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¶

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[instrumental music]

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- Hmm.

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- You look exactly
like your profile pic.

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- Thank you.

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- Even more --
Uh, even prettier.

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- You actually..

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You actually don't
look anything like
your profile picture.

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- Oh, there's a funny story
behind that.

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I just got over shingles

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and they were like straight
across my face.

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<i>So I grew a beard</i>

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and I put that one up.

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But now it doesn't look like me
'cause in that picture

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I had both shingles
and a beard, so..

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But I am shingle free,
clean as a whistle.

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- So, Anne Martin,
what brings you in?

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- Oh, um, they did,
uh, an STD assembly

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at the school where I work

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and, uh, it kinda
freaked me out

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so I just wanted to come in and
make sure everything was okay.

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- Great. Uh, I just have a
couple of basic questions here.

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Uh, do you smoke?

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- No.

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<i>- Do drugs?</i>
<i>- No.</i>

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- Drink alcohol?

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- A little chardonnay
occasionally

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but, um, not really, no.

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- Have you traveled out of the
country in the last 6 months?

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- No.

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<i>- Have you had intercourse</i>

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<i>with anyone from</i>
<i>a foreign country?</i>

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- No.
- Okay.

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Have you had anal intercourse?
- No. I mean..

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I don't.. I don't
wanna sound judgy.

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<i>Uh, i -- it's not</i>
<i>for everyone.</i>

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It could be for me maybe under
the right circumstances.

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I have to be very relaxed.

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<i>But, um..</i>

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But I'm not like in a..

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An anal place.

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- Okay.
<i>- N...no.</i>

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- I believe you
had the salad, sir.

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- Yes.

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- That's a lot of onions.

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- Yeah. I like onions.

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Make you cry.

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- Yeah, you know,
uh, actually, uh..

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My eyes were bigger
than my stomach.

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I just.. Suddenly not really
hungry at all.

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<i>And I realize...</i>

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<i>I have a very</i>
<i>early morning tomorrow.</i>

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- You can go if you want.

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You can just box it up.

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- No.
<i>- I know what it means.</i>

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<i>Can you be honest with me?</i>

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What is it about
me that is like..

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That you.. M -- m -- makes you
<i>not wanna sit here?</i>

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- Honestly?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

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[sighs]

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- It's like everything

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starting with your face first.

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Just like the expression
on it is really bad.

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<i>You sort of look like</i>

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<i>you're smelling something</i>
<i>that doesn't smell good</i>

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or like, you're like squinting

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even though
you're wearing glasses

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like, your eyes don't work.

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<i>You kinda look like</i>

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<i>a lesbian newscaster</i>
<i>'cause you're effeminate</i>

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but not in like a good way.

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It's almost insulting to women.

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The way you're effeminate.

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'Cause like you're
not androgynous.

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You're just
like soft and doughy.

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You don't look like you have
bones under your body at all.

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You're just sort of
like an old baby, you know?

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<i>You just seem very</i>
<i>uncomfortable.</i>

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You know, like a little bit

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like you're apologizing
for your existence.

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Just..

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- That's a complete answer.

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- When was the last time
you engaged in intercourse?

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- Um..

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Do you mean like, um,

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full on kind of inter..

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I would say about..

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About comin' up on a year.

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A little over a year. It's like
a shade over a year.

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- So you're abstinent.
- No. Mm-hmm.

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No, not abstinent.
I'm just, um..

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It's not like a spiritual

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kind of cleansing thing
which is abstinence.

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It's more just like, Oh gosh,
it has.. Is it March already?

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So..

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[instrumental music]

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<i>- Oh, my God.</i>

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[gagging]

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Oh, my God! Are you choking?

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Oh, my God!

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- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, my God!

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- Ah!
- Oh, my God!

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<i>- Come on! Come on!</i>

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Come on! Spit it out!
Spit it out! Spit it out!

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- Ah!

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[coughing]

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<i>- Are you alright?</i>

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[gagging]

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- How do you wanna
handle the check?

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You wanna split it or..

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[instrumental music]

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[rock music]

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- I don't wanna go.
- Oh, you don't wanna go, huh?

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- No.
- No? You wanna stay?

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Oh, hey, you know what?
Jeff here'll walk you out.

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- Oh, yeah,
I could walk you out.

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I just have a very specific

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window of time when my, um..

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...commute is easier than..

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Okay. So you're good
and I'm good, so..

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¶ Hallelujah

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¶ Know who you are
forget what you're not ¶

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¶ Doo doo do do-do

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<i>- "Americans are forever</i>
<i>searching for love</i>

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"in forms it never takes,
in places it can never be."

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- Oh, that's, um, uh..

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...Kurt.. Kurt Vonnegut.
- Kurt Vonnegut.
It's "Cat's Cradle."

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- Yeah, I was right there.
Tip of my tongue.

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- You're so slow!
So, how was your date?

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- Oh, not great.

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I choked on a piece
of soft food out of nerves.

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How was the doctor?

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- Oh, um, apparently
I'm clinically abstinent.

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- Clinically abstinent?
- Yeah.

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It's a thing and I've got it.

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- I've never heard anybody
diagnosed with that.

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- Hi.

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Um, speaking of, have you
talked to Max about me?

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- Max? Yeah. You went on one
date with him 3 months ago.

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I would let it go, you know?
- No, it was a great date.

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I mean, actually
I'm not counting but

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it was technically
two and a half months ago.

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- If you're using the term
technically then you're
counting.

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- Oh. Well, technically
it's not counting, I'm just --

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- Mr. Lowry, Mr. Lowry.

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Please thank your mother
for running the bake sale.

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I've never known the parent

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of a faculty member
to be so involved at school.

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- Oh, Anne, my tits
are leaking like a motherfuck..

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Principal Miller.

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- Language, Julia.

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- I'm so sorry about that.
Last day of school.

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- And your shirt sleeves
are a little short.

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- Yeah, I -- I actually
think so too.

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I'm gonna go put on a cardigan.

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<i>- Now.</i>
<i>- You're a gorgeous woman.</i>

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- Cardigan now.

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- Don't run!
<i>- Sorry.</i>

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- But hurry.
- It's the last day of school.

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Everyone's letting
their hair down, you know.

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- Not on my watch.
- Oh!

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- Okay. I don't know
what that means

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- I just clam up
whenever she comes around.

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- Yeah.

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- Well, maybe we'll have,
you know, some luck

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at the end of year
party tonight.

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- You mean like more luck than

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the year that you
clogged up the toilet?

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- Actually that was
the year before.

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- Oh, then more
luck than the year

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you walked through
a screen door?

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- Okay, but in my defense

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they should just put a ribbon
across those things

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'cause you can't
always see them.

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- Yo -- you're right, they
should sell every screen door

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with a big ribbon on it.

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- I'm just putting
it out there.

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- Maybe we'll have
more luck this year

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because they'll
be all that faculty

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from Ben Franklin High so
they'll be more people to meet.

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- Yeah! Maybe they'll
get a kick out of my foibles.

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- Maybe you don't
use the word foibles.

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- Oh.

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Duly noted, sir.
<i>- That's not great either.</i>

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- Oh, boy.

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[bell ringing]

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- Maybe you should be paying

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a little more attention
to your studies

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and less attention to "How much
sex your peers are having."

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- How else am I gonna know?

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- Get out of here.

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Enjoy your last moments
here being educated.

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[sighs]

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[instrumental music]

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"How old were you when
you lost your virginity?"

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20.

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That's not an option.

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- Yeah, so we were just there
and like.. No, he left.

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<i>And I was like,</i>
<i>where'd you go?</i>

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<i>What?</i>

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I swear to God,
he's such a dickface!

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- Okay, I know
you don't have any work to do

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but, guys, it's still
called study hall.

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- I have to go.
I'll call you later.

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<i>- Thank you.</i>

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[bell rings]

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Okay, everybody,
have a great summer.

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Don't forget to read.

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- Woo-hoo!

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- Mm-hmm.

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Slut.

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<i>[Josh Mobley</i>
<i>singing "Summertime"]</i>

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- Hey, I got this..

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Hi, guys, be careful.

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Oh, that doesn't..

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Hey, guys, cool,
cool to see you.

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Good. Good, good.

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Nice cabinet. Um..

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[indistinct chatter]

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- This your house?
- Oh, no. It's just..

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Just cleaning up,
making myself useful.

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Do you wanna help?
- Sure.

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- Cool. Thanks so much.

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- That guy was hot.
What was that all about?

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- Oh, he's really cute.
Then he gave me his garbage.

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- Put that garbage down. Stop.

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The beauty of coming to someone
else's house or party

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is that you
can just make a mess

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you don't have
to clean up after anybody.

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- How do you do it?
You're so put together.

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I mean, you just
got like Al, the baby..

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- I am not put together

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but I do have a little..
I guess, I don't know.

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I don't know if it's a secret,
but something I do.

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- Please, uh, tell me. I'm
swinging in the wind here.

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- Are you familiar
with Kegeling?

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- Yeah, that's the, um,
squeezing the vaginal wall.

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- Makes me feel confident,
powerful, but kind of at ease.

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You know what I'm saying?

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It's like a glass of wine
for the prives.

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- Ooh, I like that.

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- Wha.. What are you
doing with your face?

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<i>Relax your jaw.</i>

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Don't over think it.
Just do it. Just squeeze.

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<i>Now you look like a zombie.</i>

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You're not blinking
whatsoever now.

247
00:12:03.023 --> 00:12:04.923
- That seems like it's easier.
- No.

248
00:12:04.925 --> 00:12:06.558
- Hey, honey, um, sorry.
- Hey.

249
00:12:06.560 --> 00:12:08.326
- Hey, Al.
<i>- I just spoke</i>
<i>with the sitter</i>

250
00:12:08.328 --> 00:12:10.228
and apparently the baby's
getting very fussy.

251
00:12:10.230 --> 00:12:12.397
- Oh, no!
- Yeah, sorry.
I think we have to go.

252
00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:13.965
- Alright, will you pull the
car around? I'll be right out.

253
00:12:13.967 --> 00:12:16.034
- I will indeed.

254
00:12:16.036 --> 00:12:17.235
- Are you okay with me going?

255
00:12:17.237 --> 00:12:19.104
- Yeah, go get your damn baby.

256
00:12:19.106 --> 00:12:20.905
I'm just kidding. I love her.
She's so sweet.

257
00:12:20.907 --> 00:12:22.373
- I love you.

258
00:12:22.375 --> 00:12:24.342
- Happy summer.
- Happy summer. Enjoy.

259
00:12:24.344 --> 00:12:26.144
- Yeah, I will now.
- And get out there.

260
00:12:26.146 --> 00:12:28.213
- Yeah, I will.
I'm just gonna..

261
00:12:30.883 --> 00:12:33.284
- Hey, Carol,
what a terrific school year.

262
00:12:33.286 --> 00:12:34.819
Can I make you a snack plate?

263
00:12:34.821 --> 00:12:37.789
- I'm not eating. I'm only
drinking clear liquids now.

264
00:12:37.791 --> 00:12:38.123
So, no.

265
00:12:42.161 --> 00:12:45.897
- Yeah, Carol is so irritable.
- She's a real hothead.

266
00:12:45.899 --> 00:12:47.832
- She must be hungry
all the time.

267
00:12:47.834 --> 00:12:50.335
- That's my problem,
you know. I'm a nice guy.

268
00:12:50.337 --> 00:12:52.070
I'm almost too nice.

269
00:12:52.072 --> 00:12:54.372
I ask people if they
want a snack plate.

270
00:12:54.374 --> 00:12:57.408
I go to work every day.
I pay my taxes.

271
00:12:57.410 --> 00:12:58.843
And what's my reward?

272
00:12:58.845 --> 00:13:00.812
- Maybe it's not
about your rewards.

273
00:13:00.814 --> 00:13:02.313
Maybe it's more about just like

274
00:13:02.315 --> 00:13:04.315
being comfortable
in your own skin.

275
00:13:05.951 --> 00:13:08.186
"Be yourself. Everybody else
is already taken."

276
00:13:08.188 --> 00:13:09.754
- Oh, um..

277
00:13:09.756 --> 00:13:11.322
- It's Oscar Wilde.
- Yes!

278
00:13:11.324 --> 00:13:12.991
God, you're so quick. You don't
give me enough time.

279
00:13:12.993 --> 00:13:14.025
- Because you're so slow.

280
00:13:14.027 --> 00:13:15.059
- You have a quick
trigger finger.

281
00:13:15.061 --> 00:13:16.060
- Yeah, I do.

282
00:13:16.062 --> 00:13:17.228
[imitating gunshot]

283
00:13:18.798 --> 00:13:21.065
I gotta pee. Get in the mix.

284
00:13:22.902 --> 00:13:24.903
<i>[Crown City Rockers</i>
<i>singing "Break"]</i>

285
00:13:29.241 --> 00:13:31.342
- That's a nice shirt.
- Thank you.

286
00:13:32.745 --> 00:13:34.345
- Or is it a blouse?
How can you tell?

287
00:13:34.347 --> 00:13:36.347
[cellphone ringing]

288
00:13:36.349 --> 00:13:37.849
- Where are you?

289
00:13:38.951 --> 00:13:40.685
No. Nobody good here.

290
00:13:41.620 --> 00:13:43.121
- I heard that.

291
00:13:43.123 --> 00:13:44.155
[grunts]

292
00:13:45.624 --> 00:13:46.758
[glass shatters]

293
00:13:46.760 --> 00:13:49.494
I.. I have my own thing
to take care of.

294
00:13:49.496 --> 00:13:50.528
- What?

