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{\an8}- Sahab…
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{\an8}Vijay ji! Vijay ji!
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{\an8}Vijay ji!
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{\an8}-
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{\an8}♪ The Lord ♪
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{\an8}♪ Is my shepherd ♪
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{\an8}♪ There is nothing… ♪
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{\an8}-
It's okay.
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{\an8}I just thought
he's out for a walk.
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{\an8}- I called out to him from the taxi.
Hmm.
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{\an8}But I guess he didn't hear me.
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{\an8}If I had known
he was planning to take his own life,
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{\an8}- I would have then…
Oh…
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{\an8}They couldn't find Vijay uncle's body.
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{\an8}I'm sure he'll come back as a ghost.
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{\an8}If there was no body,
then how did they find out?
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{\an8}Arey, Bakshi aunty saw him
standing alone by the seaside.
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{\an8}Then those boys there saw him jump.
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{\an8}Mamma said they acted
like real gentlemen by informing us.
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{\an8}Please be seated.
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{\an8}-
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{\an8}- Sit.
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{\an8}- Mr. Bathena?
Yes?
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{\an8}- Please.
Oh, yes.
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{\an8}Oh, oh, I'm sorry, so sorry.
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{\an8}Yes.
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{\an8}First of all,
my heartfelt condolences to the family.
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{\an8}Deeksha, Akhil and Abhishek.
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{\an8}- It's Abhimanyu, uncle, not Abhishek.
Shh.
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{\an8}Sorry, deekra. Abhimanyu.
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{\an8}Vijay and I met 30 years ago.
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{\an8}He had brought his wife
to my cancer care center.
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{\an8}Anna stayed in my hospital
for seven years.
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{\an8}And Vijay and I became best of friends.
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{\an8}- Hm.
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{\an8}So many memories.
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{\an8}I don't even know where to begin.
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{\an8}For example,
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{\an8}we used to play a lot of rummy together.
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{\an8}Score was 126 all.
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{\an8}Actually, I think
I was leading 126 to 125.
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{\an8}But how do I argue
with someone who's dead? Cheater!
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{\an8}And Vijay wasn't just a good rummy player.
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{\an8}He was also
the champion dancer of the colony.
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{\an8}He won the Garba Night trophy three times.
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{\an8}But yeah,
one result was a bit controversial.
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{\an8}Because
Mrs. Bakshi was the judge.
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{\an8}He was your favorite, right?
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{\an8}Favoritism!
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{\an8}Father, please wait,
I'm checking whether I've missed anything.
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{\an8}Oh yes, yes, here it is.
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{\an8}Vijay is not dead.
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{\an8}Vijay will never die!
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What the hell?
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Papa!
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- Nanu!
- Vijay!
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Oi!
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What's all this?
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- I told you, ghost!
- Come on! Run!
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What's my photo doing there?
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Teacher had said
ghosts don't exist!
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Vijay!
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Wat up, guys?
Welcome back to Shock-a-locka Baby.
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Your daily dose of shocking stories!
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{\an8}Yeah, well, I'm very excited today.
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{\an8}Because last week I showed you
two frogs getting married, right?
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{\an8}But today, we have Vijay Mathew,
who turned up in church at his own funeral
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{\an8}and behind this door
lives second-chance Vijay,
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{\an8}who I'm sure
is just happy to be alive, bro.
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{\an8}Ready?
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{\an8}- Boom!
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- Chutiye!
- Papa!
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Sorry.
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You two-faced hypocrite!
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Trying to be a big frog in a small pond!
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Why would I commit suicide? Tell me!
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Just because I didn't come home,
you had the whole colony in an uproar.
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You organized a prayer meeting
and even ordered this coffin for me.
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Hey, don't you put all this back on us!
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- Where were you all night? Tell me.
- I, uh--
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The police were looking for your body
till six in the morning!
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- I went for a walk, yaar.
- Without your cell phone?
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I, uh, I left it here to charge.
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- I forgot, beta.
- Don't 'beta' me!
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I'll buy you a strap
to hang your phone around your neck.
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- Then you'll never forget--
- Mrs. Bakshi, please.
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What "please"?
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Why were you doing this-this
standing on the sea wall?
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- Huh? She saw you.
- That's my diving pose, beta.
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Whenever I see water,
my inner swimmer comes alive.
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- Look at that photo.
- Huh?
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It's ridiculous!
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But that is not the point.
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Point is that without finding my body,
how could you organize a coffin for me?
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- How could you do it?
- Why did you not come home last night?
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That is also the point.
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Arey, I was just having a few drinks
with Kishore in your hospital.
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Kishore got drunk and passed out.
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So then I went to the room
behind the dormitory and I slept off.
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So if you were knocked out over there,
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who did those neighborhood boys see
jumping into the water?
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They said he was very old,
with holes in his clothes, very dirty man.
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- You’re the dirty old man, idiot!
- Papa!
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One minute, one minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was a ragpicker.
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His clothes were old, all torn up.
He must have jumped.
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- Yeah!
- Correct! That solves it, huh?
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I'm telling you,
let's celebrate, let's party!
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Hey, did they find the poor beggar's body?
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- Arey, you dumbass, what are--
- Arey, Papa!
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Come on, Akhil.
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- So nice to see you again, Abhishek.
- It is Abhimanyu!
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- Oh sorry.
- Beta, one minute, one minute.
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- At least have some chai.
- Order some samosas too. Yeah?
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Stop acting
like everything is normal, Papa!
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But why are you getting angry?
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I should be angry
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that before I'm even dead, you're sitting
in church next to my coffin.
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Don't act over smart.
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Ever since we lost Mamma,
you've become really careless.
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- You're still reeking of beer, you know?
- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I promise you from now on,
I won’t drink anymore. Happy now?
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- Really?
- Yes. Come on, smile.
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Grow up!
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- Beta, just listen to me!
- She's right.
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But welcome back.
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Thank you, beta. Thank you, thank you.
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- Hello, beta.
- I love you, Nanu.
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- Sorry, beta.
- Akhil!
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- Yeah.
- Viju, I'm so happy that you're not dead.
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Hey, what are you doing, Bakshi ji?
I'm not… please, thank you.
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Vijay, I'm leaving too.
I'm really exhausted.
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- Don't you dare do this again.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Next time, I'll wait for you to die.
- Very funny.
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- What are these papers in your hand?
- Nothing, nothing.
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- Show me.
- I'll tell you some other time.
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- They're personal notes.
- Show me, yaar!
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Sit down.
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Just sit down!
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{\an8}"Vijay's eulogy."
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Aren't you gonna say something?
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You slimy, back-stabbing
snake in the grass!
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Actually, better if you keep quiet.
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Rummy player? Garba dancer?
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Debate champion in the 10th grade?
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Bloody, I died and this
is what you chose to write about me?
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- But you didn't actually die, did you?
- You didn't know that, right?
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- Arey, but--
- Now wait till you die.
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Then see what speech
I give about you at your funeral.
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Bloody failed compounder,
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horny ward boy,
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that old sweeper at the hospital!
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- Where are you going?
- You may not think you're an old man,
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but my bladder reminds me
every single day that I am.
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- Tinkle time for me now.
- Your little tinkle can wait. Sit down.
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Damn it,
we've been friends for so long now,
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and you really know
nothing at all about my life?
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Nothing about my achievements, huh?
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So sorry, yaar.
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Okay, for future reference,
tell me what I should say about you.
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- So many things.
- For example?
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- For example?
- Yeah.
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I was a bronze medalist
in the national swimming championship.
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Year?
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- 1976… six, yes.
- Oh! Congratulations.
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Uh, and?
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And, uh…
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And Anna always said
that if I continued with my swimming,
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I would be good enough
to qualify for the Asian Games.
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A swimmer with potential? Wow!
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- Yes!
- Fantastic!
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Anything else? More. More.
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And, uh…
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And I'm so angry right now that I'm blank.
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Vijay, all those things
we dreamt of becoming,
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and look what we have become.
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Everyone's in the same boat.
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- I'm happy you're alive. Yes.
- Hmm.
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- Hmm.
- See you. Bye.
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You rest, rest, rest, rest.
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{\an8}
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Akhil, you have to open
your mouth at the right time.
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Come on, focus. Like this.
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Watch it, watch this.
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- Wow!
- Woah!
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Your cake, sir.
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- Lovely!
- Looks good! Doesn't it?
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Papa, we're cutting the cake.
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- I'm teaching him now. Akhil!
- You can train him later.
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- Come on. Come.
- Okay, coming.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Happy birthday, Mamma!
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- Happy, happy birthday.
- Thank you! Hmm.
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- Happy birthday, beta.
- Thank you, Papa.
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Bless you.
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- Bless you.
- Hmm.
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- Alright, I'll see you, okay?
- No, it's my birthday. You can't leave.
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Meet my friends.
This is Jaag, this is Sunny.
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Jaag! Like the car.
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Good to meet you, uncle.
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Jaguar. They moved
into our building three months ago.
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- From the US.
- Yeah.
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- I see.
- Jaag is a motivational speaker.
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- And he runs a company called, uh…
- Ja-Su-It!
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- Sorry?
- Ja-Su-It?
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- Jaag and Sunny.
- Hmm.
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Thirty-nine centers in 21 countries.
Cool?
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Ah! Ja… Okay, okay. Ja-Su-It.
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- Uh, so, what do you do?
- Yeah.
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Me? I'm just retired.
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And before that?
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Oh, I wa… I was a swimming coach.
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Oh, nice.
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Oh, like nationals?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- State?
245
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Um…
246
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Um, in this club, actually.
247
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It was more like a hobby.
248
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Okay.
249
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This is where Abhimanyu and I first met.
250
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- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- So cute!
251
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Teaching children to swim in a club pool.
252
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Noble. Noble.
253
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But what was your main job
all these years?
254
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My main job was coaching, and…
255
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it was my hobby, too.
256
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Actually, Dad's been extremely passionate
about swimming. Right, Dad?
257
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Whatever you do, do it well.
258
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Age is just a number, bro.
259
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Push, pump, hustle, kill!
260
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Easy, baby!
261
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Nanu was a bronze medal champion!
262
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,541
- Ah, cool!
- Wow!
263
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,291
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
264
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I-I'll leave now, beta.
265
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Bye, Papa.
266
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- See you, Dad.
- Bye, Nanu.
267
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{\an8}GOOD RUMMY PLAYER
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{\an8}RETURNED RS 5000
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Great things
270
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done by…
271
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old people.
272
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:52,166
- John Glenn.
- Hmm.
273
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,666
He went into space
at the age of 77, okay?
274
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,291
- Yes, Kishore.
- You can't even go to the bathroom.
275
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,625
- Okay, no problem.
- Next, next.
276
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And this Momofoko Rambo.
I mean Momofuku Ando.
277
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At the age of 61,
he invented instant noodles, okay?
278
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,666
- Oh!
- Look, I'm already dying of cancer, okay?
279
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,041
Food poisoning
is not what I want to die of.
280
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,625
Okay! Listen to this.
281
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,375
Raymond Colbert.
282
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,500
At the ripe old age of 78,
he became a father.
283
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,500
Baap re!
284
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:21,625
Listen.
285
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:24,833
You do what John Glenn did
and take off into space.
286
00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:27,666
He wants to become a father!
287
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,541
Vijay, when was the last time you had sex?
288
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,333
- Sorry, sister, he's a pervert.
- Hey…
289
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,208
Lower your voice, chutiye.
No need to shout it out.
290
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,791
21st June.
291
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,291
- Ah!
- Oh, recently.
292
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,500
2007.
293
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,250
Lieutenant Colonel James Warren.
294
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,750
He got a pilot's license at the age of 87.
295
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,750
- Move.
- Whose license was it?
296
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,416
Did he get it back?
297
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Hey, Vijay, if you're gonna be a pilot,
please let me know.
298
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,500
One has to book train tickets
well in advance.
299
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,125
Are you cheerleaders or fearleaders?
300
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,458
"Fearleaders!" That's original, Vijay.
301
00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:10,083
- Vijay, you can do one impossible thing.
- What?
302
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,125
You can stop swearing so much
in your old age.
303
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,541
Impossible!
304
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:17,166
- Even Anna couldn't stop him.
- Don't talk such rubbish, okay?
305
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,750
He's the number one potty mouth.
306
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,375
Yaar, don't mention potty.
I was totally jammed this morning.
307
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,333
Arey, why don’t you try some guava?
It's very effective.
308
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:27,583
Yeah, you keep talking about potty.
Potty this and potty that.
309
00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:30,791
Saala, we have no such achievement
in our life that will move people to say,
310
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,458
- "Wow, what a life this guy lived!"
- Hmm.
311
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:35,958
Oh, so you’re having regrets,
now that you've missed the boat?
312
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,750
Great! There goes our Mr. Optimistic.
313
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,750
How were you a doctor 30 years ago, yaar?
314
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,833
His patients must've died of depression.
315
00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:45,416
There's an age for everything.
316
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,916
- And what age is that?
- My grandson's age.
317
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,750
He's running a triathlon race
at the age of 18.
318
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,375
Youngest to do it. Youngest!
319
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,208
Your grandson's doing it, right?
320
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,375
Why are you gassing off
like a rhino's ass?
321
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,500
A rhino's ass! He's learning.
I taught him well.
322
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,708
Dumb people, dumb people!
323
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,708
Hey Vijay,
wasn't he your doctor too?
324
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,208
Yeah. He was a chutiya then,
he's a chutiya now.
325
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:09,000
He's a certified chautiya.
326
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,708
- Yes!
- What happened?
327
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,291
- Felt some pressure.
- Applause!
328
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,208
Yes, yaar!
329
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:21,375
One and a half kilometers of swimming,
followed by 40 kilometers of cycling,
330
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,000
and after that 10 kilometers of running.
331
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,333
Can anyone here tell me
what this is called?
332
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:28,083
Stupidity!
333
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,166
Triathlon.
334
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:37,291
The youngest person to have successfully
completed the triathlon in India
335
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,541
was just 20 years old.
336
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,458
But now,
337
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,375
Aditya Jaiswal
338
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:48,041
from your very own colony will attempt
this race at just 18 years of age!
339
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,125
Wow!
340
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,708
Very good.
May his Grandpa's old age rub off on him.
341
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,708
- Best of luck!
