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(GRUNTING)
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I'm strong!
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I'm big!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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I'm hot!
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I'm big!
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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Fuck!
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(SIRENS CONTINUE)
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(OFFICERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
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(PANTING)
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Shit!
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(IN DISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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Hey, where you going?
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(INAUDIBLE)
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DANIEL: My name is Daniel Lugo.
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And I believe in fitness.
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ED: The events you are about to see
took place
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in Miami, Florida, between
October 1994 and June '95.
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Unfortunately, this is a true story.
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DANIEL: We all start out equal,
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little blobs of blood and muscle.
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It's a setup of awesome potential.
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Most people never
develop that potential.
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- I knew early on I was not most people.
(GRUNTING)
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There you go. There you go!
(LAUGHING) Yes!
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Come on, big man.
Work it, baby. Come on!
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Let's go!
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Because if you're willing to do the work,
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you can have anything.
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That's what makes the US of A great.
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When it started,
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America was just a handful
of scrawny colonies.
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Now, it's the most buff,
pumped-up country on the planet.
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- That's pretty rad.
(GRUNTS)
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That's it?
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- Work harder.
- Shit!
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(LAUGHS) Oh! Adrian's on the juice!
- Word up, DL!
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Most people say
they want to look better.
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Not everyone is willing
to do whatever it takes to achieve it.
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All of my heroes are self-made.
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Rocky, Scarface,
all the guys from The Godfather.
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They all started out with nothing
and built their way to perfection.
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The way to prove yourself
is to better yourself.
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That's the American dream.
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(PANTING)
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I have no sympathy
for people who squander their gifts.
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It's sickening.
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It's worse than sickening.
It's unpatriotic.
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Greatest day of my life.
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Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger,
am I right?
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I was never a big fitness guy.
I know it's important,
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but you know what
I really don't like about weights?
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What's that?
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They're so heavy!
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(CHUCKLES) Am I right?
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Can you lift this?
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(GRUNTS)
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I spot people for a living,
when you get right down to it.
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Gives the client security
and a little extra help
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to push themselves harder.
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(ROARING)
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To me, a cigarette boat was a thing
drug dealers had, you know?
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But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.
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Named her Puppy Luv.
L-U-V. But when I'm out on it,
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depending on the day, I either fantasize
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I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,
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or I'm the DEA
chasing after a drug smuggler.
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(GRUNTS) I'm turning into a stud here.
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You get any exercise currently?
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Eh... Besides shtupping?
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I got a three mil McMansion
next to a private jogging path,
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but it's all homos and housewives.
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You spend most of your day at a desk?
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You know that Schlotzsky's Deli
near the airport?
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That's mine.
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No kidding? Oh, I like that place.
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I never kid, Yudo.
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- Lugo.
- Yeah.
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We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.
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You ever try our oven-toasted
roast beef and cheese?
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- Give an anorexic an appetite.
- What else do you do?
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Do some stock trading, real estate.
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Own a few greyhounds for racing.
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But for some crazy reason,
I'm proudest of the sandwiches.
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I hang at the house.
Got a hot Cuban housekeeper
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makes a waffle don't
even need maple syrup.
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I'm a self-made man, Dennis.
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And my self is not ashamed to
say it's made a lot of money.
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Maybe your self
ought to spend some of it on a salad.
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You know who invented salad?
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Poor people.
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DANIEL: This all began because
it was time to push myself harder.
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To maximize results.
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And I was tired of clients petting me.
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Shit, otherwise
I was looking at another 40 years
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of wearing sweatpants to work.
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BARBARA ANN: And that was it!
He just dumped me by phone.
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DANIEL: That's cold!
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It makes you question
the whole relationship.
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DANIEL: You set high goals for yourself
and nail every one.
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But the hardest thing
about changing yourself
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is changing how other people see you.
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Being a personal trainer
is just that. Personal.
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I'm not going to lie.
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When a client doesn't
feel the same way,
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il' hurts.
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What next?
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Well, I mean, if you wanted,
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you know, if it seems
like it would be fun to you,
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maybe we could go for a drink
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or a dinner or a coffee or water.
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I meant what exercise is next.
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DANIEL: It really fucking hurts.
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(LAUGHING) I know that!
I was joking. Come on!
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Daniel! I see you got some new meat.
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What have I always said, John?
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The key to repeat business...
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ls new business. You cannot build
a muscle mecca without muscle.
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(SNIFFS)
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Well, I want to turn this place
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into an internationally renowned mecca.
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- What do you bench?
- 400.
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- Squat?
- More like five.
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(SIGHS)
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Why should I hire you?
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You have a lot of elderly members, sir.
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I want to pump
some new blood into this place.
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That pool's a very slippery surface
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and that elderly woman
with the shower cap,
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she looks like she's going to croak
right there in the pool, sir.
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And Gold's is going to crush you.
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If I don't triple your membership
in three months, I will quit.
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Triple it in three months.
That's pretty ambitious.
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I read a lot of biographies, sir.
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And the one thing that unites great men
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is their reach always
exceeds their grasp.
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One thing...
I recently had some trouble with the law.
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They call Florida "God's waiting room,"
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all the half-dead senior citizens
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turning brown on the beach.
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Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.
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I like older people.
They're very generous.
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So, you really guarantee
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I can triple
my investment in three months?
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Well, if I didn't, would I have
put my name on the company?
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Let me confer with my partner.
Are they good?
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- You're approved.
- Wow! (CHUCKLES)
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You know, I get so much joy
from making people money.
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I'm going to make
you guys a lot of money.
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You have such beautiful hair.
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Look at those eyes. Wow!
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I, Daniel Lugo, hereby
acknowledge my guilt.
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I know what I did was wrong
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and there is no substitute for hard work.
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And I am a hard worker!
And it will never happen again.
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For I used my superior intelligence
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for wrong actions to justify a good end.
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And that was wrong.
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And, if you let me,
I believe I can learn from my mistakes
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and I believe I can help others
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to realize that there is
no shortcut to the American dream.
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This is America, land of the brave
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and home of the second chances.
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That's my one ask,
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that you give me a second chance
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and allow me to go free today.
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JUDGE: Guilty.
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I know I'm guilty. That's what I said
in the beginning of my statement.
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I said, "I'm guilty."
But what about my second chance?
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(CELL DOOR RATTLING
AND CLOSING)
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(SCOFFS)
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That's nothing. Welcome aboard.
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Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.
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DANIEL: Three weeks after I signed on,
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Sun Gym did triple its membership.
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I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.
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One more!
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I gave free body waxing
for everybody at sign-up.
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It was kind of disgusting.
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You have to do whatever it takes
and have no fear.
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Ooh. Wow. Bushy.
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You want to trim that thing
down a little bit?
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I even came up with genius.
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Free membership
for strippers. Delicious.
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Boosted membership 75%
within two months.
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Look like a big sirloin steak, baby!
I like that!
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I did make it a muscle mecca.
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I made it a destination.
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(GIRLS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
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John was rolling in the cash.
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He started reading Fortune magazine.
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And he recognized my value.
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I made Senior Fitness Coordinator
by Christmas.
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Perks included.
'Cause that's how it works.
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You give and you get back.
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Oh, bills suck.
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JONNY: (ON TV)
Rolled out into a money magnet.
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I'm living the American dream.
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Take notes and I'll tell you the secrets
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of living the dream!
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Does your life suck balls?
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Are you a hot mess?
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Do you ever look in your mirror
at home and ask,
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(MOCKINGLY)
"Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's
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Golden Dream seminar
at the Jupiter Ballroom
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and you'll find out how to be a do-er!
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DANIEL: I got to say,
it felt great to be doing so awesome.
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(BURPING)
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(SNIFFING)
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- What is that stink?
- What stink?
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You smell like a Cuban stripper.
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My niece gave it to me for Christmas.
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It's called "Vanilla Fella."
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Oh, well, it's unsettling
while I sweat here.
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So, you make decent coin in this place?
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We do fine.
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Shoots out your ass in taxes
though, right? (GROANS)
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Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do.
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Incorporate offshore.
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The Bahamas
don't exactly sweat your paperwork
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and the IRS can't touch it.
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You have any money here in the States?
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(LAUGHS) Of course!
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My offshore stuff is just
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a rainy day fund, margarita money.
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You should meet my accountant,
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he's a friggin' miracle man.
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Maybe I will.
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Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!
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(SIGHS) I misjudged.
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I had you figured for
a Definitely Guy, Damien.
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Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.
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DANIEL: Victor had a point.
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I mean, he was an asshole,
but he had a point.
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Michael Corleone didn't
become the Godfather by folding towels.
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He did it by keeping a gun behind
the toilet and knowing what he wants.
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And I know it might sound strange,
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I just want a big fat lawn
that I can mow until the sun goes down.
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That baby's 20% off!
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Well, if I believe I deserve it,
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the universe will serve it, right?
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What, you never heard that before?
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No, jackass.
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Yeah, that's why
you're working at Sears, bro!
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Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.
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What is that? Is that a bug?
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There's a bug! Do you read English?
Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?
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Between the "B" and the "I."
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You migrant workers suck!
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DANIEL: When I was young,
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there was a rich kid
lived two blocks over.
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Little prick had a new bike
every Christmas.
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VICTOR: Your asses are looking great!
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And his parents took him on vacations
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to places like Paris and France.
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I mean, I didn't hate him.
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I just thought it'd be cool to see France.
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But I knew that
wasn't ever going to happen
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unless I did something about it.
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- Let's go, set...
(CLANGING)
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Fuck!
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Yo, what's going on, DL?
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You've been unfocused all day, man.
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You ever just get tired
of being where you are, Adrian?
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No. I kind of like it here.
I mean, the weights are new...
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I mean in life, man!
Where you are in life.
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I mean, look at us, man.
We're like Superman.
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(GRUNTING) I mean, come on!
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Don't you think we deserve better?
'Cause I do.
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(SNAPPING)
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Hey. Yo.
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ADRIAN: Man, I do, too.
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DANIEL: Then fucking act like it, man!
Come on!
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That's why when these 'roids kick into
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this chocolate mass, baby,
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I'ma be unstoppable!
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I ain't making no more tacos!
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I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos!
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I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby!
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Everybody gonna eat some of this!
283
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That's what I'm talking about.
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I was like you.
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You work hard.
286
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You do what you're told.
287
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And what does life serve you?
288
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A shame sandwich
with a side order of shit!
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You deserve better!
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Every person in America
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is either a do-er, or a don't-er.
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A do-er or a don't-er.
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And if I can get you
to learn one thing today,
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one take-home point,
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it would be this.
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Don't be a don't-er.
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Do be a do-er.
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I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.
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A perfect partner.
300
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Thank God I left her!
301
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Now I'm with seven honeys
of which I can choose from.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
303
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DANIEL: Oh, my God.
This guy understands me.
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Well, it's simple.
305
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I don't know
why God gave us 10 fingers,
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because we's only gonna need three.
307
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Get a goal. Get a plan.
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And get up off your ass!
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Which one are you, playboy?
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Me?
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No, someone else sitting in your seat.
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(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)
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Come on, which one are you?
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I'm a do-er?
316
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Is that a question?
317
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I'm a do-er.
318
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What is this, Valentine's Day?
319
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Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it
320
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and mount its head on your wall!
321
00:14:11.184 --> 00:14:12.811
- I'm a do-er!
- What?
322
00:14:13.311 --> 00:14:15.313
- I'm a do-er!
(YELLING) Yeah!
323
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- I'm a do-er!
- Let's do it!
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- I'm a do-er! I'm a do-er!
(ALL CHEERING)
325
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ALL: (CHANTING) Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!
326
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ALL: - Do-er! Do-er! Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!
327
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I'm a do-er!
328
00:14:26.157 --> 00:14:27.409
DANIEL: He singled me out
329
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and gave me my own
private training session.
330
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I will make him proud.
331
00:14:31.621 --> 00:14:32.793
- I wish I had a camera.
- All right.
332
00:14:32.872 --> 00:14:34.752
Get the bitches on the boat.
Okay? We got to go.
333
00:14:34.999 --> 00:14:36.120
Get the bitches on the boat.
334
00:14:36.125 --> 00:14:37.422
We got to go!
335
00:14:41.339 --> 00:14:43.683
DANIEL:
I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan.
336
00:14:44.342 --> 00:14:46.765
Finger one, find a guy with money.
337
00:14:48.012 --> 00:14:51.357
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.
338
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Finger three,
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make America a better place.
340
00:14:56.771 --> 00:14:58.068
Leave the guy broke and clueless
341
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as to who made him that way.
342
00:15:01.234 --> 00:15:03.157
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
343
00:15:03.569 --> 00:15:06.163
'Cause that's
some straight-up gangsta shit.
344
00:15:07.156 --> 00:15:08.999
- Why do you want to do this?
(SIGHS)
345
00:15:10.326 --> 00:15:12.294
ADRIAN: She's out of your league, bro.
346
00:15:12.578 --> 00:15:13.750
Wow.
347
00:15:15.415 --> 00:15:17.417
Adrian, you're fucking magnificent.
348
00:15:17.500 --> 00:15:19.343
You walked in that door,
you were 28% body fat,
349
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you wanted to be six.
350
00:15:20.503 --> 00:15:23.097
I gave you that.
You want to be two, I will give you that.
351
00:15:23.172 --> 00:15:24.389
You deserve that.
352
00:15:24.465 --> 00:15:26.513
You want to be a monument
to physical perfection?
353
00:15:26.592 --> 00:15:28.344
You want to be a shrine?
354
00:15:29.220 --> 00:15:30.437
You should be!
355
00:15:30.930 --> 00:15:32.853
You wanted change, right?
356
00:15:34.058 --> 00:15:36.578
All you got is change in that fanny pack.
Is that what you want?
357
00:15:36.686 --> 00:15:37.983
(SIGHS)
358
00:15:38.062 --> 00:15:40.263
When's the last time
you paid your rent when it was due?
359
00:15:40.857 --> 00:15:43.110
When's the last time you took one of
those plump bitches out to dinner
360
00:15:43.192 --> 00:15:45.286
and didn't sweat them ordering dessert?
361
00:15:45.736 --> 00:15:47.283
You love those big bitches.
362
00:15:47.363 --> 00:15:50.116
And they love to eat.
It's okay. That's important!
363
00:15:50.199 --> 00:15:52.748
But this being broke shit's
got to stop, man.
364
00:15:54.203 --> 00:15:56.080
You need some money
to go with that body, man.
365
00:16:00.126 --> 00:16:02.220
DANIEL: Adrian loved the idea.
366
00:16:02.545 --> 00:16:04.547
Hey, that guy wants a job.
Will you interview him?
367
00:16:04.630 --> 00:16:06.803
But to implement a plan of this intensity,
368
00:16:06.883 --> 00:16:08.510
we needed to secure another operative.
369
00:16:09.969 --> 00:16:11.562
(GRUNTING)
370
00:16:12.138 --> 00:16:13.338
Where'd you do your time, pal?
371
00:16:14.765 --> 00:16:15.766
Up north.
372
00:16:17.393 --> 00:16:19.987
Club Fed Correctional. White collar.
373
00:16:20.062 --> 00:16:21.689
I learned a lot. It's all businessmen.
374
00:16:22.482 --> 00:16:24.780
Hey, how many grams of protein
do you eat?
375
00:16:26.694 --> 00:16:28.037
How you fixed for a job now?
376
00:16:28.237 --> 00:16:30.410
(SIGHS) Well, it's not good.
377
00:16:31.199 --> 00:16:32.800
It's kind of hard when you got a record.
378
00:16:32.909 --> 00:16:34.001
I know.
379
00:16:34.076 --> 00:16:35.328
It doesn't feel real good
when Mickey D's tells you
380
00:16:35.411 --> 00:16:37.491
you're not even good enough
to make the French fries.
381
00:16:37.497 --> 00:16:39.044
We all make mistakes.
382
00:16:39.123 --> 00:16:41.243
Doesn't mean we have
less right to a piece of the pie.
383
00:16:42.627 --> 00:16:45.380
Amino acids after you work out
or before?
384
00:16:47.423 --> 00:16:49.517
So you do it with smoothies,
like, fruit smoothies,
385
00:16:49.592 --> 00:16:50.559
- or just, like, soy milk?
- What?
386
00:16:50.635 --> 00:16:52.683
Don't mind him. What were you in for?
387
00:16:55.932 --> 00:16:57.309
(SNIFFING)
388
00:16:59.435 --> 00:17:01.028
(SIGHS)
(GUN COCKING)
389
00:17:01.103 --> 00:17:02.605
(LAUGHING)
390
00:17:03.147 --> 00:17:04.569
(CELL DOOR SHUTTING)
(SNIFFING)
391
00:17:04.649 --> 00:17:06.526
PAUL:
Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?
392
00:17:06.609 --> 00:17:09.658
'Cause your whole life
disappears down a bunny hole,
393
00:17:11.906 --> 00:17:13.749
while you grow long sensitive ears
394
00:17:13.824 --> 00:17:16.919
to better hear the sound
of sirens coming for you.
395
00:17:18.162 --> 00:17:20.836
Lucky for me, I got saved.
396
00:17:21.541 --> 00:17:24.920
Saving all of God's creatures
was my special mission.
397
00:17:27.004 --> 00:17:28.802
(GRUNTING)
398
00:17:29.882 --> 00:17:31.099
(GRUNTS)
399
00:17:36.472 --> 00:17:37.724
(GRUNTS)
400
00:17:39.642 --> 00:17:40.985
(CHOKING)
401
00:17:45.773 --> 00:17:47.070
(GRUNTS)
402
00:17:50.861 --> 00:17:54.035
You know, the Son of God
knew how to just say no.
403
00:17:54.657 --> 00:17:57.501
I guess you could say
He's my role model.
404
00:17:57.910 --> 00:17:59.628
(CHURCH BELL RINGING)
405
00:18:00.037 --> 00:18:01.630
Why Miami?
406
00:18:01.789 --> 00:18:04.417
It was warm. It had beaches.
407
00:18:05.042 --> 00:18:07.170
And I didn't have
any warrants in Florida.
408
00:18:08.045 --> 00:18:09.922
Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy
409
00:18:10.006 --> 00:18:12.259
had been down the habit road himself,
410
00:18:12.508 --> 00:18:13.885
so he'd help me.
411
00:18:13.968 --> 00:18:16.596
Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays,
10:00 on weekends.
412
00:18:16.679 --> 00:18:17.771
I've been there, dude.
413
00:18:17.847 --> 00:18:20.316
If you want to rap,
my door is always open.
414
00:18:20.391 --> 00:18:23.235
I like to rap. You'll
find me very friendly.
415
00:18:23.603 --> 00:18:26.607
Just come in any time. Any time at all.
416
00:18:27.898 --> 00:18:29.320
I'm just Randy, man.
417
00:18:30.026 --> 00:18:31.426
PAUL: Daniel was really encouraging
418
00:18:31.444 --> 00:18:33.196
about my self-improvement.
419
00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:35.498
- And I needed a friend.
- Oh! (LAUGHS)
420
00:18:35.656 --> 00:18:37.704
Hadn't really had a friend since Ma died.
421
00:18:37.908 --> 00:18:39.455
What do you think,
you want to go get a beer?
422
00:18:39.535 --> 00:18:40.878
I'm sober.
423
00:18:41.037 --> 00:18:42.334
That's a good thing.
424
00:18:42.413 --> 00:18:44.415
"A beer" is only an expression.
Let's go get something to drink,
425
00:18:44.498 --> 00:18:46.045
- hang out.
- Okay.
426
00:18:46.917 --> 00:18:48.885
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
427
00:18:59.263 --> 00:19:02.016
Make some noise
for the great Sorina Luminita!
428
00:19:02.099 --> 00:19:03.396
This is Solid Gold, Miami.
429
00:19:03.517 --> 00:19:05.315
(PATRONS CHEERING)
430
00:19:07.229 --> 00:19:08.902
(PATRONS CATCALLING)
431
00:19:14.820 --> 00:19:16.322
ADRIAN: Hey, is that breast milk?
432
00:19:18.157 --> 00:19:20.080
- What?
- Is that breast milk?
433
00:19:20.242 --> 00:19:22.461
- Why would that be breast milk?
- 'Cause this is.
434
00:19:22.536 --> 00:19:23.788
Listen. You take this,
435
00:19:23.871 --> 00:19:26.249
you put it in there
and you got the real HGH.
436
00:19:26.332 --> 00:19:27.693
I'm talking about a steroid shake!
437
00:19:27.750 --> 00:19:29.218
I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.
438
00:19:29.293 --> 00:19:30.385
She real clean, too.
439
00:19:30.461 --> 00:19:31.678
- No.
- No, no, no, for real.
440
00:19:31.754 --> 00:19:32.971
She just got her tests and everything.
441
00:19:33.047 --> 00:19:34.344
(PATRONS CONTINUE CATCALLING)
442
00:19:34.423 --> 00:19:36.303
Oh, my... You ever suck
a pregnant woman tittie?
443
00:19:36.342 --> 00:19:38.765
Oh, my God!
This is so good! Come on, try some.
444
00:19:39.470 --> 00:19:40.813
It'll make you great, man!
445
00:19:40.888 --> 00:19:43.016
You already big,
but you could be bigger, you know?
446
00:19:43.099 --> 00:19:45.272
I'm big! I'ma be swolled, though.
447
00:19:45.351 --> 00:19:47.024
Walk sideways through doors.
448
00:19:47.103 --> 00:19:48.855
You want some?
We could be tittie brothers.
449
00:19:48.938 --> 00:19:50.190
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
450
00:19:50.272 --> 00:19:51.444
I'm going to go with "no."
451
00:19:51.524 --> 00:19:53.197
- Excuse me.
- What you...
452
00:19:53.275 --> 00:19:54.652
Now I'm the guy at the bar?
453
00:19:54.735 --> 00:19:56.175
Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.
454
00:19:56.195 --> 00:19:58.744
Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina?
455
00:19:59.699 --> 00:20:01.121
(GIGGLES)
456
00:20:01.701 --> 00:20:02.702
Wow, she's...
457
00:20:02.785 --> 00:20:04.662
Exactly. She's perfect!
458
00:20:04.745 --> 00:20:06.785
And we thought
we were gonna have to cast in London.
459
00:20:06.956 --> 00:20:09.630
Please, tell me again
about this movie you're making.
460
00:20:09.709 --> 00:20:12.383
No, it's not a movie, baby,
it's a music video.
461
00:20:12.461 --> 00:20:14.805
But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.
462
00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:15.881
It's going to be amazing.
463
00:20:15.965 --> 00:20:17.717
Tell Sorina about the song, Paul.
464
00:20:18.008 --> 00:20:19.681
She's very excited.
465
00:20:24.056 --> 00:20:26.809
Enrique is our... ls our lead singer.
466
00:20:27.184 --> 00:20:29.687
And he falls in love
with a beautiful woman.
467
00:20:29.770 --> 00:20:31.067
- Me?
- You're the leading lady!
468
00:20:31.147 --> 00:20:32.239
Yes, of course!
469
00:20:32.314 --> 00:20:34.408
And he follows
this beautiful woman, you,
470
00:20:34.483 --> 00:20:36.702
all the way to London.
471
00:20:36.777 --> 00:20:38.495
SORINA: It all started in Transylvania.
472
00:20:39.029 --> 00:20:40.747
I was Miss Bucharest.
473
00:20:40.823 --> 00:20:43.076
Ludimila Draganesti is a whore!
474
00:20:43.159 --> 00:20:46.003
She show her vageena
to the stupid judge.
475
00:20:46.078 --> 00:20:49.503
I knew the only place
a woman like me could be appreciated
476
00:20:49.665 --> 00:20:51.508
was in United States.
477
00:20:53.961 --> 00:20:56.009
After all, it was the land of opportunity.
478
00:20:56.088 --> 00:20:57.089
USA.
479
00:20:57.173 --> 00:20:58.453
- Good bye!
- I saw Pretty Woman.
480
00:20:58.674 --> 00:21:00.426
All Julia Roberts had to do
481
00:21:00.509 --> 00:21:02.557
was show Richard Gere her pisda
482
00:21:02.636 --> 00:21:05.560
and she got a shopping trip
to Beverly Hills.
483
00:21:06.348 --> 00:21:08.191
My pisda was so much nicer than hers.
484
00:21:08.350 --> 00:21:10.352
Then I met Daniel.
485
00:21:10.811 --> 00:21:12.734
He had that can-do spirit.
486
00:21:12.813 --> 00:21:14.861
Yes! Bang me harder!
487
00:21:14.940 --> 00:21:16.283
The car...
488
00:21:16.567 --> 00:21:18.365
(SORINA MOANING)
(CAR ALARM WAILING)
489
00:21:19.487 --> 00:21:22.286
My American dream
was finally coming true.
490
00:21:22.364 --> 00:21:24.037
That was great!
491
00:21:24.116 --> 00:21:26.665
PAUL: You can't just kidnap a guy
and take his things!
492
00:21:26.744 --> 00:21:28.838
You can't do that. That's so illegal.
493
00:21:28.913 --> 00:21:31.462
DANIEL: Yes, we can.
We're do-ers. Do-ers do.
494
00:21:31.540 --> 00:21:33.884
I can't do right now.
I just got out of prison.
495
00:21:33.959 --> 00:21:35.302
DANIEL: That's fear, Paul.
496
00:21:35.711 --> 00:21:37.554
- All right. Good night, babe!
- Bye.
497
00:21:38.130 --> 00:21:39.177
Do you know what fear is?
498
00:21:39.715 --> 00:21:41.137
False Evidence Appearing Real?
499
00:21:41.217 --> 00:21:42.469
That's a Jonny Wu line!
500
00:21:42.551 --> 00:21:44.053
False Evidence Appearing Real.
501
00:21:44.136 --> 00:21:45.137
You know Jonny Wu, too?
502
00:21:45.221 --> 00:21:47.189
I don't know anything
about an Asian guy.
503
00:21:47.264 --> 00:21:48.356
That's an AA line.
504
00:21:48.432 --> 00:21:51.106
AA started in 1935, Akron, Ohio.
505
00:21:51.185 --> 00:21:53.026
And I want no part of this.
You're on your own.
506
00:21:53.062 --> 00:21:54.689
- We're gonna do this. Yeah.
- We're not gonna...
507
00:21:54.772 --> 00:21:56.649
- You're gonna do this with us.
- I'm not.
508
00:21:56.732 --> 00:21:57.779
It's gonna be fun.
509
00:21:58.776 --> 00:22:01.074
You sure know how to pick 'em, DL.
510
00:22:01.237 --> 00:22:03.490
Dude's a freak of fucking nature.
511
00:22:03.572 --> 00:22:05.495
Ought to put a fence around him.
512
00:22:05.908 --> 00:22:07.535
ADRIAN: I'd do anything for Danny Lugo.
513
00:22:07.618 --> 00:22:08.961
He was my boy.
514
00:22:09.078 --> 00:22:11.001
As good to me as anyone ever was.
515
00:22:11.080 --> 00:22:12.582
He was a big-hearted motherfucker
516
00:22:12.665 --> 00:22:15.088
who I knew only had my best in mind.
