1 00:01:57,164 --> 00:02:00,292 I wish I've a different courtyard. 2 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,763 With the company of eager beauties. 3 00:02:04,204 --> 00:02:07,367 I wish I have a different courtyard. 4 00:02:07,674 --> 00:02:10,768 With the company of eager beauties. 5 00:02:11,311 --> 00:02:14,474 I have Just a few desires as such. 6 00:02:14,748 --> 00:02:16,477 When I wake up in the morning.. 7 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:18,313 I am surrounded by girIs. 8 00:02:18,385 --> 00:02:20,114 When I wake up in the morning.. 9 00:02:20,187 --> 00:02:21,745 I am surrounded by girIs. 10 00:02:21,822 --> 00:02:25,622 When I wake up in the morning these girIs.. 11 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:37,700 IrresistibIe beauties shouId be cIose to my heart. 12 00:02:37,771 --> 00:02:41,571 I'II print doIIars for my damseIs. 13 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:46,611 IrresistibIe beauties shouId be cIose to my heart. 14 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,241 I'II print doIIars for my damseIs. 15 00:02:50,317 --> 00:02:53,684 And I'II have angeIs to top it aII. 16 00:02:53,753 --> 00:02:57,348 When I wake up in the morning. I am surrounded by girIs. 17 00:02:57,424 --> 00:03:00,723 When I wake up in the morning. I am surrounded by girIs. 18 00:03:00,794 --> 00:03:04,628 When I wake up in the morning. then these girIs... 19 00:03:12,873 --> 00:03:16,639 I do as I pIease. I toIerate no nonsense. 20 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:20,373 These girIs wait for me in a queue. 21 00:03:21,748 --> 00:03:25,548 I do as I pIease. I toIerate no nonsense. 22 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:29,146 These girIs wait for me in a queue. 23 00:03:29,222 --> 00:03:32,623 Luscious Iips and rosy cheeks. 24 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:36,219 When I wake up in the morning. I am surrounded by girIs. 25 00:03:36,296 --> 00:03:39,697 When I wake up in the morning. I am surrounded by girIs. 26 00:03:39,766 --> 00:03:42,633 When I wake up in the morning. then the girIs... 27 00:03:48,775 --> 00:03:49,673 Hey. wake up! 28 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:52,845 You are expIoiting the cattIe. they wiII stop yieIding miIk. 29 00:03:53,813 --> 00:03:55,178 The sun is up so soon? 30 00:03:55,615 --> 00:03:57,674 It's so un unpredictabIe. It comes up any time. 31 00:03:57,884 --> 00:03:59,545 For God's sake it's 12 o'cIock. 32 00:03:59,686 --> 00:04:01,745 My baby is up. 33 00:04:01,821 --> 00:04:03,789 Here. my son. have some miIk. - Drink miIk! 34 00:04:04,157 --> 00:04:07,217 No brushing of teeth. no taking the name of God. no gargIing. 35 00:04:07,294 --> 00:04:08,192 Drink MiIk. 36 00:04:08,261 --> 00:04:09,159 In Canada... 37 00:04:09,229 --> 00:04:12,756 ...the first thing they do after they get up. is have tea or miIk. 38 00:04:12,866 --> 00:04:14,629 Know what they caII it? - Bed tea. - Yes. 39 00:04:14,701 --> 00:04:15,827 He doesn't know anything. 40 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:19,269 Son. when you get the visa. take this Iady aiIment with you. 41 00:04:19,706 --> 00:04:21,469 Who did you caII aiIment? 42 00:04:21,741 --> 00:04:23,709 What did you say? I'm an aiIment? 43 00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:26,405 What eIse shouId I say? You have spoiIt him. 44 00:04:26,646 --> 00:04:28,409 If you'd given birth to a brick instead... 45 00:04:28,481 --> 00:04:30,472 ...it wouId have at Ieast heIp buiId a waII. 46 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:33,210 I didn't give birth to my son to ruin his Iife Iike you. 47 00:04:33,486 --> 00:04:37,217 My son wiII go to Canada and Iead a Iuxurious Iife. 48 00:04:37,357 --> 00:04:40,121 Yes. father. I wiII go to Canada and find myseIf a Canadian girI. 49 00:04:40,226 --> 00:04:41,853 Yes. - And I'II come riding on a mare. 50 00:04:42,862 --> 00:04:44,193 Mummy. can't I come in a car? 51 00:04:44,397 --> 00:04:46,297 Son. you can come on a pIane if you wish. 52 00:05:02,749 --> 00:05:04,580 Listen. Listen dear. - Yes. aunt? 53 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:06,615 I've to go up to the court. 54 00:05:06,853 --> 00:05:08,081 To the court? - Yes. 55 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:09,879 I am going to the Immigration Office. 56 00:05:10,123 --> 00:05:11,351 I am aIready running Iate. 57 00:05:11,591 --> 00:05:12,853 It's okay. dear. 58 00:05:14,628 --> 00:05:17,290 Wait for two minutes. I'II get someone eIse give you a Iift. 59 00:05:18,565 --> 00:05:22,763 Ten twenty there goes the bike of this Shanty. 60 00:05:27,874 --> 00:05:30,138 And shorts go down 61 00:05:34,581 --> 00:05:36,378 Hey. this too is gone. 62 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:50,554 Shampy. Iooks Iike the bike Just got Iucky. 63 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:52,391 Stop the bike. son. Stop it. 64 00:05:52,699 --> 00:05:53,757 What happened. daddy? 65 00:05:55,502 --> 00:05:59,131 TeII me my dear. Shampy. when wiII you grow up? 66 00:05:59,406 --> 00:06:01,374 Many times I've toId you... 67 00:06:01,441 --> 00:06:04,069 ...if someone give never so No... 68 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:06,339 ...and never say Yes if someone asks something. 69 00:06:06,413 --> 00:06:09,177 That's why we never give a Iift. 70 00:06:09,249 --> 00:06:11,183 Why? Why not give a Iift? 71 00:06:11,418 --> 00:06:15,081 Such a beautifuI girI wiII sit on Shampy's bike. 72 00:06:16,356 --> 00:06:18,187 And where wiII Shampy's daddy wiII sit? 73 00:06:19,526 --> 00:06:22,393 On the mud-guard? - No. No. it wiII break. 74 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:24,157 Catch a rickshaw and go home. 75 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,425 You'II give her a Iift for free... 76 00:06:26,499 --> 00:06:29,696 ...and make your father spend money on rickshaw? 77 00:06:29,836 --> 00:06:32,202 Listen up. if you want to give her Iift... 78 00:06:32,706 --> 00:06:35,641 ...so make sure take at Ieast Rs.500 from her. 79 00:06:35,775 --> 00:06:37,606 Daddy. Iisten up. 80 00:06:38,311 --> 00:06:41,144 You are reaIIy a greedy dog! 81 00:06:41,481 --> 00:06:43,278 It's nothing about being greedy dog. 82 00:06:43,349 --> 00:06:44,873 This is the principIe of my Iife. 83 00:06:45,351 --> 00:06:48,320 I have aIways done this to take and not this to give. 84 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:51,122 If she doesn't pay up Rs. 500... 85 00:06:51,191 --> 00:06:53,557 ...then at Ieast take Rs. 300. 86 00:06:54,394 --> 00:06:56,555 Excuse me! WiII you pIease stop? 87 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,393 HeIIo. - HeIIo. 88 00:06:59,499 --> 00:07:01,160 WiII you give a Iift tiII the court? 89 00:07:01,634 --> 00:07:02,623 You see... 90 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:05,066 ActuaIIy I've to go to the immigration office. 91 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,570 But. if you say. I can drop you at the court and go. 92 00:07:07,741 --> 00:07:10,301 Thank you? - Consider Shampy's ride as yours. 93 00:07:10,477 --> 00:07:11,603 Shampy's bike? 94 00:07:11,811 --> 00:07:13,506 Not a bike. A ride. 95 00:07:13,646 --> 00:07:15,307 Shampy's ride. - Okay. 96 00:07:15,381 --> 00:07:16,712 Come on. hop on. - Yes. Fine. 97 00:07:16,783 --> 00:07:18,478 Come. aunt. Come on. 98 00:07:18,651 --> 00:07:20,448 What's happening. Shampy? - Sit. 99 00:07:22,288 --> 00:07:23,346 BIess you. dear. 100 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,458 Aunt. bIess him and not me. 101 00:07:25,592 --> 00:07:27,150 And aIso Ioad this bundIe on him. 102 00:07:27,227 --> 00:07:29,855 HoId this Goodbye. Thank you. brother. - Brother? 103 00:07:31,231 --> 00:07:32,858 Goodbye. aunt. - Goodbye. 104 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:35,327 The girI Ieft and the oId woman sat. 105 00:07:35,568 --> 00:07:38,332 Shampy. your good Iuck has turned bad. son. 106 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:40,200 Hey. hey! 107 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,701 Let's go. son. - We wiII. aunt. 108 00:07:42,776 --> 00:07:44,437 It's not Iike you are getting Iate for your wedding. 109 00:07:44,511 --> 00:07:46,706 Here my good Iuck Just turned bad. 110 00:07:46,846 --> 00:07:48,575 Hey. don't go somewhere eIse. 111 00:07:48,681 --> 00:07:53,482 We have done our best. Now fate shaII decide for you. 112 00:07:54,154 --> 00:07:55,121 What happened? 113 00:07:55,255 --> 00:07:56,688 You haven't even started to fiII the form as yet. 114 00:07:56,756 --> 00:07:57,814 It's a Iimit. man! 115 00:07:58,858 --> 00:07:59,882 This is very difficuIt. buddy Natha. 116 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:01,457 ShouId I get a few boys to heIp from outside? 117 00:08:01,661 --> 00:08:03,288 We don't have to hit someone that you need to caII for heIp. 118 00:08:03,363 --> 00:08:04,694 WeII... - I need to fiII the form. 119 00:08:04,764 --> 00:08:06,664 When wiII we ever get this EngIish off our backs? 120 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:07,859 Come on. man. 121 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:11,237 Natha. - Yeah. 122 00:08:11,304 --> 00:08:13,295 Look at that girI fiIIing it so quickIy. 123 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:14,271 I wiII ask her to fiII it for me. 124 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,069 Just a minute. What wiII you teII her? 125 00:08:16,242 --> 00:08:18,107 I don't know EngIish. PIease fiII my form. 126 00:08:18,178 --> 00:08:19,475 You'II not onIy get insuIted yourseIf... 127 00:08:19,546 --> 00:08:21,275 ...but wiII aIso get me insuIted aIong? 128 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:22,879 I have a soIution. 129 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,850 Oh. Mummy. I'm doomed. 130 00:08:31,124 --> 00:08:32,455 FeIIow shows off weII. 131 00:08:34,194 --> 00:08:35,126 HeIIo. 132 00:08:36,496 --> 00:08:37,428 Hi! 133 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:39,863 Do we know each other? 134 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,531 No. ActuaIIy I... 135 00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:44,433 ...wanted your heIp in fiIIing the form. 136 00:08:45,572 --> 00:08:47,563 Oh. It's in EngIish. 137 00:08:48,842 --> 00:08:50,503 The amount you spent on cIothes... 138 00:08:50,577 --> 00:08:52,272 ...onIy if you had spent the same amount of education... 139 00:08:52,345 --> 00:08:53,471 No. You are getting it aII wrong. 140 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:54,808 My EngIish is very good. 141 00:08:55,148 --> 00:08:57,309 I mean. my hand is inJured. 142 00:08:57,517 --> 00:08:59,451 It's difficuIt to fiII the form. - Oh. 143 00:08:59,752 --> 00:09:01,379 I need your heIp. - No probIem. 144 00:09:03,056 --> 00:09:05,581 ActuaIIy what happened was. I was feeding cattIe yesterday. 145 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:07,089 And the rope went Ioose. 146 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,652 I got up and tied it back but the caIf... - Okay. Enough. 147 00:09:11,097 --> 00:09:12,496 That's aII. What is your name? 148 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,066 Friends caII me bomb and aIso bone-wrecker. 149 00:09:16,202 --> 00:09:17,567 And what did the Iecturers caII you? 150 00:09:17,637 --> 00:09:19,662 I can't say what he caIIs me. - Why? 151 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,367 He caIIs me Fateh Singh. My name... 152 00:09:22,442 --> 00:09:23,875 Fateh Singh. - Yes. Fateh Singh. 153 00:09:25,078 --> 00:09:28,479 Shampy. this big Iift has turned the morning into afternoon. 154 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:31,115 You are aIready Iate. Now how wiII you get the formed fiIIed? 155 00:09:35,722 --> 00:09:36,654 It's strange. man! 156 00:09:36,723 --> 00:09:38,486 What's on. taking so much time? 157 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:40,852 Brother. - Yes. 158 00:09:41,094 --> 00:09:42,391 Shampy. - Natha. 159 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:44,393 I needed your heIp. 160 00:09:45,198 --> 00:09:46,631 What heIp do you need? 161 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:48,894 I want to get the form fiIIed. - WiII cost you 500 bucks. 162 00:09:49,235 --> 00:09:50,224 Five hundred! 163 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:53,204 SettIe for 100 bucks. - Nope. 400. 164 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,208 Do one thing. Let's settIe it at Rs. 200. 165 00:09:56,376 --> 00:09:57,274 350! 166 00:09:58,645 --> 00:09:59,839 Here. take 250. 167 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,272 Hand it to me... Are you shy of me? 168 00:10:02,615 --> 00:10:03,707 Not shy. brother. 169 00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:05,784 ActuaIIy. I have aIways done this. 170 00:10:06,219 --> 00:10:08,414 And never this. QuietIy take it. - Ok. then I'II take it. 171 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:09,687 Okay. Okay. 172 00:10:10,523 --> 00:10:13,117 Form? - Form. Iook there. 173 00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:15,159 Your sister-in-Iaw is fiIIing some other boy's form. 174 00:10:15,228 --> 00:10:16,160 Go on. bro 175 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,188 Thank you. brother. 176 00:10:18,264 --> 00:10:20,232 By the way. you don't Iook married. 177 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,131 Go on. you wiII find what I Iook Iike. 178 00:10:22,268 --> 00:10:23,496 Here you go. Your form is fiIIed 179 00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:24,931 Just sign over here. 180 00:10:25,204 --> 00:10:26,899 Thank you very much. I wiII do it. - WeIcome. 181 00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:29,336 Are you out of your mind? Can't you see? 182 00:10:29,409 --> 00:10:32,276 HeIIo. Kiddo. don't insuIt me. 183 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:34,276 Otherwise I wiII kiII you with my turban. 184 00:10:34,347 --> 00:10:36,440 You are threatening me? My turban! 185 00:10:36,516 --> 00:10:38,575 I mean with my turban. Like this. 186 00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:41,648 How dare you! - I got sIapped once. 187 00:10:42,889 --> 00:10:45,221 Liar. Your pen can't work but your hand works to sIap! 188 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:47,191 You hand hurts. right? - It does. 189 00:10:47,327 --> 00:10:48,419 But it doesn't when I sIap. 190 00:10:48,494 --> 00:10:49,461 Idiot 191 00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:51,357 He sIapped me. 192 00:10:51,631 --> 00:10:52,563 Idiot. 193 00:10:53,866 --> 00:10:55,231 Where you going? 194 00:10:55,435 --> 00:10:57,528 First you made me burn petroI of Rs. 50... 195 00:10:57,603 --> 00:10:59,366 ...by making me give a Iift to the oId woman. 196 00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:02,772 Now I have paid Rs. 250 advance to get the form fiIIed. 197 00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:05,537 Whom did you give it to? - Your husband. The bIacky. 198 00:11:06,312 --> 00:11:07,210 Shut up. 199 00:11:08,848 --> 00:11:11,112 She is a cityite and he is a Jat. 200 00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:14,181 It's okay. Shampy. Don't feeI insuIted.. 201 00:11:14,253 --> 00:11:16,346 UItimateIy she's has given something. not taken anything. 202 00:11:16,522 --> 00:11:18,149 Excuse me. sister. 203 00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:26,757 What is this? 204 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:28,361 It must be my photograph. 205 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,535 He must be thinking... 206 00:11:29,635 --> 00:11:32,263 ...okay. if not the mother herseIf. in Canada Iet mother's photo be. 207 00:11:34,841 --> 00:11:35,899 What's this? 208 00:11:36,509 --> 00:11:37,771 Oh. my God. 209 00:11:38,444 --> 00:11:39,877 Hey. Iook at this. 210 00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:43,215 Isn't she the Bachchan's daughter from Chandigarh? 211 00:11:43,816 --> 00:11:45,943 WiId hair and scantiIy-cIad girI. 212 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:48,510 No. dear. She is our MaIIika Sherawat. 213 00:11:49,322 --> 00:11:51,222 Our MaIIika? Who is she? 214 00:11:51,657 --> 00:11:53,181 The one who comes in movies. 215 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,821 How do you know that? 216 00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:58,525 I Just came to know through going around in neighbourhood. 217 00:11:58,598 --> 00:11:59,963 We are surrounded by tempIes... 218 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,428 ...and are schooIs around. 219 00:12:02,368 --> 00:12:04,165 Where do they teach this Iesson? 220 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:06,570 OnIy God can save anyone from you. 221 00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:08,699 This is a Iimit. 222 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:10,469 You never know with this girI. 223 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:12,204 What kind of cIothes has she packed? 224 00:12:13,846 --> 00:12:14,870 Mom. what are you doing? 225 00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:16,741 Why are you taking out my Jeans and skirts? 226 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:18,782 Papa. Iook at this. 227 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:21,452 WiII you go out and wear such cIothes? 228 00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:23,712 Everyone wears Jeans abroad. 229 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:25,613 Do you expect her to wear a 'burka' (veiI)? 230 00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:27,291 Good one. 231 00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:29,424 Why are you Iaughing? 232 00:12:29,695 --> 00:12:31,822 You shouId wear nice suit and cover your head with scarf. 233 00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:33,160 You are no Ionger a kid. 234 00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:34,594 Here you go. Is this fine? 235 00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:38,233 I don't feeI Iike sending her abroad. 236 00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:39,464 HardIy ten months are Ieft for her wedding. 237 00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:40,471 Why don't we get her married sooner? 238 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:42,474 Momma. the one I am getting married to... 239 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,339 ...he has no probIems and you've made an issue of it? 240 00:12:45,244 --> 00:12:46,768 It's Just a question of 7 to 8 months 241 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:50,149 It is a very big thing to do a dipIoma from such a good institute. 242 00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:52,546 Tomorrow your daughter wiII be a famous fashion designer. 243 00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,141 Or eIse... 244 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:57,452 ...she wiII sit idIe and troubIe her husband. 245 00:12:57,924 --> 00:12:59,482 Do I troubIe you? 246 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:01,454 No. Who says so? 247 00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:03,094 PooJa. did I say so? - No. 248 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:05,527 You are Iaughing again. 249 00:13:05,598 --> 00:13:06,860 Get this straight. 250 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:10,329 If you go there and say Mummy. the food here isn't good. 251 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:11,664 My room is not good. 252 00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:13,169 I wiII caII you back right away. 253 00:13:13,239 --> 00:13:15,730 Come what may. I wiII return onIy after I finish my course. 254 00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:17,776 First of aII there won't be any probIem. 255 00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,277 Canada is a cuItured country. 256 00:13:19,345 --> 00:13:20,835 And onIy cuItured peopIe go there. 257 00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:23,381 First deed is to toiI hard 258 00:13:23,516 --> 00:13:25,882 The other is to down the bottIes 259 00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:30,879 Third deed of ours if anyone dare us to fight 260 00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:32,751 We aIways are fearIess 261 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,358 Move. 262 00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:36,617 It's moving? 263 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:38,789 Why don't you push hard? - I am pushing. 264 00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:41,865 Bike is moving? - What are you doing? 265 00:13:42,768 --> 00:13:43,792 It's moving? 266 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:46,465 It moving. ShouId I turn it in to a HeIicopter? 267 00:13:46,572 --> 00:13:48,938 Hey. at Ieast Iook... - Even the cycIe guy overtook. 268 00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:51,333 Move my queen. god is your saviour. 269 00:13:53,446 --> 00:13:55,846 WiII you turn to right? Watch out. Watch! 270 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:58,644 Come now. it's enough. 271 00:14:04,857 --> 00:14:07,621 Okay. - Live Iong. Go on. 272 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,628 Take care. brother. Don't forget me. - I won't 273 00:14:11,764 --> 00:14:13,322 Here you go. Be happy. 274 00:14:13,399 --> 00:14:15,264 May God makes you meet a beautifuI girI. - Yes. 275 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:16,892 Listen to me for a minute. - Yes? 276 00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:20,400 Here I have brought with me the speciaI fritter's Manu. 277 00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:21,804 Not the Manu. the recipe. 278 00:14:22,308 --> 00:14:24,173 HoId it. - It is that speciaI fritter's recipe? - Yes. 279 00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:26,643 And this is aunt Bachchan's recipe for making green veggies. 280 00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:28,508 Okay. - A Iot of Indians stay there. 281 00:14:28,648 --> 00:14:29,672 And they eat a Iot of greens. 282 00:14:29,815 --> 00:14:30,839 And here is... 283 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,547 ...Chandu the confectioner's recipe of 'JeIebis' (Indian sweet) 284 00:14:32,618 --> 00:14:34,108 Enough. I think that's more than enough for me. 285 00:14:34,187 --> 00:14:35,552 Okay. Listen up. - What? 286 00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:36,883 When you go inside... -Yeah. 287 00:14:37,123 --> 00:14:38,647 ...Keep your eyes open. - Okay. 288 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,157 Often you don't know... 289 00:14:40,326 --> 00:14:43,523 ...you might find a girI at the airport itseIf. - ReaIIy? 290 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,162 Fine. 291 00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,131 Daddy. 292 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,832 Don't worry. 293 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:52,900 Your dear son wiII go to Canada and wiII be weII settIed. 294 00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:55,764 He wiII find a resident girI and get married to her. 295 00:14:56,142 --> 00:14:57,609 As you keep saying... 296 00:14:57,743 --> 00:15:00,143 Your ChawIa fish staII here... 297 00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:02,441 ...wiII be known as ChawIa Fish Centre over there. 298 00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:06,718 We wiII seII our dear bike for Rs. 2375... 299 00:15:06,852 --> 00:15:09,218 ...and wiII invest Rs. 30.075... 300 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:10,880 ...we'II buy a bigger ride of Yamaha. 301 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:14,717 And on the rear we wiII write Shampy and daddy's ride. 302 00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:18,295 Daddy. 303 00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:20,726 BIess you. my son. Long Iive. 304 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,267 Daddy. 305 00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:28,640 Love you. daddy. - Love you do. 306 00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:30,573 Miss you. daddy. 307 00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:40,648 Okay Fateh Singh. your destiny is about to change. 308 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,109 Two coffees. brother 309 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:43,246 It wiII be Rs. 200. sir. 310 00:15:43,489 --> 00:15:44,683 200 bucks? - Yes. Sir. 311 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,452 Hey. in Jagraon it's avaiIabIe for 20 bucks? 312 00:15:46,525 --> 00:15:48,425 Sir. then you shouId have taken the fIight from there. 313 00:15:49,662 --> 00:15:51,391 You keep seIIing tea at the airport. 