- Thank you.
342
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:58,875
And
to encourage Aditya some more,
343
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:02,250
we have with us some very special guests.
344
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,458
Like Mr. Sunil Saxena,
345
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:07,666
the Triathlon Association
Of India's Vice Chairman,
346
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,125
and a very good friend of Mr. Jaiswal.
347
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,750
Very nice. Pleasure, pleasure.
348
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,500
And we have
another special guest among us.
349
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,583
His name is Vivek Sagar ji.
350
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:21,583
- Vivek Sagar ji is the CEO of Boot Inc.
- Hmm.
351
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:24,375
That's right.
Boot Inc. Boots for Youth,
352
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,541
- A leading shoe brand…
- Does your phone have internet?
353
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,291
- …sponsoring Aditya.
- I don't carry a phone.
354
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,708
Give him a big hand.
Come, sir. Please, sir.
355
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,458
I've worn Boot Inc. shoes
specially for this event.
356
00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:40,041
- Arey! Oh. Really?
- Come, sir, welcome.
357
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,458
I'm coming.
One minute, this chewing gum is…
358
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,166
No problem, sir…
359
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,250
- Here.
- Take your time.
360
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,333
…got stuck.
361
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,250
So Boot Inc. would like to announce
362
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:52,166
that if Aditya Jaiswal completes
this triathlon successfully,
363
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,375
then a charity of Aditya's choice
will receive a donation
364
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,333
- of no less than 20 lakh rupees! Wow!
- Wow!
365
00:19:58,416 --> 00:19:59,291
Whoo!
366
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,166
Twenty lakhs!
367
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,500
Wow!
368
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,208
Wow! Wow! Wow, sir! Amazing!
369
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,666
Hey, Vijay?
370
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:13,166
Oldest…
371
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:16,333
person
372
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,500
triathlon.
373
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,375
- Fali! I got it!
- How are you, Vijay?
374
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,875
- I got it!
- Come, come, Vijay. Just in time!
375
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,083
- Sit down.
- I found my big idea.
376
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:42,750
You always say that and you end up
losing the first set.
377
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,750
Forget about it.
378
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:46,083
- Hey, not for playing rummy, yaar.
- Then?
379
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,750
- For my eulogy.
- Eulogy?
380
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,375
- For making my life special.
- Yeah.
381
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,958
To make things easier
for you in church after I'm dead.
382
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:54,791
The kind of idea
that will completely blow people's minds.
383
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,291
Their jaws will drop in wonder,
384
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,125
and they'll say, "Wow!
Just look at what Vijay has achieved!"
385
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,208
Congratulations, Vijay.
And who's the lucky girl?
386
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,791
How did you get her pregnant so quickly?
387
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,583
Pregnant? Arey, put it down!
388
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,958
Your fertile mind got her pregnant.
389
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,750
- You want to hear it or not?
- Yeah, come on, tell me.
390
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,916
- Triathlon!
- What lawn?
391
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,708
Triathlon! Triathlon!
392
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:19,625
Arey, if it's a triathlon, you don't
have to say it three-three times.
393
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,166
"Triathlon" what?
394
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:26,208
You know, the oldest person to complete
a triathlon in India was 67 years old.
395
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:27,666
- So?
- And what's my age?
396
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,666
- Ah, you're 69, right?
- Exactly!
397
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,208
Don't you get it?
398
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:36,458
Just tell me clearly
what're you going to do in this triathlon?
399
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:39,416
- You're going to watch it?
- I'm going to do the whole triathlon.
400
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,041
I'm going to complete the triathlon at 69
and set a new record in India!
401
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:46,041
Vijay Mathew will be the oldest man
to complete a triathlon in India.
402
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,541
Vijay Mathew is great!
Vijay Mathew is fantastic!
403
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,333
- Vijay Mathew zindabad!
- Are you crazy?
404
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,625
Do you know all the things
you have to do in a triathlon?
405
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,250
- You heard the announcer--
- I know that.
406
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:58,291
One and a half km swimming,
40 km cycling and 10 km running.
407
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,125
And you're going to do all this?
408
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,625
Oh, yes! I swim very well
and you know that.
409
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,458
I cycle around the colony
and running I’ll manage along the way.
410
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:11,083
Oh, my God! You’re totally mad!
411
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,666
Oh, my dear Lord!
412
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,541
You laxative-filled lollipop!
What're you laughing at?
413
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,750
Oh, my God.
414
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,041
I can't take it anymore.
You're totally mad!
415
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,041
- Hey chutiye!
- I'm not a chutiya, you're a chutiya.
416
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,333
- Shut up!
- Oh, my God!
417
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,291
You!
418
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,125
At this age?
419
00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,458
Triathlon? Have you lost your mind?
420
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:43,375
You'll be dead.
421
00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:04,000
- Am I supposed to say something? Or--
- Brahmacharya, bachelor student life.
422
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,166
Grihastha, married life.
423
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,000
Vanaprastha, retirement.
424
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:12,750
And in the end Sanyaasa, total detachment.
425
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:16,458
Sorry.
Looks like I've come to the wrong office.
426
00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:18,333
No, no, no, no. Look over there.
427
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:21,041
Not in the wrong office,
428
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:23,833
you're just in the wrong age bracket,
Mister, uh… ?
429
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,791
- Vijay Mathew.
- Correct.
430
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:30,208
You belong between the Vanaprastha
and Sanyaasa stages of life.
431
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,916
And you're trying to be a Brahmachari.
432
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,708
- Is this some kind of prank or--?
- You're playing a prank on us, Mr. Vijay!
433
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,250
- Rajan, Rajan.
- Sir, you--
434
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,250
- Rajan, one minute.
- Fine, sir.
435
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,708
Mr. Mathew, this committee
has looked at your application
436
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:45,416
- and discussed it too.
- Okay.
437
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,875
I'm sorry
you can't take part in the triathlon.
438
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,166
But, my friend, why?
439
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,458
Not friend, sir.
440
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:56,166
Mr. Sunil Saxena!
Vice Chairman, Triathlon Association of--
441
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,791
- Mrs. Sethia.
- Okay, sir. Okay.
442
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:03,083
- I'm sorry, sir, but why?
- Because you're too old for this.
443
00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:06,625
Because at this age, you're better off
playing with your grandchildren.
444
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:10,000
Understand?
And not cycling for 40 kilometers!
445
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,166
And it's not safe.
446
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,625
But it's my risk, right?
447
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:15,833
I'm willing to sign a waiver on the form.
448
00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:19,416
But Mathew sahab, this committee
is not ready to sign your death warrant.
449
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,583
But you have given
that kid Aditya permission, haven’t you?
450
00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:24,875
Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot.
451
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:27,208
His father
is a good friend of yours, isn't it?
452
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,000
But it's risky for him too, right?
453
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,958
Thanks for applying, Mr. Mathew.
454
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,875
Are you serious?
455
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,750
You're not gonna let me decide
what I can or cannot do with my life?
456
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:41,375
- Of course, we are.
- That's not what you’re doing here.
457
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:44,041
- Why wouldn't--
- You've written my request's rejected.
458
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,166
Provided you make
the right decision, okay?
459
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,375
Good luck, Mr. Mathew.
460
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:43,583
Next is
freestyle 50 meters race.
461
00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:46,875
All the participants of class 5…
462
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,458
Yay!
463
00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:52,708
Just because I defeated
Aditya's father in the colony elections,
464
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:55,083
he's asking his friend
in the committee to get back at me.
465
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,666
- Why should I calm down, yaar?
- Nanu!
466
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,791
Okay. Okay, I've got to go.
I'll talk to you later.
467
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,000
Sorry, beta, sorry.
468
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,916
Please welcome your chief guest,
469
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,625
respected chairman
of the Indian Athletics Federation!
470
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:09,041
Welcome, sir!
471
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,958
- This is our school secretary.
- Hello.
472
00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,500
Remember how to breathe, okay?
473
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,625
- Correct, sideways.
- When you jump…
474
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,833
Bhaisaab, one minute.
475
00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:18,833
- Remember, never--
- This is Akhil's lane.
476
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:21,083
It's all good, uncle ji.
You can use that lane.
477
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,708
Akhil's rhythm will break.
He's been practicing in this lane.
478
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,541
Uncle, it makes
no difference at all, trust me.
479
00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:30,125
At our local club events, I've won
three swimming medals. So I know.
480
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:33,166
- Akhil don't move, stand right here.
- Why are you being so touchy?
481
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,083
Does the mind lose
screws after retirement?
482
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,791
When you find your real father,
why don't you ask him?
483
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,166
- What did you say?
- Yeah.
484
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,125
- Stay here, Arhit!
- Papa!
485
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,583
- Akhil, don't you move. Stand here.
- Don't move!
486
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,250
- Stay right here!
- Nanu, I don't mind.
487
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,666
- Don't let him push you.
- It's okay.
488
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,083
Just don't move, Akhil!
489
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:51,500
- This is our lane.
- …have a stroke, uncle ji!
490
00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:53,041
You have one foot in the grave!
491
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,208
Do you want to know
where I'll shove the other leg?
492
00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:57,833
- Hey! I'm warning you.
- What you're warning me?
493
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:58,833
Please stop this!
494
00:26:58,916 --> 00:27:01,000
- You're a swimming champion, right?
- I am!
495
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:03,000
Take them off! Get in the pool!
496
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:05,666
- Let's see what you're really made of!
- No, no, no, oye!
497
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,958
You don't want to?
Your dad isn't wearing any underwear.
498
00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,750
- Really?
- No underwear? Now watch.
499
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,916
Huh?
500
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,541
Nanu, stop it!
501
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:13,875
- What's he doing?
- Watch this!
502
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,916
Sir,
please come out of the pool.
503
00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,458
Sir, we request you
to come out of the pool.
504
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,458
Ranjit?
505
00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:04,041
Vijay?
506
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,416
- See what you can do with his application.
- Come on, Ranjit.
507
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,875
If the event was in Mumbai,
we could have taken some precautions.
508
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:19,583
The event is 100 kilometers away
in some hilly area.
509
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,250
- It would be risky to take him--
- Bhai sahab, bhai sahab,
510
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:25,833
the Bangalore National Championship
where Ranjit won a gold medal,
511
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:27,500
I got the bronze medal in that event.
512
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,625
I've participated
in more than 12 national meets.
513
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,750
- I'm not some two-bit player!
- Ranjit sir, if something happens to him,
514
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:35,166
- who'll be responsible?
- Yes.
515
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:38,250
- Just see, he's not fit.
- Who said I'm not fit? Should I show you?
516
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,208
You are unfit.
517
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:40,791
Shall I show him how fit I am?
518
00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:43,416
- I know. Vijay, relax.
- How does he know I'm fit or not fit?
519
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,916
Sir, see his behavior.
520
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,500
It's my responsibility.
521
00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,208
You just get his application processed.
522
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,666
Mr. Ranjit Kumar!
523
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:54,083
- Chairman of the Triathlon Association!
- Mrs. Sethia! One minute.
524
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:58,500
Okay sir. If you think he can do it,
we will require a medical test
525
00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,500
and a doctor's NOC.
526
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,083
- Of course.
- And prior hospitalization
527
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:04,333
- and health risk records.
- There's nothing like that, my friend.
528
00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,833
I, I mean, sir, there are no such records.
529
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,041
Ranjit.
530
00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:16,166
Thank you, yaar.
531
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,875
I didn't think
you would even remember who I am.
532
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,375
Come on! How could I ever forget you?
533
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:24,833
- You were a great opponent.
- Thank you.
534
00:29:24,916 --> 00:29:28,541
I always believed that one day
you would thoroughly defeat me in a race.
535
00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:32,958
I looked for you at every race,
but you were never to be seen.
536
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,416
But now I am finally seeing you.
537
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:39,791
And you're lucky, young man.
We're on the same team this time.
538
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:42,083
- Thank you.
- I'll be cheering for you.
539
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,125
Thank you.
540
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:45,208
All the best.
541
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,458
Let's go.
542
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,583
It's a medical test.
543
00:30:05,666 --> 00:30:07,125
Have you gone to sleep?
544
00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:08,458
Uncle!
545
00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:12,333
- Here you go.
- Hmm.
546
00:30:12,416 --> 00:30:15,166
- Okay? Bye.
- Arey, uncle!
547
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:26,250
Aah!
548
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,333
- Bye!
- Uncle!
549
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:30,458
- What is it now?
- Hmm.
550
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:38,125
Come in. Try to relax, try to relax.
Lift both the arms up.
551
00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:40,750
Both your arms, lift them up.
552
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:43,500
Up, yeah. The other arm too.
Like this, straight.
553
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,000
Hmm, very good.
554
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:48,000
Now, look to the side and cough.
555
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:49,916
Hey! What are you doing?
556
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,541
- I'll kill you, Doctor.
- Arey!
557
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,000
I'm just going to write a report.
558
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:54,750
- Forget it.
- No, no, no, doctor, sorry.
559
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,041
- Sorry, I'll do it.
- It's a hernia test, sir.
560
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,000
You have to do it!
561
00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:00,458
Relax, take it easy. Now raise your arms.
562
00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:01,708
Yeah, very good.
563
00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,958
Now look to the right and cough a little.
564
00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:06,583
Aah, Mamma!
565
00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:11,208
Mr. Mathew, do you like
listening to horror stories?
566
00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:12,625
Of course not.
567
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:16,708
When you hear ghost stories,
does your hair stand up?
568
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,166
All over my body.
569
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,416
Just relax, it's nothing.
570
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,916
You witch, you hag!
571
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,958
- She-devil, I'll wring your neck!
- Ah! Security!
572
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:27,875
Let me go!
573
00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:30,083
Pulled out all my hair.
574
00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:35,791
Now what are you doing, doctor?
575
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,333
I'm adjusting my gloves. Yeah?
576
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:40,750
- Now bend down. It's a prostate test.
- Okay.
577
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,958
- Spread your legs and bend down.
- Okay.
578
00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:45,541
- Hey!
- Arey! I'm applying some gel.
579
00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:48,041
It's just some gel on my gloves.
Please relax.
580
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,583
It won't hurt. Now I'll examine you, okay?
581
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:54,666
- You're tickling me.
- One, one minute, one minute.
582
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,166
One, two, three!
