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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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BECCA: What would you do
to save someone you love?

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For Edward,
I would stop at nothing.

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(GASPS)

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What is he doing?

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Hey, party in the fountain!

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(ALL WHOOPING)

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Edward!
Yoo-hoo!

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Edward! Edward!

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)

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(GROANING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Edward!

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Edward? Where?

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Oh, my God! There he is!
Edward, we love you,
you're the best!

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No, Jacob's the best!

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(GROANS)

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(ALL YELLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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He's exposing himself!

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(GRUNTING)

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(BOTTLE SHATTERING)

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No! No.

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Edward!

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(HISSING)

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(GASPS)
(SNARLS)

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(SCREAMING)

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BECCA: Let me start
from the beginning.

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I used to live
with my mom in Nevada.

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But now she's always
on the road,

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because she started
doing some pro golfer.

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So, I came here
to the foggy town
of Sporks, Washington.

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Population: 3,120.

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(GASPING)

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(SNARLS)

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Holy shit!

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(SNARLS)

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Make that 3,119.

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Anyway, I came here
to live with my dad, Frank.

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He's the town sheriff.

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I haven't seen you
in a while.
Your hair's longer.

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I grew it out.

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I guess it's hard
for me to accept
my little girl's growing up.

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I mean,
look at the size
of those tits.

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Dad!

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What?

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(SCOFFS)

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(MY PANTIES PLAYING)

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I feel so lonely

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Nobody gets me

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I am so unhappy

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Why can't I find

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a cool alternative boyfriend?

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BECCA: There is something
strange about this town.

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I couldn't put
my finger on it.

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(SNARLS)

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I used to live here
when I was younger.

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But I haven't been
back in a long time.

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I kept your room
just as you left it.

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(LULLABY CHIMING)

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Great.

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Remember your hamster,
Herman?

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Might have missed
a couple of feedings.

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You could play
with your dollies.

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I don't think so.

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What's that?

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Oh, that's
a special edition
feel-real dolly.

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I warm it up
in the tub first
so it's not creepy.

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It's been lonely
since your mom left.

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(CAR HONKING)

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Oh, hey.

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You wanna come downstairs?
Some people are excited
to see you.

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Who wants their pacie?

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Good girl.

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Dad, I'm a teenager.

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Right.

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I guess I'd better get you
some new stuff then.

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BECCA: Frank didn't get me.
I wasn't his little girl
anymore.

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(EXCLAIMS)
(THUDDING)

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Becca, you remember
Bobby White.

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BECCA: Yeah.

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You're looking good.

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Good? I'm in a wheelchair.

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I can't feel anything
below my waist.

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You know what's
below my waist?

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My penis!

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Sorry.

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We're all glad you're here,
especially your dad.

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He wouldn't
shut up about you.

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Careful there, Bob,
I'm gonna roll you
down the hill.

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Oh, boy,
I'm real scared.
Bring it on.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Boy, here we go!

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You're in trouble
there, mister!

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Hi. I'm Jacob.

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Hi.

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(BOBBY GRUNTING)

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We used to make
mud pies together.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Play doctor?

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Oh, right, right.

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(GROANS)

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I remember now.

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I gave you
a prostate exam.

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So, are we going to be
at the same school?

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I go to school
on the reservation.

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It must be fun to drink
and gamble all day.

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Too bad we're not
gonna be at school
together.

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It'd be nice to know
at least one person.

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(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

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(CHUCKLING)

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Got you a welcome
home present.

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What do you think?

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I think that you're trying
to buy my affection with
that piece-of-shit truck

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to make up for the years
that you neglected me
as a father.

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Told you she'd like it.

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(CHUCKLING) That's great.

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I fixed up
the engine myself.

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Thanks, Jacob.

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Go ahead, hop in.

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(GROANS)

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Okay. So you gotta pump
the gas to start her up.

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(SNIFFING) Damn fleas.

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(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)

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Jacob, your foot.

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Ever since puberty,
I've been feeling
a little different.

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Excuse me.
I gotta take a leak.

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I guess my body is just
going through some changes.

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(CAT MEWING)

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Cat!

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(JACOB BARKING)

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Come here, cat!

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Come here!

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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BECCA: Transferring
to a school that's
already in session.

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Being the new kid
is never easy.

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Nice clothes.
Still shopping in
the boys' section?

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Give her a break.
That's what I used to wear
when I was a virgin.

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Where'd you get that haircut,
"Fantastic Lesbians"?

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(BECCA GRUNTING)

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Hey, new kid!

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(GROANS)

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Hi, I'm Derric.

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I'm Becca.

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I'm the eyes and ears
of this place.

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I can hook you up
with anything you need.

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Cheat sheets,
human growth hormone,
harvested organs.

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(BEATING)

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No, thanks.

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Oh, I get it.

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You're one of
those antisocial,

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long-suffering
loner types.

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Actually, I'm more
of the humorless type.
Kind of a sourpuss, really.

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Full of insecurities,
with no great personality,

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yet every hot guy
finds me irresistible.

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You must be Becca.
I'm Rick.

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Damn, girl, you seem
really boring and frigid.

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You want to go to
the prom with me?

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See?

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I'm Jennifer,
future prom queen.

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I'm gonna pretend
to be your BFF,
but if you touch Rick's wang,

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I'll cut you.

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(SIGHS)

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Who are they?

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Oh! Those are the Sullens.

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They're, like,
all adopted by Dr. Carlton,

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so they're not
biologically-related,

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but they're really,
really close.

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They moved here
a few years ago,

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and they're, like,
super-weird.

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It's a total mystery.

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Their skin is ice-cold,
they feed on human flesh,

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and they all
sleep in coffins.

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Maybe they're Canadian.

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Oh!
Oh!

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And who's that?

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Snooki, JWOWW, DJ Pauly D...
No.

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Not the douchebags
from the Jersey Shore.

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Him.

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The really pale dude
with big hair
and constipated look.

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(CLEARING THROAT)
Edward Sullen.

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(GIGGLING)
He's a complete hottie.

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But, evidently,
no one here is worthy.

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He wouldn't even accept me
as his Facebook friend.

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BECCA: "Favorite activity.

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"Searching for a soul
which has been cast
into eternal damnation"?

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But I don't care
about Edward.

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I've got another guy
on the side. Yeah.

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Sadly, he went off
to fight in Iraq
for a year.

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But we write to each
other all the time.
His name is John.

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JENNIFER: "Dear John,
two weeks together.

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"That's all it took
to fall in love with you.

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"And in those two weeks,
you did things to me
no guy had ever done before.

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"I just hope I'm able
to poop again soon."

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Are you, like,
even listening?

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(SCOFFS)

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Oh! You guys are having,
like, an instant connection.

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How can you tell?

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Duh. Hardwicke 101?

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You're both staring
at each other
in slow motion,

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which although
cheesy and obvious,

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it underscores your
respective yearnings.

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Oh!

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Right.

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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(RETCHING)

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Ah! Becca.

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Why don't you take
the empty seat next to
that mysterious boy

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you're destined
to have a fatalistic
relationship with

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that will spawn four books
and a movie franchise?

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(SNIFFING)

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(EXHALING)

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(SNIFFING)

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Do I smell?

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Yeah. Like tuna.

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Lunch.

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(AIR HISSING)

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I'm Becca.

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I'm Edward.

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So you're new to Sporks.

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How do you like
the weather?

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I don't like cold,
wet things.

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So you must
hate Slurpees.

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(SLURPING)

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I'm just trying
to figure you out.

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All right, class.
Turn to page 63
in your books.

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(STUTTERS)

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This is biology.
Why are we reading
The Vampire Diaries?

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In the '80s,
coke was all the rage.

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The '90s, grunge.

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Now it's the era
of vampires.

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It's just super-trendy.

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That's amazing.

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(GURGLING)

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(GURGLING CONTINUES)

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(BABY CRYING)

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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(CLANGING)

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Oh!

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Hi. (GASPS)

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Why aren't you
wearing a shirt?

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I work part-time at
Abercrombie & Fitch.

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It's always the same
inane questions.

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"Who are you?"
"Why are you doing this?"

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"Does the carpet
match the drapes?"

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Yeah.
Oh, that's hot.

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I got a serious
case of the munchies.

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And I think you know
what I need to eat.

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Cheetos?

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Oh, hell, yeah.

252
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Thanks, dawg.
You a'ight with me.

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(ANTOINE LAUGHING) Whoo!

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Antoine?
What?

255
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The killing.

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(GASPING)

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Oh!

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Right. My fault.

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00:18:41.495 --> 00:18:43.788
You know who we are,
don't you?

260
00:18:45.041 --> 00:18:46.208
(SNARLING)

261
00:18:46.500 --> 00:18:47.834
Yes.

262
00:18:49.378 --> 00:18:51.046
You're the
Black Eyed Peas!

263
00:18:53.090 --> 00:18:54.966
Come on. Not again.

264
00:18:55.801 --> 00:18:57.928
Why does everyone
always think we're
the Black Eyed Peas?

265
00:18:58.012 --> 00:19:01.264
I mean, her, I get. I get it.
She looks just like Fergie.

266
00:19:01.349 --> 00:19:03.225
And he looks
like Will.i.am,

267
00:19:03.309 --> 00:19:05.977
but, Jesus Christ,
they don't even have
a white guy in their band!

268
00:19:07.021 --> 00:19:08.021
(SNARLING)

269
00:19:09.815 --> 00:19:10.941
Ow!

270
00:19:13.069 --> 00:19:14.861
He hit me!
SCULLEY: That's right!

271
00:19:14.946 --> 00:19:18.907
Mixed martial arts,
Tae Bo,

272
00:19:18.991 --> 00:19:21.910
and Yogalates
created this!

273
00:19:21.994 --> 00:19:22.994
Huh?

274
00:19:24.247 --> 00:19:25.413
(GROANS)

275
00:19:34.465 --> 00:19:36.299
How you like that,
pretty boy? Huh?

276
00:19:36.884 --> 00:19:38.093
(SCREAMING)

277
00:19:39.428 --> 00:19:40.679
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)

278
00:19:45.268 --> 00:19:47.686
Get him off me!
Get him off me!

279
00:19:47.770 --> 00:19:48.979
Now the elbow!

280
00:19:52.316 --> 00:19:53.942
Son of a bitch!

281
00:19:55.778 --> 00:19:56.987
I am not afraid of you!

