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♪

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-Hey.
-Fuck you guys.

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♪

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I'm really gonna miss
that asshole.

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Yeah, me too.

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Grande means large.

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-Are you Latin?
-No.

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Then it's a large latte.

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I'd like to speak
to the manager.

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The manager is not here,
would you like to speak
to the owner?

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Yes, I would.

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Now you're just
being as asshole

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you know what, I think
you're gonna need to take
your caffeine needs elsewhere.

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- Dick head.

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The owner of this place
is a prick.

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Don't I know it.

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Thank you, Emily. So...

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-I really don't want to.
-Look, it's an extra 1200
a month plus utilities.

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Besides we're never gonna
find a place this sweet
for how much we're paying.

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I know, but do you really
want some freak moving in?

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We don't really
have a choice.

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And all are friends are broke,

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if we don't get a roomie,
Jen's gonna want to move in.

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Which will be fine, except
for the fact that she gonna
put a death grip on your dick.

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Sorry, it's gonna be like
two on one, before you know
she'd eventually get

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peanut allergy, and then
I'm gonna have to move out.

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Why would you
have to move out?

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Quit being Bob,
you gotta find a roommate.

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-Gonna place an ad.
-Okay, you're right.

30
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You're right, just one request
please, no dickheads.

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Welcome to trickle tree.

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♪

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We're not within 400 feet
of that school, are we?

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♪

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So you guys do the whole
dress alike thing?

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-Always have.
-Always have.

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You know it's just
for one room right?

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-We know.
-We know.

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So you guys do like,
bunk beds or something?

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-Or something.
-Or something.

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Is it cool if I grow,
in the soil back there?
It's pretty fresh.

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Wait, is that legal now,
to do that?

43
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Aaaaa...

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I'm a puppeteer.

45
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Ah cool, for like,
kids birthdays?

46
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No, more performance based,
my aesthetic isn't for kids.

47
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So like state fairs?

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I'm an erotic puppeteer.

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♪

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♪

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-Very cool place.
-Thank you.

52
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So Chloe, tell us
about yourself.

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I'm 28 years old, kind of...
In between jobs right now.

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I've been living in
Santa Monica, but I can't
really live there anymore.

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Basically I've just had
this really bad breakup

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and I'm trying to get
as far away from there
as possible.

57
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Wow that's probably the worst
pitch you've heard all day.

58
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No, actually we've heard
a lot of bad pitches today.

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Yeah.

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Chloe, tell us why you think
you'd be a good roommate?

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I think I'm a fun person.

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-I'm easy going.
-That's perfect, we're...
Easy going ourselves.

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Well, I...
I do have a question.

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Do you like to party?

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Party?

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That's a weird question, Bobby.

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No. I like to party,
i like to have a good time.

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I just want to make sure
you're cool with that.

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Do you mean like party-party
or... party-party?

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Uh... party-party.

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Like...

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Have some drinks, dance around
with some friends, have fun
kind of party?

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Or, do coke and fuck
kind of party?

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I didn't know there was
a definition for party.

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Usually when he asks me
to throw a party, it leans
toward the second one,

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-i meant the first one.
-He meant the first one.

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I'm fine with the first one.

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Real quick, Bob, can I just
see you in the other room?

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Are there other definitions
of party I'm not aware of?

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- Real quick.
-Yeah.

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Sorry.

82
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I think this is going
very well.

83
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You need to calm down, man,
you are all over the place.

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I'm cool as a cucumber,
you need to calm down.

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I think she's great,
she's very hot.

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I agree she's a very
pretty girl.

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I know, and she like to
party-party.

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Hey, I'm here about
the room for rent.

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No vacancies,
fuck off.

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Wow, sorry about that.

91
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So, when can you move in?

92
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Just don't say anything, okay.
Freddie gets all weird
about women.

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-I'm not gonna say a word,
quiet as a mouse.
-Thank you.

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So how hot
are we talking
about, dude?

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-Pretty hot.
-Here's the thing,

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she's gonna be our
new roommate
in a couple of days,

97
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she's not some circus freak
to be ogled.

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I would like to subtly
ogle her.

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Yeah, you're about subtle
as a date rapist, Fred.
I fold.

100
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-On you, bud.
-I mean, this is what
worries me,

101
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you don't know
anything about her.

102
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I mean girls are crazy,
especially the ones
i date.

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Like okay, a while ago

104
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I saw this girl
at the Metro station right...

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And she's eye fucking me hard.
Now, this happens a lot.

106
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So it's not like
I'm not used to it.

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Right, yeah, of course.

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But this one made
an impression, alright.

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So much that couple days
go by and I can't stop
thinking about her.

110
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So I go on missed connections
on Craig's list and...

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Mother fucker, if it's
not a post that night
from this chick.

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-No shit.
-No.

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-Get the fuck out of here.
-No.

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Seriously, she described
everything. What I was wearing,
where we were.

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The whole kit and caboodle.

116
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Now, I'm feeling frisky so...

117
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I e-mailed her,

118
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-right.
-And she responds
and then we meet up.

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This sounds like a penthouse
forum letter.

120
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Yeah, well hold your horses,
kimosabi.

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We had drinks,
that went well.

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And then she invited me
to her place.

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Here's where the story
gets kinda weird.

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Yeah, cause it wasn't
weird before so--

125
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she was the dominatrix.

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-Get the fuck out of here.
-What?

127
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- Yeah.
-Seriously?

128
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Yes man, she gets all
leathered up.

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You know she asked me,
if I'm down to party.

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-See, Bobby?
-So I'm like yeah,
yeah, yeah.

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-Cool, right? She gives me
a safe word.
-Oh, what was the safe word?

132
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Porcupine, lady boy...

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Fuck I didn't use it,
i don't remember, but
what I do remember is...

134
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She ties me up and then
she started blowing me.

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-Oh yeah. Nice
-fuck.

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-Yes.
-This sounds great.

137
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Yeah, then she kicks me
in the nuts.

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-Oow...
-What the fuck?

139
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-Why?
-Yeah man.

140
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And here's the weird shit,
it was awesome.

141
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I mean that's when
all this other crazy stuff
started happening.

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I'm talking about whips and wax
and she shoved a peeled banana

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-up my ass and it didn't even
break, I mean come on, man.
-Eww.

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This girl was genius.
I fell in love,
i moved her in.

145
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I introduced her to my parents
she got my dad hooked on
spanishfly

146
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and he had a mild heart attack
and I got herpes.

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Starting to see why you never
told us this story before.

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But the point is...

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♪

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You fuck crazy.

151
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You don't let crazy move in.

152
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I can't believe you picked
a girl roommate.

153
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What's the problem?
She's a nice lady.

154
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A nice lady?

155
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Yeah...

156
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Girls are cleaner than guys
and they make better roommates.

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Is she fat?

158
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-No.
-Does she have
a hair lip or something?

159
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-No.
-So you went
with a hot chick.

160
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She's pleasant looking,
non offensive.

161
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You're full of shit.

162
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What's the problem?
I'm not gonna bang her
or anything.

163
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Please don't say bang,
it makes me feel like
I'm dating a skateboarder.

164
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-I'm not gonna plow her,
how about that?
-Plow?

165
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Yes, it's so much better than
bang, if you're 11.

166
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-Is ray?
-Is ray what?

167
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Gonna plow/bang her?

168
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I should hope not,
that is very bad
roommate etiquette.

169
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Right, of course it is.

170
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-Hi, ray.
-Hi.

171
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Look, this is little
awkward, but...

172
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My boyfriend came home
unexpectedly and I was
hoping I could move in early.

173
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Yeah, no, that's totally fine.

174
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-When you thinking?
-Today, right now actually.

175
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Oh...

176
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You know, I can pay
the extra days pro rated.

177
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Don't be ridiculous,
it's totally fine.

178
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-Really?
-Yes, of course.

179
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Thank you.

180
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Would you mind
helping me carry in my stuff?

181
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-Absolutely.
-Thanks.

182
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I wouldn't absolutely not...

183
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What's with this
suit of armor?

184
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Ah that is so funny
you should ask,

185
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I'm actually a descendant

186
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from a nordic tribe
of knights and

187
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for the past 12 generations
that armor has been--

188
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he got it at a garage sale.

189
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I did, it's true. But I got
a really great deal on it.

190
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Oh, before I forget,
couple of house rules...

191
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No avocados, not allowed.

192
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You've an allergy?

193
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No no, they just really
freak me out.

194
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Any other rules?

195
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-I'm good.
-Um... what about house guests?

196
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-You can have friends over,
it's fine.
-Like...

197
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Sleepover guests?

198
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Not that I'm in the market
for a while, but I just
want to know what to expect.

199
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Two single guys.

200
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He's not single.

201
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-You're not?
-No, Bobby's got a girlfriend.

202
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Named Jennifer, she's adorable.

203
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That's so cool,
i had no idea.

204
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-I can't wait to meet her.
-Aah, I'm sure you're going to,
so very soon.

205
00:13:21.934 --> 00:13:23.334
And you, ray?

206
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Yeah, I'm single.

207
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I mean, I have house guests,
i mean sleepover...

208
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Sleepover friends
from time to time.

209
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Let's just keep it
to a respectful
moderation. Okay?

210
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This is fun.
Any other rules?

211
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You know, I think we're good
in the rules.

212
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Now, Chloe, I couldn't help
but notice that you have
no furniture.

213
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I know... I need to go buy
a bed and stuff tomorrow.

214
00:13:55.135 --> 00:13:58.603
Well, obviously you're
gonna need
somewhere to sleep.

215
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Yeah I was thinking
i could crash in the couch,
if that's cool with you guys.

216
00:14:02.843 --> 00:14:08.947
-Yeah.
-No, this couch is so hard,
it will throw your back out.

217
00:14:08.949 --> 00:14:12.984
Why don't you just
crash in my room and
i will bunk up with ray.

218
00:14:12.986 --> 00:14:14.485
-Really?
-Really?

219
00:14:14.487 --> 00:14:16.554
Of course, it's for one night.

220
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Yeah I mean, no.
That's... just... guys,
sleeping in the bed. Two men.

221
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-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

222
00:14:23.964 --> 00:14:25.263
This guy huh...

223
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I think it's gonna be
really fun, living
with you guys.

224
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Why don't I get
another bottle...

225
00:14:32.906 --> 00:14:35.940
You know what,
I've something that
we can really celebrate with.

226
00:14:35.942 --> 00:14:36.841
-Really?
-Yeah.

227
00:14:36.843 --> 00:14:38.409
-What's that?
-Absinthe.

228
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♪

229
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-What you thinking about?
-What?

230
00:15:04.403 --> 00:15:05.904
What you thinking about?

231
00:15:05.906 --> 00:15:09.440
Are you seriously trying
to have pillow talk with me
right now?

232
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She's in the shower.

233
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-I know, I can hear.
-All lathered up.

234
00:15:15.015 --> 00:15:18.049
Can you please not get
worked up, when you're
sleeping right next me.

235
00:15:19.985 --> 00:15:21.552
Don't tell me
you're not into her.

236
00:15:21.554 --> 00:15:24.923
She's a very
pretty, nice lady.

237
00:15:24.925 --> 00:15:27.992
She's fucking hot.
You totally want
to bang her.

238
00:15:29.061 --> 00:15:31.396
The point isn't whether
or not I would bang her,

239
00:15:31.398 --> 00:15:35.233
the point is I'm not
gonna try to bang her. Okay?

240
00:15:35.235 --> 00:15:38.770
♪

241
00:15:38.772 --> 00:15:42.340
-Is a hand job
considered cheating?
-Yes, absolutely.

242
00:15:45.412 --> 00:15:50.548
♪

243
00:15:52.419 --> 00:15:55.787
♪

244
00:15:55.789 --> 00:15:57.855
She's done.

245
00:15:57.857 --> 00:16:00.325
-Thank god.
-I'm gonna get
a glass of water.

246
00:16:00.327 --> 00:16:02.560
-Do not do that.
-Too late.

247
00:16:09.536 --> 00:16:13.705
♪

248
00:16:13.707 --> 00:16:16.674
Oh... hi.

249
00:16:16.676 --> 00:16:20.411
I'm sorry, I was gonna
get a glass of water.

250
00:16:20.413 --> 00:16:24.148
Oh that's okay. You were
gonna see it eventually

251
00:16:24.917 --> 00:16:29.487
ha! Yup.
There it was.

252
00:16:29.489 --> 00:16:32.156
-Good night, Bobby.
-Good night.

253
00:16:44.636 --> 00:16:46.237
See, water.

254
00:16:47.606 --> 00:16:49.040
You're an embarrassment.

255
00:16:58.917 --> 00:17:01.185
-She was naked.
-What?

