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(GRUNTING)
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I'm strong!
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I'm big!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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I'm hot!
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I'm big!
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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Fuck!
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(SIRENS CONTINUE)
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(OFFICERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
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(PANTING)
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Shit!
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(IN DISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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Hey, where you going?
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(INAUDIBLE)
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DANIEL: My name is Daniel Lugo.
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And I believe in fitness.
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ED: The events you are about to see
took place
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in Miami, Florida, between
October 1994 and June '95.
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Unfortunately, this is a true story.
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DANIEL: We all start out equal,
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little blobs of blood and muscle.
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It's a setup of awesome potential.
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Most people never
develop that potential.
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- I knew early on I was not most people.
(GRUNTING)
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There you go. There you go!
(LAUGHING) Yes!
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Come on, big man.
Work it, baby. Come on!
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Let's go!
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Because if you're willing to do the work,
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you can have anything.
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That's what makes the US of A great.
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When it started,
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America was just a handful
of scrawny colonies.
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Now, it's the most buff,
pumped-up country on the planet.
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- That's pretty rad.
(GRUNTS)
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That's it?
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- Work harder.
- Shit!
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(LAUGHS) Oh! Adrian's on the juice!
- Word up, DL!
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Most people say
they want to look better.
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Not everyone is willing
to do whatever it takes to achieve it.
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All of my heroes are self-made.
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Rocky, Scarface,
all the guys from The Godfather.
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They all started out with nothing
and built their way to perfection.
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The way to prove yourself
is to better yourself.
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That's the American dream.
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(PANTING)
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I have no sympathy
for people who squander their gifts.
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It's sickening.
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It's worse than sickening.
It's unpatriotic.
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Greatest day of my life.
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Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger,
am I right?
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I was never a big fitness guy.
I know it's important,
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but you know what
I really don't like about weights?
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What's that?
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They're so heavy!
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(CHUCKLES) Am I right?
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Can you lift this?
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(GRUNTS)
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I spot people for a living,
when you get right down to it.
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Gives the client security
and a little extra help
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to push themselves harder.
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(ROARING)
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To me, a cigarette boat was a thing
drug dealers had, you know?
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But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.
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Named her Puppy Luv.
L-U-V. But when I'm out on it,
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depending on the day, I either fantasize
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I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,
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or I'm the DEA
chasing after a drug smuggler.
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(GRUNTS) I'm turning into a stud here.
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You get any exercise currently?
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Eh... Besides shtupping?
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I got a three mil McMansion
next to a private jogging path,
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but it's all homos and housewives.
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You spend most of your day at a desk?
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You know that Schlotzsky's Deli
near the airport?
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That's mine.
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No kidding? Oh, I like that place.
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I never kid, Yudo.
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- Lugo.
- Yeah.
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We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.
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You ever try our oven-toasted
roast beef and cheese?
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- Give an anorexic an appetite.
- What else do you do?
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Do some stock trading, real estate.
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Own a few greyhounds for racing.
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But for some crazy reason,
I'm proudest of the sandwiches.
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I hang at the house.
Got a hot Cuban housekeeper
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makes a waffle don't
even need maple syrup.
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I'm a self-made man, Dennis.
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And my self is not ashamed to
say it's made a lot of money.
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Maybe your self
ought to spend some of it on a salad.
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You know who invented salad?
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Poor people.
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DANIEL: This all began because
it was time to push myself harder.
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To maximize results.
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And I was tired of clients petting me.
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Shit, otherwise
I was looking at another 40 years
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of wearing sweatpants to work.
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BARBARA ANN: And that was it!
He just dumped me by phone.
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DANIEL: That's cold!
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It makes you question
the whole relationship.
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DANIEL: You set high goals for yourself
and nail every one.
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But the hardest thing
about changing yourself
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is changing how other people see you.
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Being a personal trainer
is just that. Personal.
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I'm not going to lie.
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When a client doesn't
feel the same way,
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il' hurts.
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What next?
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Well, I mean, if you wanted,
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you know, if it seems
like it would be fun to you,
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maybe we could go for a drink
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or a dinner or a coffee or water.
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I meant what exercise is next.
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DANIEL: It really fucking hurts.
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(LAUGHING) I know that!
I was joking. Come on!
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Daniel! I see you got some new meat.
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What have I always said, John?
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The key to repeat business...
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ls new business. You cannot build
a muscle mecca without muscle.
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(SNIFFS)
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Well, I want to turn this place
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into an internationally renowned mecca.
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- What do you bench?
- 400.
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- Squat?
- More like five.
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(SIGHS)
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Why should I hire you?
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You have a lot of elderly members, sir.
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I want to pump
some new blood into this place.
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That pool's a very slippery surface
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and that elderly woman
with the shower cap,
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she looks like she's going to croak
right there in the pool, sir.
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And Gold's is going to crush you.
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If I don't triple your membership
in three months, I will quit.
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Triple it in three months.
That's pretty ambitious.
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I read a lot of biographies, sir.
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And the one thing that unites great men
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is their reach always
exceeds their grasp.
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One thing...
I recently had some trouble with the law.
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They call Florida "God's waiting room,"
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all the half-dead senior citizens
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turning brown on the beach.
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Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.
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I like older people.
They're very generous.
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So, you really guarantee
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I can triple
my investment in three months?
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Well, if I didn't, would I have
put my name on the company?
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Let me confer with my partner.
Are they good?
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- You're approved.
- Wow! (CHUCKLES)
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You know, I get so much joy
from making people money.
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I'm going to make
you guys a lot of money.
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You have such beautiful hair.
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Look at those eyes. Wow!
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I, Daniel Lugo, hereby
acknowledge my guilt.
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I know what I did was wrong
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and there is no substitute for hard work.
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And I am a hard worker!
And it will never happen again.
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For I used my superior intelligence
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for wrong actions to justify a good end.
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And that was wrong.
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And, if you let me,
I believe I can learn from my mistakes
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and I believe I can help others
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to realize that there is
no shortcut to the American dream.
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This is America, land of the brave
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and home of the second chances.
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That's my one ask,
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that you give me a second chance
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and allow me to go free today.
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JUDGE: Guilty.
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I know I'm guilty. That's what I said
in the beginning of my statement.
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I said, "I'm guilty."
But what about my second chance?
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(CELL DOOR RATTLING
AND CLOSING)
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(SCOFFS)
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That's nothing. Welcome aboard.
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Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.
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DANIEL: Three weeks after I signed on,
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Sun Gym did triple its membership.
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I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.
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One more!
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I gave free body waxing
for everybody at sign-up.
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It was kind of disgusting.
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You have to do whatever it takes
and have no fear.
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Ooh. Wow. Bushy.
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You want to trim that thing
down a little bit?
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I even came up with genius.
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Free membership
for strippers. Delicious.
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Boosted membership 75%
within two months.
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Look like a big sirloin steak, baby!
I like that!
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I did make it a muscle mecca.
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I made it a destination.
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(GIRLS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
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John was rolling in the cash.
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He started reading Fortune magazine.
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And he recognized my value.
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I made Senior Fitness Coordinator
by Christmas.
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Perks included.
'Cause that's how it works.
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You give and you get back.
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Oh, bills suck.
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JONNY: (ON TV)
Rolled out into a money magnet.
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I'm living the American dream.
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Take notes and I'll tell you the secrets
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of living the dream!
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Does your life suck balls?
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Are you a hot mess?
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Do you ever look in your mirror
at home and ask,
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(MOCKINGLY)
"Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's
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Golden Dream seminar
at the Jupiter Ballroom
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and you'll find out how to be a do-er!
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DANIEL: I got to say,
it felt great to be doing so awesome.
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(BURPING)
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(SNIFFING)
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- What is that stink?
- What stink?
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You smell like a Cuban stripper.
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My niece gave it to me for Christmas.
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It's called "Vanilla Fella."
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Oh, well, it's unsettling
while I sweat here.
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So, you make decent coin in this place?
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We do fine.
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Shoots out your ass in taxes
though, right? (GROANS)
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Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do.
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Incorporate offshore.
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The Bahamas
don't exactly sweat your paperwork
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and the IRS can't touch it.
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You have any money here in the States?
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(LAUGHS) Of course!
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My offshore stuff is just
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a rainy day fund, margarita money.
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You should meet my accountant,
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he's a friggin' miracle man.
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Maybe I will.
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Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!
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(SIGHS) I misjudged.
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I had you figured for
a Definitely Guy, Damien.
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Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.
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DANIEL: Victor had a point.
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I mean, he was an asshole,
but he had a point.
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Michael Corleone didn't
become the Godfather by folding towels.
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He did it by keeping a gun behind
the toilet and knowing what he wants.
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And I know it might sound strange,
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I just want a big fat lawn
that I can mow until the sun goes down.
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That baby's 20% off!
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Well, if I believe I deserve it,
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the universe will serve it, right?
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What, you never heard that before?
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No, jackass.
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Yeah, that's why
you're working at Sears, bro!
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Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.
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What is that? Is that a bug?
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There's a bug! Do you read English?
Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?
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Between the "B" and the "I."
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You migrant workers suck!
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DANIEL: When I was young,
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there was a rich kid
lived two blocks over.
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Little prick had a new bike
every Christmas.
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VICTOR: Your asses are looking great!
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And his parents took him on vacations
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to places like Paris and France.
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I mean, I didn't hate him.
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I just thought it'd be cool to see France.
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But I knew that
wasn't ever going to happen
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unless I did something about it.
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- Let's go, set...
(CLANGING)
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Fuck!
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Yo, what's going on, DL?
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You've been unfocused all day, man.
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You ever just get tired
of being where you are, Adrian?
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No. I kind of like it here.
I mean, the weights are new...
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I mean in life, man!
Where you are in life.
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I mean, look at us, man.
We're like Superman.
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(GRUNTING) I mean, come on!
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Don't you think we deserve better?
'Cause I do.
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(SNAPPING)
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Hey. Yo.
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ADRIAN: Man, I do, too.
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DANIEL: Then fucking act like it, man!
Come on!
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That's why when these 'roids kick into
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this chocolate mass, baby,
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I'ma be unstoppable!
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I ain't making no more tacos!
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I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos!
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I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby!
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Everybody gonna eat some of this!
283
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That's what I'm talking about.
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I was like you.
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You work hard.
286
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You do what you're told.
287
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And what does life serve you?
288
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A shame sandwich
with a side order of shit!
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You deserve better!
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Every person in America
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is either a do-er, or a don't-er.
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A do-er or a don't-er.
293
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And if I can get you
to learn one thing today,
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one take-home point,
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it would be this.
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Don't be a don't-er.
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Do be a do-er.
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I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.
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A perfect partner.
300
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,974
Thank God I left her!
301
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Now I'm with seven honeys
of which I can choose from.
302
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(ALL LAUGHING)
303
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DANIEL: Oh, my God.
This guy understands me.
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Well, it's simple.
305
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,534
I don't know
why God gave us 10 fingers,
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because we's only gonna need three.
307
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Get a goal. Get a plan.
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And get up off your ass!
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Which one are you, playboy?
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Me?
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No, someone else sitting in your seat.
313
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(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)
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Come on, which one are you?
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I'm a do-er?
316
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,766
Is that a question?
317
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I'm a do-er.
318
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What is this, Valentine's Day?
319
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,231
Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it
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and mount its head on your wall!
321
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,811
- I'm a do-er!
- What?
322
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,313
- I'm a do-er!
(YELLING) Yeah!
323
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,773
- I'm a do-er!
- Let's do it!
324
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- I'm a do-er! I'm a do-er!
(ALL CHEERING)
325
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,531
ALL: (CHANTING) Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!
326
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,328
ALL: - Do-er! Do-er! Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!
327
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I'm a do-er!
328
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,409
DANIEL: He singled me out
329
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and gave me my own
private training session.
330
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I will make him proud.
331
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,793
- I wish I had a camera.
- All right.
332
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,752
Get the bitches on the boat.
Okay? We got to go.
333
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,120
Get the bitches on the boat.
334
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,422
We got to go!
335
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,683
DANIEL:
I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan.
336
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,765
Finger one, find a guy with money.
337
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,357
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.
338
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,356
Finger three,
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make America a better place.
340
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,068
Leave the guy broke and clueless
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as to who made him that way.
342
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,157
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
343
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,163
'Cause that's
some straight-up gangsta shit.
344
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,999
- Why do you want to do this?
(SIGHS)
345
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,294
ADRIAN: She's out of your league, bro.
346
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,750
Wow.
347
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417
Adrian, you're fucking magnificent.
348
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,343
You walked in that door,
you were 28% body fat,
349
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,420
you wanted to be six.
350
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,097
I gave you that.
You want to be two, I will give you that.
351
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,389
You deserve that.
352
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,513
You want to be a monument
to physical perfection?
353
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,344
You want to be a shrine?
354
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,437
You should be!
355
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,853
You wanted change, right?
356
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,578
All you got is change in that fanny pack.
Is that what you want?
357
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,983
(SIGHS)
358
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,263
When's the last time
you paid your rent when it was due?
359
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,110
When's the last time you took one of
those plump bitches out to dinner
360
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,286
and didn't sweat them ordering dessert?
361
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,283
You love those big bitches.
362
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,116
And they love to eat.
It's okay. That's important!
363
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,748
But this being broke shit's
got to stop, man.
364
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,080
You need some money
to go with that body, man.
365
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,220
DANIEL: Adrian loved the idea.
366
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,547
Hey, that guy wants a job.
Will you interview him?
367
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,803
But to implement a plan of this intensity,
368
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,510
we needed to secure another operative.
369
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,562
(GRUNTING)
370
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,338
Where'd you do your time, pal?
371
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,766
Up north.
372
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,987
Club Fed Correctional. White collar.
373
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,689
I learned a lot. It's all businessmen.
374
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,780
Hey, how many grams of protein
do you eat?
375
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,037
How you fixed for a job now?
376
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,410
(SIGHS) Well, it's not good.
377
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,800
It's kind of hard when you got a record.
378
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,001
I know.
379
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,328
It doesn't feel real good
when Mickey D's tells you
380
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,491
you're not even good enough
to make the French fries.
381
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,044
We all make mistakes.
382
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,243
Doesn't mean we have
less right to a piece of the pie.
383
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,380
Amino acids after you work out
or before?
384
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,517
So you do it with smoothies,
like, fruit smoothies,
385
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,559
- or just, like, soy milk?
- What?
386
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,683
Don't mind him. What were you in for?
387
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,309
(SNIFFING)
388
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,028
(SIGHS)
(GUN COCKING)
389
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,605
(LAUGHING)
390
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,569
(CELL DOOR SHUTTING)
(SNIFFING)
391
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,526
PAUL:
Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?
392
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,658
'Cause your whole life
disappears down a bunny hole,
393
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,749
while you grow long sensitive ears
394
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,919
to better hear the sound
of sirens coming for you.
395
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,836
Lucky for me, I got saved.
396
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,920
Saving all of God's creatures
was my special mission.
397
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,802
(GRUNTING)
398
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,099
(GRUNTS)
399
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,724
(GRUNTS)
400
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,985
(CHOKING)
401
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,070
(GRUNTS)
402
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,035
You know, the Son of God
knew how to just say no.
403
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,501
I guess you could say
He's my role model.
404
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,628
(CHURCH BELL RINGING)
405
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,630
Why Miami?
406
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,417
It was warm. It had beaches.
407
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,170
And I didn't have
any warrants in Florida.
408
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,922
Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy
409
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,259
had been down the habit road himself,
410
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,885
so he'd help me.
411
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,596
Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays,
10:00 on weekends.
412
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,771
I've been there, dude.
413
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,316
If you want to rap,
my door is always open.
414
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,235
I like to rap. You'll
find me very friendly.
415
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,607
Just come in any time. Any time at all.
416
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,320
I'm just Randy, man.
417
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,426
PAUL: Daniel was really encouraging
418
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,196
about my self-improvement.
419
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,498
- And I needed a friend.
- Oh! (LAUGHS)
420
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,704
Hadn't really had a friend since Ma died.
421
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,455
What do you think,
you want to go get a beer?
422
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,878
I'm sober.
423
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,334
That's a good thing.
424
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415
"A beer" is only an expression.
Let's go get something to drink,
425
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,045
- hang out.
- Okay.
426
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,885
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
427
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,016
Make some noise
for the great Sorina Luminita!
428
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,396
This is Solid Gold, Miami.
429
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,315
(PATRONS CHEERING)
430
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,902
(PATRONS CATCALLING)
431
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,322
ADRIAN: Hey, is that breast milk?
432
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,080
- What?
- Is that breast milk?
433
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,461
- Why would that be breast milk?
- 'Cause this is.
434
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,788
Listen. You take this,
435
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,249
you put it in there
and you got the real HGH.
436
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,693
I'm talking about a steroid shake!
437
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,218
I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.
438
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,385
She real clean, too.
439
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,678
- No.
- No, no, no, for real.
440
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,971
She just got her tests and everything.
441
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,344
(PATRONS CONTINUE CATCALLING)
442
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,303
Oh, my... You ever suck
a pregnant woman tittie?
443
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,765
Oh, my God!
This is so good! Come on, try some.
444
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,813
It'll make you great, man!
445
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,016
You already big,
but you could be bigger, you know?
446
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,272
I'm big! I'ma be swolled, though.
447
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,024
Walk sideways through doors.
448
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,855
You want some?
We could be tittie brothers.
449
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,190
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
450
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,444
I'm going to go with "no."
451
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,197
- Excuse me.
- What you...
452
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,652
Now I'm the guy at the bar?
453
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,175
Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.
454
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,744
Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina?
455
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,121
(GIGGLES)
456
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,702
Wow, she's...
457
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,662
Exactly. She's perfect!
458
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,785
And we thought
we were gonna have to cast in London.
459
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,630
Please, tell me again
about this movie you're making.
460
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,383
No, it's not a movie, baby,
it's a music video.
461
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,805
But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.
462
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,881
It's going to be amazing.
463
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,717
Tell Sorina about the song, Paul.
464
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,681
She's very excited.
465
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,809
Enrique is our... ls our lead singer.
466
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,687
And he falls in love
with a beautiful woman.
467
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,067
- Me?
- You're the leading lady!
468
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,239
Yes, of course!
469
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,408
And he follows
this beautiful woman, you,
470
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,702
all the way to London.
471
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,495
SORINA: It all started in Transylvania.
472
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,747
I was Miss Bucharest.
473
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,076
Ludimila Draganesti is a whore!
474
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,003
She show her vageena
to the stupid judge.
475
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,503
I knew the only place
a woman like me could be appreciated
476
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,508
was in United States.
477
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,009
After all, it was the land of opportunity.
478
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,089
USA.
479
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,453
- Good bye!
- I saw Pretty Woman.
