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Welcome the bride, O groom's mother
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The groom's brought his bride home
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Her face is radiant like the moon
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She can't stop blushing
Looking at her husband
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Heer has found his Ranjha
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Forever they are now entwined
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A lover dictates his own fate to God
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Welcome the bride, O groom's mother
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Welcome the bride, O groom's mother
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Even the rising sun bows before him
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For he is the son of a fearless mother
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A child of the motherland
A proud son of Punjab
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The son of Punjab
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The son of Punjab
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Son of Sardar
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The son of Punjab
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In his heart rages a storm
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The sky is his battleground
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In his heart rages a storm
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The sky is his battleground
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He's a fearless soul
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Can breathe life into the soil
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The world watches as he steps forward
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Has blessings of Guru
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People would gladly lay down their lives
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Wears the turban with pride
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Even God is his guardian
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His pace is swift like a panther
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The moon is his throne...
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When he sees English, he gets a fever
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He attacks with local demeanor
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He can even cross the seven seas
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Ain't nobody got that grace
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He's the ace
Don't be confused
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Nobody stands close to him
They try to chase the pace
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The son of Punjab
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The son of Punjab
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The son of Punjab
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The son of Punjab
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The son of Punjab
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He cares as much
As he's got courage
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Respects his folks
Treats them as God
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He is a Singh Punjabi
Always good with his friends...
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What? Twins again?
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Jassi, you've been
blessed with twins again!
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That's really good news.
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- Where are you going?
- You drive now. I am going.
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Family is priority
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They expect love emotion from Jatt
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He stands tall like a wall
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Even when faced a wall of fire
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Can blow it away with a single roar
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Don't mess with him
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The name creates a stir
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He's going to reign, make no error
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He's back, everyone's friend
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Whenever lions are needed
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He's the one you can count on
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Can easily strike his enemies down
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Oh, God! That hurts.
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Praise the Lord.
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Mother.
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Mother.
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My son's awake.
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Why do you bring my tea upstairs?
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I've said several times before that
I'll come downstairs and drink it.
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I keep telling you,
let's hire some help for the house.
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If the children still have
to eat food made by a cook,
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then what's the point of
having a mother around?
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Never.
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Come. Drink the tea while it's hot.
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If the visa doesn't
come through this year either,
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I'm calling Dimple back.
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Then you can sit around eating pizzas
and pastas your daughter-in-law makes.
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Don't be so negative.
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Everything will work out.
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God always does
what's best for everyone.
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God...
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What have you ever
done for me that's good?
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I want to know.
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Can't you see my mother...
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doing the household chores at her age?
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You don't?
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And yet she keeps thanking you.
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Even I wish to see...
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my mother sit on the couch, eating.
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Shout at the children.
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Two kids running from one side,
two more from the other,
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yelling "Grandma."
I want to see my house bustling with life.
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But look...
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it's totally silent.
Like a graveyard.
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You call this doing good?
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Hasn't eleven years been long enough?
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I've run out of fingers
to count the years.
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Dimple worked so hard
to get her permanent status.
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Even she has dreams.
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I cannot call her back
and crush her dreams.
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Leave it.
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I don't want to talk to you.
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End of discussion.
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Cut. Cut... today...
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Cut.
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I will drink.
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I will keep drinking.
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Try and stop me.
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You may be God...
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but even Sardars are persistent.
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Stop me.
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Hello?
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- Hello?
- Your visa came through, Jassi.
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Get your ticket done
and come over quickly.
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Your visa has been approved.
Don't delay any more.
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Come soon.
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I am at work.
Will call you back later.
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Son.
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What happened, son?
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My visa has been approved.
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Lord... you answered my prayers.
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You are unbelievable.
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You never listen the easy way, do you?
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Hi.
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They are my friends.
Robin and Disha.
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- Hello.
- Shall we? Come.
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Where will you get off?
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Back at home,
people know how to take a hint.
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I dropped plenty of hints at them,
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but they don't seem to get it.
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Coffee.
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I want a divorce.
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That's why I called you here.
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I see. And we call the sun a lamp.
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It's not easy to fool a Sardar.
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You were trying to pull a prank on me.
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Where is the surprise cake?
Take it out.
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I was wondering why your friends
were acting so strangely.
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They were planning a surprise.
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Thank you, brother.
Now, take the cake out.
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- Come on. Take it out.
- There is no surprise.
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I am serious.
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He's my boyfriend, Robin Kukreja.
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We want to get married.
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And anyway, there is
nothing left between us.
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How can you say that?
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We swore before Guru Sahib
to always be together.
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What did I do wrong?
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Is it my fault that
your visa didn't get approved?
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You don't know what it's like
to live alone, how tough life can be.
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Even I was alone.
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You have a big heart. I don't.
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I'm just an ordinary girl.
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I have a share in the property.
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So, please cooperate.
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We should settle
this among ourselves.
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Why drag it to the court?
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I kept waiting day and night for this.
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The visa would have arrived earlier
if you had actually applied for it.
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Truly...
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you made a fool of this Sardar.
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No one knows the pain
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No one knows the pain
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The one who goes through
The pain can understand it
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God, I have found no one who is mine
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MOTHER
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Indian Punjabi wedding again.
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Why can't you ever
find a Pakistani event?
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You always get us
trapped among Sardars.
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My dear wife, their money is worth
three times more than ours.
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Even though we spend in pounds,
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we always convert it in our minds
to the value in our own currency first.
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Yes, and where there's money,
there's Danish.
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Yeah.
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And we've to do the same old thing.
Sing and dance.
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Why hesitate when we're
being paid extra, my love?
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Are you done arguing?
Now, do some work.
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- You--
- Child, talk respectfully to your mother.
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She doesn't think
of her as her mother.
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She doesn't think
of you as her husband.
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Weird family.
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Completely weird.
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Look who is talking.
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Can anyone be weirder
than you in this world?
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No one.
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- Hold on.
- No one.
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Can we prepare now?
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Or those Sardars
will beat us to a pulp.
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- Don't take them lightly.
- Ready.
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Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
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Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
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These eyes...
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- Leave me speechless
- They're killing me
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Your eyes are so stunning...
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Everyone wants to see them
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Why do you hide them?
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Why do you hide them?
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Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
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How are you, Babbu?
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Jassi... Jassi, I...
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I got you some pickles from Punjab.
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Jassi, it's...
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- Let me shower first, then we'll talk.
- Jassi, listen...
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Pickles from our hometown.
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Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
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Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
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Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
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Brother Babbu has a big heart.
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He's told everyone back home,
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"Whenever you come to England,
come to my home."
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Pull, sister-in-law. Pull.
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Do not wear makeup
You look pretty anyway
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- Don't apply kohl in your eyes...
- You look pretty anyway
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Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
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You look pretty anyway
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You look pretty anyway
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You look pretty anyway
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Let me introduce you to my team.
I am Rabia.
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That's our sexy Gul.
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She is Saba...
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Mehwish.
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And that's Da--
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Danish?
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Danish?
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Danish and that Russian...
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His mother's holy face!
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00:16:55.083 --> 00:16:56.375
Hold this.
262
00:16:57.333 --> 00:16:59.083
Out of my way.
Out of my way, bro.
263
00:17:00.916 --> 00:17:01.875
Danish!
264
00:17:05.583 --> 00:17:07.333
I am not going to spare him today.
265
00:17:07.625 --> 00:17:09.166
Danish, you jerk.
266
00:17:10.125 --> 00:17:12.458
- Danish.
- Oh no...
267
00:17:12.541 --> 00:17:13.416
Danish.
268
00:17:15.125 --> 00:17:16.291
Yes, my lady?
269
00:17:17.541 --> 00:17:18.416
What happened?
270
00:17:19.250 --> 00:17:21.333
I feel sick.
271
00:17:22.208 --> 00:17:24.583
Oh, God!
272
00:17:25.208 --> 00:17:27.416
May Allah bless you with twins.
273
00:17:27.833 --> 00:17:29.583
Get me a cup of tea.
274
00:17:29.666 --> 00:17:31.208
- Yes.
- Oh, God!
275
00:17:51.041 --> 00:17:53.750
Call your mom Chameli, you mangy cur!
276
00:17:56.166 --> 00:17:58.125 line:5%
- Okay, come on. Go, go.
- Stop.
277
00:17:59.416 --> 00:18:02.291
You all got British residency
because of me.
278
00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:05.666
I've kept the divorce papers on the table.
279
00:18:05.750 --> 00:18:09.333 line:5%
- You jerk. Die, you rascal!
- Congratulations on your freedom.
280
00:18:09.750 --> 00:18:12.958
Go live your life.
You'll thank me later.
281
00:18:13.041 --> 00:18:15.916 line:5%
You'll burn in the fire of hell,
you bloody...
282
00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:17.291 line:5%
- It's okay. Leave it.
- He ran away?
283
00:18:17.625 --> 00:18:19.208 line:5%
See? Let him go.
284
00:18:19.458 --> 00:18:22.666
The Russian he ran off with
will get him club gigs.
285
00:18:22.875 --> 00:18:25.250
The moment he finds someone
who earns more,
286
00:18:25.458 --> 00:18:27.000
he'll run off with her too.
287
00:18:27.250 --> 00:18:28.625
Did anyone ask you?
288
00:18:29.875 --> 00:18:30.750
See...
289
00:18:31.041 --> 00:18:32.625
What do I care? To hell with you.
290
00:18:33.333 --> 00:18:36.458
He is my father.
I know him better than you.
291
00:18:36.583 --> 00:18:38.666
He doesn't love you.
292
00:18:38.750 --> 00:18:41.666
He only loves money and booze,
Mother dearest.
293
00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:43.500
I am not your "mother dearest."
294
00:18:43.625 --> 00:18:45.458
- I'll rip your tongue and smash your nose.
- Rabia.
295
00:18:45.541 --> 00:18:47.125
- No, no. Stop.
- Exactly.
296
00:18:47.666 --> 00:18:48.666
Even I cried the same way
297
00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:52.291
when he brought you home
less than a month after my mom's passing.
298
00:18:52.625 --> 00:18:55.583
Don't vent your mother's
frustration on me.
299
00:18:55.666 --> 00:18:57.375
And we weren't too keen
on coming here either.
300
00:18:57.458 --> 00:18:59.875
Can you two stop this debate?
301
00:18:59.958 --> 00:19:00.833
He ran away, didn't he?
302
00:19:01.416 --> 00:19:02.791
He doesn't care about you two.
303
00:19:03.166 --> 00:19:04.458
Arguing unnecessarily.
304
00:19:09.208 --> 00:19:11.375
Beauty is what people
build Taj Mahals for.
305
00:19:13.375 --> 00:19:16.666
Your father will come crawling
back to me within a month,
306
00:19:17.083 --> 00:19:18.916
or my name isn't Rabia Akhtar.
307
00:19:24.583 --> 00:19:26.000
It's been over a month,
308
00:19:26.125 --> 00:19:27.500 line:5%
and that jerk hasn't shown up yet.
309
00:19:29.333 --> 00:19:31.833
Don't grin at me like that.
310
00:19:31.916 --> 00:19:34.083
I'll be there to watch
when your lover ditches you.
311
00:19:34.333 --> 00:19:36.500 line:5%
The one whose money you use
to raid the stores.
312
00:19:36.583 --> 00:19:39.666
Oh, my God! And here I thought
you were heartbroken.
313
00:19:40.875 --> 00:19:43.375
But Mother dearest,
your heart's burning with jealousy.
314
00:19:44.208 --> 00:19:46.416
Doesn't matter.
Each to their own luck.
315
00:19:47.833 --> 00:19:48.708
Simran.
316
00:19:48.791 --> 00:19:50.083
- Baby!
- "Baby!"
317
00:19:51.041 --> 00:19:52.750
- Baby.
- Baby.
318
00:19:56.958 --> 00:19:58.166
Whose wedding was it, Simran baby?
319
00:19:58.791 --> 00:20:00.500
It was one of my Muslim friends' weddings.
320
00:20:00.916 --> 00:20:01.791
Very boring.
321
00:20:02.041 --> 00:20:04.583
They hired some stupid group.
Couldn't even get us to groove.
322
00:20:05.125 --> 00:20:07.791
Forget it.
They don't have the Punjabi vibe.
323
00:20:07.916 --> 00:20:09.875
- Shall we go shopping?
- Yes. Come on.
324
00:20:09.958 --> 00:20:11.500
Bloody backstabbing witch.
325
00:20:11.583 --> 00:20:13.000
Father and daughter are homewreckers.
326
00:20:13.166 --> 00:20:14.875
Thank God I escaped their clutches.
327
00:20:19.333 --> 00:20:21.000
Did you watch the
India-Pakistan match yesterday?
328
00:20:21.666 --> 00:20:22.916 line:5%
Kohli was on fire.
329
00:20:23.250 --> 00:20:24.916
The face of the Pakistanis
was worth watching.
330
00:20:25.166 --> 00:20:26.791
Dad was really thrilled.
331
00:20:27.333 --> 00:20:28.625
He doesn't like Pakistanis.
332
00:20:30.250 --> 00:20:34.291
But he will accept
my munchkin immediately.
333
00:20:35.125 --> 00:20:40.541
I was wondering,
why don't we introduce our fathers?
334
00:20:41.083 --> 00:20:42.791
Baby, I hate this family drama.
335
00:20:43.041 --> 00:20:45.416
We are in love and
we have to get married.
336
00:20:45.625 --> 00:20:47.333
- Why involve the family?
- Baby...
337
00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:49.833
I come from the Sandhu family.
338
00:20:50.291 --> 00:20:52.875
My father is a man of principles.
You don't get it.
339
00:20:53.916 --> 00:20:55.250
- This is what I am telling you--
- Baby...
340
00:20:56.166 --> 00:20:58.458
dad or me?
341
00:20:58.666 --> 00:21:00.375
Baby, you...
342
00:21:00.916 --> 00:21:02.458
I know you are special, but...
343
00:21:03.250 --> 00:21:04.791
Dad or me?
344
00:21:04.875 --> 00:21:06.041
I am driving, baby.
345
00:21:06.125 --> 00:21:07.208
I was saying--
346
00:21:08.250 --> 00:21:09.708
Dad or me?
347
00:21:09.791 --> 00:21:11.000
Baby, just once...
348
00:21:11.500 --> 00:21:13.291
- Dad or me?
- Just listen to me...
349
00:21:13.375 --> 00:21:15.333
- Dad or me?
- Baby, just once...
350
00:21:16.291 --> 00:21:18.708
We will crash. Look in front.
351
00:21:19.500 --> 00:21:21.291
- Me... not your dad.
- Yes.
352
00:21:21.458 --> 00:21:22.875
- Don't go back on your words.
- No, no, no.
353
00:21:27.166 --> 00:21:28.041
Jassi.
354
00:21:28.875 --> 00:21:31.875
Bro, even the pickle
you brought is over.
355
00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:32.875
When are you going back?
356
00:21:33.666 --> 00:21:37.000
I mean... your poor wife
must be waiting for you.
357
00:21:38.333 --> 00:21:39.208
Poor wife?
358
00:21:39.875 --> 00:21:41.250
My poor wife is getting married again.
359
00:21:46.208 --> 00:21:47.458
That jerk Danish...
360
00:21:47.583 --> 00:21:48.750
I said it before.
361
00:21:49.583 --> 00:21:50.875
He is not coming back this time.
362
00:21:54.916 --> 00:21:56.500
If he can elope with a Russian,
363
00:21:56.625 --> 00:21:58.666
even I'll find some
Italian for myself.
364
00:21:59.375 --> 00:22:01.750
- Is there anything lacking in Rabia?
- Says who?
365
00:22:03.333 --> 00:22:05.916
By the way,
what do these Russians have
366
00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:08.916
that makes our men go
absolutely crazy over them?
367
00:22:09.125 --> 00:22:10.875
We drove these white folks out,
368
00:22:10.958 --> 00:22:12.458
but the men are still
slaves to these white chicks.
369
00:22:12.708 --> 00:22:14.833
You don't know anything about women.
370
00:22:16.291 --> 00:22:17.625
You are whining over property.
371
00:22:17.916 --> 00:22:20.166
They'd sell you off
if they had the chance.
372
00:22:20.583 --> 00:22:21.750
Find a decent lawyer.
373
00:22:22.041 --> 00:22:25.291
These women must be
shown their place, brother.
374
00:22:25.375 --> 00:22:26.291
It's necessary.
375
00:22:26.416 --> 00:22:29.291
They bring us from India
and put a leash around our neck.
376
00:22:30.625 --> 00:22:32.333
They don't visit India to get married.
377
00:22:33.083 --> 00:22:36.416
It's like visiting
a pet shop to adopt a dog.
378
00:22:37.708 --> 00:22:39.125
Have you seen a witch...?
379
00:22:42.458 --> 00:22:43.416
That's my wife.
380
00:22:44.666 --> 00:22:47.416
I could never have expected
a better woman in my life.
381
00:22:48.333 --> 00:22:49.583
Thank God.
382
00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:56.208
Bro, I'll find you a lawyer,
and you find a place to stay.
383
00:22:56.291 --> 00:22:58.458
Or else she will throw us both out.
384
00:22:59.375 --> 00:23:00.250
Please.
385
00:23:00.625 --> 00:23:02.708
I will introduce you
to a female lawyer tomorrow,
386
00:23:02.916 --> 00:23:04.541
or you will get in trouble.
387
00:23:05.208 --> 00:23:07.541
There is a long queue
of boys waiting for you.
388
00:23:08.083 --> 00:23:11.083
Just tell me what sort
of boy you are looking for.
389
00:23:12.125 --> 00:23:15.041
Looks matter when you fall in love...
390
00:23:15.958 --> 00:23:19.333
But when it comes to breaking hearts,
there is no preference.
391
00:23:19.416 --> 00:23:22.250 line:5%
Oh, wow. That's more like it!
392
00:23:22.333 --> 00:23:25.083
I'll introduce you
to a solid guy tomorrow.
393
00:23:39.875 --> 00:23:42.416
What the shucks...
she called a Sardar?
394
00:23:43.625 --> 00:23:45.166
When you're trying
to get a fire started,
395
00:23:45.250 --> 00:23:47.250
who cares whether it's coal or petrol?
396
00:23:48.166 --> 00:23:49.041
Come on, Rabia.
397
00:23:52.416 --> 00:23:53.916
She looks like a lawyer.
398
00:23:57.916 --> 00:24:00.875
- Greetings...
- Hello-- I mean greetings.
399
00:24:02.791 --> 00:24:04.041
- Sit down.
- Thank you.
400
00:24:07.375 --> 00:24:08.375
Are you a Muslim?
401
00:24:08.666 --> 00:24:11.166
Yes. Why?
Do you have any objections?
402
00:24:11.250 --> 00:24:13.416
No, it's okay. It's okay.
403
00:24:16.958 --> 00:24:17.833
I...
404
00:24:18.791 --> 00:24:20.583
I love my wife a lot.
405
00:24:22.416 --> 00:24:23.958
I don't want to divorce her.
406
00:24:25.208 --> 00:24:27.375
You love your wife?
407
00:24:28.583 --> 00:24:30.083
You don't want to divorce her?
408
00:24:30.666 --> 00:24:33.333
Then what are we doing here?
409
00:24:33.416 --> 00:24:34.291
Necessity.
410
00:24:35.666 --> 00:24:37.791
See, my friend says you are expensive,
but also the best.
411
00:24:37.875 --> 00:24:40.375
Do I look like the one-time type?
412
00:24:40.458 --> 00:24:43.208
Yes. I also need it one time.
413
00:24:44.083 --> 00:24:45.250
Please, hear my case.
414
00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:49.416
Madam, I am a nice person.
415
00:24:50.291 --> 00:24:52.166
I don't believe in wrecking homes.
416
00:24:52.958 --> 00:24:54.500
Don't worry.
417
00:24:55.583 --> 00:24:58.250
I'll pay you more
than your market rate.
418
00:24:58.333 --> 00:25:00.125
Madam... Madam...
419
00:25:03.583 --> 00:25:07.875
I am in a tight situation.
I am in a lot of trouble.
420
00:25:08.500 --> 00:25:10.041
You are my only hope.
421
00:25:11.125 --> 00:25:12.500
Just tell me what your charges are.
422
00:25:13.750 --> 00:25:16.916
Per day, per shift, or lump sum.
423
00:25:17.208 --> 00:25:18.666
Everything is fine with me.
424
00:25:18.875 --> 00:25:20.291
Just start from right now.
425
00:25:20.375 --> 00:25:22.166
Do I look like the charging type to you?
426
00:25:22.250 --> 00:25:24.666
There is nothing wrong with it.
You're providing a service.
427
00:25:24.750 --> 00:25:25.916
You deserve it.
428
00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:28.500
God, I will service you for good,
you big oaf.
429
00:25:39.791 --> 00:25:40.666
Blood.
430
00:25:41.375 --> 00:25:42.250 line:5%
Blood.
431
00:25:43.458 --> 00:25:44.458
Madam...
432
00:25:46.541 --> 00:25:50.125
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Sardar ji, I am so sorry.
433
00:25:50.208 --> 00:25:51.083
Oh, my God! Blood!
434
00:25:51.166 --> 00:25:53.416
Can somebody...
Sir, please help me.
435
00:25:53.500 --> 00:25:54.750
He's fainted.
436
00:25:56.166 --> 00:25:57.541
No, no, hello.
437
00:25:57.708 --> 00:25:59.708
Oh, God! Sardar ji, get up, please.
438
00:25:59.791 --> 00:26:01.041
- Excuse me.
- Sardar ji.
439
00:26:01.416 --> 00:26:02.333
I am his lawyer.
440
00:26:03.041 --> 00:26:05.666
Oh, he already hired a lawyer
before the crime was committed.
441
00:26:09.875 --> 00:26:12.708
If you hadn't jabbed that fork into
my hand, thinking it was an omelet,
442
00:26:13.583 --> 00:26:15.333
I wouldn't have had
a place to stay today.
443
00:26:16.208 --> 00:26:17.958
Sorry, we had a misunderstanding.
444
00:26:18.041 --> 00:26:19.416
It's alright.
445
00:26:19.541 --> 00:26:21.333
We were looking for a tenant anyway.
446
00:26:21.666 --> 00:26:24.083
God does everything for the best.
447
00:26:24.291 --> 00:26:25.500
My mum also says that.
448
00:26:32.541 --> 00:26:34.125
- Bye, baby.
- Bye.
449
00:26:39.416 --> 00:26:40.291
Oh, my God!
450
00:26:47.333 --> 00:26:50.541
Sardar ji, I heard you
mistook her for a taxi-for-hire.
451
00:26:56.291 --> 00:26:57.208
Taxi!
452
00:26:57.625 --> 00:27:00.708
Sister, you should
cut down on your smoking.
453
00:27:01.375 --> 00:27:02.791
It's not good for singers.