295
00:13:51.630 --> 00:13:53.198
<i>- Anne.</i>
<i>- Mm-hmm.</i>

296
00:13:56.669 --> 00:13:58.703
- You think your dad got lost
looking for the tables?

297
00:13:58.705 --> 00:14:01.439
<i>- I'm here.</i>
<i>I'm here. I'm here.</i>
<i>- Oh, uh, uh, there it is.</i>

298
00:14:01.441 --> 00:14:02.874
Perfect. Yeah,
put it right there.

299
00:14:02.876 --> 00:14:06.311
- How many guests
are we expecting? One?

300
00:14:06.313 --> 00:14:07.745
- Well..
- That's only
the first of many.

301
00:14:07.747 --> 00:14:08.880
- Don't you think
we're planning

302
00:14:08.882 --> 00:14:10.782
a little early for
this birthday party?

303
00:14:10.784 --> 00:14:13.084
<i>I mean, you don't</i>
<i>turn 65 for two months.</i>

304
00:14:13.086 --> 00:14:15.453
- There is nothing wrong
with planning early.

305
00:14:15.455 --> 00:14:17.722
Besides it -- it
allows people to

306
00:14:17.724 --> 00:14:20.525
you know,
mark their calendars and..

307
00:14:20.527 --> 00:14:23.294
<i>...maybe even bring a date.</i>

308
00:14:23.296 --> 00:14:26.965
- Yeah, are you, uh,
planning on bringin' a date?

309
00:14:26.967 --> 00:14:30.869
- I sure am not, dad.
- Okay, just asking.

310
00:14:30.871 --> 00:14:32.670
- What about that Anne?

311
00:14:32.672 --> 00:14:35.206
- Wow, she's...super.
<i>- Mm-hmm.</i>

312
00:14:35.208 --> 00:14:36.641
- Please, it's weird
to hear you

313
00:14:36.643 --> 00:14:38.576
breathe deep like
that and talk about her.

314
00:14:38.578 --> 00:14:40.044
- I just said she's super.

315
00:14:40.046 --> 00:14:42.313
- I'm gonna put
her on the list.

316
00:14:42.315 --> 00:14:43.848
- Did you ever ask her out?

317
00:14:43.850 --> 00:14:47.452
- No, I have never asked her
out because we're good friends.

318
00:14:47.454 --> 00:14:48.987
I don't want
anything to ruin that

319
00:14:48.989 --> 00:14:51.422
<i>and she does not</i>
<i>see me like that, so..</i>

320
00:14:52.658 --> 00:14:54.459
She's into my neighbor.

321
00:14:58.597 --> 00:15:00.465
- Do you know any gay couples?

322
00:15:02.134 --> 00:15:05.703
- I mean, I -- I know a couple
gay couples. Why?

323
00:15:06.839 --> 00:15:08.940
- Well, we could
add them to the list.

324
00:15:08.942 --> 00:15:12.277
And you could maybe bring
a special person too.

325
00:15:14.013 --> 00:15:15.413
- I'm sorry.

326
00:15:17.416 --> 00:15:20.652
Are you implying that I am gay?

327
00:15:20.654 --> 00:15:22.687
- If you have trouble
coming out..

328
00:15:23.956 --> 00:15:26.090
...let us come in.

329
00:15:26.092 --> 00:15:27.592
- Why? I don't wanna go in.

330
00:15:27.594 --> 00:15:30.228
- Wait, I.. I am sorry, I'm
still having trouble

331
00:15:30.230 --> 00:15:32.030
with the math of this. Why..

332
00:15:32.032 --> 00:15:33.932
Even if I was gay

333
00:15:33.934 --> 00:15:36.267
why would I invite
a gay couple?

334
00:15:36.269 --> 00:15:39.404
- To feel more comfortable.
- They're..
They're already a couple.

335
00:15:42.274 --> 00:15:43.975
- Balloons.

336
00:15:43.977 --> 00:15:47.011
Oh, or are they
a little too young?

337
00:15:47.013 --> 00:15:48.046
- Why don't we get
a bouncy castle?

338
00:15:48.048 --> 00:15:49.747
<i>- No, balloons it is.</i>

339
00:15:49.749 --> 00:15:51.349
- Thank you.
- And Jeffrey, you're
in charge of the balloons.

340
00:15:51.351 --> 00:15:53.685
- Okay. I'll get those
balloons in 2 months.

341
00:15:53.687 --> 00:15:56.254
In a quarter of a year.
- Before 2 months.

342
00:15:56.256 --> 00:15:58.022
It's gonna sneak up on you
all of a sudden,
you're gonna --

343
00:15:58.024 --> 00:15:59.524
- And then you're gonna
have flat balloons.

344
00:15:59.526 --> 00:16:02.026
- You still have to get --
- You can't get
balloons early.

345
00:16:02.028 --> 00:16:04.762
- Just line them up,
know where you're gonna
get them and --

346
00:16:04.764 --> 00:16:06.297
- Line them up and know where
I'm gonna get them?

347
00:16:06.299 --> 00:16:07.665
I'm not invading Pakistan.

348
00:16:07.667 --> 00:16:09.400
- Darren, Darren, he's gonna
take care of them

349
00:16:09.402 --> 00:16:11.369
right, sweetheart?
- Yes, I'll take care of them.

350
00:16:11.371 --> 00:16:13.738
[instrumental music]

351
00:16:13.740 --> 00:16:15.206
<i>- Listen to me.</i>
<i>- Mm-hmm.</i>

352
00:16:15.208 --> 00:16:17.709
- I'm just gonna show up and..

353
00:16:17.711 --> 00:16:19.978
...bump into Max after
book club like
I did when we met.

354
00:16:19.980 --> 00:16:22.413
<i>- Anne, don't you think</i>
<i>that's gonna come</i>
<i>off a little creepy?</i>

355
00:16:22.415 --> 00:16:24.782
- No, I think it's romantic.

356
00:16:24.784 --> 00:16:26.484
<i>- Okay, someone's</i>
<i>gotta say it.</i>

357
00:16:26.486 --> 00:16:28.152
<i>If he was feeling</i>
<i>the Anne train</i>

358
00:16:28.154 --> 00:16:30.021
<i>don't you think he would</i>
<i>have hopped aboard by now?</i>

359
00:16:30.023 --> 00:16:32.290
- Well, maybe he's
playing hard to get.

360
00:16:32.292 --> 00:16:34.158
I mean, I don't know I can't be

361
00:16:34.160 --> 00:16:36.260
the only person
who feels this way.

362
00:16:36.262 --> 00:16:38.529
<i>- Anne.</i>
<i>- Okay, more importantly.</i>

363
00:16:38.531 --> 00:16:40.264
What am I wearing?
<i>- Hmm.</i>

364
00:16:40.266 --> 00:16:41.799
<i>Something slimming,</i>
<i>maybe black.</i>

365
00:16:41.801 --> 00:16:44.335
<i>Whatever you choose, just not</i>
<i>the fucking cat sweater.</i>

366
00:16:45.838 --> 00:16:47.338
[scoffs]

367
00:16:47.340 --> 00:16:49.240
[exclaiming]

368
00:16:49.242 --> 00:16:51.075
First of all, it's summer.

369
00:16:51.077 --> 00:16:53.411
And second of all
I don't even..

370
00:16:53.413 --> 00:16:56.047
I don't.. I don't really have
that sweater anymore.

371
00:16:59.451 --> 00:17:02.253
<i>- Okay, everybody,</i>
<i>I wanna thank you guys</i>

372
00:17:02.255 --> 00:17:05.056
for coming to book club.

373
00:17:05.058 --> 00:17:08.259
We are in session. Dan, you
picked the book for this week.

374
00:17:08.261 --> 00:17:11.696
- "Of Mice and Men."
- Oh, come on, Dan!

375
00:17:11.698 --> 00:17:13.064
He's doing this
on purpose, guys.

376
00:17:13.066 --> 00:17:14.665
<i>- I love this book.</i>
<i>- Yeah, I know.</i>

377
00:17:14.667 --> 00:17:16.467
You've read it like
a thousand times!

378
00:17:16.469 --> 00:17:18.169
- Yeah, more than that.
It's great.

379
00:17:18.171 --> 00:17:19.771
- He's just doing
this to piss me off, guys.

380
00:17:19.773 --> 00:17:21.639
- Not true.
- It is true!

381
00:17:21.641 --> 00:17:24.175
'Cause my name's Lenny
and my entire life

382
00:17:24.177 --> 00:17:26.144
whenever I tell someone
that my name is Lenny

383
00:17:26.146 --> 00:17:27.345
they ask me if I'm retarded.

384
00:17:27.347 --> 00:17:28.679
- Come on, man, that..

385
00:17:28.681 --> 00:17:30.615
A -- a lot of people
have the name Lenny.

386
00:17:30.617 --> 00:17:32.050
- Oh, now that you mention it

387
00:17:32.052 --> 00:17:34.652
I -- I.. I'm actually picturing
you as Lenny in the book.

388
00:17:34.654 --> 00:17:37.789
And it's making it a lot more
accessible for me.

389
00:17:37.791 --> 00:17:40.258
- Wha -- what's the connection
to the book?

390
00:17:40.260 --> 00:17:42.126
- He's a retarded guy --
- ...that kills other guys.

391
00:17:42.128 --> 00:17:44.996
<i>- Don't spoil</i>
<i>the whole book for him.</i>
<i>He didn't read it yet.</i>

392
00:17:44.998 --> 00:17:46.898
- My entire life
I have had to deal with it.

393
00:17:46.900 --> 00:17:48.533
I just tell somebody,
I go hi, I'm Lenny.

394
00:17:48.535 --> 00:17:50.334
And they're like,
oh, this guy's retarded.

395
00:17:50.336 --> 00:17:52.904
- Well, maybe it's the -- the
cadence with which you say it.

396
00:17:52.906 --> 00:17:55.239
- What the cadence of how
I'm saying hi, I'm Lenny.

397
00:17:55.241 --> 00:17:56.641
That's..
There's nothing.. What?

398
00:17:56.643 --> 00:17:58.476
- Yeah, why -- why you doing
it like that?

399
00:17:58.478 --> 00:18:00.311
- Yeah, it sounds bad.

400
00:18:00.313 --> 00:18:02.680
I mean, you're wearing socks
with sandals.

401
00:18:02.682 --> 00:18:04.916
- Yeah, 'cause I'm not
retarded.

402
00:18:08.187 --> 00:18:11.589
I wear sandals because
my feet sweat.

403
00:18:11.591 --> 00:18:14.492
And I wear the socks
to catch that sweat.

404
00:18:14.494 --> 00:18:16.627
So the socks help the sandal

405
00:18:16.629 --> 00:18:19.363
and the sandal help the sock.

406
00:18:19.365 --> 00:18:20.665
Not retarded.

407
00:18:21.667 --> 00:18:23.067
You feel like a jerk.

408
00:18:23.069 --> 00:18:26.838
- Alright, guys, are -- are we
gonna get into the book or not?

409
00:18:26.840 --> 00:18:29.874
'Cause, I mean, I could always
go downtown and have a drink.

410
00:18:29.876 --> 00:18:31.876
- On Sunday?
- It's Sunday night.

411
00:18:31.878 --> 00:18:34.145
- Yeah, people go
out on Sunday, guys.

412
00:18:34.147 --> 00:18:35.913
Girls go out on Sundays.

413
00:18:35.915 --> 00:18:38.082
- Yeah, crazy people
are out on Sundays.

414
00:18:38.084 --> 00:18:39.884
- It would be nice to meet
some girls though

415
00:18:39.886 --> 00:18:41.319
I mean..
- Yeah.

416
00:18:41.321 --> 00:18:43.354
- I know you guys haven't had
dates in a long time.

417
00:18:43.356 --> 00:18:45.022
- That's not true.
- Yeah, that's not true.

418
00:18:45.024 --> 00:18:47.625
- Well, I have a girlfriend.
I -- I don't have a girlfriend.

419
00:18:49.428 --> 00:18:50.795
- You just started
that sentence by saying

420
00:18:50.797 --> 00:18:51.963
I have a girlfriend.

421
00:18:51.965 --> 00:18:53.531
<i>- Yeah.</i>
<i>- Why would you do that?</i>

422
00:18:53.533 --> 00:18:55.266
- Uh, It's..
I just wanted to hear

423
00:18:55.268 --> 00:18:58.469
what it would sound
like coming out of my mouth.

424
00:18:58.471 --> 00:19:00.838
- It's such an inappropriate
time to experiment with that.

425
00:19:00.840 --> 00:19:02.640
- I'm just glad because
it sounded like

426
00:19:02.642 --> 00:19:04.442
he had murdered a girl.

427
00:19:04.444 --> 00:19:06.277
- What happened to her?
- She was here.

428
00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:07.612
Now she's not with us anymore.

429
00:19:07.614 --> 00:19:10.515
- Okay, the term not with us
anymore implies death.

430
00:19:10.517 --> 00:19:12.817
<i>- It's almost like</i>
<i>you admitted to</i>

431
00:19:12.819 --> 00:19:14.752
murdering or killing a woman.

432
00:19:14.754 --> 00:19:16.454
<i>- What are you talking.. No.</i>
<i>- And then you cannot</i>
<i>be sure about it.</i>

433
00:19:16.456 --> 00:19:18.356
<i>- Okay, well, then why aren't</i>
<i>you dating her anymore?</i>

434
00:19:18.358 --> 00:19:21.425
- Because I just.. I buried
her in the past, you know.

