1 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:11,624 "This world. This atmosphere." 2 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:15,290 "lt's of no use to me." 3 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,874 'No, no, no. They're singing the wrong song.' 4 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,457 'No one is heartbroken here.' 5 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:21,540 'Actually, a tradition has been broken here.' 6 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,374 'They are celebrating that.' 7 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,207 'This is a family of constables.' 8 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:27,999 'Since the last four generations..' 9 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,040 '..the men of this family have been constables..' 10 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,124 '..and have retired as constabIes.' 11 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:35,707 'But today, the son of this famiIy..' 12 00:02:35,791 --> 00:02:38,040 '..Fateh Singh has broken this tradition.' 13 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,874 Put it up properly. - I'm doing it. 14 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:43,582 Aunt, come outside. Brother Fateh has come. 15 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:48,207 My baby! My sweetheart! - 'He did become a constable at first..' 16 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:50,082 '..but he won't retire as a constable..' 17 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:51,957 '..since he has become an inspector now.' 18 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:03,540 'There are many who didn't expect this from Fateh.' 19 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,082 'They're embarrassed now.' 20 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:08,332 "You guys are embarrassed now." 21 00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:11,040 "l'm a policeman now." 22 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:12,707 Hello. 23 00:03:13,791 --> 00:03:15,040 Hello! HelIo! 24 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:17,790 Uncle, how are you? - l'm fine, son. Very well. 25 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,040 What wouId you say? A family of constables? 26 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:22,082 We had gotten used to saluting to such an extent.. 27 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:25,124 ..that even when a vegetable vendor called out to us, we would salute. 28 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:27,124 Be careful, l'm warning you. 29 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,540 My family only salutes, but your family could be ruined. 30 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,832 Master, give me your blessings. Hello. 31 00:03:33,916 --> 00:03:35,582 Bless you, son. Bless you. 32 00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:36,957 What wouId you say? 33 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,374 "Son, you can't even cross the 10th cIass." 34 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:39,374 I got through the 10th class. 35 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:41,165 Now you cross the police station and show me. 36 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:42,957 "You can't even write an essay on the Punjab police." 37 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,582 Nowadays essays are being written on us, master. 38 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:48,415 No, son. It's not that. 39 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:51,499 I always knew that you would achieve something when you grow up. 40 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:52,707 I've achieved it now, that's why you feel so. 41 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:54,124 You would call me useless earIier. 42 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,249 Don't you dare call a child useIess again! 43 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:03,040 Son. - Yes? 44 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:06,207 ShouId we talk about your marriage with our Nikki? 45 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:08,874 "How can we get our girl married to this idiot?" 46 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,415 This is what you would say, right? 47 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,915 How can I falsify your statement? 48 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:14,165 Come on, have tea and get going. Okay? 49 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,832 Otherwise I may have to throw you out. 50 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:20,499 My baby! My sweetheart! My darling! 51 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:24,999 My son looks so handsome wearing an inspector's uniform. 52 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,624 You look so good, son. 53 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,915 You've given birth to a handsome son. The uniform is just an excuse. 54 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:30,874 He has gone on his father. 55 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:34,207 Shut up. I will break your teeth with a hammer. 56 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:36,457 I will compIain. - You will compIain! 57 00:04:36,541 --> 00:04:39,624 If he was like you, he wouId have remained a constable like your famiIy. 58 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:41,332 He wouldn't have become an inspector. 59 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:44,832 Don't you dare! Today your love overflows. 60 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,124 Come on, son. The whole village wants to get pictures clicked with you. 61 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:50,957 But mother, l feel like dancing. Can we dance right now? 62 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,124 Let's do it. 63 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,249 "My son will dance." 64 00:04:54,750 --> 00:05:00,749 "lt's of no use to me. This world.." 65 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:03,207 Get lost. - Mike? 66 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,249 Strange. They don't even let you sing. 67 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,665 Stop it. What is this? 68 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,165 I will sing myseIf. Come on. 69 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,624 "We wear a turban. We are men of attitude." 70 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:18,332 "We are egoistic and strong." 71 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,290 "We are very gutsy." 72 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,832 "No one can stand in front of us." 73 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:30,957 "The dance of the Punjabis will make them look like kings today." 74 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:44,124 "Vacate the pIace. Mr. Singh will dance today." 75 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:46,249 "Mr. Singh wiIl dance today." 76 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:55,124 "Dance." 77 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:08,082 "When we prosper, peopIe get jealous of us." 78 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:17,207 "We're cIean at heart. We never cheat anyone." 79 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:23,332 "OnIy we can carry off style." 80 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:36,165 "Vacate the pIace. Mr. Singh will dance today." 81 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:37,790 "Mr. Singh wiIl dance today." 82 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:47,374 "Dance." 83 00:06:56,125 --> 00:07:00,915 "We live happily. We drink a little when we're happy." 84 00:07:04,916 --> 00:07:09,665 "We're stubborn, but great at heart. We ceIebrate on a grand scale." 85 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:15,707 "Not one, but two drums wiII be played till late at night." 86 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:33,165 "Vacate the pIace. Mr. Singh will dance today." 87 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:37,332 "Mr. Singh wiIl dance today." 88 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,915 The inspector is so strange. 89 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:47,832 I wonder where I've kept it. - l didn't find it, sir. 90 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:52,957 You idiots! The whoIe department couldn't find my uniform? 91 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,749 Have some shame! - Sir, you're the one who's naked. 92 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:55,957 Why shouId we have shame? 93 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:58,749 My eyes are red and I have three stars on my shoulder. 94 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,457 You're joking with Inspector Joginder? 95 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:02,249 Consider yourself closer to death. 96 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,915 Go and look for my uniform! - Yes! 97 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,290 The Inspector is roaming about in boxers. 98 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:07,624 What if someone comes to lodge a complaint? 99 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,415 Sir, good morning! 100 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:11,790 Sir, your uniform! 101 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:16,040 You're wearing my uniform? 102 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:19,749 How did a constable dare to wear an inspector's uniform! 103 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,290 Sir, why are you getting so angry? 104 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,124 If l wore yours, you should have worn mine. 105 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:24,207 Don't mind. 106 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:27,582 When a person is in danger, he runs towards even more dangerous peopIe. 107 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:29,165 You're talking Iike that to your senior? 108 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,374 I'll fire you! 109 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,624 How can you fire me, sir? 110 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:33,457 I work for the government, not for you. 111 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:35,999 I respect you because you're senior to me. 112 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:37,207 Or else l would have flailed you. 113 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:39,999 If you talk nonsense, then l'll show you what real nonsense is. 114 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,832 Just tell me what 'fIail' means. 115 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:43,124 What will you get by knowing the meaning? 116 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:45,290 Get your uniform washed. l wonder when you got it washed the last time. 117 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,540 It's stinking. Moreover, you're getting furious at me. 118 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:50,165 Reduce your stomach, sir. Your pant is a bit loose for me. 119 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,082 Stop your.. - Excuse me, Inspector. 120 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,874 Yes, madam? - Actually, my purse has been stolen. 121 00:08:54,958 --> 00:08:56,165 So, I've come to lodge a compIaint. 122 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:59,499 Madam, taIk to me. Tell me, of what coIor was your purse? 123 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:04,415 ActuaIly, I want the inspector to lodge my compIaint, not the peon. 124 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,832 Madam, for your kind information, I'm not a peon. 125 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,207 I'm in charge of this police station. Inspector Joginder Singh Brar. 126 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:11,540 In your boxers? 127 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:16,249 You've onIy seen the hands of law so far. 128 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:18,665 So what if you've seen the legs of the Iaw today? 129 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:21,249 It's another matter that the legs of the law are a Iittle thin.. 130 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,290 ..but still, you can lodge your compIaint. 131 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:26,165 I want the commissioner to lodge my complaint. 132 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:27,165 Commissioner? 133 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,915 Yes. If this man wearing boxers is an inspector.. 134 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,540 ..then you must be the commissioner. 135 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:34,082 Ma'am, if it's about the commissioner, then come with me. 136 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:35,415 I'll record your complaint. 137 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,665 You've lost one purse, right? - Yes. 138 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,207 The Punjab Police will find four for you. 139 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:39,290 Come with me. 140 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,249 Madam, please Iisten to me. 141 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,624 Sir, you really get yourself insulted very well. - Stop your nonsense! 142 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,207 Since he has come to this poIice station.. 143 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,207 ..he has made my life miserable. 144 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,582 He took my uniform today. He could take my position too, in the future. 145 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:59,082 Why don't you talk to the DC? He is Iike family to you. 146 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,707 What will I tell the DC? That he stole my uniform? 147 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,582 He'll say that a person who can't take care of his uniform.. 148 00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:05,082 ..how will he take care of the police station? 149 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,165 But sir, what do we do now? 150 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:09,290 We'lI just have to wait for the right opportunity. 151 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,582 He took my uniform for a day. 152 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:13,999 If l don't take away his uniform for good.. 153 00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:16,332 ..I won't be calIed Inspector Joginder Singh. 154 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:20,290 Fateh, l don't understand something. 155 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:21,832 Why did you borrow the inspector's uniform? 156 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,165 Shera, l was helpless. 157 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,249 The men of four generations in my family have retired as constables. 158 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,874 I had to shut people up. I was under a lot of pressure. 159 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:31,999 I Iied at home that I've become an inspector. That I've been promoted. 160 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,957 I wore the inspector's uniform yesterday and took rounds in the viIlage. 161 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:37,165 Now I don't have to worry for the next five to seven months. 162 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,915 We'lI think of what has to be done Iater. 163 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:40,999 It's mother's call. 164 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:45,165 Hello, mother. Hello. - HeIlo. Hello, son. 165 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:48,582 How is my dear son doing? How's your work? 166 00:10:48,666 --> 00:10:50,332 The work is fine. You tell me. How are you? 167 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:54,749 There's good news. There's a marriage proposal for you. 168 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,332 There's a proposal for me? - Yes. 169 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:58,332 The girl's famiIy wanted to meet you. 170 00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:01,499 I told them that my son is an inspector. 171 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,582 He's not sitting idle that he can take an off and come. 172 00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:06,249 So, we decided that we'lI come to the poIice station.. 173 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,124 ..along with the girl and her family next month. 174 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,415 Why will you come to the police station? 175 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:14,124 Let them aIso see my son's position. 176 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,624 But mother.. - Listen. 177 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:16,957 The master was saying 178 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,499 that he too will come to the police station with us. 179 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,249 Mother, what will the master do here? 180 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:24,624 He was saying that he wants to get his passport signed. 181 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:28,582 He was saying that my inspector son will have to sign. 182 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:31,874 Okay, son. Do your work. You must be busy. 183 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,707 Okay. Bye. - No, no.. 184 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:41,832 Fateh, if your lie is caught, you'II be humiIiated in the vilIage. 185 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,582 What do I do now? I'll be finished. 186 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:46,665 What's the matter? - l'm tense, Shera. 187 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:49,707 The police don't worry. They troubIe others. 188 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,790 Forget all that. Let's go on the rounds. 189 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:58,707 Let's catch someone and make some money. 190 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:09,499 "Shampy son. Father's only son." 191 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,457 "Goes to Canada." 192 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:16,915 "Now he will not return, father." 193 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,165 Police! Father, police! 194 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,165 Stop! Stop! - Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 195 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,499 Stop this scooter. 196 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,207 Sir, this is not a scooter. 197 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,999 This is Shampy's love. 198 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,457 Why are you stopping us? 199 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,290 We want to worship you. 200 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,790 Show me the papers of the vehicle. 201 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,374 We have aII the papers. 202 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,749 Take this. Check them. - Check it, Shera. 203 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,540 Give me. - But please hurry up, brother. 204 00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:37,999 Why? Why are you in a hurry? Are you going to get engaged? 205 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:42,082 That's very expensive these days, brother. 206 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:47,915 Nowadays in weddings we do things in a cheaper way. 207 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,207 Father, what are you saying? 208 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,957 Just tell brother clearly that I am going to the airport.. 209 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,707 ..to board a flight to Canada. 210 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:56,874 The papers are fine. 211 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,957 Shampy is going to Canada! Passport! 212 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,249 How can you go to Canada? 213 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,582 Pay a fine for three pillions. Come on. 214 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,999 How three pillions? We're just two peopIe. 215 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,957 The two of you and the third one is your God. 216 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,124 Why have you written behind? That God is with us? 217 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,999 That makes it three pillions. - But brother, God is with everyone. 218 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,040 No. He's not with me. I'm in a very bad condition. 219 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,124 Pay Rs. 500. 220 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,790 Brother, let's do one thing. 221 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,832 Let's bargain on the rate. Please reduce it. 222 00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:25,207 You're bargaining with the Punjab Police? 223 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,582 I'll flail you! 224 00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:27,957 What does that mean? 225 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,874 What will you do with the meaning? Give me the money! 226 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,624 Brother, don't talk to us like that! 227 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,749 You are a constable and you're demanding an inspector's fine. 228 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,499 Constable! ShouId l show you what I am? 229 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,374 He slapped your dear son. 230 00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:42,040 Beat me as much as you want, but pIease Iet me go to Canada. 231 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,457 For now, you'lI go to prison. 232 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,707 If you stay in prison for four days.. 233 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,165 ..your father wiII pay 2500 instead of 500. 234 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,082 You call me constabIe. 235 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:50,207 He slapped your dear son twice. Father, what are you doing? 236 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,165 Father! What are you doing? - Come here. Come on. 237 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,665 Come on. - Father! Father! 238 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,874 Please stop them! Please! l have to go to Canada. 239 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,540 Couldn't you have kept quiet, you idiot? 240 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,874 Now, instead of going abroad, you'II go to prison. 241 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,665 Come on. - Your dear son was slapped thrice! 242 00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:07,165 Father, you betrayed me! Come on! - Love you, son! Love you! 243 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,999 DCP, what made you call me today? Just command me. 244 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,165 You might find this strange. 245 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,957 I want to discuss a personal problem with you. 246 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:27,124 Tell me, sir. - Joginder, you know.. 247 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,540 ..that I have no famiIy. 248 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:34,332 18 years ago, my wife left with my 6-year-old daughter. 249 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,082 Why, sir? 250 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,082 Because we divorced. 251 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:42,165 You're lucky. My wife says she won't Ieave me until I die. 252 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,999 No, Joginder. Even I felt the same before. 253 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,040 But now, I feel Ionely. 254 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:56,999 I feel Iike my family, my daughter should be with me. 255 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,624 So, what's the probIem, sir? Call your daughter here. 256 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,957 No, Joginder. It's not that easy. 257 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,332 During our divorce, it was the court's order that.. 258 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:11,665 ..I can't meet my daughter without my wife's permission. 259 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,832 So, sir, didn't you ever try to meet her after that? 260 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,124 I did. 261 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:22,207 But my wife took Pooja to Canada. 262 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,290 It's been so many years. 263 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,332 I haven't even seen my daughter's face. 264 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:32,249 I don't know anything about her.. 265 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,249 ..besides the fact.. 266 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,499 ..that she owns a beauty parIor in Canada. 267 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,124 Joginder. 268 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,499 I feel Iike someone shouId go there somehow.. 269 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,790 ..and bring my daughter back to me. 270 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,999 Sir, do you think this is easy? 271 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,082 No. Absolutely not. 272 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:07,249 This can be done only if God helps me. 273 00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:10,499 Sir, consider your work done. - How? 274 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:14,832 I know a person who can do this very easiIy. 275 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,540 Who's that? - He's the most hardworking constable.. 276 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,790 ..in the Punjab Police. Fateh Singh. 277 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,874 If it is so.. 278 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,040 ..then make arrangements to send him to Canada immediately. 279 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,999 Consider this done, sir. 280 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,915 Canada? - Yes. 281 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,457 But sir, how can l bring the DC's daughter to Punjab? 282 00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:33,124 Silly, only you can bring her back. 283 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,832 After all, you're the most hardworking constable in the Punjab Police. 284 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:38,999 Sir, I don't normally drink. 285 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,457 But I feel like drinking this. 286 00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:43,332 Shall I drink? - Yes, sure. 287 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,499 I drank it. 288 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,665 Sir, teIl me something. How will I benefit from alI this? 289 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,165 Silly, you're the only one who'II benefit. 290 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,499 If you do this successfully, then you can come back.. 291 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,290 ..and demand whatever you want from the DC. 292 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,957 I can demand whatever l want? - Of course. 