1 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,499 - Well, that was your first mistake. 2 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,334 You see, department stores are designed 3 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,170 on the premise that people naturally travel 4 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,604 in a clockwise direction. 5 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,807 Go counterclockwise and you'll spend less money. 6 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:16,442 - Huh, maybe. 7 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,444 Hmm. 8 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:32,691 - Whoo-hoo, I got a trophy. 9 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,560 - I'm James. 10 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,527 - Oh, right, James, come in, 11 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,797 sit down over there. 12 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,572 James Harris? 13 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,173 - Yes. 14 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:48,173 - I want a signed contract, 15 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:52,578 not tickets to hear somebody cry in Italian for three hours. 16 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,413 Get Steven on the phone. 17 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,548 - Steven's in, um, London, sir. 18 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:56,548 It's Christmas Eve there. 19 00:01:56,550 --> 00:02:01,286 - Did I bloody ask you what time it was in London? 20 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,396 - Now, what if, instead of paying for things 21 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,799 with money, you could tell the cashier a story 22 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,767 that you've never told anyone before 23 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:19,738 and the crazier it was, the more stuff you could buy? 24 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,373 - Would the story have to be true? 25 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:25,677 - 100% or else you get tased. 26 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,489 - No wait, if the tumor's there, 27 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,291 we take it, right? 28 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,326 That's why we operate. 29 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,829 - You saw her heart, the damage was already done. 30 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,431 If I'd have seen it on the mri, 31 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,867 I would have never opened her up. 32 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,772 - And you're okay with that? 33 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,775 - Whoa, ho, hold up! 34 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,409 - That there, 35 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,477 what's the problem with you people? 36 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,479 Don't you know what a penthouse is? 37 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:38,350 I do not want a pillar obstructing my view! 38 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:42,221 - I'm afraid that's just not possible, sir. 39 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:44,389 I mean, we could do it but we'd have to change 40 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,558 the five floors underneath. 41 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,795 - Well, it just so happens that I own those five floors 42 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,364 and all the bloody floors beneath them. 43 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,932 - I have Steven on the phone for you, sir. 44 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:53,932 - Yeah, Steven? 45 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:57,236 - Do to unforeseen financial constraints 46 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,004 placed upon pavlick energy 47 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,340 a reorganization's become necessary, 48 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,575 which results in the termination of James Harris. 49 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,743 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 50 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,412 I'm getting fired? 51 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,581 - No, laid off. 52 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,518 - But it's Christmas Eve. 53 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,454 - Hey, turk, what's up, buddy? 54 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,421 What? 55 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,823 Six to eight weeks? 56 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:21,693 Oh my god! What am I gonna do for a running back? 57 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,704 - We're gonna be late! 58 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,040 - We're always late remember? 59 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,642 - All aboard who's coming aboard. 60 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:37,876 - Hurry guys, hurry up! 61 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,445 - Just chill, guys, it's Christmas. 62 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:40,445 - Come on, dawn! 63 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,982 - Okay, look at this, good thing we're all friends here. 64 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:43,982 - What about Jacob? 65 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,352 - There's no way he'd fit in, just go. 66 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,487 - Oh, come on, Jacob. 67 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,355 - He'd better hurry. 68 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:53,992 - Sorry boys, got a transport. 69 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,429 Oh well, well, it's Dr. Roberts. 70 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,764 - Nurse ratchet. 71 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,832 - Wait a minute, isn't that the same-- 72 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,602 - don't worry, she'll be out cold for another two hours, 73 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,504 then some poor nurse will have to break her the news 74 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,973 because you'll be long gone. 75 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,875 - Yeah, she's supposed to be out in 30 minutes. 76 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:13,979 I should be there in 26, assuming the subway's on time 77 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:17,582 and the crosswalk signals are still set for commuter flow. 78 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,621 - I don't want to hear that right now. 79 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,389 Listen, it's Christmas Eve, we'll do it 80 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,691 after the new year, okay? 81 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,059 We'll have lunch, then we'll let the new guys 82 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:29,461 introduce themselves and I'll cover the comp. 83 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,530 Hey, quick question, I'm down a running back, 84 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,999 who do you take, moreno... 85 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,767 Hello? 86 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,102 Can you hear me? 87 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,541 - Um, sir, I just thought I'd remind you, 88 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,909 it's your son's birthday. 89 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:46,812 And it's Christmas, should I send him a gift 90 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,380 in your name, maybe? 91 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,515 - Reading my mind already? 92 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,557 - What was that? 93 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,165 - Shit! 94 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,601 - What the hell? 95 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:18,970 - That's not good. - - That's not good 96 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:19,938 at all. 97 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,039 - Am I blind? 98 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,208 - Anyone got any ideas? 99 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:27,546 - I always knew I would die in an elevator. 100 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:33,618 I want you to scatter my ashes over our apartment. 101 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:39,191 - On the roof or like on the floors and stuff? 102 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,594 - Maybe just in the fish tank, 103 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,962 like a little each day. 104 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,997 Just like, you know, a doo-doo-doo. 105 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:49,701 Did you know your fingernails grow for like a year 106 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,070 after you're dead? 107 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,939 - Actually, that's a myth. 108 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,174 As the body decomposes, the skin recedes, 109 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,044 making it appear as if the nails are growing, 110 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,579 but they're not. 111 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:03,482 - Was that the brainiac or the clean freak? 112 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,485 - I think it was the brainiac. 113 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,587 - The proper term for clean freak 114 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,755 is obsessive compulsive. 115 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,491 Used primarily as an adjective, 116 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,960 but sometimes as a noun. 117 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,528 - So I wash my hands a lot. 118 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,530 You should thank me. 119 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,704 - This is getting freaky. 120 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,526 - Stu, hey, dude, 121 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,261 it's me. 122 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:51,696 Yeah, what's going on out there, man? 123 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,633 You're kidding me. The whole city? 124 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,668 What are you telling me? 125 00:08:56,670 --> 00:09:00,739 Zombies, I knew it would always end up like this. 126 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,541 You getting your face ripped off by bikers 127 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:05,777 and me stuck in an elevator with, hold please, 128 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,946 what's your name? 129 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,581 Dimples? 130 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,583 You said dimples to me? 131 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,617 Interesting. 132 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,553 Dimples and I'm stuck with her. 133 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,022 And it would appear that we may just be the last man 134 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:20,692 and woman on earth soon. 135 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,994 Great power does come with great responsibility. 136 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,596 You know what, stu? 137 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,598 This doesn't make any sense, man. 138 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,067 You know why, because i don't get cell reception 139 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,304 in elevators, which means this conversation 140 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:34,706 isn't happening. 141 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:38,577 Which means, texting probably doesn't work either. 142 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,279 Hmm. 143 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,615 Hi. 144 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,155 - Do you know how long it's been? 145 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,691 - Since I fell in love? 146 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:56,094 - Since the elevator stopped moving? 147 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,797 - 10 minutes maybe? 148 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,134 You live in 38? 149 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,836 41? 150 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,072 Hey, do you live in 42? 151 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,974 Hey, you live in 43? 152 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,343 - Yes, I live in 43. 153 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,645 I thought that snake charmer lived in 43. 154 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,348 - No, he's in 53, next to the clogger. 155 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,017 - The clogger, that's right. 156 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,152 So how long you lived here? 157 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,054 - Four years. You? 158 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,623 - I don't live here. 159 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,257 I pop in, I make a difference, I pop out. 160 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:29,628 But I'm not afraid of commitment either. 161 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:29,628 You know what I heard? 162 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,063 I heard that if you make it to five years, 163 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,032 this building does something super dope for you. 164 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:37,636 They turn your hot water on for an entire day. 165 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:41,272 So, I should probably swing by and use your shower. 166 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,642 You know? 167 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,649 - Are you all right in there? 168 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,686 - Cover your eyes! 169 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,855 - Okay. 170 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,096 - Whoa! 171 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,264 - Everyone get back. 172 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:06,264 - Sir, your Van's conducting electricity. 173 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,734 Don't touch anything. Do you understand? 174 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,270 - I will be all right if i can find my Guadalupe. 175 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,344 - Hello! 176 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:23,314 Anybody! I'm stuck in the elevator! 