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That's it. That's it. Nice and slow.
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Shit.
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Yo, Christine!
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Christine, I love you.
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How many times
you want me to say it? I fu...
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I love...
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I fucking love you!
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I love you!
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Good.
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Come on, follow me.
We're gonna do this together.
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Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
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Up and press up.
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Toes pointed and down. And press up.
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And down.
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Beautiful. Up. We're all a team.
We stay together.
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And down. Don't cheat.
Stay with your teammates. Everybody up.
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Push, push, push!
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Pull in your navel!
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Through your sphincter!
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Push 'em up!
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Down! Up!
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Down! Put those elbows in.
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Squeeze up. Beautiful.
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Down.
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Touch the ground.
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James Brown. Touch the ground.
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Get down.
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Now, plank position.
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Your forearms should be pointed forward,
straight ahead.
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90 degrees, feet together.
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Susan, elbows under your shoulder.
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These are your shoulders.
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Imagine a straight line going down
to the floor, straight ahead.
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Straight down.
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- Can I help you, sir?
- I don't want to interrupt anything.
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No, no, no, no.
This is the perfect time.
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These guys could hold plank
all day, right?
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Butt up!
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Monica, not that high.
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You're a plank. Solid rock.
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Yeah, I was hoping
to get in shape a little bit.
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A little bit? All right.
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Can I help you, sir?
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Yeah, you can help me.
You can all help me.
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Why don't you step into my office,
and I'll tell you a bit about what we do here
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and we can talk about some
of your personal fitness goals?
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You can take a seat, if you like.
You don't have to, though.
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Fear excuses surrender?
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No. It's...
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No fear.
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What can we do for you?
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I was looking in your window, and I thought,
you know, "I got to get in shape."
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Yeah, I can relate to that.
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Every time I see Lorenzo's abs,
I think I got to stop eating tacos.
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Are you... Are you currently...
doing any form of consistent exercise?
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- Have you spent much time in gyms?
- Fuck, no.
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Okay, well, that's all right.
No problem.
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Well, just... just to give you
a little bit of our philosophy here...
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Look, firstly, my name's Trevor.
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- I'm Danny.
- Danny, Danny.
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I am the founder and owner
of Power 4 Life.
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And I've... you know, I've often
got people coming up to me asking,
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"Hey, Trevor, what's the 4
in Power 4 Life?"
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Put it simply, it's physical,
mental, emotional, and spiritual.
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Now, obviously,
when you take on a trainer,
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you're primarily concentrating
on the physical,
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but I think the thing that separates us
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from all the other boot camps
and trainers and gyms out there
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is that we're very aware
that those four elements
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work in conjunction
with each other all the time.
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Yeah.
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Look, I know I can go on
a bit and stuff, so I won't.
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So, what are your goals?
What do you think you're after?
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Well, you know, I mean, I got money,
so I can pay for whatever.
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That's good, yeah. Fine, that's fine.
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I guess what I really want... I just...
I want to be able to take a punch.
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- I want to be able to, like...
- So, boxing, yeah?
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Yeah, but I'm not gonna get
in the ring, I don't think.
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Like, say you hit me here
or here, here, or right here.
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I just want to be able to take it
without falling down or... or, you know,
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puking or bleeding...
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too much. Just...
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Does that make sense?
- Yeah, of course.
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- Kat.
- Hey.
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So funny to see you here.
We were just at a birthday party.
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Barrett, do you remember
my trainer, Kat? Can you say hi?
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Hey, buddy. How's that cupcake?
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My gosh, busted.
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Technically, it was Barrett's,
but I did have a couple bites,
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and I was gonna put it in my food log.
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- No, look. I am not the food police, Laura.
- I think it's pretty obvious by now,
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I'm not perfect about food,
and I'm not trying to be.
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Also... you're behind on payment, Laura.
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What?
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You know, it doesn't
bother me if you lie to me.
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I truly don't give a S.H.I.T.
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- S.H.I.T.
- But if you lie to yourself, right?
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Bye, bud.
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- Okay, is everybody ready?
- Yeah, everyone smiling, showing teeth?
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Don't you think at least
one of us should look mean?
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No, overruled, mate.
We're a united, smiling front.
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We're good.
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So, is he supposed to look mean, or not?
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- Hey, sorry.
- Akim, don't...
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- The princess has arrived.
- Where's your shirt?
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Looks like a family
Christmas photo, man.
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Even though so many of us
have had sex with each other.
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Mate, I don't want to know about
your personal lives. I really don't, okay?
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Kat, hurry up.
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Akim, smile, mate, or you're fired.
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See you tomorrow, bro.
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Hey, Kat!
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Did you... Did you jump on Laura Brant's
car and harass her or something?
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I did not jump on her car.
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I mean, she owes you money, Trevor.
She's a deadbeat.
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No, her credit card's expired, and we
just haven't got the new one on file yet.
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- Deadbeat.
- Collection's not even your problem.
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Well, yes, it is my problem if I am
getting paid out per session, Trevor.
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You'll get paid for every session
that you do. It's my problem, okay?
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Trevor, you said you were gonna
text me the contact info for the walk-in.
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Yeah, I did. I mean,
I didn't, but I'll do it now.
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And I'll work out schedule and goals
with him. We'll make it work.
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Yep. Okay, great.
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We had a walk-in? Did he request...
Lorenzo specifically, or...
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Really? You weren't here.
You haven't even met the guy,
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but all of a sudden,
he's your client that I'm stealing?
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- Don't provoke her. Don't provoke her.
- Yeah, stop fucking provoking me.
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I know you're looking for more clients,
but it's an executive decision, okay?
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Kat, reality check. You're already working
seven days a week. You're unfocused.
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You know what? You know, Trevor,
I'd like you to finish your explanation here
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- because I truly don't understand why...
- Don't provoke me. Don't provoke me.
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- Trevor is trying to run a business.
- Fuck off! You're a bisexual gigolo!
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Part of achieving excellence
is delivering excellence consistently.
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- And I'm sorry, what did you just call me?
- Listen, just call him, okay?
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Give him a call and let me know
what you work out, all right? Fuck.
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- Thanks.
- You made him so mad.
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Kat, don't fuck with a lion.
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I wouldn't want to touch you.
Wouldn't want to go near you.
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- This is my car.
- Sorry.
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Don't do it, Kat. Don't come in here.
Just turn around.
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Do you ever read the feedback forms
you make clients fill out?
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Why don't you ever say anything nice
to me first before you attack?
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- Why isn't that part of your strategy?
- Who is... your highest ranked trainer?
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I don't know. I haven't crunched
the numbers yet.
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Why would you make people
fill out these forms
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if you're not gonna crunch the
numbers, man? That's not optimized.
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Well, why don't you... pull up
the... spreadsheet? I'll wait.
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- I know you score high.
- I Sc... clients fucking love me, Trevor.
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Look, they don't see the dark side
unless they fuck with me
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or they fuck with your business.
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And if they're cool,
then I'm their best friend.
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Look, the guy was weird, okay?
He just gave off a weird vibe.
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He wanted privates at home. That's fine.
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But when I asked him
about his personal fitness goals,
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he just got more fucking weird.
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And... I just wouldn't feel comfortable
sending you over there.
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- He's a rapist.
- I have no idea. Maybe.
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And he's like a big guy, big trouble?
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Yeah, hand to hand in a fair fight,
you would break his neck,
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but I can't count
on a fair fight, can I?
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I'm just not prepared
to take the risk, all right?
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Geez, now I'm worried
about Lorenzo and his...
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Come on, I'm setting the alarm.
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You're such a juvenile.
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I can't believe I haven't earned
your trust by now.
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So.
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Well, listen...
this is an intro session,
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and it's really just about me getting
to know you and you getting to know me
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- and sort of starting on a plan together.
- All right.
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So, what I'd like you
to do is... keep a food log.
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That means, you know,
writing it down on a piece of paper,
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e-mailing it to me,
or now some of my clients,
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they'll take a picture of the food they're
eating and send it to me. Boom, easy.
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So, anything that goes into your body
that isn't water, we track it.
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- That's intense.
- Yeah.
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Payment...
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you could either pay by...
check or PayPal.
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We usually bill monthly, but we can
schedule it however works for you.
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Okay. I don't know.
Can't I just pay in advance?
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- Yeah.
- Like, how about...
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I don't know, how much
for a year or two?
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- Okay, well... see you on Thursday.
- All right, Thursday.
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Yep.
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You know, I have a pool too,
right over there.
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Okay.
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Hey. Keep the change.
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Let's talk about food.
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I think that it's really great that
you were honest about what you ate.
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But... if it wasn't hunger,
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what do you think was going on there?
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- Boredom.
- Boredom, okay.
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Well, maybe you could've invited
somebody over to share the pizza with you.
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Maybe.
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Yeah, maybe or maybe not.
It's up to you, right?
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Boredom and depression.
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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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Do you ever...
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Do you ever see anybody about that?
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- Like a shrink or something?
- Yeah, or a... trained professional.
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I don't know.
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Do you?
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I have. I've tried it.
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And what, you didn't like it?
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You know, it's...
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it's like training with somebody.
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You know, you just have
to trust in the process.
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And it feels kind of awkward
at first, but when you...
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You know, I'm not saying that a shrink
can save your life every time, but...
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A trainer can save your life?
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- I don't know.
- You know.
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Let's hit it. Let's get you
warmed up. Okay?
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Bend at the waist, stick your butt out,
and drop down, okay?
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Keep your core tight
throughout the whole thing.
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Let's just try one, see how we do. Okay?
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All right. And come right back up.
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Push up through your heels.
There you go.
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Okay. I'm sorry,
is touch okay or not okay?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah? Okay.
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I just want to make a quick adjustment
back here. Doing really well. Get that...
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Okay, you got to tell me if something
doesn't feel good, okay?
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- No, it was good.
- It was okay?
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- It was okay.
- Okay.
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So, this is tight throughout.
Keep these shoulders really tight.
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Core is tight. Imagine there's,
like, a wall behind your butt,
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and you're trying to, like,
break through it, okay?
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And let's pop right back up.
Yep, okay, let's just stop there.
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We're just trying to get the alignment
right. It's kind of tricky at first.
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- Feels kind of unnatural, right?
- Knock a wall down with my butt?
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Yeah, knock a wall down with your butt,
You know, knock over your sadness.
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Knock over your anxiety. Knock over,
you know, anything that makes you mad.
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- Yeah.
- Control your descent when you go.
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Don't just drop down. Control it down.
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You know what? I'm gonna show you a few.
I just want you to get this form right.
235
00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:37,488
All right, here we go.
236
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And I lead with my butt. See?
237
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,265
Okay, you see my form?
238
00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:50,641
- Yes.
- See how everything is tight?
239
00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:53,371
Nine. Last one, ten.
240
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:56,073
Great, swap it out. Swap it out.
Big focus, come on, big focus.
241
00:17:56,173 --> 00:18:01,478
I started Power 4 Life because I wanted
to give people power for their own lives.
242
00:18:01,578 --> 00:18:05,783
When I hear someone say,
"I wish I had the perfect body,"
243
00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:08,820
I think to myself, what is that?
244
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,022
We all have our own perfection.
245
00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:13,457
Maybe you want to compete in a marathon.
246
00:18:13,557 --> 00:18:17,829
Or maybe you just want to feel
super-confident in a bikini.
247
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:21,313
Or maybe all you're after
is that little bit of extra energy
248
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when you get home from work so you've
got energy to play with your kids.
249
00:18:26,704 --> 00:18:28,773
Close your eyes...
250
00:18:30,908 --> 00:18:34,679
and hold that goal in your mind.
251
00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:42,853
And make it happen.
252
00:18:42,953 --> 00:18:47,492
Physical, mental, emotional,
and spiritual.
253
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:51,362
...it's all coming from here. It's got
to come from the back in here, okay?
254
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:54,265
Yeah. And one more.
255
00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:57,501
Good. I'm gonna give you
ten pound weights.
256
00:18:57,601 --> 00:19:00,496
Really? Okay.
257
00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:04,342
Honestly, I had been
to a lot of trainers before,
258
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:07,011
and I had never found a program
that I could stick with
259
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:10,214
until I started working with Kat.
She's amazing.
260
00:19:10,314 --> 00:19:13,985
She loves her job, she loves life,
261
00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:17,021
and it just makes you want
to work harder and do better.
262
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:22,061
Your back really straight, and then
you push with your butt, right?
263
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:26,430
Push that out,
and you kind of lead with it.
264
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,342
Try to go as deep as you can, okay?
265
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:59,456
Hey... hey, what's up, man?
266
00:20:59,556 --> 00:21:01,492
I like your hat.
267
00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:04,675
I don't mean to bother you.
268
00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:07,031
You...
269
00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:09,386
I'm new in town, so...
270
00:21:09,486 --> 00:21:11,839
I got a kind of dumb question
I was wondering if you could help me with.
271
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:14,117
Do you smoke?
272
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:18,809
You know where I can get some... weed?
273
00:21:21,111 --> 00:21:23,081
Do I look like a drug dealer to you?
274
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:28,551
Drugs, not... I mean, weed, weed, weed.
275
00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:35,326
- I'm an undercover cop.
- Are you really?
276
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:38,900
Well... bullshit.
