1 00:01:40,814 --> 00:01:41,872 'Only those who do great things... 2 00:01:41,948 --> 00:01:43,347 ...make a name for themselves.' 3 00:01:44,084 --> 00:01:47,611 There are sharp-shooters, goons and gangsters... 4 00:01:47,687 --> 00:01:49,917 ...but the King is above all. 5 00:02:05,372 --> 00:02:07,363 Happy birthday, King! - Thank you. 6 00:02:09,676 --> 00:02:12,873 This contains my show reel as well as my film directory. 7 00:02:13,146 --> 00:02:15,637 This will keep you entertained at night... 8 00:02:15,715 --> 00:02:18,275 ...as well as give me a break in Bollywood. 9 00:02:18,385 --> 00:02:21,650 Call any of the producers or directors... 10 00:02:21,721 --> 00:02:24,383 ...to cast me as their heroine. 11 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:29,024 I'll give the top actresses a run for their money! 12 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:32,824 What's wrong, Udaas? (Udaas means 'sad' in Hindi) 13 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:36,029 Call me Pankaj, Raftaar! 14 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:38,961 Okay Pankaj, why are you sad? 15 00:02:39,406 --> 00:02:42,739 You should be happy as it's King's birthday today! 16 00:02:43,276 --> 00:02:46,268 I'd once celebrated my birthday at the Niagara falls. 17 00:02:47,714 --> 00:02:52,151 My three friends got drunk and fell in the Niagara. 18 00:02:53,687 --> 00:02:55,678 I remember the day of their mourning... 19 00:02:55,755 --> 00:02:59,418 ...each time there's someone's birthday. 20 00:03:00,727 --> 00:03:02,695 I can never forget that day... - Is there any tragedy... 21 00:03:02,762 --> 00:03:05,060 ...in this world that's still not inflicted on you? 22 00:03:05,765 --> 00:03:07,733 Drink up! - Okay! Cheers! 23 00:03:08,201 --> 00:03:10,431 Lucky! We'll have to take care of Mika. 24 00:03:12,339 --> 00:03:14,136 He's mistaking the lamp for a woman! 25 00:03:14,808 --> 00:03:17,106 Raftaar, look what he's up to! 26 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:19,710 Mika! You must be crazy to dance with a lamp... 27 00:03:19,779 --> 00:03:22,907 ...when there are so many live women present! 28 00:03:23,049 --> 00:03:24,107 All's well? 29 00:03:26,186 --> 00:03:27,244 Oh no! 30 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:31,823 Dilbaug, all the women present here have a loose character. 31 00:03:31,992 --> 00:03:33,459 My lamp-woman is much better than them! 32 00:03:39,332 --> 00:03:40,458 What happened? - Mika! 33 00:03:41,268 --> 00:03:42,735 For how long shall I hide the fact from the world... 34 00:03:42,802 --> 00:03:44,827 ...that my brother's blind? - What? 35 00:03:48,475 --> 00:03:49,942 And also deaf in his left ear. 36 00:03:50,977 --> 00:03:53,275 He puts the eye-drops in his eyes and vice-versa. 37 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:54,838 Why don't you wear glasses? 38 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:57,843 Ever seen a don wearing glasses? 39 00:03:57,951 --> 00:03:59,748 People may say what they want... 40 00:03:59,819 --> 00:04:01,309 ...but King loves Mika. 41 00:04:01,788 --> 00:04:03,050 Mika loves him no less. 42 00:04:03,256 --> 00:04:04,746 He took six bullets on his chest... 43 00:04:04,824 --> 00:04:06,348 ...meant for King. 44 00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:11,027 Guru, why does Mika always stare at me? 45 00:04:12,799 --> 00:04:15,495 I wonder what script plays in his head when he's staring. 46 00:04:44,531 --> 00:04:46,294 Get up! - Guru! Who's it this time? 47 00:04:46,399 --> 00:04:47,457 Come with me. 48 00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:11,984 Where's he gone? 49 00:05:13,493 --> 00:05:14,551 There he is! 50 00:05:21,868 --> 00:05:23,199 No! 51 00:05:41,855 --> 00:05:43,015 Raftaar, hurry! 52 00:05:43,123 --> 00:05:44,920 That fool shouldn't escape today! 53 00:05:46,893 --> 00:05:48,861 How can he escape? Raftaar is behind him... 54 00:05:48,928 --> 00:05:51,260 ...while above him, is the King of the crime world! 55 00:05:56,903 --> 00:05:59,030 Today, we'll chop him into pieces! 56 00:05:59,139 --> 00:06:02,506 Stuff him in this bag. I'll bury it in the ground. 57 00:06:02,609 --> 00:06:04,600 No one will know where he disappeared! 58 00:06:06,613 --> 00:06:08,444 Didn't you find a smaller bag? 59 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:11,482 We have to stuff a man inside, not chicken lollipops! 60 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:15,878 Fool, of what use is a big bag? 61 00:06:16,022 --> 00:06:17,421 All we have to do is hide a corpse. 62 00:06:27,901 --> 00:06:31,894 Raftaar, look to your left! Did you see him? 63 00:06:32,005 --> 00:06:33,905 Mika's eyes are as sharp as a hawk's! 64 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:35,065 Of course, I see him! 65 00:06:35,909 --> 00:06:37,001 Hey! What are you doing? 66 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,168 Where exactly are you aiming? 67 00:06:38,311 --> 00:06:39,369 You could've shot me! 68 00:06:51,324 --> 00:06:52,382 Oh my God! 69 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:03,166 Today, I realize why King's name is Lucky. 70 00:07:03,937 --> 00:07:05,928 It's because death fears him... 71 00:07:06,005 --> 00:07:08,974 ...as much as the film industry fears piracy! 72 00:07:12,278 --> 00:07:13,370 Good bye! 73 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:42,704 Today, I won't spare you! 74 00:07:45,512 --> 00:07:47,980 You lousy woman! How long... 75 00:07:48,047 --> 00:07:53,485 ...will you be able to preserve your voluptuous youth? 76 00:07:54,354 --> 00:07:57,619 You've turned the entire village against me! 77 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:01,987 Today, Happy Singh will not show any mercy... 78 00:08:02,061 --> 00:08:04,723 ...to set a woman like you straight! 79 00:08:05,598 --> 00:08:08,123 Are you coming up or should I come down? 80 00:08:08,368 --> 00:08:10,563 I see, you want me to come down! 81 00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:12,001 Happy, talk less and catch the hen... 82 00:08:12,071 --> 00:08:16,030 ...or else my son Tinku will remain a bachelor! 83 00:08:16,242 --> 00:08:18,642 The girl's family is coming to see me today. 84 00:08:18,745 --> 00:08:20,007 And my mother will impress them... 85 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:22,274 ...by feeding them butter chicken! 86 00:08:22,382 --> 00:08:24,748 I'll make sure you get butter chicken today! 87 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,078 Where did she go? 88 00:08:30,423 --> 00:08:31,481 Bravo! 89 00:08:33,026 --> 00:08:34,220 Happy! 90 00:08:35,228 --> 00:08:39,028 Sister-in-law, of all the people in this village... 91 00:08:39,098 --> 00:08:43,398 ...you found this idiot to catch the hen?! 92 00:08:43,703 --> 00:08:45,261 You useless chap! 93 00:08:45,371 --> 00:08:47,032 You can't catch a hen... 94 00:08:47,106 --> 00:08:48,630 ...and you're all set to get married?! 95 00:08:48,741 --> 00:08:52,074 I thought I should take Happy's help for menial chores like these. 96 00:08:52,178 --> 00:08:54,772 Yes, but you'll soon regret it. 97 00:08:55,048 --> 00:08:58,245 Watch how Happy makes the entire village unhappy! 98 00:09:00,386 --> 00:09:02,149 Go ahead, attend nature's call. 99 00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:16,259 Stop! 100 00:09:19,806 --> 00:09:21,797 Happy! Are you planning to break our skulls open? 101 00:09:35,588 --> 00:09:38,523 You're glued to the news all day! 102 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,616 Please let me watch some soaps. 103 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,558 Sure, anything for you! 104 00:09:50,503 --> 00:09:53,165 What the hell, Happy! 105 00:09:53,439 --> 00:09:56,306 What rescue mission are you on this time? 106 00:09:59,545 --> 00:10:00,671 Get aside! 107 00:10:05,618 --> 00:10:06,676 What's going on? 108 00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:14,123 Happy, stop! 109 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:25,365 Happy! 110 00:10:25,471 --> 00:10:29,271 It is on your back. - He'll never improve! - He's gone mad! 111 00:10:35,515 --> 00:10:38,609 Move. - Happy! Come down! 112 00:10:42,255 --> 00:10:44,246 Have mercy, sir! 113 00:10:44,524 --> 00:10:47,254 I can't afford to pay the damages. 114 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,794 Why not? Happy is solely responsible for them. 115 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:53,263 How selfish can you get? 116 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:54,526 Blame me for everything! 117 00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:55,726 I'm not saying anything to him. 118 00:10:55,902 --> 00:10:57,267 I was only trying to help! 119 00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,894 What kind of help, son? 120 00:10:59,238 --> 00:11:00,899 You've rendered half the village homeless! 121 00:11:01,174 --> 00:11:02,402 At least the other half is still intact! 122 00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:04,169 So what if half the village is unsettled... 123 00:11:04,243 --> 00:11:05,733 ...at least Tinku is about to settle down. 124 00:11:05,845 --> 00:11:06,903 Mother! 125 00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:09,909 Son, you speak so well! 126 00:11:10,216 --> 00:11:11,581 That's because I speak the truth. 127 00:11:11,684 --> 00:11:12,742 Hence, people endear to it. 128 00:11:12,852 --> 00:11:14,342 But who'll pay the damages? 129 00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:16,245 The one who's always paid. 130 00:11:16,923 --> 00:11:20,222 The headman and my grandfather, Sir Gurucharan. 131 00:11:20,326 --> 00:11:22,817 Grandpa, throw the money in their faces! 132 00:11:22,929 --> 00:11:26,262 One day, I'll be thrown out of the village! - Grandpa! 133 00:11:26,532 --> 00:11:28,659 What's the damage? 134 00:11:28,868 --> 00:11:31,393 We haven't decided the punishment for the offender yet. 135 00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:33,198 This fool broke into our house... 136 00:11:33,272 --> 00:11:35,206 ...and destroyed our T. V... 137 00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:36,400 ...furniture etc. 138 00:11:36,843 --> 00:11:37,935 He broke our bones too! - Yes! 139 00:11:38,945 --> 00:11:41,846 Some thieves broke into their house last night. 140 00:11:41,948 --> 00:11:44,246 Scared, they hid themselves under the bed. 141 00:11:44,384 --> 00:11:46,215 How would I know that they're 142 00:11:46,285 --> 00:11:47,343 ...not thieves? 143 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,614 I trampled all over them! 144 00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:50,211 'I trampled all over them! ' 145 00:11:50,456 --> 00:11:52,754 Are you a cop that you'd gone to nab the thieves? 146 00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:54,223 In the process of helping others... 147 00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:55,487 ...you destroy them! 148 00:11:55,728 --> 00:11:58,492 Rangeela, he's your best friend. 149 00:11:58,731 --> 00:11:59,959 What harm has he done to you? 150 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,494 That girl in the yellow suit deeply interests me. 151 00:12:04,837 --> 00:12:06,498 Look, she just nudged me. 152 00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:07,964 Is she not younger to you? 153 00:12:08,274 --> 00:12:10,799 So what? At least, she'll be under control. 154 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:11,968 Do something, my friend! 155 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:14,403 Send three wrestlers in the guise of goons. 156 00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:16,482 Fight them and win the girl's heart over. 157 00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:30,926 You idiots! Aren't you ashamed of eve-teasing? 158 00:12:32,698 --> 00:12:33,858 C'mon scoot! 159 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,758 This is the height of shamelessness! 160 00:12:35,868 --> 00:12:40,703 Prito, Rangeela had hired goons to trouble you. 161 00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:44,374 That idiot! 162 00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:48,011 Sir, he's not my friend! He's my worst enemy! 163 00:12:48,281 --> 00:12:52,547 You've insulted me! I can't bear it anymore! 164 00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:54,016 Stop the court proceedings! 165 00:12:54,287 --> 00:12:55,379 Goodness is no longer appreciated! 166 00:12:55,455 --> 00:12:57,013 Happy has broken my T.V. Too. 167 00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:59,352 The one that I'd bought on loan. 168 00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:01,893 Just looking at the remote brings tears to my eyes. 169 00:13:02,028 --> 00:13:03,290 But Happy is good at heart... 170 00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:06,297 ...isn't he? - Yes, he is... 171 00:13:06,365 --> 00:13:09,766 Doesn't he help everyone in the village? - Yes. 172 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:11,769 Say yes! 173 00:13:12,338 --> 00:13:15,034 Aunt, your son is getting married after 4 days. 174 00:13:15,441 --> 00:13:19,036 If Happy doesn't come, who will entertain the guests? 175 00:13:26,319 --> 00:13:28,412 Mother, that idiot has come! 176 00:13:31,657 --> 00:13:34,455 Today's a day of celebration! 177 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:36,586 The time is auspicious, too. 178 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:41,599 He who was in rags until yesterday... - Oh great! 179 00:13:41,901 --> 00:13:44,335 He who was in rags until yesterday... 180 00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:46,894 ...is now a groom wearing a suit! 181 00:13:47,673 --> 00:13:51,871 Don't talk about the family. - Oh great! 182 00:13:51,944 --> 00:13:55,812 Don't talk about the family, it'll scare the kids away! 183 00:13:55,882 --> 00:13:57,406 They'll moan in dismay. 184 00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:01,580 They'll slap their chests in agony. 185 00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:04,680 They'll slap their chests in agony. 186 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:07,089 They'll slap their chests in agony. 187 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,492 They'll slap their chests in agony. 188 00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:13,054 They'll slap their chests in agony. 189 00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:16,091 C'mon, start the music! 190 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,579 Your brother... - What the hell! - Oh great! 191 00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:34,381 Is so notorious! - What the hell! - Oh great! 192 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,119 While your sister- Oh great! 193 00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:38,082 ...is squint-eyed. - Oh great! 194 00:14:38,157 --> 00:14:39,954 Your dad is a drunkard. - Oh great! 195 00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:41,789 While your mother's penniless! - Oh great! 196 00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:43,658 Your uncle's a limp. - Oh great! 197 00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,560 But he dances to Bhangra! - Oh great! 198 00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:47,394 They call you... - Oh great! 199 00:14:47,466 --> 00:14:49,457 ...a shameless fellow! - Oh great! 200 00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:51,400 You dance to get attention... 201 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,461 ...wearing perfume, donning a groom's turban. 202 00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:58,405 You dance to get attention... 203 00:14:58,477 --> 00:15:00,468 ...wearing perfume, donning a groom's turban. 204 00:15:00,546 --> 00:15:03,413 You wear rented suit, hire your boots! 205 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:07,145 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 206 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:11,020 Whoever made you a groom, you idiot! 207 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:14,617 You idiot... 208 00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:18,425 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 209 00:15:18,497 --> 00:15:22,490 Whoever made you a groom, you idiot! 210 00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:37,179 Oh great! 211 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:38,917 I was everyone's favourite. 212 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:40,714 I've been a bachelor for eons! 213 00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:42,454 I'm still single... 214 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,648 ...while you've readily mingled! 215 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,191 You've betrayed your friend. 216 00:15:46,525 --> 00:15:48,720 Consider our friendship broken. 217 00:15:48,794 --> 00:15:50,455 May you feel ashamed... 218 00:15:50,529 --> 00:15:52,053 ...each time you look at me. 219 00:15:52,131 --> 00:15:53,530 Jeet! Harjeet! 220 00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:55,460 Are you listening, Manjeet? 221 00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:59,202 I'm left high and dry while he becomes a groom! 222 00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:02,598 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 223 00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:06,475 Whoever made you a groom, you idiot! 224 00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:10,040 You idiot... 225 00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:13,847 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 226 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:17,787 Whoever made you a groom, you idiot! 227 00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:31,159 Oh great! 228 00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:36,499 Oh great! 229 00:16:36,575 --> 00:16:38,133 Why repent now? 230 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,837 Let bygones be bygones. 231 00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:42,513 Thank your stars... 232 00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:44,173 ...you have me as your friend. 233 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,581 You're a selfish fellow. 234 00:16:45,651 --> 00:16:47,676 But your wife's beautiful. - Oh great! 235 00:16:47,753 --> 00:16:51,086 I'll stare at her for hours together. 236 00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:52,749 Teeti! Tony! 237 00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,588 Who can alter destiny? 238 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:58,819 What's the point in harassing him now? 239 00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:05,598 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 240 00:17:05,738 --> 00:17:09,265 Whoever made you a groom, you idiot! 241 00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:12,907 You idiot... 242 00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:16,607 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 243 00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:20,618 Whoever made you a groom, you idiot! 244 00:17:28,961 --> 00:17:31,293 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 245 00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:34,925 Whoever made you a groom, you idiot! 246 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,935 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 247 00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:41,962 Whoever got you married, you idiot! 248 00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:46,840 'Life threatening attack on Punjabi Singh from Australia.' 249 00:17:47,113 --> 00:17:51,015 This fool has disgraced our village and Punjab at large! 250 00:17:51,317 --> 00:17:55,117 Poor fellow had gone to Australia to earn a few bucks. 251 00:17:55,821 --> 00:18:00,190 But someone slipped drugs in his bag at the airport. 252 00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:01,685 He got jailed. 253 00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:04,888 Hot blooded that he was, he had to take revenge. 254 00:18:04,997 --> 00:18:06,157 Killed everybody on being released and earned the name 'King.' 255 00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:09,324 He gifted a mansion to his family. 256 00:18:09,869 --> 00:18:12,599 Uncle's health has worsened! 257 00:18:12,671 --> 00:18:13,729 Someone fetch a trolley! 258 00:18:13,873 --> 00:18:16,171 Come on, hurry up! 259 00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:18,334 Carefully. - Hurry up! 260 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,247 Looks like uncle just got the news of the attack on his son. 261 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:26,117 He must've had a heart stroke. 262 00:18:26,218 --> 00:18:28,982 He had an asthma attack! 263 00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:32,352 He'll be fine after getting a shot at the hospital. 264 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,924 Let's call the asthma attack, a heart attack! 265 00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:40,732 There can't be a better way to drive Happy out of the village! 266 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:44,835 He's tormented the entire village! - That's a good idea. 267 00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:48,631 Why don't you just admit that as long as Happy's in the village... 