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I've been writing a blog
about how much you suck.

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What's it called?

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Why You Suck dot net.

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- It's a clear title.
- Are you gonna read it?

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- Nope.
- Our friends think it's hilarious.

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If you don't read it, I won't just email
it with a password to people we know.

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- I'll make it public.
- Go nuts, Jules.

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Stuff it up your blog.

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<i>Love dies. All of it.</i>

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<i>Which is why you should</i>
<i>never give your cats names</i>

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<i>like Snow and Balls.</i>

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<i>Because when she leaves...</i>

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<i>you'll get Balls.</i>

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♪ ♪ How do I know ♪

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♪ Some men die ♪

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♪ In a fall ♪

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♪ Not trusting their nose ♪

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♪ To show them the way? ♪

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♪ How do I know ♪

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♪ If I love you ♪

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♪ When all these things ♪

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♪ Come and go? ♪

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♪ You can't stand them together ♪

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♪ In some neat little row ♪

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♪ So how do I know?
How do I know? How do I know? ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo
Whoo-hoo ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

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♪ How do I know? ♪

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♪ If I know you? ♪

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♪ How do I know ♪

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♪ If I love you? ♪

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♪ When you've drawn that imaginary line ♪

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♪ The way that you're walking ♪

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♪ Two steps behind? ♪

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♪ How do I know ♪

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♪ If I love you? ♪

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♪ How do I know?
How do I know? ♪

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♪ How do I know?
How do I know? ♪

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♪ How do I know?
How do I know? ♪

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♪ How do I know?
How do I know? ♪

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♪ How do I know?
How do I know? ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo
Whoo-hoo ♪

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<i>No one was more surprised than me.</i>

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<i>Believe me.</i>

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Why You Suck <i>has become</i>
<i>the template for people</i>

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<i>asking themselves:</i>
<i>is their partner wrong for them?</i>

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<i>Tell me about the moment you realized</i>

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<i>that your husband was that for you.</i>

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<i>Well, I sold real estate,</i>

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<i>so that he could write, and I hated it.</i>

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<i>But, you know, I believed in him.</i>

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<i>And every day I would climb</i>
<i>to the top of this mountain</i>

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<i>to watch the sunset.</i>

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<i>And then, one day,</i>
<i>when I was standing up there,</i>

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<i>I realized that I had</i>
<i>never done it with him.</i>

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<i>He was afraid of heights.</i>

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<i>And it was my favourite thing</i>

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<i>and we'd never once shared it.</i>

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<i>Heartbreaking.</i>

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<i>- Clarity.
- What does Leo think of all of this?</i>

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<i>- Oh, he's still never read it.</i>
<i>- Do you really believe that?</i>

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- Believe it.
<i>- Yes!</i>

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<i>He has this amazing ability</i>
<i>to just ignore criticism...</i>

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<i>which, you know, I admired at first.</i>

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<i>And then I came to see it</i>
<i>as his worst trait.</i>

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<i>What does make him angry?</i>
<i>He was the writer.</i>

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I have news, Jules:

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writing a blog does not make you a writer.

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<i>- Speaking of, you have some news.
- Yes, I do.</i>

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<i>Next month Random House</i>

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<i>is releasing</i> Why You Suck<i>, the book.</i>

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<i>- Congratulations.</i>
<i>- Thank you.</i>

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<i>- That's amazing. - I know. It's incredible.
- Did you ever expect?</i>

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<i>No. Never in my wildest dreams.</i>

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Dad wanted us to come over.
We're supposed to say:

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because we think you're cool,
like an uncle.

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But we won't lie to you
and tell you: don't watch Julie

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on TV and want to kill yourself again.

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I never wanted to kill myself.

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Hey, there's a wedding!

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Wow! They look rich.

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We could make fun of
their need to display that.

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<i>Ravi and Pia are gifted,</i>

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<i>which sounds cool, but really,</i>

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<i>you don't want kids to be too clever.</i>

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- A grown man in pyjamas?
- I know! It's embarrassing.

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Hey, I could teach you to throw.

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Like you know!

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You throw like a g...

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No, mine!

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Gimme, gimme!
Get off!

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- He said I throw like a girl!
- Well, you are a girl.

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Here's how you throw a football!

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<i>For Ravi, that punt fixed in his mind</i>

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<i>an ideal of the woman</i>
<i>he wanted to marry one day.</i>

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<i>Pia, a firm believer in role models,</i>

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<i>saw the woman she wanted to become.</i>

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<i>And me. I just knew.</i>

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Alright! You guys
gotta go home now.

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<i>Leo's other worst trait</i>
<i>was unrealistic dreams.</i>

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<i>Things that would just</i>

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<i>take hold of him all of a sudden.</i>

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<i>Absurd things.</i>
<i>Impossible things.</i>

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<i>Things that everyone...</i>

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Colette, Danny,

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you have given and pledged
your promises to each other

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and have declared your everlasting
love by exchanging the rings.

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- Who are you rooting for? Bride or groom?
- Groom.

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I volunteer at his camp for kids.

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I also managed his fan mail
when he skied at the Olympics.

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I now pronounce you man and wife.

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- Shove over.
- You may kiss the bride.

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- It's like a fairy tale!
- Oh, for Christ's sake.

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What the hell is she thinking?!

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I thought she was knocked up
when she told me

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they were getting married.

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It's just so fast! Four months?

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It's a rebellion.

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Other kids dream of bucking the stranglehold
of middle class convention. But Colette?

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Some little part of her always wanted in.

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Oh...

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She got in, all right.

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As his boss, I can tell you that Danny

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is a terrific attorney.

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But as his dad, as his father,

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I can tell you how proud I am
of Camp Awesome Times,

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the camp he founded
for underprivileged kids...

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Get to the part where he meets the girl!
That's what they came for.

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Ha. No, thanks.
Don't smoke. Get paranoid.

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Lovely, isn't she?

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What makes you think
that this, and this...

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isn't what she really wants?

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The roses.

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She hates roses.
Hates flowers, period.

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Except sunflowers.

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If I'd seen sunflowers when I came
here, maybe I'd believe, this.

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- So why's she doing it?
- Issues with her mother.

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Her dad was this handsome war journalist.

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Also her mom's professor.
Also a complete shit.

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When Colette was 10,

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her mom stole the money he
was hiding from the government

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and took her to live in a hotel in London.

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They biked in Hyde Park,
went to the theater...

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Not that she remembers those times.

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What does she remember?

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Sneaking out of the hotel in the middle
of the night when the cash ran out.

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She'll never forgive me.

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For those of you who don't
know me, my name is Troy Cooper.

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- This is Troy Garnet.
- Troy!

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We've been best friends with
Danny since junior nationals.

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Danny and I made the
Olympic team, Garnet didn't.

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But, you know, while we got
to ski all over the world,

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you got to hang out in your
parents' basement and smoke hash.

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Um, what I wanted to get to,

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what I wanted to say to you, Colette:

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you are so lucky to be
with a man like Danny.

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Danny, I love you.

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Hi.

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Your mom thinks you rushed into this.

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Mothers.

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- They're so often right.
- Not mine.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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- Leo Palamino.
- Hi, Leo.

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Do you want to get a coffee sometime?

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Or a drink?

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Dance? Charcuterie plate?

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Everyone's big into those these days.

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This is my wedding.

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We all have baggage.

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Sorry.

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I got cornered by some guys
I haven't seen since Dartmouth.

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Hey!

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Glad you could make it.

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Obviously the guest list
is a little lopsided.

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- I blame this lone wolf.
- He's not your friend?

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Never seen him before in my life.

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Not true.

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Last year you chased me up 17th.
I lost you in the alley.

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You're the guy.
You keyed my car!

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- Your Hummer. Yes.
- You had a Hummer?

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Just for a few months.

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You have to be kind of
a dick to drive a Hummer.

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And you should not be with a dick.

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You should be with me.

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This is a joke, right?

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No.

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Whoa-hoa!

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- God!
- Holy shit, that hurt!

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That guy just hit on my wife!

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Garnet, Cooper, stop him!

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- Get that guy!
- Oh!

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Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

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The Troys.

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I think I'm gonna kick him;
really wail on him, if that's cool.

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Dude, I'm a lawyer. I don't
think we should kick him.

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Danny, come on! We have
the moral high ground here.

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I feel like you guys
just need to make a decision.

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Wait, people have pointed
this guy out to me.

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Wasn't your wife the real estate
chick who wrote the blog?

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Ex.

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- Didn't she get a book deal, too?
- Bro, that's gotta hurt.

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Nothing like he's gonna hurt when
I pulverize him. Piece of shit!

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Cooper, stop!

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He's been kicked enough.

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Just get off our property.

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Ha.

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I know you miss Snow.

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But you gotta get yourself together.

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And Balls?

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For the first time,

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I know it's possible.

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That guy's wife wrote the blog.

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I know. Can you believe
he kept doing this dead-end job?

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<i>Julie's blog meant there were no shortage</i>

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<i>of strongly-felt opinions</i>
<i>about my choices.</i>

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<i>Usually, I tell them off.</i>

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<i>At least for their lame attempt</i>
<i>at hushed tones.</i>

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<i>But... not today.</i>

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'Morning, kitchen.

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- 'Morning, Leo.
- Hup!

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Is this some weird
calm before the storm...

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before you really freak out?

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- Julie's book deal.
- No. Not gonna freak out.

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You wanna know why?

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I met someone.

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That's fantastic! Where?

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- A wedding.
- Whose?

