1 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:32,265 Ever had one of those nights 2 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:36,976 that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life? 3 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:45,816 It was June the 22nd, 1990, our final day of school. 4 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:52,088 There was Oliver Chamberlain, Peter Page, Steven Prince, Andy Knightley and me. 5 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:56,968 They called me The King. Because my name's Gary King. 6 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:01,961 Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of a player, but really, he was all mouth. 7 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,429 We called him O-Man 8 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:06,265 because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a six. 9 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,246 He loved it. 10 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,636 Pete was the baby of the group. 11 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:14,084 He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with, but he was good for a laugh. 12 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:17,016 And he was absolutely minted. 13 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:22,815 Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls. 14 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:26,085 I think he saw us as rivals. Sweet, really. 15 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,155 And Andy. Andy was my wingman. 16 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:32,000 The one guy I could rely on to back me up. 17 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:35,663 He loved me, and I'm not being funny, but I loved him, too. 18 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,265 There was nothing we were gonna miss about school. 19 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,336 Maybe Mr. Shepherd. 20 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,070 He was definitely one of the good guys. 21 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,545 He used to ask me what I wanted to do with my life, 22 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,598 I told him I just wanted to have a good time. 23 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,709 He thought that was funny. It wasn't meant to be. 24 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,053 Not that night. 25 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,057 Newton Haven was our hometown. Our playground, our universe. 26 00:01:57,184 --> 00:02:00,028 And that night it was the site of a heroic quest. 27 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:03,100 The aim? To conquer The Golden Mile. 28 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:07,329 Twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic Indulgence. 29 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,528 There was The First Post, The Old Familiar, 30 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:12,032 The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, 31 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,079 The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, 32 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,836 The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall... 33 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:21,081 All before reaching our destiny, The World's End. 34 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,515 We took my car into town. 35 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,715 I called it The Beast because she was pretty hairy. 36 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,881 And so, our journey into manhood began. 37 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,453 We were off. We didn't waste any time. 38 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,757 We hit pub one and we hit it hard. 39 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:37,327 There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy, 40 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,393 there were ladies, there were shots, there was drama, 41 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,307 and of course, there was drinking. 42 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:47,234 By pub five, we were feeling invincible 43 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,802 and decided to purchase some herbal refreshment 44 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,672 from a man we called The Reverend Green. 45 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,916 Pint six put O-Man out of commission, so we carried on without him. 46 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,711 Good thing, I bumped into his sister in the next pub, 47 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,454 we went into the disableds and I bumped into her again. 48 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,884 Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go. 49 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:08,594 I had another date that night and her name was Amber. 50 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:12,470 Nine pints in and it was us against the world. 51 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,093 Things got mental in The Beehive, 52 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,628 so we repaired to the bowls club 53 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:20,874 or as we liked to call it, The Smokehouse, which is when it all went fuck up. 54 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:24,303 Everyone got para and Pete chucked a whitey, so we had to bench him. 55 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:27,376 In the end, we blew off the last three pubs and headed for the hills. 56 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,011 I remember sitting up there, 57 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:35,147 blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes, 58 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,492 seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break 59 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:41,497 and knowing in my heart, life would never feel this good again. 60 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,956 And you know what? 61 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,799 It never did. 62 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:53,170 Thank you, Gary. That was very enlightening. 63 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,903 Would anyone like to add anything or maybe challenge Gary? 64 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,672 Are you disappointed? 65 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:03,553 About what? That you didn't make it to The World's End? 66 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,585 No. 67 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,051 Just what is it that you want to do? 68 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,053 We want to be free! 69 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:17,123 We want to be free to do what we want to do! 70 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,525 And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time, 71 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,160 And that's what we're going to do. 72 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,795 We're going to have a good time. 73 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:23,917 We're going to have a party. 74 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,709 Just what is it that you want to do? 75 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,051 And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time, 76 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:52,718 She's a beauty. Yeah, but she's no Beast. 77 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,553 Hello, Peter. 78 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,591 Jesus! Gary? 79 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,767 The once and future King. 80 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,268 Were you outside my house this morning? 81 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:01,565 No. 82 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,295 I could have sworn I saw you on my street. 83 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,231 I've never been to Bishop's Gardens. 84 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,532 How you doing, man? 85 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,968 I'm well. You? Yeah, never better. 86 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,505 How is, uh... Vanessa? 87 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,071 No. Your wife? Vanessa. 88 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,273 Yeah. How's she? She's good. 89 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,642 Have you had sex yet? We have two children. 90 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:19,511 Ooh, twice. Get you, fuck machine. 91 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,846 We haven't changed, have we? 92 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,114 What is he doing here? 93 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,149 It's all right, Dad. We're fine. 94 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,595 Hi, Mr. P. 95 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,654 So, Gary, how can I help you? 96 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,464 He looks well. Are you looking to buy a car? 97 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:34,798 Uh... No. I'm afraid the end is nigh. 98 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,563 What? The World's End. 99 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,664 What do you mean? 100 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:42,401 You know what I mean. One night. Five guys. Twelve pubs. 101 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,710 Let battle commence. 102 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,037 You want to try that again? 103 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,672 Yeah, isn't that something you've always wanted? 104 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,908 Not particularly. No. Look. Peter. 105 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:53,112 We didn't make it before, but this time, we're gonna see it through to the bitter end. 106 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,246 Or lager end. 107 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,915 We? Yeah, the whole gang. 108 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,556 Even Andy? Why wouldn't Andy be coming? 109 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,687 Well, I thought that after the accident... Notan issue. He's in. 110 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:04,023 What we wanna know is are you? 111 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,765 I'd have to check with Vanessa. 112 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,693 Who's Vanessa? My wife. 113 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,361 Since when have you had to check with your wife? 114 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,396 Since we got married. 115 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:12,531 Oh, come on, man, don't you miss it? 116 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:16,201 The laughs, the camaraderie, the fights, 117 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,910 the hangovers so fierce it feels like your head is full of ants. 118 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,109 Maybe the first two. 119 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,184 It begins. What's your new number? 120 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,686 Same one I've had for 10 years. 121 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:24,945 Yeah. What's that one? 122 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:32,451 This entire row here, they'll all have dormer windows above the front elevation. 123 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,453 Who's the helmet without an helmet? 124 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,864 That's Gary King. 125 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,166 Knock, knock. 126 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,038 What are you doing here, Gary? 127 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,646 You're supposed to say, "Who's there?" 128 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:50,748 I can see who's there. It's you. 129 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:55,307 I like what you've done with the place. Bit draughty. 130 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,948 How's Selina? We divorced 10 years ago. 131 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,912 Yeah, I know, just wondered how she was. 132 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,448 She's doing very well, apparently. 133 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,849 Have you got anyone else on the go? 134 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,423 Yeah, I do, as it happens. She's a fitness instructor. Twenty-six. 135 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,228 Pedophile. I'm kidding. I'd love to meet her sometime. 136 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,924 No. Why are you here? 137 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:15,532 Haven't you heard? We're getting the band back together. 138 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,763 I'm not your bass player anymore. 139 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,832 No, I mean we're getting the boys back together. 140 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,437 We can get the band back together as well if you want. 141 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,903 No, we can't. You sold my guitar to buy drugs. 142 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:28,240 I've always wondered, what's that thing over the door called? 143 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,242 That's a lintel. 144 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:32,444 So, the plan is, we're going to go back to Newton Haven, 145 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,645 we are gonna do The Golden Mile 146 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,615 and this time, we are gonna make it to The World's End. 147 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,950 Everybody's in. 148 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,151 What, even Andy? 149 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,753 Oh, you better believe it, big balls. 150 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,522 Andy is going drinking with you? With us. 151 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,027 Think about it, go back to the old town, sink a few pints... 152 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,765 Twelve pints. Yeah. 153 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,999 Twelve pints is insane. I know! 154 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,135 What is this all about, Gary? 155 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,935 It's about closure, you know. 156 00:08:56,936 --> 00:09:00,105 Why should getting older affect something as important as friendship? 157 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,950 A let's changed since then, Oliver. Right. 158 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,811 This is our chance to take stock. 159 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,792 A stock take? You make it sound so much fun. 160 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,115 Come on, O-Man. Isn't that something you'd like? 161 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,584 What I'd really like is for you to take your DMs off the sofa. 162 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,687 Look. If you're worried about me, don't be. All right? 163 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:18,824 I'm here to tell you that Gary King is back on the horse. 164 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,727 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're back on the horse? 165 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,763 No, I mean I'm back on the bike. 166 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,063 What is bike? What do you mean? 167 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,731 What is bike slang for? Bicycle. 168 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,832 I'm lost. Don't be. 169 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,067 Okay. Listen. 170 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,708 This is our chance to finally finish what we started. 171 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:33,477 Come on, man, it'll be fucking mental! 172 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,475 I think we're all done. So... 173 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,010 How do you like the property? 174 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,012 Yeah. It's amazing. Amazing location. 175 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,747 Fantastic. Fantastic aspects. 176 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,583 It's just... It's just a little bit out of our price range. 177 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,518 He'll knock some off for you. What's it down for? 178 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,487 1.2 million. Fuck off! 179 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,158 You have my card. 180 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:55,360 Gary, WTF? 181 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,929 It's good to see you, too, O-Man. 182 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,564 Please don't call me O-Man. Sure. 183 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,466 Hey, how's your sister? She's fine. 184 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,667 She talk about me? No. 185 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,535 So, Friday, we'll all go down together. 186 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,913 Make a road trip of it, I'll drive. 187 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,518 Don't think I can. I think I've got a doctor's appointment. 188 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,219 Yeah, you do. With Dr. Ink! 189 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,350 You know, Dr. Ink? Yeah. "Drink." I get it. 190 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,315 Come on. It wouldn't be the same without the O-Man. 191 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,349 Jesus. 192 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,320 You can see the guys, see how they're doing. Tell them how you're doing. 193 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,801 You never know, you might make it to the end this time. 194 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,067 And Andy's definitely coming? Yeah. 195 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,729 Andy Knightley? Totes. 196 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,869 And you convinced him how? 197 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,073 Mr. Knightley. Felicity. 198 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,912 You have a friend hereto see you. 199 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,087 No, I don't. 200 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,653 This is a bit grown up, isn't it? Yup. 201 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,086 Saw the boys the other day. Mmm-hmm. 202 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:57,227 O-Man, Stevie-Baby, the Petertron. 