277
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,834
- You got a badge? Show me your badge.
- No, I'm kidding. I'm not a cop.
278
00:21:44,401 --> 00:21:46,721
- I am a lawyer, though.
- Yeah?
279
00:21:46,821 --> 00:21:48,839
Yeah? What kind? Criminal lawyer?
280
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:51,523
No, no, commercial...
281
00:21:51,623 --> 00:21:55,045
business. You know, contracts and shit.
282
00:21:55,145 --> 00:21:57,548
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
283
00:21:58,215 --> 00:22:01,318
- Hey, you got a card?
- You want... you want my card?
284
00:22:01,418 --> 00:22:03,687
Yeah, if you got one.
285
00:22:05,055 --> 00:22:08,058
All right, yeah. I'll give you my card.
286
00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:16,934
- No shit.
- Yeah.
287
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:20,668
I could probably use
someone like you on the...
288
00:22:21,068 --> 00:22:22,737
team.
289
00:22:23,607 --> 00:22:27,472
Hey, I could probably help you
with that other thing, too, if you want.
290
00:22:27,572 --> 00:22:28,513
Good.
291
00:22:54,071 --> 00:22:56,098
Okay.
292
00:22:57,408 --> 00:23:00,445
So you agree... it's 2014.
293
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,881
Alejandra, he's a pretty boy.
He gets a lot of attention.
294
00:23:03,981 --> 00:23:06,851
- All right, so.
- Yeah, just pretty much, just, you know,
295
00:23:06,951 --> 00:23:09,387
that button for on and off,
and then, I mean,
296
00:23:09,487 --> 00:23:11,455
you could probably figure
the rest of these out.
297
00:23:11,555 --> 00:23:13,690
Just leave that for you here.
298
00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:17,305
- All right, man, there you go.
- Thank you.
299
00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:19,496
Hey...
300
00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:24,401
Can you do this?
Can you hook this up to that screen?
301
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:29,439
So that I could do computer stuff...
watch computer stuff on that?
302
00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:31,575
- Yeah, I could probably do that.
- Another 100 bucks, bro.
303
00:23:31,675 --> 00:23:34,912
Just makes you want to work
harder and do better.
304
00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:39,416
Your back really straight, and then
you push with your butt, right?
305
00:23:39,516 --> 00:23:40,885
Yeah.
306
00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:43,888
Push that out,
and you kind of lead with it.
307
00:23:43,988 --> 00:23:46,423
Try to go as deep as you can, okay?
308
00:23:46,523 --> 00:23:50,260
I assembled my own personal dream team.
309
00:23:54,398 --> 00:23:55,599
You can do better.
310
00:23:55,699 --> 00:24:00,137
Your back really straight, and then
you push with your butt, all right?
311
00:24:00,237 --> 00:24:01,505
Yeah.
312
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:04,541
Push that out,
and you kind of lead with it.
313
00:24:04,641 --> 00:24:07,694
Try to go as deep as you can, okay?
314
00:24:32,837 --> 00:24:37,516
Hey, hey. Hey, fella.
315
00:24:39,476 --> 00:24:42,079
Hey. Hello, hello.
316
00:24:42,179 --> 00:24:45,149
Hey, chubby, chubby.
317
00:24:45,249 --> 00:24:48,052
Hi, name's chubby.
318
00:24:48,152 --> 00:24:52,623
My mom's chubby. My dad's chubby.
Even my dog's chubby.
319
00:25:37,301 --> 00:25:39,804
Of course, it hurts.
It's supposed to hurt.
320
00:25:39,904 --> 00:25:42,106
You fool yourself if you think
you conquer pain.
321
00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:44,775
You cannot conquer pain. Pain is key.
322
00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:48,345
You cannot work against it.
You must work with it.
323
00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:50,714
When you come up,
you come up to that front heel.
324
00:25:50,814 --> 00:25:54,018
All that work is in that front heel.
325
00:25:54,751 --> 00:25:57,287
Drop down into it.
326
00:25:58,822 --> 00:26:00,824
Wait...
327
00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:04,128
What?
328
00:26:04,228 --> 00:26:05,782
What?
329
00:26:05,882 --> 00:26:09,400
Okay, I'm sorry. That was...
it was just a... it was a visual thing.
330
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,503
No shit, it's a visual.
It's... I look ridiculous.
331
00:26:12,603 --> 00:26:14,238
That's why we're doing
this shit in private.
332
00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:17,474
It's not ridiculous.
You're learning something new.
333
00:26:17,774 --> 00:26:20,511
All right, and push up.
Take a breath if you need it, okay?
334
00:26:20,611 --> 00:26:22,613
Yeah.
335
00:26:24,515 --> 00:26:27,384
Good. Okay.
336
00:26:33,524 --> 00:26:37,828
Monty Python. Ministry of Silly Walks.
337
00:26:37,928 --> 00:26:41,132
You don't know that?
Do you know who Monty Python is?
338
00:26:41,232 --> 00:26:44,620
You've never heard of Monty...
You don't know who they are?
339
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,105
John Cleese? Shit, I'm old.
340
00:26:48,205 --> 00:26:52,344
You're not old.
You're just lazy. Let's go.
341
00:26:53,544 --> 00:26:56,281
- Well, nice work today.
- Thanks.
342
00:26:56,381 --> 00:27:00,184
I meant to say,
I enjoyed your photography again.
343
00:27:02,085 --> 00:27:06,456
You have... you have no idea what
I'm talking about. That's awesome.
344
00:27:08,158 --> 00:27:10,460
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
345
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,263
Yeah. Do you want to come in
and smoke some time?
346
00:27:13,363 --> 00:27:16,166
It doesn't have to be now.
I mean, some time.
347
00:27:18,335 --> 00:27:22,306
Well, you know, it's not very... it's not
very good for you. It's not healthy.
348
00:27:22,406 --> 00:27:27,177
Yeah, we may disagree
on the definition of health.
349
00:27:28,612 --> 00:27:32,216
Well, I have a... I have a client now,
but I appreciate the offer.
350
00:27:32,316 --> 00:27:33,017
Yeah.
351
00:27:33,117 --> 00:27:34,355
- Good night.
- Good night.
352
00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:37,254
But when my boyfriend starts
getting calls from her boyfriend,
353
00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:40,691
saying, "what the fuck, yo?"
Like, then it's my business, you know?
354
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:43,227
Right. Well, they just got
to take some responsibility.
355
00:27:43,327 --> 00:27:46,663
Exactly. I think I just did 20.
356
00:27:46,763 --> 00:27:48,732
I counted 16.
357
00:27:48,832 --> 00:27:52,202
I was paying attention.
I think it was 20.
358
00:27:52,302 --> 00:27:55,906
Okay, I'm gonna put 16 down in here
'cause that's what I counted,
359
00:27:56,006 --> 00:27:59,109
but if you want to move on,
we can move on.
360
00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:02,167
Yeah. Thank you.
361
00:28:07,251 --> 00:28:10,220
Am I your most out-of-shape client?
362
00:28:11,087 --> 00:28:13,023
No.
363
00:28:13,123 --> 00:28:15,458
No, definitely not.
364
00:28:16,793 --> 00:28:20,831
You know what, Danny?
Your questionable diet aside,
365
00:28:20,931 --> 00:28:23,767
you actually, like, put in an effort
into some of the workouts.
366
00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:27,671
I mean, some of these people, I don't even
know why they waste their money.
367
00:28:28,038 --> 00:28:32,309
They... they waste it 'cause
they have it. That's why I waste it.
368
00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:37,481
I've met a lot of rich people, okay,
and you have got your own sense of style.
369
00:28:37,581 --> 00:28:41,017
- Just no frills at all.
- You know, I tell you, it's like...
370
00:28:41,117 --> 00:28:43,139
Thank you.
371
00:28:48,025 --> 00:28:53,731
It's a rental, so it's temporary. I don't
know how long I'm gonna stay in town.
372
00:28:54,298 --> 00:28:56,533
I mean, like, what are you,
373
00:28:56,633 --> 00:29:02,639
some, like, globetrotting,
trust-fund kid?
374
00:29:03,407 --> 00:29:05,909
What? No. Fuck, no.
375
00:29:06,009 --> 00:29:09,513
You want something to drink?
You want water? You want a beer?
376
00:29:09,613 --> 00:29:12,282
You want a protein shake
or whatever you drink?
377
00:29:12,382 --> 00:29:16,420
- I'll take a water, thanks.
- Okay.
378
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,290
Did you invent a website,
something like that?
379
00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:23,460
Let's have whiskey.
You want to have a shot?
380
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,696
- Whiskey?
- Like, come on. Enough control.
381
00:29:25,796 --> 00:29:28,898
- I don't know about...
- Enough controlling our descent.
382
00:29:28,998 --> 00:29:31,001
Yeah, yeah. You just...
just a little bit, I think.
383
00:29:31,101 --> 00:29:33,303
A little bit?
384
00:29:35,505 --> 00:29:41,369
I got divorced about...
God, I don't know.
385
00:29:41,469 --> 00:29:46,250
- A half a year ago?
- Your wife invented a website, then?
386
00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:51,755
No, she didn't invent shit. She was...
she's pretty smart. I respect her.
387
00:29:51,855 --> 00:29:54,760
- You want ice?
- Yeah, I'll take some ice, thank you.
388
00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:58,829
But I... she's...
That's not what happened.
389
00:29:59,429 --> 00:30:01,031
Thanks.
390
00:30:01,131 --> 00:30:04,053
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
391
00:30:05,168 --> 00:30:08,273
Within 24 hours of...
392
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:11,975
the ink drying on the divorce,
I find out my mother's dead.
393
00:30:12,075 --> 00:30:14,979
- I'm sorry.
- That's all right. You didn't kill her.
394
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:17,981
Hadn't talked to her for 16, 17 years.
395
00:30:18,081 --> 00:30:20,417
You know, we didn't leave off
on a good place,
396
00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:23,086
and I knew she lived in Texas.
397
00:30:23,186 --> 00:30:25,622
I knew she married a rich guy.
I didn't realize how rich.
398
00:30:25,722 --> 00:30:28,392
I didn't realize he'd already died.
399
00:30:28,492 --> 00:30:31,862
I never thought
she'd put me in her will.
400
00:30:32,362 --> 00:30:36,132
The thing is, if she had died
one week earlier,
401
00:30:36,232 --> 00:30:39,503
my ex-wife would be rich now,
and I feel bad about that,
402
00:30:39,603 --> 00:30:44,007
because I think she really
would've enjoyed being rich.
403
00:30:44,107 --> 00:30:47,297
Yeah, I mean, some girls
are into that...
404
00:30:47,797 --> 00:30:49,788
thing.
405
00:30:58,588 --> 00:31:00,324
Do you want to watch TV?
406
00:31:00,424 --> 00:31:03,060
People ask me all the time
about the progress we've made
407
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,329
treating mental illness
in this country...
408
00:31:05,429 --> 00:31:08,424
- Are you married?
- Me?
409
00:31:08,524 --> 00:31:10,534
No way. You see a ring on this finger?
410
00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:13,270
...and when I talk to the medical
professionals in the field.
411
00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:16,473
They'll tell you we've made
phenomenal progress.
412
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,308
A boyfriend?
413
00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:23,046
I've been sleeping with someone,
or I was sleeping with someone.
414
00:31:23,146 --> 00:31:25,988
I don't know
if that's happening anymore.
415
00:31:27,017 --> 00:31:28,652
And, in fact, it may be worse.
416
00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:32,823
Yeah, we sought treatment, and it's...
417
00:31:32,923 --> 00:31:37,971
He was in and out
of institutions for years, and...
418
00:31:38,071 --> 00:31:41,515
I've lost count
of how many places we went...
419
00:31:41,615 --> 00:31:44,270
we went to, and...
420
00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:47,938
we all knew he was in danger.
421
00:31:48,038 --> 00:31:50,840
We knew it was a danger.
422
00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:58,582
On the morning of November 3rd,
Billy boarded a bus headed to Madison,
423
00:31:58,682 --> 00:32:02,786
carrying three handguns
all legally purchased.
424
00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:06,590
The last time he had spoken to Susan
had been four days earlier.
425
00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:08,558
He told her he was going back.
426
00:32:08,658 --> 00:32:11,428
- Slow down. No disrobing, okay?
- Okay.
427
00:32:11,728 --> 00:32:15,599
I know it's on the high end
of your scale,
428
00:32:15,699 --> 00:32:19,870
you know, size-wise and price-wise,
but I just thought you'd want to see it.
429
00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:22,939
I mean, it could be amazing, right?
You could get so much equipment in here.
430
00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:27,310
Not that it's about competing
with the franchise gyms.
431
00:32:28,144 --> 00:32:32,349
Imagine having a juice bar there, right,
with a nutritionist on staff.
432
00:32:32,449 --> 00:32:36,653
You know, in a place like this, I could
take the whole Power 4 Life philosophy
433
00:32:36,753 --> 00:32:39,156
and actualize it.
434
00:32:42,225 --> 00:32:46,363
We could have a heart center, we could
have a mind center, have a spirit center.
435
00:32:46,463 --> 00:32:51,201
We could make that area like a private area
and have a licensed therapist on staff.
436
00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:53,770
We could have meditation classes.