268 00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:51,175 ...he won't let you marry Prito? 269 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,744 My marriage's already fixed, my friend! 270 00:18:53,813 --> 00:18:55,678 I'm more concerned about the villagers. 271 00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:59,041 Lets' send Happy to Australia to fetch Lucky. 272 00:18:59,685 --> 00:19:01,050 Lucky will never come back. 273 00:19:01,153 --> 00:19:02,211 Happy will have no choice but to stay put. 274 00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:03,946 But how will we send him? 275 00:19:04,156 --> 00:19:07,057 He's an emotional fellow. Let's get him emotional. 276 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:09,184 When we grow up... 277 00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:10,319 Did you read the papers? 278 00:19:10,396 --> 00:19:13,763 It landed Lakhan's dad straight into the hospital! 279 00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:17,668 Yes! Although it was the son who was shot... 280 00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:22,298 ...the father landed up in the hospital! He got a heart attack! 281 00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:23,900 That's sad! 282 00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:28,176 What's sad is that Punjab is earning a bad name. 283 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,976 All the newspapers read, 'Lakhan of Punjab.' 284 00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:36,412 True. The entire state gets the blame for his bad deeds. 285 00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,282 Yes. Chhotu, let's go to the tube well. 286 00:19:40,392 --> 00:19:42,257 It's very sad, friend. - What is? 287 00:19:42,361 --> 00:19:45,762 Uncle's in the hospital, counting his last breaths. 288 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:47,794 He remembers just two people in that state. 289 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,797 Lucky and Happy. 290 00:19:51,036 --> 00:19:53,129 Happy and Lucky. 291 00:19:55,908 --> 00:19:58,274 Where are these blokes going after closing down their shops? 292 00:19:58,744 --> 00:20:01,804 To the hospital, to see Lucky's father. 293 00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:03,446 He's such a good human being. 294 00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:06,150 Only a fool wouldn't visit uncle. 295 00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:07,376 Absolutely. 296 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,212 Happy. - Yes, uncle. - The entire village has gone to the hospital. 297 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,348 Why aren't you going? 298 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,018 I am going, have patience! 299 00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:16,458 Hopefully, I won't have to take you along. 300 00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:18,320 Hold the cow-dung for me. I'm going to the hospital. 301 00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:19,465 Don't eat it thinking its chocolate cake. 302 00:20:19,498 --> 00:20:22,298 Brother, if the old man doesn't howl on seeing him... 303 00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:25,700 ...our plan will flop! - Don't worry. 304 00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:27,363 I've taken care of everything. 305 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:30,368 I've shown him his son's photo in the newspaper. 306 00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:32,433 Just watch how he wails now! 307 00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:35,809 He's come! - Happy! 308 00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:38,509 How's uncle? - He's in a bad shape. 309 00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:42,776 He won't give up until he sees his son. 310 00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:46,619 That fool has turned the entire world against him! 311 00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:51,392 The more we try to forget him, the more we miss him. 312 00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:55,331 We threw him out of our lives long ago. 313 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,334 Yet, we miss him. 314 00:20:57,402 --> 00:21:00,838 It's a matter of the heart after all. 315 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:08,473 He's got a heart attack. His heart is bound to ache. 316 00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:12,339 Happy, there's no one educated in our village... 317 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:16,353 ...who can make these old folks meet their sons... 318 00:21:16,421 --> 00:21:19,413 ...and restore the village's honour. 319 00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:20,549 Shame on us! 320 00:21:21,426 --> 00:21:25,021 What did you say? You'll go to Australia to fetch Lucky?! 321 00:21:25,097 --> 00:21:29,966 It's not easy to be the most sought after gangster. 322 00:21:30,402 --> 00:21:32,427 Somebody will kill him in that foreign land. 323 00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:35,435 His old parents won't even find his corpse. 324 00:21:35,574 --> 00:21:38,441 Forget it! You're talking like a saint today. 325 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:40,410 Tomorrow, you'll go back to your old ways. 326 00:21:40,479 --> 00:21:42,447 Mind your tongue, Rangeela! 327 00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:48,048 I, Happy Singh, promise you... 328 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,714 ...that until I don't bring Lucky back home... 329 00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:52,450 ...I won't step into this village again. 330 00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:53,786 The fish is hooked on to the bait! 331 00:21:53,859 --> 00:21:54,917 Cheer him! 332 00:21:54,993 --> 00:21:56,460 Happy! - Long live! 333 00:21:56,528 --> 00:21:57,995 Happy! - Long live! 334 00:21:58,063 --> 00:21:59,553 Happy! - Long live! 335 00:21:59,631 --> 00:22:03,465 Happy! Happy! Enough! - Long live! 336 00:22:03,535 --> 00:22:05,560 Stop shouting slogans! Long live! 337 00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:09,974 Happy, how will you go abroad? 338 00:22:10,576 --> 00:22:12,544 You don't even have a passport. 339 00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:16,070 Sir, I take that responsibility. 340 00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,073 I have many contacts in the passport department. 341 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:20,812 But one needs a lot of money to go abroad. 342 00:22:20,886 --> 00:22:23,081 I've already sold all my property. 343 00:22:23,155 --> 00:22:24,417 Whenever the village has faced any problem... 344 00:22:24,489 --> 00:22:26,821 ...the villagers collect donations from the people. - Right. 345 00:22:26,892 --> 00:22:29,156 And then, he's the biggest problem of the village! - Hey! 346 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:32,964 I mean, he's about to solve the village's biggest problem! Yes. 347 00:22:33,031 --> 00:22:35,022 The villagers will arrange for the money. 348 00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:38,834 But he's never set foot outside the village! 349 00:22:38,904 --> 00:22:40,667 How will he go abroad? 350 00:22:41,506 --> 00:22:45,465 Sir, why not send another villager along with him? 351 00:22:45,544 --> 00:22:47,512 Yes, that'll be fine. - Yes. 352 00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:51,505 Who's the most idle person in the village? 353 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:53,483 Most idle... 354 00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:55,577 Rangeela! 355 00:22:56,622 --> 00:22:58,522 He knows English too! 356 00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:02,526 I... I know... no English! I won't go! 357 00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:04,518 What about your wedding now? 358 00:23:04,596 --> 00:23:06,621 C'mon! Go, Rangeela. 359 00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:08,063 What are you talking about? - I'm not going! 360 00:23:13,972 --> 00:23:16,099 Don't be so melodramatic. You're not going forever! 361 00:23:20,812 --> 00:23:22,541 They are gone! Why worry now? 362 00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:24,479 Sing and dance along! 363 00:23:24,549 --> 00:23:26,483 Dance to the beat of Bhangra! 364 00:23:26,551 --> 00:23:28,143 Celebrate the end of nuisance! 365 00:23:30,822 --> 00:23:32,551 'Welcome to Delhi airport.' 366 00:23:32,624 --> 00:23:35,092 Stop fooling around! 367 00:23:36,161 --> 00:23:38,686 Ma'am, where's gate number 2? 368 00:23:40,499 --> 00:23:42,091 We're not strolling in the fields. 369 00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:43,968 We're going abroad. 370 00:23:44,503 --> 00:23:45,561 Walk straight. 371 00:23:45,637 --> 00:23:46,695 Don't look at the ceiling and walk. 372 00:23:48,974 --> 00:23:50,236 Sir, watch out! 373 00:23:50,642 --> 00:23:51,700 Where's my passport? 374 00:23:52,844 --> 00:23:53,902 You stupid! 375 00:23:53,979 --> 00:23:55,173 You're stupid, your father's stupid... 376 00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:56,509 ...and moreover, your sister's stupid! 377 00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:59,516 I just want to go to my beloved's house. 378 00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,677 I just want to go to my beloved's house. 379 00:24:01,753 --> 00:24:02,981 Sir, you're boarding the wrong flight. 380 00:24:03,055 --> 00:24:04,613 You're supposed to go through gate number 7. 381 00:24:05,824 --> 00:24:07,815 Your staff directed us to gate number 2. 382 00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:08,951 And now you say gate number 7! 383 00:24:09,027 --> 00:24:10,585 Sir, leave or you'll miss the flight. 384 00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:11,720 Yes, we're going. - Hurry up! 385 00:24:12,798 --> 00:24:14,959 Gate number 7 is over there. 386 00:24:16,868 --> 00:24:18,699 Number 7... 387 00:24:18,770 --> 00:24:21,603 Where are you going? - Here's the boarding card. - Sorry! 388 00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:23,038 C'mon! Hurry up! - Thank you. 389 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,645 'Welcome to Egypt.' 390 00:24:29,715 --> 00:24:31,046 Please, enjoy yourselves. 391 00:24:31,116 --> 00:24:33,550 Why do they keep saying 'Egypt? ' 392 00:24:33,618 --> 00:24:34,676 Nothing to worry. 393 00:24:34,753 --> 00:24:36,653 It's fashionable to change the names of places. 394 00:24:36,888 --> 00:24:39,618 Bombay has become Mumbai, Madras is Chennai. 395 00:24:39,691 --> 00:24:41,124 Lakhanpal has become Lucky! 396 00:24:41,593 --> 00:24:44,756 Exactly! Similarly, Australia has become Egypt! 397 00:24:54,639 --> 00:24:56,630 We're surrounded by cops and you're laughing?! 398 00:24:57,709 --> 00:25:00,701 I'm laughing thinking what just happened. 399 00:25:00,779 --> 00:25:04,579 The one who had to go to Egypt, has reached Australia! 400 00:25:04,649 --> 00:25:05,911 What must he be going through? Just imagine! 401 00:25:05,984 --> 00:25:07,713 Now stop joking and get away! - Alright! Okay! 402 00:25:11,656 --> 00:25:12,714 Rangeela! 403 00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:15,658 It's such a lovely city, such wonderful people! 404 00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:18,592 They're not only arranging for our tickets to Australia... 405 00:25:18,663 --> 00:25:20,790 ...but also arranging for our one day visa. 406 00:25:20,866 --> 00:25:22,925 C'mon, let's go sight-seeing. 407 00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:24,093 You must be out of your mind. 408 00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:27,195 For the past 10 hours, our knees were stuffed into our mouths. 409 00:25:27,606 --> 00:25:29,870 If we don't stretch them now, we'll be paralyzed for life! 410 00:25:29,941 --> 00:25:32,671 You too lie down. - You never listen to me! 411 00:25:33,045 --> 00:25:36,606 Stretch your legs. Spread them nicely. 412 00:25:36,681 --> 00:25:37,739 Oh God! 413 00:25:38,216 --> 00:25:39,808 I can't sleep. I'm going sight-seeing. 414 00:25:40,652 --> 00:25:42,620 He's never set foot outside a village... 415 00:25:42,687 --> 00:25:44,678 ...and wants to go sight-seeing in Egypt! 416 00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:45,814 Go to sleep quietly. 417 00:25:47,092 --> 00:25:49,026 Oh wonderful! 418 00:25:51,963 --> 00:25:53,123 Happy! 419 00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:56,224 Just look at the idiot stretching himself! 420 00:26:04,309 --> 00:26:05,708 Where's he gone? 421 00:26:06,144 --> 00:26:07,634 If this idiot gets lost... 422 00:26:07,712 --> 00:26:10,738 ...I'll belong neither to Australia nor Punjab! 423 00:26:11,016 --> 00:26:12,074 Happy! 424 00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:16,378 What a beautiful mosque! Hey! 425 00:26:16,721 --> 00:26:19,315 Hey! Stop! Somebody stop him! 426 00:26:19,391 --> 00:26:21,325 Thief! - Somebody stop! 427 00:26:21,393 --> 00:26:22,917 Thief?! - Thief! - Catch him! 428 00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:25,120 Move! 429 00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:39,768 Move! 430 00:26:50,755 --> 00:26:52,052 Get out of the way! 431 00:27:02,901 --> 00:27:04,198 Move! Get out! 432 00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:17,873 Get away! Move! 433 00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:27,849 Stop there! 434 00:27:34,232 --> 00:27:35,859 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 435 00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:37,231 God has given you two hands and legs to work... 436 00:27:37,302 --> 00:27:38,394 ...and not to steal. 437 00:27:38,470 --> 00:27:40,062 Give me the purse. 438 00:27:40,138 --> 00:27:41,833 Here, take this. 439 00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:01,283 By God! 440 00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:03,459 Here's your thief. 441 00:28:09,234 --> 00:28:10,292 She'll kill him! 442 00:28:11,002 --> 00:28:12,094 Stop him! His nose is bleeding. 443 00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:17,164 What are you doing? Have mercy. - Have mercy on a criminal?! 444 00:28:17,242 --> 00:28:19,233 What are you doing? - I'll call the police. 445 00:28:19,411 --> 00:28:20,844 Wait, my bag! 446 00:28:21,813 --> 00:28:24,077 Sir, please save me! She's going to kill me! 447 00:28:25,283 --> 00:28:26,341 Run for your life! 448 00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:28,785 Hey! Where are you going? 449 00:28:28,853 --> 00:28:32,846 Where are you doing? Let him go. - Come back here! 450 00:28:32,924 --> 00:28:34,858 I'll kill you! 451 00:28:34,926 --> 00:28:37,190 O mighty hulk! 452 00:28:37,462 --> 00:28:39,896 I'm not ready to run another 10 kilometers! Calm down. 453 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,292 Thanks for your help. - Yes. 454 00:28:45,370 --> 00:28:46,860 You're really nice. 455 00:28:46,938 --> 00:28:48,803 You had to go through so much trouble because of me. 456 00:28:48,873 --> 00:28:50,864 No problem. 457 00:28:50,942 --> 00:28:53,467 It's a Sikh's duty to help people. 458 00:28:53,545 --> 00:28:55,979 Well, I must say, you're a fabulous runner. 459 00:28:56,047 --> 00:28:58,015 And you, a fabulous hitter! - Really? 460 00:28:59,017 --> 00:29:01,110 Anyway, nice to meet you. 461 00:29:01,186 --> 00:29:02,881 Deep inside. - Okay, miss you. 462 00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:08,891 Now that's like my lady-Iove! 463 00:29:09,394 --> 00:29:12,454 Innocent looks, aggressive nature... 464 00:29:13,498 --> 00:29:15,966 By Lord! She's set my heart on fire. 465 00:29:15,999 --> 00:29:20,903 Oh no, he messed the place. - Oh no! 466 00:29:20,971 --> 00:29:23,701 He should be around here. 467 00:29:23,974 --> 00:29:27,034 Sir! English! 468 00:29:27,811 --> 00:29:30,405 Turban man? - No! 469 00:29:30,481 --> 00:29:33,416 Green... Tall... - No! 470 00:29:34,018 --> 00:29:38,421 My friend, turban! - Your friend? 471 00:29:38,489 --> 00:29:40,423 Catch him! - Get out of here! - What happened? 472 00:29:40,491 --> 00:29:44,427 Catch him! - Run for your life! - Don't let him escape. 473 00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:04,140 God has made you so beautiful! 474 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:08,446 God has made you so beautiful! 475 00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:10,448 All I want is to stare at you... 476 00:30:10,788 --> 00:30:13,780 Oh Careful! - Don't push! - What's the matter? 477 00:30:14,124 --> 00:30:15,455 Oh! It's you. - It's nothing. 478 00:30:15,859 --> 00:30:18,794 The earth shook, I became giddy and fell down. 479 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,095 The earth shook?! - Yes. 480 00:30:21,865 --> 00:30:23,059 Nothing of that sort happened. 481 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:24,464 No, it did. You must've not realized... 482 00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:27,470 Anyway, forget it. What are you doing here? 483 00:30:27,871 --> 00:30:30,135 You too want to get a tattoo done? - Tattoo?! 484 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:33,904 Photo. I mean, a picture. See? 485 00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:37,639 Yes, I too want a tattoo. 486 00:30:37,715 --> 00:30:39,114 Get a nice tattoo done. 487 00:30:39,183 --> 00:30:40,480 Okay? - Okay. 488 00:30:43,487 --> 00:30:47,150 Did you say something? - There he is! Get him! - Nab him. 489 00:30:47,224 --> 00:30:50,990 I was asking in Arabic, if there was a boutique nearby. 490 00:30:51,061 --> 00:30:52,653 Oh I see. - I want to buy a dress. 491 00:30:52,896 --> 00:30:54,989 It's my friend's party today. 492 00:30:55,099 --> 00:30:57,226 Anyway, nice to meet you again! 493 00:30:58,168 --> 00:31:02,502 Good bye. - Good bye. 494 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:09,644 O shopkeeper, tattoo her beautiful face all over me! 495 00:31:09,713 --> 00:31:10,771 Taxi! 496 00:31:14,918 --> 00:31:17,512 Taxi! Taxi! 497 00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:20,854 Strange country! 498 00:31:21,525 --> 00:31:22,992 The taxis here don't seem to halt! 499 00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:25,087 In my country... 500 00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:29,027 ...people would've fought tooth and nail to give you a lift. 501 00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:30,532 You're interesting. 502 00:31:30,601 --> 00:31:31,795 That's because I speak the truth. 503 00:31:31,935 --> 00:31:33,232 Hence, people endear to it. 504 00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:35,968 I'm running late. 505 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,031 I'm hungry too, but these lousy taxis! 506 00:31:38,108 --> 00:31:40,702 Will you sit in that red Impala? 507 00:31:42,146 --> 00:31:43,204 Whose car is it? 508 00:31:43,781 --> 00:31:45,976 How does that matter to you? Come with me. 509 00:31:47,151 --> 00:31:48,209 Okay. - Careful. 510 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,281 What are you doing? - Quiet! Hey! 511 00:31:52,623 --> 00:31:54,557 This will spoil the car's engine. - How's that? 512 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,616 Go and tell them that I'm a very good mechanic from India. 513 00:31:56,693 --> 00:31:58,786 If he fixes the car, they'll have to give you a lift. 514 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:07,565 Go, hurry up! - Isn't it working? 515 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,108 Excuse me? Do you have a problem with the car? 516 00:32:12,176 --> 00:32:13,643 This mechanic is from India. 517 00:32:14,578 --> 00:32:15,772 Should he see? Check? 518 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:17,609 Yes, yes. - Okay. 519 00:32:19,183 --> 00:32:20,241 Greetings! - Greetings! 520 00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:22,308 I'm a mechanic from 'Guru Nanak' garage in India. 521 00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:29,917 It's not the bonnet, the problem lies inside. 522 00:32:29,993 --> 00:32:31,927 Searching for the problem. 523 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:37,925 Okay? 524 00:32:40,737 --> 00:32:43,968 Ask him to start the car. - Try and start the car. 525 00:32:44,274 --> 00:32:47,334 Just try. - Wow! - That's it. 526 00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,812 It's all God's grace! 527 00:32:49,947 --> 00:32:51,278 India is great! - Yes! 528 00:32:51,348 --> 00:32:52,747 Can we go? - Yes, sure! 529 00:32:57,888 --> 00:33:00,288 Happy! 530 00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:03,623 This idiot will never improve! 531 00:33:04,128 --> 00:33:05,186 Do you want to drink? 532 00:33:05,629 --> 00:33:06,687 Now, that's like it! 533 00:33:11,034 --> 00:33:12,092 Have some? 534 00:33:13,036 --> 00:33:16,870 Yes, thanks. I see, you like to drink like us men. 535 00:33:17,174 --> 00:33:18,232 Give me some as well. 536 00:33:23,647 --> 00:33:25,877 Do check your bag, to see if anything's missing. 537 00:33:25,949 --> 00:33:28,782 Not needed. The bag is empty. 538 00:33:30,654 --> 00:33:31,712 The bag is empty?! 539 00:33:32,256 --> 00:33:33,655 You harassed the poor fellow for nothing! 540 00:33:34,658 --> 00:33:35,716 Poor fellow?! 