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Hey there, all you sleepy
Angelenos. A good, good morning to you.
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It's your buddy, Romeo Midnight.
I know.
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I'm the voice you normally
listen to in the middle of the night.
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But today is special, Los Angeles.
It's my favorite day of the year.
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Today is Valentine's Day.
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And that's why I'll be here all day and
all night, playing the songs you love...
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...and the songs you love
to love to.
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Hi.
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Okay.
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When I was a kid, most of the advice
that my dad gave me was crap.
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There's one thing that he said
that was pure genius.
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He said, "If you ever are with a girl...
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...that's too good for you...
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...marry her."
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So...
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Wow.
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- Really?
- Happy Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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She said yes!
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Julia, call me as soon as you get this.
I got big news. Big news.
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- She said yes.
- You're kidding.
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- What?
- I mean, you're kidding!
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- You thought she'd say no.
- Man, come on. You know me...
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...always preparing for the worst.
Immigrant mentality.
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- Forget it. She said yes. This is good news.
- Yeah, and get this:
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I don't even have to play it cool today.
I can be a sappy cheeseball all day...
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...mooning about love to total strangers,
and no one'll think I'm a moron.
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Because it's Valentine's Day, huh?
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And everyone is romantic
on Valentine's Day.
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Get your head out of your ass
and use your damn turn signal...
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...you freaking moron.
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Good morning, Los Angeles.
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I'm Sherry Donaldson
with the KVLA news team.
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- And now let's check the weather.
- Good morning.
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Sun shines on late morning,
and look at these numbers.
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Highs in the upper valleys in the 60s,
and a bit cloudy by the coast...
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...until mid-morning,
when the marine layer burns off.
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Susan, what the hell is this?
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Oh, the boss thinks
it's gonna up the ratings.
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And we're clear.
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Not talking about Pippi Longstocking,
I'm talking about this.
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I'm a sports journalist,
I don't do lifestyle.
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You're my number two sports journalist,
Kelvin, which means...
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...that on slow sports days,
you do the pieces I want you to do.
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The station wants more fluff.
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I'll do some follow-up stories,
do some investigative reporting...
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...bring it back to you?
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There's only one story today, Kelvin.
It's all yours.
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It's not complicated.
It's your basic man on the street.
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"Tell me, John Q, Jane Q,
what does Valentine's Day mean to you?"
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It gives me acid reflux.
That's what it means to me.
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We spend a lot of money. Nobody cares.
It's not a real holiday.
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We don't take the day off.
Come on, Susan.
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And we're coming back
in five, four, three...
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Listen, I'm a player...
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...but I shut down my player-ness...
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...from New Year's to Saint Paddy's Day
just so I can avoid this day.
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I need happy, I need romantic,
I need love...
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...and I need it from you.
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You need Jesus.
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Go. Go away now.
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Sunflowers! Beautiful!
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Good morning!
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- Hello, good morning.
- Hello, hello.
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I need my lucky bamboo.
Actually, I need both flats, and...
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- Do you hav...? I actually need the whole lot.
- All of them?
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- Want my Gerbera daisies too?
- No, no, no. No... Yes.
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Alphonso's gonna
pick everything up later.
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- Mr. Reed, why are you always happy?
- Why not be always happy?
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- Reed?
- Simon.
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- Reed.
- What's up, man?
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- How are you?
- All right.
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- What's going on?
- Hey, I'm gonna be on TV.
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- Interviewer over there.
- Really?
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Nice! Listen, I need to talk to you.
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Morley said yes.
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She said yes?
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What is with everybody?
She said yes. I'm getting married.
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It's great news, huh?
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Listen, I need to get her something,
like, really nice, though, like...
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Not roses, something out of the ordinary,
you know?
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Ah... Huh.
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- Wow, what is it?
- No, no, no.
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Do not open until perfect moment.
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Ready for the interview.
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Kelvin Moore here, KVLA Channel 13...
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...right here at the downtown
flower mart with Mr. Simon Pham...
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...that's P-H-A-M, not with an F.
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Mr. Pham, how many red roses do you sell
on Valentine's Day?
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The Captain and Tennille
were married on Valentine's Day.
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What's that you said?
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The Captain and Tennille were married
on Valentine's Day.
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A hundred and ten million red roses
are sold in America every Valentine's Day.
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- Sixty percent are produced in California.
- Does he work for you? I mean...
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I'm a florist.
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I own Siena Bouquet, 2173 Rosewood.
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- And what's your name, sir?
- Reed Bennett.
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- Hi. How are you? Sports guy. Sports.
- Reed Bennett. Yeah, sports.
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- Okay, from Santa Montica...
- Siena Bouquet.
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- Santa... What is it? Siena Bouquet.
- Siena Bouquet.
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In the Val... Off of Ventura.
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Well, you do have a flaw after all.
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- Oh, yeah? What's that?
- Your job.
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I thought women liked doctors.
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We do like lab coats, but the flying
around everywhere is not so good.
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I'm only going to San Francisco
for one night.
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Couldn't somebody else do it,
just tonight?
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No, I'm the best.
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If it's any consolation,
when I'm fixing his heart...
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...you can hold mine.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Hey, what are you doing? No.
I can't miss my plane. No.
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I can't believe you're leaving me
on Valentine's Day.
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- You said you had something to do.
- I do have something.
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I do have something to do.
I just don't know that I wanna do it.
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- You know my friend Kara?
- Which one's Kara?
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Neurotic, hot mess.
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She throws this annual
"I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner.
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- It's a bit of a downer, actually.
- What's there to hate?
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Nothing, if you're a handsome,
divorced doctor.
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But for the rest of us single women,
it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slap.
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It's the universe saying,
"Look, remember when you were 14...
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...and you had cystic acne and braces...
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...and you played the saxophone
in the band...
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...and no one would invite you
to the winter formal?
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Well, nothing's changed."
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I would crawl over cut glass
to take you to the winter formal.
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And then I would prescribe Retin-A
for your skin.
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That's why you're my valentine.
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So we have a professional here.
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I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories
on Valentine's Day.
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Do you still believe in love?
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Hell, yes. Love is the only shocking act
left on the planet.
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Well, if he said it, folks,
it must be true, because he is a florist.
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What is it?
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Oh, you're up.
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- Did you get my good side?
- I don't know. Roll over.
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Last night...
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Was...?
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- Amazing.
- Okay, thank you.
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- Wow. Well, I used to be a gymnast.
- Oh, well, that explains a lot.
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Yeah, I didn't hurt you, right?
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- You're so cute.
- I thought you wanted to be a poet...
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...not a photographer.
- A girl can change her mind, Jason.
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That's how last night happened.
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- Anyway, I could not write that photo.
- Okay, yeah. Um...
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Is my nose kind of...?
It looks kind of big for my face.
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I think that's L.A. Talking.
I think you have a great nose.
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Oh, my God. Is that the time?
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What? What? No, it's 3 minutes fast.
I don't like being late.
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- I have to go. I just...
- Just like that?
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I just...
Skirt? Skirt, skirt, skirt.
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What? Oh, right.
I think I half-remember that.
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- Three minutes? Why not 5 minutes ahead?
- I don't wanna seem eager.
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But, yeah, you know what? Stay.
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Hang out for a little bit.
Maybe we can grab breakfast.
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- Oh, I knew it. I knew it.
- What is that, techno?
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- What?
- The ring.
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Oh, no, I think it's, like,
a little more retro. It's kind of '70s.
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Thank you so much for last night.
I had a blast.
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And there is fresh coffee for you
in the kitchen.
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- I think I'm out of coffee.
- You were.
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I borrowed some from your neighbor.
She was surprised...
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...you had female company,
thought that you were gay.
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Don't worry, I set her straight.
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Bye.
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Hi.
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Oh, I was thinking about you
all night long.
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Oh, I'm sorry I didn't answer
on the first ring.
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It's not my fault.
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I was thinking about
what you were gonna do to me...
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...and I just couldn't wait.
I didn't have a free hand.
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Oh, baby.
You know just how Katia likes it. Mm.
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Well, it's Valentine's Day, sugar.
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How about something special?
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My roommate just got home.
Do you wanna have a threesome?
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If he says yes,
it'll take me a minute to change.
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Ooh. I think that's a very good idea.
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Edgar, we said we were not gonna
give each other presents this year.
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I know, I lied.
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- So did I.
- Wow.
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Today's the day I make most of my dough.
I deliver love-grams to businesses.
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I even delivered a breakup-gram today.
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Folks, from the chubby messenger
of love himself...
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...that Valentine's Day is about love.
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It's about romance.
It's about commercialism that...
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- Found the glue, Grandma.
- Well, good.
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This is really a hard day for him...
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...because they used to make
handcrafted cards together.
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Well, maybe we should've offered
to do that with him.
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I did.
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But he said it was only fun
when it was with his mother.
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So, Edison...
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...what are we doing for breakfast today?
- I can't eat, Grandpa.
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Who said that? So you can't eat?
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What's the matter?
What's the matter, you sick?
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Yeah. Lovesick.
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Julia, it's Reed.
I've been trying to reach you.
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Call me back, please.
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Oh, boy. Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So my boyfriend texted me this morning.
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And he was like,
"Look outside your door."
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Oh.
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And... But, you know,
I look outside my door...
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...and my boyfriend's
nowhere to be found.
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Right.
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- But there's this giant white bear.
- Yeah, the bear.
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- On the ground. The floor.
- I get it.
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- Yeah. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever?
- Ever and ever.
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Do you live here? In this building?
Because I see you in the lobby all the time.
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- Because I live here.
- No, I just visit. Just visiting.
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All right, well,
I'm gonna go to school now.
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Gonna take my bear with me.
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- I hope you get a lot of valentines today.
- Thanks.
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Hello, everyone.
This is your captain speaking.
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On behalf of myself and the flight deck...
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...we wanted to wish everyone
a happy Valentine's Day.
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Hope you had an opportunity
to get a little rest.
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But according to my digital readout here,
we've still got another six hours...
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...before we reach our final destination
of Los Angeles...
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...where the weather is expected to be warm
and sunny after three days of rain.
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- Oh, hello.
- Hey.
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- Hey, is Reed here, or is he on a run?
- Yeah, he's in there.
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- Okay. Hey, guys.
- Hi, Julia.
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- How was last night, brutal?
- Yeah.
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- Have you been up all night?
- Hey.
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- Wow, everybody's here today.
- Oh, whose child is this? Hello?
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- Oh, there's your mother.
- Please hold.
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- Hey, Nikki.
- Good morning.
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Oh, these are yellow. Where's Reed?
232
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:14,370
Your pal's in the café.
The pastries were late.
233
00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:16,608
Oh, yeah. I think he might be having
a rough morning.
234
00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:19,043
Hello, Siena Bouquet.
235
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,710
- Hey. Reed.
- Just need...
236
00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:23,823
We need the morning glories.
Oh, there they are. Perfect. Great.
237
00:17:23,991 --> 00:17:27,392
- Hey, I got your message. You okay?
- Yeah.
238
00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:31,089
- What happened?
- Well, you just sounded like...
239
00:17:31,399 --> 00:17:34,334
- You sounded like maybe she said...
- "Yes."
240
00:17:35,703 --> 00:17:36,727
- She said yes.
- No.
241
00:17:36,904 --> 00:17:38,565
Why doesn't anybody have confidence?
242
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:40,469
- She said yes?
- Yes.
243
00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:46,170
Oh, my goodness. Okay. I didn't...
I didn't get it, but congratulations!
244
00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:51,683
- Call me Mr. Engaged.
- You're getting married.
245
00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:54,887
Hi, I ordered some tulips.
246
00:17:55,056 --> 00:17:57,752
Yes. You can't put the baby on the counter,
it's dangerous.
247
00:17:57,925 --> 00:18:01,190
- But I can't get my money out.
- She should be off the counter. Thanks.
248
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,956
- Here, let me hold her.
- Thank you.
249
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:06,965
- You should know we're Jewish.
- God loves us all.
250
00:18:07,135 --> 00:18:08,762
- Thank you.
- Hello, Siena Bouquet.
251
00:18:10,605 --> 00:18:13,005
He's the first decent guy
I've dated in a long time.
252
00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:14,902
It's going that well, huh?
253
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:17,772
I am so sick of dating.
I'm so jealous of you guys.
254
00:18:17,945 --> 00:18:20,436
When do I get to meet
the phantom physician?
255
00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:23,243
- I think soon.
- You guys got plans tonight?
256
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:26,853
No. He has to go to San Francisco,
so we're gonna talk on the phone.
257
00:18:27,488 --> 00:18:29,217
You know what you should do?
258
00:18:29,824 --> 00:18:31,553
You should fly up and surprise him.
259
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:33,660
- You think so?
- Yeah. Why not?
260
00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:35,261
- No.
- Come on.
261
00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:36,953
I don't know where he's staying...
262
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:39,964
You make a call, you find out.
What's the big deal?
263
00:18:40,134 --> 00:18:44,127
- God, you really think I should go?
- Why not?
264
00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:47,706
Come on, it's Valentine's Day.
You don't think. You just do.
265
00:18:52,213 --> 00:18:53,646
Go.
266
00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:59,848
- Get out of here.
- Congratulations.
267
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,766
- Hello there.
- Hi.
268
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:26,072
Hey, honey.
I'm just pulling into the airport.
269
00:19:26,247 --> 00:19:27,714
I'll call you when I land, okay?
270
00:19:27,882 --> 00:19:31,340
Okay, I get it. Okay, have a safe flight.
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
271
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:33,248
Thanks. Bye-bye.
272
00:19:56,077 --> 00:19:58,272
Hello. Good morning. I'm home.
273
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:00,175
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, peanut.
274
00:20:01,015 --> 00:20:02,710
Hi, sweetie.
275
00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:05,352
- Did you fix all the broken hearts?
- I did.
276
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,919
- I did.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
277
00:20:08,089 --> 00:20:09,716
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
278
00:20:10,658 --> 00:20:14,025
- Surgery went late. I stayed at the condo.
- I figured.
279
00:20:15,162 --> 00:20:16,652
Doesn't Daddy juggle well?
280
00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:18,128
- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
281
00:20:37,518 --> 00:20:38,542
What are you doing?
282
00:20:38,719 --> 00:20:43,349
Sorry, l... Excuse me,
I was trying to close the window.
283
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,517
I'm sorry.
284
00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:52,055
No. For leaning on my shoulder? Come on,
it's the least I could do. A 14-hour flight.
285
00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,432
Oh, God, that's better.
286
00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:58,799
- You on active duty?
- Yes, sir.
287
00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:03,205
- Two bars. Is that lieutenant?
- Two bars is the captain.
288
00:21:05,913 --> 00:21:08,177
You have a loved one in L.A.?
289
00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:13,109
Well, I'm sure he'll be happy to see you.
290
00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:19,183
How long...? How long has it been
since you've been home?
291
00:21:19,593 --> 00:21:21,527
Eleven months.
292
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,664
And how long do you get to stay?
293
00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:25,298
Just till tomorrow.
294
00:21:26,734 --> 00:21:31,000
Wow. Fourteen-hour flight both ways
just for one night.
295
00:21:31,172 --> 00:21:33,106
Wow, that's romantic.
296
00:21:33,274 --> 00:21:36,072
You're a romantic.
I mean, that's quite a gesture.
297
00:21:38,245 --> 00:21:40,236
That's commitment.
298
00:21:45,853 --> 00:21:47,684
You on Facebook?
299
00:21:50,891 --> 00:21:54,486
- I need some chrysanthemums.
- What? You should speak English.
300
00:21:54,662 --> 00:21:57,654
- I had to learn when I came.
- Chrysanthemums and calla lilies.
301
00:21:57,832 --> 00:21:59,857
- I don't know what it...
- Michael, calm down.
302
00:22:00,034 --> 00:22:01,661
What language do you speak in?
303
00:22:01,836 --> 00:22:05,533
I used to speak Bulgarian,
but I'm an American citizen now.
304
00:22:05,706 --> 00:22:08,607
Does anybody here speak English
with a Bulgarian accent?
305
00:22:08,776 --> 00:22:11,040
- Over here. I do.
- There he is.
306
00:22:11,212 --> 00:22:13,646
Bulgarize away. Here we go.
307
00:22:13,814 --> 00:22:16,112
There she is!
The future Mrs. Reed Bennett!
308
00:22:16,283 --> 00:22:18,274
Oh, chrysanthemums.
309
00:22:18,452 --> 00:22:20,647
- Hi, babe.
- Hi, baby.
310
00:22:20,821 --> 00:22:22,880
Hello, fiancée.
311
00:22:23,057 --> 00:22:26,254
It sounds weird. Have you said it yet?
Nikki, take over for a minute.
312
00:22:26,427 --> 00:22:27,621
Come this way.
313
00:22:27,795 --> 00:22:30,958
Wait, these are for you.
I knew they were for somebody.
314
00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:34,101
- Sarah, have you met my fiancée?
- Hi, Morley.
315
00:22:34,268 --> 00:22:38,762
- Hi.
- I just like saying it. I feel so grown-up.
316
00:22:38,939 --> 00:22:40,372
Next, please!
317
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:44,978
- Look what you forgot.
- See, that is...
318
00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:48,448
Is one empty hand.
319
00:22:49,016 --> 00:22:51,610
Oh, yeah.
320
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:52,980
Don't be mad.
321
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,213
Mad? Why would I be mad?
I'm concerned.
322
00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:57,955
Well, just...
323
00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:01,754
Do you have any idea what it would be
like at work today if I wore that thing?
324
00:23:01,929 --> 00:23:05,558
- I mean, people will be asking me...
- "Where'd you get the big ring?"
325
00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:09,635
You know, "How many bridesmaids?"
And, "How did he do it?"
326
00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:13,365
- "Gonna have kids? How many?"
- Three.
327
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:17,136
- What?
- Two dogs, and maybe some chickens.
328
00:23:17,311 --> 00:23:20,974
- We can talk about it. We don't have to.
- Sweetheart, I just think right now...
329
00:23:21,148 --> 00:23:25,608
...it would be better if maybe
we could just keep it a secret.
330
00:23:25,953 --> 00:23:27,853
- Where are you from?
- I am from Ruse.
331
00:23:28,022 --> 00:23:31,321
All right, you guys can start
a Bulgarian village together. All right.
332
00:23:31,492 --> 00:23:34,086
Oh, my God, look, there's the bride. Hi.
333
00:23:34,261 --> 00:23:36,923
Listen, I called my BFF, Tony.
He is already on the dress.
334
00:23:37,098 --> 00:23:40,226
He does all the gowns in Vegas.
Cher, Celine, Carrot Top.
335
00:23:40,401 --> 00:23:42,733
This is going to be so much fun!
Oh, my God, it's...
336
00:23:42,903 --> 00:23:45,497
- Breathe, breathe.
- I have to breathe.
337
00:23:45,673 --> 00:23:46,697
Okay.
338
00:23:48,008 --> 00:23:50,875
- See what I mean?
