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(intro music playing)

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Mal (narrating):
<i> ONCE UPON A TIME, </i>
<i> LONG, LONG AGO-</i>

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<i> WELL, MORE LIKE </i>
<i> 20 YEARS AGO-</i>

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<i> BELLE MARRIED HER BEAST </i>
<i> IN FRONT OF 6,000 </i>

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<i> OF THEIR CLOSEST </i>
<i> PERSONAL FRIENDS. </i>

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<i> BIG CAKE. </i>

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<i> YEAH, SO INSTEAD </i>
<i> OF A HONEYMOON, </i>

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<i> BEAST UNITED </i>
<i> ALL OF THE KINGDOMS </i>

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<i> AND GOT HIMSELF ELECTED </i>
<i> KING OF THE UNITED STATES </i>
<i> OF AURADON. </i>

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<i> HE ROUNDED UP </i>
<i> ALL THE VILLAINS </i>
<i> AND SIDEKICKS-</i>

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<i> BASICALLY ALL THE REALLY </i>
<i> INTERESTING PEOPLE-</i>

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<i> AND HE BOOTED THEM OFF </i>
<i> TO THE ISLE OF THE LOST </i>

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<i> WITH A MAGICAL BARRIER </i>
<i> TO KEEP THEM THERE. </i>

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<i> THIS IS MY HOOD. </i>

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<i> NO MAGIC. </i>

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<i> NO WI-FI. </i>

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<i> NO WAY OUT. </i>
<i> OR SO I THOUGHT. </i>

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<i> HANG ON, </i>
<i> YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET US. </i>

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<i> BUT FIRST THIS HAPPENED. </i>

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SLEEVE. HEAD.

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AH-HA.

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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

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THAT YOU'RE GOING
TO BE CROWNED KING
NEXT MONTH?

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YOU'RE JUST A BABY!

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-HE'S TURNING 16, DEAR.
-HEY, POPS.

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16? THAT'S FAR TOO YOUNG
TO BE CROWNED KING.

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I DIDN'T MAKE
A GOOD DECISION
UNTIL I WAS AT LEAST 42.

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UH, YOU DECIDED TO MARRY ME
AT 28.

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AH, IT WAS EITHER YOU
OR A TEAPOT.

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(chuckles)
KIDDING.

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MOM, DAD--

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AH! NN-NNH!

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I'VE CHOSEN MY FIRST
OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION.

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I'VE DECIDED
THAT THE CHILDREN
ON THE ISLE OF THE LOST

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BE GIVEN A CHANCE

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TO LIVE HERE IN AURADON.

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(squeaks)

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EVERY TIME I LOOK OUT
TO THE ISLAND,

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I FEEL LIKE
THEY'VE BEEN ABANDONED.

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THE CHILDREN
OF OUR SWORN ENEMIES,
LIVING AMONG US?

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WE START OUT
WITH A FEW AT FIRST,

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ONLY THE ONES
WHO NEED OUR HELP THE MOST.

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I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN THEM.

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HAVE YOU?

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I GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE.

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WHO ARE THEIR PARENTS?

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CRUELLA DE VIL...

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JAFAR...

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EVIL QUEEN...

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AND MALEFICENT.

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-AH!
-MALEFICENT!

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SHE IS THE WORST VILLAIN
IN THE LAND!

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-DAD, JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE.
-I WON'T HEAR OF IT.

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-OH, OH.
-THEY ARE GUILTY
OF UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES.

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DAD, THEIR CHILDREN
ARE INNOCENT.

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DON'T YOU THINK THEY DESERVE
A SHOT AT A NORMAL LIFE?

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DAD?

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I SUPPOSE THEIR CHILDREN
ARE INNOCENT.

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WELL.
WELL DONE.

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SHALL WE?

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(rock music playing)

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♪ They say I'm trouble ♪

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♪ They say I'm bad ♪

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♪ They say I'm evil ♪

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♪ And that makes me glad ♪

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♪ A dirty no-good ♪

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♪ Down to the bone ♪

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♪ Your worst nightmare ♪

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♪ Can't take me home ♪

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♪ So I got some mischief ♪

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♪ In my blood ♪

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♪ Can you blame me? ♪

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♪ I never got no love ♪

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♪ They think I'm callous ♪

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♪ A lowlife hood ♪

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♪ I feel so useless ♪

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All:
♪ Misunderstood ♪

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♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

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♪ Who's the baddest
of them all? ♪

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♪ Welcome to my wicked world ♪

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♪ Wicked world ♪

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Boy:
♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Rotten to the core ♪

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♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Who could ask for more? ♪

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♪ I'm nothing
like the kid next ♪

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-♪ Like the kid next door... ♪
-OH!

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-♪ I'm rotten to the... ♪
-OH!

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♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

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♪ I'm rotten
to the core... ♪

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(banging rhythmically)

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(all hooting, laughing)

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♪ Call me a schemer ♪

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♪ Call me a freak ♪

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♪ How can you say that? ♪

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♪ I'm just unique ♪

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Boy:
♪ What, me a traitor? ♪

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♪ Ain't got your back? ♪

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♪ Are we not friends? ♪

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-♪ What's up with that? ♪
-Man: HEY!

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♪ So I'm a misfit ♪

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♪ So I'm a flirt ♪

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♪ I broke your heart?
I made ya hurt? ♪

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♪ The past is past ♪

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♪ Forgive, forget ♪

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♪ The truth is ♪

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All:
♪ You ain't seen
nothing yet... ♪

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COME BACK WITH MY APPLE!

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All:
♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

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♪ Who's the baddest
of them all? ♪

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♪ Welcome to
my wicked world ♪

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♪ Wicked world... ♪

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COME ON!

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(vocalizing)

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All:
♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Rotten to the core ♪

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♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Who could ask for more? ♪

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♪ I'm nothing
like the kid next ♪

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♪ Like the kid next door ♪

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♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

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♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

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♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪

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(children laughing,
chattering)

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(all laughing)

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(all screaming)

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HMM.

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HI, MOM.

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STEALING CANDY, MAL?

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I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

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IT WAS FROM A BABY.

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AH!
THAT'S MY NASTY LITTLE GIRL.

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(spits)

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(grunts)

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GIVE IT BACK
TO THE DREADFUL CREATURE.

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-MOM--
-IT'S THE DEETS, MAL,

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THAT MAKE THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MEAN AND TRULY EVIL.

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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

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-I WAS CURSING
ENTIRE KINGDOMS.
-"CURSING ENTIRE KINGDOMS."

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YOU. WALK WITH ME.

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SEE, I'M JUST,
JUST TRYING TO TEACH YOU

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THE THING THAT REALLY COUNTS--
HOW TO BE ME.

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I KNOW THAT.
AND I'LL DO BETTER.

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OH! THERE'S NEWS!
I BURIED THE LEDE.

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(laughing)
YOU FOUR HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

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TO GO TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL...

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IN AURADON.

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All:
WHOA!
OH, OH, OH!

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WHAT? I'M NOT GOING
TO SOME BOARDING SCHOOL

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FILLED TO THE BRIM
WITH PRISSY PINK PRINCESSES!

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AND PERFECT PRINCES.
UGH.

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YEAH,
AND I DON'T DO UNIFORMS.

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UNLESS IT'S LEATHER.
YOU FEEL ME?

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I READ SOMEWHERE
THAT THEY ALLOW DOGS
IN AURADON.

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MOM SAID THEY'RE
RABID PACK ANIMALS

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WHO EAT BOYS
WHO DON'T BEHAVE.

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-WOOF!
-YEAH, MOM, WE'RE NOT GOING.

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OH, YOU'RE THINKING SMALL,
PUMPKIN.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT
WORLD DOMINATION.

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KNUCKLEHEADS!

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MAL...

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YOU WILL GO.

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YOU WILL FIND
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER

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AND YOU WILL BRING ME BACK
HER MAGIC WAND.

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EASY PEASY.

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WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?

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MATCHING THRONES.
HERS-AND-HERS CROWNS.

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UM, I--
I THINK SHE MEANT US.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT
YOU AND ME, BABY.

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DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING
INNOCENT PEOPLE SUFFER?

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-WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T--
-WELL, THEN GET ME THE WAND

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AND YOU AND I CAN SEE
ALL THAT AND SO MUCH MORE.

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AND WITH THAT WAND
AND MY SCEPTER,

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I WILL BE ABLE TO BEND
BOTH GOOD AND EVIL
TO MY WILL!

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-OUR WILL.
-OUR WILL, OUR WILL.

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(snaps)
AND IF YOU REFUSE,

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YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
MISSY.

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-WHAT-MOM--
-(snaps)

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(grunts)
FINE. WHATEVER.

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-I WIN.
-EVIE.

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MY LITTLE EVIL-ETTE
IN TRAINING,

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YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF
A PRINCE WITH A BIG CASTLE

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AND A MOTHER-IN-LAW WING.

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Both:
AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MIRRORS!

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-AH!
-NO LAUGHING. WRINKLES.

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OH, WELL, THEY'RE NOT
TAKING MY CARLOS,

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-BECAUSE
I'D MISS HIM TOO MUCH.
-REALLY, MOM?

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YES. WHO WOULD TOUCH UP
MY ROOTS,

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FLUFF MY FUR,
AND SCRAPE THE BUNIONS
OFF MY FEET?

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YEAH, MAYBE A NEW SCHOOL
WOULDN'T BE THE WORST THING.

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OH, CARLOS,
THEY HAVE DOGS IN AURADON.

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-OH, NO! I'M NOT GOING!
-(sighs)

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WELL, JAY ISN'T GOING EITHER.

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I NEED HIM TO STOCK
THE SHELVES IN MY STORE.

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-WHAT DID YOU SCORE?
-(laughs)

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OH. OOH.

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(gasps)

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A LAMP.

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-(panting)
-DAD.

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-I ALREADY TRIED.
-AH!

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EVIE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE

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UNTIL WE GET RID
OF THIS UNIBROW, HMM?

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?

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PEOPLE USED TO COWER
AT THE MENTION OF OUR NAMES!

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FOR 20 YEARS,
I HAVE SEARCHED FOR A WAY
OFF THIS ISLAND.

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FOR 20 YEARS,
THEY HAVE ROBBED US
FROM OUR REVENGE--

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-REVENGE ON SNOW WHITE
AND HER HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN.
-OW!

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-REVENGE ON ALADDIN
AND HIS BLOATED GENIE!
-I WILL--

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-POP!
-REVENGE ON EVERY
SNEAKY DALMATIAN

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THAT ESCAPED YOUR CLUTCHES.

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OH, BUT THEY DIDN'T
GET BABY.

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-(squeaking)
-THEY DIDN'T GET THE--

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(laughing)
THEY DIDN'T GET THE BABY!

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AND I, MALEFICENT...

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THE EVILEST OF THEM ALL,

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I WILL FINALLY
HAVE MY REVENGE

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ON SLEEPING BEAUTY

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AND HER RELENTLESS
LITTLE PRINCE.

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-VILLAINS!
-YES.

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YES?

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-OUR DAY HAS COME.
-HMM.

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-E.Q.,
GIVE HER THE MAGIC MIRROR.
-YEAH.

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THIS IS YOUR MAGIC MIRROR?

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YEAH, WELL, IT AIN'T
WHAT IT USED TO BE,

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-BUT THEN AGAIN,
NEITHER ARE WE!
-(both laugh)

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-IT WILL HELP YOU FIND THINGS.
-LIKE A PRINCE?

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-LIKE MY WAISTLINE.
-LIKE THE MAGIC WAND!
HELLO!

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-HELLO.
-MY SPELL BOOK. MY BOOK.
I NEED MY-THAT BOOK.

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OH, AH!
THE SAFE. THE SAFE.

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QUEEN, HELP ME!

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-I NEVER CAN
FIGURE THIS THING OUT.
-(banging)

232
00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:06,697
VOIL .

233
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,458
MY SPELL--
COME, DARLING. COME.

234
00:11:09,493 --> 00:11:12,503
OH-OOH!
OH, OH.

235
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,064
THERE SHE IS.
IT DOESN'T WORK HERE,
BUT IT WILL IN AURADON.

236
00:11:15,099 --> 00:11:19,102
REMEMBER?
WHEN WE WERE SPREADING EVIL
AND RUINING LIVES.

237
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,137
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

238
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:24,632
AND NOW
YOU WILL BE MAKING
YOUR OWN MEMORIES

239
00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:28,878
BY DOING EXACTLY
AS I TELL YOU.

240
00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:30,438
DOOR.

241
00:11:30,473 --> 00:11:32,181
-OH.
-(horn honking)

242
00:11:32,216 --> 00:11:35,477
Evil Queen:
WHOO! LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED!

243
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:37,904
CARLOS! COME.

244
00:11:37,939 --> 00:11:39,238
WHO IS THE FAIREST
OF THEM ALL?

245
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:40,481
-ME.
-AH!

246
00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:42,283
-YOU.
-YES! LET'S GO.

247
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,502
-NOW, RECITE OUR MANTRA.
-THERE'S NO TEAM IN "I".

248
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,646
OH, RUN ALONG.
YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP.

249
00:11:46,681 --> 00:11:48,189
-MY BAG.
-YEAH.

250
00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,449
-DAD!
-COMING!

251
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:07,391
THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD
RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

252
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,177
DON'T BLOW IT.

253
00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:18,311
MAL!

254
00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:26,611
(all chattering)

255
00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:35,403
AH!
SMELLS LIKE COMMON FOLK.

256
00:12:35,438 --> 00:12:37,555
Cruella De Vil:
COME BACK HERE, NOW!

257
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,739
(laughing)

258
00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:40,449
CARLOS!

259
00:12:40,484 --> 00:12:42,084
INGRATE.

260
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,503
(engine starts)

261
00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:03,230
BYE-BYE.

262
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,191
THE JACKALS HAVE LANDED.

263
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,480
Jafar:
BRING HOME THE GOLD!

264
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:11,940
Cruella De Vil:
BRING HOME A PUPPY.

265
00:13:11,975 --> 00:13:12,824
Evil Queen:
BRING HOME A PRINCE.

266
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,039
(both grunting)

267
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,001
YOU'RE LOOKING
A LITTLE WASHED OUT.

268
00:13:32,036 --> 00:13:33,511
-LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
-EW, STOP.

269
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,688
I'M PLOTTING.

270
00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:37,724
WELL,
IT'S NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE.

271
00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:38,524
(all moaning)

272
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,543
OH!

273
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:43,004
THESE!
IT'S SALTY LIKE NUTS,

274
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,497
BUT IT'S SWEET
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

275
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,449
LET ME SEE.

276
00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:48,860
-EW!
-OW!

277
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,700
LOOK!

278
00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:04,750
-IT'S A TRAP!
-(all screaming)

279
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:15,428
-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
-(laughs)

280
00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:20,357
IT MUST BE MAGIC.

281
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,452
HEY.

282
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,703
DID THIS LITTLE BUTTON

283
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,330
JUST OPEN UP
THE MAGIC BARRIER?

284
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,267
NO, THIS ONE OPENS
THE MAGIC BARRIER.

285
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,677
THAT ONE OPENS MY GARAGE.

286
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:34,280
AND THIS BUTTON...

287
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,701
OKAY.
(laughs)

288
00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:41,662
NASTY.
I LIKE THAT GUY.

289
00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:04,352
(band playing)

290
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,951
OH! AH! OW! STOP!

291
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,020
YOU GOT EVERYTHING ELSE!

292
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,064
WHY DO YOU WANT
WHATEVER THIS IS?

293
00:15:25,099 --> 00:15:26,507
-'CAUSE YOU WANT IT!
-NO!

294
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,850
-GIVE IT TO ME!
-OW!

295
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,311
-LET GO!
-GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

296
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,580
WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE.

297
00:15:32,615 --> 00:15:35,683
JUST CLEANING UP.
(laughs)

298
00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:38,144
-GET UP.
-(grunts)

299
00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:41,130
(sing-song)
LEAVE IT LIKE YOU FOUND IT!

300
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:42,557
AND BY THAT,
I MEAN JUST LEAVE IT.

301
00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,392
(bells chiming)

302
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,690
HELLO, FOXY.

303
00:15:50,725 --> 00:15:55,135
THE NAME'S JAY.

304
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,197
(laughs)

305
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:01,684
WELCOME TO AURADON PREP.

306
00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:04,345
I'M FAIRY GODMOTHER,
HEADMISTRESS.

307
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,221
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER?

308
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,974
AS IN, "BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO"?

309
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,677
BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI.
YOU KNOW IT.

310
00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:15,348
YEAH, I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT IT FELT LIKE
FOR CINDERELLA

311
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:18,692
WHEN YOU JUST APPEARED,
OUT OF NOWHERE,

312
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:23,022
WITH THAT SPARKLY WAND
AND WARM SMILE.

313
00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:26,450
-OH.
-AND THAT SPARKLING WAND.

314
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,520
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
AND AS I ALWAYS SAY,

315
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,522
"DON'T FOCUS ON THE PAST
OR YOU'LL MISS THE FUTURE."

316
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,242
IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY
MEET YOU ALL.

317
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:38,654
-I'M BEN.
-PRINCE BENJAMIN.

318
00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:41,690
-SOON TO BE KING.
-YOU HAD ME AT PRINCE.

319
00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:46,178
MY MOM'S A QUEEN,
WHICH MAKES ME A PRINCESS.

320
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,772
THE EVIL QUEEN
HAS NO ROYAL STATUS HERE

321
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,983
AND NEITHER DO YOU.

322
00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:53,369
(Ben laughs)
THIS IS AUDREY.

323
00:16:53,404 --> 00:16:56,705
PRINCESS AUDREY.
HIS GIRLFRIEND.

324
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:57,673
RIGHT, BENNYBOO?

325
00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:01,961
BEN AND AUDREY
ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU
ALL AROUND,

326
00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:03,095
AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

327
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:09,543
THE DOORS OF WISDOM
ARE NEVER SHUT.

328
00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:12,045
BUT THE LIBRARY HOURS
ARE FROM 8:00 TO 11:00.

329
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,856
AND AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD,
I HAVE A LITTLE THING
ABOUT CURFEWS.

330
00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:17,109
(all chuckle)

331
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:29,663
IT IS SO, SO, SO GOOD
TO FINALLY ME-MEET YOU ALL.

332
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,447
THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION,

333
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:42,826
AND ONE THAT I HOPE
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY...

334
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,128
IS THAT CHOCOLATE?

335
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,965
...AS THE DAY OUR TWO PEOPLES
BEGAN TO HEAL.

336
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,143
OR THE DAY
THAT YOU SHOWED FOUR PEOPLES
WHERE THE BATHROOMS ARE.

337
00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:54,772
A LITTLE BIT OVER THE TOP?

338
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:56,549
A LITTLE MORE
THAN A LITTLE BIT.

339
00:17:56,584 --> 00:17:58,700
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR MY FIRST IMPRESSION.

340
00:17:58,736 --> 00:18:02,421
(both laugh)

341
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,057
HEY!
YOU'RE MALEFICENT'S DAUGHTER,
AREN'T YOU?

342
00:18:05,093 --> 00:18:07,467
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I TOTALLY DO NOT BLAME YOU
FOR YOUR MOTHER

343
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,962
TRYING TO KILL MY PARENTS
AND STUFF.

344
00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,657
OH, MY MOM'S AURORA.
SLEEPING--

345
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,251
BEAUTY!
YEAH, I'VE HEARD THE NAME.

346
00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:19,421
YOU KNOW, AND I TOTALLY
DO NOT BLAME YOUR GRANDPARENTS

347
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:21,757
FOR INVITING EVERYONE
IN THE WHOLE WORLD

348
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:25,311
BUT MY MOTHER
TO THEIR STUPID CHRISTENING.

349
00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:27,104
-WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
-TOTES!

350
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,981
(both laugh)

351
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:32,000
(both sigh)

352
00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:34,461
OKAY!
SO, HOW ABOUT A TOUR?

353
00:18:34,497 --> 00:18:36,722
YEAH? AURADON PREP,

354
00:18:36,757 --> 00:18:38,599
ORIGINALLY BUILT
OVER 300 YEARS AGO

355
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,367
AND CONVERTED
INTO A HIGH SCHOOL

356
00:18:40,402 --> 00:18:41,318
BY MY FATHER
WHEN HE BECAME KING.

357
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,414
(screams)

358
00:18:55,109 --> 00:18:57,168
CARLOS, IT'S OKAY.

359
00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,479
MY FATHER WANTED HIS STATUE
TO MORPH FROM BEAST TO MAN

360
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,072
TO REMIND US THAT ANYTHING
IS POSSIBLE.

361
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,033
DOES HE SHED MUCH?

362
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,426
YEAH, MOM WON'T LET HIM
ON THE COUCH.

363
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,860
SO YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT
OF MAGIC HERE IN AURADON?

