1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,166 "Jatt & Juliet 3 baby. " 4 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:38,416 "-Diljit Dosanjh -My car runs in top gear" 5 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:39,416 "Jaani" 6 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:43,791 "God transformed our days overnight" 7 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:46,166 "My car runs in top gear" 8 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:48,791 "God transformed our days overnight" 9 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:51,416 "Lions rule the jungle" 10 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:53,833 "No one ever rules over a lion. " 11 00:01:53,916 --> 00:01:56,291 Where are you going, turning your back on me?" 12 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,791 "I will corner your brothers and beat them up" 13 00:01:58,791 --> 00:02:01,333 "Lions rule the jungle" 14 00:02:01,416 --> 00:02:04,166 "No one ever rules over a lion" 15 00:02:13,791 --> 00:02:16,541 "I don't do any ordinary work, Whatever job I take on, I ace it" 16 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:18,958 "I sell out a show in one day. " 17 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:21,541 "No one does what I do here" 18 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:25,291 "Girl, check it out, I alter the flow" 19 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:28,833 "Why do you want me to let go off your wrist after teasing Jaani"? 20 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,291 "Come, let us both sit on one chair" 21 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,916 "Lions rule the jungle" 22 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:36,416 "No one ever rules over a lion. " 23 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,958 "Where are you going, turning your back on me?" 24 00:02:39,041 --> 00:02:41,291 "I will corner your brothers and beat them up" 25 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,833 "Lions rule the jungle" 26 00:02:43,916 --> 00:02:46,916 "No one ever rules over a lion" 27 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,416 "My car is in top gear; I won't delay any longer. " 28 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,791 "I've chased away darkness with my hard work. " 29 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:54,416 "I have Gugu Gill's swagger I wear shoes of pure leather" 30 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:56,791 "I wouldn't plead with you. I have a lot of girls crushing on me. " 31 00:02:56,791 --> 00:02:59,166 "No law can stop me" 32 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:01,791 I'd carry off everyone who is after you 33 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:04,166 "Now I have my eyes on your brothers. " 34 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:06,791 "Dogs bark but this Jatt doesn't give a damn" 35 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:11,916 "I keep these three things close to me. I have become used to having them. " 36 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:16,458 "Black car, Silver box, and my grandfather's gun" 37 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:18,833 "I beat everyone up who was after you" 38 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:21,291 "Rogues retreated to their homes and firmly shut their doors" 39 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,916 "Lions rule the jungle" 40 00:03:23,916 --> 00:03:26,416 "No one ever rules over a lion. " 41 00:03:26,416 --> 00:03:28,916 "Where are you going, turning your back on me?" 42 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,291 "I will corner your brothers and beat them up" 43 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,833 "Lions rule the jungle" 44 00:03:33,916 --> 00:03:36,666 "No one ever rules over a lion" 45 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:41,666 "Our talks and our traditions. This is how the Jatt rules hearts" 46 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:46,416 "Our talks and our traditions. This is how the Jatt rules hearts" 47 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,166 Get up now. 48 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,166 Mother. 49 00:03:51,416 --> 00:03:53,708 "Think you're a lion?" Today is the first day at work. 50 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,166 You shouldn't be late. 51 00:03:56,791 --> 00:03:58,791 "Jatt & Juliet 3 baby. " 52 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,541 Oh come on. Parking this damn bike is impossible! 53 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,666 - How's it going? - All good 54 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:09,166 Where does the Senior Constable sit? 55 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,333 From which police station have you come? 56 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,916 I am a new recruit. I'm joining from today. 57 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,541 The government doesn't seem to do anything 58 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:14,791 -about the influx of recruits. -Victory to India. 59 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:17,291 They keep recruiting despite overcrowding. 60 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,416 Where does the Sr Constable sit? - That's the place 61 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:21,916 She hasn't come yet. 62 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,541 There's the Sr Constable 63 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:41,083 Is she the Sr Constable? 64 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,791 Will I be reporting to a woman as beautiful as Kylie Jenner? 65 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,208 Fateh Singh, do not leave any stone unturned to keep her happy. 66 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:58,333 Then you could get the duty wherever and however you prefer. 67 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:01,791 Otherwise, she'd assign me to work in the scorching heat. 68 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,416 I want to work in the shade. 69 00:05:10,666 --> 00:05:12,916 I can even take leave from work whenever I want if I act like a good boy 70 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:16,166 keeping 32 kids happy used to be no big task for me, 71 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:18,208 now I will make sure to keep this beautiful woman happy. 72 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,333 Come. Come and sit here. 73 00:05:22,791 --> 00:05:23,791 Sit down. 74 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,291 There is no need to worry. Just relax. 75 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,208 Here, drink water. Take it. 76 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:31,833 Tell me, how can Punjab police help you? 77 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:33,083 Drink water. 78 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:37,833 Do your in-laws trouble you? Does your husband beat you? 79 00:05:37,916 --> 00:05:40,083 Does any youngster tease you? He will be dealt with. 80 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,583 Punjab Police is at your service 24*7 81 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:53,458 Oh, My God. 82 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:55,708 You too are an officer. 83 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:58,541 Apologies, Sr. Constable ma'am 84 00:05:58,666 --> 00:06:01,583 I didn't see your uniform, only a woman. 85 00:06:01,916 --> 00:06:03,166 And I started acting on my responsibilities. 86 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,208 My bad, officer 87 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,333 I am the new employee, Fateh Singh 88 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:12,916 I am here to execute your orders. 89 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,291 Where will I get my baton from? 90 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:18,833 Good morning, mommy. We missed you, mommy 91 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:21,041 Keep quiet now. 92 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:22,083 Mommy is here now. 93 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,333 Mommy loves you. 94 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:31,291 Miss Pooja, what other choice do they have? 95 00:06:31,416 --> 00:06:32,916 They do not receive maternal affection. 96 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:34,708 And they mix up well with you. 97 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,666 So they address you as mommy. 98 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,791 I wish you really were their mother. 99 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:47,333 Come kids, come, let's have tea in the cabin. Come. 100 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,541 Come. Come, madam. 101 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:51,583 Come. Come on. 102 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,708 -Give it to me. -No, I will not. 103 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:55,916 Come on give it to me. 104 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,791 Is there something going on between her and SHO sir? 105 00:06:58,958 --> 00:07:00,041 Not at all. 106 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:02,333 He is just trying to woo her all the time. 107 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:04,583 He intentionally brings his children to the police station. 108 00:07:04,666 --> 00:07:08,791 And bribes them with bag of chips to call her "mommy" all day long. 109 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:10,666 That's how he is. 110 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,916 He asserts that with the police station mostly male, 111 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:15,208 and she being the sole woman here. 112 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,666 as the SHO, he is entitled to make the first move. 113 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:19,291 He even thinks of himself as Ghalib. 114 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:22,541 He has been recruited from the sports quota. He's been a wrestling player. 115 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:23,916 Really? 116 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:30,916 Why are you being so short-sighted? Think big, Fateh Singh 117 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:33,791 Idiot, you were focusing only on sunlight and shade. 118 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,041 Imagine if the entire tree were yours. 119 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,166 Learn something from Bhana. 120 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,166 Fateh, 121 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:47,791 Here... 122 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:51,708 look your aunt has sent a marriage proposal. 123 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,916 They will give 25 lakhs. 124 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,416 What? Aunt has sent. 125 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:00,541 25 lakhs? 126 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:02,791 Look here. 127 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:05,083 My bribe would be worth Rs 10,000 per month. 128 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,583 There is a girl. 129 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:09,708 She is a Sr Constable. 130 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,333 There are 6 constables under her. 131 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:18,833 10,000/- 132 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:20,041 What is the total? 133 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,541 60,000/- 134 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,791 Bribery is harmful for Punjab. 135 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:27,666 But our salaries are organic right? 136 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,666 Her salary is 75,000/- 137 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:32,041 45,000/- is my salary. 138 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,291 10,000/- is my bribe. 139 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,416 60,000/- is her bribe. 140 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:35,583 What would be the total for a month? 141 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:39,458 2,00,000/- 142 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:41,458 And how much would that amount to annually? 143 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:42,916 24,00,000/- 144 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,166 I will earn this much in a year. 145 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:48,791 And we will save some money to give aunt for being the matchmaker. 146 00:08:49,666 --> 00:08:52,958 I think I was Mother India's Lala in the previous birth. 147 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,041 Birju died pleading. 148 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:57,458 But I did not forgo his mother's bangles. 149 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:59,541 Will the Sr Constable marry you? 150 00:08:59,666 --> 00:09:00,666 Of course she will. 151 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,916 After great difficulty, you have finally secured a job as a police constable. 152 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:05,041 I did not say anything. 153 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:07,541 But if this turns out to be a lie then I will thrash you. 154 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:08,791 Nothing will happen, mother. 155 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:12,166 Tell me, what will you do with so much money? 156 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:17,416 I will build a wooden palace in the mountains with a roof resembling that of a hut. 157 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,166 Bed made of sandalwood. 158 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:22,416 A wooden chariot just like that of the British Queen. 159 00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:24,166 So, my mother wishes to be Queen Elizabeth. 160 00:09:24,666 --> 00:09:25,541 Of course. 161 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:29,958 They are twins. 162 00:09:31,458 --> 00:09:32,958 We want both of them to get married. 163 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,958 This is Swaranroop and he is Sukhroop 164 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:38,541 As the first suitor, you have the first opportunity to make your choice. 165 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:42,708 You can choose whoever you like. 166 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:47,291 Keep it here, dear. 167 00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:51,291 This is our daughter. She is a constable in the police force. 168 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,916 -Greetings. -Greetings. 169 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,708 Absolutely. 170 00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:56,958 - Bod Singh - Yes 171 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,458 I think you have been misunderstood. 172 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:02,541 We didn't come here for our daughter but are here for our son instead. 173 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:03,166 Yes. 174 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,666 Your sons are quite handsome, I must say so. 175 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:08,083 They have great names. 176 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:10,833 This boy? 177 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:15,666 He is no match for our daughter. 178 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,791 And what about your good-for-nothing sons? 179 00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:19,833 Are they like Garry Sandhu? 180 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,166 Look at his belly. 181 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,541 Our daughter will grow weary of making flatbreads for him 182 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,208 Father, how will sister be able to make the flatbreads in the first place. 183 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,666 They are unemployed. 184 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:29,916 There wouldn't be any flour at home to make the flatbreads. 185 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,666 Let's go from here. 186 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:32,958 Okay, bye. 187 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:35,416 -Listen to me. -Please, leave it. 188 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,666 Good bye. 189 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:41,666 You both are unemployed, that's the reason this continues to happen to you 190 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:44,666 Daddy, help them get some work. 191 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,916 -I... - As if Daddy's a magistrate 192 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:48,666 He plays cards with us all day. 193 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:50,291 We've even taught mother how to play cards. 194 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:54,416 Really? Well, aren't you just so proud to be telling me all about it? 195 00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:59,041 You're beautiful like mother, which is why you receive plenty of wedding proposals. 196 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,541 We take after Dad, 197 00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:04,041 They've been rejected 17 times already.. 198 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,958 I spend my entire salary on serving them these dry fruits, 199 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,291 Moreover, it makes me late for work. 200 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,541 -Victory to India, madam. - Victory to India. 201 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,166 You got late today. 202 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,666 But, I have marked your attendance. 203 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:42,916 Who did all this? 204 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:47,291 You might be Punjab's Senior Constable, but you're still a woman. 205 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,291 And I know that women like cute things. 206 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:55,333 Moreover faith in the Punjab Police will restore upon seeing the pink register 207 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,416 That the matters in this will be resolved. 208 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,666 People are anyway scared of the police. 209 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:05,166 And even more so because of this register. 210 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,416 Are you married? 211 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:07,708 What? 212 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:08,666 Married? 213 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,291 -Married? -Yes. 214 00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:11,416 No 215 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,833 I did not find the lucky one yet 216 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:19,166 Pooja, what if you woo him? He works under you 217 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,166 So he'll listen to you for the rest of his life 218 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:26,083 Your friends call me brother-in-law.... 219 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:31,041 He's handsome too, and our future children would be good-looking as well. 220 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,333 At least you'll avoid the chaos caused at home today. 221 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,208 Keep staring, Pooja. 222 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:40,708 She is openly staring at me. She likes you. 223 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:43,666 She is in love with you. 224 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,666 He is getting trapped, he is. 225 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,916 Fateh Singh, she is getting trapped 226 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,666 She won't let you perform your duty.. 227 00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:56,541 She'll keep you close just to stare at you all day. 228 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:02,583 You've bowled him over, Pooja. 229 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:04,916 Sr Constable 230 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,791 Sr Constable 231 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:09,708 Sir is calling you 232 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:15,708 Please take all these things off the table. 233 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,166 Not everyone thinks good like you do. 234 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,833 I will be back soon. 235 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:31,666 Only women can do the work that is meant for them. I wouldn't be able to do it. 236 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,083 Yes, sir. 237 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,291 Nothing, Miss Pooja. 238 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,916 The kids aren't in the mood for anything; they just want to be loved. 239 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,958 -What happened? -Nothing. 240 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,041 Why are you so sad? 241 00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:49,583 You are so cute, Miss Pooja. 242 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:56,208 But their mother neither loves them nor me. 243 00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,166 My life is in hell. 244 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:03,958 Look at how Bhana is hitting on her. I can't let him mess up my plans. 245 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,541 - Let me show him how it's done. - Smile 246 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,916 Round onions, mice without tails, where are the children who never fail? 247 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:13,166 Where are they? Where are they? 248 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:15,666 Where are you going? 249 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,541 - Thank you. - I'm here now. You can go. 250 00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:22,416 Is he your uncle? Why are you laughing? 251 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:25,166 -Listen to me. -Yes, sir. 252 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,666 Have you been employed to play with other's children? 253 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:28,541 Sir. 254 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,791 Never forget these three things. 255 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:30,541 Sir. 256 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,833 Do not ever call Pooja. 257 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,041 There is no need to pamper my kids. And never come in Bhana's way. 258 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,666 -Understood? -Yes, sir. 259 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,291 Starting tomorrow, go straight to the police checkpoint. 260 00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:39,041 You shouldn't be seen in the police station. 261 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,083 Yes, sir. 262 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,208 -Go now. -Okay. 263 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,541 You spoiled my date. 264 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:47,833 I Made that girl famous. Famous! 265 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,041 Okay, dear. Come on time tomorrow. 266 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:50,708 Alright 267 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,708 Don't prepare the bedding for me. I'll sleep on the bed as it is. 268 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,166 Okay then, even I won't put my bedsheet. 269 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,958 Hold on, just sit down. 270 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,291 Love you, my dear mother. 271 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,333 Were you able to woo the Sr Constable? 272 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:12,916 The Sr Constable is quite impressed with me. 273 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,083 What topic have you brought up? 274 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:17,041 I just remembered. 275 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,041 I could not sleep yesterday night worrying about you. 276 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:24,791 When she earns more than you then why would she marry you? 277 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,666 As if you are Diljit. 278 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,083 Diljit. 279 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:38,208 Flatbread. 280 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:40,833 Sit down here, dear. 281 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:42,333 Yes. 282 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:43,916 I wanted to talk something important with you. 283 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:47,666 If he is younger to you then why would he marry you? 284 00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:50,291 These youngsters are quite fussy. 285 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,458 First, make sure he's interested in you. Then, act like Neeru Bajwa. 