437
00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:56,773
I mean, it's crazy,
and if it didn't take off really quickly,
438
00:32:56,873 --> 00:33:00,243
you'd probably see me down
at 24-Hour Fitness begging for a job.
439
00:33:00,343 --> 00:33:04,948
Hey, hey, the first thing
you told me when we met
440
00:33:05,048 --> 00:33:07,217
was that you were looking to grow.
441
00:33:07,317 --> 00:33:12,089
So the real question is,
how much do you want to grow?
442
00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:41,871
You do CrossFit, don't you?
443
00:33:41,971 --> 00:33:46,274
Six days a week, and sometimes
I try and squeeze in yoga
444
00:33:46,374 --> 00:33:49,059
- and Pilates if I can.
- And who do you train with?
445
00:33:49,159 --> 00:33:51,896
Do you know Dominic
and Sarah at South Side?
446
00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:52,929
They're fantastic.
447
00:33:53,029 --> 00:33:57,701
Yeah, but if you were in this location,
I'd have to start coming here.
448
00:33:57,801 --> 00:34:01,071
Super convenient for me.
I just live a few blocks away.
449
00:34:01,171 --> 00:34:03,840
Really? There's so many
great restaurants around here.
450
00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:08,545
Yeah, I mean, not that I can go
to any of them since I've gone paleo.
451
00:34:08,645 --> 00:34:11,681
I know a really great beef-ball place
if you want a recommendation.
452
00:34:11,781 --> 00:34:13,182
Absolutely.
453
00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:15,919
Let me know when you're free,
and we'll get it on the calendar.
454
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:18,814
- Okay.
- Excuse me.
455
00:34:27,363 --> 00:34:31,468
Hey, if I... go to the store,
do you want me to pick you up anything?
456
00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:33,851
Hello?
457
00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:37,841
Tre... Trevor?
458
00:34:37,941 --> 00:34:41,277
Yeah, your door was open.
I just wanted to see if you were okay.
459
00:34:41,377 --> 00:34:44,412
- Hi, Thea.
- Hey.
460
00:34:44,512 --> 00:34:48,682
I could have texted, but I didn't have
the app that can deliver soup.
461
00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:50,960
Thea, Trevor brought soup.
Would you like some soup or...
462
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:55,158
- No, I'm okay, thanks.
- I rescheduled most of my clients.
463
00:34:55,258 --> 00:34:57,593
You know, I'm sick,
but everything is cool.
464
00:34:57,693 --> 00:34:59,662
Okay.
465
00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:04,726
You look like you're in good healing hands.
I'll just leave this for you, and...
466
00:35:04,826 --> 00:35:08,304
if you need to cancel tomorrow,
let me know, and I'll sort that out.
467
00:35:08,404 --> 00:35:12,472
Health first? Okay, see you ladies.
468
00:35:14,344 --> 00:35:19,683
- Was this business or personal, Trevor?
- I didn't mean to freak you out.
469
00:35:41,838 --> 00:35:45,242
- All right, good night.
- Night.
470
00:36:25,849 --> 00:36:29,085
Hey, I... I didn't know
if you did evening sessions.
471
00:36:29,185 --> 00:36:32,755
I can, but not if the client
isn't in appropriate workout clothes.
472
00:36:32,855 --> 00:36:35,325
Well, I mean, hey.
473
00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:38,928
The pay is the same either way, right?
Come on. Come in.
474
00:36:39,028 --> 00:36:43,133
Listen, Danny. We need to talk.
475
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:47,470
Yeah, no, we absolutely need to talk.
That's why I want you to come inside.
476
00:36:47,570 --> 00:36:49,972
No... but listen, I just...
477
00:36:50,072 --> 00:36:53,701
I need to figure out if we can continue
a professional relationship here...
478
00:36:53,801 --> 00:36:55,345
- Come on inside. Come in the house.
- And if we can't...
479
00:36:57,747 --> 00:36:59,452
Come on. I want to show you something.
480
00:37:11,394 --> 00:37:13,930
I hired these guys.
481
00:37:14,030 --> 00:37:16,066
Sorry?
482
00:37:26,209 --> 00:37:28,278
Kat.
483
00:37:28,678 --> 00:37:31,715
Come here. Come on. Come on. Come on.
484
00:37:41,629 --> 00:37:43,894
Chef Paul, that looks amazing.
485
00:37:43,994 --> 00:37:45,863
- You're a wizard.
- Thank you.
486
00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:48,564
Look at that. Look at that salad.
487
00:37:48,664 --> 00:37:50,834
Look at that. This is...
488
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:54,437
I hope you brought an appetite and that
you didn't eat already because...
489
00:37:54,537 --> 00:37:58,942
- I had a Power Bar on the way over.
- You had a Power Bar... great, that's...
490
00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:01,811
Well, that's all right,
but this is some gourmet stuff.
491
00:38:01,911 --> 00:38:06,683
This is, like... he's...
he's a celebrity, that guy.
492
00:38:21,197 --> 00:38:22,866
Kat!
493
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,236
Keep playing.
494
00:38:26,336 --> 00:38:28,404
Kat, where are you going?
This is good food. This is...
495
00:38:28,504 --> 00:38:30,440
How fucking stupid are you?
496
00:38:31,207 --> 00:38:33,911
Hey, Kat. Kat. Kat!
497
00:38:39,449 --> 00:38:41,651
You want to date me?
498
00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:45,898
- For 100 bucks an hour?
- No. I mean, yes, I want to date you.
499
00:38:45,998 --> 00:38:47,524
Why, because you thought
we liked each other?
500
00:38:47,624 --> 00:38:49,826
Yeah. Well, you know.
501
00:38:49,926 --> 00:38:53,584
Danny, I'm in the service industry,
okay? That is my job.
502
00:38:53,684 --> 00:38:55,532
You know what?
That's not what this shit is about.
503
00:38:55,632 --> 00:39:01,104
This is about you insecure fucks
not trusting anything you can't buy.
504
00:39:01,204 --> 00:39:04,641
My god. You have got to be
the worst rich guy ever.
505
00:39:05,141 --> 00:39:08,742
You don't know what to do with your money.
Boo-fucking-hoo, Danny.
506
00:39:08,842 --> 00:39:11,514
- Give it to charity.
- Fine, I can do that. I'll do that.
507
00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:15,385
Give it to cancer research, and then
go get cancer for all I give a fuck!
508
00:39:15,485 --> 00:39:17,821
God damn.
509
00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:20,824
I'm sorry, Danny. Was that harsh?
510
00:39:20,924 --> 00:39:25,495
Maybe I'm not your dream girl, okay? Maybe
we have absolutely nothing in common.
511
00:39:25,595 --> 00:39:28,231
I had a lot in common
with my ex-wife, so I don't know.
512
00:39:28,331 --> 00:39:31,062
Maybe I don't need to do that again.
513
00:39:31,768 --> 00:39:33,637
You know, I didn't know
you were this angry.
514
00:39:33,737 --> 00:39:36,139
Well, I am!
515
00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:41,478
It's not making me
any less attracted to you.
516
00:40:24,314 --> 00:40:28,391
- How do they know I'm sexy?
- They've seen your picture on my Facebook.
517
00:40:28,491 --> 00:40:30,624
- They're watching me on Facebook?
- Of course.
518
00:40:30,724 --> 00:40:33,596
You remember those pictures
I was taking almost every day?
519
00:40:33,696 --> 00:40:36,966
The ones with my shirt off?
All right, see you, Charles.
520
00:40:37,066 --> 00:40:39,402
Hey, I...
521
00:40:41,871 --> 00:40:43,283
Why do I have a message from Danny Ross
522
00:40:43,383 --> 00:40:46,241
telling me that he's stopping
payment on his check?
523
00:40:46,341 --> 00:40:49,112
Okay, tell me you deposited it,
that it's in the bank?
524
00:40:49,212 --> 00:40:51,344
That's not... That's beside the point.
525
00:40:51,444 --> 00:40:55,951
Well, look, I was about to tell you
that we had some personal issues.
526
00:40:56,051 --> 00:41:00,089
Just some inappropriate behavior,
nothing illegal or scary,
527
00:41:00,189 --> 00:41:03,326
but I don't think that
I should go over there again.
528
00:41:05,194 --> 00:41:07,330
You should hire somebody
to do this part for you.
529
00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:11,167
Don't make fun of me, Kat.
I'm good with business.
530
00:41:16,506 --> 00:41:18,707
This is... it's $25,000.
531
00:41:18,807 --> 00:41:22,378
Yeah, he wanted to pay for two years
in advance, three sessions a week.
532
00:41:22,478 --> 00:41:26,115
- I talked him down a bit but not much.
- Did he hit on you or something?
533
00:41:28,717 --> 00:41:32,722
- Right, and how did you handle that?
- Poorly, but he crossed the line, Trevor,
534
00:41:32,872 --> 00:41:36,793
and you know I can't handle it
when the line is crossed.
535
00:41:36,893 --> 00:41:39,896
What, did he use inappropriate language
or try and touch you or...
536
00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:45,768
No, I mean, yes, he hired, like,
a jazz band to sing to me.
537
00:41:45,868 --> 00:41:48,905
Jazz? What the fuck?
538
00:41:49,005 --> 00:41:53,076
Jazz, maybe love songs or ballads.
I'm not... I don't know what it was,
539
00:41:53,176 --> 00:41:56,980
but it was inappropriate, and I just...
I don't think we need him as a client,
540
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,966
and I'm sorry that you didn't have
your shit together to deposit this
541
00:42:00,066 --> 00:42:02,051
when I gave it to you.
542
00:42:02,151 --> 00:42:07,357
No, I'm... I mean, I...
I am genuinely sorry.
543
00:42:07,457 --> 00:42:09,059
I'm calling him.
544
00:42:15,731 --> 00:42:18,234
Hey, I'm in a movie.
545
00:42:18,334 --> 00:42:21,637
Danny, can you hear me?
It's Trevor Manning from Power 4 Life.
546
00:42:21,737 --> 00:42:25,027
Listen, mate, I got your message, and...
547
00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:28,211
I've just been talking to Kat
here in my office.
548
00:42:28,311 --> 00:42:29,666
Is she there now? Put her on.
549
00:42:29,766 --> 00:42:32,448
I'm gonna need you to keep
your distance from Kat, okay?
550
00:42:32,548 --> 00:42:36,486
I don't think there's any need to bring in
any legal authorities at this time,
551
00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:41,891
but if you try to contact her, just to say
that the law won't be your only problem.
552
00:42:41,991 --> 00:42:45,528
- Are you threatening him?
- Are you threatening me?
553
00:42:45,628 --> 00:42:48,197
Absolutely not.
554
00:42:48,497 --> 00:42:54,036
Well, maybe you'll have a legal problem,
dick nose. I have an amazing lawyer.
555
00:42:56,139 --> 00:42:58,611
Hey, I'm at a movie, man. Bye.
556
00:43:04,246 --> 00:43:06,148
Raymond!
557
00:43:06,248 --> 00:43:08,918
Raymond, get in here!
558
00:43:09,018 --> 00:43:11,120
Raymond!
559
00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:14,924
Our territory is not
being threatened, brother.
560
00:43:32,842 --> 00:43:35,812
"Why are you yelling at me, Dada?
561
00:43:36,379 --> 00:43:39,449
I'm just following my instincts."
562
00:44:00,035 --> 00:44:02,672
You told me you wanted
to learn how to take a punch.
563
00:44:02,772 --> 00:44:05,088
Well, you think you're ready?
564
00:44:05,674 --> 00:44:08,644
Listen, when I send a young woman
over to your house,
565
00:44:08,744 --> 00:44:13,583
there is an implicit trust that you know
how to behave like an adult, right?
566
00:44:13,683 --> 00:44:16,519
When you break that trust...
567
00:44:16,619 --> 00:44:19,689
man, you're opening the gates of hell,
568
00:44:19,789 --> 00:44:23,793
and this is not about the check,
by the way, all right?
569
00:44:27,496 --> 00:44:31,000
You know, Kat was already over here
pushing me all around my own house,
570
00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:36,239
so the... you know, the hellhounds
or whatever have already been released.
571
00:44:36,339 --> 00:44:37,307
- Good.
- You missed it.
572
00:44:37,407 --> 00:44:40,676
Yeah, good, good. Well, I back her 100%.
573
00:44:40,776 --> 00:44:44,780
Now, listen, I'm just gonna
say this politely, okay?
574
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:49,752
You can... you can hire as many lawyers
as you like to come after me.
575
00:44:50,552 --> 00:44:53,222
But really, you don't have a leg
to stand on, do you?
576
00:44:53,322 --> 00:44:56,893
I don't... I probably deserved it,
but like I told her,
577
00:44:56,993 --> 00:45:01,430
her whole anger thing just...
turned me on, all right? It was hot.
578
00:45:01,530 --> 00:45:04,700
Why don't you do me a favor? Why don't you
do me a favor and just hit me?
579
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,702
- Why don't you hit me first?
- You want hit?
580
00:45:06,802 --> 00:45:09,872
Yeah, why don't you hit me?
Go on, punch me.
581
00:45:09,972 --> 00:45:12,174
Like what? Like... like...
582
00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:15,878
You hired a jazz combo to sing to her!
583
00:45:16,179 --> 00:45:18,214
Yeah.