541 00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:38,693 He is a criminal! And for your kind information... 542 00:33:38,795 --> 00:33:39,989 ...I'm studying law! 543 00:33:40,330 --> 00:33:42,696 I see, you're becoming a liar! 544 00:33:45,736 --> 00:33:47,363 Not liar, a lawyer! 545 00:33:47,671 --> 00:33:51,664 I'm doing research on criminology. - I see! I'm writing a book on... 546 00:33:51,742 --> 00:33:54,677 ...how to wipe out the criminals from the society. 547 00:33:54,912 --> 00:33:56,004 Must I say something? 548 00:33:57,281 --> 00:33:59,215 Don't hate the criminals. 549 00:33:59,917 --> 00:34:01,885 One can reform them. Hello! 550 00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:03,943 One can never reform them! 551 00:34:04,688 --> 00:34:07,680 The criminals are a disgrace to the society... 552 00:34:07,758 --> 00:34:10,955 ...and any punishment meted out to them is less. 553 00:34:11,695 --> 00:34:19,158 These criminals should be... 554 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,968 I'm a kind of girl who likes a little fun. 555 00:34:29,046 --> 00:34:30,377 And loves the game I want to play. 556 00:34:30,781 --> 00:34:32,942 I think naughty is nice and sugar is spice. 557 00:34:33,016 --> 00:34:34,711 Are you listening to what I say? 558 00:34:34,785 --> 00:34:36,946 We have nothing to fear or worry about. 559 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:38,954 So c'mon baby, get down! 560 00:34:39,022 --> 00:34:40,990 C'mon everybody, say it loud. 561 00:34:41,058 --> 00:34:42,787 I'll tell you what it's all about. 562 00:34:42,859 --> 00:34:44,724 Hey man! C'mon! 563 00:34:44,795 --> 00:34:46,729 Let's get down, get to it. 564 00:34:46,797 --> 00:34:48,822 Hey man! Have a little fun. 565 00:34:48,899 --> 00:34:50,799 There's really nothing to it. 566 00:34:50,867 --> 00:34:52,835 Life's a party, why are you so stuck up? 567 00:34:52,903 --> 00:34:55,872 Get a move on boy and you'll see. - Hey man! 568 00:34:55,939 --> 00:34:58,908 On your mark, be steady. Are you ready to play with me? 569 00:34:58,976 --> 00:35:00,807 All the ladies... 570 00:35:00,877 --> 00:35:02,970 ...are going crazy with the rhythm. 571 00:35:03,046 --> 00:35:04,741 The music is speeding. 572 00:35:04,815 --> 00:35:06,840 Yes, it's heating up the night. 573 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:08,746 Life's a party. 574 00:35:08,819 --> 00:35:10,946 Live it to the fullest. 575 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:14,923 Who cares about what will happen tomorrow? 576 00:35:14,992 --> 00:35:16,755 It's my wish... 577 00:35:16,827 --> 00:35:18,988 ...to make you sit beside me. 578 00:35:19,096 --> 00:35:20,757 It's my wish... 579 00:35:20,831 --> 00:35:23,197 ...to make you sit beside me. 580 00:35:31,108 --> 00:35:32,769 It's my wish... 581 00:35:32,843 --> 00:35:34,936 ...to make you sit beside me. 582 00:35:35,012 --> 00:35:36,775 It's my wish... 583 00:35:36,847 --> 00:35:38,781 ...to make you sit beside me. 584 00:35:38,849 --> 00:35:39,907 Just one time... 585 00:35:40,450 --> 00:35:42,441 Just one time... 586 00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:45,852 Just one time... 587 00:35:45,922 --> 00:35:49,050 Embrace me... 588 00:35:49,893 --> 00:35:53,852 Embrace me, my lady. 589 00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:57,798 Embrace me, my lady. 590 00:35:57,868 --> 00:36:02,134 Embrace me, my lady. 591 00:36:02,873 --> 00:36:04,807 I'm a holler to my ladies, to my divas, to my girls. 592 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:05,933 We're just looking for some fun... 593 00:36:06,009 --> 00:36:07,067 ...not diamonds or pearls. 594 00:36:07,144 --> 00:36:08,805 Say you want to come along, we're going to have a lot of fun. 595 00:36:08,879 --> 00:36:10,813 We're going to party all night till the sun comes up. 596 00:36:10,881 --> 00:36:12,872 In the morning, a new day is dawning, so say... 597 00:36:12,949 --> 00:36:14,814 In the morning... 598 00:36:14,885 --> 00:36:16,819 You're ready for some fun, step into my car. 599 00:36:16,887 --> 00:36:17,945 We're going to take you for a ride. 600 00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,079 Let me hear you say. 601 00:36:19,156 --> 00:36:23,092 All the ladies are going crazy with the rhythm. 602 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,821 The music is speeding. 603 00:36:24,895 --> 00:36:26,886 Yes, it's heating up the night. 604 00:36:27,164 --> 00:36:28,825 Life's a party! 605 00:36:28,899 --> 00:36:30,992 Live it to the fullest. 606 00:36:31,068 --> 00:36:34,834 Who cares about what will happen tomorrow? 607 00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:38,500 Just one time, take my name with love. 608 00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:42,511 Just one time, ask for my love and you shall receive. 609 00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:46,845 I don't want anything else... 610 00:36:46,917 --> 00:36:50,910 ...except this, if it's God's will. 611 00:36:50,987 --> 00:36:54,388 God, you're so kind. 612 00:36:54,858 --> 00:36:56,849 God, you're so kind. 613 00:36:56,927 --> 00:36:58,952 Answer my prayers for once. 614 00:36:59,029 --> 00:37:00,860 All I want... 615 00:37:00,931 --> 00:37:02,990 ...is to run away with you. 616 00:37:03,066 --> 00:37:04,863 All I want... 617 00:37:04,935 --> 00:37:06,869 ...is to run away with you. 618 00:37:06,937 --> 00:37:13,866 Run away with you... 619 00:37:13,944 --> 00:37:17,311 I don't care about that. 620 00:37:18,115 --> 00:37:20,345 Then I won't care if anyone comes in my way. 621 00:37:21,952 --> 00:37:24,477 Hey lady, hold my hand. 622 00:37:25,889 --> 00:37:28,551 Then I won't care who comes in my way. 623 00:37:29,893 --> 00:37:32,623 Hey lady, hold my hand. 624 00:37:34,364 --> 00:37:36,423 Then I won't care who comes in my way. 625 00:37:37,901 --> 00:37:41,462 Hey lady, hold my hand. 626 00:37:41,538 --> 00:37:42,903 Life's a party! 627 00:37:42,973 --> 00:37:45,032 Live it to the fullest. 628 00:37:45,108 --> 00:37:49,135 Who cares about what will happen tomorrow? 629 00:37:49,212 --> 00:37:50,907 Life's a party! 630 00:37:50,981 --> 00:37:53,040 Live it to the fullest. 631 00:37:53,116 --> 00:37:57,280 Who cares about what will happen tomorrow? 632 00:37:59,923 --> 00:38:03,017 Dear fellow, what are you punishing me for? 633 00:38:03,527 --> 00:38:05,927 I've toured entire Egypt just trying to get hold of you. 634 00:38:06,163 --> 00:38:07,221 Where the hell were you? 635 00:38:08,331 --> 00:38:11,459 Where I was, and where I am now! 636 00:38:11,935 --> 00:38:14,563 Am I dreaming? Or is this reality? 637 00:38:15,071 --> 00:38:17,096 Where has my lady-Iove disappeared? 638 00:38:17,174 --> 00:38:20,337 Forget about your lady-Iove! Listen to me carefully! 639 00:38:20,944 --> 00:38:23,469 If we didn't have to bring Lucky back from Australia... 640 00:38:23,947 --> 00:38:26,142 ...I swear by God, I wouldn't have budged from here. 641 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:27,945 Do you know why we landed up here? 642 00:38:28,018 --> 00:38:29,212 It was our bad luck! 643 00:38:29,286 --> 00:38:33,086 No! It's because I was destined to meet my lady-Iove! 644 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:35,191 Do you know why I'm still unmarried? 645 00:38:35,258 --> 00:38:36,316 You're a fool, that's why! 646 00:38:36,493 --> 00:38:37,960 No, I'm not a fool! 647 00:38:38,128 --> 00:38:39,493 It's because my lady-Iove was in Egypt... 648 00:38:39,563 --> 00:38:41,030 ...and I was looking for her in Punjab! 649 00:38:41,631 --> 00:38:43,462 I'll have to come here again. 650 00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:46,093 First, I have to make grandpa meet her. 651 00:38:46,169 --> 00:38:49,366 Then I have to marry her, produce kids. After that... 652 00:38:49,439 --> 00:38:53,307 Listen to me, you fool! First find a way to produce money. 653 00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:54,468 After that, you may produce kids. 654 00:38:54,544 --> 00:38:55,704 C'mon, we have to go to Australia! 655 00:39:11,595 --> 00:39:13,324 The luggage should've been here a day ago. 656 00:39:13,396 --> 00:39:14,454 How did it get misplaced? 657 00:39:15,465 --> 00:39:18,992 You fool! You should've let the wallet and Lakhan's address... 658 00:39:19,069 --> 00:39:22,527 ...remain in my bag! What are we going to do now? 659 00:39:22,606 --> 00:39:27,009 All day, all night, all you do is complain! - 'AII I do is complain! ' 660 00:39:27,077 --> 00:39:29,011 The luggage will be traced. They've asked us to come in the evening. 661 00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:31,579 We have to find Lakhan. Follow me! 662 00:39:33,016 --> 00:39:36,247 I am Happy! - Good for you. 663 00:39:37,621 --> 00:39:40,089 My name is Happy Singh, a friend of King. 664 00:39:41,024 --> 00:39:42,719 King! He is not happy! 665 00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:49,030 Rangeela, see how I managed to hitch a ride! 666 00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:52,025 Of what use are the cops... 667 00:39:52,102 --> 00:39:54,570 ...if they don't know the whereabouts of the criminals? 668 00:39:54,638 --> 00:39:56,697 Don't mess with the white cops! 669 00:39:56,773 --> 00:39:58,172 They'll throw you into the sea! 670 00:39:58,241 --> 00:39:59,469 Am I their father's property? 671 00:40:04,047 --> 00:40:05,571 What a big house! 672 00:40:05,649 --> 00:40:07,378 It's not a house, but a mansion! 673 00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:10,214 That's Raftaar! - Raftaar! 674 00:40:11,121 --> 00:40:12,554 Look, he's bowing to welcome us! 675 00:40:12,622 --> 00:40:16,058 Bless you, dear! 676 00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,421 I'm not asking for charity. 677 00:40:22,065 --> 00:40:24,090 Just tell me the price of your casino. 678 00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:26,059 It's my bread and butter, King. 679 00:40:28,071 --> 00:40:29,436 Yes, everyone needs bread and butter. 680 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:33,070 But only when they're alive. 681 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:36,642 King, Happy has come from the village. 682 00:40:37,147 --> 00:40:38,205 He's accompanied by Rangeela. 683 00:40:38,748 --> 00:40:39,806 Happy! 684 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:41,607 Where are you, my friend? 685 00:40:44,087 --> 00:40:45,213 Who's that hiding his face? 686 00:40:46,623 --> 00:40:49,751 He's Sheru's brother, Pankaj Singh! 687 00:40:51,094 --> 00:40:52,152 Hey, Happy! 688 00:40:52,529 --> 00:40:55,430 Dilbaug! 689 00:40:56,099 --> 00:40:57,259 Look, how he's bowing with respect. 690 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:03,100 'It's commonplace to hear on every street... 691 00:41:03,173 --> 00:41:05,164 ...that brother Lakhan is a thief! ' 692 00:41:05,508 --> 00:41:07,100 'It's commonplace to hear on every street... 693 00:41:07,177 --> 00:41:09,645 ...that brother Lakhan is a thief! ' 694 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:13,638 Have you forgotten how you stole pencils as a kid? 695 00:41:13,717 --> 00:41:16,117 Today, you're a big gangster! 696 00:41:16,186 --> 00:41:17,244 Hello, sister-in-law! 697 00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:21,255 Should I salute you or hug you? 698 00:41:21,324 --> 00:41:23,189 Happy, what are you up to? 699 00:41:27,731 --> 00:41:31,531 Happy, come here. Have you come alone? 700 00:41:31,668 --> 00:41:33,795 No, brother Rangeela has come along. 701 00:41:33,870 --> 00:41:35,633 Touch his feet. - Never mind. 702 00:41:36,139 --> 00:41:37,231 Greetings, brother Lucky! 703 00:41:38,141 --> 00:41:39,199 Greetings, sister-in-law! 704 00:41:39,342 --> 00:41:40,400 He's also addressing me as sister-in-law?! 705 00:41:40,877 --> 00:41:43,209 How did a romantic track begin in an action film? 706 00:41:43,747 --> 00:41:44,805 Happy and Rangeela! 707 00:41:45,749 --> 00:41:47,148 What are they doing here? 708 00:41:48,752 --> 00:41:50,151 Remember how your parents... 709 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,278 ...raised you... 710 00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:54,849 The time has come for you to become their strength. 711 00:41:56,559 --> 00:41:58,151 You've started to speak well. 712 00:41:58,428 --> 00:41:59,759 That's because I speak the truth. 713 00:42:00,163 --> 00:42:02,154 Hence, people endear to it. 714 00:42:02,632 --> 00:42:04,156 Now c'mon, come back to the village. 715 00:42:04,401 --> 00:42:05,459 I can't. 716 00:42:06,836 --> 00:42:09,430 How can you do such criminal deeds being a Sikh? 717 00:42:10,173 --> 00:42:13,165 People swear by our community's trust and honesty! 718 00:42:13,243 --> 00:42:16,178 C'mon, don't create a fuss! 719 00:42:16,246 --> 00:42:17,304 Happy! 720 00:42:17,781 --> 00:42:20,215 Have you forgotten what our guru taught us? 721 00:42:21,184 --> 00:42:23,414 He'd named our community 'Khalsa.' 722 00:42:23,586 --> 00:42:25,451 'Khalsa' means pure. 723 00:42:25,522 --> 00:42:27,183 You should become true 'Khalsa.' - Happy! 724 00:42:28,191 --> 00:42:30,284 Shun dishonesty and quietly return to the village with me. 725 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,520 Strive to become a true 'Sikh.' 726 00:42:31,795 --> 00:42:33,729 Happy! - Hey! 727 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,930 Well done! Only this was left to see now. 728 00:42:40,670 --> 00:42:42,535 Now you're a threatening a fellow villager! 729 00:42:42,605 --> 00:42:43,867 Mika, they're standing to your right. 730 00:42:44,607 --> 00:42:46,370 Happy! What's wrong with your brother? 731 00:42:46,443 --> 00:42:47,705 Who are you aiming the gun at? 732 00:42:47,777 --> 00:42:51,577 I removed the gun out of respect towards my brother. 733 00:42:51,881 --> 00:42:53,473 But these two belong to our village. 734 00:42:53,817 --> 00:42:55,216 How can I possibly pull the gun at them? 735 00:42:55,819 --> 00:42:57,218 He's a saint, despite being a sinner! 736 00:42:57,287 --> 00:42:58,345 Rangeela! - Yes, brother. 737 00:42:58,421 --> 00:43:00,218 Go back to your country with your friend in the next flight. 738 00:43:00,457 --> 00:43:01,515 C'mon! 739 00:43:01,591 --> 00:43:03,889 Make sure I don't have to tell you again. 740 00:43:04,227 --> 00:43:06,218 I understood the first time. 741 00:43:06,296 --> 00:43:08,230 What did you understand? 742 00:43:08,298 --> 00:43:12,667 I used to carry you around on my shoulders! 743 00:43:12,736 --> 00:43:16,729 And now, you're throwing me out? 744 00:43:16,806 --> 00:43:17,864 Thank your stars I'm only pushing you... 745 00:43:17,941 --> 00:43:19,841 ...or I would've shot you by now! 746 00:43:19,909 --> 00:43:23,709 You'll regret it! You will rot in hell. 747 00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:25,247 Don't you have any manners? 748 00:43:25,315 --> 00:43:27,249 Is this how you behave with guests? 749 00:43:27,317 --> 00:43:28,375 Rogues! 750 00:43:29,919 --> 00:43:32,444 It took us 3 days to get to Lucky... 751 00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:35,548 ...but he threw us out in less than 3 minutes! 752 00:43:35,925 --> 00:43:37,256 He won't come back. 753 00:43:37,327 --> 00:43:38,817 So, let's return. 754 00:43:39,662 --> 00:43:40,890 With defeat written all over my face? 755 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:43,260 I'd promised in front of everyone... 756 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:44,925 ...that I'll return only with Lucky. 757 00:43:45,268 --> 00:43:46,360 I'm not going anywhere. 758 00:43:47,270 --> 00:43:50,262 Look, we had lied to you about the asthma attack... 759 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:54,834 ...being a heart attack to get rid of you. 760 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,006 What about Lucky's parents? 761 00:43:58,681 --> 00:44:01,275 Were their tears false as well? 762 00:44:02,552 --> 00:44:05,282 They must've reached the airport even before our flight took off... 763 00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,346 ...awaiting their son to come back home. 764 00:44:07,891 --> 00:44:09,950 I won't return without him! 765 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,891 Anyway, you're about to get married. 766 00:44:11,961 --> 00:44:13,292 Go ahead, become a groom! 767 00:44:13,363 --> 00:44:15,354 But I want you to be there, you fool! 768 00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:20,297 If Prito has to become mine... 769 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:21,564 ...she'll have to wait. 770 00:44:21,638 --> 00:44:24,300 I can't leave you alone. 771 00:44:32,715 --> 00:44:35,309 C'mon, let's go to the airport and fetch the luggage. 772 00:44:35,385 --> 00:44:37,580 Forget the airport! I can't walk anymore. 773 00:44:37,654 --> 00:44:39,053 Let's fetch the luggage. 774 00:44:39,322 --> 00:44:40,789 Our underwear's are three days' old. 775 00:44:40,857 --> 00:44:42,848 Never mind. Old is gold. 776 00:44:42,926 --> 00:44:43,984 I'm fine. 777 00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:45,891 You're stinking, you fool! Listen. 778 00:44:45,962 --> 00:44:48,328 My dear fellow, stay put. 779 00:44:48,398 --> 00:44:50,332 Because even if you don't get lost in this foreign land... 780 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,458 ...I surely will. 781 00:44:53,803 --> 00:44:54,997 Hey you Englishman! 782 00:44:55,071 --> 00:44:57,335 Your people said in the morning to come in the evening. 783 00:44:57,407 --> 00:45:00,342 Now its evening, but my luggage is still missing. 784 00:45:01,344 --> 00:45:03,073 Why trouble a poor man? 785 00:45:03,413 --> 00:45:05,472 Sir, this is a counter for ticket booking. 786 00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:07,515 Go there if your luggage is missing. 787 00:45:07,951 --> 00:45:10,715 Oh no! I'll have to speak in English once again! 788 00:45:11,955 --> 00:45:13,354 What's wrong with him? 789 00:45:27,770 --> 00:45:29,965 Hey! Who's it? 790 00:45:30,039 --> 00:45:32,371 Hello! What are you doing here? 791 00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:34,576 I've been observing you from my shop all day. 792 00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:35,872 What are your intentions? 793 00:45:36,379 --> 00:45:37,437 My shop has a security siren... 794 00:45:37,513 --> 00:45:38,912 ...as well as a camera installed. 795 00:45:38,982 --> 00:45:41,382 Try anything, and the cops will catch you immediately! 796 00:45:41,451 --> 00:45:44,784 Hey cop woman! What cops are you talking about? 797 00:45:44,854 --> 00:45:46,719 Who do you think I am? 798 00:45:46,789 --> 00:45:47,949 You look like a thief to me. 799 00:45:48,024 --> 00:45:54,122 I... I'm not a thief! 800 00:45:56,399 --> 00:45:57,457 Why are you laughing? 801 00:45:58,001 --> 00:46:01,402 When a poor man is hungry, he looks like a thief. 802 00:46:03,439 --> 00:46:06,408 I've lost my baggage at the airport. 803 00:46:06,476 --> 00:46:08,944 I was kicked out of the house I was supposed to visit. 804 00:46:09,012 --> 00:46:11,674 I'm hungry and have caught a cold since morning. 805 00:46:12,015 --> 00:46:13,915 I'm not a thief. I only look like one. 806 00:46:14,484 --> 00:46:16,714 Sorry. It's just that I'm all alone. 807 00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:20,412 My shop neither has a security siren nor a camera. 808 00:46:20,657 --> 00:46:21,851 So, you lied to me. 809 00:46:22,492 --> 00:46:23,925 Hence, I panicked. 810 00:46:25,495 --> 00:46:27,463 These forsaken agents put you on the flight. 811 00:46:27,563 --> 00:46:29,656 And you readily come here to starve yourselves! 812 00:46:29,732 --> 00:46:31,461 Lousy losers! 813 00:46:31,534 --> 00:46:32,933 Shut up! 814 00:46:33,002 --> 00:46:34,936 Rose! - Hi! 815 00:46:35,038 --> 00:46:37,438 I'll have another one of your special roses! 816 00:46:38,441 --> 00:46:41,035 It's the only place in the world I pay 100 dollars for a rose! 817 00:46:41,511 --> 00:46:43,706 Thank you. It's lucky for you. 818 00:46:43,780 --> 00:46:44,838 Yes, it is. 819 00:46:46,449 --> 00:46:48,713 Stop eating grass! 820 00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:51,009 Come here, I'll give you food. 821 00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:53,450 No, my friend's going to meet me here. 822 00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:55,088 My house is right here. 823 00:46:55,858 --> 00:46:57,723 If your friend comes back, you'll be able to see him. 824 00:46:58,728 --> 00:46:59,786 C'mon! 825 00:47:00,863 --> 00:47:03,730 If you remain hungry, you'll look like a thief cum gangster! 826 00:47:05,068 --> 00:47:08,469 Oh... no! 827 00:47:08,705 --> 00:47:10,104 Careful, you nut! 828 00:47:10,473 --> 00:47:12,464 His hair is like a dog's! How on earth will he see? 829 00:47:13,076 --> 00:47:14,475 Who did that to me? - I'm feeling very odd... 830 00:47:14,544 --> 00:47:19,481 ...to eat at a complete strangers house! 831 00:47:19,549 --> 00:47:21,483 You were distressed, while I was panicking! 832 00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:22,945 There, we know each other now. 833 00:47:23,086 --> 00:47:24,485 You are poor, so am I. 834 00:47:24,554 --> 00:47:25,612 Now, we have something in common as well! 835 00:47:25,688 --> 00:47:26,746 Which village are you from? 836 00:47:26,823 --> 00:47:29,155 I'm from the actor Dharmendra's village. 837 00:47:29,225 --> 00:47:30,487 From Sanewaal? Yes. 838 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,788 - Then we're neighbours! 839 00:47:34,497 --> 00:47:39,730 I heard father had a heart attack. 