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Hey there, all you sleepy
Angelenos. A good, good morning to you.
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It's your buddy, Romeo Midnight.
I know.
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I'm the voice you normally
listen to in the middle of the night.
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But today is special, Los Angeles.
It's my favorite day of the year.
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Today is Valentine's Day.
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And that's why I'll be here all day and
all night, playing the songs you love...
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...and the songs you love
to love to.
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Hi.
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Okay.
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When I was a kid, most of the advice
that my dad gave me was crap.
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There's one thing that he said
that was pure genius.
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He said, "If you ever are with a girl...
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...that's too good for you...
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...marry her."
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So...
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Wow.
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- Really?
- Happy Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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She said yes!
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Julia, call me as soon as you get this.
I got big news. Big news.
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- She said yes.
- You're kidding.
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- What?
- I mean, you're kidding!
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- You thought she'd say no.
- Man, come on. You know me...
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...always preparing for the worst.
Immigrant mentality.
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- Forget it. She said yes. This is good news.
- Yeah, and get this:
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I don't even have to play it cool today.
I can be a sappy cheeseball all day...
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...mooning about love to total strangers,
and no one'll think I'm a moron.
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Because it's Valentine's Day, huh?
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And everyone is romantic
on Valentine's Day.
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Get your head out of your ass
and use your damn turn signal...
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...you freaking moron.
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Good morning, Los Angeles.
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I'm Sherry Donaldson
with the KVLA news team.
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- And now let's check the weather.
- Good morning.
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Sun shines on late morning,
and look at these numbers.
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Highs in the upper valleys in the 60s,
and a bit cloudy by the coast...
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...until mid-morning,
when the marine layer burns off.
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Susan, what the hell is this?
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Oh, the boss thinks
it's gonna up the ratings.
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And we're clear.
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Not talking about Pippi Longstocking,
I'm talking about this.
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I'm a sports journalist,
I don't do lifestyle.
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You're my number two sports journalist,
Kelvin, which means...
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...that on slow sports days,
you do the pieces I want you to do.
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The station wants more fluff.
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I'll do some follow-up stories,
do some investigative reporting...
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...bring it back to you?
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There's only one story today, Kelvin.
It's all yours.
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It's not complicated.
It's your basic man on the street.
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"Tell me, John Q, Jane Q,
what does Valentine's Day mean to you?"
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It gives me acid reflux.
That's what it means to me.
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We spend a lot of money. Nobody cares.
It's not a real holiday.
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We don't take the day off.
Come on, Susan.
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And we're coming back
in five, four, three...
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Listen, I'm a player...
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...but I shut down my player-ness...
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...from New Year's to Saint Paddy's Day
just so I can avoid this day.
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I need happy, I need romantic,
I need love...
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...and I need it from you.
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You need Jesus.
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Go. Go away now.
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Sunflowers! Beautiful!
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Good morning!
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- Hello, good morning.
- Hello, hello.
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I need my lucky bamboo.
Actually, I need both flats, and...
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- Do you hav...? I actually need the whole lot.
- All of them?
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- Want my Gerbera daisies too?
- No, no, no. No... Yes.
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Alphonso's gonna
pick everything up later.
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- Mr. Reed, why are you always happy?
- Why not be always happy?
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- Reed?
- Simon.
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- Reed.
- What's up, man?
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- How are you?
- All right.
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- What's going on?
- Hey, I'm gonna be on TV.
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- Interviewer over there.
- Really?
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Nice! Listen, I need to talk to you.
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Morley said yes.
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She said yes?
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What is with everybody?
She said yes. I'm getting married.
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It's great news, huh?
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Listen, I need to get her something,
like, really nice, though, like...
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Not roses, something out of the ordinary,
you know?
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Ah... Huh.
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- Wow, what is it?
- No, no, no.
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Do not open until perfect moment.
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Ready for the interview.
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Kelvin Moore here, KVLA Channel 13...
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...right here at the downtown
flower mart with Mr. Simon Pham...
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...that's P-H-A-M, not with an F.
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Mr. Pham, how many red roses do you sell
on Valentine's Day?
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The Captain and Tennille
were married on Valentine's Day.
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What's that you said?
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The Captain and Tennille were married
on Valentine's Day.
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A hundred and ten million red roses
are sold in America every Valentine's Day.
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- Sixty percent are produced in California.
- Does he work for you? I mean...
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I'm a florist.
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I own Siena Bouquet, 2173 Rosewood.
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- And what's your name, sir?
- Reed Bennett.
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- Hi. How are you? Sports guy. Sports.
- Reed Bennett. Yeah, sports.
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- Okay, from Santa Montica...
- Siena Bouquet.
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- Santa... What is it? Siena Bouquet.
- Siena Bouquet.
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In the Val... Off of Ventura.
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Well, you do have a flaw after all.
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- Oh, yeah? What's that?
- Your job.
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I thought women liked doctors.
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We do like lab coats, but the flying
around everywhere is not so good.
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I'm only going to San Francisco
for one night.
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Couldn't somebody else do it,
just tonight?
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No, I'm the best.
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If it's any consolation,
when I'm fixing his heart...
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...you can hold mine.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Hey, what are you doing? No.
I can't miss my plane. No.
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I can't believe you're leaving me
on Valentine's Day.
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- You said you had something to do.
- I do have something.
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I do have something to do.
I just don't know that I wanna do it.
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- You know my friend Kara?
- Which one's Kara?
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Neurotic, hot mess.
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She throws this annual
"I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner.
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- It's a bit of a downer, actually.
- What's there to hate?
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Nothing, if you're a handsome,
divorced doctor.
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But for the rest of us single women,
it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slap.
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It's the universe saying,
"Look, remember when you were 14...
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...and you had cystic acne and braces...
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...and you played the saxophone
in the band...
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...and no one would invite you
to the winter formal?
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Well, nothing's changed."
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I would crawl over cut glass
to take you to the winter formal.
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And then I would prescribe Retin-A
for your skin.
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That's why you're my valentine.
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So we have a professional here.
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I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories
on Valentine's Day.
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Do you still believe in love?
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Hell, yes. Love is the only shocking act
left on the planet.
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Well, if he said it, folks,
it must be true, because he is a florist.
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What is it?
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Oh, you're up.
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- Did you get my good side?
- I don't know. Roll over.
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Last night...
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Was...?
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- Amazing.
- Okay, thank you.
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- Wow. Well, I used to be a gymnast.
- Oh, well, that explains a lot.
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Yeah, I didn't hurt you, right?
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- You're so cute.
- I thought you wanted to be a poet...
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...not a photographer.
- A girl can change her mind, Jason.
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That's how last night happened.
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- Anyway, I could not write that photo.
- Okay, yeah. Um...
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Is my nose kind of...?
It looks kind of big for my face.
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I think that's L.A. Talking.
I think you have a great nose.
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Oh, my God. Is that the time?
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What? What? No, it's 3 minutes fast.
I don't like being late.
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- I have to go. I just...
- Just like that?
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I just...
Skirt? Skirt, skirt, skirt.
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What? Oh, right.
I think I half-remember that.
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- Three minutes? Why not 5 minutes ahead?
- I don't wanna seem eager.
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But, yeah, you know what? Stay.
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Hang out for a little bit.
Maybe we can grab breakfast.
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- Oh, I knew it. I knew it.
- What is that, techno?
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- What?
- The ring.
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Oh, no, I think it's, like,
a little more retro. It's kind of '70s.
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Thank you so much for last night.
I had a blast.
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And there is fresh coffee for you
in the kitchen.
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- I think I'm out of coffee.
- You were.
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I borrowed some from your neighbor.
She was surprised...
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...you had female company,
thought that you were gay.
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Don't worry, I set her straight.
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Bye.
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Hi.
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Oh, I was thinking about you
all night long.
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Oh, I'm sorry I didn't answer
on the first ring.
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It's not my fault.
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I was thinking about
what you were gonna do to me...
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...and I just couldn't wait.
I didn't have a free hand.
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Oh, baby.
You know just how Katia likes it. Mm.
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Well, it's Valentine's Day, sugar.
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How about something special?
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My roommate just got home.
Do you wanna have a threesome?
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If he says yes,
it'll take me a minute to change.
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Ooh. I think that's a very good idea.
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Edgar, we said we were not gonna
give each other presents this year.
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I know, I lied.
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- So did I.
- Wow.
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Today's the day I make most of my dough.
I deliver love-grams to businesses.
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I even delivered a breakup-gram today.
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Folks, from the chubby messenger
of love himself...
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...that Valentine's Day is about love.
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It's about romance.
It's about commercialism that...
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- Found the glue, Grandma.
- Well, good.
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This is really a hard day for him...
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...because they used to make
handcrafted cards together.
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Well, maybe we should've offered
to do that with him.
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I did.
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But he said it was only fun
when it was with his mother.
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So, Edison...
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...what are we doing for breakfast today?
- I can't eat, Grandpa.
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Who said that? So you can't eat?
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What's the matter?
What's the matter, you sick?
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Yeah. Lovesick.
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Julia, it's Reed.
I've been trying to reach you.
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Call me back, please.
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Oh, boy. Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So my boyfriend texted me this morning.
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And he was like,
"Look outside your door."
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Oh.
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And... But, you know,
I look outside my door...
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...and my boyfriend's
nowhere to be found.
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Right.
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- But there's this giant white bear.
- Yeah, the bear.
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- On the ground. The floor.
- I get it.
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- Yeah. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever?
- Ever and ever.
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Do you live here? In this building?
Because I see you in the lobby all the time.
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- Because I live here.
- No, I just visit. Just visiting.
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All right, well,
I'm gonna go to school now.
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Gonna take my bear with me.
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- I hope you get a lot of valentines today.
- Thanks.
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Hello, everyone.
This is your captain speaking.
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On behalf of myself and the flight deck...
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...we wanted to wish everyone
a happy Valentine's Day.
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Hope you had an opportunity
to get a little rest.
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But according to my digital readout here,
we've still got another six hours...
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...before we reach our final destination
of Los Angeles...
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...where the weather is expected to be warm
and sunny after three days of rain.
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- Oh, hello.
- Hey.
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- Hey, is Reed here, or is he on a run?
- Yeah, he's in there.
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- Okay. Hey, guys.
- Hi, Julia.
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- How was last night, brutal?
- Yeah.
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- Have you been up all night?
- Hey.
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- Wow, everybody's here today.
- Oh, whose child is this? Hello?
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- Oh, there's your mother.
- Please hold.
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- Hey, Nikki.
- Good morning.
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Oh, these are yellow. Where's Reed?
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00:17:11.879 --> 00:17:14.370
Your pal's in the café.
The pastries were late.
233
00:17:14.549 --> 00:17:16.608
Oh, yeah. I think he might be having
a rough morning.
234
00:17:17.985 --> 00:17:19.043
Hello, Siena Bouquet.
235
00:17:19.220 --> 00:17:20.710
- Hey. Reed.
- Just need...
236
00:17:20.888 --> 00:17:23.823
We need the morning glories.
Oh, there they are. Perfect. Great.
237
00:17:23.991 --> 00:17:27.392
- Hey, I got your message. You okay?
- Yeah.
238
00:17:27.562 --> 00:17:31.089
- What happened?
- Well, you just sounded like...
239
00:17:31.399 --> 00:17:34.334
- You sounded like maybe she said...
- "Yes."
240
00:17:35.703 --> 00:17:36.727
- She said yes.
- No.
241
00:17:36.904 --> 00:17:38.565
Why doesn't anybody have confidence?
242
00:17:38.740 --> 00:17:40.469
- She said yes?
- Yes.
243
00:17:40.641 --> 00:17:46.170
Oh, my goodness. Okay. I didn't...
I didn't get it, but congratulations!
244
00:17:46.347 --> 00:17:51.683
- Call me Mr. Engaged.
- You're getting married.
245
00:17:52.487 --> 00:17:54.887
Hi, I ordered some tulips.
246
00:17:55.056 --> 00:17:57.752
Yes. You can't put the baby on the counter,
it's dangerous.
247
00:17:57.925 --> 00:18:01.190
- But I can't get my money out.
- She should be off the counter. Thanks.
248
00:18:01.362 --> 00:18:03.956
- Here, let me hold her.
- Thank you.
249
00:18:04.132 --> 00:18:06.965
- You should know we're Jewish.
- God loves us all.
250
00:18:07.135 --> 00:18:08.762
- Thank you.
- Hello, Siena Bouquet.
251
00:18:10.605 --> 00:18:13.005
He's the first decent guy
I've dated in a long time.
252
00:18:13.674 --> 00:18:14.902
It's going that well, huh?
253
00:18:15.076 --> 00:18:17.772
I am so sick of dating.
I'm so jealous of you guys.
254
00:18:17.945 --> 00:18:20.436
When do I get to meet
the phantom physician?
255
00:18:20.615 --> 00:18:23.243
- I think soon.
- You guys got plans tonight?
256
00:18:23.417 --> 00:18:26.853
No. He has to go to San Francisco,
so we're gonna talk on the phone.
257
00:18:27.488 --> 00:18:29.217
You know what you should do?
258
00:18:29.824 --> 00:18:31.553
You should fly up and surprise him.
259
00:18:31.726 --> 00:18:33.660
- You think so?
- Yeah. Why not?
260
00:18:33.828 --> 00:18:35.261
- No.
- Come on.
261
00:18:35.429 --> 00:18:36.953
I don't know where he's staying...
262
00:18:37.131 --> 00:18:39.964
You make a call, you find out.
What's the big deal?
263
00:18:40.134 --> 00:18:44.127
- God, you really think I should go?
- Why not?
264
00:18:44.305 --> 00:18:47.706
Come on, it's Valentine's Day.
You don't think. You just do.
265
00:18:52.213 --> 00:18:53.646
Go.
266
00:18:57.084 --> 00:18:59.848
- Get out of here.
- Congratulations.
267
00:19:21.242 --> 00:19:22.766
- Hello there.
- Hi.
268
00:19:22.944 --> 00:19:26.072
Hey, honey.
I'm just pulling into the airport.
269
00:19:26.247 --> 00:19:27.714
I'll call you when I land, okay?
270
00:19:27.882 --> 00:19:31.340
Okay, I get it. Okay, have a safe flight.
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
271
00:19:31.519 --> 00:19:33.248
Thanks. Bye-bye.
272
00:19:56.077 --> 00:19:58.272
Hello. Good morning. I'm home.
273
00:19:58.446 --> 00:20:00.175
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, peanut.
274
00:20:01.015 --> 00:20:02.710
Hi, sweetie.
275
00:20:02.884 --> 00:20:05.352
- Did you fix all the broken hearts?
- I did.
276
00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:07.919
- I did.
- Happy Valentine's Day.
277
00:20:08.089 --> 00:20:09.716
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
278
00:20:10.658 --> 00:20:14.025
- Surgery went late. I stayed at the condo.
- I figured.
279
00:20:15.162 --> 00:20:16.652
Doesn't Daddy juggle well?
280
00:20:16.831 --> 00:20:18.128
- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
281
00:20:37.518 --> 00:20:38.542
What are you doing?
282
00:20:38.719 --> 00:20:43.349
Sorry, l... Excuse me,
I was trying to close the window.
283
00:20:44.959 --> 00:20:46.517
I'm sorry.
284
00:20:47.061 --> 00:20:52.055
No. For leaning on my shoulder? Come on,
it's the least I could do. A 14-hour flight.
285
00:20:53.601 --> 00:20:55.432
Oh, God, that's better.
286
00:20:56.103 --> 00:20:58.799
- You on active duty?
- Yes, sir.
287
00:20:58.973 --> 00:21:03.205
- Two bars. Is that lieutenant?
- Two bars is the captain.
288
00:21:05.913 --> 00:21:08.177
You have a loved one in L.A.?
289
00:21:10.618 --> 00:21:13.109
Well, I'm sure he'll be happy to see you.
290
00:21:15.156 --> 00:21:19.183
How long...? How long has it been
since you've been home?
291
00:21:19.593 --> 00:21:21.527
Eleven months.
292
00:21:21.696 --> 00:21:23.664
And how long do you get to stay?
293
00:21:23.831 --> 00:21:25.298
Just till tomorrow.
294
00:21:26.734 --> 00:21:31.000
Wow. Fourteen-hour flight both ways
just for one night.
295
00:21:31.172 --> 00:21:33.106
Wow, that's romantic.
296
00:21:33.274 --> 00:21:36.072
You're a romantic.
I mean, that's quite a gesture.
297
00:21:38.245 --> 00:21:40.236
That's commitment.
298
00:21:45.853 --> 00:21:47.684
You on Facebook?
299
00:21:50.891 --> 00:21:54.486
- I need some chrysanthemums.
- What? You should speak English.
300
00:21:54.662 --> 00:21:57.654
- I had to learn when I came.
- Chrysanthemums and calla lilies.
301
00:21:57.832 --> 00:21:59.857
- I don't know what it...
- Michael, calm down.
302
00:22:00.034 --> 00:22:01.661
What language do you speak in?
303
00:22:01.836 --> 00:22:05.533
I used to speak Bulgarian,
but I'm an American citizen now.
304
00:22:05.706 --> 00:22:08.607
Does anybody here speak English
with a Bulgarian accent?
305
00:22:08.776 --> 00:22:11.040
- Over here. I do.
- There he is.
306
00:22:11.212 --> 00:22:13.646
Bulgarize away. Here we go.
307
00:22:13.814 --> 00:22:16.112
There she is!
The future Mrs. Reed Bennett!
308
00:22:16.283 --> 00:22:18.274
Oh, chrysanthemums.
309
00:22:18.452 --> 00:22:20.647
- Hi, babe.
- Hi, baby.
310
00:22:20.821 --> 00:22:22.880
Hello, fiancée.
311
00:22:23.057 --> 00:22:26.254
It sounds weird. Have you said it yet?
Nikki, take over for a minute.
312
00:22:26.427 --> 00:22:27.621
Come this way.
313
00:22:27.795 --> 00:22:30.958
Wait, these are for you.
I knew they were for somebody.
314
00:22:31.132 --> 00:22:34.101
- Sarah, have you met my fiancée?
- Hi, Morley.
315
00:22:34.268 --> 00:22:38.762
- Hi.
- I just like saying it. I feel so grown-up.
316
00:22:38.939 --> 00:22:40.372
Next, please!
317
00:22:40.541 --> 00:22:44.978
- Look what you forgot.
- See, that is...
318
00:22:45.479 --> 00:22:48.448
Is one empty hand.
319
00:22:49.016 --> 00:22:51.610
Oh, yeah.
320
00:22:51.786 --> 00:22:52.980
Don't be mad.
321
00:22:53.154 --> 00:22:55.213
Mad? Why would I be mad?
I'm concerned.
322
00:22:56.090 --> 00:22:57.955
Well, just...
323
00:22:58.125 --> 00:23:01.754
Do you have any idea what it would be
like at work today if I wore that thing?
324
00:23:01.929 --> 00:23:05.558
- I mean, people will be asking me...
- "Where'd you get the big ring?"
325
00:23:05.733 --> 00:23:09.635
You know, "How many bridesmaids?"
And, "How did he do it?"
326
00:23:09.804 --> 00:23:13.365
- "Gonna have kids? How many?"
- Three.
327
00:23:13.541 --> 00:23:17.136
- What?
- Two dogs, and maybe some chickens.
328
00:23:17.311 --> 00:23:20.974
- We can talk about it. We don't have to.
- Sweetheart, I just think right now...
329
00:23:21.148 --> 00:23:25.608
...it would be better if maybe
we could just keep it a secret.
330
00:23:25.953 --> 00:23:27.853
- Where are you from?
