WEBVTT 02:30.120 --> 02:35.040 KHANDAANI SHAFAKHANA 02:57.750 --> 03:00.660 Did you know that most couples in our country... 03:00.750 --> 03:04.660 ...still suffer from sexual dissatisfaction? 03:04.750 --> 03:09.000 Unemployment, social unrest and economic turmoil... 03:09.790 --> 03:13.000 ...aren't caused by individuals, the state or government... 03:13.080 --> 03:15.410 ...but by society at large. 03:15.660 --> 03:19.120 But the biggest disease that plagues our society... 03:19.200 --> 03:21.200 ...is the lack of marital bliss. 03:21.330 --> 03:24.330 Those suffering from premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction... 03:24.450 --> 03:26.910 ...low sperm count or impotence needn't lose hope. 03:27.000 --> 03:31.330 Bringing his family's age-old traditional expertise from Lahore, Mamaji! 03:31.500 --> 03:36.330 The head of the Hindustani Unani Medicine College and Research centre, Mamaji! 03:36.450 --> 03:40.620 The man who has given many famous personalities a healthy life, Mamaji! 03:43.450 --> 03:47.620 This makes your life young and blissful. 03:48.000 --> 03:51.620 By drinking this your love life becomes amazing. 03:56.450 --> 03:57.950 To get back that lost spark... 03:58.040 --> 04:01.120 ...visit today! Located near Hoshiarpur's clock tower... 04:01.580 --> 04:03.950 Mamaji's Khaandaani Shafakhana (Sex clinic)! 04:11.620 --> 04:13.450 Look, Hakim Tarachand... 04:13.750 --> 04:18.500 We had heard of you corrupting students with your filth... 04:19.790 --> 04:21.540 But now you've crossed all limits. 04:22.370 --> 04:25.000 You're spreading this smut on TV! 04:25.910 --> 04:29.160 You think sex education is smut? 04:31.160 --> 04:38.580 Listen, you can't use such obscene words in this meeting! 04:38.700 --> 04:39.750 Like what? 04:41.540 --> 04:42.790 Education? 04:42.870 --> 04:44.330 No... Ummm.... 04:46.750 --> 04:47.950 The one before that. 04:49.120 --> 04:52.200 The obscenity is in your minds! 04:52.330 --> 04:55.330 Sure, we have dirty minds... 04:57.830 --> 04:59.790 But what about the media? 04:59.870 --> 05:02.500 Or is all of society corrupted, other than you? 05:03.870 --> 05:07.200 This country's culture and morals have gone for a toss. 05:07.580 --> 05:15.160 In the name of culture, you're making a mountain out of a molehill! 05:15.790 --> 05:19.040 See, he's making dirty puns again! 05:19.450 --> 05:22.080 People have lost faith in Unani medicine anyway... 05:22.160 --> 05:23.620 But you couldn't care less! 05:24.500 --> 05:29.200 Sir, I've given 25 years of my life... 05:29.790 --> 05:33.250 ...my blood and sweat to Unani medicine. 05:37.790 --> 05:39.750 You've disgraced us! 05:41.330 --> 05:46.540 You're hereby expelled from the Hindustani Unani research centre. 05:47.450 --> 05:51.160 You may speak or write as you please now... 05:51.250 --> 05:54.750 We cannot have you associated with this reputed institution any more. 05:55.410 --> 05:56.160 That's it. 05:56.250 --> 05:58.620 Exactly. 05:58.750 --> 06:02.370 Sources reveal that this man who publishes obscene material... 06:02.500 --> 06:05.080 ...had been practicing as a quack for many years. 06:05.160 --> 06:06.410 Big breaking news! 06:06.540 --> 06:09.540 The man peddling sleaze under the guise of medical practice exposed! 06:09.620 --> 06:11.200 "Educator turns Predator!" 06:11.290 --> 06:13.750 Crosses all limits of obscenity! 06:13.830 --> 06:15.700 This man has been boycotted for playing with public. 06:26.790 --> 06:28.660 The next song you hear... 06:28.790 --> 06:33.290 ...in the voice of Punjab's banging young heartthrob, Gabru Ghatak! 06:33.370 --> 06:36.660 Song requested by - Ludhiana's Sukhwinder Singh... 06:36.790 --> 06:38.330 ...Hoshiarpur's Baby Bedi... 06:38.450 --> 06:40.000 ...and Ajrar's MIntoji- 06:40.290 --> 06:42.000 Presenting this bomb of a song! 06:50.500 --> 06:51.750 "Coz ya know... " 06:54.700 --> 06:56.160 "Coz ya know... " 06:58.580 --> 06:59.750 "Bring that back! " 06:59.910 --> 07:03.910 "Yeah she's got herself All of Chandigarh chasin' her" 07:04.040 --> 07:08.200 "Sweet sixteens to their thirties They're all charmed by her" 07:08.500 --> 07:10.620 "She glides on the roads pacing" 07:10.750 --> 07:15.500 "Got the boys' pulses racing" 07:17.200 --> 07:19.040 "Wait up baby, take a breath! " 07:26.620 --> 07:27.950 "Yeah take a breath" 07:28.160 --> 07:32.410 Today, I have a house, a scooter, and a happy family. 07:32.580 --> 07:36.250 They all have cellphones with unlimited data packs. 07:37.000 --> 07:39.080 But that's not my idea of success. 07:40.450 --> 07:44.160 Success to me is when I see their eyes well with pride for me. 07:44.750 --> 07:46.200 My brother doesn't have to work. 07:46.290 --> 07:48.290 - Why? - Why should he? 07:48.660 --> 07:51.500 When there's passive income coming in comfortably... 07:51.580 --> 07:53.910 ...why bother the prince of the house? 07:54.790 --> 07:56.950 Herbal is the future of pharma. 07:57.200 --> 07:58.660 What's the point of selling these medicines? 07:58.790 --> 08:00.950 - What's the point? - Exactly! There's no point- 08:03.500 --> 08:06.500 On point! That's how Medi-pharma's representatives should be! 08:06.580 --> 08:09.830 Look at you new trainees waddling around with pamphlets... 08:09.910 --> 08:13.950 Boss, ask them if they know Doctor Bindra's three 'why's? 08:14.580 --> 08:16.750 Why should doctor honour his prescription with your medicine? 08:16.830 --> 08:18.290 Why should he give time and listen to you? 08:18.450 --> 08:19.700 Why should he use your company pen? 08:19.790 --> 08:20.910 Why do you smell like a dustbin? 08:21.040 --> 08:22.660 Miss Baby, that's four whys. 08:22.790 --> 08:24.080 Go take a bath first! 08:24.160 --> 08:26.700 Boss, what kind of boys are you hiring these days? 08:26.790 --> 08:29.120 They'll drive the company to the ground. 08:29.250 --> 08:31.290 I'll teach them how sales are made. Come on! 08:31.450 --> 08:32.620 "Just take a breath" 08:39.750 --> 08:41.160 "Just take a breath" 08:47.290 --> 08:48.540 Put the brakes. 08:48.750 --> 08:50.370 "Yeah she's busy plotting plans" 08:50.500 --> 08:52.910 - Get a side. - "But she's never on time" 08:53.000 --> 08:54.910 "But when she'll meet your eyes" 08:55.000 --> 08:57.290 "She'll cause a traffic jam" 08:57.450 --> 08:59.040 "Baby's crazy, yo! " 08:59.120 --> 09:01.160 "She dances in the club" 09:01.290 --> 09:03.290 "And her moves are sick" 09:03.450 --> 09:05.750 "She's the center of the hub" 09:06.450 --> 09:08.750 "She's a bit of a thug" 09:08.830 --> 09:10.660 "A cuss in every line she says" 09:10.790 --> 09:12.830 "She ain't no sparkler or bomb" 09:12.910 --> 09:15.160 - Don't talk nonsense with me. - "She's a fireworks display! " 09:15.290 --> 09:16.290 - Keep it down. - BOOM. 09:16.450 --> 09:17.450 [Bring that back] 09:18.450 --> 09:19.370 [Oh] 09:26.450 --> 09:30.580 "All of Amritsar's her shindig" 09:30.700 --> 09:34.830 "The boys they're spinnin' With all her diggin" 09:34.910 --> 09:39.250 "This strapping young Gabru Has fallen for you" 09:39.370 --> 09:43.660 "Don't be so rude, you Be tender or I'll rue" 09:43.790 --> 09:45.790 "The world's running on your fuel" 09:45.870 --> 09:47.870 "But what you sayin' with your eyes" 09:48.000 --> 09:50.250 "No one got a goddamn clue" 09:52.290 --> 09:54.410 "Wait up Baby, take a breath!" 10:01.750 --> 10:03.200 "Yeah, take a breath" 10:09.370 --> 10:11.620 "It's your boy Gabru" 10:19.120 --> 10:20.580 "Yeah take a breath" 10:20.910 --> 10:23.290 You sell your own medicines. Why criticize ours? 10:23.450 --> 10:24.950 Because our medicines are better. 10:25.040 --> 10:27.160 - Their company is also better. - What rubbish. 10:27.290 --> 10:30.290 Doctor, get two glasses of water and you'll see... 10:30.370 --> 10:32.410 Whose medicine gets mixed and whose gets nixed! 10:32.580 --> 10:33.790 What will that prove? 10:33.870 --> 10:34.910 What? 10:36.450 --> 10:39.950 Doctor, tell him... what it will prove? 10:42.660 --> 10:44.330 Do it and prove. 10:51.750 --> 10:54.580 Okay, tell me what this proves? 10:56.700 --> 10:57.750 You don't know? 10:57.950 --> 11:00.790 Let our star representative explain. 11:02.950 --> 11:04.950 Sir I was bluffing to make a sale. 11:05.040 --> 11:08.830 A bluff is a bluff, if it succeeds... 11:10.200 --> 11:15.450 What you did isn't bluffing, it's buffoonery! 11:18.790 --> 11:19.790 Shut up! 11:21.450 --> 11:22.830 God save us. 11:31.700 --> 11:34.200 I keep asking for her photos 11:34.290 --> 11:37.330 to find her a match, but she never sends them! 11:37.500 --> 11:41.700 Don't mind me saying this, but Baby's a total liar! 11:42.250 --> 11:45.450 Baby, what's your Uncle saying? 11:45.700 --> 11:48.000 You haven't emailed your photos? 11:48.120 --> 11:50.450 I told you to send the ones from Sheetu's wedding. 11:50.580 --> 11:52.200 But Mom, you're in them too! 11:52.290 --> 11:54.160 So what if I'm in them? 11:54.290 --> 11:56.660 What if they fancy you instead? 11:57.000 --> 11:59.160 Oh God... It's all a joke to you! 11:59.830 --> 12:02.830 Hello? Why do you need her photo now? 12:03.040 --> 12:07.290 I've created Baby's profile on a matrimonial website. 12:07.580 --> 12:12.040 Forget Hoshiarpur, she'll be flooded with proposals from all of Punjab now! 12:12.330 --> 12:13.620 You wait and watch! 12:13.750 --> 12:18.750 Show her the guy in the pink shirt. So smart, I tell you! 12:18.790 --> 12:20.160 Looks just like Al Pacino! 12:20.290 --> 12:21.410 - Really? - Yes! 12:22.370 --> 12:23.370 Look. 12:25.620 --> 12:28.120 What? Why are you laughing? He's handsome! 12:29.620 --> 12:34.000 Mom, you married such a handsome man like Dad... 12:34.120 --> 12:37.200 And I get this scarecrow? Why? 12:38.500 --> 12:39.330 Go to hell. 12:39.450 --> 12:40.580 You just don't want to get married! 12:40.700 --> 12:41.700 Really? 12:41.950 --> 12:45.000 If I get married and go, who'll run the house? This slob? 12:45.330 --> 12:47.200 And how will we afford another wedding? 12:47.290 --> 12:50.700 Why? Your uncle helped us with Sheetu's wedding... 12:50.790 --> 12:52.700 He'll sponsor yours too! 12:52.790 --> 12:55.120 Your brother-in-law isn't that generous! 12:55.250 --> 12:57.830 He won't even donate blood for free, let alone sponsor my wedding. 12:57.910 --> 13:00.080 Wait a minute. What do you mean? 13:00.200 --> 13:02.540 Don't act so naïve, Uncle. 13:02.750 --> 13:04.040 It's barely been a month since the wedding... 13:04.120 --> 13:05.750 ...and you're already calculating interest. 13:05.910 --> 13:07.910 Forget it, it's useless trying. 13:08.040 --> 13:09.660 She wants to remain a spinster. 13:09.790 --> 13:12.330 No one cares about me in this house! 13:12.450 --> 13:15.120 Got the youngest sister married first... now you are after the eldest one. 13:15.450 --> 13:18.750 No one spares a thought for this eligible lad sitting unhitched at home! 13:18.870 --> 13:21.830 Oh God! Take me with you! 13:21.910 --> 13:22.950 Hold on a minute, Mom. 13:23.080 --> 13:26.830 Sheetu's nine months younger than me, and you got her married first. 13:26.910 --> 13:28.330 - Listen... - Wait a minute, Uncle. 13:28.540 --> 13:31.700 Imagine the things they must be saying about me in the family. 13:36.750 --> 13:40.330 Don't get stressed, my dear. There's no hurry. 13:40.580 --> 13:45.000 Pay me back comfortably after three months. Okay? 13:45.080 --> 13:47.160 It's lakhs of rupees, Uncle. 13:47.290 --> 13:49.580 How can I pay it back in three months? 13:49.700 --> 13:53.790 I'm just not destined for happiness! 13:53.910 --> 13:57.410 Take your time... Or you could sell me this outhouse... 13:59.330 --> 14:00.450 Simple! 14:02.160 --> 14:04.120 Don't say that, Uncle. 14:04.910 --> 14:07.660 This home is all we are left with... 14:08.830 --> 14:11.330 The only memory of Dad we can hold on to. 14:11.700 --> 14:15.910 Look Baby, I don't beat around the bush. 14:16.370 --> 14:19.000 If you can't pay the loan, never mind. 14:19.080 --> 14:23.080 Take some more money and get a big house in the village. 14:23.700 --> 14:27.450 I'll open a small boutique for my daughter Chinki here. 15:03.700 --> 15:04.910 Yes, it's Baby. 15:11.830 --> 15:12.830 What? 15:13.250 --> 15:14.910 This morning at Hoshiarpur's Clock Tower... 15:15.000 --> 15:21.000 ...a man named Jhalla Halwai shot and killed Hakim Tara Chand AKA Mamaji. 15:21.120 --> 15:25.160 The incident took a curious turn when Jhalla Halwai surrendered to the police... 15:25.290 --> 15:28.790 ...claiming that he was suffering from a sexual disorder... 15:28.870 --> 15:32.450 ...and that Mamaji's medicine ruined his life. 15:32.660 --> 15:34.660 Mama was a very dangerous man! 15:34.750 --> 15:37.080 His medicine turned me into Don Juan! 15:37.160 --> 15:39.160 Women couldn't resist me! 15:39.290 --> 15:41.700 Ladies going left, ladies going right... 15:41.870 --> 15:43.700 They kept banging into me in the center! 15:43.870 --> 15:47.160 One day, my wife Gulaabo caught me with Mrs Dhillon, our neighbour. 