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"You and I..."

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"Because I love you"

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"Boys get together and go out
Girls get together and chat"

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"How will we get together?"

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"Deep in my heart, you and l"

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"Day longs of longings
whenever you're nowhere near"

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"Who all were you with?

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"So if you love me?"

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"Why didn't you profess your love
and you fought me off?"

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"Now come into my arms"

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First of all God created the world.

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Then he went off to sleep over it...

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and He conjured up
a guy and He was glad

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So He wanted to dream on and on.

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That's when He made
His biggest mistake

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He created a Girl.

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Which done, He lost his sleep.
So we lost our sleep too. For good

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And the world was split
into two halves

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girls and guys, like you and I

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"So what do we do about
...you and I?"

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Renowned cartoonist Karan Kapoor's
debut novel "Hum-Tum"...

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is a national bestseller

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First week sales crossed 10,000 copies

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with orders of ten thousand more

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Karan Kapoor joins the press
in a first look after this grand success

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How does a cartoonist turn into author?

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Tried cartoons, now I'm trying words,

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hoping to understand
...women, someday

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Come to grips with that understanding?

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Hopefully, after a few more books

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And you'll write only on women?

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Anything better, more interesting?

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Notwithstanding your
digs at girls... - Indeed...

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I think your novel is woven around...
your real life experience.

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Look... when love is requited...
there's no story left to be told.

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A failed romance isn't worth talking

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And unrequited love...?

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True love never goes unrequited

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It's consummated, one day or another.
Because life's a long while

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Many such romances in your life?

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Only one object of romance.

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But the romances
she sparked were many

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Silence

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Mamma, enough
- Rhea, stop it

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My daughter is going abroad...

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Who else in the family ever went?

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Who else in our colony? Ever?

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I've packed lots of snacks for you

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Spiced grams, pickles, sweets

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Eat almonds every day,
sharpens your brains

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I'll miss you Mamma

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I will also, child

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Hey gorgeous

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Karan, where have you been?

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Something forgotten
back in the car? - Yes

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Oh car keys

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You see...
- Don't even start

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I don't care whoever she was.

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Who said I was with any girl?

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You got the passport, tickets?

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Mom I'm going to America. To study.

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I think I can take care of myself

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Rubbish

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Hey brother

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Don't hey brother me, okay?

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I got your passport, tickets

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What would I do without you Mihir?

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Grow up, okay?

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Sure, Karan grows up someday

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Hear that?

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Thank God Shalini is in New York.

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She'll take care of you

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Don't remind me.
- She's your girlfriend

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So? Never take girls too seriously

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Girls are like buses.

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There's one every
two minutes, traffic permitting

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I disapprove of your attitude
towards girls.

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And I've told you that before Girls...

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Are mothers, sisters. I know
But not my sisters

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You will learn to show respect to women.

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Says who that I don't respect women?

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I respect you, I respect Indira Gandhi

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Mother Teresa, Mother India, Miss India

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Sorry

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Keep Him on your desk.

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Lord Ganesha
Thank you for sparing me that melodrama

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Look

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One minute Rhea...

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Mamma enough. I'm off
- Listen

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I'll be late for my flight

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I'll spank you
if you don't stop right there

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Oblations from our Goddess of Succour.

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Give it to the poor in America

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Never argue, my child.

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Do one good deed
then you'll deserve a good turn

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My tigress. Bye, wish you
good luck.

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Hoist those pants

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Yes one minute

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Your dad
- Your husband.

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I wish you'd
mention him with a smile

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Yes, I got the passport

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I was thinking, this time for a change

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why not holiday with
me in New York?

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The way he talked,
I think he misses you

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In all these seven years,

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did he care to call me up even once?

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Better for you if you
stay out of this mess.

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Concentrate on your studies
- Yes, studies

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Mihir, you'll take care of Ma?

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Like you always take care of her?

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You make nice-sounding parting shots

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like take care of Ma etc... etc

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Bye Karan.
- Take care

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I hope he does fine

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You're worrying about him?
I pity the girls out there

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They don't know what's coming their way.

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No hi out of the blue

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I won't even glance at her.

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Not even if she is eyeing me.

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Praise the name of The Lord
Preserve the name of The Lord

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Not one nice airhostess

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you know beer-dinner-playing
hard to get was a waste of time

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When it's too late to even say hi...

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Then you ask for a magazine

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Know what, for three hours we've been

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only two inches from each other...

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without knowing each other's names.

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Why didn't you ask before?

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Rhea Prakash

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Karan Kapoor
You can call me Karoo

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The makings of a highly
interesting acquaintance?

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You and I

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Not as in yourself and me

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Let's make a guess. You're the tea type

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Nice you avoid tea.
You know, tea types?

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My mother prefers tea

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Just what I was about to say. Tea types

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are conservative mothers, grandmothers

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Today's woman prefers coffee not tea

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Hello... sleeping beauty... rise and shine

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Our New York flight is six hours away

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Airport squatting is boring.

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Let's take a tour of Amsterdam

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You got a visa. - How did you know?

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I checked your passport.
- You rifled my bag?

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You were asleep. I was bored.

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So I thought how I'd kill some time

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You don't open a lady's handbag.

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Why what's inside a lady's handbag?

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Okay I stand corrected.
I'd never do it again

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I can't believe you rifled
my bag. - I said I'm sorry

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Where are you headed? - I thought
we'd sight see Amsterdam

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So where does our story end?
- Story? Ours?

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Every one has a story.

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So when we meet others, our stories meet

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We'll spend lots of time together and

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We'll look each other up in New York

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Or we might say goodbyes
and never meet again

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No matter how long or how short,
here's a tale of the two of us

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Keep. Euro 1.40
- What was that?

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My fare- Don't be silly.
Only 75 Rupees

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Fifty-fifty.
Why must you spend on my tickets?

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Yes, how are we related?

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I was about to crack another bad joke

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Here's where we are.

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And there's where we're headed

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Why do people smoke?

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Unless you try how will you know?
It's amazing

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Why do people smoke?

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I thought we're taking this tour together

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Why do you guys
always walk ahead of girls?

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Why are girls always a step behind?

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We walk ahead to show the way

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and we follow so we can support you

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We decided not to see
boring museums.

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When did we decide?

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Okay, we're deciding now.

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Museums are for kids, school
teachers and old people.

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I'm off

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You'll leave me all alone?

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You will leave a
girl all alone in Amsterdam?

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How will I get to the airport on my own?

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Fine. You go your way. I'll go mine.

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Done with your museum?

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God
- What have I done?

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Why were
you staring at that girl?

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Your x-ray eyes see
through dresses? - I wish

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Karan how would you feel
if you were ogled at by a girl?

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Thank God, not all guys think like you

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Not all guys think like that?
You seriously think so?

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You mean every guy is looking
for the same thing from a girl?

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And what if he doesn't get it?
- We cover up with lies

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Lies?

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So what's your lie?

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Your lies

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When a girl smiles at me...

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I tell my friends, look,
she gave me her telephone number

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When she gives me her telephone number

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I'll tell that I took her out

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When I take her out,
I'll say that I held her hand

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When she holds my hand, I'll say...

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I kissed her

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After I've kissed her,
I'll say...

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And talking about us,
what lies will you tell your friends?

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Why does she take
everything so seriously?

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"You'll never figure why..."
"no girl's ever like a guy"

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[Skipped item nr. 207]

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"She thinks harder
but she knows lesser"

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"Whatever her heart tells
she'll do quite something else"

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"I'll never figure why
she isn't like a guy"

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"There's romance lurking in her heart
but she wants you to make a start"

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"And when she's rattled

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It's her locks that she ruffled"

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I mean you're all the same

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We're nice friends,
I never thought of you that way

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Sounds fine, but it
never came to my mind

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and soon nothing about
you is good enough"

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What an awful shirt

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What a haircut

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Stop speeding

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Stop hogging

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Give me a break

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"Up close she wants to change your life

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the spell she casts can ruin your life"

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"You'll fall for her words
then you'll know why..."

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"what started with
a laugh ends in a cry"

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"And you'll never figure why
she's so unlike a guy"

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"If happiness is being alone
what makes you such a flirt?"

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"The thousand gifts you shower on her
for what were all those flowers?"

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You didn't tell me your name

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How about a coffee?

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Can I drop you home?

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When do I get to see you next?

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"It's a wayward life you've
lived living like a tramp"

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"But you'll insist you're different
why are you so vain?"

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That wet towel on the floor

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Cap of the toothpaste tube missing

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Wear used socks inside out

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Never knows how time flies?

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"How to live a life, she shows you"

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"She makes something human out of you"

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"And she knows what
you can't tell her"

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"That's just why no girl's are like a guy"

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"All sorts of strange dates
she'll always call to mind"

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"Love can be forgotten
but forgetting a date is crime"

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On 1st March, we looked at each other.
4th April, I went to meet you

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May 21. You touched me

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June 6. I felt something stirring

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"Can't trust a guy,
these guys are so fast"

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"Now he's here, now he's gone
no telling how long he'll last"

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Your Mummy-Daddy aren't at home?
Great! Can I come over?

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Your friend is going home alone.
Poor thing, shall I escort her?

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"She'll lead you up the street
before she says yes"

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"She's enjoying herself
while you're getting harassed"

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"She's shy, that's why"

257
00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:18.084
"But if she said yes ever
she's is avowed forever"

258
00:23:18.333 --> 00:23:35.792
"That's just why a girl's
different from a guy"

259
00:23:35.959 --> 00:23:38.999
Someone, shut her up

260
00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:41.416
All right, what's the quarrel?

261
00:23:41.417 --> 00:23:44.290
"Like a bee he comes singing his song

262
00:23:44.291 --> 00:23:46.249
then he's busy,
I got the timing wrong"

263
00:23:46.250 --> 00:23:46.958
Oh come on Rhea

264
00:23:46.959 --> 00:23:49.582
"Please, I'm busy or I'd never..."
- Do I have a say?

265
00:23:49.583 --> 00:23:52.249
"So what, you'll live
in my heart forever"

266
00:23:52.250 --> 00:23:55.041
"The beauty he fell for
once is now so boring..."

267
00:23:55.042 --> 00:23:57.666
"and before you know it,
his eyes have begun philandering"

268
00:23:57.667 --> 00:24:01.583
You can't live on love and fresh air.
Why not take up interior decoration?

269
00:24:49.417 --> 00:24:53.208
I kissed you. You slapped me.
Scores settled?

270
00:24:56.542 --> 00:24:59.457
Now you're going to listen

271
00:24:59.458 --> 00:25:03.041
I thought you're a nice guy,
only a little stupid

272
00:25:03.375 --> 00:25:06.624
And you got me all wrong

273
00:25:06.625 --> 00:25:09.416
Because it was I who broke the ice
on the plane? Because...

274
00:25:09.417 --> 00:25:12.542
I went out with you in Amsterdam,
tried puffing a cigarette...

275
00:25:12.792 --> 00:25:15.582
you thought I was all laid out for you?

276
00:25:15.583 --> 00:25:19.542
How true. Guys like you expect
only one thing from any girl

277
00:25:23.291 --> 00:25:25.499
Such strange notions

278
00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:26.708
You wanted to know?

279
00:25:26.709 --> 00:25:30.041
How our story ends?
There's no story about us

280
00:25:30.250 --> 00:25:36.625
There's only "The End"
and this is the end

281
00:25:41.250 --> 00:25:46.250
Life's a long while

282
00:26:00.292 --> 00:26:03.709
You and I... unlike other
guys and girls we won't fight

283
00:26:08.083 --> 00:26:10.124
Stop whistling. It's not nice

284
00:26:10.125 --> 00:26:12.916
I'm not whistling at a girl

285
00:26:12.917 --> 00:26:17.957
You go whistling after girls?

286
00:26:17.958 --> 00:26:21.542
You go whistling at girls
and you say I'm sick?

287
00:26:22.958 --> 00:26:27.709
I never whistled at anyone
and I didn't say I wouldn't fight

288
00:26:30.458 --> 00:26:33.457
No point telling the
truth to girls- Meaning?

289
00:26:33.458 --> 00:26:36.958
For example, in that dress
you don't look fat

290
00:26:37.625 --> 00:26:40.124
I look fat in this dress?

291
00:26:40.125 --> 00:26:42.332
I don't look fat for the dress.

292
00:26:42.333 --> 00:26:45.499
It's the pink.
Pink makes me look fat

293
00:26:45.500 --> 00:26:48.709
Neither you nor your
dress is to blame.

294
00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:51.332
Pink takes the blame

295
00:26:51.333 --> 00:26:52.833
Oh God

296
00:26:52.834 --> 00:26:58.250
I'm serious. I look slim in blue

297
00:27:24.834 --> 00:27:27.165
I'll be back.
- Where are you going?

298
00:27:27.166 --> 00:27:32.833
Where am I going... hot dog

299
00:27:32.834 --> 00:27:38.416
One for me. - Okay

300
00:27:48.833 --> 00:27:50.915
I knew! It's... you

301
00:27:50.916 --> 00:27:56.917
I knew too. I'm avoiding you

302
00:27:57.208 --> 00:28:02.708
You're still angry?
Rhea, I was only...