286 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:01,416 Here you go. 287 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:04,166 Thank you. 288 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,291 Sr Constable, did you notice something? 289 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,791 During school days, these boys have no money, 290 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,791 so girls use their pocket money to buy things for them. 291 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,166 This is such a beautiful emotion of love. 292 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:22,708 However, when it comes to marriage, they want the man to earn more than them. 293 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:27,416 The emphasis on money is making marriages not last long. 294 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,958 For me at least, 295 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,208 What matters most is that he has a good heart, even if he earns less. 296 00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:41,166 He should understand my feelings and know that women like cute things. 297 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,041 -Movie was great. Wasn't it? -Yes. 298 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,291 -What is going on? -Oh God, teacher! 299 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:46,166 Very nice. Very nice. 300 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,041 Did you notice another thing? 301 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,666 That in school every boy has a crush on their teacher. 302 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,208 Boys have always been fond of older girls. 303 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,166 Isn't it? 304 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,583 Did you ever have a crush on a teacher? 305 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,916 That means you did. 306 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,416 On the English teacher. 307 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:13,541 I did not know any English, and yet I attended her lecture. 308 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:16,541 I have been thrashed hard because of my strong crush. 309 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,041 Exactly. 310 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,541 All their lives, they prefer elderly women. 311 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,291 But when it comes to marriage, 312 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,416 They want to marry a girl younger than them. 313 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,041 Tell me, how will marriages last long if this is the case? 314 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,041 They are fools. 315 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,041 It doesn't make sense to get married to a naive girl. 316 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,541 It is as good as adopting a child. 317 00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:35,791 Moreover, they've to be taken care of all day. 318 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,083 -This is not right. -No. 319 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:41,666 She should be mature, wise and someone who takes care of you. 320 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:42,666 -Isn't it? -Yes. 321 00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:46,458 I've told the matchmaker to find a girl who is three-four years elder to me. 322 00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:48,041 Of course. 323 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,083 Don't mind Sr Constable, 324 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,541 What is your age? 325 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:05,333 I... I am three years elder to you. 326 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:09,416 Fateh Singh, she has fallen for you hard. 327 00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:16,291 Your friends call me brother-in-law... 328 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,583 Mother, I think the Sr Constable is in love with me. 329 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:26,666 Really? 330 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,708 I was just acting 331 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,833 But I feel she took it seriously. 332 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:35,166 I am proud of you, my Mithun Chakraborty 333 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:36,833 Does she love you more than I do? 334 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,416 How can she love me more than you? 335 00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:42,458 Did she come to you with flowers calling you Baby? 336 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,291 Baby? 337 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:45,791 No. 338 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,791 She is not as naive as you think. 339 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,458 She wants you to go down on your knees. 340 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,416 And propose to her for marriage. 341 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:57,166 Mind you, you are not going down on your knees. 342 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,833 If he hasn't gone down on his knees yet and proposed to you 343 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,791 then why are you dreaming about him. 344 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:04,958 That is. 345 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:09,333 How does it matter, mother? We want the Sr Constable? 346 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:13,208 We want her, dear but why should we give her importance 347 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,791 We want her to express her feelings for you. 348 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:18,541 If he really likes you he will express it to you. 349 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,166 Dear, you aren't good-for nothing like your brothers. 350 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,541 Listen to me. 351 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,916 You earn more than him. 352 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,166 Not only he, but his mother would also say it to you. Just wait and watch. 353 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,458 Listen to me. We need to get the buttermilk, 354 00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:34,916 but we must also hide the canister. 355 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,291 - Canister? - Yes 356 00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:37,833 Hide the Canister! 357 00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:42,791 Catch them. 358 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,041 -Stop. -Dare not run. 359 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,333 Catch them. Where are you going? Look at them Romeos... 360 00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,833 Come on, I will teach you a lesson. 361 00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:54,166 -Those who are with girls may leave. Go. - Thank You 362 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,166 What are you doing alone here? 363 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,916 What will you achieve by whistling at girls? 364 00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,833 If you have feelings for a girl, 365 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:09,291 You can express them with love and respect. 366 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,666 No girl would react foolishly by slapping you. 367 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:17,083 The worst that could happen is she might refuse if she doesn't share your feelings 368 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,916 However, if you're going out together. 369 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:25,041 There's good chemistry between the two of you. 370 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:28,458 Then mostly she will say yes. 371 00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:32,541 Just express your feelings once. 372 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,666 Everyone in the world says, 'Ladies first. ' 373 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,416 Then why not take the lead? 374 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:43,541 Boys face rejection 90% of the time when they propose. 375 00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,916 With only a 10% success rate. 376 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:49,791 If girls propose instead, they'll have a 100% success rate. 377 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,041 We are very supportive, you know. 378 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:55,041 It is you who should propose. 379 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:59,791 Just approach once and you'd get a yes. 380 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,458 The Moon was in love with the Earth. 381 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,333 It kept revolving around the Earth 382 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,833 Continuously circling. 383 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,333 But never confessed his feelings. 384 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,166 The world started referring to him, as maternal Uncle. 385 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:15,916 If he had said so 386 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,708 The Moon would not have been our uncle but our father. 387 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,541 I will say it now, Miss Pooja. 388 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,291 Only the Moon can say it, not the other planets. 389 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:24,958 And the negative influence of planets can be dealt with. 390 00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,708 I might have to deal with you first. 391 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,791 Kids Shall I narrate a story? 392 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:37,916 Yes. 393 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:42,791 Remember the story about the rabbit and the tortoise? 394 00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:45,541 They were friends in reality 395 00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:52,041 One was a tortoise, and the other was not a rabbit but a doe. 396 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:58,416 The doe loved the tortoise. 397 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,791 Everyone around them knew it. 398 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,666 They instigated them into a race. 399 00:22:03,791 --> 00:22:04,958 Pitting them against each other. 400 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,208 People say the doe slept during the race. 401 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:12,416 But she wasn't asleep; she made a sacrifice. 402 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,416 She was dreaming about him, lost in his thoughts 403 00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,041 She was making the tortoise win the race. 404 00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:22,166 She wanted to lose and see her lover triumph. 405 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:27,666 The foolish tortoise was unaware of her feelings 406 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:31,166 Slow and steadily, he won the race in the eyes of the world. 407 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,333 And the poor doe lost. 408 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:38,583 She was insulted, mocked by the entire rabbit community. 409 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:43,916 If the doe had expressed her feelings to the tortoise. 410 00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:48,166 And had told him "I love you. I cannot surpass you" 411 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,291 "... I don't wish to move ahead of you" 412 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,791 Then both of them would have crossed the finishing line together. 413 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,958 They wouldn't have become a laughingstock. 414 00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,208 Kids, have you learnt anything from this story? 415 00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:01,208 Yes. 416 00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:03,458 There is no need for you to learn from the story anyway. 417 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,416 Those who should learn must learn. 418 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:16,791 Where are you off to? 419 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:20,791 Madam has given this paper. She has asked to clear the case. 420 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,041 I am on leave today. I had to go and watch a film. 421 00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:26,416 Madam, Fateh is on leave today and has sent his leave application. 422 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,083 The department doesn't give me any peace. 423 00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:44,083 Shall I read it? 424 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,333 You are very innocent. 425 00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:01,083 If you encounter a cunning woman, she could cause you a lot of trouble. 426 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:07,041 Let me marry you and save you. 427 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:09,166 Your life will become easy. 428 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:13,291 I hope you know that devotion to God and a great woman 429 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:16,166 only these two things can lead a man to thrive. 430 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,416 Even you will have to keep me happy. 431 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:23,041 If I give an order, 432 00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:26,416 you should respond saying that my order is your command, boss. 433 00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:30,791 -What do you have to say? -Your order is my command, boss. 434 00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:41,416 Shall I read it, Sr Constable? 435 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:48,416 Don't think that just because you've passed 436 00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:49,458 the marriageable age because of your brothers, 437 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:51,166 you'll only receive proposals from men who will ask for dowry. 438 00:24:54,541 --> 00:24:56,458 Consider you've found a handsome boy for you. 439 00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:59,333 12 hours are not enough for me. 440 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:02,041 I want to serve you 24 hours. 441 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:05,583 I want to salute you and express my love for you. 442 00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,791 Fortunately, I am not God 443 00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:13,916 If I were God, I would have caused the entire Universe to pursue you. 444 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:20,333 What would I be? 445 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:21,791 If you were God. 446 00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:46,291 "There was a brightening light, & God arrived. " 447 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,833 "I saw you, and my breath revived. " 448 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:54,791 "With you, my peace is found, More than on sacred grounds. " 449 00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:58,541 "The wind asked the clouds, Has a new season arrived?" 450 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:03,708 "I saw for the first time, Intoxication descending from the sky" 451 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:05,791 "I saw for the first time, Intoxication descending from the sky" 452 00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:10,916 "If I were God, such would be the scene" 453 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:15,416 "The Moon would in your courtyard, & stars in your room. " 454 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:20,458 "Water, shores and all the four seasons too. " 455 00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:25,291 All would be your slaves. 456 00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:27,916 "If I were God" 457 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:47,291 "If I were God" 458 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:53,416 "I'd shield you from sorrow, making you laugh is my vow" 459 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:57,916 "Sufi singers would sing melodies for you. " 460 00:26:57,958 --> 00:27:02,833 "For you, I would bring Ghalib back to life" 461 00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:07,291 "Every thought you share, his pen would write" 462 00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:09,666 "Come, let me tell you more about you" 463 00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:12,166 "How many flowers have been intoxicated by your fragrance. " 464 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,541 "I'd ask the flowers to line your way" 465 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:18,166 "And Fairies, to grace your hair. " 466 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:23,041 "If I were God, such would be the scene" 467 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:27,416 "The Moon would be in your courtyard & stars in your room. " 468 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:32,458 "Water, shores, weather, and all the four seasons too" 469 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:37,333 "All would bow to serve you true" 470 00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,958 "If I were God" 471 00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:59,291 "If I were God" 472 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:04,166 "Butterflies no longer visit the roses. " 473 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:08,916 "They're all drawn to your lips now. " 474 00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:13,666 "Butterflies no longer visit the roses. " 475 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:18,458 "They're all drawn to your lips now. " 476 00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:23,166 "I've grown close to you, My home seems far now. " 477 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:28,291 "I've touched your feet and now I feel immortal. " 478 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:31,291 "Even if all the world's forces try. " 479 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,666 "Despite their efforts Jaani wouldn't die" 480 00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:36,166 "I am blessed with prayers so divine" 481 00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:39,583 "Your love is what keeps me alive" 482 00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:44,541 "If I were God, such would be the scene" 483 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:49,041 "The Moon would be in your courtyard & stars in your room. " 484 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:54,083 "Water, shores and all the four seasons too" 485 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:58,833 All would be your slaves. 486 00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:01,583 "If I were God" 487 00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:07,083 Sir, sir... 488 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,833 Why are you calling me repeatedly? Is there an attack on the police station? 489 00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:10,583 Not on the police station, but on you. 490 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,958 You should take your children home, you are done for 491 00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:13,916 What has happened? 492 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:18,416 The boy and girl have come closer and there's nothing left for you now. 493 00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:20,291 Go home. You've already had plenty of holidays. 494 00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:21,291 Go to school now. 495 00:29:21,416 --> 00:29:26,041 You've come in my life like spring 496 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:29,708 Now we need to plan for both our family and finances. 497 00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:32,333 We'll run the household on my salary 498 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:35,791 And save your entire salary so we can... 499 00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:38,833 No but I need to give my salary to my family. 500 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,458 We'll have to manage with your salary. 501 00:29:41,958 --> 00:29:44,833 Don't your brothers earn in your house? 502 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:47,791 My brothers are unemployed 503 00:29:48,916 --> 00:29:51,833 They didn't study well and now they have no work. 504 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,291 I am very tensed about them 505 00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:56,583 What? 506 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,541 Consider they've gotten a job. 507 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:13,666 My brain works faster than Chacha Choudhary. 508 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:15,458 They have the right job waiting for them. 509 00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:17,458 Really? Will they get a job too? 510 00:30:17,541 --> 00:30:18,708 Assume they've already got it. 511 00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:21,416 They are quite suitable for the job. 512 00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:23,958 They fit that job profile perfectly. 513 00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,583 Thank you, brother-in-law. 514 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:26,958 The Pleasure is all mine 515 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:29,791 How cute are they! 516 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,291 Grandma... 517 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,041 -Grandma... -Woah! I got scared. 518 00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:53,041 Superman. 519 00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:59,208 Where did these scoundrels came back after all these years? 520 00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:03,166 The same jumping boots. 521 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,083 They bathe in cans of oil. 522 00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:10,708 Go to sleep otherwise they will take away your ears. 523 00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:28,958 He says that it felt like they were flying. 524 00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:31,166 We didn't know how to stop. 525 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:34,208 We went ecstatic, banging against the telephone towers. 526 00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:38,583 Of course. With each step, we jumped. 527 00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,416 Even dogs couldn't catch us. 528 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,666 These puppies came out to watch us... 529 00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:46,166 We hid briefly, then jumped 530 00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:53,333 Long live my son-in-law for guiding my sons to success and putting them to work. 531 00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,583 What is all this? 532 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:56,666 Look at this. 533 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:01,458 Two Pomeranians and 3 Shih Tzus. 534 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:03,958 If we get 75,000 for this and 45,000 for the other one. 535 00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:05,541 Or even 20,000 for this one. 536 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:08,666 We shall easily get 2 Lakhs. 537 00:32:08,916 --> 00:32:09,916 What do you have to say now? 538 00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:11,458 Do not forget your brother-in-law. 539 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:13,791 Remember to share some of the money you get with me, okay? 540 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:16,083 I'm taking a Shih Tzu with me. 541 00:32:16,416 --> 00:32:19,333 -Father, I suggest you too come with us. -Yes 542 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:20,916 Did you turn them into thieves? 543 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:23,791 The Black boxers gang. They are not thieves. 544 00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:25,916 Their culture had become extinct. 545 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,416 The community had lost its essence completely. 546 00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:29,333 They are reviving a dying culture. 547 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:31,583 No wonder, a lot of people would come to marvel at them tomorrow. 548 00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:33,083 -We'd put them up for ticketed viewing -Yes 549 00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:34,666 They are made for it Sr Constable 550 00:32:34,791 --> 00:32:36,416 I stared at them in the dark. 551 00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:39,083 At most, you can see their underpants, but not even a trace of them. 552 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,666 What will happen the day they get caught? 