0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,166 Hello - K! 2 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:44,916 Baba! 3 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:47,333 Where are you? 4 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:48,583 Here.. 5 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,083 Curfew! - What? 6 00:01:57,416 --> 00:01:58,541 No idea 7 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,208 I'm on TV! - On TV.. 8 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:14,958 On what channel? 9 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:17,625 I don't know, some strange language written here.. 10 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:19,041 .. like on a bottle of Vodka.. 11 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:20,416 Vodka? 12 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:22,250 My throat's parched.. 13 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,916 .. cigarette.. cigarette.. 14 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,833 .. you still smoking! 15 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:29,083 I need a cigarette! - I'll call you later.. 16 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,083 K! 17 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:50,291 What the hell is this place? 18 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,083 Cigarette!!! 19 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:21,416 Cigarette!!! 20 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,208 Bloody gibberish spouting bastard!! 21 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,791 Opened. 22 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:47,625 Bastard.. 23 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:44,125 Matches.. 24 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,416 K.. 25 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,875 Open the door K.. 26 00:06:58,458 --> 00:06:59,666 open up! 27 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:03,333 K.. 28 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:05,500 Ya.. - K.. open the door.. 29 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:07,416 Ya.. 30 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,041 K? - You alright? 31 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:16,541 At least say something? 32 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:17,833 Ya! Hold on! 33 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:19,083 Bastard. 34 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,708 Witch. 35 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,583 Come out fast. We are expecting guests anytime. 36 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:28,375 My dream.. What does it mean? 37 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:31,458 You're soooo!! addicted to nicotine! 38 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:34,416 You fear the day when you won't get a Cigarette! 39 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,333 But what's that bathtub doing in the middle of the snow! 40 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:41,500 I don't Know? 41 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:45,750 Next time try jumping in the bathtub, instead! 42 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:47,416 It might lead you somewhere else? 43 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,500 The mirror will fall apart K.. 44 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,125 Why the hell do you smoke in the Bathroom!! 45 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,625 Why the hell do you sleep in the bedroom!! 46 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,125 What's wrong now? 47 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:22,625 Nothing.. 48 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:28,291 Went to Siberia again? 49 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:33,166 It's all because of those cigarettes.. 50 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,708 You will soon have the visa too.. 51 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,500 Please.. don't blow smoke in here.. 52 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,041 Why don't you go get dressed, 53 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,625 The guests should be here soon.. 54 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:54,083 Nobody tells me what to do, 55 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,958 Nobody tells me what to do, 56 00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:58,666 Nobody tells me.. 57 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,125 .. what to do.. 58 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,083 When some nut decides to clamber up mount everest.. 59 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,708 .. the world stands up to cheer him.. 60 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,958 What if he's doing it for the first time.. 61 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,583 .. his rope could snap.. 62 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:56,833 He could get buried under a mound of snow.. 63 00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:59,250 The world knows he.. he could bloody die.. 64 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:00,958 .. but they still put him on the front page.. 65 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,416 Hundreds die in accidents every day.. 66 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,083 .. but we're still driving!! 67 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,000 Automobiles should be outlawed.. 68 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,375 .. petrol should be banned.. 69 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:10,541 .. why ban cigarettes alone.. 70 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,375 .. because this tiny little innocuous white thing.. 71 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:14,083 .. can't speak for itself.. 72 00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:17,333 Have you ever seen him smoke? 73 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,416 In the kitchen.. - The bathroom.. 74 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,208 The bedroom.. - In the bloody bed.. 75 00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,458 There are more ashtrays in this house than spoons.. 76 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,291 That's it.. - That's not it? 77 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:26,791 Even Vikas used to smoke.. 78 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,250 I made him quit.. 79 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,625 .. there's this Shaman doctor baba Bengali.. 80 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,208 But that isn't the only reason.. - So what else? 81 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,458 Religious differences.. 82 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:35,958 He thinks he's God. 83 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,208 I think he's.. 84 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,750 Bad! Huh! - Really Bad! 85 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,208 My brother.. He's Asthmatic! 86 00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:43,541 Not me! 87 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,250 I heard he's in a hospital.. 88 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,416 They've removed his right lung.. 89 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,083 .. it was infected.. 90 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,541 And K still smokes around everyone.. 91 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,458 Search me.. 92 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:56,208 My parents divorced six months into their marriage.. 93 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,291 You're kidding me.. 94 00:11:58,666 --> 00:11:59,750 And then I arrived.. 95 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,208 .. so they remarried.. 96 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,625 two years into their second marriage.. 97 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,291 .. my dad found out that I was born a year.. 98 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,500 .. after the divorce.. 99 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,083 .. so they divorced again.. 100 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,166 That sucks, dude! 101 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,375 So when was your brother born? 102 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,708 In the second coming or.. 103 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,208 After the second divorce.. 104 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,916 So he's not exactly your blood brother? 105 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,291 He is.. 106 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,666 How.. - See.. 107 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,125 They married.. 108 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,333 Then divorced.. 109 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:27,541 Then they had you.. 110 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,916 Married again.. 111 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,333 Divorced again.. 112 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,041 Then they had him.. 113 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,625 .. which means he can't be your real brother.. 114 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,500 Have you told him you want to leave him.. 115 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,666 Not yet.. 116 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,958 Does he know you want to leave him? 117 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,583 If he was that sensitive.. Why would I leave him? 118 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,125 Hi.. 119 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,541 Hi.. - Lets go.. 120 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,583 Want to smoke, go outside 121 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,041 Its totally wrong. 122 00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:01,125 Actually they should bloody close down all the non smoking restaurants. 123 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,208 My self R. K. Dhingra, 124 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,000 Rajinder Kumar Dhingra. 125 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,166 You don't talk too much, 126 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:11,041 You seem to be the thinking type. 127 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,875 Even I think a lot.. 128 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:19,458 Before you came that's what I was doing, thinking.. 129 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,666 Wondering, why do people need to talk so much? 130 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,375 - K.. - Abbas! 131 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,666 Hi! What are you doing standing out here? 132 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,250 Smoking! Brother! 133 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:29,708 Want one? 134 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,000 No way - No I won't.. 135 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,541 Cut the crap man here.. 136 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,333 No! No! K! I swear I quit. 137 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:37,583 Trust me, so should you. 138 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:40,375 Don't be my wife, God knows where you disappear! 139 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,208 Been ages since I saw you.. - Come on, lets share one! 140 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:43,416 No! K! I'm not gonna smoke! 141 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,625 - Come On!! Just a puff!- No! K! No! 142 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,166 - I Don't.. K! - What's wrong. 143 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,833 Take a drag my friend.. Nothing's gonna blow except the smoke.. 144 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,750 Look sir! Why don't you mind your own business! 145 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,375 Your friend is offering you a drag.. 146 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,041 You shouldn't refuse him.. 147 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,208 Is he your friend? Who is this guy? 148 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,791 Friendships don't blossom in a single meeting. 149 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:00,250 My friend.. takes time.. 150 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,458 Just shut up. 151 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,958 Sir, it takes ages! 152 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,458 Shut up. Why don't you go somewhere else? 153 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,666 Please! 154 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,916 Idiot man! - Abbas! 155 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,958 Hi! - Oh! Hi Anjali. 156 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,916 How are you? - Hi! 157 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,416 How are you? - I'm good 158 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,000 Why are you wearing those gloves.. 159 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,625 Oh, just like that. 160 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,583 I lost my fingers in an accident. 161 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:23,875 What! 162 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,083 What nonsense are you talking! 163 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,291 Why didn't you tell me? 164 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,500 It's nothing much! Really 165 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:28,708 Oh my God! 166 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,375 And what's that you've got in your ears? 167 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,666 Just.. 168 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,958 I've a bit of a hearing problem. 169 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,708 You quit smoking? 170 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,250 Yeah, I have quit. 171 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:40,541 Very good. 172 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:42,083 What very good! 173 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,250 He's gonna smoke right now! Here.. 174 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,666 K stop it! 175 00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:46,875 K! 176 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,958 C'mon, all I'm asking you for is a drag man! One drag! For my sake! 177 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,250 Or she'll hound me to death with it.. 178 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,625 K! I have said NO! That's it! I won't smoke. 179 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,125 K!! - K! I won't smoke! 180 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,125 K! - Don't force him!!- Stop it!! 181 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,791 Go inside! 182 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,708 I said GO in!! 183 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,125 Come now! Quickly! Take a drag.. 184 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,041 Otherwise I'll shove it in you! - K! Stop it! 185 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,250 K! - Stop it! K! 186 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:13,500 If I say you will! You will! - K! I won't! That's it! 187 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,208 I love my wife! Ok! 188 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,125 What loves your wife got to do with smoking? 189 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:36,333 Sir, if I was in his place I wouldn't push you away like that. 190 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,333 You do what you're doing! 191 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,833 And keep your mouth shut! You Asshole! 192 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,041 What'll you do, huh 193 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,541 You're mistaken. I'm not that kind of a guy. 194 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:44,750 You're a big asshole kind of a guy.. 195 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,416 Sir.. You.. You.. 196 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,958 And you talk too much! 197 00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,208 Sir, You're 198 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,416 Shut up! 199 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,625 Shut up! 200 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,708 I know K can be an asshole sometimes 201 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,333 Most of the times 202 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:56,666 Yeah 203 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,750 Why do you want to know Anjali? 