454
00:27:03.333 --> 00:27:05.833
I swear I don't even touch it.
455
00:27:05.916 --> 00:27:07.000
- They made me hold it.
- Really?
456
00:27:07.083 --> 00:27:10.833
See, sister.
You're starting to sound like a man.
457
00:27:13.000 --> 00:27:13.875
Okay.
458
00:27:13.958 --> 00:27:17.666
Honestly, if you quit smoking,
you'll sound like a cuckoo.
459
00:27:19.291 --> 00:27:20.625
But she is not a cuckoo.
460
00:27:21.375 --> 00:27:24.250
She's a thirsty crow, bro!
461
00:27:26.625 --> 00:27:29.250
- Thirsty crow...
- Hey...
462
00:27:32.083 --> 00:27:33.000
Leave it.
463
00:27:33.875 --> 00:27:35.333
Why did you have to pick it up?
464
00:27:36.291 --> 00:27:38.791
The house is made of wood.
What if it had caught fire?
465
00:27:39.083 --> 00:27:40.916
How can you think so positively?
466
00:27:45.125 --> 00:27:46.625
MOTHER
467
00:27:53.250 --> 00:27:54.125
What is it now?
468
00:27:56.708 --> 00:28:00.375
Mum is getting suspicious
that Dimple and I are not together.
469
00:28:01.958 --> 00:28:03.125
If she finds out,
470
00:28:04.500 --> 00:28:05.791
it will break her heart.
471
00:28:13.291 --> 00:28:15.208
SON JASSI
472
00:28:17.916 --> 00:28:20.833
Greetings, Mom. Need your blessings.
All good?
473
00:28:21.250 --> 00:28:23.083
How much fairer do you want to be?
474
00:28:23.250 --> 00:28:24.875
Aren't you fair enough already?
475
00:28:25.416 --> 00:28:27.958
It's been so long, Mom.
I keep telling Jassi.
476
00:28:28.041 --> 00:28:29.916
But he doesn't let me talk to you.
477
00:28:32.166 --> 00:28:33.083
Where is he?
478
00:28:33.875 --> 00:28:35.583
Since he left...
479
00:28:36.791 --> 00:28:38.291
he hasn't been answering his phone.
480
00:28:38.833 --> 00:28:40.458
He's gotten so busy.
481
00:28:41.250 --> 00:28:45.125
Mothers worry for their children.
482
00:28:45.916 --> 00:28:47.500
But sons don't understand.
483
00:28:48.041 --> 00:28:51.958
Mom, you have spoiled
your precious child.
484
00:28:52.666 --> 00:28:54.000
We miss you a lot.
485
00:28:54.083 --> 00:28:55.875
Just tell me when you are coming.
486
00:28:56.375 --> 00:28:58.708
First you come here,
then I'll come there.
487
00:28:59.291 --> 00:29:00.375
Please, Mom, don't cry.
488
00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:01.916
What happened?
489
00:29:04.291 --> 00:29:05.166
These are tears of joy.
490
00:29:07.166 --> 00:29:08.750
How will I ever repay this debt?
491
00:29:10.750 --> 00:29:11.666
Idiot.
492
00:29:12.291 --> 00:29:13.875
You really are a crazy guy.
493
00:29:15.916 --> 00:29:16.791
Smile...
494
00:29:29.625 --> 00:29:30.541
Fire...
495
00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:31.875
Fire!
496
00:29:33.291 --> 00:29:35.291
Hey, fire. Fire.
497
00:29:35.375 --> 00:29:36.541
Come down quickly.
498
00:29:36.625 --> 00:29:38.041
- He's here. He's here.
- There is a fire.
499
00:29:38.125 --> 00:29:40.166
- We'll all die. There is a fire.
- My prince...
500
00:29:40.250 --> 00:29:41.333
- What happened?
- My prince charming is here.
501
00:29:41.416 --> 00:29:42.375
Look, he's written
502
00:29:42.458 --> 00:29:44.333
- "Will you marry me?" with fire.
- Where is the water?
503
00:29:44.416 --> 00:29:47.000
I bet it's his prince charming.
He misspelled "marry."
504
00:29:47.125 --> 00:29:48.125
- What?
- Yes.
505
00:29:48.208 --> 00:29:50.250
- Simran baby, come out quickly.
- Gogi?
506
00:29:50.958 --> 00:29:51.833
Gogi!
507
00:29:52.250 --> 00:29:53.125
Gogi!
508
00:29:54.291 --> 00:29:56.958
- He spelled "marry" with an E.
- There's a fire.
509
00:29:57.041 --> 00:29:58.708
- Out of my way.
- Oh, man!
510
00:30:06.375 --> 00:30:08.250 line:5%
Oh, my God! Yes.
511
00:30:09.458 --> 00:30:13.625
Oh, my God!
Gogi. I do. I do. I do.
512
00:30:14.125 --> 00:30:15.875
The tap. The tap.
513
00:30:19.333 --> 00:30:21.125
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Hey!
514
00:30:21.500 --> 00:30:22.666
- You liked it?
- Oh, my God. Yes!
515
00:30:22.833 --> 00:30:23.791
Should I go get my stuff?
516
00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:25.708
Forget it. We'll buy new ones.
517
00:30:25.791 --> 00:30:29.541
Baby, you are so innocent.
This is a proposal.
518
00:30:29.875 --> 00:30:31.125
This innocence is
what I like about you.
519
00:30:31.833 --> 00:30:33.875
Baby, we still need
our parents' permission.
520
00:30:33.958 --> 00:30:35.375
We'll have a grand wedding, right?
521
00:30:37.750 --> 00:30:41.000
Hey! Open the door.
There's a fire.
522
00:30:41.958 --> 00:30:42.833
- Oh, no.
- Papa?
523
00:30:42.916 --> 00:30:44.833
- Daddy is awake, baby.
- Let me take his blessings.
524
00:30:44.916 --> 00:30:46.458
No! You have to go. You don't get it.
525
00:30:46.541 --> 00:30:48.041
- But let me--
- You don't understand my mom and dad.
526
00:30:48.125 --> 00:30:49.375
They are enemies of love.
527
00:30:50.375 --> 00:30:52.583
They are cruel people.
We must elope and get married.
528
00:30:52.666 --> 00:30:55.583
- Baby, try to understand.
- Baby, just once...
529
00:30:58.000 --> 00:30:58.958
Please. Please.
530
00:30:59.041 --> 00:30:59.916
Okay. Okay.
531
00:31:01.125 --> 00:31:05.375
No, sweetheart. No...
532
00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:08.041
You only belong to Gogi.
I am going to see my dad.
533
00:31:08.125 --> 00:31:10.500
I will speak with him
and officially bring you away.
534
00:31:10.791 --> 00:31:13.708
- My munchkin. Okay?
- Yes.
535
00:31:13.916 --> 00:31:15.291
- Let me talk to him--
- Bye, bye.
536
00:31:16.250 --> 00:31:17.208 line:5%
Yes!
537
00:31:18.208 --> 00:31:21.125
- Out of the way.
- What are you doing?
538
00:31:21.208 --> 00:31:23.000
- What is all this?
- Jassi, what are you doing?
539
00:31:23.083 --> 00:31:24.458
- That won't work.
- The fire--
540
00:31:24.541 --> 00:31:25.416
No, no...
541
00:31:25.500 --> 00:31:26.375
Jassi, no.
542
00:31:26.458 --> 00:31:28.166
- No, no...
- That's not water.
543
00:31:33.500 --> 00:31:34.416
Jassi.
544
00:31:34.500 --> 00:31:37.750
That was not water.
It was barbecue fuel.
545
00:31:43.083 --> 00:31:46.083
Jatts will play
Holi with blood today
546
00:31:48.916 --> 00:31:52.291
Sound is made with bullets today
547
00:31:55.291 --> 00:32:00.625
We will not let anyone go dry today
548
00:32:00.708 --> 00:32:06.708
We will not let anyone go dry today
549
00:32:07.041 --> 00:32:08.416
Grab it...
550
00:32:10.708 --> 00:32:14.750
Grab your guns, boys!
It's time to take control!
551
00:32:15.250 --> 00:32:16.333
What have you done?
552
00:32:17.416 --> 00:32:19.041
The sheep are running away.
Go get them.
553
00:32:19.625 --> 00:32:20.500
Go on.
554
00:32:20.708 --> 00:32:22.541
They are going
into Bantu Pandey's area.
555
00:32:23.625 --> 00:32:24.875
Are you deaf?
556
00:32:25.916 --> 00:32:29.250
Rascal. I will kill you like a dog.
557
00:32:29.333 --> 00:32:31.250
Brother, be gentle.
558
00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:33.625
Look, how he is licking the gun.
559
00:32:33.833 --> 00:32:35.708
Let's explain the situation to them.
560
00:32:36.791 --> 00:32:40.583
Listen, we are the masters
and you are the servants.
561
00:32:41.083 --> 00:32:42.791
We have a right to enjoy.
562
00:32:43.583 --> 00:32:46.958
You will only get food
when you do your job.
563
00:32:47.500 --> 00:32:48.416
Understood?
564
00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:50.833
Go on. Shoo them.
565
00:32:51.291 --> 00:32:52.166
Shoo them.
566
00:32:52.541 --> 00:32:53.958
Go on.
567
00:32:55.166 --> 00:32:56.625
- Go on.
- Go on.
568
00:32:57.208 --> 00:32:58.375
Rocky One!
569
00:32:59.458 --> 00:33:01.458
- Oh, no!
- Rocky Two!
570
00:33:02.166 --> 00:33:03.833
- Brother is here.
- Brother is here.
571
00:33:03.916 --> 00:33:05.208
Rocky Three!
572
00:33:05.541 --> 00:33:08.625
- Grab it!
- Oh, grab it!
573
00:33:08.708 --> 00:33:12.708
Grab your guns, boys!
It's time to take control!
574
00:33:13.125 --> 00:33:18.625
Grab your guns, boys!
It's time to take control!
575
00:33:32.375 --> 00:33:36.500
You two should be ashamed, not them.
576
00:33:36.958 --> 00:33:41.166
From five sheep, I grew
to one and a half million sheep.
577
00:33:41.750 --> 00:33:44.666
My finger tits would
get sore counting them.
578
00:33:44.791 --> 00:33:47.958
It's tips.
Tits are totally different.
579
00:33:48.333 --> 00:33:50.791
Stop correcting my English.
I am warning you.
580
00:33:51.125 --> 00:33:52.375
Correct yourselves.
581
00:33:52.750 --> 00:33:53.791
You should be ashamed.
582
00:33:54.083 --> 00:33:57.375
These fields and sheep
gave us everything we have.
583
00:33:57.583 --> 00:34:01.291
Without them, you can kiss
these mansions and cars goodbye.
584
00:34:01.375 --> 00:34:03.541
Sorry, brother. We made a mistake.
We won't repeat it.
585
00:34:04.125 --> 00:34:05.250
Go and check the tits!
586
00:34:06.458 --> 00:34:07.333
Of the sheep?
587
00:34:09.083 --> 00:34:13.958
Not the sheep, check whether
the sheep have developed ticks.
588
00:34:17.333 --> 00:34:18.208
Yes?
589
00:34:18.583 --> 00:34:20.000
Gogi wants a girl.
590
00:34:20.250 --> 00:34:22.208
Where will I find a girl?
591
00:34:22.291 --> 00:34:23.958
He should find a girl for himself.
592
00:34:24.041 --> 00:34:25.875
We'll find a girl for him, brother.
593
00:34:25.958 --> 00:34:27.416
We've got numbers for several agents.
594
00:34:27.500 --> 00:34:29.958
Russian. Brazilian. Even Thailand.
595
00:34:30.041 --> 00:34:30.958
Just say the word, brother.
596
00:34:31.041 --> 00:34:31.916
I'll call you back.
597
00:34:33.666 --> 00:34:37.375
We're looking for a daughter-in-law,
not a pole dancer.
598
00:34:48.416 --> 00:34:54.041
Did we send you away
from home to study
599
00:34:54.250 --> 00:34:55.958
or to fall in love?
600
00:34:56.791 --> 00:34:59.375
You know nothing about her parents.
601
00:34:59.750 --> 00:35:01.000
What the hell do you know?
602
00:35:01.250 --> 00:35:03.875
He's tarnished our
family's reputation, brother.
603
00:35:04.291 --> 00:35:05.958
Just like his grandpa.
604
00:35:06.500 --> 00:35:08.458
Should I shoot him dead?
605
00:35:08.541 --> 00:35:10.750
Shoot him.
Shoot him in the head. Shoot.
606
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:12.000
Blow his brains out.
607
00:35:12.958 --> 00:35:16.541
You two are still single.
He's my only son,
608
00:35:16.916 --> 00:35:18.833
the only heir to the Sandhu legacy.
609
00:35:18.916 --> 00:35:20.958
Go ahead and leave us without an heir.
610
00:35:21.375 --> 00:35:22.333
Listen, son.
611
00:35:22.958 --> 00:35:26.541
Even when I buy a sheep,
I check its breed first.
612
00:35:26.625 --> 00:35:29.416
How can I accept her
without knowing her roots?
613
00:35:29.750 --> 00:35:32.791
Family and bloodline have to match.
614
00:35:32.875 --> 00:35:35.916
Love and affection
are only for the young.
615
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:38.416
- They have no standing in society.
- Have something to eat first--
616
00:35:42.125 --> 00:35:45.791
Your mother was in her seventh month
when you were born.
617
00:35:46.833 --> 00:35:49.583
The doctor said you wouldn't survive.
618
00:35:49.875 --> 00:35:54.666
But when you came out,
you were like a nine-month baby,
619
00:35:54.750 --> 00:35:56.500
fit as a fiddle.
620
00:35:56.791 --> 00:35:57.666
Because...
621
00:35:59.708 --> 00:36:00.833
breed matters.
622
00:36:00.916 --> 00:36:02.375
You mean genes, brother.
623
00:36:02.875 --> 00:36:04.250
Breed is for dogs.
624
00:36:04.333 --> 00:36:07.666
Jeans are also a type of pants.
You think you can correct my English?
625
00:36:07.750 --> 00:36:09.375
All these years
I couldn't master my Punjabi,
626
00:36:09.458 --> 00:36:10.875
so how do you expect me
to master English?
627
00:36:12.833 --> 00:36:13.958
Look, son.
628
00:36:16.500 --> 00:36:17.833
No breed...
629
00:36:18.625 --> 00:36:19.750
no mating.
630
00:36:22.041 --> 00:36:23.208
It's matching, brother.
631
00:36:23.666 --> 00:36:25.916
Mating is completely different.
632
00:36:30.458 --> 00:36:32.458
My family is never going to agree, Gogi.
633
00:36:33.791 --> 00:36:34.916
I told you this before.
634
00:36:35.083 --> 00:36:36.500
We'll have to run away and get married.
635
00:36:36.583 --> 00:36:40.333
Just introduce me to your father,
please. I will convince them.
636
00:36:40.416 --> 00:36:42.125
My dad's a man of principles.
637
00:36:42.208 --> 00:36:44.500
He won't agree without
the family, baby.
638
00:36:44.583 --> 00:36:46.166
Did you ask your father
before falling in love?!
639
00:36:49.583 --> 00:36:51.333
Baby, listen.
640
00:36:51.875 --> 00:36:53.666
Even I am leaving my family.
641
00:36:54.500 --> 00:36:55.791
Leave everyone...
642
00:36:56.291 --> 00:36:58.041
for my sake, please.
643
00:36:58.375 --> 00:37:00.708
Whatever share of the property you get,
644
00:37:00.875 --> 00:37:03.583
we can easily manage
with a couple of billion.
645
00:37:03.666 --> 00:37:05.458
Baby, my uncles are still single
646
00:37:05.541 --> 00:37:07.291
because they couldn't find a good family.
647
00:37:07.541 --> 00:37:09.416
Family is important to him.
648
00:37:10.125 --> 00:37:11.958
Please, baby, just introduce them.
649
00:37:12.041 --> 00:37:14.208
Just go to hell, Gogi!
Go to hell!
650
00:37:14.291 --> 00:37:15.625
Go stay with your family.
651
00:37:15.708 --> 00:37:17.958
Don't ever call me again.
652
00:37:18.041 --> 00:37:19.791
- Baby...
- Still can't stand on your own two feet,
653
00:37:19.875 --> 00:37:20.833
yet you want to fall in love.
654
00:37:21.208 --> 00:37:22.416
Just go to hell!
655
00:37:27.541 --> 00:37:31.750
There is no greater pain...
656
00:37:32.541 --> 00:37:34.958
There is no greater pain...
657
00:37:35.041 --> 00:37:37.416
Than losing one's love
658
00:37:37.791 --> 00:37:42.666
May no one be separated
From their loved one
659
00:37:42.750 --> 00:37:48.166
May no one be separated
From their loved one
660
00:37:48.250 --> 00:37:49.833
May no one...
661
00:37:51.666 --> 00:37:52.541
Oh, my God!
662
00:37:53.083 --> 00:37:55.541
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- What happened, child?
663
00:37:55.625 --> 00:37:57.666
Forgive me, child. I am so sorry.
664
00:37:58.000 --> 00:37:59.750
It was a mistake.
665
00:37:59.875 --> 00:38:01.250
I will fix everything.
666
00:38:01.875 --> 00:38:03.125
Your mom's here.
667
00:38:04.041 --> 00:38:07.958
We will call Danish and tell him to
come over for the sake of his child.
668
00:38:08.041 --> 00:38:08.916
Leave it.
669
00:38:09.666 --> 00:38:11.458
He will make things worse.
670
00:38:12.250 --> 00:38:14.833
First of all,
they want a mummy and not an "ammi."
671
00:38:15.958 --> 00:38:16.833
What do you mean?
672
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:20.250
They're Sardars from Punjab, India.
673
00:38:20.625 --> 00:38:24.000
They will never approve
of marrying a Pakistani.
674
00:38:24.083 --> 00:38:28.083
Hey! You can't judge
a person by their face.
675
00:38:28.666 --> 00:38:29.541
Yes.
676
00:38:29.666 --> 00:38:32.666
I will pretend to be a Sardarni.
677
00:38:32.958 --> 00:38:37.041
And we'll ask some family man
to be your father.
678
00:38:42.041 --> 00:38:43.083
I was at the market.
679
00:38:43.416 --> 00:38:44.958 line:5%
Thought I'd get some
veggies for the house.
680
00:38:50.916 --> 00:38:52.750
No, no! I can't do it!
681
00:38:52.833 --> 00:38:54.000
You don't have to do anything.
682
00:38:54.083 --> 00:38:56.416
Two hours of meeting and two hours
for the wedding. Total four hours.
683
00:38:56.500 --> 00:38:57.583
Not even for a minute.
684
00:38:57.708 --> 00:38:59.666
- I will get a heart attack.
- Where are you going?
685
00:39:00.125 --> 00:39:02.875
The other day, you kept
saying how you would repay her.
686
00:39:02.958 --> 00:39:04.166
- I cannot lie.
- Now is the time to do it.
687
00:39:04.250 --> 00:39:06.750
- Be a good boy. Just do it.
- Move, guys.
688
00:39:07.125 --> 00:39:09.458
I am not facing my mother
because I know I'll get caught.
689
00:39:09.666 --> 00:39:11.166
Please, understand
this poor man's situation.
690
00:39:11.250 --> 00:39:15.166
Okay, can you at least talk
on the phone as the girl's father,
691
00:39:15.250 --> 00:39:16.833
and say I am against love marriage?
692
00:39:17.166 --> 00:39:18.041
I will not give my approval today...
693
00:39:18.416 --> 00:39:19.291
Or ever.
694
00:39:19.708 --> 00:39:21.208
Run away and get married if you have to.
695
00:39:21.416 --> 00:39:24.333
I already told you.
I am never going to agree to it.
696
00:39:24.708 --> 00:39:26.458
If you show me your face,
I will shoot you.
697
00:39:26.541 --> 00:39:27.750
- But, Uncle--
- Thank you.
698
00:39:29.958 --> 00:39:31.833
Baby, you didn't tell me
that your father is a Sardar.
699
00:39:32.291 --> 00:39:34.083
My father will be really glad.
700
00:39:36.208 --> 00:39:39.250
He is not just a Sardar.
He's in the army.
701
00:39:39.666 --> 00:39:40.541
A colonel.
702
00:39:40.625 --> 00:39:41.916
Didn't you hear what he said?
703
00:39:42.083 --> 00:39:44.291
He will shoot you
if you show up here, Gogi.
704
00:39:44.541 --> 00:39:47.500
I told you we'd have
to elope and get married.
705
00:39:47.583 --> 00:39:49.083
- No...
- Don't worry.
706
00:39:49.166 --> 00:39:52.000
I'd cut all ties
with a father like him for your sake.
707
00:39:52.291 --> 00:39:53.500
I love you so much.
708
00:39:53.583 --> 00:39:55.625
I can leave the entire
world for you.
709
00:40:01.625 --> 00:40:02.541
Soldier?
710
00:40:02.625 --> 00:40:03.958
- Soldier of the nation?
- Yes.
711
00:40:04.041 --> 00:40:05.041
- And a Sardar?
- Yes.
712
00:40:05.125 --> 00:40:07.791
- My child... my son.
- Wow!
713
00:40:08.500 --> 00:40:10.208
I am so proud of you.
714
00:40:10.291 --> 00:40:11.958
- Thank you.
- Why would he say yes?
715
00:40:12.125 --> 00:40:15.375
He's an army colonel,
and we are sheep herders.
716
00:40:15.875 --> 00:40:18.458
We will go to his house
to ask for his daughter's hand.
717
00:40:18.541 --> 00:40:19.750
Doesn't matter if he won't come here.
718
00:40:20.416 --> 00:40:21.541
- Honestly?
- Yes.
719
00:40:21.625 --> 00:40:24.000
You haven't seen the mom yet.
720
00:40:24.333 --> 00:40:25.541
She is so innocent.
721
00:40:25.625 --> 00:40:28.833
Look at that.
Already calling her mom.
722
00:40:29.541 --> 00:40:31.541
You never showed this
kind of love for me.
723
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:33.625
- See...
- Mom, come on!
724
00:40:34.041 --> 00:40:35.583
But that's a good thing, Premlata ji.
725
00:40:35.875 --> 00:40:39.833
I cannot split you with anyone.
726
00:40:40.750 --> 00:40:43.041
You are mine to keep.
727
00:40:43.125 --> 00:40:45.333
You mean you can't share her, brother.
728
00:40:45.416 --> 00:40:48.250
She's not a bowl of soup
that you can split.
729
00:40:49.250 --> 00:40:51.416
It's okay, Tony. I want to see...
730
00:40:52.083 --> 00:40:54.083
how innocent his new mom is.
731
00:41:10.291 --> 00:41:11.916
Surprise.