584
00:45:20,749 --> 00:45:24,720
God. You know...
I've heard of runner's high,
585
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:29,959
but I didn't realize there's
an out-of-your-mind high.
586
00:45:30,059 --> 00:45:31,627
This is crazy.
587
00:45:31,727 --> 00:45:34,163
What are you doing?
588
00:45:42,204 --> 00:45:45,107
I'm gonna let you go, okay?
589
00:45:45,474 --> 00:45:47,510
- Okay.
- All right.
590
00:45:47,610 --> 00:45:50,479
I'm looking forward to it.
591
00:45:55,951 --> 00:45:59,689
I'm done, man. You know, I don't want
to be a rageaholic muscle man, anyway.
592
00:45:59,789 --> 00:46:03,459
You guys can keep it.
I'm gonna stick with pudgy and mellow.
593
00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:05,753
Yeah, whatever.
594
00:46:06,395 --> 00:46:09,398
You want me to at least pay
for the sessions I already took?
595
00:46:09,498 --> 00:46:13,102
Like I said, it's not
about the money, brother.
596
00:46:29,652 --> 00:46:32,254
"It's not about..."
597
00:46:34,957 --> 00:46:36,827
"It's not about the money, brother"
598
00:47:02,785 --> 00:47:05,888
Hey... look, I...
599
00:47:05,988 --> 00:47:08,591
I just want to say that I'm...
600
00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:13,429
I don't... I don't need you to give up
on training because of any of this.
601
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,702
Hey... you know, I got a bunch of...
602
00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:24,006
exercise equipment here
that... I'm not gonna use.
603
00:47:24,106 --> 00:47:27,296
- Do you want to take some of it?
- No, that's what I'm saying.
604
00:47:27,396 --> 00:47:32,357
I'm sure this whole experience
has soured you on us, but...
605
00:47:32,757 --> 00:47:36,786
you know, and just because
Power 4 Life wasn't the right fit for you
606
00:47:36,886 --> 00:47:39,054
in helping you achieve your goals
607
00:47:39,154 --> 00:47:43,092
doesn't mean you should use that
as an excuse to, you know,
608
00:47:43,192 --> 00:47:45,995
to give up on those goals.
609
00:47:59,675 --> 00:48:03,479
Hey, you know, I've been
watching your videos on YouTube.
610
00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:08,050
Yeah. And you make it seem like
you believe all this shit, you know.
611
00:48:08,150 --> 00:48:10,419
Of course, I do.
612
00:48:11,854 --> 00:48:13,890
Yeah.
613
00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:17,960
You smoke weed?
614
00:48:19,462 --> 00:48:21,297
No.
615
00:48:29,165 --> 00:48:31,040
So, I'd want to have
a partition here, right,
616
00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:33,844
but not a full sort of
floor-to-ceiling wall, you know.
617
00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:36,712
I want to feel like the space
has flow, you know,
618
00:48:36,812 --> 00:48:38,852
all the way from one end to the other.
619
00:48:38,952 --> 00:48:41,767
Having said that, I'm aware
that not everyone in there
620
00:48:41,867 --> 00:48:44,720
doing a class wants to feel like
they're doing it to an audience,
621
00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:47,422
so, you know, I just think
we'd have to be really mindful
622
00:48:47,522 --> 00:48:52,695
of how we position our...
feng shui, the equipment.
623
00:48:52,795 --> 00:48:55,965
You know, it's about respect,
good taste.
624
00:48:56,065 --> 00:48:59,068
Sort of being in line with the space.
625
00:48:59,168 --> 00:49:02,237
I mean, this place is...
is bloody enormous,
626
00:49:02,337 --> 00:49:06,375
but I kind of want it to feel even bigger
once everything's in here, you know?
627
00:49:07,441 --> 00:49:10,412
Am I leaving anything out?
No, that's it.
628
00:49:13,816 --> 00:49:17,986
Yeah, it's good, man.
Well, you know, me and him'll talk.
629
00:49:18,086 --> 00:49:18,954
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
630
00:49:19,054 --> 00:49:21,757
- Great. Great, great, great.
- Looks good, man. Looks good.
631
00:49:21,857 --> 00:49:25,098
- Thanks, Danny. I appreciate it, mate.
- Thank you. Nice to meet you.
632
00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:26,860
Mandy, you are a legend
633
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,417
for getting us in here at such short
notice. I really appreciate it.
634
00:49:29,517 --> 00:49:32,034
We'll just have to say
that you owe me that dinner.
635
00:49:32,134 --> 00:49:34,604
Shit. I already owe you that.
How about this weekend?
636
00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:46,282
You know, I was thinking
of taking a little break after today.
637
00:49:46,382 --> 00:49:48,883
Break? For how long?
638
00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:51,880
Forever.
639
00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:56,024
What? But... Rick,
you're one of the good guys.
640
00:49:56,124 --> 00:50:01,300
Really? 'Cause I'm still fat,
and that still hurts my nuts.
641
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,766
We know that you
can be hard on yourself, okay?
642
00:50:03,866 --> 00:50:05,768
But that just means
that you're being honest.
643
00:50:05,868 --> 00:50:08,338
- You have made progress.
- I know I'm honest, and honestly,
644
00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:11,407
I don't care as much about...
645
00:50:11,507 --> 00:50:13,442
losing the weight as I thought I would,
646
00:50:13,542 --> 00:50:18,681
and my wife doesn't really care much
about it, so... probably just gonna...
647
00:50:18,781 --> 00:50:22,195
Look, Rick, I know you're busy, okay,
and I know it's not cheap,
648
00:50:22,295 --> 00:50:26,355
and if finances are tight, I can talk
to my boss about cutting a deal for you.
649
00:50:26,455 --> 00:50:30,106
- He knows you're a good client of mine.
- No, it isn't that. I'm just quitting.
650
00:50:32,995 --> 00:50:35,831
Fuck you! You're not a quitter.
651
00:50:36,983 --> 00:50:39,054
Shit.
652
00:50:39,154 --> 00:50:42,337
I mean, it had to end some time, yeah?
653
00:50:42,437 --> 00:50:44,145
I mean...
654
00:50:44,245 --> 00:50:47,643
you're not gonna be a trainer
for the rest of your life.
655
00:50:47,743 --> 00:50:49,847
I just think you're really cool.
I really do, Kat,
656
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:53,848
and I'd love you to still come
to the birthday party and everything.
657
00:50:53,948 --> 00:50:57,119
Yeah, fine. I'll come
to the stupid birthday party.
658
00:50:57,219 --> 00:51:01,590
- You're a great trainer. You're top notch.
- You're good, too, I guess.
659
00:51:01,690 --> 00:51:02,582
Kat.
660
00:51:11,633 --> 00:51:13,669
Thanks.
661
00:51:19,341 --> 00:51:24,513
I mean, you should...
consult your own counsel, but...
662
00:51:31,954 --> 00:51:34,924
- And you... so this is fairly standard?
- Sign the fuck out of that thing.
663
00:51:35,024 --> 00:51:37,264
Sign it, sign it, sign it.
664
00:51:49,638 --> 00:51:52,298
- Hey. I'm in your house.
- Hey.
665
00:51:52,398 --> 00:51:56,445
I might have used up the rest
of your kale and some other stuff.
666
00:52:03,068 --> 00:52:04,820
I...
667
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,523
I've got some good news
and, well, not bad news,
668
00:52:08,623 --> 00:52:12,327
but... there's been
some business developments.
669
00:52:12,427 --> 00:52:15,215
Well, look, I don't really care
about business developments.
670
00:52:15,315 --> 00:52:18,767
That's what I needed to tell you.
671
00:52:19,301 --> 00:52:21,337
I quit.
672
00:52:36,018 --> 00:52:38,554
That's not erotic for me.
673
00:52:38,654 --> 00:52:41,523
It's not supposed to be.
674
00:52:41,623 --> 00:52:44,253
This is my house, remember?
675
00:52:44,827 --> 00:52:49,365
I thought you would be relieved. Now you
don't have to figure out how to fire me.
676
00:52:49,465 --> 00:52:51,967
I don't want to fire you.
677
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:59,775
I probably should have fired you once
upon a time, but I don't want to fire you.
678
00:53:06,815 --> 00:53:09,340
I just ran over here
from Rick Jackson's house
679
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,824
because I realized that I was quitting,
and by the time I got here, I just...
680
00:53:14,924 --> 00:53:17,093
I felt so much better.
681
00:53:17,593 --> 00:53:20,195
I don't want to make you
miserable, Trevor.
682
00:53:20,295 --> 00:53:22,731
You don't make me miserable.
683
00:53:22,831 --> 00:53:26,869
I just feel like I need a real job
or a real boyfriend,
684
00:53:26,969 --> 00:53:30,390
or at least to try those things
and see if I like them.
685
00:53:30,490 --> 00:53:33,285
Absolutely, and if they're your goals,
then you've got to go for it,
686
00:53:33,385 --> 00:53:36,645
and I'm not gonna stand in your way.
687
00:53:37,712 --> 00:53:40,549
Do you want to make out?
688
00:53:41,516 --> 00:53:43,585
The business is expanding, all right?
689
00:53:43,685 --> 00:53:47,055
I put it out there into the world that
I was ready to take it to the next level,
690
00:53:47,155 --> 00:53:50,893
and this... and it's coming back
to me now, you know?
691
00:53:52,494 --> 00:53:55,229
Well, all right.
692
00:53:56,319 --> 00:54:00,002
Cool. Do you want to make out?
693
00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:03,519
Look, I just thought it'd be fun.
You're not my boss anymore,
694
00:54:03,619 --> 00:54:08,043
and we don't have to worry
about all the working thing.
695
00:54:09,645 --> 00:54:13,681
I... actually happen
to very much like you, okay?
696
00:54:13,781 --> 00:54:16,719
Yeah, laugh, Kat.
That's really gonna be helpful.
697
00:54:16,819 --> 00:54:18,987
Listen, you're 29, okay?
698
00:54:19,087 --> 00:54:22,224
This was never gonna be a serious thing
for you, was it? And it shouldn't be.
699
00:54:22,324 --> 00:54:25,995
A couple of fit, sweaty people who work
together. This thing happens all the time.
700
00:54:26,095 --> 00:54:30,465
Occupational hazard, but... you know,
that's fine. I can forgive myself for it.
701
00:54:30,565 --> 00:54:32,969
- Right, no regrets?
- Well, I don't have regrets, okay?
702
00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:35,337
Well, you should have regrets
'cause regrets are a real thing.
703
00:54:35,437 --> 00:54:38,088
Because I care for you... I...
704
00:54:38,188 --> 00:54:41,280
Like I said, look...
705
00:54:42,044 --> 00:54:46,281
I can only move forward with my life just
like you can only move forward with yours.
706
00:54:46,381 --> 00:54:50,085
And my hope is that you can fulfill
some of your dreams
707
00:54:50,185 --> 00:54:53,755
just like... while I'm fulfilling mine.
708
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:56,291
But the thing is, if you're walking
out that door right now,
709
00:54:56,391 --> 00:55:00,685
I can't imagine seeing you again.
710
00:55:02,898 --> 00:55:06,669
Well, if you put it that way, I...
711
00:55:06,769 --> 00:55:09,304
I won't waste any more of your time.
712
00:55:09,404 --> 00:55:11,340
Kat.
713
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,010
- We're not communicating properly.
- Well, luckily, we don't have to.
714
00:55:15,110 --> 00:55:17,646
Thanks for the gig.
715
00:55:20,415 --> 00:55:22,985
Okay, bye.
716
00:55:34,162 --> 00:55:36,232
Danny.
717
00:55:36,832 --> 00:55:39,367
I don't know, man.
718
00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:44,139
So... how's it gonna look,
you coming to another gym like this?
719
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,408
Different tools
for different jobs, you know?
720
00:55:46,508 --> 00:55:50,212
You know when we met, and you said to me
you wanted to learn how to take a punch?
721
00:55:50,312 --> 00:55:53,681
I thought to myself,
"Who the fuck is this guy," all right?
722
00:55:53,781 --> 00:55:57,886
What I should have been thinking
to myself was, "How can I help this guy?"
723
00:55:58,053 --> 00:56:02,457
So, if we flip this "take a punch" thing,
and say what you're really after
724
00:56:02,557 --> 00:56:05,093
is, you want to build strength,
you want to get strong.
725
00:56:05,193 --> 00:56:09,064
That's a goal worth going for.
That's a goal worth attaining, yeah?
726
00:56:09,164 --> 00:56:10,999
Yeah.
727
00:56:11,947 --> 00:56:13,569
I guess so, yeah.
728
00:56:13,669 --> 00:56:16,438
Come on, you'll learn to love it.
You'll learn to love it.
729
00:56:16,538 --> 00:56:19,140
You've seen Rocky, right?
730
00:56:20,175 --> 00:56:22,578
Yeah. Like 200 times.
731
00:56:22,678 --> 00:56:25,281
It's half the battle, man.
It's half the battle.
732
00:56:25,381 --> 00:56:30,185
I will make a warrior out of you in no time.
I'm just gonna do one more of these.
733
00:56:36,058 --> 00:56:38,108
Good.
734
00:56:40,762 --> 00:56:42,204
Don't forget to breathe.