583
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,583
It's okay, Biswajit. Sit down,
584
00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:03,708
- Sit. Come on.
- What is?
585
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,541
So, congratulations to Vijay.
586
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,875
Despite the shitty attitude
and potty mouth he's famous for,
587
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:13,000
he's managed to clear his medical tests.
588
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,708
Oh, wow! Congratulations, Vijay!
589
00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:18,916
Yes. Yeah! Yeah, man!
590
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,083
Okay, Vijay.
591
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,750
You remember the last time you died,
592
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,833
you didn't appreciate my speech
even a little bit.
593
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,250
Not at all.
594
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:28,666
But this time
when you're actually planning to die,
595
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,166
you better come
and give your own speech. Come, come.
596
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,166
- Come on, speech, speech.
- Everybody, come on, encourage him.
597
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,916
Okay, okay, okay.
598
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,750
Thank you for the flowers,
thank you for the flowers.
599
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,666
So Anna always insisted
600
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,458
that I shouldn't give up
on my dreams because of her.
601
00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:48,791
And since life had put Anna
on a timer that was running out,
602
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:52,208
that’s why she wanted me
to live life to the fullest.
603
00:32:52,291 --> 00:32:53,833
And I mean every second.
604
00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:57,208
Just like the lines of our favorite song.
605
00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:01,958
So whenever I felt a little sad,
Anna would play my favorite song,
606
00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:05,041
our favorite song,
on our old tape recorder.
607
00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:09,041
What will be
you can never know,
608
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,166
what used to be you can never know--
609
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:15,458
♪ All that can be
Is this moment now ♪
610
00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:16,666
You know this?
611
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:21,583
♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
612
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:24,250
♪ What used to be ♪
613
00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,416
Arey baba, stop it, stop it!
614
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,791
Let him finish what he was saying, guys.
615
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,958
Hey Vijay,
please continue your emotional speech.
616
00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:35,666
So I never gave a thought
to what she said for a very long time.
617
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,958
But it was only last week
when my very good friend Fali Bathena
618
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:42,375
very lovingly ordered
a small coffin for me online,
619
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,916
that too at a discount,
620
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,708
…is when I actually realized that
621
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:49,666
my wife Anna was absolutely right.
622
00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:52,375
We…
623
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,250
We're all
living our lives on a timer.
624
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,958
So…
625
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:09,791
I may be doing this triathlon
for myself, but…
626
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,083
considering the amount of love
you all gave Anna in her final days…
627
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:19,416
Fali, you were so loving to her.
628
00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:21,416
Kishore.
629
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,791
Mrs. Bakshi,
who isn’t here right now and Mrs. Joshi.
630
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,625
What is he saying?
631
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:28,708
- He's saying "thank You" to you.
- Oh!
632
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,791
So I've decided that whatever little money
I make from this triathlon,
633
00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:41,458
I'm going to use it
to repair these broken walls and
634
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,833
leaking pipes at Fali's cancer center.
635
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:48,166
- Wow!
- Arey, wow, wow! Superb! Superb!
636
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,750
- Three cheers for Vijay! Hip-hip…
- Hurray!
637
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,000
- Hip hip…
- Hurray!
638
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,791
- Hip hip…
- Hurray!
639
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,500
What are you doing, Biswajit?
You're okay, right?
640
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:59,750
Why are you crying? Why are you crying?
641
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,208
It's okay.
642
00:35:01,291 --> 00:35:03,750
You dared to call me a potty mouth, huh?
643
00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:06,000
Hey, I'm very happy!
644
00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,875
♪ With dreams
That gleam in my eyes ♪
645
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,541
♪ I walk your paths, O Life ♪
646
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:26,125
Mrs. Bakshi,
at least warn me a little in advance.
647
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,916
Goenka's old,
bed-ridden mother started walking
648
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,708
and running
in just three weeks, thanks to me.
649
00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:34,083
- And thanks to this pep song.
- Who the hell is Goenka?
650
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,708
Arey, Goenka.
651
00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:38,750
Don’t you know he's the one
who saw me in the hospital and boom,
652
00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,750
he immediately made me
his mother's private nurse.
653
00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,791
Mrs. Bakshi,
you need to stop living in the past.
654
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,416
Haye, haye, look who's talking.
655
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,333
- What's this?
- Arey, one minute!
656
00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:49,375
Without monitoring your BP,
you can't go off to exercise.
657
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:52,583
You just stay away from me,
my BP will be absolutely fine.
658
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:54,250
- It's high.
- How much?
659
00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:56,958
- 148 by 98--
- I don't care how high it is.
660
00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:58,833
- Arey!
- Now, please. Just leave me alone.
661
00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:00,666
Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
662
00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:18,625
C'mon, keep going.
663
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,291
Superb!
664
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,333
Wat up, fam? Welcome
to another Shock-a-locka Baby special.
665
00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:57,000
{\an8}Today, we have with us,
the man of the hour himself.
666
00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:00,250
{\an8}None other than Vijay Mathew,
aka Mr. Death,
667
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,916
{\an8}whose funeral video received 40,000 likes
668
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,333
{\an8}- and 2 million views, guys!
This is not the right time.
669
00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:07,541
{\an8}Sir, do you have any message
for my 3 lakh subscribers?
670
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,458
{\an8}I do!
671
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,333
{\an8}Put your phones away,
get the junk out of your brains
672
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:13,583
{\an8}and your bums off your sofas!
And do some work!
673
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:14,916
{\an8}Useless generation!
674
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,916
{\an8}You sound
like my granddad, Vijay.
675
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,333
{\an8}I am a granddad! So stop calling me Vijay!
676
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:23,583
{\an8}Okay, he's very angry.
But we'll try again, don't worry. For you!
677
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:26,875
Vijay, why so serious? It's okay. Chill!
678
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,416
Please, don't bother me.
I'm really exhausted--
679
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,291
- Or I'll break--
- So this was Vijay Mathew,
680
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,375
who fell into the water,
but still didn't die.
681
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,291
And those who rise from a fall are heroes.
682
00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:38,458
You know the drill, subscribe
to my YouTube channel Shock-a-locka Baby!
683
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,083
Come on, too slow, too slow!
684
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:45,125
If you're going to train on your own,
then you're going to die.
685
00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:47,541
This is not a 100- or 400-meter race.
686
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:50,416
You need stamina. Real stamina.
687
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,500
You know,
everything makes a difference, you know?
688
00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:55,458
What time you eat, when you drink,
when you sleep, when you get up,
689
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,083
- when you shit, you know--
- Mummy! Mummy! You're alive?
690
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,416
- Your mummy?
- Yeah, stop talking like my mother!
691
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,541
When to eat, sleep, shit! Such bullshit!
692
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,333
- Shut up!
- Oh, shut up! Look there!
693
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:08,666
I said 3000 calories per day.
Not per meal, okay?
694
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:12,750
All those french fries have turned you
into little burgers. Lift your legs now.
695
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,875
- Come on, run, boys!
- Excuse me, Coach Kumar.
696
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,625
Hello!
697
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,916
- The man I told you about on the phone?
- Yeah.
698
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,583
- This is him.
- Hello.
699
00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:24,083
Dadaji.
700
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:26,125
Hey! Excuse me, excuse me.
701
00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:28,750
Coaching is my passion, not my profession.
702
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:31,500
Hey, hey.
Just give him one chance, no? Please.
703
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,333
Alright. Tell me, height.
What's your height?
704
00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:36,791
- He's 5'7''.
- 5'8".
705
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,708
- That's why my coffin was small.
- Coffin!
706
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,416
Hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait.
707
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:44,333
- Wait. Uh, weight, what's your weight?
- His weight is 78.
708
00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:46,333
- Seventy-seven.
- Arey, last week it was 78.
709
00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:48,791
Seventy-seven! 77!
710
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:52,875
Decide once and for all,
77 or seventy… 77.5.
711
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:54,416
Okay.
712
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,666
Weight, height square 77.5.
713
00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,500
Which means this will be around…
714
00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:04,291
"Twenty-eight." Bhai sahab,
we haven't come to play sudoku.
715
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,666
This is not sudoku.
This is BMI. Body Mass Index.
716
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:10,791
It means
you cannot participate in the triathlon.
717
00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:14,041
- Any reading that is more than 22 means--
- Hidden body fat.
718
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,625
- Yeah.
- Specially in older patients, you know?
719
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:19,833
- Hypertension, early diabetes--
- Chutiye, are you on my side or his side?
720
00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:21,333
Hey, actually, I'm a doctor.
721
00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:23,666
If you have any problems,
you can call me. Dr. Fali.
722
00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:26,583
Good. Doctor, mournfully.
723
00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:28,416
It's 26!
724
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:35,958
- What? What, what, what? What is 26?
- A professional swimmer's average BMI.
725
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,166
He has a higher level
of body fat than an athlete.
726
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,625
It helps him to float.
It's called buoyancy.
727
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,541
That was a sixer!
You knocked it right out of the park.
728
00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,625
Bhai sahab, you should know
I've been a national-level swimmer.
729
00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:50,291
- Even I know some science.
- National?
730
00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,666
- Yes.
- Then I'll give you a discount.
731
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:54,625
- Done!
- Only one and half lakhs.
732
00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:57,708
As soon as I get 50,000, I'll start
your training immediately. Works?
733
00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:01,750
I thought you just said coaching
was your passion, not your profession?
734
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,958
Passion also needs to float, right?
735
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:06,041
It's called buoyancy.
736
00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:09,333
Touché! I like it. I like it.
737
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:11,791
- I like it! Come on! Done, done.
- Arey, what done?
738
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,000
How done?
Where will you get so much money?
739
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:18,458
Should we go to Aditya's sponsor?
Uh, how does his name begin?
740
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,625
- Chuh-chuh-chu-chu--
- Arey, not Chu, Boot Inc.
741
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:23,208
- Yeah.
- And his tagline is "Boots for Youths"!
742
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,166
Arey, I'm still a young dude.
743
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:30,750
{\an8}Hello and welcome
to another episode of Shock-a-locka Baby!
744
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,208
{\an8}Today is a very special day.
745
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:33,958
{\an8}Because in today's exclusive episode…
746
00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:37,250
{\an8}- Hello, my friends!
…joining us is Vijay Mathew?
747
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:39,041
What made you think
748
00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:42,875
{\an8}- of this useless generation suddenly?
I love young people. Yo, ya, yo!
749
00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,041
Very funny.
And we love the truth.
750
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,333
- I need some help from you.
- Ah. There it is.
751
00:40:47,416 --> 00:40:51,541
- To broaden and increase my youth appeal.
- I'm a vlogger, Vijay, not a magician.
752
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:54,708
I'll provide 100% access
to your Shaka-laka-laka-locka show.
753
00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,541
What do I have to do?
754
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:01,125
Bloody hell!
755
00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:07,041
Tell me.
756
00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:10,541
47,500 likes and 2.3 million views.
757
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,500
Hmm.
758
00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:14,625
- Swati! Swati!
- Yes, sir?
759
00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:17,375
Arey, there's a nail stuck in my shoe.
Please do something.
760
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,291
Okay sir.
761
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:24,125
Yeah, so you said there were
2.3 million views?
762
00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:26,458
- For this uncle? Huh?
- What can I say?
763
00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:27,541
I'm a heart bob.
764
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:29,416
- Heartthrob.
- Heartthrob. Yo ya!
765
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,875
- Stop doing that.
- Why?
766
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,458
So what you are trying to say is that
767
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,291
this uncle here
is going to attempt to become
768
00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:37,250
India's oldest triathlete,
769
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:41,208
and you think that our company,
Boots For Youths is a good match?
770
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:43,750
- Yes!
- That's exactly what I'm saying, sir.
771
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:46,083
- You got it. Yes.
- Ah, I got it.
772
00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:51,333
So, if you had come to me 30 years ago,
maybe I could've helped you a little.
773
00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:54,625
But right now, I'm sorry.
774
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:57,416
- Let's go.
- Yeah, we have to also go to Rider Shoes.
775
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,583
- We don't have time, so--
- One minute, one minute.
776
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:01,625
What? What? What Rider?
777
00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:04,750
Rider Shoes.
The sponsor of 12 of my videos,
778
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:06,416
who are well aware
779
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:09,958
that my 3 million subscribers
who will travel with me on Vijay's journey
780
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,583
are going to need
781
00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:13,666
trendy and comfortable shoes.
782
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:14,583
Huh?
783
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,000
Thank me later.
784
00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:19,541
Oh! Amazing.
785
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:22,000
- We're going to Rider Shoes?
- Quiet. Play along.
786
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:23,375
How did she do it?
787
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,708
Arey, hold on!
788
00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:29,041
What's the hurry?
Uncle, energy drink. Would you like some?
789
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,375
Swati! Energy!
790
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:34,166
Hmm? Hmm?
791
00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:48,625
Oye! What are you doing?
792
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,958
Come on!
793
00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,166
Oh!
794
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:56,208
Hey Vijay! Hey, Dr. Kumar,
you're going to make him fall sick.
795
00:42:56,291 --> 00:42:59,250
Then you nurse him back to health.
Vijay, come on, come on!
796
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,958
- I can't breathe.
- Up, up, up, up!
797
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,750
Fali, he's not a coach, he's a killer.
798
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:04,958
Arey, he's a real task master. Hey!
799
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:06,291
Training isn't some donkey work.
800
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,833
- It's an art. It's a scie--
- One, two, one, two!
801
00:43:08,916 --> 00:43:11,625
- One, two! Lift your knees…
- Aditya, what's your routine?
802
00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:15,541
- Look at the old man. Mask.
- I'm talking to you, come back.
803
00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:18,750
Come on, come on.
804
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,666
- Look, my friend--
- I am not your friend.
805
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:23,625
In the mini triathlon next month,
they'll have a slope just like this one.
806
00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,791
Come on, move!
807
00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:32,125
Oh! Come on, come on, come on!
808
00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:33,500
Oh, oh, oooh!
809
00:43:35,666 --> 00:43:37,916
- Hey, I fell down.
- You'll fall down 20 more times.
810
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,125
Okay.
811
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:42,000
{\an8}Mr. Vijay Mathew,
who is attempting to win the title
812
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:45,208
{\an8}of "the oldest Indian
ever to complete a triathlon,"
813
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:47,833
{\an8}may be using strange training methods,
814
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,166
{\an8}but his determination is unshakable.