- Yep, I get it.
339
00:23:51,846 --> 00:23:53,074
So...
340
00:23:53,914 --> 00:23:56,382
...Iove is the problem?
341
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,686
- Did you ever have it?
- Oh, yeah.
342
00:24:00,154 --> 00:24:02,384
How old were you when you got it?
343
00:24:02,556 --> 00:24:07,084
Let's see. I'd just started working
at an architectural firm...
344
00:24:07,261 --> 00:24:12,028
...and there was this beautiful young girl,
and she was studying to be an actress.
345
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,357
Was your heart kind of going:
346
00:24:16,537 --> 00:24:19,472
Yeah. Yeah, just that way. It went,
bumpada, bumpada, bumpada, boom.
347
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,505
You betcha. Just like that.
348
00:24:21,675 --> 00:24:23,973
One day I got up the courage
to introduce myself.
349
00:24:24,145 --> 00:24:28,605
I walk out, walked right up to her
and opened my mouth and...
350
00:24:28,782 --> 00:24:30,977
...nothing comes out.
- Nothing?
351
00:24:31,152 --> 00:24:36,920
Nothing. Not a peep. But she's just waiting
for me to say something, I'm like a statue.
352
00:24:37,091 --> 00:24:40,959
So finally she says,
"All right, I'll meet you here at 6:30."
353
00:24:41,128 --> 00:24:43,096
She knew what you were going to say.
354
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:48,327
Yep. Yeah. She's been reading my mind
like that for 51 years.
355
00:24:49,236 --> 00:24:51,568
The pretty girl was Grandma, right?
356
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:55,265
The pretty girl is Grandma, right?
357
00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:59,079
- When are we gonna get there, Grandpa?
- Coming up to Moorpark.
358
00:24:59,246 --> 00:25:03,808
Making a left turn right here.
What's Moorpark spelled backwards?
359
00:25:03,984 --> 00:25:06,509
- I don't know.
- "Kraproom."
360
00:25:06,687 --> 00:25:09,622
- Grandpa.
- And don't say that in school.
361
00:25:10,658 --> 00:25:11,989
Hello, Siena Bouquet.
362
00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:14,320
- I'll come with you on runs.
- You got it.
363
00:25:14,495 --> 00:25:16,395
But we gotta hustle. They're flying in now.
364
00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:17,826
I'm always hustling, baby.
365
00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:21,559
No, no, no. Like, "hustle" hustle.
Like, no, don't dilly-dally, okay?
366
00:25:21,735 --> 00:25:23,566
Let me tell you, I don't dilly-dally.
367
00:25:23,737 --> 00:25:25,534
- I only upsy-daisy.
- All right.
368
00:25:27,608 --> 00:25:30,475
When a man loves a woman
369
00:25:31,512 --> 00:25:32,672
Crazy businessman.
370
00:25:32,846 --> 00:25:37,249
This guy, like, he wants to give
family discounts to his 30 cousins.
371
00:25:37,952 --> 00:25:40,546
What is this?
What have you got going...?
372
00:25:43,123 --> 00:25:45,318
Excuse me. Can I help you?
373
00:25:46,627 --> 00:25:49,619
I'd like to send a dozen of those
to the best girl at my school.
374
00:25:49,797 --> 00:25:52,789
- And this musical card.
- A dozen of those with thi...?
375
00:25:56,070 --> 00:25:57,560
This... It's...
376
00:25:58,606 --> 00:26:00,198
Okay.
377
00:26:01,408 --> 00:26:05,811
- All right, where am I sending these to?
- Falcon Crest Elementary.
378
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,208
You can MapQuest it.
379
00:26:07,381 --> 00:26:10,248
I actually know where it's at.
I got a friend that goes there.
380
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:13,682
Cool. During recess
would be the best time.
381
00:26:13,854 --> 00:26:17,483
When you get there, just hand me
the flowers, and I'll do the rest.
382
00:26:17,658 --> 00:26:21,185
- Okay?
- I'll be there. Thank you, sir.
383
00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:24,058
What's up with the cutest kid in the world
coming in here?
384
00:26:24,231 --> 00:26:28,827
And he shorted me. He just gave me, like,
15 bucks for a $55 arrangement.
385
00:26:29,003 --> 00:26:32,598
- Could I please have my receipt?
- What, did you get audited last year?
386
00:26:32,773 --> 00:26:33,797
I did.
387
00:26:33,974 --> 00:26:37,808
They always get the good guys,
I'm telling you. Here.
388
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:39,869
Thanks.
389
00:26:44,518 --> 00:26:46,349
So, like, last night, amazing.
390
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,011
This morning,
she couldn't get away fast enough.
391
00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:53,091
Any chance there was a little, shall we say,
disappointment on her part?
392
00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:56,696
No. What? No. None.
393
00:26:56,864 --> 00:26:57,956
At all.
394
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:03,293
- Well... No, no, no. It was fine.
- Fine's not good enough, dude.
395
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:05,961
It was better than fine.
It was a solid A.
396
00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:09,106
Minus. B plus, A minus. A minus.
397
00:27:09,276 --> 00:27:11,506
I hate Valentine's Day.
398
00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:15,513
Why can't these guys deliver their
flowers to their girlfriends themselves?
399
00:27:16,183 --> 00:27:18,743
- Wait, what?
- They just dump them in the mailroom.
400
00:27:18,919 --> 00:27:22,218
- I mean, if they don't wanna take the time to...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
401
00:27:22,389 --> 00:27:25,256
- It's Valentine's Day today?
- Hello?
402
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:27,018
Happy Valentine's Day.
403
00:27:27,194 --> 00:27:30,755
Wha...? No, it's a Monday.
Valentine's Day always falls on a Thursday.
404
00:27:30,931 --> 00:27:33,798
That's Thanksgiving, Hoosier-head.
405
00:27:34,134 --> 00:27:38,127
- Really?
- You're 25. You thought that for 25 years?
406
00:27:38,305 --> 00:27:41,570
Dude, he's from Indiana.
They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day.
407
00:27:41,742 --> 00:27:45,735
No, you're thinking of Kentucky. Of course
Liz was acting weird this morning.
408
00:27:45,913 --> 00:27:48,279
You do have something planned
for tonight, right?
409
00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:52,943
How could I have something planned for
tonight? I didn't even know until right now.
410
00:27:53,554 --> 00:27:57,718
I can do my lunch break,
and I can do after 5?
411
00:27:57,891 --> 00:27:59,984
Okay, great.
412
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,353
No, no, no.
I don't mind people with fetishes.
413
00:28:02,529 --> 00:28:06,124
No, no, no, very creative people.
I gotta put you on hold, sorry.
414
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,892
Good morning.
415
00:28:09,737 --> 00:28:13,503
- You're a strong, confident person.
- Good morning. Who are you?
416
00:28:13,674 --> 00:28:16,609
I am Liz. I am one of the receptionists.
I'm subbing for Monica.
417
00:28:16,777 --> 00:28:19,541
Oh, yeah, Monica,
because she wanted today off.
418
00:28:19,713 --> 00:28:21,340
Shit, she has a life.
419
00:28:21,815 --> 00:28:24,477
She had a funeral, which is a life,
I guess.
420
00:28:24,651 --> 00:28:26,346
Well, Liz, I'm Paula.
421
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,980
I know they call me Bipolar Paula. Don't.
But you should know I'm in crisis.
422
00:28:31,759 --> 00:28:33,659
- Okay.
- I don't wanna talk about it.
423
00:28:33,827 --> 00:28:36,022
- Okay.
- It has nothing to do with being alone...
424
00:28:36,196 --> 00:28:38,255
...on Valentine's Day.
- Of course not.
425
00:28:38,432 --> 00:28:42,232
And everything to do with the client
in crisis.
426
00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:46,167
- That sounds challenging.
- "Challenging"?
427
00:28:46,607 --> 00:28:49,235
Gotta figure out if he still has
an athletic career.
428
00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:52,311
If he doesn't, big fat problemo.
429
00:28:52,479 --> 00:28:54,640
Well, I'm here
to help you solve that problem.
430
00:28:55,682 --> 00:28:57,343
Who's on hold?
431
00:28:58,318 --> 00:28:59,945
My mother.
432
00:29:00,821 --> 00:29:02,288
I'm sorry.
433
00:29:04,224 --> 00:29:06,522
Hangs up on her own mother.
434
00:29:06,693 --> 00:29:08,422
That's cold.
435
00:29:08,595 --> 00:29:09,687
We might just get along.
436
00:29:26,413 --> 00:29:27,937
Hello, I'm Hannah Storm.
437
00:29:28,115 --> 00:29:30,276
And with football season officially over...
438
00:29:30,451 --> 00:29:33,784
...the only lingering question is:
What will Sean Jackson do?
439
00:29:33,954 --> 00:29:36,889
A devastating loss
in the championship game last week...
440
00:29:37,057 --> 00:29:38,615
...leaves his future in question.
441
00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:41,260
His contract is up, and at age 35...
442
00:29:41,428 --> 00:29:44,397
...he's one of the oldest quarterbacks
in the league.
443
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,032
Does his team want him back?
444
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,260
Of course I want Sean Jackson back.
But it's not my decision.
445
00:29:49,436 --> 00:29:51,802
If not,
will he test the waters of free agency?
446
00:29:53,373 --> 00:29:55,705
Or will he make this easier on
everyone...
447
00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:57,468
...and just retire?
448
00:29:57,644 --> 00:30:00,738
Come on, Hannah. Lighten up.
449
00:30:05,719 --> 00:30:07,380
Hi, neighbor!
450
00:30:07,554 --> 00:30:09,021
- Hey, Sean.
- Hey, girls.
451
00:30:09,189 --> 00:30:11,384
Hey, when are you gonna come over
for a swim?
452
00:30:11,558 --> 00:30:14,550
Oh, sorry, sweetie.
I got lots going on today.
453
00:30:14,728 --> 00:30:18,323
- I'm running out of patience.
- And I'm running out of willpower.
454
00:30:18,499 --> 00:30:21,161
But right now, I gotta make a call.
455
00:30:40,153 --> 00:30:42,519
No. Uh-oh.
456
00:30:42,956 --> 00:30:45,948
Help, Heather!
457
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,154
I'm coming, I'm coming! Yeah, hello?
458
00:30:49,329 --> 00:30:50,489
Kara, it's Sean.
459
00:30:50,664 --> 00:30:53,462
Hi, hi. What's going on?
What's going on?
460
00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:57,695
- Media blitz on my career has begun.
- Yes, I know. Are you okay?
461
00:30:57,871 --> 00:31:00,362
Of course I'm okay.
It comes with the territory.
462
00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:03,635
What I'd love is for
my highly paid publicist to take care of it.
463
00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:07,507
I'm on it. I've got my people standing by
and a press release ready to go.
464
00:31:07,681 --> 00:31:10,445
- What else?
- I got a meeting with my agent today.
465
00:31:10,617 --> 00:31:13,814
I want you to meet me there
in about an hour. You'll be there?
466
00:31:15,155 --> 00:31:19,717
Hello? Hello? Did I lose you?
467
00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:23,994
Malibu. You pay a fortune to be here to get
crappy cell phone reception.
468
00:31:24,164 --> 00:31:27,133
No, no. I'm here. I'm here.
I'll be at the meeting.
469
00:31:27,301 --> 00:31:29,326
Outstanding.
470
00:31:30,237 --> 00:31:32,034
Drumline, keep your eyes on Scotty.
471
00:31:32,205 --> 00:31:37,006
Registration for the AP exam
is due next week, so don't flake.
472
00:31:38,011 --> 00:31:39,638
Hey, Grace.
473
00:31:39,813 --> 00:31:44,614
I was thinking of putting together
just a little test-prep group for the class...
474
00:31:44,785 --> 00:31:48,346
...and I was hoping I could pick your brain
about what to focus on...
475
00:31:48,522 --> 00:31:52,049
...since you've taken the test,
and I've... I haven't.
476
00:31:52,225 --> 00:31:57,322
- Yeah, yeah. You know, no problem.
- Oh, great. How about today after school?
477
00:31:57,497 --> 00:31:59,931
You know, I can't today.
I nanny after school.
478
00:32:00,634 --> 00:32:03,102
How about today at lunch?
479
00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:06,300
Uh. See, normally that would
work for me...
480
00:32:06,473 --> 00:32:11,672
...but today at lunch, I'm gonna have
sex with my boyfriend for the first time.
481
00:32:11,845 --> 00:32:17,374
- First time having sex for both of us.
- That is quite a special time for you.
482
00:32:17,551 --> 00:32:21,180
It's Valentine's Day,
we're in love, we're both 18...
483
00:32:21,355 --> 00:32:23,380
...and I just want it to be special and...
484
00:32:23,557 --> 00:32:26,492
The point is, my parents work,
so they'll be gone during lunch.
485
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:30,653
Lunch is the only time it can work out.
You know, I'm free tomorrow lunchtime.
486
00:32:30,831 --> 00:32:35,393
- Lunchtime tomorrow, I'll definitely be free.
- Oh, you'll be done having sex by then?
487
00:32:35,702 --> 00:32:38,262
- Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be good.
- All right.
488
00:32:38,438 --> 00:32:39,735
Bye.
489
00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:45,068
Come sign
the latte petition. Right here, kids.
490
00:32:45,245 --> 00:32:47,770
- Yeah. Right here.
- Okay.
491
00:32:49,516 --> 00:32:52,178
- You're gonna eat first?
- No.
492
00:32:52,352 --> 00:32:54,843
No? Maybe some Gatorade.
493
00:32:55,022 --> 00:32:57,286
That's... Yeah, I don't wanna
get dehydrated.
494
00:32:57,457 --> 00:33:00,324
- You're not gonna eat lunch?
- No. No lunch.
495
00:33:00,494 --> 00:33:03,930
- Well, did you have a big breakfast?
- No.
496
00:33:04,097 --> 00:33:07,794
Do pushups. I'm telling you,
I do them before I run.
497
00:33:07,968 --> 00:33:13,235
- What? Pushups make you run faster?
- No. Makes you look better.
498
00:33:13,407 --> 00:33:15,375
I'll get you a sandwich
when you come back.
499
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:18,033
- Yeah, thanks. That's a good idea.
- Save the lattes.
500
00:33:18,211 --> 00:33:21,942
They're putting lattes
in the vending machines? Finally.
501
00:33:22,115 --> 00:33:24,140
- Hey.
- So I'm gonna go to English...
502
00:33:24,317 --> 00:33:26,785
...and then I'm gonna go set up.
- I'll see you there.
503
00:33:26,953 --> 00:33:28,318
All right.
504
00:33:30,457 --> 00:33:31,822
Thank you, Felicia.
505
00:33:31,992 --> 00:33:34,426
Mr. Schwabbe, I'm so glad you're
taking care of this.
506
00:33:34,594 --> 00:33:36,824
- You got it.
- And I like caramel lattes...
507
00:33:36,997 --> 00:33:39,625
...just, like, FYI.
- Duly noted.
508
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,131
Have fun at lunch!
509
00:33:44,538 --> 00:33:46,301
What do you think?
510
00:33:47,574 --> 00:33:48,939
We're gonna wait.
511
00:33:49,109 --> 00:33:51,202
I think we should just, like,
enjoy this time.
512
00:33:51,378 --> 00:33:55,781
- Yeah. Okay. Good.
- Did you like your gift?
513
00:33:55,949 --> 00:33:59,646
- I didn't open it yet.
- You need to open it.
514
00:34:02,122 --> 00:34:04,454
It's... It's my track shirt.
515
00:34:04,624 --> 00:34:08,754
Yeah, but I ironed on your lucky number
on the back.
516
00:34:08,929 --> 00:34:10,055
Thirteen.
517
00:34:10,864 --> 00:34:13,196
But that's your lucky number.
518
00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:14,693
You don't even like it.
519
00:34:14,868 --> 00:34:19,532
- No. No, I love it. I can't wait to wear it.
- Okay.
520
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,367
- Try it on now, then.
- Now?
521
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:23,839
- Yeah.
- Well...
522
00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:27,173
...you know, a little uncomfortable
taking my shirt off in public.
523
00:34:28,348 --> 00:34:31,977
- But, hey, I'll wear it later, okay?
- Okay.
524
00:34:32,452 --> 00:34:34,977
Are you gonna carry it around all day?
525
00:34:35,155 --> 00:34:36,520
Shut up.
526
00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:38,749
- Let's see if this fits in my locker.
- Right.
527
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:42,322
This is his fifth paternity test.
What are we talking about?
528
00:34:45,932 --> 00:34:49,333
So I spoke with the GM. They passed.
529
00:34:49,503 --> 00:34:50,902
Passed?
530
00:34:51,071 --> 00:34:54,131
We got to the playoffs. I was all-league.
531
00:34:54,307 --> 00:34:57,538
They decided to go another way.
They're chasing that kid from Alabama.
532
00:34:57,711 --> 00:35:00,737
I'm working on a press release
saying it was a mutual parting.
533
00:35:00,914 --> 00:35:05,112
- Well, so now what?
- Well, we... We look for another team.
534
00:35:05,285 --> 00:35:07,845
I don't know. Maybe I'm done.
535
00:35:08,021 --> 00:35:09,784
- You're not done.
- Absolutely not.
536
00:35:09,956 --> 00:35:13,084
And I'm not speaking as someone
who makes a lot of money off of you.
537
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:14,784
I'm speaking as your fan.
538
00:35:14,961 --> 00:35:19,591
Right now, you can still make
a ton of money doing what you love.
539
00:35:19,766 --> 00:35:23,668
Well, the problem is, Paula,
it's not the only thing I want out of life.
540
00:35:23,837 --> 00:35:26,203
A relationship. Kids.
541
00:35:26,373 --> 00:35:28,568
Well, you can still have that
and play football.
542
00:35:28,742 --> 00:35:31,302
Look, I'm not complaining.
I've been lucky. But...
543
00:35:31,478 --> 00:35:33,742
So, what is he telling me?
What are we gonna do?
544
00:35:34,948 --> 00:35:39,647
I think we should take a beat
and let Sean think about what he wants.
545
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,549
- Right?
- Right.
546
00:35:41,721 --> 00:35:44,212
We have no time for thinking.
547
00:35:45,158 --> 00:35:46,989
Put it on their tab.
548
00:35:49,629 --> 00:35:51,187
- Come on!
- Ha-ha-ha!
549
00:35:51,364 --> 00:35:53,093
- That's seven in a row.
- It's amazing.
550
00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,131
You are like... This woman's a shark.
551
00:35:55,302 --> 00:35:57,327
- You are good at this game.
- Not really.
552
00:35:57,504 --> 00:36:02,567
Just witnessed a tactical game of reading
your opponent and adjusting accordingly.
553
00:36:02,742 --> 00:36:05,711
Wait, are you saying
that you're reading me?
554
00:36:07,113 --> 00:36:08,671
Thank you.
555
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:12,783
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Oh, thank you.