735
00:56:54,777 --> 00:56:57,879
It's actually clean on the inside.
That's all you need to worry about.
736
00:56:57,979 --> 00:57:02,518
Yes, because what you put inside
affects what comes out.
737
00:57:22,104 --> 00:57:23,506
Some more.
738
00:57:33,415 --> 00:57:36,044
- Great!
- Well?
739
00:57:36,144 --> 00:57:39,721
- I love it!
- I think it looks pretty good, and...
740
00:58:03,245 --> 00:58:06,267
You want to be careful
not to roll too much.
741
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:10,358
Feel yourself. Feel your shoulders.
742
00:59:24,493 --> 00:59:27,562
Yeah, just... you know.
743
00:59:27,662 --> 00:59:29,831
- All right.
- Okay.
744
00:59:30,278 --> 00:59:34,168
- Just... you're great. Okay.
- All right.
745
00:59:34,268 --> 00:59:36,805
Good now. Push it up. Push it up.
746
00:59:36,905 --> 00:59:40,447
Up, up, up, up, up. Yeah.
747
00:59:41,476 --> 00:59:45,280
Beautiful. That's it.
748
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:47,559
Yes!
749
00:59:47,659 --> 00:59:50,919
Nice. Two good ones, one shitty one,
750
00:59:51,019 --> 00:59:54,723
and you started at zero, so if you
were to stop smoking and drinking
751
00:59:54,823 --> 00:59:58,326
and eating so much shit,
you would be unstoppable.
752
01:00:00,762 --> 01:00:01,930
Come here, girl.
753
01:00:02,030 --> 01:00:04,699
Yeah, I just think, you know,
if you want to relieve loneliness,
754
01:00:04,799 --> 01:00:06,802
the dog is your only option.
755
01:00:06,902 --> 01:00:09,972
Who says I'm lonely?
756
01:00:10,072 --> 01:00:12,407
You can put your shirt back on.
757
01:00:12,507 --> 01:00:16,044
Yeah, you drank it all,
you fuckin' degenerate.
758
01:00:17,378 --> 01:00:18,989
Where the fuck is that?
759
01:00:22,518 --> 01:00:24,386
Dude.
760
01:00:24,486 --> 01:00:26,522
Sorry.
761
01:00:29,624 --> 01:00:33,329
Hey, you know, we've just employed
this amazing yogi.
762
01:00:33,929 --> 01:00:35,564
If you're interested,
I can get you privates.
763
01:00:35,664 --> 01:00:38,333
Get me what?
764
01:00:38,433 --> 01:00:41,169
Privates, private sessions.
765
01:00:41,269 --> 01:00:44,372
You know you're supposed to have
your knees apart when you do that, right?
766
01:00:44,472 --> 01:00:48,610
Kat showed me this. She said
this was good for stress relief.
767
01:00:48,710 --> 01:00:50,512
Hey, listen.
What are you doing tomorrow?
768
01:00:50,612 --> 01:00:53,581
You want to ride out to West Texas with me?
I'm gonna go and meet Grigory Volkov.
769
01:00:53,681 --> 01:00:56,751
You know, he's in from New York.
He's this amazing kettle bell master.
770
01:00:56,851 --> 01:01:00,389
- I'm gonna be in New York visiting my ex-wife.
- He's on some holiday or something.
771
01:01:00,489 --> 01:01:02,790
You're what?
You're gonna visit your wife?
772
01:01:02,890 --> 01:01:06,661
- My ex-wife.
- Your ex-wife, right. How come?
773
01:01:06,761 --> 01:01:09,497
I think I'm gonna actually try
to get back together with her.
774
01:01:09,597 --> 01:01:14,036
You don't think that's kind of going
backwards or anything, do you? I mean...
775
01:01:14,536 --> 01:01:19,141
You know, I'm just... asking as your friend
and as your trainer and stuff.
776
01:01:19,241 --> 01:01:21,910
I mean... I mean, sure, yeah.
777
01:01:22,010 --> 01:01:24,279
Go, go sweep her off her feet
if that's what you feel,
778
01:01:24,379 --> 01:01:28,250
- but as long as you're moving forwards.
- I'm just going to these events
779
01:01:28,350 --> 01:01:32,716
where all these rich women go
down here, and...
780
01:01:32,816 --> 01:01:36,825
I just can't... my whole thing
doesn't work with... I can't...
781
01:01:36,925 --> 01:01:40,762
You know, I'm sure Christine
and I were fucked up,
782
01:01:40,862 --> 01:01:42,898
but, you know, we made sense.
783
01:01:42,998 --> 01:01:47,335
No, no, man.
Listen to what you're saying.
784
01:01:47,435 --> 01:01:51,406
"Maybe I should go back to something
fucked up"? That's fucking stupid.
785
01:01:51,506 --> 01:01:55,478
- I'm gonna take love advice from this guy.
- You're fucked up.
786
01:01:57,745 --> 01:02:03,919
Man, the accumulated knowledge
on the subject of women in this room.
787
01:02:08,256 --> 01:02:10,689
Did Kat really tell you
to do that like that? Really?
788
01:02:10,789 --> 01:02:12,895
It doesn't look right. I think your knees
are supposed to be apart.
789
01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:16,231
- Have you talked to her?
- No, not since she quit.
790
01:02:16,331 --> 01:02:20,268
- I think she's gone back to Dallas.
- No, she's still in Austin.
791
01:02:20,368 --> 01:02:23,171
- How do you know that?
- 'Cause I Google her a lot.
792
01:02:23,871 --> 01:02:26,641
You Google her a lot.
793
01:02:30,662 --> 01:02:32,681
Kat.
794
01:02:34,488 --> 01:02:36,952
Okay, that's my cue.
795
01:02:37,252 --> 01:02:39,721
You're not driving anywhere, are you?
796
01:02:39,821 --> 01:02:43,091
- Tell him not to drive, man.
- Yeah, go lie down somewhere.
797
01:02:43,191 --> 01:02:46,527
No, no, no. I got a lot of friends
who are DUI lawyers.
798
01:02:46,627 --> 01:02:51,066
I'll give you... All right, I'll give you
$200 if you just go lie down somewhere.
799
01:02:51,166 --> 01:02:53,668
Pick a room.
800
01:02:55,136 --> 01:02:57,372
$300.
801
01:02:57,472 --> 01:02:59,774
- You got it.
- Yeah, yeah, all right.
802
01:02:59,874 --> 01:03:02,242
Just go lie down.
803
01:03:03,044 --> 01:03:06,291
Probably won't see you for a week.
Now, don't... don't...
804
01:03:06,391 --> 01:03:11,150
- choke on your own vomit or some shit.
- I already choked on your farts!
805
01:03:11,519 --> 01:03:15,063
You know, when I think
about you and Kat,
806
01:03:16,063 --> 01:03:19,595
and, you know, I get it.
I mean, she's...
807
01:03:19,695 --> 01:03:24,533
I mean, you know that you were just looking
for another woman to torture you, right?
808
01:03:24,633 --> 01:03:27,112
Like your ex-wife did,
809
01:03:27,712 --> 01:03:30,904
probably like your mother did. Look...
810
01:03:31,204 --> 01:03:34,709
do yourself a favor,
forget about the New York trip.
811
01:03:34,809 --> 01:03:37,211
Come out to West Texas with me.
812
01:03:37,311 --> 01:03:41,383
When we get back, you should just start
dating some gorgeous young lovely thing
813
01:03:41,483 --> 01:03:43,085
who's gonna be nice to you.
814
01:03:43,185 --> 01:03:45,987
I know that sounds
like a really weird idea, but...
815
01:03:46,087 --> 01:03:51,292
it'll be like a new workout routine, yeah?
You'll... you'll get used to it.
816
01:03:51,392 --> 01:03:55,731
- You'll learn it, and you'll love it.
- You learn it. You love it.
817
01:03:57,198 --> 01:04:00,402
Kat was a non-starter,
I can guarantee you that.
818
01:04:00,869 --> 01:04:02,871
I figured that much out.
819
01:04:02,971 --> 01:04:06,139
Yeah, me, too.
820
01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:09,944
I was practically in love with her.
821
01:04:12,146 --> 01:04:15,116
In love... you loved her?
822
01:04:15,216 --> 01:04:19,454
I mean, we had this affair with each other
when she first started working for me.
823
01:04:19,554 --> 01:04:24,158
It just didn't last very long, and it was
obviously highly unprofessional.
824
01:04:24,258 --> 01:04:25,623
And I wouldn't...
825
01:04:25,723 --> 01:04:29,483
I wouldn't let myself get into
that situation again, you know, but...
826
01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:33,134
I'm really thankful
that I got to know her
827
01:04:33,234 --> 01:04:35,737
'cause I think she's a really...
828
01:04:35,837 --> 01:04:38,439
she's a really special chick, you know.
829
01:04:38,739 --> 01:04:40,743
Fuck it all.
830
01:04:43,211 --> 01:04:46,214
I am also thankful
that she walked out of my life
831
01:04:46,314 --> 01:04:49,884
and my business before she burnt
the whole lot to the ground.
832
01:04:52,787 --> 01:04:58,294
What did Paul say? "The accumulated
knowledge of... the accumulated..."
833
01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:02,263
"The accumulated knowledge
of women in the room."
834
01:05:02,363 --> 01:05:06,234
Yeah, the accumulated knowledge
of women in this room.
835
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,756
Danny!
836
01:05:33,027 --> 01:05:34,177
Danny!
837
01:05:50,512 --> 01:05:51,813
Danny!
838
01:05:51,913 --> 01:05:54,067
Danny?
839
01:05:56,317 --> 01:05:59,788
Mate, what are you doing? You're drunk.
840
01:05:59,888 --> 01:06:02,456
You can't lift weights
when you're drunk.
841
01:06:02,556 --> 01:06:04,860
And you're stoned.
You'll bloody crack your skull open
842
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:08,563
if you dropped that on your head.
Why don't you just go to bed?
843
01:06:08,663 --> 01:06:12,234
- Just go and lie down.
- You said you loved her.
844
01:06:15,737 --> 01:06:17,839
Well...
845
01:06:17,939 --> 01:06:20,985
I'm sorry I never said anything.
I mean...
846
01:06:22,085 --> 01:06:25,079
it's weird, right?
The whole thing's weird,
847
01:06:25,179 --> 01:06:29,784
and, you know,
like I say, unprofessional.
848
01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:34,589
Does she love you?
849
01:06:40,194 --> 01:06:42,652
I don't have anything in common with her
850
01:06:42,895 --> 01:06:48,002
except depression and a couple
of abnormal kind of behaviors.
851
01:06:48,102 --> 01:06:51,357
Fuck that, man. You... you love someone,
852
01:06:51,457 --> 01:06:53,921
you don't throw it away
like it's nothing.
853
01:06:54,021 --> 01:06:57,991
Go and have great-looking kids with her
854
01:06:58,091 --> 01:07:01,879
who give 110%.
855
01:07:01,979 --> 01:07:05,720
You're my friend, Danny.
I don't know why I didn't say anything.
856
01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:10,627
No, I don't think so, not anymore.
Get out of my house.
857
01:07:11,826 --> 01:07:16,124
- Get out of your house?
- Get out of my house!
858
01:07:16,598 --> 01:07:19,467
- Get the fuck out of my house.
- What are you talking about?
859
01:07:19,567 --> 01:07:24,105
You're on my property. This is Texas.
I am allowed to shoot you.
860
01:07:24,205 --> 01:07:26,675
- I bought guns. They're around here.
- All right, all right, all right, all right.
861
01:07:26,775 --> 01:07:29,511
- I'm going, all right?
- They're around here somewhere.
862
01:07:29,611 --> 01:07:31,713
Just don't pick those up again, okay?
863
01:07:31,813 --> 01:07:34,782
- Get the fuck...
- You're gonna injure yourself.
864
01:07:34,882 --> 01:07:38,419
- Danny, seriously, you're drunk.
- Get out!
865
01:07:38,519 --> 01:07:42,585
- You're gonna do yourself an injury.
- Out!
866
01:08:53,094 --> 01:08:55,663
Hey, Danny, it's Trevor!
867
01:08:55,763 --> 01:09:00,842
I'm about to drive out West, mate.
I've got nice coffee in the car for you.
868
01:09:02,770 --> 01:09:03,705
Danny!
869
01:09:03,805 --> 01:09:06,040
- Hey, hey.
- Hey.
870
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:10,944
- Hey... can I talk to you for right now?
- Yeah, sure.
871
01:09:11,727 --> 01:09:14,515
Danny... Danny doesn't want to talk.
872
01:09:14,615 --> 01:09:18,819
Look, I know, it was a silly...
It was a silly kind of thing that...
873
01:09:18,919 --> 01:09:20,612
Yeah, let's go get some food. Come on.
874
01:09:20,955 --> 01:09:24,807
- Let's just let him sleep it off.
- He did sleep.
875
01:09:24,907 --> 01:09:29,831
I think, and he seemed crystal clear about
what he wanted to do, Trevor, I'm sorry.
876
01:09:29,931 --> 01:09:31,191
We open up in a week.
877
01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:34,302
That shouldn't affect the launch
or anything, you know?
878
01:09:34,402 --> 01:09:37,271
Danny's gonna sell his half
of the company,
879
01:09:37,371 --> 01:09:41,919
and hopefully, it'll be somebody
who's a better fit, you know.
