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I'm strong!

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I'm big!

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I'm hot!

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I'm big!

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Fuck!

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Shit!

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Hey, where you going?

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My name is Daniel Lugo.

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And I believe in fitness.

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The events you are about to see
took place

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in Miami, Florida, between
October 1994 and June '95.

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Unfortunately, this is a true story.

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We all start out equal,

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little blobs of blood and muscle.

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It's a setup of awesome potential.

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Most people never
develop that potential.

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I knew early on I was not most people.

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There you go. There you go! Yes!

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Come on, big man.
Work it, baby. Come on!

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Let's go!

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Because if you're willing to do the work,

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you can have anything.

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That's what makes the US of A great.

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When it started,

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America was just a handful
of scrawny colonies.

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Now, it's the most buff,
pumped-up country on the planet.

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That's pretty rad.

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That's it?

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- Work harder.
- Shit!

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- Adrian's on the juice!
- Word up, DL!

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Most people say
they want to look better.

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Not everyone is willing
to do whatever it takes to achieve it.

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All of my heroes are self-made.

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Rocky, Scarface,
all the guys from The Godfather.

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They all started out with nothing
and built their way to perfection.

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The way to prove yourself
is to better yourself.

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That's the American dream.

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I have no sympathy
for people who squander their gifts.

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It's sickening.

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It's worse than sickening.
It's unpatriotic.

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Greatest day of my life.

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Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger,
am I right?

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I was never a big fitness guy.
I know it's important,

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but you know what
I really don't like about weights?

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What's that?

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They're so heavy!

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Am I right?

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Can you lift this?

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I spot people for a living,
when you get right down to it.

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Gives the client security
and a little extra help

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to push themselves harder.

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To me, a cigarette boat was a thing
drug dealers had, you know?

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But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.

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Named her Puppy Luv.
L-U-V. But when I'm out on it,

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depending on the day, I either fantasize

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I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,

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or I'm the DEA
chasing after a drug smuggler.

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I'm turning into a stud here.

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You get any exercise currently?

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Besides shtupping?

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I got a three mil McMansion
next to a private jogging path,

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but it's all homos and housewives.

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You spend most of your day at a desk?

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You know that Schlotzsky's Deli
near the airport?

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That's mine.

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No kidding? Oh, I like that place.

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I never kid, Yudo.

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- Lugo.
- Yeah.

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We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.

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You ever try our oven-toasted
roast beef and cheese?

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- Give an anorexic an appetite.
- What else do you do?

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Do some stock trading, real estate.

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Own a few greyhounds for racing.

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But for some crazy reason,
I'm proudest of the sandwiches.

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I hang at the house.
Got a hot Cuban housekeeper

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makes a waffle don't
even need maple syrup.

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I'm a self-made man, Dennis.

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And my self is not ashamed to
say it's made a lot of money.

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Maybe your self
ought to spend some of it on a salad.

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You know who invented salad?

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Poor people.

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This all began because
it was time to push myself harder.

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To maximize results.

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And I was tired of clients petting me.

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Shit, otherwise
I was looking at another 40 years

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of wearing sweatpants to work.

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And that was it!
He just dumped me by phone.

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That's cold!

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It makes you question
the whole relationship.

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You set high goals for yourself
and nail every one.

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But the hardest thing
about changing yourself

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is changing how other people see you.

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Being a personal trainer
is just that. Personal.

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I'm not going to lie.

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When a client doesn't
feel the same way,

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it hurts.

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What next?

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Well, I mean, if you wanted,

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you know, if it seems
like it would be fun to you,

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maybe we could go for a drink

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or a dinner or a coffee or water.

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I meant what exercise is next.

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It really fucking hurts.

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I know that! I was joking. Come on!

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Daniel! I see you got some new meat.

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What have I always said, John?

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The key to repeat business...

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Is new business. You cannot build
a muscle mecca without muscle.

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Well, I want to turn this place

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into an internationally renowned mecca.

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- What do you bench?
- 400.

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- Squat?
- More like five.

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Why should I hire you?

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You have a lot of elderly members, sir.

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I want to pump
some new blood into this place.

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That pool's a very slippery surface

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and that elderly woman
with the shower cap,

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she looks like she's going to croak
right there in the pool, sir.

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And Gold's is going to crush you.

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If I don't triple your membership
in three months, I will quit.

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Triple it in three months.
That's pretty ambitious.

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I read a lot of biographies, sir.

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And the one thing that unites great men

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is their reach always
exceeds their grasp.

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One thing...
I recently had some trouble with the law.

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They call Florida "God's waiting room,"

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all the half-dead senior citizens

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turning brown on the beach.

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Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.

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I like older people.
They're very generous.

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So, you really guarantee

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I can triple
my investment in three months?

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Well, if I didn't, would I have
put my name on the company?

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Let me confer with my partner.
Are they good?

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- You're approved.
- Wow!

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You know, I get so much joy
from making people money.

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I'm going to make
you guys a lot of money.

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You have such beautiful hair.

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Look at those eyes. Wow!

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I, Daniel Lugo, hereby
acknowledge my guilt.

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I know what I did was wrong

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and there is no substitute for hard work.

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And I am a hard worker!
And it will never happen again.

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For I used my superior intelligence

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for wrong actions to justify a good end.

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And that was wrong.

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And, if you let me,
I believe I can learn from my mistakes

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and I believe I can help others

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to realize that there is
no shortcut to the American dream.

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This is America, land of the brave

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and home of the second chances.

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That's my one ask,

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that you give me a second chance

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and allow me to go free today.

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Guilty.

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I know I'm guilty. That's what I said
in the beginning of my statement.

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I said, "I'm guilty."
But what about my second chance?

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That's nothing. Welcome aboard.

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Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.

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Three weeks after I signed on,

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Sun Gym did triple its membership.

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I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.

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One more!

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I gave free body waxing
for everybody at sign-up.

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It was kind of disgusting.

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You have to do whatever it takes
and have no fear.

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Wow. Bushy.

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You want to trim that thing
down a little bit?

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I even came up with genius.

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Free membership
for strippers. Delicious.

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Boosted membership 75%
within two months.

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Look like a big sirloin steak, baby!
I like that!

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I did make it a muscle mecca.

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I made it a destination.

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John was rolling in the cash.

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He started reading Fortune magazine.

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And he recognized my value.

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I made Senior Fitness Coordinator
by Christmas.

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Perks included.
'Cause that's how it works.

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You give and you get back.

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Oh, bills suck.

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Rolled out into a money magnet.

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I'm living the American dream.

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Take notes and I'll tell you the secrets

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of living the dream!

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Does your life suck balls?

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Are you a hot mess?

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Do you ever look in your mirror
at home and ask,

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"Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's

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Golden Dream seminar
at the Jupiter Ballroom

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and you'll find out how to be a do-er!

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I got to say,
it felt great to be doing so awesome.

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- What is that stink?
- What stink?

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You smell like a Cuban stripper.

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My niece gave it to me for Christmas.

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It's called "Vanilla Fella."

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Oh, well, it's unsettling
while I sweat here.

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So, you make decent coin in this place?

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We do fine.

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Shoots out your ass in taxes
though, right?

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Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do.

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Incorporate offshore.

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The Bahamas
don't exactly sweat your paperwork

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and the IRS can't touch it.

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You have any money here in the States?

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Of course!

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My offshore stuff is just

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a rainy day fund, margarita money.

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You should meet my accountant,

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he's a friggin' miracle man.

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Maybe I will.

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Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!

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I misjudged.

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I had you figured for
a Definitely Guy, Damien.

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Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.

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Victor had a point.

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I mean, he was an asshole,
but he had a point.

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Michael Corleone didn't
become the Godfather by folding towels.

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He did it by keeping a gun behind
the toilet and knowing what he wants.

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And I know it might sound strange,

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I just want a big fat lawn
that I can mow until the sun goes down.

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That baby's 20% off!

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Well, if I believe I deserve it,

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the universe will serve it, right?

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What, you never heard that before?

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No, jackass.

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Yeah, that's why
you're working at Sears, bro!

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Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.

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What is that? Is that a bug?

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There's a bug! Do you read English?
Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?

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Between the "B" and the "I."

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You migrant workers suck!

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When I was young,

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there was a rich kid
lived two blocks over.

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Little prick had a new bike
every Christmas.

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Your asses are looking great!

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And his parents took him on vacations

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to places like Paris and France.

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I mean, I didn't hate him.

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I just thought it'd be cool to see France.

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But I knew that
wasn't ever going to happen

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unless I did something about it.

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Let's go, set...

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Fuck!

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Yo, what's going on, DL?

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You've been unfocused all day, man.

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You ever just get tired
of being where you are, Adrian?

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No. I kind of like it here.
I mean, the weights are new...

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I mean in life, man!
Where you are in life.

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I mean, look at us, man.
We're like Superman.

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I mean, come on!

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Don't you think we deserve better?
'Cause I do.

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Hey. Yo.

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Man, I do, too.

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00:12:24.160 --> 00:12:26.036
Then fucking act like it, man! Come on!

256
00:12:26.121 --> 00:12:27.538
That's why when these 'roids kick into

257
00:12:27.622 --> 00:12:29.373
this chocolate mass, baby,

258
00:12:29.457 --> 00:12:30.916
I'ma be unstoppable!

259
00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:32.668
I ain't making no more tacos!

260
00:12:32.752 --> 00:12:34.753
I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos!

261
00:12:34.838 --> 00:12:36.964
I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby!

262
00:12:37.048 --> 00:12:38.382
Everybody gonna eat some of this!

263
00:12:38.466 --> 00:12:40.092
That's what I'm talking about.

264
00:12:41.219 --> 00:12:42.719
I was like you.

265
00:12:43.179 --> 00:12:44.680
You work hard.

266
00:12:45.265 --> 00:12:47.015
You do what you're told.

267
00:12:47.100 --> 00:12:48.892
And what does life serve you?

268
00:12:48.977 --> 00:12:52.396
A shame sandwich
with a side order of shit!

269
00:12:53.022 --> 00:12:54.273
You deserve better!

270
00:12:54.524 --> 00:12:56.608
Every person in America

271
00:12:56.693 --> 00:13:00.487
is either a do-er, or a don't-er.

272
00:13:01.781 --> 00:13:05.033
A do-er or a don't-er.

273
00:13:05.535 --> 00:13:08.078
And if I can get you
to learn one thing today,

274
00:13:08.163 --> 00:13:09.872
one take-home point,

275
00:13:10.415 --> 00:13:11.540
it would be this.

276
00:13:11.875 --> 00:13:14.042
Don't be a don't-er.

277
00:13:14.377 --> 00:13:16.753
Do be a do-er.

278
00:13:17.005 --> 00:13:19.756
I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.

279
00:13:19.841 --> 00:13:21.717
A perfect partner.

280
00:13:22.051 --> 00:13:23.969
Thank God I left her!

281
00:13:24.053 --> 00:13:27.723
Now I'm with seven honeys
of which I can choose from.

282
00:13:29.934 --> 00:13:33.479
Oh, my God. This guy understands me.

283
00:13:34.397 --> 00:13:35.856
Well, it's simple.

284
00:13:35.940 --> 00:13:38.525
I don't know
why God gave us 10 fingers,

285
00:13:38.610 --> 00:13:40.777
because we's only gonna need three.

286
00:13:41.237 --> 00:13:44.031
Get a goal. Get a plan.

287
00:13:44.532 --> 00:13:46.241
And get up off your ass!

288
00:13:48.036 --> 00:13:49.328
Which one are you, playboy?

289
00:13:52.874 --> 00:13:53.832
Me?

290
00:13:53.917 --> 00:13:55.959
No, someone else sitting in your seat.

291
00:13:57.253 --> 00:13:59.630
Come on, which one are you?

292
00:13:59.714 --> 00:14:00.839
I'm a do-er?

293
00:14:00.924 --> 00:14:02.758
Is that a question?

294
00:14:03.801 --> 00:14:05.177
I'm a do-er.

295
00:14:05.261 --> 00:14:07.179
What is this, Valentine's Day?

296
00:14:07.263 --> 00:14:09.223
Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it

297
00:14:09.307 --> 00:14:10.849
and mount its head on your wall!

298
00:14:11.184 --> 00:14:12.809
- I'm a do-er!
- What?

299
00:14:13.311 --> 00:14:15.312
- I'm a do-er!
- Yeah!

300
00:14:15.396 --> 00:14:16.772
- I'm a do-er!
- Let's do it!

301
00:14:16.856 --> 00:14:18.774
I'm a do-er! I'm a do-er!

302
00:14:18.858 --> 00:14:20.526
- Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!

303
00:14:20.610 --> 00:14:22.319
- Do-er! Do-er! Do-er!
- I'm a do-er!

304
00:14:23.571 --> 00:14:25.072
I'm a do-er!

305
00:14:26.157 --> 00:14:27.407
He singled me out

306
00:14:27.492 --> 00:14:29.743
and gave me my own
private training session.

307
00:14:29.827 --> 00:14:31.537
I will make him proud.

308
00:14:31.621 --> 00:14:32.788
- I wish I had a camera.
- All right.

309
00:14:32.872 --> 00:14:34.623
Get the bitches on the boat.
Okay? We got to go.

310
00:14:34.999 --> 00:14:36.041
Get the bitches on the boat.

311
00:14:36.125 --> 00:14:37.417
We got to go!

312
00:14:41.339 --> 00:14:43.674
I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan.

313
00:14:44.342 --> 00:14:46.760
Finger one, find a guy with money.

314
00:14:48.012 --> 00:14:51.348
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.

315
00:14:53.184 --> 00:14:54.351
Finger three,

316
00:14:55.019 --> 00:14:56.687
make America a better place.

317
00:14:56.771 --> 00:14:58.063
Leave the guy broke and clueless

318
00:14:58.147 --> 00:15:00.023
as to who made him that way.

319
00:15:01.234 --> 00:15:03.151
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

320
00:15:03.570 --> 00:15:06.154
'Cause that's
some straight-up gangsta shit.

321
00:15:07.156 --> 00:15:08.991
Why do you want to do this?

322
00:15:10.326 --> 00:15:12.286
She's out of your league, bro.

323
00:15:12.579 --> 00:15:13.745
Wow.

324
00:15:15.415 --> 00:15:17.416
Adrian, you're fucking magnificent.

325
00:15:17.500 --> 00:15:19.334
You walked in that door,
you were 28% body fat,

326
00:15:19.419 --> 00:15:20.419
you wanted to be six.

327
00:15:20.503 --> 00:15:23.088
I gave you that.
You want to be two, I will give you that.

328
00:15:23.172 --> 00:15:24.381
You deserve that.

329
00:15:24.465 --> 00:15:26.508
You want to be a monument
to physical perfection?

330
00:15:26.593 --> 00:15:28.343
You want to be a shrine?

331
00:15:29.220 --> 00:15:30.429
You should be!

332
00:15:30.930 --> 00:15:32.848
You wanted change, right?

333
00:15:34.058 --> 00:15:36.310
All you got is change in that fanny pack.
Is that what you want?

334
00:15:38.062 --> 00:15:40.188
When's the last time
you paid your rent when it was due?

335
00:15:40.857 --> 00:15:43.108
When's the last time you took one of
those plump bitches out to dinner

336
00:15:43.192 --> 00:15:45.277
and didn't sweat them ordering dessert?

337
00:15:45.737 --> 00:15:47.279
You love those big bitches.

338
00:15:47.363 --> 00:15:50.115
And they love to eat.
It's okay. That's important!

339
00:15:50.199 --> 00:15:52.743
But this being broke shit's
got to stop, man.

340
00:15:54.203 --> 00:15:56.079
You need some money
to go with that body, man.

341
00:16:00.126 --> 00:16:02.210
Adrian loved the idea.

342
00:16:02.545 --> 00:16:04.546
Hey, that guy wants a job.
Will you interview him?

343
00:16:04.631 --> 00:16:06.798
But to implement a plan of this intensity,

344
00:16:06.883 --> 00:16:08.508
we needed to secure another operative.

345
00:16:12.138 --> 00:16:13.180
Where'd you do your time, pal?

346
00:16:14.766 --> 00:16:15.766
Up north.

347
00:16:17.393 --> 00:16:19.978
Club Fed Correctional. White collar.

348
00:16:20.063 --> 00:16:21.688
I learned a lot. It's all businessmen.

349
00:16:22.482 --> 00:16:24.775
Hey, how many grams of protein
do you eat?

350
00:16:26.694 --> 00:16:28.028
How you fixed for a job now?

351
00:16:28.237 --> 00:16:30.405
Well, it's not good.

352
00:16:31.199 --> 00:16:32.366
It's kind of hard when you got a record.

353
00:16:32.909 --> 00:16:33.992
I know.

354
00:16:34.077 --> 00:16:35.327
It doesn't feel real good
when Mickey D's tells you

355
00:16:35.411 --> 00:16:36.953
you're not even good enough
to make the French fries.

356
00:16:37.497 --> 00:16:39.039
We all make mistakes.

357
00:16:39.123 --> 00:16:40.791
Doesn't mean we have
less right to a piece of the pie.

358
00:16:42.627 --> 00:16:45.379
Amino acids after you work out
or before?

359
00:16:47.423 --> 00:16:49.508
So you do it with smoothies,
like, fruit smoothies,

360
00:16:49.592 --> 00:16:50.550
- or just, like, soy milk?
- What?

361
00:16:50.635 --> 00:16:52.678
Don't mind him. What were you in for?

362
00:17:04.649 --> 00:17:06.525
Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?

363
00:17:06.609 --> 00:17:09.653
'Cause your whole life
disappears down a bunny hole,

364
00:17:11.906 --> 00:17:13.740
while you grow long sensitive ears

365
00:17:13.825 --> 00:17:16.910
to better hear the sound
of sirens coming for you.

366
00:17:18.162 --> 00:17:20.831
Lucky for me, I got saved.

367
00:17:21.541 --> 00:17:24.918
Saving all of God's creatures
was my special mission.

368
00:17:50.862 --> 00:17:54.030
You know, the Son of God
knew how to just say no.

369
00:17:54.657 --> 00:17:57.492
I guess you could say
He's my role model.

370
00:18:00.037 --> 00:18:01.621
Why Miami?

371
00:18:01.789 --> 00:18:04.416
It was warm. It had beaches.

372
00:18:05.042 --> 00:18:07.169
And I didn't have
any warrants in Florida.

373
00:18:08.045 --> 00:18:09.921
Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy

374
00:18:10.006 --> 00:18:12.257
had been down the habit road himself,

375
00:18:12.508 --> 00:18:13.884
so he'd help me.

376
00:18:13.968 --> 00:18:16.595
Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays,
10:00 on weekends.

377
00:18:16.679 --> 00:18:17.763
I've been there, dude.

378
00:18:17.847 --> 00:18:20.307
If you want to rap,
my door is always open.

379
00:18:20.391 --> 00:18:23.226
I like to rap. You'll find me very friendly.

380
00:18:23.603 --> 00:18:26.605
Just come in any time. Any time at all.

381
00:18:27.899 --> 00:18:29.316
I'm just Randy, man.

382
00:18:30.026 --> 00:18:31.359
Daniel was really encouraging

383
00:18:31.444 --> 00:18:33.195
about my self-improvement.

384
00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:34.696
And I needed a friend.

385
00:18:35.656 --> 00:18:37.699
Hadn't really had a friend since Ma died.

386
00:18:37.909 --> 00:18:39.451
What do you think,
you want to go get a beer?

387
00:18:39.535 --> 00:18:40.869
I'm sober.

388
00:18:41.037 --> 00:18:42.329
That's a good thing.

389
00:18:42.413 --> 00:18:44.414
"A beer" is only an expression.
Let's go get something to drink,

390
00:18:44.499 --> 00:18:46.041
- hang out.
- Okay.

391
00:18:59.263 --> 00:19:02.015
Make some noise
for the great Sorina Luminita!

392
00:19:02.099 --> 00:19:03.391
This is Solid Gold, Miami.

393
00:19:14.821 --> 00:19:16.321
Hey, is that breast milk?

394
00:19:18.157 --> 00:19:20.075
- What?
- Is that breast milk?

395
00:19:20.243 --> 00:19:22.452
- Why would that be breast milk?
- 'Cause this is.

396
00:19:22.537 --> 00:19:23.787
Listen. You take this,

397
00:19:23.871 --> 00:19:26.248
you put it in there
and you got the real HGH.

398
00:19:26.332 --> 00:19:27.666
I'm talking about a steroid shake!

399
00:19:27.750 --> 00:19:29.209
I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.

400
00:19:29.293 --> 00:19:30.377
She real clean, too.

401
00:19:30.461 --> 00:19:31.670
- No.
- No, no, no, for real.

402
00:19:31.754 --> 00:19:32.963
She just got her tests and everything.

403
00:19:34.423 --> 00:19:36.258
Oh, my... You ever suck
a pregnant woman tittie?

404
00:19:36.342 --> 00:19:38.760
Oh, my God!
This is so good! Come on, try some.

405
00:19:39.470 --> 00:19:40.804
It'll make you great, man!

406
00:19:40.888 --> 00:19:43.014
You already big,
but you could be bigger, you know?

407
00:19:43.099 --> 00:19:45.267
I'm big! I'ma be swolled, though.

408
00:19:45.351 --> 00:19:47.018
Walk sideways through doors.

409
00:19:47.103 --> 00:19:48.854
You want some?
We could be tittie brothers.

410
00:19:48.938 --> 00:19:50.188
Yeah!

411
00:19:50.273 --> 00:19:51.439
I'm going to go with "no."

412
00:19:51.524 --> 00:19:53.191
- Excuse me.
- What you...

413
00:19:53.276 --> 00:19:54.651
Now I'm the guy at the bar?

414
00:19:54.735 --> 00:19:56.111
Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.

415
00:19:56.195 --> 00:19:58.738
Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina?

416
00:20:01.701 --> 00:20:02.701
Wow, she's...

417
00:20:02.785 --> 00:20:04.661
Exactly. She's perfect!

418
00:20:04.745 --> 00:20:06.162
And we thought
we were gonna have to cast in London.

419
00:20:06.956 --> 00:20:09.624
Please, tell me again
about this movie you're making.

420
00:20:09.709 --> 00:20:12.377
No, it's not a movie, baby,
it's a music video.

421
00:20:12.461 --> 00:20:14.796
But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.

422
00:20:14.881 --> 00:20:15.881
It's going to be amazing.

423
00:20:15.965 --> 00:20:17.716
Tell Sorina about the song, Paul.

424
00:20:18.009 --> 00:20:19.676
She's very excited.

425
00:20:24.056 --> 00:20:26.808
Enrique is our... Is our lead singer.

426
00:20:27.184 --> 00:20:29.686
And he falls in love
with a beautiful woman.

427
00:20:29.770 --> 00:20:31.062
- Me?
- You're the leading lady!

428
00:20:31.147 --> 00:20:32.230
Yes, of course!

429
00:20:32.315 --> 00:20:34.399
And he follows
this beautiful woman, you,

430
00:20:34.483 --> 00:20:36.693
all the way to London.

431
00:20:36.777 --> 00:20:38.486
It all started in Transylvania.

432
00:20:39.030 --> 00:20:40.739
I was Miss Bucharest.

433
00:20:40.823 --> 00:20:43.074
Ludimila Draganesti is a whore!

434
00:20:43.159 --> 00:20:45.994
She show her vageena
to the stupid judge.

435
00:20:46.078 --> 00:20:49.497
I knew the only place
a woman like me could be appreciated

436
00:20:49.665 --> 00:20:51.499
was in United States.

437
00:20:53.961 --> 00:20:56.004
After all, it was the land of opportunity.

438
00:20:56.088 --> 00:20:57.088
USA.

439
00:20:57.173 --> 00:20:58.423
- Goodbye!
- I saw Pretty Woman.

440
00:20:58.674 --> 00:21:00.425
All Julia Roberts had to do

441
00:21:00.509 --> 00:21:02.552
was show Richard Gere her pisda

442
00:21:02.637 --> 00:21:05.555
and she got a shopping trip
to Beverly Hills.

443
00:21:06.349 --> 00:21:08.183
My pisda was so much nicer than hers.

444
00:21:08.351 --> 00:21:10.352
Then I met Daniel.

445
00:21:10.811 --> 00:21:12.729
He had that can-do spirit.