303
00:28:02.709 --> 00:28:05.791
You transpired. It's bound to happen.
- Forget it. Now we meet...

304
00:28:05.792 --> 00:28:09.040
after 6 months in New York.
Like I told you...

305
00:28:09.041 --> 00:28:13.458
between us, there's a story.
- And what about your other story?

306
00:28:13.709 --> 00:28:16.708
Which story?
- The one behind the tree...

307
00:28:16.709 --> 00:28:20.708
in which you were doing whatever...
- Who me...? No man...

308
00:28:20.709 --> 00:28:23.249
Rhea...? - Shalini

309
00:28:23.250 --> 00:28:26.500
Rhea! In New York?
- Yes, studying fashion designing

310
00:28:26.750 --> 00:28:29.416
And you...?
- Columbia University

311
00:28:29.417 --> 00:28:33.416
Rhea have you met my boyfriend?

312
00:28:33.417 --> 00:28:36.500
Karan is your boyfriend?
- Yes. Ever since college. In Delhi

313
00:28:36.750 --> 00:28:40.416
Rhea and I were classmates in school.

314
00:28:40.417 --> 00:28:42.999
Your friend from school? That's nice

315
00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:45.583
We never saw each other
after we went to college

316
00:28:45.584 --> 00:28:47.749
How do you know each other?

317
00:28:47.750 --> 00:28:52.249
Karan. He's your boyfriend

318
00:28:52.250 --> 00:28:55.332
Rhea is your friend from school

319
00:28:55.333 --> 00:28:59.250
If one of you isn't telling
How you met up, I'll scream. Right now

320
00:29:02.250 --> 00:29:03.249
No baby, no

321
00:29:03.250 --> 00:29:05.082
Excuse me
- Come darling, I'll tell you

322
00:29:05.083 --> 00:29:08.875
When we met in Amsterdam...
Shalini was still your girlfriend?

323
00:29:09.083 --> 00:29:12.583
You went to Amsterdam?

324
00:29:12.584 --> 00:29:16.915
Come, I'll tell you everything

325
00:29:16.916 --> 00:29:21.375
Shalini, I'll tell you
how we met up in Amsterdam

326
00:29:22.709 --> 00:29:25.749
I got some work. I'll see you.
- What work...?

327
00:29:25.750 --> 00:29:30.750
I'll tell you when I remember
Come here

328
00:29:31.250 --> 00:29:35.375
He's a real jerk. I swear!
He actually kissed me. I slapped him

329
00:30:26.875 --> 00:30:30.625
Behind every successful
man there's a woman

330
00:30:30.875 --> 00:30:32.207
Of course

331
00:30:32.208 --> 00:30:38.458
That's because girls never
run after guys who don't succeed

332
00:30:51.916 --> 00:30:56.334
You must rig the tent in four days

333
00:30:56.584 --> 00:31:00.167
Mr. Mishra, we've organized
so many weddings together...

334
00:31:00.417 --> 00:31:03.833
I've given you so much business.
And now in the eleventh hour...

335
00:31:04.083 --> 00:31:08.416
no, you must do something. Please

336
00:31:08.417 --> 00:31:12.249
Assurances and assurances.
Nothing ever seems to happen

337
00:31:12.250 --> 00:31:15.500
Why are you staring at me?
Get on with your jobs

338
00:31:20.916 --> 00:31:23.583
Nothing for breakfast?

339
00:31:23.584 --> 00:31:28.125
I only got to ask for breakfast
and you break into tears?

340
00:31:28.375 --> 00:31:31.708
The tent isn't up.
Mr. Sharma's wife is in labor

341
00:31:31.916 --> 00:31:36.542
And even that cow is sick!!!
Why haven't you taken a haircut?

342
00:31:37.250 --> 00:31:40.082
This is my Tom Cruise look
- Tom Cruise look!

343
00:31:40.083 --> 00:31:46.708
I told you, stop organizing weddings.
- Karan, please leave me alone

344
00:31:47.125 --> 00:31:50.542
I'll make myself breakfast.
You want anything?

345
00:31:51.750 --> 00:31:55.666
Karan, what are you doing next week?
- Next week?

346
00:31:56.791 --> 00:32:01.042
I don't know about today and
you ask me about a week ahead

347
00:32:01.292 --> 00:32:06.875
I've never planned so long ahead

348
00:32:09.958 --> 00:32:12.124
Because you're going to
help me out with this wedding

349
00:32:12.125 --> 00:32:17.583
I'm supposed to organize weddings?
- I'm not asking. I'm ordering you

350
00:32:17.833 --> 00:32:21.208
No way! I can't do all this,
I won't get into all this

351
00:32:29.750 --> 00:32:34.083
Sahib, what goes in between?
White flowers? Greens or marigolds?

352
00:32:34.500 --> 00:32:37.582
What do you feel?
- Marigolds could be better

353
00:32:37.583 --> 00:32:41.917
I used marigolds for my wedding.
- Then go ahead, why ask me?

354
00:32:43.500 --> 00:32:47.083
Not Oye. My name is Jhallo Ram.
- Take your basket away

355
00:32:55.334 --> 00:32:57.790
Susie, don't believe Natasha

356
00:32:57.791 --> 00:33:01.041
She and I are just friends.
Nothing happened between us

357
00:33:01.042 --> 00:33:06.791
I don't care. I just called to say
that boss has cancelled your leave

358
00:33:07.042 --> 00:33:10.625
If you don't report for
work today you're fired

359
00:33:10.875 --> 00:33:11.874
Let him do that

360
00:33:11.875 --> 00:33:14.958
He was very serious
- Even I'm very serious

361
00:33:15.209 --> 00:33:17.041
The Times of India has made an offer.

362
00:33:17.042 --> 00:33:19.540
They'll carry my Hum-Tum cartoons daily

363
00:33:19.541 --> 00:33:23.791
And the money is nice.
So who cares for this nine-to-fiver?

364
00:33:24.042 --> 00:33:27.416
Right Tuka Ram?
- No. Jhallo Ram

365
00:33:27.417 --> 00:33:29.832
The bride's people have arrived

366
00:33:29.833 --> 00:33:31.916
Susie, the bride's people have arrived

367
00:33:31.917 --> 00:33:35.167
Suji... the stuff for making
sweets? (Suji: Semolina)

368
00:33:36.083 --> 00:33:39.082
Jhallo Ram. Unload the stuff

369
00:33:39.083 --> 00:33:43.500
Where is the electricity generator?
Nothing's on time if I'm not around

370
00:33:46.250 --> 00:33:49.334
Remove that basket

371
00:33:49.583 --> 00:33:52.957
Nice venue for a wedding

372
00:33:52.958 --> 00:33:58.500
A wedding villa is a fun place.
How far away is your bridegroom?

373
00:34:00.292 --> 00:34:05.083
Hum-Tum! I always browse the strip
in the Sunday Times of India

374
00:34:07.417 --> 00:34:14.209
My Hum-Tum is so popular among girls?
- Yours? Hum-Tum are very cute

375
00:34:14.583 --> 00:34:20.875
Right. You and I are cute

376
00:34:37.541 --> 00:34:40.791
Damn tent

377
00:34:40.792 --> 00:34:44.875
Something awful always happens
whenever I see you

378
00:34:46.458 --> 00:34:51.209
Whatever happened to your hair?
- It's my Tom Cruise look

379
00:34:51.625 --> 00:34:54.708
You won't understand.
Not your level. This is fashion

380
00:34:58.792 --> 00:35:00.291
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?

381
00:35:00.292 --> 00:35:04.832
I'm in charge of wedding plans here

382
00:35:04.833 --> 00:35:08.708
That's obvious. - Actually
it's my Ma. I'm helping her

383
00:35:09.167 --> 00:35:12.541
That's so sweet. - Right? See, so sweet

384
00:35:12.917 --> 00:35:16.583
What are you doing here?
- You're organizing the wedding?

385
00:35:16.833 --> 00:35:20.917
And you don't know
who the bride is? - Who...?

386
00:35:24.500 --> 00:35:25.999
You're marrying so late?

387
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:31.584
You could've mothered three
kids by now. Have you?

388
00:35:33.583 --> 00:35:37.250
3 years on, I thought my slap
would've mended your mind

389
00:35:38.750 --> 00:35:41.208
Some guys never change

390
00:35:41.209 --> 00:35:43.957
My bags are inside the car.
Have them delivered to my room

391
00:35:43.958 --> 00:35:49.792
You think I'm a porter? - Likewise

392
00:35:58.875 --> 00:36:01.958
What's up? - How many kilos of candies?

393
00:36:02.209 --> 00:36:05.792
Who wants candies?
I hate them. Who asked for it?

394
00:36:06.042 --> 00:36:07.874
The bride's mother.
- Who chooses sweets for the wedding?

395
00:36:07.875 --> 00:36:11.958
The bride's mother? Or I...?
- You're the boss

396
00:36:12.250 --> 00:36:15.292
Get ten kilos of pastries. - Done

397
00:36:16.917 --> 00:36:18.249
Greetings. - Greetings

398
00:36:18.250 --> 00:36:23.833
I'm the bride's mother. Sorry, you
should've said you hate candies

399
00:36:24.084 --> 00:36:25.415
I'd never have asked for those

400
00:36:25.416 --> 00:36:26.249
Aunty, I was only...

401
00:36:26.250 --> 00:36:29.667
Aunty? How can you call me aunty?

402
00:36:30.084 --> 00:36:33.083
Jhallo Ram where are you going?
- To buy your pastries

403
00:36:33.084 --> 00:36:35.916
I was just joking. What did
the bride's mother ask for?

404
00:36:35.917 --> 00:36:38.083
Candies. - Then candy it is

405
00:36:38.084 --> 00:36:40.582
Buy 10 kilos. No, 15 kilos

406
00:36:40.583 --> 00:36:41.916
5 kilos from my side

407
00:36:41.917 --> 00:36:43.415
Many thanks

408
00:36:43.416 --> 00:36:45.582
You're Anju's son? - Yes Aunty

409
00:36:45.583 --> 00:36:47.916
What's this cursed Aunty-Aunty?

410
00:36:47.917 --> 00:36:51.000
In our times, we married early
we had our babies fast

411
00:36:51.416 --> 00:36:53.749
If you insist...

412
00:36:53.750 --> 00:36:55.249
you can add a Bobby with Aunty.

413
00:36:55.250 --> 00:36:57.749
The name's Mrs. Parminder Prakash

414
00:36:57.750 --> 00:37:01.875
But everyone calls me Bobby
Aunty. It is my pet name

415
00:37:02.416 --> 00:37:03.582
If I may say so,

416
00:37:03.583 --> 00:37:06.415
you're as beautiful as the
legendary danseuse Umrao Jaan

417
00:37:06.416 --> 00:37:10.209
I've been noticing you all along.
Your poise, your grace...

418
00:37:10.416 --> 00:37:12.749
today's girls have none of it.
Now take your daughter

419
00:37:12.750 --> 00:37:16.875
Son... even I've been
noticing you all day,

420
00:37:17.250 --> 00:37:22.209
striding like a tiger... showing off your
stripes to the girls. - Not I...

421
00:37:22.458 --> 00:37:24.457
Come off it. Wish you good luck

422
00:37:24.458 --> 00:37:26.124
Please... - Karan...

423
00:37:26.125 --> 00:37:28.958
Yes Bobby Aunty...? - Shut up

424
00:37:28.959 --> 00:37:33.958
"Shut up" is a family trait...

425
00:37:33.959 --> 00:37:35.290
Not Priya. Pooja

426
00:37:35.291 --> 00:37:40.375
I think Priya suits you more.
Can I call you Priya?

427
00:37:46.792 --> 00:37:49.124
Find a car for me

428
00:37:49.125 --> 00:37:52.209
Your friends and family
just hijacked all the cars

429
00:37:53.625 --> 00:37:55.832
And my designer wants me to try out
my wedding gown right now

430
00:37:55.833 --> 00:37:58.332
Get me a cab

431
00:37:58.333 --> 00:37:59.832
Here's a village.

432
00:37:59.833 --> 00:38:04.250
You won't spot a cab
in a 12 mile radius

433
00:38:06.833 --> 00:38:09.332
There's a way

434
00:38:09.333 --> 00:38:13.832
Why aren't you attending the ritual?

435
00:38:13.833 --> 00:38:19.166
You aren't supposed to meet your fiancé
two days before the wedding

436
00:38:19.167 --> 00:38:22.416
Is it an arranged match? Or love?

437
00:38:33.708 --> 00:38:38.959
What do you mean? - Sameer and
I went to college together

438
00:38:40.875 --> 00:38:45.459
He proposed

439
00:38:45.708 --> 00:38:48.959
He's smart, sensitive,
successful, mature...

440
00:38:49.208 --> 00:38:52.792
unlike you. Find-my-towel-type.
- What's find-my-towel-type?