880
01:09:42,019 --> 01:09:45,563
Maybe somebody who's not such a stoner.
881
01:09:48,382 --> 01:09:50,011
I fucking knew something
like this would happen,
882
01:09:50,111 --> 01:09:53,086
and I reckon you knew it, as well,
and because of you,
883
01:09:53,186 --> 01:09:57,558
he's now gonna sell 50 fucking percent
of my business to anyone he wants.
884
01:09:57,658 --> 01:09:59,995
Probably one of my competitors.
885
01:10:03,264 --> 01:10:06,233
Well, I think that'd be synergy, dude.
886
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:09,637
No, that'd be a fucking fiasco, dude.
887
01:10:16,744 --> 01:10:19,147
I don't expect for you to understand,
888
01:10:19,247 --> 01:10:23,084
but I subscribe to a very particular
wellness philosophy, okay?
889
01:10:23,184 --> 01:10:26,754
Somebody who... somebody who comes
into that... that's not simpatico
890
01:10:26,854 --> 01:10:31,659
is gonna mean I've spent the last 10 years
of my life building a pile of shit.
891
01:10:32,193 --> 01:10:37,307
Look, man, you know,
I don't want to preach to you, but...
892
01:10:38,207 --> 01:10:41,468
business is unpredictable, you know.
893
01:10:42,203 --> 01:10:46,007
And not to throw you your own shit,
but, you got to be... you got to Li...
894
01:10:47,008 --> 01:10:49,877
you got to live forward, man.
895
01:11:23,811 --> 01:11:26,180
- Kat?
- Hi, Trevor.
896
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,015
Hi, how you going?
897
01:11:28,115 --> 01:11:31,319
Good, I'm actually standing
outside your new place.
898
01:11:31,419 --> 01:11:33,554
No way.
899
01:11:34,254 --> 01:11:39,128
- What do you think?
- Well, it's... it's optimized.
900
01:11:39,228 --> 01:11:41,696
Is this what the inside
of your mind looks like?
901
01:11:41,796 --> 01:11:43,727
Yeah.
902
01:11:45,632 --> 01:11:48,903
It's good to hear your voice.
903
01:11:49,604 --> 01:11:52,974
- You still there?
- Yeah, I'm here.
904
01:11:53,574 --> 01:11:56,044
Well... guess what?
I'm driving out to Marfa.
905
01:11:56,144 --> 01:11:59,079
I'm gonna go and meet
Grigory Volkov out there.
906
01:11:59,179 --> 01:12:00,948
- Your hero.
- Yeah.
907
01:12:01,048 --> 01:12:03,484
But listen, do you want
to catch up when I get back?
908
01:12:03,584 --> 01:12:05,587
I mean, we could just go
and grab a coffee or something.
909
01:12:05,687 --> 01:12:07,823
I'd love to hear how things
are going for you.
910
01:12:09,590 --> 01:12:12,343
Yeah, they're going...
they're going well.
911
01:12:12,443 --> 01:12:14,825
How about you? Are you... you good?
912
01:12:14,925 --> 01:12:19,067
Honestly, Kat, never better.
Things are... things are great, yeah.
913
01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:21,754
- So, Marfa?
- Yeah.
914
01:12:23,370 --> 01:12:27,241
Actually, what are you doing? You don't
want to come meet me out there, do you?
915
01:12:27,875 --> 01:12:30,545
Yeah, no, silly idea. Sorry.
916
01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:33,147
But listen, why don't you give me
a call when I'm back.
917
01:12:33,247 --> 01:12:36,108
I'm actually a bit slammed next week
with the opening, so...
918
01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:40,121
but look, we'll find a time.
I'm really looking forward to it.
919
01:12:40,221 --> 01:12:44,460
- Yeah... just one little thing.
- Okay, great. I'll just talk to you soon?
920
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:45,754
- Just one little thing.
- Sorry?
921
01:12:45,854 --> 01:12:49,396
Danny wants to sell me
half of your business.
922
01:12:51,999 --> 01:12:57,516
Danny was asking for $200.
I talked him down to $150.
923
01:13:01,209 --> 01:13:03,277
Still there?
924
01:13:04,278 --> 01:13:08,249
- You know he's a lunatic.
- Yeah. Yeah, I know. And Trevor, look,
925
01:13:08,349 --> 01:13:10,653
- I'm not gonna mess with your dream.
- Hey, come on.
926
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:13,354
Don't worry, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna turn him down.
927
01:13:13,454 --> 01:13:17,158
Although you have to admit,
it would be kind of fun, right?
928
01:13:17,258 --> 01:13:20,345
- Having me for a partner?
- Hey, wait a minute.
929
01:13:20,445 --> 01:13:24,031
Wait a minute, don't turn him down.
Why don't you buy from him, yeah?
930
01:13:24,131 --> 01:13:29,070
I mean, you pay him $150, and I'll pay you
10 times that or 20 times that, all right?
931
01:13:29,170 --> 01:13:34,208
And then we can upgrade from coffee and
have a nice dinner, and everyone's happy.
932
01:13:34,308 --> 01:13:37,278
Hey, listen, can I just call you back?
I've just got to take this other call.
933
01:13:37,378 --> 01:13:40,681
- Fucking ants.
- Big business, I get it.
934
01:13:40,781 --> 01:13:44,551
No, no, no, no, I'll call you back
in a minute, all right? It's not business.
935
01:13:44,651 --> 01:13:47,418
A lovely lady then, perhaps.
936
01:13:47,518 --> 01:13:49,991
It's my daughter, Kat.
I'll talk to you in a minute.
937
01:13:54,662 --> 01:13:57,598
Are you fucking kidding me? I...
938
01:13:57,698 --> 01:14:00,355
I worked for you for two fucking years.
939
01:14:00,455 --> 01:14:03,240
I got close to you, I slept with you,
940
01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:06,740
and you never even fucking mentioned
that you had a fucking daughter!
941
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,843
There's not even any pictures
up anywhere!
942
01:14:08,943 --> 01:14:13,047
Great, great. Things are really,
really hotting up around here.
943
01:14:14,748 --> 01:14:17,321
Hey, Raymond, come say hi to Gina.
Hey, hey, hey.
944
01:14:17,421 --> 01:14:19,888
Come say hi to Gina.
Say, "hello, hello, hello, Gina."
945
01:15:07,301 --> 01:15:09,203
Paul? When you call me back
when you get this, mate.
946
01:15:09,303 --> 01:15:14,344
I need to know what the fuck's going on.
So would you just give me a call? Cheers.
947
01:15:22,216 --> 01:15:24,385
Stop calling me.
948
01:15:24,485 --> 01:15:26,387
Danny, I just want to talk, mate.
949
01:15:26,487 --> 01:15:29,423
I know, that's why you keep calling.
950
01:15:29,523 --> 01:15:32,493
Listen, if you're trying to piss me off,
you're doing a really good job.
951
01:15:32,593 --> 01:15:35,729
No, I'm training you. I'm training you.
952
01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:39,228
- I don't understand why...
- Just tell the girl you love her.
953
01:15:39,328 --> 01:15:41,402
Stop calling.
954
01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:50,344
It is not fair to watch a fit man
eat pancakes for breakfast.
955
01:15:50,444 --> 01:15:53,147
And you say, "no, it is not fair."
No, it is not.
956
01:15:53,247 --> 01:15:57,034
It is not fair that your favorite movie star
can buy nice body from plastic doctor.
957
01:15:57,134 --> 01:16:02,222
Choose your misery...
you can cry, or you can work.
958
01:16:11,198 --> 01:16:13,501
That's great. That's fantastic.
959
01:16:13,601 --> 01:16:16,695
Yeah, it's basically a cult.
960
01:16:17,271 --> 01:16:19,274
- This food's divine.
- Thank you.
961
01:16:19,384 --> 01:16:22,990
I feel like that's the kind of stuff I'm
saying to my clients all the time, as well.
962
01:16:23,090 --> 01:16:27,648
You know, there really is
no perfect body. That's a myth.
963
01:16:27,748 --> 01:16:32,119
But there's your perfect body,
so let's go and build that together.
964
01:16:32,219 --> 01:16:34,822
No. I mean,
this is a myth, too, I think.
965
01:16:34,922 --> 01:16:36,924
Yeah.
966
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:39,927
I choose to make my body feel nice.
967
01:16:40,027 --> 01:16:41,962
I choose to marry a gorgeous woman
968
01:16:42,062 --> 01:16:44,932
who prepares food for me,
makes other men envious.
969
01:16:45,532 --> 01:16:48,307
But some day, this body
will break down. It will die.
970
01:16:48,407 --> 01:16:51,638
Just like some ugly fat man who smokes
two packs of cigarettes a day.
971
01:16:51,738 --> 01:16:55,142
I mean, it's okay,
but I do not call it perfect.
972
01:16:55,242 --> 01:16:57,979
No. No, you know what? I think the only
time I heard you say the word "perfect"
973
01:16:58,079 --> 01:17:00,981
was that one time
that you called that guy...
974
01:17:01,081 --> 01:17:06,407
What was his name, that CrossFit guy?
You called him the perfect asshole.
975
01:17:07,254 --> 01:17:09,657
Well, sometimes,
I'm not so clear as I need to be.
976
01:17:09,757 --> 01:17:13,094
- No, I know exactly what you meant.
- Yeah, I think you're perfectly clear.
977
01:17:13,194 --> 01:17:14,891
And... you know,
978
01:17:15,091 --> 01:17:18,361
hearing it from you, hearing this stuff
from you, it's really inspiring.
979
01:17:18,461 --> 01:17:20,467
I mean, that's why I wanted
to come and see you, you know,
980
01:17:20,567 --> 01:17:23,203
is to really learn
from your experiences.
981
01:17:23,303 --> 01:17:25,215
But I also wanted
to sort of just share with you
982
01:17:25,315 --> 01:17:27,908
a little bit about what I'm doing
back in Austin.
983
01:17:28,008 --> 01:17:31,712
I... I've always dreamed about
having great guests like you
984
01:17:31,812 --> 01:17:34,982
come and give seminars,
etcetera, but you know,
985
01:17:35,082 --> 01:17:36,583
I've never had the space,
986
01:17:36,683 --> 01:17:38,952
and I've never had the infrastructure
to make it worth your while.
987
01:17:39,052 --> 01:17:42,189
But now I'm expanding
into something larger.
988
01:17:42,289 --> 01:17:44,292
You know, it's like you say.
989
01:17:44,392 --> 01:17:48,529
I dreamed of something, and then...
and then I made it happen.
990
01:17:48,629 --> 01:17:52,366
No. What I say is stop dreaming.
991
01:17:52,466 --> 01:17:54,468
Yeah.
992
01:17:56,637 --> 01:17:59,074
Well, I guess, you know... I guess
we're talking about the same thing,
993
01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:00,642
But maybe getting at it
in a different way.
994
01:18:00,742 --> 01:18:03,711
Like, I start with a dream,
and then make a reality.
995
01:18:03,811 --> 01:18:06,647
No, why do you always
starting with the dream?
996
01:18:24,598 --> 01:18:26,166
- Hi.
- Hello.
997
01:18:26,266 --> 01:18:28,479
- Hi, how are you?
- Good, good.
998
01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:30,437
- You look great.
- Thank you.
999
01:18:30,537 --> 01:18:33,374
- You look great.
- Thank you.
1000
01:18:33,474 --> 01:18:35,376
You, too.
1001
01:18:35,476 --> 01:18:38,245
- Thank you.
- Been working out?
1002
01:18:38,345 --> 01:18:40,113
- Yeah. A little bit.
- Yeah.
1003
01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:42,917
I'm so sorry that you came out
all this way. He'll...
1004
01:18:43,017 --> 01:18:45,381
No, that's fine. It was
a really lovely night. Thanks.
1005
01:18:45,481 --> 01:18:47,655
- Thanks very much.
- Yeah.
1006
01:18:48,388 --> 01:18:50,324
Just when you thought you were
a million miles away from trouble.
1007
01:18:50,424 --> 01:18:52,092
- Yeah.
- All right.
1008
01:18:52,192 --> 01:18:54,762
- Have a good night.
- Good night.
1009
01:19:19,286 --> 01:19:22,323
So, it's supposed to be a seven hour
drive, but I think I did it in five.
1010
01:19:22,423 --> 01:19:25,409
I don't see a cop the whole way,
and then I get pulled over
1011
01:19:25,509 --> 01:19:31,051
for gliding through a stop sign
half a block away. Can you believe it?
1012
01:19:34,501 --> 01:19:38,672
I don't think I've ever seen you
not in your workout clothes before.
1013
01:19:38,772 --> 01:19:42,243
- You've seen me not in workout clothes.
- You know... you know what I mean.
1014
01:19:42,343 --> 01:19:46,380
So, where is this kettle bell guru?
Can I meet him?
1015
01:19:48,315 --> 01:19:52,085
- Hello!
- You bring criminals to this house!
1016
01:19:52,185 --> 01:19:57,114
Mr. Volkov, I'm Trevor's
business partner. I own 50%.
1017
01:19:57,214 --> 01:20:00,139
I don't know if he's gotten into the whole
Power 4 Life philosophy with you guys.
