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- This is great, man.
- Look at you.

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- This one's a riot.
- That's so cute.

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- Guys, look at this.
- That's a keeper.

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- That's a keeper, Pat.
- Paddy, you are one ugly kid.

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- Hideous.
- A monster.

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- Prick.
- Asshole.

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Gentlemen, such language
in front of my girl?

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- She's not your girl.
- Pat is right.

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- Thank you, Pat.
- Hey! Well,

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look at what we have here.
The Flatbush Four.

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Or whatever stupid name
you call yourselves.

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Hey, where'd you jerks get the quarters
for these pictures, huh?

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You stealing from my old man's
till again, Sammy?

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Come on, Danny,
Sam didn't steal a thing.

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- How would you know?
- Because I did.

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How many weeks has it been
since you've been paid, Sam?

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Five?

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Six.

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So until he gets paid,

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we're gonna take everything
you owe.

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Nobody cheats us.

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Billy, you moron,
he'll kick your ass.

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That's right, moron.

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No one calls us names
except for us.

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This fight is gonna make us legends.

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Run!

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Kick, kick, kick.

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- I... Kick, kick.
- Kick, kick.

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Side, side.

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- Come on. Come on.
- And step, step.

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- What?
- All right, just do it.

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- It's good for your knee.
- It's good for my knees,

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but it's destroying my soul.

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Sam, shush.

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She can't hear me.

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None of them can hear me.
Looking good, Gloria.

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Oh, sorry, did I just step on your foot,
or was that your breast?

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- Row and row and row.
- See?

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Now, ladies, show us what you got.

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Show us what you got.
Come on, gents, you can do it too.

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- Ira?
- What, Sam?

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No, I was just... Just checking.

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Now grind it, grind it, grind it.

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<i>You are my sunshine</i>

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<i>My only sunshine</i>

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<i>You make me happy</i>

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<i>When skies are gray</i>

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<i>You'll never know, dear</i>

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<i>How much I love you</i>

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Pop, what are you doing? You're not
supposed to be lifting anything heavy.

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Man, she got a bit of an ass on her,
but I don't think that qualifies as heavy.

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- Okay.
- Let me take care of her today.

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Your only job is to relax. We don't want
another episode, do we?

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All right, I organized your medication,

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I programmed the alarms
on your phone,

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and I put the schedule on the fridge.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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Good. All right.

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Say bye to Grandpa.

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- Call me if you need anything at all.
- Sure thing.

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- All right. I put a hoodie in there.
- Bye, Blakey!

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See you this evening, sweetie.

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- The sippy cup?
- I hate that.

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Remember Grandpa loves you!

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<i>Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow.</i>

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<i>You'll be saying "Wow!"
every time you use this towel.</i>

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<i>It's like a shammy, it's like
a towel, it's like a sponge.</i>

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<i>A regular towel doesn't work wet.
This works wet or dry.</i>

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<i>This is for the house,
the car, the boat, the RV.</i>

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<i>ShamWow holds 12 times
its weight in liquid.</i>

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What?

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Go away, I got a bat.

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It's Elizabeth, your neighbor.
I brought you soup.

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That's why I have the bat.

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Hey, Mr. C. It's potato leek.

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Yeah, I know. Something funny
happened with the leeks.

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- Can we just pretend again?
- I can't wait to taste your soup.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome. Wait, there's a free
concert tonight in Prospect Park,

80
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and I was gonna take
my grandmother,

81
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and I thought you two might,
I don't know, get along okay.

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- Elizabeth. Elizabeth.
- She's really funny.

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Listen please.
You're a pretty young lady.

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I bet the boys are attracted to you

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as long as you don't give them
anything to eat.

86
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But I have a word of advice:
find a man,

87
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don't let him get anywhere
near your kitchen,

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get him married to you
or your grandmother,

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and please just give me some peace.

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It's been almost a year
since Sophie died.

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Find a man.

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And stop bringing me soup.

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Are you kidding? That's great news.

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And we're expanding our offices
right with you.

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We're gonna be turning
a lot of heads. I love it.

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Maybe we should go public.
I'm not crazy.

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I got you, Carl, you're a genius.

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- Honey, we're going to be late.
- I know, I'm almost ready.

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But you don't even have
your clothes on.

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Oh, because I thought
I would just wear this.

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- Love you.
- Love you too.

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No, not you, Carl.

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The news is great,
and before you change your mind,

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I'm gonna hang up right now.

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Ronnie, when you were feeling low,

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you remember what I said?

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Shit.

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Ronnie,

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when you were feeling low...

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...you remember what I said to you.

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"Ronnie, I know
you're down in the dumps,

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but as a fellow bachelor,
I know you're gonna bounce back,

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because you may not be smart

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and you may not be
good-looking,

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but you got one thing
that every woman loves.

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You have
an enormous beach house."

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And that's why, when they called me
and told me that my friend,

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my mentor had passed away
peacefully in his bed,

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I said, "That's exactly
how he would have wanted it."

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Except maybe with a young redhead
lying on top of him.

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You know why Ronnie
died in his bed?

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Because for two years
he never got out of that damn bed.

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I got a beautiful,
young girlfriend here,

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who guys half my age
are drooling over.

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I'd marry her
before I'd give up like Ronnie.

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I said it, babe.

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So, what do you think?

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You want to get hitched?

129
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Yes.

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Sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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So sorry.

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Ronnie, I'll see you in 30 years, pal.

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We bought this toy ring at CVS
on our way home yesterday.

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Yeah, this is just a temporary one.

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- So sweet.
- Until we get the real thing.

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- Yeah.
- By which he means the biggest one.

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Hello, Billy.

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Hey, Neil.

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Your daughter got this engagement
party together pretty fast, huh?

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Yeah, she probably didn't want
to waste a lot of time, considering.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Excuse me one minute, please.

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Where...?
Where'd you get that bottle?

145
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Ran out of Scotch, found this
in the back of that cabinet.

146
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No, no, no. You...
You don't want to open that.

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No, no.

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Hello?

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Hey, is this the bionic man?

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Hey, Billy, how you doing?
What's going on?

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- What are you whispering about?
- Oh, Miriam dragged me

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to a hideous dinner party.

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I'm just going through someone
named Abraham Rosenbaum's

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medicine cabinet.

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He's got some very deadly shit here.

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- Hang on, let me patch in Archie.
<i>- Okay.</i>

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<i>...all these guys? Are you insane?</i>

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<i>- At least I have a husband.
- Oh, whatev...</i>

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- Clayton residence.
- How you feeling, Arch?

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Billy, hey, hey! How you doing?

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I'm just sitting here watching
this Housewives thing.

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Horrible people, horrible.

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- Hey, Arch.
<i>- Hey, Sam.</i>

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- How's the titanium hip, man?
- No, the hip was last year.

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It's my knee. It's great, yeah.

166
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I'm thinking about having
my balls done next.

167
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All right, listen, guys. I got something
important here, all right?

168
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- Oh, shit, Billy.
- Heart or cancer?

169
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Prostate? What?

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Why every time the phone rings,
you think somebody's dying?

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I live in Florida now.
Usually, when the phone rings,

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- somebody is dying.
- No, I'm getting married.

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What?

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<i>To that lady who's half your age?</i>

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- She's almost 32.
- I have a hemorrhoid that's almost 32.

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Now, look, Archie,
by the time she's my age,

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okay, I'll be...

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- Dead. You'll be dead, Billy.
- Billy, Billy, Billy.

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You've got your whole
what's left of your life ahead of you.

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I mean, you know. Look at Archie.

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<i>He's divorced and miserable.</i>

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I've been married almost 40 years,

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and I wish I was as miserable
as Archie.

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Can you guys maybe give me
a little support as my dearest friends?

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- How about it?
- Sorry, you're right, sorry.

186
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Yes, good... It's good news.

187
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<i>We're happy
you're getting married.</i>

188
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Right. So...?
So how'd you pop the question?

189
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You remember my friend Ronnie,

190
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the guy I worked with,
who trained me?

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- Yeah, yeah, love that guy.
- Good guy.

192
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Yeah, well, he died. I...

193
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I proposed at the funeral.

194
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I got nothing. Arch?

195
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So, Lisa, she doesn't
want a big wedding or anything,

196
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so we're gonna get married
in Vegas this weekend.

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So we're gonna have
a bachelor party in Vegas.

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- No, no, come on, forget it.
- No, no, no, yes, we are.

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- We are.
<i>- It's your first wedding.</i>

200
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You threw all of our bachelor parties
for us.

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- Two for me.
- Yeah, but we got no time.

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- We're getting married on Sunday.
<i>- Billy.</i>

203
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So we... No, it's fine.
We fly in on Friday,

204
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Saturday we give... We give you
the best bachelor party

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in the history of mankind,

206
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and then on Sunday
your child-bride flies in and...

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Are you serious?

208
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, man.

209
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Billy, it is 4:15 in the afternoon,

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and I'm at a dinner party.

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<i>If I don't get out of here soon,</i>

212
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I'm gonna swallow all of
Abe Rosenbaum's pills at once.

213
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- What about you, Arch?
<i>- My son won't let me go.</i>

214
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I can't smoke, drink, eat salt,
or stay out past 9:00, but...

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- Archie's in.
- All right, all right! No, I love this.

216
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- This is great, man.
- We're invincible, baby.

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- Flatbush Four, we ride again.
- The Flatbush Four, yes.

218
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Yeah, so who's gonna call
Captain Sunshine?

219
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- Billy.
<i>- Look, guys...</i>

220
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I know he hates me now,
but he's got to be there.

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<i>You know it, I know it,</i>

222
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so do me a favor.
You guys figure it out, all right?

223
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- I got to go now, I'm hanging up.
- Wait, wait, Billy, Billy.

224
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<i>All right, I'll lie to my son,
you tell your wife.</i>

225
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Okay.

226
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So your rental car confirmation
is in your bag.

227
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And when you get to New York,

228
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just follow the directions
to Archie's house.

229
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- Good.
- You getting excited?

230
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Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah.

231
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Bachelor party in Vegas
with a bunch of old fogies. I...

232
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- Oh, come on.
- You're angry at me,

233
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- you don't want me to go. I'll stay.
- No, I'm not angry.

234
00:14:07.680 --> 00:14:09.523
No, don't. Just...

235
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Don't open it
until you get to Las Vegas.

236
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- What is it?
- No, honey, just leave it until you...

237
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Okay, or now,
if you want to open it now.

238
00:14:21.903 --> 00:14:23.871
"What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas"?

239
00:14:25.948 --> 00:14:28.952
A condom and a Viagra?

240
00:14:29.619 --> 00:14:32.623
- Where did you get a condom?
- That's your reaction?

241
00:14:32.789 --> 00:14:35.338
I'm at the pharmacy 30 times a day,
I can get a condom.

242
00:14:36.125 --> 00:14:37.718
Sweetheart, you're unhappy.

243
00:14:38.044 --> 00:14:39.887
It's like the light has gone out
of your eyes.

244
00:14:40.046 --> 00:14:42.845
And the Florida jokes, they're...
They're getting tired.

245
00:14:43.007 --> 00:14:45.009
And I... I want my guy back.

246
00:14:45.176 --> 00:14:48.726
So I... I thought, if... If you...

247
00:14:48.888 --> 00:14:51.391
I don't want to know what you do.

248
00:14:51.557 --> 00:14:54.777
Don't tell me about it,
and we will never bring it up again.

249
00:14:54.936 --> 00:14:57.906
You...? Is this some kind of trick?
What...?

250
00:14:59.816 --> 00:15:03.241
- I'm afraid to get out of the car.
- Get out of the car.

251
00:15:03.403 --> 00:15:05.451
- Are you...?
- Get out of the car.

252
00:15:08.032 --> 00:15:09.830
Okay, love you.

253
00:15:09.992 --> 00:15:11.539
Love you.

254
00:15:32.765 --> 00:15:33.891
Ezra!

255
00:15:34.434 --> 00:15:37.529
- I thought you left for work.
- I had to make some phone calls.

256
00:15:37.687 --> 00:15:40.156
- Are you gonna get out of bed?
- No.

257
00:15:41.190 --> 00:15:43.192
Cold. Cold.

258
00:15:43.359 --> 00:15:45.612
Pop, it... It's sweltering in here.

259
00:15:46.279 --> 00:15:47.576
- Is it?
- Yeah.

260
00:15:47.738 --> 00:15:49.866
Listen,
maybe I should stay home today.

261
00:15:50.032 --> 00:15:53.161
No. You...
You don't have to do that.

262
00:15:53.703 --> 00:15:54.955
Thing is...

263
00:15:56.372 --> 00:15:58.170
...last night...

264
00:15:59.250 --> 00:16:01.344
...I peed myself.

265
00:16:02.128 --> 00:16:04.927
Oh, Pop, I'm sorry.

266
00:16:05.089 --> 00:16:07.933
It's just one of those things
a man has to deal with, alone.

267
00:16:08.551 --> 00:16:10.599
Okay, all right.

268
00:16:55.515 --> 00:16:57.142
Open the damn trunk, Sam.

269
00:16:57.850 --> 00:17:00.069
Wait, it's a rental!
I don't know where the thing is!

270
00:17:00.228 --> 00:17:02.697
Hang on, hang on! There it is.

271
00:17:06.067 --> 00:17:07.694
It's open!

272
00:17:16.869 --> 00:17:19.497
- Let go of the handle.
- Sam, unlock the door.

273
00:17:19.664 --> 00:17:22.292
Let go of it.
Let go of the handle!

274
00:17:22.458 --> 00:17:24.051
- What?
- Just step back!

275
00:17:30.258 --> 00:17:32.056
Go, go!

276
00:17:32.385 --> 00:17:34.308
Seat belt, seat belt.

277
00:17:35.596 --> 00:17:37.724
- Archibald.
- Hey, Sam.

278
00:17:37.890 --> 00:17:39.233
You look good.

279
00:17:39.392 --> 00:17:41.235
You lie good.

280
00:17:52.947 --> 00:17:54.244
Yeah.

281
00:17:54.407 --> 00:17:56.080
There it is.

282
00:18:00.121 --> 00:18:02.249
- Let's start the gambling early.
- What?

283
00:18:02.415 --> 00:18:04.016
Hundred dollars
says Paddy will not come.

284
00:18:04.166 --> 00:18:05.668
No, no, he's got to come.

285
00:18:05.835 --> 00:18:08.133
Billy's come through for us
more times than I can count.

286
00:18:08.296 --> 00:18:09.468
It's our turn.

287
00:18:12.758 --> 00:18:14.260
Prick!

288
00:18:15.303 --> 00:18:16.725
Asshole.

289
00:18:16.887 --> 00:18:18.639
Hey. Good to see you.

290
00:18:18.806 --> 00:18:20.367
What the hell are you doing
in Brooklyn?

291
00:18:20.516 --> 00:18:22.077
I heard there was
a bathrobe convention.

292
00:18:22.226 --> 00:18:24.649
- Have I come to the right spot?
- Don't be a smart-ass.

293
00:18:24.812 --> 00:18:27.190
- Come on in.
- Archie's here too.

294
00:18:27.732 --> 00:18:29.780
He's out in the car.
He couldn't make the...

295
00:18:29.942 --> 00:18:31.622
All the flights of stairs
in his condition.

296
00:18:31.777 --> 00:18:32.994
- Archie's here?
- Yeah.

297
00:18:33.154 --> 00:18:35.156
- In the car.
- What's going on?

298
00:18:35.323 --> 00:18:36.370
Well, the three of us

299
00:18:36.532 --> 00:18:38.705
are gonna go to Las Vegas
for the weekend.

300
00:18:39.702 --> 00:18:41.625
Why on earth would I ever want
to go to Vegas?

301
00:18:41.996 --> 00:18:44.044
For fun! Remember fun?

302
00:18:44.206 --> 00:18:46.800
That thing you used to have
before the permanent scowl set in?

303
00:18:46.959 --> 00:18:48.586
Come on, I don't have
a permanent scowl.

304
00:18:48.753 --> 00:18:50.380
- He said with a scowl.
- I don't!

305
00:18:50.546 --> 00:18:54.096
Okay, it's not a scowl,
you're just ugly.

306
00:18:54.300 --> 00:18:57.429
Look, just throw some things in a bag.
The flight leaves in a couple of hours.

307
00:18:57.595 --> 00:18:59.115
Come on!
We're not leaving without you.

308
00:18:59.263 --> 00:19:00.936
Either you come with us,
or we move in.

309
00:19:01.098 --> 00:19:02.896
Hold on, hold on.
You show up out of nowhere,

310
00:19:03.059 --> 00:19:04.779
you say we're going to Vegas.
You know what?

311
00:19:04.935 --> 00:19:08.109
- This smells of Billy Gherson.
- Oh, Paddy, Billy Gher...?

312
00:19:08.272 --> 00:19:09.694
This... This has nothing to...

313
00:19:09.857 --> 00:19:11.985
Billy, we want him to come,
of course.

314
00:19:12.151 --> 00:19:13.671
But then he...
You know, he's got a big

315
00:19:13.819 --> 00:19:15.617
- important thing he has to do.
- Of course.

316
00:19:15.780 --> 00:19:17.141
He always has something important.

317
00:19:17.281 --> 00:19:20.000
That's the problem.
It's always about him, him, him.

318
00:19:20.159 --> 00:19:22.878
- What's that about?
- That's just Billy! Put it behind you!

319
00:19:23.037 --> 00:19:25.586
That's right, he's got
more important things to do.

320
00:19:25.748 --> 00:19:27.549
I have more important
things to do right here.

321
00:19:27.708 --> 00:19:29.881
What's with the pictures of Sophie?
They're everywhere.