282
00:19:57.321 --> 00:19:58.697
You should be.

283
00:19:59.115 --> 00:20:01.241
(SCULLEY YELLING)

284
00:20:25.808 --> 00:20:26.808
(TIRES SCREECHING)

285
00:20:26.892 --> 00:20:27.892
(EXCLAIMS)

286
00:20:29.812 --> 00:20:30.937
(GASPING)

287
00:20:43.701 --> 00:20:44.784
(NECK CRACKING)

288
00:20:44.869 --> 00:20:45.994
(GROANS)

289
00:20:48.998 --> 00:20:50.498
(YELLING)

290
00:20:57.506 --> 00:20:59.257
(YELLING)

291
00:21:07.016 --> 00:21:08.600
(YELLING)

292
00:21:11.979 --> 00:21:16.649
Damn that overwrought
unrequited teenage love.

293
00:21:20.071 --> 00:21:21.571
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

294
00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:41.341
BECCA: I couldn't stop
thinking about Edward Sullen.

295
00:21:48.808 --> 00:21:51.017
Amazing dexterity.

296
00:21:52.895 --> 00:21:54.813
He can't be human.

297
00:21:55.147 --> 00:21:56.523
(EXHALING)

298
00:21:56.899 --> 00:22:00.819
GOSSIP GIRL:
Meanwhile, uptown, Blair
was getting cozy with Nate,

299
00:22:00.903 --> 00:22:03.154
who was secretly
crushing on Serena.

300
00:22:03.239 --> 00:22:06.574
BECCA: Excuse me, but you're
interrupting my narration.

301
00:22:06.659 --> 00:22:09.536
GOSSIP GIRL:
Oh, shit!
Wrong show!

302
00:22:10.121 --> 00:22:12.664
X-O-X-O, Gossip Girl.

303
00:22:12.998 --> 00:22:14.332
Becca!
(GASPING) Jacob.

304
00:22:14.416 --> 00:22:16.126
I heard about
the accident.
Are you okay?

305
00:22:16.210 --> 00:22:18.253
Yeah, I'm fine.

306
00:22:18.921 --> 00:22:20.046
I got you these.

307
00:22:35.020 --> 00:22:36.187
(CHUCKLES)

308
00:22:36.564 --> 00:22:40.817
Thanks, Jacob.
You're so sweet
and thoughtful.

309
00:22:40.901 --> 00:22:42.610
Any girl would be
lucky to have you.

310
00:22:44.613 --> 00:22:48.032
Just not me, of course.
You're like my little
gay brother.

311
00:22:54.748 --> 00:22:56.332
I heard you were
hanging out with
Edward Sullen.

312
00:22:57.710 --> 00:23:00.879
Stay away from him.
There's just something
really odd about that guy.

313
00:23:01.755 --> 00:23:03.006
FRANK: Becca!

314
00:23:04.967 --> 00:23:06.593
I'd better go.

315
00:23:14.643 --> 00:23:16.978
Hey, sweetheart.
There you are.

316
00:23:20.316 --> 00:23:21.316
There was
a killing today.

317
00:23:22.818 --> 00:23:24.569
Fisherman Sculley,
by the docks.

318
00:23:26.238 --> 00:23:27.488
The blood was drained
from his body

319
00:23:27.573 --> 00:23:30.116
and he had
multiple bite wounds
all over his neck.

320
00:23:30.201 --> 00:23:31.993
You know what
that means?

321
00:23:32.328 --> 00:23:33.620
The Kardashians
are in town.

322
00:23:33.871 --> 00:23:35.038
(GASPING)

323
00:23:35.206 --> 00:23:36.206
Here.

324
00:23:36.832 --> 00:23:38.666
I want you
to have this.

325
00:23:39.293 --> 00:23:41.294
Mace?
You're my little girl,

326
00:23:41.378 --> 00:23:42.754
and there's a killer
on the loose.

327
00:23:42.838 --> 00:23:45.215
I'm not gonna leave
until I know you can
protect yourself.

328
00:23:46.550 --> 00:23:50.011
Now,
I'm going to come at you,
and I want you to mace me.

329
00:23:50.095 --> 00:23:52.430
Dad...
Honey, I've been
trained for this, okay?

330
00:23:53.307 --> 00:23:54.766
Here I come.

331
00:23:55.226 --> 00:23:56.434
(YELLING)

332
00:23:56.769 --> 00:23:59.062
Good God!

333
00:23:59.146 --> 00:24:00.438
God damn it!

334
00:24:00.731 --> 00:24:02.273
(YELLING CONTINUES)

335
00:24:02.733 --> 00:24:05.777
It's so painful! It burns!

336
00:24:05.861 --> 00:24:07.528
Sorry, Dad.
No! I'm proud of you.

337
00:24:07.613 --> 00:24:09.197
Are you okay?

338
00:24:10.699 --> 00:24:13.243
Mace will only temporarily
stop your attacker.

339
00:24:13.327 --> 00:24:15.370
You have to hit a man
where he breathes, Becca.

340
00:24:16.288 --> 00:24:17.622
(GRUNTING)

341
00:24:20.334 --> 00:24:21.542
(SHUDDERING)

342
00:24:22.378 --> 00:24:24.963
(IN HIGH PITCHED TONE) You got
the franks and beans there.
Good for you.

343
00:24:26.966 --> 00:24:28.341
But I'm still
coming at you.

344
00:24:30.886 --> 00:24:32.095
Rip off the moustache,
sweetheart.

345
00:24:32.179 --> 00:24:33.680
But you love
your moustache.

346
00:24:33.764 --> 00:24:36.599
If anything happened to you,
I could not live with myself.

347
00:24:36.684 --> 00:24:38.893
Do it! Do it! Do it!

348
00:24:39.687 --> 00:24:41.062
(YELLING)

349
00:24:43.399 --> 00:24:45.233
You're good to go.

350
00:24:47.361 --> 00:24:48.361
(YELLING CONTINUES)

351
00:25:04.586 --> 00:25:05.712
(GASPING)

352
00:25:06.755 --> 00:25:07.964
Edward?

353
00:25:08.507 --> 00:25:09.590
Uh...

354
00:25:13.887 --> 00:25:15.138
Am I dreaming?

355
00:25:15.472 --> 00:25:17.974
Right.
You're dreaming.

356
00:25:18.434 --> 00:25:19.976
So you're not
really here?

357
00:25:20.060 --> 00:25:21.227
Exactly.

358
00:25:21.395 --> 00:25:22.437
Go back to sleep.

359
00:25:23.272 --> 00:25:24.314
Yeah.

360
00:25:35.617 --> 00:25:37.118
(GRUNTS)

361
00:25:37.870 --> 00:25:39.245
Got to...

362
00:25:39.663 --> 00:25:41.622
Got to TiVo
Wizards of Waverly Place.

363
00:25:42.041 --> 00:25:44.625
(MOANING)

364
00:25:45.961 --> 00:25:48.087
Patrón! Mario López!

365
00:25:54.970 --> 00:25:56.137
(SIGHS IN DISGUST)

366
00:25:57.181 --> 00:25:58.556
(MUTTERING)

367
00:26:03.979 --> 00:26:05.730
Becca, you're
sleepwalking.

368
00:26:05.856 --> 00:26:07.023
(YELLING)

369
00:26:09.943 --> 00:26:11.152
(SIGHING)

370
00:26:11.820 --> 00:26:13.029
Hey, you're sleepwalking.

371
00:26:16.116 --> 00:26:17.283
(SIGHS)

372
00:26:18.410 --> 00:26:20.370
(BECCA GRUNTING)

373
00:26:22.790 --> 00:26:24.624
(CONTINUES MUTTERING)

374
00:26:35.177 --> 00:26:38.596
Just you breathing
is the greatest gift
you could give me.

375
00:26:39.014 --> 00:26:40.390
(FARTING)

376
00:26:40.474 --> 00:26:41.641
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)

377
00:26:45.229 --> 00:26:46.979
(GLASS SHATTERING)

378
00:26:47.189 --> 00:26:48.356
(DOG BARKING)

379
00:26:50.025 --> 00:26:53.861
BECCA: I started to wonder,
maybe I wasn't
dreaming after all.

380
00:26:53.946 --> 00:26:58.241
I had to figure out
the riddle.
Who was Edward Sullen?

381
00:26:58.325 --> 00:27:02.662
Was he human,
or something
different entirely?

382
00:27:04.081 --> 00:27:05.206
Oh, snap!

383
00:27:05.499 --> 00:27:07.125
He dropped his business card!

384
00:27:16.051 --> 00:27:17.218
(ENGINE FIRES)

385
00:27:20.556 --> 00:27:22.473
PRINCIPAL ON PA: Good morning,
Sporks High students!

386
00:27:22.558 --> 00:27:25.643
Tickets are now
on sale for prom.

387
00:27:25.727 --> 00:27:30.106
And after school today,
don't forget to visit
the quad for the blood drive

388
00:27:30.190 --> 00:27:33.693
generously sponsored
by the Sullen family.

389
00:27:38.073 --> 00:27:41.659
Prom! Come to prom!
Prom's almost here! Prom!

390
00:27:41.743 --> 00:27:44.162
Here! Get your
flyer for prom.

391
00:27:45.289 --> 00:27:46.330
Check it out.

392
00:27:46.415 --> 00:27:49.625
We finally got a theme.
It's gonna be awesome.

393
00:27:49.710 --> 00:27:51.627
The theme is vampires?

394
00:27:51.712 --> 00:27:52.920
We just came up
with it randomly!

395
00:27:53.005 --> 00:27:54.005
Cool, huh?

396
00:27:54.089 --> 00:27:55.173
(SNARLING)

397
00:27:55.257 --> 00:27:56.841
It's gonna be like
the festival of
St. Salvatore,

398
00:27:56.925 --> 00:27:58.134
like the one they have
in Italy every year

399
00:27:58.218 --> 00:28:00.178
that celebrates
the killing of vampires.

400
00:28:00.262 --> 00:28:02.221
And we're renting out
a huge stone courtyard.

401
00:28:02.306 --> 00:28:04.557
It's gonna feel just like
we're in the 15th century.

402
00:28:04.641 --> 00:28:08.561
It should be super fun.
Lots of red capes,
blood and binge drinking!

403
00:28:10.606 --> 00:28:11.898
You in?