314 00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:52,863 You can't ever go to Canada. - Okay. 315 00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:54,593 Here. take this. Give me the coffee. Hurry up. 316 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,302 HeIIo. 317 00:15:59,171 --> 00:15:59,933 HeIIo. 318 00:16:00,306 --> 00:16:01,238 How sweet. 319 00:16:01,307 --> 00:16:03,798 Sweet. How do you know I am sweet? 320 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,473 Nowadays everyone say heIIo. 321 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:08,603 After so many years I came from Canada to PunJab... 322 00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:10,546 ...but it is the same situation Iike Canada in PunJab as weII. 323 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:11,878 HeIIo. HeIIo. 324 00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,278 After many years? 325 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:15,843 Meaning you're settIed in Canada? - Yes. of course. 326 00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:18,079 Oh. very good. Nice. 327 00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:20,283 Let's have tea for ceIebrate that. 328 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:21,690 Forget tea. have coffee. 329 00:16:21,761 --> 00:16:23,592 HeIIo. - HeIIo. - Have coffee. 330 00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:25,288 HeIIo! How come you're here? 331 00:16:25,531 --> 00:16:26,463 I am off to Canada. 332 00:16:26,565 --> 00:16:28,123 I don't mop the fIoors at the airport Iike you. 333 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:28,791 Coffee? 334 00:16:28,868 --> 00:16:31,837 Look at this. Shampy is aIso off to Canada. 335 00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:34,834 I have got the visa. If you dare give coffee to this girI then... 336 00:16:35,741 --> 00:16:36,901 What wiII you do? 337 00:16:37,543 --> 00:16:39,602 I wiII caII the security. Security! 338 00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:42,476 Look. I'II drink the coffee... 339 00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:44,242 ...and my son can have the tea. 340 00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:45,816 Son? 341 00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:46,782 Yes. son. 342 00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:48,376 You are married? - Of course. 343 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,649 Then you shouId have tea. It is good heaIth. 344 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,616 Tea and Shampy have nothing to do with married peopIe. 345 00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:56,860 Sister. 346 00:16:59,298 --> 00:17:00,356 They are strange guys! 347 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,628 Sorry. sir. We cannot take this tea back. 348 00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:04,327 How can't you take it back? 349 00:17:04,403 --> 00:17:08,066 This tea is as fresh and untouched as me. 350 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,142 QuietIy pIace Rs. 80 on my hand Iike this. 351 00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:13,539 Otherwise nobody wiII be your worst enemy. 352 00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:15,136 I wiII caII the security. I wiII shout. 353 00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:17,614 Sue you. I am very short-tempered. 354 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,809 You see. the thing is. I bought the tea for a girI. 355 00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:21,750 She turned out to be married. It became useIess. 356 00:17:22,154 --> 00:17:23,587 I'II see how you go to Canada. 357 00:17:23,856 --> 00:17:25,323 It's of no use to me. 358 00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:27,585 QuietIy pay up or the fight wiII escaIate. 359 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,355 We wiII have a terribIe fight. 360 00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,794 Okay. Fateh Singh. Now find another permanent resident. 361 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:33,790 Dood Morning. - Good morning. 362 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,724 Your passport and boarding card? 363 00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:36,859 Yeah. Passport. 364 00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:38,665 The passport... 365 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,200 I had kept my passport here. Where's it gone? 366 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:46,502 Where's the passport... 367 00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:49,139 Sir. pIease move back. PIease stand aside. 368 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:50,273 Why on the side? 369 00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:53,614 I swear on my bike. I had a passport. 370 00:17:53,819 --> 00:17:56,117 You cannot go enter without a passport. 371 00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:57,382 How can't I go inside? 372 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,549 No one can stop Shampy from going to Canada. 373 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,092 I want to buy a bigger bike. 374 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,651 If you stop me I wiII hurt you with my turban. 375 00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:05,458 Move. Move back. 376 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,827 Two sIaps to dear son! 377 00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:11,165 Now I get three sIaps. 378 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,306 Excuse me! Can you pIease carry our bags? 379 00:18:15,641 --> 00:18:18,667 I couId have done so by myseIf but my hand is inJured. 380 00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:21,171 ActuaIIy. yesterday when I was feeding the cattIe... 381 00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:24,411 And the robe came Ioose. Etcetera. Etcetera 382 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,145 Now no matter what you say. we need to stick together. 383 00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:29,254 Because both of us are going to Canada. 384 00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:32,324 It is a 20 hour Journey. It'II be easier if we stay together. 385 00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:34,355 By the way. pay attention when they make the enouncecant. 386 00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:36,361 It's not Enouncecant. it is Announcement. 387 00:18:36,662 --> 00:18:38,129 Whatever. You'II pay attention. won't you? 388 00:18:38,197 --> 00:18:38,788 Go away! 389 00:18:38,864 --> 00:18:40,092 Where are you going? 390 00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:42,429 Forget 20 hours. I cannot sit with you even for 20 seconds. 391 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:43,898 Smartass. 392 00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:49,173 Now teII me. you never know what's in store in Iife. 393 00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:50,564 That's why I say... 394 00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:52,907 ...that without thinking one shouIdn't give any straight-pant. 395 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,906 It's not Straight-pant. it is Statement. 396 00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:56,805 Whatever it may be. You shouIdn't give it. 397 00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:59,583 If I sit with him. he wiII make me crazy. 398 00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:01,478 What? Crazy? 399 00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:02,551 Yes. Ma'am? 400 00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:03,713 Can you change my seat. pIease? 401 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:05,613 Sorry. Ma'am. aII seats are occupied. 402 00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:07,852 Oh. God. I accept whatever You have in stored for me. 403 00:19:08,093 --> 00:19:09,754 Oh. God. Oh. God. Oh. God. 404 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:14,524 Look... I was chatting so that... 405 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,398 I was chatting so that this Iong Journey gets easy. 406 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,595 If you don't want to taIk or hear me. then don't. 407 00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:21,334 I. too. am going to remove my turban and sIeep. 408 00:19:21,407 --> 00:19:22,635 It's a very Iong Journey. Right? 409 00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:28,371 Daddy! 410 00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:32,107 Give me a kiss darIing. - Oh. sure. baby. 411 00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:34,517 Hey! 412 00:19:35,287 --> 00:19:36,219 Back off. 413 00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:38,147 How did I come here? 414 00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:39,552 Wasn't I giving a hug to the Canadian woman? 415 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:40,649 I know everything. 416 00:19:40,726 --> 00:19:42,193 It is Just an excuse to take advantage of. 417 00:19:42,261 --> 00:19:43,626 You are sticking on Iike a Ieech. 418 00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:47,189 A Ieech? If I want to do that I wouId to a Canadian resident. 419 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,766 I won't Ieech on to someone hideous Iike you. 420 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,200 What? Hideous? - Yes. Hideous. 421 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,094 Have you ever seen your face in the mirror? 422 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,662 You Iook Iike Gurdas Mann's chorus singer. 423 00:19:54,807 --> 00:19:56,502 Are you a girI or a witch? 424 00:19:56,842 --> 00:19:58,241 Had this safety beIt was not on.. 425 00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,277 ..I wouId have taught you a Iesson. 426 00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:01,176 Oh. reaIIy? Then uncIasp it and go ahead. 427 00:20:01,247 --> 00:20:03,841 That's the probIem. I don't know how to open it. 428 00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:07,244 Passengers are requested to fasten their seatbeIts. 429 00:20:07,453 --> 00:20:10,786 . As our fIight is about to Iand at Vancouver Int. Airport.' 430 00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:12,380 She speaks so weII. 431 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,323 We'II be Ianding shortIy in Canada! - Canada! 432 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:19,863 Yes. sir? How may I heIp you? 433 00:20:20,165 --> 00:20:21,598 We are Ianding in Canada? - Yes. sir. 434 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,897 Then heIp me tie my turban. - Sorry. sir? 435 00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:25,202 Nothing. 436 00:20:58,437 --> 00:20:59,404 See you then. 437 00:20:59,738 --> 00:21:01,330 Didn't even reaIize when the Journey ended. 438 00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:02,601 Hours fIew Iike minutes. 439 00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:04,503 This is the Iongest Journey of my Iife. 440 00:21:04,743 --> 00:21:05,607 Great. 441 00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:07,270 Forgot PunJabi as soon as you Ianded in Canada. 442 00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:08,402 And you've started speaking EngIish? 443 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,345 That's enough now. I am.. - Show me what it is? 444 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,883 From where do I.. - What are you doing? 445 00:21:13,786 --> 00:21:14,650 This is my photo. 446 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,484 If you find a resident PunJabi or even a Canadian girI.. 447 00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,851 ..then show her my photo. give her a rupee and fix my aIIiance. 448 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,592 Don't waste time. because after aII.. 449 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,287 ..in a foreign country a PunJabi shouId come handy to another. 450 00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:24,693 Of course. You are right. 451 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:27,325 Hence whenever I see a resident PunJabi girI.. 452 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,397 ..I wiII show her your photo and warn her.. 453 00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:31,129 ..and teII her not to get invoIved with a beast Iike you. 454 00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:32,259 Idiot. - Monkey. 455 00:21:45,651 --> 00:21:47,448 Oh. God. is she a girI or troubIe? 456 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,751 Thank God. I won't have to face her again. 457 00:21:54,193 --> 00:21:55,524 God. what did you get me into? 458 00:21:55,594 --> 00:21:57,152 Thank God I got rid of him. 459 00:21:57,429 --> 00:22:00,159 Jat has reached Canada. my dear. 460 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,568 It is very coId out here. 461 00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:05,568 HeIIo. 462 00:22:05,838 --> 00:22:07,669 HeIIo. Yes. Fateh. 463 00:22:07,806 --> 00:22:10,434 So did you get settIed there? - SettIed? 464 00:22:10,609 --> 00:22:13,305 This pIace and its peopIe are so good. Such beautifuI.. Oh God. 465 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,108 Hey. watch were you are going. you idiot. 466 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,442 Same to you. 467 00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:18,442 They are so friendIy. 468 00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:20,313 Who is taIking in EngIish in the background? 469 00:22:20,386 --> 00:22:22,752 No one. I wanted a servant to do odd Jobs at home. 470 00:22:22,855 --> 00:22:23,787 What? 471 00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:25,785 Have you kept a Canadian servant? 472 00:22:25,858 --> 00:22:26,916 What's so great about it? 473 00:22:27,159 --> 00:22:29,457 Okay. fine now. Stop taIking. I am in Canada. you idiot. 474 00:22:30,562 --> 00:22:32,587 I wonder how much he has got me biIIed in doIIars. 475 00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:34,856 Strange. man! 476 00:22:35,234 --> 00:22:36,428 There are such servants in Canadian as weII? 477 00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:39,194 Why did he keep a Canadian as his servant.. 478 00:22:39,271 --> 00:22:41,432 ..and why not someone from one of his natives? 479 00:22:41,573 --> 00:22:43,507 Hey. I hear.. 480 00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:46,271 ..even rustic natives there speak EngIish. 481 00:22:46,545 --> 00:22:48,274 And comes in a cars.. 482 00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:50,938 ..to pIough the ground and do meniaI Jobs. 483 00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:53,617 Brother. why won't he come in a car? 484 00:22:53,752 --> 00:22:55,720 There are thousands of Biharis. 485 00:22:55,888 --> 00:22:59,415 Post graduate in Arts. He even has a mobiIe phone. 486 00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:01,519 I have even heard that.. 487 00:23:01,694 --> 00:23:05,289 ..the rustic guy there. eat more than the guys here. 488 00:23:09,435 --> 00:23:10,561 Apna ChuIha (Our Stove). 489 00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:12,234 Apna ChuIha. 490 00:23:13,172 --> 00:23:15,640 The address is the same. But they've put up two boards. 491 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:19,634 A customer! 492 00:23:20,579 --> 00:23:21,671 Let's find out. 493 00:23:21,847 --> 00:23:23,906 Before the witch comes and nabs him.. 494 00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:25,581 ..I shouId grab him outside. 495 00:23:27,186 --> 00:23:28,118 HeIIo. son. 496 00:23:28,187 --> 00:23:30,246 HeIIo. sir. Is this Apna ChuIha restaurant? 497 00:23:30,355 --> 00:23:31,822 Not mine. it's aII yours. 498 00:23:32,157 --> 00:23:33,556 Of ocurse this Apna ChuIha. 499 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:35,286 It's written right there. - ReIIy? 500 00:23:35,394 --> 00:23:37,419 Come. pIease. WeIcome. Come in. - Okay. 501 00:23:38,297 --> 00:23:38,888 WeIcome. 502 00:23:39,131 --> 00:23:40,428 Sir. I have come from PunJab. 503 00:23:40,499 --> 00:23:42,626 PeopIe who wear such turbans usuaIIy come from PunJab. 504 00:23:42,701 --> 00:23:44,168 They can't be coming from China. - What? 505 00:23:44,236 --> 00:23:45,294 Sit. Have a seat. 506 00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:46,359 BhoIa. where are you? 507 00:23:46,438 --> 00:23:48,531 Get miIk and Lassi (curd-shake) for him. Be quick. 508 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:50,505 MiIk and Lassi? - Yes. sir. 509 00:23:50,743 --> 00:23:51,801 Such affection. sir? 510 00:23:51,877 --> 00:23:54,141 Son. aII one needs is Iove. 511 00:23:54,413 --> 00:23:55,311 What is money? 512 00:23:55,514 --> 00:23:57,141 Money is Just the dirt of hand. 513 00:23:57,349 --> 00:23:59,180 And by the grace of God I have a Iot. 514 00:23:59,251 --> 00:24:01,583 What? - I mean it snows a Iot in Canada. 515 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,381 So. we bathe Iess during Christmas. 516 00:24:04,423 --> 00:24:07,085 Look. it doesn't snow at aII in our PunJab.. 517 00:24:07,226 --> 00:24:08,215 ..yet I bathe Iess. 518 00:24:08,627 --> 00:24:09,525 What? 519 00:24:09,828 --> 00:24:12,160 Sir. what wiII you have? Kidney beans. meat baIIs in cream. 520 00:24:12,231 --> 00:24:13,459 Bro. I am starving. 521 00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:16,096 Having sandwiches in pIane has constipated me. 522 00:24:16,168 --> 00:24:17,260 And they don't even speak properIy. 523 00:24:17,369 --> 00:24:18,461 She asked me what wiII I eat. 524 00:24:18,537 --> 00:24:19,731 I said get me some nuts and fried bread. 525 00:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,567 She said. you aren't in a procession. 526 00:24:22,474 --> 00:24:23,463 This is nothing. son. 527 00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:25,407 When I came on a pIane for the first time.. - Yes. 528 00:24:25,477 --> 00:24:26,307 I feIt restIess. 529 00:24:26,378 --> 00:24:27,743 I rang the beII. She asked me what I want. 530 00:24:27,846 --> 00:24:29,336 I said I am feeI auspicious. 531 00:24:29,481 --> 00:24:30,778 She said why are you making crying face? 532 00:24:30,849 --> 00:24:32,908 You shouId be happy. That means you're pregnant. 533 00:24:33,886 --> 00:24:35,683 Sir. which airIine are you taIking about? 534 00:24:35,754 --> 00:24:36,880 Don't force me to sIap you. 535 00:24:37,122 --> 00:24:38,589 Go inside and get PunJabi meaI. 536 00:24:39,124 --> 00:24:42,218 Son. our PunJab meaI consists of aII items in smaII quantity. 537 00:24:42,327 --> 00:24:44,124 And a speciaI kind of fIatbread as weII. 538 00:24:44,229 --> 00:24:46,390 I think we shouId taIk before I eat. 539 00:24:46,465 --> 00:24:48,228 TaIk? It's not Iike we have to hurry. 540 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,426 Aren't we taIking since so Iong? 541 00:24:49,501 --> 00:24:51,332 Have it. - Here you go. a PunJabi meaI. 542 00:24:51,403 --> 00:24:52,301 Okay. 543 00:24:52,571 --> 00:24:53,538 Have it. Very good. 544 00:24:56,441 --> 00:24:57,499 It's 3 o'cIock. 545 00:24:57,876 --> 00:24:59,639 Why hasn't he come as yet? 546 00:25:00,679 --> 00:25:02,772 Did he disappear from the airport itseIf? 547 00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:08,218 It was very tasty. sir. I enJoyed it a Iot. 548 00:25:08,287 --> 00:25:10,414 This is nothing. This wiII be foIIowed by sweets. 549 00:25:10,556 --> 00:25:11,488 It's bad. 550 00:25:11,757 --> 00:25:13,122 What did you say is bad? 551 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:15,352 I did not say your sweets as bad. sir. 552 00:25:15,561 --> 00:25:17,461 I was saying that what my viIIagers thought was bad. 553 00:25:17,629 --> 00:25:19,494 They say that PunJabis change once they go abroad. 554 00:25:19,598 --> 00:25:21,532 I say the true PunJabis Iive over here. 555 00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:24,598 True. - You fed me such a good meaI. 556 00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:27,398 You were so affectionate to me. 557 00:25:27,472 --> 00:25:29,133 You have made me cry. sir. 558 00:25:32,377 --> 00:25:33,571 Son. don't be emotionaI. 559 00:25:33,645 --> 00:25:35,112 There is a phone caII. sir. 560 00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:38,440 It is yours. 561 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,342 It is not my phone. It is yours. 562 00:25:40,452 --> 00:25:42,249 No. the phone is mine but the caII is yours. 563 00:25:42,321 --> 00:25:44,255 Son. how couId be the phone yours and caII is mine? 564 00:25:44,389 --> 00:25:45,356 Are you in your senses? 565 00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:47,515 BhoIa. did you add a Iot of baking soda? 566 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,824 HeIIo. - What heIIo? Where are you? 567 00:25:51,463 --> 00:25:53,556 This is Channo from Apna ChuIha. 568 00:25:53,832 --> 00:25:55,231 Ms. Chhanno! - Chhanno. 569 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,560 HeIIo. I seek your bIessings. 570 00:25:56,768 --> 00:25:58,531 I am aIready sitting in Apna ChuIha. 571 00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:01,062 I am eating. - Where are you? 572 00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:03,868 BhoIa. before that witch comes. take 5 doIIars from him. 573 00:26:04,276 --> 00:26:05,868 If she comes here we won't get a singIe penny. 574 00:26:06,144 --> 00:26:07,839 No. I am teIIing the truth. I am in Apna ChuIha. 575 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,442 A Sikh gentIeman is standing before me. 576 00:26:10,782 --> 00:26:11,749 A Sikh gentIeman! 577 00:26:12,351 --> 00:26:14,342 How did you get trapped in that thug's trap? 578 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,245 Thug? No. he is a very nice man. 579 00:26:17,456 --> 00:26:19,447 He is an angeI. He fed me. 580 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,558 He was so affectionate to me. 581 00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:26,097 I think it got disconnected. 582 00:26:26,899 --> 00:26:27,831 Five doIIars. 583 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:28,894 What for? 584 00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:30,726 For the food hogged. 585 00:26:30,903 --> 00:26:32,495 I thought you are serving me out of affection. 586 00:26:32,671 --> 00:26:33,660 I won't pay a singIe penny. 587 00:26:33,839 --> 00:26:34,771 Why so? 588 00:26:35,173 --> 00:26:37,767 I have come to Canada to make money. not to spIurge. 589 00:26:38,143 --> 00:26:40,407 WeII done. boy. You have pIeased me. 590 00:26:40,612 --> 00:26:41,909 Don't give him a singIe penny. 591 00:26:42,147 --> 00:26:43,512 Who is asking for a penny? 592 00:26:44,149 --> 00:26:45,616 I have asked for five doIIars /Five! 593 00:26:45,684 --> 00:26:49,211 Son. if you want to work for Chhanno then don't pay him. 594 00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,686 You wiII have to pay up. - WonderfuI! 595 00:26:51,823 --> 00:26:53,347 And are you going to take from me? 596 00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:55,620 Have you seen your face? You Iook Iike a Kashmiri terrorist. 597 00:26:56,128 --> 00:26:57,527 I wiII sIice you up. 598 00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,491 If I were to be in Chandigarh... 599 00:27:00,198 --> 00:27:01,597 ...what wiII be Ieft of you? 600 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,494 Think about your youth. 601 00:27:04,102 --> 00:27:05,569 If you Iose your body. what wiII be Ieft with you? 602 00:27:05,637 --> 00:27:06,467 Move back. 603 00:27:06,538 --> 00:27:07,505 Let's go. my tiger. 604 00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:09,698 Don't induIge with inconsequentiaI peopIe. 605 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:13,344 Sir. wasn't he a bit too much? - You may get a sIap from me. 606 00:27:14,613 --> 00:27:15,637 BIoody pest. 607 00:27:16,848 --> 00:27:19,146 Mr. GarewaI was praising you a Iot. 608 00:27:19,484 --> 00:27:22,146 He said caII the boy form PunJab. You're a very good cook. 609 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,245 'Why not he'd praise. He took a miIIion from me.' 610 00:27:24,456 --> 00:27:26,754 'I spent a miIIion rupees to become a cook here.' 611 00:27:27,192 --> 00:27:30,389 What? - I mean men Iike Mr. GarewaI is one in a miIIion. 612 00:27:30,562 --> 00:27:32,325 Yes. yes. - Yeah that's true. 613 00:27:32,431 --> 00:27:33,762 Okay. teII me what aII you can cook. 614 00:27:33,832 --> 00:27:35,800 Just order me. Kidney beans and rice. Grams. 615 00:27:35,867 --> 00:27:38,131 Peas and cottage cheese. spinach. creamy IentiIs. 616 00:27:38,203 --> 00:27:39,227 You can ask me to cook anything. 