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Hers.

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Don't you have a school
to be ridiculed at?

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Granted, there
are obstacles. But...

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it's time for a new theme.

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I saw him again today.

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My bear.

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The product of a rare recessive gene,

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2,000 miles from their only habitat.

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Beautiful things that seem
impossible happen every day.

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Heads up!

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Good to have you back, man!

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<i>Julie never understood</i>
<i>why I don't hate my job.</i>

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<i>Dish washing gives results</i>
<i>that are immediate.</i>

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<i>Lacking in longer-term pursuits,</i>

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00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:38,950
<i>like writing a novel, or pursuing a woman.</i>

243
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,756
Oh, my God!

244
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,227
Oh, my God!

245
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,563
Oh, sweetheart, thank you.

246
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,899
I know I said it didn't matter...

247
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,068
and it mattered so much to your mom...

248
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,604
but I did kind of hate the roses.

249
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:11,916
- These aren't from me.
- What?

250
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,121
"I hate it when we are apart.

251
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,190
Leo Palamino."

252
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,928
Is he out of his fucking mind!?

253
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:36,040
<i>You are</i> out of your fucking mind!

254
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,442
I love that she doesn't like roses.

255
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:42,413
- They're the attorneys of the flower world, don't you think?
- Hey.

256
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,451
Neil's irritable because I won't let
him see my paintings for my new show.

257
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,787
No, babe, I'm irritable
because my best friend's

258
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,822
an idiot, and I just
put sunglasses on a marmot.

259
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,192
Oh...

260
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,360
<i>Neil's Big Horn Books published my book.</i>

261
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,530
<i>The, colossal failure of which meant</i>

262
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,599
<i>he had to make money fast.</i>

263
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,802
<i>And so was born the</i> Big Horn Honker,

264
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,806
<i>a mix of local news and</i>
<i>heartwarming wildlife trivia.</i>

265
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,343
<i>But mostly a way for local bars</i>
<i>to advertise drink specials.</i>

266
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,512
- Show him, Neil.
- No, Jill. Don't encourage it.

267
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,014
You think he's not gonna find her?

268
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,184
Okay.

269
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,454
Here you go. She runs
that weird tour company.

270
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,390
I've heard these are actually cool.

271
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,293
Oh! Well, it actually doesn't matter,
'cause she's actually married.

272
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:33,431
Married-married. So, you know,
it hasn't worn off yet.

273
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,968
Leo, punch that man in the throat.
I think he ate my husband.

274
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:40,504
- Dude.
- Oh!

275
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,841
Thanks to a congenital defect,
she has three of those.

276
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,478
<i>Jill and Neil are</i>
<i>obsessed with taking disgusting</i>

277
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,648
<i>way too intimate pictures of</i>
<i>each other with their phones.</i>

278
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,150
Hey, man, lock up.
I have to violate my wife.

279
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:56,520
- Where are you gonna go? In here?
- No.

280
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,523
<i>To be their friend</i>
<i>is to be party to a lot of</i>

281
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:03,394
<i>alarming foreplay</i>
<i>for sex you'll never have.</i>

282
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:08,299
<i>They make me believe in love.</i>

283
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,204
Your wife wrote that blog, right?

284
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,040
<i>There were benefits to my notoriety.</i>

285
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,709
You're a major pop culture reference.

286
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,912
My friends back home
won't believe I met you.

287
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:25,916
<i>A notoriety aided by</i>
<i>dollar-a-shot Wednesdays.</i>

288
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,356
<i>Of which I am king.</i>

289
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:36,661
My My friend won't believe I met you.

290
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,497
Mmhmm. Your friend back home?

291
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,833
No. My friend over there.

292
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,543
You're aces at that, mate.

293
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,745
Okay. Gotta pee.

294
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,348
I get wicked bladder infections.

295
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,118
<i>Yes, there are worse ways</i>

296
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,954
<i>to mourn the loss of a relationship.</i>

297
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,123
<i>But sex with strangers,</i>

298
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,759
<i>even leggy, weirdly vocal ones</i>

299
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,761
<i>with a blasé attitude,</i>

300
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:14,165
<i>is an alienating excuse for love.</i>

301
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:19,970
<i>Especially when you know</i>
<i>it's possible again.</i>

302
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,328
Where are we?

303
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:47,098
I told mom and dad we'd pick
up their wedding gift today.

304
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,767
Hey!

305
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:52,436
I missed you guys!
Yeah, come here.

306
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:55,272
Good to see you.

307
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:57,742
Why are the dogs here?

308
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,077
Who lives here?

309
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,146
Us.

310
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:08,285
Your parents bought us a house.

311
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:11,322
They had a designer furnish it. Of
course, anything you don't like will go.

312
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:14,992
It's not that.
It's all beautiful.

313
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:18,529
- We just can't take it.
- Why?

314
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,699
Well, I didn't.

315
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,567
We didn't earn it.

316
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:28,005
Oh, my God. I forgot.

317
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,141
We live in a
black-and-white world

318
00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:31,642
where things are very simple.

319
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:34,412
Shut up. I'm serious.

320
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,247
I am too.

321
00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:40,718
And in this simple world,
if we didn't earn something

322
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,155
by the sweat of our brow, we
just, we can't possibly enjoy it.

323
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,459
Though we both know the world
is not simple like that.

324
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:53,564
You know, it was a mistake.

325
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,566
We can give it all back.

326
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,210
- You brought these here?
- Yeah.

327
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:10,014
I figured if your mom sends you
them, they're important.

328
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,351
Even if you are mad at her right now.

329
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,023
You're amazing.
You know that?

330
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:49,987
Leo Palamino!

331
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:54,692
- Yes.
- Last time I saw you, you were downtown.

332
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:57,561
- Yeah.
- Between my legs.

333
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,730
- Yeah.
- Sucking my oyster.

334
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:03,567
You know, I like to keep the disturbing
euphemisms to the heat of the moment.

335
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:05,736
Kinda old-fashioned
that way.

336
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:08,572
Yeah. Got it, mate.

337
00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:12,042
But if there was a licensing
board for muff diving...

338
00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,912
Could I get a ticket?

339
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:23,120
Good afternoon everyone.

340
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:24,955
Hi.

341
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,327
And welcome to the tour.

342
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,330
Let's get started!

343
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:42,473
Word is, to get zoning approval
for this abomination,

344
00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:44,608
the company slipped

345
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:48,012
600 grand to Councilman Ryan
Debrugan last Christmas Eve.

346
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:51,782
Oh!

347
00:25:56,388 --> 00:26:00,524
- Who is that?
- Councilman Debrugan.

348
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,526
Nice.

349
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:05,162
Hear it?

350
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:09,500
That river has been flowing
over a million years.

351
00:26:09,502 --> 00:26:12,503
It's my favourite natural wonder
here, even if you have to

352
00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:14,572
lie in a parking lot to hear it.

353
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,609
Just imagine...

354
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,444
a river...

355
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,380
in total darkness.

356
00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:35,059
Now, before I tell you about the bodies
found under the floor when the hermit died,

357
00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:37,561
any questions?

358
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:40,698
I'm kidding!
He was just a normal hermit.

359
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:44,001
Built model trains, talked to the animals.

360
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:47,938
He died holding a picture of a girl he
loved in his youth.

361
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,841
But seriously, any questions?

362
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,250
He's got a question.

363
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:03,220
That's weird.
I didn't notice him.

364
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:07,191
What gave you the idea for the tours?

365
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:12,363
II moved a lot growing up.

366
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:16,800
And the first thing we'd do in a
new place was go to a local bar

367
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,636
and get the lowdown.

368
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:22,306
You don't learn about a place
from the brochures.

369
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,308
Life is messy.

370
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,710
And that's its beauty.

371
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,649
He doesn't deserve you.

372
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:37,121
You know nothing
about Danny. Or me.

373
00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:39,123
I know guys like him, you know?

374
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:43,627
So, he's lucky, so comfy in his own skin.

375
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:45,629
And he has really good taste.

376
00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:48,232
I mean, who wouldn't with all
that fancy, worldly experience?

377
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:51,635
I mean, this guy, he doesn't
just want a hot wife...

378
00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:54,138
he wants a hot, interesting wife.

379
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,640
So this is what he does:

380
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,176
he ditches his Hummer to impress you.

381
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,812
You are incredibly judgmental.

382
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:04,615
- Sometimes you just know about a person.
- You don't know this:

383
00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:07,117
that punt that made you notice
me because you're so sexist

384
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,286
you think it's wild a girl can do that.

385
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:13,057
Danny, the love of my life,
taught me that.

386
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:16,160
Touché.

387
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,328
Shall we?

388
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:33,343
You know, it is kind of sexist, you
thinking her kicking a football is cool.

389
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:37,081
- It is cool. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- My wife flies.

390
00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:41,051
That's cool.

391
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,821
Also she made my ball sack
a Twitter account.

392
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,023
Whoo-hoo!

393
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:49,126
- I hate when she dips like that.
- Leo, you're afraid of heights,

394
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,628
not of other people being up high.

395
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,866
Hey, did I tell you? Colette's
husband is a friend of Garnet's

396
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,901
whose gallery is showing Jill's paintings.

397
00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,904
- The ones she won't show you?
- Yeah. And I don't get it, you know?

398
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,841
She always shows me her work first, not-not
that Garnet's a bad guy, you know, if you're

399
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:05,843
into rich guys with chiseled
good looks who work out.

400
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,945
"Hi, I'm Neil's ball sack."

