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-Does your breath always stink?

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-Oh, shit!

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Fucking clapped that garbage.

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You coming?

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-Yeah.

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-See that?
That's crazy.

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Wait, wait.

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Slow down.

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-Wait.
-What are you doing?

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-I forgot my key.

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-This is a nice area.

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-Right?

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-Do you rent?

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-Come on in.

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-Impressive.
-Thank you.

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-What did you say you did again?

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-Insider tradings.

18
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-Just so you know,

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I don't do this that much,
like, hardly ever,

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so don't be nervous.
-Yeah, yeah.

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-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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-You have a girlfriend
or something?

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Because I don't care.
It's totally fine.

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-No, no, I would never --
i would never --

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-you would never
have a girlfriend?

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-No, I would never cheat
on a --

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-so, you have a --
do you have a girlfriend?

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-No, I don't.
I was just -- I wanted a second.

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Why don't we have some wine?

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I have wine.
Want some?

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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-This is a really nice place.

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-Think fast.
-What?

34
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-God.
Where did you get this?

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-A wine place.

36
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-This is like an $800 bottle.

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-Well, then it better be good.

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-Whoa.

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Just use an opener.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Let's get some glasses.

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Hey, hey.

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That's some
really expensive wine.

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All right. I'm good.

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-Oh, yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

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-There we go.

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Mmm.

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-Not used to...

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-Shit.

50
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Are you crazy?

51
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What?

52
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-Oh!

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Jesus Christ.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay!

55
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We don't need
to smash everything.

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-I'm so drunk.
-Really?

57
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I feel like you
didn't even drink anything.

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-Want to go upstairs?

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-You're the hottest girl
that has ever shown

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an interest in me before.

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Are you latina?

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I feel like you're latina.

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Shit.

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Hello?

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Lady?

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Crazy.

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Okay!

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I'm just gonna uber so you
don't have to worry about it!

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Thank you?

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-Fuck you.

71
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Yeah?
-Hey.

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Peter.
How was the flight?

73
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-Short flight.
We didn't crash.

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Real success story.
What do you want?

75
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-Good.
And the hotel's good?

76
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Everybody's happy
with the accommodations?

77
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-They're super swank, man.

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What's up?

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-I'm in will's house.

80
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-I'm sorry?

81
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-I'm standing in will's kitchen.

82
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I'm looking
at will's family portrait.

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I don't -- i-i...

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-Okay, well, you need to explain
to me why you're there.

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-I-i -- after you guys
left the banquet,

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I met this girl,
and -- and we had drinks

87
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and -- and it was going
really well.

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I think she -- I think she --
i think she liked me.

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And then I went back
to her house,

90
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and, um, the only problem is,
it's not her house.

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It's, uh...

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It's will's house.

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-Where is she now?

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Kevin.

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-You know, at the...

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Moment, I don't...

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-Kevin, where is she now?
This is very important.

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-I have to call you back.
-No. Kevin --

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-lady!

100
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Hello? Hello?

101
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Peter. Hello?

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Oh, fuck.

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Hello-- oh, god.
Hello?

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Shit.
Oh, my god.

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Oh, shit.

106
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Hey, get up!

107
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Get up!
Okay, get up.

108
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Let's go.
Wake up.

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Come on.
Come on.

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There you go.
Okay.

111
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Okay.
Now we're talking.

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Did you take some--

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did you take something?

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Did you take something?
Look at me. Hey.

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Hey! Wake up!

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Hey, Peter.

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-You tell me
what's going on right now.

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-I'm sorry.
I need to call an ambulance.

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-Ow.
-This girl took something.

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-What's her name?
-Who cares?

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She needs an ambulance.

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-Calm down.
What is her name?

123
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-Tell me to calm down, Peter.

124
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Look, I don't know her name!

125
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-Well, what does she look like?

126
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-She's little.
She's got brown hair.

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She's -- she's -- she's pretty.
I think she's a latina.

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-Is she wearing a red dress?
-She was.

129
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Why?

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-Okay, we can't call 911.

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-What?
-Is she still breathing?

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-How did you know
she was wearing a red dress?

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-Is she still fucking breathing,
Kevin?

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-Yes, she's still breathing!

135
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-Okay, listen to me.

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What I'm about to tell you
stays between us.

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-Okay.
-Tell me that you understand

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the severity of the situation.

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This can't be shared
with anyone.

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-Uh-huh. Yeah.

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-I'm serious, Kevin.

142
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Nobody else knows about this.
-Of course.

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-About a year ago,
this girl seduced will.

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Was a huge mistake,
one-time thing.

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He cut it off immediately,

146
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but she became obsessed
with him.

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Now, if you call 911, the press
is gonna get wind of this.

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We can't have that,
not this week.

149
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-What am I supposed to do?
-Sit tight.

150
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I'm gonna send one
of our doctors to you.

151
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In the meantime,
you got to make her throw up.

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-P-Peter, I'm n-not really,
um, comfortable with that.

153
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-I don't care what you're
comfortable with, Kevin.

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That's what you do.

155
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-Okay.

156
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But don't you think
it'd be a lot simpler

157
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if I just took her
to the hospital, then --

158
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then they could do
what they need to do?

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-Dr. Newman can get to you

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before you can get
to a hospital.

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-The foot guy?!

162
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-Yes. He is a foot specialist.

163
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He is also a real physician.

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-O--
-oh, Kevin?

165
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-Fine.
-One more thing.

166
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This is your clusterfuck.

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If she doesn't make it,
she was your girlfriend.

168
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-Shit.

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Here we go.
Okay.

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I want to apologize.

171
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I don't want to do this as much
as you don't want to do this.

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Okay, all right.

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Uh...

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There we go.
There we go.

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--Oh!

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-Okay, you're doing good.

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That's good.
That's good.

178
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That feel better?

179
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There you go.
-I'm all better.

180
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-You're good. Good.
-I'm better.

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-Hey, Dr. Newman.
-Kevin, hello.

182
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-It took a little trying.

183
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But I got her to throw up,
so everything's good.

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-Oh, yeah.

185
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Yeah, you didn't need
to do that.

186
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-What?

187
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-So, her body's already absorbed
whatever she took,

188
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so that didn't really
help at all.

189
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-Great.

190
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-Okay, so
what are we dealing with here?

191
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Is it sleeping pills,
painkillers?

192
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What do we got?

193
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-I-i have no idea.
-Okay.

194
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Uh, look for an empty bottle.

195
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It's probably somewhere close.

196
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-Empty bottle.

197
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-Just look on the floor,

198
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look behind the toilet,
look in the shower.

199
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Just look for that empty bottle.

200
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--You'll be just fine. Okay.

201
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I'm gonna -- I'm gonna lean you
just like that.

202
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Just stay right there.
-Oh, no.

203
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-Okay, Dr. Newman, I'm looking.

204
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-Kevin, just start breathing.
You need to breathe.

205
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-I'm breathing,
I'm breathing, I'm...

206
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Breathing.
How are you?

207
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-Oh, well, thank you for asking.

208
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Today I went to the circus
with my daughter.

209
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-Oh, that sounds like a --
i got it!

210
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It's Xanax.
-Ah, bingo!

211
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We got a winner.

212
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Okay, what's the dosage?

213
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-.5 milligrams.

214
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-Ugh.
And the bottle's empty?

215
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-Yep. Totally -- totally --
totally empty.

216
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-Okay. Sit tight.

217
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I'll be there in 10 minutes.
-Okay.

218
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-You know what?
Hang on a second.

219
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I'm gonna sing you
a little song.

220
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-Okay.
-It's gonna help. Ready?

221
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-Okay. Okay. I'm --
I'm gonna hang up, doctor.

222
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-Okay, great.

223
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-Hi. Doctor, thank you so much.
I am so -- so sorry about this.

224
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-Lead the way. Lead the way.
-She's -- she's upstairs.

225
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Obviously, you know,
t-this is not how

226
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I thought t-this was gonna
happen, you know.

227
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-God. Did you take something?
-Sorry.

228
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-We were in the bathroom.
I don't know if --

229
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if you're supposed to lean
her up like that, but I did.

230
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-Oh. Okay. All right,
this is what I need you to do.

231
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-She threw up a bunch, and...
-Yeah, yeah.

232
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Okay,
this is what I need you to do.

233
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I need you to go to the kitchen,
make a pot of coffee,

234
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pour a mug 3/4 full, then
you fill the rest with whiskey,

235
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and you need like a teaspoon
of brown sugar in it, all right?

236
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-You want me to make
an Irish coffee?

237
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-Whipped cream would be
fantastic.

238
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Go.

239
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She's got great feet.

240
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Okay. She's doing okay.

241
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She's doing okay.
-Here's your Irish coffee.

242
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-That's for you.

243
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All right, so we're not
out of the woods yet.

244
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Normally I'd attach
a heart monitor,

245
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but since that's not an option,

246
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you're just gonna
have to keep her awake.

247
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-Keep her awake? What happens
if she falls asleep?

248
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-Well, then her brain will stop
sending the signal to her lungs

249
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that she needs to breathe.

250
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But you're not gonna let
that happen, so we don't have to

251
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worry about that, do we?

252
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-W-where are you going?

253
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-I'm going home.

254
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Drink up.

255
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-W-wait, doctor.

256
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-Fuck.

257
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-You're leaving?

258
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-You got to give her
a cold shower,

259
00:15:46.413 --> 00:15:48.846
pour some regular coffee --
-you can't leave.

260
00:15:48.848 --> 00:15:50.615
-Listen, she's gonna
be a little confused at first.

261
00:15:50.617 --> 00:15:52.150
-This is an emergency situation.
-Just ask her name.

262
00:15:52.152 --> 00:15:53.618
I'm pretty sure
it's not mort Stevens.

263
00:15:53.620 --> 00:15:55.620
You know what I'm saying?
Ask her where she is,

264
00:15:55.622 --> 00:15:57.221
who she is, who's the president
of the United States,

265
00:15:57.223 --> 00:15:58.489
all that kind of stuff.

266
00:15:58.491 --> 00:16:00.191
-I could really use
your help here.

267
00:16:00.193 --> 00:16:01.693
-Listen, listen, you just
got to keep her awake all night.

268
00:16:01.695 --> 00:16:02.994
You're gonna be fine, okay?

269
00:16:02.996 --> 00:16:04.529
You got this.

270
00:16:04.531 --> 00:16:06.998
That's a fist bump.
You failed.

271
00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:08.866
All right. Good luck.

272
00:16:08.868 --> 00:16:11.502
-C-come on, we -- b--

273
00:16:11.504 --> 00:16:13.571
fucking foot guy.

274
00:16:24.016 --> 00:16:26.117
-No.
-Yes.

275
00:16:26.119 --> 00:16:28.386
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

276
00:16:28.388 --> 00:16:31.155
- No, no, no, no.

277
00:16:31.157 --> 00:16:32.490
-No, no, no, not in the bath,
not in the bath.

278
00:16:32.492 --> 00:16:35.059
That's a drowning place.
That's a drowning place.

279
00:16:35.061 --> 00:16:36.327
Okay. Come on.

280
00:16:36.329 --> 00:16:40.431
There we go. There we go.

281
00:16:40.433 --> 00:16:42.900
There you go.
Good girl.

282
00:16:42.902 --> 00:16:44.469
All right.

283
00:16:52.378 --> 00:16:56.080
-Sit, sit, sit.
Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit.

284
00:16:56.082 --> 00:16:57.982
No, no, no,
don't go out of the shower.

285
00:16:57.984 --> 00:16:59.017
Get in the shower.

286
00:16:59.019 --> 00:17:00.918
Sit.

287
00:17:00.920 --> 00:17:02.520
Sit down.

288
00:17:03.322 --> 00:17:05.623
Oh.

289
00:17:13.832 --> 00:17:16.567
Hey. Head up.

290
00:17:16.569 --> 00:17:18.636
Drink it.

291
00:17:18.638 --> 00:17:20.004
-No.

292
00:17:20.006 --> 00:17:21.239
-Drink the coffee.

293
00:17:21.241 --> 00:17:22.940
-I don't want the coffee.
-Tough shit.

294
00:17:22.942 --> 00:17:26.611
Drink the coffee.

295
00:17:26.613 --> 00:17:30.581
I'm supposed
to ask you some questions.

296
00:17:30.583 --> 00:17:34.585
Probably be good if I knew
your name at this point.

297
00:17:37.923 --> 00:17:39.724
-What's your name?

298
00:17:39.726 --> 00:17:41.359
-I don't remember it.

299
00:17:41.361 --> 00:17:43.327
-You can't remember your name?
You have amnesia?

300
00:17:43.329 --> 00:17:44.796
-Do you know my name?

301
00:17:44.798 --> 00:17:46.531
-No, that's why I just
asked you two seconds ago.

302
00:17:46.533 --> 00:17:50.935
-Well, then you're very
romantic 'cause we just had sex.

303
00:17:50.937 --> 00:17:53.204
-Oh, you remember that?

304
00:17:53.206 --> 00:17:56.274
-Barely. Barely.

305
00:17:56.276 --> 00:17:58.910
-That's funny.
Do you know my name?

306
00:17:58.912 --> 00:18:00.711
-Yep.

307
00:18:00.713 --> 00:18:02.513
Fernando.

308
00:18:02.515 --> 00:18:03.614
-What?

309
00:18:03.616 --> 00:18:06.017
-Fernando.
-Do I look like a Fernando?

310
00:18:06.019 --> 00:18:07.151
-You are so racist.

311
00:18:07.153 --> 00:18:08.386
-How is that racist?

312
00:18:08.388 --> 00:18:10.254
-Because you could be
a Fernando.

313
00:18:10.256 --> 00:18:12.557
-I've never been confused
with a Fernando before.

314
00:18:12.559 --> 00:18:14.058
-You're a racist.
-I'm a racist?

315
00:18:14.060 --> 00:18:16.227
-You're a racist.
-Okay.

316
00:18:16.229 --> 00:18:17.695
Drink your coffee.

317
00:18:17.697 --> 00:18:21.065
-I had sex with a racist.

318
00:18:21.067 --> 00:18:23.634
Add it to the list.

319
00:18:36.081 --> 00:18:38.749
-Madeline Parker.

320
00:18:38.751 --> 00:18:40.952
-That's a good name.

321
00:18:40.954 --> 00:18:42.453
That's a pretty name.

322
00:18:42.455 --> 00:18:45.656
-Well, it is nice to meet you,
i guess.

323
00:18:45.658 --> 00:18:47.125
I'm Kevin.

324
00:18:48.862 --> 00:18:50.461
I know you're confused right now

325
00:18:50.463 --> 00:18:53.831
and that there is a lot of stuff
being thrown at you.

326
00:18:53.833 --> 00:18:59.770
But I would like to know why the
fuck we are in my boss's house.

327
00:18:59.772 --> 00:19:01.572
-Excuse me, Kevin,

328
00:19:01.574 --> 00:19:04.809
but I have no idea
what you're talking about.

329
00:19:04.811 --> 00:19:10.915
And I'm really, really, really
foggy, so...

330
00:19:10.917 --> 00:19:16.988
I don't know how to help you
or whatever you are --

331
00:19:16.990 --> 00:19:18.489
-okay.

332
00:19:18.491 --> 00:19:20.725
Well, when everything clears up
up there for you,

333
00:19:20.727 --> 00:19:22.426
we are gonna have a lot
to talk about.

334
00:19:22.428 --> 00:19:23.728
Hey.

335
00:19:23.730 --> 00:19:27.865
Hey!

336
00:19:27.867 --> 00:19:31.169
I'm sorry that I'm gonna --
get the fuck up.

337
00:19:31.171 --> 00:19:32.370
-Ow!

338
00:19:32.372 --> 00:19:34.539
-God damn it.

339
00:19:34.541 --> 00:19:36.174
You're like a fucking child.

340
00:19:36.176 --> 00:19:37.508
-I am so sleepy.

341
00:19:37.510 --> 00:19:38.976
-Yeah, I know you're sleepy.

342
00:19:38.978 --> 00:19:41.012
That's what happens
when you swallow all that Xanax.

343
00:19:41.014 --> 00:19:44.048
-Two quick minutes
and I promise I won't die.

344
00:19:44.050 --> 00:19:45.616
-You know I can't do that.

345
00:19:45.618 --> 00:19:47.151
-Right.
You want to have sex again?

346
00:19:47.153 --> 00:19:48.186
-What? No.

347
00:19:48.188 --> 00:19:49.687
-I know that look.
-No.

348
00:19:49.689 --> 00:19:52.056
-You're tenacious.
-Not interested.

349
00:19:52.058 --> 00:19:58.029
-You mean you've never,
ever wanted to fuck a starfish?

350
00:19:58.031 --> 00:20:02.099
-This is the least attractive
thing I've seen you do.

351
00:20:02.101 --> 00:20:04.402
Ugh.

352
00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:08.973
Okay.

353
00:20:08.975 --> 00:20:11.242
Let's talk.

354
00:20:11.244 --> 00:20:12.710
You have any pets?

355
00:20:12.712 --> 00:20:15.146
-Wow.
That is a boring intro.

356
00:20:15.148 --> 00:20:16.981
-What? You got a cat?
-I got a dog.

357
00:20:16.983 --> 00:20:18.349
-You have a dog?
-Yeah.

358
00:20:18.351 --> 00:20:20.184
-What's his name?
-How do you know it's a he?

359
00:20:20.186 --> 00:20:22.286
-Okay, what's her name?
-It's a he.

360
00:20:22.288 --> 00:20:24.589
-Okay,
what's your male dog's name?

361
00:20:24.591 --> 00:20:25.823
-Fernando.

362
00:20:25.825 --> 00:20:29.260
- The dog's name is Fernando.

363
00:20:29.262 --> 00:20:31.128
-Where are you from?

364
00:20:31.130 --> 00:20:33.030
-My mom's vagina.
-And where was

365
00:20:33.032 --> 00:20:35.800
your mother's vagina located
when you dropped out of it?