556
00:36:16,990 --> 00:36:19,083
Yes, I can read you.
It's part of my training.
557
00:36:19,259 --> 00:36:20,749
Everyone gives subtle hints.
558
00:36:20,927 --> 00:36:22,690
- Hints? Like what?
- Giveaways.
559
00:36:22,863 --> 00:36:25,491
You boarded the plane wearing a suit
but no wedding ring.
560
00:36:25,665 --> 00:36:27,292
Serious, but not committed.
561
00:36:27,467 --> 00:36:29,628
You let a stranger
sleep on your shoulder.
562
00:36:29,803 --> 00:36:33,295
Kindness, but also feels good
to be needed.
563
00:36:33,473 --> 00:36:36,874
The heart-shaped candy.
Another giveaway.
564
00:36:37,744 --> 00:36:40,804
Either you have a problem with sugar,
which, based on the syrup...
565
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:43,506
...you put on your pancakes,
I wouldn't think so.
566
00:36:43,683 --> 00:36:46,618
Or you have a problem with candy
in the shape of a heart.
567
00:36:46,786 --> 00:36:49,482
Which means you might have a problem
with romance...
568
00:36:49,656 --> 00:36:52,784
...and things pertaining to this day
in particular.
569
00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:58,624
Not bad, soldier.
570
00:36:59,499 --> 00:37:01,433
Okay, Edison. Thank you very much.
571
00:37:01,601 --> 00:37:04,468
Now you all have seen how to properly
place your valentines...
572
00:37:04,638 --> 00:37:07,732
...into our fabulous envelopes,
go ahead. Great.
573
00:37:07,908 --> 00:37:11,810
And while you are doing that quietly,
a little history about Valentine's Day.
574
00:37:11,978 --> 00:37:15,675
Valentine's Day was a massacre in
Chicago where they shot everybody...
575
00:37:15,849 --> 00:37:18,181
...and put a curse on the Chicago Cubs.
576
00:37:19,052 --> 00:37:22,749
Thank you, Franklin, but this
is a different Valentine's Day. Lose the hat.
577
00:37:22,923 --> 00:37:24,823
Okay, in ancient Rome...
578
00:37:24,991 --> 00:37:28,893
...Emperor Claudius II, who was also
known as Claudius the Cruel.
579
00:37:29,763 --> 00:37:32,061
Claudius the Cruel banned all marriages...
580
00:37:32,232 --> 00:37:34,894
...because he wanted his soldiers
to concentrate on war.
581
00:37:35,068 --> 00:37:38,094
But there was a priest who was known
as Valentine...
582
00:37:38,271 --> 00:37:41,832
...who secretly married everyone anyway
because he believed in love.
583
00:37:42,008 --> 00:37:45,341
Claudius found out about the marriages,
and he threw Valentine in jail...
584
00:37:45,512 --> 00:37:47,343
Girls. I'm watching you.
585
00:37:47,514 --> 00:37:48,742
Thank you.
586
00:37:48,915 --> 00:37:52,146
Anyway, on February the 14th,
Valentine wrote a note to his beloved...
587
00:37:52,319 --> 00:37:56,779
...and he signed it:
"Farewell, from your Valentine."
588
00:37:57,924 --> 00:38:01,257
Let's see. Are there any questions?
589
00:38:02,829 --> 00:38:04,922
Franklin, I can't wait to hear this.
Go ahead.
590
00:38:05,532 --> 00:38:08,763
Miss Fitzpatrick,
are you in love with anyone?
591
00:38:13,006 --> 00:38:14,200
I saw you on TV today.
592
00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:16,471
- Was it on?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.
593
00:38:16,643 --> 00:38:18,508
Yes. We're famous!
594
00:38:18,678 --> 00:38:20,441
- Yay, we're famous.
- Yes.
595
00:38:20,613 --> 00:38:22,080
So you're the owner, I take it.
596
00:38:22,248 --> 00:38:25,115
Yeah, tech... Yes.
My grandfather actually started it in Italy.
597
00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:27,719
Yeah, my dad brought it over,
but now I got the shop.
598
00:38:27,887 --> 00:38:29,718
That's great. It's a family business.
599
00:38:29,889 --> 00:38:32,153
Look, I hate to play this card,
but I'm a doctor.
600
00:38:32,325 --> 00:38:35,692
I have surgery in an hour and a half.
Is there any way you could help me?
601
00:38:35,862 --> 00:38:36,954
- Say no more.
- Thank you.
602
00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:40,930
Could I get an order form, please,
for the great doctor here?
603
00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:43,126
I need two arrangements.
604
00:38:43,303 --> 00:38:46,636
Something special, long-stemmed roses for
each one of my...
605
00:38:46,806 --> 00:38:48,239
...ladies.
606
00:38:48,675 --> 00:38:50,074
I need your discretion.
607
00:38:50,844 --> 00:38:52,778
We have an understanding, right?
608
00:38:52,946 --> 00:38:54,846
I understand. There's a florist code.
609
00:38:55,015 --> 00:38:58,644
Great. Here's the credit card.
And here are the addresses.
610
00:38:58,818 --> 00:39:01,787
These are the addresses for the ladies.
611
00:39:03,356 --> 00:39:06,291
- Harrison Copeland?
- Yes, you need... You want some ID?
612
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:10,894
Nope. Should be good. Uh...
613
00:39:11,064 --> 00:39:14,500
Okay, this Julia Fitzpatrick,
that would be your...
614
00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:15,691
...girlfriend.
615
00:39:16,536 --> 00:39:20,063
- Yes.
- And this Pamela Copeland...
616
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,936
...it's the same last name as you.
Would that be your wife?
617
00:39:23,109 --> 00:39:24,133
Yes.
618
00:39:24,310 --> 00:39:28,440
I thought we had some sort of code,
understanding.
619
00:39:28,615 --> 00:39:32,449
The code is the code. I just wanna
make sure that your understanding...
620
00:39:32,619 --> 00:39:36,111
...is the same understanding
as my understanding. Understand?
621
00:39:36,289 --> 00:39:39,725
- Yeah, can you run the card, please?
- Yep.
622
00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:42,858
Thank you. I have to get my wallet.
I'll be right back.
623
00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:11,589
- Wish me luck.
- All us virgins are pulling for you. Whoo!
624
00:40:11,758 --> 00:40:14,727
If you need any help, text me.
625
00:40:36,382 --> 00:40:38,009
Pushkin.
626
00:40:40,186 --> 00:40:42,518
Good girl. Go play.
627
00:40:50,763 --> 00:40:53,459
Pushkin, no. Downstairs, Pushkin.
628
00:40:58,171 --> 00:40:59,729
One...
629
00:41:17,991 --> 00:41:23,224
Oh, Grace
When I saw your face
630
00:41:45,118 --> 00:41:47,018
Oh, Grace
631
00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:53,591
Hey, you. Come on.
Mommy's home for a minute.
632
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,752
Wha...? Come on, sweetie.
633
00:41:56,930 --> 00:42:01,867
Made my heart race
Like a high-speed chase
634
00:42:02,936 --> 00:42:04,597
- Grace
- Grace?
635
00:42:04,771 --> 00:42:05,795
Oh, my...! Alex!
636
00:42:05,972 --> 00:42:09,703
- Holy... Mrs. Smart. Oh, my gosh!
- What are you doing here?
637
00:42:09,876 --> 00:42:13,368
I'm rehearsing!
638
00:42:13,546 --> 00:42:16,982
- Naked?
- Naked! Yes!
639
00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:20,483
It's... It's experiment...
640
00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:25,147
I'm doing an... Ow! Experimental show.
It's very, very avant-garde type of thing.
641
00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:28,158
And the... Oh, shit! I mean, excuse me!
642
00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:31,195
- It's okay. I've heard the word before.
- Not shit!
643
00:42:31,364 --> 00:42:34,060
God, look at the time. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything, though.
644
00:42:34,234 --> 00:42:35,258
Ow!
645
00:42:35,435 --> 00:42:36,424
- I'm so sorry!
- It's okay.
646
00:42:36,603 --> 00:42:38,036
- Are you okay?
- Please! Do not come closer.
647
00:42:38,204 --> 00:42:40,638
This does not look right, Alex.
648
00:42:40,807 --> 00:42:43,742
- Thanks for everything and...
- Oh, my God.
649
00:42:44,477 --> 00:42:47,503
- No, Pushkin. Pushkin, no.
- Pushkin. Pushkin.
650
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,671
That's okay.
You know what, I'm gonna just...
651
00:42:49,849 --> 00:42:52,818
All right. Breathe. Oh, my goodness.
All right.
652
00:42:52,986 --> 00:42:56,422
See you very soon, Mrs. Smart! Bye-bye.
653
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,888
MRS. SMART:
Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo!
654
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:19,036
- Grace! Grace!
- What are you doing? What happened?
655
00:43:19,212 --> 00:43:21,146
- Mom.
- What, your mom?
656
00:43:21,314 --> 00:43:25,182
- Yeah, sure. My mom was at your house.
- Wha...?
657
00:43:25,351 --> 00:43:28,843
- My mom. What did you say?
- That I was rehearsing.
658
00:43:29,022 --> 00:43:31,320
Naked? Did she buy it?
659
00:43:31,491 --> 00:43:34,949
I think so.
My fear made me very convincing.
660
00:43:35,128 --> 00:43:36,959
I wrote you a song.
661
00:43:38,131 --> 00:43:40,258
If you do that again, Vladimir...
662
00:43:40,433 --> 00:43:44,699
...I will have no choice
but to get down off my horse...
663
00:43:44,871 --> 00:43:48,568
...and punish you.
- Hello? Who wants a valentine?
664
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:52,606
I am wearing my thigh-high
black leather boots...
665
00:43:52,779 --> 00:43:55,407
...carrying my riding crop.
666
00:43:56,182 --> 00:44:00,084
Now pull down your pants
and bend over.
667
00:44:00,253 --> 00:44:02,619
I think this floor has the most valentines.
668
00:44:02,789 --> 00:44:05,019
What a sweet little pink ass you have.
669
00:44:05,191 --> 00:44:08,126
And I will beat it with my crop...
670
00:44:08,294 --> 00:44:11,889
...until you submit to me,
you filthy peasant.
671
00:44:12,065 --> 00:44:16,263
I will beat it, and beat it,
and beat it, and beat it.
672
00:44:17,904 --> 00:44:19,804
Thank you for calling Naughty Nymphos.
673
00:44:19,972 --> 00:44:22,907
The charge will appear on
your credit card as Vague Entertainment.
674
00:44:23,076 --> 00:44:24,373
Hi there!
675
00:44:24,544 --> 00:44:27,479
Hi. Well, if it isn't the gymnast.
676
00:44:27,647 --> 00:44:30,639
Well... Yes.
677
00:44:31,317 --> 00:44:34,616
To paraphrase some poet:
678
00:44:35,288 --> 00:44:38,155
"There's a hell of a nice universe
next door.
679
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:41,188
- Let's go."
- E.E. Cummings.
680
00:44:41,361 --> 00:44:43,591
Yeah, E.E. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff.
681
00:44:43,763 --> 00:44:45,822
- I think you said he was your favorite.
- Yes.
682
00:44:45,998 --> 00:44:49,365
I did say he was my favorite.
He had me at the font.
683
00:44:49,535 --> 00:44:52,902
I feel, like, so stupid for forgetting
that it's Valentine's Day today.
684
00:44:53,072 --> 00:44:56,940
- Oh, no. It's really not a big deal.
- You know what, it is to me.
685
00:44:57,110 --> 00:45:01,308
So can I take you out tonight?
686
00:45:01,748 --> 00:45:05,275
Yes. That would be wonderful. Yes.
687
00:45:05,451 --> 00:45:08,716
- How fast does that cart go?
- Well, let's find out.
688
00:45:10,356 --> 00:45:11,380
Liz...
689
00:45:11,557 --> 00:45:17,018
...there's a man on line 2 asking me to
cover him up in Vaseline and bubble wrap.
690
00:45:17,196 --> 00:45:21,064
I'll take care of that. Damn prank callers.
691
00:45:21,234 --> 00:45:24,829
And he doesn't have a Russian accent,
so I don't think you'll need your horse.
692
00:45:25,004 --> 00:45:26,665
- You heard that?
- It's my phone line.
693
00:45:26,839 --> 00:45:30,707
Oh, Paula. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
694
00:45:30,977 --> 00:45:32,501
Am I fired?
695
00:45:32,678 --> 00:45:35,238
It's cool.
You got a way with dirty words, I like that.
696
00:45:35,415 --> 00:45:37,315
Just make sure
you answer my calls first.
697
00:45:37,483 --> 00:45:40,213
Absolutely.
Oh, you do not have to worry about...
698
00:45:40,386 --> 00:45:42,354
...that.
699
00:45:42,889 --> 00:45:44,982
Probably not gonna make
Employee of the Month.
700
00:45:53,766 --> 00:45:56,564
You're listening to
"Mike and Mike in the Morning" on ESPN...
701
00:45:56,736 --> 00:45:58,601
...America's number one
sports talk show.
702
00:45:58,771 --> 00:46:02,002
And, Greeny, the news of the hour:
Sean Jackson, now a free agent.
703
00:46:02,175 --> 00:46:05,008
- What's he supposed to do?
- He can check out Craigslist...
704
00:46:05,178 --> 00:46:06,202
...see who's hiring.
705
00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:19,684
Oh, man. Hey, man, you see this?
706
00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:21,918
You did this.
Man, you're gonna pay for this.
707
00:46:22,094 --> 00:46:24,892
Easy, big fella. I know it was my fault.
708
00:46:25,064 --> 00:46:29,433
If you just call my business manager,
he's got all my information.
709
00:46:29,602 --> 00:46:33,732
And I'll have my business manager call
your business manager, okay?
710
00:46:34,707 --> 00:46:39,667
Sean Jackson. Oh, man, my neck.
Oh, and my back.
711
00:46:39,846 --> 00:46:43,475
And my chest. I'm just kidding.
712
00:46:43,649 --> 00:46:46,675
- Whoa, dude, will you sign my hat?
- Sure.
713
00:46:46,853 --> 00:46:49,515
Thirty-five completions,
three touchdowns on the ground.
714
00:46:49,689 --> 00:46:52,385
They think you should hang it up.
That's gratitude for you.
715
00:46:52,558 --> 00:46:53,582
Well, thanks, buddy.
716
00:46:53,759 --> 00:46:57,251
But that door's pretty messed up.
You got another truck?
717
00:46:57,430 --> 00:46:58,761
Yeah, but I'm already behind.
718
00:46:58,931 --> 00:47:02,059
Valentine's Day is kind of a big day
flower-wise.
719
00:47:02,235 --> 00:47:05,864
I don't know why people get flowers
delivered. You can give them yourself.
720
00:47:06,038 --> 00:47:08,165
Some folks like to get flowers
at the workshop.
721
00:47:08,341 --> 00:47:13,005
To some people, love doesn't exist unless
you acknowledge it in front of other people.
722
00:47:14,447 --> 00:47:18,816
You're a superstar, Sean. Drive better.
Whoop!
723
00:47:21,754 --> 00:47:25,815
Yeah, Kara, it's me.
Listen, I know what I wanna do.
724
00:47:25,992 --> 00:47:27,857
I think.
725
00:47:56,956 --> 00:48:00,722
Oh, no, man, not today.
726
00:48:18,778 --> 00:48:19,904
So, what do I do?
727
00:48:20,079 --> 00:48:24,379
Do I tell her and break her heart,
or keep it to myself and stay out of it?
728
00:48:24,550 --> 00:48:26,916
- It's none of my business.
- You want my opinion?
729
00:48:27,086 --> 00:48:29,213
Yes. No.
730
00:48:29,388 --> 00:48:31,322
Well, it depend... What's your opinion?
731
00:48:31,490 --> 00:48:33,981
Ask yourself,
if the situation was reversed...
732
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,718
...what would you want her to do?
733
00:48:37,063 --> 00:48:40,430
- Why you gotta be so sensitive?
- It's because you're so fragile.
734
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:45,833
Okay, so a neutral chlorine atom
has 17 protons and 17 electrons.
735
00:48:46,005 --> 00:48:48,235
And, if these two atoms become...
736
00:48:52,044 --> 00:48:54,842
- Hi.
- This order came into the shop for you.
737
00:48:55,014 --> 00:48:59,974
- I thought I'd deliver it myself.
- Hey, guys, this is my friend, Reed.
738
00:49:00,152 --> 00:49:04,350
- Say hi.
- Hi, Reed.
739
00:49:04,523 --> 00:49:09,187
Take a look at chapter 10, section two.
Just, quietly, to yourselves.
740
00:49:10,396 --> 00:49:13,388
They're from Harrison.
Did he come into the shop? Wow.
741
00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:15,761
Did you meet him?
742
00:49:15,935 --> 00:49:18,529
I kind of need to talk to you.
Do you have a second?
743
00:49:19,405 --> 00:49:20,895
Yeah, sure.
744
00:49:21,073 --> 00:49:23,439
Edison, you're in charge.
745
00:49:28,314 --> 00:49:32,410
- Recess. Let's party.
- Sit down, and be quiet. Got that?
746
00:49:32,585 --> 00:49:34,917
I'm just glad you got to see them.
They're so cute.
747
00:49:35,087 --> 00:49:37,385
- Yeah. They're great.
- Hey, guess what.
748
00:49:37,556 --> 00:49:40,616
I got a flight. I'm leaving at 5:30.
I'll be there by dinner.
749
00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:43,921
You know what, actually,
I don't think it's a good idea.
750
00:49:44,096 --> 00:49:47,327
- Why? It was your idea.
- Well, sometimes I have bad ideas.
751
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,728
It was a genius idea.
752
00:49:48,901 --> 00:49:51,734
- Mr. Bouquet, what about my flowers?
- Is everything okay?
753
00:49:51,904 --> 00:49:55,863
- I gave you $13.
- Oh, right. I remember.
754
00:49:56,042 --> 00:49:59,671
Yeah, they're probably on the truck.
Don't worry, man, they'll be here soon.
755
00:49:59,845 --> 00:50:03,906
Edison, I've known Mr. Bouquet
for a long, long time.
756
00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:07,348
If he tells you your flowers are gonna
be here, then they will be here.
757
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,921
Just give me 30 seconds.
Hold down the fort. I'll be right back.
758
00:50:11,323 --> 00:50:13,188
Don't get on the plane.
759
00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:15,818
Why not?
760
00:50:18,698 --> 00:50:20,290
You're sweet.
761
00:50:20,466 --> 00:50:22,457
Is this because Harrison
came into the shop?
762
00:50:23,836 --> 00:50:28,364
And it made you realize that things
could change between us.
763
00:50:28,941 --> 00:50:30,374
No, it's not about me.
764
00:50:30,543 --> 00:50:33,808
Because up to now, all these years,
I've just been there for you.
765
00:50:33,979 --> 00:50:36,004
And with Morley, if she works late...
