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I'm strong!

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I'm big!

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I'm hot!

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I'm big!

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Fuck!

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Shit!

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Hey, where you going?

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My name is Daniel Lugo.

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And I believe in fitness.

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The events you are about to see
took place

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in Miami, Florida, between
October 1994 and June '95.

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Unfortunately, this is a true story.

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We all start out equal,

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little blobs of blood and muscle.

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It's a setup of awesome potential.

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Most people never
develop that potential.

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I knew early on I was not most people.

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There you go. There you go! Yes!

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Come on, big man.
Work it, baby. Come on!

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Let's go!

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Because if you're willing to do the work,

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you can have anything.

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That's what makes the US of A great.

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When it started,

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America was just a handful
of scrawny colonies.

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Now, it's the most buff,
pumped-up country on the planet.

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That's pretty rad.

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That's it?

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- Work harder.
- Shit!

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- Adrian's on the juice!
- Word up, DL!

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Most people say
they want to look better.

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Not everyone is willing
to do whatever it takes to achieve it.

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All of my heroes are self-made.

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Rocky, Scarface,
all the guys from The Godfather.

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They all started out with nothing
and built their way to perfection.

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The way to prove yourself
is to better yourself.

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That's the American dream.

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I have no sympathy
for people who squander their gifts.

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It's sickening.

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It's worse than sickening.
It's unpatriotic.

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Greatest day of my life.

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Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger,
am I right?

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I was never a big fitness guy.
I know it's important,

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but you know what
I really don't like about weights?

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What's that?

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They're so heavy!

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Am I right?

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Can you lift this?

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I spot people for a living,
when you get right down to it.

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Gives the client security
and a little extra help

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to push themselves harder.

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To me, a cigarette boat was a thing
drug dealers had, you know?

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But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.

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Named her Puppy Luv.
L-U-V. But when I'm out on it,

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depending on the day, I either fantasize

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I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,

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or I'm the DEA
chasing after a drug smuggler.

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I'm turning into a stud here.

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You get any exercise currently?

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Besides shtupping?

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I got a three mil McMansion
next to a private jogging path,

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but it's all homos and housewives.

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You spend most of your day at a desk?

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You know that Schlotzsky's Deli
near the airport?

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That's mine.

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No kidding? Oh, I like that place.

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I never kid, Yudo.

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- Lugo.
- Yeah.

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We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.

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You ever try our oven-toasted
roast beef and cheese?

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- Give an anorexic an appetite.
- What else do you do?

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Do some stock trading, real estate.

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Own a few greyhounds for racing.

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But for some crazy reason,
I'm proudest of the sandwiches.

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I hang at the house.
Got a hot Cuban housekeeper

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makes a waffle don't
even need maple syrup.

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I'm a self-made man, Dennis.

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And my self is not ashamed to
say it's made a lot of money.

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Maybe your self
ought to spend some of it on a salad.

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You know who invented salad?

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Poor people.

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This all began because
it was time to push myself harder.

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To maximize results.

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And I was tired of clients petting me.

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Shit, otherwise
I was looking at another 40 years

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of wearing sweatpants to work.

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And that was it!
He just dumped me by phone.

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That's cold!

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It makes you question
the whole relationship.

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You set high goals for yourself
and nail every one.

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But the hardest thing
about changing yourself

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is changing how other people see you.

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Being a personal trainer
is just that. Personal.

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I'm not going to lie.

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When a client doesn't
feel the same way,

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it hurts.

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What next?

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Well, I mean, if you wanted,

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you know, if it seems
like it would be fun to you,

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maybe we could go for a drink

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or a dinner or a coffee or water.

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I meant what exercise is next.

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It really fucking hurts.

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I know that! I was joking. Come on!

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Daniel! I see you got some new meat.

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What have I always said, John?

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The key to repeat business...

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Is new business. You cannot build
a muscle mecca without muscle.

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Well, I want to turn this place

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into an internationally renowned mecca.

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- What do you bench?
- 400.

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- Squat?
- More like five.

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Why should I hire you?

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You have a lot of elderly members, sir.

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I want to pump
some new blood into this place.

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That pool's a very slippery surface

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and that elderly woman
with the shower cap,

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she looks like she's going to croak
right there in the pool, sir.

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And Gold's is going to crush you.

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If I don't triple your membership
in three months, I will quit.

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Triple it in three months.
That's pretty ambitious.

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I read a lot of biographies, sir.

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And the one thing that unites great men

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is their reach always
exceeds their grasp.

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One thing...
I recently had some trouble with the law.

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They call Florida "God's waiting room,"

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all the half-dead senior citizens

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turning brown on the beach.

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Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.

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I like older people.
They're very generous.

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So, you really guarantee

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I can triple
my investment in three months?

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Well, if I didn't, would I have
put my name on the company?

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Let me confer with my partner.
Are they good?

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- You're approved.
- Wow!

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You know, I get so much joy
from making people money.

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I'm going to make
you guys a lot of money.

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You have such beautiful hair.

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Look at those eyes. Wow!

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I, Daniel Lugo, hereby
acknowledge my guilt.

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I know what I did was wrong

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and there is no substitute for hard work.

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And I am a hard worker!
And it will never happen again.

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For I used my superior intelligence

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for wrong actions to justify a good end.

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And that was wrong.

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And, if you let me,
I believe I can learn from my mistakes

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and I believe I can help others

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to realize that there is
no shortcut to the American dream.

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This is America, land of the brave

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and home of the second chances.

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That's my one ask,

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that you give me a second chance

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and allow me to go free today.

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Guilty.

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I know I'm guilty. That's what I said
in the beginning of my statement.

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I said, "I'm guilty."
But what about my second chance?

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That's nothing. Welcome aboard.

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Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.

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Three weeks after I signed on,

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Sun Gym did triple its membership.

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I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.

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One more!

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I gave free body waxing
for everybody at sign-up.

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It was kind of disgusting.

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You have to do whatever it takes
and have no fear.

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Wow. Bushy.

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You want to trim that thing
down a little bit?

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I even came up with genius.

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Free membership
for strippers. Delicious.

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Boosted membership 75%
within two months.

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Look like a big sirloin steak, baby!
I like that!

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I did make it a muscle mecca.

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I made it a destination.

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John was rolling in the cash.

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He started reading Fortune magazine.

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And he recognized my value.

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I made Senior Fitness Coordinator
by Christmas.

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Perks included.
'Cause that's how it works.

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You give and you get back.

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Oh, bills suck.

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Rolled out into a money magnet.

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I'm living the American dream.

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Take notes and I'll tell you the secrets

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of living the dream!

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Does your life suck balls?

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Are you a hot mess?

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Do you ever look in your mirror
at home and ask,

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"Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's

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Golden Dream seminar
at the Jupiter Ballroom

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and you'll find out how to be a do-er!

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I got to say,
it felt great to be doing so awesome.

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- What is that stink?
- What stink?

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You smell like a Cuban stripper.

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My niece gave it to me for Christmas.

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It's called "Vanilla Fella."

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Oh, well, it's unsettling
while I sweat here.

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So, you make decent coin in this place?

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We do fine.

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Shoots out your ass in taxes
though, right?

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Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do.

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Incorporate offshore.

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The Bahamas
don't exactly sweat your paperwork

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and the IRS can't touch it.

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You have any money here in the States?

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Of course!

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My offshore stuff is just

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a rainy day fund, margarita money.

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You should meet my accountant,

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he's a friggin' miracle man.

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Maybe I will.

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Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!

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I misjudged.

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I had you figured for
a Definitely Guy, Damien.

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Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.

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Victor had a point.

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I mean, he was an asshole,
but he had a point.

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Michael Corleone didn't
become the Godfather by folding towels.

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He did it by keeping a gun behind
the toilet and knowing what he wants.

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And I know it might sound strange,

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I just want a big fat lawn
that I can mow until the sun goes down.

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That baby's 20% off!

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Well, if I believe I deserve it,

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the universe will serve it, right?

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What, you never heard that before?

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No, jackass.

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Yeah, that's why
you're working at Sears, bro!

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Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.

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What is that? Is that a bug?

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There's a bug! Do you read English?
Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?

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Between the "B" and the "I."

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You migrant workers suck!

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When I was young,

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there was a rich kid
lived two blocks over.

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Little prick had a new bike
every Christmas.

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Your asses are looking great!

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And his parents took him on vacations

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to places like Paris and France.

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I mean, I didn't hate him.

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I just thought it'd be cool to see France.

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But I knew that
wasn't ever going to happen

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unless I did something about it.

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Let's go, set...

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Fuck!

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Yo, what's going on, DL?

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You've been unfocused all day, man.

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You ever just get tired
of being where you are, Adrian?

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No. I kind of like it here.
I mean, the weights are new...

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I mean in life, man!
Where you are in life.

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I mean, look at us, man.
We're like Superman.

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I mean, come on!

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Don't you think we deserve better?
'Cause I do.

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Hey. Yo.

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Man, I do, too.

255
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,036
Then fucking act like it, man! Come on!

256
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,538
That's why when these 'roids kick into

257
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,373
this chocolate mass, baby,

258
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,916
I'ma be unstoppable!

259
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,668
I ain't making no more tacos!

260
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,753
I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos!

261
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,964
I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby!

262
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,382
Everybody gonna eat some of this!

263
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,092
That's what I'm talking about.

264
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,719
I was like you.

265
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,680
You work hard.

266
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,015
You do what you're told.

267
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,892
And what does life serve you?

268
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:52,396
A shame sandwich
with a side order of shit!

269
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,273
You deserve better!

270
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,608
Every person in America

271
00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:00,487
is either a do-er, or a don't-er.

272
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,033
A do-er or a don't-er.

273
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,078
And if I can get you
to learn one thing today,

274
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,872
one take-home point,

275
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,540
it would be this.

276
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,042
Don't be a don't-er.

277
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,753
Do be a do-er.

278
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,756
I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.

279
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,717
A perfect partner.

280
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,969
Thank God I left her!

281
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,723
Now I'm with seven honeys
of which I can choose from.

282
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,479
Oh, my God. This guy understands me.

283
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,856
Well, it's simple.

284
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,525
I don't know
why God gave us 10 fingers,

285
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,777
because we's only gonna need three.

286
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,031
Get a goal. Get a plan.

287
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,241
And get up off your ass!

288
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,328
Which one are you, playboy?

289
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,832
Me?

290
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,959
No, someone else sitting in your seat.

291
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,630
Come on, which one are you?

292
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:00,839
I'm a do-er?

293
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,758
Is that a question?

294
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,177
I'm a do-er.

295
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,179
What is this, Valentine's Day?

296
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,223
Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it

297
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,849
and mount its head on your wall!

298
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,809
- I'm a do-er!
- What?

299
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,312
- I'm a do-er!
- Yeah!

300
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,772
- I'm a do-er!
- Let's do it!

301
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,774
I'm a do-er! I'm a do-er!

302
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,526
- Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!

303
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,319
- Do-er! Do-er! Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!

304
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,072
I'm a do-er!

305
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,407
He singled me out

306
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,743
and gave me my own
private training session.

307
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,537
I will make him proud.

308
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,788
- I wish I had a camera.
- All right.

309
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,623
Get the bitches on the boat.
Okay? We got to go.

310
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,041
Get the bitches on the boat.

311
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,417
We got to go!

312
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,674
I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan.

313
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,760
Finger one, find a guy with money.

314
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,348
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.

315
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,351
Finger three,

316
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,687
make America a better place.

317
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,063
Leave the guy broke and clueless

318
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,023
as to who made him that way.

319
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,151
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

320
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,154
'Cause that's
some straight-up gangsta shit.

321
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,991
Why do you want to do this?

322
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,286
She's out of your league, bro.

323
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,745
Wow.

324
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,416
Adrian, you're fucking magnificent.

325
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,334
You walked in that door,
you were 28% body fat,

326
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,419
you wanted to be six.

327
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,088
I gave you that.
You want to be two, I will give you that.

328
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,381
You deserve that.

329
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,508
You want to be a monument
to physical perfection?

330
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,343
You want to be a shrine?

331
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,429
You should be!

332
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,848
You wanted change, right?

333
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,310
All you got is change in that fanny pack.
Is that what you want?

334
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,188
When's the last time
you paid your rent when it was due?

335
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,108
When's the last time you took one of
those plump bitches out to dinner

336
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,277
and didn't sweat them ordering dessert?

337
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,279
You love those big bitches.

338
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,115
And they love to eat.
It's okay. That's important!

339
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,743
But this being broke shit's
got to stop, man.

340
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,079
You need some money
to go with that body, man.

341
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,210
Adrian loved the idea.

342
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,546
Hey, that guy wants a job.
Will you interview him?

343
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,798
But to implement a plan of this intensity,

344
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,508
we needed to secure another operative.

345
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,180
Where'd you do your time, pal?

346
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,766
Up north.

347
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,978
Club Fed Correctional. White collar.

348
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,688
I learned a lot. It's all businessmen.

349
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,775
Hey, how many grams of protein
do you eat?

350
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,028
How you fixed for a job now?

351
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,405
Well, it's not good.

352
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,366
It's kind of hard when you got a record.

353
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:33,992
I know.

354
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,327
It doesn't feel real good
when Mickey D's tells you

355
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,953
you're not even good enough
to make the French fries.

356
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,039
We all make mistakes.

357
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,791
Doesn't mean we have
less right to a piece of the pie.

358
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,379
Amino acids after you work out
or before?

359
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,508
So you do it with smoothies,
like, fruit smoothies,

360
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,550
- or just, like, soy milk?
- What?

361
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,678
Don't mind him. What were you in for?

362
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,525
Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?

363
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,653
'Cause your whole life
disappears down a bunny hole,

364
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,740
while you grow long sensitive ears

365
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,910
to better hear the sound
of sirens coming for you.

366
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,831
Lucky for me, I got saved.

367
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,918
Saving all of God's creatures
was my special mission.

368
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,030
You know, the Son of God
knew how to just say no.

369
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,492
I guess you could say
He's my role model.

370
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,621
Why Miami?

371
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,416
It was warm. It had beaches.

372
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,169
And I didn't have
any warrants in Florida.

373
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,921
Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy

374
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,257
had been down the habit road himself,

375
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,884
so he'd help me.

376
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,595
Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays,
10:00 on weekends.

377
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,763
I've been there, dude.

378
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,307
If you want to rap,
my door is always open.

379
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,226
I like to rap. You'll find me very friendly.

380
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,605
Just come in any time. Any time at all.

381
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,316
I'm just Randy, man.

382
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,359
Daniel was really encouraging

383
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,195
about my self-improvement.

384
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,696
And I needed a friend.

385
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,699
Hadn't really had a friend since Ma died.

386
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,451
What do you think,
you want to go get a beer?

387
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,869
I'm sober.

388
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,329
That's a good thing.

389
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,414
"A beer" is only an expression.
Let's go get something to drink,

390
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,041
- hang out.
- Okay.

391
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,015
Make some noise
for the great Sorina Luminita!

392
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,391
This is Solid Gold, Miami.

393
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,321
Hey, is that breast milk?

394
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,075
- What?
- Is that breast milk?

395
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,452
- Why would that be breast milk?
- 'Cause this is.

396
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,787
Listen. You take this,

397
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,248
you put it in there
and you got the real HGH.

398
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,666
I'm talking about a steroid shake!

399
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,209
I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.

400
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,377
She real clean, too.

401
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,670
- No.
- No, no, no, for real.

402
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,963
She just got her tests and everything.

403
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,258
Oh, my... You ever suck
a pregnant woman tittie?

404
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,760
Oh, my God!
This is so good! Come on, try some.

405
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,804
It'll make you great, man!

406
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,014
You already big,
but you could be bigger, you know?

407
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,267
I'm big! I'ma be swolled, though.

408
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,018
Walk sideways through doors.

409
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,854
You want some?
We could be tittie brothers.

410
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,188
Yeah!

411
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,439
I'm going to go with "no."

412
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,191
- Excuse me.
- What you...

413
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,651
Now I'm the guy at the bar?

414
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,111
Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.

415
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,738
Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina?

416
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,701
Wow, she's...

417
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,661
Exactly. She's perfect!

418
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,162
And we thought
we were gonna have to cast in London.

419
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,624
Please, tell me again
about this movie you're making.

420
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,377
No, it's not a movie, baby,
it's a music video.

421
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,796
But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.

422
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,881
It's going to be amazing.

423
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,716
Tell Sorina about the song, Paul.

424
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,676
She's very excited.

425
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,808
Enrique is our... Is our lead singer.

426
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,686
And he falls in love
with a beautiful woman.

427
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,062
- Me?
- You're the leading lady!

428
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,230
Yes, of course!

429
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,399
And he follows
this beautiful woman, you,

430
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,693
all the way to London.

431
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,486
It all started in Transylvania.