15:47.290 --> 15:50.620 She sent me divorce papers the very next day! 15:50.750 --> 15:52.580 I lost my mind... 15:52.830 --> 15:57.330 I took my gun, went straight to Mama's house and shot him! 15:57.500 --> 15:59.330 His medicine still hasn't worn off! 15:59.450 --> 16:02.500 Mama, I'll destroy your entire clan! 16:02.700 --> 16:05.620 Let me find him and then I will not spare him. 16:05.700 --> 16:08.660 Jhalla Halwai is said to be mentally unsound. 16:08.750 --> 16:10.910 He has been sent to Amritsar Mental Hospital... 16:11.000 --> 16:13.950 ...and the next court hearing has been deferred. 16:14.040 --> 16:18.790 The board has said that until he is mentally stable, the next hearing-- 16:23.870 --> 16:28.000 How many stale marriages Mamaji helped flourish... 16:29.040 --> 16:32.540 That's something only he knew... or his patients. 16:35.370 --> 16:38.080 There was magic in his medicine. 16:52.290 --> 16:53.500 I arranged the funeral. 16:54.080 --> 16:55.660 I'll organize a prayer meet too. 16:55.870 --> 16:59.410 As his sister, I'll fulfill all my responsibilities. 16:59.540 --> 17:01.160 But let me make it clear... 17:01.250 --> 17:05.250 We had nothing to do with him or that clinic of his. 17:05.370 --> 17:06.700 What do you mean? 17:06.790 --> 17:09.290 I've had my eye on his business for so long. 17:09.790 --> 17:13.160 I had many brilliant business ideas too! 17:13.870 --> 17:15.080 What kind of ideas? 17:16.950 --> 17:21.700 Sir, sexology is one hell of a crooked business. 17:22.250 --> 17:27.160 Populations thrive on sex, and this business thrives on the lack of it. 17:27.370 --> 17:30.910 Which is why I designed the 'NRI' scan machine! 17:31.750 --> 17:32.830 NRI? 17:34.120 --> 17:36.620 No Response Indicator machine. 17:37.580 --> 17:41.120 Take two wires from a circuit and put it in the patient's pants. 17:42.080 --> 17:44.660 Attach a meter and press a button. 17:45.750 --> 17:47.370 A red bulb will light up. 17:47.500 --> 17:49.950 Red light means no response... 17:50.040 --> 17:53.950 Human organ used only for 'pee-pee'! 17:54.080 --> 17:58.870 That's it! Prescribe pills and mint money... 17:58.950 --> 18:02.080 And till the light doesn't turn green, continue the treatment! 18:02.500 --> 18:04.040 But when does the light turn green? 18:04.120 --> 18:07.950 Never! The wire isn't connected to the circuit... High five! 18:09.290 --> 18:11.450 Have some shame! 18:12.580 --> 18:17.120 Anyway, for you... Here's Mamaji's one and only will. 18:17.620 --> 18:18.500 Show me! 18:20.750 --> 18:25.540 Mamaji has named Baby Bedi the sole heir to his Khandaani Shafakhana. 18:26.950 --> 18:28.410 - What? - Why? 18:28.750 --> 18:30.500 Baby Bedi will be entitled to Khandaani Shafakhana... 18:30.580 --> 18:32.910 ...the property of 307, Clock Tower Bazaar... 18:33.000 --> 18:38.040 ...and all the income it generates. 18:39.870 --> 18:42.000 You mean we can sell this property too? 18:42.120 --> 18:44.160 Not 'we', just you. 18:44.750 --> 18:46.950 But there are a few conditions. 18:47.160 --> 18:52.700 You can sell this property six months from the date of Mamaji's death... 18:53.620 --> 18:57.620 ...but before that, you must run this clinic for 6 months. 18:57.700 --> 18:59.000 - Me? - Her? 19:00.870 --> 19:05.080 You need to ensure that Mamaji's patients get their medicines. 19:06.160 --> 19:11.160 Mamaji didn't want his regular patients to feel... 19:11.870 --> 19:15.450 ...that the clinic has died along with him. 19:17.000 --> 19:18.160 Tagra says... 19:18.790 --> 19:23.080 ...go to the clinic at 9 am sharp, and be there till 5 pm. 19:24.080 --> 19:27.830 But Mr Tagra how can I run the clinic without a medical degree or license? 19:27.910 --> 19:29.910 Do you think Mamaji was a dunderhead? 19:30.330 --> 19:33.830 For the smooth functioning of the clinic, it is very important 19:33.910 --> 19:36.120 for you to appoint a professional doctor. 19:37.660 --> 19:41.830 The doctor's salary can be paid from the clinic's income. 19:41.910 --> 19:43.620 And from where do I get a doctor? 19:43.750 --> 19:45.200 That's between Mamaji and you. 19:45.290 --> 19:48.700 This is unfair! I give all the ideas and she gets the clinic? 19:48.950 --> 19:51.620 The clinic needs ideas with experience! 19:52.910 --> 19:55.870 See! Everyone thinks I lack (s)experience! 19:56.120 --> 19:58.120 That's why I say, get me married. 19:58.290 --> 20:02.040 Doesn't matter - your ideas are banned... No entry! 20:02.620 --> 20:05.910 I had heard that lawyers are shameless, but now I've seen it too! 20:06.000 --> 20:10.620 You have no qualms saying such things in front of two ladies! 20:10.750 --> 20:12.250 - What? - Don't act so innocent! 20:12.330 --> 20:14.330 You know what kind of clinic it is, right? 20:14.500 --> 20:18.080 Would you discuss such things with your daughters? 20:18.160 --> 20:20.700 Look Madam, I am a legal representative. 20:21.200 --> 20:24.660 Whether you want to keep or sell the property is your call. 20:26.700 --> 20:28.540 You can decide by the time the last rites are over. 20:28.620 --> 20:29.870 There's nothing to decide! 20:29.950 --> 20:31.830 We don't need his charity. 20:32.120 --> 20:35.450 Don't call again, or I'll slap a case on you! 20:35.750 --> 20:36.870 Have a good day! 20:37.120 --> 20:38.120 Come on Baby. 20:39.120 --> 20:40.540 Get up Bhooshit! 20:40.750 --> 20:44.200 As if he hasn't given me enough troubles already. 21:27.620 --> 21:29.620 [PUSHPA HERBAL] 21:35.870 --> 21:38.950 Yeah, keep chilling like a queen. 21:39.080 --> 21:40.330 You didn't pay my phone bill... 21:40.500 --> 21:42.580 3G, 4G, PubG... Everything's gone! 21:45.700 --> 21:47.120 Have a blast! 21:53.700 --> 21:56.620 I'm seeing you after ages, Chinki! 21:56.910 --> 21:58.830 Wait, I'll get you a chair. 21:59.830 --> 22:02.000 It will be perfect. 22:02.120 --> 22:06.160 We'll install a few sewing machines here... 22:06.790 --> 22:07.620 And over there? 22:08.200 --> 22:11.290 A big signboard that says 'Chinki's Boutique'! 22:12.370 --> 22:13.500 Thank you Papa! 22:13.620 --> 22:14.910 God bless you, my child. 22:16.500 --> 22:19.500 How can I just leave everything and sit at Mamaji's clinic? 22:19.580 --> 22:21.370 - Does it make any sense? - No, it doesn't. 22:22.910 --> 22:24.750 Careful, sir. 22:29.160 --> 22:30.450 Mamaji's gone now... 22:30.620 --> 22:33.290 Just transfer the property in my name. No one will know! 22:34.290 --> 22:39.790 Madam Baby, the sanctity of this will is unquestionable and indisputable! 22:39.870 --> 22:42.410 And kindly note, the Hindustani Unani Research Centre... 22:42.580 --> 22:44.660 ...also has an interest in this property. 22:44.790 --> 22:47.080 Who are these new stakeholders now? 22:47.370 --> 22:49.080 You'll come to know in good time. 22:49.160 --> 22:53.040 But if you back out and don't fulfill the terms and conditions... 22:53.120 --> 22:58.500 ...the property will go to the Hindustani Unani research centre. 22:58.620 --> 22:59.870 Kindly note it. 23:03.250 --> 23:04.910 Look what you've done! 23:05.000 --> 23:06.120 Sorry... 23:19.790 --> 23:23.160 Hey, man listen. 23:23.290 --> 23:24.250 Oh my dear! 23:24.330 --> 23:27.660 A car just hit my friend... can you please help me? 23:27.790 --> 23:32.370 The doctor gave this long prescription and I have no money. Please? 23:32.750 --> 23:34.580 - Are you Rukhsar? - Shabnam. 23:36.040 --> 23:38.250 This is a prescription for Herpes! 23:39.250 --> 23:41.450 Hey, get the lady a glass of juice. 23:46.750 --> 23:47.750 Thank you. 23:52.080 --> 23:53.870 Ever got your liver checked? 23:54.330 --> 23:55.580 Pray, why? 24:01.700 --> 24:04.040 Next. Shabnam. 24:04.120 --> 24:05.950 - Yes. - You go. 24:06.790 --> 24:07.830 You again! 24:07.910 --> 24:08.910 We're together. 24:09.000 --> 24:11.080 Come...Does it hurt a lot? Come. 24:12.750 --> 24:13.580 Hey, listen... 24:13.830 --> 24:14.700 Hey! 24:17.790 --> 24:20.160 Steer clear of alcohol. 24:21.000 --> 24:24.830 Take this medicine for fifteen days and come back for a check-up. 24:34.750 --> 24:36.160 Miss Baby... - Yes. 24:37.000 --> 24:39.750 ...Business and charity must be kept separate. 24:40.290 --> 24:43.250 Sir, how can I can afford charity if there's no business? 24:43.500 --> 24:44.910 Don't mind. 24:45.000 --> 24:46.790 The salts are all basically the same... 24:46.870 --> 24:48.250 But my patients might say- 24:48.370 --> 24:51.750 God knows which company's medicines this old man prescribes! 24:52.790 --> 24:54.580 Sir, firstly- you don't look old. 24:54.910 --> 24:55.620 Thanks. 24:55.750 --> 24:58.330 And secondly, companies don't make medicines. 24:58.450 --> 25:00.250 It's the medicine that makes the company. 25:00.450 --> 25:01.700 Oh, same thing. 25:01.790 --> 25:02.910 Same thing? 25:03.040 --> 25:04.750 Of course, same thing! 25:04.910 --> 25:06.660 She diagnosed my problem just by looking at my face... 25:06.790 --> 25:07.950 How can you doubt her? 25:08.040 --> 25:09.160 Relax... 25:14.290 --> 25:16.450 Sir, have you heard of Kattar Singh? 25:16.790 --> 25:17.870 Kattar Singh? 25:17.950 --> 25:21.080 Sir, Kattar Singh was a poor potter from Kapurthala. 25:21.790 --> 25:23.660 Every week, he sat and make pots... 25:23.790 --> 25:26.620 ...and then carried them on his donkey to sell at the bazaar. 25:27.200 --> 25:31.790 For his meals, he made 'laddoos' of edible gum and flour. 25:31.870 --> 25:34.040 He ate those and fed them to his donkey as well. 25:35.450 --> 25:36.870 Is he our patient? 25:37.290 --> 25:38.290 I don't know. 25:39.120 --> 25:41.790 Sir, one day he couldn't sell a single pot. 25:42.370 --> 25:44.410 Chinese pots had entered the market... 25:44.790 --> 25:46.620 They were stronger and cheaper. 25:47.250 --> 25:50.450 The traders told him - get pots like these, or get lost. 25:50.580 --> 25:53.040 Moved by his master's plight, the donkey began to cry. 25:53.620 --> 25:57.790 He cried so much...that he pooped in despair. 25:59.330 --> 26:05.120 As luck would have it, his potty fell right on the potting clay. 26:07.080 --> 26:08.700 And something miraculous happened. 26:10.120 --> 26:14.750 The combination of the poop and clay worked like magic... 26:14.830 --> 26:16.540 ...and the pots became unbreakable! 26:17.330 --> 26:20.450 Kattar's pots began to outsell the Chinese ones. 26:20.580 --> 26:23.580 Business multiplied and soon Kattar had four new servants and donkeys. 26:24.250 --> 26:26.870 But the old donkey never forgot his duty. 26:27.750 --> 26:32.750 Every morning he would dutifully go and poop on the clay... 26:32.790 --> 26:35.000 ...and Kattar would make unbreakable pots out of it. 26:36.370 --> 26:38.370 Then one day, the donkey got constipated. 26:38.580 --> 26:39.370 Shit! 26:39.750 --> 26:41.540 No Sis, no shit! 26:43.330 --> 26:46.040 The treatment was expensive. 26:46.120 --> 26:48.870 The servant said, "Sir, are you crazy to spend this much on a donkey?" 26:49.620 --> 26:52.660 It's just a matter of poop. Till the donkey doesn't, I'll do it. 26:52.790 --> 26:55.120 And Katti fell into the trap. 26:56.120 --> 26:59.160 The poor donkey died of constipation... 26:59.290 --> 27:02.200 ...and the wise-ass servant's folly made Katti's business go kaput. 27:06.330 --> 27:07.080 So? 27:07.290 --> 27:09.950 So, what's the moral of the story? 27:12.660 --> 27:15.160 All salts might be the same... 27:15.790 --> 27:17.250 ...but all medicines aren't. 27:20.120 --> 27:23.000 What a man! He is a genius. 27:47.540 --> 27:50.160 They're putting germs into each other mouths. 27:50.750 --> 27:51.750 Germs? 27:52.040 --> 27:54.080 Of course. It can cause ulcers. 27:55.160 --> 27:56.540 Why are you so pissed? 27:56.830 --> 27:58.250 Didn't get your salary today? 27:58.750 --> 27:59.750 Salary? 28:00.080 --> 28:02.160 My butt goes numb riding this scooter around all day... 28:02.290 --> 28:04.830 And what do we get? A measly commission. 28:05.370 --> 28:08.200 Mista-Sista... Be positive! 28:09.330 --> 28:12.660 HIV positive, TB positive, Malaria positive... 28:12.790 --> 28:16.200 Medicine is the only field where 'positive' means bad news. 28:18.160 --> 28:20.160 You're just sour because you couldn't become a doctor. 28:20.830 --> 28:23.830 If I didn't have to look after you guys, I would've become a doctor. 28:25.750 --> 28:27.540 I'll have to try something else now. 28:27.750 --> 28:30.500 So why don't you? I'm a staunch 'feminine' at heart. 28:30.660 --> 28:33.330 Girls should be at the forefront when it comes to work. 28:35.750 --> 28:36.830 I'll go run Mamaji's clinic. 28:38.500 --> 28:40.000 Have you gone bonkers? 28:40.660 --> 28:42.500 That's no place for a girl! 28:42.580 --> 28:45.870 Really! Didn't you just say girls should be at the forefront? 28:46.000 --> 28:48.500 I could say Jennifer Lawrence is my girlfriend. So what? 28:52.660 --> 28:55.700 Uncle's going to throw us out of our house and turn it into Chinki's boutique. 28:55.790 --> 28:57.790 They'll get us on the streets. 28:57.910 --> 28:58.790 What will we do then? 29:04.790 --> 29:06.040 Think of it... 29:06.330 --> 29:08.870 It's prime property in the city's busiest market. 29:09.370 --> 29:11.500 Selling the clinic will get us big bucks. 29:12.370 --> 29:14.370 I got the property's value estimated... 29:15.160 --> 29:16.750 It's worth ten million! 29:16.910 --> 29:18.330 Ten million! 