401
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,780
Oh!

402
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,482
That's just wrong, man.

403
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,784
I don't want your balls on my phone.

404
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,587
If they say wise or
hilarious things you do.

405
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:18,956
"It's dark in here
and Neil's jeans stink."

406
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,862
<i>He's harmless.</i>

407
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,196
Just annoying.

408
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,599
I've dealt with
my share of nuts on the tour.

409
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,101
I just told Kingsley not to
sell him any more tickets.

410
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:34,304
Good. I had Cooper
look into him.

411
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,940
He's a failed writer.

412
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,310
He rents a house from
a company I do legal for.

413
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:44,314
To retaliate would be like,
um, punching a puppy.

414
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:51,321
You, Danny Hart, have
a good one. You know that?

415
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:56,026
You ever think of doing
anything other than the tour?

416
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,800
- What?
- Like you said, you-you know,

417
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,701
you're exposed, to anyone.

418
00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:09,239
You know, now that we're settled you can do
anything you want, even go back to school.

419
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,910
But I love what I do.
I hated school.

420
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,546
I just want you to know
you have options, that's all.

421
00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:18,749
Well, so do you.
You don't have to be a lawyer.

422
00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:21,318
Point taken.

423
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,921
Why'd you hate school?

424
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,989
Schools.

425
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,792
I'd always just get settled
and then we'd move.

426
00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:32,596
My entire childhood
was like being on the...

427
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,598
outside of an inside joke.

428
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,935
Well, if you would have come to my school,

429
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:40,804
I would have invited you
to the cool kids' table.

430
00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:48,145
What?

431
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:51,148
I love that you brought these here.

432
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:54,785
But I've been drinking from
these stupid mismatched cups

433
00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:56,954
my entire life.

434
00:30:56,956 --> 00:31:01,024
And you have no idea
the thrill these give me.

435
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:39,189
She's moving from an
Airstream in the woods!

436
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:43,493
One more reason she's way too
interesting to be with that...

437
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:46,663
Lawyer-Olympian-
camp for kids founder?

438
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:49,733
- What are you doing?
- Pretending to deliver the Honker while I spy on my wife.

439
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:53,337
Look at him. Giving her thoughts
on her work, sharing a laugh.

440
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:56,340
I give her feedback.
Feedback is<i> our</i> thing.

441
00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:59,176
- I'm sure she has her reasons.
- Oh, yeah, I'm sure she does.

442
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:03,280
Look at me. I wanted to publish
books. Niche work with integrity.

443
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:06,750
Instead, I publish something more
people urinate on than read.

444
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:10,020
Shit!
They saw us. great!

445
00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:13,857
Move your bike. Look, try not to act like the
dick who crashed his best friend's wedding.

446
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:16,827
- Hi! Hey, babe!
- Hey, hon.

447
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:20,664
- Hey, here are your Honkers, man.
- Hi. Okay. Okay. Leo.

448
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:24,801
- Jill.
- You look different. Not on your back, whimpering.

449
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,471
Oh, half-of-the-Troys,
can we start over?

450
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,606
That is a gorgeous scarf.

451
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:33,577
I've been looking everywhere
for a white silk scarf.

452
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:36,246
- Leo, shut up.
- Great work.

453
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:39,416
- We'll talk soon.
- Great.

454
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:42,919
- Thanks for that, Leo, you child.
- Child? Really?

455
00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,455
Recent tweets from your husband's balls.

456
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:48,258
"I itch.

457
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,961
"Neil won't stop touching me.

458
00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:54,164
"Anyone have a good recipe for salmon?

459
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,233
I...

460
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:04,107
What's that?

461
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:06,309
My new theme.

462
00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:09,679
It's what I'm in with Colette.

463
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:12,816
The key: seemingly
chance encounters

464
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:15,986
where she sees how right
we are for each other.

465
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:18,622
When I met Poojah, she was betrothed

466
00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:21,024
to a bricklayer's
son-cum-internet millionaire.

467
00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:24,494
- So what did you do?
- Challenged him to a duel.

468
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:27,697
Jesus. You duelled him?

469
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:31,201
No. I just love how you believe
any crazy shit I say about India.

470
00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:36,239
No, what you need to do is
show her something you can do.

471
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:40,243
Something great, that, no one else can.

472
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,779
- What would that be?
- Heads up.

473
00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:53,824
We've got some new ideas for the tour.

474
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:56,793
That woman wrote in again
about her racy doll collection

475
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,296
and another guy sent in
a picture of his penis...

476
00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:02,966
- with times it'll be available for viewing.
- That was nice of him.

477
00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:05,735
But this one's actually interesting.

478
00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:13,310
<i>"To whom it may concern:</i>

479
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:16,580
<i>"I am writing to inform you of a</i>
<i>unique and wonderful colleague</i>

480
00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:20,650
<i>of mine who would make a</i>
<i>great attraction on your tour."</i>

481
00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:27,390
For sure.
It's the Mary Jane.

482
00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:39,803
I'm coming. I'm coming!

483
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:45,108
- Know where I can get some schlook?
- Maybe a White-Haired Lady?

484
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,648
<i>"The Slang That Kills."</i> Lookit.

485
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,117
The pot is for my cat's arthritis.

486
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:57,287
You're still a part of an underground
economy where badass mofos...

487
00:35:57,289 --> 00:36:00,423
- It's slang for dealers.
- Threaten.

488
00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:03,226
Even kill.

489
00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:09,966
Mandeep, your kids
were at my house this morning

490
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,468
harassing me about drugs.

491
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,503
- Is that weird?
- No, no.

492
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:17,507
They're doing a unit on drugs
in school. They're very into it.

493
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,509
How ya doin', Jess?

494
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:23,446
- Living the dream, man.
- Leo!

495
00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:26,783
- Living the dream.
- She's here.

496
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:36,860
The view from here
is good. Look.

497
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:40,597
Today's theme is 'orbit'.

498
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:57,013
- What the hell?
- Coming through.

499
00:36:57,015 --> 00:37:00,517
Watch out, watch out. This way,
this way, right this way.

500
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,719
Colette! What are
you doing here?

501
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,354
Oh, I don't know.

502
00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:06,856
I got this anonymous tip
about a dishwasher

503
00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:09,359
"with amazing motor skills
and themes."

504
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:13,230
- Themes! It's not standard in a dishwasher.
- Unheard of.

505
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:15,065
Aren't you curious?

506
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,467
Purely from a business point of view.

507
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,971
A demonstration.

508
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:25,709
If two objects, or people...

509
00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:27,877
have a similar mass...

510
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,347
metaphorically speaking, humor,

511
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,749
originality,
true-of-heartness...

512
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,818
put them in orbit...

513
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:39,356
and...

514
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:41,591
they'll spin,

515
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,095
collide, fall...

516
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,068
together.

517
00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,237
Useless to resist.

518
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,674
He screams "tourist attraction" to me.

519
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:05,515
I got this.

520
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,987
You were charmed.

521
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:14,190
For a second.

522
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:18,261
- I saw it.
- Is there anywhere you won't make a scene?

523
00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:21,498
If it's important, who cares
what a bunch of strangers think?

524
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,500
This stems from what?

525
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,669
A snap judgment based on
physical attraction

526
00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:27,671
to a married woman you don't know?

527
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:29,172
But then I researched you.

528
00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:32,509
I followed you, I spied on you,
I came to your work...

529
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:37,347
And that snap judgment totally stands!

530
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,893
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

531
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,896
There's a section about
how he played bass guitar,

532
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:55,098
but refused to actually learn how.

533
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,300
And we...

534
00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:59,069
can listen to a clip.

535
00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:03,406
Ooh! Oh!

536
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,608
Wow!

537
00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:08,745
- Oh, my God! That would drive me insane.
- Yeah.

538
00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:12,716
Wait. "Horny In Inappropriate
Places." That looks funny.

539
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:15,185
"Places that make my husband horny:

540
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:18,922
- My nephew's baptism."
- Of course.

541
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,692
"The dealership where
we refinanced our Toyota.

542
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,595
- My aunt's funeral."
- Ew. Sick.

543
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:29,332
- Yeah, that's totally sick.
- That's seriously messed up.

544
00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:31,735
Keep going.

545
00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:35,305
"His childish refusal to keep his
mouth shut and not make a scene."

546
00:39:35,307 --> 00:39:38,208
Wow. Knopf wanted
to publish his book.

547
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:42,278
- Really?
- "And not only did my husband refuse to make the changes

548
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,349
"to his book the largest publisher in
America wanted after a generous advance,

549
00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:50,086
"he flew to New York, gave
the president of the division

550
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:52,088
"the finger and stormed out.

551
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:55,692
"He published the book locally.
Refused to make a single change.

552
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:58,128
And it died."

553
00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:01,030
Well, I feel for the guy.
Not everyone can be Hemingway.

554
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,700
He wasted his life
refusing to accept that.

555
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:07,771
I'll get more wine.

556
00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:14,144
Showing Colette the blog backfired.

557
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:18,715
- What do you mean?
- It did. Trust me.

558
00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:26,322
That's twice now, you little shit!

559
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,726
Sorry, Mr. Scott!

560
00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:32,896
- Totally an accident!
- You owe me 50 bucks, bro.

561
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:35,698
You're a fine role model, Coop.

562
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,300
And golf club manager.

563
00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:40,970
My management style's unorthodox.

564
00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,040
What's my dad gonna do?

565
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,875
Fire you again?

