PREVIOUSLY ON "KUNG FU"...
OUR FAMILY'S LEGACY.
AS DESCENDANTS OF LIANG DAIYU,
WE ARE THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF HER SWORD.
I HAVE TRIED MY WHOLE LIFE TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT MY TRUE PATH IS,
AND YOU'VE KNOWN THIS ALL ALONG?
YOU LIED TO ME!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
SABINE: I'M COMING UP.
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID YOU NEEDED TIME, SABINE.
AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,
DON'T WE OWE IT TO EACH OTHER TO AT LEAST TRY AND MAKE THIS WORK?
YEAH. I'LL BE HERE.
THANK YOU. I'LL LEAVE NOW.
IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG AT THIS HOUR.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
HEY.
YOU MENTIONED YOU'D BE HERE,
AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO.
WOW.
YEAH. TURNS OUT MY MOM
WAS KEEPING THIS DESTINY FROM ME ALL THIS TIME.
SAYS IT WAS TO PROTECT ME.
CLASSIC "FOR MY OWN GOOD."
KIND OF EXPLAINS WHY SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN
THE WAY SHE IS.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT TO THE MONASTERY,
I THOUGHT I WAS FREE,
FINALLY FREE TO CHOOSE MY PATH.
BUT WHAT IF THAT WASN'T EVEN MY CHOICE?
WHAT IF FATE BROUGHT ME THERE?
IT'S MY DESTINY TO WIELD THE SWORD.
I WOUND UP RIGHT AT ITS DOORSTEP,
AND I HAD NO IDEA.
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS HOW DIFFERENT THINGS COULD'VE BEEN
IF I HAD KNOWN THE TRUTH,
IF SHE HADN'T LIED TO ME?
SHE PUSHED ME AWAY FROM YOU, TOO.
WHAT IF I HAD STAYED?
NICKY, SABINE'S COMING UP TO THE CABIN.
SHE'LL BE HERE SOON.
OH. GOOD.
GREAT. THAT'S GREAT.
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'RE DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW.
AND YOU KNOW I AM HERE FOR YOU.
OF COURSE. UM, THANK YOU, BUT I SHOULD GO.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE OK? DO YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO?
YEAH. YEAH, I'LL BE FINE.
JIN: YOU SHUT ME OUT.
IF I HAD KNOWN,
I COULD'VE BEEN A BETTER PARENT.
I COULD'VE UNDERSTOOD.
YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST.
I'M SORRY.
JIN...
[INHALES AND EXHALES AS CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
[GROANS]
RYAN, IT'S 5 A.M. IS EVERYTHING OK?
NOT REALLY. NICKY, DAD'S LEFT. HE'S GONE.
RYAN: BABA COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN FAR.
HE'LL BE OK.
NO. I'M GONNA TRY CALLING HIM AGAIN.
MAMA, HE HASN'T ANSWERED HIS PHONE IN HOURS.
I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA PICK UP NOW.
YOU CAME.
ANY WORD?
NO. HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE, BUT...
HE PACKED A BAG.
DID YOU TELL ALTHEA?
NOT YET. SHE'S GOT HER BACHELORETTE'S NIGHT. I FIGURED...
YEAH. GOOD. SHE'S GOT ENOUGH ON HER PLATE.
JUST--TRUST ME. SHE DESERVES ONE GOOD, FUN NIGHT.
SHE CAN WAIT TILL TOMORROW TO FIND OUT
MAMA NUKED HER MARRIAGE.
NICKY.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON
BETWEEN YOU TWO, BETWEEN YOU AND BABA?
MAMA'S BEEN LYING TO HIM, TO ALL OF US
FOR DECADES.
RYAN: ABOUT WHAT?
WE'LL TALK IN THE CAR.
LET'S GO.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHERE BABA WENT.
COME ON.
AHA!
WORE THESE TO A FUNERAL ONCE.
THEY'RE PERFECT!
OK, NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME, HONEY.
DO YOU HAVE A FEVER? SHOULD I CALL A DOCTOR?
THE SECOND I HEARD YOUR MOTHER
WAS PLANNING TO COME TO MY BACHELORETTE,
MY WHOLE WARDROBE PLAN HAD TO CHANGE.
OK, I'LL JUST TELL HER NOT TO COME.
NO WAY.
I'M ALREADY ON MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBATION
AFTER MY OUTBURST AT DINNER.
WELL, SHE'S ONLY TAGGING ALONG
TO KEEP AN EYE ON CHLOE.
RIGHT. YOUR SUPER COOL, PERFECT SISTER
WHO'S FLYING IN FROM HONG KONG FOR THIS.
ANOTHER REASON TO BE ANXIOUS.
NO. WE'RE NOT MAKING WAVES.
YOUR MOTHER IS COMING.
TIME TO REPENT AND ATONE.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
"ALTHEA'S AMAZING IDEAS," HUH?
ALTHEA: OH. JUST SOME OLD TECH PITCHES I HAD.
"NOSH NINJA"?