446
00:21:12.813 --> 00:21:14.856
Yes! Bang me harder!

447
00:21:14.941 --> 00:21:16.274
The car...

448
00:21:19.487 --> 00:21:22.280
My American dream
was finally coming true.

449
00:21:22.365 --> 00:21:24.032
That was great!

450
00:21:24.116 --> 00:21:26.660
You can't just kidnap a guy
and take his things!

451
00:21:26.744 --> 00:21:28.828
You can't do that. That's so illegal.

452
00:21:28.913 --> 00:21:31.456
Yes, we can. We're do-ers. Do-ers do.

453
00:21:31.540 --> 00:21:33.875
I can't do right now.
I just got out of prison.

454
00:21:33.960 --> 00:21:35.293
That's fear, Paul.

455
00:21:35.711 --> 00:21:37.545
- All right. Good night, babe!
- Bye.

456
00:21:38.130 --> 00:21:39.172
Do you know what fear is?

457
00:21:39.715 --> 00:21:41.132
False Evidence Appearing Real?

458
00:21:41.217 --> 00:21:42.467
That's a Jonny Wu line!

459
00:21:42.551 --> 00:21:44.052
False Evidence Appearing Real.

460
00:21:44.136 --> 00:21:45.136
You know Jonny Wu, too?

461
00:21:45.221 --> 00:21:47.180
I don't know anything
about an Asian guy.

462
00:21:47.264 --> 00:21:48.348
That's an AA line.

463
00:21:48.432 --> 00:21:51.101
AA started in 1935, Akron, Ohio.

464
00:21:51.185 --> 00:21:52.978
And I want no part of this.
You're on your own.

465
00:21:53.062 --> 00:21:54.688
- We're gonna do this. Yeah.
- We're not gonna...

466
00:21:54.772 --> 00:21:56.648
- You're gonna do this with us.
- I'm not.

467
00:21:56.732 --> 00:21:57.774
It's gonna be fun.

468
00:21:58.776 --> 00:22:01.069
You sure know how to pick 'em, DL.

469
00:22:01.237 --> 00:22:03.488
Dude's a freak of fucking nature.

470
00:22:03.572 --> 00:22:05.490
Ought to put a fence around him.

471
00:22:05.908 --> 00:22:07.534
I'd do anything for Danny Lugo.

472
00:22:07.618 --> 00:22:08.952
He was my boy.

473
00:22:09.078 --> 00:22:10.996
As good to me as anyone ever was.

474
00:22:11.080 --> 00:22:12.580
He was a big-hearted motherfucker

475
00:22:12.665 --> 00:22:15.083
who I knew only had my best in mind.

476
00:22:15.167 --> 00:22:16.793
But the shit he was poppin'?

477
00:22:16.877 --> 00:22:19.170
This daffy plot he had percolating?

478
00:22:20.089 --> 00:22:21.631
I'd never been a crimer.

479
00:22:21.841 --> 00:22:23.758
Ain't never had a reason to be.

480
00:22:27.096 --> 00:22:28.054
Come on!

481
00:22:28.139 --> 00:22:31.808
Goddamn! My shit stopped working.

482
00:22:33.310 --> 00:22:35.311
Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.

483
00:22:35.604 --> 00:22:38.273
Mr. Doorbal,
are you currently using steroids?

484
00:22:38.357 --> 00:22:39.524
No, ma'am.

485
00:22:39.775 --> 00:22:42.944
Really? When's
the last time you injected?

486
00:22:43.404 --> 00:22:44.904
Monday?

487
00:22:45.281 --> 00:22:47.949
Yesterday. Okay.

488
00:22:48.993 --> 00:22:51.619
I'm just going to put down "using."

489
00:22:52.371 --> 00:22:54.039
I threw them all out.

490
00:22:54.874 --> 00:22:57.208
I think they messed me up.

491
00:22:57.752 --> 00:22:59.878
It's okay.

492
00:23:00.838 --> 00:23:03.548
You probably just
have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.

493
00:23:03.632 --> 00:23:05.008
We, like, treat it here all the time.

494
00:23:05.926 --> 00:23:07.886
But don't worry, we can change all that.

495
00:23:07.970 --> 00:23:09.387
It's what we specialize in here.

496
00:23:09.472 --> 00:23:11.473
Penis magic.

497
00:23:14.310 --> 00:23:16.561
It took a lot of balls to come in here.

498
00:23:17.438 --> 00:23:19.272
More like Raisinets.

499
00:23:19.982 --> 00:23:22.484
At least yours are
chocolate-covered Raisinets.

500
00:23:24.403 --> 00:23:26.237
Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier

501
00:23:26.322 --> 00:23:27.781
than a big black man in tears.

502
00:23:28.699 --> 00:23:31.534
I love me some rain on the African plain.

503
00:23:33.496 --> 00:23:36.498
I hope your girlfriend
knows just how lucky she is.

504
00:23:36.832 --> 00:23:39.501
She would know if she existed,

505
00:23:40.377 --> 00:23:41.836
but she doesn't exist, so...

506
00:23:42.588 --> 00:23:44.255
I guess she don't know.

507
00:23:47.093 --> 00:23:49.803
I just got a flash
of us together on a water slide.

508
00:23:51.889 --> 00:23:55.058
It's a steroid-induced impotence.

509
00:23:56.268 --> 00:23:57.936
But with a shot of an engorgital

510
00:23:58.020 --> 00:23:59.312
right into your penis,

511
00:23:59.688 --> 00:24:01.106
you will return to those

512
00:24:01.190 --> 00:24:04.901
beautiful, robust erections
of your high school days.

513
00:24:05.444 --> 00:24:07.821
You do remember
your high school days, don't you?

514
00:24:08.030 --> 00:24:09.322
Hell, yeah!

515
00:24:09.406 --> 00:24:12.700
I used to have
a nickname for my di... I mean, penis.

516
00:24:13.202 --> 00:24:15.328
I used to call him Ernesto.

517
00:24:15.871 --> 00:24:18.373
I used to call my vag Michelle. What?

518
00:24:18.707 --> 00:24:20.875
Just leave it up to me and

519
00:24:21.210 --> 00:24:24.212
I'll have Ernesto up
in high gear in no time.

520
00:24:24.463 --> 00:24:26.631
Those injections expensive, Doctor?

521
00:24:27.550 --> 00:24:28.925
They come with a price.

522
00:24:32.054 --> 00:24:34.681
I was trying so hard to be good.

523
00:24:34.765 --> 00:24:37.725
But there was so much
temptation in Miami.

524
00:24:40.479 --> 00:24:41.896
You should take a break.

525
00:24:43.232 --> 00:24:44.732
Oh, thanks, Father.

526
00:24:44.817 --> 00:24:46.734
This Miami heat is really crazy.

527
00:24:49.655 --> 00:24:52.991
Wow, the way your sweat's
glistening off your muscles...

528
00:24:53.075 --> 00:24:55.243
You know, Jesus said,

529
00:24:55.744 --> 00:24:58.079
"Come to me, all who are weary,

530
00:24:58.205 --> 00:25:00.248
"and I will give you rest."

531
00:25:01.584 --> 00:25:03.585
I can give you rest, Paul.

532
00:25:05.087 --> 00:25:06.421
You're so buff.

533
00:25:06.755 --> 00:25:09.090
Why was he telling me I was buff?

534
00:25:09.842 --> 00:25:11.259
Hey, buddy!

535
00:25:11.844 --> 00:25:12.844
Thanks for coming.

536
00:25:13.762 --> 00:25:16.431
I've been thinking a lot
about what you said.

537
00:25:17.850 --> 00:25:20.935
Things aren't working out too good
at the church.

538
00:25:23.272 --> 00:25:24.898
I just snapped.

539
00:25:25.191 --> 00:25:27.859
- I almost killed him.
- Don't sweat that, Paul.

540
00:25:27.943 --> 00:25:29.777
We go through with this,
nobody gets hurt, right?

541
00:25:29.862 --> 00:25:31.529
Physically hurt? No, man!

542
00:25:31.614 --> 00:25:33.364
This is a straight-up kidnapping,
that's all!

543
00:25:33.449 --> 00:25:34.699
It's like a snatch-and-grab.

544
00:25:34.950 --> 00:25:37.202
Very simple.
We snatch him, we grab him,

545
00:25:37.286 --> 00:25:38.703
he signs a few signatures,

546
00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:41.539
we give him a protein shake
and we show him the door.

547
00:25:41.624 --> 00:25:43.041
He doesn't even know what happened!

548
00:25:43.125 --> 00:25:44.709
He thinks he made a deal!

549
00:25:44.793 --> 00:25:45.793
Right?

550
00:25:46.629 --> 00:25:48.421
Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul.

551
00:25:48.505 --> 00:25:49.672
I know what I'm doing.

552
00:26:01.602 --> 00:26:03.353
This is the shit, man!

553
00:26:03.896 --> 00:26:05.146
Adrian, put those down, will you?

554
00:26:05.481 --> 00:26:07.982
Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.

555
00:26:08.275 --> 00:26:10.276
Tampa PD, brother. It's okay.

556
00:26:11.028 --> 00:26:12.862
In that case, I need to see badges.

557
00:26:19.495 --> 00:26:21.412
We're retired. Off the...

558
00:26:21.497 --> 00:26:22.997
Off the job.

559
00:26:23.082 --> 00:26:25.041
And now we're doing security for a...

560
00:26:26.377 --> 00:26:28.544
For a rock group called Stryper,

561
00:26:28.629 --> 00:26:30.755
- I don't know if you've heard...
- Oh, I've heard...

562
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.174
Never again will an oppressor

563
00:26:33.259 --> 00:26:35.176
Overrun my people!

564
00:26:35.552 --> 00:26:38.388
For now I'm keeping watch!

565
00:26:38.639 --> 00:26:40.807
That's the gospel, yeah!

566
00:26:41.517 --> 00:26:43.142
And people say Christian rock sucks.

567
00:26:44.979 --> 00:26:46.145
Who says that?

568
00:26:46.814 --> 00:26:47.814
Yeah, who?

569
00:26:48.649 --> 00:26:50.817
Nobody. I mean, well,
fucking assholes do.

570
00:26:52.861 --> 00:26:56.239
You know,
I actually thought that Stryper broke up.

571
00:26:57.574 --> 00:26:59.284
They're actually having a reunion tour

572
00:26:59.368 --> 00:27:00.743
in Jerusalem.

573
00:27:02.037 --> 00:27:03.663
And they need extra security.

574
00:27:03.747 --> 00:27:07.041
Look, we wish
we didn't have to go there,

575
00:27:07.543 --> 00:27:08.960
but as you know,

576
00:27:09.044 --> 00:27:10.670
it's not the world we live in now, brother.

577
00:27:11.088 --> 00:27:12.755
So true.

578
00:27:18.762 --> 00:27:21.097
So, what can I do you for?

579
00:27:21.223 --> 00:27:23.891
We're looking for merchandise
to shock, incapacitate

580
00:27:23.976 --> 00:27:26.352
and imprison our fellow man.

581
00:27:27.271 --> 00:27:28.646
Okay, seriously,
you're gonna love this, all right?

582
00:27:28.731 --> 00:27:30.565
I've done it before,
so come on. Just hit me.

583
00:27:30.899 --> 00:27:33.151
Come on, just hit me, hit me!
Come on, do it!

584
00:27:33.235 --> 00:27:35.194
Hit me! Hit me!

585
00:27:45.706 --> 00:27:47.040
That moment,

586
00:27:47.124 --> 00:27:48.833
I knew I assembled the right crew.

587
00:27:48.917 --> 00:27:50.460
Doyle and Doorbal,

588
00:27:50.586 --> 00:27:52.420
stone-cold ballers from the old school.

589
00:27:52.755 --> 00:27:54.547
Now, test phase.

590
00:27:56.091 --> 00:27:57.967
The best way
to do a human extraction like this,

591
00:27:58.093 --> 00:27:59.677
in a location like this,
would be through the water,

592
00:27:59.762 --> 00:28:01.929
but we don't have a boat,
so we're going in by land.

593
00:28:02.097 --> 00:28:03.348
We're gonna hit the bushes

594
00:28:03.432 --> 00:28:05.641
and get to blue point two
within five seconds.

595
00:28:05.726 --> 00:28:07.727
Here we get a clear view
of our entry point.

596
00:28:07.811 --> 00:28:09.687
Danny was a mastermind!

597
00:28:09.772 --> 00:28:11.314
We hit him in the house
as soon as possible,

598
00:28:11.482 --> 00:28:12.982
bring him out
right through the front door,

599
00:28:13.067 --> 00:28:14.609
through the bushes and back to the van.

600
00:28:14.693 --> 00:28:17.195
Delta Force could do a mission
like this in probably 53 seconds.

601
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:18.446
But with our athletic superiority,

602
00:28:18.530 --> 00:28:20.656
we should be able to do it
in about 40. All right?

603
00:28:20.741 --> 00:28:21.866
One problem. He's got a live-in maid,

604
00:28:21.950 --> 00:28:24.077
so if she's there,
we knock her out on the way out.

605
00:28:24.161 --> 00:28:26.329
I knew Danny was
making most of this shit up.

606
00:28:26.413 --> 00:28:29.082
But it didn't matter.
We were going to be fucking rich.

607
00:28:47.851 --> 00:28:48.851
Back!

608
00:28:49.269 --> 00:28:51.062
He's having Shabbat!

609
00:28:51.146 --> 00:28:52.814
- Oh, shit.
- Go, go, go, go, go!

610
00:28:53.065 --> 00:28:54.148
Mission abort! Mission abort!

611
00:28:54.233 --> 00:28:55.691
We're gonna get caught!
We're gonna get caught!

612
00:28:55.776 --> 00:28:58.069
Mission abort!
Mission abort! Mission abort!

613
00:28:58.153 --> 00:29:00.279
I don't want to go back to prison!

614
00:29:01.490 --> 00:29:02.573
Block him in.

615
00:29:02.658 --> 00:29:04.158
Gotta jump off the back,
we snatch him.

616
00:29:04.243 --> 00:29:07.578
I honestly don't know
how he figures this stuff out.

617
00:29:07.788 --> 00:29:09.747
Here. Ninja. That's your suit right there.

618
00:29:09.832 --> 00:29:10.873
- Green bug.
- No, man.

619
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:13.126
Are you serious?

620
00:29:13.210 --> 00:29:15.670
- Yeah.
- How does he get to be a ninja?

621
00:29:19.425 --> 00:29:20.758
Eagle is on the move.

622
00:29:20.926 --> 00:29:23.761
He's carrying a big bag of charcoal.
White shorts.

623
00:29:23.971 --> 00:29:25.012
He's coming to us.

624
00:29:25.097 --> 00:29:26.931
Prepare to neutralize the target.

625
00:29:27.015 --> 00:29:28.015
Come on, come on, come on.

626
00:29:28.350 --> 00:29:29.767
Shit, he's coming, he's coming!

627
00:29:29.852 --> 00:29:32.019
Come on, come on, come on!
Hurry up! Hurry up!

628
00:29:41.447 --> 00:29:42.864
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get him! Get him! Get him!

629
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:46.534
What the hell?

630
00:29:49.163 --> 00:29:50.288
Asswipe!

631
00:29:50.372 --> 00:29:52.165
- Did you get him?
- Prick.

632
00:29:52.374 --> 00:29:53.458
- Where is he?
- Fucking maniac.

633
00:29:53.667 --> 00:29:55.001
What the fuck? He was right here!

634
00:29:56.378 --> 00:29:57.545
Where'd he go? You see him?

635
00:29:57.713 --> 00:30:00.715
Where the hell is he?
You've got to be fucking kidding me!

636
00:30:03.719 --> 00:30:05.386
- There he is!
- Fuck!

637
00:30:05.721 --> 00:30:07.221
You got the wrong BMW?

638
00:30:07.473 --> 00:30:08.973
It's two exact BMW's!

639
00:30:09.057 --> 00:30:11.017
I told you to check the license plate!

640
00:30:11.101 --> 00:30:12.101
It was an honest mistake!

641
00:30:12.186 --> 00:30:14.770
Yo, we thought it was the same car.
It looks exactly the same.

642
00:30:14.855 --> 00:30:17.064
I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"!

643
00:30:17.149 --> 00:30:18.149
Is that too hard?

644
00:30:18.233 --> 00:30:20.318
- It was an honest...
- Fuck that!

645
00:30:20.402 --> 00:30:21.360
Fuck you!

646
00:30:21.445 --> 00:30:22.487
I can deal with his impotence,

647
00:30:22.571 --> 00:30:24.655
I cannot deal with your incompetence!
What the fuck?

648
00:30:29.828 --> 00:30:31.621
You were a bit of
a disappointment today.

649
00:30:31.705 --> 00:30:32.830
You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest.

650
00:30:33.081 --> 00:30:34.582
Tomorrow we get our prize.

651
00:30:34.791 --> 00:30:36.125
Schlotzsky's.

652
00:30:42.257 --> 00:30:44.759
God damn it!

653
00:30:45.594 --> 00:30:47.762
There's this crazy new thing
called "hygiene."

654
00:30:48.430 --> 00:30:50.765
Look at yourselves! You handle food.

655
00:30:52.309 --> 00:30:53.726
What are we talking here, herpes?

656
00:30:55.103 --> 00:30:57.230
Don't they feed you at home,
chunky trunks, huh?

657
00:30:57.314 --> 00:30:58.481
Yeah.

658
00:30:58.565 --> 00:31:02.109
And can we stick a smidge of pastrami
in the sandwiches, just for the novelty?

659
00:31:02.194 --> 00:31:04.070
Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here.

660
00:31:16.625 --> 00:31:18.459
What the fuck do you want?

661
00:31:50.158 --> 00:31:53.327
What is this about?
Who the fuck are you?

662
00:31:54.871 --> 00:31:57.665
Do these tasers rock or what?

663
00:32:09.845 --> 00:32:10.845
Hey.

664
00:32:10.929 --> 00:32:12.763
- What do you want?
- You gonna call home.

665
00:32:12.848 --> 00:32:14.307
You gonna tell your baby mamacita

666
00:32:14.391 --> 00:32:17.351
she gonna take the kid and go
home to Colombia, immediately!

667
00:32:17.436 --> 00:32:20.354
And she tells no one.
Especially la policía.

668
00:32:20.522 --> 00:32:21.647
Because if she does,

669
00:32:21.732 --> 00:32:23.357
that's a big fucking
problem for you, man.

670
00:32:23.692 --> 00:32:24.984
- Hello? Kershaw residence.
- No, no,

671
00:32:25.068 --> 00:32:26.193
just get Mrs. Kershaw.

672
00:32:27.362 --> 00:32:28.446
She's at her tennis lesson.

673
00:32:28.530 --> 00:32:29.947
She's not there! She's not home!

674
00:32:30.032 --> 00:32:31.365
Tell her to get her, you piece of shit!

675
00:32:36.038 --> 00:32:37.079
You knocked him out, man!

676
00:32:37.164 --> 00:32:38.205
What the fuck did you do that for?

677
00:32:38.290 --> 00:32:39.373
- Put the fucking thing away!
- Okay, okay.

678
00:32:39.458 --> 00:32:40.541
I need to read the manual.

679
00:32:40.626 --> 00:32:41.626
You don't fucking need it anymore.

680
00:32:41.710 --> 00:32:42.710
Here. You take it.

681
00:32:46.506 --> 00:32:49.842
Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot.
Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?

682
00:32:51.553 --> 00:32:52.553
Patriot Two?

683
00:32:54.056 --> 00:32:56.599
Roger that, Patriot One.

684
00:32:56.892 --> 00:32:59.477
Didn't you say that
your friend kept athletic supplies

685
00:32:59.561 --> 00:33:00.895
here in his warehouse?

686
00:33:01.813 --> 00:33:03.814
Do we have to
have this conversation now?

687
00:33:03.899 --> 00:33:05.983
Over. What's the issue?

688
00:33:06.693 --> 00:33:09.153
I'm looking at a lot
of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.

689
00:33:12.783 --> 00:33:13.991
A lot.

690
00:33:14.076 --> 00:33:15.743
Oh, such a fucking moron!

691
00:33:15.827 --> 00:33:17.578
Patriot Two, we're a little busy here.

692
00:33:17.663 --> 00:33:19.205
Come on, man.

693
00:33:19.915 --> 00:33:22.083
It was what I thought it was.

694
00:33:22.918 --> 00:33:24.168
Target time in five seconds,

695
00:33:24.252 --> 00:33:26.295
four, three, two, one.

696
00:33:26.380 --> 00:33:28.005
Open the frickin' gate, man!

697
00:33:28.090 --> 00:33:30.800
These things were weird, but amazing.

698
00:33:31.259 --> 00:33:33.719
Open the F-ing gate, Patriot Moron Two.

699
00:33:38.433 --> 00:33:39.767
Out, now!

700
00:33:40.352 --> 00:33:41.352
Cover him up.

701
00:33:42.562 --> 00:33:43.604
Rápido!

702
00:33:43.689 --> 00:33:44.939
- Please!
- Shut up!

703
00:33:59.246 --> 00:34:01.872
My grandfather fled Germany in 1943.

704
00:34:01.957 --> 00:34:02.957
No...

705
00:34:03.792 --> 00:34:06.460
I was born in Bogotá,
grew up in New York City.

706
00:34:07.462 --> 00:34:08.462
Put myself through college

707
00:34:08.547 --> 00:34:10.548
working six nights a week at Pizza Hut.

708
00:34:10.757 --> 00:34:12.007
Busted my ass,

709
00:34:12.092 --> 00:34:14.593
but ended up comptroller
of a billion dollar pipeline

710
00:34:14.678 --> 00:34:16.679
in the rectum of the Third World.

711
00:34:16.972 --> 00:34:20.307
I put up with shit
they don't have names for in civilization.

712
00:34:21.768 --> 00:34:26.147
Funny, I left South America because
there was too much kidnapping.

713
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.607
That's what you call irony.

714
00:34:29.109 --> 00:34:31.986
But if they think a little
slapping around's gonna break me,

715
00:34:32.070 --> 00:34:34.530
they don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw.

716
00:34:34.614 --> 00:34:36.824
Somebody want to tell me
what the hell is going on here?

717
00:34:38.034 --> 00:34:40.369
I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day

718
00:34:40.454 --> 00:34:43.247
and I try to live
a life dedicated to self-improvement.

719
00:34:43.665 --> 00:34:45.875
To finding a personal path
that allows me

720
00:34:45.959 --> 00:34:47.626
to employ my special gifts.

721
00:34:47.711 --> 00:34:49.253
Like tying guys to chairs

722
00:34:49.337 --> 00:34:51.088
and sticking pliers up their nose?

723
00:34:51.173 --> 00:34:52.757
You shut your mouth
while the man's talking!

724
00:34:53.383 --> 00:34:56.719
You got to be quiet, Victor.
Like a mouse.

725
00:34:59.681 --> 00:35:01.807
I see guys like you my whole life.

726
00:35:01.892 --> 00:35:05.478
You roll into this country, and America,
she just spreads her pretty cheeks.

727
00:35:06.188 --> 00:35:08.689
Meantime, native sons
born of the red, white and blue

728
00:35:09.191 --> 00:35:11.859
are left broken,
snuffling for your crumbs!

729
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:20.785
You're broke, you dumb shit,

730
00:35:20.869 --> 00:35:22.536
because you never went to college.

731
00:35:23.789 --> 00:35:26.040
Thereby guaranteeing

732
00:35:26.124 --> 00:35:27.708
you were going to spend
the rest of your life

733
00:35:27.793 --> 00:35:30.211
obsessing over pectoral muscles.

734
00:35:38.595 --> 00:35:39.720
Why'd you say that?

735
00:35:44.226 --> 00:35:46.477
Why'd you say that, you piece of shit,

736
00:35:46.561 --> 00:35:48.479
about pectoral muscles?

737
00:35:51.691 --> 00:35:53.025
Fucking tell me now!

738
00:35:53.235 --> 00:35:54.693
- What's going on?
- What's going on?

739
00:35:55.028 --> 00:35:56.445
What's going on is
this dude seems to think

740
00:35:56.530 --> 00:35:58.322
he knows who the fuck I am!

741
00:35:58.406 --> 00:35:59.657
No, I don't, I don't.

742
00:35:59.866 --> 00:36:01.909
Tell me why the fuck you said that!

