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I grew up in
Staten Island, New York.
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It might not sound
like it, but I did.
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Staten Island
is like Brooklyn
and New Jersey had a baby.
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A baby that would
grow up to be either
a cop or a fireman.
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And you know,
Staten Island
gets a bad rap,
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but, really,
it's just like
any other suburb.
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I mean, sure,
it looks like this.
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And this.
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is that Staten Island
also looks like this.
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And this.
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And for me,
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since I was old enough
to remember looked like this.
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The Great Kills Swim Club.
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This is where I spent
every waking hour
of my summers.
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From 8:00 a.m. swim practice
until they threw us
out at night,
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this is where
I found friendship.
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This is where
I tasted victory and defeat.
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Where I fell in love.
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And it's where
I had the best job
in the history of the world.
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I was a lifeguard.
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Now, there are
beach lifeguards who
actually guard lives.
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Wendell, I told you
to get out.
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And then
there are pool guards...
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Make me.
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...who
basically do this.
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The only reason
I became a lifeguard
is because of this idiot.
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My best friend
in the whole world,
Frank Gomes.
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Frank said that
girls couldn't resist
a man in uniform
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and that we'd be, quote...
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Don't drown.
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"...knee-deep in snizz."
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But the only thing
Frank was knee-deep in
was the baby pool.
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Hey, what you
got there?
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SPF 50? No wonder
you two look so young.
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You know,
if we hooked up,
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I'd have to
turn myself in
for statutory rape.
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Statutory rape's
the not-bad rape.
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Hey.
No leaving.
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but Staten Island girls
were never interested
in me and Frank.
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They were always
too busy fawning over
this kind of guy.
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You know, I'm pretty sure
you guys are just
aiming too high.
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That's Anthony De Bono.
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It's really funny, though.
You should keep doing it.
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sculpted right out of
a suburban mom's sex fantasy.
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Hello, beautiful ladies.
How's everybody doing?
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Candace, I love
the new suit.
That's very cute.
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Anthony was
joining the Navy.
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If he could pass
the written exam,
which he could not.
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Hope I don't
get you too wet.
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As far as I could tell,
being in the Navy was, like,
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90% pushups
and 10% saying
"God bless America".
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That's how they
do it in the Navy.
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God bless America.
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That's Mary Ellen.
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Stupid.
Ah! What the fuck?
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Her dad was a cop,
and she was basically
raised a dude.
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Pee in my pool? Uh-uh.
Punks get dunked.
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The guy rolling in
an hour and a half
late to work?
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That was Billy Thomson.
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Better known as Skootch.
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Skootch did this year round.
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Summers at the swim club
and winters at the YMCA.
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He was a lifeguard.
That's all he was.
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- He was Skootch.
- Skootch!
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We were a team.
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United together
against this one asshole.
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Our manager, Chuck Casino.
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Mr. Marcus, how are you?
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They find your kid?
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They will.
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Mr. Stewart, my man.
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Hey, here they go,
one, two, three musketeers.
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Chuck thought
he ran the place.
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I am
the captain of this ship.
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This is my Amistad.
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But no one runs summer.
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It was paradise.
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But hey, even
Adam and Eve couldn't
stay in heaven forever.
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And right after Labor Day...
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You're leaving us?
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Ma, I told you,
he's going to Harvard.
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And Anthony's
joining the Navy.
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We're losing all
the cute lifeguards.
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Not all the cute lifeguards.
I'll still be around, ladies.
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You smell like beef.
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We're proud of you, Danny.
Oh, you're a good kid.
Come here.
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Come here.
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Let me at him.
Let me at him.
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Thanks, Mrs. Bandini.
Let me at him.
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Mrs. Bandini Jr.
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Oh! We're all huggy.
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Ow!
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Okay. See you guys.
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Enjoy your game
of slowly dying.
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Bye.
Fuck off.
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Danny, if you had
half the game
with younger women
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that you do
with older women,
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you'd be laying it down.
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I talk to women our age.
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I'm sorry?
Women our age?
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I don't know any
"women our age".
I know a bunch of girls.
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See, that vocabulary
you have.
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You're wearing
a giant sign that says,
"I'm a virgin."
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Technically,
I had half of my tip
inside Megan O'Reilly
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before her fucking cat
attacked me. Okay?
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Do you understand
that you could get
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any single girl
in this entire place?
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But you don't. Why?
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Well, I'm sorry
if I have higher
standards than you.
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Really? Do you
want to have sex
on Christmas?
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What are you, Hugh Grant?
You're just a guy.
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- You're just a...
- Campbell!
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Some kid puked in
the Lost and Found.
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I want you to
wash all the clothes
and put them back in.
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Translation,
"You're my bitch."
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And Gomes!
Get your ass back
in the baby pool!
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Now who's the bitch, bitch?
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It's definitely not me.
Bye, Bane.
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Bye, Batman.
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Victor, what are you doing?
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Found this fucking frog.
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Gonna shoot it
out of this
fucking leaf blower.
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Jesus Christ.
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No. No, no, no.
You guys, you cannot invite
a mom to a staff party.
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Skootch, first of all,
is the keeper of the keys.
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So, what do you
think, Skootch,
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can Ms. Greeley
come to the party?
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Mmm.
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I'll allow it.
Yes, he will.
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And you know,
the best part is, dude,
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she had a kid,
like, a year ago, man.
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She's still fucking stacked.
Oh, it's incredible.
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You're abysmal.
Would Danny ever say
anything like that?
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No, Danny would not say
something like that,
because he's Irish.
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Okay? They don't think
about sex till they're,
like, 25.
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Wow. That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard in my life.
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It's a biology fact,
Mary Ellen. Okay?
Read a fucking book.
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Okay, look. First there's
Hispanic guys, obviously.
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Then the black guys.
Then the Italians.
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Then the French.
And then the Irish, all right?
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And then probably, like,
the Asians eventually.
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Oh, my God.
When you join the Navy,
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their collective IQ
is gonna drop,
like, 25 points.
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Like, you're going
to sink our ships.
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Hey, look.
If you're in love with me,
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just say you're
in love with me.
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Yeah.
You know.
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Is that how you say
it in sign language?
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Is it that?
No, that's "Fuck you."
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Oh! That's "Fuck you."
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Hey, scram, kids.
Beat it. It's adult swim
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in the bathroom.
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I'm the king of the castle.
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Home sweet home.
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My own executive bathroom.
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Dude. Ow. Truce?
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Sorry, man.
Truce.
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Wow.
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You guys have
really matured this summer.
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Rachel
and Rebecca Rabinowitz.
Half Asian, half Jewish.
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They were identical,
but somehow everyone agreed,
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Rachel was the hot one.
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Oh! Rachel.
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Rebecca.
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- How are you guys?
- Good.
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So, hey. Are you guys
going to the staff party
on Saturday?
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Ooh. Staff party.
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Uh, Danny's not,
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'cause he's going to Orlando
to get his vagina enlarged,
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but I will be there.
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Oh! That's cute
they invite
the baby pool lifeguards.
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Oh, it's cute
that you exist.
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Why can't there just be
two of you, Rachel?
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Why can't there
be zero Franks?
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I do everything here, okay?
I'm not a baby pool lifeguard.
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I'm a lifeguard
who happens to be
at the baby pool right now.
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Well, it's been great
hanging out with you guys.
See you later.
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Bye, Danny.
Not bye, Frank.
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Bye, Rachel. I love you.
Please die in a fire, Rebecca.
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Chuck, you in here?
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Chuck. Chuck.
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Yo. Chuck.
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Not now, Victor.
Go away, buddy.
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Yeah. Okay, yeah.
But you know,
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there's a hornets' nest
by the handball court.
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This thing is insane, man.
It's like
a hornet Mexico City.
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Talk to me about it in,
like, 20 minutes.
Not now!
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Just... Victor, just
take care of the nest.
Get out of here.
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God. Get your
face out of here.
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Chuck, all right,
I'm on it, man.
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Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm on it. Okay.
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Thank you
for the opportunity.
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Am I the only one
that's normal around here?
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Look at that horse.
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That one's brown as hell.
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Oh, Danny.
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Why can't you just
man up for once
in your life, okay?
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This is the last
weekend of summer.
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I am being a man.
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The only reason why I'm going
is because it means
a lot to my parents.
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Okay, well,
the staff party
is this Saturday.
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And you know what?
Danny, it means
a lot to me.
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I have been laying track
with Rachel all summer.
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And she's finally into me,
and I think I'm gonna S the D.
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Suck the dick?
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What? No.
Seal the deal.
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Why don't you just say that?
Because it's
a shorter way...
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It doesn't matter. Okay?
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The staff party
is the culmination
of the entire summer.
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It's basically
summer prom.
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And you know what happens
at prom, Danny?
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Girls S the D.
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Seal the deal.
Suck the dick.
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Are you not listening?
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It's like a milestone
in their lives.
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It's like
the moon landing.
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But instead of a pole
going into the ground,
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it's our dicks
going into them.
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Ow!
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God, man.
Whoa!
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Harvard.
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The party is
officially on.
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Whew!
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Danny's favorite chicken.
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Okay.
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Not only do we have access
to all four parks
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plus Typhoon Lagoon,
so bring your suit,
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but... Drum roll, please.
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We got Fastpasses.
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Nice.
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Remember when you
used to stand up
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and recite the entire
Jungle Cruise?
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'Cause you had
the whole ride memorized.
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and you, you'd put your arm
inside your shirt like
the hippo bit it off.
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Yeah.
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I was terrified one time.
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I'm really excited.
It just kind of sucks
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that I'm not gonna be here
for my last weekend
with Frank.
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Mmm.
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Well, you know,
I mean, Frank...
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You two are
gonna keep in touch.
Mmm-hmm.
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You're gonna make
new friends at Harvard.
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00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,280
You know. And who knows?
Maybe you're gonna
meet a couple of
244
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,015
cute ladies.
Oh!
245
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,285
Maybe not her, but...
246
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,221
It's just that
you and Frank...
247
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,956
Honey, you're just
on different paths.
You know?
248
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,290
And again, we love Frank.
249
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,193
Yeah, love him to death.
250
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,899
Hey.
251
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,936
Sorry that took so long.
I got distracted on my phone.
252
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,072
I was playing a new game.
253
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,908
Oh, yeah?
What's that, Frank?
Oh!
254
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,978
It's like Whac-A-Mole,
but with penises
and glory holes.
255
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,980
And you just,
like, whack the penis
256
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,816
back into the glory hole,
so it doesn't...
257
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,050
Doesn't, you know...
I understand.
258
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,254
How's the
Disney planning going?
259
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,523
Oh, my God.
Dude, do you
remember that one time
260
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,491
where you did
the entire Jungle Cruise
261
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,859
and everybody
laughed at you
262
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,095
because you looked
like a fucking moron?
263
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,365
All right, you,
I'm gonna go shut that door
and open a window.
264
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,002
Maybe knock down a wall.
265
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,037
I just hear the cat kind of
screaming a little bit.
266
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,904
Guys, you gotta
check this out.
267
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,306
Look at all these
beautiful women that
268
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,342
Danny's gonna be
going to college with.
269
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,045
Oh, what is that?
Dog and Elephant Quarterly?
270
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,113
Why do you
even have that?
Because I found it.
271
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,050
Look at this girl.
She's a butter everything.
272
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,986
She'd be hot
"but her everything".
273
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,021
Hey, Frank,
serious question.
274
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,591
Have you ever seen yourself,
like, in a mirror?
275
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,492
Because actually,
on a Frank scale,
276
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,461
that girl's, like,
a hundred Franks.
277
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,497
And on the Mary Ellen scale,
she's about half a Mary Ellen.
278
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,600
That's a compliment,
what you've just said.
279
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,869
Mine actually was
not a compliment to you.
280
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,337
What's the brochure like
for your parents' basement?
281
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,005
This isn't about me.
282
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,040
This is about Danny
banging someone decent
283
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,376
before he goes off
to Monsters University.
284
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,013
What I don't understand is,
why you need
a party to get laid.
285
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,083
Why don't you just
go out and just
bang something?
286
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,585
Yeah, you say that because
you hook up with moms.
287
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,587
Moms don't need
a party to have sex.
288
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,155
They need a glass
of shitty wine.
289
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,024
Hey, Anthony.
290
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,126
Hi.
291
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,261
Happy noon.
292
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,066
Oh, man.
Ladies, I brought lunch.
293
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:06,271
Doctors say you don't
get the benefits of wine
until the third glass.
294
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,939
No way.
295
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,674
I know. She's great,
isn't she?
296
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,409
No, no, not her.
297
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,178
Her.
298
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:22,186
I had been perfectly
content to leave
Staten Island forever.
299
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,625
But just when
I thought I was out,
it pulled me back in.
300
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,129
Krystal Manicucci.
301
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,968
She was the undisputed
Queen of Staten Island.
302
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,143
And she was
the most beautiful woman
I'd ever seen in my life.
303
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,251
Don't do that.
You're giving me
the heebie-jeebies.