435
00:19:21.427 --> 00:19:23.427
- So wait, wait..
- So that means
you do have a girlfriend.

436
00:19:23.429 --> 00:19:25.563
- Did you murder a girl?

437
00:19:25.565 --> 00:19:27.198
- Or did you like bury her
somewhere and --

438
00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:28.332
- Guys, this..
- Do you don't know if she's
passed yet?

439
00:19:28.334 --> 00:19:29.834
- This is
an inappropriate conversation.

440
00:19:29.836 --> 00:19:32.970
- I gotta tell you
that if a police questioned me

441
00:19:32.972 --> 00:19:35.907
and said, did you notice
anything weird
about Dan lately?

442
00:19:35.909 --> 00:19:38.509
This would be the first
conversation that I
would bring up.

443
00:19:38.511 --> 00:19:39.977
- I'm just saying I don't --
- Just tell us
there's no girl --

444
00:19:39.979 --> 00:19:41.279
- I never had a girlfriend.

445
00:19:41.281 --> 00:19:43.681
- Alright.
- Okay.

446
00:19:43.683 --> 00:19:46.083
- Thank God.
- I go.. I go on dates
all the time.

447
00:19:46.085 --> 00:19:47.518
- No, you don't.
Come on, Lenny.

448
00:19:47.520 --> 00:19:49.153
When was the last time
you were out on a date?

449
00:19:49.155 --> 00:19:50.588
- What day is today?
<i>- Sunday.</i>

450
00:19:50.590 --> 00:19:52.323
- 1986.

451
00:19:52.325 --> 00:19:54.125
- Guys, I think we need to..

452
00:19:55.194 --> 00:19:56.861
...change what's goin'
on with us.

453
00:19:56.863 --> 00:19:59.130
We're 30-year-old guys.
We have a book club.

454
00:19:59.132 --> 00:20:02.934
I wear khaki every day.

455
00:20:02.936 --> 00:20:06.771
I mean, I haven't been on a
successful date in a long time.

456
00:20:06.773 --> 00:20:09.407
We need to live cool.

457
00:20:09.409 --> 00:20:11.676
You know, we need to like
be on the edge of the --

458
00:20:11.678 --> 00:20:13.044
- What does that mean?

459
00:20:13.046 --> 00:20:14.345
- It's like the bracelets.
Live Cool bracelets.

460
00:20:14.347 --> 00:20:15.846
- Yeah, it's like
a Live Cool bracelets.

461
00:20:15.848 --> 00:20:19.650
- Live Strong.
- Guys, guys, guys, guys.

462
00:20:19.652 --> 00:20:23.020
You don't have to change
anything about yourselves
to be cool, okay?

463
00:20:23.022 --> 00:20:26.324
You just have to be cool.

464
00:20:29.795 --> 00:20:31.128
- Well..
- That was awesome.

465
00:20:31.130 --> 00:20:33.097
- Yeah. I'm gonna write
that down.

466
00:20:33.099 --> 00:20:35.132
- Wow, thanks, man.
- Sure.

467
00:20:36.301 --> 00:20:37.768
Alright, look, guys, I'm gonna
get out of here.

468
00:20:37.770 --> 00:20:39.470
I'm gonna get a drink.

469
00:20:39.472 --> 00:20:40.838
We'll do this
next week though, yeah?

470
00:20:40.840 --> 00:20:42.340
<i>- Yeah. Deal.</i>
<i>- Alright.</i>

471
00:20:42.342 --> 00:20:44.108
But, uh, Jeff, you know what?

472
00:20:45.611 --> 00:20:47.445
Why don't you take this, okay?

473
00:20:47.447 --> 00:20:50.982
- Whoa. You want me to have
your summertime leather jacket?

474
00:20:50.984 --> 00:20:52.516
<i>- Yeah.</i>

475
00:20:52.518 --> 00:20:55.553
Who knows, maybe
it'll help you on your journey.

476
00:20:55.555 --> 00:20:57.154
[instrumental music]

477
00:20:57.156 --> 00:20:59.657
Then again, it might also hurt.

478
00:20:59.659 --> 00:21:02.560
But isn't
that everything in life?

479
00:21:02.562 --> 00:21:04.495
- Wow.
- That was cool too.
Write that down too.

480
00:21:04.497 --> 00:21:06.797
- How do you do that?
- Get that one on there too.

481
00:21:13.772 --> 00:21:15.439
- Oh, my God.

482
00:21:15.441 --> 00:21:18.376
Oh, the book club. Oh, yeah,
I forgot. I was just..

483
00:21:18.378 --> 00:21:20.945
I was just walking around.
I was running. I was at yoga.

484
00:21:20.947 --> 00:21:24.649
I'm just doing Pilates
and I had my books
and I was on..

485
00:21:24.651 --> 00:21:26.684
It's so good to
see you though --
- Anne.

486
00:21:28.086 --> 00:21:29.120
[gasps]

487
00:21:30.789 --> 00:21:32.456
- It's Max.
- Yeah.

488
00:21:32.458 --> 00:21:34.725
- Max! I thoug..

489
00:21:36.128 --> 00:21:38.095
You're not,
in the book club.

490
00:21:38.097 --> 00:21:40.398
- Oh, yeah, I -- I skipped
out a little early.

491
00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:41.766
Grab a drink and a sandwich.

492
00:21:41.768 --> 00:21:44.035
- Oh, a drink and a sandwich.
- Yeah.

493
00:21:46.204 --> 00:21:48.439
- It's so good to see you.
I said sandwich.

494
00:21:48.441 --> 00:21:51.175
Um, it's.. Come inside?

495
00:21:56.381 --> 00:21:58.382
[mellow music]

496
00:22:00.218 --> 00:22:02.153
Mm.

497
00:22:02.155 --> 00:22:03.421
It's good.
- Yeah.

498
00:22:03.423 --> 00:22:04.922
- Mm-hmm. I like beer.

499
00:22:07.292 --> 00:22:10.561
Um, my watch broke, how long..
How long has it been?

500
00:22:10.563 --> 00:22:13.331
- What?
<i>- When we saw each other?</i>

501
00:22:13.333 --> 00:22:14.365
- Oh!

502
00:22:15.267 --> 00:22:16.734
God, I..

503
00:22:16.736 --> 00:22:19.970
I literally have
no recollection of it.

504
00:22:19.972 --> 00:22:22.940
- Me neither. It was like
3 months ago and..

505
00:22:22.942 --> 00:22:24.809
I don't know.
- Okay.

506
00:22:26.211 --> 00:22:28.279
- It was a.. Um..

507
00:22:28.281 --> 00:22:29.714
That guy. I was looking at him.

508
00:22:29.716 --> 00:22:33.384
- Oh! Yeah, I painted that.
<i>- You did?</i>

509
00:22:33.386 --> 00:22:37.421
- Yeah, it's,
uh, it's gouache.
- Squash?

510
00:22:37.423 --> 00:22:39.023
- It starts with a G. Gouache.

511
00:22:39.025 --> 00:22:41.492
- It's gouache.
- Yeah, it's -- it's the kind
of paint.

512
00:22:41.494 --> 00:22:44.128
- Mm.
- It's, uh, it's fickle.

513
00:22:44.130 --> 00:22:47.465
<i>- Yeah.</i>
<i>- Paint that's got this really</i>
<i>wonderful texture.</i>

514
00:22:47.467 --> 00:22:49.467
It's kind of like a..

515
00:22:49.469 --> 00:22:52.236
It's like a woman.
You gotta sorta..

516
00:22:52.238 --> 00:22:54.972
<i>You gotta warm it up</i>
<i>a little bit and sorta..</i>

517
00:22:54.974 --> 00:22:57.875
You know, show it that you're
ready to play before you..

518
00:22:57.877 --> 00:23:00.478
...spread it around
a little bit.

519
00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:02.279
- It's dirty.
It must be dirty.

520
00:23:02.281 --> 00:23:03.581
<i>- Yeah, it get's</i>
<i>a little messy.</i>

521
00:23:03.583 --> 00:23:05.349
<i>That's, uh, that's part</i>
<i>of the fun, right?</i>

522
00:23:05.351 --> 00:23:07.718
Oh, yes. Yeah,
I like to get messy.

523
00:23:10.455 --> 00:23:14.558
Yeah, oh.
<i>- Hello? Oh, my God.</i>

524
00:23:14.560 --> 00:23:15.760
[imitating Max]
- Oh, my God.

525
00:23:15.762 --> 00:23:18.329
- What the hell
are you doing here?

526
00:23:18.331 --> 00:23:20.898
I thought I took back my key.
- Yeah, you did.

527
00:23:20.900 --> 00:23:25.002
But I made a copy first
from the key copier.

528
00:23:25.004 --> 00:23:28.372
- That is so like you.
Get out.
- No.

529
00:23:28.374 --> 00:23:29.807
<i>- What do you want?</i>

530
00:23:29.809 --> 00:23:31.242
- What do you think?

531
00:23:31.244 --> 00:23:33.844
I want my apology.
- Oh, for what?

532
00:23:33.846 --> 00:23:37.248
- Boo-whoo, ooh-ooh are you
fucking kidding me?
<i>- Alright, look, look..</i>

533
00:23:37.250 --> 00:23:40.651
I know that I can be a dick
sometimes, alright?
I don't mean it.

534
00:23:40.653 --> 00:23:44.221
- That.. Oh, is that..
Is tha.. was that.. Was that
your.. Was that his apology?

535
00:23:44.223 --> 00:23:46.824
'Cause it didn't sound like
one. No, it didn't.
What was that?

536
00:23:46.826 --> 00:23:50.261
- Give me that key.
- Come and get 'em.

537
00:23:52.097 --> 00:23:54.665
- You know.. You know
I won't go down there.
- Whoo. What are you gonna do?

538
00:23:54.667 --> 00:23:55.933
What are you gonna do when
you're there?

539
00:23:55.935 --> 00:23:56.967
What are you gonna do when
you're down there?

540
00:23:56.969 --> 00:23:58.002
<i>You gonna sniff around,</i>

541
00:23:58.004 --> 00:23:59.036
<i>'cause you're a little dog.</i>

542
00:23:59.038 --> 00:24:00.070
- Slow it down.

543
00:24:00.072 --> 00:24:02.173
- You're gonna go sniff around

544
00:24:02.175 --> 00:24:04.608
'cause you're a fucking dog.
- Oh, God!

545
00:24:06.545 --> 00:24:08.012
Yeah, you remember?
- Oh, yeah.

546
00:24:08.014 --> 00:24:09.413
- You remember Amber?
- I remember you.

547
00:24:09.415 --> 00:24:11.782
- You remember Amber?
- You know I'm better..

548
00:24:11.784 --> 00:24:14.819
- Mm, hmm..
<i>- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

549
00:24:14.821 --> 00:24:16.987
Oh, God, you smell
so fucking good.

550
00:24:16.989 --> 00:24:19.523
- You smell like shit.
Such, such shit.

551
00:24:19.525 --> 00:24:20.958
You don't get to look
me in the ass.

552
00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:22.126
- I won't look. I won't look.
I won't look.

553
00:24:22.128 --> 00:24:24.628
- Okay, I got
all my books, so..

554
00:24:25.397 --> 00:24:26.931
Hi, I'm A -- Anne.

555
00:24:26.933 --> 00:24:28.933
- Anne?

556
00:24:28.935 --> 00:24:31.268
<i>- You don't deserve it!</i>
<i>- I don't deserve it!</i>

557
00:24:31.270 --> 00:24:32.903
<i>- You don't deserve it!</i>
<i>- I don't deserve it!</i>

558
00:24:33.705 --> 00:24:34.972
- And now you remember, right?

559
00:24:34.974 --> 00:24:36.173
<i>- Beg for it.</i>
<i>- I want your..</i>

560
00:24:36.175 --> 00:24:37.374
<i>- Beg for it.</i>
<i>- Please.</i>

561
00:24:37.376 --> 00:24:38.909
<i>- Beg for it.</i>
<i>- Please!</i>

562
00:24:39.878 --> 00:24:41.212
[sighs]

563
00:24:44.049 --> 00:24:46.717
[instrumental music]

564
00:24:46.719 --> 00:24:50.120
- Jeff, what do you see
when you look at me?

565
00:24:50.122 --> 00:24:52.490
- Like right now?
- Yeah, like this.

566
00:24:55.227 --> 00:24:56.393
- I think you look like

567
00:24:56.395 --> 00:24:58.762
you work at a cellphone
kiosk in the mall.

568
00:25:00.131 --> 00:25:03.868
- I dressed like this
to seduce Max. Okay.

569
00:25:03.870 --> 00:25:05.603
- This was your
seductive look?

570
00:25:05.605 --> 00:25:08.272
- I was going for like
sexy librarian or like..

571
00:25:08.274 --> 00:25:10.875
...Euro kind of just..

572
00:25:10.877 --> 00:25:12.743
You know, like what is this?

573
00:25:12.745 --> 00:25:14.845
- You kind of look like my
mom's financial advisor.

574
00:25:14.847 --> 00:25:16.213
- Yeah.

575
00:25:16.215 --> 00:25:19.650
I just feel like I'm tired
of being such a dork.

576
00:25:19.652 --> 00:25:21.619
- Yes, yeah, I wanna be
one of those guys

577
00:25:21.621 --> 00:25:23.087
that like starts dating a girl

578
00:25:23.089 --> 00:25:24.755
and then the girl's parents
get all freaked out

579
00:25:24.757 --> 00:25:26.457
because they think the guy's
gonna steal her TV

580
00:25:26.459 --> 00:25:27.725
and sell it for drug money.