29:22.790 --> 29:24.330 You aren't lying, right? 29:26.330 --> 29:29.910 I'll get myself those fancy headphones then! 29:31.370 --> 29:34.250 Firstly, I want to fling Uncle's money at his face. 29:35.000 --> 29:40.290 And then, fix the interiors... get a room built on the terrace... 29:41.620 --> 29:43.580 ...with an attached bathroom. 29:45.080 --> 29:47.200 And then I won't sell medicines anymore. 29:47.330 --> 29:49.910 I'll rent a warehouse and start a Pushpa Herbal franchise. 29:52.870 --> 29:54.000 Groovy! 29:56.790 --> 29:57.700 But wait a minute... 29:58.540 --> 29:59.950 Who will go to the office? 30:00.870 --> 30:02.000 - You! - Me? 30:03.500 --> 30:04.500 You've grown into a hulk... 30:04.580 --> 30:06.160 Will you keep sitting on that fat ass forever? 30:06.250 --> 30:08.700 I've arranged for your training in office, and you're going to work. 30:10.120 --> 30:12.120 And what will be your excuse for not going to office? 30:12.200 --> 30:13.620 I'll take sick leave. 30:13.750 --> 30:14.950 For six months? 30:35.200 --> 30:38.700 Tagra says, keep a supply of munchies, to pass the time. 30:39.370 --> 30:41.330 Mamaji didn't watch TV, so... 31:14.910 --> 31:18.290 Don't bother about all these nincompoops. 31:19.540 --> 31:23.830 Just get through six months. That's it. 31:25.540 --> 31:28.500 There's no one in the biz with our kinda fizz! 31:28.580 --> 31:33.580 Hoshiarpur's world-famous soda-lemonade...Specially for you! 31:33.790 --> 31:34.750 Bottle lemon. 31:34.790 --> 31:36.200 Oh, Lemon-hero! 31:36.330 --> 31:38.330 150 Rupees per selfie! 31:43.330 --> 31:45.040 A fine young boy! 31:45.200 --> 31:47.790 Foreigners call him the 'Lemon-hero'. 31:48.290 --> 31:49.700 He doesn't cut lemons... 31:50.290 --> 31:52.870 ...punctures holes in them and squeezes them with his bare hands. 31:53.500 --> 31:55.160 Very powerful. 32:10.330 --> 32:11.910 He's my informant. 32:13.000 --> 32:14.000 Informant? 32:14.580 --> 32:16.620 What time you come to the clinic... 32:16.750 --> 32:20.160 ...and when you leave - I'll get a complete report from him. 32:21.160 --> 32:22.410 Chhotu, catch it. 32:23.500 --> 32:24.660 Keep a watch! 32:49.330 --> 32:52.830 Mr. Mehta, where does picture release on Saturday? 32:52.910 --> 32:55.620 Okay, fine. 32:55.750 --> 32:56.870 Hello. 32:58.620 --> 33:00.950 That's Mr Jiya Lal... He's brother-in-law's uncle. 33:02.290 --> 33:04.200 Ah, the Market President! 33:04.660 --> 33:06.580 He is a member of the family? 33:06.910 --> 33:08.910 That's very very good. Come on. 33:11.910 --> 33:13.660 You belong to a respectable family. 33:14.830 --> 33:16.750 What's this shady business you are getting into? 33:17.000 --> 33:19.160 It's just... a formality. 33:19.500 --> 33:23.500 Madam Baby...I don't have all day with me. 33:23.750 --> 33:24.790 Please come. 33:25.330 --> 33:26.870 Okay then, have a good day! 33:30.000 --> 33:31.000 Hello. 33:38.790 --> 33:40.040 Carry on! 35:01.450 --> 35:02.450 Where's the doctor? 35:06.330 --> 35:08.750 He must be on his way. I've hired him part-time. 35:14.370 --> 35:17.000 Here's the register on the table... 35:18.200 --> 35:24.410 ...with the names of Mamaji's regular patients, their numbers and reports. 35:25.790 --> 35:27.620 And behind you is the laboratory... 35:28.910 --> 35:32.330 The garden where so many wilted flowers bloomed again... 35:34.160 --> 35:36.580 There's a jar for each patient... 35:37.080 --> 35:41.250 Mamaji left behind small doses for each patient... 35:42.370 --> 35:47.370 Tagra says, open the register, contact the patients... 35:47.500 --> 35:49.500 And get them their medicines. 35:50.330 --> 35:51.330 Simple. 35:59.660 --> 36:02.500 Dangal Sethi, Noordev Noori... 36:03.660 --> 36:04.330 Tagra! 36:54.950 --> 36:56.290 Anything else? 36:58.910 --> 37:00.330 I often wondered... 37:00.500 --> 37:03.290 What will happen when Mamaji isn't around? 37:05.160 --> 37:08.080 Your treatment won't stop Khubi Ram ji, that's for sure! 37:08.160 --> 37:11.700 Don't feel that because Mamaji is no more, the clinic will shut down. Okay? 37:14.540 --> 37:16.080 Don't you worry. 37:32.330 --> 37:34.080 Last month's report. 37:36.250 --> 37:37.660 Khubiram Report... 37:38.660 --> 37:41.330 1 September - 25 minutes, 27 seconds... 37:47.120 --> 37:49.580 2 September - 25 minutes, 28 second... 37:49.950 --> 37:53.120 4 September to 13 September - blank... 37:53.450 --> 37:55.290 The holy festival was on, you see. 37:56.540 --> 37:59.370 The thing is, Mamaji made me keep a daily record... 37:59.500 --> 38:00.580 Of my timing! 38:02.040 --> 38:04.950 How long I took to the finishing line. 39:04.120 --> 39:05.200 Who is it? 39:13.660 --> 39:14.950 I'm Shyama, the wrestler. 39:15.700 --> 39:17.370 You must be having my case history... 39:25.290 --> 39:26.000 Yes. 39:30.000 --> 39:32.580 Mamaji has only written four lines on your page. 39:32.700 --> 39:34.290 What does it say? 39:35.750 --> 39:38.750 "A hip toss in the mud, he can give you the chokeslam..." 39:38.790 --> 39:43.700 Right! Mamaji was a big fan of my wrestling! 39:44.660 --> 39:46.500 "Poor Shyama on a love-ride..." 39:46.660 --> 39:49.120 "Crashed the dingy, before he could wham-bam!" 39:52.700 --> 39:53.700 It crashed? 39:54.080 --> 39:58.000 Oh no, Mamaji had a wicked sense of humour. 39:58.080 --> 40:04.290 Actually, years back on my wedding night, the bed broke... 40:04.540 --> 40:06.870 And I suffered an unfortunate fracture. 40:06.950 --> 40:08.620 What can I say... 40:09.870 --> 40:11.450 One must be careful. 40:46.620 --> 40:47.870 Hey Blunder-baby! 40:48.910 --> 40:49.950 What is it? 40:50.080 --> 40:51.700 Why are you sulking? 40:53.370 --> 40:55.540 I've never felt this jobless. 40:55.660 --> 40:59.200 How anyone can feel jobless in this day and age... 40:59.620 --> 41:01.580 Just log onto Facebook or Whatsapp! 41:02.330 --> 41:07.040 Such a big clinic, you can easily get two weeks' worth of selfies... 41:07.120 --> 41:09.000 ...If you are creative enough. 41:15.700 --> 41:17.580 Shyama the wrestler... 41:18.080 --> 41:21.000 Tell me, how can a wrestler have such a thin leg? 41:23.370 --> 41:26.160 Don't laugh! I've arranged for a doctor. 41:26.450 --> 41:27.330 For how much? 41:27.450 --> 41:28.700 Ten thousand. 41:29.330 --> 41:31.870 Ten thousand! Where will I get the money? 41:31.950 --> 41:34.620 Dude spends 15 years earning all his degrees... 41:34.750 --> 41:36.620 ...and you expect him to not even charge ten? 41:36.700 --> 41:39.040 You won't find a cheaper doctor at a flea market! 41:39.120 --> 41:40.910 You have no idea of the market. 41:41.040 --> 41:43.700 Bhooshi, just get lost. 41:44.330 --> 41:45.410 Please. 42:23.040 --> 42:23.660 Hello. 42:24.660 --> 42:26.660 Yes, I've seen the pictures of the warehouse. 42:27.080 --> 42:29.700 You wait, I'll be there right away. 42:29.790 --> 42:31.120 No, you wait there, I'll reach soon! 42:36.370 --> 42:38.910 Oh no, the girl has got trapped. 42:39.000 --> 42:41.580 I didn't realize it's already 5 pm, Chhotu! 42:41.700 --> 42:43.660 Boss, are you hallucinating? 42:43.750 --> 42:44.790 It's not 5 yet. 42:44.910 --> 42:48.250 No, really? Strange, isn't it? 43:19.080 --> 43:20.080 Deepu Palta. 43:22.370 --> 43:23.500 Have you got the fees? 43:23.620 --> 43:25.950 I've got a jar full, Ma'am. Fresh ghee. 43:26.040 --> 43:28.160 Mamaji used to love it! 43:29.120 --> 43:31.160 A clinic runs on fees, not ghee. 43:35.290 --> 43:36.290 Understood, ma'am. 43:36.370 --> 43:38.080 Very well. Get the fees, then. 43:39.620 --> 43:41.660 You can't be Mamaji's replacement. 43:42.620 --> 43:44.540 He never spoke to me this way. 43:44.620 --> 43:49.080 He said, 'Deepu, even if I'm gone, your medicine will reach you'. 43:49.290 --> 43:50.160 Good day. 43:50.250 --> 43:51.200 Hold on! 43:52.950 --> 43:53.830 Sit. 44:10.120 --> 44:11.000 What's this? 44:11.790 --> 44:12.830 Wiggle-wiggle. 44:13.830 --> 44:14.830 Wiggle-wiggle? 44:15.040 --> 44:16.750 Mamaji asked for it every month... 44:16.910 --> 44:19.750 My sperm sample... Wiggle-wiggle. 44:22.250 --> 44:23.410 Okay then. 44:23.950 --> 44:25.040 Have a good day. 44:46.620 --> 44:48.120 Mummy, get it already! 44:48.540 --> 44:49.620 Hold on! 44:53.620 --> 44:54.830 Pour some ghee on it. 44:56.950 --> 44:59.330 Yummy, so pure! 45:00.500 --> 45:02.290 He's just like his father. 45:02.910 --> 45:08.580 His parathas were always coated with ghee, shining like a bald man's pate! 45:08.700 --> 45:11.410 That's how Baby got all of this baby fat. 45:11.500 --> 45:13.910 Shut up. You've become thin as a reed... 45:14.000 --> 45:17.540 Never eating on time! Here, eat some. 45:17.660 --> 45:20.250 - Mom, I don't want to have this! - Come on, eat! 45:20.330 --> 45:21.870 I'm not feeding you poison. 45:22.700 --> 45:25.950 Ah well... At least Mamaji did something right. 45:39.450 --> 45:41.830 Actually, Doctor Bindra's Mamaji (Uncle) owns a dairy farm. 45:41.910 --> 45:44.000 So as a bonus, he distributed ghee to all employees. 45:46.540 --> 45:48.040 He's a bit cuckoo. 45:50.000 --> 45:52.290 Aha... Something smells delicious! 45:52.450 --> 45:54.830 Feasting on ghee early in the morning, mom? 45:56.450 --> 45:59.500 You're here alone again? Where's Hubby dear? 45:59.790 --> 46:01.580 We were out distributing invitation cards. 46:01.700 --> 46:03.290 It's my sister-in-law's baby shower. 46:03.500 --> 46:05.330 So I told him to pick me up on the way back. 46:05.450 --> 46:07.450 Ah, good you came. 46:08.950 --> 46:10.160 Will you have paranthas? 46:10.870 --> 46:12.660 No, not paranthas. 46:13.290 --> 46:15.040 I want Maggi... Mom's special. 46:29.370 --> 46:31.080 Can one put ghee in Maggi? 46:38.910 --> 46:39.830 Why not! 46:42.370 --> 46:46.620 [prayer] 46:50.330 --> 46:51.410 Hello. 46:51.910 --> 46:53.620 Do you come to pray daily? 46:54.290 --> 46:55.200 Occasionally. 46:56.120 --> 46:58.620 And does your family know where you go after prayers? 46:59.370 --> 47:00.620 Yes, they do. 47:00.790 --> 47:02.450 Your mother knows too? 47:04.040 --> 47:05.620 Of course she knows. 47:07.290 --> 47:08.660 Would you like some Prasad? 47:08.910 --> 47:10.870 No thanks, I'll help myself. 47:12.790 --> 47:13.950 Good day. 47:20.950 --> 47:22.910 Do you want to put it on rent? 47:23.330 --> 47:24.120 No. 47:24.200 --> 47:26.410 So do you want to sell it then? 47:27.660 --> 47:30.750 Yes, but after four months. 47:31.080 --> 47:34.620 I thought you're looking for a tenant... 47:34.830 --> 47:39.580 "The lamps were burning." 47:39.700 --> 47:40.750 From that I will... 47:47.500 --> 47:48.500 Greetings. 47:51.790 --> 47:58.700 "Even after dying" 48:00.000 --> 48:05.790 "I come to your place." 48:08.950 --> 48:14.200 "I offer prayers." 48:14.330 --> 48:18.620 "I offer prayers." 48:19.000 --> 48:24.200 "I burn the wick of lamp." 48:24.330 --> 48:29.330 "I offer prayers." 49:30.700 --> 49:34.250 Take it easy, boy! Go slow. You'll break all the bottles. 49:34.330 --> 49:37.540 Move it a bit, I'll get a back spasm this way. 49:37.660 --> 49:41.080 Just hold that spasm back for a bit. 49:47.700 --> 49:50.250 Where's the doctor? 49:55.790 --> 49:59.040 There's no hiding from the law... 50:00.080 --> 50:01.410 ...Better watch out! 50:04.120 --> 50:05.700 Oh pretty boy! 50:05.790 --> 50:07.500 Hey bro! 50:07.950 --> 50:12.000 Look, petty hawkers are trying to set-up fancy shops now! 50:12.120 --> 50:14.660 Bro, you can take a businessman off the street... 50:14.790 --> 50:17.790 ...but you cannot take the street out of the businessman! 50:20.750 --> 50:24.370 What are you staring at me for? Move that board! 50:24.950 --> 50:27.450 - Come on. - Chhotu... Move it to the side. 50:27.620 --> 50:28.620 Boss? 50:28.870 --> 50:30.950 Just do it. 50:31.080 --> 50:32.200 Be careful. 50:32.450 --> 50:33.290 It's okay, chill. 50:38.250 --> 50:39.040 Yes, it's Baby... 50:39.120 --> 50:41.410 Who the hell have you sent here! 50:41.620 --> 50:42.370 What happened, boss? 50:42.500 --> 50:44.750 Instead of selling medicines to doctors... 50:44.830 --> 50:48.290 ...he's convincing healthy people that they're sick! 50:48.450 --> 50:50.160 And today he just crossed the limit! 50:50.250 --> 50:54.330 In the waiting room, he proposed marriage to a chicken pox patient! 50:54.700 --> 50:58.370 One minute... Hold on... listen to me! 50:58.700 --> 51:00.370 I would never... One minute! 51:00.790 --> 51:02.620 I thought you were flashing your dimples. 51:02.700 --> 51:04.620 You can't tell the difference between a pimple and a dimple? 51:04.790 --> 51:06.000 One minute... 51:06.120 --> 51:08.500 Shame on you, harassing a woman! 51:08.660 --> 51:10.160 Hold on... listen to me! 51:10.580 --> 51:11.660 Bhooshit, not again! 51:11.790 --> 51:13.910 Dr Bhatti is in charge of six villages. 51:14.000 --> 51:16.330 Our company's reputation will be ruined! 51:16.700 --> 51:17.790 Boss, don't worry. 51:17.870 --> 51:20.750 I'll apologise to Dr Bhatti. Yes, I'll go right away. 51:29.790 --> 51:31.250 Look at you sitting pretty... 51:31.370 --> 51:32.660 Is it your Daddy's throne? 52:03.040 --> 52:05.790 Move... Move away! - Stop... 52:05.870 --> 52:07.000 Move away! 52:07.120 --> 52:09.160 Get a side. You fool... 52:26.450 --> 52:29.700 Hey, Gabru. 