304
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,020
When you stare like that,
you look like a serial killer.
305
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,024
Bro, you got to
forget about Krystal.
All right?
306
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,126
Why? So you can
get with her?
307
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:39,364
No, even I'm not
that stupid. All right?
Her dad's Leo Manicucci.
308
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,466
Like on the side of
all those heating oil trucks?
309
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,201
So?
310
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,636
So, the dude's
old school Mafia.
311
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,338
Okay. You guys know
my buddy Tim?
312
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,240
Well, his friend
Dave asked her
313
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,708
to the sophomore-junior
semiformal. All right?
314
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,379
Well, he found out,
went to the dude's house,
315
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,748
ripped out his mailbox
and fucking beat him
half to death with it
316
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,216
in front of his
whole family.
317
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,518
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
Yes.
318
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,420
That's the most
ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.
319
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,689
Shut up.
Then don't believe me.
All right?
320
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,224
Oh, I won't.
It's your fucking funeral.
321
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,575
Man, that thing
is messed up.
322
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,312
There's probably, like,
a thousand hornets in there.
323
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,649
Now go spray it.
No way. You go.
324
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,451
All right, fine.
But don't move.
325
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,797
Okay, that's not
going to work.
326
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,066
I think we need
to take this to
the next level.
327
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,300
Yeah, damn right we do.
328
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,573
Yo.
329
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,808
Hairy Melon.
330
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,476
Wassup? Uh, question.
331
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,445
If I got to transport,
like, 144 passengers
332
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:04,148
and I have,
like, a 36-seat van,
333
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,217
how many trips is
that gonna take?
Probably, like 11.
334
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,220
I think it's more like four.
335
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,355
Yeah. No, no, like,
those weren't the numbers,
336
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,826
I was using
a couple of different
groups of numbers. So...
337
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,794
If you want,
I could help you study.
338
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,197
Like, I used to
do SAT prep.
339
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,099
Yeah, okay. Well,
SATs are for pussies.
340
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,836
I got my own system.
It's gonna be fine.
And I do not need your help.
341
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,238
So don't you worry
your pretty little head.
342
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,308
Yo. Bullshit.
343
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,177
There's no color
called indigo.
344
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,547
Yeah, there is.
It's in the rainbow.
You know, Roy G. Biv?
345
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,150
A guy named Roy G. Biv
invented the rainbow?
346
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,751
How do you
invent the rainbow?
347
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,520
I think it's like,
if you're really gay
348
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,322
and it rains...
349
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,495
Coming from the sky.
350
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,197
It's wine-ado.
351
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,665
Anthony.
Hi, Ms. Greeley.
352
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,567
Hi, Anthony.
353
00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,238
I was wondering
if you could assist me.
354
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,241
It would be my pleasure.
Let me see that.
355
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,510
Ms. Greeley, I am worried
356
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,212
maybe you've had,
like, a little too much
to drink forever.
357
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,847
We're breaking a lot of rules.
358
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,217
We have lifeguards drinking.
There's glass by the pool.
359
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,353
Oh, my God.
What are you,
the wine police?
360
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,455
Yeah.
What are you going
to do, arrest me?
361
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,756
Boo!
Aah!
362
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,724
Anthony.
363
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,627
Would you say
you have a big dick?
364
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,229
Hmm?
365
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,564
Wow.
366
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,506
Well, well, well.
367
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,209
My old buddy, Skootch.
What's up, pal?
368
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,379
Working on
the CPR dummy?
369
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,648
It's not perfect form
and the stomach's on fire, but
370
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,650
just watch out for that.
371
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,653
So, you got any
big plans this weekend?
372
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,423
No?
373
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,392
That's funny,
because last weekend
of summer,
374
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,660
I remember
when we were lifeguards,
375
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,728
before I was promoted
to manager over you,
376
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,332
we used to always
have a staff party.
377
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,667
I was, of course,
never invited,
378
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,369
but also chose
independently not to go.
379
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,472
So, no party
this year, though?
380
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:10,608
I hope not.
381
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,813
If you are having a party
and I catch you,
382
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,217
I will finally
have the excuse I need
to fire your fat ass.
383
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,385
And I'll be
locking up from now on.
384
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,457
See these guys?
These are Chuck's now.
385
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,596
I find out you're
having a party...
386
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,306
Danny, you're
scaring the children.
387
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,608
She's perfect.
388
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,877
Oh, my God. She was saying
the same thing about you,
389
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,513
in your dreams,
when you were
jerking off to her.
390
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:59,750
Remember? You made
a little mess on your tum-tum?
391
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,520
I should explain.
Krystal and I had a history.
392
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,758
She used to babysit me
when I was in third grade.
393
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,427
You were
amazing tonight, Danny.
394
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,396
So well-behaved.
395
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,469
After she left,
I did what any
third grader would do.
396
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,579
I pretended
my stuffed lion was
Krystal Manicucci.
397
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,417
And I stroked its cheek.
398
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,754
And I kissed it
oh so tenderly.
399
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,926
Over the years,
our relationship matured.
400
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,695
More grape juice?
401
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,435
I'm really
starting to feel it.
402
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,507
And eventually
things intensified.
403
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,586
It was true love.
404
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:42,820
Look at them.
405
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,957
They're like tiny,
sexy Jeremy Lins,
406
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,160
bouncing that ass
like a basketball.
407
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,962
Right, let's do this.
I get Rachel and
you get Rebecca.
408
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,130
Why do I get Rebecca?
409
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,632
Who cares? They're twins.
410
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:55,633
All right,
you take Rebecca.
411
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,034
Rebecca's disgusting.
412
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,537
Hey, Rachel.
413
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,505
Gremlin.
414
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,541
We were just admiring
your dope-ass skills.
415
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,075
Maybe we could
play some doubles.
416
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,178
"Doubles?"
Have you ever
played basketball, Frank?
417
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,980
Yeah, I've played
basketball, Rebecca. Okay?
418
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:14,685
and Rebecca will
pair up with that
overflowing trash can.
419
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,053
It's a little more
your speed.
420
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,988
Well, I would take
the trash can over you,
421
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,790
based on look and smell.
Great.
422
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,194
Oh, what you got?
423
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:25,863
Oh, fuck.
It's an actual biker.
424
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,799
That guys looks like
he has a tattoo of Satan
on his 12-inch dick.
425
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,734
I catch her
with that asshole,
I'll kill them both.
426
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,042
What the fuck?
427
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,144
Holy shit!
428
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,579
Son of a bitch!
429
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,113
Danny.
Run, run, run.
430
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,116
Hey, kid!
Did you just hit me
with that basketball?
431
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,885
I swear, it was an accident.
I promise.
432
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,087
Accident, my ass!
The basket's over there!
433
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,655
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
434
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:52,890
What's your name?
Danny Campbell.
435
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,825
53 Highland Lane.
436
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,595
In the future, you be
a little more careful.
All right?
437
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,929
And your fat
little friend's a rat.
438
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:09,874
You know, a rat is actually
one of the smartest
creatures on earth.
439
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,876
So I'm pretty sure
he was paying me a compliment.
440
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,978
Yeah? And what about
when he called you fat?
441
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,746
Uh, I'm pretty sure
he called me "flat",
442
00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,014
as in flat-chested,
which I am.
443
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:17,915
Hey, Danny.
444
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,519
Oh, shit.
445
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:24,655
You are Danny Campbell,
right?
446
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,725
Dr. Campbell's son?
447
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:28,926
I'm Krystal.
448
00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:31,095
Manicucci.
449
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,831
I used to babysit you.
450
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,866
Oh, yeah.
451
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,035
Yeah, right.
Sorry. Of course. Krystal.
452
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,937
Yeah, I think
I remember you.
453
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,573
I've had a lot
of babysitters, but yeah.
454
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,808
I'm Frank Gomes. I'm, uh...
455
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,146
Fresh pepper?
456
00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,549
Fresh pepper?
457
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,885
You two enjoy...
Have a good...
458
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:57,688
Enjoy the meal
that you have.
459
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,559
Uh...
Yeah, I don't
really know him.
460
00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,095
So, were you
leaving right now?
461
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,598
I could be.
462
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,967
Or I could stay.
463
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,637
I don't really...
I'm flexible, I guess.
464
00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,774
Well, if you were
leaving right now,
465
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,610
I was going to ask
if I could get a ride home.
466
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,880
My dad was
supposed to take me,
467
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,782
but he had to take
care of something.
468
00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:27,251
Oh. Yeah. For sure.
469
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:30,054
I totally could
give you a ride home.
470
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,722
Um, definitely.
471
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:33,857
Okay.
472
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,145
So, you're going
to Harvard.
473
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,781
Yep, going up to Boston.
474
00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:04,355
Killer wheels,
by the way.
475
00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:06,890
Yeah, it goes
zero to 60 in never.
476
00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:17,968
This is you?
477
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,103
Yeah, this is me.
478
00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:20,704
Hold on.
479
00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:28,979
Wow, you have
a really great house.
480
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,216
Are you kidding me?
481
00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:35,019
It's horrible.
482
00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,721
My mom decided
she was going to
start redecorating.
483
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:39,957
Everything is marble.
484
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,259
Oh, yeah.
And there's a painting
of Frank Sinatra on the cross
485
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,861
like he's Jesus.
486
00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,963
That's a really
complicated image.
487
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,834
Yeah, well, I'm saving up
so I can move out.
488
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,970
And my dad is like,
a legit psychopath.
489
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,039
Really?
Yeah.
490
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,242
Well, thank you.
For the ride.
491
00:27:58,376 --> 00:27:59,943
Yeah.
492
00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:02,146
It was slightly
faster than walking.
493
00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:06,250
That's the name
of my rickshaw company.
494
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:07,918
"Slightly Faster
Than Walking."
495
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:12,756
Oh, hey, maybe I'll
see you at the pool
this weekend.
496
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,692
You know, if you're around.
497
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,094
Uh, yeah. Totally.
I'll be there.
498
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,164
Not going anywhere.
499
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,446
And that's why
it's called
"The No Spin Zone".
500
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,181
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
501
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,949
He doesn't
put up with it.
Mmm-mmm.
502
00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,186
So, are you all packed?
503
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,288
Like, the car's
getting full.
504
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,724
Hey, you know
who I actually saw
earlier today?
505
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,025
Krystal Manicucci.
506
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,927
Remember, she used
to babysit me?
507
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:52,763
Oh, God. How could we forget?
That girl was crazy.
508
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,932
Thirteen years old
and she already had a tattoo.
509
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,134
How do you decide
on a tattoo when you're 13?
510
00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,337
I mean, if I got
a tattoo when I was 13,
it would be
511
00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:04,274
a tramp stamp of
Popeye right next
to a Chinese symbol
512
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,977
for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.
513
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:10,481
Remember the time
she arrived with some guy...
514
00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:13,917
He's older,
and he was stoned on heroin.
515
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,452
Or smack.
Was it smack?
516
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,121
That's the street
name for it, yeah.
517
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,923
And they both came
riding up on a motorcycle.
518
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,060
What's so bad
about a motorcycle?
519
00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,930
You want to
ride a motorcycle?
520
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:30,134
Do you know how
many of my patients
have broken bones
521
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,802
from motorcycle accidents?
522
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,037
How many of them
are in wheelchairs right now?
523
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,273
I don't know. How many?
524
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:38,142
Several.
525
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:41,445
Very many.
Mmm-hmm.
526
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:44,081
Well, if Krystal was so crazy,
why'd you let her babysit me?
527
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,484
Because her father's
a psychopath.
528
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,019
You know that they're
529
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:53,090
We were afraid if we
didn't hire his daughter,
530
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,525
we were gonna wind up
buried in a landfill
531
00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,260
next to Dustin Hoffman.
532
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,361
Well, Jimmy Hoffa.
533
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,330
Well, then who's
the baseball player?
534
00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:02,933
I don't think
535
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:05,335
anyone.
536
00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:08,272
Anyways, um,
537
00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,942
Krystal actually invited me
to a party this weekend.
538
00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:14,211
In Orlando?
539
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,014
Because you're in Disney
with us this weekend, right?
540
00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:20,050
Look, I'm not
saying I'm going.
541
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,885
I'm just saying
I was invited.
542
00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:26,824
Well...
543
00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:32,963
Maybe you can ride there
on a motorcycle.
544
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,985
Hey, maybe I'll
see you at the pool
this weekend.
545
00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,591
Yes! Bump! Yes!
546
00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:03,393
Danny, I'm so happy
you are staying.
547
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:07,531
This is going to be
the best last weekend ever.
548
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:10,234
No one can touch us.
We're never gonna die.
549
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,568
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
550
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,936
for, like, two seconds here.
551
00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:14,104
Danny.
552
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,607
Krystal Manicucci
brought you back
553
00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:19,543
to her house and
you didn't bang that?
554
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,612
This is the shit
I'm talking about.
555
00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:23,881
Fucking Irish guys, man.
556
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,983
Okay.
Can we focus on the party?