MEAL PLANNER APP BASED ON
WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE IN YOUR FRIDGE OR PANTRY.
IT WOULD'VE AGGREGATED RECIPES FROM THE WEB
USING FILTERS FOR FOOD ALLERGIES AND AVERSIONS.
UH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
YEAH. THE U.I. WAS GONNA BE PRETTY TIGHT, TOO.
WHATEVER. MARKET'S TOO CROWDED.
IT'S ALL ABOUT MEAL DELIVERIES NOW.
THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. OH! OK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
LIBRARIAN TURTLENECK OR PIONEER COLLAR?
RYAN: YOU SURE HE'LL BE THERE?
NICKY: IT'S THE BEST GUESS I HAVE.
SO BACK TO THE PART
WHERE WE'RE DESCENDED FROM A LINE OF ANCIENT WARRIORS.
YUP. WE'VE GOT LIANG DAIYU'S BLOOD
IN OUR VEINS,
THE TANG DYNASTY'S GREATEST WARRIOR.
DEFENDED HER VILLAGE FROM RAIDERS,
SAVED THE EMPRESS,
STARTED FEMALE SHAOLIN.
YOU KNOW, JUST AN AVERAGE GAL.
HA HA! YEAH. BUT YOU'RE IT,
THE...THE CHOSEN ONE.
I DON'T KNOW.
ACCORDING TO LEGEND, IT'S A ONE WOMAN EVERY GENERATION
KIND OF THING.
NO. NICKY, I MEAN, YOU ARE.
THE FIGHT ON THE ROOFTOP,
THE AIR YOU GOT!
YOU'VE DOWNPLAYED IT, BUT I KNEW IT WAS
MORE THAN JUST 3 YEARS OF TRAINING.
AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'VE DONE SINCE?
LIKE WHAT? GET MY ASS KICKED BY ZHILAN?
LOOK, I JUST...
I JUST WANT TO FIND BABA,
MAKE SURE HE'S OK.
DESTINY, BLOODLINES, THE SWORD, I--
I JUST CAN'T RIGHT NOW, OK?
OK.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HI, BABA.
SO YOU FOUND ME.
KENNY'S HIDEAWAY MOTEL?
I MEAN, YOU'RE PRETTY EASY TO FIND.
YOU ONLY BROUGHT US HERE EVERY SUMMER.
I'M NOT GOING HOME.
HAVE YOU TRIED CALLING MAMA?
AT LEAST LET HER KNOW YOU'RE OK?
WE CAN TELL HER.
WE'RE JUST HERE TO SEE YOU.
WE'RE NOT TRYING TO RUSH YOU OUT.
YOU NEED A WEEK, TAKE A WEEK.
YOU NEED A MONTH, TAKE A MONTH.
RYAN: NICKY! NICKY: WHAT?
ANYHOW, I THINK NICKY SHOULD GET GOING.
WE JUST GOT HERE.
SHE'S GOT ALTHEA'S BACHELORETTE TONIGHT.
JIN: OH, YEAH. WELL, THAT'S IMPORTANT.
WELL, GO. MAKE SURE SHE HAS A GOOD TIME. MM-HMM.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? DON'T YOU HAVE PATIENTS TO SEE?
I TOOK A SICK DAY.
I CAN TAKE A CAB BACK INTO THE CITY.
OK. YOU SURE YOU'RE OK, PAPA?
YEAH. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
OK.
EAT.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALTHEA SIGHS]
A PARTY BUS, NICKY? MRS. SOONG IS GONNA THINK
WE'RE TOTAL TRASH.
OK, LAST WEEK, YOU SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A PARTY BUS,
AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS COMING TILL, LIKE, AN HOUR AGO.
I KNOW. I'M JUST-- STRESSED.
ABOUT MRS. SOONG?
I REALLY NEED THIS NIGHT TO GO WELL.
I NEED TO SHOW HER I CAN BE PERFECT.
PERFECT? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALISTIC GOAL.
HA HA. I WAS PROBABLY HER 300th CHOICE
TO BEAR THE NAME MRS. DENNIS SOONG.
ACTUALLY, I DOUBT THE MOUTHY DAUGHTER
OF STRUGGLING MAINLAND IMMIGRANTS EVEN MADE THE LIST,
SO, YES, I NEED TO BE PERFECT.
NICKY: BUT DENNIS THINKS YOU'RE PERFECT.
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, RIGHT?
SPEAKING OF DENNIS,
ARE YOU SURE THIS MELTDOWN ISN'T BECAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM ABOUT THE NDA,
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?
NOT NOW, NICKY.
I'M NOT TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU ONE WAY OR THE OTHER,
BUT NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM KEEPING SECRETS.
TRUST ME. HOLDING ON TO ALL THAT
WOULD STRESS ANYONE OUT.
TALKING ABOUT THIS ON THE SOONGS' DOORSTEP,
THAT'S STRESSING ME OUT.
-HI. -HEY.
DIANA: HELLO.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME JOINING THE FESTIVITIES
SO LAST MINUTE.