52:41.080 --> 52:42.830 Gabru Ghatak? 52:46.000 --> 52:47.120 'Ghatack'! 52:48.330 --> 52:50.080 Gabru Ghatack! 52:52.500 --> 52:54.830 This Nancy already looks like a brute... 52:54.910 --> 52:56.450 and his overgrown whiskers makes it worse. 52:56.580 --> 52:57.830 Oh God. 52:57.910 --> 53:02.120 I would've made a silent entry, but the dogs saw him and freaked out. 53:03.910 --> 53:05.700 You were coming to the clinic too? 53:21.790 --> 53:23.910 The media are such rascals. 53:24.330 --> 53:27.290 You never know when, where and why they're on your trail. 53:28.290 --> 53:30.830 Mamaji was very secretive about me. 53:33.080 --> 53:35.750 If only he left your medicine behind. 53:40.790 --> 53:47.500 No, no, no... Miss Babes, no! 53:47.620 --> 53:48.750 What happened? 53:49.870 --> 53:53.750 Miss Babes, these aren't just tears, they're a man's tears. 53:54.250 --> 53:56.080 The don't flow so easily. 53:58.200 --> 53:59.200 And these aren't mere words... 53:59.290 --> 54:00.290 They're a man's words? 54:00.450 --> 54:01.080 No! 54:01.500 --> 54:05.200 I'll feel like a man only after I take Mamaji's medicine! 54:05.620 --> 54:09.620 Till then, I'm just a patient of erectile dysfunction! 54:10.830 --> 54:12.910 I'll give you anything you want. 54:13.040 --> 54:16.450 Mamaji's medicine turned this wimp into the stud Gabru... 54:16.790 --> 54:20.500 I don't want to go back to being poor ol' Gunnu Bassi! 54:20.790 --> 54:22.790 Doctor, please get me my medicine! 54:22.830 --> 54:25.700 Okay fine, stop crying now. 54:25.790 --> 54:27.410 - You'll pay the fees, right? - Babes... 54:27.790 --> 54:29.620 ...need you ask? 54:29.950 --> 54:32.330 I'll perform at your wedding for free if you want! 55:11.500 --> 55:15.370 As if I didn't have enough troubles already, you left me with this mess! 55:15.500 --> 55:18.500 "Baby's got nothing better to do, I'll tempt her with the property... 55:18.620 --> 55:20.620 ... and she'll mop up the clinic!" 55:20.750 --> 55:21.450 What a plan! 55:23.040 --> 55:24.620 Where the hell is this medicine? 55:24.790 --> 55:25.790 Hello Miss! 55:27.620 --> 55:29.160 Here comes the spy. 55:31.000 --> 55:33.000 I heard loud sounds in the middle of the night... 55:33.080 --> 55:34.200 ...so I thought I'd come by to check. 55:37.120 --> 55:38.950 What happened? Looking for something? 55:39.790 --> 55:41.750 Can't find what I'm looking for... 55:41.870 --> 55:43.700 ... but I keep finding reasons to leave this place. 55:44.620 --> 55:47.450 You came here with such bravado. 55:47.700 --> 55:49.080 Giving up so soon? 55:49.750 --> 55:51.080 Ah, you're one to talk. 55:51.160 --> 55:53.080 I saw your bravado this morning. 55:55.450 --> 55:58.160 If I were in your place, I'd smash that bully's jaw by now. 55:59.700 --> 56:00.660 Move aside. 56:02.790 --> 56:06.540 Sometimes true grit lies in holding your nerve than picking a fight. 56:06.750 --> 56:08.250 They're been trying to elbow me out of here for ages... 56:08.450 --> 56:11.160 They'll eventually tire out, but I won't budge. 56:11.450 --> 56:14.290 I didn't become 'world-famous' in Hoshiarpur just like that! 56:14.620 --> 56:16.000 If you can hold your nerve, good for you. 56:16.080 --> 56:19.410 What do I do? Run this clinic... for six months? 56:20.080 --> 56:23.830 Some give blessings as payment, some offer peanuts and some give ghee. 56:25.120 --> 56:27.120 The only patient who can pay good money... 56:27.250 --> 56:28.250 ...his medicine is nowhere to be found. 56:28.750 --> 56:30.910 And the other medicines will soon be over. 56:31.000 --> 56:32.160 What will I do then? 56:32.660 --> 56:35.450 Please go and tell Mr Tagra that Baby has left. I'm done here. 56:38.790 --> 56:40.080 That is enough. 56:41.790 --> 56:44.250 I could've told Mr Tagra long back, if I wanted to. 56:44.910 --> 56:47.120 But I wasn't interested in spying on you. 56:48.870 --> 56:52.160 In fact, I kept wondering - why did Mamaji choose you? 56:57.910 --> 56:59.250 I could never figure it out. 57:00.450 --> 57:02.700 Maybe you should think about it. 57:07.330 --> 57:08.750 You found reasons to leave... 57:09.660 --> 57:11.120 Perhaps you will find one to stay, too. 57:47.790 --> 57:55.660 Son, the problem always lies between the ears, not between the legs. 57:57.620 --> 58:04.700 The body can relax only if the mind is at ease, right? 58:04.790 --> 58:05.580 Mamaji! 58:06.540 --> 58:07.620 Wow... 58:08.790 --> 58:11.620 How beautiful! 58:12.080 --> 58:14.040 Mamaji I want to draw in your book! 58:14.120 --> 58:15.830 Oh no, sweetie... 58:16.250 --> 58:20.290 This isn't a drawing book, it's your Mamaji's guidebook. 58:20.450 --> 58:26.910 The names of various ailments, their symptoms and remedies... 58:27.000 --> 58:28.700 I've written it all in here. 58:28.950 --> 58:31.790 If I read this, I'll become a doctor too! 58:31.870 --> 58:34.500 Doctor... or a Hakim! 58:34.750 --> 58:35.790 Mamaji 58:37.790 --> 58:38.700 Have a look. It's done. 58:39.160 --> 58:42.660 Sheesh! Mamaji, they got the spelling wrong! 58:42.790 --> 58:47.330 Dumbo! How could you turn an E into an I? 58:47.910 --> 58:51.250 I... I thought you must have written it by mistake. 58:51.500 --> 58:53.000 Write it properly. 58:53.370 --> 58:56.700 S-E-X, sex! 58:58.290 --> 59:00.700 Shush my dear... It's a dirty word. 59:02.660 --> 59:04.660 Tell me something, son... 59:04.950 --> 59:08.000 From where were you born? 59:08.120 --> 59:09.330 From Mommy's tummy. 59:10.790 --> 59:12.080 And how did you get there? 59:13.200 --> 59:16.950 You're saying such things, Mamaji... in front of a little girl? 59:17.040 --> 59:21.200 It's the reason we all exist... 59:21.330 --> 59:24.040 And you label it as dirty? 59:24.540 --> 59:26.950 Mamaji, but how does it happen? 59:27.330 --> 59:28.500 I will tell you. 59:28.830 --> 59:30.700 You go and get that corrected. 59:31.370 --> 59:35.040 Trying to be too modern! The things he says in front of that child! 59:35.200 --> 59:36.330 Come 59:37.290 --> 59:38.450 Look at this plant. 59:39.540 --> 59:43.330 When you sow a seed into the earth, a plant is born. 59:44.250 --> 59:45.500 Just like that... 59:45.700 --> 59:49.250 Oh no! I swallowed a few watermelon seeds this morning... 59:49.330 --> 59:51.950 Will I become a Melon-mommy? 59:53.450 --> 59:56.370 No my dear! Let me explain. 59:58.370 --> 1:00:00.700 This uncle and this aunty... 1:00:00.790 --> 1:00:01.790 Baby! 1:00:14.660 --> 1:00:15.910 Have you no shame? 1:00:16.200 --> 1:00:19.290 Talking nonsense in front of such a small girl. 1:00:19.450 --> 1:00:20.660 Mother. 1:00:20.790 --> 1:00:22.750 Bringing her to this clinic. 1:00:23.200 --> 1:00:25.160 - Come on. - I don't want to go home! 1:00:25.250 --> 1:00:27.120 Dare not come here again. 1:00:27.580 --> 1:00:29.830 No... I don't want to go home! 1:00:30.200 --> 1:00:31.330 Come on, let's go! 1:00:31.500 --> 1:00:33.830 Mamaji, say something. 1:00:34.290 --> 1:00:35.040 Let's go! 1:00:35.250 --> 1:00:36.790 I don't want to go home! 1:00:37.120 --> 1:00:38.620 Mamaji! 1:00:39.870 --> 1:00:42.450 Mamaji! 1:02:26.790 --> 1:02:29.580 Uncle, you know what's more lucrative than planning weddings? 1:02:29.660 --> 1:02:32.660 Being Baby-Shower specialists. 1:02:32.790 --> 1:02:35.790 There's a baby born every minute in Hoshiarpur... 1:02:36.080 --> 1:02:38.580 ...imagine, how many Baby showers in a month! 1:02:39.750 --> 1:02:41.830 And we won't organize such boring functions. 1:02:42.080 --> 1:02:45.620 There'll be a cake, a DJ, balloons and confetti, the works! 1:02:45.750 --> 1:02:48.750 It will be a full-blown party, like it happens abroad. 1:02:48.830 --> 1:02:52.750 Forget bananas and samosas... We'll serve macaroni... 1:02:52.910 --> 1:02:53.830 Hello. 1:02:54.120 --> 1:02:58.750 "My lover came and took away my heart." 1:02:58.830 --> 1:03:01.620 "Then I start laughing." 1:03:01.750 --> 1:03:03.330 What amount did you bring as a gift? 1:03:03.450 --> 1:03:04.620 Five hundred and one rupees... 1:03:05.620 --> 1:03:07.290 Might as well give nothing! 1:03:08.080 --> 1:03:09.120 This is the limit. 1:03:09.330 --> 1:03:12.120 I'm already facing taunts thanks to Baby, and now you... 1:03:12.790 --> 1:03:14.290 What did Baby do now? 1:03:15.370 --> 1:03:18.080 Sheetu, can you make yourself a little useful? 1:03:18.700 --> 1:03:19.830 I'll be right there! 1:03:21.750 --> 1:03:23.830 Please just handle my mother-in-law for now. 1:03:24.200 --> 1:03:27.660 "In the center I put flowers." 1:03:27.790 --> 1:03:32.290 "If my lover does not come then I shall find him in all lanes." 1:03:32.370 --> 1:03:37.370 "My lover came and took away my heart." 1:03:37.450 --> 1:03:42.330 "Then I start laughing." 1:03:42.660 --> 1:03:45.370 Sheetu, get Auntie Kunti here. 1:03:46.200 --> 1:03:50.950 "Don't come at night." 1:03:58.700 --> 1:03:59.700 Yes. 1:04:03.700 --> 1:04:04.620 Congratulations. 1:04:04.700 --> 1:04:06.290 Get the baby boy! 1:04:06.370 --> 1:04:07.660 Yes, get him quickly. 1:04:09.790 --> 1:04:12.580 Sheetu wait, get the baby. 1:04:15.330 --> 1:04:16.700 Here he comes. 1:04:16.790 --> 1:04:18.290 Baby boy. 1:04:18.580 --> 1:04:21.750 Ooh what happened? 1:04:21.830 --> 1:04:23.950 Such a pretty dress! 1:04:24.160 --> 1:04:25.040 May God shield you from evil eyes. 1:04:25.120 --> 1:04:27.080 Take baby and touch your head. 1:04:27.160 --> 1:04:29.790 Come, come. 1:04:33.620 --> 1:04:35.370 He peed, the little brat! 1:04:36.200 --> 1:04:37.830 It's supposed to be good luck! 1:04:38.120 --> 1:04:45.160 Glory to the Goddess! 1:04:47.200 --> 1:04:48.160 Hello. 1:04:48.540 --> 1:04:53.290 "The red bangles make a sound." 1:04:53.870 --> 1:04:57.040 Your Baby's making a mess... and you just stand and watch! 1:04:58.080 --> 1:04:59.580 Get rid of this filth now! 1:04:59.700 --> 1:05:00.750 Coming, aunt. 1:05:01.790 --> 1:05:03.250 Stupid. 1:05:35.450 --> 1:05:36.620 Stop here. 1:05:37.620 --> 1:05:39.200 Mom, why have you gone silent? 1:05:45.790 --> 1:05:49.040 Mom, say something! 1:05:50.700 --> 1:05:52.120 What do I say? 1:05:52.450 --> 1:05:56.160 Didn't we talk about this? Why did you still go there? 1:05:57.080 --> 1:05:58.660 For the greed of money? 1:05:59.040 --> 1:06:01.160 Is money more important than our reputation? 1:06:01.450 --> 1:06:03.120 When do we ever actually talk? 1:06:03.330 --> 1:06:04.700 Everyone just speaks their mind... 1:06:04.790 --> 1:06:06.700 Who ever listens to another person in this house? 1:06:07.080 --> 1:06:10.120 Fine. I'm listening. Go on, speak. 1:06:10.500 --> 1:06:11.200 Say what? 1:06:11.290 --> 1:06:14.870 Had dad left us in this hole? 1:06:15.660 --> 1:06:17.620 That's where he left us! 1:06:17.790 --> 1:06:20.950 Uncle hogged everything for his family, and what are we left with? 1:06:21.620 --> 1:06:23.120 Luckily this property has fallen in our lap... 1:06:23.200 --> 1:06:25.750 ...and I should let it go, just to preserve our hollow reputation? 1:06:35.160 --> 1:06:38.830 All your father left me with, was our family name. 1:06:41.160 --> 1:06:49.080 Even if I were penniless, 'Mrs Bedi' could command respect from people. 1:06:52.120 --> 1:06:56.660 But today at Sheetu's house, that Mrs Bedi was reduced to nothing. 1:08:00.700 --> 1:08:03.120 Look, I don't beat around the bush. 1:08:03.290 --> 1:08:05.410 I've seen scientific proof on Youtube... 1:08:05.620 --> 1:08:10.370 After a certain age, if a woman stays unmarried, naturally her brain... 1:08:44.200 --> 1:08:45.250 Excuse me, Baby. 1:08:48.160 --> 1:08:49.750 My friend has a younger brother... 1:08:50.700 --> 1:08:51.700 Handsome- 1:08:55.910 --> 1:08:57.330 It's a clear deal. 1:08:58.450 --> 1:09:02.450 If you marry him, he'll settle your debt with interest. 1:09:04.370 --> 1:09:07.080 Then keep this outhouse if you want. 1:09:19.330 --> 1:09:20.660 Excuse me, uncle. 1:09:32.830 --> 1:09:33.830 Take a right. 1:09:35.750 --> 1:09:36.500 Right? 1:09:36.580 --> 1:09:37.870 Idiot. 1:09:37.950 --> 1:09:38.950 Wrong! 1:09:39.500 --> 1:09:40.580 Fool. 1:09:40.700 --> 1:09:42.290 - You'll still go to the clinic? - Are you a fool? 1:09:42.370 --> 1:09:43.620 I'll definitely go now. 1:09:43.750 --> 1:09:46.660 I'll get all the money and shove it right in Uncle's face. 1:09:46.750 --> 1:09:48.910 If the property sells, that is. Nothing will happen. 1:09:49.000 --> 1:09:50.120 That place is cursed. 1:09:50.250 --> 1:09:54.160 In all these months, what did you earn from the clinic? Zero. 1:09:54.250 --> 1:09:55.700 Money will come... 1:09:56.040 --> 1:09:57.450 If I can make Gabru's medicine. 1:09:58.580 --> 1:10:00.620 If you can make his medicine! 1:10:00.750 --> 1:10:02.700 Now you'll make medicines? 1:10:02.790 --> 1:10:06.370 Found one homo pop-star and you think you're a doctor? 1:10:06.500 --> 1:10:09.040 What's this homo-homo nonsense? He has a problem. 1:10:09.120 --> 1:10:10.950 Have you seen the chicks in his videos? 1:10:11.160 --> 1:10:14.200 If he prances with such hot babes and still can't get it up... 1:10:14.330 --> 1:10:15.700 ...he's definitely homo! 1:10:16.040 --> 1:10:19.540 And so what if he is! We are all Homo-pride. 