517
00:22:15.167 --> 00:22:16.794
But the shit he was poppin?
518
00:22:16.877 --> 00:22:19.175
This daffy plot he had percolating?
519
00:22:20.089 --> 00:22:21.636
I'd never been a crimer.
520
00:22:21.841 --> 00:22:23.764
Ain't never had a reason to be.
521
00:22:24.260 --> 00:22:25.978
(GIRLS ON TV MOANING)
522
00:22:27.096 --> 00:22:28.063
Come on!
523
00:22:28.138 --> 00:22:31.813
Goddamn! My shit stopped working.
524
00:22:32.226 --> 00:22:33.227
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
525
00:22:33.310 --> 00:22:35.312
Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.
526
00:22:35.604 --> 00:22:38.278
Mr. Doorbal,
are you currently using steroids?
527
00:22:38.357 --> 00:22:39.529
No, ma'am.
528
00:22:39.775 --> 00:22:42.949
Really? When's
the last time you injected?
529
00:22:43.404 --> 00:22:44.906
Uh, Monday?
530
00:22:45.281 --> 00:22:47.955
Yesterday. Okay. Um...
531
00:22:48.993 --> 00:22:51.621
I'm just going to put down "using."
532
00:22:52.371 --> 00:22:54.044
I threw them all out.
533
00:22:54.874 --> 00:22:57.218
I think they messed me up.
534
00:22:57.751 --> 00:22:59.879
Hmm. It's okay.
535
00:23:00.838 --> 00:23:03.557
You probably just
have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.
536
00:23:03.632 --> 00:23:05.112
We, like, treat it here all the time.
537
00:23:05.926 --> 00:23:07.894
But don't worry, we can change all that.
538
00:23:07.970 --> 00:23:09.392
It's what we specialize in here.
539
00:23:09.471 --> 00:23:11.473
Penis magic. (CLICKS TONGUE)
540
00:23:11.807 --> 00:23:12.979
(SNIFFLING)
541
00:23:13.100 --> 00:23:14.226
Aw.
542
00:23:14.310 --> 00:23:16.563
It took a lot of balls to come in here.
543
00:23:17.438 --> 00:23:19.281
More like Raisinets.
544
00:23:19.982 --> 00:23:22.451
At least yours are
chocolate-covered Raisinets.
545
00:23:22.526 --> 00:23:24.153
Eh? (PUCKERS LIPS)
Uh... Oh.
546
00:23:24.403 --> 00:23:26.246
Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier
547
00:23:26.322 --> 00:23:27.790
than a big black man in tears.
548
00:23:28.699 --> 00:23:31.543
I love me some rain on the African plain.
549
00:23:33.495 --> 00:23:36.499
I hope your girlfriend
knows just how lucky she is.
550
00:23:36.832 --> 00:23:39.506
She would know if she existed,
551
00:23:40.377 --> 00:23:41.845
but she doesn't exist, so...
552
00:23:42.588 --> 00:23:44.261
I guess she don't know.
553
00:23:45.591 --> 00:23:46.808
Whoa.
554
00:23:47.092 --> 00:23:49.766
I just got a flash
of us together on a water slide.
555
00:23:49.845 --> 00:23:50.846
(IMITATES WHOOSHING)
556
00:23:51.889 --> 00:23:55.063
It's a steroid-induced impotence.
557
00:23:56.268 --> 00:23:57.941
But with a shot of an engorgital
558
00:23:58.020 --> 00:23:59.317
right into your penis,
559
00:23:59.688 --> 00:24:01.110
you will return to those
560
00:24:01.190 --> 00:24:04.911
beautiful, robust erections
of your high school days.
561
00:24:05.444 --> 00:24:07.822
You do remember
your high school days, don't you?
562
00:24:08.030 --> 00:24:09.327
Hell, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
563
00:24:09.406 --> 00:24:12.706
I used to have
a nickname for my di... I mean, penis.
564
00:24:13.202 --> 00:24:15.330
I used to call him Ernesto.
565
00:24:15.871 --> 00:24:18.374
I used to call my vag Michelle. What?
566
00:24:18.707 --> 00:24:20.880
Just leave it up to me and
567
00:24:21.210 --> 00:24:24.214
I'll have Ernesto up
in high gear in no time.
568
00:24:24.463 --> 00:24:26.636
Those injections expensive, Doctor?
569
00:24:27.549 --> 00:24:28.926
They come with a price.
570
00:24:32.054 --> 00:24:34.682
PAUL: I was trying so hard to be good.
571
00:24:34.765 --> 00:24:37.735
But there was so much
temptation in Miami.
572
00:24:40.479 --> 00:24:41.901
You should take a break.
573
00:24:43.232 --> 00:24:44.734
Oh, thanks, Father.
574
00:24:44.817 --> 00:24:46.740
This Miami heat is really crazy.
575
00:24:49.655 --> 00:24:53.000
Wow, the way your sweat's
glistening off your muscles...
576
00:24:53.075 --> 00:24:55.248
You know, Jesus said,
577
00:24:55.744 --> 00:24:58.088
"Come to me, all who are weary,"
578
00:24:58.205 --> 00:25:00.253
"and I will give you rest."
579
00:25:01.583 --> 00:25:03.585
I can give you rest, Paul.
580
00:25:05.087 --> 00:25:06.430
You're so buff.
581
00:25:06.755 --> 00:25:09.099
Why was he telling me I was buff?
582
00:25:09.842 --> 00:25:11.264
Hey, buddy!
583
00:25:11.844 --> 00:25:12.845
Thanks for coming.
584
00:25:13.762 --> 00:25:16.436
I've been thinking a lot
about what you said.
585
00:25:17.850 --> 00:25:20.899
Things aren't working out too good
at the church.
586
00:25:20.978 --> 00:25:22.730
(GRUNTING)
(CLANGING)
587
00:25:23.272 --> 00:25:24.899
PAUL: I just snapped.
588
00:25:25.190 --> 00:25:27.864
- I almost killed him.
- Don't sweat that, Paul.
589
00:25:27.943 --> 00:25:29.786
We go through with this,
nobody gets hurt, right?
590
00:25:29.862 --> 00:25:31.535
Physically hurt? (LAUGHING) No, man!
591
00:25:31.613 --> 00:25:33.373
This is a straight-up kidnapping,
that's all!
592
00:25:33.449 --> 00:25:34.701
It's like a snatch-and-grab.
593
00:25:34.950 --> 00:25:37.203
Very simple.
We snatch him, we grab him,
594
00:25:37.286 --> 00:25:38.708
he signs a few signatures,
595
00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:41.540
we give him a protein shake
and we show him the door.
596
00:25:41.623 --> 00:25:43.045
He doesn't even know what happened!
597
00:25:43.125 --> 00:25:44.718
He thinks he made a deal!
598
00:25:44.793 --> 00:25:45.794
- Right?
- Huh.
599
00:25:46.628 --> 00:25:48.426
Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul.
600
00:25:48.505 --> 00:25:49.677
I know what I'm doing.
601
00:25:52.342 --> 00:25:53.594
(DOOR CHIMING)
602
00:26:01.602 --> 00:26:03.354
This is the shit, man!
603
00:26:03.896 --> 00:26:05.217
Adrian, put those down, will you?
604
00:26:05.481 --> 00:26:07.984
Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.
605
00:26:08.275 --> 00:26:10.277
Tampa PD, brother. It's okay.
606
00:26:11.028 --> 00:26:12.871
In that case, I need to see badges.
607
00:26:19.495 --> 00:26:21.418
We're, uh, retired. Off the, uh...
608
00:26:21.497 --> 00:26:22.999
Off the job.
609
00:26:23.082 --> 00:26:25.050
And now we're doing security for a, um...
610
00:26:26.376 --> 00:26:28.549
For a rock group called, uh, Stryper,
611
00:26:28.629 --> 00:26:30.757
- I don't know if you've heard...
(CHUCKLES) Oh, I've heard...
612
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.183
Never again will an oppressor
613
00:26:33.258 --> 00:26:35.181
BOTH: Overrun my people!
614
00:26:35.552 --> 00:26:38.396
For now I'm keeping watch!
615
00:26:38.639 --> 00:26:40.812
- That's the gospel, yeah!
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
616
00:26:41.517 --> 00:26:43.144
And people say Christian rock sucks.
617
00:26:44.978 --> 00:26:46.150
Who says that?
618
00:26:46.814 --> 00:26:47.815
Yeah, who?
619
00:26:48.649 --> 00:26:50.822
Nobody. I mean, well,
fucking assholes do.
620
00:26:51.068 --> 00:26:52.411
Huh. Oh...
621
00:26:52.861 --> 00:26:56.240
You know, I, uh,
I actually thought that Stryper broke up.
622
00:26:57.574 --> 00:26:59.292
They're actually having a reunion tour
623
00:26:59.368 --> 00:27:00.745
(STAMMERING) in Jerusalem.
624
00:27:00.869 --> 00:27:01.961
(GULPS) Ooh!
625
00:27:02.037 --> 00:27:03.664
And they need extra security.
626
00:27:03.747 --> 00:27:07.047
Look, we wish
we didn't have to go there, but, uh,
627
00:27:07.543 --> 00:27:08.965
but as you know,
628
00:27:09.044 --> 00:27:10.764
it's not the world we live in now, brother.
629
00:27:11.088 --> 00:27:12.761
So true. Hmm.
630
00:27:18.762 --> 00:27:21.106
So, what can I do you for?
631
00:27:21.223 --> 00:27:23.897
We're looking for merchandise
to shock, incapacitate
632
00:27:23.976 --> 00:27:26.354
and imprison our fellow man.
633
00:27:27.271 --> 00:27:28.648
Okay, seriously,
you're gonna love this, all right?
634
00:27:28.730 --> 00:27:30.573
I've done it before,
so come on. Just hit me.
635
00:27:30.899 --> 00:27:33.152
Come on, just hit me, hit me!
Come on, do it!
636
00:27:33.235 --> 00:27:35.158
Hit me! Hit me!
637
00:27:35.237 --> 00:27:37.285
(TASER CRACKLING)
(SCREAMING)
638
00:27:40.617 --> 00:27:42.415
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
639
00:27:45.706 --> 00:27:47.049
DANIEL: That moment,
640
00:27:47.124 --> 00:27:48.842
I knew I assembled the right crew.
641
00:27:48.917 --> 00:27:50.464
Doyle and Doorbal,
642
00:27:50.586 --> 00:27:52.429
stone-cold ballers from the old school.
643
00:27:52.754 --> 00:27:54.506
Now, test phase.
644
00:27:54.590 --> 00:27:55.887
(SHOTGUN COCKS AND FIRES)
645
00:27:56.091 --> 00:27:57.971
The best way
to do a human extraction like this,
646
00:27:58.093 --> 00:27:59.686
in a location like this,
would be through the water,
647
00:27:59.761 --> 00:28:01.934
but we don't have a boat,
so we're going in by land.
648
00:28:02.097 --> 00:28:03.349
We're gonna hit the bushes
649
00:28:03.432 --> 00:28:05.651
and get to blue point two
within five seconds.
650
00:28:05.726 --> 00:28:07.728
Here we get a clear view
of our entry point.
651
00:28:07.811 --> 00:28:09.688
PAUL: Danny was a mastermind!
652
00:28:09.771 --> 00:28:11.318
We hit him in the house
as soon as possible,
653
00:28:11.481 --> 00:28:12.983
bring him out
right through the front door,
654
00:28:13.066 --> 00:28:14.627
through the bushes and back to the van.
655
00:28:14.693 --> 00:28:17.213
Delta Force could do a mission
like this in probably 53 seconds.
656
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:18.451
But with our athletic superiority,
657
00:28:18.530 --> 00:28:20.658
we should be able to do it
in about 40. All right?
658
00:28:20.741 --> 00:28:21.867
One problem. He's got a live-in maid,
659
00:28:21.950 --> 00:28:24.078
so if she's there,
we knock her out on the way out.
660
00:28:24.161 --> 00:28:26.334
ADRIAN: I knew Danny was
making most of this shit up.
661
00:28:26.413 --> 00:28:29.041
But it didn't matter.
We were going to be fucking rich.
662
00:28:29.124 --> 00:28:30.967
(RAP MUSIC CONTINUES)
663
00:28:42.304 --> 00:28:43.681
(INAUDIBLE)
664
00:28:44.890 --> 00:28:46.563
(SPEAKING HEBREW)
665
00:28:47.851 --> 00:28:48.852
Back!
666
00:28:49.269 --> 00:28:51.067
ADRIAN: He's having Shabbat!
667
00:28:51.146 --> 00:28:52.819
Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go!
668
00:28:53.065 --> 00:28:54.157
DANIEL: Mission abort! Mission abort!
669
00:28:54.233 --> 00:28:55.701
PAUL: We're gonna get caught!
We're gonna get caught!
670
00:28:55.776 --> 00:28:58.074
DANIEL: Mission abort!
Mission abort! Mission abort!
671
00:28:58.153 --> 00:29:00.281
PAUL: I don't want to go back to prison!
672
00:29:01.490 --> 00:29:02.582
DANIEL: Block him in.
673
00:29:02.658 --> 00:29:04.178
Gotta jump off the back,
we snatch him.
674
00:29:04.243 --> 00:29:07.588
PAUL: I honestly don't know
how he figures this stuff out.
675
00:29:07.788 --> 00:29:09.756
DANIEL: Here. Ninja.
That's your suit right there.
676
00:29:09.831 --> 00:29:11.071
- Green bug.
ADRIAN: - No, man.
677
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:13.126
Are you serious?
678
00:29:13.210 --> 00:29:15.679
- Yeah.
- How does he get to be a ninja?
679
00:29:19.424 --> 00:29:20.767
Eagle is on the move.
680
00:29:20.926 --> 00:29:23.770
He's carrying a big bag of charcoal.
White shorts.
681
00:29:23.971 --> 00:29:25.018
He's coming to us.
682
00:29:25.097 --> 00:29:26.940
Prepare to neutralize the target.
683
00:29:27.015 --> 00:29:28.055
Come on, come on, come on.
684
00:29:28.350 --> 00:29:29.830
PAUL: Shit, he's coming, he's coming!
685
00:29:29.851 --> 00:29:32.024
DANIEL: Come on, come on, come on!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
686
00:29:32.854 --> 00:29:34.606
(ENGINE REVVING)
687
00:29:40.028 --> 00:29:41.371
(TIRES SCREECHING)
688
00:29:41.446 --> 00:29:43.247
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
689
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:46.543
What the hell?
690
00:29:49.162 --> 00:29:50.288
Asswipe!
691
00:29:50.372 --> 00:29:52.170
- Did you get him?
- Prick.
692
00:29:52.374 --> 00:29:53.466
DANIEL: - Where is he?
- Fucking maniac.
693
00:29:53.667 --> 00:29:55.268
ADRIAN: What the fuck?
He was right here!
694
00:29:56.378 --> 00:29:57.699
PAUL: Where'd he go? You see him?
695
00:29:57.713 --> 00:30:00.717
DANIEL: Where the hell is he?
You've got to be fucking kidding me!
696
00:30:03.719 --> 00:30:05.392
PAUL: - There he is!
- Fuck!
697
00:30:05.721 --> 00:30:07.223
You got the wrong BMW?
698
00:30:07.472 --> 00:30:08.974
PAUL: It's two exact BMW's!
699
00:30:09.057 --> 00:30:11.025
I told you to check the license plate!
700
00:30:11.101 --> 00:30:12.102
It was an honest mistake!
701
00:30:12.185 --> 00:30:14.779
Yo, we thought it was the same car.
It looks exactly the same.
702
00:30:14.855 --> 00:30:17.074
I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"!
703
00:30:17.149 --> 00:30:18.150
Is that too hard?
704
00:30:18.233 --> 00:30:20.327
- It was an honest...
DANIEL: - Fuck that!
705
00:30:20.402 --> 00:30:21.369
Fuck you!
706
00:30:21.445 --> 00:30:22.492
I can deal with his impotence,
707
00:30:22.571 --> 00:30:24.665
I cannot deal with your incompetence!
What the fuck?
708
00:30:29.828 --> 00:30:31.626
You were a bit of
a disappointment today.
709
00:30:31.705 --> 00:30:33.066
You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest.
710
00:30:33.081 --> 00:30:34.583
Tomorrow we get our prize.
711
00:30:34.791 --> 00:30:36.134
Schlotzsky's.
712
00:30:42.257 --> 00:30:44.760
God damn it! (GROANING)
713
00:30:45.594 --> 00:30:47.767
There's this crazy new thing
called "hygiene."
714
00:30:48.430 --> 00:30:50.774
Look at yourselves! You handle food.
715
00:30:52.309 --> 00:30:53.731
What are we talking here, herpes?
716
00:30:55.103 --> 00:30:57.231
Don't they feed you at home,
chunky trunks, huh?
717
00:30:57.314 --> 00:30:58.486
Yeah.
718
00:30:58.565 --> 00:31:02.115
And can we stick a smidge of pastrami
in the sandwiches, just for the novelty?
719
00:31:02.194 --> 00:31:04.071
Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here.
720
00:31:16.625 --> 00:31:18.468
What the fuck do you want?
721
00:31:21.963 --> 00:31:23.306
(YELLING)
722
00:31:23.423 --> 00:31:25.096
(CRACKLING)
723
00:31:47.030 --> 00:31:48.373
(GRUNTING)
724
00:31:50.158 --> 00:31:53.332
What is this about?
Who the fuck are you?
725
00:31:53.495 --> 00:31:54.792
(TASER CRACKLING)
(SCREAMS)
726
00:31:54.871 --> 00:31:57.670
ADRIAN: (WHOOPING)
Do these tasers rock or what?
727
00:32:08.593 --> 00:32:09.765
(WHIMPERING)
728
00:32:09.845 --> 00:32:10.846
DANIEL: (IN HISPANIC ACCENT) Hey.
729
00:32:10.929 --> 00:32:12.772
- What do you want?
- You gonna call home.
730
00:32:12.848 --> 00:32:14.316
You gonna tell your baby mamacita
731
00:32:14.391 --> 00:32:17.361
she gonna take the kid and go
home to Colombia, immediately!
732
00:32:17.436 --> 00:32:20.360
And she tells no one.
Especially la policia.
733
00:32:20.522 --> 00:32:21.648
Because if she does,
734
00:32:21.731 --> 00:32:23.371
that's a big fucking
problem for you, man.
735
00:32:23.692 --> 00:32:24.989
MAID: - Hello? Kershaw residence.
- No, no,
736
00:32:25.068 --> 00:32:26.194
just get Mrs. Kershaw.
737
00:32:27.362 --> 00:32:28.454
She's at her tennis lesson.
738
00:32:28.530 --> 00:32:29.952
She's not there! She's not home!
739
00:32:30.031 --> 00:32:31.374
ADRIAN: Tell her to get her,
you piece of shit!
740
00:32:31.616 --> 00:32:32.993
(CRACKLING)
741
00:32:36.037 --> 00:32:37.084
DANIEL: You knocked him out, man!
742
00:32:37.164 --> 00:32:38.211
What the fuck did you do that for?
743
00:32:38.290 --> 00:32:39.382
- Put the fucking thing away!
- Okay, okay.
744
00:32:39.458 --> 00:32:40.550
I need to read the manual.
745
00:32:40.625 --> 00:32:41.626
DANIEL:
You don't fucking need it anymore.
746
00:32:41.710 --> 00:32:42.711
Here. You take it.
747
00:32:46.506 --> 00:32:47.678
DANIEL: (ON RADIO)
Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot.
748
00:32:47.757 --> 00:32:49.851
Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?
749
00:32:51.553 --> 00:32:52.554
Patriot Two?
750
00:32:54.055 --> 00:32:56.604
Roger that, Patriot One. Uh...
751
00:32:56.892 --> 00:32:59.486
Didn't you say that
your friend kept athletic supplies
752
00:32:59.561 --> 00:33:00.904
here in his warehouse?
753
00:33:01.813 --> 00:33:03.815
DANIEL: Do we have to
have this conversation now?
754
00:33:03.899 --> 00:33:05.993
Over. What's the issue?
755
00:33:06.693 --> 00:33:09.162
I'm looking at a lot
of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.
756
00:33:12.782 --> 00:33:13.999
A lot.
757
00:33:14.075 --> 00:33:15.748
Oh, such a fucking moron!
758
00:33:15.827 --> 00:33:17.579
Patriot Two, we're a little busy here.
759
00:33:17.662 --> 00:33:19.209
Come on, man.
760
00:33:19.915 --> 00:33:22.088
PAUL: It was what I thought it was.
761
00:33:22.918 --> 00:33:24.170
DANIEL: (ON RADIO)
Target time in five seconds,
762
00:33:24.252 --> 00:33:26.300
four, three, two, one.
763
00:33:26.379 --> 00:33:28.006
Open the frickin' gate, man!
764
00:33:28.089 --> 00:33:30.808
PAUL: These things were weird,
but amazing.
765
00:33:31.259 --> 00:33:33.728
DANIEL: Open the F-ing gate,
Patriot Moron Two.
766
00:33:34.930 --> 00:33:36.477
(VICTOR GROANING)
(MEN GRUNTING)
767
00:33:38.433 --> 00:33:39.776
DANIEL: Out, now!
768
00:33:40.352 --> 00:33:41.353
Cover him up.
769
00:33:41.436 --> 00:33:42.483
(VICTOR SCREAMING)
770
00:33:42.562 --> 00:33:43.609
Rápido!
771
00:33:43.688 --> 00:33:44.940
VICTOR: Please!
ADRIAN: Shut up!
772
00:33:49.444 --> 00:33:50.821
(PANTING)
773
00:33:55.492 --> 00:33:57.244
(ALL GRUNTING)
774
00:33:57.702 --> 00:33:59.079
(GASPING)
775
00:33:59.246 --> 00:34:01.874
VICTOR:
My grandfather fled Germany in 1943.
776
00:34:01.957 --> 00:34:02.958
No...
777
00:34:03.792 --> 00:34:06.466
I was born in Bogota',
grew up in New York City.
778
00:34:07.462 --> 00:34:08.502
Put myself through college
779
00:34:08.547 --> 00:34:10.549
working six nights a week at Pizza Hut.
780
00:34:10.757 --> 00:34:12.009
Busted my ass,
781
00:34:12.092 --> 00:34:14.595
but ended up comptroller
of a billion dollar pipeline
782
00:34:14.678 --> 00:34:16.680
in the rectum of the Third World.
783
00:34:16.972 --> 00:34:20.317
I put up with shit
they don't have names for in civilization.
784
00:34:21.768 --> 00:34:26.148
Funny, I left South America because
there was too much kidnapping.
785
00:34:26.439 --> 00:34:28.612
That's what you call irony.
786
00:34:29.109 --> 00:34:31.988
But if they think a little
slapping around's gonna break me,
787
00:34:32.070 --> 00:34:34.539
they don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw.
788
00:34:34.614 --> 00:34:36.833
Somebody want to tell me
what the hell is going on here?
789
00:34:38.034 --> 00:34:40.378
(IN HISPANIC ACCENT)
I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day
790
00:34:40.453 --> 00:34:43.252
and I try to live
a life dedicated to self-improvement.
791
00:34:43.665 --> 00:34:45.884
To finding a personal path
that allows me
792
00:34:45.959 --> 00:34:47.632
to employ my special gifts.
793
00:34:47.711 --> 00:34:49.258
Like tying guys to chairs
794
00:34:49.337 --> 00:34:51.089
and sticking pliers up their nose?
795
00:34:51.172 --> 00:34:52.892
You shut your mouth
while the man's talking!
796
00:34:53.383 --> 00:34:56.728
(WHISPERING) You got to be quiet,
Victor. Like a mouse.
797
00:34:59.681 --> 00:35:01.809
I see guys like you my whole life.
798
00:35:01.891 --> 00:35:05.486
You roll into this country, and America,
she just spreads her pretty cheeks.
799
00:35:06.187 --> 00:35:08.690
Meantime, native sons
born of the red, white and blue
800
00:35:09.190 --> 00:35:11.864
are left broken,
snuffling for your crumbs!
801
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:20.786
You're broke, you dumb shit,
802
00:35:20.869 --> 00:35:22.542
because you never went to college.
803
00:35:23.788 --> 00:35:26.041
Thereby guaranteeing
804
00:35:26.124 --> 00:35:27.717
you were going to spend
the rest of your life
805
00:35:27.792 --> 00:35:30.215
obsessing over pectoral muscles.
806
00:35:38.595 --> 00:35:39.995
(WITHOUT ACCENT)
Why'd you say that?
807
00:35:41.222 --> 00:35:42.724
(CLANGING)
808
00:35:44.225 --> 00:35:46.478
Why'd you say that, you piece of shit,
809
00:35:46.561 --> 00:35:48.484
about pectoral muscles?
810
00:35:49.397 --> 00:35:51.070
(CLANGING)
811
00:35:51.691 --> 00:35:53.034
Fucking tell me now!
812
00:35:53.234 --> 00:35:54.994
- What's going on?
DANIEL: - What's going on?
813
00:35:55.028 --> 00:35:56.450
What's going on is
this dude seems to think
814
00:35:56.529 --> 00:35:58.327
he knows who the fuck I am!
815
00:35:58.406 --> 00:35:59.658
No, I don't, I don't.
816
00:35:59.866 --> 00:36:01.914
DANIEL:
Tell me why the fuck you said that!
817
00:36:02.202 --> 00:36:03.795
Well, you're going to fucking tell me!
818
00:36:03.870 --> 00:36:05.998
You're going to fucking tell me now!
819
00:36:06.081 --> 00:36:07.754
VICTOR: No, I don't... I don't know.
820
00:36:08.124 --> 00:36:09.922
(DANIEL GRUNTS)
(VICTOR GROANS)
821
00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:12.591
- Come on, man.
DANIEL: - Fuck that.
822
00:36:13.254 --> 00:36:14.801
- Tell me.
- No!
823
00:36:14.923 --> 00:36:16.391
DANIEL: I don't know
if you realize this, Victor,
824
00:36:16.466 --> 00:36:18.434
but you're not going
anywhere anytime soon.
825
00:36:18.718 --> 00:36:21.221
You're going to tell me.
Get him up! Now!
826
00:36:21.429 --> 00:36:22.931
- Get him up!
(GROANS)
827
00:36:26.267 --> 00:36:27.610
Your cologne, Danny.
828
00:36:28.311 --> 00:36:31.611
Your stinky, awful, vanilla,
disgusting cologne.
829
00:36:34.567 --> 00:36:37.537
VICTOR: As soon as I said it,
I knew I'd sealed my fate.
830
00:36:37.612 --> 00:36:40.616
My goddamn half-Colombian,
half-Jew temper.
831
00:36:40.949 --> 00:36:45.295
Killing me is not going to
give you job skills, Danny.
832
00:36:48.123 --> 00:36:49.500
(GROANS)
833
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:54.588
I don't just want everything you have.
834
00:36:55.630 --> 00:36:57.803
I want you
835
00:36:58.299 --> 00:36:59.972
not to have it.
836
00:37:03.263 --> 00:37:04.936
What are we gonna do now?
