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Hey, ma, look.
A airplane.
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What?
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Airplane.
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Oh, yeah. Huh.
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Who was TV's Kojak?
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Darren mcgavin.
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Kojak, not kolchak.
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Oh, um...
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- How many letters?
- Seven.
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Do you have
any letters already?
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Yeah. The third
letter is a v, I think.
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I'm not sure.
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Blank-blank-blank-v-
blank-blank-blank. Right?
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Yes, I think.
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It's a bald guy, right?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
as we start our descent,
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please make sure
your seat backs
and tray tables
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are in full
upright position,
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make sure your seat belt
is fastened securely
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and all carry-on
luggage is stowed
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beneath the seat
in front of you
or in the overhead bins.
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Please turn off all
electronic devices
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until we are safely
parked at the gate.
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Thank you.
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November 12th, 1995.
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Dear Michael.
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Fuck you.
Just fuck you.
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You just walk away?
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After all you said to me?
After all we did?
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After all those
fucking promises?
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After all that
fucking fucking?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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allow me to be the first
to welcome you to Cincinnati,
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where the local time
is 7:43 P.M.,
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and the temperature is
68 degrees fahrenheit.
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We will be
taxiing for a while,
so please stay seated
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until the pilot turns off
the "fasten seat belt" light.
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Sorry I grabbed
your hand.
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It's okay.
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It's a reflex.
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I'm usually sitting
next to my wife.
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I don't like to fly.
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I said it's okay.
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You can let go
now, though.
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Robert Hernandez,
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please pick up
the white courtesy phone.
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Please, Robert Hernandez
to the white courtesy phone,
please.
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Welcome to
cincinnati/north Kentucky
international airport.
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While on the moving sidewalk,
please stand to the...
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Hello.
Hi.
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I need to go
to the fregoli.
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Downtown.
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Yup.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.
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No parking
or waiting allowed.
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Unattended vehicles
in this area will be towed.
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Thanks.
Yup.
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Can I smoke in here?
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You see that sign?
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Oh.
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You're from
england, right?
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Yeah, I'm from england.
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I can tell by your accent.
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And the whistling,
that's British airways.
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It's lakme, actually.
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Nah, that's
British airways.
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Anyway, I have
an ear for accents.
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How's the weather
there now? Good?
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Well, I'm from
there originally.
I live here now.
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In sin-sin city,
you know, as I call it?
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Not here. The states.
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"The states."
I like that.
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"Across the pond.
The states.
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"The trolley. Cheerio.
Put another shrimp
on the Barbie."
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I like all that
English stuff.
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Whereabout
in "the states"?
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Los Angeles.
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Oh, la, la. Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah. Tinseltown.
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Well, Cincinnati's
a great city, too.
Don't knock it.
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I wasn't. I'm sure it is.
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Damn straight.
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First time?
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Once before.
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Oh, it's changed
since then.
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You ought to check it out,
you know, while you're here.
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Yeah, I will. Thanks.
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Yeah.
You're welcome.
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Fuck you, asshole!
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Yeah, you oughta
check it out.
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Check it out.
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The zoo is great.
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World-class, they say.
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Many, many important,
you know, uh,
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whatchamacallit,
endangered species,
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breeding programs,
you know.
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It's famous for it.
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Pandas. Other things.
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Owls.
Uh-huh.
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That sounds fascinating.
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Damn straight.
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Yeah, you should
check it out.
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Oh! And you gotta try
the Cincinnati chili.
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It's chili like
you never had.
Trust me.
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La chili? England chili?
Forget about it.
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They make it here
with cinnamon and chocolate
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and they serve it
over pasta.
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Imagine that if you can.
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I'll try to,
yeah. Thanks.
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Is there a toy store
near the hotel?
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A toy store?
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You mean,
a "toy" store?
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Yeah, toy store.
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Yeah, there's
a "toy" store
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about two blocks up.
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It's open all night.
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Real class place.
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I have a pickup call
at 16th and Lincoln.
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Anybody in the area?
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Anyway, there's a lot
to see in the city.
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Revitalized downtown...
I'm only here for a day.
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What?
I'm just here for a day.
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You know, I'm sorry.
I'm not getting that.
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The accent.
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I'm just
here for a day.
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Well, the zoo then.
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You don't need
more than a day
for the zoo.
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It's just zoo-sized.
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And the chili.
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You only need, like,
an hour for the chili.
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Hey, that's
Michael stone.
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Michael stone.
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Harris, can you get
these bags, please?
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That's Michael stone.
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Hello. Welcome
to the fregoli.
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Hi, I'm
checking in. Stone.
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Welcome, Mr. stone.
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Oh, there we go.
Michael stone.
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Smoking, king-sized bed.
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And you'll be with us
for just one night, sir?
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One night. Yes.
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I'll just need
to make an imprint
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of your credit card,
for incidentals,
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and we'll be all set.
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I'd like a quiet room,
if you have one.
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Yes, sir.
Of course.
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I have a charming
deluxe smoking
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junior suite on
the tenth floor
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with a king-sized bed.
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Far above
the street noise.
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That sounds good.
Great.
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So it's all set then.
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Dennis here will
show you to your room.
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Oh, thank you.
Right this way, sir.
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My name is Dennis.
Hi.
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After you, sir.
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So how was
your trip in?
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It was fine, thanks.
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Good.
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Bumpy? At all?
Uh, no.
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I'm sorry?
No.
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Oh, well,
you're safe now.
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I think the room will
be to your liking, sir.
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Just up here
to the left, sir.
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There you go,
after you.
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Nice weather
we're having.
Yeah.
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What?
Yes.
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Yes, the weather
is very good.
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Very, very,
very, very good.
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Sixty-eight
degrees fahrenheit.
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And here we are.
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After you, sir.
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It's the bathroom.
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Air conditioning and
heat controls here.
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TV, remote control.
Mini-bar.
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All self-explanatory,
i think.
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Um...
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Ice machine
down the hall.
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And would you like me
to get you some ice
before I leave?
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No, I'm okay, thanks.
Here you go.
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Oh. Thank you
very much, sir.
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If you need anything at all,
please just give us a ring.
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My name's Dennis.
Thanks.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Touch
the door to the room.
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If it feels hot,
do not open it.
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Fill the tub with water,
soak a towel,
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and place it in the space
at the bottom of the door.
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If the door is not hot,
you may leave the room,
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but bring your
room key with you
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in case exits are blocked
and you need to get back in.
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Hmm?
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Room service.
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How may I
help you, Mr. stone?
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Um, I'd like to order
some room service.
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Yes.
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I'll have
the bibb lettuce salad
and the salmon.
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Yes, sir.
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Would you like anything
to drink tonight?
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No. I'll find something
in the mini-bar.
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Very good.
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Dessert? We have a...
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No, no, no, thanks.
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Very good, sir.
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So that's
a bibb lettuce,
gorgonzola,
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prosciutto,
and walnut salad.
Yes.
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With honey raspberry
vinaigrette dressing.
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Yes.
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And the wild-caught
copper river Alaska
salmon amandine.
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Yes.
With baby asparagus...
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Yes.
...And the
black truffle broth.
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Yes.
Very good.
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And that's for
room 1007?
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Yes.
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Very good.
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It's 9:13 now.
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It should be there
within 35 minutes,
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which will make it 9:48.
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Thank you.
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Thank...
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Hello?
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.
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You just get in?
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I'm at the hotel.
How are you?
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Pre-menstrual.
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How was the flight?
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Ah, it was okay.
A little bumpy.
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Oh, I hate that.
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Just a minute, Henry!
No, I'm on the phone!
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Just a minute!
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What?
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No, it's daddy!
Donna.
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Daddy!
Donna.
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Daddy!
Donna!
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He wants to say hi.
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Okay. Donna,
i don't want to...
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Hold on.
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He's coming downstairs.
He's in his pirate suit.
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Come on, Henry.
Daddy's waiting.
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Yes. It's long-distance!
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Jesus.
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Here he is.
Okay.
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Hi, slugger.
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Say something.
It's long-distance.
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Hi, daddy.
I'm a pirate.
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Are you?
That's great. I'm glad
to hear your voice.
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Did you buy me something?
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Not yet. But I will.
I just got here.
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Okay, I love you.
Take care. Bye.
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Well, he gets
right to the point.
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Yeah.
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So, um...
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What else? I mean,
how's your room?
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It's, you know,
it's a room.
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It's nice, I guess.
Big bed.
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Oh, that's good. You can
thrash about all you like.
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Okay, Donna,
it's not that I like it.
It's restlessness.
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Okay, okay.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You doing anything tonight?
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No.
261
00:16:22.682 --> 00:16:25.149
I ordered room service.
262
00:16:25.151 --> 00:16:27.986
I'll watch a movie
or something.
I don't know.
263
00:16:27.988 --> 00:16:29.253
I should get some sleep.
264
00:16:30.190 --> 00:16:31.255
Okay.
265
00:16:32.325 --> 00:16:35.326
Well, I better go.
266
00:16:35.328 --> 00:16:36.394
I've got to get
dinner together for hen.
267
00:16:36.396 --> 00:16:38.029
Okay.
268
00:16:38.031 --> 00:16:39.630
Have a good night.
269
00:16:39.632 --> 00:16:41.499
Okay.
270
00:16:41.501 --> 00:16:44.068
Good luck tomorrow.
Yeah, thanks.
271
00:16:44.070 --> 00:16:46.004
Okay, bye.
Bye.
272
00:17:38.825 --> 00:17:41.225
"Thank you.
273
00:17:41.227 --> 00:17:44.228
"It is my privilege today
to talk to you about
customer service,
274
00:17:44.230 --> 00:17:46.497
"what it is and why it's
an essential component
275
00:17:46.499 --> 00:17:49.434
"of any successful
business enterprise.
276
00:17:49.436 --> 00:17:51.769
"The front line of every
customer department
277
00:17:51.771 --> 00:17:54.672
"is the group of folks
who interact directly
with the public.
278
00:17:54.674 --> 00:17:57.475
"The telephone representative
at corporate headquarters,
279
00:17:57.477 --> 00:18:00.111
"the retail associate
on the floor of the
regional store,
280
00:18:00.113 --> 00:18:01.712
"the guys or gal..."
281
00:18:07.120 --> 00:18:08.086
Fuck.
282
00:18:25.538 --> 00:18:27.238
- You bitch.
- Asshole.
283
00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:28.923
Then why are you
still here?
284
00:18:28.924 --> 00:18:30.607
I'm leaving.
I just need to find
my wallet.
285
00:18:30.610 --> 00:18:32.410
Why don't you
find your balls while
you're at it?
286
00:18:32.411 --> 00:18:34.211
You knew I didn't
want to get married.
287
00:18:34.214 --> 00:18:36.514
Yeah. Well,
you agreed to it.
You're a grownup.
288
00:18:36.516 --> 00:18:38.316
Yeah, I'm a grownup.
You remind me of that
every day.
289
00:18:38.885 --> 00:18:39.851
Well,
someone has to.
290
00:18:39.853 --> 00:18:40.785
Bitch.
291
00:18:49.229 --> 00:18:50.595
Asshole.
292
00:18:50.597 --> 00:18:52.163
I'm going.
293
00:18:52.165 --> 00:18:53.764
Oh, yeah?
Where are you gonna go?
294
00:18:53.766 --> 00:18:55.633
I'm just going.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
295
00:18:55.635 --> 00:18:57.835
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
296
00:18:57.837 --> 00:19:00.404
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
297
00:19:00.406 --> 00:19:02.640
Why don't you
fuck off, bitch?
You fuck off.
298
00:19:02.642 --> 00:19:04.408
You know, my mother was right
when she said you're a bitch.
299
00:19:04.410 --> 00:19:05.643
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
300
00:19:24.531 --> 00:19:27.165
Housekeeping.
Would you like turndown
service tonight?
301
00:19:42.749 --> 00:19:44.682
Thank you.
302
00:19:44.684 --> 00:19:47.952
It is my privilege
today to talk to you
about customer service.
303
00:19:47.954 --> 00:19:49.720
What it is and why...
304
00:19:51.524 --> 00:19:52.657
Shit.
305
00:19:57.430 --> 00:19:59.964
I mean, what the fuck
did I do, Michael?
306
00:20:01.367 --> 00:20:03.301
It's a goddamn mystery.
307
00:20:03.303 --> 00:20:05.303
It's like
the goddamn mystery
of the ages.
308
00:20:05.305 --> 00:20:06.270
Oh, shit.
309
00:20:08.708 --> 00:20:09.740
One minute,
we were going to spend
310
00:20:09.742 --> 00:20:10.741
the rest of our
lives together,
311
00:20:10.743 --> 00:20:12.843
and the next...
312
00:20:14.647 --> 00:20:15.746
Amarossi. Okay.
313
00:20:18.318 --> 00:20:20.351
Hi, Bella.
It's Michael.
314
00:20:35.401 --> 00:20:36.400
Shit.
315
00:20:37.704 --> 00:20:39.303
Hi, Bella,
it's Michael.
316
00:20:39.305 --> 00:20:40.771
Hi, Bella...
317
00:20:40.773 --> 00:20:42.273
Hi, Bella,
it's Michael.
318
00:20:45.011 --> 00:20:46.510
Fuck.
319
00:20:51.618 --> 00:20:52.617
Six...
320
00:21:05.431 --> 00:21:06.264
Hello?
321
00:21:09.769 --> 00:21:11.035
Hello?
322
00:21:11.037 --> 00:21:12.536
Hello. Um...
323
00:21:13.606 --> 00:21:16.540
May I speak to
Bella amarossi, please?
324
00:21:17.543 --> 00:21:18.709
This is Bella.
325
00:21:18.711 --> 00:21:21.379
Bella?
326
00:21:21.381 --> 00:21:24.282
Hi, I wasn't sure...
Hi... I... uh...
327
00:21:25.285 --> 00:21:27.285
It's, uh...