293 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,290 This means if I bring the DC's daughter to Punjab.. 294 00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:03,124 ..I can become an inspector too? 295 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,207 Consider yourself the inspector aIready. 296 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,957 I am an inspector? - Of course. 297 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,040 Then sir, don't make a constable's drink. Make an inspector's drink. 298 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,082 You greedy man! 299 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,124 Enough, sir. Don't make me the DC. 300 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:23,040 By the way, you're a scoundreI. - Same to you, sir. 301 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,040 There's no need to behave like that with me. 302 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,832 I'm your senior. My eyes are red and there are three stars on my shoulder. 303 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,832 You're competing with Inspector Joginder? 304 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,415 Consider yourself cIoser to success. 305 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,332 Love you, sir. 306 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,790 Thank you. - But sir, tell me something. 307 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:41,957 If l go abroad.. 308 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:45,290 ..then who will pay for my accommodation and traveIling there? 309 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,999 Silly, a government official doesn't spend from his pocket. 310 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,499 The government wilI pay for you. 311 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,790 The government? - Yes. 312 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,290 But how, sir? - Just make a faIse case.. 313 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,582 ..to solve which you will be going to Canada. 314 00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:58,582 Then the government will pay and you will enjoy. 315 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,499 But sir, it doesn't look nice. 316 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:03,332 Did it look nice when you stole my uniform? 317 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:11,332 And even ministers make such excuses and go abroad. 318 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,374 They don't go to work. 319 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,332 Sir, you have a point. 320 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,957 But sir, if we have to make a false case.. 321 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,499 ..then where wiII we get a criminal from? 322 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:20,040 You have a point. 323 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:25,749 'Brother.' 324 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,415 Brother. 325 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:32,499 Respected sir, pIease let me go. 326 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,415 Please have mercy on me. 327 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:39,207 If you have mercy on me, then God will have mercy on you. 328 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,957 Brother, I request you. 329 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,165 Please have mercy. 330 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:50,832 I have to go to the great Iand of Canada before my visa expires. 331 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,040 Let go of your dear son. 332 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,665 I need your help. Please. 333 00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:04,249 Help.. Help.. 334 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:06,457 Shampy, the dacoit? 335 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:10,832 Sir, it's an old case. We've heard that he smuggles in Canada these days. 336 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,707 Fateh will go there to catch him. 337 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:14,665 Firstly, we'll get a visa soon. 338 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:18,832 Moreover, we won't have to worry about the expenses. 339 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,790 Whose idea was this? - Fateh's. 340 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,999 I'm impressed. Good. 341 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,915 Joginder. - Yes, sir. 342 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:31,249 You were right. 343 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,457 Fateh is the most hardworking constable in the Punjab Police. 344 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,499 But sir, l want to be the most hardworking.. 345 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:37,915 ..inspector in the Punjab Police. 346 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,082 Don't worry, son. 347 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,165 Just do this for me. I'll promote you. 348 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,707 Even if l have to remove Joginder's uniform and give it to you. 349 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,165 Anyway, his uniform fits me, sir. 350 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,499 It's stretchable. lt fits anyone. 351 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,249 Whether a constable wears it or a DCP. 352 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:56,874 What? - Sorry, sir. 353 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:57,999 Sir, don't worry. 354 00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,999 Your daughter will be standing in front of you within a month. 355 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,249 Very good. - Yes. 356 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,165 Come, Fateh. - Yes. 357 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,165 I'll give you some more details about Pooja. - Okay. 358 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,249 And Joginder. - Sir. 359 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,790 Fax this fiIe to the Canada poIice. - Okay, sir. 360 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,082 Come, Fateh. - Okay, sir. 361 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,790 Joginder, have you made the wrong move? 362 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:45,999 Hi. - Good morning. 363 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,082 Good morning, Singh. 364 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,415 By the way, the chief wants to see you in his office. 365 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,165 Okay. 366 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,415 So, what do you think, Singh? 367 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,999 I'm sorry, sir. 368 00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,999 I'm ready to handle this case by myself. 369 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,332 But being a partner of an officer of the Punjab Police? 370 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:01,707 I'm sorry, sir. 371 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:02,790 But why? 372 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:05,749 Sir, trust me. l've heard a lot of cases about them. 373 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:08,290 They're very unprofessional. They can't be trusted. 374 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,040 But I've been sent the information that.. 375 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,999 ..Fateh Singh is their best officer. 376 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,499 Sir, the information could be false. 377 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,749 Now, this dacoit Shampy doesn't look like a smuggler. 378 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:19,415 He looks like an application for mafia. 379 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,249 Look, Singh, no matter what you think.. 380 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,499 ..you'Il have to solve this case.. 381 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,124 ..along with that officer from the Punjab Police. 382 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,624 You're the only one who's Punjabi here. 383 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,790 Sir, you're Punjabi too. 384 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:32,332 Fifty percent. I'm the boss here. 385 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,415 End of conversation. 386 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:37,582 Right, sir. 387 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:57,290 'Attention, please. Requesting passenger Gary Johnson..' 388 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,915 '..to report to baggage counter.' 389 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:17,124 "The one with beautifuI eyes." 390 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:20,082 "l have heard that your eyes.." 391 00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:26,624 '..are requested to proceed to gate number 6 for boarding. Thank you.' 392 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:27,749 Fateh Singh? 393 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,082 Officers stand with such boards to welcome big ministers. 394 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,457 This is happening for me today? 395 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,790 God, You've made me happy today. 396 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:41,540 Mr. Fateh Singh? 397 00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:46,124 Amazing! Give this to me, girl. I'll frame it. 398 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,707 What the hell are you doing? Who are you? 399 00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:50,040 Talk with respect, girI. Don't talk to me like that. 400 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:52,332 I'm Fateh Singh, almost an inspector from the Punjab Police. 401 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,624 You're Fateh Singh? 402 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,874 Yes. And this is my deputy red Iabel. 403 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,124 Red label? - Yes. 404 00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:00,290 When l hit someone with this, it creates such a red mark on his face.. 405 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,374 ..that he becomes the property of the Punjab Police. 406 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,790 Anyway, forget about the Punjab Police. You won't understand it. 407 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,415 Do one thing, dear. Here's Rs. 5. 408 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:07,749 Go buy a chocoIate for yourseIf. 409 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,415 And go back to school. The teacher must be looking for you. 410 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,290 Give this to me. 411 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,832 Chocolate? Teacher? What nonsense are you talking? 412 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:14,790 Dear, it doesn't look nice. Talk with respect. 413 00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:15,915 Which school do you study in? 414 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,582 How many times have you failed in the 12th standard? TelI me. 415 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:18,374 What school? 416 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,874 I'm an officer of the Vancouver Police Department, idiot. 417 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,582 You're a policewoman! 418 00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:25,415 Policewoman? - Lady poIice? 419 00:23:25,791 --> 00:23:27,332 Why have you worn this bIue color uniform? 420 00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:28,707 Why haven't you worn khaki? 421 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,790 This is the police uniform in Canada. 422 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,624 Blue color? 423 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,665 The khaki uniform looks powerful. 424 00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,165 Over there, peopIe don't accept letters.. 425 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,499 ..from postmen wearing khaki uniform.. 426 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,040 ..fearing that it could be a warrant. 427 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:40,915 Seeing your blue uniform, 428 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,582 peopIe might consider you a schooI girl and not even be scared of you. 429 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:46,332 The police here are not to scare people, but to heIp them. 430 00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:47,832 If the common peopIe don't get scared of the poIice.. 431 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:49,165 ..then how will hooligans be scared? 432 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,832 The foreign government is crazy. They have no sense. 433 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:54,582 If your speech is over, then can we go? 434 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,249 Yes, let's go. I don't want to chat with you either. 435 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,999 Where's the vehicle of the Punjab PoIice? - ln the parking. 436 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,415 In the parking? 437 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:07,374 "The weather seems naughty today.." - Hey! This way. 438 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,540 Why have you parked it so far? You should have brought it here. 439 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:11,540 It's not alIowed. 440 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,915 Why are the poIice not alIowed? 441 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,332 If it has the red siren, you can park it even on the moon. 442 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,915 'Six dollars.' 443 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,540 'Thank you.' 444 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:27,249 Talk to the government and ask them to change the color of your uniform. 445 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,707 '10 dollars.' 446 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,540 I'm a policeman. 447 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:35,374 '10 dollars.' - Madam, I said I'm a policeman. 448 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:36,999 Hold on. I am paying. 449 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,415 '10 dollars.' 450 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,082 I said I'm a policeman. Why are you asking for money? 451 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,165 'Thank you.' 452 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:44,749 That's how these people are. 453 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,665 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - Oh, my God! 454 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:47,999 Bye. 455 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,332 This is your guesthouse. 456 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,957 Wow! Wonderful! 457 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:12,582 If the Punjab Police wasn't so strict, l would have called you in. 458 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,457 Don't feeI bad. 459 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:16,832 It's okay. I'll pacify myseIf. - Okay. 460 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,457 Please be ready at 10am tomorrow. 461 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:20,457 We have to go to the police station and meet the chief. 462 00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:22,457 Okay. No problem. Thank you. 463 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,165 Thank you. 464 00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:29,749 It's really not a probIem. - No, I must thank you. 465 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:31,040 You came to drop me so far. 466 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,165 Okay. My hand.. 467 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,374 It's your hand. I'm not taking it aIong. - Thank you. 468 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:37,707 At 10am. - All right. Bye. 469 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:39,832 Go carefulIy. 470 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:49,207 Deputy, you're slipping on seeing a constabIe. 471 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,707 Punjab PoIice, concentrate on your work, okay? 472 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,415 Silly boy. 473 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,165 Inspector, my dear son has missed his flight already. 474 00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:03,999 If his visa expires too, then Mr. ChawIa wiII suffer a very big loss. 475 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:05,499 He won't be abIe to bear the shock. 476 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:07,165 Who's Chawla now? 477 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:11,290 I'm Mr. Chawla. Proprietor, Chawla Fish Centre. 478 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:15,624 Inspector, if you ever come to Hoshiyarpur.. 479 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,957 ..do try the fish-tikka at our restaurant. 480 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:26,332 I guarantee you that you will surely leave a tip of at least Rs. 1 1. 481 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,624 We'lI try your fish-tikka some other time. 482 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,790 You taste the PT at our police station today. 483 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,665 What's PT? 484 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,915 Physical Torture. 485 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,915 Is that a new dish? Let me write the recipe. - Yes. 486 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,082 Do you want to taste it? 487 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,749 No. Let it be. 488 00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,332 I'm a vegetarian. 489 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:44,582 I want to make a request. - Tell me. 490 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,624 Please release my dear son. 491 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:48,999 I'll reIease him. It'll cost Rs. 20,000. 492 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,707 Rs. 20,000? 493 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:55,040 My dear son is of four square feet in total. 494 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:59,749 This means you're charging Rs. 5000 per square feet? 495 00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:02,290 Do you want to get your dear son reIeased or buy a plot? 496 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:05,207 Inspector, it's a rule in business. 497 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,207 You see the goods first and then pay. 498 00:27:07,916 --> 00:27:11,665 What's my dear son? A bunch of bones. 499 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,040 All right, then. Let's finalize the deaI in Rs. 15,000. 500 00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:18,207 One ton AC costs Rs. 15,000. 501 00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:23,582 My dear son is only 51 kgs. You can weigh him if you want. 502 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,790 Do l have a weighing scale here to weigh him? 503 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:31,290 Sir, why do you get angry? Fix a good deal with your customer. 504 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:33,707 Fix a deal with my customer? Am I a salesman of veils? 505 00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:36,665 Okay, fine. Let's finalize something in between. 506 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,040 Take Rs. 1 100 and end this issue. End this issue. 507 00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:42,374 Mr. Chawla doesn't have any more strength. 508 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:44,582 You're bargaining with Inspector Joginder? 509 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:47,499 Think about it. The date of the visa expiry is getting closer. 510 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,415 Please agree, lnspector. Please agree. 511 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:53,957 All right. Don't tell anyone about this outside. - Okay. 512 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,415 You'II spoil my rate. - Okay. 513 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,040 1 100 is finaI now? - Final. 514 00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:58,415 Bring his dear son. 515 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:01,457 Will you accept cash or should I pay by cheque? 516 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,665 Now don't deduct TDS from this too. 517 00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:05,207 Just be a man and pay Rs. 1 100.. 518 00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:06,915 ..or else l'II arrest both, the father and the son. 519 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,082 Give it fast. 520 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:17,249 Take it. 521 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,124 Can't you give it to me properIy? 522 00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:21,374 It's our ruIe. 523 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,832 We've always taken. We've never given. 524 00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,082 Here you go, sir. 525 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,374 My dear son! - Father! 526 00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:33,040 He.. 527 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,749 You had to pay so much money for me! 528 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:40,332 Love you, father! 529 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:43,915 Stop crying! 530 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:46,415 Your kisses will ruin the atmosphere of my police station. 531 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:47,957 Get out of here! 532 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:54,749 Respected sir, pIease give your dear son his passport back. 533 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,665 I'll give you your passport back. Bring Rs. 50,000 first. 534 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:00,040 50,000! - Yes. 535 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:01,749 But why? 536 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:05,290 It's a rule in business. You see the goods first and then pay. 537 00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:07,790 PeopIe charge Rs. 30 lakhs for the Canada visa. 538 00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,415 I've only asked for 50,000. 539 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,499 Get out! 540 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,999 You can't betray your dear son like that. 541 00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:16,665 If your dear son doesn't go to Canada.. 542 00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:20,499 ..then even you will never get a ticket to any pIace. 543 00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:24,082 This is your dear son's curse! Curse! Curse! 544 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,415 I will shoot your curse right away. 545 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,165 Get out! 546 00:29:32,291 --> 00:29:33,999 Even their money stinks of fish. 547 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:36,749 Excuse me. - What is it now? 548 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,832 Do you have Rs. 50? - Why? 549 00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:42,332 We need to get petrol filled in our vehicle? - You.. 550 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,665 Come on, son! Come on! - Let's go, father. Bye! 551 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,499 I wonder where they've come from. 552 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,832 Hello. - HeIlo, sir. Fateh Singh reporting. 553 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,040 Yes, Fateh Singh. What's the report? 554 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,040 It's very good, sir. Our scheme worked. 555 00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:57,832 The English government has kept me like a son-in-Iaw. 556 00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:01,790 What a guesthouse! Four rooms, a kitchen.. 557 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:02,999 Sir, there's a kitchen too. 558 00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:08,249 Kitchen.. There's a fridge in the kitchen and liquor in the fridge. 559 00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:13,582 I am afraid tomorrow a few ministers may come to massage my Iegs. 560 00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:17,249 Stop having fun and quickly tell me how the work's going. 561 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:20,707 I still have to do it, sir. A lady inspector is my partner. 562 00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:22,665 I will have to keep her away from me first. 563 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,707 Otherwise she will make me keep looking for Shampy dacoit. 564 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:28,040 Oh, gosh! - ReaIly, Fateh Singh, it's very difficult to get you off the back. 565 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:29,915 Sir, what you say is right. 566 00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:31,915 Girls find it difficult to stay away from me. 567 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,749 But don't worry, sir. l'll try my best to keep her away from me. 568 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,457 Because of people like you that the Punjab PoIice has such a good reputation. 569 00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:38,790 Sir, just wait and watch. 570 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,207 If this lady inspector stays away from me.. 571 00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:41,999 ..I'll bring the DC's daughter back to Punjab in just two days. 572 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:45,374 Seeing your face, the cattIe do not come outside the shed. 573 00:30:45,625 --> 00:30:47,957 How will you entice the DC's daughter and bring her to Punjab? 574 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:52,040 Sir, you've solved my problem. - How? 575 00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:54,082 Sir, I was fed up thinking since yesterday.. 576 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:56,207 ..as to how l'll convince the DC's daughter. 577 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:58,624 Now I understood that I won't convince her, but entice her. 578 00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:00,999 Sir, pIease hang up now. I'll get back to my mission. Okay? 579 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:05,790 I think l should keep my mouth shut. 580 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:08,415 He takes ideas from me. 581 00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,540 Come on, Fateh Singh, get ready now. 582 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:14,832 If things don't work out, then your beauty could act as a weapon. 583 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,124 Okay? 584 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:19,332 What did you say? 585 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,790 No, say it again. 586 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:26,957 You'II get me in troubIe someday, silIy. 587 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:28,624 I'm teIling you. 588 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:43,790 "l want to become the hanging of your turban." 