256
00:17:02.654 --> 00:17:06.524
- Naked.
-Jesus.

257
00:17:06.526 --> 00:17:10.428
-It was good.
-Did she freak out?

258
00:17:10.430 --> 00:17:12.130
No, she was totally cool.

259
00:17:13.365 --> 00:17:15.533
It was like,
she was in to it.

260
00:17:15.535 --> 00:17:17.201
Maybe she's an exhibitionist.

261
00:17:18.971 --> 00:17:22.340
This whole roommate thing
was a great idea, good job.

262
00:17:22.342 --> 00:17:25.076
I gonna totally
have to bone her down.

263
00:17:25.078 --> 00:17:28.279
-That's against house rules.
-We didn't make that rule.

264
00:17:28.281 --> 00:17:33.885
Avocados, yes.
Respectful moderation, yes.
Having sex with her, all good.

265
00:17:34.520 --> 00:17:36.087
I'm sure Jen would agree.

266
00:17:41.627 --> 00:17:42.860
Dick.

267
00:17:48.033 --> 00:17:49.167
You snore.

268
00:17:51.537 --> 00:17:55.039
-Barely.
-Like a chainsaw.

269
00:17:56.208 --> 00:17:57.308
Bobby?

270
00:17:59.044 --> 00:18:00.812
Hey...

271
00:18:00.814 --> 00:18:03.648
-Hey, babe.
-Hey, Jen.

272
00:18:03.650 --> 00:18:06.951
-Hi, what you doing here?
-Is she here?

273
00:18:06.953 --> 00:18:10.788
Oh, no, she's probably still
sleeping in Bobby's bed.

274
00:18:10.790 --> 00:18:12.523
I'm sorry, you fucking
kidding me?

275
00:18:12.525 --> 00:18:14.792
No, no, she doesn't have a bed.

276
00:18:14.794 --> 00:18:17.829
-Who doesn't have
a fucking bed?
-I slept in Ray's room, relax.

277
00:18:17.831 --> 00:18:19.430
-It's totally fine.
-Sounds fine.

278
00:18:20.165 --> 00:18:23.134
- Morning.
- -Hi...

279
00:18:24.336 --> 00:18:27.405
Hi, you must be
Bobby's girlfriend.

280
00:18:27.407 --> 00:18:28.406
-Jennifer.
-Jennifer.

281
00:18:28.408 --> 00:18:32.043
Yep, this is my girlfriend Jen,
this is Chloe.

282
00:18:32.045 --> 00:18:35.246
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi, nice to meet you, too.

283
00:18:35.248 --> 00:18:38.116
Your boyfriend is really
a gallant gentleman.

284
00:18:38.118 --> 00:18:41.853
He let me sleep in his bed
last night, so I wouldn't
have to sleep on the couch.

285
00:18:41.855 --> 00:18:45.656
Bobby did that?
He was gallant?

286
00:18:45.658 --> 00:18:47.358
-Surprising huh?
-Mmm.

287
00:18:48.927 --> 00:18:53.531
Anyway I don't want to
take advantage of you
so...

288
00:18:53.533 --> 00:18:58.736
I'm gonna buy a bed
and a dresser and maybe
the market. No avocados.

289
00:18:58.738 --> 00:19:00.271
House rules.

290
00:19:00.273 --> 00:19:02.573
-Nice meeting you.
-You too, bye.

291
00:19:03.542 --> 00:19:04.976
Have a good time.

292
00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:10.848
-What?
-I've got my eye on you.

293
00:19:10.850 --> 00:19:12.850
Keep your eye on him,
I'm the gallant one.

294
00:19:12.852 --> 00:19:16.420
-Gallant one.
-Bye, I love you.

295
00:19:20.959 --> 00:19:24.228
Does she smell your intentions
the way a dog smells fear?

296
00:19:25.330 --> 00:19:26.464
Mm-hmm.

297
00:19:31.637 --> 00:19:37.375
♪

298
00:19:37.377 --> 00:19:44.215
♪

299
00:19:44.217 --> 00:19:46.617
Can't tell if you're working
hard, or hardly working.

300
00:19:46.619 --> 00:19:50.488
Apparently people like
what I have to say.
I'm somewhat of a...

301
00:19:50.490 --> 00:19:52.523
Celebrity in parts
of south east Asia.

302
00:19:54.092 --> 00:19:56.227
It's not really
a job, is it?

303
00:19:56.229 --> 00:19:58.196
Knock wood.

304
00:19:59.064 --> 00:20:00.932
Okay, well,
you seem involved.

305
00:20:00.934 --> 00:20:02.366
No, what's up?

306
00:20:03.669 --> 00:20:05.036
Nothing, you're busy.

307
00:20:05.771 --> 00:20:08.439
I'm not... that busy.

308
00:20:08.441 --> 00:20:10.908
Well, I was thinking
about getting a coffee.

309
00:20:10.910 --> 00:20:13.444
-Bobby's place?
-Or not.

310
00:20:15.047 --> 00:20:17.215
You like to live dangerously.

311
00:20:19.585 --> 00:20:21.552
I've never had
a best friend
like you guys.

312
00:20:21.554 --> 00:20:27.925
No. Not even like, when you
were a kid, elementary school,
anything like that?

313
00:20:27.927 --> 00:20:31.262
-Military brat.
Moved around a lot.
-Ah.

314
00:20:31.264 --> 00:20:34.899
-Should we uh...
-Yes, thank you.

315
00:20:34.901 --> 00:20:38.836
So how about your parents,
where are they?

316
00:20:38.838 --> 00:20:43.374
Um...
Louisiana, not really sure.

317
00:20:43.376 --> 00:20:45.576
-Mmm.
-I haven't
talked to them in years.

318
00:20:45.578 --> 00:20:47.311
-Sorry.
-It's okay.

319
00:20:47.313 --> 00:20:50.414
So, what next?
What happened next?

320
00:20:51.750 --> 00:20:55.686
-What, you want my
life story now?
-I bored you with mine, so...

321
00:20:57.556 --> 00:21:01.158
Well, bounced around a lot.

322
00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:05.930
Didn't really meld
with the military lifestyle.

323
00:21:05.932 --> 00:21:11.869
So when I was old enough,
i just backpacked around
the world.

324
00:21:11.871 --> 00:21:16.107
That's kind of the
upside of living
that kind of lifestyle,

325
00:21:16.109 --> 00:21:18.476
you just know
someone everywhere.

326
00:21:20.746 --> 00:21:25.082
Met a guy in Bali,
an American.

327
00:21:26.318 --> 00:21:29.654
Fell in love, moved to la...

328
00:21:29.656 --> 00:21:34.358
Two good years,
two bad years...
Now I'm here.

329
00:21:35.193 --> 00:21:36.527
That's my story.

330
00:21:38.263 --> 00:21:39.797
-You got your wish?
-I've not.

331
00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:42.633
-Make it count.
-I get a lot anxiety
when I do these things.

332
00:21:42.635 --> 00:21:43.834
So hold on.

333
00:21:47.506 --> 00:21:49.073
-Hi.
-Hey, Bobby.

334
00:21:49.075 --> 00:21:52.109
-Hi, Bobby.
-You guys look so cozy.

335
00:21:52.111 --> 00:21:53.611
Yeah, alright.

336
00:21:54.279 --> 00:21:56.681
-What the hell is that?
-What?

337
00:21:58.250 --> 00:22:01.185
-What?
-The coffee cups.

338
00:22:01.187 --> 00:22:03.587
The treasonous
coffee cups.

339
00:22:03.589 --> 00:22:06.190
We were on the other side
of the town, Bobby.

340
00:22:06.192 --> 00:22:08.759
I'm actually, I'm a little
disgusted right now.

341
00:22:08.761 --> 00:22:10.494
It really wasn't very good.

342
00:22:11.463 --> 00:22:12.530
Mmm.

343
00:22:20.072 --> 00:22:22.573
I know what's going on here.

344
00:22:22.575 --> 00:22:25.576
-What do you think
is going on here?
-Shenanigans, that's what.

345
00:22:25.578 --> 00:22:27.545
There are no shenanigans
going on here, Bobby.

346
00:22:27.547 --> 00:22:30.781
I know shenanigans,
when I see shenanigans.

347
00:22:30.783 --> 00:22:35.186
You know what, it doesn't matter
okay. Because I run a small
struggling business,

348
00:22:35.188 --> 00:22:38.889
-and you are feeding dollars
into a corporate behemoth.
-Here it is, uh-huh.

349
00:22:38.891 --> 00:22:41.325
I hope you can sleep tonight
through your guilty conscience.

350
00:22:41.327 --> 00:22:45.162
Cool, dude. Yeah, so it's about
the coffee isn't it?
That's why you're pissed.

351
00:22:45.164 --> 00:22:46.897
-Fuck you, ray.
-Yeah, blow me.

352
00:22:47.899 --> 00:22:49.767
This coffee's delicious
by the way.

353
00:22:51.069 --> 00:22:52.937
Why do you care?

354
00:22:52.939 --> 00:22:58.275
Just put a sign that says,
"no fucking on this couch".
And then you're good to go.

355
00:22:58.277 --> 00:23:00.144
That's not even the problem.

356
00:23:00.146 --> 00:23:03.981
Oh. Is the problem
that you're a little jealous?

357
00:23:03.983 --> 00:23:09.053
-No.
-I'm just saying, if they like
each other, I'm glad.

358
00:23:09.055 --> 00:23:11.422
This is just great,
i come over here
for a little support,

359
00:23:11.424 --> 00:23:13.691
and some physical caring
and I get this.

360
00:23:13.693 --> 00:23:17.328
Well you know what,
it's your loss.
I'm not staying here tonight.

361
00:23:17.330 --> 00:23:20.831
-Babe, where you going?
-I'm going out.

362
00:23:20.833 --> 00:23:23.434
And then back to the pleasure
dome and then hopefully

363
00:23:23.436 --> 00:23:26.303
I can sleep, through all the
fucking and sucking.

364
00:23:31.711 --> 00:23:35.146
It's not that I'm an insecure
person or a jealous person,

365
00:23:35.148 --> 00:23:37.014
I just don't like
being excluded.

366
00:23:37.016 --> 00:23:40.885
Or deceived, I mean
if they're out there
getting random coffee,

367
00:23:40.887 --> 00:23:42.820
what the fuck else
are they doing?

368
00:23:43.989 --> 00:23:47.425
-Fucking.
-Yeah.

369
00:23:47.427 --> 00:23:53.063
Yeah, they probably are.
But I shouldn't care right?

370
00:23:53.065 --> 00:23:54.632
Probably not, no.

371
00:23:56.168 --> 00:23:59.403
Well, I don't.
I don't care.

372
00:23:59.405 --> 00:24:04.208
♪

373
00:24:04.210 --> 00:24:06.510
It just really
pisses me off.

374
00:24:09.080 --> 00:24:12.850
You're not very good
at this whole "shoulder
to cry on" thing, are you?

375
00:24:12.852 --> 00:24:17.288
-I tell you what,
I'll make you another drink...
-Ah talk to me.

376
00:24:17.290 --> 00:24:18.756
...if you shut the fuck up.

377
00:24:18.758 --> 00:24:21.859
♪

378
00:24:21.861 --> 00:24:22.927
Deal.

379
00:24:29.034 --> 00:24:31.202
Mother fuckers.

380
00:24:36.375 --> 00:24:38.742
♪

381
00:24:39.978 --> 00:24:41.545
Jesus! Fuck!

382
00:24:41.847 --> 00:24:43.714
Hi, sorry.

383
00:24:44.749 --> 00:24:46.317
Don't sneak up on me.

384
00:24:47.285 --> 00:24:49.820
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

385
00:24:49.822 --> 00:24:53.357
-I'm fine.
-You seemed really
upset earlier.

386
00:24:55.293 --> 00:24:59.263
Yeah, I'm just really sensitive
about the coffee thing.

387
00:25:00.732 --> 00:25:02.967
I don't think
it was about the coffee.

388
00:25:03.902 --> 00:25:04.835
Oh yeah?

389
00:25:06.371 --> 00:25:08.439
I see the way that
you look at me.

390
00:25:08.441 --> 00:25:12.009
♪

391
00:25:15.013 --> 00:25:17.848
Yeah, if you're talking
about the other night
in the hallway--

392
00:25:17.850 --> 00:25:19.683
my point is that...

393
00:25:21.520 --> 00:25:22.586
I like ray.

394
00:25:24.990 --> 00:25:26.423
And I like you.

395
00:25:28.326 --> 00:25:34.698
-What do you mean like?
-I mean, I want us
to be friends and roommates.

396
00:25:35.734 --> 00:25:36.834
Nothing more.