432
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,739
I was Miss Bucharest.

433
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,074
Ludimila Draganesti is a whore!

434
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,994
She show her vageena
to the stupid judge.

435
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,497
I knew the only place
a woman like me could be appreciated

436
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,499
was in United States.

437
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,004
After all, it was the land of opportunity.

438
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,088
USA.

439
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,423
- Goodbye!
- I saw Pretty Woman.

440
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,425
All Julia Roberts had to do

441
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,552
was show Richard Gere her pisda

442
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,555
and she got a shopping trip
to Beverly Hills.

443
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,183
My pisda was so much nicer than hers.

444
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,352
Then I met Daniel.

445
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,729
He had that can-do spirit.

446
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,856
Yes! Bang me harder!

447
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,274
The car...

448
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,280
My American dream
was finally coming true.

449
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,032
That was great!

450
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,660
You can't just kidnap a guy
and take his things!

451
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,828
You can't do that. That's so illegal.

452
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,456
Yes, we can. We're do-ers. Do-ers do.

453
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,875
I can't do right now.
I just got out of prison.

454
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,293
That's fear, Paul.

455
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,545
- All right. Good night, babe!
- Bye.

456
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,172
Do you know what fear is?

457
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,132
False Evidence Appearing Real?

458
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,467
That's a Jonny Wu line!

459
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,052
False Evidence Appearing Real.

460
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,136
You know Jonny Wu, too?

461
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,180
I don't know anything
about an Asian guy.

462
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,348
That's an AA line.

463
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,101
AA started in 1935, Akron, Ohio.

464
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,978
And I want no part of this.
You're on your own.

465
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,688
- We're gonna do this. Yeah.
- We're not gonna...

466
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,648
- You're gonna do this with us.
- I'm not.

467
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,774
It's gonna be fun.

468
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,069
You sure know how to pick 'em, DL.

469
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,488
Dude's a freak of fucking nature.

470
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,490
Ought to put a fence around him.

471
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,534
I'd do anything for Danny Lugo.

472
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,952
He was my boy.

473
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,996
As good to me as anyone ever was.

474
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,580
He was a big-hearted motherfucker

475
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,083
who I knew only had my best in mind.

476
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,793
But the shit he was poppin'?

477
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,170
This daffy plot he had percolating?

478
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,631
I'd never been a crimer.

479
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,758
Ain't never had a reason to be.

480
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,054
Come on!

481
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:31,808
Goddamn! My shit stopped working.

482
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,311
Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.

483
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,273
Mr. Doorbal,
are you currently using steroids?

484
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,524
No, ma'am.

485
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,944
Really? When's
the last time you injected?

486
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,904
Monday?

487
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,949
Yesterday. Okay.

488
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,619
I'm just going to put down "using."

489
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,039
I threw them all out.

490
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,208
I think they messed me up.

491
00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,878
It's okay.

492
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,548
You probably just
have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.

493
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,008
We, like, treat it here all the time.

494
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,886
But don't worry, we can change all that.

495
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,387
It's what we specialize in here.

496
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,473
Penis magic.

497
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,561
It took a lot of balls to come in here.

498
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,272
More like Raisinets.

499
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,484
At least yours are
chocolate-covered Raisinets.

500
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,237
Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier

501
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,781
than a big black man in tears.

502
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:31,534
I love me some rain on the African plain.

503
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,498
I hope your girlfriend
knows just how lucky she is.

504
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,501
She would know if she existed,

505
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,836
but she doesn't exist, so...

506
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,255
I guess she don't know.

507
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,803
I just got a flash
of us together on a water slide.

508
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:55,058
It's a steroid-induced impotence.

509
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,936
But with a shot of an engorgital

510
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,312
right into your penis,

511
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,106
you will return to those

512
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,901
beautiful, robust erections
of your high school days.

513
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,821
You do remember
your high school days, don't you?

514
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,322
Hell, yeah!

515
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,700
I used to have
a nickname for my di... I mean, penis.

516
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,328
I used to call him Ernesto.

517
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,373
I used to call my vag Michelle. What?

518
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,875
Just leave it up to me and

519
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,212
I'll have Ernesto up
in high gear in no time.

520
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,631
Those injections expensive, Doctor?

521
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,925
They come with a price.

522
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,681
I was trying so hard to be good.

523
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,725
But there was so much
temptation in Miami.

524
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,896
You should take a break.

525
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,732
Oh, thanks, Father.

526
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,734
This Miami heat is really crazy.

527
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,991
Wow, the way your sweat's
glistening off your muscles...

528
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,243
You know, Jesus said,

529
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,079
"Come to me, all who are weary,

530
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,248
"and I will give you rest."

531
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:03,585
I can give you rest, Paul.

532
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,421
You're so buff.

533
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,090
Why was he telling me I was buff?

534
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,259
Hey, buddy!

535
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,844
Thanks for coming.

536
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,431
I've been thinking a lot
about what you said.

537
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,935
Things aren't working out too good
at the church.

538
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,898
I just snapped.

539
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,859
- I almost killed him.
- Don't sweat that, Paul.

540
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,777
We go through with this,
nobody gets hurt, right?

541
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,529
Physically hurt? No, man!

542
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,364
This is a straight-up kidnapping,
that's all!

543
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:34,699
It's like a snatch-and-grab.

544
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,202
Very simple.
We snatch him, we grab him,

545
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,703
he signs a few signatures,

546
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,539
we give him a protein shake
and we show him the door.

547
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,041
He doesn't even know what happened!

548
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,709
He thinks he made a deal!

549
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,793
Right?

550
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,421
Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul.

551
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,672
I know what I'm doing.

552
00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,353
This is the shit, man!

553
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,146
Adrian, put those down, will you?

554
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,982
Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.

555
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,276
Tampa PD, brother. It's okay.

556
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,862
In that case, I need to see badges.

557
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,412
We're retired. Off the...

558
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:22,997
Off the job.

559
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,041
And now we're doing security for a...

560
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:28,544
For a rock group called Stryper,

561
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,755
- I don't know if you've heard...
- Oh, I've heard...

562
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,174
Never again will an oppressor

563
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,176
Overrun my people!

564
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,388
For now I'm keeping watch!

565
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,807
That's the gospel, yeah!

566
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,142
And people say Christian rock sucks.

567
00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:46,145
Who says that?

568
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,814
Yeah, who?

569
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,817
Nobody. I mean, well,
fucking assholes do.

570
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:56,239
You know,
I actually thought that Stryper broke up.

571
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,284
They're actually having a reunion tour

572
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,743
in Jerusalem.

573
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,663
And they need extra security.

574
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:07,041
Look, we wish
we didn't have to go there,

575
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,960
but as you know,

576
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,670
it's not the world we live in now, brother.

577
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,755
So true.

578
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,097
So, what can I do you for?

579
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,891
We're looking for merchandise
to shock, incapacitate

580
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,352
and imprison our fellow man.

581
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,646
Okay, seriously,
you're gonna love this, all right?

582
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,565
I've done it before,
so come on. Just hit me.

583
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,151
Come on, just hit me, hit me!
Come on, do it!

584
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,194
Hit me! Hit me!

585
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,040
That moment,

586
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,833
I knew I assembled the right crew.

587
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,460
Doyle and Doorbal,

588
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,420
stone-cold ballers from the old school.

589
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,547
Now, test phase.

590
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,967
The best way
to do a human extraction like this,

591
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,677
in a location like this,
would be through the water,

592
00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,929
but we don't have a boat,
so we're going in by land.

593
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,348
We're gonna hit the bushes

594
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,641
and get to blue point two
within five seconds.

595
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,727
Here we get a clear view
of our entry point.

596
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,687
Danny was a mastermind!

597
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,314
We hit him in the house
as soon as possible,

598
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:12,982
bring him out
right through the front door,

599
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,609
through the bushes and back to the van.

600
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,195
Delta Force could do a mission
like this in probably 53 seconds.

601
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,446
But with our athletic superiority,

602
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,656
we should be able to do it
in about 40. All right?

603
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,866
One problem. He's got a live-in maid,

604
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,077
so if she's there,
we knock her out on the way out.

605
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,329
I knew Danny was
making most of this shit up.

606
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,082
But it didn't matter.
We were going to be fucking rich.

607
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:48,851
Back!

608
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,062
He's having Shabbat!

609
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,814
- Oh, shit.
- Go, go, go, go, go!

610
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,148
Mission abort! Mission abort!

611
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,691
We're gonna get caught!
We're gonna get caught!

612
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,069
Mission abort!
Mission abort! Mission abort!

613
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,279
I don't want to go back to prison!

614
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,573
Block him in.

615
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,158
Gotta jump off the back,
we snatch him.

616
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,578
I honestly don't know
how he figures this stuff out.

617
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,747
Here. Ninja. That's your suit right there.

618
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:10,873
- Green bug.
- No, man.

619
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,126
Are you serious?

620
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,670
- Yeah.
- How does he get to be a ninja?

621
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,758
Eagle is on the move.

622
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,761
He's carrying a big bag of charcoal.
White shorts.

623
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,012
He's coming to us.

624
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,931
Prepare to neutralize the target.

625
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,015
Come on, come on, come on.

626
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,767
Shit, he's coming, he's coming!

627
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:32,019
Come on, come on, come on!
Hurry up! Hurry up!

628
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:42,864
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get him! Get him! Get him!

629
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,534
What the hell?

630
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,288
Asswipe!

631
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,165
- Did you get him?
- Prick.

632
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,458
- Where is he?
- Fucking maniac.

633
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,001
What the fuck? He was right here!

634
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,545
Where'd he go? You see him?

635
00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,715
Where the hell is he?
You've got to be fucking kidding me!

636
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,386
- There he is!
- Fuck!

637
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,221
You got the wrong BMW?

638
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,973
It's two exact BMW's!

639
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,017
I told you to check the license plate!

640
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,101
It was an honest mistake!

641
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:14,770
Yo, we thought it was the same car.
It looks exactly the same.

642
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,064
I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"!

643
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,149
Is that too hard?

644
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,318
- It was an honest...
- Fuck that!

645
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,360
Fuck you!

646
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,487
I can deal with his impotence,

647
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,655
I cannot deal with your incompetence!
What the fuck?

648
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,621
You were a bit of
a disappointment today.

649
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:32,830
You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest.

650
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,582
Tomorrow we get our prize.

651
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,125
Schlotzsky's.

652
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,759
God damn it!

653
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,762
There's this crazy new thing
called "hygiene."

654
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,765
Look at yourselves! You handle food.

655
00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,726
What are we talking here, herpes?

656
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,230
Don't they feed you at home,
chunky trunks, huh?

657
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,481
Yeah.

658
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:02,109
And can we stick a smidge of pastrami
in the sandwiches, just for the novelty?

659
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,070
Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here.

660
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,459
What the fuck do you want?

661
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,327
What is this about?
Who the fuck are you?

662
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,665
Do these tasers rock or what?

663
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,845
Hey.

664
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,763
- What do you want?
- You gonna call home.

665
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,307
You gonna tell your baby mamacita

666
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:17,351
she gonna take the kid and go
home to Colombia, immediately!

667
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,354
And she tells no one.
Especially la policía.

668
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,647
Because if she does,

669
00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,357
that's a big fucking
problem for you, man.

670
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,984
- Hello? Kershaw residence.
- No, no,

671
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,193
just get Mrs. Kershaw.

672
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,446
She's at her tennis lesson.

673
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,947
She's not there! She's not home!

674
00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:31,365
Tell her to get her, you piece of shit!

675
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,079
You knocked him out, man!

676
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,205
What the fuck did you do that for?

677
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,373
- Put the fucking thing away!
- Okay, okay.

678
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,541
I need to read the manual.

679
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,626
You don't fucking need it anymore.

680
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,710
Here. You take it.

681
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:49,842
Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot.
Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?

682
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,553
Patriot Two?

683
00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:56,599
Roger that, Patriot One.

684
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,477
Didn't you say that
your friend kept athletic supplies

685
00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:00,895
here in his warehouse?

686
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,814
Do we have to
have this conversation now?

687
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,983
Over. What's the issue?

688
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:09,153
I'm looking at a lot
of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.

689
00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:13,991
A lot.

690
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,743
Oh, such a fucking moron!

691
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,578
Patriot Two, we're a little busy here.

692
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,205
Come on, man.

693
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,083
It was what I thought it was.

694
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,168
Target time in five seconds,

695
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,295
four, three, two, one.

696
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,005
Open the frickin' gate, man!

697
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,800
These things were weird, but amazing.

698
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,719
Open the F-ing gate, Patriot Moron Two.

699
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,767
Out, now!

700
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,352
Cover him up.

701
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,604
Rápido!

702
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:44,939
- Please!
- Shut up!

703
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,872
My grandfather fled Germany in 1943.

704
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:02,957
No...

705
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,460
I was born in Bogotá,
grew up in New York City.

706
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,462
Put myself through college

707
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,548
working six nights a week at Pizza Hut.

708
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,007
Busted my ass,

709
00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,593
but ended up comptroller
of a billion dollar pipeline

710
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,679
in the rectum of the Third World.

711
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:20,307
I put up with shit
they don't have names for in civilization.

712
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:26,147
Funny, I left South America because
there was too much kidnapping.

713
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,607
That's what you call irony.

714
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,986
But if they think a little
slapping around's gonna break me,

715
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,530
they don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw.

716
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,824
Somebody want to tell me
what the hell is going on here?

717
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,369
I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day

718
00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:43,247
and I try to live
a life dedicated to self-improvement.

719
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,875
To finding a personal path
that allows me

720
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,626
to employ my special gifts.

721
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,253
Like tying guys to chairs

722
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,088
and sticking pliers up their nose?

723
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,757
You shut your mouth
while the man's talking!

724
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:56,719
You got to be quiet, Victor.
Like a mouse.

725
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,807
I see guys like you my whole life.

726
00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:05,478
You roll into this country, and America,
she just spreads her pretty cheeks.

727
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:08,689
Meantime, native sons
born of the red, white and blue

728
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,859
are left broken,
snuffling for your crumbs!

729
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,785
You're broke, you dumb shit,

730
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,536
because you never went to college.

731
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:26,040
Thereby guaranteeing

732
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,708
you were going to spend
the rest of your life

733
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,211
obsessing over pectoral muscles.

734
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,720
Why'd you say that?

735
00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:46,477
Why'd you say that, you piece of shit,

736
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,479
about pectoral muscles?

737
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,025
Fucking tell me now!

738
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,693
- What's going on?
- What's going on?

739
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,445
What's going on is
this dude seems to think

740
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,322
he knows who the fuck I am!

741
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,657
No, I don't, I don't.

742
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,909
Tell me why the fuck you said that!

743
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,786
Well, you're going to fucking tell me!

744
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,996
You're going to fucking tell me now!

745
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,748
No, I don't... I don't know.

746
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,586
- Come on, man.
- Fuck that.

747
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:14,797
- Tell me.
- No!

748
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,382
I don't know if you realize this, Victor,

749
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,425
but you're not going
anywhere anytime soon.

750
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,220
You're going to tell me.
Get him up! Now!

751
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,930
Get him up!

752
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,601
Your cologne, Danny.

753
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:31,605
Your stinky, awful, vanilla,
disgusting cologne.

754
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:37,528
As soon as I said it,
I knew I'd sealed my fate.

755
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,614
My goddamn half-Colombian,
half-Jew temper.

756
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:45,286
Killing me is not going to
give you job skills, Danny.

757
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,587
I don't just want everything you have.

758
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,798
I want you

759
00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,967
not to have it.

760
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,930
What are we gonna do now?

761
00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:07,057
What do you mean,
"What are we gonna do?"

762
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,309
We're doing it.

763
00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:11,645
Everything's under control.
You better fucking man up.

764
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,814
We're gonna make some phone calls.

765
00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:15,357
You hear me, Victor?

766
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,943
This was supposed to be easy.

767
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,287
Yes, you've reached the office
of Victor Pepe Kershaw.

768
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,539
I'm not in to take your call right now,

769
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:33,709
because I'm being held hostage
by a bunch of fucking body...

770
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,297
...Kershaw. I'm not in
to take your call right now.

771
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,090
Please leave a message at the tone...

772
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,092
And for God's sake, help me!

773
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,969
My asshole trainer, Daniel...

774
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,848
Okay. It won't happen again.
I understand.

775
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,768
Please leave a message
and a designated representative

776
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,227
will get back to you.

777
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,856
Gentlemen, it's me. Listen closely.

778
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,817
Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff.

779
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,029
I'm fine. I just banged my shin.

780
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,114
Take the kid to your parents

781
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,824
until I can get this worked out.

782
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,787
And not a word to the police,
baby, okay?

783
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:10,913
Not one word.

784
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,998
I don't need a secretary anymore.

785
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,375
Okay, you're fired!