840 00:47:40,103 --> 00:47:42,230 When did you hear? - What? 841 00:47:43,106 --> 00:47:44,505 From whom did you hear? 842 00:47:45,074 --> 00:47:46,132 Guru told me. 843 00:47:49,112 --> 00:47:50,704 Lucky, you were father's favourite. 844 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,513 You must return to the village. 845 00:47:53,516 --> 00:47:55,848 I'll look after the affairs of this place. Don't worry. 846 00:47:56,252 --> 00:47:58,516 Mika, who doesn't want to return to the village? 847 00:48:00,590 --> 00:48:02,524 I still remember how father used to hold my finger... 848 00:48:02,592 --> 00:48:05,186 ...and take me for a walk into the fields. 849 00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,525 But with the number of bad deeds to my name... 850 00:48:08,598 --> 00:48:11,533 ...even if I do double the number of good deeds... 851 00:48:11,601 --> 00:48:12,659 ...I can never return to the village. 852 00:48:14,103 --> 00:48:15,536 Seeing Happy over here, has brought back memories... 853 00:48:15,605 --> 00:48:18,165 ...of my village and family. 854 00:48:18,541 --> 00:48:22,534 I've heard that the cops of 11 nations are out to get King. 855 00:48:22,612 --> 00:48:24,204 Not King, they're out to get Don! 856 00:48:24,547 --> 00:48:25,605 Don! 857 00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:29,273 But there are 11 such dons who are out to get King! 858 00:48:29,886 --> 00:48:33,117 And you've come to take these notorious people back?! 859 00:48:33,189 --> 00:48:34,554 It's not the people who're notorious... 860 00:48:34,624 --> 00:48:35,921 ...it's their deeds. 861 00:48:36,092 --> 00:48:37,684 If we separate these two... 862 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,660 ...the same people can become good like us. 863 00:48:39,829 --> 00:48:41,729 You're very interesting. 864 00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:43,789 That's because I speak the truth. 865 00:48:43,966 --> 00:48:45,900 Hence, people endear to it. 866 00:48:48,037 --> 00:48:49,095 Want to hear another truth? 867 00:48:49,972 --> 00:48:51,564 I've never seen my mother. 868 00:48:51,841 --> 00:48:53,570 But after meeting you... 869 00:48:53,643 --> 00:48:55,133 ...I feel that she must've been just like you. 870 00:48:57,847 --> 00:49:00,077 He's disappeared again! 871 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,908 Happy! 872 00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:05,787 Where have you disappeared, you fool? 873 00:49:06,856 --> 00:49:09,689 Happy! - Hey you, shouting there! 874 00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:12,218 Do you want me to call the police? 875 00:49:12,295 --> 00:49:15,264 No! No police please! 876 00:49:15,331 --> 00:49:16,593 Get off from here! Get off! 877 00:49:17,867 --> 00:49:19,232 The old man's asked me not to scream! 878 00:49:19,302 --> 00:49:20,599 How do I find him now? 879 00:49:21,871 --> 00:49:24,601 Happy! 880 00:49:28,945 --> 00:49:30,810 Dear! What happened? 881 00:49:31,581 --> 00:49:32,980 What happened? - You come here. 882 00:49:33,115 --> 00:49:34,742 You idiot! - Why are you chasing me? 883 00:49:35,218 --> 00:49:38,517 What happened? - I had to sleep all night on this wooden bench. 884 00:49:38,588 --> 00:49:39,919 My bottom's become sore! 885 00:49:39,989 --> 00:49:41,047 But, I didn't tell you to sleep on this. 886 00:49:41,123 --> 00:49:42,181 Where were you all night? 887 00:49:42,258 --> 00:49:43,850 I was in that house waiting for you. 888 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,188 Couldn't you see me waiting for you? 889 00:49:45,261 --> 00:49:46,785 How am I... 890 00:49:46,863 --> 00:49:49,889 Here comes a customer! Here comes a customer! One minute. 891 00:49:49,966 --> 00:49:54,699 Ma'am, this bouquet costs 10 dollars. - Yes, there you go. 892 00:49:54,871 --> 00:49:55,929 Thank you. 893 00:49:56,539 --> 00:50:00,908 Whose shop did you take over overnight? 894 00:50:00,977 --> 00:50:02,604 That... - Happy! - One minute! 895 00:50:02,712 --> 00:50:04,646 Son! - Yes? - I wanted to know... 896 00:50:04,714 --> 00:50:05,772 Who is this idiot? 897 00:50:05,848 --> 00:50:07,816 Hey! - She's the owner. 898 00:50:08,284 --> 00:50:09,945 This is my friend, Rangeela! 899 00:50:10,019 --> 00:50:11,077 Friend, friend. 900 00:50:11,153 --> 00:50:12,882 Friend?! Looks more like your friend's father! 901 00:50:12,955 --> 00:50:14,149 Old lady, watch your tongue! 902 00:50:14,223 --> 00:50:15,884 Whom did you call an old lady?! 903 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,926 Where were you all night? Poor fellow was so worried! 904 00:50:17,994 --> 00:50:19,120 Did you settle base at the airport? 905 00:50:19,295 --> 00:50:22,059 This is a classic case of thief accusing the cop! 906 00:50:22,198 --> 00:50:25,634 Back there, the 'missing luggage' counter itself was missing! 907 00:50:26,035 --> 00:50:28,663 On top of that, I'd have to explain it to them in English! 908 00:50:29,105 --> 00:50:30,834 I... manage. - Manage. 909 00:50:30,907 --> 00:50:31,965 To hell with your manage. 910 00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:34,066 Had you really gone to the airport or someplace else? 911 00:50:34,143 --> 00:50:35,872 No, he... - She's very suspicious. 912 00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:37,913 No, she's not. She's very good at heart. 913 00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:40,574 She just makes a mountain that's all. 914 00:50:40,650 --> 00:50:41,742 Happy! - You take rest. - Yes? 915 00:50:41,851 --> 00:50:46,754 Dear, this is a yacht. You have to decorate it with flowers. - Ok. 916 00:50:46,822 --> 00:50:49,154 I've written the address behind. Okay? - Okay. 917 00:50:49,225 --> 00:50:50,920 Come, Mr. Rangeela. - Get lost! 918 00:50:52,161 --> 00:50:55,597 I didn't sleep last night, didn't eat... 919 00:50:55,665 --> 00:50:57,724 ...and now you ask me to come along with you! 920 00:50:57,900 --> 00:50:59,959 We've to go to the airport again in 2 hours. 921 00:51:00,870 --> 00:51:04,897 Our trains are better than their flights! 922 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:06,032 At least, it's mentioned that... 923 00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:07,837 ...the passengers solely are responsible for their luggage. 924 00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:11,277 Right? - Right. But Rangeela is too grumpy for your age. 925 00:51:11,347 --> 00:51:12,746 Your blood pressure may rise. 926 00:51:12,815 --> 00:51:15,010 I've prepared lunch at home. 927 00:51:15,151 --> 00:51:17,119 Go, eat and rest for a while. 928 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:19,679 See that house with the window? That's mine. 929 00:51:19,789 --> 00:51:21,984 Yes, I can see it. - Take the keys. Yes. 930 00:51:22,091 --> 00:51:23,615 Go. Don't go to a wrong house. 931 00:51:23,693 --> 00:51:24,751 We won't. Thank you. 932 00:51:24,961 --> 00:51:26,690 Happy! - Yes? - Yes? 933 00:51:27,363 --> 00:51:28,625 People say that whosoever I pray for... 934 00:51:28,698 --> 00:51:32,759 ...God showers His blessings upon him. Yes. 935 00:51:33,369 --> 00:51:37,703 Take this. Today, you'll succeed at everything you do. 936 00:51:38,374 --> 00:51:39,739 Go, dear. May God be with you. 937 00:51:39,809 --> 00:51:41,174 I'm bound to succeed... 938 00:51:41,243 --> 00:51:42,767 ...now that I look like Pandit Nehru. 939 00:51:43,646 --> 00:51:44,704 Good luck. 940 00:51:48,651 --> 00:51:50,778 Everything looks fine on the outside... 941 00:51:50,853 --> 00:51:52,753 ...but what do I do about the mess I created inside? 942 00:51:53,122 --> 00:51:56,717 Oh Lord Waheguru, help me. 943 00:51:57,326 --> 00:52:00,762 Hurry up, Udaas! - Okay, just relax. 944 00:52:01,964 --> 00:52:03,022 Welcome! 945 00:52:03,733 --> 00:52:04,791 Mika! Mika! 946 00:52:05,001 --> 00:52:08,027 Actually, I've bought a yacht for the first time. 947 00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:10,662 Whether it's your first love or your first boat... 948 00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:13,004 ...it's the same feeling. Oh! 949 00:52:13,676 --> 00:52:14,734 I love you! I love you! 950 00:52:14,810 --> 00:52:17,278 I'd once bought a boat in the village. 951 00:52:17,847 --> 00:52:20,179 I went fishing with my uncle in it. 952 00:52:21,417 --> 00:52:25,410 A crocodile got hooked on to the bait and swallowed my uncle. 953 00:52:26,188 --> 00:52:29,749 Ever since, mother has not cooked fish in the house. 954 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,696 In the entire village... - Enough Udaas! Enough 955 00:52:34,764 --> 00:52:36,163 Why didn't the crocodile swallow you instead? 956 00:52:37,133 --> 00:52:38,828 Who's it? Hands up! 957 00:52:38,934 --> 00:52:40,765 It's me, Happy! 958 00:52:40,836 --> 00:52:42,167 Not again! 959 00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:44,297 This idiot's come back! 960 00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,265 What do we do with him? 961 00:52:47,376 --> 00:52:48,434 You've still not gone back?! 962 00:52:49,045 --> 00:52:50,842 He won't go so easily. 963 00:52:50,913 --> 00:52:54,713 King, you don't know him. He sticks like a chewing gum! 964 00:52:54,784 --> 00:52:57,844 What do you mean? Enough! Happy, this is not Punjab. 965 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,781 Over here, people do as I say. 966 00:53:00,723 --> 00:53:03,214 That's what I'm telling you, this is not Punjab! 967 00:53:03,459 --> 00:53:05,120 Let's all return to the village. 968 00:53:06,729 --> 00:53:09,926 I'm begging you! I've met your parents. 969 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,392 I've seen the tears in their eyes. 970 00:53:13,269 --> 00:53:15,794 They have expectations from you, ever thought about that? 971 00:53:15,871 --> 00:53:17,168 It's their wish to see you married... 972 00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:21,942 ...to see you become a groom, you idiot! 973 00:53:22,478 --> 00:53:25,038 Friends and relatives dancing at your wedding... 974 00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:27,810 The entire village rejoicing, fireworks in the sky... 975 00:53:29,151 --> 00:53:30,948 Hey! Why are you bursting them now? 976 00:53:40,496 --> 00:53:41,895 Who's that? Who's it? Where's it? Why is this happening? 977 00:53:48,003 --> 00:53:51,871 Lucky! - Uncle, c'mon! 978 00:53:57,346 --> 00:53:58,836 Don't panic! It's me! 979 00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:07,513 Oh no! 980 00:55:00,943 --> 00:55:02,410 Who is this man? 981 00:55:03,345 --> 00:55:05,575 I've been swimming for so long! 982 00:55:05,915 --> 00:55:07,143 Why am I not reaching the shore? 983 00:55:07,483 --> 00:55:09,508 Am I swimming in the wrong direction? 984 00:55:23,332 --> 00:55:24,390 What's wrong with King? 985 00:55:24,867 --> 00:55:25,925 What happened to Lucky? 986 00:55:26,468 --> 00:55:27,935 They've extracted the bullet... 987 00:55:28,270 --> 00:55:29,999 ...but he has a serious head injury. 988 00:55:30,472 --> 00:55:34,033 Thank God for his turban, or he wouldn't have been alive. 989 00:55:34,109 --> 00:55:36,942 But he's contracted a strange disease due to his injuries. 990 00:55:37,012 --> 00:55:38,877 What's it called, Hema... - Haemoplasia. 991 00:55:38,948 --> 00:55:40,939 Yes, Hema. Yes, Hema. - What? 992 00:55:41,016 --> 00:55:42,074 Semi-paralysis. 993 00:55:42,184 --> 00:55:43,242 The one from Parel. 994 00:55:43,986 --> 00:55:45,419 From Parel? What's that? 995 00:55:45,621 --> 00:55:49,057 In this disease, one can see everything, hear everything... 996 00:55:49,124 --> 00:55:50,955 ...but can't speak or move. 997 00:55:51,026 --> 00:55:53,358 In the movie 'Anjaam', Shahrukh Khan had this disease. 998 00:55:53,429 --> 00:55:55,624 I've watched all of Shahrukh Khan's films. 999 00:55:55,965 --> 00:55:57,557 But which one was 'Anjaam'? 1000 00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:00,391 Wasn't it the one with Chandrachur and Sanjay Dutt in it? 1001 00:56:00,469 --> 00:56:02,437 How the hell did Chandrachur come into the picture? 1002 00:56:02,504 --> 00:56:03,562 All you movie buffs... 1003 00:56:03,639 --> 00:56:05,903 Shahrukh never acted in 'movie buff! ' 1004 00:56:05,975 --> 00:56:07,135 Have you gone mad? 1005 00:56:07,209 --> 00:56:08,540 Shut up, you idiots! 1006 00:56:09,979 --> 00:56:11,344 This is not a cinema hall! 1007 00:56:12,982 --> 00:56:14,040 I can't figure out how he got a head injury... 1008 00:56:14,116 --> 00:56:16,209 ...despite me being so cautious in carrying him. 1009 00:56:16,452 --> 00:56:17,544 'You buffoon! ' 1010 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,911 'You were bashing the goons with me strung around your neck... 1011 00:56:19,989 --> 00:56:22,048 ...and you're surprised at my head injuries? ' 1012 00:56:23,926 --> 00:56:27,384 Look! King's blood is boiling! 1013 00:56:29,999 --> 00:56:31,159 The point is... 1014 00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:32,994 ...who'll shoulder the responsibility... 1015 00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:36,465 ...of such a huge business vampire? 1016 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,033 Who'll ascend the King's throne? 1017 00:56:40,943 --> 00:56:43,002 Tell me... - 'Who's King's elder brother? 1018 00:56:43,078 --> 00:56:48,448 Happy?! As King?! - 'No! Kill that idiot! ' 1019 00:56:48,517 --> 00:56:49,575 'Kill Happy! ' 1020 00:56:49,685 --> 00:56:52,017 How can I become King? - I can never become King. 1021 00:56:52,154 --> 00:56:53,348 Happy? - Happy? 1022 00:56:53,422 --> 00:56:54,582 Of course, I'm happy! 1023 00:56:54,690 --> 00:56:56,624 But King's pointing towards Happy. 1024 00:56:56,692 --> 00:56:58,182 Don't point at me! 1025 00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,557 It's bad manners to point at someone. 1026 00:56:59,695 --> 00:57:03,187 He's pointing at the right person. Happy has saved King's life! 1027 00:57:03,265 --> 00:57:04,459 'No, he's not! ' 1028 00:57:04,533 --> 00:57:05,966 He's right. If it wasn't for Happy... 1029 00:57:06,035 --> 00:57:08,435 ...King wouldn't have been alive today. 1030 00:57:08,504 --> 00:57:10,301 'Shut up, you sad sack! ' 1031 00:57:11,106 --> 00:57:13,131 I... can't become King. 1032 00:57:13,976 --> 00:57:16,035 King's blood is boiling even more! Look! 1033 00:57:16,412 --> 00:57:17,470 Guru! - Of course, his blood will boil! 1034 00:57:17,546 --> 00:57:19,377 After all, our blood is same to same! 1035 00:57:19,448 --> 00:57:21,643 Nonsense person! His elder brother should be King. 1036 00:57:22,051 --> 00:57:25,043 Guru. - Don't make his blood boil. 1037 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:27,313 Lucky, we've understood what you want. 1038 00:57:27,656 --> 00:57:28,714 'Bravo, Guru! ' 1039 00:57:28,991 --> 00:57:31,050 You want Happy to take, right? 1040 00:57:31,126 --> 00:57:34,220 'Have you gone senile? ' - No, I can't become King. 1041 00:57:34,296 --> 00:57:36,730 Until Lucky recovers, happy will be our king. 1042 00:57:36,999 --> 00:57:38,364 Okay? - Yes, that's okay. 1043 00:57:38,434 --> 00:57:40,061 How can I become King, Lucky? 1044 00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:41,727 'You fool! ' 1045 00:57:43,238 --> 00:57:46,537 Even America must've not progressed as fast! - Hear me... 1046 00:57:46,608 --> 00:57:49,509 Had you gone to fetch King or become King yourself? 1047 00:57:49,578 --> 00:57:51,739 Listen to me! - What do I listen to? - Listen to me. 1048 00:57:52,414 --> 00:57:53,472 Lakhan is lying in the hospital. 1049 00:57:53,549 --> 00:57:55,278 If I take him home in this condition... 1050 00:57:55,584 --> 00:57:57,745 ...his father will get a heart-attack. - Get lost. 1051 00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:01,082 I'm a follower of Guru Govind Singh. He's my King. 1052 00:58:01,256 --> 00:58:05,693 Oh shut up! - God helps those who do good deeds. 1053 00:58:05,761 --> 00:58:08,696 Are you saying that all Kings are bad people? 1054 00:58:09,098 --> 00:58:10,565 Until he recovers... 1055 00:58:10,632 --> 00:58:12,497 ...what's the harm in taking a glimpse into his world? 1056 00:58:12,568 --> 00:58:14,092 Fine, do what you want. 1057 00:58:14,236 --> 00:58:15,396 I'm not interested in seeing his world. 1058 00:58:15,771 --> 00:58:17,102 You're on your own now. 1059 00:58:17,172 --> 00:58:20,141 Guards! Catch! - Go, catch! 1060 00:58:20,442 --> 00:58:22,171 He's inviting nothing but trouble! 1061 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:31,644 You better put your fist up, right now! 1062 00:58:33,288 --> 00:58:35,654 One for the treble, two for the base. 1063 00:58:35,758 --> 00:58:38,249 King is in the place, you better watch this space. 1064 00:58:38,527 --> 00:58:41,052 One for the treble, two for the base. 1065 00:58:41,130 --> 00:58:43,462 King is in the place, you better watch this space. 1066 00:58:53,575 --> 00:58:58,808 13 cards of the same colour, they contain but one King. 1067 00:58:59,148 --> 00:59:01,514 We're the ace, as well as the base... 1068 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:04,484 We are also daring! Right now! 1069 00:59:09,324 --> 00:59:14,352 13 cards of the same colour, they contain but one King. 1070 00:59:14,430 --> 00:59:17,092 We're the ace, as well as the base... 1071 00:59:17,166 --> 00:59:19,498 We're also daring! 1072 00:59:19,768 --> 00:59:22,601 We do as we please. 1073 00:59:22,738 --> 00:59:25,206 We're not scared to cross boundaries. 1074 00:59:25,340 --> 00:59:29,174 If your intentions are true, God does the setting. 1075 00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:33,715 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1076 00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:39,179 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1077 00:59:39,688 --> 00:59:44,421 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1078 00:59:45,561 --> 00:59:47,791 You know we bring the rockers in the place. 1079 00:59:47,863 --> 00:59:50,627 Don't be messing with me, punk, because I hit you in the face. 1080 00:59:50,866 --> 00:59:53,198 You know, you better salute to the King. 1081 00:59:53,435 --> 00:59:55,733 You know, you better bow down to the Singh! 1082 00:59:55,871 --> 00:59:58,465 Go for it, because we are the greatest. 1083 00:59:58,607 --> 01:00:01,201 We're fearless, we are the bravest! 1084 01:00:01,577 --> 01:00:03,477 Sing and dance, bad as hell! 1085 01:00:03,545 --> 01:00:06,309 Punjabis in the house, you better watch yourself. 1086 01:00:06,448 --> 01:00:08,143 Not once, not twice... 1087 01:00:08,217 --> 01:00:11,448 ...take over the world 10 times! 1088 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,152 And if you can still win someone's heart... 1089 01:00:14,223 --> 01:00:16,555 ...there's nothing like it! 1090 01:00:16,892 --> 01:00:20,157 If after listening to the machine gun rattle... 1091 01:00:20,229 --> 01:00:24,165 ...you can still appreciate a cuckoo's chirp... 1092 01:00:24,233 --> 01:00:26,724 ...there's nothing like it! 1093 01:00:26,802 --> 01:00:30,761 Come on, sing a song that touches the heart. 1094 01:00:31,907 --> 01:00:36,435 Sing and dance, from morning to evening! 1095 01:00:36,512 --> 01:00:40,812 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1096 01:00:41,617 --> 01:00:46,247 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1097 01:00:46,822 --> 01:00:51,725 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1098 01:00:52,928 --> 01:00:55,260 Yes, you better pump it up! 1099 01:00:55,330 --> 01:00:57,594 Singh is in the house. You better turn it up! 1100 01:00:57,666 --> 01:01:00,260 When I say Singh, you say King! 1101 01:01:00,369 --> 01:01:02,860 Singh is King. Singh is King. 1102 01:01:02,938 --> 01:01:05,463 When I say Singh, you say King! 1103 01:01:05,541 --> 01:01:08,408 Singh is King. Singh is King. 1104 01:01:08,677 --> 01:01:10,736 We neither had pride nor plume. 1105 01:01:11,213 --> 01:01:13,443 We were living like paupers. 1106 01:01:13,782 --> 01:01:18,583 When suddenly, our fortunes changed overnight. 1107 01:01:18,954 --> 01:01:21,218 I neither owned anything yesterday... 1108 01:01:21,290 --> 01:01:23,758 ...nor do I own anything today. 1109 01:01:23,959 --> 01:01:28,794 I only had my heart as mine. Now, I've lost that as well. 1110 01:01:28,864 --> 01:01:38,398 What's life without love? What's life without high thinking? 1111 01:01:38,473 --> 01:01:42,842 Singh is King! Singh is King. Singh is King. 1112 01:01:43,645 --> 01:01:48,378 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1113 01:01:51,787 --> 01:01:57,316 13 cards of the same colour. They contain but one King. 1114 01:01:57,392 --> 01:01:59,724 We're the ace, as well as the base... 1115 01:01:59,795 --> 01:02:02,389 We do as we please. 1116 01:02:02,464 --> 01:02:07,959 We're not scared to cross boundaries. 1117 01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:12,001 If your intentions are true, God does the setting. 1118 01:02:12,274 --> 01:02:16,472 Singh is King! Singh is King. Singh is King. 1119 01:02:17,346 --> 01:02:21,646 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1120 01:02:22,351 --> 01:02:26,788 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1121 01:02:27,589 --> 01:02:32,617 Singh is King. Singh is King. Singh is King. 1122 01:02:34,563 --> 01:02:36,428 Yes! - What happened? 1123 01:02:36,565 --> 01:02:39,534 Did you find anything? Her house is locked even today. 1124 01:02:40,569 --> 01:02:43,470 They say she's not opened her shop in 2-3 days now. 1125 01:02:43,905 --> 01:02:46,601 And her neighbour said that she's sick. 1126 01:02:47,309 --> 01:02:50,403 She cries all day and roams like a vagabond. 1127 01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:55,607 I don't know what's wrong. We'll have to find her. 1128 01:03:10,599 --> 01:03:11,657 What happened? 