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Woman:
<i> This is an emergency.</i>

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<i> This is</i>
<i> an emergency.</i>

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Man:
<i> Homicides in</i>
<i> Chicago, Illinois,</i>

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<i> have surpassed</i>
<i> the death toll</i>

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<i> of American</i>
<i> special forces in Iraq.</i>

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<i> Over 400 school-aged kids</i>
<i> have been shot this year.</i>

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<i> On the weekend</i>
<i> of July 4th, 2015,</i>

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<i> American independence day,</i>

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<i> 55 people were shot</i>
<i> and wounded</i>

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<i> and 10 were murdered,</i>

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<i> including</i>
<i> a seven-year-old boy.</i>

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<i> Where was their freedom?</i>

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<i> Where was their right</i>
<i> to life, Liberty,</i>

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<i> and the pursuit</i>
<i> of happiness?</i>

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<i> These overwhelming</i>
<i> numbers of homicides</i>

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<i> are committed by</i>
<i> young black males</i>

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<i> against</i>
<i> young black males.</i>

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<i> Heaven help us all.</i>

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Man: All right, peace out.

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- Cairo!
- What's up, what's up?

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What's up, man?
You good? You good?

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We good, we good.
What up?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.
Back the fuck up.

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Back the fuck up.
Come on, man.
Come on, son.

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Why you want
to do that?

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Chi-raq! Chi-raq!

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Chi-raq! Chi-raq!

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Chi-raq! Chi-raq!
Chi-raq! Chi-raq!

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In the year 411 bc--

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that's before
baby Jesus, y'all--

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the Greek aristophanes
penned a play

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satirizing his day.

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And in the style
of his time,

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'stophanes made
that shit rhyme.

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Transplanted today,
we retain his verse

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to show our love
for the universe.

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But warning!
You gonna see some pain!

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But that's only natural,
'cause it involves
the gangs.

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So before
i unfreeze these gs,

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like the stats
you heard before--

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people, people, people,

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we can't take
too much more!

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Chi-raq! Chi-raq!
Chi-raq!

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Chi-raq! Chi-raq!

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Man:
<i> Everybody make</i>
<i> some noise!</i>

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Hey, all y'all.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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- Yo, what's up?
- Man:<i> What up, my boy?</i>

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- T-money!
-<i> Yeah!</i>

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Woman:
I love you, baby.

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On my soul,
this is my city.

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Rest in peace,
cyclops.

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- I'm sprung.
- Yup.

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I told you!
I told you!

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Man:
<i> Oh, shit,</i>
<i> what the fuck you doing?</i>

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<i> Man, get the fuck</i>
<i> out of my way!</i>

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<i> Don't shoot!</i>
<i> That's my man!</i>

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- Back the fuck up!
- Oh, shit!

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Back the fuck up!
Back the fuck up!

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Tonight was mad hectic, yo.

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Shit, I respect it.

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My little nigga t-money
took that hit.

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Better be glad it was just
a flesh wound and shit,

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'cause when my gun
go boom,

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I make sure a trojan end up
in the next room and shit.

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<i> Spartans ain't never lacking.</i>
<i> We attacking in this bitch.</i>

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I swear to god,
i emptied out a whole
extendo clip.

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Ho-ass trojans
wanna trip over some
text message bullshit?

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Three dudes all shot up
behind some text messages?

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- No question.
- You know I was scared
for you and me both.

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Girl, you know
your nigga is invincible.

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They want to kill me,
them motherfuckers better
bring a iram missile.

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Fuck them niggas
from Troy town.

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I've been waiting all night
to take your fine ass down.

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You ready for daddy
to smash that cake?

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Shit, I've got that long d.

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I know your ass can't wait.

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Freaky-deaky
all up in that butt.

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Come on, girl,
let's bust this nut, mm!

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It don't get no gooder.

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Girl, you finer
than granulated sugar.

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Guess I better
press my luck.

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You just like my credit,
bad as fuck.

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We could've got killed.

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I gotta look
at that tonight?

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Out of sight.

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I got another pistol
that's gonna make
everything a'ight.

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Just make sure
it's loaded.

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You know what I like.

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You outside, no fun.

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And he inside
getting some.

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You feel?
Spit your lick.

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Come on, man.
Spartans, yo.

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- No.

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No music?
No nothing?

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Nothing but the beat
of the headboard bumping

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when my third leg
go thumping.

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Slow down.

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You gotta bring me
the romance.

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Then maybe, like biggie,

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I give your ass
one more chance.

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Okay, okay.

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Well, like 'pac say,

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I can't wait
to get you home,

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- get you all alone.
- Mm-hmm.

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Get you home in my bedroom.

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Maybe we could bone
and get it on.

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Got a lot of thug in me.

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I wanna put it in you.

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Hey, goofy,
why do I stay with you?

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Because you know chi-raq
will make you stammer

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when I crack your back
with this spartan hammer.

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Chi, bang it.

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Woman:
Oh, chi.

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Oh, chi!

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You smell something?

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Yeah. S-e-x.

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What's that?
What's that?

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What the fuck?

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Oh, shit!

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Fuck.

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Come on, motherfucker!

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Get out of here!

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Man:
<i> Burn, baby.</i>

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Please, baby.

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Disco inferno.

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Go, go, go!

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Go, go!
Trojans! Go!

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- You dead, nigga!
- You missed me!

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On my mama, you dead,
old-ass motherfucker!

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Call the fire department!

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<i> Somebody call</i>
<i> the fire department!</i>

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What are you looking at?

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Nothing.

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Absolutely nothing!

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- Morning, tootie!
- Hey, hey!

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Hey, lysistrata!
What it do?

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What's up, spinna?

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Man:
<i> Wake up!</i>

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Hey, dolmedes!

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Welcome to chi-raq,

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the land of pain,
misery, and strife.

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Folks, our windy city
been filleted

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with a king-size
butcher knife.

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Like a monster
from outer space,

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the great state
of drillanois

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has been hit
by a murderous,
big-ass killeroid.

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And that's real shit,

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where the big moneymaker
is the black suit undertaker.

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But don't pity our pain.

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Might ain't always right,
ain't you heard?

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And this coming
from a natural man.

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Baby, you've come
face-to-face

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with the super bad
Mr. dolmedes.

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My black ass was on
the first box of wheaties.

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I was raised up
in a pail of rusted nails,

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ran buck naked through
golf ball-sized hail,

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was weaned on thunderbird
from my mama's titty.

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Kicked ass
from coast to coast

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till both shoe toes
were shitty.

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Chewed up electric lines
and pissed out lightning bolts.

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Hit Godzilla so hard,
it gave mothra's daddy a jolt.

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Sank the Titanic
with a frozen turd,

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then won 10 grammys
and didn't sing or rap

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one goddamn
motherfucking word.

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Now, I told you about
the signifying monkey
and rapped about shine,

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but this here
tale of two cities

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is one of a kind.

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It all started with
a gorgeous nubian sister.

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<i> Baby so fine,</i>
<i> she made George Zimmerman</i>

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<i> and Darren Wilson</i>
<i> wanna kiss her.</i>

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<i> As tough as coffy</i>
<i> and sexy as foxy brown.</i>

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<i> Hell,</i>
<i> Beyoncé Knowles herself</i>
<i> even had to bow down.</i>

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<i> They call her lysistrata,</i>

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a woman like no other.

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This chocolate brown sister

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was finer than
a motherfucker.

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She could put fear
in a pit bull,

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made Bruce Lee flee,
knocked out Frazier and Ali,

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<i> then ran money Mayweather</i>
<i> up a sycamore tree.</i>

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<i> With a mind</i>
<i> like Einstein</i>

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-<i> and a truly... </i>
- Yo, what's up, girl?

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<i> ...luscious behind,</i>

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that gal put
gap-goody hurting

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on all mankind.

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Drive-by.
Spartans and
trojans beefing.

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Little girl, Patti,
wrong place, wrong time.

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Messed up.

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Barbara,
you see the shooter?

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Woman:
<i> Behind the yellow tape.</i>
<i> Know what I'm saying?</i>

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<i> Behind the yellow tape.</i>

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Man:
<i> Oh, boy.</i>

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Somebody called me
to tell me--

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- ma'am, please.
- What happened?

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- What's going on?
- Ma'am.

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My baby.
That's my baby.

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Ma'am, please.

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Is that my...

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- Is that--
what happened?
- Ma'am...

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You have to go
down to the morgue

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for identification,
ma'am.

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But that's my baby.

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Is that my--

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- Patti!
- You can't cross
the line, ma'am.

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Please.

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Did y'all see something?

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You ain't seen nothing?

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Ain't nobody out here
seen nothing?

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And I can't even get
to my own child!

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- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- What happened?
Don't touch me!

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You don't even deserve
to look at my child's body

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laying right there
on this ground!

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None of you!

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<i> You gonna get</i>
<i> your day, lysistrata.</i>

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<i> You and your</i>
<i> damn boyfriend.</i>

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You got what's coming.

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I want you to look at her.

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<i> Look at her right there.</i>

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That's a seven--
a little baby!

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A baby!

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A baby.

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I can't take this
no more.

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Man:
Your daughter's
in heaven.

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Woman:
<i> Because it could</i>
<i> be you next time!</i>

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Will you be
standing around
looking then?

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This nothing
has nowhere to go.

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Welcome to my home.

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Come on in.
Come on.

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Woman:
<i> Why don't you move in</i>
<i> with that boy of yours,</i>

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machine gun Kelly?

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Wouldn't be safe.

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I suppose he'll be gunning
for who set that fire.

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Y'all make
my tired ass tired.

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There are children here
in englewood.

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Does that mean
anything to you?

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Running up the street,
shooting and killing.

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Do you care at all?

239
00:19:50.323 --> 00:19:53.491
- Maybe I should leave.
- No. Sit.

240
00:19:53.493 --> 00:19:54.759
Stay.

241
00:19:54.761 --> 00:19:57.528
You're gonna deal
with this today.

242
00:20:06.338 --> 00:20:07.471
You don't have
any family?

243
00:20:07.473 --> 00:20:09.840
No, ma'am.

244
00:20:09.842 --> 00:20:11.976
I'm an orphan.

245
00:20:11.978 --> 00:20:15.680
My moms put me up
for adoption at birth.

246
00:20:15.682 --> 00:20:18.849
I grew up moving
from one group home
to another.

247
00:20:18.851 --> 00:20:20.351
Hmm.

248
00:20:20.353 --> 00:20:22.587
Lord help you, child.

249
00:20:24.523 --> 00:20:25.923
Where's your flat-screen?

250
00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:28.859
Malcolm X once said

251
00:20:28.861 --> 00:20:31.696
the best way to hide
something from negroes

252
00:20:31.698 --> 00:20:33.531
is to put it in a book.

253
00:20:33.533 --> 00:20:37.001
Well, I can dig it,
miss Helen.

254
00:20:37.003 --> 00:20:38.636
You sure got mad books.

255
00:20:38.638 --> 00:20:40.538
Books are my life.

256
00:20:40.540 --> 00:20:42.707
My life for books.

257
00:20:42.709 --> 00:20:44.375
You always live here?

258
00:20:44.377 --> 00:20:48.546
No. I lived in cabrini-green
back when it was clean,

259
00:20:48.548 --> 00:20:50.381
before they knocked it down.

260
00:20:50.383 --> 00:20:52.683
Oh, a lot of black folk
got gentrified across town.

261
00:20:54.387 --> 00:20:57.521
- Who's this?
- My daughter Pam.

262
00:20:57.523 --> 00:21:01.492
- Let me guess. 10?
- That's right.

263
00:21:01.494 --> 00:21:03.027
<i> Fifth grade class picture.</i>

264
00:21:04.864 --> 00:21:06.297
Girl, come away
from that window.

265
00:21:06.299 --> 00:21:09.300
- Hurry.
- It's chi-raq.

266
00:21:09.302 --> 00:21:11.602
Woman:<i> Oh, my god! </i>

267
00:21:15.507 --> 00:21:17.375
Chi-raq.

268
00:21:17.377 --> 00:21:19.910
I hate that name.
It's not who we are.

269
00:21:19.912 --> 00:21:23.314
Chicago always been
a straight up gangsta town.

270
00:21:23.316 --> 00:21:24.582
We are not chi-raq.

271
00:21:24.584 --> 00:21:26.417
So what you call
all these shootings?

272
00:21:26.419 --> 00:21:28.019
Crime?
Doing time?

273
00:21:28.021 --> 00:21:30.421
It's not just about Chicago.

274
00:21:30.423 --> 00:21:32.356
What about
bodymore, murderland?

275
00:21:32.358 --> 00:21:35.593
Killa-delphia,
city of brotherly murder?

276
00:21:35.595 --> 00:21:37.628
Bucktown--
Brooklyn, New York.

277
00:21:37.630 --> 00:21:40.498
So many people getting shot,
hospital's going broke.

278
00:21:40.500 --> 00:21:41.899
I mean, you got to get
on the e-way.

279
00:21:41.901 --> 00:21:43.034
People dying en route.

280
00:21:43.036 --> 00:21:45.036
They can't even
file a lawsuit.

281
00:21:45.038 --> 00:21:48.072
I mean, there still
ain't no trauma centers
here on the south side.

282
00:21:48.074 --> 00:21:50.941
There was
a time in the summer
when it got hot.

283
00:21:50.943 --> 00:21:53.944
Your child could
go outside and play
and not get shot.

284
00:21:53.946 --> 00:21:56.347
- Oh, I don't
remember that time.
- It existed.

285
00:21:56.349 --> 00:21:59.550
I'm sorry, miss Helen,
but it's a war zone
out here.

286
00:21:59.552 --> 00:22:02.453
The us spends money
on the Iraqi people,

287
00:22:02.455 --> 00:22:03.788
to train them,
govern them,

288
00:22:03.790 --> 00:22:05.790
help them build
an economy--

289
00:22:05.792 --> 00:22:07.425
billions and billions
in dollars.

290
00:22:07.427 --> 00:22:09.460
The Afghan people, too.

291
00:22:09.462 --> 00:22:12.596
They don't do economic
development like that
here on the south side.

292
00:22:12.598 --> 00:22:15.900
See, Americans like war.

293
00:22:15.902 --> 00:22:18.102
They like guns.

294
00:22:18.104 --> 00:22:20.404
- Fun and games.
- Fun and games?

295
00:22:20.406 --> 00:22:22.807
Ask the parents
at Sandy hook.

296
00:22:22.809 --> 00:22:25.743
When they murder white babies
and things don't change,

297
00:22:25.745 --> 00:22:28.646
saving black life
is way out of range.

298
00:22:28.648 --> 00:22:31.649
I keep thinking
about that mother
that lost her child.

299
00:22:31.651 --> 00:22:32.783
You should.

300
00:22:34.986 --> 00:22:37.621
- This boy you with.
- Chi-raq?

301
00:22:37.623 --> 00:22:39.390
- What?
- That's what
they call him.

302
00:22:39.392 --> 00:22:42.126
Wait a minute, now.
Hold on.

303
00:22:42.128 --> 00:22:43.994
They call him chi-raq?

304
00:22:43.996 --> 00:22:45.396
Yes, ma'am.

305
00:22:45.398 --> 00:22:48.432
Lord, have mercy!

306
00:22:48.434 --> 00:22:50.000
He's a rapper.

307
00:22:50.002 --> 00:22:53.671
I mean, gonna be
big-time famous.

308
00:22:53.673 --> 00:22:55.072
You really
never heard of him?

309
00:22:55.074 --> 00:22:58.542
I heard he was a leader
in this gang mess, girl.

310
00:22:58.544 --> 00:23:01.145
Whoa, miss Helen,
now, they don't say
"gang" anymore.

311
00:23:01.147 --> 00:23:02.847
They say "organization."

312
00:23:02.849 --> 00:23:04.548
What is his real name?

313
00:23:04.550 --> 00:23:06.650
His government name?

314
00:23:06.652 --> 00:23:08.519
Nah.

315
00:23:10.455 --> 00:23:11.655
Demetrius.

316
00:23:13.525 --> 00:23:14.959
Demetrius dupree.

317
00:23:14.961 --> 00:23:19.463
Demetrius dupree.
His father?

318
00:23:19.465 --> 00:23:22.933
All chi's told me
is that he died in prison.

319
00:23:31.543 --> 00:23:34.145
He's got a good heart
deep down inside.

320
00:23:34.147 --> 00:23:35.846
I love him.

321
00:23:37.883 --> 00:23:39.483
I can change chi.

322
00:23:39.485 --> 00:23:41.552
Darling,

323
00:23:41.554 --> 00:23:44.655
people change when
they decide to change.

324
00:23:44.657 --> 00:23:46.157
You make it sound
so easy.

325
00:23:46.159 --> 00:23:49.560
All you can do is create
an environment for change.

326
00:23:49.562 --> 00:23:52.463
Like an alcoholic,
you take away his booze.

327
00:23:52.465 --> 00:23:54.799
You just try
taking away their guns.

328
00:23:54.801 --> 00:23:57.201
All right, well,
what else do they love?

329
00:23:57.203 --> 00:24:01.572
Uh... getting turnt up,
making money.

330
00:24:01.574 --> 00:24:03.207
What else?

331
00:24:03.209 --> 00:24:05.743
Um...

332
00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.146
Yeah, well.

333
00:24:09.148 --> 00:24:10.481
Mm-hmm.

334
00:24:10.483 --> 00:24:11.482
Pick up your phone.

335
00:24:12.784 --> 00:24:12.783
Google.

336
00:24:19.592 --> 00:24:21.926
Lysistrata:
<i> "Leymah Roberta gbowee</i>

337
00:24:21.928 --> 00:24:24.161
<i> is a liberian</i>
<i> peace activist</i>

338
00:24:24.163 --> 00:24:27.465
responsible for leading
a women's peace movement

339
00:24:27.467 --> 00:24:28.933
that helped
bring an end

340
00:24:28.935 --> 00:24:32.503
to the second
liberian civil war in 2003."

341
00:25:00.966 --> 00:25:03.234
You go and do it.

342
00:26:48.239 --> 00:26:50.240
Woman:
<i> Irene, your daughter</i>
<i> is another victim</i>

343
00:26:50.242 --> 00:26:51.842
<i> to the senseless violence</i>
<i> here in englewood</i>

344
00:26:51.844 --> 00:26:53.277
<i> on the south side</i>
<i> of Chicago.</i>

345
00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:55.045
<i> What do you want</i>
<i> people to know?</i>

346
00:26:55.047 --> 00:26:56.947
-<i> What can people do? </i>
- Irene:<i> You know...</i>

347
00:26:56.949 --> 00:26:59.016
These babies don't
ask to be caught up
in the middle of this.

348
00:26:59.018 --> 00:27:01.919
They don't.
If y'all know anything,

349
00:27:01.921 --> 00:27:04.254
if you've seen anything,
heard anything,

350
00:27:04.256 --> 00:27:07.157
<i> please, do something.</i>

351
00:27:07.159 --> 00:27:08.392
Say something.

352
00:27:08.394 --> 00:27:11.662
<i> Where's your heart?</i>

353
00:27:11.664 --> 00:27:14.398
What's up, girlfriend?

354
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:17.401
You unhappy staying
at miss Helen's crib?