177 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,450 You gotta help me! 178 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:29,220 I'm pregnant, I'm a pregnant woman. 179 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,424 I'm about to have my baby in the elevator, 180 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:35,960 if you don't come right now, I'm gonna, 181 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,962 my water just broke! 182 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,165 You gotta help me, please! 183 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,105 Yeah, you want to help me out here? 184 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,379 - Ex-employees shall not infringe 185 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,214 upon the workspace of company, 186 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,850 nor use its resources, tools, or services 187 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,251 at any time. 188 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,886 - I get it, you're pissed 'cause I laid you off. 189 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,189 - Ex-employees shall be barred from association 190 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,491 with current employees on company property. 191 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,859 - Help! 192 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,494 - Whether or not such interaction-- 193 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,029 - you're a lunatic! - - Is at the invitation 194 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,264 of a current employee. 195 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:17,302 - Listen, bro, it's Christmas Eve. 196 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,204 I don't want to be in here anymore than you do. 197 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,873 Why don't you help me get us both out of here? 198 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,475 - Get out and go where? 199 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,777 I don't have a job, remember? 200 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,812 - You think I enjoy laying people off? 201 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,380 - Nope, firing people. 202 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,915 You fired me. 203 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,084 - You want to think I'm evil? Go ahead! 204 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,886 - I'd like to think of you as human. 205 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:38,156 I really would, but when you can't spare fantasy football 206 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,924 for five minutes to square up with a guy 207 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,493 whose life you just turned upside down, 208 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:45,897 well then you seem more like the spawn of Satan himself. 209 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,352 - You ever play fantasy football? 210 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:11,322 - No, I'm not a loser. 211 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:16,394 - Oh, okay, thank you. 212 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,430 It's a power outage, they're working on it. 213 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:19,430 Five minutes at the most. 214 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:23,968 - Walt, if you don't stop elbowing me, I'm gonna kill you. 215 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,170 - You hear that everybody? 216 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,405 Give queen dawn her precious space. 217 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,907 - Up yours, Walt. 218 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:29,874 - Could you just be quiet a minute? 219 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:30,909 I'm trying to make this call. 220 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:31,876 - There's no service in here. 221 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,278 - Hey, sis? 222 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,014 Uh, if you get this message, it's marta. 223 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,349 I'm stuck in an elevator 224 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,285 with the orchestra. 225 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,053 I think we're all gonna die. 226 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,155 - Oh, god! - - Oh come on, marta, 227 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,523 shut the hell up! 228 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,425 - That was uncalled for, Walt. 229 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,827 You shut up yourself. 230 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,428 - You just told Walt to shut up. 231 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,363 - I was shutting up the shutter upper. 232 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,132 It's different. 233 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,601 - What if we miss the entire Christmas concert? 234 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,436 - I wouldn't care if i never played another concert 235 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,405 in my entire life. 236 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,107 - Oh come on, you don't mean that. 237 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,175 Ugh. 238 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,443 - Oh, seriously? 239 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,445 - Oh. - - Okay, who did that? 240 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,147 - Nice try, Walt? 241 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,215 - I'm so backed up right now 242 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,916 I couldn't fart to save my life. 243 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,352 - Who ever did the deed, I hope you die 244 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,554 a long and painful death. Ow! 245 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,089 - I think i just threw up. 246 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,325 - Ugh, what's that on my neck? 247 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,460 Is that throw up on my neck? 248 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,128 - It's probably just sweat. 249 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,330 - Marta? 250 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,232 - Maybe I didn't, maybe i didn't, it's okay. 251 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,934 - How can you not know whether or not you threw up? 252 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,502 - It's your own sweat. 253 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,570 - Back off. 254 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,072 - Hey, relax kid. 255 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,406 - Bring it bad boy. - - Hey! 256 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,608 - Walt! 257 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,142 - Come on, come on. 258 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,444 - Stop the madness! 259 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:47,585 - What was that? 260 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:52,557 - Who the hell has a gun in here? 261 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,894 - I don't have a gun. 262 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,030 - Me neither. 263 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,500 - I wish I had a gun. 264 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:06,037 - A woman of my beauty can never be too careful. 265 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,610 Shh. 266 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:34,198 - Damn it. 267 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,671 - Let me guess again, cakes? 268 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,240 In the business of cakes? 269 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,145 You don't work for the government. 270 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,113 What are you an attorney? 271 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,015 - What are you, a private detective? 272 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,351 - Do I look like a private dick? 273 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,554 - I wouldn't say private. 274 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,024 Paralegal. 275 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,627 - Ahh. 276 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,530 - I was wondering-- - you know... 277 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,965 - I'm sorry, go ahead. 278 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,200 - No, no, no, you should go. 279 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,202 - I was just gonna say, maybe we should try 280 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,472 yelling or jumping up and down or something? 281 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,574 - Really? 282 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,977 I was gonna say that coat is totally wrong for you. 283 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,478 - You're a fashion critic now? 284 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,213 - No, it's deeper than that. 285 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,614 I'm a deep guy. 286 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,517 - No thanks. 287 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:31,089 - You ever poor crackle all over a scoop of ice cream? 288 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,757 - I don't know. 289 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,994 - Well, you're the ice cream 290 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:39,430 and that coat is your shell, 291 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,165 that's your hiding place. 292 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,467 - Well, if you can tell I'm trying to hide, 293 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,203 I must not be doing a very good job of it. 294 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,439 - Why would you possibly want to hide how beautiful you are? 295 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,408 I mean, what are you afraid of? 296 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,577 Little ole' me? 297 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,546 Wait, I got it. 298 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,449 You're an only child, right? 299 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:02,453 You're a sorority girl at Harvard, 300 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,622 just like mommy was. 301 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,257 And then you went to law school and you thought 302 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,526 you met Mr. right but he dumped you final semester 303 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,461 when he realized he could be the next 304 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,764 wolf of wall street. 305 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,665 You managed to graduate but 306 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,567 you were so distraught you just couldn't 307 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,736 pass the bar and so you told all your friends 308 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,372 that you're a lawyer even though, really, 309 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:25,510 all you do is work for one. 310 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,145 Here comes my favorite part. 311 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,813 It's why I saved it for last. 312 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,382 - I can't wait. 313 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,486 - You've always wanted to be a cheerleader. 314 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,288 - What are you doing? 315 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,058 - Well, I'd like to take a picture of you. 316 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,193 - Stop! Hey! Stop! 317 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,628 - Come one, show me what's under that shell. 318 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:43,628 - Stop! 319 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,431 - Show me some emotion, yeah, that's it. 320 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,632 - We're in the surgery wing, 321 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,635 headed down to recovery on the third floor. 322 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,540 How can that be? This is a hospital. 323 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,277 Got it. 324 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,514 There's a glitch with the backup generators, 325 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,783 should be 10 to 15 minutes. 326 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,553 - You better hope it's fixed before sleeping 327 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,455 beauty wakes up or one of you's gonna have to 328 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,622 tell her the truth. 329 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,258 - The truth is a cardiac liposarcoma. 330 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,094 Nothing anybody could have done about it, 331 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,295 except god. 332 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,664 She had that bitch covered. 333 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,099 - How's that? 334 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,402 - She asked me to pray with her before surgery. 335 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,572 - And? 336 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,522 - Maybe we should jump up and down to get it going. 337 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,357 - Yes! 338 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,692 - No. 339 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,329 - No. 340 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,397 - Oh. 341 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,601 Well, I'm Molly. 342 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,770 I have been sober for 45 minutes. 343 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,875 I was headed to eat Chinese with my bff, Sherry, 344 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:06,444 who will tell you about herself in just a minute. 345 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:10,915 Oh, I'm a sagittarius and I'm allergic to peanuts, 346 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,418 which is rare to be a sagittarius 347 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,321 and allergic to peanuts. 348 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,893 - I'm Sherry, rhymes with canary. 349 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,762 In a past life I was a cyberkinetic force of unknown origin, 350 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,366 but in this life, I'm a poetry major. 351 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,800 Which means I pay the rent by testing cosmetics, 352 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,937 which is why my face is kind of puffy today. 353 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,473 Don't stare. 