- I am from Ruse.
331
00:23:28.022 --> 00:23:31.321
All right, you guys can start
a Bulgarian village together. All right.
332
00:23:31.492 --> 00:23:34.086
Oh, my God, look, there's the bride. Hi.
333
00:23:34.261 --> 00:23:36.923
Listen, I called my BFF, Tony.
He is already on the dress.
334
00:23:37.098 --> 00:23:40.226
He does all the gowns in Vegas.
Cher, Celine, Carrot Top.
335
00:23:40.401 --> 00:23:42.733
This is going to be so much fun!
Oh, my God, it's...
336
00:23:42.903 --> 00:23:45.497
- Breathe, breathe.
- I have to breathe.
337
00:23:45.673 --> 00:23:46.697
Okay.
338
00:23:48.008 --> 00:23:50.875
- See what I mean?
- Yep, I get it.
339
00:23:51.846 --> 00:23:53.074
So...
340
00:23:53.914 --> 00:23:56.382
...Iove is the problem?
341
00:23:57.218 --> 00:23:59.686
- Did you ever have it?
- Oh, yeah.
342
00:24:00.154 --> 00:24:02.384
How old were you when you got it?
343
00:24:02.556 --> 00:24:07.084
Let's see. I'd just started working
at an architectural firm...
344
00:24:07.261 --> 00:24:12.028
...and there was this beautiful young girl,
and she was studying to be an actress.
345
00:24:12.833 --> 00:24:14.357
Was your heart kind of going:
346
00:24:16.537 --> 00:24:19.472
Yeah. Yeah, just that way. It went,
bumpada, bumpada, bumpada, boom.
347
00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:21.505
You betcha. Just like that.
348
00:24:21.675 --> 00:24:23.973
One day I got up the courage
to introduce myself.
349
00:24:24.145 --> 00:24:28.605
I walk out, walked right up to her
and opened my mouth and...
350
00:24:28.782 --> 00:24:30.977
...nothing comes out.
- Nothing?
351
00:24:31.152 --> 00:24:36.920
Nothing. Not a peep. But she's just waiting
for me to say something, I'm like a statue.
352
00:24:37.091 --> 00:24:40.959
So finally she says,
"All right, I'll meet you here at 6:30."
353
00:24:41.128 --> 00:24:43.096
She knew what you were going to say.
354
00:24:43.264 --> 00:24:48.327
Yep. Yeah. She's been reading my mind
like that for 51 years.
355
00:24:49.236 --> 00:24:51.568
The pretty girl was Grandma, right?
356
00:24:52.273 --> 00:24:55.265
The pretty girl is Grandma, right?
357
00:24:56.110 --> 00:24:59.079
- When are we gonna get there, Grandpa?
- Coming up to Moorpark.
358
00:24:59.246 --> 00:25:03.808
Making a left turn right here.
What's Moorpark spelled backwards?
359
00:25:03.984 --> 00:25:06.509
- I don't know.
- "Kraproom."
360
00:25:06.687 --> 00:25:09.622
- Grandpa.
- And don't say that in school.
361
00:25:10.658 --> 00:25:11.989
Hello, Siena Bouquet.
362
00:25:12.159 --> 00:25:14.320
- I'll come with you on runs.
- You got it.
363
00:25:14.495 --> 00:25:16.395
But we gotta hustle. They're flying in now.
364
00:25:16.564 --> 00:25:17.826
I'm always hustling, baby.
365
00:25:17.998 --> 00:25:21.559
No, no, no. Like, "hustle" hustle.
Like, no, don't dilly-dally, okay?
366
00:25:21.735 --> 00:25:23.566
Let me tell you, I don't dilly-dally.
367
00:25:23.737 --> 00:25:25.534
- I only upsy-daisy.
- All right.
368
00:25:27.608 --> 00:25:30.475
When a man loves a woman
369
00:25:31.512 --> 00:25:32.672
Crazy businessman.
370
00:25:32.846 --> 00:25:37.249
This guy, like, he wants to give
family discounts to his 30 cousins.
371
00:25:37.952 --> 00:25:40.546
What is this?
What have you got going...?
372
00:25:43.123 --> 00:25:45.318
Excuse me. Can I help you?
373
00:25:46.627 --> 00:25:49.619
I'd like to send a dozen of those
to the best girl at my school.
374
00:25:49.797 --> 00:25:52.789
- And this musical card.
- A dozen of those with thi...?
375
00:25:56.070 --> 00:25:57.560
This... It's...
376
00:25:58.606 --> 00:26:00.198
Okay.
377
00:26:01.408 --> 00:26:05.811
- All right, where am I sending these to?
- Falcon Crest Elementary.
378
00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:07.208
You can MapQuest it.
379
00:26:07.381 --> 00:26:10.248
I actually know where it's at.
I got a friend that goes there.
380
00:26:10.417 --> 00:26:13.682
Cool. During recess
would be the best time.
381
00:26:13.854 --> 00:26:17.483
When you get there, just hand me
the flowers, and I'll do the rest.
382
00:26:17.658 --> 00:26:21.185
- Okay?
- I'll be there. Thank you, sir.
383
00:26:21.362 --> 00:26:24.058
What's up with the cutest kid in the world
coming in here?
384
00:26:24.231 --> 00:26:28.827
And he shorted me. He just gave me, like,
15 bucks for a $55 arrangement.
385
00:26:29.003 --> 00:26:32.598
- Could I please have my receipt?
- What, did you get audited last year?
386
00:26:32.773 --> 00:26:33.797
I did.
387
00:26:33.974 --> 00:26:37.808
They always get the good guys,
I'm telling you. Here.
388
00:26:38.379 --> 00:26:39.869
Thanks.
389
00:26:44.518 --> 00:26:46.349
So, like, last night, amazing.
390
00:26:46.520 --> 00:26:49.011
This morning,
she couldn't get away fast enough.
391
00:26:49.189 --> 00:26:53.091
Any chance there was a little, shall we say,
disappointment on her part?
392
00:26:53.260 --> 00:26:56.696
No. What? No. None.
393
00:26:56.864 --> 00:26:57.956
At all.
394
00:26:59.300 --> 00:27:03.293
- Well... No, no, no. It was fine.
- Fine's not good enough, dude.
395
00:27:03.470 --> 00:27:05.961
It was better than fine.
It was a solid A.
396
00:27:06.740 --> 00:27:09.106
Minus. B plus, A minus. A minus.
397
00:27:09.276 --> 00:27:11.506
I hate Valentine's Day.
398
00:27:11.679 --> 00:27:15.513
Why can't these guys deliver their
flowers to their girlfriends themselves?
399
00:27:16.183 --> 00:27:18.743
- Wait, what?
- They just dump them in the mailroom.
400
00:27:18.919 --> 00:27:22.218
- I mean, if they don't wanna take the time to...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
401
00:27:22.389 --> 00:27:25.256
- It's Valentine's Day today?
- Hello?
402
00:27:25.426 --> 00:27:27.018
Happy Valentine's Day.
403
00:27:27.194 --> 00:27:30.755
Wha...? No, it's a Monday.
Valentine's Day always falls on a Thursday.
404
00:27:30.931 --> 00:27:33.798
That's Thanksgiving, Hoosier-head.
405
00:27:34.134 --> 00:27:38.127
- Really?
- You're 25. You thought that for 25 years?
406
00:27:38.305 --> 00:27:41.570
Dude, he's from Indiana.
They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day.
407
00:27:41.742 --> 00:27:45.735
No, you're thinking of Kentucky. Of course
Liz was acting weird this morning.
408
00:27:45.913 --> 00:27:48.279
You do have something planned
for tonight, right?
409
00:27:48.449 --> 00:27:52.943
How could I have something planned for
tonight? I didn't even know until right now.
410
00:27:53.554 --> 00:27:57.718
I can do my lunch break,
and I can do after 5?
411
00:27:57.891 --> 00:27:59.984
Okay, great.
412
00:28:00.260 --> 00:28:02.353
No, no, no.
I don't mind people with fetishes.
413
00:28:02.529 --> 00:28:06.124
No, no, no, very creative people.
I gotta put you on hold, sorry.
414
00:28:06.300 --> 00:28:07.892
Good morning.
415
00:28:09.737 --> 00:28:13.503
- You're a strong, confident person.
- Good morning. Who are you?
416
00:28:13.674 --> 00:28:16.609
I am Liz. I am one of the receptionists.
I'm subbing for Monica.
417
00:28:16.777 --> 00:28:19.541
Oh, yeah, Monica,
because she wanted today off.
418
00:28:19.713 --> 00:28:21.340
Shit, she has a life.
419
00:28:21.815 --> 00:28:24.477
She had a funeral, which is a life,
I guess.
420
00:28:24.651 --> 00:28:26.346
Well, Liz, I'm Paula.
421
00:28:26.520 --> 00:28:30.980
I know they call me Bipolar Paula. Don't.
But you should know I'm in crisis.
422
00:28:31.759 --> 00:28:33.659
- Okay.
- I don't wanna talk about it.
423
00:28:33.827 --> 00:28:36.022
- Okay.
- It has nothing to do with being alone...
424
00:28:36.196 --> 00:28:38.255
...on Valentine's Day.
- Of course not.
425
00:28:38.432 --> 00:28:42.232
And everything to do with the client
in crisis.
426
00:28:42.970 --> 00:28:46.167
- That sounds challenging.
- "Challenging"?
427
00:28:46.607 --> 00:28:49.235
Gotta figure out if he still has
an athletic career.
428
00:28:49.410 --> 00:28:52.311
If he doesn't, big fat problemo.
429
00:28:52.479 --> 00:28:54.640
Well, I'm here
to help you solve that problem.
430
00:28:55.682 --> 00:28:57.343
Who's on hold?
431
00:28:58.318 --> 00:28:59.945
My mother.
432
00:29:00.821 --> 00:29:02.288
I'm sorry.
433
00:29:04.224 --> 00:29:06.522
Hangs up on her own mother.
434
00:29:06.693 --> 00:29:08.422
That's cold.
435
00:29:08.595 --> 00:29:09.687
We might just get along.
436
00:29:26.413 --> 00:29:27.937
Hello, I'm Hannah Storm.
437
00:29:28.115 --> 00:29:30.276
And with football season officially over...
438
00:29:30.451 --> 00:29:33.784
...the only lingering question is:
What will Sean Jackson do?
439
00:29:33.954 --> 00:29:36.889
A devastating loss
in the championship game last week...
440
00:29:37.057 --> 00:29:38.615
...leaves his future in question.
441
00:29:38.792 --> 00:29:41.260
His contract is up, and at age 35...
442
00:29:41.428 --> 00:29:44.397
...he's one of the oldest quarterbacks
in the league.
443
00:29:44.565 --> 00:29:46.032
Does his team want him back?
444
00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:49.260
Of course I want Sean Jackson back.
But it's not my decision.
445
00:29:49.436 --> 00:29:51.802
If not,
will he test the waters of free agency?
446
00:29:53.373 --> 00:29:55.705
Or will he make this easier on
everyone...
447
00:29:55.876 --> 00:29:57.468
...and just retire?
448
00:29:57.644 --> 00:30:00.738
Come on, Hannah. Lighten up.
449
00:30:05.719 --> 00:30:07.380
Hi, neighbor!
450
00:30:07.554 --> 00:30:09.021
- Hey, Sean.
- Hey, girls.
451
00:30:09.189 --> 00:30:11.384
Hey, when are you gonna come over
for a swim?
452
00:30:11.558 --> 00:30:14.550
Oh, sorry, sweetie.
I got lots going on today.
453
00:30:14.728 --> 00:30:18.323
- I'm running out of patience.
- And I'm running out of willpower.
454
00:30:18.499 --> 00:30:21.161
But right now, I gotta make a call.
455
00:30:40.153 --> 00:30:42.519
No. Uh-oh.
456
00:30:42.956 --> 00:30:45.948
Help, Heather!
457
00:30:46.560 --> 00:30:49.154
I'm coming, I'm coming! Yeah, hello?
458
00:30:49.329 --> 00:30:50.489
Kara, it's Sean.
459
00:30:50.664 --> 00:30:53.462
Hi, hi. What's going on?
What's going on?
460
00:30:53.634 --> 00:30:57.695
- Media blitz on my career has begun.
- Yes, I know. Are you okay?
461
00:30:57.871 --> 00:31:00.362
Of course I'm okay.
It comes with the territory.
462
00:31:00.541 --> 00:31:03.635
What I'd love is for
my highly paid publicist to take care of it.
463
00:31:03.810 --> 00:31:07.507
I'm on it. I've got my people standing by
and a press release ready to go.
464
00:31:07.681 --> 00:31:10.445
- What else?
- I got a meeting with my agent today.
465
00:31:10.617 --> 00:31:13.814
I want you to meet me there
in about an hour. You'll be there?
466
00:31:15.155 --> 00:31:19.717
Hello? Hello? Did I lose you?
467
00:31:20.627 --> 00:31:23.994
Malibu. You pay a fortune to be here to get
crappy cell phone reception.
468
00:31:24.164 --> 00:31:27.133
No, no. I'm here. I'm here.
I'll be at the meeting.
469
00:31:27.301 --> 00:31:29.326
Outstanding.
470
00:31:30.237 --> 00:31:32.034
Drumline, keep your eyes on Scotty.
471
00:31:32.205 --> 00:31:37.006
Registration for the AP exam
is due next week, so don't flake.
472
00:31:38.011 --> 00:31:39.638
Hey, Grace.
473
00:31:39.813 --> 00:31:44.614
I was thinking of putting together
just a little test-prep group for the class...
474
00:31:44.785 --> 00:31:48.346
...and I was hoping I could pick your brain
about what to focus on...
475
00:31:48.522 --> 00:31:52.049
...since you've taken the test,
and I've... I haven't.
476
00:31:52.225 --> 00:31:57.322
- Yeah, yeah. You know, no problem.
- Oh, great. How about today after school?
477
00:31:57.497 --> 00:31:59.931
You know, I can't today.
I nanny after school.
478
00:32:00.634 --> 00:32:03.102
How about today at lunch?
479
00:32:03.604 --> 00:32:06.300
Uh. See, normally that would
work for me...
480
00:32:06.473 --> 00:32:11.672
...but today at lunch, I'm gonna have
sex with my boyfriend for the first time.
481
00:32:11.845 --> 00:32:17.374
- First time having sex for both of us.
- That is quite a special time for you.
482
00:32:17.551 --> 00:32:21.180
It's Valentine's Day,
we're in love, we're both 18...
483
00:32:21.355 --> 00:32:23.380
...and I just want it to be special and...
484
00:32:23.557 --> 00:32:26.492
The point is, my parents work,
so they'll be gone during lunch.
485
00:32:26.660 --> 00:32:30.653
Lunch is the only time it can work out.
You know, I'm free tomorrow lunchtime.
486
00:32:30.831 --> 00:32:35.393
- Lunchtime tomorrow, I'll definitely be free.
- Oh, you'll be done having sex by then?
487
00:32:35.702 --> 00:32:38.262
- Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be good.
- All right.
488
00:32:38.438 --> 00:32:39.735
Bye.
489
00:32:42.042 --> 00:32:45.068
Come sign
the latte petition. Right here, kids.
490
00:32:45.245 --> 00:32:47.770
- Yeah. Right here.
- Okay.
491
00:32:49.516 --> 00:32:52.178
- You're gonna eat first?
- No.
492
00:32:52.352 --> 00:32:54.843
No? Maybe some Gatorade.
493
00:32:55.022 --> 00:32:57.286
That's... Yeah, I don't wanna
get dehydrated.
494
00:32:57.457 --> 00:33:00.324
- You're not gonna eat lunch?
- No. No lunch.
495
00:33:00.494 --> 00:33:03.930
- Well, did you have a big breakfast?
- No.
496
00:33:04.097 --> 00:33:07.794
Do pushups. I'm telling you,
I do them before I run.
497
00:33:07.968 --> 00:33:13.235
- What? Pushups make you run faster?
- No. Makes you look better.
498
00:33:13.407 --> 00:33:15.375
I'll get you a sandwich
when you come back.
499
00:33:15.542 --> 00:33:18.033
- Yeah, thanks. That's a good idea.
- Save the lattes.
500
00:33:18.211 --> 00:33:21.942
They're putting lattes
in the vending machines? Finally.
501
00:33:22.115 --> 00:33:24.140
- Hey.
- So I'm gonna go to English...
502
00:33:24.317 --> 00:33:26.785
...and then I'm gonna go set up.
- I'll see you there.
503
00:33:26.953 --> 00:33:28.318
All right.
504
00:33:30.457 --> 00:33:31.822
Thank you, Felicia.
505
00:33:31.992 --> 00:33:34.426
Mr. Schwabbe, I'm so glad you're
taking care of this.
506
00:33:34.594 --> 00:33:36.824
- You got it.
- And I like caramel lattes...
507
00:33:36.997 --> 00:33:39.625
...just, like, FYI.
- Duly noted.
508
00:33:39.800 --> 00:33:41.131
Have fun at lunch!
509
00:33:44.538 --> 00:33:46.301
What do you think?
510
00:33:47.574 --> 00:33:48.939
We're gonna wait.
511
00:33:49.109 --> 00:33:51.202
I think we should just, like,
enjoy this time.
512
00:33:51.378 --> 00:33:55.781
- Yeah. Okay. Good.
- Did you like your gift?
513
00:33:55.949 --> 00:33:59.646
- I didn't open it yet.
- You need to open it.
514
00:34:02.122 --> 00:34:04.454
It's... It's my track shirt.
515
00:34:04.624 --> 00:34:08.754
Yeah, but I ironed on your lucky number
on the back.
516
00:34:08.929 --> 00:34:10.055
Thirteen.
517
00:34:10.864 --> 00:34:13.196
But that's your lucky number.
518
00:34:13.567 --> 00:34:14.693
You don't even like it.
519
00:34:14.868 --> 00:34:19.532
- No. No, I love it. I can't wait to wear it.
- Okay.
520
00:34:20.240 --> 00:34:22.367
- Try it on now, then.
- Now?
521
00:34:22.542 --> 00:34:23.839
- Yeah.
- Well...
522
00:34:24.010 --> 00:34:27.173
...you know, a little uncomfortable
taking my shirt off in public.
523
00:34:28.348 --> 00:34:31.977
- But, hey, I'll wear it later, okay?
- Okay.
524
00:34:32.452 --> 00:34:34.977
Are you gonna carry it around all day?
525
00:34:35.155 --> 00:34:36.520
Shut up.
526
00:34:36.690 --> 00:34:38.749
- Let's see if this fits in my locker.
- Right.
527
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:42.322
This is his fifth paternity test.
What are we talking about?
528
00:34:45.932 --> 00:34:49.333
So I spoke with the GM. They passed.
529
00:34:49.503 --> 00:34:50.902
Passed?
530
00:34:51.071 --> 00:34:54.131
We got to the playoffs. I was all-league.
531
00:34:54.307 --> 00:34:57.538
They decided to go another way.
They're chasing that kid from Alabama.
532
00:34:57.711 --> 00:35:00.737
I'm working on a press release
saying it was a mutual parting.
533
00:35:00.914 --> 00:35:05.112
- Well, so now what?
- Well, we... We look for another team.
534
00:35:05.285 --> 00:35:07.845
I don't know. Maybe I'm done.
535
00:35:08.021 --> 00:35:09.784
- You're not done.
- Absolutely not.
536
00:35:09.956 --> 00:35:13.084
And I'm not speaking as someone
who makes a lot of money off of you.
537
00:35:13.260 --> 00:35:14.784
I'm speaking as your fan.