581
00:25:27.727 --> 00:25:31.195
- I wanna be like, you know,
one of those girls

582
00:25:31.197 --> 00:25:33.430
whose parents don't want her
to come home for Christmas.

583
00:25:33.432 --> 00:25:35.766
- I wanna be a guy that no
matter where they are

584
00:25:35.768 --> 00:25:37.201
there's a possibility that he..

585
00:25:37.203 --> 00:25:38.636
He could have sex
in a bathroom.

586
00:25:38.638 --> 00:25:40.204
- I wanna be sex in
the bathroom people.

587
00:25:40.206 --> 00:25:42.172
That's so cool.
I wanna get arrested..

588
00:25:42.174 --> 00:25:43.207
- ...for having sex
in a bathroom.

589
00:25:43.209 --> 00:25:44.808
- I wanna be on "Cops."

590
00:25:46.244 --> 00:25:48.445
How do we do this?
How is this done?

591
00:25:48.447 --> 00:25:49.813
- I don't know.
How is this done?

592
00:25:49.815 --> 00:25:51.315
- I don't know.
Play to our strengths?

593
00:25:51.317 --> 00:25:53.250
- Play to our strengths.

594
00:25:53.252 --> 00:25:56.620
Okay, well, my biggest strength
is helping kids apply
to colleges.

595
00:25:56.622 --> 00:25:59.623
- And I'm -- I'm really good
at research.

596
00:25:59.625 --> 00:26:03.761
So, we're screwed.
- We need help.

597
00:26:03.763 --> 00:26:05.763
[instrumental music]

598
00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:10.467
[indistinct chatter]

599
00:26:13.238 --> 00:26:16.140
- Al gets into such cool
parties.
- I know, right?

600
00:26:16.142 --> 00:26:18.008
- Yeah.
- Oh, you gotta meet this guy.

601
00:26:18.010 --> 00:26:19.910
- Hey, so you Julia, right?
Al's wife.

602
00:26:19.912 --> 00:26:21.078
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

603
00:26:21.080 --> 00:26:22.346
- And you should
meet my friend Anne.

604
00:26:22.348 --> 00:26:24.982
- <i>Enchante,</i> I'm Anne.

605
00:26:24.984 --> 00:26:26.817
<i>Big fan. Oh, sorry.</i>

606
00:26:26.819 --> 00:26:28.552
I should tone it down.
I'm fanning out on you.

607
00:26:28.554 --> 00:26:30.187
<i>I was actually hoping maybe</i>
<i>to get an album tonight.</i>

608
00:26:30.189 --> 00:26:32.389
Are you selling
merchandise or..

609
00:26:32.391 --> 00:26:34.558
- Hi. How you doing?
Come with me, buddy.

610
00:26:34.560 --> 00:26:37.094
- Hi, Al.
- Ladies.

611
00:26:37.096 --> 00:26:39.997
- I really came on strong.
- A little bit. It's okay.
It's okay.

612
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:46.570
Mm. Before I forget to
say this, you look
beautiful tonight.

613
00:26:46.572 --> 00:26:47.938
- Whatever, bitch!

614
00:26:49.040 --> 00:26:50.541
- Um, what was that?

615
00:26:50.543 --> 00:26:52.910
- I don't know, I'm just..
I'm trying this new thing.

616
00:26:52.912 --> 00:26:55.779
And, um, I just
wanna go crazy.

617
00:26:55.781 --> 00:26:57.481
<i>You know, I wanna go wild.</i>

618
00:26:57.483 --> 00:26:59.350
- What were you doing
talkin' to that man?
- Yeah.

619
00:26:59.352 --> 00:27:01.819
- Oh. The guy in the hat?

620
00:27:01.821 --> 00:27:03.621
Oh, that was your
boyfriend? Oh.

621
00:27:03.623 --> 00:27:05.589
- We're having a little
disagreement about that right
now.

622
00:27:05.591 --> 00:27:08.125
- Oh, no, no, no. I was..
I was.. I was just saying hi.

623
00:27:08.127 --> 00:27:09.493
<i>His music is wonderful.</i>

624
00:27:09.495 --> 00:27:11.562
- Oh, okay, that's cool.
That's cool.

625
00:27:11.564 --> 00:27:14.665
- I'm sorry, girl.
You know how it is, you know.

626
00:27:14.667 --> 00:27:17.201
When you love
a man so much, you know

627
00:27:17.203 --> 00:27:19.837
that you end up
in jail for your love.

628
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:23.040
You know what I mean? Then you
get out and you see some girl
like talking to him.

629
00:27:23.042 --> 00:27:25.209
And you want to like stab her.
- Yeah.

630
00:27:25.211 --> 00:27:27.177
- But you can't.
- Sounds complicated.

631
00:27:27.179 --> 00:27:28.746
Anyway, have a..
Have a lovely day.

632
00:27:28.748 --> 00:27:31.715
We're just discussing some
stuff about my friend here.

633
00:27:31.717 --> 00:27:33.517
- You wanna go crazy,
I heard though.

634
00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:35.953
- I do. I just.. look at me.

635
00:27:35.955 --> 00:27:37.187
I'm dressed like a band leader.

636
00:27:37.189 --> 00:27:39.323
<i>I feel like I need</i>
<i>a little something.</i>

637
00:27:39.325 --> 00:27:40.591
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I hear you.

638
00:27:40.593 --> 00:27:42.493
- Spice it up.
- All that needs to.. Yeah.

639
00:27:42.495 --> 00:27:44.228
You need to just make it more.

640
00:27:44.230 --> 00:27:45.796
<i>Let me tell</i>
<i>you somethin', girl.</i>

641
00:27:45.798 --> 00:27:47.698
If you wanna keep your man

642
00:27:47.700 --> 00:27:49.967
you've got to follow some very
simple instructions, alright?

643
00:27:49.969 --> 00:27:52.002
- They're very simple.
- Follow them to a T.

644
00:27:52.004 --> 00:27:53.404
Number one

645
00:27:53.406 --> 00:27:55.973
If he doesn't pick up his phone
when you're calling him

646
00:27:55.975 --> 00:27:58.642
you just keep calling.

647
00:27:58.644 --> 00:28:00.144
And if he doesn't answer
what do you do?

648
00:28:00.146 --> 00:28:02.479
- Stop calling.
- You hunt him down.

649
00:28:02.481 --> 00:28:03.681
- Yeah.
- Okay?

650
00:28:03.683 --> 00:28:05.683
- Yeah, like he's
a wild animal. Yeah.

651
00:28:05.685 --> 00:28:07.584
- Well, tell her about
the bunny, the bunny-python.

652
00:28:07.586 --> 00:28:10.254
- Oh, girl,
you gonna love this.
- You're gonna love this one.

653
00:28:10.256 --> 00:28:13.323
- Lemme tell you somethin'.
First of all, you need
to appear unpredictable.

654
00:28:13.325 --> 00:28:14.558
- That's right.
- Alright?

655
00:28:14.560 --> 00:28:17.428
First, one day, you are
cute and vulnerable. Yes.

656
00:28:17.430 --> 00:28:19.797
- Just like a bunny, like a
cute little bunny. Look at me.
- Yes, yes.

657
00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:23.000
And then next
you are irrational and stabby.
Alright!

658
00:28:23.002 --> 00:28:25.169
- Crazy, you know?
- They love crazy pussy.

659
00:28:25.171 --> 00:28:26.336
- They love crazy pussy.
- They love it!

660
00:28:26.338 --> 00:28:28.939
- Oh, my God!
I wanna try a bunny-python!

661
00:28:28.941 --> 00:28:31.875
<i>- That's right, keep him on</i>
<i>his toes. That's how it keeps</i>
<i>it real and fresh.</i>

662
00:28:31.877 --> 00:28:33.043
<i>- Yes.</i>
<i>- I like it.</i>

663
00:28:33.045 --> 00:28:34.611
- Mm-hmm.
- That's what you got to do.

664
00:28:34.613 --> 00:28:36.113
And then he'll just
keep coming back for more

665
00:28:36.115 --> 00:28:37.448
'cause he wants to fuck
that bunny out of you.

666
00:28:37.450 --> 00:28:39.249
- Yeah, you gotta
step up, girl.
<i>- Oh!</i>

667
00:28:39.251 --> 00:28:41.051
- You know what, Tyree,
the restraining order

668
00:28:41.053 --> 00:28:42.319
does not say
that you have to be rough.

669
00:28:42.321 --> 00:28:44.154
<i>Look, 100 feet</i>
<i>is 100 feet too, by the way.</i>

670
00:28:44.156 --> 00:28:46.724
<i>- It's technical.</i>
<i>It's technical, girl.</i>

671
00:28:46.726 --> 00:28:48.726
[indistinct chatter]

672
00:28:50.195 --> 00:28:54.098
- Well, that was --
- ...awesome!
That was awesome.

673
00:28:54.100 --> 00:28:56.233
That was awesome.

674
00:28:56.235 --> 00:28:57.301
- Who are you?

675
00:28:57.303 --> 00:28:59.770
- I'm.. I'm Anne, bitch!
- Whoa.

676
00:28:59.772 --> 00:29:01.572
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- It still doesn't work.

677
00:29:01.574 --> 00:29:03.640
- I hate calling
other women bitches.
- Yeah, it's not good.

678
00:29:03.642 --> 00:29:04.975
- It's offensive
and aggressive.
- It's -- it's like a..

679
00:29:04.977 --> 00:29:07.945
- It's anti-feminist.
It's gender specific violence.

680
00:29:07.947 --> 00:29:09.379
- Yeah.
- And it's just..
It's not for me.

681
00:29:09.381 --> 00:29:12.182
- So let's cut
bitch out maybe.

682
00:29:12.184 --> 00:29:13.784
- Alright, cock chugger.

683
00:29:15.653 --> 00:29:17.654
[instrumental music]

684
00:29:28.600 --> 00:29:30.234
<i>- I could not imagine</i>

685
00:29:30.236 --> 00:29:34.238
not waking up
next to that
beautiful man every day.

686
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:37.207
<i>And I know that if we were</i>
<i>to spend our lives together</i>

687
00:29:37.209 --> 00:29:40.377
<i>it would mean that I could</i>
<i>become a customer</i>

688
00:29:40.379 --> 00:29:43.147
<i>at the Applebee's instead</i>
<i>of just a hostess.</i>

689
00:29:48.186 --> 00:29:50.487
- No! What is she doing here?

690
00:29:50.489 --> 00:29:53.056
<i>- And Elayna barges in.</i>

691
00:29:53.058 --> 00:29:56.160
June better keep her [beep]
hands off my man.

692
00:29:56.162 --> 00:29:58.095
<i>- What the fuck!</i>
<i>- What are you doing?</i>

693
00:29:58.097 --> 00:29:59.530
<i>This is Mike.</i>
<i>- Oh!</i>

694
00:29:59.532 --> 00:30:01.131
<i>- Oh, come on!</i>

695
00:30:01.133 --> 00:30:02.866
<i>- That's kinda why I</i>
<i>came on the show</i>

696
00:30:02.868 --> 00:30:04.501
<i>is I wanted to, like..</i>

697
00:30:04.503 --> 00:30:07.738
...show kids that like a bunch
of women can fight over you

698
00:30:07.740 --> 00:30:09.339
even if you can't read.

699
00:30:12.944 --> 00:30:14.278
[knock on door]

700
00:30:14.280 --> 00:30:16.480
- Coming. Coming!

701
00:30:16.482 --> 00:30:18.315
[door lock clacks]
Sorry.

702
00:30:19.984 --> 00:30:22.119
- Hey, oh, sorry. Oh!

703
00:30:22.121 --> 00:30:23.153
Did you sleep
in your leather jacket?

704
00:30:23.155 --> 00:30:24.154
- Hmm?

705
00:30:24.156 --> 00:30:26.456
- Did you sleep
in your leather jacket?

706
00:30:26.458 --> 00:30:27.758
- Max gave it to me.

707
00:30:27.760 --> 00:30:30.027
I just wanted to seem like
the first time I wear it

708
00:30:30.029 --> 00:30:31.461
it's not the first time
I wear it, you know.

709
00:30:31.463 --> 00:30:33.864
- Uh, well. Anyway, okay.

710
00:30:33.866 --> 00:30:35.232
So, I've had a lot of coffee..

711
00:30:35.234 --> 00:30:37.434
...but I've come up
with a plan for us.

712
00:30:37.436 --> 00:30:41.138
- You have to read
these books.
- Ooh, "Tommy Land."

713
00:30:41.140 --> 00:30:44.541
- Yeah. Uh, I took a peek.
It's a little..

714
00:30:44.543 --> 00:30:48.612
- 7th chapter,
AKA "You know what, fuck it."

715
00:30:48.614 --> 00:30:49.847
- Tommy.
- I know. He's great, right?

716
00:30:49.849 --> 00:30:51.582
- A real way with the word.

717
00:30:51.584 --> 00:30:53.784
- And, uh, we need a new look.

718
00:30:53.786 --> 00:30:54.785
So..

719
00:30:55.653 --> 00:30:57.487
...we're gonna go shopping.

720
00:30:57.489 --> 00:31:00.090
- I hate going shopping.
- We're goin' to the shops.

721
00:31:00.092 --> 00:31:02.759
We're gonna get cool new looks
and be cool new guys.

722
00:31:03.828 --> 00:31:04.995
- Fine, can I get
a cinnamon bun?

723
00:31:04.997 --> 00:31:06.096
- You can get a cinnamon bun.

724
00:31:06.098 --> 00:31:07.898
- Alright, give me 5 minutes.
- Okay.