354 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,681 - I am Nick. 355 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,762 - I'm an art curator. 356 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,363 I was supposed to lead the benefit tour 357 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,433 of the abstract exhibit at the met tonight. 358 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,504 Just me, in new York's leading lights. 359 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,639 Yeah, instead I get to spend it with four strangers 360 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:13,311 who clearly wash their hands less than three times a day. 361 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,947 - That's the national average. 362 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:18,216 - I know. 363 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,252 My name is Glen. 364 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,523 - I'm Tim giles. 365 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,426 And first off, cyberkinetic forces, if they exist at all 366 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,796 have origins as definable as any other, 367 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,232 unless they lay outside the realm of time and space, 368 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:34,232 which is impossible. 369 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:39,537 Secondly, I don't buy that you're going out for Chinese. 370 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:43,307 Not in those shoes. 371 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,678 - Uh, well, we're headed to 372 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,881 a salsa bar to dance with illegal people. 373 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,784 It's our little Christmas charity. 374 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:58,022 So sue us. 375 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,591 - It's not a winnable case. 376 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,596 - Are you kidding me? 377 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,599 Why so serious? Huh? 378 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,603 We got a party here! 379 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,506 - Looking good. 380 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,608 Stop! 381 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,555 - Say what you're gonna say. 382 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,692 - We got a problem getting you out of there. 383 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,327 - I know this. 384 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,795 Que pasa? 385 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,399 - We got people stuck in elevators all around the block. 386 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,435 Your Van severed their main power line. 387 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,636 - I screw the pooch? 388 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,937 - Yeah, you did. 389 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,673 But your Van is also connecting the two halves 390 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,341 of the backup line. 391 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,476 The reason those elevators haven't fallen to the ground 392 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,612 is because your Van is conducting electricity to their 393 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,447 emergency breaks. 394 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,682 - What are you gonna do? 395 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,317 - We're gonna dig down either side of you, 396 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,818 splice a line around your Van, 397 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,921 lift you up and get you out of there. 398 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,990 - Hope it works. 399 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,858 - Me too. 400 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,027 Can I get you anything else? 401 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,530 - Yeah. 402 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:15,633 I want to see my senora. 403 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,601 - Guadalupe? 404 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,338 - My real senora. 405 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:23,040 - A gunshot? 406 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,944 I don't think so, no. 407 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,046 But if we did have a gun in here, 408 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:29,046 would that help us get out quicker? 409 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,583 - Tell them we'll shoot a person every hour until 410 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,018 they rescue us. 411 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,588 - No wonder you're a drummer, you're so aggressive. 412 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,391 - 10 more minutes, more or less. 413 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:41,992 They're working on it as fast as they can. 414 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,528 - Let's pry the doors open. 415 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:44,528 - We could shoot them open. 416 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:49,433 - I never want to see that gun again. 417 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,437 - Rotate? 418 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,139 - Yeah. 419 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:17,094 - Gonna be starting the hallelujah chorus about now. 420 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,397 - They're asleep. 421 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,031 - Why would you say that? 422 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:24,435 You're one of the world's most accomplished violinists. 423 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,904 - I'm one of the world's most bored violinists. 424 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,739 I wanted to be a dancer. 425 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,441 - Then why aren't you? 426 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,676 - My mother made me give it up for the violin. 427 00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:34,979 - I got to admit, playing dead guy's compositions 428 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,549 over and over again kinda bums me out. 429 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,485 Mozart, bach, handel, 430 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,587 those guys have got more control over my life than I do 431 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:47,191 and they've been dead for over 300 years. 432 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,959 - Yeah, when I was a little girl I used to dream of 433 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,962 playing for the queen of england. 434 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,564 I taped a picture of her to my bedroom wall 435 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:56,901 and practiced in front of it. 436 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,603 Two years ago, there she was 437 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,573 sitting in our audience. 438 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:07,978 - When I warm up before a concert, 439 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:11,649 I do it exactly the way my father taught me. 440 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,921 It's like a prayer to him. 441 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,095 - I like boy bands. 442 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,731 - Please tell me that wasn't dawn. 443 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,166 - She's got a gun, 444 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,669 she can like whoever she wants. 445 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,745 - Come on, i said I was sorry. 446 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:44,048 I didn't mean to freak you out. 447 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,750 - Now, how long has it been 448 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:50,788 since we got stuck in here? 449 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:55,793 - Ugh, two hours? 450 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:58,062 It's the only elevator in the building, right? 451 00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,064 - Yeah. 452 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:05,002 - So they gotta know that we are still stuck in here! 453 00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:20,918 - I'm not an only child. 454 00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:26,690 - What? 455 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,226 - I'm not an only child. 456 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:32,630 I'm the middle of five. 457 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:35,566 My dad was a janitor 458 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:40,571 but I did have all the aspirations of the rich kids. 459 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:45,209 Debate club, early graduation, 460 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,578 and the whole bit. 461 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:51,849 But as soon as I got accepted to Princeton 462 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:56,687 and Yale and Harvard, i realized I just, 463 00:25:56,689 --> 00:26:00,991 I really didn't want to go to any of them. 464 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:04,328 It was, I don't know, 465 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,997 I was just completely burnt out. 466 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:10,200 So I stayed home and went to a couple 467 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:13,871 community college classes. 468 00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:18,576 I'm not even a paralegal. 469 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:21,278 - Ahh, lies. 470 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:25,983 - I just make copies and coffee. 471 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:32,356 Speaking of which, I'm really hungry. 472 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:35,793 Do you have anything in these bags? 473 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:40,731 - I don't know. 474 00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:53,944 I'll make you a deal. 475 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:11,161 - Hello? Hello! 476 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,963 - Harris and son, can you hold? 477 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,666 - No, I can't. 478 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:19,269 - Okay, sir, what's the problem? 479 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,671 - What do you think the problem is? 480 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,773 I'm stuck in this damned elevator! 481 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,174 - Yeah, I see that. 482 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:27,177 Uh, we're dealing with a situation down here. 483 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,647 I'm gonna check it out as soon as possible. 484 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:30,881 Really sorry about that. 485 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,883 - You've just spoken four complete sentences 486 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:35,986 without providing one drop of pertinent information. 487 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,422 I already realize my elevator has a situation 488 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:41,258 and you being sorry in and of itself 489 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,060 is not pertinent. 490 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,763 Your checking out the problem is not pertinent. 491 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,931 I doubt that you are even pertinent! 492 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:51,869 But whoever you are, you better get this elevator moving 493 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:54,705 in one minute or i will find you, 494 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,675 fire you, and then make sure that you are fired 495 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,177 from your next three jobs after that. 496 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,179 Is that pertinent enough for you? 497 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:07,117 Hello? Hello? 498 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:26,704 - Over two hours. 499 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,339 What's going on? 500 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:33,877 - It can't be that hard to reset the system. 501 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:48,325 - Don't let him get to you, doc. 502 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:53,397 - The idea of a higher power helps someone, then great. 503 00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:56,467 Personally, I don't buy it. 504 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:58,102 - You don't buy it or you don't buy 505 00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:01,905 that anyone should buy it? 506 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:05,776 - I don't like to see good people get hurt 507 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:09,379 putting faith in things that aren't real. 508 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:13,350 - Did you get hurt, doc? 509 00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:21,825 - It's just not real. 510 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:25,763 - Are heart transplants real? 511 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:25,763 - Of course they are. 512 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:31,535 - Now, but they were only imaginary a few decades ago. 513 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:34,972 - So if we wait long enough then anything can be-- 514 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,911 - ow! 515 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:47,451 - Hello? 516 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,520 Yeah? 517 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:52,556 Okay. 518 00:29:56,394 --> 00:30:00,998 I think we might have killed the backup system. 519 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,433 - If ever there was an argument 520 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:06,537 against intelligent design... 521 00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:23,587 - Ping. 522 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:29,560 - Huh, "abandon hope, all ye who enter here." 523 00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:33,397 - Okay, I'm gonna pretend that I didn't see that. 524 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,588 - Could you please stop doing that? 525 00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:00,557 - Hey, we're stuck between the 15th and 16th floors. 526 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:00,557 - We're aware of that. 527 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,527 - So the logical solution is to lower us half a floor 528 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,395 by accessing the reserve cable. 