815
00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:52,833
I thought he was reporting on you.
816
00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:55,166
Old man stole my spotlight
in the colony elections also.
817
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,750
If the spotlight's gone,
he'll lose his sponsorship.
818
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:01,250
Why have you stopped?
819
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:02,583
Huh? Keep going!
820
00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:05,791
- Here's another video--
- I don't wanna see.
821
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,458
Up! Up! Up! Up!
822
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:10,083
- I'm coming, yaar!
- Use your legs!
823
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,833
Up! Up! Up! Up!
824
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:13,416
Up! Up! Up! Up!
825
00:44:15,541 --> 00:44:16,833
Sixteen more falls to go.
826
00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:19,333
Nanu!
827
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:20,875
Sixteen more falls to go.
828
00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:23,958
- Let's go.
- Arey, beta, listen! Arey, beta!
829
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,541
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
830
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,291
Hi, I'm Mahesh Menon.
831
00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:33,041
- I'm a sports manager.
- Oh! Please come in. Come.
832
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:34,166
Hmm.
833
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,208
I'm looking for Mr. Vijay Mathew.
834
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,875
Take a right.
835
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,875
Hey!
836
00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:48,791
Hey!
837
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:51,583
Stop!
838
00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:53,250
He's running away. Get him, get him!
839
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:55,208
- Don't let him…
- I'll show you!
840
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:57,166
He's getting scared of kids.
841
00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:06,500
Your work will be done.
842
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:14,625
{\an8}Conman, liar, deceiver Vijay Mathew,
843
00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:18,625
{\an8}who is attempting to break the record
as India's oldest triathlete,
844
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:22,250
{\an8}is not 69, but 64 years old!
845
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:25,333
{\an8}Our channel has managed
to get hold of his birth certificate.
846
00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,875
What's this damn nonsense?
That's not my birth certificate!
847
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:31,458
That Aditya's dad should be…
dad should be… dad should be…
848
00:45:31,541 --> 00:45:33,958
May a crow shit on his fate!
Try and remember how to cuss!
849
00:45:34,041 --> 00:45:36,208
Hey, you have
your original birth certificate, right?
850
00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:55,500
You're a penguin!
851
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:57,375
You're a dolphin!
852
00:45:57,875 --> 00:46:00,375
- Three! Two!
- Come on! Hurry up.
853
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,083
Take this. C'mon, wear it.
854
00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:03,833
Three!
855
00:46:03,916 --> 00:46:04,958
Two!
856
00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:06,583
One! Go! Go!
857
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:08,875
- Come on, Adi!
- You're a speedy sea snake!
858
00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:11,416
- Come on!
- You're a sea otter!
859
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,666
You're an underwater mountain goat!
860
00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:28,166
Um…
861
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:44,041
Woah! Yeah!
862
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,666
Come on!
863
00:46:52,416 --> 00:46:54,291
So that was today's cricket news.
864
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:57,041
After the break,
we'll be interviewing Vijay Mathew,
865
00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:58,416
who is attempting to set…
866
00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,916
- Well done!
- Ha! Yes!
867
00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:03,541
Put that down!
868
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,916
- No cold drinks, remember?
- Arey! Why are you scolding him?
869
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,500
Okay then, I'll scold you instead!
870
00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:11,708
Just stop all this ridiculous
triathlon rubbish!
871
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:16,833
- And why should I stop?
- Why? Do I have to spell it out? Huh?
872
00:47:16,916 --> 00:47:19,208
You have blood sugar problems,
you have BP issues,
873
00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:21,375
your 2D Echo showed
an irregular heartbeat!
874
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:24,375
Arey, you haven't had
a single medical health checkup in years!
875
00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:27,333
And when you had one, you ignored
the doctor's advice because you're you!
876
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:29,125
Dad…
877
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:33,791
If you're in need of any money right now,
then we can surely help you out.
878
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:38,000
How did money come into this?
It's not about money, beta.
879
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:40,208
Then what is it about, Papa?
880
00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:42,583
I've already lost Mamma.
881
00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:45,125
I can't keep
worrying about you all the time.
882
00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:47,666
If your mother were here today,
she would support me.
883
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:50,458
Don't try this emotional
blackmail with me. Don't do it.
884
00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:53,125
- You know I'm right.
- Yes! I know.
885
00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,791
I know that swimming
was your whole life before Mamma fell ill.
886
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:59,000
I know you promised her that one day
you'd put a gold medal around her neck.
887
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:01,750
I even know that you gave up swimming
and started coaching
888
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:06,083
- just to take care of Mamma and me.
- If you know, why can't you understand?
889
00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:07,541
Because that was then, Papa!
890
00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:10,666
Now you're 69 years old. 69!
891
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:13,208
So just because I'm 69,
I should stop having dreams?
892
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:17,000
Because I'm 69,
should I just read a newspaper?
893
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,083
Because I'm 69,
should I just go for walks?
894
00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:22,750
Because I'm 69, should I just
take my pills, sleep and die one day?
895
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,166
It would have been better
that the moment I turned 69,
896
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:28,166
I should have just jumped into the sea.
897
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:31,083
Hey, you're cutting the old man's head,
don't cut off his head.
898
00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:33,500
- Oi! You bloody immoral bloodsucking…
- Papa!
899
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:35,125
Bloody stinking pigs.
900
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:37,833
That Aditya's horrible father
sent you here, right?
901
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,166
So he can get all the attention?
902
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,291
- What are you doing, Papa?
- Dad, what're you doing? Just calm down.
903
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:45,208
- Who do you think you are?
- He's gone mad! Shoot it!
904
00:48:45,291 --> 00:48:48,125
You have the nerve to record
my family secretly! How dare you!
905
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:50,875
Leave me! Let me go!
You cannot attack the press!
906
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:51,791
Papa, please!
907
00:48:51,875 --> 00:48:54,833
- Delete it, delete it! Delete it!
- Hey! You'll damage my camera!
908
00:48:54,916 --> 00:48:56,500
- Delete it now!
- Deleted.
909
00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:57,958
- Delete it right now!
- Delete it.
910
00:48:58,041 --> 00:49:00,125
- Oh, yes, it's deleted. Done.
- Is it deleted?
911
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:03,083
- It's done! I'll get you for this!
- Don't you dare show your face again.
912
00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:05,583
Or you'll end up
on the obituary page of a newspaper.
913
00:49:05,666 --> 00:49:06,666
- You piece of shit.
- Dad!
914
00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:07,875
- Stop it!
- Calm down.
915
00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:09,750
Mamma would've
knocked some sense into you!
916
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:12,875
- You're scolding me all the time!
- What can I do if you behave like this?
917
00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:16,291
- Relax, yaar! Calm down, Dad.
- Let's go. Let's just get out of here.
918
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,625
- Wha… What are you doing, yaar?
- Come on.
919
00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,875
Just get in the car.
920
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:24,041
Deeksha,
why are you getting hyper?
921
00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:34,625
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's 40 minutes into the mini triathlon.
922
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,125
And our triathletes are changing over
from swimming to cycling
923
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,291
with great energy and enthusiasm.
924
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:41,750
Whoo!
925
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,541
One of the triathletes
has already come out of the pool
926
00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:48,541
and is headed for the exit to take part
in the cycling leg of the event.
927
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,416
- This slope is a killer.
- Yeah.
928
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,833
The old man
is going to bite the dust on this slope.
929
00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:32,958
You old fossil, what did you say?
930
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:35,416
- Say it loudly.
- The old man is gonna bite the dust.
931
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:38,916
The amount of oxygen being supplied
by Vijay's lungs to his muscles right now
932
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,083
is more than you've inhaled
in four months.
933
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:43,375
It's called Maximal Oxygen Uptake!
934
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:45,250
Hey, no science,
speak in plain English, boy.
935
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,833
- Vijay's levels clearly prove that--
- This man's not a coach.
936
00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,916
He's a health accountant.
937
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,458
- Hold on to this.
- You're most welcome.
938
00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:56,625
Hey, you piece of…
939
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,375
Hey, I'll hit you! Hey!
940
00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,625
I'll hit you!
941
00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:03,041
Take him out of here.
I'll break his head, I swear!
942
00:51:07,041 --> 00:51:09,375
- Come on, Aditya!
- Come on, Aditya!
943
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,333
- Come on, Aditya. Come on! Come on!
- Yes! Come on!
944
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:17,500
Aah!
945
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:19,083
- What the heck, re!
- He fell down.
946
00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:20,458
How could you fall down! Get up!
947
00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,583
Arey, go and help him up.
948
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,125
Useless idiot!
949
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:27,375
- What kind of father is he?
- Very terrible!
950
00:51:34,916 --> 00:51:36,291
- Yes!
- Yes!
951
00:51:36,375 --> 00:51:37,750
- Vijay!
- Yes! Yes!
952
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:40,750
Vijay careful, careful!
Stay alert, stay alert!
953
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:43,500
Hey Vijay, carefully, carefully!
It's a very dangerous slope.
954
00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:50,000
Vijay, steady! Steady!
955
00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:53,375
Come on, move aside for Vijay!
956
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,958
Careful, careful, Vijay.
957
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:56,291
In, out.
958
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,041
Yeah! Yes! Yes!
959
00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:00,625
Come on, come on, Vijay.
960
00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,625
You can do it.
961
00:52:41,416 --> 00:52:43,000
So have I died again?
962
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,875
Oh, welcome back, Mr. Mathew.
Everything is fine.
963
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,208
How are you feeling now?
964
00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:50,416
- So who won?
- Uh-uh-uh, relax.
965
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,958
You could say that you won.
966
00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:54,833
Uh, there wasn't much impact
on the spine, and uh,
967
00:52:54,916 --> 00:52:57,666
we had to do
a small non-invasive procedure on you.
968
00:52:57,750 --> 00:53:00,166
- What?
- Don't worry, everything is fine.
969
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,916
You are going to be as good as new.
970
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,250
Thank you.
971
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:07,250
- Come, Abhishek, say hi to Papa.
- Abhimanyu!
972
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,333
So sorry.
973
00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:13,750
Methi, ajwain and haldi ladoo.
Goenka's mother's favorite.
974
00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:16,208
- Aaah.
- Madam, sorry, That's not allowed.
975
00:53:16,291 --> 00:53:17,666
- Please,
- Arey, but, but…
976
00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:19,625
Mrs. Bakshi, please!
977
00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:20,708
- Vijay--
- One minute!
978
00:53:20,791 --> 00:53:22,958
One minute.
Chocolates make the world go around.
979
00:53:23,041 --> 00:53:25,625
Seven days of no chocolate,
makes one weak.
980
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:28,250
- Ah-ah-ah…
- Vijay, we are so proud of you.
981
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:31,875
You attempted something
that none of us could have ever dreamt of.
982
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:35,625
Doctor sahab, tell me,
when can I be up and about again?
983
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:37,666
Well, we can get you up
in two weeks' time.
984
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,333
We'll start with a light physio.
985
00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,833
Coach Kumar,
986
00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:43,041
- in two weeks, let's go!
- What?
987
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,416
This has upped the man's BPM, bravo!
988
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:48,416
His anesthesia hasn't worn off yet.
He's talking rubbish.
989
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,833
Doctor sahab just said
two weeks and I'll be back.
990
00:53:50,916 --> 00:53:52,791
- Doctor, you tell me.
- Yes, ma'am?
991
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:55,083
Especially at this age
and after such an injury,
992
00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:57,041
can he compete
in a triathlon in a hilly area?
993
00:53:57,125 --> 00:53:58,250
It's not impossible.
994
00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:00,125
There you go! The expert has spoken.
995
00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:01,916
- Just not possible.
- I love you, doc.
996
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,666
Two scientific experts say
he can do it, case closed.
997
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,958
- Two weeks.
- You're another fool.
998
00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:08,583
- What a disaster!
- Ridiculous!
999
00:54:08,666 --> 00:54:10,666
- Crazy! He's really crazy.
- What the hell!
1000
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,291
Luckily, no one's listening to you,
1001
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,791
or they would've sent you
straight to the asylum.
1002
00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:17,291
Act like a normal human being.
Go back to sleep.
1003
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:20,625
Hm. Okay.
1004
00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:22,750
Okay…
1005
00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:24,416
Okay…
1006
00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:26,416
Okay…
1007
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,625
- Hello, Uncle?
- Ma!
1008
00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:29,125
Mummy!
1009
00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:32,125
Are you mad? What do you want?
1010
00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:34,666
Nothing, I'm good, thank you.
1011
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:37,708
Oi, hero!
I really don't have a problem with you.
1012
00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:40,833
But your dad and granddad
have been really irritating me
1013
00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:42,750
and my patience is down to zero now.
1014
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,875
What is it?
1015
00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:49,625
- Uncle, uh, can I use your phone please?
- Why?
1016
00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:52,291
- One, one urgent call, that's it.
- To whom?
1017
00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:56,000
One urgent call.
1018
00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:00,583
Thank you.
1019
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:06,833
Hey baby. It's me, Adi.
1020
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,500
I'm, I'm calling
from someone else's phone.
1021
00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:10,958
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh.
1022
00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,708
No, I'm fine!
It's nothing.
1023
00:55:13,791 --> 00:55:15,958
- It's just a sprain.
- Aww.
1024
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:18,875
Uh, Springfield. Springfield Hospital.
1025
00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:21,541
- Room… ?
- 302!
1026
00:55:22,791 --> 00:55:24,916
Three hundred and two.
1027
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:29,083
Uh, yeah, yeah. Room 302.
1028
00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:32,166
Now? No, if Papa sees us, he'll--
1029
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,666
Oh, damn, bloody!
1030
00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:39,083
Hello?
1031
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:41,208
Hello, babe?
1032
00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:43,125
What was that noise? Are you okay?
1033
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,791
Hello? Babe, are you listening?
1034
00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,416
Say something. Hello?
1035
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:50,875
Are you listening to me?
1036
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,166
Hello darling!
1037
00:55:53,791 --> 00:55:56,666
Yeah, I was walking around
and the phone fell down.
1038
00:55:56,750 --> 00:56:00,500
Actually, an eclipse
entered the room and everything went dark.
1039
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,958
Just like in an eclipse
when it goes dark and you can't see?