366
00:20:35.802 --> 00:20:37.068
-Shitsville, Ohio.

367
00:20:37.070 --> 00:20:39.971
-Shitsville, Ohio?
Is there a six flags near there?

368
00:20:39.973 --> 00:20:42.540
-Yeah.

369
00:20:42.542 --> 00:20:44.775
I guess.

370
00:20:44.777 --> 00:20:47.478
Where are you from?

371
00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:49.113
-Born and raised here.

372
00:20:50.850 --> 00:20:53.884
-What?

373
00:20:53.886 --> 00:20:54.919
-You're fancy.

374
00:20:54.921 --> 00:20:57.054
-That's fancy?
-Yeah.

375
00:20:57.056 --> 00:20:58.556
-Everyone from Allen has money?

376
00:20:58.558 --> 00:20:59.890
-Yeah.

377
00:20:59.892 --> 00:21:01.525
-You know that stereotype
is bullshit, right?

378
00:21:01.527 --> 00:21:03.461
-Okay, yeah,
you're from the ghetto.

379
00:21:03.463 --> 00:21:04.962
-Not from the ghetto
or the slums.

380
00:21:04.964 --> 00:21:06.597
-You've seen some real shit?
-It's not about that.

381
00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:08.032
I'm just saying --
-yeah, yeah, yeah.

382
00:21:08.034 --> 00:21:13.871
-There's a lot
of economic diversity in Allen.

383
00:21:13.873 --> 00:21:17.942
What do you do?

384
00:21:17.944 --> 00:21:19.010
-Wow!

385
00:21:19.012 --> 00:21:21.178
-What do you do?

386
00:21:21.180 --> 00:21:22.313
-Personal architect.

387
00:21:22.315 --> 00:21:23.347
-You're a personal architect?

388
00:21:23.349 --> 00:21:25.316
-I'm a personal.

389
00:21:25.318 --> 00:21:26.984
-What do you do for a living?

390
00:21:26.986 --> 00:21:28.052
-Body painting.

391
00:21:28.054 --> 00:21:29.186
-You're a body painter?

392
00:21:29.188 --> 00:21:30.321
-I paint bodies.

393
00:21:30.323 --> 00:21:31.422
-What is your job?

394
00:21:31.424 --> 00:21:34.225
-I'm a bartender.

395
00:21:34.227 --> 00:21:36.794
What's wrong with you?

396
00:21:36.796 --> 00:21:41.799
I serve overpriced drinks
to townies like you.

397
00:21:41.801 --> 00:21:44.769
-Just 'cause I live here,
that does not make me a townie.

398
00:21:44.771 --> 00:21:47.305
-Okay.

399
00:21:47.307 --> 00:21:49.407
What do you do?
Wait.

400
00:21:49.409 --> 00:21:52.376
Let me guess.

401
00:21:52.378 --> 00:21:55.379
Aspiring actress.

402
00:21:56.214 --> 00:21:59.016
You're gonna make it good.

403
00:22:00.686 --> 00:22:04.221
-I think you know
who I work for.

404
00:22:06.693 --> 00:22:07.892
Fuck it.

405
00:22:07.894 --> 00:22:09.260
This is too awkward
for me right now.

406
00:22:09.262 --> 00:22:13.397
-This is the most infuriating.

407
00:22:16.501 --> 00:22:19.370
Time to exercise!

408
00:22:19.372 --> 00:22:21.639
-Ow! My lungs! You idiot!

409
00:22:21.641 --> 00:22:23.341
-Here we go.
-That really hurts.

410
00:22:23.343 --> 00:22:26.711
-I'm sorry,
but we got to work out.

411
00:22:26.713 --> 00:22:29.780
Okay, we're just gonna
take a little walk.

412
00:22:29.782 --> 00:22:31.649
All right.
Just walk.

413
00:22:31.651 --> 00:22:33.117
That's all you have to do
is just keep yourself --

414
00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:34.352
-oh, my god.

415
00:22:34.354 --> 00:22:35.886
Is that your toenail?
-I'm sorry.

416
00:22:35.888 --> 00:22:39.190
It's been awhile since I --
-your talons.

417
00:22:41.127 --> 00:22:43.494
-Can you hold on one second?
Just please keep walking.

418
00:22:43.496 --> 00:22:45.730
Hey.
-How's it going there, champ?

419
00:22:45.732 --> 00:22:46.997
-You know, I think,
uh, pretty good.

420
00:22:46.999 --> 00:22:49.633
Everything seems to be
under control.

421
00:22:49.635 --> 00:22:51.268
Shit.
-Whoa.

422
00:22:51.270 --> 00:22:52.870
Oh, no.

423
00:22:52.872 --> 00:22:53.938
-Kevin?

424
00:22:53.940 --> 00:22:55.139
-You are so dumb.
-Kevin, what is that?

425
00:22:55.141 --> 00:22:56.240
-Huh?

426
00:22:56.242 --> 00:22:57.942
What?
Here we go.

427
00:22:57.944 --> 00:23:00.211
-What was that?
-You hurt my rib, you idiot!

428
00:23:00.213 --> 00:23:02.012
- Huh?

429
00:23:02.014 --> 00:23:04.248
-Kevin,
you have to talk to me now.

430
00:23:04.250 --> 00:23:05.750
Talk to me now, son.
-Oh, god.

431
00:23:05.752 --> 00:23:08.052
-What was that?
-Oh, god.

432
00:23:08.054 --> 00:23:12.890
-Oh, nothing, uh, a plate fell
and it's making me cough.

433
00:23:12.892 --> 00:23:14.091
-A plate fell.

434
00:23:14.093 --> 00:23:15.659
A plate fell, he says.

435
00:23:15.661 --> 00:23:19.296
-Okay, please don't wreck
coach's house.

436
00:23:19.298 --> 00:23:20.698
-I won't, Peter.

437
00:23:20.700 --> 00:23:23.100
-Hey, fuck you, Peter!

438
00:23:23.102 --> 00:23:24.902
Go fuck yourself, you dickbag!

439
00:23:24.904 --> 00:23:26.170
-Shut up.

440
00:23:26.172 --> 00:23:27.571
- That's for you.

441
00:23:27.573 --> 00:23:29.440
-We -- we got to keep her
under control, Kevin.

442
00:23:29.442 --> 00:23:30.641
-You're dumb!

443
00:23:30.643 --> 00:23:32.009
-Shut the fuck up.

444
00:23:32.011 --> 00:23:34.011
You are being so rude.

445
00:23:34.013 --> 00:23:35.446
-You're a dickhole!

446
00:23:35.448 --> 00:23:36.580
-What is she saying?

447
00:23:36.582 --> 00:23:38.783
-She says you're a dickhole.

448
00:23:38.785 --> 00:23:42.820
-All right, well, at least
she's feeling better, right?

449
00:23:42.822 --> 00:23:44.989
-Yeah, I think she really
turned a corner.

450
00:23:44.991 --> 00:23:48.125
-All right,
well, keep me posted, okay?

451
00:23:48.127 --> 00:23:50.327
-Have you mentioned anything
to will about this?

452
00:23:50.329 --> 00:23:52.129
-No, I'm gonna do that
right now.

453
00:23:52.131 --> 00:23:55.466
-If you could maybe just, um,
reiterate to him when you do

454
00:23:55.468 --> 00:23:57.935
how much I respect him and --
and -- and I would never want

455
00:23:57.937 --> 00:24:00.070
to get involved
in his personal life, of course.

456
00:24:00.072 --> 00:24:03.073
-Look, take it easy.

457
00:24:03.075 --> 00:24:04.742
You're gonna be fine.

458
00:24:04.744 --> 00:24:08.245
Right now, we just
have to keep a lid on this.

459
00:24:08.247 --> 00:24:11.882
Don't let her talk to anyone
and don't let her leave.

460
00:24:11.884 --> 00:24:13.684
-That might be a bit
of a challenge.

461
00:24:13.686 --> 00:24:16.020
-I know you never had sex,
Peter.

462
00:24:17.223 --> 00:24:19.623
I know you're a virgin, Peter!

463
00:24:19.625 --> 00:24:21.859
-Okay, buddy, look,

464
00:24:21.861 --> 00:24:23.694
you're really saving will's ass
on this.

465
00:24:23.696 --> 00:24:25.396
We're not gonna
forget about you.

466
00:24:25.398 --> 00:24:28.299
I'm gonna be on the first plane
out of l.A.X. In the morning.

467
00:24:28.301 --> 00:24:31.402
I should be down there
at 7:00 A.M. to relieve you.

468
00:24:31.404 --> 00:24:32.503
-Okay.

469
00:24:32.505 --> 00:24:35.706
I won't let anybody down.

470
00:24:41.012 --> 00:24:42.446
-What?

471
00:24:42.448 --> 00:24:45.015
-So you know Peter?

472
00:24:45.017 --> 00:24:47.084
-I know<i> a</i> Peter.
-Can we have just,

473
00:24:47.086 --> 00:24:49.286
like, a normal conversation
for two seconds?

474
00:24:49.288 --> 00:24:51.522
I know about you and will.

475
00:24:54.259 --> 00:24:57.261
-I need a fucking cigarette.

476
00:24:59.631 --> 00:25:00.831
-You shouldn't smoke.

477
00:25:00.833 --> 00:25:02.900
It's bad for your health.

478
00:25:02.902 --> 00:25:05.936
-Thank you.

479
00:25:08.540 --> 00:25:10.407
What'd he tell you?

480
00:25:10.409 --> 00:25:11.675
-You know, everything.

481
00:25:11.677 --> 00:25:14.144
That you guys
had a one-night stand

482
00:25:14.146 --> 00:25:17.448
and that you got all crazy
and obsessive.

483
00:25:17.450 --> 00:25:18.983
So typical.

484
00:25:18.985 --> 00:25:23.988
You think he would really
leave his wife and kids for...

485
00:25:23.990 --> 00:25:25.723
-For what?

486
00:25:25.725 --> 00:25:28.559
For what?
I'm interested.

487
00:25:28.561 --> 00:25:30.261
I'm genuinely interested
in what you have to say.

488
00:25:30.263 --> 00:25:31.428
-Nothing.
-For what?

489
00:25:31.430 --> 00:25:32.530
-Nothing.
-For what?

490
00:25:32.532 --> 00:25:33.797
Some crazy slut you take home

491
00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:36.133
for a cheap fuck?
-That's not what I meant.

492
00:25:36.135 --> 00:25:38.102
-Isn't that
what happened tonight?

493
00:25:38.104 --> 00:25:41.238
Isn't that what happened?

494
00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:44.408
-Tonight you...

495
00:25:44.410 --> 00:25:46.877
You took me home.

496
00:25:51.149 --> 00:25:53.183
-And with that, I'm leaving.
-Where you going? Come on.

497
00:25:53.185 --> 00:25:54.485
No, come on.

498
00:25:54.487 --> 00:25:57.254
Let's just relax for a second
and talk.

499
00:25:57.256 --> 00:26:00.824
-Relax?!

500
00:26:00.826 --> 00:26:02.059
-I'm sorry,
but I can't let you leave.

501
00:26:02.061 --> 00:26:03.928
-Where is my dress?
-I don't know.

502
00:26:03.930 --> 00:26:06.330
We took it off in,
like, a big rush.

503
00:26:06.332 --> 00:26:07.565
-Turn around.

504
00:26:07.567 --> 00:26:08.999
Turn around, you perv!
God!

505
00:26:09.001 --> 00:26:11.168
-Okay, I saw it all anyway
like an hour ago.

506
00:26:11.170 --> 00:26:12.403
-Yeah, and then I tried
to kill myself.

507
00:26:12.405 --> 00:26:13.971
You do the math.

508
00:26:13.973 --> 00:26:16.073
-That's not why you tried
to kill yourself. Come on.

509
00:26:16.075 --> 00:26:19.243
-Oh, you know why?
You know why?

510
00:26:19.245 --> 00:26:21.579
-I've never gotten, you know,
that bad of a response.

511
00:26:21.581 --> 00:26:24.148
-Shut up.
Shut up. Shut your mouth.

512
00:26:24.150 --> 00:26:27.084
Zipper.
-I don't think that you should

513
00:26:27.086 --> 00:26:28.852
drive a car really.
-Zipper!

514
00:26:28.854 --> 00:26:30.754
-You took enough drugs
to take down an elephant.

515
00:26:30.756 --> 00:26:33.390
-I appreciate the comparison.
-I'm just saying,

516
00:26:33.392 --> 00:26:35.192
you think you should be
operating heavy machinery?

517
00:26:35.194 --> 00:26:36.427
-It's a dodge neon.

518
00:26:36.429 --> 00:26:38.162
It doesn't exactly qualify
as heavy machinery.

519
00:26:38.164 --> 00:26:40.064
-Anything that's got four wheels
and a motor like that,

520
00:26:40.066 --> 00:26:41.632
that's heavy machinery.
-You know what?

521
00:26:41.634 --> 00:26:44.268
Could you just -- fuck!

522
00:26:48.507 --> 00:26:50.074
I am fine.
-I didn't say --

523
00:26:50.076 --> 00:26:51.642
-i am fine. I am fine.
-I didn't say anything.

524
00:26:51.644 --> 00:26:54.144
You try hopping around
on one heel.

525
00:26:54.146 --> 00:26:56.513
-I just -- i-i don't think
that that's why you fell.

526
00:26:56.515 --> 00:26:59.083
-"I-i-i-i-i-i."

527
00:26:59.085 --> 00:27:00.217
Stupid idiot.

528
00:27:00.219 --> 00:27:03.053
-I don't -- I don't know --
-where's my bra?

529
00:27:03.055 --> 00:27:05.756
Where is my bra?

530
00:27:11.196 --> 00:27:13.364
-I'm serious.

531
00:27:13.366 --> 00:27:14.965
I can't let you leave.

532
00:27:14.967 --> 00:27:18.535
-Shut up.

533
00:27:18.537 --> 00:27:20.671
It's been real, kev.

534
00:27:20.673 --> 00:27:23.674
-You're not going anywhere.

535
00:27:23.676 --> 00:27:25.809
-High-five?
-I'm serious.

536
00:27:25.811 --> 00:27:27.011
-And I'm leaving.

537
00:27:27.013 --> 00:27:30.714
Get the -- you are such a pussy.

538
00:27:36.321 --> 00:27:38.856
-Hold on.

539
00:27:43.328 --> 00:27:47.364
I won't let you.

540
00:27:47.366 --> 00:27:49.967
-Kevin.

541
00:27:49.969 --> 00:27:53.470
Please don't get obsessed.

542
00:27:53.472 --> 00:27:55.673
It's just a one-night stand.

543
00:27:58.276 --> 00:28:00.444
You know --

544
00:28:00.446 --> 00:28:02.379
-damn it, Kevin,
what's so bad if she licks you?

545
00:28:02.381 --> 00:28:03.714
Hey!

546
00:28:03.716 --> 00:28:05.683
I will call the cops.
Do you hear me?

547
00:28:05.685 --> 00:28:07.084
-Do whatever
you got to do, dude.

548
00:28:07.086 --> 00:28:09.386
-I am serious. Don't get
in the car. Please.

549
00:28:09.388 --> 00:28:11.422
I'm begging you.
I was told to keep you here.

550
00:28:11.424 --> 00:28:15.626
Really, i-i-I'm running out
of options here. Please.

551
00:28:15.628 --> 00:28:17.761
Please, I am begging you, do not
put those keys in the ignition.

552
00:28:17.763 --> 00:28:19.329
Please do not put those keys
in the ignition.

553
00:28:19.331 --> 00:28:20.998
Don't start the car.
Don't start the car!

554
00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:22.232
Please!
Don't put it in reverse!

555
00:28:22.234 --> 00:28:23.701
I am begging you!
Do not back

556
00:28:23.703 --> 00:28:25.936
out of this driveway!
-Dude, let go!

557
00:28:25.938 --> 00:28:27.371
-Please.
I can help you.

558
00:28:27.373 --> 00:28:28.605
-Let go!
-I'm serious.

559
00:28:28.607 --> 00:28:29.840
Please just get out of the car.

560
00:28:29.842 --> 00:28:30.908
-You asked for it.

561
00:28:30.910 --> 00:28:32.342
-Please, I am begging you.

562
00:28:32.344 --> 00:28:34.244
Everything that --

563
00:28:34.246 --> 00:28:35.713
oh!

564
00:28:35.715 --> 00:28:37.681
-You asked for it!

565
00:28:37.683 --> 00:28:39.683
-Oh!

566
00:28:39.685 --> 00:28:43.353
Oh, my god! My eyes!

567
00:28:43.355 --> 00:28:45.889
-God damn it.

568
00:28:45.891 --> 00:28:48.492
-I've been nothing
but nice to you!

569
00:28:48.494 --> 00:28:51.762
This entire time!

570
00:28:51.764 --> 00:28:54.298
-I said to let go.

571
00:28:54.300 --> 00:28:56.900
-Oh! Ah!

572
00:28:56.902 --> 00:28:59.603
-Just get up.
-Oh, god!

573
00:28:59.605 --> 00:29:00.604
-Just...

574
00:29:00.606 --> 00:29:01.905
-It feels bad.

575
00:29:01.907 --> 00:29:04.575
It feels like it's really bad.
-Come on.

576
00:29:04.577 --> 00:29:06.777
I got to go, so let's just --
-it burns so bad.

577
00:29:06.779 --> 00:29:08.245
-Okay, you got to stop hunching.

578
00:29:08.247 --> 00:29:10.647
-I don't want to get hit
in the midsection with a corner.

579
00:29:10.649 --> 00:29:13.784
-It was -- okay.

580
00:29:13.786 --> 00:29:16.520
All right. Just hold on.
Oh, my god.

581
00:29:16.522 --> 00:29:19.723
-Oh, god.

582
00:29:19.725 --> 00:29:21.425
Oh, man, it burns so bad.

583
00:29:21.427 --> 00:29:23.393
-Well...