732
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:13.708
Surprise.
733
00:41:13.791 --> 00:41:15.416
Surprise!
734
00:41:15.750 --> 00:41:19.500
Authentic home-cooked food
with desi ghee, only for you.
735
00:41:19.833 --> 00:41:21.208
Food cooked in desi ghee?
736
00:41:21.916 --> 00:41:23.000
Why? What did you think?
737
00:41:23.333 --> 00:41:24.833
No, I had the same feeling.
738
00:41:25.500 --> 00:41:26.958
Food cooked in desi ghee.
739
00:41:30.041 --> 00:41:33.083
We should now...
prepare to become father--
740
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:35.875
Why?
741
00:41:36.916 --> 00:41:40.666
Saba's in-laws want
to meet Saba's father.
742
00:41:41.125 --> 00:41:43.666
Two hours of meeting,
two hours for the wedding.
743
00:41:43.750 --> 00:41:45.625
Total four hours. Simple.
744
00:41:45.708 --> 00:41:47.666
No, no, I can't do it. I will die.
745
00:41:47.750 --> 00:41:49.125
- But--
- I told you I can't do it.
746
00:41:49.208 --> 00:41:51.833
You don't have to do anything.
Just meet them.
747
00:41:53.916 --> 00:41:54.791
Wait.
748
00:42:04.458 --> 00:42:07.250
I don't whine like women.
749
00:42:08.958 --> 00:42:13.458
I think two men should
have a serious discussion.
750
00:42:18.416 --> 00:42:20.958
Dear, with the man inside me.
751
00:42:24.250 --> 00:42:25.500
What people say is right.
752
00:42:26.208 --> 00:42:28.166
Sardars are very innocent.
753
00:42:28.500 --> 00:42:29.708
Very naive.
754
00:42:30.083 --> 00:42:34.125
She keeps telling you
to become Saba's father.
755
00:42:34.916 --> 00:42:36.916
Saba's father.
756
00:42:37.375 --> 00:42:39.916
So who is Saba's father to her?
757
00:42:45.291 --> 00:42:46.333
Husband!
758
00:42:49.333 --> 00:42:51.250
She likes you, you know?
759
00:42:51.833 --> 00:42:54.500
That's why she brought you here,
to her house.
760
00:42:54.583 --> 00:42:58.458
Who else but us would bring a
stranger into their home in this city?
761
00:42:59.875 --> 00:43:01.791
It was love at first sight for her.
762
00:43:04.833 --> 00:43:06.416
These intoxicating eyes...
763
00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:09.375
pierced her heart.
764
00:43:13.833 --> 00:43:14.916
How do you know?
765
00:43:16.250 --> 00:43:17.916
The woman on the outside...
766
00:43:20.166 --> 00:43:22.208
is also madly in love with these eyes.
767
00:43:24.166 --> 00:43:25.333
These eyes...
768
00:43:25.958 --> 00:43:28.083
They make you gravitate toward them.
769
00:43:36.958 --> 00:43:40.125
She cooked food with so much love.
Come and eat it.
770
00:43:41.375 --> 00:43:43.583
I have a wife. I am married.
771
00:43:44.041 --> 00:43:48.125
Your wife, your ex,
is sitting in someone else's lap.
772
00:43:49.291 --> 00:43:53.166
Your wife may be beautiful,
but not more gorgeous than her.
773
00:43:54.250 --> 00:43:58.166
One look at her is enough to make
even the finest steed lose control.
774
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:02.958
How do you know?
775
00:44:03.333 --> 00:44:07.208
The man inside me...
has felt this way several times.
776
00:44:07.833 --> 00:44:11.041
She is a friend of mine,
but she still makes my heart race.
777
00:44:12.250 --> 00:44:13.333
Anyway, leave it.
778
00:44:13.541 --> 00:44:15.666
Listen, you shouldn't
break someone's heart.
779
00:44:15.958 --> 00:44:17.000
It's a sin.
780
00:44:17.375 --> 00:44:19.083
You will go to hell for this, Sardar ji.
781
00:44:21.291 --> 00:44:24.166
Come, let me take you to heaven.
782
00:44:24.708 --> 00:44:25.625
Come on.
783
00:44:38.333 --> 00:44:39.750
Isn't this a bit over the top?
784
00:44:41.583 --> 00:44:42.916
The more skin you show,
785
00:44:43.416 --> 00:44:44.666
the lower these men stoop.
786
00:44:45.375 --> 00:44:47.541
- It's in their nature.
- He is here.
787
00:44:48.000 --> 00:44:49.291
He is here!
788
00:45:07.666 --> 00:45:08.541
Oh, God!
789
00:45:23.166 --> 00:45:26.125
A nobody like me could never
bring himself to cause you tears.
790
00:45:27.500 --> 00:45:28.833
I was joking.
791
00:45:30.333 --> 00:45:31.916
Otherwise, how is it possible...
792
00:45:33.500 --> 00:45:37.708
that my heart won't sway
seeing "desi ghee."
793
00:45:42.500 --> 00:45:43.583 line:5%
And when you look at me?
794
00:45:45.541 --> 00:45:48.458
I never looked at you
from that point of view.
795
00:45:57.750 --> 00:45:58.708
Then do it now.
796
00:46:10.875 --> 00:46:13.916 line:5%
BE A LITTLE POETIC
797
00:46:19.041 --> 00:46:22.916
Placed my heart on a knife's edge
798
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:27.583
How do I live...
799
00:46:28.458 --> 00:46:31.458
When my heart now beats for a Sardar?
800
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:47.666
What spell did you cast?
801
00:46:47.750 --> 00:46:50.250
I lost my heart to you
802
00:46:50.333 --> 00:46:52.958
What spell did you cast?
803
00:46:53.041 --> 00:46:55.666
I lost my heart to you
804
00:46:55.750 --> 00:46:58.291
Ward off all the evil eye
805
00:46:58.375 --> 00:47:00.958
I insist on being your protector
806
00:47:01.041 --> 00:47:03.625
Ward off all the evil eye
807
00:47:03.708 --> 00:47:05.708
Keep me close to your heart
808
00:47:05.791 --> 00:47:08.333
Lucky charm, lucky charm
809
00:47:08.416 --> 00:47:11.083
Make me your lucky charm
810
00:47:11.166 --> 00:47:13.750
Lucky charm, lucky charm
811
00:47:13.833 --> 00:47:16.875
Make me your lucky charm
812
00:47:16.958 --> 00:47:19.583
I don't care what's mine any longer
813
00:47:19.666 --> 00:47:22.291
I am losing control over myself
814
00:47:22.375 --> 00:47:24.916
I don't care what's mine any longer
815
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:27.666
I am losing control over myself
816
00:47:27.750 --> 00:47:30.250
I want to be the anointment
That adorns you
817
00:47:30.333 --> 00:47:32.958
The kohl that graces your eyes
818
00:47:33.041 --> 00:47:35.625
I am the trinket
Wrapped around your leg
819
00:47:35.708 --> 00:47:37.708
The fragrance that embraces you
820
00:47:37.791 --> 00:47:40.375
Lucky charm, lucky charm
821
00:47:40.458 --> 00:47:43.083
Make me your lucky charm
822
00:47:43.166 --> 00:47:45.750
Lucky charm, lucky charm
823
00:47:45.833 --> 00:47:49.416
Make me your lucky charm
824
00:47:59.625 --> 00:48:00.958
Ate those sweet treats
825
00:48:01.041 --> 00:48:03.583
The ones who fall in love
Regret it every day later
826
00:48:03.666 --> 00:48:04.958
They get totally stuck!
827
00:48:05.041 --> 00:48:06.250
You've never seen a "laai"
828
00:48:06.333 --> 00:48:07.583
Today you saw a sweet treat
829
00:48:07.666 --> 00:48:10.333
This isn't your cup of tea, bro
You just don't get it!
830
00:48:10.416 --> 00:48:11.500
Ate those motichur laddus,
831
00:48:11.583 --> 00:48:14.291
The ones who fall in love
Regret it every day later
832
00:48:14.375 --> 00:48:15.625
They get totally stuck, yeah!
833
00:48:15.708 --> 00:48:16.958
You've never seen a "laai"
834
00:48:17.041 --> 00:48:18.291
Today you saw a sweet treat
835
00:48:18.375 --> 00:48:21.375
This isn't your cup of tea, bro
You just don't get it!
836
00:48:24.333 --> 00:48:29.666
Do you know?
Why don't you know?
837
00:48:29.750 --> 00:48:34.916
When you are away, I feel lost
838
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:40.291
The language of love...
Speaks your eyes
839
00:48:40.375 --> 00:48:42.666
Your radiance is like the moon...
840
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.000
I can feel your grace
841
00:48:45.083 --> 00:48:47.625
Ward off all the evil eye
842
00:48:47.708 --> 00:48:50.291
I insist on being your protector
843
00:48:50.375 --> 00:48:52.958
Ward off all the evil eye
844
00:48:53.041 --> 00:48:55.083
Keep me close to your heart
845
00:48:55.166 --> 00:48:57.750
Lucky charm, lucky charm
846
00:48:57.833 --> 00:49:00.458
Make me your lucky charm
847
00:49:00.541 --> 00:49:03.125
Lucky charm, lucky charm
848
00:49:03.208 --> 00:49:05.708
Make me your lucky charm
849
00:49:05.791 --> 00:49:08.375
Lucky charm, lucky charm
850
00:49:08.458 --> 00:49:11.583
I am your lucky charm
851
00:49:11.666 --> 00:49:12.958
Ate those motichur laddus
852
00:49:13.041 --> 00:49:15.583
The ones who fall in love
Regret it every day later
853
00:49:15.666 --> 00:49:16.958
They get totally stuck, yeah!
854
00:49:17.041 --> 00:49:18.291
You've never seen a "laai"
855
00:49:18.375 --> 00:49:19.583
Today you saw a sweet treat
856
00:49:19.666 --> 00:49:22.666
This isn't your cup of tea, bro
You just don't get it!
857
00:49:26.416 --> 00:49:27.583
I am scared.
858
00:49:28.458 --> 00:49:31.166
What am I going to say if they ask me
something about the army?
859
00:49:31.250 --> 00:49:32.625
They are not coming to see you.
860
00:49:32.916 --> 00:49:34.833
They will ask Saba questions, not you.
861
00:49:41.625 --> 00:49:43.541
Oh God, they brought an entire army.
862
00:49:51.166 --> 00:49:53.041
- Baby...
- Gogi...
863
00:49:53.125 --> 00:49:55.500
- It's the aunt, son. Not your baby.
- Baby.
864
00:49:55.666 --> 00:49:57.416
- Baby.
- Didn't I tell you...
865
00:49:58.333 --> 00:50:01.041
Greetings, Uncle.
Say hello.
866
00:50:09.541 --> 00:50:10.416
Where is our brother?
867
00:50:11.291 --> 00:50:13.000
- Brother?
- You fools.
868
00:50:13.958 --> 00:50:14.875
I'm over here.
869
00:50:15.250 --> 00:50:16.750
Leave the gifts here and get out.
870
00:50:17.208 --> 00:50:18.458
- Go out, everyone.
- Leave.
871
00:50:18.541 --> 00:50:19.750
Idiots.
872
00:50:19.916 --> 00:50:20.833
Keep it here.
873
00:50:21.166 --> 00:50:22.625
- Greetings.
- Greetings.
874
00:50:22.708 --> 00:50:24.458
Dad. Meet Dad.
875
00:50:26.875 --> 00:50:28.125
Are you the colonel?
876
00:50:31.083 --> 00:50:32.083
Brother...
877
00:50:34.416 --> 00:50:35.958
I salute you.
878
00:50:37.083 --> 00:50:40.083
I bow my head with respect before you.
879
00:50:44.125 --> 00:50:47.125
Brother, which battalion is this?
880
00:50:48.916 --> 00:50:50.708
Idiots.
881
00:50:51.125 --> 00:50:54.250
We are not soldiers
for the colonel to salute us.
882
00:50:55.041 --> 00:50:58.000
It's the mark of a true soldier.
883
00:50:58.083 --> 00:50:59.875
Why are you standing?
Please, take a seat.
884
00:50:59.958 --> 00:51:01.541
- Yes, please take a seat.
- Please, please.
885
00:51:01.625 --> 00:51:02.625
Take a seat, sister.
886
00:51:02.708 --> 00:51:03.833
- Come, Dad. Feel at home.
- Wow!
887
00:51:03.916 --> 00:51:05.000
- Sit.
- Of course.
888
00:51:07.541 --> 00:51:08.916
Enjoy your meal.
889
00:51:09.750 --> 00:51:12.583
Brother, which battalion are you from?
890
00:51:25.041 --> 00:51:27.708
No, we are not supposed
to tell you that.
891
00:51:28.791 --> 00:51:30.083
Why don't you see the girl?
892
00:51:32.416 --> 00:51:35.458
Our Gogi has already seen her.
893
00:51:35.958 --> 00:51:39.208
We just came to meet you, Colonel sir.
894
00:51:40.666 --> 00:51:41.583
Which battalion?
895
00:51:44.708 --> 00:51:47.666
No, we are not supposed
to tell you that.
896
00:51:50.125 --> 00:51:51.458
Have some snacks.
897
00:51:51.875 --> 00:51:53.208
Yes. Here.
898
00:51:54.208 --> 00:51:55.750
No formalities, please.
899
00:51:56.125 --> 00:51:57.750
We're family now.
900
00:51:58.208 --> 00:52:02.708
Everyone in our family
is a British citizen.
901
00:52:03.375 --> 00:52:06.208
We came here to ask
for your daughter's hand.
902
00:52:07.041 --> 00:52:09.083
Why just her hand? Take her entirely.
903
00:52:09.166 --> 00:52:10.875
Go pack your bags, dear.
904
00:52:10.958 --> 00:52:12.166
It was nice meeting you.
God bless.
905
00:52:12.250 --> 00:52:13.125
Hey!
906
00:52:18.333 --> 00:52:21.833
Your sense of "hummer"
is just like ours.
907
00:52:21.916 --> 00:52:24.083
- Yes.
- Sense of "hummer"?
908
00:52:24.250 --> 00:52:25.958
Bro, that's humor.
909
00:52:27.541 --> 00:52:29.666
Why don't you tell us
one of your border stories,
910
00:52:29.958 --> 00:52:33.000
where you beat
the crap out of the Pakistanis?
911
00:52:34.208 --> 00:52:35.125
Yes.
912
00:52:36.833 --> 00:52:39.458
Brother, let's not talk about war.
913
00:52:40.125 --> 00:52:41.333
This is an auspicious moment.
914
00:52:41.416 --> 00:52:43.750
Try these fritters. It's totally desi.
915
00:52:43.875 --> 00:52:45.208
With mint sauce.
916
00:52:45.291 --> 00:52:50.041
Sister, this mint sauce
is not half as good
917
00:52:50.583 --> 00:52:53.875
as crushing the Pakistanis to a pulp.
918
00:52:54.250 --> 00:52:55.708
Go ahead, Colonel sir.
919
00:52:56.333 --> 00:52:58.416
Tell us how you crushed the Pakistanis.
920
00:52:58.916 --> 00:53:01.333
Brother, share an incident
from the border.
921
00:53:07.250 --> 00:53:08.375
Once upon a time,
922
00:53:08.958 --> 00:53:10.375
we were fighting at night.
923
00:53:10.833 --> 00:53:12.125
The Air Force couldn't come to our aid.
924
00:53:12.625 --> 00:53:15.000
Command told us
to abandon our post and fall back.
925
00:53:19.750 --> 00:53:22.666
But they left the final decision to me.
926
00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:24.666
And my decision is...
927
00:53:24.750 --> 00:53:28.458
I, Major Kuldeep Singh,
will not desert my post.
928
00:53:32.041 --> 00:53:34.375
Now, your decision is in your hands.
929
00:53:35.041 --> 00:53:39.041
If anyone tries to run
after making this decision,
930
00:53:39.458 --> 00:53:41.000
I will shoot him.
931
00:53:43.208 --> 00:53:44.375
And God forbid,
932
00:53:45.208 --> 00:53:48.541
if my determination
falters and I try to run,
933
00:53:48.625 --> 00:53:50.916
then you may all shoot me.
934
00:53:51.458 --> 00:53:55.541
He's narrating the story
of Border as Sunny Deol.
935
00:53:55.750 --> 00:53:56.875
Fire!
936
00:54:01.041 --> 00:54:03.375
I said, whether anyone stays or not...
937
00:54:03.458 --> 00:54:06.250
I won't leave my motherland
in the hands of my enemies.
938
00:54:07.875 --> 00:54:10.958
I would rather die than fall back.
939
00:54:15.250 --> 00:54:18.208
Now he's Suniel Shetty.
940
00:54:19.458 --> 00:54:21.500
Aren't you Ghulam Dastagir?
941
00:54:21.583 --> 00:54:23.333
A rodent born in the sewers.
942
00:54:23.416 --> 00:54:24.958
If you set foot here,
943
00:54:25.333 --> 00:54:30.541
I will bury you in the
sewers you crawled out of.
944
00:54:31.166 --> 00:54:32.333
Why are you quiet now?
945
00:54:37.041 --> 00:54:38.291
Sunny Deol.
946
00:54:41.666 --> 00:54:44.750
Look... they are setting foot
on my motherland.
947
00:54:45.041 --> 00:54:47.375
I am coming, Mother.
948
00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:49.875
Give me strength, Mother.
949
00:54:51.083 --> 00:54:53.958
Give me strength, Mother.
950
00:55:04.583 --> 00:55:06.166
Suniel Shetty again.
951
00:55:06.541 --> 00:55:11.166
Bro, he keeps switching between
Suniel Shetty and Sunny Deol conveniently.
952
00:55:11.250 --> 00:55:12.458
And I said...
953
00:55:13.125 --> 00:55:15.333
If it is just me,
I have no importance.
954
00:55:16.375 --> 00:55:18.125
If it is just you,
you have no importance.
955
00:55:18.583 --> 00:55:20.833
Bro, now stop him,
he's switched to Jackie Shroff.
956
00:55:20.916 --> 00:55:21.833
Yes.
957
00:55:22.041 --> 00:55:24.833
Bro, we asked you to tell us
one of your border stories,
958
00:55:24.958 --> 00:55:26.875
not the story of the film Border.
959
00:55:38.458 --> 00:55:39.583
You fools.
960
00:55:40.541 --> 00:55:43.416
Films are "expired." Don't you know?
961
00:55:43.666 --> 00:55:44.583
Expired?
962
00:55:44.666 --> 00:55:46.125
Border must have been inspired
by our brother here.
963
00:55:48.083 --> 00:55:49.458
What happened then, brother?
964
00:55:50.291 --> 00:55:51.250
What else, brother?
965
00:55:51.666 --> 00:55:53.333
I gave those Pakistanis
a run for their lives.
966
00:55:59.000 --> 00:56:01.375
They begged me to spare them,
but I wasn't going to.
967
00:56:02.333 --> 00:56:03.500
What happened?
968
00:56:04.125 --> 00:56:06.333
One second. I'll be right back.
969
00:56:07.125 --> 00:56:08.666
Jassi, come inside.
970
00:56:10.208 --> 00:56:11.083
Come on.
971
00:56:12.416 --> 00:56:14.333
Why are you saying such
negative things about our country?
972
00:56:15.791 --> 00:56:16.666
Oh, my God!
973
00:56:17.375 --> 00:56:18.291
You are Pakistanis?
974
00:56:19.541 --> 00:56:20.791
Why do you look so surprised?
975
00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:22.458
What problem do you
have with Pakistanis?
976
00:56:23.708 --> 00:56:25.166
You guys detonate bombs in my country.
977
00:56:25.500 --> 00:56:27.208
We don't detonate bombs.
978
00:56:27.500 --> 00:56:29.125
We are giving you our bomb.
979
00:56:34.250 --> 00:56:35.416
Earlier, you were only feminine.
980
00:56:35.666 --> 00:56:37.458
Now you are feminine
and also Pakistani.
981
00:56:37.833 --> 00:56:39.708
I realize you guys tricked me.
982
00:56:40.416 --> 00:56:43.416
Don't act so naive.
I know everything.
983
00:56:43.625 --> 00:56:46.041
First, you showed her dreams,
and now you are abandoning her.
984
00:56:46.291 --> 00:56:48.625
All men are the same.
985
00:56:48.958 --> 00:56:51.083
That's why I quit
and became a woman.
986
00:56:51.166 --> 00:56:53.500
Don't say a word against our country.
987
00:56:54.083 --> 00:56:54.958
Or else...
988
00:56:57.375 --> 00:56:58.708
we will call your mom.
989
00:56:58.791 --> 00:57:00.750
- My mom?
- Yes, your mom.
990
00:57:05.083 --> 00:57:06.208
Any other battles, brother?
991
00:57:09.083 --> 00:57:11.416
We didn't win all the wars, brother.
992
00:57:12.291 --> 00:57:13.375
Once we were surrounded.
993
00:57:14.333 --> 00:57:16.250
Those Pakistanis beat us to a pulp.
994
00:57:18.583 --> 00:57:20.125
I begged and pleaded with them.
995
00:57:20.958 --> 00:57:22.208
And finally, they let me go.
996
00:57:23.458 --> 00:57:25.416
Otherwise, your brother
wouldn't be alive today.
997
00:57:26.208 --> 00:57:27.125
You call this alive?
998
00:57:30.375 --> 00:57:31.291
You call yourself alive?
999
00:57:32.166 --> 00:57:34.916
You're a dead man!
What a coward he is!
1000
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:36.416
We don't want any relation with them.
Let's go.
1001
00:57:36.500 --> 00:57:38.958
Brother, should I
chop off this traitor's head?
1002
00:57:39.041 --> 00:57:42.625
Hold on, brother.
He was only joking.
1003
00:57:42.708 --> 00:57:44.458
You know his sense of humor.
1004
00:57:47.041 --> 00:57:47.916
It was a joke.
1005
00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:50.208
- It was a joke.
- Joke.
1006
00:57:50.291 --> 00:57:51.375
- Just a joke.
- Joke?
1007
00:57:51.458 --> 00:57:52.791
- What kind of joke was this?
- Sit down.
1008
00:57:52.875 --> 00:57:54.000
Sit down.
1009
00:57:54.708 --> 00:57:55.708
It was a joke.
1010
00:57:55.791 --> 00:57:57.166
Just a joke.
1011
00:57:57.250 --> 00:57:58.208
It was a joke.
1012
00:57:58.625 --> 00:57:59.541
What did happen?
1013
00:58:01.958 --> 00:58:02.916
What happened?
1014
00:58:04.708 --> 00:58:06.125
Even you know the story.
1015
00:58:06.500 --> 00:58:07.375
Tell them.
1016
00:58:08.208 --> 00:58:09.083
Tell them.