203 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:01,593 Yeah, I remember the names of our childhood friends, Gary. 204 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,763 We had ourselves a little idea. 205 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:05,864 Did you now? 206 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,435 Yeah. We're going to go back to Newton Haven. 207 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,742 Why? For some unfinished business. 208 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,117 That's a joke, right? 209 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:19,077 Five guys. Twelve pubs. Fifty pints. Sixty pints. 210 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,955 Steady on, you fucking alky. 211 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,315 I haven't had a drink for 16 years, Gary. 212 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,284 You must be thirsty then. 213 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,587 We can go back, see the guys, chew the fat, it'll be just like it always was, 214 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,523 except this time we're going to finish this thing once and for all. 215 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,226 You have a very selective memory, Gary. Thanks. 216 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,961 You remember the Friday nights. 217 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,162 I remember the Monday mornings. 218 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,234 Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday. 219 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,205 Why do you think none of us live in Newton Haven anymore? 220 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,904 I don't know. Because it's a black hole. It's boring. 221 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,773 It always was and it always will be. 222 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,118 It's only boring because we're not there. 223 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,278 It's pointless arguing with you. Exactly. So come. 224 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:57,015 I'm picking everybody up from High Wycombe station, Friday, 3:00 sharp. 225 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,083 No, Gary. 226 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,485 Oh, God, why? Have you got to check with your missus? 227 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,797 No, actually, I don't have to check with my missus. 228 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,270 What are you doing? I'm showing you the door. 229 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,562 Is it a door? It doesn't have a lintel. 230 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,765 And it's glass. So is it a window or is it a dour? 231 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:17,970 Maybe it's a windoor. You can have that. 232 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,279 Please leave, Gary. 233 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:25,419 All right. All right. 234 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,858 £600, wasn't it? 235 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:36,793 Oh, urn, I thought you should know. What? 236 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,157 Mum died. 237 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,195 When? Couple of weeks ago. 238 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,306 The big cancer. 239 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,336 I'm sorry. 240 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,013 She just always really liked you, you know. 241 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,504 Got me thinking about the old days. 242 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,883 Particularly that night, you know, because we were so happy. 243 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:59,678 And, you know, I love the boys like brothers, 244 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:03,718 but when all's said and done, you're the best friend I ever had. 245 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,692 It was good to see you, mate. 246 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,033 Pete? 247 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,868 Steven. Thank God. 248 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,803 I had a horrible feeling I was going to be the only one here. 249 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,506 I reckon that's not the last horrible feeling you're gonna have today, mate. 250 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,707 This can't be happening. Can it? 251 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,642 You said it. What the hell are we doing here? 252 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,144 What we always did. 253 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,880 Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion. 254 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,148 Hello, Steven. 255 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,349 You all right, mate? 256 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,795 Pete. Hi, mate. 257 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,254 Didn't we decide to stop calling him Fearless Leader somewhere around 1992? 258 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,522 Old habits die hard. 259 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,090 They'll be putting that on Gary's tombstone. 260 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,825 No, they won't. You know he'll outlive us all. 261 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,560 That's! be funny if it wasn't true. 262 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,529 Hang on a sec. What? 263 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,732 I'm just trying to decide which of us is the biggest idiot for coming. 264 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,442 Maybe he had an accident. Oh, sorry, Andy. 265 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,844 Sorry. No, no, no. It's fine. 266 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,112 I think Gary having an accident 267 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,787 would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary. 268 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,597 Unbelievable. 269 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,495 Oh, yes. 270 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,594 Look at these cunts. 271 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,129 You're late. No, I'm not. 272 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,633 Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00. 273 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,200 Yeah, 3 for 4. 274 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,135 You know your problem, Gary? You're never wrong. 275 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,236 How is that a problem? 276 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,171 I can't believe you bought another Granada Mark II. 277 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,239 What do you mean? 278 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,875 This looks exactly like the car I sold you in 1989. 279 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,878 This is the car you sold me in 1989. Best 300 quid I ever spent. 280 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,290 This is The Beast? Yeah. 281 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,849 Pretty much. I mean, she's had a bit of work done. 282 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:47,052 I had to replace the brakes, suspension, exhaust, seats, wheels, 283 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,455 paneling, carburetor, manifold, the whole engine, really, mirrors, headlamps. 284 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,991 Other than that, she's the same old motor. 285 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,335 You could almost say an antique. 286 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,636 Well, then let's get this antique on the roadshow. 287 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,217 Come on, you bellends. We're going to be late. 288 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,619 And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers. 289 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,311 Three Musketeers, isn't it? 290 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,878 Four if you count D'Artagnan, 291 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,880 Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? 292 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,214 I mean, history's a sketchbook. 293 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:19,251 You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right? 294 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,352 Written by Alexandre Dumas? 295 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,162 A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days. 296 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,289 What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas? 297 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,497 Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus. 298 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,593 Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better. 299 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,028 I think they missed a trick only having three. 300 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,998 'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left. 301 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,910 Are we there yet? Let's do this! 302 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,962 Soup Dragons! I remember this one. 303 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,720 I put this on a tape for you, didn't I? 304 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:56,888 Yeah, this is it. 305 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,961 This is the tape? Yeah, yeah! Look, look. 306 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,663 Where did you find it? It was in the tape player. 307 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,401 Oh, look. Is anyone hungry? 308 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,707 I need a piss actually. 309 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,919 This is a long piss. 310 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,715 If it is a piss. 311 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,284 Might be a little... Poo. 312 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,730 How is that a poo? 313 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,556 Still work for your old man, Pete? Yeah. I'm a partner now. 314 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:32,624 You? 315 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,728 Yeah, started my own firm in '98. Got bought out in '05. 316 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,470 I'm happier, though. It's less stress. 317 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,131 Ollie? Property. 318 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,668 I co-manage a boutique estate agency in North London. 319 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,903 Very competitive. 320 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,839 Is it family law you're in, Andy? Corporate. 321 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,107 Does anyone know what Gary's doing? 322 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,009 He's playing Need For Speed. Over there. 323 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,345 Come on, come on, come on! 324 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,386 He hasn't changed, has he? 325 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,320 I don't know. He did finally pay me back that £600. 326 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,589 Really? He borrowed £200 off me. And me. 327 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,364 I can't believe it. I can't believe you'd do that! 328 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,832 Oh! Of course I can. 329 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,839 It's just robbing Peter to pay Paul. 330 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,601 No, I borrowed it from Peter to pay you. I still owe Paul. 331 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,975 Oh, shit. 332 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,683 Newton Haven. 333 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:31,750 Take a moment to look upon it in its original colors, boys, for tonight we paint it red. 334 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,335 Oh, no, no, no. Shit. 335 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,363 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 336 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,665 Fuck, fuck. 337 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,800 Oh, no, it's okay, I did it all in the services. 338 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,476 Know why I pulled you over, sir? 339 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,143 Was the music too loud? 340 00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,723 Your left brake light is faulty. Oh! 341 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,649 The old brake lights! So called because they're always breaking. 342 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,993 I'll get that sorted out, Officer. 343 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,292 Can I see your license, sir? Yup. 344 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,690 Ah! 345 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,158 You know what? It's in my wallet. 346 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,994 And I left that at the bloody gym! 347 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:20,632 Any other form of identification? No, it's all in my sports bag. 348 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,201 That's bloody typical, isn't it? Um... 349 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:26,304 I'll give you my name and address, you can run me through the old system. 350 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,340 Go on then. 351 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,474 It's Peter Page. 352 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:34,356 48 Bishop's Gardens, London, N2 T12. 353 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,118 Jesus, Gary! WTF? Why did you give him my name? 354 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,621 I'm not gonna give him my name, am I? 355 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,088 Suppose I get done by the police? 356 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,432 You won't get done by the police. 357 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,434 Gary, he will check the number plate against his name! 358 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,193 I know. Why do you think I gave him Pete's name? 359 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,096 Jesus Christ, Gary, I own a car showroom. I am a junior partner. 360 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,597 This is... 361 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,702 Just trust me. 362 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,036 So, Mr. Page, what brings you to Newton Haven? 363 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,006 Well, we're all from here. We're just back to see the sights. 364 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,008 Have a crack at the old Golden Mile. 365 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,376 Might get a bit messy. 366 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,544 Well, you make sure you get that brake light fixed 367 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,151 and you might want to do an emissions test, too. 368 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,149 Oh, and, Peter. 369 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,390 Don't make too much mess. 370 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,725 We won't! 371 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,023 Hmm. 372 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,289 I don't understand. 373 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,225 It's simple, Pete. 374 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,228 The car's still registered to you, it has been since 1989. 375 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,663 But I've moved three times since then. 376 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,231 I know, I changed the log book. 377 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,033 Where do you think all those points came from? 378 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,240 Jesus. You guys need to relax. 379 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,786 Do you know how much trouble you could get into? 380 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,454 Do you know how much trouble I'm already in? 381 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,689 What's that supposed to mean? 382 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,025 Hey. What the hell is this? Why are we even here? 383 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,628 We are here to get annihilated. 384 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,931 Have you got any plans for dinner at all? 385 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,867 Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast 386 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,236 as we wend our way up The Golden Mile. 387 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,006 Commencing with an inaugural tankard at The First Post, 388 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,176 then onto The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, 389 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,644 The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, 390 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,879 The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head 391 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,915 and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. 392 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,785 All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, 393 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,053 The World's End. 394 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,121 Leave a light on, good lady, 395 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,523 for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, 396 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,731 we will, in truth, be blind drunk. 397 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:50,876 Come on! 398 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,850 Until 1840... Fucking hell. 399 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,953 ...this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office. 400 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,988 Until an enterprising business fellow decided that 401 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,025 far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail 402 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,227 it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom 403 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:13,005 where a weary traveler might get Matted. Come on. 404 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,135 Ah! 405 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,774 It's like déjà vu. 406 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,078 I don't remember this at all. Has it been refurbished? 