584
00:29:23.395 --> 00:29:25.395
-I'm gonna have to wear
two eye patches to work.

585
00:29:25.397 --> 00:29:27.731
-Nobody wears two eye patches.
Don't do that.

586
00:29:27.733 --> 00:29:29.833
-I think I caught my corneas
on the blades of grass.

587
00:29:29.835 --> 00:29:31.835
-Well, then why'd you
rub your eyes in it?

588
00:29:31.837 --> 00:29:33.270
-To get the burning --

589
00:29:33.272 --> 00:29:34.438
I can't open --

590
00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:35.973
-did -- did it work?
-I can't open my eyes.

591
00:29:35.975 --> 00:29:38.175
It burns my -- it burns my eyes.
-Oh, no.

592
00:29:38.177 --> 00:29:40.911
Oh, no. Let's do this.
-Does it look bad?

593
00:29:40.913 --> 00:29:44.615
--Does it look really bad?

594
00:29:44.617 --> 00:29:45.816
Does it look bad?

595
00:29:45.818 --> 00:29:47.985
Because I have to --
-it --

596
00:29:47.987 --> 00:29:50.487
-does it look crazy?

597
00:29:50.489 --> 00:29:53.157
-Yes.

598
00:29:53.159 --> 00:29:55.125
It doesn't look that bad.
It's okay.

599
00:29:55.127 --> 00:29:58.262
What?

600
00:29:58.264 --> 00:30:01.532
No, no, no. No.

601
00:30:01.534 --> 00:30:02.766
Hey!
-Hey, what?

602
00:30:02.768 --> 00:30:05.169
-Hey!
-Ah!

603
00:30:07.206 --> 00:30:09.807
Ah! Stop it.
-Give me the keys.

604
00:30:09.809 --> 00:30:11.308
Give me the keys.
Give me the keys.

605
00:30:11.310 --> 00:30:13.877
-Ow! Oh!
-Stepped on your foot.

606
00:30:13.879 --> 00:30:18.549
-I'm gonna put you in the sink
and wash you like a little baby.

607
00:30:18.551 --> 00:30:22.386
Get ready.

608
00:30:22.388 --> 00:30:25.756
-Ahh!
Are you fucking kidding me?!

609
00:30:36.267 --> 00:30:39.002
Fuck!

610
00:30:40.972 --> 00:30:44.208
You asshole!

611
00:30:44.210 --> 00:30:45.542
-Where you driving?
Wait.

612
00:30:45.544 --> 00:30:48.612
Easy.

613
00:30:48.614 --> 00:30:50.280
Ow!

614
00:30:50.282 --> 00:30:52.149
Oh!

615
00:30:52.151 --> 00:30:54.952
I wouldn't go in there.
-Fuck!

616
00:30:54.954 --> 00:30:57.120
-There's, like,
poison oak, coyotes,

617
00:30:57.122 --> 00:31:00.524
I heard there's a mountain lion,
like ticks and stuff.

618
00:31:00.526 --> 00:31:03.994
Oh!

619
00:31:03.996 --> 00:31:07.297
You want to --
you want to play scrabble?

620
00:31:09.334 --> 00:31:11.935
-Nerd.

621
00:31:14.739 --> 00:31:17.608
I don't care. I don't care.

622
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:30.020
-Hey. Hey, what are you doing?

623
00:31:30.022 --> 00:31:33.056
Hey. Are you crazy?
Are you insane?

624
00:31:33.058 --> 00:31:36.159
-I'm not driving,
so why the fuck not?

625
00:31:36.161 --> 00:31:38.295
Okay, okay, no, no, no, no.
You won't let me drink.

626
00:31:38.297 --> 00:31:40.430
You won't let me drive.
You won't let me sleep.

627
00:31:40.432 --> 00:31:42.799
You're getting a little
too controlling, kev.

628
00:31:42.801 --> 00:31:44.434
I don't like that in a guy,
okay?

629
00:31:44.436 --> 00:31:46.637
-I just don't think
you should be drinking whiskey

630
00:31:46.639 --> 00:31:47.971
after downing all those pills.

631
00:31:47.973 --> 00:31:49.439
-And I just don't think
i want to spend

632
00:31:49.441 --> 00:31:50.540
another second with you.

633
00:31:50.542 --> 00:31:51.975
-Well, I'm sorry about that,
but --

634
00:31:51.977 --> 00:31:53.143
-is this Peter?
-What?

635
00:31:53.145 --> 00:31:54.811
-This is Peter. This is Peter.

636
00:31:54.813 --> 00:31:56.546
-What are you talking about?
-Peter put you up to this.

637
00:31:56.548 --> 00:31:58.148
-That's crazy.
-Peter wanted you to babysit me,

638
00:31:58.150 --> 00:31:59.917
keep me here
so I don't do anything crazy.

639
00:31:59.919 --> 00:32:00.918
-I think you're
a little bit --

640
00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:02.486
- aah!

641
00:32:02.488 --> 00:32:04.021
I don't think
that you should be --

642
00:32:04.023 --> 00:32:05.222
-god, that guy is so good!

643
00:32:05.224 --> 00:32:06.623
He manipulated a little baby boy

644
00:32:06.625 --> 00:32:08.692
like you to take care
of the crazy Madeline!

645
00:32:08.694 --> 00:32:11.762
Volatile Madeline!
-Just don't want you to die.

646
00:32:11.764 --> 00:32:13.163
-Oh, you care about me now?

647
00:32:13.165 --> 00:32:14.831
-It's not caring or not.
-You care about me now?

648
00:32:14.833 --> 00:32:16.066
You have no ulterior motive

649
00:32:16.068 --> 00:32:17.334
to keep me here?
Get out of my way.

650
00:32:17.336 --> 00:32:18.735
-What ulterior motive
would I have?

651
00:32:18.737 --> 00:32:19.903
Why do you keep hitting me?!

652
00:32:19.905 --> 00:32:21.505
-You know
what I'm talking about.

653
00:32:21.507 --> 00:32:23.240
-No, I don't!
-I could do a lot of damage

654
00:32:23.242 --> 00:32:24.708
to will if I wanted to.

655
00:32:24.710 --> 00:32:26.243
-Oh, you could do damage?

656
00:32:26.245 --> 00:32:28.111
-Yes, I could.
-Who's gonna listen to you?

657
00:32:28.113 --> 00:32:29.646
-Um, for your information,
i have a friend

658
00:32:29.648 --> 00:32:31.982
at the<i> herald</i> who would be happy
to take my call.

659
00:32:31.984 --> 00:32:34.217
Do not laugh at me.

660
00:32:34.219 --> 00:32:37.688
-I want you to know that will
is beloved at the<i> herald.</i>

661
00:32:37.690 --> 00:32:39.589
-Oh, you are so condescending.
-And if there was ever

662
00:32:39.591 --> 00:32:41.325
a question of your word
versus his...

663
00:32:41.327 --> 00:32:43.527
-Oh, you are so condescending.
-...I would be shocked

664
00:32:43.529 --> 00:32:47.230
if anyone would even entertain
your side of the story.

665
00:32:47.232 --> 00:32:49.399
What is that?
-That's his dick.

666
00:32:49.401 --> 00:32:50.467
-Oh, man.

667
00:32:50.469 --> 00:32:52.536
Oh!

668
00:32:52.538 --> 00:32:54.271
There's no way
to prove that that's will.

669
00:32:54.273 --> 00:32:58.308
That could be anybody.
-Are you kidding?

670
00:32:58.310 --> 00:33:01.178
-Okay, yeah, in full body
it's will, but --

671
00:33:01.180 --> 00:33:02.846
oh, man, is he flexing?

672
00:33:02.848 --> 00:33:04.614
-He's so buff.

673
00:33:04.616 --> 00:33:06.116
This was around Christmas.

674
00:33:06.118 --> 00:33:08.251
-Oh, god, I'm never gonna
be able to unsee that.

675
00:33:08.253 --> 00:33:11.655
-He is gonna look so good
on sportscenter.

676
00:33:11.657 --> 00:33:14.257
Hey! Hey! Oh!

677
00:33:14.259 --> 00:33:16.560
Doesn't matter. They're
all saved to cloud, bitch.

678
00:33:16.562 --> 00:33:19.296
Idiot. That is the last time you
grab something out of my hand!

679
00:33:19.298 --> 00:33:21.031
-What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna destroy a man's

680
00:33:21.033 --> 00:33:23.066
life before the biggest game
of his career?

681
00:33:23.068 --> 00:33:24.468
-I'm sorry.

682
00:33:24.470 --> 00:33:25.936
What?

683
00:33:25.938 --> 00:33:27.337
I know he's your boss
and everything

684
00:33:27.339 --> 00:33:29.773
and you think
he's like super-cool, the man,

685
00:33:29.775 --> 00:33:30.941
but he did this to himself.

686
00:33:30.943 --> 00:33:32.442
-He is more than just my boss.

687
00:33:32.444 --> 00:33:35.045
I have bled silver and blue
since I was a little kid,

688
00:33:35.047 --> 00:33:37.014
and do you have any idea
what it would mean

689
00:33:37.016 --> 00:33:40.584
to bring a national championship
to this school, to this town?

690
00:33:40.586 --> 00:33:42.652
-He completely fucks over
his whole family

691
00:33:42.654 --> 00:33:44.955
and the only thing you can think
about is this stupid game?

692
00:33:44.957 --> 00:33:46.656
-This is will's personal life.

693
00:33:46.658 --> 00:33:49.059
You picked a pretty convenient
time to air some dirty laundry.

694
00:33:49.061 --> 00:33:50.927
-No, no, no.
I didn't have some grand scheme.

695
00:33:50.929 --> 00:33:53.430
I was walking into the ocean
with a pocketful of rocks

696
00:33:53.432 --> 00:33:55.198
and then your dumb ass
came along,

697
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:56.900
so if you're gonna make me live
this shitty life,

698
00:33:56.902 --> 00:33:58.168
then he's gonna do it, too!

699
00:33:58.170 --> 00:33:59.703
-That's a nice way
to live your life.

700
00:33:59.705 --> 00:34:02.039
I hope the universe gives back
what you put into it.

701
00:34:02.041 --> 00:34:03.673
-I didn't plan this.
I didn't want this.

702
00:34:03.675 --> 00:34:05.609
-Mm-hmm.
-All I wanted to do was to go

703
00:34:05.611 --> 00:34:08.011
to the banquet and talk to will.
-Yeah.

704
00:34:08.013 --> 00:34:11.181
-But Peter intercepted me
and he wouldn't let me do that.

705
00:34:11.183 --> 00:34:14.551
-What would you have
said to him?

706
00:34:14.553 --> 00:34:16.820
Hmm?

707
00:34:16.822 --> 00:34:18.955
I mean, so what?

708
00:34:18.957 --> 00:34:20.524
You banged once.

709
00:34:20.526 --> 00:34:22.059
He sent you a couple dick pics.

710
00:34:22.061 --> 00:34:25.529
That's what middle-aged guys do.

711
00:34:28.132 --> 00:34:31.068
-Wasn't only once.

712
00:34:31.070 --> 00:34:32.502
I know you think I'm this floozy

713
00:34:32.504 --> 00:34:34.571
that he just took home
for a one-night stand,

714
00:34:34.573 --> 00:34:37.607
but you could not be further
from the truth.

715
00:34:37.609 --> 00:34:42.079
-I don't think you're a floozy,
mostly because it's not 1923.

716
00:34:42.081 --> 00:34:43.447
-Oh, god.

717
00:34:43.449 --> 00:34:47.117
-And I know that I have no right
to know this.

718
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:48.485
I don't even know
why I'm asking.

719
00:34:48.487 --> 00:34:50.320
But...

720
00:34:50.322 --> 00:34:53.190
How long did it go on?

721
00:34:56.328 --> 00:34:59.596
Three -- three -- three weeks?

722
00:34:59.598 --> 00:35:01.731
-No.

723
00:35:01.733 --> 00:35:03.366
-Three months?

724
00:35:03.368 --> 00:35:05.068
-No.

725
00:35:05.070 --> 00:35:07.170
-God. Three years?

726
00:35:07.172 --> 00:35:09.139
Such a long time.

727
00:35:09.141 --> 00:35:11.341
-Yes, it is.

728
00:35:11.343 --> 00:35:12.676
-But he ended it, I guess.

729
00:35:12.678 --> 00:35:15.946
There's -- he knew
that what he had done,

730
00:35:15.948 --> 00:35:17.114
it was wrong.

731
00:35:17.116 --> 00:35:19.883
-Yeah, he ended it
by text message.

732
00:35:19.885 --> 00:35:21.184
-Oh, my god.

733
00:35:22.321 --> 00:35:24.554
It was a classy, classy move.

734
00:35:24.556 --> 00:35:28.291
-I'm sorry.
I've gotten one of those once.

735
00:35:28.293 --> 00:35:30.360
It's no fun.

736
00:35:30.362 --> 00:35:31.962
-What'd it say?

737
00:35:31.964 --> 00:35:34.764
-It said, "Kevin, I think
we should see other people.

738
00:35:34.766 --> 00:35:36.032
Frownie face."

739
00:35:36.034 --> 00:35:38.902
-Oh.

740
00:35:38.904 --> 00:35:41.104
That sucks.

741
00:35:41.106 --> 00:35:43.773
-Such a fucking idiot.

742
00:35:46.978 --> 00:35:50.380
I mean, the man preaches
integrity and accountability.

743
00:35:50.382 --> 00:35:54.518
And what? He's just --
he's just a fucking horndog.

744
00:35:54.520 --> 00:35:56.319
-Well, that's not fair.

745
00:35:56.321 --> 00:35:58.321
That's not accurate.

746
00:35:58.323 --> 00:36:00.557
We had more than just sex.

747
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:03.160
-It was more than just sex?
-Yeah.

748
00:36:03.162 --> 00:36:05.662
-Well, that makes me feel
a lot better.

749
00:36:05.664 --> 00:36:07.130
49-year-old man,

750
00:36:07.132 --> 00:36:10.800
girl who looks like you -- sure
you got the world to talk about.

751
00:36:10.802 --> 00:36:14.838
-Wow, you are exactly
like everyone in this town!

752
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.474
Everyone has the same attitude
about will.

753
00:36:17.476 --> 00:36:20.510
Will Campbell, coach.
That's it.

754
00:36:20.512 --> 00:36:23.914
-He's more than coach Campbell
to me. He's my mentor.

755
00:36:23.916 --> 00:36:25.949
-He's your mentor?

756
00:36:25.951 --> 00:36:27.751
I don't want to make you sad,

757
00:36:27.753 --> 00:36:30.887
but he's your mentor and you've
never even been in his house.

758
00:36:30.889 --> 00:36:33.623
You didn't even know
this was his house.

759
00:36:33.625 --> 00:36:35.525
He didn't invite you
to any of his cookouts?

760
00:36:35.527 --> 00:36:38.161
-I am one of three
video assistants, okay?

761
00:36:38.163 --> 00:36:41.031
It takes a lot to cultivate
that kind of relationship.

762
00:36:41.033 --> 00:36:43.466
But I know I do a good job
and I know that he has noticed,

763
00:36:43.468 --> 00:36:45.368
and we have talked
multiple times.

764
00:36:45.370 --> 00:36:47.037
-Buddy, buddy, buddy,
okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

765
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:50.106
Wait, wait, wait, hey.

766
00:36:50.108 --> 00:36:52.475
I completely get it.

767
00:36:52.477 --> 00:36:55.879
I know exactly the job
he does on people.

768
00:36:55.881 --> 00:36:58.381
Let me guess.
He looked you in the eye.

769
00:36:58.383 --> 00:37:02.552
He remembered your name,
little, like, details about you,

770
00:37:02.554 --> 00:37:08.592
he shook your hand.
He made you feel special, right?

771
00:37:08.594 --> 00:37:13.196
It is sick,
but he is so good at that.

772
00:37:13.198 --> 00:37:17.267
-Well, if he's so full of shit,
how come you liked him?

773
00:37:17.269 --> 00:37:19.202
-Because he didn't do that
to me.

774
00:37:19.204 --> 00:37:20.537
-Okay.
-He didn't.

775
00:37:20.539 --> 00:37:22.439
He never wore that mask
around me.

776
00:37:22.441 --> 00:37:24.441
-I'm sure you saw
the real will Campbell.

777
00:37:24.443 --> 00:37:25.809
-Actually, yes, I did.

778
00:37:25.811 --> 00:37:27.644
-You know he's been
married for 20 years.

779
00:37:27.646 --> 00:37:29.813
-And they've been on auto pilot
for at least half of that.

780
00:37:29.815 --> 00:37:32.582
-If Sarah knew, this whole thing
would be just...

781
00:37:32.584 --> 00:37:35.285
-She hasn't been
complaining so far.

782
00:37:35.287 --> 00:37:36.953
-Sarah knows?

783
00:37:36.955 --> 00:37:38.855
-With will's last contract
extension,

784
00:37:38.857 --> 00:37:43.126
it pays to turn a blind eye,
doesn't it?

785
00:37:43.128 --> 00:37:47.397
-My chest feels really tight.

786
00:37:47.399 --> 00:37:51.901
I think I'm having
a heart attack.

787
00:37:51.903 --> 00:37:53.236
-No, it's your left arm.

788
00:37:53.238 --> 00:37:55.005
-Yeah, yeah,
that's the one that hurts.

789
00:37:55.007 --> 00:37:57.040
-All right, you want a drink?

790
00:37:57.042 --> 00:37:58.308
-I've had too much to drink.

791
00:37:58.310 --> 00:37:59.576
-Because I could really
use a drink.

792
00:37:59.578 --> 00:38:00.810
-I think I need
like a baby aspirin.

793
00:38:00.812 --> 00:38:02.012
They say that --
-we're having drinks.

794
00:38:02.014 --> 00:38:04.514
I'm gonna get us some.

795
00:38:16.827 --> 00:38:19.062
-Good god.

