass away.." 466 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,460 "Youth will pass away one day." 467 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,670 "Come closer." 468 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:27,168 "Come closer and give me something to remember you buy." 469 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:31,538 "Be mine. Don't delay it anymore." 470 00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,833 "Life is short." 471 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:38,375 "I can't sleep. I feel restless." 472 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:42,917 "Your sight is magical." 473 00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:47,458 "I can't sleep. I feel restless." 474 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:51,960 "Your sight is magical." 475 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,380 "I can't sleep. I feel restless." 476 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,880 "Your sight is magical." 477 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:06,207 Stop right here. 478 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:08,417 How much? 479 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,248 Rs. 100, sir. 480 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,080 Give it to me. 481 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:15,998 I should give it to you? 482 00:29:16,042 --> 00:29:19,212 It's your rickshaw, so will your father pay for you? 483 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:20,250 Pay up! 484 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:25,328 Here you go. - Give it to me. 485 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:29,543 I don't sit in anyone's rickshaw for less than Rs. 200. 486 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:32,212 This is my first ride for Rs. 100. Keep that in mind for future. 487 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,710 Go. - I'm sorry. I made a mistake. 488 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,750 Strange. 489 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:41,332 Please let me go, sir. 490 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,415 I taught you so many things in the morning. 491 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:46,748 Who are you? - Sir. 492 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,075 How are you? So you got yourself transferred. 493 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,625 You followed me here. 494 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:54,077 What can I do, sir? I don't like it without you. 495 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,415 I might not be a biological one but I am your forth brother. 496 00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:59,748 Brother from other father-mother. 497 00:29:59,792 --> 00:30:02,082 Watch out. I am an inspector here. 498 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:05,375 Okay! Let's drink tonight.. 499 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:08,127 ..then we will know who is the inspector and who is the constable. 500 00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:09,537 Alcohol? 501 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:11,712 Didn't the youngest one get scotch from America? 502 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:12,880 We will drink it together. 503 00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:15,127 Excuse me. Please let me meet my son. 504 00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:16,997 Otherwise he will die. 505 00:30:17,042 --> 00:30:20,672 Who is she? - Sir, we caught an addict yesterday. 506 00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:24,042 No, he is my son. Billu. 507 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,753 The one he is address as an addict. 508 00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:28,292 Let me give me one dose. Just one dose. 509 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,330 Otherwise he will die. 510 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:34,287 Do you think this can save him? 511 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,078 What's the use of saving someone whose survival depends on this. 512 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:41,205 Let him die. - Why? Why should he die? 513 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:42,960 Because he is poor? 514 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,130 Why don't those who make this, die? 515 00:30:48,042 --> 00:30:50,922 Why don't those who sell it, die? 516 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:56,957 Why don't those under whose nose all this happens, die? 517 00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:00,787 Why should my son die? 518 00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:02,883 Why should my son die? 519 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,785 Who is she talking about? 520 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,083 Gama, sir. 521 00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:24,957 Gama.. 522 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:30,535 So.. 523 00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:32,577 Who is Gama? 524 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,540 I am. 525 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:39,503 Are they your men? 526 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:42,077 All of them? - Yes. 527 00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:45,825 All of them work for Gama. This will be fun to tune you guys. 528 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,205 I will start from here. 529 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:56,293 You will tune us? l- You give a lot of kisses. 530 00:31:56,333 --> 00:32:03,253 Why should I? My boss will. He is well rehearsed. 531 00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:05,132 Please come, sir. He wishes to see you. 532 00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:06,537 Mr. Gama. 533 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,130 Welcome, welcome, inspector. 534 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:23,787 What will you have? Tea, coffee or liquor? 535 00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:26,077 Let's get to business. 536 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,710 We will soon get to business, sir. 537 00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:30,537 I'll give you an offer. 538 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:33,213 Turn a blind eye to all my illicit businesses. 539 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,750 Take Rs. 1 lakh from me every month. - Oh. 540 00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:38,632 I'll give you a better offer. 541 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:41,077 Stop all your illicit businesses. 542 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,665 I will give you Rs. 10000 per month. 543 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:45,498 I will also get the school fees waived for the kids. 544 00:32:45,542 --> 00:32:48,672 Hey, I am the king of this area. 545 00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:50,498 This area runs on my orders. 546 00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:54,832 If you try to interfere, you will lose your job. 547 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:57,632 You don't know who I am. 548 00:32:57,667 --> 00:33:00,417 Many cops like you are my pet. 549 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:02,458 Do as I say. 550 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,920 You talk a lot. 551 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:08,790 But I'm paying no heed to what you are saying. 552 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:16,125 But this doesn't talk, it shoots bullets. 553 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:22,000 If it leaves the gun, it will take along a lot with it. 554 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:27,502 Sir, you get him to the police station. I'll make the preparations there. 555 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:33,377 Mr. King, come, let me give you a tour of your kingdom. 556 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:04,415 Hello, Seerat! I just saw your prince charming. 557 00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:05,538 What do you mean? 558 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:08,247 There's a new inspector. 559 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,538 The new inspector is great. 560 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,463 He got rid of Gama so quickly. 561 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:18,003 But where is he? Please call him. 562 00:34:18,042 --> 00:34:19,422 We want to meet him. 563 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:23,133 Yes. Please, call him quickly. 564 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,125 Oh no! 565 00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:29,252 What happened, sir? 566 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,750 Seerat is sitting down there. 567 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:34,205 Who's Seerat? 568 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,130 Your sister-in-law. 569 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,747 Oh. 570 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:43,793 Listen, you made Gama scared and you are scared of sister-in-law? 571 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:46,503 It's a long story. I do not want to tell her that I am an inspector. 572 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:49,042 Ask him to at least show us his face. 573 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,503 He has just been transferred here. 574 00:34:50,542 --> 00:34:53,462 Let's see how he looks. 575 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,330 Sir, the press is getting eager. We'll have to go there. 576 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:57,785 Just a minute. 577 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,995 You had a dream of becoming an inspector, right? 578 00:35:01,042 --> 00:35:03,042 Go Simran, live your life. 579 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:04,293 What do you mean? 580 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:10,668 Okay. Greetings all the members of the press. 581 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:11,788 Hello, sir. 582 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:16,133 Now ask me simple, constable's level questions. 583 00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:18,247 Constable's level questions? 584 00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:22,132 I mean short and sweet. Objective type. 585 00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:26,167 You are great, sir. 586 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:30,668 You arrested Gama. No inspector could dare to do that. 587 00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:33,828 Look, Gama brother is.. - Brother? 588 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:35,667 No, Simran.. 589 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:37,418 Yes, respect. 590 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:41,498 He might be a criminal but he is elder to me show I'll show respect. 591 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:46,082 If I have to shoot a criminal, I shoot at his feet. 592 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:49,002 I give him respect and kill him as well. 593 00:35:49,042 --> 00:35:52,082 But you beat him in the market. 594 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,825 Yes. Why? 595 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:56,375 Why? Why? 596 00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,785 Why, that the inspector will say in his own words. 597 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,673 The inspector will say it? 598 00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:04,378 I meant the inspector will himself say it. - Yes. 599 00:36:04,417 --> 00:36:07,077 I will. In my own words. - Okay. 600 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,995 I am responsible for whatever happened. 601 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,422 It is my duty to tell you. 602 00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:19,543 Now ask me. Now ask whatever difficult questions you want to. 603 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,043 I will answer them. 604 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:24,503 Sir, how do you think the crime rate can be reduced? 605 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,212 Very simple. 606 00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:32,632 It answer is.. I don't know. 607 00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:34,167 No. - What do you mean? 608 00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:36,127 What do you mean, sir? 609 00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:37,457 I mean.. 610 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,995 Can anyone understand this? 611 00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:43,792 Okay. Okay. Clapping? 612 00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:45,043 Yes, clapping. 613 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,285 You cannot clap with one hand. 614 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:48,423 Exactly. Correct. 615 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:49,668 Press is very smart. 616 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,378 You should keep the questioning to yourself. 617 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:52,957 The police will do its job. 618 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,670 Will just arresting Gama reduce the crime rate? 619 00:36:58,125 --> 00:37:01,165 One dirty fish in the pond.. 620 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:05,078 I understood its answer when I was in primary school. 621 00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:07,245 Simple answer, the fish is the queen of the water. 622 00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:09,332 It survives on water. 623 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:11,325 Try to touch it and it'll get scared. 624 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:13,535 Take it out and it will die. 625 00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:15,538 What are you saying! 626 00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:19,463 I think I said the wrong poem. 627 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,960 It's okay. We understood, sir. 628 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,710 You mean no matter how big a criminal he is.. 629 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,710 He will get scared if you try to touch him. 630 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:30,080 And if you take him out of his den, he will die. 631 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,075 Wonderful. 632 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,535 Thank you so very much. 633 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,293 Thank you very much. 634 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:39,963 If you've any more questions then you can tell me, I mean ask me. 635 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:56,713 Inspector, what do you when there's a dangerous criminal than Gama? 636 00:37:56,750 --> 00:38:00,750 No, when we come across such a person then the constable gets angry. 637 00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:02,672 The constable? 638 00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:06,002 Constable, I mean the constables with me. - Okay. 639 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:07,082 I am the inspector. 640 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:10,165 When the constable gets angry, then I side them. 641 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:11,878 I too feel very angry. 642 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:13,917 I get so angry.. 643 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:18,748 ..that I teach that criminal a lesson out of the streets. 644 00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:20,752 I beat them so hard.. 645 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:24,882 That he remembers his God. I make him scream. 646 00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:41,132 Hello. Everyone has left. You are from which press.. 647 00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:42,287 Impressed. 648 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,883 Sir, I have become your fan.. 649 00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:49,247 You are just the kind of police officer I had imagined. 650 00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:54,252 Thank you very much. It's nothing. It's police's duty.. 651 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:57,382 Sir, SSP just called. - It's okay. He can call later. 652 00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:59,537 It's the SSP. 653 00:38:59,792 --> 00:39:03,082 There's some urgency. You can drop by later. 654 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,745 We'll do an interview. Thank you very much. Bye. 655 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:08,252 Bye. - See you. You are leaving, right? Bye. 656 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,960 Okay. 657 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,210 I asked you to be Simran and you became Amrish Puri! 658 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,960 "Fish is the queen of water." - Stop it. 659 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,040 I barely escaped getting caught for doing this drama. 660 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:19,083 It's the result of our own doings. 661 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:19,995 "Fish is the queen of water." 662 00:39:20,042 --> 00:39:21,752 Love has made me a rustic, dear. 663 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:24,787 Otherwise, I too hold a Canadian passport. 664 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,583 Great, sir. Great. 665 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,383 Well done, brother. 666 00:39:28,417 --> 00:39:30,287 I too am yearning to "Fing." 667 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:31,883 I too am yearning to sing. 668 00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:33,457 S and F are messing up my life. 669 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,668 You just can't sing before her. 670 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:37,288 Here you can sing all you want. - Yes. 671 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,423 Get your feelings out. - Go for it. 672 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,458 Oh really? Let's go. - Let's go then. 673 00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:06,832 "She was sitting in a coffee shop with her friend." 