404
00:28:12.274 --> 00:28:15.943
I don't know.
Prom's really not my thing.

405
00:28:16.278 --> 00:28:20.615
Well, it's my thing.
I mean, really, Becca,
what is with you?

406
00:28:20.699 --> 00:28:22.742
Prom is, like,
the pivotal moment
in any girl's life.

407
00:28:22.826 --> 00:28:25.369
I've only been
dreaming about being
crowned prom queen

408
00:28:25.454 --> 00:28:28.039
since I was a sperm
in my dad's balls. (SCOFFS)

409
00:28:41.678 --> 00:28:43.387
We need to talk.

410
00:29:30.310 --> 00:29:32.603
Your skin is pale white.

411
00:29:33.188 --> 00:29:37.858
You dress fashionably.
And you abstain from sex.

412
00:29:39.194 --> 00:29:40.695
I know what you are.

413
00:29:41.572 --> 00:29:42.989
Say it.

414
00:29:44.283 --> 00:29:46.617
Out loud. Say it.

415
00:29:48.495 --> 00:29:49.745
Jonas brother.

416
00:29:49.830 --> 00:29:50.955
That's right.

417
00:29:53.208 --> 00:29:54.709
Wait, what?

418
00:29:55.168 --> 00:29:57.461
No, I'm a vampire. Duh.

419
00:29:58.213 --> 00:29:59.589
That was my next guess.

420
00:30:00.048 --> 00:30:03.718
Then ask yourself
the most obvious question.

421
00:30:04.428 --> 00:30:06.596
What do we like to eat?

422
00:30:09.057 --> 00:30:10.600
Vampire cereal?

423
00:30:14.271 --> 00:30:16.063
You need to see what
I really look like.

424
00:30:18.942 --> 00:30:21.068
This is why we don't
show ourselves
in the sunlight.

425
00:30:21.403 --> 00:30:22.987
People would know
we're different.

426
00:30:28.535 --> 00:30:31.120
You're shining.

427
00:30:32.581 --> 00:30:33.748
No, that's just my bling.

428
00:30:38.420 --> 00:30:40.963
You don't get it.
I am a killer!

429
00:30:42.341 --> 00:30:43.341
(EXCLAIMS)

430
00:30:44.551 --> 00:30:45.926
(SCREAMING)

431
00:30:49.848 --> 00:30:51.599
Are you texting?
Yeah, Jennifer.

432
00:30:57.606 --> 00:30:58.606
(SCREAMING)

433
00:30:59.107 --> 00:31:01.942
I am the world's most
dangerous predator.

434
00:31:02.569 --> 00:31:03.736
(CHIRRUPING)

435
00:31:07.949 --> 00:31:08.991
I want to eat you!

436
00:31:09.868 --> 00:31:11.702
That's cool.

437
00:31:11.787 --> 00:31:13.621
Most guys
aren't into that.

438
00:31:18.835 --> 00:31:23.089
My family, we're not
like other vampires.

439
00:31:23.673 --> 00:31:27.385
We can control our thirst
to only hunt animals

440
00:31:27.469 --> 00:31:29.929
and the Real Housewives
of Atlanta.

441
00:31:30.931 --> 00:31:34.100
But I don't know
if I can control
myself around you.

442
00:31:42.401 --> 00:31:44.402
Look, Ed.

443
00:31:45.570 --> 00:31:48.239
I don't like to
play games, so

444
00:31:49.825 --> 00:31:52.701
I'm just gonna lay
my cards on the table.

445
00:31:53.203 --> 00:31:55.538
I really like you.

446
00:31:56.998 --> 00:31:59.375
I dig the Eurotrash
heroin-chic look.

447
00:32:00.168 --> 00:32:02.711
You're totally happening,

448
00:32:04.506 --> 00:32:05.506
and I wanna be with you.

449
00:32:06.007 --> 00:32:09.093
I can read
everybody's minds
but yours.

450
00:32:09.177 --> 00:32:12.054
You have to tell me
exactly what
you're thinking.

451
00:32:13.890 --> 00:32:16.058
You're pretty,

452
00:32:17.018 --> 00:32:18.644
so you don't
have to be smart.

453
00:32:20.397 --> 00:32:22.064
Would you like to go
to the prom with me?

454
00:32:22.441 --> 00:32:23.607
(CHUCKLES)

455
00:32:24.109 --> 00:32:25.276
Yes.

456
00:32:25.360 --> 00:32:26.485
That's awesome.

457
00:32:30.198 --> 00:32:31.532
(SNARLING)

458
00:32:35.704 --> 00:32:36.954
(SCREECHING)

459
00:32:37.539 --> 00:32:41.292
BECCA: There were three things
I was absolutely
positive about.

460
00:32:41.376 --> 00:32:44.128
First, Edward was a vampire.

461
00:32:44.212 --> 00:32:47.298
Second, American Idol
is gonna blow without Simon.

462
00:32:47.382 --> 00:32:49.884
And third,
the next time
I saw Edward,

463
00:32:49.968 --> 00:32:52.219
I was gonna hump
the shit out of him and...

464
00:32:52.304 --> 00:32:53.387
Boo.
(GASPS)

465
00:32:53.847 --> 00:32:55.514
Oh, gosh, you scared me.

466
00:33:05.567 --> 00:33:07.109
There is something
that I wanted to try.

467
00:33:07.402 --> 00:33:09.945
Me, too.
I love role-playing.

468
00:33:16.912 --> 00:33:18.913
(CLEARING THROAT)
That's not what I meant.

469
00:33:19.372 --> 00:33:20.664
(CHUCKLES)

470
00:33:26.421 --> 00:33:27.922
Don't move.

471
00:33:45.774 --> 00:33:49.735
Kiss me already.
I know it'll be okay.

472
00:34:03.959 --> 00:34:05.209
(SIGHING)

473
00:34:06.086 --> 00:34:09.922
That was amazing.
I've never gone
to first base before.

474
00:34:10.298 --> 00:34:11.757
Now let's go
all the way.

475
00:34:11.967 --> 00:34:13.300
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

476
00:34:14.928 --> 00:34:16.136
(GRUNTING)

477
00:34:18.974 --> 00:34:20.724
Purity ring.
Yeah.

478
00:34:30.527 --> 00:34:31.652
Oh!

479
00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:35.573
I won't be able
to resist my urges

480
00:34:36.366 --> 00:34:37.491
to kill you!

481
00:34:38.118 --> 00:34:39.827
I don't mind.
What?

482
00:34:41.121 --> 00:34:42.871
Oh, God!

483
00:34:44.332 --> 00:34:45.416
Becca, no!

484
00:34:50.171 --> 00:34:52.047
(SIGHS)

485
00:34:52.507 --> 00:34:55.134
Oh, yeah?
I like it rough.

486
00:35:16.489 --> 00:35:17.448
Stay away from me.

487
00:35:17.532 --> 00:35:21.410
No, please, please, please,
don't come any closer!
This is for your own safety.

488
00:35:21.745 --> 00:35:23.454
I'm trying to protect you.

489
00:35:29.085 --> 00:35:30.336
Becca?

490
00:35:33.256 --> 00:35:34.340
Becca?

491
00:35:34.674 --> 00:35:35.924
(GRUNTING)

492
00:35:50.899 --> 00:35:54.234
If this is going to work,
we're gonna have to take
things slow.

493
00:35:55.695 --> 00:35:57.571
I guess that's okay.

494
00:35:58.406 --> 00:36:00.824
Even though my teen
hormones are raging

495
00:36:00.909 --> 00:36:02.076
and I want to
have sex with you,

496
00:36:03.078 --> 00:36:06.372
I feel conflicted
about losing my virginity.

497
00:36:07.666 --> 00:36:11.710
I know you'll never
have sex with me,
because you're a vampire,

498
00:36:11.795 --> 00:36:14.296
so, really,
it's the ultimate
pubescent girl fantasy.

499
00:36:16.424 --> 00:36:17.591
That was
incredibly insightful.

500
00:36:17.884 --> 00:36:18.926
(SIGHS)

501
00:36:20.095 --> 00:36:23.263
I read it on
Stephenie Meyer's
Twitter page.

502
00:36:27.394 --> 00:36:30.979
Becca, I promise,
as long as you're with me,
you'll never get hurt.

503
00:36:31.272 --> 00:36:32.398
(GRUNTING)

504
00:36:36.444 --> 00:36:37.444
(CLANGING)

505
00:36:47.580 --> 00:36:48.622
Starting now.

506
00:37:06.474 --> 00:37:07.725
(SNIFFING)

507
00:37:12.814 --> 00:37:14.148
(ALL SNARL)

508
00:37:32.667 --> 00:37:34.001
Shit!

509
00:37:34.377 --> 00:37:37.629
Well, I think we all know
whatever killed Fisherman
Sculley was no animal.

510
00:37:37.964 --> 00:37:39.673
Look at those tracks.

511
00:37:40.133 --> 00:37:42.342
It could only mean
one thing.

512
00:37:42.427 --> 00:37:43.844
Canadians.

513
00:37:44.846 --> 00:37:46.263
Damn border-jumpers.

514
00:37:46.347 --> 00:37:50.684
They come here
and take all the shitty jobs
us lazy Americans don't want,

515
00:37:50.769 --> 00:37:52.603
and now they're killing
our fishermen, too.

516
00:37:53.104 --> 00:37:56.315
Yeah, Frank,
I think you're missing
the big picture.

517
00:38:01.946 --> 00:38:03.238
That is a big picture.

518
00:38:13.374 --> 00:38:15.167
BECCA: It was
my 18th birthday,

519
00:38:15.251 --> 00:38:18.212
and the Sullens were
throwing me a party.

520
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:26.553
Well, this is home.

521
00:38:31.017 --> 00:38:32.184
Hey.

522
00:38:33.561 --> 00:38:35.270
There is no reason
to be nervous.

523
00:38:37.398 --> 00:38:39.817
Well, I'm different
than you.

524
00:38:40.527 --> 00:38:41.735
They might not accept me.

525
00:38:44.572 --> 00:38:46.698
It's like the time
when my ex-boyfriend,
DeShawn,

526
00:38:46.783 --> 00:38:49.409
invited me to his
grandmama's house
to celebrate Kwanzaa.