397
00:25:37.769 --> 00:25:42.072
Yeah, of course, me too.

398
00:25:47.345 --> 00:25:48.679
Good night.

399
00:25:56.688 --> 00:25:59.490
♪

400
00:25:59.492 --> 00:26:03.694
-So, how's three's company
working out?
-Mmm...

401
00:26:03.696 --> 00:26:07.998
It's weird,
she's a little weird but
she's hot, so I can deal.

402
00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:11.468
I'm very offended
you're keeping her from us,
I'm dying to meet this chick.

403
00:26:11.470 --> 00:26:13.437
That's not intentional,
I'm just trying to figure out

404
00:26:13.439 --> 00:26:15.272
the boundaries
of our relationship.

405
00:26:15.274 --> 00:26:18.809
Like for instance,
she fully kissed me last night.

406
00:26:18.811 --> 00:26:21.545
What? Wait, did I miss
some hanky panky?

407
00:26:21.547 --> 00:26:25.115
-Yep, Bobby kissed Chloe
last night
-no no, she kissed me. Come on.

408
00:26:25.117 --> 00:26:27.418
-Where?
-In the kitchen.

409
00:26:27.420 --> 00:26:29.687
No I mean like,
on the mouth?

410
00:26:29.689 --> 00:26:33.223
-No on my taint,
yes on the mouth
-what you boys talking about?

411
00:26:33.225 --> 00:26:37.428
Well allegedly, Bobby and
Chloe had a little smooch
sesh last night.

412
00:26:39.364 --> 00:26:41.131
What happened, Bobby?

413
00:26:41.133 --> 00:26:45.869
I got home, we were talking.
I apologized for being
a douche, she was super cool

414
00:26:45.871 --> 00:26:50.808
and just said that she wanted
all of us to be friends...
And then she kissed me.

415
00:26:50.810 --> 00:26:54.311
-And then what?
-And then nothing.

416
00:26:54.313 --> 00:26:58.182
- Whoa, dude make something up
i wanna jerk off right here.

417
00:26:58.184 --> 00:27:01.251
-You kissed her.
-She kissed me.

418
00:27:01.253 --> 00:27:04.755
-Why would you do that?
-You're not listening to me.
She kissed me.

419
00:27:04.757 --> 00:27:06.590
You're hooking up
with her anyway

420
00:27:06.592 --> 00:27:11.929
-actually no we're not
hooking up. Thank you, Bobby.
-Oh.

421
00:27:11.931 --> 00:27:13.464
Dude, why you making this
awkward for me?

422
00:27:13.466 --> 00:27:15.933
Hmm, it would appear,
to the neutral party,

423
00:27:15.935 --> 00:27:18.769
that Chloe is playing
both sides of the sausage here.

424
00:27:18.771 --> 00:27:21.071
-Absolutely.
-You paint a very vivid picture.

425
00:27:21.073 --> 00:27:22.873
-Vivid.
-Thank you.

426
00:27:22.875 --> 00:27:26.076
You're being an asshole,
why are you so blase about
this whole thing?

427
00:27:26.078 --> 00:27:28.746
Because what's the big deal?
I didn't bang her

428
00:27:28.748 --> 00:27:34.418
or plow her or whatever.
It was a fairly innocuous
slightly lingering kiss.

429
00:27:34.420 --> 00:27:35.953
Bonering it.

430
00:27:35.955 --> 00:27:38.789
And I was telling
Smith here because
he usually has perspective.

431
00:27:38.791 --> 00:27:40.658
-That's true.
-You know what,

432
00:27:40.660 --> 00:27:42.526
you are fucking with me
and it's not funny.

433
00:27:42.528 --> 00:27:46.530
Okay I'm being serious now.
Look maybe she's just
a really kissy person.

434
00:27:46.532 --> 00:27:50.034
Maybe it was totally
innocent on her part.

435
00:27:50.036 --> 00:27:53.437
Didn't really feel that way,
I'm not trying to bum you out.

436
00:27:55.173 --> 00:27:57.808
You know what?
I'm leaving.

437
00:27:58.476 --> 00:28:01.178
-Aww...
-Really?

438
00:28:01.180 --> 00:28:03.714
-Great, you fucked up.
-Yeah, thank you seriously.

439
00:28:03.716 --> 00:28:06.750
-You fucked up ray,
-you're breaking your friend's
tiny heart.

440
00:28:06.752 --> 00:28:08.485
It's not how you get into
heaven, bro.

441
00:28:10.655 --> 00:28:12.256
Think there's a very good
reason for all this

442
00:28:12.258 --> 00:28:14.725
I'm not gonna react
till I hear her side.

443
00:28:14.727 --> 00:28:18.295
Okay, okay, maybe we should
just drop the whole thing I...

444
00:28:18.297 --> 00:28:21.398
I don't wanna be a bad
friend here but this is
kind of a red flag.

445
00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:24.001
We have to proceed with
caution you know, I mean...

446
00:28:24.003 --> 00:28:26.336
While I do like having her
around on many levels,

447
00:28:26.338 --> 00:28:28.906
-i don't want her
to come between--
-the fuck is that?

448
00:28:29.574 --> 00:28:32.476
Oh great,
just fucking great.

449
00:28:39.151 --> 00:28:40.150
Hey!

450
00:28:40.152 --> 00:28:44.455
♪

451
00:28:44.457 --> 00:28:46.156
Respectful moderation.

452
00:28:47.258 --> 00:28:50.861
Girls, this is Bobby
and this is ray.

453
00:28:52.163 --> 00:28:53.564
I just got back
from the gym.

454
00:28:59.271 --> 00:29:05.008
♪

455
00:29:05.010 --> 00:29:10.647
♪

456
00:29:10.649 --> 00:29:17.321
♪

457
00:29:17.323 --> 00:29:24.294
♪

458
00:29:25.063 --> 00:29:26.430
-Oh.
-Oh, I'm sorry--

459
00:29:26.432 --> 00:29:28.699
-that's okay.
-I didn't know if anybody
was in here.

460
00:29:28.701 --> 00:29:30.000
Do you want some of that?

461
00:29:30.002 --> 00:29:34.638
-No.
-No... oh you don't.
Who are you? Oh, my god.

462
00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:38.642
I'm so sorry, I need
to take my shirt off
'cause it's so hot in here.

463
00:29:38.644 --> 00:29:41.044
-Can I take a sip of this?
-Yeah.

464
00:29:46.719 --> 00:29:49.887
Who are you anyways?
What is your name?

465
00:29:49.889 --> 00:29:55.425
- I'm Bobby.
- -Bobby?

466
00:29:55.427 --> 00:29:57.928
-That is so funny.
-Why is that so funny?

467
00:29:57.930 --> 00:30:00.931
-Get out, I need to
use the bathroom.
-Okay.

468
00:30:01.366 --> 00:30:02.766
Get out.

469
00:30:02.768 --> 00:30:06.603
♪

470
00:30:07.705 --> 00:30:10.607
♪

471
00:30:11.109 --> 00:30:12.176
Hi.

472
00:30:13.711 --> 00:30:14.678
Hey.

473
00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:16.947
Can you get me a drink?

474
00:30:16.949 --> 00:30:19.550
♪

475
00:30:19.552 --> 00:30:23.053
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.

476
00:30:23.055 --> 00:30:28.458
♪

477
00:30:28.460 --> 00:30:34.898
♪

478
00:30:34.900 --> 00:30:40.037
♪

479
00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:43.273
-To us.
-To us.

480
00:30:43.275 --> 00:30:49.479
♪

481
00:30:49.481 --> 00:30:55.419
♪

482
00:31:11.837 --> 00:31:15.706
♪

483
00:31:15.708 --> 00:31:18.075
This is so far beyond cool.

484
00:31:18.077 --> 00:31:19.977
Oh, my god,
I'm so hammered right now.

485
00:31:19.979 --> 00:31:23.213
-You are so fucking
hammered right now.
-So are you.

486
00:31:23.215 --> 00:31:25.582
-I'm fine.
-No you're fucking hammered

487
00:31:25.584 --> 00:31:28.018
I'm fucking... I'm great.

488
00:31:28.020 --> 00:31:30.254
-Hi.
-Hi.

489
00:31:30.788 --> 00:31:32.222
Hello.

490
00:31:33.224 --> 00:31:35.259
We like your friends.

491
00:31:35.261 --> 00:31:37.895
I'm gonna get in the hot tub
in the bath tub with
some of them.

492
00:31:38.429 --> 00:31:39.763
No, you're not.

493
00:31:41.432 --> 00:31:42.766
Yes, I am.

494
00:31:43.801 --> 00:31:46.336
You're gonna chicken out.

495
00:31:46.338 --> 00:31:52.042
-She just called you a chicken.
-I'm not a chicken.
You're a chicken.

496
00:31:52.044 --> 00:31:57.714
I'm just saying, you wouldn't
know what to do in a
situation like that.

497
00:31:58.316 --> 00:32:00.484
Don't insult me.

498
00:32:00.486 --> 00:32:03.720
I'm like a sexual
Swiss army knife.

499
00:32:05.257 --> 00:32:09.426
♪

500
00:32:10.061 --> 00:32:13.430
You, me, him.

501
00:32:14.399 --> 00:32:17.334
You would not know
what to do.

502
00:32:17.336 --> 00:32:21.905
I'm not saying we should.
I'm just saying you would
chicken out.

503
00:32:21.907 --> 00:32:25.309
I'll fucking do it
right now. You with me, ray?

504
00:32:25.311 --> 00:32:27.411
♪

505
00:32:27.413 --> 00:32:29.813
-Wait, what?
-I'm down.

506
00:32:30.114 --> 00:32:33.417
♪

507
00:32:39.391 --> 00:32:45.696
♪

508
00:32:51.704 --> 00:32:53.537
We're fucking doing this.

509
00:32:53.539 --> 00:32:58.508
Don't you touch me,
don't you fucking look at me.
Do you understand?

510
00:32:58.510 --> 00:33:01.011
Okay. We got this.

511
00:33:07.151 --> 00:33:14.091
♪

512
00:33:14.792 --> 00:33:18.161
Hmm... so...

513
00:33:18.163 --> 00:33:21.898
♪

514
00:33:21.900 --> 00:33:23.000
So.

515
00:33:23.002 --> 00:33:26.236
♪

516
00:33:26.238 --> 00:33:29.006
Uh, full disclosure.

517
00:33:31.042 --> 00:33:34.077
- I've never done this before.

518
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:37.981
I have seen <i>wild things,</i>
<i>so I have a general idea.</i>

519
00:33:39.050 --> 00:33:44.488
♪

520
00:33:44.490 --> 00:33:46.089
Holy shit.

521
00:33:46.091 --> 00:33:50.660
♪

522
00:33:50.662 --> 00:33:52.429
Should we get into bed?

523
00:33:56.367 --> 00:33:57.801
I think that's a great idea.

524
00:34:06.345 --> 00:34:13.483
♪

525
00:34:13.485 --> 00:34:14.951
Waiting on you, ray.

526
00:34:15.820 --> 00:34:18.455
There you go, alright.

527
00:34:18.689 --> 00:34:20.424
♪

528
00:34:24.129 --> 00:34:30.834
♪

529
00:34:32.905 --> 00:34:36.473
Guys, guys. This isn't
a laughing matter.

530
00:34:36.475 --> 00:34:38.608
Okay.

531
00:34:38.610 --> 00:34:43.947
-If we're doing this,
it's hardcore.
-Okay, sorry.

532
00:34:43.949 --> 00:34:45.315
That's okay.

533
00:34:45.516 --> 00:34:50.754
♪

534
00:34:50.756 --> 00:34:54.658
♪

535
00:34:54.660 --> 00:34:57.661
Time out, time out.
I'm sorry.

536
00:34:57.663 --> 00:35:00.597
I don't wanna be
vulgar here.

537
00:35:02.166 --> 00:35:08.205
But are we doing you
together or like, are we
taking turns...

538
00:35:08.606 --> 00:35:10.474
Lets just...

539
00:35:11.275 --> 00:35:14.811
-See what happens.
-I can do that.

540
00:35:14.813 --> 00:35:17.013
Don't get anything
on my hair.

541
00:35:17.682 --> 00:35:20.517
No. No.

542
00:35:25.756 --> 00:35:29.926
♪

543
00:35:46.644 --> 00:35:51.348
Don't take this personally
but that was a terrible,
terrible mistake.

544
00:35:53.751 --> 00:35:54.918
Yeah.

545
00:35:56.387 --> 00:36:00.490
It's just... think we all
need to be adults about this.

546
00:36:11.202 --> 00:36:13.436
I know.

547
00:36:13.438 --> 00:36:16.039
What the fuck
is wrong with you people?