566
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:50,547
Anyhow, as I've been saying all along:

567
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:53,583
what Leo Palamino needs
is a shit-kicking.

568
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:59,389
No, Coop.

569
00:40:59,391 --> 00:41:02,192
I will not concede the moral
high ground to this asshole.

570
00:41:02,194 --> 00:41:05,195
We are adults and adults
do not shit-kick.

571
00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:14,971
That's exactly it.

572
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:21,244
<i>There it was.</i>

573
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:24,447
<i>In the very window</i>
<i>where I'd fantasized, for years,</i>

574
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,883
<i>about having my book.</i>

575
00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,452
<i>One final symbolic kick in the nuts.</i>

576
00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:31,521
<i>Not that I let it bother me.</i>

577
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:50,273
That hurt, you little peckers!

578
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:52,275
You just got popped, old man.

579
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:54,811
And to teach you a lesson
not to chase another man's wife,

580
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,813
we're gonna stomp you, too.

581
00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,315
Okay.

582
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:02,318
Okay. 'Cause I don't fight kids.

583
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,320
Especially nice kids.

584
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:06,923
Who are gonna grow up
to do amazing things.

585
00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,458
Is that sarcasm?

586
00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:10,460
Yeah.

587
00:42:10,462 --> 00:42:12,896
The way you're blindly following
this dip-shit,

588
00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:15,298
I see remedial classes and meth mouth.

589
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,601
Aah!

590
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,620
Snow...

591
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:40,891
Hey...

592
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:48,031
What are you doing?

593
00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:50,366
What are you doing here?

594
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:53,703
I miss you so much.

595
00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:57,340
That is my cat! Get your
vagrant hands off her!

596
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,178
Hey!

597
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:06,115
I raised that cat.
That's my and Julie's cat!

598
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,117
My God, it is you.

599
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,253
Pfft! You look rough.

600
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:15,291
Julie gave Snow to me
before she moved to Malibu.

601
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:26,069
Alright, thisthis has to stop!

602
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:30,006
'Cause you just got. You just got
whooped by an army of children.

603
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:32,342
You are so wrong.

604
00:43:32,344 --> 00:43:35,445
When I fought for Poojah, it got messy,

605
00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:37,447
but it was all worth it.

606
00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:38,948
Even...

607
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,717
after she died.

608
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,587
Hey, don't look like that!

609
00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:48,224
It makes me happy to talk about
her. She's still with me.

610
00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:51,260
In Ravi and Pia.

611
00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:55,765
Having her was worth losing her.

612
00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:59,502
Sometimes you just know.

613
00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:01,838
I love you, Mandeep!

614
00:44:06,343 --> 00:44:10,279
I can't believe Julie broke your guitar.

615
00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:12,782
She didn't.
It got stolen.

616
00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,784
- Nah!
- No.

617
00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:18,788
It's on the blog. She broke it then put
it in a dumpster behind Jamba Juice.

618
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:22,125
- Yeah.
- I loved that guitar!

619
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,330
She's a horrible woman.

620
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,832
But I love you guys.

621
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:33,102
Oh.

622
00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,271
- What?
- What? What's up?

623
00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,273
- Tell him!
- No!

624
00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:40,109
- Tell him!
- Okay! Alright, okay. There's a section on the blog

625
00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,945
where Julie talks about all the dumb
stuff you did when you were drunk.

626
00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:46,582
- Like on your honeymoon in Paris, when you pooped yourself.
- I had heat stroke!

627
00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:49,585
Bit it was mostly just how you get
emotional all the time and say I love you.

628
00:44:49,587 --> 00:44:51,087
Usually to Neil and I.

629
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,756
So someone started a drinking game.

630
00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:56,259
- How's it work?
- It's very simple. They go into a pub.

631
00:44:56,261 --> 00:45:00,630
If you're in the pub, you're drinking and
you say "I love you," then they drink.

632
00:45:03,635 --> 00:45:05,234
No, no, no, no, no.

633
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:08,337
- Leo, no. Come on.
- No, no, no, no, no!

634
00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:11,040
No, no, no, no, no! No.

635
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:14,944
You're assholes!
You know that?

636
00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:20,717
But I love you.

637
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,629
<i>It's Julie. Leave a message</i>

638
00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:10,133
I saw Snow.

639
00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:16,239
I let you take her in case
you got lonely out there.

640
00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:19,742
You know, I mistakenly
thought you had some,

641
00:46:19,744 --> 00:46:23,246
God!...tiny bit of heart left.

642
00:46:23,248 --> 00:46:25,915
And they were a couple!

643
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:30,720
And you, you punished
them for our mistakes.

644
00:46:32,489 --> 00:46:34,557
And you...

645
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,695
Just a nasty person.

646
00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:03,219
Sean Cooper's telling everyone
he and his friends beat up Leo.

647
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,591
Maybe someone needs to convince
them he's a badass mofo.

648
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,835
Do you smell curry?

649
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:20,970
You beat up Leo Palamino.

650
00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:23,840
- You should know who he is.
- Yeah?

651
00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:26,776
- Who is he?
- Our dealer.

652
00:47:26,778 --> 00:47:30,446
You name it. Baby Bhang.
Lumber. Bambalacha.

653
00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:33,783
We blow a stick of moocah
with him all the time.

654
00:47:33,785 --> 00:47:38,020
He has a greenhouse in his
house where he grows it.

655
00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:40,356
You don't mess with someone
who's been booting

656
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,859
the gong, they can overreact.

657
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:46,162
- He didn't react at all last night.
- Spring the giggle,

658
00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:49,832
- your reflexes get slow.
- But he'll hit you back. Trust me.

659
00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:55,838
I'm gonna blow the roof off a Colorado
cocktail before social studies.

660
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,842
Spark it up, but don't Bogart it.

661
00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:09,151
What was that?

662
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,095
Kingsley!

663
00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:21,731
I told you not to sell him
any more tickets, Kingsley!

664
00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:25,201
You're my front line of defense
against this idiot!

665
00:48:25,203 --> 00:48:27,436
I know. But he got beat up.

666
00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:33,376
Also, I slept with him last year.

667
00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:38,114
So I might be a sort of compromised
front line of defense.

668
00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:42,385
- Great at oral. - Didn't ask.
- But you wanted to.

669
00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:46,122
And I'm not talking about a little booty
kiss to say "I'm a giver, let's ball."

670
00:48:52,529 --> 00:48:55,331
Thanks for calling me, Cooper.

671
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,400
I thought you'd want to see him.

672
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,676
Whoo!

673
00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:08,878
You look rough, pal.

674
00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:14,817
I've never seen anything like it.

675
00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:22,491
- Is he a polar bear?
- No. A ghost bear.

676
00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,593
A black bear with a rare recessive gene.

677
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,496
They survived only because
the Kitasoo Indians

678
00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,899
in the Great Bear Rainforest.
The only place in the world

679
00:49:29,901 --> 00:49:32,401
they live. Think they're magic.

680
00:49:34,271 --> 00:49:36,639
So they protect them.

681
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,976
He's a long way from home.

682
00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:44,981
That bear... is proof
of the impossible.

683
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,255
- A moment?
- That's right.

684
00:49:53,257 --> 00:49:57,326
Couched in wildlife trivia
and a rare animal sighting.

685
00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:01,430
You know, I've pitied him long enough.

686
00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:04,467
Finally. Let's have some fun!

687
00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:06,335
What does he have we can take?

688
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,471
Therein lies the problem.

689
00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:11,574
Didn't you say you represent the
management company who owns his house?

690
00:50:11,576 --> 00:50:14,910
Yeah, but to evict, you gotta give him
60 days unless he's broken the lease.

691
00:50:14,912 --> 00:50:18,347
- Hey!- Hey, Sean.
- Hey, what's up, bro?

692
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:21,183
You didn't tell me
he's a drug dealer, dick!

693
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,152
What?

694
00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:25,621
These dorks at school told me.

695
00:50:25,623 --> 00:50:28,457
He even has a greenhouse.

696
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:32,228
You don't say.

697
00:50:34,898 --> 00:50:38,434
Officer. Prettier
of the Troys.

698
00:50:38,436 --> 00:50:40,669
Fuck you, dishwasher.

699
00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:44,673
Mr. Palamino, do you have
marijuana on the premises?

700
00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:47,643
One plant.
For my cat's arthritis.

701
00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:51,280
- Is this a joke to you?
- No it helps him a lot.

702
00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:55,017
- Right, Balls?
- Your cat's name is Balls?

703
00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:57,853
With arthritis, shouldn't
that be Swollen Balls?

704
00:50:57,855 --> 00:51:00,756
Yeah, joint pain...
hilarious.

705
00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:06,962
I don't know what this is, but
I don't want to be a part of it.

706
00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:08,964
Just lose the plant.

707
00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:11,400
I probably won't.
Just being honest.

708
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:14,236
And I probably won't give a shit.

709
00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:19,508
- You sure got me.
- Yeah. Actually, I did.

710
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:23,579
You admitted to an officer of the
law to drugs on the premises.

711
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:27,049
That's a violation of your lease.

712
00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:30,486
Which gives you 24 hours
to vacate, asshole.

713
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:33,089
Have a great day.

714
00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:40,729
You sure there's enough room?

715
00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:43,499
Room? There's lots of room!
Pia wants you to have her bed.

716
00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:46,001
Stay as long as you like.

717
00:51:46,003 --> 00:51:48,003
Okay.

718
00:51:48,005 --> 00:51:50,439
Pfft!

719
00:52:01,051 --> 00:52:04,053
Hey, man.