355
00:27:17.403 --> 00:27:19.069
You know how
old people live.

356
00:27:19.071 --> 00:27:21.772
That ain't the thing,
rasheeda.

357
00:27:21.774 --> 00:27:24.108
- I'm on fire.
- Burn, baby, burn.

358
00:27:24.110 --> 00:27:27.945
We agreed to hook up,
make this plan.

359
00:27:27.947 --> 00:27:30.280
Where the females at, huh?

360
00:27:30.282 --> 00:27:32.116
Laid up with some man.

361
00:27:35.286 --> 00:27:38.722
- Oh, no.
- Lysistrata:<i> Hell, no.</i>

362
00:27:38.724 --> 00:27:40.791
Hell, no!

363
00:27:40.793 --> 00:27:43.861
- Marcy! Tee-tee!
- It was today?

364
00:27:43.863 --> 00:27:45.362
Damn right
it was today.

365
00:27:45.364 --> 00:27:47.431
You know I was waiting
on a line from Jackson.

366
00:27:47.433 --> 00:27:49.800
He's in Afghan
seeing action.

367
00:27:49.802 --> 00:27:51.335
Waiting on his call,
i went to the mall.

368
00:27:51.337 --> 00:27:53.871
Little man wanted
some cap'n crunch.

369
00:27:53.873 --> 00:27:55.673
He eat it for breakfast,
maybe lunch.

370
00:27:55.675 --> 00:27:57.941
Get in the damn car.
Sorry, Eddie.

371
00:28:04.416 --> 00:28:07.151
- Whose crib this be?
- Indigo.

372
00:28:07.153 --> 00:28:08.452
Indigo?

373
00:28:08.454 --> 00:28:10.721
Isn't that cyclops's
main squeeze?

374
00:28:10.723 --> 00:28:12.990
Cyclops' bae?

375
00:28:12.992 --> 00:28:14.458
Yo, I got on purple.

376
00:28:14.460 --> 00:28:16.827
She a woman,
we all black women.

377
00:28:16.829 --> 00:28:18.462
That's the matter
at hand, sista.

378
00:28:18.464 --> 00:28:20.464
Yeah, yeah, I can dig
your sista app,

379
00:28:20.466 --> 00:28:22.700
but make sure
they don't bust no caps.

380
00:28:22.702 --> 00:28:25.402
- Can I help you?
- Lysistrata:<i> 'Sup, indigo?</i>

381
00:28:25.404 --> 00:28:26.837
You covergirl clean.

382
00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:29.440
That figure
brick shithouse mean!

383
00:28:29.442 --> 00:28:32.443
Mm-hmm, this about
who set your house
on fire?

384
00:28:32.445 --> 00:28:35.212
- What y'all
tired strags want?
- Man, what y'all want?

385
00:28:35.214 --> 00:28:37.281
Hey, man, chill
with that shrill before
i whup your butt, slut!

386
00:28:37.283 --> 00:28:39.750
- Yo!

387
00:28:39.752 --> 00:28:41.218
I got a kid with me,
y'all. Relax.

388
00:28:41.220 --> 00:28:43.153
- Peace!
Peace and hair grease!
- Calm down.

389
00:28:43.155 --> 00:28:44.722
- Check your girl!
- Check her!

390
00:28:44.724 --> 00:28:47.124
Check the ignorance.

391
00:28:47.126 --> 00:28:49.827
- We all sistas here.
- Bitch, I ain't your sista.

392
00:28:49.829 --> 00:28:53.097
- This my running partner dania
and my Ace boon coon hecuba.
- What?

393
00:28:53.099 --> 00:28:55.032
- And I know you know
Kenya the rapper.
- Lysistrata:<i> Nah.</i>

394
00:28:55.034 --> 00:28:57.167
I ain't putting out fear,
so what y'all trying
to steer?

395
00:29:00.872 --> 00:29:04.308
God forbid cyclops find
y'all spartan tricks
up in here.

396
00:29:04.310 --> 00:29:07.144
Everybody here got
a man in the orange
and purple colors,

397
00:29:07.146 --> 00:29:09.046
banging and slanging,
fighting for the flag,

398
00:29:09.048 --> 00:29:11.448
risking that long zip
of the cadaver bag.

399
00:29:11.450 --> 00:29:14.051
- It's how we live.
- It's how we die.

400
00:29:14.053 --> 00:29:16.053
You wanna lose
your man to a drive-by?

401
00:29:16.055 --> 00:29:18.155
<i> In a pine box</i>
<i> 'fore he's 25?</i>

402
00:29:18.157 --> 00:29:20.891
- I lost my cousin.
- And I lost my little brother.

403
00:29:20.893 --> 00:29:22.226
I lost my nephew.

404
00:29:22.228 --> 00:29:24.228
My uncle got killed
two weeks ago,

405
00:29:24.230 --> 00:29:26.830
and like always,
nobody saw nothing.

406
00:29:26.832 --> 00:29:28.198
All to the bang-bang.

407
00:29:28.200 --> 00:29:29.933
All:
Bang, bang.

408
00:29:29.935 --> 00:29:32.236
We've all lost people, too,
many a sister and brother.

409
00:29:32.238 --> 00:29:34.104
Now, I'd like to see
cyclops and chi

410
00:29:34.106 --> 00:29:36.406
put down that mess
between the trojans
and the greeks,

411
00:29:36.408 --> 00:29:37.941
but that day looks bleak.

412
00:29:37.943 --> 00:29:39.409
What if we could
devise a method

413
00:29:39.411 --> 00:29:40.844
to end the bloodshed?

414
00:29:40.846 --> 00:29:42.813
Yo, count on me.
You need money?

415
00:29:42.815 --> 00:29:44.248
I'll pawn all the gold
around my neck,

416
00:29:44.250 --> 00:29:45.949
then get turnt up
till I'm a wreck.

417
00:29:45.951 --> 00:29:47.084
Hey!

418
00:29:47.086 --> 00:29:48.418
I am ready
to split myself

419
00:29:48.420 --> 00:29:50.120
up the middle,
give you half.

420
00:29:50.122 --> 00:29:52.189
I'm down
for the cause,
but how?

421
00:29:52.191 --> 00:29:55.425
We force our men
to negotiate peace

422
00:29:55.427 --> 00:29:58.262
by exercising
cocksure self-control

423
00:29:58.264 --> 00:30:01.365
and total abstinence
from knocking the boots.

424
00:30:06.372 --> 00:30:08.906
I never did like
y'all trojan chickenheads
any goddamn way--

425
00:30:08.908 --> 00:30:10.307
- oh, no!
- Yeah, you heard me!

426
00:30:10.309 --> 00:30:12.409
- Get up out of here.
- Y'all kicking us out?

427
00:30:12.411 --> 00:30:13.977
Get out of here.
Shoot 'em up.

428
00:30:13.979 --> 00:30:15.112
Trojans:
Bang, bang.

429
00:30:15.114 --> 00:30:17.014
Please, please,
just sit down.

430
00:30:17.016 --> 00:30:19.249
We ain't gonna be that long.
Rasheeda, shut the fuck up.

431
00:30:19.251 --> 00:30:20.250
Give me
one more minute.

432
00:30:20.252 --> 00:30:21.985
Hey, I got
my son with me.

433
00:30:21.987 --> 00:30:23.120
I gotta go.

434
00:30:23.122 --> 00:30:26.123
Marcy, this has to do
with your son.

435
00:30:26.125 --> 00:30:27.324
Just a minute ago,
you was ready

436
00:30:27.326 --> 00:30:30.294
to split yourself
up the middle.

437
00:30:30.296 --> 00:30:32.529
Go ahead,
so y'all spartans
can get out of here.

438
00:30:32.531 --> 00:30:36.600
I just saw a mother
weeping in the streets,

439
00:30:36.602 --> 00:30:39.236
her baby's blood spilt.

440
00:30:43.141 --> 00:30:45.576
Man, you really think
something like that
could bring peace?

441
00:30:45.578 --> 00:30:47.477
Y'all know the power
we have over them

442
00:30:47.479 --> 00:30:50.314
withholding just a day.

443
00:30:50.316 --> 00:30:51.982
- A week?
- You're right.

444
00:30:51.984 --> 00:30:53.951
- Ooh.
- Imagine a month.

445
00:30:53.953 --> 00:30:56.153
A year!

446
00:30:56.155 --> 00:30:58.322
Oh, they gonna
bring the peace!

447
00:30:58.324 --> 00:31:01.558
Suppose-- suppose
that the men just dump us.

448
00:31:01.560 --> 00:31:04.228
If we all hold out,
who can they go to?

449
00:31:04.230 --> 00:31:05.462
All:
The thots.

450
00:31:05.464 --> 00:31:07.064
Them hos over there!

451
00:31:07.066 --> 00:31:09.299
Well, we will
enlist them, too.

452
00:31:09.301 --> 00:31:10.500
If we want
our men alive,

453
00:31:10.502 --> 00:31:12.002
we want our babies
to thrive,

454
00:31:12.004 --> 00:31:13.871
we gonna have to organize.

455
00:31:16.107 --> 00:31:18.075
Repeat after me.

456
00:31:19.611 --> 00:31:23.113
I will deny all rights

457
00:31:23.115 --> 00:31:26.884
of access or entrance...

458
00:31:26.886 --> 00:31:30.654
Women:
I will deny all rights

459
00:31:30.656 --> 00:31:33.924
of access or entrance...

460
00:31:33.926 --> 00:31:36.026
...from every husband,

461
00:31:36.028 --> 00:31:39.229
lover,
or male acquaintance...

462
00:31:39.231 --> 00:31:41.431
Women:
...From every husband,

463
00:31:41.433 --> 00:31:45.102
lover,
or male acquaintance...

464
00:31:45.104 --> 00:31:48.405
...who comes
to my direction
in erection.

465
00:31:50.142 --> 00:31:54.511
Women: ...Who comes
to my direction
in erection.

466
00:31:54.513 --> 00:31:56.380
Uh, come on.
Say it!

467
00:31:56.382 --> 00:31:57.681
- Come on.
- Girl, I can't--

468
00:31:59.551 --> 00:32:01.551
- I can't do this. No!
- Come on!

469
00:32:01.553 --> 00:32:06.390
If he should force me to lay
on that conjugal couch...

470
00:32:06.392 --> 00:32:11.395
Women:
If he should force me to lay
on that conjugal couch...

471
00:32:11.397 --> 00:32:14.231
...i will refuse his stroke

472
00:32:14.233 --> 00:32:17.134
and not give up
that nappy pouch.

473
00:32:17.136 --> 00:32:20.704
Women:
...I will refuse his stroke

474
00:32:20.706 --> 00:32:23.674
and not give up
that nappy pouch.

475
00:32:23.676 --> 00:32:25.542
No peace?

476
00:32:25.544 --> 00:32:28.145
All:
No pussy!

477
00:32:29.280 --> 00:32:30.714
Ah!

478
00:32:30.716 --> 00:32:33.083
The red wine
has been drunk.

479
00:32:33.085 --> 00:32:35.252
The plan is now struck.

480
00:32:35.254 --> 00:32:38.088
Dolmedes must
tell you fellas,

481
00:32:38.090 --> 00:32:40.090
y'all about to get punked.

482
00:32:40.092 --> 00:32:43.660
Lysistrata had them all
take a solemn oath.

483
00:32:43.662 --> 00:32:45.595
Stop the murder madness

484
00:32:45.597 --> 00:32:47.731
or there would be
no more pokes.

485
00:32:47.733 --> 00:32:51.068
Some even thought
the shit was a hoax.

486
00:32:51.070 --> 00:32:55.105
How could them females
give up the long dick
and the downstroke?

487
00:32:55.107 --> 00:32:57.441
This must be
some bullshit!

488
00:32:57.443 --> 00:32:59.276
Ain't no fucking way!

489
00:32:59.278 --> 00:33:01.611
But y'all
about to find out

490
00:33:01.613 --> 00:33:04.114
these gals don't play.

491
00:33:04.116 --> 00:33:06.116
No more poonani,
nookie-pie,

492
00:33:06.118 --> 00:33:07.751
beehive, or honeybun.

493
00:33:07.753 --> 00:33:10.220
No coochie,
no nappy dugout.

494
00:33:10.222 --> 00:33:12.756
That's right.
You gets none.

495
00:33:12.758 --> 00:33:15.325
Men:
Say what?

496
00:33:15.327 --> 00:33:16.460
Chi-raq:
<i> To be so damn smart,</i>

497
00:33:16.462 --> 00:33:18.061
you know
you're tweaking, right?

498
00:33:18.063 --> 00:33:19.296
You lame as hell,
playing games for real

499
00:33:19.298 --> 00:33:20.697
<i> with this wack-ass</i>
<i> panty strike,</i>

500
00:33:20.699 --> 00:33:22.332
and that's that shit
we don't like.

501
00:33:22.334 --> 00:33:24.167
You wanna choose
to be rude?

502
00:33:24.169 --> 00:33:25.702
Bitches gonna be tight
when you make 'em
lose they dudes.

503
00:33:25.704 --> 00:33:27.537
I don't know who you think
you're trying to change.

504
00:33:27.539 --> 00:33:29.039
I'm trojan
through and through.

505
00:33:29.041 --> 00:33:30.440
That's stronger
than any damn screw.

506
00:33:30.442 --> 00:33:31.742
It's even bigger
than you.

507
00:33:31.744 --> 00:33:35.479
All you care about
is this tired gangsta game.

508
00:33:35.481 --> 00:33:37.147
Well, it's lame!

509
00:33:37.149 --> 00:33:38.749
You think
you'll die with fame?

510
00:33:38.751 --> 00:33:40.217
Negro, two days later,

511
00:33:40.219 --> 00:33:42.586
no one will even
remember your name.

512
00:33:42.588 --> 00:33:44.588
Your machismo
is really masochism.

513
00:33:44.590 --> 00:33:46.256
That's why
I'm cutting off your jism.

514
00:33:46.258 --> 00:33:48.658
As long as you love
the life more than a wife,

515
00:33:48.660 --> 00:33:49.760
we strike.

516
00:33:51.796 --> 00:33:53.363
Why you so frigid?

517
00:33:53.365 --> 00:33:54.398
Why don't you let me
thaw you out

518
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:56.066
with this ice pick?

519
00:33:56.068 --> 00:33:58.301
You know you can't resist
a chocolate lick.

520
00:33:58.303 --> 00:33:59.569
Chill out.

521
00:33:59.571 --> 00:34:01.338
Your next move
is your best move,

522
00:34:01.340 --> 00:34:03.673
and it gonna be smoo--

523
00:34:03.675 --> 00:34:06.076
fine.
Remember that
little kiddie rhyme.

524
00:34:06.078 --> 00:34:08.078
369, indigo drank wine.

525
00:34:08.080 --> 00:34:09.780
Made the chicks walk
that no sex line.

526
00:34:09.782 --> 00:34:12.049
But the line broke,
and them bitches choked.

527
00:34:12.051 --> 00:34:14.351
And lysistrata
and her former friends

528
00:34:14.353 --> 00:34:16.386
got replaced
by some tighter pokes.

529
00:34:24.762 --> 00:34:25.829
Bye.

530
00:34:25.831 --> 00:34:27.831
- Be...
- Safe!

531
00:34:35.741 --> 00:34:37.407
What's happening with
the jump-off, bacchos?

532
00:34:37.409 --> 00:34:39.176
We got the cheese.
Where the nachos?

533
00:34:39.178 --> 00:34:41.111
Spartans trying to have
the club on lock, yo!

534
00:34:41.113 --> 00:34:42.479
It's rough out here!

535
00:34:42.481 --> 00:34:43.814
It's Saturday night.
We getting tight?

536
00:34:43.816 --> 00:34:45.382
Not tonight.

537
00:34:45.384 --> 00:34:48.218
Ain't no partying,
no dancing, no getting down.

538
00:34:48.220 --> 00:34:50.387
- Why?
- Ain't a broad to be had.

539
00:34:50.389 --> 00:34:53.390
Just a bunch of
hardheads going stag.

540
00:34:53.392 --> 00:34:55.525
It's the same
all over town.

541
00:34:55.527 --> 00:34:57.394
Clubs is closing down.

542
00:34:57.396 --> 00:34:59.629
Man, these womens
have vanished.

543
00:34:59.631 --> 00:35:02.232
Even the hos
is no-shows.

544
00:35:02.234 --> 00:35:04.367
What the fuck
is this, though?

545
00:35:05.736 --> 00:35:07.671
What the hell?

546
00:35:10.408 --> 00:35:12.876
I'll be goddamned.

547
00:35:12.878 --> 00:35:14.845
What the--

548
00:35:18.883 --> 00:35:23.587
shee...

549
00:35:23.589 --> 00:35:27.591
Eee...

550
00:35:27.593 --> 00:35:30.560
Eee... it.

551
00:35:32.764 --> 00:35:33.897
<i> All right, peep this.</i>

552
00:35:33.899 --> 00:35:35.765
I got 30 girls
stripping for me,

553
00:35:35.767 --> 00:35:37.901
another five on loan,
and not one of them,

554
00:35:37.903 --> 00:35:41.171
not one of them is answering
their goddamn phone.

555
00:35:41.173 --> 00:35:42.572
This shit is wack.

556
00:35:42.574 --> 00:35:43.807
Yeah, I mean,
at this time of the night,

557
00:35:43.809 --> 00:35:45.909
the champagne room
would be full of life.

558
00:35:45.911 --> 00:35:48.445
Young boys
putting dollar bills

559
00:35:48.447 --> 00:35:50.814
in the drawers
of all my pretty thrills.

560
00:35:50.816 --> 00:35:54.284
Cyclops, we have
been struck by a plague

561
00:35:54.286 --> 00:35:57.721
that will put that biblical
pestilence shit to shame.

562
00:35:57.723 --> 00:35:59.923
And this famine only affects
the lower regions

563
00:35:59.925 --> 00:36:02.559
where all you young trojans
do most of your thinking.

564
00:36:02.561 --> 00:36:04.461
I mean, this is the male
side of the aisle.

565
00:36:04.463 --> 00:36:07.464
If you can't squeeze it,
you at least wanna--

566
00:36:07.466 --> 00:36:10.433
wanna--
you know, tease it.

567
00:36:14.205 --> 00:36:17.607
Oh, but-- but--
but these hos have literally

568
00:36:17.609 --> 00:36:19.442
<i> shut down</i>
<i> the penis power grid.</i>

569
00:36:19.444 --> 00:36:21.745
So my question to y'all

570
00:36:21.747 --> 00:36:24.347
is what
you motherfuckers
done did?

571
00:36:24.349 --> 00:36:25.682
<i> Huh?</i>

572
00:36:25.684 --> 00:36:27.484
<i> The situation's</i>
<i> out of control,</i>

573
00:36:27.486 --> 00:36:29.553
'cause I'm in front
of an empty stripper pole!

574
00:36:29.555 --> 00:36:33.456
But you still got soul,
so you know your pole
is-- is gold.

575
00:36:38.262 --> 00:36:40.897
Cyclops. Cyclops,
keep your eye on me.

576
00:36:40.899 --> 00:36:42.966
Yo, we got you, Morris.
Don't worry about this, man.