364
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,879
LIKE WANDS
AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

365
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,408
YEAH, IT EXISTS OF COURSE,
BUT IT'S PRETTY MUCH RETIRED.

366
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:32,978
MOST OF US HERE
ARE JUST ORDINARY MORTALS.

367
00:19:33,013 --> 00:19:34,922
WHO HAPPENED TO BE KINGS
AND QUEENS.

368
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,948
THAT'S TRUE.

369
00:19:36,984 --> 00:19:39,085
OUR ROYAL BLOOD
GOES BACK HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

370
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,844
(both giggle)

371
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,504
DOUG. DOUG, COME DOWN.

372
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,185
THIS IS DOUG.

373
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:48,744
HE'S GOING TO HELP YOU
WITH YOUR CLASS SCHEDULES

374
00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:51,297
AND SHOW YOU
THE REST OF THE DORMS.

375
00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:53,024
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY?

376
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,793
AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING
YOU NEED, FEEL FREE TO--

377
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,995
-ASK DOUG.
-(both chuckle)

378
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,456
-HA.
-(both sigh)

379
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,982
(chuckles)

380
00:20:05,262 --> 00:20:08,180
HI, GUYS. I'M DOPEY'S SON.

381
00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:10,783
AS IN DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL,
HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

382
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,180
-HEIGH-HO.
-EVIE.

383
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,223
EVIL QUEEN'S DAUGHTER.

384
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,469
OKAY.
SO ABOUT YOUR CLASSES,

385
00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:23,287
I, UH, PUT IN
THE REQUIREMENTS ALREADY--

386
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,972
HISTORY OF WOODSMEN
AND PIRATES,

387
00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,724
SAFETY RULES
FOR THE INTERNET,

388
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:30,786
AND, UH,
REMEDIAL GOODNESS 101.

389
00:20:30,821 --> 00:20:33,347
LET ME GUESS.
NEW CLASS?

390
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,269
COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GO FIND OUR DORMS.

391
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,984
OH, UH, YEAH, YOUR DORMS
ARE THAT WAY, GUYS.

392
00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:51,982
DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL,
HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

393
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,410
SNEEZY.

394
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:10,959
WOW.
THIS PLACE IS SO AMAZ--

395
00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:14,229
-GROSS.
-I KNOW, RIGHT?
AMAZINGLY GROSS.

396
00:21:14,265 --> 00:21:16,749
EW.

397
00:21:16,784 --> 00:21:19,435
UGH! I'M GOING TO NEED
SOME SERIOUS SUNSCREEN.

398
00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:21,103
-YEAH.
-E.

399
00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:31,280
WHEW! THAT IS MUCH BETTER.

400
00:21:34,143 --> 00:21:37,061
(zapping sounds)

401
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:40,914
(laughing, grunting)
WHOO! WHOA! AH!

402
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,421
-(game beeping)
-WHOA!

403
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,850
JAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

404
00:21:51,885 --> 00:21:54,019
IT'S CALLED STEALING.

405
00:21:54,054 --> 00:21:56,789
OKAY, WHAT'S THE POINT?

406
00:21:56,824 --> 00:21:59,291
WELL, MAL, IT'S LIKE
BUYING WHATEVER I WANT,

407
00:21:59,327 --> 00:22:01,451
EXCEPT IT'S FREE.

408
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,638
(laughs) OKAY.
SO, YOU COULD DO THAT,

409
00:22:04,673 --> 00:22:07,399
OR YOU COULD LEAVE
ALL OF THIS HERE

410
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:08,917
AND PICK IT UP
WHEN WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

411
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,377
YOU SOUND
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.

412
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,088
THANK YOU.

413
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,816
YOU DO IT YOUR WAY
AND I'LL DO IT MINE.

414
00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,492
DIE, SUCKERS!
(laughs)

415
00:22:17,528 --> 00:22:19,486
JAY, COME CHECK
THIS THING OUT.

416
00:22:19,521 --> 00:22:20,871
MAN, IT'S AWESOME.

417
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,952
(grunting)

418
00:22:26,987 --> 00:22:29,730
GUYS!

419
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,490
DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU
WHAT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR?

420
00:22:31,525 --> 00:22:33,967
FAIRY GODMOTHER,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

421
00:22:34,002 --> 00:22:36,929
-MAGIC WAND,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
-(others laughing)

422
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:40,557
THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE
TO PROVE OURSELVES
TO OUR PARENTS.

423
00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:47,647
TO PROVE THAT WE ARE EVIL
AND VICIOUS

424
00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:51,159
AND RUTHLESS AND CRUEL.
YEAH?

425
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,352
All:
YEAH.

426
00:22:52,387 --> 00:22:54,988
EVIE, MIRROR ME.

427
00:23:00,554 --> 00:23:03,455
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE--
IN MY HAND,

428
00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:06,750
WHERE IS FAIRY GODMOTHER'S
WAND... STAND?

429
00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:11,288
-THERE IT IS!
-ZOOM OUT.

430
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,841
MAGIC MIRROR, NOT SO CLOSE.

431
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:17,794
CLOSER. CLOSER.

432
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:20,664
CLOSER.

433
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,007
CAN I GO BACK TO MY GAME?
I'M ON LEVEL THREE.

434
00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:24,126
STOP!

435
00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:26,728
IT'S IN A MUSEUM.
DO WE KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

436
00:23:26,763 --> 00:23:30,107
-(computer beeps)
-2.3 MILES FROM HERE.

437
00:23:35,138 --> 00:23:36,530
COME ON.

438
00:23:41,037 --> 00:23:42,110
Mal:
CARLOS!

439
00:23:42,145 --> 00:23:43,954
COMING!

440
00:23:47,143 --> 00:23:48,917
COME ON.

441
00:23:53,274 --> 00:23:55,149
CHECK YOUR MIRROR.

442
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,617
IS MY MASCARA SMUDGED?

443
00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:59,627
YEAH.
AND, HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

444
00:23:59,663 --> 00:24:01,806
WHY DON'T YOU SEE
IF YOU CAN FIND US THE WAND?

445
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,515
SURE. THIS WAY.

446
00:24:26,156 --> 00:24:27,122
(chair squeaks)

447
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,969
THAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S
SPINNING WHEEL?
(laughs)

448
00:24:41,005 --> 00:24:42,763
YEAH, IT'S KINDA DORKY.

449
00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:46,449
IT'S MAGIC.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK SCARY.

450
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,570
"MAGIC SPINDLE,
DO NOT LINGER.

451
00:24:49,605 --> 00:24:50,771
MAKE MY VICTIM
PRICK A FINGER."

452
00:24:53,734 --> 00:24:56,126
IMPRESSIVE.

453
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,545
-I GOT CHILLS.
-(laughing)

454
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,649
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

455
00:25:01,684 --> 00:25:03,642
"PRICK THE FINGER,
PRICK IT DEEP.

456
00:25:03,677 --> 00:25:04,952
SEND MY ENEMY OFF TO SLEEP."

457
00:25:14,588 --> 00:25:16,088
OOH!

458
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:21,051
(yawning)

459
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,852
NOT SO DORKY NOW, HUH?

460
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,867
(rattling)

461
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,986
STAND BACK.

462
00:25:41,423 --> 00:25:43,114
"MAKE IT EASY,
MAKE IT QUICK,

463
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,284
OPEN UP WITHOUT A KICK."

464
00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:47,861
AHH!

465
00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:49,780
(girls laughing)

466
00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:51,290
COMING?

467
00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:55,978
-COME ON, JAY.
-I'M GOOD.

468
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,546
JUST TRYING TO HELP.

469
00:26:00,634 --> 00:26:02,718
SHH.

470
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,016
(grunting)

471
00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:12,769
-Mal (whispering): CARLOS!
-COMING.

472
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,316
SO CLOSE.

473
00:26:20,963 --> 00:26:22,762
UPSTAIRS.

474
00:26:22,797 --> 00:26:25,140
COME ON.
GO, GO, GO, GO.

475
00:26:25,176 --> 00:26:27,334
UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.

476
00:26:27,369 --> 00:26:28,902
COME ON, GUYS.
ALMOST THERE.

477
00:26:28,937 --> 00:26:30,412
YEAH.

478
00:26:45,128 --> 00:26:47,846
MOMMY?

479
00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,767
KILLER.

480
00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:57,772
I WILL NEVER FORGET
MOTHER'S DAY AGAIN.

481
00:26:57,807 --> 00:27:01,460
WELL, THE WAND'S NOT HERE.
LET'S BOUNCE.

482
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:02,903
LET'S GO.

483
00:27:12,189 --> 00:27:16,450
Maleficent:
<i> THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD </i>
<i> RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS. </i>

484
00:27:16,485 --> 00:27:20,003
<i> DON'T BLOW IT. </i>

485
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,723
♪ Look at you,
look at me ♪

486
00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:24,432
♪ I don't know
who to be ♪

487
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,384
♪ Mother ♪

488
00:27:27,971 --> 00:27:29,487
♪ Is it wrong?
Is it right? ♪

489
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,106
♪ Be a thief in the night ♪

490
00:27:31,142 --> 00:27:34,292
♪ Mother ♪

491
00:27:34,327 --> 00:27:38,230
♪ Tell me what to do... ♪

492
00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,965
MAL. COME ON.

493
00:27:41,001 --> 00:27:44,961
(cackling)

494
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,463
DON'T BE SO SERIOUS,
DARLING.

495
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,257
I'M SORRY.
(laughing)

496
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,326
♪ I was once like you,
my child ♪

497
00:27:51,362 --> 00:27:53,712
♪ Slightly insecure ♪

498
00:27:53,747 --> 00:27:55,822
♪ Argued with my mother, too ♪

499
00:27:55,857 --> 00:27:58,474
♪ Thought I was mature ♪

500
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,710
♪ But I put my heart aside ♪

501
00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:03,347
♪ And I used my head ♪

502
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,315
♪ Now I think
it's time you learned ♪

503
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:09,728
♪ What dear old mama said ♪

504
00:28:09,763 --> 00:28:13,156
♪ Don't you wanna be evil
like me? ♪

505
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:16,209
♪ Don't you wanna be mean? ♪

506
00:28:16,244 --> 00:28:17,977
♪ Don't you wanna
make mischief ♪

507
00:28:18,013 --> 00:28:21,590
♪ Your daily routine? ♪

508
00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:23,967
♪ Well, you can spend
your life ♪

509
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:27,579
♪ Attending to the poor ♪

510
00:28:27,656 --> 00:28:33,185
♪ But when you're evil,
doing less is doing more ♪

511
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:36,121
♪ Don't you wanna be ruthless
and rotten ♪

512
00:28:36,156 --> 00:28:39,316
♪ And mad? ♪

513
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:44,354
♪ Don't you wanna be very,
very good at being bad? ♪

514
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,481
♪ I have tried
my whole life long ♪

515
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,400
♪ To do the worst
I can ♪

516
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,753
♪ Clawed my way to victory ♪

517
00:28:51,788 --> 00:28:55,323
♪ Built my master plan ♪

518
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:58,159
♪ Now the time has come,
my dear ♪

519
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:00,979
♪ For you to take your place ♪

520
00:29:01,015 --> 00:29:03,731
♪ Promise me you'll try
to be ♪

521
00:29:03,767 --> 00:29:06,709
♪ An absolute disgrace ♪

522
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,871
♪ Don't you wanna be evil
like me? ♪

523
00:29:09,906 --> 00:29:12,774
♪ Don't you wanna be cruel? ♪

524
00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:15,819
♪ Don't you wanna be nasty
and brutal ♪

525
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:18,530
♪ And cool? ♪

526
00:29:18,565 --> 00:29:20,532
♪ And when you
grab that wand ♪

527
00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:24,369
♪ That's when your reign
begins ♪

528
00:29:24,405 --> 00:29:29,324
♪ Who wants an evil queen
without a sack of sins? ♪

529
00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:31,409
♪ Don't you
wanna be heartless ♪

530
00:29:31,444 --> 00:29:35,380
♪ And hardened as stone? ♪

531
00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,041
♪ Don't you wanna be
finger-lickin' evil ♪

532
00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:41,086
♪ To the bone? ♪

533
00:29:41,121 --> 00:29:43,338
♪ This is not
for us to ponder ♪

534
00:29:43,373 --> 00:29:46,266
♪ This was pre-ordained ♪

535
00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:48,968
♪ You and I
shall rule together ♪

536
00:29:49,003 --> 00:29:51,638
♪ Freedom soon regained ♪

537
00:29:51,673 --> 00:29:54,449
♪ Mistress of the universe ♪

538
00:29:54,485 --> 00:29:57,452
♪ Powerful and strong ♪

539
00:29:57,487 --> 00:29:59,738
♪ Daughter, hear me,
help me, join me ♪

540
00:29:59,773 --> 00:30:03,801
♪ Won't you sing along? ♪

541
00:30:03,877 --> 00:30:06,227
Both:
♪ Now we're gonna be evil,
it's true ♪

542
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:09,373
♪ Never gonna think twice ♪

543
00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:11,299
♪ And we're gonna
be spiteful ♪

544
00:30:11,335 --> 00:30:14,995
♪ Yes, spiteful,
that's nice ♪

545
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:19,441
♪ In just an hour or two,
our future's safe and sure ♪

546
00:30:19,476 --> 00:30:26,164
♪ This mother/daughter act
is going out on tour ♪

547
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:31,695
♪ If you wanna be evil
and awful and free ♪

548
00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:34,656
♪ Then you should thank
your lucky star ♪

549
00:30:34,691 --> 00:30:38,251
♪ That you were born
the girl you are ♪

550
00:30:38,286 --> 00:30:42,289
♪ The daughter of
an evilicious queen ♪

551
00:30:42,324 --> 00:30:47,627
♪ Like me! ♪

552
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:54,084
(cackling)

553
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:57,804
HEY, I FOUND THE WAND.
LET'S GO.

554
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:11,359
Evie:
HERE IT IS.

555
00:31:14,347 --> 00:31:15,638
WHOO!

556
00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,449
(laughing)

557
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,510
JAY, DON'T!

558
00:31:37,546 --> 00:31:40,313
WAIT, NO!
NO! DON'T!

559
00:31:40,348 --> 00:31:42,974
-AH!
-(siren wailing)

560
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:46,803
A FORCE FIELD
AND A SIREN?

561
00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,480
THAT'S JUST
A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

562
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,256
(siren wailing)

563
00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:51,566
LET'S GO!

564
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,411
Evie:
HURRY.

565
00:32:07,534 --> 00:32:08,741
(phone ringing)

566
00:32:08,776 --> 00:32:09,668
COME ON.

567
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:14,847
HELLO? UH, UH,
JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND.

568
00:32:14,883 --> 00:32:16,074
ONE SECOND.

569
00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:18,135
(siren continues)

570
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,386
(siren stops)

571
00:32:20,422 --> 00:32:22,597
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
NO, FALSE ALARM.

572
00:32:24,793 --> 00:32:26,576
IT WAS A MALFUNCTION
IN THE, UH,

573
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:29,846
LM 714 CHIP
IN THE BREADBOARD CIRCUIT.

574
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:30,981
YEAH. OKAY.
SAY HI TO THE MISSUS.

575
00:32:33,894 --> 00:32:35,569
Mal:
CARLOS!

576
00:32:35,604 --> 00:32:37,112
YOU'RE WELCOME.

577
00:32:42,702 --> 00:32:44,886
Mal:
WAY TO GO, JAY.

578
00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:45,954
NOW WE HAVE TO
GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

579
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,875
(bells tolling)

580
00:32:52,896 --> 00:32:56,964
IF SOMEONE HANDS YOU
A CRYING BABY,

581
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,277
DO YOU,
A, CURSE IT?

582
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:03,530
B, LOCK IT IN A TOWER?

583
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:07,000
C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE?

584
00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:09,686
OR D,
CARVE OUT ITS HEART?

585
00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:15,733
-EVIE.
-WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE?

586
00:33:15,769 --> 00:33:17,527
OH, OKAY.
ANYONE ELSE?

587
00:33:20,982 --> 00:33:22,883
MAL?

588
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,534
C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE.

589
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:26,636
CORRECT. AGAIN.

590
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:27,829
YOU ARE ON FIRE, GIRL!

591
00:33:27,864 --> 00:33:30,882
JUST PICK THE ONE
THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE ANY FUN.

592
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:33,201
-OH.
-THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

593
00:33:33,236 --> 00:33:34,894
OH...

594
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,096
(squeals)

595
00:33:37,131 --> 00:33:38,873
OH.
HELLO, DEAR ONE.

596
00:33:38,908 --> 00:33:41,760
HI. YOU NEED TO SIGN OFF
ON EARLY DISMISSAL
FOR THE CORONATION.

597
00:33:44,005 --> 00:33:45,004
EVERYONE HERE REMEMBERS
MY DAUGHTER, JANE?

598
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:47,591
MOM, NO!

599
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:50,518
IT'S OKAY.
JANE, THIS IS EVERYONE.

600
00:33:50,553 --> 00:33:53,254
HI.

601
00:33:53,289 --> 00:33:55,348
THAT'S OKAY,
DON'T MIND ME.

602
00:33:55,383 --> 00:33:58,109
AS YOU WERE.
(squeals)

603
00:34:01,023 --> 00:34:03,773
AHEM.
LET'S CONTINUE.

604
00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:07,727
YOU FIND A VIAL OF POISON.

605
00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:12,056
DO YOU, A,
PUT IT IN THE KING'S WINE?

606
00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:15,743
-B, PAINT IT ON AN APPLE?
-(laughs)

607
00:34:15,779 --> 00:34:19,372
OR C, TURN IT OVER
TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES?

608
00:34:19,407 --> 00:34:22,384
OH! OOH-GET OFF.

609
00:34:22,419 --> 00:34:24,193
JAY.

610
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,613
C. YOU TURN IT OVER
TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.

611
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,606
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

612
00:34:28,641 --> 00:34:31,134
BUT I SAID IT FIRST.
COME HERE!

613
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,893
-OW!
-COME ON, WHO SAID IT FIRST?
WHO SAID IT FIRST?

614
00:34:32,929 --> 00:34:36,556
-OW! STOP! AH!
-BOYS.

615
00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:39,025
BOYS!

616
00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:42,078
I AM GONNA ENCOURAGE YOU
TO USE THAT ENERGY

617
00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:44,388
ON THE TOURNEY FIELD.

618
00:34:44,424 --> 00:34:46,474
OH, NO. THAT'S OKAY.

619
00:34:46,509 --> 00:34:48,443
WHATEVER THAT IS,
WE'LL-WE'LL PASS.

620
00:34:48,478 --> 00:34:50,870
(whistle blows)

621
00:34:50,905 --> 00:34:54,281
JAY, BEN, OFFENSE.
CHAD, YOU'RE DEFENSE.

622
00:34:54,317 --> 00:34:56,434
-TAYLOR, YOU'RE THE SHOOTER.
-RIGHT, COACH!

623
00:34:56,470 --> 00:35:01,147
HEY. HEY! HEY, YOU.
LOST BOY!

624
00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,933
PUT YOUR HELMET ON.
GET OUT OF THE KILL ZONE!

625
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,602
-COME ON.
-KILL ZONE? WHA--

626
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,821
Coach:
PICK IT UP.
PUT IT ON! TWO HANDS.

627
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,764
(blowing)

628
00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,685
(grunting)

629
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,705
(all hooting)

630
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,858
(grunting continues)

631
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,196
AHH!

632
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,688
JAY, IT'S ME!
IT'S CARLOS!

633
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:44,274
WAIT, STOP, JAY. STOP!

634
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,718
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO!

635
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,351
(grunting)

636
00:35:58,098 --> 00:35:59,647
AHH!

637
00:36:02,402 --> 00:36:05,295
OH, YEAH!
COME ON, LET'S GO!

638
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,405
OH! WHOO!

639
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,808
WHOO, WHOO!
OH! OH!

640
00:36:10,843 --> 00:36:12,877
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHO IS THIS GUY?

641
00:36:12,912 --> 00:36:16,464
(blows)
YOU! GET OVER HERE!

642
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:19,000
(all cheering)

643
00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:27,383
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?

644
00:36:29,178 --> 00:36:31,613
I CALL THAT RAW TALENT.

645
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:35,600
COME FIND ME LATER.
I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.

646
00:36:35,635 --> 00:36:39,879
IT'S CALLED A RULE BOOK.
WELCOME TO THE TEAM, SON.

647
00:36:39,914 --> 00:36:41,531
YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BAND?

648
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,941
(both laugh)

649
00:36:43,977 --> 00:36:45,727
I'LL WORK WITH HIM, COACH.

650
00:36:45,762 --> 00:36:48,988
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S RUN THAT AGAIN.

651
00:36:49,024 --> 00:36:50,990
-(whistle blows)
-WHOO!