674 00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:15,958 "Her curly hair, prettier than the clouds." 675 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:25,043 "She was sitting in a coffee shop with her friend." 676 00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:29,383 "Her curly hair, prettier than the clouds." 677 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,747 "I sat on the table opposite to hers." 678 00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:35,752 "I couldn't take my eyes off her." 679 00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:40,918 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 680 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:45,328 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 681 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:50,075 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 682 00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:54,785 "She was sitting in a coffee shop with her friend." 683 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:23,247 "After a while her phone started ringing." 684 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:32,878 "I feared, it might be her boyfriend." 685 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:38,000 "After a while her phone started ringing." 686 00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:42,632 "I feared, it might be her boyfriend." 687 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:47,127 "She kept on talking. The situation was not in my control." 688 00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:50,877 "I started praying." 689 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:56,210 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 690 00:41:56,250 --> 00:42:00,500 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 691 00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:05,785 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 692 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:25,535 "I thought of sitting on the vacant seat next to hers." 693 00:42:28,292 --> 00:42:34,252 "I thought of how I should approach her." 694 00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:39,535 "I thought of sitting on the vacant seat next to hers." 695 00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:44,132 "I thought of how I should approach her." 696 00:42:44,167 --> 00:42:46,537 "Looking into her eyes." 697 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:52,543 "I made a million plans and built a one-sided dream." 698 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:58,002 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 699 00:42:58,042 --> 00:43:02,542 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 700 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:04,503 Great voice. 701 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:07,632 Let's see who is singing. 702 00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:08,747 Okay. 703 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,920 Superb! - Thank you. 704 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:16,537 Thank you. 705 00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:17,963 I think over there. - Straight ahead. 706 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,670 Let's ask them. Okay? - Oh hi. 707 00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:22,038 Found them. - Hello. 708 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:23,423 How are you? 709 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,828 How are you? - Mehek, good that I met you. 710 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:29,165 Jonita's boyfriend deceived her. - Oh. Really? 711 00:43:29,542 --> 00:43:31,542 Bad. - She is crying. 712 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:35,083 Let's go and meet her. - Yes, we will surely go and meet her. 713 00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:36,075 But tell me something.. 714 00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:38,455 Do you know where the singer who was just singing is? 715 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,420 She got emotional after listening to the song. 716 00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:42,998 I think the singer is at the poolside. 717 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:44,792 Thank you so much. 718 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:48,293 Do one thing, you guys carry on. I'll go meet him and come. 719 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,543 All the best, okay, bye. - Come, come, let's go. 720 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:53,002 Sir, you sing so well. - Thank you. Autograph please. 721 00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:54,382 So sweet. 722 00:43:56,083 --> 00:43:59,173 Here you go. - Thank you. - Okay. God bless you. 723 00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:03,213 Jas. Jaf! You! 724 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,210 Over here? 725 00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:06,878 You were singing that song? 726 00:44:06,917 --> 00:44:08,327 "Fong?" 727 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:14,035 Jaf! You too got confused. 728 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:17,285 Those girls too got confused hence they took my autograph. 729 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:21,082 The girl whom I loved was here. 730 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,495 I had told you about her. - Yes. 731 00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:24,752 I did a drama to impress her. 732 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:26,132 Have you seen the movie 'Padosan'? 733 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:28,747 Someone sings and someone else lip-syncs. 734 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:31,132 I was doing just that. 735 00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:32,747 So who was singing? 736 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,832 Who was "finging"? - Yes. 737 00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:38,037 Who was "finging".. - Let's go. Talk to your brother. 738 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:40,543 He is always talking about gloves. 739 00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:43,753 Yesterday he was telling a beggar to wear gloves and beg. 740 00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,132 Talk to him. 741 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,293 What! 742 00:44:50,167 --> 00:44:52,077 Meet Harpal "Fingh". A great "Finger". 743 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,165 He was "finging." 744 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,628 I was singing? - Wow. 745 00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:56,037 Look, he agreed that he was "finging." 746 00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:58,333 Okay, I agreed as well that I was singing. 747 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:00,127 Yes. 748 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:03,037 Look, I didn't know about it and I agreed as well. 749 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:06,463 Stop your nonsense. I wasn't the one singing. He's a singer. He sings. 750 00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:10,825 Harpal, my brother, she isn't the girl I want to impress. 751 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,245 Who needs to know that I'm "finging", I know to "fing".. 752 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,422 You weren't the one "finging". 753 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:15,208 I want to tell her the truth. 754 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,960 You were "finging" and I was just lip-syncing. 755 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:17,880 I cannot "fing". 756 00:45:17,917 --> 00:45:21,537 If you need to tell someone the truth, then first tell me the truth. 757 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:25,173 Yes, I am a singer. I was singing in there. 758 00:45:25,917 --> 00:45:27,827 You have a very sweet voice, sir. 759 00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:29,415 Sing a song for me, please. 760 00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:32,248 Isn't that enough that I agreed that I was the one who was singing. 761 00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:34,632 Now you want me to sing over here. This is not possible. 762 00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:36,917 I will think of something. 763 00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:39,288 Brother, have you seen 'Padosan' (neighbour)? 764 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:43,333 People eye their neighbours till they get married. 765 00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:46,035 No, I mean have you seen the movie 'Padosan'? 766 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:48,963 No, I haven't. - That's it. We have to do just that. 767 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 In that too someone sings and someone else lip-syncs it. 768 00:45:51,042 --> 00:45:52,292 We too have to do that. 769 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,753 I will "Fing" and you have to lip-sync. - Fine. 770 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,082 I mean you will "Fing" and I will lip-sync. 771 00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:57,785 First clear who will sing and who will lip-sync. This is so.. 772 00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,793 One has to lip-sync and one has to sing. Very simple. 773 00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:03,753 Fine. Okay. - Shall we "ftart"? 774 00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:06,125 Come on. - Listen.. 775 00:46:06,167 --> 00:46:09,537 Brother on the 3rd level strong. - Okay. 776 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:14,462 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 777 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:17,170 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 778 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:20,418 Why does it look like you are singing and he is lip-syncing? 779 00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:21,958 Caught. 780 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,210 Do you think so? - Yes. 781 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,540 That's the talent. 782 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:30,253 Do one thing, close your ears. Close your eyes and listen carefully. 783 00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:31,752 Okay. - Yes, do it. Okay? 784 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,082 Shall we "ftart"? 785 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:37,875 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 786 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:43,035 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 787 00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:47,825 "I kept sipping cappuccino and looking at her." 788 00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:50,035 Wonderful. He "fings" so well. 789 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:53,423 Actually I just sing in there so there's a pressure on my throat. 790 00:46:54,042 --> 00:46:58,292 His voice is "fuch" that everyone goes into flashback. 791 00:46:58,333 --> 00:46:59,673 Me too. - Oh. 792 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:01,128 You have a very sweet voice. -Thank you. 793 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:02,497 Brother. Listen to me. 794 00:47:02,542 --> 00:47:04,002 It is not good for an artist to stand at one place for long. 795 00:47:04,042 --> 00:47:05,632 Someone might want to click your photograph. Let's go. 796 00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:06,537 Let's go, brother. - Let's go. 797 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,793 Let's go. - One more song, sir. Please. 798 00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,833 No. Next time. Next time. 799 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:15,415 He is such a nice person and he sings so well. 800 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,668 Let's go. Hurry up. Let's leave. Come on. 801 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:20,078 What's the hurry? Let's have dinner and then leave. 802 00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:21,875 Brother, we have escaped with great difficulty. 803 00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:23,127 You do one thing. Talk to the waiter. 804 00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:24,537 I'm getting the car. Ask him to make a parcel. 805 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:26,253 We will get trapped. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 806 00:47:26,292 --> 00:47:28,672 I don't know about you but I am already trapped. 807 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:32,708 You too haven't worn gloves. - No. 808 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:34,500 Come on, no. Leave. 809 00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:35,332 Waiter. 810 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:36,745 Stupid. I wonder where he is from. 811 00:47:36,792 --> 00:47:38,172 He is making me crazy. 812 00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:39,878 What did you say? - It was not meant for you, ma'am. 813 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,747 I was talking about that NRI. 814 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,042 He keeps asking, why aren't you wearing gloves? 815 00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,383 Why should I wear gloves? I am not doing a surgery. 816 00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:49,212 Who is the NRI? - Over there. 817 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:52,040 Wear Dhoni's gloves then he will be happy. 818 00:47:52,083 --> 00:47:54,293 What is that rustic doing with him? 819 00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:56,133 Where have you been? What took you so long? 820 00:47:56,167 --> 00:47:58,877 Forget the rustic, he is handsome. 821 00:48:00,667 --> 00:48:01,787 I'll go and meet him. 822 00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:02,673 He is strange. 823 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,748 I've never even heard a song properly and he made me a singer. 824 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:06,382 Goldy is wrong. 825 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:09,127 Your family is trying to make me.. - Hello. 826 00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:11,037 Hello. Hi. 827 00:48:11,292 --> 00:48:12,792 What are you wearing? 828 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:14,503 It's borrowed. Don't I look good? 829 00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:17,172 You are wearing a coat. I am wearing a coat. 830 00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:19,502 You are from Canada? 831 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:22,330 You.. 832 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:25,125 No, the waiter was saying that you wanted him to wear gloves.. 833 00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:27,667 The NRI who wants him to wear is.. - It's him. Him. 834 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,378 No, I am a singer.. - Singer? 835 00:48:30,417 --> 00:48:33,917 Single. Single. NRI and single. 836 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,498 NRI? Single? 837 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:39,132 It's a pleasure to meet you. - Oh really? 838 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,997 She was happy to meet the singer. 839 00:48:41,042 --> 00:48:43,542 And you are happy to meet someone who is single. 840 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:45,463 This is a very happy atmosphere, isn't it? 841 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,710 What are you doing in the evening? 842 00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:51,878 Sir, it's already evening. 843 00:48:52,667 --> 00:48:55,127 No.. It's evening out here. I know. 844 00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:58,287 My mindset is of Canada. It's morning there. 845 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:00,003 It's still not evening. 846 00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:02,252 I was talking according to Canada. 847 00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:07,132 You are from Canada from your accent is that of U.K. 848 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:11,253 Oh really? - Tell her, you Canadian. Tell her. 849 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,920 My dad is from India, my mom is from Canada. 850 00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:16,748 And London lies in the centre. 851 00:49:16,792 --> 00:49:20,132 For others it's mother-tongue. For me it's mother-father-tongue. 852 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,415 Oh. By the way, what do you do? 853 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,878 I am a constable. 854 00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:26,077 Constable? - Canadian police. 855 00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:28,745 Yeah. You know. Canadian police. 856 00:49:28,792 --> 00:49:30,712 A constable over there. - Yeah. 857 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,710 Like the head constable in Punjabi. 858 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,960 Over there it's constable. 859 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,710 In our area Punjabis create a lot of ruckus. 860 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:44,040 So to control them they have recruited a few constables. 861 00:49:44,083 --> 00:49:45,673 Okay. Okay. - Yeah. 862 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,958 Where in Canada do you live? 863 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,670 I don't know that. 864 00:49:49,708 --> 00:49:52,538 He is so funny. He is very funny. 865 00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:55,383 Yeah, I like playing pranks with you, right? 866 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:57,207 I like to joke. I was just joking. 867 00:49:57,250 --> 00:50:00,290 Area.. there is a slope in Canada.. 868 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,253 After that there is uphill road. 869 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:04,462 After going on stop there is a big gate. 870 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:07,750 Inside the big gate there is a small river. 871 00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:09,422 Next to the river there are big houses. 872 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:11,748 Amongst those big house is our small house. 873 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,712 I have a big room in it. - Yes. 874 00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:19,785 You can say that I dwell in other people's heart. 875 00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:24,672 I had a dream of settling in Canada after marriage. 