407 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,047 Been bought by a chain, hasn't it? 408 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,715 Part of that nationwide initiative to rob 409 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,629 small, charming pubs of any discernible character. 410 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,198 Starbucking, man. It's happening everywhere. 411 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,290 Can't take away that smell, though. 412 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,959 I'm sure they tried. 413 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,863 Good evening, Raymondo. The prodigal sons return. Eh? 414 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,464 Who's on the guest list tonight? 415 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,433 Come again? The guest ales. 416 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,269 We, sir, are doing The Golden Mile and you have 417 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,443 the honor of drawing first blood. 418 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,177 What do you recommend? There's one. Crowning Glory. 419 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,711 Rather fitting. How's that? 420 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,612 I'm Gary King. What? 421 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,914 So tell me more. About what? 422 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,250 Crowning Glory. Is it nutty? Is it foamy? Is it happy? 423 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,986 Does it have a surprisingly fruity note which lingers on the tongue? 424 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,321 Hmm. It's beer. Hmm. 425 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,723 We'll have five of those, please. 426 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,728 No. Sorry. Can we have four of those and a tap water, please? 427 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,400 What? 428 00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,405 I don't believe this, 429 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:32,082 a man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain. 430 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,879 It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus. 431 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,048 That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't make any sense. 432 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,684 You seriously have a problem with me not drinking, after what happened? 433 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,320 I don't, but King Arthur does! Oh, this'll be good. 434 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,823 What's King Arthur got to do with it? 435 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:47,234 Do you honestly think that King Arthur came back from the Battle of Hastings, 436 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:50,795 fucking rocked up at Arthur's Castle... Camelot. 437 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:52,063 ...walked up to the bar and went, 438 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,998 "Hello. Could I have a tap water?" 439 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:56,502 No, because they didn't have running water in Arthurian times. 440 00:23:56,835 --> 00:24:00,505 Exactly. He would have had a mead. The King Arthur of beers. 441 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,679 And I'm less of a man because I choose to drink water? 442 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:04,375 Well, it's a bit "ooh ducky", innit? 443 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,743 That's not very PC, Gary. 444 00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,645 Get out of the '90s, Pete. 445 00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,648 There's nothing "ooh ducky" about being teetotal, 446 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,184 about walking into a pub after a rugby match 447 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:17,655 and ordering a tap water at a bar packed full of big ugly bastards wearing warpaint. 448 00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:20,892 That, my friend, takes confidence, yeah? I'm talking balls. 449 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,566 You said it, poof. 450 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:27,234 I don't know if you're aware of this, Gary, but we are not teenagers anymore. 451 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,867 And God forbid you ever have children, because if... 452 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,035 I might have kids. 453 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,538 Then you had better be ready to take responsibility... 454 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,242 No. I mean I might have kids. 455 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:37,786 You remember Karen Eggerton, who I fucked? 456 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,713 She was two weeks late when her parents emigrated to Normandy. 457 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:44,554 I never heard from her again. She might have had a baby. 458 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,230 Imagine that? A French kid. 459 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:48,990 It's pointless arguing with you. 460 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,461 To kids. Wherever they may be. 461 00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:53,392 Kids. Kids. 462 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,966 Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo. 463 00:24:58,397 --> 00:24:59,630 "Boo-Boo". What is that? 464 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,966 You remember, "Let's Boo-Boo." 465 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,068 You know, from Mr. Shepherd's classroom, it said on the wall, 466 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,671 "Exit, pursued by a bear," you know, from that Shakespeare play? 467 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,506 A Winter's Tale. Yeah. What was it called? 468 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,841 A Winter's Tale. That's it. 469 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,944 And if we needed to make a quick getaway, we'd say, "Exit, pursued by a bear," 470 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,947 and then it was, "Exit, pursued by Yogi Bear," 471 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,881 and then it was just, "Let's Yogi and Boo-Boo," 472 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,156 and then, "Let's Boo-Boo." 473 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,603 So you're saying we should go? Yeah. it's shit here, innit? 474 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:26,592 Ah! 475 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:32,604 The Old Familiar. Now this is a pub. 476 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,838 Yes. This is more like it. 477 00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,078 Like déjà vu. 478 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:48,613 David, my man, have you heard the news? Gary King is back in town. 479 00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:49,649 Who's he? 480 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:06,673 How was the funeral, Gary? 481 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,306 Your mum's funeral? 482 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,474 It's difficult to put into words. 483 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:18,287 But if I had to choose three, I would say, 484 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:21,687 "Really, really sad." 485 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,385 Oh, no, that's two, isn't it? 486 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:27,292 How about, "Really, very sad"? 487 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:31,530 It's a shame, she was a good woman. 488 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,025 I really liked your mum. 489 00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:36,973 Me, too, mate. Me, too. 490 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:39,730 Hello. Hello, mate. 491 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:40,832 Are you here? 492 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,835 Yeah, I've been here for ages. What are you talking about? 493 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,846 You get lost on the ring road again? 494 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,505 This is Newton Haven. 495 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:49,315 What time are you meeting The Twins? Twins? 496 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,047 We're all at The Old Familiar. Come by if you want. 497 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:57,656 Yeah, he is. Okay. See you soon. 498 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,188 Who was that, O-Man? 499 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:03,855 Don't call me O-Man, Gary. If you must know it was Sam. 500 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:04,889 Sam's here? Sam's here? 501 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:07,892 Is there a fucking echo in here? Yes, Sam's here. 502 00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:10,194 She's down from Manchester. We're driving to Mum's tomorrow. 503 00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:11,429 What, and she's coming here? 504 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,865 Calm down, Steve, I saw her first. Jesus Christ, not this again. 505 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:17,735 Are you fucking kidding me? I saw her first. 506 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,114 You really have a selective memory, don't you? 507 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:21,706 Somebody else was saying that. 508 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:23,574 Me. No. I would have remembered. 509 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,510 I told you I had a thing about Sam 510 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:28,079 and you proceeded to try and get in her pants at every opportunity. 511 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,147 Guys, please. 512 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,482 You only liked her after you found out I liked her! 513 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,351 That's right, because you did the school play. 514 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,386 Cabaret. Cabaret. Because she was in it. 515 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,322 And she wore those fishnet stockings and you got a big boner on stage. 516 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,490 Jesus Christ. 517 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,593 Doesn't matter anyway, she always had a massive wide on for Adrian Keane. 518 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:43,828 I hated that prick. 519 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:48,437 Can we not talk about my sister in relation to, 520 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:51,769 A, massive wide ons, B, Steven's erect penis? 521 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,271 All right. 522 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:55,252 Is she still fit, though? I'm not answering that. 523 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,074 Is she, though? 524 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:59,578 Am I what? Fit. 525 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,814 Hello, Sam. Steven? You've grown, haven't you? 526 00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:05,850 Yeah, sideways. You look fantastic. 527 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,318 Steroids. 528 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:10,188 Andy, longtime. 529 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,822 Hi, Pete. Hi, Sam. 530 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:12,824 All right, big brother? 531 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,526 Gary. 532 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,963 Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. 533 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:20,124 Sam. Would you like a drink? 534 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:23,067 Hey, Steve. She's just got here. Come on. 535 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,268 Sam. Would you like a drink? 536 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:26,504 I'll have a vodka tonic, thanks, Steven. Sure. 537 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,025 I'm just going to nip to the loo. Cool. 538 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,120 Nature calls. 539 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:39,850 What are you doing? What are you doing? 540 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,831 I'm going to the toilet. Well, then, so am I. 541 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:45,523 Gary! You are out of your mind! 542 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:46,969 What are you talking about? You gave me the sign. 543 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,799 What sign? You went to the toilet. 544 00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:51,829 Gary, are you serious? I haven't seen you in 20 years. 545 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,432 Do you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies' toilet? 546 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,167 Well, the disableds is out of order. 547 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:58,202 Gary. What happened? I don't know, 548 00:28:58,203 --> 00:29:00,471 maybe one of them put too many paper towels down the toilet. 549 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,872 I mean, we don't know what they are thinking, really, do we? 550 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:05,009 No. What happened to you? 551 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,148 Nothing. 552 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,056 Nothing happened to me. I'm the same old Gary. 553 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,158 No shit. Huh! 554 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,554 So, do you wanna? 555 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,954 Oliver. I'll see you later. You're going? 556 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:19,156 I thought you weren't meeting The Twins for another half hour? 557 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:22,036 I'm not. Oh, yeah. I believe this is yours. 558 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:30,709 "Out of order." It's a private joke. 559 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:32,882 I don't want to know. 560 00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:49,854 - What is that? - Modern art. 561 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:50,955 It's a memorial, isn't it? 562 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,299 Yeah. To modern art. 563 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:54,678 Hey. guys, do you know what time it is? 564 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:56,594 It's not even 6:00. 565 00:29:56,595 --> 00:30:00,564 Wrong! it's high time we got onto The Cock! 566 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:01,600 Whoo-hoo! 567 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,313 Let's go. 568 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,908 Come on. 569 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,727 When you're ready, mate. 570 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,024 Oh, shit. Look who it is. 571 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,225 Basil. Mad Basil! 572 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,791 Do you remember? We used to come in here 573 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:31,502 and listen to him talk about fucking UFOs and lizard people and underwater Nazis. 574 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,473 Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle 575 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:34,665 actually being a square? 576 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,868 No, he said it was two isosceles triangles forming a rhombus. 577 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:39,170 He was your best mate, wasn't he, Steve? 578 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,706 No, he wasn't my best mate, Gary. 579 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:43,908 He was a lonely, old guy and I felt a bit sorry for him. 580 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,752 That's right. Basil! 581 00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:50,081 Maybe we're not the local legends you think we are. 582 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,749 Gary King? Speak for yourself, mate. 583 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,161 You're barred. 584 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,589 I cannot fucking believe this. This is ridiculous. 585 00:30:58,590 --> 00:30:59,757 Believe me, Gary, it's not worth it. 586 00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:02,432 Have two in the next one. Have them all in the next one, for all I care. 587 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:05,322 We've got to have one in every pub otherwise the whole thing's fucked. 588 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,273 I'd say it was fairly fucked already, mate. 589 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:08,544 Great. 590 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,542 How much more of this do we have to endure? 591 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,545 That was three. There's nine more. Oh, good. 592 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:22,613 Fuck that. I need to eat something. 593 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:23,948 We can get some food in the next pub. 594 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,983 As long as it's reasonably healthy. 595 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,486 This is Newton Haven. 596 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,653 Hardly the heart of the organic revolution. 597 00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:31,355 I doubt it's the heart of anything. 598 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:35,226 My wife wanted us to go organic, problem is, I kinda like eating shit. 599 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,173 The next pub does shit! Keep up! 600 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:43,734 Oh, yeah. I remember this one. 601 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,908 - We had New Year's in here, didn't we? - '89 into '90. 602 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,038 Isn't that when you slept on the pool table, Andy? 603 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,109 Yeah. I believe it was. 604 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,617 For six hours. Six hours. 605 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,310 Thank you for reminding me. 606 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,348 Do you remember when you woke up, 607 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,717 we said you'd been asleep for a year and that it was 1991 608 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,279 and you freaked out and punched a clock? 