837
00:37:05.306 --> 00:37:07.058
What do you mean,
"What are we gonna do?"
838
00:37:07.142 --> 00:37:08.314
We're doing it.
839
00:37:08.601 --> 00:37:11.650
Everything's under control.
You better fucking man up.
840
00:37:11.980 --> 00:37:13.823
We're gonna make some phone calls.
841
00:37:14.023 --> 00:37:15.366
You hear me, Victor?
842
00:37:16.151 --> 00:37:17.949
PAUL: This was supposed to be easy.
843
00:37:23.158 --> 00:37:24.660
(PHONE RINGING)
844
00:37:25.744 --> 00:37:26.996
VICTOR: (ON MACHINE)
Yes, you've reached the office
845
00:37:27.078 --> 00:37:28.295
of Victor Pepe Kershaw.
846
00:37:28.371 --> 00:37:30.544
I'm not in to take your call right now,
847
00:37:31.040 --> 00:37:33.714
because I'm being held hostage
by a bunch of fucking body...
848
00:37:33.793 --> 00:37:34.760
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
849
00:37:34.836 --> 00:37:35.837
(MACHINE BEEPS)
850
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.298
...Kershaw. I'm not in
to take your call right now.
851
00:37:38.381 --> 00:37:40.099
Please leave a message at the tone...
852
00:37:40.175 --> 00:37:42.098
And for God's sake, help me!
853
00:37:42.177 --> 00:37:43.929
My asshole trainer, Daniel...
(MUFFLED GROANING)
854
00:37:44.012 --> 00:37:45.059
(MACHINE BEEPS)
855
00:37:45.138 --> 00:37:47.857
Okay. it won't happen again.
I understand.
856
00:37:48.183 --> 00:37:49.184
(MACHINE BEEPS)
Please leave a message
857
00:37:49.267 --> 00:37:50.769
and a designated representative
858
00:37:50.852 --> 00:37:52.372
will get back to you.
(MACHINE BEEPS)
859
00:37:52.687 --> 00:37:55.861
Gentlemen, it's me. Listen closely.
860
00:37:56.149 --> 00:37:58.823
Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff. (GRUNTS)
861
00:37:59.027 --> 00:38:02.031
(STAMMERING) I'm fine.
I just banged my shin.
862
00:38:02.864 --> 00:38:04.116
Take the kid to your parents
863
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:05.826
until I can get this worked out.
864
00:38:07.786 --> 00:38:09.788
And not a word to the police,
baby, okay?
865
00:38:09.871 --> 00:38:10.918
Not one word.
866
00:38:10.997 --> 00:38:12.999
I don't need a secretary anymore.
867
00:38:13.208 --> 00:38:14.380
Okay, you're fired!
868
00:38:14.667 --> 00:38:16.965
There's some complex engineering
in these things.
869
00:38:17.712 --> 00:38:21.387
No necesita...
You know, to clean la casa.
870
00:38:21.466 --> 00:38:22.888
Jack...
871
00:38:22.967 --> 00:38:24.139
It's very simple.
872
00:38:24.219 --> 00:38:26.768
I've fallen in love with a younger woman
873
00:38:26.846 --> 00:38:28.814
and we're relocating to San Juan.
874
00:38:28.890 --> 00:38:29.891
I know... (GROANS)
875
00:38:30.725 --> 00:38:32.398
Okay, take care.
876
00:38:33.061 --> 00:38:34.483
DANIEL: All right, we're good here.
877
00:38:34.562 --> 00:38:36.155
Patriot Two, you got first watch.
878
00:38:36.231 --> 00:38:37.574
(VICTOR SOBBING)
- First watch?
879
00:38:37.732 --> 00:38:39.154
DANIEL: Uh-huh.
880
00:38:39.234 --> 00:38:41.657
- I got to watch him?
- Yeah.
881
00:38:41.736 --> 00:38:44.034
- We're gonna be alone?
- We're gonna rotate.
882
00:38:44.197 --> 00:38:46.996
I got to go to work!
We got to keep up appearances.
883
00:38:47.075 --> 00:38:48.292
What do you want me to do?
884
00:38:48.368 --> 00:38:49.665
DANIEL: Keep an eye on him.
885
00:38:49.744 --> 00:38:52.623
- He's crying!
- That's okay, he'll stop.
886
00:38:55.959 --> 00:38:57.461
(TRAINERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
887
00:38:57.544 --> 00:38:58.887
JOHN: Late three times in a row.
888
00:38:58.962 --> 00:39:01.306
DANIEL: Tiffany, did my 11:00 call?
Mr. Kershaw?
889
00:39:01.381 --> 00:39:02.724
He didn't call, Mr. Lugo.
890
00:39:02.799 --> 00:39:04.767
You know, call me crazy.
891
00:39:04.843 --> 00:39:07.187
I don't know... My body's top priority.
892
00:39:07.554 --> 00:39:09.234
DANIEL:
Everything was falling into place.
893
00:39:13.810 --> 00:39:15.483
VICTOR: (YELLING) Anybody here?
894
00:39:15.812 --> 00:39:17.359
I need a drink!
895
00:39:17.814 --> 00:39:19.157
Somebody?
896
00:39:19.816 --> 00:39:21.159
I need a drink!
897
00:39:21.234 --> 00:39:22.235
Um...
898
00:39:22.318 --> 00:39:23.444
Somebody!
899
00:39:25.864 --> 00:39:27.116
PAUL: Uh...
900
00:39:30.034 --> 00:39:32.207
We don't keep spirits here.
901
00:39:32.287 --> 00:39:33.789
And I'm sober.
902
00:39:34.163 --> 00:39:35.836
VICTOR: No shit!
903
00:39:36.749 --> 00:39:38.296
- Me, too.
- You are?
904
00:39:38.835 --> 00:39:41.213
So cool. Praise Jesus!
905
00:39:41.296 --> 00:39:44.721
Got my chip and everything.
That was a proud moment.
906
00:39:44.799 --> 00:39:47.552
(SIGHS) You should be proud.
There you go.
907
00:39:51.472 --> 00:39:52.712
You know, when I was in prison,
908
00:39:52.765 --> 00:39:54.392
I was clean for nearly a year.
909
00:39:54.475 --> 00:39:55.567
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
910
00:39:55.643 --> 00:39:58.317
But a week before I got sprung,
I had a little pruno slip.
911
00:39:58.396 --> 00:40:00.023
- Huh?
- Pruno is prison wine.
912
00:40:00.106 --> 00:40:02.325
I made the best pruno in the yard.
913
00:40:02.817 --> 00:40:04.160
You know what?
914
00:40:04.736 --> 00:40:07.410
Maybe the real reason I'm here
915
00:40:07.488 --> 00:40:09.490
is to help you
916
00:40:10.575 --> 00:40:12.919
get through another day sober.
917
00:40:16.331 --> 00:40:20.006
- That's heavy.
- It really is. I know.
918
00:40:20.501 --> 00:40:22.174
It truly is.
919
00:40:23.504 --> 00:40:27.475
I'm sorry about all this. Everything.
920
00:40:27.550 --> 00:40:31.145
Oh, no, no. It's okay.
Shit happens. Forget it.
921
00:40:32.013 --> 00:40:33.515
(STUTTERING) But really,
922
00:40:33.681 --> 00:40:36.855
maybe I was sent as a reminder.
923
00:40:37.060 --> 00:40:40.564
Do you believe in that stuff?
Higher power stuff?
924
00:40:41.522 --> 00:40:43.115
I live it.
925
00:40:44.525 --> 00:40:45.617
Okay...
926
00:40:45.693 --> 00:40:49.038
You think I could get another one
of those Taco Supremes?
927
00:40:49.781 --> 00:40:50.782
Yeah...
928
00:40:51.950 --> 00:40:54.294
Sure. There you go. We'll switch.
929
00:40:58.039 --> 00:40:59.040
Mmm.
930
00:40:59.207 --> 00:41:01.551
Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. (CHUCKLES)
931
00:41:01.626 --> 00:41:03.187
- They're even better cold.
(CHUCKLES)
932
00:41:03.753 --> 00:41:05.255
- You must be so hungry.
- Mmm.
933
00:41:05.713 --> 00:41:08.216
You are so much nicer
than the other two.
934
00:41:08.299 --> 00:41:10.973
(CHUCKLES) Ah, they're sweet guys.
935
00:41:11.052 --> 00:41:12.395
You just don't know them yet.
936
00:41:12.470 --> 00:41:13.642
But thank you for the compliment.
937
00:41:13.721 --> 00:41:16.725
See, the simple fact
that you are defending them
938
00:41:16.808 --> 00:41:19.561
suggests that
you are nicer than they are.
939
00:41:19.686 --> 00:41:21.609
I'm just saying.
940
00:41:26.609 --> 00:41:28.111
You're a Jew, right?
941
00:41:32.782 --> 00:41:34.125
Yes, I am.
942
00:41:34.784 --> 00:41:36.127
Half-Jew.
943
00:41:36.869 --> 00:41:38.246
You have a problem with that?
944
00:41:39.414 --> 00:41:40.836
I think I can help you.
945
00:41:40.999 --> 00:41:42.592
That would be great!
946
00:41:43.918 --> 00:41:45.420
That would be great.
947
00:41:46.754 --> 00:41:49.257
How? I mean, how so?
948
00:41:52.301 --> 00:41:53.598
(SIGHS)
949
00:41:57.765 --> 00:42:01.440
Victor, do you accept Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?
950
00:42:06.941 --> 00:42:07.942
Victor?
951
00:42:09.986 --> 00:42:11.112
I do.
952
00:42:11.946 --> 00:42:13.698
(SIGHS)
- That felt great.
953
00:42:18.202 --> 00:42:19.454
(SIGHS)
954
00:42:19.620 --> 00:42:20.997
How did you do that?
955
00:42:21.330 --> 00:42:23.003
I have a gift.
956
00:42:24.333 --> 00:42:26.006
It's a gift.
957
00:42:26.294 --> 00:42:27.637
(MUFFLED) You're good.
958
00:42:28.629 --> 00:42:30.631
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
959
00:42:38.306 --> 00:42:39.649
DANIEL: Busy day!
960
00:42:43.978 --> 00:42:45.821
- Wake him up.
- Get up!
961
00:42:45.897 --> 00:42:47.274
(WHIMPERING)
962
00:42:47.356 --> 00:42:48.573
(GROANING)
963
00:42:48.649 --> 00:42:50.572
Oh, yeah... Look at that...
964
00:42:50.651 --> 00:42:51.948
DANIEL:
Get some paper towels, damn it!
965
00:42:52.028 --> 00:42:53.068
ADRIAN: Yeah.
DANIEL: Shit!
966
00:42:53.112 --> 00:42:54.079
If there's pee on the policy,
967
00:42:54.155 --> 00:42:55.915
they'll think
he's incontinental and flag it!
968
00:42:56.282 --> 00:42:57.249
Shit!
969
00:42:57.325 --> 00:43:00.920
It's not "incontinental,"
you moron. It's "incontinent."
970
00:43:01.204 --> 00:43:04.424
You really are
a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo.
971
00:43:04.916 --> 00:43:07.044
Well, I'm smart enough
not to be the one cuffed to a couch,
972
00:43:07.126 --> 00:43:08.628
about to get cleaned the fuck out.
973
00:43:08.836 --> 00:43:11.680
This one's gonna require
your signature. Bing!
974
00:43:12.507 --> 00:43:14.475
(GRUNTING) No fucking way.
975
00:43:14.550 --> 00:43:15.597
(GROANING)
976
00:43:16.302 --> 00:43:17.822
PAUL: I know you can't see me, Victor,
977
00:43:18.763 --> 00:43:20.891
but I have a look
of suspicion on my face.
978
00:43:20.973 --> 00:43:23.351
VICTOR:
What's there to be suspicious about?
979
00:43:23.601 --> 00:43:26.024
I would like to call you Eldad.
980
00:43:26.562 --> 00:43:27.939
In Hebrew,
981
00:43:28.022 --> 00:43:30.195
it means "Beloved of God."
982
00:43:30.942 --> 00:43:33.161
Would that be okay, my friend?
983
00:43:33.945 --> 00:43:36.243
I would be honored, Victor.
984
00:43:36.322 --> 00:43:37.995
PAUL: Pepe was my second friend.
985
00:43:38.074 --> 00:43:39.621
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
986
00:43:40.034 --> 00:43:41.832
ADRIAN: It's my shift, bro. Go home.
987
00:43:41.911 --> 00:43:43.538
Go to church or whatever you do.
988
00:43:43.704 --> 00:43:45.627
It's my torture chamber now.
989
00:43:45.915 --> 00:43:47.792
DANIEL: Doyle was taking
extra shifts with Kershaw.
990
00:43:47.875 --> 00:43:49.798
And, yes, it was getting my attention.
991
00:43:50.044 --> 00:43:51.216
DANIEL: Sorina, you home?
992
00:43:52.797 --> 00:43:54.470
What the hell are you doing?
993
00:43:54.966 --> 00:43:56.843
Trying to see who you really are.
994
00:43:58.469 --> 00:43:59.812
A big music video director
995
00:43:59.887 --> 00:44:02.515
does not need
these glasses that see in the dark!
996
00:44:02.598 --> 00:44:04.396
I don't want you going through my stuff.
997
00:44:04.475 --> 00:44:05.476
Okay? These are not toys.
998
00:44:05.560 --> 00:44:07.983
Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero
999
00:44:08.062 --> 00:44:09.439
with the Scooby-Doo seats!
1000
00:44:09.522 --> 00:44:11.490
I need you to sit down right now
and listen very carefully.
1001
00:44:11.566 --> 00:44:13.113
You know where I've been all day?
1002
00:44:13.192 --> 00:44:15.033
I've been at headquarters
in Langley, Virginia.
1003
00:44:15.069 --> 00:44:17.618
I haven't been truthful with you,
and, believe me, it hurts.
1004
00:44:17.905 --> 00:44:20.328
You have got to understand my work.
1005
00:44:21.492 --> 00:44:22.835
I'm in the CIA.
1006
00:44:23.828 --> 00:44:26.456
Now, good men have died
to keep what I just told you a secret.
1007
00:44:26.956 --> 00:44:29.926
CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA?
1008
00:44:30.334 --> 00:44:32.257
Those goggles,
they're government issue,
1009
00:44:32.336 --> 00:44:33.679
and, I guess in a way, so am I.
1010
00:44:33.754 --> 00:44:35.927
(GASPS) CIA, Daniel?
1011
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:41.805
- That is so hot!
- No, no, no, no, no.
1012
00:44:41.929 --> 00:44:43.681
It's better you hear it all.
1013
00:44:43.764 --> 00:44:45.016
I... (SIGHS)
1014
00:44:45.099 --> 00:44:47.193
I mean, I've seen things, okay?
Done things.
1015
00:44:47.351 --> 00:44:49.479
One time in Hong Kong,
I had to live for a week in a tree.
1016
00:44:49.604 --> 00:44:52.027
No food, no bathroom, no nothing.
1017
00:44:52.106 --> 00:44:55.451
You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!
1018
00:44:55.693 --> 00:44:58.037
Do you know, this is the real reason
I approached you.
1019
00:44:58.112 --> 00:44:59.614
- Me?
- Yes.
1020
00:44:59.697 --> 00:45:01.417
You think you can handle
being an operative?
1021
00:45:01.699 --> 00:45:04.043
Oh, my God, Daniel, yes!
I'll do anything!
1022
00:45:04.118 --> 00:45:05.239
You know my associate, Paul?
1023
00:45:05.286 --> 00:45:06.726
- The big guy?
- Yeah, the weird guy?
1024
00:45:06.787 --> 00:45:08.084
Yeah. You're gonna
have to work close with him.
1025
00:45:08.164 --> 00:45:11.213
This is my adopted country.
I'll die for it.
1026
00:45:12.001 --> 00:45:15.005
Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?
1027
00:45:16.172 --> 00:45:18.595
And then maybe
you have to be spanking her.
1028
00:45:19.133 --> 00:45:21.261
Yeah, and calling her dirty,
1029
00:45:21.427 --> 00:45:24.397
Commie-sucking whore.
1030
00:45:25.056 --> 00:45:26.524
Whatever it takes.
1031
00:45:26.599 --> 00:45:31.730
"...which has been trading
on the NYSE since 1972."
1032
00:45:32.647 --> 00:45:33.990
NYSE?
1033
00:45:34.398 --> 00:45:36.025
New York Stock Exchange.
1034
00:45:36.150 --> 00:45:38.118
Oh. I'm from New York.
1035
00:45:39.820 --> 00:45:41.743
All right, next... (CLEARS THROAT)
1036
00:45:41.822 --> 00:45:45.167
I can read to you about the Unabomber.
1037
00:45:45.701 --> 00:45:47.044
Scary.
1038
00:45:47.662 --> 00:45:49.039
(YELLING)
1039
00:45:49.872 --> 00:45:51.089
(GRUNTS)
1040
00:45:54.752 --> 00:45:55.844
Oh!
1041
00:45:56.003 --> 00:45:58.597
Damn it! Why'd you make me
do that to you, Victor?
1042
00:45:58.673 --> 00:46:00.516
I have responsibilities!
1043
00:46:01.175 --> 00:46:04.600
Jesus Christ Himself
has blessed me with many gifts!
1044
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:08.024
One of them is knocking
someone the fuck out!
1045
00:46:09.642 --> 00:46:10.859
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1046
00:46:11.060 --> 00:46:12.733
Pepe, you okay?
1047
00:46:13.688 --> 00:46:14.860
Pepe?
1048
00:46:18.442 --> 00:46:19.489
It's Eldad.
1049
00:46:19.819 --> 00:46:21.537
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1050
00:46:24.115 --> 00:46:25.537
Hello, James Bond.
1051
00:46:26.826 --> 00:46:28.043
Why so sad?
1052
00:46:29.412 --> 00:46:30.880
I had to hurt a man today.
1053
00:46:31.205 --> 00:46:32.502
- Wow.
- I didn't want to,
1054
00:46:32.581 --> 00:46:34.208
'cause I like him.
1055
00:46:34.875 --> 00:46:36.001
But he forced me to.
1056
00:46:36.419 --> 00:46:39.548
Look, in your line of work,
people do get hurt.
1057
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:42.558
- Okay.
- Danny tells me
1058
00:46:42.633 --> 00:46:43.634
I'm with you now.
1059
00:46:43.718 --> 00:46:45.595
We work together, we play together.
1060
00:46:45.678 --> 00:46:46.975
For king and country.
1061
00:46:47.430 --> 00:46:49.478
Playing together sounds good.
1062
00:46:49.557 --> 00:46:51.025
Very good.
1063
00:46:51.100 --> 00:46:52.898
I still have no idea
what you're talking about right now.
1064
00:46:52.977 --> 00:46:54.820
Oh, it's okay. I know who you are.
1065
00:46:54.937 --> 00:46:57.315
Well, you should, 'cause we've met.
1066
00:46:58.482 --> 00:46:59.904
Tell me about the playing again?
1067
00:47:00.234 --> 00:47:02.612
I woke up this morning
in a state of excitement,
1068
00:47:02.695 --> 00:47:04.038
lap dancing the day away.
1069
00:47:04.113 --> 00:47:05.740
PAUL: It's like the Bible says...
1070
00:47:05.823 --> 00:47:08.326
You give and you get back
a hundredfold.
1071
00:47:08.409 --> 00:47:10.707
And then some greasy pudge-bunny
1072
00:47:10.786 --> 00:47:12.288
comes and takes it all away.
1073
00:47:12.705 --> 00:47:14.799
Me and the lady
were having a conversation.
1074
00:47:14.874 --> 00:47:16.342
You should never wear yellow, pal.
1075
00:47:16.417 --> 00:47:19.341
Little kids might think you're
a school bus and climb on for a ride.
1076
00:47:19.420 --> 00:47:20.763
PAUL: His name was Frank Griga
1077
00:47:20.838 --> 00:47:23.432
and he was the third richest man
in Golden Beach.
1078
00:47:23.507 --> 00:47:24.508
(CHUCKLES)
1079
00:47:24.592 --> 00:47:26.185
I didn't know any of that then.
1080
00:47:26.260 --> 00:47:28.683
All I knew was that he was a douche.
1081
00:47:29.221 --> 00:47:31.565
DANIEL: We were three weeks in
and Victor wasn't breaking.
1082
00:47:33.184 --> 00:47:35.312
- You got a racing dog, huh?
- Mmm-hmm.
1083
00:47:36.854 --> 00:47:39.698
Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw
sold you Tasty Reuben?
1084
00:47:39.857 --> 00:47:42.531
Yep. Tasty Reuben's all mine now.
1085
00:47:42.651 --> 00:47:44.119
Let's try something new.
1086
00:47:44.195 --> 00:47:46.698
This one, I think,
is gonna be a fan favorite.
1087
00:47:47.031 --> 00:47:48.624
(SIZZLING)
(GROANING)
1088
00:47:49.408 --> 00:47:51.376
- You ready to sign now?
(STRAINED) No!
1089
00:47:51.452 --> 00:47:52.954
DANIEL: The guy was fierce.
1090
00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:56.174
ADRIAN: Ha! Come on, come on!
Hey, baby!
1091
00:47:56.374 --> 00:47:57.842
Where did you get that dog?
1092
00:47:57.958 --> 00:48:00.052
I got somebody here
that wants to meet you!
1093
00:48:00.127 --> 00:48:01.845
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God, I love him!
1094
00:48:01.921 --> 00:48:03.639
VICTOR: Lugo, you can get my life,
1095
00:48:03.714 --> 00:48:05.387
but you can't have my shit!
1096
00:48:05.466 --> 00:48:07.013
DANIEL:
All I wanted was a little effort, baby.
1097
00:48:07.093 --> 00:48:08.219
Eat me, Doogie.
1098
00:48:08.469 --> 00:48:10.270
DANIEL:
He never worked this hard in the gym.
1099
00:48:10.388 --> 00:48:12.561
But I did. I break guys for a living.
1100
00:48:12.640 --> 00:48:14.483
- Are you ready to sign now?
- Fuck you!
1101
00:48:14.558 --> 00:48:15.650
Take him around again.
1102
00:48:15.726 --> 00:48:16.852
(GROANING)
1103
00:48:17.895 --> 00:48:19.272
I hate you.
1104
00:48:19.438 --> 00:48:20.439
Thanks, buddy.
1105
00:48:20.940 --> 00:48:22.157
BANK MANAGER: Mmm-hmm.
1106
00:48:22.233 --> 00:48:24.656
Good. Good. Hmm.
1107
00:48:24.777 --> 00:48:25.824
Uh-oh.
1108
00:48:27.738 --> 00:48:29.081
Is... Is there a problem?
1109
00:48:29.156 --> 00:48:30.203
No, there shouldn't be a problem.
1110
00:48:30.282 --> 00:48:32.250
It's just that
all of these transfer documents,
1111
00:48:32.326 --> 00:48:34.328
they need to be witnessed
by a notary public.
1112
00:48:36.122 --> 00:48:37.294
Well, can't you do that?
1113
00:48:37.498 --> 00:48:38.715
We'd be delighted.
1114
00:48:38.791 --> 00:48:40.714
We just need you and Mr. Kershaw
1115
00:48:40.793 --> 00:48:43.387
to sign the documents
in the presence of our notary.
1116
00:48:43.712 --> 00:48:46.682
But Mr. Kershaw is overseas
in Europe saving elephants.
1117
00:48:47.758 --> 00:48:50.386
So, you can just... It's okay.
1118
00:48:51.053 --> 00:48:53.431
Well, around here,
we call that a problem.
1119
00:48:55.057 --> 00:48:56.855
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1120
00:48:56.934 --> 00:48:59.062
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1121
00:49:00.187 --> 00:49:01.860
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1122
00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:03.566
(SIGHS)
1123
00:49:04.024 --> 00:49:06.152
JOHN: Put it in the trash,
with the rest of my dreams.
1124
00:49:06.235 --> 00:49:08.408
DANIEL: No contest, John?
1125
00:49:08.487 --> 00:49:10.285
Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11.
1126
00:49:10.364 --> 00:49:11.616
I told you
Amino Tropical Blast's benefits
1127
00:49:11.699 --> 00:49:12.791
were totally undocumented.
1128
00:49:12.867 --> 00:49:14.869
Can I see you in the office
for a minute, John?
1129
00:49:14.952 --> 00:49:16.313
You're still a notary, aren't you?
1130
00:49:16.328 --> 00:49:17.921
Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why?
1131
00:49:18.205 --> 00:49:19.707
Well, I was hoping
you could transfer some property.
1132
00:49:19.790 --> 00:49:21.230
I made a deal with a friend of mine.
1133
00:49:21.375 --> 00:49:22.797
Just bring him by tomorrow.
1134
00:49:22.877 --> 00:49:24.971
Look, my friend,
he cannot come back, okay?
1135
00:49:25.045 --> 00:49:26.137
This is a very unique situation.
1136
00:49:26.213 --> 00:49:28.573
He's out there trying
to impact the world in a positive way.
1137
00:49:28.591 --> 00:49:30.309
No, that's the only reason for a notary,
1138
00:49:30.384 --> 00:49:32.887
is that I have to
witness the signing of the document.
1139
00:49:32.970 --> 00:49:35.348
Otherwise, somebody
could just come in off the street,
1140
00:49:35.431 --> 00:49:38.184
forge somebody's signature
and take all their shit.
1141
00:49:38.267 --> 00:49:39.314
You know, I got a stamp.
1142
00:49:39.393 --> 00:49:40.565
Can I borrow it?
1143
00:49:42.396 --> 00:49:45.275
No, you can't borrow my stamp.
That's sacred.
1144
00:49:46.901 --> 00:49:49.324
What the fuck are notaries, man?
1145
00:49:49.403 --> 00:49:50.746
We're officers of the law.
1146
00:49:51.071 --> 00:49:53.995
Remember this chick?
Shelley? Used to work here?
1147
00:49:54.074 --> 00:49:56.452
Black chick? I fucked her.
1148
00:49:57.328 --> 00:49:58.329
Big slut.
1149
00:49:58.412 --> 00:49:59.459
- Oh, John?
- Yeah.
1150
00:49:59.538 --> 00:50:01.290
You know, I, um,
1151
00:50:01.373 --> 00:50:03.046
I might have found
a sponsor for your competition.
1152
00:50:03.125 --> 00:50:04.422
You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?
1153
00:50:04.710 --> 00:50:07.213
JOHN: The signature's a little off here,
but no big deal.
1154
00:50:09.632 --> 00:50:12.761
All right, down, down, down! Just...
There, there, there!
1155
00:50:12.843 --> 00:50:14.311
(LAUGHS) Love it!
1156
00:50:22.269 --> 00:50:24.772
DANIEL: Finger one,
find somebody with money. Check.
1157
00:50:24.939 --> 00:50:27.408
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.
1158
00:50:27.483 --> 00:50:29.281
Three million dollar house,
1159
00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:31.613
500,000 cash. Check.
1160
00:50:31.862 --> 00:50:33.990
Finger three,
make America a better place.
1161
00:50:36.367 --> 00:50:38.244
PAUL: You said no violence.
