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Smile.net... Keep smiling :)

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A famous man once said...

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"We create our own demons".

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Who said that? What does that even mean?
Didn't matter.

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I said it cause he said it.

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So now he was famous and basically
getting said by two well-known guys.

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I don't, uh...

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I'm gonna start again.

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Let's track this from the beginning.

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Half-hour 'till the ball drops.

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Tony Stark, great speech man!

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I gave a speech?

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- How was it? - Edifying. - Unintelligible.

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Really? That's my favorite
kind, a winning combo.

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- Hey, uh, where are we going?
- Uh, to town on each other,

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probably back at your house.
I want to see your research.

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Okay, you can see my
research, but that's...

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I'm not going to show you my "town".

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- Mr. Stark, Ho Yinsen.
- Oh, I finally met a man called Ho.

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I'd like to introduce you
to our guest, Doctor Wu.

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- Oh this guy. - Mr. Stark.

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Hey.

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You're a heart doctor, she's going
to need a cardiologist after I...

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- Bye! - Perhaps another time?

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It started in Bern, Switzerland, 1999.

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The old days.

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I never thought they'd
come back to bite me.

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Why would they?

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Hey Tony! Aldrich Killian,
I'm a big fan of your work.

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- My work? - Who is he? He means me.

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Well, of course, but Miss
Hansen my organization...

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...has been tracking your
research since year two of M.I.T.

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Oh wow, he made it. He made the cut.

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- What floor you going to, pal?
- Well now, that is an appropriate question.

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The ground floor, actually, of a
proposal I'm putting together myself.

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It's a privately-funded think tank
called "Advanced Idea Mechanics".

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Uh, she'll take both. One to
throw away and one to not call.

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"Advanced Idea Mechanics" or
AIM for short, you get it?

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I see that 'cause it's on your T-shirt.

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Oh!

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Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.

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Thank you. I'll call you.

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I am titillated by the notion of working with you.
- Yeah?

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I'm going to ditch these clowns...

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...I'll see you up on the
roof in five minutes.

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I'm just going to try to get my beef wet real
quick if you know what I'm talkin' about.

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I'll see you up there!

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Damn betcha.

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- Come on, I thought that was just a theory.
- Well... it was.

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If I'm right, we can access
the area of the brain...

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that governs repair and chemically recode it.
- That's incredible.

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Essentially, you're hacking into the
genetic operating system of a...

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- ...living organism. - Exactly.

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Can you not touch my plant? It's not...
she doesn't like it. She prefers...

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She's not like the others.

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Come on, let's go to the bedroom.

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Happy, leave her ficus alone.

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No, seriously, don't...

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- And you're starting with plants?
- For now, yeah.

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I'm calling it "Extremis".

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- Well, it's... - Human application.

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Exactly! Exactly!
Dentra-degree vitalization.

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Disease prevention.

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Even limb regrowth.

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You're the most gifted woman I've ever met.

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- Wow! - In Switzerland.

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- That's better. - This week.

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You almost bought it, didn't you?

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This is what I'm talking about, the glitch.

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Have you checked the telomerase algorithm?

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- We're good. - Stay down.

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You're right on me...

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What the hell was that?

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What was that?

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It's a glitch in my work.

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She was just talking about it.
Glitches happen.

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Oh, it's not Y2K...

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Hey, Happy New Year!

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- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.

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Alright, I'll see you in the
morning, Okay? Good night.

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- You good?

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- Yep. - I'll be right outside.

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- Okay, cool.

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So, why am I telling you this?
Because I had just created demons.

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And I didn't even know it.

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Yeah, those were good times.

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Then I moved on.

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After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave,
I said "Goodbye" to the party scene.

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I forgot that night in Switzerland.

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These days I'm a changed man.

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I'm different now.

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I'm... well, you know who I am.

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Sir, please may I request...

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...just a few hours to calibrate... - Nope!

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Micro-repeater implanting
sequence complete!

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As you wish, sir. I've also prepared a...

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...safety briefing for
you to entirely ignore.

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Which I will.

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Alright, let's do this.

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Dummy. Hi Dummy. How did you
get that cap on your head?

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You earned it.

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Hey. Hey!

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What are you doing out of the corner?
You know what you did.

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Blood on my mat, handle it.

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Sir, may I remind you that you've
been awake for nearly 72 hours.

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Focus up ladies. Good evening...

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...and welcome to the birthing suite.

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I am pleased to announce
the imminent arrival...

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...of your bouncing, badass baby brother.

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Start titan and go white.
Stamp date and time.

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Mark 42 autonomous prehensile
propulsion suit test.

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Initialize sequence.

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Jarvis, drop my needle.

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Crap.

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Alright, I think we got this.
Send them all.

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Probably just a little fast, slow it down.
Slow it down just a... little bit.

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Cool it, will you Jarvis?

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Come on.

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I ain't scared of you.

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I'm the best.

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As always sir, a great
pleasure watching you work.

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I guess 72 hours is a long
time between siestas.

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Didn't think it could get any worse.

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Then they had to go and turn on the TV.

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That's when 'He' happened.

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Some people call me a terrorist.

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I consider myself a teacher.

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America...

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Ready for another lesson?

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In 1864 in Sand Creek, Colorado....

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The U.S. military waited until the friendly
Cheyenne Braves had all gone hunting.

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Waited to attack and slaughter
the families left behind.

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And claim their land.

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39 hours ago, the Ali Al Salem
Air Base in Kuwait was attacked.

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I did that.

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A quaint military church, filled
with wives and children of course.

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The soldiers were out on maneuvers.

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The "Braves" were away.

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President Ellis, you continue to resist
my attempts to educate you, sir.

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And now, you've missed me again.

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You know who I am. You
don't know where I am.

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And you'll never see me coming.

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...and now that we seem to be back, let's recap
some of the frightening developments in this story.

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American airways were hijacked.

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The nation remains on high alert.

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All attempts to find the Mandarin
have so far proved unsuccessful.

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Central to my administration's response to this
terrorist event is a newly-minted resource.

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I know him as Colonel James Rhodes.

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The American people will soon
know him as the Iron Patriot.

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And how is President Ellis responding?

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By taking the guy they call "War
Machine" and giving him a paint job.

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The same suit but painted red,
white and blue, look at that.

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And they've also renamed him Iron Patriot.

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You know, just in case the
paint was too subtle.

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It tested well with focus groups, alright?

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- I am Iron Patriot. - Listen.

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War Machine was a little
too aggressive, alright.

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This sends a better message.

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So what's really going on? With Mandarin.

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Seriously, can we talk about this guy?

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It's classified information, Tony.

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- Okay, there've been nine bombings.
- Nine.

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The public only knows about three.

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But here's the thing...
nobody can ID a device.

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There's no bomb casings.

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You know I can help.

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Just ask. I got a ton of new tech.
I got a prehensile suit. I got...

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Bomb disposal.

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Catches explosions mid-air.

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When's the last time you
got a good night's sleep?

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Einstein slept three hours a year.
Look what he did.

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People are concerned about you, Tony.

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I'm concerned about you.

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You gonna come at me like that?

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No, look, I'm not trying to be a dic...

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...tator.
- Would you mind signing my drawing?

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If Richard doesn't mind. You
alright with this, Dick?

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Fine with me.

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- What is your name? - Erin.

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I loved you in "A Christmas
Story" by the way.

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Listen, the Pentagon is scared.

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After New York, aliens, come on.

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They need to look strong.

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Stopping the Mandarin is a
priority, but it's not...

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It's not superhero business.

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No, it's not. Quite frankly.

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It's American business.

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That's why I said. I... got it.

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Are you okay?

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I broke the crayon.

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Are you okay, Mr. Stark?

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Take it easy. Tony...

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How did you get out of the wormhole?

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- Tony... - What did you say?

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Sorry. Have to check on the suit...
make sure... okay.

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Check the heart, check the,
check the, is it the brain?

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No sign of cardiac anomaly
or unusual brain activity.

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Okay, so I was poisoned?

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My diagnosis is that you've
experienced a severe anxiety attack.

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Me?

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Come on man, this isn't a good look.
Open up.

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Sorry, I gotta split.

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Badge... Badge... Badge.

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Badge, guys. I put a memo
in the toilet, come on.

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Tony has got them in his
basement, they're wearing

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party hats, this is an
asset we can put to use.

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Uh-huh. So, you're
suggesting that I replace

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the entire janitorial staff with robots?

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What I'm saying is that the
human element of Human

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Resources is our biggest
point of vulnerability.

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We should start phasing it out immediately.

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- What!? - Excuse me, Bambi.

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- Did you just say that? - Security.

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Happy, okay, I am thrilled that
you're now the Head of Security.

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Okay, it is the perfect position for you.
- Thank you.

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- However, - I do appreciate it.

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- Since you've taken the post,
- You don't have to thank me.

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We've had a rise in staff
complaints of 300 percent.

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- Thank you. - That's not a compliment.

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"That's not a compliment"?
It is a compliment!

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Clearly somebody is
trying to hide something.

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- Excuse me. - Yes?

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Miss Potts, your four o'clock is here.

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Did you clear this four o'clock with me?

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Happy, we'll talk about this later

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But right now I have to go deal
with this very annoying thing.

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How so?

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I used to work with him,
and he used to ask me

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out all the time, so it's a little awkward.

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I don't like the sound of that.

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- Pepper. - Killian?

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You look great... you look really great.

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God, you look great.

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I... I... I can't... What on
Earth have you been doing?

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Nothing fancy, just five years in
the hands of physical therapists

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And please, call me Aldrich.

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Uh, you were supposed to be
issued a security badge?

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Happy, it's okay.

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- Yes? - We're good.

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- You sure? - Yes.

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- Stand down. - I'm going to linger.

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- Thank you. - Right here, okay.

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It's very nice to see you, Killian.

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Hey, guy

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Merry Christmas.

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After years dodging the president's
ban on "Immoral Biotech Research",

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My think tank now has a little
something in the pipeline.

248
00:14:20.469 --> 00:14:24.764
It's an idea we like to call "Extremis".

249
00:14:25.721 --> 00:14:27.337
I'm gonna turn your lights down.

250
00:14:29.777 --> 00:14:31.830
Regard the human brain.

251
00:14:38.300 --> 00:14:41.561
Uh, wait, hold on, hold on, that's,
that's the universe, my bad.

252
00:14:41.562 --> 00:14:43.242
But if I do that...

253
00:14:48.287 --> 00:14:52.267
That's the brain, strangely
mimetic though, wouldn't you say?

254
00:14:52.409 --> 00:14:54.586
- Wow, that's amazing! - Thanks, it's mine.

255
00:14:55.675 --> 00:14:58.798
- What? - This... you're inside my head.

256
00:14:58.799 --> 00:15:02.446
It's a live feed. Come on
up, I'll prove it to you.

257
00:15:04.648 --> 00:15:06.157
Come on.

258
00:15:08.743 --> 00:15:12.340
Now, pinch my arm. I can take it. Pinch me.

259
00:15:14.592 --> 00:15:15.476
What is that?

260
00:15:15.477 --> 00:15:17.554
The primary somatosensory cortex.

261
00:15:17.654 --> 00:15:22.699
It's the brain's pain center, but this...
is what I wanted to show you.

262
00:15:25.094 --> 00:15:28.740
Now, "Extremis" harnesses our
bioelectrical potential.

263
00:15:29.337 --> 00:15:31.419
And it goes... here.

264
00:15:31.710 --> 00:15:35.600
This is essentially an empty slot,
and what this tells us is that

265
00:15:35.601 --> 00:15:40.392
our mind, our entire DNA in fact,
is destined to be upgraded.

266
00:15:40.818 --> 00:15:41.818
Wow.

267
00:15:50.590 --> 00:15:53.678
Hello? Is this forehead of Security?

268
00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:55.599
What? You know, look, I got a real job.
What do you want?

269
00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:57.056
I'm working. I got something going on here.

270
00:15:57.057 --> 00:15:58.653
- What? Harassing interns?
- Let me tell you something,

271
00:15:58.654 --> 00:16:00.624
You know what happened when I told
people I was Iron Man's bodyguard?

272
00:16:00.625 --> 00:16:02.247
They would laugh in my face.

273
00:16:02.805 --> 00:16:04.845
I had to leave while I still
had a shred of dignity.

274
00:16:05.019 --> 00:16:07.499
Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper.

275
00:16:07.500 --> 00:16:08.645
What's going on? Fill me in.

276
00:16:09.211 --> 00:16:10.136
- For real? - Yeah.

277
00:16:10.436 --> 00:16:13.555
Alright, so she's meeting up with
this scientist rich guy, handsome.

278
00:16:13.556 --> 00:16:15.092
I couldn't make his face at first, right?

279
00:16:15.093 --> 00:16:16.030
And you know I'm good with faces.

280
00:16:16.031 --> 00:16:18.348
- Oh yeah, you're the best.
- Yeah, so I run his credentials

281
00:16:18.349 --> 00:16:21.307
I make him Aldrich Killian. We
actually met the guy back in.

282
00:16:21.308 --> 00:16:23.869
Where were we in '99?
The Science Conference?

283
00:16:23.870 --> 00:16:26.048
Uh, Switzerland.

284
00:16:26.049 --> 00:16:26.603
Right, right, exactly.

285
00:16:26.604 --> 00:16:28.807
- Killian, I don't remember that guy.
- Of course you don't remember,

286
00:16:28.808 --> 00:16:29.890
he's not a blonde with a big rack.

287
00:16:29.891 --> 00:16:32.156
At first it was fine, they
were talking business, but now

288
00:16:32.157 --> 00:16:34.765
it's like getting weird. He's
showing her his big brain.

289
00:16:34.865 --> 00:16:37.723
- His what? - Big brain, and she likes it.

290
00:16:37.724 --> 00:16:39.945
Here, let me show you. Hold on. See?

291
00:16:40.245 --> 00:16:43.918
Look at what? You watching them? Flip
the screen and then we can get started.

292
00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:46.991
I'm not a tech genius like you,
just trust me, get down here.

293
00:16:46.992 --> 00:16:48.541
Flip the screen, then I can
see what they're doing.

294
00:16:48.542 --> 00:16:49.906
I don't know how to flip the screen!

295
00:16:49.907 --> 00:16:52.254
Don't talk to me like that anymore.
You're not my boss.

296
00:16:52.555 --> 00:16:56.407
Alright, I don't work for you,
and I don't trust this guy.

297
00:16:56.408 --> 00:16:58.228
He's got another guy with him, he's shifty.

298
00:16:58.229 --> 00:17:00.409
Relax. I'm just asking you
to secure the perimeter.

299
00:17:00.410 --> 00:17:02.096
Tell him to go out for
a drink or something.