720
00:52:04,055 --> 00:52:07,823
This is just going to be
for a couple nights. Okay?

721
00:52:10,727 --> 00:52:13,596
At least you don't have to worry
about getting beat up anymore.

722
00:52:13,598 --> 00:52:17,800
- Why's that?
- Because we told them you were a drug dealer.

723
00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:23,806
Thanks, Ravi.

724
00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:52,635
During Prohibition,

725
00:52:52,637 --> 00:52:55,538
that river bank was the drop-off
for black market whiskey.

726
00:52:57,741 --> 00:52:59,975
Excuse me. Excuse me.

727
00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:02,578
Why'd you steal the newspaper?

728
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,951
I took pity on you and let you
come on the tour. Don't wear it out.

729
00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,854
- Your little 'fuck you' to the man?
- I forgot to pay.

730
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:12,922
Like you do every day?

731
00:53:16,426 --> 00:53:18,427
Change of plans, folks.

732
00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:21,430
Behind me you'll see a set of stairs.

733
00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:25,434
There's a view up there
that is well worth the climb.

734
00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:37,479
- What about him?
- He's afraid of heights.

735
00:53:37,481 --> 00:53:39,782
Pathetic, isn't it?

736
00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:44,386
There's a hilarious chapter
about it in a book I'm reading.

737
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,026
<i>"In my early twenties,</i>

738
00:53:51,028 --> 00:53:54,697
<i>"I thought Leo's blanket distrust
of anyone with authority</i>

739
00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:56,899
<i>"was the mark of an original mind.</i>

740
00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:59,068
<i>"Okay, I thought his strongly held views,</i>

741
00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:01,403
<i>"always firmly on the side</i>
<i>of the underdog,</i>

742
00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:04,073
<i>"were the expression</i>
<i>of something pure and true.</i>

743
00:54:04,075 --> 00:54:06,542
<i>"Then I came to see that,</i>
<i>more often than not,</i>

744
00:54:06,544 --> 00:54:07,977
<i>"Leo's muddled politics...</i>

745
00:54:07,979 --> 00:54:12,648
"...were expressed in drunken
rants "about sport hunters,

746
00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:14,850
"the Christian Right and wars

747
00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:17,553
he knew little
to nothing about."

748
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:21,557
Hey, how 'bout we take a break
from the out-loud reading?

749
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:24,893
Did you really make her have
sex at her aunt's funeral?

750
00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:27,029
I did not make her.

751
00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:30,266
Why you. She didn't even
like that aunt.

752
00:54:34,904 --> 00:54:37,406
You guys don't understand what it's like

753
00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:39,908
to read a person's thoughts...

754
00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:43,746
so well-organized in chapters
with witty asides -

755
00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:46,582
as she falls out of love with you.

756
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:48,851
You know the worst part?

757
00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:50,686
Colette.

758
00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:54,123
She read it all, too.

759
00:54:58,428 --> 00:55:00,162
Oh!

760
00:55:07,537 --> 00:55:10,072
His wife has written the book...

761
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:13,409
Your hushed tone?

762
00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:15,844
I'd bring it down a few decibels.

763
00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:18,280
And, yes, I'm him.

764
00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:20,783
Yes, I make snap judgments.

765
00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:23,786
Yes, I walked from a publishing deal.

766
00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:28,590
Yes, one very humid day
after way too much sangria,

767
00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:30,726
I shit myself in Paris!

768
00:55:38,935 --> 00:55:40,502
What?

769
00:55:57,854 --> 00:55:59,988
Hey, man.

770
00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:02,091
Heads up!

771
00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:22,544
What are you doing?

772
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:27,316
Same as you: staring at
my daughter's huge house.

773
00:56:27,318 --> 00:56:29,385
She won't return my calls.

774
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:34,390
Hey, you know, somewhere
in my back seat I think I have

775
00:56:34,392 --> 00:56:36,291
a $300 bottle of scotch.

776
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:40,229
I told Colette I thought what you did

777
00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:42,564
at the wedding was romantic.

778
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:44,867
And that's why she's not talking to me.

779
00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:48,871
I'm afraid I've made her fear
the romantic, unlikely dreamers.

780
00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:51,440
With your crazy grand gestures.

781
00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:55,878
A terrible thing in life
to avoid completely.

782
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,947
- I'm glad you weighed in.
- No, I shouldn't have.

783
00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:01,884
Yeah.

784
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:06,555
What you did was obnoxious,
selfish, superficial as hell.

785
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,624
But it took balls.

786
00:57:10,026 --> 00:57:12,594
And I was high at a very dull party.

787
00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:15,264
What do you have against Danny?

788
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:18,100
It's not what
I have against him. No.

789
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,436
My point was: wait.

790
00:57:20,438 --> 00:57:23,772
You don't know a person's character
until the chips are down.

791
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,108
And I'm pretty sure

792
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:29,178
the chips have never
really been down for Danny.

793
00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:34,783
And what the hell kind of a name
for a camp is 'Awesome Times'?

794
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:37,686
- Awesome Times.
- A little on point, perhaps?

795
00:57:41,925 --> 00:57:44,593
Well, if I were 20 years younger,

796
00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:47,696
and not in a committed
polyamorous relationship

797
00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:51,767
with some people in Anchorage,
I'd fuck ya.

798
00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:57,406
That is the nicest thing the
mother of anyone I've loved

799
00:57:57,408 --> 00:57:59,141
has ever said.

800
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:06,415
And you're really giving up on my daughter?

801
00:58:06,417 --> 00:58:08,951
Just because she read
a bestseller your ex wrote?

802
00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:14,389
You would understand if someone wrote one

803
00:58:14,391 --> 00:58:17,025
about everything wrong with you.

804
00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:20,829
And it was funny.
And well-observed.

805
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:24,166
My ex-husband, the
asshole who broke my heart...

806
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:26,668
no, eviscerated my heart...

807
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,504
when he was in the field

808
00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:31,340
reporting on some African dictator,

809
00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:35,277
he would focus on proving just one
of the dictator's claims wrong.

810
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:38,280
Because if you can disprove

811
00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,782
one thing a person in power says,

812
00:58:40,784 --> 00:58:44,119
people will question
everything else they say.

813
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:48,023
Just a thought.

814
00:58:54,931 --> 00:58:58,400
I'm gonna do that.

815
00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:03,605
You have a crippling fear of heights.
You can't even watch my wife do it.

816
00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:06,275
That's the point, my little
friend. Transcend that.

817
00:59:06,277 --> 00:59:09,278
I will blow Julie's book, blog...

818
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,114
It's a multiplatform
phenomenon, is what it is.

819
00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:14,449
Oh, I'm sorry.

820
00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:16,785
That's a publishing term.
I will prove it wrong.

821
00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:19,621
For Colette. And for me.

822
00:59:19,623 --> 00:59:23,358
I just have to condition
myself to altitude.

823
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:28,230
Aha! Ha!

824
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,433
Oh...

825
00:59:35,371 --> 00:59:38,140
I think this is totally gonna work.

826
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:06,368
<i>The idea behind hang gliding is simple.</i>

827
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:08,837
<i>A shift of the centre of gravity</i>
<i>to one side, that wing drops</i>

828
01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:10,739
<i>and a turn that way.</i>

829
01:00:10,741 --> 01:00:14,509
<i>For the landing, push out. That</i>
<i>stalls the kite and you're down.</i>

830
01:00:16,547 --> 01:00:19,114
♪ ♪ ...racing through
my veins ♪

831
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,450
♪ Like daisy sunshine ♪

832
01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:25,020
♪ I hear you calling ♪

833
01:00:25,022 --> 01:00:28,523
♪ Back where I belong ♪

834
01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,827
♪ This right kind of wrong ♪

835
01:00:31,829 --> 01:00:35,097
♪ 'Cause I've been sleep ♪

836
01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:38,100
♪ Sleepwalking ♪

837
01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:41,403
♪ Through my mistakes ♪

838
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:44,740
♪ And now I'm falling ♪

839
01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:47,409
♪ I've been sleep ♪

840
01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:50,879
♪ Sleepwalking ♪

841
01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:54,049
♪ And then you came ♪

842
01:00:54,051 --> 01:00:58,120
♪ Without a warning... ♪ ♪

843
01:00:59,555 --> 01:01:01,923
You're just gonna do a quick run.

844
01:01:01,925 --> 01:01:03,892
I have to be at the gallery by four.

845
01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:06,061
Garnet's sneaking out of a
fundraiser for Danny Hart's camp

846
01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:08,163
to look at a painting I'm stalled on.

847
01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:10,766
Well! Isn't that
nice of him.

848
01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:14,269
The fundraiser's a big deal, so it is nice of him.
Let's go! I gotta go.

849
01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:16,271
- Let's do this!
- Okay.

850
01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:19,074
- Are you good? Are you good?
- Yeah, we're good. - Easy.

851
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:21,943
Are we gonna run now?

852
01:01:30,086 --> 01:01:33,055
- Hey, how are ya?
- Fine.

853
01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:39,461
- Heads up.
- Whoa!

854
01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:45,100
Paint, draw, glue stuff, I don't care.

855
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,569
This is not a class.

856
01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:49,638
What are you painting?

857
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,608
I call it <i>Knight Fight.</i>

858
01:01:53,610 --> 01:01:56,344
You must have been a real dork in school?

859
01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:58,146
You have no idea.

860
01:01:59,582 --> 01:02:01,083
Kids...