652
00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:56,337
Jay:
<i> ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪ </i>

653
00:36:56,373 --> 00:36:59,199
OW.

654
00:36:59,234 --> 00:37:01,592
-(both laughing)
-I KNOW, I KNOW.

655
00:37:01,627 --> 00:37:03,770
THOSE KIDS ARE TROUBLE.

656
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:07,089
-BYE, MAL.
-BYE.

657
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,467
COME ON, CHAD.
GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

658
00:37:09,502 --> 00:37:12,136
OH.

659
00:37:12,171 --> 00:37:15,081
NO OFFENSE, BENNYBEAR,
BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO TRUSTING.

660
00:37:15,116 --> 00:37:17,600
LOOK, I KNOW YOUR MOM
FELL IN LOVE

661
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,944
WITH A BIG NASTY BEAST
WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A PRINCE.

662
00:37:19,979 --> 00:37:22,813
BUT WITH MY MOM,
THE EVIL FAIRY

663
00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:25,225
WAS JUST THE EVIL FAIRY.

664
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:27,160
(whispering)
THAT GIRL'S MOTHER.

665
00:37:27,195 --> 00:37:29,637
I THINK
YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THEM.

666
00:37:29,673 --> 00:37:31,239
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

667
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:39,672
-HEY!
-HEY.

668
00:37:39,707 --> 00:37:43,184
-HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY?
-SUPER.

669
00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:45,028
YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK
ABOUT TAKING THIS TALENT

670
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:47,238
OFF THE LOCKER
AND INTO ART CLASS.

671
00:37:47,273 --> 00:37:50,525
I COULD, UH, SIGN YOU UP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

672
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,592
(squeals)

673
00:37:55,081 --> 00:37:56,097
WAY TO TAKE ALL THE FUN
OUT OF IT.

674
00:38:02,347 --> 00:38:04,147
HUH.

675
00:38:11,781 --> 00:38:14,482
HI! IT'S JANE, RIGHT?

676
00:38:14,517 --> 00:38:18,477
AH, ALWAYS LOVED THAT NAME.
JANE.

677
00:38:18,512 --> 00:38:20,413
-THAT'S COOL.
-DON'T GO!

678
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,639
I GUESS I WAS JUST KIND
OF HOPING TO MAKE A FRIEND.

679
00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,917
YOU PROBABLY
HAVE ALL THE FRIENDS
YOU NEED THOUGH, HUH?

680
00:38:32,952 --> 00:38:34,927
HARDLY.

681
00:38:34,963 --> 00:38:38,764
REALLY?
I MEAN, WITH YOUR MOM

682
00:38:38,799 --> 00:38:42,694
BEING FAIRY GODMOTHER
AND HEADMISTRESS?

683
00:38:42,771 --> 00:38:46,839
I MEAN, NOT TO MENTION
YOUR OWN, UM... PERSONALITY.

684
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:49,150
(laughs)

685
00:38:49,185 --> 00:38:51,110
I'D RATHER BE PRETTY.
YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR.

686
00:38:54,616 --> 00:38:58,284
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE JUST THE THING
FOR THAT.

687
00:38:59,621 --> 00:39:01,412
IT'S RIGHT...

688
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,234
AH, HERE.

689
00:39:06,269 --> 00:39:08,928
"BEWARE, FORSWEAR,
REPLACE THE OLD

690
00:39:08,963 --> 00:39:11,397
WITH BRAND NEW HAIR."

691
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,716
OH, AH, AH!

692
00:39:18,974 --> 00:39:21,065
WOW!

693
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:23,568
YOU ALMOST
DON'T NOTICE YOUR...

694
00:39:23,603 --> 00:39:25,395
OTHER FEATURES ANYMORE.

695
00:39:28,984 --> 00:39:30,633
DO MY NOSE!

696
00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:34,495
OH, I CAN'T.
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING,

697
00:39:34,530 --> 00:39:38,233
BUT YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T DO REALLY BIG MAGIC.

698
00:39:38,268 --> 00:39:41,435
NOT LIKE YOUR MOM
WITH HER WAND.

699
00:39:41,470 --> 00:39:43,955
I MEAN, ONE SWOOSH
FROM THAT THING

700
00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,956
AND YOU COULD PROBABLY
HAVE WHATEVER FEATURES
YOU WANTED.

701
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,950
SHE DOESN'T USE
THE WAND ANYMORE.

702
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,887
SHE BELIEVES THE REAL MAGIC
IS IN THE BOOKS.

703
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,789
AND NOT THE SPELL BOOKS,

704
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,807
REGULAR BOOKS WITH HISTORY
AND STUFF.

705
00:39:54,843 --> 00:39:56,626
WHAT A RIP.

706
00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:59,403
YEAH.

707
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:01,714
YOU KNOW, SHE USED MAGIC
ON CINDERELLA,

708
00:40:01,749 --> 00:40:04,108
WHO WASN'T EVEN
HER REAL DAUGHTER.

709
00:40:04,143 --> 00:40:06,018
DOESN'T SHE LOVE YOU?

710
00:40:06,054 --> 00:40:08,245
WELL, OF COURSE SHE DOES.

711
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:11,540
IT'S-IT'S JUST,
YOU KNOW, TOUGH LOVE.

712
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,084
"WORK ON THE INSIDE,
NOT THE OUTSIDE."

713
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,112
YOU KNOW,
THAT SORT OF THING.

714
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,214
THAT'S THE FACE!

715
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,042
YEAH, AND THEN JUST LOOK
AS IF YOUR--

716
00:40:21,077 --> 00:40:22,910
YOUR HEART
IS ABOUT TO BREAK.

717
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:29,850
"OH, MOTHER,
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

718
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:34,063
WHY YOU CAN'T
MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, TOO."

719
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,498
-THINK IT WOULD WORK?
-YEAH.

720
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:39,102
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
OLD CINDY DID, RIGHT?

721
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,628
AND YOUR MOTHER
BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOOED

722
00:40:40,663 --> 00:40:43,114
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
OUT OF HER.

723
00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:47,552
AND, HEY, IF YOUR MOM
DOES DECIDE TO, YOU KNOW,

724
00:40:47,587 --> 00:40:51,914
BREAK OUT THE OLD WAND,
INVITE ME.

725
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,067
IF I CAN CONVINCE MOM,
YOU'RE SO THERE.

726
00:40:54,102 --> 00:40:55,659
YAY.

727
00:40:55,695 --> 00:40:57,570
BYE.

728
00:40:57,605 --> 00:40:58,821
BYE.

729
00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:06,186
ANY CHANCE HE'S IN LINE
FOR A THRONE?

730
00:41:06,222 --> 00:41:09,073
ANYWHERE IN LINE?

731
00:41:09,108 --> 00:41:11,650
CHAD. PRINCE CHARMING, JR.

732
00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:14,203
CINDERELLA'S SON.

733
00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:15,947
CHAD INHERITED THE CHARM,

734
00:41:15,982 --> 00:41:18,132
BUT NOT A LOT OF THERE
THERE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

735
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:22,803
LOOKS LIKE THERE
THERE TO ME.

736
00:41:24,424 --> 00:41:26,249
EVIE.

737
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,793
PERHAPS THIS IS JUST
REVIEW FOR YOU.

738
00:41:28,828 --> 00:41:32,271
SO TELL ME,
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE
ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?

739
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:36,826
ATOMIC WEIGHT?

740
00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:39,278
UH, WELL, NOT VERY MUCH.

741
00:41:39,313 --> 00:41:41,531
-I MEAN, IT'S AN ATOM, RIGHT?
-(laughs)

742
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:50,665
LET'S SEE.

743
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:58,139
HOW DO I FIND THE AVERAGE
ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?

744
00:41:58,174 --> 00:42:02,693
THAT WOULD BE 106.905

745
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,862
TIMES .5200,

746
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:09,024
PLUS 108.905

747
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,728
TIMES .4800,

748
00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,956
WHICH, MR. DELAY,
WOULD GIVE US

749
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:20,494
107.9 AMU.

750
00:42:20,529 --> 00:42:23,647
-"AMU"?
-I FORGET.

751
00:42:23,683 --> 00:42:25,717
-ALWAYS A MISTAKE
TO UNDERESTIMATE...
-A VILLAIN?

752
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,910
DON'T MAKE IT AGAIN.

753
00:42:47,581 --> 00:42:50,766
(sighs)

754
00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:53,995
OKAY. CARLOS,
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME SPRINTS.

755
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,145
YOU READY?

756
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:58,249
-(dog barking)
-OH! AH!

757
00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,918
NO, WAIT!

758
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:03,503
-SWEET!
-NO! AH! (screams)

759
00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:04,656
-(dog barking)
-(screaming)

760
00:43:04,691 --> 00:43:07,057
CARLOS? CARLOS!

761
00:43:07,092 --> 00:43:11,729
(Carlos screaming, panting)

762
00:43:11,764 --> 00:43:13,798
-(dog barking)
-NO, STOP!

763
00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:15,666
-Ben: CARLOS!
-BEN?

764
00:43:15,702 --> 00:43:17,510
-BEN?
-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!

765
00:43:17,545 --> 00:43:20,655
BEN, HELP ME!
THIS THING IS A KILLER!

766
00:43:20,690 --> 00:43:22,481
HE'S GONNA CHASE ME DOWN
AND RIP OUT MY THROAT.

767
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,367
THIS IS A VICIOUS,
RABID PACK ANIMAL!

768
00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:27,312
-HEY, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
-MY MOTHER.

769
00:43:27,388 --> 00:43:30,973
-CRUELLA?
-SHE'S A DOG EXPERT.
A DOG YELLERER.

770
00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,742
-(laughs)
-WHY ARE YOU HOLDING HIM?
HE'S GONNA ATTACK YOU!

771
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:36,453
CARLOS, YOU'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY MET A DOG, HAVE YOU?

772
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:40,691
-OF COURSE NOT.
-DUDE, MEET CARLOS.

773
00:43:40,726 --> 00:43:43,995
CARLOS, THIS IS DUDE.
HE'S THE CAMPUS MUTT.

774
00:43:44,072 --> 00:43:46,530
HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
A VICIOUS, RABID PACK ANIMAL.

775
00:43:49,443 --> 00:43:52,086
JEEZ.

776
00:43:52,121 --> 00:43:54,680
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY,
AREN'T YOU?

777
00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:57,083
-(chuckles)
-(dog whimpers)

778
00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:01,545
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.

779
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,676
I GUESS YOU GUYS HAVE IT
PRETTY ROUGH ON THE ISLAND.

780
00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:10,321
YEAH.

781
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:12,848
LET'S JUST SAY WE DON'T
GET A LOT OF BELLY RUBS.

782
00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:17,712
GOOD BOY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE A GOOD RUNNER.

783
00:44:17,747 --> 00:44:19,872
-YOU'RE--
YOU'RE FAST, YOU KNOW.
-OH. YEAH.

784
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,091
-THANK YOU.
-YEAH.

785
00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:25,361
LISTEN, I'M GONNA GIVE
YOU GUYS SOME SPACE, YEAH?

786
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:27,688
YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
AND JUST, YOU KNOW,

787
00:44:27,724 --> 00:44:30,616
-COME FIND ME
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, OKAY?
-OKAY.

788
00:44:30,651 --> 00:44:32,451
-I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
-SEE YOU OUT THERE.

789
00:44:38,943 --> 00:44:41,127
HI. HI.

790
00:44:41,162 --> 00:44:42,878
OH! THANK YOU.

791
00:44:46,342 --> 00:44:49,651
(cheerleaders cheering)

792
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,562
IS EVERYBODY AT HOME
AS PRETTY AS YOU?

793
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:54,915
(laughs) I LIKE TO THINK
I'M THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL.

794
00:44:54,951 --> 00:44:57,826
(chuckles)

795
00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,653
HOW MANY ROOMS
IN YOUR CASTLE?

796
00:44:59,688 --> 00:45:01,180
OH! TOO MANY TO COUNT.

797
00:45:01,215 --> 00:45:02,440
(laughs)

798
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:12,349
YOU REALLY NAILED
THAT CHEMISTRY PROBLEM TODAY.

799
00:45:12,384 --> 00:45:14,393
Y-I'M NOT THAT SMART.
THE NERD-OH, COME ON.H YOU.

800
00:45:14,429 --> 00:45:17,821
NO, REALLY, I'M NOT.

801
00:45:17,856 --> 00:45:21,417
BUT I'M-I'M REALLY GOOD
AT SEWING AND COOKING
AND CLEANING.

802
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,535
YOU KNOW,
LIKE YOUR MOTHER,
CINDERELLA,

803
00:45:23,571 --> 00:45:25,696
-WITHOUT THE RATTY DRESS.
-(both chuckle)

804
00:45:25,732 --> 00:45:27,756
SEE THIS?

805
00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:30,492
IF I ASK IT WHERE
SOMETHING IS, IT TELLS ME.

806
00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:32,353
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
-NO.

807
00:45:32,388 --> 00:45:36,365
WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?

808
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,933
IT WON'T WORK
FOR YOU, SILLY.

809
00:45:40,413 --> 00:45:42,680
NO BIGGIE. MY DAD WILL
JUST GET ME A NEW ONE.

810
00:45:42,715 --> 00:45:44,898
-PRINCE CHARMING.
-YEAH.

811
00:45:44,934 --> 00:45:47,110
-AND CINDERELLA.
-YEAH.

812
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,486
FAIRY GODMOTHER.

813
00:45:50,756 --> 00:45:54,549
HEY, I HEARD HER WAND
IS IN SOME BORING MUSEUM.

814
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,075
DO THEY ALWAYS
LEAVE IT THERE?

815
00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:03,192
I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK,
BUT... (sighs)

816
00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:05,770
I'M JUST SWAMPED.

817
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:09,899
-UNLESS...
-UNLESS?

818
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:12,834
IF YOU COULD KNOCK
ALL MY HOMEWORK OUT
ALONG WITH YOURS,

819
00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,296
THEN MAYBE WE COULD
GET TOGETHER SOMETIME...

820
00:46:15,331 --> 00:46:18,349
-HANG.
-OKAY.

821
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,769
-THANKS, BABE.
-YEAH.

822
00:46:23,264 --> 00:46:25,956
BYE.

823
00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:28,125
-I COULDN'T HELP
BUT OVERHEAR--
-ARE YOU STALKING ME?

824
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,562
TECHNICALLY... YES.

825
00:46:31,598 --> 00:46:34,181
I, TOO, HAVE A FASCINATION
WITH FAIRY GODMOTHER'S WAND.

826
00:46:34,216 --> 00:46:38,293
WHICH IS ANOTHER REASON
I LOOK FORWARD
TO THE CORONATION.

827
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,830
PERHAPS WE COULD
SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
AND DISCUSS ITS ATTRIBUTES.

828
00:46:44,527 --> 00:46:46,293
ARE YOU SAYING THEY
USE IT IN THE CORONATION?

829
00:46:46,329 --> 00:46:48,963
YES. AND ASKING YOU OUT.

830
00:46:50,358 --> 00:46:52,424
(chuckles)

831
00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,841
MOM SAID, "IF A BOY
CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTY WITHIN,

832
00:47:00,877 --> 00:47:03,686
THEN HE'S NOT WORTH IT."
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

833
00:47:03,721 --> 00:47:06,413
-WHAT WORLD DOES SHE LIVE IN?
-AURADON.

834
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:10,718
-MAL, DO YOU LIKE?
-YEAH. IT'S CUTE.

835
00:47:10,753 --> 00:47:14,847
-IT BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES.
-I KNOW.

836
00:47:14,882 --> 00:47:17,792
-I'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND.
-BOYFRIENDS ARE OVERRATED.

837
00:47:17,827 --> 00:47:20,695
AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, MAL?
YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE.

838
00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:23,380
IT'S 'CAUSE
I DON'T NEED ONE, E.

839
00:47:23,415 --> 00:47:25,800
THEY'RE A WASTE OF TIME.

840
00:47:25,835 --> 00:47:28,802
(gasps) I FORGOT
TO DO CHAD'S HOMEWORK!

841
00:47:28,837 --> 00:47:32,130
OH, NO! OH, NO, NO, NO.

842
00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:35,884
AND THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN.

843
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,930
-(knocks)
-HEY, GUYS! I'M LONNIE.

844
00:47:38,965 --> 00:47:40,055
MY MOM'S MULAN?

845
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:46,921
NO? ANYWAYS, I LOVE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE WITH JANE'S HAIR.

846
00:47:46,956 --> 00:47:49,440
AND I KNOW YOU HATE US,
AND, WELL, YOU'RE EVIL.

847
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:52,759
BUT DO YOU
THINK YOU COULD DO MINE?

848
00:47:52,794 --> 00:47:55,496
WHY WOULD I DO THAT FOR YOU?

849
00:47:55,531 --> 00:47:58,374
-I'LL PAY YOU 50 DOLLARS.
-GOOD ANSWER.

850
00:47:58,409 --> 00:47:59,941
I NEED TO BUY
MORE MATERIAL.

851
00:47:59,977 --> 00:48:03,178
LET'S SEE, I'M THINKING,
WE LOSE THE BANGS,

852
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,647
MAYBE SOME LAYERS
AND SOME HIGHLIGHTS.

853
00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:08,625
YEAH, YEAH.
I WANT IT COOL.

854
00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:11,295
-LIKE MAL'S.
-REALLY? THE SPLIT ENDS, TOO?

855
00:48:14,241 --> 00:48:15,507
(groans)

856
00:48:21,123 --> 00:48:22,890
OKAY...

857
00:48:27,396 --> 00:48:32,191
"BEWARE, FORSWEAR,
REPLACE THE OLD
WITH COOL HAIR."

858
00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:35,986
(gasping)

859
00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:49,617
I KNOW. I KNOW.

860
00:48:49,652 --> 00:48:51,710
IT LOOKS LIKE A MOP
ON YOUR HEAD.

861
00:48:51,746 --> 00:48:53,371
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S CUT IT OFF,

862
00:48:53,406 --> 00:48:56,006
-LAYER IT--
-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

863
00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:57,724
-I LOVE IT.
-YOU DO?

864
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,801
IT'S JUST...

865
00:49:03,132 --> 00:49:05,624
NOW I'M COOL.

866
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:07,142
LIKE ICE.

867
00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,884
(gasps)

868
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,395
WHAT DID I JUST DO?

869
00:49:17,430 --> 00:49:20,338
-MOM'S GONNA KILL ME!
-(laughs)

870
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,400
I COULD REALLY USE
A TOUGH GUY LIKE YOU.

871
00:49:23,436 --> 00:49:25,753
THE TEAM'S A BUNCH OF PRINCES,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

872
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:29,014
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
IT'S ALL, "AFTER YOU, OLD CHUM.

873
00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:32,334
OH, PARDON ME,
DID I BUMP INTO YOU?"

874
00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:35,437
WHERE I COME FROM IT'S,
"PREPARE TO DIE, SUCKER!"

875
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:38,657
AS MY FATHER SAYS,
"THE ONLY WAY TO WIN

876
00:49:38,692 --> 00:49:41,067
-IS TO MAKE SURE
EVERYONE ELSE LOSES!
-JAY!

877
00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,069
-JAY, JAY, JAY!
-YOU RIP--"

878
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,353
LET ME EXPLAIN A TEAM.

879
00:49:43,388 --> 00:49:45,931
UH, IT'S LIKE A FAMILY.

880
00:49:45,966 --> 00:49:48,926
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE
AT MY HOUSE AT DINNER TIME.

881
00:49:48,961 --> 00:49:51,787
OKAY, OKAY, UM...

882
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:54,323
YOU KNOW HOW A BODY HAS
A LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTS?

883
00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:56,842
THE LEGS, ELBOWS, EARS.

884
00:49:56,877 --> 00:49:59,177
BUT THEY ALL
NEED EACH OTHER.

885
00:49:59,212 --> 00:50:00,946
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT A TEAM IS--

886
00:50:00,981 --> 00:50:03,866
DIFFERENT PLAYERS
WHO WORK TOGETHER TO WIN.

887
00:50:03,901 --> 00:50:05,284
MAKE ANY SENSE?

888
00:50:08,347 --> 00:50:09,163
CAN I BE THE FIST?

889
00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:13,292
(laughs)

890
00:50:19,792 --> 00:50:21,850
-YO-HO-HO!
-(Carlos wolf whistle)

891
00:50:21,886 --> 00:50:23,302
HEY!

892
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:29,909
DID YOUR PLAN WORK WITH JANE?
ARE YOU GOING OVER
TO SEE THE WAND?

893
00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:32,094
DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD
BE GOING THROUGH EVERY
SINGLE SPELL IN THIS BOOK

894
00:50:32,129 --> 00:50:34,538
IF I HADN'T
COMPLETELY STRUCK OUT?