300
00:17:02.097 --> 00:17:04.197
You know what? You should take more of
an interest in what's going on here.

301
00:17:04.198 --> 00:17:06.093
This woman is the best thing
that ever happened to you.

302
00:17:06.094 --> 00:17:08.016
- And you're just ignoring her.
- A giant brain?

303
00:17:08.017 --> 00:17:10.143
Yeah, there's a giant brain,
there's a shifty character...

304
00:17:10.144 --> 00:17:11.628
I'm going to follow this guy.
I'm going to run

305
00:17:11.629 --> 00:17:14.236
his plates and if it gets rough, so be it.

306
00:17:15.037 --> 00:17:15.971
I miss you, Happy.

307
00:17:15.972 --> 00:17:18.448
Yeah, I miss you too but
the way it used to be.

308
00:17:18.449 --> 00:17:19.591
Now you're off with the "super friends"

309
00:17:19.592 --> 00:17:21.146
I don't know what's going
on with you anymore.

310
00:17:21.147 --> 00:17:22.039
The world's gettin' weird.

311
00:17:22.040 --> 00:17:23.294
Hey I hate to cut you off,

312
00:17:23.295 --> 00:17:24.353
- do you have your teaser on you? - Why?

313
00:17:24.354 --> 00:17:25.560
I think there's a gal in HR who is trying

314
00:17:25.561 --> 00:17:29.040
to steal some printer ink. You should
probably go over there and zap her.

315
00:17:29.041 --> 00:17:30.099
Yeah, nice.

316
00:17:30.100 --> 00:17:33.386
Imagine if you could hack
into the hard drive of

317
00:17:33.387 --> 00:17:36.459
any living organism and recode its DNA.

318
00:17:37.187 --> 00:17:38.511
It would be incredible.

319
00:17:39.181 --> 00:17:42.959
Unfortunately, to my ears it
also sounds highly weaponizable.

320
00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:46.878
As in enhanced soldiers, private
armies, and Tony is not...

321
00:17:46.879 --> 00:17:48.091
Tony, Tony.

322
00:17:48.892 --> 00:17:51.346
You know, I invited Tony to join AIM.

323
00:17:51.946 --> 00:17:55.885
13 years ago and he turned me down.

324
00:17:55.886 --> 00:18:00.870
But something tells me now there is a new
genius on the throne, who doesn't have to

325
00:18:00.871 --> 00:18:05.329
answer to Tony anymore and who
has slightly less of an ego.

326
00:18:06.768 --> 00:18:12.041
It's going to be a no, Aldrich...
as much as I'd like to help you.

327
00:18:14.095 --> 00:18:19.360
I can't say that I'm not disappointed,
but as my father used to say,

328
00:18:19.361 --> 00:18:21.673
"Failure is the fog through
which we glimpse triumph."

329
00:18:21.674 --> 00:18:25.553
It's very deep, and I have
no idea what it means.

330
00:18:25.554 --> 00:18:27.749
Well, he was kind of an idiot, my old man.

331
00:18:28.971 --> 00:18:31.033
I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.

332
00:18:41.963 --> 00:18:42.916
Happy!

333
00:18:43.718 --> 00:18:46.625
The car is ready... if you're ready to go.

334
00:18:48.273 --> 00:18:55.166
Yes, I just um, God, I forgot my
other thing so I'm just gonna...

335
00:19:23.254 --> 00:19:26.805
I'm sorry I'm late. I was.. What is that?!

336
00:19:27.340 --> 00:19:31.057
You're wearing this in the house now?
What is that, like Mark 15?

337
00:19:31.058 --> 00:19:34.817
Yeah, something like that. You
know everybody needs a hobby.

338
00:19:34.993 --> 00:19:37.668
Oh, and you have to wear your
hobby in the living room?

339
00:19:37.769 --> 00:19:42.160
Just breaking it in, you know, it's always
a little pinky in the GUI-bagger at first.

340
00:19:42.161 --> 00:19:44.582
Oh hey, did you see your Christmas present?

341
00:19:44.583 --> 00:19:48.887
Yes, I did. I don't know how I could
have missed that Christmas present.

342
00:19:48.888 --> 00:19:50.504
Is it gonna fit through the door?

343
00:19:50.505 --> 00:19:52.719
Well actually, uh, that's a
good question, I got a team of

344
00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:54.825
guys coming tomorrow. They're
gonna blow out that wall.

345
00:19:54.826 --> 00:19:57.415
So, uh, tense? Good day?

346
00:19:58.229 --> 00:20:00.058
Oh shoulders, a little naughty.
Naughty girl.

347
00:20:00.372 --> 00:20:03.983
I don't want to harp on this, but
did you like the custom rabbit?

348
00:20:04.929 --> 00:20:06.075
Did I like it?

349
00:20:06.076 --> 00:20:07.740
- Nailed it, right? - Wow.

350
00:20:07.741 --> 00:20:10.746
I appreciate the thought very much.

351
00:20:11.247 --> 00:20:15.580
So why don't you lift up that
facemask and give me a kiss.

352
00:20:16.299 --> 00:20:19.785
Huh, yup, damnit. No can do.

353
00:20:20.286 --> 00:20:24.290
You want to just kiss it
on the, uh, facial slit?

354
00:20:24.390 --> 00:20:26.683
Why don't I run down to
the garage and see if

355
00:20:26.684 --> 00:20:28.728
I can't find a crowbar to
jimmy that thing open?

356
00:20:28.729 --> 00:20:32.902
A crowbar? Yeah. Oh, except
there's been a radiation leak.

357
00:20:32.903 --> 00:20:34.777
- I'll take my chances. - That's risky.

358
00:20:35.410 --> 00:20:37.815
At least let me get you like a Hazmat suit.

359
00:20:39.314 --> 00:20:40.994
Or a Geiger counter or something like that.

360
00:20:42.987 --> 00:20:46.714
- Busted. - This is a new level of lame.

361
00:20:46.715 --> 00:20:49.981
- Sorry.
- You ate without me, already? On date night?

362
00:20:50.465 --> 00:20:52.038
- He was just. - You mean you.

363
00:20:52.334 --> 00:20:54.298
Well yeah, I just mean we were just...

364
00:20:54.299 --> 00:20:57.188
just hosting you while I
finished up a little work.

365
00:20:57.189 --> 00:20:57.500
Uh Huh..

366
00:20:57.501 --> 00:21:00.126
And yes, I had a quick bite. I
didn't know if you were coming home

367
00:21:00.127 --> 00:21:02.201
Or you were having drinks
with Aldrich Killian.

368
00:21:05.237 --> 00:21:06.096
What?

369
00:21:07.397 --> 00:21:10.037
Aldrich Killian? What are
you checking up on me?

370
00:21:10.038 --> 00:21:11.934
- Happy was concerned.
- No, you're spying on me.

371
00:21:11.935 --> 00:21:15.665
- I'm going to bed.
- Hold on. Come on. Pep...

372
00:21:15.865 --> 00:21:19.377
Hey, I admit it! My fault. Sorry.

373
00:21:19.885 --> 00:21:21.841
I'm a piping hot mess.

374
00:21:24.243 --> 00:21:26.885
It's been going on for a while...
I haven't said anything.

375
00:21:28.959 --> 00:21:32.258
- Nothing's been the same since New York.
- Oh really?

376
00:21:33.166 --> 00:21:35.190
I didn't notice that, at all.

377
00:21:35.304 --> 00:21:40.206
You experience things and then they're
over and you still can't explain them.

378
00:21:40.667 --> 00:21:44.269
Gods, aliens, other dimensions...
I'm just a man in a can.

379
00:21:45.363 --> 00:21:49.116
The only reason I haven't cracked up
is probably because you've moved in.

380
00:21:49.117 --> 00:21:51.622
Which is great. I love you, I'm lucky.

381
00:21:52.028 --> 00:21:55.541
But honey... I can't sleep.

382
00:21:56.020 --> 00:22:00.443
You go to bed, I come down here.
I do what I know, I tinker.

383
00:22:01.946 --> 00:22:04.061
The threat is imminent.

384
00:22:04.062 --> 00:22:06.704
And I have to protect the one
thing that I can't live without.

385
00:22:07.904 --> 00:22:11.373
That's you. And my suits, they're uh...

386
00:22:11.645 --> 00:22:13.851
- Machines. - They're part of me.

387
00:22:15.493 --> 00:22:19.011
- A distraction. - Maybe.

388
00:22:36.382 --> 00:22:39.710
- I'm gonna take a shower. - Okay.

389
00:22:42.968 --> 00:22:46.806
- And you're going to join me. - Better.

390
00:23:05.482 --> 00:23:06.774
Tony!

391
00:23:15.387 --> 00:23:17.005
Power down!

392
00:23:24.425 --> 00:23:28.483
I must have called it in my sleep.
That's not supposed to happen.

393
00:23:31.535 --> 00:23:33.868
I'll recalibrate the sensors.

394
00:23:35.372 --> 00:23:41.698
Can we just... just let me... just let me catch
my breath, okay? Don't go, alright? Pepper?

395
00:23:41.699 --> 00:23:44.709
I'm going to sleep downstairs.
Tinker with that.

396
00:24:11.557 --> 00:24:14.165
- Can you regulate? - Yes, I can regulate.

397
00:24:14.166 --> 00:24:16.106
- Are you sure about that? - Yes.

398
00:24:25.784 --> 00:24:27.509
It's a decent batch.

399
00:24:28.694 --> 00:24:30.823
Don't say I never did nothing for you.

400
00:24:30.824 --> 00:24:34.801
Thank you. I mean for understanding.

401
00:24:44.248 --> 00:24:45.636
I'm sorry, buddy.

402
00:25:01.128 --> 00:25:02.301
What're ya doing, buddy?

403
00:25:02.610 --> 00:25:05.220
You out by yourself? A little date night?
Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?

404
00:25:05.785 --> 00:25:07.690
Yeah, a little movie
called "The Party's Over"

405
00:25:07.691 --> 00:25:10.808
Starring you and your junkie
girlfriend, and here's the ticket.

406
00:25:10.809 --> 00:25:13.092
No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.

407
00:25:39.356 --> 00:25:44.290
Savin! Help! Help me!

408
00:27:09.812 --> 00:27:12.270
A true story about fortune cookies.

409
00:27:12.570 --> 00:27:15.934
They look Chinese. They sound Chinese.

410
00:27:17.104 --> 00:27:20.649
But they're actually an American invention.

411
00:27:20.975 --> 00:27:28.211
Which is why they're hollow, full of lies,
and leave a bad taste in the mouth.

412
00:27:29.357 --> 00:27:34.329
My disciples just destroyed
another cheap American knock-off.

413
00:27:34.529 --> 00:27:39.452
The Chinese Theater. Mr. President.

414
00:27:39.830 --> 00:27:43.018
I know this must be getting frustrating.

415
00:27:43.418 --> 00:27:47.013
But this season of terror
is drawing to a close.

416
00:27:47.778 --> 00:27:54.132
And don't worry, the big one
is coming, your graduation.

417
00:28:08.474 --> 00:28:10.122
- Hi. - Oh, uh.

418
00:28:10.247 --> 00:28:12.248
- Mind leaving that on? - Sure.

419
00:28:19.028 --> 00:28:22.260
Sunday night's PBS, "Downtown Abbey"

420
00:28:24.503 --> 00:28:26.064
That's the show. He thinks it's elegant.

421
00:28:29.992 --> 00:28:32.515
One more thing, make sure everyone
wears their badges. He's a stickler

422
00:28:32.516 --> 00:28:35.277
for that sort of thing, plus my guys
won't let anyone in without them.

423
00:28:36.179 --> 00:28:38.322
We're awaiting the arrival of Tony Stark.

424
00:28:38.323 --> 00:28:40.413
We're hoping he'll give us the reaction.

425
00:28:40.414 --> 00:28:42.436
His reaction to the latest attack.

426
00:28:42.437 --> 00:28:44.056
Mr. Stark!

427
00:28:44.533 --> 00:28:48.094
Our sources are telling us that
this is another Mandarin attack.

428
00:28:48.095 --> 00:28:49.894
Anything else you can tell us?

429
00:28:50.257 --> 00:28:55.261
Hey Mr. Stark! When is somebody going
to kill this guy? Just sayin'.

430
00:28:57.903 --> 00:28:59.631
Is that what you want?

431
00:29:02.152 --> 00:29:05.850
Here's a little Holiday greeting I've
been wanting to send to the Mandarin.

432
00:29:06.223 --> 00:29:08.791
I just didn't know how
to phrase it until now.

433
00:29:09.598 --> 00:29:12.162
My name is Tony Stark and
I'm not afraid of you.

434
00:29:12.501 --> 00:29:15.568
I know that you're a
coward, so I've decided

435
00:29:16.459 --> 00:29:18.480
That you just died, pal.

436
00:29:18.481 --> 00:29:20.306
I'm gonna come get the body.

437
00:29:20.307 --> 00:29:23.421
There's no politics here, it's
just good old-fashioned revenge.

438
00:29:23.654 --> 00:29:25.924
There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me.

439
00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:29.972
And on the off-chance you're a
man, here's my home address:

440
00:29:29.973 --> 00:29:35.416
10880, Malibu Port, 90265.

441
00:29:35.939 --> 00:29:39.576
I'll leave the door unlocked.
That's what you wanted, right?

442
00:29:42.334 --> 00:29:43.800
Bill me.

443
00:29:48.660 --> 00:29:50.691
I've compiled a Mandarin
database for you, sir.

444
00:29:51.788 --> 00:29:55.361
Drawn from S.H.I.E.L.D., F.B.I.
and C.I.A. intercepts.

445
00:29:55.771 --> 00:29:58.689
Initiating virtual crime
scene reconstruction.

446
00:30:00.835 --> 00:30:03.460
Okay, what do we got here?

447
00:30:03.898 --> 00:30:06.510
His name is an ancient Chinese war mantle

448
00:30:06.772 --> 00:30:08.090
Meaning "Advisor to the King".

449
00:30:08.898 --> 00:30:10.904
South American insurgency tactics.

450
00:30:11.605 --> 00:30:13.298
Talks like a Baptist preacher.

451
00:30:14.175 --> 00:30:17.519
There's lots of pageantry going
on here, lots of theatre.

452
00:30:18.451 --> 00:30:19.295
Close.

453
00:30:19.296 --> 00:30:22.573
- The heat from the blast was in
excess of 3000 degrees Celsius.

454
00:30:22.914 --> 00:30:26.264
Any subjects within 12.5 yards
were vaporized instantly.

455
00:30:26.686 --> 00:30:29.479
No bomb parts found in a 3-mile
radius of the Chinese theatre.