861
01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:04,486
My manipulative mother,
who thinks I won't be able to

862
01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:07,422
ignore her in front
of you... who is wrong.

863
01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:10,225
You're disturbing them.

864
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,227
And on their special day.

865
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:14,796
Now that's manipulative.

866
01:02:14,798 --> 01:02:16,398
That's how you do it.

867
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,501
Okay. Let's,
let's make stuff, guys.

868
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:25,040
I was... I was out of line
at your wedding and I'm sorry.

869
01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:27,709
I'm sorry.

870
01:02:27,711 --> 01:02:29,878
And I miss you.

871
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,215
And I gave birth to you, so you owe me.

872
01:02:36,152 --> 01:02:39,421
You drive all night?

873
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:41,356
Yeah.

874
01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:46,728
Okay. Let's
put it behind us.

875
01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:49,698
Yeah.

876
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:53,368
Oh! Let's have
an awesome time!

877
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:56,037
Was that facetious?

878
01:02:56,039 --> 01:02:59,708
Of course not. Pff!

879
01:03:01,144 --> 01:03:03,478
You know, you can back out, dude.

880
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,481
- We'll never judge you for it.
- No.

881
01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:09,484
I have to do this.

882
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,123
- Where's this fundraiser?
- Oh, it's at the Hart Ranch. - Good to go.

883
01:03:19,562 --> 01:03:22,364
No. Don't you even
think it. Leo!

884
01:03:22,366 --> 01:03:23,932
Leo! No, Leo! No!

885
01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:26,401
No, no, no, no. No!
Don't, Leo! Stop!

886
01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:29,437
No, no! No, no, no!

887
01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:35,103
Can I borrow these?

888
01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:43,778
Holy shit! Danny?

889
01:04:43,780 --> 01:04:46,014
It's the dishwasher!

890
01:04:47,450 --> 01:04:49,985
Holy shit!

891
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:52,187
Jesus Christ!

892
01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:56,858
Isn't he afraid of heights?

893
01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:16,745
Oh!

894
01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:34,996
Oh!

895
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:40,035
Oh...

896
01:05:58,889 --> 01:06:01,489
Oh, my God.

897
01:06:06,062 --> 01:06:07,629
Hey.

898
01:06:22,078 --> 01:06:24,980
The only good thing about
this place is the Jell-O.

899
01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:26,815
And the Percodan.

900
01:06:26,817 --> 01:06:28,750
I'll get you some more.

901
01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:31,786
- Percodan?
- Jell-O.

902
01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:34,522
You want a bite?

903
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,591
I'm good.

904
01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:48,503
Sorry I broke the Troys.

905
01:06:57,447 --> 01:06:59,347
Jesus.

906
01:07:00,783 --> 01:07:02,517
Look at you.

907
01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:07,922
Why the hell did you do it?

908
01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:12,627
To show you that one thing
Julie said isn't true:

909
01:07:12,629 --> 01:07:16,031
that I could get over my fear of heights.

910
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:20,535
A fear which is very much back, by the way.

911
01:07:22,905 --> 01:07:26,141
You know, I...

912
01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:33,081
I hate that you read
all those things she wrote.

913
01:07:41,857 --> 01:07:45,060
Some things she calls wrong
don't seem wrong to me.

914
01:07:45,062 --> 01:07:47,996
I don't think you were wrong
to walk from a publishing deal

915
01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:51,066
because you didn't
agree with their changes.

916
01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:54,803
God, I wish I could be
that sure of myself.

917
01:07:54,805 --> 01:07:57,639
Why do you steal newspapers?

918
01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,577
Your ex would say that it's a...

919
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:05,547
a product of futile
antiestablishment urges.

920
01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:07,816
Me, flailing at corporate America.

921
01:08:07,818 --> 01:08:10,218
But their coffee is so expensive.

922
01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:13,788
And the way they double-cup?
It's so wasteful.

923
01:08:15,224 --> 01:08:17,892
So every day I steal a dollar.

924
01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:23,465
My little 'fuck you' to the man.

925
01:08:29,438 --> 01:08:32,841
But this isn't gonna end
how you want it to.

926
01:08:45,221 --> 01:08:47,288
Goodbye, Leo.

927
01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:02,537
<i>Writing, and the pursuit of a woman,</i>

928
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,939
<i>like any impossible dream,</i>

929
01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:07,041
<i>are not about immediate results.</i>

930
01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:08,943
<i>They're about telling the truth,</i>

931
01:09:08,945 --> 01:09:12,113
<i>no matter how absurd or embarrassing,</i>

932
01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:16,117
<i>or what injuries you sustain.</i>

933
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,853
<i>And hoping like hell she'll hear you.</i>

934
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,925
He'she's awful.

935
01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:27,295
Does he do that thing where
he just talks and talks...

936
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:29,998
Hey, Debrugan!

937
01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:40,775
Sometimes a prick is a prick
and it needs to be said.

938
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:43,711
At a brunch? In front of
an entire restaurant?

939
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:46,247
Not everything is an
opportunity to take a stand.

940
01:09:46,249 --> 01:09:48,383
What is one? For you?

941
01:09:48,385 --> 01:09:52,220
I mean, between all the back slapping
and the 'hey man', who'd have the time?

942
01:09:52,222 --> 01:09:56,191
Sorry I don't occupy the
special place of moral purity

943
01:09:56,193 --> 01:10:00,195
from which to cast my pious judgments.
Better known as a dish pit.

944
01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:04,766
Whatwhat the hell
does this have to do with him?

945
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:08,870
Because it's what you're thinking.

946
01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:27,689
We need to talk.

947
01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:46,274
Your pal in there, Mandeep,

948
01:10:46,276 --> 01:10:48,776
my firm did the paperwork for this place

949
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:51,112
when they wanted a guest worker
visa to bring in a cook.

950
01:10:51,114 --> 01:10:54,849
Okay. What I've done has
nothing to do with him.

951
01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:56,351
It's so sad.

952
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:58,353
These poor bastards.

953
01:10:58,355 --> 01:11:01,356
They get told by these
recruiting agencies to come,

954
01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:03,858
work an entry-level job
and get a work permit.

955
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,360
But it's all bullshit.

956
01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:08,263
And you can be damn sure
they're not gonna get one

957
01:11:08,265 --> 01:11:10,865
if they're too scared
to contact immigration

958
01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:12,867
when those visas ran out.

959
01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:14,936
Two years ago.

960
01:11:17,539 --> 01:11:21,542
If you ever say another
single word to my wife,

961
01:11:21,544 --> 01:11:24,212
your friend and his kids are
going back to whatever shithole

962
01:11:24,214 --> 01:11:26,381
in Bangalore they came from.

963
01:11:26,383 --> 01:11:28,116
<i>Comprende,</i> dishwasher?

964
01:12:00,015 --> 01:12:01,883
You okay?

965
01:12:03,285 --> 01:12:07,088
Y...yeah. Fine.

966
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,659
What do you think, buddy?

967
01:12:44,661 --> 01:12:48,062
What else can life take from us?

968
01:12:55,337 --> 01:12:57,071
Oh...

969
01:13:21,964 --> 01:13:23,965
What are you doing here?

970
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:27,235
I have a few days off the book tour.

971
01:13:27,237 --> 01:13:29,771
I thought I'd bring Snow home.

972
01:13:31,206 --> 01:13:32,974
Snow?

973
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:37,044
You're right about the cats, Leo.

974
01:13:39,481 --> 01:13:42,517
They should be together.

975
01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:51,259
Always had shitty timing, Jules.

976
01:13:59,402 --> 01:14:01,803
I wonder if I hadn't separated them

977
01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:03,805
if the bear would have got him?

978
01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:05,506
Probably not.

979
01:14:05,508 --> 01:14:07,875
Snow's a scrapper.

980
01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:11,446
Aren't you, old girl?

981
01:14:11,448 --> 01:14:13,514
Yeah.

982
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,452
I read your book.

983
01:14:17,454 --> 01:14:21,656
- Really?
- I can't believe you broke my guitar.

984
01:14:21,658 --> 01:14:23,991
I can't believe you
couldn't learn one song.

985
01:14:33,936 --> 01:14:36,771
Sure, they're hanging her paintings.

986
01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,940
And you know what they're also doing?

987
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:42,176
They're laughing at inside jokes
and developing a shorthand.

988
01:14:43,612 --> 01:14:45,112
Screw it.

989
01:14:45,114 --> 01:14:46,614
I'm going in!

990
01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:50,451
Neil, you have
nothing to worry about. Neil!

991
01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:54,589
Neil, Neil, Neil! Nothing good will
come from you going in there. Trust me!

992
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:57,959
- Said by a man who listens to no one.
- You're right.

993
01:14:59,361 --> 01:15:01,696
Said by a man who should start.

994
01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:05,466
You were right.

995
01:15:06,902 --> 01:15:08,903
I should have trusted you.

996
01:15:08,905 --> 01:15:10,872
About my book.

997
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:13,841
You're a good editor.
I wore you down.

998
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:15,843
I let you down.

999
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:19,180
I dug in my heels instead of
listening to your suggestions.

1000
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:22,617
Which were good.

1001
01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:26,020
- Alright, well, you couldn't see it at the time. That's okay.
- But you did.

1002
01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:29,156
You had faith in me, man.

1003
01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:31,792
I should have had faith in you back.

1004
01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:35,429
To listen. And Julie was right...
it's my worst flaw.

1005
01:15:35,431 --> 01:15:38,666
Which I will work on.