1018
01:20:00,239 --> 01:20:02,663
Yes. He told me he would like me
to lead kettle bell seminar
1019
01:20:02,763 --> 01:20:06,034
while yogis are levitating in one room
and psychiatrists are sitting on the couch.
1020
01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:09,637
Well, the philosophy, is kind of...
It's kind of bullshit, but...
1021
01:20:09,737 --> 01:20:13,374
Before I married Erin, I was...
I dated a Mexican woman.
1022
01:20:13,474 --> 01:20:16,343
I dated a Chinese woman, a black woman,
1023
01:20:16,443 --> 01:20:18,979
but never at the same time... you know.
1024
01:20:20,214 --> 01:20:24,675
But if Trevor didn't believe
that stuff, I mean, all of it,
1025
01:20:24,775 --> 01:20:28,321
the business wouldn't work,
and that's what makes him amazing.
1026
01:20:28,421 --> 01:20:29,890
Well, he's a poet.
1027
01:20:29,990 --> 01:20:33,094
Let's not forget I founded this business,
and I built it from nothing.
1028
01:20:33,194 --> 01:20:36,830
Look, he's basically like a Zen master.
1029
01:20:36,930 --> 01:20:40,567
- Really? Do you study Eastern thought?
- No, not beyond the lame...
1030
01:20:40,667 --> 01:20:42,937
Actually, this is weird. I was thinking
about this on the drive up.
1031
01:20:43,037 --> 01:20:46,774
Did you guys only notice that pretty much
only men are Zen masters?
1032
01:20:46,874 --> 01:20:50,334
No, no, that's not true. Think about,
like, Pema Chodron for example.
1033
01:20:50,434 --> 01:20:54,048
Whatever. That's like a female
bodybuilder or arm wrestler.
1034
01:20:54,148 --> 01:20:57,351
- I mean, it's... right on, you go, girl.
- Kat. Kat.
1035
01:20:57,451 --> 01:21:00,454
- No one's really gonna know who...
- You're really... you're talking nonsense.
1036
01:21:00,554 --> 01:21:04,603
- It's adorable, but it's not...
- Wait, no. Trevor, seriously.
1037
01:21:04,703 --> 01:21:11,031
It's like, this... this idea is that
everything is just gonna roll off of you.
1038
01:21:11,131 --> 01:21:14,201
You know, that... that you're gonna
beat the world at its own game
1039
01:21:14,301 --> 01:21:18,038
by never letting yourself
get angry or sad.
1040
01:21:18,138 --> 01:21:22,843
To me, it's like, only a guy would think
that that was an awesome idea.
1041
01:21:23,393 --> 01:21:25,806
Do you... do you want some more?
There's plenty.
1042
01:21:25,906 --> 01:21:29,382
Hell, yes. Yes.
Yeah, it's so good. Thank you.
1043
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,062
- So, he's your boyfriend?
- No.
1044
01:21:36,162 --> 01:21:38,392
No, no. We're strictly business now.
1045
01:21:38,492 --> 01:21:41,761
I would... I'd call him my ex-boyfriend,
1046
01:21:41,861 --> 01:21:45,916
but even that feels generous.
It was pretty fucking casual.
1047
01:21:46,016 --> 01:21:47,668
But you run his life?
1048
01:21:47,768 --> 01:21:49,870
You're saying it's like a marriage,
but without the sex.
1049
01:21:49,970 --> 01:21:53,070
I'm sure your new boyfriend would be happy
you have another man to control.
1050
01:21:53,170 --> 01:21:55,942
Well, I control them all, so...
1051
01:21:56,042 --> 01:21:58,178
So you're seeing someone, then?
1052
01:21:58,278 --> 01:22:02,483
- Well, a few contenders, you know.
- Just contenders, no champions?
1053
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:05,185
He loves his athletics metaphors.
1054
01:22:05,285 --> 01:22:07,888
- Listen, I'm aware that you somehow...
- Amazing. Thank you so much.
1055
01:22:07,988 --> 01:22:10,491
You think that I'm in denial
or naive or something
1056
01:22:10,591 --> 01:22:12,228
because I express emotions
differently than you?
1057
01:22:12,328 --> 01:22:15,423
Trevor, I don't think that it's your fault.
I really don't think it's your fault.
1058
01:22:15,523 --> 01:22:20,468
I think that you have no idea
what is going on in your own brain.
1059
01:22:20,568 --> 01:22:24,204
I mean, you know optimal,
and you know suboptimal,
1060
01:22:24,304 --> 01:22:27,359
and clearly, I am suboptimal for you.
1061
01:22:27,459 --> 01:22:30,744
- Well, clearly, I am suboptimal for you...
- Can I ask you guys a question?
1062
01:22:30,844 --> 01:22:32,518
- Not to mention inappropriate.
- Well, that's true.
1063
01:22:32,618 --> 01:22:34,882
You have a daughter that's probably
my age, and that is pretty fucked up.
1064
01:22:34,982 --> 01:22:39,323
- Gina's 22, and you're 29. She's 29.
- Actually, I'm 30 now.
1065
01:22:39,423 --> 01:22:42,691
I turned 30 since you saw me last, which
is why I just seem so much more mature.
1066
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:44,944
Happy birthday.
And listen, for the record,
1067
01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:47,143
I did tell you about Gina
that first time we went to lunch,
1068
01:22:47,243 --> 01:22:48,989
which was before we were
sleeping together.
1069
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:52,407
I don't think you were paying attention to
what this old man was crapping on about.
1070
01:22:52,507 --> 01:22:56,116
You guys actually... you really
do sound married. You do.
1071
01:22:56,216 --> 01:22:59,940
You know, I'm the one who supposedly,
you know, not in touch with his feelings,
1072
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:03,549
but look at the name
on my business. Yeah?
1073
01:23:03,649 --> 01:23:10,012
I'm very aware of how important
emotions are to the balance of our lives.
1074
01:23:10,515 --> 01:23:13,519
But, you know, I'm the one
who experienced,
1075
01:23:13,619 --> 01:23:16,556
despite my better judgment...
1076
01:23:16,656 --> 01:23:21,060
I'll call it a genuine longing for you.
1077
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:22,695
My.
1078
01:23:22,795 --> 01:23:27,334
You're gonna call it
a genuine longing for me?
1079
01:23:31,404 --> 01:23:33,440
Grigory, you've been very generous
with your time.
1080
01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:35,969
Erin, your hospitality's been
fantastic. Thank you.
1081
01:23:36,069 --> 01:23:38,512
- This night must not end.
- I just think we should go.
1082
01:23:38,612 --> 01:23:40,847
- Some more coffee now?
- Yeah.
1083
01:23:40,947 --> 01:23:44,318
You can't keep making her get up, man.
Geez, whatever happened to chivalry?
1084
01:23:44,418 --> 01:23:46,841
- I got it.
- Thank you.
1085
01:23:49,823 --> 01:23:51,791
I like her.
1086
01:23:51,891 --> 01:23:56,730
Yeah, I like her, too.
That's not the issue. I just don't...
1087
01:23:57,430 --> 01:23:59,767
You know, we just couldn't work out.
We wouldn't...
1088
01:23:59,867 --> 01:24:01,469
Work out.
1089
01:24:07,207 --> 01:24:09,309
This trip was a waste of time,
1090
01:24:09,409 --> 01:24:14,348
so I'm not gonna blame you
for ruining the night.
1091
01:24:14,448 --> 01:24:21,209
But I just need you to know, Kat,
that my life is not a waste of time.
1092
01:24:25,092 --> 01:24:29,212
Hey, guys.
Grigory wanted me to let you know
1093
01:24:29,312 --> 01:24:32,866
that he wanted you to find a way
to work together in the future.
1094
01:24:32,966 --> 01:24:36,803
Maybe keep in contact with him,
these are a gift from him.
1095
01:24:36,903 --> 01:24:39,364
They're from his line which you might
consider carrying?
1096
01:24:39,464 --> 01:24:42,276
- Cool, yeah. We'll keep in touch.
- Okay.
1097
01:24:42,376 --> 01:24:44,977
- Yeah, thanks again for dinner.
- Yeah, of course, it was really fun.
1098
01:24:45,077 --> 01:24:48,649
- Thanks, guys.
- Thank you. Night.
1099
01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:52,118
Hey, I'm sorry, Trevor.
1100
01:24:55,922 --> 01:25:00,661
I'm gonna write you a check for $3,000
when we get back to Austin, and then...
1101
01:25:01,928 --> 01:25:05,332
I would like us to try and be friends.
1102
01:25:05,532 --> 01:25:08,401
You really think that's gonna work?
1103
01:25:08,501 --> 01:25:11,405
Well, I think it works how
we want it to work, don't you?
1104
01:25:11,505 --> 01:25:13,841
Are we just gonna let Danny pull
the strings and give him what he wants
1105
01:25:13,941 --> 01:25:17,077
'cause the wealthy client's
always right?
1106
01:25:17,177 --> 01:25:18,846
What... what does he want?
1107
01:25:19,546 --> 01:25:23,149
How much did you hate me at the end?
1108
01:25:23,617 --> 01:25:25,252
Not as much as you hated me.
1109
01:25:25,352 --> 01:25:29,423
Well, I know you. That's why.
It's... that's the beauty part.
1110
01:25:29,523 --> 01:25:31,559
Maybe.
1111
01:25:32,359 --> 01:25:38,365
Okay, you know who my cab driver was
this morning in Austin to the airport?
1112
01:25:38,465 --> 01:25:39,900
Do I know this person?
1113
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,070
No, I mean... No, he's just some guy.
I don't know him. You don't know him.
1114
01:25:43,170 --> 01:25:45,539
He was just this guy
who looked like Willie Nelson.
1115
01:25:45,639 --> 01:25:48,708
I thought everybody down there
looked like Willie Nelson.
1116
01:25:48,808 --> 01:25:51,845
Not everybody. Anyway, he...
this guy... he was just...
1117
01:25:51,945 --> 01:25:55,615
This guy was from America.
1118
01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:59,519
He's like this old hippie guy
driving a cab.
1119
01:25:59,619 --> 01:26:04,958
You know, telling me his whole...
like, long Texas life story.
1120
01:26:05,058 --> 01:26:08,028
And I'm, like, this is...
it's not my story.
1121
01:26:08,128 --> 01:26:10,163
It's not my, like, it's not...
This is not my reality.
1122
01:26:10,263 --> 01:26:13,066
I get off the plane at JFK,
catch a cab, yellow cab, right?
1123
01:26:13,166 --> 01:26:17,104
Pakistani guy is on his cellphone,
yammering away to another Pakistani guy,
1124
01:26:17,204 --> 01:26:20,106
totally ignoring me,
and I'm just in the back seat going,
1125
01:26:20,206 --> 01:26:22,743
"yeah, man, this is more like it."
1126
01:26:22,843 --> 01:26:26,446
So, come back. Is there some, like...
1127
01:26:26,546 --> 01:26:29,549
some legal thing you got to stay
for the money or something?
1128
01:26:29,649 --> 01:26:32,953
No, there's no... there's nothing
keeping me there.
1129
01:26:33,053 --> 01:26:34,855
It's my money. I can do
whatever I want with it.
1130
01:26:34,955 --> 01:26:39,026
I can do anything
I want with it, you know?
1131
01:26:39,626 --> 01:26:44,264
And I think... I'm thinking, you know...
1132
01:26:44,942 --> 01:26:46,800
that, you know...
1133
01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:50,703
If you're gonna start
to fucking romance me...
1134
01:26:51,403 --> 01:26:54,308
- What?
- I'll fucking stab you.
1135
01:26:55,375 --> 01:26:57,610
With this cheese grater knife.
1136
01:26:57,710 --> 01:27:00,480
Listen, don't stab me, all right?
1137
01:27:00,580 --> 01:27:04,117
I'm not. I'm not trying to do that.
1138
01:27:04,217 --> 01:27:06,926
I love you. I love you, I do.
I still love you.
1139
01:27:07,026 --> 01:27:10,590
- I just think I can...
- God, no, don't.
1140
01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:14,561
I do... listen, you know what
kind of place we could get?
1141
01:27:14,661 --> 01:27:16,963
I mean, amazing. New place.
1142
01:27:17,063 --> 01:27:21,868
We could move into a brownstone on
Gramercy Park if we want. That's what I...
1143
01:27:21,968 --> 01:27:25,739
- You want to make this difficult for me?
- No.
1144
01:27:25,872 --> 01:27:29,443
- Again?
- I'm not. I'm not, no.
1145
01:27:29,543 --> 01:27:32,578
I'm talking about our marriage.
1146
01:27:37,617 --> 01:27:40,053
I don't know. Did I do something wrong?
1147
01:27:40,153 --> 01:27:44,157
I did... that came...
I did it wrong. I did it wrong.
1148
01:27:44,457 --> 01:27:46,826
I've always been loyal.
1149
01:27:47,327 --> 01:27:49,730
That's just who I am.
1150
01:27:51,097 --> 01:27:53,600
Let's talk about trust?
1151
01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:58,839
Trust is one of those things that we have
to earn from each other, all right?
1152
01:27:58,939 --> 01:28:04,010
And some people... some bloody people
just can't fucking control themselves.
