WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:25.365 --> 00:01:26.491 Nutty! 2 00:01:27.734 --> 00:01:28.860 Looney! 3 00:01:30.003 --> 00:01:31.095 Crazy! 4 00:01:34.541 --> 00:01:35.633 Jat! 5 00:01:35.909 --> 00:01:37.035 Nutty! 6 00:01:38.178 --> 00:01:39.338 Looney! 7 00:01:40.614 --> 00:01:41.774 Crazy! 8 00:01:43.717 --> 00:01:44.843 Jat! 9 00:01:44.918 --> 00:01:47.113 Nutty! Looney! Crazy! 10 00:01:47.187 --> 00:01:49.417 Nutty! Looney! Crazy! 11 00:01:49.589 --> 00:01:52.217 Nutty! Looney! Crazy! 12 00:01:52.926 --> 00:01:53.950 Jat! 13 00:01:54.027 --> 00:01:55.051 They cheat... 14 00:01:55.162 --> 00:01:56.186 They bluff... 15 00:01:56.296 --> 00:01:58.662 They swindle the whole world! 16 00:01:58.765 --> 00:01:59.823 They cheat... 17 00:01:59.933 --> 00:02:00.922 They bluff... 18 00:02:01.034 --> 00:02:03.594 They swindle the whole world! 19 00:02:13.313 --> 00:02:15.440 They cheat... 20 00:02:15.782 --> 00:02:17.875 They bluff... 21 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:22.384 They swindle the whole world! 22 00:02:41.274 --> 00:02:42.935 Nutty! 23 00:02:44.044 --> 00:02:45.238 Looney! 24 00:02:46.313 --> 00:02:47.644 Crazy! 25 00:02:49.416 --> 00:02:50.747 Jat! 26 00:02:51.117 --> 00:02:52.277 Nutty! 27 00:02:53.420 --> 00:02:54.751 Looney! 28 00:02:55.856 --> 00:02:57.016 Crazy! 29 00:02:58.692 --> 00:02:59.852 Jat! 30 00:02:59.926 --> 00:03:00.915 They cheat... 31 00:03:01.027 --> 00:03:02.051 They bluff... 32 00:03:02.162 --> 00:03:04.357 They swindle the whole world! 33 00:03:04.464 --> 00:03:05.658 They cheat... 34 00:03:05.765 --> 00:03:06.823 They bluff... 35 00:03:06.933 --> 00:03:09.094 They swindle the whole world! 36 00:03:09.202 --> 00:03:10.294 Jat! 37 00:04:06.359 --> 00:04:07.849 What God! 38 00:04:09.162 --> 00:04:12.097 You know that I'm getting late for Harry Johal's meeting. 39 00:04:17.537 --> 00:04:18.834 You too?! 40 00:04:19.406 --> 00:04:20.532 What God! 41 00:04:20.774 --> 00:04:22.298 I do everything for you. 42 00:04:22.375 --> 00:04:23.672 You take the credit as well. 43 00:04:23.777 --> 00:04:25.142 Then you do this to me, huh! 44 00:04:25.445 --> 00:04:27.845 Not fair! Not fair! 45 00:04:38.325 --> 00:04:39.519 Hey, do you want a lift? 46 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:41.249 Yeah, but I want to go that way. 47 00:04:41.595 --> 00:04:42.960 Yeah. Hop in. 48 00:04:43.063 --> 00:04:44.155 Jump in. 49 00:04:48.501 --> 00:04:50.093 Oh, my God! - How did that happen! 50 00:04:50.170 --> 00:04:51.398 How did that car start?! 51 00:04:51.571 --> 00:04:52.697 Only God knows! 52 00:04:52.772 --> 00:04:55.832 Anyway, thanks. - It's alright. Bye. 53 00:04:58.378 --> 00:04:59.470 Jealous, huh? 54 00:05:17.864 --> 00:05:21.994 Mr. Johal! Thank God I'm on time! 55 00:05:23.870 --> 00:05:24.928 Why did you jump? 56 00:05:25.005 --> 00:05:26.165 Why did you save me? 57 00:05:26.239 --> 00:05:28.230 My wife ran away with my best friend. 58 00:05:28.541 --> 00:05:31.339 My best friend was my ad agency's creative director. 59 00:05:31.544 --> 00:05:33.705 He took my wife as well as my business! 60 00:05:33.780 --> 00:05:35.042 I'm f*cc d! 61 00:05:35.115 --> 00:05:36.207 Oh God! 62 00:05:44.691 --> 00:05:45.817 Mr. Johal. 63 00:05:47.927 --> 00:05:49.519 Death isn't the solution. 64 00:05:49.596 --> 00:05:51.086 Staying alive won't help either. 65 00:05:51.197 --> 00:05:53.722 Tomorrow I've to pitch an ad campaign to a renowned company. 66 00:05:54.034 --> 00:05:56.764 It was my last chance. I'm finished. 67 00:05:57.270 --> 00:05:59.636 And on top of that you are here for the loan's recovery. 68 00:06:00.306 --> 00:06:02.274 I don't want to be alive. I want to... 69 00:06:04.477 --> 00:06:05.637 What's the product? 70 00:06:09.549 --> 00:06:11.642 Are you ready, Paramveer? - Yes. Yes. 71 00:06:11.718 --> 00:06:12.844 Roll sound. 72 00:06:12.919 --> 00:06:14.079 Roll camera. 73 00:06:14.187 --> 00:06:15.279 Action. 74 00:06:21.828 --> 00:06:23.420 D'ole energy drink. 75 00:06:24.030 --> 00:06:26.021 Lift 2.5 tons with ease. 76 00:06:30.670 --> 00:06:33.298 My dear devotees... 77 00:06:34.374 --> 00:06:38.140 Nutty, Looney, Crazy... 78 00:06:38.645 --> 00:06:44.413 This mantra was generated by my soul. 79 00:06:44.617 --> 00:06:49.919 Nutty, who has surrendered himself to the Lord. 80 00:06:50.256 --> 00:06:57.992 Looney, a wanderer, distanced from the attractions of this world... 81 00:06:58.098 --> 00:07:00.532 ...immersed in the Lord's devotion. 82 00:07:00.834 --> 00:07:07.535 Crazy, someone who loves the Lord so much... 83 00:07:07.807 --> 00:07:10.901 ...that even the Lord becomes his disciple. 84 00:07:11.277 --> 00:07:17.341 If this great mantra has touched your soul... 85 00:07:17.751 --> 00:07:19.912 ...then accept this mantra into your life. 86 00:07:20.353 --> 00:07:23.049 And sing this from your heart... 87 00:07:23.456 --> 00:07:25.856 Nutty, Looney, Crazy... 88 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:30.862 Nutty, Looney, Crazy... - Nutty, Looney, Crazy... 89 00:07:35.635 --> 00:07:36.693 Come to me. 90 00:07:36.770 --> 00:07:38.931 Come to me. - Oh, noble sage... 91 00:07:39.005 --> 00:07:40.097 Please save me. 92 00:07:40.173 --> 00:07:41.333 Please save me. 93 00:07:42.876 --> 00:07:46.334 I can feel your pain, my son. 94 00:07:46.946 --> 00:07:52.441 Get rid of the burden you have on your body and soul. 95 00:07:53.253 --> 00:07:54.811 Give it up. 96 00:07:55.288 --> 00:07:56.653 Let go of it. 97 00:07:57.123 --> 00:07:58.385 Let go. 98 00:08:00.460 --> 00:08:01.950 Why are you staring at me? 99 00:08:02.028 --> 00:08:03.655 Throw your chain, watch and otherjewelry. 100 00:08:04.664 --> 00:08:05.756 Yes. 101 00:08:08.368 --> 00:08:09.528 Nutty! 102 00:08:11.204 --> 00:08:12.262 Looney! 103 00:08:12.338 --> 00:08:14.306 Oh, my God! What is he doing? 104 00:08:14.374 --> 00:08:15.671 Crazy! 105 00:08:16.643 --> 00:08:19.612 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 106 00:08:20.180 --> 00:08:22.512 I feel light, sage. I feel light. 107 00:08:23.116 --> 00:08:24.606 Long live, Sage Nutty! 108 00:08:24.684 --> 00:08:27.312 Long live, Sage Nutty! 109 00:08:27.420 --> 00:08:31.982 Long live. - Long live, Sage Nutty! 110 00:08:32.091 --> 00:08:33.752 Ready? We are going to get lots of things today. - Yes. 111 00:08:34.227 --> 00:08:36.286 Long live, Sage Nutty! 112 00:08:36.629 --> 00:08:38.927 Long live, Sage Nutty! 113 00:08:39.165 --> 00:08:40.655 Long live, Sage Nutty! 114 00:08:42.468 --> 00:08:45.164 Long live, Sage Nutty! 115 00:08:46.272 --> 00:08:47.796 Long live, Sage Nutty! 116 00:08:48.241 --> 00:08:50.641 Long live, Sage Nutty! 117 00:08:50.977 --> 00:08:53.070 Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. 118 00:08:53.146 --> 00:08:55.376 Long live, Sage Nutty! 119 00:08:55.682 --> 00:08:59.209 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 120 00:08:59.285 --> 00:09:00.343 Oh, noble sage! 121 00:09:00.420 --> 00:09:01.284 Get up. 122 00:09:01.387 --> 00:09:02.581 Get up, my devotee. 123 00:09:04.858 --> 00:09:05.984 Who are you, my child? 124 00:09:06.092 --> 00:09:12.429 I'm Sir Yograj Khanna. 125 00:09:13.266 --> 00:09:15.234 I've come from England. 126 00:09:15.468 --> 00:09:17.868 Show me your right hand. 127 00:09:23.710 --> 00:09:25.405 Now show me your left hand. 128 00:09:29.249 --> 00:09:31.046 What's the time? 129 00:09:36.189 --> 00:09:38.248 I can see it. 130 00:09:39.826 --> 00:09:41.316 I can see it. 131 00:09:44.197 --> 00:09:46.097 I saw it. 132 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:51.494 Wealth, the one who has it is sad. 133 00:09:52.038 --> 00:09:55.337 And the one who doesn't have it is also sad. 134 00:09:55.408 --> 00:09:56.875 Right. Absolutely right. 135 00:09:56.943 --> 00:09:58.240 You know it all. 136 00:09:58.311 --> 00:10:00.438 Don't worry. 137 00:10:00.780 --> 00:10:04.409 Soon, a noble soul will enter your life. 138 00:10:04.751 --> 00:10:07.219 He'll rid you off all your worries. 139 00:10:07.287 --> 00:10:08.379 Oh, noble sage! 140 00:10:15.628 --> 00:10:17.061 Brother Gajodhar... 141 00:10:18.932 --> 00:10:20.399 I've already sold this one. 142 00:10:24.537 --> 00:10:30.567 Hey, the bullet holes I'll put in you will confuse you... 143 00:10:31.444 --> 00:10:35.039 ...as from where to breathe and from where to... 144 00:10:36.215 --> 00:10:37.341 Got it? 145 00:10:42.588 --> 00:10:43.953 Hey, you 'Dabang' thief! 146 00:10:55.868 --> 00:10:57.165 Give my Salman back to me! 147 00:10:57.403 --> 00:10:58.495 It was yours. 148 00:11:00.406 --> 00:11:02.135 But now it's mine. 149 00:11:05.345 --> 00:11:06.403 Stop. 150 00:11:06.846 --> 00:11:09.644 I've watched 'Dabang' 70 times. 151 00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:15.410 And I've watched it 170 times. 152 00:11:17.457 --> 00:11:20.017 I've watched 'Hum Apke Hain Kaun' 200 times. 153 00:11:20.126 --> 00:11:22.856 And I've watched it 250 times. 154 00:11:25.164 --> 00:11:26.222 Stop! 155 00:11:26.299 --> 00:11:29.097 I've watched 'Maine Pyar Kiya' 300 times. 156 00:11:29.335 --> 00:11:31.303 There's a reason why my name is Suman. 157 00:11:31.537 --> 00:11:34.062 And I've watched it a 1000 times. 158 00:11:34.340 --> 00:11:37.036 That's why everyone affectionately calls me Prem. 159 00:11:37.377 --> 00:11:40.175 I can give up my life but not Salman. 160 00:11:51.691 --> 00:11:52.715 Hey... 161 00:11:52.825 --> 00:11:55.020 I'll kill you! 162 00:11:55.728 --> 00:11:56.820 Hey! 163 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:08.966 Stop! 164 00:12:09.308 --> 00:12:10.366 Stop! 165 00:12:11.711 --> 00:12:13.235 I won't spare you! 166 00:12:21.354 --> 00:12:22.446 My trident! 167 00:12:22.922 --> 00:12:25.857 Ma'am, you shouldn't be so angry with your husband. 168 00:12:26.059 --> 00:12:27.686 He isn't my husband. 169 00:12:28.094 --> 00:12:31.723 Here, only wives make their husband run on the streets. 170 00:12:32.832 --> 00:12:34.060 Stay happily married. 171 00:12:45.978 --> 00:12:47.206 Hello, Mr. Jindal. 172 00:12:47.647 --> 00:12:49.478 Hi, Paramveer. How are you doing? - Great. 173 00:12:49.549 --> 00:12:50.641 Please. 174 00:12:51.784 --> 00:12:54.184 Harry Johal has started paying the installments. 175 00:12:54.520 --> 00:12:56.613 Your energy drink is causing wonders. 176 00:12:56.823 --> 00:12:57.881 Thank you, sir. 177 00:12:58.057 --> 00:12:59.388 God knows how you do it. 178 00:13:01.394 --> 00:13:02.520 He knows. 179 00:13:02.628 --> 00:13:04.994 Now, I've another assignment for you. 180 00:13:05.665 --> 00:13:07.064 Tell me, what do I have to lift now? 181 00:13:07.467 --> 00:13:09.560 One of our bank's oldest clients. 182 00:13:10.103 --> 00:13:13.595 A few years ago I sanctioned a loan of 10 million pounds to him. 183 00:13:14.474 --> 00:13:17.409 But all of a sudden he has stopped paying the installments. 184 00:13:17.810 --> 00:13:19.368 Which is very unlike him. 185 00:13:19.745 --> 00:13:21.269 And it has the bank worried. 186 00:13:22.081 --> 00:13:25.278 You go and find out in your own style as to what his problem is. 187 00:13:26.085 --> 00:13:28.019 And see if you can help recover the loan. 188 00:13:32.859 --> 00:13:34.053 Sir, Mr. Dharam Oberoi... 189 00:13:34.460 --> 00:13:37.759 ...is the owner of Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi group of industries. 190 00:13:38.197 --> 00:13:41.064 He's one of the top shots of this country. 191 00:13:41.134 --> 00:13:42.192 Wow. 192 00:13:42.268 --> 00:13:45.101 All his royal guests come in this car. 193 00:13:46.038 --> 00:13:50.975 If someone pleases him, he gifts him a palace. 194 00:14:10.129 --> 00:14:13.121 Mr. Oberoi, how did you and your mistress... 195 00:14:13.366 --> 00:14:16.858 ...manage to do all this without breaking any bones? 196 00:14:18.671 --> 00:14:20.036 Very funny. 197 00:14:20.573 --> 00:14:23.974 But if this is uploaded on YouTube... 198 00:14:24.043 --> 00:14:27.535 And if your wife sees it, then it's not funny. 199 00:14:27.613 --> 00:14:29.376 No! Don't do that. 200 00:14:29.582 --> 00:14:33.450 My wife will disown me if she finds out about this. 201 00:14:33.553 --> 00:14:38.081 I'm ready to do anything. - Anything, huh? 202 00:14:49.101 --> 00:14:50.159 Look at this place. 203 00:14:50.269 --> 00:14:52.169 This palace can belong to you. 204 00:15:01.581 --> 00:15:02.980 Oberoi greetings. 205 00:15:05.084 --> 00:15:06.108 Oh my God. 206 00:15:06.219 --> 00:15:07.345 Oberoi greetings. 207 00:15:14.360 --> 00:15:15.588 Oberoi greetings. 208 00:15:16.529 --> 00:15:17.791 Greetings. 209 00:15:17.897 --> 00:15:20.024 Delighted to meet you, Mr. Oberoi. 210 00:15:21.167 --> 00:15:22.657 Sir Yograj Khanna. 211 00:15:24.170 --> 00:15:31.508 We have met thanks to the great Sage Nutty. 212 00:15:31.944 --> 00:15:35.107 The one who gets his blessings... 213 00:15:35.848 --> 00:15:38.681 ...ls blessed for life. 214 00:15:38.851 --> 00:15:40.876 Open your eyes and come inside. 215 00:15:52.265 --> 00:15:53.391 Oh, I am. 216 00:15:53.466 --> 00:15:55.093 Oh, thank you very much. 217 00:15:55.167 --> 00:15:57.601 Alright, Mr. Oberoi, I would like to know... 218 00:15:58.037 --> 00:16:00.972 ...what has been your financial strategy... 219 00:16:01.173 --> 00:16:03.403 ...during the worldwide recession. 220 00:16:06.145 --> 00:16:07.373 Strategy? 221 00:16:08.014 --> 00:16:11.506 Such an easy question! Even my butler can answer that. 222 00:16:13.019 --> 00:16:14.077 Pappu... 223 00:16:16.088 --> 00:16:18.989 Mr. Oberoi has invested in inexpensive stocks... 224 00:16:19.325 --> 00:16:22.021 ...keeping in mind the capital market equation of this country. 225 00:16:22.962 --> 00:16:26.989 He looks at the internal rate of return, sensitivity, volatility... 226 00:16:27.166 --> 00:16:30.727 ...because he formally believes Warren-Buffett school of management. 227 00:16:32.471 --> 00:16:33.995 Pappu cleared the test? 228 00:16:35.441 --> 00:16:37.909 Yes. From where? 229 00:16:37.977 --> 00:16:39.467 London school of economics. 230 00:16:39.845 --> 00:16:40.834 Wow. 231 00:16:40.913 --> 00:16:45.748 And Suzanne, hear from where she graduated as well. 232 00:16:46.552 --> 00:16:48.213 Paris school of fashion. 233 00:16:48.421 --> 00:16:50.116 Paris! Oui, madame. 234 00:16:50.189 --> 00:16:52.282 Suzy, iron my suit. - Yes, sir. 235 00:16:52.358 --> 00:16:53.518 Pappu charge my computer. 236 00:16:53.592 --> 00:16:55.025 Prem. - Dad... 237 00:16:55.127 --> 00:16:57.220 Sir Yograj Khanna from UK. 238 00:16:57.763 --> 00:17:01.028 Yograj Khanna, my son Prem. 239 00:17:01.367 --> 00:17:03.130 The heir of my empire. 240 00:17:03.669 --> 00:17:05.967 Hello. - Oberoi greetings. 241 00:17:06.539 --> 00:17:07.972 Oberoi greetings. 242 00:17:08.541 --> 00:17:12.272 Dad, Malu Group's guys are waiting for you for the video conference. 243 00:17:12.545 --> 00:17:13.910 The one who wants to do the 5 billion deal. 244 00:17:14.113 --> 00:17:16.343 Mr. Rajendra Malu? 245 00:17:16.415 --> 00:17:17.848 The solar energy guys? 246 00:17:18.217 --> 00:17:20.481 Request them to do it tomorrow. 247 00:17:20.553 --> 00:17:21.679 I've a guest today. 248 00:17:21.787 --> 00:17:26.019 Mr. Oberoi, it's alright. Okay. Please carry on. 249 00:17:26.392 --> 00:17:28.553 However, I would like to take your leave now. 250 00:17:28.894 --> 00:17:30.521 My daughter is waiting for me. 251 00:17:30.963 --> 00:17:32.555 Oh. As you please. 252 00:17:32.631 --> 00:17:34.189 Thank you so much. 253 00:17:34.467 --> 00:17:38.164 If both of you could make it to my hotel tomorrow for breakfast... 254 00:17:38.270 --> 00:17:40.738 I would really be very-very honored. 255 00:17:40.806 --> 00:17:42.433 I don't think I can make it tomorrow. 256 00:17:42.541 --> 00:17:44.099 I've a lot of appointments scheduled for tomorrow. 257 00:17:44.210 --> 00:17:46.508 Oh, Mr. Oberoi, please. 258 00:17:48.013 --> 00:17:50.345 We will try. - Oh, thank you very much. 259 00:17:51.917 --> 00:17:56.149 Oberoi greetings. - Oberoi greetings. 260 00:17:56.222 --> 00:17:57.655 Thank you very much. 261 00:18:00.893 --> 00:18:04.192 Prince Gajodhar... - Yes, King Dharam... 262 00:18:04.597 --> 00:18:09.296 Warm up. This scapegoat has a daughter, too. 263 00:18:11.137 --> 00:18:13.298 Please get me some... - Beans, sir? 264 00:18:13.372 --> 00:18:14.304 Beans. 265 00:18:14.507 --> 00:18:16.134 We have some fantastic croissants. 266 00:18:16.242 --> 00:18:17.766 Yes, hash brownies. 267 00:18:19.779 --> 00:18:20.871 Would you like some fruits? 268 00:18:20.946 --> 00:18:21.913 Kiwis. 269 00:18:23.416 --> 00:18:24.075 That will be all, sir? 270 00:18:24.150 --> 00:18:25.310 That's it, thank you. 271 00:18:33.526 --> 00:18:34.959 So, my child, enjoying? 272 00:18:35.161 --> 00:18:36.492 Yeah, it's nice. 273 00:18:36.562 --> 00:18:41.295 Gajodhar, somehow, anyhow trap her. 274 00:18:42.535 --> 00:18:43.797 This lottery... 275 00:18:44.470 --> 00:18:46.233 Is very beautiful. 276 00:18:46.739 --> 00:18:47.797 What do you say? 277 00:18:51.844 --> 00:18:53.004 Where did he go? 278 00:18:57.917 --> 00:19:00.181 I wish your son could have accompanied you. 279 00:19:00.386 --> 00:19:03.048 He had a very important appointment to keep. 280 00:19:03.155 --> 00:19:05.589 Work is worship for Prem. 281 00:19:06.425 --> 00:19:08.916 Prem! Nice name! 282 00:19:09.929 --> 00:19:11.829 My name is Prem. Prem! 283 00:19:12.898 --> 00:19:15.162 She seems to be a huge fan of Salman. 