1129 01:03:11,933 --> 01:03:14,834 Happy, what's wrong with you? 1130 01:03:15,604 --> 01:03:16,935 Why have you become Aladdin? 1131 01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:19,337 Not Aladdin, I've become King! 1132 01:03:19,574 --> 01:03:22,338 King?! You're not even a Singh! 1133 01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:26,344 Singh's don't chop their hair, they'd rather chop their heads off. And you. 1134 01:03:26,748 --> 01:03:28,716 I admit I've made a grave mistake. 1135 01:03:29,351 --> 01:03:31,911 I'll adopt a Sikh's appearance, soon as I return to my village. 1136 01:03:32,354 --> 01:03:33,946 I'm doing all this because... 1137 01:03:35,957 --> 01:03:37,447 I'll tell you my story later. 1138 01:03:37,526 --> 01:03:39,391 First tell me, what's wrong with you? 1139 01:03:39,961 --> 01:03:41,019 Why are you so sad? 1140 01:03:41,096 --> 01:03:42,358 Nothing's wrong. 1141 01:03:42,431 --> 01:03:43,489 Sit down. 1142 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,693 If anybody cries, I too feel like crying. 1143 01:03:49,771 --> 01:03:53,366 You'd fed a complete stranger in a foreign land. 1144 01:03:53,775 --> 01:03:54,935 I can never forget that. 1145 01:03:55,377 --> 01:03:57,072 I can lay down my life for you. 1146 01:03:58,046 --> 01:04:01,641 I can do anything for you! Please tell me, tell me. 1147 01:04:01,717 --> 01:04:04,049 I won't rest until,, you tell me. 1148 01:04:04,119 --> 01:04:05,814 Oh! Shut up! 1149 01:04:06,388 --> 01:04:09,380 Hey! She's my mother, don't shoot her! Put your guns back in. 1150 01:04:12,794 --> 01:04:15,490 My daughter's coming back tomorrow after three years. 1151 01:04:15,797 --> 01:04:16,855 So? 1152 01:04:16,932 --> 01:04:18,763 So That's good news, isn't it? 1153 01:04:18,934 --> 01:04:22,392 No way! She thinks that we're still rich. 1154 01:04:23,672 --> 01:04:24,730 Rich?! 1155 01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:28,065 We were once amongst the richest families here... 1156 01:04:29,978 --> 01:04:32,469 ...when suddenly, my husband passed away. 1157 01:04:34,082 --> 01:04:37,483 Fool! Left me in knee deep debt. 1158 01:04:38,687 --> 01:04:40,985 I lost everything Happy. 1159 01:04:42,424 --> 01:04:45,484 But I always hid this fact from my daughter. 1160 01:04:46,128 --> 01:04:49,529 If she came to know, she'd leave her studies and come here. 1161 01:04:50,599 --> 01:04:54,091 But do you know something? I never deprived her of anything. 1162 01:04:54,169 --> 01:04:58,765 Fulfilled all her needs in the past three years. Yes. 1163 01:04:59,007 --> 01:05:01,498 Just that I didn't let her come home. 1164 01:05:03,512 --> 01:05:07,710 But now she's coming tomorrow with the man she loves. 1165 01:05:08,450 --> 01:05:11,578 I've heard he's from a very rich family. 1166 01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:14,945 How will I ever face them? 1167 01:05:15,757 --> 01:05:17,452 I'll be exposed when she discovers... 1168 01:05:17,526 --> 01:05:20,620 ...that her mom sells flowers by the roadside? 1169 01:05:22,464 --> 01:05:25,900 How will I accommodate them in such a small house? 1170 01:05:27,602 --> 01:05:29,536 I'm really tense! 1171 01:05:30,672 --> 01:05:32,867 He'll never accept her! 1172 01:05:33,475 --> 01:05:38,538 Her life will be ruined, Happy! 1173 01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:45,544 That florist will become this mansion's owner... 1174 01:05:46,087 --> 01:05:47,748 Yes, bring it. - Are we her servants?! 1175 01:05:48,557 --> 01:05:52,550 Careful! Come upstairs... - I'd become a servant once. 1176 01:05:53,562 --> 01:05:56,156 Served the guests with phenyl in place of buttermilk. 1177 01:05:56,565 --> 01:05:58,795 All the 25 guests died of diarrhea. 1178 01:06:00,202 --> 01:06:03,694 My master was hanged, while I lost my job. 1179 01:06:04,673 --> 01:06:07,073 That day... - Enough! Stop it! Please... 1180 01:06:07,509 --> 01:06:08,567 You seem to have verbal diarrhea! 1181 01:06:08,777 --> 01:06:14,238 Come on. Brothers, the old King crowned me the new King. 1182 01:06:14,850 --> 01:06:18,149 Now, it's my job to appoint a King amongst you all. 1183 01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:25,925 What do you say? What do we have to do? - What? 1184 01:06:26,261 --> 01:06:28,627 Should I tell him about the scheme, or you too want to hear? 1185 01:06:28,697 --> 01:06:30,597 No, tell us! 1186 01:06:30,665 --> 01:06:33,532 Yes, let's hear. What's the harm in hearing it once? 1187 01:06:33,602 --> 01:06:35,593 Yes... Come closer. It's very simple. 1188 01:06:35,670 --> 01:06:37,729 You all have to do as you've been doing. 1189 01:06:37,939 --> 01:06:40,533 Just like Guru clears the crime scene of the evidences... 1190 01:06:40,609 --> 01:06:43,077 ...he'll have to clear the garden. - What?! 1191 01:06:43,545 --> 01:06:44,603 Will Guru become a gardener? 1192 01:06:44,679 --> 01:06:45,737 And you'll become a driver! 1193 01:06:47,616 --> 01:06:49,607 Am I supposed to chop vegetables with this? 1194 01:06:49,718 --> 01:06:51,982 That's a good idea! He's very smart. 1195 01:06:52,053 --> 01:06:53,111 Let him be the cook. 1196 01:06:54,723 --> 01:06:58,557 And you better stay far from the house! - Why? - We can't trust you. 1197 01:06:58,627 --> 01:07:00,561 You may kill us by mixing phenyl with buttermilk! 1198 01:07:00,629 --> 01:07:03,689 Place him outside as a security guard. - Perfect! 1199 01:07:03,765 --> 01:07:05,027 Hey! - Don't fuss! 1200 01:07:05,567 --> 01:07:06,659 What role am I playing? 1201 01:07:06,735 --> 01:07:08,100 What do we do about this wannabe actress? 1202 01:07:09,304 --> 01:07:11,568 Since I used to be King's personal secretary... 1203 01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,699 ...should I become ma'am Rose's now? 1204 01:07:13,909 --> 01:07:15,774 Yes, that'll be fine. 1205 01:07:16,578 --> 01:07:18,136 What do we do about Mika? 1206 01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:20,639 He's blind and deaf, cleaning the gun's barrel. 1207 01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:24,643 I bet he's listening to our conversation from there. 1208 01:07:24,753 --> 01:07:27,244 I've never seen him work. 1209 01:07:27,322 --> 01:07:29,153 What role do we assign him? Whoever said he doesn't work. 1210 01:07:30,592 --> 01:07:33,686 Look. He stares at me all the time! 1211 01:07:33,762 --> 01:07:37,664 He's risked his life several times to save our King. 1212 01:07:37,732 --> 01:07:39,324 Great! Make him the bodyguard. 1213 01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:41,793 Just tell me. What role will you play? 1214 01:07:42,604 --> 01:07:44,868 Since I'm managing everyone, let me be the manager. - Here. 1215 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:46,339 Fine, then I'll be your assistant. 1216 01:08:02,090 --> 01:08:04,957 Good clothes go a long way in making man presentable. 1217 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,284 Also, a woman! 1218 01:08:23,144 --> 01:08:26,238 Servants, you're about to do a great deed today. 1219 01:08:26,781 --> 01:08:30,182 You're supposed to serve. Okay? 1220 01:08:30,652 --> 01:08:33,382 Hide all your weapons. 1221 01:08:33,655 --> 01:08:35,122 They shouldn't be seen. Get it. 1222 01:08:38,393 --> 01:08:39,917 There, the plane has arrived! 1223 01:08:40,395 --> 01:08:42,727 Shut up, you fool! Everybody can see that! 1224 01:08:47,002 --> 01:08:48,264 My daughter's here. 1225 01:09:16,364 --> 01:09:17,831 Mom! - Sonia! 1226 01:09:19,434 --> 01:09:21,766 I missed you so much! 1227 01:09:21,836 --> 01:09:23,428 Let me look at you. 1228 01:09:25,206 --> 01:09:27,697 Mom, this is Puneet. - Hello aunt! 1229 01:09:27,776 --> 01:09:29,004 Hello! - This is for you. 1230 01:09:29,077 --> 01:09:30,772 Thank you. - My pleasure. - Thank you. 1231 01:09:33,181 --> 01:09:34,239 Happy! 1232 01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:38,011 Oh my God! Happy! 1233 01:09:38,186 --> 01:09:39,710 What are you doing here? 1234 01:09:39,788 --> 01:09:42,086 Just like that. - What a surprise! 1235 01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:45,817 You look different and nice! 1236 01:09:46,728 --> 01:09:47,786 Puneet! 1237 01:09:50,398 --> 01:09:52,992 This is Happy. I'd told you remember? 1238 01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,726 Yes, of course! Hello Happy! - Greeting. 1239 01:09:55,804 --> 01:09:56,998 This is Puneet, my boy friend! 1240 01:09:57,405 --> 01:09:58,463 Hi! - Hi. 1241 01:10:02,690 --> 01:10:03,884 I'm really scared, Julie! 1242 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:05,357 There's no such scene. 1243 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:08,223 Had I gotten your, Sonia's and my roles... 1244 01:10:08,296 --> 01:10:10,230 ...I would've done them in a single take. 1245 01:10:10,298 --> 01:10:11,629 Watch out! - You're a good actress. 1246 01:10:12,233 --> 01:10:14,292 But the criminals of which this house is full of... 1247 01:10:14,369 --> 01:10:15,700 ...are hardly actors! 1248 01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,304 I'm scared, we'll be unmasked. 1249 01:10:18,506 --> 01:10:19,564 Cheers! 1250 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,971 Look in front! Start acting! 1251 01:10:22,243 --> 01:10:24,973 Hey, behave yourself! - Sorry! 1252 01:10:25,613 --> 01:10:27,240 You're supposed to look respectable, not like a goon. 1253 01:10:27,315 --> 01:10:29,476 Close your buttons. - Sorry! 1254 01:10:29,917 --> 01:10:32,249 Julie, please don't leave me and go. - Let's go ma'am! 1255 01:10:33,254 --> 01:10:35,313 She's a knock-out! 1256 01:10:35,456 --> 01:10:37,549 You're the epitome of sacrifice. 1257 01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:41,387 Don't try to hide your feelings by plastering a smile on your face. 1258 01:10:41,996 --> 01:10:43,759 Go and propose to Sonia... 1259 01:10:43,831 --> 01:10:47,323 Sonia is not the sorts to cheat on her partner. 1260 01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:48,927 If I propose to her... 1261 01:10:49,003 --> 01:10:50,265 ...I'll ruin my chances of friendship as well! 1262 01:10:51,272 --> 01:10:54,332 And then, I have to fulfill the promise I made to ma'am. 1263 01:10:54,475 --> 01:10:55,635 I'll shoot you! 1264 01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:56,768 You'll shoot me?! You fool! 1265 01:10:56,844 --> 01:10:57,936 What's going on at my party? 1266 01:10:58,012 --> 01:10:59,343 Please concentrate on your character. 1267 01:10:59,414 --> 01:11:01,006 What's happening at my party? 1268 01:11:01,282 --> 01:11:02,613 Oh no! They're fighting again! 1269 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:05,878 I see such weapons everyday, you idiot! 1270 01:11:05,953 --> 01:11:07,011 Have you gone mad? 1271 01:11:07,288 --> 01:11:08,448 There's a party going on over here. 1272 01:11:08,589 --> 01:11:09,749 I'll give you one tight slap! 1273 01:11:10,291 --> 01:11:11,622 Am I your dad's servant? 1274 01:11:11,692 --> 01:11:12,750 Then am I your dad's servant? 1275 01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:13,952 You're all servants over here! 1276 01:11:14,028 --> 01:11:16,496 Who all are carrying guns in an elite party such as this? 1277 01:11:17,632 --> 01:11:21,898 Who else but these fools carry guns in a party like this! 1278 01:11:21,969 --> 01:11:23,027 That's true. 1279 01:11:24,038 --> 01:11:25,699 Don't shoot! 1280 01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:32,007 Brother Mika! - Yes? 1281 01:11:32,313 --> 01:11:33,371 Wrong number. 1282 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:40,786 You idiots! Have you come to a party or to deal in weapons? 1283 01:11:40,988 --> 01:11:42,353 Lay down your guns. 1284 01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:45,551 Not there in your safe deposit. Over here! Not there! 1285 01:11:47,528 --> 01:11:49,928 Mika, what's that in your sleeve? 1286 01:11:51,999 --> 01:11:54,559 The other sleeve as well. - You give your gun. 1287 01:11:54,635 --> 01:11:58,002 From the waistband as well. Remove everything! 1288 01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:00,398 Give here. 1289 01:12:09,684 --> 01:12:11,413 He has a good collection of guns! 1290 01:12:12,086 --> 01:12:13,553 Better safe than sorry. 1291 01:12:13,888 --> 01:12:17,688 Go to hell! They've ruined my party Happy! 1292 01:12:20,695 --> 01:12:21,957 Happy! - What happened? 1293 01:12:22,096 --> 01:12:24,963 Happy! Sonia! Puneet! Puneet! Sonia! 1294 01:12:25,032 --> 01:12:26,897 Hey! Cover the artillery! 1295 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,026 Hurry up! 1296 01:12:28,102 --> 01:12:29,831 Fast! Fast! 1297 01:12:31,372 --> 01:12:34,705 That's it. You've decked up the table. 1298 01:12:35,042 --> 01:12:36,441 That's it. Please, come. 1299 01:12:36,511 --> 01:12:38,001 You're welcome in a 'no entry' zone. - Hi, how are you? 1300 01:12:38,079 --> 01:12:39,979 Aunt, you've thrown such a big party to welcome us. - Thank you! 1301 01:12:40,047 --> 01:12:41,105 Thank you so much. 1302 01:12:41,382 --> 01:12:42,440 The pleasure is mine, dear. 1303 01:12:42,517 --> 01:12:43,848 Really! So many people... 1304 01:12:43,918 --> 01:12:45,545 I mean, I was really surprised. 1305 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,110 There's something here... - Flowers! 1306 01:12:47,388 --> 01:12:48,719 You forgot to mention thorns! 1307 01:12:49,390 --> 01:12:53,656 Wow! The diamond studded in your turban looks magnificent! 1308 01:12:54,395 --> 01:12:56,590 You look more like a king than a manager! 1309 01:12:57,131 --> 01:12:58,393 Mr. Happy, Sonia was telling how much you spoilt her... 1310 01:12:58,466 --> 01:13:00,934 ...in just one day! 1311 01:13:01,402 --> 01:13:02,994 It's because you weren't there. 1312 01:13:03,137 --> 01:13:04,399 Well, actually I would've been there. 1313 01:13:04,472 --> 01:13:06,531 But my boarding pass got exchanged with an idiot... 1314 01:13:06,607 --> 01:13:08,598 ...at the Delhi airport. 1315 01:13:11,546 --> 01:13:13,878 'Can't you see and walk? ' - 'Stupid villagers! ' 1316 01:13:14,415 --> 01:13:15,473 Hey. 1317 01:13:15,616 --> 01:13:16,810 People are such fools, I tell you! 1318 01:13:17,151 --> 01:13:19,085 There's something... - Flowers! 1319 01:13:19,420 --> 01:13:22,082 It's an arrangement of wild flowers, dear. 1320 01:13:22,823 --> 01:13:25,485 Ma'am, may I take Sir Puneet to meet the other guests? - Sure! 1321 01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:27,851 Hey! So do you. 1322 01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:33,833 Use your guns as much as you want after 2-4 days. 1323 01:13:34,168 --> 01:13:37,035 Just wait till my daughter gets married. 1324 01:13:39,473 --> 01:13:42,169 Please try and be calm until then. 1325 01:13:43,110 --> 01:13:44,509 You lech at her so much so... 1326 01:13:44,579 --> 01:13:47,446 ...that even the mirror has developed cracks! 1327 01:13:48,182 --> 01:13:49,444 Hi! - That's Rachel. - Hi! 1328 01:13:49,584 --> 01:13:52,109 Nice to meet you. - So, you're having fun? - Yes. 1329 01:13:52,186 --> 01:13:53,676 Great party, isn't it? - Enjoy yourselves! 1330 01:13:56,457 --> 01:13:57,617 Enough now. 1331 01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:05,860 Ladies and gentlemen! Everybody... Guys. 1332 01:14:05,933 --> 01:14:07,127 Sonia, can you come and join me? 1333 01:14:09,203 --> 01:14:10,465 What is it, Puneet? 1334 01:14:11,138 --> 01:14:15,802 Guys, I'd come here essentially to meet Sonia's mother. 1335 01:14:15,943 --> 01:14:17,467 But now I'm thinking of leaving... 1336 01:14:17,545 --> 01:14:20,946 ...only after getting married to Sonia. 1337 01:14:21,549 --> 01:14:23,540 Sonia, will you marry me? 1338 01:14:24,652 --> 01:14:26,620 I don't believe that you'II... 1339 01:14:26,687 --> 01:14:27,745 Will you marry me? 1340 01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:29,488 When? - Yes! 1341 01:14:43,504 --> 01:14:45,904 I can't see my friend so upset. 1342 01:14:46,707 --> 01:14:49,505 Get me a whisky! - Get you Lucky?! 1343 01:14:50,244 --> 01:14:51,711 Now, is he planning to put him on display? 1344 01:14:51,846 --> 01:14:53,006 What are you muttering? 1345 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:55,112 I'll get you one. - What?! 1346 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:57,743 Idiot! 1347 01:14:57,818 --> 01:14:58,876 Lucky! 1348 01:14:59,854 --> 01:15:02,721 So, you're sitting here comfortably! 1349 01:15:04,759 --> 01:15:07,523 That idiot has become King... 1350 01:15:07,595 --> 01:15:10,120 ...and is treating us like servants! 1351 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:15,666 Sorry! Where are you? 1352 01:15:16,003 --> 01:15:17,061 C'mon! 1353 01:15:25,913 --> 01:15:27,608 Who put this table in the centre? 1354 01:15:28,215 --> 01:15:29,546 Not me, . - This... - Who is this, mom? 1355 01:15:29,617 --> 01:15:31,278 He's our real King! - The real king?! 1356 01:15:31,552 --> 01:15:33,679 Yes, he's the king amongst kings! 1357 01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:35,618 Everything belongs to him, dear. 1358 01:15:35,690 --> 01:15:37,749 What?! - She means... 1359 01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:40,089 ...that it's all because of his blessings. 1360 01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:41,287 He's a saint. 1361 01:15:41,762 --> 01:15:43,821 He's Saint Divine Finger! - Everybody seek his blessings. 1362 01:15:43,898 --> 01:15:46,731 Hail Saint Divine Finger! 1363 01:15:46,801 --> 01:15:48,098 Bless me, priest. 1364 01:15:48,302 --> 01:15:50,566 But who's he pointing at? 1365 01:15:51,305 --> 01:15:53,773 His finger... Watch carefully. 1366 01:15:53,908 --> 01:15:55,569 Watch carefully. He's pointing upwards. 1367 01:15:55,710 --> 01:15:58,304 It indicates that God is above all. 1368 01:15:58,579 --> 01:16:00,638 He's observing a vow of silence since many years. 1369 01:16:00,715 --> 01:16:03,115 Ma'am doesn't do a thing without his permission. 1370 01:16:03,317 --> 01:16:04,579 Aunty, then why don't we ask the divine saint... 1371 01:16:04,652 --> 01:16:07,177 ...to fix the wedding date? 1372 01:16:07,588 --> 01:16:08,748 Will he tell us? 1373 01:16:09,123 --> 01:16:10,181 Yes! 1374 01:16:11,959 --> 01:16:13,017 And he's already told us! 1375 01:16:13,661 --> 01:16:15,060 Look, it is third. 1376 01:16:15,129 --> 01:16:17,256 The third of next month! It's confirmed! 1377 01:16:17,331 --> 01:16:19,231 Oh God! Only 13 days left! 1378 01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:20,631 There are so many preparations to be done. 1379 01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,828 Manager! - We'll manage. 1380 01:16:22,903 --> 01:16:24,268 We need to talk to you. 1381 01:16:24,338 --> 01:16:26,602 I'll be back! - Come on, move! - Ask him. 1382 01:16:26,674 --> 01:16:27,936 What nonsense is this! - Yes. 1383 01:16:28,609 --> 01:16:29,667 We'd spoken about 3 days! 1384 01:16:29,744 --> 01:16:31,268 You don't expect us to be servants for 13 days! 1385 01:16:31,345 --> 01:16:33,210 Are you mad? - Shut up! Ramlal! 1386 01:16:34,081 --> 01:16:35,241 Stage actors! 1387 01:16:35,349 --> 01:16:36,611 How was I supposed to know that the villain... 1388 01:16:36,684 --> 01:16:37,742 ...had come to marry the heroine? 1389 01:16:37,818 --> 01:16:39,683 Why don't you ask him about the future as well? 1390 01:16:39,754 --> 01:16:41,915 All you know, he'll tell us the dates of their baby's delivery! 1391 01:16:41,989 --> 01:16:44,856 And we'll be reduced to baby-sitters! - You idiot. 1392 01:16:46,627 --> 01:16:48,822 Sonia, do you know I jog every morning at 7? 1393 01:16:48,963 --> 01:16:51,761 Swim at 8, do yoga by 9 and have breakfast at 10. 1394 01:16:51,832 --> 01:16:54,699 Keep it here. - These idiots are late by 2 hours! 1395 01:16:55,636 --> 01:16:57,695 Madam. - Look, the breakfast's ready. 1396 01:16:57,838 --> 01:16:59,237 What are you looking at? Lay the table! 1397 01:16:59,306 --> 01:17:01,103 Sir Puneet is very jovial in the mornings. 1398 01:17:01,175 --> 01:17:02,642 Good morning! - Thank you! - Good morning! 1399 01:17:13,654 --> 01:17:15,178 He looks so much like my dad! 1400 01:17:15,656 --> 01:17:18,784 Say that you love me... - Amazing! 1401 01:17:20,127 --> 01:17:22,095 Say that you love me... - Of course! 1402 01:17:22,163 --> 01:17:23,994 What's this? Bread stuffed with potatoes? 1403 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:28,262 Also, bread stuffed with radish and egg-plant?! 1404 01:17:28,335 --> 01:17:30,064 Son, there's plain bread as well. 1405 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:32,663 Hey you! Just because your face looks stuffed... 1406 01:17:32,740 --> 01:17:35,675 ...doesn't mean you'll prepare only stuffed bread? 1407 01:17:37,077 --> 01:17:39,136 Happy! Knife! - Knife?! 1408 01:17:39,346 --> 01:17:40,404 Relax, its okay. 1409 01:17:40,481 --> 01:17:43,678 Knife! - Happy! - Here it is. 1410 01:17:43,751 --> 01:17:45,184 Happy, knife... - Knife. - Here, take his knife. 1411 01:17:45,252 --> 01:17:47,743 Dear, I need to spread the butter on the bread. 1412 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:50,147 Such a big knife to spread butter? 1413 01:17:50,224 --> 01:17:53,682 Big people live life king-size! 1414 01:17:53,894 --> 01:17:55,794 Here's your cold-drink. - Give it to me. 1415 01:17:55,863 --> 01:18:00,766 Hey Devdas! - Udaas! My name is Pankaj Udaas. 1416 01:18:00,901 --> 01:18:02,198 I don't care what your name is. 1417 01:18:02,436 --> 01:18:04,427 What are you doing here leaving a guard's duty? 1418 01:18:04,705 --> 01:18:05,831 Have you asked Chunnilal to take over? 1419 01:18:09,109 --> 01:18:10,269 Please sit. Sit down! 1420 01:18:10,444 --> 01:18:11,877 It was only a glass. 