322
00:19:30.044 --> 00:19:32.092
Everywhere I turn,
that's all I see: Sophie!

323
00:19:32.630 --> 00:19:34.431
It's getting a little morbid,
don't you think?

324
00:19:34.590 --> 00:19:35.716
Don't... Don't touch those.

325
00:19:35.883 --> 00:19:37.635
- Jesus.
- Okay, sorry.

326
00:19:37.802 --> 00:19:39.554
- I like looking at her.
- Okay.

327
00:19:39.720 --> 00:19:41.393
That stays there,
this stays here.

328
00:19:41.555 --> 00:19:44.729
Okay.
But you come with me to Vegas.

329
00:19:45.393 --> 00:19:48.693
Paddy, you have got to come
with us to Las Vegas.

330
00:19:48.854 --> 00:19:50.822
If you think
I'm leaving this apartment,

331
00:19:50.981 --> 00:19:52.198
you're dumber than that hat.

332
00:19:52.358 --> 00:19:55.032
Say what you want to me,
but leave my hat out of this, okay?

333
00:19:55.194 --> 00:19:56.741
My hat has never done
a thing to you.

334
00:19:56.904 --> 00:19:59.657
- I'm not going to Vegas!
- Paddy!

335
00:20:03.536 --> 00:20:05.413
What, are you...? Are you nuts?

336
00:20:05.579 --> 00:20:07.331
You're gonna give yourself
another stroke!

337
00:20:07.498 --> 00:20:08.545
Archie, you okay?

338
00:20:10.167 --> 00:20:12.795
- Is he...?
- The stairs. Paddy.

339
00:20:12.962 --> 00:20:14.714
You got to come.

340
00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:16.598
You got to come
to Vegas with us.

341
00:20:17.341 --> 00:20:19.389
- Please, Paddy.
- Okay. Okay.

342
00:20:19.552 --> 00:20:21.145
Okay! All right, I'll go!

343
00:20:21.303 --> 00:20:23.522
I'll go! I'm going!
I'm going, okay?

344
00:20:23.681 --> 00:20:25.604
- Great.
- I got to pack.

345
00:20:25.766 --> 00:20:27.860
- Prick.
- Asshole.

346
00:20:36.110 --> 00:20:37.362
That was well done.

347
00:20:39.113 --> 00:20:41.207
So Billy was so busy,

348
00:20:41.365 --> 00:20:44.414
he couldn't spend the weekend with
his three oldest friends in the world.

349
00:20:44.577 --> 00:20:45.669
Typical.

350
00:20:45.828 --> 00:20:48.172
Once a selfish bastard,
always a selfish bastard.

351
00:20:48.330 --> 00:20:50.674
Never changes.
Never, never changes.

352
00:20:50.833 --> 00:20:53.273
You know, that's the thing
about him, he's just the way he is.

353
00:20:53.419 --> 00:20:55.888
What was so important that
he couldn't spend it with us?

354
00:20:56.046 --> 00:20:57.093
So important?

355
00:20:57.256 --> 00:20:59.304
I agree with everything
you've said, Paddy.

356
00:20:59.467 --> 00:21:00.889
For the last four hours.

357
00:21:01.260 --> 00:21:04.230
Him, him, him.
He didn't even call.

358
00:21:04.388 --> 00:21:07.358
You know, he... A disappointment.
He didn't...

359
00:21:07.516 --> 00:21:09.860
He didn't even call.
All I can say is, if I ever,

360
00:21:10.019 --> 00:21:12.379
ever run into that son of a bitch
again, that prick, I'll...

361
00:21:12.521 --> 00:21:13.864
Forget it.

362
00:21:14.023 --> 00:21:15.775
- He'll regret the day...
- Hey!

363
00:21:16.484 --> 00:21:17.531
Well!

364
00:21:17.693 --> 00:21:18.740
- Surprise!
- Hey!

365
00:21:18.903 --> 00:21:20.530
Hey, Archie, how you doing? Sam.

366
00:21:20.696 --> 00:21:23.165
Hey! Fun. Fun!

367
00:21:23.324 --> 00:21:25.076
Hey, hey,
what's that hair color?

368
00:21:25.242 --> 00:21:26.642
- Hazelnut?
- Have you got more hair

369
00:21:26.786 --> 00:21:27.833
than you used to have?

370
00:21:27.995 --> 00:21:30.214
- Oh, stop it, will you?
- You've got more hair than...

371
00:21:30.372 --> 00:21:32.124
Where'd you get the extra hair?

372
00:21:32.291 --> 00:21:34.259
His ass.

373
00:21:34.418 --> 00:21:36.019
Hey, look, don't be upset
with them, Pat.

374
00:21:36.170 --> 00:21:37.888
- It wasn't their fault.
- I'm going home.

375
00:21:38.047 --> 00:21:40.049
Paddy, look,
I'm getting married, okay?

376
00:21:40.216 --> 00:21:42.184
This is a bachelor party,
I needed you here.

377
00:21:42.343 --> 00:21:43.811
- I'm going home.
- How many times

378
00:21:43.969 --> 00:21:45.209
do I got to tell you I'm sorry?

379
00:21:45.346 --> 00:21:47.706
You can't say it enough, my friend.
You can't say it enough.

380
00:21:47.848 --> 00:21:49.691
Every time I see you,
we go through this shit.

381
00:21:49.850 --> 00:21:52.694
One more word, I'm gonna knock
your block off like I did in fifth grade.

382
00:21:52.853 --> 00:21:55.902
All right, all right, all right.
Hey, hey, hey! Knock this shit off!

383
00:21:56.065 --> 00:21:58.159
The hell's the matter with you?

384
00:21:58.317 --> 00:22:00.911
Now we're here together,
the four of us.

385
00:22:01.070 --> 00:22:04.415
We're here to celebrate
Billy marrying an infant.

386
00:22:04.573 --> 00:22:06.166
- She's not an infant.
- Shut up, Billy!

387
00:22:06.325 --> 00:22:09.078
Archie, blood pressure?

388
00:22:09.870 --> 00:22:11.372
I need this.

389
00:22:11.539 --> 00:22:13.462
Sam needs this.

390
00:22:13.874 --> 00:22:17.549
And believe it or not, you two
jerk-offs need it most of all.

391
00:22:17.711 --> 00:22:20.305
Now, either you'll manage
to be civil with each other,

392
00:22:20.464 --> 00:22:23.468
or so help me, I'm gonna rain
holy hell down on both of you.

393
00:22:23.884 --> 00:22:25.136
You understand?

394
00:22:26.178 --> 00:22:27.225
Yeah.

395
00:22:27.388 --> 00:22:30.141
I'm gonna go find some damn water
and take all my damn pills.

396
00:22:30.307 --> 00:22:33.277
Then we gonna get
this damn party started.

397
00:22:34.436 --> 00:22:35.733
Yeah.

398
00:22:35.896 --> 00:22:37.569
It's gonna be fun.

399
00:22:39.358 --> 00:22:40.905
- Where to?
- Remember Binion's,

400
00:22:41.068 --> 00:22:42.661
where I had my bachelor party?

401
00:22:43.863 --> 00:22:46.457
I looked it up on the Google,
they've just renovated it.

402
00:22:46.615 --> 00:22:49.334
- Billy, Miriam gave me a condom...
- He won't shut up about it.

403
00:22:49.493 --> 00:22:51.666
- I won't shut up?
- You sound like 6 year olds.

404
00:22:51.829 --> 00:22:53.957
Billy, now that you've got
ass-hair on your head,

405
00:22:54.123 --> 00:22:56.717
do you wash your hair,
or do you just wipe?

406
00:23:21.025 --> 00:23:22.993
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.

407
00:23:24.612 --> 00:23:25.955
Where's the check-in desk?

408
00:23:26.113 --> 00:23:29.117
- Check-in desk?
- For the hotel? Check-in?

409
00:23:29.283 --> 00:23:32.457
Hell, they closed the hotel part
down for remodeling months ago.

410
00:23:32.912 --> 00:23:36.007
Reopening next year.
It's gonna be real nice.

411
00:23:39.293 --> 00:23:40.545
We have a problem.

412
00:23:40.711 --> 00:23:44.557
The rooms aren't gonna be ready
for another year and a half.

413
00:23:44.715 --> 00:23:45.887
They're still remodeling.

414
00:23:46.300 --> 00:23:48.553
Archibald, did this topic

415
00:23:48.719 --> 00:23:50.471
come up when you made
the reservation?

416
00:23:50.638 --> 00:23:54.313
No, because you insisted
on making the reservations.

417
00:23:54.475 --> 00:23:58.525
I insisted, but then you insisted,
and it is the second insister

418
00:23:58.687 --> 00:24:00.815
- that supersedes the first.
- Sam. Sam.

419
00:24:00.981 --> 00:24:03.484
I offered, you insisted.

420
00:24:03.651 --> 00:24:05.371
Guys, guys,
don't worry about it, all right?

421
00:24:05.527 --> 00:24:07.529
Lisa and I are staying
at the Aria for the wedding.

422
00:24:07.696 --> 00:24:10.324
- I'm just texting my assistant.
- Yeah, see that? No problem.

423
00:24:10.491 --> 00:24:12.619
Big shot's assistant
will take care of everything.

424
00:24:12.785 --> 00:24:16.710
Meantime, I got to look for a bathroom.
Or don't they have that either?

425
00:24:16.997 --> 00:24:18.044
Okay.

426
00:24:18.457 --> 00:24:19.709
We'll go to your hotel.

427
00:24:19.875 --> 00:24:22.924
- But we're the ones getting the rooms.
- Yeah, that's right.

428
00:24:23.087 --> 00:24:25.840
Soon as I have a drink.
It's 5:00 in Florida.

429
00:24:26.006 --> 00:24:28.179
- I'll join you.
- If you insist.

430
00:24:28.342 --> 00:24:30.936
You know, Sam, it was you who
insisted on making the reservation.

431
00:24:31.095 --> 00:24:35.851
- And where'd you get that silly hat?
- Oh, why is my hat the default insult?

432
00:24:36.016 --> 00:24:39.896
<i>Can thrill me like you do</i>

433
00:24:40.104 --> 00:24:43.654
<i>And fill my heart with love</i>

434
00:24:43.816 --> 00:24:46.911
<i>For only you</i>

435
00:24:48.654 --> 00:24:50.281
<i>Only you</i>

436
00:24:51.532 --> 00:24:55.628
<i>Can make this change in me</i>

437
00:24:56.078 --> 00:24:59.002
<i>For it's true</i>

438
00:24:59.915 --> 00:25:04.261
<i>You are my destiny</i>

439
00:25:04.420 --> 00:25:08.891
<i>When you hold my hand
I understand</i>

440
00:25:09.049 --> 00:25:11.768
<i>The magic that you do</i>

441
00:25:12.302 --> 00:25:14.851
<i>You're my dream come true</i>

442
00:25:15.014 --> 00:25:18.735
<i>My one and only you</i>

443
00:25:20.811 --> 00:25:23.030
<i>Only you</i>

444
00:25:23.772 --> 00:25:28.152
<i>Only you can make
This change in me</i>

445
00:25:28.527 --> 00:25:30.905
<i>For it's true</i>

446
00:25:31.655 --> 00:25:36.081
<i>You are my destiny</i>

447
00:25:36.243 --> 00:25:38.666
<i>When you hold my hand</i>

448
00:25:38.829 --> 00:25:40.831
<i>I understand</i>

449
00:25:40.998 --> 00:25:45.549
<i>The magic that you do</i>

450
00:25:45.711 --> 00:25:49.716
<i>You're my dream come true</i>

451
00:25:49.882 --> 00:25:55.730
<i>My one and only</i>

452
00:25:55.888 --> 00:25:59.688
<i>You</i>

453
00:26:00.934 --> 00:26:03.608
All right. All right.

454
00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:05.857
Terrific.

455
00:26:06.023 --> 00:26:09.698
Thank you! But all that tells me is
that wherever you guys are from,

456
00:26:09.860 --> 00:26:11.407
you lack quality entertainment.

457
00:26:13.155 --> 00:26:14.748
Okay, that'll do it for me.

458
00:26:14.907 --> 00:26:18.832
Make sure to tip your waitresses.
It's pretty funny when they fall over.

459
00:26:22.331 --> 00:26:23.423
Sam, Sam.

460
00:26:23.582 --> 00:26:24.663
No, she's good, she's good.

461
00:26:24.792 --> 00:26:27.011
My friends and I
would like to buy you a drink.

462
00:26:27.628 --> 00:26:29.005
You were the ones laughing.

463
00:26:29.171 --> 00:26:30.889
In that case,
I should buy you a drink.

464
00:26:31.048 --> 00:26:32.595
Oh, hardly.

465
00:26:32.758 --> 00:26:34.510
- I'm Diana Boyle.
- Hi, I'm Billy Gherson.

466
00:26:34.676 --> 00:26:36.019
- I'm Archie Clayton.
- Hey.

467
00:26:36.178 --> 00:26:39.648
- Hi. That's Sam Harris.
- Hey, Diana, please, sit down.

468
00:26:39.807 --> 00:26:41.901
- Let go of her hand.
- Thank you.

469
00:26:43.143 --> 00:26:45.612
You were...
That was just incredible.

470
00:26:45.771 --> 00:26:47.972
And... And I'm just gonna
preemptively just put my cards

471
00:26:48.107 --> 00:26:50.109
- on the table, and say that...
- Sam.

472
00:26:50.275 --> 00:26:54.655
My wife of 40 years
has given me permission

473
00:26:54.822 --> 00:26:59.578
to basically cheat on her
this next few days.

474
00:26:59.743 --> 00:27:02.917
And so I just wanted
to let you know, in case you...

475
00:27:03.080 --> 00:27:05.424
- I'm available.
- That's a generous offer.

476
00:27:05.582 --> 00:27:07.050
Are you good in bed, Sam?

477
00:27:09.294 --> 00:27:10.341
I don't remember.

478
00:27:11.588 --> 00:27:13.010
Great!

479
00:27:15.592 --> 00:27:18.846
Carol, could I have
a Sapphire Martini, straight up

480
00:27:19.012 --> 00:27:21.106
- with a twist, please? Gentlemen?
- All right.

481
00:27:21.265 --> 00:27:22.858
What...? No alcohol.

482
00:27:23.016 --> 00:27:24.438
- He won't have alcohol.
- What?

483
00:27:24.768 --> 00:27:27.521
Bombay Sapphire martini,
straight up.

484
00:27:27.688 --> 00:27:29.065
Don't pay any mind to him.

485
00:27:29.231 --> 00:27:31.609
- I'm a big drinker, I drink all the time.
- Okay, okay.

486
00:27:31.775 --> 00:27:33.277
- Bring him two.
- And I'll have one.

487
00:27:33.443 --> 00:27:34.643
I'll... I'll have one as well.

488
00:27:34.778 --> 00:27:36.701
So, what brings you boys to Vegas?

489
00:27:36.864 --> 00:27:39.492
I'll tell you what brings us to Vegas:
a big fat liar.

490
00:27:39.658 --> 00:27:42.161
I just wanted to come over
and tell you how much I enjoyed

491
00:27:42.327 --> 00:27:43.954
- your performance.
- Oh, thank you.

492
00:27:44.121 --> 00:27:46.001
You're no spring chicken,
but you deserve better

493
00:27:46.123 --> 00:27:48.251
than being around these lowlifes.

494
00:27:48.417 --> 00:27:50.715
Prince Charming, is that you?

495
00:27:50.878 --> 00:27:53.472
You are so much shorter
than I thought you would be.

496
00:27:55.757 --> 00:27:59.352
No, actually we're here for a wedding.

497
00:27:59.511 --> 00:28:01.809
Our friend Hazelnut
is tying the knot on Sunday.

498
00:28:01.972 --> 00:28:05.021
- Yeah?
- So, all right. So long, jerk-offs.

499
00:28:05.184 --> 00:28:08.028
I'm gonna go look for a hotel
that actually has hotel rooms.

500
00:28:08.187 --> 00:28:09.564
Wait, wait. Why are you leaving?

501
00:28:09.730 --> 00:28:11.528
Because of this schmuck,
that's why.

502
00:28:11.690 --> 00:28:13.818
We got a couple
of unresolved issues.

503
00:28:14.193 --> 00:28:15.285
Is he a schmuck?

504
00:28:17.196 --> 00:28:19.164
It's a gray area.

505
00:28:19.323 --> 00:28:21.371
We've been best friends
since we're 6 years old.

506
00:28:21.533 --> 00:28:24.333
My wife dies about a year ago, he
doesn't even show up for the funeral.

507
00:28:24.494 --> 00:28:26.622
It's a little more complicated
than that. I...

508
00:28:26.788 --> 00:28:29.667
Yeah, sends me flowers with a note
that says "Sorry for your loss."

509
00:28:30.083 --> 00:28:32.051
Schmuck.

510
00:28:32.211 --> 00:28:34.509
Well, I am sorry that you're leaving.

511
00:28:34.671 --> 00:28:37.015
Clearly I need someone
to look out for me,

512
00:28:37.174 --> 00:28:41.554
seeing as how I'm associating
with an alcoholic, an adulterer

513
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:43.347
and a schmuck.

514
00:28:43.513 --> 00:28:44.685
I like you.

515
00:28:44.848 --> 00:28:45.895
- Well.
- Pat Connors.

516
00:28:46.058 --> 00:28:47.810
Still Diana Boyle.

517
00:28:47.976 --> 00:28:49.023
Diana?

518
00:28:49.186 --> 00:28:50.466
- Oh, look here.
- There you are.

519
00:28:50.604 --> 00:28:54.234
To the first bachelor party
I've ever attended

520
00:28:54.399 --> 00:28:55.992
that could be covered by Medicare.