441
00:38:53.042 --> 00:38:55.207
Like someone who'd scream
from the bathroom...

442
00:38:55.208 --> 00:38:58.959
"Where's my towel, my shoes
...where's the newspaper?"

443
00:38:59.542 --> 00:39:03.458
"Just peas and potatoes?"
In short, find-my-towel-type

444
00:39:04.750 --> 00:39:05.749
You expect your Sameer

445
00:39:05.750 --> 00:39:11.000
won't ask you to find
his towel after the wedding?

446
00:39:13.250 --> 00:39:17.667
In New York you lived with Sameer?
- Before my wedding? Are you mad?

447
00:39:17.917 --> 00:39:21.333
Don't tell me you never...?
- What...?

448
00:39:25.750 --> 00:39:29.000
Why should I tell you that?
- That means no. I knew it

449
00:39:42.084 --> 00:39:45.875
Rhea, Pooja said your Sameer
is some computer engineer

450
00:39:46.250 --> 00:39:49.749
Sounds quite serious and quite boring

451
00:39:49.750 --> 00:39:53.708
Being a computer engineer doesn’t
make him serious and boring

452
00:39:54.416 --> 00:39:57.542
Unlike you, he isn't an immature fool

453
00:39:58.416 --> 00:40:01.083
Had I been more mature,
you would've considered me...?

454
00:40:01.084 --> 00:40:05.208
Shut up Karan. I'm getting married
in two days. You're sick

455
00:40:05.625 --> 00:40:10.250
Did I ask you to marry me?
She takes everything so seriously

456
00:40:13.125 --> 00:40:16.542
I don't see your husband.
He's in the catering business?

457
00:40:16.959 --> 00:40:19.457
You're in the weddings' business,
he's in the catering business...?

458
00:40:19.458 --> 00:40:22.917
Wonderful! Wish you good luck.
- No, he's a photographer

459
00:40:23.291 --> 00:40:25.791
Even better! He's going
to shoot the wedding photos?

460
00:40:25.792 --> 00:40:29.042
No, he's a fashion photographer.
Besides he doesn't live in India

461
00:40:29.291 --> 00:40:33.542
In fact, we've separated. - So what?

462
00:40:33.959 --> 00:40:40.375
I've separated from my husband too.
It was a matter of life and death

463
00:40:40.834 --> 00:40:44.708
Bobby, you're a wonderful
example of perseverance

464
00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:48.750
Somewhat true. But Anju,
you've got it going for you

465
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:50.833
You run a thriving wedding business.

466
00:40:50.834 --> 00:40:52.165
And all you have is one son

467
00:40:52.166 --> 00:40:53.666
You haven't a worry in life

468
00:40:53.667 --> 00:40:56.917
Of course I worry. Mention marriage
and Karan runs scared

469
00:40:57.166 --> 00:40:58.999
Why...?

470
00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:01.833
Marriage is the end of
love and romance

471
00:41:01.834 --> 00:41:05.083
Taking a potshot at marriage?
Does he know what love and romance is?

472
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:07.999
What would she know?
She's getting hitched

473
00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:10.833
You tell me, did Adam
and Eve marry? - No...

474
00:41:10.834 --> 00:41:14.750
They didn't and they basked
in their un-marital bliss

475
00:41:16.542 --> 00:41:19.374
Look at legends. Romeo and Juliet.
Did they marry?

476
00:41:19.375 --> 00:41:20.541
No. - They didn't

477
00:41:20.542 --> 00:41:22.374
Did Her marry Ranjha? - No

478
00:41:22.375 --> 00:41:25.040
Did Shirin and Farhad marry? - No

479
00:41:25.041 --> 00:41:27.374
Ever wondered why? - Why...?

480
00:41:27.375 --> 00:41:28.374
I'll tell you why.

481
00:41:28.375 --> 00:41:31.374
Marriage would've
spelled doom for their romance

482
00:41:31.375 --> 00:41:34.374
They could never have
become legendary lovers

483
00:41:34.375 --> 00:41:37.625
So I tell you, if you wish
to find true love, never marry

484
00:41:37.875 --> 00:41:40.541
Fall in love, like me

485
00:41:40.542 --> 00:41:41.207
What rubbish

486
00:41:41.208 --> 00:41:42.541
Nonsense

487
00:41:42.542 --> 00:41:46.959
Yet every romantic legend stopped
short of a wedding? How come?

488
00:41:48.417 --> 00:41:51.916
You ever heard a story told about
the romance of any married couple?

489
00:41:51.917 --> 00:41:55.582
Of course.
And everyone in the world knows

490
00:41:55.583 --> 00:41:59.250
Emperor Shah Jahan
gave his wife Mumtaz

491
00:42:00.750 --> 00:42:02.416
the finest tribute to love. Taj Mahal

492
00:42:02.417 --> 00:42:12.333
xxxxxxxxxxxx

493
00:42:20.583 --> 00:42:28.000
"Chocolate heroes"

494
00:42:28.750 --> 00:42:33.249
"They're screaming for love..."

495
00:42:33.250 --> 00:42:39.209
"these roadside Romeos..."

496
00:42:46.917 --> 00:42:51.375
"but they'll duck the wedding"

497
00:42:51.625 --> 00:43:09.792
"Chocolate heroes"

498
00:43:25.958 --> 00:43:29.542
"Deep down inside whatever he is..."

499
00:43:30.500 --> 00:43:34.833
"he'll put up a heroic posture"

500
00:43:34.834 --> 00:43:38.250
"All day he's ogling books..."

501
00:43:39.500 --> 00:43:43.999
"full of girlie posters"

502
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:46.165
"He'll say life's a carnival..."

503
00:43:46.166 --> 00:43:48.499
"but marriage is trouble"

504
00:43:48.500 --> 00:43:52.750
"So show him the door"

505
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:59.750
"Chocolate hero"

506
00:44:20.875 --> 00:44:24.458
"Talk of marrying..."

507
00:44:25.375 --> 00:44:29.874
"and he throws a fit"

508
00:44:29.875 --> 00:44:33.125
"Talk of living-in..."

509
00:44:34.417 --> 00:44:37.667
"you'll find he swears by it"

510
00:44:38.916 --> 00:44:41.249
"In every girl he finds romance"

511
00:44:41.250 --> 00:44:43.416
"But commitment, not a chance"

512
00:44:43.417 --> 00:44:48.000
"He'll never find Juliet
so Romeo loses his shirt"

513
00:44:48.250 --> 00:45:06.208
"Chocolate heroes"

514
00:45:24.750 --> 00:45:29.249
"He'll grow up to become
an ageing beast..."

515
00:45:29.250 --> 00:45:33.915
"and the coughing will rack
his ancient chest..."

516
00:45:33.916 --> 00:45:38.416
"he won't find a helping hand..."

517
00:45:38.417 --> 00:45:42.957
"then he'll miss love's caring wand"

518
00:45:42.958 --> 00:45:47.458
"When he is abandoned,
then he will repent"

519
00:45:47.459 --> 00:45:52.041
"And then finally,
he will remember me"

520
00:46:46.083 --> 00:46:47.915
The bridegroom has come.

521
00:46:47.916 --> 00:46:50.249
What's all this excitement over?
Fetching the bridegroom?

522
00:46:50.250 --> 00:46:52.207
He's bound to turn up, isn't he?
If he fails to turn up...

523
00:46:52.208 --> 00:46:57.875
then you've reason for excitement...
the bridegroom is missing...

524
00:47:29.208 --> 00:47:34.792
What a naughty boy

525
00:47:55.334 --> 00:47:57.499
"Where ends our story?"

526
00:47:57.500 --> 00:47:59.665
"Story? Ours?"

527
00:47:59.666 --> 00:48:01.499
"A story is happening around every one.

528
00:48:01.500 --> 00:48:05.375
When we meet others, our stories meet"

529
00:48:05.666 --> 00:48:07.333
"There's no story about us. There's only

530
00:48:07.334 --> 00:48:13.583
"The End" and this is the end"

531
00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:05.166
I wish Mamma was here

532
00:49:05.167 --> 00:49:10.917
You know she's busy at home.
If she could've come, she would

533
00:49:11.334 --> 00:49:12.832
Carrying prayer candles

534
00:49:12.833 --> 00:49:15.166
What...? - Always transpires
with prayer candles

535
00:49:15.167 --> 00:49:22.417
Mamma, I thought you wouldn't make it

536
00:49:22.666 --> 00:49:26.417
I was held up

537
00:49:26.666 --> 00:49:32.083
I thought I'd miss your flight.
But Karan took care of everything

538
00:49:38.875 --> 00:49:44.625
Friend's colony?
I live in Friends Colony too

539
00:49:45.875 --> 00:49:48.540
Sorry, I lied. Actually
I live in Kailash Colony

540
00:49:48.541 --> 00:49:54.125
But now that we've met
Let's meet up more

541
00:49:58.875 --> 00:50:02.540
No use

542
00:50:02.541 --> 00:50:05.749
No use. You'll end up taking her out,

543
00:50:05.750 --> 00:50:07.749
splurging on her...

544
00:50:07.750 --> 00:50:09.749
And when you're dropping her home

545
00:50:09.750 --> 00:50:12.749
you'll hope she asks you in for coffee

546
00:50:12.750 --> 00:50:14.416
She won't

547
00:50:14.417 --> 00:50:19.166
How can you say?

548
00:50:23.917 --> 00:50:26.749
Even I did my bit. But don't worry

549
00:50:26.750 --> 00:50:29.082
my success rate wasn't hundred percent

550
00:50:29.083 --> 00:50:33.249
Many a times, I was
left thirsting for coffee

551
00:50:33.250 --> 00:50:38.249
You think I don't think like you?

552
00:50:38.250 --> 00:50:40.416
For you as many girls as you wish?

553
00:50:40.417 --> 00:50:44.749
For me, only one for a whole lifetime?

554
00:50:44.750 --> 00:50:48.749
Don't worry, Rhea didn't
make a wrong decision

555
00:50:48.750 --> 00:50:50.749
No boring scenes as in when I suddenly

556
00:50:50.750 --> 00:50:54.249
realize that you're in love with Rhea

557
00:50:54.250 --> 00:50:58.082
Even if he does, too bad

558
00:50:58.083 --> 00:51:02.250
We need women more than they need us

559
00:51:03.417 --> 00:51:04.416
And somewhere inside all of us guys,

560
00:51:04.417 --> 00:51:10.709
there's a kid who refuses to grow up

561
00:51:11.625 --> 00:51:15.124
No matter... how feeble
she might seem...

562
00:51:15.125 --> 00:51:18.375
but in here we're far weaker

563
00:51:21.625 --> 00:51:24.457
But you won't understand now

564
00:51:24.458 --> 00:51:28.375
The day you find your Rhea, you'll know

565
00:52:13.334 --> 00:52:17.416
You always appear just
when I've forgotten all about you

566
00:52:18.833 --> 00:52:23.250
Which means, you think of me
all the time when I'm away

567
00:52:23.541 --> 00:52:25.041
I never meant that

568
00:52:25.042 --> 00:52:28.874
If you wish never to see me again...

569
00:52:28.875 --> 00:52:31.874
you must think of me always

570
00:52:31.875 --> 00:52:33.707
Because when you've
forgotten all about me...

571
00:52:33.708 --> 00:52:37.125
I'll make my appearance- Yes

572
00:52:37.375 --> 00:52:42.792
But if you're thinking of me always
you're actually wishing you'd see me

573
00:52:43.042 --> 00:52:45.041
Right?
Yes... no...

574
00:52:45.042 --> 00:52:50.292
That's why a boy and a girl
can never be friends- Why?

575
00:52:50.541 --> 00:52:55.458
Because you girls always end up
talking about love

576
00:52:56.250 --> 00:52:59.625
Then you and I
will never be friends

577
00:53:33.750 --> 00:53:39.875
Dad, will you ever be on time...?

578
00:53:58.250 --> 00:54:07.167
"I'm no poet"

579
00:54:07.792 --> 00:54:11.875
"But my pretty one..."

580
00:54:12.125 --> 00:54:15.875
"ever since I've seen you..."

581
00:54:16.125 --> 00:54:21.042
"poetry just dawned upon me"

582
00:54:35.625 --> 00:54:39.541
"I had heard of love, no doubt"

583
00:54:39.833 --> 00:54:44.708
"But I didn't know what love was"

584
00:54:45.167 --> 00:54:49.416
"I remained confused
as confusions generally are..."

585
00:54:49.667 --> 00:54:54.250
"and remained an enemy among friends"

586
00:54:54.667 --> 00:54:58.750
"Yet I'm no foe..."

587
00:54:59.333 --> 00:55:03.416
"but dear pretty one..."

588
00:55:03.667 --> 00:55:07.250
"having seen you..."

589
00:55:07.542 --> 00:55:12.917
"I've learnt to make friends"

590
00:55:13.708 --> 00:55:17.583
"And I was no poet"

591
00:55:27.208 --> 00:55:31.459
Nice? Awful?