725
00:31:07.900 --> 00:31:10.167
Um, I'm thinking
maybe we could stop for coffee.

726
00:31:10.169 --> 00:31:11.668
- You don't need
any more coffee.

727
00:31:11.670 --> 00:31:13.003
- I'm starting to crash.

728
00:31:14.906 --> 00:31:17.140
- Can we get a cinnamon bun
before we go shopping?

729
00:31:17.142 --> 00:31:20.010
- I don't know. I -- I feel
like that might ruin our lunch.

730
00:31:20.012 --> 00:31:21.912
- Shouldn't we wait?
- I didn't eat anything yet.

731
00:31:21.914 --> 00:31:23.780
- Oh, my gosh.
Who doesn't eat breakfast?

732
00:31:23.782 --> 00:31:25.983
- Well, I got excited
about the cinnamon bun.

733
00:31:25.985 --> 00:31:27.818
- Here we go, here's a spot.

734
00:31:27.820 --> 00:31:29.319
[humming]

735
00:31:32.423 --> 00:31:33.991
<i>I don't know how you go out</i>
<i>of the house without</i>
<i>eating breakfast.</i>

736
00:31:33.993 --> 00:31:35.359
<i>- Oh, man!</i>

737
00:31:35.361 --> 00:31:37.961
- Oh, my, what, uh..
- What is that?

738
00:31:37.963 --> 00:31:38.996
<i>- Come on.</i>

739
00:31:40.198 --> 00:31:41.698
Okay, well,
we'll just get another --

740
00:31:41.700 --> 00:31:43.133
- No, no, no, no, no.

741
00:31:43.135 --> 00:31:45.369
That lady took our spot
and this is part
of our problem.

742
00:31:45.371 --> 00:31:47.237
We're too passive.

743
00:31:47.239 --> 00:31:49.506
- Well, well, you're not..

744
00:31:49.508 --> 00:31:50.574
...I don't feel like --

745
00:31:50.576 --> 00:31:52.142
- Hey, you took our spot!

746
00:31:53.444 --> 00:31:56.280
<i>Yeah, I'm talkin' to you,</i>
<i>you dumb fuck!</i>

747
00:31:56.282 --> 00:31:58.115
Lower your window
and start yelling at her.

748
00:32:00.184 --> 00:32:02.552
- Okay. You're just..
Just stupid.

749
00:32:02.554 --> 00:32:04.688
You're..
Everything about you is shitty!

750
00:32:04.690 --> 00:32:07.991
- You picked the wrong
white people to fuck with,
you dumb fuck!

751
00:32:07.993 --> 00:32:09.259
[horn honking]

752
00:32:09.261 --> 00:32:10.894
Alright, I'm gonna go
to the glasses store.

753
00:32:10.896 --> 00:32:12.396
-  <i>Oh, do I keep cursing?</i>
<i>- Yeah.</i>

754
00:32:14.766 --> 00:32:18.035
- You know what,
you can do is you can eat shit!

755
00:32:18.037 --> 00:32:20.570
And then you can eat it
and shit!

756
00:32:20.572 --> 00:32:22.706
Fuckin' suckin' dicks,
fuck, yeah!

757
00:32:22.708 --> 00:32:25.075
You can suck a bag of dicks,
you stupid asshole!

758
00:32:25.077 --> 00:32:27.077
You're an ass, you're an ass!

759
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:31.181
Lickin', fuck,
suckin' ass motherfucker!

760
00:32:31.183 --> 00:32:33.617
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

761
00:32:33.619 --> 00:32:35.285
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fuck!

762
00:32:36.054 --> 00:32:39.022
Cock guzzlin' shit can!

763
00:32:39.024 --> 00:32:40.457
Suck my big dick!

764
00:32:40.459 --> 00:32:42.159
You put my balls in your mouth!

765
00:32:42.161 --> 00:32:45.595
I'll swish them around
like a pair of ice cubes!

766
00:32:45.597 --> 00:32:47.431
Stop!

767
00:32:49.233 --> 00:32:51.068
Fuckin' asshole.

768
00:32:52.904 --> 00:32:54.504
[sighs]

769
00:32:54.506 --> 00:32:55.839
Gee, what a jerk.

770
00:32:57.175 --> 00:32:58.976
Oh, here we go.

771
00:32:58.978 --> 00:33:02.045
[tire screeches]
What the fuck,
you fuckin' whore?

772
00:33:02.047 --> 00:33:04.181
- Oh, wait.
I know you're upset.

773
00:33:04.183 --> 00:33:05.916
Enrique and I
have called it quits.

774
00:33:05.918 --> 00:33:07.184
He said he was separated.

775
00:33:07.186 --> 00:33:08.352
- Oh..

776
00:33:08.354 --> 00:33:10.187
...Principal Miller?

777
00:33:10.189 --> 00:33:11.555
- Oh, shit.

778
00:33:11.557 --> 00:33:13.223
- You're not Enrique's wife!
- No.

779
00:33:16.561 --> 00:33:17.594
I'm just gonna..

780
00:33:17.596 --> 00:33:19.463
...pretend that didn't happen.

781
00:33:19.465 --> 00:33:20.630
Oh, boy.

782
00:33:22.033 --> 00:33:23.367
[tram bell rings]

783
00:33:25.536 --> 00:33:27.037
- Finally, the cinnamon buns.

784
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:29.673
- It's pretty good, right?
- It's amazing.

785
00:33:29.675 --> 00:33:31.208
You know when I was 14..

786
00:33:31.210 --> 00:33:33.443
...I used to come here
all the time.

787
00:33:33.445 --> 00:33:34.611
More like hang out
with my friends

788
00:33:34.613 --> 00:33:36.413
try and scope chicks out.

789
00:33:36.415 --> 00:33:38.215
You know how many girls
I picked up?

790
00:33:38.217 --> 00:33:39.716
- A bunch?
- Negative one.

791
00:33:39.718 --> 00:33:42.819
- Oh, God.
- 'Cause one ran away
out of fear.

792
00:33:42.821 --> 00:33:45.088
- I didn't have
very much luck either, I..

793
00:33:45.090 --> 00:33:46.757
...I got asked out
for the first time

794
00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:48.992
my first semester of college..

795
00:33:48.994 --> 00:33:50.594
...and I got so nervous that

796
00:33:50.596 --> 00:33:51.862
even though I got
all dressed up

797
00:33:51.864 --> 00:33:53.930
I just sat in my dorm room
all night and worried.

798
00:33:53.932 --> 00:33:55.132
- Oh, my God!

799
00:33:55.134 --> 00:33:56.600
- It was so embarrassing

800
00:33:56.602 --> 00:33:59.803
'cause I had class with
the guy and I had
to stop going.

801
00:33:59.805 --> 00:34:01.004
- Well, that ends today.

802
00:34:02.340 --> 00:34:04.508
- That was then, this is now.

803
00:34:04.510 --> 00:34:05.575
- Oh.

804
00:34:05.577 --> 00:34:06.877
- S.E. Hinton.
- S.E. Hinton.

805
00:34:06.879 --> 00:34:09.046
- That was then, this is now.
- Yeah, I got one.

806
00:34:10.248 --> 00:34:11.248
- You were kinda slow.

807
00:34:13.618 --> 00:34:15.485
Um..

808
00:34:15.487 --> 00:34:17.220
...I'm really glad that
we're doin' this together

809
00:34:17.222 --> 00:34:19.923
'cause I feel like
you're not gonna judge me.

810
00:34:19.925 --> 00:34:21.758
- No. Are you kidding?

811
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:23.927
How could you judge someone
that's even..

812
00:34:23.929 --> 00:34:24.961
...dorkier than you are.

813
00:34:24.963 --> 00:34:26.263
- Oh, God.
Am I worse than you?

814
00:34:26.265 --> 00:34:28.265
- No, no. I'm King Dork.

815
00:34:28.267 --> 00:34:30.100
- Yes, you are.

816
00:34:30.102 --> 00:34:32.669
- Mmm...question.
- Hmm.

817
00:34:32.671 --> 00:34:35.572
- Can we return these clothes?
I feel like such an asshole.

818
00:34:35.574 --> 00:34:38.075
- You have
no idea the amount..

819
00:34:38.077 --> 00:34:40.977
...of ball and taint sweat
that I have right now.

820
00:34:40.979 --> 00:34:42.345
- Wait, which is the taint?

821
00:34:42.347 --> 00:34:44.314
- The taint
is between your balls..

822
00:34:44.316 --> 00:34:47.651
...and your, on your,
in your b-hole.

823
00:34:47.653 --> 00:34:49.152
- Okay, so I don't have one.

824
00:34:50.021 --> 00:34:52.622
- No...you have a vaint.

825
00:35:06.170 --> 00:35:08.038
- Hey, dad.

826
00:35:08.040 --> 00:35:09.039
- Jeffrey.

827
00:35:10.908 --> 00:35:12.109
<i>What've you got in your hair?</i>

828
00:35:12.111 --> 00:35:13.610
- Um, a pomade.

829
00:35:14.812 --> 00:35:15.879
- It's a look.

830
00:35:17.081 --> 00:35:18.915
- I'm tryin' somethin' new.

831
00:35:21.486 --> 00:35:23.887
I'm just like..

832
00:35:23.889 --> 00:35:26.857
Girls don't like guys from
upper middle class Pennsylvania

833
00:35:26.859 --> 00:35:30.127
who are guidance counselors
who've never broken a bone.

834
00:35:30.129 --> 00:35:31.995
- Right, what do they like?
Guys who..

835
00:35:31.997 --> 00:35:34.297
..look like they got dressed
in the dark? I don't..

836
00:35:34.299 --> 00:35:36.433
- They want like..

837
00:35:36.435 --> 00:35:39.002
...bad boys who like,
know how to fix cars

838
00:35:39.004 --> 00:35:40.036
and like..

839
00:35:40.905 --> 00:35:42.072
...have been in fights.

840
00:35:46.544 --> 00:35:49.045
Is it -- there's nothing
in my past that's like dark,

841
00:35:49.047 --> 00:35:51.982
or dangerous, or foreboding?
Nothing?

842
00:35:51.984 --> 00:35:54.251
- You ever hit me?
- No.

843
00:35:54.253 --> 00:35:55.585
- Are you really my dad?

844
00:35:56.854 --> 00:35:58.989
- Yeah, unless you know
something that I don't.

845
00:35:58.991 --> 00:36:01.491
- There was never an uncle
that got like too handsy?

846
00:36:03.060 --> 00:36:05.061
- More like a weird --
- Yeah.

847
00:36:05.063 --> 00:36:06.663
- Pedophile uncle? No.
- Nothing like that?

848
00:36:06.665 --> 00:36:08.064
- Your uncles are boring..

849
00:36:08.066 --> 00:36:09.466
...nice, nice men but..

850
00:36:09.468 --> 00:36:10.534
[sighs]

851
00:36:10.536 --> 00:36:12.235
- I mean..

852
00:36:12.237 --> 00:36:14.538
...why do you
need to be messed up?

853
00:36:14.540 --> 00:36:17.174
- I don't know, dad.
I don't know.

854
00:36:17.176 --> 00:36:21.011
- You ever try, like, any
romance with a girl? Like you..

855
00:36:22.413 --> 00:36:24.981
...you kinda notice
things about her, that, uh

856
00:36:24.983 --> 00:36:27.651
you know, things that she,
she really likes?

857
00:36:27.653 --> 00:36:30.387
And then you, uh, you show her
that those things

858
00:36:30.389 --> 00:36:32.189
are what makes her
special to you.

859
00:36:32.191 --> 00:36:34.925
That's kind of...romance.

860
00:36:35.826 --> 00:36:36.993
It works.

861
00:36:38.229 --> 00:36:39.563
- I'll give it a shot.

862
00:36:40.431 --> 00:36:42.432
[up-tempo music]

863
00:36:46.704 --> 00:36:48.705
[music continues]

864
00:37:00.318 --> 00:37:01.551
- Nice shot.

865
00:37:01.553 --> 00:37:02.919
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.

866
00:37:02.921 --> 00:37:04.588
- Sorry. Excuse me.
I know you're playin' a game.

867
00:37:06.224 --> 00:37:08.625
It's just not great design
to have a horizontal game

868
00:37:08.627 --> 00:37:10.427
in a vertical bar.

869
00:37:10.429 --> 00:37:12.662
- This place is neat though.
- Yeah, yeah.

870
00:37:12.664 --> 00:37:14.097
- Let's get some drinks, huh?
- Yeah.

871
00:37:14.099 --> 00:37:16.600
Um...what do we drink?

872
00:37:16.602 --> 00:37:17.834
Something hard?

873
00:37:17.836 --> 00:37:19.336
- Yeah. Let's not do
white wine or beer.

874
00:37:19.338 --> 00:37:20.470
- Yeah, um --

875
00:37:20.472 --> 00:37:21.905
- What pairs well with a
cinnamon bun?

876
00:37:21.907 --> 00:37:24.107
- That's all I had today.
- Whiskey?

877
00:37:24.109 --> 00:37:25.542
- Yeah, 2 whiskies.
- No, I, um..

878
00:37:25.544 --> 00:37:27.811
I don't like the way
whiskey tastes.

879
00:37:27.813 --> 00:37:29.412
Could you get me one of those..

880
00:37:29.414 --> 00:37:31.514
...take things that like,
has a bunch of alcohol in it?

881
00:37:31.516 --> 00:37:32.782
- Yeah.
- Okay.

882
00:37:32.784 --> 00:37:34.884
- Yeah, like a hard tea.
- Yeah, like a cider.