529 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,431 - There's no such thing as a reserve cable, 530 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:08,565 but nice try. 531 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,967 - Don't patronize me, 532 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,435 we all have the same problem, 533 00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:14,438 one problem, increasing the ratio of problem solvers 534 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,874 to said problem inevitably improves our chances 535 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,909 of solving that problem is less time. 536 00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,444 - Sir, we are working very hard-- 537 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:23,180 - possibility number one, a secondary source of power 538 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:25,616 as evidenced by the backup lights is available 539 00:31:25,618 --> 00:31:27,885 and while probably insufficient to simultaneously power 540 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:29,953 every elevator in the building, might be fed 541 00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:31,255 exclusively to one. 542 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:39,463 - Seven and a half billion people in the world 543 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:41,999 and you manage to piss off the one man who could 544 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,134 possibly help us. 545 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:48,105 - There are only 7.163 billion people in the world. 546 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:53,343 Point taken. 547 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:57,614 - It was dark, it was misty, 548 00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:00,617 it was no night to be running out of gas 549 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,520 on a lonely country road. 550 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,556 The husband locked his wife in the car 551 00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:09,159 while he went for help. 552 00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:12,696 But when he came back, she was dead 553 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,564 and there was someone he'd never seen before 554 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,367 in the car with her. 555 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,436 But the doors had not been opened, 556 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:23,507 the windows had not been rolled down. 557 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:27,311 The car-- - it was a baby. 558 00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:34,051 - Why can't you take a picture of an Indian woman 559 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:36,420 with hair curlers? 560 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:38,121 - You need a camera to take a picture, 561 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:40,657 not hair curlers. 562 00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:51,168 - Take an empty wine bottle, drop a coin it 563 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:54,471 and put a cork in the top of the bottle. 564 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,207 How can you get the coin out without removing 565 00:32:57,209 --> 00:33:00,277 the cork? 566 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:02,012 There's no such thing as a question without 567 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:04,448 an answer. 568 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:07,050 You might not know it now, but it's out there, 569 00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:08,986 waiting to be found. 570 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:12,255 Wanting to be found. 571 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:15,192 It's almost always simple. 572 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:18,495 So simple, it's almost silly. 573 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:22,132 And when you find it, 574 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:27,037 well, there's no feeling like it in the world. 575 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:36,480 - My wife's gonna kill me. 576 00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:38,749 - My dad's gonna kill me when he finds out 577 00:33:38,751 --> 00:33:40,617 I was fired. 578 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,619 - Laid off. 579 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,589 - He's a big time developer. 580 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:49,326 All he cares about is work and money. 581 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:52,629 He's building a skyscraper with a five floor penthouse, 582 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,297 just for him. 583 00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:56,800 - You know, I've had to lay off 238 people since I 584 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,602 started this job? 585 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:02,039 I have list at home of everybody I've ever laid off. 586 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,574 I don't know why I keep it. 587 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,511 - Probably helps you to pretend you really care. 588 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,246 - What are you a Saint? 589 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:11,581 It's like watching tornado coverage on the news, 590 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,483 you know you should feel bad but then you just 591 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:16,153 change the channel and thank god it wasn't you. 592 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:18,388 You know what the execs call you employees? 593 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,823 Care bears. 594 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:22,059 - Know what they call you? 595 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,227 Snow white because you're so bored 596 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:27,531 and disengaged that you might as well be dead. 597 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:28,665 - Snow white? 598 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,268 - Yeah, Dave called you sasquatch, 599 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:34,371 but he never made any sense. 600 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:37,441 - Dave, you know Dave slept 601 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:40,444 on my couch one night? 602 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:44,648 Yeah, company Christmas party two years ago. 603 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:48,552 Dave, designated driver Dave, 604 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:52,322 gets so sloshed, calls a cab, climbs inside, 605 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,424 and can't remember where he lives. 606 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,359 The hotel gives him my address since I'm the guy 607 00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,627 who paid for the party, 608 00:34:57,629 --> 00:35:01,198 he shows up at my house, he's got no idea he's 609 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,399 at the wrong place. 610 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,568 He waltzes in on my wife and me, 611 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,670 so we take him out and put him on the couch. 612 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:10,207 Next morning we get up, he's gone without a trace. 613 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:12,175 Blanket's folded up, the whole bit, 614 00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:13,777 like he was never there. 615 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,113 And he never said a word about it and neither did I, 616 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:19,116 but every Christmas, there's a plate of sugar cookies 617 00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:21,218 arrives on our doorstep. 618 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,420 Little reindeer sugar cookies 619 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:25,589 and I know it's Dave bringing them. 620 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,724 - That's not Dave. 621 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:30,427 It's accounting. 622 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:33,730 They put eyedrops in them, 623 00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:37,367 diarrhea. 624 00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:41,171 - That explains a lot. 625 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,310 - Oh, I know, it's just the worst thing ever, isn't it? 626 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:52,149 - Perfect. - - Okay. 627 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:55,619 - All right. 628 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,793 Wow. 629 00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:16,907 Let's do it. 630 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:28,485 - Sir? 631 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,955 - Hello? Yes, I'm in here! 632 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,423 - We're trying to get you down. 633 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:34,724 There's a power outage a block away 634 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:35,725 and it looks like it might be awhile. 635 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,761 - Just open the damn door! 636 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:37,761 - You're between floors, sir, 637 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:40,630 even if we could-- - is there anything 638 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,799 you know how to do? 639 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:42,799 - Sir, I'm trying my-- 640 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:46,836 - you're fired! That's what you are! 641 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,874 Hello? 642 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,743 Hello? Come back here! 643 00:36:57,682 --> 00:37:00,917 Hello? Hello? 644 00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:05,288 Oh, shit! 645 00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,725 Get me 646 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:11,728 out of here! 647 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,951 - Like this. 648 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:39,956 - Well, it's not as big as my face. 649 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:42,325 - You gotta push harder. 650 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:48,665 - Ow! You little runt. 651 00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:53,436 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 652 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,640 I almost started to pee. 653 00:37:57,808 --> 00:37:59,643 - Think of something else. 654 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:00,877 Think about cars. 655 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,580 What kind of car do you think she drives? 656 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,682 - What's she do, chief? 657 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,951 - She's a harpist in the orchestra. 658 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,953 - So she's gotta drive something big 659 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,656 enough to haul the harp around. 660 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:15,458 She's what? 35? 661 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,693 - 32. 662 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,361 - A young, poor musician, 663 00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:19,663 it's gotta be used. 664 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:23,767 A 2001 Volvo wagon. 665 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:27,070 - No, her husband's a computer programmer. 666 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:32,075 - So, we do have a little money. Hmm. 667 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,744 A Land Rover? 668 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,513 - Could be. 669 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,714 - 10 bucks says it's red. 670 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:38,815 - Why? 671 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,817 - Musicians love red. 672 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:44,754 Passionate artist, dressed in black all the time. 673 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:47,424 Whenever they can, they choose red. 674 00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,558 - Says who? 675 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,027 - Says... 676 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,629 Studies. 677 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,531 - I bet her car's black 'cause she's 678 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,032 conditioned to like black. 679 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,834 - I bet it's brown. 680 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,636 Look at her hair color. 681 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,638 She's kept it natural. 682 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,641 How 'bout you, Dr. moneybags? 683 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:09,713 - Mmm, I'll say white, not off white, 684 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:10,680 pure white. 685 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,615 You know, like heaven. 686 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,684 - Here we go. 687 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:18,855 - Look, let's be honest, god, white beard, angels. 688 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,791 Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? 689 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,560 - Is there anything about our existence 690 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:25,095 that isn't ridiculous? 691 00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:26,930 - Sure there is. 692 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:30,133 - Let's assume the universe existed 693 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:33,737 only as random chaos 694 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:36,639 and 14 billion years ago 695 00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:38,575 there was a big bang 696 00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:42,579 and out of it came planets and stars and vegetables 697 00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:45,882 and cavemen and the five of us all sitting 698 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,417 right here in this elevator? 699 00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,152 Is that possible? 700 00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:50,653 - You bet it is. 701 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:54,491 - And is it also crazy? 702 00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:59,562 Yeah, because I don't care how any of us got here, 703 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:04,634 it's mind-blowing, incredible and grand. 