1421 01:18:11,946 --> 01:18:13,243 Of course! Practice! 1422 01:18:13,714 --> 01:18:17,844 Aunty, sack this senior citizen right away! - Madam! 1423 01:18:17,918 --> 01:18:18,976 Had he been working in a government's office... 1424 01:18:19,053 --> 01:18:20,714 ...he would've retired thrice by now. 1425 01:18:21,121 --> 01:18:22,179 He's doomed! 1426 01:18:22,256 --> 01:18:23,382 Aren't you the gardener? 1427 01:18:23,724 --> 01:18:27,057 We got late today. So, we're helping each other out. 1428 01:18:27,194 --> 01:18:29,856 Manage with stuffed bread. It's Punjab's national breakfast. 1429 01:18:30,464 --> 01:18:32,796 From tomorrow, we'll serve you an English breakfast. 1430 01:18:32,867 --> 01:18:35,199 Milk with wafers! - Corn flakes! - Yes, that's what. 1431 01:18:35,269 --> 01:18:36,327 You can make scrambled eggs as well, right? 1432 01:18:36,403 --> 01:18:37,734 You don't bother about it. 1433 01:18:41,742 --> 01:18:48,011 Wow! It's beautiful! - Wow! I'm impressed! 1434 01:18:48,482 --> 01:18:49,813 This is absolutely amazing! 1435 01:18:50,184 --> 01:18:53,415 I can't believe mom owns this five star hotel! 1436 01:18:53,754 --> 01:18:56,279 God knows what all she's keeping from me! 1437 01:18:57,491 --> 01:18:58,753 There's a casino as well! 1438 01:18:59,393 --> 01:19:00,985 Sonia, let's go! - I don't know how to gamble. 1439 01:19:01,061 --> 01:19:02,153 Neither do I! Come! 1440 01:19:09,904 --> 01:19:11,303 Mika, can't you see? 1441 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,304 I'd won a gold medal last week in rifle shooting. 1442 01:19:15,843 --> 01:19:17,367 The target was 500 kilometers away. 1443 01:19:18,512 --> 01:19:20,241 I don't carry the medal around or I would've showed you. 1444 01:19:20,514 --> 01:19:22,106 The Olympics wasn't last week. 1445 01:19:22,783 --> 01:19:24,842 Go to the casino and tell the owner... 1446 01:19:24,919 --> 01:19:26,978 ...that our two guests who've gone inside should win... 1447 01:19:27,054 --> 01:19:30,785 ...in all the games, understood? 1448 01:19:30,925 --> 01:19:33,325 The casino is this way. 1449 01:19:34,929 --> 01:19:35,987 Yes! 1450 01:19:37,865 --> 01:19:40,459 Puneet, you'd told me that you don't know how to play. 1451 01:19:40,801 --> 01:19:42,268 Actually, I'm an expert. 1452 01:19:42,536 --> 01:19:44,970 But I don't like to praise myself. 1453 01:19:45,272 --> 01:19:48,332 All the casino owners of Las Vegas were begging me... 1454 01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:50,877 ...not to come and play in their casinos. 1455 01:19:51,211 --> 01:19:53,111 Puneet, you're simply great! 1456 01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:54,909 Sonia, let's go party! 1457 01:19:55,149 --> 01:19:56,946 Doesn't your mom own a disco? 1458 01:19:57,551 --> 01:19:58,813 She does! How do you know? 1459 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,144 Really? 1460 01:20:09,063 --> 01:20:10,928 He's drunk, he's drunk... 1461 01:20:10,998 --> 01:20:13,023 Look, my friend's drunk! 1462 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:15,091 He's falling here, he's falling there. 1463 01:20:15,169 --> 01:20:17,228 Look, he's falling everywhere! 1464 01:20:17,304 --> 01:20:19,295 He's drunk, he's drunk... 1465 01:20:19,373 --> 01:20:21,341 Look, my friend's drunk! 1466 01:20:21,408 --> 01:20:23,467 He's falling here, he's falling there. 1467 01:20:23,544 --> 01:20:25,569 Look, he's falling everywhere! 1468 01:20:25,846 --> 01:20:29,907 Pal, open the bottle and give me a sip. 1469 01:20:29,984 --> 01:20:34,148 Pal, mix some soda and make me a 'Patiala peg. 1470 01:20:34,855 --> 01:20:38,256 We're full of life and zest. 1471 01:20:38,325 --> 01:20:42,523 So get me all the rum you can, for the sake of friendship. 1472 01:20:48,936 --> 01:20:50,870 C'mon, let's all drink to friendship! 1473 01:20:50,938 --> 01:20:52,872 He's drunk, he's drunk... 1474 01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:54,601 Look, my friend's drunk! 1475 01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,002 He's falling here, he's falling there. 1476 01:20:57,077 --> 01:20:59,068 Look, he's falling everywhere! 1477 01:21:07,554 --> 01:21:08,885 Hell will break loose... 1478 01:21:08,956 --> 01:21:11,356 ...if my friend gets drunk. 1479 01:21:11,558 --> 01:21:12,889 Hell will break loose... 1480 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,622 ...if my friend gets drunk. 1481 01:21:19,967 --> 01:21:22,162 Life is so short. 1482 01:21:22,302 --> 01:21:24,202 So why drink sparingly? 1483 01:21:24,271 --> 01:21:26,239 Drink to your heart's content. 1484 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,305 Sorry, sorry, very sorry! 1485 01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:30,570 I'm intoxicated with alcohol. 1486 01:21:30,644 --> 01:21:32,578 On top of that, there are beauties galore. 1487 01:21:32,646 --> 01:21:34,580 We walk with a confident gait. 1488 01:21:34,915 --> 01:21:36,974 Sorry, sorry, very sorry! 1489 01:21:37,051 --> 01:21:41,078 Sorry, I'm intoxicated and I'm having a lot of fun. 1490 01:21:41,155 --> 01:21:44,989 Please forgive me and give me a hug. 1491 01:21:51,598 --> 01:21:53,532 C'mon, let's all drink to friendship! 1492 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:55,500 He's drunk, he's drunk... 1493 01:21:55,569 --> 01:21:57,469 Look, my friend's drunk! 1494 01:21:57,538 --> 01:21:59,597 He's falling here, he's falling there. 1495 01:21:59,673 --> 01:22:01,664 Look, he's falling everywhere! 1496 01:22:01,942 --> 01:22:06,003 Pal, open the bottle and give me a sip. 1497 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,138 Pal, mix some soda and make me a 'Patiala peg. 1498 01:22:10,951 --> 01:22:14,318 We're full of life and zest. 1499 01:22:15,155 --> 01:22:18,682 So get me all the rum you can, for the sake of friendship. 1500 01:22:25,032 --> 01:22:26,966 C'mon, let's all drink to friendship! 1501 01:22:27,034 --> 01:22:28,968 Look my friend's drunk! 1502 01:22:29,036 --> 01:22:30,970 Look my friend's drunk! 1503 01:22:31,038 --> 01:22:33,097 He's falling here, he's falling there. 1504 01:22:33,173 --> 01:22:35,164 He's falling here, he's falling there. 1505 01:22:36,343 --> 01:22:37,970 Ever since, your photo's been printed in the newspaper... 1506 01:22:38,045 --> 01:22:40,172 ...he's been staring at it. 1507 01:22:40,314 --> 01:22:42,111 That's how his health has improved. 1508 01:22:42,983 --> 01:22:44,041 Even the doctor has said... 1509 01:22:44,118 --> 01:22:46,177 ...that his health will improve drastically... 1510 01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:48,050 ...if you're around him. 1511 01:22:48,188 --> 01:22:49,519 King, come forward. 1512 01:22:49,656 --> 01:22:51,283 I too am not getting a break as a heroine. 1513 01:22:51,358 --> 01:22:53,121 Come on, hurry up. Fill it up. 1514 01:22:54,995 --> 01:22:57,327 You love me so much, friend? 1515 01:22:57,731 --> 01:22:59,995 Now, I'll constantly be around you. 1516 01:23:00,534 --> 01:23:03,401 Just wait till you get off this wheel chair. 1517 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,198 'The day I get off the chair, I'll make sure you occupy it.' 1518 01:23:06,507 --> 01:23:07,735 Today's a big day. 1519 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:11,073 I'm going to distribute money amongst the poor Australians. 1520 01:23:11,345 --> 01:23:13,074 I'm proud of you, Rangeela! 1521 01:23:13,747 --> 01:23:16,011 From now on, distribute money amongst the poor... 1522 01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:18,244 ...each time there's an improvement in Lucky's health. 1523 01:23:18,485 --> 01:23:20,510 Absolutely! I can't be miserly today. 1524 01:23:21,021 --> 01:23:23,353 'Fools! Throwing away my hard-earned money! ' 1525 01:23:23,423 --> 01:23:26,017 Lucky, what's wrong? Tell me! 1526 01:23:26,093 --> 01:23:28,755 Doctor has said that Lucky's tense about his work. 1527 01:23:29,663 --> 01:23:31,756 What tension? You tell me, I'll solve it for you. 1528 01:23:32,032 --> 01:23:34,296 There's a hot dog seller's truck parked at Coolangatta. 1529 01:23:34,768 --> 01:23:36,099 He wanted to get rid of it. 1530 01:23:36,370 --> 01:23:37,428 Such a measly job! 1531 01:23:37,504 --> 01:23:39,028 Ever heard of a King towing trucks? 1532 01:23:39,239 --> 01:23:42,640 Brother, there are two big restaurants in front of the truck. 1533 01:23:43,043 --> 01:23:45,705 Their business is suffering a lot. 1534 01:23:45,779 --> 01:23:48,043 The restaurant owners are King's good friends. 1535 01:23:48,382 --> 01:23:50,043 King had promised them. 1536 01:23:51,051 --> 01:23:53,110 Then fulfill his promise! 1537 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:54,617 Go and get rid of the truck! 1538 01:23:54,688 --> 01:23:57,122 'For once, he spoke like a King! ' 1539 01:23:57,191 --> 01:23:58,249 Do one thing. 1540 01:23:59,059 --> 01:24:00,253 Don't leave the truck anywhere. 1541 01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:05,458 Leave it at his place and give him some money as well. 1542 01:24:06,366 --> 01:24:08,334 'Fool finally showed his true colours! ' 1543 01:24:09,069 --> 01:24:10,127 What happened? 1544 01:24:10,204 --> 01:24:12,069 King needs your blessings. 1545 01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,156 Why are you doing this to me? 1546 01:24:31,091 --> 01:24:35,152 Where are you taking me? Stop it! Please let me go. 1547 01:24:37,164 --> 01:24:40,156 Tell your son not to go there ever again to do business. 1548 01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:42,359 If he puts his van there, we'll kill him. 1549 01:24:42,436 --> 01:24:44,427 Is there a circus happening here? Go! 1550 01:24:45,839 --> 01:24:47,704 We are a family of 7 people. 1551 01:24:48,842 --> 01:24:50,104 One more is to come. 1552 01:24:51,111 --> 01:24:52,169 What's wrong? 1553 01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:53,537 Isn't he agreeing? 1554 01:24:54,248 --> 01:24:55,772 Aren't we? The fool... 1555 01:24:56,316 --> 01:25:01,253 Udaas, this truck is their source of livelihood. 1556 01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:05,115 He's asking us what price we can pay... 1557 01:25:05,192 --> 01:25:08,457 ...for seven people going hungry for the rest of their lives. 1558 01:25:09,529 --> 01:25:12,123 If you can calculate the exact amount, we'll accept it... 1559 01:25:12,199 --> 01:25:14,793 ...without even counting it. 1560 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:18,136 If we can estimate the cost... 1561 01:25:18,205 --> 01:25:20,867 ...he'll accept it without counting. 1562 01:25:48,502 --> 01:25:52,632 Any fool says anything then come to us. Okay? 1563 01:25:57,911 --> 01:26:01,176 If any problem, call me. 1564 01:26:08,221 --> 01:26:09,711 You are like God to me. 1565 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:10,916 God to me! 1566 01:26:17,931 --> 01:26:19,796 Gardener, what flower is this? 1567 01:26:21,668 --> 01:26:22,794 Don't you know this much? 1568 01:26:23,937 --> 01:26:25,199 Whoever made you a gardener! 1569 01:26:26,373 --> 01:26:28,568 Now a servant will glare at me?! 1570 01:26:29,209 --> 01:26:31,404 Listen to me, you... - Dear! 1571 01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:33,939 Forgive him. He's your father's age. 1572 01:26:34,848 --> 01:26:37,681 No, he's my grandfather's age. 1573 01:26:38,218 --> 01:26:40,277 The candles on his birthday cake... 1574 01:26:40,354 --> 01:26:41,412 ...must cost more than the cake. 1575 01:26:41,888 --> 01:26:43,219 Lousy senior citizens! 1576 01:26:47,694 --> 01:26:51,687 Hey Devdas! Who are you day dreaming about? 1577 01:26:52,299 --> 01:26:53,891 Watchman, I'm talking to you! 1578 01:26:55,902 --> 01:26:58,769 I've been watching you day dream about women all day! 1579 01:26:58,972 --> 01:27:00,234 Why don't you do your duty? 1580 01:27:00,707 --> 01:27:01,969 Go, do your job. 1581 01:27:02,676 --> 01:27:04,906 Go! Please? 1582 01:27:05,979 --> 01:27:07,241 Please! 1583 01:27:07,914 --> 01:27:09,711 One has to pamper old servants. 1584 01:27:09,983 --> 01:27:12,247 Why is your mood spoilt? 1585 01:27:12,986 --> 01:27:15,250 Leave the poor servants alone. 1586 01:27:15,422 --> 01:27:16,480 The gardener knows nothing about flowers... 1587 01:27:16,556 --> 01:27:19,252 ...the watchman's day dreaming about girls... 1588 01:27:19,326 --> 01:27:20,384 ...the front page of the newspaper is always missing... 1589 01:27:20,460 --> 01:27:22,985 ...including the news channel on T.V. 1590 01:27:23,263 --> 01:27:24,594 What's going on this house? 1591 01:27:24,731 --> 01:27:25,789 I can't take it! 1592 01:27:26,266 --> 01:27:30,862 Listen idiots! Finish all of Lucky's chores. 1593 01:27:31,004 --> 01:27:32,562 He's not improved a tad since yesterday. 1594 01:27:33,273 --> 01:27:36,333 'Lf I move a finger, you all will give me a loss worth millions! ' 1595 01:27:36,410 --> 01:27:39,004 King had an unfinished job. - What's that? 1596 01:27:39,279 --> 01:27:41,338 'May you rot in hell, Julie! ' 1597 01:27:41,415 --> 01:27:44,509 An officer from Indian navy has seized King's booty. 1598 01:27:44,584 --> 01:27:48,611 He's a nobody! An honest Indian chap. 1599 01:27:48,688 --> 01:27:50,280 He had threatened King... 1600 01:27:50,357 --> 01:27:52,552 ...so we had made plans to kidnap his blind daughter. 1601 01:27:52,626 --> 01:27:54,560 Kidnap her? Why aren't you kidnapping her? 1602 01:27:54,628 --> 01:27:55,686 Go! Go! 1603 01:27:56,296 --> 01:27:57,524 'He'll surely change his mind now.' 1604 01:27:57,597 --> 01:27:58,757 One minute. 1605 01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:03,963 Did you just say that she's blind? - Yes. Blind child. 1606 01:28:04,037 --> 01:28:05,299 In that case, kidnap her, take her to the hospital... 1607 01:28:05,372 --> 01:28:07,636 ...and get her treated. 1608 01:28:07,707 --> 01:28:08,901 There he goes again! 1609 01:28:08,975 --> 01:28:10,909 What do you mean? 1610 01:28:11,545 --> 01:28:12,978 Who's our enemy? - Her father. 1611 01:28:13,046 --> 01:28:15,537 Exactly. Not the girl. 1612 01:28:15,782 --> 01:28:17,306 We'll get blessings. 1613 01:28:17,551 --> 01:28:21,317 Look! His finger is moving! - Improvement! 1614 01:28:21,388 --> 01:28:22,446 He moved his finger. 1615 01:28:22,522 --> 01:28:24,387 Slowly, he will start moving everything. 1616 01:28:25,325 --> 01:28:27,384 What a mess I am in. 1617 01:28:27,427 --> 01:28:29,952 It's a critical case of cortical blindness. 1618 01:28:30,297 --> 01:28:32,697 But I'm sure, I can make her eyes fine. 1619 01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:35,691 Fantastic! - Excuse me? 1620 01:28:37,170 --> 01:28:38,228 He's a good doctor. 1621 01:28:38,705 --> 01:28:39,899 Foreign education makes a difference. 1622 01:28:39,973 --> 01:28:42,840 You deposit the fee and I'll take care of the rest. 1623 01:28:43,710 --> 01:28:44,972 Excuse me, doctor! 1624 01:28:45,178 --> 01:28:46,236 Listen! 1625 01:28:52,919 --> 01:28:56,719 I know you, but I'm a little confused. 1626 01:28:57,390 --> 01:29:00,723 Before my mother died, I'd asked her... 1627 01:29:00,794 --> 01:29:05,254 ...when I'll be able to see again. 1628 01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:09,727 She said that she's going to meet God. 1629 01:29:09,936 --> 01:29:15,738 There she'll request Him to come down to earth to fix my eyes. 1630 01:29:16,476 --> 01:29:20,207 I asked her if God will have any time for me. 1631 01:29:20,747 --> 01:29:22,738 She said, why not? 1632 01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:28,755 And if he's very busy, he'll send his friend instead. 1633 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:33,225 Hence, I'm confused whether you are God or his friend. 1634 01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:41,226 Uncle, tell me, are you God or his friend? 1635 01:29:47,907 --> 01:29:50,171 This is the Indian market of this country. - Really? 1636 01:29:50,243 --> 01:29:53,770 It's the best place for wedding shopping. - Happy. 1637 01:29:54,514 --> 01:29:56,243 Yes, mom! - Sorry! - What happened? 1638 01:29:56,449 --> 01:29:57,780 No, the wedding date can't be changed as... 1639 01:29:57,851 --> 01:29:59,443 ...Saint Divine Finger has fixed it. 1640 01:29:59,519 --> 01:30:01,043 What could I do? It was very slippery. 1641 01:30:01,121 --> 01:30:02,179 Yes, that's right. 1642 01:30:02,255 --> 01:30:05,918 Even now I'm with your future daughter-in-law. 1643 01:30:07,394 --> 01:30:08,452 Hold on for a minute. 1644 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:10,791 You all carry on, I'll join you. 1645 01:30:11,131 --> 01:30:12,189 Come soon. 1646 01:30:12,799 --> 01:30:13,857 Yes, mom. 1647 01:30:13,933 --> 01:30:17,130 Dear, your dad's refused to come for the wedding. 1648 01:30:17,337 --> 01:30:22,468 Tell him that aunt Rose can help him in his business. 1649 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:23,804 Tell him to think about that. 1650 01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,811 Really? - Bye. 1651 01:30:39,025 --> 01:30:40,151 Oh no! - What happened? 1652 01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:41,955 You're too funny! 1653 01:30:42,362 --> 01:30:43,829 C'mon Anjali, hurry up! 1654 01:30:48,835 --> 01:30:50,826 Tanya! - Raftaar! 1655 01:30:52,505 --> 01:30:53,836 I'm seeing you after 6 years! 1656 01:30:54,374 --> 01:30:56,842 How've you been? - I'm fine. And you? 1657 01:30:58,445 --> 01:30:59,503 I'm fine. 1658 01:30:59,846 --> 01:31:02,440 Driver, where's ma'am Sonia? 1659 01:31:02,982 --> 01:31:04,449 She must be around, sir. 1660 01:31:04,918 --> 01:31:05,976 These servants are such brats! 1661 01:31:06,052 --> 01:31:07,314 All seem to be hanging around girls. 1662 01:31:08,121 --> 01:31:10,055 I'm glad to see you like this. 1663 01:31:10,457 --> 01:31:12,448 So, you've finally changed your ways. 1664 01:31:14,461 --> 01:31:19,262 You left without informing... - What could I say? 1665 01:31:19,532 --> 01:31:21,261 Mom, let's go! 1666 01:31:23,870 --> 01:31:25,132 Is she your daughter? - Yes. 1667 01:31:25,205 --> 01:31:26,263 How old is she? 1668 01:31:27,006 --> 01:31:28,064 She's 5 years old. 1669 01:31:28,875 --> 01:31:31,343 I'll get going. Let's go, Anjali. 1670 01:31:31,878 --> 01:31:35,006 Why did you lie to uncle? 1671 01:31:35,415 --> 01:31:36,882 I'm 6 years old. 1672 01:31:41,888 --> 01:31:44,880 Oh Lord. 1673 01:31:46,426 --> 01:31:49,953 Mom! - Let's go. Father is waiting. 1674 01:31:57,904 --> 01:31:59,428 Happy! - Yes? 1675 01:31:59,506 --> 01:32:02,634 How's this? - Your kids will be born after 1 year. 1676 01:32:02,909 --> 01:32:03,967 Why shop for them now? 1677 01:32:05,311 --> 01:32:07,108 These are for me! 1678 01:32:08,047 --> 01:32:11,642 Look, even the mannequins are blushing. Have some shame! 1679 01:32:11,918 --> 01:32:13,044 Let's try another store. 1680 01:32:13,119 --> 01:32:15,986 Come, I'll buy you good Indian clothes. 1681 01:32:19,592 --> 01:32:21,651 If you wear Indian clothes in the wedding... 1682 01:32:22,462 --> 01:32:23,520 Hey! 1683 01:32:25,932 --> 01:32:27,456 I'll kill you, you criminal! 1684 01:32:29,269 --> 01:32:31,066 Let's get out of here, Sonia! Come. 1685 01:32:34,941 --> 01:32:35,999 Sonia! 1686 01:32:37,210 --> 01:32:39,269 Happy! What's going on? Who are these people? 1687 01:32:39,946 --> 01:32:41,004 Happy. 1688 01:32:42,615 --> 01:32:46,278 Happy, be careful! 1689 01:32:46,953 --> 01:32:49,353 Hey! - Sonia! 1690 01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:54,358 Leave me, criminals! Happy! 1691 01:33:02,168 --> 01:33:05,569 Mom! - Hey! 1692 01:33:11,644 --> 01:33:14,704 Anjali! - Come, my dear. - Dear. - Mummy. 1693 01:33:14,981 --> 01:33:16,642 A person like you can never change! - Tanya, listen to me! 1694 01:33:16,716 --> 01:33:19,048 Let go off my daughter! - Tanya, listen to me! 1695 01:33:19,986 --> 01:33:21,044 What happened? - Happy! 1696 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,179 That's my daughter... 1697 01:33:23,990 --> 01:33:26,117 Who are you talking about? 1698 01:33:26,526 --> 01:33:28,653 Ever thought of how many kids you've orphaned? 1699 01:33:28,995 --> 01:33:35,992 Oh Lord. 1700 01:33:40,273 --> 01:33:41,331 Leave me, I'll kill you! 1701 01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:54,019 You better watch yourselves. 1702 01:34:01,628 --> 01:34:02,686 Happy! 1703 01:34:06,032 --> 01:34:07,090 Happy! 1704 01:34:20,713 --> 01:34:24,046 Singh is king. 1705 01:34:24,117 --> 01:34:26,051 Singh is king. 1706 01:34:27,453 --> 01:34:31,116 Singh is king. 1707 01:34:31,190 --> 01:34:32,248 Happy! 1708 01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:39,731 Sonia! - Happy! 1709 01:34:39,799 --> 01:34:41,528 They want to kill you! 1710 01:34:46,205 --> 01:34:47,263 Stop you! 1711 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,138 Happy! 1712 01:35:13,232 --> 01:35:15,700 Why do they want to kill you? Happy! 1713 01:35:16,235 --> 01:35:18,430 I'd sent a criminal to jail last week. 1714 01:35:18,504 --> 01:35:20,096 They're probably here to take revenge. 1715 01:35:22,375 --> 01:35:23,433 What do we do now? 1716 01:35:24,577 --> 01:35:25,635 Ever flown a helicopter? 1717 01:35:25,712 --> 01:35:26,770 No Happy! 1718 01:35:26,846 --> 01:35:28,438 Do you know how to fly? - Shut up! 1719 01:35:28,715 --> 01:35:30,114 But I'm sure you know how to swim! 1720 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:31,241 C'mon Sonia! - Oh my God! 1721 01:35:31,317 --> 01:35:36,311 Jump! - Hail Guru Nanak Singh! 1722 01:35:46,265 --> 01:35:48,130 Are we still alive? - Yes, we are. 1723 01:35:49,135 --> 01:35:50,602 Are you sure? - Come, Ms Sonia. 1724 01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:53,202 Slow. Thank you. - Careful. 