204 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,125 Abbas tell me! 205 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,791 K's not gonna quit! 206 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,666 Okay.. If you really want Him to quit smoking then. 207 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:11,750 Take this.. 208 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:14,875 The Laboratory. Their visiting card! - It's a Rehabilitation program. 209 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,625 Okay - They are professionals! 210 00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:19,291 You don't feel the urge at all? 211 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,375 No. Never. 212 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:22,708 Thanks. 213 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,666 Anjali, I'm actually meeting someone. 214 00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:27,750 I'll go now. - Yeah. Thanks. 215 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:28,958 Bye. Thanks. 216 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,000 Why don't you quit smoking? 217 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,541 I have quit a hundred times.. 218 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:45,000 That's not what you call quitting.. 219 00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,458 Then what do you call quitting? 220 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,875 Like my dad and mum quitting on each other? 221 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,833 I don't quit! Quitters are those who can't see it through to the end! 222 00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:56,125 What if you start hating it? 223 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,000 "Shut up, just shut up.." 224 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:04,041 "Shut up, just shut up.." 225 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,416 Anjali.. 226 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,833 Yes.. 227 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,250 You're asleep? 228 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,083 Yes.. 229 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,166 Are you still upset.. 230 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,708 .. turn this side 231 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:21,541 Not now K.. 232 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,750 Come on.. 233 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,208 K! 234 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,708 Come on.. 235 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,916 K! - Sorry 236 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,500 Can I sleep now.. 237 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:52,208 Okay. Sleep. 238 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,375 Hi.. 239 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,083 I'm K.. 240 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,250 Just K.. 241 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:04,958 What's this? 242 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,625 They're taking them to the concentration camp and killing them.. 243 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,041 This card.. 244 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,875 It says Kalkatta carpets.. 245 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,125 I got that from Abbas.. 246 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,041 .. but you won't need it.. 247 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,208 Is it his business card? 248 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,791 Selling carpets these days.. ? 249 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,041 It's a Rehabilitation program. 250 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,208 People don't have any other better work to do. 251 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,958 They helped Abbas kick the habit.. 252 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,041 He taught you to smoke right? 253 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:42,250 No one taught me to smoke. 254 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,333 No one taught me anything. 255 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,958 I smoke. 256 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,500 And that's it. The first time, Abbas gave me a cigarette, 257 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,583 I took the matches out from my own pocket.. 258 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,083 Watch your TV 259 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,333 Anjali.. 260 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:16,791 Yes.. 261 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,250 Breakfast? 262 00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:20,791 Yes sir.. 263 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,541 I am sorry I forgot.. 264 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,750 .. what do you want for our anniversary? 265 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,375 Divorce.. 266 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,958 I don't have that Kind of a budget.. 267 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,166 "When the moon hits your eyes.. " 268 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:53,583 "Like a big piece of fire.. " 269 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,208 "When the world.. " 270 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,541 I am not being childish. 271 00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,625 Its not my fault if I look like a girl, 272 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,833 I am 28 for god sake.. 273 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,166 I have made up my mind.. 274 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,500 I will call you later, bye.. 275 00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:20,250 Inky pinky ponkey. 276 00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:23,666 Father had a donkey 277 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:27,208 Donkey died father cried 278 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,416 Inky pinky 279 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,833 Ponkey.. 280 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:35,583 Sorry K.. 281 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,833 Take him to some higher altitude.. 282 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,166 Get him to do some yoga 283 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,708 Some breathing exercises 284 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,125 You smoke too much.. 285 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,083 It's not good for your brother. 286 00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:08,916 Anyways its your choice 287 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,708 I'll save you the lecture 288 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:11,916 Good.. 289 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,333 Why do you always wear these dark glasses 290 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,458 Why do you always wear those hearing aids? 291 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,166 There's this company. 292 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,458 Agency 293 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,000 Rehabilitation program.. 294 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,333 The Laboratory! 295 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,000 Hey! You're aware then.. 296 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,583 I wasn't aware.. 297 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,375 remember we used to smoke together.. 298 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,916 And you quit after your defining deafness.. 299 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,791 Why don't you try it.. 300 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,750 It's a 100% smoke proof program 301 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,791 Cigarette.. alcohol.. 302 00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:46,458 allergies, addictions, itches, ringworms, weaknesses, 303 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:47,958 Baba Bengali has a cure for them all.. 304 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,333 Just go check it out.. 305 00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:50,916 .. after that it's up to you.. 306 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,375 I'll think about it.. 307 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,791 Don't think, just tell me I will take an appointment for you.. 308 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,500 When can I take my brother? 309 00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:58,708 Not yet.. 310 00:22:58,833 --> 00:22:59,916 Then when? 311 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:04,333 When everything's alright 312 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,750 Will you go? - To where? 313 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:07,833 To the Laboratory. 314 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:15,041 Do inform me, just call.. 315 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:17,541 Call me.. - And do tell me 316 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:19,208 If you want to go to The Laboratory.. 317 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:20,416 Please call.. 318 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,625 Thank you.. 319 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,041 Please.. 320 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,958 Good morning, sir. 321 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,708 Will you please stop smoking? 322 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,833 Take the stairs 323 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:06,375 What! 324 00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:10,666 Thank you. 325 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:12,666 Stupid.. 326 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,125 Idiot.. 327 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:20,833 Morning sir.. 328 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,375 Good morning, sir. 329 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:23,875 One minute.. 330 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,041 Where's Annie? 331 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,708 She'd called in to say that she won't be coming to work today.. 332 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,208 "Take me away from here.. " 333 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:37,041 "I am a fool to be in love with you.. " 334 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:42,791 "You fill my lungs with the pails of your smoke.. " 335 00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:46,291 "A victim of your.. " 336 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:51,583 "Don't you forget.. " 337 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,166 ".. It's just a cigarette.. " 338 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:59,291 "Oh, it's just a cigarette.. " 339 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,083 Anjali.. 340 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,750 Anjali.. 341 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,041 Hello.. 342 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,291 Where are you? 343 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:25,416 Home.. 344 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,625 You are not home.. 345 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:27,833 .. where are you? 346 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:29,041 I'm at home 347 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,250 My Home! 348 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,750 Your home is where I am.. 349 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:35,291 That's your home K.. 350 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:37,750 Do what you want, smoke your cigarettes, burn the mattresses.. 351 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:38,958 .. turn the whole damn house into one big ashtray.. 352 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,166 .. do whatever the fuck you want there.. 353 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:41,375 You're leaving me.. 354 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,583 I've left you.. 355 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,791 How can you leave me.. 356 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,041 Nobody leaves me 357 00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,416 I am nobody K.. 358 00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,416 .. that's why I've left you. 359 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,833 Just a sec! - Excuse me. 360 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:15,041 Don't you crave for it whenever someone lights up? 361 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,958 No K! just check it out for once man! 362 00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,625 Even I'd gone to just see the place! 363 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,083 Came out kicking the habit 364 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:21,500 Do I have to take an appointment? 365 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:23,208 Tell me.. I'll take an appointment for you.. 366 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,708 When do you want to go? 367 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,916 Right now. 368 00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,125 Right now? 369 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:28,333 To treat. 370 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,916 Great! You know the place.. 371 00:26:30,041 --> 00:26:31,125 I have the card 372 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,041 K! 373 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:34,916 You're doing the right thing ok.. 374 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:37,000 I'll inform them right away, Bye. 375 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:49,333 Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory. How can I help you? 376 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:51,166 Listen this is Abbas Tyrewala speaking.. 377 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:52,541 I want to send you another patient 378 00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:53,875 Abbas what? 379 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,500 Tyrewala - Yes sir.. 380 00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:57,250 His name is.. 381 00:26:57,333 --> 00:27:00,958 .. but before that, what about my finger? 382 00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:03,166 Well.. I guess you haven't read your contract properly.. 383 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:06,625 .. as soon as your referred patient signs his contract.. 384 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,541 .. you'll get your cut-back 385 00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:10,041 No.. No.. No.. its ok 386 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,416 Write down your tracking number 387 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,791 Please hold for a minute.. 388 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:14,000 Hey waiter! Come here!.. 389 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,541 Take the Call. 390 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:28,750 He's going! 391 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,500 Hello! 392 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:33,875 I'm going to quit.. 393 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:36,583 I swear.. 394 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,250 Please come back.. 395 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,875 Come back. 396 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,291 I'm trying really hard.. 397 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,125 Hmm.. - What Hmmmm.. 398 00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:45,958 Hmmmm okay.. 399 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,666 You're coming? - Are you going? 