Who is this?
328
00:21:29.355 --> 00:21:30.338
It's Michael.
329
00:21:30.339 --> 00:21:31.322
I didn't recognize
your voice.
330
00:21:32.659 --> 00:21:34.525
Michael?
Michael stone.
331
00:21:34.527 --> 00:21:36.527
Michael stone.
From...
332
00:21:36.529 --> 00:21:37.428
Oh, my god!
333
00:21:38.064 --> 00:21:39.630
Michael?
334
00:21:39.632 --> 00:21:40.898
Oh, my god!
335
00:21:40.900 --> 00:21:42.533
Wow.
336
00:21:42.535 --> 00:21:43.834
Where are you?
337
00:21:43.836 --> 00:21:46.904
I'm in Cincinnati
on business
338
00:21:46.906 --> 00:21:49.373
and I thought of you
and I looked you up
in the phone book
339
00:21:49.375 --> 00:21:51.876
and there you were, so, uh...
340
00:21:53.746 --> 00:21:55.313
It's good to hear your voice.
341
00:21:55.782 --> 00:21:57.315
Yours, too.
342
00:21:58.384 --> 00:21:59.817
I'm shaking.
343
00:22:01.587 --> 00:22:03.587
Jesus, how long has it been?
344
00:22:03.589 --> 00:22:04.555
Ten years.
345
00:22:05.558 --> 00:22:07.391
Eleven.
346
00:22:07.393 --> 00:22:08.893
Oh, right.
347
00:22:09.429 --> 00:22:10.961
Uh...
348
00:22:10.963 --> 00:22:12.596
I'm married.
Oh.
349
00:22:13.333 --> 00:22:14.432
I have a kid.
350
00:22:15.335 --> 00:22:16.067
Oh.
351
00:22:16.836 --> 00:22:17.768
That's great.
352
00:22:19.706 --> 00:22:20.871
Congratulations.
Thanks.
353
00:22:21.541 --> 00:22:23.007
You?
354
00:22:23.009 --> 00:22:24.008
No.
355
00:22:27.380 --> 00:22:28.713
I've missed you.
356
00:22:29.582 --> 00:22:30.881
Yeah.
357
00:22:32.785 --> 00:22:33.884
That's a weird thing
to say.
358
00:22:33.886 --> 00:22:36.387
I know. I'm sorry.
359
00:22:36.389 --> 00:22:38.856
Well,
360
00:22:38.858 --> 00:22:40.524
it doesn't matter.
It's all water under
the fucking bridge.
361
00:22:41.794 --> 00:22:43.027
The fucking bridge.
362
00:22:43.029 --> 00:22:45.363
Yeah.
363
00:22:45.365 --> 00:22:47.031
Well, I am sorry.
I do think about you a lot.
364
00:22:48.434 --> 00:22:50.568
Yeah.
365
00:22:50.570 --> 00:22:52.937
I guess the postcards
must've gotten lost
in the mail.
366
00:22:55.475 --> 00:22:57.742
Do you want to maybe
get a drink, Bella?
367
00:22:58.444 --> 00:22:59.377
Oh.
368
00:23:00.747 --> 00:23:01.645
I don't know, Michael.
369
00:23:03.015 --> 00:23:04.148
This is all very intense.
370
00:23:05.618 --> 00:23:07.852
It's like out of the blue.
371
00:23:07.854 --> 00:23:09.653
I just came out of this
stupid relationship
with a psycho.
372
00:23:09.655 --> 00:23:11.756
And I just...
373
00:23:11.758 --> 00:23:13.624
I don't know, I'm not
sure you want to be
374
00:23:13.626 --> 00:23:16.060
the victim to my current
emotional imbalance tonight.
375
00:23:17.530 --> 00:23:19.130
Yeah.
376
00:23:19.132 --> 00:23:21.165
Well, I understand.
377
00:23:23.636 --> 00:23:25.536
I mean,
378
00:23:25.538 --> 00:23:27.538
I could, I guess.
I don't know.
379
00:23:27.540 --> 00:23:29.907
Jesus, Michael,
it's been so fucking long.
380
00:23:29.909 --> 00:23:31.909
And you just call?
Out of nowhere?
381
00:23:31.911 --> 00:23:33.677
I'm sorry. It was stupid.
382
00:23:33.679 --> 00:23:35.513
Everything's
just screwed-up.
383
00:23:35.515 --> 00:23:36.814
I'm not thinking straight.
384
00:23:42.337 --> 00:23:42.952
There's something
wrong with me.
385
00:23:45.057 --> 00:23:46.924
Well, where are you staying?
386
00:23:48.060 --> 00:23:50.060
The fregoli.
387
00:23:50.062 --> 00:23:52.196
La-di-da, you're doing well.
388
00:23:52.198 --> 00:23:55.566
Oh. You know. It's boring.
Everything's boring.
389
00:23:58.838 --> 00:23:59.937
Okay, I could
meet you there.
390
00:23:59.939 --> 00:24:03.474
At the bar. I have to
go to work early, so,
391
00:24:03.476 --> 00:24:04.675
I can't stay very long.
392
00:24:05.478 --> 00:24:06.811
Yeah, that sounds great.
393
00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.013
It'll be lovely to see you.
394
00:24:10.783 --> 00:24:12.583
This is really weird.
395
00:24:15.755 --> 00:24:18.789
I've gained some weight.
Not terrible or anything,
but just
396
00:24:18.791 --> 00:24:20.524
so you don't look at me
like freaked-out or something,
397
00:24:20.526 --> 00:24:21.659
because I just couldn't
handle that right now.
398
00:24:21.661 --> 00:24:22.827
I wouldn't do that.
399
00:24:22.829 --> 00:24:23.994
Okay.
400
00:24:25.798 --> 00:24:27.932
And I have a fake tooth
in the front
401
00:24:27.933 --> 00:24:30.067
because I fell
and hit a cement bench
with my mouth.
402
00:24:30.069 --> 00:24:32.069
But I don't think
you can tell.
403
00:24:32.071 --> 00:24:33.003
They matched it pretty well.
404
00:24:33.639 --> 00:24:35.039
Okay.
405
00:24:36.742 --> 00:24:38.242
I look forward
to seeing you.
406
00:24:40.580 --> 00:24:41.979
Bye, Michael.
407
00:24:41.981 --> 00:24:43.147
Bye, Bella.
408
00:25:00.032 --> 00:25:01.499
Soak a towel,
and place it in the space...
409
00:25:04.070 --> 00:25:06.053
What is the meaning
of this, may I ask?
410
00:25:06.054 --> 00:25:08.037
Oh, mother, Godfrey loves me.
He put me in the shower.
411
00:25:08.040 --> 00:25:09.707
What ever are
you talking about?
412
00:25:09.708 --> 00:25:11.375
Godfrey loves me.
Godfrey loves me.
413
00:25:11.376 --> 00:25:13.043
Godfrey,
I demand an explanation.
414
00:25:13.044 --> 00:25:14.711
I think, perhaps, madam,
that I had better resign.
415
00:25:14.714 --> 00:25:16.747
Yes, I think you'd better.
That's a very good idea.
416
00:25:16.749 --> 00:25:18.316
What do you think your father
would say to all this?
417
00:25:18.317 --> 00:25:19.884
I don't care
what anybody says.
Godfrey loves me.
418
00:25:19.886 --> 00:25:21.202
Now see here,
young lady,
419
00:25:21.203 --> 00:25:22.519
you take a bath and
put on some dry clothes.
420
00:25:22.520 --> 00:25:23.836
And come downstairs
immediately.
421
00:25:23.837 --> 00:25:25.153
Do you hear?
Godfrey loves me.
422
00:25:25.157 --> 00:25:25.923
Oh, I've never heard of
anything like this in my life.
423
00:25:29.529 --> 00:25:30.794
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
424
00:25:31.564 --> 00:25:32.563
Mmm.
425
00:25:34.967 --> 00:25:36.934
There you are. Hey.
Oh.
426
00:25:50.883 --> 00:25:51.815
Michael?
427
00:25:53.252 --> 00:25:54.218
Bella!
428
00:25:55.721 --> 00:25:56.654
Mmm.
429
00:25:59.659 --> 00:26:00.724
You look great.
430
00:26:01.761 --> 00:26:02.693
Thank you.
431
00:26:03.663 --> 00:26:04.728
You, too.
432
00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:07.565
Have a seat. Please.
433
00:26:12.171 --> 00:26:15.105
It's really lovely to see you.
434
00:26:16.042 --> 00:26:17.575
Thanks.
435
00:26:19.712 --> 00:26:21.679
Let me get
the waitress' attention.
436
00:26:22.615 --> 00:26:24.248
Excuse me. Excuse me.
437
00:26:27.119 --> 00:26:28.886
It's busier here
than I would've thought.
438
00:26:31.257 --> 00:26:32.723
Hi. Do you know
what you want?
439
00:26:33.793 --> 00:26:34.725
Um...
440
00:26:34.727 --> 00:26:37.628
I... what are you
having, Michael?
441
00:26:37.630 --> 00:26:39.096
A Belvedere Martini
with a twist.
442
00:26:40.166 --> 00:26:41.265
Same old Michael.
443
00:26:42.068 --> 00:26:43.167
I'll have one of those.
444
00:26:43.169 --> 00:26:44.768
Make it two.
445
00:26:44.770 --> 00:26:45.603
Back in a minute.
446
00:26:47.807 --> 00:26:48.839
So.
447
00:26:50.309 --> 00:26:52.176
You look good.
448
00:26:53.179 --> 00:26:54.044
Tell me what's going on.
449
00:26:55.681 --> 00:26:56.780
Not too much.
450
00:26:57.350 --> 00:26:58.616
I'm embarrassed to say.
451
00:26:59.819 --> 00:27:02.086
I'm working for the state,
452
00:27:02.088 --> 00:27:03.687
doing graphics for the
health department.
453
00:27:03.689 --> 00:27:04.655
Graphics?
454
00:27:05.224 --> 00:27:06.357
Yeah, I design pamphlets.
455
00:27:06.359 --> 00:27:08.158
You know, teen
pregnancy, stds,
456
00:27:09.128 --> 00:27:10.060
diabetes.
457
00:27:11.197 --> 00:27:13.130
I see. Well, that
sounds interesting.
458
00:27:13.132 --> 00:27:14.298
It's okay.
459
00:27:15.801 --> 00:27:17.134
My boss is a dick.
460
00:27:19.038 --> 00:27:21.705
I guess that fits
right in with the teen
pregnancy and the stds.
461
00:27:27.847 --> 00:27:29.213
Do I look bad?
I look bad, don't I?
462
00:27:29.215 --> 00:27:30.781
No, you look good.
463
00:27:38.991 --> 00:27:40.090
Why did you go, Michael?
464
00:27:43.195 --> 00:27:44.328
I don't know.
465
00:27:45.765 --> 00:27:48.399
I can't explain.
466
00:27:48.401 --> 00:27:50.768
Here we are.
Two Belvedere Martinis
straight-up with twists.
467
00:27:51.971 --> 00:27:53.170
Thank you.
468
00:27:53.172 --> 00:27:54.672
Thank you.
469
00:27:54.674 --> 00:27:55.673
You're welcome. Enjoy.
470
00:27:57.043 --> 00:27:58.075
Old times.
471
00:27:59.045 --> 00:27:59.943
Old times.
472
00:28:06.919 --> 00:28:07.985
That's nice.
473
00:28:07.987 --> 00:28:08.986
Yeah.
474
00:28:10.756 --> 00:28:11.755
I've missed you.
475
00:28:11.757 --> 00:28:12.723
Me, too.
476
00:28:16.696 --> 00:28:17.461
Try to.
477
00:28:18.164 --> 00:28:19.196
Try to what?
478
00:28:20.032 --> 00:28:21.365
Try to explain.
479
00:28:22.368 --> 00:28:23.267
Huh.
480
00:28:25.171 --> 00:28:28.138
I think I might have
481
00:28:29.208 --> 00:28:30.974
psychological problems.
482
00:28:32.378 --> 00:28:34.878
Oh, good. That clears
things up. Thanks.
483
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:36.313
It's hard to explain.
484
00:28:36.315 --> 00:28:39.116
I've been running
for a long time now.
485
00:28:39.118 --> 00:28:40.384
Running?
486
00:28:41.854 --> 00:28:43.921
We were special together.
487
00:28:43.923 --> 00:28:44.988
That's what I thought.
488
00:28:44.990 --> 00:28:46.256
Yeah. I agree.
489
00:28:47.093 --> 00:28:48.959
But things kind of shifted.
490
00:28:48.961 --> 00:28:51.962
But just like
completely suddenly?
491
00:28:51.964 --> 00:28:53.864
I was so pissed at you.
I was so fucking hurt.
492
00:28:56.936 --> 00:28:58.435
I didn't get out
of bed for a year.
493
00:28:59.805 --> 00:29:00.504
Do you realize that?
494
00:29:02.174 --> 00:29:03.107
Jesus.
495
00:29:05.811 --> 00:29:06.777
I'm sorry.
496
00:29:11.083 --> 00:29:13.350
God, you drank that fast.
497
00:29:13.352 --> 00:29:15.052
I get a lot of practice.
498
00:29:17.990 --> 00:29:20.524
Listen, do you feel
that you changed?
499
00:29:20.526 --> 00:29:22.826
I mean, do you feel
that you changed?
500
00:29:22.828 --> 00:29:24.228
What are you talking about?
501
00:29:24.230 --> 00:29:26.430
I don't know.
I don't know.
502
00:29:26.432 --> 00:29:28.132
Like, in any way?
Like, in any way
did you change?
503
00:29:28.134 --> 00:29:30.234
Like, while we were together.
504
00:29:30.236 --> 00:29:32.269
Like, did I change you?
Did you change?
505
00:29:32.271 --> 00:29:35.139
Did anything change?
Did a change occur? Did a...