1725 01:35:54,140 --> 01:35:56,267 Thank you. We're almost there. - Thank you. 1726 01:35:57,276 --> 01:35:58,334 Any improvement? 1727 01:35:58,411 --> 01:36:00,140 Tremendous improvement! 1728 01:36:00,213 --> 01:36:03,410 Great! Distribute money amongst the poor. 1729 01:36:03,483 --> 01:36:04,677 They'll bless us. 1730 01:36:04,751 --> 01:36:06,685 But we have a problem. - What's that? 1731 01:36:06,753 --> 01:36:08,414 From where do we find poor people? 1732 01:36:08,488 --> 01:36:11,150 India is full of them. 1733 01:36:11,224 --> 01:36:13,624 Suitcases filled with money are being dispatched every day. 1734 01:36:14,293 --> 01:36:15,555 Mom, they're robbing you! 1735 01:36:16,229 --> 01:36:17,890 Why would anyone rob me? 1736 01:36:18,498 --> 01:36:20,489 What would they find except flowers? 1737 01:36:21,501 --> 01:36:22,559 Flowers?! 1738 01:36:25,705 --> 01:36:29,163 I mean, flowers should be watered. Or they wither. 1739 01:36:29,509 --> 01:36:30,771 C'mon, water them! 1740 01:36:33,312 --> 01:36:35,177 You seem to know a lot about flowers! 1741 01:36:36,182 --> 01:36:37,240 Of course! 1742 01:36:37,316 --> 01:36:38,374 She's Phoolan Devi! ('Phool' means flower) 1743 01:36:40,653 --> 01:36:43,588 C'mon, scoot! Go! 1744 01:36:44,190 --> 01:36:45,316 It's almost evening. 1745 01:36:45,391 --> 01:36:46,449 I've been asking you since morning... 1746 01:36:46,526 --> 01:36:47,720 ...but nobody seems to know anything! 1747 01:36:47,794 --> 01:36:51,594 Sonia! - Where've you been all morning? 1748 01:36:53,666 --> 01:36:55,531 Where were you? - I was... 1749 01:36:55,601 --> 01:36:57,193 Why weren't you taking my calls? 1750 01:36:57,336 --> 01:37:00,464 Oh! 13 missed calls. 1751 01:37:01,207 --> 01:37:02,868 It was on silent, that's why... 1752 01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:04,204 But where were you? 1753 01:37:04,343 --> 01:37:05,935 You didn't even inform anyone! 1754 01:37:06,212 --> 01:37:07,873 I'd gone to purchase your wedding cards. 1755 01:37:11,350 --> 01:37:13,750 Come here. - Careful! I'm wearing new shoes. 1756 01:37:14,554 --> 01:37:16,613 Why did you have to take Julie along? 1757 01:37:16,689 --> 01:37:19,681 Because she knew where exactly one would get wedding cards! 1758 01:37:21,227 --> 01:37:22,353 What's the problem? 1759 01:37:22,895 --> 01:37:24,760 I think it's a shoe problem. 1760 01:37:24,831 --> 01:37:27,231 Happy, you're different. 1761 01:37:27,700 --> 01:37:28,758 She's different. 1762 01:37:29,235 --> 01:37:30,566 She's not your type. 1763 01:37:31,437 --> 01:37:35,567 Since I'm a manager, only a typist would qualify as my type. 1764 01:37:36,709 --> 01:37:38,836 All right, my job was to warn you and so I did. 1765 01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:40,912 Now, it's up to you and your typist. 1766 01:37:47,653 --> 01:37:49,587 Why are you smiling? What happened? 1767 01:37:53,259 --> 01:37:58,458 No, it's not a shoe problem! - You've fallen in love! 1768 01:37:58,798 --> 01:38:01,323 I'd once fallen in love. 1769 01:38:03,269 --> 01:38:06,261 I was leaving my girlfriend's house... 1770 01:38:06,339 --> 01:38:08,807 ...when my wife caught me red-handed. 1771 01:38:09,342 --> 01:38:12,004 I lost both the women on the same day! 1772 01:38:12,278 --> 01:38:14,405 Udaas, drink up! 1773 01:38:15,748 --> 01:38:18,273 Julie, how come we didn't realize... 1774 01:38:18,351 --> 01:38:20,546 ...that Sonia is in love with Happy? 1775 01:38:20,953 --> 01:38:22,011 Black. - What? 1776 01:38:22,288 --> 01:38:24,017 It's because you all are blind and deaf! 1777 01:38:24,957 --> 01:38:27,357 I've seen the love she feels for Happy in her eyes. 1778 01:38:27,426 --> 01:38:29,758 Hello Ms. Roppad! - I'm from Patiala! 1779 01:38:29,829 --> 01:38:31,353 Yes, that's what. 1780 01:38:31,898 --> 01:38:36,301 You've seen the love in her eyes, now look at her wedding invitation. 1781 01:38:37,303 --> 01:38:40,898 Why's she marrying that idiot, when she's in love with Happy? 1782 01:38:40,973 --> 01:38:43,032 She herself doesn't know she loves him. 1783 01:38:43,309 --> 01:38:44,970 How's that possible? 1784 01:38:45,311 --> 01:38:46,972 It happens at times, Guru. 1785 01:38:47,313 --> 01:38:50,771 She gets restless if Happy leaves her for a little while. 1786 01:38:52,318 --> 01:38:56,049 She feels jealous if he's talking to another girl. 1787 01:38:56,322 --> 01:38:57,914 If this is not love, then what is it? 1788 01:38:58,324 --> 01:38:59,382 Foolishness! 1789 01:38:59,659 --> 01:39:01,320 Mika, empty glass?! 1790 01:39:02,528 --> 01:39:03,586 But my heart's filled with grief! 1791 01:39:03,996 --> 01:39:08,330 I won't drink a single peg until Happy and Sonia are united. 1792 01:39:08,401 --> 01:39:12,599 But first let's find out whether Happy loves Sonia or not. 1793 01:39:12,672 --> 01:39:16,802 He's crazy about her! He misses her all day. 1794 01:39:17,476 --> 01:39:20,343 He had planned his marital and family life... 1795 01:39:20,413 --> 01:39:22,540 ...the minute he saw her in Egypt! 1796 01:39:23,082 --> 01:39:28,349 It's because of ma'am Rose, he's getting her married to that idiot. 1797 01:39:28,621 --> 01:39:33,354 I think my best friend Happy will remain a bachelor for life. 1798 01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:38,763 Idiots, do something about Happy! 1799 01:39:40,766 --> 01:39:41,960 Hats off to you, sir! 1800 01:39:42,368 --> 01:39:47,362 You sleep at 3 a.m. And wake up early to go jogging! Strange! 1801 01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:48,498 How do you manage it. 1802 01:39:48,574 --> 01:39:50,838 3 a. M? You fool! I sleep at 10 every night. 1803 01:39:50,910 --> 01:39:54,505 What are you saying? Weren't you talking to ma'am Sonia till 3... 1804 01:39:55,781 --> 01:39:57,715 That wasn't you? 1805 01:39:57,850 --> 01:40:01,047 Oh! It must be Sir Happy. 1806 01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:05,386 He doesn't sleep all night and wakes up late in the morning. 1807 01:40:05,925 --> 01:40:07,654 I guess they were discussing your wedding details. 1808 01:40:07,727 --> 01:40:10,525 Udaas! - Yes. - Hurry up! 1809 01:40:10,596 --> 01:40:11,722 Coming! - You may go. 1810 01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:15,867 Thank you. - Sir, juice for you. 1811 01:40:16,402 --> 01:40:18,393 Sir, Sonia ma'am is not to be seen. 1812 01:40:18,671 --> 01:40:19,933 Have you gone crazy? - Why? 1813 01:40:20,006 --> 01:40:21,405 Why would she be here? 1814 01:40:21,874 --> 01:40:24,069 Go to Sir Happy, if you want to find her. 1815 01:40:24,410 --> 01:40:25,934 They are always together. 1816 01:40:26,412 --> 01:40:27,470 Drink your juice, sir? 1817 01:40:31,083 --> 01:40:33,415 The names of these flowers are very complicated. 1818 01:40:33,486 --> 01:40:34,680 I can never remember them. 1819 01:40:35,154 --> 01:40:37,088 Hence, I've named them myself. 1820 01:40:37,757 --> 01:40:39,486 Good, let's hear their names. 1821 01:40:39,759 --> 01:40:43,422 These two flowers with their heads together... 1822 01:40:43,496 --> 01:40:48,024 ...are Sonia ma'am and Happy sir. Forever blossoming! 1823 01:40:48,567 --> 01:40:53,027 The withered flower over there is Puneet sir. 1824 01:40:53,439 --> 01:40:55,703 Remains withered, no matter how much you water it! 1825 01:41:00,780 --> 01:41:04,841 Mr. Pooh, listen to me. I'll tell you a secret. 1826 01:41:04,917 --> 01:41:06,646 Please Mika, I can't take it. 1827 01:41:06,986 --> 01:41:08,044 I don't want to hear a word. 1828 01:41:09,455 --> 01:41:14,654 Then listen, all the servants are fooling you. 1829 01:41:15,194 --> 01:41:16,718 They are making dumb-bells of you! 1830 01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:20,727 They are trying to break you and Sonia up. 1831 01:41:21,133 --> 01:41:23,601 Don't be fooled by them. Bewares! 1832 01:41:28,007 --> 01:41:32,068 Have you lost it? Why are you talking to yourself? 1833 01:41:32,478 --> 01:41:33,536 Talking to myself?! 1834 01:41:36,816 --> 01:41:38,750 Well, one prays to God when alone. 1835 01:41:39,151 --> 01:41:42,018 God! Save my brother Lucky. 1836 01:41:42,822 --> 01:41:45,017 That depends on his luck. You look after yourself first. 1837 01:41:45,491 --> 01:41:47,891 He'll be fine soon, you'll see! 1838 01:41:49,829 --> 01:41:55,028 See? She just added insult to my injury. 1839 01:42:04,643 --> 01:42:05,701 I got it! 1840 01:42:09,648 --> 01:42:11,172 Are you hurt? 1841 01:42:11,517 --> 01:42:12,575 Show me. 1842 01:42:14,653 --> 01:42:17,588 It's your fault! - No, it's your fault. 1843 01:42:31,137 --> 01:42:34,538 Wow! Just another of mom's varied businesses! 1844 01:42:34,874 --> 01:42:37,206 This show is so amazing, don't you think? 1845 01:42:37,877 --> 01:42:40,209 You enjoy, if you're liking it. 1846 01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:43,280 I've been noticing since two days that you aren't happy. 1847 01:42:44,750 --> 01:42:47,878 That's right, Sonia. I'm not Happy. I'm Puneet. 1848 01:42:48,954 --> 01:42:51,889 But now I think I too should be Happy. Know why? 1849 01:42:52,558 --> 01:42:55,288 Because Happy is really happy, but Puneet isn't. 1850 01:42:59,965 --> 01:43:01,227 What are you talking about? 1851 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:05,100 You're marrying me but talk to Happy all night! 1852 01:43:06,172 --> 01:43:08,970 You are always with him. 1853 01:43:09,241 --> 01:43:10,299 What is this, Sonia? 1854 01:43:12,244 --> 01:43:14,838 You think there's something going on between Happy and me? 1855 01:43:14,914 --> 01:43:16,711 Yes, I do. 1856 01:43:19,251 --> 01:43:22,186 I'm not as rich as you but that doesn't mean I'll tolerate all this. 1857 01:43:22,321 --> 01:43:23,583 I can't take it! 1858 01:43:24,256 --> 01:43:26,781 You're so shallow and cheap! 1859 01:43:27,860 --> 01:43:29,327 You're doubting me?! 1860 01:43:29,595 --> 01:43:32,587 Listen, if you're having second thoughts about the wedding... 1861 01:43:32,665 --> 01:43:33,859 ...let me know beforehand. 1862 01:43:33,933 --> 01:43:34,991 Enough Puneet! 1863 01:43:35,067 --> 01:43:37,592 Another word and I'll forget all about my book... 1864 01:43:37,670 --> 01:43:40,002 ...and commit a crime right here! 1865 01:44:04,630 --> 01:44:09,363 Puneet, did you manage to catch any fish? 1866 01:44:09,768 --> 01:44:11,235 Why are you upset? 1867 01:44:18,777 --> 01:44:21,177 You are a manager, stay in your limits. 1868 01:44:21,647 --> 01:44:23,638 Don't try to get friendly with me. 1869 01:44:24,383 --> 01:44:26,317 It's wrong. 1870 01:44:27,386 --> 01:44:31,652 Not what you did right now, but what you're doing to her. 1871 01:44:32,258 --> 01:44:36,126 You love her, don't you? Then why can't you see her happy? 1872 01:44:36,729 --> 01:44:40,062 You can't stand her laughter! What kind of a love is this? 1873 01:44:42,668 --> 01:44:44,397 I said, shut up! 1874 01:44:44,670 --> 01:44:47,332 Why are you asking me to shut up? 1875 01:44:48,941 --> 01:44:50,408 Is it because she laughs with me? 1876 01:44:52,411 --> 01:44:54,743 Don't people laugh looking at a joker in a circus? 1877 01:44:55,681 --> 01:44:57,672 I'm a joker in ma'am Sonia's life. 1878 01:45:00,352 --> 01:45:05,949 Do I seem so intelligent to you, that I can impress a writer? 1879 01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:13,354 Sonia is one in a million, and she loves you! 1880 01:45:13,432 --> 01:45:15,297 And that makes you one in a billion! 1881 01:45:16,969 --> 01:45:23,238 I'm just an illiterate fool! A 'villager' like you say in English. 1882 01:45:23,709 --> 01:45:24,767 I am everything. 1883 01:45:27,446 --> 01:45:33,043 I can only make people laugh, not win their hearts. 1884 01:45:35,721 --> 01:45:37,188 Come with me for a minute. 1885 01:45:40,059 --> 01:45:42,459 What's wrong with the two of you? 1886 01:45:42,728 --> 01:45:44,719 You are getting married in two days... 1887 01:45:44,797 --> 01:45:46,731 ...and are doubting your love for each other?! 1888 01:45:47,333 --> 01:45:51,861 Come on, shake hands. Come on. Sonia, get your hand. 1889 01:45:52,805 --> 01:45:58,744 Very good. Now hug each other. Come on. Very good. 1890 01:45:58,811 --> 01:46:01,143 Very good. Now that's how it should be! Very good. 1891 01:46:34,780 --> 01:46:40,776 I've lost my heart to someone. 1892 01:46:40,853 --> 01:46:46,189 I've found my happiness. 1893 01:46:46,258 --> 01:46:51,992 I'm dreaming about someone. 1894 01:46:52,064 --> 01:46:57,798 I've found my happiness. 1895 01:46:57,870 --> 01:47:03,001 A bond that has touched my heart. 1896 01:47:03,542 --> 01:47:07,945 It's drawing me towards you. 1897 01:47:08,213 --> 01:47:11,148 Closer towards you... 1898 01:47:11,216 --> 01:47:13,878 Closer towards you, God. 1899 01:47:13,952 --> 01:47:16,546 Closer towards you... 1900 01:47:16,822 --> 01:47:19,154 Closer towards you, God. 1901 01:47:19,825 --> 01:47:22,555 Closer towards you... 1902 01:47:22,828 --> 01:47:25,353 Closer towards you, God. 1903 01:47:25,431 --> 01:47:28,161 Closer towards you... 1904 01:47:28,233 --> 01:47:31,168 Closer towards you... 1905 01:47:43,849 --> 01:47:46,249 The intoxicating ambience... 1906 01:47:46,518 --> 01:47:49,851 The dark clouds giving way... 1907 01:47:49,922 --> 01:47:53,858 ...to a whole new world above me. 1908 01:47:55,127 --> 01:47:57,857 Nature is rejoicing. 1909 01:47:57,930 --> 01:48:00,398 It's calling out my name. 1910 01:48:00,866 --> 01:48:04,859 Why is the universe being so kind? 1911 01:48:05,404 --> 01:48:07,872 God, all I know is that... 1912 01:48:07,940 --> 01:48:09,874 ...there's no denying... 1913 01:48:09,942 --> 01:48:11,876 ...my feelings for you. 1914 01:48:12,077 --> 01:48:16,605 I'm being drawn towards you. 1915 01:48:16,949 --> 01:48:19,611 Closer towards you... 1916 01:48:19,885 --> 01:48:22,615 Closer towards you, God. 1917 01:48:22,888 --> 01:48:27,882 Closer towards you... 1918 01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:31,158 Closer towards you... 1919 01:48:31,230 --> 01:48:33,960 Closer towards you, God. 1920 01:48:34,032 --> 01:48:40,096 Closer towards you... 1921 01:49:13,372 --> 01:49:15,704 I'm a black belt champion! 1922 01:49:15,774 --> 01:49:17,173 I'll break your bones if you come near me! 1923 01:49:36,595 --> 01:49:38,722 Let's dump him in the car and chop him into pieces! 1924 01:49:38,797 --> 01:49:40,264 No gang has harassed us as much as he has! 1925 01:49:40,566 --> 01:49:43,057 I'm neither connected to any of the gang groups... 1926 01:49:43,135 --> 01:49:45,330 ...nor do I mess with the underworld. 1927 01:49:45,404 --> 01:49:47,133 You're definitely misunderstood. 1928 01:49:47,206 --> 01:49:48,468 No, we've got the right person. 1929 01:49:49,675 --> 01:49:54,112 You're definitely mistaken. I'm just a tourist! 1930 01:49:54,179 --> 01:49:55,669 You aren't a tourist, but a terrorist! 1931 01:49:56,181 --> 01:49:58,149 You've terrorized the servants! 1932 01:49:58,217 --> 01:49:59,741 You bit me so hard, you dog! 1933 01:49:59,818 --> 01:50:02,616 Your voices sound very familiar. 1934 01:50:02,688 --> 01:50:04,747 Our faces too are very familiar! 1935 01:50:04,823 --> 01:50:06,757 Look! - You fools! 1936 01:50:06,825 --> 01:50:09,089 You called me Devdas. - All of you... 1937 01:50:09,161 --> 01:50:10,685 You idiot! 1938 01:50:11,597 --> 01:50:13,258 The wedding should take place smoothly. 1939 01:50:13,332 --> 01:50:15,163 I'll call the priest. Okay. 1940 01:50:15,234 --> 01:50:16,360 King! - Stop panting! 1941 01:50:16,435 --> 01:50:17,493 King. - Tell me. 1942 01:50:17,803 --> 01:50:22,706 Yes, go ahead. - King, the heroes masks from my room are missing. 1943 01:50:22,774 --> 01:50:24,207 I think Puneet's life is in danger. 1944 01:50:24,276 --> 01:50:26,506 What?! - Yes, come along. - I'll explain everything. 1945 01:50:31,450 --> 01:50:32,508 Bring him out! 1946 01:50:32,584 --> 01:50:35,280 C'mon step out! Come on, move! - Move! 1947 01:50:36,188 --> 01:50:38,213 How dare you, you fools! 1948 01:50:38,590 --> 01:50:40,148 Get home, I'll fire each one of you! 1949 01:50:40,225 --> 01:50:45,253 Fire us later, let me chop your insides first. 1950 01:50:47,532 --> 01:50:50,194 You idiots! Is this the time to cut vegetables? 1951 01:50:50,269 --> 01:50:52,237 This is the first time we've used the knife to cut vegetables. 1952 01:50:52,471 --> 01:50:55,338 Show him what all we've cut before. 1953 01:50:58,210 --> 01:50:59,268 Look here. 1954 01:51:03,282 --> 01:51:05,307 This is the front page of the newspaper. 1955 01:51:05,651 --> 01:51:07,585 This gardener used to hide it every morning. 1956 01:51:08,620 --> 01:51:09,780 Devdas! 1957 01:51:11,189 --> 01:51:13,248 My face looks stuffed to you, doesn't it? 1958 01:51:14,426 --> 01:51:17,589 And I'm the driver who blocked the news telecast in your room. 1959 01:51:18,297 --> 01:51:20,197 I'm in trouble. I can't take it! 1960 01:51:21,199 --> 01:51:22,257 Where are you off to? 1961 01:51:25,337 --> 01:51:27,362 Today, I'll stuff your insides! 1962 01:51:27,439 --> 01:51:30,237 Please listen to me, what's your good name? 1963 01:51:30,309 --> 01:51:35,372 Is it Potato Singh or Stuffed Knife? Please don't mind... - Shut up! 1964 01:51:35,447 --> 01:51:36,846 Hey! - No! 1965 01:51:43,255 --> 01:51:45,314 What are you doing? - Happy! 1966 01:51:48,794 --> 01:51:51,285 No matter how hard one tries, you people won't change. 1967 01:51:52,698 --> 01:51:54,598 He's getting married to ma'am Sonia tomorrow. 1968 01:51:55,200 --> 01:51:57,293 If you kill him, who will marry her? 1969 01:51:57,369 --> 01:52:00,600 You will. You too are in love with her, aren't you? 1970 01:52:04,276 --> 01:52:06,267 Wonder from where this guy came in between! 1971 01:52:08,246 --> 01:52:10,714 He didn't come in between, I did. 1972 01:52:12,584 --> 01:52:14,279 If you want to kill someone, kill me! 1973 01:52:14,653 --> 01:52:17,315 Rangeela got drunk and spoke nonsense. 1974 01:52:17,889 --> 01:52:18,947 And you all believed him?! 1975 01:52:19,224 --> 01:52:20,316 How could you? 1976 01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:24,723 Guru, you are sensible. You should've stopped them. 1977 01:52:29,301 --> 01:52:31,394 Hey! - He escaped, that fool! 1978 01:52:35,307 --> 01:52:38,299 He'll tell everything to Sonia. What now, King? 1979 01:52:47,352 --> 01:52:50,788 You've helped my mother a lot. Thank you, Happy. 1980 01:52:52,324 --> 01:52:53,985 I mean, thank you King. 1981 01:52:56,261 --> 01:52:57,319 Sonia! 1982 01:52:57,929 --> 01:52:59,294 I'm just telling the truth. 1983 01:52:59,564 --> 01:53:02,658 But it sounds bitter this time, doesn't it King? 1984 01:53:05,303 --> 01:53:07,464 You addressed him correctly this time. 1985 01:53:07,939 --> 01:53:11,375 He indeed is our King. 1986 01:53:11,943 --> 01:53:13,934 But do you know why he became King? 1987 01:53:14,346 --> 01:53:20,342 So that he can keep us criminals from committing more crimes! 1988 01:53:22,354 --> 01:53:25,289 Yes, so that we come to our senses... 1989 01:53:25,357 --> 01:53:30,351 ...and think why we're doing what we're doing. 1990 01:53:31,463 --> 01:53:34,296 Sonia, you believe that the death of criminals... 1991 01:53:34,366 --> 01:53:36,891 ...would mark the end of crime. 1992 01:53:37,636 --> 01:53:41,697 But our King believes that only love can conquer hatred. 1993 01:53:42,007 --> 01:53:47,343 Without firing a single bullet, he's put an end to the evil in us. 1994 01:53:47,412 --> 01:53:51,371 He didn't become King to enjoy the perks of it. 1995 01:53:51,917 --> 01:53:55,409 He did it in order to take our real King back to his village. 1996 01:53:55,654 --> 01:53:57,485 To make him realize his mistakes... 1997 01:53:57,556 --> 01:53:59,387 ...to show him the correct path... 1998 01:53:59,458 --> 01:54:01,756 ...and to reunite him with his parents. 1999 01:54:07,632 --> 01:54:10,396 Sonia, I've spent my entire life In the world of crime. 2000 01:54:11,837 --> 01:54:16,001 But I've never seen such a King In the entire history of crime. 2001 01:54:17,843 --> 01:54:22,337 Ma'am, my friend is no King. He's just a Singh, Happy Singh... 2002 01:54:22,414 --> 01:54:25,008 ...who wants to see everyone happy. 2003 01:54:25,083 --> 01:54:29,076 And especially me, who he considers his mother. 2004 01:54:31,089 --> 01:54:34,024 I once happened to give him food when he was hungry. 2005 01:54:34,092 --> 01:54:36,424 Ever since, he considers all my troubles as his. 2006 01:54:38,697 --> 01:54:43,100 You fool, no one returns such a huge favour for a slice of bread. 2007 01:54:44,035 --> 01:54:46,936 He did all this so you could get married. 2008 01:54:49,374 --> 01:54:51,467 But will I get married now? 2009 01:54:54,446 --> 01:54:58,473 Will Puneet marry me after knowing the truth? 2010 01:54:59,551 --> 01:55:00,609 Of course, I will! 2011 01:55:09,427 --> 01:55:13,386 I would've accepted you even if they had killed me... 2012 01:55:13,465 --> 01:55:15,490 ...instead of kidnapping me. 2013 01:55:16,902 --> 01:55:18,893 You being rich or poor makes no difference to me. 2014 01:55:20,739 --> 01:55:22,570 I love you not for your money. 2015 01:55:28,446 --> 01:55:29,606 We'll get married tomorrow. 2016 01:55:29,848 --> 01:55:32,544 Towards you. - Let's go. 2017 01:55:32,617 --> 01:55:34,744 Towards you. 2018 01:55:35,487 --> 01:55:39,514 Towards you. 2019 01:55:39,591 --> 01:55:40,853 Puneet, one minute. 2020 01:55:43,094 --> 01:55:45,961 All of you please come to my wedding tomorrow. 2021 01:55:49,901 --> 01:55:52,096 Happy, you too. 2022 01:56:03,114 --> 01:56:04,172 Sonia, let's go. 2023 01:56:07,786 --> 01:56:09,811 This boy needs a psychiatrist! 2024 01:56:10,488 --> 01:56:13,514 He's marrying the girl King is in love with! 2025 01:56:14,059 --> 01:56:15,720 He'll put our lives in danger too! 2026 01:56:15,794 --> 01:56:17,455 Mom, dad, you're worried about your lives... 2027 01:56:17,529 --> 01:56:19,997 ...here my wedding is in danger! - Don't worry, dad. 2028 01:56:20,065 --> 01:56:22,465 This man standing behind me is taking me to a person... 