480
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,426
All Julia Roberts had to do
481
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,557
was show Richard Gere her pisda
482
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,560
and she got a shopping trip
to Beverly Hills.
483
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,191
My pisda was so much nicer than hers.
484
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,352
Then I met Daniel.
485
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,734
He had that can-do spirit.
486
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,861
Yes! Bang me harder!
487
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,283
The car...
488
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,365
(SORINA MOANING)
(CAR ALARM WAILING)
489
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,286
My American dream
was finally coming true.
490
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,037
That was great!
491
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,665
PAUL: You can't just kidnap a guy
and take his things!
492
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,838
You can't do that. That's so illegal.
493
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,462
DANIEL: Yes, we can.
We're do-ers. Do-ers do.
494
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,884
I can't do right now.
I just got out of prison.
495
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,302
DANIEL: That's fear, Paul.
496
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,554
- All right. Good night, babe!
- Bye.
497
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,177
Do you know what fear is?
498
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,137
False Evidence Appearing Real?
499
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,469
That's a Jonny Wu line!
500
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,053
False Evidence Appearing Real.
501
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,137
You know Jonny Wu, too?
502
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,189
I don't know anything
about an Asian guy.
503
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,356
That's an AA line.
504
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,106
AA started in 1935, Akron, Ohio.
505
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,026
And I want no part of this.
You're on your own.
506
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,689
- We're gonna do this. Yeah.
- We're not gonna...
507
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,649
- You're gonna do this with us.
- I'm not.
508
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,779
It's gonna be fun.
509
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,074
You sure know how to pick 'em, DL.
510
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,490
Dude's a freak of fucking nature.
511
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,495
Ought to put a fence around him.
512
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,535
ADRIAN: I'd do anything for Danny Lugo.
513
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,961
He was my boy.
514
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,001
As good to me as anyone ever was.
515
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,582
He was a big-hearted motherfucker
516
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,088
who I knew only had my best in mind.
517
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,794
But the shit he was poppin?
518
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,175
This daffy plot he had percolating?
519
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,636
I'd never been a crimer.
520
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,764
Ain't never had a reason to be.
521
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,978
(GIRLS ON TV MOANING)
522
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,063
Come on!
523
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,813
Goddamn! My shit stopped working.
524
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,227
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
525
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,312
Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.
526
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,278
Mr. Doorbal,
are you currently using steroids?
527
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,529
No, ma'am.
528
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,949
Really? When's
the last time you injected?
529
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,906
Uh, Monday?
530
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,955
Yesterday. Okay. Um...
531
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,621
I'm just going to put down "using."
532
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,044
I threw them all out.
533
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,218
I think they messed me up.
534
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,879
Hmm. It's okay.
535
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,557
You probably just
have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.
536
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,112
We, like, treat it here all the time.
537
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,894
But don't worry, we can change all that.
538
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,392
It's what we specialize in here.
539
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,473
Penis magic. (CLICKS TONGUE)
540
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,979
(SNIFFLING)
541
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,226
Aw.
542
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,563
It took a lot of balls to come in here.
543
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,281
More like Raisinets.
544
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,451
At least yours are
chocolate-covered Raisinets.
545
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,153
Eh? (PUCKERS LIPS)
Uh... Oh.
546
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,246
Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier
547
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,790
than a big black man in tears.
548
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:31,543
I love me some rain on the African plain.
549
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,499
I hope your girlfriend
knows just how lucky she is.
550
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,506
She would know if she existed,
551
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,845
but she doesn't exist, so...
552
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,261
I guess she don't know.
553
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,808
Whoa.
554
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,766
I just got a flash
of us together on a water slide.
555
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,846
(IMITATES WHOOSHING)
556
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:55,063
It's a steroid-induced impotence.
557
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,941
But with a shot of an engorgital
558
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,317
right into your penis,
559
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,110
you will return to those
560
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,911
beautiful, robust erections
of your high school days.
561
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,822
You do remember
your high school days, don't you?
562
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,327
Hell, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
563
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,706
I used to have
a nickname for my di... I mean, penis.
564
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,330
I used to call him Ernesto.
565
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,374
I used to call my vag Michelle. What?
566
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,880
Just leave it up to me and
567
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,214
I'll have Ernesto up
in high gear in no time.
568
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,636
Those injections expensive, Doctor?
569
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,926
They come with a price.
570
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,682
PAUL: I was trying so hard to be good.
571
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,735
But there was so much
temptation in Miami.
572
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,901
You should take a break.
573
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,734
Oh, thanks, Father.
574
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,740
This Miami heat is really crazy.
575
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:53,000
Wow, the way your sweat's
glistening off your muscles...
576
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,248
You know, Jesus said,
577
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,088
"Come to me, all who are weary,"
578
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,253
"and I will give you rest."
579
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,585
I can give you rest, Paul.
580
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,430
You're so buff.
581
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,099
Why was he telling me I was buff?
582
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,264
Hey, buddy!
583
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,845
Thanks for coming.
584
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,436
I've been thinking a lot
about what you said.
585
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,899
Things aren't working out too good
at the church.
586
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,730
(GRUNTING)
(CLANGING)
587
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,899
PAUL: I just snapped.
588
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,864
- I almost killed him.
- Don't sweat that, Paul.
589
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,786
We go through with this,
nobody gets hurt, right?
590
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,535
Physically hurt? (LAUGHING) No, man!
591
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,373
This is a straight-up kidnapping,
that's all!
592
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:34,701
It's like a snatch-and-grab.
593
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,203
Very simple.
We snatch him, we grab him,
594
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,708
he signs a few signatures,
595
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,540
we give him a protein shake
and we show him the door.
596
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,045
He doesn't even know what happened!
597
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,718
He thinks he made a deal!
598
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,794
- Right?
- Huh.
599
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,426
Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul.
600
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,677
I know what I'm doing.
601
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,594
(DOOR CHIMING)
602
00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,354
This is the shit, man!
603
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,217
Adrian, put those down, will you?
604
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,984
Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.
605
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,277
Tampa PD, brother. It's okay.
606
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,871
In that case, I need to see badges.
607
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,418
We're, uh, retired. Off the, uh...
608
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:22,999
Off the job.
609
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,050
And now we're doing security for a, um...
610
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,549
For a rock group called, uh, Stryper,
611
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,757
- I don't know if you've heard...
(CHUCKLES) Oh, I've heard...
612
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,183
Never again will an oppressor
613
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,181
BOTH: Overrun my people!
614
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,396
For now I'm keeping watch!
615
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,812
- That's the gospel, yeah!
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
616
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,144
And people say Christian rock sucks.
617
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,150
Who says that?
618
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,815
Yeah, who?
619
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,822
Nobody. I mean, well,
fucking assholes do.
620
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,411
Huh. Oh...
621
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:56,240
You know, I, uh,
I actually thought that Stryper broke up.
622
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,292
They're actually having a reunion tour
623
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,745
(STAMMERING) in Jerusalem.
624
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,961
(GULPS) Ooh!
625
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,664
And they need extra security.
626
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:07,047
Look, we wish
we didn't have to go there, but, uh,
627
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,965
but as you know,
628
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,764
it's not the world we live in now, brother.
629
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,761
So true. Hmm.
630
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,106
So, what can I do you for?
631
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,897
We're looking for merchandise
to shock, incapacitate
632
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,354
and imprison our fellow man.
633
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,648
Okay, seriously,
you're gonna love this, all right?
634
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,573
I've done it before,
so come on. Just hit me.
635
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,152
Come on, just hit me, hit me!
Come on, do it!
636
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,158
Hit me! Hit me!
637
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,285
(TASER CRACKLING)
(SCREAMING)
638
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,415
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
639
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,049
DANIEL: That moment,
640
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,842
I knew I assembled the right crew.
641
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,464
Doyle and Doorbal,
642
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,429
stone-cold ballers from the old school.
643
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,506
Now, test phase.
644
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,887
(SHOTGUN COCKS AND FIRES)
645
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,971
The best way
to do a human extraction like this,
646
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,686
in a location like this,
would be through the water,
647
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,934
but we don't have a boat,
so we're going in by land.
648
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,349
We're gonna hit the bushes
649
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,651
and get to blue point two
within five seconds.
650
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,728
Here we get a clear view
of our entry point.
651
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,688
PAUL: Danny was a mastermind!
652
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,318
We hit him in the house
as soon as possible,
653
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,983
bring him out
right through the front door,
654
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,627
through the bushes and back to the van.
655
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,213
Delta Force could do a mission
like this in probably 53 seconds.
656
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,451
But with our athletic superiority,
657
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,658
we should be able to do it
in about 40. All right?
658
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,867
One problem. He's got a live-in maid,
659
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,078
so if she's there,
we knock her out on the way out.
660
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,334
ADRIAN: I knew Danny was
making most of this shit up.
661
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,041
But it didn't matter.
We were going to be fucking rich.
662
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,967
(RAP MUSIC CONTINUES)
663
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,681
(INAUDIBLE)
664
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,563
(SPEAKING HEBREW)
665
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:48,852
Back!
666
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,067
ADRIAN: He's having Shabbat!
667
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,819
Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go!
668
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,157
DANIEL: Mission abort! Mission abort!
669
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,701
PAUL: We're gonna get caught!
We're gonna get caught!
670
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,074
DANIEL: Mission abort!
Mission abort! Mission abort!
671
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,281
PAUL: I don't want to go back to prison!
672
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,582
DANIEL: Block him in.
673
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,178
Gotta jump off the back,
we snatch him.
674
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,588
PAUL: I honestly don't know
how he figures this stuff out.
675
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,756
DANIEL: Here. Ninja.
That's your suit right there.
676
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,071
- Green bug.
ADRIAN: - No, man.
677
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,126
Are you serious?
678
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,679
- Yeah.
- How does he get to be a ninja?
679
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,767
Eagle is on the move.
680
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,770
He's carrying a big bag of charcoal.
White shorts.
681
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,018
He's coming to us.
682
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,940
Prepare to neutralize the target.
683
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,055
Come on, come on, come on.
684
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,830
PAUL: Shit, he's coming, he's coming!
685
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,024
DANIEL: Come on, come on, come on!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
686
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,606
(ENGINE REVVING)
687
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,371
(TIRES SCREECHING)
688
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,247
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
689
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,543
What the hell?
690
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,288
Asswipe!
691
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,170
- Did you get him?
- Prick.
692
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,466
DANIEL: - Where is he?
- Fucking maniac.
693
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,268
ADRIAN: What the fuck?
He was right here!
694
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,699
PAUL: Where'd he go? You see him?
695
00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,717
DANIEL: Where the hell is he?
You've got to be fucking kidding me!
696
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,392
PAUL: - There he is!
- Fuck!
697
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,223
You got the wrong BMW?
698
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:08,974
PAUL: It's two exact BMW's!
699
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,025
I told you to check the license plate!
700
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,102
It was an honest mistake!
701
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,779
Yo, we thought it was the same car.
It looks exactly the same.
702
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,074
I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"!
703
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,150
Is that too hard?
704
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,327
- It was an honest...
DANIEL: - Fuck that!
705
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,369
Fuck you!
706
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,492
I can deal with his impotence,
707
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,665
I cannot deal with your incompetence!
What the fuck?
708
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,626
You were a bit of
a disappointment today.
709
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,066
You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest.
710
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,583
Tomorrow we get our prize.
711
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,134
Schlotzsky's.
712
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,760
God damn it! (GROANING)
713
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,767
There's this crazy new thing
called "hygiene."
714
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,774
Look at yourselves! You handle food.
715
00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,731
What are we talking here, herpes?
716
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,231
Don't they feed you at home,
chunky trunks, huh?
717
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,486
Yeah.
718
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:02,115
And can we stick a smidge of pastrami
in the sandwiches, just for the novelty?
719
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,071
Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here.
720
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,468
What the fuck do you want?
721
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,306
(YELLING)
722
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,096
(CRACKLING)
723
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,373
(GRUNTING)
724
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,332
What is this about?
Who the fuck are you?
725
00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:54,792
(TASER CRACKLING)
(SCREAMS)
726
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,670
ADRIAN: (WHOOPING)
Do these tasers rock or what?
727
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,765
(WHIMPERING)
728
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,846
DANIEL: (IN HISPANIC ACCENT) Hey.
729
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,772
- What do you want?
- You gonna call home.
730
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,316
You gonna tell your baby mamacita
731
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:17,361
she gonna take the kid and go
home to Colombia, immediately!
732
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,360
And she tells no one.
Especially la policia.
733
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,648
Because if she does,
734
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,371
that's a big fucking
problem for you, man.
735
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,989
MAID: - Hello? Kershaw residence.
- No, no,
736
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,194
just get Mrs. Kershaw.
737
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,454
She's at her tennis lesson.
738
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,952
She's not there! She's not home!
739
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,374
ADRIAN: Tell her to get her,
you piece of shit!
740
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,993
(CRACKLING)
741
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,084
DANIEL: You knocked him out, man!
742
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,211
What the fuck did you do that for?
743
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,382
- Put the fucking thing away!
- Okay, okay.
744
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,550
I need to read the manual.
745
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,626
DANIEL:
You don't fucking need it anymore.
746
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,711
Here. You take it.
747
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:47,678
DANIEL: (ON RADIO)
Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot.
748
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,851
Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?
749
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,554
Patriot Two?
750
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,604
Roger that, Patriot One. Uh...
751
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,486
Didn't you say that
your friend kept athletic supplies
752
00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:00,904
here in his warehouse?
753
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,815
DANIEL: Do we have to
have this conversation now?
754
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,993
Over. What's the issue?
755
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:09,162
I'm looking at a lot
of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.
756
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:13,999
A lot.
757
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,748
Oh, such a fucking moron!
758
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,579
Patriot Two, we're a little busy here.
759
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,209
Come on, man.
760
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,088
PAUL: It was what I thought it was.
761
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,170
DANIEL: (ON RADIO)
Target time in five seconds,
762
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,300
four, three, two, one.
763
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,006
Open the frickin' gate, man!
764
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,808
PAUL: These things were weird,
but amazing.
765
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,728
DANIEL: Open the F-ing gate,
Patriot Moron Two.
766
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,477
(VICTOR GROANING)
(MEN GRUNTING)
767
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,776
DANIEL: Out, now!
768
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,353
Cover him up.
769
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,483
(VICTOR SCREAMING)
770
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,609
Rápido!
771
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,940
VICTOR: Please!
ADRIAN: Shut up!
772
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,821
(PANTING)
773
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,244
(ALL GRUNTING)
774
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,079
(GASPING)
775
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,874
VICTOR:
My grandfather fled Germany in 1943.
776
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:02,958
No...
777
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,466
I was born in Bogota',
grew up in New York City.
778
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,502
Put myself through college
779
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,549
working six nights a week at Pizza Hut.
780
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,009
Busted my ass,
781
00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,595
but ended up comptroller
of a billion dollar pipeline
782
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,680
in the rectum of the Third World.
783
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:20,317
I put up with shit
they don't have names for in civilization.
784
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:26,148
Funny, I left South America because
there was too much kidnapping.
785
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,612
That's what you call irony.
786
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,988
But if they think a little
slapping around's gonna break me,
787
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,539
they don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw.
788
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,833
Somebody want to tell me
what the hell is going on here?
789
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,378
(IN HISPANIC ACCENT)
I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day
790
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,252
and I try to live
a life dedicated to self-improvement.
791
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,884
To finding a personal path
that allows me
792
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,632
to employ my special gifts.
793
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,258
Like tying guys to chairs
794
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,089
and sticking pliers up their nose?
795
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,892
You shut your mouth
while the man's talking!
796
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:56,728
(WHISPERING) You got to be quiet,
Victor. Like a mouse.
797
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,809
I see guys like you my whole life.
798
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:05,486
You roll into this country, and America,
she just spreads her pretty cheeks.
799
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,690
Meantime, native sons
born of the red, white and blue
800
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,864
are left broken,
snuffling for your crumbs!
801
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,786
You're broke, you dumb shit,
802
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,542
because you never went to college.
803
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,041
Thereby guaranteeing
804
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,717
you were going to spend
the rest of your life
805
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,215
obsessing over pectoral muscles.
806
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,995
(WITHOUT ACCENT)
Why'd you say that?
807
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,724
(CLANGING)
808
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,478
Why'd you say that, you piece of shit,
809
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,484
about pectoral muscles?
810
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,070
(CLANGING)
811
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,034
Fucking tell me now!
812
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,994
- What's going on?
DANIEL: - What's going on?
813
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,450
What's going on is
this dude seems to think
814
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,327
he knows who the fuck I am!
815
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,658
No, I don't, I don't.
816
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,914
DANIEL:
Tell me why the fuck you said that!
817
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,795
Well, you're going to fucking tell me!
818
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,998
You're going to fucking tell me now!
819
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,754
VICTOR: No, I don't... I don't know.
820
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,922
(DANIEL GRUNTS)
(VICTOR GROANS)
821
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,591
- Come on, man.
DANIEL: - Fuck that.
822
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,801
- Tell me.
- No!
823
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,391
DANIEL: I don't know
if you realize this, Victor,
824
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,434
but you're not going
anywhere anytime soon.
825
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,221
You're going to tell me.
Get him up! Now!
826
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,931
- Get him up!
(GROANS)
827
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,610
Your cologne, Danny.
828
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:31,611
Your stinky, awful, vanilla,
disgusting cologne.
829
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,537
VICTOR: As soon as I said it,
I knew I'd sealed my fate.
830
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,616
My goddamn half-Colombian,
half-Jew temper.
831
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:45,295
Killing me is not going to
give you job skills, Danny.
832
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,500
(GROANS)
833
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,588
I don't just want everything you have.
834
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,803
I want you
835
00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,972
not to have it.
836
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,936
What are we gonna do now?
837
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,058
What do you mean,
"What are we gonna do?"
838
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,314
We're doing it.
839
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,650
Everything's under control.
You better fucking man up.
840
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,823
We're gonna make some phone calls.
841
00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,366
You hear me, Victor?
842
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,949
PAUL: This was supposed to be easy.
843
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,660
(PHONE RINGING)
844
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,996
VICTOR: (ON MACHINE)
Yes, you've reached the office
845
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,295
of Victor Pepe Kershaw.
846
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,544
I'm not in to take your call right now,
847
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,714
because I'm being held hostage
by a bunch of fucking body...
848
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:34,760
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
849
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:35,837
(MACHINE BEEPS)
850
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,298
...Kershaw. I'm not in
to take your call right now.
851
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,099
Please leave a message at the tone...
852
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,098
And for God's sake, help me!
853
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,929
My asshole trainer, Daniel...
(MUFFLED GROANING)
854
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,059
(MACHINE BEEPS)
855
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,857
Okay. it won't happen again.
I understand.