1017
00:58:10.500 --> 00:58:11.375
Of course.
1018
00:58:12.208 --> 00:58:14.250
He beat those Pakistanis to a pulp.
1019
00:58:14.333 --> 00:58:17.250
They begged, and then
he finally let them go.
1020
00:58:18.166 --> 00:58:23.416
Tell them how they wrote "sorry"
by drawing lines with their nose.
1021
00:58:23.541 --> 00:58:24.416
Right?
1022
00:58:27.166 --> 00:58:28.875
Yes, they did.
1023
00:58:29.166 --> 00:58:30.500
It's in their nature, sister.
1024
00:58:31.875 --> 00:58:34.333
They could make a donkey
their father to serve their purpose.
1025
00:58:36.791 --> 00:58:40.125
Okay, then. Come over
and we'll have a grand wedding.
1026
00:58:40.375 --> 00:58:42.208
- We don't want a single penny.
- Congratulations.
1027
00:58:42.291 --> 00:58:43.583
I will handle everything.
1028
00:58:45.416 --> 00:58:46.875
It's a moment of joy.
1029
00:58:47.083 --> 00:58:49.541
How about we shout some
slogans on this occasion?
1030
00:58:49.625 --> 00:58:50.666
Yes.
1031
00:58:52.250 --> 00:58:54.166
- Long live...
- India!
1032
00:58:54.250 --> 00:58:55.166
Long live--
1033
00:58:55.708 --> 00:58:57.875
Oh! Oops, my bad.
1034
00:58:57.958 --> 00:58:59.208
- We are ready now.
- Ready.
1035
00:58:59.291 --> 00:59:00.166
Sorry, sorry.
1036
00:59:00.375 --> 00:59:01.375
That's the problem.
1037
00:59:01.916 --> 00:59:05.250
That's the problem.
We feel ashamed to even shout slogans.
1038
00:59:05.333 --> 00:59:07.583
- Not at all.
- There is no shame in patriotism.
1039
00:59:07.666 --> 00:59:09.125
- No, we are ready.
- Ready.
1040
00:59:09.333 --> 00:59:11.083
- So, let's do it. Say with me.
- Yes!
1041
00:59:11.166 --> 00:59:12.750
- Long live...
- India!
1042
00:59:12.833 --> 00:59:15.000
- Long live...
- India!
1043
00:59:15.083 --> 00:59:17.666 line:5%
- Long live...
- India!
1044
00:59:21.625 --> 00:59:23.416
Only wine for me.
1045
00:59:23.500 --> 00:59:24.458
Wine diet.
1046
00:59:24.541 --> 00:59:26.083
I am not going.
1047
00:59:28.625 --> 00:59:29.500
Why not?
1048
00:59:29.583 --> 00:59:30.750
What drama is this now?
1049
00:59:30.833 --> 00:59:32.083
You are the one doing drama.
1050
00:59:32.166 --> 00:59:33.416
First, you told me to talk on the phone.
1051
00:59:33.500 --> 00:59:34.833
Then you say it's only for two hours.
1052
00:59:34.916 --> 00:59:36.375
And now this new drama.
I am not--
1053
00:59:37.625 --> 00:59:38.916
You don't have to do anything now.
1054
00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:41.916
Just attend the wedding,
eat, drink, and dance.
1055
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:43.166
That's it. Just have fun.
1056
00:59:43.250 --> 00:59:44.708
I don't want to have fun.
1057
00:59:45.458 --> 00:59:46.833
What about this type of fun?
1058
00:59:51.583 --> 00:59:55.375
No... we are currently not doing
any transactions with you Pakistanis.
1059
00:59:56.625 --> 00:59:57.958
But we are giving you a chance.
1060
00:59:58.125 --> 01:00:00.291
Marry her. Make her Indian.
1061
01:00:01.083 --> 01:00:03.583
- Do it. Do it.
- Be a true patriot.
1062
01:00:04.041 --> 01:00:05.166
- Yes.
- Do it.
1063
01:00:08.250 --> 01:00:10.875
But... I am scared of flying.
1064
01:00:10.958 --> 01:00:12.000
Can we travel by car?
1065
01:00:12.083 --> 01:00:12.958
No.
1066
01:00:13.083 --> 01:00:14.916
Did you come from India in a car?
1067
01:00:15.500 --> 01:00:16.416
Such drama.
1068
01:00:17.000 --> 01:00:17.875
That...
1069
01:00:19.791 --> 01:00:20.750
What was it?
1070
01:00:21.125 --> 01:00:22.750
- What?
- Speak up.
1071
01:00:22.833 --> 01:00:24.333
- That...
- Speak up.
1072
01:00:27.791 --> 01:00:30.208
Bro, I am scared of flying on airplanes.
1073
01:00:30.750 --> 01:00:33.291
What... Take this.
1074
01:00:33.750 --> 01:00:37.208
After eating this,
you can fly in a rocket.
1075
01:00:37.458 --> 01:00:38.375
Watch the fun.
1076
01:00:38.833 --> 01:00:39.708
Yes!
1077
01:00:42.708 --> 01:00:46.500
Man, where will I
get opium for you now?
1078
01:00:46.708 --> 01:00:48.166
It must be available somewhere.
1079
01:00:48.291 --> 01:00:50.541
Opium comes from poppy flowers, technically.
1080
01:00:54.125 --> 01:00:55.291
I know where it can be found.
1081
01:00:57.416 --> 01:00:59.208
This opium is made
from those same flowers.
1082
01:01:02.083 --> 01:01:05.333
I get it. They kept the opium
in the dead body's pocket.
1083
01:01:05.791 --> 01:01:06.958 line:5%
Good smuggling idea.
1084
01:01:07.208 --> 01:01:08.083
Any more bright ideas?
1085
01:01:08.625 --> 01:01:11.750
These poor white folks offer
poppy flowers in memory of the dead.
1086
01:01:12.166 --> 01:01:14.916
And guys like us are ready to raid it.
1087
01:01:16.250 --> 01:01:17.250
Come on.
1088
01:01:17.333 --> 01:01:18.208
Let's go.
1089
01:01:21.750 --> 01:01:23.083
- Yes.
- Madam.
1090
01:01:23.416 --> 01:01:24.750
We were in front of the line.
1091
01:01:24.833 --> 01:01:26.833
But we have a flight.
1092
01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:29.666
Oh, no. Guddi has a flight.
1093
01:01:30.125 --> 01:01:31.000
Guddi?
1094
01:01:31.291 --> 01:01:32.166
Give it.
1095
01:01:33.166 --> 01:01:35.291
Thank you.
But what do we do with it, Uncle?
1096
01:01:39.250 --> 01:01:40.791
It's black gold, dear.
1097
01:01:41.250 --> 01:01:43.083
Make tea of its fruit and drink it.
1098
01:01:43.583 --> 01:01:46.125
This turns a person into an airplane.
1099
01:01:46.208 --> 01:01:47.375
Son of Sardar
1100
01:02:27.791 --> 01:02:30.083
- Welcome. Welcome.
- Hello.
1101
01:02:30.166 --> 01:02:31.416
Jassi, stop.
1102
01:02:34.500 --> 01:02:36.000
- Dad, please...
- Jassi, stop.
1103
01:02:36.083 --> 01:02:37.041
Why did he grab the gun?
1104
01:02:37.333 --> 01:02:39.875
- Colonel sir...
- Oh, God!
1105
01:02:40.291 --> 01:02:42.166
- Careful...
- Hello.
1106
01:02:42.250 --> 01:02:44.375
- You will die.
- Colonel sir.
1107
01:02:44.500 --> 01:02:46.583
Congratulations. Congratulations.
1108
01:02:47.041 --> 01:02:48.958
- Brother...
- Colonel sir!
1109
01:02:49.250 --> 01:02:51.250
- Listen to me. Dad?
- Jassi. Jassi.
1110
01:02:51.875 --> 01:02:53.083
Let's go.
1111
01:02:53.166 --> 01:02:54.333
Let's go. Let's go.
1112
01:03:03.083 --> 01:03:04.916
Stop, stop, stop!
1113
01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:06.166
- Jassi.
- What happened?
1114
01:03:06.250 --> 01:03:07.125
Why did you stop the car?
1115
01:03:07.208 --> 01:03:09.500
- Jassi, stop.
- Jassi!
1116
01:03:09.583 --> 01:03:11.125
Jassi, stop.
1117
01:03:13.833 --> 01:03:16.541
Preity Zinta, right?
1118
01:03:18.041 --> 01:03:22.583
Brother has planted a girl in his field
who has dimples on both cheeks.
1119
01:03:24.958 --> 01:03:25.833
Hello.
1120
01:03:26.541 --> 01:03:27.458
Jassi.
1121
01:03:27.666 --> 01:03:28.541
Jassi.
1122
01:03:28.625 --> 01:03:29.791
Who are you?
1123
01:03:30.958 --> 01:03:31.833
Greetings.
1124
01:03:31.916 --> 01:03:32.833
- Tony.
- Yes?
1125
01:03:33.416 --> 01:03:34.916
Does this man look
like a soldier to you?
1126
01:03:35.000 --> 01:03:36.958
- Brother...
- Doesn't look like one to me.
1127
01:03:37.041 --> 01:03:38.916
Try laughing once in a while, bro.
1128
01:03:39.166 --> 01:03:40.833
Mashallah. Ma...
1129
01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:45.708
Glory to Baba ji. Glory to Baba ji.
1130
01:03:45.791 --> 01:03:47.708
- Glory to Baba ji.
- Glory to Baba ji.
1131
01:03:47.791 --> 01:03:49.750
Let's dance.
1132
01:03:49.833 --> 01:03:54.125
Sir, after decades,
I've seen my brother so happy.
1133
01:03:54.541 --> 01:03:57.291
He was burdened with
his daughter's responsibility.
1134
01:03:57.583 --> 01:04:01.541
But as soon as he met your family,
the happiness drove him crazy.
1135
01:04:01.958 --> 01:04:04.250
Greeting everyone who welcomed him
with open arms.
1136
01:04:04.333 --> 01:04:05.416
Let's dance.
1137
01:04:06.250 --> 01:04:07.333
- Silly.
- Let's dance.
1138
01:04:08.375 --> 01:04:10.416
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
1139
01:04:10.541 --> 01:04:12.208
for being the reason
for my brother's happiness.
1140
01:04:12.291 --> 01:04:14.416
You descended into
our lives as an angel.
1141
01:04:14.500 --> 01:04:16.083
You are a solid woman.
1142
01:04:17.291 --> 01:04:19.666
Your words carry weight, like a man's.
1143
01:04:23.500 --> 01:04:26.208
Look. Like brother-in-law,
like sister-in-law.
1144
01:04:26.416 --> 01:04:29.375
They are brother-in-law and
sister-in-law. Allah save them.
1145
01:04:29.708 --> 01:04:32.166
- Glory to Baba ji.
- Glory to Baba ji.
1146
01:04:35.958 --> 01:04:40.458
Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
1147
01:04:40.541 --> 01:04:44.958
Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
1148
01:04:45.041 --> 01:04:49.291
Now that's called round on top
and a hole at the bottom.
1149
01:04:50.583 --> 01:04:55.208
Sardar is getting
his son married to a dancer.
1150
01:04:57.416 --> 01:04:59.875
When disaster is near,
people often make poor decisions.
1151
01:05:01.875 --> 01:05:04.458
Probably the old Sardar doesn't know.
1152
01:05:05.125 --> 01:05:08.250
And the son was mesmerized by her beauty.
1153
01:05:09.333 --> 01:05:10.208
Sad.
1154
01:05:14.375 --> 01:05:15.333
Tyagi.
1155
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:17.333
Brother has a grudge with them.
1156
01:05:18.083 --> 01:05:19.583
He should be happy.
1157
01:05:20.041 --> 01:05:21.833
A dancer is becoming
Raja's daughter-in-law.
1158
01:05:22.208 --> 01:05:25.041
I am telling you. The Sardar
will become a public spectacle.
1159
01:05:25.125 --> 01:05:26.166
Don't you know?
1160
01:05:26.625 --> 01:05:27.541
What?
1161
01:05:27.708 --> 01:05:30.583
Raja's Premlata is the
apple of our brother's eye.
1162
01:05:31.083 --> 01:05:33.041
But he's got a strong enmity with Raja.
1163
01:05:33.333 --> 01:05:36.000
What will Brother Bantu
choose between love and enmity?
1164
01:05:36.625 --> 01:05:39.916
We must stop this wedding, Keshav.
1165
01:05:42.583 --> 01:05:45.000
Let me introduce you
to our English mom.
1166
01:05:45.916 --> 01:05:47.000
Greetings, Auntie.
1167
01:05:47.083 --> 01:05:48.791
She was an amazing pole dancer.
1168
01:05:48.875 --> 01:05:50.416
What? Really?
1169
01:05:52.166 --> 01:05:55.166
My friends told me that
I must watch pole dancing.
1170
01:05:55.416 --> 01:05:57.291
- You think Auntie still does pole dance?
- Be quiet.
1171
01:05:57.375 --> 01:05:58.958
Since you are also family now,
1172
01:05:59.041 --> 01:06:03.000
I will open my heart
and tell you the Sandhu family story.
1173
01:06:03.583 --> 01:06:05.458
Playboy Ranjit Singh was born
1174
01:06:05.541 --> 01:06:10.208
in the house of Sampuran Singh Sandhu.
1175
01:06:12.125 --> 01:06:15.500
Ranjit Singh, the truck driver.
My papa.
1176
01:06:17.208 --> 01:06:19.958
He went to Bihar and had
a love marriage with my mother,
1177
01:06:20.041 --> 01:06:23.416
and an arranged marriage in Punjab
with Titu-Tony's mother.
1178
01:06:23.666 --> 01:06:27.375
Thus began the battle
of dominance in the family.
1179
01:06:27.458 --> 01:06:28.958
Love marriage versus
arranged marriage.
1180
01:06:29.083 --> 01:06:33.500
To escape the feud, Ranjit Singh went
to England to earn money.
1181
01:06:33.875 --> 01:06:36.583
Our English mom used to sing
and dance in the England club,
1182
01:06:36.666 --> 01:06:39.125
and Ranjit Singh used
to clean the dishes.
1183
01:06:39.291 --> 01:06:44.375
While cleaning the dishes,
he bowled over our English mom.
1184
01:06:46.958 --> 01:06:49.958
No more Bihar's mom or Punjab's mom.
1185
01:06:50.041 --> 01:06:52.666
The Playboy pulled off another blunder.
1186
01:06:55.958 --> 01:07:00.166
Just like our country came together
when the British invaded us,
1187
01:07:00.791 --> 01:07:05.333
Punjab and Bihar united
when this white lady came home.
1188
01:07:05.416 --> 01:07:07.458
We were sent to England.
1189
01:07:07.833 --> 01:07:11.125
First, we broke our father
Ranjit Singh's legs.
1190
01:07:14.041 --> 01:07:16.666
And sent him back to our mothers.
1191
01:07:17.333 --> 01:07:21.000
And, brother, we've been looking
after our English mom ever since.
1192
01:07:22.291 --> 01:07:23.333
She's a sweetheart.
1193
01:07:24.208 --> 01:07:25.083
Yeah.
1194
01:07:25.166 --> 01:07:30.375
But, brother, these singers
and dancers are not good people.
1195
01:07:32.458 --> 01:07:34.333
They wreck homes...
1196
01:07:36.583 --> 01:07:39.125
whether it's a love marriage
or an arranged one.
1197
01:07:40.500 --> 01:07:41.416
Not good.
1198
01:07:46.291 --> 01:07:50.208
We endured this pain, brother.
1199
01:07:50.291 --> 01:07:53.583
But can't you tell from my Hindi
that I'm in cultural shock?
1200
01:07:53.791 --> 01:07:58.916
And second, we may look decent,
but we're not.
1201
01:07:59.458 --> 01:08:02.916
With this much wealth and property,
enemies come with the package.
1202
01:08:03.250 --> 01:08:05.833
We kill at least half a dozen every year.
1203
01:08:10.333 --> 01:08:13.666
Our dogs have a feast.
1204
01:08:14.208 --> 01:08:19.750
And we plant them in our fields
and turn them into scarecrows.
1205
01:08:21.875 --> 01:08:23.583
And that wasn't Preity Zinta.
1206
01:08:27.083 --> 01:08:29.083
That was Lin Ping from China.
1207
01:08:29.250 --> 01:08:31.958
I found out that Lin Ping's
heart was corrupt.
1208
01:08:32.125 --> 01:08:35.333
And Lin Ping, we killed.
1209
01:08:43.375 --> 01:08:44.875
I don't like dishonesty.
1210
01:08:46.083 --> 01:08:47.208
I am an honest man.
1211
01:08:47.750 --> 01:08:49.791
I love India.
1212
01:08:50.833 --> 01:08:53.083
But you are a soldier, so that's that.
1213
01:08:53.458 --> 01:08:57.000
If he had brought
a Pakistani girl here...
1214
01:08:59.291 --> 01:09:04.125
I would have chopped off his legs
and sent him to his grandpa.
1215
01:09:22.375 --> 01:09:23.958
I'm so afraid I might have a fever.
1216
01:09:24.333 --> 01:09:26.166
We don't meet any of Raja's standards.
1217
01:09:26.416 --> 01:09:28.416
You're a Pakistani, dancers, and liars.
1218
01:09:29.125 --> 01:09:30.083
Say something.
1219
01:09:31.333 --> 01:09:33.583
Unbelievable.
A man, and you're scared?
1220
01:09:34.958 --> 01:09:38.666
Look at me.
Not once did the man in me feel fear.
1221
01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:40.916
Let the man in him
step up and be the father.
1222
01:09:41.000 --> 01:09:43.000
I will pay for surgery.
Spare me.
1223
01:09:43.083 --> 01:09:45.083
This is not funny.
1224
01:09:45.166 --> 01:09:49.166
Just keep doing what you are doing.
You are doing fine.
1225
01:09:49.541 --> 01:09:51.833
A daughter's father
is always emotional.
1226
01:09:51.916 --> 01:09:53.083
If anyone asks, just...
1227
01:09:54.333 --> 01:09:55.375
No, no. I--
1228
01:09:55.458 --> 01:09:58.458
Yes, Mom. Jassi is in the bathroom.
1229
01:09:58.541 --> 01:10:00.291
My friends have come over.
1230
01:10:00.583 --> 01:10:02.833
We are going shopping.
1231
01:10:02.916 --> 01:10:04.500
- Oh, shopping?
- Yes.
1232
01:10:04.583 --> 01:10:06.375
- Are you alright?
- Yes, dear.
1233
01:10:06.458 --> 01:10:10.208
We miss you a lot, Mom.
Can't tell you how much.
1234
01:10:10.291 --> 01:10:12.166
Even Jassi misses you.
1235
01:10:12.333 --> 01:10:15.083
Jassi is giving us a hard time. Yes.
1236
01:10:15.291 --> 01:10:17.333
You just needed the right dosage.
1237
01:10:17.625 --> 01:10:18.708
Still feeling sick?
1238
01:10:23.166 --> 01:10:25.791
Listen. Call up Jassi
and ask what he's doing.
1239
01:10:26.000 --> 01:10:26.958
Yes.
1240
01:10:37.208 --> 01:10:38.916
- Hello?
- How much longer?
1241
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:39.875
Come soon.
1242
01:10:39.958 --> 01:10:41.291
Yeah, we're on the way.
1243
01:10:41.375 --> 01:10:43.458
Just don't step out of the room, okay?
1244
01:10:43.583 --> 01:10:45.000
I was--
1245
01:10:45.083 --> 01:10:45.958
Hello?
1246
01:10:46.291 --> 01:10:47.166
Hello?
1247
01:11:00.500 --> 01:11:02.791
Jassi, you can meet
my sister-in-law later.
1248
01:11:02.875 --> 01:11:05.666
But first, you have to see
a pole dance in London.
1249
01:11:10.791 --> 01:11:12.958
Auntie. Need your blessings.
1250
01:11:13.791 --> 01:11:14.666
Bless you.
1251
01:11:17.458 --> 01:11:18.333
Auntie...
1252
01:11:20.166 --> 01:11:21.625
can you still dance?
1253
01:11:21.958 --> 01:11:24.041
- You dance... this age?
- Yes.
1254
01:11:24.125 --> 01:11:25.750
- No.
- Yes.
1255
01:11:25.833 --> 01:11:27.166
No.
1256
01:11:27.916 --> 01:11:28.833
Want to see?
1257
01:11:29.041 --> 01:11:30.000
Yes!
1258
01:11:37.458 --> 01:11:38.333
Yes, Auntie.
1259
01:11:45.416 --> 01:11:46.291
Come on, Auntie.
1260
01:11:47.916 --> 01:11:49.750
Even apes in India
can't pull this off.
1261
01:11:49.958 --> 01:11:51.750
Aunt's wild like a monkey.
1262
01:11:52.625 --> 01:11:53.500
Faster, Auntie.
1263
01:11:55.625 --> 01:11:59.083
I must be the first Jatt
from my hometown to see a pole dance.
1264
01:11:59.166 --> 01:12:00.041
Come on, Auntie.
1265
01:12:03.250 --> 01:12:04.125
Oh my!
1266
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:06.166
Yes, Auntie.
1267
01:12:06.708 --> 01:12:07.750
Where did she go?
1268
01:12:08.083 --> 01:12:10.083
You are amazing.
1269
01:12:10.250 --> 01:12:12.041
Go for it!
1270
01:12:12.583 --> 01:12:14.083
Auntie! Auntie?
1271
01:12:15.958 --> 01:12:19.083
Aunt is a real Barbie doll.
1272
01:12:21.458 --> 01:12:23.541
So flexible.
Come on, Auntie.
1273
01:12:25.500 --> 01:12:26.375
Auntie?
1274
01:12:27.416 --> 01:12:28.333
Auntie, move.
1275
01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:31.416
Stop it, Auntie.
1276
01:12:37.041 --> 01:12:37.916
Auntie?
1277
01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:41.958
Auntie.
1278
01:12:43.375 --> 01:12:44.250
Auntie!
1279
01:12:48.375 --> 01:12:49.250
Auntie...?
1280
01:12:56.875 --> 01:13:00.041
Jassi, you could've folded the clothes
and put them away in the cupboard.
1281
01:13:00.125 --> 01:13:01.541
I folded their mom, isn't that enough?
1282
01:13:01.791 --> 01:13:02.666
What?
1283
01:13:03.458 --> 01:13:05.875
I mean, Auntie fell,
folded up like this,
1284
01:13:06.083 --> 01:13:07.791
and bid the world farewell.
1285
01:13:08.000 --> 01:13:10.625
What?! Are you crazy?
You killed an old woman!
1286
01:13:10.708 --> 01:13:12.666
- What is wrong with English Mom?
- Oh, no!