456
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:30.171
- No, sir.

457
00:30:32.502 --> 00:30:33.996
Talk to me, Happy.

458
00:30:52.592 --> 00:30:54.998
When is a bomb not a bomb?

459
00:31:05.556 --> 00:31:09.015
- Any military victims?
- Not according to public records, sir.

460
00:31:09.515 --> 00:31:13.087
Bring up the thermo genic signatures
again, factor in 3000 degrees.

461
00:31:13.088 --> 00:31:15.698
The oracle cloud has completed analysis.

462
00:31:15.869 --> 00:31:20.864
Accessing satellites and plotting the last
12 months of thermo genic occurrences now.

463
00:31:21.965 --> 00:31:24.709
Take away everywhere that
there's been a Mandarin attack.

464
00:31:29.358 --> 00:31:30.526
Nope.

465
00:31:38.388 --> 00:31:40.212
That. You sure that's not one of his?

466
00:31:40.213 --> 00:31:42.626
It predates any known Mandarin attack.

467
00:31:42.627 --> 00:31:45.693
The incident was the use of
a bomb to assist a suicide.

468
00:31:45.694 --> 00:31:46.695
Bring it around.

469
00:31:47.470 --> 00:31:52.716
The heat signature is remarkably similar.
3000 degrees Celsius.

470
00:31:54.227 --> 00:31:56.139
That's two military guys.

471
00:31:57.332 --> 00:31:58.801
Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?

472
00:31:58.802 --> 00:32:00.917
Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.

473
00:32:06.756 --> 00:32:12.045
Are we still at 'Ding-Dong'? We're
supposed to be on total security lockdown.

474
00:32:12.046 --> 00:32:14.656
Come on, I threatened a terrorist.
Who is that?

475
00:32:14.657 --> 00:32:19.708
There's only so much I can do, sir, when you
give the world's press your home address.

476
00:32:30.250 --> 00:32:31.522
Right there's fine.

477
00:32:35.771 --> 00:32:39.793
You're not the Mandarin, are you? Are you?

478
00:32:40.895 --> 00:32:44.755
You don't remember. Why I am not surprised?

479
00:32:44.756 --> 00:32:46.469
Don't take it personally, I don't
remember what I had for breakfast.

480
00:32:46.470 --> 00:32:48.926
- Gluten-free waffles, sir. - That's right.

481
00:32:48.927 --> 00:32:53.724
Look, I need to be alone with you,
someplace not here... it's urgent.

482
00:32:55.633 --> 00:32:59.249
Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,
but now I'm in a committed relationship

483
00:32:59.250 --> 00:33:03.328
- It's... with her. - Tony

484
00:33:04.311 --> 00:33:07.350
- Is somebody there?
- Yeah, it's Maya Hansen.

485
00:33:08.445 --> 00:33:12.726
Old botanist pal that I
used to know, barely.

486
00:33:12.727 --> 00:33:16.129
Please don't tell me that there is a 12-year-old
kid waiting in the car that I've never met.

487
00:33:16.130 --> 00:33:20.364
- He's 13. No, I need your help.
- What for? Why now?

488
00:33:20.365 --> 00:33:23.811
Because I read the papers, and, frankly,
I don't think you'll last the week.

489
00:33:23.812 --> 00:33:25.397
- I'll be fine. - I'm sorry.

490
00:33:25.398 --> 00:33:28.619
With Happy in the hospital, I didn't
know we were expecting guests.

491
00:33:28.620 --> 00:33:29.556
We weren't.

492
00:33:29.557 --> 00:33:31.322
- And old girlfriends! - She's not really.

493
00:33:31.323 --> 00:33:34.157
No, not really. It was just one night.

494
00:33:34.158 --> 00:33:37.556
- Yep. - That's how you did it, isn't it?

495
00:33:37.557 --> 00:33:38.544
It was a great night

496
00:33:38.545 --> 00:33:39.802
- Well... you know - Yeah.

497
00:33:39.803 --> 00:33:41.680
You have saved yourself a world of pain.

498
00:33:41.681 --> 00:33:42.554
- What? - Trust me.

499
00:33:42.555 --> 00:33:43.690
We're going out of town.

500
00:33:43.691 --> 00:33:45.557
- Okay, we've been through this. Nope.
- Yep!

501
00:33:45.558 --> 00:33:47.958
- The man says no.
- Immediately and indefinitely.

502
00:33:48.159 --> 00:33:49.553
- Great idea. Let's go.
- I'm sorry.

503
00:33:49.554 --> 00:33:51.837
That's a terrible idea.
Please don't touch her bags.

504
00:33:51.838 --> 00:33:53.743
Tony, this is how normal
people behave.

505
00:33:53.744 --> 00:33:55.875
I can't protect you out there.
I challenged.

506
00:33:55.876 --> 00:33:57.486
- Is that normal?
- Sadly, that...

507
00:33:57.487 --> 00:33:58.820
Yes, this is normal!

508
00:33:58.821 --> 00:34:01.670
- Is very normal
- It's a big bunny, relax about it!

509
00:34:01.671 --> 00:34:04.119
- Calm down!
- I got this for you.

510
00:34:04.120 --> 00:34:06.449
- I'm aware of that.
- You still haven't even told me that you liked it!

511
00:34:06.450 --> 00:34:07.138
I don't like it!

512
00:34:07.139 --> 00:34:08.979
I asked you three.
- You don't like it?!

513
00:34:08.980 --> 00:34:12.361
We are leaving the house, that's not even up for discussion.
- Guys... do we umm...

514
00:34:12.362 --> 00:34:15.696
- What?
- Do we need to worry about that?

515
00:35:04.205 --> 00:35:06.888
- I got you.
- I got you first.

516
00:35:06.889 --> 00:35:08.839
Like I said, we can't
stay here.

517
00:35:17.369 --> 00:35:19.441
Move! I'm right behind.

518
00:35:24.263 --> 00:35:25.824
Get her, I'm going to
find a way around.

519
00:35:26.284 --> 00:35:29.630
Stop stopping! Get her.
Get outside! Go!

520
00:35:52.831 --> 00:35:54.521
Oh my God.
Tony!

521
00:36:08.445 --> 00:36:10.265
Sir, Miss Potts is clear
of the structure.

522
00:36:43.422 --> 00:36:45.102
Jarvis, where's my flight power?

523
00:36:45.103 --> 00:36:47.127
Working on it, sir. This is
a prototype.

524
00:37:02.153 --> 00:37:03.230
That's one.

525
00:37:04.823 --> 00:37:07.907
Sir, the suit is not combat-ready.

526
00:37:22.959 --> 00:37:24.397
That's two.

527
00:38:37.180 --> 00:38:38.935
Tony!

528
00:39:13.100 --> 00:39:15.366
Sir, take a deep breath.

529
00:39:31.192 --> 00:39:32.755
Flight power restored.

530
00:39:48.098 --> 00:39:51.040
Sir. Sir!

531
00:39:51.829 --> 00:39:54.130
Alright, kill the
alarm. I got it.

532
00:39:54.131 --> 00:39:58.645
That's the emergency alert triggered by
the power dropping below 5%.

533
00:40:35.382 --> 00:40:38.349
Snow? Where are we,
upstate?

534
00:40:38.350 --> 00:40:41.004
We are 5 miles outside of
Rose Hills, Tennessee.

535
00:40:41.970 --> 00:40:43.152
Why?

536
00:40:43.539 --> 00:40:48.214
Jarvis! Not my idea! What are we
doing here, this is

537
00:40:48.215 --> 00:40:50.655
thousands of miles away? I've gotta get
Pepper, I've got to...

538
00:40:50.994 --> 00:40:52.284
I prepared a flight plan.

539
00:40:52.285 --> 00:40:53.791
This was the location.

540
00:40:53.792 --> 00:40:56.014
Who asked you? Open
the suit.

541
00:40:56.015 --> 00:40:58.750
I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.

542
00:40:58.751 --> 00:40:59.751
Open Eject.

543
00:41:06.177 --> 00:41:07.256
That's brisk!

544
00:41:15.387 --> 00:41:17.244
Maybe I'll just cozy back
up for a bit.

545
00:41:17.245 --> 00:41:20.429
I actually think I need
to sleep now, sir.

546
00:41:20.430 --> 00:41:21.183
Jarvis.

547
00:41:23.688 --> 00:41:24.958
Jarvis?

548
00:41:28.193 --> 00:41:29.463
Don't leave me, buddy.

549
00:41:50.988 --> 00:41:55.023
Stark Secure Server: Now transferring
to all known receivers.

550
00:41:55.024 --> 00:41:56.193
Pepper, it's me.

551
00:41:56.993 --> 00:42:01.288
I've got a lot of apologies to make and not
a lot of time, so first off.

552
00:42:02.188 --> 00:42:03.797
I'm so sorry I put you
in harm's way.

553
00:42:03.798 --> 00:42:06.126
That was selfish and stupid and
it won't happen again.

554
00:42:06.828 --> 00:42:10.605
Also, it's Christmas time. The
rabbit's too big. Done.

555
00:42:10.606 --> 00:42:12.125
Sorry.

556
00:42:12.126 --> 00:42:16.650
And I'm sorry in advance because...
I can't come home yet.

557
00:42:18.194 --> 00:42:21.728
I need to find this guy. You
gotta stay safe.

558
00:42:21.729 --> 00:42:23.188
That's all I know.

559
00:42:23.848 --> 00:42:26.455
I just stole a poncho from
a wooden Indian.

560
00:42:50.987 --> 00:42:52.586
Let's get you comfy.

561
00:42:54.677 --> 00:42:56.044
You happy now?

562
00:43:08.037 --> 00:43:09.193
Freeze!

563
00:43:10.261 --> 00:43:13.460
- Don't move.
- You got me.

564
00:43:15.841 --> 00:43:17.086
Nice potato gun.

565
00:43:17.986 --> 00:43:19.329
Barrel's a little long.

566
00:43:19.330 --> 00:43:23.223
Between that and the wide gauge, it's
going to diminish your FPS.

567
00:43:27.265 --> 00:43:28.810
And now you're out of ammo.

568
00:43:29.411 --> 00:43:30.828
What's that thing on
your chest?

569
00:43:32.242 --> 00:43:36.277
It's a electromagnet. You should know,
you've got a box of them right here.

570
00:43:36.717 --> 00:43:38.053
What does it power?

571
00:43:46.907 --> 00:43:48.243
Oh my God!

572
00:43:53.313 --> 00:43:56.920
- Is that Iron Man?
- Technically, I am.

573
00:43:56.921 --> 00:44:00.002
Technically, you're dead.

574
00:44:01.716 --> 00:44:04.462
- A valid point.
- What happened to him?

575
00:44:04.463 --> 00:44:07.207
Life. I built him. I take
care of him.

576
00:44:10.124 --> 00:44:12.210
I'll fix him.

577
00:44:12.211 --> 00:44:13.374
- Like a mechanic.
- Yeah.

578
00:44:15.830 --> 00:44:18.300
If I was building Iron Man
and War Machine,

579
00:44:18.301 --> 00:44:20.772
- It's Iron Patriot now.
- That's way cooler!

580
00:44:20.773 --> 00:44:21.934
No, it's not.

581
00:44:22.810 --> 00:44:26.409
Anyway, I would have
added in the retro...

582
00:44:26.410 --> 00:44:29.213
- Retro reflective panels?
- To make him stealth mode.

583
00:44:29.214 --> 00:44:30.546
- You want a stealth mode?
- Cool, right?

584
00:44:30.547 --> 00:44:33.075
That's actually a good idea.
Maybe I'll build one.

585
00:44:33.953 --> 00:44:35.358
Not a good idea!

586
00:44:35.359 --> 00:44:37.431
What are you doing? You're going
to break his finger?

587
00:44:37.432 --> 00:44:39.352
He's in pain. He's been injured.
Leave him alone.

588
00:44:39.670 --> 00:44:41.240
- Sorry.
- Are you?

589
00:44:43.117 --> 00:44:44.909
Don't worry about it.
I'll fix it.

590
00:44:45.483 --> 00:44:46.748
So, uh, who's home?

591
00:44:46.749 --> 00:44:51.808
Well, my mom already left for the diner and
dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers.

592
00:44:52.194 --> 00:44:55.104
I guess he won 'cause that
was six years ago.

593
00:44:57.713 --> 00:45:00.286
Which happens, dads leave. No need to
be a pussy about it.

594
00:45:00.287 --> 00:45:04.815
Here's what I need: a laptop, a
digital watch, a cell phone,

595
00:45:04.816 --> 00:45:07.906
The pneumatic actuator from
your bazooka over there,

596
00:45:07.907 --> 00:45:10.772
a map of town, a big spring,
and a tuna-fish sandwich.

597
00:45:10.773 --> 00:45:14.684
- What's in it for me?
- Salvation. What's his name?

598
00:45:14.685 --> 00:45:18.476
- Who?
- The kid that bullies you at school, what's his name?

599
00:45:18.477 --> 00:45:21.073
How'd you know that?

600
00:45:21.074 --> 00:45:22.753
I got just the thing.

601
00:45:25.016 --> 00:45:29.883
This is a pińata for a cricket. I'm kidding.
It's a very powerful weapon.

602
00:45:30.285 --> 00:45:32.943
Point it away from your face,
press the button on top,

603
00:45:32.944 --> 00:45:34.636
It discourages bullying.

604
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:37.760
Non-lethal, just to cover
one's ass.

605
00:45:37.761 --> 00:45:42.492
- Deal. Deal? What'd you say?
- Deal.

606
00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:45.795
- What's your name?
- Harley.

607
00:45:45.796 --> 00:45:47.195
- And you are...?
- The mechanic...

608
00:45:49.296 --> 00:45:50.446
Tony.

609
00:45:52.657 --> 00:45:54.509
You know what keeps going
through my head?

610
00:45:55.109 --> 00:45:56.750
Where's my sandwich?

611
00:46:34.865 --> 00:46:38.106
Stark Secure Server. Retinal
scan verified.

612
00:46:38.402 --> 00:46:39.487
Pepper, it's me.

613
00:46:39.778 --> 00:46:41.563
I've got a lot of apologies
to make

614
00:46:41.564 --> 00:46:43.298
and not a lot of time,
so first off.

615
00:46:43.637 --> 00:46:45.576
I'm so sorry I put you
in harm's way.

616
00:46:45.577 --> 00:46:48.331
That was selfish and stupid and
it won't happen again.

617
00:46:50.598 --> 00:46:52.929
Why were you at the
house tonight?

618
00:46:52.930 --> 00:46:56.391
What was so important that you
had to speak to Tony?