284 00:19:15.668 --> 00:19:16.794 Yes, uncle. 285 00:19:17.670 --> 00:19:19.661 Hello? Yes, son. 286 00:19:20.239 --> 00:19:22.469 Everyone is missing you. 287 00:19:22.575 --> 00:19:25.510 Dharam, I fought with that witch yesterday. 288 00:19:25.744 --> 00:19:26.768 But why? 289 00:19:27.012 --> 00:19:31.972 We had a scene because of Salman's photo. 290 00:19:32.351 --> 00:19:35.286 Salman, Salim... They are like families. 291 00:19:35.354 --> 00:19:37.219 It's a small issue. Sort it out. 292 00:19:37.389 --> 00:19:41.052 But we should lock this deal at any cost. 293 00:19:41.360 --> 00:19:43.328 It's the question of our prestige. 294 00:19:44.563 --> 00:19:46.656 But what will I do now? 295 00:19:47.032 --> 00:19:48.863 Change your strategy, son. 296 00:19:49.468 --> 00:19:51.527 The 70s' formula. 297 00:19:53.639 --> 00:19:57.837 Dharam, you are a scoundrel of the worst kind. 298 00:20:07.720 --> 00:20:08.880 Perfect shot. 299 00:20:08.954 --> 00:20:10.717 You've hit bang on target! 300 00:20:14.093 --> 00:20:15.355 Take this, sweetheart. 301 00:20:16.629 --> 00:20:18.062 She's hot! 302 00:20:20.399 --> 00:20:22.390 I can see that. 303 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:37.105 In life, never underestimate three people... 304 00:20:38.117 --> 00:20:40.585 Chulbul Pandey, Tiger and... 305 00:20:41.687 --> 00:20:43.245 Prem Oberoi. 306 00:20:43.489 --> 00:20:45.320 Who's Prem Oberoi? 307 00:20:47.793 --> 00:20:50.091 I am Prem Oberoi. 308 00:21:08.080 --> 00:21:09.172 Wow. 309 00:21:23.128 --> 00:21:27.929 Over here! - Over here! - Over here! 310 00:21:28.567 --> 00:21:29.966 Me! Me! 311 00:21:47.353 --> 00:21:48.615 Move! Move! 312 00:21:48.687 --> 00:21:49.881 What are you doing? 313 00:22:32.364 --> 00:22:34.127 She's good, she's wise! 314 00:22:34.233 --> 00:22:35.666 This girl is nice! 315 00:22:35.768 --> 00:22:37.065 She rules my heart. 316 00:22:37.169 --> 00:22:39.637 I want her to be my sweetheart! 317 00:22:44.410 --> 00:22:46.241 She's good, she's wise! 318 00:22:46.311 --> 00:22:47.710 This girl is nice! 319 00:22:47.780 --> 00:22:49.179 She rules my heart. 320 00:22:49.248 --> 00:22:50.738 I want her to be my sweetheart! 321 00:22:50.849 --> 00:22:56.719 I've her photo hanging on the wall of my heart! 322 00:22:56.789 --> 00:22:59.724 You look like my dream girl, beautiful. 323 00:22:59.792 --> 00:23:02.317 I want to make you mine! 324 00:23:02.661 --> 00:23:05.596 In your love, I stay busy! 325 00:23:05.664 --> 00:23:08.258 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 326 00:23:08.367 --> 00:23:11.632 In your love, I stay busy! 327 00:23:11.737 --> 00:23:14.831 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 328 00:23:22.214 --> 00:23:23.203 I fell in love. 329 00:23:23.282 --> 00:23:24.647 I fell so hard. 330 00:23:24.717 --> 00:23:26.207 You gave me a sign. 331 00:23:26.285 --> 00:23:28.150 And I crossed all lines. 332 00:23:28.220 --> 00:23:29.244 I fell in love. 333 00:23:29.321 --> 00:23:30.754 I fell so hard. 334 00:23:30.856 --> 00:23:32.187 You gave me a sign. 335 00:23:32.257 --> 00:23:33.918 And I crossed all lines. 336 00:23:33.992 --> 00:23:37.052 I spend sleepless nights. 337 00:23:37.162 --> 00:23:39.858 And from this restlessness there is no respite. 338 00:23:40.132 --> 00:23:43.101 In your love, I stay busy! 339 00:23:43.168 --> 00:23:46.194 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 340 00:23:46.271 --> 00:23:49.104 In your love, I stay busy! 341 00:23:49.174 --> 00:23:51.734 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 342 00:23:51.810 --> 00:23:55.143 In your love, I stay busy! 343 00:23:55.214 --> 00:23:58.672 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 344 00:24:22.241 --> 00:24:25.233 To you... 345 00:24:26.445 --> 00:24:29.346 To you... 346 00:24:31.116 --> 00:24:33.584 To you... 347 00:24:36.355 --> 00:24:37.879 Did you hear the To you... song? 348 00:24:38.590 --> 00:24:40.455 What? - To you... 349 00:24:40.793 --> 00:24:42.192 A sign of true love. 350 00:24:43.262 --> 00:24:45.287 Yes, I heard! 351 00:24:45.397 --> 00:24:46.489 I heard. 352 00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:47.857 I love you, Prem. 353 00:24:47.933 --> 00:24:49.025 Huh? 354 00:24:49.368 --> 00:24:50.460 Oh. 355 00:24:52.638 --> 00:24:54.128 Suman, Prem. 356 00:24:54.640 --> 00:24:56.130 Prem, Suman. 357 00:24:56.208 --> 00:25:00.577 Oh, it looks like the movie 'Maine Pyar Kiya' has begun. 358 00:25:01.513 --> 00:25:04.073 We are in this together. 359 00:25:05.651 --> 00:25:08.745 Sage Nutty's screenplay was a success. 360 00:25:08.987 --> 00:25:11.581 Khanna is so happy he is going Nutty, Looney and Crazy! 361 00:25:11.824 --> 00:25:16.955 He says he'll get his daughter engaged to Gajodhar in UK. 362 00:25:17.062 --> 00:25:20.463 Now I'll go and swindle people where I was born. 363 00:25:20.532 --> 00:25:22.432 We dream of... - Money! Money! 364 00:25:22.501 --> 00:25:24.594 Paramveer is calling! 365 00:25:31.210 --> 00:25:32.336 All set? 366 00:25:33.312 --> 00:25:34.472 Yes. 367 00:25:35.180 --> 00:25:37.114 Hi, Paramveer. - Hi. 368 00:25:38.116 --> 00:25:41.085 No Sikh is as handsome as my son. 369 00:25:41.186 --> 00:25:42.175 So true. - How are you, son? 370 00:25:42.287 --> 00:25:43.652 I'm absolutely fine, dad. 371 00:25:44.089 --> 00:25:46.148 How are you? - Absolutely fine. 372 00:25:46.225 --> 00:25:47.214 Fooling around. 373 00:25:47.326 --> 00:25:50.090 He means his florist business is doing well. 374 00:25:50.262 --> 00:25:52.162 Brother, is my order ready? 375 00:25:53.398 --> 00:25:55.389 Bouquet. Give him a bouquet. - Yes. 376 00:25:57.336 --> 00:25:58.530 Here you go. - 500? 377 00:25:58.971 --> 00:26:00.063 Fine. 378 00:26:01.273 --> 00:26:04.140 It feels so nice to see you both work so hard. 379 00:26:04.409 --> 00:26:05.876 You were right, brother. 380 00:26:06.445 --> 00:26:08.242 One might not make a lot of money working hard... 381 00:26:08.413 --> 00:26:10.347 ...but he surely gets a lot of peace of mind. 382 00:26:10.582 --> 00:26:14.018 But, son, there's something that hurts me a lot. 383 00:26:14.219 --> 00:26:17.848 You send us half of your salary every month. 384 00:26:17.956 --> 00:26:19.082 It's my duty, dad. 385 00:26:19.324 --> 00:26:22.521 I don't want you to start swindling again for the need of money. 386 00:26:22.828 --> 00:26:25.058 Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! 387 00:26:25.264 --> 00:26:26.731 I won't be able to do that anymore. 388 00:26:27.966 --> 00:26:31.129 Son, wipe your face. 389 00:26:32.504 --> 00:26:36.531 Param, we want to go on a pilgrimage. 390 00:26:36.875 --> 00:26:39.503 On a pilgrimage? But you guys are already in Banaras. 391 00:26:39.778 --> 00:26:42.008 Everyone goes to Banaras for a pilgrimage and... 392 00:26:42.080 --> 00:26:43.172 Brother, the thing is... 393 00:26:43.348 --> 00:26:45.009 We have committed so many sins... 394 00:26:45.183 --> 00:26:47.014 That if we take a dip in the Ganges... 395 00:26:47.286 --> 00:26:49.777 Then it won't be able to wash anyone else's sins. 396 00:26:50.422 --> 00:26:53.789 That's why we want to go somewhere far away. 397 00:26:53.892 --> 00:26:55.883 Fine, dad. I'll send some money. 398 00:26:56.194 --> 00:26:57.957 Bless you, son. Bless you. 399 00:26:58.196 --> 00:26:59.493 Oh yes, Param... 400 00:27:00.299 --> 00:27:02.358 We might face a network problem over there. 401 00:27:02.567 --> 00:27:04.228 Yes. - Hence don't get worried. 402 00:27:04.536 --> 00:27:06.527 Okay? - Okay, dad. 403 00:27:06.605 --> 00:27:08.334 But call me as soon as you return. 404 00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:09.998 Yes. Yes, of course. - Bye, dad. 405 00:27:10.108 --> 00:27:11.735 Bye. Love you, son. - Bye. 406 00:27:11.843 --> 00:27:12.969 Love you. 407 00:27:13.445 --> 00:27:14.912 Poor guy. 408 00:27:15.514 --> 00:27:17.641 Dharam, you are a... 409 00:27:18.383 --> 00:27:20.180 Scoundrel. 410 00:27:21.219 --> 00:27:25.019 Thank you, God. Both of them have mended their ways. 411 00:27:29.962 --> 00:27:32.362 I think your bell isn't working. 412 00:27:39.071 --> 00:27:41.596 'T-minus 10, 9, 8... ' 413 00:27:41.873 --> 00:27:45.866 '7, 6, 5, going for the main entrance! Fire! ' 414 00:27:56.488 --> 00:27:58.388 Long live Dude-G! 415 00:27:58.657 --> 00:28:00.352 Long live Dude-G! 416 00:28:00.592 --> 00:28:02.321 Long live Dude-G! 417 00:28:02.594 --> 00:28:04.289 Long live Dude-G! 418 00:28:04.396 --> 00:28:07.365 Long live Dude-G! 419 00:28:07.466 --> 00:28:09.730 Enough! 420 00:28:11.470 --> 00:28:14.439 Long live Dude-G! 421 00:28:18.443 --> 00:28:24.109 Even the stars indicate that my dream is about to come true. 422 00:28:24.716 --> 00:28:27.879 Joginder Armstrong's dream! 423 00:28:28.253 --> 00:28:31.984 World's biggest mall! 424 00:28:32.124 --> 00:28:33.955 Universal mall! 425 00:28:34.259 --> 00:28:37.194 The world's first gravity defying, rotating mall. 426 00:28:37.629 --> 00:28:42.123 A mall so big that people will travel in small space capsules. 427 00:28:42.234 --> 00:28:43.792 What an idea, Dude-G! 428 00:28:43.869 --> 00:28:46.963 That's because Dude is a genius. 429 00:28:47.773 --> 00:28:52.005 But remember, this mall won't be just a mall... 430 00:28:52.377 --> 00:28:55.278 It will be the 8th wonder of this world. 431 00:28:55.347 --> 00:28:57.907 The 8th wonder of this world. 432 00:28:58.183 --> 00:29:02.381 Making which Dude will be... - A part of history. 433 00:29:02.487 --> 00:29:05.422 Not a part, but the part and parcel of it. 434 00:29:05.657 --> 00:29:07.022 Hey, that was ajoke! 435 00:29:07.125 --> 00:29:09.525 Come on! Come on! Come on! Loud. Loud. Loud. Clap. Clap. Clap. 436 00:29:09.761 --> 00:29:14.061 But it's sad that I still haven't got... 437 00:29:14.132 --> 00:29:18.626 ...the auspicious place shown to me by Space Pundit. 438 00:29:20.205 --> 00:29:24.403 I want 22, Sunny Street at any cost! 439 00:29:24.476 --> 00:29:25.670 Get out! 440 00:29:26.578 --> 00:29:28.239 Come on, clap. 441 00:29:53.839 --> 00:29:58.435 Don. 442 00:30:01.012 --> 00:30:03.412 Don. 443 00:30:05.817 --> 00:30:08.911 Don. 444 00:30:10.422 --> 00:30:13.949 Don. 445 00:30:14.226 --> 00:30:15.352 Attack! 446 00:30:15.994 --> 00:30:18.155 Don. 447 00:30:20.098 --> 00:30:21.588 Fools! 448 00:30:21.900 --> 00:30:23.424 Recognize me! 449 00:30:23.635 --> 00:30:25.034 From where have I come! 450 00:30:25.303 --> 00:30:27.294 Who am I! 451 00:30:27.439 --> 00:30:28.463 Who?! 452 00:30:28.573 --> 00:30:29.665 Charlie Chaplin? 453 00:30:33.478 --> 00:30:35.571 Wild cat! 454 00:30:59.404 --> 00:31:02.271 Everyone out in five minutes! 455 00:31:04.109 --> 00:31:08.546 Where's Khanna the owner of this club and the shops outside? 456 00:31:08.780 --> 00:31:12.341 Where is... - Run from here! Run! 457 00:31:13.118 --> 00:31:14.210 Who's over there? 458 00:31:14.286 --> 00:31:15.810 The one who is hiding, show yourself. 459 00:31:16.121 --> 00:31:17.679 Don't hurt me by hiding yourself. 460 00:31:17.956 --> 00:31:19.753 Come out. Come out. 461 00:31:22.227 --> 00:31:23.421 Come on. 462 00:31:26.198 --> 00:31:28.098 I had told you to leave. 463 00:31:29.167 --> 00:31:31.328 I was leaving but he stopped me. 464 00:31:31.636 --> 00:31:33.763 Who stopped you? 465 00:31:33.838 --> 00:31:34.998 Wait, please. 466 00:31:35.073 --> 00:31:37.405 Excuse me, what is your name? 467 00:31:39.611 --> 00:31:41.044 He isn't telling me. 468 00:31:41.146 --> 00:31:42.443 He isn't? - No. 469 00:31:42.514 --> 00:31:43.845 Then what is your name? 470 00:31:43.915 --> 00:31:46.110 Oh, my name is Sir Yograj Khanna. 471 00:31:48.787 --> 00:31:51.847 So you are Khanna. - Yes, I am. 472 00:31:52.057 --> 00:31:53.820 So where were you going? 473 00:31:53.925 --> 00:31:56.086 You asked me to leave hence I was leaving. 474 00:31:56.995 --> 00:31:59.225 Acting smart, huh? 475 00:32:00.098 --> 00:32:02.566 You don't know who I am! 476 00:32:03.134 --> 00:32:06.399 I'm your death! 477 00:32:21.152 --> 00:32:22.278 Hello. 478 00:32:25.290 --> 00:32:28.316 You don't know where I have come from! 479 00:32:28.627 --> 00:32:29.855 And who am I! 480 00:32:30.128 --> 00:32:32.619 You came through the gate, and who are you? 481 00:32:36.835 --> 00:32:41.534 It's not difficult, but impossible to get hold of me. 482 00:32:42.941 --> 00:32:43.999 Don. Don. Don. 483 00:32:44.109 --> 00:32:45.906 Don't. Don't. Don't. 484 00:32:45.977 --> 00:32:47.444 Don't. Don't. Don't. 485 00:32:47.812 --> 00:32:51.873 Down. Down. Down. 486 00:32:51.950 --> 00:33:00.483 Down. Down. Down. 487 00:33:06.064 --> 00:33:07.292 Just a minute. 488 00:33:08.967 --> 00:33:11.697 God's he's Your manufacturing defect. 489 00:33:12.137 --> 00:33:13.229 Shall I repair him? 490 00:33:15.674 --> 00:33:16.641 What was that? 491 00:33:16.741 --> 00:33:17.901 I was seeking permission. 492 00:33:17.976 --> 00:33:20.103 From whom? - From God. 493 00:33:24.215 --> 00:33:25.546 Did you get the permission? 494 00:33:26.284 --> 00:33:27.410 Yes. 495 00:33:33.158 --> 00:33:34.386 I like it. 496 00:35:04.616 --> 00:35:05.583 No! 497 00:35:05.650 --> 00:35:06.582 No! 498 00:35:06.985 --> 00:35:08.247 No, no, no! 499 00:35:08.353 --> 00:35:10.048 Please forgive me. Please forgive me. 500 00:35:11.022 --> 00:35:12.250 Let's go! Let's go! 501 00:35:17.328 --> 00:35:19.057 At least now tell me what your name is! 502 00:35:19.264 --> 00:35:20.322 Paramveer. 503 00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:23.394 Paramveer. Oh, my God! 504 00:35:23.568 --> 00:35:24.592 Paramveer! 505 00:35:24.702 --> 00:35:26.329 Paramveer! - Paramveer! 506 00:35:26.404 --> 00:35:27.996 Paramveer! - Paramveer! 507 00:35:29.407 --> 00:35:32.706 My elder brother's name was also Paramveer! 508 00:35:33.478 --> 00:35:35.605 Yes, Paramveer! 509 00:35:36.281 --> 00:35:38.010 He was the Robin Hood of this place. 510 00:35:38.082 --> 00:35:39.208 The Robin Hood. 511 00:35:39.851 --> 00:35:43.378 Now Robin is no more, what remains is just the hood. 512 00:35:44.689 --> 00:35:49.092 When he was alive no one would dare to come here. 513 00:35:51.396 --> 00:35:54.695 Thank you very much for saving all of us. 514 00:35:54.866 --> 00:35:55.992 Thank you. 515 00:35:56.534 --> 00:36:00.129 It feels as if my elder brother has returned. 516 00:36:00.638 --> 00:36:01.696 He's come back. 517 00:36:04.142 --> 00:36:05.939 Oh, Paramveer! 518 00:36:07.378 --> 00:36:08.743 Okay! Okay! 519 00:36:08.813 --> 00:36:12.271 Now Dude is pissed! Really, really pissed! 520 00:36:12.784 --> 00:36:15.412 Bunty, Babli, how many guys where there? 521 00:36:16.087 --> 00:36:17.384 Just one Singh. 522 00:36:18.189 --> 00:36:19.451 Jaswant Singh? 523 00:36:20.758 --> 00:36:23.659 So his name is Jaswant Singh? 524 00:36:23.928 --> 00:36:24.826 No! 525 00:36:24.896 --> 00:36:26.261 Just one Singh. 526 00:36:26.364 --> 00:36:27.558 One Sikh gentleman. 527 00:36:27.665 --> 00:36:28.893 One Sikh gentleman? 528 00:36:29.334 --> 00:36:30.392 Okay. 529 00:36:31.135 --> 00:36:33.126 So whom does he work for? 530 00:36:34.172 --> 00:36:35.196 For Lord. 531 00:36:35.306 --> 00:36:36.295 What? 532 00:36:36.474 --> 00:36:39.068 Even Lord Real Estate guys want the same place? 533 00:36:39.143 --> 00:36:41.304 Dude's place? - No! - What's this nonsense? 534 00:36:41.379 --> 00:36:43.040 Not Lord the Real Estate. 535 00:36:43.114 --> 00:36:45.981 Real Lord. The Lord up there. 536 00:36:46.217 --> 00:36:48.617 He takes direct orders from God. 537 00:36:48.920 --> 00:36:50.547 Really? - Right? - Yes. 538 00:36:50.822 --> 00:36:54.349 After seeing him I was like Oh, my God! 539 00:36:54.459 --> 00:36:55.653 Oh, my God! 540 00:36:55.994 --> 00:36:57.825 Hey, you! Look at me! Look at me! 541 00:36:57.929 --> 00:36:59.191 Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. 542 00:36:59.297 --> 00:37:00.594 What's your name? Bunty or Babli? 543 00:37:00.665 --> 00:37:02.963 Bunty. - Bunty? Talk to me. Tell me. Tell me your problem. 544 00:37:03.368 --> 00:37:06.132 Dude-G, I used to say that superheroes exist, right? 545 00:37:06.204 --> 00:37:07.000 Yes. 546 00:37:07.071 --> 00:37:08.800 But he's a Super Sikh. 547 00:37:08.873 --> 00:37:10.067 Super. Super. 548 00:37:10.141 --> 00:37:13.235 Hey, stop this, Super, super bullshit. 549 00:37:14.345 --> 00:37:18.406 No Super Sikh can stop the Dude's Universal mall's rotation. 550 00:37:19.551 --> 00:37:23.078 Like you need iron to cut through iron... 551 00:37:23.655 --> 00:37:25.646 ...you need a Sikh to get rid of a Sikh. - Oh. 552 00:37:26.024 --> 00:37:28.049 Call up Kartar in Canada. 553 00:37:28.126 --> 00:37:29.286 Oh yes. 554 00:37:29.394 --> 00:37:31.988 Yeah. - K... K... 555 00:37:32.096 --> 00:37:33.188 Complete it. Complete it. 556 00:37:33.298 --> 00:37:34.356 What are you trying to say? 557 00:37:34.432 --> 00:37:35.922 Kartar! - Kartar! 558 00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:37.228 Yeah. Now it's better. - Phone. Yes. 559 00:37:37.335 --> 00:37:38.461 How's it going, Paramveer? 