883
00:37:34.886 --> 00:37:37.520
- Or a cider. Yes, no problem.
- Yeah, yeah. Cool, thank you.

884
00:37:37.522 --> 00:37:40.090
- I just, I'm, I'm sorry.
Just to be clear..

885
00:37:40.092 --> 00:37:42.792
...do you have a specific kind
of flavor that you want?

886
00:37:42.794 --> 00:37:45.362
- You know,
just make a decision.

887
00:37:45.364 --> 00:37:47.197
- I'm sorry.
- What the fuck!

888
00:37:48.132 --> 00:37:49.266
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

889
00:37:49.268 --> 00:37:51.601
- That was my fault.
- I am so sorry.

890
00:37:51.603 --> 00:37:52.802
- I'm sorry.

891
00:37:52.804 --> 00:37:54.537
- She pushed me
and I hit your friend

892
00:37:54.539 --> 00:37:56.039
and your friend threw the dart
and it landed in your leg

893
00:37:56.041 --> 00:37:57.107
and that's not good.

894
00:37:57.109 --> 00:37:58.608
<i>But, but, but..</i>

895
00:37:58.610 --> 00:38:00.710
...I think that you will see
if we could just talk it out

896
00:38:00.712 --> 00:38:02.512
and let, let, let us buy you
a round of drinks.

897
00:38:02.514 --> 00:38:04.881
- Yeah, let's reset.
Let's press the pause button.

898
00:38:04.883 --> 00:38:07.751
Let's press pause.
Okay, I'm Anne.

899
00:38:07.753 --> 00:38:10.020
- Ha, this is Anne. I'm Jeff.
- Hi, how are you?

900
00:38:10.022 --> 00:38:11.354
- Is this your man here?
- Oh, he's not.

901
00:38:11.356 --> 00:38:13.423
He's a co-worker
and a very close friend.

902
00:38:13.425 --> 00:38:15.759
- W -- whoa, one second.
I can explain.

903
00:38:15.761 --> 00:38:18.261
[grunts]

904
00:38:18.263 --> 00:38:21.431
Look, I know, I -- I know
that, that was not good, but..

905
00:38:21.433 --> 00:38:23.199
...but I, but I've never
been in a fight before

906
00:38:23.201 --> 00:38:24.267
and I don't mean to
physically altercate now.

907
00:38:24.269 --> 00:38:25.502
- Then I'm sorry.

908
00:38:25.504 --> 00:38:27.304
[grunts]
- Oh, Jeff.

909
00:38:27.306 --> 00:38:28.738
- I have been..

910
00:38:28.740 --> 00:38:30.240
[grunts]

911
00:38:30.242 --> 00:38:33.643
...waiting to do that
all night long.

912
00:38:33.645 --> 00:38:34.678
[grunts]

913
00:38:39.383 --> 00:38:40.917
<i>- Jeff..</i>

914
00:38:40.919 --> 00:38:42.218
- I just knocked a guy
out at the bar.

915
00:38:42.220 --> 00:38:43.953
<i>- That was kinda cool.</i>

916
00:38:43.955 --> 00:38:45.922
- That was kinda cool.

917
00:38:45.924 --> 00:38:47.090
- We should go.
-  <i>Yeah.</i>

918
00:38:47.825 --> 00:38:49.326
What's up?

919
00:38:49.328 --> 00:38:51.795
There's more for
either one of you if you want.

920
00:38:51.797 --> 00:38:53.363
More of the bee stings.

921
00:38:53.365 --> 00:38:55.465
- No. There's nothing more.
Let's just get out of here.

922
00:38:55.467 --> 00:38:58.668
- Wow, that was awesome.
- Hey, are you okay?

923
00:38:58.670 --> 00:39:01.071
- That guy's such a douche.

924
00:39:01.073 --> 00:39:03.573
Let me know
if you need a little TLC.

925
00:39:09.447 --> 00:39:10.513
- Whoa.

926
00:39:10.515 --> 00:39:12.115
- Oh, my God.
They're so pretty.

927
00:39:12.117 --> 00:39:14.718
- Oh, my God. I think I'm just
gonna start punchin'
people out.

928
00:39:14.720 --> 00:39:15.985
- You should.
It's like an aphrodisiac.

929
00:39:15.987 --> 00:39:17.153
- I guess so.

930
00:39:18.022 --> 00:39:19.055
Wow.

931
00:39:20.858 --> 00:39:22.125
[knock on door]

932
00:39:22.127 --> 00:39:23.626
<i>- I kinda did something.</i>

933
00:39:25.896 --> 00:39:27.497
- Jesus.

934
00:39:27.499 --> 00:39:29.499
- What'd you do?
- It's a new look.

935
00:39:30.701 --> 00:39:32.569
- Why did you do this
to your beautiful hair?

936
00:39:32.571 --> 00:39:33.770
- Well, Jeff said I was
inhibited

937
00:39:33.772 --> 00:39:35.004
and it ticked me off, so.

938
00:39:35.006 --> 00:39:36.840
- You did it for Jeff.

939
00:39:36.842 --> 00:39:39.109
- That is so cliche, Julia.
- What? What?

940
00:39:39.111 --> 00:39:40.577
- Oh, the 2 single people
in the room

941
00:39:40.579 --> 00:39:41.878
automatically belong together.

942
00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:45.315
- No. I'm just saying
he's cute, you're adorable.

943
00:39:45.317 --> 00:39:48.017
And you both are cool. Listen,
I just want you to be happy.

944
00:39:48.019 --> 00:39:49.452
- I am happy. I'm very happy.

945
00:39:49.454 --> 00:39:51.521
I just,
I don't see Jeff that way.

946
00:39:51.523 --> 00:39:53.189
- Look, I..

947
00:39:53.191 --> 00:39:55.358
..I think you called me over
to brush your hair out.

948
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:56.926
- Yes.
- Yeah, okay.

949
00:39:56.928 --> 00:39:58.428
You can handle this yourself.

950
00:39:58.430 --> 00:40:00.897
I am feeling so much
electricity in both nips.

951
00:40:00.899 --> 00:40:02.799
I gotta go and...relieve this.

952
00:40:02.801 --> 00:40:04.634
- Whoa, that sounds bad.

953
00:40:04.636 --> 00:40:06.469
- It is bad.
I could charge a car.

954
00:40:06.471 --> 00:40:10.140
- Well, if you're hungry
though I can just
order a quick pie.

955
00:40:10.142 --> 00:40:12.809
- Uh...please -- please don't
take offense to this, okay?

956
00:40:12.811 --> 00:40:15.345
I just don't know how else
and I've got to say something..

957
00:40:16.714 --> 00:40:18.715
...I feel like
sometimes your needs..

958
00:40:20.317 --> 00:40:22.485
...are like a little
comparable to my baby's needs.

959
00:40:24.488 --> 00:40:28.124
- How could I have
ever taken that the wrong way?

960
00:40:28.126 --> 00:40:30.927
<i>That's great. I get it.</i>
<i>No, I know. I just..</i>

961
00:40:30.929 --> 00:40:32.529
I just,
I don't have that many friends.

962
00:40:32.531 --> 00:40:35.799
So I always
tend to call you. Sorry.

963
00:40:35.801 --> 00:40:36.966
- That makes me really sad.

964
00:40:36.968 --> 00:40:39.235
- No. I didn't mean to
make you sad. I just..

965
00:40:39.237 --> 00:40:41.104
You're my best friend
so I will always call you.

966
00:40:41.106 --> 00:40:43.306
But I'll back off
so babies can eat.

967
00:40:43.308 --> 00:40:44.441
- I love you.

968
00:40:44.443 --> 00:40:45.608
- Okay?
<i>- Okay.</i>

969
00:40:45.610 --> 00:40:47.477
- I'm gonna go
take a hot shower

970
00:40:47.479 --> 00:40:49.646
put plenty of conditioner
in there and just comb it out.

971
00:40:49.648 --> 00:40:51.014
<i>- Okay.</i>

972
00:40:51.016 --> 00:40:52.849
Got a big box
of mac and cheese.

973
00:40:52.851 --> 00:40:54.451
<i>- Please don't finish that.</i>

974
00:40:54.453 --> 00:40:55.618
- You stay, I won't.

975
00:40:56.187 --> 00:40:57.454
- Bye.

976
00:40:57.456 --> 00:40:59.122
- Come on, I'll make you
some Greek yogurt.

977
00:41:06.464 --> 00:41:07.464
<i>- Diana..</i>

978
00:41:09.233 --> 00:41:10.733
...you've been set free.

979
00:41:14.972 --> 00:41:17.340
I hated to see Diana go.

980
00:41:17.342 --> 00:41:18.508
But..

981
00:41:18.510 --> 00:41:21.678
...now I can focus
on the remaining two.

982
00:41:21.680 --> 00:41:24.013
<i>The girls wonder why</i>
<i>I keep Elayna around.</i>

983
00:41:25.549 --> 00:41:28.284
<i>But I know she's here for me.</i>

984
00:41:28.286 --> 00:41:31.621
- I'm sweet as cherry pie.
Just don't [bleep] cross me.

985
00:41:33.424 --> 00:41:35.124
- I'm sweet as cherry pie.

986
00:41:35.126 --> 00:41:36.626
Just don't cross me.

987
00:41:38.963 --> 00:41:40.096
[up-tempo music]

988
00:41:40.098 --> 00:41:42.532
<i>Hi, my name is Anne.</i>

989
00:41:42.534 --> 00:41:44.701
I'm workin' on a new accent.

990
00:41:44.703 --> 00:41:46.836
I think it's gonna
give me my edge.

991
00:41:46.838 --> 00:41:48.204
What do you think?

992
00:41:48.206 --> 00:41:50.807
- Yeah, no, it's -- it's
certainly intriguing.

993
00:41:50.809 --> 00:41:53.643
- I've been trying but I
can't seem to not sound like..

994
00:41:54.545 --> 00:41:55.678
- A plantation owner?

995
00:41:55.680 --> 00:41:57.313
- Like a
racist plantation owner.

996
00:41:57.315 --> 00:41:59.482
And that's not
what I wanna put out there.

997
00:41:59.484 --> 00:42:00.750
Okay. I'll keep working on it.

998
00:42:00.752 --> 00:42:01.818
- Yeah.

999
00:42:01.820 --> 00:42:03.586
- If you wanna
see something cool..

1000
00:42:03.588 --> 00:42:05.755
- I do..
- You wanna see
something cool?

1001
00:42:05.757 --> 00:42:06.923
- Uh-huh. Yeah.

1002
00:42:08.292 --> 00:42:10.860
- Oh my God, is that a tattoo?
- Yeah.

1003
00:42:10.862 --> 00:42:12.495
- What is that? It's a book?
- Yeah.

1004
00:42:12.497 --> 00:42:14.664
Yeah, I got it in,
in honor of book club.

1005
00:42:16.133 --> 00:42:18.134
- Would the new you
be a part of a book club?

1006
00:42:20.404 --> 00:42:22.839
- That's a good, uh..
I didn't think about that.

1007
00:42:22.841 --> 00:42:25.842
But you know what, when I go
back for my second round..

1008
00:42:25.844 --> 00:42:29.078
...then I'll tell them
maybe we'll switch the design.

1009
00:42:29.080 --> 00:42:31.981
See, right now, a lot
of people think that
when you get a tattoo

1010
00:42:31.983 --> 00:42:33.550
you go into the parlor

1011
00:42:33.552 --> 00:42:35.084
and then you just
walk out with a tattoo, but..

1012
00:42:35.086 --> 00:42:36.252
- That's what I thought.

1013
00:42:36.254 --> 00:42:39.389
- No, actually,
it's a lot of steps.

1014
00:42:39.391 --> 00:42:42.158
I mean, first you go
into the stencil stage..

1015
00:42:42.160 --> 00:42:43.793
...and then you go
into the next stage

1016
00:42:43.795 --> 00:42:45.562
which is the stage
that I'm in which is the

1017
00:42:45.564 --> 00:42:46.996
"Are you comfortable
with this image

1018
00:42:46.998 --> 00:42:48.331
"on your skin forever phase."

1019
00:42:48.333 --> 00:42:51.034
- I'm just gonna -- I'm gonna
pause you right there.

1020
00:42:51.036 --> 00:42:52.802
I see where you're
going with this.

1021
00:42:52.804 --> 00:42:55.572
Um...are you in the "I'm afraid
of needle phase?"

1022
00:42:55.574 --> 00:42:57.473
- Oh my God, it was so scary.

1023
00:42:57.475 --> 00:42:58.608
- I can't do that.
- No.

1024
00:42:58.610 --> 00:43:00.209
- The needle
is attached to a motor.

1025
00:43:00.211 --> 00:43:01.377
And it goes like..

1026
00:43:02.980 --> 00:43:04.781
You're not gonna put your
skin under that. No way.

1027
00:43:04.783 --> 00:43:05.949
- I don't like it.

1028
00:43:05.951 --> 00:43:07.750
- So I'll just leave it
stenciled for a while.

1029
00:43:07.752 --> 00:43:09.319
- You have a drawing
on your arm.

1030
00:43:09.321 --> 00:43:11.854
- Way to go. I'm proud of you.
- Thanks.

1031
00:43:11.856 --> 00:43:12.855
- Mm-hmm.

1032
00:43:14.124 --> 00:43:16.392
- Oh my God,
look at this chick.

1033
00:43:16.394 --> 00:43:18.227
That is awesome. Good for her.

1034
00:43:20.097 --> 00:43:21.598
- I'm gonna get up on the bar.
- What?