538
00:35:14.961 --> 00:35:19.591
Right now, you can still make
a ton of money doing what you love.
539
00:35:19.766 --> 00:35:23.668
Well, the problem is, Paula,
it's not the only thing I want out of life.
540
00:35:23.837 --> 00:35:26.203
A relationship. Kids.
541
00:35:26.373 --> 00:35:28.568
Well, you can still have that
and play football.
542
00:35:28.742 --> 00:35:31.302
Look, I'm not complaining.
I've been lucky. But...
543
00:35:31.478 --> 00:35:33.742
So, what is he telling me?
What are we gonna do?
544
00:35:34.948 --> 00:35:39.647
I think we should take a beat
and let Sean think about what he wants.
545
00:35:39.820 --> 00:35:41.549
- Right?
- Right.
546
00:35:41.721 --> 00:35:44.212
We have no time for thinking.
547
00:35:45.158 --> 00:35:46.989
Put it on their tab.
548
00:35:49.629 --> 00:35:51.187
- Come on!
- Ha-ha-ha!
549
00:35:51.364 --> 00:35:53.093
- That's seven in a row.
- It's amazing.
550
00:35:53.266 --> 00:35:55.131
You are like... This woman's a shark.
551
00:35:55.302 --> 00:35:57.327
- You are good at this game.
- Not really.
552
00:35:57.504 --> 00:36:02.567
Just witnessed a tactical game of reading
your opponent and adjusting accordingly.
553
00:36:02.742 --> 00:36:05.711
Wait, are you saying
that you're reading me?
554
00:36:07.113 --> 00:36:08.671
Thank you.
555
00:36:09.950 --> 00:36:12.783
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Oh, thank you.
556
00:36:16.990 --> 00:36:19.083
Yes, I can read you.
It's part of my training.
557
00:36:19.259 --> 00:36:20.749
Everyone gives subtle hints.
558
00:36:20.927 --> 00:36:22.690
- Hints? Like what?
- Giveaways.
559
00:36:22.863 --> 00:36:25.491
You boarded the plane wearing a suit
but no wedding ring.
560
00:36:25.665 --> 00:36:27.292
Serious, but not committed.
561
00:36:27.467 --> 00:36:29.628
You let a stranger
sleep on your shoulder.
562
00:36:29.803 --> 00:36:33.295
Kindness, but also feels good
to be needed.
563
00:36:33.473 --> 00:36:36.874
The heart-shaped candy.
Another giveaway.
564
00:36:37.744 --> 00:36:40.804
Either you have a problem with sugar,
which, based on the syrup...
565
00:36:40.981 --> 00:36:43.506
...you put on your pancakes,
I wouldn't think so.
566
00:36:43.683 --> 00:36:46.618
Or you have a problem with candy
in the shape of a heart.
567
00:36:46.786 --> 00:36:49.482
Which means you might have a problem
with romance...
568
00:36:49.656 --> 00:36:52.784
...and things pertaining to this day
in particular.
569
00:36:56.463 --> 00:36:58.624
Not bad, soldier.
570
00:36:59.499 --> 00:37:01.433
Okay, Edison. Thank you very much.
571
00:37:01.601 --> 00:37:04.468
Now you all have seen how to properly
place your valentines...
572
00:37:04.638 --> 00:37:07.732
...into our fabulous envelopes,
go ahead. Great.
573
00:37:07.908 --> 00:37:11.810
And while you are doing that quietly,
a little history about Valentine's Day.
574
00:37:11.978 --> 00:37:15.675
Valentine's Day was a massacre in
Chicago where they shot everybody...
575
00:37:15.849 --> 00:37:18.181
...and put a curse on the Chicago Cubs.
576
00:37:19.052 --> 00:37:22.749
Thank you, Franklin, but this
is a different Valentine's Day. Lose the hat.
577
00:37:22.923 --> 00:37:24.823
Okay, in ancient Rome...
578
00:37:24.991 --> 00:37:28.893
...Emperor Claudius II, who was also
known as Claudius the Cruel.
579
00:37:29.763 --> 00:37:32.061
Claudius the Cruel banned all marriages...
580
00:37:32.232 --> 00:37:34.894
...because he wanted his soldiers
to concentrate on war.
581
00:37:35.068 --> 00:37:38.094
But there was a priest who was known
as Valentine...
582
00:37:38.271 --> 00:37:41.832
...who secretly married everyone anyway
because he believed in love.
583
00:37:42.008 --> 00:37:45.341
Claudius found out about the marriages,
and he threw Valentine in jail...
584
00:37:45.512 --> 00:37:47.343
Girls. I'm watching you.
585
00:37:47.514 --> 00:37:48.742
Thank you.
586
00:37:48.915 --> 00:37:52.146
Anyway, on February the 14th,
Valentine wrote a note to his beloved...
587
00:37:52.319 --> 00:37:56.779
...and he signed it:
"Farewell, from your Valentine."
588
00:37:57.924 --> 00:38:01.257
Let's see. Are there any questions?
589
00:38:02.829 --> 00:38:04.922
Franklin, I can't wait to hear this.
Go ahead.
590
00:38:05.532 --> 00:38:08.763
Miss Fitzpatrick,
are you in love with anyone?
591
00:38:13.006 --> 00:38:14.200
I saw you on TV today.
592
00:38:14.708 --> 00:38:16.471
- Was it on?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.
593
00:38:16.643 --> 00:38:18.508
Yes. We're famous!
594
00:38:18.678 --> 00:38:20.441
- Yay, we're famous.
- Yes.
595
00:38:20.613 --> 00:38:22.080
So you're the owner, I take it.
596
00:38:22.248 --> 00:38:25.115
Yeah, tech... Yes.
My grandfather actually started it in Italy.
597
00:38:25.285 --> 00:38:27.719
Yeah, my dad brought it over,
but now I got the shop.
598
00:38:27.887 --> 00:38:29.718
That's great. It's a family business.
599
00:38:29.889 --> 00:38:32.153
Look, I hate to play this card,
but I'm a doctor.
600
00:38:32.325 --> 00:38:35.692
I have surgery in an hour and a half.
Is there any way you could help me?
601
00:38:35.862 --> 00:38:36.954
- Say no more.
- Thank you.
602
00:38:37.130 --> 00:38:40.930
Could I get an order form, please,
for the great doctor here?
603
00:38:41.101 --> 00:38:43.126
I need two arrangements.
604
00:38:43.303 --> 00:38:46.636
Something special, long-stemmed roses for
each one of my...
605
00:38:46.806 --> 00:38:48.239
...ladies.
606
00:38:48.675 --> 00:38:50.074
I need your discretion.
607
00:38:50.844 --> 00:38:52.778
We have an understanding, right?
608
00:38:52.946 --> 00:38:54.846
I understand. There's a florist code.
609
00:38:55.015 --> 00:38:58.644
Great. Here's the credit card.
And here are the addresses.
610
00:38:58.818 --> 00:39:01.787
These are the addresses for the ladies.
611
00:39:03.356 --> 00:39:06.291
- Harrison Copeland?
- Yes, you need... You want some ID?
612
00:39:07.060 --> 00:39:10.894
Nope. Should be good. Uh...
613
00:39:11.064 --> 00:39:14.500
Okay, this Julia Fitzpatrick,
that would be your...
614
00:39:14.667 --> 00:39:15.691
...girlfriend.
615
00:39:16.536 --> 00:39:20.063
- Yes.
- And this Pamela Copeland...
616
00:39:20.240 --> 00:39:22.936
...it's the same last name as you.
Would that be your wife?
617
00:39:23.109 --> 00:39:24.133
Yes.
618
00:39:24.310 --> 00:39:28.440
I thought we had some sort of code,
understanding.
619
00:39:28.615 --> 00:39:32.449
The code is the code. I just wanna
make sure that your understanding...
620
00:39:32.619 --> 00:39:36.111
...is the same understanding
as my understanding. Understand?
621
00:39:36.289 --> 00:39:39.725
- Yeah, can you run the card, please?
- Yep.
622
00:39:40.060 --> 00:39:42.858
Thank you. I have to get my wallet.
I'll be right back.
623
00:40:08.188 --> 00:40:11.589
- Wish me luck.
- All us virgins are pulling for you. Whoo!
624
00:40:11.758 --> 00:40:14.727
If you need any help, text me.
625
00:40:36.382 --> 00:40:38.009
Pushkin.
626
00:40:40.186 --> 00:40:42.518
Good girl. Go play.
627
00:40:50.763 --> 00:40:53.459
Pushkin, no. Downstairs, Pushkin.
628
00:40:58.171 --> 00:40:59.729
One...
629
00:41:17.991 --> 00:41:23.224
Oh, Grace
When I saw your face
630
00:41:45.118 --> 00:41:47.018
Oh, Grace
631
00:41:50.690 --> 00:41:53.591
Hey, you. Come on.
Mommy's home for a minute.
632
00:41:53.760 --> 00:41:56.752
Wha...? Come on, sweetie.
633
00:41:56.930 --> 00:42:01.867
Made my heart race
Like a high-speed chase
634
00:42:02.936 --> 00:42:04.597
- Grace
- Grace?
635
00:42:04.771 --> 00:42:05.795
Oh, my...! Alex!
636
00:42:05.972 --> 00:42:09.703
- Holy... Mrs. Smart. Oh, my gosh!
- What are you doing here?
637
00:42:09.876 --> 00:42:13.368
I'm rehearsing!
638
00:42:13.546 --> 00:42:16.982
- Naked?
- Naked! Yes!
639
00:42:17.150 --> 00:42:20.483
It's... It's experiment...
640
00:42:20.653 --> 00:42:25.147
I'm doing an... Ow! Experimental show.
It's very, very avant-garde type of thing.
641
00:42:25.325 --> 00:42:28.158
And the... Oh, shit! I mean, excuse me!
642
00:42:28.328 --> 00:42:31.195
- It's okay. I've heard the word before.
- Not shit!
643
00:42:31.364 --> 00:42:34.060
God, look at the time. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything, though.
644
00:42:34.234 --> 00:42:35.258
Ow!
645
00:42:35.435 --> 00:42:36.424
- I'm so sorry!
- It's okay.
646
00:42:36.603 --> 00:42:38.036
- Are you okay?
- Please! Do not come closer.
647
00:42:38.204 --> 00:42:40.638
This does not look right, Alex.
648
00:42:40.807 --> 00:42:43.742
- Thanks for everything and...
- Oh, my God.
649
00:42:44.477 --> 00:42:47.503
- No, Pushkin. Pushkin, no.
- Pushkin. Pushkin.
650
00:42:47.680 --> 00:42:49.671
That's okay.
You know what, I'm gonna just...
651
00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:52.818
All right. Breathe. Oh, my goodness.
All right.
652
00:42:52.986 --> 00:42:56.422
See you very soon, Mrs. Smart! Bye-bye.
653
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:03.888
MRS. SMART:
Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo!
654
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:19.036
- Grace! Grace!
- What are you doing? What happened?
655
00:43:19.212 --> 00:43:21.146
- Mom.
- What, your mom?
656
00:43:21.314 --> 00:43:25.182
- Yeah, sure. My mom was at your house.
- Wha...?
657
00:43:25.351 --> 00:43:28.843
- My mom. What did you say?
- That I was rehearsing.
658
00:43:29.022 --> 00:43:31.320
Naked? Did she buy it?
659
00:43:31.491 --> 00:43:34.949
I think so.
My fear made me very convincing.
660
00:43:35.128 --> 00:43:36.959
I wrote you a song.
661
00:43:38.131 --> 00:43:40.258
If you do that again, Vladimir...
662
00:43:40.433 --> 00:43:44.699
...I will have no choice
but to get down off my horse...
663
00:43:44.871 --> 00:43:48.568
...and punish you.
- Hello? Who wants a valentine?
664
00:43:49.409 --> 00:43:52.606
I am wearing my thigh-high
black leather boots...
665
00:43:52.779 --> 00:43:55.407
...carrying my riding crop.
666
00:43:56.182 --> 00:44:00.084
Now pull down your pants
and bend over.
667
00:44:00.253 --> 00:44:02.619
I think this floor has the most valentines.
668
00:44:02.789 --> 00:44:05.019
What a sweet little pink ass you have.
669
00:44:05.191 --> 00:44:08.126
And I will beat it with my crop...
670
00:44:08.294 --> 00:44:11.889
...until you submit to me,
you filthy peasant.
671
00:44:12.065 --> 00:44:16.263
I will beat it, and beat it,
and beat it, and beat it.
672
00:44:17.904 --> 00:44:19.804
Thank you for calling Naughty Nymphos.
673
00:44:19.972 --> 00:44:22.907
The charge will appear on
your credit card as Vague Entertainment.
674
00:44:23.076 --> 00:44:24.373
Hi there!
675
00:44:24.544 --> 00:44:27.479
Hi. Well, if it isn't the gymnast.
676
00:44:27.647 --> 00:44:30.639
Well... Yes.
677
00:44:31.317 --> 00:44:34.616
To paraphrase some poet:
678
00:44:35.288 --> 00:44:38.155
"There's a hell of a nice universe
next door.
679
00:44:38.458 --> 00:44:41.188
- Let's go."
- E.E. Cummings.
680
00:44:41.361 --> 00:44:43.591
Yeah, E.E. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff.
681
00:44:43.763 --> 00:44:45.822
- I think you said he was your favorite.
- Yes.
682
00:44:45.998 --> 00:44:49.365
I did say he was my favorite.
He had me at the font.
683
00:44:49.535 --> 00:44:52.902
I feel, like, so stupid for forgetting
that it's Valentine's Day today.
684
00:44:53.072 --> 00:44:56.940
- Oh, no. It's really not a big deal.
- You know what, it is to me.
685
00:44:57.110 --> 00:45:01.308
So can I take you out tonight?
686
00:45:01.748 --> 00:45:05.275
Yes. That would be wonderful. Yes.
687
00:45:05.451 --> 00:45:08.716
- How fast does that cart go?
- Well, let's find out.
688
00:45:10.356 --> 00:45:11.380
Liz...
689
00:45:11.557 --> 00:45:17.018
...there's a man on line 2 asking me to
cover him up in Vaseline and bubble wrap.
690
00:45:17.196 --> 00:45:21.064
I'll take care of that. Damn prank callers.
691
00:45:21.234 --> 00:45:24.829
And he doesn't have a Russian accent,
so I don't think you'll need your horse.
692
00:45:25.004 --> 00:45:26.665
- You heard that?
- It's my phone line.
693
00:45:26.839 --> 00:45:30.707
Oh, Paula. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
694
00:45:30.977 --> 00:45:32.501
Am I fired?
695
00:45:32.678 --> 00:45:35.238
It's cool.
You got a way with dirty words, I like that.
696
00:45:35.415 --> 00:45:37.315
Just make sure
you answer my calls first.
697
00:45:37.483 --> 00:45:40.213
Absolutely.
Oh, you do not have to worry about...
698
00:45:40.386 --> 00:45:42.354
...that.
699
00:45:42.889 --> 00:45:44.982
Probably not gonna make
Employee of the Month.
700
00:45:53.766 --> 00:45:56.564
You're listening to
"Mike and Mike in the Morning" on ESPN...
701
00:45:56.736 --> 00:45:58.601
...America's number one
sports talk show.
702
00:45:58.771 --> 00:46:02.002
And, Greeny, the news of the hour:
Sean Jackson, now a free agent.
703
00:46:02.175 --> 00:46:05.008
- What's he supposed to do?
- He can check out Craigslist...
704
00:46:05.178 --> 00:46:06.202
...see who's hiring.
705
00:46:16.556 --> 00:46:19.684
Oh, man. Hey, man, you see this?
706
00:46:19.859 --> 00:46:21.918
You did this.
Man, you're gonna pay for this.
707
00:46:22.094 --> 00:46:24.892
Easy, big fella. I know it was my fault.
708
00:46:25.064 --> 00:46:29.433
If you just call my business manager,
he's got all my information.
709
00:46:29.602 --> 00:46:33.732
And I'll have my business manager call
your business manager, okay?
710
00:46:34.707 --> 00:46:39.667
Sean Jackson. Oh, man, my neck.
Oh, and my back.
711
00:46:39.846 --> 00:46:43.475
And my chest. I'm just kidding.
712
00:46:43.649 --> 00:46:46.675
- Whoa, dude, will you sign my hat?
- Sure.
713
00:46:46.853 --> 00:46:49.515
Thirty-five completions,
three touchdowns on the ground.
714
00:46:49.689 --> 00:46:52.385
They think you should hang it up.
That's gratitude for you.
715
00:46:52.558 --> 00:46:53.582
Well, thanks, buddy.
716
00:46:53.759 --> 00:46:57.251
But that door's pretty messed up.
You got another truck?
717
00:46:57.430 --> 00:46:58.761
Yeah, but I'm already behind.
718
00:46:58.931 --> 00:47:02.059
Valentine's Day is kind of a big day
flower-wise.
719
00:47:02.235 --> 00:47:05.864
I don't know why people get flowers
delivered. You can give them yourself.
720
00:47:06.038 --> 00:47:08.165
Some folks like to get flowers
at the workshop.
721
00:47:08.341 --> 00:47:13.005
To some people, love doesn't exist unless
you acknowledge it in front of other people.
722
00:47:14.447 --> 00:47:18.816
You're a superstar, Sean. Drive better.
Whoop!
723
00:47:21.754 --> 00:47:25.815
Yeah, Kara, it's me.
Listen, I know what I wanna do.
724
00:47:25.992 --> 00:47:27.857
I think.
725
00:47:56.956 --> 00:48:00.722
Oh, no, man, not today.
726
00:48:18.778 --> 00:48:19.904
So, what do I do?
727
00:48:20.079 --> 00:48:24.379
Do I tell her and break her heart,
or keep it to myself and stay out of it?
728
00:48:24.550 --> 00:48:26.916
- It's none of my business.
- You want my opinion?
729
00:48:27.086 --> 00:48:29.213
Yes. No.
730
00:48:29.388 --> 00:48:31.322
Well, it depend... What's your opinion?
731
00:48:31.490 --> 00:48:33.981
Ask yourself,
if the situation was reversed...
732
00:48:34.160 --> 00:48:35.718
...what would you want her to do?
733
00:48:37.063 --> 00:48:40.430
- Why you gotta be so sensitive?
- It's because you're so fragile.
734
00:48:40.600 --> 00:48:45.833
Okay, so a neutral chlorine atom
has 17 protons and 17 electrons.
735
00:48:46.005 --> 00:48:48.235
And, if these two atoms become...
736
00:48:52.044 --> 00:48:54.842
- Hi.
- This order came into the shop for you.
737
00:48:55.014 --> 00:48:59.974
- I thought I'd deliver it myself.
- Hey, guys, this is my friend, Reed.
738
00:49:00.152 --> 00:49:04.350
- Say hi.
- Hi, Reed.
739
00:49:04.523 --> 00:49:09.187
Take a look at chapter 10, section two.
Just, quietly, to yourselves.
740
00:49:10.396 --> 00:49:13.388
They're from Harrison.
Did he come into the shop? Wow.
741
00:49:14.066 --> 00:49:15.761
Did you meet him?
742
00:49:15.935 --> 00:49:18.529
I kind of need to talk to you.
Do you have a second?
743
00:49:19.405 --> 00:49:20.895
Yeah, sure.
744
00:49:21.073 --> 00:49:23.439
Edison, you're in charge.
745
00:49:28.314 --> 00:49:32.410
- Recess. Let's party.
- Sit down, and be quiet. Got that?
746
00:49:32.585 --> 00:49:34.917
I'm just glad you got to see them.
They're so cute.