560 00:37:38.536 --> 00:37:39.628 Great, sir. 561 00:37:40.238 --> 00:37:43.071 Mr. Khanna has offered me ajob to be his manager. 562 00:37:44.008 --> 00:37:46.169 You surely must've worked your wonders there as well. 563 00:37:47.946 --> 00:37:49.106 So, when's the check coming in? 564 00:37:49.180 --> 00:37:51.478 This time it will take some time for the check to come. 565 00:37:51.549 --> 00:37:52.538 That's fine by me. 566 00:37:52.617 --> 00:37:53.914 As long as it comes in. 567 00:37:53.985 --> 00:37:54.917 Better late than never. 568 00:37:55.019 --> 00:37:56.179 All the best. - Okay. 569 00:37:56.321 --> 00:37:57.151 Bye-bye. 570 00:38:03.628 --> 00:38:07.257 Param, in life, I've seen many millionaires and billionaires. 571 00:38:07.332 --> 00:38:09.232 But I've seen no one like the Oberois. 572 00:38:09.500 --> 00:38:12.469 They have wealth, but they have intellect as well. 573 00:38:12.837 --> 00:38:17.467 Even their servants have studied in London school of economics. 574 00:38:17.709 --> 00:38:19.006 Really? - Yeah. 575 00:38:19.310 --> 00:38:23.246 But now they will realize how smart and intelligent my club's manager is. 576 00:38:23.314 --> 00:38:25.839 ...and intelligent my club's manager is. 577 00:38:26.084 --> 00:38:27.142 Thank you, sir. 578 00:38:27.218 --> 00:38:29.584 I'll try my best to impress them. 579 00:38:36.594 --> 00:38:39.620 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 580 00:39:13.398 --> 00:39:14.592 Param! 581 00:39:21.939 --> 00:39:22.837 Hi. 582 00:39:22.907 --> 00:39:24.374 Thank you. 583 00:39:25.710 --> 00:39:26.870 Quiet! Quiet! 584 00:39:26.978 --> 00:39:29.003 Param, come over here! Come over here! 585 00:39:29.113 --> 00:39:30.603 Come, my boy. Come. 586 00:39:33.184 --> 00:39:34.617 Oberois. 587 00:39:39.624 --> 00:39:41.592 Oberoi. Oberoi greetings. 588 00:39:41.693 --> 00:39:43.058 Oberoi greetings. 589 00:39:44.295 --> 00:39:47.287 Oberoi greetings. - Oberoi greetings. 590 00:39:47.732 --> 00:39:49.222 Mr. Dharam Oberoi. 591 00:39:49.467 --> 00:39:53.665 Owner of Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi group of Industries. 592 00:39:55.973 --> 00:39:58.032 Oberoi greetings, Prem Oberoi. 593 00:39:58.409 --> 00:39:59.535 Only two Oberois? 594 00:40:00.044 --> 00:40:01.170 Where's the third one? 595 00:40:01.279 --> 00:40:03.179 Oh, the lucky Oberoi? 596 00:40:04.182 --> 00:40:06.241 He's far away, yet very close to us. 597 00:40:06.417 --> 00:40:08.942 He loves us a lot. 598 00:40:09.754 --> 00:40:11.619 He can face a lot of trouble... 599 00:40:11.989 --> 00:40:14.514 ...but can never see us in trouble. 600 00:40:14.959 --> 00:40:18.827 But you shouldn't trust anyone so much, especially nowadays. 601 00:40:18.896 --> 00:40:20.921 Trust? We trust him. 602 00:40:21.232 --> 00:40:22.927 You don't know him... 603 00:40:24.802 --> 00:40:27.032 Mr. Paramveer Singh Dhillon. 604 00:40:27.105 --> 00:40:28.629 My club's manager. 605 00:40:29.107 --> 00:40:33.874 And he's a topper from the university of Leicester. 606 00:40:33.978 --> 00:40:35.309 He's very smart and intelligent. 607 00:40:35.413 --> 00:40:38.382 You can ask him any intelligent question. 608 00:40:38.483 --> 00:40:39.507 Please go ahead. 609 00:40:40.118 --> 00:40:41.745 Sir Yograj Khanna... 610 00:40:41.819 --> 00:40:43.013 We are tired. 611 00:40:43.387 --> 00:40:44.718 We would like to relax. 612 00:40:44.789 --> 00:40:45.653 Thank you. 613 00:40:45.890 --> 00:40:47.414 Okay. Okay. Okay. - Please follow me. 614 00:40:47.525 --> 00:40:48.753 Play it! 615 00:40:54.632 --> 00:40:57.965 Are you sure you'll stay at your friend's place? 616 00:40:58.069 --> 00:40:59.559 I'm very much sure. 617 00:41:00.605 --> 00:41:03.938 He'll feel bad if we'll stay in a hotel. 618 00:41:04.242 --> 00:41:08.338 And like you, he too is Sage Nutty's devotee. 619 00:41:09.781 --> 00:41:13.512 His house is small but his heart is very big. 620 00:41:15.386 --> 00:41:17.047 Such a great thought. 621 00:41:17.455 --> 00:41:18.922 The car is here. I'll drop you there. 622 00:41:18.990 --> 00:41:21.185 Mr. Khanna, I'd like to talk to you for a minute. 623 00:41:21.259 --> 00:41:23.853 Okay. Come on. - Mr. Khanna, please let go of the bags. 624 00:41:27.365 --> 00:41:28.627 I'll drop them. 625 00:41:29.200 --> 00:41:31.293 I'll create a good impression about you. 626 00:41:32.537 --> 00:41:33.936 Very good. 627 00:41:34.405 --> 00:41:36.134 Now my honor is in your hand. 628 00:41:36.207 --> 00:41:39.005 I'm here to save your honor. 629 00:41:39.076 --> 00:41:40.202 Please. 630 00:41:40.578 --> 00:41:41.840 Shall we? 631 00:41:54.192 --> 00:41:57.958 Dharam, what's the time in Banaras? 632 00:41:58.596 --> 00:42:00.621 Four... No, five hours' difference. 633 00:42:00.731 --> 00:42:02.062 Five hours! 634 00:42:09.807 --> 00:42:12.298 Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi. 635 00:42:13.611 --> 00:42:16.580 New life. New name. 636 00:42:16.647 --> 00:42:19.207 We have lots of cases pending under our old names. 637 00:42:20.618 --> 00:42:21.949 Weren't you on a pilgrimage? 638 00:42:22.019 --> 00:42:23.452 We are here for a pilgrimage. 639 00:42:23.955 --> 00:42:26.788 Englishmen washed their sins in our country for 200 years. 640 00:42:27.358 --> 00:42:30.759 And we've come to take a dip in the river Thames. 641 00:42:30.862 --> 00:42:32.454 Yes. - A dip? 642 00:42:32.630 --> 00:42:34.495 In Thames? - Yes. 643 00:42:35.700 --> 00:42:36.962 And Suman? 644 00:42:37.401 --> 00:42:40.996 Suman... And he, they love each other. 645 00:42:41.439 --> 00:42:43.134 Love. - Love? 646 00:42:43.207 --> 00:42:47.166 Yeah, love. - With Prem Oberoi or Gajodhar? 647 00:42:47.545 --> 00:42:50.844 True love doesn't ask for names, son. 648 00:42:51.449 --> 00:42:52.916 What's in a name? 649 00:42:53.217 --> 00:42:55.913 It's still me. What difference does it make? 650 00:42:56.520 --> 00:42:57.714 It makes a difference. 651 00:42:59.891 --> 00:43:03.156 What do you think Sir Yograj Khanna... 652 00:43:03.227 --> 00:43:06.663 ...will let his daughter marry this florist? 653 00:43:06.964 --> 00:43:09.194 Why not? If their love is true. 654 00:43:09.300 --> 00:43:11.791 There's something called honesty as well. 655 00:43:12.136 --> 00:43:13.433 Honesty. 656 00:43:13.604 --> 00:43:15.162 What has honesty given you? 657 00:43:16.040 --> 00:43:18.440 It's a pity that between love and money... 658 00:43:18.509 --> 00:43:19.942 ...you guys have always chosen money. 659 00:43:20.044 --> 00:43:22.672 One can buy everything with money. 660 00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:25.505 Love, honor, everything. 661 00:43:25.583 --> 00:43:26.777 Right, Dharam? 662 00:43:26.884 --> 00:43:28.977 Only if he could understand! 663 00:43:29.086 --> 00:43:32.214 The relationship you guys are forming... 664 00:43:32.790 --> 00:43:34.985 ...for the greed of money, will ruin many lives. 665 00:43:36.160 --> 00:43:37.525 I won't let that happen. 666 00:43:37.862 --> 00:43:41.457 Paramveer, we didn't come this far to listen to your lecture. 667 00:43:41.565 --> 00:43:45.592 We are here for the biggest catch of our life. 668 00:43:46.370 --> 00:43:48.930 Don't try to come in our way. 669 00:43:49.006 --> 00:43:51.099 Fine, we'll see. 670 00:43:51.175 --> 00:43:53.075 Yes, of course. You can see. 671 00:43:53.177 --> 00:43:54.337 We, too, will see you! 672 00:43:54.612 --> 00:43:55.704 Let's go, Dharam. 673 00:44:18.369 --> 00:44:19.700 Oh damn! 674 00:44:31.515 --> 00:44:32.948 Hello. 675 00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:36.952 Let's go. 676 00:44:46.731 --> 00:44:48.631 But this was the address he gave me. 677 00:44:57.441 --> 00:45:01.207 Hello. - Dharam, what are you doing? 678 00:45:01.512 --> 00:45:02.672 Have you lost it? 679 00:45:10.154 --> 00:45:11.781 Come on, Gajodhar. Come in. 680 00:45:20.331 --> 00:45:23.391 Thank you. Thank you very much. 681 00:45:24.001 --> 00:45:25.468 God bless you. 682 00:45:39.784 --> 00:45:42.776 I'm feeling scared, Dharam. 683 00:45:43.521 --> 00:45:44.818 Look at his size. 684 00:45:45.289 --> 00:45:46.449 What if he raises his hand? 685 00:45:46.690 --> 00:45:48.248 Don't worry. We'll handle it. 686 00:45:52.096 --> 00:45:53.188 Look over there. 687 00:45:53.431 --> 00:45:55.956 'Nutty, Looney, Crazy! ' 688 00:45:56.033 --> 00:45:57.557 Don't worry. 689 00:45:58.102 --> 00:46:00.127 Sage Nutty is with us. 690 00:46:00.371 --> 00:46:04.239 But where is his devotee Gyanprakash? 691 00:46:04.408 --> 00:46:06.968 He must be close by. Where can he go? 692 00:46:10.414 --> 00:46:14.373 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 693 00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:16.952 So you guys are home. 694 00:46:17.488 --> 00:46:20.855 Sorry, I couldn't come out to receive you. 695 00:46:21.258 --> 00:46:24.659 Last night Sage Nutty appeared in my dream. 696 00:46:25.096 --> 00:46:27.121 Hey, you've started coming in dreams as well? 697 00:46:27.198 --> 00:46:28.358 He told me... 698 00:46:28.432 --> 00:46:30.423 I do. I do. 699 00:46:30.501 --> 00:46:35.063 And yes, I guess you guys have already met Einstein. 700 00:46:35.806 --> 00:46:36.966 There's just a monkey over here. 701 00:46:44.915 --> 00:46:47.782 Sorry, Einstein. 702 00:46:50.254 --> 00:46:53.621 Remember, never call him a monkey. 703 00:46:53.958 --> 00:46:55.585 Okay, we will never call him that. 704 00:46:55.826 --> 00:46:59.125 His IQ is higher than that of humans. 705 00:46:59.396 --> 00:47:02.422 Humans as a species have failed. 706 00:47:02.633 --> 00:47:05.898 He has a big body and he thinks big as well. 707 00:47:06.270 --> 00:47:10.001 Einstein will take full care of you. 708 00:47:10.541 --> 00:47:13.032 You'll just have to pay a charge of 50 pounds per day. 709 00:47:13.110 --> 00:47:14.941 Huh? Money? 710 00:47:15.212 --> 00:47:16.406 He's charging us? 711 00:47:16.514 --> 00:47:18.106 You guys must be wondering... 712 00:47:18.215 --> 00:47:21.378 ...how can Sage Nutty's devotee charge any money. 713 00:47:21.752 --> 00:47:25.449 I believe in the philosophy, there's no such thing as free lunch. 714 00:47:25.623 --> 00:47:27.147 Sholay's dialogue. 715 00:47:38.736 --> 00:47:41.967 Hurry up, girls. There's a lot of work pending. 716 00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:43.973 Offerings. Show me your hand. 717 00:47:44.041 --> 00:47:45.508 Oh, sorry. Sorry. 718 00:47:47.745 --> 00:47:49.076 Offerings. 719 00:47:53.250 --> 00:47:54.308 Any special reason? 720 00:47:54.418 --> 00:47:58.184 I'd prayed in a Sikh temple that I should find my true love. 721 00:47:58.956 --> 00:48:01.015 And I found Prem. 722 00:48:01.492 --> 00:48:04.484 And Param, where did she find Prem? 723 00:48:04.895 --> 00:48:07.796 At Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi's. 724 00:48:08.465 --> 00:48:10.023 I wish her the best. 725 00:48:10.234 --> 00:48:11.633 Now I don't want anything else. 726 00:48:11.735 --> 00:48:14.829 Even if Prem wasn't at Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi's... 727 00:48:14.905 --> 00:48:16.395 ...then too I would've married him only. 728 00:48:22.279 --> 00:48:26.978 What if your father is against that? 729 00:48:28.619 --> 00:48:30.678 Then we'd elope and get married. 730 00:48:33.257 --> 00:48:35.122 How much do you love Prem? 731 00:48:35.259 --> 00:48:37.454 A lot. You have no idea! 732 00:48:52.910 --> 00:48:56.812 God, you know my brother and dad very well. 733 00:48:57.114 --> 00:49:00.311 Yet you made Suman fall in love with my brother. 734 00:49:00.651 --> 00:49:03.279 Why? Are you mad? 735 00:49:05.689 --> 00:49:07.156 No way! 736 00:49:08.225 --> 00:49:12.924 When you could not change them then how will I? 737 00:49:13.297 --> 00:49:14.662 Lmpossible. 738 00:49:15.332 --> 00:49:17.664 No way! No way! No way! 739 00:49:28.445 --> 00:49:29.776 You are... 740 00:49:46.463 --> 00:49:47.555 He's asking for money. 741 00:49:47.631 --> 00:49:49.223 Give him Rs. 50. 742 00:50:03.414 --> 00:50:05.575 His IQ is more than us. 743 00:50:05.883 --> 00:50:07.248 He wants pounds. 744 00:50:07.518 --> 00:50:08.815 You want pounds? 745 00:50:08.919 --> 00:50:09.851 Just a minute. Just a minute. 746 00:50:09.953 --> 00:50:11.682 I'll give pounds. 747 00:50:13.090 --> 00:50:14.114 He will give. He will give. 748 00:50:14.358 --> 00:50:15.484 Pound. Pound. Pound. 749 00:50:15.592 --> 00:50:17.958 Hey? What is this? You are giving him alcohol? 750 00:50:24.935 --> 00:50:26.368 Don't. What if he goes crazy? 751 00:50:26.437 --> 00:50:28.098 Don't worry. Nothing will happen to him. 752 00:50:28.172 --> 00:50:29.161 Hey... Hey, no. 753 00:50:29.239 --> 00:50:30.433 No, no. - Drink it. Drink it. Drink it. 754 00:50:30.507 --> 00:50:31.439 No, no. 755 00:50:31.508 --> 00:50:33.499 Just go for it. Just go for it. 756 00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:37.169 Yes. 757 00:50:50.427 --> 00:50:52.122 No. No Indian money. 758 00:50:52.329 --> 00:50:54.126 Pound. Pound. Pound. 759 00:50:54.198 --> 00:50:55.290 Yeah. 760 00:51:10.013 --> 00:51:10.945 Wow. 761 00:51:11.048 --> 00:51:12.515 Hey, Dharam. What are you looking at? 762 00:51:12.750 --> 00:51:16.743 36, 24, 36. 763 00:51:18.088 --> 00:51:19.988 You will never change. 764 00:51:20.324 --> 00:51:22.952 What will I gain by changing? 765 00:51:30.534 --> 00:51:31.728 What's this? 766 00:51:34.505 --> 00:51:36.666 He actually brought real money! 767 00:51:37.441 --> 00:51:38.635 It's real. 768 00:51:38.909 --> 00:51:41.537 She's the queen. Keep her close to your heart. 769 00:51:41.779 --> 00:51:44.179 Who all will I keep close to my heart? 770 00:51:45.282 --> 00:51:48.342 I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Drunkard No. 1. 771 00:51:53.424 --> 00:51:55.187 Drink. Drink. 772 00:51:59.496 --> 00:52:01.225 Oh, no. 773 00:52:03.901 --> 00:52:05.835 Now you are behaving like humans. 774 00:52:07.738 --> 00:52:11.174 I don't like the name Einstein. 775 00:52:11.375 --> 00:52:14.105 His name should be Happy. Happy Singh. 776 00:52:15.612 --> 00:52:22.211 Happy... 777 00:52:34.531 --> 00:52:42.495 We are friends forever. 778 00:52:42.573 --> 00:52:46.566 I shall sacrifice my life... 779 00:52:46.844 --> 00:52:52.783 But I shall never sacrifice our friendship. 780 00:53:05.596 --> 00:53:10.295 Dharam, in Banaras monkeys used to stay on the roof of our house. 781 00:53:11.201 --> 00:53:16.229 And here, this monkey and we are staying under the same roof. 782 00:53:17.474 --> 00:53:21.069 I wonder what else we'll have to endure in this country? 783 00:53:21.245 --> 00:53:23.372 Nothing will happen. Don't worry. 784 00:53:24.481 --> 00:53:26.278 You'll get engaged tomorrow. 785 00:53:26.550 --> 00:53:28.484 After that everything will be fine. 786 00:53:28.585 --> 00:53:33.318 They are getting engaged, play the music. 787 00:53:33.790 --> 00:53:38.523 It's time to celebrate, play the music. 788 00:53:38.862 --> 00:53:43.231 The moon and stars dance... 789 00:53:43.300 --> 00:53:48.328 When you dance, all bachelors dance with you. 790 00:53:48.405 --> 00:53:54.674 When you dance, everyone dances with you. 791 00:54:04.655 --> 00:54:07.419 When you dance, boys clap. 792 00:54:07.491 --> 00:54:10.221 Be careful or someone will have you kidnapped. 793 00:54:12.529 --> 00:54:15.157 When you dance, boys clap. 794 00:54:15.232 --> 00:54:17.564 Be careful or someone will have you kidnapped. 795 00:54:17.668 --> 00:54:22.298 Your beauty is like a rare diamond! 796 00:54:22.372 --> 00:54:25.034 Your dress is red in color. 797 00:54:25.142 --> 00:54:27.576 Your fancy extensions sting hard. 798 00:54:27.678 --> 00:54:30.306 Making a thousand excuses. 799 00:54:30.380 --> 00:54:32.575 This boy asks for your heart. 800 00:54:32.683 --> 00:54:36.119 When I dance, boys clap. 801 00:54:36.186 --> 00:54:38.552 When I sing, they rap. 802 00:54:38.622 --> 00:54:43.184 My beauty is like a rare diamond! 803 00:54:43.260 --> 00:54:45.820 My dress is red in color. 804 00:54:45.896 --> 00:54:48.387 My fancy extensions sting hard. 805 00:54:48.465 --> 00:54:51.059 Making a thousand excuses. 806 00:54:51.168 --> 00:54:53.693 This boy asks for my heart. 807 00:55:05.115 --> 00:55:10.314 Oh God, keep my beloved away from all evil. 808 00:55:10.554 --> 00:55:15.321 Keep our love away from all evil. 809 00:55:15.392 --> 00:55:20.659 Oh God, keep my beloved away from all evil. 810 00:55:30.641 --> 00:55:33.633 Bangles... 811 00:55:33.910 --> 00:55:38.074 Bangles dance around my wrist. 812 00:55:38.382 --> 00:55:41.442 Beloved... 813 00:55:41.685 --> 00:55:46.122 My beloved romances in rustic style. 814 00:55:46.223 --> 00:55:51.286 The flowers on your tresses made my heart skip a beat, my love. 815 00:55:51.361 --> 00:55:56.025 You emit mesmerizing fragrance, my love! 816 00:55:56.099 --> 00:55:58.863 Your dress is red in color. 817 00:55:58.935 --> 00:56:01.495 Your fancy extensions sting hard. 818 00:56:01.605 --> 00:56:04.165 Making a thousand excuses. 819 00:56:04.274 --> 00:56:06.572 This boy asks for your heart. 820 00:56:06.677 --> 00:56:09.271 Your dress is red in color. 821 00:56:09.346 --> 00:56:11.814 Your fancy extensions sting hard. 822 00:56:11.915 --> 00:56:14.543 Making a thousand excuses. 