506
00:29:35.141 --> 00:29:37.941
Michael, you're
freaking me out.
507
00:29:37.943 --> 00:29:39.309
I can't take being more
freaked out right now.
508
00:29:39.311 --> 00:29:40.978
I'm sorry. I'm a mess.
I'm just...
509
00:29:45.251 --> 00:29:48.185
Do you want to maybe
go up to my room
for another drink?
510
00:29:48.187 --> 00:29:49.787
We could talk more privately.
511
00:29:50.356 --> 00:29:52.289
What?
512
00:29:52.291 --> 00:29:53.290
We're not going
to fuck, Michael.
513
00:29:53.292 --> 00:29:55.092
I wasn't... I just...
514
00:29:57.396 --> 00:30:00.831
I'm just really bloody lonely,
and we had something.
515
00:30:00.833 --> 00:30:02.032
And I thought maybe we could
figure out what it was.
516
00:30:02.034 --> 00:30:03.133
You've got to be kidding.
517
00:30:03.135 --> 00:30:04.334
Oh, this isn't going well.
518
00:30:04.336 --> 00:30:05.302
I'll just get the
check then. Miss?
519
00:30:05.304 --> 00:30:07.371
Jesus. Wow. What?
Miss?
520
00:30:07.373 --> 00:30:10.340
I can't... I can't
believe you.
521
00:30:10.342 --> 00:30:12.376
Fuck you, Michael.
Fuck off.
522
00:30:12.378 --> 00:30:15.279
Bella! I'm just
trying to understand!
523
00:30:15.281 --> 00:30:16.246
Isn't that
Michael stone?
524
00:30:16.248 --> 00:30:16.980
It's
Michael stone, yes.
525
00:30:23.322 --> 00:30:24.288
...and the next minute
you're out the door
526
00:30:24.290 --> 00:30:27.257
with barely
a goodbye.
527
00:30:27.259 --> 00:30:28.091
Have a good
fucking life,
Michael.
528
00:30:31.597 --> 00:30:32.496
Love, Bella.
529
00:30:55.387 --> 00:30:57.554
Hello. May I help you?
530
00:30:58.924 --> 00:31:00.891
Hello there.
531
00:31:00.893 --> 00:31:04.361
I am looking for a toy
for my son, Henry.
532
00:31:04.363 --> 00:31:06.129
Perhaps you've
heard of him,
he's a pirate.
533
00:31:08.934 --> 00:31:10.400
Oh.
534
00:31:15.374 --> 00:31:19.543
Oh, dear, this is
not quite the store
i expected.
535
00:31:19.545 --> 00:31:21.245
No, I suppose not
those kind of toys.
536
00:31:22.147 --> 00:31:23.647
It's not my night.
537
00:31:25.351 --> 00:31:28.652
What's that behind you?
538
00:31:28.654 --> 00:31:31.154
Oh, that?
That's an antique.
It's Japanese.
539
00:31:32.024 --> 00:31:32.990
It's quite unusual.
540
00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:36.460
It's pretty.
541
00:31:51.277 --> 00:31:52.542
Hot. Hot.
542
00:31:53.612 --> 00:31:54.645
Hot!
543
00:31:55.080 --> 00:31:56.013
Ahh!
544
00:31:56.649 --> 00:31:58.315
Ahh! Fuck!
545
00:31:59.218 --> 00:32:00.651
Fuck!
546
00:32:00.653 --> 00:32:02.519
Cold! Fuck you! Fuck!
547
00:32:03.422 --> 00:32:04.655
Fuck you!
548
00:32:05.658 --> 00:32:06.924
Fuck!
549
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:09.927
Okay.
550
00:32:10.562 --> 00:32:12.262
There we go.
551
00:32:14.133 --> 00:32:15.098
Mmm.
552
00:33:26.005 --> 00:33:27.270
Anyway, I can't wait
to see you when I get back.
553
00:33:27.639 --> 00:33:29.006
How's Thursday?
554
00:33:29.541 --> 00:33:31.108
No, it's super-fancy.
555
00:33:32.011 --> 00:33:32.709
Oh, my god.
Is he cute?
556
00:33:32.711 --> 00:33:34.211
Jesus.
557
00:33:35.247 --> 00:33:36.413
Someone else.
558
00:33:43.222 --> 00:33:44.554
Where are my fucking pants?
559
00:33:45.591 --> 00:33:46.556
Fuck!
560
00:34:11.517 --> 00:34:13.283
Hello, miss?
561
00:34:13.285 --> 00:34:15.452
Shit. Shit!
562
00:34:23.562 --> 00:34:25.562
Yes?
563
00:34:25.564 --> 00:34:27.431
I'm sorry to bother you.
I was just looking for
my friend's room.
564
00:34:27.433 --> 00:34:28.532
Not here.
I'm sorry.
565
00:34:28.534 --> 00:34:29.533
It's okay.
566
00:34:38.610 --> 00:34:41.278
Hi! Oh.
567
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.613
Hello. Can I help you?
I thought you were
someone else.
568
00:34:43.615 --> 00:34:45.782
No, sorry. I thought you
were someone else.
569
00:34:45.784 --> 00:34:47.284
That's okay.
570
00:34:51.723 --> 00:34:54.291
Yes? Yes?
Um...
571
00:34:54.293 --> 00:34:56.593
I'm sorry to bother you.
I'm looking for...
572
00:34:56.595 --> 00:34:58.095
Who is it?
573
00:34:58.097 --> 00:35:00.363
My name's
Michael stone.
Oh!
574
00:35:00.766 --> 00:35:02.866
Oh! Hold on!
575
00:35:04.470 --> 00:35:07.737
Hi! Oh, my god! It's you.
576
00:35:07.739 --> 00:35:09.439
Hi, I'm sorry
to bother you...
577
00:35:09.441 --> 00:35:11.575
No. Not at all!
578
00:35:11.577 --> 00:35:12.742
Do you want to come in?
579
00:35:14.246 --> 00:35:15.846
I was just
looking for someone.
580
00:35:15.848 --> 00:35:17.280
I think I've got the wrong...
581
00:35:17.282 --> 00:35:18.615
Who's there, em?
582
00:35:18.617 --> 00:35:20.350
It's Mr. stone!
Michael stone!
583
00:35:20.352 --> 00:35:21.251
Really?
584
00:35:22.321 --> 00:35:23.320
Oh, my god.
585
00:35:24.356 --> 00:35:25.689
Oh, my god.
586
00:35:25.691 --> 00:35:27.724
Hello!
587
00:35:27.726 --> 00:35:29.826
Oh! Do I look awful?
I was just taking
my makeup off.
588
00:35:29.828 --> 00:35:31.428
Oh, my god. Ugh.
Don't look at me.
589
00:35:31.430 --> 00:35:32.462
Hello.
590
00:35:33.165 --> 00:35:35.265
No, you look lovely.
591
00:35:35.267 --> 00:35:36.666
I can't believe
you're in our room.
592
00:35:37.803 --> 00:35:41.538
We came here from akron
just to hear you speak.
593
00:35:41.540 --> 00:35:43.340
Oh, my god.
Please don't look at me.
594
00:35:43.342 --> 00:35:45.375
Well, I'm certainly
very flattered.
595
00:35:45.377 --> 00:35:47.544
You can look at me.
Emily.
596
00:35:47.546 --> 00:35:49.546
Is there something
we can do for you?
597
00:35:49.548 --> 00:35:51.414
I mean...
I don't mean that
in a weird way.
598
00:35:51.416 --> 00:35:53.450
- Although...
- No, I'm kidding!
599
00:35:53.452 --> 00:35:55.218
I'm just...
Oh, my god.
600
00:35:57.422 --> 00:35:58.338
Oh! I was...
601
00:35:58.339 --> 00:35:59.255
I was trying to
find my friend.
602
00:35:59.258 --> 00:36:00.724
I thought this was
his room. And...
603
00:36:00.726 --> 00:36:02.659
Oh, nope.
604
00:36:02.661 --> 00:36:05.195
Nope. Unless he's
hiding under the bed!
605
00:36:05.197 --> 00:36:06.696
We think you're
super-brilliant.
606
00:36:06.698 --> 00:36:07.831
We both read
your book.
Oh!
607
00:36:09.701 --> 00:36:11.568
Yay for your book!
608
00:36:12.905 --> 00:36:13.837
Thank you.
609
00:36:15.474 --> 00:36:18.275
Are you ladies in
customer services?
610
00:36:18.277 --> 00:36:19.776
Well, yes,
as a matter of fact.
Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh.
611
00:36:19.778 --> 00:36:21.344
We're both team leaders
in a phone room.
612
00:36:21.346 --> 00:36:22.812
We read your book
613
00:36:22.814 --> 00:36:25.749
and productivity went up
90% in our department.
614
00:36:26.518 --> 00:36:28.785
You're so smart.
615
00:36:28.787 --> 00:36:30.620
I'm not sure I should even
say words in front of you,
616
00:36:30.622 --> 00:36:31.922
because you'll see
how dumb I am.
617
00:36:31.924 --> 00:36:33.423
Shut up, Lisa.
618
00:36:33.425 --> 00:36:35.759
No, don't.
Don't shut up, Lisa.
619
00:36:35.761 --> 00:36:37.928
You have a miraculous voice.
620
00:36:37.930 --> 00:36:39.196
Oh, god, no!
621
00:36:39.765 --> 00:36:41.665
Yick. Me?
622
00:36:41.667 --> 00:36:44.701
Yick. No way. No way.
623
00:36:44.703 --> 00:36:47.637
Lisa, you're
being nuts.
624
00:36:47.639 --> 00:36:50.707
Say, would you ladies like to
get a drink at the bar, maybe?
625
00:36:50.709 --> 00:36:52.842
We could chat.
626
00:36:52.844 --> 00:36:56.279
Talk about
phone system innovations.
627
00:36:56.848 --> 00:36:59.249
Oh, um...
628
00:36:59.251 --> 00:37:02.452
Um, yeah! I think
we could manage that.
Right, Lisa?
629
00:37:03.755 --> 00:37:04.654
Do you need to find
your friend, though?
630
00:37:05.524 --> 00:37:06.556
No.
631
00:37:08.227 --> 00:37:11.494
Two beautiful ladies
trumps my friend.
632
00:37:12.531 --> 00:37:14.864
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you so much!
633
00:37:14.866 --> 00:37:16.366
I'm blushing.
634
00:37:16.368 --> 00:37:18.602
Yes, thank you so much!
635
00:37:19.871 --> 00:37:21.438
I'm blushing, too.
636
00:37:24.676 --> 00:37:26.943
I can't believe
we bumped into you.
637
00:37:26.945 --> 00:37:28.745
You know,
we sprung for this hotel
638
00:37:28.747 --> 00:37:30.880
because this is like
a mini-vacation for us.
639
00:37:30.882 --> 00:37:32.482
We can't even afford it.
640
00:37:32.484 --> 00:37:34.351
But look what happened!
641
00:37:34.353 --> 00:37:35.518
It's so worth it.
642
00:37:35.721 --> 00:37:36.686
Oh.
643
00:37:37.589 --> 00:37:39.789
I love this song.
644
00:37:39.791 --> 00:37:43.526
♪ How I long to be near... ♪
645
00:37:48.934 --> 00:37:51.501
Shut up, Lisa.
646
00:37:51.503 --> 00:37:52.535
I even got a massage
tonight in the room!
647
00:37:52.537 --> 00:37:54.437
Mmm.
648
00:37:54.439 --> 00:37:56.573
It's good to splurge
every now and again.
649
00:37:56.575 --> 00:37:59.576
Emily and I work
for tessman in akron.
650
00:37:59.578 --> 00:38:00.844
We're only
customer service reps,
651
00:38:00.846 --> 00:38:02.545
so you can imagine
our salaries.
652
00:38:02.547 --> 00:38:05.582
Tessman?
Tessman foods.
653
00:38:05.584 --> 00:38:07.984
We make packaged bakery items
shipped all over the midwest.
654
00:38:08.820 --> 00:38:10.320
Nibble-o's,
655
00:38:10.322 --> 00:38:11.921
choco-bricks,
656
00:38:11.923 --> 00:38:13.590
apple-flats,
strawberry trifles,
657
00:38:14.593 --> 00:38:16.526
knick-knacks, scroochies?
658
00:38:16.528 --> 00:38:18.828
Oh, yes. Yes. Splendid.
659
00:38:18.830 --> 00:38:20.363
I'm familiar.
660
00:38:20.365 --> 00:38:21.765
Brownie balls,
don't forget.
661
00:38:21.767 --> 00:38:24.367
Brownie balls.
Yeah, they're new.
662
00:38:24.369 --> 00:38:25.535
Hello again.
What can I get you?
663
00:38:25.804 --> 00:38:27.637
Oh, hi.
664
00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:30.640
Uh, do you ladies
know what you want?
665
00:38:30.642 --> 00:38:32.909
Um, I'll have
an apple mojito,
please.
666
00:38:32.911 --> 00:38:34.577
Can you make those
with apple schnapps?
667
00:38:34.579 --> 00:38:35.879
Yum. Yum. Yum.
668
00:38:35.881 --> 00:38:37.414
I think probably.
669
00:38:37.416 --> 00:38:39.382
That sounds really,
really good.
670
00:38:39.384 --> 00:38:40.483
I'll have the same.
671
00:38:40.485 --> 00:38:41.618
And for you, sir?
672
00:38:41.620 --> 00:38:43.420
Belvedere Martini,
673
00:38:43.422 --> 00:38:45.488
dry, straight-up, twist.
674
00:38:45.490 --> 00:38:46.623
I'll be back
in a minute.
675
00:38:48.026 --> 00:38:50.760
So, what do you
ladies do for fun?
676
00:38:50.762 --> 00:38:51.961
Besides drinking?
677
00:38:51.963 --> 00:38:54.664
Emily, stop! God!
Hey!