743
00:36:02.202 --> 00:36:03.786
Well, you're going to fucking tell me!

744
00:36:03.870 --> 00:36:05.996
You're going to fucking tell me now!

745
00:36:06.081 --> 00:36:07.748
No, I don't... I don't know.

746
00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:12.586
- Come on, man.
- Fuck that.

747
00:36:13.255 --> 00:36:14.797
- Tell me.
- No!

748
00:36:14.923 --> 00:36:16.382
I don't know if you realize this, Victor,

749
00:36:16.466 --> 00:36:18.425
but you're not going
anywhere anytime soon.

750
00:36:18.718 --> 00:36:21.220
You're going to tell me.
Get him up! Now!

751
00:36:21.429 --> 00:36:22.930
Get him up!

752
00:36:26.268 --> 00:36:27.601
Your cologne, Danny.

753
00:36:28.311 --> 00:36:31.605
Your stinky, awful, vanilla,
disgusting cologne.

754
00:36:34.568 --> 00:36:37.528
As soon as I said it,
I knew I'd sealed my fate.

755
00:36:37.612 --> 00:36:40.614
My goddamn half-Colombian,
half-Jew temper.

756
00:36:40.949 --> 00:36:45.286
Killing me is not going to
give you job skills, Danny.

757
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:54.587
I don't just want everything you have.

758
00:36:55.630 --> 00:36:57.798
I want you

759
00:36:58.300 --> 00:36:59.967
not to have it.

760
00:37:03.263 --> 00:37:04.930
What are we gonna do now?

761
00:37:05.307 --> 00:37:07.057
What do you mean,
"What are we gonna do?"

762
00:37:07.142 --> 00:37:08.309
We're doing it.

763
00:37:08.602 --> 00:37:11.645
Everything's under control.
You better fucking man up.

764
00:37:11.980 --> 00:37:13.814
We're gonna make some phone calls.

765
00:37:14.024 --> 00:37:15.357
You hear me, Victor?

766
00:37:16.151 --> 00:37:17.943
This was supposed to be easy.

767
00:37:25.744 --> 00:37:28.287
Yes, you've reached the office
of Victor Pepe Kershaw.

768
00:37:28.371 --> 00:37:30.539
I'm not in to take your call right now,

769
00:37:31.041 --> 00:37:33.709
because I'm being held hostage
by a bunch of fucking body...

770
00:37:35.921 --> 00:37:38.297
...Kershaw. I'm not in
to take your call right now.

771
00:37:38.381 --> 00:37:40.090
Please leave a message at the tone...

772
00:37:40.175 --> 00:37:42.092
And for God's sake, help me!

773
00:37:42.177 --> 00:37:43.969
My asshole trainer, Daniel...

774
00:37:45.138 --> 00:37:47.848
Okay. It won't happen again.
I understand.

775
00:37:48.183 --> 00:37:50.768
Please leave a message
and a designated representative

776
00:37:50.852 --> 00:37:52.227
will get back to you.

777
00:37:52.687 --> 00:37:55.856
Gentlemen, it's me. Listen closely.

778
00:37:56.149 --> 00:37:58.817
Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff.

779
00:37:59.027 --> 00:38:02.029
I'm fine. I just banged my shin.

780
00:38:02.864 --> 00:38:04.114
Take the kid to your parents

781
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:05.824
until I can get this worked out.

782
00:38:07.786 --> 00:38:09.787
And not a word to the police,
baby, okay?

783
00:38:09.871 --> 00:38:10.913
Not one word.

784
00:38:10.997 --> 00:38:12.998
I don't need a secretary anymore.

785
00:38:13.208 --> 00:38:14.375
Okay, you're fired!

786
00:38:14.668 --> 00:38:16.961
There's some complex engineering
in these things.

787
00:38:17.712 --> 00:38:21.382
No necesita...
You know, to clean la casa.

788
00:38:21.466 --> 00:38:22.883
Jack...

789
00:38:22.968 --> 00:38:24.134
It's very simple.

790
00:38:24.219 --> 00:38:26.762
I've fallen in love with a younger woman

791
00:38:26.846 --> 00:38:28.806
and we're relocating to San Juan.

792
00:38:28.890 --> 00:38:29.890
I know...

793
00:38:30.725 --> 00:38:32.393
Okay, take care.

794
00:38:33.061 --> 00:38:34.478
All right, we're good here.

795
00:38:34.562 --> 00:38:36.146
Patriot Two, you got first watch.

796
00:38:36.231 --> 00:38:37.564
First watch?

797
00:38:39.234 --> 00:38:41.652
- I got to watch him?
- Yeah.

798
00:38:41.736 --> 00:38:44.029
- We're gonna be alone?
- We're gonna rotate.

799
00:38:44.197 --> 00:38:46.991
I got to go to work!
We got to keep up appearances.

800
00:38:47.075 --> 00:38:48.283
What do you want me to do?

801
00:38:48.368 --> 00:38:49.660
Keep an eye on him.

802
00:38:49.744 --> 00:38:52.621
- He's crying!
- That's okay, he'll stop.

803
00:38:57.544 --> 00:38:58.877
Late three times in a row.

804
00:38:58.962 --> 00:39:01.296
Tiffany, did my 11:00 call?
Mr. Kershaw?

805
00:39:01.381 --> 00:39:02.715
He didn't call, Mr. Lugo.

806
00:39:02.799 --> 00:39:04.758
You know, call me crazy.

807
00:39:04.843 --> 00:39:07.177
I don't know... My body's top priority.

808
00:39:07.554 --> 00:39:09.138
Everything was falling into place.

809
00:39:13.810 --> 00:39:15.477
Anybody here?

810
00:39:15.812 --> 00:39:17.354
I need a drink!

811
00:39:17.814 --> 00:39:19.148
Somebody?

812
00:39:19.816 --> 00:39:21.150
I need a drink!

813
00:39:22.318 --> 00:39:23.444
Somebody!

814
00:39:30.035 --> 00:39:32.202
We don't keep spirits here.

815
00:39:32.287 --> 00:39:33.787
And I'm sober.

816
00:39:34.164 --> 00:39:35.831
No shit!

817
00:39:36.750 --> 00:39:38.292
- Me, too.
- You are?

818
00:39:38.835 --> 00:39:41.211
So cool. Praise Jesus!

819
00:39:41.296 --> 00:39:44.715
Got my chip and everything.
That was a proud moment.

820
00:39:44.799 --> 00:39:47.551
You should be proud. There you go.

821
00:39:51.473 --> 00:39:52.681
You know, when I was in prison,

822
00:39:52.766 --> 00:39:54.391
I was clean for nearly a year.

823
00:39:54.476 --> 00:39:55.559
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

824
00:39:55.643 --> 00:39:58.312
But a week before I got sprung,
I had a little pruno slip.

825
00:39:58.396 --> 00:40:00.022
- Huh?
- Pruno is prison wine.

826
00:40:00.106 --> 00:40:02.316
I made the best pruno in the yard.

827
00:40:02.817 --> 00:40:04.151
You know what?

828
00:40:04.736 --> 00:40:07.404
Maybe the real reason I'm here

829
00:40:07.489 --> 00:40:09.490
is to help you

830
00:40:10.575 --> 00:40:12.910
get through another day sober.

831
00:40:16.331 --> 00:40:20.000
- That's heavy.
- It really is. I know.

832
00:40:20.502 --> 00:40:22.169
It truly is.

833
00:40:23.505 --> 00:40:27.466
I'm sorry about all this. Everything.

834
00:40:27.550 --> 00:40:31.136
Oh, no, no. It's okay.
Shit happens. Forget it.

835
00:40:32.013 --> 00:40:33.514
But really,

836
00:40:33.681 --> 00:40:36.850
maybe I was sent as a reminder.

837
00:40:37.060 --> 00:40:40.562
Do you believe in that stuff?
Higher power stuff?

838
00:40:41.523 --> 00:40:43.107
I live it.

839
00:40:44.526 --> 00:40:45.609
Okay...

840
00:40:45.693 --> 00:40:49.029
You think I could get another one
of those Taco Supremes?

841
00:40:49.781 --> 00:40:50.781
Yeah...

842
00:40:51.950 --> 00:40:54.284
Sure. There you go. We'll switch.

843
00:40:59.207 --> 00:41:01.542
Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

844
00:41:01.626 --> 00:41:03.085
They're even better cold.

845
00:41:03.753 --> 00:41:05.254
You must be so hungry.

846
00:41:05.713 --> 00:41:08.215
You are so much nicer
than the other two.

847
00:41:08.299 --> 00:41:10.968
Ah, they're sweet guys.

848
00:41:11.052 --> 00:41:12.386
You just don't know them yet.

849
00:41:12.470 --> 00:41:13.637
But thank you for the compliment.

850
00:41:13.721 --> 00:41:16.723
See, the simple fact
that you are defending them

851
00:41:16.808 --> 00:41:19.560
suggests that
you are nicer than they are.

852
00:41:19.686 --> 00:41:21.603
I'm just saying.

853
00:41:26.609 --> 00:41:28.110
You're a Jew, right?

854
00:41:32.782 --> 00:41:34.116
Yes, I am.

855
00:41:34.784 --> 00:41:36.118
Half-Jew.

856
00:41:36.870 --> 00:41:38.245
You have a problem with that?

857
00:41:39.414 --> 00:41:40.831
I think I can help you.

858
00:41:40.999 --> 00:41:42.583
That would be great!

859
00:41:43.918 --> 00:41:45.419
That would be great.

860
00:41:46.754 --> 00:41:49.256
How? I mean, how so?

861
00:41:57.765 --> 00:42:01.435
Victor, do you accept Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?

862
00:42:06.941 --> 00:42:07.941
Victor?

863
00:42:09.986 --> 00:42:11.111
I do.

864
00:42:11.946 --> 00:42:13.697
That felt great.

865
00:42:19.621 --> 00:42:20.996
How did you do that?

866
00:42:21.331 --> 00:42:22.998
I have a gift.

867
00:42:24.334 --> 00:42:26.001
It's a gift.

868
00:42:26.294 --> 00:42:27.628
You're good.

869
00:42:38.306 --> 00:42:39.640
Busy day!

870
00:42:43.978 --> 00:42:45.812
- Wake him up.
- Get up!

871
00:42:48.650 --> 00:42:50.567
Oh, yeah... Look at that...

872
00:42:50.652 --> 00:42:51.944
Get some paper towels, damn it!

873
00:42:52.028 --> 00:42:53.028
- Yeah.
- Shit!

874
00:42:53.112 --> 00:42:54.071
If there's pee on the policy,

875
00:42:54.155 --> 00:42:55.697
they'll think
he's incontinental and flag it!

876
00:42:56.282 --> 00:42:57.241
Shit!

877
00:42:57.325 --> 00:43:00.911
It's not "incontinental,"
you moron. It's "incontinent."

878
00:43:01.204 --> 00:43:04.414
You really are
a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo.

879
00:43:04.916 --> 00:43:07.042
Well, I'm smart enough
not to be the one cuffed to a couch,

880
00:43:07.126 --> 00:43:08.627
about to get cleaned the fuck out.

881
00:43:08.836 --> 00:43:11.672
This one's gonna require
your signature. Bing!

882
00:43:12.507 --> 00:43:14.508
No fucking way.

883
00:43:16.302 --> 00:43:17.761
I know you can't see me, Victor,

884
00:43:18.763 --> 00:43:20.889
but I have a look
of suspicion on my face.

885
00:43:20.974 --> 00:43:23.350
What's there to be suspicious about?

886
00:43:23.601 --> 00:43:26.019
I would like to call you Eldad.

887
00:43:26.562 --> 00:43:27.938
In Hebrew,

888
00:43:28.022 --> 00:43:30.190
it means "Beloved of God."

889
00:43:30.942 --> 00:43:33.151
Would that be okay, my friend?

890
00:43:33.945 --> 00:43:36.238
I would be honored, Victor.

891
00:43:36.322 --> 00:43:38.031
Pepe was my second friend.

892
00:43:40.034 --> 00:43:41.827
It's my shift, bro. Go home.

893
00:43:41.911 --> 00:43:43.537
Go to church or whatever you do.

894
00:43:43.705 --> 00:43:45.622
It's my torture chamber now.

895
00:43:45.915 --> 00:43:47.791
Doyle was taking
extra shifts with Kershaw.

896
00:43:47.875 --> 00:43:49.793
And, yes, it was getting my attention.

897
00:43:50.044 --> 00:43:51.211
Sorina, you home?

898
00:43:52.797 --> 00:43:54.464
What the hell are you doing?

899
00:43:54.966 --> 00:43:56.842
Trying to see who you really are.

900
00:43:58.469 --> 00:43:59.803
A big music video director

901
00:43:59.887 --> 00:44:02.514
does not need
these glasses that see in the dark!

902
00:44:02.598 --> 00:44:04.391
I don't want you going through my stuff.

903
00:44:04.475 --> 00:44:05.475
Okay? These are not toys.

904
00:44:05.560 --> 00:44:07.978
Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero

905
00:44:08.062 --> 00:44:09.438
with the Scooby-Doo seats!

906
00:44:09.522 --> 00:44:11.481
I need you to sit down right now
and listen very carefully.

907
00:44:11.566 --> 00:44:13.108
You know where I've been all day?

908
00:44:13.192 --> 00:44:14.985
I've been at headquarters
in Langley, Virginia.

909
00:44:15.069 --> 00:44:17.612
I haven't been truthful with you,
and, believe me, it hurts.

910
00:44:17.905 --> 00:44:20.324
You have got to understand my work.

911
00:44:21.492 --> 00:44:22.826
I'm in the CIA.

912
00:44:23.828 --> 00:44:26.455
Now, good men have died
to keep what I just told you a secret.

913
00:44:26.956 --> 00:44:29.916
CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA?

914
00:44:30.335 --> 00:44:32.252
Those goggles,
they're government issue,

915
00:44:32.337 --> 00:44:33.670
and, I guess in a way, so am I.

916
00:44:33.755 --> 00:44:35.922
CIA, Daniel?

917
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:41.803
- That is so hot!
- No, no, no, no, no.

918
00:44:41.929 --> 00:44:43.680
It's better you hear it all.

919
00:44:43.765 --> 00:44:45.015
I...

920
00:44:45.099 --> 00:44:47.184
I mean, I've seen things, okay?
Done things.

921
00:44:47.352 --> 00:44:49.478
One time in Hong Kong,
I had to live for a week in a tree.

922
00:44:49.604 --> 00:44:52.022
No food, no bathroom, no nothing.

923
00:44:52.106 --> 00:44:55.442
You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!

924
00:44:55.693 --> 00:44:58.028
Do you know, this is the real reason
I approached you.

925
00:44:58.112 --> 00:44:59.613
- Me?
- Yes.

926
00:44:59.697 --> 00:45:01.239
You think you can handle
being an operative?

927
00:45:01.699 --> 00:45:04.034
Oh, my God, Daniel, yes!
I'll do anything!

928
00:45:04.118 --> 00:45:05.202
You know my associate, Paul?

929
00:45:05.286 --> 00:45:06.703
- The big guy?
- Yeah, the weird guy?

930
00:45:06.788 --> 00:45:08.080
Yeah. You're gonna
have to work close with him.

931
00:45:08.164 --> 00:45:11.208
This is my adopted country. I'll die for it.

932
00:45:12.001 --> 00:45:15.003
Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?

933
00:45:16.172 --> 00:45:18.590
And then maybe
you have to be spanking her.

934
00:45:19.133 --> 00:45:21.259
Yeah, and calling her dirty,

935
00:45:21.427 --> 00:45:24.388
Commie-sucking whore.

936
00:45:25.056 --> 00:45:26.515
Whatever it takes.

937
00:45:26.599 --> 00:45:31.728
"...which has been trading
on the NYSE since 1972."

938
00:45:32.647 --> 00:45:33.980
NYSE?

939
00:45:34.399 --> 00:45:36.024
New York Stock Exchange.

940
00:45:36.150 --> 00:45:38.110
I'm from New York.

941
00:45:39.821 --> 00:45:41.738
All right, next...

942
00:45:41.823 --> 00:45:45.158
I can read to you about the Unabomber.

943
00:45:45.701 --> 00:45:47.035
Scary.

944
00:45:56.003 --> 00:45:58.588
Damn it! Why'd you make me
do that to you, Victor?

945
00:45:58.673 --> 00:46:00.507
I have responsibilities!

946
00:46:01.175 --> 00:46:04.594
Jesus Christ Himself
has blessed me with many gifts!

947
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:08.014
One of them is knocking
someone the fuck out!

948
00:46:11.060 --> 00:46:12.727
Pepe, you okay?

949
00:46:13.688 --> 00:46:14.855
Pepe?

950
00:46:18.443 --> 00:46:19.484
It's Eldad.

951
00:46:24.115 --> 00:46:25.532
Hello, James Bond.

952
00:46:26.826 --> 00:46:28.034
Why so sad?

953
00:46:29.412 --> 00:46:30.871
I had to hurt a man today.

954
00:46:31.205 --> 00:46:32.497
- Wow.
- I didn't want to,

955
00:46:32.582 --> 00:46:34.207
'cause I like him.

956
00:46:34.876 --> 00:46:36.001
But he forced me to.

957
00:46:36.419 --> 00:46:39.546
Look, in your line of work,
people do get hurt.

958
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:42.549
- Okay.
- Danny tells me

959
00:46:42.633 --> 00:46:43.633
I'm with you now.

960
00:46:43.718 --> 00:46:45.594
We work together, we play together.

961
00:46:45.678 --> 00:46:46.970
For king and country.

962
00:46:47.430 --> 00:46:49.473
Playing together sounds good.

963
00:46:49.557 --> 00:46:51.016
Very good.

964
00:46:51.100 --> 00:46:52.893
I still have no idea
what you're talking about right now.

965
00:46:52.977 --> 00:46:54.811
Oh, it's okay. I know who you are.

966
00:46:54.937 --> 00:46:57.314
Well, you should, 'cause we've met.

967
00:46:58.483 --> 00:46:59.900
Tell me about the playing again?

968
00:47:00.234 --> 00:47:02.611
I woke up this morning
in a state of excitement,

969
00:47:02.695 --> 00:47:04.029
lap dancing the day away.

970
00:47:04.113 --> 00:47:05.739
It's like the Bible says...

971
00:47:05.823 --> 00:47:08.325
You give and you get back
a hundredfold.

972
00:47:08.409 --> 00:47:10.702
And then some greasy pudge-bunny

973
00:47:10.786 --> 00:47:12.287
comes and takes it all away.

974
00:47:12.705 --> 00:47:14.789
Me and the lady
were having a conversation.

975
00:47:14.874 --> 00:47:16.333
You should never wear yellow, pal.

976
00:47:16.417 --> 00:47:19.336
Little kids might think you're
a school bus and climb on for a ride.

977
00:47:19.420 --> 00:47:20.754
His name was Frank Griga

978
00:47:20.838 --> 00:47:23.423
and he was the third richest man
in Golden Beach.

979
00:47:24.592 --> 00:47:26.176
I didn't know any of that then.

980
00:47:26.260 --> 00:47:28.678
All I knew was that he was a douche.

981
00:47:29.222 --> 00:47:31.556
We were three weeks in
and Victor wasn't breaking.

982
00:47:33.184 --> 00:47:35.310
You got a racing dog, huh?

983
00:47:36.854 --> 00:47:39.689
Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw
sold you Tasty Reuben?

984
00:47:39.857 --> 00:47:42.526
Yep. Tasty Reuben's all mine now.

985
00:47:42.652 --> 00:47:44.110
Let's try something new.

986
00:47:44.195 --> 00:47:46.696
This one, I think,
is gonna be a fan favorite.

987
00:47:49.408 --> 00:47:51.368
- You ready to sign now?
- No!

988
00:47:51.452 --> 00:47:52.953
The guy was fierce.

989
00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:56.164
Come on, come on! Hey, baby!

990
00:47:56.374 --> 00:47:57.832
Where did you get that dog?

991
00:47:57.959 --> 00:48:00.043
I got somebody here
that wants to meet you!

992
00:48:00.127 --> 00:48:01.836
Oh, my God, I love him!

993
00:48:01.921 --> 00:48:03.630
Lugo, you can get my life,

994
00:48:03.714 --> 00:48:05.382
but you can't have my shit!

995
00:48:05.466 --> 00:48:07.008
All I wanted was a little effort, baby.

996
00:48:07.093 --> 00:48:08.218
Eat me, Doogie.

997
00:48:08.469 --> 00:48:09.844
He never worked this hard in the gym.

998
00:48:10.388 --> 00:48:12.556
But I did. I break guys for a living.

999
00:48:12.640 --> 00:48:14.474
- Are you ready to sign now?
- Fuck you!

1000
00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:15.642
Take him around again.

1001
00:48:17.895 --> 00:48:19.271
I hate you.

1002
00:48:19.438 --> 00:48:20.438
Thanks, buddy.

1003
00:48:22.233 --> 00:48:24.651
Good. Good.

1004
00:48:27.738 --> 00:48:29.072
Is... Is there a problem?

1005
00:48:29.156 --> 00:48:30.198
No, there shouldn't be a problem.

1006
00:48:30.283 --> 00:48:32.242
It's just that
all of these transfer documents,

1007
00:48:32.326 --> 00:48:34.327
they need to be witnessed
by a notary public.

1008
00:48:36.122 --> 00:48:37.289
Well, can't you do that?

1009
00:48:37.498 --> 00:48:38.707
We'd be delighted.

1010
00:48:38.791 --> 00:48:40.709
We just need you and Mr. Kershaw

1011
00:48:40.793 --> 00:48:43.378
to sign the documents
in the presence of our notary.

1012
00:48:43.713 --> 00:48:46.673
But Mr. Kershaw is overseas
in Europe saving elephants.

1013
00:48:47.758 --> 00:48:50.385
So, you can just... It's okay.

1014
00:48:51.053 --> 00:48:53.430
Well, around here,
we call that a problem.

1015
00:48:55.057 --> 00:48:59.060
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

1016
00:49:04.025 --> 00:49:06.151
Put it in the trash,
with the rest of my dreams.

1017
00:49:06.235 --> 00:49:08.403
No contest, John?

1018
00:49:08.487 --> 00:49:10.280
Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11.

1019
00:49:10.364 --> 00:49:11.615
I told you
Amino Tropical Blast's benefits

1020
00:49:11.699 --> 00:49:12.782
were totally undocumented.

1021
00:49:12.867 --> 00:49:14.868
Can I see you in the office
for a minute, John?

1022
00:49:14.952 --> 00:49:16.244
You're still a notary, aren't you?

1023
00:49:16.329 --> 00:49:17.912
Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why?

1024
00:49:18.205 --> 00:49:19.706
Well, I was hoping
you could transfer some property.

1025
00:49:19.790 --> 00:49:21.166
I made a deal with a friend of mine.

1026
00:49:21.375 --> 00:49:22.792
Just bring him by tomorrow.

1027
00:49:22.877 --> 00:49:24.961
Look, my friend,
he cannot come back, okay?

1028
00:49:25.046 --> 00:49:26.129
This is a very unique situation.

1029
00:49:26.213 --> 00:49:28.506
He's out there trying
to impact the world in a positive way.

1030
00:49:28.591 --> 00:49:30.300
No, that's the only reason for a notary,

1031
00:49:30.384 --> 00:49:32.886
is that I have to
witness the signing of the document.

1032
00:49:32.970 --> 00:49:35.347
Otherwise, somebody
could just come in off the street,

1033
00:49:35.431 --> 00:49:38.183
forge somebody's signature
and take all their shit.

1034
00:49:38.267 --> 00:49:39.309
You know, I got a stamp.

1035
00:49:39.393 --> 00:49:40.560
Can I borrow it?

1036
00:49:42.396 --> 00:49:45.273
No, you can't borrow my stamp.
That's sacred.

1037
00:49:46.901 --> 00:49:49.319
What the fuck are notaries, man?

1038
00:49:49.403 --> 00:49:50.737
We're officers of the law.

1039
00:49:51.072 --> 00:49:53.990
Remember this chick?
Shelley? Used to work here?

1040
00:49:54.075 --> 00:49:56.451
Black chick? I fucked her.

1041
00:49:57.328 --> 00:49:58.328
Big slut.

1042
00:49:58.412 --> 00:49:59.454
- Oh, John?
- Yeah.