1162
00:50:38.327 --> 00:50:39.624
No bad violence!
1163
00:50:39.703 --> 00:50:41.501
(SIGHS) I know! Okay?
1164
00:50:41.580 --> 00:50:44.675
And I meant it when I said it,
I swear to God.
1165
00:50:44.750 --> 00:50:47.424
All right?
But this guy, he knows who I am.
1166
00:50:47.503 --> 00:50:49.221
He could ID me.
1167
00:50:49.296 --> 00:50:50.936
All right? That's gonna lead them to you.
1168
00:50:51.006 --> 00:50:52.849
I cannot kill.
1169
00:50:52.925 --> 00:50:54.017
Duly noted. All right?
1170
00:50:54.093 --> 00:50:56.141
But if you had to do it, you would adapt.
1171
00:50:56.220 --> 00:50:57.541
You would reach down deep, right?
1172
00:50:57.596 --> 00:50:58.643
What do you mean, "reach down deep"?
1173
00:50:58.722 --> 00:51:00.565
What if I reach down
and there's nothing there?
1174
00:51:00.641 --> 00:51:03.235
Then we give you bus money
and you're off the team.
1175
00:51:03.978 --> 00:51:06.982
That's harsh. I want to be on the team.
1176
00:51:07.481 --> 00:51:09.233
I want you to be on the team. Okay?
1177
00:51:09.316 --> 00:51:11.819
And the Good Lord wants you to be rich!
1178
00:51:12.194 --> 00:51:13.992
All right? But he could put us all away.
1179
00:51:14.071 --> 00:51:15.573
He saw us, big guy. He saw you.
1180
00:51:15.656 --> 00:51:16.782
Do you want to go back?
1181
00:51:16.865 --> 00:51:18.208
I'm not gonna let him do that to you.
1182
00:51:18.284 --> 00:51:19.764
I'm not gonna let that happen to you.
1183
00:51:19.827 --> 00:51:21.295
You're not going back!
1184
00:51:22.329 --> 00:51:24.130
Look, when this is over,
we'll all go camping.
1185
00:51:24.206 --> 00:51:25.423
- All right?
- Okay.
1186
00:51:25.499 --> 00:51:26.876
And, meanwhile,
1187
00:51:28.043 --> 00:51:29.886
make him comfy, all right?
Just get him drunk.
1188
00:51:31.380 --> 00:51:32.973
I can't do that.
1189
00:51:33.591 --> 00:51:34.592
Why?
1190
00:51:34.883 --> 00:51:36.476
Pepe is sober.
1191
00:51:37.219 --> 00:51:38.516
Do me a favor, okay?
1192
00:51:38.596 --> 00:51:41.036
Don't call him Pepe
like you were in the sixth grade together.
1193
00:51:42.683 --> 00:51:44.526
VICTOR: (GASPING) Hey.
1194
00:51:45.269 --> 00:51:46.566
(WHISPERING) Are we alone?
1195
00:51:48.939 --> 00:51:50.031
- Yeah.
(SOBS)
1196
00:51:51.025 --> 00:51:52.242
Would you...
1197
00:51:52.693 --> 00:51:55.697
Would you help me... Help me escape?
1198
00:51:56.322 --> 00:51:57.619
You need money.
1199
00:51:57.698 --> 00:52:00.793
I've got money. You can have it all.
1200
00:52:01.327 --> 00:52:03.045
- Everything.
- Victor, Victor.
1201
00:52:03.829 --> 00:52:07.083
(SOBBING)
I don't want to die, Eldad. Not now.
1202
00:52:08.751 --> 00:52:10.173
My son...
1203
00:52:10.669 --> 00:52:12.091
Look, Victor. Victor.
1204
00:52:12.171 --> 00:52:13.297
This will all be over very soon.
1205
00:52:13.380 --> 00:52:14.552
(COUGHING)
1206
00:52:14.757 --> 00:52:16.350
We're gonna get you on a plane tonight.
1207
00:52:16.634 --> 00:52:17.834
We know someone at the airport
1208
00:52:17.885 --> 00:52:19.387
who's gonna get you
out of the country tonight,
1209
00:52:19.470 --> 00:52:20.892
but the only way he's gonna do it
1210
00:52:20.971 --> 00:52:22.689
is if you're knee-walking drunk.
1211
00:52:23.682 --> 00:52:26.481
You won't remember his face.
You have to.
1212
00:52:28.437 --> 00:52:30.815
You're going to need a drink if I die,
1213
00:52:30.898 --> 00:52:32.400
you half-a-retard!
1214
00:52:33.025 --> 00:52:35.153
And when I get to heaven,
1215
00:52:35.235 --> 00:52:37.909
I'm going to tell Jesus what you did.
1216
00:52:41.325 --> 00:52:43.419
You're not going to tell Jesus anything.
1217
00:52:43.661 --> 00:52:44.878
(GROANS)
1218
00:52:45.162 --> 00:52:46.414
I'm doing you a favor!
1219
00:52:46.705 --> 00:52:47.706
(SPUTTERING)
1220
00:52:47.790 --> 00:52:49.463
I'm giving you a private jet!
1221
00:52:49.541 --> 00:52:51.259
Whisking you out of the country!
1222
00:52:51.585 --> 00:52:52.711
(BOTTLE SMASHES)
1223
00:53:06.517 --> 00:53:08.718
VICTOR: (SLURRING)
Hey, this don't look like an airport.
1224
00:53:08.894 --> 00:53:10.612
(MUMBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY)
1225
00:53:11.605 --> 00:53:13.027
Where's my jet?
1226
00:53:13.107 --> 00:53:14.484
PAUL: Don't worry,
you're still going home.
1227
00:53:14.566 --> 00:53:16.034
A thousand bucks if I smash him
1228
00:53:16.110 --> 00:53:17.407
- into that fucking backhoe!
ADRIAN: - Do it.
1229
00:53:17.486 --> 00:53:18.526
- A thousand?
- A thousand!
1230
00:53:20.698 --> 00:53:22.541
- Drink some! Drink some!
- Hey... Son of a...
1231
00:53:22.616 --> 00:53:23.959
Oh, my God.
1232
00:53:24.076 --> 00:53:25.248
(ADRIAN LAUGHS)
1233
00:53:25.327 --> 00:53:27.000
VICTOR: Hey, I have a... (GRUNTS)
1234
00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:28.706
Calm the fuck down.
1235
00:53:28.789 --> 00:53:30.462
(ENGINE REVVING)
1236
00:53:30.958 --> 00:53:32.960
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GRUNTS)
1237
00:53:43.262 --> 00:53:44.263
Yes!
1238
00:53:49.852 --> 00:53:51.479
I fucking told you!
1239
00:53:52.312 --> 00:53:53.689
(LAUGHS)
1240
00:53:59.445 --> 00:54:00.662
(GROANS)
1241
00:54:02.030 --> 00:54:03.703
Lucky I had an airbag.
1242
00:54:04.491 --> 00:54:07.085
You put on his fucking seat belt?
1243
00:54:08.078 --> 00:54:09.170
Yeah.
1244
00:54:11.290 --> 00:54:12.416
It is the law.
1245
00:54:12.499 --> 00:54:13.921
You don't put on a seat belt,
you'll hurt your face
1246
00:54:14.001 --> 00:54:15.594
with the airbag.
That's what they tell you.
1247
00:54:15.669 --> 00:54:17.296
"Buckle up. It's the law."
1248
00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:18.779
His blood alcohol's up to his ears!
1249
00:54:18.797 --> 00:54:20.799
Nobody would expect him to buckle up!
1250
00:54:20.883 --> 00:54:22.806
Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.
1251
00:54:22.885 --> 00:54:24.637
You just made a good man suffer.
1252
00:54:24.720 --> 00:54:25.972
This is going fucking perfect!
1253
00:54:26.054 --> 00:54:28.102
- Perfect.
- Get the gas can now!
1254
00:54:28.182 --> 00:54:30.105
You're siding with him?
1255
00:54:30.184 --> 00:54:32.778
I was like the Iceman, okay?
Bull's-eye! Strike!
1256
00:54:33.312 --> 00:54:34.438
Suckers.
1257
00:54:34.521 --> 00:54:35.961
I'll get the gas can. I'll be alone.
1258
00:54:36.148 --> 00:54:38.196
Hey, Pepe, it's Eldad. You okay?
1259
00:54:38.358 --> 00:54:41.237
Don't do that right now, please. Don't.
1260
00:54:41.528 --> 00:54:42.996
VICTOR: (SLURRING) All good, Eldad.
1261
00:55:25.697 --> 00:55:27.177
ADRIAN: Let's go. Let's go, let's go.
1262
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:28.576
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- Hurry up.
1263
00:55:30.244 --> 00:55:31.245
Uh-oh.
1264
00:55:32.120 --> 00:55:33.121
Oh, shit.
1265
00:55:34.248 --> 00:55:35.340
Paul, just run him over.
1266
00:55:35.457 --> 00:55:36.629
PAUL: Just run him over?
1267
00:55:36.708 --> 00:55:39.257
DANIEL: Yeah, just start the car
and just run him over.
1268
00:55:39.378 --> 00:55:41.426
I can't start the car
and run him over. We...
1269
00:55:41.505 --> 00:55:44.600
Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire.
1270
00:55:44.675 --> 00:55:45.847
He's going to die anyway.
1271
00:55:45.926 --> 00:55:47.018
Do you want him to suffer,
1272
00:55:47.094 --> 00:55:48.391
or you want to take him
out of his misery?
1273
00:55:48.720 --> 00:55:51.064
You can do this, okay? Start the car,
1274
00:55:51.306 --> 00:55:53.149
put it in gear and run him over.
1275
00:55:53.225 --> 00:55:55.899
I don't know, DL. That's hardcore, man.
1276
00:55:56.937 --> 00:55:58.610
Start the fucking car and go!
1277
00:55:59.815 --> 00:56:01.237
(CAR STARTS)
1278
00:56:01.316 --> 00:56:03.569
(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1279
00:56:09.867 --> 00:56:11.084
(SCREAMS)
1280
00:56:18.125 --> 00:56:19.502
Back over him.
1281
00:56:22.004 --> 00:56:23.881
Get it over quick.
It's like ripping off a Band-Aid.
1282
00:56:23.964 --> 00:56:25.011
Just do it!
1283
00:56:29.720 --> 00:56:31.814
Don't make Pepe suffer.
1284
00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:34.562
(GROANS) No!
1285
00:56:35.350 --> 00:56:36.852
(SCREAMING)
1286
00:56:43.233 --> 00:56:44.735
(YELLING)
1287
00:56:47.446 --> 00:56:49.665
(GURGLING)
(CRUNCHING)
1288
00:56:52.701 --> 00:56:54.078
I knew you could do it, Paul.
1289
00:56:54.620 --> 00:56:56.122
You just killed a man.
1290
00:56:56.330 --> 00:56:57.547
We did.
1291
00:56:58.373 --> 00:56:59.625
No, you did it.
1292
00:57:01.043 --> 00:57:03.045
I just provided options.
1293
00:57:06.048 --> 00:57:08.050
Why are you saying I did it?
1294
00:57:08.842 --> 00:57:09.968
We did it.
1295
00:57:10.052 --> 00:57:11.144
No, you drove.
1296
00:57:11.345 --> 00:57:13.188
It's... It's a good thing. Tell him.
1297
00:57:13.722 --> 00:57:15.349
You did a good thing.
1298
00:57:20.312 --> 00:57:21.985
(SIRENS WAILING)
1299
00:57:28.236 --> 00:57:30.739
VICTOR: No, this wasn't heaven.
1300
00:57:31.073 --> 00:57:34.043
I wasn't transported
to some celestial space
1301
00:57:34.117 --> 00:57:37.212
given my newfound bullshit Christianity.
1302
00:57:37.287 --> 00:57:39.085
This isn't that kind of story.
1303
00:57:39.164 --> 00:57:40.666
But you know how
I knew these monkeys
1304
00:57:40.749 --> 00:57:42.843
were rank fucking amateurs?
1305
00:57:43.669 --> 00:57:45.717
Because I was still alive.
1306
00:57:46.672 --> 00:57:50.427
You can beat me, rob me,
hang me like dry cleaning,
1307
00:57:50.509 --> 00:57:51.977
burn my fucking hair off,
1308
00:57:52.052 --> 00:57:53.770
but don't tell me
you're taking me to the airport
1309
00:57:53.845 --> 00:57:55.472
when really you're going to kill me.
1310
00:57:56.306 --> 00:57:58.308
And if you are going to kill me,
1311
00:57:58.392 --> 00:57:59.814
you damn well better do it.
1312
00:57:59.893 --> 00:58:01.566
(GROANING)
- Mmm!
1313
00:58:01.853 --> 00:58:03.105
Hey, baby doll.
1314
00:58:03.188 --> 00:58:05.737
Thought we almost lost you
there for a while.
1315
00:58:06.775 --> 00:58:08.903
Okay, let me explain to you
about your face.
1316
00:58:10.570 --> 00:58:11.571
(MUFFLED) Holy shit!
1317
00:58:11.989 --> 00:58:13.332
(GROANING)
1318
00:58:13.740 --> 00:58:16.163
I was tasered by ninjas.
1319
00:58:16.243 --> 00:58:17.995
Is that tire tread on your forehead?
1320
00:58:18.078 --> 00:58:20.501
Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.
1321
00:58:20.580 --> 00:58:24.335
They did this to me!
Drove right over my face.
1322
00:58:24.418 --> 00:58:26.386
So, you're from Colombia originally.
1323
00:58:26.461 --> 00:58:27.713
So what?
1324
00:58:28.588 --> 00:58:31.933
I got run over here. In America.
1325
00:58:32.009 --> 00:58:33.511
Not in Colombia!
1326
00:58:33.760 --> 00:58:35.728
- I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.
(CONTINUES GROANING)
1327
00:58:35.804 --> 00:58:37.477
Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!
1328
00:58:38.181 --> 00:58:39.182
Asshole.
1329
00:58:39.266 --> 00:58:40.688
I'm going to kill him.
1330
00:58:40.767 --> 00:58:42.235
Nurse!
1331
00:58:42.310 --> 00:58:43.778
Listen to me.
1332
00:58:43.854 --> 00:58:47.028
I just lost my family, my business,
1333
00:58:47.107 --> 00:58:51.487
and half of my nose.
I almost bit my tongue off.
1334
00:58:51.820 --> 00:58:54.289
Got my bank accounts cleaned out.
1335
00:58:54.614 --> 00:58:58.209
You think I give a rat's ass
if you don't like my attitude?
1336
00:58:58.285 --> 00:58:59.707
FEMALE DETECTIVE:
We could still arrest you.
1337
00:58:59.786 --> 00:59:01.506
Your blood alcohol
was four times the limit.
1338
00:59:01.538 --> 00:59:02.881
Is this her first day?
1339
00:59:02.956 --> 00:59:04.958
Just tell me if this is
1340
00:59:05.042 --> 00:59:06.635
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
1341
00:59:06.793 --> 00:59:08.045
Don't you listen?
1342
00:59:08.128 --> 00:59:09.971
They forced chocolate liqueur down me!
1343
00:59:10.380 --> 00:59:13.634
The evil ninja weightlifters?
Those are the guys?
1344
00:59:13.717 --> 00:59:17.142
You should cut
some of that fuzz out of your ears!
1345
00:59:17.345 --> 00:59:20.144
Daniel Lugo. Write it down.
1346
00:59:20.223 --> 00:59:22.442
From what I hear,
Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw,
1347
00:59:22.517 --> 00:59:24.565
they sell quite a bit
of drugs in Colombia.
1348
00:59:24.644 --> 00:59:26.897
God, I can't believe this!
1349
00:59:26.980 --> 00:59:28.607
I'm having some trouble with it myself.
1350
00:59:28.690 --> 00:59:30.237
You say you were bound, abused
1351
00:59:30.317 --> 00:59:32.911
and roughed up by
a group of bodybuilders.
1352
00:59:32.986 --> 00:59:34.784
Was this a sex thing?
1353
00:59:35.155 --> 00:59:36.156
What?
1354
00:59:37.407 --> 00:59:40.752
One very large burnt dildo,
1355
00:59:41.953 --> 00:59:45.082
baseball-sized anal beads found
in the back of your car.
1356
00:59:45.165 --> 00:59:46.462
Not normal stuff.
1357
00:59:46.541 --> 00:59:47.821
We're finding it hard to believe
1358
00:59:47.876 --> 00:59:49.753
that no one reported you missing.
1359
00:59:49.836 --> 00:59:52.680
Not one single person.
1360
00:59:53.381 --> 00:59:55.509
This could be a wake-up call, buddy.
1361
00:59:56.009 --> 00:59:59.104
(STAMMERING)
Wait a second. Is that all I get?
1362
00:59:59.179 --> 01:00:00.146
Get back here!
1363
01:00:00.222 --> 01:00:02.020
- I don't believe a word he said.
- Mmm-mmm.
1364
01:00:02.224 --> 01:00:04.773
DANIEL:
We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.
1365
01:00:09.231 --> 01:00:11.233
Looking tough, feeling tough.
1366
01:00:16.696 --> 01:00:20.200
We were going to rock it.
We didn't find Kershaw's obit.
1367
01:00:20.283 --> 01:00:22.206
We found him alive, at the hospital.
1368
01:00:22.285 --> 01:00:24.708
So we had some unfinished business.
1369
01:00:29.918 --> 01:00:31.966
Oh! I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it...
1370
01:00:32.045 --> 01:00:33.467
Can you keep him quiet?
1371
01:00:34.005 --> 01:00:35.348
(GROANING)
VICTOR: - Oh, Christ.
1372
01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:37.342
(SEAGULLS CAWING)
1373
01:00:42.597 --> 01:00:44.019
ED: Being a cop for so long,
1374
01:00:44.099 --> 01:00:46.318
I've learned that
people's lives are usually linear.
1375
01:00:46.393 --> 01:00:47.394
Until they're not.
1376
01:00:48.228 --> 01:00:51.107
Comes a day
for just about everyone when A
1377
01:00:51.189 --> 01:00:54.784
suddenly skips B
and careens to polka-dot weird W
1378
01:00:55.068 --> 01:00:57.867
Best move I ever made
was marrying Cissy.
1379
01:00:57.946 --> 01:00:59.823
Sweetie pie, are you deaf?
1380
01:00:59.906 --> 01:01:02.067
- The phone has rung, like, 19 times.
(PHONE RINGING)
1381
01:01:02.200 --> 01:01:03.326
Twenty.
1382
01:01:03.410 --> 01:01:04.832
Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it.
1383
01:01:04.911 --> 01:01:06.083
After I retired,
1384
01:01:06.163 --> 01:01:09.133
I reopened the detective agency
my old man used to own.
1385
01:01:09.207 --> 01:01:10.709
But after a few years,
1386
01:01:10.792 --> 01:01:13.386
Cissy begged me to retire from that, too.
1387
01:01:13.461 --> 01:01:15.759
She said I'd earned my relaxing years
1388
01:01:15.839 --> 01:01:19.139
with long, lazy days
full of golf and fishing.
1389
01:01:19.217 --> 01:01:22.312
Except the only thing
I hate more than golf is fishing.
1390
01:01:22.387 --> 01:01:24.060
Du Bois Investigators, Inc.
1391
01:01:24.139 --> 01:01:26.517
Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?
1392
01:01:26.600 --> 01:01:28.022
Actually, it's Ed the Third.
1393
01:01:28.101 --> 01:01:29.603
I want Ed the Second.
1394
01:01:29.686 --> 01:01:33.111
He's dead. And I'm retired.
1395
01:01:33.190 --> 01:01:34.390
I'm guessing you're looking at
1396
01:01:34.399 --> 01:01:35.879
a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.
1397
01:01:35.942 --> 01:01:38.741
Everything's old in this frickin' hospital.
1398
01:01:38.862 --> 01:01:40.864
(TOILET FLUSHING)
- It just shot out of my ass!
1399
01:01:40.947 --> 01:01:42.587
- I couldn't help it.
NURSE: (GASPS) Oh!
1400
01:01:42.657 --> 01:01:45.831
Oh, God.
He should be ejected from this facility!
1401
01:01:45.911 --> 01:01:46.958
NURSE: Oh, my God...
1402
01:01:47.037 --> 01:01:49.961
Not you.
(STAMMERING) I need your help.
1403
01:01:50.040 --> 01:01:51.792
I'm a desperate man.
1404
01:01:51.875 --> 01:01:53.297
What did you say your name was?
1405
01:01:53.376 --> 01:01:55.003
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1406
01:01:59.299 --> 01:02:01.739
DANIEL: The team explored
a number of infiltration procedures.
1407
01:02:02.302 --> 01:02:03.474
Adrian even offered to stage
1408
01:02:03.553 --> 01:02:05.555
a diversionary fistfight in the hall.
1409
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:07.391
We decided against that.
1410
01:02:07.682 --> 01:02:10.481
But I can't say that
what the police told you
1411
01:02:10.560 --> 01:02:12.608
is far from my own analysis.
1412
01:02:12.687 --> 01:02:14.064
I have to entertain
1413
01:02:14.147 --> 01:02:16.149
the possibility that you might be lying.
1414
01:02:16.858 --> 01:02:18.656
DANIEL: There was one major problem.
1415
01:02:18.735 --> 01:02:20.703
This fucking archaic
line-directory system
1416
01:02:20.779 --> 01:02:22.076
throughout the whole entire hospital.
1417
01:02:22.155 --> 01:02:23.907
It took us an hour just to find the ICU.
1418
01:02:25.367 --> 01:02:26.414
VICTOR: Please believe me,
1419
01:02:26.493 --> 01:02:29.121
it happened just the way I say it did.
1420
01:02:29.204 --> 01:02:32.003
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,
1421
01:02:32.082 --> 01:02:33.584
but I can't take the case.
1422
01:02:33.792 --> 01:02:35.385
I'm a dead man.
1423
01:02:35.502 --> 01:02:38.176
A hospital is a very public place.
1424
01:02:38.255 --> 01:02:40.599
And anybody could gain
access to your room.
1425
01:02:40.674 --> 01:02:42.154
And if it were me, and some large men
1426
01:02:42.175 --> 01:02:43.427
were trying to re-kill me,
1427
01:02:43.510 --> 01:02:45.262
and I wanted to stay un-dead,
1428
01:02:45.345 --> 01:02:47.814
I'd get the hell out of there. Fast.
1429
01:02:47.889 --> 01:02:49.266
(DISCONNECTS)
1430
01:02:52.227 --> 01:02:53.444
DANIEL: In the end,
1431
01:02:53.520 --> 01:02:55.113
after reviewing our past performance,
1432
01:02:55.188 --> 01:02:57.486
we could come to only one conclusion.
1433
01:02:57.565 --> 01:02:59.363
We're so much better when we wing it.
1434
01:02:59.526 --> 01:03:01.528
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1435
01:03:16.042 --> 01:03:17.919
DOCTOR:
Can I help you with something?
1436
01:03:18.795 --> 01:03:20.138
I'm Dr. Lowenstein,
1437
01:03:20.213 --> 01:03:22.136
uh, Mr. Kershaw's
primary care physician.
1438
01:03:22.215 --> 01:03:23.512
He didn't mention anything.
1439
01:03:23.591 --> 01:03:27.016
Oh, well, I'm, uh...
I'm over at Miami General.
1440
01:03:29.556 --> 01:03:30.557
Where is Victor?
1441
01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:33.234
He checked himself out,
against my advice.
1442
01:03:33.518 --> 01:03:35.316
I think the visit
from the police scared him.
1443
01:03:35.395 --> 01:03:37.147
Police? What did they want?
1444
01:03:37.230 --> 01:03:39.528
Oh, accident investigation.
1445
01:03:39.607 --> 01:03:41.075
They didn't seem too thrilled
1446
01:03:41.151 --> 01:03:42.277
by Mr. Kershaw's account of events.
1447
01:03:42.360 --> 01:03:43.560
He claimed he'd been tortured.
1448
01:03:43.611 --> 01:03:45.284
By bodybuilders.
1449
01:03:45.530 --> 01:03:47.077
- Bodybuilders?
- Yes.
1450
01:03:50.994 --> 01:03:54.089
This is a case of delusional
alcoholism. It's not uncommon.
1451
01:03:54.164 --> 01:03:55.666
You know, I warned him about that.
1452
01:03:55.749 --> 01:03:58.093
Why are you dressed for
surgery in our hospital?
1453
01:03:59.544 --> 01:04:01.421
Well, I like to be prepared for anything.
1454
01:04:01.671 --> 01:04:03.344
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1455
01:04:06.092 --> 01:04:07.093
Gentlemen?
1456
01:04:07.761 --> 01:04:08.933
(ADRIAN LAUGHS)
1457
01:04:09.012 --> 01:04:10.138
ADRIAN: Oh, shit...
1458
01:04:10.221 --> 01:04:12.019
So, what if he goes to the cops?
1459
01:04:12.098 --> 01:04:13.395
He already did.
1460
01:04:13.475 --> 01:04:15.443
You know what happened? Nothing!
1461
01:04:15.518 --> 01:04:17.319
Because they figured out
what we already know,
1462
01:04:17.354 --> 01:04:19.573
that Victor Kershaw
is a half-criminal prick
1463
01:04:19.647 --> 01:04:21.208
who deserved bad shit to happen to him.
1464
01:04:21.274 --> 01:04:22.366
Yeah.
1465
01:04:22.442 --> 01:04:24.444
I thought he had to be dead.
1466
01:04:25.111 --> 01:04:26.112
So what?
1467
01:04:37.248 --> 01:04:38.921
You might feel a little prick.
1468
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:40.877
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)
1469
01:04:44.631 --> 01:04:45.974
Oh, yeah!
1470
01:04:48.635 --> 01:04:50.387
It's a little less than what I'm used to,
1471
01:04:50.470 --> 01:04:52.143
but what the heck?
1472
01:04:52.222 --> 01:04:54.145
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1473
01:05:05.568 --> 01:05:07.821
I'm going to rock your world.
1474
01:05:08.655 --> 01:05:10.157
Ninja style.
1475
01:05:10.490 --> 01:05:11.742
(BOTH MOANING)
1476
01:05:11.825 --> 01:05:14.669
I told you we'd fix it
with the magic penis shots.
1477
01:05:14.744 --> 01:05:15.745
(LAUGHS)
1478
01:05:15.829 --> 01:05:17.001
Mmm... (MOANS)
1479
01:05:17.080 --> 01:05:18.172
Oh, yeah! (MOANS)
1480
01:05:46.651 --> 01:05:48.653
- No way!
- No, this is your house.
1481
01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:50.697
(GASPS)
PAUL: Jesus may exalt.
1482
01:05:50.780 --> 01:05:53.158
- But cocaine is king.
(SNIFFING)
1483
01:05:53.408 --> 01:05:54.785
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1484
01:05:54.868 --> 01:05:57.166
They seem very happy.
1485
01:05:57.245 --> 01:05:58.872
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
1486
01:05:59.706 --> 01:06:01.549
Mmm-hmm. Dry humping.
1487
01:06:03.168 --> 01:06:05.887
(MOANS) This is such nice,
supple leather.