786
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:16,961
There's some complex engineering
in these things.

787
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:21,382
No necesita...
You know, to clean la casa.

788
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,883
Jack...

789
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,134
It's very simple.

790
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,762
I've fallen in love with a younger woman

791
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,806
and we're relocating to San Juan.

792
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:29,890
I know...

793
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,393
Okay, take care.

794
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,478
All right, we're good here.

795
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,146
Patriot Two, you got first watch.

796
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,564
First watch?

797
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,652
- I got to watch him?
- Yeah.

798
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,029
- We're gonna be alone?
- We're gonna rotate.

799
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,991
I got to go to work!
We got to keep up appearances.

800
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,283
What do you want me to do?

801
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,660
Keep an eye on him.

802
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:52,621
- He's crying!
- That's okay, he'll stop.

803
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,877
Late three times in a row.

804
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,296
Tiffany, did my 11:00 call?
Mr. Kershaw?

805
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,715
He didn't call, Mr. Lugo.

806
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,758
You know, call me crazy.

807
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,177
I don't know... My body's top priority.

808
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,138
Everything was falling into place.

809
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,477
Anybody here?

810
00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,354
I need a drink!

811
00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,148
Somebody?

812
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,150
I need a drink!

813
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,444
Somebody!

814
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,202
We don't keep spirits here.

815
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,787
And I'm sober.

816
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,831
No shit!

817
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,292
- Me, too.
- You are?

818
00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:41,211
So cool. Praise Jesus!

819
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:44,715
Got my chip and everything.
That was a proud moment.

820
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,551
You should be proud. There you go.

821
00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:52,681
You know, when I was in prison,

822
00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:54,391
I was clean for nearly a year.

823
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:55,559
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

824
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,312
But a week before I got sprung,
I had a little pruno slip.

825
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,022
- Huh?
- Pruno is prison wine.

826
00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:02,316
I made the best pruno in the yard.

827
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,151
You know what?

828
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,404
Maybe the real reason I'm here

829
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,490
is to help you

830
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,910
get through another day sober.

831
00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:20,000
- That's heavy.
- It really is. I know.

832
00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:22,169
It truly is.

833
00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:27,466
I'm sorry about all this. Everything.

834
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:31,136
Oh, no, no. It's okay.
Shit happens. Forget it.

835
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,514
But really,

836
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,850
maybe I was sent as a reminder.

837
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,562
Do you believe in that stuff?
Higher power stuff?

838
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:43,107
I live it.

839
00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:45,609
Okay...

840
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:49,029
You think I could get another one
of those Taco Supremes?

841
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,781
Yeah...

842
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,284
Sure. There you go. We'll switch.

843
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,542
Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

844
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,085
They're even better cold.

845
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,254
You must be so hungry.

846
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,215
You are so much nicer
than the other two.

847
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,968
Ah, they're sweet guys.

848
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,386
You just don't know them yet.

849
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,637
But thank you for the compliment.

850
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:16,723
See, the simple fact
that you are defending them

851
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,560
suggests that
you are nicer than they are.

852
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,603
I'm just saying.

853
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,110
You're a Jew, right?

854
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,116
Yes, I am.

855
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,118
Half-Jew.

856
00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:38,245
You have a problem with that?

857
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,831
I think I can help you.

858
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,583
That would be great!

859
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,419
That would be great.

860
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,256
How? I mean, how so?

861
00:41:57,765 --> 00:42:01,435
Victor, do you accept Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?

862
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:07,941
Victor?

863
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,111
I do.

864
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,697
That felt great.

865
00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:20,996
How did you do that?

866
00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:22,998
I have a gift.

867
00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:26,001
It's a gift.

868
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,628
You're good.

869
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,640
Busy day!

870
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,812
- Wake him up.
- Get up!

871
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:50,567
Oh, yeah... Look at that...

872
00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:51,944
Get some paper towels, damn it!

873
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,028
- Yeah.
- Shit!

874
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,071
If there's pee on the policy,

875
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,697
they'll think
he's incontinental and flag it!

876
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,241
Shit!

877
00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,911
It's not "incontinental,"
you moron. It's "incontinent."

878
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,414
You really are
a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo.

879
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,042
Well, I'm smart enough
not to be the one cuffed to a couch,

880
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,627
about to get cleaned the fuck out.

881
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,672
This one's gonna require
your signature. Bing!

882
00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,508
No fucking way.

883
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,761
I know you can't see me, Victor,

884
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,889
but I have a look
of suspicion on my face.

885
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:23,350
What's there to be suspicious about?

886
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,019
I would like to call you Eldad.

887
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:27,938
In Hebrew,

888
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:30,190
it means "Beloved of God."

889
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,151
Would that be okay, my friend?

890
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,238
I would be honored, Victor.

891
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,031
Pepe was my second friend.

892
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,827
It's my shift, bro. Go home.

893
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,537
Go to church or whatever you do.

894
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,622
It's my torture chamber now.

895
00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,791
Doyle was taking
extra shifts with Kershaw.

896
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,793
And, yes, it was getting my attention.

897
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,211
Sorina, you home?

898
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,464
What the hell are you doing?

899
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,842
Trying to see who you really are.

900
00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,803
A big music video director

901
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,514
does not need
these glasses that see in the dark!

902
00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,391
I don't want you going through my stuff.

903
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,475
Okay? These are not toys.

904
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,978
Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero

905
00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,438
with the Scooby-Doo seats!

906
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,481
I need you to sit down right now
and listen very carefully.

907
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,108
You know where I've been all day?

908
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,985
I've been at headquarters
in Langley, Virginia.

909
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,612
I haven't been truthful with you,
and, believe me, it hurts.

910
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,324
You have got to understand my work.

911
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,826
I'm in the CIA.

912
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,455
Now, good men have died
to keep what I just told you a secret.

913
00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:29,916
CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA?

914
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:32,252
Those goggles,
they're government issue,

915
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:33,670
and, I guess in a way, so am I.

916
00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:35,922
CIA, Daniel?

917
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,803
- That is so hot!
- No, no, no, no, no.

918
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,680
It's better you hear it all.

919
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:45,015
I...

920
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,184
I mean, I've seen things, okay?
Done things.

921
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,478
One time in Hong Kong,
I had to live for a week in a tree.

922
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,022
No food, no bathroom, no nothing.

923
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:55,442
You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!

924
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,028
Do you know, this is the real reason
I approached you.

925
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,613
- Me?
- Yes.

926
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,239
You think you can handle
being an operative?

927
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,034
Oh, my God, Daniel, yes!
I'll do anything!

928
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,202
You know my associate, Paul?

929
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:06,703
- The big guy?
- Yeah, the weird guy?

930
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:08,080
Yeah. You're gonna
have to work close with him.

931
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,208
This is my adopted country. I'll die for it.

932
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:15,003
Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?

933
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:18,590
And then maybe
you have to be spanking her.

934
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,259
Yeah, and calling her dirty,

935
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,388
Commie-sucking whore.

936
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,515
Whatever it takes.

937
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:31,728
"...which has been trading
on the NYSE since 1972."

938
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,980
NYSE?

939
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,024
New York Stock Exchange.

940
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,110
I'm from New York.

941
00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:41,738
All right, next...

942
00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:45,158
I can read to you about the Unabomber.

943
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,035
Scary.

944
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,588
Damn it! Why'd you make me
do that to you, Victor?

945
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,507
I have responsibilities!

946
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,594
Jesus Christ Himself
has blessed me with many gifts!

947
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,014
One of them is knocking
someone the fuck out!

948
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,727
Pepe, you okay?

949
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,855
Pepe?

950
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,484
It's Eldad.

951
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,532
Hello, James Bond.

952
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,034
Why so sad?

953
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:30,871
I had to hurt a man today.

954
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,497
- Wow.
- I didn't want to,

955
00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,207
'cause I like him.

956
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:36,001
But he forced me to.

957
00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:39,546
Look, in your line of work,
people do get hurt.

958
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,549
- Okay.
- Danny tells me

959
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,633
I'm with you now.

960
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,594
We work together, we play together.

961
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,970
For king and country.

962
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,473
Playing together sounds good.

963
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,016
Very good.

964
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,893
I still have no idea
what you're talking about right now.

965
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,811
Oh, it's okay. I know who you are.

966
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,314
Well, you should, 'cause we've met.

967
00:46:58,483 --> 00:46:59,900
Tell me about the playing again?

968
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,611
I woke up this morning
in a state of excitement,

969
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,029
lap dancing the day away.

970
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,739
It's like the Bible says...

971
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,325
You give and you get back
a hundredfold.

972
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,702
And then some greasy pudge-bunny

973
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,287
comes and takes it all away.

974
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,789
Me and the lady
were having a conversation.

975
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,333
You should never wear yellow, pal.

976
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,336
Little kids might think you're
a school bus and climb on for a ride.

977
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,754
His name was Frank Griga

978
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,423
and he was the third richest man
in Golden Beach.

979
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,176
I didn't know any of that then.

980
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,678
All I knew was that he was a douche.

981
00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:31,556
We were three weeks in
and Victor wasn't breaking.

982
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,310
You got a racing dog, huh?

983
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,689
Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw
sold you Tasty Reuben?

984
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,526
Yep. Tasty Reuben's all mine now.

985
00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:44,110
Let's try something new.

986
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,696
This one, I think,
is gonna be a fan favorite.

987
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,368
- You ready to sign now?
- No!

988
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,953
The guy was fierce.

989
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:56,164
Come on, come on! Hey, baby!

990
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,832
Where did you get that dog?

991
00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:00,043
I got somebody here
that wants to meet you!

992
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,836
Oh, my God, I love him!

993
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:03,630
Lugo, you can get my life,

994
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,382
but you can't have my shit!

995
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,008
All I wanted was a little effort, baby.

996
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,218
Eat me, Doogie.

997
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:09,844
He never worked this hard in the gym.

998
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,556
But I did. I break guys for a living.

999
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,474
- Are you ready to sign now?
- Fuck you!

1000
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:15,642
Take him around again.

1001
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,271
I hate you.

1002
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,438
Thanks, buddy.

1003
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,651
Good. Good.

1004
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,072
Is... Is there a problem?

1005
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,198
No, there shouldn't be a problem.

1006
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:32,242
It's just that
all of these transfer documents,

1007
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,327
they need to be witnessed
by a notary public.

1008
00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,289
Well, can't you do that?

1009
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,707
We'd be delighted.

1010
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:40,709
We just need you and Mr. Kershaw

1011
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,378
to sign the documents
in the presence of our notary.

1012
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:46,673
But Mr. Kershaw is overseas
in Europe saving elephants.

1013
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,385
So, you can just... It's okay.

1014
00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,430
Well, around here,
we call that a problem.

1015
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:59,060
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

1016
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:06,151
Put it in the trash,
with the rest of my dreams.

1017
00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,403
No contest, John?

1018
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,280
Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11.

1019
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,615
I told you
Amino Tropical Blast's benefits

1020
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:12,782
were totally undocumented.

1021
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:14,868
Can I see you in the office
for a minute, John?

1022
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,244
You're still a notary, aren't you?

1023
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:17,912
Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why?

1024
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,706
Well, I was hoping
you could transfer some property.

1025
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,166
I made a deal with a friend of mine.

1026
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,792
Just bring him by tomorrow.

1027
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,961
Look, my friend,
he cannot come back, okay?

1028
00:49:25,046 --> 00:49:26,129
This is a very unique situation.

1029
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,506
He's out there trying
to impact the world in a positive way.

1030
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,300
No, that's the only reason for a notary,

1031
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,886
is that I have to
witness the signing of the document.

1032
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,347
Otherwise, somebody
could just come in off the street,

1033
00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,183
forge somebody's signature
and take all their shit.

1034
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:39,309
You know, I got a stamp.

1035
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:40,560
Can I borrow it?

1036
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,273
No, you can't borrow my stamp.
That's sacred.

1037
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:49,319
What the fuck are notaries, man?

1038
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,737
We're officers of the law.

1039
00:49:51,072 --> 00:49:53,990
Remember this chick?
Shelley? Used to work here?

1040
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:56,451
Black chick? I fucked her.

1041
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,328
Big slut.

1042
00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,454
- Oh, John?
- Yeah.

1043
00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,289
You know,

1044
00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:03,041
I might have found
a sponsor for your competition.

1045
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,417
You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?

1046
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:07,212
The signature's a little off here,
but no big deal.

1047
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,759
All right, down, down, down! Just...
There, there, there!

1048
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,302
Love it!

1049
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,771
Finger one,
find somebody with money. Check.

1050
00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,399
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.

1051
00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,275
Three million dollar house,

1052
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,611
500,000 cash. Check.

1053
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,988
Finger three,
make America a better place.

1054
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,243
You said no violence.

1055
00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,619
No bad violence!

1056
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,496
I know! Okay?

1057
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:44,666
And I meant it when I said it,
I swear to God.

1058
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,419
All right?
But this guy, he knows who I am.

1059
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,212
He could ID me.

1060
00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:50,922
All right? That's gonna lead them to you.

1061
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,841
I cannot kill.

1062
00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,008
Duly noted. All right?

1063
00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,136
But if you had to do it, you would adapt.

1064
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,512
You would reach down deep, right?

1065
00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:58,638
What do you mean, "reach down deep"?

1066
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,557
What if I reach down
and there's nothing there?

1067
00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:03,226
Then we give you bus money
and you're off the team.

1068
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,980
That's harsh. I want to be on the team.

1069
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,232
I want you to be on the team. Okay?

1070
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,818
And the Good Lord wants you to be rich!

1071
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,987
All right? But he could put us all away.

1072
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,572
He saw us, big guy. He saw you.

1073
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,781
Do you want to go back?

1074
00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:18,199
I'm not gonna let him do that to you.

1075
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,743
I'm not gonna let that happen to you.

1076
00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,286
You're not going back!

1077
00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,122
Look, when this is over,
we'll all go camping.

1078
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,415
- All right?
- Okay.

1079
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,875
And, meanwhile,

1080
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,878
make him comfy, all right?
Just get him drunk.

1081
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,964
I can't do that.

1082
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,591
Why?

1083
00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:36,468
Pepe is sober.

1084
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:38,511
Do me a favor, okay?

1085
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,805
Don't call him Pepe
like you were in the sixth grade together.

1086
00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,517
Hey.

1087
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,561
Are we alone?

1088
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,023
Yeah.

1089
00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,233
Would you...

1090
00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:55,695
Would you help me... Help me escape?

1091
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,614
You need money.

1092
00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:00,784
I've got money. You can have it all.

1093
00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:03,036
- Everything.
- Victor, Victor.

1094
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:07,081
I don't want to die, Eldad. Not now.

1095
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,168
My son...

1096
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,086
Look, Victor. Victor.

1097
00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,296
This will all be over very soon.

1098
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,341
We're gonna get you on a plane tonight.

1099
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,801
We know someone at the airport

1100
00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,385
who's gonna get you
out of the country tonight,

1101
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,887
but the only way he's gonna do it

1102
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,680
is if you're knee-walking drunk.

1103
00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,476
You won't remember his face.
You have to.

1104
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,814
You're going to need a drink if I die,

1105
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,398
you half-a-retard!

1106
00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,151
And when I get to heaven,

1107
00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:37,904
I'm going to tell Jesus what you did.

1108
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,409
You're not going to tell Jesus anything.

1109
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,412
I'm doing you a favor!

1110
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,457
I'm giving you a private jet!

1111
00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:51,251
Whisking you out of the country!

1112
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,184
Hey, this don't look like an airport.

1113
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,022
Where's my jet?

1114
00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:14,482
Don't worry, you're still going home.

1115
00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,025
A thousand bucks if I smash him

1116
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,402
- into that fucking backhoe!
- Do it.

1117
00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,486
- A thousand?
- A thousand!

1118
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,532
- Drink some! Drink some!
- Hey... Son of a...

1119
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:23,950
Oh, my God.

1120
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,995
Hey, I have a...

1121
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,746
Calm the fuck down.

1122
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,262
Yes!

1123
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,477
I fucking told you!

1124
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:03,698
Lucky I had an airbag.

1125
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:07,076
You put on his fucking seat belt?

1126
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,162
Yeah.

1127
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,415
It is the law.

1128
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:13,917
You don't put on a seat belt,
you'll hurt your face

1129
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,585
with the airbag.
That's what they tell you.

1130
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,295
"Buckle up. It's the law."

1131
00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:18,713
His blood alcohol's up to his ears!

1132
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,798
Nobody would expect him to buckle up!

1133
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,800
Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.

1134
00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:24,636
You just made a good man suffer.

1135
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:25,970
This is going fucking perfect!

1136
00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:28,097
- Perfect.
- Get the gas can now!

1137
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,099
You're siding with him?

1138
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,769
I was like the Iceman, okay?
Bull's-eye! Strike!