678
00:38:54.666 --> 00:38:56.700
Well,
i like to drink.
679
00:38:56.702 --> 00:38:59.502
I do, too! But we do
lots of other things.
680
00:38:59.504 --> 00:39:01.604
We hike and bike ride.
Yeah.
681
00:39:01.606 --> 00:39:03.940
I love to read.
Go to the movies.
682
00:39:03.942 --> 00:39:05.709
I'm pretty good at scrabble.
683
00:39:05.711 --> 00:39:07.911
Strip poker.
Um... Emily!
684
00:39:09.681 --> 00:39:11.648
Have you two
been friends long?
685
00:39:11.650 --> 00:39:13.450
Since junior high.
686
00:39:13.452 --> 00:39:14.918
Oh, I play the
Jew's harp a little.
687
00:39:17.723 --> 00:39:18.788
I don't like to
say "Jew's harp"
688
00:39:18.790 --> 00:39:20.390
because it's
offensive to Jews.
689
00:39:22.894 --> 00:39:25.829
Anyway, I bought
one of those, um,
self-teaching...
690
00:39:25.831 --> 00:39:27.897
Self-teaching?
691
00:39:27.899 --> 00:39:29.532
Is that right?
692
00:39:29.534 --> 00:39:31.501
Or is it self-learning?
693
00:39:31.503 --> 00:39:33.503
The Jew's harp
is an underrated instrument.
694
00:39:33.505 --> 00:39:35.438
I know!
695
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:37.640
People think of it as
just this thing, you know?
696
00:39:38.143 --> 00:39:39.676
Mmm-hmm.
697
00:39:39.678 --> 00:39:41.945
Here we are, folks.
Two apple mojitos.
698
00:39:41.947 --> 00:39:43.913
Thank you.
Mmm. Thanks.
699
00:39:43.915 --> 00:39:45.548
You're welcome. And one
more Belvedere Martini
for the gentleman.
700
00:39:45.550 --> 00:39:46.516
Thanks.
701
00:39:47.686 --> 00:39:49.018
To us.
702
00:39:51.757 --> 00:39:53.556
Hurry, hurry.
We're gonna miss the elevator.
703
00:39:53.558 --> 00:39:54.924
Go. Go, go, go!
704
00:39:54.926 --> 00:39:57.093
Emily, stop it.
705
00:39:57.095 --> 00:39:59.462
What floor
are we, anyway?
706
00:39:59.464 --> 00:40:00.830
Ten.
707
00:40:00.832 --> 00:40:02.565
Are you sure?
I think...
708
00:40:02.567 --> 00:40:05.969
No, I want
to press it!
Darn it.
709
00:40:05.971 --> 00:40:07.871
Sorry.
My hand just jumped.
710
00:40:07.873 --> 00:40:09.472
I love pressing
the buttons.
711
00:40:09.474 --> 00:40:11.107
I'm sorry.
712
00:40:11.109 --> 00:40:13.042
You always get
to press it, Lisa.
Don't be greedy.
713
00:40:13.044 --> 00:40:14.978
I know.
'Cause I love it.
714
00:40:14.980 --> 00:40:16.846
It's so...
I don't know...
715
00:40:16.848 --> 00:40:18.715
Buttony. No,
that's not it.
716
00:40:19.751 --> 00:40:21.684
Mmm, buttonish?
717
00:40:24.022 --> 00:40:25.855
Is it stupid to like
to press buttons?
718
00:40:26.625 --> 00:40:28.658
Shut up, Lisa.
719
00:40:28.660 --> 00:40:31.494
Pressing buttons
is good clean fun.
720
00:40:31.496 --> 00:40:33.563
Exactly! That's
exactly right.
721
00:40:33.565 --> 00:40:35.632
See, em?
722
00:40:35.634 --> 00:40:37.634
It was nice getting
to meet you ladies.
723
00:40:37.636 --> 00:40:39.702
Oh, it was an honor
spending time with you.
724
00:40:39.704 --> 00:40:40.804
Thank you for
all those mojitos!
725
00:40:40.806 --> 00:40:42.071
My pleasure.
726
00:40:42.073 --> 00:40:43.573
Yes, thank you kindly.
727
00:40:44.609 --> 00:40:47.911
Mojitos. Mojitos.
What a funny word.
728
00:40:47.913 --> 00:40:49.446
You're welcome.
729
00:40:50.081 --> 00:40:53.817
Mojitos.
730
00:41:01.226 --> 00:41:03.827
Well, I go this way,
so I'll say good night.
731
00:41:05.030 --> 00:41:06.529
Oh, pooh.
732
00:41:06.531 --> 00:41:08.498
Yeah, pooh on you.
733
00:41:08.500 --> 00:41:09.666
Pooh, pooh, pooh.
734
00:41:09.668 --> 00:41:10.633
Good night, Michael.
735
00:41:13.538 --> 00:41:14.804
Say good night,
Lisa.
736
00:41:14.806 --> 00:41:15.939
Good night, Michael.
737
00:41:16.775 --> 00:41:17.974
Pooh.
738
00:41:17.976 --> 00:41:18.975
Good night.
739
00:41:20.612 --> 00:41:21.578
Uh...
740
00:41:23.949 --> 00:41:25.148
Oh, Lisa?
741
00:41:26.685 --> 00:41:27.684
Yes?
742
00:41:28.086 --> 00:41:29.018
Uh...
743
00:41:31.089 --> 00:41:33.223
I was wondering
if maybe you'd want
744
00:41:33.225 --> 00:41:35.525
to come to my room
for a little nightcap.
745
00:41:36.261 --> 00:41:37.894
Oh.
746
00:41:37.896 --> 00:41:39.762
I feel odd asking
in front of you, Emily.
747
00:41:39.764 --> 00:41:40.797
But I didn't know how else...
748
00:41:40.799 --> 00:41:42.265
No, no. That's okay.
749
00:41:43.201 --> 00:41:44.634
I understand.
750
00:41:46.004 --> 00:41:48.571
You sure
you don't mean Emily?
751
00:41:48.573 --> 00:41:50.640
Everyone always
likes Emily better.
752
00:41:51.843 --> 00:41:52.775
Uh...
753
00:41:54.045 --> 00:41:55.678
Ugh.
This is awkward.
754
00:41:56.548 --> 00:41:57.814
I'm going to
the room, Lisa.
755
00:41:57.816 --> 00:41:59.616
I'll see you
later maybe.
Have fun.
756
00:41:59.618 --> 00:42:01.651
Em, I came here
with you.
757
00:42:01.653 --> 00:42:03.119
I'm not going to
just abandon you.
758
00:42:03.121 --> 00:42:04.220
Oh, don't be
an idiot, Lisa.
759
00:42:04.956 --> 00:42:06.189
He's gorgeous.
760
00:42:09.528 --> 00:42:11.794
Yeah, it's okay?
761
00:42:11.796 --> 00:42:12.896
Have fun.
762
00:42:12.898 --> 00:42:13.162
Good night.
763
00:42:17.636 --> 00:42:19.536
So, I'm over this way.
764
00:42:20.305 --> 00:42:21.804
Okay.
765
00:42:24.276 --> 00:42:25.308
Have fun.
Good night.
766
00:42:25.310 --> 00:42:26.209
Oh!
767
00:42:26.678 --> 00:42:27.710
Oh, Jesus!
768
00:42:29.080 --> 00:42:30.280
Are you okay?
769
00:42:31.616 --> 00:42:33.049
I'm okay, I'm okay.
770
00:42:33.051 --> 00:42:34.617
It happens all the time.
771
00:42:36.021 --> 00:42:37.053
Mmm?
772
00:43:28.106 --> 00:43:29.706
Oh.
773
00:43:29.708 --> 00:43:31.608
Look how neat
you left your room,
774
00:43:31.610 --> 00:43:33.876
with the little slippers
laid out next to the bed
775
00:43:33.878 --> 00:43:36.079
and the blanket turned down
all ready for sleepy time.
776
00:43:37.382 --> 00:43:39.716
No, the maid did that.
777
00:43:39.718 --> 00:43:40.883
They come and
fix it up at night.
778
00:43:40.885 --> 00:43:42.852
It's called
turn-down service.
779
00:43:42.854 --> 00:43:44.854
Oh, god.
I'm so embarrassed.
780
00:43:45.657 --> 00:43:46.889
Lisa the moron.
I don't...
781
00:43:46.891 --> 00:43:49.158
I don't stay in
hotels like this.
782
00:43:49.160 --> 00:43:51.394
Emily and I splurged,
because it's like
a vacation.
783
00:43:51.396 --> 00:43:53.296
I'm an idiot.
No, you're not.
784
00:43:54.399 --> 00:43:56.699
Would you like a drink?
785
00:43:56.701 --> 00:43:59.702
Yes, please. I would
really like a drink.
786
00:43:59.704 --> 00:44:03.039
I don't think I can
make an apple mojito.
I can order one.
787
00:44:03.041 --> 00:44:04.674
No, that's okay.
788
00:44:04.676 --> 00:44:06.309
I'll just have
a glass of wine,
please.
789
00:44:10.181 --> 00:44:11.814
I'm glad to get you
alone for a while.
790
00:44:12.817 --> 00:44:13.850
Yeah?
Yeah.
791
00:44:16.321 --> 00:44:17.286
You don't like Emily?
792
00:44:18.189 --> 00:44:19.656
Everybody likes Emily.
793
00:44:20.358 --> 00:44:21.357
Emily's a prince.
794
00:44:22.060 --> 00:44:23.026
Ess.
795
00:44:23.795 --> 00:44:25.094
Emily's a Princess.
796
00:44:25.096 --> 00:44:26.195
She's very nice.
797
00:44:27.132 --> 00:44:29.132
I just felt
798
00:44:29.134 --> 00:44:31.768
a sort of
special thing with you.
799
00:44:31.770 --> 00:44:33.369
Really? Hmm.
800
00:44:34.406 --> 00:44:36.839
Most people like Emily.
801
00:44:38.777 --> 00:44:39.742
Thank you.
Here you go.
802
00:44:40.779 --> 00:44:41.911
Thank you.
803
00:44:53.058 --> 00:44:55.224
Most people don't
really like to look
at me too much
804
00:44:55.226 --> 00:44:56.859
because, you know...
805
00:44:59.998 --> 00:45:02.198
I think you're lovely.
806
00:45:03.234 --> 00:45:04.834
No, you don't.
807
00:45:06.905 --> 00:45:08.971
I've always done phone work
because I'd never get hired
808
00:45:08.973 --> 00:45:11.307
to work in a store
or a restaurant or...
809
00:45:13.211 --> 00:45:15.211
How did it happen?
810
00:45:16.815 --> 00:45:19.082
If it's okay for me to ask?
811
00:45:20.085 --> 00:45:20.983
I don't, um...
812
00:45:22.087 --> 00:45:23.486
I don't like to
talk about it.
813
00:45:26.224 --> 00:45:27.490
May I kiss you there?
814
00:45:29.227 --> 00:45:30.259
Oh, my god.
815
00:45:31.863 --> 00:45:32.729
Oh, my god. No.
816
00:45:33.298 --> 00:45:34.263
Oh, god.
817
00:45:40.305 --> 00:45:41.321
Sorry.
818
00:45:41.322 --> 00:45:42.338
You're not like
a pervert or something?
819
00:45:42.340 --> 00:45:43.973
Like some weird version
of a chubby chaser?
820
00:45:43.975 --> 00:45:45.141
No.
821
00:45:47.178 --> 00:45:49.412
I just don't understand
why you would want to
kiss me there.
822
00:45:51.015 --> 00:45:52.849
Because...
823
00:45:52.851 --> 00:45:55.284
Because I like you.
824
00:45:55.286 --> 00:45:56.219
Oh.
825
00:45:57.188 --> 00:45:58.221
Why?
826
00:46:00.258 --> 00:46:02.158
I mean, I'm not
smart like Emily.
And I'm ugly.
827
00:46:03.428 --> 00:46:06.429
You're a really smart guy.
You should like Emily.
828
00:46:06.431 --> 00:46:08.264
I don't even understand
a lot of the words
in your book.
829
00:46:08.266 --> 00:46:10.366
I sat there with
a dictionary.
830
00:46:10.368 --> 00:46:12.301
I try to learn.
But I'm never
going to be smart.
831
00:46:13.104 --> 00:46:14.437
And I'm ugly.
832
00:46:14.439 --> 00:46:16.172
I find it
enormously charming
833
00:46:16.174 --> 00:46:18.407
that you read any book
with a dictionary next to you.
834
00:46:48.306 --> 00:46:52.175
My last boyfriend
was eight years ago.
835
00:46:52.177 --> 00:46:53.409
And he wasn't
even my boyfriend.
836
00:46:53.411 --> 00:46:55.111
He was almost 60 and fat
837
00:46:55.113 --> 00:46:58.181
and he worked in
human resources
838
00:46:58.183 --> 00:47:00.349
and he had a wife
and his daughter
was older than me.
839
00:47:01.820 --> 00:47:04.253
And the only reason
he pursued me
840
00:47:04.255 --> 00:47:05.988
was because he thought
he'd have a good shot.
841
00:47:05.990 --> 00:47:07.089
Which he did.
842
00:47:10.161 --> 00:47:11.360
I think you're
extraordinary.
843
00:47:19.437 --> 00:47:20.469
Why?
844
00:47:22.407 --> 00:47:23.573
I don't know yet.
845
00:47:24.976 --> 00:47:26.342
It's just obvious
to me that you are.
846
00:47:27.545 --> 00:47:30.046
I never went to college.
847
00:47:30.048 --> 00:47:32.048
I've never even made it past
team leader in my department.
848
00:47:32.951 --> 00:47:35.251
Your voice is like
849
00:47:36.387 --> 00:47:37.353
magic.
850
00:47:39.557 --> 00:47:40.489
Oh, really?