2029 01:56:22,534 --> 01:56:24,798 ...who'll get rid of this danger for good. 2030 01:56:26,504 --> 01:56:28,768 For the past 30 years, this boy has been giving me headaches! 2031 01:56:29,140 --> 01:56:31,700 30? But he's only 29. 2032 01:56:31,776 --> 01:56:33,175 You were carrying him for a year, remember? 2033 01:57:11,750 --> 01:57:13,911 I can see everything. 2034 01:57:13,985 --> 01:57:18,581 Everything in this world has a price. 2035 01:57:20,592 --> 01:57:22,753 Nobody stays here forever. 2036 01:57:22,827 --> 01:57:24,658 I'm the winning horse. Don't take me to be a loser. 2037 01:57:24,729 --> 01:57:26,697 I'll be the King, my name is Mika. 2038 01:57:26,765 --> 01:57:27,823 Mika. 2039 01:57:30,535 --> 01:57:31,627 Mika. 2040 01:57:32,604 --> 01:57:33,730 Mika. 2041 01:57:34,673 --> 01:57:35,833 Mika. 2042 01:57:36,908 --> 01:57:37,966 Alright, stop! 2043 01:57:38,043 --> 01:57:39,601 Now, give me your attention. 2044 01:57:39,678 --> 01:57:42,613 I'm the best, so do as I say. 2045 01:57:42,681 --> 01:57:43,739 Money is the name of the game. 2046 01:57:43,815 --> 01:57:44,873 North, south, east or west... 2047 01:57:44,949 --> 01:57:46,007 The language of money is the same. 2048 01:57:46,084 --> 01:57:47,881 It's an old story, you better know. 2049 01:57:47,952 --> 01:57:49,943 If you give one hand, take two in return. 2050 01:57:50,021 --> 01:57:52,216 Listen up, this is the greatest lesson in the world. 2051 01:57:52,290 --> 01:57:54,622 All the great people have learnt this lesson. 2052 01:57:56,561 --> 01:57:59,724 That's me, Mika. 2053 01:58:01,633 --> 01:58:02,691 Mika! 2054 01:58:03,601 --> 01:58:05,626 I'd never imagined I'd see you here. 2055 01:58:06,638 --> 01:58:09,630 I like to surprise people, keep them in the dark. 2056 01:58:09,708 --> 01:58:11,198 That's Mika for you. 2057 01:58:11,276 --> 01:58:14,109 I thought that you couldn't see or hear properly. 2058 01:58:14,846 --> 01:58:19,579 It's not just you. I've convinced many people including... 2059 01:58:19,651 --> 01:58:25,317 ...my brother and Guru, into believing I'm blind and deaf. 2060 01:58:26,024 --> 01:58:27,889 What will you gain out of this? - Sympathy. 2061 01:58:28,927 --> 01:58:31,054 Mind game! - Mika. 2062 01:58:31,129 --> 01:58:34,656 My only concern is whether you'll be able to kill Happy or not. 2063 01:58:35,100 --> 01:58:37,660 Happy is my enemy first and then he's yours. 2064 01:58:42,107 --> 01:58:44,769 I've tried to kill him many times in the past. 2065 01:58:45,944 --> 01:58:51,348 You love Sonia while I love the King's throne! - Mika. 2066 01:58:52,751 --> 01:58:54,013 Then see you at the wedding! 2067 01:58:59,124 --> 01:59:01,285 Mika. - Brother Mika! 2068 01:59:01,893 --> 01:59:03,622 What a performance! I bet he never suspected... 2069 01:59:03,695 --> 01:59:06,220 ...that you can't see! 2070 01:59:07,065 --> 01:59:10,125 You fool! This is my den. 2071 01:59:11,302 --> 01:59:13,736 I've personally measured every inch of this place. 2072 01:59:13,805 --> 01:59:16,035 I won't be fit to be called King had I let anyone suspect me here. 2073 01:59:16,107 --> 01:59:17,768 I can't understand one thing. 2074 01:59:17,842 --> 01:59:20,037 How were you able to listen to him so clearly? 2075 01:59:20,111 --> 01:59:24,138 Idiot, I didn't wear this hearing aid to show off! 2076 01:59:24,215 --> 01:59:26,706 If I don't wear it in my den, then where will I? 2077 01:59:28,720 --> 01:59:33,657 Now, I'm just waiting for the latest hearing aid and shades... 2078 01:59:33,725 --> 01:59:37,388 ...that I've ordered from Japan. 2079 01:59:38,129 --> 01:59:45,763 Once I get them, I'll be able to see and hear everything clearly. 2080 01:59:57,248 --> 02:00:01,878 Rangeela, don't make my grief an excuse for your drinking. 2081 02:00:02,253 --> 02:00:04,244 You should've been here with me today. 2082 02:00:04,756 --> 02:00:06,781 Instead, you're at home getting drunk. 2083 02:00:06,858 --> 02:00:10,055 It's you and not that idiot who deserves to be the groom! 2084 02:00:10,995 --> 02:00:12,792 I'm really depressed! 2085 02:00:12,864 --> 02:00:17,358 If Sonia gets married to that idiot, Happy will be heartbroken. 2086 02:00:17,735 --> 02:00:19,100 Sardar! - Yes. 2087 02:00:19,170 --> 02:00:21,161 You've bought everything, but have forgotten the vermillion. 2088 02:00:21,239 --> 02:00:23,707 He's been given so much responsibility... 2089 02:00:23,775 --> 02:00:25,766 ...that he's completely caught up. 2090 02:00:25,844 --> 02:00:28,711 We should help him get the girl in such a way... 2091 02:00:28,780 --> 02:00:31,112 ...that nobody suspects a thing. 2092 02:00:31,182 --> 02:00:36,745 Enjoy! - Dilbaug! The groom seems to be very brave. 2093 02:00:36,821 --> 02:00:38,220 Why do you say that? 2094 02:00:38,289 --> 02:00:39,722 Only a brave father's son... 2095 02:00:39,791 --> 02:00:42,783 ...would marry the girl King is in love with. 2096 02:00:44,329 --> 02:00:46,763 His bravery will soon fizzle out. - Why? 2097 02:00:46,831 --> 02:00:48,321 Look at King! - Where? 2098 02:00:48,800 --> 02:00:51,030 Idiot! Why are you looking around? He's right in front of you. 2099 02:00:51,102 --> 02:00:55,471 I see him now! King's calling his sharp-shooter. 2100 02:00:55,807 --> 02:00:57,069 Why is it taking so long? 2101 02:00:57,742 --> 02:00:58,800 Hurry up! 2102 02:00:58,877 --> 02:01:04,247 Did you see that? I think that the groom's first night will be his last. 2103 02:01:06,217 --> 02:01:08,208 The night is still far away. 2104 02:01:08,419 --> 02:01:10,284 I don't think he'll make it even through the day. 2105 02:01:10,421 --> 02:01:15,256 King is angry! He'll cut him into at least a 100 pieces. 2106 02:01:17,428 --> 02:01:19,419 I don't have to spend an eternity with her. 2107 02:01:19,497 --> 02:01:21,021 So, don't take an eternity to recite the mantras. 2108 02:01:21,266 --> 02:01:24,827 Yes. - Complete the rituals within an hour. 2109 02:01:24,903 --> 02:01:28,339 Once you start with them, don't stop, come what may. 2110 02:01:28,406 --> 02:01:29,873 I should've been the one to stop. 2111 02:01:29,941 --> 02:01:31,431 Had I stopped on time... 2112 02:01:31,509 --> 02:01:33,204 ...we wouldn't have had a dumb son like you. What's the matter? 2113 02:01:33,278 --> 02:01:34,768 Sharpshooters have arrived to kill you... 2114 02:01:34,846 --> 02:01:37,110 ...on your wedding day! 2115 02:01:37,181 --> 02:01:38,239 Oh my God! 2116 02:01:41,886 --> 02:01:44,081 What is the 'Chicken Manchurian' gang doing here? 2117 02:01:47,191 --> 02:01:48,249 And these 'Men in Black'? 2118 02:01:50,828 --> 02:01:53,296 Something's fishy. We must do something. 2119 02:01:53,464 --> 02:01:56,297 Listen, think before doing anything. 2120 02:01:56,801 --> 02:02:00,498 Worry not, Guru! What am I here for? 2121 02:02:05,276 --> 02:02:10,475 Nice suit! Armani? No, Gucci. - Oh really! I like Gucci. 2122 02:02:10,882 --> 02:02:13,442 So, are you having fun? - I am. 2123 02:02:14,852 --> 02:02:15,944 You know, I like men in black. 2124 02:02:16,020 --> 02:02:18,215 And I like women in white! Bye! - Meet you at night, baby! 2125 02:02:18,289 --> 02:02:20,553 Happy has made me really unhappy! 2126 02:02:20,825 --> 02:02:22,224 He must die. 2127 02:02:23,094 --> 02:02:26,552 Even if you can't kill him, at least bring Sonia to me. 2128 02:02:26,831 --> 02:02:27,923 I'll marry her someplace else. 2129 02:02:38,876 --> 02:02:40,935 Good job! - They are at least 15 to 20, right? 2130 02:02:41,012 --> 02:02:42,104 Yes. - Take this. 2131 02:02:42,180 --> 02:02:43,238 I'll get some more. 2132 02:02:43,314 --> 02:02:45,908 Kill everyone if there's even a single gunshot. 2133 02:02:46,484 --> 02:02:48,384 Turn the wedding into a funeral. 2134 02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:50,917 And kidnap the bride! 2135 02:02:53,191 --> 02:02:55,056 But how? Somebody stole all our guns! 2136 02:02:55,927 --> 02:02:56,985 What?! 2137 02:02:57,895 --> 02:03:00,989 Oh no! My sharp-shooters are so sharp! 2138 02:03:15,713 --> 02:03:18,876 You're getting married today. But you don't look happy. 2139 02:03:20,184 --> 02:03:21,549 Of course, I'm happy. 2140 02:03:22,754 --> 02:03:24,153 Despite knowing everything... 2141 02:03:24,222 --> 02:03:25,280 ...Puneet is still marrying me. 2142 02:03:25,890 --> 02:03:28,688 All the guests and his parents have arrived. 2143 02:03:30,828 --> 02:03:34,229 He'll be heart-broken if the wedding doesn't take place. 2144 02:03:34,699 --> 02:03:36,894 Why won't the wedding take place? God forbid. 2145 02:03:37,201 --> 02:03:38,600 Why are you talking like this? 2146 02:03:40,805 --> 02:03:43,899 Yes, Mr. Rangeela. - Hello ma'am! 2147 02:03:44,175 --> 02:03:45,233 You're drunk, aren't you? 2148 02:03:45,510 --> 02:03:48,172 You've been telling me for the longest time that... 2149 02:03:48,246 --> 02:03:50,714 ...you want to say something. Why don't you tell me? 2150 02:03:52,784 --> 02:03:56,686 Towards you. 2151 02:03:56,754 --> 02:03:58,187 Happy! Talk to him. 2152 02:03:58,256 --> 02:03:59,484 God knows what's on his mind. 2153 02:03:59,590 --> 02:04:05,426 Towards you. 2154 02:04:05,563 --> 02:04:09,465 Ma'am, he loves your daughter! 2155 02:04:14,205 --> 02:04:15,263 She hung up?! 2156 02:04:15,707 --> 02:04:17,937 Ma'am is just not interested! 2157 02:04:18,643 --> 02:04:20,941 Lord, help me! 2158 02:04:25,349 --> 02:04:26,577 What are you waiting for? 2159 02:04:26,718 --> 02:04:27,776 Throw him down! 2160 02:04:35,359 --> 02:04:36,792 Sorry, Lucky! 2161 02:04:36,894 --> 02:04:38,953 Your time's up! 2162 02:04:57,648 --> 02:04:58,706 Hands up! 2163 02:05:03,921 --> 02:05:04,979 Now, shoot! 2164 02:05:05,456 --> 02:05:11,361 I didn't do anything. Mika had sent me to kill you. 2165 02:05:22,340 --> 02:05:26,003 It's me. - Happy looks so depressed. 2166 02:05:42,326 --> 02:05:44,021 Oh no! - Who fired! 2167 02:05:47,365 --> 02:05:54,396 What happened? - Puneet! - Run! Puneet! - Where's my gun? 2168 02:05:54,806 --> 02:05:56,034 Puneet! 2169 02:05:57,809 --> 02:05:58,935 What is going on here? 2170 02:06:01,512 --> 02:06:02,672 Where are you going? 2171 02:06:02,914 --> 02:06:04,973 Fools! Idiots! 2172 02:06:23,768 --> 02:06:24,826 Sonia, careful. 2173 02:06:24,936 --> 02:06:26,426 Happy! Who are these people? 2174 02:06:35,613 --> 02:06:37,843 Come! - You fools! 2175 02:06:42,520 --> 02:06:45,546 It's my daughter's wedding today! 2176 02:06:46,090 --> 02:06:49,082 I'll set you right, sharp-shooter! 2177 02:06:51,996 --> 02:06:53,725 Happy! Where's Puneet? 2178 02:06:57,368 --> 02:06:58,528 Have you seen him around? 2179 02:07:09,780 --> 02:07:10,974 Idiots! 2180 02:07:23,728 --> 02:07:24,786 Wait. 2181 02:07:39,944 --> 02:07:41,002 Okay? 2182 02:07:41,078 --> 02:07:42,136 Wait over here. 2183 02:07:42,413 --> 02:07:43,607 Don't go anywhere. Is that clear? 2184 02:07:52,423 --> 02:07:53,481 You! 2185 02:07:57,962 --> 02:07:59,020 What?! 2186 02:08:00,431 --> 02:08:01,489 What?! 2187 02:08:02,166 --> 02:08:05,795 Have the hearing aid and glasses from Japan arrived? 2188 02:08:06,070 --> 02:08:08,732 Mika. - That's my boy! 2189 02:08:10,608 --> 02:08:12,007 This marks the end of the wedding rituals. 2190 02:08:12,076 --> 02:08:13,873 From today, you're husband and wife. 2191 02:08:15,746 --> 02:08:17,509 But you weren't the groom... 2192 02:08:17,815 --> 02:08:21,945 The wedding's over. Take your fees and scoot! 2193 02:08:22,019 --> 02:08:23,179 Hari Om. 2194 02:08:31,195 --> 02:08:33,095 Puneet, I didn't do... 2195 02:08:34,465 --> 02:08:35,523 Sonia... 2196 02:08:36,867 --> 02:08:38,459 I was so scared of losing you... 2197 02:08:38,536 --> 02:08:40,936 ...that I did everything I could to make you mine. 2198 02:08:41,839 --> 02:08:45,673 But who can fight destiny? 2199 02:08:46,477 --> 02:08:47,876 Happy will keep you happy. 2200 02:08:52,483 --> 02:08:53,541 Wish you a happy married life! 2201 02:08:53,985 --> 02:08:55,782 He's already got a turban! 2202 02:08:58,489 --> 02:08:59,786 King, the bride is yours. 2203 02:09:00,157 --> 02:09:01,488 Congratulations! 2204 02:09:04,228 --> 02:09:06,093 Sonia, I didn't do it purposely... 2205 02:09:06,163 --> 02:09:09,064 How is it that you mess up each time? 2206 02:09:09,166 --> 02:09:10,599 Now it is done. 2207 02:09:10,701 --> 02:09:12,999 You have ruined so much in such little time. 2208 02:09:13,104 --> 02:09:14,537 Please don't be upset. 2209 02:09:14,772 --> 02:09:16,501 You may have not realized... 2210 02:09:16,574 --> 02:09:19,805 ...but for the first time you've done something right. 2211 02:09:19,877 --> 02:09:22,573 No, Sonia. I haven't done anything... 2212 02:09:22,780 --> 02:09:24,680 Happy! She's agreed. 2213 02:09:29,920 --> 02:09:30,978 I love you! 2214 02:09:41,732 --> 02:09:43,962 Mika! What's got into you? 2215 02:09:44,068 --> 02:09:47,265 I won't be able to become King till you're alive. 2216 02:09:47,571 --> 02:09:49,562 Mika! Have you gone mad? - Are you out of your mind? 2217 02:09:51,275 --> 02:09:53,641 Nobody dare stop me from becoming King! 2218 02:09:59,683 --> 02:10:02,550 You?! - Lucky! Lucky? 2219 02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:03,978 C'mon shoot! 2220 02:10:04,088 --> 02:10:06,955 Why send others to shoot your brother? 2221 02:10:07,024 --> 02:10:08,082 Do it yourself. 2222 02:10:08,959 --> 02:10:10,756 Mika tried to kill you?! 2223 02:10:11,562 --> 02:10:12,654 Forget it. 2224 02:10:13,664 --> 02:10:16,792 It was my fault. I created a monster. 2225 02:10:17,234 --> 02:10:19,293 I was the one who gave him his first gun. 2226 02:10:19,937 --> 02:10:21,302 God's punishing me for it. 2227 02:10:21,972 --> 02:10:25,203 He's changed everyone's lives around you. 2228 02:10:25,309 --> 02:10:26,674 But he couldn't change you. 2229 02:10:26,777 --> 02:10:28,574 That's because neither could you see any good... 2230 02:10:28,646 --> 02:10:30,238 ...nor hear any good. 2231 02:10:30,614 --> 02:10:33,208 But you could very well see and hear! 2232 02:10:33,918 --> 02:10:36,011 Did you ever see your blind brother's misery? 2233 02:10:36,620 --> 02:10:38,611 Did you ever hear his cries for help? 2234 02:10:39,990 --> 02:10:41,651 All you did, was make Guru my crutch. 2235 02:10:41,959 --> 02:10:44,120 I kept falling, groping... like a blind man. 2236 02:10:47,198 --> 02:10:48,995 Today, even you can't stop me from becoming King! 2237 02:10:49,333 --> 02:10:51,324 What will you gain from becoming King? 2238 02:10:51,635 --> 02:10:52,727 What will you do? 2239 02:10:53,337 --> 02:10:54,668 Look at your brother. 2240 02:10:54,939 --> 02:10:57,703 What did he ever get except hatred? 2241 02:10:57,942 --> 02:11:01,241 So much hatred, that his own blood wants to kill him! 2242 02:11:03,347 --> 02:11:07,807 He who fights for the poor is the real King! 2243 02:11:07,952 --> 02:11:10,352 Brave is he who strives for the poor. 2244 02:11:10,621 --> 02:11:13,715 Who suffers greatly but never abandons the cause. 2245 02:11:13,991 --> 02:11:16,255 Go ahead and become King. 2246 02:11:16,360 --> 02:11:18,988 But how will you answer the real King? 2247 02:11:19,096 --> 02:11:20,358 How will you answer God? 2248 02:11:20,898 --> 02:11:24,834 You fool, try and become a true Sikh. 2249 02:11:25,302 --> 02:11:27,361 Remember God's words. 2250 02:11:28,839 --> 02:11:31,637 Think about it, if your parents came to know that... 2251 02:11:31,709 --> 02:11:33,643 ...their one son killed the other... 2252 02:11:33,711 --> 02:11:36,373 ...what will they go through? 2253 02:11:37,982 --> 02:11:40,849 Forgive me. Come here. 2254 02:11:41,018 --> 02:11:42,212 Come and hug me. 2255 02:11:44,989 --> 02:11:46,047 These glasses are like magnifying glasses. 2256 02:11:46,257 --> 02:11:47,315 I don't need them! 2257 02:11:48,659 --> 02:11:49,956 I'm happy the way I am. 2258 02:11:53,097 --> 02:11:57,124 Let's go to Punjab and be with our family. 2259 02:11:59,670 --> 02:12:00,728 Let's go. 2260 02:12:02,706 --> 02:12:06,335 He was blind and I used to think he's staring at me! 2261 02:12:07,411 --> 02:12:08,673 I'm such a fool. 2262 02:12:09,680 --> 02:12:10,738 What happened to this ear? 2263 02:12:11,782 --> 02:12:13,306 He can't even hear anything. 2264 02:12:14,418 --> 02:12:15,680 And I kept blabbering away! 2265 02:12:17,421 --> 02:12:19,116 Why don't you come to Punjab as well? 2266 02:12:23,227 --> 02:12:24,285 Yo, what up? 2267 02:12:24,361 --> 02:12:25,419 This is big Snoop Dogg. 2268 02:12:25,729 --> 02:12:27,253 Represent that Punjabi. 2269 02:12:27,898 --> 02:12:30,890 Aye, hit them with this! 2270 02:12:34,071 --> 02:12:37,939 RDB, DPGC. 2271 02:12:38,709 --> 02:12:42,736 Akshay and Snoop D O double G. 2272 02:12:43,347 --> 02:12:44,712 Oh yeah, Singh is King... 2273 02:12:44,782 --> 02:12:46,181 ...this is the thing. 2274 02:12:46,383 --> 02:12:47,975 Do you know what I mean? Follow me! 2275 02:12:48,052 --> 02:12:50,077 Listen to me for a second, check it! 2276 02:12:50,454 --> 02:12:51,716 Singh in the King. 2277 02:12:51,855 --> 02:12:52,913 Check the record. 2278 02:12:53,090 --> 02:12:55,115 Friendship means the life to us. 2279 02:12:55,226 --> 02:12:57,456 Our pride is extraordinary. 2280 02:12:57,795 --> 02:12:59,990 Laughter is our identity. 2281 02:13:00,231 --> 02:13:02,461 That's why, everybody says... 2282 02:13:02,733 --> 02:13:04,792 Friendship means the life to us. 2283 02:13:05,069 --> 02:13:07,128 Our pride is extraordinary. 2284 02:13:07,338 --> 02:13:09,329 Laughter is our identity. 2285 02:13:09,473 --> 02:13:11,236 C'mon everybody, say! 2286 02:13:11,842 --> 02:13:15,278 Singh is King. 2287 02:13:15,379 --> 02:13:16,971 Everybody knows that... 2288 02:13:17,414 --> 02:13:20,281 Singh is King. 2289 02:13:20,417 --> 02:13:21,748 Rock this world! 2290 02:13:21,852 --> 02:13:24,787 Singh is King. 2291 02:13:25,022 --> 02:13:26,751 Everybody knows that... 2292 02:13:26,824 --> 02:13:29,793 ...Singh is King. 2293 02:13:29,860 --> 02:13:31,760 Rock this world! 2294 02:13:31,829 --> 02:13:33,353 Ferraris, Bugattis and Maseratis. 2295 02:13:33,430 --> 02:13:35,762 Snoop D O double G, the life of the party. 2296 02:13:35,899 --> 02:13:38,197 Lay back, stay back, I'm in the Mayback. 2297 02:13:38,302 --> 02:13:40,862 This isn't James Brown, but it's the big payback. 2298 02:13:40,971 --> 02:13:42,939 Watch me zoom by, make it boom by. 2299 02:13:43,274 --> 02:13:45,367 What's up? To all the ladies hanging out in Mumbai! 2300 02:13:45,509 --> 02:13:47,773 Cheese make dollars, East-west masala (spice). 2301 02:13:48,279 --> 02:13:50,372 Singh is the King, so you all have to follow. 2302 02:13:50,514 --> 02:13:53,312 What's up, what's up, what's up. 2303 02:13:53,784 --> 02:13:55,843 I'm trying to stack my butter. 2304 02:13:56,153 --> 02:13:58,178 What's up, what's up, what's up. 2305 02:13:58,255 --> 02:13:59,984 I'm trying to stack my butter. 2306 02:14:00,090 --> 02:14:03,355 Singh is King. 2307 02:14:03,527 --> 02:14:05,188 Everybody knows that... 2308 02:14:05,396 --> 02:14:08,229 Singh is King. 2309 02:14:08,299 --> 02:14:09,960 Rock this world! 2310 02:14:10,067 --> 02:14:13,195 Singh is King. 2311 02:14:13,304 --> 02:14:17,866 Everybody knows that, Singh is King. 2312 02:14:17,975 --> 02:14:19,408 Rock this world! Singh is King. 2313 02:14:19,476 --> 02:14:21,535 Friendship means the life to us. 2314 02:14:21,845 --> 02:14:24,006 Our pride is extraordinary. 2315 02:14:24,214 --> 02:14:26,307 Laughter is our identity. 2316 02:14:26,550 --> 02:14:28,814 That's why, everybody says Singh is King. 2317 02:14:29,086 --> 02:14:31,213 Friendship means the life to us. 2318 02:14:31,422 --> 02:14:33,549 Our pride is extraordinary. 2319 02:14:33,857 --> 02:14:35,882 Laughter is our identity. 2320 02:14:35,959 --> 02:14:38,257 C'mon everybody say! 2321 02:14:38,362 --> 02:14:41,559 Singh is King. 2322 02:14:41,865 --> 02:14:43,457 Everybody knows that... 2323 02:14:43,567 --> 02:14:46,559 Singh is King. 2324 02:14:46,837 --> 02:14:48,202 Rock this world! 2325 02:14:48,339 --> 02:14:51,365 Singh is King. 2326 02:14:51,475 --> 02:14:56,208 Everybody knows that, Singh is King. 2327 02:14:56,347 --> 02:14:57,473 Rock this world! Singh is King. 2328 02:14:58,582 --> 02:14:59,844 The Singhs hold their bravery in high-esteem. 2329 02:14:59,917 --> 02:15:02,317 They're willing to lay down their lives for the same. 2330 02:15:02,419 --> 02:15:04,580 The Kings and the emperors salute their bravery. 2331 02:15:04,855 --> 02:15:07,119 The Singhs' pride lies in their turbans. 2332 02:15:07,224 --> 02:15:09,852 The Singhs who've laid down their lives... 2333 02:15:09,927 --> 02:15:11,895 ...have left their marks behind. 2334 02:15:12,029 --> 02:15:14,293 Singh became the King of the world. 2335 02:15:14,465 --> 02:15:16,899 But above all, King is God. 2336 02:15:26,477 --> 02:15:29,878 Singh is King. 2337 02:15:29,947 --> 02:15:31,471 Everybody knows that. 2338 02:15:31,615 --> 02:15:34,516 Singh is King. 2339 02:15:34,618 --> 02:15:36,347 Rock this world! 2340 02:15:36,453 --> 02:15:39,445 Singh is King. 2341 02:15:39,556 --> 02:15:44,186 Everybody knows that, Singh is King. 2342 02:15:44,294 --> 02:15:45,955 Rock this world! Singh is King. 2343 02:15:46,430 --> 02:15:49,957 Yeah, I'm just a king sitting on my throne all alone. 2344 02:15:50,167 --> 02:15:51,498 Can you dig what I'm saying? 2345 02:15:51,568 --> 02:15:53,160 Bring me some grapes baby. 2346 02:15:53,904 --> 02:15:54,996 Singh is King. 2347 02:15:55,305 --> 02:15:58,103 And Snoop D O double G is also the King. 2348 02:15:58,242 --> 02:15:59,641 You dig what I mean? 2349 02:16:00,544 --> 02:16:03,206 Diamonds on my fingers, diamonds on my toes. 2350 02:16:03,914 --> 02:16:04,972 Yeah! 2351 02:16:05,949 --> 02:16:07,109 Real cool like. 2352 02:16:07,918 --> 02:16:08,976 Cut! 2353 02:16:15,426 --> 02:16:16,916 This way he became the real Singh... 2354 02:16:16,994 --> 02:16:19,087 ...and the real King!