400 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,875 I'm going 401 00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:50,125 Then I'm coming 402 00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,333 Thanks.. 403 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:33,000 No change 404 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,375 Don't worry. I've change 405 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,875 So - Keep it. You are going to need it.. 406 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:53,708 Where is the laboratory? 407 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,125 There. 408 00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,125 Hey uncle 409 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,958 You sell oil? Carpets? 410 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,166 Where's The Laboratory? 411 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,916 Wonderful. 412 00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:43,750 What? 413 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,041 What you are looking for. 414 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:48,958 Down there? 415 00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:53,000 If you don't want to go, I'll shut it. 416 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:54,291 One second. 417 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,333 Where's this Laboratory? 418 00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:23,541 Below.. 419 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,416 Ma'am! Where's the Laboratory? 420 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,625 Down there.. 421 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:36,958 Thank you. 422 00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:48,708 Where's the Laboratory? 423 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:49,916 Down There 424 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:53,041 Is there another level below it or does it ends here? 425 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,541 Go down further.. 426 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,041 Why couldn't they get the bloody elevators.. 427 00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:14,291 Hey. 428 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,791 This way or that way.. 429 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,000 That way. 430 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,916 Where's this Laboratory? 431 00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:44,291 Welcome 432 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,791 No! - The Laboratory? 433 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,750 Mr. Abbas must have sent you! 434 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,416 Mind blowing! 435 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,541 Follow me 436 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,166 Come 437 00:34:35,416 --> 00:34:36,875 Who were those people? 438 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,416 Hello! I'm asking you? 439 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:41,000 Greetings 440 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,833 Guruji sits there. 441 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,791 Guruji might be sitting there but who were those people staring at me? 442 00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:51,208 Nothing is made on one level here? 443 00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,416 Greetings! 444 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,500 Please come. 445 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,833 Have a Seat.. 446 00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:21,458 What's going on inside? 447 00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:23,000 Sit 448 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,125 Who's this Guruji? 449 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,250 Shri! Shri! Shri! 450 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:38,000 Greater than the Great.. Baba Bengali! 451 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,208 From Sialdah! 452 00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,041 He is coming!! - You please wait!! 453 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:06,875 Prologue please.. 454 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,958 I.. my name is K.. 455 00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,791 And you feel the need to relinquish the cigarette.. 456 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:12,000 Yes.. 457 00:36:12,125 --> 00:36:13,375 Consider it done.. 458 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:15,666 Actually just came to check it out.. 459 00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:19,416 Whoever steps in here not only stubs his addiction 460 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,666 .. but completely buries it my son.. 461 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:25,041 .. cigarettes, bidis, paan, tobacco.. 462 00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:28,416 Baba Bengali can cure you of them all. 463 00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:30,291 How do you make them quit 464 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:31,916 Point a gun to the head! 465 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:48,041 Bandits and Kidnappers need weapons, 466 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:49,416 I don't. 467 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,041 Chaurasiya! - Yes, sir? 468 00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,541 Didn't you show the noble man our contract.. 469 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,291 Not yet.. 470 00:36:57,333 --> 00:37:00,791 Standing here won't make you any taller! 471 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:02,458 Please! Show him the contract. 472 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:03,750 Yes, sir. 473 00:37:15,958 --> 00:37:17,041 Do I have to read all this? 474 00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:18,250 Yes! 475 00:37:18,625 --> 00:37:19,833 If Hindi is going to be a problem. 476 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,291 We have the same in English too. 477 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,291 Guide for dummies! 478 00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:27,208 It's rather thick! 479 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:29,208 If you feel the compulsion to read an abridged version 480 00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:31,375 .. we have that too! Our very own.. 481 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,166 Pocket Edition 482 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:36,000 Please show him.. - Okay. 483 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,083 Please read.. 484 00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:54,458 I hereby agree to do whatever 485 00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:57,708 I am asked to do in order to successfully quit smoking.. 486 00:37:58,041 --> 00:38:00,791 I am getting into this program knowingly exactly the risk my smoking 487 00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:03,041 .. will pose to me and my family. Thanks. 488 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,333 K! 489 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:08,416 Meaning you'll do exactly as we tell you to do. 490 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,416 But what will you tell me to do? 491 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:13,708 First you'll have to sign. Then I'll let you know! 492 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,500 What if I sign these papers.. 493 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,708 .. and you put a gun on me.. then. 494 00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:21,291 Sir!! Kindly sign it. 495 00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:23,416 Why do you want to invite trouble? 496 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,541 And what if I don't? 497 00:38:37,541 --> 00:38:40,583 Hey! What's happening? 498 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,458 Leave me! 499 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,208 Leave me! 500 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:49,625 What are you doing! 501 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:50,958 Leave! 502 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,166 Leave me! 503 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,708 Where are you taking me? 504 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,208 Leave me! 505 00:38:58,708 --> 00:38:59,916 Let me go. 506 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,125 Let me go.. 507 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:02,958 Hey fatso.. I am talking to you.. 508 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,458 Leave me! 509 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,083 What're you doing? 510 00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:09,791 Let me go.. 511 00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:11,708 You don't know who I am.. 512 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,083 Leave me! 513 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,958 Hey! Let me go.. 514 00:39:30,916 --> 00:39:35,625 Welcome to the first stage of 515 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:41,708 .. our Quit Smoking Programme.. 516 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:43,291 K 517 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:46,625 Wake up.. 518 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:50,875 Wake up my son.. 519 00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:00,958 In this lab.. 520 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,166 .. its our responsibility.. 521 00:40:04,666 --> 00:40:11,750 .. that your habit of smoking, which is making you irresponsible.. 522 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:14,458 .. finish that off completely. 523 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:20,041 If we fail to deliver.. 524 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,291 .. and are unsuccessful in treating you, 525 00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:25,458 .. then we have no option left, 526 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:27,541 .. but to send you down the road no sane person would walk on.. 527 00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:29,000 Would anybody like? 528 00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:30,166 No.. 529 00:40:30,916 --> 00:40:36,125 Because my son, soul-full the body is divine.. soul-less its dead 530 00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,416 The end.. 531 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:39,666 Soul.. 532 00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:42,041 The inner soul.. 533 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:45,708 .. is often frivolous, debauch, indulgent.. 534 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:50,833 but with a strong mind you can control it.. 535 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:53,958 .. but if you are inherently weak then my son.. 536 00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:59,500 .. the wandering soul has to be released, let go.. 537 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,416 The soul is pure, 538 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,916 When life comes into being.. 539 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:10,625 .. then slowly, bit by bit it starts to erode.. 540 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:12,708 .. the body corrupts it, by indulging it.. 541 00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:17,458 ..and to rebuild that lost eroded soul is why I have been appointed.. 542 00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:21,166 By whom? 543 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:23,875 By The Greater than the Greatest! 544 00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:26,666 Gurudev Baba Bengali! 545 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:30,500 But! 546 00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:31,958 Don't Argue!! 547 00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:35,333 Democracy is up above the ground you walk on! You die on! 548 00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:37,833 You can "butt" into anything with your but's, up there.. 549 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:40,125 But here you have descended from your material hell.. 550 00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:42,250 ..into my lower depths.. 551 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,250 Here my spoken word is the gospel of the gods.. 552 00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:04,625 Now that you've signed on the contract.. 553 00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,125 .. would you care to repeat the honours.. 554 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:11,791 This is my cheque book! 555 00:42:11,916 --> 00:42:13,000 Yes sir. 556 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,375 21 lakhs 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10! 557 00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:19,875 Fees for your own treatment! 558 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,041 2.1 million. 559 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:24,000 21 lakhs 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10 560 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,333 And an additional one rupee.. 561 00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:26,541 which is my fee 562 00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:28,666 But that we take in cash 563 00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:30,958 The fees for making me quit smoking is 21 LAKH! 564 00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:34,125 21 lakhs 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10 565 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,375 It's back-breaking work, you know. 566 00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:39,916 You think I'm crazy? 567 00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:41,333 You think I earn my money only to dole it out as charity 568 00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:42,541 21 Lakh! 569 00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:45,416 Repeating it again & again won't make it 20.. 570 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,208 .. it will stay 21 only.. 571 00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:48,541 If a poor man comes to you for help.. 572 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,166 .. you charge him 21 lakhs too? 573 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:52,875 The "Poor" qualifies for a government subsidy 574 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,500 This is robbery, you understand! 575 00:42:56,916 --> 00:43:00,583 See, my fee is just a measly buck 576 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,250 That too a token of your appreciation 577 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:05,833 I haven't started this business for money. 578 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,041 Its all for charity 579 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:09,333 And just you watch! 580 00:43:09,458 --> 00:43:13,083 The money you've parted with will be utilized in your own treatment 581 00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:15,625 Do you know that how much of your money.. 582 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,625 .. you've squandered away due to this bloody habit.. 583 00:43:20,875 --> 00:43:22,125 Yes.. my lord.. 584 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:31,958 K.. 585 00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:35,791 K! 586 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,000 K! 587 00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:42,125 Here it is. K. 588 00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:51,833 Touch of violence please! 589 00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:53,000 Ok my lord.. 590 00:43:56,083 --> 00:43:57,500 The first time 591 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,958 Abbas stuck a cigarette between 592 00:43:59,041 --> 00:44:00,625 .. your fingers just so you could look at it 593 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:02,708 you procured the matches from your own pocket.. 594 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:05,541 .. a matchbox back then set you back by 50 paise.. 595 00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:07,916 .. all the gas you burnt up commuting to and from the cigarette shop.. 596 00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:10,000 .. the mouth freshener that you purchased 597 00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,875 .. to hide the stench from your father.. 