521
00:28:56.818 --> 00:28:58.320
And to the only

522
00:28:58.487 --> 00:29:01.206
people here who actually
listened to me sing.

523
00:29:01.365 --> 00:29:02.617
Thank you for that.

524
00:29:04.409 --> 00:29:06.662
Hey, you, eye contact.

525
00:29:06.828 --> 00:29:08.876
Doesn't mean a thing
without eye contact.

526
00:29:12.251 --> 00:29:15.221
How old is the woman
that he is marrying?

527
00:29:16.046 --> 00:29:18.014
- She's...
- Oh, well, you know, she's...

528
00:29:18.173 --> 00:29:20.175
- Just in her...
- 30-ish.

529
00:29:20.342 --> 00:29:21.719
Oh, sweet Jesus.

530
00:29:21.885 --> 00:29:23.887
Guys, come on, we got to
get going here, all right?

531
00:29:24.054 --> 00:29:26.295
- Let's get over to the Aria.
- Oh, that's a great hotel.

532
00:29:26.431 --> 00:29:28.559
- Has my lucky big wheel.
- Big wheel.

533
00:29:28.725 --> 00:29:31.023
- Then you're coming with us.
- She is?

534
00:29:34.815 --> 00:29:36.863
What the hell is with this traffic?

535
00:29:37.025 --> 00:29:38.823
- Are you comfortable?
- No, I'm... I'm fine.

536
00:29:38.986 --> 00:29:41.910
- I can make him sit in the back.
- No, he doesn't have to go in the back.

537
00:29:42.072 --> 00:29:43.633
- Are you sure?
- Screw this, all right?

538
00:29:43.782 --> 00:29:45.409
- Let's just get out of here.
- What?

539
00:29:45.575 --> 00:29:46.975
- Let's get out. Screw it.
- Really?

540
00:29:47.119 --> 00:29:48.720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.
Lead on, man.

541
00:30:01.425 --> 00:30:03.803
<i>Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!</i>

542
00:30:10.183 --> 00:30:11.400
What is that, a map?

543
00:30:11.560 --> 00:30:13.107
Look at them.

544
00:30:13.270 --> 00:30:15.147
The moron brigade.

545
00:30:25.407 --> 00:30:28.502
So now it's just me, on my own.

546
00:30:28.660 --> 00:30:32.085
There's this young girl, a neighbor,
she keeps trying to bring me soup.

547
00:30:32.247 --> 00:30:34.841
- Well, she sounds terrible.
- She is terrible.

548
00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:36.217
Soup's not bad.

549
00:30:45.635 --> 00:30:46.875
- Aria.
- Gentlemen checking in?

550
00:30:47.012 --> 00:30:48.434
Gherson. Gherson.

551
00:30:48.597 --> 00:30:50.019
I'll take that, sir.

552
00:31:03.820 --> 00:31:06.949
All right, gentlemen, I'm gonna
touch base with my bride-to-be.

553
00:31:07.115 --> 00:31:08.583
She has her own phone?

554
00:31:08.742 --> 00:31:10.210
Yes, Archie,
she has her own phone.

555
00:31:10.369 --> 00:31:12.570
- Not a toy phone?
- Children are learning more and more

556
00:31:12.704 --> 00:31:15.127
about new technology.
They're younger and younger.

557
00:31:15.290 --> 00:31:17.008
Oh, like a baby monitor?

558
00:31:17.167 --> 00:31:18.714
You guys finished?

559
00:31:19.378 --> 00:31:21.676
- Not yet.
- All right, huddle up, huddle up.

560
00:31:22.381 --> 00:31:24.554
You are surrounded
by slot machines,

561
00:31:24.716 --> 00:31:27.811
poker, roulette,
and there are girls at every bar.

562
00:31:27.969 --> 00:31:30.347
I want to hear stories,
I want to hear results,

563
00:31:30.514 --> 00:31:32.642
I want to hear all of you
getting in trouble.

564
00:31:33.183 --> 00:31:35.277
And I'm sure
this young lady can help you.

565
00:31:35.435 --> 00:31:37.187
See you back here.

566
00:31:39.481 --> 00:31:40.949
This is the one, this is the one.

567
00:31:41.108 --> 00:31:43.702
Okay, so put a dollar down.

568
00:31:43.860 --> 00:31:46.113
- I don't gamble.
- Oh, this is not gambling.

569
00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:48.452
This, my friend, is a sure thing.

570
00:31:48.615 --> 00:31:52.620
- Yeah, but it's throwing money away.
- Come on, Paddy, give me a dollar.

571
00:31:53.787 --> 00:31:55.164
- Perfect, we're in.
- Good luck.

572
00:31:55.330 --> 00:31:57.128
Come on. Come on.

573
00:31:57.499 --> 00:31:59.046
Come on.

574
00:32:00.919 --> 00:32:03.593
Oh, congratulations!
Five dollars off the buffet.

575
00:32:03.755 --> 00:32:05.382
Yes, we did it.

576
00:32:05.549 --> 00:32:08.553
Our lives are changed forever,
Paddy. Can you feel it?

577
00:32:08.718 --> 00:32:11.938
All right, Paddy,
you just won $5 off the buffet.

578
00:32:12.097 --> 00:32:14.065
- What are you gonna do first?
- Go to the buffet.

579
00:32:14.224 --> 00:32:16.067
He's going to the buffet,
ladies and gentlemen,

580
00:32:16.226 --> 00:32:17.728
the man is going to the buffet.

581
00:32:17.894 --> 00:32:21.114
Paddy, Paddy, Paddy,
the good news is that this hotel

582
00:32:21.273 --> 00:32:22.991
actually does have rooms.

583
00:32:23.150 --> 00:32:24.823
The bad news is that
none are available.

584
00:32:25.026 --> 00:32:26.243
Don't tell Billy, please.

585
00:32:26.403 --> 00:32:28.883
I don't give a flying fart about Billy.
Where am I gonna sleep?

586
00:32:29.030 --> 00:32:31.249
Well, they said
they might have some after 6.

587
00:32:31.616 --> 00:32:32.993
So here's the deal:

588
00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:35.333
Lisa wants me
to check out the chapel.

589
00:32:35.662 --> 00:32:37.835
She's got you on a short leash,
doesn't she?

590
00:32:37.998 --> 00:32:40.592
- Kids these days.
- Well, would Mrs. Don Rickles

591
00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:42.423
happen to know
where the chapel is?

592
00:32:42.586 --> 00:32:44.463
I do, and I will show you.

593
00:32:44.629 --> 00:32:47.007
- That's okay, that's fine, I'll find it...
- No, no, no.

594
00:32:47.174 --> 00:32:50.018
- I'm being wonderful.
- Take your time.

595
00:32:50.177 --> 00:32:53.181
Plenty of time. We got till 6.

596
00:32:57.309 --> 00:32:59.357
Blackjack. I used to like blackjack.

597
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:02.238
- Archie?
- Archie.

598
00:33:06.276 --> 00:33:07.949
- I'm a little concerned...
- Yeah.

599
00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:10.905
Can I sit here?

600
00:33:11.072 --> 00:33:12.870
- Every time.
- Yes, of course, sir.

601
00:33:13.033 --> 00:33:14.876
- Yeah, sit down.
- Cocktail, cigarettes?

602
00:33:19.873 --> 00:33:21.420
- Sir?
- Yeah?

603
00:33:21.583 --> 00:33:23.381
Sir, I think she's asking
if you have

604
00:33:23.543 --> 00:33:25.887
any money in that
fanny pack of yours.

605
00:33:27.005 --> 00:33:28.131
Yeah, there you go.

606
00:33:28.298 --> 00:33:30.141
Excuse me, cocktails.

607
00:33:30.300 --> 00:33:32.723
Holy crap, what, did you rob a bank?

608
00:33:32.886 --> 00:33:36.766
Sort of. I emptied out
half my pension, $15,000.

609
00:33:36.932 --> 00:33:38.184
- What?
- You all right?

610
00:33:38.350 --> 00:33:40.148
Guys, come on.

611
00:33:40.310 --> 00:33:42.654
I'm on a weekend furlough
from prison.

612
00:33:42.812 --> 00:33:45.235
I don't know about you,
but I'm making the most of it.

613
00:33:45.398 --> 00:33:48.902
- Seriously, count a little slower, Ling.
- Come on, Paddy, join us, this is...

614
00:33:50.070 --> 00:33:51.117
Sorry.

615
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:53.281
Kidding me?
It's like you did that on purpose.

616
00:33:53.448 --> 00:33:55.075
No, no, it's... It was just an accident.

617
00:33:55.242 --> 00:33:57.119
What are you, his bodyguard?
No, you know what?

618
00:33:57.285 --> 00:33:59.879
Thank you, guys, for killing
a really, really hot table.

619
00:34:00.038 --> 00:34:01.711
We're done.

620
00:34:02.290 --> 00:34:03.837
Fifteen thousand coming in.

621
00:34:06.586 --> 00:34:09.339
And on that happy note,
I've got a certain prophylactic device

622
00:34:09.506 --> 00:34:11.429
burning a hole in my pocket.

623
00:34:11.591 --> 00:34:13.559
I will see you gentlemen later.

624
00:34:14.177 --> 00:34:16.396
- Sam. Sam?
- What?

625
00:34:16.763 --> 00:34:18.231
Glasses. Take your glasses off.

626
00:34:18.765 --> 00:34:20.767
Makes you look younger.

627
00:34:24.396 --> 00:34:26.239
- He does?
- No.

628
00:34:28.191 --> 00:34:29.534
Hi.

629
00:34:30.819 --> 00:34:32.867
- Hello, sir.
- A gin and tonic.

630
00:34:33.029 --> 00:34:34.326
Right away.

631
00:34:38.702 --> 00:34:39.954
Hi.

632
00:34:49.129 --> 00:34:50.631
You have to see it.

633
00:34:50.797 --> 00:34:52.049
I'm sure.

634
00:34:52.215 --> 00:34:54.217
There he is. Hi.

635
00:34:54.676 --> 00:34:56.178
Hello.

636
00:34:56.344 --> 00:34:58.813
- Come here often?
- As a matter of fact, I do.

637
00:34:58.972 --> 00:35:01.066
It's a good place for me to relax
between shows.

638
00:35:01.224 --> 00:35:03.443
Between shows?
Your shows... Your show?

639
00:35:03.602 --> 00:35:05.445
Yeah, I love this place.
It's got a nice

640
00:35:05.604 --> 00:35:07.698
"anything can happen"
kind of atmosphere,

641
00:35:07.856 --> 00:35:08.903
you know what I mean?

642
00:35:09.065 --> 00:35:11.318
Oh, is that a wedding ring
you're sporting there?

643
00:35:11.484 --> 00:35:14.328
It is a wedding ring, but
the great thing is, I have permission.

644
00:35:14.487 --> 00:35:16.990
My wife is very open.

645
00:35:17.157 --> 00:35:18.204
Well, okay.

646
00:35:18.658 --> 00:35:20.456
Okay...?

647
00:35:20.660 --> 00:35:23.413
Okay, well, let me...
Let me buy you another drink.

648
00:35:23.580 --> 00:35:26.629
- I just have one question for you.
- What's that?

649
00:35:26.791 --> 00:35:28.885
What would my wife think?

650
00:35:29.169 --> 00:35:30.386
What? Hol...

651
00:35:31.212 --> 00:35:33.340
Excuse me, I just have...

652
00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:38.228
I'm... You're... You're... I...

653
00:35:38.386 --> 00:35:40.138
You're a... You're a trans...

654
00:35:40.305 --> 00:35:42.774
Trans... planted New Yorker?

655
00:35:42.932 --> 00:35:45.481
- New Jersey.
- Jersey? Oh, Brooklyn.

656
00:35:45.644 --> 00:35:47.271
You look fantastic.

657
00:35:47.437 --> 00:35:50.281
And I do not judge,
I make no judgments.

658
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:51.862
Oh, no, no.
No judgment here either.

659
00:35:52.025 --> 00:35:53.117
"Papa Don't Preach."

660
00:35:53.276 --> 00:35:55.745
- No, no, good.
- It's a Madonna song.

661
00:35:56.905 --> 00:35:59.579
I get it. You're Madonna.

662
00:35:59.949 --> 00:36:01.371
Hello, I'm Sam.

663
00:36:01.534 --> 00:36:03.207
- Sam Harris.
- Maurice Tischler.

664
00:36:04.579 --> 00:36:05.751
Yeah.

665
00:36:05.914 --> 00:36:07.291
This is it.

666
00:36:07.457 --> 00:36:09.050
If you're gonna
get hitched in Vegas,

667
00:36:09.209 --> 00:36:12.383
this is pretty much the least
depressing place you can do it.

668
00:36:13.213 --> 00:36:15.466
Hey, I like it.

669
00:36:16.299 --> 00:36:18.017
Well, good.

670
00:36:18.468 --> 00:36:20.220
I will leave you to it.

671
00:36:20.387 --> 00:36:21.730
- Welcome.
- Thank you.

672
00:36:22.514 --> 00:36:25.233
Welcome to where love takes flight.

673
00:36:25.767 --> 00:36:27.064
Hi. Billy Gherson.

674
00:36:27.227 --> 00:36:28.945
- Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Gherson.
- Hi.

675
00:36:29.104 --> 00:36:30.947
I should have known.

676
00:36:31.106 --> 00:36:33.700
I've seen a lot of couples
come down this aisle.

677
00:36:33.858 --> 00:36:36.202
I can always tell when it's true love.

678
00:36:37.070 --> 00:36:40.370
No, no, no,
this is not my fiancée.

679
00:36:40.532 --> 00:36:41.784
- No.
- Oh, no, no, no.

680
00:36:41.950 --> 00:36:45.545
This man would never marry
someone even close to his own age.

681
00:36:46.579 --> 00:36:48.456
So who are you?

682
00:36:48.873 --> 00:36:49.920
I'm his mother.

683
00:36:52.127 --> 00:36:54.880
So we got a lounge singer
of a certain age.

684
00:36:55.046 --> 00:36:58.095
- Oh, how delicately put.
- But not from here.

685
00:36:58.258 --> 00:36:59.760
- Atlanta.
- Right.

686
00:36:59.926 --> 00:37:03.556
In my former life,
I was a tax attorney.

687
00:37:04.431 --> 00:37:06.479
I raised a daughter on my own.

688
00:37:06.641 --> 00:37:11.147
Her father was an asshole
of epic proportions,

689
00:37:11.312 --> 00:37:13.690
and I got her through school
and...

690
00:37:13.857 --> 00:37:16.986
Now, I am giving you the full bio here.
Should I stop or...?

691
00:37:17.152 --> 00:37:18.592
- No, no, no, go on, go on.
- Really?

692
00:37:18.737 --> 00:37:20.284
- Yes.
- Okay.

693
00:37:20.447 --> 00:37:21.949
And so a few months ago,

694
00:37:22.115 --> 00:37:25.039
I found myself downsized
and empty-nested,

695
00:37:25.201 --> 00:37:27.420
and I asked myself,

696
00:37:27.579 --> 00:37:31.959
"What do you really want to do
with your life, Diana Boyle?"

697
00:37:32.125 --> 00:37:35.925
And what I really wanted to do
was sing.

698
00:37:36.087 --> 00:37:38.215
I'm a little old for <i>American Idol.</i>

699
00:37:38.381 --> 00:37:41.055
So I figured Vegas.

700
00:37:41.217 --> 00:37:44.892
And so, you know,
as they say, it goes.

701
00:37:45.054 --> 00:37:48.354
A big shot at Binion's needed
some legal advice,

702
00:37:48.516 --> 00:37:53.067
so basically, I got that gig
sewed up till I drop.

703
00:37:55.899 --> 00:37:58.152
It was nice of you
to walk me to my car.

704
00:37:58.318 --> 00:38:03.449
Oh, well, it was nice of you
to walk me to the chapel.

705
00:38:04.949 --> 00:38:09.671
You know, you are not as charming
as you think you are.

706
00:38:09.871 --> 00:38:12.795
Well, no one could be, quite frankly.

707
00:38:16.085 --> 00:38:17.428
It was nice.

708
00:38:18.338 --> 00:38:22.593
Congratulations! So long, schmuck!

709
00:38:29.724 --> 00:38:31.442
Hey, babe.

710
00:38:32.560 --> 00:38:34.358
No, no, I just came from...

711
00:38:34.521 --> 00:38:36.023
Yeah.

712
00:38:36.189 --> 00:38:38.612
It's interesting. It's...

713
00:38:38.775 --> 00:38:39.822
No, you're gonna love it.

714
00:38:39.984 --> 00:38:41.452
You're really gonna love it.

715
00:38:41.611 --> 00:38:42.954
- Surgery?
- Yeah.

716
00:38:43.112 --> 00:38:46.457
- That's... That's a game-changer.
- Well, it's just a big commitment.

717
00:38:46.616 --> 00:38:49.290
There's no going back, you know.
It's not the pain,

718
00:38:49.452 --> 00:38:51.852
- I mean, it's the recovery time.
- How long is the recovery?

719
00:38:51.996 --> 00:38:54.237
It's like eight to 12 weeks.
It's hard for a man to take.

720
00:38:54.374 --> 00:38:56.297
- So he's out for the season.
- Totally out.

721
00:38:56.459 --> 00:38:59.008
That's why you gotta go
with the Packers, and the points.

722
00:38:59.170 --> 00:39:01.013
- All the girls are making the same bet.
- Sam.

723
00:39:01.172 --> 00:39:02.970
- It's a no-brainer.
- Sam!

724
00:39:03.132 --> 00:39:04.850
Come on, come on.