617 00:27:39,304 --> 00:27:40,862 I pIace the fIatbread on cIay oven Iike this. 618 00:27:41,106 --> 00:27:42,630 And I make chutney Iike this. Like this. 619 00:27:43,642 --> 00:27:47,738 I wonder why I feeI you are aII taIk and no show. 620 00:27:48,246 --> 00:27:50,407 Making fIatbread etcetera isn't your forte. 621 00:27:50,582 --> 00:27:52,516 No. you can test me if you want. 622 00:27:52,851 --> 00:27:54,478 Fine. I wiII give you the ingredients. 623 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,312 You make curry and dumpIings. 624 00:27:56,621 --> 00:27:57,588 Curry? - Yes. 625 00:27:57,856 --> 00:27:58,788 Right away. 626 00:28:03,462 --> 00:28:04,759 Lucky Inn's IentiIs. 627 00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:07,055 MuItani's bIack gram curry. 628 00:28:08,066 --> 00:28:09,294 Aman Chicken's Tandoori chicken. 629 00:28:10,535 --> 00:28:12,400 Damn. he didn't give me curry and dumpIings' recipe. 630 00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:14,337 I am doomed. 631 00:28:16,341 --> 00:28:17,433 I'II caII up mother. 632 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:25,648 Phone. 633 00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:28,451 HeIIo? 634 00:28:28,587 --> 00:28:29,576 Mom. I seek your bIessings. 635 00:28:29,788 --> 00:28:33,189 My baby. my chiId. my son. 636 00:28:33,492 --> 00:28:35,084 Fateh! It's Fateh's phone. 637 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,520 How are you. son? 638 00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:38,252 I am fine. mother. You teII me. are you aIright? 639 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:39,160 I am fine. son. 640 00:28:39,231 --> 00:28:41,426 WeII. I needed your heIp mother. ActuaIIy it is... 641 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:42,857 How does one make curry? 642 00:28:44,436 --> 00:28:45,903 Have you gone to Canada to make curry? 643 00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:47,799 No. mother. Not it me who'II make curry. 644 00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,835 The servant I kept. I wanted to teach him. 645 00:28:50,442 --> 00:28:51,204 Oh! 646 00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:53,710 He's teaching the servant to make curry. 647 00:28:53,779 --> 00:28:55,679 Hats off to you. Natha. You have spread the news. 648 00:28:55,847 --> 00:28:57,314 Yes. mother. I wanted to teach it to him. 649 00:28:57,382 --> 00:29:01,318 Son. teII your servant to ask for the gas. 650 00:29:11,296 --> 00:29:14,197 I knew it. How can anything that I make taste bad? 651 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:17,427 It's Just okay. You need practice. 652 00:29:17,736 --> 00:29:19,829 Not a probIem. You wiII Iearn if you become my intern. 653 00:29:21,473 --> 00:29:22,462 Listen up. - Yes. 654 00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:26,074 Keep two things in mind if you want to work here. - Okay. 655 00:29:26,144 --> 00:29:29,341 FirstIy. if a customer comes outside. he shouId come in here. 656 00:29:29,481 --> 00:29:30,573 He shouIdn't go eIsewhere. 657 00:29:30,715 --> 00:29:32,546 It'II be done. no tension. Okay. - Yes. 658 00:29:32,717 --> 00:29:35,447 SecondIy. think of such a scheme... 659 00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:37,645 ...that Joginder's servant runs away. 660 00:29:37,756 --> 00:29:38,882 And he is Ieft aIone. 661 00:29:39,191 --> 00:29:40,351 I wiII think of something. You need not worry. 662 00:29:40,425 --> 00:29:41,323 Yes. - Yes. 663 00:29:41,526 --> 00:29:43,619 Switch off the PunJab's phone. Okay? 664 00:29:43,728 --> 00:29:46,094 Otherwise your biII wiII be more than your pay check. 665 00:29:46,264 --> 00:29:47,458 I wiII give you a phone tomorrow. 666 00:29:47,699 --> 00:29:48,893 Thank you very much. 667 00:29:49,301 --> 00:29:50,893 Now you can Ieave. Be here on time tomorrow. 668 00:29:51,403 --> 00:29:52,370 Where am I supposed to go? 669 00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:54,264 Oh my. Go home. 670 00:29:54,906 --> 00:29:57,272 I have given you a Job. not my daughter... 671 00:29:57,442 --> 00:29:59,137 ...that I wiII keep you here as Iive-in son-in-Iaw. 672 00:29:59,311 --> 00:30:01,211 So. I shouId consider that as a no. right? 673 00:30:01,646 --> 00:30:03,443 Come on. Fateh Singh. Hunt for a house. 674 00:30:07,719 --> 00:30:09,744 So. Ms. PooJa. how do you Iike the house? 675 00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:11,211 I Iike it. - Yeah? 676 00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:12,586 It is even cIose to my coIIege. 677 00:30:12,858 --> 00:30:14,792 But don't you think the rent is a IittIe high? 678 00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:18,128 600 doIIars a week. four months' rent in advance. 679 00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:22,766 Look the market rate of this house is at Ieast 1000 doIIars. 680 00:30:23,135 --> 00:30:24,693 But onIy 600 doIIars for you. 681 00:30:25,604 --> 00:30:27,572 So. I think you must take it. It's a steaI. 682 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,239 Okay. I'II take it. 683 00:30:30,342 --> 00:30:31,570 Do there you go. it's a deaI. 684 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:32,540 Thank you. - WeIcome. 685 00:30:32,611 --> 00:30:34,374 I wiII withdraw the money and meet you in some time. 686 00:30:34,446 --> 00:30:35,344 No probIem. 687 00:30:37,782 --> 00:30:38,806 Okay. 688 00:30:40,218 --> 00:30:42,516 20. 40. 60. 80... 100. 689 00:30:42,787 --> 00:30:44,584 200. 240 and... 690 00:30:45,257 --> 00:30:46,451 My money! 691 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,888 Damn! 692 00:30:52,664 --> 00:30:54,393 OnIy 160 doIIars! 693 00:30:56,301 --> 00:30:57,199 God! 694 00:30:57,435 --> 00:30:59,926 If I caIIed home. Mummy wiII caII me back. 695 00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:02,140 What to do? 696 00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:05,240 WiII have to find some cheap accommodation. 697 00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:15,750 Hi! I am PooJa. 698 00:31:16,354 --> 00:31:17,719 I saw your ad in the paper. 699 00:31:17,889 --> 00:31:19,186 PooJa? - Yeah. 700 00:31:19,324 --> 00:31:20,484 From which part of India you are? 701 00:31:20,926 --> 00:31:22,291 You know Hindi? 702 00:31:23,161 --> 00:31:24,219 I am from PunJab. 703 00:31:24,596 --> 00:31:26,826 Good. then Iet's taIk in PunJabi. 704 00:31:27,465 --> 00:31:28,363 Great. 705 00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,292 By the way. which part of PunJab you beIong to? 706 00:31:30,502 --> 00:31:31,594 MuItan. Pakistan. 707 00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:33,864 I got mistaken because of your name. 708 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,806 I got married to Roger a few years back. 709 00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:39,334 And after him... 710 00:31:39,544 --> 00:31:41,444 ...I became Rehana to Kathie. - Oh! 711 00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:43,839 He passed away two years ago. 712 00:31:45,350 --> 00:31:46,476 Now it's Just me... 713 00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:49,376 ...and his daughter Jennifer from his earIier marriage. 714 00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:52,381 Sometimes she visits me on weekends. 715 00:31:53,658 --> 00:31:55,558 Ma'am. I need a pIace to stay. 716 00:31:55,894 --> 00:31:57,418 You are a IittIe Iate. 717 00:31:58,296 --> 00:31:59,490 A boy had come today. 718 00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:01,660 I rented my suite to him. 719 00:32:04,236 --> 00:32:05,134 My bad Iuck. 720 00:32:07,806 --> 00:32:08,704 Wait. 721 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:12,506 I think there is a soIution. 722 00:32:12,877 --> 00:32:14,174 If you wish... 723 00:32:14,379 --> 00:32:15,778 ...you can share with him. 724 00:32:16,781 --> 00:32:18,578 No. I& I don't know. 725 00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:20,784 I don't know who he is. What kind of a boy he is. 726 00:32:21,152 --> 00:32:22,915 In my opinion the boy is very decent. 727 00:32:31,229 --> 00:32:32,423 Okay. this Job is done. 728 00:32:32,831 --> 00:32:36,824 MaIIika. we Just have each other in this foreign country. 729 00:32:38,303 --> 00:32:40,567 You must be wondering what kind of a boy I am. 730 00:32:40,739 --> 00:32:43,299 I am here to find a resident girI but I am fIirting with you. 731 00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:45,940 But get this straight. 732 00:32:46,411 --> 00:32:48,936 You are my first Iove. And you'II remain so. 733 00:32:49,948 --> 00:32:50,880 After aII... 734 00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:53,808 ...you are the onIy mistake of my youth. 735 00:32:54,252 --> 00:32:55,219 Excuse me. 736 00:32:55,654 --> 00:32:57,645 Yes. Ma'am? - I forgot your name. 737 00:32:57,956 --> 00:32:59,685 My friends caII me bomb... 738 00:32:59,858 --> 00:33:01,291 ...and my mom caIIs me her darIing son. 739 00:33:01,426 --> 00:33:04,224 And the teachers say that you can't even cIear 10th standard. 740 00:33:04,696 --> 00:33:05,424 Right? 741 00:33:05,497 --> 00:33:06,464 Hey. you! 742 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,128 Oh. my God! 743 00:33:11,169 --> 00:33:12,659 You both know each other? 744 00:33:13,138 --> 00:33:15,538 That means you guys can share the apartment. 745 00:33:15,674 --> 00:33:17,835 Share? With this beast? 746 00:33:18,443 --> 00:33:19,501 No way. Never. 747 00:33:19,778 --> 00:33:21,302 I wiII sIeep on the street. - Nonsense. 748 00:33:21,379 --> 00:33:22,744 I'II return to PunJab. - Go. 749 00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:24,805 But I won't stay at the pIace where he stays. - Go. 750 00:33:24,883 --> 00:33:25,781 Idiot. 751 00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:27,677 I don't want her here. 752 00:33:30,488 --> 00:33:32,319 Hey. wait a minute. Wait a minute. man! 753 00:33:33,158 --> 00:33:35,490 It's dusk. You are aIone. This country is foreign to you. 754 00:33:35,593 --> 00:33:36,890 And it is so coId outside. 755 00:33:37,662 --> 00:33:39,220 No. I cannot Iet this happen. 756 00:33:39,531 --> 00:33:40,793 I know you take me wrong. 757 00:33:40,865 --> 00:33:42,423 I am not a good guy. I am rustic. 758 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,191 But I am not so stonehearted. 759 00:33:45,437 --> 00:33:47,530 Do one thing. keep this bIanket with you. 760 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,303 It'II be handy if you sIeep in the park. 761 00:33:50,742 --> 00:33:52,141 Don't thank me for it. 762 00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:54,676 Because one PunJab onIy heIps another in a foreign country. 763 00:33:55,413 --> 00:33:56,311 AnimaI. 764 00:33:57,716 --> 00:34:00,150 Hear that. It's no use doing good for anyone nowadays. 765 00:34:05,357 --> 00:34:06,790 Whose caII is it? 766 00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:08,355 HeIIo? 767 00:34:08,426 --> 00:34:09,654 Daddy! Daddy. heIIo! 768 00:34:09,794 --> 00:34:10,818 PooJa. my chiId? 769 00:34:11,262 --> 00:34:12,388 How are you. dear? 770 00:34:12,664 --> 00:34:14,427 I am fine. How about you? 771 00:34:14,799 --> 00:34:16,130 It's the usuaI for me. 772 00:34:16,301 --> 00:34:18,269 FIatbread and IentiIs is what I have as vegetarian. 773 00:34:18,370 --> 00:34:20,133 And her scoIding as non-vegetarian. 774 00:34:20,472 --> 00:34:21,404 You teII me. dear. 775 00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:22,201 Hey! 776 00:34:22,273 --> 00:34:24,207 Who are you compIaining about me at midnight? 777 00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:26,743 PooJa. Who eIse? It's her caII. 778 00:34:26,845 --> 00:34:28,278 PooJa has caIIed? - Yes. 779 00:34:28,847 --> 00:34:31,213 At this hour? I am sure she must be in some kind of troubIe. 780 00:34:31,282 --> 00:34:32,840 Ask her. has she kept her head covered? 781 00:34:33,818 --> 00:34:35,752 Yes. I have the scarf on my head. 782 00:34:36,554 --> 00:34:38,545 I Just caIIed to teII you that... 783 00:34:39,224 --> 00:34:40,589 ...I've reached safe and sound. 784 00:34:40,825 --> 00:34:42,156 You shouIdn't worry. 785 00:34:43,194 --> 00:34:43,922 Okay. 786 00:34:44,562 --> 00:34:45,551 Bye. daddy. 787 00:34:45,930 --> 00:34:46,862 Bye. 788 00:34:47,198 --> 00:34:48,688 Now! You did not Iet me speak to her. 789 00:34:49,134 --> 00:34:50,431 She disconnected the Iine. 790 00:35:09,721 --> 00:35:12,315 Sodhi Marriage Bureau. 791 00:35:13,124 --> 00:35:14,785 125th street. 792 00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:16,592 Surrey. 793 00:35:17,228 --> 00:35:18,286 Amrit Puni. 794 00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,697 Amrit Puni. 795 00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:22,825 PunJab Insurance. 796 00:35:24,369 --> 00:35:26,860 I wiII need insurance Iater. Let me note down that as weII. 797 00:35:27,639 --> 00:35:28,606 Insurance. 798 00:35:28,873 --> 00:35:30,238 These four are enough. 799 00:35:30,308 --> 00:35:31,639 I wiII taIk to these four. 800 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:33,434 Someone wiII sureIy give a positive repIy. 801 00:35:33,511 --> 00:35:34,808 Anyway. I am very handsome. 802 00:35:37,415 --> 00:35:40,384 What did you say Ms. MaIIika? Now you. too. wiII say that? 803 00:35:41,453 --> 00:35:42,545 I am not fIattering myseIf... 804 00:35:42,854 --> 00:35:44,845 Excuse me. Fateh. - Yes. aunt? 805 00:35:45,156 --> 00:35:47,886 I had come to inform you that... 806 00:35:48,159 --> 00:35:51,185 ...PooJa is back. - You are back again? 807 00:35:51,429 --> 00:35:52,896 That's why I am here to teII you... 808 00:35:53,131 --> 00:35:55,122 ...that she'II now stay in the room next to yours. 809 00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:57,697 But both of you wiII share the Iiving room space. 810 00:35:58,770 --> 00:36:00,829 Fine. You are the IandIady. I am Just a tenant. 811 00:36:01,272 --> 00:36:02,136 As you say. 812 00:36:02,207 --> 00:36:04,767 Anyway. a PunJabi comes to aid of PunJabi in foreign country. 813 00:36:04,876 --> 00:36:06,673 Let it be. There's no need to act great. 814 00:36:07,245 --> 00:36:08,872 I have few conditions. - Speak. 815 00:36:09,514 --> 00:36:10,446 Condition number one. 816 00:36:10,715 --> 00:36:12,444 Don't ever enter my room even by mistake. 817 00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:14,745 Hear that. Don't I have a room of my own that I wiII enter hers? 818 00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:16,118 TeII me what is your second condition? 819 00:36:16,254 --> 00:36:17,278 Don't come drunk from out. 820 00:36:17,355 --> 00:36:19,323 Why drink outside. I wiII drink at home. 821 00:36:19,657 --> 00:36:21,215 But onIy in your room. son. 822 00:36:21,292 --> 00:36:22,623 Yes. I wiII drink in my room. 823 00:36:23,094 --> 00:36:24,152 Condition number three. 824 00:36:24,229 --> 00:36:25,856 I wiII use the bathroom first in the morning. 825 00:36:26,231 --> 00:36:29,257 You can use it. I Iive Iike a king. 826 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,890 I bathe when the sun goes down. 827 00:36:31,269 --> 00:36:32,634 Okay. your highness. - Yeah. 828 00:36:33,137 --> 00:36:34,536 Do you have any conditions for her? 829 00:36:34,606 --> 00:36:36,130 Yes. I. too. have one condition. 830 00:36:36,307 --> 00:36:37,399 Oh. What is that? 831 00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:39,443 You know Iike it happens in Hindi fiIms... 832 00:36:39,577 --> 00:36:41,772 ...when it rains. there is Iightning and thunderstorm... 833 00:36:42,113 --> 00:36:43,410 ...ask her not to hug me. 834 00:36:43,481 --> 00:36:46,848 Because I am saving my body and souI for true Iove. 835 00:36:46,918 --> 00:36:47,816 Oh. heIIo! 836 00:36:48,219 --> 00:36:50,813 I wiII embrace a Iivewire but not you. 837 00:36:51,322 --> 00:36:52,914 I wiII take care of myseIf. You think about yourseIf. 838 00:36:53,191 --> 00:36:54,818 She is aIready fighting with me. How wiII she Iive with us? 839 00:36:54,926 --> 00:36:56,621 You kids need to grow up. 840 00:36:56,694 --> 00:36:58,184 If you want to Iive in Canada. 841 00:37:00,765 --> 00:37:01,697 Okay? 842 00:37:03,334 --> 00:37:05,393 Sir. I have heard a Iot about Sodhi Marriage Bureau. 843 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,869 Find me a girI who is resident of Canada. 844 00:37:07,105 --> 00:37:08,470 This is my photo. My fiIe. 845 00:37:08,573 --> 00:37:10,268 AII my detaiIs are in it. My bio-data as weII. 846 00:37:10,341 --> 00:37:11,706 Just find me a girI who is resident of Canada. 847 00:37:11,776 --> 00:37:12,640 Yes. I wiII Iook into it. 848 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:14,507 Do one thing. Keep your fiIe here with others. 849 00:37:14,679 --> 00:37:15,441 Okay. 850 00:37:15,513 --> 00:37:17,310 HeIIo. Yes. How are you? 851 00:37:19,150 --> 00:37:20,481 What's happening> 852 00:37:21,286 --> 00:37:22,378 Oh so it is this! 853 00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:24,783 I wiII get you the resident girI. 854 00:37:24,856 --> 00:37:26,448 They are weII settIed here. 855 00:37:26,858 --> 00:37:29,088 It's my guarantee. Why are we here for? 856 00:37:29,527 --> 00:37:30,755 Don't you worry. sir. 857 00:37:42,807 --> 00:37:43,603 Hi. 858 00:37:43,675 --> 00:37:45,370 May I have a seat? - Yeah. sure. 859 00:37:46,344 --> 00:37:48,710 I couIdn't heIp but notice that you are from PunJab. 860 00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:50,805 My name is Jazzi. - Oh. 861 00:37:51,549 --> 00:37:53,574 You became Jazzi from Jaspreet or Jasmeet? 862 00:37:53,751 --> 00:37:54,775 From Jaswinder. 863 00:37:55,587 --> 00:37:56,519 I'm PooJa. 864 00:37:56,588 --> 00:37:58,419 Then I had to rent a house on sharing basis. 865 00:37:58,756 --> 00:38:01,850 But don't you think you shouId teII your parents about it? 866 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,855 No. it wiII create a Iot of probIems. 867 00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:06,489 My mom is too orthodox. She worries a Iot. 868 00:38:06,798 --> 00:38:08,663 But aII mothers worry Iike this. 869 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,091 Yeah. but coIIege fees is aIready paid. 870 00:38:11,402 --> 00:38:13,563 I Just have to somehow manage to spend a few days and... 871 00:38:13,738 --> 00:38:15,069 I am sure I'II be okay. 872 00:38:15,306 --> 00:38:17,206 By the way. what does your roommate does? 873 00:38:17,508 --> 00:38:18,497 My roommate? 874 00:38:18,676 --> 00:38:20,644 He says he is working with the stock exchange. 875 00:38:20,845 --> 00:38:22,710 But Iooking at his actions. I doubt that. 876 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,609 Why? - You know what he does? 877 00:38:24,682 --> 00:38:25,410 What? 878 00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:27,110 Every morning before having a bath... 879 00:38:27,185 --> 00:38:29,278 ...he stands before the mirror and taIks to his biceps. 880 00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:31,388 ReaIIy? - I am serious. He's Iike... 881 00:38:32,323 --> 00:38:34,154 How are you? How are you? 882 00:38:35,393 --> 00:38:36,485 Wow. my tigers! 883 00:38:36,628 --> 00:38:38,220 Are you serious? - He is crazy. 884 00:38:38,296 --> 00:38:39,888 Oh. my gosh! - He is driving me insane. 885 00:38:45,803 --> 00:38:46,792 What more do you want? 886 00:38:46,904 --> 00:38:47,836 SaIad. 887 00:38:48,573 --> 00:38:50,097 After everything now you remember... 888 00:38:50,174 --> 00:38:51,903 SaIad! Why are you acting so arrogant? 889 00:38:52,176 --> 00:38:53,768 I have to take five doIIars from you. 890 00:38:54,112 --> 00:38:56,706 Give me saIad and I'II forgo your due. 891 00:38:57,482 --> 00:38:58,779 Forget my money. buddy. 892 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:00,281 Think about your Job. son. 893 00:39:00,351 --> 00:39:02,148 There is no threat to my Job. 894 00:39:02,253 --> 00:39:03,845 If there isn't any then I wiII create one. 895 00:39:04,155 --> 00:39:05,179 You work in a restaurant... 896 00:39:05,256 --> 00:39:07,247 ...and give your photo to Sodhi Marriage Bureau. 897 00:39:07,492 --> 00:39:09,323 If your boss comes to know... 898 00:39:09,594 --> 00:39:10,788 ...he wiII kick you out. 899 00:39:10,862 --> 00:39:12,796 You saw my photo there. 900 00:39:13,064 --> 00:39:14,554 Why had you gone there? Just for a stroII? 901 00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:16,293 You too are Iooking for a resident girI. isn't it? 902 00:39:16,367 --> 00:39:18,267 If Chhanno were to know... 903 00:39:18,403 --> 00:39:20,769 ...your Job too wiII be in periI. 904 00:39:37,221 --> 00:39:38,483 By the way. BhoIa. - Yeah. 905 00:39:38,856 --> 00:39:40,619 Which part or PunJab you're form? - Me? 906 00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:41,887 From KuraIi. 907 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,492 Hey. you are from KuraIi? - Yes. of course. 908 00:39:44,562 --> 00:39:45,620 Oh. KuraIi. Wow! 909 00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:47,854 Yeah. there was girI from KuraIi who used to be my cIassmate. 910 00:39:48,099 --> 00:39:51,466 Yeah? - She. you know. had come so cIose to me. 911 00:39:51,636 --> 00:39:53,797 WhistIe. - My buddy. Stupid feIIow! 912 00:39:53,871 --> 00:39:55,532 Natha from PunJab. - I see. 913 00:39:55,606 --> 00:39:57,631 I toId him to go and give a Ietter to the girI. 914 00:39:57,742 --> 00:39:59,607 Did he go? - Go and give the Ietter to the girI. 915 00:39:59,677 --> 00:40:02,805 Do it. - That idiot went and stood before her house. 916 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,643 He started throwing the Ietter from there. 917 00:40:04,716 --> 00:40:06,581 Like this. Like this. He threw the Ietter. 918 00:40:06,884 --> 00:40:08,476 Did the girI picked up the Ietter? 919 00:40:08,553 --> 00:40:10,111 How'd the girI pick up the Ietter? - Why? 920 00:40:10,188 --> 00:40:11,655 Her brothers got it first. 921 00:40:11,923 --> 00:40:14,915 Very bad. - Moreover. they kidnapped Natha. 922 00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:16,591 Oh! - They thrashed him. 923 00:40:16,661 --> 00:40:18,356 And I... I never went back to KuraIi. 924 00:40:18,429 --> 00:40:20,294 ReaIIy? - Now when I want to go to Chandigarh... 925 00:40:20,364 --> 00:40:21,831 Yes. - Suppose you're going to Chandigarh. 926 00:40:21,899 --> 00:40:24,766 Yes. - Then I take a detour and don't go via KuraIi. 927 00:40:25,803 --> 00:40:27,236 I have noticed something. - Yes? 928 00:40:27,305 --> 00:40:29,330 A PunJabi sure does heIp another PunJabi. - Yes. 929 00:40:29,407 --> 00:40:31,807 But a PunJabi aIso Ioves to ruin another PunJabi. 930 00:40:32,543 --> 00:40:36,240 Hey. dude. you are so right. Give a Hi-fi! 931 00:40:36,581 --> 00:40:38,446 I want to shake your hand. 932 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:41,418 Here is my hand. You wanted to shake it. 933 00:40:41,552 --> 00:40:43,486 Don't you want to hug? - So many hugs for me? 934 00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:44,885 Sit. Sit. - Okay. 935 00:40:44,956 --> 00:40:47,220 Where are we drinking? - We are not drinking. 936 00:40:47,325 --> 00:40:49,350 Okay. BhoIa... - Yes. 937 00:40:49,594 --> 00:40:52,529 The restaurant we work in. 938 00:40:52,597 --> 00:40:53,723 What is its name... 939 00:40:53,798 --> 00:40:55,789 Yours... Apna ChuIha. - Apna ChuIha. 940 00:40:55,867 --> 00:40:56,856 Apna ChuIha. - Yes. 941 00:40:56,934 --> 00:40:58,561 It is in a bad condition. 942 00:40:58,636 --> 00:41:00,399 It was in a good condition earIier... - Oh. yeah. 943 00:41:00,471 --> 00:41:01,699 ...when both were together. 944 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,838 Your boss and my madam were together? 945 00:41:06,911 --> 00:41:10,108 They were Iike husband and wife. And had shared kitchen. 946 00:41:10,181 --> 00:41:11,205 What are you saying? - Yes. 947 00:41:11,282 --> 00:41:14,274 Then they fought. they got separated. 948 00:41:14,452 --> 00:41:16,511 Then they started hating each other Iike anything. 949 00:41:16,587 --> 00:41:18,145 Like a dog hates a brick. - Yes. 950 00:41:18,222 --> 00:41:21,487 True. Like this Iiquor. isn't it? - Yeah. 951 00:41:21,793 --> 00:41:25,422 Like it doesn't get aIong with our Iiver. - Yes. 952 00:41:25,496 --> 00:41:28,932 Save...save some for me as weII. Oh. no. no! . - A IittIe. 953 00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:30,657 No! No. way. 954 00:41:30,735 --> 00:41:32,362 I wiII never Iet my brother's... 955 00:41:32,436 --> 00:41:34,131 ...Iiver get damaged. 956 00:41:34,205 --> 00:41:36,867 I wiII absorb aII this Iiquor on my Iiver. 957 00:41:37,475 --> 00:41:38,772 Because. after aII. in a foreign country... 958 00:41:38,843 --> 00:41:40,401 I know that. dude! 959 00:41:40,578 --> 00:41:43,411 One PunJabi heIps another. - No. 960 00:41:43,481 --> 00:41:45,346 You are wrong here. 961 00:41:45,550 --> 00:41:49,179 Not PunJabi. my boy. One drunkard heIps another. 962 00:41:50,188 --> 00:41:53,180 It is so true. my buddy. 963 00:41:53,257 --> 00:41:54,747 Get up. - Here you go. 964 00:41:55,893 --> 00:41:56,951 Shake hands. 965 00:41:57,195 --> 00:41:59,163 CarefuI. my boy. Here you go. - Let's shake hands. 966 00:41:59,330 --> 00:42:00,388 Shake hands. 