619
00:46:59.259 --> 00:47:01.966
I think that my boss is working
for the Mandarin.

620
00:47:03.803 --> 00:47:05.486
So if you still want
to talk about it,

621
00:47:05.487 --> 00:47:07.669
I suggest we get ourselves
someplace safe.

622
00:47:09.359 --> 00:47:12.173
Your boss works for the
Mandarin you think,

623
00:47:12.174 --> 00:47:15.064
but Tony says you're a botanist.

624
00:47:15.065 --> 00:47:18.555
That figures. What I actually am is a
biological DNA coder running a team of

625
00:47:18.556 --> 00:47:22.092
40 out of a privately-funded think tank,
but sure you can call me a "botanist".

626
00:47:24.490 --> 00:47:27.449
This boss of yours, does
he have a name?

627
00:47:27.450 --> 00:47:29.037
Yeah, Aldrich Killian.

628
00:47:31.846 --> 00:47:34.891
Well we took the house down sir, but
there's no sign of a body.

629
00:47:35.091 --> 00:47:36.503
- I see.
- No Stark.

630
00:47:36.603 --> 00:47:37.777
I have to go.

631
00:47:38.612 --> 00:47:41.035
The Master is about to record
and he's a little...

632
00:47:42.235 --> 00:47:43.657
Well you know how he gets.

633
00:47:43.658 --> 00:47:46.576
Keep your appointment tonight and
call me when it's done.

634
00:47:52.465 --> 00:47:55.063
Alright everybody. No talking and
no eye contact,

635
00:47:55.064 --> 00:47:57.037
unless you wanna get
shot in the face.

636
00:48:17.791 --> 00:48:19.458
The Master is travelling.

637
00:48:34.143 --> 00:48:36.142
Well then, what are we waiting for?

638
00:48:38.997 --> 00:48:41.243
The sandwich was fair, the
spring was a little

639
00:48:41.244 --> 00:48:43.394
rusty, the rest of the materials
I'll make do.

640
00:48:44.216 --> 00:48:46.759
By the way, when you said your
sister had a watch, I

641
00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:49.051
was kinda hoping for something
a little more than that.

642
00:48:49.526 --> 00:48:52.753
She's six! Anyway, it's limited edition.

643
00:48:53.352 --> 00:48:56.939
- When can we talk about New York?
- Maybe never, relax about it.

644
00:48:56.940 --> 00:48:58.507
- What about the Avengers, can you talk about them?
- I don't know. later.

645
00:48:58.508 --> 00:48:59.738
Hey kid, give me more space.

646
00:49:04.403 --> 00:49:08.062
What's the official story here?
What happened?

647
00:49:08.287 --> 00:49:12.221
I guess this guy named Chad Davis,
used to live roundabouts.

648
00:49:13.819 --> 00:49:16.012
Won a bunch of medals in the army.

649
00:49:16.249 --> 00:49:20.303
One day, folks said he went crazy
and made, you know, a bomb.

650
00:49:20.898 --> 00:49:23.823
Then he blew himself
up right here.

651
00:49:29.493 --> 00:49:31.740
- Six people died, right?
- Yeah.

652
00:49:31.741 --> 00:49:33.390
- Including Chad Davis?
- Yeah.

653
00:49:41.888 --> 00:49:43.221
Makes sense.

654
00:49:44.171 --> 00:49:47.496
Think about it. Six dead,
only five shadows.

655
00:49:47.497 --> 00:49:52.739
Yeah, but people said these shadows are
like the mark of souls gone to Heaven

656
00:49:53.302 --> 00:49:58.742
Except the bomb guy, he went to Hell on
account of he didn't get a shadow.

657
00:49:59.096 --> 00:50:02.245
- That's why there's only five.
- Do you buy that?

658
00:50:02.246 --> 00:50:03.845
That's what everyone says.

659
00:50:07.082 --> 00:50:09.818
You know what this crater
reminds me of?

660
00:50:09.819 --> 00:50:11.854
I have no idea. I don't care.

661
00:50:13.276 --> 00:50:18.639
That giant wormhole, in
um, in New York.

662
00:50:18.640 --> 00:50:19.981
Does it remind you?

663
00:50:20.782 --> 00:50:22.705
That's manipulative. I don't want
to talk about it.

664
00:50:22.706 --> 00:50:25.151
Are they coming back?
The aliens?

665
00:50:25.152 --> 00:50:26.713
Maybe, can you stop?

666
00:50:27.967 --> 00:50:30.094
Remember when I told you that
I have an anxiety issue?

667
00:50:30.095 --> 00:50:32.163
Does this subject make
you edgy?

668
00:50:32.164 --> 00:50:32.685
Yeah, a little bit.

669
00:50:32.686 --> 00:50:34.936
Can I just catch my breath
for a second?

670
00:50:34.937 --> 00:50:39.038
Are there bad guys in Rose Hills? Do you
need a plastic bag to breathe into?

671
00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:40.610
- Do you have medication?
- Nope.

672
00:50:40.895 --> 00:50:42.232
- Do you need to be on it?
- Probably.

673
00:50:42.233 --> 00:50:44.270
- Do you have PTSD?
- I don't think so.

674
00:50:44.271 --> 00:50:45.986
Are you going completely
mental?

675
00:50:45.987 --> 00:50:47.971
I can stop, do you want
me to stop?

676
00:50:47.972 --> 00:50:49.736
Remember when I said
to stop doing that?

677
00:50:49.737 --> 00:50:51.674
I swear to God, you're going
to freak me out.

678
00:50:53.716 --> 00:50:55.774
Ah man, you did it, didn't you?

679
00:50:55.775 --> 00:50:58.029
- You happy now?
- What did I say?

680
00:50:58.030 --> 00:51:02.343
Hey, wait up!
Wait, wait.

681
00:51:07.403 --> 00:51:09.121
What the hell was that?

682
00:51:13.014 --> 00:51:15.477
Your fault, you spazzed me out.

683
00:51:17.042 --> 00:51:19.047
Okay, back to business.
Where were we?

684
00:51:19.573 --> 00:51:24.358
The guy who died... relatives? Mom?
Mrs. Davis, where is she?

685
00:51:24.359 --> 00:51:27.360
- Where she always is.
- See, now you're being helpful.

686
00:51:33.125 --> 00:51:38.167
Sorry. Lady, this uh,

687
00:51:39.568 --> 00:51:41.178
Thank you.

688
00:51:43.501 --> 00:51:44.802
Nice haircut, suits you.

689
00:51:46.571 --> 00:51:49.074
- Nice watch.
- Yeah, limited edition.

690
00:51:49.474 --> 00:51:50.962
Oh, I don't doubt it.

691
00:51:52.619 --> 00:51:54.278
Well... have a good evening.

692
00:52:17.378 --> 00:52:21.271
Mrs. Davis, mind if
I join you?

693
00:52:21.272 --> 00:52:23.823
- Free country.
- It sure is.

694
00:52:28.826 --> 00:52:29.949
Alright,

695
00:52:31.893 --> 00:52:36.164
- Where'd you like to start?
- I just want to say I'm sorry about your loss.

696
00:52:36.717 --> 00:52:38.751
I want to know what you
think happened

697
00:52:42.450 --> 00:52:46.655
I brought your damn file.
You take it and go.

698
00:52:46.790 --> 00:52:49.880
Whatever was in here, he
wanted no part of it.

699
00:52:51.411 --> 00:52:55.357
Clearly, you were waiting for someone else.
Supposed to meet somebody here?

700
00:52:56.358 --> 00:52:57.368
Yeah.

701
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:14.287
Mrs. Davis, your son didn't kill
himself. I guarantee

702
00:53:14.288 --> 00:53:18.278
you he didn't kill anyone.
Someone used him.

703
00:53:19.226 --> 00:53:22.493
- What? - As a weapon.

704
00:53:26.284 --> 00:53:29.749
You're not the person who called
me after all, are you?

705
00:53:31.090 --> 00:53:32.704
Actually, I am.

706
00:53:35.779 --> 00:53:39.578
Hey, hey! What's all this about?
The hell's going on here?

707
00:53:39.579 --> 00:53:41.287
It's called an arrest.

708
00:53:42.667 --> 00:53:45.400
- Sheriff, is it?
- Yes ma'am, it is. And you are?

709
00:53:45.401 --> 00:53:49.844
- Homeland Security. We good here?
- No, we're not good.

710
00:53:49.845 --> 00:53:53.847
- I need a little more information than that.
- Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, Sheriff.

711
00:53:53.848 --> 00:53:58.149
Yeah, well, why don't you get on the
horn to Nashville and upgrade me?

712
00:53:58.150 --> 00:54:01.211
Alright, you know what, I was hoping
to do this the smart way, but uh,

713
00:54:01.331 --> 00:54:03.492
The fun way's always good.

714
00:54:04.693 --> 00:54:05.894
Deputy, get this woman and...

715
00:54:19.982 --> 00:54:22.702
Hey hot wings, you wanna party?
You and me, let's go.

716
00:54:35.736 --> 00:54:37.839
- Crazy, huh?
- Yeah.

717
00:54:39.859 --> 00:54:40.600
Watch this.

718
00:55:46.538 --> 00:55:49.380
You walked right into this one. I've dated
hotter chicks than you.

719
00:55:51.421 --> 00:55:55.664
That's all you got? Cheap trick
and a cheesy one-liner?

720
00:55:55.665 --> 00:55:58.026
Sweetheart, that could be the name
of my autobiography.

721
00:57:00.061 --> 00:57:02.102
- Let me go!
- Help me! Help me!

722
00:57:08.307 --> 00:57:10.788
Hey kid, what would you
like for Christmas?

723
00:57:10.789 --> 00:57:12.489
Mr. Stark, I am so sorry.

724
00:57:12.490 --> 00:57:15.630
No, no, I think he was trying to say
"I want my goddamn file."

725
00:57:15.952 --> 00:57:17.913
It's not your fault kid.

726
00:57:20.113 --> 00:57:21.854
Remember what I told you
about bullies?

727
00:57:27.677 --> 00:57:31.079
You like that, West World? That's
the thing about smart guys.

728
00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:33.761
We always cover our ass.

729
00:57:57.934 --> 00:57:59.815
You're welcome!

730
00:58:01.097 --> 00:58:04.559
- For what? Did I miss something?
- Me saving your life.

731
00:58:04.659 --> 00:58:07.160
A, Saved you first
B, Thanks, sort of

732
00:58:07.702 --> 00:58:10.322
And C, If you do someone a solid, don't
be a yurts alright,

733
00:58:10.323 --> 00:58:12.844
just play it cool otherwise you
come off grandiose.

734
00:58:14.545 --> 00:58:16.186
Unlike you?

735
00:58:17.307 --> 00:58:20.449
Admit it, you need me.
We're connected.

736
00:58:20.588 --> 00:58:22.850
What I need is for you to go home,
be with your mom,

737
00:58:22.851 --> 00:58:25.711
keep your trap shut, and
guard the suit.

738
00:58:25.712 --> 00:58:27.427
And stay connected to the
telephone because

739
00:58:27.428 --> 00:58:28.732
if I call you better
pick up. Okay?

740
00:58:28.733 --> 00:58:31.434
Can you feel that?
We're done here.

741
00:58:31.896 --> 00:58:34.537
Move out of the way or I'm going to
run you over. Bye kid.

742
00:58:41.646 --> 00:58:45.208
I'm sorry kid. You
did good.

743
00:58:45.209 --> 00:58:48.509
So now you're just going to leave
me here, like my dad?

744
00:58:49.525 --> 00:58:53.752
Yeah. Wait, you're guilt-tripping
me, aren't you?

745
00:58:53.753 --> 00:58:55.509
I'm cold.

746
00:58:55.850 --> 00:58:58.591
I can tell. You know how I can tell?

747
00:58:59.011 --> 00:59:00.352
'Cause we're connected.

748
00:59:04.655 --> 00:59:06.735
It was worth a shot.

749
00:59:20.050 --> 00:59:24.050
You get this, it's affordable,
it's gorgeous, It goes with any decor...

750
00:59:24.667 --> 00:59:26.607
What happened to the picture?

751
00:59:36.072 --> 00:59:38.594
The entire East coast... the
satellites are down.

752
00:59:39.150 --> 00:59:40.700
What about backup manual?

753
00:59:40.975 --> 00:59:42.457
We have an unauthorized broadcast

754
00:59:42.987 --> 00:59:45.031
Mr. Vice President, I think
you should see this.

755
00:59:47.751 --> 00:59:49.602
Oh my God, not again.

756
00:59:50.804 --> 00:59:52.834
Is the President getting this?

757
01:00:03.354 --> 01:00:05.255
Mr. President.

758
01:00:05.556 --> 01:00:07.356
Only two lessons remain.

759
01:00:08.038 --> 01:00:10.838
I intend to finish this before
Christmas morning.

760
01:00:12.080 --> 01:00:16.522
Meet Thomas Richards. Good strong
name, good strong job.

761
01:00:17.883 --> 01:00:22.486
Thomas here is an accountant for
the Roxxon Oil Corporation.

762
01:00:25.887 --> 01:00:27.810
And I'm sure he's a
really good guy.

763
01:00:31.051 --> 01:00:35.853
I'm going to shoot him in the head, live on
your television, in 30 seconds.

764
01:00:36.735 --> 01:00:41.337
The number for this telephone is in your
cell phone. Exciting, isn't it?

765
01:00:41.617 --> 01:00:43.698
Imagining how it got there.

766
01:00:43.897 --> 01:00:50.122
America, if your president calls me in
the next half-minute, Tom lives.

767
01:00:50.422 --> 01:00:51.382
Go.

768
01:00:54.165 --> 01:00:55.419
How did he hack my phone?

769
01:00:55.420 --> 01:00:57.326
We can't allow terrorists
to dictate

770
01:00:57.327 --> 01:00:58.533
I have to make this call.

771
01:00:58.534 --> 01:01:00.127
I'd strongly advise
against that.

772
01:01:00.128 --> 01:01:01.728
This is the right thing to do.

773
01:01:29.624 --> 01:01:32.097
There's just one lesson left,
President Ellis,

774
01:01:32.098 --> 01:01:34.306
so run away, hide, kiss your
children goodbye

775
01:01:34.307 --> 01:01:36.444
Because nothing, not your army,
not your red,

776
01:01:36.445 --> 01:01:38.350
white, and blue attack dog,
can save you.

777
01:01:41.992 --> 01:01:43.192
I'll see you soon.

778
01:01:46.034 --> 01:01:48.845
Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic
right now.

779
01:01:48.846 --> 01:01:51.517
Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.