747
00:49:35.087 --> 00:49:37.385
- Yeah. They're great.
- Hey, guess what.
748
00:49:37.556 --> 00:49:40.616
I got a flight. I'm leaving at 5:30.
I'll be there by dinner.
749
00:49:40.793 --> 00:49:43.921
You know what, actually,
I don't think it's a good idea.
750
00:49:44.096 --> 00:49:47.327
- Why? It was your idea.
- Well, sometimes I have bad ideas.
751
00:49:47.500 --> 00:49:48.728
It was a genius idea.
752
00:49:48.901 --> 00:49:51.734
- Mr. Bouquet, what about my flowers?
- Is everything okay?
753
00:49:51.904 --> 00:49:55.863
- I gave you $13.
- Oh, right. I remember.
754
00:49:56.042 --> 00:49:59.671
Yeah, they're probably on the truck.
Don't worry, man, they'll be here soon.
755
00:49:59.845 --> 00:50:03.906
Edison, I've known Mr. Bouquet
for a long, long time.
756
00:50:04.083 --> 00:50:07.348
If he tells you your flowers are gonna
be here, then they will be here.
757
00:50:07.520 --> 00:50:10.921
Just give me 30 seconds.
Hold down the fort. I'll be right back.
758
00:50:11.323 --> 00:50:13.188
Don't get on the plane.
759
00:50:14.794 --> 00:50:15.818
Why not?
760
00:50:18.698 --> 00:50:20.290
You're sweet.
761
00:50:20.466 --> 00:50:22.457
Is this because Harrison
came into the shop?
762
00:50:23.836 --> 00:50:28.364
And it made you realize that things
could change between us.
763
00:50:28.941 --> 00:50:30.374
No, it's not about me.
764
00:50:30.543 --> 00:50:33.808
Because up to now, all these years,
I've just been there for you.
765
00:50:33.979 --> 00:50:36.004
And with Morley, if she works late...
766
00:50:36.182 --> 00:50:38.742
...if you wanna see a bad movie
she doesn't wanna see...
767
00:50:38.918 --> 00:50:41.910
...or if you wanna have junk food
that she's not gonna have...
768
00:50:42.088 --> 00:50:45.216
...I'm clearly your go-to girl.
- And you're the best.
769
00:50:45.391 --> 00:50:49.384
And now, there's this guy in the mix.
And he's not just a guy...
770
00:50:50.296 --> 00:50:51.627
...he's a man.
771
00:50:51.797 --> 00:50:54.493
- You're afraid he's gonna steal me?
- No. When he came in...
772
00:50:54.667 --> 00:50:56.328
Because, listen, since l...
773
00:50:59.205 --> 00:51:01.173
- I'm your buddy. Don't worry.
- I know.
774
00:51:01.340 --> 00:51:02.967
I'm not going anywhere.
775
00:51:05.611 --> 00:51:08.273
But thanks for coming. I'll call you later.
776
00:51:08.447 --> 00:51:10.881
Hey, what's happening in here?
Get back in your seat!
777
00:51:11.050 --> 00:51:12.483
What in the... Stop that.
778
00:51:12.651 --> 00:51:15.882
Get back. That is enough.
779
00:51:16.055 --> 00:51:19.115
Have you lost your minds?
To your seat. That's it, that's it.
780
00:51:19.291 --> 00:51:22.419
I can't talk right now!
I'll have to call you later!
781
00:51:23.395 --> 00:51:25.955
Break it up. Let's go. Come on.
782
00:51:30.369 --> 00:51:33.930
Stop it. Stop looking at me like that.
I tried to tell her.
783
00:51:34.106 --> 00:51:36.131
Not hard enough, Reed.
784
00:51:36.542 --> 00:51:38.703
- You don't know.
- Oh, I don't know?
785
00:51:38.878 --> 00:51:41.210
No, you've never seen her sad.
786
00:51:41.380 --> 00:51:44.042
She looks like an abandoned puppy dog
when she cries.
787
00:51:44.216 --> 00:51:45.547
I'm not gonna do that to her.
788
00:51:45.718 --> 00:51:48.710
Especially not today.
I'm not gonna ruin Valentine's Day for her.
789
00:51:48.888 --> 00:51:53.484
I know what day it is. We got a van full
of flowers. At least hurry up. We're behind.
790
00:51:53.659 --> 00:51:55.388
You can't rush love.
791
00:51:55.561 --> 00:52:00.191
I'm gonna drop this off in the bedroom
before Morley gets home. I'll be right back.
792
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:02.893
He's not gonna hurry.
793
00:52:03.369 --> 00:52:04.393
I'm gonna fish.
794
00:52:14.914 --> 00:52:17.405
- Hey, how was your day?
- Go, go.
795
00:52:17.583 --> 00:52:18.641
- What...?
- Go!
796
00:52:18.818 --> 00:52:19.978
No, wait.
797
00:52:20.152 --> 00:52:24.816
- I want to get out of here.
- Okay, breathe. Like I taught you.
798
00:52:25.291 --> 00:52:26.986
All right, now tell me what's wrong.
799
00:52:27.593 --> 00:52:29.220
She doesn't know I love her.
800
00:52:29.395 --> 00:52:31.989
She didn't get her flowers.
She doesn't know.
801
00:52:32.164 --> 00:52:35.964
I need to make things right.
Will you please help me, Grace? Please?
802
00:52:36.135 --> 00:52:38.899
Of course. But first, soccer.
803
00:52:43.309 --> 00:52:45.334
Hang on. Okay, I can hear you now.
804
00:52:46.912 --> 00:52:50.439
Okay. It's gonna be me all alone
at my own party.
805
00:52:50.616 --> 00:52:54.780
Nobody R.S.V.P.'s. It's L.A. Everyone wants
you to think they have a life.
806
00:52:54.954 --> 00:52:58.048
- I hate you being so in love.
- Oh, I know. Thank you.
807
00:52:58.224 --> 00:53:01.751
Speaking of which, I am going to
San Francisco. Sorry I won't be there.
808
00:53:02.928 --> 00:53:05.795
Whack the heart for me, honey.
I gotta go. Bye.
809
00:53:11.337 --> 00:53:13.828
Carmine, relax. It's me.
810
00:53:15.674 --> 00:53:16.800
- Hey.
- Reed.
811
00:53:18.444 --> 00:53:22.039
What are you doing here? Are you okay?
Is it...?
812
00:53:27.186 --> 00:53:29.120
I'm sorry.
813
00:53:29.288 --> 00:53:31.347
I love you.
814
00:53:31.790 --> 00:53:36.022
But I'm just not ready
for this kind of commitment.
815
00:53:36.495 --> 00:53:40.124
And I didn't know that this morning.
816
00:53:43.202 --> 00:53:44.999
No, it's okay.
817
00:53:46.005 --> 00:53:48.496
I shouldn't have rushed it. We can wait.
818
00:53:48.674 --> 00:53:50.801
You didn't do anything wrong.
819
00:53:50.976 --> 00:53:53.877
I shouldn't have been surprised
when you asked.
820
00:53:54.046 --> 00:53:56.947
I should be thinking
about our future together.
821
00:53:57.116 --> 00:53:59.983
But I'm still focused on my future.
822
00:54:01.387 --> 00:54:04.754
Look, you can still have your career,
baby.
823
00:54:04.924 --> 00:54:09.861
We're getting married.
We're not becoming monks or something.
824
00:54:10.029 --> 00:54:14.227
And then there's the whole thing
with my parents' horrible...
825
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:17.995
Your parents? Wait a second. Just because
your parents had a bad divorce...
826
00:54:18.170 --> 00:54:20.798
...does not mean that you're going to have
a bad divorce.
827
00:54:20.973 --> 00:54:24.431
They're not hereditary.
It's not like it's contagious, all right?
828
00:54:25.210 --> 00:54:27.201
You're not getting it.
829
00:54:27.379 --> 00:54:31.873
You know, the first phone call I made
after you proposed was to my office.
830
00:54:32.051 --> 00:54:34.383
To confirm my 10:00 meeting.
831
00:54:41.193 --> 00:54:44.162
It's really beautiful.
832
00:54:46.398 --> 00:54:48.366
For someone else.
833
00:54:55.240 --> 00:54:57.367
Don't worry. It's...
834
00:54:58.377 --> 00:55:00.607
Me and Carmine will be fine. Won't we?
835
00:55:00.779 --> 00:55:02.804
Won't we, Carmine?
836
00:55:03.315 --> 00:55:04.646
Right, baby?
837
00:55:08.887 --> 00:55:11.617
Carmine, come. Come here.
838
00:55:15.473 --> 00:55:19.307
Okay, all right. Yeah. Okay...
839
00:55:33.592 --> 00:55:35.651
Did you even consider marrying me?
840
00:55:36.361 --> 00:55:38.420
Of course I did.
841
00:55:39.698 --> 00:55:45.000
But when you ask a girl to marry you,
do you want her to just consider it?
842
00:55:45.170 --> 00:55:47.798
Or do you want her to just know?
843
00:55:53.044 --> 00:55:56.070
It's Romeo Midnight, back again.
844
00:55:56.248 --> 00:56:00.082
And if those topsy-turvy feelings
have got you twisted inside-out...
845
00:56:00.252 --> 00:56:03.710
...think of the poet Rumi,
who 800 years ago said:
846
00:56:03.888 --> 00:56:08.222
"All we really want
is love's confusing joy."
847
00:56:08.393 --> 00:56:10.327
Amen, brother.
848
00:56:10.729 --> 00:56:12.720
She was there, huh?
849
00:56:13.231 --> 00:56:14.926
Is that it?
850
00:56:17.736 --> 00:56:19.328
So this, you believe.
851
00:56:19.504 --> 00:56:22.302
You don't buy it
when she says yes to me...
852
00:56:22.574 --> 00:56:24.542
...but when she dumps me...
853
00:56:24.709 --> 00:56:27.303
...that you can wrap your head around.
854
00:56:27.479 --> 00:56:29.208
I had a feeling.
855
00:56:30.282 --> 00:56:32.842
- Excuse me?
- That it wasn't right, Reed.
856
00:56:33.018 --> 00:56:37.011
- Man, you know, an inkling.
- An inkling?
857
00:56:37.756 --> 00:56:42.386
You had an inkling,
and you kept it to yourself?
858
00:56:48.466 --> 00:56:51.867
You don't keep inklings to yourself.
You share them. You're like:
859
00:56:52.037 --> 00:56:53.504
"Hey, guy. I got an inkling...
860
00:56:53.672 --> 00:56:57.130
...you're headed for a fall here."
That's what friends do.
861
00:56:57.309 --> 00:57:00.574
That's common knowledge.
It's in the damn handbook.
862
00:57:01.813 --> 00:57:04.782
I'm sorry, Reed. You're right.
863
00:57:05.517 --> 00:57:07.610
I gotta stop Julia, don't I?
864
00:57:07.786 --> 00:57:11.381
If it's the damn handbook,
I think you better.
865
00:57:13.958 --> 00:57:14.982
Now, let's go.
866
00:57:21.366 --> 00:57:22.856
Next.
867
00:57:23.768 --> 00:57:26.601
I'm going to visit my boyfriend.
I'm surprising him.
868
00:57:26.771 --> 00:57:30.229
- Oh, yeah. Guys love surprises.
- Is that sarcasm?
869
00:57:30.408 --> 00:57:33.775
I surprised my husband once.
Now he's my ex-husband.
870
00:57:33.945 --> 00:57:36.812
- Oh, that sucks...
- Yes. Never touch security, ma'am.
871
00:57:36.981 --> 00:57:39.643
- Yes, ma'am. Copy that.
- Okay.
872
00:57:43.421 --> 00:57:44.547
- Next.
- Have a nice day.
873
00:57:44.723 --> 00:57:46.315
You too, ma'am.
874
00:57:49.728 --> 00:57:53.494
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
875
00:57:53.665 --> 00:57:55.530
We gotta get to the airport.
876
00:57:55.700 --> 00:57:58.669
- Oh, shit. The flowers.
- Well, I'll deliver them. You go.
877
00:57:58.837 --> 00:58:00.828
I don't have a car. All I have is this van.
878
00:58:01.005 --> 00:58:04.634
My cousin Flaco lives nearby. He's got
a car you can borrow. It's a Chevy.
879
00:58:04.809 --> 00:58:06.106
Yeah?
880
00:58:06.277 --> 00:58:07.972
A hybrid.
881
00:58:25.530 --> 00:58:27.327
Right over there.
882
00:58:31.970 --> 00:58:35.997
Guy leaves. I said, "We can't take the dog."
He says, "You know, he'll be right back..."
883
00:58:36.174 --> 00:58:38.938
Hi. I need your first ticket...
884
00:58:39.110 --> 00:58:43.740
...out of terminal G to San Francisco.
- This counter for oversized items.
885
00:58:43.915 --> 00:58:46.884
Right. L... But you sell tickets.
886
00:58:47.051 --> 00:58:50.384
- This counter for oversized items.
- But you sell tickets, right?
887
00:58:50.555 --> 00:58:54.924
That counter is for oversized people
this counter is for oversized items, okay?
888
00:58:55.093 --> 00:58:57.254
Okay, here's my luggage.
889
00:58:58.663 --> 00:59:00.426
Now it's a matched set.
890
00:59:00.598 --> 00:59:03.294
Buddy, I'm 52 and I'm wearing
a bright blue shirt to work.
891
00:59:03.468 --> 00:59:07.097
- Please don't make me madder than I am.
- I'm sorry.
892
00:59:10.675 --> 00:59:12.336
- There's this girl.
- Don't tell me...
893
00:59:12.510 --> 00:59:15.172
...that'll take the fun out of guessing.
Gonna be tough.
894
00:59:15.346 --> 00:59:18.543
There's a very pretty girl,
and she's about to get on a big airplane.
895
00:59:18.716 --> 00:59:22.243
And if you don't stop her,
she'll never know how you really feel.
896
00:59:22.921 --> 00:59:24.821
- Not exactly.
- What am I missing?
897
00:59:24.989 --> 00:59:28.015
If she gets on the plane,
she's gonna find out the hard way...
898
00:59:28.193 --> 00:59:31.560
...that the guy
that she thinks she's in love with...
899
00:59:31.729 --> 00:59:35.426
...is a spineless, lying creep.
- That's no good.
900
00:59:35.600 --> 00:59:37.727
No, it is no good,
and I can't let that happen.
901
00:59:37.902 --> 00:59:42.066
Because this girl, she is great.
She's like...
902
00:59:43.174 --> 00:59:44.869
Like sunshine.
903
00:59:45.710 --> 00:59:47.905
Everything is better when she's there.
904
00:59:48.079 --> 00:59:53.608
I can't stand the idea of some jerk
hurting her. I just can't. I can't.
905
00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:56.685
Can you please be quiet...
906
00:59:56.855 --> 01:00:02.054
...so this nice young man
can sell me a ticket. Please?
907
01:00:02.594 --> 01:00:04.391
Take it easy.
908
01:00:04.562 --> 01:00:06.826
Here, this'll get you
to any gate in the place.
909
01:00:06.998 --> 01:00:09.694
- She's like sunshine, huh?
- Yeah.
910
01:00:09.868 --> 01:00:12.735
Well, in that case, it's on me.
Go on, get out of here.
911
01:00:12.904 --> 01:00:14.371
Thank you.
912
01:00:15.006 --> 01:00:16.473
Thank you.
913
01:00:39.364 --> 01:00:42.527
Right this way. Come on. Let me see.
914
01:00:44.636 --> 01:00:46.069
All right.
915
01:00:49.941 --> 01:00:51.806
Hey, sir. Sir.
916
01:00:51.976 --> 01:00:53.944
- Just a moment, sir.
- Attention please.
917
01:00:54.112 --> 01:00:55.807
Flight 464 to San Francisco...
918
01:00:55.980 --> 01:00:58.813
...is now boarding at gate 13
in terminal G.
919
01:01:01.019 --> 01:01:05.217
The... The man left his shoes.
Mister, the man forgot his shoes.
920
01:01:05.390 --> 01:01:06.721
We've got a Code Foxtrot.
921
01:01:06.891 --> 01:01:09.485
- Excuse me. Excuse me!
- We've got a Code Foxtrot.
922
01:01:11.963 --> 01:01:13.362
Oh, on Mount Tam?
923
01:01:13.531 --> 01:01:16.227
Do you think? Because I heard
there's a little restaurant...
924
01:01:16.401 --> 01:01:19.700
He's a friend of mine. It's okay.
What are you doing?
925
01:01:19.871 --> 01:01:21.998
- Just...
- Where are your shoes? Are you okay?
926
01:01:22.173 --> 01:01:23.299
He's married.
927
01:01:24.676 --> 01:01:27.736
- What?
- Harrison. He's married.
928
01:01:28.813 --> 01:01:30.576
He was married, and now he's divorced.
929
01:01:30.748 --> 01:01:33.842
No. He's still married. Her name is Pamela.
They live in Brentwood.
930
01:01:34.018 --> 01:01:36.145
I know because I delivered flowers to her.
931
01:01:36.588 --> 01:01:38.954
I tried to tell you at the school.
932
01:01:39.390 --> 01:01:42.882
Did he say it was his current wife?
"I'm sending flowers to my current wife"?
933
01:01:43.061 --> 01:01:44.585
He didn't have to. I could tell.
934
01:01:44.762 --> 01:01:47.424
Like you could tell
that my old boyfriend Eddie was gay.
935
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:50.261
- Eddie was gay.
- Eddie is married with two beautiful kids.
936
01:01:50.435 --> 01:01:53.165
- Eddie has a cat named Babs.
- You've tried to talk me...
937
01:01:53.338 --> 01:01:57.138
...out of every boyfriend since we've met.
- I'm telling you the truth. I promise.
938
01:01:57.308 --> 01:01:58.536
I'm going.
939
01:01:58.710 --> 01:02:01.076
No, hang on, hang on.
Come here, come here.
940
01:02:01.245 --> 01:02:03.338
Why, hello there. I'm with security.
941
01:02:03.514 --> 01:02:05.914
Do you think that Morley
and I belong together?
942
01:02:07.452 --> 01:02:10.387
- What does that have to do with anything?
- Just tell me. Do you?
943
01:02:10.555 --> 01:02:13.251
I don't know.
If you love her and if she loves you...
944
01:02:13.424 --> 01:02:16.052
- Answer the question.
- Fine.
945
01:02:17.829 --> 01:02:19.262
No.
946
01:02:20.498 --> 01:02:23.558
- Personally, I don't see it.
- That's what I'm doing here.
947
01:02:23.735 --> 01:02:26.533
Because apparently everyone
and their mother felt that way...
948
01:02:26.704 --> 01:02:28.638
...but nobody had the guts to tell me.
949
01:02:29.407 --> 01:02:32.672
And now, I'm left with some stupid ring
and an empty closet...
950
01:02:32.844 --> 01:02:37.781
...and an ache in my gut the size of Texas
because nobody told me.
951
01:02:38.816 --> 01:02:41.751
- She left you.
- Today.
952
01:02:44.789 --> 01:02:45.915
I'm sorry.
953
01:02:46.090 --> 01:02:51.153
This will serve as your final boarding call
for flight 464 to San Francisco.
954
01:03:03.241 --> 01:03:07.837
- I don't want this to happen to you.
- I'm sorry about Morley...
955
01:03:08.379 --> 01:03:10.142
...but I'm going to see my boyfriend.
956
01:03:10.748 --> 01:03:12.648
You know it's the truth.
957
01:03:17.121 --> 01:03:19.021
Sir, your shoes are still at security.
958
01:03:19.857 --> 01:03:21.654
We're not allowed to touch them.