557
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,352
Or, like, anything
that will keep
you from talking?
558
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:29,887
Anything. Truly.
559
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,955
Okay, counterpoint.
Chuck said that
560
00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:33,390
he would fire us
if we threw a party.
561
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,326
Also, Chuck took my keys.
562
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:39,263
Also, one of his balls
popped out of his Speedo,
563
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,465
and he tried to
tuck it back in
like nothing happened.
564
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,433
- Bullshit.
- Not bullshit.
565
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,569
I saw the freaking thing.
It looked like a peach pit.
566
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,471
I'm not doubting
that, Skootch.
567
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:50,641
Bullshit about getting fired.
We are having a party.
568
00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:52,376
Oh, got it.
569
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:54,111
I'm in.
Yeah, I'm totally in.
570
00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,346
Okay, well, yeah,
I'm obviously in, too. So...
571
00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:58,081
Mary Ellen?
572
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:03,253
Could one of the lifeguards
report to the pool deck,
573
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,489
where you're paid
to be lifeguards?
574
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:09,126
TTYO, guys. Thanks a lot.
Hope the summer's
kicking butt.
575
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:11,929
Well, you heard the man.
576
00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,233
Let's get to work.
Yeah.
577
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,102
Whoo!
578
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,204
Oh, God!
579
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,375
All right.
Now, the first thing
that we need is alcohol.
580
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,045
Lots of it.
581
00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:31,048
I would buy it,
but I make, like,
$300 a year.
582
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,550
And I spend,
like, $400 on weed, so...
583
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,685
I got this.
All right?
584
00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,386
Everybody just
owe me 50 bucks.
585
00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,221
I'll pick up
everything we need.
586
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:40,057
No, I'm not
giving you 50 bucks.
587
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:41,558
Where are you
getting alcohol?
588
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,628
Relax. I can get us a deal.
I know a guy.
589
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,631
You know a guy? Who are you,
fucking Pablo Escobar?
590
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,333
No run...
Or do.
I don't care.
591
00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:50,734
People are
gonna be hungry, too,
592
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,302
so we should
definitely get snacks.
593
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,372
Snacks, huh? Hey, Frank,
how's that diet going, huh?
594
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:58,408
Diet's going great.
I ate kale out of your
mom's pussy last night.
595
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,143
Guys, we're
a team. Right?
596
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,245
Frank and I will handle
the snacks and mixers.
597
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:03,747
Go.
Yeah, right,
whatever. Just make sure
598
00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:05,449
you get a little prosciut'
and some mozzarel'.
599
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,452
Wait. A little what?
600
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:12,589
I'm so sorry, did you mean
prosciutto and mozzarella?
601
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,725
I say it the authentic
Italian way, okay?
602
00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:18,061
Oh, okay. So when you go
to a Mexican restaurant,
do you ask for
603
00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:20,597
"Give me a burrit' and
a little guacamol'."
604
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,132
No, you don't do that.
You're an idiot.
605
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,601
You have no respect
for my culture.
606
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:27,104
More importantly,
how are we supposed to
get in without a key?
607
00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,539
I'll tell you how.
608
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:35,479
What? We're not
sharing a secret. Go.
609
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:39,182
Because Chuck wears a Speedo,
he always leaves his keys
in the office.
610
00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:41,518
But
611
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:46,356
he doesn't get
out of the office
for more than 20 minutes.
612
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,393
Which is how long it takes
to make a full sweep
of the premises.
613
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:52,496
Except for one time.
614
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:56,366
Every day,
at exactly 3:25 p.m...
615
00:33:57,668 --> 00:34:00,771
Toilet,
I apologize in advance.
616
00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:04,374
...when Chuck moves
his perfectly
regulated bowels.
617
00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:09,246
When Chuck goes
to the bathroom,
618
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:11,148
Chuck stays in the bathroom.
619
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,117
And we make a copy
of the key.
620
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:19,689
Wow.
621
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,324
That thing is awesome.
622
00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:22,526
Home Depot.
623
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:25,562
Let's take this honey
for a test drive.
624
00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:32,202
What's that, hornets? Huh?
625
00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:33,804
What did you say?
626
00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:35,272
Oh...
627
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,207
Yeah.
You know what that means?
628
00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:40,577
Wrong answer, bitch. Die! Die!
629
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:42,212
Die!
630
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:44,514
Die, all of you!
631
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:48,418
I think the flame
should be bigger.
632
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,387
Yeah, I was going to
say the same thing.
633
00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,593
Oh, and you should get
some condoms, too.
634
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,128
You should get condoms.
635
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,130
I already have condoms.
I always have condoms.
636
00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:02,399
Why? You've never had sex.
637
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,668
Having 12% of your dick
inside Megan O'Reilly
638
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,103
is suddenly not having sex?
639
00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,171
I've had sex.
640
00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,573
Just get condoms.
What, are you embarrassed?
641
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,843
Okay, one box
of the blue condoms.
642
00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:14,578
One box?
That's all you're getting?
643
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,146
Yeah, one box. Why?
644
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:19,216
Stuff happens, man.
They rip, they break.
645
00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,817
Sometimes you lose your boner.
646
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,521
and the friction makes it hot
and you have to tear 'em off.
647
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,456
Just get three boxes.
648
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,390
Okay, three boxes.
649
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,160
You're only
getting the blue ones?
650
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,695
Yes. Why? You get Magnums?
651
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,197
No, but she thinks
I use them.
652
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,199
What the fuck are
you talking about?
653
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,802
Okay. I buy Magnums
and I buy regular ones.
654
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,670
I open up the Magnum package,
655
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,507
take out the condom,
put in a regular size condom
656
00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,375
and reseal it.
657
00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:46,676
Are you psychotic?
658
00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:50,313
No. I'm a genius, Danny.
659
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:54,718
I have a very average dick.
I'm rolling six deep, maybe.
It's not big.
660
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,653
But the second that girl
sees a golden ticket,
661
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,456
she's gonna be like, "Whoa,
this guy has a baseball bat."
662
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,191
And it doesn't
even matter,
663
00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:02,325
because everything feels
the same in the dark.
664
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,760
So three boxes
of Magnums, please.
665
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,395
No, I don't want those.
666
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,707
Oh, please,
don't let me interrupt.
667
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,317
You guys have fun tonight.
668
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,787
Cool.
You're such an asshole.
669
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,322
Can we also get this?
670
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,259
That's the thing.
Leo Manicucci
isn't some, like,
671
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:38,395
crazy, messed-up
mass murderer.
672
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,797
It will be in and out,
execution style.
673
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,400
Probably in
front of your family,
which is fucked up,
674
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,602
but, you know, he has
to do it, he has
to send a message.
675
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,271
Don't sleep with his daughter,
or talk to her,
676
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,574
or ever, you know,
have anything to do with her.
677
00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:52,676
And to be honest,
not a lot of people
678
00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:55,946
get to meet the person
who eventually kills them.
679
00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:59,449
That's a unique
experience, Danny.
You should take that to heart.
680
00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:01,251
You look like an idiot
right now.
681
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,986
No, I don't.
I look like a genius,
682
00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:06,356
because we're going to
have watermelon vodka.
683
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,658
And that's a thing that
only rich people have.
684
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,594
You cut a hole in the top
of the watermelon,
685
00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,362
you put vodka in it,
and then you have...
686
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:13,496
Shit.
687
00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:17,334
You dropped
your watermelon.
688
00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,602
Yep, we'll leave it.
We don't need it.
689
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,570
For the homies.
690
00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:32,449
Well, hello, gorgeous.
691
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:34,351
Oh, shit.
692
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,719
"Oh, shit" is right.
693
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,789
A beautiful woman
on a beautiful day.
694
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,492
Hey, look out up there.
695
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,594
You almost hit me
with this angel,
you idiot.
696
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:46,463
Mmm.
697
00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,366
I'll fucking kill you.
698
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,602
Got any weekend plans?
699
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:56,539
You know what?
I just don't date
700
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:58,808
you.
701
00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,478
Well, if and when
you do change your mind,
702
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,347
I know this
topless-optional
Ethiopian joint.
703
00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:06,750
Let me know.
704
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,519
In the meantime,
I'll be at the snack bar,
as per ushe.
705
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,521
Come on by, say hi.
706
00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:13,723
Very good.
707
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:15,625
Go around.
708
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,294
And keep going.
709
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,458
Do it.
710
00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:03,740
Well, well, well.
711
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:08,111
What is new in
the world of horses?
712
00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:11,815
Catch me up.
I did not know that
about horses. Okay.
713
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,484
Hey! What the...
714
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:16,353
What are you doing? No!
715
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,355
Get back here.
716
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,989
Damn it.
717
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,624
Loser.
718
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:24,094
Ooh.
Somebody help me.
I'm a naked man.
719
00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:26,496
I mean, "Somebody help me."
Only that part.
720
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:30,934
Hey, cover me.
721
00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:31,935
I won't let you down.
722
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:39,909
Ha-ha.
723
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:48,918
We're clear.
724
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,994
Yo, Campbell.
725
00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,463
We got a special delivery.
All right. I need your help.
726
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:02,599
Frank, I need you to cover me
in the big pool. Is that cool?
727
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:04,000
The big pool?
Yeah.
728
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:05,869
Or I could just
have Danny do it.
729
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,170
No, I'm good.
730
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:09,572
Got the big pool,
up on top. Lockdown.
731
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,508
Good. My man,
let's do it. Come on.
732
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,616
What is this?
733
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:22,018
It's my boy,
Greg DiStefano, man.
734
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,019
Buying alcohol
from a cop?
735
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:24,187
Hey, don't worry.
736
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,755
All right,
all right, all right.
737
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,857
You're under
arrest for being gay.
738
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,626
No, I'm fucking with you.
That's legal now.
739
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:30,894
Wassup, you bitch?
Wassup, man.
740
00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:33,096
How you doing, man?
Easy. Hey. Gun. Respect.
741
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,497
Sorry.
Fucking with you again.
742
00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:36,199
Who's this guy?
743
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:39,202
Uh, this is my buddy, Danny.
He's totally cool.
744
00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:40,670
He's my friend.
745
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,172
I feel like
these guys are...
746
00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:43,573
Like the gay
versions of us?
747
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,511
Fuck, man. So what's up?
We got a party?
748
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:50,447
You want liquor, I know.
I got to ask.
749
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:51,981
Everyone who's drinking,
they 21?
750
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,550
Right?
751
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,486
Wink. I'm fucking with you.
Always fucking with you.
752
00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:57,887
Never forget it.
All right, come on.
753
00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:00,824
I got something else for you,
if you're interested.
754
00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:01,925
All right.
755
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:03,660
Got a couple of fireworks.
756
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,496
Holy shit!
Welcome to China!
757
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,800
Fireworks.
Get in there,
whatever you want.
758
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,202
However, beforehand...
759
00:41:12,204 --> 00:41:13,770
Yeah?
...can we stop by?
760
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:15,672
You mind if we
kind of roll up?
761
00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,073
Stop by where?
Yeah, it'll be
fun to come.
762
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,241
To the party.
To the party.
763
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:19,742
This is my boy Wankel,
by the way.
764
00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,878
What's going on?
Wankel, Officer.
Oh, hey.
765
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,813
No, I don't
fucking hug.
I'm sorry.
766
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,550
Uh, I don't know if you guys
want to come to this party.
767
00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:29,886
We'll come.
It's a party, right?
With girls and shit?
768
00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:32,522
There's girls, yeah.
We would be very
interested in coming.
769
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,691
Um, then, yeah.
A firm yes.
770
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,694
That's what I'm talking about.
See you Saturday. All right?
771
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,063
Now unload the trunk.
Let's go. Hurry up.
772
00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,065
The city's paying
for this. Come on.
773
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,800
All right,
let's get the booze first.
774
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,702
These guys can't
even pick up the keg.
775
00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:47,637
What are they,
fucking firemen, bro?
776
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:50,673
Hey, leave the syrah.
The syrah stays.
Don't fucking take the syrah.
777
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:51,941
We didn't say you
could take the syrah.
778
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:52,976
Fucking genius
over here.
779
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,110
God forbid.
780
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,019
You're okay.
It's just a bigger baby pool
781
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,754
with bigger babies.
782
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:07,056
Oh, shit.
783
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,560
Just keep it together, Frank.
784
00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:12,829
With great power comes...
Hey, Frank.
785
00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,664
Hey.
You're on
big pool now, I see.
786
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:19,869
You know, I've actually been
on the big pool for a while.
787
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,171
You haven't seen me?
That's crazy.
788
00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:24,107
My nickname's "Big Pool".
789
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:26,743
Yeah. Um, hey.
So, can I ask you
a question?
790
00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:30,813
Do you know where we could
get some pot for Saturday?
791
00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:33,616
Pot. I got pot.
I can get you pot. Yeah.
792
00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:35,585
So you have someone?
Yeah.
793
00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:37,854
I totally have someone
and you're gonna get your pot.
794
00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:39,589
Awesome. Thank you
so much, Frank.