592
00:55:31.542 --> 00:55:36.541
Your Dad isn't an international
photographer for nothing

593
00:55:36.542 --> 00:55:40.541
Could I find her phone number?

594
00:55:40.542 --> 00:55:46.625
Now Paris? Aren't you tired of
shifting base every year or two?

595
00:55:46.875 --> 00:55:49.749
What's tiring about it?

596
00:55:49.750 --> 00:55:53.000
In the last eight years I've done
New York, Milan and now Paris

597
00:55:54.084 --> 00:55:57.415
Who are you running from?
- Your mother

598
00:55:57.416 --> 00:56:00.415
I won't talk ill of
your mother in front of you

599
00:56:00.416 --> 00:56:03.874
Dad! Not even behind my back

600
00:56:03.875 --> 00:56:06.249
A man has a right to live his life, no?

601
00:56:06.250 --> 00:56:08.249
If not my wife, whom do I criticize...

602
00:56:08.250 --> 00:56:11.083
my neighbor’s wife?

603
00:56:11.084 --> 00:56:13.249
Even after all these years of living apart?

604
00:56:13.250 --> 00:56:18.334
You still consider her your wife?

605
00:56:21.250 --> 00:56:24.916
Mom was upset when
we shifted from Delhi.

606
00:56:24.917 --> 00:56:29.415
She's settled down

607
00:56:29.416 --> 00:56:35.500
Your room is over there.
- Thanks

608
00:56:45.125 --> 00:56:48.916
Part of my last year's
photo exhibition

609
00:56:48.917 --> 00:56:54.208
Snacks? - Yes please

610
00:56:54.625 --> 00:56:56.457
Your wife is fine, Dad

611
00:56:56.458 --> 00:56:59.290
Did I ask how she is?

612
00:56:59.291 --> 00:57:03.750
Not in as many words

613
00:57:10.959 --> 00:57:16.208
Good day, mister. Coffee or tea?

614
00:57:20.625 --> 00:57:23.708
Good day, madam. Coffee or tea?
- Coffee.

615
00:57:39.166 --> 00:57:43.250
Like I said, life's a long while
We keep meeting

616
00:57:53.166 --> 00:57:56.833
That was bound to happen

617
00:57:56.834 --> 00:57:59.874
Every time we meet
something always goes wrong

618
00:57:59.875 --> 00:58:02.040
You haven't changed a bit

619
00:58:02.041 --> 00:58:05.959
What are you doing in Paris?
- I run a little boutique here

620
00:58:07.542 --> 00:58:09.541
What are you doing here?

621
00:58:09.542 --> 00:58:13.374
I'm pursuing love between "You and l"

622
00:58:13.375 --> 00:58:16.708
Remember my cartoon characters
Hum-Tum?

623
00:58:16.709 --> 00:58:20.291
You won't believe it, the whole
country is raving about Hum-Tum

624
00:58:27.875 --> 00:58:33.000
Publishers wanted me to write
a novel about Hum-Tum... in which...

625
00:58:33.458 --> 00:58:37.000
they fall in love. Because Paris is
the most romantic city in the world...

626
00:58:37.250 --> 00:58:39.374
here I am, catalyzing their romance.

627
00:58:39.375 --> 00:58:41.874
And it's so awful, you're walking out?

628
00:58:41.875 --> 00:58:46.542
No, it's my station.
All the best for your Hum-Tum

629
00:58:53.500 --> 00:58:56.750
Say hi to Sameer

630
00:58:59.166 --> 00:59:04.334
Sameer is no longer part of my life

631
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:40.749
That's a sandwich.
Meant to be eaten, not ogled

632
00:59:40.750 --> 00:59:43.416
Should I call her up Dad?
- Certainly not

633
00:59:43.417 --> 00:59:46.374
Wait till the next summer

634
00:59:46.375 --> 00:59:48.124
I want to talk to her,

635
00:59:48.125 --> 00:59:51.749
I want to know what happened to her

636
00:59:51.750 --> 00:59:54.874
She isn't the same old Rhea

637
00:59:54.875 --> 00:59:58.166
But she doesn't have a nice impression
of me.

638
00:59:58.750 --> 01:00:00.040
Hope she doesn't get me wrong

639
01:00:00.041 --> 01:00:06.167
If you wish to do a good turn,
do it. Don't hesitate

640
01:00:09.834 --> 01:00:13.457
If you keep mulling over it
you'll end up nowhere

641
01:00:13.458 --> 01:00:17.625
Who will eat that food? Your Dad?
Not a bad idea, who wants to diet?

642
01:00:23.916 --> 01:00:26.749
Can I speak to Rhea?

643
01:00:26.750 --> 01:00:31.333
Who's calling?
I'm hearing Hindi after ages

644
01:00:33.875 --> 01:00:36.833
Umrao Jaan, is that you? - Umrao Jaan?

645
01:00:36.834 --> 01:00:41.916
Aunty, I'm Karan. Karan Kapoor.
Mrs. Kapoor's son

646
01:00:43.208 --> 01:00:45.957
Is that you Tiger?
Where are you calling from?

647
01:00:45.958 --> 01:00:49.000
I'm calling from Paris.
You needn't raise your voice

648
01:00:49.250 --> 01:00:52.834
Shut up, I'm tired of talking
in hushed tones

649
01:00:53.041 --> 01:00:56.124
Blast their diction, they always
seem to be conspiring in whispers

650
01:00:56.125 --> 01:00:58.874
If you're in Paris aren't
you coming over to see us?

651
01:00:58.875 --> 01:01:01.791
Give me your address and
I'll be over in a flash

652
01:01:01.792 --> 01:01:05.041
Address? You know how
these names sound

653
01:01:05.250 --> 01:01:08.333
...I went to school till 8th standard

654
01:01:08.584 --> 01:01:11.541
Yes I can manage English,

655
01:01:11.542 --> 01:01:13.749
but this language...
never heard anything like it

656
01:01:13.750 --> 01:01:17.750
French... never speak what they write.
More like they are gargling.

657
01:01:20.916 --> 01:01:24.500
I'll give it a try. Write

658
01:01:30.417 --> 01:01:38.208
It's a red building on the street.
I can't manage the name of the house

659
01:01:38.458 --> 01:01:42.584
Made of olden type red bricks

660
01:01:47.916 --> 01:01:54.833
Sometime in life some things happen
and you lose faith in God

661
01:01:56.417 --> 01:02:02.333
Did Sameer and Rhea hurt anyone?
Just after their first anniversary...

662
01:02:06.916 --> 01:02:10.999
like everyday Sameer
was leaving for work

663
01:02:11.000 --> 01:02:14.833
Some college students jumped
a traffic signal for the fun of it

664
01:02:16.292 --> 01:02:20.709
And in a moment's time,
Rhea's life changed forever

665
01:02:23.542 --> 01:02:27.791
Time was when she lit up my life
whenever she came home

666
01:02:28.875 --> 01:02:34.458
Nowadays she's so quiet...

667
01:02:39.667 --> 01:02:43.041
She left America, India...
and now she's here...

668
01:02:44.417 --> 01:02:47.459
where she knows no one
and no one knows her

669
01:02:48.791 --> 01:02:51.958
I think she wants
to get lost in the crowds

670
01:02:56.125 --> 01:03:00.958
Now it's as if Rhea is lost herself

671
01:03:03.041 --> 01:03:06.417
My Rhea lived life on her own terms;

672
01:03:07.250 --> 01:03:12.833
in life's hands, she suffers her defeat

673
01:03:26.584 --> 01:03:29.790
Just met your mother

674
01:03:29.791 --> 01:03:34.667
Can I share your umbrella?

675
01:03:47.542 --> 01:03:53.250
In life, how often...

676
01:03:56.250 --> 01:03:59.041
Sometimes whatever happens to us...

677
01:03:59.042 --> 01:04:01.915
God what am I saying...?

678
01:04:01.916 --> 01:04:06.708
Whatever I say, what use...

679
01:04:19.750 --> 01:04:22.915
You're home

680
01:04:22.916 --> 01:04:27.750
And you couldn't even say
how you liked the conversation

681
01:04:34.542 --> 01:04:37.874
Thank you Karan - What for?

682
01:04:37.875 --> 01:04:43.750
For what you've been trying to say

683
01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:48.500
Hey Rhea, can I borrow your umbrella?

684
01:05:25.875 --> 01:05:28.458
One minute... your phone.

685
01:05:28.459 --> 01:05:33.207
Who is it? - No idea

686
01:05:33.208 --> 01:05:34.957
This is such a problem.

687
01:05:34.958 --> 01:05:37.291
I grasp
Neither the language nor the cuisine

688
01:05:37.292 --> 01:05:42.542
I end up eating what I never ordered.

689
01:05:43.125 --> 01:05:46.832
And I get to return your umbrella

690
01:05:46.833 --> 01:05:49.875
No Karan. Not lunch.
I'm busy tomorrow

691
01:06:02.666 --> 01:06:06.499
He only asked you out for lunch

692
01:06:06.500 --> 01:06:08.665
You could've said dinner

693
01:06:08.666 --> 01:06:11.540
All day you sit at home.
You could do with an outing

694
01:06:11.541 --> 01:06:15.124
What a life. Home-to-boutique-to-home

695
01:06:15.125 --> 01:06:18.874
I'm only watching my thriller

696
01:06:18.875 --> 01:06:23.958
Lovely song. Shammi Kapoor is a star

697
01:06:24.209 --> 01:06:29.125
My darling baby

698
01:06:38.875 --> 01:06:42.374
Finding that Chinese
restaurant was tough

699
01:06:42.375 --> 01:06:44.540
You said you'd be busy.

700
01:06:44.541 --> 01:06:50.000
So I thought let's have lunch here

701
01:06:53.209 --> 01:06:56.374
Come on, I am famished

702
01:06:56.375 --> 01:07:01.166
Why are you doing this, Karan?

703
01:07:02.750 --> 01:07:05.041
Why this expression of sympathy?

704
01:07:05.042 --> 01:07:06.540
This is the reason

705
01:07:06.541 --> 01:07:10.041
why I didn't
return to India after Sameer died

706
01:07:10.042 --> 01:07:15.667
I hate seeing people pitying me

707
01:07:16.209 --> 01:07:19.334
The food bill. 32 Euros

708
01:07:19.750 --> 01:07:24.583
Your share is 16 Euros. Remember?
You only said fifty-fifty

709
01:07:31.750 --> 01:07:37.542
Can we eat? I'm really hungry

710
01:07:41.917 --> 01:07:44.249
Lovely food

711
01:07:44.250 --> 01:07:46.582
How did you find out I like Chinese?

712
01:07:46.583 --> 01:07:52.166
- I never knew. I love Chinese

713
01:07:57.292 --> 01:08:02.875
Eat in peace.
Let me take care of her

714
01:08:19.292 --> 01:08:21.957
Pretty child. - Thank you

715
01:08:21.958 --> 01:08:27.708
Something about me?
- I only said she's a pretty child

716
01:08:32.625 --> 01:08:35.333
You picked up French so fast?

717
01:08:35.334 --> 01:08:39.166
Must know the language where you live

718
01:08:39.167 --> 01:08:42.250
I seem to be able to make do
with Hindi anywhere in the world

719
01:08:43.167 --> 01:08:49.584
If they don't know Hindi
I make sure I teach them some

720
01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:53.999
If I don't teach Hindi
to those French kids...

721
01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:58.084
you can change my
name to something French

722
01:08:59.334 --> 01:09:04.917
But if I succeed, you'll
do as I say. - Do what...?

723
01:09:11.666 --> 01:09:21.583
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

724
01:09:23.375 --> 01:09:25.707
"Chuck up every woe"

725
01:09:25.708 --> 01:09:29.292
"Chuck it, I'm with you"

726
01:09:43.042 --> 01:09:47.167
"Try and smile once"

727
01:09:47.375 --> 01:09:51.500
"Let hues of the Spring
blossom once again"

728
01:10:00.042 --> 01:10:04.167
"Sing a new song, strike a new melody"

729
01:10:04.416 --> 01:10:08.500
"It's a new season, it's a new day"

730
01:10:08.708 --> 01:10:10.707
"Chuck it..."

731
01:10:10.708 --> 01:10:12.916
"chuck every woe"

732
01:10:12.917 --> 01:10:16.583
"Chuck it, I'm with you"

733
01:10:51.959 --> 01:10:55.875
"Unleash new joys,
sing a new rhapsody"

734
01:10:56.125 --> 01:10:59.875
"Let loose your moorings
ride new waves of ecstasy"

735
01:11:09.125 --> 01:11:13.209
"Get the bounce on your feet
let dance the sands at your feet"

736
01:11:13.458 --> 01:11:17.209
"Feel your spirits rise
and reach for the skies"

737
01:11:56.542 --> 01:12:13.333
"It's the only life you ever had
through twists and turns, good or bad"

738
01:12:13.583 --> 01:12:22.125
"Hug every moment, get life's feel.
Smile, life's joys you can steal"

739
01:13:31.625 --> 01:13:33.457
What are you doing? My bags...