780
01:01:51.518 --> 01:01:54.436
We have a possible point of origin in
Pakistan and the Patriot is ready to strike.

781
01:01:54.437 --> 01:01:55.358
- Right now!
- Yes, sir.

782
01:02:26.939 --> 01:02:27.898
Don't move!

783
01:02:35.103 --> 01:02:36.104
Uh, hang on a second.

784
01:02:37.144 --> 01:02:37.856
Hello.

785
01:02:37.857 --> 01:02:43.105
You ever look up and everything starts glowing
from the inside out, a kind of bright orange.

786
01:02:43.707 --> 01:02:46.150
- Yeah, I've had that. Who is this?
- It's me, pal.

787
01:02:46.151 --> 01:02:49.351
Now last time I went missing, if I remember
correctly, you came looking for me.

788
01:02:49.352 --> 01:02:52.469
- What are you doing?
- A little talking, making friends in Pakistan.

789
01:02:52.470 --> 01:02:53.775
What are you doing?

790
01:02:53.776 --> 01:02:57.156
Your re-design, your big re-brand,
that was AIM, right? - Yeah.

791
01:02:57.756 --> 01:03:01.438
I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comsat
right now, I need your login.

792
01:03:01.778 --> 01:03:03.617
Same as it's always been,
War Machine 68.

793
01:03:03.618 --> 01:03:04.580
And password please?

794
01:03:04.680 --> 01:03:07.167
Well, look, I gotta change it every time
you hack in, Tony.

795
01:03:07.168 --> 01:03:10.202
It's not the 80's, nobody says "hack"
anymore, give me your login.

796
01:03:11.724 --> 01:03:14.786
"WARMACHINEROX" with
an X, all caps.

797
01:03:18.288 --> 01:03:22.490
- Yeah okay.
- That is so much better than Iron Patriot.

798
01:03:30.450 --> 01:03:32.450
Very nice, very nice...

799
01:03:32.475 --> 01:03:33.775
I have one question for you...

800
01:03:34.500 --> 01:03:37.800
What would you like
for Christmas this year?

801
01:03:37.825 --> 01:03:40.525
Well David...

802
01:03:52.500 --> 01:03:54.500
One more time, Miss Elk Ridge everybody.

803
01:04:03.900 --> 01:04:06.142
That ain't gonna cut it.

804
01:04:08.823 --> 01:04:10.985
Excuse me sir, I don't know who...

805
01:04:13.706 --> 01:04:16.388
Mom, I need to call you back. Something
magical is happening.

806
01:04:17.108 --> 01:04:19.045
- Tony Stark is in my van.
- Keep it down.

807
01:04:19.046 --> 01:04:21.030
- Tony Stark is in my van!
- No, he's not.

808
01:04:21.031 --> 01:04:22.426
I knew you were still alive!

809
01:04:22.427 --> 01:04:24.072
Come on in and close the door.

810
01:04:29.115 --> 01:04:30.677
- Wow, can I just say sir?
- Yeah.

811
01:04:31.997 --> 01:04:32.942
I am your biggest fan.

812
01:04:32.943 --> 01:04:35.480
First, is this your van or
is anyone else gonna come in?

813
01:04:35.481 --> 01:04:36.669
No, no, it's just us.

814
01:04:36.670 --> 01:04:37.800
What's your name?

815
01:04:37.801 --> 01:04:38.995
- Gary.
- Gary.

816
01:04:40.221 --> 01:04:41.321
Oh wow.

817
01:04:41.322 --> 01:04:45.364
Right there's fine. I get a
lot of this, it's okay.

818
01:04:45.365 --> 01:04:46.684
Can I just say?

819
01:04:46.685 --> 01:04:50.449
- Yeah.
- I don't know if you can tell but I have like

820
01:04:50.969 --> 01:04:53.953
Patterned my whole look after you. My
hair's a little,

821
01:04:53.954 --> 01:04:56.611
it's not right because there's
some product in it.

822
01:04:56.612 --> 01:04:57.112
Right.

823
01:04:58.532 --> 01:05:00.847
I don't want to make things
awkward for you

824
01:05:00.848 --> 01:05:03.055
- No.
- But I do have to show you... boom!

825
01:05:04.297 --> 01:05:05.797
Hispanic Scott Baio?

826
01:05:06.937 --> 01:05:08.498
- Oh, I'm sorry, is that me?
- Yeah.

827
01:05:08.898 --> 01:05:11.797
It's... I mean. I had them do it
off a doll that I made,

828
01:05:11.798 --> 01:05:15.022
so it's not like it's off a picture. So
it's a little bit.

829
01:05:15.023 --> 01:05:17.543
Garry, for a moment, listen
to me here.

830
01:05:18.264 --> 01:05:20.213
I don't want to clip your
wings here.

831
01:05:20.214 --> 01:05:21.906
We're both a little over-excited.

832
01:05:22.226 --> 01:05:24.749
I got an issue. I'm chasing bad
guys, trying to grapple

833
01:05:24.750 --> 01:05:26.829
with something from some
hard-crypt data files.

834
01:05:26.830 --> 01:05:28.509
I don't have enough juice.

835
01:05:28.510 --> 01:05:32.311
I need you to jump on the roof,
recalibrate the ISDNs

836
01:05:32.912 --> 01:05:36.048
- Pump it up by about 40%.
- Got it.

837
01:05:36.049 --> 01:05:36.859
Alright, it's a mission.

838
01:05:36.860 --> 01:05:37.634
Yeah.

839
01:05:37.635 --> 01:05:39.297
Tony needs Gary.

840
01:05:39.797 --> 01:05:40.747
And Gary needs Tony.

841
01:05:40.748 --> 01:05:41.797
Be quiet about it.

842
01:05:41.998 --> 01:05:43.098
Go.

843
01:06:05.692 --> 01:06:08.614
What would you regard as the defining
moment of your life?

844
01:06:08.933 --> 01:06:12.576
Well uh, I think that would be the day I
decided not to let my injury beat me.

845
01:06:14.937 --> 01:06:17.860
- Can you please state your name for the camera?
- Ellen Brandt.

846
01:06:18.179 --> 01:06:22.542
Okay, so, the injections are
administered periodically.

847
01:06:22.543 --> 01:06:27.025
Addiction will not be tolerated and those who
cannot regulate will be cut from the program.

848
01:06:28.226 --> 01:06:35.310
Once misfits, cripples... you are the next
iteration of human evolution.

849
01:06:39.592 --> 01:06:43.523
Hi everybody. Before we start, I promise
you, looking back at your life there will be

850
01:06:43.524 --> 01:06:47.636
nothing as bitter as the memory of that glorious
risk that you prudently elected to forego.

851
01:06:49.137 --> 01:06:51.359
Today is your glory. Let's begin!

852
01:07:02.685 --> 01:07:05.965
We gotta get out of here! Gotta get out of here!
Get 'em out! Get 'em out of here!

853
01:07:12.571 --> 01:07:14.933
A bomb is not a bomb
when it's a misfire.

854
01:07:17.373 --> 01:07:19.655
This stuff doesn't always
work, right, pal?

855
01:07:20.055 --> 01:07:22.156
It's faulty, but you found a
buyer, didn't ya?

856
01:07:22.698 --> 01:07:24.718
Sold it to the Mandarin.

857
01:07:30.261 --> 01:07:33.582
What happened? Fun fact.

858
01:07:34.585 --> 01:07:37.346
Before he built rockets
for the Nazis.

859
01:07:37.705 --> 01:07:46.105
The idealistic Werner von Braun dreamed
of space travel... he stargazed.

860
01:07:47.711 --> 01:07:51.673
You know what he said when the
first V2 hit London?

861
01:07:52.394 --> 01:07:55.716
The rocket performed perfectly.

862
01:07:57.518 --> 01:07:59.799
It just landed on the wrong planet.

863
01:08:01.519 --> 01:08:06.402
See we all begin wide-eyed...
"pure science".

864
01:08:06.922 --> 01:08:11.165
Then the ego steps in,
the obsession

865
01:08:12.726 --> 01:08:18.968
And when you look up, you're
a long way from shore.

866
01:08:19.730 --> 01:08:26.134
You can't be too hard on yourself, Maya. I
mean you gave your research to a think tank.

867
01:08:26.135 --> 01:08:29.567
Yeah but Killian built that think tank
on military contracts.

868
01:08:29.568 --> 01:08:31.537
That's exactly what we used to do.

869
01:08:32.098 --> 01:08:33.659
So don't judge yourself.

870
01:08:35.619 --> 01:08:37.099
Thank you, Pepper.

871
01:08:39.021 --> 01:08:40.542
I really appreciate that.

872
01:08:48.427 --> 01:08:48.942
Hi, good evening

873
01:08:48.943 --> 01:08:50.208
- Good evening.
- Come on in.

874
01:08:52.588 --> 01:08:53.750
Maya, run!

875
01:08:56.071 --> 01:08:57.192
Hi Pepper.

876
01:08:59.433 --> 01:09:01.713
So you want to tell me why you were
at Stark's mansion last night?

877
01:09:01.714 --> 01:09:05.355
I'm trying to fix this thing. I didn't know you
and the Master were gonna blow the place up.

878
01:09:05.637 --> 01:09:09.617
Oh I see, so you were trying to save Stark...
when he threatened us

879
01:09:09.618 --> 01:09:11.058
I told you, Killian, we can use him.

880
01:09:12.881 --> 01:09:14.165
Pepper, Pepper, Pepper

881
01:09:14.166 --> 01:09:17.725
Look if we want to launch product
next year, I need Stark.

882
01:09:18.085 --> 01:09:21.184
He just lacked a decent incentive.
Now he has one.

883
01:09:25.956 --> 01:09:31.189
This is Support Team Blue-0, sending coordinates
for suspected Mandarin broadcast point of origin.

884
01:09:31.190 --> 01:09:31.765
Copy.

885
01:09:40.098 --> 01:09:41.177
Nobody move!

886
01:09:46.101 --> 01:09:49.208
Support Blue-0, unless the Mandarin's
next attack on the U.S.

887
01:09:49.209 --> 01:09:52.264
involves cheaply-made sportswear, I think
you messed up again.

888
01:09:53.785 --> 01:09:58.747
Yes, you're free, if you weren't
before. Yes ma'am.

889
01:09:58.948 --> 01:10:02.710
Iron Patriot on the job, happy to help,
no need to thank me, it's my pleasure.

890
01:10:11.756 --> 01:10:14.258
Savin, I've acquired the Patriot armor.

891
01:10:14.259 --> 01:10:18.199
You want this suit? You gonna have
to pry at my cold dead body out of it.

892
01:10:18.200 --> 01:10:19.680
That's the plan, Colonel.

893
01:10:21.320 --> 01:10:23.576
Harley, tell me what is happening,
give me a full report.

894
01:10:23.677 --> 01:10:27.284
Yeah, I'm still eating that candy, do you
want me to keep eating it?

895
01:10:27.685 --> 01:10:28.685
How much did you have?

896
01:10:28.686 --> 01:10:29.686
Two or three bowls.

897
01:10:29.687 --> 01:10:31.991
- Can you still see straight?
- Sort of.

898
01:10:31.992 --> 01:10:33.967
That means you're fine,
give me Jarvis.

899
01:10:34.409 --> 01:10:35.470
Jarvis, how are we?

900
01:10:35.471 --> 01:10:37.896
It's totally fine sir. I seem to do quite
well for a stretch and

901
01:10:37.897 --> 01:10:40.178
then at the end of the sentence I
say the wrong cranberry.

902
01:10:40.472 --> 01:10:43.819
And sir, you were right. Once I factored
in available AIM downlink

903
01:10:43.820 --> 01:10:47.116
facilities I was able to pinpoint the
Mandarin's broadcast signal.

904
01:10:47.816 --> 01:10:51.919
What're we talkin'? The Far East, Europe, North
Africa, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, where is it?

905
01:10:52.219 --> 01:10:53.540
Actually, sir, it's in Miami.

906
01:10:54.041 --> 01:10:57.651
Okay, kid, I'm going to have to walk
you through rebooting Jarvis's

907
01:10:57.652 --> 01:10:59.783
speech drive, but not right now.

908
01:11:00.208 --> 01:11:01.283
Harley, where is he really?

909
01:11:01.284 --> 01:11:03.164
Just look on the screen and
tell me where it is.

910
01:11:04.726 --> 01:11:06.171
Um... it does say Miami, Florida.

911
01:11:06.172 --> 01:11:08.728
Okay, first things first,
I need the armor.

912
01:11:08.968 --> 01:11:10.242
Where are we at with it?

913
01:11:10.243 --> 01:11:11.410
Uh, it's not charging.

914
01:11:18.334 --> 01:11:22.119
Actually, sir, it is charging, but
the power source is questionable.

915
01:11:22.420 --> 01:11:24.658
It may not succeed in revitalizing
the Mark 42.

916
01:11:24.659 --> 01:11:26.948
What's questionable about electricity?

917
01:11:26.949 --> 01:11:30.061
Alright, it's my suit and I can't...
I'm not gonna... I don't wanna...

918
01:11:31.101 --> 01:11:34.463
- Oh God, not again.
- Tony

919
01:11:36.425 --> 01:11:39.646
Are you having another attack? I
didn't even mention New York.

920
01:11:39.647 --> 01:11:43.429
Right, and then you just said it, by name,
while denying having said it.

921
01:11:43.430 --> 01:11:44.609
Okay, um, uh

922
01:11:47.352 --> 01:11:48.964
Oh God, what am I gonna do?

923
01:11:48.965 --> 01:11:51.113
Just breathe, really just breathe.

924
01:11:52.314 --> 01:11:55.836
- You're a mechanic, right?
- Right.

925
01:11:57.036 --> 01:12:00.397
- You said so.
- Yes, I did.

926
01:12:01.358 --> 01:12:03.400
What don't you just build something?

927
01:12:16.208 --> 01:12:19.009
Okay, thanks kid.

928
01:14:03.030 --> 01:14:07.273
Why is it so hot in here? I told
you to put it at 68.

929
01:14:08.073 --> 01:14:11.875
My fault again... let me tell you something
sweetheart, I am not your personal...

930
01:15:14.992 --> 01:15:16.874
I wouldn't go in there for twenty minutes!

931
01:15:18.294 --> 01:15:21.528
- Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
- That's me.

932
01:15:21.529 --> 01:15:23.731
Ah, Nessie.

933
01:15:24.017 --> 01:15:28.603
Did you know that fortune cookies
aren't even Chinese?

934
01:15:28.604 --> 01:15:31.021
There's some guy over here.

935
01:15:31.022 --> 01:15:33.785
They're made by Americans,
based on the Japanese recipes.

936
01:15:33.786 --> 01:15:34.469
- Hey!