959
01:03:21.826 --> 01:03:26.593
Sir, what kind of man takes his shoes off
and leave them off in public?
960
01:03:26.764 --> 01:03:29.699
Now, you know,
it's some nasty stuff on these floors, sir.
961
01:03:41.512 --> 01:03:42.979
Whoa.
962
01:03:45.616 --> 01:03:47.106
Sorry.
963
01:03:58.529 --> 01:04:02.192
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure
you've noticed we're experiencing turbulence.
964
01:04:02.366 --> 01:04:05.233
Nothing to be concerned about
but the captain has turned on...
965
01:04:05.402 --> 01:04:06.926
...the seat belt sign for safety.
966
01:04:07.104 --> 01:04:09.766
Please return to your seats
until we pass through this...
967
01:04:09.940 --> 01:04:12.773
...which should be in just a few minutes.
- Yeah.
968
01:04:13.110 --> 01:04:14.543
- Yeah.
- I'll just put it there.
969
01:04:14.711 --> 01:04:16.269
Watch your hands.
970
01:04:20.918 --> 01:04:22.476
You look very pretty.
971
01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:24.878
Thank you.
972
01:04:25.189 --> 01:04:26.213
- Are you nervous?
- Yes.
973
01:04:26.390 --> 01:04:29.655
No reason to be. The minute you walk
through that door nothing else...
974
01:04:29.827 --> 01:04:30.885
...is gonna matter.
975
01:04:31.462 --> 01:04:32.929
Thank you.
976
01:04:35.365 --> 01:04:37.856
Franklin rules!
977
01:04:39.369 --> 01:04:41.394
Hey, Edison, wanna warm up together?
978
01:04:41.572 --> 01:04:44.735
Yeah, Edison.
Warm up with your girlfriend.
979
01:04:44.908 --> 01:04:47.206
Grow up, Franklin.
980
01:04:48.312 --> 01:04:50.439
Are you gonna watch
Discovery Channel tonight?
981
01:04:50.614 --> 01:04:53.139
- It's about giraffes.
- No, I can't.
982
01:04:53.317 --> 01:04:55.217
I have to work at my mother's restaurant.
983
01:04:56.320 --> 01:04:58.447
- The one with the pointy towers?
- Yeah.
984
01:04:58.622 --> 01:05:00.351
I went there for your birthday party.
985
01:05:00.891 --> 01:05:04.122
It's a busy night for us. We have a wedding,
and a party for people...
986
01:05:04.294 --> 01:05:05.784
...who hate Valentine's Day.
987
01:05:06.263 --> 01:05:09.357
- Why hate Valentine's Day?
- I don't know.
988
01:05:09.533 --> 01:05:12.798
We have it every year,
and it's all of Miss Fitzpatrick's friends.
989
01:05:12.970 --> 01:05:14.198
Really?
990
01:05:14.872 --> 01:05:16.965
Not in Franklin's house!
991
01:05:17.140 --> 01:05:19.233
Come on, the game's starting!
992
01:05:28.118 --> 01:05:31.053
- Edison, what the heck is wrong with you?
- I'm in love.
993
01:05:31.221 --> 01:05:33.951
So am I, but I can move my feet.
994
01:05:41.665 --> 01:05:44.828
Did you see it?
I went like this with my head.
995
01:05:45.002 --> 01:05:48.961
I kicked the ball with my head!
Didn't you see it?
996
01:05:49.840 --> 01:05:54.641
Oh, I did see it, honey.
Mommy's so proud of you.
997
01:05:55.445 --> 01:05:57.504
Let's go find Daddy.
998
01:06:01.051 --> 01:06:04.145
I'm Kelvin Moore. Happy Valentine's Day.
999
01:06:04.321 --> 01:06:06.186
Welcome to the famous Hollywood Stars...
1000
01:06:06.356 --> 01:06:07.846
Don't you know who I am, huh?
1001
01:06:08.025 --> 01:06:10.653
- You think I wouldn't find you here?
- What are you doing?
1002
01:06:10.827 --> 01:06:12.886
- I'm trying to work.
- Look at this, everyone!
1003
01:06:13.063 --> 01:06:15.531
This is not in... This isn't for pictures.
1004
01:06:15.699 --> 01:06:18.668
Miss. Oh, mother, what's going on?
Why so...?
1005
01:06:18.835 --> 01:06:20.769
"Cisco Martinez is a cheating rat."
1006
01:06:20.938 --> 01:06:23.304
She's loco.
I don't know what she's talking about.
1007
01:06:23.473 --> 01:06:27.341
- No, rata. You rata!
- Cisco! Cisco!
1008
01:06:27.511 --> 01:06:30.446
- What are you doing? This is...
- Oh, she kneed him in the gonads.
1009
01:06:30.614 --> 01:06:32.775
My goodness, I feel for you.
The Dodger Dog.
1010
01:06:32.950 --> 01:06:34.383
- I'm okay.
- Sleeping with them?
1011
01:06:34.551 --> 01:06:36.143
Anyway, my name is Kelvin Moore.
1012
01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:38.413
Happy Valentine's Day.
KVLA, channel 13.
1013
01:06:39.990 --> 01:06:41.480
We done?
1014
01:06:42.726 --> 01:06:45.286
Got a text. Sean Jackson
is calling a press conference.
1015
01:06:45.462 --> 01:06:48.192
This could be my exclusive, okay?
Listen, keep filming.
1016
01:06:48.365 --> 01:06:51.357
All right, do some B-roll
or something like that, all right?
1017
01:06:51.835 --> 01:06:53.632
No worries, boss.
1018
01:06:55.706 --> 01:06:57.697
It's my day.
1019
01:06:58.675 --> 01:07:01.576
Hey, listen, I need to be able
to talk to Kara for two seconds.
1020
01:07:01.745 --> 01:07:05.078
I already gave you everything on the
press conference, so we are good.
1021
01:07:05.248 --> 01:07:09.207
I'm trying to do something special.
Look at the profile. I'm from KVLA.
1022
01:07:09.386 --> 01:07:11.820
- The number two sports guy.
- On my way to number one.
1023
01:07:11.989 --> 01:07:14.423
I wanted to ask her one question
about Sean Jackson.
1024
01:07:14.591 --> 01:07:17.583
I need to be able to ask Sean Jackson
one question on camera.
1025
01:07:17.761 --> 01:07:19.854
She's on a conference call,
she's very busy.
1026
01:07:20.030 --> 01:07:21.691
- I don't know if I can...
- My bladder.
1027
01:07:21.865 --> 01:07:24.891
I gotta use the bathroom. Got a bathroom?
Oh, I dropped my notes.
1028
01:07:25.068 --> 01:07:28.094
- No. You can't just barge into an... Kara.
- Kara.
1029
01:07:28.271 --> 01:07:30.501
- Damn.
- Oh, Kara. Are you okay?
1030
01:07:30.674 --> 01:07:33.871
- Oh, do I look okay?
- Should we call a doctor?
1031
01:07:34.044 --> 01:07:35.409
No, it's this day.
1032
01:07:35.579 --> 01:07:38.013
Christmas, New Year's, Fourth of July,
she's fine.
1033
01:07:38.181 --> 01:07:42.083
- Valentine's Day, not so good.
- What are you doing tonight, Kelvin?
1034
01:07:43.720 --> 01:07:47.713
I'm actually here about the Sean Jackson
interview, but we could talk.
1035
01:07:47.891 --> 01:07:52.351
Relax, I'm not asking you out.
I'm just curious.
1036
01:07:52.529 --> 01:07:57.762
How are you spending
this happiest of all days?
1037
01:07:58.335 --> 01:08:00.530
- Let me just...
- You don't wanna call somebody?
1038
01:08:00.704 --> 01:08:02.899
I just wanna know if, in fact...
1039
01:08:03.073 --> 01:08:07.567
...I am the only person
on the whole freaking planet...
1040
01:08:07.744 --> 01:08:13.046
...who is completely
and 100-percent alone on Valentine's Day.
1041
01:08:13.984 --> 01:08:15.281
I asked you a question.
1042
01:08:16.019 --> 01:08:18.044
Yeah. I'm working.
1043
01:08:18.622 --> 01:08:20.988
9, 10, and 11:00.
1044
01:08:21.158 --> 01:08:25.424
Usually, I do two, but people want it off,
so I'm happy to cover for them on this day.
1045
01:08:25.862 --> 01:08:28.092
You don't like to go out
on Valentine's Day?
1046
01:08:28.265 --> 01:08:30.631
- I hate it.
- Me too.
1047
01:08:31.134 --> 01:08:34.365
It's my fault I'm alone.
I'm neurotic to the nth degree.
1048
01:08:34.538 --> 01:08:36.301
I don't have time to work on myself...
1049
01:08:36.473 --> 01:08:38.964
...because I'm too busy
fixing everyone else.
1050
01:08:39.142 --> 01:08:41.702
- Right.
- My closest relationship...
1051
01:08:41.878 --> 01:08:43.573
...is with my BlackBerry.
1052
01:08:43.747 --> 01:08:45.806
- Right.
- Thank God it vibrates.
1053
01:08:45.982 --> 01:08:47.449
- Oh, no.
- But do you know...
1054
01:08:47.617 --> 01:08:49.881
...who has always been there for me?
- Who's that?
1055
01:08:50.053 --> 01:08:53.989
- Candy.
- There's somebody.
1056
01:08:54.524 --> 01:08:57.152
I cannot get enough.
And I know it's bad...
1057
01:08:57.327 --> 01:08:58.555
- Kara.
...but I need it.
1058
01:08:58.729 --> 01:09:01.527
I need it, and there is not a shortage
on Valentine's Day.
1059
01:09:01.698 --> 01:09:03.427
And that is my future.
1060
01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:07.127
I'll be a Ionely old lady
with rotting teeth.
1061
01:09:07.304 --> 01:09:10.273
- No, no, no. No, you're not.
- And a chocolate mustache.
1062
01:09:15.779 --> 01:09:18.247
Okay, maybe you should try some tofu
or something.
1063
01:09:18.415 --> 01:09:21.851
Okay. It'll balance out your emotions.
1064
01:09:22.052 --> 01:09:24.247
I don't want a mustache.
1065
01:09:25.455 --> 01:09:27.047
You'll look hot with a mustache.
1066
01:09:27.691 --> 01:09:30.489
Or without it. It doesn't matter.
1067
01:09:39.069 --> 01:09:43.028
- You can let go of me now.
- Yeah, I should.
1068
01:09:43.206 --> 01:09:45.640
- Well, I guess we're done here.
- All right.
1069
01:09:45.809 --> 01:09:47.071
You can check with Heather.
1070
01:09:47.244 --> 01:09:49.872
- She'll validate your parking.
- You have a blessed day.
1071
01:09:52.382 --> 01:09:54.009
On your mark.
1072
01:09:54.184 --> 01:09:55.344
Get set.
1073
01:10:00.123 --> 01:10:02.751
I'm Greg Gilkins at
my old high school, Henderson High...
1074
01:10:02.926 --> 01:10:04.723
...and today's subject: Young love.
1075
01:10:04.895 --> 01:10:08.854
I'm joined by Felicia, whose boyfriend,
Willy, will be joining us shortly.
1076
01:10:09.032 --> 01:10:12.433
- Felicia, if he's the star athlete, you are...?
- Not the cheerleader.
1077
01:10:12.602 --> 01:10:15.833
- I'm on the dance team.
- Maybe you could show us a little bit.
1078
01:10:16.006 --> 01:10:17.871
Five, six, seven, eight.
1079
01:10:24.214 --> 01:10:26.273
Don't hurt yourself.
1080
01:10:26.449 --> 01:10:28.280
- Yes.
- I haven't seen moves like that...
1081
01:10:28.451 --> 01:10:31.750
...since the '94 Northridge quake.
You guys are...
1082
01:10:34.991 --> 01:10:37.459
How do you feel about each other
this Valentine's Day?
1083
01:10:37.627 --> 01:10:40.221
- Oh, my gosh. I totally love him.
- I'm crazy about her.
1084
01:10:40.397 --> 01:10:42.865
Willy, what is it about her
that makes you so happy?
1085
01:10:43.033 --> 01:10:46.161
Well, she's beautiful,
she makes me laugh...
1086
01:10:46.336 --> 01:10:48.270
...and she does my geometry.
- Bonus.
1087
01:10:48.438 --> 01:10:49.462
- Yep.
- And, Felicia...
1088
01:10:49.639 --> 01:10:51.539
...what is it about Willy that's so cool?
1089
01:10:51.708 --> 01:10:55.508
What, besides the fact that he's totally hot?
He's an amazing athlete.
1090
01:10:55.679 --> 01:10:57.806
Go show them, babe.
Go show them, go show them.
1091
01:10:57.981 --> 01:10:59.915
He's so good.
1092
01:11:03.486 --> 01:11:07.923
How about this? I cook her dinner and then
serve it to her in front of a fireplace.
1093
01:11:08.091 --> 01:11:10.559
- That says romance.
- That says cheap-o.
1094
01:11:10.727 --> 01:11:11.751
Okay, not a problem.
1095
01:11:11.928 --> 01:11:14.556
I got her tickets to the movie
at the Hollywood Cemetery.
1096
01:11:14.731 --> 01:11:17.063
Oh, yeah. Chicks love the cemetery...
1097
01:11:17.234 --> 01:11:20.135
...on Valentine's Day.
- Don't you think you should get a gift?
1098
01:11:20.303 --> 01:11:24.000
Gift? I'm supposed to get her a Prius?
We've been dating for like two weeks.
1099
01:11:24.741 --> 01:11:26.265
Is there a two-week gift?
1100
01:11:26.443 --> 01:11:28.843
If you want there to be a third week
there is.
1101
01:11:29.012 --> 01:11:31.606
- So how did you guys meet?
- It's really funny, actually.
1102
01:11:31.781 --> 01:11:33.373
Like, I was not into him at first.
1103
01:11:33.550 --> 01:11:35.950
He used to shoot spit wads at me
in Spanish class...
1104
01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:37.746
...which is, like, so junior high.
1105
01:11:38.688 --> 01:11:41.623
But then one night I was brushing out
my hair when I got home...
1106
01:11:41.791 --> 01:11:44.783
...and I found this spit wad,
but it was really a note.
1107
01:11:44.961 --> 01:11:48.795
And it said, "What's up?"
And I was like, "That is so cute."
1108
01:11:48.965 --> 01:11:49.989
And then I liked him.
1109
01:11:57.507 --> 01:12:01.204
Oh, my God. Baby, are you okay?
Walk it off, baby. Just walk it off.
1110
01:12:02.312 --> 01:12:04.872
You're still hot, baby. You're still hot.
1111
01:12:05.048 --> 01:12:08.074
- He rolled out of that like a ninja.
- He's usually good at those.
1112
01:12:08.251 --> 01:12:10.685
He's quite the athlete,
you're quite the dancer, huh?
1113
01:12:10.854 --> 01:12:14.790
- Five, six, seven, eight!
- No, I think... I think we're okay.
1114
01:12:14.958 --> 01:12:17.324
Oh, we haven't seen that one.
1115
01:12:17.661 --> 01:12:20.129
- Way to go. She tell you the spit-wad story?
- She did.
1116
01:12:20.297 --> 01:12:22.265
- Yeah, she's mushy like that.
- You like it.
1117
01:12:22.432 --> 01:12:24.627
- I know.
- Oh, I miss high school.
1118
01:12:25.602 --> 01:12:28.503
There you have it, young love.
Full of promise, full of hope...
1119
01:12:28.672 --> 01:12:31.766
...ignorant of reality. From Henderson High
on Valentine's Day, I'm Greg Gilkins.
1120
01:12:33.843 --> 01:12:34.935
Okay.
1121
01:12:35.111 --> 01:12:38.046
Sorry, Mr. E., but they can't get your
flowers delivered today...
1122
01:12:38.214 --> 01:12:42.651
...but they'll figure it out tomorrow.
- No, it has to be today. It has to.
1123
01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:46.956
Oh, just let him go.
Let him go, let him go, let him go.
1124
01:12:47.123 --> 01:12:51.219
I'll tell you, today's a lot of pressure for
anyone, let alone a little kid. Come on.
1125
01:12:51.995 --> 01:12:55.431
Tell me about it. I haven't been having
the best day myself.
1126
01:12:59.235 --> 01:13:01.499
Is everything okay with Alex?
1127
01:13:01.671 --> 01:13:04.697
- Not really.
- Uh-oh. What happened?
1128
01:13:06.209 --> 01:13:09.610
Alex and I were supposed to...
1129
01:13:09.980 --> 01:13:11.004
...have sex today.
1130
01:13:13.683 --> 01:13:15.878
For the first time. For both of us.
1131
01:13:17.053 --> 01:13:19.920
I wanted it to be magical,
and I'm realizing that...
1132
01:13:20.090 --> 01:13:22.615
...it's hard to plan something
to be magical, you know?
1133
01:13:22.792 --> 01:13:26.694
- Yes, that it is.
- Love can't be planned.
1134
01:13:26.863 --> 01:13:29.764
It's not love she is talking about, Edgar.
It is sex.
1135
01:13:29.933 --> 01:13:31.195
He's going to Stanford.
1136
01:13:31.368 --> 01:13:34.963
I'm going to Yale.
And it's just hit me recently that...
1137
01:13:35.138 --> 01:13:37.265
...it's gonna be really hard
to stay together.
1138
01:13:37.440 --> 01:13:41.342
So I guess I thought that if we had
this amazing thing connecting us...
1139
01:13:41.511 --> 01:13:44.207
...it'd make it easier, somehow,
but I don't know...
1140
01:13:44.381 --> 01:13:47.646
...hearing myself say it out loud,
it all sounds really stupid.
1141
01:13:47.817 --> 01:13:51.651
And it's not like I'm gonna sleep with
one person for the rest of my life, right?
1142
01:13:51.821 --> 01:13:53.721
I mean, that's just crazy. Who does that?
1143
01:13:53.890 --> 01:13:58.554
- Oh, crazy people like us. We did.
- No.
1144
01:14:00.330 --> 01:14:04.664
- That's amazing.
- Well, granted, it was a different time...
1145
01:14:04.834 --> 01:14:08.463
...and people weren't as promiscuous
as they are now.
1146
01:14:08.638 --> 01:14:11.971
And there were times we spent
long periods apart, but we managed.
1147
01:14:12.142 --> 01:14:16.044
I'm not saying it was easy
or suggesting it for you.
1148
01:14:16.212 --> 01:14:18.407
Just saying it's possible.
1149
01:14:18.581 --> 01:14:22.142
And actually, we're gonna renew our vows
this spring, right?
1150
01:14:26.890 --> 01:14:30.121
- Would you excuse us a minute?
- Yeah. I'm gonna take this.
1151
01:14:30.827 --> 01:14:35.059
Hey. No, I'm just at Edgar and Estelle's.
What are you doing?
1152
01:14:37.767 --> 01:14:41.567
Alex, I gotta tell you something.
1153
01:14:41.738 --> 01:14:43.763
I don't know if today's the day.
1154
01:14:43.940 --> 01:14:46.374
I want it to be special,
you want it to be special...
1155
01:14:46.543 --> 01:14:50.946
...and, you know, we tried
to make it special, but, you know...
1156
01:14:51.514 --> 01:14:54.745
Do you wanna go back there and see
my mom after what happened earlier?
1157
01:14:54.918 --> 01:14:56.317
I don't think so.
1158
01:14:58.955 --> 01:15:02.186
All right, well, okay.
1159
01:15:02.358 --> 01:15:03.825
Um...
1160
01:15:03.993 --> 01:15:06.484
You know what, Alex, sorry.