ALTHEA: WE'RE DELIGHTED. DIANA: CHLOE...
TIME TO GO!
IS THAT A PARTY BUS?
IT IS A LUXURY PARTY BUS.
DIANA: LET ME GUESS.
ALTHEA'S IDEA.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. YOU'RE WHAT'S BEEN HOLDING CHLOE UP.
WHAT? I'M JUST GLAD TO HAVE MY LITTLE SIS BACK HOME.
CHLOE.
OH, ALTHEA, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
-NICKY, RIGHT? -HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
CHLOE: OH, MOM, I BROUGHT NAINAI'S NECKLACE.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD WEAR IT WITH YOUR COAT.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
I DOUBT EMERALDS ARE REQUIRED WHERE WE'RE GOING.
CHLOE: OH, I'M SURE IT'LL LOOK GREAT. YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON.
ME JEWELRY'S SORTED. PUT IT BACK IN THE SAFE, AND LET'S GET MOVING.
FINE, MAMA.
THAT GIRL HAS BEEN ACTING SO STRANGE
SINCE SHE GOT IN FROM HONG KONG.
NICKY, DEAR,
SINCE ALTHEA'S OUR PARTY QUEEN FOR THE NIGHT,
WOULD YOU MIND KEEPING AN EYE ON CHLOE?
I'D TRY TO, BUT SHE CALLS THAT HOVERING.
OF COURSE.
OK, BABE, I'M OFF.
HAVE FUN AT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.
[SOFTLY] NOT TOO MUCH FUN.
SO WHAT HAVE YOU GOT PLANNED FOR US TONIGHT?
IT'LL BE FUN, HEH, BUT LOW-KEY
AND VERY TASTEFUL, RIGHT, NICKY?
[SOFTLY] MM-HMM.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ HOW ABOUT YOU?
♪ HOW ABOUT YOU...
NICKY: IT TOOK TWO MONTHS FOR MY EYEBROWS TO GROW BACK.
THAT'S WHEN WE REALIZED ALTHEA HAD
NO FUTURE IN COSMETOLOGY. [LAUGHTER]
BUT THANKS TO STEM,
SHE FOUND HER TRUE CALLING
AND UNLOCKED HER BRILLIANT BRAIN, ALL THE BETTER
TO SNAG HER WONDERFUL MATHLETE HUSBAND-TO-BE DENNIS.
ATTENDEES: AW.
NICKY: TO ALTHEA, MY GORGEOUS, KIND, LOVING SISTER,
YOU INSPIRE ME EVERY DAY,
AND YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND MORE.
ATTENDEES: AW.
OK. ENOUGH OF THAT. TIME TO PARTY.
[ATTENDEES CHEER]
UH...MY OLD DANCE TROPHY? NICKY.
-COME ON. -NO, NO, NO.
ATTENDEES: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG...
ALTHEA: I'M NOT MUCH OF A CHUGGER.
WOMAN: LIES. [LAUGHTER]
ATTENDEES: BOO. [LAUGHTER]
HEY, EVERYBODY, COME ON. GATHER ROUND. COME ON.
-MOM, LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE. -WHAT?
WE'RE GONNA TAKE A GROUP SELFIE.
OK. EVERYBODY READY?
1, 2-- [SPLASH, CLANG]
CHLOE! [SIGHS]
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. IT JUST SLIPPED.
THAT WAS BRAND-NEW. IT'S RUINED.
IT'S FINE. I CAN FIX IT.
DIANA: SERIOUSLY, CHLOE, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?
-HEY. -HEY.
ALTHEA SAYS YOU JUST GOT IN FROM HONG KONG.
YUP, MY MOM INSISTED I FLY BACK
FOR THE BIG 3--
BACHELORETTE, REHEARSAL DINNER, AND WEDDING.
BACK TO HER WRATH.
OH, TRUST ME, I KNOW HOW THAT IS.
MY MOM SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE
TRYING TO MAKE ME SOMETHING I'M NOT.
YEAH. I THINK IF MY MOM KNEW THE REAL ME,
IT WOULD KILL HER.
ANYWAYS, THIS WEDDING IS A GREAT DISTRACTION FOR HER.
ALTHEA IS SO COOL.
YEAH.
A LITTLE BIT MORE HIGH-STRUNG THAN I REMEMBER.
YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE'S JUST EAGER
TO PLEASE YOUR MOM.
OH, DIANA HAS THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
I GOT TO TAKE THIS.
YEAH.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
HENRY, I--OH, MY GOD.
UH, ARRIVED AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER,
SO I ASSUMED IT WAS FOR TONIGHT.
I DIDN'T WANT IT GOING TO MY PARENTS',
SO I HAD THE PRINTER SEND IT THERE,
AND I TOTALLY FORGOT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT IT HERE.
YEAH! I LUGGED HIM THROUGH THE CASTRO.
CARDBOARD DENNIS WAS A BIG HIT.
THANK YOU.