823 00:56:14.651 --> 00:56:18.451 This boy asks for your heart. 824 00:56:28.165 --> 00:56:29.291 What happened? 825 00:56:32.002 --> 00:56:35.096 No one would've done what you did. 826 00:56:36.673 --> 00:56:38.163 I didn't do anything. 827 00:56:39.342 --> 00:56:42.971 I just fulfilled the promise I made to your parents. 828 00:56:43.046 --> 00:56:45.446 May their soul rest in peace. 829 00:56:45.949 --> 00:56:47.075 I did nothing. 830 00:56:47.417 --> 00:56:48.543 Mr. Khanna... 831 00:56:49.419 --> 00:56:52.252 Yes? - Suman isn't your daughter? 832 00:56:52.355 --> 00:56:54.823 No. She's just like a daughter to me. 833 00:56:55.392 --> 00:56:56.552 Just like a daughter? 834 00:56:56.660 --> 00:56:57.957 Suman, you didn't tell them? 835 00:56:58.028 --> 00:57:00.360 I tried telling him a number of times. 836 00:57:00.464 --> 00:57:02.830 But he always stopped me saying... 837 00:57:02.933 --> 00:57:05.527 I don't want to know anything about your family. 838 00:57:06.236 --> 00:57:08.227 I love you. 839 00:57:08.371 --> 00:57:11.966 And with our love we shall create a new world. 840 00:57:12.075 --> 00:57:13.167 Wow. 841 00:57:15.946 --> 00:57:17.345 Thank you so much, uncle. 842 00:57:17.981 --> 00:57:20.347 All this is the result of your good upbringing. 843 00:57:20.417 --> 00:57:21.782 You have given him such great values. 844 00:57:21.852 --> 00:57:23.979 Yes, I've brought him up well. 845 00:57:28.492 --> 00:57:30.255 Hey, Param, what happened? 846 00:57:30.327 --> 00:57:32.227 What's so funny? - Nothing, just... 847 00:57:34.064 --> 00:57:36.225 I cannot believe that even in this age and time... 848 00:57:36.767 --> 00:57:38.064 ...something like true love really exists. 849 00:57:38.201 --> 00:57:40.533 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. - There you are. 850 00:57:40.771 --> 00:57:43.604 Everyone should have a father like you. 851 00:57:43.673 --> 00:57:45.664 You've given such great values to your son. 852 00:57:45.742 --> 00:57:47.607 Am I right, Mr. Khanna? - Yes, of course. 853 00:57:47.677 --> 00:57:49.736 Have some sweets. Please. - No, thank you. 854 00:57:49.813 --> 00:57:52.907 No? And everyone should have a son like you. 855 00:57:53.283 --> 00:57:55.945 You are following your father's footsteps. 856 00:57:56.953 --> 00:57:59.547 You should have some of this sweet for sure. 857 00:58:03.927 --> 00:58:05.724 And you? 858 00:58:05.796 --> 00:58:08.424 All this is thanks to Sage Nutty. 859 00:58:08.965 --> 00:58:11.559 Nutty, Looney... 860 00:58:11.902 --> 00:58:13.199 Crazy! 861 00:58:14.137 --> 00:58:17.106 Mr. Khanna, you? - Thank you. Thank you, my boy. 862 00:58:18.975 --> 00:58:20.738 Hey, my sweetheart. 863 00:58:20.844 --> 00:58:21.902 Hi. 864 00:58:34.758 --> 00:58:35.884 Reet! - Suman! 865 00:58:35.992 --> 00:58:36.981 Where were you? 866 00:58:37.093 --> 00:58:38.685 I'm sorry, I'm a little late. 867 00:58:38.795 --> 00:58:40.524 Forget it. - Oh, I'm sorry. 868 00:58:40.597 --> 00:58:42.121 I had to see off the guests. 869 00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:44.633 Fine, I can forgive you for anything. 870 00:58:45.068 --> 00:58:47.127 Hello, Prem. - Hello. 871 00:58:47.204 --> 00:58:48.865 You take good care of her. 872 00:58:50.774 --> 00:58:53.208 Hello, uncle. Nice to meet you. 873 00:58:53.310 --> 00:58:54.800 Hi. 874 00:58:54.878 --> 00:58:56.004 Hey. - Hi! 875 00:58:56.112 --> 00:58:57.409 Honey. 876 00:58:57.914 --> 00:58:59.973 This is Reet, my daughter. 877 00:59:02.419 --> 00:59:04.410 Your daughter? - Yes. 878 00:59:05.789 --> 00:59:07.950 Real? - Of course. 879 00:59:08.024 --> 00:59:11.653 The old child of Sir Yograj Khanna... 880 00:59:11.728 --> 00:59:18.566 ...and beloved wife Late Lady Elizabeth Michelin Walter Khanna. 881 00:59:18.802 --> 00:59:20.429 The great painter. 882 00:59:21.705 --> 00:59:24.367 She seems to have taken after her mother. 883 00:59:25.075 --> 00:59:27.202 But unfortunately I'm not a painter. 884 00:59:27.277 --> 00:59:30.110 I just work in an art gallery. 885 00:59:30.413 --> 00:59:32.813 My daughter has just returned from Paris. 886 00:59:32.883 --> 00:59:37.718 Alright, Reet, now I want you to meet Param, my boy. 887 00:59:38.488 --> 00:59:39.955 Didn't I tell you about him? 888 00:59:40.056 --> 00:59:44.720 Oh, so you are the one? - Yeah. Good guy. - Hello. 889 00:59:47.731 --> 00:59:51.167 Dad has praised you a lot over the phone. 890 00:59:51.234 --> 00:59:52.360 Thanks a million. 891 01:00:05.815 --> 01:00:07.112 This sound? 892 01:00:08.251 --> 01:00:11.846 It stopped. - Yes, it did. 893 01:00:12.255 --> 01:00:13.244 It stopped. 894 01:00:17.027 --> 01:00:17.959 Move! 895 01:00:18.361 --> 01:00:20.022 Move away, you rascal! 896 01:00:23.333 --> 01:00:24.357 Let go of it! 897 01:00:24.434 --> 01:00:26.698 Let go of it, Happy! Let go of it! 898 01:00:27.103 --> 01:00:29.469 Happy, don't let go of the bag. 899 01:00:29.539 --> 01:00:31.336 Don't let go of his bag. 900 01:00:35.145 --> 01:00:40.139 You aren't my father. You are my enemy. 901 01:00:41.184 --> 01:00:43.049 Relax, my boy. Relax. 902 01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:44.450 Relax! 903 01:00:44.754 --> 01:00:46.779 I'm the one who got engaged to an orphan! 904 01:00:47.424 --> 01:00:48.652 Relax! 905 01:00:49.693 --> 01:00:51.786 People break off marriages every... 906 01:00:51.861 --> 01:00:53.556 Can't you break off an engagement? 907 01:00:53.663 --> 01:00:57.895 Dharam, please come to the point, don't confuse me. 908 01:00:57.968 --> 01:00:59.458 No confusion. 909 01:00:59.736 --> 01:01:05.971 If Prem Oberoi the heir of Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi... 910 01:01:06.443 --> 01:01:09.935 ...stops loving Suman and falls in love with Reet... 911 01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:12.373 ...then Khanna won't mind that. 912 01:01:12.482 --> 01:01:13.881 Rather he'll be happy. 913 01:01:13.950 --> 01:01:17.181 And anyway, one cannot control his heart. 914 01:01:18.388 --> 01:01:22.415 Dharam, I'm sure you have done a course in being a scoundrel. 915 01:01:22.525 --> 01:01:27.121 Hey, don't abuse talent by calling it a course. 916 01:01:27.230 --> 01:01:28.492 It's God's gift. 917 01:01:30.166 --> 01:01:31.190 Cheers. 918 01:01:31.301 --> 01:01:33.826 You, too, have a drink sometimes. 919 01:01:34.804 --> 01:01:36.533 Alcohol doesn't suit me. 920 01:01:37.107 --> 01:01:39.007 I get out of control as soon as I drink it. 921 01:01:41.044 --> 01:01:42.944 Then you should surely drink. 922 01:01:43.713 --> 01:01:46.113 Is this club always this empty? 923 01:01:48.184 --> 01:01:49.446 Yes. 924 01:01:49.886 --> 01:01:53.253 It needs a redesign. - Yes. 925 01:01:54.457 --> 01:01:55.981 Reet, too, was saying so. 926 01:01:56.760 --> 01:02:00.287 Reet? She is right. 927 01:02:00.697 --> 01:02:02.324 Then why didn't you? 928 01:02:04.567 --> 01:02:05.727 I did. 929 01:02:07.103 --> 01:02:08.934 I did. I always did things for others. 930 01:02:09.339 --> 01:02:12.240 I always give to the one who came to my door. 931 01:02:12.776 --> 01:02:15.745 That's why today I have a palatial house. 932 01:02:16.012 --> 01:02:17.445 Luxury cars. 933 01:02:17.781 --> 01:02:20.045 Business, exotic properties. 934 01:02:20.116 --> 01:02:21.481 But all of these... 935 01:02:22.218 --> 01:02:23.549 But all of these... 936 01:02:24.654 --> 01:02:25.985 Are mortgaged. 937 01:02:28.058 --> 01:02:33.928 I've a bank loan of 10 million pounds which I have to repay. 938 01:02:36.232 --> 01:02:43.570 Now all I have is this club and a few shops outside. 939 01:02:44.441 --> 01:02:45.567 That's it. 940 01:02:46.709 --> 01:02:48.108 That's all I have. 941 01:02:49.479 --> 01:02:52.642 Sir Yograj Khanna is finished. 942 01:02:56.119 --> 01:02:58.246 I've not told Reet about it. 943 01:02:59.289 --> 01:03:00.722 I've only told you. 944 01:03:01.257 --> 01:03:05.250 Now that I've told you, you too leave the job. 945 01:03:05.528 --> 01:03:07.120 Just like the others. 946 01:03:07.197 --> 01:03:08.289 You too leave. 947 01:03:08.398 --> 01:03:11.595 Mr. Khanna, I'm with you. 948 01:03:11.935 --> 01:03:13.994 Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 949 01:03:15.738 --> 01:03:17.501 Sage Nutty said the same thing. 950 01:03:17.874 --> 01:03:19.774 Nutty? - Thank you. 951 01:03:19.876 --> 01:03:21.070 God bless you. 952 01:03:23.446 --> 01:03:27.507 Once Suman gets married... 953 01:03:27.750 --> 01:03:30.412 ...l'm thinking of taking a loan from Oberoi. 954 01:03:30.487 --> 01:03:33.081 I'll take a loan and pay off all my creditors in the market. 955 01:03:33.823 --> 01:03:36.519 What's 10-20 million pounds for him? 956 01:03:36.593 --> 01:03:40.791 He gives 40-50 billion pounds to poor countries. 957 01:03:40.964 --> 01:03:42.090 He's very generous. 958 01:03:42.198 --> 01:03:43.358 Large heart. 959 01:03:43.433 --> 01:03:44.866 True, he's very generous. 960 01:03:45.835 --> 01:03:51.171 Listen, I have some reserve funds. Okay? 961 01:03:51.708 --> 01:03:53.608 You discuss this with Reet. 962 01:03:53.676 --> 01:03:56.167 Redesign this club. Okay? 963 01:03:56.546 --> 01:04:00.642 And if you fall short then pay from your pocket. 964 01:04:01.851 --> 01:04:04.684 Me? - We are family now. 965 01:04:07.257 --> 01:04:10.055 Make an inventory for the rest of the paintings. - Okay. Sure. 966 01:04:10.126 --> 01:04:12.560 Hi, Reet. - Oh. Hi, Prem. 967 01:04:12.629 --> 01:04:13.891 One second, please. 968 01:04:13.963 --> 01:04:16.158 And check with the curator as well. - Yes, ma'am. 969 01:04:16.666 --> 01:04:18.293 Okay. Thank you. That will be all. 970 01:04:18.368 --> 01:04:19.460 Okay, ma'am. 971 01:04:19.869 --> 01:04:23.396 Yes, Prem? - Well, I was just passing by. 972 01:04:24.140 --> 01:04:26.472 I just thought I should drop in and say hi. 973 01:04:27.477 --> 01:04:29.342 Prem, I wish you had called and come. 974 01:04:29.412 --> 01:04:32.779 I've a very busy day today. - No problem. 975 01:04:32.849 --> 01:04:34.214 Okay. 976 01:04:35.351 --> 01:04:40.846 Actually, I wanted to buy a lot of paintings for my New York office. 977 01:04:41.791 --> 01:04:47.957 You know, since childhood Prem has loved art. 978 01:04:48.531 --> 01:04:49.930 That's nice. 979 01:04:50.200 --> 01:04:52.498 So, why don't you look around then? 980 01:04:52.936 --> 01:04:55.769 And I'll be right with you. - Okay. 981 01:05:09.185 --> 01:05:10.584 Wow! What a painting! 982 01:05:10.653 --> 01:05:11.779 Brought a donkey back to life! 983 01:05:12.722 --> 01:05:15.316 This isn't a donkey. This is a horse. 984 01:05:17.460 --> 01:05:18.552 A horse? 985 01:05:19.896 --> 01:05:22.057 You should avoid keeping paintings of mundane painters. 986 01:05:22.131 --> 01:05:23.996 You never come to know what they paint. 987 01:05:24.067 --> 01:05:26.160 This is a Hussain. 988 01:05:26.236 --> 01:05:28.727 Hussain's famous horse painting. 989 01:05:28.805 --> 01:05:29.931 The 'Wah Taj' guy? 990 01:05:30.406 --> 01:05:31.896 Doesn't he play the Tambula? 991 01:05:33.042 --> 01:05:35.203 I'm not talking about Zakir Hussain. 992 01:05:35.478 --> 01:05:38.106 I'm talking about M. F. Hussain. 993 01:05:38.948 --> 01:05:45.581 Of course. I was just joking. - Okay. 994 01:05:47.590 --> 01:05:49.217 Who is this M. F. Hussain? 995 01:05:49.292 --> 01:05:51.419 Reet, this painting is amazing. 996 01:05:52.662 --> 01:05:53.822 Just like you. 997 01:05:54.430 --> 01:05:55.624 Thank you. 998 01:05:55.832 --> 01:05:57.993 Actually, this is one of my favorite paintings. 999 01:05:58.101 --> 01:06:01.093 Yeah? - The style reminds me of Leonardo's work. 1000 01:06:01.537 --> 01:06:05.132 I just love Leonardo! I've seen Titanic 25 times. 1001 01:06:05.508 --> 01:06:06.975 What a love story! 1002 01:06:08.878 --> 01:06:11.108 I'm not talking about Leonardo Di Caprio. 1003 01:06:11.414 --> 01:06:13.882 I'm talking about Leonardo Da Vinci. 1004 01:06:14.484 --> 01:06:16.418 The world famous painter. 1005 01:06:17.453 --> 01:06:19.887 I was just checking you out. - What! 1006 01:06:19.956 --> 01:06:21.514 I mean your knowledge. 1007 01:06:21.758 --> 01:06:24.784 Okay. - Reet. - Hi, Paramveer. 1008 01:06:25.361 --> 01:06:26.828 You are bang on time for the meeting. 1009 01:06:26.896 --> 01:06:29.364 I'm used to making an entrance at the right time. 1010 01:06:30.533 --> 01:06:33.161 Hello, Mr. Oberoi. - Hello. 1011 01:06:33.870 --> 01:06:35.462 Shall we go now? - Yes. 1012 01:06:35.905 --> 01:06:38.100 Prem, we have a meeting scheduled with an architect... 1013 01:06:38.174 --> 01:06:39.539 ...to discuss the club designs. 1014 01:06:39.642 --> 01:06:40.973 I've got to go now. 1015 01:06:41.044 --> 01:06:42.978 It was lovely discussing art with you. 1016 01:06:43.046 --> 01:06:44.877 Bye. Let's go. 1017 01:07:24.387 --> 01:07:26.252 My Gajodhar is here. 1018 01:07:26.723 --> 01:07:28.384 Did things go well with Reet? 1019 01:07:28.458 --> 01:07:29.652 Things are working out well. 1020 01:07:30.026 --> 01:07:31.550 What things are working out? 1021 01:07:31.627 --> 01:07:33.185 You are wasting a lot of time. 1022 01:07:33.262 --> 01:07:36.026 My style is different. - What style do you have? 1023 01:07:36.132 --> 01:07:37.656 If I would've been in your place... 1024 01:07:37.867 --> 01:07:40.358 ...then she would've got pregnant by now. 1025 01:07:40.470 --> 01:07:42.404 You are just giving me a headache. 1026 01:07:43.306 --> 01:07:44.568 Hurry up, do something. 1027 01:07:50.546 --> 01:07:51.979 Happy! 1028 01:07:56.352 --> 01:07:57.979 Learn something from him. 1029 01:08:00.256 --> 01:08:03.225 Hi, handsome. - Hi. 1030 01:08:03.326 --> 01:08:04.725 Do it again. 1031 01:08:07.697 --> 01:08:08.959 Wanna dance? 1032 01:08:10.333 --> 01:08:13.200 Lovely hands. - Have a look! 1033 01:08:13.269 --> 01:08:14.793 Reet's calling me. 1034 01:08:14.871 --> 01:08:17.066 She's just calling you, it's not like she is here. 1035 01:08:17.206 --> 01:08:19.037 Hi, Prem. - Hi, Reet. 1036 01:08:19.108 --> 01:08:21.872 You wanna come for a drive? - Of course. 1037 01:08:22.245 --> 01:08:23.542 Okay, bye. 1038 01:08:28.518 --> 01:08:30.611 Yes, yes. Why not! 1039 01:08:31.154 --> 01:08:32.280 Of course. 1040 01:08:32.355 --> 01:08:33.720 Just wait. - I love you. I love you. 1041 01:08:33.790 --> 01:08:36.224 I'll be waiting. - I'll call you soon. 1042 01:08:36.325 --> 01:08:39.522 Oh, you are so sweet. Yeah. Yeah. 1043 01:08:42.298 --> 01:08:44.926 Really? Okay. See you soon. 1044 01:08:45.001 --> 01:08:46.025 Bye. 1045 01:08:46.602 --> 01:08:48.900 Dharam, Reet wants to go for a drive with me. 1046 01:08:49.539 --> 01:08:51.507 You stay here and kill time with the monkey. 1047 01:08:51.808 --> 01:08:52.832 I'll make a move. 1048 01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:07.287 Hi, Reet. - Hi. 1049 01:09:07.623 --> 01:09:10.387 You look great. - Thank you. 1050 01:09:10.493 --> 01:09:12.723 And what about me? 1051 01:09:14.430 --> 01:09:18.196 I wish I could say the same about you. 1052 01:09:19.836 --> 01:09:21.463 Just joking! 1053 01:09:23.906 --> 01:09:25.203 Good. Good joke. 1054 01:09:25.308 --> 01:09:27.469 So, where are we going for a drive? 1055 01:09:27.577 --> 01:09:29.169 Surprise! 1056 01:09:30.813 --> 01:09:33.805 You? - Yes! My phone got conked off. 1057 01:09:33.883 --> 01:09:35.976 That's why I asked Reet to call you. 1058 01:09:36.052 --> 01:09:37.747 Hop in. - Yes. 1059 01:09:41.824 --> 01:09:45.624 Reet, I'm thinking of finding a nice boy for you. 1060 01:09:47.163 --> 01:09:49.529 Someone like him? No thanks. 1061 01:09:49.999 --> 01:09:53.093 Why? What's wrong with Prem? - Yes? 1062 01:09:53.336 --> 01:09:55.930 He's too knowledgeable for me. 1063 01:09:56.005 --> 01:09:58.030 Knowledgeable? - Right, Prem? 1064 01:10:00.409 --> 01:10:02.343 I wonder what kind of a boy you will find. 1065 01:10:03.012 --> 01:10:04.877 Paramveer. - Paramveer? 1066 01:10:04.947 --> 01:10:07.006 Hi, Param. - Hi. 1067 01:10:07.116 --> 01:10:08.879 I've just mailed you some new designs. 1068 01:10:08.951 --> 01:10:10.885 I'm sure you'll like it. Just check it. 1069 01:10:10.953 --> 01:10:13.513 Thank you so much. That's fantastic. 1070 01:10:13.589 --> 01:10:14.988 You're a sweetheart. 1071 01:10:15.591 --> 01:10:18.321 Hey, listen, do you wanna come for a drive? 1072 01:10:19.195 --> 01:10:20.253 Drive? 1073 01:10:20.363 --> 01:10:24.629 Isn't this knowledgeable boy enough for you two beautiful girls? 1074 01:10:25.234 --> 01:10:27.168 Where are you? - He's busy I think. 1075 01:10:27.236 --> 01:10:28.567 Me? I'm in the club. 1076 01:10:29.272 --> 01:10:31.297 I'll pick you up in 10 minutes. - Okay. 1077 01:10:31.374 --> 01:10:32.773 I'll see you in the car park. 1078 01:10:33.075 --> 01:10:36.306 Reet. Drive. 1079 01:10:38.381 --> 01:10:39.541 Oh God! 1080 01:10:48.291 --> 01:10:49.519 Hey! 1081 01:11:10.680 --> 01:11:14.514 Bunty Singh is here to teach you a lesson! - Yes! 1082 01:11:15.184 --> 01:11:17.049 You guys are back to get thrashed? 1083 01:11:18.087 --> 01:11:19.714 How did he recognize us? 1084 01:11:20.122 --> 01:11:24.491 I don't know about you but I'm not someone who can be easily forgotten. 