I need to call you back.
1161
01:15:06.663 --> 01:15:08.631
I have to go. I'll call you later. Bye.
1162
01:15:13.036 --> 01:15:14.060
Edison!
1163
01:15:32.222 --> 01:15:36.591
Remember when you went away
to Florida to build the apartments?
1164
01:15:36.760 --> 01:15:39.593
You remember that.
And you were gone a very long time.
1165
01:15:39.763 --> 01:15:41.025
Yes.
1166
01:15:41.731 --> 01:15:44.029
You were gone so long.
1167
01:15:44.367 --> 01:15:46.028
I was so Ionely.
1168
01:15:47.537 --> 01:15:49.334
And...
1169
01:15:49.506 --> 01:15:54.876
Well, Joey came over. It was my birthday,
and he brought flowers, and...
1170
01:15:55.044 --> 01:15:57.877
- I sent you flowers, hon.
- Yes, you did.
1171
01:15:58.047 --> 01:16:00.174
And champagne.
1172
01:16:00.350 --> 01:16:02.341
Joey? Wait a minute.
1173
01:16:02.519 --> 01:16:04.282
- Joey Keenan?
- Yes.
1174
01:16:04.454 --> 01:16:06.718
- My business partner.
- That's right.
1175
01:16:08.391 --> 01:16:11.189
And we sat and we talked
and we had dinner, and we...
1176
01:16:12.762 --> 01:16:14.593
And then...
1177
01:16:16.466 --> 01:16:19.299
It wasn't anything at first. And...
1178
01:16:19.469 --> 01:16:23.872
- You had an affair.
- Yes. But it didn't last long, Edgar.
1179
01:16:24.040 --> 01:16:27.305
Didn't last long,
and we regretted it very much.
1180
01:16:27.477 --> 01:16:29.468
I'm so sorry.
1181
01:16:35.118 --> 01:16:39.054
- You're the only man I've ever loved.
- Then why tell me now?
1182
01:16:39.222 --> 01:16:42.714
It's been bothering me.
Our vows and everything.
1183
01:16:42.892 --> 01:16:45.156
And I wanted to tell you the truth.
1184
01:16:45.795 --> 01:16:47.820
The truth?
1185
01:16:50.166 --> 01:16:52.498
Well, unfortunately, Estelle...
1186
01:16:52.669 --> 01:16:56.196
...the truth makes everything else
seem like a lie.
1187
01:16:57.807 --> 01:16:59.468
I'm sorry.
1188
01:17:09.752 --> 01:17:11.686
Why do you hate heart-shaped candy?
1189
01:17:11.855 --> 01:17:16.952
I think it's because it reminds me that this
is Valentine's Day, and I'm recently single.
1190
01:17:17.227 --> 01:17:19.058
- We weren't on the same page.
- Sorry.
1191
01:17:19.229 --> 01:17:22.494
- It's okay. It's over.
- Nothing to be done?
1192
01:17:22.665 --> 01:17:25.657
No, no. I've seen the enemy
and the enemy is me.
1193
01:17:25.835 --> 01:17:28.531
You could go for the stewardess.
She seems to like you.
1194
01:17:29.038 --> 01:17:31.029
I think she likes everybody,
that's her job.
1195
01:17:31.207 --> 01:17:33.767
She looks over here every 5 seconds.
1196
01:17:33.943 --> 01:17:35.808
- No.
- Ready?
1197
01:17:35.979 --> 01:17:38.277
- Five, four, three...
- You wanna bet on it?
1198
01:17:38.448 --> 01:17:40.939
- I'll bet you a bag of pretzels.
- Okay.
1199
01:17:41.117 --> 01:17:43.210
Five, four, three, two...
1200
01:17:43.386 --> 01:17:46.480
- Oh, there it is.
- Okay. All right, that was a coincidence.
1201
01:17:46.656 --> 01:17:49.318
- Five, four, three...
- Stop it. Stop it.
1202
01:17:49.492 --> 01:17:52.825
- Looked on three. She's gonna come here.
- Excuse me.
1203
01:17:52.996 --> 01:17:56.488
- Can I get you anything?
- A bag of pretzels, please.
1204
01:17:57.533 --> 01:17:59.262
Two, actually.
1205
01:18:13.216 --> 01:18:17.346
Thank you for the flowers, Mr. Troken.
Ready for your sponge bath?
1206
01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:19.488
Yes, please.
1207
01:18:28.464 --> 01:18:31.126
Hi, excuse me. Hi.
1208
01:18:31.301 --> 01:18:33.326
Could I ask you a question?
1209
01:18:33.503 --> 01:18:36.301
I'm looking for Dr. Copeland.
Is he here tonight?
1210
01:18:36.472 --> 01:18:40.238
- Not tonight, no.
- Sorry, Dr. Harrison Copeland.
1211
01:18:40.410 --> 01:18:42.173
Not tonight.
1212
01:18:42.879 --> 01:18:47.543
- Could you tell me where I could find him?
- Are you a patient? Is something wrong?
1213
01:18:52.922 --> 01:18:57.018
Look, can I ask you a question,
just woman to woman?
1214
01:18:58.394 --> 01:18:59.952
Okay.
1215
01:19:03.967 --> 01:19:06.197
Is Dr. Copeland married?
1216
01:19:07.103 --> 01:19:08.730
Not divorced or not separated...
1217
01:19:08.905 --> 01:19:12.534
...just full-on married
to a woman named Pamela?
1218
01:19:16.346 --> 01:19:19.110
They just celebrated
their 15th anniversary.
1219
01:19:21.184 --> 01:19:22.879
Cardiology Center.
1220
01:19:26.923 --> 01:19:29.915
Los Angeles Hospital, may I help you?
1221
01:19:31.627 --> 01:19:34.596
Bistro Garden, early seating.
1222
01:19:43.840 --> 01:19:46.070
Kara, I'm still here. I'm in L.A.
1223
01:19:46.242 --> 01:19:48.233
I have a lot to tell you. Give me a call.
1224
01:19:49.479 --> 01:19:52.141
May I have your attention, please?
I'm Sean's publicist...
1225
01:19:52.315 --> 01:19:55.512
...and recently there has been a lot of
speculation about his future.
1226
01:19:55.685 --> 01:19:59.849
And rather than keep you all in suspense,
he will make a brief statement at this time.
1227
01:20:03.159 --> 01:20:05.787
- Hey, boss. Sorry, elevator took a year.
- Cleaning up?
1228
01:20:05.962 --> 01:20:07.520
- I'm trying to be you.
- All right.
1229
01:20:07.697 --> 01:20:09.961
First off, I'd like to thank everyone
for coming.
1230
01:20:10.133 --> 01:20:13.864
I know it's Valentine's Day and you might
have other plans, so I'll be quick.
1231
01:20:14.037 --> 01:20:15.595
The cliché...
1232
01:20:15.772 --> 01:20:18.935
...when someone's retiring
who doesn't wanna retire...
1233
01:20:19.108 --> 01:20:22.908
...is to say that it's because they wanna
spend more time with their family.
1234
01:20:23.079 --> 01:20:28.073
I don't have a family,
and with everything football has given me...
1235
01:20:28.518 --> 01:20:32.079
...the biggest thing it's taken away is that.
1236
01:20:32.255 --> 01:20:35.622
Because of who I am...
1237
01:20:35.925 --> 01:20:37.051
...because of my job...
1238
01:20:37.226 --> 01:20:40.821
...I haven't been able to live the life
I want to.
1239
01:20:40.997 --> 01:20:44.831
With that in mind, I'll just say the thing
I came here to say.
1240
01:20:46.202 --> 01:20:47.362
I'm gay.
1241
01:20:50.106 --> 01:20:51.130
I knew it!
1242
01:20:51.307 --> 01:20:53.138
- Any questions?
- Are you kidding me?
1243
01:20:53.309 --> 01:20:56.540
And be cool, because I'm not above
kicking anybody's ass.
1244
01:20:56.712 --> 01:20:58.680
Sean, you for real?
1245
01:20:59.315 --> 01:21:02.011
Uh, first question.
1246
01:21:02.618 --> 01:21:04.848
Sean, come on, help me out.
1247
01:21:05.621 --> 01:21:06.986
Kelvin Moore, KVLA.
1248
01:21:07.757 --> 01:21:10.749
Sean, I'm confused here.
Are you saying that you're retiring?
1249
01:21:10.927 --> 01:21:13.361
Oh, right, that.
1250
01:21:14.497 --> 01:21:18.263
No, Kelvin. No, I'm not retiring.
1251
01:21:18.601 --> 01:21:21.263
I'm gay, and I'm gonna play.
1252
01:21:32.381 --> 01:21:35.578
Pick up the phone, Estelle. Edgar.
1253
01:21:39.222 --> 01:21:41.520
- Rosato martini with soda, table six.
- You got it.
1254
01:21:41.691 --> 01:21:46.287
I'm not really a waitress, I'm an actress.
I just did a day on Days of Our Lives.
1255
01:21:47.096 --> 01:21:50.224
- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Happy Valentine's to you.
1256
01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:52.196
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
1257
01:21:54.637 --> 01:21:56.730
- Thank you.
- Olivia's gonna need braces.
1258
01:21:56.906 --> 01:21:57.964
Well, that makes sense.
1259
01:21:58.141 --> 01:22:00.473
- I had them, you had them.
- I know.
1260
01:22:02.945 --> 01:22:04.572
Bistro Gardens restaurant.
1261
01:22:05.348 --> 01:22:06.372
Good evening.
1262
01:22:09.485 --> 01:22:11.282
- Hi.
- Harrison?
1263
01:22:11.454 --> 01:22:13.615
- Are you okay?
- Excuse me. Excuse...
1264
01:22:13.789 --> 01:22:15.757
- You all right, sir?
- You okay?
1265
01:22:15.925 --> 01:22:19.292
Great. Well, my name is Julia,
and I'm gonna be your server tonight.
1266
01:22:19.462 --> 01:22:21.453
Why don't I get started
with a few specials?
1267
01:22:21.631 --> 01:22:22.962
Yes, please.
1268
01:22:23.132 --> 01:22:27.432
Tonight the chef is featuring a dish
that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig.
1269
01:22:28.137 --> 01:22:34.007
- You're kidding. How is that cooked?
- He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles...
1270
01:22:34.177 --> 01:22:37.738
...and he chops them up really finely,
teeny, tiny pieces.
1271
01:22:37.914 --> 01:22:41.941
And then he takes those testicles,
and he pulverizes them...
1272
01:22:42.118 --> 01:22:44.780
...and adds in a little arugula,
some sage...
1273
01:22:44.954 --> 01:22:47.752
...feta cheese, and shoves the mixture...
1274
01:22:47.924 --> 01:22:49.949
...back up the pig's...
1275
01:22:50.126 --> 01:22:52.287
Well, for lack of a better word, ass.
1276
01:22:54.297 --> 01:22:58.131
- Really?
- Yeah. Then he cuts out the heart...
1277
01:22:58.301 --> 01:23:00.826
...the cold, useless, tiny, little heart...
1278
01:23:01.003 --> 01:23:05.099
...then fillets it on either side
and it's a nice amuse-bouche.
1279
01:23:06.909 --> 01:23:09.742
- I'll have the salmon.
- Good choice.
1280
01:23:09.912 --> 01:23:11.607
For you, sir?
1281
01:23:11.781 --> 01:23:14.477
I'm not... I don't... I don't know.
1282
01:23:14.650 --> 01:23:18.416
Oh, just so you know,
the heart of the pig...
1283
01:23:18.588 --> 01:23:20.715
...little something like this.
1284
01:23:26.629 --> 01:23:27.653
Did we get a toy?
1285
01:23:28.364 --> 01:23:32.858
Maybe I'll give you a little time
to juggle the choices, sir.
1286
01:23:41.978 --> 01:23:43.673
Nicely done.
1287
01:23:43.846 --> 01:23:46.906
Miss Fitzpatrick, my son Franklin
really loves your class.
1288
01:23:47.083 --> 01:23:50.484
- Oh, he's got a great imagination.
- Yeah.
1289
01:23:50.820 --> 01:23:52.412
So I guess we'll charge these to...
1290
01:23:52.588 --> 01:23:55.250
- Oh, charge these to my friend over there.
- I figured.
1291
01:23:55.424 --> 01:23:57.483
I put in some lobster tails
and a cheesecake.
1292
01:23:58.527 --> 01:24:00.358
Thank you, Amos.
1293
01:24:15.878 --> 01:24:17.846
And then maybe these?
1294
01:24:18.681 --> 01:24:21.548
Put that ticket right...
Put it where you're looking. Yep.
1295
01:24:21.717 --> 01:24:25.676
Yep. Great. Thank you.
Now let me take that thing.
1296
01:24:25.855 --> 01:24:28.415
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
1297
01:24:30.359 --> 01:24:32.759
Oh, crap. Just go.
1298
01:24:32.928 --> 01:24:36.489
Golden Kadahi, best Indian restaurant
in Los Angeles. How may I help you?
1299
01:24:37.333 --> 01:24:40.825
Hi. This is Rehka speaking.
1300
01:24:47.076 --> 01:24:50.409
- Hey, Liz.
- Oh, hi.
1301
01:24:52.581 --> 01:24:53.707
- Hey.
- Hey.
1302
01:24:53.883 --> 01:24:56.374
I made it. Cannot even believe it.
1303
01:24:56.552 --> 01:24:58.247
- Oh, sorry.
- Sorry.
1304
01:24:58.421 --> 01:25:00.548
- Hi.
- Sorry.
1305
01:25:00.723 --> 01:25:02.816
Wow, Liz, you look beautiful.
1306
01:25:02.992 --> 01:25:06.723
Thank you. Paula's indefinite trip
out of the office coincided very nicely...
1307
01:25:06.896 --> 01:25:10.127
...with my "haul ass home
and throw on something festive" plan, so...
1308
01:25:10.299 --> 01:25:11.323
You look wonderful.
1309
01:25:14.804 --> 01:25:16.066
Hi.
1310
01:25:16.238 --> 01:25:17.262
- So...
- I was think...
1311
01:25:17.440 --> 01:25:20.000
- What? Did you want...?
- Sorry. Go ahead. No, you first.
1312
01:25:20.176 --> 01:25:21.404
- Please. You should.
- You...
1313
01:25:21.577 --> 01:25:24.137
Oh, okay.
You don't wanna be an agent, do you?
1314
01:25:24.313 --> 01:25:26.281
No, but I may need an agent...
1315
01:25:26.449 --> 01:25:31.318
...so I figure might as well
learn the business while I'm agentless.
1316
01:25:31.487 --> 01:25:34.456
Good evening, sir, ma'am.
Welcome to The Blvd.
1317
01:25:34.623 --> 01:25:36.955
Would you like the four-course
Sweetheart's Menu...
1318
01:25:37.126 --> 01:25:40.789
...or the eight-course Eternal Love?
- Whoa, slow down.
1319
01:25:40.963 --> 01:25:43.955
Is there, like, a one-course
"Only Been Dating For Two Weeks...
1320
01:25:44.133 --> 01:25:46.601
...But It Looks Promising" option?
1321
01:25:47.336 --> 01:25:49.133
Because...
1322
01:25:49.305 --> 01:25:50.704
I'm kidding.
1323
01:25:50.873 --> 01:25:54.274
I realize that, sir.
I'll come back when you're serious.
1324
01:25:56.011 --> 01:25:58.411
He's your biggest fan.
1325
01:25:58.748 --> 01:26:00.545
Hello? That's my water.
1326
01:26:01.517 --> 01:26:04.714
You know, I didn't touch mine,
so why don't you go ahead and have it?
1327
01:26:04.887 --> 01:26:06.582
Happy Valentine's Day.
1328
01:26:06.756 --> 01:26:08.121
Well, same to you.
1329
01:26:08.290 --> 01:26:09.621
- Charlie!
- What?
1330
01:26:09.792 --> 01:26:11.692
She said happy Valentine's Day.
1331
01:26:11.861 --> 01:26:13.055
- Look...
- I can't talk now?
1332
01:26:13.229 --> 01:26:14.958
I'm sorry this place is such a zoo.
1333
01:26:15.131 --> 01:26:18.965
It's fine. I mean, they're fighting,
they're mating, and I'm in the zoo with you.
1334
01:26:23.139 --> 01:26:24.572
God.
1335
01:26:26.776 --> 01:26:30.371
Jason, um, I really like you...
1336
01:26:30.546 --> 01:26:33.743
...and I was... I just...
1337
01:26:34.550 --> 01:26:37.713
I'm just wondering how you feel...
1338
01:26:38.154 --> 01:26:39.815
...about the idea of...
1339
01:26:42.324 --> 01:26:44.849
Oh, God. I've gotta...
I'm gonna take this outside.
1340
01:26:45.027 --> 01:26:47.928
- Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Go. Yeah.
- I'm sorry. Thank you.
1341
01:26:48.097 --> 01:26:49.223
Go ahead.
1342
01:26:49.398 --> 01:26:51.958
- Be right back.
- Sure.
1343
01:26:58.874 --> 01:27:01.001
All right, Stanley, listen to me.
1344
01:27:01.177 --> 01:27:03.941
We're gonna make this hard,
and we're gonna make this fast.
1345
01:27:04.113 --> 01:27:06.581
Yes, we can get you
two adjoining rooms.
1346
01:27:06.749 --> 01:27:09.513
Yes. But with the door open,
you still have to pay for both.
1347
01:27:09.685 --> 01:27:11.710
Okay. Bye-bye now. Hi.
1348
01:27:11.887 --> 01:27:13.912
Hi. Welcome to the Beverly Wilshire.
1349
01:27:14.089 --> 01:27:15.351
- How many checking in?
- Two.
1350
01:27:15.524 --> 01:27:16.548
- Two?
- I mean one.
1351
01:27:16.725 --> 01:27:20.058
Well, technically, it's two.
One person and Carmine, my dog.
1352
01:27:20.229 --> 01:27:22.754
A person and a dog.
Okay, that would be our pleasure.
1353
01:27:22.932 --> 01:27:23.956
Oh, okay.
1354
01:27:24.133 --> 01:27:26.294
Oh, and by the way,
happy Valentine's Day.
1355
01:27:27.336 --> 01:27:28.928
You too.
1356
01:27:30.539 --> 01:27:33.474
And Julia's not even in love
with that guy.
1357
01:27:34.076 --> 01:27:35.168
How do you know that?
1358
01:27:35.344 --> 01:27:39.747
She was too calm about the whole thing.
I mean, always under control.
1359
01:27:39.915 --> 01:27:41.177
Listen:
1360
01:27:41.350 --> 01:27:45.480
"The way of love is
not a subtle argument.
1361
01:27:45.654 --> 01:27:49.488
The door there is devastation."
The master.
1362
01:27:49.658 --> 01:27:52.593
So according to Rumi,
love has to be devastating?
1363
01:27:52.761 --> 01:27:57.255
Listen. You don't step into love, my friend,
you fall in. Head over heels.
1364
01:27:57.433 --> 01:28:01.893
You ever seen somebody fall
head over heels in love for real, Reed?
1365
01:28:02.071 --> 01:28:05.063
It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.
1366
01:28:05.241 --> 01:28:07.903
Come on, boss. Still got a few hours left.
1367
01:28:08.077 --> 01:28:11.274
Make something happen
with somebody someplace.
1368
01:28:11.447 --> 01:28:12.812
- Cookie?
- I'm good.
1369
01:28:12.982 --> 01:28:15.746
Day's not over yet, man. Give me some.
1370
01:28:16.352 --> 01:28:19.913
Hey, tell me something.
How'd you and your wife get it so right?