UM, AFTER WE TALKED,
I WASN'T SURE IF--
JUST 'CAUSE I SAID WE SHOULD SLOW DOWN,
YOU THOUGHT WE'D STOP BEING FRIENDS?
I TOLD YOU, I'M HERE FOR YOU.
WELL, ACTUALLY, I GOT BIG NEWS
ABOUT THE WEAPONS, ABOUT MYSELF.
CHLOE: LOOK, I TRIED. YOU'RE WHERE? NO, TJ.
YOU CAN'T BE HERE.
UH, EVERYTHING OK?
NOT SURE. CAN WE PUT A PIN IN THIS? I--
UH, ONE SEC.
COME ON, CHLOE. GET IN.
NO, HEY, LOOK, I CHANGED MY MIND, OK?
EVERYTHING'S SET UP. WHAT GIVES?
PLEASE, TJ. I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
AW. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
HEY! CHLOE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. CHLOE, LET'S GO.
LOOK, JUST GO BACK INSIDE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
WE'RE GONNA GO FOR A RIDE.
YOU DON'T SEEM FINE.
[HORN BLARES]
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
I HAVE TO.
WHAT WAS THAT?
THAT WAS BAD. ALTHEA'S GONNA KILL ME.
THAT WAS DENNIS' KID SISTER,
WHO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING TONIGHT.
-AND THE GUY? -TJ.
WHOEVER HE IS, SHE'S SCARED OF HIM.
MAYBE AN EX?
SHOULD WE TELL ALTHEA AND CHLOE'S MOM?
NO, DEFINITELY NOT.
THIS WAS ALTHEA'S ONE NIGHT TO HAVE FUN. SHE NEEDS THIS.
OK, I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.
WE JUST NEED TO FIND CHLOE AND BRING HER BACK
BEFORE MRS. SOONG NOTICES.
AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
NO CLUE.
HENRY: WHAT ABOUT HER SOCIALS?
YEAH. MAYBE THIS TJ IS HER FRIEND.
WE FIND HIS PROFILE--
MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET HIS LOCATION.
MM-HMM. OK.
UM, JUST A LOT OF PICTURES OF SHOES, PUPPIES.
SHE REALLY LIKES SUSHI.
NO SIGN OF TJ.
I SHOULD'VE TAKEN DOWN HIS PLATES BEFORE HE PEELED AWAY.
WELL, THE VIPER ON HIS CAR,
THAT LOOKED PRETTY CUSTOM.
I CAN TRY MY BUDDY OVER AT CHUNG'S CUSTOM CARS.
HE MIGHT KNOW WHO DID THE DETAILING.
YEAH. AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN GET FROM MRS. SOONG.
I'LL NEED TO TREAD CAREFULLY.
HENRY, THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
"FRIENDS." GREAT.
GIRL, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
IT'S LIKE A MORGUE IN HERE.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OOH, NICKY, HAVE YOU SEEN CHLOE?
UM, SHE'S STUCK WAITING IN LINE FOR THE RESTROOM.
CAN I BORROW THE WOMAN OF THE HOUR?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN?
NICKY, NO ONE IS HAVING FUN.
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN.
IT'S YOUR PARTY. YOU SET THE TONE.
YOU REFUSED TO CHUG FROM THE TROPHY.
BUT DIANA DOESN'T SIP CHAMPAGNE UNLESS IT'S FROM A BACCARAT FLUTE.
WHAT WOULD SHE THINK?
YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE YOU CAME IN ON A COVERED WAGON.
THIS LOOK IS VIRGIN CHIC.
AND YOU THREW AWAY MY PIN THE ABS ON THE DENNIS.
WHAT IF DIANA SAW?
SHE'D THINK WE'RE OBJECTIFYING HER SON.
I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
[GASPS]
I BROUGHT THIS FOR A REASON.
HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
NICKY, NO.
-PUT IT ON. -SPLITS IS IN THE HOUSE!
[ATTENDEES CHANTING "SPLITS!"]
ALTHEA: OH, OK, OK.
NICKY?
[ATTENDEES CHANT "SPLITS!"]
SOMETIMES WE ALL JUST NEED A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT.
BOTTOMS UP.
YOU MUST BE HAPPY HAVING CHLOE BACK.
YES.
BUT IT'S COMPLICATED.
COMPLICATED HOW?
WELL, THERE'S A REASON WE SENT HER TO HONG KONG
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IT WAS HER FRIENDS, AWFUL GIRLS--
ALLEGRA AND KENDALL.
THEY WERE ALWAYS PARTYING
AND STAYING OUT LATE.
I GOT HER AWAY FROM THOSE TWO
AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON.
♪ ...GOIN' NOWHERE...
COME ON, MAN. HANDS UP.
OH! WHAT? UGH.
YOU CAN'T WIN ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP
WITH "D" LIKE THAT.
YEAH. THEY'RE NOT GONNA MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR.
THE DYNASTY'S OVER.
BABA.
HMM?
I DON'T KNOW WHY MAMA DID WHAT SHE DID.