766
00:50:36,182 --> 00:50:38,742
...if you wanna see a bad movie
she doesn't wanna see...
767
00:50:38,918 --> 00:50:41,910
...or if you wanna have junk food
that she's not gonna have...
768
00:50:42,088 --> 00:50:45,216
...I'm clearly your go-to girl.
- And you're the best.
769
00:50:45,391 --> 00:50:49,384
And now, there's this guy in the mix.
And he's not just a guy...
770
00:50:50,296 --> 00:50:51,627
...he's a man.
771
00:50:51,797 --> 00:50:54,493
- You're afraid he's gonna steal me?
- No. When he came in...
772
00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:56,328
Because, listen, since l...
773
00:50:59,205 --> 00:51:01,173
- I'm your buddy. Don't worry.
- I know.
774
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:02,967
I'm not going anywhere.
775
00:51:05,611 --> 00:51:08,273
But thanks for coming. I'll call you later.
776
00:51:08,447 --> 00:51:10,881
Hey, what's happening in here?
Get back in your seat!
777
00:51:11,050 --> 00:51:12,483
What in the... Stop that.
778
00:51:12,651 --> 00:51:15,882
Get back. That is enough.
779
00:51:16,055 --> 00:51:19,115
Have you lost your minds?
To your seat. That's it, that's it.
780
00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:22,419
I can't talk right now!
I'll have to call you later!
781
00:51:23,395 --> 00:51:25,955
Break it up. Let's go. Come on.
782
00:51:30,369 --> 00:51:33,930
Stop it. Stop looking at me like that.
I tried to tell her.
783
00:51:34,106 --> 00:51:36,131
Not hard enough, Reed.
784
00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:38,703
- You don't know.
- Oh, I don't know?
785
00:51:38,878 --> 00:51:41,210
No, you've never seen her sad.
786
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:44,042
She looks like an abandoned puppy dog
when she cries.
787
00:51:44,216 --> 00:51:45,547
I'm not gonna do that to her.
788
00:51:45,718 --> 00:51:48,710
Especially not today.
I'm not gonna ruin Valentine's Day for her.
789
00:51:48,888 --> 00:51:53,484
I know what day it is. We got a van full
of flowers. At least hurry up. We're behind.
790
00:51:53,659 --> 00:51:55,388
You can't rush love.
791
00:51:55,561 --> 00:52:00,191
I'm gonna drop this off in the bedroom
before Morley gets home. I'll be right back.
792
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,893
He's not gonna hurry.
793
00:52:03,369 --> 00:52:04,393
I'm gonna fish.
794
00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:17,405
- Hey, how was your day?
- Go, go.
795
00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:18,641
- What...?
- Go!
796
00:52:18,818 --> 00:52:19,978
No, wait.
797
00:52:20,152 --> 00:52:24,816
- I want to get out of here.
- Okay, breathe. Like I taught you.
798
00:52:25,291 --> 00:52:26,986
All right, now tell me what's wrong.
799
00:52:27,593 --> 00:52:29,220
She doesn't know I love her.
800
00:52:29,395 --> 00:52:31,989
She didn't get her flowers.
She doesn't know.
801
00:52:32,164 --> 00:52:35,964
I need to make things right.
Will you please help me, Grace? Please?
802
00:52:36,135 --> 00:52:38,899
Of course. But first, soccer.
803
00:52:43,309 --> 00:52:45,334
Hang on. Okay, I can hear you now.
804
00:52:46,912 --> 00:52:50,439
Okay. It's gonna be me all alone
at my own party.
805
00:52:50,616 --> 00:52:54,780
Nobody R.S.V.P.'s. It's L.A. Everyone wants
you to think they have a life.
806
00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:58,048
- I hate you being so in love.
- Oh, I know. Thank you.
807
00:52:58,224 --> 00:53:01,751
Speaking of which, I am going to
San Francisco. Sorry I won't be there.
808
00:53:02,928 --> 00:53:05,795
Whack the heart for me, honey.
I gotta go. Bye.
809
00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:13,828
Carmine, relax. It's me.
810
00:53:15,674 --> 00:53:16,800
- Hey.
- Reed.
811
00:53:18,444 --> 00:53:22,039
What are you doing here? Are you okay?
Is it...?
812
00:53:27,186 --> 00:53:29,120
I'm sorry.
813
00:53:29,288 --> 00:53:31,347
I love you.
814
00:53:31,790 --> 00:53:36,022
But I'm just not ready
for this kind of commitment.
815
00:53:36,495 --> 00:53:40,124
And I didn't know that this morning.
816
00:53:43,202 --> 00:53:44,999
No, it's okay.
817
00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:48,496
I shouldn't have rushed it. We can wait.
818
00:53:48,674 --> 00:53:50,801
You didn't do anything wrong.
819
00:53:50,976 --> 00:53:53,877
I shouldn't have been surprised
when you asked.
820
00:53:54,046 --> 00:53:56,947
I should be thinking
about our future together.
821
00:53:57,116 --> 00:53:59,983
But I'm still focused on my future.
822
00:54:01,387 --> 00:54:04,754
Look, you can still have your career,
baby.
823
00:54:04,924 --> 00:54:09,861
We're getting married.
We're not becoming monks or something.
824
00:54:10,029 --> 00:54:14,227
And then there's the whole thing
with my parents' horrible...
825
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,995
Your parents? Wait a second. Just because
your parents had a bad divorce...
826
00:54:18,170 --> 00:54:20,798
...does not mean that you're going to have
a bad divorce.
827
00:54:20,973 --> 00:54:24,431
They're not hereditary.
It's not like it's contagious, all right?
828
00:54:25,210 --> 00:54:27,201
You're not getting it.
829
00:54:27,379 --> 00:54:31,873
You know, the first phone call I made
after you proposed was to my office.
830
00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:34,383
To confirm my 10:00 meeting.
831
00:54:41,193 --> 00:54:44,162
It's really beautiful.
832
00:54:46,398 --> 00:54:48,366
For someone else.
833
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,367
Don't worry. It's...
834
00:54:58,377 --> 00:55:00,607
Me and Carmine will be fine. Won't we?
835
00:55:00,779 --> 00:55:02,804
Won't we, Carmine?
836
00:55:03,315 --> 00:55:04,646
Right, baby?
837
00:55:08,887 --> 00:55:11,617
Carmine, come. Come here.
838
00:55:15,473 --> 00:55:19,307
Okay, all right. Yeah. Okay...
839
00:55:33,592 --> 00:55:35,651
Did you even consider marrying me?
840
00:55:36,361 --> 00:55:38,420
Of course I did.
841
00:55:39,698 --> 00:55:45,000
But when you ask a girl to marry you,
do you want her to just consider it?
842
00:55:45,170 --> 00:55:47,798
Or do you want her to just know?
843
00:55:53,044 --> 00:55:56,070
It's Romeo Midnight, back again.
844
00:55:56,248 --> 00:56:00,082
And if those topsy-turvy feelings
have got you twisted inside-out...
845
00:56:00,252 --> 00:56:03,710
...think of the poet Rumi,
who 800 years ago said:
846
00:56:03,888 --> 00:56:08,222
"All we really want
is love's confusing joy."
847
00:56:08,393 --> 00:56:10,327
Amen, brother.
848
00:56:10,729 --> 00:56:12,720
She was there, huh?
849
00:56:13,231 --> 00:56:14,926
Is that it?
850
00:56:17,736 --> 00:56:19,328
So this, you believe.
851
00:56:19,504 --> 00:56:22,302
You don't buy it
when she says yes to me...
852
00:56:22,574 --> 00:56:24,542
...but when she dumps me...
853
00:56:24,709 --> 00:56:27,303
...that you can wrap your head around.
854
00:56:27,479 --> 00:56:29,208
I had a feeling.
855
00:56:30,282 --> 00:56:32,842
- Excuse me?
- That it wasn't right, Reed.
856
00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:37,011
- Man, you know, an inkling.
- An inkling?
857
00:56:37,756 --> 00:56:42,386
You had an inkling,
and you kept it to yourself?
858
00:56:48,466 --> 00:56:51,867
You don't keep inklings to yourself.
You share them. You're like:
859
00:56:52,037 --> 00:56:53,504
"Hey, guy. I got an inkling...
860
00:56:53,672 --> 00:56:57,130
...you're headed for a fall here."
That's what friends do.
861
00:56:57,309 --> 00:57:00,574
That's common knowledge.
It's in the damn handbook.
862
00:57:01,813 --> 00:57:04,782
I'm sorry, Reed. You're right.
863
00:57:05,517 --> 00:57:07,610
I gotta stop Julia, don't I?
864
00:57:07,786 --> 00:57:11,381
If it's the damn handbook,
I think you better.
865
00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:14,982
Now, let's go.
866
00:57:21,366 --> 00:57:22,856
Next.
867
00:57:23,768 --> 00:57:26,601
I'm going to visit my boyfriend.
I'm surprising him.
868
00:57:26,771 --> 00:57:30,229
- Oh, yeah. Guys love surprises.
- Is that sarcasm?
869
00:57:30,408 --> 00:57:33,775
I surprised my husband once.
Now he's my ex-husband.
870
00:57:33,945 --> 00:57:36,812
- Oh, that sucks...
- Yes. Never touch security, ma'am.
871
00:57:36,981 --> 00:57:39,643
- Yes, ma'am. Copy that.
- Okay.
872
00:57:43,421 --> 00:57:44,547
- Next.
- Have a nice day.
873
00:57:44,723 --> 00:57:46,315
You too, ma'am.
874
00:57:49,728 --> 00:57:53,494
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
875
00:57:53,665 --> 00:57:55,530
We gotta get to the airport.
876
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:58,669
- Oh, shit. The flowers.
- Well, I'll deliver them. You go.
877
00:57:58,837 --> 00:58:00,828
I don't have a car. All I have is this van.
878
00:58:01,005 --> 00:58:04,634
My cousin Flaco lives nearby. He's got
a car you can borrow. It's a Chevy.
879
00:58:04,809 --> 00:58:06,106
Yeah?
880
00:58:06,277 --> 00:58:07,972
A hybrid.
881
00:58:25,530 --> 00:58:27,327
Right over there.
882
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:35,997
Guy leaves. I said, "We can't take the dog."
He says, "You know, he'll be right back..."
883
00:58:36,174 --> 00:58:38,938
Hi. I need your first ticket...
884
00:58:39,110 --> 00:58:43,740
...out of terminal G to San Francisco.
- This counter for oversized items.
885
00:58:43,915 --> 00:58:46,884
Right. L... But you sell tickets.
886
00:58:47,051 --> 00:58:50,384
- This counter for oversized items.
- But you sell tickets, right?
887
00:58:50,555 --> 00:58:54,924
That counter is for oversized people
this counter is for oversized items, okay?
888
00:58:55,093 --> 00:58:57,254
Okay, here's my luggage.
889
00:58:58,663 --> 00:59:00,426
Now it's a matched set.
890
00:59:00,598 --> 00:59:03,294
Buddy, I'm 52 and I'm wearing
a bright blue shirt to work.
891
00:59:03,468 --> 00:59:07,097
- Please don't make me madder than I am.
- I'm sorry.
892
00:59:10,675 --> 00:59:12,336
- There's this girl.
- Don't tell me...
893
00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:15,172
...that'll take the fun out of guessing.
Gonna be tough.
894
00:59:15,346 --> 00:59:18,543
There's a very pretty girl,
and she's about to get on a big airplane.
895
00:59:18,716 --> 00:59:22,243
And if you don't stop her,
she'll never know how you really feel.
896
00:59:22,921 --> 00:59:24,821
- Not exactly.
- What am I missing?
897
00:59:24,989 --> 00:59:28,015
If she gets on the plane,
she's gonna find out the hard way...
898
00:59:28,193 --> 00:59:31,560
...that the guy
that she thinks she's in love with...
899
00:59:31,729 --> 00:59:35,426
...is a spineless, lying creep.
- That's no good.
900
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,727
No, it is no good,
and I can't let that happen.
901
00:59:37,902 --> 00:59:42,066
Because this girl, she is great.
She's like...
902
00:59:43,174 --> 00:59:44,869
Like sunshine.
903
00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:47,905
Everything is better when she's there.
904
00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:53,608
I can't stand the idea of some jerk
hurting her. I just can't. I can't.
905
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:56,685
Can you please be quiet...
906
00:59:56,855 --> 01:00:02,054
...so this nice young man
can sell me a ticket. Please?
907
01:00:02,594 --> 01:00:04,391
Take it easy.
908
01:00:04,562 --> 01:00:06,826
Here, this'll get you
to any gate in the place.
909
01:00:06,998 --> 01:00:09,694
- She's like sunshine, huh?
- Yeah.
910
01:00:09,868 --> 01:00:12,735
Well, in that case, it's on me.
Go on, get out of here.
911
01:00:12,904 --> 01:00:14,371
Thank you.
912
01:00:15,006 --> 01:00:16,473
Thank you.
913
01:00:39,364 --> 01:00:42,527
Right this way. Come on. Let me see.
914
01:00:44,636 --> 01:00:46,069
All right.
915
01:00:49,941 --> 01:00:51,806
Hey, sir. Sir.
916
01:00:51,976 --> 01:00:53,944
- Just a moment, sir.
- Attention please.
917
01:00:54,112 --> 01:00:55,807
Flight 464 to San Francisco...
918
01:00:55,980 --> 01:00:58,813
...is now boarding at gate 13
in terminal G.
919
01:01:01,019 --> 01:01:05,217
The... The man left his shoes.
Mister, the man forgot his shoes.
920
01:01:05,390 --> 01:01:06,721
We've got a Code Foxtrot.
921
01:01:06,891 --> 01:01:09,485
- Excuse me. Excuse me!
- We've got a Code Foxtrot.
922
01:01:11,963 --> 01:01:13,362
Oh, on Mount Tam?
923
01:01:13,531 --> 01:01:16,227
Do you think? Because I heard
there's a little restaurant...
924
01:01:16,401 --> 01:01:19,700
He's a friend of mine. It's okay.
What are you doing?
925
01:01:19,871 --> 01:01:21,998
- Just...
- Where are your shoes? Are you okay?
926
01:01:22,173 --> 01:01:23,299
He's married.
927
01:01:24,676 --> 01:01:27,736
- What?
- Harrison. He's married.
928
01:01:28,813 --> 01:01:30,576
He was married, and now he's divorced.
929
01:01:30,748 --> 01:01:33,842
No. He's still married. Her name is Pamela.
They live in Brentwood.
930
01:01:34,018 --> 01:01:36,145
I know because I delivered flowers to her.
931
01:01:36,588 --> 01:01:38,954
I tried to tell you at the school.
932
01:01:39,390 --> 01:01:42,882
Did he say it was his current wife?
"I'm sending flowers to my current wife"?
933
01:01:43,061 --> 01:01:44,585
He didn't have to. I could tell.
934
01:01:44,762 --> 01:01:47,424
Like you could tell
that my old boyfriend Eddie was gay.
935
01:01:47,599 --> 01:01:50,261
- Eddie was gay.
- Eddie is married with two beautiful kids.
936
01:01:50,435 --> 01:01:53,165
- Eddie has a cat named Babs.
- You've tried to talk me...
937
01:01:53,338 --> 01:01:57,138
...out of every boyfriend since we've met.
- I'm telling you the truth. I promise.
938
01:01:57,308 --> 01:01:58,536
I'm going.
939
01:01:58,710 --> 01:02:01,076
No, hang on, hang on.
Come here, come here.
940
01:02:01,245 --> 01:02:03,338
Why, hello there. I'm with security.
941
01:02:03,514 --> 01:02:05,914
Do you think that Morley
and I belong together?
942
01:02:07,452 --> 01:02:10,387
- What does that have to do with anything?
- Just tell me. Do you?
943
01:02:10,555 --> 01:02:13,251
I don't know.
If you love her and if she loves you...
944
01:02:13,424 --> 01:02:16,052
- Answer the question.
- Fine.
945
01:02:17,829 --> 01:02:19,262
No.
946
01:02:20,498 --> 01:02:23,558
- Personally, I don't see it.
- That's what I'm doing here.
947
01:02:23,735 --> 01:02:26,533
Because apparently everyone
and their mother felt that way...
948
01:02:26,704 --> 01:02:28,638
...but nobody had the guts to tell me.
949
01:02:29,407 --> 01:02:32,672
And now, I'm left with some stupid ring
and an empty closet...
950
01:02:32,844 --> 01:02:37,781
...and an ache in my gut the size of Texas
because nobody told me.
951
01:02:38,816 --> 01:02:41,751
- She left you.
- Today.
952
01:02:44,789 --> 01:02:45,915
I'm sorry.
953
01:02:46,090 --> 01:02:51,153
This will serve as your final boarding call
for flight 464 to San Francisco.
954
01:03:03,241 --> 01:03:07,837
- I don't want this to happen to you.
- I'm sorry about Morley...
955
01:03:08,379 --> 01:03:10,142
...but I'm going to see my boyfriend.
956
01:03:10,748 --> 01:03:12,648
You know it's the truth.
957
01:03:17,121 --> 01:03:19,021
Sir, your shoes are still at security.
958
01:03:19,857 --> 01:03:21,654
We're not allowed to touch them.
959
01:03:21,826 --> 01:03:26,593
Sir, what kind of man takes his shoes off
and leave them off in public?
960
01:03:26,764 --> 01:03:29,699
Now, you know,
it's some nasty stuff on these floors, sir.
961
01:03:41,512 --> 01:03:42,979
Whoa.
962
01:03:45,616 --> 01:03:47,106
Sorry.
963
01:03:58,529 --> 01:04:02,192
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure
you've noticed we're experiencing turbulence.
964
01:04:02,366 --> 01:04:05,233
Nothing to be concerned about
but the captain has turned on...
965
01:04:05,402 --> 01:04:06,926
...the seat belt sign for safety.
966
01:04:07,104 --> 01:04:09,766
Please return to your seats
until we pass through this...
967
01:04:09,940 --> 01:04:12,773
...which should be in just a few minutes.
- Yeah.
968
01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:14,543
- Yeah.
- I'll just put it there.
969
01:04:14,711 --> 01:04:16,269
Watch your hands.
970
01:04:20,918 --> 01:04:22,476
You look very pretty.
971
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,878
Thank you.
972
01:04:25,189 --> 01:04:26,213
- Are you nervous?
- Yes.
973
01:04:26,390 --> 01:04:29,655
No reason to be. The minute you walk
through that door nothing else...
974
01:04:29,827 --> 01:04:30,885
...is gonna matter.
975
01:04:31,462 --> 01:04:32,929
Thank you.
976
01:04:35,365 --> 01:04:37,856
Franklin rules!
977
01:04:39,369 --> 01:04:41,394
Hey, Edison, wanna warm up together?
978
01:04:41,572 --> 01:04:44,735
Yeah, Edison.
Warm up with your girlfriend.
979
01:04:44,908 --> 01:04:47,206
Grow up, Franklin.