1:10:21.750 --> 1:10:24.620 Mista-Sista! Tell me if you want to try my idea... 1:10:24.750 --> 1:10:26.700 I'll get you Gabru's medicine right away. 1:10:26.790 --> 1:10:28.540 And how will you do that? 1:10:29.750 --> 1:10:30.750 Wait and watch! 1:10:31.370 --> 1:10:33.160 Come one, come all! 1:10:33.290 --> 1:10:35.910 Don't be dejected. 1:10:36.120 --> 1:10:38.120 This is such a powerful drug, 1:10:38.540 --> 1:10:41.910 It will turn you into Sylvester Stallone... 1:10:42.000 --> 1:10:45.040 You'll bang a dozen alone! 1:10:45.160 --> 1:10:46.330 Knockout. 1:10:46.700 --> 1:10:49.450 This is Goga Bangali's challenge! 1:10:49.750 --> 1:10:50.870 Look here. 1:10:51.620 --> 1:10:55.750 Give a dose of this to any fella, 1:10:55.830 --> 1:10:58.700 He'll turn into a wild gorilla! 1:10:59.160 --> 1:11:03.120 Baba hides nothing, you'll see it all! 1:11:03.200 --> 1:11:05.000 Eyes forward. 1:11:05.750 --> 1:11:09.870 Our ingredients are strong, they'll make you last really long! 1:11:10.540 --> 1:11:13.540 I'm making this before your eyes, 1:11:13.620 --> 1:11:17.950 It will fill your life with fire and spice! 1:11:19.040 --> 1:11:23.750 Like a lion you shall roar, your love life shall soar! 1:11:23.830 --> 1:11:27.580 Just take Baba's magic drug... 1:11:27.750 --> 1:11:30.830 The ladies will keep coming back... 1:11:30.910 --> 1:11:34.500 For more and more and more! 1:11:35.200 --> 1:11:38.540 Don't depress, don't cry, wet your dry.. 1:11:39.040 --> 1:11:43.830 Our magic medicine is legit, you'll get it in just a bit! 1:11:44.200 --> 1:11:48.950 Don't be afraid my boy, your lady will scream with joy. 1:11:49.040 --> 1:11:51.160 Goga Bengali is in front of you. 1:11:51.290 --> 1:11:55.410 Mix and grind a bunch of shit... Mamaji made medicines the same way. 1:11:55.540 --> 1:12:00.660 Buy it for just 50 bucks and sell it at a fat profit to your Gabru. 1:12:00.790 --> 1:12:01.750 Shut up. 1:12:03.500 --> 1:12:08.500 Fresh! This is the fresh material from the Himalayas! 1:12:09.830 --> 1:12:11.540 I'm Goga Bangali... 1:12:11.660 --> 1:12:15.450 MBBS, BMS, SHS in 'secret disease'! 1:12:16.200 --> 1:12:20.620 Look, the secret sauce is ready! 1:12:20.790 --> 1:12:22.580 Here it is in a jug... 1:12:22.700 --> 1:12:25.580 But relax, don't chug. 1:12:25.830 --> 1:12:27.450 Here try some. 1:12:29.080 --> 1:12:31.040 Don't get excited. 1:12:31.200 --> 1:12:33.620 If you take too much, It'll ruin everything. 1:12:33.750 --> 1:12:34.700 Very little. 1:12:34.950 --> 1:12:37.950 Take this medicine. You will get well soon. 1:12:38.080 --> 1:12:39.750 Wait, let me get the medicine at least! 1:12:39.830 --> 1:12:41.830 This is nonsense. 1:12:41.910 --> 1:12:43.700 Will he give medicine now? 1:12:49.790 --> 1:12:51.790 Formula of medicine. 1:12:53.700 --> 1:12:55.000 Some leaf... 1:13:25.750 --> 1:13:28.040 "Soaring dreams" 1:13:28.200 --> 1:13:30.620 "Float in your eyes" 1:13:30.750 --> 1:13:32.540 "Touch the skies" 1:13:32.620 --> 1:13:35.330 "Flying in the wind" 1:13:40.910 --> 1:13:43.080 "Soaring dreams" 1:13:43.290 --> 1:13:45.700 "Float in your eyes" 1:13:45.830 --> 1:13:47.660 "Touch the skies" 1:13:47.790 --> 1:13:50.830 "Flying in the wind" 1:13:50.950 --> 1:13:53.160 "They come, they go" 1:13:53.290 --> 1:13:55.830 "They show the way" 1:13:56.000 --> 1:13:58.450 "They come, they go" 1:13:58.580 --> 1:14:00.580 "They show the way" 1:14:00.700 --> 1:14:04.700 "Look at the birds" 1:14:05.790 --> 1:14:09.830 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:14:10.750 --> 1:14:15.330 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:14:25.330 --> 1:14:32.660 To treat any ailment properly, you need to diagnose it first. 1:14:33.200 --> 1:14:34.660 Along with the patient's pulse... 1:14:34.790 --> 1:14:39.000 ...one must observe their eyes and face as well. 1:15:04.540 --> 1:15:06.000 - Who is it? - Bhooshit! 1:15:06.370 --> 1:15:08.750 Yeah, I'm Bhooshit, but why're you looking at me so creepily? 1:15:09.750 --> 1:15:10.750 I was just looking! 1:15:10.830 --> 1:15:12.870 Why? Am I a pimple that you're staring at me so intensely? 1:15:16.250 --> 1:15:18.000 Oh God. 1:15:19.330 --> 1:15:20.790 Oh God. 1:15:24.790 --> 1:15:28.750 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:15:29.790 --> 1:15:34.370 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:15:47.120 --> 1:15:48.410 Hypothyroidism... 1:15:52.500 --> 1:15:53.830 Sinus... 1:15:54.250 --> 1:15:55.700 High blood pressure... 1:15:56.750 --> 1:15:57.750 Constipation... 1:16:00.080 --> 1:16:01.790 Erectile dysfunction... 1:16:04.580 --> 1:16:05.580 Pervert! 1:16:12.580 --> 1:16:13.910 Very cute... 1:17:00.330 --> 1:17:05.330 "We lose our way without a guide" 1:17:05.500 --> 1:17:10.540 "Destinations go out of sight" 1:17:15.750 --> 1:17:20.700 "We lose our way without a guide" 1:17:20.790 --> 1:17:25.660 "Destinations go out of sight" 1:17:25.750 --> 1:17:30.660 "Of what use is this life..." 1:17:30.750 --> 1:17:35.620 "Of what use is this life..." 1:17:35.700 --> 1:17:40.370 "If you aren't allowed to dream?" 1:17:40.500 --> 1:17:45.040 "Take flight and soar away! 1:17:45.620 --> 1:17:50.450 "Take flight and soar away! 1:17:50.620 --> 1:17:55.540 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:17:55.620 --> 1:17:59.750 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:18:13.910 --> 1:18:15.040 Ready? 1:18:17.290 --> 1:18:19.540 Not all Unani medicines are prepared so fast. 1:18:19.750 --> 1:18:21.750 Sometimes it can even take days. 1:18:23.040 --> 1:18:26.540 By ready, I meant if you're ready to become a Hakim! 1:18:30.250 --> 1:18:31.910 Hakim Baby Bedi? 1:18:34.750 --> 1:18:36.250 Dr. Baby Bedi? 1:18:38.080 --> 1:18:39.700 Hello Doctor 1:18:40.500 --> 1:18:42.080 Hello, Good morning Hakim ji.. 1:18:44.540 --> 1:18:46.370 Are you Doctor Baby Bedi? 1:18:48.250 --> 1:18:50.120 Or are you Hakim Baby Bedi? 1:18:56.370 --> 1:18:58.830 "Gained knowledge from ancient texts" 1:18:58.910 --> 1:19:01.290 "I invested my blood and sweat" 1:19:01.450 --> 1:19:03.870 "Gained knowledge from ancient texts" 1:19:03.950 --> 1:19:06.410 "I invested my blood and sweat" 1:19:06.540 --> 1:19:13.910 "Sea-waves crashed over the shore" 1:19:14.000 --> 1:19:19.250 "And washed what destiny had in store" 1:19:22.000 --> 1:19:27.000 "For those who toil patient through the night" 1:19:27.080 --> 1:19:31.330 "For those who toil patient through the night" 1:19:31.500 --> 1:19:35.700 "Dawn shall usher in the morning light" 1:19:36.790 --> 1:19:40.950 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:19:41.790 --> 1:19:45.910 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:19:46.870 --> 1:19:50.830 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:19:51.910 --> 1:19:56.040 "Take flight and soar away!" 1:21:00.370 --> 1:21:01.200 Babes... 1:21:02.500 --> 1:21:03.330 Are you sure? 1:21:04.330 --> 1:21:05.500 Are you sure? 1:21:06.370 --> 1:21:08.870 Yes, I'm sure. Why? 1:21:09.500 --> 1:21:13.160 Well, you said that Mamaji didn't leave my medicine behind... 1:21:13.790 --> 1:21:17.790 So this... I mean, my treatment? 1:21:24.830 --> 1:21:28.750 It doesn't matter who provides the medicine - Mamaji or I... 1:21:29.160 --> 1:21:31.160 Ultimately, it's God who heals. 1:21:53.540 --> 1:21:56.120 Let's get it started now. 1:22:37.120 --> 1:22:38.160 Yes, Baby speaking... 1:22:38.790 --> 1:22:41.160 Babes... What have you done! 1:22:41.290 --> 1:22:42.750 Mr Gabru... What happened? 1:22:47.080 --> 1:22:49.120 Today after you gave me the medicine... 1:22:49.250 --> 1:22:53.290 (Gibberish) 1:22:53.450 --> 1:22:54.750 I was blown! 1:22:55.200 --> 1:22:58.080 Mr Gabru, I don't understand... Speak clearly. What happened? 1:23:04.080 --> 1:23:07.200 It was amazing. 1:23:07.950 --> 1:23:09.620 I'll take the medicine later... 1:23:10.120 --> 1:23:12.290 but when I heard you speak today... 1:23:13.370 --> 1:23:16.160 I felt Mamaji's presence. 1:23:17.370 --> 1:23:18.790 Thanks Doctor Babes... 1:23:19.580 --> 1:23:20.830 God bless you. 1:23:32.450 --> 1:23:33.120 Take it. 1:23:38.790 --> 1:23:39.750 Here. 1:23:43.080 --> 1:23:44.330 Where's yours? 1:23:45.080 --> 1:23:47.580 Nah, I don't drink soup. 1:23:47.700 --> 1:23:50.580 It's healthy. Try some at least? Take a sip... 1:23:56.160 --> 1:23:57.370 How is it? 1:24:01.040 --> 1:24:03.450 I'll get some. 1:24:04.580 --> 1:24:05.870 Give me one more. 1:24:08.080 --> 1:24:09.790 My dear, what is it? 1:24:10.450 --> 1:24:11.540 Do you want it? 1:24:17.000 --> 1:24:18.200 The soup is tasty. 1:24:18.330 --> 1:24:20.330 Make some more. 1:24:25.370 --> 1:24:30.950 "Why are you following me?" 1:24:31.040 --> 1:24:35.160 "What is so special?" 1:24:36.660 --> 1:24:39.910 "I am your lover." 1:24:41.040 --> 1:24:41.830 So? 1:24:42.660 --> 1:24:43.660 What's the plan now? 1:24:44.450 --> 1:24:46.330 Treat patients, what else. 1:24:47.830 --> 1:24:50.450 But we need to get new patients. 1:24:51.580 --> 1:24:52.370 That's true. 1:24:55.040 --> 1:24:55.790 Three whys... 1:24:56.080 --> 1:24:58.080 Why should patient honour our clinic with their presence? 1:24:58.160 --> 1:24:59.290 Why patients hiding from us? 1:24:59.450 --> 1:25:00.790 Why they no talk about sickness? 1:25:00.870 --> 1:25:02.200 Why you looking so lost? 1:25:04.370 --> 1:25:05.660 That's four whys. 1:25:05.790 --> 1:25:09.080 Number 4 was a separate question. Answer the three whys. 1:25:09.790 --> 1:25:10.750 There's only one answer to all three... 1:25:10.790 --> 1:25:12.870 Because sexual disorders have become a dirty secret... 1:25:13.000 --> 1:25:14.700 And sex has turned into taboo! 1:25:18.370 --> 1:25:20.700 Why? Did I say something wrong? 1:25:20.790 --> 1:25:22.910 Or will you two just sip on soup all your life? 1:25:24.080 --> 1:25:25.330 Let's go. 1:25:25.500 --> 1:25:26.870 Could you move aside and talk? 1:25:27.000 --> 1:25:29.120 Why, am I contaminating your soup? 1:25:29.250 --> 1:25:31.200 - Baby... - She shooed away my customers. 1:25:31.500 --> 1:25:32.370 Just hold on. 1:25:32.500 --> 1:25:33.910 Let's leave. 1:25:34.250 --> 1:25:36.580 - Just chill. - Yeah, I'm done with this soup too! 1:25:36.700 --> 1:25:38.750 - Let's go. - Such nonsense... 1:25:38.830 --> 1:25:41.830 Nobody wants to hear the truth! 1:25:42.500 --> 1:25:44.450 You're becoming too forward. 1:25:44.910 --> 1:25:46.290 The general public is naive. 1:25:46.450 --> 1:25:48.000 Yeah sure, they're naive... 1:25:48.160 --> 1:25:50.330 We form 17 percent of the world's total population.... 1:25:50.620 --> 1:25:54.790 And pretend as if 1.3 billion people got produced by eating some holy fruit! 1:25:55.580 --> 1:25:56.450 Oh Lord! 1:25:56.580 --> 1:25:58.620 Don't just keep grinning... 1:25:59.250 --> 1:26:01.790 Tell me, am I not right? Let's talk! 1:26:01.870 --> 1:26:03.040 What do I say... 1:26:03.370 --> 1:26:06.120 The more you talk like this, the more awkward I feel. 1:26:06.200 --> 1:26:08.540 One is bound to feel awkward, of course... 1:26:13.200 --> 1:26:14.330 Fair point... 1:26:15.790 --> 1:26:18.160 The more I talk, the more people get embarrassed. 1:26:18.250 --> 1:26:20.870 Exactly. And then you say, 'let's talk'! 1:26:40.040 --> 1:26:41.620 Did the medicine work? 1:26:46.830 --> 1:26:49.200 But of course, it worked! 1:26:49.330 --> 1:26:52.330 Mamaji turned me from lard to creamy butter! 1:26:55.870 --> 1:26:58.290 Even the military doesn't talk this much in code! 1:27:00.370 --> 1:27:02.450 - Can I frankly ask you something? - Yes. 1:27:03.580 --> 1:27:05.870 Mamaji did so much for you guys... 1:27:06.080 --> 1:27:08.250 Don't you think you owe him something in return? 1:27:08.910 --> 1:27:14.000 Ma'am, every drop of my wiggle-wiggle is indebted to Mamaji! 1:27:14.290 --> 1:27:18.000 God bless his soul! 1:27:19.000 --> 1:27:20.620 - Very good. - Thank you. 1:27:20.790 --> 1:27:21.750 Deepu 1:27:26.370 --> 1:27:31.290 So Deepu, why don't you go and tell your friends and relatives about the clinic! 1:27:31.370 --> 1:27:32.450 Spread the good word. 1:27:34.790 --> 1:27:36.500 Miss Baby, don't mind. 1:27:37.200 --> 1:27:40.450 But... how can I discuss such problems with other people? 1:27:40.750 --> 1:27:42.080 What's the big deal? 1:27:42.160 --> 1:27:43.660 Ailments are just ailments. 1:27:43.790 --> 1:27:46.790 God knows how many people out there are hiding their problems in shame. 1:27:47.080 --> 1:27:49.790 They should know that they can be cured here! 1:27:55.790 --> 1:27:58.450 We need to get Mamaji's remedies to every household. 1:27:59.250 --> 1:28:02.450 The problem is that people cringe at the very mention of sex. 1:28:02.790 --> 1:28:08.750 The day our wives stop bingeing on soaps, people will stop cringing at sex! 1:28:10.370 --> 1:28:14.580 Bingeing and cringing... We love using rhymes in our plays, too! 1:28:15.080 --> 1:28:17.950 "You're like a thorn in a rose, Shurpanakha, I'll chop your nose!" 1:28:18.500 --> 1:28:20.370 Look, how popular this dialogue has become! 1:28:20.500 --> 1:28:22.790 Shall we make Mamaji's remedies popular too? 1:28:23.160 --> 1:28:25.160 Yes! Absolutely! 