609 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:03,560 That was a great night. 610 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,632 Didn't you manage to get off with Erika Leekes, Peter? 611 00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:08,600 Yes, I did. Something of a personal triumph, if I say so myself. 612 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:11,629 She of the Marmalade Sandwich fame? Marmalade Sandwich... 613 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:12,631 The very same. 614 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,633 Erika Leekes, Tracy Benson, Becky Salt. 615 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,568 Two blondes and a redhead in the middle. 616 00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:20,604 The Marmalade Sandwich. Becky Salt. Fucking hell. 617 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:21,839 Wonder what they're doing now. 618 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,040 Why don't you ask them? 619 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,076 What do you mean? 620 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:27,745 I mean, sitting at that table over there are two blondes and a redhead in the middle. 621 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,113 Shut the fuck up. 622 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,449 I'd say that's Erika Leekes on the left, Tracy Benson on the right, 623 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,517 and by process of elimination, there's Becky Salt in the middle. 624 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,453 That's the Marmalade Sandwich all growed up. 625 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,188 That is very spooky. 626 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:38,889 We should get them over. No. 627 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,424 Leave the past where it is. 628 00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:42,092 It's bad enough having to look at your old, ugly mugs. 629 00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:44,562 You make it sound like we're fucking ancient. 630 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:45,596 We haven't changed that much. 631 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,832 I mean, sure, Steve's let himself go a bit. What? 632 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:50,601 Pete's got the same haircut and Oliver has still got his mark of the devil. 633 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,869 No, he hasn't No, he hasn't. 634 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:53,103 It's called laser surgery, Gary. 635 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,673 It's a small price to pay for not being called fucking O-Man. 636 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,374 That works for Sisters of Mercy tattoos as well. 637 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,752 I still like the Sisters Of Mercy. 638 00:32:58,877 --> 00:33:00,151 Well, good job, or you'd never go swimming. 639 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:01,545 I'm lost. Don't be. 640 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:04,288 Well, I for one, think it's nice to see the old faces again. 641 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,451 Cheers, mate. 642 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,095 Excuse me? This taken? 643 00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,460 Is this seat taken? 644 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,227 Have it, mate. 645 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:14,660 Thanks. 646 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:20,197 Wasn't that... Shane Hawkins. 647 00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:22,032 Hey, didn't he... Yes, he did. 648 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,268 Hang on. What happened with Shane Hawkins again? 649 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,681 I'd rather not bring it all up again, if that's okay. 650 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,440 Hey, man. Listen, Pete. 651 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,208 Bottling up past trauma can lead to 652 00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:34,512 inadequate coping strategies in later life, apparently. 653 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,947 I don't know, I mean, it's not even about the past, you know. 654 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:40,150 It's not about the fact that he bullied me, 655 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:42,597 that he made me miss more school days than chicken pox. 656 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:46,224 It's not even that he forced me to spend entire lessons hiding in a toilet cubicle, 657 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:49,600 or that he punched me so hard he dislodged my eyeball. 658 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:52,742 And it's not even that he ruined a large portion of my childhood. 659 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:57,108 No, it's the fact that just then, he didn't recognize me. 660 00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:01,340 He looked straight through me like it all meant nothing. 661 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,608 That probably sounds weird, doesn't it? 662 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,110 Shots! 663 00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:09,285 S-H-O-T-S. Shots. 664 00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:10,620 What are you doing, Gary? 665 00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:12,829 I thought it was obvious. Shots. 666 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,552 Firstly, Peter was talking about something 667 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,986 which clearly made him feel very uncomfortable. 668 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:18,160 It's all right, Andy. No, Peter, it's not all right. 669 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:23,200 Secondly, 12 pints is more than enough, and thirdly, I don't fucking drink! 670 00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:25,396 But shots don't count, do they? 671 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,164 You said you wanted to catch up and chew the fat. 672 00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,008 I think you just wanted to drink it. 673 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,568 We're not here as your friends. 674 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,242 We're just your fucking enablers. 675 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,905 Enablers. That's a funny word, isn't it? "Enabler." 676 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,640 Gary King And The Enablers. 677 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,309 That's a good name for a band, Steve. Write that down. 678 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,550 Don't do a Gary, Gary. 679 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,679 Oh, is that a thing now, is it? It's always been a thing. 680 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,414 You don't need us to help you get fucked up, 681 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,191 you've done a perfectly good job so far on your own. 682 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:49,320 I'm gonna go and see if there's a bus back to London 683 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:50,654 if anyone wants to come with me. 684 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:54,525 You can't go. This is special. This is our anniversary. 685 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:55,926 It's not the anniversary, Gary. 686 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,561 We did this in June. It's October. 687 00:34:57,562 --> 00:34:59,363 Yeah, but it's the anniversary of the year, isn't it? 688 00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:01,265 Every year is the anniversary of a year! 689 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,007 It's just not the same anymore, Gary, 690 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,512 and it's not that the town's changed, we have changed. 691 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,412 Yeah, well, you can't go, 'cause the buses are finished. 692 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,442 Then I'm gonna go back to the B&B. You coming? 693 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,610 I could do with an early one actually. 694 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,011 I should probably go and find Sam. 695 00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:15,732 Yeah, I'm gonna go and find Sam with Oliver. 696 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,086 That's settled then, yeah? 697 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:21,190 You know what I think? I think you're jealous. 698 00:35:21,386 --> 00:35:26,358 Yeah, you've got your houses and your cars and your wives and your job security. 699 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:29,630 But you don't have what I have. Freedom. 700 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:34,038 You're all slaves and I'm free to do what I want any old time. 701 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:35,977 And this is what you want? 702 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,542 You should grow up, mate. Join society. 703 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,079 Yeah, but Mum died. 704 00:35:42,207 --> 00:35:45,586 And we're all very sorry, but now it's time to go home. 705 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,590 I thought we were home. 706 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:59,535 I can't help feeling sorry for him. 707 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,274 Don't. 708 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,817 Oh! Fuck! Piss! 709 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:33,236 Careful, the floors a bit pissy. 710 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,894 Wasn't me. 711 00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:41,274 That was me. 712 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,175 Did that back in '90. 713 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,283 1990. 714 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,975 Punched the shit out of the wall. 715 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:55,549 I don't know why. Seemed important at the time. 716 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:02,119 You guys look like you're having a good night, though. 717 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,101 I'm doing The Golden Mile tonight. You want to tag along? 718 00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:08,967 We'll be like The Six Musketeers. 719 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:14,470 I said we're doing The Golden Mile. 720 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,612 You think you're so cool, don't you? 721 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:21,306 Huh? 722 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,474 But we were cooler. 723 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,209 We owned this town. 724 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,747 We paved the way for you lot. Blazed a trail. 725 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,047 Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you! 726 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,119 Please don't. Don't what? 727 00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:33,917 You don't want to do that. 728 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,556 Don't I? 729 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,683 What? 730 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,623 You need to explain this right now! 731 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,891 Andy, this kid just attacked me. 732 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:14,958 Don't you dare change the subject! 733 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:15,994 He smashed my head in the mirror. 734 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,629 You know who I just spoke to? Your mum! 735 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,265 And not from the afterlife. From fucking Bournemouth. 736 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,399 Is that real? 737 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,934 She says she hasn't spoken to you for eight months. 738 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,437 Andy... His head just came off! 739 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,038 No, Gary, you are not gonna wriggle out of it this time. 740 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,293 There's someone in here. 741 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:28,998 Andy, did you see... 742 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:08,999 WTF, Gary. WTF. 743 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,072 What the fuck does "WTF" mean? 744 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:14,713 What the fuck? Oh, yeah. 745 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,240 This can't be happening. Can it? 746 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:18,362 You said it, mate. 747 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,210 I can't believe it. 748 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,411 I know, mate. 749 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,323 I can't believe you lied about your mum! 750 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:24,548 That was a white lie! 751 00:41:24,549 --> 00:41:27,117 How is that a white lie? She's not dead, is she? 752 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,322 Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going? 753 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,200 To get help. No, don't do that! 754 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,566 What, don't get help? We don't know how far this goes. 755 00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:39,129 Wait, who are you calling? Vanessa. 756 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:40,230 Who's Vanessa? My wife. 757 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,065 Why are you calling your wife? Because she's my wife. 758 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,667 You just said we don't know how far this goes. 759 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:46,303 I was just thinking about the pub. Oh, well, there's a surprise. 760 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,704 I can't get through. 761 00:41:47,705 --> 00:41:48,905 Can you get through to Sam? 762 00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:50,607 I've got full bars and I'm not getting through. 763 00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:56,446 I'm sorry, your call cannot be connected at this time. 764 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:57,858 Must be the network. 765 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:02,294 Holy shit. This is all connected. 766 00:42:03,588 --> 00:42:05,829 This explains why everything's gone fuck up. 767 00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,324 Everybody's been replaced by one of these. 768 00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:10,761 That's why no one recognized us, Basil, Dave, Raymondo. 769 00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:13,397 I thought it was weird' Shane Hawkins. 770 00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:17,367 Exactly. it's not us that's changed, it's the town. 771 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,469 I'm right, aren't I, Andy? 772 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,838 Andy, aren't I right? You're never wrong. 773 00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:25,343 No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever. 774 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,319 Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes 775 00:42:27,445 --> 00:42:29,112 and not a single one has come back out again. 776 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:30,524 That's going to look suspicious. 777 00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:32,059 Gay loving. 778 00:42:32,316 --> 00:42:34,159 And that's worse than five dismembered bodies? 779 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,787 This is Newton Haven. 780 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:51,473 How's it looking? Normal. Very normal. 781 00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:53,646 I don't like it. 782 00:42:53,838 --> 00:42:57,251 What do we do? Let's finish our drinks. 783 00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:11,588 I say we neck these and get the fuck out of here. 784 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,989 To London? To The Trusty Servant. 785 00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:15,163 Are you fucking kidding? Oh, yeah. 786 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,528 It's The Good Companions next. I always mix those two up. 787 00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:20,363 Are you saying we move on to the next pub? 788 00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,401 We should get in The Beast and head back to London! 789 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:24,877 My brake light is broken. So don't use the brakes! 790 00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:27,070 I'm way over the limit. When has that ever stopped you? 791 00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:29,847 I don't want to put any more points on Pete's license. 792 00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:32,509 Andy can drive, he's teetotal! 793 00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:45,088 Ah! 794 00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:46,490 That's settles it then. 795 00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:48,692 The last thing we need to do is get pulled over by the police. 796 00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:49,993 A, we're all drunk, 797 00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:52,863 B, they might be in on it and, C, we've got blood on our hands. 798 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:55,065 It's more like ink. We've got ink on our hands. 799 00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:58,835 So, has it got messy yet? What? 800 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:01,817 What are you, five pubs in? Four. 801 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,687 Oh, not even halfway. Plenty more fun to be had. 802 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:08,355 Enjoy your night, Peter. 803 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,549 Thank you. 804 00:44:11,282 --> 00:44:12,556 Thank you. 805 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:17,087 Sorry. 806 00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:19,322 The way I see it, we've told everybody we were doing The Golden Mile. 807 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,390 You did. 808 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,159 If we suddenly jump in The Beast now and head for the hills, 809 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,493 they're gonna know that we know, 810 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,729 but if we keep doing what we're doing and going where we're going, 811 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:26,796 then they're not gonna know. 812 00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:27,998 Know what? That we know. 813 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,502 I suggest we finish what we started and leave quietly in the morning. 