598 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:14,125 .. then you graduated to pot.. 599 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,250 .. and once after smoking some spurious weed 600 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,333 .. you nearly went up in smoke yourself! 601 00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:20,833 A mere visit to the hospital cost you 602 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:24,291 .. 1,50,000 to aspirate the sludge from your stomach.. 603 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,666 .. every ashtray.. matchbox, lighter, bidi.. 604 00:44:26,791 --> 00:44:27,875 .. and those fat ones 605 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,791 Cigars. Every wheeze, sputter and cough caused by smoking.. 606 00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:31,250 .. every spoonful of glycodine, phensydyl 607 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,250 .. every pill strepsil, Erithromycin, Augmentin.. 608 00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:37,041 .. every illness brought on by this habit of yours.. 609 00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:40,083 .. all those occasions when.. 610 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:42,291 .. your partner requested you to butt your cigarette out.. 611 00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:45,416 .. but you suspended the meeting and strode out to finish your smoke.. 612 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,500 .. the losses you incurred because of that! 613 00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:48,708 Your wife's illness. 614 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:50,000 You bear a thirty percent stake in your brother's asthma trouble.. 615 00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:51,666 .. a silk Chinese tie estimated at forty thousand burnt.. 616 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:53,750 .. mattresses set afire on four disparate occasions.. 617 00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:56,166 .. all because of a lit cigarette 618 00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:59,666 Now excluding the millions in losses.. 619 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:03,458 .. you have spent a total of 620 00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:06,833 43 lakhs 88 thousand 621 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:10,333 5 hundered 56 rupees and 75 paise 622 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,583 If you don't step on the brakes now you'll be spending 623 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,625 .. as much more in the next seven years 624 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,416 To help you shake off the yoke of this burden.. 625 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,458 .. the treatment is in your hands 626 00:45:25,041 --> 00:45:26,083 Give him a pen 627 00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:27,333 Yes sir 628 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:33,875 43 lakh or 21 lakh. 629 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:39,500 And what if I don't sign it? 630 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,791 If you don't do it now then you have to do it later 631 00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:47,625 What if I don't do it? 632 00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:51,000 Answer to your what is a complicated process 633 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:54,083 .. my son.. you can't expect me to be prompt. 634 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:00,750 I am going 635 00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:01,958 Guruji.. 636 00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:05,333 But you have signed a contract 637 00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:07,250 I haven't! You forced me to! 638 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:08,833 Do you know who I am? 639 00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:12,708 Why K? Where K? That I don't know. 640 00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:16,791 But who K! That I surely do know! 641 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:18,541 I am going. 642 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:24,833 Your wish, I treat patient's and not torment them. 643 00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:29,666 What's the way out from here? 644 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,541 That's why I keep repeating son, 645 00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:33,375 Sign on it and.. 646 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:36,333 All the doors will open up for you. 647 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:41,125 Otherwise I will be forced to do what I don't want to do. 648 00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:45,208 The only problem with such a quick second trip to that black hole is.. 649 00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:47,125 .. you may not last the third. 650 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,541 That's why just sign for now 651 00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:54,541 You can stop payment later 652 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,625 Did you sign? 653 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:47,166 Give him a pen, please! 654 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:03,541 Now my one rupee please which I take in cash?.. 655 00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:05,250 Don't have it 656 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:06,625 Ok. 657 00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:07,916 Next time. 658 00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:09,916 Does it look like I'm coming back? 659 00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:11,750 It's good if you don't come! 660 00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,750 But son, everyone comes back. 661 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:18,333 In my experience each one returns.. 662 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,125 Unfortunately smoking is such a pathetic habit.. 663 00:48:21,916 --> 00:48:24,041 Now come over here.. 664 00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:26,000 You come here! 665 00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:28,083 Come on son. 666 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:31,458 Your treatment has begun. Come 667 00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:33,083 And if I don't? 668 00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:34,916 If you don't come? 669 00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:36,875 Then how will you go? 670 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,833 From this moment onwards you will not smoke.. 671 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,458 Not even going to touch it.. 672 00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:52,666 And if you do 673 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:56,041 then for the first one that you light.. 674 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:58,000 .. we'll have your brother.. 675 00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,666 .. pay us a little visit from his hospital bed.. 676 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,375 .. do you know what this is ? 677 00:49:01,791 --> 00:49:05,083 Once upon a time lived a man called Hitler.. 678 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,625 He had a teeny weenie moustache like that Charlie of Chaplin.. 679 00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:11,083 See that. 680 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:12,333 My good friend, 681 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:13,791 Hitler 682 00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,541 This was his stroke of genius 683 00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:17,375 the Gas Chamber 684 00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:21,333 And the lady there, she is your doctor's mother.. 685 00:49:21,916 --> 00:49:23,125 .. and the smoke.. 686 00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:25,833 .. its the cigarette smoke.. 687 00:49:26,625 --> 00:49:30,375 ..all the thousands of cigarettes.. 688 00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,958 ..you must have smoked up until now all that smoke in this.. 689 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:37,541 ..little room for your brother to breathe in for all of five minutes. 690 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,916 Enough to make the healthiest of lungs burst.. 691 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:45,250 .. and I believe your brother is just one lung-ed. 692 00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:52,958 And if your resolve still doesn't hold up and you light up again! 693 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:57,916 Please sir, just listen to me, I swear 694 00:49:58,041 --> 00:50:00,416 I swear to god almighty I'll never 695 00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:10,833 He scripts with just one finger now 696 00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:14,291 Salam Namaste, M.B.B.S. 697 00:50:15,666 --> 00:50:18,666 Listen Maqbool, I am there for you. 698 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:21,333 And if you light a third one.. 699 00:50:21,416 --> 00:50:22,916 .. son before you smoke it make sure.. 700 00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:27,125 .. you take one last long loving look at your wife.. 701 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:31,625 .. because in all likelihood you'll never see her again.. 702 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:37,250 .. and if your itch drives you to light up a fourth time then.. 703 00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:40,375 .. it's the gas chamber for your brother.. 704 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,166 .. if he survives the last onslaught.. 705 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:45,500 .. and if he doesn't then your mother.. 706 00:50:46,333 --> 00:50:51,208 remember to give her a warm farewell hug before you light that one.. 707 00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:54,125 .. and despite all of the above if.. 708 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:56,416 .. you still intend to be as obstinate as a mule. 709 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,333 Then the mightiest of kings have been rendered helpless.. 710 00:50:58,416 --> 00:51:00,458 .. before the stubbornness of a child. 711 00:51:01,416 --> 00:51:04,291 Smoke the fifth with all the lungpower you've got. 712 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:06,833 No one will get in the way 713 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,958 No! Nope! 714 00:51:09,416 --> 00:51:10,791 Nobody will stop you 715 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:19,375 Because son Soul-Full, the body is divine.. Soul- Less, its dead. 716 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:23,083 You can go to the police station 717 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,458 You can try to fight us. 718 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:28,500 You can do whatever you want to.. 719 00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:31,000 .. but you can't smoke. Have fun.. 720 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,208 Time to go 721 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:36,000 Let's go 722 00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:43,875 You're absolutely insane. 723 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,541 I didn't come here to sign any contract 724 00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,416 I don't want to quit smoking 725 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,791 What will you do? 726 00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,708 You can't do this to me! 727 00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:55,125 Come with me 728 00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,375 Where? 729 00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:57,708 You can't do this to me 730 00:51:57,833 --> 00:51:58,916 Let's go 731 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:00,458 Go where? - Who are you? 732 00:52:00,541 --> 00:52:02,041 What's your name? 733 00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:03,250 This is illegal! 734 00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:05,000 I can complain about you 735 00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:06,208 I don't want to quit smoking! 736 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,583 What will you do? 737 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:09,875 If you don't want to come along, can I leave? 738 00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:11,833 Why are you wearing a veil? 739 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:13,000 Show me your face! 740 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,250 Show me your face! 741 00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:30,875 Look.. 742 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:44,666 Water 743 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:54,833 It's time for my prayer 744 00:52:55,416 --> 00:52:57,125 Have to shut the shop 745 00:52:57,791 --> 00:53:00,083 Your carpets loaded onto your car. 746 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:01,875 Here's the bill. 747 00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:31,666 Hello 748 00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:32,875 I went there.. 749 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,541 Where? - The Laboratory 750 00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:40,916 I saw what they did to your mother 751 00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:42,583 Why didn't you tell me? 752 00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:45,208 How will they know if I smoke 753 00:55:45,291 --> 00:55:46,666 Please K. Don't do that. 754 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,458 Whatever you do. Don't do that. 755 00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:51,166 How the hell will they know? 756 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:54,375 How can one watch you 24 hours a day.. 757 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:57,875 If you don't want to watch your family die before you do, one by one. 758 00:55:57,958 --> 00:55:59,125 Don't touch the damn thing. 759 00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,041 Just listen to me, don't touch it. 760 00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:03,083 I won't just touch it I'll frigging suck on one. 761 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,750 What if I go to the police? 762 00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:06,875 Ok! Tell me.. 763 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:12,583 Did someone take an appointment for you to go to the Laboratory 764 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:14,000 Yeah 765 00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:16,000 I had told you I'll take the appointment for you!! 766 00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,250 Had told you!! 767 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,125 I'll get the appointment for you!! 768 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:20,416 My mother.. 769 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,041 My mum here she.. . 770 00:56:30,166 --> 00:56:31,750 I think you're losing it, doctor. 771 00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:33,000 My mother.. 772 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:44,125 "Blow it up.. " 773 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:46,416 "Blow it up.. " 774 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:52,541 "Blow it up.. " 775 00:56:56,458 --> 00:57:04,708 "Blow it up.. " 776 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:14,250 "Blow it up.. " 777 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:20,125 "Blow it up.. " 778 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:25,916 "Blow your age up.. " 779 00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:30,125 "Blow it up in air.. " 780 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:33,083 "Throw the garment made with breaths.. " 781 00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:35,208 "Blow it up.. " 782 00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:39,375 "Blow it up.. " 783 00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:42,666 "Blow it up.. " 784 00:57:42,791 --> 00:57:45,791 "Blow it up.. " 785 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:39,041 Didn't I tell you not to do it! 786 00:58:40,541 --> 00:58:42,875 You'll be fine by tomorrow 787 00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:47,208 Well, you should be fine by tomorrow.. 788 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:53,833 I've had this lighter for the last two months 789 00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:56,000 I had a match. 