1040
00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:05,208
Even I couldn't see anything. Ha, ha, ha!
1041
00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:08,791
Yeah, the same, the same, an eclipse.
1042
00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:10,750
Okay.
1043
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:13,791
Bye. 302. Bye-bye, darling.
1044
00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:17,208
My girlfriend.
1045
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,708
Ah, can't get enough of me.
1046
00:56:20,791 --> 00:56:22,916
You have a girlfriend?
1047
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,583
- You'd never get one.
- What did you say?
1048
00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:28,041
I mean, nothing.
Father and son. Between the two of you.
1049
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:35,833
Oh, hello! Cameras are not allowed here.
1050
00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:38,416
- You are visitors? Who's the patient?
- Vijay Mathew.
1051
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,416
It's not a painkiller,
it's a sleeping pill.
1052
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,708
It's not a sleeping pill, sir.
1053
00:56:41,791 --> 00:56:43,416
I know you want me to be unconscious.
1054
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,041
- It's a sleeping pill.
- It's not.
1055
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:46,250
Then you have it first.
1056
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:48,250
- Reporters not allowed!
- You can't stop the press.
1057
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:50,750
- I'll press charges! He's there!
- Passes won't work. Stop!
1058
00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:52,541
- Stop! Security!
- Listen, Mr. Vijay!
1059
00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:55,208
- I'm gonna take a piss. Get out of my way!
- Is it true
1060
00:56:55,291 --> 00:56:57,291
since childhood you used
your fake birth certificate
1061
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:59,625
in the Under 17
and then the Under 21 races
1062
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,958
- to get an unfair advantage?
- Forget Under 17.
1063
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:04,625
I won Under 5 races
when I was actually 10 years old.
1064
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:06,416
Not everyone is a chutiya like you.
1065
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,458
{\an8}- Now get out!
Is it true
1066
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,375
{\an8}the Chairman of the Triathlon Association,
1067
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:11,291
{\an8}Mr. Ranjit Kumar,
is a close friend of yours,
1068
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:13,375
{\an8}and he helped you reverse
the Committee's decision
1069
00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:15,375
{\an8}by showing the wrong age
on your birth certificate?
1070
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:16,333
{\an8}You bloody scum.
1071
00:57:16,416 --> 00:57:19,041
{\an8}I'll take your birth certificate
and change your father's name on it,
1072
00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,666
{\an8}or my name is not Vijay Mathew.
1073
00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:22,291
{\an8}- Get the hell out of my way!
Is it true
1074
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:25,083
{\an8}that your wife Anna Mathew
was ashamed of what you were doing
1075
00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:27,500
{\an8}and her final wish was
that you give up this whole racket?
1076
00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,208
{\an8}You dare to take my Anna's name?
1077
00:57:29,291 --> 00:57:30,375
{\an8}-
I won't spare you!
1078
00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:33,291
{\an8}You disgusting piece of shit!
Get out of here!
1079
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,208
{\an8}Bloody idiots! Get them out of here!
1080
00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:37,125
{\an8}- You got that bit, right?
Yes, sir.
1081
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,083
{\an8}- Sir, please stop shouting.
What's your problem?
1082
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,416
I'm ashamed of you!
1083
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,916
You've taken after your mother's side.
Bloody loser!
1084
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,166
Hey! Who did you call bloody loser, huh?
1085
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:51,916
- My son. Any problem?
- No! No problem!
1086
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,625
What happened?
1087
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:19,708
Did he hit you?
1088
00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,458
Hmm.
1089
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:24,708
But why?
1090
00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:34,041
You mean,
you ate some chocolate and he hit you?
1091
00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:40,375
It's okay, I-I'm fine now.
1092
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:45,541
You're not allowed to eat chocolate,
you're not allowed to talk on the phone.
1093
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:48,333
You, you train so hard
from morning to night.
1094
00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:50,166
I've seen you with my own eyes and he…
1095
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:53,250
Is he your father or Shakaal?
1096
00:58:53,750 --> 00:58:54,583
Huh?
1097
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:56,791
- Sha--
- Sha…
1098
00:58:58,041 --> 00:58:59,666
You don't know who is Shakaal?
1099
00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:01,291
Okay, fine. Mogambo?
1100
00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:02,708
Mogam… ?
1101
00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:04,958
You don't even know Mogambo?
1102
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,208
How ancient am I, yaar!
1103
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:32,541
And…
1104
00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:34,750
No, no, please, please,
I can't even look at it.
1105
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,375
Close your eyes and eat them, beta.
1106
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:39,875
I've closed all the doors.
1107
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:42,416
- Come on, be a little daring. Come on!
- Okay, okay.
1108
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:45,000
- Okay!
- Uh, I'll just keep this.
1109
00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,416
This is all for you!
1110
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,833
- Eat up, come on!
- It's for Malti.
1111
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:50,333
Malti… ? Oh, okay.
1112
00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:52,333
Ah, that girl.
1113
00:59:52,416 --> 00:59:54,791
"Ah, I miss you, Malti, I miss you, huh?"
1114
00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:58,708
Uh, actually, Malti might visit
the hospital when Papa's not around.
1115
00:59:58,791 --> 01:00:01,125
Is her name really Ma-la-ti?
1116
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:03,750
It's Malti. One syllable.
1117
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:05,041
One-syllable Malti.
1118
01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:06,208
She's really nice.
1119
01:00:06,291 --> 01:00:07,208
Really nice, huh?
1120
01:00:07,291 --> 01:00:09,666
- One syllable.
- Okay Malti! Cheers to one-syllable Malti!
1121
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:10,833
Come on, come on, cheers!
1122
01:00:10,916 --> 01:00:12,416
- Cheers!
- Say "I love you, Malti."
1123
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:13,875
- Huh?
- Say it, yaar, say it!
1124
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,125
I-I love you, Malti.
1125
01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:17,000
Hello? He loves you, Malti.
1126
01:01:11,125 --> 01:01:11,958
- Hey!
- Hey!
1127
01:01:12,041 --> 01:01:14,250
Why do you touch everything, Vijay?
1128
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:15,416
Don't touch.
1129
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:18,083
Are you sure you want
to start your training again?
1130
01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:20,208
You've just recovered from an operation.
1131
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:24,333
Fali, it was not an operation.
It was a non-invasive procedure.
1132
01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:28,208
I've had three weeks of physiotherapy.
I am absolutely fine.
1133
01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:30,000
Are you a doctor or am I?
1134
01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,250
I too have the same doubt.
1135
01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:32,333
Baap re!
1136
01:01:33,291 --> 01:01:36,750
- What do you think?
- I think you need to rest, Vijay.
1137
01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:39,791
Arey, all I need
is a cycle with medical specifications.
1138
01:01:39,875 --> 01:01:42,625
After that I will be as good as new.
1139
01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:44,708
How much time does it take, yaar?
Hurry up!
1140
01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:47,625
Arey, sir, with so much customization,
it'll be very expensive.
1141
01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:51,291
Is it for some old man?
1142
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,875
I'm going through a tough time
right now. Don't piss me off!
1143
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,291
Just tell me what it's gonna cost.
1144
01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:58,000
- Tell me how much it's gonna cost.
- Vijay, calm down. Relax.
1145
01:01:58,083 --> 01:02:00,250
Look, it'll cost at least 70,000.
1146
01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:01,583
- So?
- Just take down the order.
1147
01:02:01,666 --> 01:02:02,958
You are sure?
1148
01:02:03,041 --> 01:02:05,541
- You're not wasting my time, right?
- Do we look like freeloaders?
1149
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,666
- Sir!
- Hey, Falli! Get back!
1150
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:10,041
He's mad.
He talks through his ass, not his mouth.
1151
01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:11,833
Sorry.
1152
01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:13,166
Sir, Vivek sir.
1153
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:16,833
Hello Vivek ji,
Namaste, namaste.
1154
01:02:16,916 --> 01:02:21,250
Huh? What are you saying, sir?
How can I ever forget Boots For Youths?
1155
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:24,666
Arey, no, no!
You know what those news people are like.
1156
01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:26,750
They are Aditya's papa's paid media.
1157
01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:30,583
In fact, I found my birth certificate,
the original birth certificate you know.
1158
01:02:30,666 --> 01:02:32,625
I'll courier it to you tomorrow itself.
1159
01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,666
What? Violence?
1160
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:37,708
I…I don't understand.
1161
01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:42,291
Arey! Arey, how can you
cancel my sponsorship just like that?
1162
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:44,375
Hello, Vivek ji? Vivek ji?
1163
01:02:48,041 --> 01:02:49,000
You have a TV here?
1164
01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:49,958
{\an8}Bloody…
1165
01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:52,041
{\an8}…is a chutiya… !
Get out from here.
1166
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:53,750
{\an8}Out! Out !
1167
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,250
{\an8}…my way! Get out!
1168
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:56,958
{\an8}Bloody idiots! Get out from here!
1169
01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:58,375
{\an8}Out! Out! Get out!
1170
01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:01,750
{\an8}The blood of a reporter
is a stain on the pages of history.
1171
01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:04,791
{\an8}- Blood? I didn't even lay a hand on him.
1172
01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:06,333
{\an8}Bloody fraud must've applied ketchup.
1173
01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:09,125
{\an8}Everyone in the media
is going to boycott Vijay Mathew.
1174
01:03:09,791 --> 01:03:11,875
{\an8}What are you going to do, sponsors?
1175
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:14,000
{\an8}What are you going to do,
Triathlon Association?
1176
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,916
{\an8}Wait and watch what I will do to you.
1177
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,666
{\an8}A deranged old man
attacked an unarmed reporter
1178
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,916
{\an8}with his saline bottle in a fatal attack.
1179
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,916
{\an8}- What?
This is unacceptable.
1180
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,916
{\an8}- How can somebody behave like this?
- You chicken shit, chutiya, chapak--
1181
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,458
{\an8}- Arey idiot, just say chutiya!
Chutiya shithead!
1182
01:03:28,541 --> 01:03:30,500
{\an8}- I'm going to break his face!
Relax, relax.
1183
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:32,166
{\an8}- We'll figure it out!
Arey, what relax?
1184
01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:33,791
{\an8}For three whole weeks they were quiet.
1185
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:36,708
{\an8}Then as soon as I announced
my participation, these losers…
1186
01:03:36,791 --> 01:03:38,875
{\an8}-
Calm down, Vijay!
1187
01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,208
- Coach Kumar?
- Yeah?
1188
01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:46,916
You know I've worked hard,
1189
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,583
really hard to pass every single
one of your scientific requirements.
1190
01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:52,708
- I won't be able to do it.
- But why?
1191
01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:55,125
Okay, name me one single formula
1192
01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:57,666
that you put before me
and I didn't complete. Tell me.
1193
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:01,000
- Okay. E is equal to MCR.
- What?
1194
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:04,291
- Now which formula is that?
- It's personal, Fali.
1195
01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:06,375
"R" stands for Reputation.
1196
01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:08,833
The Association and the parents
of all the rich kids I coach
1197
01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:10,416
are insisting that I drop you.
1198
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,791
- But why?
- You beat up a journalist!
1199
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,541
You made him bleed! A journalist!
1200
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:16,000
Arey, that wasn't blood.
1201
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:17,875
That… That was ketchup, ketchup.
1202
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,458
Sauce, it was sauce, sauce.
1203
01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:21,583
Not sauce. The cause is lost, Fali.
1204
01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,791
I really like you, Vijay.
But I just can't do it.
1205
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:26,583
- My-my-my career is on the line.
- Coach, I also like you.
1206
01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:28,625
Okay, let's do one thing.
1207
01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:32,583
For all the children you are training,
I'll pay their fees from my pocket.
1208
01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:33,791
How will you pay him?
1209
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:35,916
- You've lost your sponsorship.
- I heard that.
1210
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,166
Please talk some sense into him, Fali.
1211
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:41,041
- Yeah.
- Vijay, you might just do it.
1212
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:42,666
Good luck, baby.
1213
01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:44,750
Hey, Kumar!
1214
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,750
Bloody chutiya,
makes an exit like Tom Cruise.
1215
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,041
Now without his diet,
without his training,
1216
01:04:50,125 --> 01:04:51,166
what am I gonna do, yaar?
1217
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,208
Yeah, and now you won't get
that custom-made cycle either, will you?
1218
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,166
Could you be
any more depressing if you tried?
1219
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:58,541
- Meaning?
- Like "Vijay, everything will be fine.
1220
01:04:58,625 --> 01:04:59,458
Don't you worry.
1221
01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:02,833
I'll arrange for the money."
Can't you say reassuring things like that?
1222
01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:06,041
Yeah, Vijay, you don't have to worry.
I'll take care of everything.
1223
01:05:06,125 --> 01:05:08,750
- I'll arrange for the money myself. So--
- Go to hell, yaar!
1224
01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:10,250
So should I go and rob a bank?
1225
01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:14,125
Nanu! Nanu, see!
1226
01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:17,458
Very good, beta, very good.
1227
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,708
- How much money do you need?
- Beta, I just need three lakhs.
1228
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:27,541
Out of that,
the customized bike will cost 70,000.
1229
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:30,208
Then the fees
for that non-association coach,
1230
01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:33,166
- uh, equipment, diet, etc.
- Of course, Dad.
1231
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:34,625
Don't worry. We're here for you.
1232
01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:38,541
We are clearing our home loan this month.
I'm sure we'll get some cash.
1233
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:41,250
- Don't worry about it.
- I'm only taking it as a loan, beta.
1234
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,208
And after the race
anyway I'm gonna return it.
1235
01:05:43,291 --> 01:05:46,041
- And the doctor says--
- The doctor said you were lucky, okay?
1236
01:05:46,125 --> 01:05:48,041
That your spine
wasn't permanently damaged.
1237
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:50,916
Why do I have to explain this to you
like you're a child?
1238
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,083
No, Abhi! Someone has
to put a stop to his stubbornness.
1239
01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:56,333
- Yeah but--
- Who's the parent here?
1240
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,250
Beta, when you,
1241
01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:03,083
when you used to compete
in the inter-class races and came last,
1242
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,458
or when you used to fall
and get hurt, I was,
1243
01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:08,625
I was always cheering you on as a parent.
1244
01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:11,875
I was nine then, Papa. Not 69!