876 00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:29,038 Why had? You can still fulfil it. My area is very nice. - Okay. 877 00:50:29,083 --> 00:50:30,173 Where's Mehek? 878 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:31,918 You can settle there.. 879 00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:34,708 Canada is a very beautiful country. 880 00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:38,078 As they say.. 881 00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:42,375 "No, oh no. There is no country like Canada." 882 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:46,627 "Bye. Let's go away. We will get beaten.." 883 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:50,747 Where were you? You know I found such an amazing singer.. 884 00:50:50,792 --> 00:50:52,212 You know you too are late. - What? 885 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,830 I wanted to introduce you to an amazing NRI. 886 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:56,075 He went that way. 887 00:50:56,125 --> 00:51:00,375 "She was sitting in a coffee shop with her friend." 888 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:05,788 Oh! 889 00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:08,133 His voice is so sweet. 890 00:51:08,167 --> 00:51:12,127 I feel like sipping coffee with him 24/7. 891 00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:15,457 Morning, afternoon and night. 892 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:18,250 I will be in a bad state for drinking so much coffee. 893 00:51:19,292 --> 00:51:25,632 I am in a bad state. He is so handsome. He is so cool. 894 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:29,327 He really looks like a Canada-returned. 895 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:31,957 By the way, we will have to agree to this.. 896 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,290 We three found the kind of boys we wanted. 897 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:38,713 But I am sure my guy is more dashing than yours. 898 00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:42,040 No way, the inspector is the most dashing. 899 00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,003 Stop it. 900 00:51:43,042 --> 00:51:47,252 Excuse me, there is no one more stylish than Americans. 901 00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:49,962 Oh really? We will see. 902 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,830 I don't know understand. I am a constable. I am an inspector. 903 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:56,075 I am an NRI. I am a singer. I am a cook. I am a rickshaw. 904 00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:58,415 I am a petrol pump. Who am I? 905 00:51:58,458 --> 00:52:00,498 One needs to change his disguise for such things. 906 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:02,332 Even Ranjha disguised himself as a shepherd. 907 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:04,995 He did so for himself or Mirza, sir? 908 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:06,792 Trends keep changing. 909 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:10,133 First there was bell-bottom, then baggy pants and now jeans. 910 00:52:10,167 --> 00:52:11,827 Bring about some change. - For pants it's okay. 911 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:13,415 But you guys think I am a piece of cloth. 912 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:14,918 Everyone is trying to cut me into his size. 913 00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:16,458 This is strange. 914 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:19,540 No, brother. Forget about them. Do it for me. 915 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:22,463 Why? Did you clean my bottoms when I was young? 916 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,210 You are my mother? Why should I do it for you? 917 00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:26,420 Everyone who comes.. yes, tell me. What do I need to be for you? 918 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:28,828 Who are you having an affair with.. Oh uncle. 919 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:30,375 Tell me what do I need to be for you? 920 00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:31,627 Why would you need to be anything for me? 921 00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:33,327 You need to be someone for your parents. 922 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:36,825 Listen to me. For my sake, help them. 923 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:40,785 You are elder to me, uncle. How can I listen to you? 924 00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:43,293 I know a little about being an inspector. 925 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:45,253 But what do I know about singing? 926 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:47,462 I don't even know how many keys there are in a harmonium. 927 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:51,080 I don't know how to beat a drum. 928 00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:56,455 If the girl asks me where is America, I won't be able to show it on the map. 929 00:52:56,500 --> 00:53:01,290 All of you will get constable Harpal Singh arrested under section 420. 930 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:03,043 Please excuse me. I am leaving. 931 00:53:03,083 --> 00:53:04,923 Harpal! - Harpal! 932 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:09,172 Should I get you transferred to Fazalka? 933 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:21,583 Look.. 934 00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:27,788 It's not that I got scared by the threat of Fazalka. 935 00:53:28,042 --> 00:53:32,462 It's like we love each other since childhood. 936 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:35,000 I will do as you say. It's not a problem. 937 00:53:35,042 --> 00:53:36,422 Think about me as well. 938 00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,418 I am getting older day by day. 939 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:41,418 I pluck 3 white hair and 6 more grow. 940 00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:42,918 Don't worry about that. 941 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:45,168 I will arrange for that one that papa uses for his hair. 942 00:53:45,208 --> 00:53:47,208 The dye. - I don't want a dye. 943 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:50,420 Brother, I want a wife. This is a limit. 944 00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:54,168 Tell you what, no good lies in marriage. 945 00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:56,918 A single person enjoys his life. 946 00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:58,288 What single life should I enjoy? 947 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:00,173 I should go at the lake and watch the ducks? 948 00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:01,458 I heard they lay eggs. 949 00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:04,247 Don't worry. I am going to the gurudwara. 950 00:54:04,292 --> 00:54:06,132 I'll ask for a life-partner for you as well. 951 00:54:06,167 --> 00:54:08,917 Forget a life-partner, I don't expect a soap from you. 952 00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:11,377 Come on, Lucky. Do something, man. 953 00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:15,417 She might fall for Harpal. I wonder what will happen. 954 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,880 Are you Lakha? - Yes. What happened? 955 00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:20,578 First of all, this is the last warning. 956 00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:22,997 Stay away from Mehek. 957 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,080 And I love Mehek a lot. 958 00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:29,665 Okay, so you love her. 959 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:32,498 So you have.. where are you from? 960 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,825 I am from India. 961 00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,995 And I work for Gama. 962 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:41,252 Then that means she doesn't love you. 963 00:54:41,292 --> 00:54:44,292 I know that. She is crazy about NRIs. 964 00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:47,083 But I will put an end to her craze. 965 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,875 I have been trying to do that since two years. 966 00:54:49,917 --> 00:54:52,917 Two years. Oh, God. 967 00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,877 Brother, what will happen to me? 968 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,707 Hi, Rocky. 969 00:54:57,792 --> 00:54:58,672 Hi. 970 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:00,248 Hello. 971 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:04,375 Why are you wasting your time with this rustic? 972 00:55:04,417 --> 00:55:06,497 Come, let's go for classes. 973 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:11,245 33% is enough for rustics like him. 974 00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:16,632 Even if I get 33%, my land always comes first. 975 00:55:16,667 --> 00:55:18,917 I have 65 acres of land. 976 00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:38,665 "You sit on the front seat. I am a back-bencher." 977 00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:42,458 "You go to college every day. I keep bunking college." 978 00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:47,875 "You sit on the front seat. I am a back-bencher." 979 00:55:47,917 --> 00:55:51,627 "You go to college every day. I keep bunking college." 980 00:55:51,667 --> 00:55:54,667 "This is the only difference between us." 981 00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:56,998 "I score 33%..." 982 00:55:57,042 --> 00:55:58,922 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 983 00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:00,668 "I score 33%..." 984 00:56:00,708 --> 00:56:02,878 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 985 00:56:02,917 --> 00:56:04,627 "I score 33%..." 986 00:56:04,667 --> 00:56:06,287 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 987 00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,083 "I score 33%..." 988 00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:10,575 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 989 00:56:10,917 --> 00:56:14,707 "I am ultimate. I stay up-to-date!" 990 00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:18,420 "Every one knows. I am talked about." 991 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,790 "I am ultimate. I stay up-to-date!" 992 00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:29,503 "Every one knows. I am talked about." 993 00:56:29,542 --> 00:56:31,382 "You look rustic." 994 00:56:31,417 --> 00:56:33,127 "You work on the fields." 995 00:56:33,167 --> 00:56:36,787 "I want to marry an NRI boy." 996 00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:40,543 "I score 33%..." 997 00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,463 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 998 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,210 "I score 33%..." 999 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:46,250 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 1000 00:56:46,292 --> 00:56:47,882 "I score 33%..." 1001 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:49,917 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 1002 00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:51,628 "I score 33%..." 1003 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:54,127 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 1004 00:57:19,292 --> 00:57:21,082 "You look unique every day." 1005 00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:22,915 "Come a little closer to me, please." 1006 00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,828 "I am hero in everything else." 1007 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,745 "I am just weak in studies." 1008 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:32,130 "You look unique every day." 1009 00:57:32,167 --> 00:57:34,037 "Come a little closer to me, please." 1010 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:35,923 "I am hero in everything else." 1011 00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,878 "I am just weak in studies." 1012 00:57:37,917 --> 00:57:39,377 "You are weak in English." 1013 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:41,417 "You show off your rustic style." 1014 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:45,128 "It's useless for you to follow me." 1015 00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:48,747 "I score 33%..." 1016 00:57:48,792 --> 00:57:50,712 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 1017 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,460 "I score 33%..." 1018 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,540 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 1019 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:56,133 "I score 33%..." 1020 00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:58,077 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 1021 00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,915 "I score 33%..." 1022 00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:03,168 "You score 100 out of 100, dear!" 1023 00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:19,785 Listen! - Yes, brother? 1024 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:21,253 Don't accept money from her. - Okay. 1025 00:58:21,292 --> 00:58:23,502 She's your sister-in-law. - Okay. 1026 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:26,672 No sister-in-law, let it be. - Hello! Sister-in-law. 1027 00:58:27,542 --> 00:58:30,042 Sister-in-law! I'll get your arrested. 1028 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:31,923 Brother? Arrested? 1029 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:35,328 Brother? You've scared people here as well? 1030 00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:38,247 Hello, madam! 1031 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:42,333 They aren't scared of me. They respect me. 1032 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:44,285 Goons and hooligans are not respected. 1033 00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:45,633 Why aren't they? 1034 00:58:45,667 --> 00:58:48,917 The famous dacoit master Mr. Jeona Morh Sahib. 1035 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,078 He was so well respected. 1036 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:51,285 Jeona Morh, who is he? 1037 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:53,133 You don't know about Jeona Morh? 1038 00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:55,917 Then you don't know Robin Hood either. - I know. 1039 00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:57,538 You know about foreign dacoits. 1040 00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:59,003 You don't know about Indian dacoits. 1041 00:58:59,042 --> 00:59:01,712 What's wrong with my beautiful Punjab's culture?! 1042 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:03,420 Master Jeona Morh used to.. 1043 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:05,788 ..steal from the rich and distribute it amongst the poor. 1044 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:07,503 I too am from that same category. 1045 00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:09,752 Goons and hooligans don't have a category. 1046 00:59:09,792 --> 00:59:10,922 Why don't they? 1047 00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:11,828 There are different types of them. 1048 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:15,995 Good ones, bad ones, fat ones, thin ones, government run, private ones. 1049 00:59:16,042 --> 00:59:18,752 Helpless ones. - Just a minute. Helplessness? 1050 00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:20,382 Helplessness doesn't make anyone a hooligan. 1051 00:59:20,417 --> 00:59:22,707 It made me. I was happy being an inspector. 1052 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:24,040 An inspector? 1053 00:59:24,083 --> 00:59:28,003 There used to be an inspector. He deceived me. 1054 00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:30,172 He stole from me the girl I loved. 1055 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:31,498 She too was a fool. 1056 00:59:31,542 --> 00:59:34,132 She wanted to marry a policeman. 1057 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:36,747 A policeman can only make a few of your tickets go away. 1058 00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:37,962 What else can a policeman do? 1059 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,460 Ever since then I am against the police. 1060 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:43,000 I feel angry when I see a policeman. 1061 00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,962 If I don't find them outside, I go to the police station. 1062 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,460 The police are scared of me. - Yes, I can understand. - Huh? 1063 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:51,960 I can understand that quite well. - So quickly?! 1064 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,495 I understand everything! 1065 00:59:54,542 --> 00:59:56,382 No one becomes a hooligan just because a girl left him. 1066 00:59:56,417 --> 00:59:59,377 Oh really? You will know when a girl leaves you. 1067 00:59:59,417 --> 01:00:00,497 A girl? 1068 01:00:00,542 --> 01:00:02,422 You catch each and every tiny mistake. 1069 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:03,628 A boy. 1070 01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:07,667 Aunt, can't a boy become a hooligan if a girl leaves him? 1071 01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:14,128 Yes, he can. Why can't he? - Tell her! 1072 01:00:14,167 --> 01:00:19,077 You know your uncle Bishna.. - Uncle? 1073 01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:20,455 Bishna. 1074 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,670 The one with the fence. 1075 01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:24,538 They deal in wood. - Yes. 1076 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:26,633 I'll tell you what happened with him. 1077 01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:29,127 Let's go and sit somewhere. 1078 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:32,827 There's a bug in your hair. There's you and me.. 1079 01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:34,075 Oh shit! 1080 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,383 Oh no! 1081 01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:47,958 Yes. No, not this one. Another one. I'll do that and I think.. 1082 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,080 Come on! Where is it stuck? 1083 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:51,455 Hey! What are you doing? 