895
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:36,490
-OH, SOMEONE'S IN A BAD MOOD.
-MY MOM'S COUNTING ON ME!

896
00:50:36,525 --> 00:50:37,933
I CAN'T LET HER DOWN!

897
00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:38,567
WE CAN DO THIS...

898
00:50:43,323 --> 00:50:44,198
...IF WE STICK TOGETHER.

899
00:50:46,227 --> 00:50:50,379
AND WE WON'T GO BACK
UNTIL WE DO.

900
00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:52,131
BECAUSE WE'RE ROTTEN...

901
00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:55,242
-All: TO THE CORE.
-OH, YEAH.

902
00:50:55,277 --> 00:50:56,460
I FOUND OUT
THAT FAIRY GODMOTHER

903
00:50:56,495 --> 00:50:57,728
BLESSES BEN WITH THE WAND
AT CORONATION

904
00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,080
AND WE ALL GET TO GO.

905
00:51:00,115 --> 00:51:02,133
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR,
OF COURSE.

906
00:51:02,168 --> 00:51:04,242
(knock on door)

907
00:51:04,277 --> 00:51:06,345
-WHAT?
-HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

908
00:51:11,660 --> 00:51:14,903
HEY, MAL.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS TODAY.

909
00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:17,831
I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU HAD ANY QUESTIONS
OR ANYTHING...

910
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:20,125
THAT... YOU NEEDED...

911
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,111
NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

912
00:51:23,939 --> 00:51:26,147
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

913
00:51:26,183 --> 00:51:28,258
WELL, UH,
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST, UH...

914
00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:31,720
OH, WAIT!

915
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,648
UM, IS IT TRUE THAT WE ALL
GET TO GO TO YOUR CORONATION?

916
00:51:34,683 --> 00:51:37,876
-YEAH, THE WHOLE SCHOOL GOES.
-WOW.

917
00:51:37,912 --> 00:51:40,788
THAT IS BEYOND EXCITING.

918
00:51:40,823 --> 00:51:42,773
DO YOU THINK
THAT IT'S A POSSIBILITY

919
00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:44,457
THAT THE FOUR OF US
COULD STAND IN THE FRONT ROW

920
00:51:44,493 --> 00:51:46,293
NEXT TO THE FAIRY GODMOTHER,
JUST SO WE COULD

921
00:51:46,328 --> 00:51:48,053
SOAK UP ALL THAT GOODNESS?

922
00:51:50,165 --> 00:51:51,907
I WISH YOU COULD.

923
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:54,385
UP FRONT IT'S JUST ME,

924
00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:55,953
MY FOLKS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND.

925
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:58,747
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

926
00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:02,075
-YEAH. I'M SORRY.
-OKAY. THANKS, BYE.

927
00:52:02,110 --> 00:52:03,235
OH, BUT, NO,
THERE'S PLENTY OF--

928
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,640
-(sighs)
-I THINK IT'S TIME

929
00:52:08,675 --> 00:52:11,918
THAT BENNYBOO GOT HIMSELF
A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

930
00:52:11,953 --> 00:52:12,828
AND I NEED A LOVE SPELL.

931
00:52:15,707 --> 00:52:18,342
(laughs)
ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS THAT

932
00:52:18,377 --> 00:52:21,461
WE STILL NEED ONE TEAR,
AND I NEVER CRY.

933
00:52:21,496 --> 00:52:24,656
-LET'S JUST CHOP UP
SOME ONIONS.
-NO.

934
00:52:24,691 --> 00:52:27,434
IT SAYS THAT WE NEED
ONE TEAR OF HUMAN SADNESS.

935
00:52:27,469 --> 00:52:29,019
AND THIS LOVE POTION
GETS THE BEST REVIEWS,

936
00:52:29,054 --> 00:52:30,804
SO WE HAVE TO
FOLLOW IT EXACTLY.

937
00:52:30,839 --> 00:52:33,365
-A TEAR'S A TEAR.
-THAT'S NOT TRUE, JAY.

938
00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,592
THEY BOTH HAVE
ANTIBODIES AND ENZYMES,

939
00:52:35,628 --> 00:52:38,253
BUT AN EMOTIONAL TEAR
HAS MORE PROTEIN-BASED HORMONES

940
00:52:38,288 --> 00:52:42,607
-THAN A REFLEX TEAR.
-LISTEN TO YOU.

941
00:52:42,643 --> 00:52:44,543
-YEAH, I KNEW THAT.
-DID NOT.

942
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,203
YEAH, I DID.

943
00:52:46,238 --> 00:52:48,713
THERE YOU ARE, MAL!
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

944
00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:52,075
YOU KNOW, ALL THE GIRLS
WANT YOU TO DO THEIR HAIR!

945
00:52:52,111 --> 00:52:55,220
-(laughs)
-MIDNIGHT SNACK, HUH?

946
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:58,215
-WHAT YOU GUYS MAKING?
-NOTHING SPECIAL.
JUST COOKIES.

947
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,041
-OH, NO, NO!
-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

948
00:53:01,445 --> 00:53:03,837
-(dog whimpers)
-WHAT? I'M NOT
GONNA DOUBLE DIP.

949
00:53:05,207 --> 00:53:07,482
FEEL ANYTHING?

950
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,343
YEAH, LIKE MAYBE IT
MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING?

951
00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:14,223
HEY, THERE.

952
00:53:20,122 --> 00:53:22,698
-IT COULD USE SOME CHIPS.
-CHIPS?

953
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:25,150
(sighs) AND THOSE ARE...

954
00:53:25,185 --> 00:53:27,394
CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

955
00:53:27,429 --> 00:53:30,781
JUST THE MOST
IMPORTANT FOOD GROUP.

956
00:53:33,193 --> 00:53:35,510
WAIT, DIDN'T YOUR MOMS
EVER MAKE YOU GUYS,

957
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:36,870
LIKE,
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?

958
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:41,625
LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE
FEELING SAD,

959
00:53:41,661 --> 00:53:45,070
AND THEY'RE FRESH
FROM THE OVEN,

960
00:53:45,105 --> 00:53:46,446
WITH A BIG
OLD GLASS OF MILK,

961
00:53:46,481 --> 00:53:48,182
AND SHE JUST
MAKES YOU LAUGH

962
00:53:48,217 --> 00:53:49,841
AND PUTS EVERYTHING
INTO PERSPECTIVE AND--

963
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:57,683
WHY ARE YOU ALL
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

964
00:54:00,162 --> 00:54:01,561
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT
WHERE WE'RE FROM.

965
00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:07,709
YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST, YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT...

966
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:09,444
EVEN VILLAINS
LOVE THEIR KIDS.

967
00:54:13,025 --> 00:54:14,408
OH...

968
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,041
HOW AWFUL.

969
00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:32,317
YEAH, WELL, BIG BUMMER,

970
00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:34,169
BUT WE HAVE TO GET
THESE INTO THE OVEN,

971
00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:35,520
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING BY.

972
00:54:35,555 --> 00:54:37,039
REALLY, REALLY
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

973
00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:38,365
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
EVIL DREAMS.

974
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,950
GOOD NIGHT.

975
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,851
Mal: SEE YOU TOMORROW.

976
00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:45,005
OKAY, BOYS, COOKIE SHEET.

977
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,148
-EVIE, OVEN.
-YES, MA'AM.

978
00:54:49,353 --> 00:54:52,571
(girls laughing)

979
00:54:55,483 --> 00:54:57,475
-Girl: LOOK, IT'S MAL.
-Girl 2: HI, MAL!

980
00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:58,285
LOVE MY HAIR, MAL!

981
00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:05,108
ARE YOU FEELING
KIND OF WEIRD ABOUT THIS?

982
00:55:05,143 --> 00:55:07,670
I MEAN, IT'S NOT
SO BAD HERE, YOU KNOW.

983
00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:09,729
ARE YOU INSANE?

984
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,224
LONG LIVE EVIL!
YOU'RE MEAN!

985
00:55:12,259 --> 00:55:15,594
YOU'RE AWFUL!
YOU'RE BAD NEWS!

986
00:55:15,629 --> 00:55:18,338
SNAP OUT OF IT!

987
00:55:18,373 --> 00:55:20,699
THANKS, MAL.
I NEEDED THAT. (laughs)

988
00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:23,610
(chuckles)

989
00:55:23,646 --> 00:55:26,505
-DO YOU THINK THEY
ACTUALLY PAID FOR THOSE?
-Jay: OH, HELLO.

990
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:29,365
-(girls laughing)
-THE NAME'S JAY.

991
00:55:29,401 --> 00:55:31,943
-YOU ALL GOING
TO THE TOURNEY GAME TONIGHT?
-Girls: YEAH.

992
00:55:31,978 --> 00:55:33,912
KEEP A LOOKOUT
FOR NUMBER EIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

993
00:55:33,947 --> 00:55:35,914
-SCORING THE WINNING GOAL.
-Girl: OKAY.

994
00:55:35,949 --> 00:55:37,565
SHE DID IT
TO JANE'S HAIR, TOO,

995
00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:39,217
AND FAIRY GODMOTHER'S
NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

996
00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:42,053
-WHAT'S THE HARM?
-IT'S GATEWAY MAGIC!

997
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:44,347
SURE, IT STARTS
WITH THE HAIR.

998
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:47,859
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
IT'S THE LIPS AND THE LEGS

999
00:55:47,895 --> 00:55:51,380
AND THE CLOTHES
AND THEN EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD
AND THEN... WHERE WILL I BE?

1000
00:55:51,415 --> 00:55:54,850
LISTEN, AUDREY--

1001
00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:56,985
I WILL SEE YOU AT THE GAME
AFTER MY DRESS-FITTING
FOR THE CORONATION, OKAY?

1002
00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:00,230
-Ben: OKAY.
-BYE, BENNYBOO.

1003
00:56:00,266 --> 00:56:01,390
BYE.

1004
00:56:04,227 --> 00:56:07,328
-HEY, BENNYBOO!
-HEY.

1005
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,831
(laughs) I JUST MADE
A BATCH OF COOKIES.

1006
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,324
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP,
DO YOU WANT ONE?

1007
00:56:11,359 --> 00:56:13,068
OH, I, UH,
I'VE GOT A BIG GAME.

1008
00:56:13,104 --> 00:56:14,953
I DON'T EAT
BEFORE A BIG GAME.

1009
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:16,438
BUT THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH.
THANK YOU. NEXT TIME.

1010
00:56:16,473 --> 00:56:18,206
-NEXT TIME.
-NO, YEAH.

1011
00:56:18,241 --> 00:56:19,333
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.

1012
00:56:19,368 --> 00:56:22,886
"BE CAREFUL OF TREATS OFFERED
BY KIDS OF VILLAINS."

1013
00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:25,447
-NO, NO, NO.
-NO, I'M SURE EVERY KID
IN AURADON KNOWS THAT.

1014
00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:26,748
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
NO, NO, NO, I...
I REALLY DO...

1015
00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:29,009
NO, I GET IT.
YOU'RE CAUTIOUS. THAT'S SMART.

1016
00:56:29,044 --> 00:56:31,712
OH, WELL,
MORE FOR ME, I GUESS.

1017
00:56:31,747 --> 00:56:34,723
NO, NO. HEY--

1018
00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:36,866
SEE THAT?
TOTALLY TRUST YOU.

1019
00:56:36,901 --> 00:56:38,343
-(laughs softly)
-TOTALLY.

1020
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:44,474
-HOW ARE THEY?
-THEY'RE GOOD. THEY'RE GREAT!

1021
00:56:44,509 --> 00:56:47,369
THEY'RE AMAZING!
(laughs) THEY'RE, UH...

1022
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:49,245
I MEAN, THEY'RE CHEWY
AND, AND YOU KNOW, THEY--

1023
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:52,331
IS THAT WALNUTS?
I LOVE WALNUTS. (laughs)

1024
00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:55,644
I MEAN, UH,
YOU KNOW, THE...

1025
00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:57,538
THE CHOCOLATE...
(clears throat)

1026
00:56:57,614 --> 00:56:59,689
THE... THE CHOCOLATE...
THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE...

1027
00:56:59,724 --> 00:57:02,534
I'M SORRY. UM...

1028
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:09,850
UH, THEY'RE...
THEY'RE WARM AND SOFT.

1029
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:11,042
AND THEY'RE SWEET...

1030
00:57:14,882 --> 00:57:16,423
MAL, HAVE YOU ALWAYS
HAD THOSE LITTLE
GOLDEN FLECKS IN YOUR EYES?

1031
00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:22,279
HOW YOU FEELING, BRO?

1032
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:25,140
I FEEL... I FEEL...

1033
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:27,525
I FEEL LIKE...

1034
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,978
LIKE SINGING YOUR NAME.

1035
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:33,840
♪ Mal, Mal ♪

1036
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:38,687
-(marching band playing)
-(cheering)

1037
00:57:38,722 --> 00:57:40,822
-All: OHAYOHAY!
-Announcer:
<i> This is a nail-biter, folks. </i>

1038
00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:43,742
<i> There's 47 seconds left on </i>
<i> the clock. We're all tied up. </i>

1039
00:57:43,777 --> 00:57:45,586
<i> The Sherwood Falcons, two. </i>
<i> The Fighting Knights, two. </i>

1040
00:57:45,621 --> 00:57:48,554
<i> What a game between </i>
<i> Auradon's fiercest rivals. </i>

1041
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:52,100
-GET 'EM, CHAD.
-THANKS, JAY.

1042
00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,093
Announcer: <i> The teams get </i>
<i> into their huddles and take up </i>
<i> positions along the kill zone. </i>

1043
00:57:53,128 --> 00:57:56,438
-AKIHO!
<i> -The Dragoneers </i>
<i> have been laying down </i>

1044
00:57:56,474 --> 00:57:57,530
<i> -a withering hail of fire. </i>
<i> </i> -YOU'RE UP.

1045
00:57:57,565 --> 00:57:59,224
<i> And now a substitution... </i>

1046
00:57:59,259 --> 00:58:01,184
COACH, HOW ABOUT
MY BUDDY HERE?

1047
00:58:01,219 --> 00:58:03,270
-OH, NO.
-NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

1048
00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,322
-COACH, HE'S BEEN PRACTICING.
-JAY...

1049
00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:07,732
AND YOU SAID YOURSELF A TEAM
IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF PARTS.

1050
00:58:07,768 --> 00:58:09,726
-JAY, I'M NOT THAT GOOD.
-WELL, HE'S KIND
OF LIKE MY BRAIN.

1051
00:58:11,747 --> 00:58:12,479
COME HERE!

1052
00:58:14,457 --> 00:58:16,733
YOU HEARD HIM.
GET OUT THERE!

1053
00:58:16,769 --> 00:58:18,443
DON'T WORRY, BRO.
I GOT YOUR BACK.

1054
00:58:18,478 --> 00:58:22,339
-HOW ABOUT MY FRONT?
-PFFT. GET OUT THERE.

1055
00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:25,700
-(cheering)
-Announcer: <i> He's bringing </i>
<i> that hothead Jay in </i>

1056
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:29,253
<i> from the Isle of the Lost </i>
<i> and that little guy Carlos </i>
<i> can barely hold a shield. </i>

1057
00:58:29,289 --> 00:58:30,446
-All: BREAK!
<i> -When they break </i>
<i> from their huddles, </i>

1058
00:58:30,482 --> 00:58:32,591
<i> this is gonna be </i>
<i> a big moment here. </i>

1059
00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:34,293
<i> -And the tipoff is ready. </i>
<i> </i> -(whistle blows)

1060
00:58:34,328 --> 00:58:35,960
<i> Here we go. </i>

1061
00:58:35,996 --> 00:58:38,479
<i> Long pass goes to Jay. </i>

1062
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,273
JAY DISHES OFF TO PRINCE BEN.

1063
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,184
(grunting)

1064
00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:44,227
<i> Nice little block by Carlos. </i>

1065
00:58:44,263 --> 00:58:46,821
<i> He does a little dancing jig </i>
<i> in his opponent's face. </i>

1066
00:58:46,856 --> 00:58:48,482
<i> And now Jay gets </i>
<i> the ball back. </i>
<i> Here comes Jay! </i>

1067
00:58:48,517 --> 00:58:51,234
<i> Jay, hurdling maneuver </i>
<i> at mid-field. </i>

1068
00:58:51,269 --> 00:58:53,111
-Ben: I'M OPEN!
<i> -Jay makes a nice pass </i>

1069
00:58:53,146 --> 00:58:54,479
<i> to Prince Ben </i>
<i> through the kill zone. </i>

1070
00:58:54,515 --> 00:58:56,973
-Ben: JAY!
-BIG BLOCK BY CHAD!

1071
00:58:57,009 --> 00:58:58,883
<i> Prince Ben moves over wide, </i>
<i> gives it back to Jay. </i>

1072
00:58:58,918 --> 00:59:01,778
<i> He's in the clear! Shot! </i>

1073
00:59:01,813 --> 00:59:04,839
OH, WHAT A SAVE BY PHILIP
THE FALCONS' GOALKEEPER!

1074
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,224
-COME ON!
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO IT!

1075
00:59:06,259 --> 00:59:09,160
COME ON, GUYS!
COME ON, HUSTLE, HUSTLE!

1076
00:59:09,196 --> 00:59:11,546
Announcer: <i> 23 seconds left. </i>
<i> You could cut the tension </i>
<i> with a sword. </i>

1077
00:59:11,581 --> 00:59:13,215
<i> The long ball </i>
<i> is played into Jay. </i>

1078
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,733
<i> Jay, great jump, great leap. </i>

1079
00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,436
<i> And a great move by Jay. </i>

1080
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:19,020
BIG BLOCK FROM CHAD.

1081
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,622
<i> Jay dishes off to Prince Ben. </i>

1082
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:24,634
AND THEN CARLOS
WITH A BIG BLOCK, GOES DOWN.

1083
00:59:24,669 --> 00:59:27,846
<i> Jay through the kill zone, </i>
<i> picks up Carlos. </i>

1084
00:59:27,881 --> 00:59:29,897
<i> Oh, he's being hammered by </i>
<i> dragon fire. Still, going on. </i>

1085
00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:32,408
<i> Jay, hurdling maneuver at </i>
<i> mid-field. He's in the clear. </i>

1086
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,077
<i> The ball goes back to Jay. </i>

1087
00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:35,136
-HEY, JAY!
-CARLOS?

1088
00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:36,813
GO UP!

1089
00:59:36,848 --> 00:59:38,998
BEN!

1090
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,025
Announcer:
<i> He passes to Prince Ben. </i>

1091
00:59:40,060 --> 00:59:41,001
<i> He scores! </i>

1092
00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:45,205
(cheering)

1093
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,207
PRINCE BEN HAS WON IT!

1094
00:59:47,242 --> 00:59:50,268
<i> What an unselfish play by Jay! </i>

1095
00:59:50,303 --> 00:59:53,696
<i> What a team! Incredible! </i>

1096
00:59:53,732 --> 00:59:57,108
<i> And it's the new guys, </i>
<i> Jay and Carlos, </i>

1097
00:59:57,143 --> 00:59:59,202
<i> who set up the prince </i>
<i> for the win here. </i>

1098
00:59:59,238 --> 01:00:02,597
WHAT A VICTORY!
AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL END

1099
01:00:02,632 --> 01:00:04,858
<i> to one of the best games ever. </i>

1100
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:07,327
HERE THEY COME, FOLKS.
THE WINNERS OF
THE FIRST TOURN--

1101
01:00:07,362 --> 01:00:10,639
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?

1102
01:00:17,205 --> 01:00:18,188
THERE'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE TO SAY.

1103
01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:19,564
(voice echoing)

1104
01:00:27,382 --> 01:00:29,824
-GIVE ME AN "M"!
-All: "M"!

1105
01:00:31,678 --> 01:00:34,729
-GIVE ME AN "A"!
-All: "A"!

1106
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:36,539
-GIVE ME AN "L"!
-All: "L"!

1107
01:00:38,527 --> 01:00:41,678
-WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
-All: MAL!

1108
01:00:41,713 --> 01:00:44,280
-COME ON, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
-All: MAL!

1109
01:00:44,315 --> 01:00:46,208
I LOVE YOU, MAL!
DID I MENTION THAT?

1110
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:50,679
-(crowd cheering)
-OH...

1111
01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:52,647
-GIVE ME A BEAT! WHOO!
<i> -UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATRO! </i>

1112
01:00:52,682 --> 01:00:58,003
(up-tempo song plays)

1113
01:00:58,038 --> 01:01:00,922
-OH, MY GOD! COOKIE!
-WHAT WAS IN THAT COOKIE?

1114
01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:04,834
♪ Did I mention that
I'm in love with you? ♪

1115
01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:07,804
♪ And did I mention
there's nothing I can do? ♪

1116
01:01:07,839 --> 01:01:10,548
♪ And did I happen to say
I dream of you every day ♪

1117
01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,300
♪ Well, let me
shout it out loud ♪

1118
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:14,219
♪ If that's okay, hey, hey ♪

1119
01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:16,321
All: HEY!