548
00:36:16.641 --> 00:36:19.676
-Us?
-You specifically.

549
00:36:20.711 --> 00:36:22.112
-Me?
-Yeah.

550
00:36:22.114 --> 00:36:25.815
Look we all fucked up
here, okay?

551
00:36:25.817 --> 00:36:30.554
-Let's just leave it at that.
-I was coerced into
cheating on my girlfriend

552
00:36:30.556 --> 00:36:31.988
and you called me
a chicken.

553
00:36:31.990 --> 00:36:34.658
Leave that, at that.

554
00:36:34.660 --> 00:36:38.161
You weren't coerced
into anything.

555
00:36:38.163 --> 00:36:40.864
You were the one
leading the parade.

556
00:36:40.866 --> 00:36:43.099
You were too shit faced
to remember.

557
00:36:48.272 --> 00:36:50.307
-You spiked my drink.
-Fuck you.

558
00:36:50.309 --> 00:36:52.175
She didn't spike
our drink, Bobby.

559
00:36:52.177 --> 00:36:54.377
Maybe not yours,
but mine.

560
00:36:54.379 --> 00:36:59.616
Don't be a baby, own up.
You wanted to fuck me,
we got drunk and we fucked.

561
00:36:59.618 --> 00:37:01.051
Don't blame me.

562
00:37:04.022 --> 00:37:06.489
It's your fault
and your fault.

563
00:37:07.925 --> 00:37:09.192
It's both of yours.

564
00:37:10.328 --> 00:37:11.294
Really?

565
00:37:11.862 --> 00:37:13.597
-Yeah.
-Really dude?

566
00:37:15.933 --> 00:37:21.204
-Fuck you.
-Oh yeah? Well fuck you.

567
00:37:30.748 --> 00:37:34.718
-You know what, it's fine.
I'm sure it's great.
-It's mud.

568
00:37:34.720 --> 00:37:36.152
I don't serve mud.

569
00:37:36.154 --> 00:37:42.392
♪

570
00:37:42.394 --> 00:37:45.862
-Oh, Christ.
-Oh, Christ is right.

571
00:37:45.864 --> 00:37:51.735
Okay, babe, my phone died
and I had a really rough
night last night

572
00:37:51.737 --> 00:37:53.670
and I'm sorry.

573
00:37:53.672 --> 00:37:56.172
Okay well, I was actually
coming here to say sorry

574
00:37:56.174 --> 00:37:58.174
'cause I wasn't that nice
to you yesterday.

575
00:37:58.176 --> 00:38:01.544
You know what, fuck that.
I'm not sorry.

576
00:38:01.546 --> 00:38:04.147
You don't have to be sorry
about anything.

577
00:38:04.149 --> 00:38:07.851
Yeah that's what I also
said, I'm not sorry.

578
00:38:07.853 --> 00:38:10.186
Perfect, then we agree.

579
00:38:10.188 --> 00:38:12.956
Mmm yeah.
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

580
00:38:12.958 --> 00:38:17.160
Listen, like I said
my phone died okay and

581
00:38:17.162 --> 00:38:20.597
I've actually had a rough
couple of days, honestly

582
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:25.201
what... you know what
i don't need is you to
pile on right now.

583
00:38:25.203 --> 00:38:29.172
I can pile on whenever I want,
because I'm the girlfriend
and that's that how it works.

584
00:38:29.174 --> 00:38:30.874
And you are acting weird.

585
00:38:30.876 --> 00:38:36.579
Listen, I'm sorry I missed
your texts or your phone calls
or whatever I...

586
00:38:36.581 --> 00:38:38.581
That's just the best
i can offer right now.

587
00:38:38.583 --> 00:38:42.285
You, ray and Chloe have
a really weird dynamic
going on right now.

588
00:38:44.088 --> 00:38:48.591
-No we don't.
-Yeah you do. And I'm being
left out of your threesome.

589
00:38:50.695 --> 00:38:52.362
We didn't have a threesome.

590
00:38:52.364 --> 00:38:55.865
Yeah, of course you didn't
have a threesome, like I think
you and ray fucked Chloe

591
00:38:55.867 --> 00:39:00.036
over a couch,
like two of you fucked her.

592
00:39:00.038 --> 00:39:02.605
Figuratively, babe,
of course that didn't happen.

593
00:39:02.607 --> 00:39:04.808
But here's the thing,
in order to fix
the whole thing,

594
00:39:04.810 --> 00:39:07.210
the four of us are going out
to dinner, Friday night.

595
00:39:07.212 --> 00:39:10.246
It's gonna be great. If you're
living with her I mean,
i have to be friends with her.

596
00:39:10.248 --> 00:39:13.216
Babe, you don't need to be
friends with her.

597
00:39:14.118 --> 00:39:16.386
I don't even like her
that much.

598
00:39:16.388 --> 00:39:18.521
In fact I fucking
hate her.

599
00:39:18.523 --> 00:39:22.492
I mean I wanna like her,
i just... so dinner, Friday
it's gonna be perfect.

600
00:39:22.494 --> 00:39:25.595
With you...
Anything is perfect.

601
00:39:25.597 --> 00:39:30.233
Okay. Oh, babe, stop acting
like a fucking asshole okay?

602
00:39:31.068 --> 00:39:32.435
Okay love you.

603
00:39:37.742 --> 00:39:43.513
♪

604
00:39:43.515 --> 00:39:47.584
♪

605
00:39:47.586 --> 00:39:48.752
You okay?

606
00:39:51.255 --> 00:39:55.992
I usually don't regret things
but this one's pushing it.

607
00:39:55.994 --> 00:39:58.294
- Oh yeah.

608
00:39:59.196 --> 00:40:03.533
The only thing
i regret

609
00:40:04.502 --> 00:40:07.170
is that
it wasn't just you and me.

610
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:12.175
That probably would've
made things a lot easier.

611
00:40:15.913 --> 00:40:17.914
Well, ray,
think about it.

612
00:40:19.650 --> 00:40:23.853
We live together, I just got
out of a serious relationship.

613
00:40:23.855 --> 00:40:27.323
We just had drunken orgy sex
with your
best friends

614
00:40:27.325 --> 00:40:29.426
and your other roommate.

615
00:40:31.328 --> 00:40:33.263
So we're off
to a great start.

616
00:40:37.701 --> 00:40:40.837
No, not the best start.

617
00:40:43.541 --> 00:40:45.675
I can't have a boyfriend
right now.

618
00:40:49.914 --> 00:40:55.618
I know what you're expecting
and... I can't do that
right now.

619
00:40:55.620 --> 00:40:57.353
You have no idea...

620
00:40:58.689 --> 00:40:59.856
What I'm expecting.

621
00:41:02.259 --> 00:41:03.693
Unlike Bobby,

622
00:41:05.262 --> 00:41:07.964
I can deal with
the situation as an adult.

623
00:41:15.706 --> 00:41:17.941
I can't see that
this ends well.

624
00:41:19.677 --> 00:41:20.710
Let's just...

625
00:41:22.046 --> 00:41:26.649
Keep whatever
this is between us and...

626
00:41:28.886 --> 00:41:30.019
See what happens.

627
00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.294
--So then my mom says,

628
00:41:38.296 --> 00:41:40.230
"do you think Bobby
can tell that I don't like him"

629
00:41:40.232 --> 00:41:45.602
and I'm like, "stop saying
that, mom, you like Bobby."
She goes, "no I don't".

630
00:41:45.604 --> 00:41:48.872
- How can you not like Bobby.
- -I don't know.

631
00:41:49.206 --> 00:41:51.107
This is fun.

632
00:41:51.109 --> 00:41:53.843
I don't usually like Italian
food, but this is really good.

633
00:41:53.845 --> 00:41:56.279
Oh that's because, usually
Italian food's really heavy.

634
00:41:56.281 --> 00:41:58.214
-Oh is it?
-Yeah.

635
00:42:02.186 --> 00:42:04.487
-Oh...
-Are you guys dating?

636
00:42:07.024 --> 00:42:08.725
Mmm... no.

637
00:42:08.727 --> 00:42:12.428
You guys are up to something
and I can tell.

638
00:42:13.597 --> 00:42:16.199
Whatever it is,
you guys,
it'sreally cute.

639
00:42:16.201 --> 00:42:20.803
And if this were a double date,
i think we should do it again
really soon.

640
00:42:20.805 --> 00:42:24.641
We're not on a double date
but we should do this
again real soon.

641
00:42:24.643 --> 00:42:27.377
You're full of shit,
yes it was.

642
00:42:27.379 --> 00:42:30.113
Babe, they are not
dating. Okay?

643
00:42:30.115 --> 00:42:33.016
-I mean it's kind of like
a double date, right?
-Yeah.

644
00:42:40.391 --> 00:42:41.858
-I gotta go.
-But...

645
00:42:41.860 --> 00:42:43.593
-Yes.
-We were having
a really good time--

646
00:42:43.595 --> 00:42:46.362
no. I know but I'm just
a little bit tired

647
00:42:46.364 --> 00:42:49.332
and to be honest,
just a touch nauseous.

648
00:42:49.334 --> 00:42:54.904
The gnocchi is a bit extreme
for my delicate constitution.
You know about that right?

649
00:42:54.906 --> 00:42:58.074
Mmm... the cure for fun.

650
00:42:58.976 --> 00:43:00.743
That's me...

651
00:43:00.745 --> 00:43:04.380
Well, thank you so much,
and there you go.

652
00:43:04.382 --> 00:43:09.085
-Wow.
-Bye, guys. Sorry
for whatever that was.

653
00:43:09.087 --> 00:43:10.086
Good night, Jen.

654
00:43:15.059 --> 00:43:16.993
Wanna tell me
what's going on?

655
00:43:16.995 --> 00:43:18.695
What you talking about?

656
00:43:18.697 --> 00:43:21.864
Don't play stupid with me.
With you and Chloe,
what's going on?

657
00:43:23.467 --> 00:43:26.502
She likes me.
I like her.

658
00:43:28.572 --> 00:43:30.506
So you guys are
in a relationship now?

659
00:43:33.911 --> 00:43:36.646
Guess you could say
we're dating. Sure.

660
00:43:36.648 --> 00:43:39.482
That's great.
That's just fucking great.

661
00:43:42.419 --> 00:43:43.953
Got a problem with
that, man?

662
00:43:46.357 --> 00:43:50.093
Of course I do,
i want her out of the house.
And now you're fucking her.

663
00:43:51.362 --> 00:43:52.996
I know why you want her
out of the house, man.

664
00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:58.167
Because she knows things,
okay?

665
00:43:58.169 --> 00:44:01.771
And now she's got
one over on me and
i don't trust her.

666
00:44:01.773 --> 00:44:05.141
And you what?
The more I think about it,
this whole threesome thing

667
00:44:05.143 --> 00:44:08.277
was just the way for her to get
leverage over you and me
and it's fucking working.

668
00:44:08.279 --> 00:44:11.681
-You are spending way
too much time analyzing this.
-Am I?

669
00:44:13.751 --> 00:44:17.086
How is it a big deal man,
you can have a girlfriend
and I can't?

670
00:44:17.088 --> 00:44:21.824
Oh, wow.
So, so, she's your
girlfriend now?

671
00:44:23.494 --> 00:44:25.762
Maybe down the road,
i don't know.

672
00:44:29.566 --> 00:44:30.867
You sound pathetic.

673
00:44:34.638 --> 00:44:38.741
And guess what,
i fucked your girlfriend.
Deal with that.

674
00:44:38.743 --> 00:44:41.611
You get like this,
every time I date a girl
that's hotter than Jen.

675
00:44:42.146 --> 00:44:43.546
What the fuck?

676
00:44:44.081 --> 00:44:45.448
-Foul.
-Gimme the ball.

677
00:44:45.450 --> 00:44:46.949
-Foul.
-Gimme the ball.

678
00:44:46.951 --> 00:44:49.052
-Uh...
-Bobby!

679
00:44:49.054 --> 00:44:51.888
-Fuck.
-Hey, hey!

680
00:44:51.890 --> 00:44:53.589
Hey hey !

681
00:44:53.591 --> 00:44:55.825
-Gimme the ball.
-Goddammit, Bobby.

682
00:45:02.266 --> 00:45:05.501
I want her to stay,
and I want you to stay.
Stop being so petty.

683
00:45:07.037 --> 00:45:10.006
I'm not being petty.
I don't like her for
very good reason.

684
00:45:10.008 --> 00:45:12.775
-So we're together now,
so you gonna have to deal.
-Great.

685
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:16.245
Did you hear that?

686
00:45:20.485 --> 00:45:22.752
What the fuck
is going on here?

687
00:45:23.620 --> 00:45:25.888
I feel so fucking stupid.