1084 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,290 They slipped out of my hands, I'm trying to.. 1085 01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:57,173 You are committing suicide? 1086 01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:58,538 No. 1087 01:00:59,375 --> 01:01:01,165 Yes. Yes! 1088 01:01:01,417 --> 01:01:03,497 I am committing "Fuicide!" 1089 01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:06,082 Why should I live in this "Ftupid" world? - No, Goldy. Stop. 1090 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:08,995 I don't want to live. - Are you out of your mind? 1091 01:01:09,042 --> 01:01:10,292 "Ftupid"! - Are you mad? 1092 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,423 It's a beautiful life! 1093 01:01:12,792 --> 01:01:15,462 How is it beautiful, Jaf? How is it beautiful? 1094 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,210 It is beautiful for those who find love. 1095 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:22,420 How is it beautiful for those whose love leaves them? 1096 01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:24,168 How? - I didn't get you. 1097 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:25,748 Let me explain. 1098 01:01:25,792 --> 01:01:30,082 The girl I love has now started loving someone else. 1099 01:01:30,417 --> 01:01:33,667 She has someone else's photo on her Whatsapp. 1100 01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:36,328 Now tell me, who should I live for? 1101 01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:38,745 Who do I have? - Don't lose hope, Goldy. 1102 01:01:38,792 --> 01:01:41,422 I will talk to her about you. I will meet her. 1103 01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:44,418 'What the hell!' No, no, no, no. It's not a problem. 1104 01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:46,288 You don't need to meet her. I'll forget her. 1105 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:48,673 You don't need to forget her. - No, I will forget her. 1106 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:51,538 Introduce me to her. - Listen to me. I will survive. 1107 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,463 I said I want to meet her! 1108 01:01:53,875 --> 01:01:55,125 Okay. 1109 01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:57,082 Fine. As you wish. 1110 01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,075 Tell me when you want to meet her. 1111 01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:00,075 Right away. - How I create her right away? 1112 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:02,285 Huh? - I mean how can I introduce you right away? 1113 01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:04,043 She won't agree. 1114 01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:05,423 Fine. Tomorrow. 1115 01:02:05,458 --> 01:02:07,168 I think we can't delay it anymore. 1116 01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:09,078 It won't be right for you. 1117 01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:13,133 I am here for you. You will get your love. 1118 01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:16,417 You just don't lose hope. Don't worry. 1119 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:20,250 Now I am trapped. 1120 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,080 God knows what will happen to Goldy. 1121 01:02:26,792 --> 01:02:30,132 I'm telling the truth. I swear. Miss Chandigarh was my girlfriend. 1122 01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:34,627 Go. I forgive you. Go. 1123 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,497 She used to tell me, I shall settle down only with you. 1124 01:02:37,542 --> 01:02:40,002 Otherwise I shall renounce the world. 1125 01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:42,082 She begged me to get married to her. 1126 01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:46,035 Oh please. If it is so then why did you come after me? 1127 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:48,963 What should I say? I didn't like her, so I left her. 1128 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,540 Fine. You win, we lose. - Yes. 1129 01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:53,133 We lose. 1130 01:02:53,792 --> 01:02:55,792 I think you guys are not convinced. 1131 01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:59,632 Do one thing. If such a girl doesn't exist.. 1132 01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:02,077 ..you'll never come to this college again. 1133 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,915 Right? Is that fine? - Thanks, Rocky. 1134 01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:09,248 You told him that he should never come to this college again. 1135 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,632 'What has she done!' 1136 01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:18,457 'Lucky Singh, what have you done!' 1137 01:03:19,292 --> 01:03:24,502 This is how your uncle Bishna became Jagga, the dacoit. 1138 01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:28,172 Stop it, aunt. Stop it. 1139 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:29,788 Stop it, aunt. 1140 01:03:29,833 --> 01:03:31,333 You stop it. 1141 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,125 It's okay, dear. Don't stop the tears. 1142 01:03:33,167 --> 01:03:35,877 It makes you feel lighter. Bye. 1143 01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:39,125 You two keep crying. I'll go and meet Bishna. 1144 01:03:39,167 --> 01:03:42,917 He became Jagga, the dacoit, because of me. 1145 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:45,750 This is how helplessness makes someone a dacoit. 1146 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:48,288 Fine. I understand. 1147 01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:51,333 You call that girl. - Which girl? 1148 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,915 The one that deceived you. - Okay. 1149 01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:56,418 I will meet her and try to reason it out with her. 1150 01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:59,707 So that you mend your ways and the police are safe again. 1151 01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:01,665 Let's meet tomorrow. 1152 01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:03,077 But.. 1153 01:04:04,958 --> 01:04:06,828 Now from where should I get the girl? 1154 01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:09,538 Fine. Fine. Fine. Everything else is fine. 1155 01:04:09,583 --> 01:04:12,543 I needed a girlfriend. No, a fake one. 1156 01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:14,543 The one who ditches. 1157 01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:16,543 You don't know about girls ditching boys? 1158 01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:18,753 The ones who use boys for mobile recharges and then ditch them? 1159 01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:20,212 No, for real.. 1160 01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:22,790 How can I forget you after I become an inspector? 1161 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:25,830 I should say your full name? Yes, I remember your full name. 1162 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:30,575 Sonia. And a fried bread... Bhatura. No, no, no. 1163 01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:34,133 Puri! Sonia Puri! 1164 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:37,253 Monika. Right! 1165 01:04:37,292 --> 01:04:39,422 Sally? Yes, I have come back. 1166 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:41,788 Are you free for a few days? 1167 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:44,745 No, I want to make you my girlfriend for a few days. 1168 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,880 I want to make you my girlfriend and you are acting like my aunt. 1169 01:04:50,917 --> 01:04:52,917 Really? You have been married for 6 years? 1170 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:54,828 You didn't tell me. Okay.. 1171 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,535 Okay. You have a 5-year-old son as well. 1172 01:04:56,583 --> 01:04:59,213 Rimpy, I wanted a girlfriend for a few days. 1173 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:00,750 Okay, you have a boyfriend. 1174 01:05:00,792 --> 01:05:03,172 You had a little sister, right? 1175 01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:05,753 Nisha, can you be my girlfriend for a few days? 1176 01:05:05,792 --> 01:05:08,042 Oh auntie. Hello, auntie. 1177 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:09,043 I seek your blessings. 1178 01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:10,923 Hi, Chintu. How are you? 1179 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:14,458 Yes, I am your uncle. Yes, we were classmates. Yes. 1180 01:05:14,792 --> 01:05:17,292 I am not your maternal uncle. I am your paternal uncle. 1181 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,963 Gurminder? I wanted you to be my girlfriend. 1182 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,750 You are on your honeymoon? When will you be free? 1183 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:23,042 When will you come back? 1184 01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:25,252 Hello, Gurpreet? Will you be my girlfriend for a few days? 1185 01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:26,792 Oh brother, it's you. 1186 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:28,923 Fine. But why did you say yes to me? 1187 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,538 I told you not maternal, I am your paternal uncle. 1188 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,165 Gurpreet? Wrong number. - Hello? 1189 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:35,248 Monika, your kids are very rude. - Will you be my girlfriend? 1190 01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:37,542 You haven't brought them up well. 1191 01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:42,625 Strange. It's so hard to find a fake, ditching girlfriend. 1192 01:05:42,667 --> 01:05:45,377 Boys are defaming girls for no reason. 1193 01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,957 All want to be a girlfriend for real. - Yes. 1194 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,290 Thank God my beautiful Punjab's culture is still alive. 1195 01:05:55,167 --> 01:05:58,127 What's wrong, sons? Why do you look so upset? 1196 01:05:58,167 --> 01:05:59,707 How can I help you? 1197 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:02,290 Yes, I needed a girlfriend. A fake one. 1198 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,753 Do you want to be one? 1199 01:06:04,167 --> 01:06:06,207 A girlfriend who has a moustache? 1200 01:06:07,417 --> 01:06:11,827 Make Grover's daughter your fake girlfriend. 1201 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:13,035 Preeto. 1202 01:06:13,083 --> 01:06:15,043 Go and cook. 1203 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,423 He's suggesting Preeto! 1204 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:22,210 Preeto! Preeto doesn't look like girlfriend from any angel. 1205 01:06:22,250 --> 01:06:24,080 She looks like a little sister. - Huh? 1206 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,625 Someone else's. 1207 01:06:25,667 --> 01:06:27,127 Preeto. 1208 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:40,495 By the way, even if we three find a fake girlfriend.. 1209 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,503 Don't you think we are creating a problem for ourselves? 1210 01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:43,422 True. 1211 01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:46,288 It's like buying a ticket for the bus you won't travel in. 1212 01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:48,503 I have a solution for that as well. 1213 01:06:49,583 --> 01:06:51,003 Fake encounter. 1214 01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:52,582 We should die? 1215 01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,125 Don't make me kill you. 1216 01:06:54,167 --> 01:06:55,377 Let me finish. 1217 01:06:55,417 --> 01:06:59,497 We will make Harpal the lover because of whom they left us. 1218 01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:01,752 Harpal will be out of their life.. 1219 01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:04,542 ..and the fake girlfriends will be out of lives. 1220 01:07:05,667 --> 01:07:08,077 I have to act for him, him and him. 1221 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:10,455 If you want me to act so much then why don't you trap.. 1222 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:14,040 ..a property dealer in Chandigarh and make a Punjabi film for me? 1223 01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:15,753 Just do what you have been asked to do. 1224 01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,882 What should I do? I cannot understand your mess. 1225 01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:19,457 I don't know what this algebra is. 1226 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:21,500 Give me a pen and a paper to write it down. 1227 01:07:21,542 --> 01:07:23,132 I cannot do all this. 1228 01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:24,537 Harpal.. 1229 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:27,213 You know line duty is very tough. 1230 01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,535 You.. 1231 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,633 I love you guys so much that I can never say no to you. 1232 01:07:35,667 --> 01:07:37,167 Yes, I know. 1233 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:40,498 I'll do it. It's not a problem. 1234 01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:42,750 But I have a condition. 1235 01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:45,745 I first want to meet the girls. 1236 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,130 Fine. 1237 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,165 I will be meeting her in the evening at the coffee house. 1238 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,788 I will make you meet her. Okay? 1239 01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:55,173 That's great. Even I have called my girl there. 1240 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,918 Fine then I will ask her to come there. 1241 01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:58,038 Let's go. - Let's go. - Let's go. 1242 01:07:58,083 --> 01:07:58,923 Let's go. 1243 01:07:58,958 --> 01:08:02,708 Where are you going? What about the work I told you to do? 1244 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:06,790 Father, we are working on the program you want us to do. 1245 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,043 Hats off to such a father.. 1246 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:12,963 ..who asks for a report of his sons' love life every day. 1247 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,130 Right? - Bye. - Let's go before he starts again. 1248 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:19,540 Great. You three brothers could find only me to make your fake girlfriend? 1249 01:08:19,583 --> 01:08:23,043 I didn't know all of us are going to call you. 1250 01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:24,997 Don't you have another female friend? 1251 01:08:25,042 --> 01:08:27,292 We have. We have plenty, Preet. 1252 01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:29,793 But who will be ready to do such a job? - What? 1253 01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,083 You are our childhood friend, right. 1254 01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:36,165 Yes. - I thought you asked me to come here to celebrate my birthday. 1255 01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:39,038 Oh yes. It's today. - Yes, it's today. 1256 01:08:39,083 --> 01:08:45,503 "May you live a thousand years where each year has 20,000 days." 1257 01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:47,462 Okay. Okay. Thanks. Thanks. 1258 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,960 She agreed. - She agreed. - But.. 1259 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,130 Great. 1260 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,537 But how can I be the girlfriend for all three of you? 1261 01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:54,133 Not all three of us. You can be mine. 1262 01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:55,957 No. Why yours? Be mine. 1263 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,830 Mine. - Mine. - She will be mine. 1264 01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:00,165 Mine. - Mine. - Mine. 1265 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:04,788 Preet, try to remember. In primary school you used to eat my lunch. 1266 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:06,253 I used to drink just tea. 1267 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:09,792 Did I ever complain? I used to be hungry but I never complained. 1268 01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:12,253 Preet, remember, I cleaned the orange candies.. 1269 01:09:12,292 --> 01:09:14,042 ..which fell near the gutter and gave them to you. 1270 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,383 I never had them. Try to recall! 1271 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:18,287 Preet, you forgot I used to try your plaits? 1272 01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:19,963 When did you tie her plaits? 1273 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,460 Fine. Fine. Okay. Wait. Wait. 1274 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:22,500 Let's do one thing. 1275 01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:24,962 One by one, I'll pretend to be the girlfriend of all three of you. 1276 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,670 One by one? - That's fine. 1277 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:28,828 That's fine. - Happy birthday to you. 1278 01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:33,883 Happy birthday. - Thank you. But, who are you? 1279 01:09:34,125 --> 01:09:35,625 You must take the cake. 1280 01:09:35,667 --> 01:09:37,037 Let me tell you. 1281 01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:38,923 I wish you a very happy birthday. 1282 01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:42,078 He is the one for whom you will ditch us. 1283 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:45,705 Harpal, she is the girl you have to pretend to be in love with. 1284 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:47,420 Just pretend. 1285 01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:50,958 No. That deal is now cancelled. 1286 01:09:51,292 --> 01:09:54,082 Now this will be true love, and nothing else. 1287 01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:56,205 Hello! What are you saying? 1288 01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:58,790 Let me explain. They won't say anything. 1289 01:09:58,833 --> 01:10:03,293 Harpal, don't cross the limit. We discussed that you will act. 1290 01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:07,753 We must have. But I cannot pretend to be in love with her. 1291 01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:09,422 You cannot do this. - No. No. 1292 01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:12,628 Hello! Listen to me. I.. if you want acting.. 