1488
01:06:08.047 --> 01:06:09.390
Asshole.
1489
01:06:15.722 --> 01:06:19.147
I know what you're looking at.
Now look at this.
1490
01:06:19.225 --> 01:06:22.695
I don't have a home, you putz!
1491
01:06:22.770 --> 01:06:24.864
(CAN CLATTERS)
(KNOCKING)
1492
01:06:24.939 --> 01:06:26.407
(GROANING) Oh, jeez!
1493
01:06:30.695 --> 01:06:33.198
Hey, Kershaw! It's Ed Du Bois!
1494
01:06:40.580 --> 01:06:41.752
Jesus.
1495
01:06:42.081 --> 01:06:44.209
You thought I was lying.
1496
01:06:44.417 --> 01:06:47.091
Sometimes it takes me a while
to make up my mind.
1497
01:06:48.546 --> 01:06:49.593
Nice place.
1498
01:06:50.590 --> 01:06:52.058
How'd you find me?
1499
01:06:52.133 --> 01:06:53.635
Cab driver at the hospital.
1500
01:06:53.718 --> 01:06:56.016
(SIGHS) I paid him 20 not to talk.
1501
01:06:56.137 --> 01:06:57.730
ED: Well, I paid him 40.
1502
01:06:57.805 --> 01:07:00.274
This shit's my new best friend.
1503
01:07:00.808 --> 01:07:02.355
I'm gonna look into your case, Victor,
1504
01:07:02.435 --> 01:07:04.108
but if you're not telling me the truth,
1505
01:07:04.187 --> 01:07:06.547
you're gonna be in a lot more
trouble than when you started.
1506
01:07:07.815 --> 01:07:09.237
So, why are you helping me?
1507
01:07:09.442 --> 01:07:11.911
Well, what they did to you
is un-American.
1508
01:07:12.195 --> 01:07:13.196
Real reason.
1509
01:07:13.446 --> 01:07:15.619
Well, catching fish is fine.
1510
01:07:16.074 --> 01:07:18.168
Catching bad guys is finer.
1511
01:07:21.287 --> 01:07:23.836
Now, won't you tell me
your story again, hmm?
1512
01:07:23.957 --> 01:07:25.459
From the beginning.
1513
01:07:25.917 --> 01:07:27.544
Just give me one more
of those blue ones.
1514
01:07:27.627 --> 01:07:28.719
You've had enough.
1515
01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:37.012
- Hey, there.
- Hey.
1516
01:07:37.095 --> 01:07:38.392
Hey, we didn't see you move in.
1517
01:07:38.471 --> 01:07:40.431
Oh, you know,
most of my things are being shipped.
1518
01:07:40.932 --> 01:07:42.229
What happened to the Kershaws?
1519
01:07:42.308 --> 01:07:43.560
You know, I don't know the specifics,
1520
01:07:43.643 --> 01:07:45.020
but they must have
really been underwater,
1521
01:07:45.103 --> 01:07:46.696
because they practically
gave me the house.
1522
01:07:46.771 --> 01:07:48.372
I mean, I had asked
the guy from the bank
1523
01:07:48.398 --> 01:07:50.196
and he thinks that
the guy ran off with some girl
1524
01:07:50.275 --> 01:07:52.436
that he met in Havana,
like one of those sex vacations.
1525
01:07:53.194 --> 01:07:55.413
Jeez! Man, you think you know people.
1526
01:07:55.488 --> 01:07:56.535
Yeah.
1527
01:07:56.614 --> 01:07:59.242
Although Victor liked
to talk about sex a lot.
1528
01:07:59.325 --> 01:08:00.451
Brad MacCalister.
1529
01:08:00.618 --> 01:08:01.665
Torn...
1530
01:08:02.203 --> 01:08:03.295
Lawn.
1531
01:08:03.454 --> 01:08:04.501
- Gotcha.
- Yeah.
1532
01:08:04.581 --> 01:08:05.924
That's a pretty
professional looking hoop
1533
01:08:05.999 --> 01:08:07.125
- you got there.
- Yeah.
1534
01:08:07.208 --> 01:08:08.809
Look at you,
already improving the place.
1535
01:08:08.876 --> 01:08:10.173
Well, that's what I do.
1536
01:08:10.253 --> 01:08:11.596
You know, I saw
your wife drop off a gang of kids,
1537
01:08:11.671 --> 01:08:13.093
figured they could come by
anytime and shoot a round.
1538
01:08:13.172 --> 01:08:14.533
I've done a bit of coaching, so...
1539
01:08:14.549 --> 01:08:15.589
Hey, that sounds terrific.
1540
01:08:15.842 --> 01:08:17.936
Use your elbows, you little pussy!
1541
01:08:18.344 --> 01:08:20.221
(GRUNTS) Oh, tell your mama!
1542
01:08:21.055 --> 01:08:22.227
Damn!
1543
01:08:22.682 --> 01:08:24.025
- Sucker! Oh!
(BOY GROANS)
1544
01:08:24.684 --> 01:08:26.027
What the hell
are you doing on the ground?
1545
01:08:26.227 --> 01:08:28.321
- That hurts.
- Well, it's supposed to hurt!
1546
01:08:28.396 --> 01:08:29.997
That pain's what's gonna save your life.
1547
01:08:30.023 --> 01:08:31.115
Your cells remember where it hurts
1548
01:08:31.190 --> 01:08:32.157
and that's where they get strong.
1549
01:08:32.233 --> 01:08:33.280
It's called pain and gain, Rusty.
1550
01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:34.906
Don't be a little bitch.
You gonna man up?
1551
01:08:34.986 --> 01:08:36.112
You better,
'cause right now your sister's
1552
01:08:36.195 --> 01:08:37.367
stronger than you.
Give me your hand. Get up!
1553
01:08:37.447 --> 01:08:39.165
What are you looking at,
you little chubby broad?
1554
01:08:39.365 --> 01:08:40.833
Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother
1555
01:08:40.908 --> 01:08:42.160
driving up and down the street
looking at me.
1556
01:08:42.243 --> 01:08:43.844
I'll be your stepfather in about a week.
1557
01:08:44.370 --> 01:08:45.462
DANIEL: I love my new home,
1558
01:08:45.538 --> 01:08:47.757
my new neighborhood
and my little brat-pack crew.
1559
01:08:47.832 --> 01:08:49.300
I kept it real with them
little motherfuckers
1560
01:08:49.375 --> 01:08:51.002
and they kept it real with me.
1561
01:08:52.337 --> 01:08:55.432
(GRUNTS) That's 315, close grip.
1562
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:58.013
All right, benching builds your pecs.
1563
01:08:58.092 --> 01:08:59.344
We got no homos in this gang, right?
1564
01:08:59.427 --> 01:09:00.644
All right, good.
And if you bachelors like girls,
1565
01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:01.972
listen to the Lawn Dawg.
1566
01:09:02.055 --> 01:09:03.773
No hottie can resist dope pecs.
1567
01:09:03.848 --> 01:09:05.065
You want to chase tail with me
in South Beach
1568
01:09:05.141 --> 01:09:06.393
on my Puppy Luv? Huh?
1569
01:09:06.476 --> 01:09:08.023
Or do you want to
look at your little nuts in the mirror
1570
01:09:08.102 --> 01:09:09.463
and see if you got any peach fuzz?
1571
01:09:10.188 --> 01:09:11.314
All right, good.
1572
01:09:11.397 --> 01:09:12.489
Wow!
1573
01:09:12.565 --> 01:09:14.909
DANIEL: Hey, guys. You like it?
1574
01:09:15.234 --> 01:09:16.201
Yeah.
1575
01:09:16.277 --> 01:09:17.779
Oh, I love the sexy casa!
1576
01:09:17.862 --> 01:09:19.739
(SORINA SQUEALS)
(LAUGHING)
1577
01:09:20.448 --> 01:09:21.574
You guys like that?
1578
01:09:23.743 --> 01:09:25.120
You like that fine Russian pussy?
1579
01:09:26.120 --> 01:09:27.167
That was mine.
1580
01:09:27.413 --> 01:09:29.415
I gave it to him. Like nothing.
1581
01:09:29.540 --> 01:09:30.837
Now if we're gonna roll,
we're gonna chase tail,
1582
01:09:30.917 --> 01:09:32.635
we got to do it my way, okay?
1583
01:09:32.710 --> 01:09:35.338
No pickle-licking around here. Let's go.
1584
01:09:35.421 --> 01:09:36.547
Break it off. Remind your folks
1585
01:09:36.631 --> 01:09:37.757
about Neighborhood Watch, okay?
1586
01:09:37.840 --> 01:09:39.888
You, you, you and you, jog it home.
1587
01:09:40.468 --> 01:09:41.720
- All right, big man.
ADRIAN: - All right, brother.
1588
01:09:41.803 --> 01:09:42.804
DANIEL: Let's race the Porsche, baby.
1589
01:09:42.970 --> 01:09:44.472
PAUL: Let's do it.
DANIEL: Come on. It's money.
1590
01:09:44.555 --> 01:09:45.932
(CAMERA CLICKING)
1591
01:09:51.104 --> 01:09:52.276
You get the Turbo.
1592
01:09:59.904 --> 01:10:02.032
ED: And this Adrian Doorbal,
he paid in cash?
1593
01:10:02.115 --> 01:10:03.958
Yes. 100,000.
1594
01:10:04.117 --> 01:10:05.414
- Cash?
- Cash.
1595
01:10:05.493 --> 01:10:07.120
- This didn't surprise you.
- No.
1596
01:10:07.203 --> 01:10:10.833
I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.
1597
01:10:10.915 --> 01:10:12.041
You know, he is black.
1598
01:10:12.792 --> 01:10:13.793
Yeah.
1599
01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:15.400
Well, you don't think it was strange
1600
01:10:15.461 --> 01:10:17.714
that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?
1601
01:10:17.797 --> 01:10:20.300
WOMAN: He was a dick.
Always making fat jokes.
1602
01:10:20.466 --> 01:10:22.560
One time he told me
if I can cut out snacking,
1603
01:10:22.635 --> 01:10:23.682
that they can cure world hunger.
1604
01:10:23.803 --> 01:10:25.805
Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way.
1605
01:10:26.764 --> 01:10:28.085
What do you think of the new guy?
1606
01:10:29.142 --> 01:10:31.986
Awesome. He says I'm a do-er.
1607
01:10:34.188 --> 01:10:35.940
DANIEL: Our Neighborhood Watch
is about to start.
1608
01:10:36.023 --> 01:10:37.525
Can I get everybody's attention?
1609
01:10:37.650 --> 01:10:39.744
Would you like one? Those are so cute.
1610
01:10:39.819 --> 01:10:41.537
They're like little edible penises.
1611
01:10:42.196 --> 01:10:44.636
I wish they had them in the strip club.
They're great niblets.
1612
01:10:45.032 --> 01:10:46.079
This is delicious.
1613
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:49.538
And so easy,
from freezer to microwave to mouth.
1614
01:10:49.620 --> 01:10:50.963
(CHUCKLES)
1615
01:10:53.166 --> 01:10:54.338
Stan.
1616
01:10:54.751 --> 01:10:56.469
DANIEL: Okay. Eyes front, neighbors.
1617
01:10:56.544 --> 01:10:57.704
Now, we'd all like to believe
1618
01:10:57.754 --> 01:10:59.222
we're safe here in
Old Cutler Cove Estates.
1619
01:10:59.297 --> 01:11:01.516
I know I feel more snug
and secure than I've ever.
1620
01:11:01.591 --> 01:11:02.717
And I feel very welcomed,
1621
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:04.677
and I want to
thank you all for that. Okay?
1622
01:11:05.011 --> 01:11:06.729
But this is a very serious situation.
1623
01:11:06.846 --> 01:11:08.723
Okay? There are bad guys out there
1624
01:11:08.806 --> 01:11:11.126
that are waiting for
good people like us to drop our guard.
1625
01:11:11.142 --> 01:11:12.689
Bad guys are everywhere.
1626
01:11:12.852 --> 01:11:14.775
I should know, okay.
I work for the government.
1627
01:11:14.854 --> 01:11:16.197
And I've been to prison.
1628
01:11:16.689 --> 01:11:18.316
And it sucks!
1629
01:11:18.816 --> 01:11:20.818
At this first meeting
of the Neighborhood Watch,
1630
01:11:20.902 --> 01:11:22.324
Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate
1631
01:11:22.403 --> 01:11:23.923
a few ways we can keep ourselves safe.
1632
01:11:23.946 --> 01:11:26.790
- My pal, Dick... (SNAPPING FINGERS)
- Yeah.
1633
01:11:26.866 --> 01:11:27.913
...who works with me at the government,
1634
01:11:27.992 --> 01:11:29.118
will now hand out
your preparedness packs.
1635
01:11:29.202 --> 01:11:30.169
Right.
1636
01:11:30.244 --> 01:11:32.364
That means we have to hand
out the preparedness packs,
1637
01:11:32.371 --> 01:11:33.851
- thank you.
PAUL: - Yeah. Right away.
1638
01:11:33.873 --> 01:11:35.170
In our own corner
of the American dream,
1639
01:11:35.249 --> 01:11:37.547
safety requires vigilance.
1640
01:11:37.710 --> 01:11:39.428
Okay, look at our chart here.
1641
01:11:39.504 --> 01:11:41.598
Number one thing,
vigilance equals safety.
1642
01:11:41.672 --> 01:11:43.299
(SNIFFING)
- Number two, recognizing...
1643
01:11:43.382 --> 01:11:47.057
PAUL: Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah.
1644
01:11:47.595 --> 01:11:51.725
Okay. First thing,
recognizing a potential attacker.
1645
01:11:53.100 --> 01:11:55.523
Sorry about that. There it is.
1646
01:11:55.603 --> 01:11:56.604
Peter?
1647
01:11:56.729 --> 01:11:58.129
ADRIAN: - Safety pack.
(SNIFFLING)
1648
01:11:58.272 --> 01:11:59.819
Each family gets a pack.
1649
01:11:59.899 --> 01:12:02.493
Each pack has
pepper spray and a taser.
1650
01:12:02.568 --> 01:12:03.990
Ladies, these things work.
1651
01:12:04.070 --> 01:12:06.664
You can zap a guy's balls off
with one hit, all right.
1652
01:12:06.739 --> 01:12:08.662
Okay! The lovely Sorina here...
1653
01:12:08.741 --> 01:12:10.539
- Ta-da!
- ...Is going to be the victim.
1654
01:12:10.618 --> 01:12:12.620
Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?
1655
01:12:12.787 --> 01:12:13.834
MAN 1: Oh, sure.
1656
01:12:13.913 --> 01:12:14.914
MAN 2: Right here!
1657
01:12:15.081 --> 01:12:16.333
Me. Pick me.
1658
01:12:16.415 --> 01:12:18.008
Can you pick me? Can you pick me?
1659
01:12:18.084 --> 01:12:20.758
We're only picking one, guys.
This is not a gang rape, okay.
1660
01:12:20.837 --> 01:12:22.089
You sit down. We'll take Brad.
1661
01:12:22.255 --> 01:12:23.347
Yes!
1662
01:12:23.589 --> 01:12:24.841
DANIEL: My favorite neighbor.
1663
01:12:24.924 --> 01:12:26.767
BRAD: He picked me, he picked me.
1664
01:12:27.051 --> 01:12:28.143
Hi, I'm Brad.
1665
01:12:28.219 --> 01:12:29.499
You touch her, I'll fuck you up!
1666
01:12:29.762 --> 01:12:30.763
- Hey!
- It was nice meeting you.
1667
01:12:30.847 --> 01:12:31.894
Dick.
1668
01:12:31.973 --> 01:12:34.067
This is only a simulation, okay?
Cairn it down.
1669
01:12:34.141 --> 01:12:35.859
PAUL: Well, that's what
I'd do in this situation.
1670
01:12:35.935 --> 01:12:37.608
I'll fuck him up!
1671
01:12:38.229 --> 01:12:39.355
Paul, now.
1672
01:12:39.438 --> 01:12:41.532
Honey, I had to grab her ass.
Look, I was the rapist!
1673
01:12:41.607 --> 01:12:43.127
- You're a perv.
- It was role playing.
1674
01:12:43.609 --> 01:12:45.202
DANIEL: What the hell are you doing?
1675
01:12:45.278 --> 01:12:46.370
What?
1676
01:12:46.445 --> 01:12:48.743
"What?" You look like shit.
1677
01:12:48.823 --> 01:12:50.291
I feel like I look great.
1678
01:12:50.366 --> 01:12:52.164
This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?
1679
01:12:52.243 --> 01:12:53.711
We cannot afford to mess this up.
1680
01:12:53.786 --> 01:12:56.881
I agree. You don't need
all this Kumbaya shit.
1681
01:12:56.956 --> 01:12:58.378
Excuse me? I blended in, okay?
1682
01:12:58.457 --> 01:13:00.585
I'm an influential member
of this community now.
1683
01:13:00.668 --> 01:13:02.796
Have some respect and act accordingly.
1684
01:13:04.297 --> 01:13:05.924
SORINA: Paul?
1685
01:13:06.007 --> 01:13:08.851
The hotel wants you
to pay your $47,000 bill
1686
01:13:08.926 --> 01:13:10.894
or they're kicking us out.
1687
01:13:10.970 --> 01:13:12.472
(PAU L GROANING)
1688
01:13:12.972 --> 01:13:14.315
Yeah, honey?
1689
01:13:14.473 --> 01:13:15.565
What are you doing?
1690
01:13:15.641 --> 01:13:16.642
(GRUNTS)
1691
01:13:17.226 --> 01:13:18.227
I'm praying.
1692
01:13:18.311 --> 01:13:19.358
Well,
1693
01:13:19.687 --> 01:13:22.156
(VOICE ECHOING)
you should pray for $500
1694
01:13:22.231 --> 01:13:23.552
to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos
1695
01:13:23.566 --> 01:13:25.409
from Neiman's to my shoe closet.
1696
01:13:25.610 --> 01:13:26.577
Okay.
1697
01:13:26.652 --> 01:13:29.622
Secret Agent Sorina
needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.
1698
01:13:29.989 --> 01:13:32.583
Secret agent,
Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.
1699
01:13:33.659 --> 01:13:34.785
Mmm. (KISSES)
1700
01:13:36.329 --> 01:13:37.626
(GROANING)
1701
01:13:37.705 --> 01:13:39.799
Jimmy Choo shoes. Cash.
1702
01:13:40.333 --> 01:13:42.427
PAUL:
Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom,
1703
01:13:42.501 --> 01:13:44.970
you happen to be on the 20th floor.
1704
01:13:45.046 --> 01:13:48.425
I had a choice. Take the fast way down,
1705
01:13:48.507 --> 01:13:50.430
or find a way to keep climbing.
1706
01:13:52.845 --> 01:13:54.688
Lord God, this place is depressing.
1707
01:13:54.764 --> 01:13:56.311
(VICTOR GROANS)
1708
01:13:58.351 --> 01:13:59.523
And so is this.
1709
01:13:59.644 --> 01:14:00.861
(VICTOR GRUNTS)
1710
01:14:01.228 --> 01:14:03.651
No matter how it gets there,
your John Hancock shows
1711
01:14:03.731 --> 01:14:05.483
notarized, even at a 90-degree angle.
1712
01:14:05.566 --> 01:14:07.568
It's all legal and binding.
1713
01:14:07.652 --> 01:14:10.451
Oh, funny thing,
when a man's blindfolded,
1714
01:14:10.529 --> 01:14:13.078
electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys,
1715
01:14:13.157 --> 01:14:14.750
and hung like dry cleaning,
1716
01:14:14.825 --> 01:14:16.623
he tends to sign just about anything.
1717
01:14:16.869 --> 01:14:19.247
The Sun Gym Gang
has successfully acquired
1718
01:14:19.330 --> 01:14:20.582
every asset you had.
1719
01:14:20.790 --> 01:14:22.542
And they're enjoying it.
1720
01:14:23.709 --> 01:14:25.586
So I don't have a move?
1721
01:14:25.670 --> 01:14:28.640
Because if that's true,
I'm not paying you a fucking dime!
1722
01:14:28.714 --> 01:14:30.182
You don't have a fucking dime.
1723
01:14:30.257 --> 01:14:31.509
What happens now?
1724
01:14:32.426 --> 01:14:34.099
Now I go to work.
1725
01:14:34.720 --> 01:14:36.393
(CAMERA WHIRRING)
1726
01:14:37.640 --> 01:14:39.642
After a couple months with us,
you won't even recognize yourself,
1727
01:14:39.725 --> 01:14:40.851
trust me.
1728
01:14:41.644 --> 01:14:42.896
I trust you.
1729
01:14:42.979 --> 01:14:46.609
As you can see here, we've got
all brand new Cybex equipment.
1730
01:14:46.691 --> 01:14:49.240
All the latest stuff.
Want to start out with some curls?
1731
01:14:49.402 --> 01:14:51.325
You have the perfect frame
for bodybuilding.
1732
01:14:51.404 --> 01:14:52.644
I'm going to get you so jacked.
1733
01:14:52.905 --> 01:14:54.907
I'd love to get jacked.
1734
01:14:55.241 --> 01:14:56.868
What kind of work do you do, Ed?
1735
01:14:56.951 --> 01:14:58.498
Lawn and garden supplies.
1736
01:14:58.577 --> 01:15:01.296
Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that.
1737
01:15:01.706 --> 01:15:04.084
Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.
1738
01:15:04.250 --> 01:15:05.627
Oh, yeah? Where?
1739
01:15:05.835 --> 01:15:07.462
Old Cutler Cove.
1740
01:15:07.962 --> 01:15:11.512
Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.
1741
01:15:11.590 --> 01:15:13.638
You know, you believe
you deserve it and the universe...
1742
01:15:13.718 --> 01:15:15.937
...will serve it.
Yeah, I've heard that before.
1743
01:15:16.012 --> 01:15:18.561
- Jonny Wu says that.
- Yeah. TV commercial.
1744
01:15:18.806 --> 01:15:21.025
I love that guy.
All right, let's hit the chest press.
1745
01:15:21.308 --> 01:15:22.981
Lawn supplies, huh?
1746
01:15:23.978 --> 01:15:27.152
I got me a riding mower.
Snapper 342, you know it?
1747
01:15:29.775 --> 01:15:31.402
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1748
01:15:32.153 --> 01:15:34.451
Yeah, it's a beauty.
It's a zero-turn model, right?
1749
01:15:34.697 --> 01:15:35.823
Yep.
1750
01:15:37.324 --> 01:15:39.042
It's got one of the best decks around.
1751
01:15:39.118 --> 01:15:40.995
It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil.
1752
01:15:41.078 --> 01:15:42.796
You might be my new favorite client.
1753
01:15:42.955 --> 01:15:44.172
Now, come on, you're growing.
1754
01:15:44.248 --> 01:15:45.768
Let's go. Let's go stretch those pecs.
1755
01:15:47.418 --> 01:15:48.920
How'd you happen to choose this gym?
1756
01:15:49.003 --> 01:15:50.550
A friend of mine recommended it.
1757
01:15:50.629 --> 01:15:52.190
He said
you worked him over pretty good.
1758
01:15:52.256 --> 01:15:54.216
(CHUCKLES) That's what I like to hear.
Who's that?
1759
01:15:54.508 --> 01:15:55.976
Victor Kershaw.
1760
01:15:58.304 --> 01:15:59.647
How is Vic?
1761
01:15:59.722 --> 01:16:02.692
I don't really know.
I can't get him on the phone.
1762
01:16:03.059 --> 01:16:04.356
(GROANING)
1763
01:16:04.685 --> 01:16:05.937
Well, maybe he's on vacation.
1764
01:16:06.020 --> 01:16:07.863
- Who's that?
- Kershaw.
1765
01:16:08.105 --> 01:16:10.483
Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is.
1766
01:16:13.861 --> 01:16:17.115
PAUL: I've been here before.
And I'm not proud of this.
1767
01:16:20.659 --> 01:16:22.252
(PEOPLE TALKING EXCITEDLY)
1768
01:16:22.328 --> 01:16:23.454
(GLASS CLINKING)
1769
01:16:23.537 --> 01:16:25.039
To my dearest Adrian.
1770
01:16:25.122 --> 01:16:26.465
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1771
01:16:26.540 --> 01:16:28.759
You are my sun,
1772
01:16:28.834 --> 01:16:30.177
my moon,
1773
01:16:30.711 --> 01:16:32.133
my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
1774
01:16:32.213 --> 01:16:33.733
(GUESTS LAUGHING)
- I love that show.
1775
01:16:40.137 --> 01:16:41.514
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1776
01:16:42.598 --> 01:16:43.770
(YELLING)
1777
01:16:43.849 --> 01:16:46.523
GUARD: He got the bag! He got the bag!
1778
01:16:46.602 --> 01:16:48.195
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1779
01:16:48.312 --> 01:16:50.440
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
(HORN BLARING)
1780
01:16:50.940 --> 01:16:52.487
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1781
01:16:53.317 --> 01:16:54.944
(MEN SHOUTING)
1782
01:16:55.027 --> 01:16:56.449
GUARD: Drop the bag! Drop it!
1783
01:16:57.196 --> 01:16:58.493
(PANTING)
1784
01:17:02.660 --> 01:17:03.877
(GRUNTING)
1785
01:17:03.953 --> 01:17:05.296
(ALL LAUGHING)
1786
01:17:05.788 --> 01:17:07.290
My grandfather,
1787
01:17:07.873 --> 01:17:11.047
he said to me,
"Never marry a black man."
1788
01:17:11.252 --> 01:17:13.755
I don't know why.
He thought they were all dodgy.
1789
01:17:14.380 --> 01:17:16.223
But he's dead now.
1790
01:17:16.465 --> 01:17:18.513
From racism. No, it was a cement truck.
1791
01:17:18.592 --> 01:17:20.344
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
1792
01:17:21.887 --> 01:17:23.639
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1793
01:17:24.431 --> 01:17:27.310
Hello. ls the haircut line here?
1794
01:17:27.393 --> 01:17:28.895
I just need a little trim.
1795
01:17:30.104 --> 01:17:32.152
(GRUNTS) Oh, shit.
1796
01:17:33.732 --> 01:17:35.905
(YELLS IN PAIN)
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
1797
01:17:36.402 --> 01:17:37.949
Oh, shit!
1798
01:17:39.405 --> 01:17:40.622
(GROANS)
1799
01:17:41.407 --> 01:17:43.080
(WOMEN MURMURING)
1800
01:17:43.576 --> 01:17:44.793
GUARD 1: He's over here!
1801
01:17:44.869 --> 01:17:45.995
GUARD 2: Come on down here.
1802
01:17:46.078 --> 01:17:47.455
In here, go.
1803
01:17:47.538 --> 01:17:48.630
- Freeze!
(GRUNTS)
1804
01:17:48.706 --> 01:17:50.174
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
1805
01:17:51.458 --> 01:17:53.256
(GRUNTS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1806
01:18:01.427 --> 01:18:02.929
(GUNSHOTS)
1807
01:18:05.681 --> 01:18:07.308
(OFFICERS YELLING)
1808
01:18:08.392 --> 01:18:10.315
PAUL: Well, this plan didn't work.