I DON'T EVEN REALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT ALL THIS CRAZY LEGACY STUFF EVEN MEANS,
BUT I DO KNOW SHE DID IT TO PROTECT US--
TO PROTECT NICKY.
SHE WAS SCARED.
YEAH. SO SHE SAYS.
YEAH. MAYBE WITH TIME, I WILL UNDERSTAND.
BUT THE LIE AND ALL OF HER SECRETS.
I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER FORGIVE THAT.
SHE KEPT THE TRUTH FROM ME FOR TOO LONG.
I KNOW SHE HURT YOU.
SOMETIMES HIDING THE TRUTH,
KEEPING PART OF YOURSELF SECRET,
CAN TRAP YOU.
YOU GET USED TO LIVING WITH A LIE.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YEARS HAVE PASSED,
AND IT FEELS LIKE
NO ONE KNOWS THE REAL YOU ANYMORE.
[SCOFFS]
EVEN THEN...
IT STILL FEELS SAFER LIKE THAT.
I'M GONNA CALL MAMA.
LET HER KNOW WE'RE BOTH OK.
[MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
MY BUDDY AT THE BODY SHOP DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
I STRUCK OUT.
TURNS OUT TJ
MIGHT NOT EVEN BE CHLOE'S WORST FRIEND.
I STARTED DIGGING INTO HER GIRLFRIENDS,
ALLEGRA CALDWELL AND KENDALL BURTON.
THEY'RE BOTH LOADED, BIG ON THE SOCIAL SCENE,
AND, ACCORDING TO TABLOIDS, THEY WERE ARRESTED
FOR BREAKING, ENTERING, AND GRAND THEFT
OF THE TINDERWALL MANSION.
LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT OFF WITH A SLAP ON THE WRIST.
YOU THINK CHLOE'S STILL MIXED UP WITH THESE GIRLS?
CLICK ON THE VIDEO.
[INAUDIBLE WHISPERING ON VIDEO]
HENRY: YOU THINK THAT'S TJ?
NOT JUST TJ. WAIT FOR IT.
YOU THINK THAT'S CHLOE.
ALLEGRA AND KENDALL WERE BOTH BUSTED
FOR THE TINDERWALL INCIDENT,
BUT NONE OF THE OTHER ACCOMPLICES WERE IDENTIFIED.
THE FOOTAGE WAS TOO BLURRY.
BUT, YEAH, I THINK IT'S HER.
MRS. SOONG THOUGHT SHE RIPPED CHLOE FROM THE BAD CROWD
IN THE NICK OF TIME, BUT WHAT IF SHE'S STILL IN THIS BLING RING?
TJ DID SAY THEY HAVE A JOB TO DO.
SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
HMM, I KNOW.
ALL: ♪ C.C.H.S., GO, BIG RED!
JUST WHEN SHE'S FINALLY HAVING FUN.
[ALTHEA'S FRIENDS CHEER] WOMAN: AGAIN.
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT?
NICKY: OK. DON'T FREAK OUT.
I LOST CHLOE.
OK, SHE LEFT THE PARTY WITH SOME CREEP, TJ,
AND I'M PRETTY SURE SHE AND HER NOT-SO-EX-FRIENDS,
KENDALL AND ALLEGRA, ARE UP TO SOMETHING,
A POTENTIALLY ILLEGAL SOMETHING.
IF I DON'T LEAVE THE PARTY NOW AND FIND HER,
SHE MIGHT MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE.
PLEASE SAY SOMETHING SO I KNOW YOU'RE JUST PROCESSING.
ALTHEA?
[STIFLED YELL]
OK. YOU NEED TO GET CHLOE BACK HERE.
MRS. SOONG GAVE YOU ONE ASSIGNMENT.
I KNOW.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT MY BACHELORETTE PARTY ANYMORE, NICKY.
THIS IS ABOUT MY MARRIAGE,
MY FUTURE WITH THE ENTIRE SOONG FAMILY.
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.
AND YOU KNOW CHLOE.
APPARENTLY NOT.
I HAVEN'T HEARD ONE THING ABOUT THIS ALLEGRA AND KENDALL.
ZERO IDEA CHLOE HAD GONE BAD,
NOT THAT I DON'T SEE HOW IT HAPPENED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[SCOFFS]
TRYING TO LIVE UP TO THAT PARAGON OF VIRTUE AND STYLE
CAN SEND ANYONE OFF THE RAILS.
WELL, WE NEED TO FIND CHLOE FAST,
BEFORE MRS. SOONG NOTICES.
WE THOUGHT WE COULD GO TALK TO DENNIS.
HE'S AT MY PLACE, BACHELOR PARTY.
GREAT. WE'LL SEE IF HE HAS ANY IDEA WHERE SHE COULD BE.
WAIT.
[GROANS]
WHATEVER YOU SEE AT DENNIS' BACHELOR PARTY,
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
♪ KEEP MY BASS DOWN LOW...
HOW WAS THE GAME?
I DON'T KNOW. I STOPPED WATCHING IT.
I'M SORRY.
FOR WHAT?