1120
01:01:16,356 --> 01:01:20,049
-♪ If that's okay ♪
-All: HEY!

1121
01:01:20,085 --> 01:01:22,986
♪ I met this girl
that rocked my world
like it's never been rocked ♪

1122
01:01:23,021 --> 01:01:25,964
♪ Now I'm living just for her
and I won't ever stop ♪

1123
01:01:25,999 --> 01:01:31,460
♪ I never thought
that it could happen
to a guy like me ♪

1124
01:01:31,496 --> 01:01:34,197
♪ But now look
at ♪ Because my love for you
you gotis ridiculous ♪

1125
01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:35,690
-♪ I never knew ♪
-♪ Who knew? ♪

1126
01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:38,001
♪ That it could be like this ♪

1127
01:01:38,036 --> 01:01:40,053
-♪ My love
for you is ridiculous ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1128
01:01:40,088 --> 01:01:43,497
♪ My love
is r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1129
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:46,435
All:
♪ R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1130
01:01:46,470 --> 01:01:48,103
-♪ It's... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1131
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:49,988
-♪ Just... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1132
01:01:50,023 --> 01:01:52,223
♪ And I would give my kingdom
for just one kiss ♪

1133
01:01:52,258 --> 01:01:55,218
♪ Well, did I mention
I'm in love with you? ♪

1134
01:01:55,254 --> 01:01:57,813
♪ And did I mention
there's nothing I can do? ♪

1135
01:01:57,848 --> 01:02:00,932
♪ And did I happen to say
I dream of you every day ♪

1136
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:05,262
♪ Well, let me
shout it out loud
if that's okay ♪

1137
01:02:05,297 --> 01:02:08,848
-♪ Yeah, if that's okay ♪
-All: Hey!

1138
01:02:08,884 --> 01:02:13,503
♪ I gotta know
which way to go,
come on, give me a sign ♪

1139
01:02:13,538 --> 01:02:15,154
♪ You gotta show me
that you're only ever
gonna be mine ♪

1140
01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:18,391
♪ Don't wanna
go another minute
livin' without you ♪

1141
01:02:18,426 --> 01:02:22,086
♪ 'Cause if your heart
just isn't in it,
I don't know what I'd do ♪

1142
01:02:22,122 --> 01:02:24,705
-♪ Because my love for you
is ridiculous ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1143
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,241
-♪ I never knew ♪
-♪ Who knew? ♪

1144
01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:27,800
♪ That it could be like this ♪

1145
01:02:27,835 --> 01:02:30,645
♪ My love for you
is ridiculous ♪

1146
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,173
♪ My love
is r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1147
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:37,027
All:
♪ R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1148
01:02:37,062 --> 01:02:38,528
-♪ It's... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1149
01:02:38,563 --> 01:02:40,497
-♪ Just... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1150
01:02:40,532 --> 01:02:42,273
♪ And I would give my kingdom
for just one kiss ♪

1151
01:02:42,309 --> 01:02:44,334
COME ON, NOW! HO!

1152
01:02:46,738 --> 01:02:48,713
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Ho!

1153
01:02:48,748 --> 01:02:50,924
YOW!

1154
01:02:54,512 --> 01:02:56,913
-♪ All right ♪
-All: Hey!

1155
01:02:56,948 --> 01:03:00,508
-♪ All right ♪
-Hey!

1156
01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:03,369
♪ Because my love for you
is ridiculous ♪

1157
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:04,654
-♪ I never knew ♪
-♪ Who knew? ♪

1158
01:03:04,689 --> 01:03:05,972
♪ That it could be like this ♪

1159
01:03:06,008 --> 01:03:09,309
-♪ My love
for you is ridiculous ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1160
01:03:09,344 --> 01:03:12,628
♪ My love
is r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1161
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:15,732
All:
♪ R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1162
01:03:15,767 --> 01:03:17,275
-♪ It's... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1163
01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:17,918
-♪ Just... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1164
01:03:17,953 --> 01:03:20,845
♪ And I would give my kingdom
for just one kiss ♪

1165
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:24,240
-COME ON, NOW!
-(cheering)

1166
01:03:24,275 --> 01:03:27,443
-OH!
-(laughs)

1167
01:03:27,478 --> 01:03:29,629
I LOVE YOU, MAL!
DID I MENTION THAT?

1168
01:03:29,665 --> 01:03:31,973
-CHAD'S MY BOYFRIEND NOW!
-HEY!

1169
01:03:32,008 --> 01:03:33,683
AND I'M GOING
TO THE CORONATION WITH HIM.

1170
01:03:33,718 --> 01:03:36,945
SO I DON'T NEED
YOUR PITY DATE.

1171
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:39,447
-All: WHOA!
-MAL! WILL YOU GO
TO THE CORONATION WITH ME?

1172
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:43,510
-(sighs) YES!
-SHE SAID YES!

1173
01:03:43,545 --> 01:03:46,196
-(cheering)
-Jay: LET'S GO, BEN.

1174
01:03:46,231 --> 01:03:47,722
THE WHOLE TEAM'S
WAITING FOR YOU.

1175
01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:49,023
-YEAH.
-BYE.

1176
01:03:50,944 --> 01:03:53,636
WHOO! (laughs)

1177
01:03:53,671 --> 01:03:54,704
Announcer:
<i> What a victory. </i>

1178
01:03:54,739 --> 01:03:56,522
<i> What a day </i>
<i> for the Auradon Knights, </i>

1179
01:03:56,557 --> 01:04:00,310
<i> finally winning </i>
<i> back the trophy </i>
<i> after so many years. </i>

1180
01:04:00,345 --> 01:04:02,779
-I FEEL REALLY
SORRY FOR AUDREY.
-YOU DO?

1181
01:04:02,814 --> 01:04:06,049
YEAH.

1182
01:04:06,084 --> 01:04:08,418
I FEEL LIKE IF SHE
WERE TALENTED LIKE YOU,

1183
01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:12,513
AND SHE KNEW HOW
TO SEW AND KNEW BEAUTY TIPS,

1184
01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:13,873
THAT SHE WOULDN'T NEED
A PRINCE TO MAKE HER
FEEL BETTER ABOUT HERSELF.

1185
01:04:13,908 --> 01:04:15,683
(laughs)

1186
01:04:15,718 --> 01:04:16,884
I GUESS I AM
KIND OF TALENTED.

1187
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,720
YOU ARE DEFINITELY GIFTED.

1188
01:04:19,756 --> 01:04:21,456
-THANKS, M.
-Jay: YEAH, YEAH!

1189
01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:24,275
-(cheering)
-Announcer: <i> And there he is. </i>

1190
01:04:24,310 --> 01:04:26,519
<i> Jay, the most valuable player. </i>

1191
01:04:26,555 --> 01:04:29,147
<i> How do you like that? </i>

1192
01:04:29,182 --> 01:04:31,858
(laughing) HEY!

1193
01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:38,781
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

1194
01:04:43,855 --> 01:04:46,247
THANK YOU, CHAD.

1195
01:04:46,282 --> 01:04:49,000
IT'S GRATIFYING TO SEE SOMEONE
STILL RESPECTS THE HONOR CODE.

1196
01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:54,222
IT WILL BE MY RECOMMENDATION
THAT YOU ARE EXPELLED.

1197
01:04:54,257 --> 01:04:56,424
-MR. DELAY, I--
-BUT THAT ISN'T FAIR.

1198
01:04:56,459 --> 01:04:58,176
OBVIOUSLY SHE WASN'T CHEATING
SINCE SHE DIDN'T HAVE THAT...

1199
01:04:58,211 --> 01:04:59,886
-WHATEVER IT IS.
-IT'S CALLED A MAGIC MIR--

1200
01:04:59,921 --> 01:05:03,189
YOU'RE NOT HELPING. STOP.
MAYBE SHE NEEDED
ANOTHER PENCIL.

1201
01:05:03,224 --> 01:05:05,717
-ACTUALLY, I WAS--
-REALLY, DON'T HELP.

1202
01:05:05,752 --> 01:05:08,152
-PLEASE.
-PLEASE.

1203
01:05:08,187 --> 01:05:10,146
WELL, IF YOU CAN
PASS THIS TEST,

1204
01:05:10,181 --> 01:05:11,973
I'LL RETURN YOUR PROPERTY
AND LET THE MATTER DROP.

1205
01:05:12,008 --> 01:05:13,942
(mouthing words)

1206
01:05:28,357 --> 01:05:32,210
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
IT'S LIKE I'M MORE
THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE.

1207
01:05:32,245 --> 01:05:33,836
A SHOCKER, HUH?

1208
01:05:36,375 --> 01:05:37,648
YOU WERE PRETTY
GREAT IN THERE.

1209
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:41,252
-SO WERE YOU.
-(chuckles)

1210
01:05:41,287 --> 01:05:44,572
I BET I CAN GET
AN "A" ON THE NEXT TEST
WITHOUT THE MIRROR.

1211
01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:46,390
YEAH. WELL, MAYBE
WE CAN GET TOGETHER
AND WE'LL HANG OUT WITH--

1212
01:05:46,425 --> 01:05:49,285
-YEAH, LET'S GET TOGETHER.
-THERE YOU ARE!

1213
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,013
-I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU LITERALLY EVERYWHERE!
-WHAT'S WRONG?

1214
01:05:52,048 --> 01:05:53,431
BEN JUST ASKED ME OUT ON...

1215
01:05:53,466 --> 01:05:56,626
(sighs)

1216
01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:59,403
-...A DATE.
-NICE.

1217
01:05:59,439 --> 01:06:02,958
-WE CAN HANDLE THIS. BYE.
-BYE.

1218
01:06:03,034 --> 01:06:04,283
-YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE.
-YEAH, OF COURSE.

1219
01:06:04,318 --> 01:06:07,353
-I CAN FIX THAT WITH SOME
GLOSS AND SOME BLUSH.
-NO!

1220
01:06:07,388 --> 01:06:08,955
-MAL, I CAN USE THE...
-NO, NO, NO.

1221
01:06:12,235 --> 01:06:15,086
(bells tolling)

1222
01:06:21,253 --> 01:06:23,652
OKAY. EASY ON THE BLUSH.

1223
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:24,453
I DON'T WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY.

1224
01:06:24,489 --> 01:06:27,831
NOT THAT I COULD.

1225
01:06:27,867 --> 01:06:31,477
PLEASE. MY MOM TAUGHT ME
HOW TO APPLY BLUSH
BEFORE I COULD TALK.

1226
01:06:31,513 --> 01:06:33,730
ALWAYS USE UPWARD STROKES.

1227
01:06:37,510 --> 01:06:41,028
MY MOM WAS NEVER REALLY BIG
ON MAKEUP TIPS.

1228
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:44,366
-I NEVER HAD A SISTER.
-WELL, NOW YOU DO.

1229
01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:46,734
WE'RE GOING TO NEED ALL
THE FAMILY WE CAN GET
IF WE DON'T PULL THIS OFF.

1230
01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:48,936
MY MOTHER'S NOT
A BARREL OF LAUGHS
WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET HER WAY.

1231
01:06:48,972 --> 01:06:49,704
JUST ASK SNOW WHITE.

1232
01:06:52,016 --> 01:06:55,243
-ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER?
-SOMETIMES.

1233
01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:58,880
ARE YOU AFRAID OF YOUR MOM?

1234
01:06:58,915 --> 01:07:02,851
I JUST REALLY WANT HER
TO BE PROUD OF ME.

1235
01:07:02,927 --> 01:07:05,053
SHE GETS SO ANGRY WITH ME
WHEN I DISAPPOINT HER.

1236
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:11,476
AND SH-YEAH, SHE'S MY MOM,
SO I KNOW SHE LOVES ME...

1237
01:07:11,511 --> 01:07:13,686
IN HER OWN WAY.

1238
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:18,407
MOVING ON. COME SEE.

1239
01:07:18,442 --> 01:07:19,901
-ARE WE DONE?
-YEAH.

1240
01:07:25,525 --> 01:07:29,052
-(laughs) OH.
-I KNOW. (laughs)

1241
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:32,630
-I LOOK...
-SAY IT.

1242
01:07:32,665 --> 01:07:36,467
-NOT HIDEOUS.
-NOT EVEN CLOSE.

1243
01:07:36,503 --> 01:07:38,586
(both laugh)

1244
01:07:43,701 --> 01:07:45,510
(knock on door)

1245
01:07:48,039 --> 01:07:48,930
(sighs)

1246
01:07:52,076 --> 01:07:53,417
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE

1247
01:07:53,452 --> 01:07:54,635
BETWEEN PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL.

1248
01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:56,862
(laughs)

1249
01:07:56,897 --> 01:07:58,231
I HOPE YOU LIKE BIKES.

1250
01:08:18,336 --> 01:08:20,294
(Mal laughs)

1251
01:08:36,646 --> 01:08:39,380
Ben: TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF THAT
YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE.

1252
01:08:39,415 --> 01:08:43,792
Mal: UM...
MY MIDDLE NAME IS BERTHA.

1253
01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:47,288
-Ben: BERTHA?
-Mal: YEAH.

1254
01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:49,724
-Ben: BERTHA.
-Mal: JUST MY MOM
DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST.

1255
01:08:49,759 --> 01:08:54,896
BEING REALLY, REALLY EVIL.
(laughs) MAL BERTHA.

1256
01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:58,741
-Ben: MINE'S FLORIAN.
-Mal: FLORIAN?

1257
01:08:58,776 --> 01:09:01,835
-Ben: YEAH.
-Mal: HOW PRINCELY.

1258
01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:04,180
-Mal: OH, THAT'S ALMOST WORSE.
-Ben: I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S BETTER THAN BERTHA.

1259
01:09:04,215 --> 01:09:07,716
BUT IT'S STILL NOT--
WATCH YOUR FOOT. YEAH.

1260
01:09:07,752 --> 01:09:09,702
-ARE YOU GOOD?
-MM-HMM.

1261
01:09:09,737 --> 01:09:11,470
NOW, STEP UP.
THERE YOU GO.

1262
01:09:14,801 --> 01:09:16,184
-YOU READY?
-MM-HMM.

1263
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,312
OPEN.

1264
01:09:27,430 --> 01:09:28,613
GO ON.

1265
01:09:34,654 --> 01:09:37,329
MM...

1266
01:09:37,365 --> 01:09:40,958
-IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?
-MM...

1267
01:09:43,471 --> 01:09:46,755
WE DON'T REALLY DATE
MUCH ON THE ISLAND.

1268
01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:50,226
IT'S MORE LIKE...
GANG ACTIVITY.

1269
01:09:50,261 --> 01:09:52,961
(laughs) UM, I MEANT,

1270
01:09:52,997 --> 01:09:54,788
IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME
EATING A JELLY DONUT?

1271
01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:57,107
IS IT BAD?

1272
01:09:57,143 --> 01:09:59,160
YOU GOT A...

1273
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:01,186
JUST A...

1274
01:10:01,222 --> 01:10:03,397
-I MEAN, YEAH, DO THIS.
-MM-HMM.

1275
01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:06,142
-GONE?
-(both laugh)

1276
01:10:06,177 --> 01:10:08,794
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
ANYWHERE, I GUESS.

1277
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,497
YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE ALL
THE TALKING. YOUR TURN.

1278
01:10:11,532 --> 01:10:14,350
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
THAT MUCH ABOUT YOU.

1279
01:10:14,386 --> 01:10:15,901
TELL ME SOMETHING.

1280
01:10:15,936 --> 01:10:18,379
(sighs)

1281
01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:21,907
WELL, I'M 16.

1282
01:10:21,942 --> 01:10:24,110
I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

1283
01:10:24,145 --> 01:10:27,180
AND I'VE ONLY EVER
LIVED IN ONE PLACE.

1284
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,056
ME, TOO. THAT-WE HAVE
SO MUCH IN COMMON ALREADY.

1285
01:10:29,091 --> 01:10:32,260
NO. (laughs)
TRUST ME, WE DO NOT.

1286
01:10:35,806 --> 01:10:37,298
AND NOW YOU'RE
GONNA BE KING.

1287
01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:39,350
-YEAH.
-WHAT?

1288
01:10:43,214 --> 01:10:44,706
A CROWN DOESN'T
MAKE YOU A KING.

1289
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:48,150
WELL, IT KIND OF DOES.

1290
01:10:48,186 --> 01:10:51,229
-(laughs)
-NO, IT...

1291
01:10:51,264 --> 01:10:53,313
YOUR MOTHER
IS MISTRESS OF EVIL

1292
01:10:53,349 --> 01:10:55,324
AND I'VE GOT THE POSTER PARENTS
FOR GOODNESS.

1293
01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,554
BUT WE'RE NOT
AUTOMATICALLY LIKE THEM.

1294
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,458
WE GET TO CHOOSE
WHO WE'RE GONNA BE.

1295
01:11:03,493 --> 01:11:06,627
AND RIGHT NOW,

1296
01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:09,555
I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
AND I CAN TELL
YOU'RE NOT EVIL.

1297
01:11:09,591 --> 01:11:10,464
I CAN SEE IT.

1298
01:11:17,098 --> 01:11:19,306
-LET'S GO FOR A SWIM.
-HM? WHAT? UH...

1299
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:21,767
-RIGHT NOW?
-YEAH, RIGHT NOW.

1300
01:11:21,802 --> 01:11:23,119
(laughs) I THINK
I'M JUST GONNA STAY HERE.

1301
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:24,336
NO, NO, NO. COME ON.

1302
01:11:24,371 --> 01:11:25,913
I THINK I'M GONNA STAY BEHIND

1303
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,715
AND TRY A STRAWBERRY.

1304
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,375
I'VE LITERALLY NEVER TRIED
A STRAWBERRY BEFORE.

1305
01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:33,445
MM! MM...

1306
01:11:33,481 --> 01:11:35,022
(laughs)
DON'T EAT ALL OF THEM.

1307
01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:36,282
OKAY.

1308
01:11:37,944 --> 01:11:40,828
OOH!

1309
01:11:40,863 --> 01:11:42,371
MM.

1310
01:11:56,762 --> 01:11:58,012
ARE THOSE LITTLE CROWNS
ON YOUR SHORTS?

1311
01:11:59,873 --> 01:12:01,307
MAYBE.

1312
01:12:05,396 --> 01:12:07,863
-(roars)
-(laughs)

1313
01:12:07,899 --> 01:12:12,342
WHOO! HA-HA!

1314
01:12:12,378 --> 01:12:14,028
(laughs)

1315
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:26,207
♪ A million thoughts
in my head ♪

1316
01:12:26,242 --> 01:12:31,070
♪ Should I let my heart
keep listenin'? ♪

1317
01:12:31,105 --> 01:12:35,732
♪ 'Cause up till now
I've walked the line ♪

1318
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:38,761
♪ Nothin' lost
but somethin' missin' ♪

1319
01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:45,234
<i> ♪ I can't decide </i>
<i> what's wrong, what's right ♪ </i>

1320
01:12:45,269 --> 01:12:50,573
<i> ♪ Which way should I go? ♪ </i>

1321
01:12:50,650 --> 01:12:55,269
♪ If only I knew what my heart
was telling me ♪

1322
01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:57,012
♪ Don't know
what I'm feeling ♪

1323
01:12:57,047 --> 01:13:00,941
♪ Is this just a dream? ♪

1324
01:13:00,976 --> 01:13:04,929
♪ Uh-oh, yeah ♪

1325
01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:09,541
<i> ♪ If only I could read </i>
<i> the signs in front of me ♪ </i>

1326
01:13:09,577 --> 01:13:11,485
<i> ♪ I could find the way to ♪ </i>

1327
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,055
<i> ♪ Who I'm meant to be ♪ </i>

1328
01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:17,800
♪ Uh-oh ♪

1329
01:13:17,835 --> 01:13:20,744
♪ If only ♪

1330
01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:23,672
♪ Yeah ♪

1331
01:13:23,707 --> 01:13:26,033
♪ Am I crazy? ♪

1332
01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:27,943
♪ Maybe we could ♪

1333
01:13:27,979 --> 01:13:32,198
♪ Happen ♪

1334
01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:36,577
♪ Yeah, will you
still be with me ♪

1335
01:13:36,612 --> 01:13:39,772
♪ When the magic's ♪

1336
01:13:39,807 --> 01:13:44,285
♪ All run out? ♪

1337
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:47,037
<i> ♪ If only I knew </i>
<i> what my heart ♪ </i>

1338
01:13:47,073 --> 01:13:50,132
<i> ♪ Was telling me ♪ </i>

1339
01:13:50,167 --> 01:13:51,984
<i> ♪ Don't know </i>
<i> what I'm feeling ♪ </i>

1340
01:13:52,019 --> 01:13:55,137
♪ Is this just a dream? ♪

1341
01:13:55,173 --> 01:13:57,924
♪ Uh-oh ♪

1342
01:13:57,959 --> 01:14:00,985
♪ If only ♪

1343
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:05,823
♪ Yeah, if only ♪

1344
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:10,369
♪ Yeah, if only ♪

1345
01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:16,025
♪ Yeah, if only ♪

1346
01:14:16,060 --> 01:14:19,278
♪ If only. ♪

1347
01:14:35,630 --> 01:14:37,672
BEN?