1245
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:16,208
- And this!
- …Mathew attacked a reporter
1246
01:06:16,291 --> 01:06:18,208
- with a saline bottle…
- Look at this.
1247
01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:19,958
You filthy man!
1248
01:06:20,041 --> 01:06:21,791
You piece of! I'm gonna get you!
1249
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,083
Who talks like this?
1250
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:25,708
Why do you always swear so much?
1251
01:06:25,791 --> 01:06:26,875
It's so embarrassing.
1252
01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:28,416
I-I-I can explain that.
1253
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,000
Get out…
1254
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:32,291
- Get out, you bloody idiot!
- You shut your ears!
1255
01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:34,000
Why are you taking all your anger
1256
01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:35,583
- out on me?
- Beta, it's a setup.
1257
01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:36,583
Enough, Papa!
1258
01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:39,375
Even if I had extra money,
I wouldn't give it to you
1259
01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:41,416
- to indulge in this kind of nonsense!
- Ow, Mamma!
1260
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,875
- Just look here! Here!
- Ow, Mamma!
1261
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:48,250
Now get your bag.
1262
01:06:49,166 --> 01:06:50,416
Dad.
1263
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:52,708
Dad, please.
1264
01:06:57,583 --> 01:06:59,333
You always take
your anger out on me!
1265
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:00,458
Hmm!
1266
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,250
Why don't you come
and stay with us for a few days?
1267
01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,250
It will distract you, and…
1268
01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:52,458
{\an8}
♪ The magic of this moment ♪
1269
01:07:52,541 --> 01:07:55,708
{\an8}♪ Makes unions sublime ♪
1270
01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:59,166
{\an8}♪ The warmth of this moment ♪
1271
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:01,958
{\an8}♪ Makes hearts race ♪
1272
01:08:02,041 --> 01:08:05,333
♪ In the presence of this moment ♪
1273
01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:08,625
♪ The world belongs to us ♪
1274
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:11,583
♪ When you look at this moment ♪
1275
01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:14,666
♪ It shines brighter than history ♪
1276
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:21,125
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
1277
01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:26,458
♪ Now is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
1278
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:29,333
Promise me…
1279
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:32,958
that when I am no more,
1280
01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:35,958
you'll do something for yourself.
1281
01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:39,750
Even if it's for a little while…
1282
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:44,291
you'll live for yourself.
1283
01:08:45,541 --> 01:08:46,875
Don't talk about leaving.
1284
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:50,375
We had decided, right?
That you and I would fight together
1285
01:08:50,458 --> 01:08:52,291
- and kick cancer's ass.
- Hey!
1286
01:08:53,791 --> 01:08:55,000
- No swearing.
- Arey--
1287
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,250
You had promised!
1288
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:58,708
Now I can't even express myself?
1289
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:06,916
I love you.
1290
01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:17,750
I love you too.
1291
01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:30,250
♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
1292
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:36,541
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
1293
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:42,333
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
1294
01:09:52,041 --> 01:09:53,916
On flat ground take longer steps.
1295
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,583
- Are you mad?
- Shorter on the slope.
1296
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:57,583
- Yeah.
- Come on, keep going.
1297
01:09:57,666 --> 01:09:59,541
Alone today?
Father of the Year is missing.
1298
01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:02,291
Papa's busy
buying special papaya seeds.
1299
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:03,375
For my stamina.
1300
01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:05,458
- Of course.
- He was very pleased today
1301
01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:07,250
to hear
about your sponsorship cancellation.
1302
01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,833
Dadu is so excited,
he's showered thrice since morning.
1303
01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:11,916
Your dad and granddad are really cheap.
1304
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,958
I hope with all my heart that you turn out
to be the neighbor's son.
1305
01:10:15,041 --> 01:10:17,333
Neighbor is in jail for bank fraud.
1306
01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:19,541
But he is still better.
1307
01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:22,958
- So how is Ma-la-ti?
- It's Malti, for God's sake!
1308
01:10:23,041 --> 01:10:24,416
I don't like it.
1309
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:27,416
Okay, you carry on. I am tired.
1310
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,333
I'm resting.
1311
01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:41,458
You know, I overheard Papa
talking to Vivek Sagar this morning.
1312
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:47,333
I know that all your outfits, shoes
and bike were taken back by Boot Inc.
1313
01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:50,291
Here. These are for you.
1314
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,541
- Where did you get these?
- They're Papa's.
1315
01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:55,875
But he has 11 identical pairs.
1316
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:59,875
- He won't miss it, uncle.
- Oi, who are you calling uncle?
1317
01:11:00,458 --> 01:11:02,916
Call me Vijay. I don't want them.
1318
01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,625
Aren't you gonna listen to your new coach…
1319
01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:09,750
Vijay?
1320
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:12,541
What do you mean?
1321
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,083
What I mean is, if there's one thing
I know really well is how to train.
1322
01:11:17,916 --> 01:11:18,875
So from tomorrow,
1323
01:11:18,958 --> 01:11:21,416
I'm gonna coach you secretly
every single day.
1324
01:11:22,041 --> 01:11:23,791
No, no, no, no, no. You don't need to.
1325
01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:26,125
You focus on yourself, my friend.
1326
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:32,208
At the hospital I really felt,
I've finally found a friend,
1327
01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:35,541
who actually knows what I'm going through.
1328
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:41,875
Here.
1329
01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:45,208
You know?
You definitely are the neighbor's son.
1330
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:49,166
I'll see you tomorrow, uncle, uh, Vijay.
1331
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:59,291
Arey, Arey, uncle, you can't.
You can't go inside without a token.
1332
01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:00,625
Senior citizen, beta.
1333
01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,833
- Hey!
- Let him go, he's old.
1334
01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:07,000
- So he can do anything?
- Uh, Vijay! Here, here!
1335
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:09,000
Why did you call me so urgently?
1336
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,416
- Come, come.
- Huh?
1337
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,625
Let's go! Impromptu plan.
1338
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:14,541
- What plan?
- Impromptu, sudden.
1339
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,208
I want you to meet someone. Come.
1340
01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:18,000
Huh?
1341
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,541
- Okay, but why here?
- Vijay, this is Malti.
1342
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:23,458
- Malti, meet Vijay.
- Hi!
1343
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:26,125
- This is Malti?
- Yes!
1344
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,583
Wow! I mean, how?
1345
01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:31,666
I know, I know, she's 23
and I'm too young for her.
1346
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,458
It's fine, it's love.
1347
01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:35,875
You don't have to explain that.
Come, let's sit.
1348
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:39,666
- Malati is wow! I'm happy to meet you.
- Aww.
1349
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:42,125
Uh, Vijay, Malti is
a marketing professional.
1350
01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:44,791
Which is why we are meeting her. Malti?
1351
01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:47,708
Adi told me about the problem
you're having with your sponsorship.
1352
01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:49,541
- I have an idea.
- Okay.
1353
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:51,375
You're both from the same colony
1354
01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:53,166
attempting to break
different records, right?
1355
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,208
Mm-hmm.
1356
01:12:54,291 --> 01:12:56,000
There is media attention
1357
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:58,666
- but not as much as there should be.
- Hmm.
1358
01:12:58,750 --> 01:12:59,833
Why is that?
1359
01:13:00,416 --> 01:13:01,375
Hmm, you tell me.
1360
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,041
Because the drama is missing.
1361
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:07,250
Hold on. You haven't seen the news about
the ketchup guy and me doing the rounds?
1362
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,958
Vijay ji, I've seen it.
1363
01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:11,875
And that negative perception
must change to a positive one.
1364
01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:13,458
- Hmm.
- But how?
1365
01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:14,583
With a clash.
1366
01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:18,833
With some jealousy,
envy, passion, trash talking.
1367
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,666
Like, you guys gotta fight it out, yaar.
1368
01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:24,083
You know, like, spice it up!
The media loves such stuff, Vijay ji.
1369
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:27,416
So, basically, Malti thinks that if you
and I become bitter rivals in public,
1370
01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:30,083
if we stage a big conflict,
then the story will go viral
1371
01:13:30,166 --> 01:13:31,458
and media attention will grow.
1372
01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:33,500
Because of which
you'll get your sponsorship back.
1373
01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,416
- Exactly.
- But how will it help--
1374
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,041
Don't worry about it.
1375
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:39,458
I'll continue
to coach you secretly every day.
1376
01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:40,708
There's no harm in trying.
1377
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:43,833
I know, Vijay ji,
it's unpleasant for someone your age
1378
01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:46,375
to start fighting
with people and swearing.
1379
01:13:46,458 --> 01:13:48,625
- I get it, you know?
- One minute, one minute.
1380
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:54,666
So you're asking me to voluntarily,
of my own will, cuss and swear?
1381
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:58,708
I know it's a little hard, but can you?
1382
01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:04,166
Curse?
1383
01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:12,291
I'll manage.
1384
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,583
Come on, guys, come on!
1385
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,208
Yay!
1386
01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:18,250
Vijay, Come on!
1387
01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:21,208
- Go, Vijay!
- Come on, guys!
1388
01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:25,291
- Hey, old man! Are your legs even moving?
- Everything's moving and shaking, dumbass!
1389
01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:26,750
Mind your own business!
1390
01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:29,416
Go home! Get some electrolytes!
1391
01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:32,416
Try to get it from another angle.
1392
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,750
Come, come, come, come.
1393
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,500
Try to get some clear shots from there.
1394
01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:38,958
Hey, you tiny little tadpole
in a big pond!
1395
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:41,000
This is a race, not a school exam.
1396
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:43,083
Old bones!
You're still panting for breath!
1397
01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:45,583
Want a lifeboat
or you wanna drown here itself?
1398
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:48,625
This is Neha
from Zee 7 News,
1399
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:51,416
reporting live from Victoria Society.
It's a battle.
1400
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,416
Namaskar, this is Arvind Singh
and you are witnessing a clash
1401
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:57,333
between the youngest
and the oldest triathletes.
1402
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:01,041
{\an8}This is a battle,
the likes of which you've never seen
1403
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:02,458
{\an8}nor ever heard of before.
1404
01:15:02,541 --> 01:15:04,208
Just look at us.
1405
01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,666
{\an8}"Child is the father of man."
1406
01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:09,875
{\an8}But here both child and man
are ready to throttle each other.
1407
01:15:12,916 --> 01:15:14,041
- Hello, sir!
- Hi.
1408
01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:16,291
Please come. That way.
1409
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:19,000
{\an8}You little lizard cub,
you pig hatchling,
1410
01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:20,166
{\an8}you slippery snake puppy!
1411
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,416
Hey! Save your vocabulary
for your doctor, okay?
1412
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:24,416
- You're going to need him soon!
- What did you say?
1413
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:25,333
Hey!
1414
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,916
Come on, that's good, yeah!
1415
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,333
Go, go, go, Vijay! Very nice, very nice.
1416
01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:39,083
Yeah.
1417
01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:41,458
Okay. Let's go, one more lap. Come, come.
1418
01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:44,041
Come on, come on, Vijay, push.
1419
01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:45,791
- I can't do it…
- Push, push!
1420
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,750
Come on! Clear the slope,
clear the slope. Yeah!
1421
01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:49,875
You have to do it.
1422
01:15:49,958 --> 01:15:51,166
Clear the slope!
1423
01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:53,375
You can do it.
1424
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,125
Are you okay?
1425
01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:59,041
No problem, we'll try again, huh?
1426
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:01,166
{\an8}Hashtag Vijay versus Aditya!
1427
01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:04,500
{\an8}This hashtag has caused
a sensation all over the internet.
1428
01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:08,333
{\an8}So what do you think? Who is going to win
this trophy in the end? Vijay or Aditya?
1429
01:16:08,416 --> 01:16:11,916
Well done, Malati! Malati!
1430
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,833
Saras rhinoceros, the plan is working.
1431
01:16:14,916 --> 01:16:17,041
Hashtag Vijay vs Aditya.
1432
01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:18,791
So what if we're from the same colony?
1433
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:21,291
I'm the only one in this race, no contest.
Look at his age.
1434
01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:23,208
This kind of mosquito deserves a place
1435
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:25,458
not on top of a cycle
but under one's feet.
1436
01:16:25,541 --> 01:16:26,916
You have a booking there, old man.
1437
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,625
Six feet under the ground.
Stay six yards away from me.
1438
01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:32,625
See? He doesn't have any manners,
the bloody chutiya, sorry!
1439
01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,291
Now he has a problem with my upbringing?
1440
01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:36,458
{\an8}Hashtag Vijay vs Aditya.
1441
01:16:36,541 --> 01:16:39,500
{\an8}For more updates
on this unique intra-colony battle,
1442
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:43,708
{\an8}click on the bell icon of my channel.
You got it right. Shock-a-locka Baby.
1443
01:16:43,791 --> 01:16:45,166
Aerodynamic position.
1444
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:47,541
So the lower you bend,
the lesser the wind resistance.
1445
01:16:47,625 --> 01:16:51,458
Go! Wo-ho, Vijay! Too good!
1446
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:53,916
Clean entry, pull back, exit.
1447
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,625
Clean entry, pull back, exit.
1448
01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:04,208
{\an8}One week! In one week,
the judges will decide
1449
01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:07,500
{\an8}who stands as the final victor
on the triathlon battlefield.
1450
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,958
Please sit down.
1451
01:17:12,041 --> 01:17:13,250
Everyone at the back, sit down.
1452
01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:18,041
A mother and a nurse.
What do they both have in common? Hmm?
1453
01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:19,416
Tell me, tell me. Huh?
1454
01:17:19,916 --> 01:17:21,333
- Huh?
- You tell us.
1455
01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:23,666
Alright, I'll tell you.
1456
01:17:24,416 --> 01:17:28,208
The only thing they really want
is for their kids to be healthy
1457
01:17:28,291 --> 01:17:29,666
and happy, right?
1458
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:34,000
So whether it is
Mr. Goenka's mummy or dear Vijay ji,
1459
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,833
I've looked after them
like they're my own. Hmm.
1460
01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:39,250
If I ever come across this Goenka fellow,
1461
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:41,500
- I'm gonna shove a rod up his ass.
- Stay calm.
1462
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:43,083
- Stay calm.
- 100% I'm going to do that.