577
00:36:42.968 --> 00:36:45.835
I got this.
Know what I'm saying?

578
00:36:45.837 --> 00:36:48.238
I got it between
my crosshairs, nah?

579
00:36:48.240 --> 00:36:50.340
What you need
is another eye.

580
00:36:50.342 --> 00:36:52.209
There's not even
half an ass to look at.

581
00:36:52.211 --> 00:36:53.977
One of these days,
man, you know,

582
00:36:53.979 --> 00:36:55.812
you're gonna get tired
of them one-eye jokes
and shit.

583
00:36:55.814 --> 00:36:57.847
Sorry, man,
I'm a little uptight

584
00:36:57.849 --> 00:36:59.649
because there ain't no pussy
in the club tonight.

585
00:36:59.651 --> 00:37:00.817
Where's yours on standby?

586
00:37:00.819 --> 00:37:02.519
I can't sell standby.

587
00:37:02.521 --> 00:37:05.956
I need some active duty,
first-class, "va-Gina."

588
00:37:05.958 --> 00:37:08.525
You need
active duty... Booty?

589
00:37:10.862 --> 00:37:13.363
Active duty... Booty.

590
00:37:13.365 --> 00:37:15.365
I'm glad you can find
humor in this.

591
00:37:15.367 --> 00:37:17.300
Sometimes
that shit just come to me.
I don't even know how, man.

592
00:37:17.302 --> 00:37:18.735
You know what, man?

593
00:37:18.737 --> 00:37:20.937
I would like
to have somebody
on that pole tonight.

594
00:37:20.939 --> 00:37:23.907
Beast, pole, baby.

595
00:37:23.909 --> 00:37:25.275
It's not that kind
of club, young man.

596
00:37:25.277 --> 00:37:26.776
Hey, man, go and get
on the pole.

597
00:37:26.778 --> 00:37:28.878
What kind of
insubordination
is this shit?

598
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:30.947
- Oh, no, we got it, boss.
-<i> You need all you can get, mo!</i>

599
00:37:30.949 --> 00:37:32.983
- Relax, I got this.
-<i> Get yours, son.</i>

600
00:37:32.985 --> 00:37:35.552
-<i> Yeah, do that shit. </i>
-<i> Do that spin, do that spin.</i>

601
00:37:35.554 --> 00:37:36.953
- Whoo!
-<i> Yeah, that's right.</i>

602
00:37:36.955 --> 00:37:36.953
-<i> Yeah! </i>
-<i> Oh.</i>

603
00:37:39.390 --> 00:37:40.924
Hey, yo, big Thelma,
where you going?

604
00:37:40.926 --> 00:37:42.525
The us Virgin Islands,

605
00:37:42.527 --> 00:37:44.027
a place my girls
ain't never seen.

606
00:37:44.029 --> 00:37:45.562
Well, where
your girls be at?

607
00:37:45.564 --> 00:37:47.030
My bitches
told me to go,

608
00:37:47.032 --> 00:37:48.732
say they're honoring
the strike.

609
00:37:48.734 --> 00:37:50.033
Say they don't care
who likes.

610
00:37:50.035 --> 00:37:51.901
- A ho strike?
- Shit, yeah.

611
00:37:51.903 --> 00:37:53.737
Good thing I'm a dyke.

612
00:37:53.739 --> 00:37:54.838
Can you believe this shit?

613
00:40:25.556 --> 00:40:26.890
Yeah!

614
00:40:29.094 --> 00:40:30.760
Glory!

615
00:40:30.762 --> 00:40:32.729
We don't mourn
like other people!

616
00:40:34.099 --> 00:40:37.600
Praise him!
Praise him!

617
00:40:37.602 --> 00:40:38.635
Can I get a "glory"?

618
00:40:38.637 --> 00:40:40.069
Crowd: Glory!

619
00:40:40.071 --> 00:40:43.139
- Can I get an "amen"?
- Crowd: Amen!

620
00:40:51.749 --> 00:40:53.883
I'm gonna talk
about a life today.

621
00:40:56.086 --> 00:40:59.222
An important life...

622
00:40:59.224 --> 00:41:00.790
In our community.

623
00:41:04.028 --> 00:41:05.962
A life...

624
00:41:08.766 --> 00:41:10.099
That ends life.

625
00:41:13.537 --> 00:41:16.005
The life...

626
00:41:16.007 --> 00:41:17.974
Of a gun.

627
00:41:17.976 --> 00:41:21.144
- Man:<i> Ah, yeah. </i>
- Miss Helen:<i> Oh, mercy!</i>
<i> Mercy.</i>

628
00:41:24.782 --> 00:41:27.817
- Woman: Oh.
- Woman #2: That's right!

629
00:41:27.819 --> 00:41:31.788
This gun began
its professional career

630
00:41:31.790 --> 00:41:36.192
when it was purchased
by tiny Tony from Chicago

631
00:41:36.194 --> 00:41:39.696
at an Indiana gun show

632
00:41:39.698 --> 00:41:42.532
using a fake Indiana ID

633
00:41:42.534 --> 00:41:46.236
and bypassed all
of our strict gun laws.

634
00:41:50.641 --> 00:41:52.976
Chicago gangs

635
00:41:52.978 --> 00:41:56.813
buy the guns
for big money...

636
00:41:59.918 --> 00:42:01.284
Miss Helen:
<i> Break it down.</i>

637
00:42:01.286 --> 00:42:03.653
- For their work...
-<i> Mm-hmm.</i>

638
00:42:03.655 --> 00:42:05.655
In the underground economy.

639
00:42:05.657 --> 00:42:07.824
Miss Helen:
Tell the truth!

640
00:42:07.826 --> 00:42:09.158
That's right.

641
00:42:09.160 --> 00:42:11.995
The underground
economy exists

642
00:42:11.997 --> 00:42:15.999
because banks
and lending institutions

643
00:42:16.001 --> 00:42:18.201
rarely loan money
to poor people.

644
00:42:18.203 --> 00:42:19.269
Is that right?

645
00:42:19.271 --> 00:42:22.839
Right.
Say it!

646
00:42:22.841 --> 00:42:26.209
Their children, however,
admire the thug life.

647
00:42:29.313 --> 00:42:32.682
But they do so
from the safety
of suburban Chicago!

648
00:42:32.684 --> 00:42:36.185
- That's right!
- Kenilworth, wilmette,
highland park.

649
00:42:36.187 --> 00:42:37.687
No, no, no, no.

650
00:42:37.689 --> 00:42:40.723
This gun wouldn't be
caught dead there.

651
00:42:40.725 --> 00:42:43.326
This gun is
the principal player

652
00:42:43.328 --> 00:42:45.862
in a reality TV
urban murder show

653
00:42:45.864 --> 00:42:49.299
that can
be seen every night
at 5:00 and 10:00,

654
00:42:49.301 --> 00:42:54.137
every channel,
on any news show
you wanna watch.

655
00:42:54.139 --> 00:42:56.839
And that's when
this gun...

656
00:42:59.343 --> 00:43:02.679
Met our child Patti.

657
00:43:04.048 --> 00:43:07.317
-<i> Patti. </i>
- Woman:<i> Yeah! Yeah!</i>

658
00:43:10.721 --> 00:43:11.921
Patti is gone...

659
00:43:14.892 --> 00:43:19.729
Because our politicians
are in the pocket

660
00:43:19.731 --> 00:43:23.366
of the national
rifle association!

661
00:43:23.368 --> 00:43:27.236
They have become
their mouthpieces

662
00:43:27.238 --> 00:43:30.974
or silent
co-conspirators!

663
00:43:30.976 --> 00:43:34.777
Patti is gone...

664
00:43:34.779 --> 00:43:39.115
Because of an economy
that has abandoned the poor.

665
00:43:39.117 --> 00:43:42.352
Downtown they say
unemployment is 5.7%.

666
00:43:43.921 --> 00:43:45.321
How's that sound?

667
00:43:45.323 --> 00:43:47.056
<i> Right here</i>
<i> in auburn gresham,</i>

668
00:43:47.058 --> 00:43:49.092
unemployment is 21%!

669
00:43:49.094 --> 00:43:52.395
And that doesn't even count
people who have given up hope

670
00:43:52.397 --> 00:43:54.797
and stopped
looking for work.

671
00:43:54.799 --> 00:43:58.868
The per capita income
is $12,000!

672
00:43:58.870 --> 00:44:03.272
42% of us live
below the poverty line.

673
00:44:03.274 --> 00:44:06.042
30% don't have
a high school diploma.

674
00:44:06.044 --> 00:44:08.344
What America
are they living in?

675
00:44:08.346 --> 00:44:10.680
Yes!

676
00:44:10.682 --> 00:44:13.716
We go from
third-rate schools

677
00:44:13.718 --> 00:44:17.086
to first-class
high-tech prisons.

678
00:44:19.357 --> 00:44:23.926
Mass incarceration
is the new Jim crow!

679
00:44:27.998 --> 00:44:31.434
Our Patti is gone

680
00:44:31.436 --> 00:44:35.772
because gang members
are more concerned

681
00:44:35.774 --> 00:44:38.307
with popping pills
and popping bottles,

682
00:44:38.309 --> 00:44:40.443
more concerned
with what's on YouTube!

683
00:44:40.445 --> 00:44:42.145
Woman:
<i> Say it, father Mike!</i>

684
00:44:42.147 --> 00:44:47.283
More concerned with ego,
street cred, and greed

685
00:44:47.285 --> 00:44:48.885
than a human life.

686
00:44:51.321 --> 00:44:53.756
Patti's gone because
guns have become

687
00:44:53.758 --> 00:44:55.825
a part
of America's wardrobe.

688
00:44:55.827 --> 00:44:57.326
Woman:
<i> Preach, father Mike!</i>

689
00:44:57.328 --> 00:45:01.297
Where it is easier
to get a gun than a computer.

690
00:45:05.169 --> 00:45:09.839
Sirens and gunshots

691
00:45:09.841 --> 00:45:11.808
are our soundtrack.

692
00:45:15.179 --> 00:45:18.347
Yellow police tape,
Teddy bears,

693
00:45:18.349 --> 00:45:20.249
t-shirts, balloons--

694
00:45:20.251 --> 00:45:23.319
these are
the national memorials
of our neighborhoods.

695
00:45:30.160 --> 00:45:31.828
And it doesn't
look good.

696
00:45:36.033 --> 00:45:37.300
Man:
<i> Take your time!</i>

697
00:45:41.172 --> 00:45:43.239
Woman:
<i> Preach!</i>

698
00:45:43.241 --> 00:45:45.174
It didn't look good...

699
00:45:47.778 --> 00:45:50.813
When the sky turned dark

700
00:45:50.815 --> 00:45:53.449
and the sun
refused to shine

701
00:45:53.451 --> 00:45:57.053
and the earth
began to quake

702
00:45:57.055 --> 00:45:59.388
and they laid
Jesus's lifeless body

703
00:45:59.390 --> 00:46:00.990
<i> at the arms</i>
<i> of mother Mary!</i>

704
00:46:00.992 --> 00:46:02.992
Woman:<i> Yeah! Preach! </i>

705
00:46:02.994 --> 00:46:05.828
And I don't need to go
back to biblical times!

706
00:46:05.830 --> 00:46:08.231
It didn't look good
in a Birmingham church

707
00:46:08.233 --> 00:46:10.900
when four little girls
were blown apart by hate!

708
00:46:10.902 --> 00:46:12.902
It didn't look good
when medgar was laying

709
00:46:12.904 --> 00:46:15.037
bleeding to death
in his driveway.

710
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:18.908
It didn't look good
when Malcolm was shot down
on the audubon stage!

711
00:46:18.910 --> 00:46:21.210
And it didn't look good
when Martin Luther King

712
00:46:21.212 --> 00:46:23.513
stood on the balcony
of the Lorraine motel

713
00:46:23.515 --> 00:46:26.082
outside room 306

714
00:46:26.084 --> 00:46:29.185
and at 6:03
was taken from us!

715
00:46:29.187 --> 00:46:32.789
And, no,
it doesn't look good!

716
00:46:32.791 --> 00:46:36.092
Not when Patti was lost
on a busy street

717
00:46:36.094 --> 00:46:38.094
with folks going
to work and school,

718
00:46:38.096 --> 00:46:40.096
with cars passing by!

719
00:46:40.098 --> 00:46:41.564
How is it possible?

720
00:46:41.566 --> 00:46:43.266
How is it possible

721
00:46:43.268 --> 00:46:45.401
that not one witness
has come forward?

722
00:46:47.371 --> 00:46:48.871
Not one!

723
00:46:48.873 --> 00:46:52.275
How is it possible
that no one has the courage

724
00:46:52.277 --> 00:46:54.443
and the conscience
to speak up for this family!

725
00:46:54.445 --> 00:46:56.279
Somebody knows!

726
00:46:56.281 --> 00:46:57.947
Somebody, help me!

727
00:46:57.949 --> 00:46:59.415
Somebody!

728
00:47:00.984 --> 00:47:02.919
<i> Somebody knows!</i>

729
00:47:02.921 --> 00:47:06.389
Cynics say,
"well, if I snitch,
I'll be killed, too."

730
00:47:06.391 --> 00:47:09.091
First of all,
when a murderer walks free,

731
00:47:09.093 --> 00:47:10.560
we are all in danger!

732
00:47:10.562 --> 00:47:13.296
But if multiple folks
come forward,

733
00:47:13.298 --> 00:47:15.464
multiple folks
who witnessed these murders,

734
00:47:15.466 --> 00:47:17.366
there is no one target!

735
00:47:17.368 --> 00:47:20.369
What makes someone a target
is not the shooter.

736
00:47:20.371 --> 00:47:21.838
Man:
<i> That's right!</i>

737
00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:25.141
What makes someone a target
is the community

738
00:47:25.143 --> 00:47:28.144
that surrenders to fear...

739
00:47:28.146 --> 00:47:29.979
Woman:
<i> Yes!</i>

740
00:47:29.981 --> 00:47:32.481
...and becomes silent.

741
00:47:32.483 --> 00:47:35.618
That's why
we at St. Sabina

742
00:47:35.620 --> 00:47:38.621
must put out
a $5,000 reward

743
00:47:38.623 --> 00:47:41.624
for information
leading to the arrest

744
00:47:41.626 --> 00:47:44.527
of Patti's killer
or any killer!

745
00:47:44.529 --> 00:47:47.964
Because we need to say
loud and clear,

746
00:47:47.966 --> 00:47:49.966
"you cannot murder
our children!"

747
00:47:49.968 --> 00:47:52.001
You cannot murder
our children,

748
00:47:52.003 --> 00:47:55.171
then go back to the crib,
turn on "sportscenter,"

749
00:47:55.173 --> 00:47:59.008
eat a whopper and fries,
and act like nothing
ever happened.

750
00:47:59.010 --> 00:48:02.612
We will not allow
this self-inflicted
genocide to continue.

751
00:48:02.614 --> 00:48:06.282
We will not allow
this self-inflicted
genocide to continue.

752
00:48:06.284 --> 00:48:09.018
This is a disgrace!
This is a disgrace!

753
00:48:09.020 --> 00:48:11.554
Patti lives!
Patti lives!

754
00:48:11.556 --> 00:48:14.290
And Patti
will have justice!

755
00:48:14.292 --> 00:48:16.659
- Do you have faith?
- Crowd: Yes!

756
00:48:16.661 --> 00:48:19.028
- Do you want justice?
- Yes!

757
00:48:19.030 --> 00:48:21.197
Are you willing
to get up and walk?

758
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:23.165
- Yes!
- Get up!

759
00:48:23.167 --> 00:48:25.434
Hope wins!

760
00:48:25.436 --> 00:48:27.470
Peace wins!

761
00:48:27.472 --> 00:48:29.372
- Goodness...
- Wins!

762
00:48:29.374 --> 00:48:31.574
- Righteousness...
- Wins!

763
00:48:31.576 --> 00:48:33.476
- Love!
- Wins!

764
00:48:33.478 --> 00:48:35.611
- Love!
- Wins!

765
00:48:35.613 --> 00:48:38.214
- Love!
- Wins!

766
00:48:38.216 --> 00:48:42.084
- -<i> All right, father Mike!</i>

767
00:50:42.240 --> 00:50:44.206
What up, what up?

768
00:50:51.182 --> 00:50:53.682
Man, you got a lot of stuff
out here on this table.

769
00:50:53.684 --> 00:50:55.384
You got everything going,
don't you?

770
00:50:55.386 --> 00:50:57.053
Pssh.

771
00:50:57.055 --> 00:51:01.357
Man, you got the Lane
and you're blowing?

772
00:51:01.359 --> 00:51:03.359
That's too much, man.

773
00:51:03.361 --> 00:51:07.763
Yeah, just trying
to keep my mind off
that bullshit.

774
00:51:07.765 --> 00:51:11.367
Spinner:
<i> Man, I don't want you to be</i>
<i> fucked up like me, man.</i>

775
00:51:11.369 --> 00:51:13.436
<i> Walk around</i>
<i> being in a chair.</i>

776
00:51:13.438 --> 00:51:15.271
<i> Can't move your legs.</i>

777
00:51:15.273 --> 00:51:18.207
<i> Got to wear</i>
<i> a motherfucking</i>
<i> undergarment.</i>

778
00:51:18.209 --> 00:51:22.278
<i> Fucking shitting</i>
<i> and pissing on yourself</i>
<i> for nothing.</i>

779
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:25.314
Got to put
these damn braces on,

780
00:51:25.316 --> 00:51:27.850
these motherfuckers,
every day.

781
00:51:27.852 --> 00:51:30.486
These are reminders.
And for what?

782
00:51:30.488 --> 00:51:32.421
If I wanna throw
the "s" up?

783
00:51:34.558 --> 00:51:37.760
Man, you gotta--
we gotta wake up, man.

784
00:51:37.762 --> 00:51:39.295
<i> Look at me, man.</i>

785
00:51:39.297 --> 00:51:40.763
<i> Fucking tired</i>
<i> of this shit, man.</i>

786
00:51:40.765 --> 00:51:42.398
<i> Gave my whole life</i>
<i> to this shit,</i>

787
00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:44.233
<i> and I ain't got</i>
<i> nothing in return.</i>

788
00:51:44.235 --> 00:51:47.403
This shit here,
this trojan-spartan shit,

789
00:51:47.405 --> 00:51:50.372
man, we gotta--
we gotta slow
this shit down, man.

790
00:51:50.374 --> 00:51:53.576
My son got shot.
He in a wheelchair now.

791
00:51:53.578 --> 00:51:55.878
Quadriplegic.

792
00:51:55.880 --> 00:51:58.280
Cat just stood over him,
capped him.

793
00:51:58.282 --> 00:52:00.416
- - 14 times.

794
00:52:00.418 --> 00:52:02.284
For what?

795
00:52:02.286 --> 00:52:06.388
Man, this ain't living.
This ain't life.

796
00:52:06.390 --> 00:52:08.724
Chi, we gotta do
something different, bro.

797
00:52:10.861 --> 00:52:12.428
We gotta do
something different.

798
00:52:12.430 --> 00:52:14.430
I don't wake up
every day to get high,

799
00:52:14.432 --> 00:52:17.266
to cry,
go to funerals.