1153
01:28:04,110 --> 01:28:06,746
Man, that sure is a beautiful dog.
1154
01:28:06,846 --> 01:28:08,915
Thanks.
1155
01:28:30,871 --> 01:28:33,440
- Hello?
- Hey, If I hadn't been a client,
1156
01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:36,509
if I had just been some
funny stoner that you met,
1157
01:28:36,609 --> 01:28:39,245
would I have had a shot at you?
1158
01:28:39,345 --> 01:28:41,447
Answer my question first.
1159
01:28:41,547 --> 01:28:46,092
Trevor can tell you what this is all about.
He should tell you, but I don't know.
1160
01:28:46,192 --> 01:28:48,388
I don't get reality anymore.
1161
01:28:48,488 --> 01:28:51,558
Well, you have been smoking
a lot of pot for a long time.
1162
01:28:51,658 --> 01:28:54,628
Well, that's just part of it. Come on.
1163
01:28:54,728 --> 01:28:58,965
Did I have a shot with you?
This is sort of important.
1164
01:29:00,189 --> 01:29:02,969
Well, I think you're awesome,
1165
01:29:03,069 --> 01:29:05,272
but the short answer is no.
1166
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:10,510
What's the long answer?
1167
01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:11,614
No.
1168
01:29:13,814 --> 01:29:16,749
Okay, well, I'm doing one thing right.
1169
01:29:16,849 --> 01:29:18,852
What?
1170
01:29:20,687 --> 01:29:22,606
Yeah.
1171
01:29:26,359 --> 01:29:28,162
- Well...
- You're not sleeping in the car, are you?
1172
01:29:28,263 --> 01:29:30,700
I have this ex-client, Tallie.
1173
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,732
Very hot body. She would love
to meet a crazy-ass rich dude.
1174
01:29:33,832 --> 01:29:36,236
- Is that Danny?
- You know what? Scratch that, actually.
1175
01:29:36,336 --> 01:29:40,273
You can do better. It doesn't even matter
anyway, Danny. Just go to these bars
1176
01:29:40,373 --> 01:29:42,833
- where these chicks hang out and say...
- Can I talk to him?
1177
01:29:42,933 --> 01:29:45,412
"Hey, I'm a rich guy
looking to treat a lady nice."
1178
01:29:45,512 --> 01:29:48,315
- You could even go to, like, a sorority.
- Here. Give us the phone.
1179
01:29:48,415 --> 01:29:50,917
Okay, Trevor wants to yell at you.
1180
01:29:51,017 --> 01:29:54,789
- Hey, Danny. I feel betrayed, man.
- He says you want to tell me something?
1181
01:29:54,889 --> 01:29:58,008
I broke up with my fucking
wife again, man.
1182
01:29:58,108 --> 01:30:01,161
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
That's... yeah, that's tough.
1183
01:30:01,261 --> 01:30:04,631
You know, you're just gonna have to grieve,
and then when you're ready,
1184
01:30:04,731 --> 01:30:09,936
you're gonna have to pick yourself up
and start using that heart muscle again.
1185
01:30:10,036 --> 01:30:12,538
- What?
- Just put it on speaker.
1186
01:30:12,638 --> 01:30:15,242
It was like I was saying
last night, you know?
1187
01:30:15,342 --> 01:30:17,436
I know, Kat told me the same thing,
you know, like,
1188
01:30:17,536 --> 01:30:20,580
- that I should go out and get some bimbo.
- Just someone who's nice to you.
1189
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:24,818
No, not a bimbo. Just a starter girlfriend.
Just something lightweight, okay?
1190
01:30:24,918 --> 01:30:28,188
You've got some bad habits.
You just need to retrain yourself.
1191
01:30:28,288 --> 01:30:30,657
- That's a fitness metaphor.
- Just start all over again?
1192
01:30:30,757 --> 01:30:33,527
You just... you got to be strong, okay?
You got to be focused.
1193
01:30:33,627 --> 01:30:36,929
You've also got to have fun, though,
remember that, okay?
1194
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:42,849
- I got to go.
- Danny?
1195
01:30:42,949 --> 01:30:46,306
Don't you fucking touch me! Fuck you!
1196
01:30:51,678 --> 01:30:54,447
What the fuck, man?
1197
01:31:00,454 --> 01:31:03,256
Five hundred and forty two photos
in this folder,
1198
01:31:03,356 --> 01:31:05,493
and they're just
the greatest hits, really.
1199
01:31:09,728 --> 01:31:12,699
I might have a shower, I think.
1200
01:31:26,012 --> 01:31:29,582
Is Lorenzo really a bisexual gigolo?
1201
01:31:30,282 --> 01:31:33,820
Yeah. Not full-time,
but he has sex with both genders
1202
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:38,792
and gets gifts for that, so, yeah.
1203
01:31:42,428 --> 01:31:46,133
Well, that's fine, I guess.
1204
01:31:53,406 --> 01:31:56,209
Good night, again.
1205
01:31:56,609 --> 01:31:58,679
Night.
1206
01:32:29,442 --> 01:32:32,569
- Morning.
- Morning.
1207
01:33:20,026 --> 01:33:21,179
Come on, keep up.
1208
01:34:12,445 --> 01:34:14,713
Now what?
1209
01:34:20,220 --> 01:34:22,421
God.
1210
01:34:25,892 --> 01:34:27,730
Where are you?
1211
01:34:27,830 --> 01:34:32,265
Somewhere in the desert
way ahead of you in the dorkmobile.
1212
01:34:32,365 --> 01:34:34,201
Are you hungry?
1213
01:34:40,173 --> 01:34:43,043
- Is that okay?
- It's perfect, thanks.
1214
01:34:43,143 --> 01:34:45,912
Carlos said he knew how to do it.
I just had never heard of it before
1215
01:34:46,012 --> 01:34:48,515
- with the whites of the eggs.
- This is exactly right.
1216
01:34:48,615 --> 01:34:51,484
So you just kind
of pull the yolk out of it?
1217
01:34:51,584 --> 01:34:54,192
Yeah, you can just pour it back
from one half to the other,
1218
01:34:54,292 --> 01:34:57,133
and eventually,
they'll just separate out.
1219
01:34:57,233 --> 01:34:59,325
Does it taste better?
1220
01:34:59,425 --> 01:35:02,395
No, it's just less in saturated fat.
1221
01:35:02,495 --> 01:35:04,330
Okay.
1222
01:35:11,704 --> 01:35:13,006
Hey, are you still going
to want to fuck me
1223
01:35:13,106 --> 01:35:17,477
if we have to talk business partner stuff
every day? I might not want to fuck you.
1224
01:35:17,577 --> 01:35:19,846
Listen, babe, I don't want to put
words in your mouth, but...
1225
01:35:19,946 --> 01:35:23,349
- Where is this "babe" thing coming from?
- I was under the impression
1226
01:35:23,449 --> 01:35:26,553
that you were burnt out on training.
1227
01:35:26,653 --> 01:35:31,524
Well, yeah, you know. I just got tired
of selling everyone this bullshit
1228
01:35:31,624 --> 01:35:34,961
that I could change their lives
for them, you know?
1229
01:35:35,061 --> 01:35:38,304
I know we're supposed to be telling them
that they're doing it for themselves,
1230
01:35:38,404 --> 01:35:40,266
- but I mean, come on.
- You just got to trust them.
1231
01:35:40,366 --> 01:35:43,061
And by the way, this is still
the business we're in, okay?
1232
01:35:43,161 --> 01:35:46,653
You can change their lives
because you believe in it,
1233
01:35:46,753 --> 01:35:51,077
and Trevor, that's fine. I'm just...
I'm in the back now running the shit.
1234
01:35:51,177 --> 01:35:54,113
Lunch is on me, by the way.
1235
01:35:56,182 --> 01:36:00,187
Look, I think we can both agree that
sleeping together, taken on its own merits,
1236
01:36:00,287 --> 01:36:01,655
- it's pretty fantastic.
- It's not terrible.
1237
01:36:01,755 --> 01:36:06,559
It just hasn't always had
good outcomes, though, has it?
1238
01:36:07,226 --> 01:36:10,189
- If you don't believe that people can...
- Excuse me!
1239
01:36:10,289 --> 01:36:13,099
- ...change.
- Excuse me.
1240
01:36:14,066 --> 01:36:18,638
Yeah, there's an extra charge on here
for substitution on his omelette.
1241
01:36:18,738 --> 01:36:21,874
Well, like I said, we've never done that
before with the whites of the eggs.
1242
01:36:21,974 --> 01:36:23,987
- It's fine, just...
- That's not an substitution,
1243
01:36:24,087 --> 01:36:26,412
that's a subtraction, so if anything,
it should be costing less.
1244
01:36:26,512 --> 01:36:28,848
It's more work, Kat. It's more.
They've got to separate it.
1245
01:36:28,948 --> 01:36:32,285
You can talk to my manager if you want,
but I'm supposed to charge you for that.
1246
01:36:32,385 --> 01:36:34,472
- Why? It's common sense.
- Kat. Kat.
1247
01:36:34,572 --> 01:36:37,423
No, Trevor, listen. If you say,
"I want a cup of black coffee,
1248
01:36:37,523 --> 01:36:40,579
don't bring me any cream or sugar,"
do you charge extra
1249
01:36:40,679 --> 01:36:45,498
for the trouble of not providing those
things? I mean, come on. It's ridiculous.
1250
01:36:45,598 --> 01:36:47,984
Okay, you're kind of getting rude.
1251
01:36:48,084 --> 01:36:51,704
Jesus Christ, Kat. Here. Just take my
credit card and charge the whole amount,
1252
01:36:51,804 --> 01:36:53,873
and I promise,
you'll get a really good tip.
1253
01:36:53,973 --> 01:36:55,909
Thank you.
1254
01:36:57,977 --> 01:36:59,545
Man, you love getting ripped off,
1255
01:36:59,645 --> 01:37:02,114
which is another reason you need me
as a business partner.
1256
01:37:02,214 --> 01:37:04,783
Listen, do you have feelings for me?
1257
01:37:05,881 --> 01:37:08,221
Yeah, I mean...
1258
01:37:08,321 --> 01:37:09,722
What do you mean?
1259
01:37:10,522 --> 01:37:13,793
Well, can you describe those feelings?
1260
01:37:14,193 --> 01:37:17,263
Describe your feelings.
1261
01:37:19,599 --> 01:37:24,114
You're unbelievable. I just can't
get you to admit to anything.
1262
01:37:24,770 --> 01:37:28,274
I mean, I should just walk out of here
and go and get a lawyer.
1263
01:37:28,374 --> 01:37:32,022
Two lawyers, actually. One to sue
Danny for trying to fuck me over
1264
01:37:32,122 --> 01:37:34,714
and one to take out a restraining order
on you, but I'm not doing that.
1265
01:37:34,814 --> 01:37:36,449
I'm not doing that.
1266
01:37:36,549 --> 01:37:38,645
But can you at least just tell me
1267
01:37:38,745 --> 01:37:43,256
how you think it's fair that I'm gonna
torpedo my life because I love you?
1268
01:37:48,294 --> 01:37:50,793
You have a good day.
1269
01:37:59,806 --> 01:38:03,043
- Let's just go, shall we?
- Yeah.
1270
01:38:20,893 --> 01:38:22,962
I'll see you back in Austin.
1271
01:38:23,062 --> 01:38:25,097
Okay.
1272
01:38:25,197 --> 01:38:27,701
Can I ask you something?
1273
01:38:30,670 --> 01:38:34,507
What did Danny want you to tell me?
1274
01:38:39,311 --> 01:38:42,048
All right, okay.
1275
01:38:42,715 --> 01:38:45,231
But, also...
1276
01:38:47,386 --> 01:38:49,722
I love you, too.
1277
01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:17,183
We're both so screwed.
1278
01:39:17,283 --> 01:39:20,720
We're really, really screwed.
1279
01:39:21,053 --> 01:39:23,523
And I feel dizzy,
which I'm also too old for.
1280
01:39:23,623 --> 01:39:26,492
Tell me if it doesn't feel good.
1281
01:39:31,530 --> 01:39:33,765
It feels great.
1282
01:39:54,920 --> 01:39:59,057
- No, go back. I like that show.
- No, no, douche city.
1283
01:40:01,294 --> 01:40:03,062
Okay.
1284
01:40:03,162 --> 01:40:04,431
Hi.
1285
01:40:06,465 --> 01:40:08,601
Can we help you?
1286
01:40:08,701 --> 01:40:12,505
Yeah, your door was open.
My name's Danny.
1287
01:40:12,605 --> 01:40:14,754
I'm a multimillionaire.
1288
01:40:14,854 --> 01:40:18,044
I was gonna throw a party at my house,
sort of an outreach thing.
1289
01:40:18,144 --> 01:40:21,981
I know your sisterhood does
a lot of community service,
1290
01:40:22,081 --> 01:40:24,784
and this is just sort of a thank you.
1291
01:40:24,884 --> 01:40:29,288
Booze and everything,
on me, and... yeah.
1292
01:40:29,388 --> 01:40:33,759
Come on over, bring your friends.
Bring whatever. Whatever you want.
1293
01:40:34,959 --> 01:40:36,226
Yeah.
1294
01:40:38,965 --> 01:40:41,367
I'm not a douchebag.