740
01:13:33.458 --> 01:13:35.624
I don't run a hotel.

741
01:13:35.625 --> 01:13:37.457
If you're living
with me, you'll socialize with me

742
01:13:37.458 --> 01:13:39.624
If you're seeing only Rhea
find someplace else

743
01:13:39.625 --> 01:13:45.958
Out you go.
You're not staying with me

744
01:13:47.792 --> 01:13:50.791
These dramatics don't suit you.
Open the door

745
01:13:50.792 --> 01:13:53.624
Spending so much time with a girl
doesn't suit you either

746
01:13:53.625 --> 01:13:57.958
By the way, is it serious?

747
01:13:57.959 --> 01:14:02.124
What an awkward monologue with
a door.

748
01:14:02.125 --> 01:14:04.999
On one condition.
You'll introduce me to Rhea

749
01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:09.958
Rhea has invited us to lunch tomorrow

750
01:14:12.166 --> 01:14:15.666
The door was open?

751
01:14:15.667 --> 01:14:20.250
You think I'm a bad dad
who'll lock his son out in the cold?

752
01:14:22.333 --> 01:14:27.083
I'm a bad boy

753
01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:30.457
Excuse me...

754
01:14:30.458 --> 01:14:34.332
Is Karan in?

755
01:14:34.333 --> 01:14:38.833
I am Arjun Kapoor. Good day.
- Good day. I'm Nicole

756
01:14:40.166 --> 01:14:44.459
Welcome

757
01:14:47.041 --> 01:14:48.541
Namaste. - Namaste

758
01:14:48.542 --> 01:14:51.625
So you are Karan's "bau'ji"...
- "Bau'ji"...?

759
01:14:54.709 --> 01:14:58.458
Myself Mrs. Parminder Prakash.
You can call me Bobby

760
01:14:59.041 --> 01:15:03.207
I'd rather call you Dimple,
the actress who played Bobby

761
01:15:03.208 --> 01:15:06.709
Your Bau'ji is very
colorful, Karan. - Dad...

762
01:15:07.208 --> 01:15:13.083
Flowers for my Umrao Jaan.
- Lovely flowers. Nice boy

763
01:15:13.375 --> 01:15:18.666
I wish I had carried those flowers

764
01:15:20.041 --> 01:15:21.374
Please come in

765
01:15:21.375 --> 01:15:22.708
Do come inside

766
01:15:22.709 --> 01:15:24.874
Nice house. - Thank you

767
01:15:24.875 --> 01:15:29.833
So you've taken after your father

768
01:15:32.041 --> 01:15:34.374
Son...

769
01:15:34.375 --> 01:15:38.416
I want to see Rhea married again

770
01:15:38.417 --> 01:15:40.916
You ought to talk to my mother

771
01:15:40.917 --> 01:15:43.708
She organizes weddings

772
01:15:43.709 --> 01:15:48.416
Silly, I didn't mean that

773
01:15:48.417 --> 01:15:52.875
You aren't talking about me...?
- I love my daughter dearly

774
01:15:53.083 --> 01:15:55.416
Would I ever want her to marry
someone like you?

775
01:15:55.417 --> 01:15:58.749
Thank God. I was scared

776
01:15:58.750 --> 01:16:03.834
Life is meant to be lived
...to the fullest

777
01:16:07.083 --> 01:16:11.125
I know what Loneliness means

778
01:16:12.625 --> 01:16:15.791
At least I had Rhea

779
01:16:15.792 --> 01:16:19.457
After I'm gone, who stays with Rhea?

780
01:16:19.458 --> 01:16:22.957
Everyone of us needs someone...

781
01:16:22.958 --> 01:16:28.292
For company, love, support

782
01:16:31.125 --> 01:16:34.208
But I have a feeling
That Rhea will refuse to agree

783
01:16:34.458 --> 01:16:38.457
That's why she is living here.
But whom will she find here?

784
01:16:38.458 --> 01:16:45.041
But son, if we can find a
nice boy I think it'll work out

785
01:16:45.333 --> 01:16:49.292
So you're looking for
someone conservative, homely...

786
01:16:53.500 --> 01:16:57.750
Because interesting boys like you
Never make nice husbands

787
01:17:05.834 --> 01:17:08.833
What happened uncle?

788
01:17:08.834 --> 01:17:13.165
Nothing, just remembered someone

789
01:17:13.166 --> 01:17:16.250
I met her a few years ago.
She's very beautiful

790
01:17:19.834 --> 01:17:24.040
The only beauty I could never capture
In my camera

791
01:17:24.041 --> 01:17:26.541
nor into my life

792
01:17:26.542 --> 01:17:31.874
I should not be asking, but...
- Then don't ask

793
01:17:31.875 --> 01:17:32.874
Come in, I'll tell you

794
01:17:32.875 --> 01:17:38.625
I was just back from London
after a course in photography

795
01:17:39.208 --> 01:17:42.040
Then I met Anju

796
01:17:42.041 --> 01:17:45.207
Anju's world was very different
from mine.

797
01:17:45.208 --> 01:17:48.292
She was plain Simple girl.
With a strong mind

798
01:17:49.709 --> 01:17:52.874
That's the quality in her
that sets her apart

799
01:17:52.875 --> 01:17:58.292
You may have conquered the world, but...

800
01:17:58.709 --> 01:18:01.040
We married

801
01:18:01.041 --> 01:18:04.250
To make each other happy,
initially we made our compromises

802
01:18:04.875 --> 01:18:08.000
Like where-are-you-going, who-is-she?
Maybe I was not prepared for marriage

803
01:18:08.875 --> 01:18:12.333
Afterwards questions that had
never been raised cropped up

804
01:18:13.208 --> 01:18:16.207
I guess I was not ready for marriage.

805
01:18:16.208 --> 01:18:20.000
With time, there was more work,
more quarrels. In a fit of rage...

806
01:18:21.041 --> 01:18:24.916
I took up a six-month
assignment in America

807
01:18:25.916 --> 01:18:29.208
She asked not a question,
I gave no answers

808
01:18:30.417 --> 01:18:33.583
For six months I waited for a call
from her;

809
01:18:33.584 --> 01:18:36.082
maybe she waited for mine

810
01:18:36.083 --> 01:18:41.083
Then six months became a year
and years became ages.

811
01:18:44.584 --> 01:18:47.583
On one count I'm grateful to her

812
01:18:47.584 --> 01:18:51.292
She never let Karan feel
the distance between us

813
01:18:54.584 --> 01:18:58.249
I don't know why I'm telling you this

814
01:18:58.250 --> 01:19:02.915
...I never even confided in myself

815
01:19:02.916 --> 01:19:07.124
Neither to me

816
01:19:07.125 --> 01:19:11.875
Wish you had tried at least once...

817
01:19:15.625 --> 01:19:19.957
So neither have you
been able to forgive me

818
01:19:19.958 --> 01:19:23.957
I forgave you long ago, Dad.

819
01:19:23.958 --> 01:19:27.667
But I never got over what you did

820
01:19:40.500 --> 01:19:47.000
Maybe you ought to say sorry
to someone else

821
01:19:50.333 --> 01:19:52.499
You must think I'm evil

822
01:19:52.500 --> 01:19:57.500
No one's evil. Evil
are the times that befall

823
01:19:58.000 --> 01:20:01.332
You're saying I've fallen
into evil times

824
01:20:01.333 --> 01:20:04.417
There you are. Come inside.
I don't serve a bad lunch

825
01:20:04.667 --> 01:20:10.332
Sure... - Out there
it's colder than Amritsar

826
01:20:10.333 --> 01:20:13.916
I never could bring up
this topic with my dad

827
01:20:18.708 --> 01:20:23.125
If you tell anyone I cried

828
01:20:43.542 --> 01:20:47.792
The one with the dog?

829
01:20:52.708 --> 01:20:58.333
You're incorrigible!

830
01:21:00.542 --> 01:21:04.333
I wonder what her mother's like. - What...?

831
01:21:06.875 --> 01:21:10.167
Rhea, father and son are incorrigible

832
01:21:14.958 --> 01:21:19.667
Let's go in.

833
01:21:28.334 --> 01:21:32.417
You aren't dressed yet?
Not going to the airport? Get dressed

834
01:21:33.250 --> 01:21:36.499
Spare me. - Why?

835
01:21:36.500 --> 01:21:42.416
I can't bid goodbyes

836
01:21:46.542 --> 01:21:52.250
Getting late, I should make a move

837
01:22:18.375 --> 01:22:21.459
Remember, we met at the airport

838
01:22:21.708 --> 01:22:24.875
After that first meeting...

839
01:22:28.542 --> 01:22:32.792
Of course not

840
01:22:33.042 --> 01:22:36.374
That's why you tried to kiss me

841
01:22:36.375 --> 01:22:41.374
Only tried?

842
01:22:41.375 --> 01:22:44.374
Then I hated you so much all
because...

843
01:22:44.375 --> 01:22:48.334
you didn't know how to talk,
you had no respect for women...

844
01:22:48.875 --> 01:22:53.041
you were so ill-mannered and irritating

845
01:22:53.042 --> 01:22:59.500
After all these years
you remember everything about me?

846
01:23:04.250 --> 01:23:07.624
Did you hit upon a story
for your Hum-Tum?

847
01:23:07.625 --> 01:23:13.375
I have something in mind. In the end
who knows Hum-Tum may fall in love

848
01:23:18.833 --> 01:23:24.042
You know Karan, I didn't think
I would ever admit this to you

849
01:23:31.958 --> 01:23:35.999
We're going to see each other
very soon. Guess why?

850
01:23:36.000 --> 01:23:38.124
Because though life's a long while

851
01:23:38.125 --> 01:23:43.041
we have very little time

852
01:24:07.375 --> 01:24:09.374
Are we going to be friends now?

853
01:24:09.375 --> 01:24:13.625
Friends? But you always said
you'd never make friends with girls

854
01:24:14.875 --> 01:24:17.582
Pretty girls are the exception

855
01:24:17.583 --> 01:24:20.958
And I am not pretty! - When did I say that?

856
01:24:21.209 --> 01:24:27.125
Are you saying I'm pretty?

857
01:24:44.750 --> 01:24:46.916
Rhea is coming after 3 days? - Yes

858
01:24:46.917 --> 01:24:49.582
Whose friend is she,
yours or mine? - Mine

859
01:24:49.583 --> 01:24:55.875
And am I your chauffeur
or secretary? - Neither

860
01:24:57.416 --> 01:24:59.249
Then why do you want me to
pick her up from the airport?

861
01:24:59.250 --> 01:25:04.542
Because I want you to marry her

862
01:25:06.917 --> 01:25:11.415
You want me to marry Rhea...?
- Exactly

863
01:25:11.416 --> 01:25:14.500
Come on Mihir, you're
perfect for each other

864
01:25:15.792 --> 01:25:19.457
If Rhea is perfect
why don't you marry her?

865
01:25:19.458 --> 01:25:21.957
I can't marry Rhea. - Why?

866
01:25:21.958 --> 01:25:28.042
I'm the sort a mother
would warn her daughter about

867
01:25:31.125 --> 01:25:36.042
I know Rhea. She needs
a mature, experienced guy

868
01:25:42.833 --> 01:25:46.583
In three days, Rhea is coming.
Pick her up at the airport

869
01:25:46.833 --> 01:25:52.875
If you don't like her
you needn't see her ever again

870
01:25:54.167 --> 01:26:00.083
When did I say yes?
- You didn't say no

871
01:26:01.708 --> 01:26:06.166
I can't believe it
...I'm doing your bidding

872
01:26:06.167 --> 01:26:10.458
If Rhea realizes that I'm introducing
the two of you

873
01:26:11.667 --> 01:26:15.041
After the wedding,
can I tell her we're married?

874
01:26:15.042 --> 01:26:19.583
Not bad!
Already contemplating the marriage?

875
01:26:20.708 --> 01:26:24.874
Rhea is putting up with her aunt.
She knows the address

876
01:26:24.875 --> 01:26:28.292
Come on, I'm busy. Hang up

877
01:26:32.583 --> 01:26:38.458
Australia fields so well
even in video games

878
01:26:48.042 --> 01:26:50.832
Yes... you...?

879
01:26:50.833 --> 01:26:54.500
Karan's friend. Not chauffeur so...

880
01:26:54.708 --> 01:26:57.833
So you are Mihir.
Myself Mrs. Parminder Prakash

881
01:26:59.042 --> 01:27:02.667
How handsome
You're just like Karan described you

882
01:27:03.291 --> 01:27:05.707
Karan described...?

883
01:27:05.708 --> 01:27:11.833
No... he didn't. He only said
Mihir would receive us in his stead

884
01:27:12.042 --> 01:27:16.667
You couldn't tell me that before?
- Such a long flight. I'm at wits' end

885
01:27:23.209 --> 01:27:27.083
Something cropped up suddenly.
Karan is busy... so I had to come

886
01:27:27.084 --> 01:27:31.375
Suddenly? But you said
Karan informed my Mummy about you...