1139
00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:34,437
Suckers.

1140
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,813
I'll get the gas can. I'll be alone.

1141
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:38,191
Hey, Pepe, it's Eldad. You okay?

1142
00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:41,235
Don't do that right now, please. Don't.

1143
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:42,987
All good, Eldad.

1144
00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:27,115
Let's go. Let's go, let's go.

1145
00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,574
Hurry up.

1146
00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:33,121
Oh, shit.

1147
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,331
Paul, just run him over.

1148
00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:36,624
Just run him over?

1149
00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:39,252
Yeah, just start the car
and just run him over.

1150
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:41,421
I can't start the car
and run him over. We...

1151
00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:44,590
Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire.

1152
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:45,842
He's going to die anyway.

1153
00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,010
Do you want him to suffer,

1154
00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,386
or you want to take him
out of his misery?

1155
00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:51,055
You can do this, okay? Start the car,

1156
00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,141
put it in gear and run him over.

1157
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,893
I don't know, DL. That's hardcore, man.

1158
00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,604
Start the fucking car and go!

1159
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,500
Back over him.

1160
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,880
Get it over quick.
It's like ripping off a Band-Aid.

1161
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,006
Just do it!

1162
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,804
Don't make Pepe suffer.

1163
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,557
No!

1164
00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,077
I knew you could do it, Paul.

1165
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,120
You just killed a man.

1166
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,538
We did.

1167
00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,624
No, you did it.

1168
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,044
I just provided options.

1169
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:08,049
Why are you saying I did it?

1170
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:09,967
We did it.

1171
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,135
No, you drove.

1172
00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,179
It's... It's a good thing. Tell him.

1173
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,348
You did a good thing.

1174
00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:30,738
No, this wasn't heaven.

1175
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:34,033
I wasn't transported
to some celestial space

1176
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:37,203
given my newfound bullshit Christianity.

1177
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,080
This isn't that kind of story.

1178
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,665
But you know how
I knew these monkeys

1179
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,834
were rank fucking amateurs?

1180
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,711
Because I was still alive.

1181
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:50,424
You can beat me, rob me,
hang me like dry cleaning,

1182
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:51,968
burn my fucking hair off,

1183
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,761
but don't tell me
you're taking me to the airport

1184
00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:55,471
when really you're going to kill me.

1185
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,307
And if you are going to kill me,

1186
00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,851
you damn well better do it.

1187
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:03,104
Hey, baby doll.

1188
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:05,731
Thought we almost lost you
there for a while.

1189
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:08,901
Okay, let me explain to you
about your face.

1190
00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:11,571
Holy shit!

1191
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,159
I was tasered by ninjas.

1192
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,994
Is that tire tread on your forehead?

1193
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,496
Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.

1194
00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:24,333
They did this to me!
Drove right over my face.

1195
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,377
So, you're from Colombia originally.

1196
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:27,712
So what?

1197
00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:31,924
I got run over here. In America.

1198
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,509
Not in Colombia!

1199
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,720
I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.

1200
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,471
Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!

1201
00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,182
Asshole.

1202
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,683
I'm going to kill him.

1203
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,226
Nurse!

1204
00:58:42,311 --> 00:58:43,769
Listen to me.

1205
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,023
I just lost my family, my business,

1206
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:51,485
and half of my nose.
I almost bit my tongue off.

1207
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:54,280
Got my bank accounts cleaned out.

1208
00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:58,201
You think I give a rat's ass
if you don't like my attitude?

1209
00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,702
We could still arrest you.

1210
00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,454
Your blood alcohol
was four times the limit.

1211
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,872
Is this her first day?

1212
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,957
Just tell me if this is

1213
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,626
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

1214
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,044
Don't you listen?

1215
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,962
They forced chocolate liqueur down me!

1216
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,633
The evil ninja weightlifters?
Those are the guys?

1217
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:17,136
You should cut
some of that fuzz out of your ears!

1218
00:59:17,346 --> 00:59:20,139
Daniel Lugo. Write it down.

1219
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:22,433
From what I hear,
Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw,

1220
00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,560
they sell quite a bit
of drugs in Colombia.

1221
00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,896
God, I can't believe this!

1222
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,606
I'm having some trouble with it myself.

1223
00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:30,233
You say you were bound, abused

1224
00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:32,902
and roughed up by
a group of bodybuilders.

1225
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,779
Was this a sex thing?

1226
00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,155
What?

1227
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,743
One very large burnt dildo,

1228
00:59:41,954 --> 00:59:45,081
baseball-sized anal beads found
in the back of your car.

1229
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,457
Not normal stuff.

1230
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,792
We're finding it hard to believe

1231
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,752
that no one reported you missing.

1232
00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:52,672
Not one single person.

1233
00:59:53,382 --> 00:59:55,508
This could be a wake-up call, buddy.

1234
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:59,095
Wait a second. Is that all I get?

1235
00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,137
Get back here!

1236
01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,014
I don't believe a word he said.

1237
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,767
We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.

1238
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:11,232
Looking tough, feeling tough.

1239
01:00:16,697 --> 01:00:20,199
We were going to rock it.
We didn't find Kershaw's obit.

1240
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:22,201
We found him alive, at the hospital.

1241
01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,704
So we had some unfinished business.

1242
01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,961
I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it...

1243
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,462
Can you keep him quiet?

1244
01:00:34,006 --> 01:00:35,339
Oh, Christ.

1245
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,015
Being a cop for so long,

1246
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,309
I've learned that
people's lives are usually linear.

1247
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,393
Until they're not.

1248
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:51,105
Comes a day
for just about everyone when A

1249
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:54,775
suddenly skips B
and careens to polka-dot weird W.

1250
01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,862
Best move I ever made
was marrying Cissy.

1251
01:00:57,946 --> 01:00:59,822
Sweetie pie, are you deaf?

1252
01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:01,741
The phone has rung, like, 19 times.

1253
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,326
Twenty.

1254
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,827
Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it.

1255
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,078
After I retired,

1256
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,123
I reopened the detective agency
my old man used to own.

1257
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,708
But after a few years,

1258
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,377
Cissy begged me to retire from that, too.

1259
01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:15,755
She said I'd earned my relaxing years

1260
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:19,133
with long, lazy days
full of golf and fishing.

1261
01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:22,303
Except the only thing
I hate more than golf is fishing.

1262
01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,055
Du Bois Investigators, Inc.

1263
01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,515
Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?

1264
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,017
Actually, it's Ed the Third.

1265
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:29,602
I want Ed the Second.

1266
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:33,105
He's dead. And I'm retired.

1267
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,315
I'm guessing you're looking at

1268
01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,858
a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.

1269
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,736
Everything's old in this frickin' hospital.

1270
01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:40,863
It just shot out of my ass!

1271
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,573
I couldn't help it.

1272
01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:45,826
Oh, God.
He should be ejected from this facility!

1273
01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:46,952
Oh, my God...

1274
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,955
Not you. I need your help.

1275
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,791
I'm a desperate man.

1276
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:53,292
What did you say your name was?

1277
01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,467
The team explored
a number of infiltration procedures.

1278
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:03,469
Adrian even offered to stage

1279
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,554
a diversionary fistfight in the hall.

1280
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,390
We decided against that.

1281
01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:10,476
But I can't say that
what the police told you

1282
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,603
is far from my own analysis.

1283
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,063
I have to entertain

1284
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,148
the possibility that you might be lying.

1285
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,651
There was one major problem.

1286
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,694
This fucking archaic
line-directory system

1287
01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:22,071
throughout the whole entire hospital.

1288
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,906
It took us an hour just to find the ICU.

1289
01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,409
Please believe me,

1290
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:29,120
it happened just the way I say it did.

1291
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:31,997
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,

1292
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,582
but I can't take the case.

1293
01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:35,376
I'm a dead man.

1294
01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:38,170
A hospital is a very public place.

1295
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,589
And anybody could gain
access to your room.

1296
01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:42,091
And if it were me, and some large men

1297
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,426
were trying to re-kill me,

1298
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:45,261
and I wanted to stay un-dead,

1299
01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,805
I'd get the hell out of there. Fast.

1300
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,436
In the end,

1301
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,104
after reviewing our past performance,

1302
01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,481
we could come to only one conclusion.

1303
01:02:57,566 --> 01:02:59,358
We're so much better when we wing it.

1304
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,918
Can I help you with something?

1305
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,129
I'm Dr. Lowenstein,

1306
01:03:20,213 --> 01:03:22,131
Mr. Kershaw's primary care physician.

1307
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,507
He didn't mention anything.

1308
01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:27,011
Oh, well, I'm...
I'm over at Miami General.

1309
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:30,556
Where is Victor?

1310
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,225
He checked himself out,
against my advice.

1311
01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,311
I think the visit
from the police scared him.

1312
01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,146
Police? What did they want?

1313
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,523
Oh, accident investigation.

1314
01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:41,066
They didn't seem too thrilled

1315
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,276
by Mr. Kershaw's account of events.

1316
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,527
He claimed he'd been tortured.

1317
01:03:43,612 --> 01:03:45,279
By bodybuilders.

1318
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:47,072
- Bodybuilders?
- Yes.

1319
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:54,079
This is a case of delusional
alcoholism. It's not uncommon.

1320
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:55,664
You know, I warned him about that.

1321
01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,083
Why are you dressed for
surgery in our hospital?

1322
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,420
Well, I like to be prepared for anything.

1323
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,092
Gentlemen?

1324
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,137
Oh, shit...

1325
01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,014
So, what if he goes to the cops?

1326
01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,390
He already did.

1327
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,434
You know what happened? Nothing!

1328
01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:17,269
Because they figured out
what we already know,

1329
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,563
that Victor Kershaw
is a half-criminal prick

1330
01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:21,190
who deserved bad shit to happen to him.

1331
01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:22,358
Yeah.

1332
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,443
I thought he had to be dead.

1333
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,111
So what?

1334
01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:38,958
You might feel a little prick.

1335
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:45,965
Oh, yeah!

1336
01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,386
It's a little less than what I'm used to,

1337
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:52,137
but what the heck?

1338
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,820
I'm going to rock your world.

1339
01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,155
Ninja style.

1340
01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,660
I told you we'd fix it
with the magic penis shots.

1341
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,163
Oh, yeah!

1342
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,652
- No way!
- No, this is your house.

1343
01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:50,696
Jesus may exalt.

1344
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,157
But cocaine is king.

1345
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:57,161
They seem very happy.

1346
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,540
Dry humping.

1347
01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,878
This is such nice, supple leather.

1348
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:09,381
Asshole.

1349
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:19,141
I know what you're looking at.
Now look at this.

1350
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:22,728
I don't have a home, you putz!

1351
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,398
Oh, jeez!

1352
01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,197
Hey, Kershaw! It's Ed Du Bois!

1353
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,747
Jesus.

1354
01:06:42,082 --> 01:06:44,208
You thought I was lying.

1355
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:47,086
Sometimes it takes me a while
to make up my mind.

1356
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:49,588
Nice place.

1357
01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:52,049
How'd you find me?

1358
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,634
Cab driver at the hospital.

1359
01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:56,011
I paid him 20 not to talk.

1360
01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,721
Well, I paid him 40.

1361
01:06:57,806 --> 01:07:00,265
This shit's my new best friend.

1362
01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:02,351
I'm gonna look into your case, Victor,

1363
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,103
but if you're not telling me the truth,

1364
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,188
you're gonna be in a lot more
trouble than when you started.

1365
01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:09,233
So, why are you helping me?

1366
01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,902
Well, what they did to you
is un-American.

1367
01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,195
Real reason.

1368
01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:15,614
Well, catching fish is fine.

1369
01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,158
Catching bad guys is finer.

1370
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,831
Now, won't you tell me your story again?

1371
01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,457
From the beginning.

1372
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,543
Just give me one more
of those blue ones.

1373
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,711
You've had enough.

1374
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,010
- Hey, there.
- Hey.

1375
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,387
Hey, we didn't see you move in.

1376
01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:40,305
Oh, you know,
most of my things are being shipped.

1377
01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,224
What happened to the Kershaws?

1378
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,559
You know, I don't know the specifics,

1379
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,018
but they must have
really been underwater,

1380
01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:46,687
because they practically
gave me the house.

1381
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,313
I mean, I had asked
the guy from the bank

1382
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,190
and he thinks that
the guy ran off with some girl

1383
01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:51,775
that he met in Havana,
like one of those sex vacations.

1384
01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,404
Jeez! Man, you think you know people.

1385
01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:56,530
Yeah.

1386
01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:59,241
Although Victor liked
to talk about sex a lot.

1387
01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:00,451
Brad MacCalister.

1388
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,660
Tom...

1389
01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:03,287
Lawn.

1390
01:08:03,455 --> 01:08:04,496
- Gotcha.
- Yeah.

1391
01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:05,914
That's a pretty
professional looking hoop

1392
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,124
- you got there.
- Yeah.

1393
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,542
Look at you,
already improving the place.

1394
01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:10,169
Well, that's what I do.

1395
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:11,587
You know, I saw
your wife drop off a gang of kids,

1396
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,088
figured they could come by
anytime and shoot a round.

1397
01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,465
I've done a bit of coaching, so...

1398
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:15,549
Hey, that sounds terrific.

1399
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,926
Use your elbows, you little pussy!

1400
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,220
Oh, tell your mama!

1401
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,222
Damn!

1402
01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,016
Sucker!

1403
01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,018
What the hell
are you doing on the ground?

1404
01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,312
- That hurts.
- Well, it's supposed to hurt!

1405
01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:29,938
That pain's what's gonna save your life.

1406
01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,106
Your cells remember where it hurts

1407
01:08:31,191 --> 01:08:32,149
and that's where they get strong.

1408
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,275
It's called pain and gain, Rusty.

1409
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,902
Don't be a little bitch.
You gonna man up?

1410
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,111
You better,
'cause right now your sister's

1411
01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:37,362
stronger than you.
Give me your hand. Get up!

1412
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,156
What are you looking at,
you little chubby broad?

1413
01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,824
Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother

1414
01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:42,159
driving up and down the street
looking at me.

1415
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:43,577
I'll be your stepfather in about a week.

1416
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,454
I love my new home,

1417
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:47,748
my new neighborhood
and my little brat-pack crew.

1418
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:49,291
I kept it real with them
little motherfuckers

1419
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,001
and they kept it real with me.

1420
01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:55,422
That's 315, close grip.

1421
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,008
All right, benching builds your pecs.

1422
01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,343
We got no homos in this gang, right?

1423
01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:00,636
All right, good.
And if you bachelors like girls,

1424
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,970
listen to the Lawn Dawg.

1425
01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,764
No hottie can resist dope pecs.

1426
01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,057
You want to chase tail with me
in South Beach

1427
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,391
on my Puppy Luv? Huh?

1428
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,018
Or do you want to
look at your little nuts in the mirror

1429
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,102
and see if you got any peach fuzz?

1430
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,313
All right, good.

1431
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,481
Wow!

1432
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,900
Hey, guys. You like it?

1433
01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:16,193
Yeah.

1434
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,778
Oh, I love the sexy casa!

1435
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:21,573
You guys like that?

1436
01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:25,118
You like that fine Russian pussy?

1437
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,162
That was mine.

1438
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,414
I gave it to him. Like nothing.

1439
01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:30,833
Now if we're gonna roll,
we're gonna chase tail,

1440
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,626
we got to do it my way, okay?

1441
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,337
No pickle-licking around here. Let's go.

1442
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:36,547
Break it off. Remind your folks

1443
01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:37,756
about Neighborhood Watch, okay?

1444
01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:39,883
You, you, you and you, jog it home.

1445
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,718
- All right, big man.
- All right, brother.

1446
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:42,803
Let's race the Porsche, baby.

1447
01:09:42,971 --> 01:09:44,471
- Let's do it.
- Come on. It's money.

1448
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:52,271
You get the Turbo.

1449
01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,030
And this Adrian Doorbal,
he paid in cash?

1450
01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:03,949
Yes. 100,000.

1451
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,409
- Cash?
- Cash.

1452
01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,119
- This didn't surprise you.
- No.

1453
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:10,831
I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.

1454
01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,040
You know, he is black.

1455
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:13,792
Yeah.

1456
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,335
Well, you don't think it was strange

1457
01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,713
that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?

1458
01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:20,299
He was a dick. Always making fat jokes.

1459
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,551
One time he told me
if I can cut out snacking,

1460
01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:23,677
that they can cure world hunger.

1461
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,804
Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way.

1462
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:27,806
What do you think of the new guy?

1463
01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,977
Awesome. He says I'm a do-er.

1464
01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:35,939
Our Neighborhood Watch
is about to start.

1465
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,524
Can I get everybody's attention?

1466
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,735
Would you like one? Those are so cute.

1467
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,528
They're like little edible penises.