704 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:10,707 - All right, a beautiful, young wife whose heart is being 705 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:15,612 strangled now, explain that and a loving god to me, 706 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:19,582 on this fine Christmas Eve? 707 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:23,019 - I can't. 708 00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:26,189 I'll tell you what i can explain. 709 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:30,026 One summer evening when I was 10, 710 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:34,798 I was playing outside because my parents were fighting. 711 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,468 The sun was going down and I turned around 712 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:43,540 to look at my house and I had this feeling 713 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:48,812 as clear as anything that god knows who I am. 714 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:52,148 It wasn't like, here's the whole story, 715 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:57,120 or now it's us against them, it was just 716 00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:03,626 know this, 717 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,729 know this one thing. 718 00:41:06,731 --> 00:41:10,800 And, uh, I could never deny what I felt 719 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,069 at that moment 720 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:16,773 and hanging on to it gets me passed the things 721 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:20,076 that I don't understand. 722 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:23,880 I don't know everything, but it doesn't mean 723 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:27,217 I don't know anything. 724 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:36,793 - Yeah, yeah, we're almost down to the mains. 725 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,897 That's great, not too deep. 726 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:46,169 Yeah, well, I'll get right back to you. 727 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:49,105 - Mr. Cooper? 728 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,974 - Mrs. Lopez? 729 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:56,713 - If we're halfway between floors, 730 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:59,782 the top of our elevator's got to be no more 731 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,985 than 10 feet from the next floor. 732 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:04,787 - Why not just break the bottle to get the coin out? 733 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:05,989 - You can't break the bottle. 734 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,590 - Can you melt it? 735 00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:09,626 - No, because you can't alter the condition 736 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:10,960 of the bottle in any way. 737 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:14,764 - Hey, could you give me a boost, big guy? 738 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,802 Okay. 739 00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:22,705 - Ah, let's play charades. 740 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:23,306 - Yes! 741 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:25,308 - I'll go first. 742 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:27,143 - It's movie. - - Yes. 743 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,778 - Two words. 744 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,747 - There's no light coming from the other floors. 745 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,783 No way to tell how far the next one is. 746 00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:36,819 - A horse, a deer? 747 00:42:38,088 --> 00:42:40,757 - Deer hunter? 748 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,961 - It's a dog. 749 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:47,297 - If we could get up there, 750 00:42:47,299 --> 00:42:49,799 the doors probably wouldn't open with the power out. 751 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,702 - Benji? 752 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:54,771 - Hounds of the damned? 753 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,773 - Old yeller. 754 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:58,708 - Yeah. 755 00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:00,209 - How did he get that? 756 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,813 - Saddest movie ever, scarred me for life, 757 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:04,981 I loved it. 758 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:07,283 - Saddest thing you can think of, go! 759 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,819 - A puppy in a full body cast 760 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:12,822 and he's crying and in the reflection 761 00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:15,224 of one of the tears, there's a unicorn and he's 762 00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:17,727 starving to death. 763 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:19,329 - Hmm, it's hard to top that. 764 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:21,030 - Yes, it is. 765 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:23,967 - A boy who eats his best friend. 766 00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:26,603 - Ew. 767 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:29,706 - Um, a bunny who falls in a well 768 00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:33,242 and no one can save him because-- 769 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:36,279 - everyone's been eaten. 770 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:42,352 - Your turn, Einstein, saddest thing ever. 771 00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:47,156 - Well, there was a scientist who lived 772 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:50,226 300 years ago who wanted to figure out 773 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,862 how much the earth weighed. 774 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,831 And he theorized a series of measurements 775 00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:57,066 that could be taken using pendulums, weights, 776 00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:58,701 and counterweights. 777 00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:02,772 He spent years building his ingenious contraption 778 00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:04,707 and then he died. 779 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:06,809 He knew exactly how to get the answer, 780 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:11,247 but he never got to know it. 781 00:44:17,688 --> 00:44:20,790 Everything that has ever occurred, 782 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,759 everything that ever will occur 783 00:44:22,761 --> 00:44:25,094 is subject to laws that are knowable 784 00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:26,863 and with enough of that knowledge, 785 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:29,866 you could literally understand everything. 786 00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:33,036 And to live in recognition of that Gulf, 787 00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:35,438 between what is knowable, which is everything, 788 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,175 and what we actually know, which is almost nothing, 789 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:42,745 well that's more than sad. 790 00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:45,848 It's the ultimate human tragedy. 791 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,426 - You know the problem with this company? 792 00:44:56,428 --> 00:44:59,028 Global energy's a big challenge, right? 793 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,798 So we think we gotta be a big company, 794 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,468 so we end up big and slow and old-fashioned. 795 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,036 No way to stay ahead of the curve when you're built 796 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,871 like an aircraft carrier. 797 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:11,974 - Yeah, it's the worst place to be though, 798 00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:13,876 ahead of the curve. 799 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:13,876 - Why? 800 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:18,848 - Everyone is always focusing on energy sources, 801 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,950 I mean you can get energy from anything: 802 00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:23,086 Water, corn, dead dinosaurs, 803 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:26,322 but it's the delivery of energy that poses 804 00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:28,191 the greatest opportunity. 805 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:29,926 And it's simple. 806 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:31,127 - You mean microgrids? 807 00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,862 - No, no, no. 808 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:33,963 - The fiberoptic? 809 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:35,932 - Nope. 810 00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:39,202 - What? 811 00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,778 What is this? Your Magnum opus? 812 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:51,080 - Check it out. 813 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,354 - This is your idea? 814 00:45:58,356 --> 00:45:59,856 - I said it was simple. 815 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:02,225 - Why haven't you shared this with anyone? 816 00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:04,827 - I'm in tech support, or rather was, 817 00:46:04,829 --> 00:46:06,395 plus, it's not fully thought out yet. 818 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:08,297 I mean, I can deliver energy straight to your 819 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,900 front porch, but if you've got a house with stoneage 820 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:13,269 circuitry, well, that's where 821 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:15,304 the magic ends. 822 00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:18,307 - Well, who says you need to go inside the house? 823 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:20,376 Make them go out and get it. 824 00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:23,312 Not the people, the gadgets. 825 00:46:24,848 --> 00:46:26,249 - They want a second extension, 826 00:46:26,251 --> 00:46:28,484 one way or another, somebody's gonna hung out to dry 827 00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:28,484 and it ain't gonna be me. 828 00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:32,789 Call the fixer, get the names of all the other 829 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:36,192 competitors, take out separate lawsuits, 830 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:38,928 get hillman back from his honeymoon, 831 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:40,530 he can help. 832 00:46:40,532 --> 00:46:44,367 And find the name of kelso's favorite restaurant, 833 00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:47,270 buy it, we can't wine and dine him, 834 00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:50,907 let's make damn sure no other bugger can. 835 00:46:54,078 --> 00:46:55,812 - Show me what's underneath that shell. 836 00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:57,146 Think about the clogger. 837 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,114 - I hate the clogger. 838 00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,382 - How much do you hate him? 839 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:01,484 Clogging in the morning, 840 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:02,852 clogging in the evening, 841 00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:04,554 clogging 'til you want to die. 842 00:47:04,556 --> 00:47:07,023 He clogs for the girl in 43. 843 00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:09,892 But you know what, she's not a lover, 844 00:47:09,894 --> 00:47:12,929 she's a fighter. 845 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,931 We're not making copies today. 846 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:17,567 She's got a jaw of steel, ladies and gentlemen. 847 00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:20,436 Show me what's underneath that shell. 848 00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:21,871 A heart of glass. 849 00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:23,039 - What does that mean? 850 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,874 - When that heart gets broken, 851 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,475 ain't nobody gonna come in-- 852 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:28,845 - okay, you know what, I'm done. 853 00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:32,582 I just, I want my stupid candy bar, okay? 854 00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:40,056 - All right. 855 00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:43,926 You earned it. 856 00:47:43,928 --> 00:47:47,230 - I kind of hate you. 857 00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:59,542 - Hola, Jorge. 858 00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:14,056 - Hey, hey! 859 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:16,893 - No, no. 860 00:48:51,328 --> 00:48:53,029 - And I want him scared stiff, 861 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:54,931 I want him scared into action. 862 00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:57,934 These people, they aren't tough, 863 00:48:57,936 --> 00:49:00,102 they're weak people trying to act tough. 864 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,337 They're wasting my time. 865 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:15,584 Please? Won't somebody help me? 866 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,721 I am stuck in here! 867 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:24,293 Help me! 868 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:41,243 God help me. 869 00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:46,215 - I'll dose her down to make it last, 870 00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:48,751 but if her vitals drop, you're gonna have 871 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:52,655 the mother of all lawsuits on your hands. 872 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,223 - I'm gonna have the mother of all divorces 873 00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:57,159 on my hands if I don't get out of here soon. 874 00:49:57,161 --> 00:49:59,628 I promised my wife I'd take her to the met tonight, 875 00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:04,100 some Christmas Eve art thing. 876 00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:08,337 - Just go in the corner. 877 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:12,041 - Not in here, you don't. 878 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:15,678 - Let me show you a trick. 879 00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:21,117 - Ah, I don't think that'll handle the volume. 880 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,185 - I did a rotation at in eastern medicine. 