688
00:45:26.890 --> 00:45:29.292
Oh you should.

689
00:45:29.294 --> 00:45:33.196
Are you trying to do this whole
compassionate friend thing?
Cause you really suck at it.

690
00:45:34.364 --> 00:45:36.432
I thought
i was doing okay.

691
00:45:36.434 --> 00:45:40.269
-Oh, here comes the she devil.
-Hi.

692
00:45:40.271 --> 00:45:44.040
If I'd known you guys
were gonna come home
so soon I would have--

693
00:45:44.042 --> 00:45:45.975
is that supposed to
make me feel better?

694
00:45:45.977 --> 00:45:48.344
If I thought
you'd secretly
fuck other dudes...

695
00:45:48.346 --> 00:45:53.349
I didn't secretly fuck anyone.
I didn't know that I had to be
explicit with you,

696
00:45:53.351 --> 00:45:57.687
that I wanted to see other
guys, I mean I thought I was
pretty strongly implying that

697
00:45:57.689 --> 00:45:59.555
yeah, well this isn't
gonna work.

698
00:45:59.557 --> 00:46:01.724
You and me,
it's not gonna work.

699
00:46:08.832 --> 00:46:09.899
I understand.

700
00:46:11.602 --> 00:46:13.202
Think you should move out.

701
00:46:18.842 --> 00:46:21.644
-Really?
Yeah, so does Bobby.

702
00:46:23.013 --> 00:46:24.180
Is that true?

703
00:46:31.688 --> 00:46:33.823
I'm not your girlfriend, right?

704
00:46:36.794 --> 00:46:39.929
I like you, I liked us.

705
00:46:39.931 --> 00:46:44.300
Not just in the last
couple of weeks, but
since I moved in.

706
00:46:44.302 --> 00:46:47.170
And I was really honest
with you about what
i wanted.

707
00:46:50.674 --> 00:46:52.875
But clearly you wanted
something different.

708
00:46:52.877 --> 00:46:56.212
And this reaction just
shows you weren't honest
with me.

709
00:46:56.214 --> 00:47:00.216
Okay, so somehow you fucking
other dudes is my fault.

710
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:04.520
Okay house vote.

711
00:47:04.522 --> 00:47:06.722
All in favor
of Chloe leaving.

712
00:47:08.425 --> 00:47:10.259
It's democracy.

713
00:47:10.261 --> 00:47:13.896
It's not the ideal system
of government but
it's the best we've got.

714
00:47:14.498 --> 00:47:16.666
I'm not leaving.

715
00:47:17.935 --> 00:47:19.035
Deal with it.

716
00:47:21.738 --> 00:47:25.374
I can make your life
very uncomfortable.

717
00:47:28.312 --> 00:47:29.846
Is that a threat?

718
00:47:31.548 --> 00:47:33.049
That's a promise.

719
00:47:36.286 --> 00:47:37.386
I'm not going anywhere.

720
00:47:45.629 --> 00:47:50.633
Don't worry, I will give her
the Bobby treatment.
She'll be out in a week.

721
00:48:00.711 --> 00:48:02.011
Good morning.

722
00:48:12.956 --> 00:48:17.326
Guys, I've a bit
of an announcement to make.

723
00:48:17.328 --> 00:48:19.161
I'm turning over
a new leaf.

724
00:48:19.163 --> 00:48:22.365
Bob has decided to go
<i>au naturel.</i>

725
00:48:22.367 --> 00:48:25.568
I think you should tell
your friends, invite them over.

726
00:48:25.570 --> 00:48:28.237
Oh, am I making you
uncomfortable?

727
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:31.841
You're making me
very uncomfortable.

728
00:48:39.016 --> 00:48:44.153
Ooh, eggs.
Ooh, so delicious.

729
00:48:58.036 --> 00:48:59.268
Thank you.

730
00:49:00.570 --> 00:49:02.171
What are we watching?

731
00:49:02.173 --> 00:49:07.310
Oh, I am just catching up
on a little porn.
It's pretty extreme.

732
00:49:08.211 --> 00:49:11.080
-So it seems.
-Yeah.

733
00:49:11.082 --> 00:49:14.617
You might wanna run along
'cause I'm probably...

734
00:49:14.619 --> 00:49:18.220
- I'm probably gonna
rub one out.

735
00:49:18.222 --> 00:49:19.322
Oh, I don't care.

736
00:49:24.495 --> 00:49:25.728
Huh?

737
00:49:26.897 --> 00:49:28.497
Go ahead, pull it out.

738
00:49:30.901 --> 00:49:32.802
You're gonna watch me
masturbate?

739
00:49:32.804 --> 00:49:34.670
-Mmm?
-No.

740
00:49:34.672 --> 00:49:36.005
Yeah, I don't care.

741
00:49:37.140 --> 00:49:40.543
I'm not really in the mood
anymore. Excuse me.

742
00:49:40.545 --> 00:49:46.115
♪

743
00:49:46.117 --> 00:49:48.718
♪

744
00:49:48.720 --> 00:49:50.152
Could you grab me
the milk?

745
00:49:50.154 --> 00:49:56.492
♪

746
00:49:56.494 --> 00:49:59.428
♪

747
00:49:59.430 --> 00:50:05.267
♪

748
00:50:13.544 --> 00:50:14.810
Here you go.

749
00:50:15.512 --> 00:50:17.046
I meant the almond milk.

750
00:50:22.619 --> 00:50:23.552
Right.

751
00:50:24.287 --> 00:50:30.192
♪

752
00:50:30.194 --> 00:50:32.061
Oh...

753
00:50:32.063 --> 00:50:35.331
-Hi.
-Get the fuck out,
I'm taking a shower.

754
00:50:35.333 --> 00:50:38.734
I had to take a shit
and Ray's using
the other bathroom.

755
00:50:38.736 --> 00:50:40.770
What the fuck is wrong
with you?

756
00:50:40.772 --> 00:50:44.540
I ate some really bad Sushi,
this is gonna be bad.

757
00:50:46.644 --> 00:50:49.011
-Oh, my god.
-Oh, my god.

758
00:50:57.187 --> 00:51:01.424
I really wanna eat her pizza,
but you know I can't...

759
00:51:04.027 --> 00:51:06.095
-'Cause the...
-Yeah.

760
00:51:06.097 --> 00:51:09.098
♪

761
00:51:09.833 --> 00:51:11.033
Can you move it?

762
00:51:11.035 --> 00:51:15.171
♪

763
00:51:15.173 --> 00:51:18.541
No, don't even fuck around
with that, put it down.

764
00:51:18.543 --> 00:51:20.376
-Mmm...
-Put it down.

765
00:51:23.780 --> 00:51:26.315
-Oh mushroom and olives.
-Looks delish.

766
00:51:26.317 --> 00:51:28.851
-Should we do this?
-Let's do it.

767
00:51:31.321 --> 00:51:32.955
That's disgusting.

768
00:51:33.490 --> 00:51:34.623
Fucking awful.

769
00:51:35.859 --> 00:51:39.061
-We're eating the whole
fucking thing.
-Fuck it.

770
00:51:44.334 --> 00:51:45.468
It's awful.

771
00:51:52.542 --> 00:51:54.143
Did you guys eat my pizza?

772
00:51:54.678 --> 00:51:56.512
Yep, all of it.

773
00:51:58.448 --> 00:52:01.117
All of it.
Both of you?

774
00:52:01.119 --> 00:52:03.419
Yeah it tasted like
it was made out of shit.

775
00:52:05.923 --> 00:52:09.458
Cool, have a nice trip.

776
00:52:09.460 --> 00:52:11.026
Bye.

777
00:52:11.294 --> 00:52:14.864
♪

778
00:52:16.534 --> 00:52:18.033
What did she mean by that?

779
00:52:18.035 --> 00:52:23.105
♪

780
00:52:23.107 --> 00:52:29.645
♪

781
00:52:29.647 --> 00:52:33.182
-Your eyes are all fucked up.
-Your eyes are all fucked up.

782
00:52:33.184 --> 00:52:36.552
♪

783
00:52:37.120 --> 00:52:38.320
What?

784
00:52:38.322 --> 00:52:41.157
♪

785
00:52:41.825 --> 00:52:43.192
We're shrooming.

786
00:52:44.161 --> 00:52:47.530
-Never shroomed before.
-Me neither.

787
00:52:48.231 --> 00:52:53.869
♪

788
00:53:00.343 --> 00:53:05.114
♪

789
00:53:05.116 --> 00:53:08.951
-Do we need a guide?
-No, we'll guide each other.

790
00:53:18.828 --> 00:53:23.399
♪

791
00:53:25.435 --> 00:53:30.272
♪

792
00:53:31.808 --> 00:53:36.212
♪

793
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:42.351
♪

794
00:53:42.852 --> 00:53:45.754
♪

795
00:53:46.790 --> 00:53:53.629
♪

796
00:53:55.899 --> 00:53:59.735
♪

797
00:54:01.771 --> 00:54:07.476
♪

798
00:54:08.778 --> 00:54:14.450
♪

799
00:54:16.319 --> 00:54:20.756
♪

800
00:54:21.491 --> 00:54:27.563
♪

801
00:54:28.431 --> 00:54:33.769
♪

802
00:54:34.938 --> 00:54:40.209
♪

803
00:54:56.926 --> 00:54:58.160
Bitch.

804
00:54:58.495 --> 00:55:03.666
♪

805
00:55:04.734 --> 00:55:06.769
What exactly are we
looking for?

806
00:55:07.871 --> 00:55:09.138
Her dildo.

807
00:55:09.339 --> 00:55:15.110
♪

808
00:55:15.112 --> 00:55:16.712
What makes you so sure
she actually has any...

809
00:55:17.180 --> 00:55:19.815
Oh... here it is.

810
00:55:20.817 --> 00:55:21.850
Perfect.

811
00:55:24.220 --> 00:55:25.988
Whoa, what you doing?

812
00:55:25.990 --> 00:55:27.389
Habanero dildo.

813
00:55:28.124 --> 00:55:30.259
-Vibrator.
-Dildo.

814
00:55:30.261 --> 00:55:34.563
-That's a...
That's a vibrator.
-Help me out.

815
00:55:34.964 --> 00:55:37.700
♪

816
00:55:38.601 --> 00:55:39.735
Yeah, this is wrong.

817
00:55:40.870 --> 00:55:42.237
Don't be a pussy.

818
00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:46.442
♪

819
00:55:46.444 --> 00:55:47.843
Yeah, that's definitely wrong.

820
00:55:48.678 --> 00:55:55.351
♪

821
00:56:00.757 --> 00:56:08.430
♪

822
00:56:08.432 --> 00:56:10.799
-Yeah, so you're saying
you would--
-I'd punch you.

823
00:56:10.801 --> 00:56:13.268
-Punch me square
in the jaw?
-Yeah.

824
00:56:13.970 --> 00:56:15.404
- Why do I feel--

825
00:56:17.374 --> 00:56:20.409
well, hi, welcome home.

826
00:56:22.412 --> 00:56:25.013
-What did you do?
-Nothing.

827
00:56:25.015 --> 00:56:29.318
I'm just sitting here
with my buddy ray,
about to watch a little TV.

828
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:33.088
-Right, ray?
-Yeah no, we're about
to watch the big game.

829
00:56:33.090 --> 00:56:37.826
-You wanna join us?
-You're creeping me out.
I'm going to my room.

830
00:56:38.461 --> 00:56:39.661
Suit yourself.

831
00:56:43.768 --> 00:56:45.434
You're a horrible person.

832
00:56:45.436 --> 00:56:47.136
-We are awesome at this game.
-Thanks.

833
00:56:47.138 --> 00:56:48.470
-There you go.
-I got it.

834
00:56:48.472 --> 00:56:49.972
I was just throwing
with my hand.

835
00:56:49.974 --> 00:56:53.075
When my dad comes
out of water,
but he's a narwhal--

836
00:56:53.077 --> 00:56:54.376
I don't know,
what a narwhal is.

837
00:56:54.378 --> 00:56:56.879
It's like a... imagine like
a whale and a unicorn.

838
00:56:58.982 --> 00:57:00.416
Nope.

839
00:57:00.418 --> 00:57:03.118
-So you have, imagine
like baseball.
-Yeah.

840
00:57:03.120 --> 00:57:04.586
-So you have the field.
-Yeah.

841
00:57:04.588 --> 00:57:06.121
-And then there's
the whole plate right?
-Yeah, yeah.

842
00:57:06.123 --> 00:57:07.689
That's the bean.

843
00:57:07.691 --> 00:57:09.525
-Are you... is this my dick
or a vagina?
-That's a vagina.

844
00:57:09.527 --> 00:57:10.926
I'm lost.