1468
01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,531
I wish they had them in the strip club.
They're great niblets.

1469
01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:46,074
This is delicious.

1470
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,536
And so easy,
from freezer to microwave to mouth.

1471
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,333
Stan.

1472
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:56,460
Okay. Eyes front, neighbors.

1473
01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:57,669
Now, we'd all like to believe

1474
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,212
we're safe here in
Old Cutler Cove Estates.

1475
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,506
I know I feel more snug
and secure than I've ever.

1476
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:02,716
And I feel very welcomed,

1477
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,676
and I want to
thank you all for that. Okay?

1478
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,720
But this is a very serious situation.

1479
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,722
Okay? There are bad guys out there

1480
01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,058
that are waiting for
good people like us to drop our guard.

1481
01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:12,684
Bad guys are everywhere.

1482
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,770
I should know, okay.
I work for the government.

1483
01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,188
And I've been to prison.

1484
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,315
And it sucks!

1485
01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:20,817
At this first meeting
of the Neighborhood Watch,

1486
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,319
Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate

1487
01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:23,779
a few ways we can keep ourselves safe.

1488
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:26,782
- My pal, Dick...
- Yeah.

1489
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:27,908
...who works with me at the government,

1490
01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:29,117
will now hand out
your preparedness packs.

1491
01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,160
Right.

1492
01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,287
That means we have to hand
out the preparedness packs,

1493
01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:33,789
- thank you.
- Yeah. Right away.

1494
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,165
In our own corner
of the American dream,

1495
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,542
safety requires vigilance.

1496
01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:39,419
Okay, look at our chart here.

1497
01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,588
Number one thing,
vigilance equals safety.

1498
01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:43,298
Number two, recognizing...

1499
01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:47,052
Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah.

1500
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:51,723
Okay. First thing,
recognizing a potential attacker.

1501
01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:55,519
Sorry about that. There it is.

1502
01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:56,603
Peter?

1503
01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:57,938
Safety pack.

1504
01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,815
Each family gets a pack.

1505
01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:02,484
Each pack has
pepper spray and a taser.

1506
01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,986
Ladies, these things work.

1507
01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:06,655
You can zap a guy's balls off
with one hit, all right.

1508
01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,657
Okay! The lovely Sorina here...

1509
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,534
- Ta-da!
...is going to be the victim.

1510
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,619
Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?

1511
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:13,829
Oh, sure.

1512
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:14,913
Right here!

1513
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,331
Me. Pick me.

1514
01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:18,000
Can you pick me? Can you pick me?

1515
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,752
We're only picking one, guys.
This is not a gang rape, okay.

1516
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,087
You sit down. We'll take Brad.

1517
01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:23,338
Yes!

1518
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:24,840
My favorite neighbor.

1519
01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,758
He picked me, he picked me.

1520
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,135
Hi, I'm Brad.

1521
01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:29,386
You touch her, I'll fuck you up!

1522
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:30,762
- Hey!
- It was nice meeting you.

1523
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:31,888
Dick.

1524
01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:34,057
This is only a simulation, okay?
Calm it down.

1525
01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:35,851
Well, that's what I'd do in this situation.

1526
01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,602
I'll fuck him up!

1527
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,354
Paul, now.

1528
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:41,523
Honey, I had to grab her ass.
Look, I was the rapist!

1529
01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,025
- You're a perv.
- It was role playing.

1530
01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,193
What the hell are you doing?

1531
01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,361
What?

1532
01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:48,739
"What?" You look like shit.

1533
01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:50,282
I feel like I look great.

1534
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,159
This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?

1535
01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,702
We cannot afford to mess this up.

1536
01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:56,872
I agree. You don't need
all this Kumbaya shit.

1537
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,373
Excuse me? I blended in, okay?

1538
01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:00,584
I'm an influential member
of this community now.

1539
01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:02,794
Have some respect and act accordingly.

1540
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,922
Paul?

1541
01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:08,842
The hotel wants you
to pay your $47,000 bill

1542
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,927
or they're kicking us out.

1543
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,306
Yeah, honey?

1544
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:15,599
What are you doing?

1545
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,226
I'm praying.

1546
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,352
Well,

1547
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:22,147
you should pray for $500

1548
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,482
to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos

1549
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,400
from Neiman's to my shoe closet.

1550
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:26,568
Okay.

1551
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,613
Secret Agent Sorina
needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.

1552
01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,574
Secret agent,
Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.

1553
01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:39,790
Jimmy Choo shoes. Cash.

1554
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,417
Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom,

1555
01:13:42,502 --> 01:13:44,961
you happen to be on the 20th floor.

1556
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:48,423
I had a choice. Take the fast way down,

1557
01:13:48,508 --> 01:13:50,425
or find a way to keep climbing.

1558
01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,679
Lord God, this place is depressing.

1559
01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,518
And so is this.

1560
01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:03,647
No matter how it gets there,
your John Hancock shows

1561
01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:05,482
notarized, even at a 90-degree angle.

1562
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,567
It's all legal and binding.

1563
01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:10,445
Oh, funny thing,
when a man's blindfolded,

1564
01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:13,073
electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys,

1565
01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,741
and hung like dry cleaning,

1566
01:14:14,826 --> 01:14:16,618
he tends to sign just about anything.

1567
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:19,246
The Sun Gym Gang
has successfully acquired

1568
01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:20,580
every asset you had.

1569
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,541
And they're enjoying it.

1570
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,585
So I don't have a move?

1571
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,630
Because if that's true,
I'm not paying you a fucking dime!

1572
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,173
You don't have a fucking dime.

1573
01:14:30,258 --> 01:14:31,508
What happens now?

1574
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,094
Now I go to work.

1575
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,641
After a couple months with us,
you won't even recognize yourself,

1576
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:40,851
trust me.

1577
01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,894
I trust you.

1578
01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:46,606
As you can see here, we've got
all brand new Cybex equipment.

1579
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:49,234
All the latest stuff.
Want to start out with some curls?

1580
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,319
You have the perfect frame
for bodybuilding.

1581
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:52,571
I'm going to get you so jacked.

1582
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,906
I'd love to get jacked.

1583
01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:56,867
What kind of work do you do, Ed?

1584
01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,493
Lawn and garden supplies.

1585
01:14:58,578 --> 01:15:01,288
Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that.

1586
01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,082
Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.

1587
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,625
Oh, yeah? Where?

1588
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,460
Old Cutler Cove.

1589
01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:11,506
Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.

1590
01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:13,633
You know, you believe
you deserve it and the universe...

1591
01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,927
...will serve it.
Yeah, I've heard that before.

1592
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,555
- Jonny Wu says that.
- Yeah. TV commercial.

1593
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,016
I love that guy.
All right, let's hit the chest press.

1594
01:15:21,309 --> 01:15:22,976
Lawn supplies, huh?

1595
01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:27,147
I got me a riding mower.
Snapper 342, you know it?

1596
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,446
Yeah, it's a beauty.
It's a zero-turn model, right?

1597
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:35,822
Yep.

1598
01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:39,034
It's got one of the best decks around.

1599
01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:40,994
It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil.

1600
01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:42,787
You might be my new favorite client.

1601
01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,164
Now, come on, you're growing.

1602
01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:45,665
Let's go. Let's go stretch those pecs.

1603
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:48,919
How'd you happen to choose this gym?

1604
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,545
A friend of mine recommended it.

1605
01:15:50,630 --> 01:15:52,172
He said
you worked him over pretty good.

1606
01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:54,132
That's what I like to hear. Who's that?

1607
01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,967
Victor Kershaw.

1608
01:15:58,304 --> 01:15:59,638
How is Vic?

1609
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:02,682
I don't really know.
I can't get him on the phone.

1610
01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:05,936
Well, maybe he's on vacation.

1611
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,854
- Who's that?
- Kershaw.

1612
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:10,482
Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is.

1613
01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:17,113
I've been here before.
And I'm not proud of this.

1614
01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,038
To my dearest Adrian.

1615
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,750
You are my sun,

1616
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,168
my moon,

1617
01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:33,713
my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I love that show.

1618
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:46,518
He got the bag! He got the bag!

1619
01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:56,444
Drop the bag! Drop it!

1620
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,289
My grandfather,

1621
01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:11,042
he said to me,
"Never marry a black man."

1622
01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,753
I don't know why.
He thought they were all dodgy.

1623
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,214
But he's dead now.

1624
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,550
From racism. No, it was a cement truck.

1625
01:17:24,432 --> 01:17:27,309
Hello. Is the haircut line here?

1626
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:28,893
I just need a little trim.

1627
01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,147
Oh, shit.

1628
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,944
Oh, shit!

1629
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:44,784
He's over here!

1630
01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:45,994
Come on down here.

1631
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,454
In here, go.

1632
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:48,621
Freeze!

1633
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,310
Well, this plan didn't work.

1634
01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:12,812
Cover the back!

1635
01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:15,982
She makes me
the happiest man in the world!

1636
01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:21,988
This plan was just practice.

1637
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,785
But I had another plan.

1638
01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:32,499
Frank Griga,
the phone-sex douche from the club.

1639
01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:39,464
He wouldn't be as easy as a bank.

1640
01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,675
But as it turns out...

1641
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,802
In the water!

1642
01:18:44,095 --> 01:18:45,136
Fire!

1643
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,471
...a bank wasn't all that easy.

1644
01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:09,702
Motherfucker!

1645
01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:16,876
Fuck!

1646
01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:18,586
That's all I got.

1647
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,588
What a dick.

1648
01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:23,925
Lugo?

1649
01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,302
Hey, Lugo! Goddang it.

1650
01:19:28,055 --> 01:19:29,764
Oh, Danny. Danny?

1651
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,808
Will you shut the fuck up?

1652
01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,852
Slow down, Paul.

1653
01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:35,478
Did you do something bad?

1654
01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:36,771
Maybe a little.

1655
01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:38,189
You're all fucking green.

1656
01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,358
I fucked up! Oh, I've got to sit down.

1657
01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,528
Dan...

1658
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,532
They got my toe, Danny!

1659
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,658
- They got my toe.
- Jesus!

1660
01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:52,370
I know, Jesus! You can see the bone.

1661
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,747
Put that fucking thing away now!

1662
01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:55,832
Can they reattach it?

1663
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,958
No, Paul, they can't, okay?

1664
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,334
Because that's gonna bring questions

1665
01:19:58,419 --> 01:19:59,752
and the fucking heat.

1666
01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,463
God gave you 10, now you got nine.

1667
01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:02,547
You've got to deal with that, okay?

1668
01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,257
Frank Griga.

1669
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:06,217
He's got millions.

1670
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,387
And we can take it. You know why?

1671
01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:11,639
'Cause we're do-ers.

1672
01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:13,308
I gave you a second chance,
and what did you do?

1673
01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,185
You put it right up your fucking nose.

1674
01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:16,603
Oh, no, no, it's not just that!

1675
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,899
It's a little bit of that.

1676
01:20:22,485 --> 01:20:23,776
You're broke, all right?

1677
01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,153
And now you want me
to solve your problems

1678
01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:26,863
by going fucking cowboy
on some porn king?

1679
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,573
Hey, what's going on? What...

1680
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,116
- Why's your head green?
- Yeah.

1681
01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,327
I made a mistake.

1682
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,370
He blew his whole cut,
now he wants to do another job.

1683
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:35,455
Is that right?

1684
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,166
Why did you say it like that?

1685
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,876
Because I put
all my money in the house,

1686
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,753
and now I need a procedure.

1687
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,254
A procedure?

1688
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:44,339
I'm a man who just got married

1689
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:45,924
and his penis don't work, okay?

1690
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,091
You know what?

1691
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:49,177
Why don't you glue his toe
onto your balls?

1692
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,428
Everyone wins.

1693
01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:51,888
Did you remember to get me some bait?

1694
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,765
I will not buy worms.

1695
01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,100
You're pretty funny.

1696
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,103
Your back?

1697
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,652
This is from your trip to the gym, isn't it?

1698
01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:09,364
No, I just want to
lie here and think about the case.

1699
01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,242
Why did Miami PD
ignore this man's story?

1700
01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:16,704
His account of what happened
is rather unbelievable,

1701
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:20,375
and other than that,
he's a hard guy to like.

1702
01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:22,752
Mese.

1703
01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:24,837
Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?

1704
01:21:24,964 --> 01:21:26,589
No, should I?

1705
01:21:26,674 --> 01:21:28,216
Well, I should think so,

1706
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,884
seeing as you apparently watched me

1707
01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:31,511
sign my whole life away

1708
01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:33,680
to some fucking weightlifter!

1709
01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,350
- John!
- Mr. Kershaw.

1710
01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:40,144
Oh, so you do remember me.
That's funny

1711
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,772
because I don't remember you.
Which must mean you're a liar.

1712
01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,148
Get the fuck out!

1713
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,447
I was under the impression
that you were out of town.

1714
01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:53,908
Oh, yeah,
I never left town, because I didn't have

1715
01:21:53,993 --> 01:21:56,202
any money to leave town with,

1716
01:21:56,287 --> 01:21:57,453
because you fucking stole it!

1717
01:21:57,580 --> 01:22:01,708
Now give me my money back!

1718
01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:08,881
Fuck!

1719
01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:15,638
If that dog pees in the pool, you're fired!

1720
01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,099
Hey! Victor Kershaw
just called my office!

1721
01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:19,517
What'd he say?

1722
01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,190
You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!

1723
01:22:31,322 --> 01:22:32,405
What'd he say, John?

1724
01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:33,489
He wants his stuff back!

1725
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:34,574
- He wants all of it!
- Shut up!

1726
01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:36,159
Did he forget he gave it to me?

1727
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,368
He wants the whole nut.

1728
01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,708
This phone's going to cost you $43.

1729
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,506
...good tonight. Come on, let's go.

1730
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:51,799
- Give me a whoop-whoop!
- Whoop-whoop!

1731
01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:54,552
You talk to your mommy, you bitch?

1732
01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:57,096
Victor, how's it going?

1733
01:22:57,348 --> 01:22:59,265
I feel kind of just like shit, John.

1734
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:00,683
Watch your language, dude.

1735
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,061
Shut the fuck up!

1736
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,438
No, no, no. No, not you.
Not you. I'm so sorry.

1737
01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:06,814
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!

1738
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,775
You got the worst karma ever!

1739
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,819
Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?

1740
01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:14,280
Let me swing by there
and make it right. What's your address?

1741
01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:15,657
You got a pencil?

1742
01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:17,825
I'm at 143 Fuck You Avenue

1743
01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,494
on the corner of Blow Me and Die.

1744
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,666
Listen, tell me where you are

1745
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,376
and I'll bring by the forms
for you to sign.

1746
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,961
It'll be all legit. It'll make this right.

1747
01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:31,506
These fucking guys hustled me
like they hustled you!

1748
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,674
I am furious!

1749
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:33,883
Now where are you?

1750
01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,760
I'm at your house, John,
fucking your wife.

1751
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:38,262
I'm not telling you where I am, John!

1752
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,098
I'll call you later to set a meet.

1753
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:42,934
That went like shit.

1754
01:23:43,811 --> 01:23:46,104
- What do we do now?
- Star 69 him.

1755
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,648
You want me to have sex with him?

1756
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:52,110
Press the star key,
press the six and press the nine!

1757
01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:56,823
Seven Seas Motel.

1758
01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:00,576
How did you do that?

1759
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:15,091
Fuck!

1760
01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:19,721
What's with you clowns?

1761
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,598
What the... Hey,
snatch that Cabbage Patch!

1762
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,356
All right, here's the deal, little fella,

1763
01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:32,316
I'm gonna head-butt you
and knock you out, okay?

1764
01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,819
Well, if he's not there,
then I don't know where he is.

1765
01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:37,238
The only guy he talks to is
the guy who pays for his room.

1766
01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,322
What guy?

1767
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,783
Sorry. Classified information.

1768
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,994
No peeking through the hole!

1769
01:24:44,163 --> 01:24:45,913
I recently got married

1770
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,082
and I was looking
for a place to have a honeymoon.

1771
01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:49,834
I was hoping maybe
you could show me around.

1772
01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,754
Why would you
want to have your honeymoon here?

1773
01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:54,297
Oh, this place has
a lot of fond memories for me.

1774
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:56,924
The very first time
I bashed a man's skull in was here

1775
01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:58,593
and it was a mess!

1776
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,512
But that bat was aluminum.
I've switched to wood.

1777
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,264
So you should
get your ass out here right now

1778
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,516
or I'll bash your brains all over that wall

1779
01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:06,976
with one fucking swing!

1780
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,561
Okay, sure.

1781
01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:12,273
Let me show you the pool.

1782
01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,613
Holy shit. It's my client.

1783
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,617
I told him I was gonna give him
a fucking body like mine!