937
01:15:36.571 --> 01:15:38.596
Bloody hell. Bloody hell.

938
01:15:38.597 --> 01:15:40.206
- Don't move.
- I am not moving.

939
01:15:40.207 --> 01:15:42.893
If you want something, take it, although
the guns are all fake

940
01:15:42.894 --> 01:15:45.410
because those wankers wouldn't trust
me with the real ones.

941
01:15:45.411 --> 01:15:47.791
- What?
- Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?

942
01:15:48.352 --> 01:15:52.894
Heard enough. You're not him, the Mandarin,
the real guy, where?

943
01:15:53.895 --> 01:15:58.217
- Where's the Mandarin? Where is he?
- He's here. He's here.

944
01:15:58.437 --> 01:16:01.239
- But he's not here. He's here but he's not here.
- What do you mean?

945
01:16:01.339 --> 01:16:03.726
It's complicated, hey, it's
complicated, alright?

946
01:16:03.727 --> 01:16:05.061
- It is?
- It's complicated.

947
01:16:05.062 --> 01:16:06.606
Uncomplicate it. Ladies out, get out
of the bed

948
01:16:06.607 --> 01:16:07.942
get in the bathroom.

949
01:16:10.693 --> 01:16:11.302
Sit.

950
01:16:21.150 --> 01:16:24.334
My name is Trevor, Trevor Slattery.

951
01:16:24.335 --> 01:16:25.674
What are you?

952
01:16:26.834 --> 01:16:28.861
What're you a decoy? You're
a double, right?

953
01:16:28.862 --> 01:16:30.716
What? No. An understudy?
Absolutely not.

954
01:16:31.477 --> 01:16:33.318
Don't hurt the face!
I'm an actor.

955
01:16:34.417 --> 01:16:37.171
You got a minute to live, fill it
with words.

956
01:16:37.872 --> 01:16:41.163
It's just a role. "The Mandarin", see,
it's not real.

957
01:16:41.483 --> 01:16:43.083
Then how did you get here,
Trevor?

958
01:16:45.765 --> 01:16:51.390
Um, well, uh, I have a little problem
with, um, substances,

959
01:16:51.391 --> 01:16:56.171
and I ended up doing things...
no two ways about it

960
01:16:56.172 --> 01:16:59.453
- In the street that a man shouldn't do.
- Next!

961
01:16:59.454 --> 01:17:04.856
Then, they approached me about the role
and they knew about the drugs.

962
01:17:04.857 --> 01:17:06.473
What'd they say they'd get
you off them?

963
01:17:06.474 --> 01:17:07.498
Said they'd give me more.

964
01:17:07.858 --> 01:17:10.922
They gave me things. They gave
me this palace.

965
01:17:10.923 --> 01:17:14.182
They gave me plastic surgery. They
gave me things.

966
01:17:15.903 --> 01:17:17.303
Did you just nod off?

967
01:17:18.464 --> 01:17:22.547
No, and a lovely speedboat! And the
thing was, he needed someone.

968
01:17:22.948 --> 01:17:26.550
To take credit for some
"accidental explosions".

969
01:17:30.110 --> 01:17:30.951
"He"?

970
01:17:33.592 --> 01:17:35.794
- Killian?
- Killian.

971
01:17:35.795 --> 01:17:38.117
- He created you?
- He created me.

972
01:17:39.317 --> 01:17:41.518
- Custom-made terror threat
- Yes!

973
01:17:42.198 --> 01:17:47.121
Yes, his think tank thinked it up, the
pathology of the serial killer.

974
01:17:47.561 --> 01:17:50.603
The manipulation of Western
iconography.

975
01:17:51.043 --> 01:17:55.247
Ready for another lesson?
Blah blah blah.

976
01:17:57.047 --> 01:18:00.007
Of course, it was my performance that
brought the Mandarin to life.

977
01:18:00.229 --> 01:18:05.572
Your performance? Where
people die?

978
01:18:06.532 --> 01:18:09.034
No, no, look around you,
costumes, green screen.

979
01:18:09.334 --> 01:18:13.576
Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this
stuff, and when I was, movie magic, love.

980
01:18:13.816 --> 01:18:17.258
I'm sorry but I got a best friend who's in
a coma and he might not wake up.

981
01:18:17.259 --> 01:18:20.741
So you're going to have to answer for that.
You're still going down, pal.

982
01:18:27.123 --> 01:18:29.926
Okay, Trevor, what'd you tell him?

983
01:18:30.627 --> 01:18:32.707
- I didn't tell him anything.
- Nothing?

984
01:18:34.228 --> 01:18:36.950
- No.
- You should have pressed the panic button.

985
01:18:37.790 --> 01:18:39.832
Well I panicked, but then
I handled it.

986
01:19:02.254 --> 01:19:03.974
Just like old times, huh?

987
01:19:03.975 --> 01:19:06.656
Oh yeah, with zip-ties.
It's a ball.

988
01:19:06.936 --> 01:19:08.200
It wasn't my idea.

989
01:19:08.201 --> 01:19:10.659
Okay, so you took
Killian's card

990
01:19:10.660 --> 01:19:11.609
I took his money.

991
01:19:11.710 --> 01:19:14.421
And here you are 13 years
later in a dungeon.

992
01:19:14.621 --> 01:19:15.502
- No.
- Yeah.

993
01:19:15.602 --> 01:19:19.624
- No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go.
- Yeah...

994
01:19:23.506 --> 01:19:27.859
A lot's happened Tony,
and I'm close.

995
01:19:28.149 --> 01:19:31.210
Extremis is practically stable.

996
01:19:31.211 --> 01:19:31.550
I'm telling you it isn't.

997
01:19:31.551 --> 01:19:36.214
I'm on the street, people are going 'bang', they're
painting the walls. Maya, you're kidding yourself.

998
01:19:36.215 --> 01:19:39.095
Then help me fix it.

999
01:19:43.119 --> 01:19:44.120
Did I do that?

1000
01:19:46.281 --> 01:19:48.683
- Yes.
- I remember the night, not the morning.

1001
01:19:49.404 --> 01:19:50.584
Is this what you've been
chasing around?

1002
01:19:50.585 --> 01:19:52.186
- You don't remember?
- I can't help you.

1003
01:19:53.886 --> 01:19:59.089
You used to have a moral psychology.
You used to have ideals.

1004
01:20:00.009 --> 01:20:03.852
Wanted to help people, now
look at you.

1005
01:20:05.453 --> 01:20:07.674
I get to wake up every morning
with someone who...

1006
01:20:10.401 --> 01:20:11.601
still has a soul.

1007
01:20:17.981 --> 01:20:22.583
Get me out of here, come on.

1008
01:20:24.424 --> 01:20:29.507
You know what my old man used to say to me?
One of his favorite of many sayings.

1009
01:20:30.467 --> 01:20:34.989
"The early bird gets the worm, the second
mouse gets the cheese".

1010
01:20:34.990 --> 01:20:37.603
You're not still pissed off about
the Switzerland thing, are you?

1011
01:20:37.604 --> 01:20:38.952
How can I be pissed with you, Tony?

1012
01:20:39.672 --> 01:20:41.843
I'm here to thank you. You gave me the

1013
01:20:41.844 --> 01:20:44.115
greatest gift that anybody's
ever given me.

1014
01:20:44.475 --> 01:20:47.887
Desperation. If you think
back to Switzerland,

1015
01:20:47.888 --> 01:20:50.639
you said you'd meet me on
the rooftop, right?

1016
01:20:51.420 --> 01:20:56.753
Well for the first 20 minutes, I actually
thought you'd show up.

1017
01:20:57.054 --> 01:20:59.103
For the next hour, I uhh...

1018
01:21:00.203 --> 01:21:06.868
Well I considered taking that one step
shortcut to the lobby, if you know what I mean.

1019
01:21:06.869 --> 01:21:09.829
Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out
what happened to the first mouse.

1020
01:21:09.830 --> 01:21:13.606
But as I looked out over that city, nobody
knew I was there,

1021
01:21:13.707 --> 01:21:16.334
nobody could see me, no one
was even looking.

1022
01:21:16.534 --> 01:21:21.678
I had a thought that would guide
me for years to come.

1023
01:21:22.597 --> 01:21:23.918
Anonymity, Tony.

1024
01:21:25.399 --> 01:21:28.583
Thanks to you, it's been my mantra
ever since, right?

1025
01:21:28.584 --> 01:21:30.882
You simply rule from behind
the scenes.

1026
01:21:30.883 --> 01:21:33.204
Because the second you
give evil a face

1027
01:21:33.364 --> 01:21:37.026
Bin Laden, Gaddafi, The Mandarin

1028
01:21:37.207 --> 01:21:38.349
You hand the people a target.

1029
01:21:38.350 --> 01:21:39.327
You're something else.

1030
01:21:42.372 --> 01:21:43.649
You have met him, I assume?

1031
01:21:43.650 --> 01:21:44.973
Yeah, Sir Laurence Obliviate.

1032
01:21:45.254 --> 01:21:48.416
I know he's a little over the top sometimes...
it's not entirely my fault.

1033
01:21:48.417 --> 01:21:50.578
He has a tend... he's
a stage actor.

1034
01:21:51.377 --> 01:21:53.939
They say his Lear was the toast of
Croydon, wherever that is.

1035
01:21:54.539 --> 01:21:58.941
Anyway, the point is ever since that big
dude with the hammer fell out of the sky.

1036
01:21:59.822 --> 01:22:01.624
Subtlety's kinda had its day.

1037
01:22:01.943 --> 01:22:03.504
What's next for you in your world?

1038
01:22:03.505 --> 01:22:08.348
Well, I wanted to repay you for the self
same gift you so graciously imparted to me.

1039
01:22:15.831 --> 01:22:20.673
Desperation. Now, this is live. I'm not
sure if you can tell.

1040
01:22:21.195 --> 01:22:26.976
But at this moment the body is trying to decide
whether to accept Extremis or just give up.

1041
01:22:26.977 --> 01:22:32.599
And if it gives up, I have to say the
detonation is quite spectacular.

1042
01:22:34.482 --> 01:22:37.204
But until that point, it's really
just a lot of pain.

1043
01:22:37.923 --> 01:22:41.607
We haven't even talked
salary yet.

1044
01:22:42.407 --> 01:22:45.292
What kind of perk package
are you thinking of?

1045
01:22:45.393 --> 01:22:46.530
Let him go.

1046
01:22:48.289 --> 01:22:53.453
- Hold on, hold on. Maya
- I said let him go!

1047
01:22:54.134 --> 01:22:55.442
What are you doing?

1048
01:22:55.443 --> 01:22:58.616
1200ccs, a dose half of this
size and I'm dead.

1049
01:22:59.096 --> 01:23:02.740
It's times like this my temper
is tested somewhat.

1050
01:23:02.741 --> 01:23:04.820
Maya, give me the injector.

1051
01:23:04.821 --> 01:23:10.263
If I die Killian, what happens to your soldiers?
What happens to your product?

1052
01:23:10.264 --> 01:23:11.463
We're not doing this, okay?

1053
01:23:11.464 --> 01:23:13.905
What happens to you? What happens
if you go too hot?

1054
01:23:27.433 --> 01:23:31.836
The good news is, a high level position
has just been vacated.

1055
01:23:40.062 --> 01:23:43.082
- You're a maniac.
- No, I'm a visionary.

1056
01:23:45.044 --> 01:23:49.606
But I do own a maniac, and he takes
the stage tonight.

1057
01:23:53.328 --> 01:23:56.972
Once we get the Iron Patriot installed, it'll
take me 9 to 10 minutes for a take down.

1058
01:23:58.211 --> 01:24:00.932
That's great. The last time I looked
there was somebody inside of it.

1059
01:24:07.016 --> 01:24:08.658
Afternoon, gentlemen.

1060
01:24:11.699 --> 01:24:14.380
Hello Colonel.

1061
01:24:14.381 --> 01:24:16.022
Step aside.

1062
01:24:24.147 --> 01:24:26.910
We'll get you out of there,
don't worry.

1063
01:24:27.111 --> 01:24:28.989
You'll damage the armor.

1064
01:24:29.469 --> 01:24:33.272
Yes, I will, but you can
fix it, right?

1065
01:24:34.152 --> 01:24:37.394
I'm going to take the suit up to base
camp, and I want Potts with me.

1066
01:24:37.995 --> 01:24:40.116
She's still in Phase 2.

1067
01:24:40.896 --> 01:24:43.418
You're not going deaf, are ya?

1068
01:24:58.887 --> 01:25:00.968
Careful there, it's a limited edition.

1069
01:25:01.489 --> 01:25:03.729
Hey, uh, ponytail express.

1070
01:25:04.170 --> 01:25:07.211
What is the mileage count between Tennessee
and Miami? - 832 miles.

1071
01:25:07.532 --> 01:25:08.573
Very nice.

1072
01:25:08.800 --> 01:25:09.855
I'm good like that.

1073
01:25:11.134 --> 01:25:13.655
- Can you uh, stop that?
- Break it, you bought it.

1074
01:25:15.680 --> 01:25:16.180
I think I bought it.

1075
01:25:16.418 --> 01:25:19.612
Okay, that wasn't mine to give away, that
belongs to my friend's sister,

1076
01:25:19.613 --> 01:25:22.862
and that's why I'm gonna
kill you first.

1077
01:25:23.341 --> 01:25:24.462
- What're ya gonna do to me?
- You'll see.

1078
01:25:24.862 --> 01:25:28.384
- You're zip-tied to a bed.
- This.

1079
01:25:31.866 --> 01:25:33.307
That.

1080
01:25:37.629 --> 01:25:39.071
Are you comin' out?

1081
01:25:41.872 --> 01:25:46.034
Do not open, do not open, don't open, don't
open, don't-Alright, let's go.

1082
01:25:53.318 --> 01:25:56.041
You breathe fire? Okay.

1083
01:25:59.642 --> 01:26:02.644
It's a glorious day, Savin.

1084
01:26:02.964 --> 01:26:08.608
This time tomorrow, I'll have the West's
most powerful leader in one hand.

1085
01:26:08.609 --> 01:26:11.809
And the world's most feared
terrorist in the other.

1086
01:26:12.650 --> 01:26:14.771
I'll own the War on Terror.

1087
01:26:16.252 --> 01:26:21.136
Creates supply and demand for you
and your brothers and sisters.

1088
01:26:24.297 --> 01:26:29.500
Trust me, you're gonna' in a puddle of
blood on the ground in 5, 4, 3, Come on!, 2

1089
01:26:32.061 --> 01:26:33.012
How did we get this shit?