589 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:47,207 "l feel like it, Inspector." 590 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:52,207 "l want to become the hanging of your turban." 591 00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:54,790 "l feel like it, Inspector." 592 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,999 Good morning. Looking good. 593 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:58,999 Why are you late? 594 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,290 I've been waiting since half an hour. Where were you? 595 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,582 You've become quite frank. You're being so informaI with me. 596 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:08,124 I've understood that you're not worth respecting. 597 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:09,332 You're very ill-mannered. 598 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,540 Forget saluting your senior officer, you're arguing with me instead. 599 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,790 Senior officer? You? - Yes. - How? 600 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,249 You're constabIe P. Singh. A lady constable. Did you understand? 601 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,999 You're not a DC either. You're a constable too. 602 00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:22,207 I was a constabIe. When I go back, I'll be an inspector. 603 00:32:22,291 --> 00:32:23,374 As soon as l return, the orders will be passed. 604 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,999 That's why l'm a senior officer. Okay? 605 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,499 Come on, salute me. It doesn't look nice. Come on. Come on. 606 00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:29,415 Forget saluting you, I won't even slap you. 607 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,207 If you slap me, won't l flail you? 608 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:33,165 Flail? What the heck is that? 609 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,832 What will you do after knowing, constable? 610 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,957 Keep quiet and sit in the car. My chief is waiting for you. 611 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,415 I too will compIain to your chief that their constable.. 612 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,665 ..doesn't know how to talk with respect. 613 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:41,832 You learn to respect others first. 614 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:44,040 This is not your police station. lt's the Vancouver Police Department. 615 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,249 Your rudeness won't work here. 616 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:47,207 You'II have to talk to the chief properly. 617 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:52,457 The Punjab Police can make anyone speak their language. 618 00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:54,332 So, how are you, Fateh Singh? 619 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,999 So, doesn't Mr. Paul speak our Ianguage so weIl? 620 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:06,249 It's not that. My father is a Punjabi. 621 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,457 That's why l'm fifty percent Punjabi. 622 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:11,415 You just need one peg to make water a drink. 623 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:14,457 Even if you were one percent Punjabi, you would have been a Punjabi. 624 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:17,957 Yes, Mark? 625 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,749 Chief, he hasn't confessed yet. 626 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,999 You better make him confess before his Iawyers get here. 627 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,665 Okay, I'll try. - Thank you. 628 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:27,915 What's the problem, chief? 629 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,165 The car thief that we arrested hasn't confessed yet. 630 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:37,124 His lawyer will be here in a whiIe and easily get him bailed out. 631 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,165 That's why, it's very important to make him confess. 632 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,249 Can I try, Mr. Paul? 633 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:45,999 You? Fateh Singh, do you want to interrogate him? 634 00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:49,374 Yes. - No, chief. We can't aIlow that. lt's against the law. 635 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:53,165 I agree that it's against the law, but he hasn't followed the law either. 636 00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:54,749 He is a car thief, after all. 637 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,790 Like I said, you're not going to get anything without a lawyer. 638 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,749 Come on. The Punjab Police are here. Get out. 639 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,957 He's all yours. - Come on. Get out. 640 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,624 They've seated him on the chair, as if he's a groom. 641 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:13,290 You seat a decent person on the chair and he becomes a thief. 642 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,790 These crazy people have seated a thief. Get up! 643 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,707 Who are you? - Fateh Singh.. 644 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,665 ..almost an inspector from the Punjab Police. 645 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,665 Who Fateh Singh? - Your father. Your father. 646 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,665 I can make a dumb man taIk. 647 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:27,207 I've heard that you're not confessing. 648 00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:29,499 No! 649 00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:33,249 Say that you have stolen! 650 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,332 No! PIease! Please! 651 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:44,165 I am a thief! I have stolen! 652 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,665 Just save me from the butcher! Please! - What? 653 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:49,749 So, Mr. Paul, he finaIIy confessed. 654 00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:52,874 Hey! What have you done? - I stole. 655 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:54,499 I stole. 656 00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,540 All foreigners are thieves in Canada. 657 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:57,999 Do you want anyone else to confess? 658 00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:01,457 Thank you, Fateh Singh. Job very well done. 659 00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:02,790 Take this guy away. 660 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,249 Get going. - Let's go. 661 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,957 Move it. Get lost, idiot! 662 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:11,165 Fateh, tell me something. How did you do all this? 663 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:12,749 It's very easy. Fateh's thrashings. 664 00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:15,082 Fateh's thrashings? - lt's very popuIar in Punjab. 665 00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:16,790 I've solved many cases this way. 666 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:20,832 I didn't know that the Punjab Police's techniques wouId be so useful. 667 00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:24,207 What do I tell you, brother? We don't have any ego. 668 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,332 So, Fateh, do one thing. 669 00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,665 Teach all these techniques to my officers aIso. 670 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:28,999 No problem. l'II teach them. 671 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,915 The Punjab Police are aIways ready for service. 672 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,207 All right, then. I'll teII my officers.. 673 00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:35,165 ..that Fateh wilI give a lecture. - Okay. 674 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:36,749 Now I must take a leave. 675 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,540 Singh, take good care of him. 676 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:41,749 He's a special guy. 677 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,624 Special guy. 678 00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:46,665 All right, then, Mr. Paul. Bye. 679 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:52,999 So, pIease take good care of me. 680 00:35:53,541 --> 00:35:54,749 ShouId we start working on the case? 681 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,165 We've already wasted a lot of time. 682 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:57,665 No. 683 00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:01,165 It's Punjab Police's Iunchtime. 684 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:02,499 Follow me. 685 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,040 You go in and order. I'll be right back. 686 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,624 Okay. 687 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:12,707 Okay? 688 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,665 "l'm an innocent child." 689 00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:17,957 "l'm an officer of the nation." 690 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,082 Hey, handsome! What's up? 691 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:22,874 No. - Hello. 692 00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,665 What is it? - Come soon. I'Il get bored inside. 693 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:25,624 Piss off! 694 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,832 Piss off you too. - Go! 695 00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:30,749 Come. Okay, l'II order. 696 00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:36,165 Hello. No, not you. It's that officer from Punjab. 697 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:37,915 He's so irritating. 698 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:43,499 Where were you? What took you so long? 699 00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,165 It was an important phone calI. 700 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:47,165 Okay, now order whatever you want to eat. 701 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,749 What? You mean you've ordered aIl of this for yourseIf? 702 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,915 All of this? This is not much. 703 00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:55,332 If you eat so much, you'II get fat. 704 00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:58,415 I want to get fat, but I'm unable to. 705 00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:00,457 But why? The police must be fit. 706 00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:03,207 Are you crazy? We are recognized by our stomachs. 707 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:04,665 The inspector is 36 inches. 708 00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:06,040 The DSP is 36 inches. 709 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:08,457 The SP is 40 inches and the DIG is 45 inches. 710 00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:10,415 That's why you all can't run after thieves. 711 00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,874 Why do we need to run after thieves? 712 00:37:13,416 --> 00:37:14,665 Why have I kept deputy with me? 713 00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:16,457 I have not kept it to move wires away. 714 00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:17,957 I just throw it at the culprit from far. 715 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,749 Wherever it hits, it makes a red stamp. 716 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:22,790 Love you. - You also make false cases on the thief. 717 00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:25,540 Whether the case is true or false, a thief remains a thief. 718 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:28,165 If we make false cases of him, it improves his reputation. 719 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:30,707 PeopIe calI him a big thief. Isn't it? Crazy. 720 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,290 Hey, ma'am. Can l get you anything? We're about to close. 721 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,415 I'm fine. Thanks. - Great. 722 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,457 All right, here's your bill, sir. - Have you lost your mind! 723 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,249 You're asking the Punjab PoIice to pay! 724 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:40,249 What the hell are you doing! 725 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,832 He's crazy. - You're crazy. 726 00:37:41,916 --> 00:37:42,665 He's crazy. 727 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:43,749 My God! 728 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,874 Are you mad? He wanted to file a case against you. 729 00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:47,999 I convinced him with great difficulty. 730 00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:49,249 Why did you slap him? 731 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,582 These are contemporary times. 732 00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:53,040 I gave him the opportunity to serve me and he was asking for money. 733 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,457 This is Canada. You have to pay here. 734 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,290 Your Canada is so greedy. 735 00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:58,665 The people in our country are so rich. 736 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:00,540 You can eat as much as you want to. No one ever asked for money. 737 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,999 God! You'Il never change. Nothing. 738 00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:07,915 Back off! What are you doing? 739 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:11,207 Give me the opportunity to match shoulders with you. 740 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:13,957 Are you really this dumb or are you trying to fIirt with me? 741 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,999 Flirt? 742 00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:17,040 I can't flirt with you even if l want to. 743 00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:19,332 Our government doesn't aIlow a maIe poIice officer.. 744 00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:20,999 ..and a female police officer to have a fling. 745 00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:22,624 Fling? What do you mean? 746 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:27,290 That what girls and boys do. They sit in the garden and.. 747 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:28,790 Get lost! 748 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:31,082 I was just trying to explain to you. - I understand everything. 749 00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,999 If you want to work with me, then don't try to get close to me. 750 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:36,040 You're worse than what I had heard about the Punjab Police. 751 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:37,290 Idiot! 752 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:38,874 "Hey!" 753 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,999 "There is no comparison of the Punjab Police." 754 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,457 "Everyone is aware." 755 00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:49,332 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 756 00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:50,957 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 757 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:53,040 "Everyone is aware." 758 00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,915 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 759 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,749 "Everyone is aware." 760 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,582 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 761 00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:02,207 "We make them apologize.." 762 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,082 "We make them apologize." 763 00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:06,874 "This is our status." 764 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:09,415 "Our status. Our status." 765 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,540 "Everyone is aware." 766 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,332 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 767 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:15,207 "Everyone is aware." 768 00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:16,999 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 769 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:18,874 "Everyone is aware." 770 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:21,165 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 771 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:30,915 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 772 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:34,874 "You beat people. You show your stick." 773 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:38,082 "You make faIse cases." 774 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:45,207 "Hey! The Punjab Police don't make cases, but people." 775 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:46,415 "People." 776 00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:48,874 "We look for a good opportunity.." 777 00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:52,374 "..and then thrash them." 778 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:57,874 "We look for a good opportunity and then thrash them." 779 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:01,540 "We don't spare thieves. We let the innocent ones go." 780 00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:02,999 "You don't know, baby." 781 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,290 "lf they don't listen with love.." 782 00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:06,415 "Don't Iisten.." 783 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,207 "lf they don't listen with love, we have to beat them." 784 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,165 "l don't care." 785 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,290 "Everyone is aware." 786 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:16,082 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 787 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,999 "Everyone is aware." 788 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,790 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 789 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,624 "Everyone is aware." 790 00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,665 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 791 00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:29,999 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 792 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,749 Oh, my God! 793 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,749 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 794 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,124 Shut up! 795 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,457 "Your reputation is very bad." 796 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:44,540 "You accept bribe in the name of donation." 797 00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:47,790 "Hey! The Punjab Police don't take money." 798 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,874 "The Punjab Police take love." 799 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:53,082 "Take love." 800 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,290 "We have God's bIessings." 801 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,915 "We don't cheat." 802 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:04,124 "We have God's bIessings. We don't cheat." 803 00:41:04,416 --> 00:41:08,040 "We battIe against death. We're tigers." 804 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:09,665 "We're tigers." 805 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:13,290 "They shine from far.." 806 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:18,207 "The stars on our shouIders shine from far." 807 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,707 "Everyone is aware." 808 00:41:20,791 --> 00:41:22,540 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 809 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,415 "Everyone is aware." 810 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,832 "The Punjab Police belong to Sardars." 811 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:32,749 "To Sardars. To Sardars." 812 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,165 "What do l teIl you? The Punjab PoIice are emotional too." 813 00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:40,665 Back off! Get lost! 814 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,582 Pushing off the Punjab Police! 815 00:41:57,416 --> 00:41:58,415 Oh, no! 816 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,249 She'II be here any minute. 817 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:09,874 Sometimes when she has too many customers, she gets late. 818 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:13,415 But.. - lt's okay, darIing. Even my Sandy is like that. - Mother. 819 00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,165 Darling, what's this? 820 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:18,415 She's my mother. 821 00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:20,665 She's been like that for many years. She sleeps all the time. 822 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:22,999 That's why l wake her up in between and check, you know. 823 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,874 Okay. Okay. l got it. - Hi, mother. 824 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:25,957 Hi, dear. 825 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,999 Come. Come. 826 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:29,165 Dear, this is aunt Neelam. 827 00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:30,832 Hi. - Hi! 828 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,790 And that's her son, Sandy. 829 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,332 Hey. 830 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:39,165 Oh, you naughty boy! 831 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:44,499 Dear, he wants to know whether your mole is natural or artificiaI. 832 00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:46,665 It's naturaI. But why? 833 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:52,957 Oh, you naughty, naughty boy! 834 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,915 Dear, do you know the snake dance? - What? 835 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:04,624 Your mother had calIed us, you witch! 836 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,040 Or else he has severaI other proposals. 837 00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:08,207 Get lost! 838 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:11,457 She is so egoistic as if she is a police officer! 839 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:15,999 Let's go, son. Let's go. We'lI talk to Sridevi, son. Let's go. 840 00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:18,915 Dear, so what if he likes Sridevi? 841 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,749 You should have said that you know the snake dance. 842 00:43:21,916 --> 00:43:24,999 Mother, for the Iast time, I won't marry a Punjabi boy. 843 00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,790 Why? What's the problem in Punjabi boys? 844 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:30,707 Punjabi boys are idiots and ill-mannered. 845 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,082 I've aIready seen a sample outside and at home today. 846 00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:35,082 It's never going to happen, mother. Good night. 847 00:43:37,041 --> 00:43:39,957 If you're stubborn, then I'm your mother. 848 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,749 You will marry a Punjabi boy. 849 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:49,332 Okay, don't worry. I'll be there in five minutes. Don't worry. 850 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,374 Manager? - Sir, the manager is over there. 851 00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:52,332 Thank you. 852 00:43:52,416 --> 00:43:54,040 Hello, manager. 853 00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,957 Hello. -Yes, tell me. 854 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,415 We want to talk to you about something very important. 855 00:43:58,583 --> 00:44:00,124 Please come tomorrow. 856 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:02,082 I'm in a hurry. There's an emergency at home. 857 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,999 Respected sir, customers are like God. 858 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:07,040 You can't go without listening to God. 859 00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:08,999 Okay, sit. Tell me quickly. 860 00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:10,832 Thank you. - Thank you. 861 00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:16,082 We want to tell you that.. we want a very big loan. 862 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:17,665 Very, very big. - Yes. 863 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:18,707 Is it? - Yes. 864 00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,249 How much loan do you want? 865 00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:22,999 Rs. 50,000. - What? 866 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:25,499 Yes. We want to give someone a bribe. 867 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:28,249 What nonsense! We don't Iend money for bribes. 868 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:30,207 What are you saying, Mr. Manager? 869 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:34,249 If you can give a loan to make houses and for cars.. 870 00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,040 ..then why not for bribes? 871 00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:40,999 After all, bribe is also a very big need in life. 872 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,249 You're wasting my time. Please leave. 873 00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:46,957 Manager, we won't Ieave unless we get a Ioan. 874 00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:50,707 My brother is in the ICU, battling between life and death. 875 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,290 And you're concerned about your loan of 50,000? 876 00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:54,624 Excuse me, Mr. Manager. 877 00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:59,790 If we wanted a Ioan of Rs. 50 lakhs, your brother would have gotten weIl. 878 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:01,082 What nonsense are you talking! 879 00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:03,999 It's not nonsense. It's a fact. 880 00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:05,915 A dead person is worth a penny. 881 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,040 And you're leaving customers worth 50,000 for the sake of a penny? 882 00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:11,749 Shame on you. Shame on you. 883 00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:12,540 Shut up! 884 00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:14,290 He slapped your dear son once! 885 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,790 He slapped your dear son twice! 