980
01:04:48,312 --> 01:04:50,439
Are you gonna watch
Discovery Channel tonight?
981
01:04:50,614 --> 01:04:53,139
- It's about giraffes.
- No, I can't.
982
01:04:53,317 --> 01:04:55,217
I have to work at my mother's restaurant.
983
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,447
- The one with the pointy towers?
- Yeah.
984
01:04:58,622 --> 01:05:00,351
I went there for your birthday party.
985
01:05:00,891 --> 01:05:04,122
It's a busy night for us. We have a wedding,
and a party for people...
986
01:05:04,294 --> 01:05:05,784
...who hate Valentine's Day.
987
01:05:06,263 --> 01:05:09,357
- Why hate Valentine's Day?
- I don't know.
988
01:05:09,533 --> 01:05:12,798
We have it every year,
and it's all of Miss Fitzpatrick's friends.
989
01:05:12,970 --> 01:05:14,198
Really?
990
01:05:14,872 --> 01:05:16,965
Not in Franklin's house!
991
01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:19,233
Come on, the game's starting!
992
01:05:28,118 --> 01:05:31,053
- Edison, what the heck is wrong with you?
- I'm in love.
993
01:05:31,221 --> 01:05:33,951
So am I, but I can move my feet.
994
01:05:41,665 --> 01:05:44,828
Did you see it?
I went like this with my head.
995
01:05:45,002 --> 01:05:48,961
I kicked the ball with my head!
Didn't you see it?
996
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:54,641
Oh, I did see it, honey.
Mommy's so proud of you.
997
01:05:55,445 --> 01:05:57,504
Let's go find Daddy.
998
01:06:01,051 --> 01:06:04,145
I'm Kelvin Moore. Happy Valentine's Day.
999
01:06:04,321 --> 01:06:06,186
Welcome to the famous Hollywood Stars...
1000
01:06:06,356 --> 01:06:07,846
Don't you know who I am, huh?
1001
01:06:08,025 --> 01:06:10,653
- You think I wouldn't find you here?
- What are you doing?
1002
01:06:10,827 --> 01:06:12,886
- I'm trying to work.
- Look at this, everyone!
1003
01:06:13,063 --> 01:06:15,531
This is not in... This isn't for pictures.
1004
01:06:15,699 --> 01:06:18,668
Miss. Oh, mother, what's going on?
Why so...?
1005
01:06:18,835 --> 01:06:20,769
"Cisco Martinez is a cheating rat."
1006
01:06:20,938 --> 01:06:23,304
She's loco.
I don't know what she's talking about.
1007
01:06:23,473 --> 01:06:27,341
- No, rata. You rata!
- Cisco! Cisco!
1008
01:06:27,511 --> 01:06:30,446
- What are you doing? This is...
- Oh, she kneed him in the gonads.
1009
01:06:30,614 --> 01:06:32,775
My goodness, I feel for you.
The Dodger Dog.
1010
01:06:32,950 --> 01:06:34,383
- I'm okay.
- Sleeping with them?
1011
01:06:34,551 --> 01:06:36,143
Anyway, my name is Kelvin Moore.
1012
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,413
Happy Valentine's Day.
KVLA, channel 13.
1013
01:06:39,990 --> 01:06:41,480
We done?
1014
01:06:42,726 --> 01:06:45,286
Got a text. Sean Jackson
is calling a press conference.
1015
01:06:45,462 --> 01:06:48,192
This could be my exclusive, okay?
Listen, keep filming.
1016
01:06:48,365 --> 01:06:51,357
All right, do some B-roll
or something like that, all right?
1017
01:06:51,835 --> 01:06:53,632
No worries, boss.
1018
01:06:55,706 --> 01:06:57,697
It's my day.
1019
01:06:58,675 --> 01:07:01,576
Hey, listen, I need to be able
to talk to Kara for two seconds.
1020
01:07:01,745 --> 01:07:05,078
I already gave you everything on the
press conference, so we are good.
1021
01:07:05,248 --> 01:07:09,207
I'm trying to do something special.
Look at the profile. I'm from KVLA.
1022
01:07:09,386 --> 01:07:11,820
- The number two sports guy.
- On my way to number one.
1023
01:07:11,989 --> 01:07:14,423
I wanted to ask her one question
about Sean Jackson.
1024
01:07:14,591 --> 01:07:17,583
I need to be able to ask Sean Jackson
one question on camera.
1025
01:07:17,761 --> 01:07:19,854
She's on a conference call,
she's very busy.
1026
01:07:20,030 --> 01:07:21,691
- I don't know if I can...
- My bladder.
1027
01:07:21,865 --> 01:07:24,891
I gotta use the bathroom. Got a bathroom?
Oh, I dropped my notes.
1028
01:07:25,068 --> 01:07:28,094
- No. You can't just barge into an... Kara.
- Kara.
1029
01:07:28,271 --> 01:07:30,501
- Damn.
- Oh, Kara. Are you okay?
1030
01:07:30,674 --> 01:07:33,871
- Oh, do I look okay?
- Should we call a doctor?
1031
01:07:34,044 --> 01:07:35,409
No, it's this day.
1032
01:07:35,579 --> 01:07:38,013
Christmas, New Year's, Fourth of July,
she's fine.
1033
01:07:38,181 --> 01:07:42,083
- Valentine's Day, not so good.
- What are you doing tonight, Kelvin?
1034
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:47,713
I'm actually here about the Sean Jackson
interview, but we could talk.
1035
01:07:47,891 --> 01:07:52,351
Relax, I'm not asking you out.
I'm just curious.
1036
01:07:52,529 --> 01:07:57,762
How are you spending
this happiest of all days?
1037
01:07:58,335 --> 01:08:00,530
- Let me just...
- You don't wanna call somebody?
1038
01:08:00,704 --> 01:08:02,899
I just wanna know if, in fact...
1039
01:08:03,073 --> 01:08:07,567
...I am the only person
on the whole freaking planet...
1040
01:08:07,744 --> 01:08:13,046
...who is completely
and 100-percent alone on Valentine's Day.
1041
01:08:13,984 --> 01:08:15,281
I asked you a question.
1042
01:08:16,019 --> 01:08:18,044
Yeah. I'm working.
1043
01:08:18,622 --> 01:08:20,988
9, 10, and 11:00.
1044
01:08:21,158 --> 01:08:25,424
Usually, I do two, but people want it off,
so I'm happy to cover for them on this day.
1045
01:08:25,862 --> 01:08:28,092
You don't like to go out
on Valentine's Day?
1046
01:08:28,265 --> 01:08:30,631
- I hate it.
- Me too.
1047
01:08:31,134 --> 01:08:34,365
It's my fault I'm alone.
I'm neurotic to the nth degree.
1048
01:08:34,538 --> 01:08:36,301
I don't have time to work on myself...
1049
01:08:36,473 --> 01:08:38,964
...because I'm too busy
fixing everyone else.
1050
01:08:39,142 --> 01:08:41,702
- Right.
- My closest relationship...
1051
01:08:41,878 --> 01:08:43,573
...is with my BlackBerry.
1052
01:08:43,747 --> 01:08:45,806
- Right.
- Thank God it vibrates.
1053
01:08:45,982 --> 01:08:47,449
- Oh, no.
- But do you know...
1054
01:08:47,617 --> 01:08:49,881
...who has always been there for me?
- Who's that?
1055
01:08:50,053 --> 01:08:53,989
- Candy.
- There's somebody.
1056
01:08:54,524 --> 01:08:57,152
I cannot get enough.
And I know it's bad...
1057
01:08:57,327 --> 01:08:58,555
- Kara.
...but I need it.
1058
01:08:58,729 --> 01:09:01,527
I need it, and there is not a shortage
on Valentine's Day.
1059
01:09:01,698 --> 01:09:03,427
And that is my future.
1060
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,127
I'll be a Ionely old lady
with rotting teeth.
1061
01:09:07,304 --> 01:09:10,273
- No, no, no. No, you're not.
- And a chocolate mustache.
1062
01:09:15,779 --> 01:09:18,247
Okay, maybe you should try some tofu
or something.
1063
01:09:18,415 --> 01:09:21,851
Okay. It'll balance out your emotions.
1064
01:09:22,052 --> 01:09:24,247
I don't want a mustache.
1065
01:09:25,455 --> 01:09:27,047
You'll look hot with a mustache.
1066
01:09:27,691 --> 01:09:30,489
Or without it. It doesn't matter.
1067
01:09:39,069 --> 01:09:43,028
- You can let go of me now.
- Yeah, I should.
1068
01:09:43,206 --> 01:09:45,640
- Well, I guess we're done here.
- All right.
1069
01:09:45,809 --> 01:09:47,071
You can check with Heather.
1070
01:09:47,244 --> 01:09:49,872
- She'll validate your parking.
- You have a blessed day.
1071
01:09:52,382 --> 01:09:54,009
On your mark.
1072
01:09:54,184 --> 01:09:55,344
Get set.
1073
01:10:00,123 --> 01:10:02,751
I'm Greg Gilkins at
my old high school, Henderson High...
1074
01:10:02,926 --> 01:10:04,723
...and today's subject: Young love.
1075
01:10:04,895 --> 01:10:08,854
I'm joined by Felicia, whose boyfriend,
Willy, will be joining us shortly.
1076
01:10:09,032 --> 01:10:12,433
- Felicia, if he's the star athlete, you are...?
- Not the cheerleader.
1077
01:10:12,602 --> 01:10:15,833
- I'm on the dance team.
- Maybe you could show us a little bit.
1078
01:10:16,006 --> 01:10:17,871
Five, six, seven, eight.
1079
01:10:24,214 --> 01:10:26,273
Don't hurt yourself.
1080
01:10:26,449 --> 01:10:28,280
- Yes.
- I haven't seen moves like that...
1081
01:10:28,451 --> 01:10:31,750
...since the '94 Northridge quake.
You guys are...
1082
01:10:34,991 --> 01:10:37,459
How do you feel about each other
this Valentine's Day?
1083
01:10:37,627 --> 01:10:40,221
- Oh, my gosh. I totally love him.
- I'm crazy about her.
1084
01:10:40,397 --> 01:10:42,865
Willy, what is it about her
that makes you so happy?
1085
01:10:43,033 --> 01:10:46,161
Well, she's beautiful,
she makes me laugh...
1086
01:10:46,336 --> 01:10:48,270
...and she does my geometry.
- Bonus.
1087
01:10:48,438 --> 01:10:49,462
- Yep.
- And, Felicia...
1088
01:10:49,639 --> 01:10:51,539
...what is it about Willy that's so cool?
1089
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:55,508
What, besides the fact that he's totally hot?
He's an amazing athlete.
1090
01:10:55,679 --> 01:10:57,806
Go show them, babe.
Go show them, go show them.
1091
01:10:57,981 --> 01:10:59,915
He's so good.
1092
01:11:03,486 --> 01:11:07,923
How about this? I cook her dinner and then
serve it to her in front of a fireplace.
1093
01:11:08,091 --> 01:11:10,559
- That says romance.
- That says cheap-o.
1094
01:11:10,727 --> 01:11:11,751
Okay, not a problem.
1095
01:11:11,928 --> 01:11:14,556
I got her tickets to the movie
at the Hollywood Cemetery.
1096
01:11:14,731 --> 01:11:17,063
Oh, yeah. Chicks love the cemetery...
1097
01:11:17,234 --> 01:11:20,135
...on Valentine's Day.
- Don't you think you should get a gift?
1098
01:11:20,303 --> 01:11:24,000
Gift? I'm supposed to get her a Prius?
We've been dating for like two weeks.
1099
01:11:24,741 --> 01:11:26,265
Is there a two-week gift?
1100
01:11:26,443 --> 01:11:28,843
If you want there to be a third week
there is.
1101
01:11:29,012 --> 01:11:31,606
- So how did you guys meet?
- It's really funny, actually.
1102
01:11:31,781 --> 01:11:33,373
Like, I was not into him at first.
1103
01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,950
He used to shoot spit wads at me
in Spanish class...
1104
01:11:36,119 --> 01:11:37,746
...which is, like, so junior high.
1105
01:11:38,688 --> 01:11:41,623
But then one night I was brushing out
my hair when I got home...
1106
01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:44,783
...and I found this spit wad,
but it was really a note.
1107
01:11:44,961 --> 01:11:48,795
And it said, "What's up?"
And I was like, "That is so cute."
1108
01:11:48,965 --> 01:11:49,989
And then I liked him.
1109
01:11:57,507 --> 01:12:01,204
Oh, my God. Baby, are you okay?
Walk it off, baby. Just walk it off.
1110
01:12:02,312 --> 01:12:04,872
You're still hot, baby. You're still hot.
1111
01:12:05,048 --> 01:12:08,074
- He rolled out of that like a ninja.
- He's usually good at those.
1112
01:12:08,251 --> 01:12:10,685
He's quite the athlete,
you're quite the dancer, huh?
1113
01:12:10,854 --> 01:12:14,790
- Five, six, seven, eight!
- No, I think... I think we're okay.
1114
01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:17,324
Oh, we haven't seen that one.
1115
01:12:17,661 --> 01:12:20,129
- Way to go. She tell you the spit-wad story?
- She did.
1116
01:12:20,297 --> 01:12:22,265
- Yeah, she's mushy like that.
- You like it.
1117
01:12:22,432 --> 01:12:24,627
- I know.
- Oh, I miss high school.
1118
01:12:25,602 --> 01:12:28,503
There you have it, young love.
Full of promise, full of hope...
1119
01:12:28,672 --> 01:12:31,766
...ignorant of reality. From Henderson High
on Valentine's Day, I'm Greg Gilkins.
1120
01:12:33,843 --> 01:12:34,935
Okay.
1121
01:12:35,111 --> 01:12:38,046
Sorry, Mr. E., but they can't get your
flowers delivered today...
1122
01:12:38,214 --> 01:12:42,651
...but they'll figure it out tomorrow.
- No, it has to be today. It has to.
1123
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,956
Oh, just let him go.
Let him go, let him go, let him go.
1124
01:12:47,123 --> 01:12:51,219
I'll tell you, today's a lot of pressure for
anyone, let alone a little kid. Come on.
1125
01:12:51,995 --> 01:12:55,431
Tell me about it. I haven't been having
the best day myself.
1126
01:12:59,235 --> 01:13:01,499
Is everything okay with Alex?
1127
01:13:01,671 --> 01:13:04,697
- Not really.
- Uh-oh. What happened?
1128
01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:09,610
Alex and I were supposed to...
1129
01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:11,004
...have sex today.
1130
01:13:13,683 --> 01:13:15,878
For the first time. For both of us.
1131
01:13:17,053 --> 01:13:19,920
I wanted it to be magical,
and I'm realizing that...
1132
01:13:20,090 --> 01:13:22,615
...it's hard to plan something
to be magical, you know?
1133
01:13:22,792 --> 01:13:26,694
- Yes, that it is.
- Love can't be planned.
1134
01:13:26,863 --> 01:13:29,764
It's not love she is talking about, Edgar.
It is sex.
1135
01:13:29,933 --> 01:13:31,195
He's going to Stanford.
1136
01:13:31,368 --> 01:13:34,963
I'm going to Yale.
And it's just hit me recently that...
1137
01:13:35,138 --> 01:13:37,265
...it's gonna be really hard
to stay together.
1138
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:41,342
So I guess I thought that if we had
this amazing thing connecting us...
1139
01:13:41,511 --> 01:13:44,207
...it'd make it easier, somehow,
but I don't know...
1140
01:13:44,381 --> 01:13:47,646
...hearing myself say it out loud,
it all sounds really stupid.
1141
01:13:47,817 --> 01:13:51,651
And it's not like I'm gonna sleep with
one person for the rest of my life, right?
1142
01:13:51,821 --> 01:13:53,721
I mean, that's just crazy. Who does that?
1143
01:13:53,890 --> 01:13:58,554
- Oh, crazy people like us. We did.
- No.
1144
01:14:00,330 --> 01:14:04,664
- That's amazing.
- Well, granted, it was a different time...
1145
01:14:04,834 --> 01:14:08,463
...and people weren't as promiscuous
as they are now.
1146
01:14:08,638 --> 01:14:11,971
And there were times we spent
long periods apart, but we managed.
1147
01:14:12,142 --> 01:14:16,044
I'm not saying it was easy
or suggesting it for you.
1148
01:14:16,212 --> 01:14:18,407
Just saying it's possible.
1149
01:14:18,581 --> 01:14:22,142
And actually, we're gonna renew our vows
this spring, right?
1150
01:14:26,890 --> 01:14:30,121
- Would you excuse us a minute?
- Yeah. I'm gonna take this.
1151
01:14:30,827 --> 01:14:35,059
Hey. No, I'm just at Edgar and Estelle's.
What are you doing?
1152
01:14:37,767 --> 01:14:41,567
Alex, I gotta tell you something.
1153
01:14:41,738 --> 01:14:43,763
I don't know if today's the day.
1154
01:14:43,940 --> 01:14:46,374
I want it to be special,
you want it to be special...
1155
01:14:46,543 --> 01:14:50,946
...and, you know, we tried
to make it special, but, you know...
1156
01:14:51,514 --> 01:14:54,745
Do you wanna go back there and see
my mom after what happened earlier?
1157
01:14:54,918 --> 01:14:56,317
I don't think so.
1158
01:14:58,955 --> 01:15:02,186
All right, well, okay.
1159
01:15:02,358 --> 01:15:03,825
Um...
1160
01:15:03,993 --> 01:15:06,484
You know what, Alex, sorry.
I need to call you back.
1161
01:15:06,663 --> 01:15:08,631
I have to go. I'll call you later. Bye.
1162
01:15:13,036 --> 01:15:14,060
Edison!
1163
01:15:32,222 --> 01:15:36,591
Remember when you went away
to Florida to build the apartments?
1164
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:39,593
You remember that.
And you were gone a very long time.
1165
01:15:39,763 --> 01:15:41,025
Yes.
1166
01:15:41,731 --> 01:15:44,029
You were gone so long.
1167
01:15:44,367 --> 01:15:46,028
I was so Ionely.
1168
01:15:47,537 --> 01:15:49,334
And...
1169
01:15:49,506 --> 01:15:54,876
Well, Joey came over. It was my birthday,
and he brought flowers, and...
1170
01:15:55,044 --> 01:15:57,877
- I sent you flowers, hon.
- Yes, you did.
1171
01:15:58,047 --> 01:16:00,174
And champagne.
1172
01:16:00,350 --> 01:16:02,341
Joey? Wait a minute.
1173
01:16:02,519 --> 01:16:04,282
- Joey Keenan?
- Yes.
1174
01:16:04,454 --> 01:16:06,718
- My business partner.
- That's right.
1175
01:16:08,391 --> 01:16:11,189
And we sat and we talked
and we had dinner, and we...
1176
01:16:12,762 --> 01:16:14,593
And then...