553 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,416 Then they'll come face to face with their sister and brother-in-law. 554 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,791 As if we'd be filing a report against them. 555 00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:46,291 Amazing! You're dragging me as well into this? 556 00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:48,166 This is money earned by dishonest means. 557 00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:49,958 Isn't robbery and theft morally wrong? 558 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:51,416 It is not wrong. It is business. 559 00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:52,958 Don't police officers take bribe? 560 00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,166 I don't take bribes. 561 00:32:58,291 --> 00:32:59,208 Do you take bribe? 562 00:33:00,416 --> 00:33:01,416 What? No. 563 00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:03,916 I don't take bribes. 564 00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:05,666 Why do you intend for them to become thieves? 565 00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,083 Don't you take bribe at all? 566 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:12,083 No. 567 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,791 Any gift or something in kind? 568 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,166 No. 569 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,291 -Nothing in any form? -No. 570 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,041 I got it. 571 00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:28,708 I got it. 572 00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,416 Fateh Singh, this is what you've been left with. 573 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,791 Lala has gotten exploited, mother. 574 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:42,666 She doesn't take any bribe. 575 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:46,666 Didn't you say you could earn 25 lakhs a year easily? 576 00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:49,416 Let me talk to your aunt 577 00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,416 and inquire whether that girl has gotten married or not. 578 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,541 Mother, I had started liking her. 579 00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,583 I had fallen in love with her. 580 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,458 Don't you dare think of that. 581 00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:02,333 You can't fill your belly with love. 582 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,541 If you were to fall in love. 583 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,291 You should have been born in Paris where there is that 'transformer' (Eiffel Tower) 584 00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:08,666 You shouldn't have been born in Punjab. 585 00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:15,791 But Mirza, Ranjha, Punnu, Mahiwal, all were born in Punjab. 586 00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,208 Didn't they all die a merciless death? 587 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,666 Did even any one of them lived a happy life? 588 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,041 Straighten up and return the ring. 589 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,458 Let me set you straight. You want to act like Romeo? 590 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,458 Says he's in love. 591 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,041 Show some anger 592 00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:42,791 -Hi, Maddi. -You're quite on time today. 593 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,166 Why are you bothered? -Huh 594 00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:50,166 Did you mark my attendance? 595 00:34:50,666 --> 00:34:51,833 It's lunch time now. 596 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:54,291 A slight delay is permissible, but not to this degree. 597 00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:56,666 So what I am late? 598 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:58,291 It's you who's in-charge of marking my attendance, so you can do it now. 599 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:00,791 There should be some benefit of your own people, right? 600 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,583 It is lunch time. Let's have the food that you got for me. 601 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:05,791 Food? 602 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,583 Every day we order from restaurant. We shall order today as well. 603 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:10,166 Didn't you cook flatbreads? 604 00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,291 Have I ever brought it? 605 00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:15,666 We weren't engaged before 606 00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:18,833 Surprising. After our wedding, you'd have to make flatbreads. 607 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,208 I wish to eat flatbreads made by you every day. 608 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:22,416 Why else does a person get married? 609 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:27,166 Why should I have to? I work just as hard. 610 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,666 Oh so you're The so called feminist then? 611 00:35:30,791 --> 00:35:32,666 I've never seen you act like this before. 612 00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:36,291 My mother makes flatbreads, my grandmother used to make flatbreads 613 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:38,833 Women have to make flatbreads. This is in our culture. 614 00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:40,291 Your mother is uneducated. 615 00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:43,458 And your father is dark complexioned. 616 00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:45,291 Did I ever say that to you? 617 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,666 Now you'd say that I am body shaming. 618 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,041 But your mother is uneducated. 619 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,791 And your father is dark complexioned. 620 00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:53,291 Surprising, it's only been 15 days since we got engaged, 621 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,541 and you're already arguing with me. 622 00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:59,958 I don't think our thoughts align. 623 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:01,291 You see what you want to do. 624 00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:03,708 Later, don't drag me into the court. 625 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,541 You preach, 'My body, my rules' 626 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,041 And then you'd blame me for being a male supremacist. 627 00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,583 Having flatbreads is a basic right. 628 00:36:10,708 --> 00:36:12,083 You're acting as if I've asked for something fancy like masala dosa. 629 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:13,583 You're incredible! 630 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,416 Relationships suck. 631 00:36:17,291 --> 00:36:18,416 What was that, Pooja? 632 00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,583 How difficult it is to make a man dance to your tunes? 633 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:25,291 Just get married once. 634 00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:28,166 Once I start calling him baby, sweetie... 635 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,291 He will become a hen-pecked husband. 636 00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:35,458 Just act innocent and trap him once. 637 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:43,291 PB 03 - 1100 Rupees 638 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:44,458 Same pinch. 639 00:36:46,916 --> 00:36:48,916 Girls often match their veils with the color of their lover's turban 640 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:53,291 And here I am matching my whole uniform with my lover. 641 00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,333 She will not leave you, Fateh Singh. 642 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,166 Sorry. 643 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,291 Is this something that should be mentioned 644 00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:03,666 that I should be the one making flatbreads? 645 00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:05,291 Tell me, is it a thing to be specially mentioned? 646 00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:07,333 I should be able to grasp this. 647 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:14,041 Those girls are fortunate when their lovers request flatbreads from them. 648 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:19,791 I will make the flatbreads just like your mother has been making them. 649 00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:22,041 I would even make your mother learn how to read and write. 650 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:28,291 Even I have the right to joke with my lover. 651 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:36,333 I really like your name. 652 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:39,958 I always write your name first. 653 00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:46,041 Attendance always begins with you. 654 00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:47,291 She will land me into trouble. 655 00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:51,791 And you don't think I would write your name for attendance? 656 00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:57,708 Miss Sr Constable. 657 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,041 Fateh Singh, you wouldn't be able to escape. 658 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:09,916 Actually, you did not understand my sense of humour. 659 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,208 Just forgive me please. 660 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:15,166 If you don't like I will not joke again. 661 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:16,958 Please forgive me. 662 00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:20,416 You are committing a sin, Fateh Singh. 663 00:38:21,041 --> 00:38:22,666 Where will you find such a nice girl? 664 00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:24,666 You are deceiving her. 665 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,291 Did you forgive me? 666 00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:34,041 Smile. 667 00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,291 You did it. You forgave me. 668 00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:39,291 You forgave me. 669 00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:53,291 Let me do it, mother. 670 00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,583 Mother, she is the best sister, 671 00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:02,791 best friend, best daughter and best employee. 672 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,541 She is 90% perfect. 673 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:10,166 If only she took bribes, then we wouldn't have had to return the ring. 674 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,208 She is a nice girl, mother. 675 00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:15,791 With all the compliments you're showering on her, 676 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,416 my wooden chariot will never be built. 677 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:22,666 Neither a wooden house be built for me, nor sandalwood for my funeral pyre. 678 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,083 What is this, mother? Why are you saying this? 679 00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:28,416 It is just a ring. I will return it. 680 00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:31,416 No girl is more important to me than my mother's dreams. 681 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:32,916 Okay? 682 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:38,458 Partner. 683 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:52,958 Sagar's wife drives an Indica. 684 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:57,791 I have an immediate necessity. 685 00:39:58,416 --> 00:39:59,833 Aren't you ready yet? 686 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:03,041 A case has come up. I have to go out for a month and see to that. 687 00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,291 I will be a little late. 688 00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:06,458 Who are you going for the case with? 689 00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:07,666 Me and Maddi. 690 00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:08,791 Show some anger. 691 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:12,666 So now you will go out of Punjab with a stranger. 692 00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,708 And I'll be insulted throughout the village. 693 00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,416 People would gossip about me. 694 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:18,416 You may not be bothered. 695 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:22,041 I've been here for quite a while, and yet you haven't offered me water or tea. 696 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:23,291 No one has offered anything to their son-in-law. 697 00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:24,791 Amazing. 698 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:26,666 We still have time. 699 00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:30,083 Let's return each other our rings, and then you can go wherever you want. 700 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,291 It might be cool in your family but this doesn't sit well with us. 701 00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,208 I have come to the conclusion that our views don't align. 702 00:40:34,291 --> 00:40:35,791 I'd be going there for my duty. 703 00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:38,791 I am not going towards Delhi or Haryana. 704 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:41,916 I am going to England. No one will come to know anything here. 705 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:46,041 Never mind that. What would you like to drink? 706 00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:49,916 Where are you going? 707 00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:51,833 England. London. 708 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,083 Fateh Singh, you can think of leaving her later. 709 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:56,916 First lets go and see London. 710 00:40:57,208 --> 00:40:58,666 Act all nice now. 711 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:02,041 Even you don't get my sense of humour. 712 00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:04,291 I was joking. 713 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:05,708 I am not the son-in-law of this house. 714 00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:06,666 I am the son. 715 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:08,666 If I want water or tea, I'll get it myself. 716 00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:10,083 I need not ask anyone. 717 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,541 We should be going instead. What has Maddi to do there? 718 00:41:13,916 --> 00:41:15,791 Besides, we would enjoy ourselves there. 719 00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:18,791 No, the order has come from higher authorities. 720 00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:20,083 Talk to sir about it. 721 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:22,416 He does not listen to me. 722 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,958 Liar. He actually listens only to you and nobody else. 723 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,291 What is the case? 724 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:30,916 We deliver fish to MLA Gunbir Sidhu's house as well. 725 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:37,791 Actually, my beloved son is responsible for a significant amount of my loss. 726 00:41:38,041 --> 00:41:44,166 On his insistence I invested 35 lakhs and sent a girl abroad. 727 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,333 Now she does not answer our call. 728 00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:49,416 The bell keeps on ringing. 729 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:52,208 Actually it was our business plan. 730 00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:55,791 We wanted to open a fish centre abroad. 731 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,541 Open a fish centre! 732 00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:00,166 How foolish can someone be to lose that much money? 733 00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:03,291 I'd heard you never part with money, but this time you gave away a fortune. 734 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:09,958 Miss Sr Constable, take me along. I know how to solve such cases. 735 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:11,291 It is not possible. 736 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,291 Orders have come from higher authorities for Maddi to go. 737 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,708 Actually, you did not listen completely to what i wanted to... 738 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,916 He slapped your dear son. 739 00:42:18,958 --> 00:42:22,166 Sr Constable, please take me. What will Maddi do there? 740 00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,291 You need a strong man. What if there is a need to run? 741 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:27,666 I can run like shaktimaan. 742 00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:34,041 Dear son you shouldn't interrupt when two officers are talking. 743 00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:36,666 Why did you slap me? 744 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:39,666 Should your Daddy commemorate you with a garland? Why did you slap me? 745 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,416 Don't you want such a brave officer on the mission? 746 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:52,083 The dear son got slapped thrice. 747 00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:55,291 Okay, fine. Relationships suck. 748 00:42:55,416 --> 00:42:56,833 Your dear son got slapped thrice. 749 00:42:56,916 --> 00:42:58,416 Great job, police. 750 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:01,041 You're outstanding, police. 751 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,208 Maddi hasn't come home yet? 752 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,583 -No. -But it's been a long time since we got free from work. 753 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,416 Really? 754 00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:09,458 -He must have gone somewhere. -How will you make paste with 755 00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:10,708 these delicate hands, sister-in-law? 756 00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:13,916 What can we do, brother. We need to do household chores. 757 00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:16,083 Yes. Sister-in-law, I wanted to talk to you. 758 00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:16,916 Tell me. 759 00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:20,333 Sister-in-law, Maddi is very... 760 00:43:21,416 --> 00:43:22,791 Sister-in-law, I have just come to know. 761 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:25,041 My fiancé can charm men effortlessly. 762 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,833 Maddi and my fiancé are going out together for the case. 763 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:30,041 There will be British women too. 764 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:33,041 You know how easily a man can be charmed. 765 00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:37,333 The two of them together, in a foreign land. 766 00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:40,708 If a Punjabi came in aid for another Punjabi in a foreign land, 767 00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:43,208 you and me would just sit and regret later sister-in-law. 768 00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:45,583 -Really? -Yes. 769 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:54,416 "I feel like becoming the hanging of your turban, my policeman. " 770 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:59,791 "I feel like becoming the hanging of your turban, my policeman. " 771 00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:03,208 What is the matter? You seem to be very happy. 772 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,083 Is it a sin to be happy? 773 00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:09,083 What crime have I committed? And I am going to England. 774 00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:12,041 Put a face pack on me, today. I would lighten my skin. Okay? 775 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:13,583 Who all are going? 776 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,083 Me and my madam. 777 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:18,666 Okay, you and your madam are going? 778 00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:20,916 What madam of yours, is this? 779 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:24,083 Matters of the office need to be kept a secret. 780 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,166 How can I tell you? 781 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:27,833 Secret? 782 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,208 Oh, so you have a secret desire? 783 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:34,541 Do not talk too much. Keep my woollens ready. It gets very cold there. 784 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,708 Does ice fall there as well? 785 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:39,166 You fool, it's called snow. There are hailstorms there as well. 786 00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:40,583 Okay, 787 00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:46,041 I will keep your jackets ready. 788 00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:47,541 In the most proper manner then. 789 00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:50,541 Twinkle, twinkle little star. 790 00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:53,708 Twinkle, twinkle little star. 791 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,958 How I wonder...... 792 00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:59,541 -Hello, listen. -Yes, tell me. 793 00:44:59,916 --> 00:45:03,166 Come inside and have a look. Shall I take this jacket out for you? 794 00:45:03,208 --> 00:45:05,041 Get the checked jacket. 795 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,291 Twinkle, twinkle little star. 796 00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,208 How I wonder.... 797 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:11,041 Yes. Tell me. 798 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:16,791 Where are you going? 799 00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:21,333 - I will teach you a lesson. -Almost killed me. 800 00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:25,208 Maddi, what has happened? 801 00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,208 Nothing. I just fell from the staircase. 802 00:45:30,291 --> 00:45:31,458 What will happen now? 803 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:34,208 Will they send me instead of you? 804 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,958 No one in our family has ever crossed Ambala. 805 00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:38,208 How will I manage to sit in an airplane? 806 00:45:38,708 --> 00:45:40,958 I am very scared of airplanes. I might die. 807 00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:45,958 You go ahead. I'll lift you and help you get into the airplane myself. 808 00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:47,791 Moreover, Bhana listens to you right? 809 00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:50,083 Take any other employee's name but not mine. Okay? 810 00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:51,208 Okay 811 00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:54,333 Okay sister-in-law, take care of Maddi. 812 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,166 Don't inquire about how well your sister-in-law takes care of me. 813 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,083 -Okay, we'll go then... - Maddi. 814 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:01,208 Sir. 815 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,541 -Victory to India sir, sir. - Victory to India. 816 00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:04,041 How are you? 817 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:05,583 Greetings. 818 00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:09,166 Send him abroad. He has a faint heart. 819 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:10,916 He might get an attack in the airplane. 820 00:46:10,916 --> 00:46:12,583 People might consider Madam jinxed 821 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:16,583 Making it hard for her to find a partner. She will be left solely to you. 822 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:21,833 Get my medical expenses cleared and help me get a nurse. 823 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:25,166 Forget about the nurse, just get me a compounder. 824 00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:26,041 Okay, fine. 825 00:46:26,166 --> 00:46:27,166 -Okay. -Let's go. 826 00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:30,583 Shall I get the nurse for you? 827 00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:32,166 That is why I said compounder. 828 00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,416 He wants a nurse. 