886 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:22,624 Manager, you may slap him one more time, but pIease give us a Ioan. 887 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,249 He slapped your dear son thrice! 888 00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:29,499 Strange. He agreed about slapping you.. 889 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,999 ..but he didn't agree to give the loan. 890 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:45,457 What's the matter? Why are you not ready yet? 891 00:45:45,541 --> 00:45:50,415 It's my fauIt. You had told me to eat less. 892 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:51,707 But what happened? 893 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:56,290 You never know these things. I don't understand what's wrong. 894 00:45:56,833 --> 00:45:58,707 I've done 8-10 rounds since morning. 895 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:01,457 I didn't find any evidence at the crime scene. 896 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,415 Just think that the Punjab Police are not well today. 897 00:46:05,750 --> 00:46:06,624 What do you mean? 898 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:08,082 Everything is opened. 899 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,999 Today l've understood the importance of control in Iife. 900 00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:13,915 What nonsense are you talking? What has happened? 901 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,624 My stomach is in a very bad shape. 902 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:17,790 I have a stomachache. You know what that means, right? 903 00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:18,790 No, I don't. 904 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:21,707 That Iight feeling.. 905 00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:24,874 Touch my stomach and see. Everything.. - No, wait. I understood. 906 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,415 You rest today. I'll investigate alone. 907 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,915 But my duty is calling out to me. 908 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,249 No, you please Iisten to your stomach's call. 909 00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:32,290 Take care. 910 00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:35,665 I'll come with the bucket along. - Just.. You.. Stay here. 911 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,165 Constable! 912 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:40,374 Please wait! 913 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:44,874 Let me experience the light feelings. 914 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,082 The light feelings. 915 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,790 No, teIl the truth. 916 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:54,790 You'II get someone in trouble, idiot. 917 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,290 I don't think the DC's daughter will be able to get away today. 918 00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:01,624 I'm worried that she might fall for me as soon as she sees me. 919 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,999 Let's see. It's a compromise of the Punjab Police. 920 00:47:06,541 --> 00:47:08,249 Punjab PoIice, concentrate on your work. 921 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:15,874 Let's go. 922 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:19,999 I won't go. 923 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,624 You're Punjabi? 924 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,457 Still you're refusing your Punjabi brother? 925 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,290 Don't you dare call me your brother! 926 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:28,082 An lndian and a Pakistani can never be brothers! 927 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,707 This is like the Wagha Border. 928 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,290 No one can come on this side or go on that side. Got it? 929 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:36,332 I see. You're Pakistani. 930 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,874 That's why you started firing straightaway, instead of talking. 931 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:39,999 Don't consider me your brother if you don't want to. 932 00:47:40,041 --> 00:47:41,207 I don't want to make you my reaI brother either. 933 00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:43,290 Just take me to my destination and take your money. That's it. 934 00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:45,082 I don't want your money. 935 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,999 Are you crazy? We've never paid an lndian any money before.. 936 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:49,540 ..and you're refusing dolIars? 937 00:47:49,875 --> 00:47:51,415 You don't get such opportunities everyday. 938 00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:52,332 You're crazy. 939 00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:54,040 You are our neighbor. That's why l toId you. 940 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:56,415 After all, only an lndian helps a Pakistani in an unknown country. 941 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,999 I know people like you. 942 00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:01,957 PeopIe like you ring the bells of neighbors and run away. 943 00:48:02,166 --> 00:48:03,999 You say you'll help me. 944 00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,832 No, no, no. Don't insult me. It doesn't Iook nice. 945 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,582 Because if I start, l won't stop. 946 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:09,707 If the Punjab Police's friendship is bad.. 947 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:10,874 ..then their animosity is worse than anything. 948 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:14,624 I've tolerated the Pakistani police. 949 00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:15,915 What's the Punjab Police in front of them? 950 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,332 Tell me. What are the Punjab PoIice? Tell me. 951 00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:18,707 Really? Then listen. 952 00:48:18,958 --> 00:48:20,540 You tell us. Look at yourseIves first. 953 00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:22,374 You can't see others prosper. 954 00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:23,457 You can't afford to buy cars. 955 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:25,249 So you steal others' cars at night and escape. 956 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:27,290 You.. - Hey! Listen to me. 957 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:28,707 You can't see others prosper. 958 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:30,290 You see others and get an AC fixed in your house. 959 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,290 First get eIectricity at least. You can get the AC fixed Iater. 960 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:34,790 You.. - Hey! Who says that a Sardar can't cross the border? 961 00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:36,124 Here you go. I've crossed the border. 962 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,249 Do what you can! 963 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:38,957 Now tell me! TeIl me! 964 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,040 You people.. - Hey! 965 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,999 The Punjab Police don't have the time to listen to your nonsense! 966 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:44,124 Take your cab away. I have to go on duty. 967 00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:46,374 There are many other cabs. 968 00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:48,499 Trying to act smart in his cab. 969 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,624 Don't come in front of me again! Cartoon! 970 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,957 Yes. We have you for 5 o'clock. 971 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,874 Great. See you then. 972 00:48:58,958 --> 00:48:59,957 Hello. 973 00:49:00,541 --> 00:49:02,040 Yes? - Where is Pooja? 974 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,165 Pooja? Who? 975 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,624 You know.. Where's the slim, fair, beautiful, Punjabi girI? 976 00:49:10,791 --> 00:49:11,915 Owner.. Owner. 977 00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:13,832 Oh, the owner. - Owner. Owner. 978 00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:16,082 Yes, the owner's Punjabi. Let me go call her. 979 00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:17,999 Who says you don't know EngIish? 980 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,707 God, Fateh Singh has shown a little courage. 981 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:24,040 The rest is Your duty. 982 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,457 The girl shouldn't be so posh that I'm unable to impress her. 983 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:27,665 Please take care of that. 984 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:29,457 Yes? Who are you? 985 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:32,457 What do you want? 986 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:35,332 God, I had said she shouIdn't be posh.. 987 00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:36,499 ..but she should have at least been a girl. 988 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,957 First understand what l'm saying and then take an action. 989 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:40,415 You are very naughty. 990 00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:41,915 You aIways do this to me. 991 00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:44,874 Hello? What are you chanting? 992 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:47,290 Speak up. What do you want? 993 00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:50,832 Are you Pooja? 994 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,790 Why do you want to know the name? Tell me what you want. 995 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,874 I.. l.. I.. 996 00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,624 I see. 997 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:01,749 You want to get your manicure done. 998 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:02,790 Yes, I want to get it done. 999 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,457 Come. Sit over there. - Okay. 1000 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:08,582 Give me your hand. 1001 00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:09,832 Are you going to administer an injection? 1002 00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:11,374 No, I will cut it. - What? 1003 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:12,749 Give me your hand. 1004 00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:16,915 No, I can't do this. You sit. l'II stand. 1005 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,540 If sir comes to know, then he'll get angry. 1006 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:20,540 Whose sir? - God. 1007 00:50:20,791 --> 00:50:22,457 What will He say? That the girI was standing while I was sitting. 1008 00:50:22,666 --> 00:50:24,624 It doesn't Iook nice. You sit. 1009 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,999 Sit. 1010 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:30,707 Wow! You're such a gentleman. 1011 00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:33,124 Punjabis become gentlemen on seeing a beautifuI girl. 1012 00:50:33,458 --> 00:50:34,707 Beautiful girl? 1013 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,707 Who? - You. Who else? 1014 00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:37,832 I? - Yes. 1015 00:50:37,916 --> 00:50:39,082 Beautiful? - Yes. 1016 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:41,582 No. Everyone caIls me fat. 1017 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:44,582 They're jealous of you. God has given you such a nice physique. 1018 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,915 If l had such a physique, I wouId have been a DlG. 1019 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:49,957 Don't lie. You'Il be doomed. 1020 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,624 I'm not lying. If you were not in the beauty parlor.. 1021 00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:54,332 ..then this wouId have been just a parlor without beauty. 1022 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:56,832 You're a mountain of beauty. 1023 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,707 You Punjabi boys! 1024 00:51:03,166 --> 00:51:06,832 Whenever you see a beautiful girl, you run after her. 1025 00:51:06,916 --> 00:51:08,999 We can't help it. That's our nature. 1026 00:51:09,125 --> 00:51:10,540 You liar. 1027 00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:12,165 You're beautiful. 1028 00:51:18,291 --> 00:51:20,707 Fateh, it took very long, but I managed to entice the fatso. 1029 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:23,707 Let's go. 1030 00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:27,457 Brother, you! - You? 1031 00:51:27,541 --> 00:51:29,999 One minute.. - Keep quiet. Don't talk. l'm telling you. 1032 00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:31,582 If you keep quiet, then your honor will remain intact.. 1033 00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:32,999 ..and I'll get down from the cab with respect too. 1034 00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:37,999 Listen to me. I won't let you go anywhere, brother. - "Brother." 1035 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:39,332 Have you lost your mind? 1036 00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:43,832 Indians and Pakistanis are brothers, after alI, brother. 1037 00:51:44,041 --> 00:51:45,457 You're getting very emotionaI. 1038 00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:47,749 What are you drinking? - EngIish liquor. 1039 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:48,874 WonderfuI! 1040 00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:51,999 The British separated us and the English liquor is bringing us cIoser. 1041 00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:55,082 Yes. - Give me. I am not feeling the same love for you. 1042 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:59,165 You may drink as much as you want. You're my younger brother. 1043 00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:01,290 But remember one thing. 1044 00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:04,665 No matter where you go, I'll drop you there. 1045 00:52:04,916 --> 00:52:06,040 That too free of cost. 1046 00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:10,999 Because in an unknown country, only a Pakistani can help an lndian. 1047 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,332 If that's the matter. - Yes. 1048 00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:14,249 Then you may go to any part of the world.. 1049 00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:16,665 ..but the Punjab Police will never fine you. - RealIy? 1050 00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:17,832 Because after aII, in an unknown country.. 1051 00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:19,874 ..even an Indian helps a Pakistani. 1052 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,124 Wherever I go? - Go wherever you want. 1053 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,832 Even if l cross the Wagha Border? 1054 00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:26,082 Just come, brother. 1055 00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:27,832 I've come, brother. You just had to command me. 1056 00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:30,165 Careful. The wall of Wagha will break. 1057 00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:33,582 You aIso drink. - No, no, brother. You first. 1058 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:35,790 No. - You first. - Have it! 1059 00:52:42,583 --> 00:52:43,582 Hello! 1060 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,707 Yes? How are you feeling today? 1061 00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:46,957 I am.. 1062 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:51,999 What? 1063 00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:54,790 One minute. I'll be right back. - What the.. 1064 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:06,957 I was saying that.. 1065 00:53:11,083 --> 00:53:14,415 I.. l did not sit down? - God! 1066 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,249 I.. - Wait. 1067 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:28,082 I'll come tomorrow. Okay? - No, no.. 1068 00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:30,249 No, I'Il come tomorrow. - My duty is calIing out to me. 1069 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:31,415 How can you go without me? 1070 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,749 I don't care. Stuff cotton in your ears. You're disgusting. 1071 00:53:33,833 --> 00:53:38,332 Wait, constable. 1072 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:52,165 Brother! Good morning! 1073 00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:54,874 "Brother!" What brother? 1074 00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:56,582 I had explained to you yesterday.. 1075 00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:59,957 ..that Indians and Pakistanis can never be brothers. 1076 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:02,957 You said that in the morning. Did you forget what you had said at night? 1077 00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:05,624 A Pakistani helps an Indian. Free ride. 1078 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:08,415 Don't joke with me. Get out of the cab. Come on. 1079 00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:10,749 Are you my sister-in-Iaw that I wouId joke with you? 1080 00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:12,165 Forget about your words, at least respect the English Iiquor.. 1081 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,040 ..after drinking which you made me your brother. 1082 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,332 I can never make an enemy my brother. 1083 00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:18,040 No matter how much I drink with him. 1084 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:20,040 "No matter how much I drink." 1085 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:21,707 Just cross the Wagha border and then l'll show you. 1086 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:24,082 Why would l cross the Wagha border? Is that America? 1087 00:54:24,208 --> 00:54:25,790 Don't mess with me, I'm teIling you. 1088 00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:27,415 Get lost! - Get out of the car. 1089 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,249 Idiot. - Come on. 1090 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:31,749 He comes every time.. - ldiot! ls he a man or a woman? 1091 00:54:31,916 --> 00:54:33,165 He wiII get beaten by me. 1092 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,999 Hello? 1093 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,999 Pooja? 1094 00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,832 Where is everyone gone? 1095 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,999 Pooja? 1096 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,665 I'm scared. 1097 00:54:57,333 --> 00:55:00,165 By the way, for what treatment have you come today? 1098 00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:03,374 The treatment is just an excuse. I've come to meet you. 1099 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,207 Me? Why? 1100 00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:09,707 Because since I've come from Punjab, l feel very lonely. 1101 00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:11,832 Really? Why? 1102 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:13,832 Because my family is in Punjab. 1103 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,915 Since I've come, l just keep thinking about when l'lI go back to my famiIy. 1104 00:55:17,625 --> 00:55:19,999 But now.. - Now what? 1105 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,915 It seems difficuIt now. 1106 00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:23,540 Difficult? 1107 00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:25,374 Why? 1108 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:28,957 Because now, even over here, some peopIe are very close to me. 1109 00:55:29,541 --> 00:55:32,207 So, I feel that it will be very difficult to leave them. 1110 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,374 Have you ever been to Punjab? 1111 00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:40,749 I have. Once. When I was seven years old and weighed onIy 60kgs. 1112 00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:42,207 What? - Yes. 1113 00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:45,999 Then? - Then I got doubIed and so did the ticket. 1114 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:48,124 I never felt Iike going again. 1115 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,624 But can l ask you something? 1116 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:52,207 What is in Punjab that's not in Canada? 1117 00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:55,165 No, no. There are a lot of things in Punjab that are not in Canada. 1118 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:58,124 Like what? - Let's talk about art. 1119 00:55:58,208 --> 00:55:59,665 Like in the rain.. 1120 00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:01,790 ..when the cows twist their taiIs.. 1121 00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:03,582 ..yellow flowers are printed on the wall. 1122 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:05,540 Will you find such art anywhere? - No, no. 1123 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:08,207 Secondly, it's aIlowed to pass stools openIy there.. 1124 00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:09,874 ..but you're not allowed to kiss. 1125 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,499 But it's the opposite here. 1126 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:13,457 Someone shouId ask them that if a person feels like kissing.. 1127 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:14,874 ..he can controI himself. 1128 00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:16,499 But how can one control himseIf for the other thing? 1129 00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:18,540 Is there any other difference? - Yes. 1130 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:21,207 After a few days, you'll find a gem like Fateh Singh only in Punjab. 1131 00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:22,749 You won't find him in Canada. 1132 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,790 You're leaving? 1133 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,249 That too aIone. 1134 00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:34,832 By the way, I wanted to see Punjab too. 1135 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:38,582 Can I come with you too? If you don't mind. 1136 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:40,749 Why would l mind? Pack your bags right away. 1137 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,207 Not right now. First, you'll have to come to my house for lunch tomorrow. 1138 00:56:44,416 --> 00:56:45,915 For lunch? Why? 1139 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:48,207 I'll have to expIain everything to you. 1140 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,124 To take my famiIy's permission. 1141 00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:53,082 My family won't send their young and beautifuI daughter.. 1142 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:55,207 ..with a stranger just like that. 1143 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:57,124 What if you take advantage of me? 1144 00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:58,832 Advantage? - Yes. 1145 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:03,624 Of you? - You can't pick me, but you can take advantage of me. 1146 00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:06,207 I don't think I need to swear about this. 1147 00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:09,540 But still, I swear that I'll never take advantage of you. 1148 00:57:09,666 --> 00:57:11,457 Go away, you liar. 1149 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,582 You're beautiful. 1150 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:23,790 Let's go. 1151 00:57:25,791 --> 00:57:27,457 Brother! Brother! 1152 00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:29,707 Why do you mess with me? You'II be thrashed unnecessarily. 1153 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,207 Brother, you can do whatever you want with me. 1154 00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:34,707 I'll forgive you. 1155 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:39,082 Because Indians and Pakistanis are brothers. 1156 00:57:39,166 --> 00:57:39,915 Brother again? - Yes. 1157 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,415 I don't consider you my brother. 1158 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,124 As if it's not a relationship but a work shift. 1159 00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:46,790 Brother, you may vent your anger on me. 1160 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:50,790 But why are you angry with this innocent one? 1161 00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:52,915 But I have a condition. - What? 1162 00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:54,165 This time, I'll cross the border. 1163 00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:56,915 Most welcome. Please come ahead. Come. - Really? 1164 00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,499 Come. Come. Come. - Here l come. 1165 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,332 Hold this. 1166 00:58:11,875 --> 00:58:13,707 Hold on, brother. l've got a caIl. 1167 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:15,624 It's sir's call. 1168 00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:17,540 Hello, sir! 1169 00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:20,457 Forget your helIo. It's been three days. Why didn't you report to me? 1170 00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:23,499 Sir, forget the report! There's good news! 1171 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,665 Good news so soon? 1172 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:28,290 No! Pooja has agreed to come to Punjab! 1173 00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:33,874 Look, l didn't need to use the weapon of my looks and Pooja agreed. 1174 00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:35,665 She has invited me to her house tomorrow for lunch. 1175 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:37,207 Tomorrow I'll convince her family.. 1176 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:38,999 ..and the day after, Pooja and I will be heading to Punjab. 1177 00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:42,082 Your advice worked, sir! 1178 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:45,415 This idiot is reaIIy lucky. 1179 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,749 No girl ever invited me over. 1180 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,957 And the DC's daughter invited him for Iunch. 1181 00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:55,415 "Wait. Don't come. Wait." - Fateh! 1182 00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:56,999 Yes. Come in. 1183 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:02,415 Where are you? - On your right. Come. Don't hesitate. 1184 00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:05,040 Come. WeIcome. HeIIo. 1185 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,582 What are you doing here? 1186 00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:08,582 What do I tell you? The Punjab Police are in a really bad shape. 1187 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:11,207 I didn't get tired while running in marathons.. 1188 00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:13,457 ..but I got tired running from the bedroom to the bathroom at night. 1189 00:59:13,541 --> 00:59:15,540 Then I thought that an accident might happen on the way. 1190 00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:17,207 So l got fed up and sIept here itself. 