800
00:52:17.268 --> 00:52:19.168
Ain't you tired
of this shit, man?

801
00:52:23.140 --> 00:52:25.241
I mean,
don't you wanna do
something different?

802
00:53:11.488 --> 00:53:14.657
At first,
i thought you
were all insane.

803
00:53:14.659 --> 00:53:17.793
But on further review,

804
00:53:17.795 --> 00:53:20.696
as a man who's taken
a vow of celibacy,

805
00:53:20.698 --> 00:53:22.798
I know the power
of the sexual appetite.

806
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:24.633
I know this fruit
is ripe.

807
00:53:24.635 --> 00:53:27.369
But understand,
your ruse won't
bring a truce.

808
00:53:27.371 --> 00:53:28.771
Well, what will bring peace?

809
00:53:28.773 --> 00:53:31.674
How about a job?
Affordable housing.

810
00:53:31.676 --> 00:53:33.976
A good education.
Purpose, hope.

811
00:53:33.978 --> 00:53:35.678
There's a lot
of hate out there.

812
00:53:35.680 --> 00:53:38.247
A lot of self-hate.
A lot of racial hate.

813
00:53:38.249 --> 00:53:39.682
That Charleston massacre?

814
00:53:39.684 --> 00:53:40.983
Murdered at
a prayer meeting.

815
00:53:40.985 --> 00:53:42.952
- Hate crimes.
- Assassinations.

816
00:53:42.954 --> 00:53:44.353
Domestic terrorists.

817
00:53:44.355 --> 00:53:45.854
South kakalaki.

818
00:53:45.856 --> 00:53:48.357
First to secede,
last to concede.

819
00:53:48.359 --> 00:53:51.293
They built the citadel
to take on mother Emanuel.

820
00:53:51.295 --> 00:53:53.395
It's the oldest
ame church in the south,

821
00:53:53.397 --> 00:53:55.998
founded by
Denmark vesey in 1822.

822
00:53:56.000 --> 00:53:58.534
Their heritage
is white supremacy,
through and through.

823
00:53:58.536 --> 00:54:00.903
That evil young klansman
dylann storm roof?

824
00:54:01.973 --> 00:54:03.005
He's the proof.

825
00:54:03.007 --> 00:54:04.540
Post-racial-- poof.

826
00:54:04.542 --> 00:54:06.308
Storm wants
his country back.

827
00:54:06.310 --> 00:54:08.444
- Storm ain't getting it.
- It ain't his!

828
00:54:08.446 --> 00:54:10.312
Storm is from
a way of hate,

829
00:54:10.314 --> 00:54:11.780
and we may not
be able to relate.

830
00:54:11.782 --> 00:54:15.017
Those murders came from
a lower Carolina state.

831
00:54:15.019 --> 00:54:18.754
Historically speaking,
evil's in that boy's blood.

832
00:54:18.756 --> 00:54:21.023
Well, now,
the brothas
on the block?

833
00:54:21.025 --> 00:54:23.759
They do the white man's
murderous bidding for him.

834
00:54:23.761 --> 00:54:26.395
Now, that form of hate,
we can't translate.

835
00:54:26.397 --> 00:54:27.730
It enunciates.

836
00:54:27.732 --> 00:54:32.368
But I will
exterminate myself,
my kind, me!

837
00:54:32.370 --> 00:54:34.003
Us.

838
00:54:35.739 --> 00:54:37.740
The question remains.

839
00:54:37.742 --> 00:54:40.476
Can your plan
save us from us?

840
00:54:46.750 --> 00:54:48.584
Man:
Company, halt!

841
00:54:48.586 --> 00:54:50.486
- About face!
- Ain't that your boy?

842
00:54:50.488 --> 00:54:52.821
<i> General king Kong?</i>

843
00:54:52.823 --> 00:54:54.423
He wishes.

844
00:54:54.425 --> 00:54:56.358
That's why I quit.

845
00:54:56.360 --> 00:54:58.927
Lysistrata:
<i> You know, John brown</i>
<i> raided an armory</i>

846
00:54:58.929 --> 00:55:02.031
<i> at Harper's ferry</i>
<i> when he freed the slaves.</i>

847
00:55:02.033 --> 00:55:04.533
Show me what you're made of.
Right here, right now!

848
00:55:04.535 --> 00:55:05.934
Assume the position!

849
00:55:21.084 --> 00:55:22.751
General king Kong?

850
00:55:24.621 --> 00:55:25.921
I wan to enlist.

851
00:55:27.957 --> 00:55:29.625
Young lady,

852
00:55:29.627 --> 00:55:32.394
speak to one of our
recruiting sergeants.

853
00:55:32.396 --> 00:55:34.963
No, general!

854
00:55:34.965 --> 00:55:39.635
My bestie rasheeda,
she served under you.

855
00:55:39.637 --> 00:55:43.706
She told me,
"get behind that
general king Kong."

856
00:55:43.708 --> 00:55:46.342
Said you's
a commanding officer.

857
00:55:48.378 --> 00:55:51.113
Young lady...

858
00:55:51.115 --> 00:55:53.449
May I speak to you
in private?

859
00:56:03.393 --> 00:56:06.428
<i> Dick, h.W.,</i>

860
00:56:06.430 --> 00:56:08.497
<i> rice-a-roni, w.,</i>

861
00:56:08.499 --> 00:56:09.732
<i> rummy.</i>

862
00:56:09.734 --> 00:56:11.834
No Clinton?

863
00:56:11.836 --> 00:56:14.837
Where's president
Hussein Obama?

864
00:56:14.839 --> 00:56:17.139
I'd rather
have an African lion
in the white house,

865
00:56:17.141 --> 00:56:18.774
than a lyin' African.

866
00:56:20.845 --> 00:56:23.779
You're too funny,
general.

867
00:56:23.781 --> 00:56:26.949
Young lady, I'm about
to show you something

868
00:56:26.951 --> 00:56:29.852
few people have seen.

869
00:56:29.854 --> 00:56:32.755
This is one of the most
important artifacts
of the civil war,

870
00:56:32.757 --> 00:56:35.524
affectionately known
as whistling dick

871
00:56:35.526 --> 00:56:37.159
because
of the terrifying
sound it made

872
00:56:37.161 --> 00:56:40.162
when it went off
and wreaked its deadly havoc.

873
00:56:40.164 --> 00:56:43.165
Saved our rebs
time and time again.

874
00:56:43.167 --> 00:56:47.035
What do you call this,
general?

875
00:56:47.037 --> 00:56:48.871
The rammer.

876
00:56:48.873 --> 00:56:51.874
Let me show you
how it works.

877
00:56:51.876 --> 00:56:52.908
Oh! Oh!

878
00:56:52.910 --> 00:56:56.044
Shove it in the hole
like so.

879
00:56:56.046 --> 00:56:59.748
- Push it down real low,
as far as it will go.
- Uh-huh.

880
00:56:59.750 --> 00:57:03.118
- And you
pull it out real slow.

881
00:57:04.921 --> 00:57:07.022
Look at you, general!

882
00:57:08.725 --> 00:57:10.025
Oh!

883
00:57:11.194 --> 00:57:12.194
Oh!

884
00:57:12.196 --> 00:57:14.029
I'm always prepared.

885
00:57:14.031 --> 00:57:16.098
Sucky sucky now.

886
00:57:16.100 --> 00:57:19.902
Oh, you know
what would get me
really alabamy hot?

887
00:57:19.904 --> 00:57:21.437
What? What?
Tell me.

888
00:57:21.439 --> 00:57:22.738
- Hand to hand?
- Oh, no.

889
00:57:22.740 --> 00:57:26.642
Watch you mount
old whistling dick.

890
00:57:26.644 --> 00:57:28.911
- Ride it?
- Oh, yeah.

891
00:57:28.913 --> 00:57:32.214
Yeah, like you old
general stonewall Jackson

892
00:57:32.216 --> 00:57:35.517
coming to rescue
little old darkie me
from those Yankees.

893
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:37.786
- It would turn you on?
- Yeah.

894
00:57:37.788 --> 00:57:40.055
I'm not just
whistling Dixie.

895
00:57:41.825 --> 00:57:43.759
Oh!
Whoo!

896
00:57:43.761 --> 00:57:45.894
Here we go!
Come on!

897
00:57:45.896 --> 00:57:47.629
- Ride it.
- Yeah.

898
00:57:47.631 --> 00:57:50.165
- Ride it.
You like that?
- Yeah, come on.

899
00:57:50.167 --> 00:57:51.166
Yeah!

900
00:57:51.168 --> 00:57:53.469
Let that pretty
black steel

901
00:57:53.471 --> 00:57:56.238
ride up
your pretty pelvis.

902
00:57:56.240 --> 00:57:58.474
Son of a bitch,
this is good.

903
00:57:58.476 --> 00:58:00.809
This is good.
Yeah!

904
00:58:00.811 --> 00:58:03.712
- You like that?
- Now come here,
you black stallion.

905
00:58:03.714 --> 00:58:05.581
It's time to light
this Cannon.

906
00:58:05.583 --> 00:58:07.883
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
One more thing.

907
00:58:07.885 --> 00:58:09.785
What?

908
00:58:09.787 --> 00:58:11.987
Now this right here,
general,

909
00:58:11.989 --> 00:58:14.223
this'll really
turn me on.

910
00:58:16.259 --> 00:58:19.661
But I'm blind.

911
00:58:19.663 --> 00:58:21.864
- I'm blind.
- Yes, you are.

912
00:58:21.866 --> 00:58:24.132
Here, now give me
those hands.

913
00:58:24.134 --> 00:58:26.168
You want my fingertips?

914
00:58:26.170 --> 00:58:27.803
What you gonna
do with them?

915
00:58:27.805 --> 00:58:30.138
I want all of you.
Oh, you like that?

916
00:58:30.140 --> 00:58:32.140
Yeah, that's so sweet.

917
00:58:32.142 --> 00:58:35.077
- Sweetie, come on.
- Feel that?

918
00:58:35.079 --> 00:58:37.613
Now you mine now,
general.

919
00:58:37.615 --> 00:58:39.281
Yeah, here we go.

920
00:58:39.283 --> 00:58:41.517
Yeah!

921
00:58:43.052 --> 00:58:44.653
I'm your whistling dick.

922
00:58:44.655 --> 00:58:46.288
I'm your little
whistling dick.

923
00:58:46.290 --> 00:58:48.090
- <i> Whistle.</i>

924
00:58:48.092 --> 00:58:51.527
<i> Whistle like</i>
<i> you want it, baby.</i>

925
00:58:51.529 --> 00:58:54.162
Now come here, you little
nappy-headed ho.

926
00:58:54.164 --> 00:58:56.031
Come on, mama.

927
00:58:56.033 --> 00:58:58.800
Bring it,
my little burr head.

928
00:58:58.802 --> 00:59:00.202
Come on.

929
00:59:00.204 --> 00:59:02.104
Here we go.

930
00:59:06.209 --> 00:59:08.076
Wait a minute.

931
00:59:09.546 --> 00:59:13.148
What in tarnation
is this?

932
00:59:13.150 --> 00:59:15.918
This is an act
of treason.

933
00:59:18.155 --> 00:59:20.656
You a black
nigra Isis.

934
00:59:51.588 --> 00:59:53.655
Come on! Come on!

935
00:59:53.657 --> 00:59:56.124
Move it! Move it!
Move it! Move it!
Move it!

936
00:59:57.226 --> 00:59:59.261
- Go! Go!
- Freeze!

937
00:59:59.263 --> 01:00:02.230
Man: Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!

938
01:00:02.232 --> 01:00:04.833
Please, don't shoot.
Don't shoot!

939
01:00:04.835 --> 01:00:07.903
- Move! Move!

940
01:00:18.781 --> 01:00:22.951
Is this the police
or seal team two?

941
01:00:22.953 --> 01:00:24.853
And you're surprised
there's derision?

942
01:00:24.855 --> 01:00:27.189
If this was
your neighborhood,
what would you do?

943
01:00:27.191 --> 01:00:28.890
Look at all
this weaponry.

944
01:00:28.892 --> 01:00:31.727
Shit look like an invasion,
not a persuasion.

945
01:00:31.729 --> 01:00:34.062
All this for some
unarmed women of color?

946
01:00:34.064 --> 01:00:36.965
I think something got lost
in translation.

947
01:00:36.967 --> 01:00:39.668
They say they come
to protect and serve,

948
01:00:39.670 --> 01:00:42.170
but the real truth is
they get the chance,

949
01:00:42.172 --> 01:00:45.407
they treat these girls
like Eric garner
selling loosies.

950
01:00:45.409 --> 01:00:47.909
Let's get truthy.

951
01:00:47.911 --> 01:00:50.278
Cops and gangs,

952
01:00:50.280 --> 01:00:53.115
black and brown folks
stuck in the middle.

953
01:00:53.117 --> 01:00:54.883
Shit's on fire, y'all.

954
01:00:54.885 --> 01:00:56.818
I can hear
nero's fiddle.

955
01:00:56.820 --> 01:00:59.054
Can't trust the police.

956
01:00:59.056 --> 01:01:01.289
Afraid of the gangs.

957
01:01:01.291 --> 01:01:05.794
This whole motherfucking
thing is insane.

958
01:01:05.796 --> 01:01:08.163
What happened
to the officer
on the beat?

959
01:01:08.165 --> 01:01:11.833
And this banger sure ain't
mama nem's little treat.

960
01:01:15.905 --> 01:01:17.906
Miss Helen:
<i> First I wanna thank you all</i>
<i> for showing up.</i>

961
01:01:17.908 --> 01:01:20.342
<i> We all know that enough</i>
<i> is enough and too much stinks,</i>

962
01:01:20.344 --> 01:01:23.712
<i> so we need to come together</i>
<i> in agreement about this oath.</i>

963
01:01:23.714 --> 01:01:25.414
Woman:
<i> What oath?</i>

964
01:01:25.416 --> 01:01:28.417
Miss Helen:
<i> Swearing off</i>
<i> the one-eyed monster.</i>

965
01:01:28.419 --> 01:01:29.951
Women:
What?

966
01:01:29.953 --> 01:01:32.354
Miss Helen,
as an attorney,
i know the trip.

967
01:01:32.356 --> 01:01:35.223
I convict our youngsters
to this new slave ship.

968
01:01:35.225 --> 01:01:38.393
If I do take the oath,
how will it sink
that bloody boat?

969
01:01:38.395 --> 01:01:40.262
Althea, it won't work.

970
01:01:40.264 --> 01:01:43.065
You just like
having your man
by the Jackie Robinsons.

971
01:01:43.067 --> 01:01:46.968
Right, and that's why
sugar pie man don't stray.

972
01:01:46.970 --> 01:01:49.104
I keeps that bone dry

973
01:01:49.106 --> 01:01:51.907
and also keep myself
looking fly.

974
01:01:51.909 --> 01:01:55.277
Oh, so that's why you wear
them too-tight numbers

975
01:01:55.279 --> 01:01:57.879
and fishnets
or Daisy Dukes.

976
01:01:57.881 --> 01:02:01.383
Big old ripple up ass
hanging all out the shoot.

977
01:02:01.385 --> 01:02:03.952
Oh, y'all wanna laugh?

978
01:02:03.954 --> 01:02:06.254
It's funny?
Little broke ass
destiny's child over here.

979
01:02:06.256 --> 01:02:08.957
You wanna laugh?
Don't talk about
my big ass.

980
01:02:08.959 --> 01:02:11.960
We all got some bumps
and bruises and cigarette
burns on asses.

981
01:02:11.962 --> 01:02:14.229
- Speak for yourself.
- What about you and your man?

982
01:02:14.231 --> 01:02:16.264
Old Duke wanna hit
that big butt,

983
01:02:16.266 --> 01:02:17.432
you ain't gonna
give it up?

984
01:02:17.434 --> 01:02:19.334
Ole Duke and me
is separated.

985
01:02:19.336 --> 01:02:22.037
Girl, please.
You still wanna hit that.

986
01:02:22.039 --> 01:02:23.905
Even if I did,
which I don't,

987
01:02:23.907 --> 01:02:25.941
I will not violate
the oath.

988
01:02:25.943 --> 01:02:28.977
Now, sisters, come on.
This isn't a joke.

989
01:02:28.979 --> 01:02:31.847
We all have
a stake in this fray.
You know mine.

990
01:02:31.849 --> 01:02:34.015
So forget about
your personal needs.

991
01:02:34.017 --> 01:02:37.185
I'll be damned
if another child bleeds.

992
01:02:37.187 --> 01:02:41.123
Oh, Dr. miss aesop
has the floor.

993
01:02:41.125 --> 01:02:43.792
A woman wise
beyond her years.

994
01:02:43.794 --> 01:02:47.028
Maybe she can help us
dry this river of tears.

995
01:02:47.030 --> 01:02:52.167
As a pediatrician
for 50 years,

996
01:02:52.169 --> 01:02:55.370
I was dedicated
to preserving life.

997
01:02:55.372 --> 01:02:59.407
God, nature,
the higher power

998
01:02:59.409 --> 01:03:01.510
put more nerves
in a man's thing

999
01:03:01.512 --> 01:03:04.146
than he ever did
in his brain.

1000
01:03:04.148 --> 01:03:08.517
Thus, the women
must save the babies.

1001
01:03:10.419 --> 01:03:12.287
Save the babies.

1002
01:03:12.289 --> 01:03:16.958
It's time to get that gate
of motherhood locked up.

1003
01:03:16.960 --> 01:03:18.260
- Lock it up.
- Lock it up.

1004
01:03:18.262 --> 01:03:19.861
- Lock it up.
- Lock it up.

1005
01:03:19.863 --> 01:03:21.396
- Lock it up.
- Lock it up.

1006
01:03:21.398 --> 01:03:23.999
- Women:
Lock it up! Lock it up!
- Hold up, hold up.

1007
01:03:24.001 --> 01:03:26.201
Hold the fuck up!

1008
01:03:26.203 --> 01:03:29.938
If I lose my man,
I'm gonna cut all
of y'all.

1009
01:03:29.940 --> 01:03:31.940
Shit!

1010
01:03:31.942 --> 01:03:33.875
Fuck it.

1011
01:03:33.877 --> 01:03:35.410
Lock it up.

1012
01:03:35.412 --> 01:03:38.847
Knights of euphrates,
these females

1013
01:03:38.849 --> 01:03:40.882
think this is gonna
stop the gangs.

1014
01:03:40.884 --> 01:03:43.552
Ain't this a blip?
Silly rabbits on
a stone-cold trip.

1015
01:03:43.554 --> 01:03:46.922
I told sugar pie
before I left the house,

1016
01:03:46.924 --> 01:03:49.891
Apollo ain't
no goddamn mouse.

1017
01:03:49.893 --> 01:03:51.326
She don't want
to give it up,

1018
01:03:51.328 --> 01:03:54.396
I'll find me some
brand-new fresh ass butt.

1019
01:03:54.398 --> 01:03:56.231
There's too much ass
for all that trash.

1020
01:03:58.368 --> 01:04:00.001
Hey, ain't y'all heard?

1021
01:04:00.003 --> 01:04:02.337
The phone sex women,
they honoring the strike.