1293 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,497 Ask someone else to do it. - This is not right. 1294 01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:16,132 I am leaving. - Hello! 1295 01:10:16,167 --> 01:10:17,667 Harpal! 1296 01:10:19,333 --> 01:10:21,083 He's back. - Look.. 1297 01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:28,708 What happened? - What happened? Why did you return? - You're back. 1298 01:10:29,042 --> 01:10:32,212 Death surrounds us disguised as angels. 1299 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:33,918 See for yourself. 1300 01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:36,537 Oh no! 1301 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,630 Why is Jaf coming here? 1302 01:10:42,667 --> 01:10:46,627 Either stop them or hide me. Otherwise I will get caught. 1303 01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:49,127 If I get caught, everyone will get caught. 1304 01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,207 Then you can get engaged in Tihar Jail. 1305 01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:53,330 Run! - God bless you! 1306 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:55,247 Oh no! Run! 1307 01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:03,377 You see that pretty girl? You say this purse is yours. - Okay. 1308 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:05,127 Okay? And you dropped Rs. 500. 1309 01:11:05,167 --> 01:11:06,877 You need to distract her. - Okay. 1310 01:11:06,917 --> 01:11:08,127 Go. Go. Go. Good. Good. Good. 1311 01:11:08,167 --> 01:11:09,787 Do you see that girl in the red top? 1312 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,003 Do you know what you have to do? 1313 01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:14,002 You need to bang into her and throw the coffee on her. 1314 01:11:14,042 --> 01:11:15,292 And here you go. 1315 01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:17,003 I don't need the money, brother. 1316 01:11:17,042 --> 01:11:19,502 If you say, I'll bang into her for free. 1317 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:20,833 Go. 1318 01:11:20,875 --> 01:11:22,455 Go! - Okay. 1319 01:11:24,667 --> 01:11:26,167 What have you done! 1320 01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:29,292 Where is the washroom? 1321 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:30,963 Over there. 1322 01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:39,538 What are you doing here? 1323 01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,503 I came to meet her. 1324 01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:43,383 You know many girls. 1325 01:11:43,417 --> 01:11:44,667 As if that is making you sad. 1326 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,998 Hello! - She is that girl. Preet. 1327 01:11:47,833 --> 01:11:50,423 Preet? Who? - Helplessness. Hooligan? 1328 01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:52,457 Oh. Okay. 1329 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,790 Can I talk to you for two minutes? 1330 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,213 Two minutes will be a lot. Can't you hurry up? 1331 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:59,080 Look, he is in such a hurry. 1332 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,665 He knows I want to talk to you about him. 1333 01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:03,668 So what should I do? 1334 01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:07,535 Whose purse is it? - It's mine. 1335 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,290 It has Rs. 500 less in it. 1336 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:14,133 Look.. - First count your money. - I am. 1337 01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:17,785 I won't let you go. Rs. 500 is missing. - I am standing over here. Count. 1338 01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:21,002 What happened? - She slapped me. 1339 01:12:21,708 --> 01:12:25,918 I paid you Rs. 500 for the slap. 1340 01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:27,790 Go. He wanted to bang into her for free. 1341 01:12:27,833 --> 01:12:31,083 Excuse me. If you like him so much, then you can have him. 1342 01:12:31,125 --> 01:12:33,995 I have found my inspector. 1343 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:36,455 She is angry. Now she will leave. 1344 01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:38,380 Go. - Okay. 1345 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:40,540 She is very arrogant. 1346 01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:43,503 She fights over petty things. 1347 01:12:43,542 --> 01:12:45,922 She gave you a good advice before leaving. 1348 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:49,535 Now there is no one between us. - There is. 1349 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:51,253 An inspector. 1350 01:12:51,292 --> 01:12:53,002 She has an inspector. You have an inspector. 1351 01:12:53,042 --> 01:12:54,672 All the police in the world are after me. 1352 01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:55,918 Don't they have anything else to do? 1353 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,208 Tell me that you are lying. - It's true. 1354 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,330 I asked you to lie. You should listen to me at least sometimes. 1355 01:13:01,375 --> 01:13:03,035 I want to meet him. - Fine. 1356 01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,383 Come to the police station tomorrow at 12:00pm. 1357 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:06,827 Don't back out. - The newspaper! - Oh no! 1358 01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:09,382 You? 1359 01:13:09,417 --> 01:13:11,417 I'll introduce you two right away. 1360 01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:13,575 Where did he go? 1361 01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:16,580 What are you doing over here? 1362 01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:19,285 What are you doing over here? 1363 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:22,673 I had some work. But you, in this uniform? 1364 01:13:22,708 --> 01:13:25,038 Policeman will wear a police's uniform. Who else will wear it? 1365 01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:27,083 But in a constable's uniform? 1366 01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:31,787 Yes. Actually, the thing is, I'm on duty. A secret mission. 1367 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:32,753 I needed to come in a disguise. 1368 01:13:32,792 --> 01:13:35,082 So being an inspector, I came as a constable. 1369 01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:37,035 But why a constable? 1370 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:38,543 Actually I got scared. 1371 01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:42,213 I thought of being a sage, but people are anti-sage these days. 1372 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:43,830 Then I thought I should go as a constable.. 1373 01:13:43,875 --> 01:13:46,375 Why should I get beaten up by people for being a sage? 1374 01:13:46,417 --> 01:13:48,247 You do your work so sincerely. 1375 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:49,542 Yes, yes, yes. 1376 01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:50,883 Who are you signalling? 1377 01:13:50,917 --> 01:13:53,327 No, actually. I was with the traffic police for some time. 1378 01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,375 I am used to giving signals, go here, go there. 1379 01:13:55,417 --> 01:13:58,997 Signals. - Traffic police? Signals? 1380 01:13:59,042 --> 01:14:01,382 Yes. Actually.. you didn't get me. 1381 01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:04,877 Whether or not you understood, I'll have to go. I'm on duty. 1382 01:14:04,917 --> 01:14:06,497 Strange. 1383 01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:07,962 Count properly. I haven't touched it. 1384 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,750 I am telling you Rs. 500 is missing. 1385 01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:12,082 Wait here. Take Rs. 500 from me. 1386 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:13,495 My purse? 1387 01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:15,422 I'll go and get it from my car. Wait here. - Okay. 1388 01:14:15,667 --> 01:14:17,207 I got saved! 1389 01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:18,500 Yes! 1390 01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:19,422 Hello! 1391 01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:21,420 Yes. I sent her to the bathroom. 1392 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:23,078 My girl has also left. She left. 1393 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,375 Before your girl returns from the bathroom, let's leave. 1394 01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:26,667 Let's go. - Yeah, let's go. 1395 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,290 My car. - This is not the right way to park the car. 1396 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,333 What have I done? 1397 01:14:31,375 --> 01:14:32,325 Oh no! 1398 01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,035 Your girl went to the bathroom in her car? 1399 01:14:34,083 --> 01:14:36,043 When you don't know how to drive then why do you even try? 1400 01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:37,923 Let's go. - Let's go, kid. 1401 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,248 I won't go. - Go! 1402 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:43,463 What will I do? - Will you go or should I take out my pistol? 1403 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,670 You too will face such a situation soon. 1404 01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:47,378 What have I done? You have parked your car wrong. 1405 01:14:47,417 --> 01:14:49,127 I am wrong? I didn't park my car right? 1406 01:14:49,167 --> 01:14:50,377 You don't know how to drive. - You.. 1407 01:14:50,417 --> 01:14:51,667 What have you done? - People say that.. 1408 01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:52,958 ..women can't drive because of people like you. 1409 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,540 Who will pay for this? - What have I done? 1410 01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:57,333 Listen to me. - You see how you have parked. - Jaf. 1411 01:14:57,375 --> 01:14:59,705 Preet. - I have parked my car right. 1412 01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:01,540 You don't know how to drive. - Listen to me, Jaf. 1413 01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:03,713 Jaf. She is Preet. 1414 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:05,332 What does that have to do with hitting my car? 1415 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:08,375 Jaf, she is the same Preet. My Preet. 1416 01:15:08,917 --> 01:15:13,827 Oh. Okay. Goldy, you want to marry her? She cannot drive! 1417 01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:16,745 Look, what does my marriage have to do with a car? 1418 01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:19,752 We will keep a driver. Please "ftay" calm. 1419 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:23,080 Why don't you marry him? You know how to drive, right? 1420 01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:26,745 What has a car have to do with my marriage? 1421 01:15:26,792 --> 01:15:29,252 What does it have to do with it? 1422 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:32,962 Tell me something? You left him? 1423 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,210 This is my personal life. I don't share it with anyone. 1424 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:37,880 I love a singer. 1425 01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:41,083 Preet. Preet. Preet, please. 1426 01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:44,245 For God's "fake!" Preet! Preet! Don't go. 1427 01:15:44,292 --> 01:15:45,542 Please come back. 1428 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,455 Don't worry, Goldy. Don't worry. 1429 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:52,960 She has destroyed my car. I will destroy her ego. 1430 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:55,455 Now I will teach you how to sing. 1431 01:15:56,083 --> 01:16:00,333 One day you will sing so well, that she will apologise to you. 1432 01:16:00,375 --> 01:16:02,205 "Feriously" Jaf? "Feriously"? 1433 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,000 Yes. - I cannot tell you how happy I am. 1434 01:16:05,042 --> 01:16:06,422 You will teach me. 1435 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:07,790 Of course. 1436 01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:14,497 Jaf, I think I left my wallet inside. I'll go and get it. 1437 01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:17,035 Inside? 1438 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,077 Cat caught your tongue, eh? 1439 01:16:30,792 --> 01:16:33,082 Meet Miss Chandigarh. 1440 01:16:33,958 --> 01:16:35,878 She is crazy about me. 1441 01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:38,875 Like shah Rukh was crazy about Paro, right? 1442 01:16:38,917 --> 01:16:42,997 Devdas type. I think she sometimes drinks because of me. 1443 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:44,423 Okay, Lucky. 1444 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:47,038 Just because Miss Chandigarh is crazy about you.. 1445 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:51,503 ..it doesn't mean you will show off to a few normal people. 1446 01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:54,002 Just marry me and take me to your village. 1447 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:57,132 This is not possible, my dear. 1448 01:16:58,917 --> 01:17:01,247 I now belong to someone else. 1449 01:17:02,083 --> 01:17:03,463 How is that possible? 1450 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:07,920 And what about the camp I joined to learn how to milk the buffalos? 1451 01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:10,498 I thought after getting married to you I'll have to milk them. 1452 01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:13,792 Instead of making you do that I would rather sell them. 1453 01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:15,633 Lakha! - Leave! 1454 01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:20,957 Excuse me, in spite of being so well-educated you are crazy about this idiot? 1455 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,290 I am an idiot? 1456 01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:25,383 What to do? Love is blind. 1457 01:17:25,417 --> 01:17:27,787 One doesn't think before falling in love. 1458 01:17:28,167 --> 01:17:29,667 Yes. Go. Please. 1459 01:17:29,708 --> 01:17:33,208 I am leaving for now. But don't think that I'm going out of your life. 1460 01:17:34,042 --> 01:17:36,172 I think she got too emotional. 1461 01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:38,208 What you are doing with her is not right. 1462 01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:40,330 And what about what you are doing with me? 1463 01:17:40,375 --> 01:17:43,125 My only mistake is that I am rustic, right? 1464 01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:47,827 Yes, of course. Rustic, show-off, uneducated.. 1465 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:49,875 Come what may, I will make you milk the buffalos. 1466 01:17:49,917 --> 01:17:50,827 What? 1467 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:55,415 "She was sitting in a coffee shop with her friend." 1468 01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:00,580 "Her curly hair, prettier than the clouds." 1469 01:18:05,417 --> 01:18:08,167 "She was sitting in a "Foffee" shop.." 1470 01:18:08,208 --> 01:18:09,708 F.. I can't say F. 1471 01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:11,880 You can show this F to someone else. 1472 01:18:11,917 --> 01:18:14,457 From the first day itself I knew that you can sing. 1473 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,960 Sir.. sir, if you knew then why did you lie? 1474 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,040 Just a minute, you lied that you can't sing. 1475 01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:23,583 Sir.. 1476 01:18:23,917 --> 01:18:27,037 I will tell you the truth if you don't tell Jaf.. 1477 01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:28,713 If you don't tell Jas. 1478 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:31,170 Oh, so this is because of Jas. 1479 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:37,167 But she wants to marry someone who can sing. 1480 01:18:37,208 --> 01:18:40,418 Why are you going the wrong way? 1481 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:44,038 Sir, the thing is, I like Jas. 1482 01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:47,503 I want her to love me and not my image. She should like me, love me. 1483 01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:49,502 Hence I am doing all this. 1484 01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:52,075 You have taught me something new today. 1485 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:53,245 Listen.. 1486 01:18:54,208 --> 01:18:59,128 It shouldn't be that you stay off tune and she finds someone else. 1487 01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:03,825 I am no less, sir. I am fully prepared. 1488 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:07,173 I have a scheme, but I need your help. 1489 01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:19,578 Inspector.. 1490 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:24,378 What you did was not right. 1491 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:27,540 I won't spare you. 1492 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:31,673 Strange. I keep sparing you and you say that you won't spare me. 1493 01:19:31,917 --> 01:19:34,827 Go home, kid. Daddy is waiting. 1494 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,665 Don't take your hand out of the window. 1495 01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:39,825 Start counting your days. 1496 01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:45,125 I am scared, man. 1497 01:19:47,167 --> 01:19:52,077 Counsellor, what's the section for threatening an inspector in the police station? 1498 01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:53,875 Section 186. 1499 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:58,383 But you don't know how much one is beaten for that. 1500 01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:02,327 Let's go. 1501 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,500 Harpal, I had given you Gama's file.. 1502 01:20:09,542 --> 01:20:12,082 You are still here? - Where else would I be? 1503 01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,125 Sir, it will soon be noon. Become a hooligan. 1504 01:20:14,167 --> 01:20:15,627 You were to meet her at 12:00pm. - I forgot. 