1784
01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:24,577
- Unreal.
- What a fucking cocksuck.

1785
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:25,661
I can't wait to go in his house.

1786
01:25:25,746 --> 01:25:27,747
I'm gonna shit in his bathroom.
That's what I'ma do.

1787
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:32,084
It takes a little finesse
to tell the Chief of Police

1788
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:34,587
that his guys missed something big.

1789
01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:39,383
His story's true.
Your guys went to sleep on it.

1790
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,552
Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed.

1791
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:42,720
I'll take a look at what you got,

1792
01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:44,722
but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.

1793
01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:45,973
George, I got a trunk full of evidence.

1794
01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,892
Believe me, it's a starter.

1795
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,727
Hands up! Hands up!

1796
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,730
A Colombian plus torture
equals bad news, Ed,

1797
01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:54,649
at 5:30, 6:00 and 11:00,

1798
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,317
for however many nights
it takes Channel 4

1799
01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,819
to make me look like
I'm kind of Uncle Juan

1800
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,070
defending the rights of drug dealers.

1801
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,823
Drug dealer?
The guy sold submarine sandwiches.

1802
01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:04,158
And Pablo Escobar
was a florist. Come on.

1803
01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:05,493
Ed, you know this.

1804
01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:07,411
Anything below the Keys
is like a boil on my ass.

1805
01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,496
These guys are still out there

1806
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,622
and they're gonna get hungry again.

1807
01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:10,998
You should get on it.

1808
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,293
Trust between a trainer and his client

1809
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,003
is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.

1810
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:18,714
To betray that is
to betray everything I believe in

1811
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,008
regarding fitness and America.

1812
01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:27,306
Hey!

1813
01:26:27,474 --> 01:26:28,683
There's a white lady in there

1814
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,518
making a really nice cherry pie.

1815
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,186
I love cherry pies.

1816
01:26:37,276 --> 01:26:38,276
Cops.

1817
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,694
What? Why are the police here?

1818
01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:41,445
Somebody called them
on a black guy in their yard!

1819
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:42,613
What do you think they're doing here?

1820
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:43,823
- Now what?
- Well, we can either

1821
01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:45,658
walk out front or
we can jump in the fucking water.

1822
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,742
I can't swim!

1823
01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:48,828
Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.

1824
01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:57,753
All right. Come on, come on!

1825
01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:02,633
Mission abort,
mission abort, mission abort!

1826
01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:05,052
How's your back?

1827
01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:06,971
The old back's fine.

1828
01:27:07,514 --> 01:27:09,098
Car wouldn't start, though.

1829
01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:11,601
You've got to get rid of that,
it's an old-man car.

1830
01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,729
So Mr. Kershaw called.

1831
01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,898
He said, "This is how you protect me,

1832
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,399
"you pussy son of a bitch?

1833
01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:20,359
"Fucking thugs come to murder me

1834
01:27:20,444 --> 01:27:21,944
"and where the fuck are you?"

1835
01:27:22,029 --> 01:27:23,696
And then he left an address.

1836
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:26,741
Victor!

1837
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,619
Never call bad guys!

1838
01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:32,663
Especially the ones
who are trying to kill you!

1839
01:27:33,332 --> 01:27:36,000
You're gonna give me shit
about that right now?

1840
01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,753
I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.

1841
01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,421
Would you pass me a roll, please?

1842
01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:41,505
Sure.

1843
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:43,841
You have some tiny trees.

1844
01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:45,509
That's sort of my hobby.

1845
01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:49,722
Shit!

1846
01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:50,848
Here, let me help you.

1847
01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:54,018
No, I can do it. I can do it.

1848
01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:56,687
Come on, let me help.

1849
01:27:56,813 --> 01:27:57,897
I...

1850
01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,190
Ed!

1851
01:28:04,363 --> 01:28:05,821
There you go.

1852
01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:10,201
Every man needs to fight for his dignity.

1853
01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:21,671
I have a boat.

1854
01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:24,006
Sure you do.

1855
01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:28,970
Don't don't, do do,
nut up and be like Wu.

1856
01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:31,097
I was so sick of Jonny Wu.

1857
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,807
If I had learned anything
these past few months

1858
01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:34,767
besides what a fucking notary does,

1859
01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:36,519
it's that if you don't
pay attention to details,

1860
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,270
they can come up
and bite you in the ass.

1861
01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:40,731
Or worse, they hire detectives.

1862
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:49,490
Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit.
And this nice house.

1863
01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:51,659
But I'm not going backwards.

1864
01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,453
So the three-finger plan
just needs another finger.

1865
01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:55,746
So, what?

1866
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,666
Hey, Paul, it's me.
I want you to pick up Adrian.

1867
01:28:58,750 --> 01:28:59,917
We're gonna move on your porn king.

1868
01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:09,760
Dibs.

1869
01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,017
How are you, sir?

1870
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:17,351
- Good. How you doing?
- Excellent.

1871
01:29:17,436 --> 01:29:19,270
Yeah. Shut the door, please.

1872
01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:23,315
Now, come on, let's do
the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.

1873
01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:24,692
Next.

1874
01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:28,654
India alone has a billion people
as of the last census.

1875
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,032
One billion people, two billion ears.

1876
01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:34,035
And until now,
AT&T has had a lock on all of them.

1877
01:29:34,286 --> 01:29:35,453
Take a look at our flow chart.

1878
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:38,998
See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian.

1879
01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:40,041
We're not going after them.

1880
01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:41,625
We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.

1881
01:29:42,461 --> 01:29:43,753
Those are Japanese.

1882
01:29:44,463 --> 01:29:46,005
That's phase two.

1883
01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:48,174
We're going multi-continental
on this thing, okay.

1884
01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:50,384
This is a huge organization.

1885
01:29:50,469 --> 01:29:51,594
Sorry, boss.

1886
01:29:51,678 --> 01:29:53,179
- Wedding pictures, sorry.
- You're killing me.

1887
01:29:53,472 --> 01:29:54,722
Here we go.

1888
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,557
Percentage of Indian
telecommunication market.

1889
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:59,810
We own it, we guarantee it.
You're in ground-floor entry.

1890
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,645
Boom, skyrocket. Next.

1891
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:02,980
Frankie!

1892
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:04,565
Chopin, stop!

1893
01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:10,321
Come here. Meet my friends.
Show them your tits.

1894
01:30:10,489 --> 01:30:11,697
Look, you like them?

1895
01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:16,202
I had the doctor put in an extra 500 cc's.

1896
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:18,454
- Like Jell-O.
- They're new.

1897
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,123
Impressive. Are you in?

1898
01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:22,625
Do they have phone sex in India?

1899
01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:25,086
Because she's the best dirty talker
in the business.

1900
01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:26,712
Come on, give us a few moans.

1901
01:30:27,214 --> 01:30:28,756
Come on, that's it.

1902
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:30,508
Nice.

1903
01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,927
All right, so what's
the minimum investment?

1904
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,179
500,000.

1905
01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,599
- Isn't he your limo driver?
- And partner.

1906
01:30:38,683 --> 01:30:39,683
He is a full-fledged partner.

1907
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,644
- Did I meet you at the...
- You did.

1908
01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:43,604
- You're the Jesus guy.
- I am.

1909
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,151
What's the maximum investment?

1910
01:30:50,737 --> 01:30:52,613
Some people wouldn't try it again.

1911
01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:54,615
Some people would say
quit while you're ahead.

1912
01:30:55,158 --> 01:30:57,326
Well, some people are pussies.

1913
01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:59,245
Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.

1914
01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:00,412
They take it on the chin,

1915
01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:02,790
learn from their mistakes,
double down and do it.

1916
01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:06,001
Our plan was solid.
Our skills were cutting edge.

1917
01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:09,421
We just needed to put ourselves
in a position to succeed.

1918
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,382
And that position was Adrian's house.

1919
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:16,137
You guys look so sweet.

1920
01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:17,805
Yeah.

1921
01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:19,306
Where's your wife now?

1922
01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:21,225
She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.

1923
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:22,560
You look nice.

1924
01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:24,812
Thanks, man.
She's a big girl, you can't handle it.

1925
01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,648
Hey, you know what we need?

1926
01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:28,899
Some music! Right?

1927
01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:29,984
So what do you think,
we go in the other room

1928
01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:31,777
- and talk a little business?
- Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.

1929
01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,156
Let's get this party started!

1930
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,074
Best song ever!

1931
01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:38,826
Show them how you can
shake it up, baby.

1932
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,828
Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.

1933
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,913
Okay. The hands will be on the ass!

1934
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:44,290
- I'm coming for you.
- Come on, baby.

1935
01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:45,499
Give me that thing.

1936
01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,296
So, I ran your numbers
past my accountant

1937
01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,798
and it looks like
blue skies and clear sailing.

1938
01:31:52,883 --> 01:31:54,592
Fantastic.
I've got the contracts right here.

1939
01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:56,594
Oh, God, that is nasty.

1940
01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,804
For who's ever gonna do the investing.

1941
01:31:58,889 --> 01:32:00,639
- I got an eggroll for you, baby.
- Yeah, you do!

1942
01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:06,812
Frank, I don't think
I'm following you right now.

1943
01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:08,772
I want to meet directly with the board.

1944
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,232
I mean, no offense, Daniel,

1945
01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:12,985
but your skill set
doesn't put my mind at ease.

1946
01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,367
- I want to see you dance!
- Come on, Paul!

1947
01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:21,410
I don't dance,

1948
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,370
but I got something
much better than dancing.

1949
01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:25,039
Yeah!

1950
01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,836
Come on, baby!

1951
01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,924
Okay. So what exactly
is my skill set then, Frank?

1952
01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:36,342
Please, tell me.

1953
01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:39,595
I was being polite. Look, Daniel,

1954
01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:41,096
you seem like a really good guy, okay?

1955
01:32:41,181 --> 01:32:42,556
We could totally hang out, okay?

1956
01:32:42,641 --> 01:32:44,516
We can go chase
some gash, you know?

1957
01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:45,643
But, frankly,

1958
01:32:45,727 --> 01:32:47,853
I'm not comfortable
with you having a say in my money.

1959
01:32:47,938 --> 01:32:49,438
So you stand here in my friend's house

1960
01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:51,398
and you tell me you don't trust me?

1961
01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:52,483
You know what? You're right.

1962
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,568
Maybe this isn't the place
to discuss this.

1963
01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:57,446
What? You want to go
over my head to the board?

1964
01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:00,574
Hey, look, Daniel,

1965
01:33:00,659 --> 01:33:02,493
you know a little something
about the business world,

1966
01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:04,328
but not nearly as much as you think.

1967
01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:06,705
I mean, some of the things you say
are just comical.

1968
01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:08,249
I don't think you're a hard worker.

1969
01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:10,709
I'm not saying you're a fucking moron,

1970
01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:13,420
but this is a complicated venture, okay?

1971
01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:15,172
It takes professionals. You guys,

1972
01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:16,298
you're a bunch of fucking amateurs.

1973
01:33:17,509 --> 01:33:18,592
Motherfucker!

1974
01:33:18,677 --> 01:33:20,678
Nobody calls me a fucking amateur!

1975
01:33:21,179 --> 01:33:23,055
Do you know who you're fucking with?

1976
01:33:26,309 --> 01:33:28,602
- Come on! Sixty-one!
- Frank?

1977
01:33:28,687 --> 01:33:32,022
Sixty-two! Sixty-three!
Come on, push it, baby!

1978
01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:33,440
- Where's Frank?
- Sixty-four!

1979
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:34,942
- Where the fuck is Frank?
- Look at this!

1980
01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,110
Frank!

1981
01:33:36,194 --> 01:33:38,195
Sixty-five! Look, 66!

1982
01:33:38,530 --> 01:33:40,114
No one calls me an amateur!

1983
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:41,198
No one calls me a fucking amateur!

1984
01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:42,616
Jesus Christ.
You could have fucking killed me!

1985
01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,493
You fucking could have
killed me, you cunt!

1986
01:33:44,577 --> 01:33:45,995
You fucking motherfucker!

1987
01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:50,874
No one calls me
a fucking amateur! No one!

1988
01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:54,670
Because I work hard!
I do work fucking hard!

1989
01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,715
I fucking work!

1990
01:34:01,428 --> 01:34:03,679
No! Oh, God. Please, no!

1991
01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:14,481
Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!

1992
01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:16,817
- I'm going for 80!
- Give me five more, baby!

1993
01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:18,319
Yeah!

1994
01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:20,154
That's a new house record!

1995
01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:21,989
Frank!

1996
01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:23,282
Look at this!
Go, push it! Fucking push it!

1997
01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:27,536
- Frank?
- Yeah, baby!

1998
01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,918
- What did you do?
- It was an accident.

1999
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,379
Jesus fucking Christ!

2000
01:34:37,464 --> 01:34:39,506
He fell!
The thing just hit him in the head

2001
01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:40,674
when he fell down.

2002
01:34:40,759 --> 01:34:42,092
- You fucking cocksucker!
- No, no, please, don't!

2003
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:45,971
No!

2004
01:34:46,056 --> 01:34:47,514
Grab that fucking crazy bitch!

2005
01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:50,184
- Oh, what the fuck... What happened?
- It was an accident!

2006
01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:51,310
You were supposed to talk to him!

2007
01:34:51,519 --> 01:34:54,063
- Take her, Paul! Take her!
- I was talking to him!

2008
01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:56,482
Is he dead?

2009
01:34:56,566 --> 01:34:58,984
You see how those weights
are flush flat on the fucking floor?

2010
01:34:59,069 --> 01:35:01,487
Well, they shouldn't be, because there's
a fucking head in between them.

2011
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,781
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

2012
01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:05,949
- She's biting me!
- Keep her fucking quiet!

2013
01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:08,118
Roll her over! Show me her ass!

2014
01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:10,204
I got upset and...

2015
01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:14,333
He called me a fucking amateur!

2016
01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:17,586
And you fucking hit him with a weight?

2017
01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:18,879
He said
he was going to sign the papers,

2018
01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,089
then he wouldn't sign, then he got upset

2019
01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:21,173
and he said he wanted to see the board,

2020
01:35:21,257 --> 01:35:22,257
then I said no,
he couldn't see the board,

2021
01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:23,384
"I don't want you to see the board.

2022
01:35:23,468 --> 01:35:24,468
"Why'd you call me an amateur?"

2023
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,969
Then he got upset,
then he fucking said something else

2024
01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,054
and I got upset and he fucking fell.

2025
01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,347
I think he fell
or I pushed him or something.

2026
01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:30,307
Then you killed him!

2027
01:35:31,643 --> 01:35:32,935
What did you do to her?

2028
01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:34,978
I gave her a horse tranquilizer.

2029
01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,314
Oh, shit.

2030
01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:38,982
She'll be fine.

2031
01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:46,657
33, 19, 22. That's
the safe combination, right?

2032
01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:49,326
Is that Yugoslavian?

2033
01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:51,995
Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?

2034
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,415
- Seventeen.
- All right, no, no.

2035
01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,375
33, 19, 22.

2036
01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:59,378
Okay, this is now a salvage op! Let's go!

2037
01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:00,671
What does that even mean?

2038
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,798
It means
I'm getting that car and stuff in the safe.

2039
01:36:02,882 --> 01:36:03,882
Oh, shit.

2040
01:36:04,843 --> 01:36:05,843
Oh!

2041
01:36:06,428 --> 01:36:07,636
This is so bad.

2042
01:36:07,846 --> 01:36:09,680
All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?

2043
01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:11,098
And stay by the phone.

2044
01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:12,599
Make sure the sperm mogul's
on ice until I get back.

2045
01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:15,102
- What do you mean "on ice"?
- In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay!

2046
01:36:15,395 --> 01:36:16,812
Hey, when does Robin get home?

2047
01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:18,605
Her shift's over at noon.

2048
01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:19,731
Okay, great.

2049
01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:21,942
Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump.

2050
01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:23,694
Yeah, take a moment.

2051
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,657
That's it. That's good.

2052
01:36:30,243 --> 01:36:31,285
Listen, Danny,

2053
01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:33,829
I know what it's like to
think you killed somebody.

2054
01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:36,123
And it hurts.

2055
01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,168
I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...

2056
01:36:39,252 --> 01:36:40,252
That's it, get it.

2057
01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,129
Jesus, devil,
swirling all up in your head.

2058
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:44,173
I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived.

2059
01:36:44,424 --> 01:36:45,924
So you must really feel like shit.

2060
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:48,719
You're right, Paul.

2061
01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:51,096
Let's just hope
Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?

2062
01:36:51,181 --> 01:36:52,181
Oh, He is.

2063
01:36:52,265 --> 01:36:53,932
Adrian, do something about this rug.

2064
01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:55,142
Look, just say the dog did it, okay?

2065
01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:56,393
Everything else
will be gone before Robin...