1043
00:49:59.538 --> 00:50:01.289
You know,

1044
00:50:01.374 --> 00:50:03.041
I might have found
a sponsor for your competition.

1045
00:50:03.125 --> 00:50:04.417
You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?

1046
00:50:04.710 --> 00:50:07.212
The signature's a little off here,
but no big deal.

1047
00:50:09.632 --> 00:50:12.759
All right, down, down, down! Just...
There, there, there!

1048
00:50:12.843 --> 00:50:14.302
Love it!

1049
00:50:22.269 --> 00:50:24.771
Finger one,
find somebody with money. Check.

1050
00:50:24.939 --> 00:50:27.399
Finger two,
make him give you everything he owns.

1051
00:50:27.483 --> 00:50:29.275
Three million dollar house,

1052
00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:31.611
500,000 cash. Check.

1053
00:50:31.862 --> 00:50:33.988
Finger three,
make America a better place.

1054
00:50:36.367 --> 00:50:38.243
You said no violence.

1055
00:50:38.327 --> 00:50:39.619
No bad violence!

1056
00:50:39.704 --> 00:50:41.496
I know! Okay?

1057
00:50:41.580 --> 00:50:44.666
And I meant it when I said it,
I swear to God.

1058
00:50:44.750 --> 00:50:47.419
All right?
But this guy, he knows who I am.

1059
00:50:47.503 --> 00:50:49.212
He could ID me.

1060
00:50:49.296 --> 00:50:50.922
All right? That's gonna lead them to you.

1061
00:50:51.006 --> 00:50:52.841
I cannot kill.

1062
00:50:52.925 --> 00:50:54.008
Duly noted. All right?

1063
00:50:54.093 --> 00:50:56.136
But if you had to do it, you would adapt.

1064
00:50:56.220 --> 00:50:57.512
You would reach down deep, right?

1065
00:50:57.596 --> 00:50:58.638
What do you mean, "reach down deep"?

1066
00:50:58.723 --> 00:51:00.557
What if I reach down
and there's nothing there?

1067
00:51:00.641 --> 00:51:03.226
Then we give you bus money
and you're off the team.

1068
00:51:03.978 --> 00:51:06.980
That's harsh. I want to be on the team.

1069
00:51:07.481 --> 00:51:09.232
I want you to be on the team. Okay?

1070
00:51:09.316 --> 00:51:11.818
And the Good Lord wants you to be rich!

1071
00:51:12.194 --> 00:51:13.987
All right? But he could put us all away.

1072
00:51:14.071 --> 00:51:15.572
He saw us, big guy. He saw you.

1073
00:51:15.656 --> 00:51:16.781
Do you want to go back?

1074
00:51:16.866 --> 00:51:18.199
I'm not gonna let him do that to you.

1075
00:51:18.284 --> 00:51:19.743
I'm not gonna let that happen to you.

1076
00:51:19.827 --> 00:51:21.286
You're not going back!

1077
00:51:22.329 --> 00:51:24.122
Look, when this is over,
we'll all go camping.

1078
00:51:24.206 --> 00:51:25.415
- All right?
- Okay.

1079
00:51:25.499 --> 00:51:26.875
And, meanwhile,

1080
00:51:28.043 --> 00:51:29.878
make him comfy, all right?
Just get him drunk.

1081
00:51:31.380 --> 00:51:32.964
I can't do that.

1082
00:51:33.591 --> 00:51:34.591
Why?

1083
00:51:34.884 --> 00:51:36.468
Pepe is sober.

1084
00:51:37.219 --> 00:51:38.511
Do me a favor, okay?

1085
00:51:38.596 --> 00:51:40.805
Don't call him Pepe
like you were in the sixth grade together.

1086
00:51:42.683 --> 00:51:44.517
Hey.

1087
00:51:45.269 --> 00:51:46.561
Are we alone?

1088
00:51:48.939 --> 00:51:50.023
Yeah.

1089
00:51:51.025 --> 00:51:52.233
Would you...

1090
00:51:52.693 --> 00:51:55.695
Would you help me... Help me escape?

1091
00:51:56.322 --> 00:51:57.614
You need money.

1092
00:51:57.698 --> 00:52:00.784
I've got money. You can have it all.

1093
00:52:01.327 --> 00:52:03.036
- Everything.
- Victor, Victor.

1094
00:52:03.829 --> 00:52:07.081
I don't want to die, Eldad. Not now.

1095
00:52:08.751 --> 00:52:10.168
My son...

1096
00:52:10.669 --> 00:52:12.086
Look, Victor. Victor.

1097
00:52:12.171 --> 00:52:13.296
This will all be over very soon.

1098
00:52:14.757 --> 00:52:16.341
We're gonna get you on a plane tonight.

1099
00:52:16.634 --> 00:52:17.801
We know someone at the airport

1100
00:52:17.885 --> 00:52:19.385
who's gonna get you
out of the country tonight,

1101
00:52:19.470 --> 00:52:20.887
but the only way he's gonna do it

1102
00:52:20.971 --> 00:52:22.680
is if you're knee-walking drunk.

1103
00:52:23.682 --> 00:52:26.476
You won't remember his face.
You have to.

1104
00:52:28.437 --> 00:52:30.814
You're going to need a drink if I die,

1105
00:52:30.898 --> 00:52:32.398
you half-a-retard!

1106
00:52:33.025 --> 00:52:35.151
And when I get to heaven,

1107
00:52:35.236 --> 00:52:37.904
I'm going to tell Jesus what you did.

1108
00:52:41.325 --> 00:52:43.409
You're not going to tell Jesus anything.

1109
00:52:45.162 --> 00:52:46.412
I'm doing you a favor!

1110
00:52:47.790 --> 00:52:49.457
I'm giving you a private jet!

1111
00:52:49.542 --> 00:52:51.251
Whisking you out of the country!

1112
00:53:06.517 --> 00:53:08.184
Hey, this don't look like an airport.

1113
00:53:11.605 --> 00:53:13.022
Where's my jet?

1114
00:53:13.107 --> 00:53:14.482
Don't worry, you're still going home.

1115
00:53:14.567 --> 00:53:16.025
A thousand bucks if I smash him

1116
00:53:16.110 --> 00:53:17.402
- into that fucking backhoe!
- Do it.

1117
00:53:17.486 --> 00:53:18.486
- A thousand?
- A thousand!

1118
00:53:20.698 --> 00:53:22.532
- Drink some! Drink some!
- Hey... Son of a...

1119
00:53:22.616 --> 00:53:23.950
Oh, my God.

1120
00:53:25.327 --> 00:53:26.995
Hey, I have a...

1121
00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:28.746
Calm the fuck down.

1122
00:53:43.262 --> 00:53:44.262
Yes!

1123
00:53:49.852 --> 00:53:51.477
I fucking told you!

1124
00:54:02.031 --> 00:54:03.698
Lucky I had an airbag.

1125
00:54:04.491 --> 00:54:07.076
You put on his fucking seat belt?

1126
00:54:08.078 --> 00:54:09.162
Yeah.

1127
00:54:11.290 --> 00:54:12.415
It is the law.

1128
00:54:12.499 --> 00:54:13.917
You don't put on a seat belt,
you'll hurt your face

1129
00:54:14.001 --> 00:54:15.585
with the airbag.
That's what they tell you.

1130
00:54:15.669 --> 00:54:17.295
"Buckle up. It's the law."

1131
00:54:17.379 --> 00:54:18.713
His blood alcohol's up to his ears!

1132
00:54:18.797 --> 00:54:20.798
Nobody would expect him to buckle up!

1133
00:54:20.883 --> 00:54:22.800
Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.

1134
00:54:22.885 --> 00:54:24.636
You just made a good man suffer.

1135
00:54:24.720 --> 00:54:25.970
This is going fucking perfect!

1136
00:54:26.055 --> 00:54:28.097
- Perfect.
- Get the gas can now!

1137
00:54:28.182 --> 00:54:30.099
You're siding with him?

1138
00:54:30.184 --> 00:54:32.769
I was like the Iceman, okay?
Bull's-eye! Strike!

1139
00:54:33.312 --> 00:54:34.437
Suckers.

1140
00:54:34.521 --> 00:54:35.813
I'll get the gas can. I'll be alone.

1141
00:54:36.148 --> 00:54:38.191
Hey, Pepe, it's Eldad. You okay?

1142
00:54:38.359 --> 00:54:41.235
Don't do that right now, please. Don't.

1143
00:54:41.528 --> 00:54:42.987
All good, Eldad.

1144
00:55:25.698 --> 00:55:27.115
Let's go. Let's go, let's go.

1145
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:28.574
Hurry up.

1146
00:55:32.121 --> 00:55:33.121
Oh, shit.

1147
00:55:34.248 --> 00:55:35.331
Paul, just run him over.

1148
00:55:35.457 --> 00:55:36.624
Just run him over?

1149
00:55:36.709 --> 00:55:39.252
Yeah, just start the car
and just run him over.

1150
00:55:39.378 --> 00:55:41.421
I can't start the car
and run him over. We...

1151
00:55:41.505 --> 00:55:44.590
Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire.

1152
00:55:44.675 --> 00:55:45.842
He's going to die anyway.

1153
00:55:45.926 --> 00:55:47.010
Do you want him to suffer,

1154
00:55:47.094 --> 00:55:48.386
or you want to take him
out of his misery?

1155
00:55:48.721 --> 00:55:51.055
You can do this, okay? Start the car,

1156
00:55:51.306 --> 00:55:53.141
put it in gear and run him over.

1157
00:55:53.225 --> 00:55:55.893
I don't know, DL. That's hardcore, man.

1158
00:55:56.937 --> 00:55:58.604
Start the fucking car and go!

1159
00:56:18.125 --> 00:56:19.500
Back over him.

1160
00:56:22.004 --> 00:56:23.880
Get it over quick.
It's like ripping off a Band-Aid.

1161
00:56:23.964 --> 00:56:25.006
Just do it!

1162
00:56:29.720 --> 00:56:31.804
Don't make Pepe suffer.

1163
00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:34.557
No!

1164
00:56:52.701 --> 00:56:54.077
I knew you could do it, Paul.

1165
00:56:54.620 --> 00:56:56.120
You just killed a man.

1166
00:56:56.330 --> 00:56:57.538
We did.

1167
00:56:58.373 --> 00:56:59.624
No, you did it.

1168
00:57:01.043 --> 00:57:03.044
I just provided options.

1169
00:57:06.048 --> 00:57:08.049
Why are you saying I did it?

1170
00:57:08.842 --> 00:57:09.967
We did it.

1171
00:57:10.052 --> 00:57:11.135
No, you drove.

1172
00:57:11.345 --> 00:57:13.179
It's... It's a good thing. Tell him.

1173
00:57:13.722 --> 00:57:15.348
You did a good thing.

1174
00:57:28.237 --> 00:57:30.738
No, this wasn't heaven.

1175
00:57:31.073 --> 00:57:34.033
I wasn't transported
to some celestial space

1176
00:57:34.118 --> 00:57:37.203
given my newfound bullshit Christianity.

1177
00:57:37.287 --> 00:57:39.080
This isn't that kind of story.

1178
00:57:39.164 --> 00:57:40.665
But you know how
I knew these monkeys

1179
00:57:40.749 --> 00:57:42.834
were rank fucking amateurs?

1180
00:57:43.669 --> 00:57:45.711
Because I was still alive.

1181
00:57:46.672 --> 00:57:50.424
You can beat me, rob me,
hang me like dry cleaning,

1182
00:57:50.509 --> 00:57:51.968
burn my fucking hair off,

1183
00:57:52.052 --> 00:57:53.761
but don't tell me
you're taking me to the airport

1184
00:57:53.846 --> 00:57:55.471
when really you're going to kill me.

1185
00:57:56.306 --> 00:57:58.307
And if you are going to kill me,

1186
00:57:58.392 --> 00:57:59.851
you damn well better do it.

1187
00:58:01.854 --> 00:58:03.104
Hey, baby doll.

1188
00:58:03.188 --> 00:58:05.731
Thought we almost lost you
there for a while.

1189
00:58:06.775 --> 00:58:08.901
Okay, let me explain to you
about your face.

1190
00:58:10.571 --> 00:58:11.571
Holy shit!

1191
00:58:13.740 --> 00:58:16.159
I was tasered by ninjas.

1192
00:58:16.243 --> 00:58:17.994
Is that tire tread on your forehead?

1193
00:58:18.078 --> 00:58:20.496
Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.

1194
00:58:20.581 --> 00:58:24.333
They did this to me!
Drove right over my face.

1195
00:58:24.418 --> 00:58:26.377
So, you're from Colombia originally.

1196
00:58:26.461 --> 00:58:27.712
So what?

1197
00:58:28.589 --> 00:58:31.924
I got run over here. In America.

1198
00:58:32.009 --> 00:58:33.509
Not in Colombia!

1199
00:58:33.760 --> 00:58:35.720
I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.

1200
00:58:35.804 --> 00:58:37.471
Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!

1201
00:58:38.182 --> 00:58:39.182
Asshole.

1202
00:58:39.266 --> 00:58:40.683
I'm going to kill him.

1203
00:58:40.767 --> 00:58:42.226
Nurse!

1204
00:58:42.311 --> 00:58:43.769
Listen to me.

1205
00:58:43.854 --> 00:58:47.023
I just lost my family, my business,

1206
00:58:47.107 --> 00:58:51.485
and half of my nose.
I almost bit my tongue off.

1207
00:58:51.820 --> 00:58:54.280
Got my bank accounts cleaned out.

1208
00:58:54.615 --> 00:58:58.201
You think I give a rat's ass
if you don't like my attitude?

1209
00:58:58.285 --> 00:58:59.702
We could still arrest you.

1210
00:58:59.786 --> 00:59:01.454
Your blood alcohol
was four times the limit.

1211
00:59:01.538 --> 00:59:02.872
Is this her first day?

1212
00:59:02.956 --> 00:59:04.957
Just tell me if this is

1213
00:59:05.042 --> 00:59:06.626
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

1214
00:59:06.793 --> 00:59:08.044
Don't you listen?

1215
00:59:08.128 --> 00:59:09.962
They forced chocolate liqueur down me!

1216
00:59:10.380 --> 00:59:13.633
The evil ninja weightlifters?
Those are the guys?

1217
00:59:13.717 --> 00:59:17.136
You should cut
some of that fuzz out of your ears!

1218
00:59:17.346 --> 00:59:20.139
Daniel Lugo. Write it down.

1219
00:59:20.224 --> 00:59:22.433
From what I hear,
Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw,

1220
00:59:22.517 --> 00:59:24.560
they sell quite a bit
of drugs in Colombia.

1221
00:59:24.645 --> 00:59:26.896
God, I can't believe this!

1222
00:59:26.980 --> 00:59:28.606
I'm having some trouble with it myself.

1223
00:59:28.690 --> 00:59:30.233
You say you were bound, abused

1224
00:59:30.317 --> 00:59:32.902
and roughed up by
a group of bodybuilders.

1225
00:59:32.986 --> 00:59:34.779
Was this a sex thing?

1226
00:59:35.155 --> 00:59:36.155
What?

1227
00:59:37.407 --> 00:59:40.743
One very large burnt dildo,

1228
00:59:41.954 --> 00:59:45.081
baseball-sized anal beads found
in the back of your car.

1229
00:59:45.165 --> 00:59:46.457
Not normal stuff.

1230
00:59:46.541 --> 00:59:47.792
We're finding it hard to believe

1231
00:59:47.876 --> 00:59:49.752
that no one reported you missing.

1232
00:59:49.836 --> 00:59:52.672
Not one single person.

1233
00:59:53.382 --> 00:59:55.508
This could be a wake-up call, buddy.

1234
00:59:56.009 --> 00:59:59.095
Wait a second. Is that all I get?

1235
00:59:59.179 --> 01:00:00.137
Get back here!

1236
01:00:00.222 --> 01:00:02.014
I don't believe a word he said.

1237
01:00:02.224 --> 01:00:04.767
We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.

1238
01:00:09.231 --> 01:00:11.232
Looking tough, feeling tough.

1239
01:00:16.697 --> 01:00:20.199
We were going to rock it.
We didn't find Kershaw's obit.

1240
01:00:20.284 --> 01:00:22.201
We found him alive, at the hospital.

1241
01:00:22.286 --> 01:00:24.704
So we had some unfinished business.

1242
01:00:29.918 --> 01:00:31.961
I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it...

1243
01:00:32.045 --> 01:00:33.462
Can you keep him quiet?

1244
01:00:34.006 --> 01:00:35.339
Oh, Christ.

1245
01:00:42.597 --> 01:00:44.015
Being a cop for so long,

1246
01:00:44.099 --> 01:00:46.309
I've learned that
people's lives are usually linear.

1247
01:00:46.393 --> 01:00:47.393
Until they're not.

1248
01:00:48.228 --> 01:00:51.105
Comes a day
for just about everyone when A

1249
01:00:51.189 --> 01:00:54.775
suddenly skips B
and careens to polka-dot weird W.

1250
01:00:55.068 --> 01:00:57.862
Best move I ever made
was marrying Cissy.

1251
01:00:57.946 --> 01:00:59.822
Sweetie pie, are you deaf?

1252
01:00:59.906 --> 01:01:01.741
The phone has rung, like, 19 times.

1253
01:01:02.200 --> 01:01:03.326
Twenty.

1254
01:01:03.410 --> 01:01:04.827
Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it.

1255
01:01:04.911 --> 01:01:06.078
After I retired,

1256
01:01:06.163 --> 01:01:09.123
I reopened the detective agency
my old man used to own.

1257
01:01:09.207 --> 01:01:10.708
But after a few years,

1258
01:01:10.792 --> 01:01:13.377
Cissy begged me to retire from that, too.

1259
01:01:13.462 --> 01:01:15.755
She said I'd earned my relaxing years

1260
01:01:15.839 --> 01:01:19.133
with long, lazy days
full of golf and fishing.

1261
01:01:19.217 --> 01:01:22.303
Except the only thing
I hate more than golf is fishing.

1262
01:01:22.387 --> 01:01:24.055
Du Bois Investigators, Inc.

1263
01:01:24.139 --> 01:01:26.515
Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?

1264
01:01:26.600 --> 01:01:28.017
Actually, it's Ed the Third.

1265
01:01:28.101 --> 01:01:29.602
I want Ed the Second.

1266
01:01:29.686 --> 01:01:33.105
He's dead. And I'm retired.

1267
01:01:33.190 --> 01:01:34.315
I'm guessing you're looking at

1268
01:01:34.399 --> 01:01:35.858
a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.

1269
01:01:35.942 --> 01:01:38.736
Everything's old in this frickin' hospital.

1270
01:01:39.863 --> 01:01:40.863
It just shot out of my ass!

1271
01:01:40.947 --> 01:01:42.573
I couldn't help it.

1272
01:01:42.657 --> 01:01:45.826
Oh, God.
He should be ejected from this facility!

1273
01:01:45.911 --> 01:01:46.952
Oh, my God...

1274
01:01:47.037 --> 01:01:49.955
Not you. I need your help.

1275
01:01:50.040 --> 01:01:51.791
I'm a desperate man.

1276
01:01:51.875 --> 01:01:53.292
What did you say your name was?

1277
01:01:59.299 --> 01:02:01.467
The team explored
a number of infiltration procedures.

1278
01:02:02.302 --> 01:02:03.469
Adrian even offered to stage

1279
01:02:03.553 --> 01:02:05.554
a diversionary fistfight in the hall.

1280
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:07.390
We decided against that.

1281
01:02:07.682 --> 01:02:10.476
But I can't say that
what the police told you

1282
01:02:10.560 --> 01:02:12.603
is far from my own analysis.

1283
01:02:12.687 --> 01:02:14.063
I have to entertain

1284
01:02:14.147 --> 01:02:16.148
the possibility that you might be lying.

1285
01:02:16.858 --> 01:02:18.651
There was one major problem.

1286
01:02:18.735 --> 01:02:20.694
This fucking archaic
line-directory system

1287
01:02:20.779 --> 01:02:22.071
throughout the whole entire hospital.

1288
01:02:22.155 --> 01:02:23.906
It took us an hour just to find the ICU.

1289
01:02:25.367 --> 01:02:26.409
Please believe me,

1290
01:02:26.493 --> 01:02:29.120
it happened just the way I say it did.

1291
01:02:29.204 --> 01:02:31.997
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,

1292
01:02:32.082 --> 01:02:33.582
but I can't take the case.

1293
01:02:33.792 --> 01:02:35.376
I'm a dead man.

1294
01:02:35.502 --> 01:02:38.170
A hospital is a very public place.

1295
01:02:38.255 --> 01:02:40.589
And anybody could gain
access to your room.

1296
01:02:40.674 --> 01:02:42.091
And if it were me, and some large men

1297
01:02:42.175 --> 01:02:43.426
were trying to re-kill me,

1298
01:02:43.510 --> 01:02:45.261
and I wanted to stay un-dead,

1299
01:02:45.345 --> 01:02:47.805
I'd get the hell out of there. Fast.

1300
01:02:52.227 --> 01:02:53.436
In the end,

1301
01:02:53.520 --> 01:02:55.104
after reviewing our past performance,

1302
01:02:55.188 --> 01:02:57.481
we could come to only one conclusion.

1303
01:02:57.566 --> 01:02:59.358
We're so much better when we wing it.

1304
01:03:16.042 --> 01:03:17.918
Can I help you with something?

1305
01:03:18.795 --> 01:03:20.129
I'm Dr. Lowenstein,

1306
01:03:20.213 --> 01:03:22.131
Mr. Kershaw's primary care physician.

1307
01:03:22.215 --> 01:03:23.507
He didn't mention anything.

1308
01:03:23.592 --> 01:03:27.011
Oh, well, I'm...
I'm over at Miami General.

1309
01:03:29.556 --> 01:03:30.556
Where is Victor?

1310
01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:33.225
He checked himself out,
against my advice.

1311
01:03:33.518 --> 01:03:35.311
I think the visit
from the police scared him.

1312
01:03:35.395 --> 01:03:37.146
Police? What did they want?

1313
01:03:37.230 --> 01:03:39.523
Oh, accident investigation.

1314
01:03:39.608 --> 01:03:41.066
They didn't seem too thrilled

1315
01:03:41.151 --> 01:03:42.276
by Mr. Kershaw's account of events.

1316
01:03:42.360 --> 01:03:43.527
He claimed he'd been tortured.

1317
01:03:43.612 --> 01:03:45.279
By bodybuilders.

1318
01:03:45.530 --> 01:03:47.072
- Bodybuilders?
- Yes.

1319
01:03:50.994 --> 01:03:54.079
This is a case of delusional
alcoholism. It's not uncommon.

1320
01:03:54.164 --> 01:03:55.664
You know, I warned him about that.

1321
01:03:55.749 --> 01:03:58.083
Why are you dressed for
surgery in our hospital?

1322
01:03:59.544 --> 01:04:01.420
Well, I like to be prepared for anything.

1323
01:04:06.092 --> 01:04:07.092
Gentlemen?

1324
01:04:09.012 --> 01:04:10.137
Oh, shit...

1325
01:04:10.222 --> 01:04:12.014
So, what if he goes to the cops?

1326
01:04:12.098 --> 01:04:13.390
He already did.

1327
01:04:13.475 --> 01:04:15.434
You know what happened? Nothing!

1328
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:17.269
Because they figured out
what we already know,

1329
01:04:17.354 --> 01:04:19.563
that Victor Kershaw
is a half-criminal prick

1330
01:04:19.648 --> 01:04:21.190
who deserved bad shit to happen to him.

1331
01:04:21.274 --> 01:04:22.358
Yeah.

1332
01:04:22.442 --> 01:04:24.443
I thought he had to be dead.

1333
01:04:25.111 --> 01:04:26.111
So what?

1334
01:04:37.249 --> 01:04:38.958
You might feel a little prick.

1335
01:04:44.631 --> 01:04:45.965
Oh, yeah!

1336
01:04:48.635 --> 01:04:50.386
It's a little less than what I'm used to,

1337
01:04:50.470 --> 01:04:52.137
but what the heck?

1338
01:05:05.569 --> 01:05:07.820
I'm going to rock your world.

1339
01:05:08.655 --> 01:05:10.155
Ninja style.