1035
00:43:21.600 --> 00:43:23.032
- I'm gonna get up on the bar.

1036
00:43:23.034 --> 00:43:24.534
- You could barely get off
the bar stool.

1037
00:43:24.536 --> 00:43:26.536
- I know, but I'm gonna try.
- Hold on one second.

1038
00:43:27.805 --> 00:43:29.305
[up-tempo music]

1039
00:43:31.141 --> 00:43:33.142
[crowd cheering]

1040
00:43:36.981 --> 00:43:38.681
I'm putting this
on the internet.

1041
00:43:44.488 --> 00:43:45.655
You're crazy.

1042
00:43:47.191 --> 00:43:48.858
¶ I'm looking good

1043
00:43:48.860 --> 00:43:50.893
¶ Baby say that I'm drowning

1044
00:43:50.895 --> 00:43:54.731
¶ You so sexy in your outfit
it's flowin' ¶

1045
00:43:54.733 --> 00:43:57.233
¶ And you're so put together

1046
00:43:57.235 --> 00:44:00.670
¶ You can get it in
any type of weather ¶

1047
00:44:00.672 --> 00:44:03.106
¶ I need some
platinum patrol ¶

1048
00:44:03.108 --> 00:44:05.708
<i>- Hey you,</i>
<i>I was hoping</i>
<i>I'd find you here.</i>

1049
00:44:05.710 --> 00:44:06.843
- Really? Me?

1050
00:44:06.845 --> 00:44:08.444
- Yeah, you.

1051
00:44:08.446 --> 00:44:11.514
I was sad
that you never called me.

1052
00:44:11.516 --> 00:44:13.149
- Well, I couldn't call you.

1053
00:44:13.151 --> 00:44:15.385
You wrote your number on
something extremely smudgy.

1054
00:44:15.387 --> 00:44:16.452
I thought it was garbage.

1055
00:44:16.454 --> 00:44:17.887
- Smudgy garbage.

1056
00:44:17.889 --> 00:44:19.889
[crowd chanting]
Bra! Bra! Bra! Bra!

1057
00:44:23.527 --> 00:44:26.796
[chanting continues]
Bra! Bra! Bra! Bra!

1058
00:44:26.798 --> 00:44:29.799
<i>- Yeah, take it off.</i>
<i>- Yeah, take it off.</i>

1059
00:44:33.270 --> 00:44:35.271
[crowd cheering]

1060
00:44:38.409 --> 00:44:40.910
- I gotta get down.
I don't have a bra.

1061
00:44:40.912 --> 00:44:43.946
- Alright. There she is.

1062
00:44:43.948 --> 00:44:45.248
- Look at you.
- How cool was that?

1063
00:44:45.250 --> 00:44:48.051
- Coyote Ugly.
- Yeah, it was cool, right?

1064
00:44:48.053 --> 00:44:49.419
- You should take my number.

1065
00:44:50.688 --> 00:44:52.722
- I'm gonna make
a phone call too.

1066
00:44:52.724 --> 00:44:53.723
- Okay.

1067
00:44:55.492 --> 00:44:57.827
- Julia, hi.

1068
00:44:57.829 --> 00:45:00.063
Oh, my God. Can you
come out to CyGo right now?

1069
00:45:00.065 --> 00:45:01.164
I just danced on the bar.

1070
00:45:01.166 --> 00:45:02.298
I took my bra off.

1071
00:45:02.300 --> 00:45:03.733
I think my nipple came out.

1072
00:45:03.735 --> 00:45:05.535
[chuckles]

1073
00:45:05.537 --> 00:45:06.969
Oh, I'm sorry.

1074
00:45:06.971 --> 00:45:08.971
I didn't realize
it's that late.

1075
00:45:08.973 --> 00:45:10.840
Oh, did I wake the baby?

1076
00:45:10.842 --> 00:45:11.841
I woke Al?

1077
00:45:11.843 --> 00:45:13.710
Sorry. Okay. Well..

1078
00:45:13.712 --> 00:45:15.978
...I think I'll go.
Maybe I'm gonna go sext Max.

1079
00:45:15.980 --> 00:45:18.347
I don't know, I can't..
Okay. Yes.

1080
00:45:18.349 --> 00:45:19.716
I'll talk to you later.

1081
00:45:19.718 --> 00:45:20.750
Bye.

1082
00:45:21.985 --> 00:45:23.152
Buzz kill.

1083
00:45:23.821 --> 00:45:25.288
- Hey.

1084
00:45:25.290 --> 00:45:27.890
- I liked your moves, I did.
- Oh, yeah?

1085
00:45:27.892 --> 00:45:30.026
- Was that like the window
into your soul?

1086
00:45:30.028 --> 00:45:31.594
- Um..

1087
00:45:31.596 --> 00:45:33.896
- That's deep. That's so deep.
- That's exactly what it is.

1088
00:45:33.898 --> 00:45:35.131
- Yeah.
- I love it.

1089
00:45:35.133 --> 00:45:37.133
- Well, I'm,
I'm part Native American.

1090
00:45:37.135 --> 00:45:38.267
- You are?
- Yeah.

1091
00:45:38.269 --> 00:45:40.069
- Oh, I see it in your eyes.

1092
00:45:40.071 --> 00:45:41.437
- You want a beer?

1093
00:45:41.439 --> 00:45:43.506
- I'd love a beer.
You got anything stronger?

1094
00:45:43.508 --> 00:45:44.607
- Very strong.

1095
00:45:44.609 --> 00:45:46.609
- Okay.
- Very strong.

1096
00:45:52.382 --> 00:45:54.383
[instrumental music]

1097
00:45:59.923 --> 00:46:01.924
Cheers.
- Cheers.

1098
00:46:03.494 --> 00:46:05.328
Mm-mm-mm.

1099
00:46:06.663 --> 00:46:09.198
- So, a southern girl.

1100
00:46:09.200 --> 00:46:11.601
- Oh, yes, well, I am.
I mean, I'm definitely..

1101
00:46:11.603 --> 00:46:13.703
...dyed in the
wool southern girl. But I..

1102
00:46:13.705 --> 00:46:16.539
...I will be the first
to admit that, you know..

1103
00:46:16.541 --> 00:46:19.275
...there is a bit
of a checkered history
for the south.

1104
00:46:19.277 --> 00:46:21.010
You know, I mean?

1105
00:46:21.012 --> 00:46:22.678
Human rights conditions and..

1106
00:46:24.014 --> 00:46:26.282
...historical denying and..

1107
00:46:26.284 --> 00:46:28.117
...you know, some sort of..

1108
00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:29.652
...animal cruelty and what not.

1109
00:46:29.654 --> 00:46:31.320
But you know, it's the south.

1110
00:46:33.357 --> 00:46:35.691
[sighs]
- The south is always nice.

1111
00:46:36.527 --> 00:46:38.494
- There's a bunch of..

1112
00:46:38.496 --> 00:46:41.764
...bunch of books out that you
can read about the south.

1113
00:46:41.766 --> 00:46:43.199
If you want me to give you..

1114
00:46:43.201 --> 00:46:44.333
...southern history lesson

1115
00:46:44.335 --> 00:46:45.935
I'll definitely see
if I can fit you in.

1116
00:46:45.937 --> 00:46:47.370
- You can give me
one on one, right?

1117
00:46:47.372 --> 00:46:48.504
- Oh!

1118
00:46:48.506 --> 00:46:50.807
Well, that's third base
where I come from.

1119
00:46:50.809 --> 00:46:53.376
- Hmm, well then,
why don't we slide into home.

1120
00:46:53.378 --> 00:46:55.044
- Oh, my!
I don't know about that.

1121
00:46:56.380 --> 00:46:57.747
Uh..

1122
00:46:57.749 --> 00:46:59.415
...I'm gonna powder my nose.

1123
00:47:06.123 --> 00:47:07.256
[knock on door]

1124
00:47:07.258 --> 00:47:09.625
<i>- You alright in there?</i>

1125
00:47:09.627 --> 00:47:12.695
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
I'm just -- I'm just
in here poopin'.

1126
00:47:13.730 --> 00:47:15.231
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1127
00:47:18.735 --> 00:47:20.903
I mean, um..

1128
00:47:20.905 --> 00:47:24.273
Could you just pour me
another glass of wine, sweetie?

1129
00:47:24.275 --> 00:47:25.308
[whispers]
Fuck!

1130
00:47:29.046 --> 00:47:30.079
Hello?

1131
00:47:32.950 --> 00:47:34.016
Hello?

1132
00:47:36.153 --> 00:47:37.153
[sighs]

1133
00:47:38.088 --> 00:47:39.922
What the fu..

1134
00:47:48.298 --> 00:47:49.565
- You're a little crazy.

1135
00:47:51.301 --> 00:47:52.468
That's hot.

1136
00:47:54.504 --> 00:47:56.839
- Well, I'm sweet
as cherry pie.

1137
00:47:56.841 --> 00:47:58.541
Just don't fuckin' cross me.

1138
00:47:58.543 --> 00:48:00.543
[instrumental music]

1139
00:48:12.122 --> 00:48:14.123
¶ Hmm

1140
00:48:19.229 --> 00:48:20.229
¶ Yeah

1141
00:48:21.098 --> 00:48:23.165
¶ Hey hey hey

1142
00:48:23.167 --> 00:48:25.935
¶ I don't wanna do rat today

1143
00:48:25.937 --> 00:48:27.637
¶ Hey hey hey

1144
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:30.339
¶ I ain't lookin' for love

1145
00:48:30.341 --> 00:48:32.408
¶ Hey hey hey

1146
00:48:32.410 --> 00:48:35.211
¶ I don't wanna do rat today

1147
00:48:35.213 --> 00:48:36.746
¶ Hey hey hey

1148
00:48:36.748 --> 00:48:40.216
¶ I'm tired of bein' stung

1149
00:48:40.218 --> 00:48:42.652
¶ Got more things
and I can't control ¶

1150
00:48:42.654 --> 00:48:44.353
¶ Can't control can't control

1151
00:48:44.355 --> 00:48:47.189
¶ I got some taste on my lips
and I want some more ¶

1152
00:48:47.191 --> 00:48:49.492
¶ Want some more
want some more ¶

1153
00:48:49.494 --> 00:48:51.627
¶ Hey hey
¶ It feels so good

1154
00:48:51.629 --> 00:48:54.096
¶ Hey hey
¶ It feels so good

1155
00:48:54.098 --> 00:48:56.232
¶ Hey hey
¶ It feels so good

1156
00:48:56.234 --> 00:48:58.501
¶ Doin' what you want when you
know that you shouldn't ¶

1157
00:48:58.503 --> 00:49:00.870
¶ Hey hey
¶ It feels so good

1158
00:49:00.872 --> 00:49:03.139
¶ Hey hey
¶ It feels so good

1159
00:49:03.141 --> 00:49:05.308
¶ Hey hey it feels so good

1160
00:49:05.310 --> 00:49:08.044
¶ Doin' what you want when you
know that you shouldn't ¶

1161
00:49:08.046 --> 00:49:09.111
- Whoa.

1162
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:18.087
¶ Hey hey hey

1163
00:49:18.089 --> 00:49:21.557
¶ Turn on the
green light babe ¶

1164
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:23.426
- Oh, wow.

1165
00:49:23.428 --> 00:49:25.094
- This is nice.
- Yeah.

1166
00:49:26.029 --> 00:49:28.698
- Um, is he in..

1167
00:49:28.700 --> 00:49:30.333
- Huh?

1168
00:49:30.335 --> 00:49:33.169
¶ I got some taste on my lips
and I want some more ¶

1169
00:49:33.171 --> 00:49:34.837
¶ Want some more
want some more ¶

1170
00:49:34.839 --> 00:49:36.772
¶ Come on
¶ Hey hey

1171
00:49:36.774 --> 00:49:37.940
- Get in there.

1172
00:49:38.875 --> 00:49:40.142
¶ Feels so good

1173
00:49:40.144 --> 00:49:42.211
¶ Hey hey
¶ Feels so good

1174
00:49:42.213 --> 00:49:43.312
¶ Doin' what you want

1175
00:49:43.314 --> 00:49:44.580
¶ when you know that
you shouldn't ¶

1176
00:49:44.582 --> 00:49:47.016
¶ Hey hey
¶ It feels so good

1177
00:49:47.018 --> 00:49:49.118
¶ Hey hey
¶ It feels so good

1178
00:49:49.120 --> 00:49:50.152
¶ Hey hey..

1179
00:49:50.154 --> 00:49:53.089
- I wanna throw up.
- What? Oh, oh.

1180
00:49:58.061 --> 00:50:00.162
<i>- So, my friend</i>
<i>Tommy has a bar back here..</i>

1181
00:50:00.164 --> 00:50:01.731
...so I get discounts on drinks

1182
00:50:01.733 --> 00:50:04.300
if you wanna do a shot
or something later.

1183
00:50:04.302 --> 00:50:06.635
<i>It's pretty cool. He used</i>
<i>to work over at Happy Place.</i>

1184
00:50:07.871 --> 00:50:09.705
<i>Too many tabs? Don't answer.</i>

1185
00:50:09.707 --> 00:50:11.707
<i>I'm fine. I'm fine.</i>
<i>I'm fine by myself.</i>

1186
00:50:12.776 --> 00:50:14.110
<i>Bye, text me.</i>

1187
00:50:18.115 --> 00:50:19.448
Oh, hi.

1188
00:50:21.018 --> 00:50:22.018
- Hi.

1189
00:50:23.754 --> 00:50:26.122
- You look good.
- Well, you know.

1190
00:50:26.124 --> 00:50:28.424
Bandanas and necklaces.