845
00:57:10.928 --> 00:57:13.762
Turns out, wasn't my sister.

846
00:57:16.633 --> 00:57:17.633
She wasn't anyone.

847
00:57:24.275 --> 00:57:27.209
Spicy dildo.
Who knew.

848
00:57:32.015 --> 00:57:33.215
Yeah.

849
00:57:33.217 --> 00:57:35.851
- Enjoy that.

850
00:57:51.634 --> 00:57:56.839
♪

851
00:57:57.707 --> 00:57:59.775
You motherfucker

852
00:57:59.777 --> 00:58:03.345
♪

853
00:58:05.882 --> 00:58:11.954
♪

854
00:58:17.660 --> 00:58:22.331
-Babe, look.
-Don't fucking touch me.
Don't.

855
00:58:24.834 --> 00:58:26.468
How can you do
this to me?

856
00:58:30.573 --> 00:58:31.874
I was roofied.

857
00:58:44.020 --> 00:58:45.621
You fucking told her?

858
00:58:46.322 --> 00:58:48.223
I told her the truth.

859
00:58:48.225 --> 00:58:52.094
He put hot sauce
on your dildo, this is a
little extreme don't you think?

860
00:58:52.096 --> 00:58:57.933
He went on to my laptop,
found something I made
and sent it to my dad.

861
00:59:02.772 --> 00:59:06.675
I assumed that was him,
unless it was you.

862
00:59:08.511 --> 00:59:09.478
No.

863
00:59:10.513 --> 00:59:11.613
Fuck.

864
00:59:12.882 --> 00:59:13.949
Yeah.

865
00:59:16.286 --> 00:59:17.986
So gloves are off.

866
00:59:18.855 --> 00:59:21.757
♪

867
00:59:24.028 --> 00:59:26.228
♪

868
00:59:26.230 --> 00:59:28.030
Oh, with fucking ray.

869
00:59:28.032 --> 00:59:31.567
♪

870
00:59:31.569 --> 00:59:34.937
I don't even know
how many levels
is that fucked up on.

871
00:59:36.739 --> 00:59:37.940
All of them.

872
00:59:37.942 --> 00:59:41.543
♪

873
00:59:41.545 --> 00:59:46.515
I don't know what happened,
i swear to you I was drugged.

874
00:59:47.083 --> 00:59:49.685
♪

875
00:59:50.687 --> 00:59:52.721
♪

876
00:59:53.623 --> 00:59:54.756
I fucked up.

877
00:59:54.991 --> 00:59:57.993
♪

878
00:59:57.995 --> 00:59:59.661
I fucked up real bad.

879
01:00:01.097 --> 01:00:02.464
I'm sorry.

880
01:00:02.699 --> 01:00:04.866
♪

881
01:00:05.234 --> 01:00:06.435
Hmm.

882
01:00:07.704 --> 01:00:08.804
You're sorry,

883
01:00:10.273 --> 01:00:12.541
you think sorry
can undo this?

884
01:00:12.842 --> 01:00:16.044
♪

885
01:00:16.279 --> 01:00:17.813
I know.

886
01:00:17.815 --> 01:00:20.916
♪

887
01:00:20.918 --> 01:00:22.084
It can't undo this.

888
01:00:22.285 --> 01:00:24.419
♪

889
01:00:24.421 --> 01:00:26.121
But we can fix this.

890
01:00:27.490 --> 01:00:30.792
I'll make it up to you.
I promise.

891
01:00:30.794 --> 01:00:35.163
♪

892
01:00:35.165 --> 01:00:36.565
I'll move in with you.

893
01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:45.007
Wow.

894
01:00:46.175 --> 01:00:50.078
♪

895
01:00:51.214 --> 01:00:53.982
♪

896
01:00:55.652 --> 01:00:58.587
♪

897
01:01:00.823 --> 01:01:04.059
♪

898
01:01:06.195 --> 01:01:10.065
♪

899
01:01:12.969 --> 01:01:16.972
♪

900
01:01:20.109 --> 01:01:23.912
♪

901
01:01:24.814 --> 01:01:27.816
♪

902
01:01:31.154 --> 01:01:36.758
♪

903
01:01:38.327 --> 01:01:41.229
I'll tell you what we do,
we get a bunch of
garbage bags,

904
01:01:41.231 --> 01:01:43.865
we throw her shit in them,
we throw her bags
out on the street,

905
01:01:43.867 --> 01:01:45.701
and then we toss her
out on her ass.

906
01:01:46.936 --> 01:01:49.805
Pretty sure that's assault
and battery.

907
01:01:49.807 --> 01:01:52.708
Is that a felony,
because I can live
with a misdemeanor.

908
01:01:54.610 --> 01:01:57.212
- Gotta come up
with a better idea.

909
01:02:02.852 --> 01:02:04.619
What you doing?

910
01:02:04.621 --> 01:02:06.088
I'm tracking Jen
on her phone.

911
01:02:06.090 --> 01:02:08.423
I installed the app,
i can track her every move.

912
01:02:08.425 --> 01:02:11.226
-That is definitely--
-where is she now?

913
01:02:11.228 --> 01:02:14.129
I'm sure she's driving
home from work
or something. Okay?

914
01:02:14.430 --> 01:02:16.198
Holy shit.

915
01:02:16.200 --> 01:02:17.566
-She's at the bar--
-whoa...

916
01:02:17.568 --> 01:02:19.134
-She's at the fucking bar.
-No don't...

917
01:02:19.136 --> 01:02:21.203
Let's go. Come on.

918
01:02:22.038 --> 01:02:23.138
Dammit.

919
01:02:24.674 --> 01:02:27.909
♪

920
01:02:27.911 --> 01:02:30.479
-Bobby, Bobby--
-god fucking kidding me.

921
01:02:30.481 --> 01:02:31.947
Oh shit. Bob no...

922
01:02:31.949 --> 01:02:33.749
-No, no way.
-How long is it happening?

923
01:02:33.751 --> 01:02:36.952
♪

924
01:02:36.954 --> 01:02:39.154
What are you doing here,
with her?

925
01:02:39.156 --> 01:02:40.722
I'm just grabbing a drink.

926
01:02:41.090 --> 01:02:42.190
With a friend.

927
01:02:43.126 --> 01:02:44.593
-With a friend?
-Yeah.

928
01:02:44.595 --> 01:02:46.194
So you guys are friends now?

929
01:02:46.196 --> 01:02:49.264
Did you forget that
she seduced me and
him into that threesome?

930
01:02:50.633 --> 01:02:53.769
Wait, you guys banged her
at the same time?

931
01:02:53.771 --> 01:02:55.604
-Yeah.
-Oh that's awesome.

932
01:02:55.606 --> 01:02:57.539
Okay, well,
she told me the truth.

933
01:02:57.541 --> 01:03:01.543
Which only proves to me that,
you're the perverted bastard
i always thought you were--

934
01:03:01.545 --> 01:03:03.645
what kind of kinky shit
did you do to her?

935
01:03:03.647 --> 01:03:05.547
Can you shut up for
one minute, please?

936
01:03:05.549 --> 01:03:08.884
Yeah, she told me about
a whole lot of awful stuff
you guys did to her.

937
01:03:08.886 --> 01:03:10.886
Yeah seriously,
what you guys do?

938
01:03:10.888 --> 01:03:13.588
If you guys do one more
mean thing to her,

939
01:03:13.590 --> 01:03:15.457
I'm never gonna talk to you
ever again.

940
01:03:15.459 --> 01:03:18.460
You didn't tell me that
you guys were serious.

941
01:03:18.462 --> 01:03:20.996
Okay that's a lie,
she's fucking lying.

942
01:03:20.998 --> 01:03:23.999
Oh wow, if I was important
to you at all...

943
01:03:24.001 --> 01:03:26.501
-You are--
-...None of this would have
happened in the first place.

944
01:03:26.503 --> 01:03:28.670
-Yeah, that's true.
-Thank you.

945
01:03:30.606 --> 01:03:37.145
Okay, I was drunk or drugged
or temporarily insane
or something okay?

946
01:03:37.147 --> 01:03:39.848
Yeah, you just have to
come up with something
better than that.

947
01:03:39.850 --> 01:03:43.218
-Okay can you shut the
fuck up? Please?
-Woah, bro.

948
01:03:43.220 --> 01:03:46.988
-Don't talk to a girl like that.
-What the fuck are you
gonna do about it huh?

949
01:03:46.990 --> 01:03:50.058
You're right, he's got some
serious anger issues.

950
01:03:50.060 --> 01:03:54.262
I do not have fucking
anger issues okay?
You're a fucking bitch.

951
01:03:54.264 --> 01:03:56.598
-You might have crossed
your line mate.
-No no.

952
01:03:56.600 --> 01:04:01.036
You fucking bitch.
Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, okay.

953
01:04:02.371 --> 01:04:03.371
Oh...

954
01:04:04.473 --> 01:04:08.276
Uh... think I'm gonna
take off.

955
01:04:08.278 --> 01:04:11.079
♪

956
01:04:14.451 --> 01:04:16.818
Oh shit, Bobby.

957
01:04:16.820 --> 01:04:18.520
I'm so sorry, man,
i don't even know what to say.

958
01:04:18.522 --> 01:04:20.355
Are they trying to
fucking torture me.

959
01:04:20.357 --> 01:04:23.925
-Don't think they're trying--
-what the fuck do I do?

960
01:04:23.927 --> 01:04:26.895
You know what,
you don't do anything.
Jen's really upset right now,

961
01:04:26.897 --> 01:04:30.232
you just let her get over it.
People get over things right?

962
01:04:30.234 --> 01:04:32.934
You will figure out a way
to dig yourself out
of this hole.

963
01:04:32.936 --> 01:04:35.370
-Just gotta be cool.
-Right.

964
01:04:36.439 --> 01:04:38.840
You're right.

965
01:04:38.842 --> 01:04:42.777
Look I will help you
fix this, alright?
You just..

966
01:04:42.779 --> 01:04:44.479
You gotta promise me
one thing,

967
01:04:44.481 --> 01:04:47.749
if anything else happens
you just, let it roll
off your back.

968
01:04:48.618 --> 01:04:49.918
I could be cool.

969
01:04:51.387 --> 01:04:53.989
-Good, just be cool, man.
-Ice cold.

970
01:04:53.991 --> 01:04:56.424
Not cold.

971
01:04:56.426 --> 01:04:58.627
-You don't wanna do that.
-Ice water in my veins.

972
01:04:58.629 --> 01:05:03.265
Again I'm just thinking
cool just a blanket,
gonna go cool on this one.

973
01:05:03.267 --> 01:05:05.233
-Alright?
-Yeah?

974
01:05:05.235 --> 01:05:06.434
Good, give me your keys.

975
01:05:09.672 --> 01:05:12.874
-Okay.
-That was unnecessary, okay.

976
01:05:28.858 --> 01:05:30.158
Hi...

977
01:05:30.993 --> 01:05:32.560
Good evening.

978
01:05:32.562 --> 01:05:34.562
Um... where's Bobby?

979
01:05:34.564 --> 01:05:37.098
I put Bobby to sleep.

980
01:05:37.100 --> 01:05:40.702
That's good,
Bobby's still sleeping?

981
01:05:40.704 --> 01:05:43.038
Wow, what are you guys
doing here?

982
01:05:43.040 --> 01:05:46.341
Oh, we're having a sleepover.

983
01:05:48.778 --> 01:05:51.313
That's a really bad idea.

984
01:05:51.315 --> 01:05:54.349
It's okay because, we're...

985
01:05:55.184 --> 01:05:57.385
Not really gonna be
doing much sleeping.

986
01:06:03.559 --> 01:06:07.929
-You cannot do this
to Bobby, Jen.
-I can do whatever I want dude.

987
01:06:07.931 --> 01:06:09.731
Why are you doing this?

988
01:06:09.733 --> 01:06:12.567
Because he did it to me,
and then we'll be even.

989
01:06:12.569 --> 01:06:15.637
Okay here's the thing
you're not gonna be even, Jen,

990
01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:17.339
you're gonna be further apart.

991
01:06:17.341 --> 01:06:19.374
Raymi, thank you.

992
01:06:19.376 --> 01:06:22.110
I've always really liked you,
you're a great guy. But
you didn't do anything

993
01:06:22.112 --> 01:06:24.746
to stop this.
You participated, remember?

994
01:06:25.848 --> 01:06:27.349
So fuck you, too.

995
01:06:34.056 --> 01:06:35.090
Shit.

996
01:06:53.276 --> 01:06:56.111
I think Chloe and Jennifer
are having sex.

997
01:06:56.113 --> 01:06:59.447
What? No way Bobby.
They're just watching a movie.