725
00:39:06.511 --> 00:39:07.888
Nice to meet you. Madonna, Cher.

726
00:39:08.054 --> 00:39:09.647
- Yeah, I'm coming.
- Call me. Call me.

727
00:39:10.431 --> 00:39:11.774
Sam, where have you been?

728
00:39:11.933 --> 00:39:13.606
I've been working the room.

729
00:39:13.768 --> 00:39:15.486
You gotta stop him.
You gotta stop him.

730
00:39:15.645 --> 00:39:17.238
- What? Stop what?
- Archie, he lost it.

731
00:39:17.397 --> 00:39:18.444
Lost what?

732
00:39:23.111 --> 00:39:24.408
Archie?

733
00:39:38.751 --> 00:39:40.753
I'm so sorry, Archie.

734
00:39:43.631 --> 00:39:45.554
I begged and I begged him,
he just wouldn't stop.

735
00:39:45.717 --> 00:39:48.015
- I don't know what to say.
- Yeah, well, okay.

736
00:39:50.972 --> 00:39:52.098
Another bet, sir?

737
00:39:52.849 --> 00:39:54.271
How much was that last bet?

738
00:39:54.434 --> 00:39:56.562
- Nine thousand.
- He lost 9,000?

739
00:39:58.021 --> 00:39:59.501
- How much left?
- What are you doing?

740
00:39:59.522 --> 00:40:00.739
Let me count.

741
00:40:02.108 --> 00:40:03.701
You started with 15,000.

742
00:40:03.860 --> 00:40:05.203
Now you have...

743
00:40:06.738 --> 00:40:08.035
...102,000, sir.

744
00:40:13.995 --> 00:40:15.497
Okay, I'm done.

745
00:40:16.706 --> 00:40:19.084
- Hundred and two thousand?
- That's enough.

746
00:40:19.250 --> 00:40:21.423
- Yeah, that's a good decision.
- Excuse me, sir,

747
00:40:21.586 --> 00:40:22.758
are you a guest in the hotel?

748
00:40:22.921 --> 00:40:25.219
Oh, we were... We really...
We've gotta...

749
00:40:25.798 --> 00:40:26.970
Actually, we just...

750
00:40:27.133 --> 00:40:28.806
Great game, great game,
great dealer.

751
00:40:28.968 --> 00:40:30.140
Great table, great game.

752
00:40:30.303 --> 00:40:31.395
How much?

753
00:40:31.554 --> 00:40:33.977
- Hundred and two thousand.
- Hundred and two.

754
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:36.897
So, what happened?
We break a rule or something?

755
00:40:37.060 --> 00:40:38.740
Are they gonna take
his money back or what?

756
00:40:38.895 --> 00:40:39.942
I don't know.

757
00:40:41.814 --> 00:40:44.442
My son. It's Ezra. It's my son.

758
00:40:44.609 --> 00:40:46.077
Hello, Ezra.

759
00:40:46.235 --> 00:40:48.203
Wonderful to hear from you, son.

760
00:40:48.363 --> 00:40:52.664
Ezra, calm down.
Calm down. I'm at the church retreat.

761
00:40:55.662 --> 00:40:56.879
That?

762
00:40:57.038 --> 00:40:59.791
That was the Holy Spirit
getting into people.

763
00:40:59.958 --> 00:41:02.586
- Hallelujah!
- Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

764
00:41:02.752 --> 00:41:04.800
- Praise the Lord!
- Ezra, I'm going to have to go.

765
00:41:04.963 --> 00:41:06.931
I think the Holy Spirit's
about to leave the room.

766
00:41:07.090 --> 00:41:09.138
I'm gonna see
if I can't stop him, okay?

767
00:41:09.300 --> 00:41:11.020
- I shall not want.
- I love you, son. Amen.

768
00:41:11.177 --> 00:41:12.895
He maketh me to lie down...
Did he buy it?

769
00:41:13.054 --> 00:41:15.022
I don't know, I was improvising,
same as you.

770
00:41:15.181 --> 00:41:16.433
Well...

771
00:41:18.476 --> 00:41:20.103
- He... He walketh me.
- Hello.

772
00:41:20.269 --> 00:41:22.067
The Lord is my shepherd.

773
00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:24.449
- Praise the...
- It's Billy. Billy!

774
00:41:24.607 --> 00:41:25.984
<i>I'm at the pool.</i>

775
00:41:26.150 --> 00:41:27.777
- He's at the pool.
- What's he doing?

776
00:41:27.944 --> 00:41:30.038
- What's at the pool?
- Where is the pool?

777
00:41:30.363 --> 00:41:31.706
Welcome to Las Vegas.

778
00:41:31.864 --> 00:41:33.081
- Yes!
- Yeah.

779
00:41:33.241 --> 00:41:34.413
- Relax, Gherson.
- Yeah.

780
00:41:34.575 --> 00:41:36.873
It's not like you invented it.

781
00:41:37.370 --> 00:41:39.122
Oh, Jesus.

782
00:41:45.628 --> 00:41:48.006
We got a bikini contest coming up!

783
00:41:49.007 --> 00:41:50.884
Who wants to be a judge?

784
00:41:51.050 --> 00:41:52.768
I do!

785
00:41:56.264 --> 00:42:00.189
Idea. Let's see
what we can do with this.

786
00:42:00.393 --> 00:42:02.236
Are you ready to Party Rock?

787
00:42:04.522 --> 00:42:07.776
I go by the name of Redfoo!

788
00:42:08.860 --> 00:42:11.784
Yeah, we got cash, we got prizes,

789
00:42:11.946 --> 00:42:16.497
and we got the best judges
in the world!

790
00:42:16.701 --> 00:42:20.331
Put your hands up, put your hands up,
put your hands up!

791
00:42:23.082 --> 00:42:24.334
Yeah!

792
00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:26.218
Well, check your pulse, fellas,

793
00:42:26.377 --> 00:42:30.427
because coming to the stage
is our first girl.

794
00:42:30.590 --> 00:42:35.391
She's from Seattle
and she likes to get wet, baby!

795
00:42:36.971 --> 00:42:38.723
Jessica!

796
00:42:38.890 --> 00:42:41.643
I love you, Jessica!

797
00:42:43.394 --> 00:42:46.614
Yeah, look at them assets, baby!

798
00:42:46.773 --> 00:42:48.116
Yeah!

799
00:42:48.691 --> 00:42:51.114
Judges, judges,
what you got for Jessica?

800
00:42:53.071 --> 00:42:54.823
Ten, baby!

801
00:42:56.074 --> 00:42:57.417
Ten!

802
00:42:58.910 --> 00:43:01.834
Ten! Yeah, baby!

803
00:43:01.996 --> 00:43:03.794
Looking good.

804
00:43:03.956 --> 00:43:09.304
Next coming up is Christina,
and she's a redhead,

805
00:43:09.462 --> 00:43:11.135
and let me tell you,

806
00:43:11.297 --> 00:43:13.470
it's au naturel, baby.

807
00:43:15.134 --> 00:43:16.761
Judges?

808
00:43:18.846 --> 00:43:20.063
Ten, baby!

809
00:43:21.724 --> 00:43:23.692
Irena, baby, yeah!

810
00:43:24.602 --> 00:43:27.071
Bring out Patrice!

811
00:43:31.859 --> 00:43:32.906
Come on and shout it!

812
00:43:33.694 --> 00:43:34.786
Baby!

813
00:43:48.459 --> 00:43:49.506
Yeah!

814
00:43:50.002 --> 00:43:51.424
Looking good!

815
00:43:51.838 --> 00:43:53.465
Yeah!

816
00:43:57.844 --> 00:43:59.562
Eleven!

817
00:44:01.889 --> 00:44:04.062
Let's get to know the judges.

818
00:44:04.225 --> 00:44:05.425
Can we get to know the judges?

819
00:44:05.560 --> 00:44:07.187
What's your name there, sir?

820
00:44:08.062 --> 00:44:09.530
- Sam.
- All right.

821
00:44:09.689 --> 00:44:12.818
Oh, and I'm available,
I have a condom.

822
00:44:13.359 --> 00:44:15.361
Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby!

823
00:44:15.528 --> 00:44:19.123
Who's that?
What is your name, party planner?

824
00:44:19.282 --> 00:44:20.454
Paddy.

825
00:44:20.616 --> 00:44:22.084
Paddy!

826
00:44:24.453 --> 00:44:29.209
Well, Paddy, I got a special package
just for you, baby!

827
00:44:36.424 --> 00:44:39.348
Yeah, baby!

828
00:44:42.805 --> 00:44:44.603
Yeah, baby!

829
00:44:47.018 --> 00:44:49.058
I don't know how Paddy
could have given her a seven.

830
00:44:49.187 --> 00:44:51.110
She was too young.
She shouldn't have been there.

831
00:44:51.272 --> 00:44:53.115
- I liked Mr. Redfoo.
- Who's that?

832
00:44:53.274 --> 00:44:54.794
The guy who put his balls
in your face.

833
00:44:54.942 --> 00:44:56.285
Oh, yeah, liked him.

834
00:44:56.444 --> 00:44:58.324
- He knows how to keep a party...
- Mr. Clayton?

835
00:44:59.363 --> 00:45:01.957
Quite a run you had at blackjack.
Can we talk?

836
00:45:02.617 --> 00:45:03.709
- Well, I...
- Apparently,

837
00:45:03.868 --> 00:45:05.836
you aren't actually staying here,
is that correct?

838
00:45:05.995 --> 00:45:07.292
Now, wait a minute here.

839
00:45:07.455 --> 00:45:09.298
Are you suggesting my friend
is a card counter

840
00:45:09.457 --> 00:45:11.337
because he took your casino
for a hundred grand?

841
00:45:11.459 --> 00:45:13.882
No, he won fair and square,
and actually we'd just like

842
00:45:14.045 --> 00:45:16.264
to have a chance
to win some of that money back

843
00:45:16.422 --> 00:45:18.140
by giving you someplace nice to stay.

844
00:45:18.299 --> 00:45:19.699
Hey, Alan, you wanted
to talk to me?

845
00:45:20.635 --> 00:45:21.807
- This is Lonnie.
- Hey.

846
00:45:21.969 --> 00:45:23.971
He's gonna take care of you
this weekend.

847
00:45:24.138 --> 00:45:26.561
With all due respect,
I believe I'm actually assigned to...

848
00:45:26.724 --> 00:45:28.397
- He canceled.
- He canceled?

849
00:45:29.227 --> 00:45:32.572
Yeah, give these gentlemen Villa 4.

850
00:45:32.939 --> 00:45:36.614
Are you sure he canceled?
I just confirmed with his travel a...

851
00:45:36.776 --> 00:45:37.902
Good day, gentlemen.

852
00:45:39.153 --> 00:45:40.200
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

853
00:45:40.363 --> 00:45:41.831
Thank you.

854
00:45:43.658 --> 00:45:45.219
I hope there's room enough
for four guys

855
00:45:45.368 --> 00:45:48.338
because there's no way
I'm sharing a bed with this cupcake.

856
00:45:51.874 --> 00:45:53.751
The penthouse villa.

857
00:45:55.878 --> 00:45:58.677
Dollar for dollar, one of the best suites
in all of Vegas.

858
00:45:58.839 --> 00:46:00.432
Four bedrooms up top,

859
00:46:00.591 --> 00:46:02.434
fully stocked bar, gourmet kitchen,

860
00:46:02.593 --> 00:46:04.516
and all the amenities
you see before you.

861
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:06.431
You know what I feel like?

862
00:46:06.597 --> 00:46:07.894
I feel like a damn princess.

863
00:46:09.308 --> 00:46:10.981
So intimate, that's what I love.

864
00:46:11.143 --> 00:46:13.521
I'm at your disposal for anything else
that you might need.

865
00:46:13.688 --> 00:46:15.565
Is that your job?
You're just here for us?

866
00:46:15.731 --> 00:46:17.950
You wouldn't believe who I was
supposed to be hosting.

867
00:46:18.109 --> 00:46:19.281
Who?

868
00:46:19.443 --> 00:46:20.490
Fiddy .

869
00:46:20.653 --> 00:46:21.825
Fiddy? P-Fiddy?

870
00:46:21.988 --> 00:46:24.537
- Fifty.
- Fifty people in here?

871
00:46:24.699 --> 00:46:27.077
No, no, 50 Cent. Curtis Jackson.

872
00:46:27.243 --> 00:46:29.166
- Oh, from the Jackson 5, sure.
- Yeah, okay.

873
00:46:30.663 --> 00:46:32.757
50 Cent's a pretty big deal
in modern times,

874
00:46:32.915 --> 00:46:34.838
and one of the perks of hosting him is,
you know,

875
00:46:35.001 --> 00:46:37.800
I get that second-and third-round
draft pick. You know what I mean?

876
00:46:37.962 --> 00:46:39.305
We don't.

877
00:46:39.672 --> 00:46:41.219
Like, the leftover...

878
00:46:41.549 --> 00:46:44.109
So I'm assuming you guys are not
gonna wanna visit our nightclub.

879
00:46:44.260 --> 00:46:46.262
Nightclub? Dancing?

880
00:46:46.429 --> 00:46:47.476
Yes, Mr. Clayton,

881
00:46:47.638 --> 00:46:50.107
I believe some people will be dancing
at the nightclub.

882
00:46:50.266 --> 00:46:53.019
Oh, all right. Okay.

883
00:46:53.185 --> 00:46:55.313
Usually gets jumping around 11:00.

884
00:46:55.479 --> 00:46:57.823
If you like, I can pick you up
or wake you up.

885
00:46:59.942 --> 00:47:02.411
- What are we talking about?
- That's when we come alive.

886
00:47:02.570 --> 00:47:04.250
Midnight at the disco,
we'll see you there.

887
00:47:04.405 --> 00:47:06.749
We're always up and about
after midnight on the weekends.

888
00:47:06.907 --> 00:47:09.427
- A little after, maybe.
- I'll leave you gentlemen to your fun.

889
00:47:09.577 --> 00:47:10.624
- Thank you.
- Keys.

890
00:47:10.786 --> 00:47:12.504
How do you get
these damn curtains open?

891
00:47:12.663 --> 00:47:14.210
I know how these things work.

892
00:47:14.373 --> 00:47:16.091
Let's get some light in here, Jesus.

893
00:47:16.250 --> 00:47:19.094
We've got one of these consoles
in every single room.

894
00:47:19.253 --> 00:47:20.630
Ready, one, two, three.

895
00:47:21.881 --> 00:47:23.849
Let me help you geniuses.

896
00:47:24.008 --> 00:47:25.055
The hell?

897
00:47:25.217 --> 00:47:27.094
- Okay.
- Oh, there's a window.

898
00:47:27.261 --> 00:47:29.309
Oh, of course, of course.

899
00:47:29.472 --> 00:47:31.645
A lot of times they just
put a light back there.

900
00:47:32.641 --> 00:47:34.643
It's probably fake. It's fake. I give up.

901
00:47:35.770 --> 00:47:37.192
Did you do that?

902
00:47:39.982 --> 00:47:42.610
Curtains, music, lighting.

903
00:47:42.777 --> 00:47:44.654
And if you're really
feeling adventurous,

904
00:47:44.820 --> 00:47:48.040
we now have color television.
Have a good day, sir.

905
00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:49.416
Oh, cute.

906
00:47:49.575 --> 00:47:52.044
Fellas, look at this.

907
00:47:52.203 --> 00:47:53.250
Oh, no.

908
00:47:54.497 --> 00:47:56.170
An old friend.

909
00:47:56.332 --> 00:47:57.709
Is that what I think it is?

910
00:47:57.875 --> 00:47:59.877
You mean you kept that
all this time?

911
00:48:00.044 --> 00:48:02.467
Goddamn right I have.
The Flatbush Four is back,

912
00:48:02.630 --> 00:48:04.428
and we're not on any
Brooklyn street corner,

913
00:48:04.590 --> 00:48:06.467
man, we're on top of Vegas.

914
00:48:06.634 --> 00:48:08.557
Celebrating my wedding.

915
00:48:09.387 --> 00:48:11.560
- Let's get it on!
- Let's go on.

916
00:48:11.972 --> 00:48:15.602
- I'll get some ice.
- Okay, all right, damn.

917
00:48:15.768 --> 00:48:17.736
Yeah, just like you, Gherson.

918
00:48:17.895 --> 00:48:20.096
Let's forget about everything
we've done to hurt people.

919
00:48:20.231 --> 00:48:22.700
Let's just move on
and celebrate me, that's all.

920
00:48:26.570 --> 00:48:29.369
Paddy, I should have been there.

921
00:48:29.532 --> 00:48:31.292
You're damn right
you should have been there.

922
00:48:31.450 --> 00:48:32.622
You should have been there,

923
00:48:32.785 --> 00:48:35.038
and, you know, she wanted you
to do the eulogy.

924
00:48:35.204 --> 00:48:36.831
She wanted you, and you knew that.

925
00:48:36.997 --> 00:48:38.965
She knew I would fall apart
in front of everybody,

926
00:48:39.125 --> 00:48:41.719
and she knew you would make
everybody laugh, Mr. Comedian,

927
00:48:41.877 --> 00:48:43.129
but no.

928
00:48:44.672 --> 00:48:46.595
You didn't show up,
you were too busy.

929
00:48:46.757 --> 00:48:48.475
Too busy for my wife's funeral,

930
00:48:48.801 --> 00:48:51.930
our Sophie's funeral,
so I had to do it.

931
00:48:52.096 --> 00:48:54.724
I didn't get one word out.
Broke down like a baby.

932
00:48:54.932 --> 00:48:56.058
I'm sorry, Paddy.