790 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,833 The ship matches.. 791 00:58:58,083 --> 00:58:59,375 .. and that too on a ship! 792 00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:02,416 They slapped me with Prevention Of Terrorism Act. Served eight months. 793 00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:32,375 What's your name? 794 00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:42,333 Boss! 795 00:59:43,416 --> 00:59:45,041 What's your name? 796 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,458 Ram. 797 00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:59,208 Bring the carpet to the office 798 00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:01,125 Morning sir - Good morning 799 01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:03,916 Ram and Shyam. 800 01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:09,708 I've never seen you before 801 01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:12,500 I've been Working here for the last two months sir 802 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,208 Where's the driver? 803 01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:24,208 - Sir, he want to the toilet - What? - Toilet sir! 804 01:00:25,416 --> 01:00:27,250 Send him up? - Right away, sir. 805 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:33,250 Why do you have shades on? 806 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:34,958 Conjunctivitis. 807 01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:36,458 Take them off 808 01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:49,416 Where the hell is that driver? 809 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:50,958 Can't find him 810 01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:53,208 Will check again & send him up 811 01:00:58,041 --> 01:00:59,375 Do you have a brother? 812 01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:01,625 We are nine siblings 813 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:04,083 Except for my sister and myself the rest are back home in my village 814 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:06,041 Call the bloody driver! 815 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,375 Sir what has happened? 816 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,666 What? - Have I done something wrong? 817 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,083 Send the driver upstairs! 818 01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:13,583 Sir! 819 01:01:14,125 --> 01:01:15,250 And you also come with him 820 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:16,458 Yes sir 821 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,583 .. Balram. 822 01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:10,541 Is this a joke? 823 01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:12,375 What? 824 01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,708 Why're you tailing me? 825 01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,500 Tailing, Sir? 826 01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:22,125 What's with the shades then? 827 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:23,958 Take them off 828 01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:27,458 Baba Bengali has sent you! Hasn't he? 829 01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,791 Baba Bengali? - Who's that? 830 01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,208 Look here 831 01:02:31,291 --> 01:02:34,750 I don't like playing the stupid game you're playing.. 832 01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:36,166 I don't dig this merry-go-round of yours one bit 833 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,958 But what did I do! I've just come here for a job 834 01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:41,291 Sir! Any problems? 835 01:02:42,958 --> 01:02:44,500 Who's this man? 836 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,375 Ok. Who are you? 837 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,125 I came here for an interview.. 838 01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:50,208 .. got a call from your office 839 01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:53,083 I was supposed to meet some Mr. 840 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:55,291 Some A.. B.. 841 01:02:55,375 --> 01:02:56,833 Some alphabet.. 842 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,375 Sir 843 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,250 What have you got in your ears? 844 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,583 Hearing aids 845 01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:21,500 You seem stressed.. 846 01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:26,625 I'm going crazy 847 01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:33,250 Oh poor baby! 848 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:46,000 I'll find it! 849 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:50,125 Find it Sir. 850 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:53,000 Phone.. 851 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,333 I have to take it 852 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,166 Hello - Hello 853 01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:02,708 What the hell did you get me into? 854 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:04,083 You had called? 855 01:04:04,166 --> 01:04:06,166 You knew. Rascal. 856 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,333 You lost your fingers, sent me to lose mine.. 857 01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:10,916 .. what the HELL do you think you're doing! 858 01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:12,833 What's so funny? 859 01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:15,083 Nothing buddy! 860 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,666 I just did 861 01:04:16,791 --> 01:04:18,583 What they told me to? 862 01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:19,875 What did they tell you to do? 863 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,375 Laugh? 864 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,791 K!.. K!.. Buddy stop it! 865 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,166 I can't talk 866 01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:26,666 My friend.. 867 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:28,125 And you shouldn't talk either.. 868 01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:30,291 That Shri Shri Shri whatever Baba Bengali 869 01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:32,291 He's a crazed lunatic and 870 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:33,500 he's capable of anything 871 01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:35,000 You'll pay hell for this! 872 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:37,166 I won't let it go so easy! 873 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,125 K! What happened? 874 01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:41,416 Sorry. K! 875 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:42,958 You alright? 876 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,250 K - I'm fine! 877 01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,875 Those were the days my friend.. 878 01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:50,750 .. when we could smoke whatever, wherever.. 879 01:04:51,916 --> 01:04:53,125 Hmmm.. 880 01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:56,250 And you took mine away, you bastard.. 881 01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:06,083 Remember that day we were smoking in.. 882 01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:09,208 .. my dad's bathroom and he found us.. 883 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:12,166 "Those were the days, my friend. 884 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:16,041 " We thought they'd never end." 885 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:20,958 "Sing and dance forever and today." 886 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:26,791 "We had a life to choose, we thought we would never lose" 887 01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,208 Abbas! 888 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:34,375 What are you doing in there? Open up! 889 01:05:36,125 --> 01:05:38,041 Abbas! Open the door! 890 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:41,000 Abbas!! 891 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,875 Abbas!! Open the door! 892 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:45,875 Abbas! Open the door! 893 01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:49,291 What's he doing? 894 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,458 Abbas!! 895 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:57,958 What were you doing? 896 01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,625 Nothing Dad 897 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,250 Look son 898 01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:13,041 I know you boys are growing up 899 01:06:13,083 --> 01:06:15,208 You are curious.. 900 01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:17,541 .. son.. but you know.. 901 01:06:18,166 --> 01:06:19,500 Sex is something.. 902 01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:23,583 Aah.. between a man and a woman 903 01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:24,916 But uncle! 904 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,083 You shut up! 905 01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:27,583 We were smoking, dad! 906 01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:35,000 You were smoking? 907 01:06:36,291 --> 01:06:37,375 I knew it 908 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:40,666 I knew my son could do no wrong. 909 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,125 And my son's friend too! 910 01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:43,541 Come 911 01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:48,458 Those were the days, man! 912 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:50,750 Great times! 913 01:06:50,916 --> 01:06:52,166 No one to stop you! 914 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,833 I'm starting to feel sorry for you.. 915 01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:57,625 What? 916 01:07:01,958 --> 01:07:03,458 Just look at yourself.. 917 01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:06,125 The Abbas then and the Abbas now.. 918 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,500 You are like a flat tyre. 919 01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:14,041 You've changed post marriage.. 920 01:07:14,125 --> 01:07:17,916 "Stranger.. " 921 01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:25,041 "Stranger.. " 922 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,583 I'm going to smoke.. 923 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:28,916 What? 924 01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:30,333 Come what may.. 925 01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:33,000 K, have you lost it? 926 01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:35,125 Let's see what can he do.. 927 01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:36,583 K!!! 928 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,000 Just watch me! 929 01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:40,041 I'm gonna smoke.. 930 01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:45,041 K!! - K!! 931 01:07:46,958 --> 01:07:48,208 Don't do it K. 932 01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:56,208 Annie! - What are you doing? 933 01:07:56,291 --> 01:07:57,500 On the net 934 01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,000 Was about to sleep.. 935 01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:01,416 You have my e-banking password, right? 936 01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:03,041 Yes - Log in 937 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,375 I had issued a cheque today 938 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:10,750 Rs.21,11,110 939 01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:12,541 It has cleared 940 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:13,958 In a day! 941 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,708 It's showing a withdrawl 942 01:08:15,791 --> 01:08:17,166 What happened, Sir? 943 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:18,375 Goodnight. 944 01:09:08,833 --> 01:09:10,875 Where are you going, Sir? 945 01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:12,250 I don't have a clue. 946 01:09:12,541 --> 01:09:14,166 Why are you going, Sir? 947 01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:20,375 Do you smoke after sex? 948 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:21,750 Oh shit.. 949 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,750 I'm sorry. I never looked. 950 01:09:25,916 --> 01:09:27,125 Do you smoke? 951 01:09:28,541 --> 01:09:29,916 I sweat! 952 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,708 Book me on every flight that goes from here to wherever it goes 953 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,375 From every destination to every destination. 954 01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:37,666 Am I clear? 955 01:09:40,666 --> 01:09:42,000 What do I do with the other tickets? 956 01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:43,625 Throw them! - Okay! 957 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:44,875 Thrown them! 958 01:09:44,958 --> 01:09:46,666 Like from here to here. 959 01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:48,541 And if there are any flights from those .. 960 01:09:48,666 --> 01:09:50,041 .. destinations to further destinations book.. 961 01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:51,458 .. me on all of those too.. 962 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:54,875 From every destination to every destination 963 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:57,208 All separate tickets from a destination.. 964 01:09:57,333 --> 01:09:59,041 .. in separate boxes packed separately! 965 01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:01,958 For example all the tickets from here.. 966 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,625 .. go in this box labeled as.. 967 01:10:09,291 --> 01:10:15,541 And there should be a man there waiting for me with the box.. 968 01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:17,041 Am I clear, Annie? 969 01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:18,541 Meaning? 970 01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:20,666 I mean that if I don't have a clue where I'm headed.. 971 01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:22,958 .. there's no way in hell that descendant of Hitler would? 972 01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:57,250 "Kalkatta Carpets" 973 01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:13,708 I forbade you, didn't I? 974 01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:15,333 Where is my brother? 975 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,916 Let him go! 976 01:12:21,375 --> 01:12:22,750 Let him go.. 977 01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:24,916 Look at me.. 978 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,625 Let him go.. 979 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:28,916 Or else.. 980 01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:32,250 Hey fatso.. move aside.. 981 01:12:32,958 --> 01:12:34,333 Hey! 982 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:36,208 What are you doing? 983 01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,375 Leave my brother.. 984 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:41,291 Let him go.. 985 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:43,750 I don't want to go in there! 986 01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:45,916 Please listen to me! 987 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,666 I don't want to go in there, dude! 988 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:50,041 Please.. Leave me! 989 01:12:50,208 --> 01:12:52,250 Leave ! - Leave me! - Leave ! 990 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:08,083 Your brother is still breathing.. 991 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,666 Let him go 992 01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:20,583 You've got to pay for that.. 993 01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:23,750 What price? 994 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,458 21 Lakh!! 995 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:34,250 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10! 996 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:36,000 Again! 997 01:13:36,041 --> 01:13:37,291 Penalty 998 01:13:37,458 --> 01:13:38,625 What is was that? 999 01:13:38,708 --> 01:13:40,000 Punishment 1000 01:13:57,666 --> 01:13:59,083 And what about my Brother? 1001 01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:00,541 Hello! 