851
00:47:44.529 --> 00:47:45.712
Wow.
852
00:47:45.713 --> 00:47:46.896
Well, you know,
i have been doing
853
00:47:46.898 --> 00:47:49.899
phone work for
a really long time now,
854
00:47:49.901 --> 00:47:54.003
so I pride myself on sounding
pleasant and professional,
855
00:47:54.005 --> 00:47:55.972
and having a pleasing
phone voice and manner.
856
00:47:56.941 --> 00:47:58.941
It works. Do you sing?
857
00:47:59.577 --> 00:48:02.111
What? No.
858
00:48:03.081 --> 00:48:04.647
No! God!
859
00:48:04.649 --> 00:48:05.915
You're weird!
860
00:48:06.985 --> 00:48:08.150
I mean, I sing.
Everybody sings.
861
00:48:08.152 --> 00:48:10.152
I just don't sing well.
862
00:48:10.154 --> 00:48:12.355
I sometimes sing along
with the radio.
863
00:48:12.357 --> 00:48:13.589
I love cyndi lauper.
864
00:48:15.026 --> 00:48:16.659
Because she's got
such a great voice
865
00:48:16.661 --> 00:48:18.995
and she doesn't care
what people think about her.
866
00:48:18.997 --> 00:48:21.230
She's just herself,
and that takes
a lot of courage.
867
00:48:21.232 --> 00:48:23.032
I admire that.
You know what I mean?
868
00:48:23.034 --> 00:48:24.300
Yeah. I think so.
869
00:48:25.937 --> 00:48:27.570
Would you sing
one of her songs for me?
870
00:48:27.572 --> 00:48:28.638
No!
871
00:48:28.640 --> 00:48:31.007
Come on.
872
00:48:31.009 --> 00:48:33.576
Come on. It'd make me so
happy to hear you sing.
873
00:48:33.578 --> 00:48:35.311
You're being weird.
Please.
874
00:48:36.614 --> 00:48:38.014
It'll make me happy.
875
00:48:40.451 --> 00:48:41.317
I don't know.
876
00:48:47.492 --> 00:48:49.258
Okay, crazy man.
877
00:48:50.328 --> 00:48:51.394
Just a little.
878
00:48:53.064 --> 00:48:54.130
Okay, here goes.
879
00:48:55.333 --> 00:48:56.465
Don't laugh at me!
880
00:49:03.975 --> 00:49:07.510
♪ I come home in
the morning light
881
00:49:07.512 --> 00:49:11.681
♪ my mother says
when you gonna
live your life right
882
00:49:13.618 --> 00:49:17.620
♪ oh, mother, dear
we're not the fortunate ones
883
00:49:17.622 --> 00:49:21.590
♪ and girls,
they wanna have fun
884
00:49:21.592 --> 00:49:25.428
♪ oh, girls just
wanna have fun
885
00:49:27.098 --> 00:49:30.333
♪ some boys take
a beautiful girl
886
00:49:30.335 --> 00:49:35.638
♪ and hide her away
from the rest of the world
887
00:49:35.640 --> 00:49:40.309
♪ I want to be the one
to walk in the sun
888
00:49:40.311 --> 00:49:44.046
♪ and girls,
they wanna have fun
889
00:49:44.048 --> 00:49:47.416
♪ oh, girls just wanna have
890
00:49:47.418 --> 00:49:51.454
♪ that's all they really want
891
00:49:51.456 --> 00:49:55.124
♪ some fun
892
00:49:55.126 --> 00:49:58.761
♪ when the working day is done
893
00:49:58.763 --> 00:50:02.665
♪ oh, girls,
they wanna have fun
894
00:50:02.667 --> 00:50:07.136
♪ oh, girls just
wanna have fun ♪
895
00:50:08.573 --> 00:50:10.339
That's beautiful...
896
00:50:10.341 --> 00:50:12.708
♪ Girls, they want
897
00:50:12.710 --> 00:50:16.278
♪ wanna have fun, girls
898
00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:18.314
♪ they wanna have
899
00:50:18.316 --> 00:50:21.784
♪ just wanna
they just wanna
900
00:50:21.786 --> 00:50:25.321
♪ just wanna
they just wanna
901
00:50:25.323 --> 00:50:28.457
♪ oh, girls just wanna
902
00:50:28.459 --> 00:50:31.527
♪ just wanna have fun ♪
903
00:50:31.529 --> 00:50:32.661
Okay. That's it.
904
00:50:34.065 --> 00:50:35.331
Happy?
905
00:50:35.333 --> 00:50:36.799
That was so beautiful.
906
00:50:36.801 --> 00:50:37.666
No, it was...
907
00:50:39.137 --> 00:50:40.770
Oh, my god,
are those tears?
908
00:50:42.673 --> 00:50:43.706
It was beautiful.
909
00:50:45.209 --> 00:50:46.575
It's such a great song.
910
00:50:47.812 --> 00:50:50.046
"I want to be the one
who walks in the sun."
911
00:50:50.048 --> 00:50:52.515
That describes so perfectly
who I want to be.
912
00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:56.652
You're so sensitive, Michael.
It's incredibly sweet.
913
00:50:57.622 --> 00:50:59.588
It's your voice, Lisa.
914
00:51:01.059 --> 00:51:02.792
Keep talking.
Tell me everything.
915
00:51:02.794 --> 00:51:04.193
You're, like, amazing.
916
00:51:05.530 --> 00:51:07.396
Why are you doing this?
Are you making fun of me?
917
00:51:07.398 --> 00:51:08.798
No. No.
918
00:51:14.272 --> 00:51:15.404
Oh, god.
919
00:51:16.541 --> 00:51:17.673
Oh, my god.
920
00:51:18.276 --> 00:51:19.341
Thank you.
921
00:51:19.777 --> 00:51:20.743
Thank you.
922
00:51:21.813 --> 00:51:22.745
Will you...
923
00:51:24.382 --> 00:51:26.148
Will you kiss me again?
924
00:51:27.151 --> 00:51:28.417
I hope to.
925
00:51:29.387 --> 00:51:30.553
I hope you do, too.
926
00:51:31.255 --> 00:51:32.421
Sometime.
927
00:51:48.606 --> 00:51:49.605
Oh.
928
00:52:04.388 --> 00:52:06.255
I haven't been
with anybody in
eight years.
929
00:52:10.128 --> 00:52:12.161
Let's just lie together
930
00:52:12.163 --> 00:52:13.596
and you can tell me
about your day.
931
00:52:16.434 --> 00:52:17.666
Yes. Okay.
932
00:52:22.140 --> 00:52:24.340
Um...
933
00:52:24.342 --> 00:52:26.509
Well, em picked
me up at, like,
7:00 this morning
934
00:52:26.511 --> 00:52:27.910
so we could
drive down here.
935
00:52:27.912 --> 00:52:30.179
We stopped at Starbucks
936
00:52:30.181 --> 00:52:31.647
and I got a grande
mocha frappuccino.
937
00:52:32.717 --> 00:52:34.683
Emily got a grande chai.
938
00:52:34.685 --> 00:52:35.918
I looked at the road
atlas and figured
939
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:37.753
it's a little over
200 miles,
940
00:52:37.755 --> 00:52:39.889
so at 60 miles an hour,
we could do it in under
four hours
941
00:52:39.891 --> 00:52:42.758
with bathroom breaks
and whatever.
942
00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:47.229
The 71 goes pretty
much straight here,
so it was easy.
943
00:52:48.699 --> 00:52:51.534
We listened to
a lot of no doubt,
which em likes.
944
00:52:51.536 --> 00:52:54.270
And I brought my
Sarah brightman cds.
945
00:52:54.272 --> 00:52:57.473
She sings this
beautiful version of
946
00:52:57.475 --> 00:52:59.808
girls just want to
have fun in Italian.
947
00:52:59.810 --> 00:53:02.711
It's called le ragazze
vogliono meglio.
948
00:53:05.416 --> 00:53:06.382
Do you want to hear it?
949
00:53:07.418 --> 00:53:08.584
Please.
950
00:53:35.313 --> 00:53:36.512
Very pretty.
951
00:53:36.514 --> 00:53:39.215
Oh, my god, it is.
952
00:53:39.217 --> 00:53:41.784
I want to learn
Italian someday.
It's so wonderful.
953
00:53:41.786 --> 00:53:43.352
It's just so romantic.
954
00:53:45.656 --> 00:53:46.722
Keep talking.
955
00:53:47.391 --> 00:53:48.357
Um...
956
00:53:49.393 --> 00:53:50.426
I like
different languages.
957
00:53:51.495 --> 00:53:54.463
I love French and
Italian the most.
958
00:53:54.465 --> 00:53:56.899
I don't like German.
It sounds mean to me.
959
00:53:56.901 --> 00:53:58.234
All those "ach's."
960
00:54:00.304 --> 00:54:01.737
And I love Japanese,
obviously.
961
00:54:02.473 --> 00:54:04.607
Oh, I love Portuguese.
962
00:54:04.609 --> 00:54:07.876
I love to listen to
Brazilian singers.
963
00:54:07.878 --> 00:54:13.249
They sing in
Portuguese in Brazil,
a little-known fact.
964
00:54:13.251 --> 00:54:15.384
It's kind of weird
965
00:54:15.386 --> 00:54:16.986
because it's the
only country in
south America
966
00:54:16.988 --> 00:54:18.387
where they sing
in Portuguese.
967
00:54:19.724 --> 00:54:21.323
It's an anomaly,
right?
Uh-huh.
968
00:54:22.927 --> 00:54:24.693
I learned that word
in your book.
969
00:54:24.695 --> 00:54:27.730
I like that word.
970
00:54:27.732 --> 00:54:29.465
Anomaly. I like
the way it sounds
971
00:54:29.467 --> 00:54:30.399
and I like what it means.
972
00:54:31.769 --> 00:54:34.003
I feel like
an anomaly.
973
00:54:34.005 --> 00:54:35.571
Before I used to know
there was a word for it,
974
00:54:35.573 --> 00:54:38.774
it made me feel bad
to be different.
975
00:54:39.810 --> 00:54:42.544
Now I kind of like it.
Sometimes.
976
00:54:42.546 --> 00:54:44.480
I mean, not a lot,
but sometimes.
977
00:54:45.983 --> 00:54:47.483
It makes me
special, sort of.
978
00:54:48.352 --> 00:54:49.285
You know what I mean?
979
00:54:52.456 --> 00:54:53.956
Anomalisa.
980
00:54:54.925 --> 00:54:56.825
Oh, I love that!
981
00:54:58.396 --> 00:55:00.896
It's like
"anomaly" plus my name.
982
00:55:03.301 --> 00:55:04.900
Will you call me
that all the time?
983
00:55:04.902 --> 00:55:06.568
I guess it's long to
say "all the time."
984
00:55:06.570 --> 00:55:08.637
I mean, I guess
I'm assuming
985
00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:10.639
there is going to be
an "all the time."
986
00:55:10.640 --> 00:55:12.640
There's not going to be an
"all the time," is there?
987
00:55:12.643 --> 00:55:14.943
It's just now.
Some weird thing
for just now.
988
00:55:16.747 --> 00:55:19.448
It's okay, though.
It's really nice
for just now.
989
00:55:21.085 --> 00:55:22.451
It's an anomaly.
990
00:55:42.740 --> 00:55:44.807
Sorry. What?
Did I tickle you?
991
00:55:44.809 --> 00:55:46.108
Just a little.
Sorry.
992
00:55:46.110 --> 00:55:47.676
It's okay.
993
00:55:47.678 --> 00:55:49.778
Just right there
I'm a little ticklish.
994
00:55:49.780 --> 00:55:51.347
Okay. I won't
touch you there.
995
00:55:51.349 --> 00:55:52.948
No, you can.
It's okay.
No.
996
00:55:52.950 --> 00:55:54.116
It's okay.
No, it's okay.
997
00:56:01.092 --> 00:56:04.026
Do you talk during sex?
998
00:56:06.030 --> 00:56:07.796
God! I don't know!
999
00:56:07.798 --> 00:56:09.865
It's been a long time.
1000
00:56:09.867 --> 00:56:11.633
Do you want me to? Or not?
I could do either.
1001
00:56:12.636 --> 00:56:13.502
If you could.
1002
00:56:14.572 --> 00:56:17.139
Or just, you know,
1003
00:56:18.642 --> 00:56:19.775
make some noises.
1004
00:56:21.379 --> 00:56:22.644
Noises?
1005
00:56:22.646 --> 00:56:24.613
Like moaning or something.
1006
00:56:24.615 --> 00:56:27.383
Oh. Okay.
I could do that.
1007
00:56:33.624 --> 00:56:34.590
That's nice.
1008
00:56:36.861 --> 00:56:38.427
Does this feel okay?
1009
00:56:38.429 --> 00:56:40.529
Yes. Sorry. I'm just...
I'm a little shy.
1010
00:56:40.531 --> 00:56:41.397
Oh, it's fine.
1011
00:56:42.600 --> 00:56:43.999
Ouch!
1012
00:56:44.001 --> 00:56:45.667
My hair.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1013
00:56:45.669 --> 00:56:46.802
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
1014
00:56:48.572 --> 00:56:51.039
Maybe if we can just
turn a little bit
like this?
1015
00:56:51.041 --> 00:56:52.040
Sure.
1016
00:56:56.680 --> 00:56:58.113
Is that better?
Much.
1017
00:56:58.115 --> 00:56:59.148
Good.
1018
00:57:06.090 --> 00:57:08.924
You feel so good.
1019
00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:10.926
You do, too.
1020
00:57:12.496 --> 00:57:14.797
Oh. Oh.
1021
00:57:14.799 --> 00:57:16.865
What? You don't
want that?
1022
00:57:16.867 --> 00:57:19.034
No, I'm just, um...
1023
00:57:19.036 --> 00:57:20.803
I'm kind of shy
about that, too.