933
00:48:56.225 --> 00:48:58.227
No, you're a phony, Gherson.

934
00:48:58.394 --> 00:48:59.995
You always have been,
you always will be.

935
00:49:00.146 --> 00:49:01.346
Everything about you is phony.

936
00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:03.608
Your teeth, your hair,
even your tan is phony.

937
00:49:03.774 --> 00:49:05.447
Jesus, Paddy, you know, you...

938
00:49:05.609 --> 00:49:08.328
Hey, Paddy, come on, man,
for crying out loud,

939
00:49:08.487 --> 00:49:10.455
we're just trying to have
a nice weekend together.

940
00:49:10.614 --> 00:49:12.491
Nice weekend?
You call this a nice weekend?

941
00:49:12.658 --> 00:49:13.955
This is sad.

942
00:49:14.118 --> 00:49:16.086
I'd give my left arm to be
with my wife right now,

943
00:49:16.245 --> 00:49:18.498
and all Sammy wants to do
is cheat on his.

944
00:49:18.664 --> 00:49:21.087
And, Archie, you're on some sort of
self-destructive bender,

945
00:49:21.250 --> 00:49:24.550
cleaning out your pension fund
like you're so desperate to be alive.

946
00:49:24.712 --> 00:49:26.885
And this guy wants us to validate
his marrying a child.

947
00:49:27.047 --> 00:49:30.142
Well, you know what? I'm not gonna
be part of this charade, not me.

948
00:49:37.766 --> 00:49:39.359
Naptime.

949
00:49:49.570 --> 00:49:53.040
No, it's easy as long
as you have a couple girls...

950
00:50:03.751 --> 00:50:04.968
Oh, my God.

951
00:50:05.127 --> 00:50:07.755
We've been here
like an hour, Billy.

952
00:50:07.922 --> 00:50:10.266
I think they're only letting
people with cleavage in.

953
00:50:10.716 --> 00:50:12.059
Screw it, follow me.

954
00:50:12.218 --> 00:50:14.061
Where are we going?

955
00:50:14.220 --> 00:50:15.563
Billy?

956
00:50:19.225 --> 00:50:21.944
So, what's it gonna take
for three VIPs?

957
00:50:22.102 --> 00:50:23.854
Who's your VIP host?

958
00:50:24.021 --> 00:50:25.273
- VIP host?
- VIP host.

959
00:50:25.439 --> 00:50:27.237
Oh, that's what's-his...?
Our friend...

960
00:50:27.399 --> 00:50:29.072
- Oh, yeah, yeah...
- Larry. Larry.

961
00:50:29.235 --> 00:50:31.329
- Louie. Remember Louie?
- Lorrie? Louis? No, no, no.

962
00:50:31.487 --> 00:50:33.740
- Larry? Larry, Larry.
- No, it's an "L."

963
00:50:33.906 --> 00:50:35.749
No, you got it all wrong.
We don't know.

964
00:50:35.908 --> 00:50:37.080
He's a nice guy.

965
00:50:37.243 --> 00:50:38.335
Get back in line.

966
00:50:38.911 --> 00:50:40.003
You sure about that, son?

967
00:50:47.586 --> 00:50:48.963
He's laughing.

968
00:50:53.801 --> 00:50:56.304
- Oh, y'all are serious, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.

969
00:50:56.470 --> 00:50:59.644
Look, the only way you guys
are getting in there tonight

970
00:50:59.807 --> 00:51:01.480
is VIP bottle service.

971
00:51:01.642 --> 00:51:03.235
- All right, I got that.
- No, no, no.

972
00:51:03.394 --> 00:51:05.442
We got, we got it.
No, no, this is on us.

973
00:51:05.604 --> 00:51:08.357
- Eighteen.
- Eighteen. Okay, 18.

974
00:51:08.524 --> 00:51:10.822
- Here's my friend's ten.
- Yep.

975
00:51:10.985 --> 00:51:13.238
And I've got...
Here's one, two, three,

976
00:51:13.404 --> 00:51:15.406
- and five.
- There you go.

977
00:51:15.573 --> 00:51:18.747
And one for your warmth
and hospitality.

978
00:51:18.909 --> 00:51:22.004
- Eighteen hundred.
- Eighteen hundred what?

979
00:51:22.162 --> 00:51:24.381
Eighteen hundred dollars, fellas.

980
00:51:26.083 --> 00:51:27.130
Fuck!

981
00:51:27.293 --> 00:51:31.014
No, I got this. I'm up $102,000.

982
00:51:31.171 --> 00:51:32.263
We'll take the bottles.

983
00:51:32.423 --> 00:51:34.596
Bottle. One bottle.

984
00:51:35.718 --> 00:51:37.345
You shitting me?

985
00:51:40.514 --> 00:51:41.857
We'll take it.

986
00:51:55.821 --> 00:51:57.664
Here you go, fellas.

987
00:51:59.158 --> 00:52:00.205
All right.

988
00:52:00.367 --> 00:52:01.584
- Thank you.
- Hey.

989
00:52:02.244 --> 00:52:04.963
Gentlemen. Not too shabby, huh?

990
00:52:05.122 --> 00:52:07.124
- Not too.
- No wonder it's $1,800.

991
00:52:07.291 --> 00:52:10.044
Look at the size of this thing.

992
00:52:10.252 --> 00:52:12.050
Yeah, that's my boy! Make it happen!

993
00:52:14.882 --> 00:52:16.304
- Hi.
- Hi.

994
00:52:16.967 --> 00:52:19.265
She's on my lap.
There's a girl on my lap.

995
00:52:19.428 --> 00:52:21.522
- Do you mind?
- No, no, no.

996
00:52:21.680 --> 00:52:24.274
It's... It's titanium.
It can't feel a thing.

997
00:52:24.433 --> 00:52:26.401
What can we start
you gentlemen off with?

998
00:52:26.560 --> 00:52:28.938
- How about some Red Bull vodkas?
- Yeah!

999
00:52:29.104 --> 00:52:31.448
- Red Bull vodkas.
- I probably should take it easy.

1000
00:52:31.607 --> 00:52:33.826
- How about just a glass of soda?
- Yeah, yeah, me too.

1001
00:52:33.984 --> 00:52:36.237
I feel a little...

1002
00:52:36.904 --> 00:52:38.952
Well, I can't tell if I'm having
another stroke

1003
00:52:39.114 --> 00:52:40.787
or if it's these dad-gum lights.

1004
00:52:41.408 --> 00:52:43.456
What's with you guys, all right?

1005
00:52:43.619 --> 00:52:45.621
Today you were just fine.

1006
00:52:45.788 --> 00:52:47.540
Now all of a sudden
you're like two old dogs

1007
00:52:47.706 --> 00:52:50.255
being dragged out of the back
of the house to lie down and die.

1008
00:52:50.918 --> 00:52:52.135
Three Red Bull vodkas.

1009
00:52:53.087 --> 00:52:55.556
- What's a rebel vodka?
- I don't know.

1010
00:52:57.800 --> 00:52:59.848
- He just asked for my number!
- Yeah, girl!

1011
00:53:00.010 --> 00:53:03.389
Hey, Sam. Got a little bachelorette
party going on over there.

1012
00:53:03.555 --> 00:53:07.605
I bet there's at least three girls there
that got some serious daddy issues.

1013
00:53:09.019 --> 00:53:10.566
Archie!

1014
00:53:10.729 --> 00:53:12.249
- You said you wanted to dance.
- Yeah.

1015
00:53:12.398 --> 00:53:15.322
- Now's your chance.
- I'm still a little concerned about...

1016
00:53:15.484 --> 00:53:18.829
Oh, no, no, let's not talk
about Paddy now, huh? Please.

1017
00:53:49.309 --> 00:53:51.482
Boy, these "Red Balls" vodkas
are strange.

1018
00:53:51.645 --> 00:53:55.195
I feel like I'm getting drunk
and electrocuted at the same time.

1019
00:53:55.357 --> 00:53:58.327
And the music! Loud!
Like everything sounds alike.

1020
00:53:58.485 --> 00:54:01.864
Like they're playing the same song
over and over and over and over again.

1021
00:54:02.030 --> 00:54:05.204
I probably should get up and dance,
but I'm used to having a partner.

1022
00:54:05.367 --> 00:54:07.586
Certainly doesn't seem
to matter to that fella.

1023
00:54:07.745 --> 00:54:09.747
Maybe I'll give it a shot. Maybe not.

1024
00:54:09.913 --> 00:54:12.666
Well, if they play something different.
Oh, shit, maybe now.

1025
00:54:12.833 --> 00:54:14.176
Yeah!

1026
00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:18.631
Go, Archie!

1027
00:54:22.468 --> 00:54:24.095
Hey.

1028
00:54:29.892 --> 00:54:31.018
Hello.

1029
00:54:31.185 --> 00:54:32.232
- Hi.
- Hi.

1030
00:54:32.394 --> 00:54:33.771
Can I ask you a question?

1031
00:54:33.937 --> 00:54:36.690
- Yes.
- Do you guys have drugs?

1032
00:54:37.649 --> 00:54:39.947
Does Lipitor count?

1033
00:54:40.110 --> 00:54:41.362
So...

1034
00:54:42.446 --> 00:54:44.665
...what are you guys doing here?

1035
00:54:44.823 --> 00:54:46.040
It's my bachelor party.

1036
00:54:47.493 --> 00:54:50.588
I just think it's so cute

1037
00:54:51.163 --> 00:54:54.007
when older people get married.

1038
00:54:54.166 --> 00:54:58.012
- It's never too late, right?
- Right, right.

1039
00:54:58.170 --> 00:55:00.673
Actually, she's not older.

1040
00:55:00.839 --> 00:55:03.809
She's more your age.

1041
00:55:04.468 --> 00:55:07.472
You must be really rich.

1042
00:55:10.140 --> 00:55:13.110
You're kind of blowing my mind
right now.

1043
00:55:14.186 --> 00:55:15.984
Yeah, it's just... It's like...

1044
00:55:16.146 --> 00:55:18.399
- You're so cute.
- I...

1045
00:55:18.565 --> 00:55:20.067
It's freaking me out.

1046
00:55:20.234 --> 00:55:21.611
As I look at you,

1047
00:55:21.777 --> 00:55:23.654
- Yeah?
- all I can think about

1048
00:55:24.822 --> 00:55:27.166
is how much you look
like my grandpa Lou.

1049
00:55:27.950 --> 00:55:31.079
He's in a nursing home
outside Fort Lauderdale.

1050
00:55:31.453 --> 00:55:32.545
Who isn't?

1051
00:55:33.539 --> 00:55:36.884
- Hey, angel, come on, get out here.
- Hey. Excuse me,

1052
00:55:37.042 --> 00:55:39.090
I'm talking to another person.

1053
00:55:39.253 --> 00:55:41.974
Yeah, but you should be talking to me.
I'm more interesting. Come on.

1054
00:55:42.130 --> 00:55:43.382
Go away, seriously.

1055
00:55:43.549 --> 00:55:46.553
You know, I just don't get it, all right?
It's not like you're married yet.

1056
00:55:46.718 --> 00:55:49.158
Just spread it around a little
before it gets dusty, you know?

1057
00:55:50.222 --> 00:55:52.566
Look you little jerk-off,
I don't wanna dance with you.

1058
00:55:52.724 --> 00:55:54.164
I don't wanna dance with you either.

1059
00:55:54.309 --> 00:55:56.107
- Everything all right here?
- Fanny Pack.

1060
00:55:56.270 --> 00:55:57.988
You... You guys are everywhere.

1061
00:55:58.146 --> 00:55:59.866
What's your deal?
Can I see that real quick?

1062
00:56:00.023 --> 00:56:01.616
Buddy, maybe you had
too much to drink.

1063
00:56:01.775 --> 00:56:03.869
Hey, pal, why don't you
mind your business?

1064
00:56:04.027 --> 00:56:05.620
You don't wanna make
a fool of yourself.

1065
00:56:05.779 --> 00:56:08.578
You know what? If I want your opinion,
I'll just beat it out of you.

1066
00:56:08.740 --> 00:56:12.085
- Hey, hey, hey, what's the problem?
- Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?

1067
00:56:12.828 --> 00:56:13.954
Sam?

1068
00:56:14.621 --> 00:56:17.044
Now I'm gonna enjoy this one,
asshole. You know that?

1069
00:56:21.461 --> 00:56:25.091
No one calls us names except us.
You understand?

1070
00:56:25.257 --> 00:56:26.634
Paddy.

1071
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:28.017
Just get him out of here.

1072
00:56:28.176 --> 00:56:29.769
- Take him out the side.
- We're going.

1073
00:56:29.928 --> 00:56:32.181
Your son's been calling.

1074
00:56:32.347 --> 00:56:33.644
Good shot, Paddy.

1075
00:56:34.099 --> 00:56:37.228
Damn, fellas, that Paddy's a beast.

1076
00:56:37.394 --> 00:56:39.192
There you are.

1077
00:56:42.190 --> 00:56:43.692
- Lonnie.
- Lonnie.

1078
00:56:43.859 --> 00:56:45.987
- I said that, man.
- No, you never did say that.

1079
00:56:46.153 --> 00:56:48.794
- You said Louie or some shit like that.
- All right, I said Larry.

1080
00:56:48.947 --> 00:56:50.699
- I said...
- Where you been, man?

1081
00:57:24.608 --> 00:57:25.905
Thank you.

1082
00:57:28.987 --> 00:57:30.034
Twenty-two up!

1083
00:57:30.197 --> 00:57:33.041
<i>I need a pinch of sugar
An ounce of ooh-la-la</i>

1084
00:57:33.200 --> 00:57:37.876
<i>A sweet temptation
In my blue boudoir</i>

1085
00:57:38.038 --> 00:57:40.132
<i>If you're feeling hungry</i>

1086
00:57:40.290 --> 00:57:42.543
<i>I'll let you lick the spoon</i>

1087
00:57:42.709 --> 00:57:44.711
<i>Come on over, baby</i>

1088
00:57:44.878 --> 00:57:47.347
<i>Can I borrow a cup of trouble</i>

1089
00:57:47.506 --> 00:57:49.304
<i>From you?</i>

1090
00:57:51.510 --> 00:57:53.763
I'm just gonna get some chairs,
I'll be right back.

1091
00:57:53.929 --> 00:57:55.727
Okay, I'll wait for you.

1092
00:57:58.767 --> 00:58:00.861
I used to be fun.

1093
00:58:01.228 --> 00:58:05.608
She chose me, I mean, well,
over Mr. Ladies' Man, Billy Gherson.

1094
00:58:05.774 --> 00:58:07.868
That's how fun I was.

1095
00:58:09.152 --> 00:58:12.952
We both wanted her,
but she picked me.

1096
00:58:13.115 --> 00:58:14.708
Picked me.

1097
00:58:15.450 --> 00:58:19.045
And, you know, once I...
I made her laugh so hard,

1098
00:58:19.204 --> 00:58:21.582
she peed her pants.

1099
00:58:22.582 --> 00:58:24.050
Yeah.

1100
00:58:27.045 --> 00:58:29.969
I used to be able to make
women laugh like that.

1101
00:58:30.632 --> 00:58:33.135
Come on. You made me laugh.

1102
00:58:33.301 --> 00:58:34.981
Yeah, but I didn't make you
pee your pants.

1103
00:58:35.137 --> 00:58:36.855
Well, give it time.

1104
00:58:39.558 --> 00:58:42.562
Hey, I didn't know her, obviously,

1105
00:58:42.728 --> 00:58:44.651
but she sounds like
the kind of woman

1106
00:58:44.813 --> 00:58:48.238
that wouldn't want you spending
all your time being sad.

1107
00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:51.529
- No, she wouldn't.
- So cut it out.

1108
00:58:52.029 --> 00:58:53.872
It's enough already.

1109
00:58:54.489 --> 00:58:57.117
- Just cut it out?
- Yeah.

1110
00:58:57.284 --> 00:58:58.877
Really.

1111
00:58:59.327 --> 00:59:01.250
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.

1112
00:59:01.413 --> 00:59:04.257
If I threw a party,
would you be able to come?

1113
00:59:05.876 --> 00:59:06.923
I might.

1114
00:59:08.295 --> 00:59:10.343
Might's good enough.

1115
00:59:11.715 --> 00:59:15.845
I haven't been this hungover
in 30 years.

1116
00:59:19.222 --> 00:59:22.192
- Everything's spinning.
- I know.

1117
00:59:24.728 --> 00:59:27.402
- Oh, no, don't...
- Oh, hi.

1118
00:59:30.108 --> 00:59:31.735
Guess I'll see you in the morning.

1119
00:59:31.902 --> 00:59:34.906
Yeah, and it'll be great to see you.

1120
00:59:35.072 --> 00:59:38.042
That's a good idea.
I mean, I got all my best friends here.

1121
00:59:38.200 --> 00:59:39.918
You should have yours here
with you too.

1122
00:59:42.746 --> 00:59:44.043
Hey, honey?

1123
00:59:44.206 --> 00:59:47.210
- Let me call you back later, okay?
- Yeah.

1124
00:59:50.545 --> 00:59:52.513
- Hey.
- Hey.

1125
00:59:53.673 --> 00:59:56.096
Excuse me, young lady?

1126
00:59:56.259 --> 00:59:58.762
Bloody Mary, please. Extra bloody.

1127
01:00:01.723 --> 01:00:05.227
Sophie wouldn't want me hanging
around the apartment in my bathrobe.

1128
01:00:05.393 --> 01:00:06.861
- No, she wou...
- Shut up.

1129
01:00:07.521 --> 01:00:10.900
So I'm not gonna do that anymore,
and I'm having a Bloody Mary.