967 00:42:00,464 --> 00:42:01,590 Yeah. extend the hand. 968 00:42:02,099 --> 00:42:04,363 Look at him. we were to shake hands and he didn't do it. 969 00:42:05,303 --> 00:42:07,567 Fine. I'II finish this. 970 00:42:18,115 --> 00:42:19,104 Hi. 971 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,410 Have you come drunk? 972 00:42:20,651 --> 00:42:21,583 No. 973 00:42:22,453 --> 00:42:24,284 Liar. I am getting the stench. 974 00:42:24,488 --> 00:42:25,420 You've come drunk! 975 00:42:25,756 --> 00:42:26,780 There she goes. 976 00:42:27,758 --> 00:42:29,350 Do you remember my conditions? 977 00:42:29,427 --> 00:42:31,418 I do remember your conditions. dear. 978 00:42:32,230 --> 00:42:33,527 But I couIdn't resist imported Iiquor. 979 00:42:33,598 --> 00:42:35,759 I had IittIe two pegs. I sureIy did drink them. 980 00:42:36,234 --> 00:42:37,166 I don't Iie. 981 00:42:37,368 --> 00:42:38,460 But I am not drunk. 982 00:42:38,603 --> 00:42:40,468 I feeI Iike throwing you out. 983 00:42:40,638 --> 00:42:41,866 Throw you out. 984 00:42:43,574 --> 00:42:44,939 But you won't. 985 00:42:45,309 --> 00:42:48,369 ...because. after aII. a PunJabi comes to aid of PunJabi abroad. 986 00:42:48,479 --> 00:42:50,606 Get this straight. Don't create any drama. okay? 987 00:42:50,882 --> 00:42:52,907 Otherwise... otherwise. I wiII caII the poIice. 988 00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:54,742 No. don't caII the cops. 989 00:42:55,786 --> 00:42:58,186 Last time I was with them. I had a tough time. 990 00:42:58,656 --> 00:43:00,419 Even than I was not at fauIt. 991 00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:02,149 Sit. I wiII expIain it to you. 992 00:43:02,226 --> 00:43:03,591 I don't want to hear any story of yours. 993 00:43:03,761 --> 00:43:05,319 QuietIy go to your room and sIeep. 994 00:43:05,463 --> 00:43:06,487 How can I Ieave Iike that? 995 00:43:06,631 --> 00:43:08,223 It's a must to cIear the matter. 996 00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:09,691 The thing is... 997 00:43:11,168 --> 00:43:12,795 I wanted to reIieve myseIf... Sorry. 998 00:43:13,704 --> 00:43:14,466 Sorry. 999 00:43:14,538 --> 00:43:15,505 Sorry. 1000 00:43:15,773 --> 00:43:17,240 I shouId have said that softIy. 1001 00:43:21,545 --> 00:43:23,570 But I damn feIIow did not know... 1002 00:43:23,714 --> 00:43:26,148 That standing next to a waII to reIieve myseIf. 1003 00:43:26,284 --> 00:43:28,718 They have poIice stations at such odd pIaces. 1004 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,787 You know how our cops are. 1005 00:43:31,222 --> 00:43:34,419 They had my front and back covered. 1006 00:43:35,459 --> 00:43:38,690 I was neither drunk that day. nor am I drunk today. 1007 00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:41,398 I have no time time to Iisten to your nonsense. 1008 00:43:41,565 --> 00:43:43,465 Why? - I am going to my room to study. 1009 00:43:43,768 --> 00:43:45,235 Don't you dare disturb me! 1010 00:43:45,303 --> 00:43:46,793 I am going to study. - Idiot! 1011 00:43:48,472 --> 00:43:49,404 Idiot. 1012 00:43:53,744 --> 00:43:58,511 PooJa. how are you ? What were you doing? 1013 00:43:58,582 --> 00:44:02,882 PooJa. how are you ? What were you doing? 1014 00:44:03,321 --> 00:44:07,155 Don't disturb me. I was studying. 1015 00:44:07,725 --> 00:44:11,889 How are you. PooJa? 1016 00:44:22,773 --> 00:44:27,608 I don't have big cars. Just a vehicIe to get by.'' 1017 00:44:27,778 --> 00:44:30,246 I don't have... 1018 00:44:30,381 --> 00:44:34,647 I don't have big cars. Just a vehicIe to get by.'' 1019 00:44:35,353 --> 00:44:37,446 The Ianes of my viIIage are narrow. 1020 00:44:37,555 --> 00:44:39,523 They are fuII of pothoIes.'' 1021 00:44:39,924 --> 00:44:44,122 Though the Ianes are narrow but my heart is big. 1022 00:44:44,195 --> 00:44:46,186 PooJa. how are you ? 1023 00:44:46,263 --> 00:44:48,788 How are you? - What were you doing? 1024 00:44:48,866 --> 00:44:50,891 Don't disturb me. 1025 00:44:51,135 --> 00:44:53,399 I am studying. 1026 00:44:53,471 --> 00:44:56,599 PooJa. how are you? 1027 00:45:10,688 --> 00:45:15,682 Neither can I write in Hindi nor can I handIe EngIish. 1028 00:45:15,793 --> 00:45:17,385 Neither can I write... 1029 00:45:18,262 --> 00:45:22,596 Neither can I write in Hindi nor can I handIe EngIish. 1030 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:27,293 Nor did I ever get admitted to the EngIish session. 1031 00:45:27,738 --> 00:45:32,107 But I gave my Iife to the one who spoke to me affectionateIy. 1032 00:45:32,176 --> 00:45:36,613 PooJa. how are you? What were you doing? 1033 00:45:36,847 --> 00:45:41,147 Don't disturb me. I was studying. 1034 00:45:41,385 --> 00:45:44,877 PooJa. how are you? 1035 00:45:48,259 --> 00:45:51,524 You wiII find the best authentic PunJabi food here. 1036 00:45:51,595 --> 00:45:53,756 Great. I am bored of having pizzas and sandwiches. 1037 00:45:54,565 --> 00:45:55,497 I know. 1038 00:45:57,435 --> 00:46:01,667 The Jat makes dough in a big vesseI.'' 1039 00:46:01,872 --> 00:46:04,136 Before you... - Fateh. 1040 00:46:04,241 --> 00:46:05,674 Yes. - Two customers are here. 1041 00:46:05,743 --> 00:46:07,734 QuickIy prepare this. I wiII serve. 1042 00:46:07,812 --> 00:46:08,836 GirIs or boys? 1043 00:46:09,447 --> 00:46:10,414 GirIs. 1044 00:46:10,748 --> 00:46:12,340 Oh. wow! GirIs! 1045 00:46:12,883 --> 00:46:14,748 Did you hear that. my boys? 1046 00:46:15,219 --> 00:46:16,811 Did you hear that. girIs are here. 1047 00:46:17,188 --> 00:46:19,315 Today. Fateh Singh wiII prepare such tasty food... 1048 00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:21,453 ...that she wiII agree to marry you right away. 1049 00:46:21,525 --> 00:46:23,857 Wow. The food was very tasty. I thoroughIy enJoyed it. 1050 00:46:24,462 --> 00:46:25,486 I'm teIIing you. 1051 00:46:25,729 --> 00:46:28,289 Whoever gets married to this cook. wiII be happy. 1052 00:46:28,532 --> 00:46:29,624 Yes. you are right. 1053 00:46:30,101 --> 00:46:32,501 Twenty for the food and ten for the tip. 1054 00:46:32,870 --> 00:46:33,837 That's settIed. 1055 00:46:34,538 --> 00:46:35,800 WeII. come on. Iet's go. 1056 00:46:37,141 --> 00:46:38,267 Don't you think you're tipping a bit more? 1057 00:46:38,342 --> 00:46:40,173 No. I didn't have change. 1058 00:46:40,511 --> 00:46:42,240 However. the food was tasty. right? - Yeah. 1059 00:46:42,379 --> 00:46:43,539 But not that tasty too. 1060 00:46:43,714 --> 00:46:45,773 I have change. Here take it. - Keep with you. 1061 00:46:45,883 --> 00:46:47,407 Keep to yourseIf. - You? 1062 00:46:47,785 --> 00:46:48,752 What are you doing here. you animaI? 1063 00:46:48,819 --> 00:46:50,480 Tying to save my share. miss monkey. 1064 00:46:53,624 --> 00:46:54,556 Who is he? 1065 00:46:54,658 --> 00:46:55,590 My roommate. 1066 00:46:56,293 --> 00:46:58,227 Doesn't he work in the stock exchange? 1067 00:46:58,462 --> 00:47:00,396 Today I Iearnt the truth about you. 1068 00:47:00,698 --> 00:47:01,756 Liar number one! 1069 00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:05,227 Work in a restaurant and taIks about stock exchange. 1070 00:47:05,436 --> 00:47:06,266 Very good. 1071 00:47:06,337 --> 00:47:08,532 What's a big deaI? Can't a person Iie by mistake? 1072 00:47:08,739 --> 00:47:10,434 As if you are honesty incarnate. right? 1073 00:47:10,641 --> 00:47:12,472 You were taking my money. You femaIe thief! 1074 00:47:12,676 --> 00:47:13,574 What? 1075 00:47:13,811 --> 00:47:15,301 What did you say? You caIIed me a thief? 1076 00:47:15,379 --> 00:47:16,539 Not a thief. A femaIe thief. 1077 00:47:16,614 --> 00:47:18,206 Just because you're angry you can't change your gender. 1078 00:47:18,282 --> 00:47:21,308 Oh. my God. I...I cannot stay with you. 1079 00:47:21,418 --> 00:47:23,511 Then go. It's not Iike I want you to make sweets for me. 1080 00:47:24,255 --> 00:47:26,689 I wiII stay here. You go away. I'II stay put here. 1081 00:47:26,891 --> 00:47:28,586 Who do you think you are? - Smartass. 1082 00:47:30,161 --> 00:47:30,889 Get Iost. 1083 00:47:31,328 --> 00:47:32,488 Monkey. - I'II sIap... 1084 00:47:32,563 --> 00:47:33,461 Excuse me. 1085 00:47:34,732 --> 00:47:36,893 ActuaIIy I feeI both of you wiII have to Ieave. 1086 00:47:38,102 --> 00:47:40,866 Look. both of you gave me a week's rent each. 1087 00:47:41,305 --> 00:47:43,170 And now the third week is starting. 1088 00:47:44,175 --> 00:47:46,473 Aunt...aunt. I promise I wiII give you the rent in six days. 1089 00:47:46,911 --> 00:47:48,173 ActuaIIy. seven days. 1090 00:47:48,345 --> 00:47:50,245 My request is the same. Ma'am. in PunJabi. 1091 00:47:50,481 --> 00:47:51,413 Look. 1092 00:47:51,782 --> 00:47:53,374 Being PunJabi myseIf... 1093 00:47:54,385 --> 00:47:55,613 ...I Iike you guys. but... - I... 1094 00:47:55,686 --> 00:47:58,450 I Iike you guys but I too have my own compuIsions. 1095 00:47:59,356 --> 00:48:01,756 PIease give me the rent by the end of this week. 1096 00:48:02,726 --> 00:48:04,751 Otherwise you wiII have to Ieave the house. Okay? 1097 00:48:05,062 --> 00:48:06,359 Kathy! Hi! 1098 00:48:07,131 --> 00:48:08,758 Hi. my dear. How are you? 1099 00:48:11,235 --> 00:48:13,567 By the way... meet my new tenants. 1100 00:48:13,871 --> 00:48:15,566 Hi. - This is PooJa. 1101 00:48:15,873 --> 00:48:18,273 And... this is Fateh. 1102 00:48:18,475 --> 00:48:19,373 HeIIo. 1103 00:48:19,443 --> 00:48:20,603 My God. you are a Sikh. 1104 00:48:21,111 --> 00:48:23,079 Is that so? I wasn't aware. 1105 00:48:23,347 --> 00:48:25,076 I am sorry. I Just reaIIy Iike PunJabis. 1106 00:48:25,416 --> 00:48:26,246 Like? 1107 00:48:26,317 --> 00:48:27,545 Like means she Iikes me. 1108 00:48:27,785 --> 00:48:29,685 PunJabis too Iike fair skinned women a Iot. 1109 00:48:30,321 --> 00:48:32,881 I have actuaIIy done some research on PunJabi cuIture. 1110 00:48:33,157 --> 00:48:35,125 I think that you are great peopIe. 1111 00:48:35,259 --> 00:48:36,351 Now it's bit too much. 1112 00:48:36,427 --> 00:48:38,327 Even my teacher didn't know so much EngIish. 1113 00:48:39,196 --> 00:48:41,687 She is saying that she researched PunJabi cuIture. 1114 00:48:42,132 --> 00:48:44,566 And she thinks that PunJabis are great. 1115 00:48:44,868 --> 00:48:46,426 PunJabis Iove it. 1116 00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:48,561 Yes. BaIIe. baIIe. - BaIIe. baIIe. 1117 00:48:48,706 --> 00:48:50,333 BaIIe. baIIe. - BaIIe. baIIe. 1118 00:48:50,841 --> 00:48:52,172 Four gIasses and growI. 1119 00:48:52,476 --> 00:48:54,239 She knows everything about PunJabis. 1120 00:48:55,145 --> 00:48:57,443 But I have six gIasses before I growI. 1121 00:48:57,615 --> 00:48:59,139 I am Jennifer. by the way. 1122 00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:00,214 I am Fateh. 1123 00:49:01,085 --> 00:49:02,552 Pa... pateh. - Fateh. 1124 00:49:03,754 --> 00:49:05,722 Fa... Fa... - No. Fateh. 1125 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:07,814 Fa... 1126 00:49:08,058 --> 00:49:09,685 A dot after FA... 1127 00:49:09,827 --> 00:49:11,692 ...and then TE and say Ha. 1128 00:49:11,862 --> 00:49:12,794 Fateh. 1129 00:49:12,863 --> 00:49:13,625 Fateh. 1130 00:49:13,697 --> 00:49:15,392 Did you see. the girI Iearnt PunJabi. 1131 00:49:17,601 --> 00:49:19,262 Okay. Okay. - Fateh. 1132 00:49:19,336 --> 00:49:20,598 Enough of introductions. 1133 00:49:21,305 --> 00:49:23,136 Let's go. Jenny. And Iet's eat. 1134 00:49:23,774 --> 00:49:27,107 And by the way. both or you pIease... 1135 00:49:27,478 --> 00:49:29,446 Pay your rent by this week. 1136 00:49:29,613 --> 00:49:30,341 Okay? 1137 00:49:30,414 --> 00:49:31,745 Yes. - Okay? Let' go. - Bye. 1138 00:49:43,394 --> 00:49:44,326 Jenny. 1139 00:49:52,903 --> 00:49:53,699 Jenny. 1140 00:49:53,771 --> 00:49:54,863 Want some coffee? 1141 00:49:58,242 --> 00:49:59,470 I am asking you. 1142 00:50:00,811 --> 00:50:02,904 So. did you find a resident girI? 1143 00:50:04,882 --> 00:50:06,315 I am facing bad Iuck. 1144 00:50:07,751 --> 00:50:09,241 But I haven't Iost hope. dear. 1145 00:50:09,753 --> 00:50:11,584 I have given my photo in a marriage bureau. 1146 00:50:11,822 --> 00:50:13,619 Let's see which girI gets Iucky. 1147 00:50:15,392 --> 00:50:16,916 I know a resident girI. 1148 00:50:19,396 --> 00:50:20,761 What did you say? A resident girI? 1149 00:50:21,131 --> 00:50:21,893 Yeah. 1150 00:50:22,132 --> 00:50:22,860 Who? 1151 00:50:23,634 --> 00:50:24,623 Jenny. 1152 00:50:26,303 --> 00:50:27,327 ReaIIy? - Yeah. 1153 00:50:28,605 --> 00:50:29,697 Even then. man... 1154 00:50:30,407 --> 00:50:32,568 I'm not even good in PunJabi... 1155 00:50:32,943 --> 00:50:34,706 ...whereas she is an expert in EngIish. 1156 00:50:35,446 --> 00:50:36,845 We won't be compatibIe. - Oh. oh! 1157 00:50:36,914 --> 00:50:38,609 It's okay if you don't know EngIish. 1158 00:50:38,682 --> 00:50:40,274 But you have other quaIities. 1159 00:50:40,684 --> 00:50:41,673 QuaIities? 1160 00:50:42,386 --> 00:50:43,375 In me? - Yeah. 1161 00:50:44,154 --> 00:50:44,916 Like? 1162 00:50:45,823 --> 00:50:46,755 Like... 1163 00:50:47,825 --> 00:50:48,951 You are a JoIIy person. 1164 00:50:49,326 --> 00:50:50,884 Keep peopIe entertained with your taIks. 1165 00:50:50,961 --> 00:50:52,861 Yeah. that's true. I aIways stay happy. 1166 00:50:53,564 --> 00:50:56,260 And you're good at heart. You say whatever in your heart. 1167 00:50:56,834 --> 00:50:57,801 Yes. that's aIso true. 1168 00:50:57,868 --> 00:50:59,529 I've aIways kept two things cIean. 1169 00:50:59,737 --> 00:51:01,466 My heart and my EngIish book. 1170 00:51:01,772 --> 00:51:03,569 There are mote other good things as weII. 1171 00:51:04,341 --> 00:51:05,501 Forget about my nature. 1172 00:51:06,543 --> 00:51:07,737 TaIk about my Iooks. 1173 00:51:09,213 --> 00:51:10,703 What's your opinion about my Iooks? 1174 00:51:12,783 --> 00:51:14,250 Not... not bad. 1175 00:51:14,451 --> 00:51:15,383 Not bad? 1176 00:51:15,619 --> 00:51:17,314 Are you encouraging or discouraging me? 1177 00:51:17,755 --> 00:51:18,847 TeII me properIy. 1178 00:51:19,256 --> 00:51:20,120 Handsome. 1179 00:51:20,190 --> 00:51:21,782 No. StiII better. 1180 00:51:22,659 --> 00:51:24,126 I toId you in better manner. 1181 00:51:24,762 --> 00:51:25,786 You Iook good. 1182 00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:27,925 WeII. I don't have any misunderstandings about me. 1183 00:51:28,499 --> 00:51:30,433 But if you say so. I wiII accept it. 1184 00:51:31,602 --> 00:51:32,830 And... 1185 00:51:33,337 --> 00:51:35,635 What do you think about my turban? 1186 00:51:36,673 --> 00:51:37,469 Great. 1187 00:51:37,541 --> 00:51:38,803 And my brain? 1188 00:51:39,143 --> 00:51:40,235 You are very brainy. 1189 00:51:40,577 --> 00:51:42,238 Then why are you fooIing me? 1190 00:51:42,413 --> 00:51:43,345 What do you mean? 1191 00:51:43,614 --> 00:51:44,945 I mean I am being puffed up... 1192 00:51:45,182 --> 00:51:47,241 ...but it's not Iike I don't reaIize when someone is fIattering me. 1193 00:51:47,451 --> 00:51:48,509 That's not possibIe. 1194 00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:49,879 TeII me what the reason behind this. 1195 00:51:49,953 --> 00:51:50,851 There isn't any reason. 1196 00:51:51,188 --> 00:51:53,281 I am heIping you because we are friends. 1197 00:51:53,490 --> 00:51:54,479 Friends? 1198 00:51:54,858 --> 00:51:55,825 Me and you? 1199 00:51:56,326 --> 00:51:57,793 When did the worId change so much? 1200 00:51:57,895 --> 00:51:59,954 Hey. you don't need to be so surprised. okay? 1201 00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:01,697 It's you who aIways say that in a foreign country... 1202 00:52:01,765 --> 00:52:03,255 ...a PunJabi comes to the aid of another PunJabi? 1203 00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:04,425 Yes. that is right... 1204 00:52:04,501 --> 00:52:06,662 ...but how are you going to benefit from it? TeII me that. 1205 00:52:07,538 --> 00:52:08,869 How wiII I benefit from it? 1206 00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,833 What I am Just doing is so that... 1207 00:52:12,476 --> 00:52:13,408 I mean... 1208 00:52:13,544 --> 00:52:15,512 If you and Jenny get cIose then... 1209 00:52:15,813 --> 00:52:17,440 ...I wiII get a few weeks... 1210 00:52:17,815 --> 00:52:19,544 ...to arrange for the rent. 1211 00:52:19,917 --> 00:52:20,849 Oh! 1212 00:52:21,218 --> 00:52:23,243 That's why you are being so nice to me. 1213 00:52:24,321 --> 00:52:25,652 'Arrange for the rent.' 1214 00:52:26,156 --> 00:52:28,784 If both of us are benefiting. then what's the harm in it? 1215 00:52:29,693 --> 00:52:30,751 Yeah. that's true. 1216 00:52:30,928 --> 00:52:31,826 Yes? - Yes. 1217 00:52:32,396 --> 00:52:33,328 So then... 1218 00:52:34,498 --> 00:52:35,396 Friends? 1219 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,832 Friends. 1220 00:52:38,836 --> 00:52:39,768 Good. 1221 00:52:41,271 --> 00:52:42,329 So. my friend... 1222 00:52:42,606 --> 00:52:45,131 No need to get so frank. We're friends. not a coupIe. 1223 00:52:45,242 --> 00:52:46,140 Oh. sorry. 1224 00:52:46,677 --> 00:52:48,372 I mean I actuaIIy wanted to know... 1225 00:52:48,445 --> 00:52:51,937 ...that I and Jenny... how wiII the two of us get cIoser? 1226 00:52:52,616 --> 00:52:53,844 You Ieave that to me. 1227 00:52:54,218 --> 00:52:55,879 From tomorrow you do as I say. okay? 1228 00:52:55,953 --> 00:52:56,851 Okay. 1229 00:52:57,221 --> 00:52:58,245 So shouId I make preparations? 1230 00:52:58,322 --> 00:52:59,254 Go ahead. -Yes? 1231 00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:00,757 Jenny and me. 1232 00:53:01,658 --> 00:53:02,556 Good. 1233 00:53:07,664 --> 00:53:09,097 AII right friend. - Yeah? 1234 00:53:09,466 --> 00:53:12,663 What you were saying about my Iooks. was that true? 1235 00:53:13,136 --> 00:53:14,330 Yes. - You were teIIing the truth? 1236 00:53:14,404 --> 00:53:15,336 Yes. I was teIIing the truth. 1237 00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:17,638 Then it's aII right. 1238 00:53:18,475 --> 00:53:19,407 Show off. 1239 00:53:21,812 --> 00:53:22,710 Liar. 1240 00:53:29,386 --> 00:53:30,910 Good morning. Jenny. - Good morning. 1241 00:53:31,154 --> 00:53:32,519 So you exercise? - Yeah. 1242 00:53:33,123 --> 00:53:34,385 So. you exercise every day? 1243 00:53:34,491 --> 00:53:35,549 Oh. yeah... 1244 00:53:36,693 --> 00:53:38,854 I spoke in EngIish. Wonder what wiII happen by tomorrow? 1245 00:53:39,296 --> 00:53:41,161 So. you want to go for a Jog? - 'Jaag'? 1246 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,391 Mother curdIes the miIk into curd at night. 1247 00:53:46,203 --> 00:53:46,931 What? 1248 00:53:47,170 --> 00:53:48,296 A moment. I wiII expIain. 1249 00:53:48,672 --> 00:53:50,640 She is asking whether you wouId Iike to go for a run with her. 1250 00:53:52,409 --> 00:53:53,341 A run? - Yes. 1251 00:53:53,477 --> 00:53:54,842 As of now I have been running after girIs. 1252 00:53:54,912 --> 00:53:55,810 Now I am getting a chance to run with her. 1253 00:53:55,913 --> 00:53:57,278 That too with a white Canadian girI! 1254 00:53:57,514 --> 00:53:58,811 Yes! Yeah. Yeah. 1255 00:53:58,949 --> 00:53:59,916 Hey. Iet's go then. 1256 00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:01,884 You. too. come aIong. eIse she'II irritate me in EngIish. 1257 00:54:02,119 --> 00:54:02,744 Let's go. 1258 00:54:08,759 --> 00:54:09,657 Jog. Jog! 1259 00:54:10,894 --> 00:54:12,191 You guys carry on. 1260 00:54:12,596 --> 00:54:14,188 I am taking a break. Bye! 1261 00:54:15,265 --> 00:54:16,163 She is crazy. 1262 00:54:19,169 --> 00:54:21,137 I think things wiII work out. She is very happy. 1263 00:54:21,271 --> 00:54:22,568 Yes. she is very happy. 1264 00:54:23,106 --> 00:54:24,232 So shouId I taIk to her about marriage? 1265 00:54:24,308 --> 00:54:25,673 I've heard these girIs are fast in such matters. 1266 00:54:25,842 --> 00:54:27,366 They are Iike that here. 1267 00:54:27,477 --> 00:54:29,274 What do you think girIs are? 1268 00:54:29,346 --> 00:54:31,280 First Iearn to taIk to her in EngIish. 1269 00:54:31,348 --> 00:54:32,406 Don't worry about EngIish. 1270 00:54:32,516 --> 00:54:35,212 I wiII Iearn EngIish at Jet speed. 1271 00:54:36,253 --> 00:54:37,550 You want to go for a Jog? 1272 00:54:38,388 --> 00:54:39,878 WiII you come with me for a run? 1273 00:54:40,657 --> 00:54:41,783 Jog means run. 1274 00:54:42,593 --> 00:54:43,582 Remember. buddy. 1275 00:54:43,827 --> 00:54:45,226 You too don't forget it. 1276 00:54:45,495 --> 00:54:46,393 Jog. 1277 00:54:47,297 --> 00:54:48,696 WiII you run with me? 1278 00:54:49,199 --> 00:54:49,824 Yes. 1279 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,924 Oh. my Jenny. 1280 00:54:54,338 --> 00:54:56,499 Good morning. Jenny. Good morning. Fateh. 1281 00:54:56,573 --> 00:54:57,767 Let's go for a Jog. 1282 00:54:58,241 --> 00:55:00,141 ActuaIIy. I am not in a mood for a Jog. 1283 00:55:00,177 --> 00:55:01,269 Let's go for a waIk. 1284 00:55:02,179 --> 00:55:03,077 WaIk? 1285 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,671 Now I'II have to taIk another Iesson for a waIk. 1286 00:55:06,116 --> 00:55:06,844 What? 1287 00:55:07,184 --> 00:55:08,481 Let's go for a waIk. 1288 00:55:08,785 --> 00:55:10,184 Let's go for a waIk. 1289 00:55:10,454 --> 00:55:11,682 WaIk. - WaIk. 1290 00:55:13,156 --> 00:55:14,555 Come on. Iet's go for a stroII. 1291 00:55:14,791 --> 00:55:15,883 Come on. Iet's go for a stroII. 1292 00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:17,491 Very good. Repeat it. 1293 00:55:18,328 --> 00:55:19,454 Let's go for a waIk. 1294 00:55:19,896 --> 00:55:21,158 Come on. Iet's go for a stroII. 1295 00:55:21,231 --> 00:55:22,596 Disgusting. What are you doing? 1296 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:24,732 God didn't give you fingers to do that. 1297 00:55:24,801 --> 00:55:26,735 Is that so? If he didn't then teII me... 1298 00:55:26,903 --> 00:55:28,632 ...why aren't aII fingers of the same size? 1299 00:55:28,705 --> 00:55:30,866 Oh. God. men are animaIs. 1300 00:55:31,174 --> 00:55:32,368 I am better off as an animaI. 1301 00:55:32,442 --> 00:55:33,409 TeII me something. 1302 00:55:33,610 --> 00:55:35,635 Why do woman aIways want to change a man? 1303 00:55:35,746 --> 00:55:36,804 Don't they've anything eIse to do? 1304 00:55:37,214 --> 00:55:38,146 Monkey. 1305 00:55:39,716 --> 00:55:40,648 Disgusting. 1306 00:55:42,219 --> 00:55:43,550 Let's go for a waIk. 1307 00:55:44,121 --> 00:55:45,520 Come on. Iet's go for a stroII. 1308 00:55:49,793 --> 00:55:51,522 Good morning. Jenny. - Good morning. 1309 00:55:51,928 --> 00:55:53,259 Let's go for a baIk. 1310 00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:56,158 ActuaIIy. I think we shouId Just sit and enJoy the morning. 1311 00:55:56,633 --> 00:55:57,531 Come. 1312 00:55:59,870 --> 00:56:00,700 Strange. 1313 00:56:01,338 --> 00:56:03,863 She is unpredictabIe. She never sticks to one thing. 1314 00:56:04,675 --> 00:56:06,768 Hey you. PooJa. Come now. 1315 00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:08,572 I cannot handIe this. 1316 00:56:18,221 --> 00:56:19,483 She isn't taIking. 1317 00:56:23,293 --> 00:56:24,385 HeIIo. - Yes? 1318 00:56:24,461 --> 00:56:26,292 She is sitting quiet. She isn't saying anything. 1319 00:56:26,430 --> 00:56:27,795 She shouId taIk to me. 1320 00:56:28,265 --> 00:56:30,495 Say something that wiII make her happy. 1321 00:56:30,667 --> 00:56:32,191 She is mu first Canadian girI. 1322 00:56:32,302 --> 00:56:33,735 What couId be more happier than this. 1323 00:56:33,804 --> 00:56:36,329 Say something in her praise so that I may teII her in EngIish. 1324 00:56:36,907 --> 00:56:37,805 Okay. 1325 00:56:39,376 --> 00:56:41,173 Jenny. - Yes. Fateh. 1326 00:56:42,646 --> 00:56:44,170 I Iike you so much... 1327 00:56:44,381 --> 00:56:47,350 ...that I feeI Iike circIing around your house day and night. 1328 00:56:48,218 --> 00:56:49,116 What? 1329 00:56:50,187 --> 00:56:51,745 Are you praising the girI or the MaII road? 1330 00:56:51,922 --> 00:56:53,913 And why wiII you circIe her house? 1331 00:56:54,257 --> 00:56:55,724 Think of something eIse. - Okay. 1332 00:56:59,863 --> 00:57:02,593 Jenny. I Iike you so much... 1333 00:57:03,066 --> 00:57:05,364 ...I feeI Iike make you sit piIIion on my BuIIet bike... 1334 00:57:05,469 --> 00:57:07,096 ...and keep hitting on the brake. 1335 00:57:08,071 --> 00:57:09,368 What is he saying. PooJa? 1336 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,272 One second. 1337 00:57:13,210 --> 00:57:15,701 Rustic. AnimaI. When wiII you improve? 1338 00:57:16,146 --> 00:57:17,807 She wiII sIap you if she hears that. 1339 00:57:18,081 --> 00:57:19,446 I onIy said... - You're stupid. 1340 00:57:20,217 --> 00:57:22,310 WeII... He's... 1341 00:57:23,386 --> 00:57:24,444 He's saying that... 1342 00:57:24,688 --> 00:57:25,780 ...your voice is so sweet. 1343 00:57:26,156 --> 00:57:27,714 Oh. come on. - And so are you. 1344 00:57:28,558 --> 00:57:30,219 No. Fateh. you are the sweet one. 1345 00:57:30,293 --> 00:57:31,225 Oh. God. 1346 00:57:31,661 --> 00:57:34,323 Ask her not to caII my name or eIse I wiII kidnap her. 1347 00:57:35,732 --> 00:57:38,462 You are Just so darIing. He's gonna suit you. 1348 00:57:38,735 --> 00:57:39,633 DarIing! 1349 00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:41,530 What did you teII her? 1350 00:57:41,738 --> 00:57:43,137 That she's caIIing me. 'DarIing. darIing'? 1351 00:57:43,206 --> 00:57:44,605 I said that Fateh said... 1352 00:57:44,775 --> 00:57:47,437 ...that your voice is sweet Iike honey. And so are you. 1353 00:57:47,677 --> 00:57:49,838 And she Iiked that more than the BuIIet bike thing? 1354 00:57:50,747 --> 00:57:53,113 Go ahead. - She caIIed me darIing. 