1287
01:13:12.750 --> 01:13:14.458
- Mom!
- Why did you kill the old woman?
1288
01:13:14.541 --> 01:13:16.916
- What's wrong?
- Titu-Tony.
1289
01:13:17.000 --> 01:13:18.166
How did this happen?
1290
01:13:18.250 --> 01:13:20.458
- Can somebody call the doctor?
- How can she die like this?
1291
01:13:20.541 --> 01:13:22.208
- Mom...
- Oh, my God.
1292
01:13:22.291 --> 01:13:23.666
Mom!
1293
01:13:24.500 --> 01:13:27.875
He killed an old woman,
and makes it sound so casual.
1294
01:13:28.666 --> 01:13:30.208
Where did the Sardar go?
1295
01:13:30.333 --> 01:13:32.833
He jumped out the window and ran away.
1296
01:13:33.833 --> 01:13:35.958
- Jassi.
- Jassi, stop.
1297
01:13:36.041 --> 01:13:38.666
- Jassi, listen.
- Jassi, stop.
1298
01:13:38.791 --> 01:13:41.875
I want to see my mom, not God.
1299
01:13:41.958 --> 01:13:44.166
You'll definitely
get caught if you run.
1300
01:13:44.250 --> 01:13:45.500
They will get suspicious.
1301
01:13:45.583 --> 01:13:48.000
Jassi, do you think
Raja's going to spare you?
1302
01:13:52.500 --> 01:13:54.708
I told you before, I can't do it.
1303
01:13:54.958 --> 01:13:57.333
- You guys got me in trouble.
- We got you in trouble?
1304
01:13:58.000 --> 01:14:00.000
Who told you to lock
horns with the old hag?
1305
01:14:00.458 --> 01:14:02.458
Couldn't you sit in
one place for a while?
1306
01:14:02.666 --> 01:14:03.625
It's okay.
1307
01:14:03.708 --> 01:14:06.041
You haven't done anything, Jassi.
She fell and died on her own.
1308
01:14:06.458 --> 01:14:07.916
It was just an accident.
1309
01:14:08.250 --> 01:14:09.166
- Yes.
- Relax.
1310
01:14:09.958 --> 01:14:12.083
Let me go. I am done.
1311
01:14:12.625 --> 01:14:13.875
- I cannot handle this.
- Go on.
1312
01:14:15.166 --> 01:14:16.125
Yes, go on.
1313
01:14:17.833 --> 01:14:18.958
Will you call my mother?
1314
01:14:20.833 --> 01:14:22.791
No, I won't. You can actually go.
1315
01:14:27.125 --> 01:14:29.083
If his father doesn't care,
why should you?
1316
01:14:30.083 --> 01:14:31.166
She could have eloped
and gotten married.
1317
01:14:31.958 --> 01:14:32.916
But you put us in this situation.
1318
01:14:33.125 --> 01:14:34.000
Hey!
1319
01:14:34.750 --> 01:14:36.000
She didn't put any
of us in this situation.
1320
01:14:36.666 --> 01:14:38.166
You don't know anything about us.
1321
01:14:38.750 --> 01:14:41.375
She put herself in this situation for us.
1322
01:14:42.583 --> 01:14:44.250
I guess we've to tell him the truth.
1323
01:14:44.333 --> 01:14:45.291
Gul...
1324
01:14:48.833 --> 01:14:50.041
Saba is not Rabia's daughter.
1325
01:14:51.250 --> 01:14:53.708
She is her older sister
Zeenat's daughter.
1326
01:14:56.625 --> 01:14:59.666
Danish pressured her
family after Zeenat's death,
1327
01:15:00.166 --> 01:15:01.958
claiming he could not take
care of such a small child.
1328
01:15:03.375 --> 01:15:04.541
He married her.
1329
01:15:05.833 --> 01:15:07.666
Gul, leave it.
1330
01:15:07.833 --> 01:15:09.125
Leave. Go on.
1331
01:15:09.208 --> 01:15:10.333
- One minute.
- Go on.
1332
01:15:10.833 --> 01:15:11.958
Look, Sardar ji.
1333
01:15:12.375 --> 01:15:17.291
We used to sing, dance, and
play the drum at weddings there too.
1334
01:15:18.875 --> 01:15:20.291
And be humiliated every day.
1335
01:15:21.541 --> 01:15:24.208
Mehwish is such an open girl
1336
01:15:24.541 --> 01:15:27.041
that people thought it was
an open invitation for everyone.
1337
01:15:28.958 --> 01:15:31.125
And you know the condition
of people like me,
1338
01:15:31.625 --> 01:15:32.916
what happens to them in my country.
1339
01:15:34.916 --> 01:15:39.166
For the sake of that child and for us,
she destroyed her life.
1340
01:15:42.666 --> 01:15:45.791
You see us chuckling all the time?
1341
01:15:46.250 --> 01:15:47.625
It's because of her.
1342
01:15:48.541 --> 01:15:51.291
We could even jump into a fire for her.
1343
01:15:53.166 --> 01:15:54.291
You can leave if you want.
1344
01:15:55.500 --> 01:15:56.750
And don't worry about us.
1345
01:15:57.750 --> 01:16:00.291
We'll tell them that Colonel sir got
orders from the border and had to go.
1346
01:16:02.083 --> 01:16:03.541
Saba has an opportunity.
1347
01:16:04.500 --> 01:16:07.041
Her life can be saved
if we stick together.
1348
01:16:08.625 --> 01:16:10.208
My grandma used to say,
1349
01:16:10.625 --> 01:16:13.416
"Sardars never take advantage
of anyone's situation."
1350
01:16:16.208 --> 01:16:19.916
I knew... you wouldn't ask
for anything in return.
1351
01:16:20.666 --> 01:16:22.458
Don't think we couldn't
find someone else.
1352
01:16:22.833 --> 01:16:24.208
You know what, we made a mistake.
1353
01:16:24.416 --> 01:16:26.291
Leave. I honestly want you to go.
1354
01:16:30.583 --> 01:16:31.583
Are you running away?
1355
01:16:41.958 --> 01:16:42.916
Let's go.
1356
01:16:43.791 --> 01:16:44.958
Son of Sardar
1357
01:16:46.875 --> 01:16:47.750
Let's go.
1358
01:16:47.833 --> 01:16:49.083
Son of Sardar
1359
01:16:49.375 --> 01:16:50.416
Bro...
1360
01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:54.458
Raja's English mom is dead.
1361
01:16:55.250 --> 01:16:57.041
The family must be emotional.
1362
01:16:57.833 --> 01:17:01.250
We'll go there
and explain to them politely
1363
01:17:01.375 --> 01:17:04.541
not to let their son marry a dancer.
1364
01:17:04.666 --> 01:17:07.041
Brother, what if he doesn't listen?
1365
01:17:08.166 --> 01:17:12.333
Then I'll shove a gun in
Raja's mouth instead of a lollipop.
1366
01:17:13.125 --> 01:17:14.000
Understood?
1367
01:17:14.125 --> 01:17:15.875
- And tell his father...
- What?
1368
01:17:15.958 --> 01:17:18.583
that God has taken your life partner.
1369
01:17:18.666 --> 01:17:22.875
If you don't listen,
I will take away your life support.
1370
01:17:24.666 --> 01:17:27.791
- Because the gun has a hole.
- Mummy is on the pole.
1371
01:17:33.708 --> 01:17:39.791
Why were you in such
a hurry to leave us?
1372
01:17:42.166 --> 01:17:46.708
Who is going to call
Raja's father "baby" now?
1373
01:17:49.958 --> 01:17:54.041
Who will Raja's father call "Billo" now?
1374
01:17:56.625 --> 01:18:02.125
You should have given Titu and Tony
a little brother to play with.
1375
01:18:05.166 --> 01:18:11.333
Who is going to say,
"Love you, miss you, my sweetie pie"?
1376
01:18:13.958 --> 01:18:19.250
Who will dance
on the pole for Raja's father?
1377
01:18:21.666 --> 01:18:24.250
You should have taught us your art.
1378
01:18:24.500 --> 01:18:28.000
We would have danced for Ranjit.
1379
01:18:29.875 --> 01:18:34.500
Brother, are these females
mourning or hitting on our father?
1380
01:18:40.125 --> 01:18:45.791
Uncle, moye-moye-moye-moye.
1381
01:18:46.208 --> 01:18:47.791
It's a bit over the top. Control.
1382
01:18:47.875 --> 01:18:49.375
- Listen.
- Yes?
1383
01:18:49.583 --> 01:18:51.333
You don't have to cry.
1384
01:18:51.791 --> 01:18:54.708
We hired them to set the atmosphere.
1385
01:18:55.541 --> 01:18:57.833
They are hired. You can relax.
1386
01:18:58.916 --> 01:18:59.875
Brother,
1387
01:19:00.583 --> 01:19:02.958
any clue who killed Auntie?
1388
01:19:03.291 --> 01:19:04.791
You killed me!
1389
01:19:14.583 --> 01:19:17.291
Auntie was so happy.
1390
01:19:17.416 --> 01:19:19.791
She used to dance
on the pole like a bat.
1391
01:19:19.875 --> 01:19:23.750
She used to swirl in midair
with one arm like this.
1392
01:19:23.833 --> 01:19:27.333
Bro, how do you know how
our English mom would swirl in the air?
1393
01:19:27.541 --> 01:19:28.500
What?
1394
01:19:30.166 --> 01:19:32.333
She came in his dreams.
1395
01:19:33.208 --> 01:19:35.500
How do you know she
came in his dreams?
1396
01:19:37.666 --> 01:19:41.166
Because she came in my dreams first.
1397
01:19:43.791 --> 01:19:45.125
She said, "Bye.
1398
01:19:45.666 --> 01:19:47.208
Now I am going into your brother's dream."
1399
01:19:54.500 --> 01:19:55.750
It's really sad.
1400
01:19:56.583 --> 01:19:57.791
I am Bantu Pandey.
1401
01:19:58.791 --> 01:20:00.041
Your neighbor.
1402
01:20:12.208 --> 01:20:13.625
It happens. It happens.
1403
01:20:15.041 --> 01:20:16.041
This is terrible.
1404
01:20:16.791 --> 01:20:18.333
But expect more bad things to come.
1405
01:20:19.166 --> 01:20:20.041
Yes.
1406
01:20:21.375 --> 01:20:24.333
This Raja only has brawn,
but no brains.
1407
01:20:25.666 --> 01:20:28.208
But you are an educated
and modern father.
1408
01:20:28.625 --> 01:20:31.125
Does anyone bring
a dancer into the house?
1409
01:20:33.250 --> 01:20:37.250
Watch her perform,
squander some money, and kick her out.
1410
01:20:37.333 --> 01:20:38.625
Get over your hangover.
1411
01:20:39.833 --> 01:20:41.375
What is he saying about my grandma?
1412
01:20:42.541 --> 01:20:45.958
But you brought her home.
Who treats a dancer like this?
1413
01:20:48.416 --> 01:20:50.125
What is the society going to say?
1414
01:20:52.291 --> 01:20:56.416
Raja's father is round on top
and hole at the bottom.
1415
01:20:57.291 --> 01:21:00.250
Who is this extra small man?
1416
01:21:00.541 --> 01:21:02.958
Throw this jerk out!
1417
01:21:03.041 --> 01:21:03.916
Come on, milkman.
1418
01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:05.541
- Useless person.
- Mom's slippers.
1419
01:21:05.625 --> 01:21:08.291
- If English Mom hadn't died,
- Who invited him?
1420
01:21:08.708 --> 01:21:10.458
- I would have killed you today.
- Get out!
1421
01:21:12.500 --> 01:21:13.916
Cancel Gogi's wedding as well.
1422
01:21:14.250 --> 01:21:16.333
The wedding cannot happen for 40 days.
1423
01:21:16.625 --> 01:21:18.000
There's been a death in the house.
1424
01:21:18.541 --> 01:21:20.416
But this is a natural death, Grandpa.
1425
01:21:20.500 --> 01:21:22.000
So, shall we call a DJ?
1426
01:21:29.083 --> 01:21:34.166
Almighty God, we receive in
your promise of love, joy, and peace.
1427
01:21:35.125 --> 01:21:36.083
In your mercy.
1428
01:21:39.875 --> 01:21:43.083
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
1429
01:21:43.500 --> 01:21:44.416
Amen.
1430
01:21:52.583 --> 01:21:53.500
We need the flowers.
1431
01:21:55.375 --> 01:21:56.666
Not for me, for the old man.
1432
01:21:57.458 --> 01:21:58.583
We've to spend 40 more days.
1433
01:21:59.291 --> 01:22:00.333
We'll definitely get caught.
1434
01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:02.541
We've got to keep the old man happy too.
1435
01:22:08.375 --> 01:22:09.375
What are you doing, brother?
1436
01:22:17.166 --> 01:22:18.833
Brother, we are selfish people.
1437
01:22:20.541 --> 01:22:22.500
We've burdened her with our emotions.
1438
01:22:22.875 --> 01:22:25.750
At least let the spirit
connect directly with God.
1439
01:22:26.500 --> 01:22:29.000
What about the ten sacks
of soil we poured over her?
1440
01:22:29.375 --> 01:22:30.500
Should we also take that out?
1441
01:22:30.791 --> 01:22:33.083
Why are you bearing it?
Get rid of the burden.
1442
01:22:33.791 --> 01:22:34.833
Brother, we're the bride's family.
1443
01:22:35.916 --> 01:22:37.291
And these are the feelings
of the groom's family.
1444
01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:39.583
I will keep it safe in a flower pot.
1445
01:23:07.375 --> 01:23:09.458
Uncle, drink some tea.
1446
01:23:09.541 --> 01:23:11.083
You haven't eaten
anything since yesterday.
1447
01:23:18.583 --> 01:23:22.291
Losing a life partner is not easy.
1448
01:23:23.541 --> 01:23:26.583
Twenty-five years.
That's how long we've been together.
1449
01:23:29.583 --> 01:23:32.625
We'll get Gogi married later.
1450
01:23:33.333 --> 01:23:36.958
Right now,
it's not appropriate to talk about it.
1451
01:23:40.875 --> 01:23:42.250
You decide what to do.
1452
01:23:42.666 --> 01:23:44.291
Whether you want to stay or leave.
1453
01:23:44.541 --> 01:23:45.500
Whatever you like.
1454
01:24:16.625 --> 01:24:17.541
Death...
1455
01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:22.875
is inevitable!
1456
01:24:27.291 --> 01:24:29.333
She is gone now, dear.
1457
01:24:29.458 --> 01:24:30.541
But you don't have to go.
1458
01:24:32.291 --> 01:24:35.291
Family functions are also important.
1459
01:24:40.166 --> 01:24:41.833
It's a natural death.
1460
01:24:44.250 --> 01:24:46.416
If someone had killed her,
1461
01:24:46.666 --> 01:24:49.333
I would have grabbed
his neck with my hand
1462
01:24:49.625 --> 01:24:50.500
and chopped it off.
1463
01:24:53.500 --> 01:24:54.500
Raja, my son.
1464
01:24:55.958 --> 01:24:57.541
Prepare for the functions.
1465
01:25:06.000 --> 01:25:07.833
- No, no...
- Small one.
1466
01:25:07.916 --> 01:25:09.083
I don't drink, brother.
1467
01:25:11.833 --> 01:25:13.708
God, it's such a boring party.
1468
01:25:14.833 --> 01:25:17.458
- No, thank you very much, brother.
- You must...
1469
01:25:19.041 --> 01:25:19.916
Should we have a drink?
1470
01:25:21.625 --> 01:25:22.500
No.
1471
01:25:25.083 --> 01:25:26.458
- Yes...?
- No.
1472
01:25:30.875 --> 01:25:31.791
Only one.
1473
01:25:32.958 --> 01:25:33.875
One means one.
1474
01:25:33.958 --> 01:25:34.833
Done.
1475
01:25:44.333 --> 01:25:45.291
One minute.
1476
01:25:47.375 --> 01:25:49.041
One more. No one saw us.
1477
01:25:50.250 --> 01:25:52.125
- Don't do it, please.
- Have a drink.
1478
01:25:52.541 --> 01:25:54.791
- Two shots won't do any harm.
- She is right. Please, don't do it.
1479
01:26:20.916 --> 01:26:23.541
She is happily smiling
She looks beautiful
1480
01:26:23.625 --> 01:26:26.166
She looks beautiful
She is happily smiling
1481
01:26:26.375 --> 01:26:28.833
She looks beautiful
She is happily smiling
1482
01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:31.666
She is happily smiling
She looks beautiful
1483
01:26:31.833 --> 01:26:34.041
She is happily smiling
She looks beautiful
1484
01:26:34.125 --> 01:26:35.875
The girl at her own...
1485
01:26:35.958 --> 01:26:39.875
The girl dances at her own wedding
1486
01:26:40.041 --> 01:26:45.625
The girl dances at her own wedding
1487
01:26:46.500 --> 01:26:49.125
Who does not eagerly wait for this day?
1488
01:26:49.208 --> 01:26:51.916
Marriage takes place only once
1489
01:26:52.000 --> 01:26:54.583
Look into my eyes
1490
01:26:54.708 --> 01:26:57.625
Make me shake my body with your hands
1491
01:26:57.750 --> 01:26:59.958
Fire ignites in cold weather
1492
01:27:00.041 --> 01:27:01.833
The girl at her own...
1493
01:27:01.916 --> 01:27:04.916
The girl dances at her own wedding
1494
01:27:05.958 --> 01:27:09.958
The girl dances at her own wedding
1495
01:27:10.041 --> 01:27:15.416
The girl dances at her own wedding
1496
01:27:23.250 --> 01:27:26.791
I am wearing red bangles
And a red outfit
1497
01:27:26.916 --> 01:27:28.791
I flutter like a peacock
1498
01:27:28.875 --> 01:27:32.250
The girl is totally intoxicated
By your love
1499
01:27:32.333 --> 01:27:34.291
She is in awe of you
1500
01:27:34.458 --> 01:27:37.041
What to tell you about my body?
1501
01:27:37.208 --> 01:27:39.625
It does not get tired
Even after dancing all night
1502
01:27:39.708 --> 01:27:42.375
The way your beloved dances...
1503
01:27:42.458 --> 01:27:44.958
No one dances like that in the world
1504
01:27:45.041 --> 01:27:47.666
She keeps saying that
She does not have any competition
1505
01:27:47.750 --> 01:27:49.500
The girl at her own...
1506
01:27:49.625 --> 01:27:53.583
The girl dances at her own wedding
1507
01:27:53.708 --> 01:27:58.083
The girl dances at her own wedding
1508
01:27:59.708 --> 01:28:02.791
I have bloomed like a flower
1509
01:28:02.875 --> 01:28:05.625
I have stolen your heart
1510
01:28:05.791 --> 01:28:08.291
You must be thinking, dear
1511
01:28:08.375 --> 01:28:11.541
How did you get such a beautiful girl?
1512
01:28:12.666 --> 01:28:15.083
In your name I dance and enjoy in the pub
1513
01:28:15.166 --> 01:28:16.791
The girl at her own...
1514
01:28:16.875 --> 01:28:19.541
The girl dances at her own...
1515
01:28:19.625 --> 01:28:22.958
The girl dances at her own wedding
1516
01:28:23.041 --> 01:28:27.791
- Where is Jassi?
- The girl at her own...
1517
01:28:36.333 --> 01:28:38.708
Come on, let's do Bhangra!
1518
01:28:38.833 --> 01:28:40.375
Stop this singing and dancing!
1519
01:28:50.458 --> 01:28:53.000
If Dimple doesn't want
to live with you, then so be it.
1520
01:28:53.083 --> 01:28:54.250
That's her choice.
1521
01:28:55.541 --> 01:28:56.583
I am your mother.
1522
01:28:57.166 --> 01:28:58.083
I know.
1523
01:28:58.583 --> 01:29:01.791
The person talking to me
with a mask on her face
1524
01:29:02.250 --> 01:29:03.416
was not Dimple.
1525
01:29:04.875 --> 01:29:07.250
You couldn't save your marriage,
1526
01:29:08.125 --> 01:29:11.083
yet you were helping
someone else settle down.
1527
01:29:12.291 --> 01:29:13.333
Look...
1528
01:29:14.000 --> 01:29:18.583
Sardars have always fought for others.
1529
01:29:19.291 --> 01:29:21.083
But you forgot one thing.
1530
01:29:22.625 --> 01:29:25.458
When a Sardar stands up for someone,
1531
01:29:26.166 --> 01:29:28.541
he never turns his back.
1532
01:29:30.250 --> 01:29:34.416
Right now, you are making
a mistake by deserting them.
1533
01:29:37.375 --> 01:29:40.333
Come back only when that girl is settled.
1534
01:29:41.375 --> 01:29:43.875
And don't abandon them halfway.
1535
01:29:45.333 --> 01:29:47.166
Don't desert them.
1536
01:29:48.041 --> 01:29:49.083
Alright, Mother.
1537
01:29:50.500 --> 01:29:51.500
Alright.
1538
01:30:04.666 --> 01:30:07.333
I always knew something was wrong.
1539
01:30:07.750 --> 01:30:09.083
How were they singing and dancing?
1540
01:30:09.875 --> 01:30:13.500
These dancers wreck homes.
1541
01:30:15.041 --> 01:30:16.375
They wrecked ours as well.
1542
01:30:19.916 --> 01:30:21.000
Where is Sardar?
1543
01:30:23.458 --> 01:30:24.833
Where is your Sardar?
1544
01:30:25.583 --> 01:30:26.833
Where is the colonel?
1545
01:30:28.541 --> 01:30:31.666
Brother, try laughing once in a while.
1546
01:30:32.791 --> 01:30:35.416
You have a frown on your
face when it's time to celebrate.
1547
01:30:35.500 --> 01:30:37.875
No decent woman can dance like this.
1548
01:30:38.083 --> 01:30:39.041
What is the scene?
1549
01:30:39.625 --> 01:30:41.250
The scene is her daughter's wedding,
1550
01:30:41.333 --> 01:30:43.208
inner happiness,
Rajasthan's ghoomar,
1551
01:30:43.291 --> 01:30:44.291
Gujarat's dandiya,
1552
01:30:44.375 --> 01:30:46.125
Maharashtra's lezim
during the immersion ceremony,
1553
01:30:46.208 --> 01:30:47.791
gidda, bhangra, which exist in every home.
1554
01:30:48.500 --> 01:30:50.166
Which religion or community
doesn't have dancing?
1555
01:30:50.458 --> 01:30:52.041
The richer you are,
the more intimately you dance,
1556
01:30:52.125 --> 01:30:53.708
the poorer you are,
the more distance you maintain.
1557
01:30:53.916 --> 01:30:56.958
Bharatanatyam, bhangra,
kathak, tango, salsa, kuchipudi.