856
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,184
(MACHINE BEEPS)
Please leave a message
857
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,769
and a designated representative
858
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,372
will get back to you.
(MACHINE BEEPS)
859
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,861
Gentlemen, it's me. Listen closely.
860
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,823
Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff. (GRUNTS)
861
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,031
(STAMMERING) I'm fine.
I just banged my shin.
862
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,116
Take the kid to your parents
863
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,826
until I can get this worked out.
864
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,788
And not a word to the police,
baby, okay?
865
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:10,918
Not one word.
866
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,999
I don't need a secretary anymore.
867
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,380
Okay, you're fired!
868
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,965
There's some complex engineering
in these things.
869
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:21,387
No necesita...
You know, to clean la casa.
870
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,888
Jack...
871
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,139
It's very simple.
872
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,768
I've fallen in love with a younger woman
873
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,814
and we're relocating to San Juan.
874
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:29,891
I know... (GROANS)
875
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,398
Okay, take care.
876
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,483
DANIEL: All right, we're good here.
877
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,155
Patriot Two, you got first watch.
878
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,574
(VICTOR SOBBING)
- First watch?
879
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,154
DANIEL: Uh-huh.
880
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,657
- I got to watch him?
- Yeah.
881
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,034
- We're gonna be alone?
- We're gonna rotate.
882
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,996
I got to go to work!
We got to keep up appearances.
883
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,292
What do you want me to do?
884
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,665
DANIEL: Keep an eye on him.
885
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:52,623
- He's crying!
- That's okay, he'll stop.
886
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,461
(TRAINERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
887
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,887
JOHN: Late three times in a row.
888
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,306
DANIEL: Tiffany, did my 11:00 call?
Mr. Kershaw?
889
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,724
He didn't call, Mr. Lugo.
890
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,767
You know, call me crazy.
891
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,187
I don't know... My body's top priority.
892
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,234
DANIEL:
Everything was falling into place.
893
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,483
VICTOR: (YELLING) Anybody here?
894
00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,359
I need a drink!
895
00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,157
Somebody?
896
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,159
I need a drink!
897
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,235
Um...
898
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,444
Somebody!
899
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,116
PAUL: Uh...
900
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,207
We don't keep spirits here.
901
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,789
And I'm sober.
902
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,836
VICTOR: No shit!
903
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,296
- Me, too.
- You are?
904
00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:41,213
So cool. Praise Jesus!
905
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:44,721
Got my chip and everything.
That was a proud moment.
906
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,552
(SIGHS) You should be proud.
There you go.
907
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,712
You know, when I was in prison,
908
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,392
I was clean for nearly a year.
909
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:55,567
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
910
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,317
But a week before I got sprung,
I had a little pruno slip.
911
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,023
- Huh?
- Pruno is prison wine.
912
00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:02,325
I made the best pruno in the yard.
913
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,160
You know what?
914
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,410
Maybe the real reason I'm here
915
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,490
is to help you
916
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,919
get through another day sober.
917
00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:20,006
- That's heavy.
- It really is. I know.
918
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,174
It truly is.
919
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:27,475
I'm sorry about all this. Everything.
920
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:31,145
Oh, no, no. It's okay.
Shit happens. Forget it.
921
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,515
(STUTTERING) But really,
922
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,855
maybe I was sent as a reminder.
923
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,564
Do you believe in that stuff?
Higher power stuff?
924
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,115
I live it.
925
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:45,617
Okay...
926
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:49,038
You think I could get another one
of those Taco Supremes?
927
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,782
Yeah...
928
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,294
Sure. There you go. We'll switch.
929
00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,040
Mmm.
930
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,551
Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. (CHUCKLES)
931
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,187
- They're even better cold.
(CHUCKLES)
932
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,255
- You must be so hungry.
- Mmm.
933
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,216
You are so much nicer
than the other two.
934
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,973
(CHUCKLES) Ah, they're sweet guys.
935
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,395
You just don't know them yet.
936
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,642
But thank you for the compliment.
937
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:16,725
See, the simple fact
that you are defending them
938
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,561
suggests that
you are nicer than they are.
939
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,609
I'm just saying.
940
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,111
You're a Jew, right?
941
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,125
Yes, I am.
942
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,127
Half-Jew.
943
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,246
You have a problem with that?
944
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,836
I think I can help you.
945
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,592
That would be great!
946
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,420
That would be great.
947
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,257
How? I mean, how so?
948
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,598
(SIGHS)
949
00:41:57,765 --> 00:42:01,440
Victor, do you accept Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?
950
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:07,942
Victor?
951
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,112
I do.
952
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,698
(SIGHS)
- That felt great.
953
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,454
(SIGHS)
954
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,997
How did you do that?
955
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,003
I have a gift.
956
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,006
It's a gift.
957
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,637
(MUFFLED) You're good.
958
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,631
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
959
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,649
DANIEL: Busy day!
960
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,821
- Wake him up.
- Get up!
961
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,274
(WHIMPERING)
962
00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:48,573
(GROANING)
963
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,572
Oh, yeah... Look at that...
964
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,948
DANIEL:
Get some paper towels, damn it!
965
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,068
ADRIAN: Yeah.
DANIEL: Shit!
966
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,079
If there's pee on the policy,
967
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,915
they'll think
he's incontinental and flag it!
968
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,249
Shit!
969
00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,920
It's not "incontinental,"
you moron. It's "incontinent."
970
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,424
You really are
a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo.
971
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,044
Well, I'm smart enough
not to be the one cuffed to a couch,
972
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,628
about to get cleaned the fuck out.
973
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,680
This one's gonna require
your signature. Bing!
974
00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,475
(GRUNTING) No fucking way.
975
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:15,597
(GROANING)
976
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,822
PAUL: I know you can't see me, Victor,
977
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,891
but I have a look
of suspicion on my face.
978
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,351
VICTOR:
What's there to be suspicious about?
979
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,024
I would like to call you Eldad.
980
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:27,939
In Hebrew,
981
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:30,195
it means "Beloved of God."
982
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,161
Would that be okay, my friend?
983
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,243
I would be honored, Victor.
984
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,995
PAUL: Pepe was my second friend.
985
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,621
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
986
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,832
ADRIAN: It's my shift, bro. Go home.
987
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,538
Go to church or whatever you do.
988
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,627
It's my torture chamber now.
989
00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,792
DANIEL: Doyle was taking
extra shifts with Kershaw.
990
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,798
And, yes, it was getting my attention.
991
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,216
DANIEL: Sorina, you home?
992
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,470
What the hell are you doing?
993
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,843
Trying to see who you really are.
994
00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,812
A big music video director
995
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,515
does not need
these glasses that see in the dark!
996
00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,396
I don't want you going through my stuff.
997
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,476
Okay? These are not toys.
998
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,983
Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero
999
00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,439
with the Scooby-Doo seats!
1000
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,490
I need you to sit down right now
and listen very carefully.
1001
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,113
You know where I've been all day?
1002
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:15,033
I've been at headquarters
in Langley, Virginia.
1003
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,618
I haven't been truthful with you,
and, believe me, it hurts.
1004
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,328
You have got to understand my work.
1005
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,835
I'm in the CIA.
1006
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,456
Now, good men have died
to keep what I just told you a secret.
1007
00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:29,926
CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA?
1008
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,257
Those goggles,
they're government issue,
1009
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,679
and, I guess in a way, so am I.
1010
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,927
(GASPS) CIA, Daniel?
1011
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,805
- That is so hot!
- No, no, no, no, no.
1012
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,681
It's better you hear it all.
1013
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,016
I... (SIGHS)
1014
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,193
I mean, I've seen things, okay?
Done things.
1015
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,479
One time in Hong Kong,
I had to live for a week in a tree.
1016
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,027
No food, no bathroom, no nothing.
1017
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:55,451
You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!
1018
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,037
Do you know, this is the real reason
I approached you.
1019
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,614
- Me?
- Yes.
1020
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,417
You think you can handle
being an operative?
1021
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,043
Oh, my God, Daniel, yes!
I'll do anything!
1022
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,239
You know my associate, Paul?
1023
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:06,726
- The big guy?
- Yeah, the weird guy?
1024
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,084
Yeah. You're gonna
have to work close with him.
1025
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,213
This is my adopted country.
I'll die for it.
1026
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:15,005
Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?
1027
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:18,595
And then maybe
you have to be spanking her.
1028
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,261
Yeah, and calling her dirty,
1029
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,397
Commie-sucking whore.
1030
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,524
Whatever it takes.
1031
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:31,730
"...which has been trading
on the NYSE since 1972."
1032
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,990
NYSE?
1033
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,025
New York Stock Exchange.
1034
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,118
Oh. I'm from New York.
1035
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,743
All right, next... (CLEARS THROAT)
1036
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:45,167
I can read to you about the Unabomber.
1037
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,044
Scary.
1038
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,039
(YELLING)
1039
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,089
(GRUNTS)
1040
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,844
Oh!
1041
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,597
Damn it! Why'd you make me
do that to you, Victor?
1042
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,516
I have responsibilities!
1043
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,600
Jesus Christ Himself
has blessed me with many gifts!
1044
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,024
One of them is knocking
someone the fuck out!
1045
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:10,859
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1046
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,733
Pepe, you okay?
1047
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,860
Pepe?
1048
00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,489
It's Eldad.
1049
00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,537
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1050
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,537
Hello, James Bond.
1051
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,043
Why so sad?
1052
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:30,880
I had to hurt a man today.
1053
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,502
- Wow.
- I didn't want to,
1054
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,208
'cause I like him.
1055
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,001
But he forced me to.
1056
00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:39,548
Look, in your line of work,
people do get hurt.
1057
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,558
- Okay.
- Danny tells me
1058
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,634
I'm with you now.
1059
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,595
We work together, we play together.
1060
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,975
For king and country.
1061
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,478
Playing together sounds good.
1062
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,025
Very good.
1063
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,898
I still have no idea
what you're talking about right now.
1064
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,820
Oh, it's okay. I know who you are.
1065
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,315
Well, you should, 'cause we've met.
1066
00:46:58,482 --> 00:46:59,904
Tell me about the playing again?
1067
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,612
I woke up this morning
in a state of excitement,
1068
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,038
lap dancing the day away.
1069
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,740
PAUL: It's like the Bible says...
1070
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,326
You give and you get back
a hundredfold.
1071
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,707
And then some greasy pudge-bunny
1072
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,288
comes and takes it all away.
1073
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,799
Me and the lady
were having a conversation.
1074
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,342
You should never wear yellow, pal.
1075
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,341
Little kids might think you're
a school bus and climb on for a ride.
1076
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,763
PAUL: His name was Frank Griga
1077
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,432
and he was the third richest man
in Golden Beach.
1078
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:24,508
(CHUCKLES)
1079
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,185
I didn't know any of that then.
1080
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,683
All I knew was that he was a douche.
1081
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,565
DANIEL: We were three weeks in
and Victor wasn't breaking.
1082
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,312
- You got a racing dog, huh?
- Mmm-hmm.
1083
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,698
Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw
sold you Tasty Reuben?
1084
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,531
Yep. Tasty Reuben's all mine now.
1085
00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,119
Let's try something new.
1086
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,698
This one, I think,
is gonna be a fan favorite.
1087
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,624
(SIZZLING)
(GROANING)
1088
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,376
- You ready to sign now?
(STRAINED) No!
1089
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,954
DANIEL: The guy was fierce.
1090
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:56,174
ADRIAN: Ha! Come on, come on!
Hey, baby!
1091
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,842
Where did you get that dog?
1092
00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,052
I got somebody here
that wants to meet you!
1093
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,845
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God, I love him!
1094
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:03,639
VICTOR: Lugo, you can get my life,
1095
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,387
but you can't have my shit!
1096
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,013
DANIEL:
All I wanted was a little effort, baby.
1097
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,219
Eat me, Doogie.
1098
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,270
DANIEL:
He never worked this hard in the gym.
1099
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,561
But I did. I break guys for a living.
1100
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,483
- Are you ready to sign now?
- Fuck you!
1101
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,650
Take him around again.
1102
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:16,852
(GROANING)
1103
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,272
I hate you.
1104
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,439
Thanks, buddy.
1105
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,157
BANK MANAGER: Mmm-hmm.
1106
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,656
Good. Good. Hmm.
1107
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:25,824
Uh-oh.
1108
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,081
Is... Is there a problem?
1109
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,203
No, there shouldn't be a problem.
1110
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,250
It's just that
all of these transfer documents,
1111
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,328
they need to be witnessed
by a notary public.
1112
00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,294
Well, can't you do that?
1113
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,715
We'd be delighted.
1114
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:40,714
We just need you and Mr. Kershaw
1115
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,387
to sign the documents
in the presence of our notary.
1116
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,682
But Mr. Kershaw is overseas
in Europe saving elephants.
1117
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,386
So, you can just... It's okay.
1118
00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,431
Well, around here,
we call that a problem.
1119
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,855
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1120
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,062
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1121
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,860
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1122
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,566
(SIGHS)
1123
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,152
JOHN: Put it in the trash,
with the rest of my dreams.
1124
00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,408
DANIEL: No contest, John?
1125
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,285
Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11.
1126
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,616
I told you
Amino Tropical Blast's benefits
1127
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:12,791
were totally undocumented.
1128
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:14,869
Can I see you in the office
for a minute, John?
1129
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,313
You're still a notary, aren't you?
1130
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,921
Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why?
1131
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,707
Well, I was hoping
you could transfer some property.
1132
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,230
I made a deal with a friend of mine.
1133
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,797
Just bring him by tomorrow.
1134
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,971
Look, my friend,
he cannot come back, okay?
1135
00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,137
This is a very unique situation.
1136
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,573
He's out there trying
to impact the world in a positive way.
1137
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,309
No, that's the only reason for a notary,
1138
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,887
is that I have to
witness the signing of the document.
1139
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,348
Otherwise, somebody
could just come in off the street,
1140
00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,184
forge somebody's signature
and take all their shit.
1141
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:39,314
You know, I got a stamp.
1142
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:40,565
Can I borrow it?
1143
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,275
No, you can't borrow my stamp.
That's sacred.
1144
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:49,324
What the fuck are notaries, man?
1145
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,746
We're officers of the law.
1146
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:53,995
Remember this chick?
Shelley? Used to work here?
1147
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,452
Black chick? I fucked her.
1148
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,329
Big slut.
1149
00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,459
- Oh, John?
- Yeah.
1150
00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,290
You know, I, um,
1151
00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:03,046
I might have found
a sponsor for your competition.
1152
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,422
You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?
1153
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:07,213
JOHN: The signature's a little off here,
but no big deal.
1154
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,761
All right, down, down, down! Just...
There, there, there!
1155
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,311
(LAUGHS) Love it!
1156
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,772
DANIEL: Finger one,
find somebody with money. Check.
1157
00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,408
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.
1158
00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,281
Three million dollar house,
1159
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,613
500,000 cash. Check.
1160
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,990
Finger three,
make America a better place.
1161
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,244
PAUL: You said no violence.
1162
00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,624
No bad violence!
1163
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,501
(SIGHS) I know! Okay?
1164
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:44,675
And I meant it when I said it,
I swear to God.
1165
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,424
All right?
But this guy, he knows who I am.
1166
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,221
He could ID me.
1167
00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:50,936
All right? That's gonna lead them to you.
1168
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,849
I cannot kill.
1169
00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,017
Duly noted. All right?
1170
00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,141
But if you had to do it, you would adapt.
1171
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,541
You would reach down deep, right?
1172
00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:58,643
What do you mean, "reach down deep"?
1173
00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,565
What if I reach down
and there's nothing there?
1174
00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:03,235
Then we give you bus money
and you're off the team.
1175
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,982
That's harsh. I want to be on the team.
1176
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,233
I want you to be on the team. Okay?
1177
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,819
And the Good Lord wants you to be rich!
1178
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,992
All right? But he could put us all away.
1179
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,573
He saw us, big guy. He saw you.
1180
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,782
Do you want to go back?
1181
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,208
I'm not gonna let him do that to you.
1182
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,764
I'm not gonna let that happen to you.
1183
00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,295
You're not going back!
1184
00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,130
Look, when this is over,
we'll all go camping.
1185
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,423
- All right?
- Okay.
1186
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,876
And, meanwhile,
1187
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,886
make him comfy, all right?
Just get him drunk.
1188
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,973
I can't do that.
1189
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,592
Why?
1190
00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:36,476
Pepe is sober.
1191
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:38,516
Do me a favor, okay?
1192
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,036
Don't call him Pepe
like you were in the sixth grade together.
1193
00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,526
VICTOR: (GASPING) Hey.
1194
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,566
(WHISPERING) Are we alone?
1195
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,031
- Yeah.
(SOBS)
1196
00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,242
Would you...
1197
00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:55,697
Would you help me... Help me escape?
1198
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,619
You need money.
1199
00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:00,793
I've got money. You can have it all.
1200
00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:03,045
- Everything.
- Victor, Victor.
1201
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:07,083
(SOBBING)
I don't want to die, Eldad. Not now.
1202
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,173
My son...
1203
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,091
Look, Victor. Victor.
1204
00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,297
This will all be over very soon.
1205
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,552
(COUGHING)
1206
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,350
We're gonna get you on a plane tonight.
1207
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,834
We know someone at the airport
1208
00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,387
who's gonna get you
out of the country tonight,
1209
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,892
but the only way he's gonna do it
1210
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,689
is if you're knee-walking drunk.
1211
00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,481
You won't remember his face.
You have to.
1212
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,815
You're going to need a drink if I die,
1213
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,400
you half-a-retard!
1214
00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,153
And when I get to heaven,
1215
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,909
I'm going to tell Jesus what you did.
1216
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,419
You're not going to tell Jesus anything.
1217
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:44,878
(GROANS)
1218
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,414
I'm doing you a favor!
1219
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:47,706
(SPUTTERING)
1220
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,463
I'm giving you a private jet!
1221
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,259
Whisking you out of the country!
1222
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,711
(BOTTLE SMASHES)
1223
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,718
VICTOR: (SLURRING)
Hey, this don't look like an airport.
1224
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,612
(MUMBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY)
1225
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,027
Where's my jet?
1226
00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:14,484
PAUL: Don't worry,
you're still going home.
1227
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,034
A thousand bucks if I smash him
1228
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,407
- into that fucking backhoe!
ADRIAN: - Do it.
1229
00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,526
- A thousand?
- A thousand!
1230
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,541
- Drink some! Drink some!
- Hey... Son of a...
1231
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:23,959
Oh, my God.
1232
00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:25,248
(ADRIAN LAUGHS)
1233
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,000
VICTOR: Hey, I have a... (GRUNTS)
1234
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,706
Calm the fuck down.