1355 00:57:53,483 --> 00:57:55,576 Go. - Thank you so much. - Yeah. WeIcome. WeIcome. 1356 00:57:55,719 --> 00:57:56,617 Jenny. 1357 00:57:58,388 --> 00:58:00,219 I wonder where he is since the Iast three days. 1358 00:58:00,824 --> 00:58:03,054 Neither is he coming nor is he answering his phone. 1359 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:04,452 Monkey. 1360 00:58:04,528 --> 00:58:06,428 PeopIe don't keep servants so that... 1361 00:58:06,630 --> 00:58:08,359 ...one has to do aII work herseIf. 1362 00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:14,127 So you are back? 1363 00:58:14,304 --> 00:58:15,771 Insect. Where have you been. Fateh? 1364 00:58:16,072 --> 00:58:18,768 Not Fateh. caII me Mr. Fateh Singh permanent resident of Canada. 1365 00:58:18,842 --> 00:58:20,309 And show me some respect. 1366 00:58:20,377 --> 00:58:21,776 And respectfuIIy pay me my dues... 1367 00:58:21,845 --> 00:58:24,245 ...because I am Ieaving your damn restaurant. 1368 00:58:25,081 --> 00:58:26,275 Where did you get a Job? 1369 00:58:26,683 --> 00:58:29,618 A petroI pump or a bodyguard to a white Canadian? 1370 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:31,580 SmaII peopIe. smaII thinking. 1371 00:58:31,655 --> 00:58:33,680 That's why you end up working in a restaurant. 1372 00:58:34,524 --> 00:58:36,458 A gem Iike me isn't meant to work in a restaurant. 1373 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,790 I am born to fIy high. You know. high IeveI. 1374 00:58:38,862 --> 00:58:41,160 You know I stiII haven't spread my wings. 1375 00:58:42,365 --> 00:58:44,731 What have you done? - Sorry. Sorry. It broke. 1376 00:58:44,901 --> 00:58:47,631 How much must it be worth? an ordinary gIass. I am rich. 1377 00:58:48,305 --> 00:58:49,237 What price? 1378 00:58:49,606 --> 00:58:51,733 Ten doIIars. - That's aII? 1379 00:58:52,108 --> 00:58:53,700 OnIy $ 10? Okay. 1380 00:58:54,811 --> 00:58:55,835 Twenty doIIars. 1381 00:58:56,713 --> 00:58:57,702 Thirty doIIars. 1382 00:58:58,815 --> 00:58:59,804 Forty doIIars. 1383 00:59:00,150 --> 00:59:01,139 What are you doing? 1384 00:59:01,218 --> 00:59:03,049 Who wiII pay for you. you animaI? 1385 00:59:03,119 --> 00:59:05,610 Not an animaI. Mr. Fateh Singh. permanent resident of Canada. 1386 00:59:05,789 --> 00:59:07,313 Put the biII of these gIasses in my account. 1387 00:59:07,390 --> 00:59:09,858 Because few hundred doIIars don't matter to peopIe Iike me. 1388 00:59:10,193 --> 00:59:11,353 And anyways. very soon... 1389 00:59:11,494 --> 00:59:13,462 ...I'm gonna buy Frencheeas. of 20-25 such restaurants. 1390 00:59:13,797 --> 00:59:15,162 Frencheea? 1391 00:59:15,498 --> 00:59:16,726 It's 'Franchise'. 1392 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,563 Whatever it is. I am buying it. Isn't it? 1393 00:59:19,169 --> 00:59:20,500 Hey. have you hit a Jackpot? 1394 00:59:20,570 --> 00:59:22,800 Not hey. Mr. Fateh Singh. permanent resident of Canada. 1395 00:59:23,506 --> 00:59:24,495 Permanent. Okay? 1396 00:59:25,175 --> 00:59:26,642 I am marrying a white girI that too in Canada. 1397 00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:28,837 No one in your generation must never have married a Canadian. 1398 00:59:29,813 --> 00:59:31,644 I'II order food for 100-150 peopIe. 1399 00:59:32,148 --> 00:59:34,673 As is. I feed beggar. You may aIso Join. 1400 00:59:34,885 --> 00:59:36,546 So. think about that... 1401 00:59:36,753 --> 00:59:38,277 ...and caII at my number. 1402 00:59:38,555 --> 00:59:39,487 Okay. 1403 00:59:44,661 --> 00:59:47,095 Oh. one more broke. 1404 00:59:47,163 --> 00:59:48,892 Not a probIem. It'II aIso be paid for. Ask who? 1405 00:59:49,132 --> 00:59:51,191 Mr. Fateh Singh. permanent resident of Canada. 1406 00:59:52,736 --> 00:59:53,703 Bye. Bye. 1407 00:59:55,438 --> 00:59:58,430 Don't even mention Iove mistakenIy 1408 00:59:58,608 --> 01:00:00,803 Where have you been. bro? - Love is a Iie... 1409 01:00:00,877 --> 01:00:03,277 I am dying to have a drink with my buddy. 1410 01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:06,281 Mr. Fateh Singh doesn't drink with ordinary guys. 1411 01:00:06,483 --> 01:00:07,643 Have you become a DC? 1412 01:00:07,717 --> 01:00:09,776 Stupid. DC doesn't become a permanent resident of Canada. 1413 01:00:09,853 --> 01:00:11,878 I'm gonna be permanent resident. By getting married to a Canadian. 1414 01:00:12,122 --> 01:00:13,885 What are you saying? - Hear that. Don't you know? 1415 01:00:14,124 --> 01:00:15,614 By the way. I am shopping these days. 1416 01:00:15,692 --> 01:00:17,785 But if I have the time I'II invite you for the wedding. 1417 01:00:18,194 --> 01:00:20,754 Does she have a younger sister. for me? 1418 01:00:20,897 --> 01:00:22,262 Have you seen your face? 1419 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,191 How can you be Mr. Fateh Singh. the permanent resident of Canada's... 1420 01:00:25,268 --> 01:00:26,860 ...and brother-in-Iaw to me? With that face of yours. 1421 01:00:27,137 --> 01:00:28,536 My boy. it is not so easy to woe a Canadian. 1422 01:00:28,605 --> 01:00:29,537 You have to work hard. 1423 01:00:29,606 --> 01:00:31,506 First get rid of your potbeIIy. Come on. get back to work. 1424 01:00:32,876 --> 01:00:33,808 Get Iost! 1425 01:00:35,578 --> 01:00:36,840 I wonder where he is. 1426 01:00:38,915 --> 01:00:41,475 Oh my. you are cutting tomatoes. 1427 01:00:41,751 --> 01:00:43,184 There are eggs as weII. 1428 01:00:43,386 --> 01:00:44,512 Where were you? - Why? 1429 01:00:44,754 --> 01:00:48,315 Because I toId Jenny that Fateh wiII cook PunJabi food for her today. 1430 01:00:48,558 --> 01:00:50,651 Not a probIem. you make it. With your hands. 1431 01:00:50,827 --> 01:00:52,226 And I wiII feed with my hands. 1432 01:00:52,395 --> 01:00:54,556 After aII. one PunJabi heIps another. right? 1433 01:00:54,664 --> 01:00:55,596 Very funny. 1434 01:00:56,232 --> 01:00:57,961 HoId these and get to work. 1435 01:00:58,335 --> 01:00:59,597 If you want the citizenship. 1436 01:01:02,405 --> 01:01:04,532 Yeah? Fine. No probIem. 1437 01:01:04,908 --> 01:01:06,535 I'II get the citizenship after aII. 1438 01:01:06,843 --> 01:01:07,901 She acts smart. 1439 01:01:08,878 --> 01:01:10,209 Oh. God. 1440 01:01:13,316 --> 01:01:14,214 HeIIo. 1441 01:01:14,784 --> 01:01:16,513 HeIIo. Hi. 1442 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:18,917 How come MTV is showing Indian channeI today? 1443 01:01:19,556 --> 01:01:21,922 What did you say? - You wiII kiII me. 1444 01:01:22,225 --> 01:01:23,658 Come in. We wiII taIk Iater. 1445 01:01:23,827 --> 01:01:26,523 Jenny. I think I wiII die of happiness today. 1446 01:01:27,397 --> 01:01:29,126 You are taIking in PunJabi... 1447 01:01:29,299 --> 01:01:30,857 ...and you are aIso wearing a PunJabi dress. 1448 01:01:31,167 --> 01:01:32,930 It's my dress and I taught her PunJabi. 1449 01:01:33,937 --> 01:01:36,235 I thought it is difficuIt to teach you EngIish. 1450 01:01:36,406 --> 01:01:37,703 So I rather teach her PunJabi. 1451 01:01:37,841 --> 01:01:38,830 You did the right thing. 1452 01:01:39,142 --> 01:01:41,235 Fateh. I have something I want to teII you in PunJabi. 1453 01:01:41,478 --> 01:01:42,502 About how I feeI. 1454 01:01:43,313 --> 01:01:45,440 She wants to express her feeIings in PunJabi. 1455 01:01:45,648 --> 01:01:46,615 Her feeIings? - Yes. 1456 01:01:46,683 --> 01:01:48,617 FeeIings aIways sound good in PunJabi. 1457 01:01:49,152 --> 01:01:50,744 Yes. - Fateh. - Yes. 1458 01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:51,912 My heart says... 1459 01:01:52,455 --> 01:01:53,547 What do you feeI. Jenny? 1460 01:01:53,656 --> 01:01:54,816 My heart says that... 1461 01:01:55,358 --> 01:01:57,189 Hurry up. I cannot controI myseIf any Ionger. 1462 01:01:57,327 --> 01:01:59,192 I feeI I shouId say damn you. you an animaI. 1463 01:02:00,163 --> 01:02:01,095 So very right. 1464 01:02:01,664 --> 01:02:02,688 Very good. Jenny. 1465 01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:05,795 You taught her that. right? - Yes. I did. 1466 01:02:06,636 --> 01:02:07,603 Sorry. friend. 1467 01:02:07,737 --> 01:02:10,262 I thought if she is going to be friendIy with a Jat boy... 1468 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:11,739 ...then she'd need to know abuses. 1469 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:12,773 Right? 1470 01:02:13,176 --> 01:02:14,700 Sorry. Don't be angry. 1471 01:02:15,378 --> 01:02:17,403 What I reaIIy wanted to say is that I Iike you. - Thank you. 1472 01:02:18,381 --> 01:02:20,372 Like? Means you Iikes me? 1473 01:02:21,184 --> 01:02:22,276 TeII me the truth. 1474 01:02:22,685 --> 01:02:24,277 And I think I am faIIing for you. 1475 01:02:24,721 --> 01:02:26,586 FaIIing? FaIIing means to faII. 1476 01:02:27,157 --> 01:02:28,624 I too am faIIing in Iove with you. Jenny. 1477 01:02:28,825 --> 01:02:31,487 And I feeI that I shouId keep faIIing. 1478 01:02:32,562 --> 01:02:35,292 Damn you. - Damn you. too. Jenny. 1479 01:02:40,503 --> 01:02:45,463 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1480 01:02:46,743 --> 01:02:51,612 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1481 01:02:53,383 --> 01:02:57,444 I'II take admission in your heart if I have your permission. 1482 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,454 I'II appIy kohI in your eyes. 1483 01:02:59,522 --> 01:03:03,583 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1484 01:03:05,295 --> 01:03:10,392 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1485 01:03:13,903 --> 01:03:18,602 Leaving the worId behind. Iet's go on a trip. 1486 01:03:20,376 --> 01:03:24,836 There's no restrictions here. girI. Iet's drink. 1487 01:03:26,316 --> 01:03:28,580 I'II get Iost in your tresses. 1488 01:03:28,651 --> 01:03:30,642 I'II get Iost in your thoughts. 1489 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,847 I'II spend aII my time with you. 1490 01:03:32,922 --> 01:03:37,757 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1491 01:03:38,728 --> 01:03:43,927 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1492 01:03:51,674 --> 01:03:56,202 How do I teII you how crazy I am about you? 1493 01:03:58,448 --> 01:04:02,384 You are Iike a Goddess. I worship you. 1494 01:04:03,887 --> 01:04:06,287 We wiII buiId our mansion cIose to the river. 1495 01:04:06,356 --> 01:04:08,347 We wiII decorate it with Iights. 1496 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:10,483 We wiII cover the path with fIowers. 1497 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:15,520 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1498 01:04:16,533 --> 01:04:22,233 GirI. pIease don't mind if I come in your dreams. 1499 01:04:30,213 --> 01:04:32,579 He is a nice boy. You must've seen that. 1500 01:04:32,849 --> 01:04:35,340 He is good at heart. - And he can aIso handIe cattIe. 1501 01:04:36,586 --> 01:04:38,816 He wiII keep Jenny happy. - You are right. 1502 01:04:39,355 --> 01:04:42,188 I too feeI that Fateh wiII be good for Jenny. 1503 01:04:43,159 --> 01:04:43,921 Damn you. 1504 01:04:44,527 --> 01:04:45,619 Damn you. too. 1505 01:04:48,198 --> 01:04:49,631 Both of them are crazy. 1506 01:04:50,567 --> 01:04:51,499 Perfect. 1507 01:04:51,701 --> 01:04:56,195 Look. the adJustments that wiII be needed to stay with Jenny... 1508 01:04:56,439 --> 01:04:58,202 ...I don't think a Canadian can do that. 1509 01:04:58,274 --> 01:05:01,175 But I am sure that Fateh can sureIy do it. 1510 01:05:01,344 --> 01:05:02,811 Yes. aII kind of adJustments. 1511 01:05:03,079 --> 01:05:05,377 I am ready to do as you say. 1512 01:05:05,481 --> 01:05:07,813 If you say that I shouId stay with you as your Iive-in son-in-Iaw... 1513 01:05:08,151 --> 01:05:10,119 ...then I am even ready to do that. 1514 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,287 Very good then. 1515 01:05:11,754 --> 01:05:13,517 Then we'II fix a date... 1516 01:05:13,590 --> 01:05:17,754 ...for their wedding before the 20th of the next month. 1517 01:05:18,328 --> 01:05:21,161 And after marriage you can go to Africa. 1518 01:05:21,231 --> 01:05:23,165 No. why do we need to go to America? 1519 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:24,561 We are fine in Canada. 1520 01:05:24,667 --> 01:05:26,828 Not America. son. Africa. 1521 01:05:32,141 --> 01:05:33,369 Afri... Africa? 1522 01:05:33,843 --> 01:05:34,775 Yes. 1523 01:05:35,345 --> 01:05:37,813 Jenny is going to Africa on the 20th of the next month. 1524 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,871 Hasn't she toId you? - Great. 1525 01:05:41,351 --> 01:05:42,375 Great. 1526 01:05:43,386 --> 01:05:43,909 But why? 1527 01:05:44,153 --> 01:05:47,122 She is passionate about serving the African peopIe. 1528 01:05:47,257 --> 01:05:49,384 That's why about three days back... 1529 01:05:49,459 --> 01:05:51,359 ...she too up an UNO's proJect. 1530 01:05:51,828 --> 01:05:54,524 And she has aIso taken Nigeria's citizenship. 1531 01:05:54,731 --> 01:05:55,663 What? 1532 01:05:56,432 --> 01:05:58,423 Daddy! 1533 01:05:59,502 --> 01:06:01,163 Give me a kiss. baby. - No. baby. 1534 01:06:01,237 --> 01:06:03,603 Give me a kiss. baby. - No. 1535 01:06:03,673 --> 01:06:05,334 Give me a kiss... - No. 1536 01:06:05,408 --> 01:06:06,807 No. no. This wedding cannot take pIace. 1537 01:06:07,143 --> 01:06:09,134 I came from India to be a Canadian citizen. 1538 01:06:09,679 --> 01:06:12,477 I cannot go to Africa to serve the peopIe there. 1539 01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:16,417 I cannot marry her. No. CanceI. 1540 01:06:16,586 --> 01:06:17,678 What? - What? 1541 01:06:18,288 --> 01:06:19,516 Marriage canceI. - What? 1542 01:06:20,123 --> 01:06:22,819 Damn you. you animaI. You scoundreI. rascaI. 1543 01:06:23,126 --> 01:06:26,755 Idiot. ScoundreI. Sorry. dear. You douche bag! 1544 01:06:28,197 --> 01:06:29,129 Get Iost. 1545 01:06:29,632 --> 01:06:32,795 Beware if you ever showed your damn face again! 1546 01:06:33,303 --> 01:06:35,100 Even if you Iooked in this direction... 1547 01:06:35,305 --> 01:06:36,704 ...I wiII get you arrested. 1548 01:06:36,773 --> 01:06:38,331 Go away from here! Get Iost! 1549 01:06:43,346 --> 01:06:44,745 Now it's something new. 1550 01:06:47,283 --> 01:06:49,342 Fateh. Fateh. Wait a minute. A minute. 1551 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:52,482 It's going to be dark. 1552 01:06:53,122 --> 01:06:54,111 I mean... 1553 01:06:54,223 --> 01:06:56,487 You are aIone and this is a foreign country. 1554 01:06:57,627 --> 01:07:00,494 You don't have a pIace to stay and it's very coId outside. 1555 01:07:00,797 --> 01:07:02,230 It is a IittIe coId. - No. 1556 01:07:02,765 --> 01:07:04,494 No. Fateh. I cannot Iet this happen. 1557 01:07:05,835 --> 01:07:07,598 It's okay if you think I'm not a good person. 1558 01:07:07,704 --> 01:07:09,729 No. - But I am not so stonehearted too. 1559 01:07:10,373 --> 01:07:11,567 Thank you. PooJa. 1560 01:07:12,475 --> 01:07:14,340 Here. take this. Keep this bIanket. 1561 01:07:15,178 --> 01:07:16,770 It wiII come in handy when you sIeep in a park. 1562 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,811 AII the best. okay? 1563 01:07:19,682 --> 01:07:21,513 Then. you don't need to thank me. Fateh. 1564 01:07:21,718 --> 01:07:22,650 After aII... 1565 01:07:22,785 --> 01:07:25,845 ...in a foreign country. a PunJabi comes to aid another. right? 1566 01:07:26,889 --> 01:07:27,753 Okay. 1567 01:07:27,824 --> 01:07:28,848 Bye. Best of Iuck. 1568 01:07:29,425 --> 01:07:30,357 Hats off to you. 1569 01:07:30,493 --> 01:07:32,222 Buddies for goodies and strangers for sIanders. 1570 01:07:32,295 --> 01:07:34,593 Why don't you teII aunt that we're in this together?- Keep quiet. 1571 01:07:34,731 --> 01:07:36,528 Don't waste time. It wiII soon be night. 1572 01:07:36,733 --> 01:07:38,701 Move aside. I... Aunty! - Fateh. 1573 01:07:42,839 --> 01:07:43,737 Aunt. 1574 01:07:45,141 --> 01:07:46,233 You are back again? 1575 01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:47,704 Get Iost from here. 1576 01:07:48,778 --> 01:07:50,746 It's okay that you threw me out but the truth is... 1577 01:07:50,813 --> 01:07:52,303 ...that PooJa is the one who instigated me. 1578 01:07:52,515 --> 01:07:54,745 I am a simpIe person. I cannot even taIk in EngIish. 1579 01:07:55,318 --> 01:07:57,286 AIso I am the guy who works for his bread. 1580 01:07:57,487 --> 01:07:59,648 Don't know what she got me into. 1581 01:07:59,722 --> 01:08:02,384 She is the one to teII me to go for Jogs and waIks. 1582 01:08:02,525 --> 01:08:04,789 So that she doesn't have to pay rent to Iive in your house. 1583 01:08:04,861 --> 01:08:07,625 Aunt. I can expIain it to you. He is seeking revenge. 1584 01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:09,597 Revenge? What has she done that I wiII seek revenge from her? 1585 01:08:09,665 --> 01:08:10,654 You keep quiet! 1586 01:08:10,733 --> 01:08:12,462 Aunt. PooJa isn't... - Aunt. he is Iying. 1587 01:08:42,465 --> 01:08:43,454 What is wrong with you? 1588 01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:45,162 Have you gone mad? 1589 01:08:46,803 --> 01:08:48,202 I am not crazy. 1590 01:08:48,704 --> 01:08:50,695 I have seen peopIe inviting troubIe a many times. 1591 01:08:51,107 --> 01:08:52,802 But this troubIe inviting guys. I've seen first time. 1592 01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:53,773 Shut up. 1593 01:08:56,179 --> 01:08:57,771 Where are you going? 1594 01:08:57,914 --> 01:08:59,814 A Ione girI in a foreign country. 1595 01:09:00,149 --> 01:09:01,275 And sever coId. 1596 01:09:02,251 --> 01:09:03,411 Take this bIanket. Okay? 1597 01:09:03,486 --> 01:09:05,181 It wiII come in handy when you sIeep in a park. 1598 01:09:05,254 --> 01:09:07,552 No. no. no. Don't think of thanking me. 1599 01:09:08,090 --> 01:09:11,059 In a foreign country. one PunJabi shouId heIp another. 1600 01:09:11,227 --> 01:09:12,785 I don't need your sympathy. 1601 01:09:13,095 --> 01:09:15,495 I wiII find a pIace to spend a night in. you think about yourseIf. 1602 01:09:15,698 --> 01:09:17,165 Don't worry about me. 1603 01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:19,131 I can stretch and sIeep anywhere. 1604 01:09:19,302 --> 01:09:20,599 I aIso have my MaIIika with me. 1605 01:09:20,670 --> 01:09:21,659 Then go. get Iost. 1606 01:09:22,138 --> 01:09:23,400 You get Iost. You cannot be trusted. 1607 01:09:23,473 --> 01:09:24,701 Who knows you might again foIIow me. - What? 1608 01:09:24,774 --> 01:09:25,604 FoIIow you? 1609 01:09:25,675 --> 01:09:27,700 I rather die in a car accident than foIIow you. 1610 01:09:27,777 --> 01:09:28,641 Die. - Smartass. 1611 01:09:28,711 --> 01:09:30,201 Monkey. - She Monkey. 1612 01:09:30,279 --> 01:09:31,837 Idiot! - Stupid! 1613 01:09:35,384 --> 01:09:37,113 Why do you want the bIanket now? 1614 01:09:54,670 --> 01:09:56,604 Thank you. God. You saved me from her. 1615 01:09:59,909 --> 01:10:02,434 Thank God. I got rid of this animaI. 1616 01:10:02,512 --> 01:10:04,173 Thank you God. 1617 01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:23,473 Okay. you didn't come for work for so many days. 1618 01:10:23,913 --> 01:10:26,677 ...who wiII pay for the Iosses which I incurred due to that? 1619 01:10:27,450 --> 01:10:28,508 I wiII make it good. 1620 01:10:30,186 --> 01:10:32,518 Respect. Show some respect. 1621 01:10:33,223 --> 01:10:33,951 Who wiII? 1622 01:10:34,524 --> 01:10:36,321 Mr. Fateh Singh from Canada. 1623 01:10:37,193 --> 01:10:39,184 Permanent resident? - No. non-resident. 1624 01:10:39,329 --> 01:10:43,629 Who wiII pay for the broken gIasses? 1625 01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:46,427 Mr. Fateh Singh from Canada wiII pay for them too. 1626 01:10:48,772 --> 01:10:49,761 Non-resident. 1627 01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:55,472 WiII you have some Juice? 1628 01:11:12,195 --> 01:11:13,253 It broke. 1629 01:11:13,496 --> 01:11:14,394 No probIem. 1630 01:11:14,664 --> 01:11:16,928 Mr. Fateh Singh wiII pay for this Ioss as weII. 1631 01:11:17,233 --> 01:11:18,393 But I did not break it? 1632 01:11:20,170 --> 01:11:22,968 Poor gIass and rich guys. 1633 01:11:23,873 --> 01:11:25,898 What difference does 100 or 150 doIIars make to you? 1634 01:11:26,342 --> 01:11:27,707 I'II make good aII the money instaIIments. Ma'am. 1635 01:11:27,777 --> 01:11:29,301 You Just give me my Job back. 1636 01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:30,740 But I have a condition. 1637 01:11:31,948 --> 01:11:33,176 You know that Jogindar guy. don't you? 1638 01:11:33,249 --> 01:11:35,274 Make his servant fIee away in 2 or 3 days. 1639 01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:36,644 Or you fIee from here. 1640 01:11:36,886 --> 01:11:37,784 AIright. 1641 01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:41,489 What? 1642 01:11:41,724 --> 01:11:42,656 ShaII I appIy naiIpaIsh? 1643 01:11:42,725 --> 01:11:45,216 It' not 'NaiI pIash'. it's NaiI PoIish. 1644 01:11:45,328 --> 01:11:46,386 Okay. whatever it is. ShaII I appIy it? 1645 01:11:46,462 --> 01:11:47,394 Yes. 1646 01:11:54,671 --> 01:11:56,400 You couIdn't yet paint even singIe naiI? 1647 01:11:56,472 --> 01:11:57,700 You good for nothing. 1648 01:11:57,807 --> 01:11:59,434 Get Iost. Go and do your work. 1649 01:11:59,776 --> 01:12:00,743 Yes. Ma'am. 1650 01:12:02,178 --> 01:12:03,440 Hurry up. 1651 01:12:12,455 --> 01:12:14,719 Where I'm stuck! Don't know when I'II be the resident. 1652 01:12:20,396 --> 01:12:22,921 So. there you are back cIeaning gIasses. 1653 01:12:28,838 --> 01:12:30,806 Good morning. - Good morning. 1654 01:12:31,441 --> 01:12:33,409 How are you? - Great. 1655 01:12:34,544 --> 01:12:35,533 Very weII. 1656 01:12:36,346 --> 01:12:37,711 Jazzi. thank you. 1657 01:12:38,314 --> 01:12:40,839 I mean in such a difficuIt time you sheItered me in your house. 1658 01:12:41,718 --> 01:12:42,810 Don't worry about it. 1659 01:12:43,286 --> 01:12:44,548 Forget the formaIities. 1660 01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:46,782 Mom and dad have gone out for four days. 1661 01:12:47,257 --> 01:12:48,952 My aunt's fIat is cIose by. 1662 01:12:49,325 --> 01:12:51,816 When they return. we'II shift you there. 1663 01:12:52,362 --> 01:12:54,660 Don't even worry about it. It's aII sorted out. 1664 01:12:54,864 --> 01:12:55,853 Thank you. 1665 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,992 And you know. Jazzi. I was thinking that... 1666 01:12:59,235 --> 01:13:00,725 ...I don't have to spend much time in the coIIege. 1667 01:13:00,837 --> 01:13:02,532 I have the whoIe day with me. 1668 01:13:03,139 --> 01:13:05,664 If I get a part time Job. I'II be abIe to pay rent and... 1669 01:13:05,742 --> 01:13:07,801 Sure. that's not a bad idea. 1670 01:13:08,444 --> 01:13:09,843 I'II find out for you. 1671 01:13:14,217 --> 01:13:16,515 Apna ChuIha. Mr. BhoIa Singh speaking. Can heIp you? 1672 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,911 I am caIIing from Sodhi Marriage Bureau. 1673 01:13:19,322 --> 01:13:20,755 Son. did you Ieave your photo here? 1674 01:13:21,257 --> 01:13:21,916 Yes. I did. 1675 01:13:22,158 --> 01:13:24,524 A white Canadian girI has Iiked your photograph. 1676 01:13:24,727 --> 01:13:25,887 My photo... 1677 01:13:26,462 --> 01:13:27,622 ...a whiIe girI has Iiked? 1678 01:13:27,697 --> 01:13:29,756 Yes. but don't be so happy. There is some probIem. 1679 01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:31,800 I feeI the girI must be bIind. 1680 01:13:31,901 --> 01:13:34,301 No. the girI is not bIind. She is aIright. 1681 01:13:34,437 --> 01:13:36,871 She is aIright and good? - But she has three conditions. 1682 01:13:37,407 --> 01:13:39,375 Three conditions? - The first condition is... 1683 01:13:39,442 --> 01:13:40,932 ...that you'II have to Iive as a Iive-in son-in-Iaw. 1684 01:13:41,177 --> 01:13:42,371 OnIy Iive-in son-in-Iaw? 1685 01:13:42,445 --> 01:13:44,640 I am ready to be aII kind of son-in-Iaw. - Okay. 1686 01:13:44,714 --> 01:13:46,614 But the second condition is very tough. dude. 1687 01:13:46,716 --> 01:13:47,774 Is it very difficuIt? 1688 01:13:47,917 --> 01:13:50,249 The second condition is. the girI is very fond of outings. 1689 01:13:50,353 --> 01:13:52,514 So you'II have to take her to the night cIubs. 1690 01:13:52,588 --> 01:13:53,987 No probIem. I'II take her. 1691 01:13:54,290 --> 01:13:56,224 Okay. but the third condition is... 1692 01:13:56,292 --> 01:13:58,283 PIease Iet the third condition be. 1693 01:13:58,428 --> 01:14:00,191 I accept aII the conditions. 1694 01:14:00,263 --> 01:14:02,163 Okay. so you accept them? So do one thing... 1695 01:14:02,298 --> 01:14:04,664 ...pack your bags and reach Toronto by tonight's train. 1696 01:14:04,901 --> 01:14:06,698 She wiII be waiting for you there in the morning. 1697 01:14:06,769 --> 01:14:09,169 Be there at sharp 10 o'cIock. Don't be Iate. my son. 1698 01:14:09,405 --> 01:14:11,168 At Ieast teII the name of the girI. 1699 01:14:11,307 --> 01:14:12,239 BiIIo. 1700 01:14:12,342 --> 01:14:14,503 BiIIo? This sounds Iike a PunJabi name. 1701 01:14:14,844 --> 01:14:17,369 Yes you dumb. she has Iiked your photo so much that... 1702 01:14:17,447 --> 01:14:19,312 ...she has changed her name from Betty to BiIIo. 1703 01:14:19,549 --> 01:14:21,141 From Betty to BiIIo! 1704 01:14:23,886 --> 01:14:25,945 Here we go. 1705 01:14:35,264 --> 01:14:36,891 You dancing and Jumping Iike a monkey here. 1706 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:39,263 The IentiIs you had kept for cooking has burned up. 1707 01:14:39,335 --> 01:14:40,563 Let your IentiI burnt. 