1024
00:57:20.805 --> 00:57:22.704
Don't be shy.
It'll be good.
I really want to.
1025
00:57:24.608 --> 00:57:25.574
Okay.
1026
00:57:26.844 --> 00:57:28.510
Okay, go ahead.
1027
00:57:57.241 --> 00:57:58.474
You're being quiet.
Is it not good?
1028
00:57:59.677 --> 00:58:01.710
No, it's fine.
It's good. It's, um...
1029
00:58:03.481 --> 00:58:06.949
Just a little bit
more gentle maybe.
At first, maybe.
1030
00:58:06.951 --> 00:58:08.550
Sorry.
It's okay.
1031
00:58:19.129 --> 00:58:20.028
Better?
1032
00:58:20.798 --> 00:58:22.030
Yes.
1033
00:58:38.682 --> 00:58:40.182
Could you come
up here, please?
1034
00:59:17.221 --> 00:59:18.086
Ahh!
1035
01:00:31.729 --> 01:00:33.028
That was
really nice.
1036
01:00:33.364 --> 01:00:34.329
Uh-huh.
1037
01:00:44.108 --> 01:00:45.307
I don't want
to lose you.
1038
01:00:46.677 --> 01:00:48.176
I lose everyone.
1039
01:00:49.913 --> 01:00:50.979
What do you mean?
1040
01:00:54.151 --> 01:00:55.183
I don't know.
1041
01:00:57.388 --> 01:00:58.387
It doesn't matter.
1042
01:01:00.724 --> 01:01:01.690
Oh.
1043
01:01:53.143 --> 01:01:54.109
Hello?
1044
01:01:55.379 --> 01:01:57.846
Hello, Mr. stone?
1045
01:01:57.848 --> 01:01:59.748
Yes.
It's early.
Who is it?
1046
01:01:59.750 --> 01:02:01.383
Good morning, sir.
My name is Lawrence Gill
1047
01:02:01.385 --> 01:02:03.051
and I'm the general manager
of the hotel.
1048
01:02:03.053 --> 01:02:04.486
Yes?
1049
01:02:04.488 --> 01:02:05.787
I have a matter
of some delicacy
1050
01:02:05.789 --> 01:02:07.823
I need to talk to you about.
1051
01:02:07.825 --> 01:02:09.825
Mmm-hmm. What's going on?
- Who is it?
1052
01:02:09.827 --> 01:02:11.793
Would it be possible for you
to come down to my office
1053
01:02:11.795 --> 01:02:13.261
to chat for a few moments?
1054
01:02:14.898 --> 01:02:16.298
I suppose.
1055
01:02:16.300 --> 01:02:19.234
I'd greatly appreciate it.
1056
01:02:19.236 --> 01:02:20.936
If you take the elevator
to the basement level
1057
01:02:20.938 --> 01:02:22.804
and turn left
when you get off,
1058
01:02:22.806 --> 01:02:24.940
you'll see
the administrative offices.
1059
01:02:24.942 --> 01:02:27.809
You can just ask for me.
My name is Lawrence Gill.
1060
01:02:27.811 --> 01:02:29.244
Yeah, okay.
1061
01:02:41.058 --> 01:02:42.290
Who was that?
1062
01:02:46.263 --> 01:02:47.896
Lawrence Gill.
1063
01:03:01.411 --> 01:03:04.379
Hello.
Lawrence Gill's office.
May I help you?
1064
01:03:04.381 --> 01:03:05.313
At 2:30 today.
1065
01:03:05.315 --> 01:03:06.882
No, I'm sorry...
1066
01:03:06.884 --> 01:03:09.017
Hello, I'm here
to see Mr. Gill.
1067
01:03:09.019 --> 01:03:10.919
Yes, of course, one moment.
1068
01:03:11.822 --> 01:03:13.455
Mr. Gill, a Mr...
1069
01:03:13.457 --> 01:03:16.792
Stone.
A Mr. stone is
here to see you.
1070
01:03:16.794 --> 01:03:18.326
Yes, sir.
You can go right in.
1071
01:03:29.573 --> 01:03:31.573
Thank you
for coming, Mr. stone.
1072
01:03:31.575 --> 01:03:32.974
It's over here.
1073
01:03:33.844 --> 01:03:36.478
It's big, I know.
1074
01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:39.447
They offered me 300 square
on the fifth floor
or this down here.
1075
01:03:39.449 --> 01:03:42.017
Not a hard decision, right?
1076
01:03:42.019 --> 01:03:44.820
Take the golf cart.
That's what it's for.
1077
01:04:02.606 --> 01:04:04.873
Watch out for
the sunken meeting area.
1078
01:04:06.510 --> 01:04:09.211
No, no, you can just
go around those.
1079
01:04:09.213 --> 01:04:10.245
No, don't try to
drive through.
1080
01:04:18.021 --> 01:04:19.254
There. There you are.
1081
01:04:27.898 --> 01:04:28.897
Ah.
1082
01:04:29.867 --> 01:04:31.066
Have a seat.
1083
01:04:32.236 --> 01:04:34.569
Do you like the fish?
I just had them put in.
1084
01:04:34.571 --> 01:04:36.938
Salt water tanks.
They're hard to maintain.
1085
01:04:36.940 --> 01:04:38.874
Those are leprechaun fish.
1086
01:04:38.876 --> 01:04:41.209
The ones with the
sort of Irish faces.
1087
01:04:41.211 --> 01:04:42.410
Is there some problem?
1088
01:04:44.248 --> 01:04:46.548
No, sir.
It's nothing like that.
What then?
1089
01:04:48.085 --> 01:04:49.351
Nothing.
1090
01:04:49.353 --> 01:04:50.552
Excuse me?
1091
01:04:51.221 --> 01:04:52.554
It's just...
1092
01:04:53.891 --> 01:04:55.156
What?
1093
01:04:56.226 --> 01:04:57.292
Well...
1094
01:04:58.328 --> 01:05:00.896
Please, I have
a conference to attend.
1095
01:05:00.898 --> 01:05:03.932
Oh, yes, of course.
"Customer service."
1096
01:05:03.934 --> 01:05:05.634
And I've read
your book myself.
1097
01:05:05.636 --> 01:05:08.169
Hotel productivity up 90%.
1098
01:05:09.273 --> 01:05:11.106
You and I are in the
same business, really,
1099
01:05:11.108 --> 01:05:12.908
when you come down to it.
1100
01:05:12.910 --> 01:05:14.576
Service. Wouldn't you agree?
1101
01:05:14.578 --> 01:05:15.944
Yes.
1102
01:05:16.513 --> 01:05:17.612
Yes.
1103
01:05:19.416 --> 01:05:23.151
Anyway, I don't know
how to put this,
so I'll just put it.
1104
01:05:23.153 --> 01:05:26.187
I understand
that you had a guest
in your room last night.
1105
01:05:26.189 --> 01:05:27.422
Is that a crime?
1106
01:05:27.424 --> 01:05:30.458
No, not at all.
1107
01:05:30.460 --> 01:05:32.527
Certainly, hoteliers
are in the business
of being discreet
1108
01:05:32.529 --> 01:05:34.429
about our guests'
philandering.
1109
01:05:34.431 --> 01:05:35.463
Philandering?
1110
01:05:38.035 --> 01:05:40.201
No, it isn't that.
My choice of words...
1111
01:05:40.203 --> 01:05:42.070
It's not about that at all.
1112
01:05:42.072 --> 01:05:43.605
How do you even
know that, anyway?
1113
01:05:44.708 --> 01:05:46.608
Well, I...
1114
01:05:48.278 --> 01:05:49.644
Mr. stone, may I be
candid with you?
1115
01:05:49.646 --> 01:05:51.313
I guess.
1116
01:05:51.315 --> 01:05:52.113
I don't know
what the hell
you're getting at.
1117
01:05:53.583 --> 01:05:55.183
Well, I, um...
1118
01:05:55.986 --> 01:05:56.952
Um...
1119
01:05:58.455 --> 01:05:59.487
I love you.
1120
01:06:01.358 --> 01:06:03.458
Right, I'm leaving.
1121
01:06:03.460 --> 01:06:05.660
No, no. Look.
I've never talked to
you like this before.
1122
01:06:05.662 --> 01:06:07.362
It has not
been appropriate.
1123
01:06:07.364 --> 01:06:09.531
Perhaps it's not still,
1124
01:06:09.533 --> 01:06:11.232
but I've been unable
to contain myself
this morning.
1125
01:06:11.234 --> 01:06:13.435
I love you. And I want
what's best for you.
1126
01:06:13.437 --> 01:06:16.071
And if you need
to have an affair,
i understand,
1127
01:06:16.073 --> 01:06:17.072
but have it with me.
1128
01:06:17.074 --> 01:06:19.074
Goodbye.
1129
01:06:19.076 --> 01:06:20.976
Have it with
anyone at all, anybody,
1130
01:06:20.978 --> 01:06:22.644
just not Lisa.
1131
01:06:27.017 --> 01:06:29.351
No. Wait!
1132
01:06:29.353 --> 01:06:31.419
We're all here for you.
We're all one for you.
1133
01:06:31.421 --> 01:06:32.754
Come back!
1134
01:06:41.331 --> 01:06:43.999
Do you like
any of these here?
They're very pretty.
1135
01:06:45.035 --> 01:06:46.334
That one's Stephanie.
1136
01:06:46.336 --> 01:06:47.669
Stephanie, say hello
to Mr. stone.
1137
01:06:47.671 --> 01:06:50.171
Hello. You can fuck me
if you want, Mr. stone.
1138
01:06:52.609 --> 01:06:54.009
Or me.
1139
01:06:54.578 --> 01:06:56.144
Any of us.
1140
01:06:56.146 --> 01:06:57.379
Just not Lisa.
1141
01:06:57.381 --> 01:06:58.413
Not Lisa!
1142
01:06:58.415 --> 01:06:59.514
Lisa.
1143
01:07:06.289 --> 01:07:07.222
Whoa!
1144
01:07:08.325 --> 01:07:09.424
Lisa!
1145
01:07:10.427 --> 01:07:11.693
Here's your
breakfast, Mr. stone.
1146
01:07:13.296 --> 01:07:14.229
Whoa!
1147
01:07:23.707 --> 01:07:25.306
Lisa!
1148
01:07:31.515 --> 01:07:34.315
Lisa! Lisa!
1149
01:07:36.520 --> 01:07:38.353
Yes? Oh, hello, Michael.
1150
01:07:38.355 --> 01:07:40.388
Where...
1151
01:07:40.390 --> 01:07:42.123
Where is she, Emily?
1152
01:07:42.125 --> 01:07:43.725
She's not here.
Michael?
1153
01:07:43.727 --> 01:07:45.593
Lisa, let's go!
What?
1154
01:07:45.595 --> 01:07:47.095
Lisa, don't
go with him.
He's insane.
1155
01:07:47.097 --> 01:07:48.396
What's going on?
1156
01:07:48.398 --> 01:07:50.698
I don't have the time
to tell you. Just come!
1157
01:07:50.700 --> 01:07:53.068
Where are you taking me?
Em, what's going on?
1158
01:07:53.070 --> 01:07:56.071
Oh, for god's sake.
Lisa, pull free from him
and come back here.
1159
01:07:56.073 --> 01:07:58.073
Where are you
going to go, Michael?
Be reasonable.
1160
01:07:58.075 --> 01:07:59.307
There's nowhere to go.
1161
01:08:00.744 --> 01:08:02.444
Oh! You're hurting me.
I'm sorry.
1162
01:08:11.555 --> 01:08:13.688
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
1163
01:08:13.690 --> 01:08:15.390
I had to get you away.
You weren't safe.
1164
01:08:15.392 --> 01:08:18.293
Safe from what?
What are you
talking about?
1165
01:08:18.295 --> 01:08:20.095
They don't want
us to be together.
1166
01:08:20.097 --> 01:08:22.597
I think they'll kill
you if they need to.
1167
01:08:22.599 --> 01:08:24.766
Michael?
They explained it to me.
1168
01:08:24.768 --> 01:08:26.768
The hotel manager,
he explained it to me.
1169
01:08:26.770 --> 01:08:28.870
They're all one person
and they love me.
1170
01:08:28.872 --> 01:08:31.773
Everyone is one person,
but you and me.
1171
01:08:31.775 --> 01:08:33.441
You're the
only other person
in the world!
1172
01:08:35.312 --> 01:08:36.511
Really?
1173
01:08:38.748 --> 01:08:40.648
That's so beautiful.
1174
01:08:45.222 --> 01:08:46.938
I'm going to cry.
1175
01:08:46.939 --> 01:08:48.655
No, we need
to stay together.
Forever.
1176
01:08:48.658 --> 01:08:51.593
To protect each other,
to nurture each other.
1177
01:08:51.595 --> 01:08:55.196
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, that's...
Are you sure?
1178
01:08:55.198 --> 01:08:56.464
Yes.
1179
01:08:57.868 --> 01:09:03.138
Yes. Finally.
Finally, I've found you.
1180
01:09:03.140 --> 01:09:05.673
I've waited so long
for someone to...
1181
01:09:06.643 --> 01:09:08.409
And you're so smart.
1182
01:09:08.411 --> 01:09:09.744
We have to get out of here.
1183
01:09:09.746 --> 01:09:11.579
My clothes. My stuff.
We'll get new.
1184
01:09:11.581 --> 01:09:13.915
Your wife and son.
1185
01:09:13.916 --> 01:09:16.250
- They don't exist.
- They're just them.
1186
01:09:16.253 --> 01:09:17.785
- Michael? Michael?
- Michael? Michael?
1187
01:09:17.787 --> 01:09:19.254
- Michael? Michael?
- Michael?
1188
01:09:19.256 --> 01:09:20.522
Michael?
1189
01:09:22.492 --> 01:09:23.725
- Michael!
- Oh.
1190
01:09:23.727 --> 01:09:24.826
You're having a nightmare
or something.