1:28:26.000 --> 1:28:29.830 We need to do something so that people start talking about sex on their own. 1:28:30.370 --> 1:28:31.410 But... 1:28:32.120 --> 1:28:33.790 That's going to be tough, my dear. 1:28:35.080 --> 1:28:36.450 We can give it a shot. 1:28:39.660 --> 1:28:42.750 Mr.Deepu, you have a printing press, you could print pamphlets. 1:28:42.830 --> 1:28:44.000 Done. 1:28:48.120 --> 1:28:51.830 Mr. Khubi Ram... From the barber to the butcher, everyone bows before you. 1:28:51.910 --> 1:28:54.750 - You must fire the first shot. - Didi. 1:29:05.120 --> 1:29:05.830 Sister. 1:29:05.910 --> 1:29:07.000 Got it. 1:29:11.080 --> 1:29:13.080 Don't be quiet, honey-bunny... 1:29:13.620 --> 1:29:15.000 'Let's get talking!' 1:29:20.870 --> 1:29:21.830 Wait, wait... 1:29:23.120 --> 1:29:24.700 Come on hurry up. 1:29:29.910 --> 1:29:32.700 Honey, let's get talking! 1:29:35.790 --> 1:29:38.330 I mean, what's everybody talking about. 1:29:44.870 --> 1:29:48.870 I am shoe fetish and Shailly from Shidden also shoe fetish 1:29:48.950 --> 1:29:49.790 Gabru. 1:29:49.870 --> 1:29:52.870 so all you shoe-people who love my shoes 1:29:53.200 --> 1:29:54.750 come and buy My-My shoes... 1:29:54.830 --> 1:29:56.750 - Which shoes babe? - Your shoes. 1:29:57.660 --> 1:29:58.660 God bless you. 1:29:58.790 --> 1:29:59.750 My shoes... 1:30:00.250 --> 1:30:01.080 God bless. 1:30:01.250 --> 1:30:02.450 I love you Gabru... 1:30:02.580 --> 1:30:03.910 Don't get too close. 1:30:11.540 --> 1:30:13.040 Move back. 1:30:17.040 --> 1:30:19.160 Mr. Gabru, Baby! 1:30:24.830 --> 1:30:26.200 He knows me. 1:30:38.200 --> 1:30:40.540 - Nancy make a note. - Yes boss. 1:30:41.830 --> 1:30:44.750 You don't like me and neither does your sista, 1:30:45.160 --> 1:30:48.620 So I wear fancy boots and post selfies on insta! 1:30:49.040 --> 1:30:50.660 - It's a sure-shot hit, Sir! - I know. 1:30:50.790 --> 1:30:51.700 What do you think? 1:30:51.790 --> 1:30:55.040 Even if you sneeze, it becomes a chartbuster. 1:30:55.290 --> 1:30:58.790 Mr Gabru, you have everything, a Rover, fancy sunglasses 1:30:58.870 --> 1:31:01.950 Shoe Fetish shoes, millions of fans at your feet... 1:31:02.080 --> 1:31:02.870 Babes... 1:31:03.290 --> 1:31:04.450 Just give it a thought? 1:31:05.250 --> 1:31:08.040 Fans at your feet, good - Fans at your throat, very bad... 1:31:10.250 --> 1:31:12.330 You have nothing to lose, Mr Gabru. 1:31:13.120 --> 1:31:14.120 Babes... 1:31:15.080 --> 1:31:17.330 ...there are only two things famous in Punjab... 1:31:17.500 --> 1:31:19.750 ...the 'Patiala peg' and Gabru Ghattack. 1:31:21.330 --> 1:31:24.580 Which is why I'm saying, just post a selfie with us... please! 1:31:24.700 --> 1:31:26.080 Everything is image. 1:31:26.620 --> 1:31:27.660 I love Mamaji... 1:31:28.620 --> 1:31:31.750 ...but even he didn't ask for such a big sacrifice. 1:31:33.290 --> 1:31:34.450 Let's talk atleast? 1:31:42.450 --> 1:31:43.450 Let's go, Nancy. 1:31:55.790 --> 1:31:59.450 Now you can happily open a warehouse at your home! 1:31:59.620 --> 1:32:01.370 Why will I open a warehouse at home? 1:32:02.080 --> 1:32:05.250 Didn't you say before, when we met... 1:32:05.370 --> 1:32:08.910 Once the clinic is sold, you'll start a warehouse at home... 1:32:09.040 --> 1:32:11.120 And renovate the interiors on rent! 1:32:12.500 --> 1:32:15.040 I'll rent a warehouse, and get the house interiors renovated. 1:32:15.500 --> 1:32:16.580 Oh... okay. 1:32:21.330 --> 1:32:25.660 Madam, when there's hard cash on the table, you shouldn't overthink. 1:32:25.790 --> 1:32:28.750 I've already counted the cash... just double-check it once. 1:32:29.500 --> 1:32:30.830 It's 31 lakhs in total. 1:32:30.910 --> 1:32:33.120 If there's anything missing, let me know. 1:32:33.620 --> 1:32:36.370 You want to take up a herbal franchise? 1:32:36.540 --> 1:32:38.580 You ned to invest a lot in businesss. 1:32:38.790 --> 1:32:40.450 Just sell this place to me. 1:32:40.540 --> 1:32:43.500 I'll revamp it. 1:32:43.700 --> 1:32:46.790 Come back here after four months and you won't recognize it. 1:32:46.910 --> 1:32:50.290 I'll transform the reputation of this place! 1:32:50.700 --> 1:32:52.700 You count the cash and invest it. 1:32:52.910 --> 1:32:55.750 - We'll do business together! - Praise the Lord! 1:32:56.790 --> 1:32:58.750 We'll be in touch! 1:32:58.790 --> 1:32:59.910 Good day. 1:33:00.290 --> 1:33:02.660 Take care. 1:33:02.790 --> 1:33:05.160 Yes, I will handle this. 1:33:05.250 --> 1:33:07.750 And get things done quickly. 1:33:26.370 --> 1:33:28.540 I thought you would make Mamaji proud. 1:33:32.080 --> 1:33:34.250 So what should I do? Let this go? 1:33:36.580 --> 1:33:39.370 All family responsibilities rest on me. You know that, right? 1:33:40.160 --> 1:33:43.200 You take too much pressure, you know. 1:33:44.870 --> 1:33:46.290 Mamaji wasn't like this! 1:33:48.700 --> 1:33:52.160 He wore all his responsibilities lightly. 1:33:54.620 --> 1:33:57.620 That is mine. 1:33:58.660 --> 1:34:00.620 Cut my kite. 1:34:02.080 --> 1:34:04.620 Come on. 1:34:05.660 --> 1:34:09.540 Release the damn string... 1:34:15.830 --> 1:34:17.410 Release it! 1:34:18.330 --> 1:34:22.500 Oh no! You dropped it, you wuss! 1:34:22.620 --> 1:34:25.330 Can't even fly a kite... 1:34:25.450 --> 1:34:26.660 Get lost from here. 1:34:26.790 --> 1:34:29.450 Limp-wristed loser! 1:34:51.370 --> 1:34:53.200 He said this is a place for healing... 1:34:53.540 --> 1:34:56.910 'I provide the medicine, but it's God who heals.' 1:35:00.950 --> 1:35:03.000 It was a huge responsibility on him... 1:35:04.330 --> 1:35:07.160 To find a worthy successor to take his legacy forward. 1:35:10.790 --> 1:35:12.500 His hands had a healing touch... 1:35:24.790 --> 1:35:26.040 ...Which you've inherited from him. 1:36:21.290 --> 1:36:22.410 No, I understand... 1:36:23.540 --> 1:36:25.120 You want to revive the clinic... 1:36:26.040 --> 1:36:28.000 You've become passionate about this. 1:36:29.250 --> 1:36:30.700 I respect passion. 1:36:31.450 --> 1:36:33.700 If Mamaji were around, he'd be very happy. 1:36:34.910 --> 1:36:37.290 - If you endorse us... - How many, eh? 1:36:38.660 --> 1:36:40.450 Yes, sorry. You were saying... 1:36:41.000 --> 1:36:43.160 If you say, 'Let's get talking', everyone will listen... 1:36:43.790 --> 1:36:46.000 Who can help the clinic more than you? 1:36:50.620 --> 1:36:51.950 And who will help me? 1:36:57.790 --> 1:36:59.750 Every friend is important, babes... 1:37:00.250 --> 1:37:01.410 Don't get me wrong... 1:37:02.290 --> 1:37:04.950 But if my links with your clinic become public... 1:37:05.290 --> 1:37:07.950 Whether you benefit or not, I'll surely be ruined! 1:37:18.700 --> 1:37:19.540 Wait. 1:37:22.370 --> 1:37:24.620 Kattar Singh was ruined just like this. 1:37:25.120 --> 1:37:26.250 Who Kattar Singh? 1:37:28.500 --> 1:37:30.500 Back in 1947... 1:37:31.120 --> 1:37:32.870 ... there was a village at the Attari border... 1:37:32.950 --> 1:37:37.290 ...where lived a perpetually lazy farmer called Kattar Singh. 1:37:37.950 --> 1:37:39.910 His only friend was his bed. 1:37:40.910 --> 1:37:45.580 He'd sleep on it all day and only get up to eat and go to the toilet. 1:37:46.160 --> 1:37:47.290 Just like you. 1:37:47.450 --> 1:37:48.450 Brother. 1:37:49.500 --> 1:37:52.080 One day he got up to go to the toilet, and his life fell apart. 1:37:53.080 --> 1:37:54.700 A border was drawn between India and Pakistan... 1:37:54.790 --> 1:37:56.700 ...and it divided Kattar's house into two. 1:37:57.830 --> 1:38:01.540 The problem was that most of his house was now in India... 1:38:03.540 --> 1:38:04.790 ...but the bed remained in Pakistan. 1:38:06.330 --> 1:38:10.160 When Kattar tried to go to his bed, the military stopped him. 1:38:11.700 --> 1:38:14.750 Miserable without his bed, he wandered aimlessly... 1:38:14.830 --> 1:38:16.290 And as he wandered, he ended up falling into the village lake. 1:38:16.450 --> 1:38:18.080 In the lake was a crocodile, who swallowed him whole. 1:38:20.750 --> 1:38:24.660 When he saw the crocodile's insides, Kattar was astonished. 1:38:25.080 --> 1:38:26.700 There was everything he needed... 1:38:26.910 --> 1:38:29.250 ...fish to eat and water to drink... 1:38:29.750 --> 1:38:31.500 A life of comfort! 1:38:34.540 --> 1:38:37.540 But Katti living inside was causing the crocodile gas... 1:38:37.790 --> 1:38:40.620 ...so it lifted its tail and tried to expel him. 1:38:41.250 --> 1:38:42.790 But Katti wouldn't budge. 1:38:43.200 --> 1:38:45.910 He said, so what if my bed was taken away... 1:38:46.000 --> 1:38:47.580 ...now you're my best friend. 1:38:48.450 --> 1:38:49.950 We'll stay together forever. 1:38:50.620 --> 1:38:52.250 The crocodile would swallow fish... 1:38:52.330 --> 1:38:55.330 ...and Katti would eat them, throwing the bones out from its rear. 1:38:56.830 --> 1:38:59.120 And then one day, the supply of fish stopped. 1:39:00.120 --> 1:39:02.330 Water, oxygen... nil. 1:39:03.620 --> 1:39:06.700 When Katti got out, he realized... 1:39:08.040 --> 1:39:12.120 ...that the crocodile died of starvation. 1:39:14.120 --> 1:39:16.160 Termites destroyed the bed... 1:39:17.200 --> 1:39:20.620 ...and Kattar's selfishness killed the king of the lake. 1:39:24.660 --> 1:39:25.370 So... 1:39:26.830 --> 1:39:28.160 Moral of the story? 1:39:31.830 --> 1:39:34.160 Every friend is important 1:39:35.370 --> 1:39:38.000 but a friend who only looks out for himself... 1:39:38.790 --> 1:39:40.200 ... is no friend. 1:40:02.950 --> 1:40:05.450 Premature ejaculation, Erectile dysfunction. 1:40:05.580 --> 1:40:07.910 Low sperm count, Impotence. 1:40:08.000 --> 1:40:10.620 Don't suffer sexual disorders in silence! 1:40:10.830 --> 1:40:14.790 A sure cure for men lacking stamina. 1:40:14.870 --> 1:40:19.290 Why worry, when there is a solution! 1:40:19.580 --> 1:40:24.370 Boost your sexual performance, visit Mamaji's Khandaani Shafakhana today! 1:40:24.500 --> 1:40:29.120 "She races like a Ferrari As the people look on stunned" 1:40:29.200 --> 1:40:33.700 "She's a Lioness in this jungle She ain't scared of anyone!" 1:40:33.790 --> 1:40:39.000 "Everywhere she makes her mark And all the losers can do is bark" 1:40:39.120 --> 1:40:41.540 Listen carefully. 1:40:42.790 --> 1:40:46.700 - Here you go. - "This fever's spreading all around!" 1:40:46.790 --> 1:40:51.000 "She's spinning the world round and round!" 1:40:51.290 --> 1:40:54.040 Hey, I'm feeling deprived too! 1:40:54.450 --> 1:40:56.790 Get that youthful vigour back... 1:40:56.870 --> 1:41:02.410 For all your sex-related and other health problems, visit us today! 1:41:02.540 --> 1:41:04.830 Hey Madam, have you no shame... 1:41:04.910 --> 1:41:07.250 Parading that word in public! 1:41:07.370 --> 1:41:11.950 Sir, you can see 'sex' written in bold, but not all the problems around it? 1:41:12.040 --> 1:41:14.700 Quit eating junk... your paunch is sticking out! 1:41:15.200 --> 1:41:18.950 And before your wife complains, come to Mamaji's clinic! 1:41:19.040 --> 1:41:22.410 Premature ejaculation, Erectile dysfunction, Low sperm count... 1:41:22.540 --> 1:41:26.750 Impotence... If you're suffering, come to Mamaji's Shafakhana today! 1:41:26.830 --> 1:41:31.700 Yes, Mamaji's Shafakhana is located in your very own street... 1:41:38.580 --> 1:41:39.870 You don't stop. 1:41:41.200 --> 1:41:47.000 Premature ejaculation, Erectile dysfunction, Low sperm count 1:41:47.080 --> 1:41:50.080 Visit Mamaji's Khandaani Shafakhana today! 1:41:52.790 --> 1:41:55.160 Everywhere it's 'Let's get talking'! 1:41:55.250 --> 1:41:57.660 You think we don't know what you're talking about? 1:41:57.790 --> 1:41:59.790 We aren't naïve little toddlers! 1:42:02.000 --> 1:42:04.410 Neither am I. Which is why I say, sex is sex! 1:42:04.540 --> 1:42:08.540 Oh Lord! I'm stunned at this girl's audacity! 1:42:08.830 --> 1:42:12.040 Not a hint of hesitation on her face, saying such things! 1:42:12.250 --> 1:42:13.620 Just formalities, eh? 1:42:13.790 --> 1:42:17.620 I thought once the old man dies, all this dirt will be gone from this street. 1:42:17.790 --> 1:42:20.950 But he's handed over the baton to this girl! 1:42:21.040 --> 1:42:23.410 They've turned this market into a pigsty! 1:42:23.540 --> 1:42:32.040 Under the garb of treatment, youngsters are told to go cavort naked in public! 1:42:32.910 --> 1:42:41.000 I'm sure this girl is encouraging young boys and girls to have pre-marital sex... 1:42:41.120 --> 1:42:43.660 she's flagrantly wrecking our values and culture. 1:42:43.790 --> 1:42:47.790 Absolutely! Values are important! She talks rubbish! 1:42:48.700 --> 1:42:50.330 Enough, Mr Jiyalal ji.. 1:42:50.580 --> 1:42:51.620 Times have changed. 1:42:51.750 --> 1:42:55.750 Our traditions haven't changed. Trying to be too modern... 1:42:57.120 --> 1:43:04.120 This 'modern' attitude is spreading like wild grass... 1:43:16.750 --> 1:43:18.370 Sunken eyes... 1:43:21.910 --> 1:43:24.000 twitching nose... 1:43:24.580 --> 1:43:26.160 What are you saying? 1:43:26.790 --> 1:43:28.790 Stale bad breath! 1:43:33.870 --> 1:43:35.040 You have piles! 1:43:41.370 --> 1:43:45.160 Wow! Now she is trying to change the topic. 1:43:45.500 --> 1:43:48.830 Piles! Is it written on his face? 1:43:49.370 --> 1:43:50.830 Ah, forget it. 1:43:50.910 --> 1:43:52.790 - Tell me if it's not true! - It isn't. 1:43:53.160 --> 1:43:56.160 I didn't ask you, Hypothyroidism! 