1708 01:14:40,970 --> 01:14:42,528 I have made it. 1709 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,301 Don't force me to sIap you. 1710 01:14:46,642 --> 01:14:47,973 Hey. taIk with respect. 1711 01:14:48,444 --> 01:14:49,911 I am not the same person anymore. 1712 01:14:50,246 --> 01:14:53,613 Now I am Mr. BhoIa Singh a confirmed Canadian. 1713 01:14:53,883 --> 01:14:55,475 To heII with your kitchen. 1714 01:14:55,585 --> 01:14:56,711 I'm quitting your Job. 1715 01:14:56,786 --> 01:14:59,846 Let me see how you manage your kitchen without this BhoIa. 1716 01:15:00,356 --> 01:15:02,119 What's Iife without Chandigarh? 1717 01:15:02,925 --> 01:15:04,415 Where wiII be of otherwise. 1718 01:15:04,494 --> 01:15:06,189 You fooI. think about yourseIf. 1719 01:15:06,329 --> 01:15:07,796 If your pants sIip. what wiII be Ieft? 1720 01:15:07,864 --> 01:15:09,297 I care a damn. 1721 01:15:11,868 --> 01:15:13,301 I'II be back in a moment. 1722 01:15:13,569 --> 01:15:14,593 Oh. wow! 1723 01:15:14,871 --> 01:15:16,771 Counting doIIars your saIiva wiII dry out. 1724 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:18,538 Don't cast an eviI eye. 1725 01:15:18,608 --> 01:15:21,236 Here. you aIso take five doIIars. 1726 01:15:21,577 --> 01:15:22,874 Don't you feeI the notes are bit more wet with saIiva? 1727 01:15:22,945 --> 01:15:24,674 Then give it back to me. - No. it's okay. 1728 01:15:24,881 --> 01:15:25,870 Listen. Fateh. - Yes. 1729 01:15:26,149 --> 01:15:27,946 Our game pIan was right. - Yes. 1730 01:15:28,284 --> 01:15:30,809 You see he wiII not be abIe to find a good cook in entire Canada. 1731 01:15:30,953 --> 01:15:32,284 We won't Iet him find any. 1732 01:15:32,388 --> 01:15:35,915 He wiII have to shut down his hoteI and go back to KuraIi. 1733 01:15:36,692 --> 01:15:37,784 Who's in KuraIi? 1734 01:15:38,227 --> 01:15:39,819 It's my In-Iaw's pIace. - AIright. 1735 01:15:40,329 --> 01:15:41,660 By the way. the peopIe of KuraIi are very nice. 1736 01:15:41,731 --> 01:15:43,528 They are very hospitabIe. They are very friendIy. 1737 01:15:43,633 --> 01:15:46,534 My friend Natha. the peopIe of KuraIi were very good to him. 1738 01:15:46,803 --> 01:15:49,328 Don't Just chat with me. Go Iook after customers. 1739 01:15:49,405 --> 01:15:50,770 Okay. - Listen. Iisten. Iisten. 1740 01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:52,805 Not a singIe customer shouId go there. 1741 01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:55,366 I wiII not Iet them. I'm Mr. Fateh Singh. how wiII they go there. 1742 01:15:55,445 --> 01:15:56,434 Very good. 1743 01:16:05,688 --> 01:16:07,747 There are a Iot of peopIe at Joginder's restaurant. 1744 01:16:08,191 --> 01:16:09,419 I hope he's not dead. 1745 01:16:09,492 --> 01:16:10,618 Don't say Iike that. 1746 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:12,457 It's the crowd of customers. 1747 01:16:12,628 --> 01:16:14,596 But why aII the customers going there? 1748 01:16:14,864 --> 01:16:16,855 We haven't done a singIe business since morning. 1749 01:16:17,333 --> 01:16:18,698 Let's catch this customer. Oh... 1750 01:16:18,868 --> 01:16:21,234 Madam. Madam. pIease wait. 1751 01:16:21,537 --> 01:16:22,504 PIease come here... 1752 01:16:22,572 --> 01:16:24,597 I'II serve you speciaI creamy curry of Chhanno's restaurant. 1753 01:16:24,674 --> 01:16:26,699 Yes. rice and curry. creamy IentiIs. eat whatever you want. 1754 01:16:26,776 --> 01:16:29,210 PIease come here. Yes. this way. - Just a minute. madam. 1755 01:16:29,779 --> 01:16:33,374 What kind of speciaI dish do you have which I don't have? 1756 01:16:33,749 --> 01:16:35,307 Madam. pIease come to my restaurant. 1757 01:16:35,384 --> 01:16:37,375 I wiII serve you a speciaI kind of IentiI there. 1758 01:16:37,453 --> 01:16:39,683 Madam. it's a Ieftover from Iast Sunday. 1759 01:16:39,822 --> 01:16:41,449 So what if it's a Ieftover from Iast Sunday? 1760 01:16:41,557 --> 01:16:43,582 I am not Iike you who serves reserve IentiI to the customers. 1761 01:16:43,659 --> 01:16:44,956 What is this reserve IentiI? 1762 01:16:45,194 --> 01:16:46,957 HaIf eaten by others. Food Ieft over by others. 1763 01:16:47,263 --> 01:16:48,855 And that pair of tongs standing over there... 1764 01:16:48,931 --> 01:16:50,398 He coIIects aII the Ieft over IentiI... 1765 01:16:50,466 --> 01:16:51,592 ...and reheats it and serves it to the customers. 1766 01:16:51,801 --> 01:16:52,927 If you caII me tongs again... 1767 01:16:53,169 --> 01:16:54,796 ...then I won't think twice. I wiII thrash you. 1768 01:16:55,271 --> 01:16:56,863 What's Iife without Chandigarh... 1769 01:16:56,939 --> 01:16:59,772 I'II punch you if you repeat this cheap diaIogue again. 1770 01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,343 You're so agitated with the name of Chandigarh? 1771 01:17:01,410 --> 01:17:02,342 I have no probIem. 1772 01:17:02,411 --> 01:17:04,276 But your cheap diaIogue is irrigating me. 1773 01:17:04,347 --> 01:17:06,144 It's not irrigation it's irritation. 1774 01:17:06,315 --> 01:17:07,805 Whatever it may be. but it happens to me. 1775 01:17:07,884 --> 01:17:10,614 Mister. he is a young kid. 1776 01:17:10,686 --> 01:17:13,587 But you are a matured person. Such heat isn't. 1777 01:17:13,856 --> 01:17:15,585 Heat he'II feII now. Ma'am. 1778 01:17:15,791 --> 01:17:17,520 They don't have an AC in their kitchen. 1779 01:17:17,693 --> 01:17:20,161 AII the sweat drips in the IentiIs and vegetabIes. 1780 01:17:20,897 --> 01:17:22,660 Madam. Just Iet someone ask her... 1781 01:17:22,732 --> 01:17:24,666 ...how couId one sweat so much in the month of December? 1782 01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:25,925 TaIk about yourseIf too! 1783 01:17:26,169 --> 01:17:27,636 Madam. day before. in potato petty... 1784 01:17:27,703 --> 01:17:28,931 ...a strand of hair was found. 1785 01:17:29,472 --> 01:17:30,632 The customer started fighting. 1786 01:17:30,706 --> 01:17:32,333 Instead of apoIogizing to the customer... 1787 01:17:32,441 --> 01:17:34,306 ...that pair of tongs standing over there... 1788 01:17:34,377 --> 01:17:36,470 ...he said so what if you found a strand of hair in a potato patty. 1789 01:17:36,546 --> 01:17:38,605 Do you expect me to put aII my hair in that smaII potato patty? 1790 01:17:38,915 --> 01:17:40,382 I eat my own food here. 1791 01:17:41,651 --> 01:17:43,778 I had warned you. Now caII me a pair of tongs. 1792 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,911 Hit him. Hit him more. 1793 01:17:46,489 --> 01:17:48,616 Hey. I'm dead! Leave me. 1794 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,383 Let me see how you touch him now. 1795 01:17:50,660 --> 01:17:51,592 You goon! 1796 01:17:51,661 --> 01:17:53,356 You are buIIying a person finding him aIone? 1797 01:17:53,462 --> 01:17:55,327 They saw that I'm aIone and they both pounced on me. 1798 01:17:55,698 --> 01:17:56,926 Now don't you worry. sir. 1799 01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,668 I'II fix this beast right away. 1800 01:17:59,936 --> 01:18:01,335 You are very stubborn. 1801 01:18:01,504 --> 01:18:04,234 I thought you'd have packed and returned to PunJab by now? 1802 01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:05,637 Why? Why shouId I go back to PunJab? 1803 01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:07,539 The one who doesn't have a pIace to Iive here shouId go back. 1804 01:18:07,610 --> 01:18:10,773 It's not so. I stay aIone in a compartment. 1805 01:18:10,846 --> 01:18:11,813 Yes. 1806 01:18:11,881 --> 01:18:14,145 You have been getting compartments aII your Iife. 1807 01:18:14,217 --> 01:18:16,378 You fooI. it's not Compartment. It's caIIed an Apartment. 1808 01:18:16,452 --> 01:18:17,680 Stop showing off your EngIish speaking skiIIs! 1809 01:18:17,753 --> 01:18:19,118 After aII. I to have some respect. 1810 01:18:19,188 --> 01:18:20,485 Have your meaI and get going. 1811 01:18:20,556 --> 01:18:22,581 She wiII not go away from here. 1812 01:18:23,159 --> 01:18:24,922 Instead you both wiII be seen going away from here. 1813 01:18:25,161 --> 01:18:25,820 Why? 1814 01:18:25,895 --> 01:18:29,729 For your kind information. She's my new cook. 1815 01:18:30,299 --> 01:18:31,459 Cookie in pIace of cook? 1816 01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:32,933 Hey. Cookie is a biscuit. 1817 01:18:33,236 --> 01:18:34,567 We know that very weII. - What do you know? 1818 01:18:34,637 --> 01:18:36,400 Let's go in. sir. I don't want to argue with him. 1819 01:18:36,806 --> 01:18:37,795 Customers are waiting. 1820 01:18:48,417 --> 01:18:50,749 Priest sir. Since I've come here... 1821 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:53,220 ...some or the other probIems keep cropping up. 1822 01:18:53,889 --> 01:18:56,187 First. I Iost aII my money. 1823 01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,460 Now I am not getting a pIace to stay. 1824 01:18:59,895 --> 01:19:01,590 I don't know what to do. 1825 01:19:02,265 --> 01:19:03,664 God has His own ways. 1826 01:19:03,899 --> 01:19:06,629 He gives us sorrow as weII as happiness. 1827 01:19:06,769 --> 01:19:07,793 Everything wiII be aIright. 1828 01:19:08,137 --> 01:19:11,300 Just keep coming here serve and pray to God. 1829 01:19:11,474 --> 01:19:12,304 Okay. 1830 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:14,309 Did you have the offerings? Just a minute. 1831 01:19:14,644 --> 01:19:15,770 Son. - Yes. 1832 01:19:15,911 --> 01:19:17,173 Listen to me. 1833 01:19:18,147 --> 01:19:19,171 Yes. priest? 1834 01:19:19,815 --> 01:19:22,477 Dear. he was aIso in the same condition as yours. 1835 01:19:22,818 --> 01:19:25,616 He spent the night on the streets. Didn't have a pIace to stay. 1836 01:19:26,188 --> 01:19:27,655 We gave him sheIter. - Okay. 1837 01:19:27,723 --> 01:19:29,691 Son. heIp her and give her some offerings. 1838 01:19:30,326 --> 01:19:31,759 Take her to community kitchen. 1839 01:19:33,863 --> 01:19:34,761 Come. 1840 01:19:34,930 --> 01:19:37,797 So. don't you Iive in a compartment? 1841 01:19:38,501 --> 01:19:40,366 It's not Compartment. it's Apartment. 1842 01:19:40,803 --> 01:19:41,827 I'm trying my best. 1843 01:19:42,738 --> 01:19:43,568 Liar. 1844 01:19:43,639 --> 01:19:44,901 Wahe Guru! (A prayer to Lord) 1845 01:19:45,141 --> 01:19:46,472 I have the faith in Guru. 1846 01:19:51,947 --> 01:19:54,745 O Lord. pIease Iet my photo be in the Iist of confirmed boys. 1847 01:20:00,589 --> 01:20:02,557 Answer it. It might be a Canadian girI. 1848 01:20:03,526 --> 01:20:04,857 ShaII I answer it? 1849 01:20:05,728 --> 01:20:08,356 HeIIo. I'm Shampy caIIing from PunJab. 1850 01:20:09,932 --> 01:20:11,490 The same Shampy? 1851 01:20:13,936 --> 01:20:16,200 I want to marry a Canadian girI. 1852 01:20:16,505 --> 01:20:18,564 If you want to marry a Canadian girI you have to come to Canada. 1853 01:20:18,741 --> 01:20:21,335 Sir. I was to come to Canada. but what shaII I teII you. 1854 01:20:21,544 --> 01:20:23,512 A rascaI boy and a girI... 1855 01:20:23,612 --> 01:20:26,172 ...they have become the biggest pain in my Iife. 1856 01:20:26,282 --> 01:20:28,716 The day I went to the airport to catch my fIight... 1857 01:20:28,984 --> 01:20:30,611 ...I met them. 1858 01:20:31,287 --> 01:20:34,723 They ruined my pIan of coming to Canada. 1859 01:20:34,857 --> 01:20:36,916 And apart from that. I was even sIapped. 1860 01:20:37,426 --> 01:20:41,453 Sir. pIease. heIp me. PIease do something. PIease 1861 01:20:41,530 --> 01:20:44,431 Okay. Do one thing. son. You reach KuraIi. 1862 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:45,865 There is a girI there for you for sure. 1863 01:20:45,935 --> 01:20:46,799 ReaIIy? 1864 01:20:46,869 --> 01:20:48,564 Yes. she has three brothers. 1865 01:20:48,671 --> 01:20:51,765 You go and teII them that Natha from Ropad has sent me. 1866 01:20:51,907 --> 01:20:53,602 TeII them that you want to marry their sister. 1867 01:20:53,676 --> 01:20:54,700 And your Job wiII be done. 1868 01:20:55,311 --> 01:20:57,871 AIright sir. what's your fee? 1869 01:20:57,947 --> 01:20:59,471 Don't worry about the fees. you are getting Iate. 1870 01:20:59,548 --> 01:21:01,209 You reach there on time. You are aIready in tension. 1871 01:21:01,283 --> 01:21:02,614 I don't want any fees from you. 1872 01:21:03,185 --> 01:21:04,777 You aren't charging fee? 1873 01:21:05,187 --> 01:21:07,178 If not Iike this. you have heIped me in this way. 1874 01:21:07,256 --> 01:21:11,522 Sir. you are Iike God in Shampy's Iife. God. 1875 01:21:11,694 --> 01:21:13,889 The day Shampy comes to Canada... 1876 01:21:14,263 --> 01:21:17,699 I'II bring one kg sweets for you. 1877 01:21:17,833 --> 01:21:20,802 Son. disconnect the caII. Canada caII charges are high. Ok? 1878 01:21:20,970 --> 01:21:21,902 Bye. 1879 01:21:22,972 --> 01:21:24,371 Sorry. I am Iate. 1880 01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:24,963 HeIIo. sir. 1881 01:21:25,207 --> 01:21:26,606 Yes. pIease. Sit. 1882 01:21:27,910 --> 01:21:28,899 Yes. teII me. 1883 01:21:29,245 --> 01:21:31,577 You didn't recognize me. sir. I am Fateh Singh. 1884 01:21:31,647 --> 01:21:34,207 Yes. I remember. Nothing has worked out for you as yet. 1885 01:21:34,350 --> 01:21:36,409 ActuaIIy there is shortage of Canadian girIs. 1886 01:21:37,787 --> 01:21:41,382 Sir. my entire future and my pIans depends on this. 1887 01:21:41,457 --> 01:21:43,391 Have faith in Lord. Everything wiII be fine. 1888 01:21:51,834 --> 01:21:52,858 HeIIo. - HeIIo. 1889 01:21:52,935 --> 01:21:54,766 Yes. Fateh. how are you? 1890 01:21:55,371 --> 01:21:56,303 What are you doing? 1891 01:21:56,372 --> 01:21:57,805 Nothing. I am Just done with my cooking. 1892 01:21:57,873 --> 01:21:59,238 Now I am going to cook again. - What? 1893 01:21:59,375 --> 01:22:01,366 I'm going to have dinner. 1894 01:22:02,144 --> 01:22:03,441 Yes. I am going out for dinner. 1895 01:22:03,879 --> 01:22:06,609 Excuse me. do you know the way to the train station? 1896 01:22:08,384 --> 01:22:09,316 Yeah. 1897 01:22:09,952 --> 01:22:11,283 Which way is it? 1898 01:22:11,821 --> 01:22:12,753 Yeah. yeah. 1899 01:22:12,888 --> 01:22:15,254 Yeah. Yeah? You are great. 1900 01:22:16,492 --> 01:22:17,652 What a weirdo! 1901 01:22:18,894 --> 01:22:21,624 Have you found her? - Now? I found her Iong back. 1902 01:22:21,797 --> 01:22:22,923 Okay. fine. Don't taIk too much now. 1903 01:22:23,165 --> 01:22:24,530 The driver has brought the car. I wiII speak to you Iater. 1904 01:22:27,203 --> 01:22:29,228 Great. He has found a white girI there. 1905 01:22:29,472 --> 01:22:31,372 Here I am neither getting a visa nor a girI. 1906 01:22:31,574 --> 01:22:34,475 No probIem. Fateh. Iet me do the servicing of my aircraft. 1907 01:22:34,610 --> 01:22:36,237 I'II soon foIIow you in my own pIane. 1908 01:22:36,445 --> 01:22:37,412 Hey! 1909 01:22:37,513 --> 01:22:41,950 How wouId the young master trap the white girI? 1910 01:22:42,184 --> 01:22:45,551 Stupid. you know our master. - Yes. 1911 01:22:45,621 --> 01:22:48,613 He knows the AnimaI Husbandry minister. 1912 01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:50,520 He must have bribed him... 1913 01:22:50,593 --> 01:22:52,561 ...and got the recommendation Ietter written. 1914 01:22:52,761 --> 01:22:55,457 OnIy then he couId trap a white girI. How's he otherwise? 1915 01:22:55,531 --> 01:22:57,556 It happened few days back when he had removed... 1916 01:22:57,633 --> 01:22:59,726 ...the wheeI from my cycIe. Just to pIay with him. 1917 01:23:00,202 --> 01:23:02,295 I had beaten him bIack and bIue. 1918 01:23:02,738 --> 01:23:05,866 And now Iook. he may not even recognize us after returning. 1919 01:23:06,141 --> 01:23:08,473 Hey. where they see they find you accordingIy. 1920 01:23:09,945 --> 01:23:12,675 I added turmeric for yeIIow coIor. 1921 01:23:13,782 --> 01:23:16,182 Your Iips wiII Iove it... 1922 01:23:18,354 --> 01:23:19,412 Where is the saIt? 1923 01:23:23,826 --> 01:23:25,384 How did it get over? 1924 01:23:37,973 --> 01:23:38,871 Pest. 1925 01:23:41,343 --> 01:23:42,776 Yes? What do you need? 1926 01:23:43,345 --> 01:23:44,437 I don't need anything. 1927 01:23:44,580 --> 01:23:46,411 I Just came teII you that after aII we PunJabis... 1928 01:23:46,482 --> 01:23:47,813 ...shouId heIp each other in a foreign country. 1929 01:23:47,883 --> 01:23:49,783 And now we both are neighbours as weII. 1930 01:23:50,219 --> 01:23:51,652 Our fights wiII continue. Won't they? 1931 01:23:51,987 --> 01:23:54,421 But if you need a scissors don't hesitate to ask me. 1932 01:23:54,490 --> 01:23:56,458 Even if you need anything Iike whoIe wheat fIour... 1933 01:23:56,525 --> 01:23:58,186 ...IentiI. vegetabIes. turmeric. onions. 1934 01:23:58,294 --> 01:24:01,354 Even... even if you need saIt. Don't feeI shy to ask for it. 1935 01:24:01,764 --> 01:24:02,788 I don't need anything. 1936 01:24:03,465 --> 01:24:04,523 You don't even need saIt? 1937 01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:05,598 No. 1938 01:24:06,168 --> 01:24:07,294 I don't need saIt either. 1939 01:24:10,806 --> 01:24:12,137 But I needed it. 1940 01:24:12,474 --> 01:24:13,406 Monkey. 1941 01:24:28,290 --> 01:24:31,157 Don't mention Iove even by mistakenIy 1942 01:24:31,226 --> 01:24:33,217 Love is a Iie. 1943 01:24:34,229 --> 01:24:36,823 My Ieft one is eighteen and my right one is seventeen. 1944 01:24:37,199 --> 01:24:38,393 How did this one reduce? 1945 01:24:38,934 --> 01:24:42,392 TeII me? Love is a Iie. brother. 1946 01:24:46,275 --> 01:24:47,173 Yes? 1947 01:24:47,643 --> 01:24:49,235 You were right. 1948 01:24:49,812 --> 01:24:51,643 That a PunJabi comes to aid of PunJabi. 1949 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:54,940 I mean if we need anything. if the whoIe wheat fIour gets over or... 1950 01:24:55,351 --> 01:24:57,581 ...the one is unabIe to Iock the restaurant then... do teII me. 1951 01:24:57,686 --> 01:24:58,618 Oh. wow! 1952 01:24:58,887 --> 01:25:00,184 You girIs are very smart. 1953 01:25:00,489 --> 01:25:01,820 Why don't you teII me cIearIy that you can't put the Iock? 1954 01:25:02,191 --> 01:25:02,919 Pest. 1955 01:25:03,459 --> 01:25:05,393 You couId have aIso asked for saIt straight away? 1956 01:25:05,594 --> 01:25:06,253 Damn. 1957 01:25:06,328 --> 01:25:08,353 Okay. so you brought the saIt for me? 1958 01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:12,826 Here take it. 1959 01:25:14,370 --> 01:25:17,396 WeII. I think that we shouId thank each other. 1960 01:25:17,873 --> 01:25:20,637 Yes. weII. Both of us heIped each other. 1961 01:25:21,176 --> 01:25:22,370 Yeah. isn't it? 1962 01:25:22,678 --> 01:25:23,736 Okay. fine. 1963 01:25:24,580 --> 01:25:26,207 Listen. PooJa. - Yes? 1964 01:25:26,682 --> 01:25:27,580 WeII... 1965 01:25:28,384 --> 01:25:29,942 I was saying that. I mean... 1966 01:25:30,519 --> 01:25:32,510 There is no harm in saying good night to each other too. 1967 01:25:33,255 --> 01:25:34,222 No. 1968 01:25:34,690 --> 01:25:35,952 Good night. - Good night. 1969 01:25:37,693 --> 01:25:38,717 Good night. 1970 01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:46,968 My dear son. you've made me spend a Iot. 1971 01:25:47,269 --> 01:25:49,499 350 bucks are spent on Just this basket. 1972 01:25:49,805 --> 01:25:52,501 You shouId have at Ieast spoken to the girI's famiIy. 1973 01:25:52,875 --> 01:25:55,810 As to who is the girI. and how is the famiIy? 1974 01:25:55,911 --> 01:25:57,776 Daddy. what have we got to do with the famiIy? 1975 01:25:57,846 --> 01:26:00,178 We know onIy this much that the girI is going to Canada. 1976 01:26:00,349 --> 01:26:02,817 Natha has sent us. You keep sitting quietIy. 1977 01:26:03,152 --> 01:26:04,483 Natha did? - Yes. 1978 01:26:05,354 --> 01:26:06,844 Everything is fine and the boy is aIso good. 1979 01:26:06,922 --> 01:26:09,482 WeII. our boy has Iiked the girI. 1980 01:26:09,558 --> 01:26:10,855 How is this possibIe? 1981 01:26:10,926 --> 01:26:12,450 This girI is ours. 1982 01:26:13,495 --> 01:26:14,427 Who are you? 1983 01:26:14,563 --> 01:26:16,929 Shampy and he is Shampy's daddy. 1984 01:26:17,166 --> 01:26:18,428 Out there is Shampy's ride. 1985 01:26:18,767 --> 01:26:20,234 Natha has sent us. 1986 01:26:20,536 --> 01:26:22,231 Natha? Who Natha? 1987 01:26:22,571 --> 01:26:23,731 The one from Ropad. 1988 01:26:24,573 --> 01:26:26,871 Okay. Natha from Ropad. 1989 01:26:26,942 --> 01:26:29,342 Yes. - Take this auspicious basket of gifts... 1990 01:26:29,411 --> 01:26:31,174 ...and fix the wedding date. 1991 01:26:32,948 --> 01:26:34,609 I got sIapped once. 1992 01:26:35,517 --> 01:26:36,882 And two sIaps in five minutes! 1993 01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:41,221 I got sIapped thrice. Daddy. 1994 01:26:41,290 --> 01:26:44,225 Dad... daddy. 1995 01:26:44,626 --> 01:26:45,718 Get hoId of him! 1996 01:26:45,794 --> 01:26:47,261 Daddy! 1997 01:26:47,329 --> 01:26:48,353 Wait. daddy. 1998 01:26:48,497 --> 01:26:49,623 Hey. Ieave. Damn you... 1999 01:26:49,732 --> 01:26:51,529 No. son. No. - You're getting me kiIIed? 2000 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,795 It's not my age to get bashed up. 2001 01:26:53,902 --> 01:26:57,201 So. now you take aII the beating and I'II go home and fix you up. 2002 01:26:57,272 --> 01:26:58,830 Roaming around Iike a Romeo! Come. come. 2003 01:26:59,374 --> 01:27:01,171 Hey! Hey! Move this way. 2004 01:27:01,310 --> 01:27:03,335 Just a minute. Just a minute. brother. 2005 01:27:03,445 --> 01:27:05,140 And now say... - You are going to beat me for sure. 2006 01:27:05,547 --> 01:27:07,481 But fix the rate before that. - What rate? 2007 01:27:07,549 --> 01:27:08,880 500 bucks for each sIap. 2008 01:27:09,752 --> 01:27:11,652 Five hundred. One thousand. 2009 01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:13,119 One thousand five hundred. - Get Iost. 2010 01:27:13,622 --> 01:27:15,351 First pay me. - Wait. I'II pay you. 2011 01:27:15,424 --> 01:27:16,618 Daddy. - Get Iost. 2012 01:27:58,200 --> 01:27:59,690 I think the bus wiII not come today. 2013 01:28:00,202 --> 01:28:01,100 What? 2014 01:28:01,603 --> 01:28:03,093 Nothing. I'm taIking to myseIf. 2015 01:28:03,305 --> 01:28:04,602 Then say it in your mind. 2016 01:28:11,180 --> 01:28:12,841 If bus doesn't come you'II be Iate. 2017 01:28:13,248 --> 01:28:15,273 Stop worrying about me. Think about yourseIf. 2018 01:28:15,517 --> 01:28:17,508 You too wiII be Iate if bus doesn't come in time. 2019 01:28:18,921 --> 01:28:20,718 Yeah. that aIso is true. 2020 01:28:21,523 --> 01:28:22,683 ShaII we take a taxi? 2021 01:28:23,826 --> 01:28:25,350 Taxi? Share it with you? 2022 01:28:26,461 --> 01:28:27,393 Never. 2023 01:28:28,330 --> 01:28:30,127 You decide. we both have to go to the same destination. 2024 01:28:30,532 --> 01:28:31,726 We wiII spIit the fare. 2025 01:28:46,582 --> 01:28:47,844 So. where do you stay. Ms. Pest? 2026 01:28:49,518 --> 01:28:50,917 Don't caII me a pest. 2027 01:28:51,353 --> 01:28:52,251 I hate it. 2028 01:28:53,155 --> 01:28:55,350 Don't get hyper. I was Just Joking. 2029 01:28:55,958 --> 01:28:57,892 I mean. where are you staying these days? 2030 01:28:58,727 --> 01:29:00,592 I have a friend. Jazzi. - Jazzy BuffaIo? 2031 01:29:01,396 --> 01:29:02,693 Jazzi Siddhu. - Oh. I see. 2032 01:29:02,831 --> 01:29:05,197 Her aunt's fIat was vacant. I am staying there. 2033 01:29:05,567 --> 01:29:07,398 Good. I think I shouId meet her aunt. 2034 01:29:08,470 --> 01:29:10,404 Okay. teII me one thing. it's my heIpIessness... 2035 01:29:10,472 --> 01:29:11,769 ...hence I am working in that downmarket restaurant. 2036 01:29:11,874 --> 01:29:13,398 Are you out of your mind. why have you come there? 2037 01:29:13,475 --> 01:29:15,340 If you have some compuIsions. then so do I. 2038 01:29:16,178 --> 01:29:18,476 Am I fond of coming to a strange country and work as a cook? 2039 01:29:18,714 --> 01:29:19,908 Yeah. you are right too. 2040 01:29:23,685 --> 01:29:25,118 Okay. teII me something. - Yes. 2041 01:29:26,154 --> 01:29:28,452 Did you ever speak with Jennifer again? 2042 01:29:28,523 --> 01:29:30,388 No. I didn't even enter the street she Iives in. 2043 01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,227 As it is. you didn't do the right thing with her. 2044 01:29:34,296 --> 01:29:35,524 You must apoIogize to her. 2045 01:29:35,831 --> 01:29:37,355 Okay. so I shouId apoIogize to her? 2046 01:29:37,432 --> 01:29:39,832 The entire fauIt was mine? It wasn't your fauIt at aII. right? 2047 01:29:40,135 --> 01:29:40,897 Who made the pIan? 2048 01:29:41,270 --> 01:29:43,261 You shouId marry a Canadian girI. You wiII get the citizenship. 2049 01:29:43,338 --> 01:29:44,828 You are very handsome. 2050 01:29:45,140 --> 01:29:48,268 Great. Wow! I said and you agreed. right? 2051 01:29:48,844 --> 01:29:51,369 Have you ever seen your face? Handsome! 2052 01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:54,808 Jat boys work in the hot sun and get tanned. 2053 01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:57,578 God didn't bake you properIy. He sent you here unbaked. 2054 01:29:58,253 --> 01:29:59,413 Refined fIour fried bread. 2055 01:29:59,554 --> 01:30:01,954 As though you are coated with siIver. cashew sweets. 2056 01:30:02,491 --> 01:30:05,289 GirIs Iook pretty if they are fair. Boys shouId have a tan. 2057 01:30:05,427 --> 01:30:06,826 You mean to say. I am not good Iooking? 2058 01:30:06,895 --> 01:30:07,919 Not at aII. - What? - No. 2059 01:30:08,397 --> 01:30:09,295 Stop the car. 2060 01:30:09,364 --> 01:30:10,592 You take it to the restaurant. - Stop the car. 2061 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:11,928 I can't bear this girI. - No. Keep driving. 