814 00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:33,878 Wait. You're really suggesting... We finish The Golden Mile. 815 00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:36,509 It's pointless arguing with him. 816 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:38,251 Drink up. Let's Boo-Boo. 817 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,286 We're just five friends 818 00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:49,223 on a night out, having a good time. 819 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,750 Drinking. Ah! 820 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,151 Beer. Pubs. 821 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:56,426 Shall we? 822 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:03,994 I feel a little uncomfortable drinking this much. 823 00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:06,029 It's like Dutch courage, isn't it? 824 00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:08,798 You know, when the English soldiers used to drink Dutch gin before battle 825 00:46:08,799 --> 00:46:10,200 to give them super strength. 826 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:12,736 You know, I thought that was to numb the sense of impending doom. 827 00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:13,837 Exactly. 828 00:46:13,838 --> 00:46:16,876 We're just five friends on a night out, having a good time. 829 00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:40,063 I need the toilet. 830 00:46:40,064 --> 00:46:42,932 Go on then. You've earned it. Huh? 831 00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:45,106 You're doing really good, Oliver. 832 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:48,907 He didn't make it this far last time. I'm proud of him. 833 00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:51,007 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 834 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:53,511 Yeah, five guys on a night out, having a great time. 835 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,090 Pretending to have a great time. 836 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,413 Are you pretending? 837 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:59,115 If we get out of here alive, I'm going to kill you. 838 00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:00,784 We're still in the dark, Gary. 839 00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:03,391 Yeah, our families could be in danger for all we know. 840 00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:07,400 I know, my mum could be dead. For reals this time. 841 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:11,538 Hey, why don't we just ask somebody? Who? 842 00:47:12,596 --> 00:47:15,805 The Reverend Green. Come on. Wait. 843 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,734 What the fuck are you doing? 844 00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:20,682 I'm going to go and have a little chat with The Reverend Green. 845 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:22,444 You're going to buy drugs? 846 00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:25,917 I am going to go over there and subtly check if that is The Reverend Green 847 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:29,045 and if it is, I can ask him what's going on, 848 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,548 and possibly buy some drugs. 849 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,515 But what if he's one of them? 850 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,718 No, me and The Reverend had a highly sophisticated code 851 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,639 when discussing the purchase of herbal narcotics. 852 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:41,064 If he doesn't understand me, it means he's one of them and I will simply walk away. 853 00:47:41,425 --> 00:47:42,426 Ah! 854 00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,434 Have you got any drugs? I don't do that anymore, Gary. 855 00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:53,436 Do what? That. 856 00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:54,804 That why you're in a suit, is it? 857 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,639 'Cause drug dealing is not good enough for you? 858 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,808 There are no drug dealers anymore, Gary. 859 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:00,710 I've got a proper job in a proper office. 860 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,313 You had a proper office. That was the gents' toilets. 861 00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:05,482 Nothing wrong with doing your business in the toilet. 862 00:48:05,483 --> 00:48:08,123 Look, a lot has changed since you have left. I know. 863 00:48:08,285 --> 00:48:10,322 How much do you know? A little. 864 00:48:10,454 --> 00:48:11,660 How much is a little? 865 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:13,790 The town has been taken over by robots full of blue stuff. 866 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:14,958 Shh. Keep your voice down. 867 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,326 You don't even know what you're talking about. 868 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,795 Tell us then. Well, they're not robots. 869 00:48:18,796 --> 00:48:20,730 Do you even know what robot means? 870 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:24,474 Course I do. It's like, "Hello, I am a robot." 871 00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:28,271 It means "slave" and believe me, they are not slaves. 872 00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:30,473 Are you their prisoner? No, I am very happy. 873 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:31,646 Tell your face. 874 00:48:31,776 --> 00:48:34,010 Hey! What's going on? 875 00:48:34,011 --> 00:48:36,012 The town's been invaded by robots who aren't robots 876 00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:37,924 and The Rev's their prisoner. I am not. 877 00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,827 We're leaving first thing. We can get you out of here. 878 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,987 I'm not going. It's not what you think. This is for all our benefit. 879 00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:47,458 You've said too much, Trevor. Yeah, put a cork in it, Trevor. 880 00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:49,826 I'm just trying to help. It's not your place to help. 881 00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:51,494 They will have everything in hand. 882 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:52,530 Are you guys robots? 883 00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:56,041 Well, the word robot actually comes from an old Czech word... 884 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,645 ...robotnik... ...meaning slave. 885 00:48:57,835 --> 00:48:59,702 And we are not slaves. We are very, very happy. 886 00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:00,909 And not robots. 887 00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:02,505 Oh, my God, are these guys robots? 888 00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:03,706 Shut up about robots! 889 00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:05,375 I say we shut up about everything! 890 00:49:12,216 --> 00:49:13,354 Trevor. 891 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:18,132 It's your supervisor. 892 00:49:20,424 --> 00:49:22,961 Hello, Trevor. Hello, sir. 893 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,767 But... 894 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:29,042 I understand. 895 00:49:49,954 --> 00:49:51,365 Thanks a bunch. 896 00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:59,039 What did I miss? 897 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,164 Your friends trying to help. 898 00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:02,439 We don't need your help. 899 00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:03,874 Well, what should we do? 900 00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:07,608 I suggest you get on your way. 901 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,248 I think we should do what he says. 902 00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:13,419 Okay. 903 00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:22,324 Here we go. 904 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,790 Come on! Gary. 905 00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:29,192 Gary! 906 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,361 Let's just get in and out of this one, yeah? 907 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:33,103 No more making new friends. 908 00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:37,133 Gentlemen! The prodigal sons return! 909 00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:40,081 What will it be, one of our guest ales perchance? 910 00:50:41,105 --> 00:50:43,873 Might I recommend five pints of Crowning Glory? 911 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:46,910 Rather fitting, wouldn't you say, Gary? What? Sorry. What? 912 00:50:46,911 --> 00:50:50,046 It's a delightful brew. Hoppy, nutty, foamy, 913 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,187 Does it have a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue? 914 00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:55,930 You're obviously a connoisseur. 915 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,987 Then you'll already know that it's a rare treat 916 00:50:57,988 --> 00:51:01,991 for rogues, reverends, royalty and all good folks between. 917 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:03,626 Five of those, please. 918 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:05,573 Welcome home, boys. 919 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:11,801 I don't remember him being that friendly. 920 00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:14,180 He's obviously one of them. 921 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:15,905 How can he be? He remembered me. 922 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,373 We don't know what they remember. 923 00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:18,819 Maybe they have selective memories. 924 00:51:18,976 --> 00:51:20,877 Yeah, like what's his name? Me. 925 00:51:20,878 --> 00:51:22,812 Maybe he's one of the others. Like The Reverend. 926 00:51:22,813 --> 00:51:24,156 It is very hard to tell, isn't it? 927 00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:26,249 Yeah, I mean, is he one of them or is he one of them? 928 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,084 Wait, wait, which ones are the thems again? 929 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,359 Well, they're both thems, aren't they? 930 00:51:29,486 --> 00:51:30,720 But there's two ways of saying it. 931 00:51:30,721 --> 00:51:32,855 Is he one of them or is he one of them? 932 00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:34,157 We need different terms. 933 00:51:34,158 --> 00:51:38,129 One for the people who aren't robots and one for the robots who aren't robots. 934 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:44,404 All right, we need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us. 935 00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:46,436 Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing. 936 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:48,438 Yes. I don't even know what a pronoun is. 937 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,506 It's a word that can function by itself as a noun 938 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,175 which refers to something else in the discourse. 939 00:51:52,176 --> 00:51:53,519 I don't get it. You just used one. 940 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:55,011 Did I? Yeah. "It" is a pronoun. 941 00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:56,045 What is? It. 942 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:57,113 Is it? Christ. 943 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,983 Look, we just need a fucking word so we can identify who's who. 944 00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:04,763 He's a blank, she's a blank, those two people are definitely blanks. 945 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:07,668 Sam. 946 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:10,271 I got this, Steve. 947 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:14,909 All right, Sam? Oh, crumbs. 948 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:17,166 How's your night going? 949 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,511 Good. Sort of. 950 00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:22,239 What do you mean "sort of"? 951 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:25,952 Well, it's weird, isn't it? 952 00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:30,149 You come back and everything's the same, but sort of different. 953 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,850 Different how? 954 00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:33,528 Just weird. 955 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:35,096 How weird? 956 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:36,954 What are you getting at, Gary? 957 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:38,566 Come with me. 958 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,892 Puck's sake, Gary, take a hint. 959 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:44,293 It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you. 960 00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:45,762 Why are we in the disabled toilets then? 961 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:47,030 There's something I need to tell you right now, 962 00:52:47,031 --> 00:52:48,331 unless you do want to have sex, 963 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,432 in which case I'll tell you afterwards. 964 00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:50,434 Tell me right now. 965 00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:51,934 Have you noticed anything creepy about The Twins 966 00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:53,069 apart from the fact that they're twins? 967 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:55,505 Just because they're twins doesn't automatically make them creepy. 968 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,240 It does a little bit. You had sex with them. 969 00:52:57,241 --> 00:53:00,620 A, I did not, and, B, how did you know about that? 970 00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:03,613 A, it's a small town, B, I'm not stupid and, C, they told me. 971 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:05,448 Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted, 972 00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:07,350 which was creepy because it was like there was four of them. 973 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,951 I am not proud of it. I am a bit. 974 00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:11,587 Is this what you wanted to tell me? No, this is... 975 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:15,997 Are you okay, Sam? Are you okay, Sam? 976 00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:17,605 I need a cigarette. 977 00:53:18,595 --> 00:53:21,130 Nobots? How about Fauxbots? 978 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,166 I think we should get away from the whole robots thing. 979 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:24,271 Steven? 980 00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:25,907 What's he up to? 981 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,472 Oh, don't worry, he's probably just trying to fuck Oliver's sister. 982 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:30,474 Andy. 983 00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:33,949 Oh, my God, that man is full of shit. 984 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:36,846 I know that's not a surprise to you. 985 00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:38,793 What did he say, Sam? What did he say, Sam? 986 00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:44,295 He said that Newton Haven has been taken over by robots full of blue stuff 987 00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:46,989 and if we don't do what they say, they will make us their prisoners. 988 00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:48,628 Did you believe him? Did you believe him? 989 00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:51,166 No, of course not. 990 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,173 Did you believe him? Did you believe him? 991 00:53:55,999 --> 00:53:57,433 What? 992 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,881 See? Come on, Sam. 993 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,862 You know better than to believe Gary King, 994 00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:16,520 Oh, crumbs. 995 00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:19,033 Sam! 996 00:54:27,664 --> 00:54:30,406 God! You creepy bitches, get off! 997 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:47,151 Chuck us a ciggie. 998 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:48,519 Oh. 999 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:53,790 Gary, what's happening? 1000 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,397 I told you in the disableds. Oh, yes, you did. 1001 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,867 We should get inside, eh? 1002 00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,803 Otherwise people are going to ask what the hell's going on. 1003 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:02,198 What the hell's going on? 1004 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,599 Steve, I got this. Got what? 1005 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,935 Sam, he's not good enough for you. 1006 00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,003 What? What? 1007 00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:09,644 We've been through some crazy shit tonight 1008 00:55:10,707 --> 00:55:13,709 and it's really put things in perspective for me, 1009 00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:18,125 and if everything is as fucked up as it seems, then there's something I need to tell you. 1010 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:23,152 You might think this is because I've had seven pints, but it's not. 1011 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,154 It's not. 1012 00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:26,526 I'm in love with you, Sam. 1013 00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:28,392 I always have been, 1014 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:32,995 and it breaks my heart to see you waste your affections on Gary fucking King. 1015 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:35,636 Hey, that's a bit harsh. Oh, no, you've got it all wrong. 1016 00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:37,934 There's nothing between... And while I'm being honest, 1017 00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:41,838 just to lay it all out there, I am currently seeing a fitness instructor. 1018 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,250 She's 26 years old, 1019 00:55:43,407 --> 00:55:46,175 but I would drop her in a heartbeat if it meant 1020 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,814 that I had one last chance with you. 1021 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:51,185 Steven, there's nothing between me and Gary King. 1022 00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:54,918 Oh, fuck. 1023 00:56:13,403 --> 00:56:14,973 Sorry. 