1177
01:16:16,466 --> 01:16:19,299
It wasn't anything at first. And...
1178
01:16:19,469 --> 01:16:23,872
- You had an affair.
- Yes. But it didn't last long, Edgar.
1179
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:27,305
Didn't last long,
and we regretted it very much.
1180
01:16:27,477 --> 01:16:29,468
I'm so sorry.
1181
01:16:35,118 --> 01:16:39,054
- You're the only man I've ever loved.
- Then why tell me now?
1182
01:16:39,222 --> 01:16:42,714
It's been bothering me.
Our vows and everything.
1183
01:16:42,892 --> 01:16:45,156
And I wanted to tell you the truth.
1184
01:16:45,795 --> 01:16:47,820
The truth?
1185
01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:52,498
Well, unfortunately, Estelle...
1186
01:16:52,669 --> 01:16:56,196
...the truth makes everything else
seem like a lie.
1187
01:16:57,807 --> 01:16:59,468
I'm sorry.
1188
01:17:09,752 --> 01:17:11,686
Why do you hate heart-shaped candy?
1189
01:17:11,855 --> 01:17:16,952
I think it's because it reminds me that this
is Valentine's Day, and I'm recently single.
1190
01:17:17,227 --> 01:17:19,058
- We weren't on the same page.
- Sorry.
1191
01:17:19,229 --> 01:17:22,494
- It's okay. It's over.
- Nothing to be done?
1192
01:17:22,665 --> 01:17:25,657
No, no. I've seen the enemy
and the enemy is me.
1193
01:17:25,835 --> 01:17:28,531
You could go for the stewardess.
She seems to like you.
1194
01:17:29,038 --> 01:17:31,029
I think she likes everybody,
that's her job.
1195
01:17:31,207 --> 01:17:33,767
She looks over here every 5 seconds.
1196
01:17:33,943 --> 01:17:35,808
- No.
- Ready?
1197
01:17:35,979 --> 01:17:38,277
- Five, four, three...
- You wanna bet on it?
1198
01:17:38,448 --> 01:17:40,939
- I'll bet you a bag of pretzels.
- Okay.
1199
01:17:41,117 --> 01:17:43,210
Five, four, three, two...
1200
01:17:43,386 --> 01:17:46,480
- Oh, there it is.
- Okay. All right, that was a coincidence.
1201
01:17:46,656 --> 01:17:49,318
- Five, four, three...
- Stop it. Stop it.
1202
01:17:49,492 --> 01:17:52,825
- Looked on three. She's gonna come here.
- Excuse me.
1203
01:17:52,996 --> 01:17:56,488
- Can I get you anything?
- A bag of pretzels, please.
1204
01:17:57,533 --> 01:17:59,262
Two, actually.
1205
01:18:13,216 --> 01:18:17,346
Thank you for the flowers, Mr. Troken.
Ready for your sponge bath?
1206
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,488
Yes, please.
1207
01:18:28,464 --> 01:18:31,126
Hi, excuse me. Hi.
1208
01:18:31,301 --> 01:18:33,326
Could I ask you a question?
1209
01:18:33,503 --> 01:18:36,301
I'm looking for Dr. Copeland.
Is he here tonight?
1210
01:18:36,472 --> 01:18:40,238
- Not tonight, no.
- Sorry, Dr. Harrison Copeland.
1211
01:18:40,410 --> 01:18:42,173
Not tonight.
1212
01:18:42,879 --> 01:18:47,543
- Could you tell me where I could find him?
- Are you a patient? Is something wrong?
1213
01:18:52,922 --> 01:18:57,018
Look, can I ask you a question,
just woman to woman?
1214
01:18:58,394 --> 01:18:59,952
Okay.
1215
01:19:03,967 --> 01:19:06,197
Is Dr. Copeland married?
1216
01:19:07,103 --> 01:19:08,730
Not divorced or not separated...
1217
01:19:08,905 --> 01:19:12,534
...just full-on married
to a woman named Pamela?
1218
01:19:16,346 --> 01:19:19,110
They just celebrated
their 15th anniversary.
1219
01:19:21,184 --> 01:19:22,879
Cardiology Center.
1220
01:19:26,923 --> 01:19:29,915
Los Angeles Hospital, may I help you?
1221
01:19:31,627 --> 01:19:34,596
Bistro Garden, early seating.
1222
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,070
Kara, I'm still here. I'm in L.A.
1223
01:19:46,242 --> 01:19:48,233
I have a lot to tell you. Give me a call.
1224
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:52,141
May I have your attention, please?
I'm Sean's publicist...
1225
01:19:52,315 --> 01:19:55,512
...and recently there has been a lot of
speculation about his future.
1226
01:19:55,685 --> 01:19:59,849
And rather than keep you all in suspense,
he will make a brief statement at this time.
1227
01:20:03,159 --> 01:20:05,787
- Hey, boss. Sorry, elevator took a year.
- Cleaning up?
1228
01:20:05,962 --> 01:20:07,520
- I'm trying to be you.
- All right.
1229
01:20:07,697 --> 01:20:09,961
First off, I'd like to thank everyone
for coming.
1230
01:20:10,133 --> 01:20:13,864
I know it's Valentine's Day and you might
have other plans, so I'll be quick.
1231
01:20:14,037 --> 01:20:15,595
The cliché...
1232
01:20:15,772 --> 01:20:18,935
...when someone's retiring
who doesn't wanna retire...
1233
01:20:19,108 --> 01:20:22,908
...is to say that it's because they wanna
spend more time with their family.
1234
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:28,073
I don't have a family,
and with everything football has given me...
1235
01:20:28,518 --> 01:20:32,079
...the biggest thing it's taken away is that.
1236
01:20:32,255 --> 01:20:35,622
Because of who I am...
1237
01:20:35,925 --> 01:20:37,051
...because of my job...
1238
01:20:37,226 --> 01:20:40,821
...I haven't been able to live the life
I want to.
1239
01:20:40,997 --> 01:20:44,831
With that in mind, I'll just say the thing
I came here to say.
1240
01:20:46,202 --> 01:20:47,362
I'm gay.
1241
01:20:50,106 --> 01:20:51,130
I knew it!
1242
01:20:51,307 --> 01:20:53,138
- Any questions?
- Are you kidding me?
1243
01:20:53,309 --> 01:20:56,540
And be cool, because I'm not above
kicking anybody's ass.
1244
01:20:56,712 --> 01:20:58,680
Sean, you for real?
1245
01:20:59,315 --> 01:21:02,011
Uh, first question.
1246
01:21:02,618 --> 01:21:04,848
Sean, come on, help me out.
1247
01:21:05,621 --> 01:21:06,986
Kelvin Moore, KVLA.
1248
01:21:07,757 --> 01:21:10,749
Sean, I'm confused here.
Are you saying that you're retiring?
1249
01:21:10,927 --> 01:21:13,361
Oh, right, that.
1250
01:21:14,497 --> 01:21:18,263
No, Kelvin. No, I'm not retiring.
1251
01:21:18,601 --> 01:21:21,263
I'm gay, and I'm gonna play.
1252
01:21:32,381 --> 01:21:35,578
Pick up the phone, Estelle. Edgar.
1253
01:21:39,222 --> 01:21:41,520
- Rosato martini with soda, table six.
- You got it.
1254
01:21:41,691 --> 01:21:46,287
I'm not really a waitress, I'm an actress.
I just did a day on Days of Our Lives.
1255
01:21:47,096 --> 01:21:50,224
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's to you.
1256
01:21:50,399 --> 01:21:52,196
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
1257
01:21:54,637 --> 01:21:56,730
- Thank you.
- Olivia's gonna need braces.
1258
01:21:56,906 --> 01:21:57,964
Well, that makes sense.
1259
01:21:58,141 --> 01:22:00,473
- I had them, you had them.
- I know.
1260
01:22:02,945 --> 01:22:04,572
Bistro Gardens restaurant.
1261
01:22:05,348 --> 01:22:06,372
Good evening.
1262
01:22:09,485 --> 01:22:11,282
- Hi.
- Harrison?
1263
01:22:11,454 --> 01:22:13,615
- Are you okay?
- Excuse me. Excuse...
1264
01:22:13,789 --> 01:22:15,757
- You all right, sir?
- You okay?
1265
01:22:15,925 --> 01:22:19,292
Great. Well, my name is Julia,
and I'm gonna be your server tonight.
1266
01:22:19,462 --> 01:22:21,453
Why don't I get started
with a few specials?
1267
01:22:21,631 --> 01:22:22,962
Yes, please.
1268
01:22:23,132 --> 01:22:27,432
Tonight the chef is featuring a dish
that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig.
1269
01:22:28,137 --> 01:22:34,007
- You're kidding. How is that cooked?
- He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles...
1270
01:22:34,177 --> 01:22:37,738
...and he chops them up really finely,
teeny, tiny pieces.
1271
01:22:37,914 --> 01:22:41,941
And then he takes those testicles,
and he pulverizes them...
1272
01:22:42,118 --> 01:22:44,780
...and adds in a little arugula,
some sage...
1273
01:22:44,954 --> 01:22:47,752
...feta cheese, and shoves the mixture...
1274
01:22:47,924 --> 01:22:49,949
...back up the pig's...
1275
01:22:50,126 --> 01:22:52,287
Well, for lack of a better word, ass.
1276
01:22:54,297 --> 01:22:58,131
- Really?
- Yeah. Then he cuts out the heart...
1277
01:22:58,301 --> 01:23:00,826
...the cold, useless, tiny, little heart...
1278
01:23:01,003 --> 01:23:05,099
...then fillets it on either side
and it's a nice amuse-bouche.
1279
01:23:06,909 --> 01:23:09,742
- I'll have the salmon.
- Good choice.
1280
01:23:09,912 --> 01:23:11,607
For you, sir?
1281
01:23:11,781 --> 01:23:14,477
I'm not... I don't... I don't know.
1282
01:23:14,650 --> 01:23:18,416
Oh, just so you know,
the heart of the pig...
1283
01:23:18,588 --> 01:23:20,715
...little something like this.
1284
01:23:26,629 --> 01:23:27,653
Did we get a toy?
1285
01:23:28,364 --> 01:23:32,858
Maybe I'll give you a little time
to juggle the choices, sir.
1286
01:23:41,978 --> 01:23:43,673
Nicely done.
1287
01:23:43,846 --> 01:23:46,906
Miss Fitzpatrick, my son Franklin
really loves your class.
1288
01:23:47,083 --> 01:23:50,484
- Oh, he's got a great imagination.
- Yeah.
1289
01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:52,412
So I guess we'll charge these to...
1290
01:23:52,588 --> 01:23:55,250
- Oh, charge these to my friend over there.
- I figured.
1291
01:23:55,424 --> 01:23:57,483
I put in some lobster tails
and a cheesecake.
1292
01:23:58,527 --> 01:24:00,358
Thank you, Amos.
1293
01:24:15,878 --> 01:24:17,846
And then maybe these?
1294
01:24:18,681 --> 01:24:21,548
Put that ticket right...
Put it where you're looking. Yep.
1295
01:24:21,717 --> 01:24:25,676
Yep. Great. Thank you.
Now let me take that thing.
1296
01:24:25,855 --> 01:24:28,415
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
1297
01:24:30,359 --> 01:24:32,759
Oh, crap. Just go.
1298
01:24:32,928 --> 01:24:36,489
Golden Kadahi, best Indian restaurant
in Los Angeles. How may I help you?
1299
01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:40,825
Hi. This is Rehka speaking.
1300
01:24:47,076 --> 01:24:50,409
- Hey, Liz.
- Oh, hi.
1301
01:24:52,581 --> 01:24:53,707
- Hey.
- Hey.
1302
01:24:53,883 --> 01:24:56,374
I made it. Cannot even believe it.
1303
01:24:56,552 --> 01:24:58,247
- Oh, sorry.
- Sorry.
1304
01:24:58,421 --> 01:25:00,548
- Hi.
- Sorry.
1305
01:25:00,723 --> 01:25:02,816
Wow, Liz, you look beautiful.
1306
01:25:02,992 --> 01:25:06,723
Thank you. Paula's indefinite trip
out of the office coincided very nicely...
1307
01:25:06,896 --> 01:25:10,127
...with my "haul ass home
and throw on something festive" plan, so...
1308
01:25:10,299 --> 01:25:11,323
You look wonderful.
1309
01:25:14,804 --> 01:25:16,066
Hi.
1310
01:25:16,238 --> 01:25:17,262
- So...
- I was think...
1311
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:20,000
- What? Did you want...?
- Sorry. Go ahead. No, you first.
1312
01:25:20,176 --> 01:25:21,404
- Please. You should.
- You...
1313
01:25:21,577 --> 01:25:24,137
Oh, okay.
You don't wanna be an agent, do you?
1314
01:25:24,313 --> 01:25:26,281
No, but I may need an agent...
1315
01:25:26,449 --> 01:25:31,318
...so I figure might as well
learn the business while I'm agentless.
1316
01:25:31,487 --> 01:25:34,456
Good evening, sir, ma'am.
Welcome to The Blvd.
1317
01:25:34,623 --> 01:25:36,955
Would you like the four-course
Sweetheart's Menu...
1318
01:25:37,126 --> 01:25:40,789
...or the eight-course Eternal Love?
- Whoa, slow down.
1319
01:25:40,963 --> 01:25:43,955
Is there, like, a one-course
"Only Been Dating For Two Weeks...
1320
01:25:44,133 --> 01:25:46,601
...But It Looks Promising" option?
1321
01:25:47,336 --> 01:25:49,133
Because...
1322
01:25:49,305 --> 01:25:50,704
I'm kidding.
1323
01:25:50,873 --> 01:25:54,274
I realize that, sir.
I'll come back when you're serious.
1324
01:25:56,011 --> 01:25:58,411
He's your biggest fan.
1325
01:25:58,748 --> 01:26:00,545
Hello? That's my water.
1326
01:26:01,517 --> 01:26:04,714
You know, I didn't touch mine,
so why don't you go ahead and have it?
1327
01:26:04,887 --> 01:26:06,582
Happy Valentine's Day.
1328
01:26:06,756 --> 01:26:08,121
Well, same to you.
1329
01:26:08,290 --> 01:26:09,621
- Charlie!
- What?
1330
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,692
She said happy Valentine's Day.
1331
01:26:11,861 --> 01:26:13,055
- Look...
- I can't talk now?
1332
01:26:13,229 --> 01:26:14,958
I'm sorry this place is such a zoo.
1333
01:26:15,131 --> 01:26:18,965
It's fine. I mean, they're fighting,
they're mating, and I'm in the zoo with you.
1334
01:26:23,139 --> 01:26:24,572
God.
1335
01:26:26,776 --> 01:26:30,371
Jason, um, I really like you...
1336
01:26:30,546 --> 01:26:33,743
...and I was... I just...
1337
01:26:34,550 --> 01:26:37,713
I'm just wondering how you feel...
1338
01:26:38,154 --> 01:26:39,815
...about the idea of...
1339
01:26:42,324 --> 01:26:44,849
Oh, God. I've gotta...
I'm gonna take this outside.
1340
01:26:45,027 --> 01:26:47,928
- Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Go. Yeah.
- I'm sorry. Thank you.
1341
01:26:48,097 --> 01:26:49,223
Go ahead.
1342
01:26:49,398 --> 01:26:51,958
- Be right back.
- Sure.
1343
01:26:58,874 --> 01:27:01,001
All right, Stanley, listen to me.
1344
01:27:01,177 --> 01:27:03,941
We're gonna make this hard,
and we're gonna make this fast.
1345
01:27:04,113 --> 01:27:06,581
Yes, we can get you
two adjoining rooms.
1346
01:27:06,749 --> 01:27:09,513
Yes. But with the door open,
you still have to pay for both.
1347
01:27:09,685 --> 01:27:11,710
Okay. Bye-bye now. Hi.
1348
01:27:11,887 --> 01:27:13,912
Hi. Welcome to the Beverly Wilshire.
1349
01:27:14,089 --> 01:27:15,351
- How many checking in?
- Two.
1350
01:27:15,524 --> 01:27:16,548
- Two?
- I mean one.
1351
01:27:16,725 --> 01:27:20,058
Well, technically, it's two.
One person and Carmine, my dog.
1352
01:27:20,229 --> 01:27:22,754
A person and a dog.
Okay, that would be our pleasure.
1353
01:27:22,932 --> 01:27:23,956
Oh, okay.
1354
01:27:24,133 --> 01:27:26,294
Oh, and by the way,
happy Valentine's Day.
1355
01:27:27,336 --> 01:27:28,928
You too.
1356
01:27:30,539 --> 01:27:33,474
And Julia's not even in love
with that guy.
1357
01:27:34,076 --> 01:27:35,168
How do you know that?
1358
01:27:35,344 --> 01:27:39,747
She was too calm about the whole thing.
I mean, always under control.
1359
01:27:39,915 --> 01:27:41,177
Listen:
1360
01:27:41,350 --> 01:27:45,480
"The way of love is
not a subtle argument.
1361
01:27:45,654 --> 01:27:49,488
The door there is devastation."
The master.
1362
01:27:49,658 --> 01:27:52,593
So according to Rumi,
love has to be devastating?
1363
01:27:52,761 --> 01:27:57,255
Listen. You don't step into love, my friend,
you fall in. Head over heels.
1364
01:27:57,433 --> 01:28:01,893
You ever seen somebody fall
head over heels in love for real, Reed?
1365
01:28:02,071 --> 01:28:05,063
It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.
1366
01:28:05,241 --> 01:28:07,903
Come on, boss. Still got a few hours left.
1367
01:28:08,077 --> 01:28:11,274
Make something happen
with somebody someplace.
1368
01:28:11,447 --> 01:28:12,812
- Cookie?
- I'm good.
1369
01:28:12,982 --> 01:28:15,746
Day's not over yet, man. Give me some.
1370
01:28:16,352 --> 01:28:19,913
Hey, tell me something.
How'd you and your wife get it so right?
1371
01:28:20,856 --> 01:28:23,188
That's easy. I married my best friend.
1372
01:28:25,027 --> 01:28:26,517
Thought I was your best friend.
1373
01:28:26,695 --> 01:28:29,789
Yeah, you're my man. That's my lady.
1374
01:28:30,499 --> 01:28:32,990
- Night.
- Good night.
1375
01:28:33,469 --> 01:28:36,131
- Go give your wife those cookies, huh?
- Best for the best.
1376
01:28:36,305 --> 01:28:39,866
Yeah. Best for the best.
1377
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:07,469
- Kate. Hey, have a great trip.
- Thanks. Nice meeting you.
1378
01:29:07,636 --> 01:29:09,297
Yeah.
1379
01:29:09,471 --> 01:29:11,666
- This is my taxi!
- No, no, I been waiting.
1380
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:14,502
- I been waiting 45 minutes.
- Be a little patient, folks.
1381
01:29:18,581 --> 01:29:20,572
- Hey, Redmond.
- Welcome back, Mr. Wilson.