1090
01:26:33.013 --> 01:26:35.893
Alright, I'm going to give you a chance to
escape, put down your weapons.

1091
01:26:36.864 --> 01:26:41.126
And tie yourselves into those chairs
and I'll let you live. In 5, 4, bang.

1092
01:26:42.907 --> 01:26:45.361
You should be gone by now, you
should have already been gone.

1093
01:26:45.362 --> 01:26:46.470
I'm just beyond terrified.

1094
01:26:46.471 --> 01:26:47.949
Here it comes.

1095
01:26:48.351 --> 01:26:49.953
3, 4

1096
01:26:49.954 --> 01:26:51.953
- Shut up.
- 5...4...3...2...1.

1097
01:26:52.752 --> 01:26:53.953
I told you.

1098
01:27:06.921 --> 01:27:07.963
Where's the rest?

1099
01:28:05.235 --> 01:28:09.238
Honestly, I hate working here...
they are so weird.

1100
01:28:14.922 --> 01:28:16.162
Better late than never.

1101
01:28:22.169 --> 01:28:23.929
Not this time. Not the face.

1102
01:28:25.787 --> 01:28:28.083
Phew, it's good to be back. Hello,
by the way.

1103
01:28:28.084 --> 01:28:28.879
Oh, hello sir.

1104
01:28:35.003 --> 01:28:37.316
All personnel, Stark is loose and
somewhere in the compound.

1105
01:28:37.317 --> 01:28:39.397
Repeat: Stark is loose and somewhere
in the compound.

1106
01:28:41.580 --> 01:28:43.141
Ah, crap.

1107
01:28:55.548 --> 01:28:58.128
- Tony.
- Rudy, tell me that was you in the suit.

1108
01:28:58.129 --> 01:28:59.409
No, you got yours?

1109
01:28:59.410 --> 01:29:02.712
Uh, um, kind of. Main house
as fast as you can.

1110
01:29:02.713 --> 01:29:03.993
Somebody I'd like you to meet.

1111
01:29:09.445 --> 01:29:11.466
You, you. Move!
Get out!

1112
01:29:11.467 --> 01:29:13.439
The room is secure. I have eyes
on the Mandarin.

1113
01:29:13.740 --> 01:29:15.949
What's this? I had winner's.

1114
01:29:24.348 --> 01:29:25.555
What've you come as?

1115
01:29:25.556 --> 01:29:27.791
Make a move and I'll break
your face.

1116
01:29:29.271 --> 01:29:32.753
I never thought people had been hurt.
They lied to me.

1117
01:29:33.434 --> 01:29:34.655
This is the Mandarin?

1118
01:29:34.656 --> 01:29:36.515
I know, it's, it's embarrassing.

1119
01:29:36.516 --> 01:29:38.477
Hi, I'm Trevor,
Trevor Slattery.

1120
01:29:38.478 --> 01:29:42.413
I know I'm shorter in person, I'm a bit
small, everyone says that but, uh, hey

1121
01:29:42.414 --> 01:29:45.960
if you're here to arrest me, there are
some people who I'd like to roll on.

1122
01:29:45.961 --> 01:29:47.141
Here's how it works,
Meryl Streep.

1123
01:29:47.142 --> 01:29:49.222
You tell him where Pepper
is and he'll stop doing it.

1124
01:29:49.602 --> 01:29:52.924
Doing what? Oh, I get it! Ow!
That hurt! I get it! I get it!

1125
01:29:52.925 --> 01:29:56.847
I do not know about any Pepper,
but I know about the plan.

1126
01:29:56.848 --> 01:29:59.009
- Spill.
- Do you know what they did to my suit?

1127
01:29:59.368 --> 01:30:02.954
What? No. But I do know what's happening
off the coast.

1128
01:30:02.955 --> 01:30:06.732
Something to do with uh... a big boat.
I can take you there.

1129
01:30:07.170 --> 01:30:10.370
Oh! Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé...

1130
01:30:10.896 --> 01:30:13.417
Tony, I swear to God, I'm going
to blow his face off.

1131
01:30:13.418 --> 01:30:16.938
Oh this next bit may include the
Vice President as well.

1132
01:30:17.980 --> 01:30:19.735
- Is that important?
- Somewhat.

1133
01:30:19.736 --> 01:30:21.022
Yeah, a little bit.

1134
01:30:24.207 --> 01:30:25.912
- So?
- Uh, what are we gonna do.

1135
01:30:26.513 --> 01:30:29.730
We don't have any transport.

1136
01:30:30.752 --> 01:30:34.155
Hey, Ringo, didn't you say something
about a "lovely speedboat"?

1137
01:30:36.576 --> 01:30:39.025
If he's right about the location, we're
20 minutes from where Pepper is.

1138
01:30:39.026 --> 01:30:41.546
But we also have to figure out this
Vice President thing, right?

1139
01:30:41.721 --> 01:30:44.562
I wonder who I'm calling right now.
Oh, that's the Vice President.

1140
01:30:46.483 --> 01:30:49.003
- Hello.
- Sir, this is Tony Stark.

1141
01:30:49.685 --> 01:30:51.073
Welcome back to the land
of the living.

1142
01:30:51.074 --> 01:30:53.314
We believe you're about to be drawn
into the Mandarin campaign,

1143
01:30:53.315 --> 01:30:55.527
and we've got to get you somewhere safe
as soon as possible.

1144
01:30:55.528 --> 01:31:00.211
Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey roast ham
surrounded by the agency's finest.

1145
01:31:00.212 --> 01:31:03.312
And the President is safe on Air Force One
with Colonel Rhodes.

1146
01:31:03.412 --> 01:31:04.874
I think we're good here.

1147
01:31:04.875 --> 01:31:06.814
Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes!

1148
01:31:06.955 --> 01:31:08.933
They're using the Iron Patriot
as a trojan horse.

1149
01:31:08.934 --> 01:31:09.796
They're gonna take out

1150
01:31:09.797 --> 01:31:12.458
the President somehow. We have to
immediately alert that plane.

1151
01:31:12.658 --> 01:31:15.159
Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security
lock it down. If need be,

1152
01:31:15.160 --> 01:31:18.439
they can have F22s in the air in 30 seconds.
Thank you, Colonel.

1153
01:31:18.440 --> 01:31:19.334
Rhodes and Stark out.

1154
01:31:21.243 --> 01:31:22.560
Everything okay, sir?

1155
01:31:24.062 --> 01:31:25.585
Couldn't be better.

1156
01:31:32.270 --> 01:31:34.931
I love you, baby.

1157
01:31:54.322 --> 01:31:57.383
Colonel Rhodes. Glad to see
you could make it, son.

1158
01:31:57.485 --> 01:31:58.566
I feel safer already.

1159
01:32:04.168 --> 01:32:05.449
We gotta make a decision.
We can either save

1160
01:32:05.450 --> 01:32:07.450
the President or Pepper.
We can't do both.

1161
01:32:07.670 --> 01:32:09.351
Sir, I have an update
from Malibu.

1162
01:32:09.651 --> 01:32:11.557
The cranes have finally
arrived and the

1163
01:32:11.558 --> 01:32:13.654
cellar doors are being
cleared as we speak.

1164
01:32:14.214 --> 01:32:15.635
And what about the suit
I'm wearing?

1165
01:32:15.636 --> 01:32:17.336
The armor is now at 92%.

1166
01:32:18.395 --> 01:32:19.716
That's gonna have to do.

1167
01:32:29.383 --> 01:32:31.112
Oh, here he comes, here he comes,
get a quick picture.

1168
01:32:31.113 --> 01:32:31.613
Sure.

1169
01:32:49.474 --> 01:32:51.397
Is everything all right,
Colonel?

1170
01:33:22.213 --> 01:33:24.776
It is an honor,
Mr. President.

1171
01:33:25.255 --> 01:33:27.597
If you're gonna do it, do it.

1172
01:33:27.797 --> 01:33:29.190
Woh. Cool your boots, Sir.

1173
01:33:29.191 --> 01:33:31.188
That's not how the
Mandarin works.

1174
01:33:31.189 --> 01:33:33.790
Sir. Air Force One's
been compromised.

1175
01:33:33.930 --> 01:33:35.704
Internal shots, temperature
spikes.

1176
01:33:35.705 --> 01:33:36.867
Get me eyes on it now.

1177
01:33:36.868 --> 01:33:38.513
Image coming through now, Sir.

1178
01:33:41.196 --> 01:33:43.536
Is that Rhodes?

1179
01:34:11.853 --> 01:34:14.853
The President.
Now.

1180
01:34:15.335 --> 01:34:16.816
He's not here.

1181
01:34:20.339 --> 01:34:22.303
Try the jet stream.

1182
01:34:24.005 --> 01:34:26.101
Speaking of which, go fish!

1183
01:34:48.454 --> 01:34:50.895
Walk away from that, you
son of a bitch.

1184
01:35:03.563 --> 01:35:06.205
- How many in the air?
- Thirteen, sir.

1185
01:35:07.666 --> 01:35:09.466
- How many can I carry
- Four, sir.

1186
01:35:19.473 --> 01:35:22.736
Slow down, slow down. Relax, what's
your name? Heather..

1187
01:35:30.740 --> 01:35:33.274
Listen to me, see that guy?

1188
01:35:33.275 --> 01:35:34.693
I'm gonna swing by him

1189
01:35:34.694 --> 01:35:35.983
and you're just gonna grab him.

1190
01:35:35.984 --> 01:35:37.203
You got it?

1191
01:35:39.166 --> 01:35:41.157
I will electrify your arm,

1192
01:35:41.158 --> 01:35:42.926
you won't be able to open
your hand.

1193
01:35:44.352 --> 01:35:45.552
You can do this, Heather.

1194
01:35:54.373 --> 01:35:57.114
Easy, see? Eleven
more to go.

1195
01:35:59.976 --> 01:36:01.872
Remember that game called
Barrel of Monkeys?

1196
01:36:01.873 --> 01:36:03.179
That's what we're going to do.

1197
01:36:03.180 --> 01:36:04.051
18,000 feet.

1198
01:36:04.652 --> 01:36:06.621
Come on, people! Everybody, grab
your monkey!

1199
01:36:11.302 --> 01:36:14.585
- Nice!
- 10,000 feet.

1200
01:36:17.827 --> 01:36:19.788
- 6,000 feet.
- Come on, people.

1201
01:36:20.629 --> 01:36:22.270
Come on, come on, come on

1202
01:36:26.113 --> 01:36:29.475
- Yeah!
- 1000 feet.

1203
01:36:30.995 --> 01:36:33.740
400 feet. 200 feet,
sir.

1204
01:36:33.741 --> 01:36:35.618
It's a tricky monkey,
let's get him.

1205
01:36:35.958 --> 01:36:37.719
Hello.

1206
01:37:00.212 --> 01:37:01.941
Nice work guys.
Excellent.

1207
01:37:01.942 --> 01:37:04.334
Good team effort all around.
Go us.

1208
01:37:04.975 --> 01:37:07.696
Alright, Jarvis, but it's only half done,
we still gotta get Pepp...

1209
01:37:15.501 --> 01:37:18.023
That came out of nowhere.

1210
01:37:18.863 --> 01:37:19.780
Gimme some good news man.

1211
01:37:19.781 --> 01:37:21.342
- I think they all made it.
- Thank God.

1212
01:37:21.504 --> 01:37:23.344
Yeah, but I missed the President.

1213
01:37:23.746 --> 01:37:25.263
You couldn't save the President
with the suit,

1214
01:37:25.264 --> 01:37:26.865
how are you gonna save Pepper
without it?

1215
01:37:27.428 --> 01:37:29.359
Uh, say Jarvis, is it
that time?

1216
01:37:29.360 --> 01:37:31.470
The "house party"
protocol, sir?

1217
01:37:31.471 --> 01:37:32.571
Correct.

1218
01:38:03.466 --> 01:38:05.346
Hi.

1219
01:38:11.751 --> 01:38:16.253
You think he's gonna help you...
he won't.

1220
01:38:20.996 --> 01:38:23.813
Having you here is not just
to motivate Tony Stark,

1221
01:38:24.114 --> 01:38:27.180
it's actually more embarrassing
than that.

1222
01:38:27.879 --> 01:38:32.682
- You're here as my, um
- Trophy.

1223
01:38:44.649 --> 01:38:46.769
Good evening, sir.

1224
01:38:50.773 --> 01:38:52.694
Welcome aboard,
Mr. President.

1225
01:39:02.019 --> 01:39:04.744
You ever heard of an elephant
graveyard?

1226
01:39:04.745 --> 01:39:09.023
Well, two years ago, the elephant in
the room was this scow.

1227
01:39:11.774 --> 01:39:12.774
This is the Roxxon Norco.

1228
01:39:13.034 --> 01:39:16.495
Of course you remember when she spilled 100
million gallons of crude off Pensacola.

1229
01:39:16.496 --> 01:39:19.058
Thanks to you, not one fat
cat saw a day in court.

1230
01:39:19.638 --> 01:39:20.959
What do you want from me?

1231
01:39:22.160 --> 01:39:23.940
Uh, nothing, sir.

1232
01:39:23.941 --> 01:39:27.064
I just needed a reason to kill you
that would play well on TV.

1233
01:39:27.632 --> 01:39:32.195
You see, I've moved on. I've found myself
a new political patron, and

1234
01:39:32.415 --> 01:39:34.896
At this time tomorrow, he'll
have your job.

1235
01:39:36.597 --> 01:39:38.298
String him up.

1236
01:39:56.869 --> 01:39:58.130
Come on.

1237
01:40:02.592 --> 01:40:04.354
You're not gonna freak out
on me, right?

1238
01:40:04.355 --> 01:40:04.914
I hope not.

1239
01:40:31.009 --> 01:40:32.550
Oh my God.

1240
01:40:34.032 --> 01:40:36.399
He's strung up over the oil tank, they're
gonna light him up, man.

1241
01:40:36.400 --> 01:40:37.453
Viking funeral.

1242
01:40:37.913 --> 01:40:40.675
- Public execution.
- Yeah, death by oil.

1243
01:40:46.957 --> 01:40:50.039
Broadcast will commence shortly.
Take final positions.

1244
01:40:51.180 --> 01:40:52.388
Okay, that's good.

1245
01:40:52.389 --> 01:40:55.262
Now give me cameras A through E
and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.

1246
01:40:57.346 --> 01:40:58.432
Is your gun up?

1247
01:40:58.857 --> 01:41:00.351
Yup, what do I do?

1248
01:41:00.352 --> 01:41:03.081
Stay on my six, cover high, and don't
shoot me in the back.

1249
01:41:03.082 --> 01:41:04.454
Six, high, back. Alright.