795
00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:40,924
Ah, you're so welcome.
796
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,962
Thank you
for that sweet, sweet ass.
797
00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:48,698
Damn.
798
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,968
Where the fuck am
I gonna find pot?
799
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,714
Psst.
800
00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:06,716
Mr. Stewart?
801
00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:10,587
Psst.
I'm naked.
802
00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:12,221
Help me out, man.
I'm trapped.
803
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,356
Come on, man,
I'm naked in here.
804
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:15,625
Help me out.
Give me your pants.
805
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,660
Come on, my man. My man.
806
00:43:17,662 --> 00:43:20,129
Come on.
I demand my dignity.
807
00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,265
I'm a human being.
808
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,000
God... God damn it.
809
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:34,010
Whoo-hoo! That was fun.
810
00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:40,750
Yeah, Skootch.
811
00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:51,628
Hello?
812
00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,379
The turd is
off the toilet.
813
00:44:09,381 --> 00:44:11,147
I repeat, the turd
is off the toilet.
814
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:14,217
We'll need more time.
815
00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,151
Got it.
816
00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:26,029
No, no, no, no.
Wait. No, no. God.
817
00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,997
It's dissolving. No.
818
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,101
God.
819
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:34,070
Yes. Yes. Yes.
820
00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:36,005
Man, I love this car.
821
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:39,142
I got it for the bench seats.
Perfect for blowjobs. Just...
822
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,850
Are you done?
Blowjibby. Blowjibby.
823
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:49,152
I'm sorry.
We got to go.
Yeah.
824
00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,897
Hello there, beautiful.
825
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,765
Get the hell out of here.
826
00:45:02,767 --> 00:45:04,801
Come on.
I just want some
free chicken fingers.
827
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,035
Why you got to be
so cheap, Dolores?
828
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,170
Cheap? I'm cheap?
829
00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:10,239
I'll give you
something for free.
830
00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:14,477
Screw you and screw
all your jerkoff
lifeguard friends.
831
00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:17,980
I'd rather take all my food
and put it in the trash
and burn it,
832
00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:20,183
rather than give it
to you pricks. Okay?
833
00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:21,484
All right.
You know what, that's fine.
834
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:23,753
That's fine.
Because you just lost
835
00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:26,322
this stud's business.
Congratulations.
836
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:29,926
Business implies
you have money,
you delusional piece of shit.
837
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:32,095
Fuck.
838
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,270
Hmm.
839
00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:44,107
Damn.
840
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,878
Bounce it.
841
00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:51,781
Bounce it. Bounce it.
842
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,020
Bounce that butt.
843
00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,860
Oh, my God.
844
00:46:03,862 --> 00:46:06,329
Hey, hey, hey. He's drowning.
The kid is drowning.
845
00:46:08,232 --> 00:46:09,499
Oh. Okay. Oh, shit.
846
00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:10,900
He's out there.
847
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:14,337
Okay. I'm coming.
Okay, okay, I got this.
848
00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:15,505
Go in!
Okay.
849
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:19,308
Get in there!
Who cares about the whistle?
850
00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:21,244
Go. Go to him.
851
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,280
Save in progress!
852
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,481
Oh, he's gonna die.
853
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:26,983
Frank.
854
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:29,285
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
855
00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:32,522
- Come here, buddy.
- He's gonna die.
856
00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:34,957
That precious child,
get him.
857
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:37,126
Oh, God.
858
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,461
Save!
859
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,296
Save in progress!
860
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,931
Come here, baby.
861
00:46:41,933 --> 00:46:44,233
That's a save! It's a save!
862
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:46,569
Save in progress!
863
00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:51,307
My sweet choking boy. Come on.
864
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:55,978
Oh, God, you're gorgeous.
Get out of the water.
You're so beautiful.
865
00:46:57,882 --> 00:47:00,049
Your lungs work?
You're all right?
866
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:02,318
Oh, my God.
867
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,087
Oh, my God.
That's a kid boner.
868
00:47:05,089 --> 00:47:06,889
No, no, no.
It's not a kid boner.
869
00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:09,559
I know a kid boner
when I see a kid boner,
you freak.
870
00:47:09,561 --> 00:47:11,027
Creep.
871
00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,862
What is going on here?
872
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:14,363
What the hell
is going on here?
873
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:16,299
He's got a boner.
A what?
874
00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:19,335
I have a boner, that's true.
But it's about Rachel.
875
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,270
Frank, that's disgusting.
876
00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:23,039
And you!
877
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,308
I'm the manager.
Put some clothes on.
878
00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,577
What's wrong
with you, perv?
879
00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:31,047
Frank, I literally left you
alone in the big pool
for 10 minutes.
880
00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:32,882
How'd you fuck that up?
881
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,153
Rachel saw the whole thing.
It's over.
882
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:39,455
No, come on, man.
It's not over.
883
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,057
Hey, you know what?
884
00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:43,960
There's always
someone else out there,
you know.
885
00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:45,328
Like, what about this guy?
886
00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:47,296
Fuck off.
887
00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:50,233
Relax, man.
You didn't blow it
with Rachel. Okay?
888
00:47:50,235 --> 00:47:53,135
You just have to do something
to impress her.
Just win her back.
889
00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,871
She asked me
to buy her weed.
890
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:59,575
Just find an ice cream
truck. I mean,
all those guys sell weed.
891
00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:01,377
Literally,
they all sell weed.
Yeah, they all sell weed.
892
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,279
You think they make
enough money to live
893
00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:06,082
off of Choco Tacos
and Ninja Turtle pops?
894
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:08,317
All right, guys.
Regardless of Frank
895
00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:11,420
ruining a kid's life,
I got the keys.
896
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,356
Yeah, and Danny,
we got them booze.
897
00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:15,324
Yeah, and everyone I know,
898
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:18,027
man, woman, child,
homeless man in ski goggles,
899
00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:19,395
they're all
coming to the party.
900
00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:32,975
Now, we can do this
the easy way
901
00:48:32,977 --> 00:48:35,544
or we can do this
the hard way.
902
00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:39,081
I saw a little hand
reach under my stall.
It was a child's hand.
903
00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:41,284
I don't think
it was his.
904
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:48,391
Who do we got here?
Which one of you
is Brian Barr?
905
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:51,327
Hi, Brian Barr.
906
00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:53,095
Huh? Oh!
907
00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:56,532
Okay, let me
follow the little fingy
908
00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,167
straight to Wendell.
909
00:48:58,169 --> 00:48:59,936
What the hell,
you rat.
910
00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:02,271
Why, you son of
a Wendell's mother.
911
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,472
Why'd you do it, huh?
912
00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,341
I'm not telling.
913
00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:07,143
He was just trying to
help the lifeguards.
914
00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:08,644
They're having
a party on Saturday.
915
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,947
You guys are the worst.
916
00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:12,415
Party on Saturday, huh?
917
00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,017
Interesting.
918
00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,957
Operator,
get me the President.
919
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,560
Of the Department of Health.
920
00:49:25,228 --> 00:49:27,163
For Staten Island.
921
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,399
The Departamente
922
00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:33,235
de Health
923
00:49:35,005 --> 00:49:37,106
Isle de Staten.
924
00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:27,123
Can I help you?
Oh, my God.
925
00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:28,457
Get.
926
00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:40,503
Where is he?
927
00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:41,470
Where?
928
00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:43,606
Danny Campbell.
929
00:50:49,346 --> 00:50:50,646
Mrs. Manicucci.
930
00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:53,049
Please. Bianca.
931
00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,384
Ah.
932
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:58,154
Look at you.
My God.
933
00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:01,190
You kids are growing up
so fast today.
934
00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:04,727
You have to
stay for dinner.
935
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:05,828
Oh, I would,
but...
936
00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,196
You're staying.
937
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,647
You're a smart man, Chuck.
938
00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:45,101
Chuck, one.
Lifeguards, lose.
939
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,340
That was
940
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,176
awkward.
941
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,547
So,
942
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:02,718
what was so important
that you came to my house?
943
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,854
Oh, uh...
944
00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:07,590
Well, there was just this...
945
00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,191
There's this staff party
that we're having.
946
00:52:09,193 --> 00:52:10,726
It's gonna be this big,
huge party and
947
00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:15,364
I thought that,
since I'm leaving, maybe
948
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:19,268
it would be fun
if you wanted to,
I don't know, go to the party.
949
00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:21,537
Uh...
950
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,540
Danny, that's really sweet.
951
00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:27,176
And please don't
take this the wrong way,
952
00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:29,445
because it has
nothing to do with you.
It's just...
953
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:34,250
I just still see you
as that kid that
I used to babysit.
954
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,920
Oh! Yeah. No, I...
955
00:52:37,922 --> 00:52:40,756
Look, I know.
I totally get that.
I was just...
956
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:43,559
It was just a random
thought. Honestly,
I was biking past anyways.
957
00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:45,294
Yeah.
958
00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,463
Oh, hey. I'm sorry
about my dad, by the way.
959
00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:50,332
He's just a little
intense sometimes.
960
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:53,202
I'm sure he's harmless.
961
00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:56,705
Good night.
962
00:52:56,873 --> 00:52:58,207
Yeah.
963
00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,478
Have fun at the party.
964
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,512
Yeah, I will.
965
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:12,254
So I'm harmless to you?
Get out of here.
966
00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:13,789
I don't want you hanging out
with my daughter.
967
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:14,957
I'm not, I promise.
968
00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:19,328
I was just
inviting her to a party.
But she doesn't want to go.
969
00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:21,931
A party?
What kind of a party?
A sex party?
970
00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:24,366
No. No, no, no,
I don't do sex parties.
971
00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,801
You lying piece of shit.
972
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:29,338
I saw you in the deli today,
buying condoms. Six boxes.
973
00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:31,273
I'm not trying to
have sex with anyone.
All right?
974
00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:32,975
I've never even had sex.
I've had, like,
975
00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:35,578
three handjobs,
two to completion.
976
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:38,581
I will never hang out
with your daughter again,
I swear on my life.
977
00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:41,483
If I ever catch you
with my daughter again,
978
00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:44,320
they're gonna
find little pieces
of Danny Campbell
979
00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:46,622
sprinkled up and down
the Verrazano Bridge.
980
00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:48,457
You got that?
981
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:50,492
Now get the fuck
off my property.
982
00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:51,527
Now.
983
00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:54,263
Piece of shit.
984
00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,238
Hey, guys,
sorry I'm late.
985
00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:05,507
Frank called,
looking for you.
986
00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:08,944
Said you were stopping by
Krystal Manicucci's house.
987
00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:10,512
Mom,
who is this?
Hmm.
988
00:54:11,448 --> 00:54:12,781
This? This is just
a patient of mine
989
00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,984
who used to be able to walk.
990
00:54:14,986 --> 00:54:18,654
Until he got a motorcycle and
he wiped out on the freeway.
991
00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:20,723
What's up, guy?
How's it going?
992
00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:22,658
Griffith.
993
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:24,793
Oh, yeah, but...
994
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,696
Yeah. Yeah,
listen to your mom.
Motorcycles are...
995
00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,265
They're fucked up. Okay?
996
00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:32,268
I mean, you know, messed up.
997
00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:34,403
Right?
They're bad news, hombre.
998
00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:36,538
Huh? Okay?
It's like, talk to the chair
999
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:37,873
'cause the legs
ain't listening.
1000
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,508
Right?
1001
00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:41,844
Mom, I've never
ridden a motorcycle
in my life.
1002
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,680
I don't think I've
actually seen one in person.
But you know what?
1003
00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:46,482
If I want to ride
a motorcycle, I will.
1004
00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:48,450
Okay. It's a perfectly
viable life skill.
1005
00:54:48,452 --> 00:54:51,020
No, it is not, Danny.
It is a death skill,
that's what it is.
1006
00:54:51,022 --> 00:54:52,421
A death skill.
1007
00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:54,023
A motorcycle?
1008
00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:57,593
Is she the one
that's turning you
on to these motorcycles?
1009
00:54:57,595 --> 00:54:59,361
That girl is
a bad influence.
1010
00:54:59,363 --> 00:55:00,729
You don't even
fucking know her.
1011
00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:02,598
Whoa! Language, guy.
1012
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,534
You can't ground
me anymore, Mom.
I'm an adult.
1013
00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:07,369
And like any
normal adult,
1014
00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:09,371
I'm not going to Disney World.
You know why?
1015
00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:11,707
Because normal adults
go places
that are interesting.
1016
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:13,575
Like England. Or France.
1017
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:18,580
Well, for your information,
we're going to England.
1018
00:55:19,349 --> 00:55:20,716
And France.
1019
00:55:22,452 --> 00:55:24,620
It's called
EPCOT effing Center.
1020
00:55:27,524 --> 00:55:28,724
Jesus.
1021
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,929
That's what happened
when they rode motorcycles.
1022
00:55:35,398 --> 00:55:36,999
You got any hot sauce?
1023
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,667
No, we don't, Griffith.
1024
00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:43,439
All right. This ought
to kick it up a notch.