1809
01:18:10.394 --> 01:18:11.566
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1810
01:18:11.645 --> 01:18:12.817
OFFICER: Cover the back!
1811
01:18:13.814 --> 01:18:15.987
She makes me
the happiest man in the world!
1812
01:18:16.066 --> 01:18:18.114
(GUESTS CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
1813
01:18:19.987 --> 01:18:21.989
PAUL: This plan was just practice.
1814
01:18:22.072 --> 01:18:23.540
(SIRENS WAILING)
1815
01:18:24.700 --> 01:18:26.794
But I had another plan.
1816
01:18:28.787 --> 01:18:32.508
Frank Griga,
the phone-sex douche from the club.
1817
01:18:37.796 --> 01:18:39.469
He wouldn't be as easy as a bank.
1818
01:18:41.634 --> 01:18:42.681
But as it turns out...
1819
01:18:42.760 --> 01:18:43.807
OFFICER: In the water!
1820
01:18:44.094 --> 01:18:45.141
Fire!
1821
01:18:45.262 --> 01:18:46.502
...a bank wasn't all that easy.
1822
01:18:56.315 --> 01:18:57.783
(MUFFLED SHOUT)
1823
01:19:07.868 --> 01:19:09.711
(MUFFLED) Motherfucker!
1824
01:19:11.830 --> 01:19:13.457
(SIREN WAILING)
1825
01:19:15.876 --> 01:19:16.877
Fuck!
1826
01:19:17.044 --> 01:19:18.591
That's all I got.
1827
01:19:19.255 --> 01:19:20.598
What a dick.
1828
01:19:21.715 --> 01:19:23.934
Lugo? (GROANS)
1829
01:19:24.051 --> 01:19:26.304
Hey, Lugo! Goddang it.
1830
01:19:26.845 --> 01:19:27.846
Oh.
1831
01:19:28.055 --> 01:19:29.773
Oh, Danny. Danny?
1832
01:19:30.182 --> 01:19:31.809
- Will you shut the fuck up?
(GROANS)
1833
01:19:32.393 --> 01:19:33.861
Slow down, Paul.
1834
01:19:34.395 --> 01:19:35.487
Did you do something bad?
1835
01:19:35.729 --> 01:19:36.776
Maybe a little.
1836
01:19:36.855 --> 01:19:38.198
You're all fucking green.
1837
01:19:38.357 --> 01:19:40.359
I fucked up! Oh, I've got to sit down.
1838
01:19:41.068 --> 01:19:42.115
(GROANS) Oh!
1839
01:19:42.194 --> 01:19:43.537
(GRUNTING) Dan... Oh!
1840
01:19:44.530 --> 01:19:45.531
Oh!
1841
01:19:45.739 --> 01:19:47.537
They got my toe, Danny!
1842
01:19:47.616 --> 01:19:48.663
- They got my toe.
- Jesus!
1843
01:19:48.742 --> 01:19:52.372
I know, Jesus!
(STAMMERS) You can see the bone.
1844
01:19:52.538 --> 01:19:54.757
Put that fucking thing away now!
1845
01:19:54.832 --> 01:19:55.833
Can they reattach it?
1846
01:19:55.916 --> 01:19:56.997
No, Paul, they can't, okay?
1847
01:19:57.042 --> 01:19:58.339
Because that's gonna bring questions
1848
01:19:58.419 --> 01:19:59.762
and the fucking heat.
1849
01:20:00.045 --> 01:20:01.467
God gave you 10, now you got nine.
1850
01:20:01.547 --> 01:20:02.548
You've got to deal with that, okay?
1851
01:20:02.756 --> 01:20:04.258
Frank Griga.
1852
01:20:04.550 --> 01:20:06.223
He's got millions.
1853
01:20:06.552 --> 01:20:09.396
And we can take it. You know why?
1854
01:20:10.431 --> 01:20:11.648
'Cause we're do-ers.
1855
01:20:11.724 --> 01:20:13.317
I gave you a second chance,
and what did you do?
1856
01:20:13.392 --> 01:20:15.190
You put it right up your fucking nose.
1857
01:20:15.269 --> 01:20:16.612
Oh, no, no, it's not just that!
1858
01:20:16.687 --> 01:20:17.984
(SNIFFING)
1859
01:20:19.064 --> 01:20:20.907
It's a little bit of that.
1860
01:20:22.484 --> 01:20:23.781
DANIEL: You're broke, all right?
1861
01:20:23.861 --> 01:20:25.158
And now you want me
to solve your problems
1862
01:20:25.237 --> 01:20:26.877
by going fucking cowboy
on some porn king?
1863
01:20:26.947 --> 01:20:28.574
Hey, what's going on? What...
1864
01:20:28.657 --> 01:20:30.125
- Why's your head green?
- Yeah.
1865
01:20:31.035 --> 01:20:32.332
PAUL: I made a mistake.
1866
01:20:32.411 --> 01:20:34.379
He blew his whole cut,
now he wants to do another job.
1867
01:20:34.455 --> 01:20:35.456
Is that right?
1868
01:20:36.582 --> 01:20:38.175
Why did you say it like that?
1869
01:20:38.250 --> 01:20:39.877
Because I put
all my money in the house,
1870
01:20:39.960 --> 01:20:41.758
and now I need a procedure.
1871
01:20:41.837 --> 01:20:43.259
A procedure?
1872
01:20:43.339 --> 01:20:44.340
I'm a man who just got married
1873
01:20:44.423 --> 01:20:45.925
and his penis don't work, okay?
1874
01:20:46.091 --> 01:20:47.092
You know what?
1875
01:20:47.176 --> 01:20:49.178
Why don't you glue his toe
onto your balls?
1876
01:20:49.261 --> 01:20:50.433
Everyone wins.
1877
01:20:50.554 --> 01:20:51.897
ED: Did you remember
to get me some bait?
1878
01:20:51.972 --> 01:20:53.770
CISSY: I will not buy worms.
1879
01:20:54.433 --> 01:20:56.106
You're pretty funny.
1880
01:20:56.602 --> 01:20:57.774
(GROANS)
1881
01:20:57.853 --> 01:20:59.105
Your back?
1882
01:20:59.480 --> 01:21:00.697
(GROANS)
1883
01:21:03.400 --> 01:21:05.653
This is from your trip
to the gym, isn't it?
1884
01:21:05.736 --> 01:21:09.366
No, I just want to
lie here and think about the case.
1885
01:21:09.698 --> 01:21:12.247
Why did Miami PD
ignore this man's story?
1886
01:21:12.326 --> 01:21:16.706
His account of what happened
is rather unbelievable,
1887
01:21:16.789 --> 01:21:20.384
and other than that,
he's a hard guy to like.
1888
01:21:20.959 --> 01:21:22.757
(PHONE RINGS)
- Mese.
1889
01:21:22.836 --> 01:21:24.838
Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?
1890
01:21:24.963 --> 01:21:26.590
(CHUCKLES) No, should I?
1891
01:21:26.673 --> 01:21:28.220
Well, I should think so,
1892
01:21:28.300 --> 01:21:29.893
seeing as you apparently watched me
1893
01:21:29.968 --> 01:21:31.515
sign my whole life away
1894
01:21:31.845 --> 01:21:33.688
to some fucking weightlifter!
1895
01:21:36.350 --> 01:21:37.351
WOMAN: - John!
- Mr. Kershaw.
1896
01:21:37.434 --> 01:21:40.153
Oh, so you do remember me.
That's funny
1897
01:21:40.229 --> 01:21:42.778
because I don't remember you.
Which must mean you're a liar.
1898
01:21:42.856 --> 01:21:44.153
Get the fuck out!
1899
01:21:45.401 --> 01:21:46.493
Ah...
1900
01:21:47.277 --> 01:21:48.494
(EXHALES)
1901
01:21:48.737 --> 01:21:51.456
I was under the impression
that you were out of town.
1902
01:21:51.532 --> 01:21:53.910
Oh, yeah,
I never left town, because I didn't have
1903
01:21:53.992 --> 01:21:56.211
any money to leave town with,
1904
01:21:56.286 --> 01:21:57.458
because you fucking stole it!
1905
01:21:57.579 --> 01:22:01.709
Now give me my money back!
1906
01:22:07.881 --> 01:22:08.882
Fuck!
1907
01:22:13.387 --> 01:22:15.640
If that dog pees in the pool, you're fired!
1908
01:22:16.098 --> 01:22:18.100
Hey! Victor Kershaw
just called my office!
1909
01:22:18.517 --> 01:22:19.518
What'd he say?
1910
01:22:24.857 --> 01:22:26.418
You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!
1911
01:22:27.776 --> 01:22:28.948
(GASPS)
1912
01:22:30.028 --> 01:22:31.245
(CHOKING)
1913
01:22:31.321 --> 01:22:32.413
What'd he say, John?
1914
01:22:32.489 --> 01:22:33.490
He wants his stuff back!
1915
01:22:33.574 --> 01:22:34.814
- He wants all of it!
- Shut up!
1916
01:22:34.825 --> 01:22:36.168
Did he forget he gave it to me?
1917
01:22:36.243 --> 01:22:37.369
He wants the whole nut.
1918
01:22:41.582 --> 01:22:43.710
This phone's going to cost you $43.
1919
01:22:49.173 --> 01:22:50.573
...good tonight. Come on, let's go.
1920
01:22:50.591 --> 01:22:51.808
- Give me a whoop-whoop!
ALL: - Whoop-whoop!
1921
01:22:52.050 --> 01:22:54.553
VICTOR:
You talk to your mommy, you bitch?
1922
01:22:55.262 --> 01:22:57.105
Victor, how's it going?
1923
01:22:57.347 --> 01:22:59.270
I feel kind of just like shit, John.
1924
01:22:59.349 --> 01:23:00.692
Watch your language, dude.
1925
01:23:00.893 --> 01:23:03.066
Shut the fuck up!
1926
01:23:03.562 --> 01:23:05.439
No, no, no. No, not you.
Not you. I'm so sorry.
1927
01:23:05.522 --> 01:23:06.819
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!
1928
01:23:06.899 --> 01:23:08.776
You got the worst karma ever!
1929
01:23:08.859 --> 01:23:11.829
Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?
1930
01:23:11.904 --> 01:23:14.304
Let me swing by there
and make it right. What's your address?
1931
01:23:14.364 --> 01:23:15.661
You got a pencil?
1932
01:23:15.741 --> 01:23:17.835
I'm at 143 Fuck You Avenue
1933
01:23:17.910 --> 01:23:19.503
on the corner of Blow Me and Die.
1934
01:23:19.578 --> 01:23:20.921
(STRAINING)
1935
01:23:23.248 --> 01:23:24.670
Listen, tell me where you are
1936
01:23:24.750 --> 01:23:26.377
and I'll bring by the forms
for you to sign.
1937
01:23:26.460 --> 01:23:28.963
It'll be all legit. It'll make this right.
1938
01:23:29.046 --> 01:23:31.515
These fucking guys hustled me
like they hustled you!
1939
01:23:31.590 --> 01:23:32.682
I am furious!
1940
01:23:32.758 --> 01:23:33.884
Now where are you?
1941
01:23:33.967 --> 01:23:35.765
I'm at your house, John,
fucking your wife.
1942
01:23:35.928 --> 01:23:38.272
I'm not telling you where I am, John!
1943
01:23:38.347 --> 01:23:40.099
I'll call you later to set a meet.
1944
01:23:41.266 --> 01:23:42.939
That went like shit.
1945
01:23:43.810 --> 01:23:46.108
- What do we do now?
- Star 69 him.
1946
01:23:46.480 --> 01:23:48.653
You want me to have sex with him?
1947
01:23:48.857 --> 01:23:52.077
Press the star key,
press the six and press the nine!
1948
01:23:52.152 --> 01:23:53.574
(PHONE RINGS)
1949
01:23:54.988 --> 01:23:56.831
Seven Seas Motel.
1950
01:23:56.907 --> 01:23:57.999
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
1951
01:23:59.326 --> 01:24:00.578
How did you do that?
1952
01:24:02.037 --> 01:24:03.835
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1953
01:24:13.924 --> 01:24:15.096
Fuck!
1954
01:24:18.178 --> 01:24:19.725
What's with you clowns?
1955
01:24:19.805 --> 01:24:22.604
What the... Hey,
snatch that Cabbage Patch!
1956
01:24:23.809 --> 01:24:25.152
(GRUNTING)
1957
01:24:28.939 --> 01:24:30.361
All right, here's the deal, little fella,
1958
01:24:30.440 --> 01:24:32.320
I'm gonna head-butt you
and knock you out, okay?
1959
01:24:32.526 --> 01:24:34.824
Well, if he's not there,
then I don't know where he is.
1960
01:24:34.903 --> 01:24:37.247
The only guy he talks to is
the guy who pays for his room.
1961
01:24:37.322 --> 01:24:38.323
What guy?
1962
01:24:38.615 --> 01:24:40.788
Sorry. Classified information.
1963
01:24:41.326 --> 01:24:42.999
No peeking through the hole!
1964
01:24:44.162 --> 01:24:45.914
I recently got married
1965
01:24:45.998 --> 01:24:48.092
and I was looking
for a place to have a honeymoon.
1966
01:24:48.166 --> 01:24:49.886
I was hoping maybe
you could show me around.
1967
01:24:50.544 --> 01:24:52.763
Why would you
want to have your honeymoon here?
1968
01:24:52.838 --> 01:24:54.306
Oh, this place has
a lot of fond memories for me.
1969
01:24:54.381 --> 01:24:56.930
The very first time
I bashed a man's skull in was here
1970
01:24:57.009 --> 01:24:58.602
and it was a mess!
1971
01:24:58.677 --> 01:25:01.521
But that bat was aluminum.
I've switched to wood.
1972
01:25:01.597 --> 01:25:03.270
So you should
get your ass out here right now
1973
01:25:03.348 --> 01:25:05.521
or I'll bash your brains all over that wall
1974
01:25:05.601 --> 01:25:06.978
with one fucking swing!
1975
01:25:07.060 --> 01:25:08.562
Okay, sure.
1976
01:25:10.814 --> 01:25:12.282
Let me show you the pool.
1977
01:25:16.862 --> 01:25:18.614
DANIEL: Holy shit. It's my client.
1978
01:25:20.365 --> 01:25:22.618
I told him I was gonna give him
a fucking body like mine!
1979
01:25:22.701 --> 01:25:24.578
- Unreal.
- What a fucking cocksuck.
1980
01:25:24.661 --> 01:25:25.662
ADRIAN: I can't wait to go in his house.
1981
01:25:25.746 --> 01:25:27.786
I'm gonna shit in his bathroom.
That's what I'ma do.
1982
01:25:29.708 --> 01:25:32.086
ED: It takes a little finesse
to tell the Chief of Police
1983
01:25:32.169 --> 01:25:34.592
that his guys missed something big.
1984
01:25:36.214 --> 01:25:39.388
His story's true.
Your guys went to sleep on it.
1985
01:25:39.468 --> 01:25:41.562
Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed.
1986
01:25:41.637 --> 01:25:42.729
I'll take a look at what you got,
1987
01:25:42.804 --> 01:25:44.727
but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.
1988
01:25:44.806 --> 01:25:45.978
George, I got a trunk full of evidence.
1989
01:25:46.058 --> 01:25:47.901
Believe me, it's a starter.
1990
01:25:48.143 --> 01:25:49.744
OFFICER: (OVER RADIO)
Hands up! Hands up!
1991
01:25:49.895 --> 01:25:52.739
A Colombian plus torture
equals bad news, Ed,
1992
01:25:52.814 --> 01:25:54.657
at 5230, 6200 and 11100,
1993
01:25:54.733 --> 01:25:56.373
for however many nights
it takes Channel 4
1994
01:25:56.401 --> 01:25:57.823
to make me look like
I'm kind of Uncle Juan
1995
01:25:57.903 --> 01:25:59.075
defending the rights of drug dealers.
1996
01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:01.828
Drug dealer?
The guy sold submarine sandwiches.
1997
01:26:01.907 --> 01:26:04.160
And Pablo Escobar
was a florist. Come on.
1998
01:26:04.242 --> 01:26:05.494
Ed, you know this.
1999
01:26:05.577 --> 01:26:07.420
Anything below the Keys
is like a boil on my ass.
2000
01:26:07.496 --> 01:26:08.497
These guys are still out there
2001
01:26:08.580 --> 01:26:09.627
and they're gonna get hungry again.
2002
01:26:09.706 --> 01:26:11.003
You should get on it.
2003
01:26:12.000 --> 01:26:14.298
DANIEL:
Trust between a trainer and his client
2004
01:26:14.378 --> 01:26:16.018
is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.
2005
01:26:16.088 --> 01:26:18.716
To betray that is
to betray everything I believe in
2006
01:26:18.799 --> 01:26:21.018
regarding fitness and America.
2007
01:26:26.306 --> 01:26:27.307
DANIEL: Hey!
2008
01:26:27.474 --> 01:26:28.691
There's a white lady in there
2009
01:26:28.767 --> 01:26:30.519
making a really nice cherry pie.
2010
01:26:30.602 --> 01:26:32.195
I love cherry pies.
2011
01:26:37.275 --> 01:26:38.276
Cops.
2012
01:26:38.360 --> 01:26:39.703
What? Why are the police here?
2013
01:26:39.778 --> 01:26:41.451
Somebody called them
on a black guy in their yard!
2014
01:26:41.530 --> 01:26:42.622
What do you think they're doing here?
2015
01:26:42.698 --> 01:26:43.824
- Now what?
- Well, we can either
2016
01:26:43.907 --> 01:26:45.659
walk out front or
we can jump in the fucking water.
2017
01:26:45.742 --> 01:26:46.743
I can't swim!
2018
01:26:46.827 --> 01:26:48.829
Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.
2019
01:26:56.253 --> 01:26:57.755
All right. Come on, come on!
2020
01:26:59.881 --> 01:27:02.634
ADRIAN: Mission abort,
mission abort, mission abort!
2021
01:27:03.385 --> 01:27:05.058
CISSY: How's your back?
2022
01:27:05.137 --> 01:27:06.980
The old back's fine.
2023
01:27:07.514 --> 01:27:09.107
Car wouldn't start, though.
2024
01:27:09.182 --> 01:27:11.605
You've got to get rid of that,
it's an old-man car.
2025
01:27:12.811 --> 01:27:14.734
So Mr. Kershaw called.
2026
01:27:14.813 --> 01:27:16.907
He said, "This is how you protect me,"
2027
01:27:16.982 --> 01:27:18.404
"you pussy son of a bitch?"
2028
01:27:18.483 --> 01:27:20.360
"Fucking thugs come to murder me"
2029
01:27:20.444 --> 01:27:21.946
"and where the fuck are you?"
2030
01:27:22.028 --> 01:27:23.701
And then he left an address.
2031
01:27:25.198 --> 01:27:26.745
ED: Victor!
2032
01:27:26.825 --> 01:27:29.624
Never call bad guys!
2033
01:27:31.163 --> 01:27:33.004
Especially the ones
who are trying to kill you!
2034
01:27:33.331 --> 01:27:36.005
You're gonna give me shit
about that right now?
2035
01:27:36.126 --> 01:27:38.754
I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.
2036
01:27:39.171 --> 01:27:40.423
ED: Would you pass me a roll, please?
2037
01:27:40.505 --> 01:27:41.506
CISSY: Sure.
2038
01:27:41.590 --> 01:27:43.843
You have some tiny trees.
2039
01:27:43.925 --> 01:27:45.518
That's sort of my hobby.
2040
01:27:45.677 --> 01:27:46.678
Oh.
2041
01:27:48.221 --> 01:27:49.723
Oh! Shit!
2042
01:27:49.848 --> 01:27:50.849
Here, let me help you.
2043
01:27:50.932 --> 01:27:54.027
(STAMMERING)
No, I can do it. I can do it.
2044
01:27:55.687 --> 01:27:56.688
ED: Come on, let me help.
2045
01:27:56.813 --> 01:27:57.905
(STAMMERING) I...
2046
01:27:58.023 --> 01:27:59.149
(QUIETLY) Ed;
2047
01:27:59.232 --> 01:28:00.859
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
2048
01:28:04.362 --> 01:28:05.830
- Mmm!
- There you go.
2049
01:28:08.366 --> 01:28:10.209
Every man needs to fight for his dignity.
2050
01:28:14.873 --> 01:28:16.375
I have a boat.
2051
01:28:20.086 --> 01:28:21.679
(VOICE BREAKING) I have a boat.
2052
01:28:22.547 --> 01:28:24.015
Sure you do.
2053
01:28:24.591 --> 01:28:28.971
Don't don't, do do,
nut up and be like Wu.
2054
01:28:29.054 --> 01:28:31.102
DANIEL: I was so sick of Jonny Wu.
2055
01:28:31.181 --> 01:28:32.808
If I had learned anything
these past few months
2056
01:28:32.891 --> 01:28:34.768
besides what a fucking notary does,
2057
01:28:34.851 --> 01:28:36.524
it's that if you don't
pay attention to details,
2058
01:28:36.603 --> 01:28:38.276
they can come up
and bite you in the ass.
2059
01:28:38.355 --> 01:28:40.733
Or worse, they hire detectives.
2060
01:28:46.071 --> 01:28:49.496
Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit.
And this nice house.
2061
01:28:49.574 --> 01:28:51.668
But I'm not going backwards.
2062
01:28:51.743 --> 01:28:54.462
So the three-finger plan
just needs another finger.
2063
01:28:54.538 --> 01:28:55.755
So, what?
2064
01:28:55.831 --> 01:28:58.675
Hey, Paul, it's me.
I want you to pick up Adrian.
2065
01:28:58.750 --> 01:29:00.150
We're gonna move on your porn king.
2066
01:29:08.677 --> 01:29:09.769
Dibs.
2067
01:29:14.975 --> 01:29:16.022
DANIEL: How are you, sir?
2068
01:29:16.101 --> 01:29:17.353
- Good. How you doing?
- Excellent.
2069
01:29:17.435 --> 01:29:19.278
FRANK: Yeah. Shut the door, please.
2070
01:29:20.772 --> 01:29:23.321
Now, come on, let's do
the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.
2071
01:29:23.525 --> 01:29:24.697
DANIEL: Next.
2072
01:29:25.110 --> 01:29:28.660
India alone has a billion people
as of the last census.
2073
01:29:28.822 --> 01:29:31.041
One billion people, two billion ears.
2074
01:29:31.116 --> 01:29:34.040
And until now,
AT&T has had a lock on all of them.
2075
01:29:34.286 --> 01:29:35.486
Take a look at our flow chart.
2076
01:29:37.372 --> 01:29:38.999
See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian.
2077
01:29:39.082 --> 01:29:40.049
We're not going after them.
2078
01:29:40.125 --> 01:29:41.645
We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.
2079
01:29:42.460 --> 01:29:43.757
Those are Japanese.
2080
01:29:44.462 --> 01:29:46.009
That's phase two.
2081
01:29:46.089 --> 01:29:48.183
We're going multi-continental
on this thing, okay.
2082
01:29:48.258 --> 01:29:50.386
This is a huge organization.
2083
01:29:50.468 --> 01:29:51.594
ADRIAN: Sorry, boss.
2084
01:29:51.678 --> 01:29:53.180
- Wedding pictures, sorry.
- Ugh, you're killing me.
2085
01:29:53.471 --> 01:29:54.723
Here we go.
2086
01:29:54.806 --> 01:29:56.558
DANIEL: Percentage of Indian
telecommunication market.
2087
01:29:56.641 --> 01:29:59.815
We own it, we guarantee it.
You're in ground-floor entry.
2088
01:29:59.895 --> 01:30:01.647
Boom, skyrocket. Next.
2089
01:30:01.897 --> 01:30:02.989
Frankie!
2090
01:30:03.148 --> 01:30:04.570
Chopin, stop!
2091
01:30:04.649 --> 01:30:05.901
(GROWLING)
2092
01:30:06.234 --> 01:30:07.235
Ow!
2093
01:30:07.444 --> 01:30:10.323
Come here. Meet my friends.
Show them your tits.
2094
01:30:10.488 --> 01:30:11.705
Look, you like them?
2095
01:30:12.115 --> 01:30:13.116
Huh?
2096
01:30:13.283 --> 01:30:16.207
I had the doctor put in an extra 500 cc's.
2097
01:30:16.578 --> 01:30:18.421
- Like Jell-O.
- They're new.
2098
01:30:18.496 --> 01:30:19.839
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
2099
01:30:20.040 --> 01:30:21.132
Impressive. Are you in?
2100
01:30:21.207 --> 01:30:22.629
Do they have phone sex in India?
2101
01:30:22.709 --> 01:30:25.087
Because she's the best dirty talker
in the business.
2102
01:30:25.170 --> 01:30:26.717
Come on, give us a few moans.
2103
01:30:26.796 --> 01:30:28.764
(MOANING)
- Come on, that's it.
2104
01:30:29.466 --> 01:30:30.513
Nice.
2105
01:30:30.592 --> 01:30:32.936
All right, so what's
the minimum investment?
2106
01:30:33.845 --> 01:30:35.188
500,000.
2107
01:30:36.139 --> 01:30:38.608
- Isn't he your limo driver?
- And partner.
2108
01:30:38.683 --> 01:30:39.684
He is a full-fledged partner.
2109
01:30:39.768 --> 01:30:41.645
- Did I meet you at the...
- You did.
2110
01:30:41.728 --> 01:30:43.605
- You're the Jesus guy.
- I am.
2111
01:30:43.688 --> 01:30:45.031
(CHUCKLES)
2112
01:30:46.691 --> 01:30:49.160
What's the maximum investment?
2113
01:30:50.737 --> 01:30:52.614
DANIEL: Some people wouldn't try it again.
2114
01:30:52.697 --> 01:30:54.620
Some people would say
quit while you're ahead.
2115
01:30:55.158 --> 01:30:57.331
Well, some people are pussies.
2116
01:30:57.410 --> 01:30:59.253
Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.
2117
01:30:59.329 --> 01:31:00.421
They take it on the chin,
2118
01:31:00.497 --> 01:31:02.795
learn from their mistakes,
double down and do it.
2119
01:31:03.291 --> 01:31:06.010
Our plan was solid.
Our skills were cutting edge.
2120
01:31:06.086 --> 01:31:09.431
We just needed to put ourselves
in a position to succeed.
2121
01:31:09.714 --> 01:31:11.387
And that position was Adrian's house.
2122
01:31:14.719 --> 01:31:16.141
You guys look so sweet.
2123
01:31:16.638 --> 01:31:17.810
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
2124
01:31:18.306 --> 01:31:19.307
Where's your wife now?
2125
01:31:19.683 --> 01:31:21.230
ADRIAN:
She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.
2126
01:31:21.559 --> 01:31:22.560
You look nice.
2127
01:31:22.644 --> 01:31:24.817
Thanks, man.
She's a big girl, you can't handle it.
2128
01:31:24.896 --> 01:31:27.649
- Hey, you know what we need?
KRISZTINA: - Mmm?