796
00:38:19.064 --> 00:38:21.131
Will's wine is spectacular.

797
00:38:21.133 --> 00:38:24.100
-Mm-hmm.

798
00:38:24.102 --> 00:38:26.102
-You okay?

799
00:38:26.104 --> 00:38:31.308
You're not supposed
to be drinking that much.

800
00:38:31.310 --> 00:38:33.576
-Let's smoke weed.
-No.

801
00:38:33.578 --> 00:38:35.745
-You want to smoke weed?
-No!

802
00:38:35.747 --> 00:38:36.946
-Yeah.

803
00:38:36.948 --> 00:38:39.716
-No!

804
00:38:39.718 --> 00:38:41.318
Can we please get out of here?

805
00:38:41.320 --> 00:38:44.521
-She's 16. She's got weed.
That's a law.

806
00:38:44.523 --> 00:38:46.823
-This is creeping me out.

807
00:38:46.825 --> 00:38:48.992
- Ooh.

808
00:38:48.994 --> 00:38:52.095
-Ooh, what?

809
00:38:52.097 --> 00:38:53.196
-It's a little guitar.

810
00:38:53.198 --> 00:38:54.364
-I think it's a violin.

811
00:38:54.366 --> 00:38:57.467
-I know it's a violin.
My god.

812
00:38:57.469 --> 00:38:59.135
-Please don't.
What are you gonna do with that?

813
00:38:59.137 --> 00:39:04.974
-I'm gonna roll it up and I'm
gonna smoke it like a doobie.

814
00:39:12.083 --> 00:39:14.617
You want to see something cool?

815
00:39:17.522 --> 00:39:19.289
-Super weird.

816
00:39:19.291 --> 00:39:21.057
-Oh, my god.
Sorry.

817
00:39:21.059 --> 00:39:22.826
-Can we get out of this room
now, please?

818
00:39:22.828 --> 00:39:24.260
-Ooh, darts!

819
00:39:24.262 --> 00:39:26.663
-You know, for someone who took
a whole shit-ton of Xanax,

820
00:39:26.665 --> 00:39:28.064
you're bouncing off the walls.

821
00:39:28.066 --> 00:39:30.300
-You see this?
That's some harsh shit.

822
00:39:30.302 --> 00:39:32.035
What do you think
that bitch did?

823
00:39:32.037 --> 00:39:33.503
-Who cares?
Let's go.

824
00:39:33.505 --> 00:39:35.105
-What do you mean, who cares?
-I mean who cares.

825
00:39:35.107 --> 00:39:36.439
Stop -- ow!

826
00:39:36.441 --> 00:39:39.776
Who hands darts
with the needles -- ow!

827
00:39:39.778 --> 00:39:42.412
Fuck! Shit!

828
00:39:42.414 --> 00:39:44.414
-You're out of
your fucking mind!

829
00:39:44.416 --> 00:39:47.884
- I'm just a little tired.

830
00:39:50.589 --> 00:39:52.288
-Come on. Let's get
out of this room, please.

831
00:39:52.290 --> 00:39:54.057
-No, let's play.
-I don't want to play.

832
00:39:54.059 --> 00:39:56.726
-Why?
You afraid I'm gonna beat you?

833
00:39:56.728 --> 00:39:58.561
-Okay, we'll play one game.
-Oh, okay.

834
00:39:58.563 --> 00:40:00.597
-This sock will be the line.

835
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:02.966
I'm gonna play
standard scoring rules, okay?

836
00:40:02.968 --> 00:40:04.434
-Oh, my god.
-We'll just go by the bars.

837
00:40:04.436 --> 00:40:05.535
-Why are you so serious
all of a sudden?

838
00:40:05.537 --> 00:40:06.836
Why can't we just play

839
00:40:06.838 --> 00:40:08.204
whoever hits
the bull's-eye first wins?

840
00:40:08.206 --> 00:40:10.273
-Because we'll be here all night
if we do that.

841
00:40:10.275 --> 00:40:11.908
-You'll be here all night.

842
00:40:11.910 --> 00:40:14.711
I won't.

843
00:40:14.713 --> 00:40:16.780
-Dang.
Good shot.

844
00:40:16.782 --> 00:40:20.316
-Thanks.

845
00:40:20.318 --> 00:40:21.985
Shit!

846
00:40:21.987 --> 00:40:24.220
T-t-t-the board is clearly
not flush to the wall,

847
00:40:24.222 --> 00:40:26.289
making it very difficult
to catch a good angle.

848
00:40:26.291 --> 00:40:27.657
-Okay, it's not regulation?

849
00:40:27.659 --> 00:40:28.691
-It's not.
It's bullshit.

850
00:40:28.693 --> 00:40:30.527
-Okay.
-It's not fair.

851
00:40:30.529 --> 00:40:34.030
-Is this why the whole team
left you behind?

852
00:40:34.032 --> 00:40:37.767
-What's that supposed to mean?
-I mean, they're all in L.A.

853
00:40:37.769 --> 00:40:39.369
The big game is four days away

854
00:40:39.371 --> 00:40:42.138
and you're here playing darts
with me.

855
00:40:42.140 --> 00:40:44.207
-I don't have to physically
be with the team

856
00:40:44.209 --> 00:40:45.975
to show my worth or contribute.

857
00:40:45.977 --> 00:40:48.445
Thank you, though.

858
00:40:48.447 --> 00:40:51.181
-What do you do then?

859
00:40:51.183 --> 00:40:53.583
-I go through hours of high
school players' video footage

860
00:40:53.585 --> 00:40:55.285
and then I take notes --
-you jerk off on it?

861
00:40:55.287 --> 00:40:58.621
-And I give the notes about the
exceptional players to Peter.

862
00:40:58.623 --> 00:41:00.957
-Hmm.
-Fuck!

863
00:41:00.959 --> 00:41:02.158
Man!

864
00:41:02.160 --> 00:41:05.528
I've never -- I've never shot
this poorly.

865
00:41:05.530 --> 00:41:07.797
-Boom! She's gonna feel that
in the morning,

866
00:41:07.799 --> 00:41:09.499
that Chelsea.
-Who's Chelsea?

867
00:41:09.501 --> 00:41:11.935
-I named her Chelsea because
there's this really mean cunt

868
00:41:11.937 --> 00:41:14.037
that I went to high school with,
and she looks just like her.

869
00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:17.106
-I never had any drama
in high school.

870
00:41:17.108 --> 00:41:18.775
-You mean you never got laid
in high school?

871
00:41:18.777 --> 00:41:21.377
-I mean I was a heavier --
i was --

872
00:41:21.379 --> 00:41:23.513
I weighed a lot more, so...

873
00:41:23.515 --> 00:41:26.516
-How heavy can you get?

874
00:41:26.518 --> 00:41:29.252
-Are you done?

875
00:41:29.254 --> 00:41:31.521
-Can -- can I -- yeah, I'm done.

876
00:41:31.523 --> 00:41:34.524
-Just take a shot.

877
00:41:34.526 --> 00:41:36.125
Aah! Aah!
-That's bullshit.

878
00:41:36.127 --> 00:41:37.360
You were over the line.

879
00:41:37.362 --> 00:41:38.695
I'm sorry.
You're way over.

880
00:41:38.697 --> 00:41:40.263
-No, I wasn't.
-Look where your feet are.

881
00:41:40.265 --> 00:41:41.898
-I was going by that one.
-Why would you go that by sock?

882
00:41:41.900 --> 00:41:43.800
That sock's three feet closer,
and we were --

883
00:41:43.802 --> 00:41:46.169
-you said the sock.
You said stand behind the sock.

884
00:41:46.171 --> 00:41:48.671
You didn't specify which -- hey!

885
00:41:48.673 --> 00:41:51.407
You just can't handle
that I beat you.

886
00:41:51.409 --> 00:41:52.542
-I can handle that you beat me

887
00:41:52.544 --> 00:41:54.043
if you can handle
that you cheated.

888
00:41:54.045 --> 00:41:55.578
-I -- okay, fine.

889
00:41:55.580 --> 00:41:56.779
Whatever helps you sleep
at night, but I won.

890
00:41:56.781 --> 00:41:57.947
-I'll sleep fine at night

891
00:41:57.949 --> 00:41:59.949
knowing that I won
fair and square,

892
00:41:59.951 --> 00:42:01.451
because that's how we do it
at Allen state.

893
00:42:01.453 --> 00:42:02.952
-Oh, my god.

894
00:42:02.954 --> 00:42:05.788
Don't tell me
you actually believe

895
00:42:05.790 --> 00:42:07.390
in all of will's bullshit.

896
00:42:07.392 --> 00:42:08.858
-Yeah, I actually do.

897
00:42:08.860 --> 00:42:11.094
I wouldn't have
gone into coaching if I didn't.

898
00:42:11.096 --> 00:42:12.862
-That's how you got
into coaching?

899
00:42:12.864 --> 00:42:14.130
I thought it was
because you couldn't play.

900
00:42:14.132 --> 00:42:17.133
-I could have played.
-What? Kicker?

901
00:42:17.135 --> 00:42:18.801
I don't think
they let fatties kick the ball.

902
00:42:18.803 --> 00:42:20.169
-Are you just gonna give
me shit all night,

903
00:42:20.171 --> 00:42:21.704
or do you want
me to answer your question?

904
00:42:21.706 --> 00:42:23.907
-Can we do both?

905
00:42:23.909 --> 00:42:26.142
All right.
Answer my question.

906
00:42:26.144 --> 00:42:27.443
-Well, if you must know,

907
00:42:27.445 --> 00:42:29.379
I was actually in the stadium
during the mud bowl.

908
00:42:29.381 --> 00:42:31.180
-I don't know what that is,
but it sounds gross.

909
00:42:31.182 --> 00:42:32.382
-You don't know
what the mud bowl is?

910
00:42:32.384 --> 00:42:33.616
-No, I don't like football.

911
00:42:33.618 --> 00:42:34.918
I told you.
I think it's barbaric.

912
00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:36.352
-What do you and will
talk about?

913
00:42:36.354 --> 00:42:38.588
-History, politics.

914
00:42:38.590 --> 00:42:39.822
We covered a lot.

915
00:42:39.824 --> 00:42:41.491
-And you never went over
the mud bowl?

916
00:42:41.493 --> 00:42:44.827
-No. God.
Mud bowl, mud bowl, mud bowl.

917
00:42:44.829 --> 00:42:46.663
You obviously want to tell me
about the mud bowl.

918
00:42:46.665 --> 00:42:49.866
-No, I don't want to tell you
if you're gonna be like that.

919
00:42:49.868 --> 00:42:52.735
-Will you please tell me
about the mud bowl?

920
00:42:52.737 --> 00:42:54.771
-It was awesome.

921
00:42:54.773 --> 00:42:57.307
I was 14 years old.

922
00:42:57.309 --> 00:43:00.009
My dad took me to the game.
My first time in the stadium.

923
00:43:00.011 --> 00:43:01.811
It's will's first year
as the head coach,

924
00:43:01.813 --> 00:43:03.079
and it is pouring rain.

925
00:43:03.081 --> 00:43:04.814
And at this time,
we're like a cupcake game

926
00:43:04.816 --> 00:43:06.316
on major program schedules.

927
00:43:06.318 --> 00:43:08.217
You know what I mean?
Just so they can get a "w,"

928
00:43:08.219 --> 00:43:09.485
keep they're ranking high.

929
00:43:09.487 --> 00:43:12.589
Notre dame comes in ranked
number one in the nation.

930
00:43:12.591 --> 00:43:15.892
We go toe-to-toe with them
the entire game.

931
00:43:15.894 --> 00:43:18.761
Fourth quarter, we're down
by a touchdown, a minute left.

932
00:43:18.763 --> 00:43:20.430
We're on our own 4 yard line.

933
00:43:20.432 --> 00:43:21.764
We have to drive
the entire field.

934
00:43:21.766 --> 00:43:23.366
We have no time-outs.

935
00:43:23.368 --> 00:43:25.234
How do we do it?
Methodically.

936
00:43:25.236 --> 00:43:26.936
They're in a dime package,
and will knows that.

937
00:43:26.938 --> 00:43:28.605
There's no need
to try to go over the top.

938
00:43:28.607 --> 00:43:32.442
So everything's a quick drop,
short outs, crossing patterns.

939
00:43:32.444 --> 00:43:33.977
If you catch the ball
within the hash marks,

940
00:43:33.979 --> 00:43:35.511
you got to get out of bounds
right away.

941
00:43:35.513 --> 00:43:36.946
We score.

942
00:43:36.948 --> 00:43:39.282
A normal coach --
just kick the extra point,

943
00:43:39.284 --> 00:43:40.650
we'll deal with it in overtime,
right?

944
00:43:40.652 --> 00:43:42.018
We have the momentum.
Not will.

945
00:43:42.020 --> 00:43:44.721
Will calls an end-around
to Marcus Freeman,

946
00:43:44.723 --> 00:43:46.623
who everybody knows
is gonna get the ball

947
00:43:46.625 --> 00:43:47.991
and try to run it
to the end zone.

948
00:43:47.993 --> 00:43:50.593
They've got 10 in the box
stacked against him.

949
00:43:50.595 --> 00:43:51.828
What does Marcus do?

950
00:43:51.830 --> 00:43:53.396
He throws across his body

951
00:43:53.398 --> 00:43:56.933
to a wide-open receiver
in the corner of the end zone.

952
00:43:56.935 --> 00:43:58.735
Two-point conversion good.

953
00:43:58.737 --> 00:44:04.374
The greatest football call in
the history of football calls.

954
00:44:04.376 --> 00:44:05.541
-Wow.

955
00:44:05.543 --> 00:44:07.677
-Yeah.

956
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.946
-So, did they win?
-Yeah, we won!

957
00:44:09.948 --> 00:44:11.948
That was the game
that put Allen state on the map.

958
00:44:11.950 --> 00:44:13.316
-So, what?
You got obsessed

959
00:44:13.318 --> 00:44:15.585
with like a bunch
of 20-year-old neanderthals?

960
00:44:15.587 --> 00:44:17.620
Live vicariously through them?
-I know it sounds crazy,

961
00:44:17.622 --> 00:44:21.057
but this is really important
to a lot of people, to me.

962
00:44:21.059 --> 00:44:23.559
If we lose,
i get depressed for like a week.

963
00:44:23.561 --> 00:44:25.428
-That's what makes you sad?

964
00:44:25.430 --> 00:44:26.763
A football game?

965
00:44:26.765 --> 00:44:28.097
-Will has done a lot
for this community.

966
00:44:28.099 --> 00:44:29.532
He's done a lot for the school.

967
00:44:29.534 --> 00:44:31.801
He has created jobs.
He has helped the economy.

968
00:44:31.803 --> 00:44:33.403
He built
the youth builders program.

969
00:44:33.405 --> 00:44:36.172
-You can say that about
literally every single coach.

970
00:44:36.174 --> 00:44:38.107
All he did was win a few games.
-It's not just that.

971
00:44:38.109 --> 00:44:40.243
Like, my -- my dad and I,
we didn't talk very much,

972
00:44:40.245 --> 00:44:42.078
but every Saturday
we were able to order pizza,

973
00:44:42.080 --> 00:44:44.280
sit on the couch,
and be in each other's presence

974
00:44:44.282 --> 00:44:46.149
while we watched the game.
-Oh, my god. Wait.

975
00:44:46.151 --> 00:44:48.418
Two men eating pizza,
watching football?

976
00:44:48.420 --> 00:44:50.787
Everybody does that.
Will didn't create that.

977
00:44:50.789 --> 00:44:52.855
Don't idolize him.
He's just a guy.

978
00:44:52.857 --> 00:44:55.158
-And to you, he's just a guy?

979
00:44:55.160 --> 00:44:56.726
-Yeah.

980
00:44:56.728 --> 00:44:59.228
-So, it wasn't the power?

981
00:44:59.230 --> 00:45:01.330
-The power?

982
00:45:01.332 --> 00:45:03.399
No.

983
00:45:03.401 --> 00:45:06.369
You don't know
what you're talking about.

984
00:45:06.371 --> 00:45:10.907
-So, please, enlighten me.

985
00:45:12.810 --> 00:45:14.010
Enlighten me.

986
00:45:14.012 --> 00:45:16.512
-Mnh-mnh.
-Come on.

987
00:45:16.514 --> 00:45:20.416
-Mnh-mnh.

988
00:45:20.418 --> 00:45:22.685
Well, I didn't even know
who he was when we met.

989
00:45:22.687 --> 00:45:24.687
-Really?

990
00:45:24.689 --> 00:45:25.922
-Really.

991
00:45:25.924 --> 00:45:27.690
-You didn't know
who will Campbell was?

992
00:45:27.692 --> 00:45:29.625
-No.
I'd only lived here for a year.

993
00:45:29.627 --> 00:45:32.328
And I already told you I don't
give a rat's ass about football.

994
00:45:32.330 --> 00:45:34.497
-Okay.
-He used to come into my bar

995
00:45:34.499 --> 00:45:38.534
after work every day and sneak
into a booth in the back,

996
00:45:38.536 --> 00:45:43.706
order a Sam Adams and work
on his fantasy novel,

997
00:45:43.708 --> 00:45:45.141
and I think that's really --

998
00:45:45.143 --> 00:45:47.777
-I'm sorry.

999
00:45:47.779 --> 00:45:49.779
Did you say fantasy novel?

1000
00:45:49.781 --> 00:45:51.180
-Yes, I did.

1001
00:45:51.182 --> 00:45:54.383
-With like wizards,
like elves and fairies?

1002
00:45:54.385 --> 00:45:57.120
-There were no fairies, okay?
-Like minotaurs?

1003
00:45:57.122 --> 00:45:57.987
-No.

1004
00:45:57.989 --> 00:45:59.655
-Like half-man, half-tigers?