1024 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:24,551 Hey! Get your feet off her! 1025 00:56:29,286 --> 00:56:31,766 Pop its head off! Pop its head off like an aspirin bottle. 1026 00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:39,865 Blue-bloods? 1027 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:42,231 Nothing suggested in the last three minutes 1028 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,000 has been better than Smashy-Smashy Egg Men. 1029 00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:45,668 Nothing. What the hell's going on? 1030 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:48,004 Did you guys think of a name for the robots who aren't robots? 1031 00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:50,439 I'm afraid we've drawn a blank. 1032 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,242 Well, we just had a barney with two blanks in the beer garden. 1033 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,916 - We have to leave now! - Agreed. 1034 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,349 Let's hit The Mermaid. 1035 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,118 Wait, what? Number eight. 1036 00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,152 "Number eight"? 1037 00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:05,429 Oh, fuck. Andy, what's happening? 1038 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:09,234 Gary thinks we should keep on with the crawl because they know what we're doing, 1039 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:11,494 but they don't know that we know what they're doing. 1040 00:57:11,495 --> 00:57:14,772 And basically no one else has a better idea, so fuck it. 1041 00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:17,604 What? 1042 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:19,747 Wait! 1043 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,509 Guys! Guys! I've got a better idea. 1044 00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:28,544 I'm parked right round here somewhere. 1045 00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:31,147 Haul it. Just go! Steven, tell them! 1046 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:33,416 Gary said they'll get us if we try and leave now. 1047 00:57:33,417 --> 00:57:36,057 We're way past leaving now. Come on. 1048 00:57:49,733 --> 00:57:51,269 Oh, yeah. 1049 00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:53,970 This is what the kids want. 1050 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,404 This is a bit mad, isn't it? 1051 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:58,249 This is perfect. We can hide out in here. I'll get the drinks in. 1052 00:57:58,375 --> 00:57:59,875 Good plan, O-Man. Hey! 1053 00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:01,446 Keep an eye out for blanks. 1054 00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:02,713 You've got it. 1055 00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:17,126 Why didn't you say anything? About what? 1056 00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,970 About what you said in the garden. 1057 00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:21,630 I always wanted to. 1058 00:58:21,631 --> 00:58:23,632 It just never seemed like the right moment. 1059 00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:25,601 Something always got in the way. 1060 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:27,639 Here you go, get these down you. 1061 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:29,239 Thanks. 1062 00:58:29,406 --> 00:58:31,613 Steven? 1063 00:58:36,279 --> 00:58:39,448 Please! I have so much to live for! 1064 00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:41,517 It's me, you numpty. Basil! 1065 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:44,453 I knew seeing your faces again would spell trouble. 1066 00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:46,832 Wait. How do I know it's really you? 1067 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:51,769 Because I'm the only one who's going to tell you the truth about Newton Haven. 1068 00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:56,866 Now, do you recall the events of the evening of June the 22nd, 1990? 1069 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,869 No, but I know a man who does. 1070 00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:04,040 Here you go. Hey. 1071 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,021 See anyone we know? 1072 00:59:11,815 --> 00:59:13,886 The Marmalade Sandwich. The Marmalade Sandwich. 1073 00:59:20,424 --> 00:59:21,596 They look good. 1074 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:26,705 It's the lights. It's the drink. 1075 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,270 Who cares what it is? 1076 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,243 Steven? 1077 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,641 Steven? 1078 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:40,309 That was the night they arrived. 1079 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,545 Remember the shooting star? That was them. 1080 00:59:42,546 --> 00:59:43,889 Nothing happened at first. 1081 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:47,750 They were getting ready, burrowing in underground, preparing. 1082 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:50,886 Not long after you lot left, people started to change. 1083 00:59:50,887 --> 00:59:52,798 Just one or two at first, then more. 1084 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:56,336 They replaced people of influence, taking over the institutions, 1085 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,802 remaking, remodeling, refurbishing. 1086 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,850 Doing everything they could to make us join them. 1087 01:00:09,506 --> 01:00:13,477 I can't find Steven. Where are the others? 1088 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:15,517 They're blending in. 1089 01:00:18,682 --> 01:00:20,059 Oh, crumbs. 1090 01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:23,352 It's not like the replacements were evil, far from it. 1091 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:26,994 People got a lot friendlier. That's how they do it, 1092 01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:30,559 It's not an invasion, it's a merger. 1093 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,541 They don't want to get rid of us, not if they can help it. 1094 01:00:33,864 --> 01:00:36,632 They just want to make us more like them. 1095 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,534 Change the way we think. 1096 01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,703 Bring us into line with all the others. 1097 01:00:40,704 --> 01:00:42,706 Become another link in their chain. 1098 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:45,551 Which is fine, unless you say no. 1099 01:00:46,710 --> 01:00:48,410 That's when you get replaced. 1100 01:00:48,411 --> 01:00:50,713 Once they get your DNA, they've got you. 1101 01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:51,881 How do they do that? 1102 01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:53,215 Any way they like. 1103 01:00:53,216 --> 01:00:59,064 Blood tests, the nit nurse, sweat, kissing, saliva on the rim of a glass. 1104 01:00:59,689 --> 01:01:02,358 Why do you think I drink with this crazy straw? 1105 01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:03,736 Not so crazy now, is it? 1106 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,975 If you're not on their side, they'll create a version that is. 1107 01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:11,277 They can bring you back exactly the same or even make you young again. 1108 01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:13,702 It looks like you, it even has your memories, 1109 01:01:13,703 --> 01:01:16,238 but really it's just a vessel to spread their message. 1110 01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:20,609 Trust, love, respect, desire. 1111 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:23,352 Replaced in the name of progress. 1112 01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:26,992 So, what happens to the people who get replaced? 1113 01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:30,186 The empties? Don't ask me what happens to them. 1114 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,554 Why, what happens to the empties? 1115 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:33,255 I told you not to ask me that! 1116 01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:35,532 Go! Get out, before it's too late! 1117 01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:41,631 Basil? I said go! 1118 01:01:45,669 --> 01:01:47,114 This just can't be good. 1119 01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:50,350 Sam, who was the boy that you liked in sixth form? Adrian? 1120 01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:53,654 Adrian Keane. Why? 1121 01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:55,483 He's over there. 1122 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:07,161 Hey, Sam. How's life? 1123 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,629 Sam, we have to get out of here! We have to get out of here! 1124 01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:15,803 Where are the others? They're blending in. 1125 01:02:17,601 --> 01:02:19,239 Oh, fuck! 1126 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:23,481 Gary! No, just one more song. 1127 01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:25,874 Gary, she's a blank! 1128 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,309 Don't be so judgmental. 1129 01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:28,311 Oh, for fuck... 1130 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,681 Oh, yeah. Come on. 1131 01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:33,292 Still got it. Enough's enough. 1132 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,683 Let's go. 1133 01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:36,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Hold up. 1134 01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:38,391 Where are you all going? 1135 01:02:38,521 --> 01:02:40,589 We're leaving. Really? What happened? 1136 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,524 Adrian Keane was in that bar. Prick. 1137 01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:44,026 I thought you liked Adrian Keane. 1138 01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,728 Adrian Keane is dead. Oh, God. 1139 01:02:45,729 --> 01:02:48,797 Adrian Keane died in a motorbike accident in Italy eight years ago. 1140 01:02:48,798 --> 01:02:50,666 Did he? They must have had his DNA on file. 1141 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:52,010 That's how they were able to replicate him. 1142 01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:54,322 They know how to get to us, man. They know everything. 1143 01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:57,039 They didn't know Adrian was dead. They knew enough to tempt us. 1144 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,575 They knew these three would fall for a bunch of girls in school uniform. 1145 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:03,078 Hey, who wouldn't? Am I right? Fuck, yeah. 1146 01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:04,213 We've gotta get out of town, 1147 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,625 we've gotta get beyond it before it's too late. 1148 01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:07,650 - Where are you getting all this from? - Basil. 1149 01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:10,953 Mad Basil? He of the Bermuda Rhombus and the Aqua Nazis? 1150 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:13,188 Another good name for the band, Steve. 1151 01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:15,024 You're putting our lives in the hands of a crazy old man? 1152 01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:16,595 He's not crazy! No, maybe he's not. 1153 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,694 Or maybe he's a blank trying to lure us to the edge of town, 1154 01:03:18,695 --> 01:03:21,196 onto those dark country roads where they can deal with us. 1155 01:03:21,197 --> 01:03:24,566 Yeah, we could end up dead in a field. I hate fields. 1156 01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,843 Yes. My thoughts precisely. 1157 01:03:27,404 --> 01:03:29,405 Steven's right. We should go. 1158 01:03:29,406 --> 01:03:30,806 No, we're going to The Beehive. 1159 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,309 Gary's plan is still the best we have. 1160 01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:34,187 Wait a minute. 1161 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,718 The 1990-model Oliver was out of commission by this point in the evening. 1162 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,152 What are you saying? 1163 01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:46,288 I like the new you. Huh. 1164 01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:47,267 Come on. 1165 01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:50,426 This is a mistake, isn't it? 1166 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,748 Hold up! Just stick with me. 1167 01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:53,533 Andy, come on! 1168 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:58,233 Here we go. Pub number nine. 1169 01:03:58,234 --> 01:03:59,268 Fuck yes! 1170 01:03:59,269 --> 01:04:01,749 That's the spirit, Pete! Spirits! We should do chasers. 1171 01:04:01,871 --> 01:04:03,238 Who is this guy? 1172 01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:06,686 Come on. Andy! It can't start without you. 1173 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:10,347 You what? 1174 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,918 We can't start without you. 1175 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,832 Now then. Whose round is it? 1176 01:04:20,123 --> 01:04:21,431 It's mine. 1177 01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:24,902 Mr. Shepherd! Is it Mr. Shepherd? 1178 01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:29,268 Why don't you kids join me? You look like you could do with a drink. 1179 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:35,806 Now, let's have a little chat about your future, shall we, hmm? 1180 01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:39,282 Uh, Mr. Shepherd? Please, call me Guy. 1181 01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:41,588 All right. 1182 01:04:43,279 --> 01:04:44,280 Guy... 1183 01:04:45,281 --> 01:04:46,692 Look at you. 1184 01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:50,422 Are you a robot? 1185 01:04:51,121 --> 01:04:53,601 Does anyone know what robot means? 1186 01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:54,929 Yeah. I do! Yes, Gary. 1187 01:04:55,358 --> 01:04:56,925 It means "slave." 1188 01:04:56,926 --> 01:04:58,906 Oh, very good, Gary. 1189 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,929 Are you a robot, sir? 1190 01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:03,843 No, Peter, of course I'm not a robot. 1191 01:05:03,967 --> 01:05:04,945 Sir? Yes, Steven. 1192 01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,468 But you're on their side, though? 1193 01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:09,211 This is not about sides, Steven. 1194 01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:11,511 It's not about shirts versus skins. 1195 01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:15,282 It's about working together as one team. 1196 01:05:15,445 --> 01:05:18,983 I know it may seem a bit weird and a little bit scary, 1197 01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:21,788 but please believe me, it's quite the opposite, 1198 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,552 They're here to help. 1199 01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:27,000 To straighten us out. To prepare us for the big league. 1200 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:30,668 They've seen something in us, a potential. 1201 01:05:30,794 --> 01:05:33,331 There's a vast community of worlds up there, 1202 01:05:33,496 --> 01:05:37,706 living together, peacefully, cooperatively. 1203 01:05:38,201 --> 01:05:41,205 And guess what? They want us along for the ride. 1204 01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:45,245 Pretty cool, eh, gang? 1205 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,946 So, they're not here to harm us? 1206 01:05:48,344 --> 01:05:52,514 Far from it, O-Man. No, they're here to help. 1207 01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:55,384 I'm not saying they're afraid to get tough. 1208 01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:58,127 I certainly had to get tough with you in my day. 1209 01:05:58,521 --> 01:06:01,661 And what one amongst you wouldn't thank me for it? Hmm? 1210 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:05,227 In some respects, they're a lot like teachers. 1211 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:09,598 Stern, yes. A little frightening. 1212 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,101 But it's all for our betterment. 1213 01:06:12,035 --> 01:06:17,986 So, what do you say we all go somewhere and talk about this properly? 1214 01:06:18,241 --> 01:06:19,441 That wasn't properly? 1215 01:06:19,442 --> 01:06:23,083 Well, I think it's pretty clear, guys, what Mr. Shepherd is trying to say is that... 1216 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,025 Andy! What the fuck? 1217 01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:30,730 Yes, Andy. What the fuck? 1218 01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:39,396 Humans, you leave us no recourse. 1219 01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:42,610 If you will not join us willingly, 1220 01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:47,069 we will be forced to use other means of persuasion. 1221 01:06:47,070 --> 01:06:48,708 Now, please... 1222 01:06:56,079 --> 01:06:57,956 I fucking hate this town! 1223 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:39,794 Oh, oh! 1224 01:07:47,363 --> 01:07:49,240 Oh, crumbs, you're heavy. Sorry. 1225 01:08:13,856 --> 01:08:15,164 Motherfucker! 1226 01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:36,584 Andy! 1227 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:38,156 Twist the melon, man! 1228 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:42,361 Yeah! 1229 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:48,197 Sam, this is no way for a family to behave. 1230 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,412 Sam, I'm disappointed in you. 1231 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:07,844 O-Man! 1232 01:09:22,558 --> 01:09:23,559 Okay, Andy. 1233 01:09:23,926 --> 01:09:25,234 Break it up. 1234 01:09:26,929 --> 01:09:28,567 It doesn't have to be like this. 1235 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:35,808 It could be so much simpler, so completely painless. 1236 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,840 If only you'd see the light. 1237 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,075 Yes. 1238 01:09:40,076 --> 01:09:43,683 See, it's not about conflict, 1239 01:09:45,648 --> 01:09:47,449 it's about togetherness. 1240 01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:50,556 Yes. Let's try this again, shall we? 1241 01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:52,155 How about another round? 1242 01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:56,602 Nah, we're done here. 1243 01:09:57,393 --> 01:10:01,029 Yes, Gary, that appears to be the case. 1244 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,441 The Smokehouse! 