1085 01:11:24.860 --> 01:11:26.623 He must've recognized you. He doesn't recognize me. 1086 01:11:26.729 --> 01:11:29.459 Hey! Come here. 1087 01:11:29.632 --> 01:11:31.190 Param, wait. 1088 01:11:31.701 --> 01:11:34.431 Prem, you go ahead. 1089 01:11:35.004 --> 01:11:37.336 Today show them that you are not just knowledgeable... 1090 01:11:37.406 --> 01:11:38.805 ...but strong as well. 1091 01:11:39.208 --> 01:11:40.300 Yeah, Prem. 1092 01:12:06.068 --> 01:12:08.332 Go for it, Prem. You can do it. 1093 01:12:27.023 --> 01:12:28.581 My brother! 1094 01:12:35.131 --> 01:12:41.001 I've brought you here to beat him and not hug him. - Yes. 1095 01:12:41.070 --> 01:12:42.594 You'll have to keep the promise that you made. 1096 01:12:42.705 --> 01:12:46.539 Whether he's a Sikh or Kartar, you'll have to beat him. 1097 01:12:46.609 --> 01:12:49.703 What will I face Dude? I'll be done for. 1098 01:12:49.779 --> 01:12:51.644 And she'll be ruined. - Yes. 1099 01:12:51.714 --> 01:12:54.012 You brought us here to beat our brother? 1100 01:12:54.083 --> 01:12:56.051 Yes. - Brother never hurts anyone. 1101 01:12:56.352 --> 01:12:59.048 You lied to us? You... 1102 01:13:00.489 --> 01:13:02.457 Run! Run! 1103 01:13:04.326 --> 01:13:05.623 That was awesome. 1104 01:13:05.695 --> 01:13:08.255 Param, you are very famous. 1105 01:13:08.364 --> 01:13:09.991 You were just amazing today. 1106 01:13:10.566 --> 01:13:13.399 Prem, can you take a photo of us? - Yeah. 1107 01:13:13.469 --> 01:13:14.766 My camera isn't working. 1108 01:13:15.571 --> 01:13:16.469 I've got a camera. 1109 01:13:16.539 --> 01:13:18.564 Here. Take. 1110 01:13:35.291 --> 01:13:36.588 Gajodhar. 1111 01:13:38.060 --> 01:13:39.687 My son... 1112 01:13:39.962 --> 01:13:42.487 Yes, Dharam. Tell me. - Please come here. 1113 01:13:42.565 --> 01:13:44.123 Come here. Come here. 1114 01:13:44.900 --> 01:13:48.233 How was last night's drive with Reet? 1115 01:13:48.304 --> 01:13:50.534 It was amazing! 1116 01:13:50.706 --> 01:13:52.071 We had a candle-light dinner as well. 1117 01:13:52.141 --> 01:13:54.609 The one that involves a candle. - Big one or a small one? 1118 01:13:55.144 --> 01:13:56.509 Size doesn't matter. 1119 01:13:56.579 --> 01:13:57.671 Oh really? 1120 01:13:57.747 --> 01:14:01.012 Then what happened? - Then? We went to a discotheque. 1121 01:14:01.083 --> 01:14:04.052 You went to a disco as well. Well done, son. 1122 01:14:04.120 --> 01:14:06.554 You went to a disco as well. Then what happened? 1123 01:14:07.056 --> 01:14:08.114 Then... 1124 01:14:08.457 --> 01:14:10.823 Don't ask me to go on, I'm feeling shy. - Oh. 1125 01:14:12.394 --> 01:14:14.589 I'm feeling ashamed, you shameless being! 1126 01:14:17.266 --> 01:14:18.528 What is this? This! 1127 01:14:24.473 --> 01:14:25.963 I've clicked such nice pictures, haven't I? 1128 01:14:26.709 --> 01:14:28.734 I was impressing Reet with my photography. 1129 01:14:28.844 --> 01:14:32.302 Are you here to get married or to create a wedding album? 1130 01:14:33.382 --> 01:14:36.317 Look, Dharam, don't go by the photo. 1131 01:14:36.452 --> 01:14:38.477 Paramveer was just passing by that place. 1132 01:14:38.554 --> 01:14:41.489 And Suman too? 1133 01:14:41.590 --> 01:14:42.852 Exactly. 1134 01:14:42.925 --> 01:14:45.951 Gajodhar, you'll just keep watching... 1135 01:14:46.061 --> 01:14:48.962 ...and Paramveer will take the girl away from right under your eyes. 1136 01:14:50.800 --> 01:14:52.734 Am I not looking handsome in those photos? 1137 01:14:56.772 --> 01:14:58.865 After all whose son am I? 1138 01:15:00.042 --> 01:15:01.304 What are you doing here? 1139 01:15:02.278 --> 01:15:04.473 I was just passing by and I thought... 1140 01:15:04.547 --> 01:15:05.912 ...I should ask how you guys are doing. 1141 01:15:05.981 --> 01:15:08.677 You are so concerned about us. 1142 01:15:09.652 --> 01:15:11.051 Don't worry. 1143 01:15:11.453 --> 01:15:14.854 We are going to get Khanna's all wealth. 1144 01:15:17.092 --> 01:15:20.027 Khanna, because of whose money you guys have come here... 1145 01:15:20.930 --> 01:15:23.091 ...that poor guy is in a lot of debt. 1146 01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:26.695 Heard him, Gajodhar. 1147 01:15:27.403 --> 01:15:29.894 Khanna is in a lot of debt. 1148 01:15:30.973 --> 01:15:33.237 You are in love with his daughter. 1149 01:15:33.609 --> 01:15:35.600 That's why he is in a lot of debt. 1150 01:15:36.111 --> 01:15:37.840 We won't be fooled by what you say. 1151 01:15:37.913 --> 01:15:41.576 Gajodhar, Suman loves you a lot. 1152 01:15:42.251 --> 01:15:44.014 Never betray her. 1153 01:15:44.687 --> 01:15:46.746 You'll never find a girl better than her. 1154 01:15:46.822 --> 01:15:47.914 He will. 1155 01:15:49.024 --> 01:15:50.548 He'll get her at any cost. 1156 01:15:50.993 --> 01:15:54.690 And her name is Reet. 1157 01:15:58.234 --> 01:16:00.464 He can't have Reet even in his dreams. 1158 01:16:00.803 --> 01:16:03.271 He will get married to Suman. 1159 01:16:03.839 --> 01:16:08.071 And yes, even Sage Nutty wouldn't be able to save you. 1160 01:16:09.979 --> 01:16:12.470 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1161 01:16:12.681 --> 01:16:14.615 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1162 01:16:14.683 --> 01:16:16.412 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1163 01:16:16.619 --> 01:16:18.109 He is challenging us. 1164 01:16:20.222 --> 01:16:21.780 Don't worry. 1165 01:16:22.992 --> 01:16:25.187 Whether or not you get Reet, 1166 01:16:25.594 --> 01:16:28.495 ...but your brother will surely get her. - Paramveer? 1167 01:16:59.995 --> 01:17:01.189 Hello. 1168 01:17:01.530 --> 01:17:03.191 Yokozuna speaking. 1169 01:17:03.599 --> 01:17:05.191 Yes, Bunty. 1170 01:17:05.901 --> 01:17:07.300 Yes, full team. 1171 01:17:07.603 --> 01:17:09.969 Okay. Love to Babli. 1172 01:17:17.179 --> 01:17:21.115 Mr. Oberoi, what important thing did you want to discuss? 1173 01:17:22.751 --> 01:17:25.515 It's important as well as not so important. 1174 01:17:25.621 --> 01:17:30.081 I feel like telling you about it today. - Please. 1175 01:17:30.159 --> 01:17:33.151 Actually, I have two sons. 1176 01:17:34.596 --> 01:17:38.657 Prem has a twin. 1177 01:17:39.601 --> 01:17:42.161 Twins? - Twins?! 1178 01:17:42.237 --> 01:17:46.901 Yeah. Twins. - How? 1179 01:17:47.176 --> 01:17:48.939 He just came to London. 1180 01:17:49.278 --> 01:17:50.836 I thought I should introduce him to you. 1181 01:17:50.913 --> 01:17:52.778 Sure. Why didn't you tell me about this any sooner? 1182 01:17:52.848 --> 01:17:55.476 Everything needs to be done at the right time. 1183 01:17:55.584 --> 01:17:57.415 You are right. 1184 01:17:57.987 --> 01:18:01.889 Prem's twin will be interesting like Prem. 1185 01:18:02.524 --> 01:18:04.014 They are coming together, right? 1186 01:18:04.526 --> 01:18:08.485 That's the problem, Mr. Paramveer. 1187 01:18:08.597 --> 01:18:11.691 Oh. - They hate each other. 1188 01:18:12.134 --> 01:18:13.761 They don't get along at all. 1189 01:18:14.403 --> 01:18:16.337 One doesn't stay where the other is. 1190 01:18:17.006 --> 01:18:20.533 Prem is a very good businessman... 1191 01:18:20.943 --> 01:18:23.673 ...whereas he is a very good painter. 1192 01:18:23.779 --> 01:18:25.508 Oh. Painter! 1193 01:18:25.581 --> 01:18:27.572 Oh, he's a genius. 1194 01:18:27.649 --> 01:18:30.880 I'd love to meet him. - Me too. 1195 01:19:00.449 --> 01:19:02.144 Mr. Hussain's mare. 1196 01:19:02.484 --> 01:19:04.975 Doesn't stop following me. 1197 01:19:06.622 --> 01:19:07.680 Gaja Gamini. 1198 01:19:16.432 --> 01:19:18.229 Doesn't it look as if Prem has come here... 1199 01:19:18.534 --> 01:19:20.297 ...wearing fake moustache and glasses? 1200 01:19:20.736 --> 01:19:23.227 Param, they are identical twins. 1201 01:19:24.473 --> 01:19:26.441 Then why did he need a moustache? 1202 01:19:27.076 --> 01:19:32.912 Param, now do you understand Oberoi, Oberoi... 1203 01:19:35.317 --> 01:19:36.807 And Oberoi. 1204 01:19:39.188 --> 01:19:40.849 Son, what is your name? 1205 01:19:41.156 --> 01:19:42.987 Q. - Why? 1206 01:19:43.659 --> 01:19:45.684 Because I want to know your name. 1207 01:19:45.994 --> 01:19:48.394 Because his name is Q. 1208 01:19:48.997 --> 01:19:52.125 P Q R S T... - Q. 1209 01:19:52.768 --> 01:19:55.760 Oh. - Very unique name. 1210 01:19:55.838 --> 01:19:59.740 I didn't want anyone to guess my caste, religion... 1211 01:20:00.075 --> 01:20:01.474 ...or my country by my name. 1212 01:20:01.777 --> 01:20:05.338 Right. - I'm human and they should consider me a human. 1213 01:20:06.849 --> 01:20:09.716 As soon as I saw you I understood... 1214 01:20:10.352 --> 01:20:14.448 ...that you have genius bacteria inside you. 1215 01:20:18.427 --> 01:20:21.624 Mr. Genius, how many minutes apart... 1216 01:20:21.697 --> 01:20:22.959 ...were you and your brother born? 1217 01:20:23.298 --> 01:20:25.129 Two. Two minutes. 1218 01:20:25.400 --> 01:20:26.958 Oh. Two minutes. 1219 01:20:27.035 --> 01:20:31.028 He was born. I made Maggi and Prem was born. 1220 01:20:31.874 --> 01:20:33.239 Grand entry. 1221 01:20:33.976 --> 01:20:37.241 Q, what type of a painter are you? 1222 01:20:38.113 --> 01:20:39.444 'Dabang' type. 1223 01:20:39.915 --> 01:20:41.143 'Dabang' type? 1224 01:20:41.917 --> 01:20:43.612 Fearless. - Fearless. 1225 01:20:44.086 --> 01:20:47.283 The things renowned painters fear painting... 1226 01:20:47.356 --> 01:20:49.483 Is what Q makes. 1227 01:20:49.591 --> 01:20:52.059 Oh really? - Oh. 1228 01:20:52.127 --> 01:20:55.255 So, Q, what kind of a brush do you use? 1229 01:20:55.464 --> 01:20:57.864 Ajanta. - Toothbrush?! 1230 01:20:58.600 --> 01:20:59.760 Toothbrush! 1231 01:20:59.835 --> 01:21:02.827 He uses toothbrush, hairbrush, shoe brush... 1232 01:21:02.905 --> 01:21:04.497 He uses all types of brushes. 1233 01:21:04.573 --> 01:21:07.872 But he doesn't use painting brush. 1234 01:21:07.943 --> 01:21:10.468 That's why... - That's why I wanted. 1235 01:21:10.546 --> 01:21:14.414 Yeah. - If you were so wanted then where were you hiding? 1236 01:21:15.651 --> 01:21:19.781 It's no secret, I'm in the clouds, the rain... 1237 01:21:20.556 --> 01:21:21.853 I'm in a scorpion. 1238 01:21:22.157 --> 01:21:27.993 I'm a soldier who is close to everyone's heart. 1239 01:21:29.598 --> 01:21:32.658 You shouldn't fool around like a stranger... 1240 01:21:33.268 --> 01:21:37.898 ...you are a dear one and dear ones are always very dear. 1241 01:21:38.941 --> 01:21:41.375 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1242 01:21:41.443 --> 01:21:43.673 Oh yeah. That too. - Huh? 1243 01:21:43.745 --> 01:21:47.078 Q, I've always admired crazy painters. 1244 01:21:47.182 --> 01:21:49.514 What do you have to say about Dali? 1245 01:21:54.056 --> 01:21:56.217 Yeah! - Dali, Dali... 1246 01:21:56.425 --> 01:22:01.522 Each branch, each leave, each plant knows how I am. 1247 01:22:02.698 --> 01:22:04.222 You are so funny. 1248 01:22:04.333 --> 01:22:06.995 Mr. Q, I've got one more question. 1249 01:22:07.102 --> 01:22:10.094 Excuse me. Where's the washroom? 1250 01:22:10.505 --> 01:22:12.063 That way. - Thank you. 1251 01:22:12.641 --> 01:22:13.733 Please take care of this. 1252 01:22:13.842 --> 01:22:16.072 Okay. - Please don't mind. 1253 01:22:16.178 --> 01:22:19.739 Even geniuses go to the toilet. - Oh yeah. 1254 01:22:20.949 --> 01:22:23.816 Param, he's quite an interesting guy. 1255 01:22:24.119 --> 01:22:25.746 Yeah, very interesting. 1256 01:22:26.154 --> 01:22:27.621 Interesting family. 1257 01:22:27.990 --> 01:22:30.515 What mess have I got myself into by becoming a painter? 1258 01:22:31.226 --> 01:22:34.627 Picasso. Van Gogh... 1259 01:22:38.233 --> 01:22:39.564 Dali... 1260 01:22:41.136 --> 01:22:42.831 Dali was a painter? 1261 01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:45.365 Why did you! 1262 01:22:45.907 --> 01:22:47.067 Dali... - Prem? 1263 01:22:47.142 --> 01:22:48.609 Yes? 1264 01:22:48.710 --> 01:22:50.575 Why are you roaming around with a moustache and glasses? 1265 01:22:51.513 --> 01:22:53.003 Are you going for a fancy dress competition? 1266 01:22:53.115 --> 01:22:54.412 No. - Take them off. They don't look good on you. 1267 01:22:54.516 --> 01:22:56.074 No! No! No! - Prem! Prem! 1268 01:22:56.151 --> 01:22:58.881 No! - Prem! Prem, listen! 1269 01:22:58.954 --> 01:23:01.718 No! No! - Prem, listen to me! 1270 01:23:01.790 --> 01:23:04.020 Prem! - No! - Prem! 1271 01:23:04.092 --> 01:23:06.026 Prem! Prem! 1272 01:23:06.094 --> 01:23:07.391 Prem! 1273 01:23:07.796 --> 01:23:09.229 Listen to me! Suman! Listen to me! - Prem, what is this craziness? 1274 01:23:09.298 --> 01:23:10.925 Take them out! They don't look good on you! 1275 01:23:10.999 --> 01:23:12.296 No! No! No! - What is she doing? - Prem! 1276 01:23:12.367 --> 01:23:13.629 No! - What are you doing, Suman? - Prem! 1277 01:23:13.735 --> 01:23:16.829 Suman, he is not Prem. - No! 1278 01:23:17.673 --> 01:23:20.301 Then who is he? - He is Q. 1279 01:23:21.043 --> 01:23:23.443 He is Q? - Yes. - His name is Q. 1280 01:23:23.512 --> 01:23:25.377 He's Prem's twin brother. 1281 01:23:27.482 --> 01:23:29.882 Q. - I'm sorry Mr. Q. 1282 01:23:30.519 --> 01:23:32.146 But why such moustaches? 1283 01:23:33.488 --> 01:23:36.048 My Prem looks so handsome without a moustache. 1284 01:23:36.124 --> 01:23:39.218 Suman, both my sons are very handsome. 1285 01:23:39.861 --> 01:23:42.955 He keeps a moustache so that I too know... 1286 01:23:43.031 --> 01:23:45.795 ...who is Q and who is not Q. 1287 01:23:45.867 --> 01:23:48.199 Hence I've been drawing a moustache... 1288 01:23:48.503 --> 01:23:49.527 ...on my face since childhood. 1289 01:23:49.638 --> 01:23:52.402 And hence then I have gotten into the habit of painting. 1290 01:23:52.474 --> 01:23:54.999 Oh. - That's why. - Funny. 1291 01:23:55.110 --> 01:23:58.204 Mr. Q, I'm sure your painting... 1292 01:23:58.513 --> 01:24:02.574 ...will be just as unique as your name. - Yeah. 1293 01:24:03.752 --> 01:24:07.711 Why not? - Yeah. - Yeah, I'd love to see your paintings. 1294 01:24:07.789 --> 01:24:09.552 You would? - Yes. 1295 01:24:10.192 --> 01:24:12.023 She would. She would... 1296 01:24:12.094 --> 01:24:13.823 She would! 1297 01:24:37.119 --> 01:24:38.108 Check. 1298 01:24:39.354 --> 01:24:42.812 Gajodhar, you have been painting since 5 hours. 1299 01:24:42.891 --> 01:24:44.119 Will you take 5 days to make it? 1300 01:24:44.893 --> 01:24:46.485 I'm giving the final touches. 1301 01:24:47.062 --> 01:24:49.053 I'm giving the final touches. 1302 01:24:50.599 --> 01:24:53.090 Hey, where's my queen? 1303 01:24:55.704 --> 01:24:57.069 Why are you behaving like this? 1304 01:24:57.172 --> 01:24:58.366 Where's my queen? 1305 01:25:08.884 --> 01:25:10.181 Yes! 1306 01:25:10.786 --> 01:25:11.912 Look at this! 1307 01:25:12.621 --> 01:25:15.749 My masterpiece. - What a masterpiece. 1308 01:25:17.592 --> 01:25:20.561 Yeah! - What is this? What is it! Stop clapping. 1309 01:25:20.629 --> 01:25:21.755 Stop it! 1310 01:25:22.898 --> 01:25:24.365 What have you made? 1311 01:25:26.201 --> 01:25:27.691 I'd got a ten on ten for this in school. 1312 01:25:27.803 --> 01:25:29.395 Reet isn't in school. 1313 01:25:29.471 --> 01:25:31.268 She'll start running as soon as she sees it. 1314 01:25:34.976 --> 01:25:39.345 I've heard that world's every genius painter... 1315 01:25:39.414 --> 01:25:42.542 ...drinks and makes a masterpiece. 1316 01:25:42.617 --> 01:25:45.643 Gajodhar, you too should drink today. 1317 01:25:45.720 --> 01:25:48.280 Drink as much as you want, my son. 1318 01:25:48.390 --> 01:25:52.986 Perhaps, you might get a masterpiece idea. 1319 01:25:54.830 --> 01:26:00.097 Gajodhar, did you get any idea. 1320 01:26:00.836 --> 01:26:04.499 Everything is swimming. - Swimming? 1321 01:26:04.840 --> 01:26:07.206 It's slowly swimming... 1322 01:27:14.876 --> 01:27:18.471 Oh God, this hangover! 1323 01:27:18.713 --> 01:27:21.113 Alcohol ruins the next morning. 1324 01:27:24.152 --> 01:27:25.176 Huh! 1325 01:27:25.921 --> 01:27:27.218 This... 1326 01:27:28.723 --> 01:27:30.384 Gajodhar... - Yes? 1327 01:27:30.458 --> 01:27:33.518 Who... who has created this mess? 1328 01:27:34.496 --> 01:27:35.929 I don't know. 1329 01:27:36.298 --> 01:27:38.926 And... and that painting? 1330 01:27:39.167 --> 01:27:40.759 Did you make it? 1331 01:27:41.703 --> 01:27:44.171 How can I make such a bad painting? 1332 01:27:44.539 --> 01:27:46.097 Where is that scoundrel? Where's Happy? 1333 01:27:47.542 --> 01:27:50.375 Look, Happy has become colorful. 1334 01:27:52.781 --> 01:27:54.646 Bloody drunkard. 1335 01:27:54.883 --> 01:27:56.748 He's become Technicolor. 1336 01:27:57.085 --> 01:27:58.211 He's behind all this. 1337 01:27:59.054 --> 01:28:02.046 Before anyone sees this painting let's throw it out. 1338 01:28:02.157 --> 01:28:03.886 Otherwise, both of us will get deported. 1339 01:28:13.101 --> 01:28:14.329 Just a minute. 1340 01:28:52.707 --> 01:28:57.007 Dharam, she is crying. - The painting is such. 1341 01:28:59.047 --> 01:29:01.072 Mark! Spencer! 1342 01:29:27.142 --> 01:29:28.234 Wow! 1343 01:29:28.810 --> 01:29:31.278 You are the next Picasso. 1344 01:29:32.113 --> 01:29:35.276 It's amazing. I love it. 1345 01:29:35.917 --> 01:29:38.613 You like it so much? - Yes. 1346 01:29:39.487 --> 01:29:43.355 Consider it a gift from me for your art gallery. 