1235
00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,462
(ENGINE REVVING)
1236
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,960
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GRUNTS)
1237
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,263
Yes!
1238
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,479
I fucking told you!
1239
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,689
(LAUGHS)
1240
00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:00,662
(GROANS)
1241
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,703
Lucky I had an airbag.
1242
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:07,085
You put on his fucking seat belt?
1243
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,170
Yeah.
1244
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,416
It is the law.
1245
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:13,921
You don't put on a seat belt,
you'll hurt your face
1246
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,594
with the airbag.
That's what they tell you.
1247
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,296
"Buckle up. It's the law."
1248
00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:18,779
His blood alcohol's up to his ears!
1249
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,799
Nobody would expect him to buckle up!
1250
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,806
Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.
1251
00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:24,637
You just made a good man suffer.
1252
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:25,972
This is going fucking perfect!
1253
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,102
- Perfect.
- Get the gas can now!
1254
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,105
You're siding with him?
1255
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,778
I was like the Iceman, okay?
Bull's-eye! Strike!
1256
00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:34,438
Suckers.
1257
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,961
I'll get the gas can. I'll be alone.
1258
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:38,196
Hey, Pepe, it's Eldad. You okay?
1259
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:41,237
Don't do that right now, please. Don't.
1260
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:42,996
VICTOR: (SLURRING) All good, Eldad.
1261
00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,177
ADRIAN: Let's go. Let's go, let's go.
1262
00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,576
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- Hurry up.
1263
00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:31,245
Uh-oh.
1264
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,121
Oh, shit.
1265
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,340
Paul, just run him over.
1266
00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:36,629
PAUL: Just run him over?
1267
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,257
DANIEL: Yeah, just start the car
and just run him over.
1268
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:41,426
I can't start the car
and run him over. We...
1269
00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:44,600
Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire.
1270
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:45,847
He's going to die anyway.
1271
00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,018
Do you want him to suffer,
1272
00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,391
or you want to take him
out of his misery?
1273
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,064
You can do this, okay? Start the car,
1274
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,149
put it in gear and run him over.
1275
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,899
I don't know, DL. That's hardcore, man.
1276
00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,610
Start the fucking car and go!
1277
00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,237
(CAR STARTS)
1278
00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:03,569
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1279
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,084
(SCREAMS)
1280
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,502
Back over him.
1281
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,881
Get it over quick.
It's like ripping off a Band-Aid.
1282
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,011
Just do it!
1283
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,814
Don't make Pepe suffer.
1284
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,562
(GROANS) No!
1285
00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,852
(SCREAMING)
1286
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,735
(YELLING)
1287
00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,665
(GURGLING)
(CRUNCHING)
1288
00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,078
I knew you could do it, Paul.
1289
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,122
You just killed a man.
1290
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,547
We did.
1291
00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,625
No, you did it.
1292
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,045
I just provided options.
1293
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:08,050
Why are you saying I did it?
1294
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:09,968
We did it.
1295
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,144
No, you drove.
1296
00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,188
It's... It's a good thing. Tell him.
1297
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,349
You did a good thing.
1298
00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,985
(SIRENS WAILING)
1299
00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:30,739
VICTOR: No, this wasn't heaven.
1300
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:34,043
I wasn't transported
to some celestial space
1301
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:37,212
given my newfound bullshit Christianity.
1302
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,085
This isn't that kind of story.
1303
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,666
But you know how
I knew these monkeys
1304
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,843
were rank fucking amateurs?
1305
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,717
Because I was still alive.
1306
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:50,427
You can beat me, rob me,
hang me like dry cleaning,
1307
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:51,977
burn my fucking hair off,
1308
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,770
but don't tell me
you're taking me to the airport
1309
00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:55,472
when really you're going to kill me.
1310
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,308
And if you are going to kill me,
1311
00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,814
you damn well better do it.
1312
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,566
(GROANING)
- Mmm!
1313
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:03,105
Hey, baby doll.
1314
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:05,737
Thought we almost lost you
there for a while.
1315
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:08,903
Okay, let me explain to you
about your face.
1316
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:11,571
(MUFFLED) Holy shit!
1317
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,332
(GROANING)
1318
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,163
I was tasered by ninjas.
1319
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,995
Is that tire tread on your forehead?
1320
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,501
Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.
1321
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:24,335
They did this to me!
Drove right over my face.
1322
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,386
So, you're from Colombia originally.
1323
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:27,713
So what?
1324
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:31,933
I got run over here. In America.
1325
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,511
Not in Colombia!
1326
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,728
- I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.
(CONTINUES GROANING)
1327
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,477
Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!
1328
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,182
Asshole.
1329
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,688
I'm going to kill him.
1330
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,235
Nurse!
1331
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,778
Listen to me.
1332
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,028
I just lost my family, my business,
1333
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:51,487
and half of my nose.
I almost bit my tongue off.
1334
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:54,289
Got my bank accounts cleaned out.
1335
00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:58,209
You think I give a rat's ass
if you don't like my attitude?
1336
00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,707
FEMALE DETECTIVE:
We could still arrest you.
1337
00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,506
Your blood alcohol
was four times the limit.
1338
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,881
Is this her first day?
1339
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,958
Just tell me if this is
1340
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,635
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
1341
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,045
Don't you listen?
1342
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,971
They forced chocolate liqueur down me!
1343
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,634
The evil ninja weightlifters?
Those are the guys?
1344
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:17,142
You should cut
some of that fuzz out of your ears!
1345
00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:20,144
Daniel Lugo. Write it down.
1346
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,442
From what I hear,
Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw,
1347
00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,565
they sell quite a bit
of drugs in Colombia.
1348
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:26,897
God, I can't believe this!
1349
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,607
I'm having some trouble with it myself.
1350
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:30,237
You say you were bound, abused
1351
00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:32,911
and roughed up by
a group of bodybuilders.
1352
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,784
Was this a sex thing?
1353
00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,156
What?
1354
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,752
One very large burnt dildo,
1355
00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:45,082
baseball-sized anal beads found
in the back of your car.
1356
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,462
Not normal stuff.
1357
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,821
We're finding it hard to believe
1358
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,753
that no one reported you missing.
1359
00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:52,680
Not one single person.
1360
00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,509
This could be a wake-up call, buddy.
1361
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:59,104
(STAMMERING)
Wait a second. Is that all I get?
1362
00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,146
Get back here!
1363
01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,020
- I don't believe a word he said.
- Mmm-mmm.
1364
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,773
DANIEL:
We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.
1365
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:11,233
Looking tough, feeling tough.
1366
01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:20,200
We were going to rock it.
We didn't find Kershaw's obit.
1367
01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:22,206
We found him alive, at the hospital.
1368
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,708
So we had some unfinished business.
1369
01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,966
Oh! I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it...
1370
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,467
Can you keep him quiet?
1371
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,348
(GROANING)
VICTOR: - Oh, Christ.
1372
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,342
(SEAGULLS CAWING)
1373
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,019
ED: Being a cop for so long,
1374
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,318
I've learned that
people's lives are usually linear.
1375
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,394
Until they're not.
1376
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:51,107
Comes a day
for just about everyone when A
1377
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:54,784
suddenly skips B
and careens to polka-dot weird W
1378
01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,867
Best move I ever made
was marrying Cissy.
1379
01:00:57,946 --> 01:00:59,823
Sweetie pie, are you deaf?
1380
01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:02,067
- The phone has rung, like, 19 times.
(PHONE RINGING)
1381
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,326
Twenty.
1382
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,832
Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it.
1383
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,083
After I retired,
1384
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,133
I reopened the detective agency
my old man used to own.
1385
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,709
But after a few years,
1386
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,386
Cissy begged me to retire from that, too.
1387
01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:15,759
She said I'd earned my relaxing years
1388
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:19,139
with long, lazy days
full of golf and fishing.
1389
01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:22,312
Except the only thing
I hate more than golf is fishing.
1390
01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,060
Du Bois Investigators, Inc.
1391
01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,517
Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?
1392
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,022
Actually, it's Ed the Third.
1393
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:29,603
I want Ed the Second.
1394
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:33,111
He's dead. And I'm retired.
1395
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,390
I'm guessing you're looking at
1396
01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,879
a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.
1397
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,741
Everything's old in this frickin' hospital.
1398
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,864
(TOILET FLUSHING)
- It just shot out of my ass!
1399
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,587
- I couldn't help it.
NURSE: (GASPS) Oh!
1400
01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:45,831
Oh, God.
He should be ejected from this facility!
1401
01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:46,958
NURSE: Oh, my God...
1402
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,961
Not you.
(STAMMERING) I need your help.
1403
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,792
I'm a desperate man.
1404
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:53,297
What did you say your name was?
1405
01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:55,003
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1406
01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,739
DANIEL: The team explored
a number of infiltration procedures.
1407
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:03,474
Adrian even offered to stage
1408
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,555
a diversionary fistfight in the hall.
1409
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,391
We decided against that.
1410
01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:10,481
But I can't say that
what the police told you
1411
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,608
is far from my own analysis.
1412
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,064
I have to entertain
1413
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,149
the possibility that you might be lying.
1414
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,656
DANIEL: There was one major problem.
1415
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,703
This fucking archaic
line-directory system
1416
01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:22,076
throughout the whole entire hospital.
1417
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,907
It took us an hour just to find the ICU.
1418
01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,414
VICTOR: Please believe me,
1419
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:29,121
it happened just the way I say it did.
1420
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:32,003
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,
1421
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,584
but I can't take the case.
1422
01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:35,385
I'm a dead man.
1423
01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:38,176
A hospital is a very public place.
1424
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,599
And anybody could gain
access to your room.
1425
01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:42,154
And if it were me, and some large men
1426
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,427
were trying to re-kill me,
1427
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:45,262
and I wanted to stay un-dead,
1428
01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,814
I'd get the hell out of there. Fast.
1429
01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,266
(DISCONNECTS)
1430
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,444
DANIEL: In the end,
1431
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,113
after reviewing our past performance,
1432
01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,486
we could come to only one conclusion.
1433
01:02:57,565 --> 01:02:59,363
We're so much better when we wing it.
1434
01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,528
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1435
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,919
DOCTOR:
Can I help you with something?
1436
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,138
I'm Dr. Lowenstein,
1437
01:03:20,213 --> 01:03:22,136
uh, Mr. Kershaw's
primary care physician.
1438
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,512
He didn't mention anything.
1439
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:27,016
Oh, well, I'm, uh...
I'm over at Miami General.
1440
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:30,557
Where is Victor?
1441
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,234
He checked himself out,
against my advice.
1442
01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,316
I think the visit
from the police scared him.
1443
01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,147
Police? What did they want?
1444
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,528
Oh, accident investigation.
1445
01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:41,075
They didn't seem too thrilled
1446
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,277
by Mr. Kershaw's account of events.
1447
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,560
He claimed he'd been tortured.
1448
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,284
By bodybuilders.
1449
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:47,077
- Bodybuilders?
- Yes.
1450
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:54,089
This is a case of delusional
alcoholism. It's not uncommon.
1451
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:55,666
You know, I warned him about that.
1452
01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,093
Why are you dressed for
surgery in our hospital?
1453
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,421
Well, I like to be prepared for anything.
1454
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,344
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1455
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,093
Gentlemen?
1456
01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:08,933
(ADRIAN LAUGHS)
1457
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,138
ADRIAN: Oh, shit...
1458
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,019
So, what if he goes to the cops?
1459
01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,395
He already did.
1460
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,443
You know what happened? Nothing!
1461
01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,319
Because they figured out
what we already know,
1462
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,573
that Victor Kershaw
is a half-criminal prick
1463
01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,208
who deserved bad shit to happen to him.
1464
01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:22,366
Yeah.
1465
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,444
I thought he had to be dead.
1466
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,112
So what?
1467
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,921
You might feel a little prick.
1468
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,877
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)
1469
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:45,974
Oh, yeah!
1470
01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,387
It's a little less than what I'm used to,
1471
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:52,143
but what the heck?
1472
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,145
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1473
01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:07,821
I'm going to rock your world.
1474
01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,157
Ninja style.
1475
01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:11,742
(BOTH MOANING)
1476
01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,669
I told you we'd fix it
with the magic penis shots.
1477
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,745
(LAUGHS)
1478
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,001
Mmm... (MOANS)
1479
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,172
Oh, yeah! (MOANS)
1480
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,653
- No way!
- No, this is your house.
1481
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,697
(GASPS)
PAUL: Jesus may exalt.
1482
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,158
- But cocaine is king.
(SNIFFING)
1483
01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:54,785
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1484
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:57,166
They seem very happy.
1485
01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:58,872
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1486
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,549
Mmm-hmm. Dry humping.
1487
01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,887
(MOANS) This is such nice,
supple leather.
1488
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,390
Asshole.
1489
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:19,147
I know what you're looking at.
Now look at this.
1490
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:22,695
I don't have a home, you putz!
1491
01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:24,864
(CAN CLATTERS)
(KNOCKING)
1492
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,407
(GROANING) Oh, jeez!
1493
01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,198
Hey, Kershaw! It's Ed Du Bois!
1494
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,752
Jesus.
1495
01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,209
You thought I was lying.
1496
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:47,091
Sometimes it takes me a while
to make up my mind.
1497
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:49,593
Nice place.
1498
01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:52,058
How'd you find me?
1499
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,635
Cab driver at the hospital.
1500
01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:56,016
(SIGHS) I paid him 20 not to talk.
1501
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,730
ED: Well, I paid him 40.
1502
01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:00,274
This shit's my new best friend.
1503
01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:02,355
I'm gonna look into your case, Victor,
1504
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,108
but if you're not telling me the truth,
1505
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,547
you're gonna be in a lot more
trouble than when you started.
1506
01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:09,237
So, why are you helping me?
1507
01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,911
Well, what they did to you
is un-American.
1508
01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,196
Real reason.
1509
01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:15,619
Well, catching fish is fine.
1510
01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,168
Catching bad guys is finer.
1511
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,836
Now, won't you tell me
your story again, hmm?
1512
01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,459
From the beginning.
1513
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,544
Just give me one more
of those blue ones.
1514
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,719
You've had enough.
1515
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,012
- Hey, there.
- Hey.
1516
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,392
Hey, we didn't see you move in.
1517
01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:40,431
Oh, you know,
most of my things are being shipped.
1518
01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,229
What happened to the Kershaws?
1519
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,560
You know, I don't know the specifics,
1520
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,020
but they must have
really been underwater,
1521
01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:46,696
because they practically
gave me the house.
1522
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,372
I mean, I had asked
the guy from the bank
1523
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,196
and he thinks that
the guy ran off with some girl
1524
01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:52,436
that he met in Havana,
like one of those sex vacations.
1525
01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,413
Jeez! Man, you think you know people.
1526
01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:56,535
Yeah.
1527
01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:59,242
Although Victor liked
to talk about sex a lot.
1528
01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:00,451
Brad MacCalister.
1529
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,665
Torn...
1530
01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:03,295
Lawn.
1531
01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:04,501
- Gotcha.
- Yeah.
1532
01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:05,924
That's a pretty
professional looking hoop
1533
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,125
- you got there.
- Yeah.
1534
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,809
Look at you,
already improving the place.
1535
01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:10,173
Well, that's what I do.
1536
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:11,596
You know, I saw
your wife drop off a gang of kids,
1537
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,093
figured they could come by
anytime and shoot a round.
1538
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:14,533
I've done a bit of coaching, so...
1539
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:15,589
Hey, that sounds terrific.
1540
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,936
Use your elbows, you little pussy!
1541
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,221
(GRUNTS) Oh, tell your mama!
1542
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,227
Damn!
1543
01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,025
- Sucker! Oh!
(BOY GROANS)
1544
01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,027
What the hell
are you doing on the ground?
1545
01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,321
- That hurts.
- Well, it's supposed to hurt!
1546
01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:29,997
That pain's what's gonna save your life.
1547
01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,115
Your cells remember where it hurts
1548
01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,157
and that's where they get strong.
1549
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,280
It's called pain and gain, Rusty.
1550
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,906
Don't be a little bitch.
You gonna man up?
1551
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,112
You better,
'cause right now your sister's
1552
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,367
stronger than you.
Give me your hand. Get up!
1553
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,165
What are you looking at,
you little chubby broad?
1554
01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,833
Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother
1555
01:08:40,908 --> 01:08:42,160
driving up and down the street
looking at me.
1556
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:43,844
I'll be your stepfather in about a week.
1557
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,462
DANIEL: I love my new home,
1558
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:47,757
my new neighborhood
and my little brat-pack crew.
1559
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:49,300
I kept it real with them
little motherfuckers
1560
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,002
and they kept it real with me.
1561
01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:55,432
(GRUNTS) That's 315, close grip.
1562
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,013
All right, benching builds your pecs.
1563
01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,344
We got no homos in this gang, right?
1564
01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:00,644
All right, good.
And if you bachelors like girls,
1565
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,972
listen to the Lawn Dawg.
1566
01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,773
No hottie can resist dope pecs.
1567
01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,065
You want to chase tail with me
in South Beach
1568
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,393
on my Puppy Luv? Huh?
1569
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,023
Or do you want to
look at your little nuts in the mirror
1570
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,463
and see if you got any peach fuzz?
1571
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,314
All right, good.
1572
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,489
Wow!
1573
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,909
DANIEL: Hey, guys. You like it?
1574
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,201
Yeah.
1575
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,779
Oh, I love the sexy casa!
1576
01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,739
(SORINA SQUEALS)
(LAUGHING)
1577
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:21,574
You guys like that?
1578
01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:25,120
You like that fine Russian pussy?
1579
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,167
That was mine.
1580
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,415
I gave it to him. Like nothing.
1581
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,837
Now if we're gonna roll,
we're gonna chase tail,
1582
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,635
we got to do it my way, okay?
1583
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,338
No pickle-licking around here. Let's go.
1584
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:36,547
Break it off. Remind your folks
1585
01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:37,757
about Neighborhood Watch, okay?
1586
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,888
You, you, you and you, jog it home.
1587
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,720
- All right, big man.
ADRIAN: - All right, brother.
1588
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:42,804
DANIEL: Let's race the Porsche, baby.
1589
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,472
PAUL: Let's do it.
DANIEL: Come on. It's money.
1590
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:45,932
(CAMERA CLICKING)
1591
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:52,276
You get the Turbo.
1592
01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,032
ED: And this Adrian Doorbal,
he paid in cash?
1593
01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:03,958
Yes. 100,000.
1594
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,414
- Cash?
- Cash.
1595
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,120
- This didn't surprise you.
- No.
1596
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:10,833
I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.
1597
01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,041
You know, he is black.
1598
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:13,793
Yeah.
1599
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,400
Well, you don't think it was strange
1600
01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,714
that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?
1601
01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:20,300
WOMAN: He was a dick.