1191
01:09:26.663 --> 01:09:28.396
Oh, man.
1192
01:09:28.398 --> 01:09:30.665
You were thrashing.
1193
01:09:30.667 --> 01:09:32.267
You hit me in the face
with your elbow.
1194
01:09:32.269 --> 01:09:33.668
Oh, I'm sorry.
1195
01:09:33.670 --> 01:09:35.403
Oh, it's okay.
1196
01:09:35.405 --> 01:09:37.839
I kind of liked it.
It's kind of intimate.
1197
01:09:39.442 --> 01:09:41.943
Oh, okay, then.
Stick around.
1198
01:09:41.945 --> 01:09:44.379
I'm sure you'll
get more of those.
I'm a sloppy sleeper.
1199
01:09:45.182 --> 01:09:46.748
You're all sweaty.
1200
01:09:48.485 --> 01:09:49.450
What was the dream?
1201
01:09:50.453 --> 01:09:51.719
I don't know.
1202
01:09:53.290 --> 01:09:56.624
Something about
the hotel manager.
1203
01:10:05.535 --> 01:10:07.669
Are you hungry?
We could order breakfast.
1204
01:10:07.671 --> 01:10:09.337
I have to get ready
for this speech.
1205
01:10:10.440 --> 01:10:11.806
Can I have scrambled eggs?
1206
01:10:11.808 --> 01:10:13.675
Sure.
1207
01:10:13.677 --> 01:10:16.911
I love eggs. Scrambled is
my favorite egg style.
1208
01:10:17.814 --> 01:10:18.680
What about yours?
1209
01:10:22.285 --> 01:10:23.251
Mmm!
1210
01:10:23.987 --> 01:10:25.753
These eggs are delicious.
1211
01:10:25.755 --> 01:10:27.922
They're scrambled perfectly.
Do you want to try some?
1212
01:10:27.924 --> 01:10:30.258
No. Now here's
what I'm thinking.
1213
01:10:30.260 --> 01:10:31.559
Yes?
1214
01:10:31.561 --> 01:10:32.627
I want to be with you.
1215
01:10:33.530 --> 01:10:35.463
What do you mean?
1216
01:10:35.465 --> 01:10:37.532
I need to be with you.
I want to leave my wife.
1217
01:10:39.002 --> 01:10:41.002
Really?
1218
01:10:41.004 --> 01:10:42.403
Michael, that's a big
decision. I don't...
1219
01:10:42.405 --> 01:10:43.871
No, no, no,
1220
01:10:43.873 --> 01:10:45.907
it's something I have to do.
I mean, if you're interested.
1221
01:10:47.944 --> 01:10:50.511
I mean, yeah. I mean,
it's awfully sudden.
1222
01:10:50.513 --> 01:10:52.880
I mean, I don't want
to be responsible
1223
01:10:52.882 --> 01:10:54.849
for breaking up a marriage.
1224
01:10:54.851 --> 01:10:56.684
Do we need to decide now?
1225
01:10:56.686 --> 01:10:59.787
It's been years
since I've felt
anything like this.
1226
01:10:59.789 --> 01:11:01.422
It's like
a floodgate has opened.
1227
01:11:01.424 --> 01:11:03.258
I can't close it.
I don't want to.
I love you.
1228
01:11:05.428 --> 01:11:07.795
Okay. Um...
1229
01:11:07.797 --> 01:11:10.765
I don't know.
It seems so big and...
1230
01:11:10.767 --> 01:11:13.568
Oh, gosh, okay.
Yeah, let's do it.
1231
01:11:15.572 --> 01:11:18.473
Great! This is so great!
1232
01:11:18.475 --> 01:11:19.540
Anomalisa.
1233
01:11:21.044 --> 01:11:23.711
So, I'll call Donna
and tell her.
1234
01:11:25.282 --> 01:11:25.947
No, maybe I should
go and see her, right?
1235
01:11:26.716 --> 01:11:29.350
Yeah, that sounds right.
1236
01:11:29.352 --> 01:11:30.418
I think that's
such an important...
1237
01:11:30.420 --> 01:11:32.887
Could you not...
1238
01:11:32.889 --> 01:11:34.322
You're clicking your fork
against your teeth.
1239
01:11:34.324 --> 01:11:35.356
Could you not do that?
1240
01:11:35.358 --> 01:11:37.058
Oh, sorry.
1241
01:11:37.060 --> 01:11:38.593
People have told
me that before.
1242
01:11:38.595 --> 01:11:40.628
I know, it's a stupid
unconscious habit.
1243
01:11:40.630 --> 01:11:42.764
It's okay.
Anyway, you were saying?
1244
01:11:42.766 --> 01:11:45.300
Mmm. Just that I think
it's more respectful.
1245
01:11:45.302 --> 01:11:46.601
And you need to
speak to Henry
1246
01:11:46.603 --> 01:11:48.403
and explain that
this isn't about him.
1247
01:11:48.405 --> 01:11:50.438
But it is.
It's about him, too.
1248
01:11:50.774 --> 01:11:52.774
Oh.
1249
01:11:52.776 --> 01:11:54.876
Well, don't tell him that.
He's just a little boy.
1250
01:11:54.878 --> 01:11:56.878
Yeah. You're right.
1251
01:11:59.516 --> 01:12:02.317
You're being
a little controlling,
don't you think?
1252
01:12:03.353 --> 01:12:04.419
I don't mean to. I'm sorry.
1253
01:12:04.421 --> 01:12:05.687
No, that's okay.
1254
01:12:05.689 --> 01:12:07.689
Good. I'm glad...
1255
01:12:07.691 --> 01:12:10.658
Please don't talk
with food hanging
out of your mouth.
1256
01:12:10.660 --> 01:12:12.927
Oh, sorry.
I'm a pig. Sorry.
No.
1257
01:12:12.929 --> 01:12:15.029
No, no, no. It's okay.
1258
01:12:15.031 --> 01:12:16.364
So, will you live
in Los Angeles,
1259
01:12:16.366 --> 01:12:17.999
or do you need
to stay in Ohio?
1260
01:12:18.001 --> 01:12:20.368
Um... I'm sorry.
Hold on.
1261
01:12:31.348 --> 01:12:33.715
I can move to Los Angeles.
I could do that.
1262
01:12:33.717 --> 01:12:34.816
Good.
1263
01:12:36.486 --> 01:12:38.119
We should
go to the zoo today
after your speech.
1264
01:12:38.121 --> 01:12:39.887
I hear it's really good.
1265
01:12:39.889 --> 01:12:41.522
They have breeding programs
1266
01:12:41.524 --> 01:12:43.424
for all these
endangered species.
1267
01:12:44.728 --> 01:12:45.927
I'm sorry, what did you say?
1268
01:12:47.397 --> 01:12:48.996
Oh.
They have breeding programs
1269
01:12:48.998 --> 01:12:50.865
for all these
endangered species.
1270
01:12:50.867 --> 01:12:53.501
So you get to see
things like pandas,
1271
01:12:53.503 --> 01:12:55.536
which I think
are awfully cute.
1272
01:12:55.538 --> 01:12:59.107
They're not really
bears, I read.
1273
01:12:59.109 --> 01:13:02.910
Yeah. Sure.
That sounds fine.
1274
01:13:05.115 --> 01:13:06.047
What is it?
1275
01:13:07.050 --> 01:13:08.649
Nothing. The zoo sounds good.
1276
01:13:10.820 --> 01:13:13.955
My stomach hurts.
It feels empty.
It's clenched.
1277
01:13:16.860 --> 01:13:17.892
Oh.
1278
01:13:17.893 --> 01:13:18.925
Well, eat some more
waffle maybe?
1279
01:13:21.398 --> 01:13:22.997
Did I do something wrong?
1280
01:13:24.901 --> 01:13:27.602
I'm sorry. Darling.
1281
01:13:27.604 --> 01:13:28.703
It's okay.
1282
01:13:30.440 --> 01:13:32.907
I'm anxious about
my speech, I suppose.
1283
01:13:32.909 --> 01:13:33.975
Of course.
1284
01:13:34.878 --> 01:13:36.711
Well, we'll have fun after.
1285
01:13:36.713 --> 01:13:37.745
We don't have
to go to the zoo.
1286
01:13:37.747 --> 01:13:39.781
We can just hang out here.
1287
01:13:39.783 --> 01:13:41.416
I have the whole weekend
till I have to get back
to work.
1288
01:13:41.418 --> 01:13:42.417
That's great.
1289
01:13:43.153 --> 01:13:45.853
I'm so happy, Michael.
1290
01:13:45.855 --> 01:13:47.889
I've waited for
someone like you
my whole life.
1291
01:13:49.759 --> 01:13:51.092
I've waited, too.
1292
01:13:52.829 --> 01:13:54.862
We'll work it all out, right?
1293
01:13:54.864 --> 01:13:58.766
Yes. Who would've thunk it?
It's just so beautiful.
1294
01:13:59.669 --> 01:14:00.935
Life can be.
1295
01:14:02.105 --> 01:14:03.604
Things can work out.
That's the lesson.
1296
01:14:05.542 --> 01:14:08.876
Sometimes there's no lesson.
That's a lesson in itself.
1297
01:14:10.814 --> 01:14:12.079
I guess so.
1298
01:14:14.017 --> 01:14:16.517
I feel anxious, Michael.
1299
01:14:16.519 --> 01:14:19.120
I feel something.
Like you're different-acting.
1300
01:14:19.122 --> 01:14:21.923
Me? No, no, no.
Everything's fine.
I'm just...
1301
01:14:21.925 --> 01:14:24.559
I know.
1302
01:14:24.561 --> 01:14:26.227
I'm not great to look
at in bright sunlight.
1303
01:14:26.229 --> 01:14:27.995
No, you're very pretty.
1304
01:14:29.032 --> 01:14:30.231
Okay.
1305
01:14:31.167 --> 01:14:33.768
So, we could maybe
go out for a walk
1306
01:14:33.770 --> 01:14:35.970
and talk or
something.
Yes.
1307
01:14:37.941 --> 01:14:38.806
So I'll see you after?
1308
01:14:38.808 --> 01:14:39.740
Of course.
1309
01:14:43.880 --> 01:14:44.879
And...
1310
01:14:46.649 --> 01:14:47.615
Uh...
1311
01:14:49.519 --> 01:14:52.186
Always remember,
the customer is
an individual.
1312
01:14:56.593 --> 01:14:57.609
Just like you.
1313
01:14:57.610 --> 01:14:58.626
Each person you speak to
has had a day.
1314
01:15:00.497 --> 01:15:03.598
Some of their days
have been good, some bad,
1315
01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:04.899
but they've all had one.
1316
01:15:06.836 --> 01:15:09.504
Each person you speak to
has had a childhood.
1317
01:15:10.507 --> 01:15:11.739
Each has a body.
1318
01:15:12.909 --> 01:15:15.877
Each body has aches.
1319
01:15:20.149 --> 01:15:21.649
What is it to be human?
1320
01:15:22.652 --> 01:15:23.751
What is it to ache?
1321
01:15:26.523 --> 01:15:29.056
What is it to be alive?
1322
01:15:31.594 --> 01:15:32.827
I don't know.
1323
01:15:34.531 --> 01:15:36.764
What is it to ache?
I don't know.
1324
01:15:36.766 --> 01:15:39.166
What is it to be alive?
I don't know.
1325
01:15:43.106 --> 01:15:45.940
Uh, yes. "How do i
talk to a customer?"
1326
01:15:45.942 --> 01:15:47.675
How do I talk to a customer?
1327
01:15:47.677 --> 01:15:49.110
These are
the important questions
1328
01:15:49.112 --> 01:15:51.879
for a customer service
representative.
1329
01:15:51.881 --> 01:15:55.249
What do I say?
Do I smile while
I'm on the phone?
1330
01:15:55.251 --> 01:15:57.785
Well, they can tell
if you're smiling
1331
01:15:57.787 --> 01:15:58.753
even if they
can't see you.
1332
01:15:58.755 --> 01:16:00.721
Did you know that?
1333
01:16:00.723 --> 01:16:03.057
Try it as an experiment
on the phone with a friend.
1334
01:16:03.059 --> 01:16:04.025
Try it, go ahead.
1335
01:16:04.027 --> 01:16:04.825
Watch.
1336
01:16:08.898 --> 01:16:09.864
I'm lost.
1337
01:16:12.869 --> 01:16:14.735
You see, I was smiling
when I said that.
1338
01:16:14.737 --> 01:16:17.605
I've lost my love.
1339
01:16:19.242 --> 01:16:21.943
She's an unmoored ship
drifting off to sea.
1340
01:16:21.945 --> 01:16:23.811
And I have
no one to talk to.
1341
01:16:23.813 --> 01:16:26.847
I have no one to talk to.
I have no one to talk to.
1342
01:16:31.921 --> 01:16:35.790
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to
burden you with that.
1343
01:16:35.792 --> 01:16:37.291
I just don't know
what else to do because
1344
01:16:38.962 --> 01:16:40.294
I have no one to talk to.
1345
01:16:43.266 --> 01:16:45.600
Be friendly to the customer.
1346
01:16:45.602 --> 01:16:47.101
Think of the customer
as a friend.
1347
01:16:55.111 --> 01:16:56.911
I want to cry,
but I can't.
1348
01:16:58.081 --> 01:16:59.313
Is it the Zoloft,
Dr. horowitz?
1349
01:17:00.283 --> 01:17:01.782
Is it the Zoloft?
1350
01:17:11.628 --> 01:17:14.095
My face squeezes into
that crying contortion
you all know so well
1351
01:17:14.097 --> 01:17:16.864
but nothing comes out.
I need tears.
1352
01:17:18.301 --> 01:17:20.067
It's like
not being able to come.
1353
01:17:23.373 --> 01:17:26.173
I need tears to tear
me in two and let this
nightmare escape, but...