1382
01:29:20,749 --> 01:29:22,876
- Did you have to wait long?
- Not long at all.
1383
01:29:23,052 --> 01:29:25,111
- Check any bags?
- No.
1384
01:29:28,857 --> 01:29:30,950
They're right through there.
1385
01:29:39,735 --> 01:29:40,997
May I help you, captain?
1386
01:29:42,071 --> 01:29:43,538
Thank you.
1387
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:45,664
You okay?
1388
01:29:45,841 --> 01:29:49,937
No, I'm fine. It's just the SuperShuttle, it's
gonna take nine stops to get to my house.
1389
01:29:50,112 --> 01:29:53,604
Thought I'd pay for a cab, and I go
there, and the line's two miles long.
1390
01:29:53,782 --> 01:29:57,548
- Now I'm headed to the rental car place.
- Which is gonna take an hour.
1391
01:29:57,720 --> 01:29:58,812
- I'm gonna help.
- Really?
1392
01:29:58,988 --> 01:30:00,615
Yeah, I have a car.
1393
01:30:00,889 --> 01:30:02,049
I live in the Valley.
1394
01:30:02,224 --> 01:30:04,920
I want you to have it.
You traveled so far for a few hours.
1395
01:30:05,094 --> 01:30:07,585
You should spend every possible second
with this guy.
1396
01:30:07,763 --> 01:30:08,957
And it's already paid for.
1397
01:30:09,131 --> 01:30:11,497
Redmond will take you
wherever you need to go.
1398
01:30:11,667 --> 01:30:13,567
You just give him the address.
1399
01:30:16,305 --> 01:30:18,535
Thank you. Thank you.
1400
01:30:21,543 --> 01:30:23,374
He's a lucky man.
1401
01:30:28,083 --> 01:30:29,744
- Thank you.
- Bye.
1402
01:30:33,689 --> 01:30:36,419
Rani, sweetheart, why are you moping?
1403
01:30:36,592 --> 01:30:39,652
Is this about a boy
because it's Valentine's Day?
1404
01:30:39,828 --> 01:30:43,286
Did you get many valentines?
Oh, sweetheart, don't be sad.
1405
01:30:43,465 --> 01:30:45,524
When the time is right, your father and I...
1406
01:30:45,701 --> 01:30:47,999
...we are going to find you
a nice Indian boy.
1407
01:30:48,871 --> 01:30:51,965
Hey, cheer up, Rani.
I'll be your valentine.
1408
01:30:52,141 --> 01:30:54,132
Alex, please, for now,
be our delivery boy.
1409
01:30:54,309 --> 01:30:58,370
I have an Indian wedding,
and I have a private party going on.
1410
01:31:00,449 --> 01:31:01,780
Perfect.
1411
01:31:01,950 --> 01:31:03,611
Beverly Wilshire, this is Michelle.
1412
01:31:03,786 --> 01:31:07,085
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
All right, thanks. Bye-bye.
1413
01:31:07,256 --> 01:31:08,280
Excuse me.
1414
01:31:08,457 --> 01:31:12,018
You didn't happen to see a really pretty girl,
blue dress, come through here?
1415
01:31:12,194 --> 01:31:16,927
- Are you a guest of the hotel, or...?
- No, we were at the early seating.
1416
01:31:17,099 --> 01:31:20,091
Okay. Yeah, she was on the phone,
and she just went out that way.
1417
01:31:20,269 --> 01:31:22,499
- Oh, okay. Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
1418
01:31:23,372 --> 01:31:26,364
Put the blindfold on right now, Stanley.
1419
01:31:26,542 --> 01:31:28,772
Oh, you know what's gonna happen
when you do.
1420
01:31:28,944 --> 01:31:31,037
Sugar and your little kitty cat...
1421
01:31:31,647 --> 01:31:36,141
...oh, we're gonna lick you
all up and down.
1422
01:31:36,318 --> 01:31:41,051
Scratchy little tongues
going up and down your...
1423
01:31:41,223 --> 01:31:44,124
Oh! Rrrrr. Mm.
1424
01:31:44,293 --> 01:31:48,957
Oh, Stanley, I'm gonna have to have
a mint julep to cool down after that one.
1425
01:31:49,131 --> 01:31:52,362
Talk to you next time. Thank you.
1426
01:31:52,768 --> 01:31:53,792
Oh, God.
1427
01:31:53,969 --> 01:31:57,097
That is a really unusual way
to talk to your boss.
1428
01:31:57,272 --> 01:32:00,708
- It's not what you think.
- Really? Oh, awesome.
1429
01:32:00,876 --> 01:32:05,745
Because what I think it is is you leaving me
to talk dirty to your boyfriend, Stanley. So...
1430
01:32:05,914 --> 01:32:07,711
- No, no, no.
- What a relief to know...
1431
01:32:07,883 --> 01:32:11,375
...you're not someone who licks people
with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
1432
01:32:11,553 --> 01:32:14,522
I moonlight
as an adult-phone entertainer.
1433
01:32:15,758 --> 01:32:18,886
- Like phone sex?
- Yes.
1434
01:32:21,163 --> 01:32:24,030
This is the busiest day of the year
for phone sex.
1435
01:32:24,199 --> 01:32:25,325
Surprise.
1436
01:32:29,671 --> 01:32:31,195
Why didn't you tell me?
1437
01:32:32,474 --> 01:32:33,873
Okay.
1438
01:32:34,042 --> 01:32:38,706
I'm broke. I have a hundred-K student loan
I have no idea how I'm going to pay off.
1439
01:32:38,881 --> 01:32:40,143
I have no health insurance.
1440
01:32:40,315 --> 01:32:42,840
So if you know of a job
that will pay a poetry major...
1441
01:32:43,018 --> 01:32:47,114
...more than $40 an hour,
with her clothes on, I'm all ears.
1442
01:32:47,289 --> 01:32:48,654
Okay.
1443
01:32:49,258 --> 01:32:52,284
- I'm out.
- Are you gonna call me?
1444
01:32:52,461 --> 01:32:55,259
Well, you know,
I'd like to say yes, but...
1445
01:32:55,764 --> 01:32:57,925
...I don't know if I can afford it.
1446
01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,867
I'm sorry, that was... I'm sorry.
1447
01:33:01,370 --> 01:33:04,806
Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
I'm just... This is, like...
1448
01:33:04,973 --> 01:33:06,634
This is way too much for me, okay?
1449
01:33:07,442 --> 01:33:08,773
I'm from Muncie, Indiana.
1450
01:33:08,944 --> 01:33:11,378
Like, the wildest thing I ever did was...
1451
01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:14,542
...leave Muncie, Indiana.
1452
01:33:14,917 --> 01:33:17,442
- Look, this is me, it's not you.
- Yeah.
1453
01:33:18,053 --> 01:33:19,077
I just...
1454
01:33:20,889 --> 01:33:22,447
I'm sorry, Liz.
1455
01:33:28,330 --> 01:33:33,927
Welcome to the Hollywood Forever
Cemetery. Enjoy your romantic evening.
1456
01:33:34,102 --> 01:33:37,560
Please, everyone form a single-file line.
1457
01:33:41,176 --> 01:33:44,111
She said she would meet me right before
showtime. Here it is...
1458
01:33:44,279 --> 01:33:45,746
...but she's not here yet, and...
1459
01:33:45,914 --> 01:33:47,973
I got her these flowers
because I'm so sorry.
1460
01:33:48,150 --> 01:33:51,779
I mean, it was a small fire.
It's a small dog. Everything's fine, and...
1461
01:33:52,521 --> 01:33:54,648
We're sold out.
1462
01:33:54,823 --> 01:33:58,759
Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but we are completely
sold out. Only pre-sold tickets.
1463
01:33:58,927 --> 01:34:01,259
No, you don't understand.
I need a ticket tonight.
1464
01:34:01,430 --> 01:34:03,864
But I mean, I packed a basket.
It's got her favorite.
1465
01:34:04,032 --> 01:34:05,795
- Ham hocks and squid and...
- Actually...
1466
01:34:05,968 --> 01:34:08,163
...you know what, sir?
1467
01:34:08,337 --> 01:34:10,032
I have an extra ticket.
1468
01:34:10,205 --> 01:34:12,673
- Oh, that's your ticket?
- That's my ticket.
1469
01:34:12,841 --> 01:34:17,210
It's your lucky night. Have a great time.
All right, everyone, we are sold out.
1470
01:34:17,379 --> 01:34:20,348
- So who do I thank?
- Jason, from Indiana.
1471
01:34:20,515 --> 01:34:22,176
Edgar, from New York.
1472
01:34:22,351 --> 01:34:25,787
Yeah, my wife and I used to come here
every Valentine's Day, but...
1473
01:34:25,954 --> 01:34:28,081
Well, except tonight.
1474
01:34:28,257 --> 01:34:31,522
Well, you know,
I had the extra ticket, so...
1475
01:34:31,693 --> 01:34:34,491
On Valentine's Day.
Well, there's gotta be a story there.
1476
01:34:34,663 --> 01:34:37,223
Well, yeah, not a good one.
1477
01:34:37,399 --> 01:34:40,698
Pretty much the worst
Valentine's Day story of all time.
1478
01:34:40,869 --> 01:34:42,564
You wanna bet?
1479
01:34:42,738 --> 01:34:43,762
Thank you, officers.
1480
01:34:43,939 --> 01:34:46,203
- Thank you, Nikki. They're beautiful.
- Thank you.
1481
01:34:46,375 --> 01:34:48,070
Siena Bouquet.
1482
01:34:49,344 --> 01:34:52,177
Yeah, we're still open
for about another hour.
1483
01:34:52,347 --> 01:34:53,939
Mister?
1484
01:34:54,750 --> 01:35:00,279
You owe me flowers.
1485
01:35:05,928 --> 01:35:06,952
Where we taking them?
1486
01:35:16,705 --> 01:35:20,266
Okay,
I'm gonna go now. Have a nice life.
1487
01:35:27,349 --> 01:35:28,839
You came.
1488
01:35:31,620 --> 01:35:33,019
What happened?
1489
01:35:46,601 --> 01:35:48,193
He's married.
1490
01:36:18,367 --> 01:36:20,927
Now that's open-heart surgery.
1491
01:36:22,738 --> 01:36:24,296
- Peppermint Pattie?
- Yep.
1492
01:36:27,509 --> 01:36:30,876
Don't step on the people,
step on the grass.
1493
01:36:31,046 --> 01:36:32,775
Step on the grass.
1494
01:36:32,948 --> 01:36:35,075
This telephone girl, you like her, huh?
1495
01:36:37,085 --> 01:36:40,452
Thought maybe she had the trifecta.
1496
01:36:40,922 --> 01:36:43,015
Trifecta? What's that?
1497
01:36:43,191 --> 01:36:45,386
Oh, you know,
it's like the big three S's.
1498
01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:49,189
Smart, sensitive, sexy.
1499
01:36:49,865 --> 01:36:51,127
That's my trifecta.
1500
01:36:53,268 --> 01:36:54,496
- Her?
- Mm-hm.
1501
01:36:54,669 --> 01:36:56,330
You mean, like, literally, that...?
1502
01:36:56,505 --> 01:36:59,941
- Literally. Her.
- She was hot.
1503
01:37:00,675 --> 01:37:02,165
Still is.
1504
01:37:08,850 --> 01:37:09,942
Hey, hey.
1505
01:37:10,118 --> 01:37:11,449
- You guys came!
- You're here!
1506
01:37:11,620 --> 01:37:14,054
I thought you were going out
with your new boyfriend.
1507
01:37:14,222 --> 01:37:16,486
I thought you had a date
with your old boyfriend.
1508
01:37:16,658 --> 01:37:17,716
Same guy.
1509
01:37:17,893 --> 01:37:18,917
- No.
- Not surprised.
1510
01:37:19,094 --> 01:37:22,359
Booked back-to-back at the same
restaurant. Thought we wouldn't notice.
1511
01:37:22,531 --> 01:37:24,294
- What?
- Please lead me to the alcohol.
1512
01:37:24,466 --> 01:37:27,458
- Right here. Sit down.
- We are gonna take good care of you.
1513
01:37:27,636 --> 01:37:29,160
What happened to the piñata?
1514
01:37:29,337 --> 01:37:33,535
- Oh, it got what it deserved.
- Oh, more sad and Ionely people.
1515
01:37:33,708 --> 01:37:35,369
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Elise.
1516
01:37:35,944 --> 01:37:39,539
I'm driving around, looking in all
the places he's probably gonna be, but...
1517
01:37:39,714 --> 01:37:41,579
Anyways, like I said, just call me back.
1518
01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:45,811
But no big deal, I've got it under control,
so I'll find him.
1519
01:37:46,555 --> 01:37:49,319
I've found him! Found him.
1520
01:37:49,491 --> 01:37:52,654
Oh, my God, he's in a van. Shit!
What are you doing in a van?
1521
01:37:52,828 --> 01:37:54,420
Edison!
1522
01:37:55,764 --> 01:37:57,755
Burn, baby, burn!
1523
01:37:57,933 --> 01:37:58,957
Justin Levy.
1524
01:37:59,134 --> 01:38:01,398
Broke up with me
on the morning of my birthday...
1525
01:38:01,570 --> 01:38:04,368
...still showed up to my party.
1526
01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:06,535
Burn, baby, burn!
1527
01:38:07,309 --> 01:38:09,072
Ivonne Quinteros.
1528
01:38:09,244 --> 01:38:12,805
Dumped me for the piano player
at the Beverly Wilshire.
1529
01:38:12,981 --> 01:38:15,415
- Two hours ago.
- Oh, Charlie.
1530
01:38:15,584 --> 01:38:20,248
- Burn, baby, burn!
- Fire marshal know about this burning pot?
1531
01:38:20,422 --> 01:38:22,686
- Oh, hey, Kelvin.
- Hey.
1532
01:38:22,858 --> 01:38:23,950
Back to the wine.
1533
01:38:24,126 --> 01:38:26,617
- What are you doing here?
- I had a little time...
1534
01:38:26,795 --> 01:38:30,458
...before my 10:00 broadcast, somebody
said there was a gathering of my people.
1535
01:38:30,632 --> 01:38:33,066
- How did you find us?
- Heather.
1536
01:38:33,235 --> 01:38:36,932
Right, right. Well, welcome.
1537
01:38:37,105 --> 01:38:39,869
- Hi. I'm Julia.
- I'm Kelvin.
1538
01:38:40,041 --> 01:38:43,670
- Hi. So you guys know each other?
- Yes.
1539
01:38:43,845 --> 01:38:46,143
What misadventure of the heart
brings you here?
1540
01:38:46,314 --> 01:38:48,646
Oh, actually, I'm Kara's date.
1541
01:38:50,018 --> 01:38:53,317
- Fascinating.
- Yeah.
1542
01:38:53,488 --> 01:38:55,820
Whoo.
1543
01:39:03,498 --> 01:39:05,989
- Edison!
- All right, buddy.
1544
01:39:06,168 --> 01:39:09,001
- Don't move!
- I'm really, really sorry.
1545
01:39:09,171 --> 01:39:11,901
Okay, but you can't do that to me.
Do you understand?
1546
01:39:12,073 --> 01:39:14,769
I know, I know.
But this was really important.
1547
01:39:14,943 --> 01:39:17,741
- She had to get her flowers.
- Is everything okay?
1548
01:39:17,913 --> 01:39:20,609
- Yeah, I'm his babysitter.
- I'm his florist.
1549
01:39:22,384 --> 01:39:25,444
Look, I'm glad you're okay.
1550
01:39:25,620 --> 01:39:27,588
Do you want me to come in there
with you?
1551
01:39:27,756 --> 01:39:31,248
No. I think this is one of those things
I have to do myself.
1552
01:39:33,094 --> 01:39:35,187
I've been driving Holden for a long time.
1553
01:39:35,363 --> 01:39:37,957
He's never given his car up for anybody.
1554
01:39:38,133 --> 01:39:40,158
You must be pretty special.
1555
01:39:41,636 --> 01:39:45,470
Over?
Why do you keep talking like it's over?
1556
01:39:46,041 --> 01:39:48,032
I love you.
1557
01:39:50,045 --> 01:39:51,672
Edgar!
1558
01:39:53,615 --> 01:39:56,641
- Hey, get out of the way!
- I'll always love you.
1559
01:39:56,818 --> 01:39:58,843
- Edgar!
- Excuse me.
1560
01:39:59,020 --> 01:40:00,612
Down in front!
1561
01:40:00,789 --> 01:40:02,757
Edgar, where are you?
I know you're out there.
1562
01:40:02,924 --> 01:40:04,118
Shh!
1563
01:40:04,292 --> 01:40:07,022
- Who the hell is Edgar?
- He is my husband, and shut your mouth.
1564
01:40:07,195 --> 01:40:10,392
- Edgar, answer me.
- Answer her, Edgar.
1565
01:40:10,565 --> 01:40:13,932
- Lady, I can't see through you.
- Edgar, where are you?
1566
01:40:14,502 --> 01:40:16,970
- Estelle!
- Edgar, answer me.
1567
01:40:17,138 --> 01:40:19,629
- Estelle!
- That must be Edgar.
1568
01:40:20,275 --> 01:40:22,573
I'm here! I'm coming.
1569
01:40:23,945 --> 01:40:25,469
Sorry.
1570
01:40:25,647 --> 01:40:28,514
- I see.
- Hey, run lower!
1571
01:40:31,820 --> 01:40:34,186
Listen to me. I know I let you down.
1572
01:40:34,356 --> 01:40:36,449
Maybe you don't think
I deserve forgiveness...
1573
01:40:36,625 --> 01:40:40,322
...but you're gonna give it to me anyway,
because when you love someone...
1574
01:40:40,495 --> 01:40:44,226
...you love all of them. That's the job.
- I know that now.
1575
01:40:44,399 --> 01:40:45,991
I'm so sorry.
1576
01:40:46,167 --> 01:40:48,795
And now, please, you gotta love
everything about them.
1577
01:40:48,970 --> 01:40:51,234
Not just the good things,
but the bad things too.
1578
01:40:51,406 --> 01:40:54,671
The things that you find lovable,
and the things that you don't find lovable.
1579
01:40:54,843 --> 01:40:57,175
Shh. I understand.
1580
01:40:57,345 --> 01:40:59,643
I'll never leave you.
1581
01:41:23,905 --> 01:41:26,237
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
1582
01:41:26,408 --> 01:41:29,935
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
1583
01:41:30,111 --> 01:41:33,842
Then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
1584
01:41:34,015 --> 01:41:37,576
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
1585
01:41:37,752 --> 01:41:40,016
And so you're back from outer space
1586
01:41:40,188 --> 01:41:43,589
Julia, I found this little friend of Rani's,
and I think he's looking for you.
1587
01:41:43,758 --> 01:41:44,782
I'm not little.
1588
01:41:44,959 --> 01:41:48,417
Edison, are you okay?