1463
01:17:43,166 --> 01:17:46,625
- Mrs. Bakshi, statement please.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Killer Wheels.
1464
01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:48,083
Killer Wheels!
1465
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:50,458
- Killer Wheels is proud to present…
- Finally.
1466
01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,583
…this custom-made bike to Vijay Matthew
1467
01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:56,500
and appoints him
as their brand ambassador!
1468
01:17:56,583 --> 01:17:57,791
A big hand!
1469
01:17:57,875 --> 01:18:01,083
- Come up.
- Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
1470
01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:04,833
Woah!
1471
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:08,125
Vijay! Vijay! Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
1472
01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:11,375
Come on, Vijay!
1473
01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,250
- One minute.
- It's okay. I'm fine.
1474
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,583
Saras rhinoceros!
1475
01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:18,916
Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
1476
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:24,625
♪ He's our colony hero
He's our colony hero ♪
1477
01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:25,916
Hats off, huh, Vijay!
1478
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,666
This cycle looks really good on you.
1479
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:30,625
- Arey, I look great on the cycle.
- That I don't know!
1480
01:18:30,708 --> 01:18:32,500
Killer cycle!
1481
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,625
Vijay, we've taken permission
from our wives.
1482
01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:37,208
- Hmm.
- Bhai, we're coming to watch your race.
1483
01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:38,750
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1484
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:40,875
Enthu idiots!
1485
01:18:40,958 --> 01:18:42,583
Oh! Did someone just fart?
1486
01:18:43,208 --> 01:18:45,125
Hey, Rakesh, just shut your mouth, okay?
1487
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,916
It's not me, it's his luck
that's gone down the toilet.
1488
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,833
- It finally ran out.
- Meaning?
1489
01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:53,000
I mean, the press guy he had beaten up
1490
01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:55,750
has gone and pulled out
all his old medical reports.
1491
01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:57,791
- Huh?
- So the Committee consulted me,
1492
01:18:57,875 --> 01:18:59,958
and I did my duty
like a good doctor should.
1493
01:19:00,041 --> 01:19:03,375
- What did you do?
- Go ask the Committee. It's game over.
1494
01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:05,083
- I'm sure they'll ask you--
- Are you mad?
1495
01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:08,333
- Hey Vijay!
- Stop him! He'll get another heart attack!
1496
01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,750
Get a hold of him!
Or he'll be in the hospital again.
1497
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,333
- Get out! Just get lost!
- Bloody moron!
1498
01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:14,500
- We'll handle him. Out!
- How're you going to handle?
1499
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,500
Bloody scoundrel!
1500
01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,708
Sir, that wasn't a heart attack scare.
1501
01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:22,541
I'd eaten too much butter chicken
and I had a little bit of gas.
1502
01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:26,083
But, Mr. Mathew,
your medical report here shows
1503
01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:28,000
that you had chest pain
and cardiac symptoms.
1504
01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:31,125
Sir, I've been practicing
and training for four months
1505
01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:32,416
for this triathlon, sir.
1506
01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:35,375
I even managed to get the doctor's
no objection certificate
1507
01:19:35,458 --> 01:19:38,750
and submitted it to you, sir.
Don't get rid of me in this way, please!
1508
01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:43,541
Vijay ji, it's you who must get rid
of this obsessive ambition of yours.
1509
01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:46,208
- There's no place for this at your stage--
- Wadhwa ji.
1510
01:19:46,291 --> 01:19:47,208
- Wadhwa ji
- What?
1511
01:19:47,291 --> 01:19:48,458
- One minute.
- Yes.
1512
01:19:48,541 --> 01:19:50,916
- Let me clarify this.
- Yes, please, please, please.
1513
01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:52,916
Mr. Ranjit…
1514
01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:57,125
Did I not ask him
for his prior hospitalization
1515
01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:59,375
and health risk records in front of you?
1516
01:19:59,458 --> 01:20:01,208
- Yes, you did.
- Ranjit, you know the truth.
1517
01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:03,083
Vijay, it's in the rules.
1518
01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:04,750
I'm sorry.
1519
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:08,041
But, but when nothing's happened to me,
how can you-- ?
1520
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:10,875
Look, Mr. Mathew,
our current medical consultant
1521
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,375
has reanalyzed all your medical reports.
1522
01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:15,250
- Sir, if--
- And it's his opinion that
1523
01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:16,750
it was a minor heart attack.
1524
01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:19,875
What I'm trying to say is,
if you show it to a neutral doctor,
1525
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:22,500
- he might give you another opinion.
- Mr. Mathew,
1526
01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:24,791
he was your family doctor for 15 years!
1527
01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:27,500
Yes, I agree,
he was my family doctor for 15 years.
1528
01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,416
But more importantly,
he's your close friend.
1529
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,500
- Mr. Mathew…
- I don't want to get into that--
1530
01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:34,250
Mr. Mathew, you are 69 years old!
1531
01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:37,375
Why? I don't feel 69, sir!
Why do everybody…
1532
01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,791
- Why does everybody say I'm 69?
- Mr. Mathew…
1533
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:42,333
- Mr. Math--
- Sir, please, I just want a chance, sir.
1534
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:44,750
- Please, sir, I beg of you.
- Mr. Mathew, listen.
1535
01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:48,375
The final list of participants is out.
1536
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,583
And you're 30 years too late.
1537
01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:56,625
Sir, I'm just asking
for one single chance please.
1538
01:20:58,166 --> 01:20:59,000
I'm sorry.
1539
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:05,458
Do you remember
the day Mamma was diagnosed with cancer?
1540
01:23:07,291 --> 01:23:09,791
You left your Delhi Nationals
and rushed back here.
1541
01:23:11,208 --> 01:23:12,750
And she was so mad at you.
1542
01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:17,250
Because she felt that finally that year
you were fully prepared for it.
1543
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,333
She felt guilty about it all her life.
1544
01:23:25,041 --> 01:23:27,625
"I snatched
your father's dream away from him!"
1545
01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:36,375
If only she'd known the truth about you.
1546
01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:41,541
If only she'd known
about how irritating and stubborn you are.
1547
01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:45,125
And not just your dreams,
you don't give up on anything.
1548
01:23:47,166 --> 01:23:50,083
You were a swimmer once,
so you won't give up.
1549
01:23:51,166 --> 01:23:53,833
Fever, injury,
shortage of funds, zero results.
1550
01:24:02,916 --> 01:24:04,458
But nothing stopped you…
1551
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,166
from chasing your dreams…
1552
01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:13,083
and from taking care of Mamma…
1553
01:24:17,041 --> 01:24:20,541
from taking care of
all my childish demands.
1554
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:29,708
And look even today
with a half-broken back
1555
01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:32,583
and zero logical brain cells…
1556
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,458
you're crying over that stupid triathlon?
1557
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:43,375
No matter
how the world remembers you, Papa…
1558
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:50,291
for me, you will always be a winner.
1559
01:24:54,416 --> 01:24:56,416
Because those who never accept defeat…
1560
01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:00,791
can never lose.
1561
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,083
You never give up, Papa.
1562
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:09,875
You never give up.
1563
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:15,791
And for that,
I'll always,
1564
01:25:16,791 --> 01:25:18,791
always be proud of you.
1565
01:25:51,375 --> 01:25:54,416
Vijay, tell me for the very last time,
1566
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:57,166
are you sure
you want to go watch this triathlon? Hm?
1567
01:25:57,916 --> 01:26:02,083
Fali, Aditya has really helped me a lot.
1568
01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:05,000
And today is a very big day for him.
1569
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:06,541
I really want to go.
1570
01:26:07,833 --> 01:26:10,291
I wouldn't
have been able to do it.
1571
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,041
Proud of you, Vijay.
1572
01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:14,583
Okay.
1573
01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,291
- Let's go.
- Come on.
1574
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,625
Thanks for coming.
1575
01:27:49,416 --> 01:27:51,416
Guys and girls!
1576
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:57,125
Welcome to the Bergman triathlon!
1577
01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:59,166
Come on, guys, let's take a selfie!
1578
01:28:01,791 --> 01:28:03,333
- Hey, Vijay! Hey, Fali!
- Hey!
1579
01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:06,208
Hey! There they are, there they are.
1580
01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:09,583
I feel really bad about what happened.
That bloody doctor spoiled the show.
1581
01:28:09,666 --> 01:28:10,750
He totally did.
1582
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:12,916
Vijay, I'm so, sorry.
1583
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,291
- Me too.
- But you know what?
1584
01:28:14,375 --> 01:28:16,166
- You're the coolest for trying.
- Thank you.
1585
01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:33,500
Everyone, a big round
of applause to welcome our chief guest
1586
01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:37,166
who has come here
specially to flag off our triathlon event.
1587
01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,291
Our respected Minister of State
1588
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:42,541
Mr. Abhinav…
1589
01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:43,458
Goenka?
1590
01:28:43,958 --> 01:28:45,291
- Mrs. Bakshi?
- …Goenka
1591
01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:47,000
Goenka!
1592
01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:48,625
Hey, I know him very well.
1593
01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:50,916
- Yeah, you know everyone.
- Goenka! Goenka!
1594
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,541
Why's she making such a fuss?
1595
01:28:52,625 --> 01:28:55,541
Goenka! Goenka! Parminder!
1596
01:28:55,625 --> 01:28:57,250
Goenka! Goenka!
1597
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,500
Ma'am, stop.
You can't go in, it's the VIP area.
1598
01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,583
My dear,
I know him very well, let me go in.
1599
01:29:01,666 --> 01:29:04,791
- Goenka! Goenka, Parminder, Parminder!
- Ma'am, please.
1600
01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:08,791
Goenka, it's me, Parminder.
Recognized me?
1601
01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,291
Your mummy's nurse.
1602
01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:12,708
- Arey, Parminder.
- Yes, yes, yes.
1603
01:29:12,791 --> 01:29:14,208
Let her in. Come in. Come in.
1604
01:29:14,291 --> 01:29:15,625
Hm. You see? Step aside.
1605
01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:20,458
- How are you? After a long time.
- I'm good, how are you?
1606
01:29:20,541 --> 01:29:22,625
- Hey, Mrs. Bakshi's on TV!
- Oh!
1607
01:29:32,791 --> 01:29:35,166
Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you.
1608
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:37,583
- Thank you.
- Take care. And come again, yeah?
1609
01:29:37,666 --> 01:29:39,583
Yeah, of course. Of course.
1610
01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:42,666
Arey, move! Move, move!
Hurry up, hurry up!
1611
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:44,208
Hurry up, hurry up!
1612
01:29:45,791 --> 01:29:47,083
In just two minutes,
1613
01:29:47,166 --> 01:29:51,416
Sunil Saxena will be handing over
Vijay's registration number to us!
1614
01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:53,875
- It's happening!
- Arey baap re!
1615
01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:55,625
- This was your Goenka?
- Yeah!
1616
01:29:55,708 --> 01:29:57,083
- Minister Goenka?
- Yes! Yes!
1617
01:29:57,166 --> 01:29:59,750
And you were going
to shove a rod up his ass.
1618
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:02,583
Arey, yes, yes! This is the same Goenka.
1619
01:30:02,666 --> 01:30:04,458
My crazy fan!
1620
01:30:04,541 --> 01:30:06,333
He's been in the government for years.
1621
01:30:06,416 --> 01:30:08,208
In the last reshuffle,
he became a minister.
1622
01:30:08,291 --> 01:30:09,416
I didn't know.
1623
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:12,208
- I'd lost touch in the last ten--
- But what did you say to him?
1624
01:30:12,291 --> 01:30:17,458
All I told him was that Vijay Mathew
has been training for the last four months
1625
01:30:17,541 --> 01:30:20,541
- to set a new all-India record.
- Yes, yes!
1626
01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:22,875
Right?
And he is medically fit.
1627
01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:24,708
And he has already submitted a certificate
1628
01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:26,583
- proving his medical fitness.
- Yes!
1629
01:30:26,666 --> 01:30:31,500
But that Sunil Saxena! Two-faced old toad!
He's carrying out a personal vendetta!
1630
01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:34,333
Mrs. Bakshi, what is happening now?
1631
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:38,166
Vijay Mathew, you are in the triathlon.
1632
01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:39,583
Yes!
1633
01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:43,666
You're going to run, swim, you're going
to ride and you're going to rock.
1634
01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:46,291
Go Vijay, have a blast!
1635
01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:49,041
- Go Vijay, kick somebody.
- Okay, enough, enough!
1636
01:30:49,125 --> 01:30:50,833
First you need to get
some swimming trunks.
1637
01:30:50,916 --> 01:30:52,416
We have only 15 minutes left!
1638
01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:54,458
Mrs. Bakshi…
1639
01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:59,458
you are the world's best caretaker.
1640
01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:00,875
Ah!
1641
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,000
Okay, enough, enough, please.
1642
01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:06,916
Now go and get yourself registered.
1643
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,666
- Go! Yes!
- Yeah!
1644
01:31:08,750 --> 01:31:11,166
Hats off, Mrs. Bakshi, kudos.
1645
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:13,250
- Joginder, your phone.
- Take it.
1646
01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:14,375
Thank you.
1647
01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:16,166
Ladies and gentleman,
1648
01:31:16,250 --> 01:31:20,000
please give a warm welcome
to yourselves at the Bergman Triathlon!
1649
01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:23,541
I am your host
and your male commentator, Narendra,
1650
01:31:23,625 --> 01:31:26,916
and with me is Aarti,
the female commentator.
1651
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:30,125
Thank you, Narendra.
I would have introduced myself, but…
1652
01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:33,291
Hi guys, I'm Aarti,
and we're all set to go!
1653
01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:37,166
Oh wow, what a crowd,
what energy, what gloss!
1654
01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,250
In the middle of all the glamour,
1655
01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:15,250
standing at the starting line
with hope in their eyes
1656
01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:17,500
are our talented triathletes.
1657
01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:23,666
And off we go!
1658
01:32:23,750 --> 01:32:26,916
The first leg of the triathlon
is a one-and-a-half-kilometer swim.
1659
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,666
Exactly! You know what?
1660
01:32:28,750 --> 01:32:32,208
First, they're full of beans.
Then they're on oxygen machines.
1661
01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:40,583
Smash it!
1662
01:32:59,250 --> 01:33:01,875
Hey, everyone's wearing the same cap.