527
00:38:53.748 --> 00:38:55.082
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

528
00:38:58.169 --> 00:39:04.550
Dandelion, come where
the sunshine shines

529
00:39:04.843 --> 00:39:08.345
When you clock that second
And your heart starts ticking

530
00:39:08.429 --> 00:39:11.265
May it land on mine

531
00:39:11.933 --> 00:39:14.852
If we make it to space
I'll meet you

532
00:39:14.936 --> 00:39:16.812
Oh, my dandelion

533
00:39:16.896 --> 00:39:17.980
I want you
to meet my family.

534
00:39:19.190 --> 00:39:22.609
You must be Becca.
I'm Edward's mom, Eden.

535
00:39:22.694 --> 00:39:25.070
We've heard so much
about you.

536
00:39:25.405 --> 00:39:26.864
Finger food?

537
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:32.578
That's Alex and Rosalyn.

538
00:39:35.540 --> 00:39:37.916
I just know we're going
to be great, great friends.

539
00:39:38.001 --> 00:39:39.751
And this is Iris.

540
00:39:42.338 --> 00:39:43.338
I hope we will be.

541
00:39:43.423 --> 00:39:45.382
No, she already knows
it will happen.

542
00:39:45.466 --> 00:39:48.051
Some of us have
special powers.

543
00:39:48.136 --> 00:39:49.553
Iris has visions
of the future.

544
00:39:49.637 --> 00:39:50.637
Oh!

545
00:39:54.142 --> 00:39:55.434
But I'm not on my period.

546
00:39:55.935 --> 00:39:58.312
You will be.
It's coming early
this month.

547
00:40:01.983 --> 00:40:03.191
Relax, Becca.

548
00:40:03.276 --> 00:40:05.986
We're just like any other
normal American family.

549
00:40:06.362 --> 00:40:08.113
Except, of course,
we have no souls,

550
00:40:08.197 --> 00:40:09.698
and we walk the earth
trying to satisfy

551
00:40:09.782 --> 00:40:12.159
an unquenchable
thirst for blood.

552
00:40:13.494 --> 00:40:14.620
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

553
00:40:14.704 --> 00:40:16.163
(SNIFFING)

554
00:40:16.915 --> 00:40:18.123
I'm Jeremiah.

555
00:40:18.207 --> 00:40:20.667
He's new
to the family.

556
00:40:21.377 --> 00:40:23.712
He's still trying
to control his hunger
for humans.

557
00:40:37.435 --> 00:40:41.104
Look, I don't want
to cause any problems.
Maybe I should go.

558
00:40:41.189 --> 00:40:43.774
But you have to
open your presents.

559
00:40:47.528 --> 00:40:48.695
Ow!

560
00:40:49.530 --> 00:40:50.864
Paper cut.

561
00:40:52.825 --> 00:40:54.034
(JEREMIAH SNARLING)

562
00:40:54.494 --> 00:40:55.869
(YELLING)

563
00:41:14.847 --> 00:41:16.014
You're bleeding.

564
00:41:16.391 --> 00:41:18.976
BECCA: Really bad, actually.
I must have hit an artery.

565
00:41:40.248 --> 00:41:41.790
(BOTH SNARLING)

566
00:41:41.916 --> 00:41:43.166
(BOTH GROWLING)

567
00:41:53.970 --> 00:41:55.470
(BOTH YELPING)

568
00:41:58.516 --> 00:42:00.142
Becca, your nose!

569
00:42:00.226 --> 00:42:04.062
I knew I shouldn't
have partied last night
with Lindsay Lohan.

570
00:42:04.188 --> 00:42:05.313
(ALL SNARLING)

571
00:42:07.108 --> 00:42:10.110
Every time
I bring a girl home,
you guys try to eat her!

572
00:42:11.988 --> 00:42:13.572
It's not fair!
Come on!

573
00:42:13.656 --> 00:42:14.865
(DOOR BELL RINGING)

574
00:42:16.534 --> 00:42:18.744
Someone here
order Chinese food?

575
00:42:18.870 --> 00:42:20.120
(YELLING)

576
00:42:21.289 --> 00:42:24.541
Quick,
they'll be hungry again
in half an hour.

577
00:43:04.582 --> 00:43:09.044
What happened back there
can never happen again.

578
00:43:12.006 --> 00:43:15.717
I now know,
as long as I'm around you
you'll never be safe.

579
00:43:16.594 --> 00:43:20.555
That's why I want you
to bite me, and turn me
into a vampire.

580
00:43:20.973 --> 00:43:21.932
No.

581
00:43:22.016 --> 00:43:24.434
I keep aging and
you stay the same.

582
00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:27.562
I'm 18 now.
I'm practically a cougar.

583
00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:33.860
I just...

584
00:43:34.529 --> 00:43:38.782
I couldn't live with myself
if I turned you
into a vampire.

585
00:43:39.951 --> 00:43:44.746
You're always
sexy and healthy,
and super good-looking,

586
00:43:44.831 --> 00:43:48.250
with tons of free time
and money to travel the world.

587
00:43:48.334 --> 00:43:50.544
It's a lot like being
George Clooney.

588
00:43:51.963 --> 00:43:56.174
Strangely,
the only thing that does
keep aging is your ass.

589
00:43:57.635 --> 00:43:58.760
(CLEARING THROAT)

590
00:43:59.095 --> 00:44:00.720
It gets pretty
wrinkly over time.

591
00:44:05.309 --> 00:44:07.894
You'll never
see me again.

592
00:44:07.979 --> 00:44:13.275
Just promise me
that you won't do
anything reckless.

593
00:44:16.821 --> 00:44:20.073
Okay. I promise
I won't date Chris Brown.

594
00:44:54.358 --> 00:44:56.318
Farewell.

595
00:45:02.783 --> 00:45:04.117
Edward?

596
00:45:06.954 --> 00:45:08.955
Edward! Edward!

597
00:45:14.921 --> 00:45:16.087
Edward!

598
00:45:18.716 --> 00:45:20.634
You're just gonna leave me
here alone in woods

599
00:45:20.718 --> 00:45:22.802



in an area
filled with vampires
who want to eat me?

600
00:45:26.849 --> 00:45:27.849
(WAILING)

601
00:45:31.312 --> 00:45:32.604
(SCREAMING)

602
00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:04.678
Looks like Edward
left us a treat.

603
00:46:12.186 --> 00:46:14.854
Great. This is exactly
what I was talking about.

604
00:46:16.190 --> 00:46:17.315
Take that!

605
00:46:17.441 --> 00:46:18.650
(SCREAMING)

606
00:46:23.739 --> 00:46:26.241
I came here to
help you, bitch!

607
00:46:27.243 --> 00:46:28.326
Sorry.

608
00:46:28.411 --> 00:46:30.495
There's nowhere
else to run.

609
00:46:30.579 --> 00:46:33.081
Your beloved Edward
isn't here to save you.

610
00:46:35.084 --> 00:46:36.376
(SCREAMING)

611
00:46:46.721 --> 00:46:47.929
(SNARLS)

612
00:46:48.347 --> 00:46:49.431
Hmm?

613
00:46:59.567 --> 00:47:02.569
Come on, Jack.
Where's the bro code, huh?

614
00:47:03.195 --> 00:47:04.904
You know you don't try
to eat someone's girlfriend

615
00:47:04.989 --> 00:47:07.532
right after they
break up with them.

616
00:47:15.541 --> 00:47:16.916
(EXCLAIMING)

617
00:47:19.253 --> 00:47:20.587
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

618
00:47:27.636 --> 00:47:29.054
Kardashians.

619
00:47:29.138 --> 00:47:31.264
Jack, no!

620
00:47:32.099 --> 00:47:33.224
(BOTH SNARLING)

621
00:47:33.934 --> 00:47:34.934
(SNARLING)

622
00:47:35.019 --> 00:47:36.770
Let's go!

623
00:47:42.860 --> 00:47:44.235
(CHOKING)

624
00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:45.653
Becca.

625
00:47:46.947 --> 00:47:49.074
I'm going to have to suck
the venom out of you.

626
00:47:49.158 --> 00:47:51.868
This is going to
be tough for me

627
00:47:51.952 --> 00:47:55.288
because the taste
of your blood could
send me into a frenzy.

628
00:47:57.792 --> 00:47:58.875
But on the other hand...

629
00:47:58.959 --> 00:48:00.001
(IN DEMONIC VOICE)
Just do it already!

630
00:48:05.925 --> 00:48:07.634
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Okay, Edward,

631
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.594
I think you got
all the venom out.

632
00:48:09.678 --> 00:48:11.012
You can stop now.

633
00:48:11.097 --> 00:48:12.138
(SLURPING)

634
00:48:14.100 --> 00:48:15.433
(GASPING)

635
00:48:38.332 --> 00:48:41.501
BECCA: And just like that,
Edward was gone.

636
00:48:45.089 --> 00:48:49.342
I just couldn't get over him.
Why did he have to leave me?

637
00:48:49.427 --> 00:48:50.385
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

638
00:48:50.469 --> 00:48:52.846
And the rain is pouring down

639
00:48:59.061 --> 00:49:03.606
And the tears are falling
But they never make...

640
00:49:03.691 --> 00:49:05.150
BECCA: Time passed,

641
00:49:05.484 --> 00:49:07.861
but my yearning for Edward
never subsided.

642
00:49:07.945 --> 00:49:09.362
Everyone reminded me of him.

643
00:49:15.536 --> 00:49:17.412
I couldn't get
Edward out of my mind.

644
00:49:24.670 --> 00:49:26.129
No matter where I looked.

645
00:49:34.680 --> 00:49:35.972
No matter what I saw.

646
00:49:39.768 --> 00:49:44.898
Without Edward,
my life was over.
I felt like dying.

647
00:49:45.733 --> 00:49:47.650
And every night,
I had nightmares

648
00:49:47.735 --> 00:49:50.778
that would make me scream
really, really loud.

649
00:49:50.905 --> 00:49:52.363
(BECCA SCREAMING)

650
00:50:00.498 --> 00:50:04.209
Becca. Becca. Becca.
Becca! Becca! Becca!

651
00:50:05.002 --> 00:50:06.669
You're so upset.

652
00:50:07.421 --> 00:50:09.255
Let me check
your levels.

653
00:50:10.007 --> 00:50:10.965
(DEVICE BEEPING)

654
00:50:13.052 --> 00:50:15.220
Oh. That's not good.

655
00:50:15.304 --> 00:50:19.390
You've got more angst
than The Secret Life of
the American Teenager.