1022
01:04:02.339 --> 01:04:04.940
And the porno
all closing the nookie.

1023
01:04:04.942 --> 01:04:06.541
I mean, not even
a fucking lookie.

1024
01:04:06.543 --> 01:04:09.511
Fellas,
they shutting it all down
tighter than fish pussy.

1025
01:04:09.513 --> 01:04:11.213
And you know that shit
is waterproof.

1026
01:04:11.215 --> 01:04:13.014
Waterproof.
Tight, tight.

1027
01:04:13.016 --> 01:04:14.616
What you gotta say,
oedipus?

1028
01:04:14.618 --> 01:04:16.551
Well, I asked
my mommy last night

1029
01:04:16.553 --> 01:04:18.453
and she said
the women are right.

1030
01:04:18.455 --> 01:04:20.322
- Your mommy?
- Yes.

1031
01:04:20.324 --> 01:04:23.058
Skinny nigga, sometimes
i think you married
to your damn mommy.

1032
01:04:23.060 --> 01:04:25.560
Well, I love my mother
and my mommy loves me.

1033
01:04:25.562 --> 01:04:29.631
Gentlemen, I am proud
to say that I was breast-fed
till I was 12 years old.

1034
01:04:31.301 --> 01:04:33.134
Tmi.

1035
01:04:33.136 --> 01:04:35.136
<i> I hear some straight</i>
<i> dude's been making</i>

1036
01:04:35.138 --> 01:04:38.139
late-night appearances
on "queer sex for
the straight guy."

1037
01:04:38.141 --> 01:04:40.075
Yeah, and the brothers
on the down low,

1038
01:04:40.077 --> 01:04:42.077
even they saying
no blow.

1039
01:04:42.079 --> 01:04:44.012
Nigga,
what did you say?

1040
01:04:44.014 --> 01:04:45.347
How I know that,
i don't know.

1041
01:04:45.349 --> 01:04:48.583
Well, at my age,
i thought my missus

1042
01:04:48.585 --> 01:04:50.285
was just a pest.

1043
01:04:50.287 --> 01:04:54.222
But lord have mercy,
she's a sexual terrorist.

1044
01:04:54.224 --> 01:04:56.024
And who do we have
to blame?

1045
01:04:56.026 --> 01:04:57.425
- Oprah?
- Women's lib?

1046
01:04:57.427 --> 01:04:59.261
Uppity ass women!

1047
01:04:59.263 --> 01:05:01.263
Let's give them frails

1048
01:05:01.265 --> 01:05:03.098
a dose of they own
damn tail.

1049
01:05:03.100 --> 01:05:05.000
We'll let them
twilly tarts know

1050
01:05:05.002 --> 01:05:07.535
who makes them groan
and moan and hoot.

1051
01:05:07.537 --> 01:05:09.004
And bring home
the damn loot.

1052
01:05:09.006 --> 01:05:10.472
So what we gonna do,
ole Duke?

1053
01:05:10.474 --> 01:05:12.240
We took
those flags once.

1054
01:05:12.242 --> 01:05:13.608
We can take 'em again.

1055
01:05:13.610 --> 01:05:16.511
Poindexter's old, unh,
but he can still go.

1056
01:05:16.513 --> 01:05:19.047
- You saying do it ourselves?
- That's the plan, Stan.

1057
01:05:19.049 --> 01:05:21.683
Unless you always wanna
have that in your
greasy old hand.

1058
01:05:21.685 --> 01:05:23.285
Knights of euphrates,
rise up.

1059
01:05:26.055 --> 01:05:27.622
Like the battles
of the past,

1060
01:05:27.624 --> 01:05:31.092
we shall come together
to whup some female ass.

1061
01:05:31.094 --> 01:05:33.161
Let us not stand
for their flapping lips

1062
01:05:33.163 --> 01:05:35.330
nor their chronic
nagging bullshit.

1063
01:05:35.332 --> 01:05:37.299
- Are we mice or men?
- Men: Men!

1064
01:05:37.301 --> 01:05:39.534
We shall redeem
the power of our breed

1065
01:05:39.536 --> 01:05:43.104
with one mighty thrust
into the misty mist
and the dusky dusky.

1066
01:05:43.106 --> 01:05:46.041
- What makes a muskrat
guard his musk?
- Courage!

1067
01:05:46.043 --> 01:05:48.476
- What makes the sphinx
the seventh wonder?
- Courage!

1068
01:05:48.478 --> 01:05:51.212
- What makes the dawn
come up like thunder?
- Courage!

1069
01:05:51.214 --> 01:05:53.315
What makes Venus
hottentot so hot?

1070
01:05:53.317 --> 01:05:55.617
What puts the dance
in the robot?

1071
01:05:55.619 --> 01:05:57.485
What we got
that they ain't got?

1072
01:05:58.521 --> 01:05:59.688
Courage?

1073
01:05:59.690 --> 01:06:02.090
Fuck, no. A dick.
Blue balls.

1074
01:06:04.394 --> 01:06:07.495
Reporter: Miss Helen,
i see you out here with
all these ladies today.

1075
01:06:07.497 --> 01:06:09.164
What do you hope
to accomplish?

1076
01:06:09.166 --> 01:06:11.299
Lysistrata's platform
coincides

1077
01:06:11.301 --> 01:06:14.402
with the mayor's
10-point plan to end
gun violence.

1078
01:06:14.404 --> 01:06:16.604
Her demands
are our demands.

1079
01:06:16.606 --> 01:06:19.074
Why do you think
your demands and your plan

1080
01:06:19.076 --> 01:06:20.608
will work better than what
the mayor has put forward?

1081
01:06:20.610 --> 01:06:23.378
Because we have one,
and it's to save
our children.

1082
01:06:23.380 --> 01:06:25.981
We need to stop
this violence
in the street.

1083
01:06:25.983 --> 01:06:29.150
He's distracted.
He has many things
that he's concerned about.

1084
01:06:29.152 --> 01:06:31.052
We are concerned
about our babies

1085
01:06:31.054 --> 01:06:34.389
and we are talking
to our men in our homes
in the bedroom.

1086
01:06:34.391 --> 01:06:35.757
I think they'll
listen then.

1087
01:06:35.759 --> 01:06:37.225
I ain't in no gang.

1088
01:06:37.227 --> 01:06:39.260
You telling me you gonna
stop giving my girl

1089
01:06:39.262 --> 01:06:41.463
from giving me what I need
because your man

1090
01:06:41.465 --> 01:06:44.232
is the leader of the gang
and he out there shooting
and killing?

1091
01:06:44.234 --> 01:06:47.369
- Don't make sense.
- I don't understand that.
I ain't a part of that party.

1092
01:06:47.371 --> 01:06:49.671
I'm old enough to know
that I'm supposed to do
what I'm supposed to do.

1093
01:06:49.673 --> 01:06:52.007
She old enough
to know she's supposed to do
what she's supposed to do.

1094
01:06:52.009 --> 01:06:53.775
Now, them young kids,
they the ones out here
tripping like that.

1095
01:06:53.777 --> 01:06:56.077
No peace, no pussy.

1096
01:06:56.079 --> 01:06:57.746
Women, you need us.

1097
01:06:57.748 --> 01:06:59.681
Do your duty
and drop that Booty.

1098
01:06:59.683 --> 01:07:03.585
No peace, no pussy.
Negotiate and copulate.

1099
01:07:03.587 --> 01:07:05.420
Women, you need us.

1100
01:07:05.422 --> 01:07:07.222
Do your duty
and drop that Booty.

1101
01:07:07.224 --> 01:07:11.426
No peace, no pussy.
Negotiate and copulate.

1102
01:07:11.428 --> 01:07:15.030
Women, you need us.
Do your duty and drop
that Booty.

1103
01:07:15.032 --> 01:07:19.034
No peace, no pussy.
Negotiate and copulate.

1104
01:07:19.036 --> 01:07:21.202
- - That's where they are.

1105
01:07:21.204 --> 01:07:24.072
We can bring a team here

1106
01:07:24.074 --> 01:07:27.242
all the way across
by the main underneath

1107
01:07:27.244 --> 01:07:29.144
and surprise them.

1108
01:07:29.146 --> 01:07:30.712
I wonder
who sent him.

1109
01:07:30.714 --> 01:07:32.781
So what is this, chief?

1110
01:07:32.783 --> 01:07:35.483
At approximately
1500 hours,

1111
01:07:35.485 --> 01:07:38.319
75 women took possession
of the armory.

1112
01:07:38.321 --> 01:07:40.789
They had hostages,
they released them.

1113
01:07:40.791 --> 01:07:42.690
- Women did this?
- Black and brown women.

1114
01:07:42.692 --> 01:07:45.493
- Black and brown women?
- Just black and brown women.

1115
01:07:45.495 --> 01:07:46.694
- How many dead?
- Zero.

1116
01:07:46.696 --> 01:07:48.129
- Just wounded?
- Nada.

1117
01:07:48.131 --> 01:07:49.431
They packing
some big muscle, huh?

1118
01:07:49.433 --> 01:07:51.099
No, sir, they appear
to be unarmed.

1119
01:07:51.101 --> 01:07:53.134
- How many?
- Approximately 75, sir.

1120
01:07:53.136 --> 01:07:57.372
Are you telling me
that 75 black and brown women

1121
01:07:57.374 --> 01:08:01.276
took a United States
military armory unarmed?

1122
01:08:01.278 --> 01:08:03.178
Yes, sir.

1123
01:08:03.180 --> 01:08:06.114
"No peace, no pussy."

1124
01:08:06.116 --> 01:08:08.450
What the hell
is going on, riptide?

1125
01:08:11.354 --> 01:08:14.522
Don't let that foolishness
outside scare you.

1126
01:08:14.524 --> 01:08:18.493
The armory
is our chastity belt.

1127
01:08:18.495 --> 01:08:21.563
I will deny all rights

1128
01:08:21.565 --> 01:08:23.631
of access or entrance...

1129
01:08:23.633 --> 01:08:28.870
Women:
I will deny all rights
of access or entrance...

1130
01:08:28.872 --> 01:08:32.807
...to every husband, lover,
or male acquaintance...

1131
01:08:32.809 --> 01:08:36.711
Women:
...To every husband, lover,
or male acquaintance...

1132
01:08:36.713 --> 01:08:39.747
...who comes to my direction
in erection.

1133
01:08:39.749 --> 01:08:42.717
Women:
...Who comes to my direction
in erection.

1134
01:08:42.719 --> 01:08:46.721
If he should force me to lay
on that conjugal couch...

1135
01:08:46.723 --> 01:08:50.358
Women:
If he should force me to lay
on that conjugal couch...

1136
01:08:50.360 --> 01:08:52.393
...i will refuse
his stroke

1137
01:08:52.395 --> 01:08:54.496
and not give up
that nappy pouch.

1138
01:08:54.498 --> 01:08:56.598
Women:
...I will refuse
his stroke

1139
01:08:56.600 --> 01:08:58.500
and not give up
that nappy pouch.

1140
01:08:58.502 --> 01:09:01.870
I will not lift my house shoes
to touch thy thatch...

1141
01:09:01.872 --> 01:09:05.306
Women:
I will not lift my house shoes
to touch thy thatch...

1142
01:09:05.308 --> 01:09:08.843
...or submit hangdog
and part with the snatch.

1143
01:09:08.845 --> 01:09:12.313
Women:
...Or submit hangdog
and part with the snatch.

1144
01:09:12.315 --> 01:09:14.149
No peace, no pussy.

1145
01:09:14.151 --> 01:09:15.917
Women:
No peace, no pussy.

1146
01:09:15.919 --> 01:09:17.919
- Lock it up!
- Women: Lock it up!

1147
01:09:17.921 --> 01:09:19.787
Lock it up!
Lock it up!

1148
01:09:19.789 --> 01:09:22.423
Lock it up! Lock it up!
Lock it up!

1149
01:09:22.425 --> 01:09:24.926
Hello?

1150
01:09:24.928 --> 01:09:26.694
Man:
<i> Jesus h. Christ.</i>

1151
01:09:26.696 --> 01:09:28.530
-<i> Mr. mayor. </i>
- Hang on.

1152
01:09:28.532 --> 01:09:30.932
Everybody out
there in the world,
take this, too.

1153
01:09:30.934 --> 01:09:32.734
You're part of this.
Take this vow.

1154
01:09:32.736 --> 01:09:36.337
Did you know this woman
used to work for my office?

1155
01:09:36.339 --> 01:09:37.572
No, I didn't know that,
your honor.

1156
01:09:37.574 --> 01:09:39.207
It's your job
to know!

1157
01:09:39.209 --> 01:09:40.775
She was a secretary.

1158
01:09:40.777 --> 01:09:42.610
But she's not typing
letters anymore.

1159
01:09:42.612 --> 01:09:44.946
Oh, no, she's getting
the other secretaries

1160
01:09:44.948 --> 01:09:48.183
to walk off the job.
She's leading a revolt.

1161
01:09:48.185 --> 01:09:50.718
I could lose the female vote
over this stupid joke.

1162
01:09:50.720 --> 01:09:52.720
<i> Jesus, you know how I feel</i>
<i> about this baloney.</i>

1163
01:09:52.722 --> 01:09:55.256
<i> I can't afford</i>
<i> to look like a phony.</i>

1164
01:09:55.258 --> 01:09:56.858
Damned if I do,
damned if I don't.

1165
01:09:56.860 --> 01:09:58.893
Either way, I'm gonna
have a friggin' stroke.

1166
01:09:58.895 --> 01:10:01.229
- Let's see how
serious they are.
-<i> What's your meaning?</i>

1167
01:10:01.231 --> 01:10:03.498
- Perhaps we should
let them get the feeling.
-<i> The feeling?</i>

1168
01:10:03.500 --> 01:10:05.867
Instead of us breaking in,
we close them off.

1169
01:10:05.869 --> 01:10:07.669
Build a perimeter,
a wall around them.

1170
01:10:07.671 --> 01:10:09.904
- Wall?
-<i> Operation</i>
<i> hot and bothered.</i>

1171
01:10:09.906 --> 01:10:12.207
<i> Your honor, we surround</i>
<i> the armory with speakers</i>

1172
01:10:12.209 --> 01:10:14.642
<i> blasting one of those romantic</i>
<i> slow jams from the '70s.</i>

1173
01:10:14.644 --> 01:10:17.946
Those crooning brothers
will make those mommies wet
and make them wanna jet.

1174
01:10:17.948 --> 01:10:21.816
<i> Those chastity belters</i>
<i> will end their sex strike</i>
<i> and climb mount pike.</i>

1175
01:10:21.818 --> 01:10:23.785
We run the ball
right down their throats.

1176
01:10:23.787 --> 01:10:26.821
With total male pride,
mayor, you win this
with their appetite.

1177
01:10:26.823 --> 01:10:28.289
You never have to say
you were right.

1178
01:10:28.291 --> 01:10:30.425
You never attack
or call them weak.

1179
01:10:30.427 --> 01:10:33.361
- And you always
seek the peace.
- You're a deviant bastard.

1180
01:10:33.363 --> 01:10:35.530
That's why I went
into public service,
your honor.

1181
01:10:35.532 --> 01:10:39.000
Touchdown, bears!
Rah!

1182
01:10:39.002 --> 01:10:40.602
Love you.

1183
01:10:40.604 --> 01:10:43.838
No peace, no pussy!
No peace, no pussy!

1184
01:10:43.840 --> 01:10:45.640
No peace, no pussy!

1185
01:11:03.926 --> 01:11:09.030
Lysistrata! Lysistrata!
Lysistrata! Lysistrata!

1186
01:11:15.471 --> 01:11:17.805
Hello. Hi.
Good afternoon.

1187
01:11:17.807 --> 01:11:21.609
Excuse me.
Would you happen to be
Ms. Clara worthy?

1188
01:11:21.611 --> 01:11:24.746
No, sir.
And who might you be?

1189
01:11:24.748 --> 01:11:27.348
I am Mr. morrowburns.

1190
01:11:27.350 --> 01:11:28.616
How might I help you, sir?

1191
01:11:28.618 --> 01:11:31.552
Ms. Clara worthy,
is she around?

1192
01:11:31.554 --> 01:11:35.023
Is this the right address?
6328 Elizabeth Avenue, right?

1193
01:11:35.025 --> 01:11:37.792
- Yes, it is.
- Do you know
Ms. Clara worthy?

1194
01:11:37.794 --> 01:11:40.361
Well, I better.
Clara's my younger sister.

1195
01:11:40.363 --> 01:11:41.629
I'm Ms. Helen worthy.

1196
01:11:41.631 --> 01:11:43.564
Wonderful.
Pleased to meet you.

1197
01:11:43.566 --> 01:11:45.500
I love your garden.
It's very beautiful.

1198
01:11:45.502 --> 01:11:47.702
- Well, thank you.
- Is your sister here?

1199
01:11:47.704 --> 01:11:49.871
No, sir.
You just missed her.

1200
01:11:49.873 --> 01:11:52.807
Clara's going on up
to Jackson, Mississippi,
to visit our parents.

1201
01:11:52.809 --> 01:11:55.443
- You're kidding.
-<i> Yeah, she left last night.</i>

1202
01:11:55.445 --> 01:11:57.378
- I have cousins
in Jackson.
- Do you?

1203
01:11:57.380 --> 01:11:58.946
<i> I do.</i>
<i> We might be kin.</i>

1204
01:11:58.948 --> 01:12:02.016
- Might could be.
- Might could be.

1205
01:12:02.018 --> 01:12:04.852
Listen, could you give
your sister a message
for me, please?

1206
01:12:04.854 --> 01:12:07.021
Well, that's gonna
depend on the message.

1207
01:12:07.023 --> 01:12:08.323
Right.

1208
01:12:08.325 --> 01:12:10.425
- Oh.

1209
01:12:12.061 --> 01:12:15.463
Oh, red, white, and blue
insurance company.

1210
01:12:15.465 --> 01:12:17.832
We got word
in the home office
that your sister

1211
01:12:17.834 --> 01:12:21.903
has a young son,
a teenager by the name
of homer worthy.

1212
01:12:21.905 --> 01:12:26.574
<i> I came to tell</i>
<i> your sister that she</i>
<i> really should consider</i>

1213
01:12:26.576 --> 01:12:29.811
<i> taking out</i>
<i> a life insurance</i>
<i> policy on homer</i>

1214
01:12:29.813 --> 01:12:34.415
<i> because I'm sure</i>
<i> you know that young black</i>
<i> boys on the south side</i>

1215
01:12:34.417 --> 01:12:38.619
are more than likely
to be shot and/or killed.

1216
01:12:38.621 --> 01:12:41.989
<i> And so the red, white,</i>
<i> and blue insurance company</i>

1217
01:12:41.991 --> 01:12:46.561
is hoping to help
single mothers

1218
01:12:46.563 --> 01:12:49.731
like your sister
in case of a tragedy

1219
01:12:49.733 --> 01:12:53.067
<i> because, of course,</i>
<i> it's always better to be</i>
<i> safe than to be sorry.</i>

1220
01:12:53.069 --> 01:12:56.504
- Mr. burnsmorrow--
whatever your name is.
-<i> Morrowburns.</i>

1221
01:12:56.506 --> 01:12:59.006
If you don't leave here
right now right this second,

1222
01:12:59.008 --> 01:13:02.143
you're gonna need
a goddamn insurance policy
your goddamn self

1223
01:13:02.145 --> 01:13:04.979
coming up here in my garden
with this here bullshit!