1347 01:29:44.592 --> 01:29:46.787 Thank you so much, Q. 1348 01:29:49.698 --> 01:29:50.960 Yes! 1349 01:29:55.136 --> 01:29:58.071 Param, come here. I want to show you something. 1350 01:29:58.339 --> 01:29:59.397 Yeah. 1351 01:30:01.676 --> 01:30:03.143 You okay? - Yeah. 1352 01:30:03.611 --> 01:30:05.636 Take a look at Q's painting. 1353 01:30:32.440 --> 01:30:34.499 It touches the soul. 1354 01:30:38.313 --> 01:30:39.575 Handkerchief. 1355 01:30:44.753 --> 01:30:47.551 You can see that Q's miraculous painting... 1356 01:30:47.622 --> 01:30:49.749 ...is making the world shed tears. 1357 01:30:49.824 --> 01:30:51.155 How are you feeling? 1358 01:30:58.066 --> 01:31:01.263 This painting reflects the metaphysical pain... 1359 01:31:01.369 --> 01:31:03.269 ...of the inner turmoil of the painter. 1360 01:31:03.371 --> 01:31:04.998 No, no. I believe this painting shows... 1361 01:31:05.106 --> 01:31:07.666 ...the inherent desire of the artist to be one with the universe. 1362 01:31:07.776 --> 01:31:10.973 Hey! - Q! Q! I love you! 1363 01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:14.207 He's a true artist in the true sense of the word. 1364 01:31:40.041 --> 01:31:41.201 Every day whether or not... 1365 01:31:41.309 --> 01:31:43.971 It's not what you see that is art. 1366 01:31:44.045 --> 01:31:47.242 Art is the gap, you know what I mean? 1367 01:31:47.315 --> 01:31:51.479 I mean your paintings are post colonial, post... 1368 01:31:55.824 --> 01:31:59.453 Shut up! Dude wants this painting. 1369 01:31:59.527 --> 01:32:02.963 Dude wants this painting. Mom! 1370 01:32:03.631 --> 01:32:05.428 How do you like the world to remember you? 1371 01:32:07.836 --> 01:32:08.962 There was once a great painter. 1372 01:32:09.037 --> 01:32:10.868 What inspires you to do your painting? 1373 01:32:12.807 --> 01:32:15.105 Sorry. No more questions. - Hey Q! 1374 01:32:28.656 --> 01:32:31.284 Come on, Prem! Answer the goddamn phone! 1375 01:32:31.359 --> 01:32:36.558 Today, I'm ready to face any mountains! 1376 01:32:36.631 --> 01:32:42.092 You called me, and here I am. 1377 01:32:42.170 --> 01:32:44.263 I would've killed you if you wouldn't have come here. 1378 01:32:44.339 --> 01:32:45.772 You would've killed me? 1379 01:32:45.840 --> 01:32:47.398 You would've killed me? 1380 01:32:48.243 --> 01:32:49.574 Mr. Khanna, the nightclub is ready. 1381 01:32:49.677 --> 01:32:51.201 And this is the promotional plan. 1382 01:32:51.279 --> 01:32:54.339 Billboard, internet, TV and everything. - No! No! No! 1383 01:32:54.415 --> 01:32:56.576 This is very expensive! 1384 01:32:56.684 --> 01:32:58.447 It's going to be very expensive. 1385 01:32:58.553 --> 01:33:01.522 I've taken care of it. I've made the arrangements. 1386 01:33:02.657 --> 01:33:04.648 Param, just think... - What? 1387 01:33:05.059 --> 01:33:07.960 A queue of youngsters outside the nightclub. 1388 01:33:08.029 --> 01:33:10.520 A queue of oldies. A queue of beautiful foreigners. 1389 01:33:10.798 --> 01:33:11.856 A queue of dark-skinned people. 1390 01:33:11.933 --> 01:33:14.925 A queue of fans. A queue of media. 1391 01:33:15.270 --> 01:33:17.500 Queues everywhere. 1392 01:33:17.572 --> 01:33:20.268 Historical queue. - That's very good. 1393 01:33:20.341 --> 01:33:22.138 And what if all this happens for free? 1394 01:33:22.410 --> 01:33:24.071 But why will this happen for free? 1395 01:33:24.612 --> 01:33:29.914 We'll make Q the chief guest for our nightclub's opening. 1396 01:33:30.351 --> 01:33:33.684 Q? - But why will Q do it? 1397 01:33:33.755 --> 01:33:36.383 Because he's just like family now. 1398 01:33:36.491 --> 01:33:39.016 You don't worry. - That's my worry. 1399 01:33:39.861 --> 01:33:46.061 Param, my boy, it looks like Q has been sent from top for us. 1400 01:33:50.605 --> 01:33:51.537 Who is that?! 1401 01:33:52.006 --> 01:33:53.132 Hey, Prem! 1402 01:33:53.241 --> 01:33:54.868 How come you are here? - Prem! 1403 01:33:54.943 --> 01:33:56.934 Prem, are you alright? - What happened, Suman? 1404 01:33:57.211 --> 01:33:59.645 Nothing, we were playing the 'Ek Tha Tiger' game. 1405 01:34:02.617 --> 01:34:04.517 She means like in the movie Tiger goes... 1406 01:34:04.619 --> 01:34:06.985 ...to meet his beloved by climbing a pipe... 1407 01:34:07.689 --> 01:34:08.747 I too did that. 1408 01:34:09.624 --> 01:34:12.252 But for this Tiger this pipe is very weak. 1409 01:34:12.327 --> 01:34:15.763 Please change it and save the Tiger. 1410 01:34:16.130 --> 01:34:18.428 Anyway, there are hardly any Tigers left in this world. 1411 01:34:19.000 --> 01:34:20.160 Good night. 1412 01:34:20.234 --> 01:34:21.565 Good night. - Good night. 1413 01:34:22.203 --> 01:34:26.401 Param, he had handed me a university's degree. 1414 01:34:26.474 --> 01:34:28.032 Don't worry, Mr. Khanna. 1415 01:34:28.509 --> 01:34:31.774 After marriage even the best Tigers become pet cats. 1416 01:34:35.783 --> 01:34:36.772 You're right. 1417 01:34:36.851 --> 01:34:39.149 So, Mr. Khanna, what's the good news? 1418 01:34:39.454 --> 01:34:42.548 I've fixed the wedding date, it's after 10 days. 1419 01:34:42.657 --> 01:34:43.851 My wedding? 1420 01:34:44.292 --> 01:34:45.850 Where's the bride? 1421 01:34:47.662 --> 01:34:50.927 You'll find a bride as well but you'll have to contact my boy Param. 1422 01:34:51.032 --> 01:34:52.465 He can arrange anything for you. 1423 01:34:52.567 --> 01:34:53.864 We will find a bride for you later. 1424 01:34:53.935 --> 01:34:58.531 But for now, Mr. Khanna is talking about Suman and Prem's wedding. 1425 01:34:58.840 --> 01:35:00.307 Here, have some sweets. 1426 01:35:03.344 --> 01:35:05.005 Aren't you happy? 1427 01:35:05.613 --> 01:35:07.808 I am happy. Why won't I be happy? 1428 01:35:08.182 --> 01:35:10.275 But what's the hurry? 1429 01:35:10.485 --> 01:35:12.851 It's your son who is in a hurry. 1430 01:35:13.388 --> 01:35:14.753 Am I right, Mr. Groom? 1431 01:35:15.289 --> 01:35:20.090 For how long will the poor guy play 'Ek Tha Tiger' late in the nights? 1432 01:35:22.663 --> 01:35:25.723 What was the need to play 'Ek Tha Tiger' with Suman? 1433 01:35:26.134 --> 01:35:29.001 I was tired of saying intelligent things with that moustache on. 1434 01:35:29.303 --> 01:35:31.533 For some time I wanted to be what I am. 1435 01:35:31.606 --> 01:35:34.473 People risk their life when they are about to do something big. 1436 01:35:34.542 --> 01:35:37.067 And you are tired of saying intelligent things! 1437 01:35:37.311 --> 01:35:38.938 Happy, reason it with him. 1438 01:35:39.013 --> 01:35:40.105 Hey! 1439 01:35:40.214 --> 01:35:41.943 What's wrong with him? - Happy? 1440 01:35:45.286 --> 01:35:47.846 Fly away, oh pigeon! 1441 01:35:47.955 --> 01:35:50.719 Fly away, oh pigeon! 1442 01:35:51.292 --> 01:35:54.489 Fly away, oh pigeon! 1443 01:35:54.562 --> 01:35:58.498 Now what is this? - Suman has sent me a love letter. 1444 01:35:58.566 --> 01:35:59.863 Through this pigeon? 1445 01:35:59.934 --> 01:36:03.529 Just a minute. 1446 01:36:03.604 --> 01:36:06.095 Hey, stop your movie style drama. 1447 01:36:08.776 --> 01:36:11.540 Don't disturb me. - Stop it! 1448 01:36:13.347 --> 01:36:14.905 You always keep bossing around me! 1449 01:36:15.183 --> 01:36:16.810 Why don't you do something about that Paramveer... 1450 01:36:17.085 --> 01:36:18.518 ...who is messing up everything? 1451 01:36:20.988 --> 01:36:22.114 Now, don't disturb me. 1452 01:36:26.360 --> 01:36:28.123 Paramveer. 1453 01:36:31.833 --> 01:36:35.633 Hello. Hi. Bunty Hiroshima. 1454 01:36:35.736 --> 01:36:38.603 And Babli Nagasaki reporting, Dude-G. 1455 01:36:38.673 --> 01:36:40.698 What is the report? 1456 01:36:40.775 --> 01:36:44.370 Plan bombed. 1457 01:36:47.115 --> 01:36:48.241 What do you mean? 1458 01:36:48.316 --> 01:36:52.514 There were so many Sumos that the plane couldn't take off. 1459 01:36:58.459 --> 01:36:59.483 Yes! - Yes. 1460 01:36:59.594 --> 01:37:00.561 Yes! - Yes. 1461 01:37:00.628 --> 01:37:02.255 Yes! - Yes. 1462 01:37:08.936 --> 01:37:11.097 But you don't worry, Dude-G. 1463 01:37:11.472 --> 01:37:14.032 They are coming in a big Titanic like ship. - Yes. 1464 01:37:14.108 --> 01:37:15.871 Titanic! - Yes. 1465 01:37:15.977 --> 01:37:17.205 The one that sank. - Yes. 1466 01:37:17.311 --> 01:37:20.109 That means even this one will sink. - Yes. No! 1467 01:37:20.381 --> 01:37:21.405 Do one thing. 1468 01:37:21.649 --> 01:37:26.712 Call Bruce Lee's grandson Dead Lee in Mainland China... 1469 01:37:26.787 --> 01:37:28.414 Yes? - Yes. 1470 01:37:40.635 --> 01:37:42.296 Param, we did it. 1471 01:37:42.370 --> 01:37:44.964 The place looks absolutely amazing. 1472 01:37:45.473 --> 01:37:47.031 Thank you so much. 1473 01:37:47.875 --> 01:37:49.900 I couldn't have done it without you. 1474 01:37:50.344 --> 01:37:52.039 You're a sweetheart. 1475 01:38:04.025 --> 01:38:05.390 What was that? 1476 01:38:05.893 --> 01:38:09.420 Actually, I want to say something. 1477 01:38:09.931 --> 01:38:12.729 I, too, am in a mood to listen. 1478 01:38:13.201 --> 01:38:15.192 I... - Yeah? 1479 01:38:16.237 --> 01:38:19.001 Oh God. - Just say it. 1480 01:38:21.409 --> 01:38:24.503 Reet... - Hi, uncle. 1481 01:38:25.513 --> 01:38:27.674 Don't worry about that. Just tell me. 1482 01:38:27.982 --> 01:38:30.041 What do you want to tell me? - I... 1483 01:38:30.284 --> 01:38:31.649 Go on... 1484 01:38:32.053 --> 01:38:35.352 Reet, dear... - Yes. 1485 01:38:35.423 --> 01:38:36.890 Come. Come here. 1486 01:38:38.492 --> 01:38:41.052 I'm sorry. I'll be right back. 1487 01:38:44.832 --> 01:38:48.427 Reet, darling, I feel like drinking and dancing today. 1488 01:38:49.003 --> 01:38:51.904 Paramveer and you have made such a colorful club. 1489 01:38:52.006 --> 01:38:54.167 And both of you look so dull. 1490 01:38:54.275 --> 01:38:55.469 You should celebrate it. 1491 01:38:55.543 --> 01:38:57.033 You should have drinks in your hand. 1492 01:38:57.111 --> 01:38:59.306 Enjoy with him. Cheers. 1493 01:38:59.780 --> 01:39:03.477 It goes in and true feelings come out. - Sorry? 1494 01:39:03.718 --> 01:39:05.515 I was talking to my drink. 1495 01:39:05.820 --> 01:39:07.378 Oh. - Cheers. 1496 01:39:10.524 --> 01:39:12.492 One bottle of scotch, please. 1497 01:39:13.561 --> 01:39:15.290 Cheers. Cheers. 1498 01:39:18.232 --> 01:39:20.462 I don't drink. - Drink it. 1499 01:39:20.735 --> 01:39:24.296 You'll easily be able to say what's in your heart. 1500 01:39:24.405 --> 01:39:26.896 You are right. 1501 01:39:33.281 --> 01:39:34.407 Tell me. 1502 01:39:36.350 --> 01:39:38.079 I think I need one more. 1503 01:39:57.371 --> 01:40:01.637 Hey! Q has come! Everybody get ready now! Everybody! 1504 01:40:01.709 --> 01:40:02.869 Reet! Q has come! 1505 01:40:02.943 --> 01:40:04.467 What are you doing here? Come on! 1506 01:40:04.545 --> 01:40:06.410 Let's go there! Come on! Everybody! 1507 01:40:06.480 --> 01:40:09.608 Everybody! Q has come! Hurry up, babies. Come on. 1508 01:40:21.228 --> 01:40:23.389 Hey Q! 1509 01:40:47.455 --> 01:40:49.650 Be the water in my drink. 1510 01:40:49.757 --> 01:40:52.055 Be the story of my heart. 1511 01:40:52.159 --> 01:40:53.751 Be my queen. 1512 01:40:53.861 --> 01:40:55.988 Be mine! Be mine! 1513 01:40:56.063 --> 01:40:58.623 Be the water in my drink. 1514 01:40:58.699 --> 01:41:00.792 Be the story of my heart. 1515 01:41:01.068 --> 01:41:02.660 Be my queen. 1516 01:41:02.737 --> 01:41:04.967 Be mine! Be mine! 1517 01:41:05.239 --> 01:41:07.673 I have my own ways! 1518 01:41:07.742 --> 01:41:09.710 Being rustic in UK! 1519 01:41:09.777 --> 01:41:13.543 I make our own rules! 1520 01:41:13.647 --> 01:41:14.841 They cheat... 1521 01:41:14.949 --> 01:41:15.973 They bluff... 1522 01:41:16.050 --> 01:41:18.211 They swindle the whole world! 1523 01:41:18.319 --> 01:41:20.412 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1524 01:41:20.521 --> 01:41:22.648 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1525 01:41:22.723 --> 01:41:24.850 They cheat... They cheat... 1526 01:41:24.959 --> 01:41:27.189 They swindle the whole world! 1527 01:41:27.428 --> 01:41:29.259 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1528 01:41:29.330 --> 01:41:32.231 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1529 01:41:49.450 --> 01:41:54.080 I look into their eyes and steal their hearts! 1530 01:41:54.155 --> 01:41:58.990 Girls of UK are crazy about me! 1531 01:42:02.730 --> 01:42:04.994 Temper... - We are hot tempered. 1532 01:42:05.065 --> 01:42:07.090 This world... - It's very confused. 1533 01:42:07.201 --> 01:42:09.260 Painting! - It's making news! 1534 01:42:09.370 --> 01:42:11.804 Beautiful! 1535 01:42:11.939 --> 01:42:14.169 I have my own ways! 1536 01:42:14.241 --> 01:42:16.539 Being rustic in UK! 1537 01:42:16.644 --> 01:42:19.078 I make our own rules! 1538 01:42:20.214 --> 01:42:21.476 They cheat... 1539 01:42:21.582 --> 01:42:22.640 They cheat... 1540 01:42:22.716 --> 01:42:24.877 They swindle the whole world! 1541 01:42:24.952 --> 01:42:27.079 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1542 01:42:27.154 --> 01:42:29.247 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1543 01:42:29.356 --> 01:42:31.415 They cheat... They cheat... 1544 01:42:31.492 --> 01:42:33.756 They swindle the whole world! 1545 01:42:33.861 --> 01:42:35.954 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1546 01:42:36.030 --> 01:42:38.294 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1547 01:42:38.399 --> 01:42:40.128 The one who dances in the club. 1548 01:42:40.234 --> 01:42:42.134 She looks good in a club. 1549 01:42:42.470 --> 01:42:45.030 I'm crazy about her. Someone call her here. 1550 01:42:45.105 --> 01:42:47.130 I'm drunk. Don't make me drink anymore. 1551 01:42:47.208 --> 01:42:51.042 Her blue eyes, mesmerize me! 1552 01:42:51.645 --> 01:42:53.806 I want to dance with her! Call that beautiful girl here! 1553 01:42:53.881 --> 01:42:56.213 I'm drunk. Don't make me drink anymore. 1554 01:42:56.317 --> 01:43:00.754 On the table I keep buckets of liquor. 1555 01:43:00.821 --> 01:43:05.485 At night I party with my friends. 1556 01:43:09.396 --> 01:43:11.557 Different, I am very. 1557 01:43:11.632 --> 01:43:13.793 Party, I'm its life. 1558 01:43:13.868 --> 01:43:15.995 Talent, I have unlimited. 1559 01:43:16.103 --> 01:43:18.230 Beautiful! 1560 01:43:18.606 --> 01:43:20.870 I have my own ways! 1561 01:43:20.941 --> 01:43:23.205 Being rustic in UK! 1562 01:43:23.310 --> 01:43:26.871 I make our own rules! 1563 01:43:26.947 --> 01:43:28.141 They cheat... 1564 01:43:28.249 --> 01:43:29.341 They bluff... 1565 01:43:29.450 --> 01:43:31.543 They swindle the whole world! 1566 01:43:31.619 --> 01:43:33.746 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1567 01:43:33.821 --> 01:43:35.982 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1568 01:43:36.056 --> 01:43:38.217 They cheat... They bluff... 1569 01:43:38.325 --> 01:43:40.486 They swindle the whole world! 1570 01:43:40.594 --> 01:43:42.653 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1571 01:43:42.730 --> 01:43:44.960 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1572 01:43:47.234 --> 01:43:48.599 She dances! 1573 01:43:48.702 --> 01:43:49.726 She dances! 1574 01:43:49.803 --> 01:43:51.532 She dances! 1575 01:43:51.605 --> 01:43:53.766 She dances! 1576 01:43:53.874 --> 01:43:56.035 Her blue eyes... 1577 01:43:56.110 --> 01:43:58.442 She dances! 1578 01:43:58.546 --> 01:44:00.104 I'm drunk! 1579 01:44:00.514 --> 01:44:03.608 She dances! 1580 01:44:07.721 --> 01:44:11.122 Gentle ladies and gentlemen. 1581 01:44:12.293 --> 01:44:16.662 When a Jat's full tight (drunk), he's full right. 1582 01:44:20.768 --> 01:44:22.258 Q... 1583 01:44:22.970 --> 01:44:28.738 A huge round of applause for our chief guest. 1584 01:44:33.113 --> 01:44:34.978 Q look a like... 1585 01:44:35.449 --> 01:44:39.579 Can you tell me, what is Q famous for? 1586 01:44:39.687 --> 01:44:40.813 Painting. 1587 01:44:41.722 --> 01:44:44.020 Wrong answer. 1588 01:44:44.091 --> 01:44:45.854 Q look-alike 2... 1589 01:44:45.960 --> 01:44:49.452 Can you tell me why Q is famous? 1590 01:44:50.431 --> 01:44:52.865 Hint. Hint. Hint. 1591 01:44:54.168 --> 01:44:55.795 His moustache. 1592 01:44:55.869 --> 01:44:59.168 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it. Param! 1593 01:44:59.239 --> 01:45:03.232 What are you doing? - Mr. Khanna, shall I tell you? 1594 01:45:03.877 --> 01:45:06.471 Shall I say everything about you... - Quiet. 1595 01:45:10.918 --> 01:45:13.819 Go and have a seat. 1596 01:45:14.221 --> 01:45:15.688 Q... - Paramveer! 1597 01:45:15.756 --> 01:45:17.917 Mr. Paramveer. - Yes? 1598 01:45:18.659 --> 01:45:20.217 Why do you drink when you cannot control yourself? 1599 01:45:21.795 --> 01:45:23.490 You should think about our honor. 1600 01:45:24.531 --> 01:45:26.089 Your honor? 1601 01:45:27.468 --> 01:45:30.835 Mr. Oberoi, Oberoi, Oberoi. 1602 01:45:32.306 --> 01:45:35.764 You have honor factories all across the world. 1603 01:45:36.977 --> 01:45:41.710 There is no better actor than you, dad! 1604 01:45:42.416 --> 01:45:43.747 Dad? 1605 01:45:46.320 --> 01:45:50.620 And actor number two, my brother. 1606 01:45:51.325 --> 01:45:53.384 Where are you going? 