1005
00:45:59.657 --> 00:46:01.257
-See, this attitude right here,

1006
00:46:01.259 --> 00:46:03.392
this is why
he never told anyone --

1007
00:46:03.394 --> 00:46:05.394
because of annoying stuff
like this.

1008
00:46:05.396 --> 00:46:06.829
-What was it called?

1009
00:46:06.831 --> 00:46:08.331
-There's no way
I'm telling you that.

1010
00:46:08.333 --> 00:46:09.866
-Why?
-Because you're gonna make fun

1011
00:46:09.868 --> 00:46:11.267
of it, and then
I'm gonna get mad,

1012
00:46:11.269 --> 00:46:12.769
and then I'm gonna punch you,
and I'm tired.

1013
00:46:12.771 --> 00:46:14.270
I don't want to do that
right now.

1014
00:46:14.272 --> 00:46:16.105
-Fine. I won't make fun of it.
I won't laugh at it.

1015
00:46:16.107 --> 00:46:18.975
I won't even --
i won't make a peep.

1016
00:46:18.977 --> 00:46:22.211
Just tell me the title.

1017
00:46:22.213 --> 00:46:24.147
-"The keepers of galnorea."

1018
00:46:24.149 --> 00:46:26.816
- You kidding me?

1019
00:46:26.818 --> 00:46:28.117
What was it about?

1020
00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:30.353
Wizards who get gonorrhea?

1021
00:46:30.355 --> 00:46:32.221
-It's a bad title.
I asked him to change it.

1022
00:46:32.223 --> 00:46:34.223
He didn't want to change it.

1023
00:46:34.225 --> 00:46:41.297
-So, how do you go from talking
about dragons with stds to...

1024
00:46:43.433 --> 00:46:44.867
-What?
-To being --

1025
00:46:44.869 --> 00:46:47.036
to being in-- inti--

1026
00:46:47.038 --> 00:46:48.571
to, like, having whatever --

1027
00:46:48.573 --> 00:46:50.640
-to having sex?

1028
00:46:50.642 --> 00:46:52.775
-Yes.

1029
00:46:52.777 --> 00:46:54.977
-He gave me a ride home
one night.

1030
00:46:54.979 --> 00:46:57.079
And he invited himself up.

1031
00:46:57.081 --> 00:46:58.848
He said we didn't have to have
sex because he was married

1032
00:46:58.850 --> 00:47:01.717
and whatever,
but I knew what that meant,

1033
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:04.654
so I fucked his brains out
anyway.

1034
00:47:04.656 --> 00:47:07.089
-Well, I guess everyone
got what they wanted.

1035
00:47:07.091 --> 00:47:09.258
-Oh, god, you're so judgmental.
-I'm not judging.

1036
00:47:09.260 --> 00:47:11.260
-You know,
i dated a lot of mean guys,

1037
00:47:11.262 --> 00:47:15.598
and he's the only one who didn't
actively make me hate myself.

1038
00:47:15.600 --> 00:47:17.300
-Yeah.

1039
00:47:17.302 --> 00:47:22.839
He just made you want
to kill yourself.

1040
00:47:22.841 --> 00:47:24.207
I'm sorry.
-Goodbye.

1041
00:47:24.209 --> 00:47:27.844
-No. That was not cool.

1042
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:31.447
I didn't mean it.

1043
00:47:31.449 --> 00:47:33.683
-It's fine.
-No, it's not fine.

1044
00:47:33.685 --> 00:47:35.618
-No, really, it's fine.

1045
00:47:35.620 --> 00:47:37.086
I didn't even get that right.

1046
00:47:37.088 --> 00:47:39.689
I fucked up at fucking up.

1047
00:47:39.691 --> 00:47:41.791
That's good.
-No.

1048
00:47:41.793 --> 00:47:44.293
-That's good.

1049
00:47:44.295 --> 00:47:47.730
-I am positive that if you
get another shot at it,

1050
00:47:47.732 --> 00:47:51.067
you're gonna nail it.

1051
00:47:51.069 --> 00:47:53.269
Just dead on impact.

1052
00:47:53.271 --> 00:47:54.971
I'm assuming you jump
from something.

1053
00:47:54.973 --> 00:47:56.839
- That's very mean.

1054
00:47:56.841 --> 00:47:59.809
-Seriously,
i believe in you in that.

1055
00:47:59.811 --> 00:48:02.044
-Thank you.

1056
00:48:02.046 --> 00:48:03.779
-Did you really want to do it?

1057
00:48:03.781 --> 00:48:05.648
For real?

1058
00:48:05.650 --> 00:48:08.317
-That was the plan.
For real.

1059
00:48:09.686 --> 00:48:12.588
I bought those pills
off some sketchy dude downtown.

1060
00:48:12.590 --> 00:48:15.458
-Mort Stevens.
-Yeah, I don't
think he was mort.

1061
00:48:15.460 --> 00:48:17.526
-How do you know? Could have
been -- anybody could be a mort.

1062
00:48:17.528 --> 00:48:20.563
That's racist.

1063
00:48:20.565 --> 00:48:22.331
-Touché.

1064
00:48:22.333 --> 00:48:26.469
Anyway, I had those pills,
and I kept chickening out,

1065
00:48:26.471 --> 00:48:31.173
so I decided that I would come
to the banquet.

1066
00:48:31.175 --> 00:48:32.675
I knew tonight
was the last night

1067
00:48:32.677 --> 00:48:35.344
that I'd be able to talk to will
before he goes to L.A.

1068
00:48:35.346 --> 00:48:39.916
So I snuck in there and I guess
i was hoping

1069
00:48:39.918 --> 00:48:45.588
he was gonna talk me out of it,
but that didn't really happen.

1070
00:48:45.590 --> 00:48:49.492
-And then you picked me up
at the bar?

1071
00:48:49.494 --> 00:48:50.893
-No.

1072
00:48:50.895 --> 00:48:53.229
-Well, I wasn't hitting on you.
-Say that so casually,

1073
00:48:53.231 --> 00:48:55.031
like it's the truth?
That's not the truth.

1074
00:48:55.033 --> 00:48:56.899
-Well, what is the truth?
-You hit on me.

1075
00:48:56.901 --> 00:48:58.601
-I did not do anything
like that.

1076
00:48:58.603 --> 00:49:00.970
-You complimented my bag.
You said, "hey, nice bag."

1077
00:49:00.972 --> 00:49:04.407
-Well, it was nice,
and I was being nice.

1078
00:49:04.409 --> 00:49:06.742
-You wanted to get
into my pants.

1079
00:49:06.744 --> 00:49:08.711
-You were wearing a dress.

1080
00:49:08.713 --> 00:49:10.713
-Come on.

1081
00:49:10.715 --> 00:49:13.649
-Fine. I was hitting on you.

1082
00:49:13.651 --> 00:49:15.685
But you were the one that said
you wanted to take me home.

1083
00:49:15.687 --> 00:49:18.688
-Well, yeah, once I realized
who you worked for,

1084
00:49:18.690 --> 00:49:20.122
I thought it'd be
an extra little "fuck you"

1085
00:49:20.124 --> 00:49:24.393
to bang you in will's bed.

1086
00:49:24.395 --> 00:49:26.595
-Thank you.

1087
00:49:26.597 --> 00:49:28.631
-Sorry.
-No.

1088
00:49:28.633 --> 00:49:30.266
It's fine.

1089
00:49:30.268 --> 00:49:33.235
-I'm a terrible person.

1090
00:49:34.571 --> 00:49:36.806
And now the one solid thing
in my life

1091
00:49:36.808 --> 00:49:39.542
has completely abandoned me.

1092
00:49:39.544 --> 00:49:43.245
-Will was the one solid thing
in your life?

1093
00:49:43.247 --> 00:49:46.816
-You know he was gonna
leave Sarah.

1094
00:49:46.818 --> 00:49:47.917
-Oh.

1095
00:49:47.919 --> 00:49:49.785
Yeah. I'm that girl.

1096
00:49:49.787 --> 00:49:54.156
I'm that girl.

1097
00:49:54.158 --> 00:49:57.760
Hey, he seduced both of us.

1098
00:49:57.762 --> 00:49:59.295
-Yeah.

1099
00:49:59.297 --> 00:50:02.765
Except I only
let him fuck me once.

1100
00:50:02.767 --> 00:50:06.268
Twice if you count the one time
i let him finish in my mouth.

1101
00:50:06.270 --> 00:50:07.737
-Oh!

1102
00:50:07.739 --> 00:50:09.105
-I had to. He was my boss.

1103
00:50:12.010 --> 00:50:13.709
-Yeah.

1104
00:50:13.711 --> 00:50:16.979
It was a wise business decision.

1105
00:50:16.981 --> 00:50:18.314
-You still sleepy?

1106
00:50:18.316 --> 00:50:21.784
-I'm the most sleepiest
of all times.

1107
00:50:21.786 --> 00:50:23.953
-Let's go outside.
-No.

1108
00:50:23.955 --> 00:50:25.321
-Come on.
Let's get some fresh air.

1109
00:50:25.323 --> 00:50:26.689
-There is airs in here.

1110
00:50:26.691 --> 00:50:28.324
-You can have
one of your cigarettes.

1111
00:50:28.326 --> 00:50:29.959
By the way, you should switch
to e-cigarettes.

1112
00:50:29.961 --> 00:50:31.627
I've read a bunch of articles
that say it's better for you

1113
00:50:31.629 --> 00:50:33.162
and it looks cool.
-Will you forward them to me?

1114
00:50:33.164 --> 00:50:34.330
Thank you.
-Yeah, no problem.

1115
00:50:34.332 --> 00:50:35.531
Come on.
Let's go outside.

1116
00:50:35.533 --> 00:50:38.334
-No.

1117
00:50:38.336 --> 00:50:40.936
-Come on.

1118
00:50:40.938 --> 00:50:42.571
-Okay.

1119
00:50:42.573 --> 00:50:44.006
-Let's go.
-You got it, buster.

1120
00:50:44.008 --> 00:50:45.374
-I won't even drag you.

1121
00:50:45.376 --> 00:50:46.909
-Thank you,
'cause you hurt me last time.

1122
00:50:46.911 --> 00:50:47.943
-I know.
I'm sorry about that.

1123
00:50:47.945 --> 00:50:49.345
I felt it -- I felt it --

1124
00:50:49.347 --> 00:50:52.581
-you've been
throwing me around all night.

1125
00:50:55.352 --> 00:50:57.753
-Why don't we go
in the pool, huh?

1126
00:50:57.755 --> 00:51:00.356
-Fuck no.
It's freezing. Are you crazy?

1127
00:51:00.358 --> 00:51:02.158
-What do you mean?
These conditions are perfect.

1128
00:51:02.160 --> 00:51:05.628
-Yeah, looks positively balmy.

1129
00:51:05.630 --> 00:51:08.497
-Ideal.

1130
00:51:08.499 --> 00:51:11.000
-It's too cold.
-I love going in bodies of water

1131
00:51:11.002 --> 00:51:14.336
when you can see
your own breath.

1132
00:51:14.338 --> 00:51:15.704
-Do you?

1133
00:51:15.706 --> 00:51:18.774
-Oh, yeah.

1134
00:51:18.776 --> 00:51:21.944
So, what -- what --
you're a bartender, right?

1135
00:51:21.946 --> 00:51:23.712
-Yep.

1136
00:51:23.714 --> 00:51:25.414
-What's the five-year plan
there?

1137
00:51:25.416 --> 00:51:27.716
-Oh, my god. What are you?
My guidance counselor?

1138
00:51:27.718 --> 00:51:29.819
-No, I just want to know.

1139
00:51:29.821 --> 00:51:32.221
-I don't have a plan.

1140
00:51:32.223 --> 00:51:33.689
I was never very good
at planning.

1141
00:51:33.691 --> 00:51:34.890
-What are you good at?

1142
00:51:34.892 --> 00:51:38.794
-I don't know, man.
Blowjobs.

1143
00:51:38.796 --> 00:51:42.131
-Yeah, you're good at those.

1144
00:51:42.133 --> 00:51:46.402
-I rest my case.

1145
00:51:46.404 --> 00:51:48.137
-You play a nice violin.

1146
00:51:48.139 --> 00:51:50.673
-I gave that up in the ninth
grade along with debate club

1147
00:51:50.675 --> 00:51:51.674
and my virginity.

1148
00:51:51.676 --> 00:51:52.908
-You write really nicely.

1149
00:51:52.910 --> 00:51:54.410
-How would you know that?

1150
00:51:54.412 --> 00:51:56.579
-That suicide note
really flowed.

1151
00:51:56.581 --> 00:52:00.149
-It was mostly bumper
sticker wisdom, you know.

1152
00:52:00.151 --> 00:52:02.485
I have a gift.

1153
00:52:02.487 --> 00:52:06.422
What about you?
What's your plan?

1154
00:52:06.424 --> 00:52:09.191
-Well, I hope to get
a graduate assistant position

1155
00:52:09.193 --> 00:52:10.626
in a few years,
then maybe move up

1156
00:52:10.628 --> 00:52:12.428
to an assistant coach
on will's staff.

1157
00:52:12.430 --> 00:52:14.830
Then after that hopefully parlay
it into a head coaching gig

1158
00:52:14.832 --> 00:52:19.034
somewhere at a small school
that I can make some noise,

1159
00:52:19.036 --> 00:52:20.269
just like will did.

1160
00:52:20.271 --> 00:52:24.340
-Like will,
like will, like will.

1161
00:52:24.342 --> 00:52:25.608
If you're not careful,
you're gonna waste

1162
00:52:25.610 --> 00:52:27.209
your whole life
on that stupid game.

1163
00:52:27.211 --> 00:52:29.211
-It's not stupid.

1164
00:52:29.213 --> 00:52:31.180
Hundreds of players
will tell you

1165
00:52:31.182 --> 00:52:33.449
that will is like
a father to them.

1166
00:52:33.451 --> 00:52:35.217
That means something.

1167
00:52:39.323 --> 00:52:40.990
I'm good at cooking.

1168
00:52:40.992 --> 00:52:42.424
-That's cool.

1169
00:52:42.426 --> 00:52:43.859
-Don't patronize me.

1170
00:52:43.861 --> 00:52:46.228
-No, I think that's awesome.
You should like --

1171
00:52:46.230 --> 00:52:47.463
-don't say it.
-What?

1172
00:52:47.465 --> 00:52:49.732
-"You should open up
a restaurant."

1173
00:52:49.734 --> 00:52:50.966
That's you.

1174
00:52:50.968 --> 00:52:52.635
-Spot-on impression of me.

1175
00:52:52.637 --> 00:52:54.203
-Right?

1176
00:52:54.205 --> 00:52:57.339
-You're good at impressions.

1177
00:52:57.341 --> 00:52:59.642
So what's your specialty?
-Jack Nicholson.

1178
00:52:59.644 --> 00:53:03.612
-I meant what's your,
like, recipe?

1179
00:53:03.614 --> 00:53:04.914
-Are we still talking
about this?

1180
00:53:04.916 --> 00:53:07.349
-I'm interested.
-What is<i> your</i> specialty?

1181
00:53:07.351 --> 00:53:10.219
-Chinese takeout.
I crush it every time.

1182
00:53:10.221 --> 00:53:11.353
-Good one.
-Come on.

1183
00:53:11.355 --> 00:53:12.421
I'm serious.
I want to know.

1184
00:53:12.423 --> 00:53:13.622
I watch a lot of cooking shows.

1185
00:53:13.624 --> 00:53:16.358
-I don't have, like,
a specialty.

1186
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:18.360
I don't make one thing,
you know.

1187
00:53:18.362 --> 00:53:20.429
I just -- I can whip up a meal

1188
00:53:20.431 --> 00:53:22.231
with anything
you have in your cupboards.

1189
00:53:22.233 --> 00:53:23.599
That's my jam.

1190
00:53:23.601 --> 00:53:26.802
-So you're like a food genie.

1191
00:53:26.804 --> 00:53:29.271
-No, but just something

1192
00:53:29.273 --> 00:53:30.906
me and my friends
do every once in awhile.

1193
00:53:30.908 --> 00:53:32.942
Like I'll make the food and
they'll bring the booze 'cause

1194
00:53:32.944 --> 00:53:35.344
we're all broke as fuck.

1195
00:53:35.346 --> 00:53:37.479
-I don't see my friends
that much.

1196
00:53:37.481 --> 00:53:38.948
By the time I get off campus,

1197
00:53:38.950 --> 00:53:41.884
they're either home in their own
bed or wasted drunk,

1198
00:53:41.886 --> 00:53:44.720
and it's like I have
to take care of them.

1199
00:53:44.722 --> 00:53:47.389
-Sounds lonely.

1200
00:53:47.391 --> 00:53:49.858
-Hmm. Keeps me focused.

1201
00:53:49.860 --> 00:53:51.460
-Wow.

1202
00:53:51.462 --> 00:53:54.797
You sound exactly like will.

1203
00:53:54.799 --> 00:53:57.733
-Well, will always said the key
to success

1204
00:53:57.735 --> 00:53:59.702
is preparation and persistence.

1205
00:53:59.704 --> 00:54:01.870
-Yeah, I know.

1206
00:54:01.872 --> 00:54:07.943
I've seen the fucking t-shirts
and the koozies.

1207
00:54:07.945 --> 00:54:09.078
All right.

1208
00:54:09.080 --> 00:54:10.346
I'm cold.

1209
00:54:10.348 --> 00:54:13.249
Let's go inside.

1210
00:54:13.251 --> 00:54:16.318
-Okay.

1211
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:18.020
Can you help me up?

1212
00:54:18.022 --> 00:54:19.688
-All right.

1213
00:54:19.690 --> 00:54:22.925
You mother --

1214
00:54:22.927 --> 00:54:24.927
oh! Oh! Oh!

1215
00:54:24.929 --> 00:54:27.263
-I'm sorry! I didn't think
it would be this cold!

1216
00:54:27.265 --> 00:54:29.465
What a dumb mistake!
I'm so sorry!