1558
01:30:57.333 --> 01:30:59.791
And it's not kachipudi, brother.
It's kuchipudi.
1559
01:31:00.250 --> 01:31:01.666
Ballet, locking-popping.
1560
01:31:01.833 --> 01:31:03.500
- Pole dance.
- Pole dance!
1561
01:31:03.958 --> 01:31:06.208
There are so many forms.
Who isn't dancing?
1562
01:31:06.708 --> 01:31:08.000
You keep talking about Border.
1563
01:31:08.166 --> 01:31:09.833
Even your Sunny Deol dances.
1564
01:31:09.958 --> 01:31:12.833
O beloved of mine
In this meeting of ours
1565
01:31:13.750 --> 01:31:15.666
Can there be a wedding
without dancing?
1566
01:31:15.916 --> 01:31:17.333
Doctors call dancing a medicine.
1567
01:31:17.416 --> 01:31:18.958
Gym owners call dancing an exercise.
1568
01:31:19.041 --> 01:31:20.833
People found divinity through dancing,
1569
01:31:20.916 --> 01:31:22.625
and you say you have a
problem with dancing, brother.
1570
01:31:23.166 --> 01:31:24.125
So what?
1571
01:31:25.041 --> 01:31:25.916
Yes?
1572
01:31:27.625 --> 01:31:29.458
So what if she likes
to sing and dance?
1573
01:31:30.041 --> 01:31:30.916
It's an art, brother.
1574
01:31:31.041 --> 01:31:33.000
Yes, it's an art.
1575
01:31:33.833 --> 01:31:37.541
Even I was impressed
by their English mom's art.
1576
01:31:38.375 --> 01:31:42.916
But these jerks...
call me a pervert!
1577
01:31:47.916 --> 01:31:48.791
Brother,
1578
01:31:49.791 --> 01:31:51.125
she was only dancing.
1579
01:31:52.708 --> 01:31:54.416
But you made up your own story.
1580
01:31:55.750 --> 01:31:56.750
Leave it, brother.
1581
01:31:57.458 --> 01:31:59.750
It was very disrespectful of you.
Let's go.
1582
01:31:59.916 --> 01:32:01.166
Son of Sardar
1583
01:32:01.958 --> 01:32:03.083
Son of Sardar
1584
01:32:04.083 --> 01:32:05.208
Son of Sardar
1585
01:32:06.125 --> 01:32:07.291
Son of Sardar
1586
01:32:12.750 --> 01:32:15.000
I thought you ran out on us again.
1587
01:32:17.541 --> 01:32:18.583
I did, child.
1588
01:32:20.958 --> 01:32:23.458
But God did not put
betrayal in our blood.
1589
01:32:25.041 --> 01:32:26.583
He makes us sacrifice our heads...
1590
01:32:28.500 --> 01:32:30.083
but doesn't let us turn our backs.
1591
01:32:33.208 --> 01:32:34.750
We'll only go back
after you get married.
1592
01:32:37.583 --> 01:32:41.625
His hugs are strong
Even in his curses there's care
1593
01:32:41.708 --> 01:32:43.666
He's the perfect blend
Of action and emotion
1594
01:32:43.750 --> 01:32:44.916
Son of Sardar
1595
01:32:45.750 --> 01:32:47.041
Son of Sardar
1596
01:32:47.916 --> 01:32:49.125
Son of Sardar
1597
01:32:49.958 --> 01:32:51.125
Son of Sardar
1598
01:33:04.125 --> 01:33:05.875
I am going on a walk with Gogi.
1599
01:33:05.958 --> 01:33:06.916
You can't.
1600
01:33:09.500 --> 01:33:10.375
I have to.
1601
01:33:10.458 --> 01:33:12.708
You two are not married yet.
You can't go.
1602
01:33:13.000 --> 01:33:15.083
- She used to go out with him even before.
- Earlier I was--
1603
01:33:16.625 --> 01:33:17.958
I wasn't her father.
1604
01:33:18.125 --> 01:33:19.333
Even I have a reputation.
1605
01:33:19.916 --> 01:33:20.875
Oh, please.
1606
01:33:21.041 --> 01:33:22.291
He is so naive.
1607
01:33:22.416 --> 01:33:24.791
I am not naive. I am very clever.
1608
01:33:25.166 --> 01:33:26.625
You don't know kids these days.
1609
01:33:26.833 --> 01:33:29.166
Always looking for a
chance to spend time together.
1610
01:33:29.416 --> 01:33:30.333
Go on.
1611
01:33:30.708 --> 01:33:31.583
But, I said--
1612
01:33:32.500 --> 01:33:35.083
Be quiet. Absolutely quiet.
1613
01:33:35.750 --> 01:33:38.791
She is not looking for any opportunity.
She is giving us an opportunity.
1614
01:33:39.083 --> 01:33:41.458
I see. But why?
1615
01:33:42.666 --> 01:33:45.125
So that we can both sit here and discuss
1616
01:33:45.208 --> 01:33:47.291
the international politics of our nations.
1617
01:33:47.416 --> 01:33:49.458
I don't know politics.
1618
01:33:50.833 --> 01:33:53.166
They were making me the village chief.
1619
01:33:53.333 --> 01:33:54.208
But I chose not to be a candidate.
1620
01:33:57.958 --> 01:34:01.708
My naive Sardar, she left us alone
1621
01:34:02.416 --> 01:34:06.125
so that I could thank
you properly for yesterday.
1622
01:34:06.916 --> 01:34:07.833
I see.
1623
01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:09.041
Then say it.
1624
01:34:13.791 --> 01:34:18.125
Why do you have to
touch me to say thank you?
1625
01:34:19.291 --> 01:34:20.875
Even you... touched me.
1626
01:34:21.083 --> 01:34:22.833
Me?
When? Where?
1627
01:34:23.375 --> 01:34:24.250
Here.
1628
01:34:24.333 --> 01:34:25.791
Oh, my God! That's a lie.
1629
01:34:27.458 --> 01:34:29.583
I meant my soul. You touched my soul.
1630
01:34:31.500 --> 01:34:32.416
Soul?
1631
01:34:36.916 --> 01:34:37.833
Soul...
1632
01:34:39.708 --> 01:34:40.791
Go ahead, thank me.
1633
01:34:49.125 --> 01:34:53.375
Why is your soul knocking
even before you said thank you?
1634
01:34:53.666 --> 01:34:56.000
It's not my soul,
someone's knocking on the door.
1635
01:35:00.166 --> 01:35:01.583
- Hi.
- Why?
1636
01:35:01.958 --> 01:35:02.875
The tent guy is here.
1637
01:35:02.958 --> 01:35:06.041
Brother Raja is calling
you downstairs to pick a color.
1638
01:35:06.291 --> 01:35:08.625
You dare ask me to pick
a color after crushing my rainbow.
1639
01:35:08.916 --> 01:35:09.958
Pick anything you like.
1640
01:35:11.583 --> 01:35:14.541
Well, Father wants
to have tea made by you.
1641
01:35:15.458 --> 01:35:17.541
He's been insisting since morning.
1642
01:35:17.833 --> 01:35:19.791
Why don't you show us how it's made?
1643
01:35:20.166 --> 01:35:21.208
No, no, I will get it.
1644
01:35:21.458 --> 01:35:23.833
I am the bride's father.
It's my job to serve him.
1645
01:35:24.458 --> 01:35:25.458
Go ahead. I will get it.
1646
01:35:25.541 --> 01:35:27.416
- The old man's hooked on.
- What?
1647
01:35:28.041 --> 01:35:29.000
Nothing.
1648
01:35:30.000 --> 01:35:32.500
Something is wrong, brother.
1649
01:35:33.125 --> 01:35:35.458
This man is totally out of the syllabus.
1650
01:35:35.750 --> 01:35:38.500
If I find out he's wrong,
I will chop him to pieces.
1651
01:35:38.583 --> 01:35:41.000
Put a lid on it, brother.
You cross all limits.
1652
01:35:41.083 --> 01:35:42.000
Come on.
1653
01:35:43.541 --> 01:35:45.791
We'll have to find the poppy flower
again for the old man.
1654
01:35:49.291 --> 01:35:50.333
Do you want the thank you?
1655
01:35:50.833 --> 01:35:51.708
Here?
1656
01:35:51.833 --> 01:35:53.958
- Someone might see us.
- Who is going to see us here?
1657
01:35:54.125 --> 01:35:55.708
They can't see us now.
1658
01:35:58.750 --> 01:35:59.750
What does it do?
1659
01:36:00.458 --> 01:36:01.875
You fool, that's not how you--
1660
01:36:03.250 --> 01:36:05.166
Have some, Sardar ji. For my sake.
1661
01:36:37.041 --> 01:36:42.375
She's the sight for my sore eyes
1662
01:36:42.666 --> 01:36:47.958
Can't live without them
1663
01:36:48.666 --> 01:36:52.875
I have four sweethearts, my love
1664
01:36:53.041 --> 01:36:55.375
The first is you
The second is you
1665
01:36:55.458 --> 01:36:57.583
Third is you, fourth is you
1666
01:36:57.708 --> 01:36:59.875
The first is you
The second is you
1667
01:37:00.041 --> 01:37:02.250
Third is you, fourth is you
1668
01:37:02.333 --> 01:37:04.541
The first is you
The second is you
1669
01:37:04.625 --> 01:37:06.750
Third is you, fourth is you
1670
01:37:06.958 --> 01:37:09.166
The first is you
The second is you
1671
01:37:09.250 --> 01:37:11.916
Third is you, fourth is you
1672
01:37:18.958 --> 01:37:21.083
Shunned by the world
1673
01:37:21.166 --> 01:37:23.541
We drifted like lost stars
1674
01:37:23.625 --> 01:37:28.208
Even the waters were bitter
Unfit to quench my thirst
1675
01:37:28.333 --> 01:37:32.750
So helpless... we all were
1676
01:37:32.833 --> 01:37:37.958
If I hadn't found you
Death was my only relief
1677
01:37:40.250 --> 01:37:45.125
I'm a sinking ship
You're the shore
1678
01:37:45.875 --> 01:37:50.416
You made my life better
1679
01:37:50.583 --> 01:37:54.708
I have four sweethearts, my love
1680
01:37:54.791 --> 01:37:57.208
The first is you
The second is you
1681
01:37:57.291 --> 01:37:59.541
Third is you, fourth is you
1682
01:37:59.625 --> 01:38:01.833
The first is you
The second is you
1683
01:38:01.916 --> 01:38:04.041
Third is you, fourth is you
1684
01:38:04.166 --> 01:38:06.416
The first is you
The second is you
1685
01:38:06.500 --> 01:38:08.458
Third is you, fourth is you
1686
01:38:08.541 --> 01:38:11.000
The first is you
The second is you
1687
01:38:11.083 --> 01:38:13.791
Third is you, fourth is you
1688
01:38:14.166 --> 01:38:16.458
I was unaware
1689
01:38:16.583 --> 01:38:23.208
Looking into your eyes
Was like looking into God's
1690
01:38:23.500 --> 01:38:25.708
It now resides in my breath
1691
01:38:25.791 --> 01:38:27.916
Walks beside me always
1692
01:38:28.166 --> 01:38:32.416
Your shadow walks beside me
1693
01:38:32.750 --> 01:38:37.125
I thought only about you
1694
01:38:37.333 --> 01:38:41.750
Since you entered my life
1695
01:38:41.958 --> 01:38:46.333
I found peace...
1696
01:38:46.625 --> 01:38:52.000
But lost my slumber
1697
01:38:58.708 --> 01:38:59.916
You...
1698
01:39:00.500 --> 01:39:01.541
You...
1699
01:39:02.291 --> 01:39:05.791
You, you, you...
1700
01:39:05.958 --> 01:39:12.708
I thought only about you
Since you entered my life
1701
01:39:13.250 --> 01:39:20.000
I found peace...
But lost my slumber
1702
01:39:20.458 --> 01:39:23.583
But I lost my slumber
1703
01:39:23.666 --> 01:39:26.750
She's the comfort for my eyes
1704
01:39:27.166 --> 01:39:30.750
Can't live without them
1705
01:39:30.833 --> 01:39:34.125
I have four sweethearts, my love
1706
01:39:34.500 --> 01:39:36.333
The first is you
The second is you
1707
01:39:36.416 --> 01:39:38.000
Third is you, fourth is you
1708
01:39:38.083 --> 01:39:39.958
The first is you
The second is you
1709
01:39:40.041 --> 01:39:41.750
Third is you, fourth is you
1710
01:39:41.833 --> 01:39:43.541
The first is you
The second is you
1711
01:39:43.625 --> 01:39:45.333
Third is you, fourth is you
1712
01:39:45.416 --> 01:39:47.125
The first is you
The second is you
1713
01:39:47.291 --> 01:39:50.000
Third is you, fourth is you
1714
01:40:09.583 --> 01:40:10.458
Uncle, tea.
1715
01:40:14.583 --> 01:40:15.458
Uncle.
1716
01:40:16.208 --> 01:40:17.083
Tea.
1717
01:40:22.583 --> 01:40:23.916
What an outstanding artist Kim was.
1718
01:40:25.041 --> 01:40:27.125
She would wrap herself around the pole
1719
01:40:27.958 --> 01:40:29.291
better than a python.
1720
01:40:29.666 --> 01:40:32.291
Actually, she was also my love.
1721
01:40:33.458 --> 01:40:37.625
One day, she said to me,
"You touched me here."
1722
01:40:38.250 --> 01:40:42.583
Only a fool would snap
out of such a romantic moment.
1723
01:40:43.208 --> 01:40:45.750
I just froze.
1724
01:40:47.625 --> 01:40:50.041
Uncle, all is not lost yet.
1725
01:40:50.583 --> 01:40:51.750
Live your life.
1726
01:40:52.083 --> 01:40:53.250
Go out for a jog.
1727
01:40:54.875 --> 01:40:56.833
You might run into another artist.
1728
01:40:58.583 --> 01:41:00.666
Good night and sleep tight.
1729
01:41:53.500 --> 01:41:54.458
Thank you.
1730
01:41:56.916 --> 01:41:58.041
Mom was right.
1731
01:42:00.333 --> 01:42:01.625
Whatever He does, He does for the best.
1732
01:42:03.708 --> 01:42:04.916
He's never unfair to anyone.
1733
01:42:15.250 --> 01:42:16.583
Raja, my son.
1734
01:42:26.041 --> 01:42:28.416
She's your Aunt Janet from France.
1735
01:42:29.416 --> 01:42:31.916
Auntie is a very talented artist, son.
1736
01:42:32.708 --> 01:42:34.458
I found her while jogging.
1737
01:42:35.125 --> 01:42:37.416
She does bachata.
1738
01:42:38.458 --> 01:42:40.583
I like her art as well.
1739
01:42:42.583 --> 01:42:43.541
Son...
1740
01:42:45.166 --> 01:42:46.541
say hello to Auntie.
1741
01:42:48.875 --> 01:42:52.000
I said, say hello to Auntie.
1742
01:42:52.125 --> 01:42:53.000
Hello.
1743
01:42:54.833 --> 01:42:55.708
Hi.
1744
01:42:57.333 --> 01:42:59.166
Come, let us have a Patiala drink.
1745
01:43:01.791 --> 01:43:02.750
What is bachata?
1746
01:43:03.958 --> 01:43:07.416
It's a type of dance
that involves wrapping legs around.
1747
01:43:09.291 --> 01:43:10.875
How did he get fit enough to go jogging?
1748
01:43:11.875 --> 01:43:14.250
But... who healed him?
1749
01:43:21.750 --> 01:43:22.750
Come, brother.
1750
01:43:23.583 --> 01:43:24.958
- Let's go.
- Bachata.
1751
01:43:32.875 --> 01:43:34.666
Time to test your aim, brother.
1752
01:43:36.666 --> 01:43:38.166
Please, brother. You continue.
1753
01:43:38.750 --> 01:43:41.166
It's all the same to me,
whether at home or on duty.
1754
01:43:41.708 --> 01:43:42.875
It's boring for me.
1755
01:43:43.166 --> 01:43:44.250
You guys continue.
1756
01:43:44.375 --> 01:43:47.833
Not for me, brother.
Do it for these nincompoops.
1757
01:43:48.166 --> 01:43:50.791
They barely hit one target
after firing forty rounds,
1758
01:43:51.000 --> 01:43:52.541
and they also waste my bullets.
1759
01:43:52.708 --> 01:43:53.625
Come, brother.
1760
01:43:53.708 --> 01:43:56.083
Show us, brother. Give us training.
1761
01:43:57.833 --> 01:44:01.458
We will obviously take advantage
of a soldier who has come home.
1762
01:44:01.541 --> 01:44:02.583
Come on.
1763
01:44:02.750 --> 01:44:03.875
- Learn.
- Yes.
1764
01:44:03.958 --> 01:44:05.166
- Pay attention.
- Yes.
1765
01:44:09.916 --> 01:44:10.833
Should I, brother?
1766
01:44:10.958 --> 01:44:12.041
It's loaded, brother.
1767
01:44:12.708 --> 01:44:14.416
- No, no, no...
- It will fire.
1768
01:44:14.500 --> 01:44:16.583
- It's loaded, brother.
- Loaded. Loaded.
1769
01:44:16.666 --> 01:44:17.583
Loaded.
1770
01:44:17.666 --> 01:44:18.541
That way.
1771
01:44:34.000 --> 01:44:36.375
The colonel has no aim.
1772
01:44:41.291 --> 01:44:43.125
Did you see my aim, brother?
1773
01:44:43.791 --> 01:44:45.083
But the bottle is intact.
1774
01:44:46.208 --> 01:44:48.416
Children break bottles.
1775
01:44:49.041 --> 01:44:51.125
There was a fly sitting
on the cork of the bottle.
1776
01:44:51.958 --> 01:44:53.541
I crushed it.
1777
01:44:54.083 --> 01:44:58.458
Sardars don't break bottles.
They break men.
1778
01:44:58.958 --> 01:45:00.666
How cheap!
1779
01:45:01.833 --> 01:45:03.500
Remember what I said?
What did I tell you?
1780
01:45:04.208 --> 01:45:06.208
I came riding on two tanks.
1781
01:45:10.000 --> 01:45:14.583
So, when a guy has tanks,
will he play with firecrackers?
1782
01:45:15.083 --> 01:45:18.041
Bro, I have a tank.
1783
01:45:18.708 --> 01:45:20.958
You play these childish games.
1784
01:45:21.833 --> 01:45:23.750
Go and play. Go on.
1785
01:45:25.125 --> 01:45:26.458
Something's wrong, brother.
1786
01:45:27.416 --> 01:45:29.083
The guy looks like a defaulter.
1787
01:45:30.541 --> 01:45:32.416
Run faster...
1788
01:45:35.750 --> 01:45:37.125
This Sardar almost died today.
1789
01:45:37.375 --> 01:45:38.625
He handed me a gun.
1790
01:45:38.833 --> 01:45:40.875
Good thing I used my head
at the right moment
1791
01:45:41.166 --> 01:45:43.916
and said I handle tanks and not guns.
1792
01:45:45.458 --> 01:45:47.250
And those idiot guys totally bought it.
1793
01:45:47.500 --> 01:45:48.375
Bravo, my love.
1794
01:45:48.541 --> 01:45:50.541
You've grown smart in my company.
1795
01:45:50.666 --> 01:45:51.541
Right.
1796
01:45:52.166 --> 01:45:54.416
Try testing me now.
Go get a tank.
1797
01:46:10.458 --> 01:46:12.708
What happened, Colonel sir?
1798
01:46:15.708 --> 01:46:17.541
It's just a tank.
1799
01:46:17.958 --> 01:46:20.375
You must have driven dozens of tanks.
1800
01:46:20.500 --> 01:46:21.833
We really enjoyed it,
1801
01:46:22.083 --> 01:46:23.875
except you.
1802
01:46:24.375 --> 01:46:27.708
As our guest, we cannot say no to you.
1803
01:46:28.000 --> 01:46:29.250
Come on. Get in the tank.
1804
01:46:29.625 --> 01:46:30.500
Come.
1805
01:46:31.833 --> 01:46:33.750
We got you this gift with immense love.
1806
01:46:36.000 --> 01:46:38.208
Accept it, brother. Please.
1807
01:46:39.041 --> 01:46:40.208
Come on, brother.
1808
01:46:40.666 --> 01:46:42.666
Let's go. Get in the tank. Come on.
1809
01:46:43.083 --> 01:46:44.125
Come on...
1810
01:47:00.083 --> 01:47:01.458
Brother, where is the steering?
1811
01:47:04.416 --> 01:47:05.375
Total fraud.
1812
01:47:06.041 --> 01:47:07.708
Let's chop his head off, brother.
1813
01:47:08.583 --> 01:47:09.708
Just joking.
1814
01:47:10.625 --> 01:47:12.083
Try laughing once in a while.
1815
01:47:22.333 --> 01:47:23.208
Hello.
1816
01:47:23.291 --> 01:47:25.291
Sir. Colonel speaking, sir.
1817
01:47:26.208 --> 01:47:27.916
Need your permission to drive a tank.
1818
01:47:28.166 --> 01:47:29.166
Stop it.
1819
01:47:30.250 --> 01:47:31.500
He's been fooling
around since yesterday.
1820
01:47:35.375 --> 01:47:36.375
Bad connection.
1821
01:47:38.416 --> 01:47:39.750
- Is it nice?
- Yeah...
1822
01:47:39.875 --> 01:47:41.666
Oh, man! Hold on a second.
1823
01:47:42.583 --> 01:47:43.458
What is it?
1824
01:47:43.541 --> 01:47:45.625
Sir, my friends have
brought a tank for me.
1825
01:47:46.083 --> 01:47:49.541
If I don't get permission, the entire
battalion will die a dog's death.
1826
01:47:49.625 --> 01:47:50.541
Like a dog.
1827
01:47:50.625 --> 01:47:51.666
Like a dog?
1828
01:47:52.083 --> 01:47:54.458
Permission. Or all dogs die.
1829
01:47:54.666 --> 01:47:55.833
What the hell!
1830
01:47:55.958 --> 01:47:58.041
Now you understand. Like dogs.
1831
01:47:58.541 --> 01:48:00.125
- Mehwish.
- Yes?
1832
01:48:01.458 --> 01:48:02.916
- Google now.
- Google?
1833
01:48:03.000 --> 01:48:04.458
- How to drive a tank?
- Tank?
1834
01:48:04.583 --> 01:48:05.666
The one that fires explosives.
1835
01:48:11.541 --> 01:48:12.500
Copy, sir.
1836
01:48:13.500 --> 01:48:14.541
Got the permission.
1837
01:48:33.791 --> 01:48:36.125
Mom, what did your
son get himself into?
1838
01:48:36.541 --> 01:48:38.166
Why did I have to tell
them that I drive tanks?