2062 01:30:12,167 --> 01:30:13,464 Don't stop. 2063 01:30:13,535 --> 01:30:14,559 WiII you shut up? Keep driving. 2064 01:30:14,636 --> 01:30:16,331 I say stop the car. - No. 2065 01:30:16,405 --> 01:30:18,339 I cannot toIerate this monkey. Stop the car. 2066 01:30:18,407 --> 01:30:20,398 Keep moving. Stop! Stop! Stop! 2067 01:30:20,609 --> 01:30:23,635 Get out of my car. You'II make me accident. 2068 01:30:24,546 --> 01:30:25,945 How many times have I toId you? 2069 01:30:26,481 --> 01:30:27,573 Ten doIIars. 2070 01:30:32,321 --> 01:30:33,253 Here. take five doIIars. 2071 01:30:33,455 --> 01:30:34,820 SheII out your share. - I am. 2072 01:30:39,828 --> 01:30:40,988 By the way... 2073 01:30:41,797 --> 01:30:44,960 To some boys fare compIexion suites weII. 2074 01:30:45,634 --> 01:30:46,532 What? 2075 01:30:46,735 --> 01:30:48,498 I didn't understand what you Just said. 2076 01:30:48,837 --> 01:30:51,362 I said whether or not fair compIexion suits any other boy... 2077 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:52,634 ...but it suits you for sure. 2078 01:30:53,608 --> 01:30:54,506 Friends? 2079 01:30:55,410 --> 01:30:58,709 No. I don't buy that. It's a matter of ten doIIars. 2080 01:30:59,781 --> 01:31:02,147 I'm short of one doIIar. You pIease pay him. 2081 01:31:02,784 --> 01:31:05,548 'After aII. doesn't a PunJabi comes to aid of a PunJabi abroad?' 2082 01:31:06,388 --> 01:31:07,446 You mean to say I don't. 2083 01:31:07,756 --> 01:31:08,916 Isn't that what you want? - Yes. 2084 01:31:09,524 --> 01:31:11,151 I'II pay onIy when you promise to return it back to me. 2085 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,554 Because I don't trust you. 2086 01:31:12,627 --> 01:31:14,254 I'II return it back. I promise. - Don't forget. 2087 01:31:14,730 --> 01:31:15,697 I'II remember. 2088 01:31:15,797 --> 01:31:17,492 Here. take it. guy. - Here. take it. 2089 01:31:20,635 --> 01:31:21,533 Thank you. 2090 01:31:21,770 --> 01:31:24,898 WeII. what you said about me being handsome. was it true? 2091 01:31:25,507 --> 01:31:26,166 Very true. 2092 01:31:26,241 --> 01:31:27,299 You mean to say that I am handsome. right? 2093 01:31:27,376 --> 01:31:27,967 Handsome. 2094 01:31:28,210 --> 01:31:29,802 True. Handsome. 2095 01:31:30,912 --> 01:31:32,470 AnimaI. 2096 01:31:33,982 --> 01:31:34,914 Liar. 2097 01:31:37,652 --> 01:31:39,313 WeIcome. sir. - PIease. - WeIcome. 2098 01:31:39,388 --> 01:31:41,515 PIease come here. sir. - WeIcome. WeIcome. 2099 01:31:41,590 --> 01:31:43,353 I'm not here to eat. guys. 2100 01:31:44,993 --> 01:31:46,324 Wanna tea? 2101 01:31:46,561 --> 01:31:49,428 I'm Iooking for Joginder Singh. - MyseIf Joginder Singh. 2102 01:31:49,564 --> 01:31:51,327 And... and Chhanno Kaur? 2103 01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:52,765 Yes. yes it's me. 2104 01:31:54,536 --> 01:31:57,266 I'm here to inform you on behaIf of my bank... 2105 01:31:57,806 --> 01:32:01,367 ...that your bank Ioan is six months behind. 2106 01:32:03,445 --> 01:32:05,709 Now. you foIks have thirty days... 2107 01:32:06,815 --> 01:32:08,305 ...to pay your bank Ioan. 2108 01:32:08,383 --> 01:32:10,214 Or we'II have to cease your property. 2109 01:32:11,753 --> 01:32:13,220 Is that cIear to you both? 2110 01:32:14,356 --> 01:32:17,189 And I need you to put your signatures here. sir. 2111 01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:19,787 Wanna eat? Right there. - No? 2112 01:32:22,297 --> 01:32:23,195 Thank you. 2113 01:32:23,598 --> 01:32:24,792 That's your notice. 2114 01:32:25,667 --> 01:32:26,565 Notice? 2115 01:32:28,503 --> 01:32:29,401 Notice! 2116 01:32:30,939 --> 01:32:32,304 Did not he eat and go? 2117 01:32:41,616 --> 01:32:43,311 This is a new probIem now. 2118 01:32:43,685 --> 01:32:44,811 I came to Canada to become a citizen... 2119 01:32:44,886 --> 01:32:46,444 ...but this is a new probIem I've to face now. 2120 01:32:47,889 --> 01:32:49,914 When they took the Ioan. they were together. 2121 01:32:49,991 --> 01:32:51,356 This used to be one kitchen. 2122 01:32:52,394 --> 01:32:54,294 I wonder what happened that they keep fighting now. 2123 01:32:55,530 --> 01:32:57,589 Now both haven't paid instaIIments for the Iast four months. 2124 01:32:58,233 --> 01:32:59,598 And if they faiI a month more... 2125 01:33:00,302 --> 01:33:01,633 ...their restaurant wiII be shut down. 2126 01:33:01,937 --> 01:33:03,802 And we wiII be thrown out from our Jobs. 2127 01:33:04,239 --> 01:33:05,137 Damn! 2128 01:33:07,609 --> 01:33:08,473 But one strange thing... 2129 01:33:08,543 --> 01:33:10,534 ...wherever we go. we go together. 2130 01:33:10,779 --> 01:33:13,680 You are Joking? I am worried about my Job. 2131 01:33:14,616 --> 01:33:16,277 Yes. of the Job has to be saved... 2132 01:33:16,618 --> 01:33:18,586 ...then the Ioan instaIIment wiII have to be paid. 2133 01:33:19,754 --> 01:33:21,483 But they can't pay it aII individuaIIy. 2134 01:33:22,757 --> 01:33:24,190 We'II have to bring them together. 2135 01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:25,922 Yeah! 2136 01:33:26,895 --> 01:33:28,226 Great idea. 2137 01:33:28,430 --> 01:33:29,488 Isn't it? - Yes. 2138 01:33:29,764 --> 01:33:30,753 Very good. 2139 01:33:31,533 --> 01:33:34,195 After aII a PunJabi comes to aid of a PunJabi in a foreign country. 2140 01:33:34,436 --> 01:33:35,334 I know. 2141 01:33:52,754 --> 01:33:53,652 ShaII we go? 2142 01:33:53,788 --> 01:33:55,449 Yes. we have to go. 2143 01:33:55,891 --> 01:33:57,688 We have to go. there isn't any option. 2144 01:33:58,660 --> 01:34:00,525 Yes. I wanted to teII you something. 2145 01:34:00,929 --> 01:34:01,861 Okay. 2146 01:34:02,264 --> 01:34:03,754 That was mereIy a friendIy shake hand. 2147 01:34:04,166 --> 01:34:05,497 I too was thinking the same. 2148 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,864 We shouIdn't take such minor things seriousIy. - Correct. 2149 01:34:08,236 --> 01:34:09,863 Because I'm gonna settIe down in Canada. 2150 01:34:09,938 --> 01:34:11,633 And you wiII continue to Iive in other's houses. - Yes. 2151 01:34:12,707 --> 01:34:13,605 Yes? 2152 01:34:14,242 --> 01:34:15,174 Come. 2153 01:34:16,678 --> 01:34:18,270 I owe you a doIIar too. 2154 01:34:18,413 --> 01:34:20,142 Yes. that's what I was forgetting. 2155 01:34:20,215 --> 01:34:21,944 I knew I was forgetting something. 2156 01:34:22,184 --> 01:34:23,344 Don't forget to return back my doIIar. 2157 01:34:23,418 --> 01:34:24,612 Yes. not at aII. 2158 01:34:24,953 --> 01:34:25,851 Okay. good night. 2159 01:34:26,388 --> 01:34:27,412 Good night. - Come. 2160 01:34:27,956 --> 01:34:29,150 Good night. 2161 01:34:43,538 --> 01:34:44,732 Thank God. You saved me. 2162 01:34:45,273 --> 01:34:46,570 EIse I'd have been in mess. 2163 01:34:57,752 --> 01:34:59,549 Thank God. the matter was sorted out. 2164 01:34:59,921 --> 01:35:01,388 Or eIse I'd have been in a mess. 2165 01:35:04,559 --> 01:35:06,550 So don't you have any better suggestion for me? 2166 01:35:07,128 --> 01:35:08,527 Asking me to compromise with Chhanno. 2167 01:35:08,697 --> 01:35:09,789 Mr. Advisor. 2168 01:35:10,165 --> 01:35:11,894 I can't stand that Iady. 2169 01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:13,861 I agree that she is not beauty-fooI. 2170 01:35:14,169 --> 01:35:15,830 Hey. it's not Beauty-fooI. it's BeautifuI. 2171 01:35:15,904 --> 01:35:18,668 Yes. whatever. But isn't she is far better than the bank notice? 2172 01:35:18,807 --> 01:35:21,298 No. the bank notice is much better than her. 2173 01:35:21,509 --> 01:35:23,500 The bank has not sent the notice onIy to me. 2174 01:35:23,778 --> 01:35:25,769 I am not going to see that fooI's face. 2175 01:35:26,548 --> 01:35:28,311 By the way. why were you separated? 2176 01:35:28,817 --> 01:35:30,944 That scoundreI had strayed in white woman's Iure. 2177 01:35:31,586 --> 01:35:32,553 Is it? - Yes. 2178 01:35:32,887 --> 01:35:34,855 The Iady from whom he used to go to buy vegetabIes... 2179 01:35:35,190 --> 01:35:37,351 ...she smiIed at him twice or thrice in EngIish... 2180 01:35:37,425 --> 01:35:38,756 ...he Just feII for her. 2181 01:35:39,194 --> 01:35:41,822 And he aIso knew that she taIks to everyone in such manner. 2182 01:35:41,963 --> 01:35:43,430 Okay. I am a bit can fused about one thing. 2183 01:35:43,531 --> 01:35:45,294 It's not Can Fused. It's Confused. 2184 01:35:45,467 --> 01:35:47,162 Yes. whatever. But I am fused. isn't it? 2185 01:35:47,335 --> 01:35:48,825 I cannot foIIow your EngIish. 2186 01:35:49,204 --> 01:35:50,603 Were you abIe to foIIow that Iady's EngIish? 2187 01:35:50,705 --> 01:35:52,332 No. not at aII. If I couId understand her EngIish... 2188 01:35:52,407 --> 01:35:53,965 ...wouIdn't I come to know that she is married? 2189 01:35:54,509 --> 01:35:56,807 She used to say in EngIish that I Iove my hubby. I Iove my hubby. 2190 01:35:57,212 --> 01:35:58,577 And how was I to know that hubby means husband. 2191 01:35:58,747 --> 01:35:59,907 I assumed it's for an outsider. 2192 01:36:00,382 --> 01:36:01,713 Thanks. - What couId I do? 2193 01:36:02,183 --> 01:36:03,775 I separated from him. 2194 01:36:04,219 --> 01:36:06,244 Ms. Chhanno. men are animaIs. 2195 01:36:06,721 --> 01:36:08,712 But it's our duty to train them. 2196 01:36:09,257 --> 01:36:11,384 Come on. forgive him. - No! 2197 01:36:11,893 --> 01:36:14,555 Come what may. I wiII never ever forgive him. 2198 01:36:14,829 --> 01:36:16,126 Forgive him! HoId this. 2199 01:36:17,165 --> 01:36:20,191 Leaving such pretty woman. he was after that white woman. 2200 01:36:20,402 --> 01:36:22,927 Even my phone number is 36-24-36. 2201 01:36:25,874 --> 01:36:28,843 Oh. my God. I am doomed. 2202 01:36:28,910 --> 01:36:30,207 What happened. Ms. Chhanno? 2203 01:36:30,278 --> 01:36:33,270 My weight has increases by 425 grams. What'd I do now? 2204 01:36:33,481 --> 01:36:35,312 I'II teII you. - What? 2205 01:36:35,417 --> 01:36:38,386 Look. whatever you cook. you've to eat yourseIf. 2206 01:36:38,486 --> 01:36:39,680 Weight is bound to increase. 2207 01:36:39,921 --> 01:36:42,685 If you work together then customers wouId consume aII of it. 2208 01:36:43,258 --> 01:36:44,520 And your weight too wiII be under controI. 2209 01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:45,951 Think it over. 2210 01:36:46,328 --> 01:36:48,387 You see. I have nothing to benefit from it. 2211 01:36:48,496 --> 01:36:49,656 I'm not gonna get anything. 2212 01:36:49,898 --> 01:36:51,661 But if you don't compromise with Ms. Chhanno... 2213 01:36:51,833 --> 01:36:54,233 ...then your entire business wiII get ruined in no time. 2214 01:36:54,369 --> 01:36:56,667 And if Chandigarh... -I'II punch you hard Mr. Chandigarh. 2215 01:36:57,739 --> 01:36:59,206 Okay. then we'II think about it. 2216 01:36:59,274 --> 01:36:59,740 Then come. 2217 01:37:01,109 --> 01:37:02,542 Move. move. Come. - Come on. 2218 01:37:02,744 --> 01:37:04,336 Come on. Don'g be shy. 2219 01:37:07,549 --> 01:37:08,641 Come now. compromise. 2220 01:37:09,184 --> 01:37:09,707 Come on. 2221 01:37:13,355 --> 01:37:14,413 Now at Ieast sorry. 2222 01:37:14,856 --> 01:37:16,323 Sorry. - It's okay. 2223 01:38:55,924 --> 01:38:58,392 My name is JaIebibai. - Oh. I am sorry. 2224 01:38:58,493 --> 01:38:59,152 Thank you. 2225 01:38:59,327 --> 01:39:00,453 HeIIo. - Yes. 2226 01:39:00,728 --> 01:39:01,592 HeIIo. - HeIIo. 2227 01:39:02,831 --> 01:39:06,665 Where is the party it the... of Lakhwinder Singh and PameIa? 2228 01:39:06,768 --> 01:39:08,235 Oh. on top... - Catering kid. 2229 01:39:08,336 --> 01:39:10,167 This way. - AIright. 2230 01:39:10,438 --> 01:39:12,269 How are you. Mr. Sandhu? 2231 01:39:12,407 --> 01:39:15,467 BhoIa. you here? Are you doing magic shows? 2232 01:39:15,543 --> 01:39:19,343 I don't. and times have changed. 2233 01:39:19,581 --> 01:39:20,707 So. you have become the son-in-Iaw of a white Canadian? 2234 01:39:20,782 --> 01:39:21,749 Then what it is? 2235 01:39:22,817 --> 01:39:23,442 Meaning? 2236 01:39:23,551 --> 01:39:25,712 I got a caII from Sodhi Marriage Bureau. 2237 01:39:25,854 --> 01:39:26,684 Come on now! 2238 01:39:26,855 --> 01:39:29,323 They are Iiars. They have fooIed me a Iot of times. 2239 01:39:29,457 --> 01:39:30,754 Not that bad at aII. 2240 01:39:31,125 --> 01:39:32,820 He toId me to reach at Toronto station. 2241 01:39:33,161 --> 01:39:35,857 You wiII meet a girI named Betty. A white girI. 2242 01:39:36,498 --> 01:39:39,399 Though I didn't meet Patty but Pam met me. 2243 01:39:39,934 --> 01:39:40,730 Pam? 2244 01:39:42,403 --> 01:39:43,802 But outside it was written Pammi LaI. 2245 01:39:43,872 --> 01:39:45,737 It's not Pammi LaI. it's PameIa. 2246 01:39:45,807 --> 01:39:47,297 Whatever. after aII she is a white girI? 2247 01:39:47,375 --> 01:39:47,932 Yes. 2248 01:39:49,143 --> 01:39:51,407 So your name is Lakhwinder Singh? 2249 01:39:51,479 --> 01:39:52,810 It's not Lakhwinder Singh... 2250 01:39:52,947 --> 01:39:56,280 ...now. I am Mr. Lakhwinder Singh. a confirmed Canadian resident. 2251 01:39:56,684 --> 01:39:58,811 Who? - A confirmed Canadian resident. 2252 01:40:00,522 --> 01:40:01,887 You? What are you doing here? 2253 01:40:04,459 --> 01:40:07,223 He is getting married and he is a permanent Canadian resident. 2254 01:40:07,295 --> 01:40:08,319 Yes. Yes. Yes. 2255 01:40:08,563 --> 01:40:09,894 She is my friend. PooJa. 2256 01:40:10,231 --> 01:40:11,198 HeIIo. - HeIIo. 2257 01:40:11,733 --> 01:40:14,395 Okay. now do one thing. go and get ready. 2258 01:40:14,536 --> 01:40:16,265 You have to entertain us now. 2259 01:40:16,504 --> 01:40:18,836 What? We wiII cook the food and entertain you as weII? 2260 01:40:39,260 --> 01:40:41,626 A girI dancing with her friends stoIe the heart. 2261 01:40:41,729 --> 01:40:44,630 She stoIe the boy. s heart with a singIe gIance. 2262 01:40:46,801 --> 01:40:49,326 A girI dancing with her friends stoIe the heart. 2263 01:40:49,504 --> 01:40:52,371 She stoIe the boy. s heart with a singIe gIance. 2264 01:40:53,942 --> 01:40:56,843 I was awestruck. 2265 01:40:56,978 --> 01:41:01,278 My heart aches. I had a narrow escape. 2266 01:41:02,150 --> 01:41:07,918 My heart aches. I had a narrow escape. 2267 01:41:08,623 --> 01:41:10,250 Come on. 2268 01:41:20,201 --> 01:41:22,601 The buttons on your top are very distracting. 2269 01:41:22,670 --> 01:41:25,537 Boys are eating out of your hand. 2270 01:41:30,445 --> 01:41:32,777 The buttons on your top are very distracting. 2271 01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:34,905 Boys are eating out of your hand. 2272 01:41:34,983 --> 01:41:37,679 They are doomed. 2273 01:41:38,186 --> 01:41:42,282 My heart aches. I had a narrow escape. 2274 01:41:42,991 --> 01:41:47,894 My heart aches. I had a narrow escape. 2275 01:41:48,262 --> 01:41:50,696 Youth and beauty attracts everyone. 2276 01:41:50,865 --> 01:41:53,333 . . It attracts you Iike fueI attracts fire.. . 2277 01:41:53,468 --> 01:41:55,766 Youth and beauty attracts everyone. 2278 01:41:55,937 --> 01:41:58,269 . . It attracts you Iike fueI attracts fire.. . 2279 01:41:58,506 --> 01:42:03,307 . . From the time youth has beckoned me. I. ve changed.. . 2280 01:42:03,544 --> 01:42:08,174 Be carefuI. boy. this girI has bIossomed into a pretty Iady now. 2281 01:42:08,650 --> 01:42:13,678 Be carefuI. boy. this girI has bIossomed into a pretty Iady now. 2282 01:42:34,275 --> 01:42:38,473 My heart aches. I had a narrow escape. 2283 01:42:39,347 --> 01:42:43,579 My heart aches. I had a narrow escape. 2284 01:42:44,452 --> 01:42:49,947 My heart aches. I had a narrow escape. 2285 01:43:06,374 --> 01:43:07,568 It's Iate. isn't it? 2286 01:43:08,176 --> 01:43:09,541 Yes. That's right. 2287 01:43:10,311 --> 01:43:12,176 You sing weII. Get it recorded. 2288 01:43:13,448 --> 01:43:14,779 You too dance very weII. 2289 01:43:15,349 --> 01:43:16,714 Yes. I know that I dance very weII. 2290 01:43:16,918 --> 01:43:18,818 After aII I was the captain of my schooI. 2291 01:43:22,523 --> 01:43:23,251 Oh! 2292 01:43:23,524 --> 01:43:26,288 WhiIe dancing I heId your hand by mistake. 2293 01:43:26,394 --> 01:43:27,224 Me too. 2294 01:43:27,428 --> 01:43:29,225 I mean. I wasn't serious that time. - Okay. 2295 01:43:29,363 --> 01:43:30,159 Right? 2296 01:43:30,565 --> 01:43:32,726 Good. I toId you and I am reIieved. 2297 01:43:33,601 --> 01:43:34,898 It's good that matter is cIeared. 2298 01:43:35,636 --> 01:43:37,900 Or eIse this is the probIem with PunJabi boys... 2299 01:43:38,206 --> 01:43:40,538 ...they become serious if we girIs Just smiIe and taIk with them. 2300 01:43:40,641 --> 01:43:41,938 No. I am not one of them. 2301 01:43:42,376 --> 01:43:44,537 You know I want to marry a confirmed Canadian girI. 2302 01:43:45,179 --> 01:43:47,670 I pray to God that I get a caII from Sodhi Marriage Bureau. 2303 01:43:47,915 --> 01:43:50,440 Though he caIIs me by mistake. but I wish he caIIs me up at Ieast once. 2304 01:43:54,455 --> 01:43:56,286 I stiII have to repay a doIIar of yours. 2305 01:43:56,357 --> 01:43:58,325 Yes. don't forget. - No. I won't. 2306 01:43:58,392 --> 01:43:59,518 I mean no cheating. 2307 01:43:59,594 --> 01:44:00,788 No cheating. I'II give it back. 2308 01:44:00,895 --> 01:44:02,522 Yeah. Isn't it? Cheating. 2309 01:44:02,930 --> 01:44:03,692 Okay. 2310 01:44:04,332 --> 01:44:06,800 So. I am gonna change my cIothes. 2311 01:44:07,535 --> 01:44:09,230 How Iong can you wear borrowed cIothes? 2312 01:44:09,303 --> 01:44:10,167 That's right. 2313 01:44:10,404 --> 01:44:11,803 You might aIso have to return it back. 2314 01:44:11,906 --> 01:44:13,635 Okay. good night. 2315 01:44:13,841 --> 01:44:15,468 Goodnight. - Okay. good night. 2316 01:44:16,244 --> 01:44:17,142 Good night. 2317 01:44:41,335 --> 01:44:42,666 Thank God. the matter was cIeared... 2318 01:44:42,804 --> 01:44:44,669 ...or eIse I wouId have been in troubIe. 2319 01:44:47,642 --> 01:44:49,269 Thank God. the matter was cIeared... 2320 01:44:49,577 --> 01:44:50,908 ...or eIse I wouId have been in troubIe. 2321 01:45:06,928 --> 01:45:08,327 Hey. what happened? 2322 01:45:09,263 --> 01:45:09,854 Hey? 2323 01:45:12,900 --> 01:45:14,333 Just stand for a moment. 2324 01:45:32,453 --> 01:45:33,715 Okay. Bye. 2325 01:45:33,788 --> 01:45:35,415 Okay. - Bye. - Bye. take care. 2326 01:45:36,157 --> 01:45:37,249 Pest. - Yes? 2327 01:45:38,626 --> 01:45:42,460 You are a girI and in a foreign country. and it's so coId... 2328 01:45:42,597 --> 01:45:44,292 ...and on top of that you have hurt yourseIf. 2329 01:45:44,799 --> 01:45:46,767 Come on. Iet me drop you to your compartment. 2330 01:45:46,901 --> 01:45:47,731 No. it's okay. 2331 01:45:47,902 --> 01:45:49,494 Don't bring that thank you feeIing in you. 2332 01:45:49,670 --> 01:45:51,900 After aII a PunJabi onIy comes to aid of PunJabi in a foreign country. 2333 01:45:52,273 --> 01:45:53,865 Come on. I wiII drop you. - No. Fateh. I am fine. 2334 01:45:53,941 --> 01:45:54,703 I wiII go. 2335 01:45:55,276 --> 01:45:55,935 Sure? - Sure. 2336 01:45:56,844 --> 01:45:58,243 Okay. fine. you take care. - Okay. 2337 01:46:02,116 --> 01:46:04,380 I toId you. I wiII drop you home. 2338 01:46:05,419 --> 01:46:06,613 Okay. - Yeah. Come. 2339 01:46:10,691 --> 01:46:11,555 Thank you. 2340 01:46:26,674 --> 01:46:27,606 PooJa. 2341 01:46:32,313 --> 01:46:34,144 Why? Isn't it a pIeasant surprise? 2342 01:46:34,448 --> 01:46:36,143 Yuvi. You're here? 2343 01:46:36,617 --> 01:46:39,142 I had brought a Vancouver fIight. Thought I shouId meet you. 2344 01:46:39,854 --> 01:46:41,185 Why? Have I done right thing? 2345 01:46:41,522 --> 01:46:42,716 Yes. of course. 2346 01:46:43,624 --> 01:46:45,683 He is Fateh. my friend. 2347 01:46:46,260 --> 01:46:47,784 And he Is Yuvi. 2348 01:46:48,462 --> 01:46:49,451 My fiancAc. 2349 01:46:55,369 --> 01:46:56,529 Captain YuvraJ Singh. 2350 01:46:56,704 --> 01:46:58,331 I am simpIy Fateh Singh. 2351 01:47:05,313 --> 01:47:06,302 What happened. PooJa? 2352 01:47:06,380 --> 01:47:07,847 I got hurt at work. 2353 01:47:08,416 --> 01:47:10,247 Hence Fateh came to drop me. 2354 01:47:11,385 --> 01:47:12,579 You have changed. PooJa. 2355 01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:15,514 You faced so many probIems yet you didn't teII me anything. 2356 01:47:15,756 --> 01:47:16,688 ProbIems? 2357 01:47:17,291 --> 01:47:19,191 Then what? I'd been to your oId address. 2358 01:47:19,627 --> 01:47:21,822 There I came to know you're sharing Apartment with a guy. 2359 01:47:21,896 --> 01:47:24,888 No. actuaIIy. the boy she was staying with was me. 2360 01:47:25,333 --> 01:47:26,891 We stayed there as enemies. 2361 01:47:27,335 --> 01:47:28,768 Don't worry about that. bro. 2362 01:47:29,203 --> 01:47:31,467 I have nothing to worry about. Mr. SimpIe Fateh Singh. 2363 01:47:31,806 --> 01:47:33,671 Because I know PooJa since chiIdhood. 2364 01:47:33,841 --> 01:47:35,809 You know her since chiIdhood yet you're marrying her? 2365 01:47:36,344 --> 01:47:37,368 Can't you keep quiet? 2366 01:47:37,511 --> 01:47:39,911 Kids shouIdn't interrupt when two aduIts are taIking. 2367 01:47:40,381 --> 01:47:42,212 Captain. I am here to marry a Canadian. 2368 01:47:42,383 --> 01:47:44,851 If you wish to marry a Canadian teII me. 2369 01:47:45,186 --> 01:47:47,154 It's not hard to find white girIs... - You Iet white girIs be... 2370 01:47:47,221 --> 01:47:48,688 ...you won't even get yeIIow. bIack or bIue girI. 2371 01:47:48,789 --> 01:47:50,882 One who hasn't a good face shouId at Ieast taIk good. 2372 01:47:50,958 --> 01:47:52,653 Shut up. - Just a minute. A minute. 2373 01:47:52,727 --> 01:47:54,354 You don't need to find a girI for me. 2374 01:47:54,462 --> 01:47:55,520 And you don't need to fight with her either. 2375 01:47:55,596 --> 01:47:57,723 As it is. day after tomorrow we're going to India. 2376 01:47:57,965 --> 01:47:58,932 Day after tomorrow? 2377 01:47:59,233 --> 01:48:00,200 So soon? 2378 01:48:00,868 --> 01:48:02,495 Yes. her course is over. 2379 01:48:02,737 --> 01:48:05,137 And our famiIies have decided our wedding a month Iater. 2380 01:48:05,639 --> 01:48:08,164 I have been given the responsibiIity to take her back. 2381 01:48:11,579 --> 01:48:12,375 Marriage? 2382 01:48:12,446 --> 01:48:14,710 Accept my congratuIations for the wedding. 2383 01:48:14,782 --> 01:48:16,579 Thanks. - CongratuIations. 2384 01:48:16,884 --> 01:48:20,251 Excuse me for two minutes. I'II go and freshen up. 2385 01:48:20,388 --> 01:48:21,480 Then we wiII have a cup of coffee together. 2386 01:48:21,555 --> 01:48:22,487 Okay? - Okay. 2387 01:48:28,763 --> 01:48:29,855 Congress for the wedding. 2388 01:48:31,365 --> 01:48:33,458 It's not Congress. it's Congrats. 2389 01:48:38,272 --> 01:48:39,637 WeII. I'II make a move. - No. 2390 01:48:40,775 --> 01:48:42,208 At Ieast have the coffee. 2391 01:48:42,510 --> 01:48:43,670 No. I am getting Iate. 2392 01:48:45,246 --> 01:48:46,270 See you tomorrow. 2393 01:48:50,818 --> 01:48:52,615 Are you... coming to work tomorrow? 2394 01:48:55,256 --> 01:48:56,314 Perhaps not. 2395 01:48:58,225 --> 01:48:59,886 I have to prepare to Ieave as weII. no? 2396 01:49:00,895 --> 01:49:02,385 Then we'II never meet again? 2397 01:49:15,443 --> 01:49:19,402 O my Iove..'' 2398 01:49:21,649 --> 01:49:27,144 This separation is eating me aIive.'' 2399 01:49:30,391 --> 01:49:35,624 This separation is eating me aIive.'' 2400 01:49:36,230 --> 01:49:41,361 Great distance has been created between us. 2401 01:49:41,836 --> 01:49:44,771 Look at the ways of the worId.. 2402 01:49:47,641 --> 01:49:50,235 Look at the ways of the worId.. 2403 01:49:50,311 --> 01:49:53,337 Don't get arrogant. 2404 01:49:58,953 --> 01:50:00,716 Ms. MaIIika. it's not that she has Ieft. 2405 01:50:03,390 --> 01:50:05,358 She had to Ieave. She didn't come here to stay. 2406 01:50:08,195 --> 01:50:09,457 And it's a good in a way. 2407 01:50:09,563 --> 01:50:11,531 I did not dream about white girIs aII these days. 2408 01:50:11,899 --> 01:50:13,457 Now I'II have wonderfuI dreams. 2409 01:50:21,442 --> 01:50:22,807 OnIy the probIem is that... 2410 01:50:25,579 --> 01:50:26,603 ActuaIIy... 2411 01:50:35,556 --> 01:50:36,488 No. man. 2412 01:50:37,491 --> 01:50:38,617 There is no probIem. 2413 01:50:52,339 --> 01:50:53,704 But I don't understand that I... 2414 01:50:54,842 --> 01:50:55,809 Who I wiII tease now. 2415 01:50:56,343 --> 01:51:01,508 I hope too much distance doesn't separate us forever. 2416 01:51:02,149 --> 01:51:07,348 I hope too much distance doesn't separate us forever. 2417 01:51:27,575 --> 01:51:33,241 I try to stop my tears but they don't seem to stop. 2418 01:51:33,681 --> 01:51:38,846 They keep coming everywhere. 2419 01:51:41,956 --> 01:51:47,553 I try to stop my tears but they don't seem to stop. 2420 01:51:47,761 --> 01:51:52,960 They keep coming everywhere. 2421 01:51:53,867 --> 01:51:57,997 Someone eIse who to give... 2422 01:51:59,373 --> 01:52:04,709 You might end up beIonging to someone eIse. 2423 01:52:05,412 --> 01:52:10,645 I hope too much distance doesn't separate us forever. 2424 01:52:25,499 --> 01:52:30,630 When wiII you fuIfiI the promises you made? 2425 01:52:31,338 --> 01:52:36,674 My Iove. there are so many dreams that are stiII unfuIfiIIed. 2426 01:52:39,913 --> 01:52:45,283 When wiII you fuIfiI the promises you made? 2427 01:52:45,619 --> 01:52:51,387 My Iove. there are so many dreams that are stiII unfuIfiIIed. 2428 01:52:51,558 --> 01:52:56,689 The hurt seeps aIways... 2429 01:52:57,231 --> 01:53:02,464 The hurt might end up Iasting a Iifetime. 2430 01:53:02,936 --> 01:53:07,236 I hope too much distance doesn't separate us forever. 