1340
01:05:11.825 --> 01:05:14.660
I told you we'd fix it
with the magic penis shots.

1341
01:05:17.080 --> 01:05:18.163
Oh, yeah!

1342
01:05:46.651 --> 01:05:48.652
- No way!
- No, this is your house.

1343
01:05:49.321 --> 01:05:50.696
Jesus may exalt.

1344
01:05:50.780 --> 01:05:53.157
But cocaine is king.

1345
01:05:54.868 --> 01:05:57.161
They seem very happy.

1346
01:05:59.706 --> 01:06:01.540
Dry humping.

1347
01:06:03.168 --> 01:06:05.878
This is such nice, supple leather.

1348
01:06:08.048 --> 01:06:09.381
Asshole.

1349
01:06:15.722 --> 01:06:19.141
I know what you're looking at.
Now look at this.

1350
01:06:19.225 --> 01:06:22.728
I don't have a home, you putz!

1351
01:06:24.939 --> 01:06:26.398
Oh, jeez!

1352
01:06:30.695 --> 01:06:33.197
Hey, Kershaw! It's Ed Du Bois!

1353
01:06:40.580 --> 01:06:41.747
Jesus.

1354
01:06:42.082 --> 01:06:44.208
You thought I was lying.

1355
01:06:44.417 --> 01:06:47.086
Sometimes it takes me a while
to make up my mind.

1356
01:06:48.546 --> 01:06:49.588
Nice place.

1357
01:06:50.590 --> 01:06:52.049
How'd you find me?

1358
01:06:52.133 --> 01:06:53.634
Cab driver at the hospital.

1359
01:06:53.718 --> 01:06:56.011
I paid him 20 not to talk.

1360
01:06:56.137 --> 01:06:57.721
Well, I paid him 40.

1361
01:06:57.806 --> 01:07:00.265
This shit's my new best friend.

1362
01:07:00.809 --> 01:07:02.351
I'm gonna look into your case, Victor,

1363
01:07:02.435 --> 01:07:04.103
but if you're not telling me the truth,

1364
01:07:04.187 --> 01:07:06.188
you're gonna be in a lot more
trouble than when you started.

1365
01:07:07.816 --> 01:07:09.233
So, why are you helping me?

1366
01:07:09.442 --> 01:07:11.902
Well, what they did to you
is un-American.

1367
01:07:12.195 --> 01:07:13.195
Real reason.

1368
01:07:13.446 --> 01:07:15.614
Well, catching fish is fine.

1369
01:07:16.074 --> 01:07:18.158
Catching bad guys is finer.

1370
01:07:21.287 --> 01:07:23.831
Now, won't you tell me your story again?

1371
01:07:23.957 --> 01:07:25.457
From the beginning.

1372
01:07:25.917 --> 01:07:27.543
Just give me one more
of those blue ones.

1373
01:07:27.627 --> 01:07:28.711
You've had enough.

1374
01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:37.010
- Hey, there.
- Hey.

1375
01:07:37.095 --> 01:07:38.387
Hey, we didn't see you move in.

1376
01:07:38.471 --> 01:07:40.305
Oh, you know,
most of my things are being shipped.

1377
01:07:40.932 --> 01:07:42.224
What happened to the Kershaws?

1378
01:07:42.308 --> 01:07:43.559
You know, I don't know the specifics,

1379
01:07:43.643 --> 01:07:45.018
but they must have
really been underwater,

1380
01:07:45.103 --> 01:07:46.687
because they practically
gave me the house.

1381
01:07:46.771 --> 01:07:48.313
I mean, I had asked
the guy from the bank

1382
01:07:48.398 --> 01:07:50.190
and he thinks that
the guy ran off with some girl

1383
01:07:50.275 --> 01:07:51.775
that he met in Havana,
like one of those sex vacations.

1384
01:07:53.194 --> 01:07:55.404
Jeez! Man, you think you know people.

1385
01:07:55.488 --> 01:07:56.530
Yeah.

1386
01:07:56.614 --> 01:07:59.241
Although Victor liked
to talk about sex a lot.

1387
01:07:59.325 --> 01:08:00.451
Brad MacCalister.

1388
01:08:00.618 --> 01:08:01.660
Tom...

1389
01:08:02.203 --> 01:08:03.287
Lawn.

1390
01:08:03.455 --> 01:08:04.496
- Gotcha.
- Yeah.

1391
01:08:04.581 --> 01:08:05.914
That's a pretty
professional looking hoop

1392
01:08:05.999 --> 01:08:07.124
- you got there.
- Yeah.

1393
01:08:07.208 --> 01:08:08.542
Look at you,
already improving the place.

1394
01:08:08.877 --> 01:08:10.169
Well, that's what I do.

1395
01:08:10.253 --> 01:08:11.587
You know, I saw
your wife drop off a gang of kids,

1396
01:08:11.671 --> 01:08:13.088
figured they could come by
anytime and shoot a round.

1397
01:08:13.173 --> 01:08:14.465
I've done a bit of coaching, so...

1398
01:08:14.549 --> 01:08:15.549
Hey, that sounds terrific.

1399
01:08:15.842 --> 01:08:17.926
Use your elbows, you little pussy!

1400
01:08:18.344 --> 01:08:20.220
Oh, tell your mama!

1401
01:08:21.055 --> 01:08:22.222
Damn!

1402
01:08:22.682 --> 01:08:24.016
Sucker!

1403
01:08:24.684 --> 01:08:26.018
What the hell
are you doing on the ground?

1404
01:08:26.227 --> 01:08:28.312
- That hurts.
- Well, it's supposed to hurt!

1405
01:08:28.396 --> 01:08:29.938
That pain's what's gonna save your life.

1406
01:08:30.023 --> 01:08:31.106
Your cells remember where it hurts

1407
01:08:31.191 --> 01:08:32.149
and that's where they get strong.

1408
01:08:32.233 --> 01:08:33.275
It's called pain and gain, Rusty.

1409
01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:34.902
Don't be a little bitch.
You gonna man up?

1410
01:08:34.986 --> 01:08:36.111
You better,
'cause right now your sister's

1411
01:08:36.196 --> 01:08:37.362
stronger than you.
Give me your hand. Get up!

1412
01:08:37.447 --> 01:08:39.156
What are you looking at,
you little chubby broad?

1413
01:08:39.365 --> 01:08:40.824
Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother

1414
01:08:40.909 --> 01:08:42.159
driving up and down the street
looking at me.

1415
01:08:42.243 --> 01:08:43.577
I'll be your stepfather in about a week.

1416
01:08:44.370 --> 01:08:45.454
I love my new home,

1417
01:08:45.538 --> 01:08:47.748
my new neighborhood
and my little brat-pack crew.

1418
01:08:47.832 --> 01:08:49.291
I kept it real with them
little motherfuckers

1419
01:08:49.375 --> 01:08:51.001
and they kept it real with me.

1420
01:08:52.337 --> 01:08:55.422
That's 315, close grip.

1421
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:58.008
All right, benching builds your pecs.

1422
01:08:58.092 --> 01:08:59.343
We got no homos in this gang, right?

1423
01:08:59.427 --> 01:09:00.636
All right, good.
And if you bachelors like girls,

1424
01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:01.970
listen to the Lawn Dawg.

1425
01:09:02.055 --> 01:09:03.764
No hottie can resist dope pecs.

1426
01:09:03.848 --> 01:09:05.057
You want to chase tail with me
in South Beach

1427
01:09:05.141 --> 01:09:06.391
on my Puppy Luv? Huh?

1428
01:09:06.476 --> 01:09:08.018
Or do you want to
look at your little nuts in the mirror

1429
01:09:08.102 --> 01:09:09.102
and see if you got any peach fuzz?

1430
01:09:10.188 --> 01:09:11.313
All right, good.

1431
01:09:11.397 --> 01:09:12.481
Wow!

1432
01:09:12.565 --> 01:09:14.900
Hey, guys. You like it?

1433
01:09:15.235 --> 01:09:16.193
Yeah.

1434
01:09:16.277 --> 01:09:17.778
Oh, I love the sexy casa!

1435
01:09:20.448 --> 01:09:21.573
You guys like that?

1436
01:09:23.743 --> 01:09:25.118
You like that fine Russian pussy?

1437
01:09:26.120 --> 01:09:27.162
That was mine.

1438
01:09:27.413 --> 01:09:29.414
I gave it to him. Like nothing.

1439
01:09:29.541 --> 01:09:30.833
Now if we're gonna roll,
we're gonna chase tail,

1440
01:09:30.917 --> 01:09:32.626
we got to do it my way, okay?

1441
01:09:32.710 --> 01:09:35.337
No pickle-licking around here. Let's go.

1442
01:09:35.421 --> 01:09:36.547
Break it off. Remind your folks

1443
01:09:36.631 --> 01:09:37.756
about Neighborhood Watch, okay?

1444
01:09:37.841 --> 01:09:39.883
You, you, you and you, jog it home.

1445
01:09:40.468 --> 01:09:41.718
- All right, big man.
- All right, brother.

1446
01:09:41.803 --> 01:09:42.803
Let's race the Porsche, baby.

1447
01:09:42.971 --> 01:09:44.471
- Let's do it.
- Come on. It's money.

1448
01:09:51.104 --> 01:09:52.271
You get the Turbo.

1449
01:09:59.904 --> 01:10:02.030
And this Adrian Doorbal,
he paid in cash?

1450
01:10:02.115 --> 01:10:03.949
Yes. 100,000.

1451
01:10:04.117 --> 01:10:05.409
- Cash?
- Cash.

1452
01:10:05.493 --> 01:10:07.119
- This didn't surprise you.
- No.

1453
01:10:07.203 --> 01:10:10.831
I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.

1454
01:10:10.915 --> 01:10:12.040
You know, he is black.

1455
01:10:12.792 --> 01:10:13.792
Yeah.

1456
01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:15.335
Well, you don't think it was strange

1457
01:10:15.461 --> 01:10:17.713
that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?

1458
01:10:17.797 --> 01:10:20.299
He was a dick. Always making fat jokes.

1459
01:10:20.466 --> 01:10:22.551
One time he told me
if I can cut out snacking,

1460
01:10:22.635 --> 01:10:23.677
that they can cure world hunger.

1461
01:10:23.803 --> 01:10:25.804
Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way.

1462
01:10:26.764 --> 01:10:27.806
What do you think of the new guy?

1463
01:10:29.142 --> 01:10:31.977
Awesome. He says I'm a do-er.

1464
01:10:34.188 --> 01:10:35.939
Our Neighborhood Watch
is about to start.

1465
01:10:36.024 --> 01:10:37.524
Can I get everybody's attention?

1466
01:10:37.650 --> 01:10:39.735
Would you like one? Those are so cute.

1467
01:10:39.819 --> 01:10:41.528
They're like little edible penises.

1468
01:10:42.196 --> 01:10:44.531
I wish they had them in the strip club.
They're great niblets.

1469
01:10:45.033 --> 01:10:46.074
This is delicious.

1470
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:49.536
And so easy,
from freezer to microwave to mouth.

1471
01:10:53.166 --> 01:10:54.333
Stan.

1472
01:10:54.751 --> 01:10:56.460
Okay. Eyes front, neighbors.

1473
01:10:56.544 --> 01:10:57.669
Now, we'd all like to believe

1474
01:10:57.754 --> 01:10:59.212
we're safe here in
Old Cutler Cove Estates.

1475
01:10:59.297 --> 01:11:01.506
I know I feel more snug
and secure than I've ever.

1476
01:11:01.591 --> 01:11:02.716
And I feel very welcomed,

1477
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:04.676
and I want to
thank you all for that. Okay?

1478
01:11:05.011 --> 01:11:06.720
But this is a very serious situation.

1479
01:11:06.846 --> 01:11:08.722
Okay? There are bad guys out there

1480
01:11:08.806 --> 01:11:11.058
that are waiting for
good people like us to drop our guard.

1481
01:11:11.142 --> 01:11:12.684
Bad guys are everywhere.

1482
01:11:12.852 --> 01:11:14.770
I should know, okay.
I work for the government.

1483
01:11:14.854 --> 01:11:16.188
And I've been to prison.

1484
01:11:16.689 --> 01:11:18.315
And it sucks!

1485
01:11:18.816 --> 01:11:20.817
At this first meeting
of the Neighborhood Watch,

1486
01:11:20.902 --> 01:11:22.319
Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate

1487
01:11:22.403 --> 01:11:23.779
a few ways we can keep ourselves safe.

1488
01:11:23.947 --> 01:11:26.782
- My pal, Dick...
- Yeah.

1489
01:11:26.866 --> 01:11:27.908
...who works with me at the government,

1490
01:11:27.992 --> 01:11:29.117
will now hand out
your preparedness packs.

1491
01:11:29.202 --> 01:11:30.160
Right.

1492
01:11:30.244 --> 01:11:32.287
That means we have to hand
out the preparedness packs,

1493
01:11:32.372 --> 01:11:33.789
- thank you.
- Yeah. Right away.

1494
01:11:33.873 --> 01:11:35.165
In our own corner
of the American dream,

1495
01:11:35.249 --> 01:11:37.542
safety requires vigilance.

1496
01:11:37.710 --> 01:11:39.419
Okay, look at our chart here.

1497
01:11:39.504 --> 01:11:41.588
Number one thing,
vigilance equals safety.

1498
01:11:41.673 --> 01:11:43.298
Number two, recognizing...

1499
01:11:43.383 --> 01:11:47.052
Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah.

1500
01:11:47.595 --> 01:11:51.723
Okay. First thing,
recognizing a potential attacker.

1501
01:11:53.101 --> 01:11:55.519
Sorry about that. There it is.

1502
01:11:55.603 --> 01:11:56.603
Peter?

1503
01:11:56.729 --> 01:11:57.938
Safety pack.

1504
01:11:58.272 --> 01:11:59.815
Each family gets a pack.

1505
01:11:59.899 --> 01:12:02.484
Each pack has
pepper spray and a taser.

1506
01:12:02.568 --> 01:12:03.986
Ladies, these things work.

1507
01:12:04.070 --> 01:12:06.655
You can zap a guy's balls off
with one hit, all right.

1508
01:12:06.739 --> 01:12:08.657
Okay! The lovely Sorina here...

1509
01:12:08.741 --> 01:12:10.534
- Ta-da!
...is going to be the victim.

1510
01:12:10.618 --> 01:12:12.619
Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?

1511
01:12:12.787 --> 01:12:13.829
Oh, sure.

1512
01:12:13.913 --> 01:12:14.913
Right here!

1513
01:12:15.081 --> 01:12:16.331
Me. Pick me.

1514
01:12:16.416 --> 01:12:18.000
Can you pick me? Can you pick me?

1515
01:12:18.084 --> 01:12:20.752
We're only picking one, guys.
This is not a gang rape, okay.

1516
01:12:20.837 --> 01:12:22.087
You sit down. We'll take Brad.

1517
01:12:22.255 --> 01:12:23.338
Yes!

1518
01:12:23.589 --> 01:12:24.840
My favorite neighbor.

1519
01:12:24.924 --> 01:12:26.758
He picked me, he picked me.

1520
01:12:27.051 --> 01:12:28.135
Hi, I'm Brad.

1521
01:12:28.219 --> 01:12:29.386
You touch her, I'll fuck you up!

1522
01:12:29.762 --> 01:12:30.762
- Hey!
- It was nice meeting you.

1523
01:12:30.847 --> 01:12:31.888
Dick.

1524
01:12:31.973 --> 01:12:34.057
This is only a simulation, okay?
Calm it down.

1525
01:12:34.142 --> 01:12:35.851
Well, that's what I'd do in this situation.

1526
01:12:35.935 --> 01:12:37.602
I'll fuck him up!

1527
01:12:38.229 --> 01:12:39.354
Paul, now.

1528
01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:41.523
Honey, I had to grab her ass.
Look, I was the rapist!

1529
01:12:41.607 --> 01:12:43.025
- You're a perv.
- It was role playing.

1530
01:12:43.609 --> 01:12:45.193
What the hell are you doing?

1531
01:12:45.278 --> 01:12:46.361
What?

1532
01:12:46.446 --> 01:12:48.739
"What?" You look like shit.

1533
01:12:48.823 --> 01:12:50.282
I feel like I look great.

1534
01:12:50.366 --> 01:12:52.159
This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?

1535
01:12:52.243 --> 01:12:53.702
We cannot afford to mess this up.

1536
01:12:53.786 --> 01:12:56.872
I agree. You don't need
all this Kumbaya shit.

1537
01:12:56.956 --> 01:12:58.373
Excuse me? I blended in, okay?

1538
01:12:58.458 --> 01:13:00.584
I'm an influential member
of this community now.

1539
01:13:00.668 --> 01:13:02.794
Have some respect and act accordingly.

1540
01:13:04.297 --> 01:13:05.922
Paul?

1541
01:13:06.007 --> 01:13:08.842
The hotel wants you
to pay your $47,000 bill

1542
01:13:08.926 --> 01:13:10.927
or they're kicking us out.

1543
01:13:12.972 --> 01:13:14.306
Yeah, honey?

1544
01:13:14.474 --> 01:13:15.599
What are you doing?

1545
01:13:17.226 --> 01:13:18.226
I'm praying.

1546
01:13:18.311 --> 01:13:19.352
Well,

1547
01:13:19.687 --> 01:13:22.147
you should pray for $500

1548
01:13:22.231 --> 01:13:23.482
to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos

1549
01:13:23.566 --> 01:13:25.400
from Neiman's to my shoe closet.

1550
01:13:25.610 --> 01:13:26.568
Okay.

1551
01:13:26.652 --> 01:13:29.613
Secret Agent Sorina
needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.

1552
01:13:29.989 --> 01:13:32.574
Secret agent,
Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.

1553
01:13:37.705 --> 01:13:39.790
Jimmy Choo shoes. Cash.

1554
01:13:40.333 --> 01:13:42.417
Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom,

1555
01:13:42.502 --> 01:13:44.961
you happen to be on the 20th floor.

1556
01:13:45.046 --> 01:13:48.423
I had a choice. Take the fast way down,

1557
01:13:48.508 --> 01:13:50.425
or find a way to keep climbing.

1558
01:13:52.845 --> 01:13:54.679
Lord God, this place is depressing.

1559
01:13:58.351 --> 01:13:59.518
And so is this.

1560
01:14:01.229 --> 01:14:03.647
No matter how it gets there,
your John Hancock shows

1561
01:14:03.731 --> 01:14:05.482
notarized, even at a 90-degree angle.

1562
01:14:05.566 --> 01:14:07.567
It's all legal and binding.

1563
01:14:07.652 --> 01:14:10.445
Oh, funny thing,
when a man's blindfolded,

1564
01:14:10.530 --> 01:14:13.073
electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys,

1565
01:14:13.157 --> 01:14:14.741
and hung like dry cleaning,

1566
01:14:14.826 --> 01:14:16.618
he tends to sign just about anything.

1567
01:14:16.869 --> 01:14:19.246
The Sun Gym Gang
has successfully acquired

1568
01:14:19.330 --> 01:14:20.580
every asset you had.

1569
01:14:20.790 --> 01:14:22.541
And they're enjoying it.

1570
01:14:23.709 --> 01:14:25.585
So I don't have a move?

1571
01:14:25.670 --> 01:14:28.630
Because if that's true,
I'm not paying you a fucking dime!

1572
01:14:28.714 --> 01:14:30.173
You don't have a fucking dime.

1573
01:14:30.258 --> 01:14:31.508
What happens now?

1574
01:14:32.426 --> 01:14:34.094
Now I go to work.

1575
01:14:37.640 --> 01:14:39.641
After a couple months with us,
you won't even recognize yourself,

1576
01:14:39.725 --> 01:14:40.851
trust me.

1577
01:14:41.644 --> 01:14:42.894
I trust you.

1578
01:14:42.979 --> 01:14:46.606
As you can see here, we've got
all brand new Cybex equipment.

1579
01:14:46.691 --> 01:14:49.234
All the latest stuff.
Want to start out with some curls?

1580
01:14:49.402 --> 01:14:51.319
You have the perfect frame
for bodybuilding.

1581
01:14:51.404 --> 01:14:52.571
I'm going to get you so jacked.

1582
01:14:52.905 --> 01:14:54.906
I'd love to get jacked.

1583
01:14:55.241 --> 01:14:56.867
What kind of work do you do, Ed?

1584
01:14:56.951 --> 01:14:58.493
Lawn and garden supplies.

1585
01:14:58.578 --> 01:15:01.288
Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that.

1586
01:15:01.706 --> 01:15:04.082
Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.

1587
01:15:04.250 --> 01:15:05.625
Oh, yeah? Where?

1588
01:15:05.835 --> 01:15:07.460
Old Cutler Cove.

1589
01:15:07.962 --> 01:15:11.506
Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.

1590
01:15:11.591 --> 01:15:13.633
You know, you believe
you deserve it and the universe...

1591
01:15:13.718 --> 01:15:15.927
...will serve it.
Yeah, I've heard that before.

1592
01:15:16.012 --> 01:15:18.555
- Jonny Wu says that.
- Yeah. TV commercial.

1593
01:15:18.806 --> 01:15:21.016
I love that guy.
All right, let's hit the chest press.

1594
01:15:21.309 --> 01:15:22.976
Lawn supplies, huh?

1595
01:15:23.978 --> 01:15:27.147
I got me a riding mower.
Snapper 342, you know it?

1596
01:15:32.153 --> 01:15:34.446
Yeah, it's a beauty.
It's a zero-turn model, right?

1597
01:15:34.697 --> 01:15:35.822
Yep.

1598
01:15:37.325 --> 01:15:39.034
It's got one of the best decks around.

1599
01:15:39.118 --> 01:15:40.994
It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil.

1600
01:15:41.078 --> 01:15:42.787
You might be my new favorite client.

1601
01:15:42.955 --> 01:15:44.164
Now, come on, you're growing.

1602
01:15:44.248 --> 01:15:45.665
Let's go. Let's go stretch those pecs.

1603
01:15:47.418 --> 01:15:48.919
How'd you happen to choose this gym?

1604
01:15:49.003 --> 01:15:50.545
A friend of mine recommended it.

1605
01:15:50.630 --> 01:15:52.172
He said
you worked him over pretty good.

1606
01:15:52.256 --> 01:15:54.132
That's what I like to hear. Who's that?

1607
01:15:54.508 --> 01:15:55.967
Victor Kershaw.

1608
01:15:58.304 --> 01:15:59.638
How is Vic?

1609
01:15:59.722 --> 01:16:02.682
I don't really know.
I can't get him on the phone.

1610
01:16:04.685 --> 01:16:05.936
Well, maybe he's on vacation.

1611
01:16:06.020 --> 01:16:07.854
- Who's that?
- Kershaw.

1612
01:16:08.105 --> 01:16:10.482
Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is.

1613
01:16:13.861 --> 01:16:17.113
I've been here before.
And I'm not proud of this.

1614
01:16:23.537 --> 01:16:25.038
To my dearest Adrian.

1615
01:16:26.540 --> 01:16:28.750
You are my sun,

1616
01:16:28.834 --> 01:16:30.168
my moon,

1617
01:16:30.711 --> 01:16:33.713
my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I love that show.

1618
01:16:43.849 --> 01:16:46.518
He got the bag! He got the bag!

1619
01:16:55.027 --> 01:16:56.444
Drop the bag! Drop it!

1620
01:17:05.788 --> 01:17:07.289
My grandfather,

1621
01:17:07.873 --> 01:17:11.042
he said to me,
"Never marry a black man."

1622
01:17:11.252 --> 01:17:13.753
I don't know why.
He thought they were all dodgy.

1623
01:17:14.380 --> 01:17:16.214
But he's dead now.

1624
01:17:16.465 --> 01:17:18.550
From racism. No, it was a cement truck.

1625
01:17:24.432 --> 01:17:27.309
Hello. Is the haircut line here?

1626
01:17:27.393 --> 01:17:28.893
I just need a little trim.

1627
01:17:30.104 --> 01:17:32.147
Oh, shit.

1628
01:17:36.402 --> 01:17:37.944
Oh, shit!

1629
01:17:43.576 --> 01:17:44.784
He's over here!

1630
01:17:44.869 --> 01:17:45.994
Come on down here.

1631
01:17:46.078 --> 01:17:47.454
In here, go.

1632
01:17:47.538 --> 01:17:48.621
Freeze!