2066
01:36:56,478 --> 01:36:57,978
Looks like he killed the dog.

2067
01:36:58,062 --> 01:36:59,354
Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek.

2068
01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:00,522
Let's go, Paul, come on.

2069
01:37:00,607 --> 01:37:01,607
Hang in there, buddy.

2070
01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:03,066
Bro, you better hurry up, man!

2071
01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:04,401
We'll be back!

2072
01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:05,861
Where is my dog, bro?

2073
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:13,160
I see it. I see the emotion,

2074
01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,369
and I see all that Satan shit swirling.

2075
01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:16,747
I don't need your shit
right now, okay? Please.

2076
01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:20,000
I say it because I care.
I'm just trying to be a friend.

2077
01:37:29,093 --> 01:37:30,886
Be calm.

2078
01:37:43,733 --> 01:37:44,816
Holy shit.

2079
01:37:45,777 --> 01:37:47,277
Holy Moses.

2080
01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:50,322
You're a fucking genius. You did it!

2081
01:37:50,406 --> 01:37:52,282
I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?

2082
01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,076
Look at the size of this thing!

2083
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,827
It's like a fucking treasure chest!

2084
01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:02,209
Come on, baby. Come on.

2085
01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:05,337
33... 19... 22...

2086
01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:07,881
Shit!

2087
01:38:08,299 --> 01:38:09,341
Come on!

2088
01:38:09,425 --> 01:38:10,634
33...

2089
01:38:11,177 --> 01:38:12,302
19...

2090
01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:14,513
22...

2091
01:38:17,642 --> 01:38:20,519
- You fucked this up!
- This is not my fault!

2092
01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:21,895
Oh, man.

2093
01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:25,607
- What's the combo?
- 32, 19, 22!

2094
01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:30,904
Yo, DL, where you at, man?

2095
01:38:30,989 --> 01:38:33,198
Put the Yugoslav on the phone.
I need the right safe combo.

2096
01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:34,950
No, you got to get back here, man.

2097
01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,410
Robin's going to be home
in a few hours.

2098
01:38:36,494 --> 01:38:37,452
She gets off at noon.

2099
01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:39,496
No, I think they gave me
the wrong fucking number!

2100
01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:41,415
- Frank?
- No, she... Shit.

2101
01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,377
Hello?

2102
01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:47,462
You wrote it down wrong.

2103
01:38:49,215 --> 01:38:51,592
You gonna try to get away?

2104
01:38:51,801 --> 01:38:53,093
There's some more!

2105
01:38:53,177 --> 01:38:55,470
Now, come on, get up.
My wife's coming home.

2106
01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:57,431
See you in the living room.

2107
01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:01,935
Stop drinking!
You've got to write the code down now.

2108
01:39:02,020 --> 01:39:03,478
- I'm ready.
- All right, what's the safe combo?

2109
01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:04,646
Put the phone where she can hear.

2110
01:39:09,736 --> 01:39:10,986
She can't hear nothing, man.

2111
01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:12,070
What's the problem?

2112
01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:14,114
The bitch is cold, bro.

2113
01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:15,616
What? No.

2114
01:39:15,908 --> 01:39:18,410
Her soul has left her body.

2115
01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:20,245
Tell me it's not fucking true, now!

2116
01:39:20,330 --> 01:39:21,997
I mean, you told me to give
her some more tranquilizer,

2117
01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:23,081
and I did, and I gave her two shots,

2118
01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:24,124
and I think I gave her too much,

2119
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,250
'cause now she's not fucking breathing.

2120
01:39:25,335 --> 01:39:26,543
We were dancing
and having such a good time

2121
01:39:26,669 --> 01:39:28,670
and I was smacking her ass
and now she's fucking dead!

2122
01:39:28,755 --> 01:39:30,047
And you're not here, bro!

2123
01:39:30,923 --> 01:39:32,758
No. No! Not...

2124
01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:35,636
Did you get the code?

2125
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,970
No! No! No!

2126
01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,100
This isn't happening.

2127
01:39:42,727 --> 01:39:44,061
This is not happening.

2128
01:39:44,145 --> 01:39:45,646
Jonny Wu says
it's all about seeing the humor

2129
01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:49,191
in the chaos, right? Right?
Come on! Let's bolt!

2130
01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:50,609
You didn't get the code?

2131
01:39:50,902 --> 01:39:52,194
Let's go, we got shit to do.

2132
01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,487
Tell me the code. I'm ready.

2133
01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:55,364
Come on. We don't
have the code. Put this on.

2134
01:39:58,284 --> 01:40:00,827
Yeah, I got the Lambo.
Hey, you want that dog?

2135
01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:03,246
That Yorkshire's
about $1,250 if it's a purebred.

2136
01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:04,373
Hey.

2137
01:40:04,457 --> 01:40:05,791
Shit, we've got to get
something for the bodies.

2138
01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,042
Hey, little buddy.

2139
01:40:07,585 --> 01:40:08,960
You hungry?

2140
01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:12,923
Come on, come on!

2141
01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:15,717
What a little boy.

2142
01:40:16,094 --> 01:40:17,135
I love purple.

2143
01:40:17,804 --> 01:40:20,222
It's not smart taking a dead man's car.

2144
01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:21,932
Not smart at all.

2145
01:40:25,603 --> 01:40:27,354
Oh, shit! Oh, no!

2146
01:40:27,438 --> 01:40:29,940
Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!

2147
01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:34,444
Oh, shit.

2148
01:40:46,833 --> 01:40:48,375
Lost my dog.

2149
01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:50,794
You've got to slow down!

2150
01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:51,878
You're tipping her over!

2151
01:40:51,963 --> 01:40:54,089
I'm not driving too fast.
I'm following the fucking speed limit.

2152
01:40:54,173 --> 01:40:55,716
I got 48 holes in my carpet!

2153
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,300
It smells awful back here.

2154
01:40:57,427 --> 01:40:59,302
See, I'm dealing with shit
on a whole other level.

2155
01:40:59,387 --> 01:41:01,388
Y'all can't even fathom
the level that I'm on.

2156
01:41:01,472 --> 01:41:03,473
You're making me nervous,
okay! There are cops ahead.

2157
01:41:03,558 --> 01:41:04,599
Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!

2158
01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:05,809
I think I'm going to be sick.

2159
01:41:05,935 --> 01:41:07,894
For a big fucker, you complain a lot!

2160
01:41:08,271 --> 01:41:09,312
What am I going to tell my wife?

2161
01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:10,397
Just fucking lie.

2162
01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:13,275
Sick.

2163
01:41:14,444 --> 01:41:16,153
I booted.

2164
01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,071
Paul, you're fucking disgusting.

2165
01:41:20,742 --> 01:41:23,952
Reuben? Come here. Is that you?

2166
01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:25,996
What are you doing?
What happened to you?

2167
01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:30,083
Paul, we got a job to do,
are you up here hiding?

2168
01:41:30,168 --> 01:41:31,418
I need you downstairs, okay?

2169
01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,003
I need you to secure
and maintain a profile.

2170
01:41:33,087 --> 01:41:34,171
Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot

2171
01:41:34,255 --> 01:41:36,965
to get what we need. Let's go, come on.

2172
01:41:37,508 --> 01:41:41,678
I am not staying here alone
with those two dead bodies.

2173
01:41:41,763 --> 01:41:43,054
I will freak out.

2174
01:41:43,306 --> 01:41:45,307
What do you mean "no"?
This was your idea.

2175
01:41:45,391 --> 01:41:46,391
You want to get out of this,

2176
01:41:46,476 --> 01:41:47,434
you better learn to take responsibility.

2177
01:41:47,518 --> 01:41:48,769
Don't be a don't-er. You'll regret it.

2178
01:41:48,853 --> 01:41:50,353
I already regret it.

2179
01:41:55,276 --> 01:41:56,485
Get me the police.

2180
01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:59,112
There is life after death.

2181
01:41:59,197 --> 01:42:00,822
Of that, I am sure.

2182
01:42:03,034 --> 01:42:06,828
But I'm also pretty sure
dead people no longer need their stuff.

2183
01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:10,248
And I did.

2184
01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:21,676
- All right, cleaning supplies.
- Check.

2185
01:42:25,473 --> 01:42:28,934
Mr. And Mrs. Griga,
how are you? Chopin?

2186
01:42:29,811 --> 01:42:33,021
Hello, little baby, I'm here.

2187
01:42:33,105 --> 01:42:34,356
Chopin?

2188
01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:35,816
We're gonna clean them, chop them,

2189
01:42:35,900 --> 01:42:38,276
put them in buckets. Right here.

2190
01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:39,694
Dissolve them with lye.

2191
01:42:39,779 --> 01:42:40,904
No evidence.

2192
01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:46,952
Check.

2193
01:42:47,328 --> 01:42:48,495
Adrian?

2194
01:42:48,579 --> 01:42:50,664
This is Officer Wilson,
Miami-Dade Police.

2195
01:42:50,748 --> 01:42:52,833
Animal Services
has recovered a greyhound

2196
01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,251
that is registered to your address

2197
01:42:54,335 --> 01:42:56,378
but we believe the dog may be stolen.

2198
01:42:56,462 --> 01:42:59,631
You need to contact us please,
at your earliest convenience.

2199
01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:01,049
305...

2200
01:43:01,676 --> 01:43:02,968
We got a body part, a human toe.

2201
01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,302
Get a forensic unit here right away.

2202
01:43:04,387 --> 01:43:06,096
He loves dog like his own child.

2203
01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,597
Team Jesus!

2204
01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:11,685
Feel great. Doyle feels great.

2205
01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:16,314
May cause anxiety, aggression,
seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia...

2206
01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:19,276
I feel like shit now.

2207
01:43:19,485 --> 01:43:22,028
Jesus, forgive me. Forgive my sins.

2208
01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:24,698
We're back! Come on, let's go.

2209
01:43:24,782 --> 01:43:25,907
You can do that shit all day in prison

2210
01:43:25,992 --> 01:43:27,450
if we don't get these bodies out of here!

2211
01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:29,619
I am in the middle of a superset.

2212
01:43:29,745 --> 01:43:32,038
Hey! Did you take the wedding ring?

2213
01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:33,999
No, I did not. No.

2214
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:36,126
Fucking crackhead.

2215
01:44:20,463 --> 01:44:21,588
Hey, should we save her implants?

2216
01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:23,340
Well, not unless you want them
for paperweights.

2217
01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:26,134
No, resale of medical devices
is a big business, man.

2218
01:44:26,218 --> 01:44:29,012
I'm married to someone
in the medical field. I know this.

2219
01:44:30,056 --> 01:44:31,431
Then stop playing with her tits, okay?

2220
01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:33,892
And Windex our fingerprints off now.

2221
01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:36,269
Well, what about their fingerprints?

2222
01:44:36,354 --> 01:44:37,395
What about them?

2223
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:41,066
What are we gonna do
with their fingerprints on their fingers?

2224
01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:48,949
I'll think of something, all right?

2225
01:44:52,119 --> 01:44:54,037
Are you really going to do that?

2226
01:44:54,789 --> 01:44:57,374
- Danny, that's disgusting!
- Shit!

2227
01:44:57,458 --> 01:44:59,417
- What's wrong with it?
- How the hell am I supposed to know?

2228
01:44:59,502 --> 01:45:01,586
- What, is it plugged in?
- Yeah, it's plugged in!

2229
01:45:01,671 --> 01:45:02,754
Well, press the button!

2230
01:45:03,381 --> 01:45:04,589
Give me that, let me do it, man!

2231
01:45:05,383 --> 01:45:07,300
Fuck if we got time for this.

2232
01:45:07,385 --> 01:45:09,636
See? Daddy worked power tools, baby!

2233
01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,181
Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it!

2234
01:45:15,059 --> 01:45:16,643
Am I hitting it?

2235
01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:20,188
What happened? Come on!

2236
01:45:21,399 --> 01:45:23,441
- Oh, shit!
- What?

2237
01:45:23,526 --> 01:45:25,193
It's stuck in her hair!

2238
01:45:25,277 --> 01:45:26,569
Give me this thing.

2239
01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:31,074
Figures! Made in China?

2240
01:45:31,450 --> 01:45:33,451
It's a piece of China fucking crap!

2241
01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:35,328
I fucking told you to get
a gas-powered one,

2242
01:45:35,413 --> 01:45:38,081
not some fucking piece of
electric China crap! Shit!

2243
01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:41,001
Well, you're the one who said
we didn't have time to stop for gas!

2244
01:45:43,087 --> 01:45:44,295
- Grab her arm.
- What are you doing?

2245
01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:45,380
I'm going old school.

2246
01:45:46,549 --> 01:45:47,590
Go.

2247
01:45:47,842 --> 01:45:49,384
I'm going to chop that fucker right off.

2248
01:45:49,468 --> 01:45:52,220
Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.

2249
01:45:56,017 --> 01:45:57,767
Fuck you "Ah!"ing about? Hold it, man.

2250
01:45:57,852 --> 01:46:00,437
- I almost chopped your finger!
- Go!

2251
01:46:01,105 --> 01:46:03,106
Come on!

2252
01:46:09,947 --> 01:46:11,156
Let's go, Paul.

2253
01:46:12,074 --> 01:46:14,284
I need you to grill
these fingerprints off, all right?

2254
01:46:15,286 --> 01:46:18,079
Grill these fingerprints off?
Are you nuts?

2255
01:46:20,166 --> 01:46:22,292
No, I'm not nuts, Paul.

2256
01:46:22,376 --> 01:46:24,794
But I am about fed up with
your defeatist attitude, okay?

2257
01:46:24,879 --> 01:46:26,963
Now grill those fucking hands. Now.

2258
01:46:27,256 --> 01:46:28,631
You need to be more positive, Paul.

2259
01:46:28,716 --> 01:46:31,342
Just make a positive effort.

2260
01:46:31,427 --> 01:46:33,261
- What's up?
- Hey, Ed.

2261
01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:35,889
We've connected these people to
the bodybuilders you were talking about.

2262
01:46:35,973 --> 01:46:37,140
They've gone missing.

2263
01:46:41,103 --> 01:46:43,271
These people aren't
just missing, George.

2264
01:46:43,355 --> 01:46:44,439
They're probably dead.

2265
01:46:44,607 --> 01:46:47,067
It's a big department, Ed.
We can't do everything right.

2266
01:46:47,318 --> 01:46:50,987
I didn't ask for everything,
George. I asked for one thing.

2267
01:46:52,323 --> 01:46:54,824
I told you these guys
were gonna get hungry again.

2268
01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:05,418
What seems to be the problem?

2269
01:47:05,503 --> 01:47:06,503
It's a piece of China crap.

2270
01:47:06,587 --> 01:47:08,421
It worked for two seconds,
then it cut off.

2271
01:47:08,506 --> 01:47:09,506
Well, for 20 more,

2272
01:47:09,590 --> 01:47:10,757
you can get free parts
and replacements.

2273
01:47:10,841 --> 01:47:13,760
We strongly recommend it on all
our customer power tool investments.

2274
01:47:13,844 --> 01:47:15,303
Oh, we don't want to
hear about that rip-off.

2275
01:47:20,559 --> 01:47:23,353
Sir, there appears to be fur in the works.

2276
01:47:23,521 --> 01:47:26,314
I don't see no fur
in that nonworking chainsaw.

2277
01:47:32,029 --> 01:47:34,948
How funny was that
when that scumbag shit himself

2278
01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:37,367
when your dog almost bit his balls off?

2279
01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:39,953
What do we got? Description again?

2280
01:47:40,037 --> 01:47:40,995
White male, 30s.

2281
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,080
All right, standby, we're en route.

2282
01:47:42,164 --> 01:47:43,456
Leave that stuff, we got to go.

2283
01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:49,546
Well, either you're dumb
or blind, but that's fur.

2284
01:47:50,548 --> 01:47:52,590
Go on, pick out another one.

2285
01:47:52,675 --> 01:47:54,884
Save the drama for your mama.

2286
01:48:16,073 --> 01:48:18,074
Holy shit! What the fuck?

2287
01:48:23,914 --> 01:48:25,707
What are you doing?

2288
01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:27,333
You got to cook this shit outside.

2289
01:48:29,170 --> 01:48:30,920
Be careful, that's hot.
You'll burn yourself.

2290
01:48:32,298 --> 01:48:33,339
You know, you're like a three-year-old!

2291
01:48:33,424 --> 01:48:34,382
You're dropping the fingernails.

2292
01:48:34,466 --> 01:48:35,675
A three-year old...

2293
01:48:35,759 --> 01:48:36,926
It stunk like shit.

2294
01:48:37,011 --> 01:48:38,386
You put it in the fucking street?

2295
01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:41,097
I didn't think you'd be pissed.

2296
01:48:41,182 --> 01:48:42,891
It got really smoky in there, Danny.