829 00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:39,208 Take God's name and brace yourself. 830 00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:41,708 Spare me, sir. 831 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:44,791 Send either Ikatar or Pachatar. I don't want to go. 832 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:47,833 It's your duty after all and you will have to go for this duty. 833 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:51,291 Leave it, sir. I still haven't received my first salary. 834 00:46:51,916 --> 00:46:54,208 Don't worry about the salary. Your two months' salary will be sent to your home. 835 00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:55,541 Make all the arrangements for your departure. 836 00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:56,458 -Sir. -It is an order from senior authorities 837 00:46:56,541 --> 00:46:57,458 You will have to go. 838 00:46:58,291 --> 00:46:59,208 Brace yourself. Good job. 839 00:46:59,208 --> 00:46:59,958 Sir. 840 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:01,333 Let's go. 841 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,583 We have been caught in a very awkward situation. 842 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:08,791 You and I... 843 00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:24,458 "Let your hair down and dance like a peahen. " 844 00:47:24,791 --> 00:47:28,958 "Let your hair down and dance like a peahen. " 845 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:32,916 "Are you letting your hair down or shall I do it for you?" 846 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:39,083 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 847 00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:45,291 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 848 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:52,458 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 849 00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:57,666 "Let your hair down and dance like a peahen. " 850 00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:19,041 "No third person can come between us. " 851 00:48:19,041 --> 00:48:23,166 Neither your friends, nor your sister or your brother-in-law. " 852 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:27,291 "No third person can come between us. " 853 00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:31,166 Neither your friends, nor your sister or your brother-in-law. " 854 00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:35,041 "Keep your brother at a distance or else I'll say something mean to him. " 855 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:41,291 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 856 00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:47,583 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 857 00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:51,458 "Let your hair down and dance like a peahen. " 858 00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:12,583 "The way you sway your waist has taken my breath away. " 859 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:16,666 "The videographer is also bewitched" 860 00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:21,041 "The way you sway your waist has taken my breath away. " 861 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:24,916 "The videographer is also bewitched" 862 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:28,833 "If you continue to sway, I will weigh you in notes. " 863 00:49:28,916 --> 00:49:34,958 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 864 00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:42,916 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 865 00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:47,791 "Jaani doesn't only write sad songs" 866 00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:51,791 "We have been born and raised in Malwa" 867 00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:55,791 "We have been born and raised in Malwa" 868 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:59,666 "If I wrote local songs, I would outshine everyone else. " 869 00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:05,916 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 870 00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:12,333 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 871 00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:18,583 "If you do not dance with me dear, I will spill alcohol on your skirt. " 872 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:21,083 This has that girl's documents. Keep them safe. 873 00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:24,208 You wait how we thrash her. She'd be facing the Punjab police after all. 874 00:50:28,916 --> 00:50:29,958 Come on, move. 875 00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:32,166 No one should jump. 876 00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:36,083 Come, come down carefully. 877 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:38,416 Don't do any mischief. 878 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:40,333 Come, my dear. 879 00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:43,583 Hey, Hold my bag and keep it in the staff room. 880 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:44,708 Okay sir. 881 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,416 Careful. 882 00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:47,416 One minute, sir. 883 00:50:47,708 --> 00:50:49,041 -Yes. -Don't push anyone. 884 00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:50,416 -Come on, get down. -Listen. 885 00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:52,583 One minute. 886 00:50:52,666 --> 00:50:53,458 -Me? -Yes. 887 00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:58,166 Greetings. 888 00:50:58,583 --> 00:50:59,583 What is your name? 889 00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:03,291 Fateh. Fateh Singh. 890 00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,208 Sir, do not address anyone with disrespect. 891 00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:09,958 His name is Fateh Singh and he is just doing his job. 892 00:51:10,291 --> 00:51:12,166 He is not your personal servant 893 00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:14,916 Give the bag back to him. 894 00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:23,416 Thank you. 895 00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:28,708 Thank you, teacher. 896 00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:31,166 Looking beautiful, mam. 897 00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:37,041 What has gotten into you? 898 00:51:37,541 --> 00:51:39,041 Why are you acting like you can see stars in the broad daylight? 899 00:51:40,083 --> 00:51:43,791 Not Stars but I can see our plane taking off. 900 00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:49,166 Presenting to you on special demand 901 00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:51,958 Tale of Jatt & Juliet Part 3 902 00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:53,666 Are you loving it? 903 00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,166 Look at this. 904 00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:16,166 They haven't forgotten about the last time. 905 00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:18,916 One simply doesn't behave straight until power is adhered. 906 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:23,208 Yo Friends, Punjab Police has arrived in the UK! 907 00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:30,041 Welcome us, aunty. We are standing outside. 908 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,166 -Whose house is this? -Ours. 909 00:52:37,291 --> 00:52:39,333 Get the bag. Aunty. 910 00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:41,166 Aunty... 911 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:45,000 We will have to look for the aunty. The keys are with her. 912 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:46,666 Is she your maternal or paternal aunt? 913 00:52:47,541 --> 00:52:48,333 Aunty, baby. 914 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,041 Here is aunt. 915 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:00,125 Salutations, aunt. 916 00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:02,500 The Brits have named her aunty. 917 00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:06,375 So she will be my aunt. Watch out, aunty. 918 00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:08,208 Don't bite me, or else I'll have to get 14 injections. 919 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:09,875 How did you manage to arrange for the money? 920 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:20,583 If you want to find the girl then you will have to spend money. 921 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:22,708 When you need to catch fish, 922 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:24,583 You have to bait the hook yourself. 923 00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:26,541 We're not going there to suffer. 924 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:28,208 Else we'd just come back and say that we couldn't find her. 925 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:33,083 Dear, I think you do not understand. This is the rule of our life. 926 00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:35,500 We have never given anything to anyone. 927 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,541 It is your duty to find the girl. 928 00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:39,083 I don't know about that 929 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:41,041 I have not committed any sin by being in the police. 930 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:44,541 You will have to spend almost the amount that was due for engagement. 931 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:46,583 Assume that the girl ran away after getting engaged. 932 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:50,250 -Otherwise, forget it. -No... one minute 933 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:57,541 "Come in. I was waiting for you... " 934 00:53:59,791 --> 00:54:00,750 How is it? 935 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,750 This is the first time, I have brought you to a foreign land. 936 00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:05,666 I wouldn't have let you be uneasy at the guest house, now. 937 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,708 It's my duty to take care of you. 938 00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:11,875 You may be the Senior Constable of Punjab Police, but you are my love after all. 939 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,500 I spent everything I had saved since childhood on you. 940 00:54:17,416 --> 00:54:19,541 I had been working in the brickyard during my childhood. 941 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:23,666 I may have ruined my childhood, but please ensure that my youth is not ruined. 942 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:29,333 My childhood.... my childhood. 943 00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:32,000 Oh my God! 944 00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:33,791 That hanging swing in the UK has evoked childhood memories. 945 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:41,833 The crow bites when you lie. 946 00:54:42,291 --> 00:54:46,250 I fed it so it wouldn't bite me. 947 00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,875 Come on, Miss Sr Constable. Come on. 948 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,250 Come on. Let's have some fun. 949 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:52,458 Dear... 950 00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:58,291 I must have done some good deeds that I found someone who loves me truly. 951 00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:00,083 I'm enjoying here. 952 00:55:00,291 --> 00:55:04,125 I should make the flatbreads till we get married. 953 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:06,666 Or he might run away. 954 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:15,458 Miss Sr Constable, I'll be upset. 955 00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:17,083 Assign me some duty. What should I do? 956 00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:20,458 No worries. It's just a few flatbreads. I'll manage on my own. 957 00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:24,000 But you had said we will do it together. 958 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:26,750 You are fulfilling the role of a man so well. 959 00:55:27,416 --> 00:55:29,208 Allow me to fulfil the role of a woman. 960 00:55:31,583 --> 00:55:34,041 She is amazing. 961 00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:38,000 But the issue is not about the flatbreads; it's about money. 962 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,458 If only you were accepting bribes, 963 00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:42,375 I wouldn't have to return the engagement ring. 964 00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:44,541 Mother wouldn't warmly welcome you into our home. 965 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,500 Instead, she'd throw the traditional pot at your face. 966 00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:05,666 I have fallen for you 967 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,541 We have to go tomorrow to find the girl. 968 00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:08,416 Do you have a plan? 969 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:11,666 Miss Sr Constable, we will go our separate ways to find the girl. 970 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,708 You go to the police station. 971 00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:16,041 Meanwhile, I've circulated her photo in the 'Bad Boys' & 'Flirty at 30 ' chat Groups. 972 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:18,916 Boys are quite aware of the girls around them. 973 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,625 And Bristol is as small as malout. Don't worry. 974 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,583 Okay. 975 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,750 Do not worry at all. 976 00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:31,666 Punjab police has fallen in... 977 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,041 Of all places, who knew we'd meet here? 978 00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:38,208 Your goodwill has come to your aid. 979 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:41,833 If you were the Principal who mistreated me, you would have seen how I'd deal with you. 980 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:50,041 Aunty is quite a gossipmonger. 981 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:54,833 I have fallen in love with you. 982 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:00,625 Mallika... 983 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:01,750 Hey, she is my first love. 984 00:57:01,791 --> 00:57:04,250 My beloved. 985 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,583 -Greetings, brother. -Oh my God. 986 00:57:06,625 --> 00:57:08,125 She is Mallika and I am the owner. 987 00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:10,250 Not her owner but that of this food joint. 988 00:57:10,291 --> 00:57:12,458 Welcome to Lehnda Punjab. 989 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,916 Classic films have their own charm. 990 00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:17,333 They never get boring no matter how many times you watch them. 991 00:57:17,416 --> 00:57:19,875 I have seen the film, Murder exactly 475 times. 992 00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:22,041 Whom does she kill in the film? 993 00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:23,416 The audience. 994 00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:26,958 Thank God, I did not watch. 995 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:29,541 She is very picky in that matter. 996 00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:31,541 Come in, brother. 997 00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:33,666 Welcome, brother. Welcome. 998 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,166 Be seated, brother. 999 00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:36,958 We will not serve anything wrong to our brother. 1000 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:37,791 Tell me, what should I get. 1001 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:40,000 Hello ma'am, Welcome to Chadhda Punjab 1002 00:57:40,083 --> 00:57:41,500 Do you want to order something? 1003 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:42,833 God is great. 1004 00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:44,916 God gave me carrots including the shovel. 1005 00:57:44,958 --> 00:57:46,458 That is alright but we wouldn't be able to serve you 1006 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,833 Bhindi Do Pyaza with carrots and shovel. 1007 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:49,458 Who is she? 1008 00:57:49,541 --> 00:57:51,500 She is Daisy. She is no carrot. 1009 00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,083 She is like an Eggplant. Disliked by everybody. 1010 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:54,750 Even we don't talk to her. 1011 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,250 Brother, even we have abundant beauty. 1012 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,958 Dear, call Mumtaz and Noor Jahan. 1013 00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:01,083 Noor Jahan and Mumtaz. 1014 00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:02,708 Come on, fast. 1015 00:58:02,791 --> 00:58:04,750 - Look he has already left. - To hell with your beauty. 1016 00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:05,875 -Hello. -Hey 1017 00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:15,125 Here is your coffee and grilled sandwich. 1018 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:16,708 -Thank you so much. -Enjoy. 1019 00:58:25,791 --> 00:58:27,208 -Hello. -Hello. 1020 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:29,000 Fateh Singh? 1021 00:58:29,791 --> 00:58:32,666 Fateh Singh? No, I am Gurpratap Singh Kohli. 1022 00:58:34,291 --> 00:58:37,500 Weren't you on the children's bus at Guru Harkishan School? 1023 00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:40,583 Bus? No. I am a private jet pilot. 1024 00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:42,875 I think there is some misunderstanding. 1025 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:43,875 Menu please. 1026 00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:45,291 -Sorry. -Thank you. 1027 00:58:46,625 --> 00:58:47,625 Chadhda Punjab. 1028 00:58:47,916 --> 00:58:50,250 Sorry, but you bear a striking resemblance to someone I know. 1029 00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:53,291 Anyways, Welcome to Chadhda Punjab. 1030 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,750 Seems like you do not get along well with the with the restaurant owners next door. 1031 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:58,333 Who has ever gotten along with their neighbours? 1032 00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:00,666 What is your good name? 1033 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:01,708 Daisy. 1034 00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:02,750 Daisy. 1035 00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:06,291 At the university where I used to take my private jet, 1036 00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:08,458 I remember a kindergarten teacher named 1037 00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:10,208 Divjot Kaur. 1038 00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:12,458 God knows when she became Daisy. 1039 00:59:16,666 --> 00:59:17,291 Sit down. 1040 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,375 Look at her hearty laughter. 1041 00:59:19,416 --> 00:59:21,125 You both stand here with a dead face. 1042 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:23,041 Laugh. Laugh. 1043 00:59:25,958 --> 00:59:26,791 Stop. 1044 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:27,875 Quiet. 1045 00:59:28,291 --> 00:59:29,208 Uncle, stop them. 1046 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,833 Otherwise, the ones sitting inside will also run away. 1047 00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:32,833 Have you won the lottery that you're laughing so loudly? 1048 00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:37,416 You fooled me for so long. 1049 00:59:37,583 --> 00:59:38,750 What brought you here? 1050 00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,625 There is no work in India. 1051 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:42,875 I have come here illegally via dunki route to find some work. 1052 00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:48,333 Till you do not get a good job, you can join me here. 1053 00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:50,458 I have to do all the work alone. 1054 00:59:50,541 --> 00:59:51,625 You can help me. 1055 00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:52,791 Can this happen? 1056 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,083 If you like. 1057 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,458 I can start from today. 1058 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,541 -Okay, I will show you the place. -Come. Let's go. 1059 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,125 Come. Come. 1060 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:06,208 Here are the documents. See. 1061 01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:10,125 This is the girl, Divjot Kaur. We need your help. 1062 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:12,541 Okay. 1063 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:16,083 Teacher we closed our restaurant so early. 1064 01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:17,250 There was so much footfall in the other one. 1065 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,583 Ours is not doing that well. Earlier it used to run well. 1066 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:24,083 The purposely opened theirs next to mine. 1067 01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:27,000 And lured all the customers away. 1068 01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:30,500 What brought you here? 1069 01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:34,541 I deceived someone by promising to marry him. 1070 01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:37,750 Got him to spend 35 lakhs 1071 01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:41,750 But I had no other option. 1072 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:44,208 I am from a poor family but I have my desires and dreams. 1073 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,625 I have to take care of my family and fulfil my dreams as well. 1074 01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:49,625 Couldn't make a livelihood while working at the school. 1075 01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:51,708 I used to get a mere salary of 10000/- 1076 01:00:52,541 --> 01:00:54,958 I had no money to go abroad on my own. 1077 01:00:55,625 --> 01:00:57,458 Couldn't even get a good job despite being well educated. 1078 01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:00,208 What should a poor person do? There should be some way out. 1079 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,916 Will you marry him though? 1080 01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:06,875 -Sorry for being upfront with you -No, problem. 1081 01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,125 Slipped my mind since there is neither the school nor the bus 1082 01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:12,708 I wouldn't cheat him. I would return his money. 1083 01:01:13,791 --> 01:01:15,916 But I cannot marry him. 1084 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:19,375 He barely comes up to my waist. Moreover, I am not into him. 1085 01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:24,416 How come you didn't hesitate to share your truth with me? 1086 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:27,458 Nobody trusts anybody these days. 1087 01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:31,708 This work isn't profitable. 1088 01:01:32,250 --> 01:01:34,041 I can barely cover my expenses. 1089 01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:37,416 I'm considering closing it and finding a job instead. 1090 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:39,916 Don't shut it down. They opened in our neighbourhood. 1091 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:41,583 Now we will get under their skin. 1092 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,208 For how long can a poor person remain suppressed? 1093 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:46,500 Great! If we become profitable enough then 20% will be yours. 1094 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:49,083 Are you sure? 1095 01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:53,041 If that's the case, Chadhda Punjab will not just survive, but thrive. 1096 01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:55,250 -Chadhda Punjab will become quite profitable. -Really? 1097 01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:56,500 It will live up to its name. 1098 01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,625 20%? Are you sure? 1099 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:00,291 Yes. 1100 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:04,666 If our restaurant becomes popular, considering my 20% share, 1101 01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:06,875 how much do you think the monthly earnings would be? 1102 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:11,583 If we charge 15 pounds per person, even with 100 visitors a day, 1103 01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:13,208 That totals 1500 pounds. 1104 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,375 And 45,000 monthly 1105 01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:19,208 After deducting 25,000 for expenses, 20,000 remains. 1106 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,916 I get 20%, which is 4000 pounds. 