1505 01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:19,457 Thank you for reminding me. - Leave. Go and get ready. 1506 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:22,708 Sir? What are you doing? 1507 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,790 I am making sweets. Want some? 1508 01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:26,753 Can't you see I am pinning sir's photo? 1509 01:20:26,792 --> 01:20:28,962 But why are you pinning his photo here? 1510 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:32,540 When we visit someone's house.. 1511 01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:34,923 The owner's photo is always there. 1512 01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:37,128 So who is the owner of this police station? 1513 01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:38,247 He is! 1514 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:41,422 When useless people's photo can be here then why can't his photo be here? 1515 01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:43,328 Go and do your duty. - Okay. 1516 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:49,705 So, how are you? 1517 01:20:50,083 --> 01:20:52,753 You are asking a chicken who is about to get roasted, how is he doing. 1518 01:20:52,792 --> 01:20:54,382 Don't you know how I am doing? 1519 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:56,497 Listen, I have some important work with you. 1520 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,382 I want you to meet the singing teacher. Come with me. 1521 01:20:58,417 --> 01:20:59,827 You want me to meet the singing teacher. 1522 01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:01,535 One comes scared saying, meet my girlfriend. 1523 01:21:01,583 --> 01:21:02,883 Second comes says, meet the singing teacher. 1524 01:21:02,917 --> 01:21:03,997 The third one will want me to meet someone else. 1525 01:21:04,042 --> 01:21:05,252 What do you think I am? 1526 01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:08,172 Make three copies of me and keep me in your purse. 1527 01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:11,208 Why? You aren't Pamela Anderson that we'll keep your copies in our purse. 1528 01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,670 Come with me, it's urgent. Very important. 1529 01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:15,128 It's urgent for everyone. Wait outside for your turn. 1530 01:21:15,167 --> 01:21:18,417 Come when your number comes. Go and wait. Leave. 1531 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:20,748 Go. - Now I had to hear that from you as well. 1532 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:21,962 This is what was left. 1533 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,920 I am waiting outside. Let me know. 1534 01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:26,378 My bad luck. 1535 01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:30,877 This? - See how feared I am! 1536 01:21:30,917 --> 01:21:33,077 How's that? - Shall we? 1537 01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:35,883 Jealous. 1538 01:21:36,542 --> 01:21:37,882 Hello. 1539 01:21:38,417 --> 01:21:39,497 Hi. 1540 01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:43,753 Most welcome. Please have a seat. Sit here. 1541 01:21:43,792 --> 01:21:45,212 Look.. 1542 01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:51,787 I thought he'll be a big obstacle, but he isn't even a pebble. 1543 01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,173 What are you saying about the law in an unlawful manner? 1544 01:21:55,208 --> 01:22:01,078 No, I was telling him that I always had a dream that a police officer.. 1545 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:02,245 If she has such a dream.. 1546 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,212 ..then inspector, make sleeping arrangements for her in the lock-up. 1547 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:06,420 Oh, please. - No, she is also right. 1548 01:22:06,458 --> 01:22:07,998 Everyone has a passion. 1549 01:22:08,042 --> 01:22:13,132 I like the medical profession. I wanted to have a doctor in my life. 1550 01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:17,497 That's why the girl I have chosen to marry is a doctor. 1551 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:19,828 Heard that? Shall we leave now? 1552 01:22:19,875 --> 01:22:22,285 No, why are you leaving. My doctor is coming. 1553 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:25,253 Meet her and then leave. She will soon be here with my lunch. 1554 01:22:25,292 --> 01:22:27,082 There she is. This is what is called love. 1555 01:22:27,125 --> 01:22:28,785 Hello. - Hi. 1556 01:22:29,167 --> 01:22:31,327 You? What are you doing over here? 1557 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:33,785 Inspector, please arrest him. 1558 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:43,918 Where did this storm come from? 1559 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,670 Oh, God! 1560 01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:48,668 Inspector! Inspector! Inspector! 1561 01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:50,628 Inspector! I am ruined! 1562 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:51,997 Sorry! 1563 01:22:52,458 --> 01:22:54,208 Inspector! Inspector! - Yes? 1564 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:55,960 I am ruined! We had a theft in our house! 1565 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,080 In our house? - In your house? 1566 01:22:58,125 --> 01:22:59,825 There will be a theft in everyone's house, the thief is on the way. 1567 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:03,325 If we don't stop her then there will be a problem. Let's go. Let's go. 1568 01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:05,495 Why are you winking at them? 1569 01:23:05,542 --> 01:23:07,382 Because the thief hit me in my eye. 1570 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:09,707 Why are you so concerned about it? Leave! Go from here! 1571 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,210 Why is he saying that to her? 1572 01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:16,080 No, this is a police station. Anyone can be rude to anyone. 1573 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:16,875 It's nothing. 1574 01:23:16,917 --> 01:23:19,957 Anyway, she is my fiancée. Who are you to mind if I don't mind it? 1575 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,540 What are you doing over here? Go home and take care of the kids. 1576 01:23:22,583 --> 01:23:25,173 Kids? - Kids? You shouldn't take everything seriously. 1577 01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:27,288 Once we get married, we will have kids as well, right? 1578 01:23:27,333 --> 01:23:30,923 Let's go or we will be doomed. We will be doomed. 1579 01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:35,785 Jaf, you? 1580 01:23:35,833 --> 01:23:37,333 What are you doing over here? 1581 01:23:39,667 --> 01:23:40,627 What are you doing over here? 1582 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:42,787 What are you doing over here? - What are you doing over here? 1583 01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:45,173 I saw your car outside and I got scared. 1584 01:23:45,208 --> 01:23:47,458 And I understood that you have come to meet the inspector. 1585 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,580 You are looking very smart, inspector. 1586 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,750 How can any inspector not look smart? 1587 01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:59,003 The singer is also here. - Who? 1588 01:23:59,833 --> 01:24:00,833 Him. 1589 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:03,788 It's a pleasure to meet you. 1590 01:24:04,042 --> 01:24:06,422 Everyone likes meeting singers. 1591 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,038 Well said, my boy. 1592 01:24:08,375 --> 01:24:10,035 We are doomed! 1593 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:11,423 A great singer from Punjab. - What a day! 1594 01:24:11,458 --> 01:24:14,998 We are doomed! We are doomed! We are doomed! 1595 01:24:15,042 --> 01:24:16,172 Stop! 1596 01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:18,537 What was stolen from you? 1597 01:24:20,542 --> 01:24:23,082 My harmonium was stolen. I came here to report that. 1598 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,165 That.. - We'll find it. 1599 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,828 What that? You said your life is ruined. 1600 01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:30,245 If something which runs your house is stolen you are ruined right? 1601 01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:31,922 Yes. - Valid point. 1602 01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:33,538 Everything in my house was stolen. My harmonium was stolen. 1603 01:24:33,583 --> 01:24:35,633 We are ruined. Now everything is lost. Come, let's save the house. 1604 01:24:35,667 --> 01:24:37,167 Get the harmonium back. Let's go. - Wait a minute. 1605 01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:39,498 Let me spend some time with the inspector. 1606 01:24:39,542 --> 01:24:42,382 Sir, you are very brave. 1607 01:24:42,667 --> 01:24:45,207 I saw you hitting Gama. 1608 01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,083 Very strong. 1609 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:49,375 Sir, one pic with you, please? 1610 01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:52,288 Forget the pic. Come, let's save the house. 1611 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:54,173 My harmonium was stolen. - Just a minute. 1612 01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:59,630 Sir, I wanted to say something. 1613 01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:01,327 Yes, tell me. 1614 01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:03,875 Your voice.. - Voice? 1615 01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:05,417 We're ruined! 1616 01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:07,628 I too like his voice. Your voice. 1617 01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:09,077 Right? 1618 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:11,125 Oh. My voice. 1619 01:25:11,167 --> 01:25:14,127 Look our voice matters a lot in our department. - Yes. 1620 01:25:14,167 --> 01:25:18,917 If our voice is not strong, people won't listen to us. 1621 01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:20,788 Oh, that way. 1622 01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:23,293 Yeah, by the way, that way. 1623 01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:25,673 Oh, that way. I think I too should go and rehearse. 1624 01:25:25,708 --> 01:25:26,828 Let's go. - Bye. 1625 01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:30,285 Your sister seems to be a fan of this singer. 1626 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:31,503 He sings well. 1627 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:34,252 She is fortunate. She got what she wanted. 1628 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:38,210 Yes, not like us. We both didn't get the people we love. 1629 01:25:38,250 --> 01:25:40,000 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 1630 01:25:40,042 --> 01:25:41,462 Stop. Stop. Stop. 1631 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:43,785 What's inspector's photo doing over here? 1632 01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:47,462 When we visit someone's house.. 1633 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,040 The owner's photo is always there. 1634 01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:50,503 So who is the owner of this police station? 1635 01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:52,632 He is! If not his, will a nobody's photo be here? 1636 01:25:52,667 --> 01:25:54,997 You don't know anything. Let's go. 1637 01:25:58,708 --> 01:26:03,498 Pay attention to your work. I will handle that inspector. 1638 01:26:03,542 --> 01:26:06,422 Brother, he insulted me in front of the world. 1639 01:26:06,667 --> 01:26:09,917 I'll kill his family on the streets. 1640 01:26:09,958 --> 01:26:14,208 He has messed with me. I'll teach him a lesson. 1641 01:26:14,250 --> 01:26:19,040 Has anyone who has messed with us ever survived? 1642 01:26:19,083 --> 01:26:21,633 No, right? He won't survive either. 1643 01:26:21,667 --> 01:26:24,997 We should make preparations for the election. 1644 01:26:25,042 --> 01:26:31,502 Once I become a MP, I will get him shot. 1645 01:26:31,542 --> 01:26:34,672 Look, a truck full of drugs is coming here. 1646 01:26:35,042 --> 01:26:37,002 It should reach here safely. 1647 01:26:37,292 --> 01:26:42,082 Then the entire young generation will be in our hands. 1648 01:26:42,417 --> 01:26:45,747 We will ask an addict to shoot him. 1649 01:26:46,125 --> 01:26:48,205 I will be the one to shoot him. 1650 01:26:58,917 --> 01:27:01,667 I think you don't love music at all. 1651 01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:04,543 I love it, please continue. 1652 01:27:05,042 --> 01:27:07,382 I am having a lot of fun. He trapped me. 1653 01:27:07,417 --> 01:27:09,497 I don't know anything about music. 1654 01:27:09,542 --> 01:27:11,962 In our community singing is considered a bad thing. 1655 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,630 Your community considers police a bad thing as well. 1656 01:27:13,667 --> 01:27:14,497 But they join the force, don't they? 1657 01:27:14,542 --> 01:27:16,132 Stay here. - Oh really? 1658 01:27:16,167 --> 01:27:19,077 Fine then, here goes the police. Solve your next case on your own. 1659 01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:21,133 Sir, what are you doing over here? 1660 01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:25,537 I was seeking blessings from sir and waiting for you. 1661 01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:28,423 You were waiting for me? Why? 1662 01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:32,288 He is a very old disciple of his. 1663 01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:35,753 So sir wanted to introduce him to you. 1664 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:38,252 Sir never told me that you learnt from him. 1665 01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:41,207 You sing so well, sir. 1666 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:45,250 It is all thanks to him. And your graciousness. 1667 01:27:45,292 --> 01:27:47,292 I am nothing. 1668 01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:50,753 Along his voice, his style is also that of a singer. 1669 01:27:50,792 --> 01:27:54,172 The girl who marries this singer, her life will be made. 1670 01:27:54,792 --> 01:27:57,042 You are over here? I was looking for you. 1671 01:27:57,083 --> 01:28:00,083 She is back in your life? - I too think so. Come to me, my baby 1672 01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:04,883 I was waiting for you. - Oh. Thank you very much. 1673 01:28:05,125 --> 01:28:09,245 What is this? Don't you have any "fhame"? You cheated me? 1674 01:28:09,292 --> 01:28:12,172 I used to call you brother and you.. 1675 01:28:12,208 --> 01:28:13,668 You "fnatched" my love from me. 1676 01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:16,038 I mean I took the booking and you performed in the show! 1677 01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:17,423 "Fhame" on you! "Fhame" on you! 1678 01:28:17,458 --> 01:28:20,538 This is not cheating. Love is love. 1679 01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:22,673 If it happens, it happens. Let's go, darling. 1680 01:28:23,417 --> 01:28:24,997 Please give way. - Listen to me. 1681 01:28:25,042 --> 01:28:25,712 Bye, sir. - Listen to me! 1682 01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:27,830 Listen to me! - Bye, sir. 1683 01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:32,665 No one knows how one feels when someone they love leaves them. 1684 01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:35,378 No one knows. - Who says no one knows? I know. 1685 01:28:35,417 --> 01:28:38,127 Jaf, thank you for understanding my pain. 1686 01:28:38,167 --> 01:28:40,417 Sir, I don't want to learn from you anymore. 1687 01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:42,828 I am going. - Wait, Goldy. Goldy, wait. 1688 01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:48,535 Jaf, you saw, I learnt from the same teacher as Harpal. 1689 01:28:49,167 --> 01:28:51,457 But today, Preet didn't choose me. 1690 01:28:51,708 --> 01:28:53,538 Not you, the music. 1691 01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:57,922 What do you mean, Jaf? Is music everything in life? 1692 01:28:58,292 --> 01:29:00,132 Ranjha wasn't melodious. 1693 01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:02,877 Mirza didn't have any performances, did he? Tell me. 1694 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:05,165 But they couldn't get their love, could they? 1695 01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:09,040 Does it mean I won't get my love, Jaf? 1696 01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:12,543 Don't worry. I will teach you how to sing. 1697 01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:17,503 And if I can't do that then I will make you forget her. 1698 01:29:18,167 --> 01:29:20,997 No, Jaf. No one can take Preet out of my heart. 1699 01:29:21,042 --> 01:29:23,172 I will. Give me a chance. 1700 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,330 You are so nice, Jaf. 1701 01:29:26,375 --> 01:29:30,285 You'll turn the life of anyone you choose into "Fhangri-la". 1702 01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:31,713 What? - Heaven. Paradise. 1703 01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:34,997 What is this nonsense? 1704 01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:37,753 This isn't nonsense, madam. 1705 01:29:38,417 --> 01:29:42,457 Now that your heart was broken, you know how it feels. 1706 01:29:43,250 --> 01:29:45,750 Pick up that hockey stick. Become a hooligan. 1707 01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:49,380 Actually, people will be happy if you become a hooligan. 1708 01:29:49,917 --> 01:29:53,127 They will pay Rs. 500, Rs. 1000. 1709 01:29:53,167 --> 01:29:55,707 Shut up. I am already in a bad mood. 1710 01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:58,080 You don't need to spoil your mood. 1711 01:29:58,125 --> 01:30:00,745 We have 2-3 more options of inspectors left. 1712 01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:04,285 Option 1: Inspector Nichhatar Singh of Sector 21. 1713 01:30:04,333 --> 01:30:05,833 He is a little fat but.. 1714 01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:08,035 You don't need to find an inspector for me. 1715 01:30:08,083 --> 01:30:09,043 Huh? 1716 01:30:11,833 --> 01:30:16,133 Does this mean you have fallen for a goon or a hooligan, eh? 1717 01:30:16,667 --> 01:30:19,077 Stop acting like Amitabh Bachchan. 1718 01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:20,825 You can't act well. 1719 01:30:20,875 --> 01:30:22,785 There are a lot of inspectors here. 1720 01:30:22,833 --> 01:30:24,173 There is an inspector at every corner. 1721 01:30:24,208 --> 01:30:26,418 You keep finding mistakes in my acting. 