1607 01:45:53.494 --> 01:45:58.227 Why was he addressing you as dad and Q as his brother? 1608 01:45:58.332 --> 01:45:59.594 Why was he saying it? 1609 01:45:59.667 --> 01:46:01.965 Yes, after the engagement didn't he say that... 1610 01:46:02.036 --> 01:46:03.264 ...everyone should have a brother like me. 1611 01:46:03.337 --> 01:46:04.929 And everyone should have a brother like my son. 1612 01:46:05.039 --> 01:46:07.667 Now his gear is stuck because he is drunk. 1613 01:46:08.909 --> 01:46:11.400 Where is your twin Prem? 1614 01:46:11.745 --> 01:46:13.235 Prem had an important business meeting. 1615 01:46:13.313 --> 01:46:14.371 Oh yeah, yeah. 1616 01:46:14.481 --> 01:46:16.915 Meeting! In the middle of the night? 1617 01:46:18.585 --> 01:46:20.280 Have you guys ever thought... 1618 01:46:20.354 --> 01:46:23.517 ...why don't we ever see the two of them together? 1619 01:46:24.291 --> 01:46:27.317 They hate each other. - Wrong. 1620 01:46:27.428 --> 01:46:29.157 They love each other. 1621 01:46:29.229 --> 01:46:31.424 They both love each other so much that... 1622 01:46:31.532 --> 01:46:35.832 ...if one is strangled then it hurts the other as well. 1623 01:46:35.903 --> 01:46:41.739 Mr. Oberoi, find out whether your other son's neck is hurting. 1624 01:46:41.842 --> 01:46:44.367 Hello, Prem? Where are you, son? 1625 01:46:44.445 --> 01:46:47.039 Param, stop it. He will get hurt. 1626 01:46:47.114 --> 01:46:50.379 He has seen it all. 1627 01:46:50.484 --> 01:46:52.008 A deal of Rs. 2 billion? 1628 01:46:52.086 --> 01:46:54.452 To hell with it. You come here right away. 1629 01:46:55.355 --> 01:46:57.516 One hour? Okay, but come. 1630 01:46:58.325 --> 01:47:00.657 He is coming in one hour. - One hour? 1631 01:47:00.728 --> 01:47:03.697 He will come in one second. Have a look. 1632 01:47:04.732 --> 01:47:06.359 Moustache... - No! No! 1633 01:47:06.467 --> 01:47:08.492 Moustache... Moustache... - No! Paramveer, stop! Stop! 1634 01:47:08.602 --> 01:47:10.331 Come on! 1635 01:47:11.371 --> 01:47:12.736 Come on! 1636 01:47:14.742 --> 01:47:17.006 Move! Move! 1637 01:47:26.887 --> 01:47:29.287 Today is not opening of this club. 1638 01:47:29.456 --> 01:47:31.481 Today is shut down. 1639 01:47:31.558 --> 01:47:34.755 You guys are back to get thrashed? 1640 01:47:35.596 --> 01:47:37.621 He recognizes me even when drunk. 1641 01:47:37.731 --> 01:47:41.326 He looks more deadly when drunk. 1642 01:47:42.703 --> 01:47:45.729 Don't mess with Bunty Chong. 1643 01:47:47.141 --> 01:47:49.302 Bunty Chong, Ping Pong. 1644 01:47:49.376 --> 01:47:52.868 Hey, I'll ding dong you. Come here. 1645 01:48:17.604 --> 01:48:22.507 Anybody who values his life... Run! 1646 01:48:25.779 --> 01:48:27.371 Let's go. Come on! Come on! 1647 01:48:27.447 --> 01:48:28.846 Let's go, Suman. 1648 01:48:59.379 --> 01:49:02.678 Babli? Do you value your life? 1649 01:50:21.295 --> 01:50:23.160 Prem! Good that you are here! 1650 01:50:23.230 --> 01:50:24.720 Come on, thrash them! 1651 01:50:26.199 --> 01:50:28.667 How can someone whose name is Prem, fight? 1652 01:50:28.735 --> 01:50:30.896 He can only love. 1653 01:50:30.971 --> 01:50:32.438 Love. 1654 01:50:32.806 --> 01:50:34.637 Come on, let's go and love each other. 1655 01:50:58.732 --> 01:51:01.132 It's the opening of the club or breaking of the club? 1656 01:51:01.568 --> 01:51:03.729 He is saving the club. 1657 01:52:10.537 --> 01:52:14.029 Very violent man. - No, no he is fine. He is fine. 1658 01:52:53.814 --> 01:52:55.372 Oh no! 1659 01:52:56.016 --> 01:52:57.643 This bloody F1! 1660 01:52:58.852 --> 01:53:00.877 Hi! Hello? 1661 01:53:01.121 --> 01:53:03.146 Param, how are you feeling? 1662 01:53:03.223 --> 01:53:04.781 My head is blasting. 1663 01:53:04.925 --> 01:53:08.292 Do you have any idea of what you did last night? 1664 01:53:08.462 --> 01:53:11.659 Did... did I make a big mistake? 1665 01:53:11.765 --> 01:53:14.131 Yes, you did. - I did? 1666 01:53:14.334 --> 01:53:17.132 Yesterday, you were trying to say something to me... 1667 01:53:17.237 --> 01:53:19.228 I... l... 1668 01:53:19.306 --> 01:53:21.001 You didn't complete it. 1669 01:53:21.441 --> 01:53:24.535 Do you remember? - Oh God. 1670 01:53:24.744 --> 01:53:26.006 I'm coming over. 1671 01:53:26.113 --> 01:53:28.081 And you can complete whatever you wanted to say. 1672 01:53:28.281 --> 01:53:29.373 Bye! 1673 01:53:29.883 --> 01:53:31.316 Oh shit! 1674 01:54:09.556 --> 01:54:10.955 A girl? 1675 01:54:12.292 --> 01:54:13.486 Reet! 1676 01:54:13.660 --> 01:54:15.093 My bed?! 1677 01:54:15.595 --> 01:54:17.290 Shit! Drinks! 1678 01:54:20.367 --> 01:54:21.459 Excuse me... 1679 01:54:23.737 --> 01:54:24.863 Ma'am... 1680 01:54:25.572 --> 01:54:26.664 Get up! 1681 01:54:28.642 --> 01:54:30.166 Oh shit! Reet! 1682 01:54:30.243 --> 01:54:32.507 Please! This is all your fault. 1683 01:54:34.214 --> 01:54:36.808 Reet! - You are still not ready? 1684 01:54:36.883 --> 01:54:38.248 Get ready fast! 1685 01:54:39.853 --> 01:54:41.377 There's a coffee shop downstairs. 1686 01:54:41.454 --> 01:54:42.751 Why don't you go and wait over there? 1687 01:54:42.822 --> 01:54:44.585 We'll talk there. I'll get ready and come. 1688 01:54:45.192 --> 01:54:47.319 Reet! Where are you going? 1689 01:54:47.861 --> 01:54:49.294 I need to go to the washroom. 1690 01:54:49.696 --> 01:54:50.890 But... but... 1691 01:54:52.599 --> 01:54:54.829 It's a gents' toilet. - What? 1692 01:54:55.468 --> 01:54:57.698 Yes. - What bullshit. 1693 01:54:58.071 --> 01:55:00.699 Hey! - I think you are still drunk. 1694 01:55:00.974 --> 01:55:03.101 No! No! No! Reet! But! But! But! Listen... 1695 01:55:31.037 --> 01:55:33.028 Reet, let's get out of this place. 1696 01:55:33.139 --> 01:55:36.973 First tell me, what were you trying to tell me last night? 1697 01:55:37.544 --> 01:55:39.102 Last night... 1698 01:55:39.412 --> 01:55:40.606 We'll talk in the coffee shop. 1699 01:55:40.847 --> 01:55:43.782 Why? This place is perfect. 1700 01:55:45.585 --> 01:55:46.711 You see, but... 1701 01:55:48.688 --> 01:55:50.485 Let's just get out of this place. 1702 01:55:55.428 --> 01:55:58.989 You can write but you cannot say it? 1703 01:56:00.433 --> 01:56:01.559 Oh! 1704 01:56:04.170 --> 01:56:06.263 Oh God! 1705 01:56:06.673 --> 01:56:09.403 Feeling shy? - Yes. 1706 01:56:11.011 --> 01:56:13.673 Okay, I'll say it. 1707 01:56:18.718 --> 01:56:19.844 I... 1708 01:56:21.921 --> 01:56:23.081 I... 1709 01:56:26.593 --> 01:56:27.753 Oh sorry. 1710 01:56:33.266 --> 01:56:35.166 Yeah? You were saying something. 1711 01:56:39.439 --> 01:56:40.599 Shit. 1712 01:56:44.944 --> 01:56:46.138 Who the hell is she? 1713 01:56:47.714 --> 01:56:49.909 Who are you? - That's what I want to know. 1714 01:56:52.519 --> 01:56:55.613 I really don't know. - So what is she doing here? 1715 01:56:57.090 --> 01:56:58.216 I don't know. 1716 01:57:02.762 --> 01:57:03.888 You carry on. 1717 01:57:04.664 --> 01:57:05.824 Have fun. 1718 01:57:35.962 --> 01:57:38.328 Reet, forget about it. 1719 01:57:39.566 --> 01:57:41.295 Thank you. - It's alright. 1720 01:57:49.275 --> 01:57:53.302 Good that you came to know what he really is! 1721 01:57:54.247 --> 01:57:57.239 I just never expected this from Paramveer. 1722 01:57:59.252 --> 01:58:01.743 He was always so dignified... 1723 01:58:03.456 --> 01:58:05.720 Caring, mature... 1724 01:58:06.259 --> 01:58:08.124 He was just perfect. 1725 01:58:19.172 --> 01:58:22.573 Doc, after getting drunk for how many hours... 1726 01:58:22.642 --> 01:58:25.611 ...does a person stay knocked out? 1727 01:58:25.845 --> 01:58:28.405 5-6 hours. - It's already passed that. 1728 01:58:28.615 --> 01:58:30.879 12 hours? - Passed that too. 1729 01:58:31.084 --> 01:58:33.450 24 hours too sometimes. - 24 hours! 1730 01:58:33.553 --> 01:58:34.781 Paramveer. - Oh God! 1731 01:58:34.888 --> 01:58:36.822 Are you alright? - Yeah, yeah. I'm alright. I'm fine. 1732 01:58:37.257 --> 01:58:38.952 My 1000 pounds, honey. 1733 01:58:40.794 --> 01:58:42.159 Who... who are you? 1734 01:58:42.262 --> 01:58:43.524 I'm Lewinsky. 1735 01:58:43.730 --> 01:58:46.290 And you better pay my bill. 1736 01:58:47.700 --> 01:58:48.826 What bill? 1737 01:58:49.536 --> 01:58:51.333 For the fun we had last night. 1738 01:58:51.638 --> 01:58:54.471 Fun? What fun? 1739 01:58:54.974 --> 01:59:00.276 This couch. That bed. That fun... - Hold... hold it! 1740 01:59:01.648 --> 01:59:03.582 You are joking. It's not true. 1741 01:59:04.217 --> 01:59:05.411 It's not true. 1742 01:59:06.019 --> 01:59:07.350 Check your IPad. 1743 01:59:08.188 --> 01:59:09.314 I'll do that. 1744 01:59:10.023 --> 01:59:12.753 I'm sure somebody's playing a prank on me. 1745 01:59:19.365 --> 01:59:20.923 Oh God! 1746 01:59:21.434 --> 01:59:22.560 Oh God! 1747 01:59:22.902 --> 01:59:24.301 Oh God! 1748 01:59:25.538 --> 01:59:26.766 Just... just... 1749 01:59:27.540 --> 01:59:28.632 Do you remember that? 1750 01:59:28.741 --> 01:59:30.470 Oh, that was so much fun! 1751 01:59:30.910 --> 01:59:32.070 1000 pounds please. 1752 01:59:33.813 --> 01:59:34.905 Oh God! 1753 01:59:37.650 --> 01:59:38.981 Here, take all the money. 1754 01:59:39.786 --> 01:59:42.118 But please... please don't tell anyone. 1755 01:59:42.188 --> 01:59:43.780 Why are you so sad? 1756 01:59:44.123 --> 01:59:45.420 Cheer up. 1757 01:59:46.226 --> 01:59:49.957 Honestly, you are really-really good. 1758 01:59:51.231 --> 01:59:53.699 Next time, I'll pay. 1759 01:59:59.305 --> 02:00:00.465 Oh God! 1760 02:00:05.345 --> 02:00:06.539 Yes, Mr. Khanna? 1761 02:00:06.813 --> 02:00:09.941 Hey, Param, my boy, today Q's painting is going to get auctioned. 1762 02:00:10.049 --> 02:00:12.517 You have to come with me. - I'll be there. 1763 02:00:12.619 --> 02:00:15.315 8 million. 8 million in the house. - Thank you very much, sir. 1764 02:00:15.388 --> 02:00:16.685 Remember ladies and gentlemen. 1765 02:00:16.756 --> 02:00:17.984 This is for charity. 1766 02:00:18.057 --> 02:00:20.651 8 million pounds only. Do I hear 9? 1767 02:00:20.760 --> 02:00:22.785 Is there 9 anywhere in the room? 1768 02:00:22.862 --> 02:00:24.295 This is nothing. 9 million? 1769 02:00:24.364 --> 02:00:26.525 Yes. Yes. Is that a bid, sir? Thank you very much, sir. 1770 02:00:26.633 --> 02:00:27.691 Marvelous. Thank you very much. 1771 02:00:27.800 --> 02:00:28.960 But 9 million pounds is... 1772 02:00:29.035 --> 02:00:30.866 Why did you have to give it for charity? 1773 02:00:31.337 --> 02:00:34.864 What did I know that the monkey's painting will shake the world? 1774 02:00:38.611 --> 02:00:40.545 Do I hear 10? There's 10. Thank you very much, madam. 1775 02:00:40.647 --> 02:00:42.205 10 million pounds, very generous of you. 1776 02:00:42.315 --> 02:00:44.783 Thank you very much. 1777 02:00:44.984 --> 02:00:47.680 110 lakhs pounds. 1778 02:00:48.888 --> 02:00:50.685 Sorry, sir? I didn't quite catch that, sir. 1779 02:00:50.790 --> 02:00:51.916 What was that? 1780 02:00:52.225 --> 02:00:54.819 11 million pounds. - Hot! 1781 02:00:59.699 --> 02:01:01.326 11 million to you, sir. - Hot! 1782 02:01:03.803 --> 02:01:04.895 Move away. 1783 02:01:06.172 --> 02:01:08.402 Sir! Excuse me! - He hits hard! 1784 02:01:08.508 --> 02:01:10.339 It is with you. It's 11 million! 1785 02:01:10.543 --> 02:01:12.010 Do I see 13? 1786 02:01:12.078 --> 02:01:14.103 13 million? We can go higher than that. 1787 02:01:14.180 --> 02:01:15.647 14. 14. 1788 02:01:15.748 --> 02:01:18.683 I've got to see 14. This painting is not worth less than that. 1789 02:01:18.918 --> 02:01:21.443 I can assure you. Is there 14 million pounds? 1790 02:01:21.521 --> 02:01:23.819 Let's have a lot more. Is there 15? 1791 02:01:23.890 --> 02:01:26.415 It gotta go for 15. More! More! 1792 02:01:26.492 --> 02:01:29.120 And I have a bid of 15 million! 1793 02:01:29.195 --> 02:01:31.755 15! - That is chicken feet for this fabulous, fabulous... 1794 02:01:31.864 --> 02:01:33.991 How much is 15 million in rupees? 1795 02:01:34.500 --> 02:01:36.127 I'm not that good in Mathematics. 1796 02:01:36.202 --> 02:01:38.261 Thank you very much - But you know what charity is. 1797 02:01:38.438 --> 02:01:39.905 15 million, once. 1798 02:01:40.373 --> 02:01:42.341 15 million, twice. 1799 02:01:43.142 --> 02:01:46.339 For the third and final time... 1800 02:01:47.013 --> 02:01:48.173 Sold! 1801 02:01:51.751 --> 02:01:54.845 Mr. Generous, Q. 1802 02:01:56.022 --> 02:02:01.255 My Q, who gives a charity of 15 million. 1803 02:02:01.894 --> 02:02:05.990 Now your wedding procession will leave from Buckingham Palace. 1804 02:02:06.265 --> 02:02:07.732 Yes. 1805 02:02:07.900 --> 02:02:12.234 Buckingham Palace? Is it a general store? 1806 02:02:12.305 --> 02:02:14.671 You can consider it that. 1807 02:02:15.508 --> 02:02:18.773 We will take Khanna's money for sure. - Yes. 1808 02:02:19.112 --> 02:02:21.103 You leave the rest to me. 1809 02:02:22.482 --> 02:02:25.280 Hey, you won't get me killed, will you? 1810 02:02:25.385 --> 02:02:27.410 Why are you talking about death? 1811 02:02:28.521 --> 02:02:31.649 Don't be sad. Be happy. 1812 02:02:32.492 --> 02:02:34.983 Happy. We have Happy with us. 1813 02:02:35.395 --> 02:02:38.558 Got it, stupid? - Yes. 1814 02:02:41.134 --> 02:02:43.625 My great painter. 1815 02:02:43.703 --> 02:02:46.604 You need to make another painting, darling. 1816 02:02:47.206 --> 02:02:48.434 Damn you... 1817 02:02:50.543 --> 02:02:54.775 Happy. Happy, please. 1818 02:02:55.581 --> 02:02:56.741 Paint... 1819 02:03:10.897 --> 02:03:12.057 Yeah. 1820 02:03:13.332 --> 02:03:15.300 You are right, Happy. 1821 02:03:15.635 --> 02:03:16.829 He is wrong. 1822 02:03:17.103 --> 02:03:21.563 He didn't take your name in any publicity stint or any interview. 1823 02:03:21.641 --> 02:03:23.871 Yes. - Why didn't you? 1824 02:03:24.343 --> 02:03:25.469 Go and apologize. 1825 02:03:25.745 --> 02:03:27.235 Say sorry to Happy. 1826 02:03:27.346 --> 02:03:28.574 Happy. - Come on. 1827 02:03:28.748 --> 02:03:30.215 Happy, my buddy. 1828 02:03:30.583 --> 02:03:33.211 Sorry, my buddy. Forgive me. 1829 02:03:40.059 --> 02:03:43.222 Dharam, he won't agree. 1830 02:03:43.396 --> 02:03:46.490 He will agree. He will agree for sure. 1831 02:03:47.266 --> 02:03:51.760 Formula 44. 1832 02:03:55.808 --> 02:03:56.900 Why are you stopping me now? 1833 02:03:56.976 --> 02:03:58.466 Now I need it. 1834 02:03:58.544 --> 02:04:00.444 I'm. I... I... 1835 02:04:01.881 --> 02:04:03.007 Why didn't You stop me back then? 1836 02:04:03.816 --> 02:04:05.477 Hey, what am I doing! 1837 02:04:05.885 --> 02:04:07.216 Why didn't you stop me back then? 1838 02:04:07.320 --> 02:04:08.480 Move! 1839 02:04:16.062 --> 02:04:17.188 Hey! 1840 02:04:20.900 --> 02:04:22.094 You knew, right? 1841 02:04:25.438 --> 02:04:29.738 Dharam, your Formula 44 won't fail, right? 1842 02:04:29.842 --> 02:04:31.537 Never. Never. - Never? 1843 02:04:31.611 --> 02:04:34.671 It's a 101% tried formula. 1844 02:04:35.181 --> 02:04:37.672 Kings lost their kingdoms. 1845 02:04:37.884 --> 02:04:40.614 Sages and saints strayed. 1846 02:04:41.521 --> 02:04:43.751 No one can resist it, my child. 1847 02:04:43.823 --> 02:04:44.915 No one. 1848 02:04:44.991 --> 02:04:47.926 So what is Happy Singh made of? 1849 02:04:48.461 --> 02:04:49.621 You just wait and watch! 1850 02:04:49.829 --> 02:04:51.262 Just wait and watch. Here... 1851 02:04:53.199 --> 02:04:55.167 I know you want it. - But you're never gonna get it. 1852 02:04:55.268 --> 02:04:57.566 You'll never be able to lay your hands on me. 1853 02:04:58.004 --> 02:04:59.096 Whether anyone agrees with it or not... 1854 02:04:59.205 --> 02:05:02.333 But this world is crazy about me! 1855 02:05:03.309 --> 02:05:04.435 You! 1856 02:05:07.580 --> 02:05:09.912 I know you want it. 1857 02:05:09.982 --> 02:05:12.075 But you're never gonna get it. 1858 02:05:12.151 --> 02:05:14.711 You'll never be able to lay your hands on me. 1859 02:05:14.787 --> 02:05:16.379 Whether anyone agrees with it or not... 1860 02:05:16.455 --> 02:05:19.253 But this world is crazy about me! 1861 02:05:19.325 --> 02:05:21.657 I sometimes feel like taking myself into my arms. 1862 02:05:21.727 --> 02:05:22.819 What do I need anyone else for? 1863 02:05:22.929 --> 02:05:24.021 I'll love myself. 1864 02:05:25.998 --> 02:05:27.090 Do one thing. - Yes? 1865 02:05:27.166 --> 02:05:29.191 Close your eyes. And go to sleep. 1866 02:05:29.268 --> 02:05:30.701 I should go to sleep? - Go to sleep. Go to sleep. 1867 02:05:30.970 --> 02:05:32.961 I too will go to sleep. 1868 02:05:35.942 --> 02:05:38.240 Ain't nobody got a body like. - Sheila! 1869 02:05:38.311 --> 02:05:40.506 Everybody wants the body of... - Sheila! 1870 02:05:40.580 --> 02:05:43.071 Drive you crazy 'cause my name is... - Sheila! 1871 02:06:01.634 --> 02:06:09.405 Are just... 1872 02:06:11.911 --> 02:06:15.347 ...dreams! 1873 02:06:16.315 --> 02:06:22.254 A family always supports each other. 1874 02:06:24.523 --> 02:06:28.084 A family always supports each other. - Not fair, God! 1875 02:07:00.326 --> 02:07:01.486 Dharam! 1876 02:07:01.894 --> 02:07:03.555 Look at your Formula 44. 1877 02:07:06.899 --> 02:07:08.423 He didn't make a painting. 1878 02:07:08.868 --> 02:07:10.529 He is taking advantage of our goodness. 