1130
01:00:11.066 --> 01:00:14.946
I used to like Bloody Marys.
Maybe I'll like them again.

1131
01:00:17.447 --> 01:00:19.541
I'm gonna ask you something.

1132
01:00:24.454 --> 01:00:27.833
Do you love this Lisa girl
the way I loved Sophie?

1133
01:00:30.293 --> 01:00:33.923
She's a wonderful person,
really great human being.

1134
01:00:34.089 --> 01:00:37.013
Well, that's great. I'll vote for her
when she runs for Congress.

1135
01:00:38.135 --> 01:00:39.887
Billy, you're gonna be 70 years old.

1136
01:00:40.053 --> 01:00:41.851
Tomorrow you're marrying
a 31-year-old woman

1137
01:00:42.013 --> 01:00:43.560
who you proposed to at a funeral.

1138
01:00:44.057 --> 01:00:45.855
Now, I don't give
a flying crap about you,

1139
01:00:46.017 --> 01:00:49.066
but if I did, I gotta tell you,
I see a few red flags.

1140
01:00:49.771 --> 01:00:52.866
Tomorrow I'm gonna ask you again if
you love her. I expect a better answer.

1141
01:00:54.192 --> 01:00:55.944
He left his room.

1142
01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:00.032
- Hey.
- Hey.

1143
01:01:00.949 --> 01:01:02.371
The old gang.

1144
01:01:02.534 --> 01:01:03.877
We're throwing a party tonight.

1145
01:01:04.035 --> 01:01:06.333
Yeah, that's the spirit. Yeah, a party.

1146
01:01:06.496 --> 01:01:08.089
- Happy day!
- Excuse me.

1147
01:01:08.957 --> 01:01:11.836
- Oh, crap.
- I...

1148
01:01:12.794 --> 01:01:16.594
I just wanted to apologize for...
For last night.

1149
01:01:16.756 --> 01:01:19.009
I was way out of line,

1150
01:01:19.759 --> 01:01:24.139
and, you know, I had too much to drink,
and I am just really, really sorry.

1151
01:01:24.306 --> 01:01:26.604
I throw myself at your mercy.

1152
01:01:27.184 --> 01:01:29.983
I was just downloading Dean
on who you guys were.

1153
01:01:30.145 --> 01:01:34.491
He didn't know that you were
the heads of four very influential

1154
01:01:34.649 --> 01:01:36.242
East Coast families.

1155
01:01:36.401 --> 01:01:38.824
Yeah, I had... I had no idea.

1156
01:01:38.987 --> 01:01:40.739
Well, I wouldn't expect
a dickhead like you

1157
01:01:40.906 --> 01:01:43.500
to know about legends like us.

1158
01:01:43.658 --> 01:01:45.706
- I... I'm a dickhead.
- Knuckles.

1159
01:01:47.996 --> 01:01:49.088
Knuckles.

1160
01:01:50.540 --> 01:01:53.794
Knuckles, get the guy
out of my sight.

1161
01:01:55.378 --> 01:01:58.177
Yeah. You know, you're a dumb
little shit, you know that?

1162
01:01:58.340 --> 01:02:01.059
- Oh, no, please.
- You don't know who these guys are?

1163
01:02:01.218 --> 01:02:04.472
Archie Aces, Billy Bones,

1164
01:02:04.638 --> 01:02:06.231
- Sammy the...
- The accountant.

1165
01:02:06.389 --> 01:02:08.767
Yeah, the accountant.

1166
01:02:08.934 --> 01:02:11.904
Sammy the Stove, they call me.
I cook the books.

1167
01:02:12.062 --> 01:02:14.440
I'm just... I'm sorry.

1168
01:02:14.606 --> 01:02:16.028
What do we care about your sorrys?

1169
01:02:16.191 --> 01:02:18.990
No, I know, I know, I know.
I don't give a damn about my sorrys.

1170
01:02:19.152 --> 01:02:20.529
Just please...

1171
01:02:20.695 --> 01:02:23.039
Shut up, shut up.
Just go get us some ice water.

1172
01:02:23.198 --> 01:02:25.792
When that's done, you come back,
you do some other things for us.

1173
01:02:25.951 --> 01:02:28.579
Maybe Knuckles here
will let you wash his balls.

1174
01:02:31.873 --> 01:02:33.045
Sorry, that was weird.

1175
01:02:34.084 --> 01:02:36.553
- Four ice waters?
- Go.

1176
01:02:39.714 --> 01:02:41.842
- What was that all about?
- I... You were great.

1177
01:02:42.008 --> 01:02:43.806
I... Maybe I overdid it.

1178
01:02:45.762 --> 01:02:49.141
I obviously misread you guys.

1179
01:02:49.307 --> 01:02:50.900
You guys sold the shit out of that.

1180
01:02:51.059 --> 01:02:52.527
So, what do you guys want me to do?

1181
01:02:52.686 --> 01:02:55.530
Nothing.
No, today, you take the afternoon off,

1182
01:02:55.689 --> 01:02:57.566
have another drink, go to the spa.

1183
01:02:57.732 --> 01:03:00.155
Save your energy. It's gonna
be a big night for you tonight.

1184
01:03:00.318 --> 01:03:01.535
You got some thinking to do.

1185
01:03:02.112 --> 01:03:03.989
And we got some recruiting to do.

1186
01:03:04.155 --> 01:03:06.578
Yeah. We need to recruit
some talent, gentlemen.

1187
01:03:06.741 --> 01:03:09.915
Yeah, I want the A-list.
B... The double-D list.

1188
01:03:10.078 --> 01:03:11.500
That is the A-list, actually.

1189
01:03:20.714 --> 01:03:24.594
I like this one, although,
is she throwing up or crying?

1190
01:03:24.759 --> 01:03:26.136
Definitely throwing up.

1191
01:03:29.306 --> 01:03:30.774
By 6.

1192
01:03:32.142 --> 01:03:33.735
By 6?

1193
01:04:09.721 --> 01:04:10.847
My turn.

1194
01:04:19.481 --> 01:04:20.778
Yeah, now we're talking.

1195
01:04:32.619 --> 01:04:33.996
Yeah.

1196
01:04:36.206 --> 01:04:39.335
- These two, these two.
- Yeah, that... Yeah.

1197
01:04:39.501 --> 01:04:41.720
There you go. Oh, here, here!

1198
01:04:41.878 --> 01:04:43.398
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

1199
01:04:44.381 --> 01:04:45.633
Hi. Oh, thanks.

1200
01:04:47.926 --> 01:04:49.166
Girls, you remember Sam, right?

1201
01:04:49.302 --> 01:04:51.020
It's really gonna be great.
Party tonight.

1202
01:04:51.179 --> 01:04:52.852
Yeah, thanks. Oh, thanks.

1203
01:04:53.181 --> 01:04:55.604
If we were able to, I would release...

1204
01:04:58.645 --> 01:05:00.522
I told you to put those
in one and two.

1205
01:05:00.688 --> 01:05:02.361
Okay. Oh, no.

1206
01:05:02.524 --> 01:05:04.151
- Take those back. I'm sorry.
- Where to?

1207
01:05:06.569 --> 01:05:09.038
Here we go. Let's do it.
Wait, are you...?

1208
01:05:25.630 --> 01:05:29.635
<i>So find yourself somebody</i>

1209
01:05:29.801 --> 01:05:34.272
<i>You gotta find yourself somebody</i>

1210
01:05:34.431 --> 01:05:41.155
<i>You need to find yourself somebody</i>

1211
01:05:42.522 --> 01:05:43.022
<i>To love</i>

1212
01:05:50.947 --> 01:05:53.746
You guys just cannot
stay away from me.

1213
01:05:54.033 --> 01:05:55.330
You wanna go someplace?

1214
01:05:55.785 --> 01:05:57.753
Let me just check
with the crowd.

1215
01:05:59.581 --> 01:06:00.753
Okay.

1216
01:06:02.125 --> 01:06:05.095
When you sing, I feel like a teenager.

1217
01:06:05.253 --> 01:06:07.802
And isn't that your whole goal in life?

1218
01:06:08.214 --> 01:06:09.261
So sad.

1219
01:06:09.424 --> 01:06:10.971
You're right.

1220
01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:14.471
Can I ask you a personal question?

1221
01:06:16.639 --> 01:06:18.937
Okay, one personal question.

1222
01:06:20.393 --> 01:06:22.896
Why haven't you ever
gotten married until now?

1223
01:06:23.062 --> 01:06:24.484
Well, why should I?

1224
01:06:24.647 --> 01:06:26.991
I get to do everything I want to do
whenever I want to.

1225
01:06:27.150 --> 01:06:28.993
I mean, what's wrong with that?

1226
01:06:29.152 --> 01:06:30.950
There's no mention of love?

1227
01:06:31.154 --> 01:06:33.907
No, no, no, I'm...
I'm not the falling-in-love type.

1228
01:06:34.866 --> 01:06:36.618
Okay.

1229
01:06:37.243 --> 01:06:40.793
Truth is, there was only one girl
in my entire life

1230
01:06:40.955 --> 01:06:43.208
that I fell in love with.

1231
01:06:43.374 --> 01:06:44.876
I let her get away.

1232
01:06:45.043 --> 01:06:46.886
Who was that?

1233
01:06:49.255 --> 01:06:52.600
You shouldn't have used up
your one personal question.

1234
01:06:52.759 --> 01:06:56.559
Oh, you are holding on so tight.

1235
01:06:56.721 --> 01:07:00.396
Oh, Mr. Big-Shot,
I know where I'm taking you.

1236
01:07:08.608 --> 01:07:11.532
- Take a seat, please.
- You have got to be kidding.

1237
01:07:11.694 --> 01:07:13.867
What's the matter, princess?
Scared of heights?

1238
01:07:14.030 --> 01:07:15.998
Yes, the princess
is scared of heights.

1239
01:07:16.157 --> 01:07:18.785
Well, I won't think less of you
if you throw up or cry.

1240
01:07:18.952 --> 01:07:21.671
Actually, I might if you cry.
Please don't cry.

1241
01:07:21.829 --> 01:07:24.503
- I won't cry.
- Billy,

1242
01:07:24.666 --> 01:07:27.340
I think I have to ask you
one more personal question.

1243
01:07:30.838 --> 01:07:32.055
What?

1244
01:07:33.424 --> 01:07:35.426
You're getting married tomorrow.

1245
01:07:35.593 --> 01:07:37.345
What are you doing here with me?

1246
01:07:37.804 --> 01:07:39.524
Well, you know
I'm getting married tomorrow.

1247
01:07:39.681 --> 01:07:42.730
- What are you doing here with me?
- Oh, see, I do have an answer.

1248
01:07:42.892 --> 01:07:45.816
I...like you.

1249
01:07:45.979 --> 01:07:49.324
I liked you from the moment
that I saw you.

1250
01:07:49.482 --> 01:07:51.530
None of which matters
if you love Lisa.

1251
01:07:51.693 --> 01:07:52.740
Do you?

1252
01:07:55.738 --> 01:07:58.366
What's...? No, no. No, no.
Oh, no, no. No!

1253
01:07:58.533 --> 01:08:02.288
No! No! No!

1254
01:08:11.254 --> 01:08:12.426
I knew you would like it.

1255
01:08:12.589 --> 01:08:14.762
Oh, yeah, no, I love it, I love it!
It's great.

1256
01:08:14.924 --> 01:08:17.768
Oh, good, because it goes
up and down three more times.

1257
01:08:17.927 --> 01:08:21.101
Oh, it... It's... What?

1258
01:08:21.306 --> 01:08:23.547
For a minute there, I thought
you were trying to kill me.

1259
01:08:23.683 --> 01:08:25.563
Well, you wouldn't answer
my personal questions,

1260
01:08:25.727 --> 01:08:29.607
so I thought I needed to scare
the answers out of you.

1261
01:08:31.774 --> 01:08:35.153
All right, well, Paddy and I, right?
When we were kids,

1262
01:08:35.945 --> 01:08:38.539
we were in love with the same girl.

1263
01:08:39.032 --> 01:08:40.079
Sophie.

1264
01:08:41.868 --> 01:08:43.916
She's the one who got away?

1265
01:08:44.495 --> 01:08:45.621
Yeah.

1266
01:08:47.540 --> 01:08:49.383
First, you know,
it was just two best friends

1267
01:08:49.542 --> 01:08:51.886
competing for the same girl,

1268
01:08:52.378 --> 01:08:56.053
but as we got older,
it got a little more complicated.

1269
01:08:56.215 --> 01:08:59.264
One day, Paddy told Sophie

1270
01:08:59.427 --> 01:09:03.102
that she had to make a choice
between the two of us.

1271
01:09:03.806 --> 01:09:07.777
That night,
Sophie came to my house.

1272
01:09:08.478 --> 01:09:10.947
You know, she was confused.
She was young.

1273
01:09:11.105 --> 01:09:13.699
So she picked you.

1274
01:09:13.858 --> 01:09:15.201
Yeah.

1275
01:09:15.360 --> 01:09:18.239
Yeah, she came and saw me first.

1276
01:09:19.864 --> 01:09:21.787
But everybody knew
she belonged with Paddy.

1277
01:09:21.949 --> 01:09:24.498
Everybody. So I told her.

1278
01:09:25.203 --> 01:09:29.379
And then she went with Paddy.

1279
01:09:30.708 --> 01:09:32.881
Does Paddy know?

1280
01:09:35.838 --> 01:09:38.557
Oh, complicated.

1281
01:09:38.716 --> 01:09:40.684
A little bit.

1282
01:09:45.473 --> 01:09:49.728
You know, the boys are throwing
a party for me tonight.

1283
01:09:51.020 --> 01:09:52.988
Yeah, I heard.

1284
01:09:53.147 --> 01:09:57.152
Well, I would really love it
if you'd stop by.

1285
01:10:02.907 --> 01:10:04.329
Complicated.

1286
01:10:05.743 --> 01:10:07.290
A little bit.

1287
01:10:12.208 --> 01:10:14.381
There they are. These are my...

1288
01:10:14.544 --> 01:10:15.716
Those are the kids.

1289
01:10:15.878 --> 01:10:18.131
And when they were younger.
And here are the grandkids.

1290
01:10:18.339 --> 01:10:20.182
Your son's son, and who's...?

1291
01:10:20.341 --> 01:10:22.218
- That...
- Oh, shame on you.

1292
01:10:22.385 --> 01:10:23.728
You don't even know who they are.

1293
01:10:23.886 --> 01:10:25.763
- Jason and Edith.
- Those are...?

1294
01:10:25.930 --> 01:10:28.433
- Those are grandchildren?
- Yes, yeah.

1295
01:10:28.599 --> 01:10:30.897
The one with the bottle there,
she has a drinking problem.

1296
01:10:32.478 --> 01:10:34.230
That's a binky. It looks like a goatee.

1297
01:10:34.397 --> 01:10:35.444
It does.

1298
01:10:36.858 --> 01:10:38.485
- I got it.
- Our first guests.

1299
01:10:38.651 --> 01:10:42.121
Gentlemen, you have
definitely outdone yourselves.

1300
01:10:42.655 --> 01:10:45.784
Yeah, I got a little something for you,
my best men.

1301
01:10:45.950 --> 01:10:47.497
- Paddy.
- You shouldn't have.

1302
01:10:48.786 --> 01:10:51.505
- Sam.
- Oh, you really shouldn't have.

1303
01:10:51.664 --> 01:10:53.132
Archie.

1304
01:10:53.291 --> 01:10:54.417
You should have.

1305
01:10:57.628 --> 01:10:59.596
You asshole.

1306
01:11:01.674 --> 01:11:04.074
I can't believe this is your last night
as a bachelor, Billy.

1307
01:11:04.427 --> 01:11:06.646
You better brace yourself
for tomorrow.

1308
01:11:06.804 --> 01:11:09.227
But tonight, we're gonna party
like it's 1959.

1309
01:11:09.390 --> 01:11:11.313
- Yes!
- Yo, fellas?

1310
01:11:11.851 --> 01:11:14.900
I'm Stacy.
Which one of you is Sam Harris?

1311
01:11:28.034 --> 01:11:29.877
Hey! Come on in, guys.

1312
01:11:30.036 --> 01:11:31.288
Thank you.

1313
01:11:53.184 --> 01:11:54.231
Excuse me.

1314
01:11:56.646 --> 01:11:57.863
Sam!

1315
01:11:58.689 --> 01:12:01.033
- Sam!
- He doesn't know you.

1316
01:12:01.192 --> 01:12:03.320
- Do I know you?
- Yes! Come on, you don't recognize

1317
01:12:03.486 --> 01:12:06.740
- the Material Girl? Madonna?
- Ma... Maurice!

1318
01:12:06.906 --> 01:12:08.874
- Yes.
- You look different.

1319
01:12:09.033 --> 01:12:10.433
- Of course, of course.
- I'm sorry!

1320
01:12:10.576 --> 01:12:13.955
- Sam, Sam, this is my wife Susan.
- Of course, you're Susan!

1321
01:12:14.121 --> 01:12:16.670
I hope you don't take this
the wrong way,

1322
01:12:16.833 --> 01:12:19.677
but you seem like such
a conventional married couple.

1323
01:12:19.836 --> 01:12:21.429
Yeah, most people think that.

1324
01:12:21.587 --> 01:12:23.635
But listen, don't get me wrong,

1325
01:12:23.798 --> 01:12:26.642
everyone else I brought
is just a complete freak!

1326
01:12:28.386 --> 01:12:30.138
- Have fun dancing.
- All right.

1327
01:12:30.304 --> 01:12:31.772
Thanks for coming.

1328
01:12:31.973 --> 01:12:33.020
Yeah.