1002 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:08,916 Hello 1003 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,666 K! We've found your brother 1004 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,625 He is having trouble breathing. 1005 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:14,083 We've put him on a ventilator.. 1006 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,458 How are feeling, J? 1007 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,333 Go Away ! 1008 01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:34,708 What's happened to him? 1009 01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:38,583 Lets go 1010 01:14:40,541 --> 01:14:41,916 Lets go 1011 01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:45,166 And don't ever try doing it again.. 1012 01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:57,625 I know the little girl.. 1013 01:14:58,041 --> 01:14:59,541 Yeah, It happens! 1014 01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:01,750 It happened to me too! Lets go! 1015 01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:07,125 "On 1st April 2000, this Ventilator Room was .. 1016 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:11,291 .. started with the help of Kalkatta Carpets" 1017 01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:14,625 "Inaugarated by the gracious hands of Shri Baba Bengali from Sialdah" 1018 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,916 From today this office is a no smoking zone. 1019 01:15:17,416 --> 01:15:19,125 Plaster the whole damn place with "No Smoking" signs. 1020 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:23,125 Get rid of every last ashtray.. 1021 01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:25,333 The balcony will be a strict no smoking zone.. 1022 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:27,375 .. so the lunch area, - So the bathroom, 1023 01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:29,250 .. not inside nor outside. 1024 01:15:29,458 --> 01:15:31,875 And if someone wants to smoke? 1025 01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:34,916 Then he can leave the job.. 1026 01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,833 But why sir? 1027 01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:41,583 Because I can't smoke 1028 01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,708 So you won't let anyone else either? 1029 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:50,541 Nope! 1030 01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:53,750 Bad sign, I am with you. 1031 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:09,916 "Hey, I want to tell you about this thing.. " 1032 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,583 "This stick called the cigarette.. " 1033 01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:22,250 "Yes, it is a thirst.. " 1034 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:24,083 "It is a thirst.. " 1035 01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:27,166 "No reason to burn" 1036 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:30,875 "It is a thirst.. " 1037 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,666 "The evening's bled" 1038 01:16:34,750 --> 01:16:38,166 "The evening's bled" 1039 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:41,500 "In a haze of red" 1040 01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:45,291 "In a haze of red" 1041 01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:07,041 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" Yeah. 1042 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,041 "Smoking.. " 1043 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:28,833 "I walk on fire, turn into smoke and yearn" 1044 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:49,958 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" 1045 01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:56,916 Darling, I am going to the bathroom. 1046 01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:06,625 "Hear someone scratch" 1047 01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:10,333 "A lonely match" 1048 01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:16,833 "Hear someone scratch" 1049 01:18:17,166 --> 01:18:20,125 "A lonely match" 1050 01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:24,083 "The sky is ablaze" 1051 01:18:24,166 --> 01:18:28,958 "In a twilight daze" 1052 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:32,750 "Embers inside me churn" 1053 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,625 "I turn into smoke and slowly burn" 1054 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:10,958 "Threads of smoke" 1055 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:19,583 "Threads of smoke now stitch my breath" 1056 01:19:19,666 --> 01:19:28,208 "The smoke slowly coils, A snake on the wind" 1057 01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:31,708 "The evening's bled" 1058 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:34,666 "The evening's bled" 1059 01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:38,833 "In a haze of red" 1060 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:42,958 "In a haze of red" 1061 01:19:45,416 --> 01:19:48,583 Let it be, I know you don't like me. 1062 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:50,541 "Smoking.. " 1063 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,625 Don't touch me. 1064 01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:54,208 Sorry. 1065 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:57,125 "Smoking it baby.. " 1066 01:19:57,375 --> 01:20:01,791 "This pungent smoke I inhale, return" 1067 01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:03,083 Annie in the restroom.. 1068 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:05,458 "I turn into smoke and slowly burn" 1069 01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:07,000 Anjali too is in the bathroom. 1070 01:20:07,666 --> 01:20:09,500 Oh, my God. 1071 01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:20,041 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" 1072 01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:35,041 "I walk on fire, turn into smoke and yearn" 1073 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,208 "Light a stick baby.. ". 1074 01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:48,500 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" 1075 01:20:59,583 --> 01:21:00,916 "No smoking.. " 1076 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,250 Hello.. - Hey K! Yeah! 1077 01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:17,458 Alex? 1078 01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:19,625 Many greetings? My love.. 1079 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:21,000 Where are you calling from? 1080 01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:22,833 Mumbai.. - I am back! 1081 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:24,625 Back with a bang! 1082 01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:26,875 Sorry! - Bong! 1083 01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:29,000 Smoke? 1084 01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:31,375 I've quit. 1085 01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:33,041 Don't joke with me!! 1086 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:36,916 Come On! Smoke! 1087 01:21:39,458 --> 01:21:40,541 Nope.. 1088 01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:42,416 You are trying to humor me.. 1089 01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,125 Do I look like I can? 1090 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,083 You've changed! 1091 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:52,666 But don't worry! 1092 01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:53,916 Coz I'm back. 1093 01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:56,583 And do you know why I am back? 1094 01:21:58,333 --> 01:21:59,875 Sarah, Why am I back? 1095 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,583 What? 1096 01:22:02,291 --> 01:22:04,500 Sarah, why am I back? - What? 1097 01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:06,375 Whore! Go back to Cuba! 1098 01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:08,750 From Havana. 1099 01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:11,208 Import from there.. 1100 01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:12,458 Sell it here 1101 01:22:13,291 --> 01:22:14,375 In-fidel. 1102 01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:15,583 Castrated! 1103 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:17,583 In-fidel. 1104 01:22:18,708 --> 01:22:19,916 Castrated!! 1105 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:23,416 Back there when I ran away to Sir Castro's beautiful Cuba! 1106 01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:32,208 Once there I booked myself in a room in a three star hotel. 1107 01:22:32,333 --> 01:22:34,791 "How lucky can one guy be.. " 1108 01:22:35,083 --> 01:22:37,791 "I kissed her, she kissed me.. " 1109 01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,541 First day, I lay down on my bed. 1110 01:22:39,666 --> 01:22:41,041 "Everything all set.. " 1111 01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:43,000 The hotel was a three star.. 1112 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:45,541 .. two of which were shining through my roof.. 1113 01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:48,250 I stood up on the bed. 1114 01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:50,250 And stuck a finger each in both the holes 1115 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:52,250 My fingers weren't thick enough 1116 01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:53,708 I looked down. 1117 01:22:54,541 --> 01:22:56,333 Saw two cigars in an ashtray 1118 01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:58,708 I picked them up and shoved them into the holes.. 1119 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:01,458 Then I got into the cigar business! 1120 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,916 But soon enough, Smoking was banned! 1121 01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:06,250 What do I do now? I was wondering when.. 1122 01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:09,291 Sarah said "Let's go to India!" 1123 01:23:09,541 --> 01:23:10,791 But I was lost! 1124 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,750 What would I do in India? 1125 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:14,291 I swear 1126 01:23:14,416 --> 01:23:18,125 I had no idea my fate matched Newton's 1127 01:23:19,291 --> 01:23:22,250 The cigar from one of the holes fell on my head 1128 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:24,666 And I thought.. 1129 01:23:27,833 --> 01:23:29,916 What I used to do in Cuba.. 1130 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,791 Why not do that in India! 1131 01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:34,958 Now every Indian can have the opportunity to blow on.. 1132 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,375 .. a In-fidel.. that's castrated.. 1133 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:38,916 With the spelling mistake. 1134 01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:45,375 And now ladies and gentleman and friends! 1135 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,333 There is a man 1136 01:23:47,416 --> 01:23:50,625 The man that made me smell my first cigar. - Let's go! 1137 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:52,541 K! Ladies & Gentlemen! 1138 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,208 My dear friend, K! 1139 01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:55,416 Just K! 1140 01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:57,000 K for klinton guys! 1141 01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:59,416 The true blue cigar aficionado! 1142 01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:01,041 Hey K! - Great! 1143 01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:02,791 Come On! Let's have K! 1144 01:24:03,291 --> 01:24:04,375 Come On! 1145 01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,208 Come K! 1146 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,583 I'll only unwrap it. 1147 01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,125 Not light it 1148 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:17,791 I don't smoke anymore. 1149 01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:20,958 Why? - Why! 1150 01:24:26,958 --> 01:24:28,291 Search me.. 1151 01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:30,458 Will only unwrap it. 1152 01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:32,041 Hey! Come on! Let's have it! 1153 01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:36,166 Ladies and gentlemen.. 1154 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:38,666 In-fidel castrated! 1155 01:24:38,791 --> 01:24:40,125 With a correct spelling! 1156 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,041 Here - Just touch it to your lips! 1157 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:44,750 No man! 1158 01:24:44,833 --> 01:24:46,791 Don't light it. Just put it in your mouth. 1159 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,791 I'm telling you.. NO! 1160 01:24:49,875 --> 01:24:52,083 Come on! - K! Come on! 1161 01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:53,666 Come On! Let's have a smoke! 1162 01:24:53,791 --> 01:24:54,916 What are you doing Alex!! 1163 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,458 Come On! Let's have a smoke! 1164 01:24:58,416 --> 01:25:00,333 Heh! Let's have a smoke! 1165 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:08,041 Hhaapppy biirrthhhday ttooo yyouu!! 1166 01:25:08,833 --> 01:25:16,875 Hhaapppy biirrthhhday ttooo yyouu!! 1167 01:25:17,166 --> 01:25:24,666 Hhaapppy biirrthhhday ttooo yyouu!! 1168 01:25:36,541 --> 01:25:37,791 I didn't do it! 1169 01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:39,083 Didn't do what? 1170 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:40,500 I didn't do it! 1171 01:25:41,083 --> 01:25:42,625 Exactly what did you not do? 1172 01:25:44,458 --> 01:25:46,458 Who is speaking? - What did you not do? 1173 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,041 Who is speaking? 1174 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,291 ACP Birsa Das Gupta 1175 01:25:50,541 --> 01:25:51,625 From your residence 1176 01:25:51,750 --> 01:25:53,208 Your wife called us 1177 01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:56,000 When we got here everything was tossed about.. 1178 01:25:56,041 --> 01:26:01,166 .. the walls are splattered with blood and your wife is missing! 1179 01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:02,833 My wife is with me 1180 01:26:02,916 --> 01:26:04,041 Anjali is right here. 1181 01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:05,833 Why would she call you over? 1182 01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:07,125 Are you in the right house? 1183 01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:08,375 Your wife is with you? 1184 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,625 Anjali is with me. 1185 01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:12,041 Can I speak to her? 1186 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:15,791 "No shawl. No pillow. The wind is to cold." 1187 01:26:15,875 --> 01:26:18,041 Sir! - I am looking for her! 1188 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:21,916 Anjali! 1189 01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:24,333 Anjali! 1190 01:26:26,791 --> 01:26:28,041 I am coming home 1191 01:26:33,625 --> 01:26:35,333 Relax! - Relax! 1192 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,291 Mr.. ? - K! 1193 01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,708 K what? - Just K 1194 01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:42,875 What happened here? 1195 01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:44,333 That's what we're trying to find out! 1196 01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:47,291 Your wife? 1197 01:26:47,416 --> 01:26:49,625 She's disappeared? - She was with you? 1198 01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:52,916 Yes, she was with me and now she is not, she is disappeared. 1199 01:26:53,958 --> 01:26:55,916 There are too many strange things going on around me, do you know? 1200 01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:00,541 Can I see what is going on, upstairs? 1201 01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:04,000 This is my home, You know! 1202 01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:10,208 You continue. 1203 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,291 Do you have anything to say? 1204 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:35,541 Yes! 1205 01:27:36,541 --> 01:27:38,333 I know who has done it? - Who? 1206 01:27:38,458 --> 01:27:39,541 Baba Bengali! 1207 01:27:39,666 --> 01:27:40,791 Who Baba Bengali? 1208 01:27:41,583 --> 01:27:43,666 That rascal omnipresent Baba Bengali 1209 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:46,958 Sewer Rat! Hitler's bastard child! 