Which one is Vijay?
1663
01:33:01,958 --> 01:33:05,333
Arey, Fali, can you see those two boys?
He's behind them!
1664
01:33:05,416 --> 01:33:06,750
- Yeah!
- Vijay's there!
1665
01:33:06,833 --> 01:33:09,166
- Oh, there he is! Yay!
- Vijay! Vijay!
1666
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:12,583
The focus today
is on 69-year-old Vijay Mathew
1667
01:33:12,666 --> 01:33:15,166
and 18-year-old Aditya Jaiswal,
1668
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:18,208
who are trying to be
the oldest and youngest Indians
1669
01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:21,166
- to complete a triathlon and, ohh!
- Ohh!
1670
01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:23,041
And just as you said that
1671
01:33:23,125 --> 01:33:25,500
Aditya Jaiswal got hit on the face.
1672
01:33:25,583 --> 01:33:27,000
He is struggling.
1673
01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:28,666
He is losing balance.
1674
01:33:29,416 --> 01:33:32,458
He is going down.
1675
01:33:32,541 --> 01:33:34,041
Help!
1676
01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:37,500
He-Help! Hey! Help!
1677
01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:38,416
Help!
1678
01:33:48,291 --> 01:33:50,125
Everyone's swimming
towards the finish line,
1679
01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:51,833
but uncle wants to start again?
1680
01:33:51,916 --> 01:33:54,458
They're going here, he's going there.
Is he confused? Hey, uncle!
1681
01:33:57,333 --> 01:34:00,416
- My boy. That's my boy, Vijay!
- Hey!
1682
01:34:09,583 --> 01:34:12,500
A beautiful example
of sportsmanship.
1683
01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:16,791
Vijay Mathew and Aditya Jaiswal,
who were rivals till now,
1684
01:34:16,875 --> 01:34:19,125
are giving each other a helping hand.
1685
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:20,583
What a hero!
1686
01:34:20,666 --> 01:34:22,291
He's our hero!
1687
01:34:22,375 --> 01:34:23,833
Vijay!
1688
01:34:23,916 --> 01:34:25,125
- Doctor.
- Huh?
1689
01:34:25,208 --> 01:34:27,583
He just won everyone's heart.
1690
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,666
Hey, let's go there.
The swimming is almost over.
1691
01:34:39,750 --> 01:34:43,333
Vineet, Vijay's cycle isn't here yet.
Give me your phone quickly.
1692
01:34:43,416 --> 01:34:45,666
- You guys go ahead, I'll join you.
- Okay, come on.
1693
01:34:50,750 --> 01:34:54,541
And in the 45th position
is none other than Vijay Mathew,
1694
01:34:54,625 --> 01:34:58,250
who looks tired,
but hopefully hasn't given up.
1695
01:35:07,041 --> 01:35:09,416
That old man's gone ahead of you.
You're useless.
1696
01:35:11,041 --> 01:35:12,083
Now go!
1697
01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:16,791
The competitors are steeling
themselves for the 40-km-cycling leg
1698
01:35:16,875 --> 01:35:18,083
that is about to begin.
1699
01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:21,375
Vijay, Vijay, come here!
Come here! Over here!
1700
01:35:21,458 --> 01:35:24,583
- Hey, Kishore, Biswajeet…
- Brought the whole cheering squad for you!
1701
01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:25,625
Here, take your cycle.
1702
01:35:25,708 --> 01:35:28,208
- And put on your sponsor jersey quickly.
- Okay.
1703
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,500
- Come on, come on, quickly!
- Hurry up! Hurry up!
1704
01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:34,083
Cycling is fine, Aarti.
1705
01:35:34,166 --> 01:35:37,208
But when they are hit
by a cyclone of pain and exhaustion,
1706
01:35:37,291 --> 01:35:40,500
then we will see
what the competitors are capable of.
1707
01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:56,875
Come on!
Come on!
1708
01:35:56,958 --> 01:35:58,791
Keep yourself hydrated.
1709
01:36:01,208 --> 01:36:05,833
Rummy player? Garba dancer?
Debate champion in the 10th grade?
1710
01:36:05,916 --> 01:36:08,791
Bloody I died and this
is what you chose to write about me?
1711
01:36:08,875 --> 01:36:10,500
Come on, pull, pull, pull!
1712
01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,666
Come on, come on, push! Good, good going!
1713
01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:23,333
Hey, where's Vijay? Where is he?
1714
01:36:23,416 --> 01:36:25,125
- Can't see him.
- Not able to see him.
1715
01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:27,166
- Can you see him?
- No, no, I can't see him.
1716
01:36:38,083 --> 01:36:41,291
- So what do you do?
- Oh, I-I was a swimming coach.
1717
01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:44,541
But, uh, what was
your main job all these years?
1718
01:36:58,541 --> 01:36:59,750
Body position low.
1719
01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:01,625
To reduce wind resistance.
1720
01:37:04,041 --> 01:37:05,458
Come on, Vijay!
1721
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:08,750
Not gonna listen to your coach?
1722
01:37:10,041 --> 01:37:11,500
Come on, come on, Vijay!
1723
01:37:14,875 --> 01:37:15,708
Good!
1724
01:37:17,250 --> 01:37:18,625
Vijay, look at me.
1725
01:37:20,208 --> 01:37:22,375
- I'll see you at the finish line. Okay?
- Yeah.
1726
01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:23,291
Okay.
1727
01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:37,416
Mr. Mathew, Mr. Mathew,
you are 69 years old.
1728
01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:40,125
If something happens to him,
then who will be responsible?
1729
01:37:40,208 --> 01:37:41,750
Just see, he's not fit.
1730
01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:44,125
God knows where he is.
1731
01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:45,625
Hey, there he is, there he is!
1732
01:37:45,708 --> 01:37:47,125
- Yeah, that's him.
- Vijay!
1733
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:48,875
- Hey, stop, stop, stop!
- Vijay!
1734
01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:51,083
Mummy, quick, hurry up.
1735
01:37:52,041 --> 01:37:53,500
- Nanu! Nanu!
- Papa.
1736
01:37:53,583 --> 01:37:55,750
- Come on, Dad!
- Come on, Nanu, you can do it.
1737
01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:56,875
- Nanu, come on!
- Come on!
1738
01:37:56,958 --> 01:37:57,791
- Come on!
- Vijay!
1739
01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:05,375
The slope, ladies and gentlemen,
1740
01:38:05,458 --> 01:38:09,041
that which separates the men
from the boys.
1741
01:38:09,125 --> 01:38:11,458
The ascent, a steep impediment,
1742
01:38:11,541 --> 01:38:14,125
where the ride is rough,
but champions remain tough,
1743
01:38:14,208 --> 01:38:16,291
while the rest cry, "Enough!
1744
01:38:16,375 --> 01:38:18,291
Enough! Enough!"
1745
01:38:19,916 --> 01:38:22,041
- Papa.
- Come on, Vijay!
1746
01:38:22,125 --> 01:38:24,708
Papa, you can do it, come on!
1747
01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:25,791
Papa! Come on!
1748
01:38:25,875 --> 01:38:29,291
Vijay! Hey everybody, quiet!
Please calm down.
1749
01:38:29,375 --> 01:38:30,208
Let him breathe.
1750
01:38:35,958 --> 01:38:37,916
Papa.
1751
01:38:57,416 --> 01:38:59,041
Hey, you've got headphones, right?
1752
01:38:59,583 --> 01:39:01,833
Abhishek, give me your phone,
I want to download a song.
1753
01:39:01,916 --> 01:39:04,166
Quickly! Quickly!
1754
01:39:17,458 --> 01:39:19,708
- He's moving! He's moving!
- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
1755
01:39:19,791 --> 01:39:22,208
- Vijay!
- Vijay! Vijay! Vijay! Vijay!
1756
01:39:22,291 --> 01:39:23,416
Come on, Vijay!
1757
01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:27,000
Go! Go! Come on!
1758
01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:29,375
Yes! Nanu! Yes!
1759
01:39:29,458 --> 01:39:30,750
- Papa!
- Vijay!
1760
01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:32,125
You can do it!
1761
01:39:32,208 --> 01:39:33,625
- Papa!
- Vijay!
1762
01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:35,041
You can do it. Come on!
1763
01:39:35,125 --> 01:39:36,666
I know you can do it.
1764
01:39:36,750 --> 01:39:37,958
You can do it.
1765
01:39:38,041 --> 01:39:40,166
- Come on, Papa.
- You can do it!
1766
01:39:40,250 --> 01:39:43,291
- Dad! Come on!
- I know you can, Papa, come on.
1767
01:39:43,375 --> 01:39:44,708
- Papa, I know you can.
- Come on!
1768
01:39:44,791 --> 01:39:47,333
You can definitely do it.
I know you can. Papa, come on!
1769
01:39:57,166 --> 01:39:58,250
Dad, come on!
1770
01:39:58,333 --> 01:40:00,125
Yes, Dad. Come on!
1771
01:40:00,791 --> 01:40:03,291
Papa, this slope is
the last difficult part.
1772
01:40:03,375 --> 01:40:04,791
- You can do it!
- Come on!
1773
01:40:04,875 --> 01:40:06,583
- Come on!
- You can do it!
1774
01:40:06,666 --> 01:40:07,791
- Papa!
- Vijay…
1775
01:40:12,791 --> 01:40:15,500
- One second. Put this on.
- Why?
1776
01:40:15,583 --> 01:40:17,041
Just put them on! Wear!
1777
01:40:17,875 --> 01:40:18,708
Come on.
1778
01:40:19,541 --> 01:40:21,041
Now close your eyes.
1779
01:40:21,125 --> 01:40:22,791
Take a deep breath.
1780
01:40:22,875 --> 01:40:24,708
And listen to it.
1781
01:40:24,791 --> 01:40:31,208
♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
1782
01:40:31,291 --> 01:40:36,708
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
1783
01:40:37,333 --> 01:40:39,500
♪ All that can be… ♪
1784
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:40,708
Do it for Anna.
1785
01:40:40,791 --> 01:40:43,541
♪ …Is this moment now ♪
1786
01:40:54,666 --> 01:40:55,708
Go for it!
1787
01:40:56,833 --> 01:40:57,750
Come on!
1788
01:40:57,833 --> 01:40:59,166
Yes!
1789
01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:01,208
Smash it!
1790
01:41:04,125 --> 01:41:06,041
Come on, Vijay!
1791
01:41:06,541 --> 01:41:11,833
Vijay! Smash it!
1792
01:41:11,916 --> 01:41:17,458
♪ What will be
You can never know ♪
1793
01:41:18,416 --> 01:41:24,083
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
1794
01:41:24,708 --> 01:41:30,541
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
1795
01:41:31,250 --> 01:41:37,083
♪ What will be you can never know ♪
1796
01:41:37,750 --> 01:41:43,125
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
1797
01:41:44,041 --> 01:41:49,041
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
1798
01:41:51,625 --> 01:41:54,458
♪ Unknown shadows ♪
1799
01:41:54,541 --> 01:41:57,416
♪ Are camped along the path ♪
1800
01:41:58,041 --> 01:42:00,541
♪ Unknown arms ♪
1801
01:42:01,291 --> 01:42:04,208
♪ Reach and grasp us all ♪
1802
01:42:04,291 --> 01:42:07,208
♪ This moment is light ♪
1803
01:42:07,708 --> 01:42:10,541
♪ All else is darkness ♪
1804
01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:13,666
♪ Don't let it slip ♪
1805
01:42:13,750 --> 01:42:16,833
♪ This moment is all that's yours ♪
1806
01:42:16,916 --> 01:42:23,375
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
1807
01:42:23,458 --> 01:42:28,791
♪ This is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
1808
01:42:38,875 --> 01:42:40,250
There! He's coming!
1809
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:45,625
Hurry up! Arey, come on!
1810
01:42:52,666 --> 01:42:55,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a new record!
1811
01:42:55,541 --> 01:43:00,500
Aditya Jaiswal, the youngest Indian
to complete a triathlon!
1812
01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:42,500
♪ The magic of this moment ♪
1813
01:43:42,583 --> 01:43:45,333
♪ Makes our meeting sublime ♪
1814
01:43:45,875 --> 01:43:51,958
♪ The warmth of this moment
Sets hearts racing ♪
1815
01:43:52,041 --> 01:43:54,875
♪ In the presence of this moment ♪
1816
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:58,125
♪ The world belongs to us ♪
1817
01:43:58,708 --> 01:44:01,458
♪ When you look upon this moment ♪
1818
01:44:01,541 --> 01:44:04,416
♪ It shines brighter than history ♪
1819
01:44:05,041 --> 01:44:11,000
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
1820
01:44:11,083 --> 01:44:16,166
♪ This is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
1821
01:44:16,250 --> 01:44:22,125
♪ What will be you can never know ♪
1822
01:44:22,666 --> 01:44:28,250
♪ What used to be, you can never know ♪
1823
01:44:28,916 --> 01:44:34,375
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
1824
01:46:27,541 --> 01:46:29,541
One picture, please.
1825
01:46:30,458 --> 01:46:33,458
♪ In the shelter of this moment ♪
1826
01:46:33,541 --> 01:46:36,625
♪ Is where we reside ♪
1827
01:46:36,708 --> 01:46:39,833
♪ Beyond this moment ♪
1828
01:46:39,916 --> 01:46:42,541
♪ Everything's a story ♪
1829
01:46:42,625 --> 01:46:45,666
♪ Who can see tomorrow? ♪
1830
01:46:45,750 --> 01:46:48,541
♪ Who can know tomorrow? ♪
1831
01:46:49,291 --> 01:46:55,500
♪ In this moment
You will find all that you seek ♪
1832
01:46:55,583 --> 01:47:01,333
♪ You who live, you must decide ♪
1833
01:47:01,416 --> 01:47:06,708
♪ This is the moment
To fulfill your heart's desire ♪
1834
01:47:06,791 --> 01:47:13,250
♪ What will be you can never know ♪
1835
01:47:13,333 --> 01:47:19,458
♪ What used to be you can never know ♪
1836
01:47:19,541 --> 01:47:25,000
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
1837
01:47:25,750 --> 01:47:31,166
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪
1838
01:47:32,333 --> 01:47:37,625
♪ All that can be is this moment now ♪