656
00:50:19.475 --> 00:50:22.936
You know, honey,
I'm not real good at the
whole parenting thing.

657
00:50:23.479 --> 00:50:26.981
But I do know that
breakups are hard.

658
00:50:27.316 --> 00:50:28.775
Especially when
you're dumped by someone

659
00:50:28.859 --> 00:50:30.610
as handsome
and hunky as Edward.

660
00:50:31.654 --> 00:50:33.905
That boy can really
fill out a pair of pants.

661
00:50:33.989 --> 00:50:39.160
I'm like,
"Mmm! Look at that!
Look at that!"

662
00:50:41.455 --> 00:50:42.705
Yeah.

663
00:50:42.790 --> 00:50:46.793
And let's face it, honey.
You're no looker.
And you twitch a lot.

664
00:50:46.877 --> 00:50:48.878
It's kind of irritating.

665
00:50:49.755 --> 00:50:51.965
That's for sure
the best piece of ass
you'll ever get.

666
00:50:54.718 --> 00:50:56.177
My advice,

667
00:50:56.262 --> 00:51:00.390
get yourself some of
those big, juicy
onion-butt implants.

668
00:51:00.474 --> 00:51:02.475
Fix your hair up
pretty like Beyoncé

669
00:51:02.560 --> 00:51:05.895
and,
who knows, honey, maybe
a black guy will do you.

670
00:51:08.357 --> 00:51:09.983
That's my girl.

671
00:51:12.319 --> 00:51:13.403
Oh!

672
00:51:13.779 --> 00:51:16.698
Your friend Jennifer
keeps calling.
You should hang out with her.

673
00:51:16.782 --> 00:51:18.491
Probably cheer you up.

674
00:51:19.785 --> 00:51:21.411
I want you to say good night
to your new mommy.

675
00:51:22.162 --> 00:51:27.792
(IN FEMININE VOICE)
Good night, Becca.
I love you. I love you.

676
00:51:28.752 --> 00:51:29.961
She really does.

677
00:51:31.005 --> 00:51:35.842
Well, we're gonna get busy.
Good night, sweetheart.

678
00:51:39.596 --> 00:51:43.725
I don't get it.
Why would anyone want
to date a vampire? Lame.

679
00:51:43.809 --> 00:51:46.269
Yeah. So lame.

680
00:51:46.353 --> 00:51:48.438
That movie's
totally going to flop.

681
00:51:53.527 --> 00:51:56.612
I can't believe
they get married
and have a vampire baby.

682
00:51:56.697 --> 00:51:57.905
(ALL GROANING)

683
00:51:57.990 --> 00:52:00.366
Thanks for
the spoiler alert,
dumbshit!

684
00:52:05.789 --> 00:52:07.040
(CLICKING TONGUE)

685
00:52:07.374 --> 00:52:08.875
It's too bad Edward
dumped you

686
00:52:08.959 --> 00:52:10.710
and now you don't have
a date for the prom.

687
00:52:11.128 --> 00:52:14.255
'Cause that dress
would have looked
great on you.

688
00:52:14.965 --> 00:52:16.424
But you don't
need a dress,

689
00:52:16.508 --> 00:52:20.386
because Edward
left you behind
in the woods like bear shit.

690
00:52:21.347 --> 00:52:23.681
(GASPING) So I'm going
to wear it instead!

691
00:52:23.766 --> 00:52:24.807
(LAUGHING)

692
00:52:24.892 --> 00:52:28.311
And check this out.
Everyone's going to be,
like, super jealous.

693
00:52:28.395 --> 00:52:30.229
Couldn't you just die?

694
00:52:30.856 --> 00:52:32.357
No.

695
00:52:32.816 --> 00:52:33.941
But you can.

696
00:52:34.485 --> 00:52:35.902
(BOTH SCREAMING)

697
00:52:42.993 --> 00:52:45.578
Well, this is me.
Where are you parked?

698
00:52:45.871 --> 00:52:47.163
Uh...

699
00:52:47.247 --> 00:52:48.706
Over there.

700
00:52:51.418 --> 00:52:53.461
(GASPING) Ooh!

701
00:52:53.921 --> 00:52:57.256
Right next to those mean
and scary biker dudes?

702
00:52:59.510 --> 00:53:01.636
See you at school tomorrow!

703
00:53:05.766 --> 00:53:06.974
(TIRES SCREECHING)

704
00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:23.741
Hey, baby! Come over here!
You can sit on my bike.

705
00:53:24.368 --> 00:53:26.119
(BIKERS HOOTING)

706
00:53:27.287 --> 00:53:30.623
Becca. Those guys
are dangerous. Walk away.

707
00:53:30.707 --> 00:53:31.958
Edward?

708
00:53:33.460 --> 00:53:34.794
Ow!

709
00:53:34.878 --> 00:53:38.131
Shit. Those guys
are dangerous.

710
00:53:38.799 --> 00:53:40.049
Told you.

711
00:53:53.439 --> 00:53:57.150
This is your brake.
And this is your throttle.

712
00:53:58.444 --> 00:54:00.319
Jacob, there's...

713
00:54:01.447 --> 00:54:05.658
There's something
different about you.
I don't know what it is.

714
00:54:07.453 --> 00:54:10.496
I've been
meaning to tell you.
I'm a man now, Becca.

715
00:54:11.999 --> 00:54:14.917
Are you telling me that...
That's right.

716
00:54:15.419 --> 00:54:17.295
I've had my bar mitzvah.

717
00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:19.130
Mazel tov!

718
00:54:23.010 --> 00:54:25.178
So will you date me now?
(ENGINE REVVING)

719
00:54:26.013 --> 00:54:28.264
Say again?
I couldn't hear you.

720
00:54:28.348 --> 00:54:30.099
(CHUCKLES) Right.

721
00:54:30.684 --> 00:54:32.852
Will you go on a date
with... No, no.
What?

722
00:54:33.604 --> 00:54:35.688
Maybe if you'd stop
revving the bike

723
00:54:35.772 --> 00:54:39.358
whenever I'm about to ask
you something really
important, you'd hear me.

724
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:42.028
Right. Sorry.

725
00:54:42.654 --> 00:54:44.197
Thank you.

726
00:54:44.698 --> 00:54:47.158
Becca, I wanted to ask
if you would just...
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)

727
00:54:47.242 --> 00:54:48.868
Oh, come on!

728
00:54:48.952 --> 00:54:50.870
(YELLING)
Becca, will you go
on a date with me?

729
00:54:52.206 --> 00:54:55.708
Sorry, but I don't like
to be yelled at, Jacob.

730
00:54:57.753 --> 00:55:02.256
I think I'll just
take her for a spin.
Just one thing first.

731
00:55:03.008 --> 00:55:05.426
Becca, you just
cut the brake line!

732
00:55:06.470 --> 00:55:07.553
(ENGINE REVVING)

733
00:55:12.935 --> 00:55:15.520
Becca, stop.
You're going
to hurt yourself.

734
00:55:18.524 --> 00:55:20.233
(BECCA VOCALIZING)

735
00:55:22.569 --> 00:55:25.655
(SINGING) Hey, Eddy
Well, I know
it might seem petty

736
00:55:25.739 --> 00:55:28.950
But I can't stop
obsessing over you

737
00:55:29.326 --> 00:55:32.328
Put down that guitar
and stop singing
like Taylor Swift.

738
00:55:32.412 --> 00:55:33.663
(GRUNTING)

739
00:55:34.623 --> 00:55:37.500
If this is what
it takes to be with you,
Edward, so be it.

740
00:55:37.584 --> 00:55:40.503
Becca! Don't drink that milk.

741
00:55:41.046 --> 00:55:42.672
You know
you're lactose
intolerant.

742
00:55:42.756 --> 00:55:44.924
This is for you, Edward.

743
00:55:49.263 --> 00:55:50.388
Oh, God.
(STOMACH RUMBLING)

744
00:55:50.472 --> 00:55:51.764
(TIRES SCREECHING)

745
00:55:55.852 --> 00:55:58.396
Sorry. But I did
try to warn you.

746
00:55:59.273 --> 00:56:00.565
Becca!

747
00:56:04.319 --> 00:56:05.528
Are you trying to get
yourself killed?

748
00:56:05.612 --> 00:56:06.862
Uh-huh.

749
00:56:07.948 --> 00:56:10.533
You're bleeding. Here.

750
00:56:12.452 --> 00:56:13.786
(GRUNTING)

751
00:56:14.621 --> 00:56:17.164
Your body is so...

752
00:56:18.250 --> 00:56:19.584
...furry.

753
00:56:22.462 --> 00:56:23.713
Are those teats?

754
00:56:23.797 --> 00:56:25.965
Yeah, 10 of them, actually.

755
00:56:27.259 --> 00:56:28.384
Oh!

756
00:56:29.970 --> 00:56:32.263
I'd better go
get you some help.

757
00:56:34.891 --> 00:56:36.392
That was fast.

758
00:56:39.646 --> 00:56:42.982
You are so scrumptious.

759
00:56:47.696 --> 00:56:48.946
No!

760
00:56:56.038 --> 00:56:59.206
Be happy it was me
that found you
and not Rachel.

761
00:56:59.291 --> 00:57:01.709
Why? What happened
to Rachel?

762
00:57:01.793 --> 00:57:03.336
She was...

763
00:57:03.962 --> 00:57:05.296
...recast.

764
00:57:05.380 --> 00:57:06.464
(GASPS)

765
00:57:08.884 --> 00:57:10.134
Shh!

766
00:57:11.345 --> 00:57:15.139
She wants to torture you
for what you did to Jack.

767
00:57:15.641 --> 00:57:18.684
At least I will
eat you fast.

768
00:57:19.936 --> 00:57:21.103
(GROWLING)

769
00:57:21.188 --> 00:57:23.064
Becca!
Jacob, run!

770
00:57:29.029 --> 00:57:31.197
That's it?
A Chihuahua?

771
00:57:31.573 --> 00:57:35.951
Yeah, I guess so.
This whole transformation
thing is new to me.

772
00:57:36.286 --> 00:57:39.872
You can't stop me.
You're no werewolf.

773
00:57:40.207 --> 00:57:42.208
That's why I always
travel in a pack.