1:43:57.700 --> 1:44:00.200 I've been perplexed seeing Mr Jiya Lal for a long time... 1:44:00.450 --> 1:44:03.830 Why would anyone be so bothered by other people's affairs? 1:44:04.250 --> 1:44:05.660 Now it makes sense. 1:44:05.790 --> 1:44:07.330 Someone who is suffering from piles... 1:44:07.450 --> 1:44:09.500 ...Would want the whole world to suffer along! 1:44:09.620 --> 1:44:10.700 Stop this nonsense! 1:44:10.790 --> 1:44:12.620 Make use of your family connection... 1:44:12.750 --> 1:44:16.120 I'll give you a sure shot treatment for piles! 1:44:16.200 --> 1:44:17.660 You will? 1:44:18.080 --> 1:44:19.620 Yes, I will! 1:44:23.660 --> 1:44:27.950 While on one hand, the Clock Tower Mercantile Association has filed a case... 1:44:28.040 --> 1:44:31.620 ...under section 269, Act against obscenity in public places... 1:44:31.790 --> 1:44:38.580 ...the Hindustani Unani Research Centre has filed criminal charges... 1:44:38.660 --> 1:44:42.200 ...for running a clinic without medical training, cheating, forgery... 1:44:45.540 --> 1:44:47.450 The smell's bothering you, is it? 1:44:47.910 --> 1:44:49.580 Have you never peed? 1:44:50.660 --> 1:44:52.500 Such a princess! 1:44:52.660 --> 1:44:55.620 Go see, you're all over the news! 1:45:08.040 --> 1:45:10.910 I should become Madame Baby's apprentice. 1:45:11.040 --> 1:45:13.160 Such a big lie, to your own lawyer? 1:45:13.450 --> 1:45:16.540 Do you have any idea how many strings I pulled to get you bail? 1:45:16.700 --> 1:45:18.910 No, no... you have no idea! 1:45:19.080 --> 1:45:21.830 Your one lie has taken the whole clinic down. 1:45:21.950 --> 1:45:25.000 You're piling on her as if you're some paragon of virtue. 1:45:25.200 --> 1:45:29.290 It literally rains lies when you lawyers open your mouths! 1:45:32.080 --> 1:45:33.330 Fine! 1:45:33.950 --> 1:45:35.910 Fight your own case then. 1:45:37.750 --> 1:45:40.540 Mr Tagra, please. Listen to me... 1:45:40.620 --> 1:45:42.120 I am very very sorry, Mr Tagra. 1:45:42.370 --> 1:45:46.410 From day one I don't like this Bhooshit chap. 1:45:48.450 --> 1:45:50.500 And am very disappointed, Baby. 1:45:50.910 --> 1:45:52.540 Actually, with both of you! 1:45:55.660 --> 1:45:58.870 For the first time Tagra does not know what to say! 1:46:00.870 --> 1:46:02.910 You've been having her medicines since the last few weeks... 1:46:03.040 --> 1:46:04.410 They're effective, right? 1:46:04.580 --> 1:46:05.790 You mean Mamaji's medicines. 1:46:05.870 --> 1:46:08.410 The jars Mamaji left were soon over. 1:46:08.790 --> 1:46:10.870 She's been preparing the medication herself since then. 1:46:11.580 --> 1:46:14.750 You think they'd be more effective if some dude with a degree made them? 1:46:17.870 --> 1:46:19.540 Now don't try to get me all emotional. 1:46:19.700 --> 1:46:21.200 You've committed a very serious offense... 1:46:21.370 --> 1:46:23.410 There's no defense in your favor. 1:46:23.660 --> 1:46:27.000 Look Mr. Tagra, please listen to me. 1:46:28.910 --> 1:46:32.540 We'll have a case if we build one, right? 1:46:39.370 --> 1:46:40.410 Let's see... 1:46:42.870 --> 1:46:44.540 We'll have to lock horns now. 1:46:51.910 --> 1:46:54.410 Don't get pressure by what people say. 1:46:54.830 --> 1:46:56.540 How do I face Mom? 1:47:03.370 --> 1:47:05.330 What the hell is going on! 1:47:05.450 --> 1:47:07.330 Chachaji please... You'll get your money! 1:47:07.450 --> 1:47:09.370 Move aside my dear, you'll get hurt. 1:47:09.500 --> 1:47:12.370 I'm going to break all these machines of yours! 1:47:12.540 --> 1:47:14.700 Hey! Behave yourself. 1:47:15.120 --> 1:47:16.830 You have no respect do you? 1:47:17.700 --> 1:47:20.370 I left home for one night and you revealed your true colours! 1:47:20.500 --> 1:47:21.830 And what about all your colourful activities? 1:47:21.950 --> 1:47:23.580 The whole city is looking at you with disgust. 1:47:23.790 --> 1:47:25.580 My daughter is now ready to get married... 1:47:25.700 --> 1:47:29.040 If people like you live here, who will marry her? 1:47:29.870 --> 1:47:32.330 Bhooshit, load the luggage. 1:47:32.540 --> 1:47:33.750 Where will we go, Mom? 1:47:33.830 --> 1:47:38.040 I'll find a roof to cover our heads. 1:47:38.750 --> 1:47:42.750 But who will salvage our reputation, which she has stripped bare? 1:47:43.950 --> 1:47:45.910 Sheetu, you... - Let it be, Baby... 1:47:46.290 --> 1:47:47.410 We'll figure it out. 1:47:47.540 --> 1:47:48.790 You go, carry on with your dirty work. 1:47:48.870 --> 1:47:50.000 Fight with my in-laws. 1:47:50.540 --> 1:47:52.540 The way things are going... 1:47:52.660 --> 1:47:54.700 They'll also throw me out. 1:47:55.120 --> 1:47:57.500 It'll make no difference to her... 1:47:57.620 --> 1:48:00.660 Whether her mother's humiliated, whether we become homeless... 1:48:00.790 --> 1:48:02.580 Even if your husband leaves you tomorrow... 1:48:02.790 --> 1:48:04.200 She won't care. 1:48:05.790 --> 1:48:10.910 She won't even let her father's soul rest in peace. 1:48:13.040 --> 1:48:16.330 Thank God our kids didn't turn out this way! 1:48:16.500 --> 1:48:19.700 Amazing. You're giving up your home, and going after her! 1:48:20.790 --> 1:48:23.370 So what should we do? Embrace her? 1:48:23.500 --> 1:48:24.910 Weep for her? 1:48:25.160 --> 1:48:28.750 No! I'm won't shed a single tear for her. 1:48:31.660 --> 1:48:35.160 I want nothing to do with this shameless girl. 1:48:36.750 --> 1:48:38.450 Move along! Close the gate. 1:48:38.790 --> 1:48:42.660 "I have seen the shattering of dreams" 1:48:42.750 --> 1:48:46.160 Pick it up! Pick this chair up. 1:48:46.290 --> 1:48:49.660 "Houses submerging in grief" 1:48:50.000 --> 1:48:54.000 - "Mom... - I have witnessed many hopes" 1:48:54.290 --> 1:49:03.580 "Losing wind at the brink of destiny" 1:49:03.870 --> 1:49:09.160 "It feels as though all the world's sorrows" 1:49:09.290 --> 1:49:13.250 "Are destined to fall upon me" 1:49:13.330 --> 1:49:16.410 "Why won't my heart be drenched?" 1:49:16.830 --> 1:49:24.660 "My eyes are soaked with sadness Days and nights full of darkness" 1:49:24.790 --> 1:49:27.000 "My heart lies drenched" 1:49:27.080 --> 1:49:34.870 "My eyes are soaked with sadness Days and nights full of darkness" 1:49:34.950 --> 1:49:45.250 "These wounds have defeated me My broken heart finds no solace" 1:49:45.370 --> 1:49:47.830 "My heart lies drenched" 1:49:50.040 --> 1:49:52.660 "My heart lies drenched" 1:49:55.120 --> 1:49:58.410 "My heart lies drenched" 1:50:22.330 --> 1:50:32.620 "The world I yearned for Has disappeared from sight" 1:50:32.750 --> 1:50:41.830 "I'd adorned it with stars But now that sky is desolate" 1:50:42.750 --> 1:50:53.870 "I have seen the colours of life Slowly paling and fading away" 1:50:53.950 --> 1:51:07.410 "I have seen waves breaking apart Right before the horizon" 1:51:07.790 --> 1:51:17.120 "It feels as if my destiny Has sunk into a void" 1:51:17.200 --> 1:51:20.330 "Why won't my heart be drenched? " 1:51:20.790 --> 1:51:28.540 "My eyes are soaked with sadness Days and nights full of darkness" 1:51:28.660 --> 1:51:38.750 "These wounds have defeated me My broken heart finds no solace" 1:51:38.830 --> 1:51:41.500 "My heart lies drenched" 1:51:43.700 --> 1:51:46.660 "My heart lies drenched" 1:51:48.790 --> 1:51:51.790 "My heart lies drenched" 1:52:27.290 --> 1:52:28.500 I'm not Mamaji. 1:52:32.910 --> 1:52:37.000 I can't go save the world at the cost of destroying my own home. 1:53:31.910 --> 1:53:33.660 Have you heard of Lohaar Singh? 1:53:43.000 --> 1:53:44.410 Who Lohaar Singh? 1:53:46.040 --> 1:53:49.450 There was a soldier in Hoshiarpur who never accepted defeat... 1:53:49.790 --> 1:53:51.120 Lohaar Singh. 1:53:53.370 --> 1:53:54.910 He was very determined. 1:53:56.040 --> 1:53:57.790 The conditions were tough... 1:53:59.750 --> 1:54:01.330 ...but he was unfazed. 1:54:02.450 --> 1:54:05.250 So he set out for battle... 1:54:13.620 --> 1:54:15.540 Mama was a very dangerous man! 1:54:15.790 --> 1:54:18.290 His medicine turned me into Don Juan. 1:54:18.620 --> 1:54:20.950 Women couldn't resist me! 1:54:21.040 --> 1:54:23.580 Ladies going left, ladies going right... 1:54:23.700 --> 1:54:25.700 They kept banging into me in the center! 1:54:25.790 --> 1:54:29.620 One day, my wife Gulaabo caught me with Mrs Dhillon, our neighbour. 1:54:29.790 --> 1:54:32.700 She sent me divorce papers the very next day! 1:54:39.750 --> 1:54:40.750 Mr Tagra... 1:54:42.200 --> 1:54:44.330 ...aren't you a little behind the times? 1:54:44.750 --> 1:54:47.370 This is video went viral months back! 1:54:51.080 --> 1:54:56.870 Your lordship, that's Mrs Gulaabo Gill, Jhalla Halwai's wife. 1:54:57.000 --> 1:54:57.910 Hand me the document. 1:54:58.700 --> 1:55:03.500 This is her statement where she clearly says... 1:55:03.660 --> 1:55:06.750 ...that before taking Mamaji's medicine... 1:55:06.830 --> 1:55:12.160 ...Jhalla Gill was a virgin - with no hope of conjugal bliss whatsoever. 1:55:12.290 --> 1:55:14.910 Once a balloon goes bust, it can't be inflated again. 1:55:15.000 --> 1:55:19.120 But who knows what goddamned gas Mamaji pumped into him... 1:55:19.250 --> 1:55:21.870 ...his balloon started flying around everywhere! 1:55:22.700 --> 1:55:28.620 An acute case of erectile dysfunction treated miraculously by Mamaji... 1:55:29.160 --> 1:55:30.450 Thank you. You can leave. 1:55:31.160 --> 1:55:34.870 I would like to ask Unani research centre... 1:55:35.450 --> 1:55:41.620 ...what could be a better proof of the efficacy of Mamaji's medicines? 1:55:41.750 --> 1:55:43.750 What's your case, Mr Tagra? 1:55:44.040 --> 1:55:46.160 You're skirting the issue. 1:55:46.450 --> 1:55:48.830 Baby Bedi has cheated the public! 1:55:48.910 --> 1:55:50.790 And you're cheating the court! 1:55:50.870 --> 1:55:51.870 Mr Tagra... 1:55:52.160 --> 1:55:56.160 She's a quack who ran the clinic posing as a doctor... 1:55:56.250 --> 1:55:59.330 We've submitted a clarification regarding that to the court. 1:55:59.500 --> 1:56:00.790 This is no clarification! 1:56:00.910 --> 1:56:03.870 That is for the court to decide. 1:56:03.950 --> 1:56:05.450 Are you going to let me speak or not? 1:56:05.790 --> 1:56:06.790 Your lordship. 1:56:07.080 --> 1:56:08.750 Have some respect, man. 1:56:09.330 --> 1:56:10.540 Your lordship. 1:56:10.790 --> 1:56:12.080 What's the case? 1:56:12.870 --> 1:56:16.410 Baby Bedi pretended to be a Unani hakim. 1:56:16.910 --> 1:56:19.620 She was running the clinic without a degree. 1:56:19.750 --> 1:56:22.830 Exactly. He's just going around in circles. 1:56:24.450 --> 1:56:28.290 Why don't you come and take my place? 1:56:28.370 --> 1:56:29.000 I am sorry. 1:56:29.080 --> 1:56:32.870 No, since you're so well-versed with the law, you sit here. 1:56:32.950 --> 1:56:35.700 I'll set up a stall and sell snacks outside the court. 1:56:35.790 --> 1:56:36.830 I'm sorry. 1:56:38.250 --> 1:56:39.290 Please come to the point Tagra. 1:56:39.450 --> 1:56:43.870 The Hindustani Unani Research Centre's accusation... 1:56:43.950 --> 1:56:47.290 ...that Baby Bedi cheated the public - it is baseless. 1:56:47.450 --> 1:56:51.660 How can she cheat the public? She was just the sales girl. 1:56:55.700 --> 1:56:58.290 I've submitted statements from... 1:56:58.370 --> 1:57:02.290 ...their patients Khubi Ram, Shyama Pehelwan, Deepu Palta... 1:57:02.370 --> 1:57:07.790 ...which testify that Dr. Bindra was present at the clinic. 1:57:08.790 --> 1:57:14.950 Here's Dr Bindra's IMC registration certificate and degree. 1:57:15.080 --> 1:57:17.080 Whether she wins or loses the case... 1:57:17.200 --> 1:57:21.450 ...I'm taking my commission! 1:57:22.660 --> 1:57:25.750 Well, Mr Tagra has proven his point. 1:57:25.830 --> 1:57:28.580 What? What point has he proved? 1:57:28.870 --> 1:57:31.660 This isn't done. You can't let Baby Bedi off the hook like this! 1:57:31.790 --> 1:57:34.790 Sure. Everyone knows the law in this court other than me. 1:57:35.370 --> 1:57:39.200 She's been posing as Khandaani Shafakhana's brand ambassador. 1:57:39.290 --> 1:57:41.750 And she has zero qualifications. Zero! 1:57:41.950 --> 1:57:49.040 Your Lordship, according to Hakim Tarachand aka Mamaji's will... 1:57:49.160 --> 1:57:53.750 ...Baby Bedi is the sole heir of Khandaani Shafakhana... 1:57:54.200 --> 1:57:57.250 Provided that she runs the clinic for 6 months... 1:57:57.450 --> 1:58:02.000 ...and if she fails to do so, the clinic's property will be transferred... 1:58:02.080 --> 1:58:06.080 ...to the Hindustani Unani Research Center. 1:58:06.790 --> 1:58:12.000 Therefore, they are trying to stop Baby Bedi from going to the clinic. 1:58:12.450 --> 1:58:17.000 Tagra says, they are feathering their own nest! 1:58:17.080 --> 1:58:22.000 Sure, we are feathering our nest, but this Baby Bedi... 1:58:22.290 --> 1:58:24.290 ...she doesn't know the ABC of Unani medicine! 1:58:24.450 --> 1:58:29.790 Yes, she knows nothing about Unani medicine. That's what we are saying too! 1:58:29.950 --> 1:58:34.950 Then why is she going around everywhere advertising it? 1:58:35.040 --> 1:58:36.830 Fine, she won't. 1:58:36.910 --> 1:58:39.330 Look, it's nothing personal. 