1633
01:18:08.392 --> 01:18:10.310
Well, this plan didn't work.

1634
01:18:11.645 --> 01:18:12.812
Cover the back!

1635
01:18:13.814 --> 01:18:15.982
She makes me
the happiest man in the world!

1636
01:18:19.987 --> 01:18:21.988
This plan was just practice.

1637
01:18:24.700 --> 01:18:26.785
But I had another plan.

1638
01:18:28.788 --> 01:18:32.499
Frank Griga,
the phone-sex douche from the club.

1639
01:18:37.797 --> 01:18:39.464
He wouldn't be as easy as a bank.

1640
01:18:41.634 --> 01:18:42.675
But as it turns out...

1641
01:18:42.760 --> 01:18:43.802
In the water!

1642
01:18:44.095 --> 01:18:45.136
Fire!

1643
01:18:45.262 --> 01:18:46.471
...a bank wasn't all that easy.

1644
01:19:07.868 --> 01:19:09.702
Motherfucker!

1645
01:19:15.876 --> 01:19:16.876
Fuck!

1646
01:19:17.044 --> 01:19:18.586
That's all I got.

1647
01:19:19.255 --> 01:19:20.588
What a dick.

1648
01:19:21.715 --> 01:19:23.925
Lugo?

1649
01:19:24.051 --> 01:19:26.302
Hey, Lugo! Goddang it.

1650
01:19:28.055 --> 01:19:29.764
Oh, Danny. Danny?

1651
01:19:30.182 --> 01:19:31.808
Will you shut the fuck up?

1652
01:19:32.393 --> 01:19:33.852
Slow down, Paul.

1653
01:19:34.395 --> 01:19:35.478
Did you do something bad?

1654
01:19:35.729 --> 01:19:36.771
Maybe a little.

1655
01:19:36.856 --> 01:19:38.189
You're all fucking green.

1656
01:19:38.357 --> 01:19:40.358
I fucked up! Oh, I've got to sit down.

1657
01:19:42.194 --> 01:19:43.528
Dan...

1658
01:19:45.739 --> 01:19:47.532
They got my toe, Danny!

1659
01:19:47.616 --> 01:19:48.658
- They got my toe.
- Jesus!

1660
01:19:48.742 --> 01:19:52.370
I know, Jesus! You can see the bone.

1661
01:19:52.538 --> 01:19:54.747
Put that fucking thing away now!

1662
01:19:54.832 --> 01:19:55.832
Can they reattach it?

1663
01:19:55.916 --> 01:19:56.958
No, Paul, they can't, okay?

1664
01:19:57.042 --> 01:19:58.334
Because that's gonna bring questions

1665
01:19:58.419 --> 01:19:59.752
and the fucking heat.

1666
01:20:00.045 --> 01:20:01.463
God gave you 10, now you got nine.

1667
01:20:01.547 --> 01:20:02.547
You've got to deal with that, okay?

1668
01:20:02.756 --> 01:20:04.257
Frank Griga.

1669
01:20:04.550 --> 01:20:06.217
He's got millions.

1670
01:20:06.552 --> 01:20:09.387
And we can take it. You know why?

1671
01:20:10.431 --> 01:20:11.639
'Cause we're do-ers.

1672
01:20:11.724 --> 01:20:13.308
I gave you a second chance,
and what did you do?

1673
01:20:13.392 --> 01:20:15.185
You put it right up your fucking nose.

1674
01:20:15.269 --> 01:20:16.603
Oh, no, no, it's not just that!

1675
01:20:19.064 --> 01:20:20.899
It's a little bit of that.

1676
01:20:22.485 --> 01:20:23.776
You're broke, all right?

1677
01:20:23.861 --> 01:20:25.153
And now you want me
to solve your problems

1678
01:20:25.237 --> 01:20:26.863
by going fucking cowboy
on some porn king?

1679
01:20:26.947 --> 01:20:28.573
Hey, what's going on? What...

1680
01:20:28.657 --> 01:20:30.116
- Why's your head green?
- Yeah.

1681
01:20:31.035 --> 01:20:32.327
I made a mistake.

1682
01:20:32.411 --> 01:20:34.370
He blew his whole cut,
now he wants to do another job.

1683
01:20:34.455 --> 01:20:35.455
Is that right?

1684
01:20:36.582 --> 01:20:38.166
Why did you say it like that?

1685
01:20:38.250 --> 01:20:39.876
Because I put
all my money in the house,

1686
01:20:39.960 --> 01:20:41.753
and now I need a procedure.

1687
01:20:41.837 --> 01:20:43.254
A procedure?

1688
01:20:43.339 --> 01:20:44.339
I'm a man who just got married

1689
01:20:44.423 --> 01:20:45.924
and his penis don't work, okay?

1690
01:20:46.091 --> 01:20:47.091
You know what?

1691
01:20:47.176 --> 01:20:49.177
Why don't you glue his toe
onto your balls?

1692
01:20:49.261 --> 01:20:50.428
Everyone wins.

1693
01:20:50.554 --> 01:20:51.888
Did you remember to get me some bait?

1694
01:20:51.972 --> 01:20:53.765
I will not buy worms.

1695
01:20:54.433 --> 01:20:56.100
You're pretty funny.

1696
01:20:57.853 --> 01:20:59.103
Your back?

1697
01:21:03.400 --> 01:21:05.652
This is from your trip to the gym, isn't it?

1698
01:21:05.736 --> 01:21:09.364
No, I just want to
lie here and think about the case.

1699
01:21:09.698 --> 01:21:12.242
Why did Miami PD
ignore this man's story?

1700
01:21:12.326 --> 01:21:16.704
His account of what happened
is rather unbelievable,

1701
01:21:16.789 --> 01:21:20.375
and other than that,
he's a hard guy to like.

1702
01:21:21.502 --> 01:21:22.752
Mese.

1703
01:21:22.836 --> 01:21:24.837
Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?

1704
01:21:24.964 --> 01:21:26.589
No, should I?

1705
01:21:26.674 --> 01:21:28.216
Well, I should think so,

1706
01:21:28.300 --> 01:21:29.884
seeing as you apparently watched me

1707
01:21:29.969 --> 01:21:31.511
sign my whole life away

1708
01:21:31.845 --> 01:21:33.680
to some fucking weightlifter!

1709
01:21:36.350 --> 01:21:37.350
- John!
- Mr. Kershaw.

1710
01:21:37.434 --> 01:21:40.144
Oh, so you do remember me.
That's funny

1711
01:21:40.229 --> 01:21:42.772
because I don't remember you.
Which must mean you're a liar.

1712
01:21:42.856 --> 01:21:44.148
Get the fuck out!

1713
01:21:48.737 --> 01:21:51.447
I was under the impression
that you were out of town.

1714
01:21:51.532 --> 01:21:53.908
Oh, yeah,
I never left town, because I didn't have

1715
01:21:53.993 --> 01:21:56.202
any money to leave town with,

1716
01:21:56.287 --> 01:21:57.453
because you fucking stole it!

1717
01:21:57.580 --> 01:22:01.708
Now give me my money back!

1718
01:22:07.881 --> 01:22:08.881
Fuck!

1719
01:22:13.387 --> 01:22:15.638
If that dog pees in the pool, you're fired!

1720
01:22:16.098 --> 01:22:18.099
Hey! Victor Kershaw
just called my office!

1721
01:22:18.517 --> 01:22:19.517
What'd he say?

1722
01:22:24.857 --> 01:22:26.190
You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!

1723
01:22:31.322 --> 01:22:32.405
What'd he say, John?

1724
01:22:32.489 --> 01:22:33.489
He wants his stuff back!

1725
01:22:33.574 --> 01:22:34.574
- He wants all of it!
- Shut up!

1726
01:22:34.825 --> 01:22:36.159
Did he forget he gave it to me?

1727
01:22:36.243 --> 01:22:37.368
He wants the whole nut.

1728
01:22:41.582 --> 01:22:43.708
This phone's going to cost you $43.

1729
01:22:49.173 --> 01:22:50.506
...good tonight. Come on, let's go.

1730
01:22:50.591 --> 01:22:51.799
- Give me a whoop-whoop!
- Whoop-whoop!

1731
01:22:52.051 --> 01:22:54.552
You talk to your mommy, you bitch?

1732
01:22:55.262 --> 01:22:57.096
Victor, how's it going?

1733
01:22:57.348 --> 01:22:59.265
I feel kind of just like shit, John.

1734
01:22:59.350 --> 01:23:00.683
Watch your language, dude.

1735
01:23:00.893 --> 01:23:03.061
Shut the fuck up!

1736
01:23:03.562 --> 01:23:05.438
No, no, no. No, not you.
Not you. I'm so sorry.

1737
01:23:05.522 --> 01:23:06.814
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!

1738
01:23:06.899 --> 01:23:08.775
You got the worst karma ever!

1739
01:23:08.859 --> 01:23:11.819
Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?

1740
01:23:11.904 --> 01:23:14.280
Let me swing by there
and make it right. What's your address?

1741
01:23:14.365 --> 01:23:15.657
You got a pencil?

1742
01:23:15.741 --> 01:23:17.825
I'm at 143 Fuck You Avenue

1743
01:23:17.910 --> 01:23:19.494
on the corner of Blow Me and Die.

1744
01:23:23.248 --> 01:23:24.666
Listen, tell me where you are

1745
01:23:24.750 --> 01:23:26.376
and I'll bring by the forms
for you to sign.

1746
01:23:26.460 --> 01:23:28.961
It'll be all legit. It'll make this right.

1747
01:23:29.046 --> 01:23:31.506
These fucking guys hustled me
like they hustled you!

1748
01:23:31.590 --> 01:23:32.674
I am furious!

1749
01:23:32.758 --> 01:23:33.883
Now where are you?

1750
01:23:33.967 --> 01:23:35.760
I'm at your house, John,
fucking your wife.

1751
01:23:35.928 --> 01:23:38.262
I'm not telling you where I am, John!

1752
01:23:38.347 --> 01:23:40.098
I'll call you later to set a meet.

1753
01:23:41.266 --> 01:23:42.934
That went like shit.

1754
01:23:43.811 --> 01:23:46.104
- What do we do now?
- Star 69 him.

1755
01:23:46.480 --> 01:23:48.648
You want me to have sex with him?

1756
01:23:48.857 --> 01:23:52.110
Press the star key,
press the six and press the nine!

1757
01:23:54.988 --> 01:23:56.823
Seven Seas Motel.

1758
01:23:59.326 --> 01:24:00.576
How did you do that?

1759
01:24:13.924 --> 01:24:15.091
Fuck!

1760
01:24:18.178 --> 01:24:19.721
What's with you clowns?

1761
01:24:19.805 --> 01:24:22.598
What the... Hey,
snatch that Cabbage Patch!

1762
01:24:28.939 --> 01:24:30.356
All right, here's the deal, little fella,

1763
01:24:30.441 --> 01:24:32.316
I'm gonna head-butt you
and knock you out, okay?

1764
01:24:32.526 --> 01:24:34.819
Well, if he's not there,
then I don't know where he is.

1765
01:24:34.903 --> 01:24:37.238
The only guy he talks to is
the guy who pays for his room.

1766
01:24:37.322 --> 01:24:38.322
What guy?

1767
01:24:38.615 --> 01:24:40.783
Sorry. Classified information.

1768
01:24:41.326 --> 01:24:42.994
No peeking through the hole!

1769
01:24:44.163 --> 01:24:45.913
I recently got married

1770
01:24:45.998 --> 01:24:48.082
and I was looking
for a place to have a honeymoon.

1771
01:24:48.167 --> 01:24:49.834
I was hoping maybe
you could show me around.

1772
01:24:50.544 --> 01:24:52.754
Why would you
want to have your honeymoon here?

1773
01:24:52.838 --> 01:24:54.297
Oh, this place has
a lot of fond memories for me.

1774
01:24:54.381 --> 01:24:56.924
The very first time
I bashed a man's skull in was here

1775
01:24:57.009 --> 01:24:58.593
and it was a mess!

1776
01:24:58.677 --> 01:25:01.512
But that bat was aluminum.
I've switched to wood.

1777
01:25:01.597 --> 01:25:03.264
So you should
get your ass out here right now

1778
01:25:03.348 --> 01:25:05.516
or I'll bash your brains all over that wall

1779
01:25:05.601 --> 01:25:06.976
with one fucking swing!

1780
01:25:07.060 --> 01:25:08.561
Okay, sure.

1781
01:25:10.814 --> 01:25:12.273
Let me show you the pool.

1782
01:25:16.862 --> 01:25:18.613
Holy shit. It's my client.

1783
01:25:20.365 --> 01:25:22.617
I told him I was gonna give him
a fucking body like mine!

1784
01:25:22.701 --> 01:25:24.577
- Unreal.
- What a fucking cocksuck.

1785
01:25:24.661 --> 01:25:25.661
I can't wait to go in his house.

1786
01:25:25.746 --> 01:25:27.747
I'm gonna shit in his bathroom.
That's what I'ma do.

1787
01:25:29.708 --> 01:25:32.084
It takes a little finesse
to tell the Chief of Police

1788
01:25:32.169 --> 01:25:34.587
that his guys missed something big.

1789
01:25:36.215 --> 01:25:39.383
His story's true.
Your guys went to sleep on it.

1790
01:25:39.468 --> 01:25:41.552
Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed.

1791
01:25:41.637 --> 01:25:42.720
I'll take a look at what you got,

1792
01:25:42.805 --> 01:25:44.722
but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.

1793
01:25:44.807 --> 01:25:45.973
George, I got a trunk full of evidence.

1794
01:25:46.058 --> 01:25:47.892
Believe me, it's a starter.

1795
01:25:48.143 --> 01:25:49.727
Hands up! Hands up!

1796
01:25:49.895 --> 01:25:52.730
A Colombian plus torture
equals bad news, Ed,

1797
01:25:52.815 --> 01:25:54.649
at 5:30, 6:00 and 11:00,

1798
01:25:54.733 --> 01:25:56.317
for however many nights
it takes Channel 4

1799
01:25:56.401 --> 01:25:57.819
to make me look like
I'm kind of Uncle Juan

1800
01:25:57.903 --> 01:25:59.070
defending the rights of drug dealers.

1801
01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:01.823
Drug dealer?
The guy sold submarine sandwiches.

1802
01:26:01.907 --> 01:26:04.158
And Pablo Escobar
was a florist. Come on.

1803
01:26:04.243 --> 01:26:05.493
Ed, you know this.

1804
01:26:05.577 --> 01:26:07.411
Anything below the Keys
is like a boil on my ass.

1805
01:26:07.496 --> 01:26:08.496
These guys are still out there

1806
01:26:08.580 --> 01:26:09.622
and they're gonna get hungry again.

1807
01:26:09.706 --> 01:26:10.998
You should get on it.

1808
01:26:12.000 --> 01:26:14.293
Trust between a trainer and his client

1809
01:26:14.378 --> 01:26:16.003
is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.

1810
01:26:16.088 --> 01:26:18.714
To betray that is
to betray everything I believe in

1811
01:26:18.799 --> 01:26:21.008
regarding fitness and America.

1812
01:26:26.306 --> 01:26:27.306
Hey!

1813
01:26:27.474 --> 01:26:28.683
There's a white lady in there

1814
01:26:28.767 --> 01:26:30.518
making a really nice cherry pie.

1815
01:26:30.602 --> 01:26:32.186
I love cherry pies.

1816
01:26:37.276 --> 01:26:38.276
Cops.

1817
01:26:38.360 --> 01:26:39.694
What? Why are the police here?

1818
01:26:39.778 --> 01:26:41.445
Somebody called them
on a black guy in their yard!

1819
01:26:41.530 --> 01:26:42.613
What do you think they're doing here?

1820
01:26:42.698 --> 01:26:43.823
- Now what?
- Well, we can either

1821
01:26:43.907 --> 01:26:45.658
walk out front or
we can jump in the fucking water.

1822
01:26:45.742 --> 01:26:46.742
I can't swim!

1823
01:26:46.827 --> 01:26:48.828
Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.

1824
01:26:56.253 --> 01:26:57.753
All right. Come on, come on!

1825
01:26:59.882 --> 01:27:02.633
Mission abort,
mission abort, mission abort!

1826
01:27:03.385 --> 01:27:05.052
How's your back?

1827
01:27:05.137 --> 01:27:06.971
The old back's fine.

1828
01:27:07.514 --> 01:27:09.098
Car wouldn't start, though.

1829
01:27:09.182 --> 01:27:11.601
You've got to get rid of that,
it's an old-man car.

1830
01:27:12.811 --> 01:27:14.729
So Mr. Kershaw called.

1831
01:27:14.813 --> 01:27:16.898
He said, "This is how you protect me,

1832
01:27:16.982 --> 01:27:18.399
"you pussy son of a bitch?

1833
01:27:18.483 --> 01:27:20.359
"Fucking thugs come to murder me

1834
01:27:20.444 --> 01:27:21.944
"and where the fuck are you?"

1835
01:27:22.029 --> 01:27:23.696
And then he left an address.

1836
01:27:25.198 --> 01:27:26.741
Victor!

1837
01:27:26.825 --> 01:27:29.619
Never call bad guys!

1838
01:27:31.163 --> 01:27:32.663
Especially the ones
who are trying to kill you!

1839
01:27:33.332 --> 01:27:36.000
You're gonna give me shit
about that right now?

1840
01:27:36.126 --> 01:27:38.753
I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.

1841
01:27:39.171 --> 01:27:40.421
Would you pass me a roll, please?

1842
01:27:40.505 --> 01:27:41.505
Sure.

1843
01:27:41.590 --> 01:27:43.841
You have some tiny trees.

1844
01:27:43.926 --> 01:27:45.509
That's sort of my hobby.

1845
01:27:48.221 --> 01:27:49.722
Shit!

1846
01:27:49.848 --> 01:27:50.848
Here, let me help you.

1847
01:27:50.933 --> 01:27:54.018
No, I can do it. I can do it.

1848
01:27:55.687 --> 01:27:56.687
Come on, let me help.

1849
01:27:56.813 --> 01:27:57.897
I...

1850
01:27:58.023 --> 01:27:59.190
Ed!

1851
01:28:04.363 --> 01:28:05.821
There you go.

1852
01:28:08.367 --> 01:28:10.201
Every man needs to fight for his dignity.

1853
01:28:14.873 --> 01:28:21.671
I have a boat.

1854
01:28:22.547 --> 01:28:24.006
Sure you do.

1855
01:28:24.591 --> 01:28:28.970
Don't don't, do do,
nut up and be like Wu.

1856
01:28:29.054 --> 01:28:31.097
I was so sick of Jonny Wu.

1857
01:28:31.181 --> 01:28:32.807
If I had learned anything
these past few months

1858
01:28:32.891 --> 01:28:34.767
besides what a fucking notary does,

1859
01:28:34.851 --> 01:28:36.519
it's that if you don't
pay attention to details,

1860
01:28:36.603 --> 01:28:38.270
they can come up
and bite you in the ass.

1861
01:28:38.355 --> 01:28:40.731
Or worse, they hire detectives.

1862
01:28:46.071 --> 01:28:49.490
Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit.
And this nice house.

1863
01:28:49.574 --> 01:28:51.659
But I'm not going backwards.

1864
01:28:51.743 --> 01:28:54.453
So the three-finger plan
just needs another finger.

1865
01:28:54.538 --> 01:28:55.746
So, what?

1866
01:28:55.831 --> 01:28:58.666
Hey, Paul, it's me.
I want you to pick up Adrian.

1867
01:28:58.750 --> 01:28:59.917
We're gonna move on your porn king.

1868
01:29:08.677 --> 01:29:09.760
Dibs.

1869
01:29:14.975 --> 01:29:16.017
How are you, sir?

1870
01:29:16.101 --> 01:29:17.351
- Good. How you doing?
- Excellent.

1871
01:29:17.436 --> 01:29:19.270
Yeah. Shut the door, please.

1872
01:29:20.772 --> 01:29:23.315
Now, come on, let's do
the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.

1873
01:29:23.525 --> 01:29:24.692
Next.

1874
01:29:25.110 --> 01:29:28.654
India alone has a billion people
as of the last census.

1875
01:29:28.822 --> 01:29:31.032
One billion people, two billion ears.

1876
01:29:31.116 --> 01:29:34.035
And until now,
AT&T has had a lock on all of them.

1877
01:29:34.286 --> 01:29:35.453
Take a look at our flow chart.

1878
01:29:37.372 --> 01:29:38.998
See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian.

1879
01:29:39.082 --> 01:29:40.041
We're not going after them.

1880
01:29:40.125 --> 01:29:41.625
We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.

1881
01:29:42.461 --> 01:29:43.753
Those are Japanese.

1882
01:29:44.463 --> 01:29:46.005
That's phase two.

1883
01:29:46.089 --> 01:29:48.174
We're going multi-continental
on this thing, okay.

1884
01:29:48.258 --> 01:29:50.384
This is a huge organization.

1885
01:29:50.469 --> 01:29:51.594
Sorry, boss.

1886
01:29:51.678 --> 01:29:53.179
- Wedding pictures, sorry.
- You're killing me.

1887
01:29:53.472 --> 01:29:54.722
Here we go.

1888
01:29:54.806 --> 01:29:56.557
Percentage of Indian
telecommunication market.

1889
01:29:56.641 --> 01:29:59.810
We own it, we guarantee it.
You're in ground-floor entry.

1890
01:29:59.895 --> 01:30:01.645
Boom, skyrocket. Next.

1891
01:30:01.897 --> 01:30:02.980
Frankie!

1892
01:30:03.148 --> 01:30:04.565
Chopin, stop!

1893
01:30:07.444 --> 01:30:10.321
Come here. Meet my friends.
Show them your tits.

1894
01:30:10.489 --> 01:30:11.697
Look, you like them?

1895
01:30:13.283 --> 01:30:16.202
I had the doctor put in an extra 500 cc's.

1896
01:30:16.578 --> 01:30:18.454
- Like Jell-O.
- They're new.

1897
01:30:20.040 --> 01:30:21.123
Impressive. Are you in?

1898
01:30:21.208 --> 01:30:22.625
Do they have phone sex in India?

1899
01:30:22.709 --> 01:30:25.086
Because she's the best dirty talker
in the business.

1900
01:30:25.170 --> 01:30:26.712
Come on, give us a few moans.

1901
01:30:27.214 --> 01:30:28.756
Come on, that's it.

1902
01:30:29.466 --> 01:30:30.508
Nice.

1903
01:30:30.592 --> 01:30:32.927
All right, so what's
the minimum investment?

1904
01:30:33.845 --> 01:30:35.179
500,000.

1905
01:30:36.139 --> 01:30:38.599
- Isn't he your limo driver?
- And partner.

1906
01:30:38.683 --> 01:30:39.683
He is a full-fledged partner.

1907
01:30:39.768 --> 01:30:41.644
- Did I meet you at the...
- You did.

1908
01:30:41.728 --> 01:30:43.604
- You're the Jesus guy.
- I am.

1909
01:30:46.691 --> 01:30:49.151
What's the maximum investment?

1910
01:30:50.737 --> 01:30:52.613
Some people wouldn't try it again.

1911
01:30:52.697 --> 01:30:54.615
Some people would say
quit while you're ahead.

1912
01:30:55.158 --> 01:30:57.326
Well, some people are pussies.

1913
01:30:57.410 --> 01:30:59.245
Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.

1914
01:30:59.329 --> 01:31:00.412
They take it on the chin,

1915
01:31:00.497 --> 01:31:02.790
learn from their mistakes,
double down and do it.

1916
01:31:03.291 --> 01:31:06.001
Our plan was solid.
Our skills were cutting edge.

1917
01:31:06.086 --> 01:31:09.421
We just needed to put ourselves
in a position to succeed.

1918
01:31:09.714 --> 01:31:11.382
And that position was Adrian's house.

1919
01:31:14.719 --> 01:31:16.137
You guys look so sweet.

1920
01:31:16.638 --> 01:31:17.805
Yeah.

1921
01:31:18.306 --> 01:31:19.306
Where's your wife now?

1922
01:31:19.683 --> 01:31:21.225
She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.

1923
01:31:21.560 --> 01:31:22.560
You look nice.

1924
01:31:22.644 --> 01:31:24.812
Thanks, man.
She's a big girl, you can't handle it.