1025
00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:45,374
Where did you
get this?
1026
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:47,876
My cousin works for Delta.
He gets free jet fuel.
1027
00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:51,080
Hey, Victor.
How you doing?
1028
00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:52,581
Unstoppable.
1029
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,950
Word.
1030
00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,820
Hey. I wanted to let you know
we're having a staff
party this Saturday,
1031
00:55:57,822 --> 00:55:59,355
if you want to come by.
1032
00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:01,690
Oh, really?
You're inviting me?
1033
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,759
Like, you consider me
part of the staff?
1034
00:56:03,761 --> 00:56:06,662
Yeah. Of course, man,
always.
1035
00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,464
You want me to make
anything for the party?
1036
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:12,101
I'll do an ice sculpture.
You know, like an angel.
1037
00:56:12,103 --> 00:56:13,802
Nah, I think we're good, man.
But thank you.
1038
00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:15,471
Yeah, I wanna make you
an ice sculpture.
1039
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,841
Oh, no, you don't have to,
man. I think we'll be okay.
1040
00:56:18,843 --> 00:56:20,676
We're gonna have, like,
booze and weed and stuff.
1041
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:25,514
We don't need an ice
sculpture. It's summer.
It'll melt pretty fast.
1042
00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:27,783
Huh?
It's ice, so it'll melt.
So we don't...
1043
00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:28,951
So you want one?
No.
1044
00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:30,652
Yeah.
1045
00:56:32,622 --> 00:56:34,423
Hey, did you see
the giant new hornets' nest?
1046
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,025
Where?
Yeah, over the shed.
1047
00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:38,660
- What?
- Holy shit.
1048
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,129
Yeah. You might wanna
take care of that, man.
1049
00:56:40,131 --> 00:56:42,931
Come on, little man,
we got some work to do.
1050
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,099
Move out of the way, yeah.
1051
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,067
Watch it.
Very flammable.
1052
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:48,504
Can I come to the party, too?
1053
00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:49,938
We'll see.
I only get a plus one.
1054
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:52,741
Yo.
1055
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:55,778
Will Hunting,
this is disgusting.
1056
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:57,780
All right. Come on.
Quit your dog shopping.
1057
00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,415
Chuck's at lunch.
It's game time. All right?
1058
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:01,617
I'm out today.
1059
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:03,685
All right, man.
You're gonna
miss all the action.
1060
00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:09,825
I'm telling you,
Osama Bin Laden
had this dog. Right?
1061
00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:12,161
Best friend in
the entire fucking world.
1062
00:57:12,163 --> 00:57:14,596
And our military
was able to go in,
1063
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:17,533
kidnap the dog,
bring it back to the US,
1064
00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,768
teach the motherfucker
how to speak English,
1065
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:24,006
and that's how
they found out where
Osama Bin Laden was hiding.
1066
00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:25,140
What, you don't believe me?
1067
00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:27,676
Okay, I can do this.
1068
00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:30,712
This is easy.
Frank Gomes, drug buyer.
I can do this.
1069
00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:32,714
Hey.
1070
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:35,451
Can you guys
get out of here?
1071
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:39,154
Sorry. Could you please leave?
Thank you.
1072
00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:41,557
That looks good.
Enjoy your juice.
1073
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:43,025
Hey, uh,
1074
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:44,626
Konko.
1075
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:46,495
That's a cool name, man.
1076
00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,464
Is that Eastern European?
1077
00:57:48,932 --> 00:57:50,032
So you sell,
1078
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,101
mmm, drugs?
1079
00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:54,803
Oh, because I'm black,
I sell drugs.
1080
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,872
No. I did not say that.
1081
00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:58,740
I heard a rumor
that all ice cream men,
1082
00:57:58,742 --> 00:58:00,676
regardless of race,
sold drugs.
1083
00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:03,912
Relax, dude.
I'm just messing
with you. All right?
1084
00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:05,247
Okay.
1085
00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:06,515
Yeah, I can
get you some.
1086
00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:07,916
What you want? Crack?
1087
00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:09,218
Crack? No. Not crack.
1088
00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:10,953
No, no, no, no.
I just want some weed.
1089
00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:12,254
You know, weed.
1090
00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:14,490
Bitch, do I look
like I sell crack?
No.
1091
00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:18,527
You have your own business.
You're not dumb.
You're a smart guy.
1092
00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:20,162
You want green,
right?
Yeah.
1093
00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:22,664
All right,
let's go, get in.
1094
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,967
Your truck? I only got five
minutes on break, man. I...
1095
00:58:24,969 --> 00:58:26,902
We'll only be gone a minute.
1096
00:58:26,904 --> 00:58:29,171
Like an actual
60-second minute,
or like,
1097
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,840
you know, "Wassup, homie,
haven't seen you
in a minute" minute?
1098
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,775
Now get your simple ass
in the truck, man.
1099
00:58:33,777 --> 00:58:36,979
I'll get in the truck.
I'll get in the truck.
1100
00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:40,582
All right,
give me your parents' money.
Let's go, guys.
1101
00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:43,519
Whoa, Sofia, high roller.
Where did you get this?
1102
00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:49,124
Bets are closed, guys.
Two to one odds
on Mikey Calcags.
1103
00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:50,926
You're a punk, Mikey.
1104
00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:52,794
Nobody likes you.
1105
00:58:52,796 --> 00:58:54,563
You got this, baby.
You got this.
1106
00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:56,832
Hey, I'm looking
for Chuck Casino.
1107
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,867
Oh, not now, man.
We got deck races going on.
1108
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:00,135
Hey, you want in?
1109
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:01,904
Hey, and by the way,
my kid is a lock.
1110
00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:03,639
I sprinkled some Adderall
on his chicken fingers.
1111
00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:08,544
All right, remember
the rules. You stay
within the glass bottles.
1112
00:59:08,546 --> 00:59:11,146
First one to dive
into the shallow end wins.
1113
00:59:11,148 --> 00:59:12,781
And remember, you guys,
1114
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:15,217
no running.
1115
00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:18,287
Come on, come on,
come on, Mikey.
Go! Run!
1116
00:59:18,289 --> 00:59:19,655
Go, Mikey!
1117
00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:21,223
Come on, Mikey!
Go, Johnny, go!
1118
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,125
Come on, Mikey!
Go!
1119
00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:24,893
- That was Calcags.
1120
00:59:28,765 --> 00:59:31,166
Boo-yah.
1121
00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:35,837
Oh, thank God, man.
Oh, my kid yesterday
wiped out like a mo'fucker.
1122
00:59:35,839 --> 00:59:37,673
There was so much
blood in the pool,
1123
00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:39,675
it looked like
the Kool-Aid Man
killed himself.
1124
00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:40,876
Like he caught
his wife cheating.
1125
00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,744
Like he came home
and he was like,
1126
00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,079
"Oh, no."
1127
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,816
Just brains.
1128
00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,918
Just Kool-Aid
brains everywhere.
1129
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,787
Who are you?
I'm the health inspector.
1130
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,090
I was kidding
about everything.
1131
00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:02,331
A health inspector?
What are you doing here?
1132
01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,933
Is this some sort of
surprise inspection?
1133
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,868
Are you
Chuck Casino?
Yeah.
1134
01:00:07,170 --> 01:00:08,937
You called me.
1135
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,139
Oh, that's right, I did.
I did. I forgot.
1136
01:00:12,141 --> 01:00:13,041
Anonymously.
1137
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,215
"Are dogs reliable spies?"
1138
01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:22,918
Hey, can I check out
the ice creams?
1139
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,252
I told you not
to touch anything.
1140
01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:25,153
Can we turn
on the music?
No.
1141
01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:27,823
The pH level is a five.
1142
01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,891
Bro, five out of 10
ain't bad.
1143
01:00:29,893 --> 01:00:31,093
It's out of 14.
1144
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,362
And yes, it is bad.
It's worse than urine.
1145
01:00:33,364 --> 01:00:35,230
I'm shutting you guys down
for the weekend.
1146
01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:37,766
What?
Yeah. What a shame.
1147
01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,768
I guess this happens
with pools sometimes.
1148
01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:41,637
Did you do this?
1149
01:00:43,106 --> 01:00:46,208
Why would I want to
ruin a party that
I wasn't invited to?
1150
01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:48,110
You son of a bitch.
Okay. Skootch,
Skootch, Skootch.
1151
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,845
Whoo!
1152
01:00:51,114 --> 01:00:53,649
Look. Don't move,
and don't touch nothing.
1153
01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:55,250
Yeah, yeah,
you got it, Konko.
1154
01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:58,754
I got to get
the fuck out of here.
1155
01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:01,056
Shaolin's finest.
Wassup with you?
1156
01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:02,924
Fuck.
1157
01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:06,261
- May I help you?
- Hi!
1158
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:07,829
Hey. Uh...
1159
01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:11,133
I was just...
I wanted some weed.
1160
01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:15,804
Uh, yeah, I could get
some weed. If that's cool
for you. Convenience.
1161
01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:17,673
All right, come on.
1162
01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:20,008
Oh, my God.
1163
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,347
All right.
Ready to do the honors?
1164
01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,149
Hells to the yeah.
1165
01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:30,252
Okay, but remember.
A-B-C. "Always Be Safe."
1166
01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:34,156
Sir, you got to
believe me, man.
1167
01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:37,292
Chuck set this
whole thing up. I swear
on Chuck's shitty life.
1168
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:41,730
Sorry, Skootch.
Looks like the P-A-R-T-Y is
1169
01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:44,032
O-V-E-R-Y.
1170
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,435
"Party is overy?"
1171
01:01:46,437 --> 01:01:48,704
Wait a sec,
did you say Skootch?
Yeah.
1172
01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:50,238
Did you work at the YMCA,
like, 15 years ago?
1173
01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:51,940
Perhaps.
1174
01:01:52,241 --> 01:01:54,042
Mike Lynch.
1175
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,711
Shut up.
You taught me
how to swim.
1176
01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:57,279
Mikey Lynch, man?
Yeah.
1177
01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:59,281
Dude, I haven't seen you
since you were,
like, this tall.
1178
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,115
What's going on, man?
1179
01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:03,251
All right, here you go.
Shaolin Special.
1180
01:02:04,487 --> 01:02:06,788
That's cocaine.
Do it.
1181
01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:08,790
Ugh, I did so many lines
of coke,
1182
01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:09,925
it's like
I don't even know
what time it is.
1183
01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:14,463
Listen, if you gonna
buy from us, we need
to know you straight.
1184
01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:16,198
Uh...
1185
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,235
Do it.
I love you so much, Rachel.
1186
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,037
Dude, you hooked
up with Kim Douglas
1187
01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:24,239
inside that dumpster.
She was so hot.
1188
01:02:24,507 --> 01:02:26,007
No.
Yeah.
1189
01:02:26,009 --> 01:02:27,476
Married?
Check it out, bro.
1190
01:02:27,478 --> 01:02:28,944
No way...
1191
01:02:28,946 --> 01:02:30,879
You can say it.
Say it. She got big.
No.
1192
01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:32,080
She got big.
She got big.
1193
01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:36,752
Fuck! Fuck!
What the fuck is that?
1194
01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:38,420
It was a Pixy Stick.
1195
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,789
Dude just snorted sugar.
1196
01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:45,827
Oh, God damn it!
1197
01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:48,130
You guys are jerks!
You guys are real jerks!
1198
01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:49,965
What? Who the fuck
is you talking to?
1199
01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:51,900
Okay. You know what?
What the fuck am I saying?
1200
01:02:51,902 --> 01:02:53,368
Who the fuck am I
to say that?
1201
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:56,204
I am so sorry.
I am so, so sorry.
1202
01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:59,007
I'm so sorry.
I don't mean that.
I don't mean shit like that.
1203
01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:01,309
I gotta get out of here.
He's hilarious.
1204
01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:02,911
These violations
are pretty minor.
1205
01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:04,346
I think we can
work something out.
1206
01:03:04,348 --> 01:03:06,982
No, no, we're not
"working something out."
1207
01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:09,384
Rules are rules.
Yeah, but not really, right?
1208
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:11,987
Who hasn't peed in a pool?
It's nothing that dramatic.
1209
01:03:11,989 --> 01:03:13,789
I pee in the pool
all the time.
1210
01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:16,792
Come to papa.
1211
01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:42,250
It's gonna blow! Go! Run!
1212
01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:22,224
Shit.
1213
01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,096
So, how's your mom?
1214
01:04:29,932 --> 01:04:31,399
I couldn't help it,
dawg, I had to do it.
1215
01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:33,301
What the fuck is going on?
1216
01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:36,171
I had to do it.
Look, look, look, I'm sorry.
Calm down, dawg.
1217
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:39,107
Here, here, here.
Peace offering.
All right?
1218
01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:40,642
Thought I was
gonna kill him.
I know.
1219
01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:42,878
Is this weed?
Yeah.
1220
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,479
Oh, tough.
Thanks, guys.