1224
01:13:06.582 --> 01:13:08.916
Leave!

1225
01:13:08.918 --> 01:13:12.487
- Leave!
- It's morrowburns.

1226
01:13:12.489 --> 01:13:14.522
Do you think I give
a flying fuck

1227
01:13:14.524 --> 01:13:16.924
about your
fucked-up name?

1228
01:13:16.926 --> 01:13:18.993
Get on off
the street, man.

1229
01:13:18.995 --> 01:13:20.461
Have a nice day,
ma'am.

1230
01:13:20.463 --> 01:13:22.697
Go on back up
to the big house

1231
01:13:22.699 --> 01:13:24.732
- and you tell
them it didn't work.
- Have a nice day, ma'am.

1232
01:13:24.734 --> 01:13:27.935
Out here trying
to take advantage
of your own goddamn people.

1233
01:14:12.515 --> 01:14:15.183
Come on, ladies.
You got children.

1234
01:14:21.591 --> 01:14:24.091
If y'all have
any information,
let us know.

1235
01:14:49.151 --> 01:14:52.253
Save our babies!
Save our babies!

1236
01:14:52.255 --> 01:14:55.590
Save our babies!
Save our babies!

1237
01:14:55.592 --> 01:14:58.092
Back up, sucka.
Don't give us no smack.

1238
01:14:58.094 --> 01:15:00.928
Or we'll beat you to death
with pampers, gerbers
and similac.

1239
01:15:00.930 --> 01:15:02.897
Talk that talk,
but you're gonna jail.

1240
01:15:02.899 --> 01:15:04.532
And don't even think
about bail.

1241
01:15:04.534 --> 01:15:06.133
Who do you think
you are, Rosa parks?

1242
01:15:06.135 --> 01:15:07.535
What a damn farce.

1243
01:15:07.537 --> 01:15:09.570
Yo, we in a hurry

1244
01:15:09.572 --> 01:15:11.939
like a ferguson
or staten island jury.

1245
01:15:11.941 --> 01:15:13.708
Those judgments
were fair.

1246
01:15:13.710 --> 01:15:15.977
Look, y'all,
nobody cares.

1247
01:15:15.979 --> 01:15:18.579
Trayvon Martin.
Mike brown.

1248
01:15:18.581 --> 01:15:20.281
Tamir rice.
Walter Scott.

1249
01:15:20.283 --> 01:15:22.250
Rekia Boyd
and Freddie gray.

1250
01:15:22.252 --> 01:15:24.619
Black lives matter
every day.

1251
01:15:24.621 --> 01:15:27.255
Not just when you
trigger-happy cops
go astray.

1252
01:15:27.257 --> 01:15:30.124
<i> Dude, you think</i>
<i> sister Sandra bland</i>
<i> hung herself?</i>

1253
01:15:30.126 --> 01:15:32.026
You kill us
with impunity.

1254
01:15:32.028 --> 01:15:33.694
You give them
the opportunity.

1255
01:15:33.696 --> 01:15:35.596
'Cause we kill
each other like flies,

1256
01:15:35.598 --> 01:15:37.698
you rogue cops
think you can capitalize.

1257
01:15:37.700 --> 01:15:40.535
You thugs don't care
about each other,
why should we?

1258
01:15:40.537 --> 01:15:43.671
Thugs? Who the fuck
you calling a thug?

1259
01:15:43.673 --> 01:15:46.073
Because we are we.

1260
01:15:46.075 --> 01:15:49.977
No matter what
our problems are,
we deserve respect.

1261
01:15:49.979 --> 01:15:52.313
Even though our lives
ain't perfect,

1262
01:15:52.315 --> 01:15:54.715
we deserve respect.

1263
01:15:54.717 --> 01:15:56.951
Even though we live
in terror town,

1264
01:15:56.953 --> 01:15:58.786
- we deserve...
- Women: Respect!

1265
01:15:58.788 --> 01:16:00.721
And if you
don't understand that,

1266
01:16:00.723 --> 01:16:03.090
then, brother,
step back.

1267
01:16:03.092 --> 01:16:06.727
<i> You and your</i>
<i> Dr. Ben Carson lot.</i>

1268
01:16:08.264 --> 01:16:11.232
Chi-raq:
<i> Yeah, I'll kill that</i>
<i> for you.</i>

1269
01:16:11.234 --> 01:16:13.568
I'm a killer.
Killing that pussy, huh?

1270
01:16:13.570 --> 01:16:15.603
- Huh? Huh?
- Oh, chi-raq!

1271
01:16:15.605 --> 01:16:17.138
I'm a killer?

1272
01:16:17.140 --> 01:16:19.040
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Huh? Yeah, come!

1273
01:16:22.277 --> 01:16:25.146
How'd you learn
to make love so good?

1274
01:16:25.148 --> 01:16:28.015
Repetition.

1275
01:16:28.017 --> 01:16:31.018
They call chi-raq
the pussy magician.

1276
01:16:33.089 --> 01:16:35.256
You are crazy like glue.

1277
01:16:49.237 --> 01:16:51.906
One time...

1278
01:16:51.908 --> 01:16:54.275
I saw my mom
and this dude
getting it in...

1279
01:16:56.845 --> 01:16:59.814
Right after my daddy
got killed.

1280
01:16:59.816 --> 01:17:04.051
Dude named blue Monday
used to come around and
try to pimp on my moms.

1281
01:17:04.053 --> 01:17:06.887
She turned a few
rent tricks, I think.

1282
01:17:06.889 --> 01:17:09.123
<i> Kill me!</i>

1283
01:17:09.125 --> 01:17:11.225
<i> Kill me!</i>

1284
01:17:13.329 --> 01:17:16.030
<i> Kill me!</i>

1285
01:17:16.032 --> 01:17:19.133
<i> Kill this pussy!</i>
<i> Kill this pussy!</i>

1286
01:17:27.009 --> 01:17:29.777
Go on, nigga,
didn't I tell your
skinny black ass

1287
01:17:29.779 --> 01:17:31.912
to knock before you
come in my bedroom?

1288
01:17:31.914 --> 01:17:33.147
I'm sorry, mommy.

1289
01:17:33.149 --> 01:17:34.915
Demetrius, close
the goddamn door!

1290
01:17:34.917 --> 01:17:36.417
<i> Demetrius, go!</i>

1291
01:17:36.419 --> 01:17:38.753
Did you understand
they was making love?

1292
01:17:41.090 --> 01:17:43.391
That's what
they was doing?

1293
01:17:43.393 --> 01:17:47.194
Looked more like
fighting, fucking,
and screwing.

1294
01:17:48.797 --> 01:17:52.033
Blue Monday knew that
i saw him and moms.

1295
01:17:52.035 --> 01:17:53.968
Her name was Lucy.

1296
01:17:55.871 --> 01:17:59.006
So one day he just
pulled me aside,

1297
01:17:59.008 --> 01:18:00.841
yanked my chain,
laced me with the games,

1298
01:18:00.843 --> 01:18:02.943
showed me how to pull
bitches and everything.

1299
01:18:04.446 --> 01:18:08.282
He soft-pitched me
my first piece.

1300
01:18:08.284 --> 01:18:10.818
I was, like,
12 years old.

1301
01:18:10.820 --> 01:18:14.288
Taught me how
to be a man and shit.

1302
01:18:14.290 --> 01:18:19.026
Handed me his baddest
bottom bitch.

1303
01:18:19.028 --> 01:18:22.163
It was a present
for washing his Cadillac.

1304
01:18:22.165 --> 01:18:25.266
- My god.
- I know, right?

1305
01:18:25.268 --> 01:18:28.069
Should have got like
two or three bitches.

1306
01:18:28.071 --> 01:18:30.838
I washed the shit
out that Cadillac.

1307
01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:32.807
Where's your moms now?

1308
01:18:32.809 --> 01:18:35.409
<i> Demetrius, close</i>
<i> the goddamn door!</i>

1309
01:18:36.445 --> 01:18:39.346
Fuck off.
Talk about my mom.

1310
01:18:58.500 --> 01:19:01.469
Woman:
<i> This is an emergency.</i>

1311
01:19:01.471 --> 01:19:05.072
- We're all here
for peace, right?
- Crowd: Yeah.

1312
01:19:05.074 --> 01:19:06.440
I wanna hear you
scream for peace.

1313
01:19:06.442 --> 01:19:08.909
- Can you scream for peace?

1314
01:19:08.911 --> 01:19:11.345
'Cause that's what we want
and that's what we're about.

1315
01:19:11.347 --> 01:19:14.348
We gotta stop the killing.
We gotta stop the killing.

1316
01:19:14.350 --> 01:19:16.183
Chi-raq,
what's doing?

1317
01:19:16.185 --> 01:19:17.852
You know how
we do, tiny Tony.

1318
01:19:17.854 --> 01:19:19.053
Check it, man.
It's all there.

1319
01:19:19.055 --> 01:19:20.855
Okay, them 30 poppers.

1320
01:19:20.857 --> 01:19:22.790
All right,
yeah, spine stoppers.

1321
01:19:24.025 --> 01:19:25.192
Keep it coming
like that.

1322
01:19:25.194 --> 01:19:27.762
Appreciate it.

1323
01:19:27.764 --> 01:19:31.532
- Trojans!
- Hole in a trojan the size
of the ozone, you know?

1324
01:19:31.534 --> 01:19:34.368
Chicago's peace
is our Selma.

1325
01:19:34.370 --> 01:19:37.772
Brothers and sisters,
it is time to cross
the bridge.

1326
01:19:55.557 --> 01:19:57.858
- Put down the gun.
- Crowd: Put down the gun.

1327
01:19:57.860 --> 01:19:59.894
- Put down the gun.
- Put down the gun.

1328
01:19:59.896 --> 01:20:01.562
- Put down the gun.
- Put down the gun.

1329
01:20:01.564 --> 01:20:03.397
- Don't shoot.
- Don't shoot.

1330
01:20:03.399 --> 01:20:05.266
- Don't shoot.
- Don't shoot.

1331
01:20:05.268 --> 01:20:07.201
- Don't shoot.
- Don't shoot.

1332
01:20:07.203 --> 01:20:09.069
- Stop the violence.
- Stop the violence.

1333
01:20:09.071 --> 01:20:10.971
- Stop the violence.
- Stop the violence.

1334
01:20:10.973 --> 01:20:12.473
- What do we want?
- Peace.

1335
01:20:12.475 --> 01:20:15.342
Save our babies.
Save our babies.

1336
01:20:15.344 --> 01:20:17.812
Save our babies.
Save our babies.

1337
01:20:17.814 --> 01:20:19.380
Please, don't shoot!

1338
01:20:19.382 --> 01:20:22.449
Save our babies.
Save our babies.

1339
01:20:24.020 --> 01:20:26.921
It's dick day.
Omaha beach.

1340
01:20:26.923 --> 01:20:29.390
And uncle Sam's pulling
out everything

1341
01:20:29.392 --> 01:20:31.358
but the bedroom sheets.

1342
01:20:31.360 --> 01:20:33.894
Now they hooking up
the noriega speakers.

1343
01:20:33.896 --> 01:20:35.429
Remember Panama, y'all?

1344
01:20:35.431 --> 01:20:38.065
That was the one
before the other one

1345
01:20:38.067 --> 01:20:40.434
before the other one
as I recall.

1346
01:20:40.436 --> 01:20:42.536
Well, them atomic
woofers and tweeters

1347
01:20:42.538 --> 01:20:45.239
made general Manuel's
machete snap.

1348
01:20:45.241 --> 01:20:47.942
Too many dbs for them
pockmarks to bear.

1349
01:20:47.944 --> 01:20:50.411
Plus he's ugly as crap.

1350
01:20:50.413 --> 01:20:54.481
Our boys caught that dictator
in a rock-and-roll trap.

1351
01:20:54.483 --> 01:20:56.550
So now the commish, too,
done figured out

1352
01:20:56.552 --> 01:20:59.620
how to make
those pussies clap.

1353
01:20:59.622 --> 01:21:03.257
A black-headed woman
make a freight train
jump the track.

1354
01:21:03.259 --> 01:21:07.361
A long tall gal make
a preacher ball the Jack.

1355
01:21:07.363 --> 01:21:11.465
A blonde-headed woman
make a good man leave town.

1356
01:21:11.467 --> 01:21:15.536
And a redheaded woman
make a boy slap his pappy down.

1357
01:21:15.538 --> 01:21:18.172
Ashes to ashes.

1358
01:21:18.174 --> 01:21:20.341
Dust to dust.

1359
01:21:20.343 --> 01:21:23.043
This sex strike go on
much longer,

1360
01:21:23.045 --> 01:21:25.246
bishop t.D. Jakes
gonna cuss.

1361
01:21:29.552 --> 01:21:31.452
Operation hot
and bothered.

1362
01:21:31.454 --> 01:21:34.021
We turn them on,
they turn themselves in.

1363
01:21:34.023 --> 01:21:37.057
We'll stick
those prick teasers
in a federal pen.

1364
01:23:34.409 --> 01:23:38.512
Ladies, I found
these earplugs in
the artillery room.

1365
01:23:38.514 --> 01:23:40.547
It should help
drown out the bombing.

1366
01:23:47.722 --> 01:23:51.592
Man:
<i> Booty, Booty, Booty,</i>
<i> Booty, Booty, Booty.</i>

1367
01:23:51.594 --> 01:23:54.228
Booty, Booty, Booty,
Booty, Booty, Booty.

1368
01:23:54.230 --> 01:23:55.696
Booty, Booty, Booty.

1369
01:23:55.698 --> 01:23:57.598
My god, he's got
Booty on the brain.

1370
01:23:57.600 --> 01:23:59.133
For god's sake,
do something.

1371
01:23:59.135 --> 01:24:00.567
Yes, sir.

1372
01:24:00.569 --> 01:24:01.769
Wheel him out of here.

1373
01:24:01.771 --> 01:24:04.371
Poontang.
Poontang.
Poontang.

1374
01:24:04.373 --> 01:24:06.040
Poontang
on the membrane.

1375
01:24:06.042 --> 01:24:09.810
I want a big Booty.
I want a small Booty.
So fine!

1376
01:24:09.812 --> 01:24:12.346
- I do love those
chi-lites, though.
-<i> So fine!</i>

1377
01:24:12.348 --> 01:24:16.383
Eugene record, lead singer,
wrote most of their songs.

1378
01:24:17.519 --> 01:24:20.287
Yo, peoples, dig.

1379
01:24:20.289 --> 01:24:25.225
The problem
with them quiet storm
slow jam grooves

1380
01:24:25.227 --> 01:24:28.395
is everybody gets
in a baby-making mood.

1381
01:24:28.397 --> 01:24:31.665
It's been three months, y'all.
Can you believe it?

1382
01:24:31.667 --> 01:24:34.635
A long hard three.

1383
01:24:36.704 --> 01:24:39.139
This is
no longer a test.

1384
01:24:39.141 --> 01:24:41.508
It's a national
emergency.

1385
01:24:41.510 --> 01:24:43.277
Pussy!

1386
01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:45.512
I need some
motherfucking twat

1387
01:24:45.514 --> 01:24:47.614
and I need it now.

1388
01:24:47.616 --> 01:24:51.151
It's making me
fucking insane.

1389
01:24:55.190 --> 01:24:59.660
Goddamn!

1390
01:24:59.662 --> 01:25:01.829
That boy's balls
was bright blue.

1391
01:25:01.831 --> 01:25:04.364
He's an 18-Wheeler
carrying a heavy load

1392
01:25:04.366 --> 01:25:06.200
whose arrival
is overdue.

1393
01:25:06.202 --> 01:25:08.769
But like wild bill told
Monica on her way down,

1394
01:25:08.771 --> 01:25:11.839
"don't let that shit drip.
They'll use it as evidence."

1395
01:25:11.841 --> 01:25:15.275
Let's speak
on something else
don't make no sense.

1396
01:25:15.277 --> 01:25:17.811
Remember the two
concert gunmen?

1397
01:25:17.813 --> 01:25:19.780
Let's check in
on those fools

1398
01:25:19.782 --> 01:25:21.582
and see how they do.

1399
01:25:23.718 --> 01:25:25.385
So y'all remember me?

1400
01:25:25.387 --> 01:25:27.521
But did y'all know
my mission?

1401
01:25:27.523 --> 01:25:30.757
Kill those spartan niggas
before intermission.

1402
01:25:30.759 --> 01:25:34.261
Those bullets
severed my spine.

1403
01:25:34.263 --> 01:25:36.163
Tore my behind.

1404
01:25:36.165 --> 01:25:37.865
Now I'm unable to walk.

1405
01:25:37.867 --> 01:25:40.234
Thank god
i can still talk.

1406
01:25:40.236 --> 01:25:42.402
I was chi's boy.

1407
01:25:43.805 --> 01:25:45.305
What I'm now,
i can't say.

1408
01:25:45.307 --> 01:25:48.142
What did I seek?
To be monster Greek.

1409
01:25:48.144 --> 01:25:50.577
Being thug is what I love.
How you like me now?

1410
01:25:50.579 --> 01:25:53.213
Lost a kidney,
my spleen,

1411
01:25:53.215 --> 01:25:55.215
most of my
digestive tract.

1412
01:25:55.217 --> 01:25:57.184
From one goddamn
bullet, dawg.

1413
01:25:57.186 --> 01:25:59.153
That's the keeping it
100 fact.

1414
01:25:59.155 --> 01:26:00.854
Now I'm fed
through a iv.

1415
01:26:00.856 --> 01:26:03.857
I can barely pee.
Jack, I'm no longer me.

1416
01:26:03.859 --> 01:26:06.693
What it means to be 18
and black.

1417
01:26:17.739 --> 01:26:20.941
This is sparta?
Huh?

1418
01:26:20.943 --> 01:26:23.944
Squad! Gang!

1419
01:26:23.946 --> 01:26:26.680
- My niggas, what is this?
- We sparts.

1420
01:26:26.682 --> 01:26:28.882
Sparts supposed
to hold them hostage
with the sausage.

1421
01:26:28.884 --> 01:26:31.552
Y'all motherfuckers
got it? Spartans.

1422
01:26:31.554 --> 01:26:34.688
I don't know why y'all
crying like somebody cancelled
kwanzaa and Christmas.

1423
01:26:34.690 --> 01:26:37.491
Instead of lying
in the trenches, y'all acting
like a bunch of bitches.

1424
01:26:37.493 --> 01:26:39.226
See, we just wanna
check in Betty Ford.

1425
01:26:39.228 --> 01:26:41.962
Get that sexual healing.
You know we reeling.

1426
01:26:41.964 --> 01:26:44.898
What do I care if them
foo-foo heifers lit y'all,
up and negated the back?

1427
01:26:44.900 --> 01:26:47.768
I'm chi-raq, nigga.
I cuts no slack.

1428
01:26:47.770 --> 01:26:50.871
So y'all go back
to your little b.B.
And Bobby blue bland rhythm.