Always making fat jokes.
1602
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,560
One time he told me
if I can cut out snacking,
1603
01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:23,682
that they can cure world hunger.
1604
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,805
Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way.
1605
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:28,085
What do you think of the new guy?
1606
01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,986
Awesome. He says I'm a do-er.
1607
01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:35,940
DANIEL: Our Neighborhood Watch
is about to start.
1608
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,525
Can I get everybody's attention?
1609
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,744
Would you like one? Those are so cute.
1610
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,537
They're like little edible penises.
1611
01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,636
I wish they had them in the strip club.
They're great niblets.
1612
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,079
This is delicious.
1613
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,538
And so easy,
from freezer to microwave to mouth.
1614
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:50,963
(CHUCKLES)
1615
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,338
Stan.
1616
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:56,469
DANIEL: Okay. Eyes front, neighbors.
1617
01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:57,704
Now, we'd all like to believe
1618
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,222
we're safe here in
Old Cutler Cove Estates.
1619
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,516
I know I feel more snug
and secure than I've ever.
1620
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:02,717
And I feel very welcomed,
1621
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,677
and I want to
thank you all for that. Okay?
1622
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,729
But this is a very serious situation.
1623
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,723
Okay? There are bad guys out there
1624
01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,126
that are waiting for
good people like us to drop our guard.
1625
01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:12,689
Bad guys are everywhere.
1626
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,775
I should know, okay.
I work for the government.
1627
01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,197
And I've been to prison.
1628
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,316
And it sucks!
1629
01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:20,818
At this first meeting
of the Neighborhood Watch,
1630
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,324
Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate
1631
01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:23,923
a few ways we can keep ourselves safe.
1632
01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:26,790
- My pal, Dick... (SNAPPING FINGERS)
- Yeah.
1633
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:27,913
...who works with me at the government,
1634
01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:29,118
will now hand out
your preparedness packs.
1635
01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,169
Right.
1636
01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,364
That means we have to hand
out the preparedness packs,
1637
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,851
- thank you.
PAUL: - Yeah. Right away.
1638
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,170
In our own corner
of the American dream,
1639
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,547
safety requires vigilance.
1640
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:39,428
Okay, look at our chart here.
1641
01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,598
Number one thing,
vigilance equals safety.
1642
01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:43,299
(SNIFFING)
- Number two, recognizing...
1643
01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:47,057
PAUL: Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah.
1644
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:51,725
Okay. First thing,
recognizing a potential attacker.
1645
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:55,523
Sorry about that. There it is.
1646
01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:56,604
Peter?
1647
01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,129
ADRIAN: - Safety pack.
(SNIFFLING)
1648
01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,819
Each family gets a pack.
1649
01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:02,493
Each pack has
pepper spray and a taser.
1650
01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,990
Ladies, these things work.
1651
01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:06,664
You can zap a guy's balls off
with one hit, all right.
1652
01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,662
Okay! The lovely Sorina here...
1653
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,539
- Ta-da!
- ...Is going to be the victim.
1654
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,620
Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?
1655
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:13,834
MAN 1: Oh, sure.
1656
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:14,914
MAN 2: Right here!
1657
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,333
Me. Pick me.
1658
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,008
Can you pick me? Can you pick me?
1659
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,758
We're only picking one, guys.
This is not a gang rape, okay.
1660
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,089
You sit down. We'll take Brad.
1661
01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:23,347
Yes!
1662
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:24,841
DANIEL: My favorite neighbor.
1663
01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,767
BRAD: He picked me, he picked me.
1664
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,143
Hi, I'm Brad.
1665
01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:29,499
You touch her, I'll fuck you up!
1666
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:30,763
- Hey!
- It was nice meeting you.
1667
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:31,894
Dick.
1668
01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:34,067
This is only a simulation, okay?
Cairn it down.
1669
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,859
PAUL: Well, that's what
I'd do in this situation.
1670
01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,608
I'll fuck him up!
1671
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,355
Paul, now.
1672
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:41,532
Honey, I had to grab her ass.
Look, I was the rapist!
1673
01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,127
- You're a perv.
- It was role playing.
1674
01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,202
DANIEL: What the hell are you doing?
1675
01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,370
What?
1676
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:48,743
"What?" You look like shit.
1677
01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:50,291
I feel like I look great.
1678
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,164
This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?
1679
01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,711
We cannot afford to mess this up.
1680
01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:56,881
I agree. You don't need
all this Kumbaya shit.
1681
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,378
Excuse me? I blended in, okay?
1682
01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,585
I'm an influential member
of this community now.
1683
01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:02,796
Have some respect and act accordingly.
1684
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,924
SORINA: Paul?
1685
01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:08,851
The hotel wants you
to pay your $47,000 bill
1686
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,894
or they're kicking us out.
1687
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,472
(PAU L GROANING)
1688
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,315
Yeah, honey?
1689
01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:15,565
What are you doing?
1690
01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,642
(GRUNTS)
1691
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,227
I'm praying.
1692
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,358
Well,
1693
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:22,156
(VOICE ECHOING)
you should pray for $500
1694
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,552
to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos
1695
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,409
from Neiman's to my shoe closet.
1696
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:26,577
Okay.
1697
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,622
Secret Agent Sorina
needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.
1698
01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,583
Secret agent,
Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.
1699
01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:34,785
Mmm. (KISSES)
1700
01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:37,626
(GROANING)
1701
01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:39,799
Jimmy Choo shoes. Cash.
1702
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,427
PAUL:
Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom,
1703
01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:44,970
you happen to be on the 20th floor.
1704
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:48,425
I had a choice. Take the fast way down,
1705
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,430
or find a way to keep climbing.
1706
01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,688
Lord God, this place is depressing.
1707
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,311
(VICTOR GROANS)
1708
01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,523
And so is this.
1709
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:00,861
(VICTOR GRUNTS)
1710
01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,651
No matter how it gets there,
your John Hancock shows
1711
01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:05,483
notarized, even at a 90-degree angle.
1712
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,568
It's all legal and binding.
1713
01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:10,451
Oh, funny thing,
when a man's blindfolded,
1714
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,078
electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys,
1715
01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,750
and hung like dry cleaning,
1716
01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:16,623
he tends to sign just about anything.
1717
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:19,247
The Sun Gym Gang
has successfully acquired
1718
01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:20,582
every asset you had.
1719
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,542
And they're enjoying it.
1720
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,586
So I don't have a move?
1721
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,640
Because if that's true,
I'm not paying you a fucking dime!
1722
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,182
You don't have a fucking dime.
1723
01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:31,509
What happens now?
1724
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,099
Now I go to work.
1725
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,393
(CAMERA WHIRRING)
1726
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,642
After a couple months with us,
you won't even recognize yourself,
1727
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:40,851
trust me.
1728
01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,896
I trust you.
1729
01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:46,609
As you can see here, we've got
all brand new Cybex equipment.
1730
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:49,240
All the latest stuff.
Want to start out with some curls?
1731
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,325
You have the perfect frame
for bodybuilding.
1732
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:52,644
I'm going to get you so jacked.
1733
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,907
I'd love to get jacked.
1734
01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:56,868
What kind of work do you do, Ed?
1735
01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,498
Lawn and garden supplies.
1736
01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:01,296
Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that.
1737
01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,084
Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.
1738
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,627
Oh, yeah? Where?
1739
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,462
Old Cutler Cove.
1740
01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:11,512
Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.
1741
01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:13,638
You know, you believe
you deserve it and the universe...
1742
01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,937
...will serve it.
Yeah, I've heard that before.
1743
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,561
- Jonny Wu says that.
- Yeah. TV commercial.
1744
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,025
I love that guy.
All right, let's hit the chest press.
1745
01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:22,981
Lawn supplies, huh?
1746
01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:27,152
I got me a riding mower.
Snapper 342, you know it?
1747
01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,402
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1748
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,451
Yeah, it's a beauty.
It's a zero-turn model, right?
1749
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:35,823
Yep.
1750
01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,042
It's got one of the best decks around.
1751
01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:40,995
It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil.
1752
01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:42,796
You might be my new favorite client.
1753
01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,172
Now, come on, you're growing.
1754
01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:45,768
Let's go. Let's go stretch those pecs.
1755
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:48,920
How'd you happen to choose this gym?
1756
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,550
A friend of mine recommended it.
1757
01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,190
He said
you worked him over pretty good.
1758
01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:54,216
(CHUCKLES) That's what I like to hear.
Who's that?
1759
01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,976
Victor Kershaw.
1760
01:15:58,304 --> 01:15:59,647
How is Vic?
1761
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:02,692
I don't really know.
I can't get him on the phone.
1762
01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,356
(GROANING)
1763
01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:05,937
Well, maybe he's on vacation.
1764
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,863
- Who's that?
- Kershaw.
1765
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:10,483
Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is.
1766
01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:17,115
PAUL: I've been here before.
And I'm not proud of this.
1767
01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,252
(PEOPLE TALKING EXCITEDLY)
1768
01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:23,454
(GLASS CLINKING)
1769
01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,039
To my dearest Adrian.
1770
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:26,465
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1771
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,759
You are my sun,
1772
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,177
my moon,
1773
01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:32,133
my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
1774
01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:33,733
(GUESTS LAUGHING)
- I love that show.
1775
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,514
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1776
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,770
(YELLING)
1777
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:46,523
GUARD: He got the bag! He got the bag!
1778
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,195
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1779
01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,440
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
(HORN BLARING)
1780
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,487
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1781
01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:54,944
(MEN SHOUTING)
1782
01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:56,449
GUARD: Drop the bag! Drop it!
1783
01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:58,493
(PANTING)
1784
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,877
(GRUNTING)
1785
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,296
(ALL LAUGHING)
1786
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,290
My grandfather,
1787
01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:11,047
he said to me,
"Never marry a black man."
1788
01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,755
I don't know why.
He thought they were all dodgy.
1789
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,223
But he's dead now.
1790
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,513
From racism. No, it was a cement truck.
1791
01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:20,344
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
1792
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,639
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1793
01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:27,310
Hello. ls the haircut line here?
1794
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:28,895
I just need a little trim.
1795
01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,152
(GRUNTS) Oh, shit.
1796
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,905
(YELLS IN PAIN)
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
1797
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,949
Oh, shit!
1798
01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,622
(GROANS)
1799
01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:43,080
(WOMEN MURMURING)
1800
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:44,793
GUARD 1: He's over here!
1801
01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:45,995
GUARD 2: Come on down here.
1802
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,455
In here, go.
1803
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:48,630
- Freeze!
(GRUNTS)
1804
01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,174
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
1805
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,256
(GRUNTS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1806
01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:02,929
(GUNSHOTS)
1807
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,308
(OFFICERS YELLING)
1808
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,315
PAUL: Well, this plan didn't work.
1809
01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:11,566
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1810
01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:12,817
OFFICER: Cover the back!
1811
01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:15,987
She makes me
the happiest man in the world!
1812
01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:18,114
(GUESTS CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
1813
01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:21,989
PAUL: This plan was just practice.
1814
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:23,540
(SIRENS WAILING)
1815
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,794
But I had another plan.
1816
01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:32,508
Frank Griga,
the phone-sex douche from the club.
1817
01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,469
He wouldn't be as easy as a bank.
1818
01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,681
But as it turns out...
1819
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,807
OFFICER: In the water!
1820
01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:45,141
Fire!
1821
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,502
...a bank wasn't all that easy.
1822
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,783
(MUFFLED SHOUT)
1823
01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:09,711
(MUFFLED) Motherfucker!
1824
01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,457
(SIREN WAILING)
1825
01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:16,877
Fuck!
1826
01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:18,591
That's all I got.
1827
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,598
What a dick.
1828
01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:23,934
Lugo? (GROANS)
1829
01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,304
Hey, Lugo! Goddang it.
1830
01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:27,846
Oh.
1831
01:19:28,055 --> 01:19:29,773
Oh, Danny. Danny?
1832
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,809
- Will you shut the fuck up?
(GROANS)
1833
01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,861
Slow down, Paul.
1834
01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:35,487
Did you do something bad?
1835
01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:36,776
Maybe a little.
1836
01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,198
You're all fucking green.
1837
01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,359
I fucked up! Oh, I've got to sit down.
1838
01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,115
(GROANS) Oh!
1839
01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,537
(GRUNTING) Dan... Oh!
1840
01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:45,531
Oh!
1841
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,537
They got my toe, Danny!
1842
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,663
- They got my toe.
- Jesus!
1843
01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:52,372
I know, Jesus!
(STAMMERS) You can see the bone.
1844
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,757
Put that fucking thing away now!
1845
01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:55,833
Can they reattach it?
1846
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,997
No, Paul, they can't, okay?
1847
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,339
Because that's gonna bring questions
1848
01:19:58,419 --> 01:19:59,762
and the fucking heat.
1849
01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,467
God gave you 10, now you got nine.
1850
01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:02,548
You've got to deal with that, okay?
1851
01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,258
Frank Griga.
1852
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:06,223
He's got millions.
1853
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,396
And we can take it. You know why?
1854
01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:11,648
'Cause we're do-ers.
1855
01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:13,317
I gave you a second chance,
and what did you do?
1856
01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,190
You put it right up your fucking nose.
1857
01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:16,612
Oh, no, no, it's not just that!
1858
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:17,984
(SNIFFING)
1859
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,907
It's a little bit of that.
1860
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:23,781
DANIEL: You're broke, all right?
1861
01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,158
And now you want me
to solve your problems
1862
01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:26,877
by going fucking cowboy
on some porn king?
1863
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,574
Hey, what's going on? What...
1864
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,125
- Why's your head green?
- Yeah.
1865
01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,332
PAUL: I made a mistake.
1866
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,379
He blew his whole cut,
now he wants to do another job.
1867
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:35,456
Is that right?
1868
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,175
Why did you say it like that?
1869
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,877
Because I put
all my money in the house,
1870
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,758
and now I need a procedure.
1871
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,259
A procedure?
1872
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:44,340
I'm a man who just got married
1873
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:45,925
and his penis don't work, okay?
1874
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,092
You know what?
1875
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:49,178
Why don't you glue his toe
onto your balls?
1876
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,433
Everyone wins.
1877
01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:51,897
ED: Did you remember
to get me some bait?
1878
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,770
CISSY: I will not buy worms.
1879
01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,106
You're pretty funny.
1880
01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:57,774
(GROANS)
1881
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,105
Your back?
1882
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,697
(GROANS)
1883
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,653
This is from your trip
to the gym, isn't it?
1884
01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:09,366
No, I just want to
lie here and think about the case.
1885
01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,247
Why did Miami PD
ignore this man's story?
1886
01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:16,706
His account of what happened
is rather unbelievable,
1887
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:20,384
and other than that,
he's a hard guy to like.
1888
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,757
(PHONE RINGS)
- Mese.
1889
01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:24,838
Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?
1890
01:21:24,963 --> 01:21:26,590
(CHUCKLES) No, should I?
1891
01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:28,220
Well, I should think so,
1892
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,893
seeing as you apparently watched me
1893
01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:31,515
sign my whole life away
1894
01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:33,688
to some fucking weightlifter!
1895
01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,351
WOMAN: - John!
- Mr. Kershaw.
1896
01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:40,153
Oh, so you do remember me.
That's funny
1897
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,778
because I don't remember you.
Which must mean you're a liar.
1898
01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,153
Get the fuck out!
1899
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,493
Ah...
1900
01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:48,494
(EXHALES)
1901
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,456
I was under the impression
that you were out of town.
1902
01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:53,910
Oh, yeah,
I never left town, because I didn't have
1903
01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:56,211
any money to leave town with,
1904
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,458
because you fucking stole it!
1905
01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:01,709
Now give me my money back!
1906
01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:08,882
Fuck!
1907
01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:15,640
If that dog pees in the pool, you're fired!
1908
01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,100
Hey! Victor Kershaw
just called my office!
1909
01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:19,518
What'd he say?
1910
01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,418
You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!
1911
01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:28,948
(GASPS)
1912
01:22:30,028 --> 01:22:31,245
(CHOKING)
1913
01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:32,413
What'd he say, John?
1914
01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:33,490
He wants his stuff back!
1915
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:34,814
- He wants all of it!
- Shut up!
1916
01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:36,168
Did he forget he gave it to me?
1917
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,369
He wants the whole nut.
1918
01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,710
This phone's going to cost you $43.
1919
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,573
...good tonight. Come on, let's go.
1920
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:51,808
- Give me a whoop-whoop!
ALL: - Whoop-whoop!
1921
01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:54,553
VICTOR:
You talk to your mommy, you bitch?
1922
01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:57,105
Victor, how's it going?
1923
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,270
I feel kind of just like shit, John.
1924
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:00,692
Watch your language, dude.
1925
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,066
Shut the fuck up!
1926
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,439
No, no, no. No, not you.
Not you. I'm so sorry.
1927
01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:06,819
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!
1928
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,776
You got the worst karma ever!
1929
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,829
Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?
1930
01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:14,304
Let me swing by there
and make it right. What's your address?
1931
01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:15,661
You got a pencil?
1932
01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:17,835
I'm at 143 Fuck You Avenue
1933
01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,503
on the corner of Blow Me and Die.
1934
01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:20,921
(STRAINING)
1935
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,670
Listen, tell me where you are
1936
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,377
and I'll bring by the forms
for you to sign.
1937
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,963
It'll be all legit. It'll make this right.
1938
01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:31,515
These fucking guys hustled me
like they hustled you!
1939
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,682
I am furious!
1940
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:33,884
Now where are you?
1941
01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,765
I'm at your house, John,
fucking your wife.
1942
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:38,272
I'm not telling you where I am, John!
1943
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,099
I'll call you later to set a meet.
1944
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:42,939
That went like shit.
1945
01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:46,108
- What do we do now?
- Star 69 him.
1946
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,653
You want me to have sex with him?
1947
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:52,077
Press the star key,
press the six and press the nine!
1948
01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,574
(PHONE RINGS)
1949
01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:56,831
Seven Seas Motel.
1950
01:23:56,907 --> 01:23:57,999
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
1951
01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:00,578
How did you do that?
1952
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,835
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1953
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:15,096
Fuck!
1954
01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:19,725
What's with you clowns?
1955
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,604
What the... Hey,
snatch that Cabbage Patch!
1956
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,152
(GRUNTING)
1957
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,361
All right, here's the deal, little fella,
1958
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,320
I'm gonna head-butt you
and knock you out, okay?
1959
01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,824
Well, if he's not there,
then I don't know where he is.
1960
01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:37,247
The only guy he talks to is
the guy who pays for his room.
1961
01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,323
What guy?
1962
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,788
Sorry. Classified information.
1963
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,999
No peeking through the hole!
1964
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,914
I recently got married
1965
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,092
and I was looking
for a place to have a honeymoon.