1329
01:12:33.182 --> 01:12:36.527
Hey! Hey! You've got... That's a guy.

1330
01:12:37.311 --> 01:12:38.858
Oh, there's a snake. It's a snake.

1331
01:12:51.200 --> 01:12:53.294
Come on. I know you wanna dance.

1332
01:12:53.452 --> 01:12:55.796
Yes, yes, but... But, see, I don't...

1333
01:12:55.955 --> 01:12:57.832
I don't know this.

1334
01:12:57.999 --> 01:12:59.376
Well, show me what you know.

1335
01:12:59.542 --> 01:13:01.840
Well, I know some things.

1336
01:13:06.632 --> 01:13:10.512
Everybody back up!
Back up! Give them some room!

1337
01:13:38.456 --> 01:13:39.799
Child!

1338
01:13:39.957 --> 01:13:41.300
That was...

1339
01:13:42.376 --> 01:13:43.673
May I have this dance?

1340
01:13:44.879 --> 01:13:45.971
I got you, babe.

1341
01:13:46.172 --> 01:13:47.924
Let it go, Archie!

1342
01:14:05.650 --> 01:14:06.993
Hey, Lonnie!

1343
01:14:07.985 --> 01:14:09.658
We got a situation.

1344
01:14:09.820 --> 01:14:11.621
- Listen. No, no, wait.
- No, I got it. Relax.

1345
01:14:11.781 --> 01:14:13.783
- Let me explain to...
- Relax, relax.

1346
01:14:14.825 --> 01:14:16.202
- Lonnie.
- Fifty.

1347
01:14:16.661 --> 01:14:17.708
I thought you canceled.

1348
01:14:18.204 --> 01:14:20.047
Shit changed, man.
I'm in the next room.

1349
01:14:20.206 --> 01:14:21.926
- That's what's up?
- Think you can get them

1350
01:14:22.083 --> 01:14:25.178
- to turn the music down?
- Oh, no, man.

1351
01:14:25.336 --> 01:14:26.963
Actually, these dudes
are kind of just getting started.

1352
01:14:27.129 --> 01:14:29.882
- Think I could come in for a bit?
- No, it's a private party.

1353
01:14:30.049 --> 01:14:31.596
- Come on...
- Needy. Watch him.

1354
01:14:31.759 --> 01:14:33.181
- All right.
- Please, man!

1355
01:14:48.943 --> 01:14:51.241
It's the bride-to-be!

1356
01:14:51.445 --> 01:14:53.664
Oh, you're gonna
need this tomorrow.

1357
01:14:53.823 --> 01:14:55.166
There you go.

1358
01:14:55.866 --> 01:14:56.913
Maid of honor!

1359
01:14:57.076 --> 01:15:00.250
- Grandpa Lou!
- Hey!

1360
01:15:00.579 --> 01:15:04.755
Thank you so much
for standing up for us at the club.

1361
01:15:04.917 --> 01:15:07.636
That was so awesome of you.

1362
01:15:07.795 --> 01:15:11.766
When you're from Brooklyn,
not getting involved isn't an option.

1363
01:15:11.924 --> 01:15:14.393
I am so tired of these young guys.

1364
01:15:14.552 --> 01:15:17.180
They are so immature.

1365
01:15:19.306 --> 01:15:24.153
Maybe I should spend some time
with a man of experience.

1366
01:15:26.272 --> 01:15:27.694
Let me show you around.

1367
01:15:28.357 --> 01:15:31.201
Here, let me. There you are.

1368
01:15:41.704 --> 01:15:43.081
Pretty girl.

1369
01:15:43.914 --> 01:15:45.757
Aces, I was just cleaning up
over here.

1370
01:15:45.916 --> 01:15:47.964
Put that stuff down.

1371
01:15:48.127 --> 01:15:50.346
- Go have some fun, you've earned it.
- Really?

1372
01:15:50.504 --> 01:15:51.630
Really.

1373
01:15:51.797 --> 01:15:53.424
Aces, thank you so much.

1374
01:15:53.591 --> 01:15:54.888
Appreciate it.

1375
01:15:55.051 --> 01:15:56.428
Oh,

1376
01:15:56.594 --> 01:15:58.767
before you go, Dean...

1377
01:15:58.929 --> 01:16:01.182
Ask the girl to dance, don't tell her.

1378
01:16:01.348 --> 01:16:04.648
Okay? Tell her how beautiful she is,

1379
01:16:04.810 --> 01:16:06.608
not how sexy she looks to you.

1380
01:16:07.104 --> 01:16:10.028
Tell her that from the time
she walked in here,

1381
01:16:10.191 --> 01:16:12.444
you have not been able
to take your eyes off of her.

1382
01:16:13.527 --> 01:16:15.621
- That's kind of true.
- Okay, then go for it.

1383
01:16:24.163 --> 01:16:25.335
Definitely.

1384
01:16:29.376 --> 01:16:30.923
I'll be damned.

1385
01:16:38.677 --> 01:16:39.803
The heck?

1386
01:16:40.179 --> 01:16:42.648
Hey, Pop! Pop!

1387
01:16:43.641 --> 01:16:45.814
- Pop.
- Ezra.

1388
01:16:45.976 --> 01:16:48.416
- What are you doing here?
- What the hell are you doing here?

1389
01:16:48.562 --> 01:16:50.781
- I asked you first.
- We were terrified.

1390
01:16:50.940 --> 01:16:52.942
You said you were going
on a church retreat.

1391
01:16:53.109 --> 01:16:55.453
We called the church.
Do you know how scared we were?

1392
01:16:55.611 --> 01:16:58.490
All right, I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't want to worry you about it.

1393
01:16:58.656 --> 01:17:01.455
Well, we were worried.
You can't do this kind of stuff.

1394
01:17:01.617 --> 01:17:02.994
You're not a kid anymore.

1395
01:17:04.411 --> 01:17:06.413
You know, you're right.

1396
01:17:06.580 --> 01:17:07.877
I am not a kid.

1397
01:17:08.040 --> 01:17:10.259
I'm a grown man,
who just happened to go

1398
01:17:10.417 --> 01:17:12.840
to one of his best friend's
bachelor parties.

1399
01:17:13.295 --> 01:17:16.014
As a matter of fact, I shouldn't have
had to lie about it in the first place.

1400
01:17:16.173 --> 01:17:18.676
- You could've had another episode.
- Let's call it what it is.

1401
01:17:18.843 --> 01:17:20.891
It's a stroke, a mild stroke.

1402
01:17:21.053 --> 01:17:23.977
And it won't recur as long as
I take the damn pills.

1403
01:17:24.140 --> 01:17:26.393
If it does, I'll just die, then, won't I?

1404
01:17:26.559 --> 01:17:28.311
Until then, Ezra...

1405
01:17:28.477 --> 01:17:30.150
Look at me when I'm talking to you.

1406
01:17:30.312 --> 01:17:33.065
Until then, I am not a feeble old man.

1407
01:17:33.232 --> 01:17:35.280
I've got a lot of life left in me,

1408
01:17:35.442 --> 01:17:38.116
and I'm gonna live it doing
the things that I like to do.

1409
01:17:38.279 --> 01:17:41.203
One of them is dancing,
and the other one is having a drink.

1410
01:17:41.365 --> 01:17:45.336
I've danced.
Now if you'd care to join me,

1411
01:17:45.494 --> 01:17:47.542
I'd love to have a drink with my son.

1412
01:17:48.706 --> 01:17:49.798
All right.

1413
01:17:49.957 --> 01:17:51.004
- Okay?
- Yeah.

1414
01:17:51.375 --> 01:17:52.752
Come on.

1415
01:17:54.003 --> 01:17:55.755
It's... It's...

1416
01:17:55.921 --> 01:17:57.514
Wait a minute.

1417
01:18:03.262 --> 01:18:05.014
Where was I? Yes.

1418
01:18:05.181 --> 01:18:06.558
- Which way?
- This way.

1419
01:18:07.308 --> 01:18:09.026
This is...
This is where it all happens.

1420
01:18:09.185 --> 01:18:12.234
This was originally supposed to be
for a famous rock star.

1421
01:18:12.396 --> 01:18:13.773
- Really?
- Yeah.

1422
01:18:13.939 --> 01:18:18.365
Fifty-Cent Piece. And he was
going to have a big deal here

1423
01:18:18.527 --> 01:18:22.077
with his groupies
and wild parties,

1424
01:18:22.239 --> 01:18:24.162
and the bed goes around, and it's...

1425
01:18:24.325 --> 01:18:25.451
Now it's all going to waste.

1426
01:18:27.703 --> 01:18:28.955
It doesn't have to.

1427
01:18:30.164 --> 01:18:32.007
You don't think?

1428
01:18:33.959 --> 01:18:35.677
Good, good.

1429
01:18:39.381 --> 01:18:43.682
You just wait for me one second.
I'm just gonna take a pill

1430
01:18:43.844 --> 01:18:45.471
in the other room.

1431
01:19:02.363 --> 01:19:03.410
I don't need a pill.

1432
01:19:06.992 --> 01:19:08.539
You...

1433
01:19:16.919 --> 01:19:19.047
I'm so glad I met you.

1434
01:19:19.213 --> 01:19:22.513
Did I happen to mention
that I was married?

1435
01:19:22.675 --> 01:19:25.019
Really?

1436
01:19:25.177 --> 01:19:27.430
That's kind of hot.

1437
01:19:29.306 --> 01:19:31.434
It is kind of hot, isn't it?

1438
01:19:32.851 --> 01:19:34.194
Yeah.

1439
01:19:35.187 --> 01:19:37.155
That's better.

1440
01:19:37.773 --> 01:19:39.195
Yeah.

1441
01:19:59.253 --> 01:20:01.221
The thing is...

1442
01:20:01.630 --> 01:20:05.555
- You don't want to have sex with me?
- Oh, oh, no, no, no, I do, I do.

1443
01:20:05.718 --> 01:20:09.063
Oh, God, I want to have sex with you.
A lot of it.

1444
01:20:09.221 --> 01:20:11.098
It would be...

1445
01:20:11.265 --> 01:20:13.393
Oh, spectacular.

1446
01:20:13.559 --> 01:20:17.154
It would be the most spectacular thing
that's happened to me in 25 years.

1447
01:20:18.897 --> 01:20:21.025
Just... It... But...

1448
01:20:21.692 --> 01:20:23.660
The thing is...

1449
01:20:28.032 --> 01:20:30.080
It's crazy.

1450
01:20:31.452 --> 01:20:34.752
But whenever something
spectacular happens to me,

1451
01:20:34.913 --> 01:20:37.666
first thing I want to do
is tell my wife about it,

1452
01:20:37.833 --> 01:20:43.181
and after 40 years of marriage,

1453
01:20:43.339 --> 01:20:45.262
if I can't tell her about

1454
01:20:45.424 --> 01:20:48.678
something wonderful
that happened to me,

1455
01:20:49.053 --> 01:20:52.523
it sort of stops being wonderful.

1456
01:20:55.768 --> 01:20:57.270
I understand.

1457
01:20:57.978 --> 01:21:00.498
- It... It has something to do with...
- I mean, I get it, okay?

1458
01:21:00.606 --> 01:21:03.325
- She has a way of putting things.
- Will you just stop talking?

1459
01:21:03.484 --> 01:21:05.862
- What?
- Stop.

1460
01:21:07.946 --> 01:21:12.042
I really hope that I get to marry
a guy like you one day.

1461
01:21:13.702 --> 01:21:16.296
I'm gonna get dressed.

1462
01:21:20.167 --> 01:21:23.296
You know, a blow job
wouldn't be out of the question.

1463
01:21:39.770 --> 01:21:41.989
What a party, man, huh?

1464
01:21:42.272 --> 01:21:43.319
Thank you, Paddy.

1465
01:21:43.482 --> 01:21:46.076
Just a little thing the guys and I threw,
you know.

1466
01:21:55.994 --> 01:21:57.371
What?

1467
01:21:57.538 --> 01:21:59.961
What do you keep looking
at the front door for?

1468
01:22:00.833 --> 01:22:01.880
It's Diana.

1469
01:22:02.793 --> 01:22:05.672
I invited her to the party. I like her.

1470
01:22:06.046 --> 01:22:07.298
That's okay, isn't it?

1471
01:22:07.464 --> 01:22:09.025
I mean, you said Sophie
wouldn't want me

1472
01:22:09.174 --> 01:22:12.018
to be miserable the rest
of my life, right? So...

1473
01:22:12.886 --> 01:22:14.388
Right?

1474
01:22:15.055 --> 01:22:18.355
No, listen, I got nothing
to go home to anymore.

1475
01:22:18.517 --> 01:22:20.736
I got nothing, Billy.
I mean, it's an empty house

1476
01:22:20.894 --> 01:22:23.443
with a bunch of photographs.
It's very depressing.

1477
01:22:23.856 --> 01:22:27.076
She, at least, makes me feel
a little bit alive.

1478
01:22:27.234 --> 01:22:31.034
And feeling a little bit alive is a lot
better than just waiting to die, right?

1479
01:22:31.822 --> 01:22:33.824
Right?

1480
01:22:35.701 --> 01:22:37.169
Are you...? Billy, what's...?

1481
01:22:39.913 --> 01:22:41.915
Oh, my God.

1482
01:22:42.082 --> 01:22:43.129
You like her.

1483
01:22:50.966 --> 01:22:52.263
Susan, hi.

1484
01:22:55.512 --> 01:22:56.809
You're getting married.

1485
01:22:56.972 --> 01:22:59.020
- But you're a widower.
- You said Sophie would

1486
01:22:59.183 --> 01:23:00.685
want me to move on with my life.

1487
01:23:00.851 --> 01:23:03.400
- That's right. Exactly.
- Well, you know, I was wrong.

1488
01:23:06.356 --> 01:23:07.448
You asshole!

1489
01:23:07.608 --> 01:23:09.110
Asshole!

1490
01:23:12.196 --> 01:23:13.914
You are so cool!

1491
01:23:14.531 --> 01:23:16.158
Diana.

1492
01:23:16.700 --> 01:23:18.122
We gotta talk.

1493
01:23:28.670 --> 01:23:30.764
Hey, don't even think
about kissing me

1494
01:23:30.923 --> 01:23:33.551
until you've talked to your fiancée.

1495
01:23:34.384 --> 01:23:35.977
Paddy's gonna ask you out.

1496
01:23:36.470 --> 01:23:38.643
That's why I want to get to you first.

1497
01:23:39.890 --> 01:23:42.518
Diana, you know
he's completely alone.

1498
01:23:42.684 --> 01:23:44.812
I just think you gotta
give him a chance.

1499
01:23:47.481 --> 01:23:48.733
Okay.

1500
01:23:48.899 --> 01:23:50.446
I thought...

1501
01:23:53.070 --> 01:23:54.743
Well, that's completely
embarrassing.

1502
01:23:54.905 --> 01:23:57.283
I guess I misunderstood.

1503
01:23:57.449 --> 01:23:58.621
No, it's not like that.

1504
01:23:58.784 --> 01:24:01.333
- No, it's not. It's not.
- Well, what is it?

1505
01:24:01.495 --> 01:24:04.374
Are you just gifting me to him
like you did his wife?

1506
01:24:04.540 --> 01:24:07.089
- It's not the same as that.
- Well, how is it different?

1507
01:24:07.251 --> 01:24:09.720
His wife had a choice to make.
First she came to you.

1508
01:24:09.878 --> 01:24:11.598
- You said, "No, choose him."
- Oh, stop it.

1509
01:24:11.755 --> 01:24:13.177
- And so she did.
- Diana, stop...

1510
01:24:13.340 --> 01:24:14.762
How's it different?

1511
01:24:18.470 --> 01:24:19.972
That true?

1512
01:24:21.139 --> 01:24:22.436
What she just said?

1513
01:24:43.245 --> 01:24:45.543
Just like that, everything.

1514
01:24:49.001 --> 01:24:50.469
Look, Paddy...

1515
01:24:52.004 --> 01:24:53.426
Paddy.

1516
01:24:59.553 --> 01:25:01.180
Oh, my God.

1517
01:25:04.016 --> 01:25:06.064
I am so sorry.

1518
01:25:10.564 --> 01:25:14.239
No, it's not your fault.
It's, you know...

1519
01:25:16.903 --> 01:25:19.076
He's my best friend, you know?

1520
01:25:38.842 --> 01:25:40.435
And these four guys...

1521
01:25:54.775 --> 01:25:56.527
Paddy, you okay?

1522
01:25:57.527 --> 01:25:58.949
Paddy, what's wrong?

1523
01:25:59.112 --> 01:26:00.534
What happened?

1524
01:26:01.448 --> 01:26:02.825
Paddy?

1525
01:27:22.612 --> 01:27:24.660
We were kids, Paddy.

1526
01:27:27.284 --> 01:27:28.957
You don't know women.

1527
01:27:29.619 --> 01:27:30.871
What are you talking about?

1528
01:27:31.079 --> 01:27:33.423
Look, Billy, you don't know women
the way I know them.

1529
01:27:33.582 --> 01:27:35.880
You haven't shared
a full life with anyone.

1530
01:27:36.042 --> 01:27:37.965
You don't know what that is.

1531
01:27:39.296 --> 01:27:41.264
You can't tell a woman who to love.

1532
01:27:41.423 --> 01:27:44.347
Especially Sophie. You can't do it.

1533
01:27:45.218 --> 01:27:47.346
I know what I had with my wife, Billy.

1534
01:27:47.512 --> 01:27:48.855
Thanks to you.

1535
01:27:49.014 --> 01:27:52.735
So I'm gonna ask you one more time,
you miserable prick.

1536
01:27:52.893 --> 01:27:54.019
One more time.