1348
01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:39,548
BEN?

1349
01:14:41,544 --> 01:14:43,594
BEN! (echoing)

1350
01:14:48,292 --> 01:14:49,767
(gasps)

1351
01:14:58,836 --> 01:15:01,820
(coughing)

1352
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:07,793
(gasps) UGH!

1353
01:15:07,829 --> 01:15:09,511
YOU SCARED ME!

1354
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:12,272
-YOU-YOU CAN'T SWIM?
-NO!

1355
01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:15,959
-YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND!
-YEAH, WITH A BARRIER
AROUND IT, REMEMBER?

1356
01:15:15,994 --> 01:15:19,062
-UGH!
-AND YOU STILL
TRIED TO SAVE ME.

1357
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:21,757
(laughs) YEAH.
AND DO YOU THANK ME? NO!

1358
01:15:21,793 --> 01:15:24,168
ALL I GET IS SOAKING WET!

1359
01:15:24,203 --> 01:15:28,347
AND, UH, THIS FANCY ROCK.

1360
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:31,466
IT'S YOURS.

1361
01:15:31,502 --> 01:15:32,685
MAKE A WISH AND THROW IT
BACK IN THE LAKE.

1362
01:15:34,087 --> 01:15:36,313
(sighs)

1363
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,110
WHAT...

1364
01:15:50,721 --> 01:15:52,413
(shivers)

1365
01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:03,323
UH, MAL...

1366
01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:04,550
I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU.

1367
01:16:09,039 --> 01:16:10,306
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

1368
01:16:12,334 --> 01:16:14,560
DO YOU LOVE ME?

1369
01:16:24,731 --> 01:16:26,405
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE.

1370
01:16:37,459 --> 01:16:39,126
MAYBE I CAN TEACH YOU.

1371
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:49,820
CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME.

1372
01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:52,739
UM, AS YOU KNOW, UH,

1373
01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:56,252
THIS SUNDAY IS FAMILY DAY
HERE AT AURADON PREP.

1374
01:16:56,287 --> 01:16:58,771
AND BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS
CAN'T BE HERE DUE TO,

1375
01:16:58,806 --> 01:17:01,965
UH, DISTANCE,

1376
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,069
WE'VE ARRANGED
FOR A SPECIAL TREAT.

1377
01:17:08,858 --> 01:17:10,507
(screen beeps)

1378
01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:13,919
I don't see anything,
nor do I hear.

1379
01:17:13,954 --> 01:17:15,720
-KIDS!
<i> -Is it-</i>

1380
01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:18,482
-Is it-is--
-Press enter.

1381
01:17:18,517 --> 01:17:20,567
Can I please see a remote?
Is this thing on?

1382
01:17:20,602 --> 01:17:21,911
-UGH, IT'S BROKEN.
-UGH!

1383
01:17:21,946 --> 01:17:23,820
I hate electronic equip--

1384
01:17:23,855 --> 01:17:28,358
-OH!
-EVIE, IT'S MOMMY. OH!

1385
01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:31,328
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

1386
01:17:31,363 --> 01:17:34,106
THE POISON APPLE DOESN'T
FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.

1387
01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:37,359
-DON'T YOU MEAN THE WEEDS?
-OOH! WHO'S THE OLD BAT?

1388
01:17:37,394 --> 01:17:40,254
This is Fairy Godmother.

1389
01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:43,657
Still doing tricks
with eggplants?

1390
01:17:43,693 --> 01:17:47,202
-(laughing)
-I turned a pumpkin
into a beautiful carriage.

1391
01:17:47,238 --> 01:17:51,932
YOU REALLY COULDN'T GIVE
CINDERELLA TILL ONE A.M.?
I MEAN, REALLY.

1392
01:17:51,968 --> 01:17:54,785
-WHAT, THE HAMSTERS HAD TO BE
BACK ON THEIR LITTLE WHEELS?
-(laughter)

1393
01:17:54,820 --> 01:17:57,929
They were mice!
They were not--
They were mice.

1394
01:17:57,965 --> 01:17:59,757
-They were not--
-Thank you so much.
Thank you.

1395
01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:00,716
-(whispers) They were mice.
-Hi, Mom.

1396
01:18:00,752 --> 01:18:01,959
(gasps) MAL!

1397
01:18:01,994 --> 01:18:05,879
I M-M-MISS YOU.

1398
01:18:05,914 --> 01:18:07,072
YOU CHILDREN ARE NEVER
FAR FROM OUR THOUGHTS.

1399
01:18:07,108 --> 01:18:08,824
I got it.

1400
01:18:08,859 --> 01:18:11,143
How long must Mommy
wait to see you?

1401
01:18:11,178 --> 01:18:13,270
Um, there's a big coronation
coming up.

1402
01:18:13,305 --> 01:18:15,764
I think sometime probably
after... that.

1403
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:18,292
-WHEN?
-Friday, 10 a.m.

1404
01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:21,845
YOU SURE I CAN'T
SEE YOU BEFORE THAT?

1405
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:25,015
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO
IF I DON'T GET MY HANDS
ON THAT MAGIC WAN--

1406
01:18:25,051 --> 01:18:28,335
YOU... YOU LITTLE NUGGET
THAT I LOVE SO MUCH.

1407
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:31,488
Yes, I completely
understand, Mother.

1408
01:18:31,524 --> 01:18:34,533
(stammers)
Carlos, is that a dog?

1409
01:18:34,568 --> 01:18:36,301
(dog whimpers)

1410
01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:38,637
Oh, yes, yes,
baby, I do understand.

1411
01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:42,283
It would make
the perfect size
for earmuffs. (cackles)

1412
01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,826
He's the perfect size
for a pet.

1413
01:18:44,862 --> 01:18:48,363
-Oh!
-This dog loves me,
and I love him.

1414
01:18:48,398 --> 01:18:51,333
-And FYI,
your dog is stuffed!
-OH!

1415
01:18:51,368 --> 01:18:55,687
-So give it a rest!
-OH-HO! BURN!

1416
01:18:55,723 --> 01:18:58,958
OH! WHY DON'T YOU
GO SELL A TOASTER,
YOU TWO-BIT SALESMAN!

1417
01:18:58,993 --> 01:19:03,370
People who talk
to stuffed animals
shouldn't throw stones.

1418
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:04,721
Cruella: <i> Oh, well, people </i>
<i> who sell toasters shouldn't </i>
<i> use mixed metaphors. </i>

1419
01:19:04,756 --> 01:19:06,231
Enough!

1420
01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:10,602
I'M SO SORRY.

1421
01:19:10,638 --> 01:19:13,530
-THANKS FOR THE SPECIAL TREAT.
-OF COURSE.

1422
01:19:18,162 --> 01:19:21,346
M?

1423
01:19:21,382 --> 01:19:22,414
WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR PARENTS
ARE GONNA DO TO US

1424
01:19:22,450 --> 01:19:25,434
IF WE DON'T PULL THIS OFF?

1425
01:19:25,470 --> 01:19:29,613
I THINK THEY WILL BE
QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN US,

1426
01:19:29,649 --> 01:19:32,416
BUT ULTIMATELY...

1427
01:19:32,451 --> 01:19:34,576
PROUD OF US
FOR DOING OUR BEST.

1428
01:19:34,612 --> 01:19:36,253
REALLY?

1429
01:19:36,288 --> 01:19:38,847
NO, I THINK WE
ARE DEFINITELY GONERS.

1430
01:19:38,882 --> 01:19:40,432
YEAH.

1431
01:19:44,663 --> 01:19:47,256
Mal: OKAY, WE ALL KNOW
WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE.

1432
01:19:47,291 --> 01:19:49,350
SO IT'LL BE UP ON THE DAIS
UNDER THE BEAST'S SPELL JAR,

1433
01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:51,176
AND WE'LL BE
COMING IN FROM HERE.

1434
01:19:51,211 --> 01:19:52,770
I WILL BE IN THE VERY FRONT.

1435
01:19:52,805 --> 01:19:53,912
YOU ALL WILL BE UP
IN THE BALCONY.

1436
01:19:53,947 --> 01:19:55,514
-Evie: OKAY.
-CARLOS?

1437
01:19:55,549 --> 01:19:59,101
OKAY, SO I'LL FIND OUR LIMO,
SO WE CAN BREAK THE BARRIER,

1438
01:19:59,136 --> 01:20:00,252
AND, UH,
GET BACK ON THE ISLAND
WITH THE WAND.

1439
01:20:00,287 --> 01:20:03,446
-PERFECT. EVIE?
-YEAH?

1440
01:20:03,482 --> 01:20:05,248
YOU WILL USE THIS
TO TAKE OUT THE DRIVER.

1441
01:20:05,283 --> 01:20:06,542
TWO SPRAYS AND HE'LL
BE OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

1442
01:20:06,577 --> 01:20:07,501
OKAY.

1443
01:20:12,991 --> 01:20:14,591
(sighs)

1444
01:20:18,781 --> 01:20:20,146
(silently mouthing)

1445
01:20:20,182 --> 01:20:22,741
M?

1446
01:20:22,777 --> 01:20:23,642
YOU WANT TO BREAK
BEN'S LOVE SPELL?

1447
01:20:25,962 --> 01:20:28,455
YEAH.

1448
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:29,881
YOU KNOW, FOR AFTER.

1449
01:20:29,917 --> 01:20:31,775
I DON'T...

1450
01:20:34,796 --> 01:20:37,473
I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING,
YOU KNOW,

1451
01:20:37,508 --> 01:20:39,015
WHEN THE VILLAINS
FINALLY DO INVADE AURADON,

1452
01:20:39,051 --> 01:20:42,344
AND BEGIN TO LOOT

1453
01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:43,987
AND KICK EVERYONE
OUT OF THEIR CASTLES

1454
01:20:44,022 --> 01:20:46,489
AND IMPRISON THEIR LEADERS

1455
01:20:46,525 --> 01:20:48,100
AND DESTROY ALL THAT IS
GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL,

1456
01:20:48,135 --> 01:20:51,753
BEN STILL BEING IN LOVE WITH ME
JUST SEEMS A LITTLE EXTRA...

1457
01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:55,007
...CRUEL.

1458
01:21:01,766 --> 01:21:03,140
M?

1459
01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:27,372
(dog whimpering)

1460
01:21:40,379 --> 01:21:42,838
♪ A million thoughts ♪

1461
01:21:42,873 --> 01:21:45,123
♪ In my head ♪

1462
01:21:45,158 --> 01:21:47,651
♪ Should I let my heart ♪

1463
01:21:47,686 --> 01:21:50,738
♪ Keep listening? ♪

1464
01:21:50,773 --> 01:21:55,859
♪ I know it's time
to say good-bye ♪

1465
01:21:55,895 --> 01:22:00,530
♪ So hard to let go ♪

1466
01:22:10,434 --> 01:22:12,576
-(upbeat pop music plays)
-(singing acapella)

1467
01:22:12,611 --> 01:22:15,279
<i> MA CHERE MADEMOISELLE, </i>

1468
01:22:15,314 --> 01:22:18,823
IT IS WITH DEEPEST PRIDE
AND GREATEST PLEASURE

1469
01:22:18,858 --> 01:22:21,393
THAT WE WELCOME YOU TONIGHT.

1470
01:22:21,428 --> 01:22:23,270
AND NOW
WE INVITE YOU TO RELAX.

1471
01:22:23,305 --> 01:22:25,230
LET US PULL UP A CHAIR,

1472
01:22:25,265 --> 01:22:29,218
AS THE DINING ROOM
PROUDLY PRESENTS
YOUR DINNER...

1473
01:22:29,253 --> 01:22:31,603
♪ Be our guest,
be our guest ♪

1474
01:22:31,639 --> 01:22:34,073
♪ Put our service
to the test ♪

1475
01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:36,800
♪ Tie your napkin
round your neck, <i> chrie </i> ♪

1476
01:22:36,835 --> 01:22:39,160
-♪ And we'll
provide the rest ♪
-♪ That's right ♪

1477
01:22:39,196 --> 01:22:40,937
-That's right.
-♪ Soup du jour,
hot hors d'oeuvres ♪

1478
01:22:40,973 --> 01:22:43,540
-♪ Why, we only
live to serve ♪
-Whoo!

1479
01:22:43,575 --> 01:22:45,258
♪ Try the gray stuff,
it's delicious ♪

1480
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,477
-All right!
-♪ Don't believe me? ♪

1481
01:22:47,513 --> 01:22:49,405
-♪ Ask the dishes ♪
-Yeah! ♪ They can sing,
sing, sing ♪

1482
01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:50,714
♪ They can dance,
dance, dance ♪

1483
01:22:50,749 --> 01:22:52,925
♪ After all, miss,
this is France ♪

1484
01:22:53,002 --> 01:22:56,261
♪ And a dinner here
is never, never second best ♪

1485
01:22:56,296 --> 01:22:59,497
♪ Come on, go on,
unfold your menu ♪

1486
01:22:59,533 --> 01:23:01,433
♪ Go on, take a glance
and then you'll ♪

1487
01:23:01,468 --> 01:23:03,936
♪ Be our guest, be our guest ♪

1488
01:23:03,971 --> 01:23:06,913
♪ Be our guest,
yeah, yeah, come on ♪

1489
01:23:06,948 --> 01:23:11,285
♪ Yeah, be our guest,
guest, yeah ♪

1490
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,512
-All: <i> ♪ Yeah ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ We tell jokes, </i>
<i> I do tricks ♪ </i>

1491
01:23:13,547 --> 01:23:15,789
♪ With my fellow
candlesticks ♪

1492
01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:17,657
♪ And it's all
in perfect taste ♪

1493
01:23:17,692 --> 01:23:20,235
♪ That you can bet ♪

1494
01:23:20,271 --> 01:23:22,670
♪ Come on
and lift your glass ♪

1495
01:23:22,706 --> 01:23:25,415
♪ You've won
your own free pass ♪

1496
01:23:25,451 --> 01:23:27,642
-♪ To be our guest ♪
-Ben: <i> ♪ If you're stressed ♪ </i>

1497
01:23:27,677 --> 01:23:29,928
♪ It's fine dining
we suggest ♪

1498
01:23:29,964 --> 01:23:32,438
♪ Be our guest,
be our guest,
be our guest ♪

1499
01:23:32,474 --> 01:23:34,374
♪ Yeah ♪

1500
01:23:34,410 --> 01:23:36,810
♪ Yeah, uh, come on ♪

1501
01:23:36,846 --> 01:23:39,054
<i> ♪ Be our guest, </i>
<i> be our guest ♪ </i>

1502
01:23:39,089 --> 01:23:41,064
♪ Come on, come on ♪

1503
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,258
-♪ Be our guest ♪
-(all cheering)

1504
01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:50,182
(dog whimpering)

1505
01:23:50,217 --> 01:23:53,810
(laughs) OH...

1506
01:23:53,845 --> 01:23:57,530
-THAT WAS SO LOVELY! (laughs)
-OH. WA--

1507
01:23:57,566 --> 01:23:59,066
MM.

1508
01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:04,071
(laughs)

1509
01:24:06,150 --> 01:24:08,149
-JUST HERE?
-READY?

1510
01:24:08,184 --> 01:24:10,252
(sighs)

1511
01:24:10,287 --> 01:24:12,128
OH, BY THE WAY,
I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

1512
01:24:12,164 --> 01:24:13,939
-OH!
-YEAH.

1513
01:24:13,974 --> 01:24:15,958
WELL, I NEVER
WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING,

1514
01:24:15,993 --> 01:24:17,509
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT AUDREY WAS
A LITTLE SELF-ABSORBED.

1515
01:24:17,544 --> 01:24:19,753
A FAKE SMILE,
KIND OF A KISS-UP.

1516
01:24:19,789 --> 01:24:21,330
DO WE KNOW YOUR
NEW GIRLFRIEND?

1517
01:24:21,365 --> 01:24:23,815
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
ONE, TWO...

1518
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:25,200
WELL, SORT OF. MAL!

1519
01:24:25,236 --> 01:24:27,261
I GOTTA GO, OKAY?

1520
01:24:27,296 --> 01:24:28,887
-THREE!
-HUH?

1521
01:24:28,922 --> 01:24:29,888
(shutter clicks)

1522
01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:33,225
-MAL? MAL.
-UH...

1523
01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:37,028
I WANNA INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY PARENTS.

1524
01:24:37,063 --> 01:24:39,397
-BEN.
-(Belle gasps)

1525
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:44,035
THIS IS MAL.
FROM THE ISLAND.

1526
01:24:44,070 --> 01:24:45,286
-Belle: MM...
-MY GIRLFRIEND.

1527
01:24:45,322 --> 01:24:47,072
-HI.
-HI.

1528
01:24:50,052 --> 01:24:51,160
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
SHE CAN JOIN US FOR LUNCH.

1529
01:24:51,195 --> 01:24:53,086
OF... COURSE.

1530
01:24:53,121 --> 01:24:54,688
ANY FRIEND OF BEN'S...

1531
01:24:54,723 --> 01:24:57,056
UM, I ACTUALLY CAME
WITH MY FRIENDS.

1532
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,909
WELL, YOU SHOULD INVITE THEM.

1533
01:24:58,944 --> 01:25:02,103
(Carlos grunting, laughs)

1534
01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:04,706
-BECAUSE THE MORE THE MERRIER!
-YEAH, I'LL GO GRAB THEM.

1535
01:25:04,742 --> 01:25:06,825
UH, HOW ABOUT A GAME
OF CROQUET BEFORE LUNCH?

1536
01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:08,343
-HUH? OF COURSE.
-GAME ON.

1537
01:25:08,379 --> 01:25:11,362
-GAME ON.
-(laughs)

1538
01:25:11,398 --> 01:25:12,572
-HAVE YOU PLAYED BEFORE?
-NO.

1539
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:13,631
-NO? YOU'LL BE FINE.
-(sighs)

1540
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,859
WHOA.

1541
01:25:15,894 --> 01:25:17,711
Carlos: COME ON, DUDE.

1542
01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:18,887
-Ben: HERE, STAND UP.
-Carlos: COME ON, DUDE.

1543
01:25:18,922 --> 01:25:20,079
-(dog barking)
-Ben: STAND HERE.

1544
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:20,856
Carlos: HEY, GET THEM!
HEY, GET THEM!

1545
01:25:20,891 --> 01:25:22,824
NICE!

1546
01:25:22,859 --> 01:25:26,686
-HELLO THERE.
-HI.

1547
01:25:26,721 --> 01:25:30,073
NOW, HAVE WE MET?

1548
01:25:30,109 --> 01:25:32,867
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
I'M NEW.

1549
01:25:32,902 --> 01:25:34,210
I'M SORT OF LIKE A...
TRANSFER STUDENT.

1550
01:25:34,245 --> 01:25:36,304
-OH, YES.
-GRAMMY.

1551
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:38,957
OH, AUDREY!
GIVE GRAMMY A KISS, DEAR.

1552
01:25:41,061 --> 01:25:43,628
-"GRAMMY"?
-SLEEPING BEAUTY'S MOTHER.

1553
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,099
GRAMMY, I DON'T
THINK YOU WANT
TO BE TALKING TO THIS GIRL.

1554
01:25:47,134 --> 01:25:50,752
UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE TAKING
ANOTHER HUNDRED-YEAR NAP.

1555
01:25:50,787 --> 01:25:51,553
WHAT?

1556
01:25:54,549 --> 01:25:55,974
YOU!

1557
01:26:01,248 --> 01:26:01,980
HOW ARE YOU HERE?

1558
01:26:03,817 --> 01:26:07,368
AND HOW HAVE YOU
STAYED SO YOUNG?

1559
01:26:07,404 --> 01:26:09,646
QUEEN LEAH, IT'S OKAY.
MALEFICENT IS STILL
ON THE ISLAND.

1560
01:26:09,681 --> 01:26:12,574
THIS IS HER DAUGHTER, MAL.

1561
01:26:12,609 --> 01:26:14,768
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
MY PROCLAMATION TO GIVE
THE NEW GENERATION A CHANCE?

1562
01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:16,953
A CHANCE TO WHAT, BEN?
DESTROY US?

1563
01:26:19,082 --> 01:26:21,199
COME ON.
YOU REMEMBER, DON'T YOU?