1107 01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:27,166 If I multiply this by 100, it comes to 4 lakhs. 1108 01:02:28,041 --> 01:02:30,000 I have crossed the monthly earnings of an SSP. 1109 01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:35,416 Lala will not just make bangles for his mother but also a regal necklace. 1110 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:44,333 Aunt, we might have surpassed an SSP but I wouldn't be leaving the Sr Constable. 1111 01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:47,416 If you want to soar high in life, you need to stay humble. 1112 01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:49,000 And I am a good hearted person. 1113 01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:57,291 I don't love her but I don't want to die single. I must marry someone though, 1114 01:02:58,416 --> 01:02:59,750 So may it be with the Sr Constable. 1115 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:00,916 What are you up to? 1116 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:05,083 Nothing. I was just calculating how much money she ran away with. 1117 01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:12,041 Your friends call me brother-in-law. 1118 01:03:12,208 --> 01:03:13,125 This is great! 1119 01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,291 The Brits do candle night dinners. 1120 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:16,958 And we are having tea by the bonfire. 1121 01:03:17,041 --> 01:03:18,958 Culture, you know. Cheers. 1122 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:20,083 Cheers. 1123 01:03:23,541 --> 01:03:27,000 You are a Sr Constable only from 9 AM to 5 PM. 1124 01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:32,708 We should focus on building our personal life after that. 1125 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:35,708 After 5pm... 1126 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:40,166 After 5pm... , you are my beloved. 1127 01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:49,166 Are there still more men like him in Punjab? 1128 01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:51,083 They say men change after marriage. 1129 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:56,250 And here he is, even better after the engagement. Touchwood. 1130 01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,625 I have to keep the Senior Constable interested in me. 1131 01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:03,416 Her integrity and principles would send the teacher off to Punjab. 1132 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,791 And I wouldn't have my 20% share anymore & I'll have to leave the Sr Constable too. 1133 01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:10,291 And then everything I have planned would go down the drain. 1134 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:12,500 For now, I'll just keep flattering her and showering her with love. 1135 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:16,583 My dear, you must be feeling cold. 1136 01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:22,500 Look at that eucalyptus tree with its leaves spread out like peacock feathers 1137 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:24,875 And the ones we have back home, 1138 01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:26,875 shoot straight up into the sky, as if they are poking into God's navel. 1139 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:28,375 Isn't it, dear? 1140 01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:39,875 Partner these tables and chairs are for serving pizzas and coffee. 1141 01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:44,625 If we are to serve tea and parathas then we need traditional charpoys here. 1142 01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:48,833 "O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad" 1143 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,583 "O Juliet, everything looks bad. " 1144 01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:01,375 "O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad" 1145 01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:05,375 "O Juliet, everything looks bad. " 1146 01:05:05,458 --> 01:05:09,250 "O Juliet, you took it to the next level. " 1147 01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:13,208 "O Juliet, with whom were you dancing?" 1148 01:05:13,416 --> 01:05:17,291 "O Juliet, who was that British guy with you" 1149 01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:21,291 "Was he your Bro or an acquaintance?" 1150 01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:25,375 "O Juliet, he doesn't seem to be your brother. " 1151 01:05:25,416 --> 01:05:29,416 "O Juliet, he doesn't appear to be shy. " 1152 01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:33,333 "O Juliet, I suspect something fishy. " 1153 01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:39,375 "O Juliet I think you are about to leave me. " 1154 01:05:42,416 --> 01:05:45,750 Uncle, we too need to showcase our culture at the our restaurant. 1155 01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:49,666 I suggest we should perform Qawwali. 1156 01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:52,458 Qawwali? Are We Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan? 1157 01:05:52,666 --> 01:05:54,333 Even our bellies aren't like that of Qawwals. 1158 01:05:54,375 --> 01:05:55,583 Let's perform Qawwali! 1159 01:05:55,791 --> 01:05:58,166 I suggest let's call Khushboo and Nidha from Pakistan. 1160 01:05:58,416 --> 01:05:59,291 What will they do here? 1161 01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:03,666 When they'll sing 'why don't you tease me, from where I tell you to do so?', 1162 01:06:03,791 --> 01:06:05,500 You won't be able to imagine the rush that will come here. 1163 01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:09,500 "She wants a mansion and a luxury car" 1164 01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:14,000 "On the other hand, there's no food to eat, your Romeo is on the streets" 1165 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:17,541 "You sleep late nowadays, and open the gate at midnight" 1166 01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:22,000 "Tell me who were you waiting for at the crossroad" 1167 01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:26,125 "O Juliet, who gifted you a Lamborghini?" 1168 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:30,125 "O Juliet, why are the windows of car tinted?" 1169 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:34,208 "O Juliet, did you get engaged?" 1170 01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:38,125 "O Juliet, shoot me in the head. " 1171 01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:41,958 "O Juliet, this intoxication will kill me" 1172 01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:46,583 "O Juliet your drink has alcohol" 1173 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:21,000 "You have as much intoxication as nine bottles' worth. " 1174 01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:25,166 "And I down them in one breath. " 1175 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:28,958 "Intoxicated, you dance with a bottle on your head. " 1176 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:33,375 "Your voice has grown hoarse on the dance floor. " 1177 01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:37,458 "O Juliet, stop drinking scotch. " 1178 01:07:37,541 --> 01:07:41,500 "O Juliet, just think about yourself. " 1179 01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:45,458 "O Juliet, you leap over walls. " 1180 01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:49,458 "O Juliet, you resemble a serpent. " 1181 01:07:49,541 --> 01:07:53,458 "O Juliet, your Jatt cries in the night" 1182 01:07:53,541 --> 01:07:57,458 "O Juliet, my dad curses me" 1183 01:07:57,541 --> 01:08:01,541 "O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad" 1184 01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:05,458 "O Juliet, everything looks bad. " 1185 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:09,500 "O Juliet, who was that British guy with you" 1186 01:08:09,541 --> 01:08:13,458 "O Juliet, who gifted you a Lamborghini?" 1187 01:08:13,541 --> 01:08:17,791 "O Juliet, why are the windows of car tinted?" 1188 01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:28,166 Okay. 1189 01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:32,000 Here's your food. 1190 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,208 Hi. 1191 01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:37,125 -Here is the menu. -Thank you. 1192 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:43,958 Amritsari Naan with chickpeas and butter, hurray! Hurray! 1193 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:47,625 Thanks. 1194 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,625 Don't be subdued by her presence. Embrace your inner Kader Khan instead. 1195 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:06,416 Is this a joke? 1196 01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:11,958 Sorry, Lady Gaga. I thought you were mute. 1197 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,125 That is why I was taking your order in sign language. 1198 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:16,458 When did you learn sign language? 1199 01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:20,125 As a child, I learned from my eldest mother who couldn't speak. 1200 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:21,375 What are you doing here? 1201 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,000 This is my restaurant. I am the owner 1202 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:26,291 Fateh, stop messing with me. The girl cannot be found. 1203 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:28,333 Which girl? Who Fateh Singh? 1204 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,083 I am Gurpratap Singh Kohli. 1205 01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,791 I think there has been some misunderstanding. 1206 01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:34,916 Have you not come with me from Punjab? 1207 01:09:34,958 --> 01:09:37,166 Punjab? I have never been to Punjab. 1208 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:38,875 I was born and brought up here. I am a local. 1209 01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:41,041 -Really? -My father never took me to Punjab. 1210 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:43,458 He used to take my youngest stepmother to Punjab but never took us. 1211 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:46,125 Okay. So you're the eldest mother's son? 1212 01:09:46,166 --> 01:09:47,625 No, the middle one's 1213 01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:49,125 Father married thrice. 1214 01:09:49,916 --> 01:09:51,666 -Three. -Really? 1215 01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:52,708 Yes. 1216 01:09:52,916 --> 01:09:53,875 Should I show you something? 1217 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:55,083 Yes, of course. 1218 01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:58,875 Look at him. 1219 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,416 Look carefully. 1220 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,083 Don't you resemble him? 1221 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:07,333 May be your mother was having an affair with his father. 1222 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,833 She gave birth to an illegitimate son, 1223 01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:12,250 and the nurse set him adrift on the river in a basket. 1224 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:13,583 Your brother. 1225 01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,541 Look, the resemblance is uncanny. 1226 01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:17,125 Let me see... 1227 01:10:17,166 --> 01:10:18,416 -Look. -Let me see. 1228 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:20,791 Oh my god. He's so cute. 1229 01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:24,208 I want to meet him. Arrange for us to meet someday. 1230 01:10:24,416 --> 01:10:26,416 Why not? Let's make it happen now. 1231 01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:30,833 The phone is ringing. 1232 01:10:34,166 --> 01:10:35,166 What is going on? 1233 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:38,791 Miss Sr. Constable, I apologize. I was on a secret mission. 1234 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,750 The police force is also like the soldiers of our country. 1235 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,250 We too have some responsibility towards the country. 1236 01:10:42,375 --> 01:10:44,583 Look at that, a Pakistani restaurant. 1237 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:46,333 They were overpowering the Indian restaurant. 1238 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:47,916 I was standing firmly at the front. 1239 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:50,625 My would-be wife is a working woman. 1240 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:52,416 We both have to share the load and make flatbreads. 1241 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:55,333 Here I learnt to make flatbreads while also outperforming the neighbours. 1242 01:10:55,458 --> 01:10:58,666 I have proven myself in my duties for my country and wife. 1243 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:06,166 Buy me a silver anklet 1244 01:11:06,291 --> 01:11:09,875 Quickly, friends! The British woman is requesting traditional Punjabi sweets. 1245 01:11:10,541 --> 01:11:12,250 -Who is she? -Who? 1246 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:15,583 -Her. Who is she? -Buy me silver anklet. 1247 01:11:16,041 --> 01:11:18,500 Give it over there and to her as well. 1248 01:11:18,583 --> 01:11:22,125 Who is she? She is the owner of this restaurant. 1249 01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:23,291 She is the daughter of our country. 1250 01:11:23,333 --> 01:11:25,458 Helping our country's daughter is like helping the country itself. 1251 01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:30,375 After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid. 1252 01:11:33,666 --> 01:11:34,708 Miss Sr Constable, please listen to me. 1253 01:11:39,291 --> 01:11:41,458 -Liar, fraud... -Pooja, I will get hurt. 1254 01:11:42,791 --> 01:11:45,291 Hand it over to me, I'll make round flatbreads for you. 1255 01:11:45,375 --> 01:11:47,625 Oh, you just wait and see. I'll show you how I make fritters. 1256 01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:49,958 Tell me, what is the affair between the two of you? 1257 01:11:50,166 --> 01:11:50,958 Affair between us? -Yes. 1258 01:11:51,041 --> 01:11:53,083 Nothing is happening between the two of us. I am protector not a predator. 1259 01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:55,666 Besides, I am already taken. 1260 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:57,916 You taught me to stand up for women 1261 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,250 because men have historically dominated them. 1262 01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:00,875 Why else would I involve myself with other women? 1263 01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:02,500 You taught, and I learned. 1264 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:05,833 The credit goes to you, dear, for teaching me such valuable lessons. 1265 01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:07,041 Earlier on, I was a male chauvinist. 1266 01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:10,500 What about the task we've come here to fulfil? 1267 01:12:10,583 --> 01:12:13,583 You only taught me that humanity supersedes any other mission. 1268 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,500 That girl has also been oppressed by the male-dominated society. 1269 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:20,583 I feel ashamed to be part of the male community. 1270 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,708 I want to quit. 1271 01:12:22,791 --> 01:12:24,541 I want to quit. -Keep quiet. 1272 01:12:24,875 --> 01:12:27,291 Be upfront about it, What is going on between the two of you? 1273 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:28,125 Nothing at all. 1274 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:29,333 Tell me... 1275 01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:35,000 Someone is outside. 1276 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:38,500 Just wait. I will not spare you today. 1277 01:12:42,875 --> 01:12:43,958 Hello. 1278 01:12:45,791 --> 01:12:49,416 Sorry officer. She is not a criminal but a social media star in India. 1279 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:51,291 Bhabhi Ranjit Kaur 1280 01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:55,125 I'm winking at you. Here's a kiss for you. 1281 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:58,458 Look, here she is. Have a look. 1282 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:04,041 I returned after 12 years and brought you a sack of potatoes. 1283 01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:07,208 O my British man! I love you my dear British man. 1284 01:13:07,291 --> 01:13:09,375 I'm winking at you. Here's a kiss for you. 1285 01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:11,916 I don't know whether it is Thursday or Friday but here's Ranjit Kaur's kiss. 1286 01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:27,500 Open it! Open! 1287 01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:30,750 So, we've come to catch that girl from Chadhda Punjab 1288 01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:31,916 And you swapped the photos. 1289 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:32,875 -No. -Yes. 1290 01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:34,416 It could be that the girl bears a resemblance to Bhabhi. 1291 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:35,333 She is a celebrity after all. 1292 01:13:35,416 --> 01:13:36,666 You come of the your aunt's house, first. 1293 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:39,166 I have come to my aunt. Let the aunt and nephew talk. 1294 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:40,333 We will talk tomorrow. Bye. 1295 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,500 Tell me honestly, who is that girl? 1296 01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,041 Yes, aunt. 1297 01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:46,375 Do your in-laws trouble you? 1298 01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:49,458 Go away. You are annoying me. 1299 01:13:50,416 --> 01:13:51,291 So aunt, 1300 01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:53,333 uncle must be on his way. 1301 01:13:54,166 --> 01:13:55,458 Go away. Why are you standing here? 1302 01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:12,291 Will you thrash me if I tell the truth? 1303 01:14:13,791 --> 01:14:16,291 She was a teacher in the school where I worked. 1304 01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:17,708 Amazing. 1305 01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:20,833 Is she your old girlfriend? 1306 01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:22,250 When did I say girlfriend? 1307 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,291 She was a teacher there and I was a conductor. We came from different worlds. 1308 01:14:26,541 --> 01:14:27,500 Are you regretting it? 1309 01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:28,875 Why would I regret it? 1310 01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,625 I am telling you the truth. There is nothing between us. 1311 01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:36,250 She is my business partner. 1312 01:14:36,541 --> 01:14:39,541 There was no need to intentionally insert the word 'business' in between. 1313 01:14:39,833 --> 01:14:42,416 Own it that she is your partner. 1314 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:45,625 I thought you were willing to take bribes 1315 01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:48,208 and that together we could make loads of money. 1316 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,833 But you turned out to be parched. 1317 01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:51,291 What? 1318 01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:53,166 Dry like a desert. 1319 01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:56,500 Our wet palms are always eager to be greased 1320 01:14:57,541 --> 01:15:02,375 I got anxious and thought about breaking off the relationship. 1321 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:06,583 But then I got 20% share in the restaurant. 1322 01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:09,500 I thought once I have saved enough money, I will marry you. 1323 01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:11,041 This way, you wouldn't have to leave your life of integrity 1324 01:15:11,125 --> 01:15:12,333 and Mom and I will be happy with the money. 1325 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:13,500 Happy family. 1326 01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,625 As if I call potato a tomato? 1327 01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:20,666 Really, Do you stammer? You didn't tell me that. 1328 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:22,666 What will we do about that now? 1329 01:15:22,916 --> 01:15:25,666 You talk to your aunt all night. 1330 01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:28,333 What? Miss Sr Constable. 1331 01:15:28,541 --> 01:15:29,791 -Pooja... -Good night. 1332 01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:31,000 No, dear. 1333 01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:36,458 Dear, Miss Sr Constable, hello. Hello. Miss Sr Constable.. 1334 01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:38,000 Was last night's case resolved? 1335 01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:40,500 Yes, I filed an unofficial report and sent them off. 1336 01:15:40,583 --> 01:15:41,708 Sir, we have found the girl. 1337 01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:43,416 -She runs a restaurant here. -Yes. 1338 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:46,458 He had been misleading me for the last few days. He was helping her. 1339 01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:49,208 She is lying. I didn't mislead her. 1340 01:15:49,291 --> 01:15:50,750 The girl was found through my strategic planning, sir. 1341 01:15:50,833 --> 01:15:53,833 Sr Constable had put posters of Bhabhi Ranjit Kaur in England. 1342 01:15:53,916 --> 01:15:57,125 -Is it? -She had made a mockery of me in the Boys chat groups. 1343 01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:58,583 Memes are being made on Punjab police, sir. 1344 01:15:58,666 --> 01:16:00,083 When other police forces find almonds, 1345 01:16:00,166 --> 01:16:01,458 Punjab Police finds chickpeas. 1346 01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:03,708 Punjab Police is good for nothing. 1347 01:16:03,791 --> 01:16:05,500 Sr Constable has insulted us. 1348 01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:06,916 He is talking nonsense, sir. 1349 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:11,166 He was wearing a Bhangra costume and dancing like Pammi Bai. 1350 01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:13,625 She is lying through her teeth. 1351 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,375 I exhausted myself washing the dishes to find the girl 1352 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,500 She created a ruckus and ruined the entire mission. 1353 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,750 She ate food in front of me and didn't offer me once. 1354 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,833 I am a low level employee and I am being dominated. 1355 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,625 No worries. My day will come when I'll be promoted to an inspector. 1356 01:16:24,708 --> 01:16:25,500 No problem. 1357 01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:27,291 -I was telling you that... -She is pulling the wire... 1358 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,208 Pulling the wire. Look, it has shut down. 1359 01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:30,500 -Are you out of your mind? -Are you? 1360 01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:32,166 Why must personal matters be brought into the workspace? 1361 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:33,958 You are the one who brought office matters home. 1362 01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:36,083 Why are you a Senior Constable and not a lawyer? 1363 01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:38,666 -Listen to me. -Don't touch me. 1364 01:16:38,750 --> 01:16:41,083 Don't push me... don't push me. 1365 01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:43,250 If I push you, you'll crash into the tree. 1366 01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:45,958 If I push, you will fall in Punjab. 1367 01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:48,041 If I push, you will land on Moon. 1368 01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:50,500 If I push, you will be out of the solar system. 1369 01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:51,750 -Push. -You push. 1370 01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:53,791 Push, let me go and see India's Chandrayan. 1371 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,291 -You push. -Push. 1372 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,333 -Just push and see. -You too. 1373 01:16:57,416 --> 01:16:57,875 You push. 1374 01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:01,666 Sir, keep them together. Do not let them come back. 1375 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:03,500 Fuel the fire. 1376 01:17:03,583 --> 01:17:06,125 Put them in the same bucket like crabs and watch them claw each other. 1377 01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:09,666 We'd just have to pull the strings 1378 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:12,125 Once they break up. 1379 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:16,166 Who would want to be with the madam? She'd be all yours after that. 1380 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:20,833 Maddi, you are the best constable of Punjab police. 