1722 01:30:27,458 --> 01:30:31,918 Stupid, it's "There is a singer at every corner, not an inspector." 1723 01:30:32,875 --> 01:30:34,625 You tell me to forget Preeto. 1724 01:30:34,667 --> 01:30:37,667 Can you forget that inspector, that singer? 1725 01:30:38,375 --> 01:30:40,495 You can't, right? 1726 01:30:40,542 --> 01:30:42,292 It is very easy to preach, Jaf. 1727 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:46,083 You will pair up with another singer, whereas I'll remain single. 1728 01:30:46,125 --> 01:30:49,665 Don't worry. We will pair up. - Really? 1729 01:30:50,042 --> 01:30:53,712 A singing pair. - That's what I am saying as well. 1730 01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:58,540 That means I'll be like Mohammad "Fadiq" and you, Ranjit Kaur. 1731 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:02,083 That means I'll be like Amar "Fingh" Chamkila and you, Amarjyot Kaur. 1732 01:31:02,125 --> 01:31:04,955 That means I'll be like "Fardool Fikandar" and you, Amar Noorie. 1733 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,580 That means.. 1734 01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:10,418 That means you'll be like Miss Pooja and I'll be the rest of them. 1735 01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:14,422 We will go on the "ftage", people will scream.. 1736 01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:17,128 Goldy! Goldy! Goldy! 1737 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:20,080 What about my name? - Your name is very tough, Jaf. 1738 01:31:20,125 --> 01:31:21,415 People won't be able to say it. 1739 01:31:21,458 --> 01:31:23,498 It must be difficult for you, it's not for others. 1740 01:31:23,542 --> 01:31:26,632 True! People can easily say our name! Fine! 1741 01:31:26,667 --> 01:31:30,537 Jaf! Goldy! Jaf! Goldy! Jaf! Goldy! 1742 01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:32,963 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1743 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,250 Rocky! Rocky! Come on, Rocky! 1744 01:31:35,292 --> 01:31:37,292 I know you can do it, Rocky! Come on! 1745 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:40,963 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1746 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,040 Defeat him. 1747 01:31:43,375 --> 01:31:45,875 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1748 01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:48,287 Rocky! Rocky! - You are the best, Rocky! 1749 01:31:48,333 --> 01:31:49,583 Yeah! 1750 01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:55,288 Now do one thing.. 1751 01:31:56,292 --> 01:31:59,672 Go back to your village and cook. 1752 01:31:59,917 --> 01:32:02,917 Because, you are not strong enough to use a plough. 1753 01:32:02,958 --> 01:32:08,578 The one I wanted to see happy, if my defeat makes her happy.. 1754 01:32:10,292 --> 01:32:13,462 Then I didn't lose, I won. 1755 01:32:14,458 --> 01:32:17,378 Wonderful. - That's a nice excuse of losing. 1756 01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:21,825 Come on. 1757 01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,922 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1758 01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:27,998 Rocky! I know you can do it again! 1759 01:32:28,042 --> 01:32:30,832 Come on, everybody! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1760 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,960 Enough. Enough. Enough. 1761 01:32:39,542 --> 01:32:41,042 Get going. 1762 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:58,540 "It ends here. We have parted our ways." 1763 01:32:59,667 --> 01:33:01,667 Listen.. I wanted to talk to you. 1764 01:33:01,708 --> 01:33:02,498 Yes? 1765 01:33:02,542 --> 01:33:05,582 How about a selfie before we part ways? - What? 1766 01:33:05,917 --> 01:33:08,877 If that is difficult then you cannot refuse a ride. 1767 01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:10,627 A girl never refuses a ride. 1768 01:33:10,667 --> 01:33:13,787 Our last ride before we part ways.. 1769 01:33:14,417 --> 01:33:17,457 For the last time. - Promise for the last time? 1770 01:33:20,167 --> 01:33:21,207 Yes, for sure. 1771 01:33:36,667 --> 01:33:37,877 I'll be right back. 1772 01:34:12,917 --> 01:34:14,457 You are a cop? 1773 01:34:18,750 --> 01:34:21,210 You too got mistaken like them! 1774 01:34:22,042 --> 01:34:24,212 But you showed him your I. Card. 1775 01:34:24,250 --> 01:34:27,670 I.. I am stupid. 1776 01:34:27,708 --> 01:34:29,748 The one I showed him like this, right? 1777 01:34:29,792 --> 01:34:32,382 Such I. Cards can be easily made in the market for Rs. 500. 1778 01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:34,917 If you want I can get one made for you as well. SSP Seerat Kaur. 1779 01:34:35,167 --> 01:34:37,127 But what was in that packet? 1780 01:34:37,167 --> 01:34:38,877 The one because of which you lied? 1781 01:34:38,917 --> 01:34:40,037 Drugs. 1782 01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:42,543 And that cop would've released all those drugs for Rs.1000. 1783 01:34:42,583 --> 01:34:47,383 If lying can save many young boys' future, then there's no harm in lying. 1784 01:34:47,417 --> 01:34:49,247 A hooligan is saying that? 1785 01:34:49,292 --> 01:34:51,382 No. Jeona Morh. 1786 01:35:02,167 --> 01:35:06,247 "I keep proceeding towards you." 1787 01:35:06,292 --> 01:35:10,082 "I keep walking away from the world." 1788 01:35:10,125 --> 01:35:13,785 "The things I couldn't confess.." 1789 01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:17,133 "Now my eyes speak them for me." 1790 01:35:17,167 --> 01:35:22,207 "My heart, with each breath.." 1791 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:30,880 "My heart, with each breath keeps treasuring the moments of love." 1792 01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:38,500 "God knows what's happening." 1793 01:35:39,208 --> 01:35:46,168 "God knows what's happening." 1794 01:35:49,958 --> 01:35:51,418 Tea time! 1795 01:35:53,208 --> 01:35:54,418 Seerat. 1796 01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:57,288 Seerat! - Yes? 1797 01:35:57,333 --> 01:35:59,333 What happened? A penny for your thoughts? 1798 01:35:59,583 --> 01:36:02,003 It's nothing. - Have some tea. 1799 01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:05,035 I don't want it. - You are saying so? 1800 01:36:05,083 --> 01:36:07,133 The one who doesn't wake up without tea? 1801 01:36:07,417 --> 01:36:11,917 It's not necessary that what you like is the right thing. 1802 01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:14,078 I mean, it is possible.. 1803 01:36:14,125 --> 01:36:18,035 ..that something that I don't like, like Roohafza, is better? 1804 01:36:18,417 --> 01:36:19,997 You are right. 1805 01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:24,130 To tell you the truth, I have stopped liking coffee now. 1806 01:36:26,750 --> 01:36:29,130 And what do you think about green tea? 1807 01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:33,330 'I'm Lakha Singh. I own 65 acres of land.' 1808 01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:35,285 'I have a courtyard. I have a maid.' 1809 01:36:35,333 --> 01:36:39,253 'We don't want dowry. But you have to gift a ring to my father.' 1810 01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:47,503 Hey, what are you thinking about? 1811 01:36:48,083 --> 01:36:50,083 You have mentioned Jeona Morh so many times. 1812 01:36:50,125 --> 01:36:52,575 I thought of finding out who he was. 1813 01:36:52,833 --> 01:36:54,713 Yesterday I read about him on wikipedia. 1814 01:36:54,750 --> 01:36:58,000 What a hero he was. I am his fan now. 1815 01:36:58,042 --> 01:36:59,832 But you were a fan of the police, right? 1816 01:36:59,875 --> 01:37:03,245 But the way they keep getting beaten up, I've started hating them. 1817 01:37:03,292 --> 01:37:04,752 Not all cops are bad. 1818 01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:08,832 Like some goons are good, some coops are also good. 1819 01:37:09,083 --> 01:37:12,503 I don't know. But, Jeona Morh was Jeona Morh. 1820 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,710 He used to steal from the rich and distribute it to the poor. 1821 01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:17,540 I feel like doing just that. 1822 01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:19,213 You are taking this too seriously. 1823 01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:21,880 This is fine, just don't change your attire and start living in the jungle. 1824 01:37:21,917 --> 01:37:25,417 These are just stories, you shouldn't take them very seriously. 1825 01:37:25,458 --> 01:37:27,498 Don't change the way you are, hearing about such things. 1826 01:37:27,542 --> 01:37:29,422 You might not mend your ways, staying with me. 1827 01:37:29,458 --> 01:37:31,788 But I'll surely get spoilt staying with you. 1828 01:37:31,833 --> 01:37:34,423 Okay, so you have decided that you'll stay with me? 1829 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:59,790 "I fear separation, sometimes." 1830 01:38:01,167 --> 01:38:06,827 "Forever we stay together, I pray." 1831 01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:13,327 "I treat you as my destiny." 1832 01:38:13,667 --> 01:38:18,377 "Today I wish to say, what my heart hesitates." 1833 01:38:19,875 --> 01:38:24,705 "I fear separation, sometimes." 1834 01:38:24,750 --> 01:38:29,710 "Forever we stay together, I pray." 1835 01:38:34,583 --> 01:38:43,293 "Slowly our paths have crossed." 1836 01:38:44,250 --> 01:38:48,540 "You are my companion." 1837 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:52,710 "You are the one I love." 1838 01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:59,673 "My day begins and ends with you." 1839 01:39:00,375 --> 01:39:02,995 "Ends with you." 1840 01:39:03,042 --> 01:39:08,582 "Now my love survives on your breath." 1841 01:39:09,542 --> 01:39:11,752 "Survives on your breath." 1842 01:39:11,792 --> 01:39:16,542 "I fear separation, sometimes." 1843 01:39:16,583 --> 01:39:21,673 "Forever we stay together, I pray." 1844 01:39:22,375 --> 01:39:23,705 What did you say? 1845 01:39:24,042 --> 01:39:29,252 You own 65 acres of land, right? - Yes. I have. Why? 1846 01:39:29,542 --> 01:39:35,332 If you want a ring for your father then you'll need that land. 1847 01:39:35,875 --> 01:39:39,455 That means you, you are proposing to me?! 1848 01:39:40,583 --> 01:39:45,423 No. A friend of mine was asking about you. 1849 01:39:46,125 --> 01:39:50,705 Okay. But didn't your friend like NRIs? 1850 01:39:51,667 --> 01:39:55,077 Think about it. In villages there are cows, buffaloes, milking. 1851 01:39:55,125 --> 01:39:57,075 Won't it be difficult? 1852 01:39:57,125 --> 01:39:59,665 No. She will manage. 1853 01:40:02,417 --> 01:40:04,577 Okay. So I consider this as a done deal? 1854 01:40:06,417 --> 01:40:07,787 Let's have something sweet. 1855 01:40:08,542 --> 01:40:10,712 No, not like the NRIs. 1856 01:40:11,292 --> 01:40:13,252 Here, Punjab's national fruit. 1857 01:40:13,292 --> 01:40:15,332 Something sweet. Here, have it. 1858 01:40:24,417 --> 01:40:33,417 "My heart didn't start beating until it met you." 1859 01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:42,583 "Now I come alive whenever I see you." 1860 01:40:43,042 --> 01:40:49,382 "I wish to hide you from world and keep you in my arms." 1861 01:40:49,833 --> 01:40:52,543 "Keep you in my arms." 1862 01:40:52,792 --> 01:40:58,462 "I wish to love you a million times." 1863 01:40:59,208 --> 01:41:01,498 "A million times." 1864 01:41:01,542 --> 01:41:06,172 "I fear separation, sometimes." 1865 01:41:06,208 --> 01:41:11,128 "Forever we stay together, I pray." 1866 01:41:11,167 --> 01:41:15,997 I love the cappuccino and sweet corn salad of this place. 1867 01:41:16,042 --> 01:41:17,922 Yes, I remember. 1868 01:41:17,958 --> 01:41:21,958 Preet used to bring me here and order sweet corn spinach sandwich. 1869 01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:23,460 Hey.. 1870 01:41:23,875 --> 01:41:25,535 Did you notice something? 1871 01:41:25,583 --> 01:41:29,213 I can say S. How easily I said sweet corn spinach sandwich. 1872 01:41:29,250 --> 01:41:33,670 Oh, my God. - Oh yeah. Wow. That's nice. 1873 01:41:34,083 --> 01:41:36,423 This is all thanks to Preet. 1874 01:41:36,833 --> 01:41:38,793 Then go be with Preet. - Wait a minute! 1875 01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:40,963 Wait a minute! Listen to me, please. Sit down. 1876 01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:45,290 Can I tell the truth? I learnt to say S because of you. 1877 01:41:46,542 --> 01:41:48,132 Can I say something else? 1878 01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:52,325 My heart skips a beat only because of you. You know? 1879 01:41:56,792 --> 01:42:05,582 "I can forget all the alphabets, but never your name." 1880 01:42:06,333 --> 01:42:14,673 "The thread of love tied will never break." 1881 01:42:15,375 --> 01:42:21,125 "Now your dreams have become my dreams." 1882 01:42:22,417 --> 01:42:25,037 "Have become my dreams." 1883 01:42:25,083 --> 01:42:30,673 "I am engulfed in just your hue." 1884 01:42:31,750 --> 01:42:33,790 "Just your hue." 1885 01:42:33,833 --> 01:42:38,543 "I fear separation, sometimes." 1886 01:42:38,583 --> 01:42:43,293 "Forever we stay together, I pray." 1887 01:42:57,875 --> 01:43:04,415 We have to do something so that he gives us our drugs back.. 1888 01:43:05,542 --> 01:43:09,172 And also surrenders himself to us, over here. 1889 01:43:09,208 --> 01:43:11,078 What are you saying? 1890 01:43:11,542 --> 01:43:13,792 Do you want me to invite him for dinner? 1891 01:43:13,833 --> 01:43:15,543 Why will he come here to die? 1892 01:43:15,583 --> 01:43:20,333 Everyone has a weakness. 1893 01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:35,963 Why are we here? 1894 01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:39,210 Come with me. - Don't make a salesgirl at your dad's mall. 1895 01:43:39,250 --> 01:43:43,290 'Shopping! I think they're in love.' 1896 01:43:44,833 --> 01:43:48,293 Great. The ones to unite whom we two got together are busy with each other. 1897 01:43:48,333 --> 01:43:50,083 And we are roaming here relaxed. 1898 01:43:50,125 --> 01:43:52,495 I suggest, we two should think about something. 1899 01:43:52,875 --> 01:43:54,285 I know what you are trying to say. 1900 01:43:54,333 --> 01:43:56,543 But girls do have a choice. 1901 01:43:56,583 --> 01:44:00,043 So what's wrong with choosing me? Instead, I am a multi-choice person. 1902 01:44:00,083 --> 01:44:02,083 Whenever you want I can be an NRI. 1903 01:44:02,125 --> 01:44:03,915 Whenever you want I can be an inspector. 1904 01:44:03,958 --> 01:44:05,248 Whenever you want I can be a singer. 1905 01:44:05,292 --> 01:44:06,672 You can make chits. 1906 01:44:06,708 --> 01:44:08,918 Then whichever chit you choice, I'll be that person. 1907 01:44:12,333 --> 01:44:13,383 Strange isn't it? 1908 01:44:13,417 --> 01:44:17,287 Other fathers make sure that their sons aren't with girls. 1909 01:44:17,333 --> 01:44:20,673 Here I am making sure that they aren't alone. 1910 01:44:22,083 --> 01:44:23,673 Hello. 1911 01:44:24,583 --> 01:44:25,543 Hello. 1912 01:44:26,125 --> 01:44:27,495 What are you doing here? 1913 01:44:28,583 --> 01:44:30,133 I came here to shop. 1914 01:44:30,375 --> 01:44:31,915 What are you buying? 1915 01:44:33,208 --> 01:44:36,378 I bought this mall two days ago. - You? 1916 01:44:36,417 --> 01:44:40,747 Every shop belongs to me. You can buy whatever you want. 1917 01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:45,633 And if you want a discount, you can come upstairs. 1918 01:44:45,667 --> 01:44:48,127 My office is on the third floor. 1919 01:44:48,667 --> 01:44:50,287 I'll give it to you. 1920 01:44:53,333 --> 01:44:55,423 I don't think he will agree. 1921 01:44:55,458 --> 01:44:58,708 But it's okay, his girls will convince him. 1922 01:44:58,750 --> 01:45:00,460 At least now tell me why you have brought me here. 1923 01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:02,130 It's a surprise. Wait. 1924 01:45:02,167 --> 01:45:04,747 It's not as if you will get me an Iphone cheaper. 1925 01:45:04,792 --> 01:45:05,922 I want to introduce you to someone. 1926 01:45:05,958 --> 01:45:07,788 I don't want to meet anyone. 1927 01:45:07,833 --> 01:45:08,883 Why? 1928 01:45:10,125 --> 01:45:12,665 Because now I don't need to meet anyone else. 1929 01:45:13,375 --> 01:45:15,035 I want to say something. 1930 01:45:15,083 --> 01:45:18,133 We should get together as soon as possible. 1931 01:45:19,167 --> 01:45:20,917 Naughty. Let's go. 1932 01:45:27,875 --> 01:45:28,785 Oh no. 1933 01:45:34,125 --> 01:45:34,575 Oh. 1934 01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:37,000 What happened? 1935 01:45:37,583 --> 01:45:39,963 I cannot go any further. - Why? 1936 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:43,710 Because today is Tuesday and there's a shop serving non-veg food over there. 1937 01:45:43,750 --> 01:45:44,920 Tuesday? - So I'll go around it and come. 1938 01:45:44,958 --> 01:45:47,748 Oh! Jas! I need to.. 1939 01:45:47,792 --> 01:45:49,212 I need to go to the washroom. 1940 01:45:49,250 --> 01:45:51,880 Yes, I need go to the washroom urgently. I'll be right back. 1941 01:45:51,917 --> 01:45:53,207 I'll just go to washroom and come. Okay? 1942 01:45:53,250 --> 01:45:54,330 Okay, I'll be right back. 1943 01:45:54,375 --> 01:45:55,495 Non-veg? 1944 01:45:56,083 --> 01:45:56,963 What mess have we gotten ourselves into today? 1945 01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:58,960 Now think what we should do next. 1946 01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:01,790 Strange. You need to think what you need to do here? 1947 01:46:01,833 --> 01:46:03,883 Can't you keep quiet for a few minutes, sir? 1948 01:46:03,917 --> 01:46:07,127 Don't wet your pants. - Forget about him. Make a plan. A plan. 1949 01:46:07,167 --> 01:46:08,997 What should we do? 1950 01:46:09,458 --> 01:46:13,538 Look down and do it! - You've turned this place into a conference hall. 1951 01:46:14,083 --> 01:46:16,423 Why are you playing attention to them? 1952 01:46:16,458 --> 01:46:18,708 You should never pay attention to anyone at such a place. - Yes. 1953 01:46:18,750 --> 01:46:19,880 Let's go from here. 1954 01:46:21,042 --> 01:46:23,832 Let's go. - Oh no. Why are they together? 1955 01:46:23,875 --> 01:46:25,075 Our aunts are standing outside. 1956 01:46:25,125 --> 01:46:26,245 Aunts? 1957 01:46:26,792 --> 01:46:28,712 Whoever they are. This isn't the time to correct the relationship. 1958 01:46:28,750 --> 01:46:32,500 I was saying.. Guddy, will you marry me? 1959 01:46:33,875 --> 01:46:36,705 Boys like to blabber, but they don't know how to say important things. 1960 01:46:36,750 --> 01:46:39,750 It's difficult to convince a girl without a gift, a ring. 1961 01:46:39,792 --> 01:46:43,252 Oh! Hats off to you! You want a gift? 1962 01:46:43,292 --> 01:46:45,332 I'll gift this entire mall to you! 1963 01:46:45,375 --> 01:46:47,125 Okay. Stay here! Don't move! 1964 01:46:47,167 --> 01:46:49,417 I'll surround you with gifts. 1965 01:46:49,458 --> 01:46:50,878 Don't move. I'll be right back! 1966 01:46:50,917 --> 01:46:53,537 I don't know. It's been a long time. - Seriously. 1967 01:46:54,417 --> 01:46:56,667 I don't know where he is. - Come, let me introduce you to someone. Let's go. 1968 01:46:59,083 --> 01:47:00,083 Let's go. 1969 01:47:03,875 --> 01:47:05,205 Hello. 