1217
00:54:29.467 --> 00:54:31.667
I'm so sorry!
-Oh! Oh, my god!

1218
00:54:31.669 --> 00:54:33.168
-Are you okay?!
-Oh, my god!

1219
00:54:33.170 --> 00:54:35.104
-I'm so sorry!
-Oh, my --

1220
00:54:37.074 --> 00:54:39.708
you fucker.

1221
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:45.681
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1222
00:54:50.253 --> 00:54:52.688
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1223
00:54:52.690 --> 00:54:54.356
-You're sorry?
-I'm sorry. It's just --

1224
00:54:54.358 --> 00:54:56.725
I didn't -- I didn't know
how to keep you awake.

1225
00:54:56.727 --> 00:54:58.594
-Want to keep me awake,
just say "hey!"

1226
00:54:58.596 --> 00:55:01.096
-Just say "hey"? I-i-i-i --

1227
00:55:01.098 --> 00:55:02.698
I don't know
if that's like the strongest --

1228
00:55:02.700 --> 00:55:03.732
-just say "hey!"

1229
00:55:03.734 --> 00:55:06.969
-Can you hand me a towel,
please?

1230
00:55:10.273 --> 00:55:15.744
Got a pool in the winter,
you want to heat it, you know?

1231
00:55:19.684 --> 00:55:22.084
-Why are you breathing so loud?

1232
00:55:22.086 --> 00:55:25.821
-I'm not good at being cold.

1233
00:55:25.823 --> 00:55:28.590
-Come here.

1234
00:55:32.629 --> 00:55:36.098
Come on. Open your towel.
We need body heat.

1235
00:55:36.100 --> 00:55:38.867
-Okay. Yeah.

1236
00:55:40.303 --> 00:55:42.871
-Okay.

1237
00:55:58.455 --> 00:56:02.291
-Why are you hard?

1238
00:56:02.293 --> 00:56:03.459
-I'm --

1239
00:56:03.461 --> 00:56:06.295
-oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1240
00:56:06.297 --> 00:56:09.131
No, no.

1241
00:56:09.133 --> 00:56:10.733
No.

1242
00:56:10.735 --> 00:56:13.569
-Tough moment to read, you know?

1243
00:56:13.571 --> 00:56:15.838
-Don't follow me with it.

1244
00:56:50.306 --> 00:56:53.275
-What are you doing?

1245
00:56:53.277 --> 00:56:55.477
-I'm just whipping something up.

1246
00:56:55.479 --> 00:56:57.746
I'm hungry.

1247
00:56:57.748 --> 00:56:59.715
-Yeah?

1248
00:56:59.717 --> 00:57:03.152
What are you making
with milk and sriracha sauce?

1249
00:57:03.154 --> 00:57:04.353
-Don't sound so disgusted.

1250
00:57:04.355 --> 00:57:06.655
This is a thing that I make.
God.

1251
00:57:06.657 --> 00:57:08.056
-Okay,
you're making a lot of it.

1252
00:57:08.058 --> 00:57:10.859
-Well, I'm making enough
for when Peter gets here.

1253
00:57:10.861 --> 00:57:13.695
-How do you know
Peter's showing up?

1254
00:57:13.697 --> 00:57:15.264
Okay, he just wants to
talk to you.

1255
00:57:15.266 --> 00:57:18.667
-Yeah, just a sweet, little
convo between two friends.

1256
00:57:18.669 --> 00:57:20.068
-What? Do you think
he's gonna threaten you?

1257
00:57:20.070 --> 00:57:22.004
-I am sure they're going
to intimidate me, yeah.

1258
00:57:22.006 --> 00:57:24.440
They'll try, at least.
-You can handle that, right?

1259
00:57:24.442 --> 00:57:25.874
You're tough.

1260
00:57:25.876 --> 00:57:29.077
-Okay. Listen.
This is how it's gonna go down.

1261
00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:30.813
Peter's gonna show up
with a blank check

1262
00:57:30.815 --> 00:57:33.982
to find out how much
it costs to keep my mouth shut.

1263
00:57:33.984 --> 00:57:35.350
-Yeah right.

1264
00:57:35.352 --> 00:57:36.385
-Just wait and see.

1265
00:57:36.387 --> 00:57:39.121
You'll -- okay.

1266
00:57:39.123 --> 00:57:41.857
-Sounds crazy.

1267
00:57:41.859 --> 00:57:43.025
-Hey, hey!

1268
00:57:43.027 --> 00:57:44.159
-Oh!
-Sorry.

1269
00:57:44.161 --> 00:57:45.661
These are for the dish.

1270
00:57:45.663 --> 00:57:50.065
I need that back,
actually, so can I have that?

1271
00:57:50.067 --> 00:57:52.768
-How much would it cost?
-How much would it cost to what?

1272
00:57:52.770 --> 00:57:58.440
-How much would it cost
for you not to say anything?

1273
00:58:00.244 --> 00:58:02.811
-Well, I've never had more than
$1,000 in my bank account,

1274
00:58:02.813 --> 00:58:04.680
so most days
you can get me pretty cheap.

1275
00:58:04.682 --> 00:58:07.015
-But not today.
-No.

1276
00:58:07.017 --> 00:58:09.618
Not today.

1277
00:58:09.620 --> 00:58:12.788
Hell hath no fury
and the scorn of the woman.

1278
00:58:12.790 --> 00:58:14.756
-Scorn of women.
I think -- yeah,

1279
00:58:14.758 --> 00:58:16.592
that's how that goes.
-You know what I mean.

1280
00:58:16.594 --> 00:58:18.527
-Let's just play this out
for a second, okay?

1281
00:58:18.529 --> 00:58:19.828
You go to the press.

1282
00:58:19.830 --> 00:58:21.497
They rake will over the coals.

1283
00:58:21.499 --> 00:58:22.931
They crucify him.

1284
00:58:22.933 --> 00:58:25.601
His wife does the whole
"stand by your man" thing

1285
00:58:25.603 --> 00:58:27.269
then will goes back to coaching.

1286
00:58:27.271 --> 00:58:29.238
He wins a couple big games.

1287
00:58:29.240 --> 00:58:31.073
The press looks at it
like a redemption story.

1288
00:58:31.075 --> 00:58:32.708
And then where does that
leave you?

1289
00:58:32.710 --> 00:58:34.943
-Bahamas.
-You become a trashy girl

1290
00:58:34.945 --> 00:58:36.678
that tried
to break up his marriage.

1291
00:58:36.680 --> 00:58:39.281
-Yeah, you're right.
You're absolutely right.

1292
00:58:41.885 --> 00:58:44.553
I mean...

1293
00:58:44.555 --> 00:58:46.889
If it were<i> just</i> an affair.

1294
00:58:46.891 --> 00:58:48.490
But...

1295
00:58:48.492 --> 00:58:50.759
It's more than that.

1296
00:58:50.761 --> 00:58:53.529
-It's more than that.
-Huh?

1297
00:58:53.531 --> 00:58:57.833
-It's more than that.
What?

1298
00:58:57.835 --> 00:59:01.370
-I can't -- I can't ruin
your perception of Saint will.

1299
00:59:01.372 --> 00:59:03.672
You love him.

1300
00:59:03.674 --> 00:59:05.073
-I don't think this will ruin it

1301
00:59:05.075 --> 00:59:08.977
after what I've been
through tonight.

1302
00:59:08.979 --> 00:59:09.845
-Okay.

1303
00:59:09.847 --> 00:59:11.079
Remember when all the --
i can't.

1304
00:59:11.081 --> 00:59:13.115
I can't do it.
-Just tell me.

1305
00:59:13.117 --> 00:59:15.751
-Remember when all those schools
were recruiting Kyle Walker?

1306
00:59:15.753 --> 00:59:18.287
-Yeah, of course.
Usc, ucla, 'bama,

1307
00:59:18.289 --> 00:59:19.721
Texas, Nebraska, Arizona.
-Yeah, shh, shh, shh.

1308
00:59:19.723 --> 00:59:21.223
No one cares.

1309
00:59:21.225 --> 00:59:23.358
Basically all those schools
were jizzing themself

1310
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:25.460
to get Kyle Walker.
-Yeah.

1311
00:59:25.462 --> 00:59:27.763
-And then he went
to Allen state?

1312
00:59:27.765 --> 00:59:29.498
-He wanted to play for will.

1313
00:59:29.500 --> 00:59:31.166
-Have you seen those girls
at usc?

1314
00:59:31.168 --> 00:59:35.003
I'm talking like...

1315
00:59:35.005 --> 00:59:36.805
-What is that?
-They're hot.

1316
00:59:36.807 --> 00:59:38.173
-Look, when you graduate
high school

1317
00:59:38.175 --> 00:59:40.008
and you're serious
about college football,

1318
00:59:40.010 --> 00:59:42.377
you know the value of being
coached by a living legend.

1319
00:59:42.379 --> 00:59:44.613
-Kevin, they paid him.

1320
00:59:44.615 --> 00:59:46.048
-Bullshit.
-They paid him.

1321
00:59:46.050 --> 00:59:47.849
-That is bullshit.
-I'm telling you the truth.

1322
00:59:47.851 --> 00:59:49.217
They paid him.
I was there.

1323
00:59:49.219 --> 00:59:51.019
I went on that trip
with will to Houston.

1324
00:59:51.021 --> 00:59:54.990
He rolls up to Kyle Walker's
house in a brand-new range rover

1325
00:59:54.992 --> 00:59:57.626
and then he takes a cab home?
-So what?

1326
00:59:57.628 --> 00:59:59.728
Doesn't mean anything.
-Okay.

1327
00:59:59.730 --> 01:00:01.263
Well, the championship's
on Monday.

1328
01:00:01.265 --> 01:00:03.532
What do you think will happen
if I leak

1329
01:00:03.534 --> 01:00:04.833
that little tidbit to the press?

1330
01:00:04.835 --> 01:00:06.802
-The ncaa would do
a thorough investigation

1331
01:00:06.804 --> 01:00:11.740
and come up with nothing
because will does not cheat.

1332
01:00:11.742 --> 01:00:13.308
At football.

1333
01:00:13.310 --> 01:00:15.243
-Well, if they looked into it,
they would find plenty.

1334
01:00:15.245 --> 01:00:16.845
And then his whole staff --
and you --

1335
01:00:16.847 --> 01:00:18.547
would be up shit's creek
without a paddle,

1336
01:00:18.549 --> 01:00:20.449
and I don't think the community
would like that very much.

1337
01:00:20.451 --> 01:00:23.785
-Look, obviously I've heard
the rumors any time

1338
01:00:23.787 --> 01:00:25.787
a five-star blue-chip recruit

1339
01:00:25.789 --> 01:00:27.489
comes to a small school
like this.

1340
01:00:27.491 --> 01:00:30.692
And with all the things
that will has done for Allen,

1341
01:00:30.694 --> 01:00:32.194
there's gonna be chatter,
obviously.

1342
01:00:32.196 --> 01:00:34.062
-Hey, hey.
I'm telling you first-hand,

1343
01:00:34.064 --> 01:00:37.466
as a first-hand account,
I'm the source.

1344
01:00:37.468 --> 01:00:40.369
-Will would never do that.

1345
01:00:40.371 --> 01:00:42.437
-Okay, come here.
Come on.

1346
01:00:42.439 --> 01:00:43.972
We're going on a trip.

1347
01:00:43.974 --> 01:00:46.775
Come on.

1348
01:00:52.916 --> 01:00:54.182
Awesome.

1349
01:00:54.184 --> 01:00:55.651
-I know.

1350
01:00:55.653 --> 01:00:59.054
Kind of overwhelming for such
a famously modest guy, right?

1351
01:00:59.056 --> 01:01:02.491
-Wow. This ball was signed
by all the captains

1352
01:01:02.493 --> 01:01:07.329
of the '03 sugar bowl victory.

1353
01:01:07.331 --> 01:01:10.332
-Don't forget all of
these beautifully framed posters

1354
01:01:10.334 --> 01:01:11.800
praising will's genius.

1355
01:01:11.802 --> 01:01:14.302
-He's a pretty good
football coach.

1356
01:01:14.304 --> 01:01:15.737
He's only human.

1357
01:01:15.739 --> 01:01:19.374
-This is a narcissistic shrine
that he made

1358
01:01:19.376 --> 01:01:21.543
and gave to himself.

1359
01:01:21.545 --> 01:01:23.245
Nobody knows this guy.

1360
01:01:23.247 --> 01:01:26.615
They all think
he's some modest family man.

1361
01:01:26.617 --> 01:01:28.550
-Don't you know him?

1362
01:01:28.552 --> 01:01:30.352
Isn't he the real will with you?

1363
01:01:30.354 --> 01:01:34.122
-I don't think
anyone really knows anyone.

1364
01:01:36.526 --> 01:01:38.694
-Well, I mean, I don't think
that takes away

1365
01:01:38.696 --> 01:01:40.062
from his coaching
accomplishments

1366
01:01:40.064 --> 01:01:42.264
or the fact
that he's changed the culture --

1367
01:01:42.266 --> 01:01:46.134
-he has created an unattainable
standard for living

1368
01:01:46.136 --> 01:01:47.869
that you try to live up to,

1369
01:01:47.871 --> 01:01:50.605
that he doesn't even
try to live up to.

1370
01:01:50.607 --> 01:01:52.941
-Well...

1371
01:01:52.943 --> 01:01:56.445
It doesn't seem so bad to try.

1372
01:01:56.447 --> 01:01:59.748
I don't know what to tell you.

1373
01:02:24.340 --> 01:02:29.377
-Look, I'm just saying you don't
have to put so much pressure

1374
01:02:29.379 --> 01:02:32.314
on yourself, you know?

1375
01:02:32.316 --> 01:02:34.182
You could have a real life
outside this thing.

1376
01:02:34.184 --> 01:02:35.317
Will does.

1377
01:02:35.319 --> 01:02:36.852
-I'm perfectly happy
with my life, thank you.

1378
01:02:36.854 --> 01:02:38.487
-You told me
you never see your friends.

1379
01:02:38.489 --> 01:02:40.222
And when was the last time
you even had a girlfriend?

1380
01:02:40.224 --> 01:02:42.190
-That's none of your business.

1381
01:02:42.192 --> 01:02:44.326
-Well, we just had sex, so it's
kind of sort of my business.

1382
01:02:44.328 --> 01:02:46.294
-It's really not.

1383
01:02:46.296 --> 01:02:47.095
-Oh, my god.

1384
01:02:47.097 --> 01:02:48.663
Why are you getting touchy?

1385
01:02:48.665 --> 01:02:49.698
-I'm not getting touchy.

1386
01:02:49.700 --> 01:02:51.433
-Have we hit a nerve? Huh?

1387
01:02:51.435 --> 01:02:54.169
-Will you please stop
kicking me?

1388
01:02:54.171 --> 01:02:56.605
-Was tonight your first time?

1389
01:02:56.607 --> 01:02:57.939
You have to tell me if it was.

1390
01:02:57.941 --> 01:03:00.842
-Did it feel like my first time?

1391
01:03:00.844 --> 01:03:03.779
Don't answer that.

1392
01:03:03.781 --> 01:03:07.315
-Do you even go on dates?

1393
01:03:07.317 --> 01:03:11.086
Are you on okcupid?
Nerdlove.Com?

1394
01:03:11.088 --> 01:03:12.320
-This conversation is over.

1395
01:03:12.322 --> 01:03:13.722
-Well, we have to talk
about something.

1396
01:03:13.724 --> 01:03:15.056
-Is nerdlove.Com
even a real website?

1397
01:03:15.058 --> 01:03:16.525
-If we don't --
I'm falling asleep.

1398
01:03:16.527 --> 01:03:18.426
I'm gonna fall asleep
if you don't tell me.

1399
01:03:18.428 --> 01:03:20.662
-Fine. We will go through
my entire relationship history,

1400
01:03:20.664 --> 01:03:22.631
but that means that we have
to go through yours, as well.

1401
01:03:22.633 --> 01:03:23.899
-That's fine with me.

1402
01:03:23.901 --> 01:03:27.669
I just don't think
you can handle it.

1403
01:03:27.671 --> 01:03:30.772
-Try me.

1404
01:03:33.177 --> 01:03:37.179
-He started openly hitting on
other girls in front of me.

1405
01:03:37.181 --> 01:03:38.880
-That's terrible.
What'd you do?

1406
01:03:38.882 --> 01:03:39.981
Break up with him?

1407
01:03:39.983 --> 01:03:42.384
-Hell no.
-Why?

1408
01:03:42.386 --> 01:03:45.086
-Uh, because that's what
he wanted, obviously.

1409
01:03:45.088 --> 01:03:46.755
He wasn't man enough
to break up with me himself,

1410
01:03:46.757 --> 01:03:50.859
so he passive aggressively tried
to get me to break up with him.

1411
01:03:50.861 --> 01:03:52.360
-So you just stuck it out?

1412
01:03:52.362 --> 01:03:53.995
-Yeah.

1413
01:03:53.997 --> 01:03:56.298
I couldn't lose.

1414
01:03:56.300 --> 01:03:57.532
-That's good.

1415
01:03:57.534 --> 01:03:59.835
It always important
for a relationship to feel

1416
01:03:59.837 --> 01:04:01.736
like there's a winner
and a loser.

1417
01:04:01.738 --> 01:04:03.972
-Well, technically, I won 'cause

1418
01:04:03.974 --> 01:04:05.640
I got to stay
six months rent-free

1419
01:04:05.642 --> 01:04:07.509
in a dope-ass apartment.

1420
01:04:07.511 --> 01:04:10.078
-Doesn't seem worth it to me.
-Washer/dryer in unit.

1421
01:04:10.080 --> 01:04:11.379
-You know what?
Forget I said anything.

1422
01:04:11.381 --> 01:04:12.881
You should have
stayed there forever.

1423
01:04:12.883 --> 01:04:14.149
-No.

1424
01:04:14.151 --> 01:04:15.550
-Even if you were being abused.