1221
01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:46,648
Hey, wait. What's this I hear
about a party tomorrow?
1222
01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:48,516
Oh, there's a party
at Great Kills.
1223
01:04:48,518 --> 01:04:53,655
Bring whoever you want.
Bring your friends.
Bring your moms.
1224
01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:56,458
Just bring
whoever you want.
My man Pixy Stick.
1225
01:04:57,293 --> 01:04:59,361
Is that me?
I'm Pixy Stick?
1226
01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:01,062
Cool. Pixy Stick.
1227
01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:02,364
Aah!
1228
01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:03,298
Whoo!
1229
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:10,138
Out you go.
1230
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:12,073
Don't touch me.
Out you go, little Skootcher.
1231
01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:13,942
Shut the fuck up.
1232
01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:16,211
All right.
Have a good
Labor Day, guys.
1233
01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:19,114
Looks like
Chuck's got the pool
all to himself.
1234
01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:21,950
Just think,
next time you're here,
you'll get arrested.
1235
01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:35,096
Oh, man.
1236
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:38,533
I just ran, like,
30 blocks. Terrible.
1237
01:05:39,368 --> 01:05:40,669
What's going on?
1238
01:05:40,671 --> 01:05:42,103
Where the hell were you?
1239
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,072
I was running an errand.
Who cares?
1240
01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,541
Chuck sabotaged us.
1241
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,276
Chuck sabotaged us?
Danny's the one
1242
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,445
who hid the booze
in Dolores's shed.
1243
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:53,114
Which is pretty
fucking stupid for a kid
who's going to Harvard.
1244
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:54,316
Are you being
serious right now?
1245
01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:58,286
The booze is not
what blew up the shed.
It was the fireworks.
1246
01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:59,688
Whoa. Hey! Whoa!
Don't blame this on me.
1247
01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:02,357
Kisses not disses. Okay?
1248
01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:03,525
What's going on?
There's no party?
1249
01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:05,293
No party.
1250
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,163
Because we also
don't have jobs, man.
We're done.
1251
01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:09,564
I'm fucking out of here.
This is bullshit.
1252
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:11,967
Hey. Anthony, stop.
1253
01:06:12,668 --> 01:06:14,102
Mary Ellen, stop.
1254
01:06:14,403 --> 01:06:15,337
Let's go.
1255
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,116
Did they tow my fucking car?
1256
01:06:32,188 --> 01:06:34,556
You don't even
know what I had to
go through to get weed.
1257
01:06:34,558 --> 01:06:35,991
Which I got.
1258
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:39,294
I had a gun
pointed at my head.
1259
01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,529
I had to ride
in the back of
an ice cream truck.
1260
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:44,332
I had to do fake cocaine.
1261
01:06:45,468 --> 01:06:47,535
This entire thing sucks.
1262
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:49,738
This whole plan
has been fucked
since the beginning.
1263
01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:52,073
Krystal's not coming and
1264
01:06:52,075 --> 01:06:54,075
Rachel doesn't
even talk to you.
1265
01:06:54,077 --> 01:06:55,310
Fuck you, Danny.
1266
01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:59,214
I don't care about Rachel.
Or Krystal.
1267
01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,583
I don't even care
about the party.
I just wanted to have
1268
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:04,419
a last weekend with you,
where we're friends.
1269
01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:06,187
That's bullshit.
We've been friends
our entire lives.
1270
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:07,222
We'll hang out
every single summer.
1271
01:07:07,224 --> 01:07:08,423
We're not gonna
be friends.
1272
01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:13,495
I canceled my entire trip
just to hang out with you
on our last weekend.
1273
01:07:13,497 --> 01:07:16,331
Boo-hoo.
You cancelled
your annual trip,
1274
01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:19,367
which you'll go on for
the rest of your life,
1275
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,037
to hang out with
someone who's not
gonna be in your life anymore.
1276
01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,639
I hope you have
a great time at Harvard
1277
01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,307
and you make
something of yourself.
1278
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:28,443
Because I'm gonna go
rot in my parents' basement.
1279
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:32,147
Should've gone to
fucking Disney World.
1280
01:07:32,149 --> 01:07:33,314
Yeah, you should've.
1281
01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:07,408
Good work, little fella.
1282
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:14,516
Never bet
against the Casino.
1283
01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,293
Good God.
1284
01:09:52,521 --> 01:09:53,555
Hey.
1285
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,656
Jesus.
1286
01:09:55,324 --> 01:09:56,724
What are you doing here?
1287
01:09:56,726 --> 01:09:57,926
I never left.
1288
01:09:57,928 --> 01:10:00,328
And, in a way, I never will.
1289
01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,430
Well, until your
parents find me.
1290
01:10:05,668 --> 01:10:08,269
Look, bud,
I promised your mom
1291
01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:09,571
that I'd try to scare
the crap out of you
1292
01:10:09,573 --> 01:10:12,240
because she cuts me a deal
on my Valtrex.
1293
01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,943
But honestly,
if I had to do it
all over again,
1294
01:10:14,945 --> 01:10:17,445
I'd fucking ride, man.
1295
01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:20,782
I would ride
that fucking bike every
fucking day of my life. Okay?
1296
01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:23,484
Okay? You feel me?
1297
01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:25,720
Come in again. Yeah.
1298
01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:29,757
No regrets. No regrets.
1299
01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:33,962
Except the herpes.
That I would not
do all over again.
1300
01:10:33,964 --> 01:10:36,864
So put a hat on
your bat, okay?
1301
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:39,234
Put a condom
on your penis. Right?
1302
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:47,709
And I'm watching Aladdin
in the other room
if you're interested.
1303
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:51,579
Starting it now.
1304
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,583
I kind of need to
know pretty quick.
1305
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:58,386
Because of
the seating arrangements.
Oh, I got a seat.
1306
01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:16,804
Hi.
1307
01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:20,875
Hey.
1308
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,744
Your mom said
you'd be here.
1309
01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:25,613
Yeah. Didn't want to
give diabetes the day off.
1310
01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:32,387
Look, man,
I'm really sorry
about yesterday.
1311
01:11:33,355 --> 01:11:35,556
You're right.
I was being a dick.
1312
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:40,662
It's true,
we're not gonna hang out
as much this next year, but
1313
01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:43,498
you're still my best friend.
1314
01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:46,968
And there's still
one last day of summer
we have together.
1315
01:11:51,373 --> 01:11:53,508
All right, this better
be good, Harvard.
1316
01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:55,043
Start talking.
1317
01:11:55,045 --> 01:11:56,511
Okay, guys.
Thanks for coming.
1318
01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:00,848
Okay.
We are still going
to have this party.
1319
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:05,920
For all the lifeguards
that have ever worked
at Great Kills.
1320
01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:08,323
This is our club, and
we can't let Chuck take
it away from us.
1321
01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:09,924
Yeah, fuck Chuck.
1322
01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:11,693
Well, if we show up,
he's just gonna
call the police.
1323
01:12:12,795 --> 01:12:14,996
Then we give him
just what the doctor ordered.
1324
01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:18,499
Jesus. What did
the doctor order?
1325
01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,968
Oh, I just took,
like, every pill I could
find in my mom's office.
1326
01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:23,538
Plus the Vicodin
that they gave me
for my wisdom teeth.
1327
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:26,841
Wait. So what,
are we going to walk up
and be like, "Take these,"
1328
01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:28,676
and he'll be like, "Okay"?
1329
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,611
Well, you know how you can
bake weed into brownies?
1330
01:12:30,613 --> 01:12:32,113
Yes.
1331
01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:34,615
What if we just made,
like, pill brownies?
1332
01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:35,817
Hmm.
1333
01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:40,421
That actually might work.
1334
01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:42,557
How do we get the pill
brownies into Chuck?
1335
01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:49,731
Why are you guys
all looking at me?
1336
01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:09,417
Now, this is what we call,
in Staten Island, shopping.
1337
01:13:10,853 --> 01:13:12,954
There you go.
And that
1338
01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:16,424
is called a Staten Island key.
1339
01:13:18,862 --> 01:13:21,729
Steak, oh, you look delicious.
"Thanks, Chuck."
1340
01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:24,465
Let's make you beautiful.
1341
01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:36,711
Chuck.
1342
01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:41,616
Oh. We're actually
closed right now.
This is a private event.
1343
01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:45,620
Wow, that is some
Speedo you got.
1344
01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,054
This is actually an apron.
That's the...
1345
01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:48,556
Wow.
1346
01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:03,504
They should call you UPS,
because you are
carrying a package.
1347
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:08,509
Thank you.
I come from a long line
of big penises.
1348
01:14:09,478 --> 01:14:12,480
My dad had a big dick,
and my grandpa before him,
1349
01:14:12,482 --> 01:14:14,682
and his father before him
1350
01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:17,018
supposedly a very
big dick as well.
1351
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:20,054
Ugh, okay.
1352
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,457
What does a girl
wear to a party?
1353
01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:29,831
Probably not this. Right?
1354
01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:37,839
Listen,
I brought you something.
1355
01:14:38,073 --> 01:14:39,240
Ta-da!
1356
01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:40,675
Ms. Greeley.
1357
01:14:40,677 --> 01:14:45,813
Yeah. It's because you've been
doing such a terrific job.
1358
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,982
Just a little thank you.
Well, thank you. It's...
1359
01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,617
Try that.
All right.
1360
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:52,854
Oh, yeah,
take the whole thing.
Oh, baby.
1361
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:54,522
It's a bunch of powder.
1362
01:14:56,558 --> 01:14:57,892
Don't stop there.
1363
01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,927
Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
1364
01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:01,596
Hey, I got a good idea.
1365
01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:03,764
Hmm.
Why don't we go inside?
1366
01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:05,900
Oh, yeah.
We're just getting
a little too much sun. Right?
1367
01:15:05,902 --> 01:15:07,201
Okay, you're the guy.
1368
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:09,704
I'm so sick and horny.
1369
01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:22,049
I feel good.
Whoo!
1370
01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:25,720
And also,
like, really, really bad.
Oh!
1371
01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:27,054
Coming through.
1372
01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:31,759
Congratulations, Wendell.
You are officially a thief.
1373
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:34,095
Do not tell a soul.
1374
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,736
Hey, Rachel.
Didn't notice you there.
1375
01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:43,905
Oh, wait, I did.
You're on my dick.
1376
01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:53,247
I've got to go to the bathroom
real quick.
1377
01:15:53,249 --> 01:15:54,949
Oh, these are very good.
1378
01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:01,222
Come on, Chuck.
1379
01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:23,344
All right,
let's rock 'n' roll.
1380
01:16:36,658 --> 01:16:38,593
There's that road.
1381
01:16:56,211 --> 01:16:58,746
Come on, Chuck,
finish the job.
1382
01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:00,648
Kill 'em all.
1383
01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,687
I need everybody to
remain calm. Okay?
1384
01:17:06,689 --> 01:17:10,024
I am a future member
of the United States Navy.
Okay?
1385
01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:11,092
And I just...
1386
01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:12,159
Holy shit.
1387
01:17:13,195 --> 01:17:15,363
Who are you?
Shut up.
1388
01:17:15,365 --> 01:17:17,832
Nah, you look great.
It's kind of nice.
1389
01:17:17,834 --> 01:17:19,800
You have a lot
of cleavage out.
1390
01:17:19,802 --> 01:17:20,935
Skootch!
1391
01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:34,015
What's wrong?
1392
01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,851
Chuck probably
changed the lock.
1393
01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:39,687
Hey. Goofus and Gabby,
we got 200 people here.
1394
01:17:39,689 --> 01:17:40,855
Can we speed
this shit up please?
1395
01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:44,225
I finally got you all.
1396
01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:48,029
Like a fly to a spider.
1397
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:50,765
One, two, three,
and we end this all.
Ow.
1398
01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:52,400
Oh, no, it's too much.
1399
01:17:52,402 --> 01:17:54,902
Frank, get your
finger off my testicles.
1400
01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:56,937
I can't hold him.
Mary Ellen, help.
1401
01:17:58,874 --> 01:18:00,174
Finish it.
1402
01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:11,385
They don't
respect you, Chuck.
1403
01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:13,287
No, Chuck!
Kill them!
1404
01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:15,222
You're secretly my hero.
1405
01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:19,427
Chuck is so sexy.
1406
01:18:19,429 --> 01:18:20,828
Thanks.
1407
01:18:27,903 --> 01:18:30,004
You've done well, my son.
1408
01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:32,773
You've brought
the spider to the fly.
1409
01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:34,075
Thank you, Father.
1410
01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:37,845
Now choose a bride
and bear us a child.
1411
01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:40,715
No need. I shall
bear the child myself.
1412
01:18:46,054 --> 01:18:47,188
Yeah.
1413
01:18:52,094 --> 01:18:53,794
Oh, what's that, Chuck?
1414
01:18:53,796 --> 01:18:55,162
Chuck says, "Let's party."
1415
01:18:58,266 --> 01:19:00,468
Yeah, boy, get in there.