1245 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:04,138 What? Just do it! 1246 01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:06,112 Come on! 1247 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:08,037 This way! 1248 01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:20,916 Humans, this is your final warning. 1249 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,193 Failure to comply will result in your... 1250 01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:28,424 Humans, obey now, or face the consequences. 1251 01:10:31,794 --> 01:10:32,795 Let's go! 1252 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:43,042 Shit. 1253 01:10:43,806 --> 01:10:45,012 Oh, look, there's my car! 1254 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,084 Let's climb down the drainpipe. 1255 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:51,816 I've got a better idea. 1256 01:10:55,284 --> 01:10:56,763 Climb down the drainpipe. 1257 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:01,790 Okay, just go. 1258 01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:02,824 Wait. What about the others? 1259 01:11:02,825 --> 01:11:04,392 Leave 'em with me, okay? I got this. 1260 01:11:04,393 --> 01:11:06,304 Are you sure? Yeah, I always land on my feet. 1261 01:11:06,829 --> 01:11:08,150 I don't know if that's true, Gary. 1262 01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:09,665 Just go. 1263 01:11:10,233 --> 01:11:12,034 Will you find out what happened to my brother? 1264 01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:15,705 Yeah, of course, of course, and I'll look after Stevie for you, eh? 1265 01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:19,046 He's a good guy. He's better than me. 1266 01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:23,314 Gary, you're not a bad person, but you're not boyfriend material. 1267 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,082 The whole "free spirit quick one in the disabled toilets" thing 1268 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:30,860 is kinda cool when you're 17, but not when you're facing 40. 1269 01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:35,335 There comes a time when you have to go forwards and not backwards. 1270 01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:39,359 Maybe if I hadn't left you behind that night, things would all be different. 1271 01:11:40,196 --> 01:11:41,800 It's not all about that night, Gary. 1272 01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:43,766 Isn't it? 1273 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,674 It doesn't have to be. 1274 01:11:48,004 --> 01:11:49,964 We'll always have the disableds, though, won't we? 1275 01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:53,444 Yeah. Yeah, we'll always have the disableds. 1276 01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:16,599 Oh, no. 1277 01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:30,256 Where's Sam? 1278 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:31,719 I put her in her car. 1279 01:12:31,881 --> 01:12:32,916 You did what? 1280 01:12:33,049 --> 01:12:34,995 I put her in her car. I just told her to leave. 1281 01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:37,919 You just sent away the only one of us sober enough to drive? 1282 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,255 Yeah. You just couldn't stand the fact 1283 01:12:40,256 --> 01:12:41,723 that she might prefer me to you. 1284 01:12:41,724 --> 01:12:43,397 That's not true. It is true, Gary! 1285 01:12:43,726 --> 01:12:45,433 I was getting somewhere. We held hands. 1286 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:48,263 I was just trying to help! You were trying to help yourself, more like! 1287 01:12:48,264 --> 01:12:51,233 Jesus, I do something right for a change and you fuckers get on my case. 1288 01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:54,545 Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard you admit being wrong. 1289 01:12:54,670 --> 01:12:56,404 I said I did something right! 1290 01:12:56,405 --> 01:12:57,672 Yeah, "for a change". 1291 01:12:57,673 --> 01:12:59,875 So? Meaning the rest of the time you're wrong. 1292 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,543 Not necessarily. 1293 01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:04,880 Look, I just thought it was best to keep her out of harm's way. 1294 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,249 And what about us, Gary? Aren't we in harm's way? 1295 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,951 We're all right, Pete. Come on, we're The Five Musketeers. 1296 01:13:09,952 --> 01:13:12,023 No, we're the Four Musketeers. 1297 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:17,637 Wait, how do we know you put her in the car? 1298 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:19,961 How do we know you're you? 1299 01:13:19,962 --> 01:13:21,162 Of course I'm me! 1300 01:13:21,163 --> 01:13:24,474 Well, who the fuck are you, Gary? I'm Gary King. 1301 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,602 There's only one Gary King. How do I know you guys are you? 1302 01:13:27,603 --> 01:13:29,014 We've been together the whole time. 1303 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:32,507 You might all not be you. How did you know O-Man wasn't O-Man? 1304 01:13:32,508 --> 01:13:34,509 Because his birthmark was back. 1305 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:36,845 What does that prove? Because of what Basil said. 1306 01:13:36,846 --> 01:13:38,480 They make a copy from your DNA. 1307 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:39,848 That's why he had his birthmark. 1308 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:41,316 He was new, like a baby. 1309 01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:43,285 Like a man-baby. Like a "maybe". 1310 01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:45,527 Oliver with none of the shit that had happened to the real Oliver. 1311 01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:47,722 The laser surgery! 1312 01:13:47,723 --> 01:13:49,168 So the blanks really are just blank? 1313 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:52,539 No wear and tear, no scars. 1314 01:13:52,895 --> 01:13:55,430 Steven, in 1987 we were playing cricket and I accidentally pushed you 1315 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:57,632 onto a broken bottle that nearly went up your ass. 1316 01:13:57,633 --> 01:13:58,907 So? Show us your bum. 1317 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,374 Very nice. Thank you. 1318 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:09,044 Pete, you got that 50cc Suzuki in 1988, 1319 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:11,206 and you let me have a go on it and I ran over your leg. 1320 01:14:13,316 --> 01:14:14,582 What the fuck? 1321 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:16,722 Oh, wait, it's the other one. 1322 01:14:19,255 --> 01:14:22,429 Andy, in 1986 we re-enacted the Knife Game from Aliens 1323 01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:23,992 and I stabbed you in the middle finger. 1324 01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:27,696 How about December 1997, when you OD'd 1325 01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:30,632 and I drove you to the hospital four times over the limit 1326 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:34,636 and I ended up rolling the car and almost severing my femoral artery, 1327 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:37,439 at which point you made a miraculous fucking recovery 1328 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,709 and ran off into the night, leaving me to get arrested 1329 01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:42,747 after 12 hours of life-saving surgery? 1330 01:14:43,346 --> 01:14:44,552 Either one of those will do. 1331 01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:49,151 Thank you. What about you? 1332 01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:50,594 That's easy. 1333 01:14:52,288 --> 01:14:54,956 That could have been drawn on. Aren't all tattoos drawn on? 1334 01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:57,233 - Yeah. - Show us your arm. 1335 01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:00,603 What? Show us your arm. 1336 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:02,734 No, no. 1337 01:15:02,865 --> 01:15:07,669 You fell off stage at the fifth-year ball fucking around and dislocated your elbow. 1338 01:15:07,670 --> 01:15:09,904 You've got a scar where they put the metal plate in. 1339 01:15:09,905 --> 01:15:11,806 I don't have to show you anything, all right? 1340 01:15:11,807 --> 01:15:14,175 I'm Gary King. I know I'm me. 1341 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:17,212 If I'm not me, then how do I know that carved into that beam above your head 1342 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:19,247 are the words "King Gary"? 1343 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:20,448 But it doesn't say "King Gary". 1344 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:22,929 Yes, it does. Doesn't it? 1345 01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:25,920 No. It says "King Gay". 1346 01:15:25,921 --> 01:15:28,800 Some cunt scrubbed out the "R"! 1347 01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,392 - That was me. - Why? 1348 01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:33,028 "King Gay". That means fuck-all anyway. 1349 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:35,168 Mr. Shepherd remembered stuff, so did Oliver. 1350 01:15:35,431 --> 01:15:37,468 Selective memory, remember? 1351 01:15:39,568 --> 01:15:43,448 We don't see you for years and you just pitch up and bring us here. 1352 01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:46,446 You better come out with some hard evidence that you're human, 1353 01:15:47,076 --> 01:15:49,352 otherwise we're going to find out for ourselves. 1354 01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:52,852 You want evidence? 1355 01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:55,488 There! 1356 01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:01,291 That proves I'm human! 1357 01:16:01,490 --> 01:16:02,557 It proves you're stupid. 1358 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:03,892 Exactly! 1359 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:05,372 Ow! 1360 01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:06,802 It's Gary. It's Gary. 1361 01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:12,133 The whole town's out looking for us. 1362 01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:15,172 That's a good thing. If everybody's outside, that means nobody's inside. 1363 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,642 Gary, wait! Fuck! 1364 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:23,411 Gary, Gary! What do you mean "nobody's inside"? 1365 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,846 I mean we can still do this! 1366 01:16:24,847 --> 01:16:26,014 Do what exactly? 1367 01:16:26,015 --> 01:16:27,615 Oh, we're still on the crawl. 1368 01:16:30,519 --> 01:16:31,759 "King Gay". 1369 01:16:31,987 --> 01:16:33,227 Peter? 1370 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:35,496 Peter. 1371 01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:41,641 I thought that was you. Are you okay? 1372 01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:43,667 Am I what? 1373 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,868 I know we didn't see eye to eye at school. 1374 01:16:46,869 --> 01:16:49,076 Goodness knows I regret that. 1375 01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:51,406 I wanted to say something back at the pub, 1376 01:16:51,407 --> 01:16:54,354 but I felt so terribly ashamed by what I'd done. 1377 01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:58,653 Let me make it up to you, Peter. Please. 1378 01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:04,119 Gary, you're out of your mind! We've come too far. 1379 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,186 It's fucking suicide. 1380 01:17:05,187 --> 01:17:09,023 I know. We are going to get to The World's End if it kills us. 1381 01:17:09,024 --> 01:17:10,825 Where's Pete? 1382 01:17:10,826 --> 01:17:12,567 I hate you! 1383 01:17:12,761 --> 01:17:15,401 You fucking bastard! I hate you! 1384 01:17:15,664 --> 01:17:18,833 Pete! Leave it! Why are you doing this, Peter? 1385 01:17:18,834 --> 01:17:19,972 We don't want to hurt you. 1386 01:17:21,036 --> 01:17:22,709 Come on, mate! It's not worth it! 1387 01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:25,048 Yes, it fucking is! 1388 01:17:26,609 --> 01:17:27,587 What's he doing? 1389 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:29,415 Oh, shit. 1390 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:31,313 Peter... 1391 01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:34,393 Peter... 1392 01:17:35,451 --> 01:17:39,729 I must say, I'm very disappointed in you, Peter. 1393 01:17:44,026 --> 01:17:46,028 I'll punch their fucking lights out. 1394 01:17:46,128 --> 01:17:47,808 Andy! No, no, no, there's too many of them. 1395 01:17:55,437 --> 01:17:56,438 Pete. 1396 01:18:08,150 --> 01:18:09,151 Peter. 1397 01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:10,752 We gotta go. Gary's right. 1398 01:18:10,753 --> 01:18:12,587 We gotta get to The King's Head. Exactly. 1399 01:18:12,588 --> 01:18:13,726 What? 1400 01:18:14,957 --> 01:18:17,759 We are not going to The King's Head. We're done. 1401 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:19,727 We're going to do what we should have done in the first place. 1402 01:18:19,728 --> 01:18:21,049 Get The Beast and get out of here. 1403 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:24,277 We are fucking leaving and we are never coming back. 1404 01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,235 Now, you can either come with us willingly 1405 01:18:27,236 --> 01:18:30,238 or I'm gonna knock you the fuck out and carry you there myself. 1406 01:18:30,239 --> 01:18:32,307 You choose. All right. All right. 1407 01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:36,044 Just think about what you're saying, you know, because you have been drinking. 1408 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:37,046 You fuck. 1409 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,471 Shit, it's those fucking kids. 1410 01:18:56,632 --> 01:18:58,134 Not them again. 1411 01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:05,006 What the hell is that? 1412 01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:07,487 I don't know, but it's definitely not modern art. 1413 01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:20,388 Oh, shit, we're trapped. Where's The Beast? 1414 01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:24,826 Okay, all right. We're here, so The Beast is in the next street. 1415 01:19:24,827 --> 01:19:25,994 How are we gonna get to it? 1416 01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:27,996 We'll have to go through. Through where? 1417 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:29,874 I don't fucking believe this. 1418 01:19:31,567 --> 01:19:32,875 Number 10. 1419 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:37,673 Come on. 1420 01:19:40,976 --> 01:19:41,954 Let's go. 1421 01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:44,422 The backdoor, back door. Let's go. 1422 01:19:45,347 --> 01:19:46,348 Here we go. 1423 01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:50,519 Okay, there it is. 1424 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,321 Shit. 1425 01:19:54,189 --> 01:19:56,724 We wait for an opening, and then we leg it to The Beast. 1426 01:19:56,725 --> 01:19:58,329 We need the keys. 1427 01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:02,035 Gary? 1428 01:20:04,366 --> 01:20:06,573 Gary, what are you doing? 1429 01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:09,370 Just a little toast. 1430 01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:12,373 Gary, put the pint down, yeah? 1431 01:20:12,374 --> 01:20:15,412 To Oliver, Pete. 1432 01:20:16,612 --> 01:20:17,590 And to us. 1433 01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:20,384 You know, 'cause 10 pubs isn't bad, 1434 01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:24,563 It's not, but we're calling time. 1435 01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:27,556 Okay. 1436 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,914 So close. 1437 01:20:47,910 --> 01:20:48,945 Number 10. 1438 01:20:50,913 --> 01:20:51,914 Okay. 1439 01:20:52,614 --> 01:20:53,888 So close. 1440 01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:02,497 No, no, no, no, no. Gary! 1441 01:21:03,992 --> 01:21:05,593 Gary! Gary! 1442 01:21:05,594 --> 01:21:08,006 Let him go. He left you, man. 1443 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:09,766 I can't. 1444 01:21:10,599 --> 01:21:11,600 Andy! 1445 01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,650 Gary! Gary! 1446 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,625 Gary, come back! Come back, you stupid bastard! 1447 01:21:54,676 --> 01:21:55,916 Gary! 1448 01:21:56,645 --> 01:21:58,955 Gary! Gary! 1449 01:22:22,704 --> 01:22:24,372 Andy, look out! 1450 01:22:41,256 --> 01:22:42,234 Come on! 1451 01:22:44,193 --> 01:22:45,194 What the... 1452 01:22:48,197 --> 01:22:50,473 Get in. Get in. 1453 01:22:51,333 --> 01:22:53,711 Gary, Andy, get the fuck in! 1454 01:22:54,069 --> 01:22:56,811 You heard him, Andy. Get the fuck in. 1455 01:22:57,005 --> 01:22:58,814 We haven't much time! 1456 01:23:10,252 --> 01:23:12,823 Andy! Go, now! Steven! 1457 01:23:13,889 --> 01:23:15,027 Go! 1458 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:35,988 Andy. 1459 01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:39,450 I want you inside me. 1460 01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:41,550 Okay. 1461 01:23:46,989 --> 01:23:47,990 Cheers. 1462 01:24:08,410 --> 01:24:09,718 Ah! 1463 01:24:10,245 --> 01:24:12,691 You've had enough! This is The World's End, man! 1464 01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:13,918 I know! 1465 01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:15,684 Stop this! 1466 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:20,054 Leave me alone! What do you care anyway? 1467 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:23,691 Of course I fucking care. There's a reason I'm angry at you! 1468 01:24:23,692 --> 01:24:25,726 I know why you're angry at me, okay? 1469 01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:28,230 But it's not my fault that you crashed that car. 1470 01:24:28,330 --> 01:24:31,311 That's not the point. You let me down, man. 1471 01:24:31,633 --> 01:24:34,477 You were Gary King. Gary fucking King. 1472 01:24:35,304 --> 01:24:39,173 I would have followed you to the end. I fucking have! 1473 01:24:39,174 --> 01:24:41,347 Then stop following me! 1474 01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:49,091 No! It's just one more. 1475 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:51,594 Let me have this. 1476 01:24:52,854 --> 01:24:54,655 You've got everything you want. 1477 01:24:54,656 --> 01:24:56,090 What are you talking about? 1478 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:59,994 You've got your perfect job and your perfect house and your perfect wife. 1479 01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:01,406 You think it's so perfect? 1480 01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:05,542 She left me, Gary. 1481 01:25:06,134 --> 01:25:08,402 She took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago, 1482 01:25:08,403 --> 01:25:11,839 Said I'm not present enough. I'm trying to win her back. 1483 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:13,474 And God knows I am losing. 1484 01:25:13,475 --> 01:25:17,514 But I will continue to fight, because that is how we survive. 1485 01:25:18,714 --> 01:25:22,783 For fuck's sake, Gary, I just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy. 1486 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,986 Exactly! You fight for what's important. 