Does somebody know that you're here?
1589
01:41:48,596 --> 01:41:50,587
Yeah, my babysitter's outside.
1590
01:41:50,765 --> 01:41:51,993
Okay.
1591
01:41:52,167 --> 01:41:53,998
- Oh, now go
- Go
1592
01:41:54,169 --> 01:41:56,000
- Walk out the door
- Out that door
1593
01:41:56,171 --> 01:41:58,230
Just turn around now
1594
01:41:59,074 --> 01:42:00,939
This is for you.
1595
01:42:02,510 --> 01:42:05,445
- For me?
- You're my valentine.
1596
01:42:11,453 --> 01:42:12,943
Thank you.
1597
01:42:14,923 --> 01:42:17,323
Oh, this is beautiful.
1598
01:42:17,492 --> 01:42:18,686
Wha...?
1599
01:42:19,361 --> 01:42:22,853
Are you sure that I am really the person
that you wanna give this to?
1600
01:42:23,031 --> 01:42:26,432
Yeah. I mean, I think so.
1601
01:42:26,601 --> 01:42:27,625
Why?
1602
01:42:27,802 --> 01:42:32,466
Well, when you pick a valentine you have to
be sure that you choose the right person.
1603
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:36,440
Or else you could be overlooking someone
who's even more special to you.
1604
01:42:39,214 --> 01:42:42,775
Rani? But I don't love her. I love you.
1605
01:42:42,951 --> 01:42:46,011
Is it our age difference
that keeps you from going:
1606
01:42:46,187 --> 01:42:48,052
Boom, boom, boom.
1607
01:42:48,223 --> 01:42:49,451
Yeah, a little bit.
1608
01:42:49,624 --> 01:42:53,151
Is it my height? Because I'm gonna grow.
1609
01:42:53,328 --> 01:42:55,057
Well, then, no, it's not your height.
1610
01:42:55,230 --> 01:42:58,825
It's just it wouldn't be right,
because I know Rani likes you.
1611
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:02,231
Really?
Well, I like her a lot too.
1612
01:43:02,404 --> 01:43:05,703
She's the only other fifth-grader
who has Frank Zappa on her iPod.
1613
01:43:05,874 --> 01:43:08,104
- See?
- And she loves giraffes.
1614
01:43:08,276 --> 01:43:10,744
See, giraffes, it's something you guys
have in common.
1615
01:43:10,912 --> 01:43:13,312
See, it's things like that
that can turn a friend...
1616
01:43:13,481 --> 01:43:16,712
...from someone that you like
into someone that you love.
1617
01:43:17,619 --> 01:43:19,814
Has that ever happened to you,
Miss Fitzpatrick?
1618
01:43:26,027 --> 01:43:27,255
Hello?
1619
01:43:29,697 --> 01:43:33,133
Hey, hey
1620
01:43:36,871 --> 01:43:39,465
Back to the chocolate!
1621
01:43:40,208 --> 01:43:41,368
I am the chocolate.
1622
01:43:41,543 --> 01:43:44,512
Oh, you are.
Thank you so much for coming.
1623
01:43:44,679 --> 01:43:48,308
You are the most special valentine
I have ever had.
1624
01:43:52,020 --> 01:43:55,217
- But it was great. And bye.
- Bye.
1625
01:43:57,025 --> 01:43:59,493
- Don't know how to do that.
- I'll teach you.
1626
01:43:59,661 --> 01:44:02,061
- There you go. Right on... There it is. Close.
- Okay.
1627
01:44:02,230 --> 01:44:04,061
I know, you gotta go to work.
1628
01:44:04,232 --> 01:44:05,859
Bolly, bolly!
1629
01:44:12,207 --> 01:44:14,698
Here. Happy Valentine's Day.
1630
01:44:16,811 --> 01:44:21,077
I don't usually go for girls my own age,
but you're pretty cool.
1631
01:44:21,816 --> 01:44:23,977
Wow, thanks.
1632
01:44:28,690 --> 01:44:31,158
I don't really have anything else to say.
1633
01:44:31,826 --> 01:44:35,956
Now I'm wondering
If your love's still strong
1634
01:44:36,130 --> 01:44:39,759
Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
1635
01:44:46,508 --> 01:44:47,736
I saw Edison.
1636
01:44:47,909 --> 01:44:49,968
I tipped the valet
to keep an eye on him.
1637
01:44:50,144 --> 01:44:52,544
I have the delivery van
set up over there.
1638
01:44:52,714 --> 01:44:56,013
We could take a trip to Mulholland.
Come check it out.
1639
01:44:56,184 --> 01:45:01,315
- Alex, can I be honest with you?
- I love it when you're honest.
1640
01:45:01,656 --> 01:45:04,022
I don't know if I'm ready for this.
1641
01:45:04,959 --> 01:45:08,087
- Lie to me.
- No, look, I'm serious.
1642
01:45:11,366 --> 01:45:13,960
Signed, sealed, delivered
1643
01:45:14,135 --> 01:45:15,898
I'm gonna go now.
1644
01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:21,404
Signed, sealed, delivered
1645
01:45:21,576 --> 01:45:22,975
Bye.
1646
01:45:26,714 --> 01:45:30,707
I guess that I thought that if we did this,
we'd have this special bond...
1647
01:45:30,885 --> 01:45:34,582
...and now I'm realizing that something
like this you can't just plan, you know?
1648
01:45:34,756 --> 01:45:36,553
It has to happen.
1649
01:45:37,258 --> 01:45:39,556
I mean, we have a chance
to make it happen.
1650
01:45:39,727 --> 01:45:43,663
But did you hear what you said,
"make it happen"?
1651
01:45:43,831 --> 01:45:47,323
We shouldn't have to make it happen.
1652
01:45:48,102 --> 01:45:50,263
Look, sit.
1653
01:45:50,705 --> 01:45:54,539
This is so sweet, and...
1654
01:45:54,709 --> 01:45:57,803
Look, Alex, I love you. I just...
1655
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:00,875
I really think we should wait.
1656
01:46:01,349 --> 01:46:02,475
I'm sorry.
1657
01:46:04,719 --> 01:46:08,018
It's okay. I love you too.
1658
01:46:09,023 --> 01:46:10,456
And...
1659
01:46:12,026 --> 01:46:14,017
...we can still make out.
1660
01:46:29,644 --> 01:46:30,770
Bye.
1661
01:47:30,938 --> 01:47:35,307
Paula Thomas. Whoever this is better have
a good reason for calling me this late.
1662
01:47:37,211 --> 01:47:39,076
You want me to do what?
1663
01:47:39,881 --> 01:47:42,406
Boy, do you know who you're talking to?
1664
01:47:44,652 --> 01:47:46,517
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
1665
01:47:46,688 --> 01:47:48,952
Vladimir.
1666
01:47:52,860 --> 01:47:55,090
Well, let me tell you something, Vladimir.
1667
01:47:55,263 --> 01:48:00,291
You don't know what rough is
until you've dealt with a true African queen.
1668
01:48:00,468 --> 01:48:02,800
Let me get my stick.
1669
01:48:04,005 --> 01:48:05,700
Kneel to Nzinga!
1670
01:48:13,648 --> 01:48:16,344
Attention, I'm going home now.
1671
01:48:16,517 --> 01:48:19,577
But I wanted to say goodnight
to the world's greatest boss...
1672
01:48:19,754 --> 01:48:22,882
...and tell him that we all love him.
1673
01:48:27,361 --> 01:48:29,124
Good night, Nikki.
1674
01:49:40,635 --> 01:49:42,034
You saw.
1675
01:49:42,804 --> 01:49:44,237
Yeah.
1676
01:49:47,542 --> 01:49:50,443
I'd like to take to comment
on the story that we broke earlier.
1677
01:49:50,611 --> 01:49:52,579
Quarterback sensation Sean Jackson...
1678
01:49:52,747 --> 01:49:55,511
...has popped the lock on the closet
and come out.
1679
01:49:55,683 --> 01:49:59,619
What does this mean? Will there be more
house music played in the locker room?
1680
01:49:59,787 --> 01:50:03,052
These questions aside, Mr. Jackson's
name is likely to be remembered...
1681
01:50:03,224 --> 01:50:06,489
...alongside Jackie Robinson,
Muhammad Ali, and Billie Jean King...
1682
01:50:06,661 --> 01:50:09,095
...who endured their share
of trash-talking as well.
1683
01:50:09,263 --> 01:50:13,199
But let's allow future generations to decide
where to place Sean Jackson in history.
1684
01:50:13,367 --> 01:50:15,927
It's not about defiance...
1685
01:50:16,103 --> 01:50:19,095
...it's about what a man will do for love.
1686
01:50:19,273 --> 01:50:22,436
I stand behind you, Sean. Metaphorically.
1687
01:50:22,610 --> 01:50:23,668
- Oh, jeez.
- Thank you.
1688
01:50:23,845 --> 01:50:24,971
Good night.
1689
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:27,875
And that's it for tonight's news.
1690
01:50:28,049 --> 01:50:34,147
Happy Valentine's Day to all of you.
Sherry Donaldson for KVLA, channel 13.
1691
01:50:34,322 --> 01:50:35,619
- Good. Hey, man.
- Excellent.
1692
01:50:35,790 --> 01:50:38,281
- Hey, way to go, bro.
- Cue music, cue logo.
1693
01:50:38,459 --> 01:50:39,926
You sneaky little cupid.
1694
01:50:40,094 --> 01:50:42,562
You got romantic after all, didn't you?
1695
01:50:42,730 --> 01:50:45,324
I may get a few letters on that,
but I got your back.
1696
01:50:45,499 --> 01:50:47,694
- Thank you.
- Happy Valentine's Day, Kelvin.
1697
01:50:47,869 --> 01:50:49,063
Same to you.
1698
01:50:49,237 --> 01:50:52,536
Well, those stairs never looked so good.
1699
01:50:53,741 --> 01:50:57,108
Interesting perspective on Sean Jackson.
1700
01:51:12,360 --> 01:51:14,225
Just a second.
1701
01:51:20,067 --> 01:51:21,694
Who is it?
1702
01:51:24,238 --> 01:51:25,466
You forgot your camera.
1703
01:51:29,343 --> 01:51:30,401
Can I come in?
1704
01:51:34,582 --> 01:51:36,174
Sure.
1705
01:51:39,654 --> 01:51:42,646
Jason, I feel bad about
how you found out about my job.
1706
01:51:42,823 --> 01:51:44,723
It was awkward, and I'm sorry.
1707
01:51:44,892 --> 01:51:47,087
But that is the only thing
that I apologize for.
1708
01:51:47,261 --> 01:51:50,662
No. I should be the one apologizing.
1709
01:51:51,432 --> 01:51:57,064
If you want to be
a adult phone entertainer...
1710
01:51:57,371 --> 01:51:58,497
...that's cool.
1711
01:51:59,507 --> 01:52:00,872
I don't know, Jason.
1712
01:52:01,042 --> 01:52:04,739
When you found out something about me
you didn't like, you judged me and bailed.
1713
01:52:04,912 --> 01:52:07,813
I don't think that's a promising
foundation for a relationship.
1714
01:52:07,982 --> 01:52:11,679
You know what? You're right.
I just spent all night in a cemetery.
1715
01:52:11,852 --> 01:52:14,377
And I actually learned something.
1716
01:52:15,056 --> 01:52:16,250
In a relationship...
1717
01:52:16,424 --> 01:52:18,722
...you have to accept the other person...
1718
01:52:18,893 --> 01:52:22,420
...for all of what they are,
not just the parts that are easy to like.
1719
01:52:22,596 --> 01:52:28,034
And you're stupid if you turn your back
on something as important...
1720
01:52:29,036 --> 01:52:30,060
...as...
1721
01:52:32,807 --> 01:52:34,069
...Iove.
1722
01:52:37,712 --> 01:52:41,705
So I bought this for you. At the store.
1723
01:52:51,325 --> 01:52:53,316
And this one goes...
1724
01:53:11,278 --> 01:53:14,372
Sugar can't answer the phone right now.
1725
01:53:15,583 --> 01:53:19,178
She's got to make love
to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day.
1726
01:53:24,425 --> 01:53:27,553
And, for the record, this is what I like.
1727
01:53:27,728 --> 01:53:29,593
Simple.
1728
01:53:41,242 --> 01:53:42,504
Yeah.
1729
01:53:43,177 --> 01:53:45,645
Let's just keep it really simple.
1730
01:53:45,813 --> 01:53:49,180
- I also like make-up sex.
- Whoa, what a coincidence.
1731
01:53:49,350 --> 01:53:50,544
- You too?
- Me too.
1732
01:53:50,718 --> 01:53:52,208
Yay!
1733
01:54:18,646 --> 01:54:19,943
Hi.
1734
01:54:23,751 --> 01:54:25,912
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
1735
01:54:27,855 --> 01:54:30,085
What are you doing with the flowers?
1736
01:54:30,624 --> 01:54:32,819
They're all the ones that nobody wants.
1737
01:54:32,993 --> 01:54:35,154
So you're giving them a second life?
1738
01:54:36,197 --> 01:54:38,722
Yeah, most shops throw them away.
1739
01:54:41,035 --> 01:54:45,802
I like the idea that tomorrow, somebody's
gonna see them floating by and...
1740
01:54:45,973 --> 01:54:47,201
Yeah.
1741
01:54:47,374 --> 01:54:50,104
- Wonder where they come from.
And the mystery of it all.
1742
01:54:50,277 --> 01:54:52,939
I used to actually put them together...
1743
01:54:53,914 --> 01:54:56,644
...and practice new designs with them...
1744
01:54:56,817 --> 01:55:00,275
...and drop them off at a random doorstep
with a note saying:
1745
01:55:00,454 --> 01:55:03,116
"Somebody out there loves you."
1746
01:55:03,457 --> 01:55:05,482
Then I got to thinking...
1747
01:55:06,827 --> 01:55:09,523
...what if they found out
that someone was me?
1748
01:55:10,097 --> 01:55:12,361
Would they want me to be the one that
loves them?
1749
01:55:14,401 --> 01:55:15,595
I would...
1750
01:55:18,172 --> 01:55:19,799
...want that.
1751
01:55:25,679 --> 01:55:27,340
Am I about to kiss my best friend?
1752
01:55:29,316 --> 01:55:31,011
I hope so.
1753
01:55:41,162 --> 01:55:44,325
- Not great.
- That was awkward. Awkward.
1754
01:55:44,498 --> 01:55:46,591
- Just not great.
- Yep.
1755
01:55:46,767 --> 01:55:49,531
- But this is my old... Where I get down.
- This is your spot.
1756
01:55:49,703 --> 01:55:51,466
You really helped me out. Susan is...
1757
01:55:51,639 --> 01:55:54,574
- Giving me a chance to be number one.
- Congratulations.
1758
01:55:54,742 --> 01:55:56,209
- Thank you, again.
- Thank you.
1759
01:55:56,377 --> 01:55:58,277
- I'm gonna have to teach you.
- That is...
1760
01:55:58,612 --> 01:56:00,671
- No... I'll teach you this.
- It's not natural.
1761
01:56:00,848 --> 01:56:03,214
- Keep the fist... It's a little...
- Thank you. Okay.
1762
01:56:03,384 --> 01:56:05,011
- No, no, no. Open your...
- Open.
1763
01:56:05,186 --> 01:56:07,654
- You know what? I got a better idea.
- Not happening.
1764
01:56:15,696 --> 01:56:17,129
Okay.
1765
01:56:17,731 --> 01:56:19,722
That was nice.
1766
01:56:23,103 --> 01:56:26,539
Well, you didn't exactly, like,
knock it out of the park.
1767
01:56:26,707 --> 01:56:30,609
Well, we've never practiced,
you have to admit.
1768
01:56:30,778 --> 01:56:33,838
- Maybe we should practice, then.
- Okay.
1769
01:56:52,199 --> 01:56:53,632
Mommy!
1770
01:56:58,639 --> 01:57:00,504
You're so big.
1771
01:57:04,278 --> 01:57:06,109
You're so big.
1772
01:57:21,695 --> 01:57:23,720
- Did you imagine it better or worse?
- I did.
1773
01:57:23,897 --> 01:57:26,161
- You imagined it better?
- I gave you more credit.
1774
01:57:26,333 --> 01:57:27,357
- Really?
- Yeah.
1775
01:57:27,534 --> 01:57:31,664
- Well, I hate that I'm not living up to my...
- Well, I don't know.
1776
01:57:45,753 --> 01:57:49,086
It's Romeo Midnight, one last time.
1777
01:57:49,256 --> 01:57:53,056
Only 30 seconds left now
before it's just another day.
1778
01:57:53,227 --> 01:57:54,751
So count it down with me, lovers.
1779
01:57:54,928 --> 01:57:59,729
And raise your glass to those three
little words that we all want to hear:
1780
01:57:59,900 --> 01:58:03,802
"Let's get naked."
1781
01:58:15,549 --> 01:58:18,541
I never had a inkling before, man.
I didn't know what to do.
1782
01:58:18,719 --> 01:58:21,153
I need to get to the airport.
1783
01:58:22,856 --> 01:58:24,380
Stupid...!
1784
01:58:30,064 --> 01:58:32,055
Vladimir! Let me get my whip.
1785
01:58:35,602 --> 01:58:38,969
You know I always
wanna answer yours first...
1786
01:58:41,342 --> 01:58:42,934
Oh! Just... Let's do...
1787
01:58:43,677 --> 01:58:46,840
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1788
01:58:47,014 --> 01:58:49,073
Shoot, we gotta get to the...
1789
01:58:49,249 --> 01:58:52,980
It's stupid. Stupid seat belt!
1790
01:59:00,761 --> 01:59:03,195
Oh, there's a...
Hold it, there's a finger in there.
1791
01:59:03,797 --> 01:59:04,957
You on Facebook?
1792
01:59:06,100 --> 01:59:08,534
I can't hear out of this ear.
1793
01:59:10,270 --> 01:59:11,760
Are you guys on Facebook?
1794
01:59:11,939 --> 01:59:14,840
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1795
01:59:15,008 --> 01:59:18,068
All right. I gotta get to the airport.
1796
01:59:18,245 --> 01:59:22,079
She's probably at the gate by now.
1797
01:59:22,249 --> 01:59:23,273
How did you do that?
1798
01:59:29,823 --> 01:59:31,814
- Hey, I'm Taylor.
- And I'm Taylor. Too.
1799
01:59:31,992 --> 01:59:34,688
Yeah. It's confusing. Yeah, we know that.
1800
01:59:34,862 --> 01:59:36,352
Marker.
1801
01:59:36,530 --> 01:59:38,327
If you look out the window,
ma'am...
1802
01:59:38,499 --> 01:59:40,023
...we're passing
the famous Rodeo Drive.
1803
01:59:40,200 --> 01:59:43,601
- Have you ever shopped here?
- I did once, actually.
1804
01:59:43,771 --> 01:59:47,832
But, big mistake. Big. Huge.