1966
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,886
I was hoping maybe
you could show me around.
1967
01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,763
Why would you
want to have your honeymoon here?
1968
01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:54,306
Oh, this place has
a lot of fond memories for me.
1969
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:56,930
The very first time
I bashed a man's skull in was here
1970
01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:58,602
and it was a mess!
1971
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,521
But that bat was aluminum.
I've switched to wood.
1972
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,270
So you should
get your ass out here right now
1973
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,521
or I'll bash your brains all over that wall
1974
01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:06,978
with one fucking swing!
1975
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,562
Okay, sure.
1976
01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:12,282
Let me show you the pool.
1977
01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,614
DANIEL: Holy shit. It's my client.
1978
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,618
I told him I was gonna give him
a fucking body like mine!
1979
01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:24,578
- Unreal.
- What a fucking cocksuck.
1980
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:25,662
ADRIAN: I can't wait to go in his house.
1981
01:25:25,746 --> 01:25:27,786
I'm gonna shit in his bathroom.
That's what I'ma do.
1982
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:32,086
ED: It takes a little finesse
to tell the Chief of Police
1983
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:34,592
that his guys missed something big.
1984
01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:39,388
His story's true.
Your guys went to sleep on it.
1985
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,562
Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed.
1986
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:42,729
I'll take a look at what you got,
1987
01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,727
but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.
1988
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:45,978
George, I got a trunk full of evidence.
1989
01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,901
Believe me, it's a starter.
1990
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,744
OFFICER: (OVER RADIO)
Hands up! Hands up!
1991
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,739
A Colombian plus torture
equals bad news, Ed,
1992
01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:54,657
at 5230, 6200 and 11100,
1993
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,373
for however many nights
it takes Channel 4
1994
01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,823
to make me look like
I'm kind of Uncle Juan
1995
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,075
defending the rights of drug dealers.
1996
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,828
Drug dealer?
The guy sold submarine sandwiches.
1997
01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:04,160
And Pablo Escobar
was a florist. Come on.
1998
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:05,494
Ed, you know this.
1999
01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:07,420
Anything below the Keys
is like a boil on my ass.
2000
01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,497
These guys are still out there
2001
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,627
and they're gonna get hungry again.
2002
01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:11,003
You should get on it.
2003
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,298
DANIEL:
Trust between a trainer and his client
2004
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,018
is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.
2005
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:18,716
To betray that is
to betray everything I believe in
2006
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,018
regarding fitness and America.
2007
01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:27,307
DANIEL: Hey!
2008
01:26:27,474 --> 01:26:28,691
There's a white lady in there
2009
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,519
making a really nice cherry pie.
2010
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,195
I love cherry pies.
2011
01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:38,276
Cops.
2012
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,703
What? Why are the police here?
2013
01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:41,451
Somebody called them
on a black guy in their yard!
2014
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:42,622
What do you think they're doing here?
2015
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:43,824
- Now what?
- Well, we can either
2016
01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:45,659
walk out front or
we can jump in the fucking water.
2017
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,743
I can't swim!
2018
01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:48,829
Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.
2019
01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:57,755
All right. Come on, come on!
2020
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,634
ADRIAN: Mission abort,
mission abort, mission abort!
2021
01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:05,058
CISSY: How's your back?
2022
01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:06,980
The old back's fine.
2023
01:27:07,514 --> 01:27:09,107
Car wouldn't start, though.
2024
01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:11,605
You've got to get rid of that,
it's an old-man car.
2025
01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,734
So Mr. Kershaw called.
2026
01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,907
He said, "This is how you protect me,"
2027
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,404
"you pussy son of a bitch?"
2028
01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:20,360
"Fucking thugs come to murder me"
2029
01:27:20,444 --> 01:27:21,946
"and where the fuck are you?"
2030
01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,701
And then he left an address.
2031
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:26,745
ED: Victor!
2032
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,624
Never call bad guys!
2033
01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,004
Especially the ones
who are trying to kill you!
2034
01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,005
You're gonna give me shit
about that right now?
2035
01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,754
I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.
2036
01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,423
ED: Would you pass me a roll, please?
2037
01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:41,506
CISSY: Sure.
2038
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:43,843
You have some tiny trees.
2039
01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,518
That's sort of my hobby.
2040
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:46,678
Oh.
2041
01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:49,723
Oh! Shit!
2042
01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:50,849
Here, let me help you.
2043
01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:54,027
(STAMMERING)
No, I can do it. I can do it.
2044
01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:56,688
ED: Come on, let me help.
2045
01:27:56,813 --> 01:27:57,905
(STAMMERING) I...
2046
01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,149
(QUIETLY) Ed;
2047
01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:00,859
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
2048
01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:05,830
- Mmm!
- There you go.
2049
01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:10,209
Every man needs to fight for his dignity.
2050
01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,375
I have a boat.
2051
01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,679
(VOICE BREAKING) I have a boat.
2052
01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:24,015
Sure you do.
2053
01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:28,971
Don't don't, do do,
nut up and be like Wu.
2054
01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:31,102
DANIEL: I was so sick of Jonny Wu.
2055
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,808
If I had learned anything
these past few months
2056
01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:34,768
besides what a fucking notary does,
2057
01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:36,524
it's that if you don't
pay attention to details,
2058
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,276
they can come up
and bite you in the ass.
2059
01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:40,733
Or worse, they hire detectives.
2060
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:49,496
Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit.
And this nice house.
2061
01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:51,668
But I'm not going backwards.
2062
01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,462
So the three-finger plan
just needs another finger.
2063
01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:55,755
So, what?
2064
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,675
Hey, Paul, it's me.
I want you to pick up Adrian.
2065
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,150
We're gonna move on your porn king.
2066
01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:09,769
Dibs.
2067
01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,022
DANIEL: How are you, sir?
2068
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:17,353
- Good. How you doing?
- Excellent.
2069
01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:19,278
FRANK: Yeah. Shut the door, please.
2070
01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:23,321
Now, come on, let's do
the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.
2071
01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:24,697
DANIEL: Next.
2072
01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:28,660
India alone has a billion people
as of the last census.
2073
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,041
One billion people, two billion ears.
2074
01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:34,040
And until now,
AT&T has had a lock on all of them.
2075
01:29:34,286 --> 01:29:35,486
Take a look at our flow chart.
2076
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:38,999
See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian.
2077
01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:40,049
We're not going after them.
2078
01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:41,645
We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.
2079
01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:43,757
Those are Japanese.
2080
01:29:44,462 --> 01:29:46,009
That's phase two.
2081
01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:48,183
We're going multi-continental
on this thing, okay.
2082
01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:50,386
This is a huge organization.
2083
01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:51,594
ADRIAN: Sorry, boss.
2084
01:29:51,678 --> 01:29:53,180
- Wedding pictures, sorry.
- Ugh, you're killing me.
2085
01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:54,723
Here we go.
2086
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,558
DANIEL: Percentage of Indian
telecommunication market.
2087
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:59,815
We own it, we guarantee it.
You're in ground-floor entry.
2088
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,647
Boom, skyrocket. Next.
2089
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:02,989
Frankie!
2090
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:04,570
Chopin, stop!
2091
01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:05,901
(GROWLING)
2092
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:07,235
Ow!
2093
01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:10,323
Come here. Meet my friends.
Show them your tits.
2094
01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:11,705
Look, you like them?
2095
01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:13,116
Huh?
2096
01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:16,207
I had the doctor put in an extra 500 cc's.
2097
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:18,421
- Like Jell-O.
- They're new.
2098
01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:19,839
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
2099
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,132
Impressive. Are you in?
2100
01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:22,629
Do they have phone sex in India?
2101
01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:25,087
Because she's the best dirty talker
in the business.
2102
01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:26,717
Come on, give us a few moans.
2103
01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:28,764
(MOANING)
- Come on, that's it.
2104
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:30,513
Nice.
2105
01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,936
All right, so what's
the minimum investment?
2106
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,188
500,000.
2107
01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,608
- Isn't he your limo driver?
- And partner.
2108
01:30:38,683 --> 01:30:39,684
He is a full-fledged partner.
2109
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,645
- Did I meet you at the...
- You did.
2110
01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:43,605
- You're the Jesus guy.
- I am.
2111
01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:45,031
(CHUCKLES)
2112
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,160
What's the maximum investment?
2113
01:30:50,737 --> 01:30:52,614
DANIEL: Some people wouldn't try it again.
2114
01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:54,620
Some people would say
quit while you're ahead.
2115
01:30:55,158 --> 01:30:57,331
Well, some people are pussies.
2116
01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:59,253
Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.
2117
01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:00,421
They take it on the chin,
2118
01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:02,795
learn from their mistakes,
double down and do it.
2119
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:06,010
Our plan was solid.
Our skills were cutting edge.
2120
01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:09,431
We just needed to put ourselves
in a position to succeed.
2121
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,387
And that position was Adrian's house.
2122
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:16,141
You guys look so sweet.
2123
01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:17,810
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
2124
01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:19,307
Where's your wife now?
2125
01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:21,230
ADRIAN:
She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.
2126
01:31:21,559 --> 01:31:22,560
You look nice.
2127
01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:24,817
Thanks, man.
She's a big girl, you can't handle it.
2128
01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,649
- Hey, you know what we need?
KRISZTINA: - Mmm?
2129
01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:28,904
Some music! Right?
2130
01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:29,985
So what do you think,
we go in the other room
2131
01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:31,786
- and talk a little business?
- Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
2132
01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:33,454
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)
2133
01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,157
ADRIAN: Let's get this party started!
2134
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,083
Best song ever!
2135
01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:38,835
Show them how you can
shake it up, baby.
2136
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,833
- Oh-oh!
- Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.
2137
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,914
Okay. The hands will be on the ass!
2138
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:44,295
- I'm coming for you.
- Come on, baby.
2139
01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:45,500
Give me that thing.
2140
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,218
Oh... Oh... Oh!
2141
01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,297
So, I ran your numbers
past my accountant
2142
01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,803
and it looks like
blue skies and clear sailing.
2143
01:31:52,882 --> 01:31:54,600
DANIEL: Fantastic.
I've got the contracts right here.
2144
01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:56,599
Oh, God, that is nasty.
2145
01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,813
For who's ever gonna do the investing.
2146
01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:00,808
- I got an eggroll for you, baby.
- Yeah, you do!
2147
01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:02,233
(ADRIAN VOCALIZES)
2148
01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:03,400
(BOTH SCREECHING)
2149
01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:06,821
Frank, I don't think
I'm following you right now.
2150
01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:08,781
I want to meet directly with the board.
2151
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,234
I mean, no offense, Daniel,
2152
01:32:10,316 --> 01:32:12,990
but your skill set
doesn't put my mind at ease.
2153
01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:14,946
(ADRIAN AND KRISZTINA
WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
2154
01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,373
- I want to see you dance!
- Come on, Paul!
2155
01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:21,419
I don't dance,
2156
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,371
but I got something
much better than dancing.
2157
01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:25,048
Yeah!
2158
01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,841
Whoo! Come on, baby!
2159
01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,933
Okay. So what exactly
is my skill set then, Frank?
2160
01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:36,351
Please, tell me.
2161
01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:39,600
I was being polite. Look, Daniel,
2162
01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:41,101
you seem like a really good guy, okay?
2163
01:32:41,181 --> 01:32:42,558
We could totally hang out, okay?
2164
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,517
We can go chase
some gash, you know?
2165
01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:45,648
But, uh, frankly,
2166
01:32:45,727 --> 01:32:47,855
I'm not comfortable
with you having a say in my money.
2167
01:32:47,937 --> 01:32:49,457
So you stand here in my friend's house
2168
01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:51,399
and you tell me you don't trust me?
2169
01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:52,484
You know what? You're right.
2170
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,569
Maybe this isn't the place
to discuss this.
2171
01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:57,451
What? You want to go
over my head to the board?
2172
01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:00,580
Hey, look, Daniel,
2173
01:33:00,658 --> 01:33:02,501
you know a little something
about the business world,
2174
01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:04,329
but not nearly as much as you think.
2175
01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:06,786
I mean, some of the things you say
are just comical.
2176
01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:08,273
I don't think you're a hard worker.
2177
01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:10,714
I'm not saying you're a fucking moron,
2178
01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:13,422
but this is a complicated venture, okay?
2179
01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:15,178
It takes professionals. You guys,
2180
01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,656
you're a bunch of fucking amateurs.
2181
01:33:17,509 --> 01:33:18,601
Motherfucker!
2182
01:33:18,676 --> 01:33:20,678
Nobody calls me a fucking amateur!
2183
01:33:21,179 --> 01:33:23,056
Do you know who you're fucking with?
2184
01:33:23,181 --> 01:33:24,683
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2185
01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,226
(GLASS BREAKING)
2186
01:33:26,309 --> 01:33:28,607
- Come on! Sixty-one!
- Frank?
2187
01:33:28,686 --> 01:33:32,031
Sixty-two! Sixty-three!
Come on, push it, baby!
2188
01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:33,445
- Where's Frank?
- Sixty-four!
2189
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:34,947
- Where the fuck is Frank?
- Look at this!
2190
01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,118
KRISZTINA: Frank!
2191
01:33:36,194 --> 01:33:38,196
ADRIAN: Sixty-five! Look, 66!
2192
01:33:38,530 --> 01:33:40,123
DANIEL: No one calls me an amateur!
2193
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:41,199
No one calls me a fucking amateur!
2194
01:33:41,282 --> 01:33:42,625
FRANK: Jesus Christ.
You could have fucking killed me!
2195
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,498
You fucking could have
killed me, you cunt!
2196
01:33:44,577 --> 01:33:45,954
You fucking motherfucker!
2197
01:33:46,037 --> 01:33:47,289
(GRUNTS)
2198
01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:50,876
No one calls me
a fucking amateur! No one!
2199
01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:54,637
Because I work hard!
I do work fucking hard!
2200
01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:55,884
(FRANK GURGLES)
2201
01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,716
I fucking work!
2202
01:34:00,009 --> 01:34:01,352
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2203
01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:03,680
No! Oh, God. Please, no!
2204
01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:14,483
Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!
2205
01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:16,819
- I'm going for 80!
- Give me five more, baby!
2206
01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:18,323
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
2207
01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:20,155
That's a new house record!
2208
01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:21,994
KRISZTINA: Frank!
2209
01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:23,290
ADRIAN: Look at this!
Go, push it! Fucking push it!
2210
01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:25,077
(BOTH CHEERING)
2211
01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:27,542
- Frank?
- Yeah, baby!
2212
01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,706
(ADRIAN AND PAUL
CONTINUE CHEERING)
2213
01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:31,583
(SCREAMING)
2214
01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,928
- What did you do?
- It was an accident.
2215
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,381
Jesus fucking Christ!
2216
01:34:37,463 --> 01:34:39,511
He fell!
The thing just hit him in the head
2217
01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:40,683
when he fell down.
2218
01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:42,101
- You fucking cocksucker!
- No, no, please, don't!
2219
01:34:42,427 --> 01:34:44,020
(KRISZTINA YELLING)
2220
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:45,980
(SCREAMING) No!
2221
01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:47,523
Grab that fucking crazy bitch!
2222
01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:50,193
- Oh, what the fuck... What happened?
- It was an accident!
2223
01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:51,315
You were supposed to talk to him!
2224
01:34:51,519 --> 01:34:54,068
- Take her, Paul! Take her!
DANIEL: - I was talking to him!
2225
01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:56,487
PAULI (STAMMERING) Is he dead?
2226
01:34:56,566 --> 01:34:59,006
You see how those weights
are flush flat on the fucking floor?
2227
01:34:59,068 --> 01:35:01,491
Well, they shouldn't be, because there's
a fucking head in between them.
2228
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,786
PAUL: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
2229
01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:05,958
- Ow! She's biting me!
DANIEL: - Keep her fucking quiet!
2230
01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:08,082
Roll her over! Show me her ass!
2231
01:35:08,161 --> 01:35:10,209
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- I got upset and...
2232
01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:14,342
He called me a fucking amateur!
2233
01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:15,711
(MUMBLING)
2234
01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:17,591
And you fucking hit him with a weight?
2235
01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:18,887
DANIEL: He said
he was going to sign the papers,
2236
01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,089
then he wouldn't sign, then he got upset
2237
01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:21,174
and he said he wanted to see the board,
2238
01:35:21,257 --> 01:35:22,258
then I said no,
he couldn't see the board,
2239
01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:23,389
"I don't want you to see the board."
2240
01:35:23,468 --> 01:35:24,469
"Why'd you call me an amateur?"
2241
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,974
Then he got upset,
then he fucking said something else
2242
01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,055
and I got upset and he fucking fell.
2243
01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,355
I think he fell
orl pushed him or something.
2244
01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:30,308
ADRIAN: Then you killed him!
2245
01:35:30,433 --> 01:35:31,559
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2246
01:35:31,643 --> 01:35:32,940
What did you do to her?
2247
01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:34,942
ADRIAN: I gave her a horse tranquilizer.
2248
01:35:35,021 --> 01:35:36,147
(THUDS)
2249
01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,323
Oh, shit.
2250
01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:38,983
She'll be fine.
2251
01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:46,620
33, 19, 22. That's
the safe combination, right?
2252
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:47,916
(KRISZTINA MUMBLING)
2253
01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:49,335
Is that Yugoslavian?
2254
01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:51,997
Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?
2255
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,416
- Seventeen.
- All right, no, no.
2256
01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,376
33, 19, 22.
2257
01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:59,383
Okay, this is now a salvage op! Let's go!
2258
01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:00,672
What does that even mean?
2259
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,803
DANIEL: It means
I'm getting that car and stuff in the safe.
2260
01:36:02,882 --> 01:36:03,883
Oh, shit.
2261
01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,843
Oh!
2262
01:36:06,427 --> 01:36:07,644
This is so bad.
2263
01:36:07,845 --> 01:36:09,688
All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?
2264
01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:11,103
And stay by the phone.
2265
01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:12,604
Make sure the sperm mogul's
on ice until I get back.
2266
01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:15,244
- What do you mean "on ice"?
- In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay!
2267
01:36:15,395 --> 01:36:16,817
Hey, when does Robin get home?
2268
01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:18,614
Her shift's over at noon.
2269
01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:19,737
- Okay, great.
(GROANS)
2270
01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:21,944
Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump.
2271
01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:23,699
PAUL: Yeah, take a moment.
2272
01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:25,363
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2273
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,662
That's it. That's good.
2274
01:36:30,243 --> 01:36:31,290
Listen, Danny,
2275
01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:33,838
I know what it's like to
think you killed somebody.
2276
01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:36,132
And it hurts.
2277
01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,169
I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...
2278
01:36:39,252 --> 01:36:40,253
That's it, get it.