881 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,787 I'm gonna show you how to block out 882 00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:27,289 pain with your mind. 883 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:29,692 Stick this into my neck. 884 00:50:51,648 --> 00:50:54,083 The mind controls the body. 885 00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:56,419 The body serves the mind. 886 00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:59,088 Through the mind, into the body. 887 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:01,490 - So-- - shh. 888 00:51:06,264 --> 00:51:09,565 My body is hereby denied permission to feel pain. 889 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:12,101 My mind has not authorized it. 890 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:15,738 My mind has not deemed it so. 891 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:19,708 Right here. 892 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:22,111 All at once. 893 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:49,171 Ha. 894 00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:52,741 Ha. 895 00:51:57,849 --> 00:51:59,815 Take it out! 896 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:01,851 Take it out! 897 00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,819 - I can't! 898 00:52:03,821 --> 00:52:05,287 - Come here. 899 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,856 Hold still, hold still. 900 00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:16,732 - You said you wouldn't feel it. 901 00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:18,167 - Yeah. 902 00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:20,903 - Karen? Can you hear me? 903 00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:23,772 Try not to move. 904 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:25,841 - Heart rate is climbing. 905 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:29,578 Probably from somebody screaming. 906 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:32,314 - Karen, I want you to relax. 907 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:35,584 Can you hear me? 908 00:52:39,589 --> 00:52:43,292 - Where's my husband? 909 00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:08,417 - After several days, officials changed the mission 910 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:11,420 from one of rescue to recovery. 911 00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:13,289 But friends and family held out hope, 912 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:15,791 staging a candlelight vigil in the building's lobby 913 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,595 mere feet from where the group were last seen. 914 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:25,768 - And it's a regular sized coin? 915 00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:28,737 - Regular sized coin, regular sized bottle, 916 00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:31,941 regular sized cork. 917 00:53:31,943 --> 00:53:35,578 - Not a time travel thing? 918 00:53:44,821 --> 00:53:47,256 - So, uh, 919 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:51,227 what do they mean? 920 00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:55,898 - Oh, uh, lots of things. 921 00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:03,505 Uh, this one's for my grandpa. 922 00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:08,844 This one's my mom. 923 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:13,282 This is my goldfish, Mr. sundae, 924 00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:16,919 he still hasn't figured out what he wants to say. 925 00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:23,025 - Um, what about, uh, um, this one? 926 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,693 That one? 927 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:29,298 - That one's complicated. 928 00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:35,537 - Oh, it's beautiful. 929 00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:37,539 Who's it for? 930 00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:39,908 - A friend. 931 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:43,746 - A, uh, a girlfriend? 932 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:46,815 - Not anymore. 933 00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:07,469 - Is that water? 934 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,937 - You have water? 935 00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:11,740 - Yes. 936 00:55:11,742 --> 00:55:13,942 - I think we should give it to Jacob. 937 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:15,444 - I'm all right for now. 938 00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:16,779 I think we should save it. 939 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:18,747 - In case we're trapped in a smaller, 940 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,816 hotter, elevator some day? 941 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,018 - Maybe Jacob's right, maybe we should save it. 942 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,820 - Crimeny! 943 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,722 - I'll give you $20 for it. 944 00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:30,626 - I'll give you $100 for it. 945 00:55:30,628 --> 00:55:34,396 - Since when do you have 100 bucks? 946 00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:40,602 We'll save it for later. 947 00:55:40,604 --> 00:55:42,504 Yeah. 948 00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:52,348 - Christmas Eve, solo performance, 949 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:55,517 what do you play? 950 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:57,653 - I'll be home for Christmas. 951 00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:02,391 - Bing Crosby, better than Beethoven. 952 00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:05,794 - Got similar chord progressions. 953 00:56:05,796 --> 00:56:09,064 Not sure what we could bring to the lyrics. 954 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,914 - Oh yeah. 955 00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:42,150 - It's the same delivery system you're talking about 956 00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:44,686 but we apply it to both sides, 957 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:46,622 doubling its efficiency. 958 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:46,622 - What about rural areas? 959 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:49,758 You know, places that don't draw that much power? 960 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:54,196 - Maybe we could sell the midwest back to the French. 961 00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:57,599 - Or, we could offset the difference 962 00:58:57,601 --> 00:58:59,701 with a bigger push from the primary? 963 00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,069 - I don't know. - - No, no, no. 964 00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:03,772 We're making it too complicated. 965 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:07,776 The beauty of it was its simplicity. Right? 966 00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:10,879 How do we turn a rural area's remoteness, 967 00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:14,182 into a benefit? 968 00:59:17,921 --> 00:59:21,056 - Hello? Is anybody there? 969 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,892 I need to reach my son. 970 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:27,996 I have to tell him that... 971 00:59:30,633 --> 00:59:32,801 I didn't expect him to understand. 972 00:59:32,803 --> 00:59:36,705 I certainly don't expect him to forgive me 973 00:59:38,174 --> 00:59:42,044 but he ought to know 974 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:46,348 that I know that I screwed up. 975 00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:50,652 I've got a lot of stuff. 976 00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:54,289 That's not what we had. 977 00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,258 You, your mum, and me 978 00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:00,896 had a one bedroom flat in north London. 979 01:00:00,898 --> 01:00:05,000 Archway. 980 01:00:06,202 --> 01:00:09,838 You probably don't remember it 981 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,709 but we were rich. 982 01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:20,716 All this other stuff, 983 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:23,919 it's nothing! 984 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:26,989 They dress you up, 985 01:00:26,991 --> 01:00:30,158 they tell you you can buy everything you want, 986 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:34,029 act like you own the world, 987 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:37,265 but that isn't it. 988 01:00:39,235 --> 01:00:44,306 We were rich, James, Jimmy. 989 01:00:46,943 --> 01:00:49,945 So sorry. 990 01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:55,851 I blew it. 991 01:01:04,961 --> 01:01:06,995 - Do you feel anything, Karen? 992 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,064 - No. 993 01:01:11,868 --> 01:01:14,903 I can't feel my chest. 994 01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,139 - Your sternum is held together with staples, 995 01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:21,843 so it's important that you hold very still, okay? 996 01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:28,316 - How'd it go? 997 01:01:29,419 --> 01:01:32,187 - Tumor did a lot of damage. 998 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,956 Much more than we could see on the mri. 999 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:38,193 It's not good, Karen. 1000 01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:41,897 - Am I gonna die? 1001 01:01:41,899 --> 01:01:44,366 - You probably have a few weeks. 1002 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:47,169 Maybe a month. 1003 01:01:57,313 --> 01:02:00,949 - Do I have to spend the rest of it in here? 1004 01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:03,385 - This all seems very strange, I know, 1005 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:06,121 but, uh, you'll be out of here soon 1006 01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:08,724 and back together with your husband. 1007 01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:12,327 - No... 1008 01:02:12,329 --> 01:02:14,496 I'm not going to tell him. 1009 01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:14,496 - Why not? 1010 01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:18,900 - Well, he already knows too much about everything. 1011 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:22,270 He doesn't need to know this. 1012 01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:27,909 - Don't we have to tell him? 1013 01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:31,379 - Legally, she's the only one we have to inform. 1014 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:34,883 - He'll know soon enough what's happening to me. 1015 01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:36,017 Dr. Roberts? 1016 01:02:36,019 --> 01:02:37,519 - Yes? 1017 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,387 - I need something from you. 1018 01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:40,922 - What's that, Karen? 1019 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:43,825 - I need you to pray for me. 1020 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:45,327 - I'll be sure to-- - I want you to pray 1021 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:48,897 for me now. 1022 01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:50,532 - Karen, I don't think that a prayer is gonna-- 1023 01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:54,936 - I'm not asking for a miracle, doc. 1024 01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:57,973 Just a prayer. 1025 01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:15,924 - Dear god, if 1026 01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:18,226 you're there-- - he's there, 1027 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:21,496 doc, he's there. 1028 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:23,899 - We have a woman here-- 1029 01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:25,967 - I have a name. 1030 01:03:29,005 --> 01:03:33,575 - Karen is very sick. 1031 01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,477 - Be honest, doc. 1032 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:38,980 - Would you let me do this? 1033 01:03:42,018 --> 01:03:47,022 Karen is going to die. 1034 01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:48,824 She has a tumor on her heart 1035 01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:51,993 and there's nothing that we can do about it. 1036 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:55,497 So if there's anything that you can do, 1037 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,499 please do it. 1038 01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:01,503 She's going to be in a lot of pain and 1039 01:04:03,439 --> 01:04:07,008 her husband is going to need help. 1040 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:10,946 Her family and friends 1041 01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:15,917 and all of us, 1042 01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:20,055 we all need to know something. 1043 01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:27,095 Not everything, just something. 1044 01:04:27,097 --> 01:04:28,296 Amen. 1045 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,398 - Amen. 1046 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:33,001 - Amen. 1047 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:37,072 You should have prayed for the elevator too, chief. 1048 01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:46,248 - Well, dimples, 1049 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,550 if they haven't figure it out by now, 1050 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,952 they ain't gonna figure it out 'til morning. 1051 01:04:50,954 --> 01:04:55,590 So, don't let the bed bugs bite. 1052 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:57,392 - Got any more candy bars? 1053 01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,394 - I wish. 1054 01:05:04,066 --> 01:05:08,370 - You know, you changed me. 1055 01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:12,641 - I what? 1056 01:05:12,643 --> 01:05:15,210 - Well, you wanted to prove I was beautiful, 1057 01:05:15,212 --> 01:05:17,913 and the first thing you did was change 1058 01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:21,316 my hair and makeup. 1059 01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:23,919 - Okay, that's called putting your best foot forward. 1060 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:27,622 I believe the greeks invented that. 1061 01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,691 - Well, if you really thought I was beautiful, 1062 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:33,962 you would've have just taken my picture. 1063 01:05:35,998 --> 01:05:37,999 - I'm sorry, uh, 1064 01:05:38,001 --> 01:05:42,704 who's photo was it that i just took about 300 times? 