887
01:27:34.250 --> 01:27:36.457
The car is parked outside. Shall we...?

888
01:27:36.458 --> 01:27:39.582
Which car do you have?

889
01:27:39.583 --> 01:27:45.375
Just asking, because
we've got so much luggage

890
01:27:53.416 --> 01:27:56.290
There's something about India

891
01:27:56.291 --> 01:27:57.916
The country has a smell of it's own...

892
01:27:57.917 --> 01:28:01.209
Look, kids defecating along the kerb

893
01:28:02.291 --> 01:28:05.958
Nice to be here

894
01:28:05.959 --> 01:28:10.208
Son what do you do?
- I run a business in computers

895
01:28:10.458 --> 01:28:15.499
I see. How much turnover?

896
01:28:15.500 --> 01:28:19.208
Rhea is also a computer buff- Really?

897
01:28:20.167 --> 01:28:23.375
Not much, except office computing

898
01:28:27.042 --> 01:28:32.458
Karan says you run a store in Paris.
- Not store. Boutique of Indian designs

899
01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:36.832
Boutique is a store, no...?

900
01:28:36.833 --> 01:28:39.875
You come into India and you grab
a paper! Always reading

901
01:28:40.167 --> 01:28:45.750
Times of India carries Karan's Hum-Tum

902
01:28:46.333 --> 01:28:50.917
This Karan is... - Yes Karan...

903
01:28:51.333 --> 01:28:54.999
Yes this Karan is...

904
01:28:55.000 --> 01:29:00.375
I just joined the chorus

905
01:29:09.708 --> 01:29:13.084
In Bombay you don't
disconnect phones at night?

906
01:29:27.375 --> 01:29:31.291
You're angry? Okay I'm going home

907
01:29:31.959 --> 01:29:36.207
I'm standing outside your house

908
01:29:36.208 --> 01:29:42.500
I'm famished.
Can I find something to eat?

909
01:29:44.042 --> 01:29:47.707
Mamma is right.
Your country is your own

910
01:29:47.708 --> 01:29:53.167
Who told you to live in Paris?

911
01:29:57.708 --> 01:30:06.000
If I stayed in India, everyone would've
begun to insist that I marry again

912
01:30:07.542 --> 01:30:12.166
After Sameer died,
I wasn't interested anymore

913
01:30:14.250 --> 01:30:20.667
You can't stop loving someone because
he's dead. I'll always love Sameer

914
01:30:25.083 --> 01:30:29.542
But does it mean that you can't
pick up the threads of your life?

915
01:30:33.250 --> 01:30:38.834
True. But to start afresh
one needs a good companion

916
01:30:39.750 --> 01:30:43.208
Not someone in an arranged marriage.
- What if you might find someone?

917
01:30:45.417 --> 01:30:50.875
I think arranged marriages work

918
01:30:51.667 --> 01:30:55.041
Let's pretend I'm here
to look up an arranged match

919
01:30:55.333 --> 01:30:57.791
Pretences at 2 am!

920
01:30:57.792 --> 01:30:59.624
Hello Rhea I'm Champak Bhumiya

921
01:30:59.625 --> 01:31:03.124
Your aunt's niece's daughter'
friend speaks highly of you

922
01:31:03.125 --> 01:31:06.542
She says we're perfect for
each other. Made for each other

923
01:31:10.792 --> 01:31:13.875
Not Champak Bhumiya.
If a genuine, smart guy...

924
01:31:14.333 --> 01:31:17.875
asks you whether
after so many years in Paris...

925
01:31:18.125 --> 01:31:24.083
will you be able to adjust to
Bombay life? With me?

926
01:31:31.000 --> 01:31:34.250
Okay what were you asking?
- After Paris...

927
01:31:34.500 --> 01:31:41.083
will you be able to adjust in Bombay?
- More important than the city...

928
01:31:41.333 --> 01:31:44.332
is adjustment between people.
If two people are happy together...

929
01:31:44.333 --> 01:31:49.708
Bombay or Paris, what difference?

930
01:31:49.709 --> 01:31:53.959
After the marriage, will you work?
- You don't want me to work afterwards?

931
01:31:56.208 --> 01:32:01.291
I think every woman should work.
Not as a pass time. Serious work. Like you

932
01:32:05.208 --> 01:32:08.374
Now what about kids.
- What about kids...?

933
01:32:08.375 --> 01:32:13.125
Not you. Aren't you supposed to ask me?
Whether I love kids?

934
01:32:13.375 --> 01:32:16.458
Yes, do you love kids? - Of course

935
01:32:16.709 --> 01:32:20.125
First I want a daughter.
Beautiful, intelligent. Like you

936
01:32:20.709 --> 01:32:22.040
I'll make a fine daddy

937
01:32:22.041 --> 01:32:26.625
If I find someone like me flirting
with her, I'll break his legs

938
01:32:27.542 --> 01:32:33.500
You think that will make you a fine daddy?
- Look you'll make a fine mother

939
01:32:34.041 --> 01:32:36.874
What harm if I spoil the kids a little bit?

940
01:32:36.875 --> 01:32:40.207
So I do all the hard work
and you have all the fun?

941
01:32:40.208 --> 01:32:42.874
Yes, look at it from my point of view
and it's a wonderful marriage

942
01:32:42.875 --> 01:32:48.500
A puppy is all it'll take
to complete the family portrait

943
01:32:48.709 --> 01:32:52.040
Let's call him Tommy. - Awful name

944
01:32:52.041 --> 01:32:57.166
Okay Tommy. On one condition.
You take Tommy out for walks

945
01:32:57.916 --> 01:33:04.375
I'll only feed him morsels from my plate.
"Tommy, take"

946
01:33:04.417 --> 01:33:07.583
Apart from spoiling the kids and Tommy
what else will you do?

947
01:33:07.584 --> 01:33:10.875
What else is left to be done?
I'll live happily ever after...

948
01:33:11.083 --> 01:33:14.875
with my kids and Tommy
...and of course, you. Sorry

949
01:33:15.083 --> 01:33:17.749
So I come after the kids and Tommy.

950
01:33:17.750 --> 01:33:24.124
With you. - I come after
the kids and Tommy?

951
01:33:24.125 --> 01:33:26.915
Mention me after the kids and Tommy

952
01:33:26.916 --> 01:33:29.791
and I'll hack you into small bits...

953
01:33:29.792 --> 01:33:34.709
and I'll feed you to Tommy.
- Okay I'm sorry. No more kids-or-Tommy

954
01:33:34.958 --> 01:33:38.208
I'll always love you
more than anyone else

955
01:33:44.041 --> 01:33:47.375
See how easy it is to discuss
an arranged marriage...?

956
01:33:47.625 --> 01:33:52.708
We almost got married

957
01:34:05.208 --> 01:34:08.165
How are you? - How are you?

958
01:34:08.166 --> 01:34:11.584
You look gorgeous.
- I ought to be telling you that

959
01:34:15.041 --> 01:34:19.584
Sit. How about coffee, tea, juice...?
- Just coming from our place

960
01:34:19.834 --> 01:34:22.832
And you know Mamma never lets
me leave before breakfast

961
01:34:22.833 --> 01:34:27.042
How is she?

962
01:34:36.041 --> 01:34:39.374
But Rhea, these formalities...

963
01:34:39.375 --> 01:34:45.583
Actually Karan's dad
has sent it for you

964
01:34:47.208 --> 01:34:51.958
He's fine

965
01:34:55.208 --> 01:34:58.207
Rhea, I'm the one
who makes your Ma laugh all the time

966
01:34:58.208 --> 01:35:02.708
And you make my Mom upset
as soon as you step in

967
01:35:02.709 --> 01:35:06.959
Don't fall for what she says

968
01:35:14.125 --> 01:35:18.500
I hope they send 150 pieces. I'll pay
after I've checked the consignment

969
01:35:18.709 --> 01:35:21.040
If I find a one-piece short
in the shipment... - God! One piece...

970
01:35:21.041 --> 01:35:24.374
how much poorer will it make you,
how much richer will he become?

971
01:35:24.375 --> 01:35:30.500
You women are forever cribbing over
one Rupee, one potato, one coriander leaf...

972
01:35:30.709 --> 01:35:36.167
why fight over trivia?
- It isn't about money. It's principle

973
01:35:37.875 --> 01:35:43.667
But why discuss principles with you?

974
01:35:45.916 --> 01:35:49.208
Yes Mihir, come over, park the car

975
01:35:51.250 --> 01:35:54.333
Mihir is coming?
- Yes... I forgot to ask you...

976
01:35:54.750 --> 01:35:58.041
how did you find Mihir? - Okay

977
01:35:58.250 --> 01:36:02.041
But what is Mihir doing here?
- I thought we'd have lunch together

978
01:36:02.250 --> 01:36:06.541
Here he is

979
01:36:07.916 --> 01:36:08.915
So how was your shopping?

980
01:36:08.916 --> 01:36:12.749
I wasn't shopping. It was business

981
01:36:12.750 --> 01:36:16.790
I'm hungry. Where are we going for lunch?

982
01:36:16.791 --> 01:36:19.833
What happened?
- Lunch reminds me...

983
01:36:20.125 --> 01:36:23.375
I have to meet Diana.
- Who's this lady?

984
01:36:23.791 --> 01:36:27.375
Just a friend. Met her a week ago.
Strictly business

985
01:36:30.542 --> 01:36:34.208
Not your first lunch date with Diana?
- Lunch, yes. For the first time

986
01:36:34.459 --> 01:36:36.207
Couple of days ago
we went out for dinner

987
01:36:36.208 --> 01:36:38.458
You go ahead and have lunch.

988
01:36:38.459 --> 01:36:44.208
I'll see
you afterwards for coffee. Got to run

989
01:36:49.500 --> 01:36:52.542
I know a great joint for grilled fish.

990
01:37:01.875 --> 01:37:04.832
I don't like grilled fish

991
01:37:04.833 --> 01:37:13.417
Where to? China garden? Delhi Durbar?
- I forgot... Mamma has cooked lunch

992
01:37:14.000 --> 01:37:18.499
Will you drop me home?

993
01:37:18.500 --> 01:37:24.917
Next to your place
there's a Dosa Diner

994
01:37:28.584 --> 01:37:30.707
Today's my birthday

995
01:37:30.708 --> 01:37:35.292
Strange! Karan never told me.
- Karan must've forgotten

996
01:38:12.042 --> 01:38:15.167
Strange, you never reminded me
it's your birthday

997
01:38:15.542 --> 01:38:20.666
Sorry, I forgot that you forget.
- Never mind. Eat cake

998
01:38:22.375 --> 01:38:28.000
Something tells me
I'm forgetting something

999
01:38:33.417 --> 01:38:37.334
Enough of your apologies!
You forget that you invited me?

1000
01:38:37.583 --> 01:38:42.249
I waited for you for ages

1001
01:38:42.250 --> 01:38:48.042
Don't ask me how I know you're Rhea

1002
01:38:49.750 --> 01:38:55.042
What sort of birthday...? No champagne?

1003
01:39:07.625 --> 01:39:09.458
Mihir you didn't tell me what you do.

1004
01:39:09.459 --> 01:39:12.458
- I run a computer company. Micro India

1005
01:39:12.459 --> 01:39:14.957
We design computer systems

1006
01:39:14.958 --> 01:39:18.875
Really? All the computers in
my office were sourced from you?

1007
01:39:19.125 --> 01:39:23.167
Wiz Entertainment.
- You're Diana Fernandez?

1008
01:39:24.625 --> 01:39:26.624
No wonder your voice sounded familiar.

1009
01:39:26.625 --> 01:39:29.041
We've spoken several times on the phone

1010
01:39:29.042 --> 01:39:30.790
You actually spoke to her or you heard

1011
01:39:30.791 --> 01:39:33.208
of her conversations over the phone?

1012
01:39:33.209 --> 01:39:37.083
After so many conversations
now we meet... amazing

1013
01:39:38.125 --> 01:39:39.999
How amazing

1014
01:39:40.000 --> 01:39:43.083
Karan, what a boring song. - Awful song

1015
01:39:45.334 --> 01:39:49.333
To that song, for the first time
I danced with a girl

1016
01:39:49.334 --> 01:39:53.750
We danced pretty close

1017
01:39:57.334 --> 01:40:03.583
Just let them be. - She's a...

1018
01:40:19.958 --> 01:40:22.458
How strange. For the many times that

1019
01:40:22.459 --> 01:40:25.541
they talked business, they never met

1020
01:40:25.958 --> 01:40:29.459
One chance meeting
and they've taken to each other

1021
01:40:29.708 --> 01:40:33.958
Somewhat too fast. Who'll say
it's their first meeting?