2129
01:31:27.732 --> 01:31:28.904
Some music! Right?
2130
01:31:28.984 --> 01:31:29.985
So what do you think,
we go in the other room
2131
01:31:30.068 --> 01:31:31.786
- and talk a little business?
- Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
2132
01:31:31.861 --> 01:31:33.454
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)
2133
01:31:33.530 --> 01:31:35.157
ADRIAN: Let's get this party started!
2134
01:31:35.240 --> 01:31:37.083
Best song ever!
2135
01:31:37.242 --> 01:31:38.835
Show them how you can
shake it up, baby.
2136
01:31:38.910 --> 01:31:40.833
- Oh-oh!
- Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.
2137
01:31:40.912 --> 01:31:42.914
Okay. The hands will be on the ass!
2138
01:31:42.998 --> 01:31:44.295
- I'm coming for you.
- Come on, baby.
2139
01:31:44.374 --> 01:31:45.500
Give me that thing.
2140
01:31:45.625 --> 01:31:47.218
Oh... Oh... Oh!
2141
01:31:47.919 --> 01:31:50.297
So, I ran your numbers
past my accountant
2142
01:31:50.380 --> 01:31:52.803
and it looks like
blue skies and clear sailing.
2143
01:31:52.882 --> 01:31:54.600
DANIEL: Fantastic.
I've got the contracts right here.
2144
01:31:54.676 --> 01:31:56.599
Oh, God, that is nasty.
2145
01:31:57.095 --> 01:31:58.813
For who's ever gonna do the investing.
2146
01:31:58.888 --> 01:32:00.808
- I got an eggroll for you, baby.
- Yeah, you do!
2147
01:32:01.016 --> 01:32:02.233
(ADRIAN VOCALIZES)
2148
01:32:02.308 --> 01:32:03.400
(BOTH SCREECHING)
2149
01:32:04.102 --> 01:32:06.821
Frank, I don't think
I'm following you right now.
2150
01:32:07.063 --> 01:32:08.781
I want to meet directly with the board.
2151
01:32:08.857 --> 01:32:10.234
I mean, no offense, Daniel,
2152
01:32:10.316 --> 01:32:12.990
but your skill set
doesn't put my mind at ease.
2153
01:32:13.194 --> 01:32:14.946
(ADRIAN AND KRISZTINA
WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
2154
01:32:17.574 --> 01:32:20.373
- I want to see you dance!
- Come on, Paul!
2155
01:32:20.452 --> 01:32:21.419
I don't dance,
2156
01:32:21.494 --> 01:32:23.371
but I got something
much better than dancing.
2157
01:32:23.455 --> 01:32:25.048
Yeah!
2158
01:32:28.793 --> 01:32:30.841
Whoo! Come on, baby!
2159
01:32:31.963 --> 01:32:34.933
Okay. So what exactly
is my skill set then, Frank?
2160
01:32:35.008 --> 01:32:36.351
Please, tell me.
2161
01:32:36.426 --> 01:32:39.600
I was being polite. Look, Daniel,
2162
01:32:39.679 --> 01:32:41.101
you seem like a really good guy, okay?
2163
01:32:41.181 --> 01:32:42.558
We could totally hang out, okay?
2164
01:32:42.640 --> 01:32:44.517
We can go chase
some gash, you know?
2165
01:32:44.601 --> 01:32:45.648
But, uh, frankly,
2166
01:32:45.727 --> 01:32:47.855
I'm not comfortable
with you having a say in my money.
2167
01:32:47.937 --> 01:32:49.457
So you stand here in my friend's house
2168
01:32:49.522 --> 01:32:51.399
and you tell me you don't trust me?
2169
01:32:51.483 --> 01:32:52.484
You know what? You're right.
2170
01:32:52.567 --> 01:32:54.569
Maybe this isn't the place
to discuss this.
2171
01:32:54.652 --> 01:32:57.451
What? You want to go
over my head to the board?
2172
01:32:58.907 --> 01:33:00.580
Hey, look, Daniel,
2173
01:33:00.658 --> 01:33:02.501
you know a little something
about the business world,
2174
01:33:02.577 --> 01:33:04.329
but not nearly as much as you think.
2175
01:33:04.746 --> 01:33:06.786
I mean, some of the things you say
are just comical.
2176
01:33:06.873 --> 01:33:08.273
I don't think you're a hard worker.
2177
01:33:09.167 --> 01:33:10.714
I'm not saying you're a fucking moron,
2178
01:33:10.794 --> 01:33:13.422
but this is a complicated venture, okay?
2179
01:33:13.505 --> 01:33:15.178
It takes professionals. You guys,
2180
01:33:15.256 --> 01:33:16.656
you're a bunch of fucking amateurs.
2181
01:33:17.509 --> 01:33:18.601
Motherfucker!
2182
01:33:18.676 --> 01:33:20.678
Nobody calls me a fucking amateur!
2183
01:33:21.179 --> 01:33:23.056
Do you know who you're fucking with?
2184
01:33:23.181 --> 01:33:24.683
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2185
01:33:24.849 --> 01:33:26.226
(GLASS BREAKING)
2186
01:33:26.309 --> 01:33:28.607
- Come on! Sixty-one!
- Frank?
2187
01:33:28.686 --> 01:33:32.031
Sixty-two! Sixty-three!
Come on, push it, baby!
2188
01:33:32.148 --> 01:33:33.445
- Where's Frank?
- Sixty-four!
2189
01:33:33.525 --> 01:33:34.947
- Where the fuck is Frank?
- Look at this!
2190
01:33:35.026 --> 01:33:36.118
KRISZTINA: Frank!
2191
01:33:36.194 --> 01:33:38.196
ADRIAN: Sixty-five! Look, 66!
2192
01:33:38.530 --> 01:33:40.123
DANIEL: No one calls me an amateur!
2193
01:33:40.198 --> 01:33:41.199
No one calls me a fucking amateur!
2194
01:33:41.282 --> 01:33:42.625
FRANK: Jesus Christ.
You could have fucking killed me!
2195
01:33:42.700 --> 01:33:44.498
You fucking could have
killed me, you cunt!
2196
01:33:44.577 --> 01:33:45.954
You fucking motherfucker!
2197
01:33:46.037 --> 01:33:47.289
(GRUNTS)
2198
01:33:48.373 --> 01:33:50.876
No one calls me
a fucking amateur! No one!
2199
01:33:51.417 --> 01:33:54.637
Because I work hard!
I do work fucking hard!
2200
01:33:54.712 --> 01:33:55.884
(FRANK GURGLES)
2201
01:33:55.964 --> 01:33:57.716
I fucking work!
2202
01:34:00.009 --> 01:34:01.352
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2203
01:34:01.427 --> 01:34:03.680
No! Oh, God. Please, no!
2204
01:34:11.229 --> 01:34:14.483
Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!
2205
01:34:14.566 --> 01:34:16.819
- I'm going for 80!
- Give me five more, baby!
2206
01:34:16.901 --> 01:34:18.323
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
2207
01:34:18.403 --> 01:34:20.155
That's a new house record!
2208
01:34:20.697 --> 01:34:21.994
KRISZTINA: Frank!
2209
01:34:22.073 --> 01:34:23.290
ADRIAN: Look at this!
Go, push it! Fucking push it!
2210
01:34:23.575 --> 01:34:25.077
(BOTH CHEERING)
2211
01:34:25.869 --> 01:34:27.542
- Frank?
- Yeah, baby!
2212
01:34:27.829 --> 01:34:29.706
(ADRIAN AND PAUL
CONTINUE CHEERING)
2213
01:34:29.831 --> 01:34:31.583
(SCREAMING)
2214
01:34:32.709 --> 01:34:34.928
- What did you do?
- It was an accident.
2215
01:34:35.003 --> 01:34:37.381
Jesus fucking Christ!
2216
01:34:37.463 --> 01:34:39.511
He fell!
The thing just hit him in the head
2217
01:34:39.591 --> 01:34:40.683
when he fell down.
2218
01:34:40.758 --> 01:34:42.101
- You fucking cocksucker!
- No, no, please, don't!
2219
01:34:42.427 --> 01:34:44.020
(KRISZTINA YELLING)
2220
01:34:44.512 --> 01:34:45.980
(SCREAMING) No!
2221
01:34:46.055 --> 01:34:47.523
Grab that fucking crazy bitch!
2222
01:34:47.599 --> 01:34:50.193
- Oh, what the fuck... What happened?
- It was an accident!
2223
01:34:50.268 --> 01:34:51.315
You were supposed to talk to him!
2224
01:34:51.519 --> 01:34:54.068
- Take her, Paul! Take her!
DANIEL: - I was talking to him!
2225
01:34:55.190 --> 01:34:56.487
PAULI (STAMMERING) Is he dead?
2226
01:34:56.566 --> 01:34:59.006
You see how those weights
are flush flat on the fucking floor?
2227
01:34:59.068 --> 01:35:01.491
Well, they shouldn't be, because there's
a fucking head in between them.
2228
01:35:01.613 --> 01:35:03.786
PAUL: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
2229
01:35:03.990 --> 01:35:05.958
- Ow! She's biting me!
DANIEL: - Keep her fucking quiet!
2230
01:35:06.034 --> 01:35:08.082
Roll her over! Show me her ass!
2231
01:35:08.161 --> 01:35:10.209
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- I got upset and...
2232
01:35:12.248 --> 01:35:14.342
He called me a fucking amateur!
2233
01:35:14.459 --> 01:35:15.711
(MUMBLING)
2234
01:35:15.793 --> 01:35:17.591
And you fucking hit him with a weight?
2235
01:35:17.670 --> 01:35:18.887
DANIEL: He said
he was going to sign the papers,
2236
01:35:18.963 --> 01:35:20.089
then he wouldn't sign, then he got upset
2237
01:35:20.173 --> 01:35:21.174
and he said he wanted to see the board,
2238
01:35:21.257 --> 01:35:22.258
then I said no,
he couldn't see the board,
2239
01:35:22.342 --> 01:35:23.389
"I don't want you to see the board."
2240
01:35:23.468 --> 01:35:24.469
"Why'd you call me an amateur?"
2241
01:35:24.552 --> 01:35:25.974
Then he got upset,
then he fucking said something else
2242
01:35:26.054 --> 01:35:27.055
and I got upset and he fucking fell.
2243
01:35:27.138 --> 01:35:28.355
I think he fell
orl pushed him or something.
2244
01:35:28.431 --> 01:35:30.308
ADRIAN: Then you killed him!
2245
01:35:30.433 --> 01:35:31.559
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2246
01:35:31.643 --> 01:35:32.940
What did you do to her?
2247
01:35:33.019 --> 01:35:34.942
ADRIAN: I gave her a horse tranquilizer.
2248
01:35:35.021 --> 01:35:36.147
(THUDS)
2249
01:35:36.231 --> 01:35:37.323
Oh, shit.
2250
01:35:37.857 --> 01:35:38.983
She'll be fine.
2251
01:35:43.446 --> 01:35:46.620
33, 19, 22. That's
the safe combination, right?
2252
01:35:46.699 --> 01:35:47.916
(KRISZTINA MUMBLING)
2253
01:35:47.992 --> 01:35:49.335
Is that Yugoslavian?
2254
01:35:49.869 --> 01:35:51.997
Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?
2255
01:35:52.914 --> 01:35:54.416
- Seventeen.
- All right, no, no.
2256
01:35:54.499 --> 01:35:56.376
33, 19, 22.
2257
01:35:56.459 --> 01:35:59.383
Okay, this is now a salvage op! Let's go!
2258
01:35:59.671 --> 01:36:00.672
What does that even mean?
2259
01:36:00.755 --> 01:36:02.803
DANIEL: It means
I'm getting that car and stuff in the safe.
2260
01:36:02.882 --> 01:36:03.883
Oh, shit.
2261
01:36:04.842 --> 01:36:05.843
Oh!
2262
01:36:06.427 --> 01:36:07.644
This is so bad.
2263
01:36:07.845 --> 01:36:09.688
All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?
2264
01:36:10.056 --> 01:36:11.103
And stay by the phone.
2265
01:36:11.182 --> 01:36:12.604
Make sure the sperm mogul's
on ice until I get back.
2266
01:36:12.684 --> 01:36:15.244
- What do you mean "on ice"?
- In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay!
2267
01:36:15.395 --> 01:36:16.817
Hey, when does Robin get home?
2268
01:36:16.896 --> 01:36:18.614
Her shift's over at noon.
2269
01:36:18.690 --> 01:36:19.737
- Okay, great.
(GROANS)
2270
01:36:19.816 --> 01:36:21.944
Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump.
2271
01:36:22.026 --> 01:36:23.699
PAUL: Yeah, take a moment.
2272
01:36:23.861 --> 01:36:25.363
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2273
01:36:26.739 --> 01:36:28.662
That's it. That's good.
2274
01:36:30.243 --> 01:36:31.290
Listen, Danny,
2275
01:36:31.369 --> 01:36:33.838
I know what it's like to
think you killed somebody.
2276
01:36:33.913 --> 01:36:36.132
And it hurts.
2277
01:36:37.542 --> 01:36:39.169
I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...
2278
01:36:39.252 --> 01:36:40.253
That's it, get it.
2279
01:36:40.336 --> 01:36:42.134
Jesus, devil,
swirling all up in your head.
2280
01:36:42.213 --> 01:36:44.181
I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived.
2281
01:36:44.424 --> 01:36:45.926
So you must really feel like shit.
2282
01:36:47.635 --> 01:36:48.727
You're right, Paul.
2283
01:36:49.012 --> 01:36:51.106
Let's just hope
Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?
2284
01:36:51.180 --> 01:36:52.181
Oh, He is.
2285
01:36:52.265 --> 01:36:53.985
DANIEL:
Adrian, do something about this rug.
2286
01:36:54.017 --> 01:36:55.143
Look, just say the dog did it, okay?
2287
01:36:55.226 --> 01:36:56.398
Everything else
will be gone before Robin...
2288
01:36:56.477 --> 01:36:57.979
Looks like he killed the dog.
2289
01:36:58.062 --> 01:36:59.359
Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek.
2290
01:36:59.439 --> 01:37:00.531
Let's go, Paul, come on.
2291
01:37:00.606 --> 01:37:01.687
PAUL: Hang in there, buddy.
2292
01:37:01.691 --> 01:37:03.068
ADRIAN: Bro, you better hurry up, man!
2293
01:37:03.151 --> 01:37:04.403
DANIEL: We'll be back!
2294
01:37:04.485 --> 01:37:05.862
Where is my dog, bro?
2295
01:37:11.492 --> 01:37:13.165
I see it. I see the emotion,
2296
01:37:13.244 --> 01:37:14.370
and I see all that Satan shit swirling.
2297
01:37:14.454 --> 01:37:16.752
I don't need your shit
right now, okay? Please.
2298
01:37:17.081 --> 01:37:20.005
I say it because I care.
I'm just trying to be a friend.
2299
01:37:24.172 --> 01:37:25.640
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2300
01:37:27.175 --> 01:37:28.597
(KRISZTINA MUMBLING)
2301
01:37:29.093 --> 01:37:30.891
ADRIAN: Be calm.
2302
01:37:43.733 --> 01:37:44.825
Holy shit.
2303
01:37:45.777 --> 01:37:47.279
Holy Moses.
2304
01:37:47.612 --> 01:37:50.331
- You're a fucking genius. You did it!
(LAUGHS)
2305
01:37:50.406 --> 01:37:52.283
I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?
2306
01:37:52.825 --> 01:37:54.077
Look at the size of this thing!
2307
01:37:54.160 --> 01:37:55.833
It's like a fucking treasure chest!
2308
01:38:00.124 --> 01:38:02.218
Come on, baby. Come on.
2309
01:38:02.293 --> 01:38:05.342
33... 19... 22...
2310
01:38:06.798 --> 01:38:07.890
Shit!
2311
01:38:08.299 --> 01:38:09.346
Come on!
2312
01:38:09.425 --> 01:38:10.642
33...
2313
01:38:11.177 --> 01:38:12.303
19...
2314
01:38:13.304 --> 01:38:14.521
22...
2315
01:38:17.642 --> 01:38:20.521
- You fucked this up!
- This is not my fault!
2316
01:38:20.812 --> 01:38:21.904
Oh, man.
2317
01:38:22.105 --> 01:38:25.609
- What's the combo?
- 32, 19, 22!
2318
01:38:26.901 --> 01:38:28.369
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
2319
01:38:29.654 --> 01:38:30.906
Yo, DL, where you at, man?
2320
01:38:30.988 --> 01:38:33.308
Put the Yugoslav on the phone.
I need the right safe combo.
2321
01:38:33.908 --> 01:38:34.955
No, you got to get back here, man.
2322
01:38:35.034 --> 01:38:36.411
Robin's going to be home
in a few hours.
2323
01:38:36.494 --> 01:38:37.461
She gets off at noon.
2324
01:38:37.537 --> 01:38:39.505
No, I think they gave me
the wrong fucking number!
2325
01:38:39.580 --> 01:38:41.423
KRISZTINA: - Frank?
- No, she... Shit.
2326
01:38:41.666 --> 01:38:43.168
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2327
01:38:44.210 --> 01:38:45.382
Hello?
2328
01:38:45.503 --> 01:38:47.471
You wrote it down wrong.
2329
01:38:49.215 --> 01:38:51.593
You gonna try to get away? Huh?
2330
01:38:51.801 --> 01:38:53.098
- There's some more!
(GASPS)
2331
01:38:53.177 --> 01:38:55.475
Now, come on, get up.
My wife's coming home.
2332
01:38:55.721 --> 01:38:57.439
See you in the living room.
2333
01:38:58.891 --> 01:39:00.268
(PHONE RINGING)
2334
01:39:00.351 --> 01:39:01.944
Stop drinking!
You've got to write the code down now.
2335
01:39:02.019 --> 01:39:03.487
PAUL: - I'm ready.
- All right, what's the safe combo?
2336
01:39:03.563 --> 01:39:04.884
Put the phone where she can hear.
2337
01:39:09.735 --> 01:39:10.987
She can't hear nothing, man.
2338
01:39:11.070 --> 01:39:12.071
What's the problem?
2339
01:39:12.155 --> 01:39:14.123
The bitch is cold, bro.
2340
01:39:14.449 --> 01:39:15.621
What? No.
2341
01:39:15.908 --> 01:39:18.411
Her soul has left her body.
2342
01:39:18.661 --> 01:39:20.254
Tell me it's not fucking true, now!
2343
01:39:20.329 --> 01:39:22.002
I mean, you told me to give
her some more tranquilizer,
2344
01:39:22.081 --> 01:39:23.082
and I did, and I gave her two shots,
2345
01:39:23.166 --> 01:39:24.133
and I think I gave her too much,
2346
01:39:24.208 --> 01:39:25.255
'cause now she's not fucking breathing.
2347
01:39:25.334 --> 01:39:26.551
We were dancing
and having such a good time
2348
01:39:26.669 --> 01:39:28.671
and I was smacking her ass
and now she's fucking dead!
2349
01:39:28.754 --> 01:39:30.051
And you're not here, bro!
2350
01:39:30.923 --> 01:39:32.766
No. No! Not...
2351
01:39:33.968 --> 01:39:35.641
Did you get the code?
2352
01:39:35.720 --> 01:39:36.972
No! No! No!
2353
01:39:37.054 --> 01:39:38.397
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2354
01:39:40.892 --> 01:39:42.109
This isn't happening.
2355
01:39:42.727 --> 01:39:44.070
This is not happening.
2356
01:39:44.145 --> 01:39:45.647
Jonny Wu says
it's all about seeing the humor
2357
01:39:45.730 --> 01:39:49.200
in the chaos, right? Right?
Come on! Let's bolt!
2358
01:39:49.275 --> 01:39:50.618
You didn't get the code?
2359
01:39:50.902 --> 01:39:52.199
Let's go, we got shit to do.
2360
01:39:52.278 --> 01:39:53.495
Tell me the code. I'm ready.
2361
01:39:53.571 --> 01:39:55.369
Come on. We don't
have the code. Put this on.
2362
01:39:58.284 --> 01:40:00.833
Yeah, I got the Lambo.
Hey, you want that dog?
2363
01:40:00.912 --> 01:40:03.256
That Yorkshire's
about $1,250 if it's a purebred.
2364
01:40:03.331 --> 01:40:04.378
Hey.
2365
01:40:04.457 --> 01:40:05.800
Shit, we've got to get
something for the bodies.
2366
01:40:05.875 --> 01:40:07.047
PAUL: Hey, little buddy.
2367
01:40:07.585 --> 01:40:08.962
You hungry?
2368
01:40:10.755 --> 01:40:11.756
(CHUCKLING)
2369
01:40:11.839 --> 01:40:12.931
DANIEL: Come on, come on!
2370
01:40:14.342 --> 01:40:15.719
PAUL: What a little boy.
2371
01:40:16.093 --> 01:40:17.140
DANIEL: I love purple.
2372
01:40:17.803 --> 01:40:20.226
It's not smart taking a dead man's car.
2373
01:40:20.306 --> 01:40:21.933
Not smart at all.
2374
01:40:25.603 --> 01:40:27.355
Oh, shit! Oh, no!
2375
01:40:27.438 --> 01:40:29.941
Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!
2376
01:40:33.444 --> 01:40:34.445
Oh, shit.
2377
01:40:46.832 --> 01:40:48.379
Lost my dog.
2378
01:40:48.918 --> 01:40:50.795
PAUL: (GRUNTS)
You've got to slow down!
2379
01:40:50.878 --> 01:40:51.879
You're tipping her over!
2380
01:40:51.963 --> 01:40:54.091
I'm not driving too fast.
I'm following the fucking speed limit.
2381
01:40:54.173 --> 01:40:55.720
I got 48 holes in my carpet!
2382
01:40:55.800 --> 01:40:57.302
It smells awful back here.
2383
01:40:57.426 --> 01:40:59.386
See, I'm dealing with shit
on a whole other level.
2384
01:40:59.387 --> 01:41:01.389
Y'all can't even fathom
the level that I'm on.
2385
01:41:01.472 --> 01:41:03.552
You're making me nervous,
okay! There are cops ahead.
2386
01:41:03.558 --> 01:41:04.605
Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!
2387
01:41:04.684 --> 01:41:05.844
I think I'm going to be sick.
2388
01:41:05.935 --> 01:41:07.903
For a big fucker, you complain a lot!
2389
01:41:08.271 --> 01:41:09.318
What am I going to tell my wife?
2390
01:41:09.397 --> 01:41:10.398
DANIEL: Just fucking lie.
2391
01:41:11.983 --> 01:41:13.280
Sick.
2392
01:41:14.443 --> 01:41:16.161
(GASPING) I booted.
2393
01:41:16.237 --> 01:41:18.080
DANIEL: Paul, you're fucking disgusting.
2394
01:41:20.741 --> 01:41:23.961
Reuben? Come here. Is that you?
2395
01:41:24.036 --> 01:41:26.004
What are you doing?
What happened to you?
2396
01:41:27.832 --> 01:41:30.085
Paul, we got a job to do,
are you up here hiding?
2397
01:41:30.167 --> 01:41:31.419
I need you downstairs, okay?
2398
01:41:31.502 --> 01:41:33.004
I need you to secure
and maintain a profile.
2399
01:41:33.087 --> 01:41:34.179
Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot
2400
01:41:34.255 --> 01:41:36.974
to get what we need. Let's go, come on.
2401
01:41:37.508 --> 01:41:41.684
I am not staying here alone
with those two dead bodies.
2402
01:41:41.762 --> 01:41:43.059
I will freak out.
2403
01:41:43.306 --> 01:41:45.308
What do you mean "no"?
This was your idea.
2404
01:41:45.391 --> 01:41:46.392
You want to get out of this,
2405
01:41:46.475 --> 01:41:47.442
you better learn to take responsibility.
2406
01:41:47.518 --> 01:41:48.770
Don't be a don't-er. You'll regret it.
2407
01:41:48.853 --> 01:41:50.355
I already regret it.
2408
01:41:55.276 --> 01:41:56.493
Get me the police.
2409
01:41:57.278 --> 01:41:59.121
PAUL: There is life after death.
2410
01:41:59.196 --> 01:42:00.823
Of that, I am sure.
2411
01:42:03.034 --> 01:42:06.834
But I'm also pretty sure
dead people no longer need their stuff.
2412
01:42:09.123 --> 01:42:10.249
And I did.
2413
01:42:14.462 --> 01:42:15.964
(SNORTING) Oh!
2414
01:42:19.383 --> 01:42:21.681
- All right, cleaning supplies.
- Check.
2415
01:42:25.473 --> 01:42:28.943
Mr. and Mrs. Griga,
how are you? Chopin?
2416
01:42:29.810 --> 01:42:33.030
Hello, little baby, I'm here. (CHUCKLES)
2417
01:42:33.105 --> 01:42:34.357
- Chopin?
(DOG WHIMPERS)
2418
01:42:34.690 --> 01:42:35.816
We're gonna clean them, chop them,
2419
01:42:35.900 --> 01:42:38.278
put them in buckets. Right here.
2420
01:42:38.361 --> 01:42:39.704
Dissolve them with lye.
2421
01:42:39.779 --> 01:42:40.905
No evidence.
2422
01:42:45.910 --> 01:42:46.957
Check.
2423
01:42:47.036 --> 01:42:48.556
(PHONE RINGS, MACHINE BEEPS)
- Adrian?
2424
01:42:48.579 --> 01:42:50.673
This is Officer Wilson,
Miami-Dade Police.
2425
01:42:50.748 --> 01:42:52.842
Animal Services
has recovered a greyhound
2426
01:42:52.917 --> 01:42:54.278
that is registered to your address
2427
01:42:54.335 --> 01:42:56.383
but we believe the dog may be stolen.
2428
01:42:56.462 --> 01:42:59.636
You need to contact us please,
at your earliest convenience.
2429
01:42:59.715 --> 01:43:01.058
305...
2430
01:43:01.676 --> 01:43:02.973
We got a body part, a human toe.
2431
01:43:03.052 --> 01:43:04.304
Get a forensic unit here right away.
2432
01:43:04.387 --> 01:43:06.105
He loves dog like his own child.
2433
01:43:06.180 --> 01:43:07.602
(GRUNTING) Team Jesus!
2434
01:43:08.933 --> 01:43:11.686
(EXHALES) Feel great.
Doyle feels great.
2435
01:43:13.020 --> 01:43:16.320
MAN: May cause anxiety, aggression,
seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia...
2436
01:43:16.399 --> 01:43:19.278
Ah! I feel like shit now.
2437
01:43:19.485 --> 01:43:22.034
PAUL: Jesus, forgive me.
Forgive my sins.
2438
01:43:22.822 --> 01:43:24.699
We're back! Come on, let's go.
2439
01:43:24.782 --> 01:43:25.908
You can do that shit all day in prison
2440
01:43:25.991 --> 01:43:27.459
if we don't get these bodies out of here!
2441
01:43:27.535 --> 01:43:29.629
I am in the middle of a superset.
2442
01:43:29.745 --> 01:43:32.043
Hey! Did you take the wedding ring?