1191 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,249 Did you sleep here aIl night? - Yes. 1192 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,457 There's nothing to feel disgusted about. 1193 00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:24,332 If you have that light feeling, try it some time. 1194 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:25,415 It's very helpfuI. -God! 1195 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:26,915 I'm going. We'lI meet tomorrow. - Wait. Wait. 1196 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,082 My duty is calling out to me. Just take this bucket and.. 1197 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:30,332 You're disgusting! 1198 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:34,165 Disgusting! - Stop! Constable! 1199 00:59:44,916 --> 00:59:47,499 Disgusting! Disgusting! 1200 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,915 Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! 1201 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,874 It's love. 1202 00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:56,749 You'II get me in trouble someday. 1203 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:11,290 Across the border. Brothers. Free ride. 1204 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:12,832 Get down. 1205 01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:15,749 I don't understand why only you're standing here everyday. 1206 01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,999 I begin my service from here every morning. 1207 01:00:18,041 --> 01:00:19,790 This is my den! - Are you a don that you have a den? 1208 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,040 Listen to me carefulIy. 1209 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:22,999 If l see you here again, then I'll flail you. 1210 01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:24,832 What does flail mean? - Why do you want to know? 1211 01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:26,415 Get out of here or you'II have to pay fine. 1212 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:29,707 Why shouId l pay fine? I have all my papers. 1213 01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:32,540 But your steering wheel is on the left. Who'Il pay the fine for this? 1214 01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:34,332 Idiot! Get Iost! 1215 01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:37,290 Strange. 1216 01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:41,040 Even the Pakistani police don't know this technique of demanding a fine. 1217 01:01:00,541 --> 01:01:01,540 I was scared. 1218 01:01:04,625 --> 01:01:06,582 What's the matter? You're all decked up today. 1219 01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:07,540 Anything special? 1220 01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:10,332 Just a little. 1221 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:14,207 You don't need to do this. You're already so beautiful. 1222 01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:15,915 Go away, liar. 1223 01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:17,957 You're beautiful. 1224 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:34,332 This is my mother. Mother, he's Fateh. - Hello, mother. 1225 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,457 Don't call me "mother". Call me aunt Jassi. Okay? 1226 01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:39,582 Okay. Hello, aunt Jassi. 1227 01:01:39,791 --> 01:01:41,499 What will you drink? - l'll drink buttermilk. 1228 01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:46,415 Okay, dear, call your father and tell him that there are guests at home. 1229 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:49,082 So, ask him to bring grandma home soon. - Okay. 1230 01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:50,415 I'll be right back with the buttermilk. 1231 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,249 Father? Grandma? 1232 01:01:54,875 --> 01:01:57,499 Why are you so shocked? Everyone has them. 1233 01:01:58,333 --> 01:02:00,040 Aunt has a cousin husband too? 1234 01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:01,832 What do you mean? 1235 01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:03,874 Where's the bathroom? 1236 01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:06,040 That way. 1237 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:07,249 I'll be right back. 1238 01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:16,790 Hello. - HeIlo, sir. This is Fateh Singh from Canada. 1239 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:19,415 Yes, Fateh Singh. Tell me. What's the progress? 1240 01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:21,749 There's good news, sir. I've convinced Pooja to come to Punjab. 1241 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,290 Really? - Yes. I've come to Pooja's house. 1242 01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:26,832 Her mother.. l mean, to take permission from your wife. 1243 01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:28,374 But there's a problem here, sir. 1244 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:29,457 What probIem? 1245 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,665 Sir, I think your wife got remarried. 1246 01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:35,332 What? Tajinder got remarried? 1247 01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:37,707 No, sir. Your wife's name is not Tajinder. It's Jassi. 1248 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:41,374 What nonsense are you talking? You think I won't know my wife's name? 1249 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:42,874 Sir, it must be her nickname. 1250 01:02:42,958 --> 01:02:47,249 You idiot, I've Iived with that woman in the same house for 10 years. 1251 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:48,790 I don't know about it. 1252 01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:51,374 And you've come to know her nickname in just 10 minutes? 1253 01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:53,999 Sir, your generaI knowledge is weak and you're venting your anger on me. 1254 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,290 Now you'II say that you don't even know that your mother is here too. 1255 01:02:56,500 --> 01:03:00,665 Shut up! It's been 12 years since my mother went to heaven. 1256 01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:01,999 Sir, Canada is like heaven too. 1257 01:03:02,041 --> 01:03:04,540 She must have come here and settled down. - Shut up, idiot! 1258 01:03:05,041 --> 01:03:07,290 Keep your mouth shut and use your brains. 1259 01:03:08,166 --> 01:03:09,999 And go and clear the confusion. 1260 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:11,790 Yes, sir. - Nonsense. 1261 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,707 What a life we employees have. 1262 01:03:20,041 --> 01:03:22,290 No. The taIks. 1263 01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:25,999 You'II get someone in trouble someday, silly. I'm telling you. 1264 01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:31,957 What are you doing here, constable? 1265 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,957 Forget about me. You telI me. What are you doing here? 1266 01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:40,165 Not I. l asked you first. You tell me. 1267 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,832 You liar! I've come to catch your lie. 1268 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,790 You've been fooling me since three days. 1269 01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:47,540 You said you had a stomachache, and you're drinking buttermiIk here. 1270 01:03:47,625 --> 01:03:48,790 I didn't drink the buttermilk. 1271 01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:49,999 Ask her. I didn't even drink water. 1272 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:51,082 Don't change the topic. 1273 01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:53,124 Tell the truth. Why did you go to her parlor? 1274 01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:56,915 You're great, constable. From where have you got these beautiful looks? 1275 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:59,540 You girls don't come out of the parlor for hours. 1276 01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:01,665 When the Punjab PoIice wanted to get some beauty treatment done.. 1277 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:02,957 ..you're using your third degree. -Shut up. 1278 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,999 You went there for beauty treatment? 1279 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,207 Do cars ever get serviced? 1280 01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:06,374 Stop your interrogation. 1281 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,332 How did you enter someone's house without a warrant? 1282 01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:10,957 Get out of here. - l don't need a warrant to come to my friend's house. 1283 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:11,999 Preet is my friend. 1284 01:04:13,875 --> 01:04:15,915 At least ask your friend what her name is. Her name is Pooja. 1285 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,499 She's Preet. l'm Pooja. 1286 01:04:17,916 --> 01:04:19,457 Pooja, tell her. She's lost her mind. 1287 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:23,165 She's right. She's Pooja and l'm Preet. 1288 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,082 Did you understand, Mr. Fateh? 1289 01:04:25,416 --> 01:04:26,415 What? 1290 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,207 But how can she be Pooja? Pooja works in a parIor. 1291 01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:35,332 I used to. But when I joined the police force, l left the parIor. 1292 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:36,999 Couldn't you have told me this before? 1293 01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:38,082 How would l have toId you? 1294 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:41,749 Pooja had told everyone that she still works in the parlor. 1295 01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:45,082 Her mother hates the police force. That's why. 1296 01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:46,457 Did you understand? 1297 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,374 This means you're the real Ms. Pooja, constabIe? 1298 01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:54,457 And I was flirting with this fatso without a reason. 1299 01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:58,082 You called me fatso? 1300 01:05:00,541 --> 01:05:01,540 Mother! 1301 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,290 Don't you dare come here again! Get lost! 1302 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,582 Pooja, get him out. 1303 01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:14,415 I had a doubt on you since the very first day, constable. 1304 01:05:14,833 --> 01:05:18,082 But now I'm sure that you didn't come here to soIve the case.. 1305 01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:21,624 ..but to entice an innocent girI like Preet and get settled here. 1306 01:05:22,791 --> 01:05:24,124 But get ready to leave now. 1307 01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:28,832 Now just wait and watch how I get you deported within two days. 1308 01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,665 He caIIs himself the Punjab PoIice. 1309 01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,624 Are You satisfied now? Are You happy? 1310 01:05:48,916 --> 01:05:49,999 I won't taIk to You. 1311 01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:54,707 But what will the Punjab PoIice do now? 1312 01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:56,874 "There is no comparison of the Punjab Police." 1313 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,957 Buy my father. - l'm sweet. 1314 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,457 For 50,000. - Totally. 1315 01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:09,874 Buy my father. - l'm sweet. 1316 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:13,832 Son. My dear son, say it louder. 1317 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:17,915 The louder you say, the more you will be able to publicize. 1318 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,207 Father, l am unable to raise my voice. 1319 01:06:21,416 --> 01:06:23,999 My heart is sad. 1320 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:26,790 I wish your dear son could be sold instead of you. 1321 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:28,832 Sorry to say, my dear son, 1322 01:06:28,916 --> 01:06:31,040 but no one would have paid even a penny for you. 1323 01:06:31,833 --> 01:06:33,790 These are contemporary times, son. 1324 01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:37,290 The cruel world doesn't see the heart, but body. 1325 01:06:37,666 --> 01:06:41,832 That's why once your father is sold for Rs. 50,000.. 1326 01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:46,165 ..I'm sure that when my dear son goes to Canada.. 1327 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:51,540 ..he'lI make so much money that he'll buy his father back. 1328 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:55,874 Love you, father. - Love you too. 1329 01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:57,915 Father. Father, a customer is coming. 1330 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,165 Don't get emotionaI. Let's talk business. 1331 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:01,874 Open the first three buttons of your shirt. 1332 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,249 Three buttons? Why? 1333 01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:07,540 Father, the more glamorous you look, the more the customer will pay. 1334 01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:09,790 Buy my father! Buy my father! 1335 01:07:10,125 --> 01:07:11,832 What? - Buy Shampy's father. 1336 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,832 Why? l have my own. 1337 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,290 You may have, brother, but not like Shampy's father. 1338 01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,957 Really? - Look how good he is. 1339 01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:23,915 There's beauty. There's glamour. There's steel-like body. 1340 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,999 Do you look like your father? - Yes. 1341 01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:28,332 That's why you're ugly. 1342 01:07:28,833 --> 01:07:30,624 Brother, if your face was like that of Shampy's father.. 1343 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:33,832 ..even you wouId have been good-looking Iike Shampy. 1344 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,249 Shampy's father has given Shampy everything. 1345 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:40,040 Business, a nice body, a vehicIe. 1346 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:44,290 Just throw your useIess father in the bin. 1347 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:46,999 What will you do with an ugly, good-for-nothing father? 1348 01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:48,540 Buy Shampy's father. 1349 01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,624 You will be happy and your mother wiII be happy too. 1350 01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:53,457 Your dear son was sIapped once! 1351 01:07:54,291 --> 01:07:55,874 Your dear son was sIapped twice! - Shut up. 1352 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,499 Father! 1353 01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:01,457 Your dear son was sIapped thrice! Why did you hit me? 1354 01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:03,290 Why did you taIk about his mother? 1355 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:04,957 Sorry. 1356 01:08:05,625 --> 01:08:08,249 Buy my father. - l'm sweet. 1357 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:10,999 For 50,000. - Totally. 1358 01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:16,374 You mean the DC's daughter doesn't work in a parlor. 1359 01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:17,957 She's a constable? 1360 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,707 Sir, it's that constable who I harassed a lot. 1361 01:08:20,791 --> 01:08:22,249 She wants to flail me now. 1362 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,665 I don't know what this 'flail' is. What does 'flaiI' mean? 1363 01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:26,207 Why do you want to know, sir? 1364 01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:29,124 You tell me what l should do. I'm stuck. 1365 01:08:29,416 --> 01:08:32,249 What else can you do? Just come back. 1366 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:34,915 Now she'II get you deported anyhow. 1367 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,707 Sir, it's entirely the DC's fault. 1368 01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:38,249 The DC knows about the whoIe city. 1369 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:39,999 But he doesn't know about his daughter, sir. 1370 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:43,499 The girl's mother doesn't know what she's doing. 1371 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,790 How will sir know? 1372 01:08:46,416 --> 01:08:49,499 Sir, you are so smart. 1373 01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:51,374 What did I say now? 1374 01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,790 I didn't think that the girI's mother doesn't know what she does. 1375 01:08:53,875 --> 01:08:54,832 So what? 1376 01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:56,665 It will work for us. - How? 1377 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,165 Sir, just wait and watch. 1378 01:08:58,375 --> 01:08:59,790 The girl might have aIl her papers.. 1379 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:01,332 ..but Fateh Singh will make her pay a fine. 1380 01:09:01,583 --> 01:09:02,665 Bye. Love you. 1381 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,082 I wonder what's on his mind now. 1382 01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:07,624 I really should keep my mouth shut. 1383 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:10,374 Really? Have some more. 1384 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,082 Son, have some more. 1385 01:09:12,166 --> 01:09:13,582 If l eat any more, then I'll get fat. 1386 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,082 Mother! - I think Pooja is here. 1387 01:09:19,541 --> 01:09:22,665 Aunt, l'll eat if you feed me. 1388 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,999 Because eating food from a mother's hand is pIeasurable. 1389 01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,249 Give me. 1390 01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:27,957 Take this, son. 1391 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,040 You? What are you doing here? 1392 01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:35,457 Pooja, he came here looking for you. 1393 01:09:35,916 --> 01:09:40,040 Why didn't you tell me that such a lovely Punjabi boy is your friend? 1394 01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:41,415 He? He's not my friend. 1395 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:43,207 What? 1396 01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,082 She doesn't work in a parlor either. 1397 01:09:46,083 --> 01:09:47,082 What? 1398 01:09:47,625 --> 01:09:49,415 Mother, l mean.. 1399 01:09:50,416 --> 01:09:54,415 He's not my friend. He's a very dear friend of mine. Right? 1400 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:58,707 Yes. Yes. She also works very well in the parlor. 1401 01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:01,457 I see! I see! 1402 01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:04,665 Mother, give me something to eat too. I'm very hungry. 1403 01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:06,457 Of course. I'll get it right away. - Thanks, mother. 1404 01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:07,790 You're hungry? Here, have this. 1405 01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:11,124 If you tell the truth to mother, then I won't spare you. 1406 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:14,124 Don't deport me and l won't tell the truth to your mother. 1407 01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:15,749 I can't go against my duty. 1408 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,749 Even I can't betray the woman who fed me with so much love. 1409 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,957 Aunt! - l promise. 1410 01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:22,540 Don't you dare tell mother anything! 1411 01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:24,499 If it's about a promise, then no matter what happens.. 1412 01:10:24,583 --> 01:10:26,207 ..Fateh Singh won't tell her anything. 1413 01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:28,874 What won't you telI, son? - That she is a policewoman. 1414 01:10:30,041 --> 01:10:32,624 What? - What? - What? 1415 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:36,374 Is he telling the truth? 1416 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:37,749 Mother, l can explain. 1417 01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:45,540 Oh, God! 1418 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:49,999 You weren't ashamed before deceiving your mother like that? 1419 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,665 I worked so hard to educate you. For what? 1420 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,707 Mother.. - So that you lie to me? 1421 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,082 Mother, don't say that. - What else should I say? 1422 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:05,749 If not the parlor, you should have joined a bank. 1423 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,332 You should have become a doctor. 1424 01:11:07,416 --> 01:11:09,582 Why did you have to work with the poIice? 1425 01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:13,832 You are your father's daughter, after all. 1426 01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:17,332 Your mother doesn't have a right on you. 1427 01:11:17,416 --> 01:11:19,790 Mother, l'II resign tomorrow itself if you say. 1428 01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:21,790 But pIease don't get upset. 1429 01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,999 No, aunt. Tell her to resign today itself. 1430 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:25,749 What if you change your mind tomorrow? 1431 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,124 I'll change my mind? Why? 1432 01:11:29,416 --> 01:11:30,790 Tomorrow you might feel that you were wrong. 1433 01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:31,999 So, you might change your mind. 1434 01:11:33,291 --> 01:11:36,124 My mind? Wrong? 1435 01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:38,124 No, aunt. You're not wrong, but you might feel so. 1436 01:11:38,291 --> 01:11:39,749 It would have been wrong if you had a son.. 1437 01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:41,290 ..and you would have stopped him from joining the police force. 1438 01:11:41,375 --> 01:11:43,749 She's a girI. And it's our duty to suppress girls. 1439 01:11:43,916 --> 01:11:46,249 Because girls and cuIture go hand in hand. Right, aunt? 1440 01:11:46,583 --> 01:11:47,999 Yes. - Right? - Yes. 1441 01:11:48,291 --> 01:11:50,165 All of us feel that girIs are not less than boys. 1442 01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:51,915 Though girls are much more successfuI than boys. 1443 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,624 A boy may stand on the street for one hour, but no one wiII give him a lift. 1444 01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:56,582 But if a girI stands, everyone wants to give her a lift. 1445 01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:58,499 Girls have become thieves. They murder. 1446 01:11:58,583 --> 01:11:59,915 But why do we care about these achievements? 1447 01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:02,540 We like those girls who get scared of cockroaches. 1448 01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:04,624 And when we talk about marriage, they feel shy. 1449 01:12:04,875 --> 01:12:06,665 After all, it's our cuIture to suppress girls. 1450 01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:09,207 Because girls and cuIture go hand in hand. Right, aunt? 1451 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,249 Yes. - That's why wake up, aunt! 1452 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:16,165 No, I mean.. let your conscience wake up. You sit. Yes. 1453 01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:18,624 Wake up and stop Pooja from doing what she likes to do. 1454 01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:19,540 Because it's your duty. 1455 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,707 And aIso that granny who's been sleeping since ages. 1456 01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:23,457 Because it's our culture to suppress girIs. 1457 01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:25,374 Because girls and culture go hand in hand. 1458 01:12:25,458 --> 01:12:27,207 Long Iive revolution! 1459 01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:32,082 Did I talk too much? 1460 01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:36,915 No, son. What you said is right. 1461 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:42,999 If mothers don't change their thinking regarding their daughters.. 1462 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:46,040 ..then how will the society's thinking change? 1463 01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:47,707 What are you saying, aunt? 1464 01:12:48,125 --> 01:12:49,665 I'm saying the right thing. 1465 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:56,999 Pooja dear, you can do what you feel like. l'II never stop you. 1466 01:12:57,375 --> 01:12:58,832 Really, mother? - Yes. 1467 01:13:00,166 --> 01:13:01,957 Mother. l love you. 1468 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,957 Love you too, dear. -I love you so much. - Love you too. 1469 01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:06,665 Oh, my God! You were amazing. 1470 01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:09,249 You solved such a big problem of mine in a jiffy. 1471 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,457 The Punjab Police are taIented as well. 1472 01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:14,707 Seriously. Thank you, Fateh. 1473 01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:15,999 Why are you thanking me? 1474 01:13:16,083 --> 01:13:17,999 I solved your problem, so you help me too. 1475 01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:20,749 Why shouId l help you? 1476 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,165 Hello. Hold on. What do you mean why? 1477 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,707 We had promised each other. 1478 01:13:26,416 --> 01:13:27,415 We had promised.. 1479 01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:29,249 ..but you broke your promise by telIing the truth to mother. 1480 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:31,374 So, technically, I can break it too. 1481 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:33,707 Technically, you don't look like a witch, but you are. 1482 01:13:33,791 --> 01:13:34,957 I'm warning you. Don't mess with me. 1483 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,374 Because if the Punjab Police's friendship is good.. 1484 01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:37,999 ..their animosity is worse than anything. -Okay. 1485 01:13:38,041 --> 01:13:41,249 Relax. l don't intend to betray you, constable. 1486 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:45,582 I'm just saying that we'lI break the old promise and make a new one. Okay? 1487 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:47,207 New promise? Which one? 1488 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:48,332 First promise me. 1489 01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:50,665 Why shouId l promise? I wonder what you might ask for. 1490 01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:52,124 Really? Are you scared? 1491 01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:55,332 If that's the matter, then see my guts. 1492 01:13:55,541 --> 01:13:56,832 You can ask for my life too. 1493 01:13:57,041 --> 01:13:58,165 Come on, Iet's promise. 