1:58:39.580 --> 1:58:44.790 Sex Clinics like Khandaani Shafakhana tarnish the reputation of Unani medicine. 1:58:44.870 --> 1:58:47.950 It's your narrow-mindedness that ruins Unani's reputation! 1:58:48.120 --> 1:58:52.330 So many people have sworn by our treatment, but you ignore that... 1:58:52.790 --> 1:58:54.790 And then you say it's nothing personal. 1:58:54.830 --> 1:58:59.410 Hakim Tara Chand was still a member of our institution... 1:58:59.870 --> 1:59:02.620 But who are you? Who trained you? 1:59:02.750 --> 1:59:05.370 Hakim Tara Chand himself trained me. What's the problem? 1:59:05.500 --> 1:59:06.120 Baby! 1:59:06.200 --> 1:59:08.000 No, who do they think they are? 1:59:08.200 --> 1:59:10.120 They insult Mamaji when they feel like... 1:59:10.200 --> 1:59:12.330 ... and when it suits them, they claim him as their own? 1:59:12.500 --> 1:59:14.330 It's with his blessings and by following his remedies... 1:59:14.450 --> 1:59:16.450 ... that I've cured all these people. 1:59:16.580 --> 1:59:19.370 Tell us, how many people have you cured till date? 1:59:19.580 --> 1:59:24.450 So you admit that you treated these patients? 1:59:24.660 --> 1:59:28.080 Why don't you ask these experts if they even remember how to treat patients? 1:59:28.160 --> 1:59:29.830 But you know how to treat them, right? 1:59:29.910 --> 1:59:31.700 - Yes I do! - Baby, no! 1:59:35.000 --> 1:59:39.080 Mr Tagra, what's going on in this court! 1:59:39.910 --> 1:59:41.160 Is this a joke? 1:59:41.290 --> 1:59:46.000 Before getting your client to court, you could have at least taught her to lie! 1:59:46.080 --> 1:59:53.450 No, no she is just getting a little emotional, your lordship. 1:59:55.790 --> 2:00:00.450 Madam, there's a case against you for obscenity as well! 2:00:00.830 --> 2:00:03.120 What obscenity? 2:00:03.500 --> 2:00:05.370 What obscenity has she committed? 2:00:15.870 --> 2:00:20.750 Look, such dangerous activities have been happening in this clinic. 2:00:21.330 --> 2:00:24.410 Forget about the illegal medical practice... 2:00:24.910 --> 2:00:29.000 What about how she is polluting society by talking about sex like this? 2:00:29.120 --> 2:00:31.290 Yeah, is sex a joke? 2:00:31.450 --> 2:00:33.330 You can't just talk about sex like that with children... 2:00:33.450 --> 2:00:36.370 ... their minds start racing with curiosity! 2:00:37.620 --> 2:00:38.830 That's true. 2:00:39.080 --> 2:00:41.540 Tagra, my son... 2:00:41.870 --> 2:00:45.040 He has only just hit puberty. 2:00:45.290 --> 2:00:47.700 God knows what he was watching on Youtube at night. 2:00:47.950 --> 2:00:51.620 All I could hear was... Sex, sex, sex! 2:00:52.000 --> 2:00:53.660 So I gave him a tight slap. 2:00:54.450 --> 2:00:57.870 He tells me - Dad, it's a sex education video! 2:01:03.370 --> 2:01:08.620 Your lordship, your son is growing from a child into a young man. 2:01:08.750 --> 2:01:11.040 And he is curious like a cat. 2:01:11.830 --> 2:01:14.700 Tagra says, talk to him. 2:01:14.790 --> 2:01:16.000 Talk to your son. 2:01:16.120 --> 2:01:19.040 You can't teach kids about sex just like that. 2:01:19.120 --> 2:01:22.830 Who taught us? We learnt on our own! 2:01:22.910 --> 2:01:24.620 Which is why you haven't learnt a thing! 2:01:26.790 --> 2:01:31.620 No way. We could never dare talk about sex with our Dads. 2:01:31.700 --> 2:01:36.870 Sir, it's not like if you shield your son from sex, he won't do it. 2:01:37.700 --> 2:01:45.200 There needs to be a proper sex education curriculum, in that case! 2:01:45.790 --> 2:01:48.000 Then why don't you create one! 2:01:48.830 --> 2:01:50.830 Who is stopping you? 2:01:51.330 --> 2:01:53.000 Nobody is stopping you. 2:01:53.580 --> 2:01:55.000 Studying about sex? 2:01:56.910 --> 2:01:59.160 Call it studies, or just understanding... 2:01:59.290 --> 2:02:02.080 That is what I am saying. 2:02:02.160 --> 2:02:06.540 [Indistinct chatter] 2:02:10.290 --> 2:02:14.000 Sir, we talk about sex either in jokes, or as dirty talk. 2:02:14.910 --> 2:02:17.000 Instead of talking about using protection... 2:02:17.120 --> 2:02:19.040 ...we tell people to stay away from sex. 2:02:20.370 --> 2:02:24.750 If your son wants to learn about sex, what will you tell him? 2:02:25.080 --> 2:02:26.410 That it's a disease? 2:02:26.830 --> 2:02:30.830 If a child is repulsed by someone's touch, will you slap the child instead? 2:02:33.080 --> 2:02:36.250 It's crucial that we understand the difference between sex and perversion. 2:02:38.500 --> 2:02:40.540 Sir, should I include all this sex-talk in the minutes of the session? 2:02:40.660 --> 2:02:42.330 Of course not! 2:02:45.290 --> 2:02:47.830 I need to look into other cases too! 2:02:49.080 --> 2:02:52.160 Baby Bedi, if you have anything to say in your defense, go ahead. 2:02:53.080 --> 2:02:56.000 Sir, she would need to defend herself if she was losing. 2:03:00.620 --> 2:03:01.750 But she's already won. 2:03:07.200 --> 2:03:09.080 Gabru Ghatak, right? 2:03:09.580 --> 2:03:10.580 Yes. 2:03:10.790 --> 2:03:13.120 Almost.. Ghatack. 2:03:14.830 --> 2:03:16.250 You know him? 2:03:17.160 --> 2:03:18.540 He's our client. 2:03:25.830 --> 2:03:31.040 Man Tagra, I'm so thankful that this case came into my court... 2:03:33.950 --> 2:03:36.580 This courtroom has turned into a film set! 2:03:36.700 --> 2:03:39.450 It feels like a reality show. 2:03:46.200 --> 2:03:47.870 Should we set up a selfie-booth here now? 2:03:48.750 --> 2:03:50.750 - Move.. - Move away. 2:03:51.790 --> 2:03:53.120 Sorry Sir... 2:03:55.790 --> 2:03:57.040 Sorry Sir... 2:03:58.450 --> 2:04:01.080 ...but what you see today is not Gabru Ghatack. 2:04:01.750 --> 2:04:03.160 This is Gunnu Bassi... 2:04:05.830 --> 2:04:08.040 ... patient of Mamaji and his Khaandaani Shafakhana. 2:04:11.370 --> 2:04:12.160 Very high profile. 2:04:12.250 --> 2:04:12.950 You too? 2:04:13.040 --> 2:04:15.830 Don't be shocked sir. I had a sexual disorder... 2:04:16.790 --> 2:04:18.700 Mamaji used to cure the ailment 2:04:20.000 --> 2:04:22.000 but Baby cured me. 2:04:25.160 --> 2:04:29.700 But did you notice what just happened in this court today? 2:04:30.790 --> 2:04:33.120 An open discussion on sex... free flowing. 2:04:33.790 --> 2:04:39.700 No one outraged over the mention of sex. 2:04:41.870 --> 2:04:45.450 Tell me, what could be a bigger victory for Khandaani Shafakhana? 2:04:55.370 --> 2:04:56.410 Anything else? 2:04:57.370 --> 2:05:02.450 I feel that this discussion on sex shouldn't end in this court... 2:05:02.870 --> 2:05:05.910 We must take it outside and discuss it freely. 2:05:08.790 --> 2:05:11.160 Sir the outcome of this case lies in your hands... 2:05:11.910 --> 2:05:13.410 ...but today, Mamaji... 2:05:15.700 --> 2:05:16.700 ...winning! 2:05:51.120 --> 2:05:52.250 Please sit. 2:06:14.200 --> 2:06:16.410 Baby Bedi cannot run the clinic. 2:06:17.160 --> 2:06:18.290 She'll be fined too. 2:06:18.750 --> 2:06:22.000 Because no patient has complained... 2:06:22.330 --> 2:06:28.290 ...I'll leave the decision whether to press further charges on Baby Bedi... 2:06:28.370 --> 2:06:33.000 ...on the Hindustani Unani research center. 2:06:33.700 --> 2:06:35.500 But I'll give you a piece of advice... 2:06:35.750 --> 2:06:41.330 If a person's intelligence and talent can contribute to your science... 2:06:41.450 --> 2:06:43.540 ...then you must take advantage of that. 2:06:45.290 --> 2:06:47.660 Mummy, could you pack the medicine from the kitchen... 2:06:47.790 --> 2:06:49.950 ...and give it to me outside? 2:06:51.370 --> 2:06:52.410 Twenty-seven. 2:06:53.370 --> 2:06:54.370 Twenty-seven? 2:06:54.750 --> 2:06:55.830 Is what it should be! 2:06:56.790 --> 2:06:57.790 Write thirty-six. 2:07:07.830 --> 2:07:10.790 In the mood for lemonade early in the morning! 2:07:11.370 --> 2:07:14.790 Mummy, she's craving too much Vitamin C these days! 2:07:15.370 --> 2:07:17.290 Marry him if you want... 2:07:17.450 --> 2:07:19.540 Atleast one worry off my back! 2:07:19.660 --> 2:07:21.080 Sure I will, Mom! 2:07:23.160 --> 2:07:25.870 Don't you dare marry before me! 2:07:27.200 --> 2:07:28.000 Sorry. 2:07:29.200 --> 2:07:30.200 Do it. 2:07:36.450 --> 2:07:40.450 This crazy girl and singing-dancing joker managed to sway everyone? 2:07:40.870 --> 2:07:45.250 I knew they have bad blood... but none of you bothered to listen! 2:07:45.370 --> 2:07:49.250 That's not true, we do nothing without your approval... 2:07:49.580 --> 2:07:53.290 But girls these days, they ensnare our boys! 2:07:53.870 --> 2:07:54.870 Neetu! 2:07:55.080 --> 2:07:55.700 Yes? 2:07:55.790 --> 2:07:56.870 Are you going to the shop? 2:07:57.000 --> 2:07:58.330 Yes, and so is Sheetu. 2:07:58.620 --> 2:08:00.200 She'll be handling accounts from now on. 2:08:00.540 --> 2:08:01.290 What? 2:08:31.450 --> 2:08:34.330 Look my dear, it's good to help people... 2:08:34.450 --> 2:08:38.120 But if you want to become a Hakim, be diligent. 2:08:38.700 --> 2:08:43.870 Get your degree, and then practice. 2:08:45.950 --> 2:08:46.950 Best of luck. 2:08:47.080 --> 2:08:48.290 Thank you 2:09:38.660 --> 2:09:40.120 Mamaji! 2:09:40.700 --> 2:09:42.750 Is this where one becomes a doctor? 2:09:42.830 --> 2:09:46.330 Yes. Doctors, Hakims... they all study here. 2:09:46.870 --> 2:09:49.750 I'll be Doctor Baby Bedi! 2:09:49.830 --> 2:09:51.750 Why not Hakim Baby Bedi? 2:09:53.620 --> 2:09:57.000 Doctor Baby Bedi or Hakim Baby Bedi? 2:09:58.870 --> 2:09:59.700 Hello Doctor! 2:10:00.790 --> 2:10:02.000 Good day, Hakim ji! 2:10:03.250 --> 2:10:06.830 Are you Doctor Baby Bedi or Hakim Baby Bedi? 2:11:01.620 --> 2:11:04.000 Where can I find the Khandaani Shafakhana? 2:11:04.080 --> 2:11:05.290 Upstairs. 2:11:05.450 --> 2:11:06.580 There? 2:11:13.450 --> 2:11:19.370 He keeps trying to get it on, but I'm nervous. 2:11:20.450 --> 2:11:21.450 Nervous? 2:11:24.950 --> 2:11:28.620 I don't know what will happen, how will it feel? 2:11:28.830 --> 2:11:31.080 He's been sulking for a week. 2:11:31.580 --> 2:11:34.040 Let him sulk. He can't force you! 2:11:34.120 --> 2:11:37.950 But Didi, is it normal to be nervous? 2:11:40.620 --> 2:11:42.080 Of course it's normal. 2:11:42.620 --> 2:11:46.830 Till the soup's temperature doesn't suit you, sip at your own pace... 2:11:48.330 --> 2:11:49.120 Understood? 2:11:49.200 --> 2:11:50.660 Yes. 2:11:52.500 --> 2:11:53.910 Care for some soup? 2:11:56.700 --> 2:12:00.160 KHANDAANI SHAFAKHANA (We have many branches) 2:12:00.330 --> 2:12:01.950 "Nose pin." 2:12:02.870 --> 2:12:04.500 "Nose pin." 2:12:05.500 --> 2:12:07.000 "Nose pin." 2:12:07.910 --> 2:12:10.500 "If you wish to hear more, subscribe to T-series." 2:12:19.870 --> 2:12:22.120 "Let's talk about love." 2:12:22.580 --> 2:12:24.540 "Hold my hand." 2:12:25.000 --> 2:12:28.120 "Come dance with me." 2:12:28.500 --> 2:12:30.330 "No one's stopping you." 2:12:30.450 --> 2:12:32.160 "Your diamond earrings.." 2:12:32.750 --> 2:12:34.830 "..and you sway like a gem." 2:12:35.250 --> 2:12:37.290 "Listen to what I say." 2:12:38.330 --> 2:12:40.910 "God's made you unique." 2:12:41.160 --> 2:12:43.330 "Don't make me pine just say yes.." 2:12:43.500 --> 2:12:46.120 "Fill my life with happiness." 2:12:46.290 --> 2:12:48.120 "Nose ring.." 2:12:48.790 --> 2:12:51.290 "Nose ring..says something." 2:12:51.370 --> 2:12:53.790 "Nose ring..says something." 2:12:53.870 --> 2:12:56.410 "As your veil flutters in the wind." 2:12:56.540 --> 2:12:58.950 "Nose pin." 2:12:59.040 --> 2:13:01.330 "Nose ring..says something." 2:13:01.500 --> 2:13:04.080 "Nose ring..says something." 2:13:04.160 --> 2:13:06.580 "Nose ring..says something." 2:13:06.700 --> 2:13:08.540 "Nose ring.." 2:13:08.620 --> 2:13:12.950 "Your nose ring." 2:13:23.830 --> 2:13:26.450 "You sway on the floor like a spinning top." 2:13:26.580 --> 2:13:28.950 "Baby you're the best, better than the rest." 2:13:29.040 --> 2:13:31.500 "You bend like rubber.." 2:13:31.620 --> 2:13:34.080 "..there is no stopping you tonight." 2:13:34.160 --> 2:13:37.200 "Come closer so I can whisper in your ear." 2:13:37.330 --> 2:13:39.830 "I look decent, and also earn well." 2:13:39.910 --> 2:13:45.000 "If you say yes I'll tell my mother to fix our wedding." 2:13:45.790 --> 2:13:46.790 "Embarrassed." 2:13:47.500 --> 2:13:49.910 "All my friends laugh." 2:13:50.000 --> 2:13:52.410 "Your eyes reveal the truth." 2:13:52.540 --> 2:13:55.120 "You look like a cheater." 2:13:55.200 --> 2:13:57.580 "Everything you say sounds like a lie." 2:13:57.790 --> 2:14:00.200 "I can even give my life for you." 2:14:00.290 --> 2:14:02.790 "Bring all the riches in the world for you." 2:14:02.870 --> 2:14:05.160 "I'll always be loyal to you.." 2:14:05.290 --> 2:14:07.910 "..just give me one chance." 2:14:08.000 --> 2:14:10.700 "Nose pin." 2:14:10.790 --> 2:14:12.910 "Nose ring..says something." 2:14:13.040 --> 2:14:15.450 "Nose ring..says something." 2:14:15.580 --> 2:14:18.080 "As your veil flutters in the wind." 2:14:18.160 --> 2:14:20.660 "Nose ring.." 2:14:20.790 --> 2:14:23.250 "Nose ring..says something." 2:14:23.330 --> 2:14:25.790 "Nose ring..says something." 2:14:25.870 --> 2:14:28.330 "Nose ring..says something." 2:14:28.500 --> 2:14:30.160 "Nose ring.." 2:14:30.250 --> 2:14:35.910 "Your nose ring."