1065 01:05:43,673 --> 01:05:45,674 - Someone you made me pretend to be. 1066 01:05:45,676 --> 01:05:48,443 - No, that was you. 1067 01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:51,179 I took those pictures of you. 1068 01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:52,981 If waking you up and welcoming you back 1069 01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:56,284 to the rest of us is wrong, then you can lock me up 1070 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,386 and throw away the key. 1071 01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:02,390 Because when some east villager with non-prescriptive 1072 01:06:02,392 --> 01:06:05,327 lenses in his glasses makes concentric circles 1073 01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:08,630 of elephant shit on a canvas and calls it art, 1074 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,632 I thank monet. 1075 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:13,535 I thank him for painting lilypads 1076 01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:16,304 instead of the dead carp floating 1077 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:19,207 on top of the pond, i lost my metaphor. 1078 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,643 But you know where I'm coming from. 1079 01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:24,980 And I think you liked it. 1080 01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:31,286 - I think I want to take some more pictures. 1081 01:06:37,426 --> 01:06:41,563 - You know, I just want to say... 1082 01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:47,202 I'm not afraid to eat you guys if that's 1083 01:06:47,204 --> 01:06:49,371 what it comes down to. 1084 01:06:49,373 --> 01:06:52,073 - Think I figured out why you're still single, Walt. 1085 01:06:52,075 --> 01:06:56,077 - There are no secrets in elevators. 1086 01:06:57,113 --> 01:07:01,116 - Well, then 1087 01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:04,552 I cheated on my music theory final at Julliard. 1088 01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:08,790 - I have flowers sent to me after every concert. 1089 01:07:10,059 --> 01:07:11,793 - I'm the one who farted. 1090 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:13,461 Ow! 1091 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:15,063 There can be no retribution, 1092 01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,398 it's a confession. 1093 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,732 - Depends on what you confess. 1094 01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:20,502 - Hey, we should shoot the door open. 1095 01:07:20,504 --> 01:07:22,804 - And then what? Shoot our way through the brick wall? 1096 01:07:22,806 --> 01:07:24,072 - Maybe we'll be near an opening. 1097 01:07:24,074 --> 01:07:26,107 - Huh? - - Okay. 1098 01:07:26,109 --> 01:07:26,107 Give me some room. 1099 01:07:26,109 --> 01:07:30,678 - Wait a minute, what about a ricochet? 1100 01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:35,583 - This is a really bad idea. 1101 01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:36,785 - Don't do it, dawn! 1102 01:07:36,787 --> 01:07:36,785 I'll give you my water! 1103 01:07:36,787 --> 01:07:39,788 - Forget the water, open the damn door! 1104 01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:41,122 - Don't give up your water, Kendra. 1105 01:07:41,124 --> 01:07:43,425 - Maybe we should all just have a sip. 1106 01:07:43,427 --> 01:07:45,126 - What? Are we in Africa? Huh? 1107 01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:46,327 - It's Kendra's water, she should do 1108 01:07:46,329 --> 01:07:47,762 what she likes with it. 1109 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:49,497 - Everyone who thinks the water should remain a symbol 1110 01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:50,832 of hope, raise your hand. 1111 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,700 - This is ridiculous, it's her water! 1112 01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:55,103 - Shoot the damn door! 1113 01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:57,405 - Shut up! 1114 01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,807 Or I'll pour it out! 1115 01:07:58,809 --> 01:08:03,078 - Okay, fine, okay, 1116 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,347 I will put the gun away. 1117 01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:10,251 But I get to choose the next song. 1118 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:12,220 I want to hear silent night 1119 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:15,290 and I want Mandy to play it. 1120 01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:18,460 - About halfway down, 1121 01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:20,128 the big black one that looks like it should be pushed. 1122 01:08:20,130 --> 01:08:23,331 Yeah, you push it again to take a picture. 1123 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,633 - Right, okay, you ready? 1124 01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:26,835 - You're so pleased with yourself. 1125 01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:29,804 - Well, wouldn't you be? 1126 01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:31,439 - I guess I deserved that. 1127 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:33,808 - Yes, okay, let's see you work it. 1128 01:08:33,810 --> 01:08:36,111 Come on, dimples, show me some emotion. 1129 01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:39,114 Ooh, all right, you're the ice cream. 1130 01:08:39,116 --> 01:08:40,482 Crack the shell. 1131 01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,183 Oh, there it is. 1132 01:08:42,185 --> 01:08:43,218 That's really nice. 1133 01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:44,586 Have you done this before? 1134 01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:51,192 This mascara really brings out your eyes. 1135 01:08:51,194 --> 01:08:54,729 Really nice look on you. 1136 01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:02,670 - I don't know why you're making me do this. 1137 01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:05,206 - Yes, you do. 1138 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:09,777 - 3.1415926535358. 1139 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:14,649 3.14159265358. 1140 01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:19,387 3.14159265358. 1141 01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:22,757 - Hello? 1142 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:26,561 - Hey! - - Hello? 1143 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,496 - You guys okay? 1144 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:30,532 - Ecstatic, yeah. 1145 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:33,468 - We're about to splice a broken power line. 1146 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:34,669 It might get a little bumpy. 1147 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,471 I'll check back in a bit, 1148 01:09:36,473 --> 01:09:37,872 see if you need anything. 1149 01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:39,474 - All right. 1150 01:09:39,476 --> 01:09:42,911 - Actually, we kind of need something right now. 1151 01:09:42,913 --> 01:09:44,345 - What's that? 1152 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:46,548 - Well, we've got a wine bottle, 1153 01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:48,283 an empty wine bottle 1154 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:50,752 and there's a coin in it and we want to get 1155 01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:55,356 the coin out without removing the cork. 1156 01:09:56,926 --> 01:09:58,593 - Couldn't you just push the cork down 1157 01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:01,429 into the bottle, then pour the coin out? 1158 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:05,500 - Ah, yeah, that might work! Thanks! 1159 01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:12,807 - The distances posed by rural areas 1160 01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:14,809 are no longer an issue. 1161 01:10:14,811 --> 01:10:15,810 - Hey, this is security. 1162 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:16,945 Anybody in there? 1163 01:10:16,947 --> 01:10:18,846 - No, no, nobody here. 1164 01:10:18,848 --> 01:10:20,248 We're fine. 1165 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,950 Distances are irrelevant 1166 01:10:21,952 --> 01:10:24,219 as long as the system itself remains unchanged. 1167 01:10:24,221 --> 01:10:26,487 - I mean, it's pretty simple, right? 1168 01:10:26,489 --> 01:10:28,423 - Right? 1169 01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:30,959 Slap me in the face. 1170 01:10:30,961 --> 01:10:32,594 Slap me in the face! 1171 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:34,362 I feel like I'm having a dream where I'm stuck 1172 01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:37,298 inside an elevator, revolutionizing world energy. 1173 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:38,967 - How 'bout we slap each other at the same time? 1174 01:10:38,969 --> 01:10:39,901 To be sure? 1175 01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,303 - Great, I'll count. 1176 01:10:42,305 --> 01:10:44,572 One, two, three. 1177 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:48,376 - Ow! 1178 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:49,410 I still see it. 1179 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,713 - I still see it too. 1180 01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:52,914 We're not dreaming. 1181 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,682 - We're not dreaming! 1182 01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:57,485 Oh my gosh, you're light. 1183 01:11:07,963 --> 01:11:12,000 - Come on, Mandy, you can do better than that. 1184 01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:30,385 - So, uh, what kind of art thing 1185 01:11:30,387 --> 01:11:33,588 were you doing tonight? 1186 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:36,791 - It was at a Christmas benefit. 1187 01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:40,528 Abstract art in a post-abstract world. 1188 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:41,829 - Why don't you give us the tour? 1189 01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:43,998 - Oh, seriously, we want to see it. 1190 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,534 - I don't think so. 1191 01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:48,503 - I heart art. 1192 01:11:48,505 --> 01:11:51,839 - Nothing better to do. 1193 01:11:52,741 --> 01:11:55,610 - Oh, right. 1194 01:11:57,913 --> 01:12:00,581 - Huh, you seem taller. 1195 01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:02,884 - Really? 1196 01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:15,563 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 1197 01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:18,032 and welcome to the metropolitan museum of art 1198 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,834 and our newest exhibit, 1199 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:23,504 abstract art in a post-abstract world. 1200 01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:26,074 The French art critic, Andre gide, 1201 01:12:26,076 --> 01:12:30,678 famously stated that art is a collaboration between 1202 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:34,949 god and the artist and the less the artist does, the better. 1203 01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:37,885 So with that in mind, let's take a look at some of the 1204 01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:42,990 finest collaborations in the sunset of the movement itself. 1205 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:49,697 Leading off our exhibit is a piece entitled, war cry. 1206 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:51,966 Based on the title the viewer might expect 1207 01:12:51,968 --> 01:12:54,936 to be presented with a traditional battle scene. 1208 01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:58,005 But is instead presented with the image of a mirror 1209 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:01,576 painted on a large chunk of cardboard. 1210 01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:03,878 The image itself doesn't reflect anything, 1211 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,446 for the viewer has to complete the piece 1212 01:13:05,448 --> 01:13:07,548 in their own imagination. 1213 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:09,650 What is it they want to see? 1214 01:13:09,652 --> 01:13:11,919 What are they afraid to see? 1215 01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:16,891 And if there is a war cry, then where is the war? 1216 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:19,861 Well, perhaps it's in that location common to us all, 1217 01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:22,530 the human psyche. 1218 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:25,900 That sacred place where we decide what we'll fight for 1219 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:29,771 and what we'll run from. 1220 01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:32,106 Moving on now to our largest exhibit. 1221 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,710 It's a concrete wall. 1222 01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:38,413 It's 12 feet high, 20 feet long 1223 01:13:38,415 --> 01:13:40,548 and on the left hand side of the wall, 1224 01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:43,885 a single word, "history," written some 1225 01:13:43,887 --> 01:13:48,556 70,000 times, varying in size and shape, 1226 01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:50,825 they seem to be vying for space, 1227 01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:54,495 pushing and shoving, hoping to be noticed, 1228 01:13:54,497 --> 01:13:56,497 hoping to be remembered. 1229 01:13:56,499 --> 01:13:57,865 On the right hand side of the wall, 1230 01:13:57,867 --> 01:14:01,903 the blank side, is just as much a piece of art 1231 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:02,970 as the left side. 1232 01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:05,072 - Is the blank side the future? 1233 01:14:05,074 --> 01:14:07,608 - One suspects, yes. 1234 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:12,747 Because all 70,000 histories are written upside down, 1235 01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:16,184 forcing us to read them upside down 1236 01:14:16,186 --> 01:14:19,921 and thus capsizing the importance of the past. 1237 01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:21,088 And if you focus solely on the past, 1238 01:14:21,090 --> 01:14:24,025 it threatens to become our present, 1239 01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:27,562 or perhaps, even our future. 1240 01:14:29,098 --> 01:14:30,064 - Get it up! 1241 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:31,933 Get it up more! 1242 01:14:31,935 --> 01:14:33,201 Get away! 1243 01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:44,245 - Our next piece is a sculpture entitled figurehead. 1244 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:45,813 - I like it. 1245 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,715 - It calls to mind the figureheads that adorned ancient 1246 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:50,852 sailing ships, most often wooden carvings of women 1247 01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:52,553 or mythical gods. 1248 01:14:52,555 --> 01:14:54,155 This figurehead gives 1249 01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,924 few clues as to the precise being underneath. 1250 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:04,031 - There are hints of an overall shape, 1251 01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:07,001 perhaps a woman, 1252 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:09,036 possibly trying to emerge. 1253 01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:10,638 It's impossible to tell, of course, 1254 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,006 because it's hidden under layer upon layer of 1255 01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:14,141 thick paint, rendering it almost formless. 