1429
01:26:50.873 --> 01:26:52.973
Chi don't get
the blues, nigga.
I give 'em.

1430
01:26:52.975 --> 01:26:54.975
Old ass Otis know.

1431
01:26:54.977 --> 01:26:57.678
This strike got
spartans in purple drawers
with blue balls.

1432
01:26:57.680 --> 01:27:00.414
Well, shit, sparta,
that's on y'all.

1433
01:27:25.773 --> 01:27:27.507
Woman:
<i> Born in chi-raq.</i>

1434
01:27:27.509 --> 01:27:30.010
Cyclops: This is ridiculous.

1435
01:27:30.012 --> 01:27:32.479
No, no, no, no, no.

1436
01:27:32.481 --> 01:27:33.981
I done put good paper
out on chi-raq.

1437
01:27:33.983 --> 01:27:35.916
Why that motherfucker
ain't dead?

1438
01:27:35.918 --> 01:27:37.851
- Can't get nobody
to pull the trigger.
- What?

1439
01:27:37.853 --> 01:27:39.620
Go figure.
I'm telling you, dawg.

1440
01:27:39.622 --> 01:27:41.321
Niggas ain't
the same no more.

1441
01:27:41.323 --> 01:27:44.558
All they wanna do is
just sit around thinking.

1442
01:27:44.560 --> 01:27:46.627
- Say what?
- Thinking.

1443
01:27:46.629 --> 01:27:48.929
Thinking?

1444
01:27:48.931 --> 01:27:50.931
Thinking?
Thinking about what?

1445
01:27:50.933 --> 01:27:52.766
- Pussy?
- Nah, bro.

1446
01:27:52.768 --> 01:27:54.968
You thinking
about pussy?

1447
01:27:54.970 --> 01:27:57.437
Purse first, ass last,
motherfucker.

1448
01:27:57.439 --> 01:27:59.539
Fuck, gs up, hos down.
Whatever happened to that?

1449
01:27:59.541 --> 01:28:02.709
Nah, about
this gang life.

1450
01:28:02.711 --> 01:28:04.378
What?

1451
01:28:04.380 --> 01:28:06.747
Beso, look it here.

1452
01:28:06.749 --> 01:28:09.983
We're cheese
and light fatback, baby.
Top dog since way back.

1453
01:28:09.985 --> 01:28:12.886
Come correct
with this shit now.
What the fuck is going on?

1454
01:28:12.888 --> 01:28:15.889
Cyclops, you my man,
50 grand, long and strong.

1455
01:28:15.891 --> 01:28:18.058
But I'm telling you
they ain't wrong.

1456
01:28:18.060 --> 01:28:20.494
These niggas is shaking
like having a seizure
in a dice game.

1457
01:28:20.496 --> 01:28:22.829
They minds is racing.
And I got a baby
on the way.

1458
01:28:22.831 --> 01:28:24.798
- Oh, shit.
- I wanna see
my shorty grow up

1459
01:28:24.800 --> 01:28:27.434
- and not crying
over my open grave.
-<i> You're getting soft.</i>

1460
01:28:27.436 --> 01:28:29.670
People call it soft,
but think about all
the niggas we lost.

1461
01:28:29.672 --> 01:28:31.571
They told me it was gonna
be rough when I got out
of the joint,

1462
01:28:31.573 --> 01:28:33.440
but I didn't know
it was gonna be like this.

1463
01:28:33.442 --> 01:28:36.009
What about the war wounds, baby?
War wounds don't mean nothing?

1464
01:28:36.011 --> 01:28:37.477
Yeah, the war wounds
was when it meant something.

1465
01:28:37.479 --> 01:28:39.479
So what about your name
in the game, huh?

1466
01:28:39.481 --> 01:28:41.081
Our name has got us
six feet deep.

1467
01:28:41.083 --> 01:28:43.550
Nobody? Nobody?
Jah rude?

1468
01:28:43.552 --> 01:28:46.486
Yard boy.
Go on now, y'all.

1469
01:28:46.488 --> 01:28:48.722
What?
Bumbaclot ratchet.

1470
01:28:48.724 --> 01:28:51.391
<i> Cyclops, you might</i>
<i> wanna a hear word, bro.</i>

1471
01:28:51.393 --> 01:28:52.993
If you ain't fixin'
to listen to me, bro,

1472
01:28:52.995 --> 01:28:55.362
you might wanna listen
to your woman indigo.

1473
01:28:57.666 --> 01:28:59.566
You're not gonna listen?

1474
01:28:59.568 --> 01:29:01.468
- Bro, you can
at least talk to me.
- Okay, okay.

1475
01:29:01.470 --> 01:29:03.103
- Let's talk eye to eye.
- Okay. Okay, yeah.

1476
01:29:03.105 --> 01:29:04.871
Eye to eye patch.

1477
01:29:07.642 --> 01:29:09.476
Chastity belt keys up.

1478
01:29:15.917 --> 01:29:18.085
Like clockwork,
rasheeda.

1479
01:29:20.021 --> 01:29:21.521
Go, come on.

1480
01:29:21.523 --> 01:29:23.757
Move.
Go, go.

1481
01:29:23.759 --> 01:29:24.958
Go, go.

1482
01:29:28.429 --> 01:29:31.098
Come on, doc.
Get on up there, doc.

1483
01:29:31.100 --> 01:29:33.467
There you go.
After you.

1484
01:29:35.636 --> 01:29:37.871
Ow.

1485
01:29:37.873 --> 01:29:39.740
You're a pig.

1486
01:29:39.742 --> 01:29:41.575
If I didn't miss
my boo so much,

1487
01:29:41.577 --> 01:29:43.477
I would slap
the shit out of you!

1488
01:29:52.887 --> 01:29:58.392
Bitches and hos,
come out to play.

1489
01:29:58.394 --> 01:30:02.095
Bitches and hos,
come out to play.

1490
01:30:02.097 --> 01:30:04.898
With our keys,
we shall unlock

1491
01:30:04.900 --> 01:30:07.100
the sacred brotherhood
of male needs

1492
01:30:07.102 --> 01:30:09.803
and seize the means
of reproduction.

1493
01:30:09.805 --> 01:30:13.940
Those chastity belts
are no match for a manly
man's keys.

1494
01:30:13.942 --> 01:30:16.176
Time to let
that thing breathe.

1495
01:30:16.178 --> 01:30:18.478
So pack up this
Gloria steinem act

1496
01:30:18.480 --> 01:30:20.947
and get y'all ass
back in the damn sack.

1497
01:30:41.436 --> 01:30:44.471
Take off
those chastity belts
and surrender the armory.

1498
01:30:44.473 --> 01:30:46.139
Nobody moves,
nobody gets hurt.

1499
01:30:48.444 --> 01:30:51.545
- You all right?
- What's going on?

1500
01:30:51.547 --> 01:30:53.547
Well, well, well.

1501
01:30:55.716 --> 01:30:57.651
What's up?

1502
01:31:03.458 --> 01:31:05.625
That all you got?

1503
01:31:05.627 --> 01:31:08.195
Girl, this sex strike
scheme ain't nothing
but a wet dream.

1504
01:31:08.197 --> 01:31:10.630
You're trying to act
all NFL Roger goodell.

1505
01:31:10.632 --> 01:31:13.066
Wench, please,
all you chicks gonna
burn in hell.

1506
01:31:13.068 --> 01:31:16.136
Don't worry.
If you act polite
and not all saditty,

1507
01:31:16.138 --> 01:31:18.505
we just might issue you
some damn pity.

1508
01:31:18.507 --> 01:31:21.875
Nah, see, we don't
wanna fight,

1509
01:31:21.877 --> 01:31:25.078
but you cro-magnon
can't walk upright.

1510
01:31:25.080 --> 01:31:26.947
You old dudes,
you lack insight.

1511
01:31:26.949 --> 01:31:28.215
Who your mommy
and daddy?

1512
01:31:28.217 --> 01:31:30.083
I gots no mommy
and daddy.

1513
01:31:30.085 --> 01:31:32.919
- You ain't got no folks?
- Everybody's my folks.

1514
01:31:32.921 --> 01:31:37.090
So you never had
a pappy to school you
on the female way.

1515
01:31:37.092 --> 01:31:40.527
It takes a man
to teach a heifer
like you how to behave.

1516
01:31:40.529 --> 01:31:44.664
I'm sorry that our effort
to reform has left you
unable to perform.

1517
01:31:44.666 --> 01:31:46.766
But even before the strike,

1518
01:31:46.768 --> 01:31:49.803
that's what your penile
implants was like--

1519
01:31:49.805 --> 01:31:51.104
soft.

1520
01:31:51.106 --> 01:31:54.140
Women:
Oh, snap!

1521
01:32:06.187 --> 01:32:08.622
You trifling
little black bitch.

1522
01:32:13.261 --> 01:32:15.228
This ain't no joke.

1523
01:32:15.230 --> 01:32:18.832
You old tired dicks
just want a Viagra poke.

1524
01:32:18.834 --> 01:32:21.635
Dude, this is about
life and death,

1525
01:32:21.637 --> 01:32:23.670
about a community
that's a wreck.

1526
01:32:23.672 --> 01:32:26.573
And you wanna sit here
and talk about how women behave?

1527
01:32:26.575 --> 01:32:29.609
Fool, we trying to free
these slaves.

1528
01:32:29.611 --> 01:32:32.312
Slaves to the madness.
Slaves to this violence.

1529
01:32:32.314 --> 01:32:34.247
And what, you just want us
to silence?

1530
01:32:34.249 --> 01:32:38.318
We gonna make sure these fools
put down these guns

1531
01:32:38.320 --> 01:32:41.588
and stop thinking
that this craziness is fun.

1532
01:32:41.590 --> 01:32:44.057
You see, we women,
we understand

1533
01:32:44.059 --> 01:32:47.260
that life is about more
than polishing your knobs.

1534
01:32:47.262 --> 01:32:50.297
Saving lives,
that's our job.

1535
01:32:50.299 --> 01:32:52.799
It's about bringing
an end to this strife

1536
01:32:52.801 --> 01:32:55.101
and giving the hood
the true meaning of life.

1537
01:32:57.838 --> 01:32:59.906
What is the true
meaning of life?

1538
01:33:02.343 --> 01:33:04.945
You don't know?

1539
01:33:04.947 --> 01:33:08.982
Ole Duke, why don't
we go home, huh?

1540
01:33:08.984 --> 01:33:12.886
My mommy is worried
about you and i
and the knights.

1541
01:33:12.888 --> 01:33:15.855
- Lysistrata:<i> Your mommy? </i>
- Rasheeda:<i> Yeah, yeah.</i>
<i> Whatever.</i>

1542
01:33:15.857 --> 01:33:17.757
<i> Your mommy's</i>
<i> on strike, too.</i>

1543
01:33:17.759 --> 01:33:20.160
<i> Thank you, guys.</i>
<i> Bye, have a good night.</i>

1544
01:33:20.162 --> 01:33:22.929
And don't forget,
no peace...

1545
01:33:22.931 --> 01:33:24.931
Women:
No pussy.

1546
01:33:24.933 --> 01:33:28.068
No peace, no pussy.

1547
01:33:29.938 --> 01:33:31.104
Damn!

1548
01:34:01.669 --> 01:34:04.204
Brooklyn,
put the guns down.

1549
01:34:04.206 --> 01:34:06.906
Brooklyn, put the guns down.

1550
01:34:06.908 --> 01:34:09.876
Brooklyn,
put the guns down.

1551
01:34:09.878 --> 01:34:12.779
<i> Brooklyn, put the guns down.</i>

1552
01:34:12.781 --> 01:34:15.348
<i> Brooklyn,</i>
<i> put the guns down.</i>

1553
01:34:15.350 --> 01:34:16.850
<i> Brooklyn...</i>

1554
01:34:16.852 --> 01:34:18.818
The president
called me this morning.

1555
01:34:18.820 --> 01:34:20.720
- The president?
- He was very upset.

1556
01:34:20.722 --> 01:34:22.422
World leaders
are in crisis.

1557
01:34:22.424 --> 01:34:24.991
The infrastructures
of their country
are collapsing.

1558
01:34:24.993 --> 01:34:26.893
The leader
of the free world

1559
01:34:26.895 --> 01:34:29.162
thinks the entire matter
is my fault.

1560
01:34:29.164 --> 01:34:30.964
Mr. mayor,
it's not your fault.

1561
01:34:30.966 --> 01:34:32.932
That's right because
it's your cocksucking fault!

1562
01:34:32.934 --> 01:34:35.435
The president
of the United States
called me a name today.

1563
01:34:35.437 --> 01:34:38.138
- No, Mr. mayor.
- Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

1564
01:34:38.140 --> 01:34:40.974
The president
of the United States
of America

1565
01:34:40.976 --> 01:34:44.911
called me a motherfucking
sorry-ass punk-ass bitch.

1566
01:34:44.913 --> 01:34:47.781
Oh, yes.
It seems the first lady
has taken the oath.

1567
01:34:47.783 --> 01:34:50.083
And what's worse,
my wife has taken the oath.

1568
01:34:50.085 --> 01:34:52.018
She's a sexy young thing.

1569
01:34:52.020 --> 01:34:55.221
Beautiful.
Former model/stripper.

1570
01:34:55.223 --> 01:34:57.190
Honey, I'm home.

1571
01:34:57.192 --> 01:34:59.426
Wife:
<i> I'm in the bedroom.</i>

1572
01:35:03.731 --> 01:35:06.399
Imhotep arrives.

1573
01:35:08.836 --> 01:35:12.472
- Oh. Oh.
- Ahoy, my queen.

1574
01:35:12.474 --> 01:35:17.143
Oh, Mr. mayor, baby.
I am so hot.

1575
01:35:17.145 --> 01:35:20.313
Your honor.
My pharaoh.

1576
01:35:20.315 --> 01:35:23.450
I will now take
my chi-town Cleopatra.

1577
01:35:25.853 --> 01:35:29.789
No peace,
no pussy.

1578
01:35:29.791 --> 01:35:31.891
If I can't have
my wife's pretty bottom,

1579
01:35:31.893 --> 01:35:33.893
from your tush
I'll find meaning.

1580
01:35:33.895 --> 01:35:37.230
And you'll be squealing
like you were in that
movie "deliverance."

1581
01:35:42.937 --> 01:35:45.171
Give this lysistrata
what she wants.

1582
01:35:45.173 --> 01:35:47.841
- She wants world peace.
- Give her fucking world peace!

1583
01:35:47.843 --> 01:35:50.744
You read me?
Get the job done!

1584
01:36:34.355 --> 01:36:37.524
Man:
<i> Chi-raq! Chi-raq!</i>

1585
01:36:56.043 --> 01:36:57.811
You know
i knew your pops.

1586
01:36:57.813 --> 01:36:59.512
Father's in there.

1587
01:37:14.528 --> 01:37:15.895
I'm good.

1588
01:37:19.433 --> 01:37:21.601
We need you and the spartans
to come down to the armory

1589
01:37:21.603 --> 01:37:24.437
and join
in the peach talks.

1590
01:37:24.439 --> 01:37:28.141
Fuck I care if these
lames ain't getting ass?
Ain't my task.

1591
01:37:28.143 --> 01:37:29.509
So lysistrata's
not your woman?

1592
01:37:29.511 --> 01:37:32.145
Now you're fucking
with my rep.

1593
01:37:32.147 --> 01:37:33.379
Bigger than
your fucking rep.

1594
01:37:35.015 --> 01:37:38.451
Ain't no such thing.

1595
01:37:38.453 --> 01:37:40.320
Father, you know what
I've always wanted to ask you?

1596
01:37:42.022 --> 01:37:44.524
What a white boy
like you

1597
01:37:44.526 --> 01:37:47.994
doing all up in the e-dub
all these years?

1598
01:37:47.996 --> 01:37:50.063
I grew up eight blocks
from St. Sabina.

1599
01:37:50.065 --> 01:37:52.599
When I took a vow
to be a priest,

1600
01:37:52.601 --> 01:37:54.601
it had to be in the streets
'cause Jesus rolled

1601
01:37:54.603 --> 01:37:56.135
with the suffering
and the poor.

1602
01:37:58.539 --> 01:38:01.875
Imagine no more
stray bullets

1603
01:38:01.877 --> 01:38:04.110
killing innocent children
like Patti no more.

1604
01:38:08.916 --> 01:38:11.885
Bullets ain't got
no name, no eyes.

1605
01:38:11.887 --> 01:38:13.219
<i> That's right.</i>

1606
01:38:13.221 --> 01:38:16.189
They're just designed
to take lives.

1607
01:38:16.191 --> 01:38:18.992
Like they'll take yours
soon, son.

1608
01:38:18.994 --> 01:38:21.227
Three places
you're gonna end up--

1609
01:38:21.229 --> 01:38:24.230
county morgue,
county hospital
or county jail.

1610
01:38:24.232 --> 01:38:28.001
<i> People downtown</i>
<i> don't give a fuck about you.</i>

1611
01:38:28.003 --> 01:38:30.236
You in the system.
You in jail.

1612
01:38:30.238 --> 01:38:32.238
And you won't make bail.

1613
01:38:32.240 --> 01:38:35.041
And it's privatized now
to capitalize.

1614
01:38:35.043 --> 01:38:38.378
No more insurance card.
No more family to feed.

1615
01:38:38.380 --> 01:38:40.179
You hanging from a tree.

1616
01:38:40.181 --> 01:38:41.614
You're not even
costing them money.

1617
01:38:41.616 --> 01:38:43.917
You're making
them money.

1618
01:38:43.919 --> 01:38:46.686
And nobody's gonna
hear your bitching

1619
01:38:46.688 --> 01:38:49.956
'cause this is a new
legal form of lynching.

1620
01:38:55.263 --> 01:38:57.997
That's all you got,
huh, padre Miguel?

1621
01:38:57.999 --> 01:39:01.467
God loves you.
I love you.

1622
01:39:01.469 --> 01:39:04.470
And I believe
in my heart you have
a higher purpose than this.

1623
01:39:09.276 --> 01:39:11.678
Presided over
your father's funeral.

1624
01:39:11.680 --> 01:39:13.713
That mean anything
to you?

1625
01:39:29.730 --> 01:39:32.198
That enough for your
little collection basket?

1626
01:39:36.136 --> 01:39:38.171
Thank you
for the donation...

1627
01:39:40.074 --> 01:39:42.375
Towards the $5,000 bounty

1628
01:39:42.377 --> 01:39:45.178
leading to the arrest
of Patti's killer.

1629
01:39:47.348 --> 01:39:49.415
<i> I'll pray for you.</i>

1630
01:39:49.417 --> 01:39:51.150
<i> Be safe.</i>

1631
01:40:08.569 --> 01:40:10.470
Hey, hey.

1632
01:40:55.682 --> 01:40:58.151
Come on, let's go.

1633
01:40:58.153 --> 01:41:00.353
Any chance you could
pull your pants up?

1634
01:41:31.518 --> 01:41:33.753
Yo, lys.
It's me, chi.

1635
01:41:33.755 --> 01:41:35.555
Come to your senses?

1636
01:41:35.557 --> 01:41:37.824
- I got a proposition.
- Speak.