1487 01:25:24,987 --> 01:25:27,054 But what is so important about The Golden Mile? 1488 01:25:27,055 --> 01:25:28,557 It's all I've got! 1489 01:25:29,324 --> 01:25:30,428 Gary. 1490 01:25:51,913 --> 01:25:53,085 You need help, Gary. 1491 01:25:53,348 --> 01:25:56,795 I got help. You know what help was? 1492 01:25:57,919 --> 01:25:59,987 Help was a lot of people sitting in a circle 1493 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,934 talking about how fucking awful things had got. 1494 01:26:02,557 --> 01:26:04,925 That is not my idea of a good time. 1495 01:26:04,926 --> 01:26:07,998 And this is? They told me when to go to bed. 1496 01:26:09,231 --> 01:26:10,232 Me! 1497 01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:16,504 Gary, mate, how can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober? 1498 01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:18,416 I don't wanna be sober. 1499 01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:22,412 It never got better than that night. 1500 01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:24,931 That was supposed to be the beginning of my life. 1501 01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:28,593 All that promise and fucking optimism. 1502 01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:32,364 That feeling like we could take on the whole universe. 1503 01:26:33,055 --> 01:26:34,591 It was a big lie. 1504 01:26:36,391 --> 01:26:38,526 Nothing happened. 1505 01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:40,200 You don't need to do this, Gary. 1506 01:26:43,398 --> 01:26:44,604 Yeah, I do. 1507 01:26:49,104 --> 01:26:50,640 Please, stand by. 1508 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:54,244 Please, stand by. 1509 01:26:56,645 --> 01:26:58,283 Please, stand by. 1510 01:27:00,515 --> 01:27:01,994 Please, stand by. 1511 01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:05,631 Ah! 1512 01:27:48,964 --> 01:27:50,364 What are you doing? 1513 01:27:50,365 --> 01:27:52,038 No, don't go out there. 1514 01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:54,841 Gary King. 1515 01:27:55,971 --> 01:27:57,211 Yeah? 1516 01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:02,885 Gary King of the humans. 1517 01:28:03,245 --> 01:28:05,054 Yeah. What do you want? 1518 01:28:05,413 --> 01:28:08,949 We are here to enable your full potential, 1519 01:28:08,950 --> 01:28:12,386 as we have with countless worlds across the galaxy. 1520 01:28:12,387 --> 01:28:14,958 Oh, yeah? How'd you manage that, then? 1521 01:28:15,090 --> 01:28:17,591 We appropriate a small percentage of the population 1522 01:28:17,592 --> 01:28:20,903 at 2,000 or so penetration points across the planet. 1523 01:28:21,196 --> 01:28:24,006 This ensures maximum coverage. 1524 01:28:24,566 --> 01:28:30,037 From there, we create simulants to spread our ideologies 1525 01:28:30,038 --> 01:28:31,711 through peaceful indoctrination. 1526 01:28:32,374 --> 01:28:35,981 Our objective is simple, to ready the population 1527 01:28:36,111 --> 01:28:38,717 for participation in our galactic community. 1528 01:28:39,447 --> 01:28:43,293 This method requires a small sacrifice. 1529 01:28:43,451 --> 01:28:45,727 But the fewer replacements we make, 1530 01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:48,155 the more successful we consider our operation. 1531 01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:52,730 Of course, we welcome those who volunteer themselves. 1532 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:57,773 We can offer attractive incentives for those who willingly combine. 1533 01:28:58,366 --> 01:29:01,643 The chance to be young again and yet retain selected memories. 1534 01:29:02,804 --> 01:29:05,148 Isn't that something you'd like? 1535 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:08,419 Something you've always wanted? 1536 01:29:17,919 --> 01:29:21,162 Oh, my God! I'm so cute! 1537 01:29:22,123 --> 01:29:25,730 The beauty of our system is that we all win. 1538 01:29:25,961 --> 01:29:28,168 There are no losers. 1539 01:29:31,433 --> 01:29:34,107 Allow me to carry your legend forward. 1540 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:38,713 Let the man you have become be the boy you were. 1541 01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:49,960 Nah. 1542 01:29:51,052 --> 01:29:52,998 There's only one Gary King. 1543 01:29:54,990 --> 01:30:00,463 Then you have made your choice, Gary King of the humans. 1544 01:30:00,829 --> 01:30:02,329 Yeah, I have. 1545 01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:07,334 Because frankly, who the fuck are you to come down here and tell us what to do? 1546 01:30:07,335 --> 01:30:11,839 We are The Network and we are here for your betterment. 1547 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:13,307 In the last 23 years, 1548 01:30:13,308 --> 01:30:16,289 have you not marveled as information technology has surged forward? 1549 01:30:16,444 --> 01:30:17,845 No. 1550 01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:22,116 Earth has grown smaller yet greater as connectivity has grown. 1551 01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:25,719 This is our doing and it is just the beginning. 1552 01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:28,223 Oh, fuck off, you big lamp. 1553 01:30:28,490 --> 01:30:31,699 You are children and you require guidance. 1554 01:30:32,193 --> 01:30:33,831 There is no room for imperfection. 1555 01:30:34,162 --> 01:30:37,837 Hey, Earth isn't perfect, all right? And humans aren't perfect. 1556 01:30:37,999 --> 01:30:40,377 And guess what? I ain't perfect. 1557 01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:43,837 And therein lies the necessity for this intervention. 1558 01:30:43,838 --> 01:30:48,442 Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you? 1559 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,686 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1560 01:30:51,913 --> 01:30:54,114 Who put you in charge, huh? 1561 01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:56,425 Who are you to criticize anyone? 1562 01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:58,892 Now, you might think Gary's a bit of a cock, 1563 01:30:59,487 --> 01:31:02,798 and he is a bit of a cock, but he's my cock. 1564 01:31:02,924 --> 01:31:04,358 Oh, thanks, man. 1565 01:31:04,359 --> 01:31:09,063 But he is a detriment to himself, just as Earth is a detriment to the galaxy. 1566 01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,197 What did you say? 1567 01:31:10,198 --> 01:31:14,169 You act out the same cycles of self-destruction again and again. 1568 01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:19,241 At this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy. 1569 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:22,250 What did he say? He's saying we're a bunch of fuck-ups. 1570 01:31:22,510 --> 01:31:25,980 Hey, it's our basic human right to be fuck-ups. 1571 01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:30,154 This civilization was founded on fuck-ups. And you know what? 1572 01:31:30,285 --> 01:31:32,753 That makes me proud. And me! 1573 01:31:32,754 --> 01:31:35,530 What is it they say? "To err is..." 1574 01:31:36,091 --> 01:31:37,157 "To err is human." 1575 01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:40,696 "To err is human," so, uh... 1576 01:31:41,763 --> 01:31:44,631 We do not believe you speak for all humanity. 1577 01:31:44,632 --> 01:31:47,768 You are but two men. Two drunk men. 1578 01:31:47,769 --> 01:31:49,442 Three drunk men! 1579 01:31:50,605 --> 01:31:52,506 Stevie-baby! 1580 01:31:54,476 --> 01:31:57,923 Enough! Enough, humans! 1581 01:31:58,546 --> 01:32:03,450 Oh, you are in trouble now. It's only the fucking Three Musketeers. 1582 01:32:03,451 --> 01:32:07,388 You are revolting against the wisdom of countless solar systems. 1583 01:32:07,389 --> 01:32:08,834 Yeah, we are revolting! 1584 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:12,630 You just said you're not here to conquer. Can I just ask, 1585 01:32:12,794 --> 01:32:15,638 how many people did you have to replace in Newton Haven? 1586 01:32:15,797 --> 01:32:17,470 That is irrelevant. Is it? 1587 01:32:17,966 --> 01:32:21,880 Hands up. Who here is human? 1588 01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:24,907 I'm human. One! 1589 01:32:25,907 --> 01:32:27,682 And me. That's two. 1590 01:32:28,109 --> 01:32:30,277 I am. But don't know for how long. 1591 01:32:30,278 --> 01:32:31,845 Basil! Shh... 1592 01:32:31,846 --> 01:32:35,649 So what's that? Three? You had to replace an entire town? 1593 01:32:35,650 --> 01:32:36,950 Not the entire town. 1594 01:32:36,951 --> 01:32:40,320 Everybody apart from old Nutbowl and the Shifty twins. 1595 01:32:40,321 --> 01:32:42,356 That's a good name for a band, Gary. You should write that down. 1596 01:32:42,357 --> 01:32:44,425 I will. What about the ones you replaced, 1597 01:32:44,426 --> 01:32:45,959 like Peter and Oliver? 1598 01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,328 Yeah, what happened to the empties? 1599 01:32:48,329 --> 01:32:50,240 I told you not to ask that! 1600 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:53,902 Redundant vessels are recycled, mulched and converted into fertilizer, 1601 01:32:54,002 --> 01:32:57,471 whereupon they are returned to the earth to promote verdancy and growth. 1602 01:32:57,472 --> 01:33:00,207 It is a highly efficient means of organic renewal. 1603 01:33:00,208 --> 01:33:01,508 Mulched? 1604 01:33:01,509 --> 01:33:03,911 It is a relative few in light of our long-term plan. 1605 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:07,247 You mean a few hundred thousand turned to fucking compost? 1606 01:33:07,248 --> 01:33:09,583 What about the other places? The penetration points. 1607 01:33:10,718 --> 01:33:12,686 Are they as successful as Newton Haven? 1608 01:33:12,687 --> 01:33:15,689 Because I'm guessing we're not the only glitch in your system. 1609 01:33:15,690 --> 01:33:19,160 It is true, The Network has been experiencing some difficulties. 1610 01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:22,763 I think you bit off more than you can chew with Earth, mate. 1611 01:33:22,764 --> 01:33:25,040 Yeah, 'cause we are more belligerent, more stubborn 1612 01:33:25,166 --> 01:33:27,468 and more idiotic than you can possibly imagine, 1613 01:33:27,469 --> 01:33:29,436 and I am not just talking about Gary. 1614 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,105 Yeah, there's more than one Gary King. 1615 01:33:31,106 --> 01:33:34,053 But you said... I fucking know what I fucking said! 1616 01:33:34,209 --> 01:33:38,345 Your reliance on profanity is a measure of your immaturity as a man and a species, 1617 01:33:38,346 --> 01:33:42,590 Why don't you just get in your rocket and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts! 1618 01:33:42,717 --> 01:33:46,520 Yeah! Stop fucking Starbucking us, man! Yeah! 1619 01:33:46,521 --> 01:33:48,288 It is our duty to challenge you. 1620 01:33:48,289 --> 01:33:51,125 Just leave us to our own devices, you intergalactic arseholes. 1621 01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:52,726 You misunderstand. Shut up! 1622 01:33:52,727 --> 01:33:54,595 We are trying... Nobody's listening! 1623 01:33:54,596 --> 01:33:55,662 If you'd only... 1624 01:33:55,663 --> 01:34:00,874 Face it, we are the human race and we don't like being told what to do. 1625 01:34:03,238 --> 01:34:05,309 Just what is it that you want to do? 1626 01:34:06,241 --> 01:34:08,408 We want to be free! Yeah. 1627 01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:10,511 We want to be free to do what we want to do! 1628 01:34:10,512 --> 01:34:11,513 Yeah. 1629 01:34:11,613 --> 01:34:13,280 We want to get loaded. Yeah. 1630 01:34:13,281 --> 01:34:15,249 And we want to have a good time. 1631 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,526 And that's what we're going to do. 1632 01:34:18,553 --> 01:34:21,088 It is pointless arguing with you. 1633 01:34:21,089 --> 01:34:24,127 You will be left to your own devices. 1634 01:34:24,292 --> 01:34:25,862 Really? 1635 01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:27,064 Yeah. 1636 01:34:27,762 --> 01:34:28,763 Fuck if. 1637 01:34:38,439 --> 01:34:41,079 They fucked off. 1638 01:34:44,846 --> 01:34:49,295 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Up yours! Up yours! Up yours! 1639 01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:53,387 Yeah, we did it! We won, we won! 1640 01:34:57,225 --> 01:34:59,136 Gary, let's Boo-Boo. 1641 01:35:02,931 --> 01:35:04,433 Yeah, it's shit here, innit? 1642 01:35:07,135 --> 01:35:09,445 Oi, up here! 1643 01:35:09,871 --> 01:35:10,872 Go! 1644 01:35:14,075 --> 01:35:15,076 Get up. 1645 01:35:15,577 --> 01:35:16,555 Come on! 1646 01:35:32,794 --> 01:35:34,432 Well done. 1647 01:35:34,629 --> 01:35:37,064 Thanks a bunch. Had to go and spoil it, didn't you? 1648 01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:39,011 Yeah, happy now? 1649 01:35:39,834 --> 01:35:41,404 Basil, what do we do now? 1650 01:35:41,836 --> 01:35:43,570 Same as before. 1651 01:35:43,571 --> 01:35:45,380 Go! 1652 01:35:49,677 --> 01:35:50,849 Where's The Beast? 1653 01:35:51,946 --> 01:35:53,447 The Beast is dead, mate. 1654 01:35:53,448 --> 01:35:56,783 You know what... You know what's really annoying? 1655 01:35:56,784 --> 01:35:57,851 What? 1656 01:35:57,852 --> 01:36:00,526 I promised myself I wouldn't die in this town. 1657 01:36:02,357 --> 01:36:03,995 You're not gonna. 1658 01:36:05,159 --> 01:36:07,160 I think our luck just changed. 1659 01:36:07,161 --> 01:36:08,765 Whoo-hoo! 1660 01:36:10,531 --> 01:36:11,509 Oh! 1661 01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:13,000 Sorry! 1662 01:36:13,001 --> 01:36:15,003 Sam? Yes. 1663 01:36:15,136 --> 01:36:16,436 You came back for us! 1664 01:36:16,437 --> 01:36:19,281 Yes, I did. Well, I got lost on the ring road. But, yes. 1665 01:36:19,507 --> 01:36:23,243 Hi, Sam, could you give us a lift to London, please? 1666 01:36:23,244 --> 01:36:25,112 Did you find out what happened to my brother? 1667 01:36:25,113 --> 01:36:26,153 We'll tell you on the way. 1668 01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:30,517 Sorry about the mess. I've been meaning 10 clear that up. 1669 01:36:30,518 --> 01:36:32,725 We forgive you. Let's go. Which way? 1670 01:36:33,588 --> 01:36:34,589 Backwards! 1671 01:36:56,110 --> 01:36:57,453 Which way now? 1672 01:36:58,146 --> 01:36:59,386 Go straight over! 1673 01:37:17,765 --> 01:37:19,244 We can make it. 1674 01:37:21,669 --> 01:37:22,739 We're gonna make it. 1675 01:37:30,411 --> 01:37:31,754 We made it! 1676 01:38:32,306 --> 01:38:33,808 I'm sorry. 1677 01:38:37,478 --> 01:38:38,718 I know. 1678 01:38:40,681 --> 01:38:41,887 I know. 1679 01:38:42,316 --> 01:38:43,850 Everyone remembers where they were 1680 01:38:43,851 --> 01:38:46,024 when the lights went out on Planet Earth. 1681 01:38:46,154 --> 01:38:50,432 Me, Gary, Steven and Sam, we were standing right by the switch. 1682 01:38:51,559 --> 01:38:54,403 I guess it was a big night for everyone. 1683 01:38:55,029 --> 01:38:58,272 That morning gave a whole new meaning to the word "hangover". 1684 01:38:59,667 --> 01:39:03,638 We decided to walk it off, all the way back to London, 1685 01:39:04,505 --> 01:39:08,146 but the headache didn't end there. It just went on and on. 1686 01:39:09,877 --> 01:39:11,515 Talk about the Big Smoke. 1687 01:39:13,214 --> 01:39:18,129 When The Network went down, it triggered some kind of pulse, 1688 01:39:19,854 --> 01:39:21,765 wiped out all our technology 1689 01:39:23,724 --> 01:39:25,362 and sent us here, 1690 01:39:27,161 --> 01:39:29,198 back to the Dark Ages. 1691 01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:33,572 There were casualties, of course. I knew a few of them. 1692 01:39:34,001 --> 01:39:37,847 Some guy from work, my cousin Paul, Gary's mum. 1693 01:39:40,842 --> 01:39:43,243 Nobody really knew how many we lost, 1694 01:39:43,244 --> 01:39:45,912 because we never heard from the rest of the world again. 1695 01:39:45,913 --> 01:39:47,654 Everyone got cut off. 1696 01:39:48,616 --> 01:39:51,256 It isn't easy now, but it is simpler. 1697 01:39:51,786 --> 01:39:54,254 I'm back with the wife, which is something. 1698 01:39:54,255 --> 01:39:58,291 We decided our problems didn't seem as bad in the grand scheme of things, 1699 01:39:58,292 --> 01:40:02,229 We all had to go organic in a big way, but if I'm honest, 1700 01:40:02,230 --> 01:40:05,837 I'm hard pressed to recall any processed foods I actually miss. 1701 01:40:09,770 --> 01:40:13,149 As for the blanks, well, a funny thing happened there. 1702 01:40:14,075 --> 01:40:15,554 They woke up. 1703 01:40:15,910 --> 01:40:20,086 A week or so after The Network pulled out, they just sort of rebooted by themselves, 1704 01:40:21,082 --> 01:40:22,755 tried to start afresh. 1705 01:40:24,352 --> 01:40:28,323 They seemed lost at first, children cut off from their parents, 1706 01:40:28,990 --> 01:40:33,666 abandoned, forgotten, looking for guidance, for someone to show them the way. 1707 01:40:34,829 --> 01:40:36,809 I felt a bit sorry for them, to be honest. 1708 01:40:38,566 --> 01:40:40,400 The Network was right about one thing. 1709 01:40:40,401 --> 01:40:42,779 We can be a bit uncivilized. 1710 01:40:43,437 --> 01:40:47,112 Maybe we would've been a bad influence on the rest of the galaxy. 1711 01:40:47,975 --> 01:40:50,810 Oliver went back to being an estate agent. 1712 01:40:50,811 --> 01:40:53,113 People still need a roof over their heads, 1713 01:40:53,114 --> 01:40:55,492 and the old Ollie always had a gift for the gab. 1714 01:40:55,650 --> 01:40:58,785 I guess the new one has, too. 1715 01:40:58,786 --> 01:41:00,493 He's doing all right. 1716 01:41:01,455 --> 01:41:04,026 I hear that the Peter found his way home to Bishop's Gardens. 1717 01:41:04,358 --> 01:41:08,170 I suppose he picked up where the other one left off. 1718 01:41:09,163 --> 01:41:11,473 I'm not sure his wife noticed. 1719 01:41:11,799 --> 01:41:16,077 Maybe she chose not to. He's a pretty good dad by all accounts. 1720 01:41:18,239 --> 01:41:21,074 Steven and Sam got together in the end. 1721 01:41:21,075 --> 01:41:23,043 Didn't see that coming. 1722 01:41:23,044 --> 01:41:25,312 They shacked up just outside London. 1723 01:41:25,313 --> 01:41:27,589 It's a pretty nice shack, too. 1724 01:41:28,049 --> 01:41:31,155 As for Gary? I don't know what happened to Gary. 1725 01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:35,301 We got separated and I never saw him again. 1726 01:41:36,390 --> 01:41:39,860 Some say he went back to Newton Haven. I don't know why. 1727 01:41:40,628 --> 01:41:42,630 I think his business there was done. 1728 01:41:43,831 --> 01:41:46,675 It's funny, but I miss him. 1729 01:41:47,668 --> 01:41:51,514 I wonder if he misses me. Misses the boys. 1730 01:41:58,212 --> 01:42:00,692 Wherever he is, I hope he's happy. 1731 01:42:01,048 --> 01:42:03,083 That's all he ever wanted, really. 1732 01:42:03,084 --> 01:42:04,722 To have a good time. 1733 01:42:05,319 --> 01:42:08,391 I just hope he found it beyond the bottom of a glass. 1734 01:42:09,557 --> 01:42:14,267 Because real happiness, real friends, those are things worth living for, 1735 01:42:15,997 --> 01:42:17,670 worth fighting for. 1736 01:42:29,877 --> 01:42:31,254 Blank bastards. 1737 01:42:34,715 --> 01:42:36,388 Fucking robots. 1738 01:42:45,493 --> 01:42:47,063 Five waters, please. 1739 01:42:49,397 --> 01:42:50,899 You can have one. 1740 01:42:51,766 --> 01:42:53,667 But I ain't serving this scum. 1741 01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:56,706 Well, I'm afraid it's all for one and one for all. 1742 01:42:56,904 --> 01:42:59,272 You see, my young friends and I are on an adventure. 1743 01:42:59,273 --> 01:43:02,942 A quest, if you will. And since we find ourselves in need of refreshment, 1744 01:43:02,943 --> 01:43:05,651 you, sir, have the honor of drawing first blood. 1745 01:43:06,814 --> 01:43:08,885 So, I'll ask you again, 1746 01:43:09,283 --> 01:43:10,762 for the last time, 1747 01:43:12,119 --> 01:43:15,191 five waters, please. 1748 01:43:23,597 --> 01:43:26,043 Who the hell do you think you are? 1749 01:43:26,434 --> 01:43:30,280 Me? They call me The King.