1425
01:04:15.552 --> 01:04:17.786
I would have said stick it out.

1426
01:04:17.788 --> 01:04:21.022
-Do that laundry
at your leisure.

1427
01:04:21.024 --> 01:04:24.559
-Yeah. Worth it.

1428
01:04:24.561 --> 01:04:27.062
-Now, this is Steve
we're talking about, right?

1429
01:04:27.064 --> 01:04:29.030
-No, no, no, no.
Steve was the ankle fetish.

1430
01:04:29.032 --> 01:04:30.765
-Steve was the ankle fetish.
-Weirdo.

1431
01:04:30.767 --> 01:04:32.033
No, this is --
-Brian?

1432
01:04:32.035 --> 01:04:33.134
-Brent.
-Brent.

1433
01:04:33.136 --> 01:04:34.502
-Sorry.
-Sorry.

1434
01:04:34.504 --> 01:04:36.204
No, it's okay.
It's a lot to keep track of.

1435
01:04:36.206 --> 01:04:38.773
-What are you implying?

1436
01:04:38.775 --> 01:04:40.041
-Nothing.

1437
01:04:40.043 --> 01:04:41.276
-You're trying to say
I'm a whore.

1438
01:04:41.278 --> 01:04:42.777
-No, I am not.
-Yes, you are.

1439
01:04:42.779 --> 01:04:44.346
-I would never -- no.
-It's fine.

1440
01:04:44.348 --> 01:04:45.647
I kinda am.

1441
01:04:45.649 --> 01:04:48.083
-No, you're not.

1442
01:04:48.085 --> 01:04:49.818
You're being really hard
on yourself.

1443
01:04:49.820 --> 01:04:52.020
-I'm not being hard on myself.

1444
01:04:52.022 --> 01:04:55.590
It's the men
who have been hard on me.

1445
01:04:55.592 --> 01:04:57.025
-In you.

1446
01:04:57.027 --> 01:04:58.260
-In me, on me.
-Okay.

1447
01:04:58.262 --> 01:04:59.394
-Play me like a drum.
-Stop it.

1448
01:04:59.396 --> 01:05:00.862
-You don't want to go on?
Okay.

1449
01:05:00.864 --> 01:05:02.063
-Play you like a drum?

1450
01:05:02.065 --> 01:05:03.665
-With their dicks.
-Yeah, I got it.

1451
01:05:03.667 --> 01:05:05.066
-Yeah.

1452
01:05:05.068 --> 01:05:06.735
-I don't like --
i don't want to think about it.

1453
01:05:06.737 --> 01:05:09.104
- Sorry.

1454
01:05:09.106 --> 01:05:12.440
-What's -- you know,
how many dudes we talking?

1455
01:05:12.442 --> 01:05:14.709
-I don't have a number
off the top of my head.

1456
01:05:14.711 --> 01:05:16.278
-There's no final tally?

1457
01:05:16.280 --> 01:05:19.614
-I don't tally them every day.
I'm not in jail like...

1458
01:05:19.616 --> 01:05:22.183
-What's your number?
I'll give you mine.

1459
01:05:22.185 --> 01:05:23.818
-I got to think about it.

1460
01:05:23.820 --> 01:05:25.353
-Well, me too.
-Okay.

1461
01:05:25.355 --> 01:05:27.222
Let's think.
-Let's think together.

1462
01:05:27.224 --> 01:05:30.458
-Okay.

1463
01:05:30.460 --> 01:05:32.460
-I got a guesstimate.
-Yeah, I need one second.

1464
01:05:32.462 --> 01:05:34.229
Hold on.
-Oh, boy.

1465
01:05:34.231 --> 01:05:38.300
I instantly regret doing this.

1466
01:05:38.302 --> 01:05:39.734
-Justin.

1467
01:05:39.736 --> 01:05:42.337
-What?

1468
01:05:42.339 --> 01:05:43.805
-Okay.

1469
01:05:43.807 --> 01:05:46.508
I am ready.

1470
01:05:46.510 --> 01:05:47.776
-Okay, you first.

1471
01:05:47.778 --> 01:05:49.577
-I'm not going first 'cause
then you'll just --

1472
01:05:49.579 --> 01:05:51.313
you'll hear my number and then
you're gonna change yours.

1473
01:05:51.315 --> 01:05:53.181
-We'll go at the same time.
-Okay, that sounds fair.

1474
01:05:53.183 --> 01:05:54.849
-On the count of three.
-Okay.

1475
01:05:54.851 --> 01:05:56.318
-Three --
-wait, wait, wait.

1476
01:05:56.320 --> 01:05:57.652
Does the other girl
in a threesome count?

1477
01:05:57.654 --> 01:06:00.588
-What?

1478
01:06:00.590 --> 01:06:01.690
-Are you having a stroke?

1479
01:06:01.692 --> 01:06:03.024
-No, I'm -- I'm --

1480
01:06:03.026 --> 01:06:04.259
I'd love to hear
more about that specific --

1481
01:06:04.261 --> 01:06:06.661
-just do the countdown.
-Okay.

1482
01:06:06.663 --> 01:06:07.929
Three...

1483
01:06:07.931 --> 01:06:10.198
-Two, one.

1484
01:06:10.200 --> 01:06:12.600
-8.
-8.

1485
01:06:12.602 --> 01:06:13.668
-We have the same number.

1486
01:06:13.670 --> 01:06:15.737
-Yeah, crazy.

1487
01:06:15.739 --> 01:06:16.905
-Ha!
-Weird.

1488
01:06:16.907 --> 01:06:19.474
-We have the same number.

1489
01:06:22.278 --> 01:06:24.145
-It's actually 12.
-Yeah, mine's 6.

1490
01:06:24.147 --> 01:06:25.313
-Six is respectable.

1491
01:06:25.315 --> 01:06:27.082
-No, it's embarrassing.

1492
01:06:27.084 --> 01:06:28.917
You've been with
the right number of people

1493
01:06:28.919 --> 01:06:30.185
for someone your age.

1494
01:06:30.187 --> 01:06:31.519
I've been with like no one.

1495
01:06:31.521 --> 01:06:33.655
-Yeah, that is kind
of embarrassing.

1496
01:06:33.657 --> 01:06:35.190
I'm just kidding.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.

1497
01:06:35.192 --> 01:06:37.892
I wish I could take a lot
of mine back.

1498
01:06:37.894 --> 01:06:39.995
-I'd take one back.

1499
01:06:39.997 --> 01:06:41.363
-Ouch.

1500
01:06:41.365 --> 01:06:42.230
Me?

1501
01:06:42.232 --> 01:06:45.567
-No, actually, not you.

1502
01:06:47.536 --> 01:06:48.536
-19.

1503
01:06:48.538 --> 01:06:51.039
-Mine's actually 4 1/2.
-1/2?

1504
01:06:51.041 --> 01:06:52.474
-I didn't finish.

1505
01:06:52.476 --> 01:06:54.909
-I think it counts
if you've got your penis in.

1506
01:06:54.911 --> 01:06:56.244
-Oh, I got in.
-It counts.

1507
01:06:56.246 --> 01:06:57.445
That counts as sex.

1508
01:06:57.447 --> 01:06:59.614
-Okay, so then
it's a solid five.

1509
01:06:59.616 --> 01:07:06.121
-I am very honored to be
the fifth notch in your bedpost.

1510
01:07:06.123 --> 01:07:10.658
-Technically
it's in will's bedpost.

1511
01:07:10.660 --> 01:07:11.926
-Yeah, I know.

1512
01:07:11.928 --> 01:07:13.028
I know it well.

1513
01:07:13.030 --> 01:07:15.797
-Ah. No, no, no, no, no.

1514
01:07:15.799 --> 01:07:17.599
-Sorry.

1515
01:07:17.601 --> 01:07:21.236
-What did you get
out of that relationship?

1516
01:07:21.238 --> 01:07:25.840
-This is gonna sound cheesy.
I don't want to say.

1517
01:07:25.842 --> 01:07:28.343
Will believed in me.

1518
01:07:28.345 --> 01:07:31.346
He pushed me to do things.

1519
01:07:31.348 --> 01:07:33.148
And I have a habit of not
following through all the way,

1520
01:07:33.150 --> 01:07:36.051
so that was really good for me.

1521
01:07:36.053 --> 01:07:37.619
He's the one who told me
to take cooking classes.

1522
01:07:37.621 --> 01:07:39.387
I would have never done that
in a million years.

1523
01:07:39.389 --> 01:07:41.189
I would have made fun of it

1524
01:07:41.191 --> 01:07:43.091
and then I would have not
followed through

1525
01:07:43.093 --> 01:07:44.392
and then I would have wished
that I had.

1526
01:07:44.394 --> 01:07:45.593
-Well, he was right on point
with that.

1527
01:07:45.595 --> 01:07:47.395
I want to live
in this casserole.

1528
01:07:47.397 --> 01:07:48.696
-Yeah?
-Seriously.

1529
01:07:48.698 --> 01:07:50.198
I want to pay taxes
to this casserole.

1530
01:07:52.402 --> 01:07:55.336
See?

1531
01:08:01.243 --> 01:08:03.445
-No, no, no, no.
What are you doing?

1532
01:08:03.447 --> 01:08:04.913
-I'm cleaning up.
-No.

1533
01:08:04.915 --> 01:08:06.815
We're not cleaning up.
We don't have to clean up.

1534
01:08:06.817 --> 01:08:08.349
-It's rude.

1535
01:08:08.351 --> 01:08:13.054
-I forbid you from doing
anything responsible forever.

1536
01:08:16.926 --> 01:08:18.526
Oh, my god.
You really don't know how to be.

1537
01:08:18.528 --> 01:08:22.397
-I don't know
what to do with myself.

1538
01:08:22.399 --> 01:08:25.533
-Come on.

1539
01:08:25.535 --> 01:08:27.869
-Safe.

1540
01:08:32.575 --> 01:08:34.843
Wh-- ah.

1541
01:08:41.884 --> 01:08:44.586
Ooh, it's nice out here.

1542
01:08:48.424 --> 01:08:51.192
This is really nice.

1543
01:08:54.230 --> 01:08:56.264
What are we doing?

1544
01:08:56.266 --> 01:08:57.699
-Will you relax?

1545
01:08:57.701 --> 01:08:59.968
-I'm relaxed.
I love -- I love being up high.

1546
01:08:59.970 --> 01:09:01.970
--I feel good, I feel good.

1547
01:09:01.972 --> 01:09:05.840
The air is nice and cool
up here.

1548
01:09:05.842 --> 01:09:07.442
What's going on?

1549
01:09:07.444 --> 01:09:10.311
-The sun's gonna come up soon.

1550
01:09:10.313 --> 01:09:12.714
-Yeah, it tends to do that.

1551
01:09:15.484 --> 01:09:17.719
-I survived the night.

1552
01:09:17.721 --> 01:09:20.321
-Yes, you did.
No thanks to you.

1553
01:09:20.323 --> 01:09:21.923
-I could jump off this roof
right now.

1554
01:09:21.925 --> 01:09:24.592
-Well, please help me inside
before you do 'cause i-i --

1555
01:09:24.594 --> 01:09:27.162
-yeah, no problem.
That'll only take 45 minutes.

1556
01:09:27.164 --> 01:09:28.830
--I might change my mind.

1557
01:09:28.832 --> 01:09:32.567
-I'm winded, too.

1558
01:09:32.569 --> 01:09:34.802
-Thank you.

1559
01:09:34.804 --> 01:09:38.006
I really appreciate it.

1560
01:09:38.008 --> 01:09:40.775
-No problem.

1561
01:09:40.777 --> 01:09:43.745
-You know, I really thought
i wanted to do it.

1562
01:09:43.747 --> 01:09:46.714
But there was this moment when
i was drifting off

1563
01:09:46.716 --> 01:09:48.249
that I thought...

1564
01:09:48.251 --> 01:09:52.053
"No. Oh, shit."

1565
01:09:52.055 --> 01:09:53.688
-You know, you did take me here.

1566
01:09:53.690 --> 01:09:55.557
You could have done this
by yourself.

1567
01:09:55.559 --> 01:09:57.358
I f--

1568
01:09:57.360 --> 01:10:01.663
I feel like you wanted
to be found someway.

1569
01:10:01.665 --> 01:10:03.631
-Yeah, you're probably right.

1570
01:10:06.336 --> 01:10:09.103
-You know,
i thought about it once.

1571
01:10:09.105 --> 01:10:11.372
-I think everybody
thinks about it.

1572
01:10:11.374 --> 01:10:14.342
-I did more than think about it.

1573
01:10:14.344 --> 01:10:16.878
Senior year,
i drove my dad's car into a tree

1574
01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:18.746
and told everyone
i fell asleep at the wheel.

1575
01:10:18.748 --> 01:10:20.715
-Oh, my god.

1576
01:10:20.717 --> 01:10:22.817
-I was going
through a really tough time.

1577
01:10:22.819 --> 01:10:26.254
I wanted to be
valedictorian so bad.

1578
01:10:26.256 --> 01:10:29.357
There was this kid, Steve Kim.

1579
01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:30.992
We were like neck-and-neck.

1580
01:10:30.994 --> 01:10:33.661
I beat that motherfucker.

1581
01:10:33.663 --> 01:10:37.899
I was the valedictorian
of my high school.

1582
01:10:37.901 --> 01:10:40.702
I gave the speech at graduation.

1583
01:10:40.704 --> 01:10:45.873
I thought for sure
i would feel like...

1584
01:10:45.875 --> 01:10:47.475
Fulfilled or something.

1585
01:10:47.477 --> 01:10:51.212
-Yeah.
-I didn't.

1586
01:10:51.214 --> 01:10:55.817
I felt the same way
i had before.

1587
01:10:55.819 --> 01:11:00.021
That's when I realized
my life would be a series

1588
01:11:00.023 --> 01:11:02.991
of fights with the Steve Kims
of the world.

1589
01:11:04.461 --> 01:11:10.999
-And it just seemed daunting
because even if you win,

1590
01:11:11.001 --> 01:11:12.800
it all feels the same.

1591
01:11:12.802 --> 01:11:15.270
-I think you're better off
than Steve Kim.

1592
01:11:15.272 --> 01:11:18.206
You saved a life...

1593
01:11:18.208 --> 01:11:19.474
Cool khakis.

1594
01:11:19.476 --> 01:11:21.142
-He's a partner in instagram.

1595
01:11:21.144 --> 01:11:23.478
-Hmm.

1596
01:11:25.447 --> 01:11:28.916
-Thank you.
I like my khakis.

1597
01:11:35.824 --> 01:11:37.425
Anyway, I walked away
without a scratch.

1598
01:11:37.427 --> 01:11:39.861
Totaled the car.
-Wow. You are so lucky.

1599
01:11:39.863 --> 01:11:41.763
-That is not luck.
-That's luck.

1600
01:11:41.765 --> 01:11:45.600
-That was a saab. That is
good, ol' Swedish engineering.

1601
01:11:45.602 --> 01:11:47.468
Those things are tanks.

1602
01:11:47.470 --> 01:11:49.937
-You trying to sell me
a saab right now?

1603
01:11:49.939 --> 01:11:51.506
-No, I just, you know,

1604
01:11:51.508 --> 01:11:53.041
if I could have you
look over here...

1605
01:11:56.146 --> 01:11:59.681
Anyway, my dad...

1606
01:11:59.683 --> 01:12:05.253
He gave me this
as like something

1607
01:12:05.255 --> 01:12:07.822
to remember the accident by.

1608
01:12:07.824 --> 01:12:11.225
He has no idea
what I think of every time

1609
01:12:11.227 --> 01:12:14.662
I go to look at it.

1610
01:12:55.672 --> 01:12:57.972
Shit.

1611
01:13:00.743 --> 01:13:03.244
Sorry.

1612
01:13:03.246 --> 01:13:05.480
-Go ahead.

1613
01:13:07.349 --> 01:13:10.952
-Hey, Peter.

1614
01:13:10.954 --> 01:13:12.954
Uh, yeah.

1615
01:13:24.466 --> 01:13:27.468
Yeah.

1616
01:13:53.495 --> 01:13:56.864
Madeline?

1617
01:13:58.934 --> 01:14:02.170
Hello?

1618
01:14:06.575 --> 01:14:11.312
Hi. Uh, just, um,
just hold on for one second.

1619
01:14:16.318 --> 01:14:20.121
Hey.

1620
01:14:20.123 --> 01:14:21.689
Hey.

1621
01:14:21.691 --> 01:14:22.957
You're not gonna find them.

1622
01:14:22.959 --> 01:14:25.059
-Leave me alone.

1623
01:14:25.061 --> 01:14:26.627
- You have a phone call.

1624
01:14:26.629 --> 01:14:27.962
-I just want to go home.

1625
01:14:27.964 --> 01:14:29.497
-There's someone
that wants to speak to you.

1626
01:14:29.499 --> 01:14:33.367
-I don't want to talk to Peter.

1627
01:14:33.369 --> 01:14:35.970
-It's not Peter.

1628
01:14:39.174 --> 01:14:42.043
-What?

1629
01:14:54.823 --> 01:14:57.358
Will?

1630
01:14:57.360 --> 01:15:00.761
Come on. Don't tell me that.

1631
01:15:02.564 --> 01:15:04.999
Nope.

1632
01:15:05.001 --> 01:15:09.003
I don't really think
that's appropriate to ask.

1633
01:15:17.513 --> 01:15:20.948
Okay.

1634
01:15:31.059 --> 01:15:33.828
Yeah, right.

1635
01:15:33.830 --> 01:15:36.964
And if I'm not here?

1636
01:15:42.170 --> 01:15:43.905
You can try.

1637
01:16:03.559 --> 01:16:06.193
-So, they'll be here
in 20 minutes.

1638
01:16:10.732 --> 01:16:14.168
Will wants to see me.

1639
01:16:17.573 --> 01:16:21.142
-Then you got what you wanted,
right?