1381 01:17:20,916 --> 01:17:22,500 -Push. -You push. 1382 01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:23,958 -You push. -Just touch me and I'll show you. 1383 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:27,500 -Sir. -Hello. 1384 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:28,500 Victory to India, sir. 1385 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,875 Well done, Pooja. Keep a watch on this girl. 1386 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:33,916 You need not come back yet. 1387 01:17:34,166 --> 01:17:37,166 There is another case and I will let you know the plan. 1388 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,708 Sir, we have found the girl. Shall we bring her home till then? 1389 01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,166 You! 1390 01:17:41,416 --> 01:17:44,708 You leap at every opportunity you get, like a frog. 1391 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,708 You've shown your true colours. "Shall we bring her home?" 1392 01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:50,625 It was a joke. I was kidding. 1393 01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:53,833 We could have laughed. There's no need to argue over everything. 1394 01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:58,583 You should be ashamed, you grey cat. 1395 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,958 You locked me in her house and later she called uncle over. 1396 01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:06,416 I begged him a lot but uncle did not spare me. 1397 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,791 He swatted me a hundred times, counting it all as one. 1398 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,250 And you still don't believe me. 1399 01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:13,791 Let me ask you something. How did you know 1400 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,875 she had a restaurant before coming here? 1401 01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:17,208 That is a good point, Miss lawyer. 1402 01:18:17,791 --> 01:18:20,958 She did me a favour back in school, so that's why I helped her. 1403 01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,125 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 1404 01:18:22,458 --> 01:18:23,583 I am 30 years old. 1405 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,500 It would take me 30 years to tell you about everything. 1406 01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:28,083 You are 34 years old. Even that calls for another 34 years. 1407 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:30,750 That adds up to 64 years. Do we even have that much time? 1408 01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:32,666 Is marriage meant for all of this? 1409 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,166 Women are more curious about knowing everything 1410 01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:35,375 about a person than Dharamraj, the God of Death. 1411 01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:38,875 Women invented the words why, when, where, and how. 1412 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:40,333 I am telling you everything now. Do you believe me? 1413 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,500 You've been caught now 1414 01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:43,708 Caught? Am I a thief? 1415 01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:44,916 I am an employee. 1416 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,375 Our relationship feels like a police investigation. 1417 01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:49,916 -Do you want to hear everything? -Yes. 1418 01:18:50,541 --> 01:18:51,375 Listen. 1419 01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:55,791 In 1994, Sardar Balraaj Singh and Mrs. Paramjit Kaur welcomed 1420 01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:57,416 a bright son into their lives. 1421 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:58,833 who was named Fateh Singh. 1422 01:18:59,041 --> 01:19:01,500 -And in childhood... -Enough. Leave it. 1423 01:19:02,291 --> 01:19:03,333 A man will be a man 1424 01:19:03,416 --> 01:19:04,375 I don't know about "man will be man, " 1425 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:05,541 but one thing is certain: a woman will always be a woman. 1426 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:08,208 Look, dear, there's nothing a man truly possesses. 1427 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:09,708 All the power rests in the hands of women. 1428 01:19:09,791 --> 01:19:12,250 A man is like this magnet, 1429 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:17,958 and a woman can make him dance to her tune. 1430 01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:19,791 If she pushes him too far, 1431 01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:26,750 He may seek shelter elsewhere. 1432 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,833 Once he connects with someone new, 1433 01:19:29,916 --> 01:19:33,375 No matter how hard you try, he won't return. 1434 01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:36,291 This is not me saying but science. 1435 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:38,750 Another thing is, if a woman keeps a man with love, 1436 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:40,541 he won't go anywhere, 1437 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:42,833 Even if many other women come his way. Just like this. 1438 01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:45,583 That magnet is small. 1439 01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:48,583 Point to be noted, Miss lawyer. Even she is young. 1440 01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:53,958 If we repeatedly stop a child from playing in the mud 1441 01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:55,458 his curiosity about it increases, 1442 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:57,541 wondering what is there in mud that everyone is stopping him. 1443 01:19:57,625 --> 01:20:00,333 However, if we ask him to play in the mud and let him get hurt. 1444 01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:01,791 he will likely avoid playing there again. 1445 01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:04,791 It's not me saying it but a lesson from moral education. 1446 01:20:05,416 --> 01:20:06,333 Look at Birju. 1447 01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:09,000 Despite his father mortgaging all his possessions to Lala 1448 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:12,291 Birju's sole focus was on retrieving his mother's bangles 1449 01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,708 A man's life is dedicated to a woman. 1450 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,625 This isn't my opinion. We learn this from films. 1451 01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:19,916 Okay. 1452 01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:23,291 I understood your dedication. 1453 01:20:23,375 --> 01:20:25,541 Thank God dear you understood 1454 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,625 I was scared that you might be one of those women 1455 01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:30,500 who trouble men to the core, yet do not believe the truth. 1456 01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:33,291 A man may pour out his heart, yet they do not believe even an ounce of it. 1457 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,791 What even are these women? 1458 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,583 You are truly my better half. 1459 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,625 Have her tie the sacred thread. 1460 01:20:43,416 --> 01:20:44,666 -What? -Yes, 1461 01:20:45,125 --> 01:20:46,291 My lesser half. 1462 01:20:46,791 --> 01:20:47,708 What do you mean? 1463 01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:50,208 -Fateh. -Poor, Bhabhi 1464 01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:53,333 Fateh, I was wrong to doubt you, so I am the one to be blamed. 1465 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:54,500 Thank God. 1466 01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:56,333 Have her tie a sacred thread around you. 1467 01:20:56,541 --> 01:20:57,625 I cannot let her tie the sacred thread. 1468 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:01,958 I can swear on anyone, but I cannot let her tie a sacred thread to me. 1469 01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:04,791 What's the issue with getting the sacred thread tied? 1470 01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:06,500 Because it's a brothers and sisters thing. 1471 01:21:06,791 --> 01:21:08,125 Don't ruin the sanctity of it. 1472 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,583 Now let not women tell men from whom to get sacred thread tied. 1473 01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:13,291 Well, that's just amazing. You've kicked societal norms in the foot. 1474 01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:16,833 Why don't you say that your motives have changed after coming here? 1475 01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:18,458 You just see her money. 1476 01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,875 You must have multiplied everything by 100. 1477 01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:23,375 How do you know? Aunt must have snitched on me. 1478 01:21:23,708 --> 01:21:25,125 You women must have gotten together, right? 1479 01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:28,125 Uncle has scratched my back and made a painting on it. 1480 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,708 I'm telling you, I'm not interested in her. 1481 01:21:30,916 --> 01:21:33,500 If you keep insisting on the mud, 1482 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:35,625 then surely the kid would want to go and try it. 1483 01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:38,458 When the old man has the option to marry a younger woman, 1484 01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:39,500 why would he pursue an older woman? 1485 01:21:44,041 --> 01:21:45,666 Of course you'll find me old now. 1486 01:21:46,208 --> 01:21:47,916 You desire a young woman for yourself. 1487 01:21:48,041 --> 01:21:51,250 What are you saying? If we men would have said it, 1488 01:21:51,333 --> 01:21:52,958 then whole feminist brigade 1489 01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:54,333 would have labelled us as perverts. 1490 01:21:55,958 --> 01:22:00,375 It is just a proverb. I called myself old too. 1491 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,708 Is an old man a five year old? 1492 01:22:02,958 --> 01:22:06,000 I called you a wise woman. She lacks maturity, whereas you are mature. 1493 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,000 A person doesn't switch sides in their sleep as quickly 1494 01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:09,375 as you change the subject of arguments. 1495 01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:10,500 You're strange. 1496 01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:12,666 I am not changing the topic, you are. 1497 01:22:13,291 --> 01:22:14,500 I was talking about the sacred thread. 1498 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:15,416 Do one thing. 1499 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,041 You buy bales of wool 1500 01:22:17,125 --> 01:22:19,083 and ask every girl who passes by to tie a scared thread to me. 1501 01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:20,750 And knit a sweater on my arm. Here it is. 1502 01:22:22,416 --> 01:22:26,125 I was okay with you being an 80 on 100. I arranged for all the expenses on my own. 1503 01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:28,916 I thought you loved me so I will marry you. 1504 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,416 I don't love you. 1505 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,625 I was lured in by the fact that you are handsome 1506 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:36,666 That our kids would be good-looking and they would get great marriage proposals. 1507 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,625 Would not have to suffer the same fate as my brothers. 1508 01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:42,500 Keep our argument aside, you called me handsome. Say it again. 1509 01:22:43,416 --> 01:22:45,833 Okay, everything was fake. 1510 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,666 And here I had already thought of our kids' names. Gosh! 1511 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:55,833 -You loved me. What happened to you? -I did not love you. 1512 01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:57,791 I thought this was the best way to cut corners and succeed. 1513 01:22:57,875 --> 01:22:59,791 That you would assign me a duty according to my preference. 1514 01:23:02,708 --> 01:23:03,500 Oh! 1515 01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:07,541 Don't say that. You are the same as well. We are on same page. 1516 01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:09,750 Fine. 1517 01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:10,750 Okay, fine. 1518 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,541 Hello, hello, Fateh. 1519 01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:37,125 -Yes, mother. -How is my son? 1520 01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:39,041 A marriage proposal worth 35 lakhs has come. 1521 01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:42,583 They will also provide walnut wood furniture. 1522 01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:47,583 Did you return the ring? 1523 01:23:47,791 --> 01:23:50,166 I will return it, mother. There is no point keeping it with me. 1524 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:53,791 Okay dear, return it. It will be good riddance. 1525 01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:55,500 Okay, mother. 1526 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:13,458 Neither she loves you nor she has money. What are you getting? Peanuts? 1527 01:24:14,333 --> 01:24:15,791 The teacher can at least cook. 1528 01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:18,583 You aren't thinking straight. 1529 01:24:20,833 --> 01:24:22,166 Do you love her? 1530 01:24:24,750 --> 01:24:25,750 No, right? 1531 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,333 I don't. Not at all. 1532 01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:31,541 I don't love her at all. 1533 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:34,583 Even she doesn't love me. 1534 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:50,666 Baby, you did not say bye to me before leaving. 1535 01:24:51,416 --> 01:24:53,625 My dear is working so hard. 1536 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:56,416 May God bless every woman with such a man. 1537 01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:58,166 I am so lucky. 1538 01:25:00,291 --> 01:25:02,666 -Sister... -Greetings. 1539 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:05,625 Greetings. Come here. 1540 01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:10,375 Your brother told me that you have a restaurant here. 1541 01:25:10,458 --> 01:25:12,291 I could not resist. I came running. 1542 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:14,583 Thought I'd meet my sister-in-law. 1543 01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:17,750 There is no need to be so surprised. 1544 01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:20,166 We are engaged. 1545 01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:24,500 Oh, didn't your brother tell you? 1546 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,916 Dear, didn't you tell your sister? 1547 01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:31,041 He is not my brother. We are just business partners. 1548 01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:35,250 Let Fateh know, if you wish to eat something. I will go and change. 1549 01:25:35,458 --> 01:25:36,583 It's time for us to start working. 1550 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:41,416 Even that vixen doesn't regard you as her brother. 1551 01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:43,625 But she told that we are business partners. 1552 01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,625 She doesn't regard you as her brother. 1553 01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:47,083 You won't get the sacred thread tied from her. 1554 01:25:47,166 --> 01:25:49,000 -Am I blind? -Calm down. 1555 01:25:49,458 --> 01:25:51,375 Let me explain everything to you. 1556 01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:55,375 There's a banyan tree, and a bird lives on it. Bird has made a nest on the tree. 1557 01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:58,041 Throughout the day, the bird moves from one branch to another. 1558 01:25:58,125 --> 01:25:59,541 But eventually the bird belongs to the tree only. 1559 01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:01,500 There is nowhere else for the bird to go except for the tree. 1560 01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:04,791 You are the tree in this story. And I am the bird. 1561 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:06,750 The Banyan tree has another characteristic 1562 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,583 that it doesn't let anything else grow under it. 1563 01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:10,666 So that the bird doesn't lose its way. 1564 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:15,333 Yet, grass grows around the roots of the tree. 1565 01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,125 The bird does notice it. 1566 01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:21,625 The bird does get distracted seeing the green grass. 1567 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,708 The bird agrees to that. But you are wise my dear. 1568 01:26:24,791 --> 01:26:27,125 It doesn't matter if the bird sits on the grass for some time. 1569 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,291 He cannot stay there forever. 1570 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:30,875 He must return to the tree because its nest is there. 1571 01:26:31,375 --> 01:26:33,916 From this Panchatantra story, we learn 1572 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,666 that the tree should understand the bird belongs to it. 1573 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,291 -Listen. -Yes. 1574 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:43,333 -The bird -Yes. 1575 01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:44,833 -And that grass... -Yes. 1576 01:26:44,916 --> 01:26:46,666 I wouldn't spare either of them. 1577 01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:51,083 I might not take her with me, but I will definitely take you. 1578 01:26:51,208 --> 01:26:52,000 But... 1579 01:26:52,125 --> 01:26:55,208 Baby, I will not let you stay with her. 1580 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:58,583 I will ensure that you are suspended from the police force. 1581 01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:01,916 If I don't reduce you back to just wiping off kids' snorts 1582 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:03,791 on that school bus of yours, then 1583 01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,458 I am not my father's daughter. 1584 01:27:06,541 --> 01:27:08,541 -Oh my God, you are such a sly woman. -Yes. 1585 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:11,291 And here I thought you were an 80 on 100. What an innocent soul I am. 1586 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,500 And you are such a clever woman. 1587 01:27:14,583 --> 01:27:18,375 Try to understand. This bird is very naive 1588 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:20,250 I don't even regard her as the green grass. 1589 01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:21,583 Is she green grass to you? 1590 01:27:24,041 --> 01:27:28,333 "Little Little Green Grass Little Green Grass. " 1591 01:27:28,416 --> 01:27:33,208 "Shining off the dew drops, little green grass. " 1592 01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:37,375 Listen, little green grass. 1593 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,875 Whatever partnership you two have, know this straight 1594 01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:42,500 that he is my fiance 1595 01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:44,000 We have here on a mission. 1596 01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:47,916 We've come to apprehend you for the 35 lakhs you absconded with. 1597 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,666 I instructed him to come close to you. 1598 01:27:50,750 --> 01:27:53,166 So brace yourself. 1599 01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:03,916 Uncle, their situation resembles that of a sandwich. 1600 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:06,166 son, a sandwich needs one cutlet and two slices of bread. 1601 01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,166 Here, it's one slice and two cutlets. 1602 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,041 Fateh, you've shattered my faith. 1603 01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:19,583 I revealed my entire truth to you. 1604 01:28:20,625 --> 01:28:22,916 It's because of people like you that nobody trusts easily. 1605 01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:26,416 You should have told the other day itself. 1606 01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:28,916 You shouldn't have toyed with my emotions like this.. 1607 01:28:31,250 --> 01:28:32,375 Teacher, listen to me. 1608 01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:36,666 You broke her faith. You should have told her. 1609 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:39,583 I am also devastated, but all you notice are her tears. 1610 01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:41,500 What will the bird do now? 1611 01:28:41,791 --> 01:28:44,166 Will he go to the grass or come back to the tree? 1612 01:28:44,541 --> 01:28:45,708 Death is inevitable for the bird now. 1613 01:28:45,916 --> 01:28:47,833 -Then it's better to die. -Senior Constable. 1614 01:28:49,125 --> 01:28:52,333 Daisy, I swear 1615 01:28:52,875 --> 01:28:55,708 I haven't come here as a police officer but as your partner. 1616 01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:57,416 Business partner. 1617 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:02,250 I think this new madam doesn't get along with them. 1618 01:29:02,625 --> 01:29:04,750 Should we keep her as our 20% partner? 1619 01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:06,958 She will take care of our restaurant's entertainment. 1620 01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:11,208 I am ready to give 80% if she takes care of the entertainment. 1621 01:29:11,958 --> 01:29:13,041 Madam, madam, 1622 01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:14,708 -Please listen, madam. -Excuse me, madam. 1623 01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:19,583 -Madam, one minute. Listen to us. -Look at this, madam. 1624 01:29:21,291 --> 01:29:23,416 Madam, look at this video. 1625 01:29:23,583 --> 01:29:26,583 Look at this form of art. Once you'd be on the stage performing this, 1626 01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:29,958 I am certain that the British will lay the Kohinoor at your feet. 1627 01:29:30,041 --> 01:29:32,166 We're quite frustrated with that clever Jatt as well. 1628 01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:34,541 The enemy's enemy is a friend. 1629 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:35,500 Let's shake hands. 1630 01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:37,916 Madam, don't dwell on it. We are offering you an opportunity. Here. 1631 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,416 The world would be at your feet. 1632 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:40,750 Sister, are you in police? 1633 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:41,958 How do you know? 1634 01:29:42,041 --> 01:29:43,666 Despite the partition and other differences, 1635 01:29:44,041 --> 01:29:46,208 the police forces in both countries operate similarly. 1636 01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:48,375 Our country's police force is as 'hospitable' 1637 01:29:48,458 --> 01:29:51,250 We have been thrashed hard in the police station. 1638 01:29:51,291 --> 01:29:54,041 I think you did not like our culture. 1639 01:29:54,125 --> 01:29:56,708 No problem. We will present our culture on our own. 1640 01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:58,666 If you say I can rub my nose on the ground 1641 01:29:58,750 --> 01:30:00,583 My nose is so big that rubbing it on the ground would create a trench. 1642 01:30:00,666 --> 01:30:01,708 Yes, sister. 1643 01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:07,375 Please take away this baton, but go ahead and thrash us as much as you like. 1644 01:30:07,458 --> 01:30:10,291 You can thrash him hard. I'm okay with the baton. 1645 01:30:10,375 --> 01:30:12,083 Take away the baton, please. I have to go and check my teapot on the stove. 1646 01:30:12,208 --> 01:30:16,125 The girl has wrecked our business by calling that boy. 1647 01:30:16,583 --> 01:30:18,958 You should thrash him not us. 1648 01:30:19,041 --> 01:30:20,166 He is right. 1649 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,875 How are you? My dear, you seem very happy today. 1650 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,208 Cut out the nonsense. 1651 01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:34,958 You're still wearing the ring I gave you 1652 01:30:35,375 --> 01:30:41,583 Some of my belongings are still in your possession. 1653 01:30:42,041 --> 01:30:46,000 But your things are fully packed and ready to go. 1654 01:30:47,916 --> 01:30:50,541 I have called over my friend from Punjab. 1655 01:30:51,583 --> 01:30:53,000 Friend? 1656 01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:00,583 Shampy? 1657 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:05,500 "Rented this house with hard-earned money" Wow. You lied to me about that too. Wow! 1658 01:31:06,708 --> 01:31:08,708 It's my friend's father who paid for it. 1659 01:31:09,041 --> 01:31:12,708 So, this house belongs to my friend. 