998
01:07:02.452 --> 01:07:03.785
Porno movie.

999
01:07:05.154 --> 01:07:06.554
In surround sound.

1000
01:07:06.556 --> 01:07:09.257
Chloe doesn't have
surround sound.

1001
01:07:09.259 --> 01:07:12.227
- Or a TV for that matter.
- -Oh wow.

1002
01:07:12.229 --> 01:07:13.595
You sure?

1003
01:07:13.597 --> 01:07:15.697
Yeah... I like that.

1004
01:07:15.699 --> 01:07:19.467
I know what both of them
sound like when they're
having sex.

1005
01:07:19.469 --> 01:07:21.102
And this is what
it sounds like.

1006
01:07:22.138 --> 01:07:24.205
- I don't know man--

1007
01:07:26.442 --> 01:07:28.243
it's okay.

1008
01:07:28.245 --> 01:07:31.746
I'm cool.
I'm playing it cool.

1009
01:07:31.748 --> 01:07:34.416
Great yeah, just be cool.

1010
01:07:38.588 --> 01:07:40.889
-Can I borrow your gun?
-No please.

1011
01:07:40.891 --> 01:07:44.125
-No.
-I need it just
for like two minutes.

1012
01:07:46.196 --> 01:07:47.896
- They--

1013
01:07:47.898 --> 01:07:49.464
they just finished.

1014
01:07:52.535 --> 01:07:53.935
Look, Bob, you just...

1015
01:07:54.937 --> 01:07:56.571
Just gotta
go to sleep okay?

1016
01:07:57.706 --> 01:07:59.374
You're gonna wake up
tomorrow and...

1017
01:08:00.810 --> 01:08:03.011
It's just gonna be just one...

1018
01:08:03.946 --> 01:08:07.882
Really, really horrible, just

1019
01:08:07.884 --> 01:08:10.285
terrifying dream that
you had. Okay?

1020
01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:48.490
-Sounds like you two
had a wild night, huh?
-Be cool, Bobby.

1021
01:08:50.192 --> 01:08:52.026
I don't think it's
any of your business.

1022
01:08:53.997 --> 01:08:57.132
I'm just saying it was
a little loud, very vocal.

1023
01:08:57.399 --> 01:08:59.167
♪

1024
01:08:59.169 --> 01:09:02.537
You know ray here
thought it was porno.

1025
01:09:02.539 --> 01:09:05.740
And I was like, ray,

1026
01:09:05.742 --> 01:09:09.410
I think that Chloe
and Jennifer,

1027
01:09:09.412 --> 01:09:12.080
you know the one used to
be my girlfriend Jennifer,

1028
01:09:12.082 --> 01:09:15.250
are having loud lesbian
intercourse.

1029
01:09:15.252 --> 01:09:18.253
But he thought it was a movie
and surround sound. Right, ray?

1030
01:09:20.222 --> 01:09:23.224
It was very vigorous,
very raw.

1031
01:09:23.226 --> 01:09:28.429
You know I've never heard
two women pleasure each other

1032
01:09:28.431 --> 01:09:30.231
live in person before.

1033
01:09:30.233 --> 01:09:34.569
It definitely had
an impact on me.
It was profound.

1034
01:09:36.105 --> 01:09:39.707
It was the unbridled passion
of two women,

1035
01:09:39.709 --> 01:09:46.548
on a freight train
to a destination of a carnal
explosion of ecstasy.

1036
01:09:48.684 --> 01:09:52.587
Upon reflection,
it was savage.

1037
01:09:54.356 --> 01:09:55.456
Desperate.

1038
01:09:56.625 --> 01:09:59.494
Both selfish and selfless.

1039
01:10:00.429 --> 01:10:06.000
Yet beautiful
in it's shameless violence.

1040
01:10:06.468 --> 01:10:10.038
♪

1041
01:10:10.040 --> 01:10:12.106
So I'm gonna go...

1042
01:10:12.108 --> 01:10:15.877
Oh, you don't want any toast?

1043
01:10:15.879 --> 01:10:18.880
No toast for me today
actually, Bobby.

1044
01:10:18.882 --> 01:10:21.282
-No problem. Oh, Jen,
-yeah.

1045
01:10:22.084 --> 01:10:24.085
Have a great fucking day.

1046
01:10:32.995 --> 01:10:35.029
Thinking about it whole day,

1047
01:10:35.031 --> 01:10:37.966
-i think we gotta move out.
-Common sense.

1048
01:10:37.968 --> 01:10:43.838
-Such a stranger in these
strange times, you know man?
-No way, absolutely not.

1049
01:10:43.840 --> 01:10:46.541
Maybe you can reconcile
with Jen?

1050
01:10:46.543 --> 01:10:48.876
Jen's a lesbian now.

1051
01:10:48.878 --> 01:10:51.546
-She's a lesbian now?
-Oh, that's right.

1052
01:10:51.548 --> 01:10:53.281
She fucked Chloe.

1053
01:10:53.283 --> 01:10:55.083
Wasn't she a lesbian
in college?

1054
01:10:55.085 --> 01:10:58.486
Um... I'm sorry,
what the fuck
did you jut say?

1055
01:10:58.488 --> 01:11:01.990
You cannot move out
of the house I can't...
You know what?

1056
01:11:01.992 --> 01:11:04.726
You're right actually,
move out. I'll move in.

1057
01:11:04.728 --> 01:11:07.328
Look, she's not a lesbian
okay. She had an encounter.

1058
01:11:07.330 --> 01:11:10.164
-We had an encounter,
we're not homosexuals.
-Whoo...

1059
01:11:10.166 --> 01:11:13.067
-What?
-No no, with Chloe.
The three of us.

1060
01:11:13.069 --> 01:11:14.669
-I'm getting an erection
right now.
-Wait,

1061
01:11:14.671 --> 01:11:16.904
I'm still trying to figure
out what the hell
is going on right now.

1062
01:11:16.906 --> 01:11:19.974
Smithy, pay attention okay.
Apparently there's some kinky
shit happening

1063
01:11:19.976 --> 01:11:23.378
and I would really like
an invitation. Cause I'm
down to do whatever.

1064
01:11:23.380 --> 01:11:28.750
Literally what the fuck- ever.
Clamps, plugs, fire.

1065
01:11:28.752 --> 01:11:31.786
Okay, look, I know to
an outsider, this seems
fucking awesome.

1066
01:11:31.788 --> 01:11:35.823
But in reality, on the inside
it's a fucking nightmare.

1067
01:11:35.825 --> 01:11:40.328
Just so you know, I will not
move out. I will not be
the one that leaves.

1068
01:11:40.330 --> 01:11:43.164
She's saying the
same thing, man.

1069
01:11:43.166 --> 01:11:46.367
Don't get any ideas,
you're in this with me.

1070
01:11:47.770 --> 01:11:50.638
♪

1071
01:11:53.642 --> 01:11:57.111
♪

1072
01:11:58.480 --> 01:12:02.250
♪

1073
01:12:03.686 --> 01:12:05.520
♪

1074
01:12:06.422 --> 01:12:07.522
What?

1075
01:12:08.257 --> 01:12:10.358
♪

1076
01:12:10.893 --> 01:12:11.959
Nothing.

1077
01:12:11.961 --> 01:12:13.828
♪

1078
01:12:13.830 --> 01:12:16.397
You have
very judgmental eyes.

1079
01:12:18.634 --> 01:12:21.703
♪

1080
01:12:22.971 --> 01:12:24.539
♪

1081
01:12:24.541 --> 01:12:27.775
A little bit past the
judgmental phase,
wouldn't you say?

1082
01:12:28.010 --> 01:12:30.812
♪

1083
01:12:30.814 --> 01:12:33.214
I don't understand
you sometimes.

1084
01:12:33.216 --> 01:12:34.849
I don't understand you
all the time.

1085
01:12:35.684 --> 01:12:39.654
♪

1086
01:12:39.656 --> 01:12:43.424
We could've had something, ray,
i don't know what
but something.

1087
01:12:43.892 --> 01:12:47.895
♪

1088
01:12:48.764 --> 01:12:50.331
Still could.

1089
01:12:50.333 --> 01:12:53.868
♪

1090
01:12:53.870 --> 01:12:57.538
How could you even
say that after everything
you've done.

1091
01:12:57.540 --> 01:12:59.640
After everything that
I've done?

1092
01:13:00.642 --> 01:13:03.010
What about everything
that you've done?

1093
01:13:03.012 --> 01:13:04.612
What about everything
that Bobby's done?

1094
01:13:04.847 --> 01:13:07.181
♪

1095
01:13:07.183 --> 01:13:10.284
I'm not pretending
to be a victim here.

1096
01:13:11.019 --> 01:13:12.820
I fight fire with fire.

1097
01:13:12.822 --> 01:13:15.757
♪

1098
01:13:15.759 --> 01:13:19.260
-You should've figured
that out by now.
-No I...

1099
01:13:19.262 --> 01:13:21.429
I definitely figured
that out by now.

1100
01:13:22.765 --> 01:13:24.232
You're enjoying this, Chloe.

1101
01:13:25.134 --> 01:13:27.101
No, I'm not.

1102
01:13:27.103 --> 01:13:31.939
-Yes, you are.
-What I would enjoy...

1103
01:13:31.941 --> 01:13:34.175
Is if you came back
to my room with me.

1104
01:13:39.248 --> 01:13:42.717
-Go to hell.
-You don't have to be
miserable, ray.

1105
01:13:42.719 --> 01:13:46.921
Bobby ruined it for himself.
That has nothing to do with us.

1106
01:13:48.023 --> 01:13:50.258
We don't have to go
down with the ship.

1107
01:13:52.428 --> 01:13:56.197
I can be yours and only yours.
If that's what you want.

1108
01:13:57.065 --> 01:14:00.568
♪

1109
01:14:01.703 --> 01:14:04.305
♪

1110
01:14:05.307 --> 01:14:07.341
I don't want that anymore.

1111
01:14:18.086 --> 01:14:19.554
Fine, fuck you.

1112
01:14:24.927 --> 01:14:26.961
Ray, this is Bobby.

1113
01:14:27.896 --> 01:14:29.864
I'm gonna go to a bar.

1114
01:14:29.866 --> 01:14:33.267
I'm gonna go to that
freak bar, the one I've always
been too scared to go into.

1115
01:14:33.269 --> 01:14:35.269
And I just wanted
to let you know

1116
01:14:35.271 --> 01:14:39.307
'cause I think you should
come out and meet me
and we should drink a lot.

1117
01:14:42.010 --> 01:14:43.311
Bye.

1118
01:14:49.952 --> 01:14:51.953
Can't believe I 've never
been here before.

1119
01:14:53.088 --> 01:14:54.489
Clearly a party.

1120
01:14:54.491 --> 01:14:56.691
♪

1121
01:14:56.693 --> 01:14:59.727
-I'm into some weird shit.
-Sure you are.

1122
01:14:59.729 --> 01:15:03.831
No, no, no, I know
i look normal but
i like to get down.

1123
01:15:04.299 --> 01:15:05.833
Multiple partners,

1124
01:15:08.804 --> 01:15:10.338
sex toys.

1125
01:15:10.340 --> 01:15:14.308
-Girl on girl shit.
-You ever cut yourself?

1126
01:15:15.177 --> 01:15:16.677
I got stitches once.

1127
01:15:18.313 --> 01:15:20.882
You mean on purpose, right?

1128
01:15:20.884 --> 01:15:24.051
Yeah, no, I've never
done that. Have you?

1129
01:15:24.653 --> 01:15:26.020
No.

1130
01:15:26.022 --> 01:15:28.890
♪

1131
01:15:28.892 --> 01:15:34.195
I just, I wanna get wild.
I wanna get dangerous,
you know what I mean?

1132
01:15:34.197 --> 01:15:37.398
- Not really.
- -Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

1133
01:15:37.400 --> 01:15:41.569
-Oh, Jesus!
-This is my friend raymi.

1134
01:15:41.571 --> 01:15:45.606
He's a freak too.
He likes to rub hot sauce
on dildos.

1135
01:15:46.241 --> 01:15:48.109
-That's fucked up.
-Yeah.

1136
01:15:48.111 --> 01:15:50.077
-That's fucked up okay?
-Bobby?

1137
01:15:51.613 --> 01:15:54.782
Ray and I here,
we like to party.

1138
01:15:54.784 --> 01:15:57.952
Have you ever been drilled
by two guys in a coffee shop?

1139
01:15:57.954 --> 01:16:00.821
-Okay, Bob.
-Wow.

1140
01:16:00.823 --> 01:16:03.858
That was a very different
reaction than I was expecting.