1371
01:28:20.856 --> 01:28:23.188
That's easy. I married my best friend.
1372
01:28:25.027 --> 01:28:26.517
Thought I was your best friend.
1373
01:28:26.695 --> 01:28:29.789
Yeah, you're my man. That's my lady.
1374
01:28:30.499 --> 01:28:32.990
- Night.
- Good night.
1375
01:28:33.469 --> 01:28:36.131
- Go give your wife those cookies, huh?
- Best for the best.
1376
01:28:36.305 --> 01:28:39.866
Yeah. Best for the best.
1377
01:29:04.500 --> 01:29:07.469
- Kate. Hey, have a great trip.
- Thanks. Nice meeting you.
1378
01:29:07.636 --> 01:29:09.297
Yeah.
1379
01:29:09.471 --> 01:29:11.666
- This is my taxi!
- No, no, I been waiting.
1380
01:29:11.840 --> 01:29:14.502
- I been waiting 45 minutes.
- Be a little patient, folks.
1381
01:29:18.581 --> 01:29:20.572
- Hey, Redmond.
- Welcome back, Mr. Wilson.
1382
01:29:20.749 --> 01:29:22.876
- Did you have to wait long?
- Not long at all.
1383
01:29:23.052 --> 01:29:25.111
- Check any bags?
- No.
1384
01:29:28.857 --> 01:29:30.950
They're right through there.
1385
01:29:39.735 --> 01:29:40.997
May I help you, captain?
1386
01:29:42.071 --> 01:29:43.538
Thank you.
1387
01:29:44.640 --> 01:29:45.664
You okay?
1388
01:29:45.841 --> 01:29:49.937
No, I'm fine. It's just the SuperShuttle, it's
gonna take nine stops to get to my house.
1389
01:29:50.112 --> 01:29:53.604
Thought I'd pay for a cab, and I go
there, and the line's two miles long.
1390
01:29:53.782 --> 01:29:57.548
- Now I'm headed to the rental car place.
- Which is gonna take an hour.
1391
01:29:57.720 --> 01:29:58.812
- I'm gonna help.
- Really?
1392
01:29:58.988 --> 01:30:00.615
Yeah, I have a car.
1393
01:30:00.889 --> 01:30:02.049
I live in the Valley.
1394
01:30:02.224 --> 01:30:04.920
I want you to have it.
You traveled so far for a few hours.
1395
01:30:05.094 --> 01:30:07.585
You should spend every possible second
with this guy.
1396
01:30:07.763 --> 01:30:08.957
And it's already paid for.
1397
01:30:09.131 --> 01:30:11.497
Redmond will take you
wherever you need to go.
1398
01:30:11.667 --> 01:30:13.567
You just give him the address.
1399
01:30:16.305 --> 01:30:18.535
Thank you. Thank you.
1400
01:30:21.543 --> 01:30:23.374
He's a lucky man.
1401
01:30:28.083 --> 01:30:29.744
- Thank you.
- Bye.
1402
01:30:33.689 --> 01:30:36.419
Rani, sweetheart, why are you moping?
1403
01:30:36.592 --> 01:30:39.652
Is this about a boy
because it's Valentine's Day?
1404
01:30:39.828 --> 01:30:43.286
Did you get many valentines?
Oh, sweetheart, don't be sad.
1405
01:30:43.465 --> 01:30:45.524
When the time is right, your father and I...
1406
01:30:45.701 --> 01:30:47.999
...we are going to find you
a nice Indian boy.
1407
01:30:48.871 --> 01:30:51.965
Hey, cheer up, Rani.
I'll be your valentine.
1408
01:30:52.141 --> 01:30:54.132
Alex, please, for now,
be our delivery boy.
1409
01:30:54.309 --> 01:30:58.370
I have an Indian wedding,
and I have a private party going on.
1410
01:31:00.449 --> 01:31:01.780
Perfect.
1411
01:31:01.950 --> 01:31:03.611
Beverly Wilshire, this is Michelle.
1412
01:31:03.786 --> 01:31:07.085
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
All right, thanks. Bye-bye.
1413
01:31:07.256 --> 01:31:08.280
Excuse me.
1414
01:31:08.457 --> 01:31:12.018
You didn't happen to see a really pretty girl,
blue dress, come through here?
1415
01:31:12.194 --> 01:31:16.927
- Are you a guest of the hotel, or...?
- No, we were at the early seating.
1416
01:31:17.099 --> 01:31:20.091
Okay. Yeah, she was on the phone,
and she just went out that way.
1417
01:31:20.269 --> 01:31:22.499
- Oh, okay. Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
1418
01:31:23.372 --> 01:31:26.364
Put the blindfold on right now, Stanley.
1419
01:31:26.542 --> 01:31:28.772
Oh, you know what's gonna happen
when you do.
1420
01:31:28.944 --> 01:31:31.037
Sugar and your little kitty cat...
1421
01:31:31.647 --> 01:31:36.141
...oh, we're gonna lick you
all up and down.
1422
01:31:36.318 --> 01:31:41.051
Scratchy little tongues
going up and down your...
1423
01:31:41.223 --> 01:31:44.124
Oh! Rrrrr. Mm.
1424
01:31:44.293 --> 01:31:48.957
Oh, Stanley, I'm gonna have to have
a mint julep to cool down after that one.
1425
01:31:49.131 --> 01:31:52.362
Talk to you next time. Thank you.
1426
01:31:52.768 --> 01:31:53.792
Oh, God.
1427
01:31:53.969 --> 01:31:57.097
That is a really unusual way
to talk to your boss.
1428
01:31:57.272 --> 01:32:00.708
- It's not what you think.
- Really? Oh, awesome.
1429
01:32:00.876 --> 01:32:05.745
Because what I think it is is you leaving me
to talk dirty to your boyfriend, Stanley. So...
1430
01:32:05.914 --> 01:32:07.711
- No, no, no.
- What a relief to know...
1431
01:32:07.883 --> 01:32:11.375
...you're not someone who licks people
with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
1432
01:32:11.553 --> 01:32:14.522
I moonlight
as an adult-phone entertainer.
1433
01:32:15.758 --> 01:32:18.886
- Like phone sex?
- Yes.
1434
01:32:21.163 --> 01:32:24.030
This is the busiest day of the year
for phone sex.
1435
01:32:24.199 --> 01:32:25.325
Surprise.
1436
01:32:29.671 --> 01:32:31.195
Why didn't you tell me?
1437
01:32:32.474 --> 01:32:33.873
Okay.
1438
01:32:34.042 --> 01:32:38.706
I'm broke. I have a hundred-K student loan
I have no idea how I'm going to pay off.
1439
01:32:38.881 --> 01:32:40.143
I have no health insurance.
1440
01:32:40.315 --> 01:32:42.840
So if you know of a job
that will pay a poetry major...
1441
01:32:43.018 --> 01:32:47.114
...more than $40 an hour,
with her clothes on, I'm all ears.
1442
01:32:47.289 --> 01:32:48.654
Okay.
1443
01:32:49.258 --> 01:32:52.284
- I'm out.
- Are you gonna call me?
1444
01:32:52.461 --> 01:32:55.259
Well, you know,
I'd like to say yes, but...
1445
01:32:55.764 --> 01:32:57.925
...I don't know if I can afford it.
1446
01:32:58.400 --> 01:32:59.867
I'm sorry, that was... I'm sorry.
1447
01:33:01.370 --> 01:33:04.806
Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
I'm just... This is, like...
1448
01:33:04.973 --> 01:33:06.634
This is way too much for me, okay?
1449
01:33:07.442 --> 01:33:08.773
I'm from Muncie, Indiana.
1450
01:33:08.944 --> 01:33:11.378
Like, the wildest thing I ever did was...
1451
01:33:11.880 --> 01:33:14.542
...leave Muncie, Indiana.
1452
01:33:14.917 --> 01:33:17.442
- Look, this is me, it's not you.
- Yeah.
1453
01:33:18.053 --> 01:33:19.077
I just...
1454
01:33:20.889 --> 01:33:22.447
I'm sorry, Liz.
1455
01:33:28.330 --> 01:33:33.927
Welcome to the Hollywood Forever
Cemetery. Enjoy your romantic evening.
1456
01:33:34.102 --> 01:33:37.560
Please, everyone form a single-file line.
1457
01:33:41.176 --> 01:33:44.111
She said she would meet me right before
showtime. Here it is...
1458
01:33:44.279 --> 01:33:45.746
...but she's not here yet, and...
1459
01:33:45.914 --> 01:33:47.973
I got her these flowers
because I'm so sorry.
1460
01:33:48.150 --> 01:33:51.779
I mean, it was a small fire.
It's a small dog. Everything's fine, and...
1461
01:33:52.521 --> 01:33:54.648
We're sold out.
1462
01:33:54.823 --> 01:33:58.759
Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but we are completely
sold out. Only pre-sold tickets.
1463
01:33:58.927 --> 01:34:01.259
No, you don't understand.
I need a ticket tonight.
1464
01:34:01.430 --> 01:34:03.864
But I mean, I packed a basket.
It's got her favorite.
1465
01:34:04.032 --> 01:34:05.795
- Ham hocks and squid and...
- Actually...
1466
01:34:05.968 --> 01:34:08.163
...you know what, sir?
1467
01:34:08.337 --> 01:34:10.032
I have an extra ticket.
1468
01:34:10.205 --> 01:34:12.673
- Oh, that's your ticket?
- That's my ticket.
1469
01:34:12.841 --> 01:34:17.210
It's your lucky night. Have a great time.
All right, everyone, we are sold out.
1470
01:34:17.379 --> 01:34:20.348
- So who do I thank?
- Jason, from Indiana.
1471
01:34:20.515 --> 01:34:22.176
Edgar, from New York.
1472
01:34:22.351 --> 01:34:25.787
Yeah, my wife and I used to come here
every Valentine's Day, but...
1473
01:34:25.954 --> 01:34:28.081
Well, except tonight.
1474
01:34:28.257 --> 01:34:31.522
Well, you know,
I had the extra ticket, so...
1475
01:34:31.693 --> 01:34:34.491
On Valentine's Day.
Well, there's gotta be a story there.
1476
01:34:34.663 --> 01:34:37.223
Well, yeah, not a good one.
1477
01:34:37.399 --> 01:34:40.698
Pretty much the worst
Valentine's Day story of all time.
1478
01:34:40.869 --> 01:34:42.564
You wanna bet?
1479
01:34:42.738 --> 01:34:43.762
Thank you, officers.
1480
01:34:43.939 --> 01:34:46.203
- Thank you, Nikki. They're beautiful.
- Thank you.
1481
01:34:46.375 --> 01:34:48.070
Siena Bouquet.
1482
01:34:49.344 --> 01:34:52.177
Yeah, we're still open
for about another hour.
1483
01:34:52.347 --> 01:34:53.939
Mister?
1484
01:34:54.750 --> 01:35:00.279
You owe me flowers.
1485
01:35:05.928 --> 01:35:06.952
Where we taking them?
1486
01:35:16.705 --> 01:35:20.266
Okay,
I'm gonna go now. Have a nice life.
1487
01:35:27.349 --> 01:35:28.839
You came.
1488
01:35:31.620 --> 01:35:33.019
What happened?
1489
01:35:46.601 --> 01:35:48.193
He's married.
1490
01:36:18.367 --> 01:36:20.927
Now that's open-heart surgery.
1491
01:36:22.738 --> 01:36:24.296
- Peppermint Pattie?
- Yep.
1492
01:36:27.509 --> 01:36:30.876
Don't step on the people,
step on the grass.
1493
01:36:31.046 --> 01:36:32.775
Step on the grass.
1494
01:36:32.948 --> 01:36:35.075
This telephone girl, you like her, huh?
1495
01:36:37.085 --> 01:36:40.452
Thought maybe she had the trifecta.
1496
01:36:40.922 --> 01:36:43.015
Trifecta? What's that?
1497
01:36:43.191 --> 01:36:45.386
Oh, you know,
it's like the big three S's.
1498
01:36:45.560 --> 01:36:49.189
Smart, sensitive, sexy.
1499
01:36:49.865 --> 01:36:51.127
That's my trifecta.
1500
01:36:53.268 --> 01:36:54.496
- Her?
- Mm-hm.
1501
01:36:54.669 --> 01:36:56.330
You mean, like, literally, that...?
1502
01:36:56.505 --> 01:36:59.941
- Literally. Her.
- She was hot.
1503
01:37:00.675 --> 01:37:02.165
Still is.
1504
01:37:08.850 --> 01:37:09.942
Hey, hey.
1505
01:37:10.118 --> 01:37:11.449
- You guys came!
- You're here!
1506
01:37:11.620 --> 01:37:14.054
I thought you were going out
with your new boyfriend.
1507
01:37:14.222 --> 01:37:16.486
I thought you had a date
with your old boyfriend.
1508
01:37:16.658 --> 01:37:17.716
Same guy.
1509
01:37:17.893 --> 01:37:18.917
- No.
- Not surprised.
1510
01:37:19.094 --> 01:37:22.359
Booked back-to-back at the same
restaurant. Thought we wouldn't notice.
1511
01:37:22.531 --> 01:37:24.294
- What?
- Please lead me to the alcohol.
1512
01:37:24.466 --> 01:37:27.458
- Right here. Sit down.
- We are gonna take good care of you.
1513
01:37:27.636 --> 01:37:29.160
What happened to the piñata?
1514
01:37:29.337 --> 01:37:33.535
- Oh, it got what it deserved.
- Oh, more sad and Ionely people.
1515
01:37:33.708 --> 01:37:35.369
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Elise.
1516
01:37:35.944 --> 01:37:39.539
I'm driving around, looking in all
the places he's probably gonna be, but...
1517
01:37:39.714 --> 01:37:41.579
Anyways, like I said, just call me back.
1518
01:37:41.750 --> 01:37:45.811
But no big deal, I've got it under control,
so I'll find him.
1519
01:37:46.555 --> 01:37:49.319
I've found him! Found him.
1520
01:37:49.491 --> 01:37:52.654
Oh, my God, he's in a van. Shit!
What are you doing in a van?
1521
01:37:52.828 --> 01:37:54.420
Edison!
1522
01:37:55.764 --> 01:37:57.755
Burn, baby, burn!
1523
01:37:57.933 --> 01:37:58.957
Justin Levy.
1524
01:37:59.134 --> 01:38:01.398
Broke up with me
on the morning of my birthday...
1525
01:38:01.570 --> 01:38:04.368
...still showed up to my party.
1526
01:38:04.840 --> 01:38:06.535
Burn, baby, burn!
1527
01:38:07.309 --> 01:38:09.072
Ivonne Quinteros.
1528
01:38:09.244 --> 01:38:12.805
Dumped me for the piano player
at the Beverly Wilshire.
1529
01:38:12.981 --> 01:38:15.415
- Two hours ago.
- Oh, Charlie.
1530
01:38:15.584 --> 01:38:20.248
- Burn, baby, burn!
- Fire marshal know about this burning pot?
1531
01:38:20.422 --> 01:38:22.686
- Oh, hey, Kelvin.
- Hey.
1532
01:38:22.858 --> 01:38:23.950
Back to the wine.
1533
01:38:24.126 --> 01:38:26.617
- What are you doing here?
- I had a little time...
1534
01:38:26.795 --> 01:38:30.458
...before my 10:00 broadcast, somebody
said there was a gathering of my people.
1535
01:38:30.632 --> 01:38:33.066
- How did you find us?
- Heather.
1536
01:38:33.235 --> 01:38:36.932
Right, right. Well, welcome.
1537
01:38:37.105 --> 01:38:39.869
- Hi. I'm Julia.
- I'm Kelvin.
1538
01:38:40.041 --> 01:38:43.670
- Hi. So you guys know each other?
- Yes.
1539
01:38:43.845 --> 01:38:46.143
What misadventure of the heart
brings you here?
1540
01:38:46.314 --> 01:38:48.646
Oh, actually, I'm Kara's date.
1541
01:38:50.018 --> 01:38:53.317
- Fascinating.
- Yeah.
1542
01:38:53.488 --> 01:38:55.820
Whoo.
1543
01:39:03.498 --> 01:39:05.989
- Edison!
- All right, buddy.
1544
01:39:06.168 --> 01:39:09.001
- Don't move!
- I'm really, really sorry.
1545
01:39:09.171 --> 01:39:11.901
Okay, but you can't do that to me.
Do you understand?
1546
01:39:12.073 --> 01:39:14.769
I know, I know.
But this was really important.
1547
01:39:14.943 --> 01:39:17.741
- She had to get her flowers.
- Is everything okay?
1548
01:39:17.913 --> 01:39:20.609
- Yeah, I'm his babysitter.
- I'm his florist.
1549
01:39:22.384 --> 01:39:25.444
Look, I'm glad you're okay.
1550
01:39:25.620 --> 01:39:27.588
Do you want me to come in there
with you?
1551
01:39:27.756 --> 01:39:31.248
No. I think this is one of those things
I have to do myself.
1552
01:39:33.094 --> 01:39:35.187
I've been driving Holden for a long time.
1553
01:39:35.363 --> 01:39:37.957
He's never given his car up for anybody.
1554
01:39:38.133 --> 01:39:40.158
You must be pretty special.
1555
01:39:41.636 --> 01:39:45.470
Over?
Why do you keep talking like it's over?
1556
01:39:46.041 --> 01:39:48.032
I love you.
1557
01:39:50.045 --> 01:39:51.672
Edgar!
1558
01:39:53.615 --> 01:39:56.641
- Hey, get out of the way!
- I'll always love you.
1559
01:39:56.818 --> 01:39:58.843
- Edgar!
- Excuse me.
1560
01:39:59.020 --> 01:40:00.612
Down in front!
1561
01:40:00.789 --> 01:40:02.757
Edgar, where are you?
I know you're out there.
1562
01:40:02.924 --> 01:40:04.118
Shh!
1563
01:40:04.292 --> 01:40:07.022
- Who the hell is Edgar?
- He is my husband, and shut your mouth.
1564
01:40:07.195 --> 01:40:10.392
- Edgar, answer me.
- Answer her, Edgar.
1565
01:40:10.565 --> 01:40:13.932
- Lady, I can't see through you.
- Edgar, where are you?
1566
01:40:14.502 --> 01:40:16.970
- Estelle!
- Edgar, answer me.
1567
01:40:17.138 --> 01:40:19.629
- Estelle!
- That must be Edgar.
1568
01:40:20.275 --> 01:40:22.573
I'm here! I'm coming.
1569
01:40:23.945 --> 01:40:25.469
Sorry.
1570
01:40:25.647 --> 01:40:28.514
- I see.
- Hey, run lower!
1571
01:40:31.820 --> 01:40:34.186
Listen to me. I know I let you down.
1572
01:40:34.356 --> 01:40:36.449
Maybe you don't think
I deserve forgiveness...
1573
01:40:36.625 --> 01:40:40.322
...but you're gonna give it to me anyway,
because when you love someone...
1574
01:40:40.495 --> 01:40:44.226
...you love all of them. That's the job.
- I know that now.
1575
01:40:44.399 --> 01:40:45.991
I'm so sorry.
1576
01:40:46.167 --> 01:40:48.795
And now, please, you gotta love
everything about them.
1577
01:40:48.970 --> 01:40:51.234
Not just the good things,
but the bad things too.
1578
01:40:51.406 --> 01:40:54.671
The things that you find lovable,
and the things that you don't find lovable.
1579
01:40:54.843 --> 01:40:57.175
Shh. I understand.
1580
01:40:57.345 --> 01:40:59.643
I'll never leave you.