FOR NOT SAYING MORE.
WHEN YOU TOLD US THE TRUTH AND WE WERE SILENT.
WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TALK ABOUT IT.
IF YOU EVER NEEDED--
DAD, IT'S OK. [CLEARS THROAT]
REALLY. AHEM.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT
WHEN YOU TOLD US YOU'RE GAY?
I THOUGHT WE WERE BLESSED
WITH SUCH A BRAVE SON.
I'M SORRY IF...
THE SILENCE MADE YOU DOUBT,
MADE YOU THINK WE LOVED YOU LESS.
I ONLY LOVE YOU MORE.
[SOBBING SOFTLY]
TELL ME, SON, ARE YOU HAPPY, HMM?
YEAH.
YEAH, I AM.
DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE?
[CHUCKLES]
UM, YEAH. [CLEARS THROAT]
YEAH.
OK.
JOE. YOU AND MAMA MET HIM, ACTUALLY.
OH, YEAH.
HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD MAN, HMM?
GOOD BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT.
[LAUGHTER]
-CHEERS. -HA HA HA! CHEERS.
DENNIS: SUCK MY DRAGON FIRE!
[IMITATES SINISTER LAUGHTER]
HEY.
UH...
THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED.
DO YOU HAVE A SEC? IT'S ABOUT CHLOE?
DENNIS: YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S GOTTEN INVOLVED
WITH KENDALL AND ALLEGRA AGAIN
AND THEY'RE PLANNING A HEIST?
IT'S A THEORY,
BUT, YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
WE WANT TO FIND HER AND STOP HER
BEFORE SHE DOES SOMETHING SHE REGRETS.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS OFF.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SHE WAS JUST ACTING FUNNY.
MADE ME WEAR THIS TONIGHT, MY GRANDDAD'S CLASS RING.
SHE SAID HE WORE IT TO HIS BACHELOR PARTY.
SHE DID THE SAME THING TO YOUR MOM.
INSISTED SHE WEAR HER NECKLACE TONIGHT. WHY?
DENNIS: NO IDEA.
DENNIS, I THINK THEY'RE PLANNING TO ROB YOUR HOUSE.
WHAT?
MAYBE SHE KNEW THE HIT WAS COMING,
SO SHE TRIED TO PULL THE RING AND NECKLACE TO KEEP THEM SAFE.
THAT'S CRAZY. CHLOE MAY HAVE THE CODE TO THE SAFE,
BUT THE SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE HOUSE IS BEYOND.
MOM KEEPS TABS.
SHE'S EVEN GOT THE CAMERA SYNCED TO HER PHONE.
SHE'D GET AN ALERT IF ANYONE WAS ON THE PROPERTY.
BUT ONLY IF THE PHONE'S WORKING, RIGHT?
CHLOE DROWNED IT
IN A MARGARITA.
HENRY, WE GOT TO GO.
DENNIS: I'M COMING, TOO. [BONK]
NICKY: OOH, NO. YOU'RE DRUNK.
BESIDES, ALTHEA WOULD KILL ME IF SHE FOUND OUT
YOU WERE MISSING YOUR WHATEVER THIS IS.
DON'T WORRY. WE GOT THIS.
I HEAR THIS WINE IS REALLY...
OAKY.
WHERE'S NICKY AND CHLOE?
UH, THEY LEFT.
THEY'RE GETTING A SURPRISE. THEY'LL BE BACK SOON.
OH, THIS? OH, IT'S SILLY.
[CHUCKLES WEAKLY]
I SHOULD GO CHANGE.
NO.
I'M WEARING THIS.
OK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF ME, DIANA.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF ME.
I'M A LOUDMOUTH PARTY GIRL FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF CHINA
AND THE WRONG SIDE OF CHINATOWN.
AND, YES, I WAS A CHEERLEADER,
AND, HA HA, YES, MY FRIENDS STILL CALL ME SPLITS.
BUT THIS IS WHO I AM, POMPOMS AND ALL.
I KNOW I WASN'T YOUR FIRST CHOICE WHEN IT COMES TO DENNIS,
BUT I CAN'T KEEP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT
WHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
IT'S TOO...
EXHAUSTING.
ALTHEA...
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHEN WE FIRST MET,
I WAS THROWN
NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE MAINLAND,
NOT BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T RICH,
AND NOT BECAUSE OF THAT.
I ALWAYS IMAGINED DENNIS WITH SOMEONE QUIET,
PERHAPS NOT SO VIVACIOUS.
I WORRIED YOU'D RUN CIRCLES AROUND HIM,
BUT DENNIS WORSHIPS YOU.
YOU MAKE HIM HAPPIER THAN I'VE EVER SEEN HIM.
MORE THAN ANYTHING, THAT'S WHAT I WANT FOR HIM,
FOR BOTH MY CHILDREN.
CHLOE: GUYS, COME ON. WE'VE TAKEN ENOUGH.
TJ, PLEASE. YOU PROMISED.
OH, WHAT, YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME?
CHLOE: GUYS, PLEASE.