1022
01:40:46.000 --> 01:40:49.375
Sometimes the first look is enough.
Sometimes it takes so many meetings

1023
01:40:51.541 --> 01:40:54.540
What...? - True

1024
01:40:54.541 --> 01:40:58.500
Yes

1025
01:41:01.708 --> 01:41:05.707
Your last chance
...no second last chance

1026
01:41:05.708 --> 01:41:11.166
I mean Mihir and Diana...

1027
01:41:14.458 --> 01:41:21.708
you know...
Mihir and Diana, they're so unlike

1028
01:41:21.917 --> 01:41:25.000
I don't know how they liked each other

1029
01:41:25.250 --> 01:41:29.542
They're so different

1030
01:41:31.250 --> 01:41:33.249
It's widely accepted that

1031
01:41:33.250 --> 01:41:37.833
the more varied the match
the better it is for the relationship

1032
01:41:38.250 --> 01:41:41.083
She makes up for her husband's flaws;

1033
01:41:41.084 --> 01:41:43.749
he makes up for his wife's shortcomings

1034
01:41:43.750 --> 01:41:47.833
Which makes for a perfect marriage.
- Rhea, you ought to be writing a book

1035
01:41:48.125 --> 01:41:53.542
Principles of Marriage by Rhea

1036
01:41:59.458 --> 01:42:03.957
Tonight I'm happy... elated

1037
01:42:03.958 --> 01:42:06.957
Guess why?

1038
01:42:06.958 --> 01:42:14.541
I just got engaged Mihir and I...

1039
01:42:15.792 --> 01:42:18.875
and the person instrumental
in getting us together... is...

1040
01:42:30.167 --> 01:42:35.084
If Rhea liked Mihir,
if Mihir liked Rhea...

1041
01:42:36.000 --> 01:42:39.166
then you and I
wouldn't have been here today

1042
01:42:39.167 --> 01:42:42.917
Karan tried his best to make
Rhea and Mihir fall in love

1043
01:42:43.708 --> 01:42:49.583
Then I materialized I guess I got lucky

1044
01:42:50.000 --> 01:42:54.917
So... cheers to Rhea once again
Oh Mihir, I love you

1045
01:43:02.708 --> 01:43:06.167
Please give me a chance to explain

1046
01:43:07.541 --> 01:43:09.874
You've no right to scorn me

1047
01:43:09.875 --> 01:43:12.874
Scorn? I was arranging your marriage.

1048
01:43:12.875 --> 01:43:16.292
I went away to Paris to avoid this

1049
01:43:16.541 --> 01:43:19.958
You know it... because out there no one
would be arranging weddings for me

1050
01:43:20.209 --> 01:43:23.458
I don't get it! Why won't people leave
a girl in peace until she's married?

1051
01:43:23.708 --> 01:43:26.208
Is marriage the sole
purpose of life for us?

1052
01:43:26.209 --> 01:43:29.458
Without a man in her life
a woman's life is incomplete?

1053
01:43:29.708 --> 01:43:33.208
What tangent are you getting at?
- And you Karan...?

1054
01:43:33.209 --> 01:43:38.499
I never expected you to behave like this

1055
01:43:38.500 --> 01:43:44.000
Over something so little...
- It's nothing so little

1056
01:43:44.042 --> 01:43:47.540
Not everything in life is a joke

1057
01:43:47.541 --> 01:43:50.874
So what now?
Do we sit down for a quarrel?

1058
01:43:50.875 --> 01:43:55.874
Forget it You don't get what I'm saying

1059
01:43:55.875 --> 01:43:59.916
I thought you and Mihir...
- What about Mihir and I...?

1060
01:43:59.917 --> 01:44:04.333
How can you think like this?
Did you ever ask me what I want?

1061
01:44:04.708 --> 01:44:06.582
I only want to see you happy

1062
01:44:06.583 --> 01:44:10.500
You think I'll be happy with Mihir?
- Will you be happy with a guy like me?

1063
01:44:15.250 --> 01:44:19.709
Now why are you quite?

1064
01:44:42.875 --> 01:44:46.708
Love is the problem, isn't it?

1065
01:44:49.959 --> 01:44:53.542
Karan was right.
A boy and a girl can never be friends

1066
01:44:54.625 --> 01:44:59.124
Because love always comes in the way

1067
01:44:59.125 --> 01:45:03.333
How long will you hide
your feelings from each other?

1068
01:45:04.625 --> 01:45:08.542
If you expect Karan to make
the first move, forget it

1069
01:45:09.125 --> 01:45:13.124
That fool doesn't even
realize he's in love

1070
01:45:13.125 --> 01:45:15.166
No one knows Karan more than I

1071
01:45:15.167 --> 01:45:17.499
Every year he forgets my birthday, but

1072
01:45:17.500 --> 01:45:20.499
each little word about you, he remembers

1073
01:45:20.500 --> 01:45:26.042
If not love what else is it?

1074
01:45:26.333 --> 01:45:30.833
Loves you dearly

1075
01:45:30.834 --> 01:45:35.249
True love is so hard to come by
it happens only once in a lifetime

1076
01:45:35.250 --> 01:45:38.750
To have found this
joy twice you're lucky

1077
01:45:56.375 --> 01:46:01.291
Simple. I'm not a nice guy

1078
01:46:01.542 --> 01:46:05.792
Not a nice guy and
when it comes to girls...

1079
01:46:06.042 --> 01:46:09.625
first class scoundrel.
- He's one of us

1080
01:46:10.291 --> 01:46:12.374
You get it?

1081
01:46:12.375 --> 01:46:18.708
For the first time in my life
I wanted to do good for a girl

1082
01:46:20.375 --> 01:46:23.124
Did I do anything wrong? - No

1083
01:46:23.125 --> 01:46:26.667
I did. - You did...? - Big mistake I did

1084
01:46:28.708 --> 01:46:32.708
Big mistake... I broke her heart

1085
01:46:34.208 --> 01:46:40.834
The tears... welled up from her heart.

1086
01:46:41.542 --> 01:46:42.707
I made her cry

1087
01:46:42.708 --> 01:46:46.499
Made her cry?

1088
01:46:46.500 --> 01:46:49.583
When her tears stream down here...

1089
01:46:50.208 --> 01:46:59.667
why do I ache in here?
Her eyes, her tears

1090
01:47:01.083 --> 01:47:04.541
And here it aches?

1091
01:47:04.542 --> 01:47:06.916
Is this any justice? - No

1092
01:47:06.917 --> 01:47:09.916
Oh yes it's justice

1093
01:47:09.917 --> 01:47:12.874
This is justice

1094
01:47:12.875 --> 01:47:16.333
If the burden of both tears and pain

1095
01:47:16.917 --> 01:47:21.708
were hers, what justice would it be?

1096
01:47:22.250 --> 01:47:28.667
Were her tears and her pain to be mine,
justice would be done.

1097
01:47:30.291 --> 01:47:31.041
Understood?

1098
01:47:31.042 --> 01:47:34.542
Understood. - What can you understand?

1099
01:47:35.625 --> 01:47:38.875
She says I don't understand anything.

1100
01:47:40.959 --> 01:47:45.041
If I never understood anything...
how come I understand

1101
01:47:45.291 --> 01:47:49.542
I'm no match for her

1102
01:47:53.291 --> 01:47:54.332
Understand?

1103
01:47:54.333 --> 01:47:59.083
Understood. She's coming for you

1104
01:48:00.166 --> 01:48:04.250
She isn't after me- Behind you

1105
01:48:08.750 --> 01:48:12.833
Hide the glasses.
No drinking in front of a lady

1106
01:48:12.834 --> 01:48:16.250
But I can drink because
I'm not a nice guy. Pass my glass

1107
01:48:18.333 --> 01:48:21.416
Karan, come home

1108
01:48:21.417 --> 01:48:26.083
Rhea, I'm not a nice guy

1109
01:48:30.417 --> 01:48:34.958
Not nice

1110
01:48:34.959 --> 01:48:44.875
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1111
01:49:00.709 --> 01:49:06.125
"Let our sighs caress"

1112
01:49:17.542 --> 01:49:23.166
"Let subdued heartbeats race"

1113
01:49:23.375 --> 01:49:28.667
"This moment craves... a tryst..."

1114
01:49:28.875 --> 01:49:39.083
"yours and mine"

1115
01:49:40.083 --> 01:49:45.166
"Your eyes let me enchant"

1116
01:49:45.584 --> 01:49:51.166
"In your arms take me as I relent"

1117
01:49:51.584 --> 01:49:56.667
"This moment craves... a tryst..."

1118
01:49:56.916 --> 01:50:03.375
"yours and mine"

1119
01:50:33.792 --> 01:50:39.041
"Let our sighs caress"

1120
01:50:39.292 --> 01:50:44.584
"Slumber's caress smears
the kohl in your eyes"

1121
01:50:45.000 --> 01:50:54.875
"Oh was it a fleeting
carnival of dreams...?"

1122
01:50:56.000 --> 01:51:01.000
"Let desire consume us
body and soul"

1123
01:51:01.667 --> 01:51:06.916
"Leave yourself to rock
amid abandon and ecstasy"

1124
01:51:07.333 --> 01:51:12.417
"This moment craves... a tryst..."

1125
01:51:12.667 --> 01:51:23.458
"yours and mine"

1126
01:51:58.208 --> 01:52:00.708
"Caress me..."

1127
01:52:00.709 --> 01:52:08.167
"like symphony's strings"

1128
01:52:09.208 --> 01:52:14.542
"Darkness hidden in your tresses..."

1129
01:52:14.875 --> 01:52:19.500
"let loose, liberate my nights"

1130
01:52:20.208 --> 01:52:25.208
"Wait till night's veil
slips away from her bosom"

1131
01:52:25.709 --> 01:52:31.333
"Wait for dew to moisten her petals"

1132
01:52:31.584 --> 01:52:36.875
"But this moment craves... a tryst..."

1133
01:52:37.083 --> 01:52:47.584
"yours and mine"

1134
01:54:34.459 --> 01:54:39.208
Calm down

1135
01:54:39.833 --> 01:54:42.957
Don't take God's name in vain

1136
01:54:42.958 --> 01:54:46.250
Where's Rhea? - She isn't coming

1137
01:54:47.666 --> 01:54:52.375
You had a fight with her?

1138
01:54:57.666 --> 01:55:01.333
I left it in the car

1139
01:55:01.334 --> 01:55:06.084
You don't say shit inside a church

1140
01:55:11.917 --> 01:55:15.583
We were supposed to come
together, no? I waited for you

1141
01:55:15.875 --> 01:55:22.291
I got busy over here

1142
01:55:22.791 --> 01:55:25.957
"I can't even face her"

1143
01:55:25.958 --> 01:55:31.708
"Idiot, even his tie isn't matching"

1144
01:55:34.208 --> 01:55:37.124
"What must she think of me?"

1145
01:55:37.125 --> 01:55:40.666
"Why did we take so long
to know each other's minds?"

1146
01:55:44.042 --> 01:55:46.082
"Whatever happened was wrong"

1147
01:55:46.083 --> 01:55:51.542
"Why does it feel so perfect?"

1148
01:55:52.167 --> 01:55:54.333
"I've lost her forever"

1149
01:55:54.334 --> 01:55:59.083
"I don't want to lose him, ever"

1150
01:56:00.334 --> 01:56:02.665
"Is this the end
of our relationship...?"

1151
01:56:02.666 --> 01:56:07.917
"The beginning
of a new relationship...?"

1152
01:56:45.125 --> 01:56:51.333
"How can I start this conversation?
Please, say something Karan"

1153
01:56:57.666 --> 01:56:59.540
Whatever happened should
never have come to pass

1154
01:56:59.541 --> 01:57:05.834
I mean, I should never have done that

1155
01:57:07.958 --> 01:57:11.874
We ought to get married

1156
01:57:11.875 --> 01:57:16.750
Yes we ought to get married- Why?

1157
01:57:22.042 --> 01:57:26.540
Why do you want to marry me Karan?

1158
01:57:26.541 --> 01:57:33.000
Don't get me wrong Rhea
- You're getting me wrong

1159
01:57:33.250 --> 01:57:36.500
Do you feel that
whatever happened was wrong?

1160
01:57:39.750 --> 01:57:45.834
Yes Rhea. The mistake was mine

1161
01:57:47.125 --> 01:57:51.249
Then we ought not to
commit another mistake

1162
01:57:51.250 --> 01:57:54.917
We ought not to make another mistake
by marrying for the wrong reasons

1163
01:57:55.541 --> 01:57:59.333
Don't get me wrong.
- Enough Karan

1164
01:57:59.334 --> 01:58:02.957
You need not say anything more

1165
01:58:02.958 --> 01:58:08.000
Need not say anything more

1166
01:58:38.375 --> 01:58:41.208
From the outset
I never liked that Mihir

1167
01:58:41.209 --> 01:58:44.708
He was always evading questions
How annoying

1168
01:58:45.500 --> 01:58:48.333
What makes you laugh?
- I'm not laughing Bobby

1169
01:58:48.334 --> 01:58:51.708
You've been laughing at me forever
on the sly. Sarcastically

1170
01:58:52.708 --> 01:58:58.333
Where are you going with those
Huge bags? Our flight is next week

1171
01:58:58.334 --> 01:59:02.834
What happened, my child?