774
00:57:44.461 --> 00:57:45.836
(SNARLING)

775
00:57:50.801 --> 00:57:52.301
(ALL SNARLING)

776
00:57:57.224 --> 00:57:58.307
(IT'S RAINING MEN PLAYING)

777
00:57:58.392 --> 00:58:00.101
It's raining men

778
00:58:00.811 --> 00:58:03.396
Hallelujah
It's raining men

779
00:58:04.272 --> 00:58:05.272
Amen

780
00:58:06.024 --> 00:58:09.735
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get

781
00:58:10.237 --> 00:58:13.614
Absolutely soaking wet

782
00:58:14.116 --> 00:58:15.908
It's raining men

783
00:58:16.535 --> 00:58:19.161
Hallelujah
It's raining men

784
00:58:19.996 --> 00:58:21.163
Amen

785
00:58:21.248 --> 00:58:22.998
It's raining men, yeah

786
00:58:23.542 --> 00:58:24.959
Please.

787
00:58:25.085 --> 00:58:26.544
Get him, girls!

788
00:58:27.087 --> 00:58:28.254
(SQUEALING)

789
00:58:37.431 --> 00:58:39.014
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

790
00:58:59.619 --> 00:59:00.619
Hey.

791
00:59:05.959 --> 00:59:07.293
Sign this?

792
00:59:19.306 --> 00:59:21.849
Now, let's get you home.

793
00:59:26.980 --> 00:59:30.399
You'll be all right now.
I know it's worked!

794
00:59:30.984 --> 00:59:32.026
(SCREAMING)

795
00:59:32.569 --> 00:59:33.819
(SNIFFLING)

796
00:59:43.330 --> 00:59:45.998
Why can't they
just be together?

797
00:59:52.881 --> 00:59:53.923
(SNORTING)

798
00:59:54.007 --> 00:59:56.842
There you are!
I've been looking
everywhere for you.

799
00:59:59.346 --> 01:00:00.679
You look like shit.

800
01:00:00.764 --> 01:00:02.056
What do you want?

801
01:00:02.140 --> 01:00:06.769
Look, we're all sorry
we tried to drink Becca's
blood, even Jeremiah.

802
01:00:06.853 --> 01:00:09.730
But something terrible
has happened to her.

803
01:00:09.940 --> 01:00:11.440
(BURPING)

804
01:00:14.194 --> 01:00:17.822
Becca who?
I am totally over her.

805
01:00:17.906 --> 01:00:20.783
I've moved on. I am done
with normal chicks.

806
01:00:20.867 --> 01:00:23.410
I've finally found
someone as freaky as me.

807
01:00:23.537 --> 01:00:24.578
(MY FIRST WISH PLAYING)

808
01:00:24.663 --> 01:00:27.414
My first wish
Turn the music up
as loud as it gets

809
01:00:27.541 --> 01:00:31.502
My second wish
Me and the girls are
in the hottest outfits

810
01:00:31.586 --> 01:00:32.670
My third wish

811
01:00:32.754 --> 01:00:33.796
(SIGHING)

812
01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:35.339
Too freaky?

813
01:00:35.423 --> 01:00:40.219
Edward, I had a vision!
Becca was riding a motorcycle.

814
01:00:42.097 --> 01:00:43.931
She tried to kill herself.

815
01:00:49.187 --> 01:00:51.564
I fear Becca may be dead.

816
01:00:56.611 --> 01:00:57.778
No.

817
01:00:59.155 --> 01:01:01.031
I've got to find out.

818
01:01:03.994 --> 01:01:07.830
How do you feel?
It's Edward, isn't it?

819
01:01:11.418 --> 01:01:12.543
Here.

820
01:01:22.596 --> 01:01:25.306
Why did you just
take off your shirt?

821
01:01:25.390 --> 01:01:29.059
My contract says
I have to every
1 0 minutes of screen time.

822
01:01:30.854 --> 01:01:31.937
Hmm.

823
01:01:45.035 --> 01:01:48.746
Look, Edward left you.

824
01:01:50.123 --> 01:01:54.209
But I would never do that.
I want to take it
out of the friend zone.

825
01:01:55.086 --> 01:01:56.754
I really like you, Becca.

826
01:01:57.714 --> 01:01:59.423
I like you, too.

827
01:02:00.967 --> 01:02:07.348
When I'm with you,
I just feel
so safe and secure.

828
01:02:08.850 --> 01:02:10.017
Thanks.

829
01:02:11.269 --> 01:02:13.395
As opposed to how
I feel about Edward,

830
01:02:13.480 --> 01:02:18.275
which is all passion,
lust, complete
forbidden fruit stuff.

831
01:02:19.110 --> 01:02:20.819
I mean, with him,
it's all about my pussy.

832
01:02:21.112 --> 01:02:22.738
Okay!

833
01:02:23.073 --> 01:02:24.531
(PHONE RINGING)

834
01:02:24.991 --> 01:02:25.991
Do you mind getting that?

835
01:02:27.202 --> 01:02:28.327
Sure.

836
01:02:33.500 --> 01:02:34.458
Hello.

837
01:02:34.542 --> 01:02:35.876
EDWARD ON PHONE:
Officer Crane?

838
01:02:35.960 --> 01:02:37.086
No, he's not
here right now.

839
01:02:38.004 --> 01:02:41.173
Where is he?
It is very important
that I speak with him.

840
01:02:42.550 --> 01:02:44.009
(FRANK SPEAKING)

841
01:02:48.348 --> 01:02:50.140
He's at the funeral.

842
01:02:51.309 --> 01:02:52.685
Oh, God, no.
Yeah.

843
01:02:52.769 --> 01:02:54.770
And supposedly,
the body was so mangled

844
01:02:54.854 --> 01:02:56.355
that the undertaker
had to use Krazy Glue

845
01:02:56.439 --> 01:02:59.191
to stick the head
back on and put marbles
where the eyes once were.

846
01:03:03.321 --> 01:03:05.197
Hello? Hello?

847
01:03:10.662 --> 01:03:11.870
(SIGHS)

848
01:03:12.205 --> 01:03:13.706
It's true.

849
01:03:15.041 --> 01:03:16.208
Becca's dead.

850
01:03:16.710 --> 01:03:18.919
Edward, I'm so sorry.

851
01:03:22.549 --> 01:03:23.841
I can't live without her.

852
01:03:24.676 --> 01:03:26.051
(GASPING)

853
01:03:26.678 --> 01:03:30.556
Goodbye, Iris.
I'm going to kill myself.

854
01:03:38.314 --> 01:03:39.815
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

855
01:03:40.108 --> 01:03:42.776
I just had another
vision about Becca!

856
01:03:43.153 --> 01:03:47.489
(SIGHING) Becca's fine.
You don't have to
kill yourself anymore.

857
01:03:49.868 --> 01:03:51.243
Edward!

858
01:03:53.580 --> 01:03:54.830
Shit.

859
01:04:01.671 --> 01:04:02.755
(RICK HOOTING)

860
01:04:02.839 --> 01:04:04.673
Prom rocks!

861
01:04:04.758 --> 01:04:06.091
(BOTH WHOOPING)

862
01:04:07.260 --> 01:04:09.094
I love drinking!

863
01:04:09.387 --> 01:04:10.387
Oh!

864
01:04:10.472 --> 01:04:14.016
What's the matter, Becca?
Still no date for the prom?

865
01:04:14.768 --> 01:04:16.185
Loser!

866
01:04:17.395 --> 01:04:19.438
Here, have a drink, bitch!

867
01:04:20.648 --> 01:04:25.152
RICK: She promised me
sex tonight!
High point of my life!

868
01:04:31.659 --> 01:04:34.411
Becca! Get in the car, now!

869
01:04:39.542 --> 01:04:40.834
(TIRES SCREECHING)

870
01:04:46.758 --> 01:04:49.176
What's wrong?
Edward thinks
you're dead.

871
01:04:49.260 --> 01:04:51.303
Why would he think that?

872
01:04:52.138 --> 01:04:53.555
Um...

873
01:04:56.142 --> 01:04:58.227
Beats me.

874
01:04:58.311 --> 01:05:01.146
He won't live without you
and he wants to die.

875
01:05:01.856 --> 01:05:03.190
He's such a romantic.

876
01:05:04.025 --> 01:05:05.067
(GASPING)

877
01:05:05.151 --> 01:05:06.735
Becca!
Jacob?

878
01:05:06.820 --> 01:05:09.613
Becca, don't go.
You belong with me.

879
01:05:09.739 --> 01:05:10.823
Oh!

880
01:05:10.907 --> 01:05:15.661
I need to know,
who's it going to be?
Is it going to be me or him?

881
01:05:16.663 --> 01:05:17.746
Jacob, I...

882
01:05:17.831 --> 01:05:19.414
I'm not gonna take
no for an answer.

883
01:05:19.499 --> 01:05:23.627
I'm not going to let go
until you tell me,
once and for all.

884
01:05:23.711 --> 01:05:27.297
All right!
Jacob, I'll tell you.

885
01:05:30.343 --> 01:05:32.177
I choose...

886
01:05:32.262 --> 01:05:33.387
Cat!

887
01:05:34.973 --> 01:05:36.390
(GROWLING)

888
01:05:36.474 --> 01:05:38.350
Come back here, pussy!

889
01:05:39.561 --> 01:05:40.727
(CAT YOWLING)

890
01:05:40.854 --> 01:05:43.146
Edward is going
to the Zolturi
to have them kill him.

891
01:05:43.231 --> 01:05:44.982
I saw it. I had a vision.

892
01:05:45.066 --> 01:05:47.651
What are you talking about?
Who are the Zolturi?

893
01:05:47.735 --> 01:05:50.487
They are the evil
bloodsuckers who only
care about themselves

894
01:05:50.572 --> 01:05:52.823
and their own narrow
vision of the world.

895
01:05:52.907 --> 01:05:54.741
They're kind of
like Fox News.

896
01:05:54.993 --> 01:05:55.951
Oh, my God.

897
01:05:56.035 --> 01:05:58.161
Edward's going
to expose himself
in the sunlight,

898
01:05:58.246 --> 01:06:00.622
and the Zolturi
are going to kill him.

899
01:06:00.707 --> 01:06:03.625
They can't allow humans
to know vampires
live among them.

900
01:06:03.710 --> 01:06:04.793
It could destroy us.

901
01:06:04.878 --> 01:06:06.795
Okay, where is this
going to happen?

902
01:06:07.046 --> 01:06:08.046
At the prom.