1637
01:41:37.826 --> 01:41:39.792
- A showdown.
- A showdown?

1638
01:41:39.794 --> 01:41:41.427
- That's right.
- Who?

1639
01:41:41.429 --> 01:41:44.497
- Me and you.
- I'm not gonna shoot you.

1640
01:41:44.499 --> 01:41:47.600
Not a death match.
It's a sex match.

1641
01:41:47.602 --> 01:41:50.303
First one
to surrender loses.

1642
01:41:50.305 --> 01:41:52.572
You lose,
you end all this.

1643
01:41:52.574 --> 01:41:54.440
No charges filed.

1644
01:41:54.442 --> 01:41:57.877
You'll make a public statement
apologizing to all men.

1645
01:41:57.879 --> 01:41:59.545
It's over.
Done with.

1646
01:41:59.547 --> 01:42:01.147
And when I win?

1647
01:42:01.149 --> 01:42:03.149
You get whatever it is
you're trying to do.

1648
01:42:03.151 --> 01:42:06.252
P-e-a-c-e.

1649
01:42:06.254 --> 01:42:09.522
P-i-e-c-e.

1650
01:42:09.524 --> 01:42:11.257
Pretty damn sure
of yourself.

1651
01:42:55.537 --> 01:42:57.803
- Contact.
- There he is.

1652
01:42:57.805 --> 01:42:59.839
This is better than
the goddamn super bowl.

1653
01:43:01.643 --> 01:43:03.943
Pop them on the griddle.
Dice 'em, slice 'em,

1654
01:43:03.945 --> 01:43:05.478
bait 'em, stew him
in his own caresses.

1655
01:43:05.480 --> 01:43:06.746
Justice.

1656
01:43:06.748 --> 01:43:09.248
- I wish.
- I pray.

1657
01:43:09.250 --> 01:43:11.817
We should all pray.

1658
01:43:14.589 --> 01:43:17.190
- What it do?
- 'Sup?

1659
01:43:17.192 --> 01:43:18.391
It's been a while.

1660
01:43:18.393 --> 01:43:21.961
Three months,
13 days, three hours,

1661
01:43:21.963 --> 01:43:23.963
seven minutes,
and two seconds.

1662
01:43:23.965 --> 01:43:25.731
Counting days,
huh, bae?

1663
01:43:25.733 --> 01:43:27.900
That's how long we women
have been on strike.

1664
01:43:27.902 --> 01:43:29.869
I see you still
on fleek.

1665
01:43:29.871 --> 01:43:33.506
Not playing meek.

1666
01:43:33.508 --> 01:43:35.975
All:
Damn!

1667
01:43:35.977 --> 01:43:37.710
Oh, fine!

1668
01:43:37.712 --> 01:43:39.979
You know I got
feelings for you.

1669
01:43:39.981 --> 01:43:41.881
Feelings for me?

1670
01:43:41.883 --> 01:43:43.816
Down to the bone.

1671
01:43:43.818 --> 01:43:47.720
Chi, I'm not picking
a bone with you.

1672
01:43:47.722 --> 01:43:50.256
I know you miss
daddy dick nasty.

1673
01:43:50.258 --> 01:43:52.792
Not more than you
miss this steamy,

1674
01:43:52.794 --> 01:43:54.961
creamy,
hot butter biscuit.

1675
01:43:54.963 --> 01:43:57.563
All:
Hot butter biscuit.

1676
01:43:57.565 --> 01:44:00.299
I'm on fire
with desire.

1677
01:44:00.301 --> 01:44:02.935
- Bring it out.

1678
01:44:25.994 --> 01:44:28.995
- A brass bed?
- That's enemy lead.

1679
01:44:28.997 --> 01:44:31.864
Mmm, that's a big ass
brass bed

1680
01:44:31.866 --> 01:44:35.434
for banging black Booty.

1681
01:44:35.436 --> 01:44:37.937
What?
My wife's biracial.

1682
01:44:37.939 --> 01:44:40.873
Whoever comes first
loses.

1683
01:44:54.822 --> 01:44:57.423
We had some good times.

1684
01:44:57.425 --> 01:44:59.025
<i> A few.</i>

1685
01:45:00.694 --> 01:45:03.663
Especially in the am.

1686
01:45:03.665 --> 01:45:07.466
You always liked it
in the morning.

1687
01:45:07.468 --> 01:45:11.003
Like you liked it
at night.

1688
01:45:11.005 --> 01:45:12.805
Yeah.

1689
01:45:12.807 --> 01:45:14.507
Right and tight.

1690
01:45:18.445 --> 01:45:20.379
Missed you.

1691
01:45:22.783 --> 01:45:24.517
I missed you back.

1692
01:45:24.519 --> 01:45:27.086
You got
them bedroom eyes.

1693
01:45:27.088 --> 01:45:29.588
Like your man biggie say,

1694
01:45:29.590 --> 01:45:32.625
they hypnotize.

1695
01:45:32.627 --> 01:45:36.095
And like your man
Tupac said,

1696
01:45:36.097 --> 01:45:38.064
how do you want it?

1697
01:45:40.100 --> 01:45:41.967
Mm.

1698
01:45:41.969 --> 01:45:44.537
Remember our first?

1699
01:45:44.539 --> 01:45:47.340
We was in a club.

1700
01:45:47.342 --> 01:45:49.909
You was looking
too damn good.

1701
01:45:51.713 --> 01:45:54.113
I had the chicken
and waffle.

1702
01:45:54.115 --> 01:45:56.515
- You had the ribs.
- Yum, yum.

1703
01:45:56.517 --> 01:45:58.584
Took you to the crib,

1704
01:45:58.586 --> 01:46:01.053
showed you how I live.

1705
01:46:01.055 --> 01:46:03.356
Got you some wine.

1706
01:46:03.358 --> 01:46:05.057
Yeah.

1707
01:46:05.059 --> 01:46:06.692
Beautiful time.

1708
01:46:06.694 --> 01:46:08.861
Mm.

1709
01:46:13.534 --> 01:46:15.868
You smell good.

1710
01:46:15.870 --> 01:46:17.903
I know.

1711
01:46:27.848 --> 01:46:30.683
Now what about peace?

1712
01:46:30.685 --> 01:46:34.520
Shit, you the only
piece I need.

1713
01:46:54.041 --> 01:46:58.144
Both:
Turn them goddamn
motherfucking lights out!

1714
01:47:02.516 --> 01:47:04.517
Lysistrata:
<i> Come on, baby, just come.</i>

1715
01:47:04.519 --> 01:47:06.952
<i> Come for me.</i>
<i> Come for me, baby.</i>

1716
01:47:06.954 --> 01:47:08.954
Chi-raq:<i> Yeah.</i>

1717
01:47:08.956 --> 01:47:12.091
<i> Oh! Oh, chi.</i>

1718
01:47:12.093 --> 01:47:16.162
<i> Shit.</i>

1719
01:47:16.164 --> 01:47:18.998
<i> Missed giving it to you.</i>

1720
01:47:19.000 --> 01:47:21.834
Lysistrata:
<i> We gonna win.</i>
<i> We gonna win.</i>

1721
01:47:28.141 --> 01:47:31.444
Both:
<i> Oh, shit!</i>

1722
01:47:34.481 --> 01:47:36.048
We done, yo.

1723
01:47:36.050 --> 01:47:37.783
- Cyclops?
- Oh!

1724
01:47:37.785 --> 01:47:39.552
- Oh!

1725
01:47:39.554 --> 01:47:41.887
- That's my man.
- What?

1726
01:47:41.889 --> 01:47:43.989
We done.

1727
01:47:43.991 --> 01:47:45.658
You know
we wrong, right?

1728
01:47:45.660 --> 01:47:48.461
- The fuck you mean we wrong?
- Dead wrong.

1729
01:47:48.463 --> 01:47:51.664
I want my woman indigo
more than I want a dead
yo spartan purple.

1730
01:47:51.666 --> 01:47:54.166
Not getting some
because we out here
acting dumb?

1731
01:47:54.168 --> 01:47:57.736
I'd rather my glock
don't cock than my nuts
stay numb.

1732
01:47:57.738 --> 01:47:59.672
<i> Lysistrata took no pity.</i>

1733
01:47:59.674 --> 01:48:02.708
Turned out every
gangster in this city.
Global, really.

1734
01:48:02.710 --> 01:48:05.778
Lysistrata:
<i> I asked cyclops to be here.</i>
<i> You've been played for peace.</i>

1735
01:48:05.780 --> 01:48:09.482
Cyclops:
<i> This the 411.</i>
<i> Listen to your queen, son.</i>

1736
01:48:09.484 --> 01:48:11.684
I had time
to reevaluate my shit.

1737
01:48:11.686 --> 01:48:15.187
Don't think I turned bitch,
but motherfuckers like us
in the life,

1738
01:48:15.189 --> 01:48:17.656
we, too,
need to strike.

1739
01:48:17.658 --> 01:48:19.925
Put some change
in our refrain

1740
01:48:19.927 --> 01:48:22.795
and stop all of this
killing pain.

1741
01:48:22.797 --> 01:48:26.031
Thus...

1742
01:48:28.668 --> 01:48:30.836
We the united federation
of gangsterism

1743
01:48:30.838 --> 01:48:34.507
for the state
of drillinois
hereby decree

1744
01:48:34.509 --> 01:48:36.575
we cashing in our chips.

1745
01:48:36.577 --> 01:48:38.811
Done with all
of this dumb shit.

1746
01:48:38.813 --> 01:48:41.180
<i> Now we just</i>
<i> waiting on you.</i>

1747
01:48:41.182 --> 01:48:43.916
So what it be, g?

1748
01:48:43.918 --> 01:48:45.584
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever, nigga.

1749
01:48:45.586 --> 01:48:47.152
Look, I'm over here
putting in work.

1750
01:48:47.154 --> 01:48:50.923
I got this.
I'm about to win.

1751
01:48:50.925 --> 01:48:52.091
We got this.

1752
01:48:55.295 --> 01:48:57.630
We...

1753
01:48:57.632 --> 01:48:59.131
Got nothing.

1754
01:50:12.005 --> 01:50:15.708
Every fortune 500 company
has signed the peace accord

1755
01:50:15.710 --> 01:50:20.312
ensuring that every person
in the hoods of America

1756
01:50:20.314 --> 01:50:23.949
of employment age
is guaranteed a job.

1757
01:50:23.951 --> 01:50:25.951
And I don't mean
no minimum age neither.

1758
01:50:32.125 --> 01:50:34.393
New hospitals
and mental health
facilities

1759
01:50:34.395 --> 01:50:37.730
<i> will be built</i>
<i> by the United States</i>
<i> government.</i>

1760
01:50:37.732 --> 01:50:40.666
<i> And finally,</i>
<i> there will be a much</i>
<i> needed trauma center</i>

1761
01:50:40.668 --> 01:50:42.635
<i> on Chicago's south side.</i>

1762
01:50:44.805 --> 01:50:46.805
Lysistrata,

1763
01:50:46.807 --> 01:50:51.210
this is what
justice looks like.

1764
01:50:55.682 --> 01:50:58.150
We will now sign
the peace accord.

1765
01:51:06.861 --> 01:51:08.327
Yeah.

1766
01:51:13.133 --> 01:51:16.301
Peace is not
the absence of war,

1767
01:51:16.303 --> 01:51:19.338
but a newfound love
for one another.

1768
01:51:19.340 --> 01:51:21.306
Your Johnsons brought
you to the table,

1769
01:51:21.308 --> 01:51:23.676
but that truce
is unstable.

1770
01:51:23.678 --> 01:51:26.779
<i> We need truth</i>
<i> and reconciliation</i>
<i> for the victims,</i>

1771
01:51:26.781 --> 01:51:29.181
<i> the ones that live</i>
<i> with this pain of loss</i>

1772
01:51:29.183 --> 01:51:33.185
and must deal with
the long-term human cost.

1773
01:51:44.197 --> 01:51:46.231
<i> Chi-raq.</i>

1774
01:52:20.400 --> 01:52:22.968
We are the mothers
of the hoods.

1775
01:52:22.970 --> 01:52:26.972
All have lost someone
to this senseless war.

1776
01:52:26.974 --> 01:52:28.974
There will be
no birthdays for them.

1777
01:52:28.976 --> 01:52:31.110
No first dates.

1778
01:52:31.112 --> 01:52:34.346
No walk down the aisles.
No tomorrows.

1779
01:52:34.348 --> 01:52:36.849
Why the fuck y'all got
me on full blast?

1780
01:52:36.851 --> 01:52:38.450
Why y'all trying
to put me on front street?

1781
01:52:38.452 --> 01:52:41.787
This is my Pam.
She is 10 years old.

1782
01:52:41.789 --> 01:52:44.356
- I don't want
to hear that shit.
- Chi! Please.

1783
01:52:45.825 --> 01:52:48.160
One summer day

1784
01:52:48.162 --> 01:52:51.497
back when we lived
in the cabrini-green
projects,

1785
01:52:51.499 --> 01:52:55.534
Pam was outside
jumping double Dutch

1786
01:52:55.536 --> 01:52:57.536
when they started shooting.

1787
01:52:57.538 --> 01:53:01.406
She was shot
through her left eye

1788
01:53:01.408 --> 01:53:04.376
by a stray bullet.

1789
01:53:04.378 --> 01:53:06.545
This was over
20 years ago.

1790
01:53:06.547 --> 01:53:10.482
And children dying
from stray bullets

1791
01:53:10.484 --> 01:53:13.886
wasn't a common
occurrence like
it is today.

1792
01:53:15.421 --> 01:53:18.891
Days later, a young man
came to my apartment

1793
01:53:18.893 --> 01:53:22.361
and he begged
my forgiveness.

1794
01:53:24.397 --> 01:53:27.800
Then he confessed
to the police.

1795
01:53:27.802 --> 01:53:31.336
Back then
it was a violation

1796
01:53:31.338 --> 01:53:35.507
of the gang code
to murder children.

1797
01:53:39.345 --> 01:53:42.080
He knew.

1798
01:53:42.082 --> 01:53:44.283
He knew

1799
01:53:44.285 --> 01:53:47.085
if he didn't confess
to me and the police,

1800
01:53:47.087 --> 01:53:50.455
that the gangs
would end his life.

1801
01:53:52.592 --> 01:53:55.194
That man
was your father.

1802
01:53:56.863 --> 01:53:58.831
Jamel.

1803
01:54:09.609 --> 01:54:11.610
Never knew him.

1804
01:54:13.346 --> 01:54:15.581
Only heard stories.

1805
01:54:17.483 --> 01:54:20.485
Got killed in prison
when I was just a shorty.

1806
01:54:20.487 --> 01:54:23.021
He tried
to be a good man.

1807
01:54:25.425 --> 01:54:28.260
You can be a good man.

1808
01:54:34.334 --> 01:54:36.401
Be a good man.

1809
01:54:40.874 --> 01:54:42.875
Be a good man.

1810
01:54:46.246 --> 01:54:48.280
Be a good man.

1811
01:54:50.450 --> 01:54:52.451
Be a good man.

1812
01:54:54.888 --> 01:54:57.055
Be a good man.

1813
01:54:59.292 --> 01:55:01.994
Be a good man.

1814
01:55:19.045 --> 01:55:20.545
I did dirt.

1815
01:55:20.547 --> 01:55:23.916
You got something
you wanna say?

1816
01:55:45.271 --> 01:55:47.339
I killed
your baby Patti.

1817
01:55:52.211 --> 01:55:53.578
God!

1818
01:55:53.580 --> 01:55:55.480
It was an accident.

1819
01:55:55.482 --> 01:55:57.416
God!

1820
01:55:58.484 --> 01:56:00.285
God!

1821
01:56:00.287 --> 01:56:02.421
<i> God!</i>

1822
01:56:23.509 --> 01:56:26.678
Pray for me.
Please.

1823
01:56:28.748 --> 01:56:31.416
What y'all looking at?

1824
01:56:31.418 --> 01:56:33.752
Time for you
to do the same.

1825
01:56:33.754 --> 01:56:36.588
Take the blame.
Take the claim.

1826
01:56:36.590 --> 01:56:39.257
Take it on the chin
and confess your sins.

1827
01:56:39.259 --> 01:56:42.127
Be a man and quit
trying to suppress
this pain you in.

1828
01:56:42.129 --> 01:56:44.529
Hell of a mess,
this gang you in.

1829
01:56:44.531 --> 01:56:46.732
Sleepless nights.

1830
01:56:46.734 --> 01:56:48.467
Too weak to fight.

1831
01:56:48.469 --> 01:56:50.235
Couldn't reach us
to teach us right.

1832
01:56:50.237 --> 01:56:53.138
Our crying mothers.
Our dying brothers.

1833
01:56:53.140 --> 01:56:56.441
D and d, that's what
they want us to be.
Deaf and dumb.

1834
01:56:56.443 --> 01:56:59.111
But you see, the only one
we protecting is the gun.

1835
01:56:59.113 --> 01:57:02.280
So run, nigga, run.
I let it run out of me.

1836
01:57:02.282 --> 01:57:05.117
'Cause I'm finally free
from all these demons.

1837
01:57:05.119 --> 01:57:07.686
Finally, they leaving.
Finally, I'm breathing.

1838
01:57:07.688 --> 01:57:10.455
So bring the truth.
Bring the truth.

1839
01:57:10.457 --> 01:57:12.591
Bring the truth, brother.
Bring it.

1840
01:57:23.436 --> 01:57:25.103
He'll be all right.

1841
01:57:25.105 --> 01:57:27.639
Chi-raq can take care
of himself.

1842
01:57:27.641 --> 01:57:29.708
That's Demetrius.

1843
01:57:29.710 --> 01:57:32.077
It's not chi-raq.

1844
01:57:52.131 --> 01:57:54.766
As Stevie wonder sings,

1845
01:57:54.768 --> 01:57:57.302
all in love is fair.

1846
01:57:57.304 --> 01:57:59.604
Well, I ain't
too sure about that,

1847
01:57:59.606 --> 01:58:02.441
but for now
I'll say yeah.

1848
01:58:02.443 --> 01:58:04.543
Lysistrata formed
an army

1849
01:58:04.545 --> 01:58:07.179
more powerful
than the Roman empire.

1850
01:58:07.181 --> 01:58:11.249
Burned through the city
just like that Chicago fire.

1851
01:58:11.251 --> 01:58:15.454
So remember
queen prophet lysistrata

1852
01:58:15.456 --> 01:58:19.257
and the lessons
that she taught you.

1853
01:58:19.259 --> 01:58:23.628
The only real security
is love, y'all.

1854
01:58:23.630 --> 01:58:28.400
L-o-v-e.

1855
01:58:28.402 --> 01:58:31.470
Let's all together
make chi-raq

1856
01:58:31.472 --> 01:58:34.272
back into Chicago,

1857
01:58:34.274 --> 01:58:36.842
city of
the broad shoulders.

1858
01:58:39.479 --> 01:58:42.347
Peace.
Two fingers.

1859
01:58:48.221 --> 01:58:50.856
Wake up!

1860
01:58:58.297 --> 01:59:00.265
Woman:
<i> This is an emergency.</i>