1141
01:16:06.094 --> 01:16:08.362
-Oh.
-That's about right.

1142
01:16:08.564 --> 01:16:11.866
♪

1143
01:16:11.868 --> 01:16:15.536
-What you doing here,
besides salting my game?
-Let's get her out of the house.

1144
01:16:16.705 --> 01:16:18.372
-Yes.
-Yeah.

1145
01:16:18.374 --> 01:16:19.840
-Do you have a plan?
-No plan.

1146
01:16:19.842 --> 01:16:21.609
Let's just get her shit and
throw on the fucking street.

1147
01:16:21.611 --> 01:16:24.712
-Oh, that's an awesome
plan, let's do it.
-Alright.

1148
01:16:24.714 --> 01:16:27.882
- Nobody gets
between you and me.
-Nobody. Friends for life.

1149
01:16:27.884 --> 01:16:29.817
-For life.
-Since we were little kids.

1150
01:16:29.819 --> 01:16:33.487
Yes, little children. We we're
friends when we were little.
Little friends.

1151
01:16:33.489 --> 01:16:34.889
Get the fuck out of our house.

1152
01:16:34.891 --> 01:16:37.191
-Get the fuck out
-get out of our house.

1153
01:16:37.193 --> 01:16:38.793
-Now.
-Yes.

1154
01:16:38.795 --> 01:16:39.794
-Hold on.
-What?

1155
01:16:39.796 --> 01:16:41.395
-I'm gonna puke.
-Oh, Jesus, shit shit.

1156
01:16:41.397 --> 01:16:43.898
-Oh god.
-Hold on. Wait wait.

1157
01:16:43.900 --> 01:16:46.233
-Wait wait.
-You know what?

1158
01:16:46.235 --> 01:16:48.135
-False alarm. I'm all right.
-You good?

1159
01:16:52.107 --> 01:16:54.842
-Nope.
-Okay.
Here we go. Shit.

1160
01:16:56.845 --> 01:17:00.781
Okay, okay. Wait, wait.
What is the plan?

1161
01:17:00.783 --> 01:17:02.350
Again, Bobby,
we don't need a plan.

1162
01:17:02.352 --> 01:17:05.453
We're men, she's a woman.
We take her and throw
the fuck out.

1163
01:17:05.455 --> 01:17:08.155
Okay, so we're just
gonna carry her out.

1164
01:17:08.157 --> 01:17:09.590
-Chloe!
-Oh whoa whoa.

1165
01:17:09.592 --> 01:17:13.127
-Chloe! Chloe get the fuck
down here.
-Oh.

1166
01:17:13.129 --> 01:17:14.528
Okay.

1167
01:17:14.530 --> 01:17:18.265
What the fuck do you want?

1168
01:17:18.267 --> 01:17:20.067
Get the fuck out of our house.

1169
01:17:20.569 --> 01:17:23.070
This is my house, too.

1170
01:17:23.072 --> 01:17:27.274
Okay, Chloe, let's not
make this difficult,
than it already has been.

1171
01:17:27.276 --> 01:17:29.677
You need to leave tonight
or else...

1172
01:17:30.345 --> 01:17:33.514
-Or else what?
-Or else...

1173
01:17:34.416 --> 01:17:37.251
What the fuck are you
gonna do?

1174
01:17:37.253 --> 01:17:39.920
Okay, see this is why
we needed a plan.

1175
01:17:41.556 --> 01:17:44.825
I'm gonna throw your ass
on the street,
you fucking slut.

1176
01:17:58.940 --> 01:18:03.277
♪

1177
01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:04.812
The fuck are you doing?

1178
01:18:04.814 --> 01:18:07.348
♪

1179
01:18:07.350 --> 01:18:08.482
Fuck you.

1180
01:18:13.689 --> 01:18:17.858
♪

1181
01:18:22.932 --> 01:18:28.769
♪

1182
01:18:30.005 --> 01:18:31.072
No...

1183
01:18:31.707 --> 01:18:35.042
♪

1184
01:18:36.912 --> 01:18:41.849
♪

1185
01:18:42.718 --> 01:18:47.588
♪

1186
01:18:49.057 --> 01:18:54.495
♪

1187
01:18:55.997 --> 01:18:57.531
♪

1188
01:18:57.533 --> 01:18:58.833
What's wrong with you?

1189
01:19:06.374 --> 01:19:10.678
♪

1190
01:19:12.013 --> 01:19:16.117
♪

1191
01:19:18.386 --> 01:19:19.920
♪

1192
01:19:19.922 --> 01:19:20.921
Dammit.

1193
01:19:21.256 --> 01:19:24.458
♪

1194
01:19:24.460 --> 01:19:27.061
Stop it Chloe.
Chloe stop it.

1195
01:19:27.063 --> 01:19:29.797
Dammit, Chloe!
Stop!

1196
01:19:29.799 --> 01:19:31.532
Chloe, no.

1197
01:19:32.000 --> 01:19:33.367
♪

1198
01:19:33.369 --> 01:19:34.835
Fuck.

1199
01:19:34.837 --> 01:19:37.772
♪

1200
01:19:38.774 --> 01:19:42.843
-Ray! What the fuck
are you doing?
-Stop.

1201
01:19:52.721 --> 01:19:53.721
Ugh...

1202
01:19:55.123 --> 01:19:59.026
Uh... you guys suck.

1203
01:19:59.028 --> 01:20:00.594
What the fuck?

1204
01:20:13.809 --> 01:20:18.279
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Shit.

1205
01:20:20.649 --> 01:20:24.685
-What the fuck?
Who the fuck was that?
-Steve.

1206
01:20:25.353 --> 01:20:27.021
Who the fuck is Steve?

1207
01:20:27.989 --> 01:20:29.290
My ex-boyfriend.

1208
01:20:29.292 --> 01:20:31.559
He's dead Bob.

1209
01:20:31.561 --> 01:20:34.695
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, you're not a doctor.

1210
01:20:34.697 --> 01:20:38.299
He has a knife in his
fucking chest. He is dead.

1211
01:20:39.201 --> 01:20:41.202
Shit.

1212
01:20:42.437 --> 01:20:43.571
Wait, wa--

1213
01:20:43.573 --> 01:20:46.774
this was an accident, okay?

1214
01:20:47.709 --> 01:20:49.710
We just need to call 911.

1215
01:20:50.445 --> 01:20:52.112
Don't touch anything.

1216
01:20:55.283 --> 01:20:56.784
We need to think.

1217
01:21:08.663 --> 01:21:10.364
Does anybody know he's here?

1218
01:21:13.735 --> 01:21:16.503
Safe to assume
that he didn't tell anyone.

1219
01:21:16.505 --> 01:21:18.138
Guys, we have to get rid
of the body.

1220
01:21:21.776 --> 01:21:25.246
This is crazy, Bobby,
we can't do that.

1221
01:21:25.248 --> 01:21:28.182
Or we'll all go to jail,
we've no other options.

1222
01:21:32.220 --> 01:21:34.788
We can drive to the forest
in about an hour and a half.

1223
01:21:36.124 --> 01:21:39.860
Why was that motherfucker
in my house?

1224
01:21:39.862 --> 01:21:43.764
-Why don't you go ask him?
-Guys, Jesus Christ.

1225
01:21:44.866 --> 01:21:48.636
If we're gonna do this
we have to act fast. Okay?

1226
01:21:48.638 --> 01:21:52.473
We gotta get trash bags,
and wrap up the body.

1227
01:21:52.475 --> 01:21:54.008
Can't do that, man.

1228
01:21:56.111 --> 01:21:57.177
I'll do it.

1229
01:22:01.750 --> 01:22:06.120
You guys clean yourselves up,
put your clothes in a bag.
We'll burn them.

1230
01:23:00.308 --> 01:23:02.509
Ready? One, two.

1231
01:23:29.471 --> 01:23:30.838
Looks good.

1232
01:23:35.744 --> 01:23:37.811
Sun'll be up soon,
we should go.

1233
01:23:45.153 --> 01:23:47.154
Should probably say
something, Bobby.

1234
01:23:48.423 --> 01:23:51.425
-What, like a prayer?
-Sure.

1235
01:23:54.796 --> 01:23:58.265
Fuck. Okay...

1236
01:24:02.170 --> 01:24:03.237
Dear god,

1237
01:24:05.440 --> 01:24:07.941
please don't send us
to hell for what we've done.

1238
01:24:10.678 --> 01:24:12.179
We're good people.

1239
01:24:13.281 --> 01:24:14.415
Who made a mistake.

1240
01:24:17.685 --> 01:24:20.254
And we know, thou shall
not murder.

1241
01:24:22.957 --> 01:24:24.058
And...

1242
01:24:25.827 --> 01:24:30.064
We will be good in thine eyes.
Whether more.

1243
01:24:31.032 --> 01:24:33.233
And may the apostles sing...

1244
01:24:35.637 --> 01:24:41.341
Um so... please deliver...

1245
01:24:48.283 --> 01:24:49.316
Steve?

1246
01:24:51.586 --> 01:24:53.153
Right. Steve.

1247
01:24:55.090 --> 01:24:57.424
Please deliver Steve
from evil.

1248
01:24:59.327 --> 01:25:01.628
-Amen.
-Amen.

1249
01:25:41.636 --> 01:25:44.905
♪

1250
01:25:56.551 --> 01:25:58.585
-Hey.
-Hey.

1251
01:26:02.790 --> 01:26:04.324
Just wish that...

1252
01:26:05.393 --> 01:26:08.128
♪

1253
01:26:23.578 --> 01:26:25.012
Me too.

1254
01:26:31.186 --> 01:26:34.021
♪

1255
01:26:41.796 --> 01:26:43.263
So I guess this is it.

1256
01:26:47.302 --> 01:26:48.335
Yep.

1257
01:26:54.142 --> 01:26:55.742
-I couldn't take it.
-Bobby.

1258
01:26:55.744 --> 01:26:58.712
I couldn't take the guilt.
We gotta pay our
debt to society.

1259
01:26:58.714 --> 01:27:00.647
You called the cops on us?

1260
01:27:00.649 --> 01:27:03.217
I told it on all of us,
I'm sorry.

1261
01:27:03.219 --> 01:27:08.055
♪

1262
01:27:22.503 --> 01:27:27.541
♪

1263
01:27:52.867 --> 01:27:57.738
♪

1264
01:28:26.334 --> 01:28:29.069
Babe, you can't keep
coming here every few days.

1265
01:28:29.071 --> 01:28:34.041
But I've never been
so hot for you, since
you became a criminal.

1266
01:28:34.043 --> 01:28:36.977
Are you okay?
Are they treating you okay?

1267
01:28:36.979 --> 01:28:39.813
I'm good, I've been lifting.

1268
01:28:40.715 --> 01:28:42.149
I can see that.

1269
01:28:42.684 --> 01:28:44.718
It's killing me.

1270
01:28:44.720 --> 01:28:48.488
I don't know how
I'm gonna spend thirty
months without you.

1271
01:28:48.490 --> 01:28:52.392
Babe, thirty months
is for good behavior.

1272
01:28:53.728 --> 01:28:54.828
I can't promise you that.

1273
01:28:55.730 --> 01:28:57.264
I'll wait for you.

1274
01:28:57.732 --> 01:28:59.700
I want you so bad.

1275
01:29:03.871 --> 01:29:05.339
Hey, lady!

1276
01:29:05.341 --> 01:29:07.407
Take your tits of the glass.

1277
01:29:12.847 --> 01:29:15.515
I love you so much.

1278
01:29:16.517 --> 01:29:17.617
I know.

1279
01:29:19.654 --> 01:29:23.790
♪

1280
01:29:27.628 --> 01:29:29.363
Why don't you ever
do that for me?

1281
01:29:31.567 --> 01:29:32.799
Goodnight, George.

1282
01:29:33.801 --> 01:29:37.671
♪

1283
01:29:39.173 --> 01:29:41.408
Another present
from the chick prison?

1284
01:29:43.644 --> 01:29:47.280
-Every month.
-Don't know why
she sends you those things.

1285
01:29:48.750 --> 01:29:50.450
Or why you accept them?

1286
01:29:51.285 --> 01:29:53.720
-Nostalgia
-deep.

1287
01:29:55.156 --> 01:29:57.591
You know the corner cell's
opening up soon.

1288
01:29:57.593 --> 01:29:58.658
Really?

1289
01:30:00.595 --> 01:30:03.163
-We should get it.
-That's a great cell.

1290
01:30:03.165 --> 01:30:07.601
It's more room,
view of the yard
and more private.

1291
01:30:07.603 --> 01:30:11.037
-Got to take on a cell mate
though.
-We can do that.

1292
01:30:11.039 --> 01:30:12.606
Just gotta find the right guy.