903
01:06:09.591 --> 01:06:12.759
The Zolturi never miss
a good St. Salvatore Day
festival.

904
01:06:12.844 --> 01:06:14.970
They flew all the way
in from Italy.

905
01:06:15.054 --> 01:06:18.265
Say what you want
about them, but they
do know how to party.

906
01:06:18.558 --> 01:06:21.310
ALL: Suck! Suck! Suck!
Suck! Suck! Suck!

907
01:06:21.394 --> 01:06:22.728
(ALL CHEERING)

908
01:06:27.984 --> 01:06:29.067
(SCREAMS)

909
01:06:29.152 --> 01:06:30.277
(DARO GRUNTING)

910
01:06:31.738 --> 01:06:33.238
(ALL CHEERING)

911
01:06:33.323 --> 01:06:34.907
Oh! I got skills, bitch.

912
01:06:34.991 --> 01:06:40.120
Welcome,
Sporks High students,
to the 201 0 prom.

913
01:06:43.124 --> 01:06:44.583
(HONKING)

914
01:06:48.254 --> 01:06:50.923
And don't forget,
the main event is
coming up shortly.

915
01:06:51.341 --> 01:06:54.968
The crowning of your
prom king and queen.

916
01:06:55.303 --> 01:06:56.887
And if you haven't had
a chance to vote yet,

917
01:06:56.971 --> 01:06:58.764
don't worry,
there's still time.

918
01:06:58.848 --> 01:07:00.599
Just to be sure.

919
01:07:07.231 --> 01:07:09.566
Becca, you're the only one
that can stop Edward.

920
01:07:09.651 --> 01:07:11.735
You have to show him
you're still alive.

921
01:07:12.111 --> 01:07:13.946
I'll do whatever it takes.

922
01:07:20.495 --> 01:07:23.830
BECCA: So, what would you do
to save someone you love?

923
01:07:25.667 --> 01:07:28.877
For Edward,
I would stop at nothing.

924
01:07:31.714 --> 01:07:32.714
Whoa.

925
01:07:32.799 --> 01:07:36.635
You already saw
this part, so let's get
to what happens next.

926
01:07:51.651 --> 01:07:52.818
No!

927
01:07:57.740 --> 01:07:58.824
Edward!

928
01:07:58.908 --> 01:07:59.908
(HISSING)

929
01:08:02.537 --> 01:08:03.662
(SNARLS)

930
01:08:04.288 --> 01:08:05.455
(SCREAMING)

931
01:08:05.832 --> 01:08:07.082
Shit!

932
01:08:07.291 --> 01:08:09.167
(EXCLAIMING)

933
01:08:10.878 --> 01:08:12.087
(GROANING)

934
01:08:15.925 --> 01:08:17.300
(BECCA SCREAMING)

935
01:08:18.344 --> 01:08:19.594
BOTH: Uh-oh.

936
01:08:28.354 --> 01:08:29.688
Edward!

937
01:08:39.532 --> 01:08:43.410
Edward, it's not sunny
anymore. It's twilight.

938
01:08:45.121 --> 01:08:46.246
Hey, new moon.

939
01:08:48.875 --> 01:08:50.625
Ah! Eclipse?

940
01:08:51.210 --> 01:08:52.794
Look at me, everyone!

941
01:08:55.423 --> 01:08:58.759
This is me
in all my glory.

942
01:08:59.844 --> 01:09:01.219
(ALL LAUGHING)

943
01:09:05.641 --> 01:09:07.058
Lucky penny.

944
01:09:07.894 --> 01:09:09.352
(CROWD EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)

945
01:09:09.437 --> 01:09:10.645
Oh!

946
01:09:13.566 --> 01:09:14.733
Huh?

947
01:09:14.901 --> 01:09:16.234
(ALL LAUGHING)

948
01:09:17.028 --> 01:09:18.236
Edward!

949
01:09:24.410 --> 01:09:27.329
Becca? You're alive?

950
01:09:35.296 --> 01:09:37.047
We have to go now.

951
01:09:45.389 --> 01:09:47.599
Becca, I am so sorry.

952
01:09:48.309 --> 01:09:50.560
I promise you
that I will never
leave you again.

953
01:09:52.897 --> 01:09:54.731
The Zolturi are standing
right behind me, aren't they?

954
01:09:55.650 --> 01:09:57.275
Yep.
Don't worry, Becca.

955
01:09:57.985 --> 01:09:59.152
(SNARLS)

956
01:09:59.237 --> 01:10:01.822
Not talking
smack now, are we?

957
01:10:02.240 --> 01:10:03.657
Stop it!
"Stop it!"

958
01:10:03.741 --> 01:10:05.242
You're killing him!
"You're killing him!"

959
01:10:05.326 --> 01:10:07.035
And we haven't
even had sex yet.

960
01:10:07.119 --> 01:10:09.079
"And we haven't
even had sex..."

961
01:10:09.455 --> 01:10:10.956
Really?

962
01:10:11.290 --> 01:10:13.041
Even... (EXCLAIMING)

963
01:10:14.544 --> 01:10:15.710
Oh!

964
01:10:17.463 --> 01:10:18.672
(GRUNTING)

965
01:10:25.638 --> 01:10:26.638
(RAP SONG PLAYING)

966
01:10:32.645 --> 01:10:33.728
(THE HUSTLE PLAYING)

967
01:10:33.813 --> 01:10:34.980
(SINGING)

968
01:10:40.695 --> 01:10:41.945
(EXCLAIMING)

969
01:10:44.156 --> 01:10:46.908
Becca. Becca.

970
01:10:47.285 --> 01:10:48.577
Oh! Dad.

971
01:10:49.412 --> 01:10:51.246
There you are.
I was worried
about my little girl.

972
01:10:51.330 --> 01:10:54.249
You know, there's still
a killer on the loose.

973
01:10:54.333 --> 01:10:56.918
But I can see you're dancing
with your friends,
so everything's all right.

974
01:10:57.003 --> 01:10:58.003
Dad, no...

975
01:10:58.087 --> 01:10:59.379
No, Frank, wait.

976
01:10:59.463 --> 01:11:01.590
You have to know
the truth.

977
01:11:01.674 --> 01:11:04.885
All of the killing
was done by vampires.

978
01:11:07.597 --> 01:11:08.763
Edward's one, also.

979
01:11:08.931 --> 01:11:10.348
(DARO GRUNTING)

980
01:11:10.433 --> 01:11:11.766
And Bobby White's
a werewolf.

981
01:11:12.018 --> 01:11:13.393
Oh, oh...

982
01:11:13.477 --> 01:11:14.978
Ow!
Sorry.

983
01:11:15.062 --> 01:11:17.063
I understand.
Thank God.

984
01:11:17.523 --> 01:11:20.442
The theme of the prom!
(LAUGHING)

985
01:11:22.445 --> 01:11:23.570
No, Dad.

986
01:11:23.654 --> 01:11:24.696
Enjoy, okay?

987
01:11:24.780 --> 01:11:27.198
Becca, by the way,
thanks for everything.

988
01:11:30.036 --> 01:11:31.536
(BOTH GRUNTING)

989
01:11:34.040 --> 01:11:34.998
(ALL THRU THE NITE PLAYING)

990
01:11:35.082 --> 01:11:38.084
All through the night

991
01:11:41.047 --> 01:11:44.466
Too close. Separate,
arms length apart.

992
01:11:44.550 --> 01:11:48.553
Too close. Separate,
arms length apart.

993
01:11:49.847 --> 01:11:50.972
(BOTH GRUNTING)

994
01:11:51.057 --> 01:11:55.185
Too close. Separate!
Arms length apart!

995
01:11:55.269 --> 01:11:56.478
(GRUNTS)

996
01:11:59.106 --> 01:12:00.315
Hmm.

997
01:12:00.608 --> 01:12:02.400
(HUMMING)

998
01:12:04.862 --> 01:12:05.862
(YELLING)

999
01:12:06.405 --> 01:12:07.906
Say cheese.

1000
01:12:14.080 --> 01:12:15.538
Say cheese.

1001
01:12:28.678 --> 01:12:29.928
(GASPING)

1002
01:12:30.763 --> 01:12:31.972
Whoo!

1003
01:12:34.725 --> 01:12:35.934
What...

1004
01:12:37.103 --> 01:12:38.186
...the hell?

1005
01:12:46.904 --> 01:12:48.488
(EDWARD READING)

1006
01:12:48.781 --> 01:12:49.823
Oh!

1007
01:12:50.491 --> 01:12:51.783
(YELLING)

1008
01:12:58.040 --> 01:12:59.666
Where's Becca?

1009
01:13:03.963 --> 01:13:04.963
(WHIMPERING)

1010
01:13:06.090 --> 01:13:07.674
(GRUNTING)

1011
01:13:08.467 --> 01:13:13.555
Surrender now,
or Salvatore will snap
her neck like a Slim Jim.

1012
01:13:20.813 --> 01:13:23.440
You must pay for
exposing yourself.

1013
01:13:26.736 --> 01:13:30.321
Tell you what
I'm going to do,
Ed-to-the-ward.

1014
01:13:30.406 --> 01:13:35.160
I won't kill you.
But Becca has to
become a vampire.

1015
01:13:35.453 --> 01:13:36.536
Cool?

1016
01:13:36.620 --> 01:13:39.748
No, not cool.
No way! Never!

1017
01:13:39.832 --> 01:13:42.459
All right.
Pull Edward's head off,

1018
01:13:42.543 --> 01:13:45.837
then rip his body apart
and set him on fire.

1019
01:13:46.464 --> 01:13:48.757
No, no, no.
I mean, yes!
I meant yes!

1020
01:13:48.841 --> 01:13:51.593
(CHUCKLING) Of course,
she would love to
become a vampire.

1021
01:13:51.677 --> 01:13:54.888
She practically brings it up
all the time. Right, hon?

1022
01:13:55.139 --> 01:13:56.848
Uh, I guess so.

1023
01:13:57.224 --> 01:13:58.600
Then bite her now!

1024
01:13:59.727 --> 01:14:01.061
Bite!

1025
01:14:01.353 --> 01:14:02.353
(GNARLING)

1026
01:14:14.325 --> 01:14:16.576
Listen up, people!
May I have your attention?

1027
01:14:17.453 --> 01:14:20.538
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.

1028
01:14:20.956 --> 01:14:27.629
And this year's
Sporks High prom king
and prom queen is...