1416
01:19:00,470 --> 01:19:01,802
Get it up. Get it up.
1417
01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:07,108
What took you guys
so long?
1418
01:19:11,146 --> 01:19:12,813
Whoo-hoo!
1419
01:19:12,948 --> 01:19:14,115
Whoo!
1420
01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:32,967
Let them remember.
1421
01:19:32,969 --> 01:19:34,502
This is Zion,
1422
01:19:34,504 --> 01:19:36,303
and we are not afraid.
1423
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:45,279
Whoo!
1424
01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:56,924
Hey, what's up?
1425
01:20:14,943 --> 01:20:16,911
What type of shit is that?
1426
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:29,423
All right, all right,
let's see some IDs.
1427
01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:31,926
Yeah, let's see
some I-double-Ds.
1428
01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:40,568
Hey. Guys, if you're going to
have sex in the pool,
1429
01:20:40,570 --> 01:20:41,502
can you at least do it
over by the filter?
1430
01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:42,870
Sure.
1431
01:20:43,138 --> 01:20:44,305
Sinners.
1432
01:20:50,278 --> 01:20:51,378
Yeah!
1433
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:52,446
What do I do?
1434
01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:27,548
Pulled it off.
1435
01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:29,149
Yay. Oh!
1436
01:21:29,618 --> 01:21:31,619
Dude,
we did it, man.
Hey.
1437
01:21:31,621 --> 01:21:33,020
Is Krystal coming?
1438
01:21:33,022 --> 01:21:36,957
It's cool, though.
She's out of
my league anyways.
1439
01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:39,260
You're the best, man.
She doesn't deserve you.
1440
01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:41,629
Honestly.
Thanks, man.
1441
01:21:41,631 --> 01:21:43,631
I think I'm gonna
go for it with Rachel.
1442
01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:45,399
Really?
Yeah.
1443
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,001
You should.
1444
01:21:47,003 --> 01:21:48,569
Oh, Rebecca, you should
totally go talk to him.
1445
01:21:48,571 --> 01:21:50,371
Frank hates me.
1446
01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:52,373
Okay. But that's
obviously his weird way
of flirting with you.
1447
01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:53,507
He's a little weird.
1448
01:21:53,509 --> 01:21:54,642
He's funny, though.
1449
01:21:54,644 --> 01:21:56,677
So go talk to him.
1450
01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:59,046
And I am going to
go find Skootch.
Ew!
1451
01:21:59,481 --> 01:22:01,215
Gross. He's like 40.
1452
01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:03,550
All right. Well,
better leave you to it.
1453
01:22:03,552 --> 01:22:04,518
Yeah, fuck off.
1454
01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:07,288
Good luck.
Thanks.
1455
01:22:09,124 --> 01:22:10,057
Okay.
1456
01:22:11,059 --> 01:22:13,494
Fuck. Fuck me.
Okay, I got this.
1457
01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:18,565
Hi. Hello.
1458
01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:19,566
Hi. Hey.
1459
01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:20,634
Hi.
1460
01:22:20,636 --> 01:22:22,069
Hey...
1461
01:22:23,004 --> 01:22:25,372
Do you want to go
smoke this weed?
1462
01:22:25,374 --> 01:22:26,941
Um...
1463
01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:28,709
Sure.
1464
01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:30,077
Yeah?
Yeah.
1465
01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:31,412
Cool.
1466
01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:33,948
After you.
Okay.
1467
01:22:35,417 --> 01:22:37,451
Fuck. Fuck me.
1468
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,586
Hey, you guys want to
hold a real police gun
for a second?
1469
01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:41,121
Don't worry,
the safety's on.
1470
01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:42,489
Wait.
1471
01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:43,424
Now it's on.
There you go.
1472
01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:47,294
Whoo-hoo!
1473
01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,263
Be careful.
Don't touch the shoulder.
1474
01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:54,435
I like your shed.
1475
01:22:55,603 --> 01:22:58,105
Thanks. Perks of
having the baby pool.
1476
01:23:20,061 --> 01:23:21,996
Wait, I thought
you didn't even like me.
1477
01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:27,601
Yeah, you've been, like,
really mean to me forever.
1478
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:30,371
Are you kidding?
I just thought
I was flirting.
1479
01:23:31,473 --> 01:23:33,140
Really?
Yeah.
1480
01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:36,276
I thought I made that
really obvious.
1481
01:23:41,049 --> 01:23:45,152
It's crazy to think
that we're rocketing
through space, you know?
1482
01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:49,590
It's like we're
moving at a mile...
Million...
1483
01:23:53,528 --> 01:23:55,029
Mmm.
1484
01:23:56,232 --> 01:24:00,034
I was going to
get a drink, I think.
Do you want to...
1485
01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,135
Uh, yeah.
1486
01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:03,303
Yeah, let's do it.
1487
01:24:04,539 --> 01:24:05,606
Anthony.
1488
01:24:06,574 --> 01:24:09,209
Who deserves a thank you?
1489
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:12,046
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
1490
01:24:13,581 --> 01:24:16,283
Little Mermaid,
would you get me
a refill, please?
1491
01:24:18,653 --> 01:24:21,088
Oh, she's so cute.
She's so cute.
1492
01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:22,489
She's very cute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
1493
01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:24,658
Oh, look at these.
1494
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:27,394
Now that is a Navy chest.
1495
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,530
Are you kidding me?
1496
01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:32,099
Check this out.
What do you think
about these, hmm?
1497
01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:34,635
Navy chest?
1498
01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,471
I'm a fucking idiot.
1499
01:24:37,473 --> 01:24:38,405
There you go.
1500
01:24:49,551 --> 01:24:50,551
Hi.
1501
01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:52,619
You came.
1502
01:24:54,289 --> 01:24:58,559
Yeah. I couldn't miss
the biggest pool party
of the summer.
1503
01:24:58,561 --> 01:25:01,195
I did have to use
a rival rickshaw company,
though.
1504
01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:03,530
I'm telling you,
those other guys,
they're not authentic.
1505
01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:05,332
That's what I hear.
1506
01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:07,668
You look really
beautiful tonight.
1507
01:25:08,436 --> 01:25:09,803
Oh!
1508
01:25:09,805 --> 01:25:12,573
We are having fun now.
You, you're so romantic.
1509
01:25:12,575 --> 01:25:13,841
I love it.
1510
01:25:13,843 --> 01:25:15,642
Whoa!
Let's get comfy here.
1511
01:25:15,644 --> 01:25:16,710
That's nice, right?
You okay?
1512
01:25:16,712 --> 01:25:18,278
Kinky.
1513
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,681
I'm gonna be
right back, okay?
1514
01:25:20,683 --> 01:25:24,151
You better be.
Because I got
a sitter for tonight.
1515
01:25:24,153 --> 01:25:26,386
Right.
You're sitting on this.
1516
01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:28,856
Wow, okay...
1517
01:25:28,858 --> 01:25:30,858
Balls on the bull's-eye.
1518
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,392
Hang tight.
Bye, Ms. Greeley.
1519
01:25:35,263 --> 01:25:37,231
Should I get a condom?
Yeah.
1520
01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:38,332
Yeah?
Yeah.
1521
01:25:38,334 --> 01:25:39,333
Okay.
1522
01:25:42,303 --> 01:25:43,670
Here it is,
totally sealed.
1523
01:25:45,273 --> 01:25:48,142
Wait, what is this?
Is this a Magnum?
1524
01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,277
Let me see.
1525
01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,545
Oh, yeah, I guess.
The ushe.
1526
01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:53,347
Oh, um...
1527
01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:54,581
I don't think
I can do this.
1528
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,883
What? Really?
1529
01:25:55,885 --> 01:26:01,188
Because I don't
want to have sex
with a weird giant dick.
1530
01:26:01,190 --> 01:26:04,424
Whoa, I don't
have a giant dick.
I have a big dick.
1531
01:26:04,426 --> 01:26:06,827
I don't have a big dick.
I have a very average dick.
1532
01:26:06,829 --> 01:26:09,163
I just like
a little extra room.
1533
01:26:09,165 --> 01:26:10,664
It's like baggy pants.
1534
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,901
Gross.
No, it's not.
Okay, look, look, look.
1535
01:26:13,903 --> 01:26:16,537
You're going to like
the way it looks,
I guarantee it.
1536
01:26:16,938 --> 01:26:19,173
Are you sure?
Yes.
1537
01:26:25,413 --> 01:26:26,480
Mary Ellen?
1538
01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:30,317
Did you have fun
with Ms. Greeley?
1539
01:26:40,228 --> 01:26:41,762
Took you long enough.
1540
01:27:05,987 --> 01:27:07,221
Are you going to
take your shirt off?
1541
01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:08,722
No, I'm okay.
1542
01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,624
I want you to.
Why?
1543
01:27:10,626 --> 01:27:13,627
Because I like your body.
I want to see it.
1544
01:27:14,295 --> 01:27:15,596
Really?
Yeah.
1545
01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:19,800
See?
That's much better.
Yeah?
1546
01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,571
Cannonball.
1547
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:30,544
Oh, I can't stop.
1548
01:27:38,686 --> 01:27:39,553
Rachel.
What?
1549
01:27:41,556 --> 01:27:42,823
Rachel!
1550
01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:44,658
What?
1551
01:27:46,561 --> 01:27:47,527
What?
1552
01:27:48,029 --> 01:27:50,664
Did you just call me Rachel?
1553
01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:52,633
No.
Are you kidding me?
1554
01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,736
No. That was a joke.
1555
01:28:05,813 --> 01:28:07,047
Where's Danny Campbell?
1556
01:28:07,049 --> 01:28:08,515
I don't know Danny Campbell.
1557
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,984
Rebecca. Wait.
1558
01:28:10,986 --> 01:28:12,753
It's perfect.
It was a joke.
1559
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,288
Everyone loves Rachel.
1560
01:28:14,290 --> 01:28:16,023
No, they...
Well, okay.
1561
01:28:16,025 --> 01:28:17,591
Where's Danny Campbell?
1562
01:28:17,593 --> 01:28:19,493
Hey, you.
Where's Danny Campbell?
1563
01:28:19,495 --> 01:28:20,661
Oh, shit.
1564
01:28:21,729 --> 01:28:23,363
We have to go.
1565
01:28:23,365 --> 01:28:26,533
Rebecca! Rebecca! Rebecca!
1566
01:28:26,535 --> 01:28:28,568
Hey. Where's Danny Campbell?
1567
01:28:28,570 --> 01:28:30,404
I don't know.
Where are your
fucking manners, asshole?
1568
01:28:30,406 --> 01:28:34,374
Whoa, hold on. Wait a minute.
This is my dawg
Pixy Stix right here.
1569
01:28:34,876 --> 01:28:36,710
Hey, police. Freeze.
1570
01:28:36,712 --> 01:28:37,844
What the fuck is this?
1571
01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:39,413
Everybody just chill out.
1572
01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:40,781
Who the fuck is this dude?
1573
01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:42,449
Yo, that's Victor.
He's maintenance.
1574
01:28:42,918 --> 01:28:48,522
All I know is that
I've got a lady situation
that's exploding right now.
1575
01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:49,956
And your whole
"Where's Danny?" routine
1576
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,591
is just not
working for me.
1577
01:28:51,593 --> 01:28:53,427
I have to go
fucking deal with her.
Get the fuck back.
1578
01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:54,528
Whoa, whoa.
I'm right here.
1579
01:28:54,530 --> 01:28:55,696
Okay, Danny's
right here.
1580
01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:59,933
You thought you were
sending it to her, but
you sent it to me instead.
1581
01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:01,101
Mr. Manicucci...
1582
01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:02,669
Leo, I...
1583
01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:06,073
I don't know
what you think my intentions
are for your daughter,
1584
01:29:06,075 --> 01:29:07,774
but I swear
I am a gentleman.
1585
01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,076
You're a gentleman?
1586
01:29:09,078 --> 01:29:12,079
You text her
a picture of your dick.
1587
01:29:12,081 --> 01:29:14,881
What? Why would I send you
a picture of a dick?
1588
01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:16,550
I would never...
Look at this.
1589
01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:19,786
Dad, stop.
He would never
send that to me.
1590
01:29:19,788 --> 01:29:22,656
Okay. We're gonna settle this
once and for all right now.
1591
01:29:22,658 --> 01:29:24,624
We'll find out
whose picture this is.
1592
01:29:39,674 --> 01:29:40,741
This way.
1593
01:29:41,943 --> 01:29:43,977
Rebecca! Rebecca!
1594
01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,779
Go back to partying.
1595
01:29:46,147 --> 01:29:47,948
That's correct.
1596
01:29:47,950 --> 01:29:50,650
Teenagers, please
resume your drinking.
1597
01:29:51,953 --> 01:29:53,120
And a party it is.
1598
01:29:53,122 --> 01:29:55,088
People are crazy, man.
1599
01:30:11,873 --> 01:30:12,906
Hey.
1600
01:30:14,108 --> 01:30:15,575
Hey, Leo.