1879 02:07:13.105 --> 02:07:15.369 Hey, are you trying to be King Kong? 1880 02:07:15.608 --> 02:07:16.768 Why didn't you make the painting? 1881 02:07:18.411 --> 02:07:19.537 Scoundrel. 1882 02:07:19.946 --> 02:07:22.107 What's wrong with him? - You drank all our liquor last night. 1883 02:07:22.615 --> 02:07:23.775 Who will make the painting? 1884 02:07:24.750 --> 02:07:28.208 He drank all the liquor and had fun with Sheila as well. 1885 02:07:28.387 --> 02:07:29.649 You had loads of fun. 1886 02:07:29.722 --> 02:07:31.087 Who will make the painting? Your father? 1887 02:07:33.059 --> 02:07:35.493 Hey! You don't know who we are! 1888 02:07:43.135 --> 02:07:44.796 Seems like Paramveer's ghost has possessed him. 1889 02:07:49.208 --> 02:07:50.675 I want Q. 1890 02:07:51.844 --> 02:07:52.970 Why? 1891 02:07:53.479 --> 02:07:59.315 Because now Q will just make one painting in his life. 1892 02:08:00.219 --> 02:08:01.345 Whose? 1893 02:08:01.454 --> 02:08:03.115 Did you ask me whose? - Yes. 1894 02:08:03.189 --> 02:08:04.622 Did you really ask me whose? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1895 02:08:04.690 --> 02:08:05.782 Slap yourself. - What? 1896 02:08:05.891 --> 02:08:07.415 Yeah. Yeah. Slap. Slap. Come on. Come on. 1897 02:08:07.493 --> 02:08:09.393 Harder. Harder. Harder. 1898 02:08:09.895 --> 02:08:11.453 Mine. Dude's. Who else's? 1899 02:08:11.530 --> 02:08:12.758 Oh! 1900 02:08:12.932 --> 02:08:16.663 And then Dude's that painting will be this world's 9th wonder. 1901 02:08:16.736 --> 02:08:17.634 Wow! - Wow! 1902 02:08:17.703 --> 02:08:20.866 But where can we find Q? 1903 02:08:22.441 --> 02:08:25.410 I see him with the Khanna family. - Yes. 1904 02:08:25.511 --> 02:08:26.637 Khanna? - Yes. - Yes. 1905 02:08:26.712 --> 02:08:27.872 Khanna! 1906 02:08:30.683 --> 02:08:34.676 That means Q will get me both, the 8th and the 9th wonder. 1907 02:08:35.287 --> 02:08:39.087 And then Dude will be the only earthling with two wonders. 1908 02:08:39.158 --> 02:08:41.422 I like it. I like it. 1909 02:08:43.162 --> 02:08:45.187 Kidnap Q. - Yes. 1910 02:08:47.500 --> 02:08:49.161 What about Super Sikh? 1911 02:08:49.402 --> 02:08:50.562 Super Sikh? 1912 02:08:51.637 --> 02:08:52.763 No problem. 1913 02:08:53.139 --> 02:08:55.073 The one who cannot be defeated with strength... 1914 02:08:56.142 --> 02:08:58.076 ...can be defeated with emotions. 1915 02:08:59.311 --> 02:09:01.176 Kidnap his family. 1916 02:09:02.248 --> 02:09:03.977 Because family always come first. 1917 02:09:04.350 --> 02:09:06.147 Others are just like dreams. - Oh. 1918 02:09:06.218 --> 02:09:07.685 Have you heard this dialogue? - No, no. 1919 02:09:07.753 --> 02:09:10.153 I wrote it. Dude is a poet also. 1920 02:09:10.222 --> 02:09:12.349 He makes them so instantaneously. 1921 02:09:12.525 --> 02:09:14.288 Long live Dude-G! - Dude-G! 1922 02:09:20.166 --> 02:09:21.258 Have a seat. 1923 02:09:26.906 --> 02:09:28.134 Have some sweets. 1924 02:09:30.209 --> 02:09:33.235 Have some sweets. - What's the good news? 1925 02:09:34.213 --> 02:09:37.649 We've fixed Reet's marriage with Q. 1926 02:09:37.917 --> 02:09:39.077 Reet? 1927 02:09:40.753 --> 02:09:42.880 She agreed? - She will. 1928 02:09:55.734 --> 02:09:57.895 Your manager is very happy. 1929 02:09:59.038 --> 02:10:02.667 Actually, I want to double yourjoy. 1930 02:10:03.843 --> 02:10:09.076 How? - How about if your two daughters and his two sons... 1931 02:10:09.315 --> 02:10:11.977 ...get married on the same day? 1932 02:10:13.886 --> 02:10:16.320 Wow! Great idea! 1933 02:10:16.722 --> 02:10:20.158 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah - Sir Yograj Khanna... 1934 02:10:20.726 --> 02:10:21.886 You very well know that it's impossible. 1935 02:10:23.562 --> 02:10:30.525 Why? - Because unfortunately my sons hate each other. 1936 02:10:30.836 --> 02:10:32.997 You'll never get a better opportunity... 1937 02:10:33.105 --> 02:10:34.868 ...to change hatred into love. 1938 02:10:34.974 --> 02:10:36.134 Just imagine. 1939 02:10:36.308 --> 02:10:38.105 What a photo frame it will be! 1940 02:10:38.777 --> 02:10:42.110 Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi. 1941 02:10:46.819 --> 02:10:48.582 Suman, my child... - Hi, uncle. 1942 02:10:49.355 --> 02:10:51.255 Have a seat. - What are you doing here? 1943 02:10:52.324 --> 02:10:55.418 Something untoward has happened. 1944 02:10:57.530 --> 02:10:58.758 I cannot say it. 1945 02:10:59.498 --> 02:11:02.934 But if I don't then it will be unjust to you. 1946 02:11:03.269 --> 02:11:04.429 What happened, uncle? 1947 02:11:05.271 --> 02:11:10.072 Dear, Prem and you cannot get married. 1948 02:11:11.177 --> 02:11:12.439 We cannot get married? 1949 02:11:14.446 --> 02:11:15.572 Why? 1950 02:11:16.682 --> 02:11:21.984 Because Prem... cannot wear Raymunda. 1951 02:11:24.623 --> 02:11:25.715 Is that all? 1952 02:11:25.791 --> 02:11:27.190 If he doesn't want to wear this suit... 1953 02:11:27.259 --> 02:11:29.921 ...then I'll talk to my tailor Reid and get another suit made for him. 1954 02:11:29.995 --> 02:11:32.930 Even Reid and Taylor cannot do anything, dear. 1955 02:11:33.232 --> 02:11:36.827 Raymunda means, a complete man. 1956 02:11:37.870 --> 02:11:38.996 And Prem... 1957 02:11:40.506 --> 02:11:41.632 Prem... 1958 02:11:42.007 --> 02:11:43.269 I cannot say it. 1959 02:11:43.375 --> 02:11:46.367 This is his medical report. Read it. 1960 02:11:58.624 --> 02:12:00.785 Prem isn't a complete man. 1961 02:12:01.260 --> 02:12:02.750 I'm so sad, dear. 1962 02:12:03.262 --> 02:12:05.287 That he cannot take my name forward. 1963 02:12:05.664 --> 02:12:06.824 Leave him. 1964 02:12:24.650 --> 02:12:25.878 Suman, how come you are here? 1965 02:12:26.919 --> 02:12:28.045 What happened? 1966 02:12:28.354 --> 02:12:29.878 Am I so bad? 1967 02:12:31.123 --> 02:12:33.683 Why didn't you tell me that you cannot wear Raymunda? 1968 02:12:33.892 --> 02:12:36.884 I cannot wear Raymunda? - You can't. 1969 02:12:37.596 --> 02:12:38.995 Why can't I wear Raymunda? 1970 02:12:39.698 --> 02:12:42.565 You cannot. - Why can't I? 1971 02:12:43.068 --> 02:12:45.901 You cannot. Your dad has told me everything. 1972 02:12:46.272 --> 02:12:47.398 Dad? 1973 02:12:48.907 --> 02:12:50.033 Dad... 1974 02:12:51.010 --> 02:12:52.637 I cannot wear Raymunda? 1975 02:12:53.612 --> 02:12:55.204 You cannot. 1976 02:12:56.615 --> 02:12:58.480 I'm not getting it. 1977 02:12:59.018 --> 02:13:04.615 Prem, in the beginning it is a little difficult to face such a thing. 1978 02:13:05.124 --> 02:13:06.318 But don't worry. 1979 02:13:06.425 --> 02:13:09.394 We will together face this harsh world. 1980 02:13:10.596 --> 02:13:12.996 To hell with Raymunda. - To hell with Raymunda? 1981 02:13:13.098 --> 02:13:17.057 Suman, why are you ruining your life? 1982 02:13:17.469 --> 02:13:20.063 It is very important to wear Raymunda. 1983 02:13:20.539 --> 02:13:22.973 Why are you guys talking about Raymunda? Yes? 1984 02:13:23.075 --> 02:13:24.201 Prem... 1985 02:13:25.311 --> 02:13:26.676 I know that... 1986 02:13:28.514 --> 02:13:30.038 That you are... Impotent. 1987 02:13:30.416 --> 02:13:32.145 Yes, I'm important. 1988 02:13:32.217 --> 02:13:36.950 Not important. You are impotent. 1989 02:13:38.657 --> 02:13:39.783 Impotent. 1990 02:13:41.527 --> 02:13:44.860 I'm impotent? - Yes. 1991 02:13:45.364 --> 02:13:46.558 I am? 1992 02:13:48.133 --> 02:13:49.225 Yes, you are. 1993 02:13:51.403 --> 02:13:53.769 I am impotent. - Good. 1994 02:13:54.073 --> 02:13:57.406 You'll be able to face the truth you keep saying that. 1995 02:13:58.110 --> 02:14:00.271 So what if we cannot have kids? 1996 02:14:00.713 --> 02:14:02.647 We'll... We'll adopt. 1997 02:14:03.449 --> 02:14:07.044 Dad, we'll adopt. 1998 02:14:07.152 --> 02:14:08.449 How can you adopt them! 1999 02:14:11.290 --> 02:14:13.554 I... think it will be better... 2000 02:14:14.460 --> 02:14:16.951 ...if we should tell her about your horoscope as well. 2001 02:14:17.029 --> 02:14:19.657 Yes, we should. 2002 02:14:20.799 --> 02:14:21.959 Suman... 2003 02:14:23.235 --> 02:14:24.725 I can't find enough courage to say this. 2004 02:14:25.371 --> 02:14:28.397 The priest we showed Prem's horoscope... 2005 02:14:29.274 --> 02:14:33.768 ...said that the girl he marries... 2006 02:14:34.713 --> 02:14:37.978 ...will die 7 months after their marriage... 2007 02:14:43.455 --> 02:14:44.615 Now I... 2008 02:15:03.308 --> 02:15:06.038 The 7 months I'll spend with you... 2009 02:15:06.779 --> 02:15:08.747 ...will be better than 7 lifetimes without you. 2010 02:15:11.950 --> 02:15:13.144 I... 2011 02:15:14.820 --> 02:15:16.048 I love you. 2012 02:15:17.890 --> 02:15:22.054 To you... 2013 02:15:22.394 --> 02:15:27.263 I dedicate... 2014 02:15:28.634 --> 02:15:34.937 My life, my love. 2015 02:15:41.747 --> 02:15:48.778 My life, my love. 2016 02:15:53.091 --> 02:15:55.252 What are you thinking about, Gajodhar? 2017 02:15:56.862 --> 02:15:58.227 I heard the To you. 2018 02:15:58.864 --> 02:16:00.024 You heard my name? 2019 02:16:00.532 --> 02:16:04.559 Not your name, the To you song. 2020 02:16:05.304 --> 02:16:06.703 I'm in love with Suman. 2021 02:16:07.906 --> 02:16:10.636 How many times have I told you to have fun... 2022 02:16:10.742 --> 02:16:11.902 ...but never fall in love. 2023 02:16:12.144 --> 02:16:13.406 What you told was wrong. 2024 02:16:14.179 --> 02:16:15.407 Dharam, we are thugs. 2025 02:16:16.381 --> 02:16:19.908 Our specialty is that whenever we fool anyone... 2026 02:16:20.552 --> 02:16:21.849 ...they at that moment, unknowingly... 2027 02:16:21.920 --> 02:16:23.114 ...happily give us all their money. 2028 02:16:24.957 --> 02:16:26.049 But today... 2029 02:16:26.525 --> 02:16:29.187 Today, for the first time we have formed a relationship with someone. 2030 02:16:29.628 --> 02:16:30.959 And we are playing with their lives. 2031 02:16:31.463 --> 02:16:32.589 This... - Why? 2032 02:16:34.166 --> 02:16:36.760 Because we are scared of facing the truth. 2033 02:16:37.269 --> 02:16:38.429 What truth? 2034 02:16:38.804 --> 02:16:43.241 That Paramveer is right and we are wrong. 2035 02:16:44.510 --> 02:16:45.704 We are wrong, Dharam. 2036 02:16:48.614 --> 02:16:51.276 We cannot buy love and respect with money. 2037 02:16:55.053 --> 02:16:56.418 Paramveer and Reet... 2038 02:16:57.656 --> 02:16:59.123 ...love each other. 2039 02:17:01.293 --> 02:17:02.988 We shouldn't come in between them. 2040 02:17:05.664 --> 02:17:07.495 We'll lose even if we win, Dharam. 2041 02:17:09.301 --> 02:17:12.737 I've decided. I'll tell the truth to Suman. 2042 02:17:13.539 --> 02:17:15.404 I'll take care of whatever happens. 2043 02:17:31.156 --> 02:17:33.954 You've been hijacked. 2044 02:17:34.059 --> 02:17:36.152 He means you have been kidnapped. 2045 02:17:36.228 --> 02:17:37.354 But who are you? 2046 02:17:40.966 --> 02:17:44.424 He is Joe Armstrong. 2047 02:17:44.503 --> 02:17:47.165 He is going to make the 8th wonder of the world. 2048 02:17:47.239 --> 02:17:49.002 You didn't even know that? 2049 02:17:49.675 --> 02:17:52.667 He himself looks like a wonder to me. 2050 02:17:53.679 --> 02:17:54.873 Wonder! 2051 02:17:55.847 --> 02:17:57.576 I like that. I like that! You liked it? - Yeah. 2052 02:17:57.649 --> 02:18:00.117 You liked it? We all liked it. 2053 02:18:00.218 --> 02:18:01.310 Great. 2054 02:18:06.158 --> 02:18:07.853 The Dude is dangerous. 2055 02:18:08.627 --> 02:18:11.425 Now whenever I fire a bullet, someone will die. 2056 02:18:11.496 --> 02:18:13.259 Even if it's one of our men. 2057 02:18:13.332 --> 02:18:14.594 Attack! 2058 02:18:19.538 --> 02:18:24.271 Now tell me, where is Q, the one who made the world cry? 2059 02:18:24.376 --> 02:18:25.468 Come on. 2060 02:18:30.382 --> 02:18:32.976 Dude-G, I can tell you where he can be. 2061 02:18:33.785 --> 02:18:37.414 Look, this is 'P'. - And this is 'R'. 2062 02:18:39.591 --> 02:18:41.115 And Q should be between it? - Yes. 2063 02:18:41.193 --> 02:18:42.251 Correct. Should be. 2064 02:18:42.361 --> 02:18:43.692 Should be. 2065 02:18:44.696 --> 02:18:46.129 But Q is not there. 2066 02:18:46.198 --> 02:18:47.961 That's exactly what I am asking. 2067 02:18:48.166 --> 02:18:49.428 Where is Q? 2068 02:18:50.769 --> 02:18:52.396 You don't know? You don't know? 2069 02:18:55.374 --> 02:18:57.365 Dude wants Khanna and his family now, please. 2070 02:18:57.442 --> 02:18:58.568 Get them. Get them. Get them. 2071 02:19:01.546 --> 02:19:08.247 Mr. Armstrong, I'm ready to give you the land. 2072 02:19:08.587 --> 02:19:12.114 But please, let go of the Oberois. 2073 02:19:13.992 --> 02:19:15.755 Oberoi greetings. 2074 02:19:15.827 --> 02:19:17.818 Good. Arrangements have been made for the 8th wonder. 2075 02:19:17.896 --> 02:19:19.761 Dude is happy. Clap. Clap. Clap. 2076 02:19:20.632 --> 02:19:23.157 But Q will make the 9th wonder. 2077 02:19:23.402 --> 02:19:25.768 So, where is Q? Once again. 2078 02:19:25.971 --> 02:19:29.304 Q is out of our lives, Mr. Blonde. 2079 02:19:29.408 --> 02:19:32.536 Hold on, Dude is extremely angry. 2080 02:19:33.145 --> 02:19:34.407 Bring in the cars. 2081 02:19:39.818 --> 02:19:42.844 Stop. Q is here. - What? 2082 02:19:45.257 --> 02:19:48.192 Please forgive me if you can. 2083 02:19:50.929 --> 02:19:51.759 Anything... 2084 02:19:53.098 --> 02:19:54.224 Here you go. 2085 02:19:55.333 --> 02:19:57.426 Q has come. - Oh no! 2086 02:19:58.970 --> 02:20:00.403 Then where is Prem? 2087 02:20:11.416 --> 02:20:13.976 You really think Dude is a fool, huh? 2088 02:20:15.220 --> 02:20:16.551 Quickly tell me where your brother is. 2089 02:20:16.888 --> 02:20:19.482 Dude, I'm my brother. 2090 02:20:19.558 --> 02:20:21.753 He's said something which has a very deep meaning. 2091 02:20:21.827 --> 02:20:24.227 We'll have to call a psychiatrist! 2092 02:20:24.296 --> 02:20:26.662 What! Dude! Dude! - Shut up, both of you, please! 2093 02:20:26.765 --> 02:20:27.424 Dude! Dude! 2094 02:20:27.532 --> 02:20:28.658 We've had enough ofjokes. 2095 02:20:29.267 --> 02:20:31.235 Now a lot of people will have to die. 2096 02:20:32.170 --> 02:20:33.637 Never make such a mistake. 2097 02:20:34.339 --> 02:20:37.137 Because if my brother comes here then you'll be in big trouble. 2098 02:20:37.242 --> 02:20:38.300 Now which brother are you talking about? 2099 02:20:38.410 --> 02:20:41.004 You just said that you are your brother. 2100 02:20:41.079 --> 02:20:42.205 My real brother. 2101 02:20:59.331 --> 02:21:00.855 Who is he? 2102 02:21:03.902 --> 02:21:05.767 Paramveer is your brother? 2103 02:21:05.971 --> 02:21:08.667 We've made a whole movie on this relationship. 2104 02:21:08.807 --> 02:21:10.832 Now how do I explain it to you? 2105 02:21:11.309 --> 02:21:14.540 Dude-G! He is that Super Sikh! 2106 02:21:14.880 --> 02:21:16.347 He will dig our graves! 2107 02:21:25.023 --> 02:21:26.183 Super Sikh? 2108 02:21:27.325 --> 02:21:28.622 What are you waiting for? 2109 02:21:28.693 --> 02:21:29.819 Kill him. 2110 02:22:38.230 --> 02:22:39.390 Dude is... 2111 02:22:40.866 --> 02:22:41.992 Dude is impressed. 2112 02:22:42.100 --> 02:22:43.226 Dude liked what you did. 2113 02:22:43.335 --> 02:22:44.734 Very impressive. 2114 02:22:45.437 --> 02:22:47.769 What you did so far just created a storm. 2115 02:22:47.839 --> 02:22:51.775 Now Dude will bring an earthquake! 2116 02:22:51.877 --> 02:22:52.935 You wanna watch! You want to watch! 2117 02:22:53.044 --> 02:22:54.944 Okay! Bring in the earthquake! 2118 02:23:08.593 --> 02:23:10.390 Come on! Come on! 2119 02:24:37.215 --> 02:24:38.978 Oh no! 2120 02:24:45.890 --> 02:24:47.016 Prem! 2121 02:24:47.092 --> 02:24:49.287 No! No! 2122 02:25:37.909 --> 02:25:39.240 Yes! Yes! 2123 02:25:59.931 --> 02:26:01.523 Sir Yograj Khanna. 2124 02:26:02.333 --> 02:26:06.394 You were going to thug us. You are a scoundrel. 2125 02:26:07.872 --> 02:26:08.998 Ditto. 2126 02:26:09.641 --> 02:26:10.801 Ditto 2127 02:26:13.111 --> 02:26:14.271 Duck. 2128 02:26:15.880 --> 02:26:17.006 There. 2129 02:26:18.683 --> 02:26:19.809 Come on. 2130 02:26:26.091 --> 02:26:27.183 Come on. 2131 02:27:22.213 --> 02:27:24.078 Dude is dead. 2132 02:27:25.817 --> 02:27:27.307 Reet, are you alright? - Yes, I'm fine. 2133 02:27:27.418 --> 02:27:28.851 Uncle, what about you? 2134 02:27:42.100 --> 02:27:43.658 Uncle... 2135 02:28:06.124 --> 02:28:08.319 Reet! 2136 02:30:01.239 --> 02:30:05.005 All your problems will be solved after selling this painting. 2137 02:30:05.176 --> 02:30:06.302 Sold! 2138 02:30:14.886 --> 02:30:16.820 But one problem still remains. 2139 02:30:17.822 --> 02:30:19.346 Say it at least now! 2140 02:30:23.328 --> 02:30:24.727 This sound! 2141 02:30:26.531 --> 02:30:28.624 It's my heart saying, I love you. 2142 02:30:32.003 --> 02:30:33.834 Yeah! 2143 02:30:34.806 --> 02:30:36.000 They are settled for life. 2144 02:30:36.307 --> 02:30:38.867 Come on, let's play 'Ek Tha Tiger'. - Yes. 2145 02:30:39.043 --> 02:30:42.035 Prem! I've changed that pipe. 2146 02:30:42.113 --> 02:30:43.307 It's of no use now. 2147 02:30:46.217 --> 02:30:47.377 Our setting? 2148 02:30:48.019 --> 02:30:51.716 Paining. Money. Buckingham Palace. 2149 02:30:52.156 --> 02:30:54.147 Kohinoor. Okay? 2150 02:30:58.196 --> 02:31:01.256 Nutty, Looney, Crazy!