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Neeche nahin, bas oopar-oopar.
-Kya kaha? -Ginni, tujhe bharosa nahi hai mujh par?
Ki raanjhe "Neeche nahin bas oopar-oopar", to?
Jo tune jhooth bola na, to teri shikayat kar dungi…
Sun meri baat, apne maame ko bol,
"Phir kya neeche kya oopar."
Jain ki kasam?
Jain ki kasam, meri Ginni.
Jain ki kasam.
Kya hua?
Aa jaao, paaji, aa jaao. Itna samay nahin hai.
Yeh lo, bhai, tumhara order ji.
Gadhhi chahiye, yaar.
Bhai ji!
Haan, phir chillar party, kya chal raha hai?
Bhai ji.
Bewakoof.
Zor se bol, yaar.
Oye, aur upar utha.
Aur pahle 50 truck
Itni badi gadhhbadhh.
Chalo, koi nahi. Tum tension na lo.
Mujhe bhi, yaar.
Abhi lo, ji.
Main thappad maar munh laal kar dun.
Oye, main baarah saal ke liye kamane gaya…
Husn Iraani, aa ha
Aaankh shaitani, aa ha
Lahzaa teraa ye, Pakistaniya
Secret teraa saraa Victoria sambhalti hai
Gali-gali bawaal machati ho
Dhol jagiron ka
Dhol jagiron ka, dhamaal machata fir rahaa hai
Duniya dekhati hai
Duniya dekhati hai, badi hairani ke saath
Dhol jagiron ka
Teri aankhon se jo chali hai goliyan Woh seedhe seene par jaakar lagi hain
Botal ko to koi haath bhi naa lagaae, baby Tere nainon se hi pi jaate hain
Dhol jagiron ka
Teri aankhon se jo chali hai goliyan Woh seedhe seene par jaakar lagi hain
Botal ko to koi haath bhi naa lagaae, baby Tere nainon se hi pi jaate hain
Har ek peg tere naam ke…
Aur phir machata hai bawaal
Dhol jagiron ka
Dhol jagiron ka, dhamaal machata fir rahaa hai
Duniya dekhati hai
Duniya dekhati hai, badi hairani ke saath
Dhol jagiron ka
He Bhagwaan,
Meri laado
Namaste. Namaste.
Namaste.
Oye, kya kiya tune?
Namaste, ji.
Baarah saal main kamaane gaya, kamaa kar laya pareshaani
Bhangadaa tab sajta hai Jab naache dulhan ka papa
Bhangadaa tab sajta hai
Jab naache dulhan ka sagaa papa
Bhangadaa tab sajta hai
Jab naache dulhan ka sagaa papa
Bhai ji!
Bhai ji! Bhai ji! Honey bhai ji!
Guru ji mahan hain!
Gadhe!
Bhabhi ji,
Are! Abhi ek maarta hun thappad.
Bade kamaal lagoge.
Pakad kar le aayenge.
Aap le sakte ho.
Haay, kurbaan ho jaun,
Bewakoof ho kya?
Bewkoof log, pataa nahin kahan se aa jaate hain.
Oye Jeetu, kutte, tere baap ko kidnap kar loongi.
-Kya… -Ruk to, yaar.
Bhai ji…
Bhabhi ji, isko chanta maar dunga mai.
Oh ji, kya ho gaya maalik? Kyon tang kar rahe ho ladke ko?
Bhai ji, charan sparsh.
Oye, ruk jaa.
-Namaste, ji. -Namaste.
Kya ho rahaa hai?
Pachas truck chalte hain is highway pe.
Bhaad mein jaaye, Charan Singh.
Bhaad mein jaaye, Charan Singh?
Yeh kya gadbad kar diya sardar ne?
Bhai ji, chhodo.
Abhi batati hoon, kidhar jana hai?
-Please, jaane do, please. -Maaf kar do, yaar.
-Baat sun lo. -Please jaane do!
Paaro, chal yaar, tujhe meri kasam.
Bhai ji!
Bhai ji, bach gaye.
Bhai ji!
Bhai ji, aap theek ho?
Flirt karwa lo jitna bhi tujh se, hai na?
Neeche-neeche hi rahta hai.
Saare gol gappe ka swad kharab kar diya.
Main tera baap nahin.
Toh belt se maarkar teraa pichhwada sujaa doonga!
I am over you bolkar dil ko thandak milegi, sir.
Oye, apna saara saaman le lo.
Ye lo gaadi ki chaabi.
Mujhe laga chhota sa hai Pathankot.
Khanne, itna bhi chhota nahi hai Pathankot.
Aaraam se, bhai ji.
Tera baap?
Tere baap ki toh!
Haan ji, namaskar, Omkar sahab.
Tumhari bandook nahi chal rahi, yaar.
Oh haan ji, bhai ji, namaste. Kya haal hai?
Bandook nahi chal rahi, tumhari!
Arihanton ko namaskaar ho. Siddhon ko namaskaar ho.
Bhai ji, mujhe do!
Bhabhi ji, kya kar rahe ho?
Bhabhi ji, neeche aa jao!
Kya fark padata hai, yaar?
PATHANKOT - BHAGWAAN JAANE
OPERATION THEATRE
PASHU ASPATAAL
-Tu pahle pichhwada tod iska. -Nahi…
Bhabhi ji?
Bhai ji!
Bhai ji?
Yeh bewakoof kahan ja raha hai?
-Tere pichhwade mein… -Daal dun?
Bhai, aa jao.
Oye, ladki!
Bhai ji!
Oye! Yeh kya ho raha hai?
-Kuchh nahi. -Kya ho gaya, Fufa ji?
Oye, kuchh nahi hua, beta. Tu bandook neeche rakh.
Poore raaste jhak maar raha tha?
Bhai, mar gaya.
Bhai ji!
Baat karte hain!
Kar lo baat!
Bahut mushkil hai.
Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya, aur kamaa ke laaya rose
Sukhna lake par baith tujhe kiya propose
Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya, aur kamaa ke laaya jaal
Pata chalaa hi nahin Kaise beet gaye chaar saal
Maine kaha, pata chalaa hi nahin Kaise beet gaye chaar saal
Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya, aur kamaa ke laaya tijori
Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya, aur kamaa ke laaya meat
Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya, aur kamaa ke laaya joon
Main baarah saal ke liye kamaane gaya
Aur kamaa ke laaya joon
SAMVAAD ANUVAADAK SHALINI SHUKLA