1925
01:31:24.896 --> 01:31:27.648
Hey, you know what we need?

1926
01:31:27.732 --> 01:31:28.899
Some music! Right?

1927
01:31:28.984 --> 01:31:29.984
So what do you think,
we go in the other room

1928
01:31:30.068 --> 01:31:31.777
- and talk a little business?
- Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.

1929
01:31:33.530 --> 01:31:35.156
Let's get this party started!

1930
01:31:35.240 --> 01:31:37.074
Best song ever!

1931
01:31:37.242 --> 01:31:38.826
Show them how you can
shake it up, baby.

1932
01:31:38.910 --> 01:31:40.828
Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.

1933
01:31:40.912 --> 01:31:42.913
Okay. The hands will be on the ass!

1934
01:31:42.998 --> 01:31:44.290
- I'm coming for you.
- Come on, baby.

1935
01:31:44.374 --> 01:31:45.499
Give me that thing.

1936
01:31:47.919 --> 01:31:50.296
So, I ran your numbers
past my accountant

1937
01:31:50.380 --> 01:31:52.798
and it looks like
blue skies and clear sailing.

1938
01:31:52.883 --> 01:31:54.592
Fantastic.
I've got the contracts right here.

1939
01:31:54.676 --> 01:31:56.594
Oh, God, that is nasty.

1940
01:31:57.095 --> 01:31:58.804
For who's ever gonna do the investing.

1941
01:31:58.889 --> 01:32:00.639
- I got an eggroll for you, baby.
- Yeah, you do!

1942
01:32:04.102 --> 01:32:06.812
Frank, I don't think
I'm following you right now.

1943
01:32:07.063 --> 01:32:08.772
I want to meet directly with the board.

1944
01:32:08.857 --> 01:32:10.232
I mean, no offense, Daniel,

1945
01:32:10.317 --> 01:32:12.985
but your skill set
doesn't put my mind at ease.

1946
01:32:17.574 --> 01:32:20.367
- I want to see you dance!
- Come on, Paul!

1947
01:32:20.452 --> 01:32:21.410
I don't dance,

1948
01:32:21.494 --> 01:32:23.370
but I got something
much better than dancing.

1949
01:32:23.455 --> 01:32:25.039
Yeah!

1950
01:32:28.793 --> 01:32:30.836
Come on, baby!

1951
01:32:31.963 --> 01:32:34.924
Okay. So what exactly
is my skill set then, Frank?

1952
01:32:35.008 --> 01:32:36.342
Please, tell me.

1953
01:32:36.426 --> 01:32:39.595
I was being polite. Look, Daniel,

1954
01:32:39.679 --> 01:32:41.096
you seem like a really good guy, okay?

1955
01:32:41.181 --> 01:32:42.556
We could totally hang out, okay?

1956
01:32:42.641 --> 01:32:44.516
We can go chase
some gash, you know?

1957
01:32:44.601 --> 01:32:45.643
But, frankly,

1958
01:32:45.727 --> 01:32:47.853
I'm not comfortable
with you having a say in my money.

1959
01:32:47.938 --> 01:32:49.438
So you stand here in my friend's house

1960
01:32:49.522 --> 01:32:51.398
and you tell me you don't trust me?

1961
01:32:51.483 --> 01:32:52.483
You know what? You're right.

1962
01:32:52.567 --> 01:32:54.568
Maybe this isn't the place
to discuss this.

1963
01:32:54.653 --> 01:32:57.446
What? You want to go
over my head to the board?

1964
01:32:58.907 --> 01:33:00.574
Hey, look, Daniel,

1965
01:33:00.659 --> 01:33:02.493
you know a little something
about the business world,

1966
01:33:02.577 --> 01:33:04.328
but not nearly as much as you think.

1967
01:33:04.746 --> 01:33:06.705
I mean, some of the things you say
are just comical.

1968
01:33:06.873 --> 01:33:08.249
I don't think you're a hard worker.

1969
01:33:09.167 --> 01:33:10.709
I'm not saying you're a fucking moron,

1970
01:33:10.794 --> 01:33:13.420
but this is a complicated venture, okay?

1971
01:33:13.505 --> 01:33:15.172
It takes professionals. You guys,

1972
01:33:15.257 --> 01:33:16.298
you're a bunch of fucking amateurs.

1973
01:33:17.509 --> 01:33:18.592
Motherfucker!

1974
01:33:18.677 --> 01:33:20.678
Nobody calls me a fucking amateur!

1975
01:33:21.179 --> 01:33:23.055
Do you know who you're fucking with?

1976
01:33:26.309 --> 01:33:28.602
- Come on! Sixty-one!
- Frank?

1977
01:33:28.687 --> 01:33:32.022
Sixty-two! Sixty-three!
Come on, push it, baby!

1978
01:33:32.148 --> 01:33:33.440
- Where's Frank?
- Sixty-four!

1979
01:33:33.525 --> 01:33:34.942
- Where the fuck is Frank?
- Look at this!

1980
01:33:35.026 --> 01:33:36.110
Frank!

1981
01:33:36.194 --> 01:33:38.195
Sixty-five! Look, 66!

1982
01:33:38.530 --> 01:33:40.114
No one calls me an amateur!

1983
01:33:40.198 --> 01:33:41.198
No one calls me a fucking amateur!

1984
01:33:41.283 --> 01:33:42.616
Jesus Christ.
You could have fucking killed me!

1985
01:33:42.701 --> 01:33:44.493
You fucking could have
killed me, you cunt!

1986
01:33:44.577 --> 01:33:45.995
You fucking motherfucker!

1987
01:33:48.373 --> 01:33:50.874
No one calls me
a fucking amateur! No one!

1988
01:33:51.418 --> 01:33:54.670
Because I work hard!
I do work fucking hard!

1989
01:33:55.964 --> 01:33:57.715
I fucking work!

1990
01:34:01.428 --> 01:34:03.679
No! Oh, God. Please, no!

1991
01:34:11.229 --> 01:34:14.481
Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!

1992
01:34:14.566 --> 01:34:16.817
- I'm going for 80!
- Give me five more, baby!

1993
01:34:16.901 --> 01:34:18.319
Yeah!

1994
01:34:18.403 --> 01:34:20.154
That's a new house record!

1995
01:34:20.697 --> 01:34:21.989
Frank!

1996
01:34:22.073 --> 01:34:23.282
Look at this!
Go, push it! Fucking push it!

1997
01:34:25.869 --> 01:34:27.536
- Frank?
- Yeah, baby!

1998
01:34:32.709 --> 01:34:34.918
- What did you do?
- It was an accident.

1999
01:34:35.003 --> 01:34:37.379
Jesus fucking Christ!

2000
01:34:37.464 --> 01:34:39.506
He fell!
The thing just hit him in the head

2001
01:34:39.591 --> 01:34:40.674
when he fell down.

2002
01:34:40.759 --> 01:34:42.092
- You fucking cocksucker!
- No, no, please, don't!

2003
01:34:44.512 --> 01:34:45.971
No!

2004
01:34:46.056 --> 01:34:47.514
Grab that fucking crazy bitch!

2005
01:34:47.599 --> 01:34:50.184
- Oh, what the fuck... What happened?
- It was an accident!

2006
01:34:50.268 --> 01:34:51.310
You were supposed to talk to him!

2007
01:34:51.519 --> 01:34:54.063
- Take her, Paul! Take her!
- I was talking to him!

2008
01:34:55.190 --> 01:34:56.482
Is he dead?

2009
01:34:56.566 --> 01:34:58.984
You see how those weights
are flush flat on the fucking floor?

2010
01:34:59.069 --> 01:35:01.487
Well, they shouldn't be, because there's
a fucking head in between them.

2011
01:35:01.613 --> 01:35:03.781
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

2012
01:35:03.990 --> 01:35:05.949
- She's biting me!
- Keep her fucking quiet!

2013
01:35:06.034 --> 01:35:08.118
Roll her over! Show me her ass!

2014
01:35:08.953 --> 01:35:10.204
I got upset and...

2015
01:35:12.248 --> 01:35:14.333
He called me a fucking amateur!

2016
01:35:15.794 --> 01:35:17.586
And you fucking hit him with a weight?

2017
01:35:17.670 --> 01:35:18.879
He said
he was going to sign the papers,

2018
01:35:18.963 --> 01:35:20.089
then he wouldn't sign, then he got upset

2019
01:35:20.173 --> 01:35:21.173
and he said he wanted to see the board,

2020
01:35:21.257 --> 01:35:22.257
then I said no,
he couldn't see the board,

2021
01:35:22.342 --> 01:35:23.384
"I don't want you to see the board.

2022
01:35:23.468 --> 01:35:24.468
"Why'd you call me an amateur?"

2023
01:35:24.552 --> 01:35:25.969
Then he got upset,
then he fucking said something else

2024
01:35:26.054 --> 01:35:27.054
and I got upset and he fucking fell.

2025
01:35:27.138 --> 01:35:28.347
I think he fell
or I pushed him or something.

2026
01:35:28.431 --> 01:35:30.307
Then you killed him!

2027
01:35:31.643 --> 01:35:32.935
What did you do to her?

2028
01:35:33.019 --> 01:35:34.978
I gave her a horse tranquilizer.

2029
01:35:36.231 --> 01:35:37.314
Oh, shit.

2030
01:35:37.857 --> 01:35:38.982
She'll be fine.

2031
01:35:43.446 --> 01:35:46.657
33, 19, 22. That's
the safe combination, right?

2032
01:35:47.992 --> 01:35:49.326
Is that Yugoslavian?

2033
01:35:49.869 --> 01:35:51.995
Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?

2034
01:35:52.914 --> 01:35:54.415
- Seventeen.
- All right, no, no.

2035
01:35:54.499 --> 01:35:56.375
33, 19, 22.

2036
01:35:56.459 --> 01:35:59.378
Okay, this is now a salvage op! Let's go!

2037
01:35:59.671 --> 01:36:00.671
What does that even mean?

2038
01:36:00.755 --> 01:36:02.798
It means
I'm getting that car and stuff in the safe.

2039
01:36:02.882 --> 01:36:03.882
Oh, shit.

2040
01:36:04.843 --> 01:36:05.843
Oh!

2041
01:36:06.428 --> 01:36:07.636
This is so bad.

2042
01:36:07.846 --> 01:36:09.680
All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?

2043
01:36:10.056 --> 01:36:11.098
And stay by the phone.

2044
01:36:11.182 --> 01:36:12.599
Make sure the sperm mogul's
on ice until I get back.

2045
01:36:12.684 --> 01:36:15.102
- What do you mean "on ice"?
- In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay!

2046
01:36:15.395 --> 01:36:16.812
Hey, when does Robin get home?

2047
01:36:16.896 --> 01:36:18.605
Her shift's over at noon.

2048
01:36:18.690 --> 01:36:19.731
Okay, great.

2049
01:36:19.816 --> 01:36:21.942
Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump.

2050
01:36:22.026 --> 01:36:23.694
Yeah, take a moment.

2051
01:36:26.739 --> 01:36:28.657
That's it. That's good.

2052
01:36:30.243 --> 01:36:31.285
Listen, Danny,

2053
01:36:31.369 --> 01:36:33.829
I know what it's like to
think you killed somebody.

2054
01:36:33.913 --> 01:36:36.123
And it hurts.

2055
01:36:37.542 --> 01:36:39.168
I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...

2056
01:36:39.252 --> 01:36:40.252
That's it, get it.

2057
01:36:40.336 --> 01:36:42.129
Jesus, devil,
swirling all up in your head.

2058
01:36:42.213 --> 01:36:44.173
I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived.

2059
01:36:44.424 --> 01:36:45.924
So you must really feel like shit.

2060
01:36:47.635 --> 01:36:48.719
You're right, Paul.

2061
01:36:49.012 --> 01:36:51.096
Let's just hope
Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?

2062
01:36:51.181 --> 01:36:52.181
Oh, He is.

2063
01:36:52.265 --> 01:36:53.932
Adrian, do something about this rug.

2064
01:36:54.017 --> 01:36:55.142
Look, just say the dog did it, okay?

2065
01:36:55.226 --> 01:36:56.393
Everything else
will be gone before Robin...

2066
01:36:56.478 --> 01:36:57.978
Looks like he killed the dog.

2067
01:36:58.062 --> 01:36:59.354
Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek.

2068
01:36:59.439 --> 01:37:00.522
Let's go, Paul, come on.

2069
01:37:00.607 --> 01:37:01.607
Hang in there, buddy.

2070
01:37:01.691 --> 01:37:03.066
Bro, you better hurry up, man!

2071
01:37:03.151 --> 01:37:04.401
We'll be back!

2072
01:37:04.486 --> 01:37:05.861
Where is my dog, bro?

2073
01:37:11.493 --> 01:37:13.160
I see it. I see the emotion,

2074
01:37:13.244 --> 01:37:14.369
and I see all that Satan shit swirling.

2075
01:37:14.454 --> 01:37:16.747
I don't need your shit
right now, okay? Please.

2076
01:37:17.081 --> 01:37:20.000
I say it because I care.
I'm just trying to be a friend.

2077
01:37:29.093 --> 01:37:30.886
Be calm.

2078
01:37:43.733 --> 01:37:44.816
Holy shit.

2079
01:37:45.777 --> 01:37:47.277
Holy Moses.

2080
01:37:47.612 --> 01:37:50.322
You're a fucking genius. You did it!

2081
01:37:50.406 --> 01:37:52.282
I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?

2082
01:37:52.825 --> 01:37:54.076
Look at the size of this thing!

2083
01:37:54.160 --> 01:37:55.827
It's like a fucking treasure chest!

2084
01:38:00.124 --> 01:38:02.209
Come on, baby. Come on.

2085
01:38:02.293 --> 01:38:05.337
33... 19... 22...

2086
01:38:06.798 --> 01:38:07.881
Shit!

2087
01:38:08.299 --> 01:38:09.341
Come on!

2088
01:38:09.425 --> 01:38:10.634
33...

2089
01:38:11.177 --> 01:38:12.302
19...

2090
01:38:13.304 --> 01:38:14.513
22...

2091
01:38:17.642 --> 01:38:20.519
- You fucked this up!
- This is not my fault!

2092
01:38:20.812 --> 01:38:21.895
Oh, man.

2093
01:38:22.105 --> 01:38:25.607
- What's the combo?
- 32, 19, 22!

2094
01:38:29.654 --> 01:38:30.904
Yo, DL, where you at, man?

2095
01:38:30.989 --> 01:38:33.198
Put the Yugoslav on the phone.
I need the right safe combo.

2096
01:38:33.908 --> 01:38:34.950
No, you got to get back here, man.

2097
01:38:35.034 --> 01:38:36.410
Robin's going to be home
in a few hours.

2098
01:38:36.494 --> 01:38:37.452
She gets off at noon.

2099
01:38:37.537 --> 01:38:39.496
No, I think they gave me
the wrong fucking number!

2100
01:38:39.581 --> 01:38:41.415
- Frank?
- No, she... Shit.

2101
01:38:44.210 --> 01:38:45.377
Hello?

2102
01:38:45.503 --> 01:38:47.462
You wrote it down wrong.

2103
01:38:49.215 --> 01:38:51.592
You gonna try to get away?

2104
01:38:51.801 --> 01:38:53.093
There's some more!

2105
01:38:53.177 --> 01:38:55.470
Now, come on, get up.
My wife's coming home.

2106
01:38:55.722 --> 01:38:57.431
See you in the living room.

2107
01:39:00.351 --> 01:39:01.935
Stop drinking!
You've got to write the code down now.

2108
01:39:02.020 --> 01:39:03.478
- I'm ready.
- All right, what's the safe combo?

2109
01:39:03.563 --> 01:39:04.646
Put the phone where she can hear.

2110
01:39:09.736 --> 01:39:10.986
She can't hear nothing, man.

2111
01:39:11.070 --> 01:39:12.070
What's the problem?

2112
01:39:12.155 --> 01:39:14.114
The bitch is cold, bro.

2113
01:39:14.449 --> 01:39:15.616
What? No.

2114
01:39:15.908 --> 01:39:18.410
Her soul has left her body.

2115
01:39:18.661 --> 01:39:20.245
Tell me it's not fucking true, now!

2116
01:39:20.330 --> 01:39:21.997
I mean, you told me to give
her some more tranquilizer,

2117
01:39:22.081 --> 01:39:23.081
and I did, and I gave her two shots,

2118
01:39:23.166 --> 01:39:24.124
and I think I gave her too much,

2119
01:39:24.208 --> 01:39:25.250
'cause now she's not fucking breathing.

2120
01:39:25.335 --> 01:39:26.543
We were dancing
and having such a good time

2121
01:39:26.669 --> 01:39:28.670
and I was smacking her ass
and now she's fucking dead!

2122
01:39:28.755 --> 01:39:30.047
And you're not here, bro!

2123
01:39:30.923 --> 01:39:32.758
No. No! Not...

2124
01:39:33.968 --> 01:39:35.636
Did you get the code?

2125
01:39:35.720 --> 01:39:36.970
No! No! No!

2126
01:39:40.892 --> 01:39:42.100
This isn't happening.

2127
01:39:42.727 --> 01:39:44.061
This is not happening.

2128
01:39:44.145 --> 01:39:45.646
Jonny Wu says
it's all about seeing the humor

2129
01:39:45.730 --> 01:39:49.191
in the chaos, right? Right?
Come on! Let's bolt!

2130
01:39:49.275 --> 01:39:50.609
You didn't get the code?

2131
01:39:50.902 --> 01:39:52.194
Let's go, we got shit to do.

2132
01:39:52.278 --> 01:39:53.487
Tell me the code. I'm ready.

2133
01:39:53.571 --> 01:39:55.364
Come on. We don't
have the code. Put this on.

2134
01:39:58.284 --> 01:40:00.827
Yeah, I got the Lambo.
Hey, you want that dog?

2135
01:40:00.912 --> 01:40:03.246
That Yorkshire's
about $1,250 if it's a purebred.

2136
01:40:03.331 --> 01:40:04.373
Hey.

2137
01:40:04.457 --> 01:40:05.791
Shit, we've got to get
something for the bodies.

2138
01:40:05.875 --> 01:40:07.042
Hey, little buddy.

2139
01:40:07.585 --> 01:40:08.960
You hungry?

2140
01:40:11.839 --> 01:40:12.923
Come on, come on!

2141
01:40:14.342 --> 01:40:15.717
What a little boy.

2142
01:40:16.094 --> 01:40:17.135
I love purple.

2143
01:40:17.804 --> 01:40:20.222
It's not smart taking a dead man's car.

2144
01:40:20.306 --> 01:40:21.932
Not smart at all.

2145
01:40:25.603 --> 01:40:27.354
Oh, shit! Oh, no!

2146
01:40:27.438 --> 01:40:29.940
Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!

2147
01:40:33.444 --> 01:40:34.444
Oh, shit.

2148
01:40:46.833 --> 01:40:48.375
Lost my dog.

2149
01:40:48.918 --> 01:40:50.794
You've got to slow down!

2150
01:40:50.878 --> 01:40:51.878
You're tipping her over!

2151
01:40:51.963 --> 01:40:54.089
I'm not driving too fast.
I'm following the fucking speed limit.

2152
01:40:54.173 --> 01:40:55.716
I got 48 holes in my carpet!

2153
01:40:55.800 --> 01:40:57.300
It smells awful back here.

2154
01:40:57.427 --> 01:40:59.302
See, I'm dealing with shit
on a whole other level.

2155
01:40:59.387 --> 01:41:01.388
Y'all can't even fathom
the level that I'm on.

2156
01:41:01.472 --> 01:41:03.473
You're making me nervous,
okay! There are cops ahead.

2157
01:41:03.558 --> 01:41:04.599
Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!

2158
01:41:04.684 --> 01:41:05.809
I think I'm going to be sick.

2159
01:41:05.935 --> 01:41:07.894
For a big fucker, you complain a lot!

2160
01:41:08.271 --> 01:41:09.312
What am I going to tell my wife?

2161
01:41:09.397 --> 01:41:10.397
Just fucking lie.

2162
01:41:11.983 --> 01:41:13.275
Sick.

2163
01:41:14.444 --> 01:41:16.153
I booted.

2164
01:41:16.237 --> 01:41:18.071
Paul, you're fucking disgusting.

2165
01:41:20.742 --> 01:41:23.952
Reuben? Come here. Is that you?

2166
01:41:24.036 --> 01:41:25.996
What are you doing?
What happened to you?

2167
01:41:27.832 --> 01:41:30.083
Paul, we got a job to do,
are you up here hiding?

2168
01:41:30.168 --> 01:41:31.418
I need you downstairs, okay?

2169
01:41:31.502 --> 01:41:33.003
I need you to secure
and maintain a profile.

2170
01:41:33.087 --> 01:41:34.171
Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot

2171
01:41:34.255 --> 01:41:36.965
to get what we need. Let's go, come on.

2172
01:41:37.508 --> 01:41:41.678
I am not staying here alone
with those two dead bodies.

2173
01:41:41.763 --> 01:41:43.054
I will freak out.

2174
01:41:43.306 --> 01:41:45.307
What do you mean "no"?
This was your idea.

2175
01:41:45.391 --> 01:41:46.391
You want to get out of this,

2176
01:41:46.476 --> 01:41:47.434
you better learn to take responsibility.

2177
01:41:47.518 --> 01:41:48.769
Don't be a don't-er. You'll regret it.

2178
01:41:48.853 --> 01:41:50.353
I already regret it.

2179
01:41:55.276 --> 01:41:56.485
Get me the police.

2180
01:41:57.278 --> 01:41:59.112
There is life after death.

2181
01:41:59.197 --> 01:42:00.822
Of that, I am sure.

2182
01:42:03.034 --> 01:42:06.828
But I'm also pretty sure
dead people no longer need their stuff.

2183
01:42:09.123 --> 01:42:10.248
And I did.

2184
01:42:19.383 --> 01:42:21.676
- All right, cleaning supplies.
- Check.

2185
01:42:25.473 --> 01:42:28.934
Mr. And Mrs. Griga,
how are you? Chopin?

2186
01:42:29.811 --> 01:42:33.021
Hello, little baby, I'm here.

2187
01:42:33.105 --> 01:42:34.356
Chopin?

2188
01:42:34.690 --> 01:42:35.816
We're gonna clean them, chop them,

2189
01:42:35.900 --> 01:42:38.276
put them in buckets. Right here.

2190
01:42:38.361 --> 01:42:39.694
Dissolve them with lye.

2191
01:42:39.779 --> 01:42:40.904
No evidence.

2192
01:42:45.910 --> 01:42:46.952
Check.

2193
01:42:47.328 --> 01:42:48.495
Adrian?

2194
01:42:48.579 --> 01:42:50.664
This is Officer Wilson,
Miami-Dade Police.

2195
01:42:50.748 --> 01:42:52.833
Animal Services
has recovered a greyhound

2196
01:42:52.917 --> 01:42:54.251
that is registered to your address

2197
01:42:54.335 --> 01:42:56.378
but we believe the dog may be stolen.

2198
01:42:56.462 --> 01:42:59.631
You need to contact us please,
at your earliest convenience.

2199
01:42:59.715 --> 01:43:01.049
305...

2200
01:43:01.676 --> 01:43:02.968
We got a body part, a human toe.

2201
01:43:03.052 --> 01:43:04.302
Get a forensic unit here right away.

2202
01:43:04.387 --> 01:43:06.096
He loves dog like his own child.

2203
01:43:06.180 --> 01:43:07.597
Team Jesus!

2204
01:43:08.933 --> 01:43:11.685
Feel great. Doyle feels great.

2205
01:43:13.020 --> 01:43:16.314
May cause anxiety, aggression,
seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia...

2206
01:43:16.399 --> 01:43:19.276
I feel like shit now.

2207
01:43:19.485 --> 01:43:22.028
Jesus, forgive me. Forgive my sins.

2208
01:43:22.822 --> 01:43:24.698
We're back! Come on, let's go.

2209
01:43:24.782 --> 01:43:25.907
You can do that shit all day in prison

2210
01:43:25.992 --> 01:43:27.450
if we don't get these bodies out of here!

2211
01:43:27.535 --> 01:43:29.619
I am in the middle of a superset.

2212
01:43:29.745 --> 01:43:32.038
Hey! Did you take the wedding ring?