1494 01:13:59,041 --> 01:14:00,165 What are you doing? 1495 01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:01,790 Girls Iike you do anything. 1496 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,999 Shake hands. 1497 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:05,540 Go away. Promise. 1498 01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:09,415 Okay. Here's my promise. Tell me what the problem is. 1499 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:20,499 My hand. 1500 01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:23,499 It's yours. I'm not taking it along. Tell me. 1501 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:24,874 Well.. 1502 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:27,124 there's a boy. 1503 01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:31,457 Krish? - Not Krish, sir. Chris. He's a foreigner. 1504 01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:32,624 She wants to marry him. 1505 01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:34,207 And she wants me to convince her mother. 1506 01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:36,082 Tell me. Have I come to take her back or do aIl this? 1507 01:14:36,291 --> 01:14:37,582 Sir, am l her uncle? 1508 01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:39,540 The police are like uncles to everyone. 1509 01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:41,499 Sir, don't explain reIationships to me. Give me a solution. 1510 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:43,332 Am I a guide here to give you solutions every time? 1511 01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:45,790 Whenever there's a probIem, you call me. 1512 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,665 My mind is jammed. 1513 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:50,082 Sir, don't get angry. Try to understand. 1514 01:14:50,166 --> 01:14:51,999 If her mother agrees, then Pooja won't come to Punjab. 1515 01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:54,374 And if l'm unable to convince her mother, then she'll get me deported. 1516 01:14:54,541 --> 01:14:55,915 What do I do? I'm stuck. 1517 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,582 You're concerned about your problem. My life is in a mess too. 1518 01:14:58,666 --> 01:14:59,999 What's the matter, sir? 1519 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:02,582 My mother-in-law has come to live in my house permanentIy. 1520 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:03,540 The lady-don. 1521 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:06,374 Sir, that's a very big probIem. I always say that if your.. 1522 01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:08,540 ..mother-in-law isn't good, it's better that she dies. 1523 01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:10,707 A mother-in-law looks good when she Iives in her own house. 1524 01:15:10,958 --> 01:15:14,290 She came and told me, "Keep me here, son. I will stay in a corner." 1525 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,915 I say, Iet her stay in a corner, but in her own house. 1526 01:15:19,250 --> 01:15:20,082 Sir, I've got it. 1527 01:15:20,166 --> 01:15:21,374 Don't get too excited. 1528 01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:23,124 You'II reaIize when your mother-in-Iaw comes to your house. 1529 01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:25,374 Sir, I've got a scheme in mind. I've got an idea. 1530 01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:27,999 Just hang up. Thank you. Love you. Bye. 1531 01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:30,332 He found an idea from this as well. 1532 01:15:30,625 --> 01:15:32,832 Can't l even discuss my problem with anyone? 1533 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,124 So this is Fateh. 1534 01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:39,749 Yes, and he's going to soIve our problem. 1535 01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:41,582 Hi. - How are you, Chotu? 1536 01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:43,332 Chotu? What does that mean? 1537 01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:45,749 Just a nickname. He's super friendly. 1538 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,582 If you make fun of Chris, then just watch it. 1539 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:51,582 Look. Nature is making fun of him. I don't need to do it. 1540 01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,749 Firstly he's not a Punjabi and he wants to marry you. 1541 01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:57,415 What's going on, Pooja? 1542 01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:59,165 One sec, Chris. RealIy? 1543 01:15:59,666 --> 01:16:02,624 So, I'Il calI PauI right away and ask him to get you deported tomorrow. 1544 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:04,999 What did you say? Say it again. 1545 01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:06,332 I said 1546 01:16:06,541 --> 01:16:11,499 I'll caIl Paul right away and ask him to get you deported tomorrow. 1547 01:16:14,958 --> 01:16:17,374 That's it? You spoke to me lovingly and I agreed. 1548 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,124 Punjabis can't be forced for anything. - Really? 1549 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:22,457 Don't worry. Chris is my brother. See. Don't worry. 1550 01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:24,790 He likes you. - Good. l like him too. 1551 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,540 Love you. - Great. You boys carry on. 1552 01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:27,665 I'm going to go use the ladies room. 1553 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:28,999 See you in a bit. 1554 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:33,749 How dare you entice a Punjabi girl in the presence of a Punjabi boy. 1555 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,415 What are you saying, bro? 1556 01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:38,790 You are doomed! ldiot! 1557 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,540 Have you ever drunk alcohol or do you only Iift bottles? 1558 01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:42,665 Alcohol? 1559 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:45,165 Have you ever drunk alcohol? Alcohol? - Alcohol? 1560 01:16:45,666 --> 01:16:46,790 Oh, aIcohoI. - Have you ever drunk alcohol? 1561 01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:47,999 Yes. - Have you got drunk? 1562 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:51,457 I'll show you. Come on. Come on. Bring it. 1563 01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:07,749 "Her dance is mesmerizing." 1564 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,290 "Mesmerizing." 1565 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:13,082 "Her black hair flies." 1566 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:14,999 "Flies." 1567 01:17:15,875 --> 01:17:18,415 "Her dance is mesmerizing." 1568 01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:21,040 "Her black hair flies." 1569 01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:22,124 "Flies." 1570 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:24,290 "She entered the cIub.." 1571 01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:28,832 "..lifting her shouIders." 1572 01:17:29,041 --> 01:17:30,999 "The damsel dances.." 1573 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,874 "..lifting her shouIders." 1574 01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:34,957 "She entered the cIub.." 1575 01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:36,832 "..lifting her shouIders." 1576 01:17:37,166 --> 01:17:38,999 "The damsel dances.." 1577 01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:41,040 "..lifting her shouIders." 1578 01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:51,624 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1579 01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:52,999 "Lifting her shoulders." 1580 01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:59,332 "AlI the white girls fled." 1581 01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:02,915 "Leaving him behind." 1582 01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:07,624 "AlI the white girls fled." 1583 01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:10,665 "Leaving him behind." 1584 01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:16,332 "You spread intoxication with your eyes.." 1585 01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:20,832 "..lifting your shoulders." 1586 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,124 "The damsel dances.." 1587 01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:24,874 "..lifting her shouIders." 1588 01:18:25,208 --> 01:18:26,999 "She entered the cIub.." 1589 01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:28,832 "..lifting her shouIders." 1590 01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:30,999 "The damsel dances.." 1591 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:33,082 "..lifting her shouIders." 1592 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:43,415 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shoulders." 1593 01:18:46,041 --> 01:18:48,790 "She is hooked." 1594 01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:51,374 "Her looks are enthralling." 1595 01:18:51,708 --> 01:18:54,582 "The boys wiII lose their senses today." 1596 01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:57,999 "She is hooked." 1597 01:18:58,083 --> 01:18:59,749 "Her looks are enthralling." 1598 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:02,415 "The boys wiII lose their senses today." 1599 01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:08,249 "She does encounters.." 1600 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:12,874 "..lifting her shouIders." 1601 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,999 "The damsel dances.." 1602 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,790 "..lifting her shouIders." 1603 01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:18,999 "She entered the cIub.." 1604 01:19:19,041 --> 01:19:20,874 "..lifting her shouIders." 1605 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,040 "The damsel dances.." 1606 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:25,082 "..lifting her shouIders." 1607 01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:36,749 "Lifting her shoulders. Lifting her shouIders. Lifting her shoulders." 1608 01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:42,790 Come on! How was it? 1609 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,207 It was great, but had it been Indian.. 1610 01:19:45,291 --> 01:19:47,707 I'm taIking about Chris. Will mother like him? 1611 01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:49,332 Your mother wiII not like him at aIl. 1612 01:19:49,416 --> 01:19:51,374 Why? - Because he's not Punjabi like me. 1613 01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:53,999 Okay, so just because he's not Punjabi, he's not a nice boy. 1614 01:19:54,083 --> 01:19:56,082 No, no. He's a very nice boy. He's very intelligent. 1615 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,290 The whole of Punjab doesn't speak that much even after they are drunk. 1616 01:19:58,375 --> 01:20:00,124 Oh, my God! l don't understand.. 1617 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:03,457 ..why every Punjabi is after English after drinking. 1618 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:04,915 English is their mother tongue, 1619 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,707 and it is our duty to learn that after drinking. 1620 01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:09,790 Very funny. Did you Iike anything eIse about Chris? 1621 01:20:09,875 --> 01:20:12,707 Yes, I did. Brother is so warm. 1622 01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:14,374 The way he was hugging girls.. 1623 01:20:14,458 --> 01:20:17,082 ..a Punjabi man doesn't even hug his wife so many times in his whoIe life. 1624 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:19,999 Hold on. Embracing someone while meeting is the culture here. Okay? 1625 01:20:20,125 --> 01:20:22,624 I see. If it's a culture, it's forgiven. 1626 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:24,582 If a Punjabi boy even touches you like that.. 1627 01:20:24,666 --> 01:20:26,290 ..you get so furious as if he's trying to kill you. 1628 01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:28,790 Well, the reputation of Punjabi boys is bad. 1629 01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:30,332 What have Punjabi boys done to you? 1630 01:20:30,416 --> 01:20:33,665 Since you harass girIs so much. You don't have any sense of talking. 1631 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,374 On the very first day of college, you consider girls your property. 1632 01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:36,332 "That one is yours. This one is mine." 1633 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,540 As if she's not a girI, but a plot of land. 1634 01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:40,540 And you don't want to get to know the girl. 1635 01:20:40,666 --> 01:20:43,249 You'II just propose directIy after two years. 1636 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:44,957 Even girls treat us like that. 1637 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:47,999 They treat boys Iike puppies. 1638 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,582 When the boy proposes, you want to flaiI us. 1639 01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:53,540 What does flail mean? - Why do you want to know? 1640 01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:55,207 You just get rid of him. Okay? 1641 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:57,874 Neither does he belong here, nor there. How can you marry such a boy? 1642 01:20:57,958 --> 01:21:00,832 No matter what you say, I will marry Chris. 1643 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,749 That too not in the Indian way, but in a church. 1644 01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,749 Just tell me whether you'II help me or not. 1645 01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:09,374 Think about it once again. All boys are not the same. 1646 01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:13,624 There are some Iike me too. LovabIe.. 1647 01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:15,374 You look like an idiot to me. 1648 01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,124 Fine, don't do it, siIIy. 1649 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:18,707 You won't understand my value. 1650 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,249 Go and telI your Chris. 1651 01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:22,874 I'll train him. I'll do a favor on him. lt's okay. 1652 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:23,707 Training for what? 1653 01:21:23,791 --> 01:21:25,582 Your mother wants a Punjabi son-in-Iaw. Okay? 1654 01:21:25,666 --> 01:21:27,749 I'll have to train him. l'll have to make that foreigner a Punjabi. 1655 01:21:28,416 --> 01:21:29,540 You have a point. 1656 01:21:29,666 --> 01:21:31,582 Isn't it a good idea? Then shake hands with me and thank me. 1657 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:34,499 Thank you, constabIe. 1658 01:21:37,166 --> 01:21:38,999 It's okay, constable. - AlI right. 1659 01:21:40,416 --> 01:21:41,499 It's okay, constable. 1660 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:42,499 Okay. It's okay. 1661 01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,582 I.. - Let go of it. - My hand.. 1662 01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:45,624 Let go of it. 1663 01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:46,957 Fateh, my hand. 1664 01:21:48,791 --> 01:21:50,249 It's yours. I'm not taking it along. 1665 01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:52,124 God has given me two hands aIready. 1666 01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:54,332 Let's go. - l've always eaten from my hard-earned money. 1667 01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:56,165 Let's go. - This is the Punjab Police. 1668 01:22:01,541 --> 01:22:02,540 You try. 1669 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:04,832 No. It doesn't Iook nice. 1670 01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:07,374 This is only a small sound. FaiI. 1671 01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:08,707 It means you don't like the food. 1672 01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:10,957 If you want to tell your mother-in-law that the food is very good.. 1673 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:12,082 ..then a big one. 1674 01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,999 Like, atom bomb. - Oh! 1675 01:22:14,208 --> 01:22:15,207 Atom bomb. 1676 01:22:17,125 --> 01:22:18,915 Like this. Try it. 1677 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:24,540 Okay? - Nuclear bomb. Nuclear bomb. 1678 01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:25,624 Yes, nuclear bomb. 1679 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,957 Now I'll show everybody I'm a real Punjabi macho. 1680 01:22:28,250 --> 01:22:30,874 Hey! Save something for tomorrow. Do you want to do it all today? 1681 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,040 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1682 01:22:32,166 --> 01:22:34,790 Now how do l tell Pooja's mother that she's really nice? 1683 01:22:35,333 --> 01:22:38,499 You're naughty. You want to impress your mother-in-law. Okay. 1684 01:22:38,750 --> 01:22:39,749 I'll teII you 1685 01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:41,624 what you're supposed to say to your mother-in-law and granny. 1686 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,832 Everything. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1687 01:22:43,958 --> 01:22:45,707 Don't thank me. TeII me something. 1688 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:48,082 How will you greet them in Punjabi? 1689 01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:51,665 Greetings. - No, brother. No. I'Il teach you. Come. 1690 01:22:51,791 --> 01:22:54,540 Why shouId l teIl her? You had promised me. So you tell her. 1691 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:58,374 I had promised to heIp you and not to get beaten up by your mother. Okay? 1692 01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,207 You do something too. Crazy! 1693 01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:03,457 Will you teIl mother about Chris or should l calI PauI? 1694 01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:06,374 What? What? Say it again. 1695 01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:10,415 Will you teIl her or should I call Paul? 1696 01:23:16,416 --> 01:23:18,582 Look, Punjabis can never be forced. 1697 01:23:18,666 --> 01:23:20,082 You can even kiIl us with Iove. 1698 01:23:20,166 --> 01:23:21,665 You told me lovingly and I agreed. 1699 01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:23,415 Now just wait and watch how I'll explain to aunt lovingIy. 1700 01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,457 She won't even realize and she'll agree. 1701 01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:27,707 What do you want to explain to aunt Iovingly? 1702 01:23:27,791 --> 01:23:29,332 That Pooja likes a foreigner, aunt. 1703 01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:34,249 What? 1704 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:39,249 Pooja.. is he telIing the truth? -I can explain, mother. lt's just.. 1705 01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,457 Oh, God! 1706 01:23:41,041 --> 01:23:44,457 Oh, God! What a daughter I've given birth to.. 1707 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:46,665 ..that doesn't let her mother live in peace! 1708 01:23:46,791 --> 01:23:48,582 Mother.. - I know it! I know.. 1709 01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:50,999 ..that you found a foreigner on purpose to troubIe me. 1710 01:23:51,041 --> 01:23:52,249 I know it! - No! No! 1711 01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:55,249 God, why didn't You kill me before I couId see all this? 1712 01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:56,874 Oh, God! Mother, please don't say this. 1713 01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:58,040 If you've felt so bad 1714 01:23:58,125 --> 01:24:00,082 then I'll refuse Chris tomorrow itself. Okay? - No. 1715 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,540 Tell her to go and refuse today itself. 1716 01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:03,082 What if you change your mind tomorrow, aunt? 1717 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:04,624 Why would l change my mind? 1718 01:24:04,708 --> 01:24:06,832 If you feel that you're wrong, then you might change your mind, aunt. 1719 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,749 How am I wrong? - No, you're not wrong. 1720 01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:09,790 But you might feel so. 1721 01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:11,374 You would have been wrong if you had a son.. 1722 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,207 ..and you would have stopped him from falling in Iove with a foreigner. 1723 01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:14,082 She's a girI. 1724 01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:15,749 And it's our cuIture to suppress girIs. 1725 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:19,332 Because girls and cuIture.. - Walk hand in hand, isn't it? 1726 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:20,499 Yes, aunt. 1727 01:24:21,416 --> 01:24:24,957 Son, by the way, where have you learnt this speech from? 1728 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,624 When l was in the 9th standard for the third year.. 1729 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:27,957 ..I had participated in a debate competition. 1730 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,749 I came fourth in it from amongst five people. 1731 01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:32,540 I think my speech has impressed you. 1732 01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:35,040 No. Your speech didn't impress me. 1733 01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:36,999 But son, 1734 01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,124 your thoughts have impressed me. 1735 01:24:40,666 --> 01:24:44,124 Yes! - My girl should have the right to choose her Iife partner. 1736 01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:48,707 Yes! - Even if it's a foreigner. 1737 01:24:48,791 --> 01:24:51,874 Really, mother? Oh, my God! Thank you! Thank you, mother! 1738 01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:54,874 Wait. Not so soon. Not so soon. 1739 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:59,124 I'll see him first, examine him and then decide. 1740 01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:00,624 Okay? - Okay. - Okay. 1741 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,457 So, when is the foreigner coming? 1742 01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:16,999 One, two, three, four. 1743 01:25:18,041 --> 01:25:19,665 "Dance!" 1744 01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:26,540 A beggar is here, dear. Give me some money. 1745 01:25:26,916 --> 01:25:29,457 Wait. Let the marriage happen first. 1746 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:30,957 Aunt, this is Chris. - Yes. 1747 01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:32,165 Yes. 1748 01:25:32,250 --> 01:25:33,249 Hi. 1749 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,832 So, teIl me, Chris, what do you do? 1750 01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:38,332 Mother, Chris has his own.. - You don't talk in between. 1751 01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:40,040 I want to talk to Chris. 1752 01:25:40,875 --> 01:25:41,874 Okay. 1753 01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:42,957 Yes, Chris. 1754 01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:45,749 Well, I'm actuaIIy a chef and I own a restaurant. 1755 01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:47,207 Oh, that's good. 1756 01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:49,957 So, what do you know about our Punjabi culture? 1757 01:25:50,416 --> 01:25:52,790 Oh, I know lots about the Punjabi culture. 1758 01:25:52,875 --> 01:25:54,457 I Iove the Punjabi cuIture. 1759 01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:58,374 Especially the food. And this food is very good. 1760 01:25:58,750 --> 01:25:59,874 Here, I'll show you. 1761 01:26:06,458 --> 01:26:09,040 See. The food is very good. 1762 01:26:09,458 --> 01:26:11,582 Yes, yes. AIl right. Good. Good. 1763 01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:12,915 And you're good too. 1764 01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:19,290 I say, beautiful. You are sexy. 1765 01:26:24,208 --> 01:26:25,999 What did you say, you scoundrel! 1766 01:26:26,083 --> 01:26:28,124 Chris, what are you saying? - No. No. Pooja, 1767 01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:30,082 I got this under control. 1768 01:26:31,583 --> 01:26:36,749 And you, granny. Why don't you die? You witch. 1769 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,749 Yes. Dance. 1770 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:56,415 What's my fauIt? I taught him something eIse. 1771 01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:58,249 He said something compIetely different. 1772 01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:02,457 I made a mistake. l'm realIy sorry. - Your mistake ruined everything. 1773 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:05,124 You are a lovely woman! 1774 01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:07,290 Shut up, Chris! Enough. 1775 01:27:07,791 --> 01:27:09,707 What? Did l say it wrong? - No, it's very good. - Wrong. 1776 01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:12,457 Idiot, we're in troubIe because of you! "Dance!" 1777 01:27:12,916 --> 01:27:13,999 Okay. Dance. 1778 01:27:14,125 --> 01:27:15,332 You are flailed. 1779 01:27:15,416 --> 01:27:17,915 Why do you keep saying that? What does it mean? 1780 01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:19,249 Why do you want to know? 1781 01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:22,665 I think all of us shouId now think about what is to be done ahead. 1782 01:27:22,916 --> 01:27:24,874 Please don't think. Just do one thing. 1783 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,915 Convince mother to meet Chris again. 1784 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,415 Mother wiII be convinced with one speech. Consider that done. 1785 01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:31,374 This time, everyone will come to Chris's house. 1786 01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:32,915 They will come to Chris's house. 1787 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,290 But I'm thinking about.. 1788 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,999 ..what else I need to teach my brother Chris to impress aunt. 1789 01:27:37,083 --> 01:27:39,874 No, no, no. This time, not you, but l will teach Chris. 1790 01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:41,665 You? - Yes. 1791 01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:43,624 Okay, you teach him. I'm not free anyway. 1792 01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:45,249 The Punjab Police have a lot of work to do. 1793 01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:46,415 Right, brother Chris? 1794 01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:47,832 Fateh's ruIes. 1795 01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:54,457 So, the maIe officers and the lovely lady officers. 1796 01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,915 This information was on Fateh's rules. 1797 01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:59,290 Now we'll talk about the other weapon of the Punjab Police.. 1798 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:01,540 ..that is the stick of the Punjab Police. 1799 01:28:02,208 --> 01:28:06,290 Kids, your stick is very small, like a toothbrush. 1800 01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:07,332 It's useless. 1801 01:28:07,416 --> 01:28:09,957 The stick of the Punjab Police, my deputy, is very long. 1802 01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:12,290 It has many benefits. The first benefit.. 1803 01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:14,582 Write it. 1804 01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:16,290 Lovely lady. 1805 01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,332 Oh, the first benefit is.. 1806 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,540 ..that it's very helpful when you encounter enemies. 