1970 01:47:06,417 --> 01:47:08,037 Hello. 1971 01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:10,710 How are you? 1972 01:47:10,958 --> 01:47:14,668 Bad. You know how it is. How the situation is. 1973 01:47:14,708 --> 01:47:18,378 You know how much stress there is at a police station. 1974 01:47:18,417 --> 01:47:21,417 I wanted to buy rights for a song, piracy is.. 1975 01:47:21,458 --> 01:47:24,828 You know the hard and fast rules of America. - Oh no. 1976 01:47:27,167 --> 01:47:32,627 How's the doctor? - The doctor is unwell since past 2-3 days. 1977 01:47:32,667 --> 01:47:36,037 What happened? - A doctor will know what is wrong with the doctor. 1978 01:47:36,083 --> 01:47:37,383 How will I know? Tell me about it! 1979 01:47:37,417 --> 01:47:40,247 I don't know what I will do! 1980 01:47:43,375 --> 01:47:44,995 Leave! Leave! Leave! 1981 01:47:45,042 --> 01:47:47,882 You guys continue talking, I mean shopping. I'll take your leave. 1982 01:47:47,917 --> 01:47:49,787 At least tell me how the singer is doing. 1983 01:47:49,833 --> 01:47:53,333 How can the singers be? You know singers are in a bad state. 1984 01:47:53,375 --> 01:47:56,205 I am not enquiring about the market, I am talking about your singer. 1985 01:47:56,250 --> 01:47:59,080 Every singer is in the market. No one hides under a blanket and sings. 1986 01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:01,495 The situation is the same all over. It's very bad. I'll take your leave. 1987 01:48:01,542 --> 01:48:04,922 I am surprised. You two know him? 1988 01:48:07,958 --> 01:48:10,328 Hey, how can they not know me? 1989 01:48:10,375 --> 01:48:12,495 It's the same police station. 1990 01:48:12,542 --> 01:48:15,292 And you know that I have programs. 1991 01:48:15,333 --> 01:48:18,293 And U.S. isn't that far away. It's very common. 1992 01:48:19,083 --> 01:48:20,883 He's that inspector.. 1993 01:48:21,708 --> 01:48:23,788 Huh? He's that singer. 1994 01:48:24,458 --> 01:48:26,498 No. He's an NRI. 1995 01:48:26,542 --> 01:48:27,712 What? 1996 01:48:34,208 --> 01:48:36,078 Who did you say was the inspector? 1997 01:48:36,125 --> 01:48:39,625 It's obvious she will address only an inspector as an inspector. 1998 01:48:39,667 --> 01:48:43,827 Simple. - But you weren't here. The singer was here. 1999 01:48:43,875 --> 01:48:44,875 You know what.. 2000 01:48:44,917 --> 01:48:47,997 ..you always think about the singer hence you see him everywhere. 2001 01:48:49,292 --> 01:48:56,172 Now no one should say that I always thought about NRIs. So I too was seeing an NRI? 2002 01:48:56,208 --> 01:48:58,918 This means you still haven't forgotten him? 2003 01:48:58,958 --> 01:49:00,208 Him? 2004 01:49:00,667 --> 01:49:01,707 Him? 2005 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:04,830 I mean not him, or him. The world. 2006 01:49:04,875 --> 01:49:06,665 Have you called us here to give us a surprise or to interrogate us? 2007 01:49:06,708 --> 01:49:08,328 We don't want to play this game. We are leaving. 2008 01:49:08,375 --> 01:49:09,325 Yes, we are leaving. - We are going. 2009 01:49:12,042 --> 01:49:13,672 Who called you here? 2010 01:49:14,542 --> 01:49:17,672 I did. - You called the inspector? 2011 01:49:17,708 --> 01:49:21,078 I didn't call the inspector. - Are you out of your mind? 2012 01:49:21,125 --> 01:49:22,415 They are fighting! They are fighting! They are fighting! 2013 01:49:22,458 --> 01:49:24,748 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - Stop. 2014 01:49:25,792 --> 01:49:27,082 Why did you call the singer? 2015 01:49:27,125 --> 01:49:30,125 I didn't call the singer, it's not like I want him to sing for us. 2016 01:49:30,167 --> 01:49:33,377 I too didn't call this NRI. He came on his own. 2017 01:49:33,708 --> 01:49:36,038 What's happening? I can't understand anything. 2018 01:49:36,083 --> 01:49:37,713 It's better if you don't understand some things. 2019 01:49:37,750 --> 01:49:39,790 Yes. What's the use of understanding them. - True. 2020 01:49:39,833 --> 01:49:45,543 Just a minute. Seerat, you said that the inspector is engaged to a doctor. 2021 01:49:45,583 --> 01:49:47,793 But he is with you. 2022 01:49:48,125 --> 01:49:51,165 There you are! I've been looking for you all over the mall. 2023 01:49:51,208 --> 01:49:53,378 Oh no! - I thought you got scared because you had to but me a gift. - Doomed! 2024 01:49:56,917 --> 01:50:00,827 She is the doctor who is engaged to the inspector. 2025 01:50:01,125 --> 01:50:05,495 She has really gone crazy. She's the one the singer likes. - Yes. Right. 2026 01:50:05,542 --> 01:50:09,962 No, she is the one whom the NRI likes. 2027 01:50:10,292 --> 01:50:12,422 But how can it be the same girl for all three of them? 2028 01:50:12,458 --> 01:50:15,918 Right. - Logic. - Point. - You have a point. 2029 01:50:15,958 --> 01:50:20,958 Logic is that she is the same girl who met everyone as a different person. 2030 01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:23,880 It's okay. It's not a big deal. 2031 01:50:27,708 --> 01:50:30,828 Oh no. The girls and the boys have come together. 2032 01:50:33,125 --> 01:50:36,205 Mr. Singer, can I know what is this all about? 2033 01:50:36,917 --> 01:50:41,537 It's a small village Bilongi. What is it called? 2034 01:50:41,833 --> 01:50:43,133 Daumanjra. - Daumanjra. 2035 01:50:43,167 --> 01:50:45,787 Why are you answering her? She asked the singer. 2036 01:50:45,833 --> 01:50:47,133 You are an inspector. 2037 01:50:47,167 --> 01:50:50,167 No, he isn't an inspector. He's an NRI. 2038 01:50:50,208 --> 01:50:53,078 What's wrong with all of you? He's a singer. 2039 01:50:53,125 --> 01:50:56,375 How can one person be at so many places? 2040 01:50:56,417 --> 01:50:58,417 Right. - Very good. - Point. - Very good. - You have a point. 2041 01:50:58,458 --> 01:51:00,998 Very good. - Well done. - One more point. - Shut up! 2042 01:51:02,667 --> 01:51:04,577 This isn't a point. It's a game. 2043 01:51:04,833 --> 01:51:06,753 Actually, I am an inspector. - I know. 2044 01:51:06,792 --> 01:51:08,712 But Seerat doesn't know. - What do you mean? 2045 01:51:08,750 --> 01:51:10,080 It means that I am an inspector. 2046 01:51:10,125 --> 01:51:11,495 Now what is this new drama about? 2047 01:51:11,542 --> 01:51:13,502 Actually, all three of us are brothers. - Yes. 2048 01:51:17,583 --> 01:51:18,963 One of you tell us everything.. 2049 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:21,000 ..otherwise there will be more confusion. 2050 01:51:21,042 --> 01:51:24,292 I'll tell you. Look, I am a singer. - I know. 2051 01:51:24,333 --> 01:51:26,083 But Jas doesn't know. - What do you mean? 2052 01:51:26,125 --> 01:51:28,955 It means we three are brothers. He, I and him. 2053 01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:31,920 Now tell us the truth. What's happening here? 2054 01:51:31,958 --> 01:51:33,288 Actually, I am an NRI. 2055 01:51:33,333 --> 01:51:34,793 And I am Obama. 2056 01:51:35,125 --> 01:51:37,455 All of you are pretending to be someone you are not. 2057 01:51:37,500 --> 01:51:39,920 Actually all three of us.. - Are brothers. 2058 01:51:39,958 --> 01:51:41,208 Now go on. 2059 01:51:41,250 --> 01:51:43,290 We also know that you are an inspector. 2060 01:51:43,333 --> 01:51:45,963 You are a singer. And you are an NRI. 2061 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:51,130 Dear, it's not their fault. They did this on my behest. 2062 01:51:51,167 --> 01:51:53,877 I am their father. 2063 01:51:53,917 --> 01:51:57,827 Uncle, aren't you the one we met at the wedding? 2064 01:51:57,875 --> 01:51:59,035 Yes, dear. 2065 01:51:59,083 --> 01:52:03,043 He told us that you like inspectors, singers and NRIs. 2066 01:52:03,083 --> 01:52:06,633 But we thought that if we met you as an inspector, singer and NRI.. 2067 01:52:06,667 --> 01:52:09,287 ..then won't love us, you'll just love our image. 2068 01:52:09,333 --> 01:52:12,423 Hence we met you as those images which you don't love. 2069 01:52:12,792 --> 01:52:14,042 Just a minute. Just a minute. 2070 01:52:14,083 --> 01:52:17,583 That means you were playing with our emotions. 2071 01:52:17,958 --> 01:52:19,958 You don't love us. 2072 01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:22,000 No, no. It's not so. 2073 01:52:22,042 --> 01:52:27,212 What does it mean when someone hides his true identity and loves someone? 2074 01:52:28,083 --> 01:52:31,083 We would've agreed if you would've told this to us sooner. 2075 01:52:31,125 --> 01:52:33,995 You are telling us about it when you got caught. 2076 01:52:34,042 --> 01:52:36,462 They are still lying. 2077 01:52:36,917 --> 01:52:41,957 Dear, I insulted this person at the party that day. 2078 01:52:42,583 --> 01:52:45,503 They are doing this to seek revenge for that. 2079 01:52:45,542 --> 01:52:48,382 If they would've met you in their true form.. 2080 01:52:48,417 --> 01:52:52,167 ..then you would've realised that they are Brar's sons. 2081 01:52:52,208 --> 01:52:56,168 Hence they came after you in disguise. 2082 01:52:56,208 --> 01:53:00,128 Only to seek revenge for the insult of their father. 2083 01:53:00,458 --> 01:53:02,128 They don't love you. 2084 01:53:02,167 --> 01:53:03,877 Our love isn't a lie, uncle. 2085 01:53:03,917 --> 01:53:06,877 How can a liar truly love anyone? 2086 01:53:08,250 --> 01:53:13,080 Mehek.. - Don't you dare take my name again. 2087 01:53:13,958 --> 01:53:15,378 Jas.. Jas.. 2088 01:53:16,917 --> 01:53:20,917 If you can do anything because of your father's stubbornness.. 2089 01:53:20,958 --> 01:53:23,918 Then we too can do anything for our father's honour. 2090 01:53:38,542 --> 01:53:39,672 Let's go, girls. 2091 01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:43,670 Mr. Bhalla.. 2092 01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:06,000 Son.. 2093 01:54:08,375 --> 01:54:09,955 It's my fault. 2094 01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:15,830 You wouldn't have fallen in love with them if not for me. 2095 01:54:18,417 --> 01:54:19,497 No, dad. 2096 01:54:23,250 --> 01:54:25,750 You cannot force anyone to fall in love. 2097 01:54:27,125 --> 01:54:31,875 Once you are in love, nothing else matters. 2098 01:54:33,542 --> 01:54:38,792 But we didn't know that a heart break hurts so badly. 2099 01:54:39,417 --> 01:54:45,417 "This separation has divided us." 2100 01:54:46,875 --> 01:54:52,535 "It filled the dry eyes with tears." 2101 01:54:53,417 --> 01:55:00,037 "Why did my destiny left me?" 2102 01:55:01,125 --> 01:55:03,375 "Why did she leave me?" 2103 01:55:03,708 --> 01:55:09,168 "She gave me a place in her heart, and then threw me out." 2104 01:55:10,250 --> 01:55:14,130 "Why did she throw me out of her out?" 2105 01:55:14,750 --> 01:55:19,880 "This separation has divided us." 2106 01:55:19,917 --> 01:55:24,167 "It filled the dry eyes with tears." 2107 01:55:24,417 --> 01:55:29,037 "This separation has divided us." 2108 01:55:29,083 --> 01:55:33,833 "It filled the dry eyes with tears." 2109 01:55:43,875 --> 01:55:52,495 "We fell apart before we could come together forever." 2110 01:55:53,167 --> 01:56:01,877 "Tell me, did you really commit or were you just deceiving me?" 2111 01:56:02,125 --> 01:56:08,455 "It's upset with God. It no longer prays." 2112 01:56:09,125 --> 01:56:11,955 "It no longer prays." 2113 01:56:12,000 --> 01:56:17,670 "It lives a little and dies every moment." 2114 01:56:18,708 --> 01:56:20,828 "It dies every moment." 2115 01:56:20,875 --> 01:56:25,495 "This separation has divided us." 2116 01:56:25,792 --> 01:56:30,332 "It filled the dry eyes with tears." 2117 01:56:32,083 --> 01:56:33,463 Hello, sir. 2118 01:56:33,875 --> 01:56:36,495 I had sent you a message that I don't wish to meet you. 2119 01:56:36,542 --> 01:56:38,002 What are you still doing over here? 2120 01:56:38,042 --> 01:56:40,752 Sir, I apologise if I have made a mistake. 2121 01:56:40,792 --> 01:56:44,542 But it's not a lie that my sons love your daughters. 2122 01:56:45,083 --> 01:56:51,043 Harneek Singh, a lie is a truth only till it's caught. 2123 01:56:52,792 --> 01:56:55,252 I don't think I should share this good news with you.. 2124 01:56:55,292 --> 01:56:58,422 But let me tell you that my girls got engaged. 2125 01:56:58,667 --> 01:56:59,827 But sir, I.. 2126 01:56:59,875 --> 01:57:02,075 And soon they will be with their new family, got it? 2127 01:57:03,500 --> 01:57:12,130 "Now I am left with only your memories." 2128 01:57:13,042 --> 01:57:21,542 "Now all I see is loneliness." 2129 01:57:22,125 --> 01:57:28,495 "You never realise when someone goes away." 2130 01:57:29,125 --> 01:57:31,625 "You never realise." 2131 01:57:31,667 --> 01:57:37,377 "The journey of love lasts only for a few moments." 2132 01:57:38,500 --> 01:57:40,670 "Only for a few moments." 2133 01:57:40,708 --> 01:57:45,498 "This separation has divided us." 2134 01:57:45,542 --> 01:57:50,042 "It filled the dry eyes with tears." 2135 01:57:50,083 --> 01:57:54,583 "This separation has divided us." 2136 01:57:54,917 --> 01:57:59,827 "It filled the dry eyes with tears." 2137 01:58:08,125 --> 01:58:09,245 Hello? 2138 01:58:09,292 --> 01:58:13,172 Inspector! Inspector! How are you? 2139 01:58:13,208 --> 01:58:15,168 Who is it? - Gama. 2140 01:58:15,917 --> 01:58:17,917 I have good news for you. 2141 01:58:21,542 --> 01:58:22,752 Seerat? 2142 01:59:14,333 --> 01:59:15,543 Hit him! 2143 01:59:27,750 --> 01:59:30,130 Hello? Police station? 2144 02:00:12,750 --> 02:00:13,830 Hey! Let go of Girls! 2145 02:00:14,208 --> 02:00:16,038 What harm has these girls done to you! Let go of them! 2146 02:00:16,083 --> 02:00:18,883 You have ruined everything for us. 2147 02:00:18,917 --> 02:00:21,077 For what else will you seek revenge from us? 2148 02:00:21,125 --> 02:00:22,875 Please stop troubling us. 2149 02:00:22,917 --> 02:00:25,167 Let us know if this is another drama of yours. 2150 02:00:25,208 --> 02:00:28,668 No, Jas. I agree we lied to you but.. 2151 02:00:28,708 --> 02:00:31,248 Let it be. It's no use explaining it to them. 2152 02:00:31,292 --> 02:00:32,882 We don't want any explanations either. 2153 02:00:32,917 --> 02:00:36,167 Just do us a favour. Get us out of here. 2154 02:00:36,208 --> 02:00:38,498 Don't worry. Nothing will happen to you. 2155 02:00:41,167 --> 02:00:45,207 Ranjha was a shepherd, nor a killer. 2156 02:00:45,250 --> 02:00:47,000 That Ranjha wasn't an inspector. 2157 02:00:47,375 --> 02:00:49,325 Kill the girls. 2158 02:02:26,333 --> 02:02:27,543 Stop! Stop! Stop! 2159 02:02:27,792 --> 02:02:30,672 Stop, inspector! Don't hit me! I am the one who called you. - Okay. 2160 02:02:31,000 --> 02:02:33,250 I called to tell you that.. 2161 02:02:33,292 --> 02:02:35,252 Look, he is hitting Gama. 2162 02:02:35,583 --> 02:02:36,793 Wonderful. 2163 02:02:37,042 --> 02:02:38,752 You called the police to complain about the police? 2164 02:02:39,333 --> 02:02:41,083 You are smart. - Yes. Yes. 2165 02:02:41,125 --> 02:02:43,665 Come let's see how smart you are. 2166 02:03:44,042 --> 02:03:46,042 Get in! 2167 02:03:46,333 --> 02:03:48,673 Get in, damn you! - I won't spare you! - You want to be my enemy? 2168 02:03:56,500 --> 02:04:00,000 Uncle, your daughters are back with you, safe and sound. 2169 02:04:01,833 --> 02:04:03,963 We apologise for what happened. 2170 02:04:28,542 --> 02:04:29,542 Dear.. 2171 02:04:30,792 --> 02:04:36,002 I think we were wrong and these boys were right. 2172 02:04:43,375 --> 02:04:44,535 Stop! 2173 02:05:19,208 --> 02:05:22,328 Boys don't send the girls back to their father. 2174 02:05:22,583 --> 02:05:24,463 They take them along. 2175 02:05:24,500 --> 02:05:28,290 Hey Washington guy, you don't know us rustic girls. 2176 02:05:28,667 --> 02:05:31,377 I'll beat all your anger away. 2177 02:05:34,000 --> 02:05:40,420 "Finger", you are trapped. I won't let you release a "Folo" album. 2178 02:05:41,042 --> 02:05:44,672 I won't let you do a duet without me. 2179 02:05:45,875 --> 02:05:47,375 Got it? 2180 02:05:50,000 --> 02:05:54,210 Now do you want me to become a hooligan? 2181 02:05:55,125 --> 02:05:56,785 A helpless hooligan? 2182 02:05:58,000 --> 02:05:59,500 Like Jeona Morh? 2183 02:05:59,875 --> 02:06:01,325 Like Robin Hood? 2184 02:06:01,917 --> 02:06:04,037 And go against the society? 2185 02:06:04,750 --> 02:06:06,790 Oh, Amrish Puri. 2186 02:06:24,583 --> 02:06:26,833 Yes! 2187 02:06:27,458 --> 02:06:29,208 I have just realised.. 2188 02:06:29,250 --> 02:06:32,380 ..a person might not be an officer, a singer or an NRI.. 2189 02:06:32,417 --> 02:06:36,747 One thing is for sure, he should be "Happy Go Lucky!" 2190 02:06:40,333 --> 02:06:43,793 Harpal, I think I'll have to get you transferred. 2191 02:06:44,542 --> 02:06:46,712 You can suspend me if you want! 2192 02:06:52,333 --> 02:06:54,083 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2193 02:06:54,125 --> 02:06:55,825 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2194 02:06:55,875 --> 02:06:57,745 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2195 02:06:57,792 --> 02:06:58,832 Action! 2196 02:06:59,542 --> 02:07:03,332 "Whether he's from India, or from Canada.." 2197 02:07:03,375 --> 02:07:04,955 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2198 02:07:05,000 --> 02:07:06,830 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2199 02:07:06,875 --> 02:07:10,165 "Whether he's simple, or he's smart." 2200 02:07:10,458 --> 02:07:12,328 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2201 02:07:12,375 --> 02:07:13,825 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2202 02:07:13,875 --> 02:07:17,375 "Whether he's from India, or from Canada.." 2203 02:07:17,667 --> 02:07:21,037 "Whether he's simple, or he's smart." 2204 02:07:21,083 --> 02:07:24,503 "This is what every girl says, and that's for sure.." 2205 02:07:24,542 --> 02:07:26,502 "The boy should be.." 2206 02:07:26,542 --> 02:07:29,082 "Happy.." 2207 02:07:30,208 --> 02:07:33,708 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2208 02:07:33,750 --> 02:07:37,250 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2209 02:07:37,292 --> 02:07:40,712 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2210 02:07:40,750 --> 02:07:42,580 "Happy go lucky..." 2211 02:07:42,875 --> 02:07:44,375 "Happy go lucky..." 2212 02:07:44,417 --> 02:07:45,917 Let's do this again. 2213 02:07:46,250 --> 02:07:49,830 "Whether he drinks liquor from India or abroad." 2214 02:07:51,583 --> 02:07:55,463 "In the morning, he promises, I'll never drink again, God." 2215 02:07:57,125 --> 02:08:00,495 "Whether he drinks liquor from India or abroad." 2216 02:08:00,542 --> 02:08:04,172 "In the morning, he promises, I'll never drink again, God." 2217 02:08:04,208 --> 02:08:07,708 "In the evening, breaking his promise, even if he drinks again." 2218 02:08:07,750 --> 02:08:09,130 "But the boy should be.." 2219 02:08:09,458 --> 02:08:10,918 "But the boy should be.." 2220 02:08:10,958 --> 02:08:13,038 "But the boy should be.." 2221 02:08:13,083 --> 02:08:15,083 "Happy.." - Blah. Blah. Blah. 2222 02:08:15,125 --> 02:08:16,575 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2223 02:08:16,875 --> 02:08:18,535 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2224 02:08:18,958 --> 02:08:22,288 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2225 02:08:22,333 --> 02:08:24,423 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2226 02:08:24,458 --> 02:08:25,958 "Happy go lucky...lucky!" 2227 02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:29,290 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2228 02:08:29,333 --> 02:08:30,463 Sorry. 2229 02:08:33,208 --> 02:08:36,498 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2230 02:08:36,792 --> 02:08:40,082 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!" 2231 02:08:40,708 --> 02:08:44,328 "Happy go lucky...lucky, lucky, lucky!"