2279
01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,134
Jesus, devil,
swirling all up in your head.
2280
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:44,181
I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived.
2281
01:36:44,424 --> 01:36:45,926
So you must really feel like shit.
2282
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:48,727
You're right, Paul.
2283
01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:51,106
Let's just hope
Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?
2284
01:36:51,180 --> 01:36:52,181
Oh, He is.
2285
01:36:52,265 --> 01:36:53,985
DANIEL:
Adrian, do something about this rug.
2286
01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:55,143
Look, just say the dog did it, okay?
2287
01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:56,398
Everything else
will be gone before Robin...
2288
01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:57,979
Looks like he killed the dog.
2289
01:36:58,062 --> 01:36:59,359
Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek.
2290
01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:00,531
Let's go, Paul, come on.
2291
01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:01,687
PAUL: Hang in there, buddy.
2292
01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:03,068
ADRIAN: Bro, you better hurry up, man!
2293
01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:04,403
DANIEL: We'll be back!
2294
01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:05,862
Where is my dog, bro?
2295
01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:13,165
I see it. I see the emotion,
2296
01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,370
and I see all that Satan shit swirling.
2297
01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:16,752
I don't need your shit
right now, okay? Please.
2298
01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:20,005
I say it because I care.
I'm just trying to be a friend.
2299
01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:25,640
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2300
01:37:27,175 --> 01:37:28,597
(KRISZTINA MUMBLING)
2301
01:37:29,093 --> 01:37:30,891
ADRIAN: Be calm.
2302
01:37:43,733 --> 01:37:44,825
Holy shit.
2303
01:37:45,777 --> 01:37:47,279
Holy Moses.
2304
01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:50,331
- You're a fucking genius. You did it!
(LAUGHS)
2305
01:37:50,406 --> 01:37:52,283
I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?
2306
01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,077
Look at the size of this thing!
2307
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,833
It's like a fucking treasure chest!
2308
01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:02,218
Come on, baby. Come on.
2309
01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:05,342
33... 19... 22...
2310
01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:07,890
Shit!
2311
01:38:08,299 --> 01:38:09,346
Come on!
2312
01:38:09,425 --> 01:38:10,642
33...
2313
01:38:11,177 --> 01:38:12,303
19...
2314
01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:14,521
22...
2315
01:38:17,642 --> 01:38:20,521
- You fucked this up!
- This is not my fault!
2316
01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:21,904
Oh, man.
2317
01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:25,609
- What's the combo?
- 32, 19, 22!
2318
01:38:26,901 --> 01:38:28,369
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
2319
01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:30,906
Yo, DL, where you at, man?
2320
01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:33,308
Put the Yugoslav on the phone.
I need the right safe combo.
2321
01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:34,955
No, you got to get back here, man.
2322
01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,411
Robin's going to be home
in a few hours.
2323
01:38:36,494 --> 01:38:37,461
She gets off at noon.
2324
01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:39,505
No, I think they gave me
the wrong fucking number!
2325
01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:41,423
KRISZTINA: - Frank?
- No, she... Shit.
2326
01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:43,168
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2327
01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,382
Hello?
2328
01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:47,471
You wrote it down wrong.
2329
01:38:49,215 --> 01:38:51,593
You gonna try to get away? Huh?
2330
01:38:51,801 --> 01:38:53,098
- There's some more!
(GASPS)
2331
01:38:53,177 --> 01:38:55,475
Now, come on, get up.
My wife's coming home.
2332
01:38:55,721 --> 01:38:57,439
See you in the living room.
2333
01:38:58,891 --> 01:39:00,268
(PHONE RINGING)
2334
01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:01,944
Stop drinking!
You've got to write the code down now.
2335
01:39:02,019 --> 01:39:03,487
PAUL: - I'm ready.
- All right, what's the safe combo?
2336
01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:04,884
Put the phone where she can hear.
2337
01:39:09,735 --> 01:39:10,987
She can't hear nothing, man.
2338
01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:12,071
What's the problem?
2339
01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:14,123
The bitch is cold, bro.
2340
01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:15,621
What? No.
2341
01:39:15,908 --> 01:39:18,411
Her soul has left her body.
2342
01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:20,254
Tell me it's not fucking true, now!
2343
01:39:20,329 --> 01:39:22,002
I mean, you told me to give
her some more tranquilizer,
2344
01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:23,082
and I did, and I gave her two shots,
2345
01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:24,133
and I think I gave her too much,
2346
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,255
'cause now she's not fucking breathing.
2347
01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:26,551
We were dancing
and having such a good time
2348
01:39:26,669 --> 01:39:28,671
and I was smacking her ass
and now she's fucking dead!
2349
01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:30,051
And you're not here, bro!
2350
01:39:30,923 --> 01:39:32,766
No. No! Not...
2351
01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:35,641
Did you get the code?
2352
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,972
No! No! No!
2353
01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:38,397
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2354
01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,109
This isn't happening.
2355
01:39:42,727 --> 01:39:44,070
This is not happening.
2356
01:39:44,145 --> 01:39:45,647
Jonny Wu says
it's all about seeing the humor
2357
01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:49,200
in the chaos, right? Right?
Come on! Let's bolt!
2358
01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:50,618
You didn't get the code?
2359
01:39:50,902 --> 01:39:52,199
Let's go, we got shit to do.
2360
01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,495
Tell me the code. I'm ready.
2361
01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:55,369
Come on. We don't
have the code. Put this on.
2362
01:39:58,284 --> 01:40:00,833
Yeah, I got the Lambo.
Hey, you want that dog?
2363
01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:03,256
That Yorkshire's
about $1,250 if it's a purebred.
2364
01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:04,378
Hey.
2365
01:40:04,457 --> 01:40:05,800
Shit, we've got to get
something for the bodies.
2366
01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,047
PAUL: Hey, little buddy.
2367
01:40:07,585 --> 01:40:08,962
You hungry?
2368
01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:11,756
(CHUCKLING)
2369
01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:12,931
DANIEL: Come on, come on!
2370
01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:15,719
PAUL: What a little boy.
2371
01:40:16,093 --> 01:40:17,140
DANIEL: I love purple.
2372
01:40:17,803 --> 01:40:20,226
It's not smart taking a dead man's car.
2373
01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:21,933
Not smart at all.
2374
01:40:25,603 --> 01:40:27,355
Oh, shit! Oh, no!
2375
01:40:27,438 --> 01:40:29,941
Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!
2376
01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:34,445
Oh, shit.
2377
01:40:46,832 --> 01:40:48,379
Lost my dog.
2378
01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:50,795
PAUL: (GRUNTS)
You've got to slow down!
2379
01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:51,879
You're tipping her over!
2380
01:40:51,963 --> 01:40:54,091
I'm not driving too fast.
I'm following the fucking speed limit.
2381
01:40:54,173 --> 01:40:55,720
I got 48 holes in my carpet!
2382
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,302
It smells awful back here.
2383
01:40:57,426 --> 01:40:59,386
See, I'm dealing with shit
on a whole other level.
2384
01:40:59,387 --> 01:41:01,389
Y'all can't even fathom
the level that I'm on.
2385
01:41:01,472 --> 01:41:03,552
You're making me nervous,
okay! There are cops ahead.
2386
01:41:03,558 --> 01:41:04,605
Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!
2387
01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:05,844
I think I'm going to be sick.
2388
01:41:05,935 --> 01:41:07,903
For a big fucker, you complain a lot!
2389
01:41:08,271 --> 01:41:09,318
What am I going to tell my wife?
2390
01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:10,398
DANIEL: Just fucking lie.
2391
01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:13,280
Sick.
2392
01:41:14,443 --> 01:41:16,161
(GASPING) I booted.
2393
01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,080
DANIEL: Paul, you're fucking disgusting.
2394
01:41:20,741 --> 01:41:23,961
Reuben? Come here. Is that you?
2395
01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,004
What are you doing?
What happened to you?
2396
01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:30,085
Paul, we got a job to do,
are you up here hiding?
2397
01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:31,419
I need you downstairs, okay?
2398
01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,004
I need you to secure
and maintain a profile.
2399
01:41:33,087 --> 01:41:34,179
Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot
2400
01:41:34,255 --> 01:41:36,974
to get what we need. Let's go, come on.
2401
01:41:37,508 --> 01:41:41,684
I am not staying here alone
with those two dead bodies.
2402
01:41:41,762 --> 01:41:43,059
I will freak out.
2403
01:41:43,306 --> 01:41:45,308
What do you mean "no"?
This was your idea.
2404
01:41:45,391 --> 01:41:46,392
You want to get out of this,
2405
01:41:46,475 --> 01:41:47,442
you better learn to take responsibility.
2406
01:41:47,518 --> 01:41:48,770
Don't be a don't-er. You'll regret it.
2407
01:41:48,853 --> 01:41:50,355
I already regret it.
2408
01:41:55,276 --> 01:41:56,493
Get me the police.
2409
01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:59,121
PAUL: There is life after death.
2410
01:41:59,196 --> 01:42:00,823
Of that, I am sure.
2411
01:42:03,034 --> 01:42:06,834
But I'm also pretty sure
dead people no longer need their stuff.
2412
01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:10,249
And I did.
2413
01:42:14,462 --> 01:42:15,964
(SNORTING) Oh!
2414
01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:21,681
- All right, cleaning supplies.
- Check.
2415
01:42:25,473 --> 01:42:28,943
Mr. and Mrs. Griga,
how are you? Chopin?
2416
01:42:29,810 --> 01:42:33,030
Hello, little baby, I'm here. (CHUCKLES)
2417
01:42:33,105 --> 01:42:34,357
- Chopin?
(DOG WHIMPERS)
2418
01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:35,816
We're gonna clean them, chop them,
2419
01:42:35,900 --> 01:42:38,278
put them in buckets. Right here.
2420
01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:39,704
Dissolve them with lye.
2421
01:42:39,779 --> 01:42:40,905
No evidence.
2422
01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:46,957
Check.
2423
01:42:47,036 --> 01:42:48,556
(PHONE RINGS, MACHINE BEEPS)
- Adrian?
2424
01:42:48,579 --> 01:42:50,673
This is Officer Wilson,
Miami-Dade Police.
2425
01:42:50,748 --> 01:42:52,842
Animal Services
has recovered a greyhound
2426
01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,278
that is registered to your address
2427
01:42:54,335 --> 01:42:56,383
but we believe the dog may be stolen.
2428
01:42:56,462 --> 01:42:59,636
You need to contact us please,
at your earliest convenience.
2429
01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:01,058
305...
2430
01:43:01,676 --> 01:43:02,973
We got a body part, a human toe.
2431
01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,304
Get a forensic unit here right away.
2432
01:43:04,387 --> 01:43:06,105
He loves dog like his own child.
2433
01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,602
(GRUNTING) Team Jesus!
2434
01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:11,686
(EXHALES) Feel great.
Doyle feels great.
2435
01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:16,320
MAN: May cause anxiety, aggression,
seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia...
2436
01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:19,278
Ah! I feel like shit now.
2437
01:43:19,485 --> 01:43:22,034
PAUL: Jesus, forgive me.
Forgive my sins.
2438
01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:24,699
We're back! Come on, let's go.
2439
01:43:24,782 --> 01:43:25,908
You can do that shit all day in prison
2440
01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:27,459
if we don't get these bodies out of here!
2441
01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:29,629
I am in the middle of a superset.
2442
01:43:29,745 --> 01:43:32,043
Hey! Did you take the wedding ring?
2443
01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:34,004
No, I did not. No.
2444
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:36,127
Fucking crackhead.
2445
01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:38,303
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
2446
01:44:02,069 --> 01:44:03,321
(GRUNTS)
2447
01:44:20,463 --> 01:44:21,784
Hey, should we save her implants?
2448
01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:23,341
Well, not unless you want them
for paperweights.
2449
01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:26,143
No, resale of medical devices
is a big business, man.
2450
01:44:26,218 --> 01:44:29,017
I'm married to someone
in the medical field. I know this.
2451
01:44:30,055 --> 01:44:31,432
Then stop playing with her tits, okay?
2452
01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:33,893
And Windex our fingerprints off now.
2453
01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:36,274
Well, what about their fingerprints?
2454
01:44:36,353 --> 01:44:37,400
What about them?
2455
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:41,075
What are we gonna do
with their fingerprints on their fingers?
2456
01:44:46,197 --> 01:44:47,494
(SIGHS)
2457
01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:49,182
I'll think of something, all right?
2458
01:44:52,119 --> 01:44:54,559
(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
PAUL: - Are you really going to do that?
2459
01:44:54,789 --> 01:44:57,383
- Danny, that's disgusting!
DANIEL: - Shit!
2460
01:44:57,458 --> 01:44:59,426
ADRIAN: - What's wrong with it?
- How the hell am I supposed to know?
2461
01:44:59,502 --> 01:45:01,596
- What, is it plugged in?
- Yeah, it's plugged in!
2462
01:45:01,670 --> 01:45:02,762
Well, press the button!
2463
01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:04,660
Give me that, let me do it, man!
2464
01:45:05,382 --> 01:45:07,305
- Fuck if we got time for this.
(WHIRRING)
2465
01:45:07,384 --> 01:45:09,637
See? Daddy worked power tools, baby!
2466
01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,190
Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it!
2467
01:45:13,349 --> 01:45:14,896
(GRUNTING)
2468
01:45:15,059 --> 01:45:16,652
ADRIAN: - Am I hitting it?
(STRAINING)
2469
01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:20,193
What happened? Come on!
2470
01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,446
- Oh, shit!
- What?
2471
01:45:23,526 --> 01:45:25,199
It's stuck in her hair! (GRUNTS)
2472
01:45:25,277 --> 01:45:26,574
Give me this thing.
2473
01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:31,079
Figures! Made in China?
2474
01:45:31,450 --> 01:45:33,452
It's a piece of China fucking crap!
2475
01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:35,329
I fucking told you to get
a gas-powered one,
2476
01:45:35,412 --> 01:45:38,086
not some fucking piece of
electric China crap! Shit!
2477
01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:41,009
Well, you're the one who said
we didn't have time to stop for gas!
2478
01:45:43,087 --> 01:45:44,304
- Grab her arm.
- What are you doing?
2479
01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:45,381
I'm going old school.
2480
01:45:46,549 --> 01:45:47,596
ADRIAN: Go.
2481
01:45:47,842 --> 01:45:49,443
I'm going to chop that fucker right off.
2482
01:45:49,468 --> 01:45:52,221
Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.
2483
01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:55,599
(YELLS)
2484
01:45:56,016 --> 01:45:57,768
Fuck you "Ah!" ing about? Hold it, man.
2485
01:45:57,852 --> 01:46:00,446
- I almost chopped your finger!
- Go! Ah!
2486
01:46:01,105 --> 01:46:03,107
ADRIAN: (GROANS) Come on!
2487
01:46:07,528 --> 01:46:09,121
(FLIES BUZZING)
2488
01:46:09,947 --> 01:46:11,164
Let's go, Paul.
2489
01:46:12,074 --> 01:46:14,293
I need you to grill
these fingerprints off, all right?
2490
01:46:15,286 --> 01:46:18,085
Grill these fingerprints off?
Are you nuts?
2491
01:46:20,165 --> 01:46:22,293
No, I'm not nuts, Paul.
2492
01:46:22,376 --> 01:46:24,799
But I am about fed up with
your defeatist attitude, okay?
2493
01:46:24,879 --> 01:46:26,973
Now grill those fucking hands. Now.
2494
01:46:27,256 --> 01:46:28,656
You need to be more positive, Paul.
2495
01:46:28,716 --> 01:46:31,344
Just make a positive effort.
2496
01:46:31,427 --> 01:46:33,270
- What's up?
- Hey, Ed.
2497
01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:35,894
We've connected these people to
the bodybuilders you were talking about.
2498
01:46:35,973 --> 01:46:37,145
They've gone missing.
2499
01:46:41,103 --> 01:46:43,276
These people aren't
just missing, George.
2500
01:46:43,355 --> 01:46:44,447
They're probably dead.
2501
01:46:44,607 --> 01:46:47,076
It's a big department, Ed.
We can't do everything right.
2502
01:46:47,318 --> 01:46:50,993
I didn't ask for everything,
George. I asked for one thing.
2503
01:46:52,323 --> 01:46:54,826
I told you these guys
were gonna get hungry again.
2504
01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:05,420
What seems to be the problem?
2505
01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:06,583
It's a piece of China crap.
2506
01:47:06,587 --> 01:47:08,430
It worked for two seconds,
then it cut off.
2507
01:47:08,505 --> 01:47:09,506
Well, for 20 more,
2508
01:47:09,590 --> 01:47:10,762
you can get free parts
and replacements.
2509
01:47:10,841 --> 01:47:13,765
We strongly recommend it on all
our customer power tool investments.
2510
01:47:13,844 --> 01:47:15,604
Oh, we don't want to
hear about that rip-off.
2511
01:47:20,559 --> 01:47:23,358
Sir, there appears to be fur in the works.
2512
01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:26,319
I don't see no fur
in that nonworking chainsaw.
2513
01:47:32,029 --> 01:47:34,953
OFFICER: How funny was that
when that scumbag shit himself
2514
01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:37,376
when your dog almost bit his balls off?
2515
01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:39,962
What do we got? Description again?
2516
01:47:40,037 --> 01:47:41,004
FEMALE DISPATCHER: White male, 30s.
2517
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,081
All right, standby, we're en route.
2518
01:47:42,164 --> 01:47:43,461
Leave that stuff, we got to go.
2519
01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:49,551
Well, either you're dumb
or blind, but that's fur.
2520
01:47:50,547 --> 01:47:52,595
Go on, pick out another one.
2521
01:47:52,675 --> 01:47:54,894
Save the drama for your mama.
2522
01:47:55,052 --> 01:47:56,474
(SIZZLING)
2523
01:47:56,637 --> 01:47:58,765
(JAUNTY LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
2524
01:48:16,073 --> 01:48:18,075
DANIEL: Holy shit! What the fuck?
2525
01:48:21,662 --> 01:48:22,834
(GROANS)
2526
01:48:23,914 --> 01:48:25,712
ADRIAN: - Oh!
- What are you doing?
2527
01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:27,338
You got to cook this shit outside.
2528
01:48:27,668 --> 01:48:29,011
(GROANING)
2529
01:48:29,169 --> 01:48:30,929
Be careful, that's hot.
You'll burn yourself.
2530
01:48:32,297 --> 01:48:33,344
You know, you're like a three-year-old!
2531
01:48:33,424 --> 01:48:34,391
You're dropping the fingernails.
2532
01:48:34,466 --> 01:48:35,683
A three-year old...
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
2533
01:48:35,759 --> 01:48:36,931
PAUL: It Stunk like shit.