1210 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,291 That genetic mistake.. 1211 01:27:48,416 --> 01:27:50,541 .. who runs The Laboratory! - Laboratory? 1212 01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:54,666 Why are you smoking a cigar? 1213 01:27:55,791 --> 01:27:57,083 Coz I like it! 1214 01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,083 Who sent you here? 1215 01:27:59,666 --> 01:28:00,958 What is this Laboratory? 1216 01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:15,000 I'll call him. 1217 01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:24,250 Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory 1218 01:28:24,375 --> 01:28:25,625 How can I help you? 1219 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:27,375 Get Baba Bengali on the line. 1220 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:28,666 You would be Mr.. ? 1221 01:28:28,791 --> 01:28:30,666 K.. from Bombay.. - Yes sir! 1222 01:28:30,791 --> 01:28:31,916 Greetings! 1223 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,000 Madam was just brought in a while ago.. 1224 01:28:34,375 --> 01:28:35,916 She's with Guruji in the Morgue.. 1225 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,083 I'll get him on the line 1226 01:28:40,041 --> 01:28:42,125 Guruji! Its K 1227 01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:46,750 Yeah K 1228 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:48,041 Why did you pick Anjali up? 1229 01:28:48,125 --> 01:28:49,875 You're forgetting the rules son.. 1230 01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:51,250 What rules? 1231 01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,416 I didn't even puff at it.. 1232 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:55,250 Now what qualifies as a puff and what doesn't.. 1233 01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:58,083 .. aren't we the ones to decide that? 1234 01:28:58,166 --> 01:29:00,625 First things first.. - I did not smoke! 1235 01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:02,833 Alex forced that thing into my mouth! 1236 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:06,041 You shouldn't have gone to the party.. and.. 1237 01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:09,208 .. if in your eyes that amounts to smoking it.. 1238 01:29:09,291 --> 01:29:13,000 .. then you should have taken my fingers not my wife.. . 1239 01:29:13,083 --> 01:29:15,333 .. when I smoke my third cigarette.. 1240 01:29:15,458 --> 01:29:18,458 Your fingers were being held by someone else. 1241 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:20,875 Exactly! 1242 01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:23,750 I was forced to put it in my mouth.. 1243 01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:26,083 It was shoved into my mouth! 1244 01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:28,916 But I spat it out before it was lit! 1245 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,375 After it was lit! 1246 01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:31,625 Before it was lit! 1247 01:29:31,708 --> 01:29:33,041 After it was lit 1248 01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:34,541 Subsequent to it being lit! 1249 01:29:34,666 --> 01:29:35,791 Call the third umpire! 1250 01:29:35,875 --> 01:29:37,833 I am the sole umpire in this game 1251 01:29:37,916 --> 01:29:39,291 Be it the first or the second! 1252 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:40,666 Either way, I'm the one who gets to raise the finger.. 1253 01:29:40,791 --> 01:29:42,041 Check it again 1254 01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:46,041 Ok. No harm in checking. 1255 01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:48,541 What is going on? 1256 01:29:49,083 --> 01:29:50,375 They are checking 1257 01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:51,875 What are they checking? 1258 01:29:52,916 --> 01:29:54,083 It's complicated! 1259 01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:02,416 Forward it 1260 01:30:03,041 --> 01:30:04,458 Idiot! A little more! 1261 01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:06,000 That's it! Stop. 1262 01:30:10,791 --> 01:30:12,083 Guruji! 1263 01:30:16,541 --> 01:30:17,625 What's the result? 1264 01:30:17,750 --> 01:30:19,208 He's telling the truth! 1265 01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:21,750 What! 1266 01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:23,666 The cigar had left his mouth when.. 1267 01:30:23,791 --> 01:30:25,916 Heard you the first time! I'm not deaf!! 1268 01:30:27,708 --> 01:30:29,583 His telling the truth means 1269 01:30:29,916 --> 01:30:31,666 We made the mistake? 1270 01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:33,916 Take him away! 1271 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:37,791 Guruji! Please! Forgive me! 1272 01:30:37,875 --> 01:30:40,166 I messed up! I'm sorry 1273 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,208 Listen K.. 1274 01:30:45,666 --> 01:30:49,000 It was a tough call! After all 1275 01:30:49,041 --> 01:30:52,125 Chaurasia is a little bit of a man 1276 01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:55,916 Such people always make little mistakes.. 1277 01:30:56,625 --> 01:31:00,666 But the benefit of doubt in all likelihood must come to me 1278 01:31:00,791 --> 01:31:02,166 You can't do this! 1279 01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:04,416 One can't escape the inevitable 1280 01:31:04,583 --> 01:31:05,833 Let Anjali go! 1281 01:31:05,916 --> 01:31:07,666 She's gone! I've sent her away! 1282 01:31:07,750 --> 01:31:10,041 The body has already been examined.. 1283 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,416 The Postmortem is finished! 1284 01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:15,250 The End - But.. 1285 01:31:15,833 --> 01:31:18,375 .. you still owe me that one rupee! 1286 01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:21,583 She is killed by you, but the cops are here to arrest me! 1287 01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:22,958 I've lost everything! 1288 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,625 But all you fucking want is your bloody rupee.. 1289 01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:27,791 Say whatever you will, I've wronged you 1290 01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,875 Explain it to them.. 1291 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:35,291 Hello 1292 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,333 Hello! 1293 01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:41,375 What is wrong? 1294 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,125 Who were you talking to? - Guruji! 1295 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:46,333 Alex! 1296 01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:50,791 Not Alex 1297 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,208 Guruji! 1298 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:58,333 Where'd he go? 1299 01:32:00,625 --> 01:32:02,166 I spoke to him in front of you. 1300 01:32:04,333 --> 01:32:05,916 What are you looking at? 1301 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,083 I called him in front of you! 1302 01:32:09,416 --> 01:32:10,666 I'll dial again 1303 01:32:14,250 --> 01:32:17,625 Please check the number you've dialed. 1304 01:32:17,750 --> 01:32:19,250 How can it be? 1305 01:32:19,333 --> 01:32:21,666 That Hitler spawned son of a bitch, Guruji! 1306 01:32:21,791 --> 01:32:23,166 It's ok Mr. Just K. 1307 01:32:23,458 --> 01:32:24,833 You will have to come with us 1308 01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:27,333 Do I look like I have a morbid sense of humour? 1309 01:32:27,458 --> 01:32:28,541 Come with us 1310 01:32:28,666 --> 01:32:30,541 Wait, I can prove it! 1311 01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:32,416 I can prove it! 1312 01:32:37,791 --> 01:32:40,958 I love that, my friend. 1313 01:32:42,375 --> 01:32:43,458 Hello. - Abbas! 1314 01:32:43,583 --> 01:32:48,000 Where are you? - Got the bad news friend - My condolences! 1315 01:32:48,041 --> 01:32:49,458 What news! 1316 01:32:49,666 --> 01:32:51,125 How did you know? 1317 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:55,166 From the bulletin. He's sitting right across.. 1318 01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:57,458 Please can you come over! - Tell them! 1319 01:32:58,125 --> 01:32:59,958 Nobody here believes me! 1320 01:33:00,125 --> 01:33:01,458 You want me to come over? 1321 01:33:03,458 --> 01:33:04,916 Alright! I am coming.. 1322 01:33:06,583 --> 01:33:08,250 He is coming! - Who is coming? 1323 01:33:09,541 --> 01:33:11,125 My friend.. 1324 01:33:11,458 --> 01:33:14,708 He had even lost his two fingers after he went to Guruji.. 1325 01:33:14,916 --> 01:33:16,458 Who is this guru-ji? 1326 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:20,000 You know 1327 01:33:20,041 --> 01:33:21,583 I used to smoke a lot 1328 01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:24,333 And you feel the need to relinquish the cigarette. 1329 01:33:24,541 --> 01:33:26,000 Yes. 1330 01:33:26,166 --> 01:33:27,541 Consider it done 1331 01:33:30,833 --> 01:33:32,625 Thank you for coming Abbas.. 1332 01:33:33,166 --> 01:33:35,125 Tell them about The Laboratory! 1333 01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:36,750 What? - Tell them! 1334 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,041 Tell them what? 1335 01:33:38,083 --> 01:33:39,333 About Baba Bengali? 1336 01:33:39,458 --> 01:33:41,000 Who Baba Bengali? 1337 01:33:41,333 --> 01:33:42,416 Abbas! 1338 01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:44,416 I don't know what you're talking about 1339 01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:46,041 You got me into this mess! 1340 01:33:46,125 --> 01:33:48,458 You got me into this bloody mess! 1341 01:33:49,583 --> 01:33:50,666 Show me the gloves! 1342 01:33:50,791 --> 01:33:51,916 What gloves? 1343 01:33:52,416 --> 01:33:53,666 Show me your fingers? 1344 01:33:53,791 --> 01:33:55,416 K.. What are you doing? - K.. K stop it.. 1345 01:33:55,541 --> 01:33:57,041 You are sick. 1346 01:33:57,125 --> 01:33:58,833 Show me your fingers? - K.. K stop it.. 1347 01:33:58,916 --> 01:34:00,041 K.. K stop it.. 1348 01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:02,000 Here!! Have a good long look. ok!!! 1349 01:34:02,083 --> 01:34:03,416 Here! 1350 01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:05,000 Ok!! 1351 01:34:05,666 --> 01:34:06,958 What are you doing to me? 1352 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,125 What am I doing? 1353 01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:09,500 What am I doing? K ? 1354 01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:10,791 What am I doing? K? 1355 01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:12,583 Keep your mouth shut, 1356 01:34:12,708 --> 01:34:14,041 Don't utter a single word. 1357 01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:15,208 Or your life will turn into hell. 1358 01:34:15,333 --> 01:34:17,375 You won't be able to understand what is going on. 1359 01:34:17,750 --> 01:34:18,875 Take care, K! 1360 01:34:18,958 --> 01:34:20,041 Take care of yourself! 1361 01:34:20,291 --> 01:34:21,458 Ok! 1362 01:34:22,625 --> 01:34:23,916 Bye! 1363 01:34:36,625 --> 01:34:38,000 "Kalkatta Carpets" 1364 01:34:38,041 --> 01:34:39,208 Please STOP him Sir! 1365 01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:41,083 I'm telling you there's nothing down there! 1366 01:34:41,166 --> 01:34:42,291 I've been working here the past 20 years! 1367 01:34:42,416 --> 01:34:43,875 I am telling you, there is a stairway right below this.. 1368 01:34:44,750 --> 01:34:46,708 .. that opens out into some Dharavi type slum 1369 01:34:46,958 --> 01:34:48,583 Right inside a veiled woman's house. 1370 01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:05,333 Awake? 1371 01:35:10,583 --> 01:35:12,041 You are the one who've passed out.. 1372 01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:22,041 You want proof? 1373 01:35:25,291 --> 01:35:26,666 Where is my phone? 1374 01:35:28,333 --> 01:35:29,916 And a cigarette 1375 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,958 Why don't I get a Black Label along with it! 1376 01:35:32,833 --> 01:35:34,416 This is the only way 1377 01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:36,750 I am still in the program. 1378 01:35:36,958 --> 01:35:39,583 I'll light up and that phone will ring. 1379 01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:50,333 I'll light this cigarette and my phone will ring. 1380 01:35:50,583 --> 01:35:53,833 And someone will say that my brother's disappeared. 1381 01:35:54,875 --> 01:35:57,125 "Take that drag" 1382 01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:59,208 "Take that drag" 1383 01:35:59,333 --> 01:36:01,291 "Take that drag" 1384 01:36:01,416 --> 01:36:04,291 "Take that drag" 1385 01:36:04,583 --> 01:36:08,791 "Take that drag" 1386 01:36:09,083 --> 01:36:12,083 "Take that drag" 1387 01:36:13,375 --> 01:36:20,958 "Take that drag" 1388 01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:27,125 "Take that drag of life" 1389 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:32,708 "Blow away your strife" 1390 01:36:34,416 --> 01:36:38,333 "This world don't seem like much" 1391 01:36:38,833 --> 01:36:43,166 "Like a bubble to the touch" 1392 01:36:43,250 --> 01:36:47,375 "Why tip-toe on a bubble frail" 1393 01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:51,041 "On flowing water, flowing sail" 1394 01:36:51,083 --> 01:37:00,958 "Take that drag" 1395 01:37:05,083 --> 01:37:08,458 "Solitude's a choked fire" 1396 01:37:09,625 --> 01:37:14,500 "Prodded, poked, sleepless, stoked" 1397 01:37:16,291 --> 01:37:20,333 "Flickers invoke desire" 1398 01:37:20,583 --> 01:37:25,291 "Bunches red, of embers near-dead" 1399 01:37:27,250 --> 01:37:31,625 "Lit like fireflies in the darkest cracks" 1400 01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:36,041 "Like burning eyes placed on cinder stacks" 1401 01:37:36,166 --> 01:37:40,416 "It's a two-bit blaze for a world of smoking'" 1402 01:37:40,541 --> 01:37:44,875 "Its two worlds' smoke for a life unspoken" 1403 01:37:47,041 --> 01:37:51,333 "This world don't seem like much" 1404 01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:55,750 "Like a bubble to the touch" 1405 01:37:55,833 --> 01:38:00,041 "Why tip-toe on a bubble frail" 1406 01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:03,791 "On flowing water, flowing sail" 1407 01:38:03,875 --> 01:38:11,041 "Take that drag" 1408 01:38:12,291 --> 01:38:13,541 Hello? 1409 01:38:19,875 --> 01:38:21,000 What happened? 1410 01:38:21,416 --> 01:38:23,125 Your brother just killed himself.. 1411 01:38:23,666 --> 01:38:25,250 He was murdered.. 1412 01:38:25,375 --> 01:38:26,708 .. and it's all your fault 1413 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,333 You are a co-accused 1414 01:38:29,458 --> 01:38:30,583 We are sorry 1415 01:38:30,708 --> 01:38:31,916 No. No. 1416 01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:33,458 Don't just be sorry! 1417 01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:35,041 You didn't believe me! 1418 01:38:35,166 --> 01:38:38,125 He committed suicide because I smoked a cigarette. 1419 01:38:38,208 --> 01:38:41,291 And you were the one who forced me to smoke a cigarette. - Hello. 1420 01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:44,875 Bye. 1421 01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:55,833 Your brother left a note.. 1422 01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:58,000 In which he holds you 1423 01:38:58,041 --> 01:39:00,625 responsible for his non-existent lung 1424 01:39:00,708 --> 01:39:03,000 He blames you and your smoking.. 1425 01:39:04,125 --> 01:39:05,791 He blames me.. 1426 01:39:05,875 --> 01:39:07,458 He can't even write a word of Hindi 1427 01:39:07,583 --> 01:39:09,000 He lived in Germany. 1428 01:39:09,041 --> 01:39:11,291 He speaks German! He writes German! 1429 01:39:13,291 --> 01:39:15,125 How do you communicate with him? 1430 01:39:15,208 --> 01:39:16,500 Rather did? - What? 1431 01:39:16,625 --> 01:39:18,875 How did you communicate with him ? 1432 01:39:18,958 --> 01:39:22,208 What! - How did you talk to him? 1433 01:39:22,291 --> 01:39:25,708 My mother worked in the Embassy as an Interpreter.. 1434 01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:28,375 Still does.. 1435 01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:38,458 I must say.. 1436 01:39:38,583 --> 01:39:39,958 He's fooling around ! 1437 01:39:41,083 --> 01:39:42,791 Let's take him into custody 1438 01:39:43,708 --> 01:39:47,125 He'll be singing loud and clear in four hours flat.. 1439 01:39:49,958 --> 01:39:51,166 Okay. 1440 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:02,208 Let's go. 1441 01:40:07,083 --> 01:40:08,541 This place is full of water. 1442 01:40:08,625 --> 01:40:10,875 If it won't flood in Bombay where would it flood.. 1443 01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:12,250 Rajasthan!!! 1444 01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:14,750 Hello! 1445 01:40:15,458 --> 01:40:17,000 This place is flooded! 1446 01:40:17,083 --> 01:40:18,583 You swim? 1447 01:40:21,250 --> 01:40:22,583 Hello! 