1601
01:30:16,511 --> 01:30:18,845
How's your daughter?
1602
01:30:18,847 --> 01:30:20,947
Come on.
We're gonna go
for a little ride, Chuck.
1603
01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:22,682
Yeah, hop in.
1604
01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:23,884
Oh.
1605
01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:27,487
I call shotgun then,
all right, boys?
1606
01:30:27,489 --> 01:30:29,723
Look at you two.
You smell great.
1607
01:30:29,725 --> 01:30:30,724
Dad.
1608
01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:32,926
What are you doing?
1609
01:30:35,029 --> 01:30:36,696
Make sure you have her home
by midnight.
1610
01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:43,637
He's just kidding.
1611
01:30:43,639 --> 01:30:44,838
I don't have to
be home till 1:00.
1612
01:30:48,209 --> 01:30:49,843
Hey, guys,
you guys got to see my dick.
1613
01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,814
Hey. Do you want to maybe,
1614
01:30:54,715 --> 01:30:56,850
I don't know,
go somewhere else?
1615
01:30:57,752 --> 01:30:58,985
Yeah.
1616
01:30:58,987 --> 01:31:00,053
Rebecca.
1617
01:31:01,756 --> 01:31:02,722
Rebecca.
1618
01:31:03,891 --> 01:31:07,127
Rebecca, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1619
01:31:07,129 --> 01:31:08,962
Okay? I'm really sorry.
1620
01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,031
Ow!
1621
01:31:11,033 --> 01:31:12,732
Okay, I deserved that.
1622
01:31:12,734 --> 01:31:13,733
Okay.
1623
01:31:14,602 --> 01:31:15,836
I also deserved that.
1624
01:31:16,737 --> 01:31:19,139
Aah! Okay, no one
deserves that. Oh, man.
1625
01:31:19,141 --> 01:31:21,475
Being a twin sucks.
You know that?
1626
01:31:21,477 --> 01:31:23,176
Yes. I understand
what it's like
1627
01:31:23,178 --> 01:31:25,011
to be compared
to other people.
1628
01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:27,647
Being fat sucks, too.
1629
01:31:27,649 --> 01:31:29,616
So does staying home
from college,
1630
01:31:29,618 --> 01:31:31,084
especially when
your best friend's
going to Harvard.
1631
01:31:34,555 --> 01:31:36,089
You're not fat.
1632
01:31:36,091 --> 01:31:39,059
And you're really,
really beautiful.
You're gorgeous.
1633
01:31:40,628 --> 01:31:43,230
And I did think
you were Rachel at first.
1634
01:31:43,232 --> 01:31:44,531
But I'm really
happy you're not.
1635
01:31:45,099 --> 01:31:46,633
And honestly,
1636
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:50,637
I feel really lucky that
I even got to kiss you.
1637
01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:52,639
Honestly?
1638
01:32:02,116 --> 01:32:03,783
A thousand percent.
1639
01:32:06,721 --> 01:32:09,289
I'm really hungry.
Could we go back
to the party?
1640
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,758
Yeah, let's go.
1641
01:32:14,128 --> 01:32:15,095
Rachel...
1642
01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:17,163
I'm joking.
1643
01:32:17,165 --> 01:32:18,532
You better be joking.
1644
01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:35,815
Danny, this is beautiful.
1645
01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:38,184
My dad used to
take me here
1646
01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:39,953
when I was little
to look at the stars,
1647
01:32:39,955 --> 01:32:42,155
but you can't really see them
because of the city.
1648
01:32:42,157 --> 01:32:46,560
all the lights on the bridge
were little stars
strung together.
1649
01:32:47,595 --> 01:32:49,963
Wait, um, how old
were you again?
1650
01:32:55,870 --> 01:32:59,005
You're kind of funny,
for a kid who's
going to Harvard.
1651
01:33:01,042 --> 01:33:02,976
I'm a little jealous.
1652
01:33:02,978 --> 01:33:04,811
At least you're
getting out of here.
1653
01:33:04,813 --> 01:33:06,846
You're doing
something exciting
with your life.
1654
01:33:06,848 --> 01:33:10,584
And I would kill
to get off this island.
1655
01:33:10,586 --> 01:33:12,852
You can't leave.
You're the Queen
of Staten Island.
1656
01:33:13,988 --> 01:33:16,957
Do you know how
horrible that sounds?
1657
01:33:16,959 --> 01:33:19,793
I mean, would you
want to be the
King of New Jersey?
1658
01:33:19,795 --> 01:33:21,895
I would, but they keep
electing Bruce Springsteen.
1659
01:33:28,736 --> 01:33:31,738
I feel like you're
the kind of girl
1660
01:33:31,740 --> 01:33:33,139
who wants to marry me,
but not kiss me.
1661
01:33:37,845 --> 01:33:41,815
Well, I feel like
you're the kind of guy
that wants to kiss me,
1662
01:33:41,817 --> 01:33:43,950
but doesn't
want to marry me.
1663
01:33:46,387 --> 01:33:50,190
What if we pretended to be
different kinds of people
for one night?
1664
01:33:54,895 --> 01:33:55,929
Okay.
1665
01:34:10,845 --> 01:34:14,214
You know we're not
having sex, right?
1666
01:34:14,216 --> 01:34:17,050
Oh, I couldn't.
I'd be thinking about
your dad the whole time.
1667
01:34:18,219 --> 01:34:19,986
That's disgusting.
1668
01:35:03,464 --> 01:35:05,131
Aw, Frankie.
1669
01:35:05,133 --> 01:35:06,766
Skootch.
1670
01:35:07,735 --> 01:35:09,936
Hey, man,
I got something for you.
1671
01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:14,240
What? Seriously?
1672
01:35:14,242 --> 01:35:16,042
Yeah, you earned it, man.
1673
01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:19,112
I mean, even a boner rescue
is technically a save.
1674
01:35:20,449 --> 01:35:24,084
you could totally
work here again
next summer.
1675
01:35:25,319 --> 01:35:26,319
That's awesome, man.
1676
01:35:27,221 --> 01:35:28,955
Welcome to the big pool, kid.
1677
01:35:32,326 --> 01:35:33,893
What are you gonna do?
1678
01:35:35,463 --> 01:35:38,064
Probably just
gonna stroll home.
1679
01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:39,265
Finish this beer.
1680
01:35:40,267 --> 01:35:43,069
Beyond that,
I have no idea.
1681
01:35:47,508 --> 01:35:49,142
You're the best, Skootch.
1682
01:36:09,897 --> 01:36:11,197
Uh-oh.
1683
01:36:11,199 --> 01:36:13,433
Look at what we have here.
1684
01:36:13,435 --> 01:36:16,469
Oh, my God.
That looks like
a number-one party dude.
1685
01:36:16,471 --> 01:36:18,271
Shirt wide open.
1686
01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:21,207
It was a good night, huh?
1687
01:36:21,209 --> 01:36:22,308
Mmm-hmm.
1688
01:36:23,144 --> 01:36:24,310
Yes, it was.
1689
01:36:28,883 --> 01:36:30,917
Come. I'll walk
you home. All right?
1690
01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:34,788
Hey.
1691
01:36:35,422 --> 01:36:37,290
Make us proud,
you idiot.
1692
01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:39,526
Bye, Danny.
1693
01:36:39,528 --> 01:36:41,294
You know what?
Give it a while
1694
01:36:41,296 --> 01:36:43,997
before you tell
anyone at Harvard
you're from Staten Island.
1695
01:36:43,999 --> 01:36:45,799
- Okay?
- Yeah, don't do that.
1696
01:36:45,801 --> 01:36:47,801
Good luck with the exam.
1697
01:36:47,803 --> 01:36:49,969
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
1698
01:36:49,971 --> 01:36:52,338
You know, I'm trying to be
more eer-uh-dy-tee.
1699
01:36:53,507 --> 01:36:56,943
Oh, my God.
That was really close
to being a real word.
1700
01:36:57,912 --> 01:36:59,813
How about that?
1701
01:37:00,247 --> 01:37:01,815
Peace.
See ya.
1702
01:37:01,817 --> 01:37:03,049
Bye.
Later, guys.
1703
01:37:07,021 --> 01:37:08,421
I'll give you guys a minute.
1704
01:37:09,857 --> 01:37:11,324
I'll meet you out front.
Okay.
1705
01:37:16,330 --> 01:37:17,897
That's a thing.
1706
01:37:20,167 --> 01:37:21,234
Congrats.
1707
01:37:21,236 --> 01:37:22,368
Thank you.
1708
01:37:24,471 --> 01:37:26,973
So, did you
end up having sex?
1709
01:37:28,242 --> 01:37:29,943
No. You?
1710
01:37:29,945 --> 01:37:31,177
Yes.
1711
01:37:31,179 --> 01:37:33,213
What?
Yes, I know.
1712
01:37:33,215 --> 01:37:34,380
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
1713
01:37:35,616 --> 01:37:37,584
I realize that
that's something we were
1714
01:37:37,586 --> 01:37:40,019
supposed to do together
but separate.
1715
01:37:40,021 --> 01:37:41,387
You know, it's fine.
1716
01:37:41,922 --> 01:37:44,457
I'm happy for you.
1717
01:37:44,459 --> 01:37:46,893
If it makes you
feel any better,
that's Rebecca.
1718
01:37:48,162 --> 01:37:49,162
Wow.
1719
01:37:49,630 --> 01:37:51,497
Really?
Yep.
1720
01:37:51,499 --> 01:37:53,566
They're identical twins,
did you know that?
1721
01:37:53,568 --> 01:37:57,270
I always thought
Rebecca was
the cutest of the two.
1722
01:37:57,272 --> 01:37:58,338
Yeah. Me, too.
1723
01:38:07,248 --> 01:38:09,916
You know,
I'm going to
miss you, Frank.
1724
01:38:12,086 --> 01:38:13,152
I know.
1725
01:38:15,623 --> 01:38:18,224
I'll come up
every other weekend.
1726
01:38:18,226 --> 01:38:20,593
You'll introduce me
to your Harvard friends and
1727
01:38:20,595 --> 01:38:22,362
I'll reintroduce
you to my parents.
1728
01:38:25,199 --> 01:38:27,367
This isn't the end
of Frank and Danny.
1729
01:38:28,936 --> 01:38:30,370
We're still best friends.
1730
01:38:30,604 --> 01:38:32,071
We are.
1731
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:34,040
Come here.
1732
01:39:20,587 --> 01:39:22,355
There he is.
Hey.
1733
01:39:25,426 --> 01:39:27,360
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm so late.
1734
01:39:30,431 --> 01:39:32,365
How was Disney?
1735
01:39:32,367 --> 01:39:33,466
It was great.
1736
01:39:33,468 --> 01:39:34,500
It was very fun.
1737
01:39:35,736 --> 01:39:38,204
I'm really sorry
I missed it.
1738
01:39:38,206 --> 01:39:41,007
No, I'm sorry.
I overreacted. I just...
1739
01:39:42,042 --> 01:39:44,277
All right.
Oh!
1740
01:39:44,279 --> 01:39:45,478
Oh, my baby.
1741
01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:46,579
I'm gonna miss you.
1742
01:39:46,581 --> 01:39:48,414
Me, too.
1743
01:39:48,416 --> 01:39:51,184
Are you sure
you still want us
to drive you up?
1744
01:39:51,186 --> 01:39:54,420
'Cause if you
want to go alone,
we understand that.
1745
01:39:54,422 --> 01:39:57,390
I'd really like you guys
to drive me up.
1746
01:39:57,392 --> 01:39:59,993
Good, because we were
going to regardless. Come on.
1747
01:40:02,196 --> 01:40:04,197
One sec.
I need to grab something.
1748
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,467
Hurry.
1749
01:40:10,037 --> 01:40:12,205
I can't believe he said yes.
Now we have to drive him.
1750
01:40:28,222 --> 01:40:30,223
Got everything?
Yep.
1751
01:40:31,258 --> 01:40:32,625
All right.
1752
01:40:32,627 --> 01:40:34,160
And we're off.
1753
01:42:30,577 --> 01:42:32,245
Yo, check this out.
1754
01:43:11,752 --> 01:43:14,420
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wassup?
1755
01:43:14,422 --> 01:43:15,555
Wassup, baby?
1756
01:43:16,390 --> 01:43:19,325
What you got?
1757
01:43:19,327 --> 01:43:20,826
Wassup? What you got?
What you got?
1758
01:43:20,828 --> 01:43:22,461
Come on, Pixy!
1759
01:43:50,857 --> 01:43:52,959
Wait, wait, wait.
1760
01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:04,704
He's got a gun.
1761
01:44:06,740 --> 01:44:08,574
Oh, shit.
1762
01:44:08,576 --> 01:44:10,776
- Give me that.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
1763
01:44:10,778 --> 01:44:13,246
Never.
Sorry.
1764
01:44:14,014 --> 01:44:15,781
We still loved the rap,
though.
1765
01:44:17,985 --> 01:44:20,720
Pixy! Pixy! Pixy! Pixy!