2297
01:48:42,975 --> 01:48:45,185
Are you out of your fucking mind?

2298
01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:48,146
In AA, they teach you
to sit with your feelings.

2299
01:48:48,230 --> 01:48:49,939
Look under the bed and see for yourself

2300
01:48:50,024 --> 01:48:52,192
that there's no monster under there.

2301
01:48:52,276 --> 01:48:55,486
But the problem is,
sometimes the monster is there.

2302
01:48:55,571 --> 01:48:59,157
And sometimes,
you've just got to fucking run.

2303
01:48:59,241 --> 01:49:00,575
Hey, Paul?

2304
01:49:04,538 --> 01:49:05,705
Where the fuck is he?

2305
01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:10,293
He's got no fucking accountability!

2306
01:49:26,477 --> 01:49:29,229
Okay, gentlemen, listen up.

2307
01:49:29,313 --> 01:49:32,482
These are your locales.
These are your targets.

2308
01:49:34,568 --> 01:49:37,820
We are taking down
these scumbags simultaneously.

2309
01:49:39,698 --> 01:49:41,241
We have some making up to do.

2310
01:49:47,998 --> 01:49:49,374
Here you go.

2311
01:49:50,459 --> 01:49:52,168
Any questions?

2312
01:49:52,294 --> 01:49:53,503
Good.

2313
01:49:55,172 --> 01:49:56,589
I feel good.

2314
01:49:57,841 --> 01:49:58,967
Got to get a pump, though.

2315
01:49:59,051 --> 01:50:01,010
Need to push that Lambo
into the swamp, bro.

2316
01:50:17,987 --> 01:50:19,153
Fuck!

2317
01:50:26,620 --> 01:50:27,662
Get out of the way!

2318
01:50:31,417 --> 01:50:35,878
Look at these guys, huh?
Carved from stone!

2319
01:50:47,516 --> 01:50:50,226
Adrian? Honey,
there's some people here to see you.

2320
01:50:58,319 --> 01:51:00,320
No! No!

2321
01:51:00,404 --> 01:51:01,571
Get down!

2322
01:51:17,254 --> 01:51:18,755
- Do not move.
- Let me see your hands.

2323
01:51:18,839 --> 01:51:19,839
No hard feelings.

2324
01:51:20,758 --> 01:51:21,758
Hands behind your back.

2325
01:51:25,763 --> 01:51:28,806
Call Daniel!

2326
01:51:42,154 --> 01:51:43,196
Fuck!

2327
01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:44,864
Hey, police, stop!

2328
01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,786
This way. Follow the officer.

2329
01:51:50,954 --> 01:51:51,996
Hey, buddy.

2330
01:51:53,374 --> 01:51:54,957
How you been?

2331
01:51:56,335 --> 01:51:58,503
Wow. Didn't see that coming.

2332
01:51:59,421 --> 01:52:00,546
He seemed like such a nice guy.

2333
01:52:00,631 --> 01:52:02,382
You think you know people...

2334
01:52:05,594 --> 01:52:06,886
Puppy's gone.

2335
01:52:06,970 --> 01:52:08,679
Yeah, he loved your boat.

2336
01:52:08,764 --> 01:52:09,972
We went out on it five or six times.

2337
01:52:10,057 --> 01:52:12,016
We had a great sunset cruise.
We took the neighborhood kids.

2338
01:52:12,101 --> 01:52:14,060
Hey, pal. That'll do it.

2339
01:52:24,488 --> 01:52:26,072
We circulated Lugo's picture.

2340
01:52:26,156 --> 01:52:28,157
Coast Guard's got the specs
on Lugo's boat.

2341
01:52:28,492 --> 01:52:29,784
You mean my boat?

2342
01:52:29,993 --> 01:52:31,661
Your boat.

2343
01:52:31,870 --> 01:52:33,329
Start looking!

2344
01:52:36,375 --> 01:52:38,584
According to the other two,
Lugo killed Griga

2345
01:52:38,669 --> 01:52:40,336
before he could get anything,
which means

2346
01:52:40,421 --> 01:52:41,504
he's gonna run out of his money.

2347
01:52:41,588 --> 01:52:43,423
My money! My money.

2348
01:52:43,507 --> 01:52:45,007
Victor, for God's sake.

2349
01:52:45,092 --> 01:52:47,051
He's right, Ed. We fucked up.

2350
01:52:47,177 --> 01:52:48,761
The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,

2351
01:52:48,846 --> 01:52:50,430
you're the only source of funding
this guy has got.

2352
01:52:50,514 --> 01:52:52,932
He put all his eggs
in your basket, Victor.

2353
01:52:53,016 --> 01:52:55,017
We've got that basket
under 24-hour watch.

2354
01:52:55,227 --> 01:52:57,270
Lugo's gonna come up starving soon.

2355
01:52:57,354 --> 01:52:59,355
When he does, we'll get him.

2356
01:52:59,857 --> 01:53:01,607
What if I told you there's another basket

2357
01:53:01,692 --> 01:53:04,402
you didn't know about? Offshore.

2358
01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:06,988
- Where?
- The Bahamas, where do you think?

2359
01:53:08,866 --> 01:53:09,991
So, where do you think he's going?

2360
01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:12,660
You could have saved us 20 minutes.

2361
01:53:12,744 --> 01:53:13,744
What the hell is wrong with you?

2362
01:53:13,996 --> 01:53:16,497
Now I'm the criminal here?
It's a secret stash.

2363
01:53:17,124 --> 01:53:18,583
You're telling me
you don't have a secret stash?

2364
01:53:18,667 --> 01:53:20,710
You're a very difficult victim, Victor.

2365
01:53:20,961 --> 01:53:22,086
It's Money Management 101.

2366
01:53:22,254 --> 01:53:24,046
Get a chopper, ASAP.

2367
01:53:31,180 --> 01:53:32,472
My name is Victor Kershaw.

2368
01:53:32,556 --> 01:53:33,931
I'm looking to close my account.

2369
01:53:35,809 --> 01:53:37,393
And what would you like to do

2370
01:53:37,478 --> 01:53:39,479
about the safety deposit box?

2371
01:53:39,730 --> 01:53:40,855
Well, I'm really in a rush,

2372
01:53:40,939 --> 01:53:43,441
but I may as well open it
while I'm here, right?

2373
01:53:59,208 --> 01:54:01,250
His fucking baby booties?

2374
01:54:03,253 --> 01:54:05,004
What the... Asshole!

2375
01:54:05,255 --> 01:54:07,465
Oh, shit! No cash!

2376
01:54:07,758 --> 01:54:09,467
Where's your bank manager?

2377
01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:11,636
This is a United States court order

2378
01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:14,305
authorizing us to freeze
the accounts of a Victor...

2379
01:54:14,598 --> 01:54:15,681
Lugo!

2380
01:54:15,933 --> 01:54:17,225
- Open the door!
- Lugo!

2381
01:54:17,309 --> 01:54:18,476
- Open it!
- Open it up!

2382
01:54:19,603 --> 01:54:21,145
Open the gate! Open the gate!

2383
01:54:23,273 --> 01:54:24,482
Get the gate!

2384
01:54:25,275 --> 01:54:26,317
Lugo!

2385
01:54:34,409 --> 01:54:35,743
He's over here!

2386
01:54:35,827 --> 01:54:37,495
Hey! Officer!

2387
01:54:50,759 --> 01:54:51,968
Where are they all?

2388
01:54:53,178 --> 01:54:54,679
He's a thief!

2389
01:55:05,148 --> 01:55:06,524
Son of a bitch.

2390
01:55:06,608 --> 01:55:08,234
Sometimes God just fucks up your order

2391
01:55:08,318 --> 01:55:11,112
and you got to chow down
on that shitty shame sandwich.

2392
01:55:27,838 --> 01:55:29,630
Look at you.

2393
01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:31,173
All fucked up.

2394
01:55:31,717 --> 01:55:34,552
It's kind of undignified
being all fucked up by a car,

2395
01:55:34,636 --> 01:55:36,637
isn't it, you silly turd?

2396
01:55:36,930 --> 01:55:38,639
- You all right?
- I'm getting there.

2397
01:55:45,981 --> 01:55:47,648
You know, I could have
got you ripped, man.

2398
01:55:47,733 --> 01:55:48,733
You know what your problem is?

2399
01:55:48,817 --> 01:55:51,444
Skinnyass quads.
You got no quads, man.

2400
01:55:51,528 --> 01:55:52,695
That was my problem.

2401
01:55:52,779 --> 01:55:54,363
I spent a lot of time
building these bad boys.

2402
01:56:00,454 --> 01:56:02,204
Is this all for me?

2403
01:56:02,748 --> 01:56:04,874
Yep. Your own little party.

2404
01:56:05,083 --> 01:56:06,167
Wow.

2405
01:56:11,465 --> 01:56:13,716
They're going
to want to know why you did it.

2406
01:56:15,844 --> 01:56:18,054
Well, 'cause I'm a do-er.

2407
01:56:30,025 --> 01:56:34,320
This was the longest and most bizarre
trial in Dade County history.

2408
01:56:35,238 --> 01:56:37,406
So, the Central Intelligence Agency.

2409
01:56:37,908 --> 01:56:40,368
So you were a stripper and an agent.

2410
01:56:40,619 --> 01:56:43,204
Or, as you call yourself,
a field operative.

2411
01:56:43,914 --> 01:56:45,790
Lugo and I used to bang a lot.

2412
01:56:45,874 --> 01:56:48,084
But then he passed me to Agent Doyle.

2413
01:56:48,502 --> 01:56:49,543
Miss you, sweetie.

2414
01:56:49,628 --> 01:56:52,254
But I'm going to quit the whole CIA thing

2415
01:56:52,339 --> 01:56:54,340
to become a movie star.

2416
01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:56,634
They say truth is stranger than fiction.

2417
01:56:56,718 --> 01:56:59,470
And no one tells the truth
like a pissed-off wife.

2418
01:56:59,554 --> 01:57:01,847
Sir, I officially divorced him last night.

2419
01:57:01,932 --> 01:57:04,850
That's why I can testify
against him today.

2420
01:57:04,935 --> 01:57:08,854
Well, I've been working
in the penis industry for 19 months.

2421
01:57:08,939 --> 01:57:11,524
I think he lifted weights
to try to compensate

2422
01:57:11,608 --> 01:57:15,027
for the fact that he had a very tiny penis.

2423
01:57:15,946 --> 01:57:20,116
It was bent on a 25 degree angle,
like a boomerang.

2424
01:57:20,826 --> 01:57:24,078
You see, erectile dysfunction
is nothing to be ashamed about

2425
01:57:24,162 --> 01:57:26,288
but being an unfaithful lying shit

2426
01:57:26,373 --> 01:57:28,290
who I know for a fact tried to finger bang

2427
01:57:28,375 --> 01:57:31,043
his paralegal in the interview room,

2428
01:57:31,128 --> 01:57:33,045
that's a little shamey.

2429
01:57:33,296 --> 01:57:36,674
But being in the medical profession,
I prefer not to judge.

2430
01:57:37,926 --> 01:57:39,176
But that lady's a whore.

2431
01:57:40,303 --> 01:57:42,847
- Yeah, you, you fucking bitch.
- No further questions.

2432
01:57:43,140 --> 01:57:45,141
The state was very thorough.

2433
01:57:45,350 --> 01:57:47,518
Frankly, it had a lot to make up for.

2434
01:57:48,645 --> 01:57:50,730
We're going to walk on this.
They ain't got no proof.

2435
01:57:50,981 --> 01:57:53,691
At first, the evidence
was mostly circumstantial,

2436
01:57:53,775 --> 01:57:57,278
physical proof of the murders
being hard to come by.

2437
01:57:57,362 --> 01:58:00,239
Eventually, they found
the barrels and bodies,

2438
01:58:00,323 --> 01:58:02,783
but no fingerprints.
And then, for the first time

2439
01:58:02,868 --> 01:58:04,326
in the history of the United States...

2440
01:58:04,411 --> 01:58:07,580
Two 750 cc breast implants.

2441
01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,123
...they used the manufacturer's

2442
01:58:09,207 --> 01:58:11,500
unique serial numbers for identification.

2443
01:58:12,461 --> 01:58:15,755
Paul Doyle seemed to embrace
the concept of confession.

2444
01:58:15,839 --> 01:58:17,798
They kidnapped Kershaw,
they tried to kill him.

2445
01:58:17,883 --> 01:58:20,009
I just want to go back to prison.

2446
01:58:20,093 --> 01:58:22,094
They used chainsaws to cut them up!

2447
01:58:22,179 --> 01:58:24,680
He said no one would get hurt.
They hurt Pepe.

2448
01:58:24,765 --> 01:58:26,432
They hurt him bad. They hurt my friend.

2449
01:58:26,516 --> 01:58:28,225
Manipulator of manipulators.

2450
01:58:28,685 --> 01:58:30,853
Wow. That felt good.

2451
01:58:31,229 --> 01:58:33,939
All they got is testimony
from some fucking cokehead.

2452
01:58:34,024 --> 01:58:35,399
In the end, though,

2453
01:58:35,484 --> 01:58:37,735
all justice really needed
to do was listen to

2454
01:58:37,819 --> 01:58:39,737
the right guy at the right time.

2455
01:58:39,821 --> 01:58:41,030
In light of his cooperation,

2456
01:58:41,114 --> 01:58:43,949
Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years.

2457
01:58:44,034 --> 01:58:46,786
A sentence for which
he seemed legitimately grateful.

2458
01:58:47,287 --> 01:58:52,082
I once was lost

2459
01:58:52,751 --> 01:58:57,004
But now I'm found...

2460
01:58:59,174 --> 01:59:00,925
Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorbal

2461
01:59:01,009 --> 01:59:04,220
were found guilty
of double murder, racketeering,

2462
01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:06,472
attempted extortion, theft,

2463
01:59:06,556 --> 01:59:08,265
attempted murder, armed robbery,

2464
01:59:08,350 --> 01:59:10,518
burglary, money laundering and forgery.

2465
01:59:10,602 --> 01:59:12,728
In fact, the only thing
they weren't found guilty of

2466
01:59:12,813 --> 01:59:15,231
was the one thing
they were most guilty of,

2467
01:59:15,524 --> 01:59:17,483
being dumb stupid fucks.

2468
01:59:17,859 --> 01:59:20,194
It took the jury only 14 minutes

2469
01:59:20,278 --> 01:59:22,071
to sentence them both to death.

2470
01:59:40,131 --> 01:59:42,341
This seems like such a waste.

2471
01:59:43,301 --> 01:59:44,844
People's lives.

2472
01:59:45,804 --> 01:59:47,096
You know?

2473
01:59:49,182 --> 01:59:50,891
Some people just don't
know a good thing

2474
01:59:50,976 --> 01:59:53,185
when it's staring them in the face.

2475
01:59:57,232 --> 01:59:59,650
It really is the simple things in life.

2476
02:00:01,444 --> 02:00:03,320
Daniel just wanted to be like everyone.

2477
02:00:03,780 --> 02:00:06,156
Everyone that wants
the American dream.

2478
02:00:07,659 --> 02:00:09,034
All I ever wanted out of life

2479
02:00:09,119 --> 02:00:10,744
was what everyone else had.

2480
02:00:10,829 --> 02:00:13,789
Not more.
Just not the less I was used to.

2481
02:00:14,291 --> 02:00:16,917
Well, I took a real swing for it,
you know?

2482
02:00:17,294 --> 02:00:20,838
And for a while, it was like
I always thought it would be.

2483
02:00:20,922 --> 02:00:22,298
I was one of you.

2484
02:00:22,382 --> 02:00:24,008
And it felt good.

2485
02:00:24,217 --> 02:00:26,552
People finally saw me like I saw myself

2486
02:00:26,636 --> 02:00:28,304
and you can't ask for more than that.

2487
02:00:29,222 --> 02:00:30,973
Maybe I did, though.

2488
02:00:31,182 --> 02:00:34,310
Maybe it got so I didn't want to
be "equal to" anymore.

2489
02:00:34,394 --> 02:00:36,687
I wanted to be "better than."

2490
02:00:36,813 --> 02:00:38,898
And that's a recipe for injury.

2491
02:00:38,982 --> 02:00:41,066
That doesn't mean you give up, though.

2492
02:00:41,151 --> 02:00:44,361
You rest, you heal and
you get back on that bench.

2493
02:00:44,863 --> 02:00:46,739
Life is going to give me another set.

2494
02:00:46,823 --> 02:00:48,115
And I am going to rock it.

2495
02:00:48,199 --> 02:00:49,825
Because my name is Daniel Lugo,

2496
02:00:49,910 --> 02:00:51,911
and I believe in fitness.

2497
02:01:40,794 --> 02:01:42,127