2443
01:43:32.331 --> 01:43:34.004
No, I did not. No.
2444
01:43:34.750 --> 01:43:36.127
Fucking crackhead.
2445
01:43:36.460 --> 01:43:38.303
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
2446
01:44:02.069 --> 01:44:03.321
(GRUNTS)
2447
01:44:20.463 --> 01:44:21.784
Hey, should we save her implants?
2448
01:44:21.839 --> 01:44:23.341
Well, not unless you want them
for paperweights.
2449
01:44:23.424 --> 01:44:26.143
No, resale of medical devices
is a big business, man.
2450
01:44:26.218 --> 01:44:29.017
I'm married to someone
in the medical field. I know this.
2451
01:44:30.055 --> 01:44:31.432
Then stop playing with her tits, okay?
2452
01:44:31.515 --> 01:44:33.893
And Windex our fingerprints off now.
2453
01:44:33.976 --> 01:44:36.274
Well, what about their fingerprints?
2454
01:44:36.353 --> 01:44:37.400
What about them?
2455
01:44:37.480 --> 01:44:41.075
What are we gonna do
with their fingerprints on their fingers?
2456
01:44:46.197 --> 01:44:47.494
(SIGHS)
2457
01:44:47.782 --> 01:44:49.182
I'll think of something, all right?
2458
01:44:52.119 --> 01:44:54.559
(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
PAUL: - Are you really going to do that?
2459
01:44:54.789 --> 01:44:57.383
- Danny, that's disgusting!
DANIEL: - Shit!
2460
01:44:57.458 --> 01:44:59.426
ADRIAN: - What's wrong with it?
- How the hell am I supposed to know?
2461
01:44:59.502 --> 01:45:01.596
- What, is it plugged in?
- Yeah, it's plugged in!
2462
01:45:01.670 --> 01:45:02.762
Well, press the button!
2463
01:45:03.380 --> 01:45:04.660
Give me that, let me do it, man!
2464
01:45:05.382 --> 01:45:07.305
- Fuck if we got time for this.
(WHIRRING)
2465
01:45:07.384 --> 01:45:09.637
See? Daddy worked power tools, baby!
2466
01:45:09.720 --> 01:45:13.190
Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it!
2467
01:45:13.349 --> 01:45:14.896
(GRUNTING)
2468
01:45:15.059 --> 01:45:16.652
ADRIAN: - Am I hitting it?
(STRAINING)
2469
01:45:17.895 --> 01:45:20.193
What happened? Come on!
2470
01:45:21.398 --> 01:45:23.446
- Oh, shit!
- What?
2471
01:45:23.526 --> 01:45:25.199
It's stuck in her hair! (GRUNTS)
2472
01:45:25.277 --> 01:45:26.574
Give me this thing.
2473
01:45:28.781 --> 01:45:31.079
Figures! Made in China?
2474
01:45:31.450 --> 01:45:33.452
It's a piece of China fucking crap!
2475
01:45:33.577 --> 01:45:35.329
I fucking told you to get
a gas-powered one,
2476
01:45:35.412 --> 01:45:38.086
not some fucking piece of
electric China crap! Shit!
2477
01:45:38.165 --> 01:45:41.009
Well, you're the one who said
we didn't have time to stop for gas!
2478
01:45:43.087 --> 01:45:44.304
- Grab her arm.
- What are you doing?
2479
01:45:44.380 --> 01:45:45.381
I'm going old school.
2480
01:45:46.549 --> 01:45:47.596
ADRIAN: Go.
2481
01:45:47.842 --> 01:45:49.443
I'm going to chop that fucker right off.
2482
01:45:49.468 --> 01:45:52.221
Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.
2483
01:45:54.598 --> 01:45:55.599
(YELLS)
2484
01:45:56.016 --> 01:45:57.768
Fuck you "Ah!" ing about? Hold it, man.
2485
01:45:57.852 --> 01:46:00.446
- I almost chopped your finger!
- Go! Ah!
2486
01:46:01.105 --> 01:46:03.107
ADRIAN: (GROANS) Come on!
2487
01:46:07.528 --> 01:46:09.121
(FLIES BUZZING)
2488
01:46:09.947 --> 01:46:11.164
Let's go, Paul.
2489
01:46:12.074 --> 01:46:14.293
I need you to grill
these fingerprints off, all right?
2490
01:46:15.286 --> 01:46:18.085
Grill these fingerprints off?
Are you nuts?
2491
01:46:20.165 --> 01:46:22.293
No, I'm not nuts, Paul.
2492
01:46:22.376 --> 01:46:24.799
But I am about fed up with
your defeatist attitude, okay?
2493
01:46:24.879 --> 01:46:26.973
Now grill those fucking hands. Now.
2494
01:46:27.256 --> 01:46:28.656
You need to be more positive, Paul.
2495
01:46:28.716 --> 01:46:31.344
Just make a positive effort.
2496
01:46:31.427 --> 01:46:33.270
- What's up?
- Hey, Ed.
2497
01:46:33.345 --> 01:46:35.894
We've connected these people to
the bodybuilders you were talking about.
2498
01:46:35.973 --> 01:46:37.145
They've gone missing.
2499
01:46:41.103 --> 01:46:43.276
These people aren't
just missing, George.
2500
01:46:43.355 --> 01:46:44.447
They're probably dead.
2501
01:46:44.607 --> 01:46:47.076
It's a big department, Ed.
We can't do everything right.
2502
01:46:47.318 --> 01:46:50.993
I didn't ask for everything,
George. I asked for one thing.
2503
01:46:52.323 --> 01:46:54.826
I told you these guys
were gonna get hungry again.
2504
01:47:03.918 --> 01:47:05.420
What seems to be the problem?
2505
01:47:05.502 --> 01:47:06.583
It's a piece of China crap.
2506
01:47:06.587 --> 01:47:08.430
It worked for two seconds,
then it cut off.
2507
01:47:08.505 --> 01:47:09.506
Well, for 20 more,
2508
01:47:09.590 --> 01:47:10.762
you can get free parts
and replacements.
2509
01:47:10.841 --> 01:47:13.765
We strongly recommend it on all
our customer power tool investments.
2510
01:47:13.844 --> 01:47:15.604
Oh, we don't want to
hear about that rip-off.
2511
01:47:20.559 --> 01:47:23.358
Sir, there appears to be fur in the works.
2512
01:47:23.520 --> 01:47:26.319
I don't see no fur
in that nonworking chainsaw.
2513
01:47:32.029 --> 01:47:34.953
OFFICER: How funny was that
when that scumbag shit himself
2514
01:47:35.032 --> 01:47:37.376
when your dog almost bit his balls off?
2515
01:47:38.369 --> 01:47:39.962
What do we got? Description again?
2516
01:47:40.037 --> 01:47:41.004
FEMALE DISPATCHER: White male, 30s.
2517
01:47:41.080 --> 01:47:42.081
All right, standby, we're en route.
2518
01:47:42.164 --> 01:47:43.461
Leave that stuff, we got to go.
2519
01:47:47.378 --> 01:47:49.551
Well, either you're dumb
or blind, but that's fur.
2520
01:47:50.547 --> 01:47:52.595
Go on, pick out another one.
2521
01:47:52.675 --> 01:47:54.894
Save the drama for your mama.
2522
01:47:55.052 --> 01:47:56.474
(SIZZLING)
2523
01:47:56.637 --> 01:47:58.765
(JAUNTY LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
2524
01:48:16.073 --> 01:48:18.075
DANIEL: Holy shit! What the fuck?
2525
01:48:21.662 --> 01:48:22.834
(GROANS)
2526
01:48:23.914 --> 01:48:25.712
ADRIAN: - Oh!
- What are you doing?
2527
01:48:25.791 --> 01:48:27.338
You got to cook this shit outside.
2528
01:48:27.668 --> 01:48:29.011
(GROANING)
2529
01:48:29.169 --> 01:48:30.929
Be careful, that's hot.
You'll burn yourself.
2530
01:48:32.297 --> 01:48:33.344
You know, you're like a three-year-old!
2531
01:48:33.424 --> 01:48:34.391
You're dropping the fingernails.
2532
01:48:34.466 --> 01:48:35.683
A three-year old...
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
2533
01:48:35.759 --> 01:48:36.931
PAUL: It Stunk like shit.
2534
01:48:37.011 --> 01:48:38.388
You put it in the fucking street?
2535
01:48:38.470 --> 01:48:41.098
PAUL: I didn't think you'd be pissed.
2536
01:48:41.181 --> 01:48:42.899
It got really smoky in there, Danny.
2537
01:48:42.975 --> 01:48:45.194
DANIEL:
Are you out of your fucking mind?
2538
01:48:45.269 --> 01:48:48.148
PAUL: In AA, they teach you
to sit with your feelings.
2539
01:48:48.230 --> 01:48:49.948
Look under the bed and see for yourself
2540
01:48:50.024 --> 01:48:52.197
that there's no monster under there.
2541
01:48:52.276 --> 01:48:55.496
But the problem is,
sometimes the monster is there.
2542
01:48:55.571 --> 01:48:59.166
And sometimes,
you've just got to fucking run.
2543
01:48:59.241 --> 01:49:00.584
Hey, Paul?
2544
01:49:04.538 --> 01:49:05.710
Where the fuck is he?
2545
01:49:08.167 --> 01:49:10.295
He's got no fucking accountability!
2546
01:49:26.477 --> 01:49:29.230
GEORGE: Okay, gentlemen, listen up.
2547
01:49:29.313 --> 01:49:32.487
These are your locales.
These are your targets.
2548
01:49:34.568 --> 01:49:37.822
We are taking down
these scumbags simultaneously.
2549
01:49:39.698 --> 01:49:41.245
We have some making up to do.
2550
01:49:47.998 --> 01:49:49.375
MAN: Here you go.
2551
01:49:50.459 --> 01:49:52.177
GEORGE: Any questions?
2552
01:49:52.294 --> 01:49:53.511
Good.
2553
01:49:55.172 --> 01:49:56.594
I feel good.
2554
01:49:57.841 --> 01:49:58.967
Got to get a pump, though.
2555
01:49:59.051 --> 01:50:01.019
Need to push that Lambo
into the swamp, bro.
2556
01:50:13.732 --> 01:50:15.405
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2557
01:50:17.986 --> 01:50:19.158
Fuck!
2558
01:50:26.620 --> 01:50:27.741
OFFICER: Get out of the way!
2559
01:50:31.416 --> 01:50:35.887
Look at these guys, huh?
Carved from stone! (LAUGHS)
2560
01:50:47.516 --> 01:50:50.235
Adrian? Honey,
there's some people here to see you.
2561
01:50:58.318 --> 01:51:00.320
(SCREAMS) No! No!
2562
01:51:00.404 --> 01:51:01.576
- Get down!
(SCREAMS)
2563
01:51:11.582 --> 01:51:13.425
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2564
01:51:17.254 --> 01:51:18.774
- Do not move.
- Let me see your hands.
2565
01:51:18.839 --> 01:51:20.079
PASTOR RANDY: No hard feelings.
2566
01:51:20.757 --> 01:51:21.758
Hands behind your back.
2567
01:51:23.260 --> 01:51:24.512
(HANDCUFFS CLICK)
2568
01:51:25.762 --> 01:51:27.230
Call Daniel!
2569
01:51:27.306 --> 01:51:28.808
- Call Daniel!
(SIGHS)
2570
01:51:34.021 --> 01:51:35.273
(GRUNTS)
2571
01:51:35.355 --> 01:51:37.278
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2572
01:51:38.567 --> 01:51:39.910
(SIRENS WAILING)
2573
01:51:39.985 --> 01:51:40.986
(GRUNTS)
2574
01:51:42.154 --> 01:51:43.201
Fuck!
2575
01:51:43.280 --> 01:51:44.873
Hey, police, stop!
2576
01:51:48.118 --> 01:51:49.791
MAN: This way. Follow the officer.
2577
01:51:50.954 --> 01:51:52.001
BRAD: Hey, buddy.
2578
01:51:53.373 --> 01:51:54.966
How you been?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
2579
01:51:56.335 --> 01:51:58.508
Wow. Didn't see that coming.
2580
01:51:59.421 --> 01:52:00.547
He seemed like such a nice guy.
2581
01:52:00.631 --> 01:52:02.383
You think you know people...
2582
01:52:05.594 --> 01:52:06.891
puppy's gone.
2583
01:52:06.970 --> 01:52:08.688
BRAD: Yeah, he loved your boat.
2584
01:52:08.764 --> 01:52:09.981
We went out on it five or six times.
2585
01:52:10.057 --> 01:52:12.025
We had a great sunset cruise.
We took the neighborhood kids.
2586
01:52:12.100 --> 01:52:14.068
Hey, pal. That'll do it.
2587
01:52:24.488 --> 01:52:26.081
GEORGE: We circulated Lugo's picture.
2588
01:52:26.156 --> 01:52:28.158
Coast Guard's got the specs
on Lugo's boat.
2589
01:52:28.492 --> 01:52:29.789
You mean my boat?
2590
01:52:29.993 --> 01:52:31.666
GEORGE: Your boat.
2591
01:52:31.870 --> 01:52:33.338
Start looking!
2592
01:52:33.413 --> 01:52:35.165
(SIRENS WAILING)
2593
01:52:36.375 --> 01:52:38.594
According to the other two,
Lugo killed Griga
2594
01:52:38.669 --> 01:52:40.342
before he could get anything,
which means
2595
01:52:40.420 --> 01:52:41.512
he's gonna run out of his money.
2596
01:52:41.588 --> 01:52:43.431
My money! My money.
2597
01:52:43.507 --> 01:52:45.009
ED: Victor, for God's sake.
2598
01:52:45.092 --> 01:52:47.060
He's right, Ed. We fucked up.
2599
01:52:47.177 --> 01:52:48.770
The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,
2600
01:52:48.845 --> 01:52:50.438
you're the only source of funding
this guy has got.
2601
01:52:50.514 --> 01:52:52.937
He put all his eggs
in your basket, Victor.
2602
01:52:53.016 --> 01:52:55.018
We've got that basket
under 24-hour watch.
2603
01:52:55.227 --> 01:52:57.275
Lugo's gonna come up starving soon.
2604
01:52:57.354 --> 01:52:59.356
When he does, we'll get him.
2605
01:52:59.856 --> 01:53:01.608
What if I told you there's another basket
2606
01:53:01.692 --> 01:53:04.411
you didn't know about? Offshore.
2607
01:53:05.112 --> 01:53:06.989
- Where?
- The Bahamas, where do you think?
2608
01:53:08.865 --> 01:53:10.226
So, where do you think he's going?
2609
01:53:11.201 --> 01:53:12.669
You could have saved us 20 minutes.
2610
01:53:12.744 --> 01:53:13.745
What the hell is wrong with you?
2611
01:53:13.996 --> 01:53:16.499
Now I'm the criminal here?
It's a secret stash.
2612
01:53:17.124 --> 01:53:18.592
You're telling me
you don't have a secret stash?
2613
01:53:18.667 --> 01:53:20.715
You're a very difficult victim, Victor.
2614
01:53:20.961 --> 01:53:22.087
It's Money Management 101.
2615
01:53:22.254 --> 01:53:24.052
Get a chopper, ASAP.
2616
01:53:31.179 --> 01:53:32.540
DANIEL: My name is Victor Kershaw.
2617
01:53:32.556 --> 01:53:33.933
I'm looking to close my account.
2618
01:53:35.809 --> 01:53:37.402
MANAGER:
And what would you like to do
2619
01:53:37.477 --> 01:53:39.479
about the safety deposit box?
2620
01:53:39.730 --> 01:53:40.856
Well, I'm really in a rush,
2621
01:53:40.939 --> 01:53:43.442
but I may as well open it
while I'm here, right?
2622
01:53:59.207 --> 01:54:01.255
His fucking baby booties?
2623
01:54:03.253 --> 01:54:05.005
What the... Asshole!
2624
01:54:05.255 --> 01:54:07.474
Oh, shit! No cash!
2625
01:54:07.758 --> 01:54:09.476
Where's your bank manager?
2626
01:54:10.093 --> 01:54:11.640
This is a United States court order
2627
01:54:11.720 --> 01:54:14.314
authorizing us to freeze
the accounts of a Victor...
2628
01:54:14.598 --> 01:54:15.690
Lugo!
2629
01:54:15.932 --> 01:54:17.229
MAN: Open the door!
ED: Lugo!
2630
01:54:17.309 --> 01:54:18.481
MAN: Open it!
ED: Open it up!
2631
01:54:19.603 --> 01:54:21.150
Open the gate! Open the gate!
2632
01:54:21.772 --> 01:54:23.024
(PANTING)
2633
01:54:23.273 --> 01:54:24.490
Get the gate!
2634
01:54:25.275 --> 01:54:26.322
Lugo!
2635
01:54:34.409 --> 01:54:35.752
VICTOR: He's over here!
2636
01:54:35.827 --> 01:54:37.500
Hey! Officer!
2637
01:54:46.755 --> 01:54:48.302
(GROANS)
(PEOPLE SCREAM)
2638
01:54:50.759 --> 01:54:51.976
Where are they all?
2639
01:54:53.178 --> 01:54:54.680
He's a thief!
2640
01:54:54.888 --> 01:54:56.481
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2641
01:54:57.516 --> 01:54:59.143
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
2642
01:55:05.148 --> 01:55:06.525
DANIEL: Son of a bitch.
2643
01:55:06.608 --> 01:55:08.235
Sometimes God just fucks up your order
2644
01:55:08.318 --> 01:55:11.117
and you got to chow down
on that shitty shame sandwich.
2645
01:55:11.321 --> 01:55:12.994
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
2646
01:55:27.838 --> 01:55:29.636
Look at you.
2647
01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:31.183
All fucked up.
2648
01:55:31.716 --> 01:55:34.560
It's kind of undignified
being all fucked up by a car,
2649
01:55:34.636 --> 01:55:36.638
isn't it, you silly turd?
2650
01:55:36.930 --> 01:55:38.731
- You all right?
VICTOR: - I'm getting there.
2651
01:55:45.981 --> 01:55:47.661
You know, I could have
got you ripped, man.
2652
01:55:47.732 --> 01:55:48.733
You know what your problem is?
2653
01:55:48.817 --> 01:55:51.445
Skinnyass quads.
You got no quads, man.
2654
01:55:51.528 --> 01:55:52.700
That was my problem.
2655
01:55:52.779 --> 01:55:54.580
I spent a lot of time
building these bad boys.
2656
01:56:00.454 --> 01:56:02.206
Is this all for me?
2657
01:56:02.747 --> 01:56:04.875
Yep. Your own little party.
2658
01:56:05.083 --> 01:56:06.175
Wow.
2659
01:56:11.465 --> 01:56:13.718
They're going
to want to know why you did it.
2660
01:56:15.844 --> 01:56:18.063
Well, 'cause I'm a do-er.
2661
01:56:30.025 --> 01:56:34.326
ED: This was the longest and most
bizarre trial in Dade County history.
2662
01:56:35.238 --> 01:56:37.411
PROSECUTOR:
So, the Central Intelligence Agency.
2663
01:56:37.908 --> 01:56:40.377
So you were a stripper and an agent.
2664
01:56:40.619 --> 01:56:43.213
Or, as you call yourself,
a field operative.
2665
01:56:43.914 --> 01:56:45.791
Lugo and I used to bang a lot.
2666
01:56:45.874 --> 01:56:48.093
But then he passed me to Agent Doyle.
2667
01:56:48.502 --> 01:56:49.549
Miss you, sweetie.
2668
01:56:49.628 --> 01:56:52.256
But I'm going to quit the whole CIA thing
2669
01:56:52.339 --> 01:56:54.341
to become a movie star.
2670
01:56:54.424 --> 01:56:56.643
ED: They say truth
is stranger than fiction.
2671
01:56:56.718 --> 01:56:59.471
And no one tells the truth
like a pissed-off wife.
2672
01:56:59.554 --> 01:57:01.852
Sir, I officially divorced him last night.
2673
01:57:01.932 --> 01:57:04.856
That's why I can testify
against him today.
2674
01:57:04.935 --> 01:57:08.860
Well, I've been working
in the penis industry for 19 months.
2675
01:57:08.939 --> 01:57:11.533
I think he lifted weights
to try to compensate
2676
01:57:11.608 --> 01:57:15.033
for the fact that he had a very tiny penis.
2677
01:57:15.946 --> 01:57:20.122
It was bent on a 25 degree angle,
like a boomerang.
2678
01:57:20.825 --> 01:57:24.079
You see, erectile dysfunction
is nothing to be ashamed about
2679
01:57:24.162 --> 01:57:26.290
but being an unfaithful lying shit
2680
01:57:26.373 --> 01:57:28.296
who I know for a fact tried to finger bang
2681
01:57:28.375 --> 01:57:31.049
his paralegal in the interview room,
2682
01:57:31.127 --> 01:57:33.050
that's a little shamey.
2683
01:57:33.296 --> 01:57:36.675
But being in the medical profession,
I prefer not to judge.
2684
01:57:37.926 --> 01:57:39.178
But that lady's a whore.
2685
01:57:40.303 --> 01:57:42.852
- Yeah, you, you fucking bitch.
- No further questions.
2686
01:57:43.139 --> 01:57:45.141
ED: The state was very thorough.
2687
01:57:45.350 --> 01:57:47.523
Frankly, it had a lot to make up for.
2688
01:57:48.645 --> 01:57:50.739
We're going to walk on this.
They ain't got no proof.
2689
01:57:50.981 --> 01:57:53.700
At first, the evidence
was mostly circumstantial,
2690
01:57:53.775 --> 01:57:57.279
physical proof of the murders
being hard to come by.
2691
01:57:57.362 --> 01:58:00.241
Eventually, they found
the barrels and bodies,
2692
01:58:00.323 --> 01:58:02.792
but no fingerprints.
And then, for the first time
2693
01:58:02.867 --> 01:58:04.387
in the history of the United States...
2694
01:58:04.411 --> 01:58:07.585
PROSECUTOR: Two 750 cc breast implants.
2695
01:58:07.664 --> 01:58:09.132
ED: ...they used the manufacturer's
2696
01:58:09.207 --> 01:58:11.505
unique serial numbers for identification.
2697
01:58:12.460 --> 01:58:15.760
Paul Doyle seemed to embrace
the concept of confession.
2698
01:58:15.839 --> 01:58:17.807
They kidnapped Kershaw,
they tried to kill him.
2699
01:58:17.882 --> 01:58:20.010
I just want to go back to prison.
2700
01:58:20.093 --> 01:58:22.095
They used chainsaws to cut them up!
2701
01:58:22.178 --> 01:58:24.681
He said no one would get hun'.
They hurt Pepe.
2702
01:58:24.764 --> 01:58:26.437
They hurt him bad. They hun' my friend.
2703
01:58:26.516 --> 01:58:28.234
Manipulator of manipulators.
2704
01:58:28.685 --> 01:58:30.858
PAUL: Wow. That felt good.
2705
01:58:31.229 --> 01:58:33.948
All they got is testimony
from some fucking cokehead.
2706
01:58:34.024 --> 01:58:35.401
ED: In the end, though,
2707
01:58:35.483 --> 01:58:37.736
all justice really needed
to do was listen to
2708
01:58:37.819 --> 01:58:39.742
the right guy at the right time.
2709
01:58:39.821 --> 01:58:41.038
In light of his cooperation,
2710
01:58:41.114 --> 01:58:43.958
Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years.
2711
01:58:44.034 --> 01:58:46.787
A sentence for which
he seemed legitimately grateful.
2712
01:58:47.287 --> 01:58:52.088
I once was lost
2713
01:58:52.751 --> 01:58:57.006
But now I'm found...
2714
01:58:59.174 --> 01:59:00.926
ED: Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorbal
2715
01:59:01.009 --> 01:59:04.229
were found guilty
of double murder, racketeering,
2716
01:59:04.304 --> 01:59:06.477
attempted extortion, theft,
2717
01:59:06.556 --> 01:59:08.274
attempted murder, armed robbery,
2718
01:59:08.350 --> 01:59:10.523
burglary, money laundering and forgery.
2719
01:59:10.602 --> 01:59:12.730
In fact, the only thing
they weren't found guilty of
2720
01:59:12.812 --> 01:59:15.235
was the one thing
they were most guilty of,
2721
01:59:15.523 --> 01:59:17.491
being dumb stupid fucks.
2722
01:59:17.859 --> 01:59:20.203
It took the jury only 14 minutes
2723
01:59:20.278 --> 01:59:22.076
to sentence them both to death.
2724
01:59:35.126 --> 01:59:36.298
(SIGHS)
2725
01:59:40.131 --> 01:59:42.350
This seems like such a waste.
2726
01:59:43.301 --> 01:59:44.848
People's lives.
2727
01:59:45.804 --> 01:59:47.101
You know?
2728
01:59:49.182 --> 01:59:50.900
Some people just don't
know a good thing
2729
01:59:50.975 --> 01:59:53.194
when it's staring them in the face.
2730
01:59:53.561 --> 01:59:54.813
(SIGHS)
2731
01:59:57.232 --> 01:59:59.655
ED: It really is the simple things in life.
2732
02:00:01.444 --> 02:00:03.321
Daniel just wanted to be like everyone.
2733
02:00:03.780 --> 02:00:06.158
Everyone that wants
the American dream.
2734
02:00:07.659 --> 02:00:09.036
DANIEL: All I ever wanted out of life
2735
02:00:09.119 --> 02:00:10.746
was what everyone else had.
2736
02:00:10.829 --> 02:00:13.799
Not more.
Just not the less I was used to.
2737
02:00:14.290 --> 02:00:16.918
Well, I took a real swing for it,
you know?
2738
02:00:17.293 --> 02:00:20.843
And for a while, it was like
I always thought it would be.
2739
02:00:20.922 --> 02:00:22.299
I was one of you.
2740
02:00:22.382 --> 02:00:24.009
And it felt good.
2741
02:00:24.217 --> 02:00:26.561
People finally saw me like I saw myself
2742
02:00:26.636 --> 02:00:28.309
and you can't ask for more than that.
2743
02:00:29.222 --> 02:00:30.974
Maybe I did, though.
2744
02:00:31.182 --> 02:00:34.311
Maybe it got so I didn't want to
be "equal to" anymore.
2745
02:00:34.394 --> 02:00:36.692
I wanted to be "better than."
2746
02:00:36.813 --> 02:00:38.907
And that's a recipe for injury.
2747
02:00:38.982 --> 02:00:41.076
That doesn't mean you give up, though.
2748
02:00:41.151 --> 02:00:44.371
You rest, you heal and
you get back on that bench.
2749
02:00:44.863 --> 02:00:46.740
Life is going to give me another set.
2750
02:00:46.823 --> 02:00:48.120
And I am going to rock it.
2751
02:00:48.199 --> 02:00:49.826
Because my name is Daniel Lugo,
2752
02:00:49.909 --> 02:00:51.911
and I believe in fitness.
2753
02:00:52.162 --> 02:00:53.835
(CAMERA CLICKING)
2754
02:01:40.794 --> 02:01:42.754
DANIEL: (VOICE ECHOING)
That's the American dream.