1006
01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:41,602
If you have faith in me on this
and do not go in there.

1007
01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:49,777
- Okay.
- Okay?

1008
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:57,952
Hey!

1009
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,722
Can I talk to you for a minute?

1010
01:16:03,759 --> 01:16:06,527
How's Leo?

1011
01:16:06,529 --> 01:16:09,764
- He's fine.
- Good.

1012
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,501
Can you say hi to him for me?

1013
01:16:13,503 --> 01:16:17,405
He sleeps in our room, so yeah,
we could probably hook that up.

1014
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:19,340
Thanks, guys.

1015
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:30,117
- Hey, Colette! Wait up!
- Colette! Hold on! Wait!

1016
01:16:30,119 --> 01:16:33,487
You need to know something.

1017
01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:46,601
Hey, babe.

1018
01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:50,137
I know what you threatened Leo with.

1019
01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:55,610
I knew he'd play this for sympathy.

1020
01:16:57,879 --> 01:17:00,047
No, he honored your deal.

1021
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:02,617
He didn't tell me anything.

1022
01:17:10,158 --> 01:17:13,561
You've never been on the outside
of anything, have you?

1023
01:17:13,563 --> 01:17:15,896
Wha...?

1024
01:17:15,898 --> 01:17:17,898
When you noticed me, Danny,

1025
01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:20,968
you cast a warmth on me
I'd never felt before.

1026
01:17:22,404 --> 01:17:24,905
And those first months were perfect.

1027
01:17:26,508 --> 01:17:28,776
What do you mean, 'were'?

1028
01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:31,946
I mean I think I spent so long thinking
there was something wrong with me

1029
01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,448
because I was never on the inside

1030
01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:37,451
that I never thought
about what being there...

1031
01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:40,955
always being there...
does to a person.

1032
01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:43,090
Being where?

1033
01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:45,426
Safe. Perfectly safe.

1034
01:17:45,428 --> 01:17:47,595
Surrounded by your boys

1035
01:17:47,597 --> 01:17:50,331
and your history here and...
and your father's reputation.

1036
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:54,168
- Okay, I am the one wronged here!
- Yes. You were.

1037
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:57,138
- So I took a stand against this asshole.
- A stand?

1038
01:17:57,140 --> 01:18:01,208
Danny, taking a stand has to hurt.
Or make you look like a fool or...

1039
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:07,515
What you did was easy.

1040
01:18:07,517 --> 01:18:10,818
And that is not a stand.

1041
01:18:12,254 --> 01:18:14,255
I don't belong here...

1042
01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:16,457
and we both know it.

1043
01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:17,958
Alright.

1044
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,228
This isn't happening.
No, not about him.

1045
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:24,632
I'm not gonna run into his
arms, if that's what you mean.

1046
01:18:29,571 --> 01:18:31,639
But it is about him.

1047
01:18:33,075 --> 01:18:36,777
About all that he is that makes
what you're not so clear.

1048
01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:44,051
What... a loser?

1049
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:46,887
A guy who scrubs pots for a living?

1050
01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,724
A guy whose own wife couldn't stand him?

1051
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:56,797
We're all wrong for someone, Danny.

1052
01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:14,648
Oh, shit.

1053
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:18,419
<i>Jill had used</i>
<i>those way-too-intimate</i>

1054
01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:21,989
<i>pictures of Neil on her phone</i>
<i>for something more...</i>

1055
01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:24,225
<i>profound than foreplay.</i>

1056
01:19:25,962 --> 01:19:28,963
You are a fine piece of art.

1057
01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:40,975
You can't consult your muse.

1058
01:19:40,977 --> 01:19:42,977
They are amazing.

1059
01:19:42,979 --> 01:19:45,813
And I am an idiot.

1060
01:19:45,815 --> 01:19:48,315
You really are an idiot.

1061
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:50,718
Who inspires me every day.

1062
01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:04,932
- Leo.
- Julie.

1063
01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:08,035
This is Chad. Leo.

1064
01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:09,603
Hey, Chad.

1065
01:20:09,605 --> 01:20:13,340
Hon, can you just
give us a minute? Okay.

1066
01:20:17,045 --> 01:20:19,713
Did you ever think
we'd be standing in a room

1067
01:20:19,715 --> 01:20:23,384
full of vaguely abstracted
images of Neil's junk?

1068
01:20:27,390 --> 01:20:29,790
Is it so surprising, though?

1069
01:20:29,792 --> 01:20:34,028
There's always been something
seriously wrong with them.

1070
01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:36,030
Exactly.

1071
01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:39,466
You know, the right kind of
wrong, for each other.

1072
01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:43,637
It's kind of what we weren't.

1073
01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:50,344
You're a good writer, Jules.

1074
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:53,848
Thank you.

1075
01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:57,718
From you that means a lot.

1076
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:01,455
And I should've climbed mountains for you.

1077
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:05,192
I did a lot wrong, too.

1078
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,194
Maybe I didn't

1079
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:11,298
stress that enough in the blog.

1080
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,334
Or the book.

1081
01:21:13,336 --> 01:21:15,469
I'll try in the movie.

1082
01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:22,509
Oh, there's gonna be a movie?

1083
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,879
Yeah. Cool?

1084
01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:27,848
And speaking of,

1085
01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:30,351
I actually have an idea about
those copies of your novel, I...

1086
01:21:30,353 --> 01:21:32,286
Hey!

1087
01:21:32,288 --> 01:21:34,288
Do you know that woman?

1088
01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:39,660
What were you saying?
About my novel?

1089
01:21:39,662 --> 01:21:42,930
Hi. Julie. I'm Colette.

1090
01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:44,932
It's a great book.

1091
01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:47,468
Total load of crap, but funny.

1092
01:21:47,470 --> 01:21:50,004
Thank you.

1093
01:21:50,006 --> 01:21:54,174
I'll, um, I'll leave you two.

1094
01:21:59,781 --> 01:22:01,782
I'm sorry, Colette.

1095
01:22:01,784 --> 01:22:04,885
I, um, shouldn't have
pursued you so shamelessly.

1096
01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:06,654
I don't...

1097
01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:09,690
I don't even know you.

1098
01:22:09,692 --> 01:22:11,825
Really?

1099
01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:13,928
I have to go.

1100
01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:16,330
- So...
- I left Danny.

1101
01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:23,003
And if Mandeep gets
a call from immigration,

1102
01:22:23,005 --> 01:22:25,172
he knows I'll take half
the house in the divorce.

1103
01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,777
Danny... loves that house.

1104
01:22:33,181 --> 01:22:35,249
Do you know what got me?

1105
01:22:36,851 --> 01:22:39,853
It wasn't your willingness
to humiliate yourself

1106
01:22:39,855 --> 01:22:42,423
or all the injuries.

1107
01:22:44,659 --> 01:22:48,395
It was that after all that,
you would walk away.

1108
01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:53,434
There's something in you, some hard,

1109
01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:55,736
good little kernel of something.

1110
01:22:57,172 --> 01:22:59,039
Corn?

1111
01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:01,542
I's the only thing I know
that comes in kernels.

1112
01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:04,111
Dude, there is nothing good about corn.

1113
01:23:04,113 --> 01:23:07,114
Only the Mayans knew how to
digest that shit. But you?

1114
01:23:07,116 --> 01:23:09,950
You try telling Monsanto that
in threatening letters,

1115
01:23:09,952 --> 01:23:13,020
they will send dudes to your house.

1116
01:23:14,522 --> 01:23:18,492
- Have you been drinking?
- Since three.

1117
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:22,963
Do you want to go find an
inappropriate place to make out?

1118
01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:32,840
Where were you last night?

1119
01:23:34,275 --> 01:23:35,909
Come here!

1120
01:23:37,345 --> 01:23:40,581
Thank you. Thank you.

1121
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:43,584
- What if she's your Poojah?
- Yeah.

1122
01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:45,953
What are you talking about?

1123
01:23:45,955 --> 01:23:47,955
You made sweet love to her?

1124
01:23:47,957 --> 01:23:50,190
Well, I wouldn't say that.

1125
01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:05,005
♪ What do I ♪

1126
01:24:05,007 --> 01:24:07,941
♪ Have to do ♪

1127
01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:10,177
♪ To get you where ♪

1128
01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:12,980
♪ I want you? ♪

1129
01:24:16,484 --> 01:24:20,220
Are you sure we should be doing this?

1130
01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:22,890
You're really drunk.
Shut up.

1131
01:24:22,892 --> 01:24:24,691
- You're really drunk.
- Shut up!

1132
01:24:24,693 --> 01:24:27,361
<i>- Okay.</i>
<i>- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!</i>

1133
01:24:27,363 --> 01:24:29,463
We talked. It was nice.

1134
01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:31,465
Colette!

1135
01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:34,368
- I don't know why you're...
- No, no!

1136
01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:36,970
Thanks to you, I am gonna be 30, man!

1137
01:24:36,972 --> 01:24:39,306
- It's a great age!
- I'm gonna be divorced.

1138
01:24:39,308 --> 01:24:42,709
My God! My cups are never
gonna match again!

1139
01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:43,211
Oh!

1140
01:24:46,715 --> 01:24:50,484
God! Do you think
you should keep drinking?

1141
01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:53,921
Oh!

1142
01:25:09,370 --> 01:25:10,971
You okay?

1143
01:25:33,361 --> 01:25:37,131
They're lovely. Thanks.

1144
01:25:38,566 --> 01:25:40,601
And I'm a really bad drinker.