1172
01:59:10.500 --> 01:59:14.291
I'm leaving

1173
01:59:14.292 --> 01:59:18.500
I don't know where
...for how long

1174
01:59:20.583 --> 01:59:30.667
For four years I kept you away from
your country, your relatives

1175
01:59:32.625 --> 01:59:36.500
This time I want to go away alone

1176
01:59:39.209 --> 01:59:46.792
I want to come to terms with
my life, with myself, on my own

1177
01:59:48.875 --> 01:59:52.292
Let me be on my own Mamma, please

1178
02:00:00.708 --> 02:00:03.874
Rhea my child...

1179
02:00:03.875 --> 02:00:08.000
home for me is wherever you are

1180
02:00:08.667 --> 02:00:14.125
I'll never even ask you
why we're going or where

1181
02:00:15.167 --> 02:00:18.667
But don't tear yourself away from me

1182
02:00:20.708 --> 02:00:23.666
I'm coming with you. Period

1183
02:00:23.667 --> 02:00:27.999
Wait, I'm coming

1184
02:00:28.000 --> 02:00:31.332
My darling baby

1185
02:00:31.333 --> 02:00:36.500
God can't be everywhere.
That's why He made mothers

1186
02:00:45.416 --> 02:00:48.832
Have you finished your breakfast?

1187
02:00:48.833 --> 02:00:51.457
What's the matter? It's been two days

1188
02:00:51.458 --> 02:00:54.290
and you're completely uncommunicative

1189
02:00:54.291 --> 02:00:58.000
And there's no news of Rhea.
Have the two of you had a fight?

1190
02:01:04.708 --> 02:01:09.542
This boy is too much

1191
02:01:19.333 --> 02:01:20.707
You're not listening, you aren't talking,

1192
02:01:20.708 --> 02:01:23.582
you aren't answering phones, doorbells

1193
02:01:23.583 --> 02:01:26.499
Just like your Daddy

1194
02:01:26.500 --> 02:01:29.124
Whose son is he after all?

1195
02:01:29.125 --> 02:01:31.749
You...?

1196
02:01:31.750 --> 02:01:36.083
Can I come in?

1197
02:01:45.333 --> 02:01:48.249
What are you doing here?
- Coming directly from the airport...

1198
02:01:48.250 --> 02:01:53.208
to see you. How have
you been? - I'm fine

1199
02:01:53.917 --> 02:01:59.875
It shows. How's Rhea?
- What do you want to ask?

1200
02:02:03.375 --> 02:02:07.834
I want to know why you're running
away from your life. Like I did

1201
02:02:10.542 --> 02:02:14.708
What...? - In my personal life...

1202
02:02:14.959 --> 02:02:19.332
I took a lot of wrong decisions
which I have come to regret

1203
02:02:19.333 --> 02:02:23.708
I had the loveliest, the most
loving wife in the whole world

1204
02:02:24.500 --> 02:02:28.374
But I never could understand her

1205
02:02:28.375 --> 02:02:33.875
Finally I realized how much
I had been given and what I had lost

1206
02:02:40.000 --> 02:02:43.792
Every father wants his son to follow
in his footsteps.

1207
02:02:45.000 --> 02:02:48.667
I must be... the first father in the
whole world who prays everyday...

1208
02:02:49.084 --> 02:02:52.707
may my son never become like me

1209
02:02:52.708 --> 02:02:55.249
But sometimes when I look at you...

1210
02:02:55.250 --> 02:02:59.375
I fear I may have passed on to you
my legacy of failures.

1211
02:03:00.333 --> 02:03:03.542
I fear... you may lose faith in relationships
because of me

1212
02:03:05.166 --> 02:03:08.750
But then I look at Rhea
and my fears are allayed

1213
02:03:09.375 --> 02:03:12.875
I feel she's the one who can extricate
my son from the orbs of my shadows

1214
02:03:14.166 --> 02:03:18.708
Rhea called me in Paris yesterday
to tell me that she's leaving forever

1215
02:03:20.875 --> 02:03:24.582
She'd say no more but I realized

1216
02:03:24.583 --> 02:03:27.165
you've proven that you're my son

1217
02:03:27.166 --> 02:03:30.583
No one else could ever break
a heart so full of love

1218
02:03:31.542 --> 02:03:39.083
Dad I'm in love with Rhea.
But how can she love a guy like me

1219
02:03:39.667 --> 02:03:44.500
It's what we fail to grasp about women.
How can they love morons like us?

1220
02:03:45.917 --> 02:03:50.625
17 years ago, I broke someone's heart;
someone I ought to have worshipped

1221
02:03:51.208 --> 02:03:56.165
God never gave me a second chance

1222
02:03:56.166 --> 02:03:57.916
You're about to make the same mistake.

1223
02:03:57.917 --> 02:04:04.083
Know it, He won't give you a next chance

1224
02:04:15.875 --> 02:04:18.791
Karan, where are you going?

1225
02:04:18.792 --> 02:04:22.458
After all, I'm your son Dad. In matters
of the heart I'm slow on the uptake

1226
02:04:23.333 --> 02:04:27.542
But now that I know, I'm not wasting
17 years trying to find her

1227
02:04:37.542 --> 02:04:42.500
The second chance God never gives.
We ought to seize it ourselves...

1228
02:04:43.542 --> 02:04:47.290
like my son is doing

1229
02:04:47.291 --> 02:04:52.000
Like our son...?

1230
02:04:56.458 --> 02:04:59.374
"For 3 hours we've been only 2 inches
apart

1231
02:04:59.375 --> 02:05:00.833
and we don't know each other"

1232
02:05:00.834 --> 02:05:03.958
"You rifled my bag?"

1233
02:05:03.959 --> 02:05:09.916
"Why must you spend on my tickets?
- Yes, how are we related?"

1234
02:05:09.917 --> 02:05:15.083
"You're organizing the wedding
and you don't know who the bride is?"

1235
02:05:15.375 --> 02:05:20.334
"Sameer is no longer part of my life"

1236
02:05:21.291 --> 02:05:24.667
"But to start afresh
one needs a good companion"

1237
02:05:24.875 --> 02:05:28.709
"In the end Hum-Tum might
end up falling in love"

1238
02:05:31.375 --> 02:05:34.500
"I only want to see you happy.
- You think I'll be happy with Mihir?"

1239
02:05:34.709 --> 02:05:36.999
"Will you be happy with a guy like me?"

1240
02:05:37.000 --> 02:05:40.207
"Mention me after the kids and Tommy

1241
02:05:40.208 --> 02:05:43.667
and I'll hack you into small bits...
and I'll feed you to Tommy."

1242
02:05:43.917 --> 02:05:48.000
"Okay I'm sorry. No more kids-or-Tommy"

1243
02:05:48.375 --> 02:05:54.208
"I'll always love you
more than anyone else"

1244
02:06:20.208 --> 02:06:22.874
"Sometimes the first look is enough.

1245
02:06:22.875 --> 02:06:27.207
Sometimes it takes so many meetings"

1246
02:06:27.208 --> 02:06:35.166
xxxxxxxxxxxx

1247
02:06:48.333 --> 02:06:51.499
"Words..."

1248
02:06:51.500 --> 02:06:54.541
"my eyes spoke..."

1249
02:06:54.542 --> 02:06:58.916
"had you read..."

1250
02:07:00.417 --> 02:07:10.834
"you'd never lose me..."
"you would've found love"

1251
02:07:11.958 --> 02:07:13.291
"Wait..."

1252
02:07:13.292 --> 02:07:17.584
"if that word... you ever said..."

1253
02:07:18.208 --> 02:07:24.166
"in Loneliness, we wouldn't walk"

1254
02:07:24.417 --> 02:07:30.000
"Once a moment craved... a tryst..."

1255
02:07:30.250 --> 02:07:36.208
"yours and mine"

1256
02:08:11.875 --> 02:08:16.416
Only problem with Hum-Tum...
without you I'm incomplete

1257
02:08:35.041 --> 02:08:41.333
Many relationships fall apart because
people can't express themselves...

1258
02:08:41.875 --> 02:08:46.167
they can't talk their hearts out.
If you got something to tell someone...

1259
02:08:46.417 --> 02:08:51.083
just go ahead and say it.
Don't wait, it might be too late

1260
02:08:53.709 --> 02:08:56.332
Rhea couldn't understand
my love because...

1261
02:08:56.333 --> 02:09:01.167
I was the one who couldn't fathom
my love. Now she's gone...

1262
02:09:03.208 --> 02:09:08.584
and I never got a chance
to express myself. Out of this book...

1263
02:09:09.958 --> 02:09:16.292
I seek no riches, no fame.
I only want to tell her...

1264
02:09:17.667 --> 02:09:22.541
how much I love her

1265
02:09:25.208 --> 02:09:28.708
You believe you'll meet her again?

1266
02:09:28.709 --> 02:09:33.208
She will meet me. I'm sure...
because life's a long while

1267
02:09:56.208 --> 02:09:58.041
Rain in January...?

1268
02:09:58.042 --> 02:10:03.542
It doesn't rain in January

1269
02:10:18.584 --> 02:10:22.958
It was bound to happen, yes Karan?
Because whenever we've met...

1270
02:10:23.667 --> 02:10:28.458
something always happens

1271
02:10:28.708 --> 02:10:32.374
You read the book?

1272
02:10:32.375 --> 02:10:35.790
How did you like it?

1273
02:10:35.791 --> 02:10:40.416
Reminded me of a friend

1274
02:10:40.417 --> 02:10:43.459
Ever told you about this friend of mine?

1275
02:10:45.125 --> 02:10:47.707
Never

1276
02:10:47.708 --> 02:10:49.749
I met him long years ago

1277
02:10:49.750 --> 02:10:52.207
And you kept seeing him...

1278
02:10:52.208 --> 02:10:55.124
till he became my best friend

1279
02:10:55.125 --> 02:11:00.542
Then he fell in love with you.
Why did you walk away?

1280
02:11:01.208 --> 02:11:05.499
Because he didn't stop me

1281
02:11:05.500 --> 02:11:08.207
I don't like your friend one bit

1282
02:11:08.208 --> 02:11:11.500
Not a word against my friend

1283
02:11:12.875 --> 02:11:16.624
Then what do I say?

1284
02:11:16.625 --> 02:11:18.583
What you've never said

1285
02:11:18.584 --> 02:11:22.875
That I'll love you more than
the kids and Tommy?

1286
02:11:23.375 --> 02:11:26.875
You better! Else I'll cut you
into little bits...

1287
02:12:04.042 --> 02:12:11.167
I told you, there's one story about us.
- Is this the end of our story?

1288
02:12:11.417 --> 02:12:15.916
No, now's when our story begins

1289
02:12:15.917 --> 02:12:20.125
Where are you going?
You didn't hear what he said?

1290
02:12:20.417 --> 02:12:26.042
Story isn't over

1291
02:12:43.625 --> 02:12:48.124
Who's this guy?

1292
02:12:48.125 --> 02:12:51.124
Why is his cot so close
to my daughter's?

1293
02:12:51.125 --> 02:12:54.249
He's a new-born!
- You never know these guys

1294
02:12:54.250 --> 02:12:57.833
No sooner than they're born
they start flirting with pretty girls

1295
02:13:00.917 --> 02:13:02.832
Saw that...?

1296
02:13:02.833 --> 02:13:09.291
He's using kids' sign language
to call my daughter

1297
02:13:10.958 --> 02:13:13.208
If he's like that
I wonder what his mother's like

1298
02:13:13.209 --> 02:13:16.333
When did you see his mother?
- Just a joke

1299
02:13:16.334 --> 02:13:20.124
When did you see his mother?

1300
02:13:20.125 --> 02:13:24.709
Look, your baby is cute.

1301
02:13:25.209 --> 02:13:28.957
When did you see his mother?
- I saw his dad. Doesn't resemble him

1302
02:13:28.958 --> 02:13:33.667
I thought he must resemble his mother

1303
02:13:37.708 --> 02:13:39.082
You and I...

1304
02:13:39.083 --> 02:13:49.000
xxxxxxxxxxxx

1305
02:13:50.292 --> 02:13:55.542
"Because I love you"

1306
02:14:01.375 --> 02:14:05.583
"Boys get together and go out
Girls get together and chat"

1307
02:14:08.042 --> 02:14:09.707
"How will we get together?"

1308
02:14:09.708 --> 02:14:15.458
"Deep in my heart, you and l"

1309
02:14:28.458 --> 02:14:32.750
"Day longs of longings
whenever you're nowhere near"

1310
02:14:33.167 --> 02:14:37.665
"Who all were you with?

1311
02:14:37.666 --> 02:14:39.624
"So if you love me?"

1312
02:14:39.625 --> 02:14:43.792
"Why didn't you profess your love
and you fought me off?"

1313
02:14:44.125 --> 02:14:49.542
"Now come into my arms"