1640
01:16:25.480 --> 01:16:28.115
I'm gonna clean up.

1641
01:16:29.084 --> 01:16:31.485
-You know, it was Peter
who told him not to talk to me.

1642
01:16:31.487 --> 01:16:32.987
-Uh-huh.

1643
01:16:32.989 --> 01:16:35.890
Yeah, will had no problem
following through with that.

1644
01:16:35.892 --> 01:16:40.061
Super happy for you.
It's gonna work out great.

1645
01:16:42.297 --> 01:16:44.065
-Dick.

1646
01:16:46.301 --> 01:16:49.170
-Fuck, that wine is good.

1647
01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:54.575
Hey, look who's bringing
in the dishes.

1648
01:16:54.577 --> 01:16:56.777
Very responsible.

1649
01:16:56.779 --> 01:16:59.213
You know what?
-What?

1650
01:16:59.215 --> 01:17:01.449
-I'm just making sure
you don't get in trouble, okay?

1651
01:17:01.451 --> 01:17:03.918
-Uh-huh. This has nothing
to do with a certain someone

1652
01:17:03.920 --> 01:17:05.286
who happens to be on their way?

1653
01:17:05.288 --> 01:17:07.989
-You have a bigger crush on will
than I do.

1654
01:17:07.991 --> 01:17:09.457
I would think
you're more concerned

1655
01:17:09.459 --> 01:17:10.791
about who's showing up.

1656
01:17:10.793 --> 01:17:12.259
You're trying to save his ass
all night.

1657
01:17:12.261 --> 01:17:14.695
I'm the whore?
You're the fucking whore.

1658
01:17:14.697 --> 01:17:17.798
-This is about more
than just you and me.

1659
01:17:17.800 --> 01:17:19.967
-What is it about?
Football?

1660
01:17:19.969 --> 01:17:24.005
Is it about your idol,
will Campbell?

1661
01:17:24.007 --> 01:17:26.407
Coach?

1662
01:17:26.409 --> 01:17:28.676
I seriously cannot wrap my head

1663
01:17:28.678 --> 01:17:31.045
around why you still
believe in this guy.

1664
01:17:31.047 --> 01:17:33.948
-You don't believe in him
anymore?

1665
01:17:33.950 --> 01:17:36.250
-Okay. Let me just explain

1666
01:17:36.252 --> 01:17:37.752
relationships to you.
-Oh, I would love this.

1667
01:17:37.754 --> 01:17:39.120
-Because you probably never
had one.

1668
01:17:39.122 --> 01:17:40.721
When you have a relationship
with someone,

1669
01:17:40.723 --> 01:17:42.256
you share things, you go deep,

1670
01:17:42.258 --> 01:17:45.126
you have feelings that don't get
washed away so easily!

1671
01:17:45.128 --> 01:17:46.994
-And where does Sarah
fall in all this?

1672
01:17:46.996 --> 01:17:50.231
-You just proved you have no
idea what you're talking about.

1673
01:17:50.233 --> 01:17:52.533
You know,
she has her own secrets, too.

1674
01:17:52.535 --> 01:17:53.768
She's not perfect.

1675
01:17:53.770 --> 01:17:57.171
-Train wreck.

1676
01:17:57.173 --> 01:17:59.073
-Excuse me?

1677
01:17:59.075 --> 01:18:03.244
-I said
you're a fucking train wreck.

1678
01:18:03.246 --> 01:18:04.845
-I'm a fucking train wreck?
-Yeah.

1679
01:18:04.847 --> 01:18:06.580
-Who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?

1680
01:18:06.582 --> 01:18:08.015
-You think life has to be
this --

1681
01:18:08.017 --> 01:18:09.784
-who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?!

1682
01:18:09.786 --> 01:18:10.851
You can say that to me?!
Look at you!

1683
01:18:10.853 --> 01:18:12.253
You're empty inside!

1684
01:18:12.255 --> 01:18:13.821
You haven't lived a day
in your fucking life

1685
01:18:13.823 --> 01:18:15.122
until you met me!

1686
01:18:15.124 --> 01:18:17.725
-You used me to get to will.

1687
01:18:17.727 --> 01:18:19.393
And now you're gonna
bring him down with you.

1688
01:18:19.395 --> 01:18:21.162
-Yeah, you got me pegged.

1689
01:18:21.164 --> 01:18:23.164
You're so smart.

1690
01:18:23.166 --> 01:18:25.733
-I think I do.

1691
01:18:25.735 --> 01:18:27.601
-Enlighten me.

1692
01:18:27.603 --> 01:18:32.773
-You're just
a scared little girl.

1693
01:18:32.775 --> 01:18:35.176
That's it.

1694
01:18:35.178 --> 01:18:36.277
-Mm-hmm.

1695
01:18:36.279 --> 01:18:39.480
-What about a regular
relationship?

1696
01:18:39.482 --> 01:18:43.284
It's too boring, right?

1697
01:18:43.286 --> 01:18:45.286
Too mundane.

1698
01:18:45.288 --> 01:18:46.554
Got to cry for help.

1699
01:18:46.556 --> 01:18:48.589
Got to pull some shit
like last night, right?

1700
01:18:48.591 --> 01:18:51.358
-Fuck you!

1701
01:18:51.360 --> 01:18:54.295
Let me ask you a question
since you're the better person

1702
01:18:54.297 --> 01:18:57.031
here, right? Mr. morality.
-I didn't say that.

1703
01:18:57.033 --> 01:18:59.433
-Let me ask you a question.
-Mm-hmm.

1704
01:18:59.435 --> 01:19:01.435
-What would you have done
if I died last night?

1705
01:19:01.437 --> 01:19:03.070
-Then you'd be dead.

1706
01:19:03.072 --> 01:19:04.438
-You're not listening.

1707
01:19:04.440 --> 01:19:06.440
What would you have done?

1708
01:19:06.442 --> 01:19:10.478
Would you have called 911
finally instead of wasting time

1709
01:19:10.480 --> 01:19:13.114
calling Pete,
calling this secret doctor,

1710
01:19:13.116 --> 01:19:15.583
instead of calling someone who
could actually save my life?!

1711
01:19:15.585 --> 01:19:17.418
You're a fucking coward!

1712
01:19:17.420 --> 01:19:19.320
You're a piece of shit!

1713
01:19:19.322 --> 01:19:24.358
I bet -- I bet if Peter
told you to drive by a hospital

1714
01:19:24.360 --> 01:19:26.961
and open up the door
and let me fucking tumble out,

1715
01:19:26.963 --> 01:19:28.162
you would you have done it!

1716
01:19:28.164 --> 01:19:29.563
And you want to know
why I know that?

1717
01:19:29.565 --> 01:19:31.332
It's because you're a stupid,
little bitch,

1718
01:19:31.334 --> 01:19:33.400
and you would do anything
they tell you to do

1719
01:19:33.402 --> 01:19:35.770
'cause you don't have
a fucking brain of your own!

1720
01:19:35.772 --> 01:19:38.172
Yeah, walk away.

1721
01:19:38.174 --> 01:19:40.341
I'll tell them you said hi.

1722
01:19:49.651 --> 01:19:52.119
-Call me a fucking bitch.

1723
01:19:52.121 --> 01:19:54.722
You're a bitch.
Fucking bitch.

1724
01:19:54.724 --> 01:19:58.159
Mort st-- fucking bitch.

1725
01:20:06.368 --> 01:20:09.370
-Ow!

1726
01:21:20.175 --> 01:21:24.612
-So, the bedroom is even cleaner
than we found it.

1727
01:21:24.614 --> 01:21:29.917
There's no sign
of illicit love-making anywhere.

1728
01:21:29.919 --> 01:21:33.187
-That's great.

1729
01:21:44.065 --> 01:21:48.035
-And you're gonna be a big hero.

1730
01:21:48.037 --> 01:21:51.405
Your career's gonna take off.

1731
01:21:51.407 --> 01:21:54.341
Sky's the limit.

1732
01:21:59.314 --> 01:22:02.483
-And you'll get will back.

1733
01:22:07.756 --> 01:22:10.658
-Everybody wins.

1734
01:22:55.603 --> 01:22:58.105
-Maddie.

1735
01:23:04.579 --> 01:23:06.880
-Try one of those on.

1736
01:23:06.882 --> 01:23:10.150
-I don't really, uh,
smoke that much.

1737
01:23:10.152 --> 01:23:11.852
-You'll like it.

1738
01:23:14.824 --> 01:23:17.491
Yeah, it's smooth.

1739
01:23:20.996 --> 01:23:23.497
-You know, Kevin, you really
do look like a dog's asshole

1740
01:23:23.499 --> 01:23:25.065
right now.

1741
01:23:25.067 --> 01:23:27.568
-Yeah, well,
it's been a long night.

1742
01:23:29.304 --> 01:23:33.207
-Trust me.
It won't go unappreciated.

1743
01:23:33.942 --> 01:23:35.442
Will and I were talking.

1744
01:23:35.444 --> 01:23:37.211
There might be a spot on
the coaching staff opening up

1745
01:23:37.213 --> 01:23:40.347
that could have your name on it.

1746
01:23:44.185 --> 01:23:45.719
-Coaching staff, huh?

1747
01:23:45.721 --> 01:23:49.156
-Liked the way
you handled yourself.

1748
01:23:53.828 --> 01:23:58.932
-What's gonna happen to her?

1749
01:23:58.934 --> 01:24:02.269
-You look good.

1750
01:24:02.271 --> 01:24:04.171
-You don't have to be here.

1751
01:24:04.173 --> 01:24:06.073
I know you don't have time
for my bullshit.

1752
01:24:06.075 --> 01:24:09.209
-Maddie, don't.
Don't say that.

1753
01:24:09.211 --> 01:24:14.381
-Shouldn't you be with the team,
your family?

1754
01:24:14.383 --> 01:24:16.750
-No.

1755
01:24:16.752 --> 01:24:19.086
I should be right here with you.

1756
01:24:19.088 --> 01:24:20.587
-Right.

1757
01:24:20.589 --> 01:24:23.390
-I needed to see you.
-You're only saying this now

1758
01:24:23.392 --> 01:24:24.625
'cause you don't want me to go
to the press.

1759
01:24:24.627 --> 01:24:27.995
-That's not true.
You want the truth?

1760
01:24:27.997 --> 01:24:29.063
You want the truth
about how I feel?

1761
01:24:29.065 --> 01:24:30.297
-Yeah.
-I love you.

1762
01:24:30.299 --> 01:24:33.500
I want you back in my life.

1763
01:24:33.502 --> 01:24:36.236
I never wanted you
out of my life.

1764
01:24:36.238 --> 01:24:37.771
But it's complicated.

1765
01:24:37.773 --> 01:24:41.075
-It's complicated.
-Yeah, it's complicated.

1766
01:24:41.077 --> 01:24:43.977
You know it is.
-It's complicated.

1767
01:24:43.979 --> 01:24:48.549
-So I don't know
what to do here.

1768
01:24:48.551 --> 01:24:50.717
First thing,
i want to make sure you're okay.

1769
01:24:50.719 --> 01:24:54.021
-I'm fine.

1770
01:24:54.023 --> 01:24:56.924
-I don't think you're fine.
-I'm the best I've ever been.

1771
01:24:58.494 --> 01:25:01.061
-I love you,
and I have missed you.

1772
01:25:01.063 --> 01:25:03.397
God, I missed you.

1773
01:25:03.399 --> 01:25:04.798
-You don't miss me.

1774
01:25:04.800 --> 01:25:08.769
You miss late-night quickies
and room service.

1775
01:25:08.771 --> 01:25:10.104
-Well, yeah.

1776
01:25:12.641 --> 01:25:17.077
-Come on, maddie.

1777
01:25:17.079 --> 01:25:19.580
It's more than that
and you know it.

1778
01:25:22.217 --> 01:25:24.051
Will you look at me?

1779
01:25:24.053 --> 01:25:26.253
-What?

1780
01:25:28.156 --> 01:25:29.756
-Never mind.

1781
01:25:29.758 --> 01:25:31.425
-What?

1782
01:25:31.427 --> 01:25:33.427
-[ Chuckles lightly

1783
01:25:33.429 --> 01:25:37.898
did you and Kevin...?

1784
01:25:37.900 --> 01:25:39.299
Here in my house?

1785
01:25:39.301 --> 01:25:42.102
-I don't know
what you're talking about.

1786
01:25:42.104 --> 01:25:44.138
-Did he kiss you?

1787
01:25:44.140 --> 01:25:45.672
-What? Are you jealous?

1788
01:25:45.674 --> 01:25:48.542
-Yeah. I am.

1789
01:25:48.544 --> 01:25:51.545
I'm jealous. How about that.

1790
01:25:51.547 --> 01:25:53.013
-Good.
-Do you like that?

1791
01:25:53.015 --> 01:25:54.248
-I like it a lot.
-Uh-huh.

1792
01:25:54.250 --> 01:25:57.151
-It's different.
-Uh-huh.

1793
01:25:57.153 --> 01:25:59.887
Hey.

1794
01:26:03.658 --> 01:26:05.526
God, maddie,
when I got that call

1795
01:26:05.528 --> 01:26:08.695
and I heard what happened,
i didn't know what to do.

1796
01:26:10.632 --> 01:26:13.467
Hey, I don't want to lose you.

1797
01:26:13.469 --> 01:26:16.036
I don't.
I don't want to lose you.

1798
01:26:16.038 --> 01:26:18.772
I love you.

1799
01:26:19.774 --> 01:26:21.909
-Trust me.
I don't like it, either.

1800
01:26:21.911 --> 01:26:24.878
But if he wants to risk
having her around,

1801
01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:28.182
what can I do about it?

1802
01:26:35.156 --> 01:26:37.257
-Kevin.

1803
01:26:37.259 --> 01:26:40.494
Thank you for looking
after maddie last night.

1804
01:26:42.397 --> 01:26:47.034
You all right?

1805
01:26:47.036 --> 01:26:50.671
-I know about Kyle Walker.

1806
01:26:50.673 --> 01:26:53.173
-Yeah,
he's a good football player.

1807
01:26:53.175 --> 01:26:56.276
-How'd you get him to come here?

1808
01:27:00.048 --> 01:27:03.884
-What do you know?

1809
01:27:03.886 --> 01:27:07.521
-You know, just the p's.

1810
01:27:07.523 --> 01:27:08.589
-The p's.

1811
01:27:08.591 --> 01:27:11.625
-Persistence, preparation...

1812
01:27:11.627 --> 01:27:12.793
Payoffs.

1813
01:27:12.795 --> 01:27:15.229
-Kevin, I wasn't done
talking to you.

1814
01:27:15.231 --> 01:27:16.530
-It's okay, Pete.
-Yeah.

1815
01:27:16.532 --> 01:27:19.366
I was done with you, though.

1816
01:27:19.368 --> 01:27:21.101
-Okay, Kevin,
you're disappointed in me.

1817
01:27:21.103 --> 01:27:22.736
I get it.

1818
01:27:22.738 --> 01:27:26.139
But everything I've done
is for the sake of this program.

1819
01:27:26.141 --> 01:27:27.708
And one day if you find yourself

1820
01:27:27.710 --> 01:27:30.010
in a position like mine --
and I think you will --

1821
01:27:30.012 --> 01:27:31.545
you're gonna find out
that making tough decisions

1822
01:27:31.547 --> 01:27:34.114
is a big part of the job.

1823
01:27:34.116 --> 01:27:36.550
Trust me when I tell you,

1824
01:27:36.552 --> 01:27:39.720
these decisions are what got us
where we are today.

1825
01:27:39.722 --> 01:27:44.358
-But I don't trust you, so...

1826
01:27:46.961 --> 01:27:49.429
What are you doing?

1827
01:27:50.465 --> 01:27:53.100
What are you doing?

1828
01:27:53.102 --> 01:27:56.270
-Kevin, we appreciate you
taking care of her, all right?

1829
01:27:58.841 --> 01:28:01.074
-Should have given those to you
hours ago.

1830
01:28:01.076 --> 01:28:02.809
-Kevin, listen to me.

1831
01:28:02.811 --> 01:28:04.711
Hey.

1832
01:28:04.713 --> 01:28:06.813
Kevin.

1833
01:28:06.815 --> 01:28:08.915
Think about your future!

1834
01:28:11.854 --> 01:28:14.254
Just needs a little while
to cool down.

1835
01:28:14.256 --> 01:28:16.623
-How do you know?

1836
01:28:16.625 --> 01:28:18.425
-Maddie, you had to get
a good sense of this guy.

1837
01:28:18.427 --> 01:28:21.194
He's upset now,
but he'll come around, right?

1838
01:28:21.196 --> 01:28:25.332
-Yeah, will.

1839
01:28:25.334 --> 01:28:28.468
Besides, you can talk anyone
into anything.

1840
01:28:28.470 --> 01:28:33.340
-Yeah. It was a nice
fucking mess you got us in.

1841
01:28:33.342 --> 01:28:35.208
-I'll go talk to him.

1842
01:28:35.210 --> 01:28:36.443
-Would you?
-Yeah.

1843
01:28:36.445 --> 01:28:38.011
-Just tell him to come back
in here.

1844
01:28:38.013 --> 01:28:40.180
-Yeah, I'll -- I'll just fix it.

1845
01:28:40.182 --> 01:28:42.883
-Thank you.

1846
01:28:48.022 --> 01:28:50.691
All right.

1847
01:29:02.170 --> 01:29:03.403
-Hey.

1848
01:29:03.405 --> 01:29:06.373
-Hi.
-What are you doing?

1849
01:29:06.375 --> 01:29:09.376
-I guess I'm changing
my five-year plan.

1850
01:29:09.378 --> 01:29:11.545
-You want a ride?

1851
01:29:11.547 --> 01:29:13.447
-What about will?

1852
01:29:13.449 --> 01:29:17.050
-I hope he wins.

1853
01:29:21.322 --> 01:29:24.591
Where to?