YOU DIDN'T CALL FOR RESTRAINT
WHEN WE LOOTED MY PARENTS' BEACH HOUSE.
YEAH. WE GOT IN TROUBLE. AND DID WE RAT YOU OUT?
NO.
WE HAD OUR NAMES DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD.
YOU GOT A TRIP TO HONG KONG.
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TEXT US WHEN YOU GOT BACK.
I MEAN, IF YOUR MOM HADN'T RUN INTO MINE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB
AND MENTIONED YOUR LITTLE PARTY TONIGHT,
WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE IN TOWN.
[CLICKS TONGUE] RUDE.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
NOTHING! IT'S NOTHING.
REALLY?
EXCUSE ME.
AH.
SCORE.
TJ, PLEASE.
I AM GOING TO TELL THE TRUTH, OK? I WILL TELL EVERYONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? GO AHEAD.
YOU GOT LUCKY WITH THE TINDERWALL FOOTAGE, CHLOE.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TAPE OF EVERY SINGLE HIT THAT WE HAVE EVER DONE
WITH YOUR FACE CLEAR AS DAY.
SO WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND STOP US NOW?
EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
WE USED TO BE FRIENDS.
USED TO BE.
LET'S GO DO DIANA'S CLOSET NEXT.
YOUR MOM STILL HAVE THAT CROCODILE BIRKIN?
CHLOE: YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE EVERYTHING.
NO, BUT I WANT TO.
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
IF YOUR PARENTS GO PUBLIC
WITH WHAT HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT,
TJ WILL RELEASE THE TAPES.
CHLOE: NO!
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
WHO ARE YOU?
♪ I'M GEORGIA PEACHY, BELIEVE ME ♪
♪ HEAD OUT THE WINDOW, IT'S BREEZY ♪
♪ THEY UP MY ASS LIKE BIKINIS... ♪
[TJ CHUCKLES]
♪ ...OOH...
NICKY: UH!
♪ SORRY, MOM AND DAD...
HEY!
♪ I DID SOMETHING BAD
♪ PLEASE DON'T GET ATTACHED... ♪
NICKY: OW. STOP THAT. WOMAN: HERE!
♪ THERE'S NO COMING BACK
♪ BREAK A HEART LIKE AN EGGSHELL ♪
♪ CARDIAC ARREST, A HEART ATTACK ♪
♪ THROW A TANTRUM, BABY, DOLL ME UP... ♪
CUT IT OUT.
♪ I'M A HANDFUL, DEMIDEVIL, PYROMANIAC ♪
♪ I AM ONE, THROW A TANTRUM ♪
CHLOE: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT THE VASE. AAH!
♪ I AM ONE
♪ THROW A TANTRUM
OW!
♪ ...BLOOD DRIPPING OUT MY NOSE, LEATHER JACKETS,
♪ BAD HABITS AND WE'RE REVVIN' TO THE FULL ♪
♪ DARK MAGIC, CHEER CAPTAIN
♪ CHEER MY TEAM LIKE, "GO, TEAM, GO," MY TEAM ♪
♪ T-E-A-M P-S-Y-C-H-O, TEAM PSYCHO ♪
♪ OOH
♪ SORRY, MOM AND DAD...
NICKY: HENRY!
♪ THROW A TANTRUM...
[TJ YELLS, THUD]
CHLOE: NO!
[GROANING]
COME ON! LET'S GO!
♪ THROW A TANTRUM
-SERIOUSLY? -AAH.
HEY, YOU CALLED THE COPS?
I GAVE YOUR MOM A HEADS-UP
SO SHE COULD GET HERE FIRST, BUT, YEAH.
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, OK,
BUT I JUST GOT STUCK.
I MEAN, THE FIRST FEW TIMES WE DID IT,
WE BARELY EVEN TOOK ANYTHING.
AND IT WAS MORE FOR THE FUN OF IT.
BY THE TIME I WANTED OFF THE RIDE,
I MEAN, THEY HAD TAPES OF ME.
AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EXCEPT KEEP THE SECRET
AND KEEP DOING WHAT THEY TOLD ME.
I'M NOT THE ONE YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO.
THEY'RE GONNA RELEASE THE TAPES.
"SOONG HEIRESS EXPOSED."
WHEN MOM FINDS OUT, SHE'S GONNA K--
YEAH, SHE'LL BE MAD, BUT, YOU KNOW,
NO MATTER WHAT, SHE LOVES YOU.
CHLOE?
OHH.
ALTHEA: I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
NICKY: SORRY.
HENRY: WE THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
REALLY, THOUGH?
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS?
NICKY: YUP.
HE'S PERFECT. [EXHALES]
WELL, WHAT'S THE WORD ON CHLOE?
ALTHEA: I DON'T KNOW.
THE COPS SWEPT HER FRIENDS UP.
I ASSUME DIANA AND CHLOE ARE FIGHTING, MAKING UP.
HENRY: CLEANING UP.
THE PLACE GOT KIND OF TRASHED.