1660 01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:20,291 We will handle your beloved teacher ourselves. Get out. 1661 01:31:22,625 --> 01:31:25,250 Don't do this. Where will I go? 1662 01:31:26,916 --> 01:31:29,958 After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid. 1663 01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:31,750 I will lose faith in this saying. 1664 01:31:35,541 --> 01:31:37,708 Punjabis always come to each other's aid. Speaking of which 1665 01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:42,833 the teacher mentioned she lives in a small house 1666 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:49,291 I think she has a single bed. 1667 01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:54,583 Having no other option, I'll have to adjust and sleep there. 1668 01:31:55,791 --> 01:31:57,375 I will position my head where her feet would be 1669 01:31:59,208 --> 01:32:01,166 and the teacher will place hers next to my feet. 1670 01:32:02,458 --> 01:32:05,708 After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid. 1671 01:32:06,708 --> 01:32:09,291 No problem, I will manage somehow. 1672 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:13,833 -Okay, Shampy. -No, I am not that merciless 1673 01:32:14,250 --> 01:32:16,166 There is no need to go through so much trouble. 1674 01:32:16,625 --> 01:32:20,833 After all, in a foreign country, Punjabis always come to each other's aid. 1675 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:22,583 You may stay here. 1676 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:27,791 You sleep in your room and I will take care of my friend. 1677 01:32:29,583 --> 01:32:33,166 He will place his head near my feet, and I will position mine near his feet. 1678 01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:37,958 Friend, what will you eat? 1679 01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:42,791 The dear son will eat radish paratha with butter. 1680 01:32:42,875 --> 01:32:44,583 After that, I'll have a cold drink. 1681 01:32:45,208 --> 01:32:46,041 No problem. 1682 01:32:48,583 --> 01:32:49,666 So sweet. 1683 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:52,541 -Radish paratha -Shall I grace you with a cold drink? 1684 01:32:52,750 --> 01:32:54,250 Did your father grow radish here? 1685 01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:59,208 Don't say anything to my father. Dare not. His dear son will bite you. 1686 01:32:59,291 --> 01:33:00,916 You dare not bite me. 1687 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,333 Listen to me. Don't try to get too cozy with her. 1688 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:05,208 There are CCTV cameras installed all around. 1689 01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:06,375 Don't listen to her. 1690 01:33:06,791 --> 01:33:08,375 If a photo of you is taken close to her 1691 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:10,125 then the teacher's case against you would be stronger. 1692 01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,750 Not only will you lose 35 lakhs, 1693 01:33:11,833 --> 01:33:13,250 but you'll also end up behind bars for cheating on her. 1694 01:33:15,625 --> 01:33:16,500 Rest, you know better. 1695 01:33:20,875 --> 01:33:24,375 God, please deliver this message to my father 1696 01:33:24,583 --> 01:33:31,291 His son would either be lucky to survive the freeze or be a frosty ice cream. 1697 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:37,250 I'll drop you to the restaurant and leave for the police station. 1698 01:33:37,333 --> 01:33:38,916 Be gentle with her. 1699 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,625 You will not get a better girl than her. 1700 01:33:40,916 --> 01:33:42,250 Moreover, this is your right. 1701 01:33:42,333 --> 01:33:44,250 The restaurant has been set up with your money. 1702 01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,125 The dear son wants to go on a ride. 1703 01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,666 I will take you on the ride as well. 1704 01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:50,416 -Are you listening to me or not? -Give some change for beer 1705 01:33:50,541 --> 01:33:53,375 We've always taken money never given money. 1706 01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:55,000 -Come on. -What a nonsense fellow! 1707 01:33:58,541 --> 01:34:01,375 I will take you on a thrilling ride, you fool. 1708 01:34:04,083 --> 01:34:05,458 -Partner. -Yes. 1709 01:34:06,416 --> 01:34:08,125 Just wait till you see the item I've ordered from India, 1710 01:34:08,208 --> 01:34:09,416 it's sure to capture everyone's attention. 1711 01:34:20,166 --> 01:34:21,541 -Okay. -Shampy, his father's only son, is going to London alone. 1712 01:34:21,541 --> 01:34:26,500 -Okay. -Shampy, his father's only son, is going to London alone. 1713 01:34:26,625 --> 01:34:27,958 -Zafar... -Yes. 1714 01:34:28,166 --> 01:34:29,291 Who's that? 1715 01:34:29,916 --> 01:34:31,291 Shampy, his father's only son, is going to London alone. 1716 01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:35,166 Uncle, I think they've invited someone from the circus. 1717 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:36,791 Hardly anyone comes to our restaurant as it is. 1718 01:34:36,875 --> 01:34:38,625 He'll bring laughter and entertain many people there. 1719 01:34:38,916 --> 01:34:41,125 It's the first time I've seen someone so tiny 1720 01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:43,583 Let's lift him like we would a small child. 1721 01:34:43,666 --> 01:34:44,958 Hey shorty! Come here. 1722 01:34:45,041 --> 01:34:47,333 -Come here. -Me? 1723 01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:49,041 -Greetings. -Greetings. 1724 01:34:49,125 --> 01:34:50,416 Has madam called for you? 1725 01:34:50,541 --> 01:34:52,833 -Greetings. -But first you should meet your sir. 1726 01:34:52,916 --> 01:34:57,541 Amazing. Both landing and entry are by air. My God! 1727 01:34:57,666 --> 01:35:00,541 -Why are you here? -Come on. Tell us, why have you come here? 1728 01:35:00,666 --> 01:35:02,666 What do you do? Do you breathe fire from your mouth? 1729 01:35:03,208 --> 01:35:05,375 Or bend iron rods with your neck? 1730 01:35:05,458 --> 01:35:08,583 Or pass through rings of fire? Or walk on ropes? 1731 01:35:09,333 --> 01:35:12,250 I know how to make a paper plane. 1732 01:35:12,333 --> 01:35:15,500 Wow Mr. intelligent, so that no one can enter or exit. 1733 01:35:16,166 --> 01:35:19,125 Do here what you were supposed to do there. We'll also pay you for it. 1734 01:35:19,208 --> 01:35:20,750 Swallow this my dear. 1735 01:35:20,916 --> 01:35:21,791 Swallow 1736 01:35:21,875 --> 01:35:23,833 Swallow all of them. 1737 01:35:23,916 --> 01:35:25,083 Glass marbles? 1738 01:35:25,166 --> 01:35:27,916 How will they come out? 1739 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:31,000 Don't act smart. We are not going to spend on you every day. 1740 01:35:31,166 --> 01:35:35,208 You must keep them in your belly. Swallow them and do not let them out. 1741 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,708 Quiet, quiet... 1742 01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:40,208 Quiet, quiet... 1743 01:35:40,333 --> 01:35:42,125 Do you know belly dancing? 1744 01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:44,125 Small belly, loud movements. 1745 01:35:45,291 --> 01:35:47,833 It'll be fun to hear the marble tinkle. 1746 01:35:47,916 --> 01:35:49,541 Uncle, will give you a candy. 1747 01:35:49,625 --> 01:35:51,541 Come, play with this clown. 1748 01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:55,375 Daddy, your dear son has been made a slave. 1749 01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:57,458 I want to go back to Punjab. 1750 01:35:57,583 --> 01:35:59,750 Even this is Lehnda Punjab son. 1751 01:35:59,916 --> 01:36:02,000 I want to go back to the real Punjab, brother. 1752 01:36:02,083 --> 01:36:04,166 Many desire to see the real Punjab, 1753 01:36:04,250 --> 01:36:06,750 but some can only visit Lahore, and others only Amritsar. 1754 01:36:06,833 --> 01:36:08,125 Nobody is so fortunate. 1755 01:36:08,208 --> 01:36:10,041 Don't make me emotional. 1756 01:36:10,125 --> 01:36:11,125 Perform tricks for me. 1757 01:36:11,208 --> 01:36:15,125 Please don't force us to sell everything and book a flight back home the next day. 1758 01:36:15,291 --> 01:36:17,375 Woof woof! 1759 01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:21,583 Yes, Where are you off to, What are you looking for Miss Sr Constable? 1760 01:36:22,125 --> 01:36:23,083 Where to? 1761 01:36:23,541 --> 01:36:24,875 Where is her future husband? 1762 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:28,625 Here. You're the one who pushed me into this. 1763 01:36:29,625 --> 01:36:31,000 In your dreams! 1764 01:36:31,291 --> 01:36:34,250 Where's the owner of this place, on whose money you both are having fun? 1765 01:36:34,333 --> 01:36:36,000 Can't you stand me being happy, can you? 1766 01:36:36,458 --> 01:36:37,916 Look how well the business is running. 1767 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,416 There's still time. If you compromise your integrity. 1768 01:36:39,541 --> 01:36:41,458 Sister. Sister. 1769 01:36:41,583 --> 01:36:44,291 Look at me. It's Shampy... 1770 01:36:44,375 --> 01:36:45,125 Shampy? 1771 01:36:46,125 --> 01:36:48,916 Leave him. 1772 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,000 Madam, we have an event. It's someone's birthday party. 1773 01:36:51,083 --> 01:36:53,708 Where kids will dress up as Batman and beat up the joker. 1774 01:36:53,791 --> 01:36:55,583 If you suggest we will call the kids over here. 1775 01:36:55,666 --> 01:36:57,041 They'll just thrash him 15-20 times 1776 01:36:57,125 --> 01:37:00,125 I will file a case against the both of you. Leave him. 1777 01:37:03,083 --> 01:37:05,625 Madam, what have you done to him? 1778 01:37:05,708 --> 01:37:07,083 You've embezzled his money. 1779 01:37:09,291 --> 01:37:10,208 Don't say anything to her. 1780 01:37:11,125 --> 01:37:12,416 It was all my doing. 1781 01:37:13,875 --> 01:37:14,833 Blame me for all that you have to. 1782 01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:20,041 You call me a lawyer, so why did you interfere as her lawyer? 1783 01:37:21,291 --> 01:37:23,833 Why are you doing so much for her? Who is she to you? 1784 01:37:26,333 --> 01:37:27,750 You're just greedy for money,. 1785 01:37:28,166 --> 01:37:29,541 and She has embezzled funds 1786 01:37:30,166 --> 01:37:31,958 In the end, both thieves have formed a team 1787 01:37:32,416 --> 01:37:34,000 Continuing to tarnish Punjab's name. 1788 01:37:36,291 --> 01:37:37,333 Why don't you say anything? 1789 01:37:38,708 --> 01:37:39,458 Who is she? 1790 01:37:40,208 --> 01:37:41,083 Who is she? 1791 01:37:42,041 --> 01:37:43,000 We are the same. 1792 01:37:43,833 --> 01:37:44,625 What? 1793 01:37:44,750 --> 01:37:45,833 I see myself in her. 1794 01:37:48,541 --> 01:37:52,125 We are young people from poor families, suppressed by circumstances. 1795 01:37:53,166 --> 01:37:56,250 We have dreams too. We too want to grow and succeed. 1796 01:37:58,208 --> 01:38:00,541 My father passed away after a fall from the giant wheel he was operating. 1797 01:38:01,583 --> 01:38:03,375 It wasn't his job, but he couldn't get any other job. 1798 01:38:05,583 --> 01:38:07,458 We didn't even have wood to cremate his body, 1799 01:38:09,125 --> 01:38:10,541 And no villager would give us any. 1800 01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:14,541 Landlords keep fires burning all winter, 1801 01:38:15,166 --> 01:38:17,125 while the poor don't even receive wood for burning the dead. 1802 01:38:18,041 --> 01:38:19,291 This wasn't my Punjab. 1803 01:38:23,041 --> 01:38:25,083 Where has Guru Nanak's Punjab, which believed in sharing everything, gone? 1804 01:38:27,583 --> 01:38:29,625 Lala's himself had his mother's bangles mortgaged. 1805 01:38:30,791 --> 01:38:32,125 Why wouldn't I be greedy for money? 1806 01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:35,041 I bought wood for my father's funeral by mortgaging my mother's earnings. 1807 01:38:36,083 --> 01:38:37,958 Broke our beds to perform the last rites of my father. 1808 01:38:39,291 --> 01:38:40,666 His body lay in our compound for a day and a half 1809 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:43,041 I was very young then. 1810 01:38:44,833 --> 01:38:47,166 Since then, wood has become an obsession for my mother. She isn't well. 1811 01:38:48,125 --> 01:38:49,541 She wants everything made of wood. 1812 01:38:50,041 --> 01:38:51,625 She wears wooden bangles 1813 01:38:52,041 --> 01:38:53,666 And wooden slippers. 1814 01:38:54,458 --> 01:38:57,416 She does not lay the bedsheet but sleeps on the wooden bed as it is. 1815 01:38:58,083 --> 01:39:00,041 I can't fall in love, Miss Pooja. 1816 01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:02,416 Money is my only aim. 1817 01:39:03,333 --> 01:39:05,000 I have a Master's degree but couldn't secure a job. 1818 01:39:05,166 --> 01:39:06,416 I didn't even have money to bribe. 1819 01:39:06,875 --> 01:39:08,083 I didn't have money to come abroad. 1820 01:39:08,583 --> 01:39:09,750 She and I are the same. 1821 01:39:10,291 --> 01:39:11,875 She admits she duped. 1822 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,041 But she will return the money. 1823 01:39:13,833 --> 01:39:16,541 A woman is hurled abuses with if she cheats. 1824 01:39:17,041 --> 01:39:19,041 Don't we exploit women at weddings? 1825 01:39:20,166 --> 01:39:22,833 Even good-for nothing alcoholics demand dowry. 1826 01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:24,916 Did anyone ever stand up for those women? 1827 01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:27,708 If a girl cheats, everyone degrades her. 1828 01:39:29,166 --> 01:39:31,708 We police officers are called 'Maternal Uncles' by people. 1829 01:39:33,333 --> 01:39:35,166 We are not father's brothers-in-law but mother's brothers. 1830 01:39:35,250 --> 01:39:37,875 This title was given with full respect, but now it has become a mockery.. 1831 01:39:39,708 --> 01:39:41,708 A policeman has to spend nothing less than 2000-2500/- 1832 01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:43,541 if he has to take a file to Chandigarh, Miss Pooja. 1833 01:39:44,375 --> 01:39:45,625 What does the government give us in return? 1834 01:39:46,166 --> 01:39:47,916 Bus fare and just Rs 27-for the rickshaw? 1835 01:39:49,041 --> 01:39:52,000 If a minister comes to our area, he wants us to serve them alcohol and chicken. 1836 01:39:52,208 --> 01:39:54,083 If we arrest a drug addict, we've to spend our own money 1837 01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:55,416 to make sure that he doesn't starve to death in the custody. 1838 01:39:55,750 --> 01:39:56,750 Otherwise, the news would be: 1839 01:39:56,833 --> 01:39:58,333 Police beat them to death. 1840 01:39:59,791 --> 01:40:01,791 We take extortions to ensure that we have our jobs. 1841 01:40:02,375 --> 01:40:03,916 We celebrate the festivals of Lohri and Diwali on the streets. 1842 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:06,333 What will a policeman do if not take bribes? 1843 01:40:09,291 --> 01:40:11,416 Has there ever been a department that never had Punjabi officers? 1844 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:12,458 We've forsaken education and seek daily wage jobs 1845 01:40:12,541 --> 01:40:13,625 right after completing 12th grade. 1846 01:40:14,125 --> 01:40:15,583 Every child has a mobile to prevent their attention 1847 01:40:15,666 --> 01:40:16,833 from being diverted to other things. 1848 01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:20,041 We are misguided. We don't know anything. 1849 01:40:21,125 --> 01:40:23,000 We are known to be spread worldwide to provide for us and our families. 1850 01:40:23,250 --> 01:40:24,291 Yet we now resort to assaulting migrants from other cities, 1851 01:40:24,333 --> 01:40:25,375 demanding they leave Punjab. 1852 01:40:25,750 --> 01:40:27,083 Do we have a conscience? 1853 01:40:27,583 --> 01:40:29,083 We spread hate on the internet. 1854 01:40:29,583 --> 01:40:32,000 Punjab falls into chaos if the internet services shut down for a day. 1855 01:40:32,083 --> 01:40:35,000 I feel they should remain shut. It will be a saving grace for us. 1856 01:40:36,250 --> 01:40:38,000 We vent our frustration on artists 1857 01:40:38,583 --> 01:40:40,500 Demanding proof of their Punjabi identity 1858 01:40:40,583 --> 01:40:42,416 despite their lifelong dedication to the language. 1859 01:40:44,625 --> 01:40:46,666 We've have made numerous sacrifices for our country, 1860 01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:48,708 And yet we are asked to prove our patriotism. 1861 01:40:51,791 --> 01:40:55,125 We are exhausted, so everyone does their best to find a way out of their misery. 1862 01:40:57,041 --> 01:40:59,000 We don't know what is right or wrong anymore. 1863 01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:03,583 Now, if someone like Maharaja Ranjit Singh doesn't show us the right path, 1864 01:41:03,708 --> 01:41:04,625 We won't be saved, Miss Pooja. 1865 01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:06,916 We are the same. 1866 01:41:16,208 --> 01:41:17,375 Come on, let's get back to work. 1867 01:41:24,916 --> 01:41:27,875 I apologize for misunderstanding you. 1868 01:41:35,833 --> 01:41:36,791 Ensure his happiness. 1869 01:41:37,916 --> 01:41:39,000 Never abandon him. 1870 01:41:52,166 --> 01:41:53,708 This ring wasn't meant for my finger. 1871 01:42:01,791 --> 01:42:03,041 Let's go. 1872 01:42:32,666 --> 01:42:33,625 Here they are ! 1873 01:42:34,375 --> 01:42:36,625 Hello gentlemen. Are you the owner? 1874 01:42:36,750 --> 01:42:37,583 Yes. 1875 01:42:37,708 --> 01:42:40,416 -You owe me some money my friend. -No money. 1876 01:42:40,541 --> 01:42:42,666 Don't touch me! Don't touch me! 1877 01:42:44,791 --> 01:42:46,958 You come to my country and do you think everything is for free. 1878 01:42:47,041 --> 01:42:48,791 -Speak English. ENGLISH. -Please, no money. 1879 01:42:48,875 --> 01:42:50,291 Don't you understand Punjabi? 1880 01:42:51,541 --> 01:42:54,250 -You are going to give me good money now or I will destroy your shop. -No! 1881 01:43:41,083 --> 01:43:43,125 One minute... don't beat him any further. 1882 01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:50,041 We were arch-rivals, yet today you stood up for us. 1883 01:43:50,875 --> 01:43:52,041 We are brothers, Mr. Choudhary. 1884 01:43:52,708 --> 01:43:55,541 We may argue among ourselves often, but how dare a stranger attack any of us? 1885 01:44:09,583 --> 01:44:11,375 Who are you to decide for me? 1886 01:44:11,833 --> 01:44:12,916 You may be a Senior Constable at the police station. 1887 01:44:13,000 --> 01:44:14,291 But don't try to dominate me. 1888 01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:18,041 You've been misunderstood. This is not the case. 1889 01:44:19,583 --> 01:44:22,041 Daisy is the right girl for you. 1890 01:44:25,666 --> 01:44:27,291 Get married and manage your business together. 1891 01:44:28,041 --> 01:44:29,458 Fulfil your dreams. 1892 01:44:30,875 --> 01:44:32,625 I will draft your resignation letter. 1893 01:44:33,833 --> 01:44:34,916 Sure? 1894 01:44:37,333 --> 01:44:38,291 Yes. 1895 01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:41,000 You are not bothered? 1896 01:44:41,166 --> 01:44:41,916 Are you? 1897 01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,708 Can't you ever give a straight answer, fool? 1898 01:44:44,208 --> 01:44:45,416 Why do you always have to act like a lawyer? 1899 01:44:45,916 --> 01:44:47,666 Idiot, I am thinking of your well-being. 1900 01:44:48,625 --> 01:44:50,000 Really, you are thinking of my well-being? 1901 01:44:50,958 --> 01:44:53,041 Fine. I am getting married in the court. 1902 01:44:54,041 --> 01:44:55,125 Will you be my main witness? 1903 01:44:59,666 --> 01:45:01,708 Yes, I will become. 1904 01:45:02,208 --> 01:45:03,291 We both will become. 1905 01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:06,750 Also get a suit stitched for your aunt. 1906 01:45:06,833 --> 01:45:08,166 She'd have wedding rituals to perform. 1907 01:45:21,166 --> 01:45:22,333 Sorry, teacher. 1908 01:45:23,791 --> 01:45:25,750 You had to endure the consequences of our personal issues. 1909 01:45:27,541 --> 01:45:29,791 We both are aware that there is nothing romantic between us. 1910 01:45:31,750 --> 01:45:33,208 But I no longer wish to offer explanations. 1911 01:45:34,750 --> 01:45:36,166 I don't want you to be dragged further in our mess. 1912 01:45:37,166 --> 01:45:38,875 Even if you have some feelings for me 1913 01:45:40,416 --> 01:45:41,541 Will you marry me? 1914 01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:45,541 No pressure. 1915 01:45:46,458 --> 01:45:47,625 I am a fool. 1916 01:45:48,125 --> 01:45:49,125 A big one. 1917 01:45:50,458 --> 01:45:51,583 You are wise. 1918 01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:55,416 What is to be done of this? 1919 01:45:57,166 --> 01:46:00,000 Can't you see how eager he is to get married? 1920 01:46:00,583 --> 01:46:01,625 Throw it. 1921 01:46:05,458 --> 01:46:06,916 If it's a yes, then go ahead and throw it 1922 01:46:31,833 --> 01:46:34,833 "What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1923 01:46:35,416 --> 01:46:38,000 "Water? seems poisonous. " 1924 01:46:38,708 --> 01:46:41,708 "What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1925 01:46:42,166 --> 01:46:44,375 "Water? seems poisonous. " 1926 01:46:44,875 --> 01:46:49,916 "Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. " 1927 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:52,875 What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1928 01:46:52,958 --> 01:46:56,458 What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1929 01:46:56,541 --> 01:47:00,291 "Water seems poisonous. " 1930 01:47:00,375 --> 01:47:07,916 "Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. " 1931 01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:11,750 What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1932 01:47:11,833 --> 01:47:15,541 "Water seems poisonous. " 1933 01:47:15,625 --> 01:47:23,208 "Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. " 1934 01:47:23,291 --> 01:47:25,875 "What has happened?" 1935 01:47:36,583 --> 01:47:38,333 Get married and manage your business together. 1936 01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,291 Fulfil your dreams. 1937 01:47:43,125 --> 01:47:47,166 "Did you pluck a flower from someone's garden?" 1938 01:47:47,250 --> 01:47:50,833 "Did you break someone's heart before?" 1939 01:47:50,916 --> 01:47:55,125 "Did you offer water to the thirsty or not?" 1940 01:47:56,000 --> 01:47:59,875 "Did you send any hungry sage away?" 1941 01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:04,125 "Did you caged a bird?" 1942 01:48:04,208 --> 01:48:07,916 "Did you falsely swear by any saint?" 1943 01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:12,041 "Because of our love?" 1944 01:48:13,625 --> 01:48:16,750 "Did God become angry" 1945 01:48:16,791 --> 01:48:20,333 "It feels like there is enmity between us and God. " 1946 01:48:20,416 --> 01:48:24,125 "Water seems poisonous. " 1947 01:48:24,208 --> 01:48:31,750 "Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. " 1948 01:48:31,833 --> 01:48:35,500 "What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1949 01:48:35,625 --> 01:48:39,333 "Water seems poisonous. " 1950 01:48:39,416 --> 01:48:46,958 "Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. " 1951 01:48:47,041 --> 01:48:49,125 "What has happened?" 1952 01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,833 Our business has shut down. 1953 01:48:50,916 --> 01:48:53,208 If possible, please hire us. 1954 01:48:54,375 --> 01:48:56,083 There is no work for you guys. 1955 01:48:59,250 --> 01:49:00,666 Do you want to become partners, Uncle? 1956 01:49:01,958 --> 01:49:02,875 Yes. 1957 01:49:04,666 --> 01:49:08,458 "Either you Jaani or I" 1958 01:49:08,541 --> 01:49:16,000 "Either you Jaani or I have sinned. " 1959 01:49:16,083 --> 01:49:21,208 "It feels like a blow to our forehead" 1960 01:49:21,291 --> 01:49:25,375 "As if we've been cursed. " 1961 01:49:25,458 --> 01:49:28,875 "What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1962 01:49:28,958 --> 01:49:32,666 "Water seems poisonous. " 1963 01:49:32,750 --> 01:49:40,291 "Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. " 1964 01:49:40,375 --> 01:49:44,125 "What has happened? It seems like a disaster. " 1965 01:49:44,208 --> 01:49:47,958 "Water seems poisonous. " 1966 01:49:48,041 --> 01:49:55,625 "Feels as if we've stepped on someone's grave. " 1967 01:49:55,666 --> 01:49:58,125 "What has happened?" 1968 01:50:13,375 --> 01:50:14,583 Where is she? 1969 01:50:30,875 --> 01:50:31,791 This is not okay! 1970 01:50:32,291 --> 01:50:34,333 I told that girl to be on time, but she's still late 1971 01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:36,916 No worries. She must be coming. 1972 01:50:37,791 --> 01:50:38,958 She won't come. 1973 01:50:43,708 --> 01:50:45,000 She wouldn't have been able to witness. 1974 01:50:45,333 --> 01:50:46,541 She loves you. 1975 01:50:46,791 --> 01:50:48,958 Yes. Even I feel the same. 1976 01:50:52,041 --> 01:50:54,666 Sorry, teacher. I didn't thought of you as a backup. 1977 01:50:55,583 --> 01:50:57,958 You are the best one could hope for in an arranged marriage. 1978 01:50:58,250 --> 01:51:00,791 But I don't love you. However, that will surely happen for you. 1979 01:51:01,416 --> 01:51:02,875 Anyone would be crazy not to love you. 1980 01:51:03,166 --> 01:51:04,791 You take care of the one that you are in love with. 1981 01:51:04,958 --> 01:51:05,916 But she doesn't admit. 1982 01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:07,666 -Do you? -She is so suspicious. 1983 01:51:08,291 --> 01:51:10,458 Your victory lies in a girl's insecurity. 1984 01:51:10,708 --> 01:51:12,333 But that's only if you men understand Moreover... 1985 01:51:13,791 --> 01:51:18,375 She loves you so much that she fears losing you. 1986 01:51:18,416 --> 01:51:19,583 That is why she doubts. 1987 01:51:21,000 --> 01:51:23,166 It's too late now. Don't bring up these things. 1988 01:51:27,958 --> 01:51:28,875 Hadn't you thrown it away? 1989 01:51:29,291 --> 01:51:32,083 What kind of soul would that be, who does not appreciate someone else's love? 1990 01:51:33,291 --> 01:51:35,000 She left you because she had your best interests at heart. 1991 01:51:35,458 --> 01:51:39,250 She loves you so much that she would have slapped you and taken you away with her. 1992 01:51:41,708 --> 01:51:44,750 You learned from your mother the importance of earning money. 1993 01:51:45,041 --> 01:51:47,791 Didn't you also learn the importance of having a partner like your mother? 1994 01:51:47,875 --> 01:51:49,875 She has devoted her life to your father's memory. 1995 01:51:52,208 --> 01:51:55,791 You conveyed a profound message with love in a mere two minutes. 1996 01:51:57,250 --> 01:51:58,583 You are the best, teacher. 