1448 01:40:22,791 --> 01:40:24,291 Can you hear me? 1449 01:40:24,416 --> 01:40:26,666 Somebody get me out of here! 1450 01:40:27,291 --> 01:40:29,250 Is anybody here? 1451 01:40:54,458 --> 01:40:56,000 Keep your mouth shut, 1452 01:40:56,083 --> 01:40:58,666 he'll turn your life into a living nightmare.. 1453 01:40:58,791 --> 01:41:00,250 You won't know the difference.. 1454 01:41:00,375 --> 01:41:03,458 .. between when you are living and when you are dreaming? 1455 01:42:02,916 --> 01:42:11,125 "In this jaundiced jungle, flows a river of smoke" 1456 01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:19,041 "In this jaundiced jungle, flows a river of smoke" 1457 01:42:26,791 --> 01:42:28,833 The last minute of the passing year and.. 1458 01:42:28,916 --> 01:42:30,916 .. the next minute of the coming year.. 1459 01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:32,666 .. is called as the 0 minute. 1460 01:42:32,750 --> 01:42:35,041 And each year for the people under the program is a designated.. 1461 01:42:35,125 --> 01:42:37,458 place where you can smoke depending on which country you are in. 1462 01:42:37,583 --> 01:42:40,166 "Everything is smoky." 1463 01:42:40,250 --> 01:42:44,333 "The leaves are all numb." 1464 01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:49,500 "I'm becoming restless every second." 1465 01:42:49,583 --> 01:42:54,000 "I'm surviving on those leaves." 1466 01:42:55,791 --> 01:43:02,958 "My eyes that spoke, now wisps of smoke, the light gives way to dark" 1467 01:43:05,666 --> 01:43:11,833 "There is nobody around. I am very depressed.. " 1468 01:43:11,916 --> 01:43:17,875 "There is a bit pain left. Now it is habitual.. " 1469 01:43:17,958 --> 01:43:25,958 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1470 01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:33,625 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1471 01:43:33,750 --> 01:43:36,500 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1472 01:43:36,625 --> 01:43:39,833 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1473 01:43:39,916 --> 01:43:42,958 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1474 01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:46,041 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1475 01:43:46,125 --> 01:43:49,166 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1476 01:43:49,291 --> 01:43:52,291 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1477 01:43:52,375 --> 01:43:58,583 "Smoke your life, smoke away your senses" 1478 01:43:58,708 --> 01:44:02,041 "Smoke the weave of your breath-laced offenses" 1479 01:44:02,083 --> 01:44:05,000 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1480 01:44:05,041 --> 01:44:09,041 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1481 01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:24,500 "This heady high, and the whole world sways" 1482 01:44:27,541 --> 01:44:38,000 "This tongue-less lie will speak anyways" 1483 01:44:40,333 --> 01:44:46,416 "Smoke the word that scorches your lip" 1484 01:44:46,500 --> 01:44:52,416 "Smoke the ash of night to its tip" 1485 01:44:54,000 --> 01:45:00,416 "Smoke away the dark, the night is smoke" 1486 01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:02,500 10.. 9.. 1487 01:45:02,625 --> 01:45:05,166 8.. - 7.. 1488 01:45:05,291 --> 01:45:07,625 6.. 5.. 1489 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:09,916 4.. 3.. 1490 01:45:10,375 --> 01:45:12,500 2.. 1.. 1491 01:45:12,625 --> 01:45:13,708 And.. 1492 01:45:13,833 --> 01:45:16,916 'You have just gone into space-time.' 1493 01:45:17,041 --> 01:45:22,208 You are no longer confined to physical objects.. 1494 01:45:22,333 --> 01:45:24,833 .. aspects or surfaces that contain within them. 1495 01:45:24,958 --> 01:45:29,041 You'll now experience the power to identify a change. 1496 01:45:29,125 --> 01:45:32,083 It is a magic sensory feeling that influences.. 1497 01:45:32,166 --> 01:45:34,958 .. a minor consequences of your charity. 1498 01:45:35,875 --> 01:45:38,916 You are now in the limits of multiphase. 1499 01:45:39,041 --> 01:45:42,416 But not beyond space, 1500 01:45:42,583 --> 01:45:46,708 A bit strange! 1501 01:45:51,250 --> 01:46:01,041 "When the high has broken, it's shards fall near and far" 1502 01:46:03,916 --> 01:46:12,791 "We pick the bits, collect our wits, what smoky fools we are" 1503 01:46:31,166 --> 01:46:33,000 Hello? - K! 1504 01:46:33,041 --> 01:46:34,166 Anjali? 1505 01:46:34,291 --> 01:46:35,375 Where are you ? 1506 01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:37,500 You're alive! - What do you mean alive? 1507 01:46:40,916 --> 01:46:42,375 I'm dreaming again.. 1508 01:46:42,458 --> 01:46:43,916 Why did you ask me if I was alive? 1509 01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:50,041 K! 1510 01:46:50,125 --> 01:46:51,625 Why you doubt i am alive.. 1511 01:46:52,375 --> 01:46:54,416 Do you remember that recurring dream I used to have, 1512 01:46:54,541 --> 01:46:56,875 every time I fell asleep in the bathtub! I found myself in the.. 1513 01:46:56,958 --> 01:46:58,125 What are you talking about? 1514 01:46:58,250 --> 01:46:59,333 My dream! 1515 01:46:59,458 --> 01:47:00,625 My dream. 1516 01:47:00,708 --> 01:47:02,875 Where are you? - How did you call me here? 1517 01:47:02,958 --> 01:47:04,291 I got the number from your office 1518 01:47:04,416 --> 01:47:06,000 How? - K! 1519 01:47:06,291 --> 01:47:07,666 I'm your wife! 1520 01:47:07,791 --> 01:47:08,958 I'm your secretary! 1521 01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:10,125 Remember ! 1522 01:47:10,250 --> 01:47:14,041 You didn't want anyone at the office to know that I was your wife too 1523 01:47:14,208 --> 01:47:15,958 You liked that they gossiped about us 1524 01:47:16,083 --> 01:47:18,041 What nonsense! 1525 01:47:18,166 --> 01:47:19,875 My secretary got married! 1526 01:47:19,958 --> 01:47:21,208 To you K! 1527 01:47:21,333 --> 01:47:22,750 K please! - What's happened to you? 1528 01:47:22,833 --> 01:47:24,541 I think I'm having a nightmare 1529 01:47:25,291 --> 01:47:26,666 I need a cigarette! 1530 01:47:26,791 --> 01:47:28,041 I can't take this anymore 1531 01:47:28,083 --> 01:47:30,083 I would rather that Guruji kill me.. 1532 01:47:30,166 --> 01:47:31,541 If I smoke.. 1533 01:47:31,666 --> 01:47:33,041 he'll kill me. 1534 01:47:33,500 --> 01:47:36,000 He'll kill me if I so much as light it 1535 01:47:36,166 --> 01:47:37,625 I'll call you back! 1536 01:47:51,875 --> 01:47:53,041 Cigarette? 1537 01:47:53,083 --> 01:47:54,750 No! - Close it! 1538 01:48:08,916 --> 01:48:10,875 Open it, rascal. 1539 01:48:24,375 --> 01:48:25,750 Shoot me.. 1540 01:48:25,833 --> 01:48:26,958 Shoot me.. 1541 01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:28,500 Shoot me.. 1542 01:48:28,625 --> 01:48:30,000 Or give me a cigarette.. 1543 01:48:30,041 --> 01:48:31,375 Give me a cigarette.. 1544 01:48:32,541 --> 01:48:35,083 Give me a cigarette.. .. 1545 01:48:35,166 --> 01:48:37,083 Give me a cigarette, I wanna smoke.. 1546 01:48:37,166 --> 01:48:38,625 Where are you taking me? 1547 01:48:38,708 --> 01:48:40,500 Please kill me, you fatso! 1548 01:48:40,583 --> 01:48:43,000 Kill me! 1549 01:48:57,166 --> 01:48:59,666 And what's the bathtub doing in the middle of the snow desert.. 1550 01:49:00,291 --> 01:49:01,583 I don't know.. 1551 01:49:02,166 --> 01:49:06,000 Next time try jumping in it, instead.. 1552 01:49:06,125 --> 01:49:07,958 you might find another way.. 1553 01:49:30,125 --> 01:49:31,666 Stop! 1554 01:49:34,083 --> 01:49:37,833 Hey! I'm telling you! Stop! 1555 01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:39,958 Stop! I'll shoot 1556 01:50:01,375 --> 01:50:02,583 Whaaaaat.. 1557 01:50:56,291 --> 01:51:00,000 I was supposed to wake up in my bathtub. Why am I here? 1558 01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:02,500 He emerged from a cupboard. 1559 01:51:03,541 --> 01:51:04,958 And he from a elmira.. 1560 01:51:05,291 --> 01:51:08,791 I always emerge from under the bed 1561 01:51:10,666 --> 01:51:12,875 They said they'd bathe us today 1562 01:51:12,958 --> 01:51:16,833 C'mon, let's go.. It's not him.. Let's go.. 1563 01:51:57,541 --> 01:51:58,791 Your body.. 1564 01:52:00,083 --> 01:52:01,750 He can't see you.. 1565 01:52:10,916 --> 01:52:15,250 If you want, you can speak to him over the phone 1566 01:52:16,250 --> 01:52:19,583 All you need is a one rupee coin.. 1567 01:52:27,708 --> 01:52:29,875 You forgot to give them the rupee, didn't you ? 1568 01:52:31,958 --> 01:52:33,083 So did I? 1569 01:52:45,666 --> 01:52:46,916 K! 1570 01:53:00,750 --> 01:53:02,750 He says there's no problem now 1571 01:53:02,833 --> 01:53:03,958 Everything is fine! 1572 01:53:04,666 --> 01:53:06,541 It'll all come back to you slowly 1573 01:53:11,333 --> 01:53:13,500 I felt as though someone was calling out to me. 1574 01:53:13,708 --> 01:53:16,166 That was your voice.. 1575 01:53:17,250 --> 01:53:18,958 your inner self, 1576 01:53:19,291 --> 01:53:20,583 Your soul. 1577 01:53:20,791 --> 01:53:22,083 Soul! 1578 01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:24,083 Smoke? 1579 01:53:39,083 --> 01:53:40,208 Soul.. 1580 01:53:41,166 --> 01:53:42,791 The inner soul.. 1581 01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:46,375 .. is often frivolous, debauch, indulgent.. 1582 01:53:47,125 --> 01:53:51,500 .. but with a strong mind you can control it.. 1583 01:53:51,750 --> 01:53:54,208 .. but if you are inherently weak then my son, 1584 01:53:54,333 --> 01:54:00,458 .. the wandering soul has to be released, let go.. 1585 01:54:00,833 --> 01:54:02,333 Time for the bath. 1586 01:54:15,375 --> 01:54:19,416 The new guy. - What's the matter? 1587 01:54:19,541 --> 01:54:21,291 In the black coat! 1588 01:54:21,416 --> 01:54:24,000 Even he is going to be ruined. 1589 01:54:24,958 --> 01:54:26,375 Who are these people? 1590 01:54:28,125 --> 01:54:29,875 Why are they staring at me? 1591 01:54:30,833 --> 01:54:32,125 Come with me. 1592 01:54:32,250 --> 01:54:33,333 Hello! 1593 01:54:33,458 --> 01:54:35,250 I'm asking you! 1594 01:54:35,333 --> 01:54:37,208 Move away from the windows! 1595 01:54:37,791 --> 01:54:39,791 Away from the windows! 1596 01:54:39,875 --> 01:54:44,375 Those who have made the full payment need not take the bath. 1597 01:54:44,833 --> 01:54:47,666 The rest please stand in a queue. 1598 01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:55,125 This bed.. 1599 01:54:55,250 --> 01:54:57,041 Don't know where it came from? 1600 01:54:57,083 --> 01:54:58,583 This is my bed. 1601 01:55:00,500 --> 01:55:03,000 This is my table. - So, it is obvious that this chair belongs to you. 1602 01:55:03,041 --> 01:55:04,291 No, only the table. 1603 01:55:04,375 --> 01:55:06,250 Yes. 1604 01:55:06,416 --> 01:55:07,916 I was here. 1605 01:55:08,291 --> 01:55:09,375 That's my name! 1606 01:55:09,583 --> 01:55:12,000 Yeah. Even I didn't get it the first time! 1607 01:55:12,041 --> 01:55:14,083 I always came out of the bathtub.. 1608 01:55:14,875 --> 01:55:16,083 Me too! 1609 01:55:17,958 --> 01:55:20,041 Don't stop. Keep moving. 1610 01:55:30,666 --> 01:55:31,791 What do we do? 1611 01:55:31,875 --> 01:55:33,000 What do we do? 1612 01:55:33,041 --> 01:55:34,458 He's fooling around with us.. 1613 01:55:34,583 --> 01:55:37,125 Let's take him into custody. 1614 01:55:37,291 --> 01:55:40,333 He'll be singing in four hours flat.. 1615 01:55:43,125 --> 01:55:44,250 Ok. 1616 01:55:44,375 --> 01:55:45,458 This is the same cop! 1617 01:55:45,583 --> 01:55:49,416 Soul-full, the body is divine.. Soul-less, its dead.. 1618 01:55:53,375 --> 01:55:54,666 Means what? 1619 01:56:12,500 --> 01:56:13,583 Lets go! 1620 01:56:26,916 --> 01:56:33,500 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1621 01:56:33,625 --> 01:56:35,375 In this lab.. 1622 01:56:36,791 --> 01:56:39,375 .. its our responsibility.. 1623 01:56:39,958 --> 01:56:44,041 to make you kick your extreme.. 1624 01:56:44,083 --> 01:56:49,541 .. .craving for the cancer stick.. 1625 01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:56,833 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1626 01:56:56,916 --> 01:57:00,375 .. and if we fail to deliver.. 1627 01:57:00,791 --> 01:57:03,583 .. then we have no option left.. 1628 01:57:04,041 --> 01:57:05,916 .. but to send you down the road no.. 1629 01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:09,250 .. Sane person would walk on.. 1630 01:57:10,666 --> 01:57:14,583 Because my son, Soul-full the body is divine.. 1631 01:57:14,708 --> 01:57:16,833 .. Soul-less its dead.. 1632 01:57:16,916 --> 01:57:18,041 The end. 1633 01:57:18,083 --> 01:57:21,833 To all present, kindly reach the common bath in the next two minutes. 1634 01:57:21,916 --> 01:57:23,791 The doors are about to open. 1635 01:57:24,250 --> 01:57:31,125 "This ashtray's slowly filling" 1636 01:57:36,208 --> 01:57:41,833 "Crimson little bits of desire" 1637 01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:48,750 "Slowly spark, relight the fire" 1638 01:57:49,791 --> 01:57:56,875 "This ashtray's slowly filling" 1639 01:58:03,375 --> 01:58:06,541 "Slowly filling.. " 1640 01:58:06,666 --> 01:58:13,000 "The smoke slowly coils" 1641 01:58:14,833 --> 01:58:22,041 "Smoke.. " 1642 01:58:22,250 --> 01:58:30,125 "The smoke slowly coils, a snake on the wind" 1643 01:58:30,250 --> 01:58:32,208 You owe me.. 1644 01:58:32,541 --> 01:58:33,875 One rupee? 1645 01:58:34,791 --> 01:58:36,291 That's my fee in cash! 1646 01:58:36,375 --> 01:58:37,625 One rupee? 1647 01:58:37,750 --> 01:58:39,166 Give him! 1648 01:58:43,250 --> 01:58:44,541 No! 1649 01:58:44,666 --> 01:58:45,791 I can only accept it from him 1650 01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:47,333 This is also belongs to him! 1651 01:58:48,208 --> 01:58:49,625 Will a fiver do? 1652 01:58:50,583 --> 01:58:51,916 No that's fine.. 1653 01:58:52,416 --> 01:58:55,625 This debt will lay a heavy burden on your soul ! 1654 01:58:58,791 --> 01:59:01,125 Make him bathe.. 1655 01:59:01,250 --> 01:59:07,833 "This ashtray's slowly filling" 1656 01:59:18,458 --> 01:59:26,125 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1657 01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:34,291 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1658 01:59:36,291 --> 01:59:44,375 "Watch, don't touch it." 1659 01:59:45,291 --> 01:59:58,250 "Those moments scorched by time still smolder" 1660 01:59:59,541 --> 02:00:11,416 "Those moments scorched by time still smolder" 1661 02:00:13,500 --> 02:00:17,208 "You'll burn your fingers" 1662 02:00:17,416 --> 02:00:25,375 "For at last this ashtray's full" 1663 02:02:24,416 --> 02:02:25,791 It's a fool proof program! 1664 02:02:26,083 --> 02:02:27,416 Believe me! 1665 02:02:27,500 --> 02:02:29,125 They made me quit.. 1666 02:02:29,416 --> 02:02:30,583 Even Abbas 1667 02:02:31,958 --> 02:02:33,291 At least check it out! 1668 02:02:33,958 --> 02:02:35,833 I can take an appointment for you if you want.. 1669 02:02:37,375 --> 02:02:39,541 What inconvenience, man! 1670 02:02:40,875 --> 02:02:42,625 That's what friends are for! 1671 02:02:45,208 --> 02:02:49,416 "We are in a game. I see a party." 1672 02:02:49,541 --> 02:02:52,541 "I want to gate crash but it is not always easy.. " 1673 02:02:53,125 --> 02:02:58,375 "They never seem to be looking in your eyes.. " 1674 02:02:58,500 --> 02:03:03,583 ".. you want to cry, you want to die, but you can't even get by.. " 1675 02:03:03,708 --> 02:03:08,083 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1676 02:03:09,708 --> 02:03:15,958 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1677 02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:21,541 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1678 02:03:22,708 --> 02:03:34,583 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1679 02:03:34,708 --> 02:03:40,041 s"Smoke your life.. " 1680 02:03:40,333 --> 02:03:46,875 "Smoke away your senses.. " 1681 02:03:46,958 --> 02:03:50,125 "Smoke the weave of your breath-laced offenses" 1682 02:03:50,250 --> 02:03:56,041 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1683 02:03:56,166 --> 02:04:02,625 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1684 02:04:08,708 --> 02:04:20,041 "This heady high, and the whole world sways" 1685 02:04:20,958 --> 02:04:30,833 "This tongue-less lie will speak anyways" 1686 02:04:33,291 --> 02:04:39,708 "Smoke the word that scorches your lip" 1687 02:04:39,833 --> 02:04:46,041 "Smoke the ash of night to its tip" 1688 02:04:46,875 --> 02:04:53,291 "Smoke away the dark, the night is smoke" 1689 02:04:53,416 --> 02:04:59,208 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1690 02:04:59,291 --> 02:05:05,541 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1691 02:05:05,666 --> 02:05:11,541 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1692 02:05:11,666 --> 02:05:17,625 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1693 02:05:18,041 --> 02:05:30,625 "When the high has broken, it's shards fall near and far" 1694 02:05:31,916 --> 02:05:42,083 "We pick the bits, collect our wits, what smoky fools we are" 1695 02:05:42,666 --> 02:05:48,916 "Sip by sip, I scald my lip, I drink the dew of bark" 1696 02:05:49,000 --> 02:05:55,875 "My eyes that spoke, now wisps of smoke" 1697 02:05:56,041 --> 02:06:02,708 "Now wisps of smoke" 1698 02:06:12,041 --> 02:06:14,000 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1699 02:06:16,041 --> 02:06:20,125 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1700 02:06:23,958 --> 02:06:28,042 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"