1581
01:41:23.905 --> 01:41:26.237
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
1582
01:41:26.408 --> 01:41:29.935
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
1583
01:41:30.111 --> 01:41:33.842
Then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
1584
01:41:34.015 --> 01:41:37.576
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
1585
01:41:37.752 --> 01:41:40.016
And so you're back from outer space
1586
01:41:40.188 --> 01:41:43.589
Julia, I found this little friend of Rani's,
and I think he's looking for you.
1587
01:41:43.758 --> 01:41:44.782
I'm not little.
1588
01:41:44.959 --> 01:41:48.417
Edison, are you okay?
Does somebody know that you're here?
1589
01:41:48.596 --> 01:41:50.587
Yeah, my babysitter's outside.
1590
01:41:50.765 --> 01:41:51.993
Okay.
1591
01:41:52.167 --> 01:41:53.998
- Oh, now go
- Go
1592
01:41:54.169 --> 01:41:56.000
- Walk out the door
- Out that door
1593
01:41:56.171 --> 01:41:58.230
Just turn around now
1594
01:41:59.074 --> 01:42:00.939
This is for you.
1595
01:42:02.510 --> 01:42:05.445
- For me?
- You're my valentine.
1596
01:42:11.453 --> 01:42:12.943
Thank you.
1597
01:42:14.923 --> 01:42:17.323
Oh, this is beautiful.
1598
01:42:17.492 --> 01:42:18.686
Wha...?
1599
01:42:19.361 --> 01:42:22.853
Are you sure that I am really the person
that you wanna give this to?
1600
01:42:23.031 --> 01:42:26.432
Yeah. I mean, I think so.
1601
01:42:26.601 --> 01:42:27.625
Why?
1602
01:42:27.802 --> 01:42:32.466
Well, when you pick a valentine you have to
be sure that you choose the right person.
1603
01:42:32.640 --> 01:42:36.440
Or else you could be overlooking someone
who's even more special to you.
1604
01:42:39.214 --> 01:42:42.775
Rani? But I don't love her. I love you.
1605
01:42:42.951 --> 01:42:46.011
Is it our age difference
that keeps you from going:
1606
01:42:46.187 --> 01:42:48.052
Boom, boom, boom.
1607
01:42:48.223 --> 01:42:49.451
Yeah, a little bit.
1608
01:42:49.624 --> 01:42:53.151
Is it my height? Because I'm gonna grow.
1609
01:42:53.328 --> 01:42:55.057
Well, then, no, it's not your height.
1610
01:42:55.230 --> 01:42:58.825
It's just it wouldn't be right,
because I know Rani likes you.
1611
01:42:59.000 --> 01:43:02.231
Really?
Well, I like her a lot too.
1612
01:43:02.404 --> 01:43:05.703
She's the only other fifth-grader
who has Frank Zappa on her iPod.
1613
01:43:05.874 --> 01:43:08.104
- See?
- And she loves giraffes.
1614
01:43:08.276 --> 01:43:10.744
See, giraffes, it's something you guys
have in common.
1615
01:43:10.912 --> 01:43:13.312
See, it's things like that
that can turn a friend...
1616
01:43:13.481 --> 01:43:16.712
...from someone that you like
into someone that you love.
1617
01:43:17.619 --> 01:43:19.814
Has that ever happened to you,
Miss Fitzpatrick?
1618
01:43:26.027 --> 01:43:27.255
Hello?
1619
01:43:29.697 --> 01:43:33.133
Hey, hey
1620
01:43:36.871 --> 01:43:39.465
Back to the chocolate!
1621
01:43:40.208 --> 01:43:41.368
I am the chocolate.
1622
01:43:41.543 --> 01:43:44.512
Oh, you are.
Thank you so much for coming.
1623
01:43:44.679 --> 01:43:48.308
You are the most special valentine
I have ever had.
1624
01:43:52.020 --> 01:43:55.217
- But it was great. And bye.
- Bye.
1625
01:43:57.025 --> 01:43:59.493
- Don't know how to do that.
- I'll teach you.
1626
01:43:59.661 --> 01:44:02.061
- There you go. Right on... There it is. Close.
- Okay.
1627
01:44:02.230 --> 01:44:04.061
I know, you gotta go to work.
1628
01:44:04.232 --> 01:44:05.859
Bolly, bolly!
1629
01:44:12.207 --> 01:44:14.698
Here. Happy Valentine's Day.
1630
01:44:16.811 --> 01:44:21.077
I don't usually go for girls my own age,
but you're pretty cool.
1631
01:44:21.816 --> 01:44:23.977
Wow, thanks.
1632
01:44:28.690 --> 01:44:31.158
I don't really have anything else to say.
1633
01:44:31.826 --> 01:44:35.956
Now I'm wondering
If your love's still strong
1634
01:44:36.130 --> 01:44:39.759
Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
1635
01:44:46.508 --> 01:44:47.736
I saw Edison.
1636
01:44:47.909 --> 01:44:49.968
I tipped the valet
to keep an eye on him.
1637
01:44:50.144 --> 01:44:52.544
I have the delivery van
set up over there.
1638
01:44:52.714 --> 01:44:56.013
We could take a trip to Mulholland.
Come check it out.
1639
01:44:56.184 --> 01:45:01.315
- Alex, can I be honest with you?
- I love it when you're honest.
1640
01:45:01.656 --> 01:45:04.022
I don't know if I'm ready for this.
1641
01:45:04.959 --> 01:45:08.087
- Lie to me.
- No, look, I'm serious.
1642
01:45:11.366 --> 01:45:13.960
Signed, sealed, delivered
1643
01:45:14.135 --> 01:45:15.898
I'm gonna go now.
1644
01:45:18.640 --> 01:45:21.404
Signed, sealed, delivered
1645
01:45:21.576 --> 01:45:22.975
Bye.
1646
01:45:26.714 --> 01:45:30.707
I guess that I thought that if we did this,
we'd have this special bond...
1647
01:45:30.885 --> 01:45:34.582
...and now I'm realizing that something
like this you can't just plan, you know?
1648
01:45:34.756 --> 01:45:36.553
It has to happen.
1649
01:45:37.258 --> 01:45:39.556
I mean, we have a chance
to make it happen.
1650
01:45:39.727 --> 01:45:43.663
But did you hear what you said,
"make it happen"?
1651
01:45:43.831 --> 01:45:47.323
We shouldn't have to make it happen.
1652
01:45:48.102 --> 01:45:50.263
Look, sit.
1653
01:45:50.705 --> 01:45:54.539
This is so sweet, and...
1654
01:45:54.709 --> 01:45:57.803
Look, Alex, I love you. I just...
1655
01:45:58.680 --> 01:46:00.875
I really think we should wait.
1656
01:46:01.349 --> 01:46:02.475
I'm sorry.
1657
01:46:04.719 --> 01:46:08.018
It's okay. I love you too.
1658
01:46:09.023 --> 01:46:10.456
And...
1659
01:46:12.026 --> 01:46:14.017
...we can still make out.
1660
01:46:29.644 --> 01:46:30.770
Bye.
1661
01:47:30.938 --> 01:47:35.307
Paula Thomas. Whoever this is better have
a good reason for calling me this late.
1662
01:47:37.211 --> 01:47:39.076
You want me to do what?
1663
01:47:39.881 --> 01:47:42.406
Boy, do you know who you're talking to?
1664
01:47:44.652 --> 01:47:46.517
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
1665
01:47:46.688 --> 01:47:48.952
Vladimir.
1666
01:47:52.860 --> 01:47:55.090
Well, let me tell you something, Vladimir.
1667
01:47:55.263 --> 01:48:00.291
You don't know what rough is
until you've dealt with a true African queen.
1668
01:48:00.468 --> 01:48:02.800
Let me get my stick.
1669
01:48:04.005 --> 01:48:05.700
Kneel to Nzinga!
1670
01:48:13.648 --> 01:48:16.344
Attention, I'm going home now.
1671
01:48:16.517 --> 01:48:19.577
But I wanted to say goodnight
to the world's greatest boss...
1672
01:48:19.754 --> 01:48:22.882
...and tell him that we all love him.
1673
01:48:27.361 --> 01:48:29.124
Good night, Nikki.
1674
01:49:40.635 --> 01:49:42.034
You saw.
1675
01:49:42.804 --> 01:49:44.237
Yeah.
1676
01:49:47.542 --> 01:49:50.443
I'd like to take to comment
on the story that we broke earlier.
1677
01:49:50.611 --> 01:49:52.579
Quarterback sensation Sean Jackson...
1678
01:49:52.747 --> 01:49:55.511
...has popped the lock on the closet
and come out.
1679
01:49:55.683 --> 01:49:59.619
What does this mean? Will there be more
house music played in the locker room?
1680
01:49:59.787 --> 01:50:03.052
These questions aside, Mr. Jackson's
name is likely to be remembered...
1681
01:50:03.224 --> 01:50:06.489
...alongside Jackie Robinson,
Muhammad Ali, and Billie Jean King...
1682
01:50:06.661 --> 01:50:09.095
...who endured their share
of trash-talking as well.
1683
01:50:09.263 --> 01:50:13.199
But let's allow future generations to decide
where to place Sean Jackson in history.
1684
01:50:13.367 --> 01:50:15.927
It's not about defiance...
1685
01:50:16.103 --> 01:50:19.095
...it's about what a man will do for love.
1686
01:50:19.273 --> 01:50:22.436
I stand behind you, Sean. Metaphorically.
1687
01:50:22.610 --> 01:50:23.668
- Oh, jeez.
- Thank you.
1688
01:50:23.845 --> 01:50:24.971
Good night.
1689
01:50:25.680 --> 01:50:27.875
And that's it for tonight's news.
1690
01:50:28.049 --> 01:50:34.147
Happy Valentine's Day to all of you.
Sherry Donaldson for KVLA, channel 13.
1691
01:50:34.322 --> 01:50:35.619
- Good. Hey, man.
- Excellent.
1692
01:50:35.790 --> 01:50:38.281
- Hey, way to go, bro.
- Cue music, cue logo.
1693
01:50:38.459 --> 01:50:39.926
You sneaky little cupid.
1694
01:50:40.094 --> 01:50:42.562
You got romantic after all, didn't you?
1695
01:50:42.730 --> 01:50:45.324
I may get a few letters on that,
but I got your back.
1696
01:50:45.499 --> 01:50:47.694
- Thank you.
- Happy Valentine's Day, Kelvin.
1697
01:50:47.869 --> 01:50:49.063
Same to you.
1698
01:50:49.237 --> 01:50:52.536
Well, those stairs never looked so good.
1699
01:50:53.741 --> 01:50:57.108
Interesting perspective on Sean Jackson.
1700
01:51:12.360 --> 01:51:14.225
Just a second.
1701
01:51:20.067 --> 01:51:21.694
Who is it?
1702
01:51:24.238 --> 01:51:25.466
You forgot your camera.
1703
01:51:29.343 --> 01:51:30.401
Can I come in?
1704
01:51:34.582 --> 01:51:36.174
Sure.
1705
01:51:39.654 --> 01:51:42.646
Jason, I feel bad about
how you found out about my job.
1706
01:51:42.823 --> 01:51:44.723
It was awkward, and I'm sorry.
1707
01:51:44.892 --> 01:51:47.087
But that is the only thing
that I apologize for.
1708
01:51:47.261 --> 01:51:50.662
No. I should be the one apologizing.
1709
01:51:51.432 --> 01:51:57.064
If you want to be
a adult phone entertainer...
1710
01:51:57.371 --> 01:51:58.497
...that's cool.
1711
01:51:59.507 --> 01:52:00.872
I don't know, Jason.
1712
01:52:01.042 --> 01:52:04.739
When you found out something about me
you didn't like, you judged me and bailed.
1713
01:52:04.912 --> 01:52:07.813
I don't think that's a promising
foundation for a relationship.
1714
01:52:07.982 --> 01:52:11.679
You know what? You're right.
I just spent all night in a cemetery.
1715
01:52:11.852 --> 01:52:14.377
And I actually learned something.
1716
01:52:15.056 --> 01:52:16.250
In a relationship...
1717
01:52:16.424 --> 01:52:18.722
...you have to accept the other person...
1718
01:52:18.893 --> 01:52:22.420
...for all of what they are,
not just the parts that are easy to like.
1719
01:52:22.596 --> 01:52:28.034
And you're stupid if you turn your back
on something as important...
1720
01:52:29.036 --> 01:52:30.060
...as...
1721
01:52:32.807 --> 01:52:34.069
...Iove.
1722
01:52:37.712 --> 01:52:41.705
So I bought this for you. At the store.
1723
01:52:51.325 --> 01:52:53.316
And this one goes...
1724
01:53:11.278 --> 01:53:14.372
Sugar can't answer the phone right now.
1725
01:53:15.583 --> 01:53:19.178
She's got to make love
to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day.
1726
01:53:24.425 --> 01:53:27.553
And, for the record, this is what I like.
1727
01:53:27.728 --> 01:53:29.593
Simple.
1728
01:53:41.242 --> 01:53:42.504
Yeah.
1729
01:53:43.177 --> 01:53:45.645
Let's just keep it really simple.
1730
01:53:45.813 --> 01:53:49.180
- I also like make-up sex.
- Whoa, what a coincidence.
1731
01:53:49.350 --> 01:53:50.544
- You too?
- Me too.
1732
01:53:50.718 --> 01:53:52.208
Yay!
1733
01:54:18.646 --> 01:54:19.943
Hi.
1734
01:54:23.751 --> 01:54:25.912
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
1735
01:54:27.855 --> 01:54:30.085
What are you doing with the flowers?
1736
01:54:30.624 --> 01:54:32.819
They're all the ones that nobody wants.
1737
01:54:32.993 --> 01:54:35.154
So you're giving them a second life?
1738
01:54:36.197 --> 01:54:38.722
Yeah, most shops throw them away.
1739
01:54:41.035 --> 01:54:45.802
I like the idea that tomorrow, somebody's
gonna see them floating by and...
1740
01:54:45.973 --> 01:54:47.201
Yeah.
1741
01:54:47.374 --> 01:54:50.104
- Wonder where they come from.
And the mystery of it all.
1742
01:54:50.277 --> 01:54:52.939
I used to actually put them together...
1743
01:54:53.914 --> 01:54:56.644
...and practice new designs with them...
1744
01:54:56.817 --> 01:55:00.275
...and drop them off at a random doorstep
with a note saying:
1745
01:55:00.454 --> 01:55:03.116
"Somebody out there loves you."
1746
01:55:03.457 --> 01:55:05.482
Then I got to thinking...
1747
01:55:06.827 --> 01:55:09.523
...what if they found out
that someone was me?
1748
01:55:10.097 --> 01:55:12.361
Would they want me to be the one that
loves them?
1749
01:55:14.401 --> 01:55:15.595
I would...
1750
01:55:18.172 --> 01:55:19.799
...want that.
1751
01:55:25.679 --> 01:55:27.340
Am I about to kiss my best friend?
1752
01:55:29.316 --> 01:55:31.011
I hope so.
1753
01:55:41.162 --> 01:55:44.325
- Not great.
- That was awkward. Awkward.
1754
01:55:44.498 --> 01:55:46.591
- Just not great.
- Yep.
1755
01:55:46.767 --> 01:55:49.531
- But this is my old... Where I get down.
- This is your spot.
1756
01:55:49.703 --> 01:55:51.466
You really helped me out. Susan is...
1757
01:55:51.639 --> 01:55:54.574
- Giving me a chance to be number one.
- Congratulations.
1758
01:55:54.742 --> 01:55:56.209
- Thank you, again.
- Thank you.
1759
01:55:56.377 --> 01:55:58.277
- I'm gonna have to teach you.
- That is...
1760
01:55:58.612 --> 01:56:00.671
- No... I'll teach you this.
- It's not natural.
1761
01:56:00.848 --> 01:56:03.214
- Keep the fist... It's a little...
- Thank you. Okay.
1762
01:56:03.384 --> 01:56:05.011
- No, no, no. Open your...
- Open.
1763
01:56:05.186 --> 01:56:07.654
- You know what? I got a better idea.
- Not happening.
1764
01:56:15.696 --> 01:56:17.129
Okay.
1765
01:56:17.731 --> 01:56:19.722
That was nice.
1766
01:56:23.103 --> 01:56:26.539
Well, you didn't exactly, like,
knock it out of the park.
1767
01:56:26.707 --> 01:56:30.609
Well, we've never practiced,
you have to admit.
1768
01:56:30.778 --> 01:56:33.838
- Maybe we should practice, then.
- Okay.
1769
01:56:52.199 --> 01:56:53.632
Mommy!
1770
01:56:58.639 --> 01:57:00.504
You're so big.
1771
01:57:04.278 --> 01:57:06.109
You're so big.
1772
01:57:21.695 --> 01:57:23.720
- Did you imagine it better or worse?
- I did.
1773
01:57:23.897 --> 01:57:26.161
- You imagined it better?
- I gave you more credit.
1774
01:57:26.333 --> 01:57:27.357
- Really?
- Yeah.
1775
01:57:27.534 --> 01:57:31.664
- Well, I hate that I'm not living up to my...
- Well, I don't know.
1776
01:57:45.753 --> 01:57:49.086
It's Romeo Midnight, one last time.
1777
01:57:49.256 --> 01:57:53.056
Only 30 seconds left now
before it's just another day.
1778
01:57:53.227 --> 01:57:54.751
So count it down with me, lovers.
1779
01:57:54.928 --> 01:57:59.729
And raise your glass to those three
little words that we all want to hear:
1780
01:57:59.900 --> 01:58:03.802
"Let's get naked."
1781
01:58:15.549 --> 01:58:18.541
I never had a inkling before, man.
I didn't know what to do.
1782
01:58:18.719 --> 01:58:21.153
I need to get to the airport.
1783
01:58:22.856 --> 01:58:24.380
Stupid...!
1784
01:58:30.064 --> 01:58:32.055
Vladimir! Let me get my whip.
1785
01:58:35.602 --> 01:58:38.969
You know I always
wanna answer yours first...
1786
01:58:41.342 --> 01:58:42.934
Oh! Just... Let's do...
1787
01:58:43.677 --> 01:58:46.840
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1788
01:58:47.014 --> 01:58:49.073
Shoot, we gotta get to the...
1789
01:58:49.249 --> 01:58:52.980
It's stupid. Stupid seat belt!
1790
01:59:00.761 --> 01:59:03.195
Oh, there's a...
Hold it, there's a finger in there.
1791
01:59:03.797 --> 01:59:04.957
You on Facebook?
1792
01:59:06.100 --> 01:59:08.534
I can't hear out of this ear.
1793
01:59:10.270 --> 01:59:11.760
Are you guys on Facebook?
1794
01:59:11.939 --> 01:59:14.840
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1795
01:59:15.008 --> 01:59:18.068
All right. I gotta get to the airport.
1796
01:59:18.245 --> 01:59:22.079
She's probably at the gate by now.
1797
01:59:22.249 --> 01:59:23.273
How did you do that?
1798
01:59:29.823 --> 01:59:31.814
- Hey, I'm Taylor.
- And I'm Taylor. Too.
1799
01:59:31.992 --> 01:59:34.688
Yeah. It's confusing. Yeah, we know that.
1800
01:59:34.862 --> 01:59:36.352
Marker.
1801
01:59:36.530 --> 01:59:38.327
If you look out the window,
ma'am...
1802
01:59:38.499 --> 01:59:40.023
...we're passing
the famous Rodeo Drive.
1803
01:59:40.200 --> 01:59:43.601
- Have you ever shopped here?
- I did once, actually.
1804
01:59:43.771 --> 01:59:47.832
But, big mistake. Big. Huge.