2213
01:43:32.331 --> 01:43:33.999
No, I did not. No.

2214
01:43:34.750 --> 01:43:36.126
Fucking crackhead.

2215
01:44:20.463 --> 01:44:21.588
Hey, should we save her implants?

2216
01:44:21.839 --> 01:44:23.340
Well, not unless you want them
for paperweights.

2217
01:44:23.424 --> 01:44:26.134
No, resale of medical devices
is a big business, man.

2218
01:44:26.218 --> 01:44:29.012
I'm married to someone
in the medical field. I know this.

2219
01:44:30.056 --> 01:44:31.431
Then stop playing with her tits, okay?

2220
01:44:31.515 --> 01:44:33.892
And Windex our fingerprints off now.

2221
01:44:33.976 --> 01:44:36.269
Well, what about their fingerprints?

2222
01:44:36.354 --> 01:44:37.395
What about them?

2223
01:44:37.480 --> 01:44:41.066
What are we gonna do
with their fingerprints on their fingers?

2224
01:44:47.782 --> 01:44:48.949
I'll think of something, all right?

2225
01:44:52.119 --> 01:44:54.037
Are you really going to do that?

2226
01:44:54.789 --> 01:44:57.374
- Danny, that's disgusting!
- Shit!

2227
01:44:57.458 --> 01:44:59.417
- What's wrong with it?
- How the hell am I supposed to know?

2228
01:44:59.502 --> 01:45:01.586
- What, is it plugged in?
- Yeah, it's plugged in!

2229
01:45:01.671 --> 01:45:02.754
Well, press the button!

2230
01:45:03.381 --> 01:45:04.589
Give me that, let me do it, man!

2231
01:45:05.383 --> 01:45:07.300
Fuck if we got time for this.

2232
01:45:07.385 --> 01:45:09.636
See? Daddy worked power tools, baby!

2233
01:45:09.720 --> 01:45:13.181
Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it!

2234
01:45:15.059 --> 01:45:16.643
Am I hitting it?

2235
01:45:17.895 --> 01:45:20.188
What happened? Come on!

2236
01:45:21.399 --> 01:45:23.441
- Oh, shit!
- What?

2237
01:45:23.526 --> 01:45:25.193
It's stuck in her hair!

2238
01:45:25.277 --> 01:45:26.569
Give me this thing.

2239
01:45:28.781 --> 01:45:31.074
Figures! Made in China?

2240
01:45:31.450 --> 01:45:33.451
It's a piece of China fucking crap!

2241
01:45:33.577 --> 01:45:35.328
I fucking told you to get
a gas-powered one,

2242
01:45:35.413 --> 01:45:38.081
not some fucking piece of
electric China crap! Shit!

2243
01:45:38.165 --> 01:45:41.001
Well, you're the one who said
we didn't have time to stop for gas!

2244
01:45:43.087 --> 01:45:44.295
- Grab her arm.
- What are you doing?

2245
01:45:44.380 --> 01:45:45.380
I'm going old school.

2246
01:45:46.549 --> 01:45:47.590
Go.

2247
01:45:47.842 --> 01:45:49.384
I'm going to chop that fucker right off.

2248
01:45:49.468 --> 01:45:52.220
Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.

2249
01:45:56.017 --> 01:45:57.767
Fuck you "Ah!"ing about? Hold it, man.

2250
01:45:57.852 --> 01:46:00.437
- I almost chopped your finger!
- Go!

2251
01:46:01.105 --> 01:46:03.106
Come on!

2252
01:46:09.947 --> 01:46:11.156
Let's go, Paul.

2253
01:46:12.074 --> 01:46:14.284
I need you to grill
these fingerprints off, all right?

2254
01:46:15.286 --> 01:46:18.079
Grill these fingerprints off?
Are you nuts?

2255
01:46:20.166 --> 01:46:22.292
No, I'm not nuts, Paul.

2256
01:46:22.376 --> 01:46:24.794
But I am about fed up with
your defeatist attitude, okay?

2257
01:46:24.879 --> 01:46:26.963
Now grill those fucking hands. Now.

2258
01:46:27.256 --> 01:46:28.631
You need to be more positive, Paul.

2259
01:46:28.716 --> 01:46:31.342
Just make a positive effort.

2260
01:46:31.427 --> 01:46:33.261
- What's up?
- Hey, Ed.

2261
01:46:33.345 --> 01:46:35.889
We've connected these people to
the bodybuilders you were talking about.

2262
01:46:35.973 --> 01:46:37.140
They've gone missing.

2263
01:46:41.103 --> 01:46:43.271
These people aren't
just missing, George.

2264
01:46:43.355 --> 01:46:44.439
They're probably dead.

2265
01:46:44.607 --> 01:46:47.067
It's a big department, Ed.
We can't do everything right.

2266
01:46:47.318 --> 01:46:50.987
I didn't ask for everything,
George. I asked for one thing.

2267
01:46:52.323 --> 01:46:54.824
I told you these guys
were gonna get hungry again.

2268
01:47:03.918 --> 01:47:05.418
What seems to be the problem?

2269
01:47:05.503 --> 01:47:06.503
It's a piece of China crap.

2270
01:47:06.587 --> 01:47:08.421
It worked for two seconds,
then it cut off.

2271
01:47:08.506 --> 01:47:09.506
Well, for 20 more,

2272
01:47:09.590 --> 01:47:10.757
you can get free parts
and replacements.

2273
01:47:10.841 --> 01:47:13.760
We strongly recommend it on all
our customer power tool investments.

2274
01:47:13.844 --> 01:47:15.303
Oh, we don't want to
hear about that rip-off.

2275
01:47:20.559 --> 01:47:23.353
Sir, there appears to be fur in the works.

2276
01:47:23.521 --> 01:47:26.314
I don't see no fur
in that nonworking chainsaw.

2277
01:47:32.029 --> 01:47:34.948
How funny was that
when that scumbag shit himself

2278
01:47:35.032 --> 01:47:37.367
when your dog almost bit his balls off?

2279
01:47:38.369 --> 01:47:39.953
What do we got? Description again?

2280
01:47:40.037 --> 01:47:40.995
White male, 30s.

2281
01:47:41.080 --> 01:47:42.080
All right, standby, we're en route.

2282
01:47:42.164 --> 01:47:43.456
Leave that stuff, we got to go.

2283
01:47:47.378 --> 01:47:49.546
Well, either you're dumb
or blind, but that's fur.

2284
01:47:50.548 --> 01:47:52.590
Go on, pick out another one.

2285
01:47:52.675 --> 01:47:54.884
Save the drama for your mama.

2286
01:48:16.073 --> 01:48:18.074
Holy shit! What the fuck?

2287
01:48:23.914 --> 01:48:25.707
What are you doing?

2288
01:48:25.791 --> 01:48:27.333
You got to cook this shit outside.

2289
01:48:29.170 --> 01:48:30.920
Be careful, that's hot.
You'll burn yourself.

2290
01:48:32.298 --> 01:48:33.339
You know, you're like a three-year-old!

2291
01:48:33.424 --> 01:48:34.382
You're dropping the fingernails.

2292
01:48:34.466 --> 01:48:35.675
A three-year old...

2293
01:48:35.759 --> 01:48:36.926
It stunk like shit.

2294
01:48:37.011 --> 01:48:38.386
You put it in the fucking street?

2295
01:48:38.470 --> 01:48:41.097
I didn't think you'd be pissed.

2296
01:48:41.182 --> 01:48:42.891
It got really smoky in there, Danny.

2297
01:48:42.975 --> 01:48:45.185
Are you out of your fucking mind?

2298
01:48:45.269 --> 01:48:48.146
In AA, they teach you
to sit with your feelings.

2299
01:48:48.230 --> 01:48:49.939
Look under the bed and see for yourself

2300
01:48:50.024 --> 01:48:52.192
that there's no monster under there.

2301
01:48:52.276 --> 01:48:55.486
But the problem is,
sometimes the monster is there.

2302
01:48:55.571 --> 01:48:59.157
And sometimes,
you've just got to fucking run.

2303
01:48:59.241 --> 01:49:00.575
Hey, Paul?

2304
01:49:04.538 --> 01:49:05.705
Where the fuck is he?

2305
01:49:08.167 --> 01:49:10.293
He's got no fucking accountability!

2306
01:49:26.477 --> 01:49:29.229
Okay, gentlemen, listen up.

2307
01:49:29.313 --> 01:49:32.482
These are your locales.
These are your targets.

2308
01:49:34.568 --> 01:49:37.820
We are taking down
these scumbags simultaneously.

2309
01:49:39.698 --> 01:49:41.241
We have some making up to do.

2310
01:49:47.998 --> 01:49:49.374
Here you go.

2311
01:49:50.459 --> 01:49:52.168
Any questions?

2312
01:49:52.294 --> 01:49:53.503
Good.

2313
01:49:55.172 --> 01:49:56.589
I feel good.

2314
01:49:57.841 --> 01:49:58.967
Got to get a pump, though.

2315
01:49:59.051 --> 01:50:01.010
Need to push that Lambo
into the swamp, bro.

2316
01:50:17.987 --> 01:50:19.153
Fuck!

2317
01:50:26.620 --> 01:50:27.662
Get out of the way!

2318
01:50:31.417 --> 01:50:35.878
Look at these guys, huh?
Carved from stone!

2319
01:50:47.516 --> 01:50:50.226
Adrian? Honey,
there's some people here to see you.

2320
01:50:58.319 --> 01:51:00.320
No! No!

2321
01:51:00.404 --> 01:51:01.571
Get down!

2322
01:51:17.254 --> 01:51:18.755
- Do not move.
- Let me see your hands.

2323
01:51:18.839 --> 01:51:19.839
No hard feelings.

2324
01:51:20.758 --> 01:51:21.758
Hands behind your back.

2325
01:51:25.763 --> 01:51:28.806
Call Daniel!

2326
01:51:42.154 --> 01:51:43.196
Fuck!

2327
01:51:43.280 --> 01:51:44.864
Hey, police, stop!

2328
01:51:48.118 --> 01:51:49.786
This way. Follow the officer.

2329
01:51:50.954 --> 01:51:51.996
Hey, buddy.

2330
01:51:53.374 --> 01:51:54.957
How you been?

2331
01:51:56.335 --> 01:51:58.503
Wow. Didn't see that coming.

2332
01:51:59.421 --> 01:52:00.546
He seemed like such a nice guy.

2333
01:52:00.631 --> 01:52:02.382
You think you know people...

2334
01:52:05.594 --> 01:52:06.886
Puppy's gone.

2335
01:52:06.970 --> 01:52:08.679
Yeah, he loved your boat.

2336
01:52:08.764 --> 01:52:09.972
We went out on it five or six times.

2337
01:52:10.057 --> 01:52:12.016
We had a great sunset cruise.
We took the neighborhood kids.

2338
01:52:12.101 --> 01:52:14.060
Hey, pal. That'll do it.

2339
01:52:24.488 --> 01:52:26.072
We circulated Lugo's picture.

2340
01:52:26.156 --> 01:52:28.157
Coast Guard's got the specs
on Lugo's boat.

2341
01:52:28.492 --> 01:52:29.784
You mean my boat?

2342
01:52:29.993 --> 01:52:31.661
Your boat.

2343
01:52:31.870 --> 01:52:33.329
Start looking!

2344
01:52:36.375 --> 01:52:38.584
According to the other two,
Lugo killed Griga

2345
01:52:38.669 --> 01:52:40.336
before he could get anything,
which means

2346
01:52:40.421 --> 01:52:41.504
he's gonna run out of his money.

2347
01:52:41.588 --> 01:52:43.423
My money! My money.

2348
01:52:43.507 --> 01:52:45.007
Victor, for God's sake.

2349
01:52:45.092 --> 01:52:47.051
He's right, Ed. We fucked up.

2350
01:52:47.177 --> 01:52:48.761
The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,

2351
01:52:48.846 --> 01:52:50.430
you're the only source of funding
this guy has got.

2352
01:52:50.514 --> 01:52:52.932
He put all his eggs
in your basket, Victor.

2353
01:52:53.016 --> 01:52:55.017
We've got that basket
under 24-hour watch.

2354
01:52:55.227 --> 01:52:57.270
Lugo's gonna come up starving soon.

2355
01:52:57.354 --> 01:52:59.355
When he does, we'll get him.

2356
01:52:59.857 --> 01:53:01.607
What if I told you there's another basket

2357
01:53:01.692 --> 01:53:04.402
you didn't know about? Offshore.

2358
01:53:05.112 --> 01:53:06.988
- Where?
- The Bahamas, where do you think?

2359
01:53:08.866 --> 01:53:09.991
So, where do you think he's going?

2360
01:53:11.201 --> 01:53:12.660
You could have saved us 20 minutes.

2361
01:53:12.744 --> 01:53:13.744
What the hell is wrong with you?

2362
01:53:13.996 --> 01:53:16.497
Now I'm the criminal here?
It's a secret stash.

2363
01:53:17.124 --> 01:53:18.583
You're telling me
you don't have a secret stash?

2364
01:53:18.667 --> 01:53:20.710
You're a very difficult victim, Victor.

2365
01:53:20.961 --> 01:53:22.086
It's Money Management 101.

2366
01:53:22.254 --> 01:53:24.046
Get a chopper, ASAP.

2367
01:53:31.180 --> 01:53:32.472
My name is Victor Kershaw.

2368
01:53:32.556 --> 01:53:33.931
I'm looking to close my account.

2369
01:53:35.809 --> 01:53:37.393
And what would you like to do

2370
01:53:37.478 --> 01:53:39.479
about the safety deposit box?

2371
01:53:39.730 --> 01:53:40.855
Well, I'm really in a rush,

2372
01:53:40.939 --> 01:53:43.441
but I may as well open it
while I'm here, right?

2373
01:53:59.208 --> 01:54:01.250
His fucking baby booties?

2374
01:54:03.253 --> 01:54:05.004
What the... Asshole!

2375
01:54:05.255 --> 01:54:07.465
Oh, shit! No cash!

2376
01:54:07.758 --> 01:54:09.467
Where's your bank manager?

2377
01:54:10.093 --> 01:54:11.636
This is a United States court order

2378
01:54:11.720 --> 01:54:14.305
authorizing us to freeze
the accounts of a Victor...

2379
01:54:14.598 --> 01:54:15.681
Lugo!

2380
01:54:15.933 --> 01:54:17.225
- Open the door!
- Lugo!

2381
01:54:17.309 --> 01:54:18.476
- Open it!
- Open it up!

2382
01:54:19.603 --> 01:54:21.145
Open the gate! Open the gate!

2383
01:54:23.273 --> 01:54:24.482
Get the gate!

2384
01:54:25.275 --> 01:54:26.317
Lugo!

2385
01:54:34.409 --> 01:54:35.743
He's over here!

2386
01:54:35.827 --> 01:54:37.495
Hey! Officer!

2387
01:54:50.759 --> 01:54:51.968
Where are they all?

2388
01:54:53.178 --> 01:54:54.679
He's a thief!

2389
01:55:05.148 --> 01:55:06.524
Son of a bitch.

2390
01:55:06.608 --> 01:55:08.234
Sometimes God just fucks up your order

2391
01:55:08.318 --> 01:55:11.112
and you got to chow down
on that shitty shame sandwich.

2392
01:55:27.838 --> 01:55:29.630
Look at you.

2393
01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:31.173
All fucked up.

2394
01:55:31.717 --> 01:55:34.552
It's kind of undignified
being all fucked up by a car,

2395
01:55:34.636 --> 01:55:36.637
isn't it, you silly turd?

2396
01:55:36.930 --> 01:55:38.639
- You all right?
- I'm getting there.

2397
01:55:45.981 --> 01:55:47.648
You know, I could have
got you ripped, man.

2398
01:55:47.733 --> 01:55:48.733
You know what your problem is?

2399
01:55:48.817 --> 01:55:51.444
Skinnyass quads.
You got no quads, man.

2400
01:55:51.528 --> 01:55:52.695
That was my problem.

2401
01:55:52.779 --> 01:55:54.363
I spent a lot of time
building these bad boys.

2402
01:56:00.454 --> 01:56:02.204
Is this all for me?

2403
01:56:02.748 --> 01:56:04.874
Yep. Your own little party.

2404
01:56:05.083 --> 01:56:06.167
Wow.

2405
01:56:11.465 --> 01:56:13.716
They're going
to want to know why you did it.

2406
01:56:15.844 --> 01:56:18.054
Well, 'cause I'm a do-er.

2407
01:56:30.025 --> 01:56:34.320
This was the longest and most bizarre
trial in Dade County history.

2408
01:56:35.238 --> 01:56:37.406
So, the Central Intelligence Agency.

2409
01:56:37.908 --> 01:56:40.368
So you were a stripper and an agent.

2410
01:56:40.619 --> 01:56:43.204
Or, as you call yourself,
a field operative.

2411
01:56:43.914 --> 01:56:45.790
Lugo and I used to bang a lot.

2412
01:56:45.874 --> 01:56:48.084
But then he passed me to Agent Doyle.

2413
01:56:48.502 --> 01:56:49.543
Miss you, sweetie.

2414
01:56:49.628 --> 01:56:52.254
But I'm going to quit the whole CIA thing

2415
01:56:52.339 --> 01:56:54.340
to become a movie star.

2416
01:56:54.424 --> 01:56:56.634
They say truth is stranger than fiction.

2417
01:56:56.718 --> 01:56:59.470
And no one tells the truth
like a pissed-off wife.

2418
01:56:59.554 --> 01:57:01.847
Sir, I officially divorced him last night.

2419
01:57:01.932 --> 01:57:04.850
That's why I can testify
against him today.

2420
01:57:04.935 --> 01:57:08.854
Well, I've been working
in the penis industry for 19 months.

2421
01:57:08.939 --> 01:57:11.524
I think he lifted weights
to try to compensate

2422
01:57:11.608 --> 01:57:15.027
for the fact that he had a very tiny penis.

2423
01:57:15.946 --> 01:57:20.116
It was bent on a 25 degree angle,
like a boomerang.

2424
01:57:20.826 --> 01:57:24.078
You see, erectile dysfunction
is nothing to be ashamed about

2425
01:57:24.162 --> 01:57:26.288
but being an unfaithful lying shit

2426
01:57:26.373 --> 01:57:28.290
who I know for a fact tried to finger bang

2427
01:57:28.375 --> 01:57:31.043
his paralegal in the interview room,

2428
01:57:31.128 --> 01:57:33.045
that's a little shamey.

2429
01:57:33.296 --> 01:57:36.674
But being in the medical profession,
I prefer not to judge.

2430
01:57:37.926 --> 01:57:39.176
But that lady's a whore.

2431
01:57:40.303 --> 01:57:42.847
- Yeah, you, you fucking bitch.
- No further questions.

2432
01:57:43.140 --> 01:57:45.141
The state was very thorough.

2433
01:57:45.350 --> 01:57:47.518
Frankly, it had a lot to make up for.

2434
01:57:48.645 --> 01:57:50.730
We're going to walk on this.
They ain't got no proof.

2435
01:57:50.981 --> 01:57:53.691
At first, the evidence
was mostly circumstantial,

2436
01:57:53.775 --> 01:57:57.278
physical proof of the murders
being hard to come by.

2437
01:57:57.362 --> 01:58:00.239
Eventually, they found
the barrels and bodies,

2438
01:58:00.323 --> 01:58:02.783
but no fingerprints.
And then, for the first time

2439
01:58:02.868 --> 01:58:04.326
in the history of the United States...

2440
01:58:04.411 --> 01:58:07.580
Two 750 cc breast implants.

2441
01:58:07.664 --> 01:58:09.123
...they used the manufacturer's

2442
01:58:09.207 --> 01:58:11.500
unique serial numbers for identification.

2443
01:58:12.461 --> 01:58:15.755
Paul Doyle seemed to embrace
the concept of confession.

2444
01:58:15.839 --> 01:58:17.798
They kidnapped Kershaw,
they tried to kill him.

2445
01:58:17.883 --> 01:58:20.009
I just want to go back to prison.

2446
01:58:20.093 --> 01:58:22.094
They used chainsaws to cut them up!

2447
01:58:22.179 --> 01:58:24.680
He said no one would get hurt.
They hurt Pepe.

2448
01:58:24.765 --> 01:58:26.432
They hurt him bad. They hurt my friend.

2449
01:58:26.516 --> 01:58:28.225
Manipulator of manipulators.

2450
01:58:28.685 --> 01:58:30.853
Wow. That felt good.

2451
01:58:31.229 --> 01:58:33.939
All they got is testimony
from some fucking cokehead.

2452
01:58:34.024 --> 01:58:35.399
In the end, though,

2453
01:58:35.484 --> 01:58:37.735
all justice really needed
to do was listen to

2454
01:58:37.819 --> 01:58:39.737
the right guy at the right time.

2455
01:58:39.821 --> 01:58:41.030
In light of his cooperation,

2456
01:58:41.114 --> 01:58:43.949
Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years.

2457
01:58:44.034 --> 01:58:46.786
A sentence for which
he seemed legitimately grateful.

2458
01:58:47.287 --> 01:58:52.082
I once was lost

2459
01:58:52.751 --> 01:58:57.004
But now I'm found...

2460
01:58:59.174 --> 01:59:00.925
Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorbal

2461
01:59:01.009 --> 01:59:04.220
were found guilty
of double murder, racketeering,

2462
01:59:04.304 --> 01:59:06.472
attempted extortion, theft,

2463
01:59:06.556 --> 01:59:08.265
attempted murder, armed robbery,

2464
01:59:08.350 --> 01:59:10.518
burglary, money laundering and forgery.

2465
01:59:10.602 --> 01:59:12.728
In fact, the only thing
they weren't found guilty of

2466
01:59:12.813 --> 01:59:15.231
was the one thing
they were most guilty of,

2467
01:59:15.524 --> 01:59:17.483
being dumb stupid fucks.

2468
01:59:17.859 --> 01:59:20.194
It took the jury only 14 minutes

2469
01:59:20.278 --> 01:59:22.071
to sentence them both to death.

2470
01:59:40.131 --> 01:59:42.341
This seems like such a waste.

2471
01:59:43.301 --> 01:59:44.844
People's lives.

2472
01:59:45.804 --> 01:59:47.096
You know?

2473
01:59:49.182 --> 01:59:50.891
Some people just don't
know a good thing

2474
01:59:50.976 --> 01:59:53.185
when it's staring them in the face.

2475
01:59:57.232 --> 01:59:59.650
It really is the simple things in life.

2476
02:00:01.444 --> 02:00:03.320
Daniel just wanted to be like everyone.

2477
02:00:03.780 --> 02:00:06.156
Everyone that wants
the American dream.

2478
02:00:07.659 --> 02:00:09.034
All I ever wanted out of life

2479
02:00:09.119 --> 02:00:10.744
was what everyone else had.

2480
02:00:10.829 --> 02:00:13.789
Not more.
Just not the less I was used to.

2481
02:00:14.291 --> 02:00:16.917
Well, I took a real swing for it,
you know?

2482
02:00:17.294 --> 02:00:20.838
And for a while, it was like
I always thought it would be.

2483
02:00:20.922 --> 02:00:22.298
I was one of you.

2484
02:00:22.382 --> 02:00:24.008
And it felt good.

2485
02:00:24.217 --> 02:00:26.552
People finally saw me like I saw myself

2486
02:00:26.636 --> 02:00:28.304
and you can't ask for more than that.

2487
02:00:29.222 --> 02:00:30.973
Maybe I did, though.

2488
02:00:31.182 --> 02:00:34.310
Maybe it got so I didn't want to
be "equal to" anymore.

2489
02:00:34.394 --> 02:00:36.687
I wanted to be "better than."

2490
02:00:36.813 --> 02:00:38.898
And that's a recipe for injury.

2491
02:00:38.982 --> 02:00:41.066
That doesn't mean you give up, though.

2492
02:00:41.151 --> 02:00:44.361
You rest, you heal and
you get back on that bench.

2493
02:00:44.863 --> 02:00:46.739
Life is going to give me another set.

2494
02:00:46.823 --> 02:00:48.115
And I am going to rock it.

2495
02:00:48.199 --> 02:00:49.825
Because my name is Daniel Lugo,

2496
02:00:49.910 --> 02:00:51.911
and I believe in fitness.

2497
02:01:40.794 --> 02:01:42.127