2534
01:48:37,011 --> 01:48:38,388
You put it in the fucking street?
2535
01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:41,098
PAUL: I didn't think you'd be pissed.
2536
01:48:41,181 --> 01:48:42,899
It got really smoky in there, Danny.
2537
01:48:42,975 --> 01:48:45,194
DANIEL:
Are you out of your fucking mind?
2538
01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:48,148
PAUL: In AA, they teach you
to sit with your feelings.
2539
01:48:48,230 --> 01:48:49,948
Look under the bed and see for yourself
2540
01:48:50,024 --> 01:48:52,197
that there's no monster under there.
2541
01:48:52,276 --> 01:48:55,496
But the problem is,
sometimes the monster is there.
2542
01:48:55,571 --> 01:48:59,166
And sometimes,
you've just got to fucking run.
2543
01:48:59,241 --> 01:49:00,584
Hey, Paul?
2544
01:49:04,538 --> 01:49:05,710
Where the fuck is he?
2545
01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:10,295
He's got no fucking accountability!
2546
01:49:26,477 --> 01:49:29,230
GEORGE: Okay, gentlemen, listen up.
2547
01:49:29,313 --> 01:49:32,487
These are your locales.
These are your targets.
2548
01:49:34,568 --> 01:49:37,822
We are taking down
these scumbags simultaneously.
2549
01:49:39,698 --> 01:49:41,245
We have some making up to do.
2550
01:49:47,998 --> 01:49:49,375
MAN: Here you go.
2551
01:49:50,459 --> 01:49:52,177
GEORGE: Any questions?
2552
01:49:52,294 --> 01:49:53,511
Good.
2553
01:49:55,172 --> 01:49:56,594
I feel good.
2554
01:49:57,841 --> 01:49:58,967
Got to get a pump, though.
2555
01:49:59,051 --> 01:50:01,019
Need to push that Lambo
into the swamp, bro.
2556
01:50:13,732 --> 01:50:15,405
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2557
01:50:17,986 --> 01:50:19,158
Fuck!
2558
01:50:26,620 --> 01:50:27,741
OFFICER: Get out of the way!
2559
01:50:31,416 --> 01:50:35,887
Look at these guys, huh?
Carved from stone! (LAUGHS)
2560
01:50:47,516 --> 01:50:50,235
Adrian? Honey,
there's some people here to see you.
2561
01:50:58,318 --> 01:51:00,320
(SCREAMS) No! No!
2562
01:51:00,404 --> 01:51:01,576
- Get down!
(SCREAMS)
2563
01:51:11,582 --> 01:51:13,425
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2564
01:51:17,254 --> 01:51:18,774
- Do not move.
- Let me see your hands.
2565
01:51:18,839 --> 01:51:20,079
PASTOR RANDY: No hard feelings.
2566
01:51:20,757 --> 01:51:21,758
Hands behind your back.
2567
01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:24,512
(HANDCUFFS CLICK)
2568
01:51:25,762 --> 01:51:27,230
Call Daniel!
2569
01:51:27,306 --> 01:51:28,808
- Call Daniel!
(SIGHS)
2570
01:51:34,021 --> 01:51:35,273
(GRUNTS)
2571
01:51:35,355 --> 01:51:37,278
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2572
01:51:38,567 --> 01:51:39,910
(SIRENS WAILING)
2573
01:51:39,985 --> 01:51:40,986
(GRUNTS)
2574
01:51:42,154 --> 01:51:43,201
Fuck!
2575
01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:44,873
Hey, police, stop!
2576
01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,791
MAN: This way. Follow the officer.
2577
01:51:50,954 --> 01:51:52,001
BRAD: Hey, buddy.
2578
01:51:53,373 --> 01:51:54,966
How you been?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
2579
01:51:56,335 --> 01:51:58,508
Wow. Didn't see that coming.
2580
01:51:59,421 --> 01:52:00,547
He seemed like such a nice guy.
2581
01:52:00,631 --> 01:52:02,383
You think you know people...
2582
01:52:05,594 --> 01:52:06,891
puppy's gone.
2583
01:52:06,970 --> 01:52:08,688
BRAD: Yeah, he loved your boat.
2584
01:52:08,764 --> 01:52:09,981
We went out on it five or six times.
2585
01:52:10,057 --> 01:52:12,025
We had a great sunset cruise.
We took the neighborhood kids.
2586
01:52:12,100 --> 01:52:14,068
Hey, pal. That'll do it.
2587
01:52:24,488 --> 01:52:26,081
GEORGE: We circulated Lugo's picture.
2588
01:52:26,156 --> 01:52:28,158
Coast Guard's got the specs
on Lugo's boat.
2589
01:52:28,492 --> 01:52:29,789
You mean my boat?
2590
01:52:29,993 --> 01:52:31,666
GEORGE: Your boat.
2591
01:52:31,870 --> 01:52:33,338
Start looking!
2592
01:52:33,413 --> 01:52:35,165
(SIRENS WAILING)
2593
01:52:36,375 --> 01:52:38,594
According to the other two,
Lugo killed Griga
2594
01:52:38,669 --> 01:52:40,342
before he could get anything,
which means
2595
01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:41,512
he's gonna run out of his money.
2596
01:52:41,588 --> 01:52:43,431
My money! My money.
2597
01:52:43,507 --> 01:52:45,009
ED: Victor, for God's sake.
2598
01:52:45,092 --> 01:52:47,060
He's right, Ed. We fucked up.
2599
01:52:47,177 --> 01:52:48,770
The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,
2600
01:52:48,845 --> 01:52:50,438
you're the only source of funding
this guy has got.
2601
01:52:50,514 --> 01:52:52,937
He put all his eggs
in your basket, Victor.
2602
01:52:53,016 --> 01:52:55,018
We've got that basket
under 24-hour watch.
2603
01:52:55,227 --> 01:52:57,275
Lugo's gonna come up starving soon.
2604
01:52:57,354 --> 01:52:59,356
When he does, we'll get him.
2605
01:52:59,856 --> 01:53:01,608
What if I told you there's another basket
2606
01:53:01,692 --> 01:53:04,411
you didn't know about? Offshore.
2607
01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:06,989
- Where?
- The Bahamas, where do you think?
2608
01:53:08,865 --> 01:53:10,226
So, where do you think he's going?
2609
01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:12,669
You could have saved us 20 minutes.
2610
01:53:12,744 --> 01:53:13,745
What the hell is wrong with you?
2611
01:53:13,996 --> 01:53:16,499
Now I'm the criminal here?
It's a secret stash.
2612
01:53:17,124 --> 01:53:18,592
You're telling me
you don't have a secret stash?
2613
01:53:18,667 --> 01:53:20,715
You're a very difficult victim, Victor.
2614
01:53:20,961 --> 01:53:22,087
It's Money Management 101.
2615
01:53:22,254 --> 01:53:24,052
Get a chopper, ASAP.
2616
01:53:31,179 --> 01:53:32,540
DANIEL: My name is Victor Kershaw.
2617
01:53:32,556 --> 01:53:33,933
I'm looking to close my account.
2618
01:53:35,809 --> 01:53:37,402
MANAGER:
And what would you like to do
2619
01:53:37,477 --> 01:53:39,479
about the safety deposit box?
2620
01:53:39,730 --> 01:53:40,856
Well, I'm really in a rush,
2621
01:53:40,939 --> 01:53:43,442
but I may as well open it
while I'm here, right?
2622
01:53:59,207 --> 01:54:01,255
His fucking baby booties?
2623
01:54:03,253 --> 01:54:05,005
What the... Asshole!
2624
01:54:05,255 --> 01:54:07,474
Oh, shit! No cash!
2625
01:54:07,758 --> 01:54:09,476
Where's your bank manager?
2626
01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:11,640
This is a United States court order
2627
01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:14,314
authorizing us to freeze
the accounts of a Victor...
2628
01:54:14,598 --> 01:54:15,690
Lugo!
2629
01:54:15,932 --> 01:54:17,229
MAN: Open the door!
ED: Lugo!
2630
01:54:17,309 --> 01:54:18,481
MAN: Open it!
ED: Open it up!
2631
01:54:19,603 --> 01:54:21,150
Open the gate! Open the gate!
2632
01:54:21,772 --> 01:54:23,024
(PANTING)
2633
01:54:23,273 --> 01:54:24,490
Get the gate!
2634
01:54:25,275 --> 01:54:26,322
Lugo!
2635
01:54:34,409 --> 01:54:35,752
VICTOR: He's over here!
2636
01:54:35,827 --> 01:54:37,500
Hey! Officer!
2637
01:54:46,755 --> 01:54:48,302
(GROANS)
(PEOPLE SCREAM)
2638
01:54:50,759 --> 01:54:51,976
Where are they all?
2639
01:54:53,178 --> 01:54:54,680
He's a thief!
2640
01:54:54,888 --> 01:54:56,481
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2641
01:54:57,516 --> 01:54:59,143
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
2642
01:55:05,148 --> 01:55:06,525
DANIEL: Son of a bitch.
2643
01:55:06,608 --> 01:55:08,235
Sometimes God just fucks up your order
2644
01:55:08,318 --> 01:55:11,117
and you got to chow down
on that shitty shame sandwich.
2645
01:55:11,321 --> 01:55:12,994
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
2646
01:55:27,838 --> 01:55:29,636
Look at you.
2647
01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:31,183
All fucked up.
2648
01:55:31,716 --> 01:55:34,560
It's kind of undignified
being all fucked up by a car,
2649
01:55:34,636 --> 01:55:36,638
isn't it, you silly turd?
2650
01:55:36,930 --> 01:55:38,731
- You all right?
VICTOR: - I'm getting there.
2651
01:55:45,981 --> 01:55:47,661
You know, I could have
got you ripped, man.
2652
01:55:47,732 --> 01:55:48,733
You know what your problem is?
2653
01:55:48,817 --> 01:55:51,445
Skinnyass quads.
You got no quads, man.
2654
01:55:51,528 --> 01:55:52,700
That was my problem.
2655
01:55:52,779 --> 01:55:54,580
I spent a lot of time
building these bad boys.
2656
01:56:00,454 --> 01:56:02,206
Is this all for me?
2657
01:56:02,747 --> 01:56:04,875
Yep. Your own little party.
2658
01:56:05,083 --> 01:56:06,175
Wow.
2659
01:56:11,465 --> 01:56:13,718
They're going
to want to know why you did it.
2660
01:56:15,844 --> 01:56:18,063
Well, 'cause I'm a do-er.
2661
01:56:30,025 --> 01:56:34,326
ED: This was the longest and most
bizarre trial in Dade County history.
2662
01:56:35,238 --> 01:56:37,411
PROSECUTOR:
So, the Central Intelligence Agency.
2663
01:56:37,908 --> 01:56:40,377
So you were a stripper and an agent.
2664
01:56:40,619 --> 01:56:43,213
Or, as you call yourself,
a field operative.
2665
01:56:43,914 --> 01:56:45,791
Lugo and I used to bang a lot.
2666
01:56:45,874 --> 01:56:48,093
But then he passed me to Agent Doyle.
2667
01:56:48,502 --> 01:56:49,549
Miss you, sweetie.
2668
01:56:49,628 --> 01:56:52,256
But I'm going to quit the whole CIA thing
2669
01:56:52,339 --> 01:56:54,341
to become a movie star.
2670
01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:56,643
ED: They say truth
is stranger than fiction.
2671
01:56:56,718 --> 01:56:59,471
And no one tells the truth
like a pissed-off wife.
2672
01:56:59,554 --> 01:57:01,852
Sir, I officially divorced him last night.
2673
01:57:01,932 --> 01:57:04,856
That's why I can testify
against him today.
2674
01:57:04,935 --> 01:57:08,860
Well, I've been working
in the penis industry for 19 months.
2675
01:57:08,939 --> 01:57:11,533
I think he lifted weights
to try to compensate
2676
01:57:11,608 --> 01:57:15,033
for the fact that he had a very tiny penis.
2677
01:57:15,946 --> 01:57:20,122
It was bent on a 25 degree angle,
like a boomerang.
2678
01:57:20,825 --> 01:57:24,079
You see, erectile dysfunction
is nothing to be ashamed about
2679
01:57:24,162 --> 01:57:26,290
but being an unfaithful lying shit
2680
01:57:26,373 --> 01:57:28,296
who I know for a fact tried to finger bang
2681
01:57:28,375 --> 01:57:31,049
his paralegal in the interview room,
2682
01:57:31,127 --> 01:57:33,050
that's a little shamey.
2683
01:57:33,296 --> 01:57:36,675
But being in the medical profession,
I prefer not to judge.
2684
01:57:37,926 --> 01:57:39,178
But that lady's a whore.
2685
01:57:40,303 --> 01:57:42,852
- Yeah, you, you fucking bitch.
- No further questions.
2686
01:57:43,139 --> 01:57:45,141
ED: The state was very thorough.
2687
01:57:45,350 --> 01:57:47,523
Frankly, it had a lot to make up for.
2688
01:57:48,645 --> 01:57:50,739
We're going to walk on this.
They ain't got no proof.
2689
01:57:50,981 --> 01:57:53,700
At first, the evidence
was mostly circumstantial,
2690
01:57:53,775 --> 01:57:57,279
physical proof of the murders
being hard to come by.
2691
01:57:57,362 --> 01:58:00,241
Eventually, they found
the barrels and bodies,
2692
01:58:00,323 --> 01:58:02,792
but no fingerprints.
And then, for the first time
2693
01:58:02,867 --> 01:58:04,387
in the history of the United States...
2694
01:58:04,411 --> 01:58:07,585
PROSECUTOR: Two 750 cc breast implants.
2695
01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,132
ED: ...they used the manufacturer's
2696
01:58:09,207 --> 01:58:11,505
unique serial numbers for identification.
2697
01:58:12,460 --> 01:58:15,760
Paul Doyle seemed to embrace
the concept of confession.
2698
01:58:15,839 --> 01:58:17,807
They kidnapped Kershaw,
they tried to kill him.
2699
01:58:17,882 --> 01:58:20,010
I just want to go back to prison.
2700
01:58:20,093 --> 01:58:22,095
They used chainsaws to cut them up!
2701
01:58:22,178 --> 01:58:24,681
He said no one would get hun'.
They hurt Pepe.
2702
01:58:24,764 --> 01:58:26,437
They hurt him bad. They hun' my friend.
2703
01:58:26,516 --> 01:58:28,234
Manipulator of manipulators.
2704
01:58:28,685 --> 01:58:30,858
PAUL: Wow. That felt good.
2705
01:58:31,229 --> 01:58:33,948
All they got is testimony
from some fucking cokehead.
2706
01:58:34,024 --> 01:58:35,401
ED: In the end, though,
2707
01:58:35,483 --> 01:58:37,736
all justice really needed
to do was listen to
2708
01:58:37,819 --> 01:58:39,742
the right guy at the right time.
2709
01:58:39,821 --> 01:58:41,038
In light of his cooperation,
2710
01:58:41,114 --> 01:58:43,958
Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years.
2711
01:58:44,034 --> 01:58:46,787
A sentence for which
he seemed legitimately grateful.
2712
01:58:47,287 --> 01:58:52,088
I once was lost
2713
01:58:52,751 --> 01:58:57,006
But now I'm found...
2714
01:58:59,174 --> 01:59:00,926
ED: Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorbal
2715
01:59:01,009 --> 01:59:04,229
were found guilty
of double murder, racketeering,
2716
01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:06,477
attempted extortion, theft,
2717
01:59:06,556 --> 01:59:08,274
attempted murder, armed robbery,
2718
01:59:08,350 --> 01:59:10,523
burglary, money laundering and forgery.
2719
01:59:10,602 --> 01:59:12,730
In fact, the only thing
they weren't found guilty of
2720
01:59:12,812 --> 01:59:15,235
was the one thing
they were most guilty of,
2721
01:59:15,523 --> 01:59:17,491
being dumb stupid fucks.
2722
01:59:17,859 --> 01:59:20,203
It took the jury only 14 minutes
2723
01:59:20,278 --> 01:59:22,076
to sentence them both to death.
2724
01:59:35,126 --> 01:59:36,298
(SIGHS)
2725
01:59:40,131 --> 01:59:42,350
This seems like such a waste.
2726
01:59:43,301 --> 01:59:44,848
People's lives.
2727
01:59:45,804 --> 01:59:47,101
You know?
2728
01:59:49,182 --> 01:59:50,900
Some people just don't
know a good thing
2729
01:59:50,975 --> 01:59:53,194
when it's staring them in the face.
2730
01:59:53,561 --> 01:59:54,813
(SIGHS)
2731
01:59:57,232 --> 01:59:59,655
ED: It really is the simple things in life.
2732
02:00:01,444 --> 02:00:03,321
Daniel just wanted to be like everyone.
2733
02:00:03,780 --> 02:00:06,158
Everyone that wants
the American dream.
2734
02:00:07,659 --> 02:00:09,036
DANIEL: All I ever wanted out of life
2735
02:00:09,119 --> 02:00:10,746
was what everyone else had.
2736
02:00:10,829 --> 02:00:13,799
Not more.
Just not the less I was used to.
2737
02:00:14,290 --> 02:00:16,918
Well, I took a real swing for it,
you know?
2738
02:00:17,293 --> 02:00:20,843
And for a while, it was like
I always thought it would be.
2739
02:00:20,922 --> 02:00:22,299
I was one of you.
2740
02:00:22,382 --> 02:00:24,009
And it felt good.
2741
02:00:24,217 --> 02:00:26,561
People finally saw me like I saw myself
2742
02:00:26,636 --> 02:00:28,309
and you can't ask for more than that.
2743
02:00:29,222 --> 02:00:30,974
Maybe I did, though.
2744
02:00:31,182 --> 02:00:34,311
Maybe it got so I didn't want to
be "equal to" anymore.
2745
02:00:34,394 --> 02:00:36,692
I wanted to be "better than."
2746
02:00:36,813 --> 02:00:38,907
And that's a recipe for injury.
2747
02:00:38,982 --> 02:00:41,076
That doesn't mean you give up, though.
2748
02:00:41,151 --> 02:00:44,371
You rest, you heal and
you get back on that bench.
2749
02:00:44,863 --> 02:00:46,740
Life is going to give me another set.
2750
02:00:46,823 --> 02:00:48,120
And I am going to rock it.
2751
02:00:48,199 --> 02:00:49,826
Because my name is Daniel Lugo,
2752
02:00:49,909 --> 02:00:51,911
and I believe in fitness.
2753
02:00:52,162 --> 02:00:53,835
(CAMERA CLICKING)
2754
02:01:40,794 --> 02:01:42,754
DANIEL: (VOICE ECHOING)
That's the American dream.