1564
01:26:21,234 --> 01:26:24,044
THE POISON APPLES.
AND THE SPELLS.

1565
01:26:25,655 --> 01:26:26,796
SPELLS.

1566
01:26:28,458 --> 01:26:30,725
MY DAUGHTER...

1567
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,094
WAS RAISED BY FAIRIES

1568
01:26:33,130 --> 01:26:36,406
BECAUSE OF
YOUR MOTHER'S CURSE.

1569
01:26:36,442 --> 01:26:39,601
SO HER FIRST WORDS,
HER FIRST STEPS,

1570
01:26:39,636 --> 01:26:42,229
I MISSED IT ALL!

1571
01:26:45,917 --> 01:26:47,592
-YOU MUSTN'T TRUST HER.
-I'M SO SO--

1572
01:26:47,627 --> 01:26:49,043
GO AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM HER!

1573
01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:52,964
-DON'T DO THIS, CHAD.
-WHAT?

1574
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,966
THEY WERE RAISED
BY THEIR PARENTS, BEN.

1575
01:26:55,002 --> 01:26:57,677
WHAT DO YOU THINK VILLAINS
TEACH THEIR KIDS? HUH?

1576
01:26:57,713 --> 01:27:01,064
KINDNESS? FAIR PLAY?
NO WAY, OKAY? UH-UH.

1577
01:27:01,099 --> 01:27:03,091
YOU STOLE ANOTHER
GIRL'S BOYFRIEND.

1578
01:27:03,126 --> 01:27:06,978
-HEY, HEY!
-OH. YOU ENJOY HURTING PEOPLE.

1579
01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:12,501
AND YOU, YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A GOLD DIGGER
AND A CHEATER.

1580
01:27:12,536 --> 01:27:14,861
MIRROR, MIRROR, IN MY HAND,

1581
01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:16,988
WHO'S THE BIGGEST
JERK IN THE LAND?

1582
01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:19,875
-(whooshing)
-WHAT? COME ON!

1583
01:27:19,910 --> 01:27:20,951
-BACK OFF, CHAD. ALL RIGHT?
-(all shouting)

1584
01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:23,411
-BACK OFF!
-CHAD!

1585
01:27:23,447 --> 01:27:26,281
CHAD? CHAD!
EVIE DID SOMETHING TO CHAD!

1586
01:27:26,316 --> 01:27:28,400
-WAKE UP.
-CHECK IF HE'S OKAY.

1587
01:27:28,435 --> 01:27:31,035
COME ON, MAL.

1588
01:27:31,070 --> 01:27:33,163
-GUYS!
-Evie: JAY!

1589
01:27:33,198 --> 01:27:34,030
Lonnie: CHAD, WAKE UP!

1590
01:27:36,810 --> 01:27:37,117
-COME ON, CHAD.
-(gasps)

1591
01:27:41,531 --> 01:27:42,906
I FEARED SOMETHING
LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

1592
01:27:42,941 --> 01:27:45,041
-THIS ISN'T THEIR FAULT!
-NO, SON.

1593
01:27:46,712 --> 01:27:47,544
IT'S YOURS.

1594
01:27:52,593 --> 01:27:54,134
MOM?

1595
01:28:03,469 --> 01:28:06,229
Chad: WHAT HAPPENED?
I HAD THIS DREAM...

1596
01:28:20,604 --> 01:28:22,904
HEY, GUYS.
HOW IS EVERYONE?

1597
01:28:22,939 --> 01:28:25,807
YEAH?

1598
01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:28,159
HEY, LISTEN.
FORGET ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT?

1599
01:28:28,195 --> 01:28:31,855
IT WAS NOTHING.
FORGET ABOUT IT. LET IT GO.

1600
01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,089
TOMORROW, AFTER THE CORONATION,
I PROMISE EVERYTHING
WILL BE OKAY.

1601
01:28:34,718 --> 01:28:35,467
I HAVE TO GO.

1602
01:28:39,055 --> 01:28:39,763
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

1603
01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:48,096
-LISTEN, EVIE, I WANNA TALK
ABOUT EARLIER TODAY. I JUST--
-DOUG!

1604
01:28:48,132 --> 01:28:49,180
-IT'S MY FAULT, DOUG.
I'M SORRY.
-NO, IT'S MINE.

1605
01:28:49,215 --> 01:28:50,398
-DOUG!
-WHAT?

1606
01:28:52,394 --> 01:28:55,278
-DOUG...
-SORRY, I CAN'T.

1607
01:28:55,313 --> 01:28:58,832
OKAY.

1608
01:28:58,867 --> 01:29:01,634
HOW LONG DOES SHE
THINK THAT'S GONNA LAST?

1609
01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:05,589
-MAL IS JUST
THE BAD GIRL INFATUATION.
-YEAH.

1610
01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:07,207
I MEAN, HE'S NEVER GONNA
MAKE A VILLAIN A QUEEN.

1611
01:29:08,877 --> 01:29:10,960
(both laugh)

1612
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:17,375
BEWARE, FORSWEAR,
UNDO JANE'S HAIR.

1613
01:29:17,410 --> 01:29:21,162
-(screams)
-(laughing)

1614
01:29:21,198 --> 01:29:23,698
Chad: EW!

1615
01:29:23,734 --> 01:29:25,300
THERE'S A LOT MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

1616
01:29:25,335 --> 01:29:26,801
EXCUSE ME,
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

1617
01:29:26,836 --> 01:29:27,894
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?

1618
01:29:38,081 --> 01:29:39,489
I'M REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO TOMORROW.

1619
01:29:42,619 --> 01:29:45,203
LET'S GRAB THAT WAND
AND BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND.

1620
01:29:45,239 --> 01:29:48,456
(upbeat electronic
music plays)

1621
01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:53,795
Jay:
<i> ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪ </i>

1622
01:29:56,750 --> 01:30:00,285
(bells tolling)

1623
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,454
Snow White:
<i> At last, here we are, </i>

1624
01:30:02,489 --> 01:30:03,555
<i> broadcasting live </i>
<i> from the coronation, </i>

1625
01:30:03,590 --> 01:30:07,417
<i> where Prince Benjamin </i>
<i> will soon be crowned king! </i>

1626
01:30:07,452 --> 01:30:10,595
I'm Snow White, bringing you
up to the second coverage

1627
01:30:10,630 --> 01:30:12,330
of who's the fairest
of them all.

1628
01:30:12,366 --> 01:30:14,407
"I'M SNOW WHITE."
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

1629
01:30:14,442 --> 01:30:17,260
SHE'S DEFINITELY
HAD WORK DONE.

1630
01:30:17,295 --> 01:30:19,779
-(indistinct chatter)
-(classical music plays)

1631
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:28,413
OH. (laughs)

1632
01:30:28,448 --> 01:30:32,083
(sighs) OH, ME?

1633
01:30:34,412 --> 01:30:36,421
Oh, Fairy Godmother
is looking radiant.

1634
01:30:36,456 --> 01:30:41,426
<i> But what is happening </i>
<i> with Jane's hair? (laughs) </i>

1635
01:30:41,461 --> 01:30:45,096
<i> And there </i>
<i> is Fairy Godmother's wand. </i>

1636
01:30:45,131 --> 01:30:49,300
-I WANT THAT WAND!
-DO YOU? HADN'T HEARD.

1637
01:30:49,336 --> 01:30:51,619
Snow White: <i> Oh, </i>
<i> and here comes Ben now. </i>

1638
01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:55,190
-(crowd cheering)
-(horse whinnies)

1639
01:31:00,930 --> 01:31:02,739
DON'T BE NERVOUS.

1640
01:31:02,774 --> 01:31:05,658
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE
AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

1641
01:31:05,694 --> 01:31:10,113
-NO PROBLEM THERE.
-THANK YOU.

1642
01:31:10,148 --> 01:31:12,249
MAL, WOULD YOU WEAR MY RING?

1643
01:31:12,284 --> 01:31:15,785
UM... NOT NOW.

1644
01:31:15,821 --> 01:31:17,712
I THINK IT WOULD PROBABLY
JUST FALL RIGHT OFF OF ME.

1645
01:31:20,784 --> 01:31:22,625
-I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
-FOR ME?

1646
01:31:22,660 --> 01:31:24,151
YEAH.

1647
01:31:24,187 --> 01:31:25,770
IT'S JUST FOR LATER, YOU KNOW,

1648
01:31:25,805 --> 01:31:27,956
WHEN YOU NEED STRENGTH.

1649
01:31:27,991 --> 01:31:29,607
SOME CARBS
TO KEEP UP YOUR ENERGY.

1650
01:31:29,642 --> 01:31:31,342
-ALWAYS THINKING.
-(laughs)

1651
01:31:31,377 --> 01:31:33,761
BUT I CAN'T WAIT.

1652
01:31:33,796 --> 01:31:36,364
-NO!
-MM. MM...

1653
01:31:36,399 --> 01:31:38,032
MM! THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

1654
01:31:38,067 --> 01:31:41,077
-UH, DO YOU--
-MAL?

1655
01:31:41,112 --> 01:31:43,646
-DO YOU FEEL OKAY?
-YOU BET.

1656
01:31:43,682 --> 01:31:47,775
WOULD YOU SAY
THAT YOU'RE STILL IN-THAT--

1657
01:31:47,811 --> 01:31:50,253
THAT YOU HAVE VERY STRONG
FEELINGS FOR ME?

1658
01:31:50,289 --> 01:31:52,013
I'M NOT SURE.

1659
01:31:52,049 --> 01:31:54,190
I MEAN, LET'S GIVE
THE ANTI-LOVE POTION

1660
01:31:54,225 --> 01:31:55,241
A FEW MINUTES TO TAKE EFFECT.

1661
01:31:55,276 --> 01:31:56,918
-YEAH...
-OKAY.

1662
01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:00,297
-WHAT?
-(laughs)

1663
01:32:00,332 --> 01:32:02,173
WHAT? YOU KNEW?

1664
01:32:02,209 --> 01:32:05,385
THAT YOU SPELLED ME? YEAH.

1665
01:32:05,420 --> 01:32:07,937
-YEAH, I KNEW.
-I'M-I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF.

1666
01:32:07,973 --> 01:32:10,665
NO, LOOK, IT'S FINE.
I MEAN, YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME.
I WAS WITH AUDREY.

1667
01:32:10,700 --> 01:32:12,250
YOU DIDN'T TRUST THAT IT
COULD HAPPEN ON ITS OWN.

1668
01:32:12,285 --> 01:32:14,436
-AM I RIGHT?
-YES. (laughs)

1669
01:32:14,471 --> 01:32:15,603
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

1670
01:32:18,308 --> 01:32:19,499
SO, THEN,
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?

1671
01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:22,068
SINCE OUR FIRST DATE.

1672
01:32:22,103 --> 01:32:23,903
YOUR SPELL WASHED AWAY
IN THE ENCHANTED LAKE.

1673
01:32:23,939 --> 01:32:27,507
SO THEN WHAT?
YOU'VE JUST BEEN...

1674
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:28,533
FAKING IT SINCE THEN?

1675
01:32:37,835 --> 01:32:39,627
I HAVEN'T BEEN
FAKING ANYTHING.

1676
01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:44,073
-(chuckles)
-(bells tolling)

1677
01:32:44,109 --> 01:32:47,218
(playing fanfare)

1678
01:32:54,027 --> 01:32:55,668
-(fanfare continues on TV)
-(Evil Queen gasps)

1679
01:32:55,703 --> 01:32:58,646
-WELL, IF IT ISN'T--
-MY DAUGHTER.

1680
01:32:58,681 --> 01:33:01,541
-LOOKING LIKE SOME KIND OF...
-Princess!

1681
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:05,145
<i> Now, let's see </i>
<i> who this beauty is wearing. </i>

1682
01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:08,506
-Evie.
-EVIE! THAT'S MY DAU-EVIE!

1683
01:33:08,542 --> 01:33:12,260
Someone named Evie
designed her gown.

1684
01:33:12,296 --> 01:33:14,479
-THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!
-OH, WOW. SHE SEWED A DRESS.

1685
01:33:14,514 --> 01:33:16,006
MEANWHILE,
MY GIRL DUPED A PRINCE,

1686
01:33:16,008 --> 01:33:17,373
AND SHE'S THIS CLOSE
TO GRABBING THE MAGIC WAND.

1687
01:33:17,408 --> 01:33:19,342
BITTER, PARTY OF ONE.
BITTER, PARTY OF ONE.

1688
01:33:19,377 --> 01:33:21,268
IT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE!

1689
01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:23,213
IT'S HAPPENING!
I SAY, GIRD YOUR LOINS!

1690
01:33:23,248 --> 01:33:25,531
GIRD YOUR LOINS!

1691
01:33:25,566 --> 01:33:27,676
VILLAINS,
OUR REVENGE BEGINS TODAY.

1692
01:33:27,711 --> 01:33:30,603
(all laughing)

1693
01:33:30,638 --> 01:33:33,139
-(fanfare continues)
-(crowd cheering)

1694
01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:46,544
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY,
I JUST--

1695
01:33:46,580 --> 01:33:49,255
I TOLD BEN THIS
WASN'T GOING TO BE EASY.

1696
01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:51,182
YOU ALSO TAUGHT ME THAT A KING
HAS TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF.

1697
01:33:51,217 --> 01:33:53,151
-EVEN WHEN IT ISN'T EASY.
-I DID?

1698
01:33:53,186 --> 01:33:57,297
I... HOW VERY WISE OF ME.

1699
01:33:57,332 --> 01:34:01,009
BEN, WE ARE VERY
PROUD OF YOU.

1700
01:34:01,086 --> 01:34:02,794
-YOU KEEP LISTENING
TO YOUR HEART.
-THANKS, MOM.

1701
01:34:05,707 --> 01:34:06,631
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
A FINE KING.

1702
01:34:18,453 --> 01:34:20,603
-WISH ME LUCK.
-(man clears throat)

1703
01:34:29,889 --> 01:34:32,824
(children's choir singing)

1704
01:34:57,133 --> 01:34:59,300
(all murmuring)

1705
01:34:59,335 --> 01:35:02,812
(choir continues singing)

1706
01:35:28,256 --> 01:35:29,881
DON'T BLOW IT, KIDDO.

1707
01:36:20,349 --> 01:36:21,640
DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR

1708
01:36:21,676 --> 01:36:23,610
TO GOVERN
THE PEOPLES OF AURADON

1709
01:36:23,686 --> 01:36:26,813
WITH JUSTICE AND MERCY
AS LONG AS YOU SHALL REIGN?

1710
01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:30,667
OH, GRAB THE THING ALREADY!

1711
01:36:30,702 --> 01:36:32,985
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR.

1712
01:36:35,206 --> 01:36:38,799
THEN IT IS MY HONOR AND MY JOY

1713
01:36:38,835 --> 01:36:41,077
TO BLESS OUR NEW KING. (gasps)

1714
01:36:41,112 --> 01:36:42,245
(all gasping)

1715
01:36:42,280 --> 01:36:44,539
-YES!
-OH!

1716
01:36:44,574 --> 01:36:46,215
-YES!
-YEAH!

1717
01:36:46,250 --> 01:36:49,235
(crackling, whooshing)

1718
01:36:49,271 --> 01:36:52,272
(thunder crashes)

1719
01:36:52,307 --> 01:36:54,382
-(explosion)
-OH!

1720
01:36:59,697 --> 01:37:02,223
THE BARRIER IS BROKEN!
WE'RE FREE!

1721
01:37:05,345 --> 01:37:09,480
SCEPTER! NOW!

1722
01:37:13,452 --> 01:37:18,281
(cackling)

1723
01:37:18,316 --> 01:37:20,641
(all gasping)

1724
01:37:20,676 --> 01:37:22,669
CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

1725
01:37:22,745 --> 01:37:23,870
IF YOU WON'T MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL,
I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

1726
01:37:23,905 --> 01:37:25,221
(all shouting)

1727
01:37:25,256 --> 01:37:28,090
BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO!

1728
01:37:28,126 --> 01:37:29,876
TAKE COVER!

1729
01:37:29,911 --> 01:37:32,978
(all screaming)

1730
01:37:33,014 --> 01:37:34,814
-CAREFUL, MAL!
-(crackling)

1731
01:37:34,849 --> 01:37:36,648
(all gasp)

1732
01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:38,634
-(Mal panting)
-(shouting)

1733
01:37:42,698 --> 01:37:45,016
-MAL, GIVE ME THE WAND.
-STAND BACK.

1734
01:37:47,378 --> 01:37:49,745
-IT'S OKAY.
-BEN, I SAID STAND BACK!

1735
01:37:49,781 --> 01:37:51,898
-I TOLD YOU SO!
-(screaming)

1736
01:37:54,668 --> 01:37:55,493
-LET'S GO!
-REVENGE TIME.

1737
01:37:55,528 --> 01:37:59,998
-YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS?
-WE HAVE NO CHOICE, BEN!

1738
01:38:00,074 --> 01:38:02,641
-OUR PARENTS--
-YOUR PARENTS
MADE THEIR CHOICE.

1739
01:38:02,677 --> 01:38:03,910
NOW YOU MAKE YOURS.

1740
01:38:15,874 --> 01:38:17,731
I THINK I WANT TO BE GOOD.

1741
01:38:17,767 --> 01:38:19,449
-YOU ARE GOOD.
-HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

1742
01:38:19,485 --> 01:38:21,744
BECAUSE...

1743
01:38:21,779 --> 01:38:23,012
BECAUSE I'M LISTENING
TO MY HEART.

1744
01:38:29,370 --> 01:38:31,103
I WANT TO LISTEN
TO MY HEART, TOO.

1745
01:38:35,977 --> 01:38:38,569
AND MY HEART IS TELLING ME
THAT WE ARE NOT OUR PARENTS.

1746
01:38:40,882 --> 01:38:44,075
I MEAN, STEALING THINGS
DOESN'T MAKE YOU HAPPY.

1747
01:38:44,110 --> 01:38:47,845
TOURNEY AND VICTORY PIZZA
WITH THE TEAM MAKES YOU HAPPY.

1748
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:49,047
Boy: YEAH!

1749
01:38:49,082 --> 01:38:53,718
AND YOU,
SCRATCHING DUDE'S BELLY
MAKES YOU HAPPY.

1750
01:38:53,753 --> 01:38:54,919
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?
(laughs)

1751
01:38:56,931 --> 01:38:59,381
AND EVIE...

1752
01:38:59,416 --> 01:39:01,751
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY DUMB
TO GET A GUY.

1753
01:39:01,786 --> 01:39:04,862
-YOU ARE SO SMART.
-(both laugh)

1754
01:39:04,897 --> 01:39:08,265
(sighs) AND I DON'T WANT
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WITH EVIL.

1755
01:39:08,301 --> 01:39:11,152
IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.

1756
01:39:11,187 --> 01:39:12,645
I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

1757
01:39:15,767 --> 01:39:16,983
AND BE WITH BEN.

1758
01:39:19,938 --> 01:39:23,030
BECAUSE BEN
MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

1759
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:29,996
US BEING FRIENDS
MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

1760
01:39:32,216 --> 01:39:33,708
NOT DESTROYING THINGS.

1761
01:39:37,630 --> 01:39:39,213
I CHOOSE GOOD, YOU GUYS.

1762
01:39:47,198 --> 01:39:48,889
-I CHOOSE GOOD, TOO.
-(Mal chuckles)

1763
01:39:52,695 --> 01:39:55,021
-I CHOOSE GOOD.
-(Mal laughs)

1764
01:39:56,690 --> 01:39:59,909
SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR,

1765
01:39:59,911 --> 01:40:02,344
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRIED
ABOUT HOW REALLY MAD

1766
01:40:02,379 --> 01:40:04,938
-OUR PARENTS WILL BE?
-(Mal laughs)

1767
01:40:04,974 --> 01:40:06,983
BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA
BE REALLY, REALLY MAD.

1768
01:40:07,018 --> 01:40:08,200
YOUR PARENTS
CAN'T REACH YOU HERE.

1769
01:40:12,098 --> 01:40:15,099
OKAY, THEN. GOOD.

1770
01:40:15,134 --> 01:40:17,952
(Mal laughs)

1771
01:40:17,987 --> 01:40:19,712
COME ON.

1772
01:40:23,976 --> 01:40:28,445
(applause, cheering)

1773
01:40:28,481 --> 01:40:30,823
-(explosion)
-(all gasping, screaming)

1774
01:40:30,858 --> 01:40:33,851
(rumbling)

1775
01:40:41,360 --> 01:40:43,944
-I'M BACK!
-Mal: IT CAN'T BE.

1776
01:40:45,481 --> 01:40:47,640
GO AWAY, MOTHER.

1777
01:40:47,675 --> 01:40:50,902
(chuckles) SHE'S FUNNY.
(snorts) OH!

1778
01:40:50,937 --> 01:40:55,139
I'M SO-YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.
HERE.