1997 01:51:58,875 --> 01:52:01,750 Leave before I summon Uncle Sultan as the marriage witness. 1998 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:04,833 Hurry up now. 1999 01:52:05,583 --> 01:52:07,625 They don't make people like you on this Earth anymore. 2000 01:52:08,375 --> 01:52:11,000 People don't return a lost penny, yet you are returning someone's partner. 2001 01:52:12,916 --> 01:52:15,208 You are nice, which is why God saved you from me. 2002 01:52:15,750 --> 01:52:17,375 You deserve a better partner than me. 2003 01:52:19,666 --> 01:52:22,166 A troublemaker like me was born to bother that foolish girl. 2004 01:52:25,958 --> 01:52:27,166 Thank you, teacher 2005 01:52:39,625 --> 01:52:43,000 Okay, teacher, call me, if you need anything. Keep in touch. 2006 01:52:52,125 --> 01:52:54,208 Look, even the staircase is shedding tears. 2007 01:52:54,291 --> 01:52:55,541 The atmosphere is incredibly tense. 2008 01:52:55,708 --> 01:52:56,958 I am sure she would be bawling her eyes out. 2009 01:52:59,583 --> 01:53:02,958 God, I hope she is either devastated, crying inconsolably for me, 2010 01:53:03,041 --> 01:53:04,708 Or falls at my feet, professing her love for me. 2011 01:53:04,791 --> 01:53:06,416 I shouldn't have to go down on my knees. 2012 01:53:06,833 --> 01:53:08,333 Pervert ! 2013 01:53:10,333 --> 01:53:13,000 Senior Constable, Senior Constable.... 2014 01:53:13,916 --> 01:53:16,708 Pooja, where are you? I have come back. 2015 01:53:18,250 --> 01:53:19,125 Where is Pooja? 2016 01:53:19,208 --> 01:53:22,750 She has gone to Punjab to get married. 2017 01:53:23,625 --> 01:53:24,416 When did this happen? 2018 01:53:25,666 --> 01:53:31,416 When you decided to marry, she too called up home and accepted the proposal. 2019 01:53:32,291 --> 01:53:34,791 What will become of me, brother? 2020 01:53:34,875 --> 01:53:36,375 What will become of me, brother? 2021 01:53:36,541 --> 01:53:38,083 Couldn't you've told me earlier? 2022 01:53:38,166 --> 01:53:39,375 You are really an idiot. 2023 01:53:40,375 --> 01:53:43,500 Okay aunt, good bye. Take care. 2024 01:53:43,583 --> 01:53:46,583 There is no need to be dominated by uncle. Just keep him under control. 2025 01:53:46,958 --> 01:53:48,750 Wherever you go, I'll come with you. 2026 01:53:49,125 --> 01:53:50,875 Please buy two tickets. 2027 01:53:56,041 --> 01:53:57,458 -Brother. -What is it? 2028 01:53:57,500 --> 01:54:00,375 You have two girlfriends and I don't even have one. 2029 01:54:00,416 --> 01:54:04,208 Give me any one. I don't have any choice. What will you do with two? 2030 01:54:06,666 --> 01:54:08,000 Both will help me in tying the turban. 2031 01:54:09,208 --> 01:54:12,583 As they'd hold the two ends of it, I will run between them and set it right. 2032 01:54:12,666 --> 01:54:13,291 Sounds like a plan? 2033 01:54:14,583 --> 01:54:17,916 Sit quietly, or I'll thrash you. This has all been your fault. 2034 01:54:19,250 --> 01:54:21,625 When are you landing the plane, Miss Air hostess? 2035 01:54:25,041 --> 01:54:27,375 My father must have come to pick me up in our ride. 2036 01:54:27,583 --> 01:54:29,833 -My dear son. -Daddy. 2037 01:54:29,875 --> 01:54:31,750 -My dear son. -Daddy. 2038 01:54:33,208 --> 01:54:38,458 Dear, if you've come with the girl then I'll beat the drums. 2039 01:54:38,666 --> 01:54:41,541 If you have brought the 35 lakhs then put it in this sack. 2040 01:54:46,625 --> 01:54:49,666 Come later to hand me my luggage and take your Lamborghini back. 2041 01:54:49,833 --> 01:54:51,791 Who's that man? 2042 01:54:52,750 --> 01:54:53,666 Police. 2043 01:54:55,208 --> 01:54:57,833 Then why is he stealing our vehicle? 2044 01:54:59,041 --> 01:55:00,583 He was a thief. 2045 01:55:02,125 --> 01:55:06,458 We've made a mistake in identifying him 2046 01:55:07,333 --> 01:55:10,125 Tell me, what have you brought? 2047 01:55:11,083 --> 01:55:12,125 Nothing. 2048 01:55:12,666 --> 01:55:16,625 Daddy, actually we made a mistake. 2049 01:55:17,208 --> 01:55:23,041 We didn't get the registry done so now he has seized control of it. 2050 01:55:25,375 --> 01:55:31,541 Oh Dear... why did I carry so many things for your welcome? 2051 01:55:32,166 --> 01:55:35,750 My shoes were enough for your welcome. 2052 01:55:36,208 --> 01:55:39,416 You've embarrassed me everywhere. 2053 01:55:39,583 --> 01:55:41,500 You should be ashamed. 2054 01:55:41,666 --> 01:55:47,166 Dad, what is there to feel ashamed and be embarrassed about? 2055 01:55:47,208 --> 01:55:50,750 Do I drink alcohol or roll in the dirt, 2056 01:55:50,875 --> 01:55:56,166 or hurl abuses, or tease girls, or steal and rob? 2057 01:55:56,208 --> 01:55:59,916 Do I spread hate on the internet? 2058 01:56:00,000 --> 01:56:05,250 Dad, if there's a problem in innocently making people laugh. 2059 01:56:05,625 --> 01:56:07,291 Then only God is the protector. 2060 01:56:07,500 --> 01:56:09,333 It's better that Shampy dies. 2061 01:56:09,416 --> 01:56:15,458 You've made me emotional. I am proud of you. 2062 01:56:15,916 --> 01:56:19,166 - Love you, daddy. - Love you, my son 2063 01:56:19,291 --> 01:56:20,875 -Love you. -Love you too. 2064 01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:46,083 -What's up? -Why is the car decorated with flowers? 2065 01:56:46,416 --> 01:56:47,375 The thing happened. 2066 01:56:48,791 --> 01:56:49,750 What thing? 2067 01:56:50,625 --> 01:56:53,166 The one thing that Bhana truly desired and for which we are celebrating. 2068 01:56:53,958 --> 01:56:54,791 When did it happen? 2069 01:56:54,833 --> 01:56:58,708 Yesterday. It happened just minutes after Pooja reached. 2070 01:57:02,125 --> 01:57:03,416 Wasn't She ashamed? 2071 01:57:03,958 --> 01:57:05,958 Why should she feel ashamed? It's a matter of pride. 2072 01:57:06,916 --> 01:57:08,375 Thank you so much. 2073 01:57:09,208 --> 01:57:10,333 -Congratulations, mam. -Thank you. 2074 01:57:10,416 --> 01:57:12,208 -Congratulations, sir. -Thank you. 2075 01:57:12,666 --> 01:57:13,541 Who is she? 2076 01:57:13,833 --> 01:57:14,791 She is Bhana's wife. 2077 01:57:16,208 --> 01:57:17,791 How assured is this man 2078 01:57:18,125 --> 01:57:18,916 He has both his women in the same place. 2079 01:57:18,958 --> 01:57:19,916 Greetings. 2080 01:57:19,958 --> 01:57:21,250 Greetings. 2081 01:57:22,375 --> 01:57:23,208 Where is the second one? 2082 01:57:23,583 --> 01:57:24,500 What second one? 2083 01:57:25,166 --> 01:57:26,416 The reason for this celebration today. 2084 01:57:26,750 --> 01:57:27,708 Which celebration? 2085 01:57:27,833 --> 01:57:29,958 He hasn't received the uniform for his promotion yet. 2086 01:57:32,750 --> 01:57:33,916 Has Bhana been promoted? 2087 01:57:34,041 --> 01:57:36,041 Sir got a promotion, yesterday. 2088 01:57:36,125 --> 01:57:39,000 Amazing! Stop this sad music. 2089 01:57:39,125 --> 01:57:41,958 All is well. You had scared me out of my wits. 2090 01:57:42,000 --> 01:57:43,791 What happened? -Nothing, all good. Give it to me. 2091 01:57:44,000 --> 01:57:44,833 Give me the samosa. 2092 01:57:44,875 --> 01:57:46,833 - Give me one too. - Give me coke along with it too. 2093 01:57:47,416 --> 01:57:49,083 How is the business going on? - Quite good 2094 01:57:49,125 --> 01:57:51,166 The police have tortured me a lot. 2095 01:57:51,208 --> 01:57:55,166 My fans are asking about my video being misused. 2096 01:57:55,333 --> 01:57:57,666 We made a mistake madam. Extremely sorry for it. 2097 01:57:57,791 --> 01:57:59,166 I don't want your apology? 2098 01:57:59,208 --> 01:58:02,625 I will hit you hard. Understood? 2099 01:58:02,666 --> 01:58:05,500 Returned after 12 years with a bandana. 2100 01:58:05,541 --> 01:58:08,833 O my Bhana, To hell with you, Bhana 2101 01:58:08,875 --> 01:58:11,416 -To hell with you, Bhana... -One minute, madam. One minute. 2102 01:58:11,458 --> 01:58:13,083 Where is the Senior Constable? 2103 01:58:13,416 --> 01:58:14,500 She is on leave. 2104 01:58:15,041 --> 01:58:17,208 -Leave? -Of course, as if you don't know. 2105 01:58:17,833 --> 01:58:19,250 Okay because of Bhana's wife? 2106 01:58:19,291 --> 01:58:21,208 Madam, what do you want? 2107 01:58:21,250 --> 01:58:22,958 Give me a job in the police force. 2108 01:58:23,000 --> 01:58:24,666 If you do not give me job, I am going to carry you off. 2109 01:58:25,041 --> 01:58:26,291 Understood. 2110 01:58:27,875 --> 01:58:29,375 Bhana is such a pervert. 2111 01:58:30,791 --> 01:58:32,750 There's a wedding at her place. 2112 01:58:32,875 --> 01:58:33,791 Whose house? 2113 01:58:33,916 --> 01:58:36,125 Madam, the Senior Constable. 2114 01:58:37,250 --> 01:58:39,583 -What? -Of course, as if you do not know. 2115 01:58:41,000 --> 01:58:42,125 Couldn't have you told me earlier? 2116 01:58:42,416 --> 01:58:44,541 You wasted so much of my time, idiot. 2117 01:58:54,666 --> 01:58:57,291 Good that Bor Singh's sons are getting married. 2118 01:58:57,625 --> 01:59:00,333 Who is this arriving halfway through the wedding in a flower-decorated car? 2119 01:59:00,833 --> 01:59:02,166 Flowers have been decorated well. 2120 01:59:02,291 --> 01:59:04,708 Father, he's here to create problems. 2121 01:59:06,583 --> 01:59:07,666 Move out of the way. 2122 01:59:09,375 --> 01:59:10,416 You cannot get married to him. 2123 01:59:10,458 --> 01:59:13,041 Why ex- brother-in-law, What's your connection with her? 2124 01:59:14,541 --> 01:59:15,333 Sorry. 2125 01:59:17,500 --> 01:59:18,875 You are so desperate to get married, aren't you? 2126 01:59:19,833 --> 01:59:22,500 Not her, we were the ones desperate to get married, ex brother-in-law. 2127 01:59:23,833 --> 01:59:25,250 - Are you both getting married? -Yes. 2128 01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:26,833 Congratulations, my brothers -in-law 2129 01:59:26,958 --> 01:59:29,333 You did not invite your brother-in-law. Why are you using the word ex? 2130 01:59:30,416 --> 01:59:31,625 I know very well how to transition from being 2131 01:59:31,666 --> 01:59:32,791 the ex-brother-in-law to the current brother-in-law. 2132 01:59:32,958 --> 01:59:34,500 Get my chair 2133 01:59:34,666 --> 01:59:36,458 It's not every day that your brothers-in-law get married. 2134 01:59:36,541 --> 01:59:38,000 Place my chair in the centre. 2135 01:59:38,041 --> 01:59:40,791 Let me fulfil the rituals of being a brother-in-law. Get my chair. 2136 01:59:40,833 --> 01:59:43,791 Cold fritters? Who eats fritters made from potato and cauliflower? 2137 01:59:43,916 --> 01:59:45,375 Get broccoli fritters for the son-in-law. 2138 01:59:46,166 --> 01:59:48,958 Else I'll take both of them with me. They both are at my beck and call. 2139 01:59:49,916 --> 01:59:52,750 Didn't you arrange for a singer or a band? How poor can one be! 2140 01:59:52,791 --> 01:59:53,583 You could have asked your brother-in-law to arrange for it. 2141 01:59:53,791 --> 01:59:55,125 You? 2142 01:59:55,583 --> 01:59:57,208 Who made them sir here? 2143 01:59:57,500 --> 01:59:59,166 Get off the stage. 2144 02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:02,000 Get off, you're embarrassing us. 2145 02:00:02,166 --> 02:00:03,625 How can your son-in-law embarrass you? 2146 02:00:03,958 --> 02:00:05,166 What are you talking about? 2147 02:00:06,125 --> 02:00:08,291 If in-laws are like roosters, then the son-in-law is like the crest. 2148 02:00:08,541 --> 02:00:10,833 If in-laws are like tractors, then the son-in-law is like the silencer. 2149 02:00:10,875 --> 02:00:13,166 If in-laws are like TVs, then the son-in-law is like the antenna. 2150 02:00:13,375 --> 02:00:16,333 It's a matter of respect, not a cause for embarrassment 2151 02:00:16,375 --> 02:00:17,541 The fritters haven't been served yet. 2152 02:00:17,916 --> 02:00:18,958 Son-in-law? 2153 02:00:19,375 --> 02:00:20,666 How can you be my son-in-law? 2154 02:00:20,833 --> 02:00:23,208 Go and ask Pooja. Where is your sister? 2155 02:00:23,541 --> 02:00:25,500 Sister is getting married in the adjoining canopy. 2156 02:00:25,833 --> 02:00:27,666 It's an exchange marriage. 2157 02:00:27,916 --> 02:00:30,750 Sister accepted their brother's proposal so that we could get married to them. 2158 02:00:31,125 --> 02:00:33,708 Are you guys mad or what? 2159 02:00:34,125 --> 02:00:36,000 Idiots, couldn't have you told me earlier? Wasted my time. 2160 02:00:36,041 --> 02:00:37,625 Move out of the way. - Hey, you where? 2161 02:00:53,791 --> 02:00:56,125 Look at the way he's dressed up as a magician. 2162 02:01:05,083 --> 02:01:07,625 Hello, brother. Why are you sitting here? Get off the stage 2163 02:01:08,708 --> 02:01:09,750 You get off. 2164 02:01:10,291 --> 02:01:11,875 Why should I get off? It's my wedding. 2165 02:01:12,541 --> 02:01:14,666 Why should I either? I had a thrilling month together abroad. 2166 02:01:17,583 --> 02:01:18,500 With who? 2167 02:01:18,958 --> 02:01:20,208 With the one you are marrying. 2168 02:01:20,541 --> 02:01:21,375 What? 2169 02:01:21,416 --> 02:01:23,750 "Let's have fun" 2170 02:01:23,791 --> 02:01:25,166 "Come on everyone" 2171 02:01:25,333 --> 02:01:29,500 -"Let's have fun" -"Come on everyone" 2172 02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:32,166 Who are you? 2173 02:01:32,750 --> 02:01:36,208 Daddy, he has already had the fun he wanted to. 2174 02:01:36,625 --> 02:01:38,500 Really? So you've had all the fun? 2175 02:01:38,750 --> 02:01:40,916 Of course. I had a great time. 2176 02:01:42,500 --> 02:01:43,583 I wouldn't marry her, daddy. 2177 02:01:43,791 --> 02:01:45,833 Very good, mate. We are so proud of you. 2178 02:01:46,458 --> 02:01:47,083 Huhh 2179 02:01:47,208 --> 02:01:49,041 Let's go. Someone stop the DJ 2180 02:01:49,125 --> 02:01:52,000 They've had all the fun before the wedding. 2181 02:01:52,083 --> 02:01:53,000 Move out of the way, sister. 2182 02:01:55,416 --> 02:01:57,958 Hello, the wedding has been called off there. 2183 02:01:59,250 --> 02:02:00,541 Then even we wouldn't marry them. 2184 02:02:00,625 --> 02:02:02,916 Very good ladies. We're so proud of you. 2185 02:02:03,208 --> 02:02:05,791 Girls, he is a liar 2186 02:02:05,916 --> 02:02:09,583 Girls, you wouldn't find men like my sons. 2187 02:02:09,625 --> 02:02:11,166 Wow! What a view? 2188 02:02:12,333 --> 02:02:14,291 I am so lonely. 2189 02:02:14,666 --> 02:02:16,291 I have nobody. 2190 02:02:17,375 --> 02:02:23,041 Where is our garden's melody flying away to?" 2191 02:02:23,250 --> 02:02:29,333 "She is leaving her father's hearth. " 2192 02:02:38,583 --> 02:02:40,250 Can you give me some strawberries too? 2193 02:02:46,583 --> 02:02:48,250 Look at you so eager to get married to someone else. 2194 02:02:48,500 --> 02:02:50,375 Weren't you ashamed to have someone else's name drawn in henna? 2195 02:02:51,916 --> 02:02:53,500 You yourself got married. Why do you care? 2196 02:02:56,041 --> 02:02:57,458 Why would I be here, had I been married? 2197 02:02:57,750 --> 02:02:59,041 Wouldn't I be on my honeymoon? 2198 02:03:00,208 --> 02:03:01,166 Wait. 2199 02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:03,958 Hold this. 2200 02:03:04,625 --> 02:03:06,666 Didn't Miss Green Grass threw this? 2201 02:03:07,041 --> 02:03:08,666 That is why I say the teacher is the best. 2202 02:03:08,791 --> 02:03:09,416 What did you say? 2203 02:03:09,500 --> 02:03:12,041 I mean she is the second best. You are the absolute best. 2204 02:03:13,208 --> 02:03:15,000 Idiot, couldn't you've said this earlier? 2205 02:03:15,083 --> 02:03:16,958 Stupid, aren't you always ready to fight? 2206 02:03:18,083 --> 02:03:20,500 Oh, you remembered our pet names so quickly 2207 02:03:25,833 --> 02:03:26,583 Fateh? 2208 02:03:27,500 --> 02:03:28,708 Mother, what are you doing here? 2209 02:03:28,833 --> 02:03:30,833 This girl brought back my earrings from the jeweller. 2210 02:03:31,000 --> 02:03:32,208 She said Fateh has sent. 2211 02:03:32,458 --> 02:03:34,333 I had come to bless her with a wedding present. 2212 02:03:36,375 --> 02:03:37,833 You care so much about me, Senior Constable. 2213 02:03:38,875 --> 02:03:40,500 You care so much about my feelings? 2214 02:03:42,208 --> 02:03:43,541 Even then you were going to get married to someone else? 2215 02:03:43,875 --> 02:03:47,375 If you can stand up for your family, then why can't I stand up for my brothers? 2216 02:03:48,125 --> 02:03:50,583 If I break off my wedding, their weddings will also be called off. 2217 02:03:51,541 --> 02:03:55,125 I have already done that. The guests have left. 2218 02:03:57,166 --> 02:03:58,791 Who will marry them now? 2219 02:04:00,375 --> 02:04:02,750 More than you, their brother-in-law is concerned for their marriage. 2220 02:04:02,791 --> 02:04:03,916 I will get them married. 2221 02:04:04,208 --> 02:04:07,583 What are you saying? I will set them up. 2222 02:04:07,958 --> 02:04:09,583 - Hey Make-up Artist, MUA - Yes 2223 02:04:09,833 --> 02:04:10,750 Listen to me. 2224 02:04:11,208 --> 02:04:12,708 -Do you know Chris Gayle? -Yes. 2225 02:04:12,833 --> 02:04:13,916 Okay. 2226 02:04:14,208 --> 02:04:18,291 Crawl under this. 2227 02:04:19,750 --> 02:04:20,708 Hello beautifuls. 2228 02:04:20,833 --> 02:04:22,958 Hi. Talk to Mumtaz. 2229 02:04:23,041 --> 02:04:24,916 -Look. -Hi. 2230 02:04:26,333 --> 02:04:28,250 Yes. -Let me introduce them to the other one. 2231 02:04:28,541 --> 02:04:29,541 Hello. 2232 02:04:29,625 --> 02:04:31,833 What tribe do you belong to? 2233 02:04:31,958 --> 02:04:34,000 They belong to the Jallalabad tribe. 2234 02:04:34,083 --> 02:04:35,500 They are so handsome. 2235 02:04:36,875 --> 02:04:37,791 Don't compliment them. 2236 02:04:37,833 --> 02:04:40,458 They are already very desperate and would bring the entire Punjab with them. 2237 02:04:40,500 --> 02:04:41,583 You'd look nice together. 2238 02:04:41,625 --> 02:04:44,166 Look how beautiful they look in their traditional Punjabi suits. 2239 02:04:44,291 --> 02:04:45,875 They are 6 feet 6 inches tall. 2240 02:04:46,083 --> 02:04:48,083 You can start your business of the 'Black Boxers' gang. 2241 02:04:48,208 --> 02:04:50,750 You can take them along. You wouldn't need a ladder. 2242 02:04:51,583 --> 02:04:52,958 Look at them act all coy. 2243 02:04:53,208 --> 02:04:54,250 Greet them. 2244 02:04:55,250 --> 02:04:56,916 Habibi. 2245 02:04:57,416 --> 02:04:59,125 Okay, it is confirmed then. 2246 02:04:59,291 --> 02:05:00,250 Okay beautifuls 2247 02:05:00,458 --> 02:05:01,208 Okay, bye. 2248 02:05:01,958 --> 02:05:03,250 Their marriage is fixed then. 2249 02:05:04,541 --> 02:05:07,000 Habibi? Do you want to go to Dubai instead? 2250 02:05:09,791 --> 02:05:12,791 Come on, let's go. 2251 02:05:14,958 --> 02:05:15,708 Get up, rascals. 2252 02:05:15,833 --> 02:05:18,250 -Get up. Come on. -You too come on. 2253 02:05:19,958 --> 02:05:22,125 I have got them engaged to Noor Jahan and Mumtaz 2254 02:05:23,125 --> 02:05:25,291 The beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. 2255 02:05:25,833 --> 02:05:28,291 They presumed them to be Chris Gayle's cousins. 2256 02:05:33,500 --> 02:05:34,791 I've set them up. 2257 02:05:36,375 --> 02:05:37,833 Shall we too get married? 2258 02:05:40,041 --> 02:05:41,500 First propose nicely. 2259 02:05:43,625 --> 02:05:44,333 What do you mean? 2260 02:05:45,208 --> 02:05:47,708 Get down on your knees. 2261 02:05:49,875 --> 02:05:51,125 She is asking me to go down on my knees. 2262 02:05:51,208 --> 02:05:53,750 If a girl attends to your mother's feelings. 2263 02:05:53,958 --> 02:05:55,041 Not only should you go down on your knees, 2264 02:05:55,125 --> 02:05:57,208 But you should treat her as a queen throughout. 2265 02:06:04,166 --> 02:06:06,458 Miss Senior Constable, Will you marry me? 2266 02:06:08,458 --> 02:06:13,041 You will not wear counterfeit clothing to portray yourself as wealthy. 2267 02:06:13,250 --> 02:06:14,125 I will not wear. 2268 02:06:15,958 --> 02:06:18,291 We must not become father's brother-in-law but mother's brothers. 2269 02:06:18,833 --> 02:06:21,000 You must never accept a bribe. 2270 02:06:27,583 --> 02:06:28,291 I will never take bribe. 2271 02:06:31,708 --> 02:06:32,500 Hey young man, 2272 02:06:36,125 --> 02:06:36,958 You've cheated us. 2273 02:06:37,250 --> 02:06:40,583 You told them that we backed out and also lied to us. 2274 02:06:42,625 --> 02:06:44,500 You guys didn't have fun. 2275 02:06:45,750 --> 02:06:48,458 Uncle, It took me a day and a half to create a romantic ambience. 2276 02:06:48,791 --> 02:06:49,875 Do not ruin it, please. 2277 02:06:50,250 --> 02:06:51,958 Yes, we didn't have all the fun however, 2278 02:06:52,041 --> 02:06:54,541 we are about to rub salt in your wounds. Look. 2279 02:06:55,875 --> 02:06:56,708 Hurry up. 2280 02:07:08,708 --> 02:07:10,208 It is the end for you, uncle 2281 02:07:11,333 --> 02:07:12,541 But for all of you, it hasn't ended. 2282 02:07:13,083 --> 02:07:14,250 I am saying it to you all. 2283 02:07:17,250 --> 02:07:19,833 It's a Beautiful night 2284 02:07:20,375 --> 02:07:21,791 Let's travel to England for our honeymoon. 2285 02:07:21,916 --> 02:07:22,916 No, I don't want to go to England 2286 02:07:23,291 --> 02:07:24,166 Why? 2287 02:07:24,250 --> 02:07:25,541 Why do you want to go to England? 2288 02:07:25,708 --> 02:07:28,083 It is a great country. I liked it. 2289 02:07:29,041 --> 02:07:31,625 Own it, It's because your sister Daisy lives there. Right? 2290 02:07:34,791 --> 02:07:36,041 Who is calling now? 2291 02:07:37,500 --> 02:07:38,958 Put the phone on speaker. 2292 02:07:39,333 --> 02:07:40,958 - On speaker? okay -Hello. 2293 02:07:41,208 --> 02:07:42,500 Hello teacher. 2294 02:07:42,541 --> 02:07:44,583 Yes, partner. How have you been? 2295 02:07:44,833 --> 02:07:47,833 - Partner? -Hello, business partner. How are you? 2296 02:07:47,958 --> 02:07:49,541 I have sent you a photo. Have a look. 2297 02:07:49,625 --> 02:07:51,291 What photo has she sent at this time? 2298 02:07:52,333 --> 02:07:53,500 Aunt was pregnant? 2299 02:07:55,166 --> 02:07:58,208 Your aunt has given birth to a son. When are you coming with sweetmeats? 2300 02:07:58,333 --> 02:08:00,500 Haha, look at you having fun with this. 2301 02:08:00,625 --> 02:08:02,666 Alright, we shall talk some other time. I am busy, right now. 2302 02:08:02,708 --> 02:08:07,375 Take care. I think I called you at the wrong time. Bye, Pooja. 2303 02:08:08,375 --> 02:08:09,833 She is very sly. 2304 02:08:12,750 --> 02:08:14,000 Your aunt's son is handsome. 2305 02:08:14,083 --> 02:08:15,250 Good, he does not resemble uncle. 2306 02:08:17,083 --> 02:08:21,208 There was definitely something that you did not let her tie the sacred thread to you. 2307 02:08:21,958 --> 02:08:22,583 There wasn't anything. 2308 02:08:23,458 --> 02:08:25,541 Tell me. I wouldn't say anything to you. 2309 02:08:26,291 --> 02:08:29,208 Now we are partners. Tell me, dear. tell me. 2310 02:08:31,208 --> 02:08:32,208 Sure? 2311 02:08:34,416 --> 02:08:36,250 -Sure? -Yes. 2312 02:08:37,833 --> 02:08:39,541 We men have this problem. 2313 02:08:40,208 --> 02:08:41,125 What? 2314 02:08:41,791 --> 02:08:44,416 I'm serious, ladies. You can ask the men sitting next to you. 2315 02:08:45,041 --> 02:08:47,125 We might not even know the girl 2316 02:08:47,375 --> 02:08:49,333 but whenever a beautiful girl gets married. 2317 02:08:49,875 --> 02:08:51,208 We tend to tear up. 2318 02:08:53,833 --> 02:08:54,583 Do not hit me on the 'Gillard' 2319 02:08:54,750 --> 02:08:55,750 What is 'Gillard'? 2320 02:08:56,458 --> 02:08:58,333 I will tell in the next part. 2321 02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:00,458 No, Senior Constable 2322 02:09:00,541 --> 02:09:02,291 This is our first night, not a prison. 2323 02:09:15,791 --> 02:09:21,000 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you" 2324 02:09:21,083 --> 02:09:26,250 "Oh dear Punjabi girl Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl" 2325 02:09:26,458 --> 02:09:31,708 "Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you" 2326 02:09:31,833 --> 02:09:36,666 "Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. " 2327 02:09:36,791 --> 02:09:42,333 "Oh, my life melted like a snowflake, wandering every street behind you". 2328 02:09:42,416 --> 02:09:47,625 "You make me highly intoxicated Like a bottle of alcohol" 2329 02:09:47,750 --> 02:09:53,125 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you" 2330 02:09:53,208 --> 02:09:58,291 "Oh dear Punjabi girl" "Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl" 2331 02:09:58,375 --> 02:10:03,708 "Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you" 2332 02:10:03,833 --> 02:10:08,958 "Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. " 2333 02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:13,666 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt" 2334 02:10:14,958 --> 02:10:19,250 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt" 2335 02:10:19,791 --> 02:10:22,708 "I will give ten-fold of what you ask for. " "Oh, I give you all you desire" 2336 02:10:22,750 --> 02:10:25,333 "I'll bring the glow to your face, Oh girl" 2337 02:10:25,416 --> 02:10:28,083 "Climbing the rooftop, I bring you the moon and stars. " 2338 02:10:28,125 --> 02:10:30,375 "What else can I offer you, oh girl?" 2339 02:10:30,416 --> 02:10:33,333 "I will give ten-fold of what you ask for. Oh, I give you all you desire" 2340 02:10:33,375 --> 02:10:35,708 "I'll bring the glow to your face, Oh girl" 2341 02:10:35,750 --> 02:10:38,666 "Climbing the rooftop, I bring you the moon and stars. " 2342 02:10:38,708 --> 02:10:41,333 "What else can I offer you, oh girl?" 2343 02:10:41,416 --> 02:10:46,333 "Tell me, for who do you dress up? Why do you distance yourself from me?" 2344 02:10:46,416 --> 02:10:51,666 "You resonate in my ears, Like the melody of Rabab" 2345 02:10:51,791 --> 02:10:54,333 "You're the Juliet" 2346 02:10:54,416 --> 02:10:59,708 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you" 2347 02:10:59,833 --> 02:11:05,041 "Oh dear Punjabi girl Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl" 2348 02:11:05,125 --> 02:11:10,333 "Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you" 2349 02:11:10,416 --> 02:11:16,125 "Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. " 2350 02:11:16,250 --> 02:11:21,083 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt" 2351 02:11:21,708 --> 02:11:26,291 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt" 2352 02:11:26,375 --> 02:11:32,041 "Without you, my heart can't find peace. I stay awake all night for you. " 2353 02:11:32,125 --> 02:11:37,041 "Tell me, what's your connection with the guy you were laughing with last night?" 2354 02:11:37,125 --> 02:11:42,291 "Oh, my days, months, and years pass with you, always following in your footsteps. " 2355 02:11:42,375 --> 02:11:45,291 "We've been in love for so long" 2356 02:11:45,375 --> 02:11:47,666 "Today's generation wouldn't grasp it. " 2357 02:11:47,791 --> 02:11:53,041 "You are the river that flows through my life. " 2358 02:11:53,083 --> 02:11:58,208 "This night of love will never come again. " "Oh, you're the Juliet" 2359 02:11:58,458 --> 02:12:06,291 "Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt I can't take my eyes off you" 2360 02:12:06,333 --> 02:12:11,541 Oh dear Punjabi girl Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl 2361 02:12:11,750 --> 02:12:17,041 "Oh, your nose pin gleams, I said, it's not easy to impress you" 2362 02:12:17,125 --> 02:12:23,083 "Oh, you're like a blooming rose. Oh yes, like a blooming rose. "