1354
01:17:30.246 --> 01:17:31.679
Oh. Um...
1355
01:17:33.149 --> 01:17:35.650
Anyway, yes,
don't forget to smile.
1356
01:17:35.652 --> 01:17:37.018
It makes a person's day.
And what does it cost you?
1357
01:17:37.020 --> 01:17:38.919
A smile is free.
1358
01:17:41.824 --> 01:17:44.358
This is not working.
This is not working.
This is not working.
1359
01:17:44.360 --> 01:17:46.661
The world is falling apart.
1360
01:17:47.363 --> 01:17:49.664
The president is
a war criminal.
1361
01:17:49.966 --> 01:17:51.332
Boo!
1362
01:17:51.334 --> 01:17:53.701
America is
going down the tubes
1363
01:17:53.703 --> 01:17:56.437
and you're talking about
goddamn intelligent design.
1364
01:17:56.439 --> 01:17:58.005
They've intentionally
destroyed
1365
01:17:58.007 --> 01:18:00.007
the public education system
1366
01:18:00.009 --> 01:18:01.776
because it's
easier to manipulate
1367
01:18:01.778 --> 01:18:04.412
dumb workers and soldiers.
1368
01:18:04.414 --> 01:18:06.347
There's no need for that!
Support our troops!
1369
01:18:09.185 --> 01:18:10.818
Eh?
1370
01:18:12.288 --> 01:18:14.021
Oh, um...
1371
01:18:14.023 --> 01:18:15.222
I thought this
was about customer service.
1372
01:18:15.224 --> 01:18:16.724
Uh, be personable.
1373
01:18:17.794 --> 01:18:19.460
Remember to
believe in yourself.
1374
01:18:19.462 --> 01:18:21.295
Believe in your company.
1375
01:18:21.297 --> 01:18:23.397
And your
products or services.
1376
01:18:26.269 --> 01:18:28.235
I sweat onto my pillow
every night.
1377
01:18:30.239 --> 01:18:32.139
I think there's something
very, very wrong with me.
1378
01:18:39.148 --> 01:18:40.281
Be friendly.
1379
01:18:42.452 --> 01:18:44.385
Yes, what does it cost you?
1380
01:18:44.387 --> 01:18:48.255
Look for what is special
about each individual.
1381
01:18:48.257 --> 01:18:49.990
Focus on that
during your conversation.
1382
01:18:55.998 --> 01:18:59.133
Our time is limited.
We forget that.
1383
01:19:00.236 --> 01:19:02.837
Death comes, that's it.
1384
01:19:02.839 --> 01:19:04.405
Soon it's as if
we never existed.
1385
01:19:06.809 --> 01:19:08.476
So, remember to smile.
1386
01:19:12.148 --> 01:19:14.915
Remember there is
someone out there
for everyone.
1387
01:19:14.917 --> 01:19:16.383
Someone to love.
1388
01:19:16.385 --> 01:19:19.253
Remember every person
you speak to needs love.
1389
01:19:19.255 --> 01:19:20.154
Remember to...
1390
01:19:30.967 --> 01:19:32.399
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
1391
01:19:32.401 --> 01:19:34.235
Slugger!
1392
01:19:34.237 --> 01:19:35.803
What'd you bring me?
1393
01:19:35.805 --> 01:19:37.404
In the bag.
Let me look!
Let me look!
1394
01:19:37.406 --> 01:19:38.873
He gets
right to the point.
Yeah.
1395
01:19:38.875 --> 01:19:40.074
Hi, honey.
1396
01:19:40.076 --> 01:19:41.308
Is this it?
Yup.
1397
01:19:41.310 --> 01:19:42.777
What is it?
A toy.
1398
01:19:43.913 --> 01:19:47.047
It's a doll.
It's for girls.
It's a girls' doll.
1399
01:19:47.049 --> 01:19:48.983
No, no. It's a toy,
an antique. It moves.
No, no, it's...
1400
01:19:48.985 --> 01:19:50.985
It's stupid, it's stupid,
and the face is broken.
1401
01:19:50.987 --> 01:19:52.787
It's an antique, slugger.
That's part of its charm.
1402
01:19:52.789 --> 01:19:53.788
Nah, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
1403
01:19:53.789 --> 01:19:54.788
What are
these words here?
1404
01:19:54.791 --> 01:19:56.157
I don't know.
It's in Japanese.
1405
01:19:56.159 --> 01:19:57.925
Press some buttons.
It moves.
1406
01:19:59.195 --> 01:20:00.427
What else did
you get me?
1407
01:20:00.429 --> 01:20:01.295
Well, I didn't get
you anything else...
1408
01:20:01.297 --> 01:20:02.429
Surprise!
1409
01:20:02.431 --> 01:20:04.431
Jesus! That scared me!
1410
01:20:04.433 --> 01:20:06.433
Welcome home, honey.
It's a surprise party.
1411
01:20:06.435 --> 01:20:09.203
I don't...
Who are all these people?
1412
01:20:09.205 --> 01:20:11.172
Michael, it's great
to see you.
1413
01:20:11.174 --> 01:20:12.406
Yeah. Oh, thanks.
1414
01:20:12.408 --> 01:20:14.375
Who are they?
It's everybody, honey.
1415
01:20:14.377 --> 01:20:15.442
What's it doing
now, daddy?
1416
01:20:15.444 --> 01:20:17.144
I don't recognize
any of them.
1417
01:20:17.145 --> 01:20:18.845
Michael, how are you?
Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, how are you?
1418
01:20:18.848 --> 01:20:20.514
Daddy, what's coming
out of the toy?
I don't know.
1419
01:20:20.516 --> 01:20:22.883
God, Michael,
it looks like semen.
1420
01:20:22.885 --> 01:20:24.885
I don't know. I just
got it at a store.
I don't know.
1421
01:20:24.887 --> 01:20:26.353
What's semen, mommy?
1422
01:20:26.355 --> 01:20:28.489
It's just a liquid, Henry.
It's just a liquid.
1423
01:20:31.327 --> 01:20:33.327
Michael, do you realize
that we love you?
1424
01:20:33.329 --> 01:20:34.328
Henry.
1425
01:20:36.933 --> 01:20:37.998
Me.
1426
01:20:39.602 --> 01:20:41.101
All of us here.
1427
01:20:46.309 --> 01:20:48.042
Who are you, Donna?
1428
01:20:49.378 --> 01:20:51.545
Who are you, really?
1429
01:20:51.547 --> 01:20:53.347
Oh, for fuck's sake!
1430
01:20:54.116 --> 01:20:55.349
I'm sorry, Henry.
1431
01:20:56.085 --> 01:20:58.485
Mommy said a bad word.
1432
01:20:58.487 --> 01:21:00.621
But for fuck's sake, Michael.
I don't know who I am.
1433
01:21:00.623 --> 01:21:03.123
I mean, who are you?
1434
01:21:03.125 --> 01:21:05.960
Who is anyone? Who could
answer that question?
1435
01:21:11.467 --> 01:21:13.234
I don't want you to leave.
1436
01:21:13.236 --> 01:21:15.536
- Donna, I'm not leaving.
- Is daddy leaving?
1437
01:21:15.538 --> 01:21:17.037
Of course not, slugger.
1438
01:21:18.441 --> 01:21:20.107
Where would I go?
1439
01:21:25.281 --> 01:21:27.014
Donna?
I'm sorry.
1440
01:21:29.552 --> 01:21:31.151
Ah.
1441
01:21:31.153 --> 01:21:33.254
Well, good to see you.
1442
01:21:34.290 --> 01:21:36.357
Thanks very much.
1443
01:21:39.028 --> 01:21:40.394
Daddy,
what's it doing now?
1444
01:21:40.396 --> 01:21:42.129
Singing, slugger.
Oh.
1445
01:21:43.366 --> 01:21:45.566
Um... um...
1446
01:21:46.302 --> 01:21:47.902
Can I go out and play?
1447
01:21:47.904 --> 01:21:49.436
Yeah, sure.
1448
01:21:49.438 --> 01:21:52.306
I'll stay here and
listen to it till it's over.
1449
01:22:19.669 --> 01:22:21.568
September 16th, 2005.
1450
01:22:23.172 --> 01:22:25.139
Dear Michael,
1451
01:22:25.141 --> 01:22:27.207
I'm sorry to see you go,
but I understand.
1452
01:22:28.511 --> 01:22:30.978
Well, I don't understand,
but I accept it.
1453
01:22:30.980 --> 01:22:34.081
I'm so glad we had
this time together.
1454
01:22:34.083 --> 01:22:37.351
I don't think I ever
felt love like this was.
1455
01:22:43.326 --> 01:22:46.961
Maybe someday we'll meet again
under better circumstances.
1456
01:22:46.963 --> 01:22:51.031
Love,
Lisa "anomalisa" hesselman.
1457
01:22:57.707 --> 01:23:00.174
P.S.
1458
01:23:00.176 --> 01:23:03.277
I looked up
"anomarisa" in my
Japanese-English dictionary.
1459
01:23:03.279 --> 01:23:06.347
It turns out it means
"goddess of heaven."
1460
01:23:09.085 --> 01:23:11.285
Not that I think
of myself that way,
of course.
1461
01:23:12.121 --> 01:23:13.654
It's just interesting.
1462
01:23:49.091 --> 01:23:51.158
♪ When I see a face
1463
01:23:52.161 --> 01:23:54.561
♪ or hear a name
1464
01:23:56.032 --> 01:24:01.068
♪ or am introduced
to someone new
1465
01:24:01.070 --> 01:24:05.439
♪ it doesn't matter,
they're all the same
1466
01:24:07.510 --> 01:24:11.378
♪ and none of them is you
1467
01:24:11.380 --> 01:24:14.048
♪ when I go to work
1468
01:24:14.450 --> 01:24:17.051
♪ or take a walk
1469
01:24:18.587 --> 01:24:23.323
♪ and watch what
other people do
1470
01:24:23.325 --> 01:24:27.728
♪ I'll listen
to their idle talk
1471
01:24:30.132 --> 01:24:33.467
♪ and none of them is you
1472
01:24:34.336 --> 01:24:36.603
♪ where are you
1473
01:24:37.206 --> 01:24:40.140
♪ my dear?
1474
01:24:40.142 --> 01:24:43.477
♪ Why can't I hear you?
1475
01:24:45.281 --> 01:24:49.683
♪ How I wish that
you were here
1476
01:24:51.420 --> 01:24:53.420
♪ how I long
1477
01:24:54.190 --> 01:24:57.324
♪ to be near
1478
01:24:57.760 --> 01:25:00.427
♪ you
1479
01:25:04.366 --> 01:25:06.433
♪ sometimes at night
1480
01:25:07.203 --> 01:25:09.803
♪ I'll pass the time
1481
01:25:11.507 --> 01:25:16.176
♪ those endless,
sleepless hours in bed
1482
01:25:16.178 --> 01:25:20.647
♪ I'll try to reconstruct
your voice
1483
01:25:23.219 --> 01:25:27.121
♪ but only hear
their voice instead
1484
01:25:27.123 --> 01:25:29.523
♪ they talk, they yell
1485
01:25:29.525 --> 01:25:32.693
♪ in that other voice
1486
01:25:32.695 --> 01:25:38.599
♪ they flirt and whisper, too
1487
01:25:38.601 --> 01:25:43.203
♪ I'd love them
if I had the choice
1488
01:25:45.274 --> 01:25:48.609
♪ but none of them is you
1489
01:25:49.478 --> 01:25:51.745
♪ where are you
1490
01:25:52.348 --> 01:25:55.415
♪ my dear?
1491
01:25:55.417 --> 01:25:59.486
♪ Why can't I hear you?
1492
01:26:00.356 --> 01:26:03.157
♪ How I wish that you
1493
01:26:03.559 --> 01:26:06.160
♪ were here
1494
01:26:06.695 --> 01:26:09.296
♪ how I long
1495
01:26:09.698 --> 01:26:12.566
♪ to be near
1496
01:26:12.902 --> 01:26:16.837
♪ you
1497
01:26:19.742 --> 01:26:22.609
♪ in a dream you came
1498
01:26:22.611 --> 01:26:25.612
♪ and held my hand
1499
01:26:25.614 --> 01:26:28.182
♪ our love was perfect
1500
01:26:28.717 --> 01:26:31.518
♪ in that sphere
1501
01:26:31.520 --> 01:26:35.923
♪ the breeze was your whisper
in that land
1502
01:26:37.860 --> 01:26:41.461
♪ while the air
stands still right here
1503
01:26:42.565 --> 01:26:47.201
♪ no, I've never met you,
my sweet dear
1504
01:26:48.837 --> 01:26:53.807
♪ and my friends,
they say you don't exist
1505
01:26:53.809 --> 01:26:58.478
♪ but friends are cowards
full of fear
1506
01:27:00.950 --> 01:27:04.918
♪ afraid to look at
what they've missed
1507
01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:09.556
♪ one day I'll be walking
on the street
1508
01:27:11.594 --> 01:27:15.996
♪ that crowded, bustling,
faceless spread
1509
01:27:15.998 --> 01:27:20.634
♪ I'll turn the corner
and we'll meet
1510
01:27:22.905 --> 01:27:27.374
♪ and I will be no longer dead
1511
01:27:28.377 --> 01:27:32.646
♪ and I will be no longer dead
1512
01:27:35.517 --> 01:27:37.651
♪ where are you
1513
01:27:38.254 --> 01:27:41.455
♪ my dear?
1514
01:27:41.457 --> 01:27:44.925
♪ Why can't I hear you?
1515
01:27:46.262 --> 01:27:47.995
♪ How I wish
1516
01:27:47.997 --> 01:27:51.932
♪ that you were here
1517
01:27:52.668 --> 01:27:54.935
♪ how I long
1518
01:27:55.537 --> 01:27:58.805
♪ to be near
1519
01:27:59.375 --> 01:28:03.277
♪ you ♪