1537
01:27:54.186 --> 01:27:57.360
Do you love this woman
you are about to marry?

1538
01:27:57.522 --> 01:27:59.149
Billy!

1539
01:28:01.777 --> 01:28:05.122
All right, here's the deal:
You end it, or I will.

1540
01:28:05.280 --> 01:28:08.875
Hey, hey, you stay out of this, all right?
It has nothing to do with you.

1541
01:28:12.746 --> 01:28:14.214
Hey, babe!

1542
01:28:14.623 --> 01:28:17.547
I owe you this one.

1543
01:28:22.506 --> 01:28:25.851
Lisa, my name's Patrick Connors.
Although that imbecile in the pool there

1544
01:28:26.009 --> 01:28:28.210
started calling me Paddy
when we were kids and it stuck.

1545
01:28:28.345 --> 01:28:30.385
Oh, right. Paddy!
It's so great to finally meet you.

1546
01:28:30.514 --> 01:28:32.554
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
- Billy's told me so much.

1547
01:28:32.682 --> 01:28:34.043
Why did you throw him in the pool?

1548
01:28:34.184 --> 01:28:36.152
That's just an old game
from the neighborhood.

1549
01:28:36.311 --> 01:28:38.188
Listen, dear.
Can I tell you something?

1550
01:28:38.355 --> 01:28:40.323
- Yeah.
- Fifty years ago,

1551
01:28:40.482 --> 01:28:42.576
Billy did something for me

1552
01:28:42.734 --> 01:28:45.613
that allowed me to marry
the only woman I ever loved.

1553
01:28:45.779 --> 01:28:47.702
And now it's my chance
to return the favor.

1554
01:28:48.865 --> 01:28:52.165
- I'm sorry, I don't understand.
- He's not in love with you.

1555
01:28:53.036 --> 01:28:55.164
He likes you.
I know he likes you a whole lot,

1556
01:28:55.330 --> 01:28:58.174
but he doesn't love you
like the way that he should.

1557
01:28:58.792 --> 01:29:00.169
I can't let him marry you.

1558
01:29:00.335 --> 01:29:02.838
He's my best friend.
I can't let him marry you.

1559
01:29:06.299 --> 01:29:07.346
Billy?

1560
01:29:08.677 --> 01:29:11.146
I guess we gotta talk, huh?

1561
01:29:12.597 --> 01:29:14.520
What is he saying to her?

1562
01:29:14.891 --> 01:29:17.861
That she's young,
got her whole life ahead of her.

1563
01:29:18.019 --> 01:29:21.068
Trying as best he can
to let her down easy.

1564
01:29:21.231 --> 01:29:22.733
I'm sorry, I didn't catch your names.

1565
01:29:22.899 --> 01:29:24.651
- Madison.
- Taylor.

1566
01:29:24.818 --> 01:29:26.195
Madison.

1567
01:29:28.113 --> 01:29:30.832
How do you think she's taking it?

1568
01:29:35.662 --> 01:29:36.834
Mixed emotions.

1569
01:29:37.789 --> 01:29:41.009
- This blows.
- Yeah. Blows.

1570
01:29:44.629 --> 01:29:47.382
This is gonna be one
sloppy, drunken weekend.

1571
01:29:47.549 --> 01:29:49.017
Yeah. Bye, Taylor.

1572
01:29:50.218 --> 01:29:51.845
Bye, Madisons.

1573
01:30:14.367 --> 01:30:15.414
Hey, Billy?

1574
01:30:16.536 --> 01:30:17.753
Yeah?

1575
01:30:18.997 --> 01:30:20.624
I couldn't let you marry her.

1576
01:30:22.125 --> 01:30:25.846
No, you did it right. You...
Congratulations, a good job.

1577
01:30:27.130 --> 01:30:30.930
- You mad?
- No. No, you were right.

1578
01:30:32.260 --> 01:30:34.513
Because, you know,
if you're mad that's okay.

1579
01:30:34.679 --> 01:30:37.523
No, Paddy. I... I'm old.

1580
01:30:38.183 --> 01:30:39.685
You know?

1581
01:30:39.893 --> 01:30:42.362
And without her...

1582
01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:44.739
I'm just scared of being old.

1583
01:30:48.777 --> 01:30:51.951
We were 17, you know,
five minutes ago.

1584
01:30:52.113 --> 01:30:55.287
It was just yesterday. I just don't know
where it all went, you know?

1585
01:30:56.618 --> 01:31:01.670
My brain cannot conceive
how old this body is.

1586
01:31:04.584 --> 01:31:06.678
Our girl's gone, Pat.

1587
01:31:07.462 --> 01:31:10.341
And I wasn't there at the funeral.

1588
01:31:10.966 --> 01:31:13.594
And I'm so sorry about that.

1589
01:31:15.428 --> 01:31:17.851
I let you down, man.

1590
01:31:18.932 --> 01:31:21.560
And I couldn't bring myself
to say goodbye.

1591
01:31:22.644 --> 01:31:27.150
Archie's got a stroke, and Sam, well,
he's gone to Florida.

1592
01:31:27.315 --> 01:31:30.114
Man, it's just winding up
a little too fast.

1593
01:31:30.276 --> 01:31:34.076
And I'm feeling old and alone.

1594
01:31:38.076 --> 01:31:39.123
You have us.

1595
01:31:40.912 --> 01:31:42.710
Yeah, Billy.

1596
01:31:42.914 --> 01:31:45.133
God help you, you got us.

1597
01:31:47.919 --> 01:31:49.999
And you got a hot little number
singing her heart out

1598
01:31:50.130 --> 01:31:52.679
in some shithole across town,
you lucky son of a bitch.

1599
01:32:02.225 --> 01:32:03.693
Man.

1600
01:32:06.896 --> 01:32:09.274
<i>Only you</i>

1601
01:32:11.901 --> 01:32:17.954
<i>Only you can make this
Change in me</i>

1602
01:32:18.700 --> 01:32:21.203
<i>For it's true</i>

1603
01:32:23.538 --> 01:32:26.462
<i>Oh, baby, you're my</i>

1604
01:32:27.667 --> 01:32:30.136
<i>Destiny</i>

1605
01:32:30.837 --> 01:32:34.762
<i>When you hold my hand</i>

1606
01:32:42.724 --> 01:32:44.601
Is she sick?

1607
01:32:45.560 --> 01:32:47.187
That's it?
You're not gonna finish?

1608
01:32:47.353 --> 01:32:50.402
Shush. You got in for free.

1609
01:32:54.277 --> 01:32:57.827
So how did she take it?

1610
01:32:57.989 --> 01:33:01.118
Well, she's probably
in Malibu by now

1611
01:33:01.284 --> 01:33:03.537
burning my house down, you know?

1612
01:33:03.703 --> 01:33:06.252
It went as well as you could expect.

1613
01:33:06.831 --> 01:33:09.254
Poor kid. Are those for me?

1614
01:33:11.628 --> 01:33:13.847
Actually, no.

1615
01:33:15.006 --> 01:33:16.974
I'm sorry...

1616
01:33:17.717 --> 01:33:19.060
Excuse me.

1617
01:33:20.845 --> 01:33:23.519
On behalf of Binion's,
I'd like to apologize

1618
01:33:23.681 --> 01:33:25.979
for the delay in the show...

1619
01:33:28.353 --> 01:33:30.856
...but I'm really interested
in the performer.

1620
01:33:32.857 --> 01:33:35.701
She's the most amazing woman
I ever met,

1621
01:33:36.528 --> 01:33:41.329
and I just can't believe in two days
that she's, you know, inside my heart.

1622
01:33:43.535 --> 01:33:46.163
But I don't want her to know,

1623
01:33:46.329 --> 01:33:48.331
because, you know,
with gorgeous women,

1624
01:33:48.498 --> 01:33:51.001
they like men
that like to play hard-to-get.

1625
01:33:51.376 --> 01:33:53.879
True. Very true.

1626
01:33:54.921 --> 01:33:56.594
Thank you.

1627
01:34:01.803 --> 01:34:03.146
Okay, that worked.

1628
01:34:05.306 --> 01:34:07.980
So you gonna kiss me now,

1629
01:34:08.143 --> 01:34:10.896
or you want to hear more about
how I'm falling for you?

1630
01:34:11.896 --> 01:34:14.365
Eye contact. You...

1631
01:34:14.941 --> 01:34:17.615
It doesn't mean anything
without eye contact.

1632
01:34:28.788 --> 01:34:31.086
I'm looking at you, baby.

1633
01:34:47.265 --> 01:34:49.609
All right, kid, we'll take it from here.

1634
01:34:50.602 --> 01:34:52.980
Time you went and hung out
with some guys your own age.

1635
01:34:54.105 --> 01:34:56.654
And here's a little something
for your troubles.

1636
01:34:57.984 --> 01:35:00.703
- Wow, you sure?
- No, I was just putting you on.

1637
01:35:00.862 --> 01:35:03.536
- Of course I'm sure.
- You give the best advice.

1638
01:35:06.159 --> 01:35:07.911
You breathe a word
about us to the feds,

1639
01:35:08.077 --> 01:35:10.045
we will hunt you down.

1640
01:35:19.005 --> 01:35:20.928
My lips are sealed, Mr. Accountant.

1641
01:35:21.090 --> 01:35:22.637
Let me get your bag.

1642
01:35:24.010 --> 01:35:26.980
- Boys! What's up, fellas?
- Lonnie-boy!

1643
01:35:27.138 --> 01:35:28.640
- Hey.
- All right, you ready to go?

1644
01:35:28.806 --> 01:35:30.023
Packed? You got everything?

1645
01:35:30.391 --> 01:35:31.938
Let me get this off my chest.

1646
01:35:32.101 --> 01:35:34.945
I've hosted superstars,
I've hosted billionaires,

1647
01:35:35.104 --> 01:35:37.448
I've hosted kings,
and they ain't got nothing...

1648
01:35:37.607 --> 01:35:41.237
I said they have nothing
on the Flatbush Four, you hear me?

1649
01:35:41.402 --> 01:35:43.245
Nothing. And I remember,

1650
01:35:43.404 --> 01:35:46.374
I heard this beautiful quote.
It was...

1651
01:35:46.532 --> 01:35:52.039
"Ain't nothing in this world
that's deeper than loyalty and love,

1652
01:35:52.580 --> 01:35:55.333
except for loyalty and love
between thugs."

1653
01:35:58.169 --> 01:36:00.092
Fifty-Cent, man! Fifty!

1654
01:36:00.255 --> 01:36:02.849
Hey, Lonnie, get a limo
for our buddy here and take him

1655
01:36:03.007 --> 01:36:04.568
out to the airport to meet his friends.

1656
01:36:04.717 --> 01:36:06.970
Thank you. Great party.

1657
01:36:07.762 --> 01:36:09.402
- Let's go, wise guy, come on.
- Let's go.

1658
01:36:09.555 --> 01:36:11.023
Okay, gentlemen.

1659
01:36:11.891 --> 01:36:13.518
Who wants a drink?

1660
01:36:13.685 --> 01:36:14.732
Drink?

1661
01:36:14.894 --> 01:36:16.862
Oh, man, where the hell
did you find that?

1662
01:36:17.021 --> 01:36:19.524
- Found it in the garbage.
- Crack that puppy open, buddy.

1663
01:36:19.691 --> 01:36:20.988
It's about time.

1664
01:36:21.859 --> 01:36:23.702
Perfect, yeah. Okay.

1665
01:36:27.448 --> 01:36:29.997
Okay, so

1666
01:36:30.576 --> 01:36:33.170
here's to being invincible.

1667
01:36:33.329 --> 01:36:34.546
Invincible.

1668
01:36:35.373 --> 01:36:37.922
- Invincible.
- Invincible.

1669
01:36:43.589 --> 01:36:45.182
- Jeez.
- Terrible!

1670
01:36:45.341 --> 01:36:47.014
- Water.
- I gotta go brush my teeth.

1671
01:36:48.261 --> 01:36:50.434
It can't go bad. It's Scotch.

1672
01:36:50.596 --> 01:36:52.064
It's not so bad.

1673
01:37:06.362 --> 01:37:09.115
All right, Paddy,
I think you and I go in

1674
01:37:09.282 --> 01:37:11.410
and... that way.

1675
01:37:11.576 --> 01:37:13.203
Sam, you go in and that way.

1676
01:37:13.369 --> 01:37:15.713
And I go that way.

1677
01:37:15.872 --> 01:37:17.715
- Okay.
- Okay.

1678
01:37:19.459 --> 01:37:22.212
So hell of a weekend.

1679
01:37:22.378 --> 01:37:24.597
Yeah. Yeah.

1680
01:37:24.756 --> 01:37:26.599
That's for sure.

1681
01:37:26.758 --> 01:37:27.805
- You think?
- Yeah.

1682
01:37:27.967 --> 01:37:29.435
Yeah, next year...

1683
01:37:30.803 --> 01:37:31.850
...Disney World.

1684
01:37:33.097 --> 01:37:34.849
Myrtle Beach.

1685
01:37:36.225 --> 01:37:38.068
- Poconos.
- The Poconos.

1686
01:37:38.227 --> 01:37:39.604
Yeah, that's supposed to be nice.

1687
01:37:39.771 --> 01:37:41.819
- Atlantic City.
- Atlantic City?

1688
01:37:41.981 --> 01:37:43.153
But it's gotta be summer.

1689
01:37:43.316 --> 01:37:45.990
Kayaking in Norway.

1690
01:37:46.152 --> 01:37:48.826
Or the Orient Express.

1691
01:37:48.988 --> 01:37:52.288
We could take a barge
through the canals of...

1692
01:37:52.450 --> 01:37:55.203
- France.
- France, Europe, Germany.

1693
01:37:55.370 --> 01:37:58.624
You guys are the best thing
that ever happened to me.

1694
01:37:58.831 --> 01:38:00.424
Yeah.

1695
01:38:00.583 --> 01:38:03.086
I don't care how ugly you are.

1696
01:38:06.756 --> 01:38:10.101
- Sixty years.
- Yeah.

1697
01:38:16.140 --> 01:38:17.392
Yeah.

1698
01:38:23.064 --> 01:38:24.111
Okay.

1699
01:38:25.525 --> 01:38:26.777
Okay.

1700
01:38:28.528 --> 01:38:31.873
- Okay.
- Okay.

1701
01:38:44.836 --> 01:38:47.259
Hey! Wrong way.

1702
01:39:12.321 --> 01:39:13.664
Hang on.

1703
01:39:14.490 --> 01:39:18.245
- Hello?
- Archibald, I got some news.

1704
01:39:18.411 --> 01:39:21.631
- Is it the prostate?
- No, man, it's not my prostate.

1705
01:39:21.789 --> 01:39:24.212
What's it with you and always
about the prostate, you know?

1706
01:39:24.375 --> 01:39:26.673
Wait a minute, let me patch in
the other guys, huh?

1707
01:39:26.836 --> 01:39:29.635
- I got that good cheese from France.
- Good.

1708
01:39:29.797 --> 01:39:31.219
And a bottle of wine?

1709
01:39:40.975 --> 01:39:43.979
- Hello?
- Hey, Paddy, it's Billy and Archie.

1710
01:39:44.145 --> 01:39:46.568
- Why is the phone ringing?
- Sam's not picking up.

1711
01:39:50.109 --> 01:39:51.326
<i>So, guys, you ready for this?</i>

1712
01:39:53.654 --> 01:39:55.577
Diana and I are gonna get married.

1713
01:39:56.824 --> 01:39:58.542
She's making a huge mistake.

1714
01:39:58.701 --> 01:40:00.141
He says you're making
a huge mistake.

1715
01:40:00.286 --> 01:40:02.459
Yeah, tell him I know.
I know, Paddy.

1716
01:40:02.622 --> 01:40:04.875
What about the five trips
to the toilet every night?

1717
01:40:05.041 --> 01:40:07.260
- I know it all.
- Congratulations.

1718
01:40:07.418 --> 01:40:09.716
I'll call you later, we'll talk
about the details, okay?

1719
01:40:09.879 --> 01:40:11.722
We're heading to a concert now
at the park.

1720
01:40:12.548 --> 01:40:13.800
Really? Is she attractive?

1721
01:40:13.966 --> 01:40:15.684
- She'll do.
- All right, guys, well,

1722
01:40:15.843 --> 01:40:17.641
I gotta get my grandbaby
back inside.

1723
01:40:17.803 --> 01:40:19.305
<i>I'll talk to you later.</i>

1724
01:40:19.472 --> 01:40:21.270
- Congratulations, partner.
- From me too.

1725
01:40:21.432 --> 01:40:22.729
Okay, guys, talk to you later.

1726
01:40:23.059 --> 01:40:25.312
- See you soon.
- Bye.

1727
01:40:26.646 --> 01:40:27.693
Attaboy.

1728
01:40:31.359 --> 01:40:32.531
Oh, good, it stopped.

1729
01:40:34.362 --> 01:40:37.036
- Good. Hell with it.
- Hell with it.

1730
01:40:37.615 --> 01:40:38.707
How about that, eh?

1731
01:40:38.866 --> 01:40:40.834
- Pretty amazing.
- Yeah.

1732
01:40:40.993 --> 01:40:42.210
And no Viagra.

1733
01:40:42.370 --> 01:40:43.587
Or Dramamine.

1734
01:40:44.413 --> 01:40:45.460
We're gonna go again.

1735
01:40:45.623 --> 01:40:46.670
- Go where?
- We're going.

1736
01:40:46.832 --> 01:40:48.459
What, are you cr...? Oh, no!

1737
01:40:48.626 --> 01:40:51.004
Enough's enough!
Are you trying to kill me?