1839
01:48:38.333 --> 01:48:39.833
I should have told
them that I make rotis.
1840
01:48:41.125 --> 01:48:42.208
Mom...
1841
01:48:44.208 --> 01:48:48.916
Finally, we will separate
the truth from the lies.
1842
01:48:49.000 --> 01:48:54.000
I'll grab that goat boy, Raja,
and slap him tight.
1843
01:48:54.583 --> 01:48:57.750
How can you let those
dancers fool you?
1844
01:48:58.375 --> 01:48:59.708
Look where you are going...
1845
01:48:59.875 --> 01:49:01.250
Look at that.
1846
01:49:02.375 --> 01:49:06.125
We are trying to save
a family's reputation, snake.
1847
01:49:06.500 --> 01:49:08.750
Go over there and do your business.
1848
01:49:08.833 --> 01:49:09.916
Go, get well soon.
1849
01:49:10.041 --> 01:49:12.000
- It was a snake, brother.
- Snake?
1850
01:49:12.083 --> 01:49:14.500
- Yes.
- Oh, my God!
1851
01:49:19.750 --> 01:49:20.875
Connect. Connect.
1852
01:49:22.708 --> 01:49:23.750
No network.
1853
01:49:25.375 --> 01:49:26.500
In the army...
1854
01:49:28.000 --> 01:49:29.125
What is this, man?
1855
01:49:40.041 --> 01:49:42.333
The soldier managed to start it up.
1856
01:49:43.083 --> 01:49:44.625
- Colonel.
- Out of the way.
1857
01:49:44.833 --> 01:49:45.791
Is it armed?
1858
01:49:45.875 --> 01:49:47.333
Of course, it's armed, brother.
1859
01:49:47.416 --> 01:49:49.041
- Out of the way.
- Don't...
1860
01:49:49.833 --> 01:49:52.291
- Brother, we've invited our own death.
- Save my palace.
1861
01:49:52.833 --> 01:49:54.416
Stop. Stop
1862
01:49:54.500 --> 01:49:56.750
Come on, boys. This way.
1863
01:49:58.291 --> 01:49:59.250
Out of the way.
1864
01:49:59.791 --> 01:50:01.958
- Brother, what are you doing?
- Go stop him, man.
1865
01:50:02.041 --> 01:50:03.250
Jassi.
1866
01:50:03.416 --> 01:50:05.833
- Where are you going?
- Jassi, stop.
1867
01:50:05.916 --> 01:50:07.500
- Stop.
- Jassi, stop.
1868
01:50:07.666 --> 01:50:09.416
- Stop.
- Jassi, stop.
1869
01:50:09.500 --> 01:50:11.541
Out of the way.
1870
01:50:13.000 --> 01:50:14.000
Stop.
1871
01:50:20.000 --> 01:50:22.541
- I accept you are a real soldier.
- Stop.
1872
01:50:22.625 --> 01:50:23.708
Out of the way.
1873
01:50:24.333 --> 01:50:27.041
Stop. Stop. Stop.
1874
01:50:38.541 --> 01:50:42.541
Eena Meena Maina Mo
Catch a tiger by its toes
1875
01:50:42.625 --> 01:50:46.166
If he hollers, let him go
1876
01:50:46.291 --> 01:50:47.708
We are here now.
1877
01:50:48.208 --> 01:50:49.583
Now there's going to be...
1878
01:50:50.500 --> 01:50:51.375
Bang!
1879
01:51:06.583 --> 01:51:08.375
- Oh, my God!
- Bantu?
1880
01:51:08.666 --> 01:51:10.000
- What's happening?
- Hey!
1881
01:51:10.416 --> 01:51:11.625
Before he fires again,
1882
01:51:11.708 --> 01:51:13.291
- make a run for it.
- Yes!
1883
01:51:13.500 --> 01:51:14.875
What is happening here?
1884
01:51:15.041 --> 01:51:15.958
What...
1885
01:51:17.458 --> 01:51:19.708
- Who is firing that thing?
- Hey, Bantu!
1886
01:51:20.125 --> 01:51:22.041
I won't let you go.
1887
01:51:22.250 --> 01:51:23.333
Stop.
1888
01:51:23.541 --> 01:51:26.041
This Sardar is firing at us from a tank.
1889
01:51:26.125 --> 01:51:27.291
Stop, you fools.
1890
01:51:27.375 --> 01:51:28.708
He isn't ready to listen.
1891
01:51:28.791 --> 01:51:30.583
- He's a madman.
- I agree, brother!
1892
01:51:47.791 --> 01:51:48.916
Any more tests left to do?
1893
01:51:50.125 --> 01:51:52.291
I am the bride's father
under a lot of burden.
1894
01:51:53.333 --> 01:51:55.791
If anyone else had
made fun of soldiers,
1895
01:51:56.500 --> 01:51:59.750
swear on God, I would
have chopped off his head.
1896
01:51:59.875 --> 01:52:00.791
His head.
1897
01:52:01.000 --> 01:52:03.291
Brother, is Gadar also inspired by him?
1898
01:52:05.333 --> 01:52:06.958
Real soldier, fake soldier.
1899
01:52:07.083 --> 01:52:08.375
He's a one-man army.
1900
01:52:09.250 --> 01:52:11.291
Can't you see he's
the incarnation of Rambo?
1901
01:52:11.458 --> 01:52:12.333
Sorry, brother.
1902
01:52:12.416 --> 01:52:14.583
Colonel sir, you were simply amazing.
1903
01:52:15.083 --> 01:52:16.375
If more like you
were available in shops,
1904
01:52:16.458 --> 01:52:19.416
I would have exchanged
my three sons for you.
1905
01:52:19.791 --> 01:52:21.750
No one's going to buy them.
1906
01:52:21.833 --> 01:52:26.375
Brother, why didn't you show up?
They beat me to a pulp.
1907
01:52:28.083 --> 01:52:29.541
You think he's not a soldier?
1908
01:52:29.833 --> 01:52:31.000
He can drive a tank.
1909
01:52:40.250 --> 01:52:41.166
Yes?
1910
01:52:42.083 --> 01:52:43.833
I am Dimple. Jassi's wife.
1911
01:52:44.291 --> 01:52:46.166
- Greetings.
- Greetings.
1912
01:52:46.458 --> 01:52:47.333
Where is Jassi?
1913
01:52:53.541 --> 01:52:58.166
Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
1914
01:52:58.250 --> 01:53:02.708
Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
1915
01:53:02.791 --> 01:53:05.000
These eyes...
1916
01:53:05.083 --> 01:53:07.291
- Leave me speechless
- They're killing me
1917
01:53:07.375 --> 01:53:09.750
Your eyes are so stunning...
1918
01:53:09.916 --> 01:53:11.916
Everyone wants to see them
1919
01:53:12.000 --> 01:53:14.375
Why do you hide them?
1920
01:53:14.458 --> 01:53:16.500
Why do you hide them?
1921
01:53:16.583 --> 01:53:21.250
Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
1922
01:53:21.416 --> 01:53:26.791
Don't wear sunglasses
You look pretty anyway
1923
01:53:29.083 --> 01:53:31.750
Let's begin with the rituals.
1924
01:53:31.916 --> 01:53:34.291
Mom and the new mom.
1925
01:53:36.250 --> 01:53:37.416
Hello.
1926
01:53:37.541 --> 01:53:38.541
Congratulations.
1927
01:53:38.625 --> 01:53:39.875
Thank you.
1928
01:53:40.166 --> 01:53:41.166
Amazing.
1929
01:53:41.666 --> 01:53:44.500
Thank you.
Thank you. And this is for you.
1930
01:53:44.708 --> 01:53:46.375
This wasn't necessary.
1931
01:53:47.291 --> 01:53:49.666
Congratulations.
1932
01:53:52.208 --> 01:53:53.250
Curse that bloody clown.
1933
01:53:53.625 --> 01:53:54.625
I am sorry.
1934
01:53:55.791 --> 01:53:59.041
- It's a great day. Great day.
- Yes, great day. Yes. Of course.
1935
01:53:59.125 --> 01:54:00.500
- Congratulations. Gul!
- Raja!
1936
01:54:00.625 --> 01:54:03.458
- Look.
- Now the aunties from both sides.
1937
01:54:03.625 --> 01:54:04.583
Come up.
1938
01:54:04.708 --> 01:54:07.208
I'd dance at his sister's funeral.
1939
01:54:07.583 --> 01:54:08.833
Where did he come from?
1940
01:54:09.583 --> 01:54:10.625
Who?
1941
01:54:11.791 --> 01:54:13.458
Saba's real father. Danish.
1942
01:54:13.541 --> 01:54:15.291
If the real one's here, can I leave?
1943
01:54:15.375 --> 01:54:16.750
- Hey...
- Wait.
1944
01:54:20.000 --> 01:54:21.708
You wait. I'll take Gul.
1945
01:54:21.791 --> 01:54:22.833
- Be right back.
- Let's go, Gul.
1946
01:54:23.083 --> 01:54:25.833
Now for the uncle from both sides.
1947
01:54:26.541 --> 01:54:28.791
Better ask him if he needs anything.
1948
01:54:29.375 --> 01:54:31.458
He's a very important guest. Yes.
1949
01:54:31.708 --> 01:54:33.541
It's your daughter's wedding today.
1950
01:54:34.583 --> 01:54:35.458
Saba?
1951
01:54:37.208 --> 01:54:40.416
I see. You tricked
some really rich people.
1952
01:54:40.583 --> 01:54:42.125
Yes, they are big people.
1953
01:54:42.333 --> 01:54:45.000
They think I am a housewife.
1954
01:54:45.333 --> 01:54:48.000
Long story short.
How does it matter to you?
1955
01:54:48.541 --> 01:54:50.625
You left us anyway.
1956
01:54:51.375 --> 01:54:53.333
So, please let things
continue the way they are.
1957
01:54:53.625 --> 01:54:54.708
Saba will settle down.
1958
01:54:54.791 --> 01:54:56.958
Now for the fathers from both sides.
1959
01:54:57.500 --> 01:54:59.416
- Fathers. Come on.
- Go on, Fathers!
1960
01:55:01.458 --> 01:55:02.625
Who is that guy?
1961
01:55:03.208 --> 01:55:04.416
And why is he performing the ritual?
1962
01:55:04.500 --> 01:55:05.666
Wonderful.
1963
01:55:06.250 --> 01:55:11.000
He is our neighbor. Our new tenant.
1964
01:55:11.166 --> 01:55:14.458
Since there is no man in the house,
1965
01:55:14.708 --> 01:55:16.041
we made him perform the rituals.
1966
01:55:16.916 --> 01:55:19.458
- What neighbor? What is his name?
- Hold on.
1967
01:55:19.708 --> 01:55:23.041
Listen, Mr. Danish.
You are having fun with the Russian.
1968
01:55:23.416 --> 01:55:24.708
Go ahead. Have fun. Enjoy.
1969
01:55:24.833 --> 01:55:25.875
We don't care.
1970
01:55:26.583 --> 01:55:27.666
But spare us.
1971
01:55:28.000 --> 01:55:28.916
Leave.
1972
01:55:29.000 --> 01:55:32.791
We don't want any trouble here.
Leave. Please. Go.
1973
01:55:37.541 --> 01:55:39.250
Congratulations. Congrats.
1974
01:55:54.625 --> 01:55:58.583
Since when did damn neighbors
start performing the rituals?
1975
01:55:59.416 --> 01:56:00.666
Saba. Take this.
1976
01:56:12.041 --> 01:56:13.083
Stop!
1977
01:56:15.041 --> 01:56:17.375
How is this wedding
possible without me?
1978
01:56:19.583 --> 01:56:22.083
That's my blanket,
which this neighbor snatched.
1979
01:56:22.333 --> 01:56:24.083
Such respect for tenants?
1980
01:56:24.916 --> 01:56:26.458
And no respect for me?
1981
01:56:28.875 --> 01:56:34.666
No Punjabi wedding is complete without
a few drunkards raising commotion.
1982
01:56:34.875 --> 01:56:36.125
This is a good omen.
1983
01:56:36.208 --> 01:56:38.291
Come, photographer.
Come over here.
1984
01:56:38.791 --> 01:56:41.375
Keep his glass filled.
Don't let it get empty.
1985
01:56:41.750 --> 01:56:43.916
- Come on. Photo.
- Yes, photo.
1986
01:56:44.791 --> 01:56:45.958
Get closer, everyone.
1987
01:56:47.000 --> 01:56:48.083
What happened?
1988
01:56:48.541 --> 01:56:49.875
Is there anything
lacking in our service?
1989
01:56:49.958 --> 01:56:52.833
Yes, there is.
That's my blanket.
1990
01:56:54.541 --> 01:56:55.833
That's the auspicious blanket.
1991
01:56:56.000 --> 01:56:58.625
The couple will distribute
blankets for beggars later.
1992
01:56:58.708 --> 01:57:01.500
Beggar? Do I look
like a beggar to you?
1993
01:57:02.000 --> 01:57:03.958
You don't know who I am.
1994
01:57:04.250 --> 01:57:05.875
Go ask my madam?
1995
01:57:05.958 --> 01:57:06.833
Which madam?
1996
01:57:06.916 --> 01:57:09.375
The groom's mother is my madam.
1997
01:57:11.083 --> 01:57:12.708
- Yours?
- Then, is she yours?
1998
01:57:13.750 --> 01:57:14.666
Don't move.
1999
01:57:15.416 --> 01:57:17.250
Enjoy, everyone. Enjoy.
2000
01:57:17.333 --> 01:57:18.750
- Come on, brother.
- Everything is alright.
2001
01:57:21.166 --> 01:57:22.791
Say cheese. Say cheese.
2002
01:57:23.000 --> 01:57:25.666
Brother, he's saying she is his madam.
2003
01:57:26.375 --> 01:57:27.250
Who?
2004
01:57:27.583 --> 01:57:28.750
The bride's mother.
2005
01:57:35.208 --> 01:57:38.500
Brother, now that you know...
2006
01:57:40.083 --> 01:57:41.291
I had an affair with him.
2007
01:57:43.000 --> 01:57:44.833
It was a long-distance relationship.
2008
01:57:45.125 --> 01:57:47.166
Jassi was in India, and I was here.
2009
01:57:47.916 --> 01:57:49.458
Forgive me, brother.
2010
01:57:49.958 --> 01:57:51.541
Don't tell Jassi.
2011
01:57:52.500 --> 01:57:54.416
Danish is drunk.
2012
01:57:54.625 --> 01:57:56.750
Please tell Titu
to get him out of here.
2013
01:57:56.833 --> 01:57:57.833
This is wrong.
2014
01:57:58.666 --> 01:58:00.416
One makes mistakes at a young age.
2015
01:58:00.500 --> 01:58:01.458
I didn't.
2016
01:58:01.625 --> 01:58:03.333
You haven't even reached youth yet.
2017
01:58:03.666 --> 01:58:05.500
Your father is still living his youth.
2018
01:58:07.458 --> 01:58:09.750
You'll become young when he grows old.
2019
01:58:11.250 --> 01:58:12.625
- Titu.
- Yes, brother?
2020
01:58:13.083 --> 01:58:14.458
Get him out of here.
2021
01:58:14.875 --> 01:58:15.875
Yes, brother.
2022
01:58:17.125 --> 01:58:18.166
Thank you.
2023
01:58:19.708 --> 01:58:21.041
This is very humiliating, brother.
2024
01:58:21.125 --> 01:58:22.000
Sit.
2025
01:58:22.083 --> 01:58:23.125
You don't understand.
2026
01:58:24.375 --> 01:58:26.333
- This is a major issue.
- Sit.
2027
01:58:26.708 --> 01:58:27.583
Get up.
2028
01:58:28.458 --> 01:58:29.625
He's telling me to sit,
2029
01:58:29.708 --> 01:58:30.875
- you're telling me to get up.
- Get up!
2030
01:58:32.083 --> 01:58:33.208
Don't make a sound now.
2031
01:58:33.750 --> 01:58:36.083
Or else we'll beat you to a pulp.
2032
01:58:36.166 --> 01:58:38.375
That's my blanket, big man.
2033
01:58:38.958 --> 01:58:42.125
- Sardar ji, she is my madam.
- Pin drop silence.
2034
01:58:42.375 --> 01:58:43.541
Where are we going, Sardar?
2035
01:58:43.750 --> 01:58:45.750
- Congratulations to you.
- Thank you. Come.
2036
01:58:46.208 --> 01:58:47.666
Poor Sardar is so naive.
2037
01:58:53.208 --> 01:58:54.083
Got you.
2038
01:58:56.333 --> 01:58:57.291
Hi.
2039
01:59:00.833 --> 01:59:03.666
I have realized my mistake.
Please forgive me.
2040
01:59:06.333 --> 01:59:08.916
Why did you come here?
Let's talk later. Now leave.
2041
01:59:09.000 --> 01:59:11.250
No, no.
I won't leave until you forgive me.
2042
01:59:12.916 --> 01:59:14.208
I know I don't deserve to be forgiven.
2043
01:59:14.375 --> 01:59:16.500
But you can punish me.
Please punish me.
2044
01:59:16.666 --> 01:59:18.083
But you have a boyfriend.
2045
01:59:18.333 --> 01:59:20.541
He was more interested
in your property than in me.
2046
01:59:22.291 --> 01:59:24.833
When he realized you won't
part with it so easily, he ran away.
2047
01:59:24.958 --> 01:59:25.958
Please, forgive me.
2048
01:59:26.125 --> 01:59:28.291
- Please. Please. Please.
- Okay, I forgive you.
2049
01:59:28.708 --> 01:59:30.083
- Now go.
- No, I...
2050
01:59:32.208 --> 01:59:33.833
Where are you going, brother?
2051
01:59:36.500 --> 01:59:38.833
Don't look sad. I was looking for you.
2052
01:59:39.000 --> 01:59:39.875
Hold this.
2053
01:59:40.625 --> 01:59:45.041
Look, brother.
These days, boys and girls are equal.
2054
01:59:45.250 --> 01:59:48.583
Like I am the boy's father
and you are the girl's--
2055
01:59:50.958 --> 01:59:53.541
He... is the groom's father.
2056
01:59:53.625 --> 01:59:54.833
- I see.
- Wish him.
2057
01:59:55.375 --> 01:59:57.416
- Congratulations to you.
- Thank you very much.
2058
01:59:58.000 --> 01:59:59.000
Who is this madam?
2059
01:59:59.333 --> 02:00:00.333
I am his wife.
2060
02:00:06.041 --> 02:00:06.916
Wife?
2061
02:00:10.916 --> 02:00:11.833
Please, brother.
2062
02:00:12.666 --> 02:00:13.541
Help me.
2063
02:00:13.833 --> 02:00:16.458
Long-distance relationship.
I was in India, and she was here.
2064
02:00:16.916 --> 02:00:17.875
I made a mistake.
2065
02:00:18.833 --> 02:00:19.875
Now she's here.
2066
02:00:20.291 --> 02:00:21.833
If anyone finds out,
it can mean trouble.
2067
02:00:22.083 --> 02:00:23.416
The wedding will get canceled.
2068
02:00:24.083 --> 02:00:25.083
I request you, brother.
2069
02:00:26.916 --> 02:00:28.333
This is wrong, brother.
2070
02:00:28.750 --> 02:00:29.625
Second marriage?
2071
02:00:36.250 --> 02:00:37.125
Brother...
2072
02:00:38.333 --> 02:00:39.916
there's going to be
a fourth one in your family.
2073
02:00:40.708 --> 02:00:42.458
And you think my second is wrong?
2074
02:00:44.875 --> 02:00:45.916
Tony.
2075
02:00:46.750 --> 02:00:48.375
Get Father out of there.
2076
02:00:48.708 --> 02:00:50.666
He seems determined to set
a new example.
2077
02:00:52.000 --> 02:00:53.458
And that madam too.
2078
02:00:54.750 --> 02:00:57.041
If a snake bites another snake,
who gets poisoned?
2079
02:00:57.583 --> 02:00:59.000
They are both the same.
2080
02:00:59.583 --> 02:01:00.541
I'll get it done, brother.
2081
02:01:01.458 --> 02:01:03.125
Come with me, sister.
2082
02:01:04.000 --> 02:01:07.750
Madam, Jassi sent me.
He told me everything.
2083
02:01:08.000 --> 02:01:09.666
I will solve your problem.
2084
02:01:09.750 --> 02:01:10.833
Come on.
2085
02:01:16.458 --> 02:01:18.583
Let me go outside, Sardar ji.
You don't understand my problem.
2086
02:01:18.666 --> 02:01:19.541
Sit down!
2087
02:01:19.708 --> 02:01:21.708
No need to cause
trouble at the wedding.
2088
02:01:21.791 --> 02:01:25.541
Doesn't a father have the right
to attend his daughter's wedding?
2089
02:01:25.833 --> 02:01:27.583
It's my daughter's wedding.
2090
02:01:27.916 --> 02:01:30.083
- Is she your daughter?
- Then, is she yours?
2091
02:01:30.583 --> 02:01:32.375
God, she's getting married.
2092
02:01:32.708 --> 02:01:33.916
- Brother.
- Yes?
2093
02:01:34.625 --> 02:01:35.500
What happened?
2094
02:01:35.958 --> 02:01:37.916
He says even the daughter is his.
2095
02:01:43.666 --> 02:01:45.916
That poor soldier loves
her more than his life.
2096
02:01:48.333 --> 02:01:50.416
- What is going on?
- I don't know.
2097
02:01:50.500 --> 02:01:51.833
- Some more.
- Yes, yes.
2098
02:01:51.916 --> 02:01:52.791
- Sister?
- Very good.
2099
02:01:52.916 --> 02:01:54.041
- Yes?
- No.
2100
02:01:54.500 --> 02:01:56.750
- Can you honestly tell me
- Yes...
2101
02:01:56.833 --> 02:01:57.833
whose daughter she is?
2102
02:01:59.333 --> 02:02:01.166
- Mine.
- I mean, who is her father?
2103
02:02:02.041 --> 02:02:03.041
Colonel sir.
2104
02:02:03.500 --> 02:02:05.750
Then why does your lover
insist that she is his daughter?
2105
02:02:07.000 --> 02:02:08.041
Tell me.
2106
02:02:08.208 --> 02:02:11.000
Remember that month you met them both.
2107
02:02:11.833 --> 02:02:14.625
Yes... even we were confused.
2108
02:02:15.083 --> 02:02:16.708
- Yes.
- Yes.
2109
02:02:16.791 --> 02:02:19.458
Yes, yes, even we were confused.
2110
02:02:20.000 --> 02:02:20.958
By the way, brother.
2111
02:02:21.125 --> 02:02:22.500
Your son is happy.
2112
02:02:22.583 --> 02:02:26.000
And what matters is that for the
society, she is the colonel's daughter.