1807 01:28:20,666 --> 01:28:22,499 Mark, hit me with your toothbrush. 1808 01:28:23,916 --> 01:28:25,540 Hit me with your toothbrush. 1809 01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:31,165 See, the toothbrush is small. You'II be slapped and insulted. 1810 01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:33,249 The Punjab Police don't like insuIt. 1811 01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:35,082 Mark, now you hit me. 1812 01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:40,540 See, with the stick of the Punjab Police, you won't be insulted. 1813 01:28:40,708 --> 01:28:42,290 Children, applaud. 1814 01:28:44,458 --> 01:28:46,499 The second benefit. Mark, come here. 1815 01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:51,749 See, our Mark is a healthy man. He eats and drinks properIy. 1816 01:28:51,958 --> 01:28:53,582 But a big stomach needs support. 1817 01:28:53,791 --> 01:28:56,540 So, the Punjab Police's stick helps. - Wow! 1818 01:28:58,666 --> 01:28:59,540 Thank you. Thank you. 1819 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:00,624 Go and sit. 1820 01:29:01,625 --> 01:29:04,040 Now, the third benefit. The biggest benefit. 1821 01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:07,290 This stick can be used for style as welI. 1822 01:29:07,583 --> 01:29:08,999 Look and see. 1823 01:29:10,166 --> 01:29:15,374 Because the Punjab Police has a styIe as well. 1824 01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:19,999 I mean, the Punjab Police is stylish also. 1825 01:29:22,791 --> 01:29:25,999 Okay. Fine. Class dismissed. Come on, leave. 1826 01:29:26,041 --> 01:29:27,540 Come on, Ieave. 1827 01:29:28,583 --> 01:29:30,874 Thank you, Fateh. That was very good. 1828 01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:32,207 Why are you thanking me, Mr. Paul? 1829 01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:34,832 We want the whole world to have the weapons of the Punjab PoIice. 1830 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,874 I've told you about all the weapons of the Punjab Police, except one. 1831 01:29:38,041 --> 01:29:38,832 What's that, Fateh? 1832 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,499 That's the biggest weapon of the Punjab Police. 1833 01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:41,832 With that, the Punjab Police can do even.. 1834 01:29:41,916 --> 01:29:43,207 ..the most difficult jobs very easily. 1835 01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:44,665 Tell us about it too. 1836 01:29:44,833 --> 01:29:47,749 No, no, Mr. Paul. I can't teII you about it. 1837 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,665 But I'll use it if l get a chance. 1838 01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:57,499 It's kept on the table. 1839 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:02,624 Pooja, ask your mother about the food. 1840 01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:06,874 Mother, Chris wants to know if you like the food. 1841 01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:13,749 It's good. But tell him that I can praise only with words. 1842 01:30:14,791 --> 01:30:19,082 Aunt, forget alI that now. Look, Chris worked so hard for you. 1843 01:30:19,250 --> 01:30:20,874 He's prepared something with these Ieaves. 1844 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,832 Mother, Chris has also prepared a speech for you. 1845 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:25,999 Chris. 1846 01:30:29,833 --> 01:30:36,415 Dearest mother-in-law, please forgive me for that day. 1847 01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:38,999 I know you want a Punjabi boy for Pooja. 1848 01:30:39,083 --> 01:30:45,040 But I promise that I will keep Pooja so happy.. 1849 01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:51,249 ..that you will say that Chris is better than Punjabi boys. 1850 01:30:51,833 --> 01:30:52,582 That's it. 1851 01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:53,665 Thank you. 1852 01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:55,499 Oh. Dance. 1853 01:30:56,791 --> 01:30:57,790 Very good, Chris. 1854 01:30:58,458 --> 01:31:01,999 Wow! You're impressive. Aunt, you must agree now. 1855 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:04,415 I think he'Il take care of you as well, aIong with Pooja. 1856 01:31:05,208 --> 01:31:06,707 Let's do one thing. 1857 01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:08,665 You can shift with Pooja after their wedding. 1858 01:31:10,125 --> 01:31:11,624 The love between Pooja and you wiIl remain intact.. 1859 01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:13,832 ..and your son-in-law wilI get the opportunity to serve you too. Right? 1860 01:31:13,916 --> 01:31:17,707 No, son. Parents don't live in their daughter's house. 1861 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,790 Aunt, l think l will have to give another speech. 1862 01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:23,874 When parents can stay with their son after marriage, why not with daughters? 1863 01:31:24,166 --> 01:31:25,207 Right, Pooja? - AbsoluteIy. 1864 01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:28,832 Mother, l want you to live with us. 1865 01:31:29,291 --> 01:31:31,374 I'll get all the happiness under the same roof. 1866 01:31:31,458 --> 01:31:34,499 But dear.. - Aunt, you'll have to stay. That's it. End of discussion. 1867 01:31:34,625 --> 01:31:35,832 Don't say anything else. 1868 01:31:35,916 --> 01:31:38,499 Can somebody please telI me what you're talking about? 1869 01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:42,374 Chris, l want mother and granny to stay with us after our marriage. 1870 01:31:42,875 --> 01:31:44,540 I'm sure you're okay with that, right? 1871 01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:47,415 Why would he have a problem? 1872 01:31:47,541 --> 01:31:49,832 A Punjabi son-in-law would have a problem with something like that. 1873 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,582 He's better than a Punjabi son-in-law. 1874 01:31:53,208 --> 01:31:56,082 Pooja, couId l pIease talk to you in the other room for a minute? 1875 01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:57,540 Yes. 1876 01:31:58,000 --> 01:31:59,290 Mother, l'II be right back. 1877 01:32:00,041 --> 01:32:01,040 Excuse me. - Excuse me. 1878 01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:02,499 Aunt.. 1879 01:32:03,583 --> 01:32:05,790 I think both of them have gone to taIk about which room.. 1880 01:32:05,875 --> 01:32:07,540 ..to give you after the marriage and.. 1881 01:32:11,166 --> 01:32:12,457 ..which room granny should get. 1882 01:32:14,958 --> 01:32:17,290 How are we supposed to share our lives with someone eIse? 1883 01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:19,665 Those are not strangers, Chris. It's my family. 1884 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,999 I haven't lived with my family since I was 18. 1885 01:32:22,083 --> 01:32:23,707 How do you expect me to live with yours? 1886 01:32:23,875 --> 01:32:26,832 Well, I'm their only child. I can't leave them after marriage. 1887 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:29,124 If l don't Iook after them, then who else will? 1888 01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:32,124 This is our culture. - I don't care about your stupid cuIture. 1889 01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:33,790 Or your stupid traditions. 1890 01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:35,165 How dare you say that? 1891 01:32:35,875 --> 01:32:38,915 I respected you, all right? So you better respect my culture. 1892 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:39,999 I don't care. 1893 01:32:40,375 --> 01:32:43,749 Mother and granny are staying with us and that is final. 1894 01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:44,874 Got it? 1895 01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:48,082 I don't want to live with your mother or your crazy old granny. 1896 01:32:48,333 --> 01:32:49,749 Who's as good as dead anyway. 1897 01:32:50,583 --> 01:32:51,457 Oh gosh! 1898 01:32:51,541 --> 01:32:53,040 How dare you insult my family! 1899 01:32:53,250 --> 01:32:56,457 If you can't respect my family, then you can't be my life partner. 1900 01:32:56,541 --> 01:32:58,290 I don't understand what you just said.. 1901 01:32:58,458 --> 01:33:01,999 ..but all l have to say is get lost, you stupid Punjabi girl! 1902 01:33:02,125 --> 01:33:03,124 You.. 1903 01:33:05,416 --> 01:33:06,790 Mother, let's go! 1904 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:10,832 Aunt, let's go. 1905 01:33:11,041 --> 01:33:12,165 Dance! 1906 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,124 I must call sir. 1907 01:33:21,375 --> 01:33:22,374 Hello. 1908 01:33:23,583 --> 01:33:25,290 Hello, sir. Fateh Singh reporting. 1909 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:31,749 Hello. - Joginder, it's a test for you today. 1910 01:33:31,833 --> 01:33:34,207 Hello. - Don't you dare utter any rubbish today. 1911 01:33:34,750 --> 01:33:35,749 Hello. 1912 01:33:36,125 --> 01:33:38,999 Sir, you're not talking. - No, Fateh. Not today. 1913 01:33:39,875 --> 01:33:41,290 I won't give you any idea today. 1914 01:33:41,375 --> 01:33:43,082 Sir, I haven't caIled you for a suggestion. 1915 01:33:43,208 --> 01:33:45,707 I called to tell you that Pooja has broken up with the foreigner.. 1916 01:33:45,791 --> 01:33:47,290 ..and I'm bringing her to Punjab. 1917 01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:49,874 What? - Everything has happened because of you. 1918 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,957 Just help me one more time. - What do you want now? 1919 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,999 Sir, get the police station cleaned. 1920 01:33:54,125 --> 01:33:56,124 And ask the taiIor to stitch an inspector's uniform for me. 1921 01:33:56,208 --> 01:33:57,624 I'll wear it as soon as l reach there. 1922 01:33:58,041 --> 01:34:00,457 And sir, let me tell you something. 1923 01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:03,624 No matter how successfuI l am, I'll never forget you. 1924 01:34:03,875 --> 01:34:05,040 I Iove you, sir. 1925 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:08,999 Okay, sir. I'll hang up now. l have to do my finaI setting with Pooja now. 1926 01:34:09,125 --> 01:34:10,915 How will you convince her? 1927 01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:15,540 Sir, if nothing eIse works, I have the weapon of my Iooks. 1928 01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:18,749 Okay, bye. See you. 1929 01:34:20,250 --> 01:34:22,915 I didn't say anything today. 1930 01:34:23,041 --> 01:34:25,332 This idiot is very lucky. 1931 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:27,749 But he doesn't know that my eyes are red.. 1932 01:34:27,833 --> 01:34:29,374 ..and there are three stars on my shoulder. 1933 01:34:29,458 --> 01:34:31,999 Consider the days of you being fired closer. 1934 01:34:32,583 --> 01:34:33,957 Balirama. - Yes, sir? 1935 01:34:34,166 --> 01:34:36,624 Bring Shampy and his father to the police station. - Yes, sir. 1936 01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:43,999 Aunt, where's Pooja? She did not even come to work today. 1937 01:34:45,375 --> 01:34:48,249 Son, she's not in a good mood since that day. 1938 01:34:48,375 --> 01:34:50,582 I tried a lot to explain to her, but.. 1939 01:34:50,875 --> 01:34:53,624 Aunt, Fateh Singh is here. Everything will be alI right now. 1940 01:34:53,708 --> 01:34:54,707 Where is she? 1941 01:35:17,500 --> 01:35:18,707 Constable, you're here? 1942 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,290 I was Iooking for you at the police station. 1943 01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:22,082 Don't we have to go look for dacoit Shampy today? 1944 01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:26,040 We wiIl find Shampy anyway. 1945 01:35:26,333 --> 01:35:28,957 It's such a nice weather. Let's have tea and dumpIings. 1946 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:32,665 Fateh, l'm not in the mood to listen to your nonsense. PIease Ieave. 1947 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:35,624 This is nice. You're angry at Chris and you're venting it at me. 1948 01:35:35,875 --> 01:35:37,249 You've been hurt just once. 1949 01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:40,374 You don't know how many girls have rejected me. 1950 01:35:40,583 --> 01:35:42,082 But I still never took it to heart. 1951 01:35:42,250 --> 01:35:43,999 Don't compare me to yourself. Okay? 1952 01:35:44,041 --> 01:35:45,165 Don't l feel hurt? 1953 01:35:45,250 --> 01:35:46,749 Your heart means something and my heart means nothing? 1954 01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:49,874 Do you know how bad l felt once, when a pickpocket rejected me? 1955 01:35:50,375 --> 01:35:51,207 A pickpocket? 1956 01:35:51,291 --> 01:35:52,540 Yes, she used to come to the police station. 1957 01:35:52,625 --> 01:35:53,749 We feIl in Iove. 1958 01:35:53,916 --> 01:35:54,957 We were going to get married too. 1959 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:56,999 I told her that she would have to quit all this after marriage. 1960 01:35:57,041 --> 01:35:59,249 But she taunted me saying that even I was a typical man.. 1961 01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:01,582 ..who wants his wife to be a housewife and under his control. 1962 01:36:01,666 --> 01:36:03,290 She said that and stole my wallet and Ieft. 1963 01:36:03,541 --> 01:36:05,290 Good. Men like you deserve this. 1964 01:36:05,375 --> 01:36:06,707 Am I so bad? 1965 01:36:06,958 --> 01:36:08,999 But still, I didn't take it to heart. 1966 01:36:09,083 --> 01:36:10,832 Then I enticed another girI. 1967 01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:13,749 She dumped me too. - Why? 1968 01:36:14,375 --> 01:36:15,749 She was a rag-picker. 1969 01:36:15,958 --> 01:36:17,999 She told me that there were a lot of glass pieces in my trash. 1970 01:36:18,875 --> 01:36:20,707 ActuaIly, I drink like this. 1971 01:36:21,583 --> 01:36:22,874 But I didn't take it to heart. 1972 01:36:23,041 --> 01:36:25,082 Then I enticed another girI.. - Let me guess. 1973 01:36:25,583 --> 01:36:27,290 She rejected you too, right? 1974 01:36:28,250 --> 01:36:29,832 Then Fateh Singh rejected her. 1975 01:36:30,250 --> 01:36:31,499 Why? Wasn't she a nice girl? 1976 01:36:31,583 --> 01:36:33,207 She was the onIy daughter of the owner of McDonald's. 1977 01:36:33,333 --> 01:36:34,040 Wait. Wait. 1978 01:36:34,125 --> 01:36:36,832 You rejected the daughter of the owner of McDonald's? You? 1979 01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:38,790 Yes. They were not giving fries in the marriage. 1980 01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:45,707 Fateh, you think l'll Iaugh on your stupid jokes, hug you and thank you? 1981 01:36:45,791 --> 01:36:46,915 Okay, don't hug me. 1982 01:36:47,041 --> 01:36:49,332 Are you going to leave or should I call Paul? 1983 01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:51,040 Why Paul.. - Get lost, Fateh! 1984 01:36:51,791 --> 01:36:52,790 Please go. 1985 01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:05,332 What is it? 1986 01:37:08,125 --> 01:37:09,290 What are you trying to do? 1987 01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:19,707 What's this? 1988 01:37:20,541 --> 01:37:21,790 The weapon of my looks. 1989 01:37:22,125 --> 01:37:23,124 What? 1990 01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:24,957 The weapon of my looks. 1991 01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:27,624 The weapon of.. 1992 01:37:29,875 --> 01:37:30,874 Oh, my God! 1993 01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:36,207 I'm trying to cheer you up and you're Iaughing at me. 1994 01:37:36,458 --> 01:37:37,790 What was that? 1995 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:40,540 Okay, then l won't try to pacify you either. 1996 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,832 Fateh. 1997 01:37:58,833 --> 01:38:00,374 Fateh, listen to me. - What is it? 1998 01:38:02,125 --> 01:38:03,124 You were right. 1999 01:38:04,750 --> 01:38:06,207 All men are not the same. 2000 01:38:08,041 --> 01:38:10,665 Some are like you too. 2001 01:38:11,583 --> 01:38:12,624 Yes. I'm an idiot. 2002 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:13,999 No. 2003 01:38:15,166 --> 01:38:16,290 My love. 2004 01:38:18,125 --> 01:38:19,124 Thank you, constabIe. 2005 01:38:27,208 --> 01:38:28,332 It's okay, constable. 2006 01:38:40,541 --> 01:38:41,540 Constable. 2007 01:38:42,833 --> 01:38:43,832 Your hand. 2008 01:38:45,625 --> 01:38:47,915 Yes, it's mine. 2009 01:38:50,875 --> 01:38:52,582 You are not going to take it with you. 2010 01:38:52,958 --> 01:38:56,999 "Let the eyes Iook at each other." 2011 01:39:01,125 --> 01:39:05,374 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2012 01:39:07,416 --> 01:39:11,290 "Let the eyes Iook at each other." 2013 01:39:11,583 --> 01:39:15,207 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2014 01:39:15,291 --> 01:39:19,249 "l want you to be cIose to me." 2015 01:39:19,333 --> 01:39:23,332 "l forget all my sorrows when I see you." 2016 01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:28,707 "Let my heart say what it wants to." 2017 01:39:30,125 --> 01:39:34,082 "Let the eyes Iook at each other." 2018 01:39:34,250 --> 01:39:38,207 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2019 01:39:39,208 --> 01:39:46,665 "The eyes." 2020 01:39:54,541 --> 01:40:12,290 "l dreamt near your dreams." 2021 01:40:13,083 --> 01:40:21,290 "l forgot the beauty of the worId when I saw you." 2022 01:40:21,416 --> 01:40:25,499 "Don't ever forget me." 2023 01:40:25,583 --> 01:40:29,624 "l live for you." 2024 01:40:29,708 --> 01:40:35,040 "Let my heart say what it wants to." 2025 01:40:36,416 --> 01:40:40,332 "Let the eyes Iook at each other." 2026 01:40:40,541 --> 01:40:44,540 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2027 01:41:02,875 --> 01:41:06,415 "l'm your shadow." 2028 01:41:06,875 --> 01:41:10,707 "l'lI always foIlow you." 2029 01:41:13,125 --> 01:41:16,957 "l'm your shadow." 2030 01:41:17,250 --> 01:41:21,207 "l'lI always foIlow you." 2031 01:41:21,375 --> 01:41:29,415 "l aIways pray that you never go away from me." 2032 01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:33,790 "My emotions are attached to you." 2033 01:41:33,875 --> 01:41:37,707 "My life is dedicated to you." 2034 01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:43,999 "Let my heart say what it wants to." 2035 01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:48,749 "Let the eyes Iook at each other." 2036 01:41:48,833 --> 01:41:52,957 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2037 01:41:53,708 --> 01:41:55,790 "The eyes." 2038 01:41:55,875 --> 01:42:00,499 Mother! 2039 01:42:01,208 --> 01:42:04,874 "Let the eyes Iook at each other." 2040 01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:09,499 "Let the one who's dying, breathe." 2041 01:42:25,666 --> 01:42:26,582 I caught you! 2042 01:42:26,666 --> 01:42:29,999 How will you escape from me? God bless you. 2043 01:42:34,291 --> 01:42:37,999 Hey, you? How are you? 2044 01:42:42,250 --> 01:42:43,374 What did you say? 2045 01:42:44,041 --> 01:42:45,874 You and the constabIe? 2046 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,499 Naughty boy! 2047 01:42:50,916 --> 01:42:53,040 You'II get into trouble someday, silly. I'm telling you. 2048 01:42:53,375 --> 01:42:55,915 Why? She's the DC's daughter. 2049 01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:58,165 You should have at Ieast seen your face before falling for her. 2050 01:42:58,333 --> 01:43:00,249 It is useless. 2051 01:43:01,375 --> 01:43:03,499 No, no, no. Turn your face. You should be slapped. 2052 01:43:03,750 --> 01:43:06,457 You should be slapped. Turn your face. 2053 01:43:08,583 --> 01:43:09,249 RascaI. 2054 01:43:09,333 --> 01:43:11,540 You should have thought before using the weapon of your looks. 2055 01:43:11,708 --> 01:43:14,499 She is imported whiskey and you are local liquor. 2056 01:43:14,583 --> 01:43:16,499 There's no comparison between you two. 2057 01:43:18,166 --> 01:43:19,165 What? 2058 01:43:20,083 --> 01:43:21,499 Love doesn't think about all this? 2059 01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:25,332 I'll flail you if you lie! You lover! 2060 01:43:26,750 --> 01:43:29,499 What does flail mean? Why do you want to know? 2061 01:43:32,250 --> 01:43:34,290 You were a liar. You are a Iiar. 2062 01:43:34,375 --> 01:43:36,624 You lied at home. You made a false case. 2063 01:43:36,708 --> 01:43:38,790 You lied to the girl and used your weapon of looks. 2064 01:43:38,875 --> 01:43:42,749 If you had Iied so many times, then you should have loved her falsely too. 2065 01:43:43,041 --> 01:43:45,249 No, why did you fall in love with her truly? 2066 01:43:49,416 --> 01:43:52,415 Tell the truth to the girl? Everything? 2067 01:43:52,708 --> 01:43:55,207 So you two just decided and didn't even bother to ask me. 2068 01:43:55,833 --> 01:43:57,665 Tell her. TeIl her tomorrow. 2069 01:43:57,916 --> 01:44:00,457 Tell the truth. You'II get into trouble. 2070 01:44:05,083 --> 01:44:07,165 Why did you caIl us, Inspector? 2071 01:44:07,333 --> 01:44:09,790 Here's your passport. Get out of here. 2072 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:13,124 My passport! The visa hasn't expired yet. 2073 01:44:13,750 --> 01:44:16,915 Inspector, we don't have Rs. 50,000. 2074 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:18,624 I don't want your stinky money. 2075 01:44:18,791 --> 01:44:20,999 Get a ticket for yourself and fIy to Canada. 2076 01:44:22,375 --> 01:44:25,790 The Punjab Police are being merciful towards us. 2077 01:44:26,125 --> 01:44:28,040 My dear son, l don't believe this. 2078 01:44:28,125 --> 01:44:29,957 Father, l don't believe it either. 2079 01:44:30,125 --> 01:44:32,915 Your dear son isn't so lucky. 2080 01:44:33,166 --> 01:44:35,457 I feel Iike this is a dream. 2081 01:44:36,125 --> 01:44:38,999 Let's touch the inspector and see. - Yes. Yes. 2082 01:44:39,166 --> 01:44:41,499 Inspector, can I pinch you? 2083 01:44:43,416 --> 01:44:47,374 Your dear son was sIapped once! It's real. It's real. One more. 2084 01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:54,832 Your dear son was sIapped twice! It's real! It's real! 2085 01:44:54,916 --> 01:45:01,290 Now your dear son will go to Canada and send PP shoes from there for sir. 2086 01:45:01,416 --> 01:45:02,957 PP? You mean Punjab PoIice? 2087 01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:05,999 No, sir. The ones that make a sound when you wear them. 2088 01:45:07,791 --> 01:45:09,082 Get lost. - Those. 2089 01:45:09,583 --> 01:45:11,832 Thanks a lot, sir. Love you, sir! 2090 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,582 Your dear son was sIapped thrice! 2091 01:45:15,791 --> 01:45:17,957 Before l change my mood, get out of here! 2092 01:45:18,083 --> 01:45:19,749 Yes, sir. Let's go. Let's go. 2093 01:45:20,291 --> 01:45:23,540 Wait a minute. Take this. Rs. 1 100. 2094 01:45:23,875 --> 01:45:25,040 A gift? - It's not a gift. 2095 01:45:25,166 --> 01:45:28,665 It's for not telling anyone about what happened here. Get Iost! - Yes, sir. 2096 01:45:28,958 --> 01:45:30,124 Come, son. Come. 2097 01:45:32,708 --> 01:45:34,082 Sir, you let them go so easily? 2098 01:45:34,250 --> 01:45:37,040 We don't Iet our family members go without bribe. 2099 01:45:37,125 --> 01:45:38,790 And you gave them their passport back free of cost. 2100 01:45:38,875 --> 01:45:41,540 Idiot, this is lnspector Joginder Singh's plan. 2101 01:45:41,625 --> 01:45:42,999 You don't get three stars without a reason. 2102 01:45:43,041 --> 01:45:45,415 Yes, sir. l know that you need to pin them up. 2103 01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:48,665 When you want to ask God for money.. 2104 01:45:48,791 --> 01:45:50,624 ..you need to offer Him some money first. 2105 01:45:50,916 --> 01:45:53,707 Now Iet me see how Fateh Singh brings Pooja to Punjab. 2106 01:45:53,791 --> 01:46:11,957 "Canada." 2107 01:46:13,500 --> 01:46:18,332 Father, your dear son has finally reached Canada! 2108 01:46:20,166 --> 01:46:21,957 Father, look. Look. 2109 01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:25,290 The long sky. The pigeons are flying in the sky. 2110 01:46:26,166 --> 01:46:30,999 Father, your dear son had your good wishes and God's blessings. 2111 01:46:31,333 --> 01:46:33,624 This is God's gift to me. 2112 01:46:34,500 --> 01:46:40,249 So, your dear son wiIl first greet this great Iand of Canada. 2113 01:46:44,583 --> 01:46:48,415 Canada. I, Shampy, salute you on behalf of.. 2114 01:46:48,625 --> 01:46:52,832 ..Shampy's father and Shampy's scooter. 2115 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:55,624 Don't move. Police, freeze! Police, freeze! 2116 01:46:55,958 --> 01:46:57,540 "Canada." 2117 01:46:58,375 --> 01:46:59,999 I've got security. 2118 01:47:00,500 --> 01:47:06,790 Respected sir, I have never even smuggled snacks in India. 2119 01:47:06,958 --> 01:47:09,040 How can I smuggle drugs in Canada? 2120 01:47:09,458 --> 01:47:11,082 I swear on Shampy's vehicle. 2121 01:47:11,625 --> 01:47:12,707 Shampy's what? 2122 01:47:13,541 --> 01:47:17,999 VehicIe. Shampy's vehicle. 2123 01:47:18,291 --> 01:47:21,207 Come to Punjab some time. I will give you a free ride. 2124 01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:22,749 Shut up. 2125 01:47:23,125 --> 01:47:27,249 Respected madam, you may sIap me as many times as you want.. 2126 01:47:27,541 --> 01:47:29,790 ..but I will surely say something. 2127 01:47:29,916 --> 01:47:33,207 I'm not a smuggler. I'm not. I'm not. 2128 01:47:33,625 --> 01:47:35,165 You won't agree so easily. 2129 01:47:35,750 --> 01:47:38,415 We'lI have to use Fateh's techniques on you. 2130 01:47:39,125 --> 01:47:41,499 Fateh? From the Punjab Police? 2131 01:47:42,083 --> 01:47:44,665 That idiot didn't leave me alone even over here! 2132 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:46,415 Do you know him? - Know him? 2133 01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:48,540 He has brought ill luck into my life. 2134 01:47:48,750 --> 01:47:53,457 I was naive. l was innocent. But Fateh imprisoned me. 2135 01:47:53,625 --> 01:47:56,374 He stopped me from coming to Canada. 2136 01:47:56,625 --> 01:48:00,249 I think he has made this false case against me. 2137 01:48:00,416 --> 01:48:01,624 What nonsense are you talking? 2138 01:48:01,750 --> 01:48:04,957 The dear son was sIapped twice. Why? 2139 01:48:05,291 --> 01:48:07,374 Liar. In order to hide your crime.. 2140 01:48:07,458 --> 01:48:09,749 ..you're faIsely accusing an honest officer? 2141 01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:13,540 No, respected madam. l never Iie. 2142 01:48:13,916 --> 01:48:15,665 It's a sin to lie. 2143 01:48:15,916 --> 01:48:17,540 You don't believe me, do you? 2144 01:48:17,833 --> 01:48:21,707 Do one thing. Call his senior officer Joginder Singh and ask him. 2145 01:48:21,791 --> 01:48:24,165 Everything will be clear. 2146 01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:27,665 So, Singh, what do you think? 2147 01:48:27,958 --> 01:48:30,082 I don't beIieve him, sir. Why would Fateh lie? 2148 01:48:30,958 --> 01:48:32,832 But still, what's the harm in making one phone calI? 2149 01:48:32,916 --> 01:48:34,082 Yes. - Okay, sir. 2150 01:48:36,250 --> 01:48:38,124 If what you're saying about Fateh is a lie.. 2151 01:48:38,875 --> 01:48:41,790 ..then l won't spare you. Dear son. 2152 01:48:43,083 --> 01:48:45,124 The dear son was slapped thrice. 2153 01:48:47,708 --> 01:48:49,124 Never mind, Shampy. 2154 01:48:49,416 --> 01:48:53,332 Earlier you wouId be slapped in lndia, and now, in Canada. 2155 01:48:54,458 --> 01:48:55,957 At least you're progressing. 2156 01:48:58,416 --> 01:48:59,749 Miss you, father. 2157 01:49:01,291 --> 01:49:03,582 Shampy? A smuggler? 2158 01:49:05,083 --> 01:49:07,999 Shampy is not a man. He's a saint. 2159 01:49:08,833 --> 01:49:11,499 I've conducted a poIice verification of him myself. 2160 01:49:11,750 --> 01:49:13,999 But he's saying that Fateh has prepared a false case against him. 2161 01:49:14,125 --> 01:49:17,290 He's telling the truth. Fateh is a very big liar. 2162 01:49:17,625 --> 01:49:19,832 The department is doing an enquiry against him. 2163 01:49:20,000 --> 01:49:21,999 The DCP was teIling me once.. 2164 01:49:22,041 --> 01:49:25,040 that he is in lndia and his family is in Canada.. 2165 01:49:25,125 --> 01:49:26,999 ..and he wished someone could.. 2166 01:49:27,041 --> 01:49:29,082 ..bring his famiIy here from Canada. 2167 01:49:29,208 --> 01:49:31,499 He heard that, made a false case and went there. 2168 01:49:34,958 --> 01:49:36,165 Do l need to sign here? 2169 01:49:39,291 --> 01:49:40,082 Thank you. 2170 01:49:40,166 --> 01:49:41,749 Mark, where's Pooja? 2171 01:49:41,916 --> 01:49:43,499 Holding room, end of the hall. 2172 01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:45,249 In the last one? - Yes. 2173 01:49:45,541 --> 01:49:46,832 Okay. Thank you. - Sure. 2174 01:49:53,625 --> 01:49:54,624 Pooja. 2175 01:50:00,875 --> 01:50:02,499 You're here? I was looking for you. 2176 01:50:05,291 --> 01:50:07,124 I wanted to talk to you about something important. 