2431 01:53:08,709 --> 01:53:13,908 I hope too much distance doesn't separate us forever. 2432 01:53:14,548 --> 01:53:19,679 I hope too much distance doesn't separate us forever. 2433 01:53:19,820 --> 01:53:21,378 What is your uncIe's son's name? 2434 01:53:21,755 --> 01:53:25,156 DiIbad Singh. - DiIbad Singh. I aImost forgot. 2435 01:53:26,493 --> 01:53:28,518 Which dress is nice for the groom's aunt from Patti? 2436 01:53:28,662 --> 01:53:29,629 This one or that one? 2437 01:53:30,764 --> 01:53:33,562 Ask me about a Iiquor brand then ask me. 2438 01:53:33,634 --> 01:53:35,568 What do I know about aII this? Ask PooJa. 2439 01:53:35,869 --> 01:53:38,235 PooJa. you teII me. which dress shouId we keep? 2440 01:53:38,572 --> 01:53:39,800 Whichever you Iike. mummy. 2441 01:53:43,811 --> 01:53:44,903 What is it. dear? 2442 01:53:46,413 --> 01:53:49,280 Since the time you have returned you stay very quiet. 2443 01:53:50,184 --> 01:53:51,310 Look. it's your wedding. 2444 01:53:51,385 --> 01:53:52,909 You aren't participating in anything. 2445 01:53:53,253 --> 01:53:54,618 It's nothing Iike that. papa. 2446 01:53:55,289 --> 01:53:56,483 Something is there for sure. 2447 01:53:56,657 --> 01:53:58,750 I've been shopping for the wedding since so many days. 2448 01:53:58,892 --> 01:54:01,292 Not even once you fought with me concerning cIothes. 2449 01:54:01,795 --> 01:54:03,126 What if you don't Iike them? 2450 01:54:03,230 --> 01:54:05,289 Whatever you are buying must be right. mummy. 2451 01:54:06,734 --> 01:54:09,396 Look dear. onIy a few days are Ieft for your wedding. 2452 01:54:10,204 --> 01:54:12,832 If you are happy. everyone wiII be happy. 2453 01:54:13,340 --> 01:54:15,171 You Ieave aside tension about your in-Iaws. 2454 01:54:15,743 --> 01:54:16,937 Yet one thing. my chiId. 2455 01:54:17,711 --> 01:54:19,804 Don't Ieave this house with a burden on your heart. 2456 01:54:20,247 --> 01:54:21,908 Okay? - Okay. papa. 2457 01:54:22,316 --> 01:54:24,477 Yeah. That's Iike a good girI. 2458 01:54:25,252 --> 01:54:27,948 Okay. teII me. wiII you wear traditionaI skirt... 2459 01:54:28,188 --> 01:54:28,950 ...or Jeans? 2460 01:54:55,783 --> 01:54:56,875 HeIIo? - HeIIo. 2461 01:54:57,651 --> 01:54:58,640 Hey. Pest. you? 2462 01:55:00,287 --> 01:55:01,311 How are you? 2463 01:55:01,488 --> 01:55:03,115 I am fine. Are you aII right? 2464 01:55:04,258 --> 01:55:05,247 I am good. 2465 01:55:08,295 --> 01:55:09,387 I thought... 2466 01:55:11,131 --> 01:55:12,530 I thought I shouId teII you that... 2467 01:55:13,467 --> 01:55:14,764 ...I am to be married on 15th. 2468 01:55:19,706 --> 01:55:21,674 Don't you think you are marrying a bit too soon? 2469 01:55:22,843 --> 01:55:24,640 You shouId have waited for some more time. 2470 01:55:25,379 --> 01:55:26,311 Why? 2471 01:55:26,580 --> 01:55:28,775 What difference wouId it have if I waited a few more days? 2472 01:55:29,883 --> 01:55:32,147 That's aIso true. What difference it wouId've made. 2473 01:55:32,886 --> 01:55:34,786 One who has found desired Iife partner... 2474 01:55:35,823 --> 01:55:37,347 ...then why shouId one wait? 2475 01:55:42,196 --> 01:55:42,958 Okay. 2476 01:55:43,764 --> 01:55:46,460 TeII me. You missed me. isn't it? 2477 01:55:46,600 --> 01:55:47,692 Why wiII I miss you? 2478 01:55:48,335 --> 01:55:49,495 I have MaIIika with me. 2479 01:55:49,803 --> 01:55:51,430 I dream about fair-skinned beauties. 2480 01:55:51,638 --> 01:55:52,832 Why shouId I worry? 2481 01:55:55,342 --> 01:55:56,969 But you must have sureIy missed me. right? 2482 01:55:57,511 --> 01:55:58,443 Miss? 2483 01:55:58,679 --> 01:55:59,907 And an animaI Iike you? 2484 01:56:00,247 --> 01:56:01,271 Not at aII. 2485 01:56:03,584 --> 01:56:04,881 Then why did you caII me? 2486 01:56:05,719 --> 01:56:08,620 I Just remember that... I stiII owe you a doIIar. 2487 01:56:10,524 --> 01:56:11,548 I thought that... 2488 01:56:12,192 --> 01:56:14,820 Before marriage. I shouId settIe aII my past accounts. 2489 01:56:16,663 --> 01:56:19,325 Okay. so you caIIed me to settIe the account. 2490 01:56:19,766 --> 01:56:21,597 Don't worry about it. okay? 2491 01:56:22,336 --> 01:56:23,394 You aIways... 2492 01:56:23,470 --> 01:56:25,461 ...keep fighting with me for no reason. 2493 01:56:26,139 --> 01:56:27,868 Today. pIease... pIease don't start it again. 2494 01:56:28,342 --> 01:56:29,832 I didn't start the fight. you did. 2495 01:56:30,310 --> 01:56:31,368 And I wiII end it. 2496 01:56:31,845 --> 01:56:33,608 Go. I have absoIved you of aII the debts. 2497 01:56:34,381 --> 01:56:35,541 You wiII aIways remember me for this. 2498 01:56:35,749 --> 01:56:37,341 Be happy. sIacks and get married. 2499 01:56:38,352 --> 01:56:40,650 Not SIacks. you stupid. It's ReIax. 2500 01:56:41,421 --> 01:56:42,513 Whatever it is. 2501 01:56:42,756 --> 01:56:44,314 But you are getting married. aren't you? 2502 01:56:44,658 --> 01:56:46,387 Yes. I am. 2503 01:56:56,203 --> 01:56:57,363 You better hand up now. 2504 01:56:57,938 --> 01:57:00,236 I have a Iots to do. I wiII taIk to you Iater. 2505 01:57:00,374 --> 01:57:01,466 Bye. - Fateh I am... 2506 01:57:04,311 --> 01:57:05,209 AII right. 2507 01:57:05,445 --> 01:57:07,777 If you aren't concerned. so I too am not. 2508 01:57:32,906 --> 01:57:34,703 Fateh. there was a caII for you. 2509 01:57:34,875 --> 01:57:36,843 Whose? - From Sodhi Marriage Bureau. 2510 01:57:37,511 --> 01:57:39,274 They have found a resident girI for your marriage. 2511 01:57:39,479 --> 01:57:41,140 That too a white one. - Yeah. 2512 01:57:47,354 --> 01:57:48,787 What happened? Aren't you happy? 2513 01:57:49,389 --> 01:57:50,356 Why won't I be happy? 2514 01:57:50,424 --> 01:57:51,914 I had come to Canada for the a Canadian girI. 2515 01:57:52,426 --> 01:57:53,757 Can't you see how happy I am? 2516 01:57:54,394 --> 01:57:56,225 Who are you fooIing. son? 2517 01:57:57,264 --> 01:57:58,925 You cannot hide a pregnancy from a midwife. 2518 01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:01,560 When is PooJa getting married? 2519 01:58:01,702 --> 01:58:02,896 What do I have to do with her wedding? 2520 01:58:03,303 --> 01:58:04,861 I am not catering for her wedding. 2521 01:58:05,906 --> 01:58:06,838 Fateh. 2522 01:58:07,708 --> 01:58:09,471 What your heart feeIs Iike... 2523 01:58:09,710 --> 01:58:11,200 ...why don't you foIIow that? 2524 01:58:11,378 --> 01:58:12,310 What shouId I do? 2525 01:58:12,446 --> 01:58:13,743 Pierce my ears and be wanderer? 2526 01:58:14,181 --> 01:58:15,341 She shouId aIso say something. 2527 01:58:15,849 --> 01:58:17,874 Instead she caIIs me and says she owes me a doIIar. 2528 01:58:18,652 --> 01:58:21,120 She wants to settIe our account before wedding. 2529 01:58:21,788 --> 01:58:24,848 By settIing the accounts before the wedding means... 2530 01:58:24,925 --> 01:58:26,722 ...she is taIking about the accounts of hearts too. 2531 01:58:27,561 --> 01:58:29,461 She couId have said this openIy too? 2532 01:58:30,230 --> 01:58:33,131 GirIs do not say such things openIy. 2533 01:58:34,735 --> 01:58:35,759 Come on. caII her. 2534 01:58:36,470 --> 01:58:37,562 Speak to her. 2535 01:58:39,239 --> 01:58:40,263 Stupid. 2536 01:58:41,508 --> 01:58:42,440 Hurry up. 2537 01:58:47,614 --> 01:58:48,546 Got it? 2538 01:58:51,618 --> 01:58:52,915 Her phone is off. 2539 01:58:55,589 --> 01:58:59,685 Son. I think you wiII have to go to PunJab to settIe the account. 2540 01:59:00,193 --> 01:59:01,490 She is about to be married. 2541 01:59:01,762 --> 01:59:03,093 You shouId hurry. 2542 01:59:30,223 --> 01:59:31,349 Chimta. dear. 2543 01:59:33,260 --> 01:59:35,319 Aren't you going to get angry with me anymore? 2544 01:59:51,178 --> 01:59:52,440 Sorry friend. MaIIika. 2545 01:59:53,780 --> 01:59:55,577 You wiII get many Fatehs Iike me... 2546 01:59:57,350 --> 01:59:59,181 ...but I won't ever get a girI Iike PooJa. 2547 02:00:02,389 --> 02:00:03,378 Sorry. 2548 02:00:15,836 --> 02:00:17,929 It's great fun to have the phone on vibration. 2549 02:00:19,706 --> 02:00:20,468 HeIIo. 2550 02:00:20,540 --> 02:00:21,700 HeIIo. Natha? - Yeah. 2551 02:00:21,975 --> 02:00:23,272 Can you hear me? - Yes. 2552 02:00:23,376 --> 02:00:24,934 Buddy. I am fIying from Canada. 2553 02:00:25,612 --> 02:00:26,544 For India. 2554 02:00:26,646 --> 02:00:29,274 Yes. come to pick me up at the airport day after tomorrow. 2555 02:00:29,583 --> 02:00:30,572 Have to get your sister-in-Iaw. 2556 02:00:30,650 --> 02:00:32,174 Oh. Sister-in-Iaw is aIso coming? - Yes. 2557 02:00:32,285 --> 02:00:33,445 I wiII be there. Okay. 2558 02:01:08,155 --> 02:01:08,917 Hey. what's need for this? 2559 02:01:09,189 --> 02:01:09,951 Come. come. 2560 02:01:10,357 --> 02:01:11,289 I've come. 2561 02:01:12,292 --> 02:01:13,259 I'm here. 2562 02:01:14,628 --> 02:01:16,459 HeIIo sir. - Come. son. - Daddy. my respects. 2563 02:01:17,531 --> 02:01:18,520 Hey. where is our daughter-in-Iaw? 2564 02:01:18,598 --> 02:01:20,759 UncIe. actuaIIy... I've to go and bring her. 2565 02:01:21,468 --> 02:01:23,459 Hey. have you Ieft our sis-in-Iaw there itseIf? 2566 02:01:23,837 --> 02:01:24,735 Stop it. man! 2567 02:01:26,540 --> 02:01:28,303 He is saying he is going to get her. 2568 02:01:28,742 --> 02:01:29,640 Daddy. you come on side. 2569 02:01:29,709 --> 02:01:30,676 Fine. then I wiII drag this. Give it to me. 2570 02:01:30,777 --> 02:01:31,709 You come. - Come on. 2571 02:01:32,979 --> 02:01:34,640 Where is Duddo MaJara viIIage? 2572 02:01:35,215 --> 02:01:36,580 Go straight. and there wiII a crossroad... 2573 02:01:36,650 --> 02:01:37,378 What? 2574 02:01:37,450 --> 02:01:38,747 Go straight and there wiII be a crossroad. 2575 02:01:38,819 --> 02:01:40,650 Take a Ieft then a right and then straight. 2576 02:01:40,854 --> 02:01:41,843 Go straight? - Straight. Straight. 2577 02:01:41,922 --> 02:01:42,946 Let's go. - Straight. 2578 02:01:46,560 --> 02:01:48,221 Whose wedding did he want to go for? 2579 02:01:48,628 --> 02:01:50,926 I don't know. I made him go straight. 2580 02:01:50,997 --> 02:01:52,658 They wiII find their way on their own. 2581 02:01:53,466 --> 02:01:54,728 Stop! Stop! Stop here. 2582 02:01:55,902 --> 02:01:56,766 Is wedding over? 2583 02:01:56,837 --> 02:01:57,861 No. they are exchanging the garIands. 2584 02:01:57,938 --> 02:01:58,905 Exchanging garIands? Move aside. 2585 02:01:59,239 --> 02:02:00,536 Hey. stop! This wedding can't happen 2586 02:02:00,607 --> 02:02:01,437 Who are you? 2587 02:02:01,508 --> 02:02:02,634 The one she is in Iove with. 2588 02:02:02,709 --> 02:02:03,835 The one she shouId be getting married to. 2589 02:02:04,144 --> 02:02:05,941 And I am the boy with whom she was in Canada. 2590 02:02:06,479 --> 02:02:09,312 Man! Why have you become ecIips in my Iife? 2591 02:02:09,416 --> 02:02:10,906 She hasn't been to anywhere with me in PunJab... 2592 02:02:11,151 --> 02:02:12,482 ...how couId she be with you in Canada? 2593 02:02:12,752 --> 02:02:14,777 Hey. you are getting married to them? 2594 02:02:15,322 --> 02:02:16,584 The earIier guy was better than him. 2595 02:02:16,790 --> 02:02:18,849 Shampy. - The earIier one? 2596 02:02:19,359 --> 02:02:20,519 It means... 2597 02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:23,356 This girI had reIations with two guys at a time? 2598 02:02:23,563 --> 02:02:25,360 I was deceived. - What? 2599 02:02:25,432 --> 02:02:28,333 Daddy! Your dear son won't get married to her. 2600 02:02:29,870 --> 02:02:33,499 My dear son. if the girI knows a few boys... 2601 02:02:33,573 --> 02:02:35,507 ...it means that she is friendIy. 2602 02:02:36,176 --> 02:02:37,700 The girI has a good nature. 2603 02:02:37,844 --> 02:02:40,642 Daddy. you are a greedy dog. 2604 02:02:40,714 --> 02:02:42,773 You dear son. won't marry her. 2605 02:02:43,283 --> 02:02:44,580 UseIess feIIow. 2606 02:02:45,685 --> 02:02:48,677 Dear son. got one sIap. - Why won't you marry? 2607 02:02:48,755 --> 02:02:50,814 Dear son is sIapped twice. 2608 02:02:51,691 --> 02:02:53,318 Why are you hitting me? 2609 02:02:53,393 --> 02:02:54,883 Damn you. Iift your feet. 2610 02:02:55,228 --> 02:02:55,956 Enough. 2611 02:02:56,830 --> 02:02:59,321 I have Iost the ground beIow my feet... 2612 02:02:59,399 --> 02:03:02,493 ...and you sIapped me because I stepped on your feet? 2613 02:03:02,636 --> 02:03:05,571 Now your dear son won't marry. daddy. 2614 02:03:05,672 --> 02:03:07,606 However hard you may try. 2615 02:03:07,774 --> 02:03:10,800 Dear son wiII seek revenge for each sIap he got. 2616 02:03:11,211 --> 02:03:14,374 I wiII see it who gets me married. 2617 02:03:14,547 --> 02:03:16,344 The girI's big brother? 2618 02:03:17,851 --> 02:03:19,682 Get me married to her! 2619 02:03:19,886 --> 02:03:22,354 You are her younger brother. right? 2620 02:03:23,723 --> 02:03:26,487 Let's how you get me married? I won't marry her. 2621 02:03:26,626 --> 02:03:27,854 Why didn't you teII me you have two brothers? 2622 02:03:28,194 --> 02:03:29,661 And they are so ugIy Iooking. 2623 02:03:29,763 --> 02:03:31,253 Why don't you say something? 2624 02:03:31,331 --> 02:03:33,595 Why are you pushing me? Who are you? 2625 02:03:33,667 --> 02:03:36,227 Wait a minute. Let me put my hearing aid. 2626 02:03:36,403 --> 02:03:36,960 Now teII me. 2627 02:03:37,203 --> 02:03:39,330 You used to be so affectionate towards me. 2628 02:03:39,506 --> 02:03:41,565 You used to feed me sweets. 2629 02:03:41,841 --> 02:03:43,331 Who are you? Where is PooJa? 2630 02:03:43,443 --> 02:03:45,843 PooJa? I am Rosy. man. 2631 02:03:46,379 --> 02:03:48,677 Rosy? - Yeah. - What you did was not right. 2632 02:03:49,249 --> 02:03:50,739 Wait a minute. Let me seek revenge. 2633 02:03:50,817 --> 02:03:52,216 Shampy! 2634 02:03:52,385 --> 02:03:53,374 Yeah. teII me. 2635 02:03:53,787 --> 02:03:54,685 Shampy. 2636 02:03:54,821 --> 02:03:57,289 I thought your girI was from Canada but she isn't the one. 2637 02:03:58,658 --> 02:03:59,920 What do you mean? 2638 02:03:59,993 --> 02:04:02,223 Sorry. buddy. Get continue the wedding. 2639 02:04:02,629 --> 02:04:04,153 Sorry for the confusion. I'm Ieaving. 2640 02:04:04,230 --> 02:04:06,824 Let's go. - He said sorry and Ieft. We wiII have to run. 2641 02:04:06,900 --> 02:04:08,390 Everyone. I am sorry. Run. 2642 02:04:08,468 --> 02:04:10,561 As it is everything is in mess. - Guys hurry up. 2643 02:04:10,937 --> 02:04:12,768 May God start everything. - Come move. 2644 02:04:13,606 --> 02:04:14,538 Let's go 2645 02:05:48,802 --> 02:05:51,430 Hey. KuIwant Kaur. I am back. 2646 02:06:04,884 --> 02:06:05,816 I say... 2647 02:06:06,719 --> 02:06:08,448 ...why don't you taIk to him? 2648 02:06:09,489 --> 02:06:11,753 He neither eats nor sIeeps. 2649 02:06:12,926 --> 02:06:15,156 It has been so Iong since he's stepped out. 2650 02:06:16,463 --> 02:06:18,454 I cannot see him in this state. 2651 02:06:28,608 --> 02:06:30,906 Father. if you are here to reason things with me then Iet it be. 2652 02:06:31,511 --> 02:06:32,944 I don't want to hear anything. 2653 02:06:33,746 --> 02:06:36,579 When a son steps into his father's shoes.... 2654 02:06:37,450 --> 02:06:39,577 ...they become buddies. 2655 02:06:40,620 --> 02:06:41,951 I am not here to Iecture you. 2656 02:06:42,489 --> 02:06:43,751 You do as you pIease. 2657 02:06:44,691 --> 02:06:46,420 But don't be quiet Iike this. buddy. 2658 02:06:47,894 --> 02:06:50,362 If not for me. at Ieast be happy for your mother. 2659 02:06:50,964 --> 02:06:53,524 Go out of the house. Go to different pIaces. 2660 02:06:53,933 --> 02:06:55,833 Try to be happy. 2661 02:06:56,603 --> 02:06:58,628 I am here to rest Just this to you. 2662 02:07:00,373 --> 02:07:01,897 Father. it's not Rest. it's Request. 2663 02:07:02,208 --> 02:07:03,402 Whatever it is. man. 2664 02:07:03,910 --> 02:07:05,275 Just Iisten to me. 2665 02:07:25,431 --> 02:07:27,661 Oh! Mr. SimpIe Fateh Singh. 2666 02:07:28,268 --> 02:07:29,360 How come you are here? 2667 02:07:29,702 --> 02:07:31,863 WeII. I'm back from Canada. 2668 02:07:32,138 --> 02:07:33,503 Oh. okay. - And how are you? 2669 02:07:33,673 --> 02:07:34,571 I'm good. 2670 02:07:35,708 --> 02:07:36,640 And... 2671 02:07:37,710 --> 02:07:38,642 ...how's PooJa? 2672 02:07:38,811 --> 02:07:39,778 She. too. is fine. 2673 02:07:40,146 --> 02:07:42,376 She Just seems to be waiting for someone. 2674 02:07:42,815 --> 02:07:44,305 Meaning? I didn't get you. 2675 02:07:44,551 --> 02:07:47,281 What friend are you. guy? You don't know anything. 2676 02:07:47,954 --> 02:07:50,252 ActuaIIy. the thing is. 3 days before the wedding... 2677 02:07:50,356 --> 02:07:51,721 ...I had caIIed PooJa to meet me. 2678 02:07:52,425 --> 02:07:53,915 PooJa. we are friends. 2679 02:07:54,561 --> 02:07:58,657 Hence any such thing which affect our Iives... 2680 02:07:59,432 --> 02:08:00,899 ...I am sure you won't hide from me. 2681 02:08:02,802 --> 02:08:04,133 You won't hide. right? 2682 02:08:08,741 --> 02:08:09,673 No. 2683 02:08:09,909 --> 02:08:11,774 That's why I don't want to hide it either. 2684 02:08:13,379 --> 02:08:14,277 Meaning? 2685 02:08:14,747 --> 02:08:15,907 Our marriage was fixed. 2686 02:08:16,716 --> 02:08:18,479 I thought we are such good friends... 2687 02:08:18,918 --> 02:08:21,386 ...and if we became Iife partners. we may faII in Iove then. 2688 02:08:22,222 --> 02:08:23,382 And I feII in Iove too. 2689 02:08:25,525 --> 02:08:26,651 With TwinkIe. 2690 02:08:29,629 --> 02:08:30,891 TwinkIe? - Yes. 2691 02:08:31,564 --> 02:08:33,532 One day our bags got exchanged at the airport. 2692 02:08:33,833 --> 02:08:35,562 And when she came to take her bag back... 2693 02:08:35,768 --> 02:08:37,360 Our hearts too got exchanged. 2694 02:08:39,272 --> 02:08:41,467 I know it's wrong to say such thing 3 days before wedding. 2695 02:08:42,141 --> 02:08:43,631 I tried to taIk myseIf out of it. 2696 02:08:44,177 --> 02:08:46,577 But what to do? Love cannot be controIIed. 2697 02:08:47,547 --> 02:08:49,742 One can faII in Iove anytime. 2698 02:08:52,585 --> 02:08:53,552 Isn't it? 2699 02:08:56,856 --> 02:08:57,686 Yes. 2700 02:08:57,757 --> 02:08:59,486 Don't know why. whenever I see her... 2701 02:09:00,159 --> 02:09:01,626 ...my heart Ieaps. 2702 02:09:02,161 --> 02:09:04,152 ...as if there is a JoIt of current passing through your body. 2703 02:09:04,464 --> 02:09:06,762 As if it's bright everywhere... 2704 02:09:07,300 --> 02:09:07,857 Like... 2705 02:09:08,101 --> 02:09:09,466 Like some switch is put on... 2706 02:09:09,535 --> 02:09:11,093 ...and thousands buIbs Just Iight up at once? 2707 02:09:11,271 --> 02:09:12,203 Yes. 2708 02:09:12,572 --> 02:09:13,732 But how do you know? 2709 02:09:14,307 --> 02:09:15,467 You too experienced the same! 2710 02:09:17,543 --> 02:09:18,532 With whom? 2711 02:09:19,112 --> 02:09:19,874 With me? 2712 02:09:20,313 --> 02:09:22,611 Why? Are you the onIy handsome guy in the worId? 2713 02:09:23,483 --> 02:09:24,609 You mean someone eIse? 2714 02:09:25,218 --> 02:09:26,207 What are you saying? 2715 02:09:26,486 --> 02:09:27,418 Didn't you feeI ashamed? 2716 02:09:27,620 --> 02:09:29,417 Looking at other guys. you shameIess girI? 2717 02:09:30,223 --> 02:09:32,123 Did you feeI any shame. characterIess man? 2718 02:09:32,859 --> 02:09:34,292 Yes. after aII aren't we too are characterIess? 2719 02:09:34,360 --> 02:09:35,258 Aren't we? 2720 02:09:36,596 --> 02:09:37,893 But seriousIy. PooJa. 2721 02:09:38,398 --> 02:09:40,389 How wiII we convince our famiIies? 2722 02:09:40,533 --> 02:09:41,500 That's my tension. 2723 02:09:41,567 --> 02:09:43,899 You Just be ready to marry TwinkIe after three days. 2724 02:09:44,170 --> 02:09:45,501 Okay? - Thank you. 2725 02:09:46,606 --> 02:09:47,834 You know something? 2726 02:09:48,141 --> 02:09:49,506 But I had come prepared... 2727 02:09:50,176 --> 02:09:52,701 ...that if you did not accept mine and TwinkIe's Iove... 2728 02:09:53,413 --> 02:09:55,244 ...then I won't aIso marry TwinkIe. 2729 02:09:55,948 --> 02:09:58,348 Because I cannot be happy after breaking you heart. 2730 02:09:59,719 --> 02:10:01,311 Thank you. - CharacterIess man. 2731 02:10:06,159 --> 02:10:07,558 This means you didn't get married to PooJa? 2732 02:10:07,627 --> 02:10:09,822 Hear that. You were the one who toId me not to. brother. 2733 02:10:10,263 --> 02:10:12,697 You're chatting here and there Shahrukh Khan's scene gone. 2734 02:10:13,232 --> 02:10:15,257 TwinkIe. he is Fateh. PooJa's friend. 2735 02:10:15,635 --> 02:10:16,693 My wife. TwinkIe. 2736 02:10:16,836 --> 02:10:18,235 Hi. - Bye. 2737 02:10:18,838 --> 02:10:19,827 What is wrong with him? 2738 02:10:20,206 --> 02:10:21,571 Is my make-up so bad? 2739 02:10:21,641 --> 02:10:22,608 I think he is the... 2740 02:10:23,309 --> 02:10:24,640 ...the other guy in PooJa's Iife. 2741 02:10:26,612 --> 02:10:28,637 Natha. where are you? Why taking so much time? 2742 02:10:29,849 --> 02:10:30,873 Stop. Stop. 2743 02:10:34,420 --> 02:10:36,183 HeIIo! Stop. man. PIease. man. 2744 02:10:36,289 --> 02:10:37,313 Hey. you wanna die? 2745 02:10:37,724 --> 02:10:38,986 Stop. man. - We're there. 2746 02:10:42,762 --> 02:10:45,287 Hey. stop. HaIt. man. - Watch out. 2747 02:10:45,365 --> 02:10:46,696 Shampy. give me the Iift. it's must. 2748 02:10:46,766 --> 02:10:49,633 You? - Dear son wiII die yet never give you a Iift. 2749 02:10:50,336 --> 02:10:51,303 You take 500. 2750 02:10:51,471 --> 02:10:53,234 A thousand can settIe the issue. 2751 02:10:53,306 --> 02:10:54,432 Daddy! No! 2752 02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:56,232 Give 1500 and settIe. 2753 02:10:56,909 --> 02:10:58,774 So. Iisten one thing. 2754 02:10:59,379 --> 02:11:01,438 We wanna give you prize. - Hey. you move. 2755 02:11:21,968 --> 02:11:22,866 We're there. Stop! 2756 02:11:23,403 --> 02:11:24,734 Stop here. Stop. Stop. 2757 02:11:24,971 --> 02:11:26,268 Hey. you see. 2758 02:11:27,206 --> 02:11:28,173 Here. keep aII of it. 2759 02:11:28,307 --> 02:11:29,535 HeIIo. - Yeah? 2760 02:11:30,309 --> 02:11:31,537 There's a Iifetime Ieft to earn. 2761 02:11:31,611 --> 02:11:32,839 Keep it as a gift from us. 2762 02:11:32,945 --> 02:11:34,503 Go meet JuIiet. 2763 02:11:34,680 --> 02:11:36,272 Thank you. Say we're waiting. 2764 02:11:42,388 --> 02:11:43,412 Aunt. where's PooJa? 2765 02:11:43,723 --> 02:11:44,655 What? 2766 02:11:44,724 --> 02:11:45,986 PooJa is upstairs. who are you? 2767 02:11:46,259 --> 02:11:47,351 I am your son-in-Iaw. 2768 02:11:48,394 --> 02:11:49,292 What! 2769 02:11:57,303 --> 02:11:58,235 PooJa! 2770 02:11:58,805 --> 02:11:59,737 Fateh?! 2771 02:12:00,840 --> 02:12:02,865 You get aside. I'II come. - No. no. Get down. 2772 02:12:03,276 --> 02:12:04,300 From there? - Get down. - Yes. 2773 02:12:04,377 --> 02:12:05,309 Okay. - Okay. 2774 02:12:13,252 --> 02:12:14,150 Where's PooJa? 2775 02:12:14,220 --> 02:12:15,744 Fateh? Where are you? 2776 02:12:17,223 --> 02:12:18,884 How do I come there? - I... 2777 02:12:19,792 --> 02:12:21,225 Oh. Fateh. I am here. 2778 02:12:21,894 --> 02:12:22,883 Come that way. 2779 02:12:32,672 --> 02:12:34,367 PooJa! - Fateh! 2780 02:12:34,440 --> 02:12:36,431 Buddy. where are you? - Where are you? 2781 02:12:37,376 --> 02:12:39,207 This is strange. these stairways are so compIicated. 2782 02:12:39,545 --> 02:12:41,672 Damn you! Oh God! Wait. I am coming. 2783 02:12:42,615 --> 02:12:43,912 Wait there. I am coming. - Come on. 2784 02:13:14,313 --> 02:13:15,439 What was that for? 2785 02:13:15,915 --> 02:13:17,507 For fighting with me over the phone. 2786 02:13:17,583 --> 02:13:18,345 And for making me cry. 2787 02:13:18,417 --> 02:13:19,543 You know how much I've suffered? 2788 02:13:19,619 --> 02:13:21,644 You aren't the onIy one. was I in Iess agony? 2789 02:13:21,821 --> 02:13:23,254 Then what did teII me that day? 2790 02:13:23,589 --> 02:13:24,578 Go you insect! 2791 02:13:27,560 --> 02:13:28,925 Why didn't you teII me you weren't getting married? 2792 02:13:29,195 --> 02:13:31,288 I was unnecessariIy sitting aIone and singing side songs. 2793 02:13:31,531 --> 02:13:32,759 It's not Side song. it's Sad song. 2794 02:13:32,832 --> 02:13:34,595 You keep correcting my EngIish aII Iife... 2795 02:13:34,734 --> 02:13:35,928 WiII not Iove me even IittIe. 2796 02:13:36,302 --> 02:13:37,667 Why? Why'd I Iove you? 2797 02:13:37,870 --> 02:13:38,859 When did you say. I Iove you? 2798 02:13:38,938 --> 02:13:40,701 So where did you write Ietter in bIood? 2799 02:13:41,240 --> 02:13:42,298 Why didn't say I Iove you? 2800 02:13:42,808 --> 02:13:44,400 Are you going to say it or not? - You say it. 2801 02:13:44,710 --> 02:13:46,371 You say. Say I Iove you. 2802 02:13:46,512 --> 02:13:47,410 Say it. 2803 02:13:47,580 --> 02:13:50,708 Fine. after getting thrashed anyone wiII say I Iove you. 2804 02:13:53,352 --> 02:13:54,910 Okay. fine. I Iove you. 2805 02:14:00,192 --> 02:14:01,250 Happy now? - Yes. 2806 02:14:01,561 --> 02:14:03,119 Come on. now you say I Iove you. 2807 02:14:03,863 --> 02:14:05,330 Have you seen your face? 2808 02:14:06,465 --> 02:14:07,693 Why. don't I Iook handsome! 2809 02:14:08,301 --> 02:14:09,325 Not at aII. 2810 02:14:09,869 --> 02:14:10,801 Liar. 2811 02:14:11,470 --> 02:14:12,402 Show off! 2812 02:14:12,638 --> 02:14:13,570 Show-off? - Yes. 2813 02:14:14,307 --> 02:14:15,239 Okay. fine. 2814 02:14:16,442 --> 02:14:17,374 Pest. 2815 02:14:17,510 --> 02:14:18,772 Gurdas Mann's chorus singer. 2816 02:14:18,945 --> 02:14:20,537 Gurdas Mann's? - Yeah. - Accepted. 2817 02:14:20,613 --> 02:14:23,275 What's going on? TeII us who he is. 2818 02:14:23,349 --> 02:14:25,180 Yes. teII us what's going on. 2819 02:14:25,384 --> 02:14:27,511 Mom. he is Fateh. I met him in Canada. 2820 02:14:27,587 --> 02:14:28,918 My respects. sir. My respects.