2113
02:02:26.250 --> 02:02:27.625
No one knows this secret.
2114
02:02:27.708 --> 02:02:30.500
- I do.
- You're unbelievable, brother.
2115
02:02:30.583 --> 02:02:32.750
If she doesn't know,
how would you know?
2116
02:02:34.833 --> 02:02:35.708
Raja ji.
2117
02:02:36.708 --> 02:02:40.416
Imagine your beautiful
suit is made by Manish Malhotra.
2118
02:02:41.166 --> 02:02:43.208
The mark and brand
are Manish Malhotra.
2119
02:02:43.916 --> 02:02:49.875
But these stitches and small details
are the handiwork of the craftsman.
2120
02:02:50.375 --> 02:02:51.750
Not Manish Malhotra's.
2121
02:02:52.666 --> 02:02:53.958
Does that make any difference to you?
2122
02:02:57.083 --> 02:02:58.083
Doesn't make any difference to me.
2123
02:02:58.166 --> 02:02:59.958
- That's it.
- That's it.
2124
02:03:00.041 --> 02:03:03.625
You're trotting around,
and people are praising it.
2125
02:03:04.000 --> 02:03:06.041
That's all. Brand.
2126
02:03:06.208 --> 02:03:10.125
And this girl's brand
is her father, the colonel.
2127
02:03:13.125 --> 02:03:14.000
Doesn't matter.
2128
02:03:14.083 --> 02:03:15.375
- Titu.
- Yes, brother?
2129
02:03:15.541 --> 02:03:18.041
Bring Manish Malhotra
and the craftsman.
2130
02:03:18.291 --> 02:03:19.750
Let's get both their blessings.
2131
02:03:20.125 --> 02:03:23.458
We don't know who stitched the suit.
2132
02:03:24.000 --> 02:03:24.958
Very good.
2133
02:03:25.166 --> 02:03:26.333
We'll finish our meal first.
2134
02:03:27.250 --> 02:03:29.750
Curse that Gogi boy.
2135
02:03:30.333 --> 02:03:32.000
I wonder where he found her.
2136
02:03:34.958 --> 02:03:38.416
My child. My child. My child.
2137
02:03:38.500 --> 02:03:41.208
Come on, guys.
Let's shout slogans at this moment of joy.
2138
02:03:41.500 --> 02:03:43.375
- Long live...
- India!
2139
02:03:43.458 --> 02:03:45.250
- Long live...
- India!
2140
02:03:45.375 --> 02:03:47.375
- Long live...
- India!
2141
02:03:49.166 --> 02:03:50.083
Brother.
2142
02:03:51.041 --> 02:03:51.916
What happened?
2143
02:03:52.375 --> 02:03:54.208
Whenever we are happy,
2144
02:03:54.375 --> 02:03:56.250
we proudly remember our nation.
2145
02:03:56.416 --> 02:03:57.291
Come on, say it.
2146
02:03:57.708 --> 02:03:59.291
- Long live...
- India!
2147
02:03:59.375 --> 02:04:01.250
- Long live...
- India!
2148
02:04:01.333 --> 02:04:03.916
India might be a great nation.
2149
02:04:04.000 --> 02:04:09.083
But my Pakistan was great, is great,
2150
02:04:09.250 --> 02:04:11.083
and will forever remain great!
2151
02:04:11.291 --> 02:04:13.875
Say with me...
Long live... Pakistan!
2152
02:04:14.000 --> 02:04:16.083
Long live... Pakistan!
2153
02:04:17.458 --> 02:04:19.583
Wannabe Sunny Deol.
2154
02:04:19.666 --> 02:04:21.250
You...
2155
02:04:21.416 --> 02:04:22.666
What is this, sister?
2156
02:04:23.208 --> 02:04:25.708
How could you have
an affair with a Pakistani?
2157
02:04:26.083 --> 02:04:28.666
Then even the daughter
could be Pakistani.
2158
02:04:28.833 --> 02:04:32.000
Just her? All of them are Pakistanis.
2159
02:04:34.916 --> 02:04:37.625
How could she let
my daughter marry a Sardar?
2160
02:04:37.958 --> 02:04:40.625
Had you been poor,
I would have chopped off your heads.
2161
02:04:40.750 --> 02:04:42.833
But the rich don't have any religion.
2162
02:04:42.958 --> 02:04:44.583
My child.
2163
02:04:44.666 --> 02:04:46.666
- You...
- Let go!
2164
02:04:46.791 --> 02:04:49.666
- Beat the rascal!
- Hey, let go of him!
2165
02:04:49.750 --> 02:04:51.416
You got us stuck among Pakistanis.
2166
02:04:51.500 --> 02:04:52.833
Next time, he will tell you, brother.
2167
02:04:52.958 --> 02:04:53.958
Why are you hitting him?
2168
02:04:54.958 --> 02:04:56.166
Your patriotism is fake.
2169
02:04:56.750 --> 02:04:57.625
It's fake.
2170
02:04:57.708 --> 02:04:59.958
Shouting slogans proves nothing, Raja ji.
2171
02:05:00.500 --> 02:05:02.000
Do you want to see real patriotism?
2172
02:05:02.708 --> 02:05:03.666
Colonel.
2173
02:05:04.333 --> 02:05:06.458
Him. He is a true patriot.
2174
02:05:07.333 --> 02:05:09.958
He came as an undercover
agent from India to Pakistan.
2175
02:05:10.708 --> 02:05:11.750
Mission was impossible.
2176
02:05:12.041 --> 02:05:13.041
But he had to fulfill it.
2177
02:05:13.958 --> 02:05:16.750
And for the sake of the mission,
he married this girl.
2178
02:05:17.166 --> 02:05:19.000
- He had to.
- Thank you.
2179
02:05:19.125 --> 02:05:21.583
On one side was a soldier
who had to complete his mission.
2180
02:05:21.875 --> 02:05:24.458
And on the other was a Sardar,
who couldn't abandon his feelings.
2181
02:05:25.041 --> 02:05:26.125
What choice did he have?
2182
02:05:26.750 --> 02:05:31.708
This man has made so many
sacrifices for his nation...
2183
02:05:34.000 --> 02:05:36.500
And you can't make a small sacrifice?
2184
02:05:40.250 --> 02:05:41.333
Let it go.
2185
02:05:41.541 --> 02:05:42.875
Hello. Hello.
2186
02:05:43.291 --> 02:05:44.333
One, two, mic testing.
2187
02:05:46.958 --> 02:05:47.958
Good evening.
2188
02:05:48.791 --> 02:05:50.041
You, Jassi...
2189
02:05:51.583 --> 02:05:52.791
is not some colonel.
2190
02:05:56.125 --> 02:05:59.291
He's a Jatt who rears chickens
and works in the fields.
2191
02:06:01.916 --> 02:06:02.833
Who is she?
2192
02:06:04.583 --> 02:06:05.583
Dimple.
2193
02:06:06.125 --> 02:06:07.375
Did you have to invite her?
2194
02:06:08.125 --> 02:06:09.458
I didn't send her an invitation.
2195
02:06:10.083 --> 02:06:11.166
I don't know how she got here.
2196
02:06:11.500 --> 02:06:13.500
In reality,
the bride is his illegitimate child.
2197
02:06:14.208 --> 02:06:16.041
And the bride's mother
is his mistress.
2198
02:06:17.333 --> 02:06:19.000
And all he does
is unnecessarily argue with me.
2199
02:06:19.166 --> 02:06:20.041
Oh, God!
2200
02:06:20.166 --> 02:06:22.291
But sister, why did you two fight?
2201
02:06:22.916 --> 02:06:24.416
We had a misunderstanding.
2202
02:06:24.500 --> 02:06:25.916
What misunderstanding?
2203
02:06:28.000 --> 02:06:30.625
I... got involved with someone else.
2204
02:06:30.708 --> 02:06:34.208
People make mistakes
when they are young, right?
2205
02:06:34.541 --> 02:06:36.000
Don't ask them.
2206
02:06:36.916 --> 02:06:38.708
It's a sin to provoke them.
2207
02:06:38.833 --> 02:06:41.000
Who are you guys?
2208
02:06:41.541 --> 02:06:42.541
They--
2209
02:06:44.458 --> 02:06:45.416
Leave hand.
2210
02:06:46.583 --> 02:06:48.000
Now you also stop it, Father.
2211
02:06:48.458 --> 02:06:52.208
You gave us more moms
than people here had kids.
2212
02:06:53.583 --> 02:06:57.166
Titu-Tony, get their DNA checked.
2213
02:06:57.708 --> 02:06:59.875
We have to know what their breed is.
2214
02:07:00.250 --> 02:07:01.500
Loyalty is not in their blood.
2215
02:07:02.000 --> 02:07:03.666
It's rather a mobile
than a relationship.
2216
02:07:04.041 --> 02:07:06.208
Everyone has two SIM cards.
2217
02:07:06.875 --> 02:07:11.291
Only this... manly-looking
aunt looks honest to me.
2218
02:07:12.041 --> 02:07:13.083
Get the truth from her.
2219
02:07:13.250 --> 02:07:14.166
Manly?
2220
02:07:14.916 --> 02:07:16.125
She is a man.
2221
02:07:16.333 --> 02:07:18.333
She underwent surgery
to become a woman.
2222
02:07:23.166 --> 02:07:27.791
Titu-Tony, pick me up
and bash my head against the wall.
2223
02:07:29.916 --> 02:07:33.000
Brother, we are respected people.
2224
02:07:33.750 --> 02:07:35.708
Your character is a mystery.
2225
02:07:35.833 --> 02:07:37.208
Your lineage is a mystery!
2226
02:07:37.708 --> 02:07:39.875
And you think you're worthy of having
any relationship with the Sandhu family.
2227
02:07:40.125 --> 02:07:42.458
We don't even let people
like you near us.
2228
02:07:43.166 --> 02:07:44.583
This wedding is canceled!
2229
02:07:45.625 --> 02:07:46.875
Get out,
2230
02:07:47.375 --> 02:07:49.958
or I will shoot each one of you!
2231
02:07:54.666 --> 02:07:56.750
This wedding is canceled.
2232
02:08:00.583 --> 02:08:03.000
Who are you to decide?
2233
02:08:03.500 --> 02:08:05.458
My house, my decision.
2234
02:08:05.833 --> 02:08:07.666
Get lost, or you will die by my hands.
2235
02:08:07.750 --> 02:08:08.625
Run away.
2236
02:08:08.708 --> 02:08:09.833
It's your home,
2237
02:08:10.416 --> 02:08:11.583
but he is my son.
2238
02:08:17.750 --> 02:08:20.291
So, the decision will be mine.
This wedding is canceled.
2239
02:08:20.458 --> 02:08:22.750
It's an unsaid rule among gangsters.
2240
02:08:22.833 --> 02:08:24.333
"Your mother is my mother."
2241
02:08:24.500 --> 02:08:26.166
But your son can't be my son.
2242
02:08:26.250 --> 02:08:29.375
Exactly, I don't mind when
your mother is my mother.
2243
02:08:29.750 --> 02:08:31.916
But my son is only mine.
2244
02:08:32.458 --> 02:08:34.416
So, it will be my decision.
2245
02:08:34.875 --> 02:08:36.166
Ask the groom's mother.
2246
02:08:37.458 --> 02:08:39.041
Don't get me wrong, Premlata.
2247
02:08:43.541 --> 02:08:44.416
He's getting my son
married to a dancer.
2248
02:08:44.500 --> 02:08:45.750
I tried to explain to him ten times.
2249
02:08:46.916 --> 02:08:48.416
But Sardar ji did not listen.
2250
02:08:53.916 --> 02:08:55.000
What nonsense is he talking about?
2251
02:08:56.791 --> 02:08:58.083
What nonsense is he talking about?
2252
02:08:58.291 --> 02:08:59.958
Before our marriage...
2253
02:09:00.041 --> 02:09:01.750
This happened before our marriage.
2254
02:09:01.916 --> 02:09:04.958
Before the marriage.
This happened before our marriage.
2255
02:09:06.083 --> 02:09:07.041
This milkman?
2256
02:09:10.500 --> 02:09:12.916
I knew he would grow.
2257
02:09:16.291 --> 02:09:17.583
Why did you marry me?
2258
02:09:17.708 --> 02:09:18.875
Family pressure.
2259
02:09:20.416 --> 02:09:22.708
And I knew you would also grow.
2260
02:09:24.750 --> 02:09:27.750
Listen, guys. Does anyone
here want to grow? Progress.
2261
02:09:28.041 --> 02:09:30.541
Come. Give us a chance
to be of service, right?
2262
02:09:30.625 --> 02:09:32.708
No, no, how can you say this?
2263
02:09:33.250 --> 02:09:34.916
Look, that was my past.
2264
02:09:35.958 --> 02:09:37.916
Gogi was born in the seventh month,
2265
02:09:38.000 --> 02:09:40.750
but actually, he was nine months old.
2266
02:09:43.083 --> 02:09:45.958
Don't punish my son for my mistakes.
2267
02:09:46.958 --> 02:09:48.125
Forgive me.
2268
02:09:49.000 --> 02:09:52.750
Look... try to understand.
2269
02:09:53.250 --> 02:09:54.916
It was a mistake.
2270
02:09:55.000 --> 02:09:56.958
Rascal, I will kill you.
2271
02:09:59.375 --> 02:10:00.333
Kill me.
2272
02:10:00.833 --> 02:10:01.958
Go ahead and kill me.
2273
02:10:02.416 --> 02:10:03.625
But I will say one thing.
2274
02:10:04.750 --> 02:10:08.000
I never laid eyes
on your family to date.
2275
02:10:10.791 --> 02:10:14.000
I disrespected Premlata
only for the sake of my child.
2276
02:10:14.500 --> 02:10:16.416
Before I die, I would like to add.
2277
02:10:17.583 --> 02:10:19.291
Pammi always belonged to you,
2278
02:10:20.125 --> 02:10:23.041
still does, and always will.
2279
02:10:27.750 --> 02:10:29.291
Don't destroy your family.
2280
02:10:40.541 --> 02:10:42.000
For me, only you are my father.
2281
02:10:44.583 --> 02:10:45.666
I want to be with you.
2282
02:10:47.375 --> 02:10:48.916
I will do whatever you say.
2283
02:10:50.541 --> 02:10:52.166
I will marry her if you want me to.
2284
02:10:52.458 --> 02:10:53.833
And won't marry her
if you don't want me to.
2285
02:10:57.333 --> 02:10:58.875
Just don't leave me, Father.
2286
02:11:01.125 --> 02:11:03.166
Even I am not leaving you.
2287
02:11:05.333 --> 02:11:07.125
I came to this house as your bride.
2288
02:11:07.916 --> 02:11:09.833
And my last breath will also be here.
2289
02:11:11.666 --> 02:11:15.208
I did not split myself
with anyone, Raja ji.
2290
02:11:16.041 --> 02:11:18.375
I am completely yours.
2291
02:11:18.916 --> 02:11:20.375
Forgive me.
2292
02:11:20.875 --> 02:11:22.000
Sorry, Father.
2293
02:11:22.250 --> 02:11:23.166
Brother,
2294
02:11:24.250 --> 02:11:25.333
don't destroy your family.
2295
02:11:26.958 --> 02:11:28.458
We've been through it. Ask us.
2296
02:11:31.333 --> 02:11:32.458
People are not bad,
2297
02:11:33.750 --> 02:11:35.041
only the situation is.
2298
02:11:36.208 --> 02:11:39.791
You are facing the same
situation as all of them.
2299
02:11:41.041 --> 02:11:42.458
Children love each other.
2300
02:11:44.208 --> 02:11:45.250
They will be happy.
2301
02:11:48.333 --> 02:11:49.333
Please, say yes.
2302
02:11:54.041 --> 02:11:54.958
Father...
2303
02:11:56.541 --> 02:11:58.916
For me, he is only my father,
2304
02:11:59.333 --> 02:12:00.666
and she is only my mother.
2305
02:12:02.666 --> 02:12:04.000
We are not wrong people.
2306
02:12:06.625 --> 02:12:08.416
All we do is perform at weddings.
2307
02:12:10.000 --> 02:12:11.000
But honestly...
2308
02:12:12.291 --> 02:12:14.166
we don't sell our honor.
2309
02:12:17.625 --> 02:12:19.166
- Forgive me...
- No, dear.
2310
02:12:22.375 --> 02:12:23.416
Don't cry.
2311
02:12:24.583 --> 02:12:26.291
Be quiet.
2312
02:12:32.125 --> 02:12:33.166
Bantu...
2313
02:12:36.625 --> 02:12:37.666
Bantu...
2314
02:12:40.083 --> 02:12:42.375
Don't you want to see
your son's wedding?
2315
02:12:55.125 --> 02:12:56.041
Brother...
2316
02:12:56.666 --> 02:12:57.791
Thank you, Father.
2317
02:12:59.083 --> 02:13:01.791
Titu-Tony, throw him out.
2318
02:13:02.333 --> 02:13:03.416
Get rid of the extra crowd.
2319
02:13:03.833 --> 02:13:04.791
Yes, brother.
2320
02:13:05.000 --> 02:13:07.166
Long live... Pakistan!
2321
02:13:07.500 --> 02:13:09.541
Long live... Pakistan!
2322
02:13:10.000 --> 02:13:11.958
Long live... Pakistan!
2323
02:13:12.458 --> 02:13:13.416
Pakistan...
2324
02:13:13.541 --> 02:13:15.791
- Long live...
- India!
2325
02:13:16.250 --> 02:13:19.125
Brother, now you decide...
2326
02:13:20.000 --> 02:13:21.375
who you want to be with.
2327
02:13:46.375 --> 02:13:51.583
We have often been deceived by destiny
2328
02:13:51.666 --> 02:13:56.708
Our guardians have left us devastated
2329
02:13:56.833 --> 02:14:01.916
I have been shattered just like a star
That breaks after reaching its peak
2330
02:14:02.083 --> 02:14:04.666
Tears flow from eyes consistently
2331
02:14:04.750 --> 02:14:07.250
But its water is bitter
2332
02:14:07.333 --> 02:14:10.166
But its water is bitter
2333
02:14:10.291 --> 02:14:15.041
The one who is in love
2334
02:14:15.125 --> 02:14:18.875
Can never be at peace
2335
02:14:18.958 --> 02:14:23.875
God, I have found no one who is mine
2336
02:14:23.958 --> 02:14:29.083
God, I have found no one who is mine
2337
02:14:29.208 --> 02:14:34.291
God, I have no complaints against you
2338
02:14:34.375 --> 02:14:40.083
God, I have found no one who is mine
2339
02:15:07.833 --> 02:15:09.208
Always talking about the rent.
2340
02:15:09.291 --> 02:15:12.166
She just lies on the sofa all day
with that sulky face.
2341
02:15:13.166 --> 02:15:14.166
She is back.
2342
02:15:16.333 --> 02:15:18.250
- Hey, baby.
- Hello.
2343
02:15:18.333 --> 02:15:19.500
- How are you?
- Hi.
2344
02:15:33.083 --> 02:15:36.541
Baby, why did you raise
the rent so much?
2345
02:15:38.416 --> 02:15:39.375
Who will pay?
2346
02:15:40.166 --> 02:15:41.541
Jassi was a generous man.
2347
02:15:42.208 --> 02:15:43.166
I mean...
2348
02:15:45.000 --> 02:15:46.541
you've doubled what you charged him.
2349
02:15:47.916 --> 02:15:50.083
- Reduce it slightly.
- Yes, reduce it.
2350
02:15:50.250 --> 02:15:51.166
Just a little.
2351
02:15:51.250 --> 02:15:52.416
Don't try to be clever.
2352
02:15:53.208 --> 02:15:54.291
I see your tricks.
2353
02:16:11.875 --> 02:16:13.916
See, the new tenant is already here.
2354
02:16:18.208 --> 02:16:19.208
Are you sure...
2355
02:16:20.875 --> 02:16:22.083
you don't want to wait for Jassi?
2356
02:16:24.208 --> 02:16:27.041
He left with that witch in his arms.
2357
02:16:28.333 --> 02:16:30.541
Guys like him deserve girls like her.
2358
02:16:30.791 --> 02:16:31.750
Correct.
2359
02:16:33.083 --> 02:16:35.583
They never understand
girls who care for them.
2360
02:16:37.125 --> 02:16:39.291
Anyway, to hell with him.
2361
02:16:39.791 --> 02:16:43.250
If anyone utters his name
in this house, they will face my wrath.
2362
02:16:44.208 --> 02:16:47.833
Okay, tell him that we're
flexible with the rent. Please.
2363
02:16:48.666 --> 02:16:50.625
- Slightly.
- I hope he's not a Sardar.
2364
02:16:50.958 --> 02:16:52.375
Otherwise, I'm going to kill him.
2365
02:16:53.041 --> 02:16:54.000
Are you mad?
2366
02:17:03.416 --> 02:17:04.375
What is it?
2367
02:17:13.000 --> 02:17:14.000
I don't want any drama.
2368
02:17:14.083 --> 02:17:15.791
Tell me honestly, why are you here?
2369
02:17:17.125 --> 02:17:18.375
I came to say thank you.
2370
02:17:24.250 --> 02:17:26.125
Go say thank you
to the one you left with.
2371
02:17:28.166 --> 02:17:29.250
I went to the hospital.
2372
02:17:31.083 --> 02:17:33.208
If there's an accident,
quickly take them to the hospital.
2373
02:17:33.958 --> 02:17:35.833
That's the mark of a responsible citizen.
2374
02:17:41.250 --> 02:17:42.625 line:5%
You put the apartment on rent again?
2375
02:17:43.791 --> 02:17:45.750 line:5%
Yes. Are you going to live alone?
2376
02:17:46.416 --> 02:17:47.583
You will be living with me, right?
2377
02:17:47.875 --> 02:17:48.791
What?
2378
02:17:49.541 --> 02:17:51.041
At least say thank you now.
2379
02:17:56.000 --> 02:17:56.916
Yes.
2380
02:17:58.916 --> 02:18:02.458 line:5%
Whenever he falls in love
He fears no one
2381
02:18:03.083 --> 02:18:06.791
He would face even death for love...
2382
02:18:06.875 --> 02:18:09.500
This silly, fearless fool
2383
02:18:17.583 --> 02:18:18.458
Hey!
2384
02:18:19.500 --> 02:18:20.541
Who blew up my car?
2385
02:18:21.333 --> 02:18:22.208
Rohit.
2386
02:18:23.125 --> 02:18:24.000
What's up?
2387
02:18:24.083 --> 02:18:24.958
What are you doing here?
2388
02:18:25.083 --> 02:18:26.458
Preparing for Golmaal 5.
2389
02:18:27.125 --> 02:18:28.041
I see.
2390
02:21:13.750 --> 02:21:17.375 line:5%
Brother, try laughing once in a while.