1256 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:16,010 - So what's really underneath all the paint? 1257 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,111 - Oh, we don't know. 1258 01:15:17,113 --> 01:15:19,614 - Don't you want to know? 1259 01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:21,249 - Well, once a mystery's scheduled for solution, 1260 01:15:21,251 --> 01:15:23,651 it's no longer a mystery, is it? 1261 01:15:23,653 --> 01:15:26,521 It's a problem. 1262 01:15:47,943 --> 01:15:50,611 But my favorite, piece, and one I really can't wait 1263 01:15:50,613 --> 01:15:52,313 to show you, is this one here. 1264 01:15:52,315 --> 01:15:56,150 It has no title and the artist refused to sign it, 1265 01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:59,086 not wishing to influence its interpretation. 1266 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:03,157 But the unique size of canvas, the colors, 1267 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:05,993 the variety of media, leave it all as open 1268 01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:09,130 to interpretation as possible. 1269 01:16:10,832 --> 01:16:12,767 I wouldn't even know how to describe it 1270 01:16:12,769 --> 01:16:14,135 if you asked me to. 1271 01:16:14,137 --> 01:16:17,939 Because it defies every attempt at description 1272 01:16:17,941 --> 01:16:20,608 and categorization. 1273 01:16:26,048 --> 01:16:30,117 - Help me, Guadalupe! 1274 01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:40,161 I doubt the artist could even reproduce it 1275 01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:42,730 if you asked him. 1276 01:16:45,233 --> 01:16:47,134 - Mi amor. 1277 01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:52,373 - Art at its very best, 1278 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:55,042 whatever that is. 1279 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:57,078 Well, that concludes our tour. 1280 01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:00,715 I'd like to thank you all for being with us this evening 1281 01:17:00,717 --> 01:17:03,818 and the exhibition is now yours to explore. 1282 01:17:28,377 --> 01:17:29,844 - Is it working? 1283 01:17:29,846 --> 01:17:32,913 - My head hurts. 1284 01:17:32,915 --> 01:17:34,815 - It's working. 1285 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:35,816 - So Karen, what are you gonna do 1286 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:38,152 when you get out? 1287 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:43,257 - Um, play my harp 1288 01:17:43,259 --> 01:17:46,794 a lot. 1289 01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:50,798 Eat chocolate cake every night. 1290 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,435 Go for some long drives. 1291 01:17:54,437 --> 01:17:56,837 - Whoa! 1292 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:59,206 Got up too fast. 1293 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,908 - Whoa. 1294 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:02,076 - Is he okay? 1295 01:18:02,078 --> 01:18:03,678 - He'll be fine, 1296 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:07,782 but I don't think he has to go pee anymore. 1297 01:18:08,784 --> 01:18:12,720 So, Karen, 1298 01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:16,123 what kind will you be driving on those long drives? 1299 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:21,095 - You know, I had an old Chevy blazer for a long time, 1300 01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:24,331 drove that thing everywhere. 1301 01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:26,233 But it got stolen a couple years ago 1302 01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:29,403 so I just bought a used Volvo. 1303 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:32,273 It's okay, I guess, functional. 1304 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:34,942 Mostly I bought it for its color. 1305 01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:37,978 - What color is it? 1306 01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:38,913 - You know, to think of it, 1307 01:18:38,915 --> 01:18:42,249 it's time for an oil change. 1308 01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:45,352 I will never have to change the oil again, will I? 1309 01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:50,057 Or pay taxes or clean the bathroom. 1310 01:18:56,431 --> 01:18:59,467 It's green. 1311 01:19:07,976 --> 01:19:10,144 - Hello? 1312 01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:13,981 Oh! Thank you, that's wonderful news! 1313 01:19:14,816 --> 01:19:15,983 Five more minutes. 1314 01:19:15,985 --> 01:19:17,752 - Yeah, we've heard that before. 1315 01:19:17,754 --> 01:19:21,122 - I choose to believe it, everything's gonna be okay, 1316 01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:22,890 back to normal. 1317 01:19:22,892 --> 01:19:24,258 A normal Christmas. 1318 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,160 - Well, I don't know about you guys, 1319 01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:29,463 but I'm not going back to normal. 1320 01:19:29,465 --> 01:19:31,132 You know, the only thing worse than being stuck 1321 01:19:31,134 --> 01:19:33,134 in this elevator is being stuck in third chair. 1322 01:19:33,136 --> 01:19:36,871 When I get out of here, 1323 01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:38,539 I'm gonna try out for first. 1324 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:41,041 - Mmm. - - Go marta. 1325 01:19:41,043 --> 01:19:43,444 - I'm done playing for the dead guys. 1326 01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:47,915 Not another note until it's something I wrote myself. 1327 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:52,920 - And I'm calling Julliard and telling them I cheated. 1328 01:19:52,922 --> 01:19:57,858 And I'm gonna visit Karen, see how her surgery went. 1329 01:19:57,860 --> 01:19:59,994 - And how 'bout you, Mandy? 1330 01:19:59,996 --> 01:20:03,130 - I really don't know what I'm gonna do. 1331 01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:08,369 - I ain't making no resolution. 1332 01:20:08,371 --> 01:20:10,337 - Come on, tough guy! 1333 01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:13,107 - You've got to! 1334 01:20:16,344 --> 01:20:17,244 - These are great. 1335 01:20:17,246 --> 01:20:19,146 - Mmm-hmm. 1336 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,382 They're all you, dimples. 1337 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,120 - So do you work with other photographers 1338 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:29,290 or have your own studio or what? 1339 01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:34,028 - I work at the morgue, 1340 01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:38,399 actually, taking pictures of dead people 1341 01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:43,470 for city records and whatnot. 1342 01:20:44,973 --> 01:20:48,108 - No kidding? - - No kidding. 1343 01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:52,112 But sometimes, they were makeup too. 1344 01:20:52,948 --> 01:20:55,082 - Walter, Walter, Walter, 1345 01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:58,018 Walter, Walter, Walter! 1346 01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,854 - All right, enough! 1347 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,956 - Walter, Walter! 1348 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:04,925 - I'm finally gonna 1349 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:07,528 profess my love to the woman of my dreams. 1350 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:10,064 - Hmm. - - Yeah. 1351 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:14,168 - So who's the lucky dame, big guy? 1352 01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:17,504 - Dawn. 1353 01:21:23,211 --> 01:21:27,314 - I always knew you had beady eyes for me, Walter. 1354 01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:32,219 Okay, if I keep the backstreet boys sheets on my bed? 1355 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:35,155 - As long as you're between them. 1356 01:21:35,157 --> 01:21:39,159 - Oh, brother. 1357 01:21:44,132 --> 01:21:46,667 - Hey! 1358 01:21:51,940 --> 01:21:54,642 Get out of my way! 1359 01:22:16,665 --> 01:22:19,099 - Hello? 1360 01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:20,968 Yes. 1361 01:22:23,238 --> 01:22:25,606 Thank you. 1362 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:29,009 Thank you, very much, thank you, thank you. 1363 01:22:29,011 --> 01:22:32,146 Merry Christmas. 1364 01:22:57,205 --> 01:22:59,039 - There are a few holes in the roof boys, 1365 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:00,741 you might want to check 'em out. 1366 01:23:19,428 --> 01:23:22,997 - One, two, three, four. 1367 01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:26,600 - Hey guys, the power's back up, 1368 01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:30,170 I want to thank all of you, well, most of you, 1369 01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,472 for being so patient. 1370 01:23:31,474 --> 01:23:34,108 We should be moving in just a second. 1371 01:23:38,146 --> 01:23:40,681 - Merry Christmas to us. 1372 01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:00,334 - Yes! Yes! 1373 01:24:00,336 --> 01:24:01,535 Get everything, get everything. 1374 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:06,273 - Uh, okay, could change everything. 1375 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:09,643 - Do you mind if I keep this? 1376 01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:12,446 - Knock yourself out. 1377 01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,548 - I was thinking maybe-- 1378 01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,116 - go ahead. 1379 01:24:16,118 --> 01:24:18,218 - No, no, no, you go. 1380 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:22,189 - I was gonna say, maybe we should try climbing up the top? 1381 01:24:24,092 --> 01:24:25,559 - That's a terrible idea. 1382 01:24:28,164 --> 01:24:31,765 I was gonna say that when this is finally over, 1383 01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:35,502 if we're not two dead people, 1384 01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:40,307 then we should, uh, yes, yes! 1385 01:24:41,576 --> 01:24:45,079 Yes! Thank you! 1386 01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:47,781 We love you! 1387 01:24:51,286 --> 01:24:53,420 - Six am. 1388 01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:55,255 What's everybody gonna do now? 1389 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:57,091 - I'm gonna go for a jog 1390 01:24:57,093 --> 01:24:58,425 and then a doughnut. 1391 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:02,162 - I want to go to bed and a movie. 1392 01:25:02,164 --> 01:25:04,131 - Hey, Glen, thanks for the art, man. 1393 01:25:04,133 --> 01:25:06,433 - Yeah, it was neat. 1394 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:10,804 - And Nick, I've just got to know about, 1395 01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:13,173 well, no, actually, no, i don't want to know. 1396 01:25:13,175 --> 01:25:16,110 - Tim? You never told us where you were going. 1397 01:25:16,112 --> 01:25:18,412 - Oh, I'm headed to the hospital. 1398 01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:20,380 My wife, she had a small tumor removed. 1399 01:25:20,382 --> 01:25:22,149 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 1400 01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:23,183 - Oh, I hope it went well. 1401 01:25:23,185 --> 01:25:23,183 - No, it's no big deal. 1402 01:25:23,185 --> 01:25:27,387 We knew what it was and we knew how to fix it. 1403 01:25:30,892 --> 01:25:34,128 - Call CNN as well. 1404 01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:37,297 - I don't know what-- 1405 01:25:38,766 --> 01:25:40,400 - I love you! 1406 01:25:40,402 --> 01:25:41,535 - Sir, are you okay? 1407 01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:42,803 What's going on in there? 1408 01:25:42,805 --> 01:25:45,139 - Wow. 1409 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:50,310 - Been in here a long time. 1410 01:25:51,212 --> 01:25:53,847 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1411 01:25:53,849 --> 01:25:57,151 - So are you gonna take the stairs the rest of the way? 1412 01:25:57,153 --> 01:25:58,585 - No, my buddy lives a few floors up 1413 01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:02,256 so I think I'm going to take my chances with the beast. 1414 01:26:02,258 --> 01:26:04,191 It helps me. 1415 01:26:04,193 --> 01:26:06,160 - Very brave. 1416 01:26:06,162 --> 01:26:08,495 - You know, I never asked you your name? 1417 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:10,831 - Ann. 1418 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:15,335 - Well, Annie, i think the two of us 1419 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:19,373 should probably see each other again, relatively quickly, 1420 01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:20,941 someplace with a little more real estate. 1421 01:26:20,943 --> 01:26:23,443 What do you say to that? 1422 01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:27,881 - I have a boyfriend. 1423 01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:33,187 - No kiddin'? 1424 01:26:33,189 --> 01:26:36,223 - No kidding. 1425 01:26:36,225 --> 01:26:40,827 - Dashing and loaded, 1426 01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:42,596 I assume. 1427 01:26:42,598 --> 01:26:44,631 - He's in tech support. 1428 01:26:46,668 --> 01:26:50,470 - Does he have any idea how beautiful you are? 1429 01:26:53,908 --> 01:26:56,410 - I do. 1430 01:27:25,306 --> 01:27:28,475 - Crikey, no one even knew we were here. 1431 01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:31,278 - Well, we did. 1432 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:33,814 Come on, guys, bring it in. 1433 01:27:39,288 --> 01:27:41,955 - Well, I gotta go, see you guys. 1434 01:27:41,957 --> 01:27:44,391 Get home safe. 1435 01:27:51,733 --> 01:27:53,834 - Hi. 1436 01:27:54,535 --> 01:27:56,637 - Bye, Glen. 1437 01:27:56,639 --> 01:27:59,840 Hey, thought I'd come along for the ride. 1438 01:27:59,842 --> 01:28:02,876 Jogging, we're gonna get doughnuts. 1439 01:28:02,878 --> 01:28:05,512 - Oh, I really want to watch that movie. 1440 01:28:05,514 --> 01:28:06,980 - Yeah. 1441 01:28:17,325 --> 01:28:19,593 - Thanks. 1442 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,874 - Oh, excuse me! 1443 01:28:40,481 --> 01:28:43,950 - Dude! 1444 01:28:43,952 --> 01:28:46,553 It's no big deal. 1445 01:28:57,799 --> 01:29:01,335 - Well, looks like I'm going like this. 1446 01:29:01,337 --> 01:29:02,769 - Fantastic. 1447 01:29:13,881 --> 01:29:16,516 - Damn biker! 1448 01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:34,034 - Hey, happy birthday 1449 01:29:34,036 --> 01:29:35,736 and merry Christmas. 1450 01:29:35,738 --> 01:29:38,372 I'm so sorry I missed the party last night. 1451 01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:40,040 - Oh my gosh, don't worry about it. 1452 01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:40,040 I didn't make it either. 1453 01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:43,610 Look, I'll see you soon and I'll tell you all about it 1454 01:29:43,612 --> 01:29:47,381 but you are never gonna believe what happened to me. 1455 01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:50,016 - Try me. 1456 01:31:54,742 --> 01:31:57,978 - Dude, you're late for a lesson, yah? 1457 01:31:57,980 --> 01:32:01,081 Where have you been? 1458 01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:03,116 - I don't know. 1459 01:35:01,128 --> 01:35:03,196 - Guys? 1460 01:35:04,231 --> 01:35:05,331 Guys?