1779
01:40:55,174 --> 01:40:56,657
WAND ME. CHOP CHOP.

1780
01:40:56,692 --> 01:40:59,443
-NO!
-(gasping)

1781
01:40:59,478 --> 01:41:01,653
-BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI--
-BOO.

1782
01:41:01,689 --> 01:41:03,422
(whooshing sound)

1783
01:41:09,547 --> 01:41:13,190
PSYCH.
(laughs, snorts)

1784
01:41:13,226 --> 01:41:16,952
OOH. (laughs)

1785
01:41:16,988 --> 01:41:20,589
OOH, IN ANOTHER TIME,
IN ANOTHER TIME.

1786
01:41:20,624 --> 01:41:24,335
♪ Evil like me,
don't you wanna be mean... ♪

1787
01:41:24,370 --> 01:41:25,878
OW! (laughs)

1788
01:41:25,913 --> 01:41:27,872
OH. OH, NO.

1789
01:41:27,907 --> 01:41:32,009
SOMEONE NEEDS TO PLUCK
THEIR NOSE HAIRS.

1790
01:41:32,044 --> 01:41:34,611
WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN?

1791
01:41:34,646 --> 01:41:37,122
I KNOW.

1792
01:41:37,157 --> 01:41:39,400
WHY DON'T WE START
BY GETTING RID OF THIS?

1793
01:41:39,435 --> 01:41:41,035
-(Mal gasps)
-(clinking)

1794
01:41:41,070 --> 01:41:43,479
-PERFECT FIT!
-(gasps)

1795
01:41:43,515 --> 01:41:46,015
(chuckles) OH, EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.

1796
01:41:46,050 --> 01:41:46,924
THE HORNS, THE HORNS!

1797
01:41:48,503 --> 01:41:50,594
(chuckles) AW...

1798
01:41:50,630 --> 01:41:52,054
FALLING IN LOVE IS WEAK...

1799
01:41:54,091 --> 01:41:56,234
AND RIDICULOUS.

1800
01:41:56,269 --> 01:41:59,061
-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT.
-YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT!

1801
01:42:01,507 --> 01:42:06,160
MOM, HAVE YOU EVER ONCE
ASKED ME WHAT I WANT?

1802
01:42:06,195 --> 01:42:08,712
-I'M NOT YOU!
-OH, OBVIOUSLY.

1803
01:42:08,748 --> 01:42:10,790
I'VE HAD YEARS AND YEARS
AND YEARS AND...

1804
01:42:10,867 --> 01:42:13,075
YEARS OF PRACTICE BEING EVIL.
YOU'LL GET THERE.

1805
01:42:13,110 --> 01:42:14,118
NO, I WILL NOT.

1806
01:42:15,855 --> 01:42:17,989
AND I REALLY WISH THAT YOU

1807
01:42:18,024 --> 01:42:19,331
HAD NEVER GOTTEN
THERE YOURSELF.

1808
01:42:21,836 --> 01:42:26,354
LOVE IS NOT WEAK
OR RIDICULOUS.

1809
01:42:26,390 --> 01:42:28,808
IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY AMAZING.

1810
01:42:28,843 --> 01:42:31,227
I KNOW ONE THING,
YOUNG LADY.

1811
01:42:31,262 --> 01:42:33,095
YOU HAVE NO ROOM FOR LOVE
IN YOUR LIFE!

1812
01:42:35,499 --> 01:42:37,183
AND NOW I COMMAND,
WAND TO MY HAND!

1813
01:42:40,646 --> 01:42:44,190
(gasps) HA! IT WORKED!

1814
01:42:44,225 --> 01:42:47,584
I HARDLY THINK SO.
FRANKLY, THIS IS TEDIOUS
AND VERY IMMATURE.

1815
01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:49,661
GIVE ME THE WAND.
GIVE ME THE WAND!

1816
01:42:49,697 --> 01:42:52,272
HOLD ON, MAL.
MAYBE GOOD REALLY IS
MORE POWERFUL THAN EVIL.

1817
01:42:52,308 --> 01:42:55,318
(laughs) OH, PLEASE!
YOU'RE KILLING ME. ARF!

1818
01:42:55,353 --> 01:42:59,505
-(dog barking)
-OH! OH, THE BREATH!

1819
01:42:59,540 --> 01:43:04,367
-THE BREATH! GET OFF ME!
-(Jay grunts)

1820
01:43:04,403 --> 01:43:07,713
-(whooshing sound)
-GASTON SHOULD BE JEALOUS.

1821
01:43:09,442 --> 01:43:12,793
(cackles) ENOUGH!

1822
01:43:12,828 --> 01:43:17,181
YOU ALL WILL REGRET THIS!

1823
01:43:19,201 --> 01:43:22,269
-(roaring)
-(Mal gasping)

1824
01:43:29,111 --> 01:43:30,878
Carlos: COME ON.
RUN, JAY, RUN!

1825
01:43:30,913 --> 01:43:33,489
(roaring)

1826
01:43:37,970 --> 01:43:39,828
Mal: HURRY, JAY.
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

1827
01:43:39,864 --> 01:43:41,888
-JAY!
-WATCH IT, JAY!

1828
01:43:41,924 --> 01:43:44,941
Mal: JAY, COME ON!
PLEASE, JAY! JAY!

1829
01:43:44,977 --> 01:43:47,403
-AAH!
-(roaring)

1830
01:43:47,438 --> 01:43:49,171
MAGIC MIRROR,
SHOW YOUR BRIGHT LIGHT!

1831
01:43:53,694 --> 01:43:55,819
BEHIND ME, E!
LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!

1832
01:43:55,854 --> 01:43:59,072
(roaring)

1833
01:43:59,108 --> 01:44:00,916
THIS IS BETWEEN
YOU AND ME, MOTHER.

1834
01:44:00,952 --> 01:44:04,670
(growling, roars)

1835
01:44:04,705 --> 01:44:07,865
THE STRENGTH OF EVIL
IS GOOD AS NONE,

1836
01:44:07,900 --> 01:44:09,400
WHEN STANDS BEFORE
FOUR HEARTS AS ONE.

1837
01:44:09,435 --> 01:44:13,871
-(growling)
-THE STRENGTH OF EVIL
IS GOOD AS NONE,

1838
01:44:13,906 --> 01:44:16,432
WHEN STANDS BEFORE
FOUR HEARTS AS ONE.

1839
01:44:16,467 --> 01:44:19,210
THE STRENGTH OF EVIL
IS GOOD AS NONE,

1840
01:44:19,245 --> 01:44:21,745
WHEN STANDS BEFORE
FOUR HEARTS AS ONE!

1841
01:44:34,368 --> 01:44:39,004
-(screeching)
-(gasps)

1842
01:44:39,039 --> 01:44:40,347
-(whooshing sound)
-OH!

1843
01:44:44,036 --> 01:44:45,535
-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
-I HAVE NO IDEA.

1844
01:44:45,571 --> 01:44:46,937
-DID YOU DO IT?
-I DON'T KNOW.

1845
01:44:46,973 --> 01:44:49,865
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOUR MOTHER DID.

1846
01:44:49,867 --> 01:44:53,043
SHE SHRANK TO THE SIZE
OF THE LOVE IN HER HEART.

1847
01:44:53,079 --> 01:44:55,604
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO ITTY-BITTY.

1848
01:44:55,639 --> 01:44:58,089
IS SHE GONNA
BE LIKE THAT FOREVER?

1849
01:44:58,125 --> 01:45:00,634
WELL, FOREVER IS A LONG TIME.

1850
01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:02,803
YOU LEARNED TO LOVE.

1851
01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:04,079
SO CAN SHE.

1852
01:45:06,892 --> 01:45:08,417
I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

1853
01:45:10,420 --> 01:45:13,580
AND I BELIEVE THIS...

1854
01:45:13,615 --> 01:45:14,757
BELONGS TO YOU.

1855
01:45:18,645 --> 01:45:20,854
YOU ALL HAVE EARNED YOURSELVES
AN "A" IN GOODNESS CLASS.

1856
01:45:20,890 --> 01:45:23,132
(all laugh)

1857
01:45:23,167 --> 01:45:26,610
-BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO!
-(roaring)

1858
01:45:26,645 --> 01:45:29,496
-(Ben roaring)
-OKAY, OKAY! OH!

1859
01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:30,856
WE KINDA GOT THIS
ALL WRAPPED UP HERE.

1860
01:45:30,892 --> 01:45:33,484
-OH...
-YEAH, LET'S GO.

1861
01:45:37,422 --> 01:45:41,274
-Mal: OH!
-(Ben laughs)

1862
01:45:41,310 --> 01:45:44,587
-NEXT TIME,
I RESCUE YOU, OKAY?
-(laughs) YEAH.

1863
01:45:44,622 --> 01:45:45,371
LET'S NOT LET THERE
BE A NEXT TIME, OKAY?

1864
01:45:50,019 --> 01:45:52,812
(laughs)

1865
01:45:52,847 --> 01:45:54,213
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

1866
01:45:57,434 --> 01:45:59,226
I LOVE YOU.

1867
01:45:59,261 --> 01:46:01,803
BUT YOU ARE ON
A MAJOR TIME-OUT.

1868
01:46:01,839 --> 01:46:05,298
DON'T BE TOO HARD ON JANE.

1869
01:46:05,334 --> 01:46:08,227
I WAS THE ONE WHO PUT
ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF
IN HER HEAD.

1870
01:46:10,957 --> 01:46:13,357
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...

1871
01:46:15,210 --> 01:46:18,579
INSIDE AND OUT.
(chuckles)

1872
01:46:18,614 --> 01:46:20,197
YOUR MOM GOT THAT RIGHT.

1873
01:46:20,233 --> 01:46:22,516
I GUESS
I DID GET PRETTY LUCKY

1874
01:46:22,551 --> 01:46:25,661
-IN THE MOTHER DEPARTMENT.
-YEAH, I GUESS SO.

1875
01:46:37,175 --> 01:46:39,975
(both laugh)

1876
01:46:40,010 --> 01:46:41,502
-Mal: HEY!
-Maleficent: HELP!

1877
01:46:41,537 --> 01:46:44,320
(pants) CAREFUL!

1878
01:46:44,356 --> 01:46:48,183
-THAT'S MY MOM!
-(laughter)

1879
01:46:50,696 --> 01:46:53,013
WELL, LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED!

1880
01:46:53,048 --> 01:46:55,816
-(all laugh)
-♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1881
01:46:55,852 --> 01:46:58,444
(upbeat electronic
music plays)

1882
01:47:05,277 --> 01:47:08,428
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1883
01:47:08,464 --> 01:47:11,540
-♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set it off ♪

1884
01:47:11,575 --> 01:47:13,750
<i> -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Set it off ♪ </i>

1885
01:47:13,785 --> 01:47:18,371
-♪ You can make it happen ♪
-♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1886
01:47:18,407 --> 01:47:20,757
♪ Kings and queens,
it's our time to rise ♪

1887
01:47:20,792 --> 01:47:22,292
♪ Write the book,
the story of our lives ♪

1888
01:47:22,328 --> 01:47:26,722
-♪ This is us
taking back the night ♪
-♪ Ohayohay ♪

1889
01:47:26,757 --> 01:47:29,300
♪ Break the spell,
we were born this way ♪

1890
01:47:29,335 --> 01:47:31,110
♪ Be yourself,
forget the DNA ♪

1891
01:47:31,145 --> 01:47:32,344
♪ Everybody raise
your hands and say ♪

1892
01:47:32,379 --> 01:47:34,813
All: ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1893
01:47:34,848 --> 01:47:36,723
♪ Sound the alarm,
get on your feet ♪

1894
01:47:36,759 --> 01:47:38,808
♪ Let's set it off
and rock this beat ♪

1895
01:47:38,844 --> 01:47:40,819
♪ Dance till your heart
is wild and free ♪

1896
01:47:40,855 --> 01:47:42,871
All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪

1897
01:47:42,906 --> 01:47:44,807
♪ Feelin' the power,
let it all out ♪

1898
01:47:44,842 --> 01:47:46,441
♪ Like what you see
in the mirror, shout ♪

1899
01:47:46,477 --> 01:47:48,885
♪ We got the keys,
the kingdom's ours ♪

1900
01:47:48,921 --> 01:47:51,880
All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh,
ohayohay, hey ♪

1901
01:47:51,915 --> 01:47:53,874
♪ Let's set it off ♪

1902
01:47:53,909 --> 01:47:56,568
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1903
01:47:56,603 --> 01:47:59,680
♪ Start a chain reaction,
never let it stop ♪

1904
01:47:59,715 --> 01:48:01,924
♪ Let's set it off ♪

1905
01:48:01,959 --> 01:48:04,543
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1906
01:48:04,579 --> 01:48:08,129
♪ You can make it happen
with everything you got ♪

1907
01:48:08,165 --> 01:48:10,423
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Set it off ♪

1908
01:48:10,459 --> 01:48:12,526
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1909
01:48:12,603 --> 01:48:14,511
-♪ On the right ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1910
01:48:14,547 --> 01:48:16,746
-♪ To the left ♪
-♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1911
01:48:16,782 --> 01:48:18,965
♪ Yo, it's time
to set this thing off ♪

1912
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:21,360
♪ Let's make it happen now ♪

1913
01:48:21,395 --> 01:48:23,044
♪ I'ma make my own future,
ignore all the rumors ♪

1914
01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:25,113
♪ Show 'em how passion sound ♪

1915
01:48:25,148 --> 01:48:26,999
♪ They all told me
I should back down ♪

1916
01:48:27,034 --> 01:48:29,067
♪ Judgin' me
'cause of my background ♪

1917
01:48:29,103 --> 01:48:30,878
♪ Thinkin' 'bout
changin' my path now ♪

1918
01:48:30,913 --> 01:48:33,047
♪ Nah, I ain't goin' out
like that now ♪

1919
01:48:33,082 --> 01:48:34,748
♪ Feelin' the power,
let it all out ♪

1920
01:48:34,783 --> 01:48:36,925
♪ Like what you see
in the mirror, shout ♪

1921
01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:39,236
♪ We got the keys,
the kingdom's ours ♪

1922
01:48:39,271 --> 01:48:41,972
-♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1923
01:48:42,007 --> 01:48:44,141
♪ Let's set it off ♪

1924
01:48:44,176 --> 01:48:46,535
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1925
01:48:46,570 --> 01:48:50,189
♪ Start a chain reaction,
never let it stop ♪

1926
01:48:50,266 --> 01:48:52,483
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1927
01:48:52,518 --> 01:48:55,010
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1928
01:48:55,046 --> 01:48:58,079
♪ You can make it happen
with everything you got ♪

1929
01:48:58,115 --> 01:49:00,557
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Let's set it off ♪

1930
01:49:00,593 --> 01:49:02,743
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1931
01:49:02,820 --> 01:49:04,544
-♪ That's right ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1932
01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:06,555
-♪ To the left ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1933
01:49:06,590 --> 01:49:08,698
♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1934
01:49:08,734 --> 01:49:10,926
♪ We got to set it off ♪

1935
01:49:10,962 --> 01:49:13,103
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪
-♪ Come on ♪

1936
01:49:13,138 --> 01:49:14,730
<i> ♪ Three, two, one, uh ♪ </i>

1937
01:49:14,765 --> 01:49:18,667
-(all shouting)
-(drumbeat plays)

1938
01:49:28,537 --> 01:49:32,523
-♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set it off ♪

1939
01:49:32,558 --> 01:49:34,875
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1940
01:49:34,910 --> 01:49:38,362
♪ Start a chain reaction,
never let it stop ♪

1941
01:49:38,439 --> 01:49:40,489
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1942
01:49:40,524 --> 01:49:43,183
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1943
01:49:43,219 --> 01:49:46,478
♪ You can make it happen
with everything you got ♪

1944
01:49:46,514 --> 01:49:48,855
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1945
01:49:48,891 --> 01:49:50,749
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1946
01:49:50,826 --> 01:49:52,634
-♪ To the left ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1947
01:49:52,670 --> 01:49:54,644
-♪ To the right ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1948
01:49:54,679 --> 01:49:58,082
-♪ What? ♪
-(fireworks popping)

1949
01:49:58,117 --> 01:50:00,709
(all cheering)

1950
01:50:04,165 --> 01:50:06,040
<i> ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪ </i>

1951
01:50:06,075 --> 01:50:10,518
♪ Let's set it off,
oh, yeah ♪

1952
01:50:10,554 --> 01:50:12,479
-♪ Start a chain reaction... ♪
-Mal: <i> OH! (laughs) </i>

1953
01:50:12,556 --> 01:50:16,183
<i> I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN, </i>
<i> I ALMOST FORGOT. </i>

1954
01:50:16,218 --> 01:50:18,402
<i> YOU DIDN'T THINK </i>
<i> THIS WAS THE END </i>
<i> OF THE STORY, DID YOU? </i>

1955
01:50:18,437 --> 01:50:20,495
<i> ♪ You can make it happen ♪ </i>

1956
01:50:20,531 --> 01:50:21,438
-Both: Whoo!
<i> -♪ With everything you got ♪ </i>

1957
01:50:21,473 --> 01:50:24,182
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1958
01:50:24,218 --> 01:50:26,327
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1959
01:50:26,403 --> 01:50:28,320
-♪ On the right ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1960
01:50:28,355 --> 01:50:29,137
<i> -♪ To the left ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪ </i>

1961
01:50:29,173 --> 01:50:31,005
<i> ♪ Set it off ♪ </i>

1962
01:50:31,041 --> 01:50:33,083
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe ♪ </i>

1963
01:50:33,160 --> 01:50:35,343
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, hey ♪ </i>

1964
01:50:35,379 --> 01:50:36,754
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, oh ♪ </i>

1965
01:50:36,789 --> 01:50:39,539
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, what? ♪ </i>

1966
01:50:39,574 --> 01:50:41,817
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, what? ♪ </i>

1967
01:50:41,852 --> 01:50:42,726
<i> ♪ Don't be afraid </i>
<i> to be who you are ♪ </i>

1968
01:50:42,761 --> 01:50:45,478
<i> ♪ Just scream out and shout </i>
<i> and follow the stars ♪ </i>

1969
01:50:45,514 --> 01:50:47,339
<i> ♪ Forget about the past ♪ </i>

1970
01:50:47,374 --> 01:50:48,415
<i> ♪ It's over, </i>
<i> we are the young ones ♪ </i>

1971
01:50:48,450 --> 01:50:49,591
<i> ♪ Our way is forward ♪ </i>

1972
01:50:51,637 --> 01:50:53,720
<i> ♪ We learn how </i>
<i> to get back up ♪ </i>

1973
01:50:53,755 --> 01:50:56,639
<i> ♪ We learn how </i>
<i> to turn the page ♪ </i>

1974
01:50:56,675 --> 01:51:00,661
<i> ♪ So we will let our dreams ♪ </i>

1975
01:51:00,696 --> 01:51:02,821
<i> ♪ Take flight ♪ </i>

1976
01:51:02,856 --> 01:51:06,650
<i> ♪ And our hearts ignite ♪ </i>

1977
01:51:06,685 --> 01:51:09,077
<i> ♪ Did you know </i>
<i> that it's true? ♪ </i>

1978
01:51:09,112 --> 01:51:13,624
<i> ♪ Everything is possible ♪ </i>

1979
01:51:13,659 --> 01:51:17,477
<i> ♪ There's nothing </i>
<i> we can't do ♪ </i>

1980
01:51:17,512 --> 01:51:22,449
<i> ♪ It's a wild </i>
<i> and beautiful fire ♪ </i>

1981
01:51:22,484 --> 01:51:26,845
<i> -♪ And I believe in you ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1982
01:51:26,922 --> 01:51:28,955
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, hey ♪ </i>

1983
01:51:28,991 --> 01:51:30,374
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1984
01:51:30,409 --> 01:51:33,460
<i> ♪ I believe in you ♪ </i>

1985
01:51:33,495 --> 01:51:34,961
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Oh ♪ </i>

1986
01:51:34,997 --> 01:51:37,130
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1987
01:51:37,166 --> 01:51:38,382
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1988
01:51:38,417 --> 01:51:41,259
<i> ♪ I believe in you ♪ </i>

1989
01:51:41,295 --> 01:51:43,103
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1990
01:51:43,138 --> 01:51:44,604
<i> -♪ Oh ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1991
01:51:44,640 --> 01:51:47,766
<i> ♪ 'Cause I believe in you ♪ </i>

1992
01:51:47,801 --> 01:51:49,475
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Oh ♪ </i>

1993
01:51:49,511 --> 01:51:51,611
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1994
01:51:51,646 --> 01:51:53,063
<i> ♪ I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, I believe ♪ </i>

1995
01:51:53,098 --> 01:52:00,503
<i> ♪ I believe in you ♪ </i>