1145
01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:43,137
A little aggressive, maybe.

1146
01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:52,312
I've been to Paris.

1147
01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:55,516
I haven't, actually.
My mom sent it to me.

1148
01:25:56,951 --> 01:25:58,952
Oh, yeah.

1149
01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:01,321
You have been there.

1150
01:26:02,757 --> 01:26:05,025
Oh! I had heatstroke.

1151
01:26:05,027 --> 01:26:07,961
I'm not the best drinker, either.

1152
01:26:15,103 --> 01:26:17,671
For you.

1153
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:19,873
That's really sweet.

1154
01:26:21,776 --> 01:26:23,510
For you.

1155
01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:27,014
Oh, my God.

1156
01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:29,583
I'm so sorry about last night.

1157
01:26:34,822 --> 01:26:36,723
Bruises heal.

1158
01:26:41,296 --> 01:26:44,364
Leo, I left Danny because of you.

1159
01:26:47,302 --> 01:26:49,136
Not for you.

1160
01:26:49,138 --> 01:26:52,706
Isn't that kind of the same thing?

1161
01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:55,709
I went to the art gallery
because I wanted to tell you

1162
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:58,712
how noble I thought
you were when he wasn't.

1163
01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:02,149
But what happened after...

1164
01:27:02,151 --> 01:27:05,819
It's... it's...
it's been a tough time

1165
01:27:05,821 --> 01:27:09,756
and I think I just needed to
blow off a little steam.

1166
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:14,228
I'm so sorry.

1167
01:27:15,663 --> 01:27:19,233
No, it's... I get it.

1168
01:27:20,868 --> 01:27:22,936
Yeah, we've all done it.

1169
01:27:27,008 --> 01:27:29,509
But next time you try to lose yourself

1170
01:27:29,511 --> 01:27:32,679
in some trauma-inducing
sexual encounter,

1171
01:27:32,681 --> 01:27:36,416
just make sure the guy
isn't in love with you.

1172
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,992
See you around, Colette.

1173
01:27:57,239 --> 01:28:01,408
<i>That summer, three seemingly impossible,</i>

1174
01:28:01,410 --> 01:28:03,577
<i>beautiful things happened.</i>

1175
01:28:08,783 --> 01:28:10,784
<i>The first:</i>

1176
01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:14,021
<i>Balls came out of the woods,</i>
<i>healthier than ever.</i>

1177
01:28:15,657 --> 01:28:17,624
<i>...which is</i>
<i>what I want.</i>

1178
01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:20,127
<i>The second impossible</i>
<i>thing began with Julie's rounds</i>

1179
01:28:20,129 --> 01:28:23,797
<i>on the talk shows to promote</i>
Why You Suck, <i> the movie.</i>

1180
01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:26,600
<i>Leo was the most stubborn guy.</i>
<i>And a terrible guitar playe.</i>

1181
01:28:26,602 --> 01:28:31,772
<i>But the novel he wrote,</i> Sex and Sunsets...

1182
01:28:31,774 --> 01:28:35,442
<i>muddled, but intriguing.</i>

1183
01:28:35,444 --> 01:28:37,778
Sex and Sunsets?

1184
01:28:37,780 --> 01:28:39,279
<i>Interesting.</i>

1185
01:28:39,281 --> 01:28:42,282
Really? All of them?

1186
01:28:42,284 --> 01:28:45,752
Yeah. Amazon ordered way more
than we had. Julie was right.

1187
01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:47,754
Her just mentioning it made it sell.

1188
01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:49,890
We're going into a second printing!

1189
01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:01,168
<i>The third impossible thing being</i>

1190
01:29:01,170 --> 01:29:03,770
<i>the death of the Big Horn Honker.</i>

1191
01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:12,846
<i>Writing and the pursuit of a woman</i>

1192
01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:15,182
<i>are never about immediate results.</i>

1193
01:29:15,184 --> 01:29:17,684
<i>What they are about is telling the truth.</i>

1194
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:20,420
<i>And hoping like hell she'll hear you.</i>

1195
01:29:28,963 --> 01:29:31,631
<i>I'd like to think I've evolved.</i>

1196
01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,633
<i>But I'll always say:</i>

1197
01:29:33,635 --> 01:29:36,303
<i>some snap judgments are true.</i>

1198
01:29:43,678 --> 01:29:46,913
<i>Because you have to be</i>
<i>a dick to drive a Hummer.</i>

1199
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,813
Hey.

1200
01:30:23,351 --> 01:30:25,819
You're really out of breath.

1201
01:30:25,821 --> 01:30:29,122
Just getting some exercise.

1202
01:30:33,294 --> 01:30:36,129
What are you doing here?

1203
01:30:38,133 --> 01:30:41,902
There was a white bear spotted
on a trail north of town.

1204
01:30:44,505 --> 01:30:49,943
And I wondered if you wanted
to look for him with me.

1205
01:31:00,321 --> 01:31:02,756
I know a trail that should get us there

1206
01:31:02,758 --> 01:31:04,991
without too bad a climb.

1207
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,775
I know it's inappropriate...

1208
01:31:24,045 --> 01:31:26,713
but I want you, Leo Palamino.

1209
01:31:26,715 --> 01:31:29,115
Right here.

1210
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:43,597
- Come on! Stay with me.
- Nice view.

1211
01:31:51,707 --> 01:31:54,374
The beauty of nature will surprise you

1212
01:31:54,376 --> 01:31:57,043
if you look and listen.

1213
01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:59,212
- Nature's great!
- Awesome.

1214
01:32:05,386 --> 01:32:07,554
That really is awesome.

1215
01:32:18,032 --> 01:32:21,501
This way!

1216
01:32:48,496 --> 01:32:51,831
♪ ♪ Ever since I met you
I'm all about you ♪

1217
01:32:51,833 --> 01:32:55,001
♪ Never wrote a love song
until I felt you ♪

1218
01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:58,338
♪ Feelin' like the new me
fit together perfect ♪

1219
01:32:58,340 --> 01:33:02,342
♪ All the time I waited
but you were worthy ♪

1220
01:33:02,344 --> 01:33:04,511
♪ I knew that ♪

1221
01:33:04,513 --> 01:33:07,447
♪ The minute you walked in ♪

1222
01:33:07,449 --> 01:33:11,184
♪ There's no doubt ♪

1223
01:33:11,186 --> 01:33:14,854
♪ That I don't want to live without you ♪

1224
01:33:14,856 --> 01:33:17,657
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1225
01:33:17,659 --> 01:33:20,994
♪ I am with you ♪

1226
01:33:20,996 --> 01:33:24,497
♪ I love the way ♪

1227
01:33:24,499 --> 01:33:27,334
♪ You do what you do ♪

1228
01:33:27,336 --> 01:33:30,837
♪ One look at your face ♪

1229
01:33:30,839 --> 01:33:34,007
♪ And I knew right away ♪

1230
01:33:34,009 --> 01:33:37,677
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1231
01:33:37,679 --> 01:33:40,747
♪ I am with you ♪

1232
01:33:48,356 --> 01:33:51,825
♪ You don't need a party to keep dancing ♪

1233
01:33:51,827 --> 01:33:55,328
♪ Being in your arms
is like living in a mansion ♪

1234
01:33:55,330 --> 01:33:58,331
♪ So fancy I couldn't imagine ♪

1235
01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:01,835
♪ I don't wanna sleep
'cause I'm set on the action ♪

1236
01:34:01,837 --> 01:34:04,504
♪ I knew that ♪

1237
01:34:04,506 --> 01:34:07,507
♪ The minute you walked in ♪

1238
01:34:07,509 --> 01:34:10,844
♪ There's no doubt ♪

1239
01:34:10,846 --> 01:34:14,848
♪ That I don't want to live without you ♪

1240
01:34:14,850 --> 01:34:17,684
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1241
01:34:17,686 --> 01:34:21,021
♪ I am with you ♪

1242
01:34:21,023 --> 01:34:24,491
♪ I love the way ♪

1243
01:34:24,493 --> 01:34:27,327
♪ You do what you do ♪

1244
01:34:27,329 --> 01:34:30,830
♪ One look at your face ♪

1245
01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:34,000
♪ And I knew right away ♪

1246
01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:37,671
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1247
01:34:37,673 --> 01:34:40,674
♪ I am with you ♪

1248
01:35:07,935 --> 01:35:11,504
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1249
01:35:11,506 --> 01:35:13,907
♪ I am with you ♪

1250
01:35:15,342 --> 01:35:18,011
♪ I love the way ♪

1251
01:35:18,013 --> 01:35:21,014
♪ You do what you do ♪

1252
01:35:21,016 --> 01:35:24,517
♪ One look at your face ♪

1253
01:35:24,519 --> 01:35:27,687
♪ And I knew right away ♪

1254
01:35:27,689 --> 01:35:31,157
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1255
01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:33,993
♪ I am with you ♪

1256
01:35:33,995 --> 01:35:37,831
♪ One look at your face ♪

1257
01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:41,000
♪ And I knew right away ♪

1258
01:35:41,002 --> 01:35:44,671
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1259
01:35:44,673 --> 01:35:47,841
♪ I am with you ♪

1260
01:35:47,843 --> 01:35:51,344
♪ It's no mistake ♪

1261
01:35:51,346 --> 01:35:53,747
♪ I am with you ♪

1262
01:35:55,182 --> 01:35:57,417
♪ I am with you ♪

1263
01:35:58,853 --> 01:36:01,421
♪ It's no mistake ♪ ♪