2177 01:50:07,333 --> 01:50:08,874 Me too. - What is it? 2178 01:50:13,000 --> 01:50:18,665 First promise me that after this, you'II quietly do what l ask you to. 2179 01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:21,874 How can I promise you? I wonder what you might ask for. 2180 01:50:22,125 --> 01:50:24,124 Why? Are you scared? 2181 01:50:25,458 --> 01:50:27,374 If that is the case, then ask for my Iife. 2182 01:50:27,666 --> 01:50:28,665 You'II see my guts. 2183 01:50:29,666 --> 01:50:30,665 Let's promise. 2184 01:50:50,041 --> 01:50:50,582 Get out. 2185 01:50:50,666 --> 01:50:52,124 But Pooja, l.. - Just shut up. 2186 01:50:54,041 --> 01:50:55,874 I don't beIieve anything that you say. 2187 01:50:56,166 --> 01:50:57,624 Because you're a bloody Iiar. 2188 01:50:58,375 --> 01:51:02,082 If you have any shame left, then don't break your promise. 2189 01:51:02,666 --> 01:51:03,915 Just leave quietIy. 2190 01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:06,290 At least give me a chance.. - Just get out of my Iife, Fateh! 2191 01:51:34,833 --> 01:51:35,832 Fateh Singh. 2192 01:51:40,291 --> 01:51:42,332 I didn't expect this from you. 2193 01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:45,999 These are your deportation orders. 2194 01:51:47,041 --> 01:51:50,165 By the end of this week, you'II be sent back to lndia. 2195 01:52:20,416 --> 01:52:22,874 Oh, gosh! Whose calI is it at this time? 2196 01:52:26,291 --> 01:52:27,415 Hello. 2197 01:52:27,708 --> 01:52:28,957 Hello, mother. Give me your bIessings. 2198 01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:34,957 Fateh! My sweetheart! My baby! My son! 2199 01:52:35,083 --> 01:52:36,415 How are you, son? 2200 01:52:36,500 --> 01:52:38,374 I'm fine, mother. You tell me. Are you all right? 2201 01:52:38,625 --> 01:52:40,540 How can a mother be without her son? 2202 01:52:40,791 --> 01:52:42,290 My knees were paining since two days. 2203 01:52:42,625 --> 01:52:45,999 Now that you've caIIed, I can dance now. 2204 01:52:46,250 --> 01:52:48,124 Mother, l was so busy that I couldn't call earlier. 2205 01:52:48,291 --> 01:52:53,582 If an inspector won't be busy, then do you expect constables to be busy? 2206 01:52:54,250 --> 01:52:56,457 No, mother. Even constables have a lot of work to do. 2207 01:52:56,541 --> 01:52:58,790 All nonsense! 2208 01:53:01,083 --> 01:53:04,165 Mother, what if I told you that l didn't work when I was a constable? 2209 01:53:04,250 --> 01:53:08,207 Son, whatever work you do, you must do it dedicatedIy. 2210 01:53:08,500 --> 01:53:09,915 As an inspector. 2211 01:53:15,708 --> 01:53:17,582 But what if there is lie on your mind, mother? 2212 01:53:17,791 --> 01:53:19,749 Then you can't do anything properly. 2213 01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:22,165 God doesn't help those who Iie. 2214 01:53:22,375 --> 01:53:25,040 He just sits far away and watches the fun. 2215 01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:29,582 What's the matter, son? You're quiet? 2216 01:53:29,916 --> 01:53:32,624 And you are saying such things. 2217 01:53:32,833 --> 01:53:34,499 There will be a Ioad on you, son. 2218 01:53:34,708 --> 01:53:35,915 Mother, l've lied. 2219 01:53:36,041 --> 01:53:39,582 So what? I lie everyday. 2220 01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:42,707 In the morning, your father asked me to make tea. 2221 01:53:42,875 --> 01:53:44,249 I didn't feel like waking up. 2222 01:53:44,625 --> 01:53:47,582 So, I Iied to him that I had a headache. 2223 01:53:47,833 --> 01:53:49,624 Mother, not like that. I've told a very big lie. 2224 01:53:49,708 --> 01:53:52,207 A big one? How big? 2225 01:53:55,375 --> 01:53:57,082 Mother, l'm not an inspector. I'm a constable. 2226 01:54:01,416 --> 01:54:03,332 Mother, l know that you must have felt very bad. 2227 01:54:04,333 --> 01:54:05,999 But I felt that I must tell the truth. 2228 01:54:06,416 --> 01:54:08,915 I did feel bad that you lied. 2229 01:54:09,666 --> 01:54:11,915 But I'm happy that you told the truth. 2230 01:54:12,375 --> 01:54:14,290 That my son has become wise. 2231 01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:19,082 Anyone can be an inspector, but very few can be wise. 2232 01:54:21,791 --> 01:54:26,290 If you tell the truth, then God will aIways be by your side. 2233 01:54:26,583 --> 01:54:27,707 Thank you, mother. 2234 01:54:27,875 --> 01:54:30,999 You shouldn't thank your mother. 2235 01:54:31,666 --> 01:54:36,415 Okay, hang up now. I too want to teII your father the truth. 2236 01:54:36,750 --> 01:54:38,999 Okay, mother. Bye. - Bless you. 2237 01:54:45,458 --> 01:54:47,540 Listen! - Tell me. 2238 01:54:48,583 --> 01:54:49,915 ShouId l make tea? 2239 01:55:10,166 --> 01:55:13,207 Hi. No, wait, Pooja. Please. Please. Please. 2240 01:55:13,416 --> 01:55:15,374 Just give me one chance to say what l came to say. 2241 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,374 Thank you. Thank you. 2242 01:55:20,875 --> 01:55:22,332 Chris, not another note.. - No, no. 2243 01:55:22,500 --> 01:55:24,790 Just last one. Just let me say this. 2244 01:55:26,375 --> 01:55:29,165 Pooja, l made a mistake. 2245 01:55:29,250 --> 01:55:32,624 So, pIease forgive me. 2246 01:55:32,875 --> 01:55:35,999 And if it makes you happy, let alone.. 2247 01:55:36,083 --> 01:55:37,915 ..your mother and granny.. 2248 01:55:38,375 --> 01:55:45,165 ..I am willing to stay even with the dogs of your lane. 2249 01:55:46,458 --> 01:55:52,082 I am a fool. An idiot. A.. - Scoundrel. 2250 01:55:53,041 --> 01:55:57,790 Yes. Yes. A scoundrel. A rascaI. Stupid.. 2251 01:55:58,708 --> 01:56:01,665 A stupid man. - A stupid man. 2252 01:56:01,750 --> 01:56:06,874 Yes. A stupid man. - Chris, who wrote this note? 2253 01:56:08,666 --> 01:56:10,082 It doesn't matter who wrote it. 2254 01:56:10,333 --> 01:56:12,749 What matters is that l want to start a new life with you. 2255 01:56:13,416 --> 01:56:14,415 Pooja. 2256 01:56:14,583 --> 01:56:17,790 No! - Pooja, please. Will you marry me? 2257 01:56:18,416 --> 01:56:19,499 Pooja, please. 2258 01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:21,582 Please say yes. I'll do anything you want. 2259 01:56:21,666 --> 01:56:22,665 Chris, l.. 2260 01:56:23,041 --> 01:56:25,332 Please say yes. Please. 2261 01:56:36,291 --> 01:56:37,290 Yes. 2262 01:56:40,708 --> 01:56:43,707 Yes! Thank you, Pooja. Thank you. 2263 01:56:44,500 --> 01:56:45,707 But I have a condition. 2264 01:56:45,791 --> 01:56:47,332 What are you saying? 2265 01:56:49,083 --> 01:56:52,165 I want the wedding to happen soon. 2266 01:56:52,625 --> 01:56:53,624 Really soon. 2267 01:56:53,875 --> 01:56:56,499 Really soon. You want the wedding to be soon. How soon? 2268 01:56:58,208 --> 01:56:59,207 This week. 2269 01:57:35,583 --> 01:57:41,665 "My heart has brought so many complaints." 2270 01:57:43,041 --> 01:57:49,874 "lt's autumn. The leaves have fallen on flowers." 2271 01:57:50,583 --> 01:57:54,249 "My heart has brought so many complaints." 2272 01:57:54,333 --> 01:57:59,207 "lt's autumn. The leaves have fallen on flowers." 2273 01:57:59,375 --> 01:58:04,832 "When my heart broke, I Iearnt that.." 2274 01:58:05,583 --> 01:58:09,249 "l'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2275 01:58:09,333 --> 01:58:11,999 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2276 01:58:13,083 --> 01:58:16,790 "l'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2277 01:58:16,875 --> 01:58:20,374 "What's my fault?" 2278 01:58:20,583 --> 01:58:24,207 "l'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2279 01:58:24,291 --> 01:58:26,749 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2280 01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:46,790 "When you left my hand.." 2281 01:58:46,875 --> 01:58:52,332 "..I felt as if I was separated from my destiny." 2282 01:58:52,458 --> 01:58:55,832 "God made us a couple.." 2283 01:58:55,916 --> 01:58:59,874 "..but we separated on your will." 2284 01:59:07,500 --> 01:59:09,332 "When you left my hand.." 2285 01:59:09,416 --> 01:59:14,790 "..I felt as if I was separated from my destiny." 2286 01:59:14,958 --> 01:59:18,457 "God made us a couple.." 2287 01:59:18,541 --> 01:59:22,415 "..but we separated on your will." 2288 01:59:22,708 --> 01:59:26,082 "Your intentions were false. Your promises were false." 2289 01:59:26,416 --> 01:59:29,707 "Loyalty is weeping." 2290 01:59:30,875 --> 01:59:33,665 Pooja dear, I wanted to talk to you. 2291 01:59:34,625 --> 01:59:35,624 Yes, mother? 2292 01:59:36,750 --> 01:59:40,165 Dear, if you couId think about it again.. - Mother, don't start again. 2293 01:59:41,416 --> 01:59:44,290 Look, dear, I agree that Fateh had lied, but.. 2294 01:59:46,458 --> 01:59:51,790 But because of his lie, if you had met your father once.. 2295 01:59:51,875 --> 01:59:53,499 ..then there was nothing wrong in it. 2296 01:59:55,500 --> 01:59:58,082 Mother, you're saying this? 2297 01:59:59,125 --> 02:00:01,457 You've not spoken to father since 18 years. 2298 02:00:02,083 --> 02:00:03,790 You didn't let me talk to him either. 2299 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:11,790 Dear, sometimes stubbornness becomes more.. 2300 02:00:13,791 --> 02:00:15,415 ..important than words. 2301 02:00:19,458 --> 02:00:25,290 I hope, like me, in your stubbornness, you don't take a decision.. 2302 02:00:26,916 --> 02:00:29,790 ..because of which you repent for the rest of your life, Iike I did. 2303 02:00:31,791 --> 02:00:36,207 Dear, there's no place for stubbornness in Iove. 2304 02:00:39,833 --> 02:00:41,207 I know what l'm doing, mother. 2305 02:00:42,333 --> 02:00:43,790 At least Chris is not a liar. 2306 02:00:47,125 --> 02:00:50,874 "l'm shedding.." 2307 02:00:50,958 --> 02:00:54,707 "l'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2308 02:00:54,791 --> 02:00:57,415 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2309 02:00:58,416 --> 02:01:02,124 "l'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2310 02:01:02,208 --> 02:01:05,707 "What's my fault?" 2311 02:01:05,958 --> 02:01:09,624 "l'm shedding tears. I'm heartbroken." 2312 02:01:09,708 --> 02:01:12,249 "Your dreams have called out to me." 2313 02:01:42,583 --> 02:01:45,374 "My father is great.." 2314 02:01:48,791 --> 02:01:49,790 You? 2315 02:01:50,041 --> 02:01:52,374 Spare me in the bathroom at least. 2316 02:01:52,625 --> 02:01:55,249 How did I harm you.. 2317 02:01:55,416 --> 02:01:58,207 ..that you are after me alI the time? 2318 02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:00,374 Sorry, Shampy. I made a mistake. 2319 02:02:00,458 --> 02:02:01,915 What sorry? No manners! 2320 02:02:02,125 --> 02:02:06,124 You know, to send me to Canada, Shampy's favorite father.. 2321 02:02:06,750 --> 02:02:09,290 ..who never even let his beard open.. 2322 02:02:09,541 --> 02:02:14,749 ..he had to open the three buttons of his shirt and dispIay his body. 2323 02:02:15,208 --> 02:02:20,999 And what was the result of aIl that? I'm being deported today. 2324 02:02:21,291 --> 02:02:22,957 I said I'm sorry. Why are you crying? 2325 02:02:23,208 --> 02:02:25,082 What sorry? No manners! 2326 02:02:25,333 --> 02:02:27,874 You have left me to be doomed. 2327 02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:30,790 Why did you do this to an innocent boy? 2328 02:02:30,958 --> 02:02:34,207 Why? Why did you break my heart? - Get Iost. 2329 02:02:34,625 --> 02:02:36,290 The dear son is slapped once. 2330 02:02:36,541 --> 02:02:38,540 You should've at least washed your hands first.. -l said I'm sorry! 2331 02:02:38,666 --> 02:02:39,582 You are going on crying. 2332 02:02:39,666 --> 02:02:41,165 Your dream is shattered, but I'm heartbroken. 2333 02:02:41,500 --> 02:02:43,290 You call yourseIf an innocent boy. 2334 02:02:43,583 --> 02:02:45,582 You should have washed that hand. 2335 02:02:45,708 --> 02:02:48,874 Why did you teII the truth to Pooja? I wouId have explained to her Iater. 2336 02:02:49,166 --> 02:02:50,582 You were trying to be a truthful man's son. 2337 02:02:50,791 --> 02:02:54,665 Brother, you may slap me as many times as you want. 2338 02:02:55,000 --> 02:02:57,832 But don't get my father's name wrong. 2339 02:02:57,916 --> 02:03:03,957 My father's name is Duntoshan Singh. 2340 02:03:04,083 --> 02:03:08,290 He has always taught me to tell the truth. 2341 02:03:08,541 --> 02:03:10,999 I'm sorry, Shampy. I vented my anger on you. 2342 02:03:11,875 --> 02:03:13,457 If l had ever learnt to telI the truth in life.. 2343 02:03:13,541 --> 02:03:15,999 ..then instead of the foreigner, I wouId be marrying Pooja today. 2344 02:03:17,375 --> 02:03:21,874 Brother, you really love the respected madam truIy? 2345 02:03:22,083 --> 02:03:23,082 Yes. 2346 02:03:23,291 --> 02:03:26,457 Then you shouId be slapped at least a dozen times, brother. 2347 02:03:28,666 --> 02:03:33,582 I mean, brother, if your love is sweet and pure like Shampy.. 2348 02:03:33,750 --> 02:03:37,415 ..then you must pacify the respected madam anyhow. 2349 02:03:37,500 --> 02:03:41,040 And you must fIy along with her. 2350 02:03:42,000 --> 02:03:43,207 Listen to me, brother. 2351 02:03:43,291 --> 02:03:47,332 Look, it's very easy to earn a dollar which is equal to Rs. 55. 2352 02:03:47,416 --> 02:03:50,790 But it's very difficuIt to earn a girl who is equal to true love. 2353 02:03:50,916 --> 02:03:54,499 Brother, you're leaving the wealth of love here and going? 2354 02:03:54,625 --> 02:03:57,415 Shame. Shame. Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame. Shame. 2355 02:03:58,125 --> 02:03:59,707 You have a point, Shampy. 2356 02:04:00,750 --> 02:04:02,415 But how do you know so much about Iove? 2357 02:04:04,541 --> 02:04:09,624 Brother, actualIy, my name is Loveoshan Singh. 2358 02:04:10,833 --> 02:04:14,915 You mean to say that l should go and stop Pooja's wedding? 2359 02:04:15,125 --> 02:04:17,749 AbsoIutely, brother. What else? 2360 02:04:17,833 --> 02:04:23,832 The two policemen, who are standing here, take care of them somehow. 2361 02:04:24,125 --> 02:04:25,874 Shampy is with you. 2362 02:04:28,083 --> 02:04:31,124 It looks like it's time to use the biggest weapon of the Punjab Police. 2363 02:04:31,291 --> 02:04:32,290 Weapon? 2364 02:04:33,166 --> 02:04:35,749 Hail the Lord! 2365 02:04:36,000 --> 02:04:38,665 Hail! 2366 02:04:39,500 --> 02:04:40,832 Brother.. - What's wrong? 2367 02:04:41,750 --> 02:04:43,832 Brother, we need your heIp. 2368 02:04:44,833 --> 02:04:46,707 Hello, base. We need back up right away. 2369 02:04:47,000 --> 02:04:48,415 Back up. Back up right away. 2370 02:04:49,500 --> 02:04:50,999 Run! Run! Taxi. 2371 02:04:52,000 --> 02:04:52,915 Stop! Stop! 2372 02:04:53,000 --> 02:04:55,124 You? I've told you so many times that lndians and.. 2373 02:04:55,208 --> 02:04:56,915 Brother, pIease don't bring up that issue today. 2374 02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:57,957 It's about my love. 2375 02:04:58,000 --> 02:04:59,665 If l don't reach there on time, then she'II marry someone else. 2376 02:05:00,500 --> 02:05:03,915 Look, brother, if you don't help us, then love wiIl lose. 2377 02:05:04,083 --> 02:05:05,999 And if love loses, then God will lose. 2378 02:05:06,083 --> 02:05:07,999 Because love is God and God is great. 2379 02:05:08,166 --> 02:05:11,832 If that's the matter, then neither are you lndian, nor am l Pakistani. 2380 02:05:12,000 --> 02:05:13,999 We're all brothers. Get in. 2381 02:05:14,916 --> 02:05:17,290 Get in, Shampy. Get in. Get in. 2382 02:05:32,166 --> 02:05:33,165 Get out. 2383 02:05:34,833 --> 02:05:35,832 Thank you, brother. - Okay. 2384 02:05:36,166 --> 02:05:38,124 Shampy, there is poIice here. 2385 02:05:38,458 --> 02:05:39,749 Brother, don't worry. 2386 02:05:39,833 --> 02:05:42,832 You go and meet her from there. Shampy wiIl take care here. 2387 02:05:42,916 --> 02:05:43,915 Sure? - Sure. 2388 02:05:46,500 --> 02:05:48,832 We are not even getting overtime. 2389 02:05:49,083 --> 02:05:50,249 Excuse me, brother. 2390 02:05:50,625 --> 02:05:51,624 The dacoit Shampy! 2391 02:05:52,125 --> 02:05:53,665 Hold! Hold! HoId! Hold! 2392 02:05:54,250 --> 02:05:58,207 Brother, Shampy won't be scared of this weapon. 2393 02:05:58,500 --> 02:06:00,957 Shampy has a bigger weapon. 2394 02:06:01,416 --> 02:06:04,832 Hail the Lord! 2395 02:06:07,916 --> 02:06:08,915 Hail. 2396 02:06:09,250 --> 02:06:10,540 There's no one here to help. 2397 02:06:10,666 --> 02:06:13,082 Looks like I'll be slapped now. 2398 02:06:13,666 --> 02:06:15,207 Catch me if you can! - Get him! Get him! 2399 02:06:15,291 --> 02:06:16,540 God, help me. 2400 02:06:16,791 --> 02:06:19,499 Pooja, Chris, please join your hands.. 2401 02:06:19,625 --> 02:06:21,874 ..and declare your consent in front of God. 2402 02:06:22,541 --> 02:06:23,707 Do you have the rings? 2403 02:06:23,916 --> 02:06:24,915 Rings? 2404 02:06:26,583 --> 02:06:28,457 Oh, it's their engagement today. 2405 02:06:29,083 --> 02:06:31,332 I was going crazy thinking they were getting married. 2406 02:06:33,083 --> 02:06:35,040 I will talk to her Iater. 2407 02:06:37,916 --> 02:06:40,249 Wait till l get my hands on you. -Catch him! 2408 02:06:42,416 --> 02:06:43,457 You? 2409 02:06:44,333 --> 02:06:45,582 What are you doing here? 2410 02:06:45,958 --> 02:06:48,790 I had come to stop Pooja's wedding. But they're getting engaged. 2411 02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:50,249 Idiot, this is not their engagement. 2412 02:06:50,541 --> 02:06:52,332 Exchanging the rings means getting married. 2413 02:06:55,708 --> 02:06:56,707 You're lying. 2414 02:06:57,541 --> 02:07:00,999 I'm teIling the truth. This is how foreigners get married. 2415 02:07:01,541 --> 02:07:02,540 Crazy boy. 2416 02:07:07,833 --> 02:07:09,082 Stop! Stop! Stop! 2417 02:07:09,208 --> 02:07:10,707 Stop it right now. 2418 02:07:10,916 --> 02:07:12,749 You? Who are you to stop us? 2419 02:07:12,833 --> 02:07:14,665 Pooja, don't say that. I've come to apologize to you. 2420 02:07:14,875 --> 02:07:17,207 I agree that l've told you many Iies, but I Iove you truly. 2421 02:07:18,500 --> 02:07:20,540 Oh, shut up! I don't care. Get out of here. 2422 02:07:20,875 --> 02:07:21,915 Let me get married in peace. 2423 02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:23,749 This means l won't be forgiven if I Iied. 2424 02:07:23,833 --> 02:07:26,082 He lied to you and you're marrying him. 2425 02:07:26,291 --> 02:07:27,415 It doesn't Iook nice. 2426 02:07:27,541 --> 02:07:29,165 What nonsense are you talking? What did he lie about? 2427 02:07:29,250 --> 02:07:31,124 He's not going to accept your family after your marriage. 2428 02:07:31,208 --> 02:07:32,999 He got the false note written to make you agree. 2429 02:07:33,125 --> 02:07:34,332 I had written that note. 2430 02:07:34,583 --> 02:07:36,874 If you feel that I'll consider your lie the truth.. 2431 02:07:36,958 --> 02:07:38,749 ..and won't marry Chris, then you're wrong. 2432 02:07:38,875 --> 02:07:39,999 Chris. - Wait! 2433 02:07:40,541 --> 02:07:41,457 Pooja, l'm telling you. 2434 02:07:41,541 --> 02:07:42,624 If the Punjab Police's friendship is good.. 2435 02:07:42,708 --> 02:07:43,999 ..then their animosity is worse than anything. 2436 02:07:44,125 --> 02:07:45,999 Really? What will you do? What will you do? 2437 02:07:46,416 --> 02:07:47,957 You're threatening me. 2438 02:07:48,708 --> 02:07:49,707 Chris. 2439 02:07:53,041 --> 02:07:54,624 What are you doing? -What are you doing, Fateh? 2440 02:07:54,708 --> 02:07:56,415 Don't interfere! l'll flail you! 2441 02:07:56,500 --> 02:07:58,999 Flail? What's that? - Why do you want to know? 2442 02:07:59,041 --> 02:08:01,290 Just keep quiet, Chris. Give me the ring. - I won't. 2443 02:08:05,833 --> 02:08:06,832 Fateh! 2444 02:08:07,000 --> 02:08:07,999 Pooja! 2445 02:08:08,416 --> 02:08:09,790 Fateh! - What's happening, father? 2446 02:08:10,500 --> 02:08:11,499 Dance. 2447 02:08:11,875 --> 02:08:13,749 Fateh! Fateh, give me my ring back. 2448 02:08:14,541 --> 02:08:16,582 I will not. Please forgive me first, Pooja. 2449 02:08:18,208 --> 02:08:20,332 Why shouId l forgive you? - Because I've really changed. 2450 02:08:20,666 --> 02:08:22,874 You will never stop Iying. 2451 02:08:22,958 --> 02:08:25,040 Pooja, l can swear if you want me to. l've changed. 2452 02:08:25,125 --> 02:08:27,457 I'm ready to teII you aIl the truths of my Iife. 2453 02:08:27,541 --> 02:08:28,999 You can ask me whatever you want. 2454 02:08:29,083 --> 02:08:30,582 I'm not interested in your life. Give me my ring! 2455 02:08:30,666 --> 02:08:32,124 Please forgive me. - I.. 2456 02:08:33,833 --> 02:08:35,874 Fateh, give me my ring back. - Pooja, please forgive me. 2457 02:08:36,666 --> 02:08:38,540 Fateh, give me my ring. - Please forgive me. 2458 02:08:39,000 --> 02:08:39,790 Fateh! 2459 02:08:39,875 --> 02:08:43,332 Give me my ring! - Drive the car. - Give me! 2460 02:08:43,583 --> 02:08:45,540 Stop the car! Give me my ring! 2461 02:08:45,666 --> 02:08:48,999 Listen to my truths, Pooja. - l don't want to hear your truths. 2462 02:08:49,083 --> 02:08:51,249 Okay, what if I told you that until the 4th class, I used to think.. 2463 02:08:51,375 --> 02:08:53,165 ..that parents buy their children from the market.. 2464 02:08:53,291 --> 02:08:55,040 ..and that I was bought from the confectioner Lovely? 2465 02:08:55,125 --> 02:08:56,665 Won't you stilI agree? - No. 2466 02:08:57,125 --> 02:08:59,957 Okay, what if I tell you that I wear the same underwear twice? 2467 02:09:00,750 --> 02:09:02,082 Do you reaIly think that.. 2468 02:09:02,166 --> 02:09:04,124 ..I would agree after Iistening to this and embrace you? 2469 02:09:04,208 --> 02:09:05,999 Please agree, Pooja. I'll hug you myself. 2470 02:09:06,041 --> 02:09:07,082 Just shut up! 2471 02:09:07,250 --> 02:09:10,790 Okay, what if I tell you that my nickname is Topra? 2472 02:09:10,875 --> 02:09:12,999 You still won't agree? - No. 2473 02:09:13,666 --> 02:09:15,999 Okay, what if I tell you what 'flail' means? 2474 02:09:16,500 --> 02:09:17,874 Will you agree then? - No. 2475 02:09:18,958 --> 02:09:20,790 Think about it again, Pooja. - No! 2476 02:09:25,208 --> 02:09:26,207 Please agree. 2477 02:09:27,750 --> 02:09:29,040 Okay. Tell me what it means. 2478 02:09:29,458 --> 02:09:30,249 Why shouId l teIl you? 2479 02:09:30,333 --> 02:09:32,957 First tell me that you've forgiven me and you love me. 2480 02:09:33,250 --> 02:09:35,290 What? l love you? 2481 02:09:35,458 --> 02:09:37,457 You don't love me? - Never. 2482 02:09:37,541 --> 02:09:38,749 Hey, you truthful woman! 2483 02:09:38,833 --> 02:09:40,624 You tell people to be truthful. 2484 02:09:40,750 --> 02:09:42,999 And now you're lying to me on purpose. 2485 02:09:43,375 --> 02:09:46,624 This is not a lie. lt's true. I can never love a man like you. 2486 02:09:46,958 --> 02:09:49,915 Have you seen your face? You look like an idiot. 2487 02:09:50,250 --> 02:09:51,249 Idiot? 2488 02:09:53,208 --> 02:09:55,540 Have you gone crazy? I insuIted you and you're laughing. 2489 02:09:55,625 --> 02:09:59,290 I.. Okay, you left your wedding, lied at the airport.. 2490 02:09:59,375 --> 02:10:01,749 ..took special permissions for travelling without a passport. 2491 02:10:01,916 --> 02:10:05,165 As if you did alI this not because you love this idiot.. 2492 02:10:05,250 --> 02:10:07,207 ..but because you want to know what 'flail' means. 2493 02:10:07,375 --> 02:10:09,457 You are very funny, constable. 2494 02:10:09,750 --> 02:10:11,415 You attacked the Punjab Police! But why? 2495 02:10:11,500 --> 02:10:12,790 You understood this very soon. 2496 02:10:12,958 --> 02:10:14,832 But you still didn't understand how to pacify someone who's upset. 2497 02:10:14,916 --> 02:10:15,999 You didn't come to pacify instead. 2498 02:10:16,083 --> 02:10:17,499 Instead, you sent Chris with the note. 2499 02:10:17,583 --> 02:10:19,457 What if l had really married Chris in anger? 2500 02:10:20,000 --> 02:10:21,165 If l don't have the sense to pacify.. 2501 02:10:21,250 --> 02:10:22,374 ..then even you must know the limit of being upset. 2502 02:10:22,458 --> 02:10:24,582 You shouldn't insuIt the pacifier so much that he gives up. 2503 02:10:24,666 --> 02:10:26,124 What if l had not reached the church on time? 2504 02:10:26,208 --> 02:10:28,665 Then I would have married Chris. He's at least not an idiot Iike you. 2505 02:10:28,750 --> 02:10:30,749 Go and marry Chris. You're threatening me. 2506 02:10:30,833 --> 02:10:32,832 I don't want to pacify you. Get lost. 2507 02:10:33,333 --> 02:10:37,665 You think I'll go to Punjab with you after listening to all this? 2508 02:10:38,125 --> 02:10:39,999 Just wait and watch. The minute we Iand.. 2509 02:10:40,041 --> 02:10:41,540 ..I'll immediateIy take a flight back. 2510 02:10:41,875 --> 02:10:42,874 Go away! 2511 02:10:43,625 --> 02:10:44,790 Give me your number. 2512 02:10:49,666 --> 02:10:51,999 Dear, I just dozed off. 2513 02:10:54,958 --> 02:10:55,957 What is it? 2514 02:11:02,375 --> 02:11:03,290 Stop it. 2515 02:11:03,375 --> 02:11:04,374 She laughed. 2516 02:11:06,041 --> 02:11:07,040 Constable. 2517 02:11:07,583 --> 02:11:09,457 The Punjab Police is feeling sorry. 2518 02:11:09,791 --> 02:11:11,082 It's okay, constable. 2519 02:11:14,166 --> 02:11:17,832 The Punjab Police is feeling a little bit of Iove. 2520 02:11:18,166 --> 02:11:19,165 You know that.. 2521 02:11:20,708 --> 02:11:21,707 ..fling. 2522 02:11:22,083 --> 02:11:23,165 It's okay, constable. 2523 02:11:23,458 --> 02:11:25,749 It's okay? Then you aIso tell me 'l love you'. 2524 02:11:33,833 --> 02:11:35,082 First tell me what 'fIail' means. 2525 02:11:35,375 --> 02:11:36,249 What? - Yes. 2526 02:11:36,333 --> 02:11:37,707 Why has 'flail' come between our love? 2527 02:11:37,791 --> 02:11:38,999 Will you teIl me or should I go back? 2528 02:11:39,166 --> 02:11:40,624 This means you want to know it anyhow. - Yes. 2529 02:11:41,166 --> 02:11:42,332 Brother, stop. 2530 02:11:43,500 --> 02:11:44,165 Yes. 2531 02:11:44,250 --> 02:11:45,874 Today l'll tell you what it means. - Please! 2532 02:11:47,750 --> 02:11:48,749 Set hand. 2533 02:11:51,041 --> 02:11:55,832 Constable, actually.. even l don't know what 'flaiI' means. - What? 2534 02:11:57,291 --> 02:11:58,290 Constable, l wiII.. 2535 02:12:01,875 --> 02:12:02,874 I won't spare you! 2536 02:12:03,708 --> 02:12:04,832 I am going to kiIl you. 2537 02:12:09,416 --> 02:12:10,874 I missed you too, dear. 2538 02:12:12,166 --> 02:12:13,749 I missed you too, father. 2539 02:12:14,166 --> 02:12:15,165 I Iove you. 2540 02:12:19,375 --> 02:12:22,290 Please, father. PIease, father. At least listen to me. 2541 02:12:22,541 --> 02:12:24,415 Father, stop. Stop, father. 2542 02:12:24,833 --> 02:12:26,374 Father, calm down. 2543 02:12:26,708 --> 02:12:29,749 'After a little drama, the DC finally agreed.' 2544 02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:31,040 'How wouIdn't he have agreed?' 2545 02:12:31,125 --> 02:12:34,207 'After all, his wife patched up with him on the condition..' 2546 02:12:34,416 --> 02:12:36,999 '..that both the constables will get married.' 2547 02:12:37,125 --> 02:12:38,124 Hands up. 2548 02:12:38,208 --> 02:12:43,249 'So, the Punjab police officer married the Vancouver poIice officer.' 2549 02:12:43,750 --> 02:12:47,165 "He will cry.." 2550 02:12:47,250 --> 02:12:51,332 'But Iike aIways, even this time, the wrong song was sung.' 2551 02:12:52,166 --> 02:12:58,540 "There is a slight breeze. Someone is crying." 2552 02:12:59,000 --> 02:13:00,707 "Like me.." 2553 02:13:02,541 --> 02:13:04,707 'But perhaps, this song was being played for them.' 2554 02:13:10,583 --> 02:13:11,832 You are handsome. 2555 02:13:13,416 --> 02:13:15,499 'They got settled.' 2556 02:13:16,000 --> 02:13:17,624 'But what happened to dacoit Shampy?' 2557 02:13:17,708 --> 02:13:19,707 How much longer wiIl it take? 2558 02:13:19,875 --> 02:13:22,999 Shampy is tired! Shampy wiIl die! Shampy will die! 2559 02:13:23,875 --> 02:13:26,124 'And Shampy's favorite father?' 2560 02:13:26,833 --> 02:13:30,499 Buy Shampy's vehicIe and father. It's sweet. 2561 02:13:30,666 --> 02:13:35,624 'He's been trying to collect money to bring his dear son back to lndia.' 2562 02:13:36,666 --> 02:13:39,832 'Our Pakistani brother is letting go of the money.' 2563 02:13:41,041 --> 02:13:43,457 'The size of lnspector Joginder Singh's stomach..' 2564 02:13:43,541 --> 02:13:45,999 '..has reduced from 36 inches to 34 inches.' 2565 02:13:46,208 --> 02:13:49,082 'And Fateh Singh has gone from 34 to 36 inches.' 2566 02:13:49,666 --> 02:13:51,457 'It is said that even the Canada police..' 2567 02:13:51,541 --> 02:13:53,540 '..are following Fateh Singh's techniques.' 2568 02:13:55,583 --> 02:13:58,999 'We compIetely forgot about granny.' 2569 02:14:03,041 --> 02:14:04,207 Where is everyone? 2570 02:14:04,416 --> 02:14:07,374 'So, this was the story of Jatt and Juliet.' 2571 02:14:08,208 --> 02:14:10,832 'Hold on. Hold on. Sorry. Sorry.' 2572 02:14:11,458 --> 02:14:12,624 'I forgot something.' 2573 02:14:12,708 --> 02:14:16,124 Stop! Stop! HeIIo! Stop! Stop! 2574 02:14:17,291 --> 02:14:18,582 What's the matter, Inspector? 2575 02:14:18,666 --> 02:14:22,207 Why are you riding without a helmet? Give me a fine of Rs. 1500. 2576 02:14:22,416 --> 02:14:25,957 Fine? l think you didn't recognize me. 2577 02:14:26,125 --> 02:14:28,290 Whoever you are, pay the fine or I'll flail you. 2578 02:14:28,750 --> 02:14:32,165 Please don't flail me, inspector. It'll spoil the beauty of my face. 2579 02:14:32,875 --> 02:14:34,165 Is that what 'flail' means? 2580 02:14:34,916 --> 02:14:38,540 Of course. You can lam me if you want. 2581 02:14:39,250 --> 02:14:40,707 What does 'lam' mean? 2582 02:14:40,958 --> 02:14:43,582 He wants to know. Why do you care?