1250
01:41:14.613 --> 01:41:15.716
You see that? Nailed it.

1251
01:41:15.717 --> 01:41:17.416
Yeah, you really killed
the glass.

1252
01:41:17.417 --> 01:41:18.534
I was aiming for the bulb?

1253
01:41:18.535 --> 01:41:20.096
You can't hit a bulb from
this distance.

1254
01:41:24.699 --> 01:41:27.025
I'm out. Gimme, gimme, you got
an extra magazine?

1255
01:41:27.026 --> 01:41:28.300
They're not universal, Tony.

1256
01:41:28.622 --> 01:41:29.931
I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff.
Gimme another one.

1257
01:41:30.794 --> 01:41:32.385
I don't have one that
fits that gun.

1258
01:41:32.565 --> 01:41:33.088
You've got like five of them.

1259
01:41:33.089 --> 01:41:35.330
Alright, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna spot. Ready?

1260
01:41:36.247 --> 01:41:37.492
What'd you see?

1261
01:41:37.493 --> 01:41:40.209
Too fast, nothing.
Here we go.

1262
01:41:44.552 --> 01:41:46.513
Three guys, one girl,
all armed.

1263
01:41:56.467 --> 01:41:58.162
God, I'd kill for some
armor right now.

1264
01:41:58.163 --> 01:42:00.069
- You're right, we need backup.
- Yeah, much.

1265
01:42:01.471 --> 01:42:03.370
You know what?

1266
01:42:06.833 --> 01:42:08.394
- Is that?
- Yep.

1267
01:42:09.876 --> 01:42:10.995
- Are those?
- Yeah.

1268
01:42:28.325 --> 01:42:29.766
Merry Christmas, buddy.

1269
01:42:34.929 --> 01:42:37.312
Jarvis, target Extremis heat
signatures.

1270
01:42:37.313 --> 01:42:39.100
Disable with extreme prejudice.

1271
01:42:39.201 --> 01:42:40.573
Yes, sir.

1272
01:42:45.135 --> 01:42:48.217
What are you waiting for?
It's Christmas.

1273
01:42:49.778 --> 01:42:50.579
Take 'em to church.

1274
01:42:57.504 --> 01:42:58.504
Gentleman.

1275
01:43:07.500 --> 01:43:08.250
Here it comes.

1276
01:43:12.192 --> 01:43:14.212
Jarvis, get Igor to steady
this thing.

1277
01:43:26.479 --> 01:43:28.628
This is how you've been managing
your downtime, huh?

1278
01:43:28.629 --> 01:43:29.681
Everybody needs a hobby.

1279
01:43:36.045 --> 01:43:38.086
Heartbreaker? Help Red Snapper
out, will ya?

1280
01:44:06.344 --> 01:44:06.896
Nice timing.

1281
01:44:06.897 --> 01:44:09.104
Oh yeah, that's awesome. Give me
a suit, okay?

1282
01:44:11.267 --> 01:44:13.067
Oh, I'm sorry. They're
only coded to me.

1283
01:44:13.467 --> 01:44:14.254
What's that mean?

1284
01:44:14.255 --> 01:44:15.228
I got you covered.

1285
01:44:18.950 --> 01:44:22.152
- Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?
- Very funny.

1286
01:44:39.963 --> 01:44:42.245
- Sir, I've located Miss Potts.
- About time.

1287
01:44:55.051 --> 01:44:57.974
Stop, put it down, put it
down, put it down.

1288
01:45:00.614 --> 01:45:02.895
See what happens when you hang out
with my ex-girlfriends?

1289
01:45:05.497 --> 01:45:06.366
You're such a jerk.

1290
01:45:06.367 --> 01:45:07.979
Yup, we'll talk about
it over dinner.

1291
01:45:09.819 --> 01:45:12.541
Come on, a little more, baby.

1292
01:45:28.391 --> 01:45:29.832
Is this guy bothering you?

1293
01:45:31.392 --> 01:45:34.115
Don't get up!

1294
01:45:37.116 --> 01:45:39.077
Is it hot in there?

1295
01:45:40.438 --> 01:45:42.118
Stuck? Feel a little stuck?

1296
01:45:43.119 --> 01:45:46.401
Like a little turtle, cooking in
his little turtle suit?

1297
01:45:47.001 --> 01:45:48.602
Tony

1298
01:45:48.603 --> 01:45:50.244
She's watching.

1299
01:45:51.445 --> 01:45:52.966
I think you should close
your eyes.

1300
01:45:52.967 --> 01:45:53.966
Close your eyes.

1301
01:45:54.566 --> 01:45:57.528
Close your eyes. You don't
want to see this.

1302
01:46:04.973 --> 01:46:06.493
Yeah, you take a minute.

1303
01:46:39.552 --> 01:46:41.234
Jarvis, give me a suit
right now!

1304
01:46:52.200 --> 01:46:53.800
Aw, come on!

1305
01:46:55.201 --> 01:46:58.163
Mr. President! Just hold on,
alright? I'm coming.

1306
01:46:59.444 --> 01:47:01.685
Just hold on.
Hold on.

1307
01:47:23.498 --> 01:47:24.958
Buh-bye.

1308
01:47:36.665 --> 01:47:38.427
Brace yourself!

1309
01:47:48.913 --> 01:47:52.595
You look damn good, Mr. President, but
I'm gonna need that suit back.

1310
01:48:05.683 --> 01:48:07.764
The President is secure, Tony.
I'm clearing the area.

1311
01:48:07.765 --> 01:48:08.779
Nice work.

1312
01:48:09.281 --> 01:48:11.125
- Ready sir?
- What do you mean "ready"?

1313
01:48:20.092 --> 01:48:24.332
Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you.
Just look at me.

1314
01:48:26.214 --> 01:48:28.812
Honey, I can't reach any further, and
you can't stay there, alright?

1315
01:48:28.813 --> 01:48:29.935
You gotta let go.

1316
01:48:29.936 --> 01:48:32.739
You gotta let go. I'll catch
you, I promise.

1317
01:49:03.236 --> 01:49:07.119
What a shame, I would
have caught her.

1318
01:49:37.429 --> 01:49:38.530
Eject.

1319
01:50:24.204 --> 01:50:26.645
Well here we are, on the roof.

1320
01:50:37.011 --> 01:50:38.812
- Mark 42 inbound.
- Well I'll be damned.

1321
01:50:39.612 --> 01:50:41.173
The prodigal son returns.

1322
01:50:57.343 --> 01:50:58.503
Whatever.

1323
01:50:59.504 --> 01:51:01.384
You really didn't deserve
her, Tony.

1324
01:51:02.627 --> 01:51:06.388
It's a pity. I was so close to having
her... perfect.

1325
01:51:09.250 --> 01:51:11.476
Okay, okay, wait, wait, slow down,
slow down.

1326
01:51:11.777 --> 01:51:13.712
You're right. I don't
deserve her.

1327
01:51:14.993 --> 01:51:16.514
But here's where you're wrong.

1328
01:51:17.234 --> 01:51:19.596
She was already perfect.

1329
01:51:26.159 --> 01:51:30.581
Jarvis, do me a favor and
blow Mark 42.

1330
01:51:30.704 --> 01:51:34.618
No...!!

1331
01:52:46.046 --> 01:52:48.006
No more false faces.

1332
01:52:48.588 --> 01:52:50.987
You said you wanted
the Mandarin.

1333
01:52:51.588 --> 01:52:53.691
You're looking right at him.

1334
01:52:54.692 --> 01:52:58.130
It was always me, Tony, right
from the start.

1335
01:52:58.331 --> 01:52:59.874
I am the Mandarin!

1336
01:53:11.341 --> 01:53:13.062
I got nothing.

1337
01:53:18.905 --> 01:53:22.067
Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock
is not a target, disengage!

1338
01:53:30.632 --> 01:53:32.673
What? Oh what, are
you mad at me?

1339
01:53:58.048 --> 01:53:59.309
Honey.

1340
01:54:03.972 --> 01:54:05.232
Oh my God.

1341
01:54:06.633 --> 01:54:09.115
That was really violent.

1342
01:54:09.875 --> 01:54:12.410
You just scared the devil out of me.
I thought you were

1343
01:54:12.411 --> 01:54:14.818
I was dead. Why? Because I
fell two hundred feet?

1344
01:54:17.580 --> 01:54:21.523
- Who's the hot mess now?
- Still debatable.

1345
01:54:22.583 --> 01:54:23.752
Probably tipping your way
a little bit.

1346
01:54:23.753 --> 01:54:25.233
Why don't you dress like
this at home?

1347
01:54:25.425 --> 01:54:27.425
Hmm? Sports bra, the
whole deal.

1348
01:54:27.766 --> 01:54:30.967
You know I think I understand why you
don't want to give up the suits.

1349
01:54:31.549 --> 01:54:33.509
What am I gonna complain
about now?

1350
01:54:34.869 --> 01:54:38.351
Well, it's me. I'll think
of something.

1351
01:54:39.953 --> 01:54:42.994
- Don't touch me. No, I'm gonna burn you!
- No, no.

1352
01:54:44.136 --> 01:54:45.736
You're not hot.

1353
01:54:46.756 --> 01:54:48.438
Am I gonna be okay?

1354
01:54:48.439 --> 01:54:51.600
No, you're in a relationship with me,
everything will never be okay.

1355
01:54:52.520 --> 01:54:54.441
But I think I can figure
this out, yeah.

1356
01:54:54.442 --> 01:54:58.925
I almost had this 20 years ago when I was
drunk. I think I can get you better.

1357
01:55:00.083 --> 01:55:01.685
That's what I do.
I fix things.

1358
01:55:02.926 --> 01:55:05.127
And all your distractions?

1359
01:55:05.528 --> 01:55:07.769
Uh, I'm gonna shave them
down a little bit.

1360
01:55:07.770 --> 01:55:11.316
- Jarvis, hey.
- All wrapped up here, sir.

1361
01:55:11.317 --> 01:55:13.772
Will there be anything else?

1362
01:55:13.773 --> 01:55:14.773
You know what to do.

1363
01:55:15.473 --> 01:55:18.255
The "clean slate" protocol,
sir?

1364
01:55:18.256 --> 01:55:21.557
Screw it, it's Christmas.
Yes, yes.

1365
01:55:58.198 --> 01:56:00.300
Okay so far?
You like it?

1366
01:56:01.800 --> 01:56:03.882
It'll do.

1367
01:56:11.846 --> 01:56:16.769
And so, as Christmas morning began, my
journey had reached its end.

1368
01:56:21.172 --> 01:56:25.454
You start with something pure,
something exciting.

1369
01:56:26.135 --> 01:56:28.896
Then come the mistakes.

1370
01:56:29.657 --> 01:56:31.578
The compromises.

1371
01:56:37.861 --> 01:56:40.223
"We create our own demons".

1372
01:56:45.787 --> 01:56:47.787
It's great to see you.

1373
01:56:49.500 --> 01:56:51.900
As promised, I get Pepper sorted down

1374
01:56:51.970 --> 01:56:53.694
Took some tinkering...

1375
01:56:53.712 --> 01:56:56.412
...but then I talked to myself,
why stop there.

1376
01:57:01.337 --> 01:57:04.040
Of course, there are people who
say progress is dangerous.

1377
01:57:04.539 --> 01:57:07.941
But I'll bet none of those idiots ever had
to live with a chest full of shrapnel.

1378
01:57:08.302 --> 01:57:11.204
And now... neither will I.

1379
01:57:12.223 --> 01:57:15.985
Let me tell you, that was the best
sleep I'd had in years.

1380
01:57:37.009 --> 01:57:40.771
- It's okay, it's okay.
- No!

1381
01:58:58.538 --> 01:59:02.060
So if I were to wrap this up tight
with a bow or whatever.

1382
01:59:02.218 --> 01:59:08.643
I guess I'd say my armor was never
a distraction or a hobby.

1383
01:59:09.164 --> 01:59:11.084
It was a cocoon.

1384
01:59:12.105 --> 01:59:17.107
And now, I'm a changed man.

1385
01:59:26.154 --> 01:59:28.334
You can take away my house,

1386
01:59:28.734 --> 01:59:30.174
All my tricks and toys.

1387
01:59:30.755 --> 01:59:32.958
One thing you can't take away...

1388
01:59:36.119 --> 01:59:38.221
I am Iron Man.

1389
02:09:04.414 --> 02:09:06.716
You know, and thank you, by
the way, for listening.

1390
02:09:06.717 --> 02:09:09.705
There's just something about getting
it off my chest and putting

1391
02:09:09.706 --> 02:09:12.419
it out there in the atmosphere
instead of holding this in.

1392
02:09:12.749 --> 02:09:15.651
I mean, this is what gets people
sick, you know?

1393
02:09:15.851 --> 02:09:18.753
Wow, I had no idea you were
such a good listener.

1394
02:09:18.853 --> 02:09:22.463
To be able to share all of my intimate
thoughts and my experiences

1395
02:09:22.464 --> 02:09:25.757
with someone, it just cuts the weight
of it in half, you know.

1396
02:09:25.758 --> 02:09:27.112
It's like a snake swallowing
its own tail.

1397
02:09:27.214 --> 02:09:28.374
Everything comes full circle.

1398
02:09:28.658 --> 02:09:31.560
And... and the fact that you've been
able to help me process...

1399
02:09:34.132 --> 02:09:35.532
- So, uh...?
- You with me?

1400
02:09:35.533 --> 02:09:37.734
I was, yeah. Mm-hmm. We were...
uh, we were at, uh...

1401
02:09:37.735 --> 02:09:39.134
You actively napping?

1402
02:09:39.135 --> 02:09:41.536
I...I was... I... I...
I drifted.

1403
02:09:41.836 --> 02:09:43.137
Where did I lose you?

1404
02:09:44.938 --> 02:09:47.239
Elevator in Switzerland.

1405
02:09:48.040 --> 02:09:49.340
So you heard none of it?

1406
02:09:49.841 --> 02:09:53.063
I'm sorry, I'm not that
kind of doctor.

1407
02:09:53.064 --> 02:09:55.744
I'm not a therapist, it's not
my training.

1408
02:09:55.745 --> 02:09:57.145
- So?
- I don't have the...

1409
02:09:57.245 --> 02:09:59.847
- What? The time?
- Temperament.

1410
02:09:59.947 --> 02:10:01.982
You know what? Now that I
think about it,

1411
02:10:01.983 --> 02:10:05.550
Oh God my original wound.
1983, alright?

1412
02:10:05.551 --> 02:10:06.250
Yes.

1413
02:10:06.251 --> 02:10:08.952
I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny?
That was weird.

1414
02:10:09.300 --> 02:10:12.386