SORRY YOUR BACHELORETTE WAS A BUST.
ARE YOU KIDDING? [CHUCKLES]
I GOT DRUNK, I GOT WILD,
AND I STILL BONDED WITH DIANA.
NICKY: RYAN. HENRY: HEY.
MM! HOW'S BABA?
[EXHALES]
THAT BAD, HUH?
OHH.
WELL, WE HAD A GREAT CHAT. BUT--
HE'S STILL NOT OVER MAMA'S BIG SECRET.
DEFINITELY NOT.
I TRIED, BUT HE'S STILL UP AT THE MOTEL.
I DON'T KNOW WHEN OR IF HE'LL FORGIVE HER.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BABA?
IT'S TIME TO COME HOME.
I'M MAD, TOO.
I'M STILL TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS.
BUT MAMA IS HURTING.
LEAVING HER TO SUFFER
ISN'T GONNA HELP US FIGURE ANYTHING OUT.
BUT THE LIES, NICKY.
I KNOW.
YOU MUST HAVE KEPT SECRETS FROM MAMA OVER THE YEARS.
HAVE YOU TOLD HER EVERYTHING?
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
-WHAT? -YOU'RE RIGHT.
I NEVER TOLD HER.
I SAW YOU.
SAW ME WHAT?
SOME MONTHS AFTER YOU LEFT,
WE SAW YOUR EMAILS AND WE KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE SOMEWHERE.
MAMA SENT ME TO CHINA TO FIND YOU.
I DID.
I WENT TO THE LAST PLACE YOU WERE SEEN ON THE TOUR.
I FELT HOPELESS, FULL OF GUILT.
I HAD LET MAMA DRIVE YOU AWAY.
I THOUGHT I WANTED THE SAME THING MAMA WANTED:
TO DRAG YOU HOME.
AND I SAW YOU.
I WAS SO HAPPY.
BUT BEFORE I COULD CALL OUT TO YOU, YOU DROVE OFF.
SO I FOLLOWED YOU.
NICKY: YOU WERE AT THE MONASTERY?
YES. I SAW EVERYTHING.
HYAH.
NICKY: HYAH. HYAH...
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME INSIDE?
I WANTED NOTHING MORE--
TO HUG YOU,
TO TALK TO YOU.
I DIDN'T.
BECAUSE LOOKING AT YOU, I KNEW
THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONGED.
YOU MET PEI-LING.
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME SEE ME?
I DID SEE YOU...
THE REAL YOU.
I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT.
NICKY, YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL, SO POWERFUL.
YOU NEVER TOLD MAMA?
SHE WOULD'VE MADE ME TAKE YOU AWAY.
[BOTH LAUGH]
AND I KNEW THIS IS WHERE YOU NEEDED TO BE.
MAMA?
NICKY?
I TALKED TO PAPA.
HE'S COMING HOME.
OHH.
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY DESTINY,
THAT I WAS THE ONE?
YOUR FIRST BIRTHDAY,
YOUR ZHUAZHOU,
WE PUT SEVERAL OBJECTS ON A TABLE
FOR YOU TO CHOOSE.
IT'S--IT'S JUST FOR FUN,
A WAY TO TELL YOUR CHILD'S FUTURE.
AND I WAS CURIOUS,
WHETHER YOU'D GRAB A PENCIL AND CHOOSE ACADEMIA
OR A KEYBOARD AND BECOME A MUSICIAN.
BUT WHEN I PICKED YOU UP FOR YOU TO CHOOSE,
YOU WOULDN'T.
AND THEN I SAW YOUR FIST WAS GRIPPING ONTO SOMETHING TIGHTLY,
AND YOU WOULDN'T LET GO.
AND SO I GENTLY PRIED OPEN YOUR LITTLE FINGERS,
AND THEN I SAW IT.
WHAT?
YOUR AUNTIE MEI-XUE'S EARRING.
IT'D BEEN LOST FOR MORE THAN A YEAR.
MAYBE IT FELL UNDER A COUCH.
BUT IT WAS THEN THAT I KNEW.
I KNEW YOU WERE DESTINED TO TRAVEL
THE SAME PATH SHE HAD.
AND I KNEW I HAD TO STOP YOU
BECAUSE I COULDN'T LOSE YOU, TOO, NICKY.
I'M CHOOSING THIS PATH.
THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY COINCIDENCES,
TOO MANY SIGNS.
I HAVE A MISSION NOW:
TO RECLAIM OUR FAMILY'S SWORD.
AND I FORGIVE YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT ME.
I KNOW.
BUT YOU CAN'T PROTECT ME FROM THIS.
SO NO MORE INTERVENING,
NO MORE CONTROLLING,
NO MORE SECRETS.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THE WHOLE TRUTH, STARTING NOW,
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY,
ABOUT AUNTIE MEI-XUE, ABOUT MY DESTINY.
THIS IS EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT MY SISTER,
HER TRAVELS AND OUR BLOODLINE.
IT'S YOURS.
GREG, MOVE YOUR HEAD.