1029
01:14:29.048 --> 01:14:30.256
...Jennifer and Rick!

1030
01:14:30.424 --> 01:14:31.758
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1031
01:14:31.842 --> 01:14:33.009
(ALL CHEERING)

1032
01:14:35.554 --> 01:14:37.222
RICK: Triumph for the Rick!

1033
01:14:40.226 --> 01:14:41.601
Congratulations.

1034
01:14:43.062 --> 01:14:44.896
Thank you!
Yeah!

1035
01:14:45.356 --> 01:14:46.481
Oh!

1036
01:14:47.233 --> 01:14:48.483
Hold on!

1037
01:14:48.567 --> 01:14:53.988
It seems you two received
over 69,000 votes

1038
01:14:54.073 --> 01:14:55.949
in a class of only 300.

1039
01:14:56.742 --> 01:14:58.159
(ALL BOOING)

1040
01:15:01.080 --> 01:15:02.997
I'm afraid
you're disqualified.

1041
01:15:03.082 --> 01:15:04.582
What?

1042
01:15:05.084 --> 01:15:06.084
Oh!

1043
01:15:06.168 --> 01:15:09.420
God! You asswipe!

1044
01:15:10.005 --> 01:15:11.339
(GROANS)

1045
01:15:11.757 --> 01:15:14.092
My life is over!

1046
01:15:15.427 --> 01:15:20.932
As your principal,
I will nominate a new
prom king and queen.

1047
01:15:21.016 --> 01:15:22.100
(ALL CHATTERING)

1048
01:15:22.184 --> 01:15:26.354
And I will pick...
I will... Let me see.

1049
01:15:26.438 --> 01:15:28.439
I will choose...

1050
01:15:28.524 --> 01:15:30.525
I pick you two!

1051
01:15:36.448 --> 01:15:38.074
Us?
Yes!

1052
01:15:38.158 --> 01:15:42.036
Because you two exemplify
what's best about
this whole prom.

1053
01:15:42.121 --> 01:15:45.039
I mean, you really look
like a couple of mean,

1054
01:15:45.124 --> 01:15:47.625
evil bloodsucking vampires.
(GROWLING)

1055
01:15:52.506 --> 01:15:56.134
Oh, my God!
We won! We won!

1056
01:15:56.218 --> 01:15:57.427
(ALL CHEERING)

1057
01:15:57.511 --> 01:15:59.137
Yes, yes, yes!

1058
01:16:01.557 --> 01:16:03.391
Move. Out of the way.

1059
01:16:11.483 --> 01:16:12.734
(HOOTING)

1060
01:16:13.485 --> 01:16:14.485
(CRYING) Oh!

1061
01:16:16.780 --> 01:16:18.156
(CLEARING THROAT)

1062
01:16:18.240 --> 01:16:19.574
Edward!

1063
01:16:20.993 --> 01:16:22.994
Bite. Bite.

1064
01:16:29.668 --> 01:16:31.002
Do it.

1065
01:16:32.713 --> 01:16:34.213
Bite me now.

1066
01:16:36.842 --> 01:16:40.011
I don't want to wait
a second longer.

1067
01:16:42.389 --> 01:16:47.602
I will only turn you
into a vampire
on one condition.

1068
01:16:50.189 --> 01:16:51.522
Marry me.

1069
01:16:56.403 --> 01:16:57.528
Yes.

1070
01:17:05.996 --> 01:17:07.622
Are you ready?

1071
01:17:19.009 --> 01:17:20.176
(LAUGHING)

1072
01:17:20.678 --> 01:17:21.886
(MOANING)

1073
01:17:43.283 --> 01:17:44.283
How do you feel?

1074
01:17:44.952 --> 01:17:46.244
Perfect.

1075
01:17:47.413 --> 01:17:50.540
It's how I always imagined.

1076
01:17:52.126 --> 01:17:53.334
I love you, Becca...

1077
01:17:53.627 --> 01:17:54.836
(YELPS)

1078
01:17:57.256 --> 01:17:58.631
Team Jacob, bitch!

1079
01:18:11.395 --> 01:18:12.478
(GROANING)

1080
01:18:20.279 --> 01:18:21.821
Fuck me.

1081
01:18:22.906 --> 01:18:23.948
(SCREAMING)

1082
01:18:24.033 --> 01:18:24.699
(IF I WAS YOUR VAMPIRE
PLAYING)

1083
01:18:24.700 --> 01:18:25.033
(IF I WAS YOUR VAMPIRE
PLAYING)

1084
01:18:25.117 --> 01:18:26.743
If I was your vampire

1085
01:18:26.827 --> 01:18:29.746
Slim as the moon

1086
01:18:29.830 --> 01:18:31.748
Instead of killing time

1087
01:18:31.832 --> 01:18:35.418
We'll have each other
till the sun

1088
01:18:35.502 --> 01:18:38.963
If I was your vampire

1089
01:18:39.423 --> 01:18:41.966
Death waits for no one

1090
01:18:42.551 --> 01:18:46.554
Put my hands across your face

1091
01:18:46.805 --> 01:18:50.516
Because I think
our time has come

1092
01:18:56.815 --> 01:19:01.235
Digging your smile apart
with my spade tongue

1093
01:19:01.487 --> 01:19:05.323
And the hole
is where the heart is

1094
01:19:05.491 --> 01:19:10.661
We built this tomb together
I will fill it alone

1095
01:19:11.497 --> 01:19:14.290
Beyond the pale

1096
01:19:15.667 --> 01:19:20.338
Everything's black
No turning back

1097
01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:25.343
If I was your vampire

1098
01:19:25.511 --> 01:19:28.179
Slim as the moon

1099
01:19:28.680 --> 01:19:30.807
Instead of killing time

1100
01:19:30.891 --> 01:19:34.352
We'll have each other
till the sun

1101
01:19:34.645 --> 01:19:38.106
If I was your vampire

1102
01:19:38.315 --> 01:19:41.150
Death waits for no one

1103
01:19:41.360 --> 01:19:45.404
Put my hands across your face

1104
01:19:45.531 --> 01:19:49.158
Because I think
our time has come

1105
01:19:49.326 --> 01:19:51.828
Beyond the pale

1106
01:19:53.413 --> 01:19:58.167
Everything's black
No turning back, no

1107
01:20:01.839 --> 01:20:04.549
Beyond the pale

1108
01:20:06.051 --> 01:20:10.346
Everything's black
No turning back, no

1109
01:20:19.731 --> 01:20:21.482
(MY PANTIES PLAYING)

1110
01:20:25.737 --> 01:20:28.447
I feel so lonely

1111
01:20:28.740 --> 01:20:31.409
Nobody gets me

1112
01:20:31.702 --> 01:20:36.122
I am so unhappy

1113
01:20:37.749 --> 01:20:43.004
Why can't I find a cool
alternative boyfriend

1114
01:20:44.464 --> 01:20:48.759
who understands me?

1115
01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:52.430
We can watch the classics

1116
01:20:52.723 --> 01:20:55.266
Shop at Hot Topic

1117
01:20:55.559 --> 01:21:00.021
We're sexting dirty pics
of me in my panties

1118
01:21:01.773 --> 01:21:04.275
We can watch the classics

1119
01:21:04.610 --> 01:21:07.028
Shop at Hot Topic

1120
01:21:07.571 --> 01:21:11.449
Sexting dirty pics
of me in my panties

1121
01:21:11.533 --> 01:21:13.701
My panties, my panties

1122
01:21:13.785 --> 01:21:17.246
Sexting dirty pics
of me in my panties

1123
01:21:17.331 --> 01:21:19.874
My panties, my panties

1124
01:21:43.815 --> 01:21:46.442
We can watch the classics

1125
01:21:46.652 --> 01:21:49.237
Shop at Hot Topic

1126
01:21:49.529 --> 01:21:54.450
We're sexting dirty pics
of me in my panties

1127
01:21:55.744 --> 01:22:01.040
We can watch the classics
Shop at Hot Topic

1128
01:22:01.500 --> 01:22:05.294
Sexting dirty pics
of me in my panties

1129
01:22:05.379 --> 01:22:07.922
My panties, my panties

1130
01:22:13.845 --> 01:22:14.804
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

1131
01:22:14.888 --> 01:22:16.472
I'm the one
who's always thinking about

1132
01:22:16.556 --> 01:22:19.141
All the ways
to get to the end of it

1133
01:22:19.226 --> 01:22:21.686
You came around
And I think that I found

1134
01:22:21.770 --> 01:22:24.272
A good reason
to try and sit with it

1135
01:22:24.356 --> 01:22:26.899
You're taking me down
But I like the sound

1136
01:22:26.984 --> 01:22:29.402
And I want to get
with you anyway

1137
01:22:29.486 --> 01:22:31.779
Is this solid ground
Or am I getting drowned?

1138
01:22:31.863 --> 01:22:34.865
I'm just as happy
taking it day by day

1139
01:22:34.950 --> 01:22:39.620
And in the end
We all end up the same

1140
01:22:39.997 --> 01:22:44.709
Love and desire
Will be you once again

1141
01:22:45.043 --> 01:22:49.839
Life, listen and sing
We all end up the same

1142
01:22:50.215 --> 01:22:55.052
And in the end
It all goes up in flames

1143
01:22:59.975 --> 01:23:02.601
Scars on the skin
You're bringing me in

1144
01:23:02.686 --> 01:23:05.187
And I'm closer, closer
Every minute

1145
01:23:05.272 --> 01:23:07.606
We'll start to spin
And I'm in it to win

1146
01:23:07.691 --> 01:23:10.234
And I'm taking
every last bit of it

1147
01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:12.653
Looking at your face
Making my heart race

1148
01:23:12.738 --> 01:23:15.239
And I can't seem
Can't seem to make it stop

1149
01:23:15.324 --> 01:23:17.825
Sitting by your side
Want to go for a ride

1150
01:23:17.909 --> 01:23:20.661
And I'm waiting
Waiting for you to drive

1151
01:23:20.746 --> 01:23:25.750
And in the end
We all end up the same

1152
01:23:25.917 --> 01:23:31.005
Love and desire
Will be almost plain

1153
01:23:31.089 --> 01:23:36.052
Life, listen and sing
We all end up the same

1154
01:23:36.136 --> 01:23:41.057
And in the end
It all goes up in flames

1155
01:23:51.109 --> 01:23:52.109
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