1191
00:50:28.426 --> 00:50:30.393
- I like it.
- Do you like it?

1192
00:50:30.395 --> 00:50:32.595
- Yeah, me likey.

1193
00:50:32.597 --> 00:50:34.797
- Well, you look good.
- I know.

1194
00:50:34.799 --> 00:50:37.633
- You know?
- Mm-hmm.

1195
00:50:37.635 --> 00:50:39.201
- Where you been?
I feel like I haven't seen you.

1196
00:50:39.203 --> 00:50:41.871
- I know. It's been
kind of like...a minute.

1197
00:50:44.641 --> 00:50:46.175
- So what's goin' on with you?

1198
00:50:46.177 --> 00:50:47.343
- None of your business.

1199
00:50:48.545 --> 00:50:49.745
Why so many questions?

1200
00:50:49.747 --> 00:50:51.914
- I don't know.
- What, am I under arrest?

1201
00:50:54.618 --> 00:50:57.420
- Why you chewing on
all this weird shit?

1202
00:50:57.422 --> 00:50:58.821
- 'Cause I'm hungry.

1203
00:50:58.823 --> 00:51:00.656
What's weird about a straw?

1204
00:51:00.658 --> 00:51:03.059
- Nothing.
It's just the second thing
you've been chewin' on.

1205
00:51:03.061 --> 00:51:04.093
Come on. Let's take a picture.

1206
00:51:04.095 --> 00:51:05.094
- Oh, alright.

1207
00:51:06.963 --> 00:51:07.963
Oops.

1208
00:51:10.467 --> 00:51:11.534
Whoop!

1209
00:51:12.803 --> 00:51:13.836
Okay, the light's about to go.

1210
00:51:13.838 --> 00:51:14.837
- Okay.

1211
00:51:18.408 --> 00:51:19.442
- Wow!

1212
00:51:22.045 --> 00:51:25.047
- Let's look like
we're wasted.
- Oh, I'm so wasted.

1213
00:51:36.193 --> 00:51:37.526
- Do you wanna get outta here?

1214
00:51:38.328 --> 00:51:39.361
- Yeah.

1215
00:51:41.298 --> 00:51:42.465
- Let's go.
- Let's go.

1216
00:51:43.667 --> 00:51:45.401
- You gotta duck under, okay?
- Okay.

1217
00:51:45.403 --> 00:51:47.169
<i>- Let's go to the bar.</i>
<i>- Okay.</i>

1218
00:51:47.171 --> 00:51:48.971
You are bossy.

1219
00:51:48.973 --> 00:51:49.972
- I'm going to go
to the bathroom.

1220
00:51:49.974 --> 00:51:51.474
- Okay, I'm gonna
hang out here.

1221
00:51:52.709 --> 00:51:54.577
[cellphone vibrates]

1222
00:51:54.579 --> 00:51:56.011
<i>- Anne Martin.</i>

1223
00:51:56.013 --> 00:51:57.313
Hi, Beth Foster.

1224
00:51:57.315 --> 00:52:00.916
Um, my son Brian is a freshman
at Thomas Jefferson.

1225
00:52:00.918 --> 00:52:02.418
- Yeah, Brian.

1226
00:52:02.420 --> 00:52:03.819
- Yeah.
- You know Brian?

1227
00:52:03.821 --> 00:52:06.989
- He's a cute little guy.
- He's into space and rocks.

1228
00:52:06.991 --> 00:52:08.824
[chuckles]

1229
00:52:08.826 --> 00:52:10.526
- Space and rocks.
- Yeah. He's a sweetie.

1230
00:52:10.528 --> 00:52:12.061
- Yeah. He's so sweet.

1231
00:52:12.063 --> 00:52:13.729
Um, hey, I -- I wondered.

1232
00:52:13.731 --> 00:52:16.265
Are you here with -- with
Jeff Lowry?

1233
00:52:16.267 --> 00:52:17.800
- Oh, yeah. I mean, no.
- Uh-huh.

1234
00:52:17.802 --> 00:52:19.235
- I mean..

1235
00:52:19.237 --> 00:52:20.269
...oh, you know Jeff?

1236
00:52:20.271 --> 00:52:21.837
- We met at the gym.

1237
00:52:21.839 --> 00:52:23.639
Uh, like, several weeks back.

1238
00:52:23.641 --> 00:52:26.075
And, um, while we..

1239
00:52:26.077 --> 00:52:28.777
...we've been like hangin' out.

1240
00:52:28.779 --> 00:52:30.679
Kind of here and there
in the afternoon and..

1241
00:52:30.681 --> 00:52:32.281
I just don't wanna
step on any toes.

1242
00:52:32.283 --> 00:52:34.383
- Oh, so you guys
are seeing each other?

1243
00:52:34.385 --> 00:52:36.452
- It's too early to tell.
I mean, I -- I

1244
00:52:36.454 --> 00:52:37.786
I'm workin' on dinner.

1245
00:52:38.922 --> 00:52:40.289
Hi.

1246
00:52:40.291 --> 00:52:42.358
- Hello. Hey, Beth.

1247
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:43.993
- Hi.
- Hey.

1248
00:52:43.995 --> 00:52:45.261
- Hey.
- So good to see you.

1249
00:52:45.263 --> 00:52:46.595
- So good to see you, yeah.

1250
00:52:46.597 --> 00:52:48.898
- I see you met
my good friend, Anne.

1251
00:52:48.900 --> 00:52:50.299
- I did.

1252
00:52:50.301 --> 00:52:52.635
- Yeah, Jeff and I
are really good friends.

1253
00:52:54.471 --> 00:52:56.005
Incredibly close.

1254
00:52:56.007 --> 00:52:58.307
- I'd like to think we are.
- Mm-hmm.

1255
00:52:58.309 --> 00:52:59.808
- That's awesome.

1256
00:53:01.778 --> 00:53:02.978
- Beth?
<i>- Yeah, Beth.</i>

1257
00:53:02.980 --> 00:53:06.916
- Um, you have a
high school-aged child..

1258
00:53:06.918 --> 00:53:09.985
<i>...who's going on</i>
<i>and on and on about</i>
<i>your afternoons together.</i>

1259
00:53:09.987 --> 00:53:12.121
She was saying that,
uh, you guys spend

1260
00:53:12.123 --> 00:53:13.389
a lot of time together.

1261
00:53:13.391 --> 00:53:15.691
And she'd love it
if you took her out to dinner.

1262
00:53:15.693 --> 00:53:17.293
And she was kinda
hoping for that, right, Beth?

1263
00:53:17.295 --> 00:53:18.427
- Oh, well.
- Oh, were you?

1264
00:53:18.429 --> 00:53:21.864
- I mean, uh,
that'd be great. Whatever.

1265
00:53:21.866 --> 00:53:24.600
- No, it's ca..
We're both, we're casual.

1266
00:53:24.602 --> 00:53:25.734
- Yeah.
- That's funny.

1267
00:53:25.736 --> 00:53:27.870
I just got
a casual text myself.

1268
00:53:27.872 --> 00:53:29.705
- While you were in the
bathroom..
- Mm-hm.

1269
00:53:31.474 --> 00:53:32.741
One or two?

1270
00:53:32.743 --> 00:53:34.710
- I don't know, why that.
Number 1 obviously.

1271
00:53:34.712 --> 00:53:36.946
Number 2. To be back
that quickly would be..

1272
00:53:36.948 --> 00:53:38.314
- Oh, well, I don't know.
- Obviously, I was being --

1273
00:53:38.316 --> 00:53:39.848
- You're very quick.
He has IBS

1274
00:53:39.850 --> 00:53:41.250
so I know it comes out quickly.

1275
00:53:41.252 --> 00:53:42.818
- I have IBS.

1276
00:53:42.820 --> 00:53:44.253
- Well, while you were..

1277
00:53:44.255 --> 00:53:46.088
...peeing or shitting
or whatever..

1278
00:53:46.090 --> 00:53:49.091
...I got a text from Max..

1279
00:53:49.093 --> 00:53:52.528
...who wanted to know
if I would go
to The Lounge with him.

1280
00:53:52.530 --> 00:53:54.196
- Oh, I love The Lounge.

1281
00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:57.600
- Um, so I was
thinking maybe..

1282
00:53:57.602 --> 00:53:59.468
...I would go.

1283
00:53:59.470 --> 00:54:00.636
What do you think?

1284
00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:06.141
- I think you should do
whatever you wanna do.

1285
00:54:08.378 --> 00:54:09.712
- That's what I'll do.

1286
00:54:11.848 --> 00:54:13.482
- Well, Beth, it was
really great talking to you.

1287
00:54:13.484 --> 00:54:14.550
- So great to see you.

1288
00:54:14.552 --> 00:54:16.552
- Um, good luck with your..

1289
00:54:16.554 --> 00:54:17.953
...son.

1290
00:54:17.955 --> 00:54:19.521
<i>- Bye.</i>
<i>- Bye.</i>

1291
00:54:19.523 --> 00:54:21.523
- She doesn't like me or --

1292
00:54:21.525 --> 00:54:24.293
- No, she likes you fine.
She likes you fine.

1293
00:54:24.295 --> 00:54:26.128
<i>- She doesn't like</i>
<i>my son at all --</i>

1294
00:54:26.130 --> 00:54:28.297
<i>- No, no, no, no. She likes</i>
<i>your son. She likes your son.</i>

1295
00:54:33.436 --> 00:54:35.504
- Um, so how -- how have
you been? What's goin' on?

1296
00:54:35.506 --> 00:54:37.840
- Oh, um, I've been great,
actually. Um..

1297
00:54:38.842 --> 00:54:40.776
...kinda having fun.

1298
00:54:40.778 --> 00:54:42.311
Havin' a lot of sex, actually.

1299
00:54:42.313 --> 00:54:44.113
<i>- Sex is when the penis</i>
<i>goes in the vagina, right?</i>

1300
00:54:44.115 --> 00:54:45.881
- Yes, it is.
- Just playing with you.

1301
00:54:45.883 --> 00:54:47.583
- You'll get there.
You guys will get back there.

1302
00:54:47.585 --> 00:54:49.351
- But you're gonna
go through dry periods too.

1303
00:54:49.353 --> 00:54:50.452
It's not a big deal.

1304
00:54:50.454 --> 00:54:51.820
- Yes, yes.
- Not me.

1305
00:54:51.822 --> 00:54:55.457
I feel like I went through
my dry period and I'm..

1306
00:54:55.459 --> 00:54:56.959
...goin' through my wet period.

1307
00:54:56.961 --> 00:54:58.894
I guess
I kinda have a slutty side.

1308
00:54:58.896 --> 00:55:01.230
- But you're wearing
protection, right?

1309
00:55:01.232 --> 00:55:03.732
- Of course
I'm wearing protection.

1310
00:55:03.734 --> 00:55:05.634
- I don't.. It's not that
I think you're having like

1311
00:55:05.636 --> 00:55:07.269
sex with homeless guys
or anything.

1312
00:55:07.271 --> 00:55:09.972
<i>And if you were, more power</i>
<i>to you. I just mean..</i>

1313
00:55:09.974 --> 00:55:11.940
...you know, you gotta be
careful because sometimes

1314
00:55:11.942 --> 00:55:15.644
beautiful packages are filled
with AIDS. You don't know.

1315
00:55:15.646 --> 00:55:17.379
- I'm not sleeping
with anyone with it.

1316
00:55:17.381 --> 00:55:18.981
I, I wear co.. I'm..

1317
00:55:18.983 --> 00:55:20.783
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm good. I'm not an idiot.

1318
00:55:20.785 --> 00:55:22.818
- Hey, no. Good, good.
- Sounds a little judgy.

1319
00:55:22.820 --> 00:55:24.286
But you know..
- I'm sorry. I just.

1320
00:55:24.288 --> 00:55:25.954
I care about you.
- I'm using protection.

1321
00:55:25.956 --> 00:55:27.489
- If you're like bangin'
the whole neighborhood

1322
00:55:27.491 --> 00:55:29.525
you should protect yourself,
you know.

1323
00:55:29.527 --> 00:55:31.493
- Well, if I manage to bang
the whole neighborhood

1324
00:55:31.495 --> 00:55:35.164
I will use protection, so..
You're upsetting your daughter.

1325
00:55:35.166 --> 00:55:37.566
Um...so you guys, wow.

1326
00:55:37.568 --> 00:55:39.501
Just look at her. She's so big.

1327
00:55:39.503 --> 00:55:40.736
- She is getting big.

1328
00:55:40.738 --> 00:55:42.705
She's eating all the time.

1329
00:55:42.707 --> 00:55:44.940
It's crazy that we have to
baby-proof the house right now.

1330
00:55:44.942 --> 00:55:46.175
And it's just like nonstop --

1331
00:55:46.177 --> 00:55:48.043
<i>- Never ending. Doesn't stop.</i>

1332
00:55:48.045 --> 00:55:50.679
- It doesn't stop.
And Al loves modern furniture

1333
00:55:50.681 --> 00:55:52.014
so we have all these like..

1334
00:55:52.016 --> 00:55:53.949
...angled tables and chairs.

1335
00:55:53.951 --> 00:55:56.552
Anyway, we have to protect,
we have to pad everything
for the baby.

1336
00:55:56.554 --> 00:55:58.654
It's been a tornado.

1337
00:55:58.656 --> 00:56:00.956
- Yeah. Must..

1338
00:56:00.958 --> 00:56:03.559
Must be hard.
I guess, I feel like..

1339
00:56:03.561 --> 00:56:05.327
...the only thing is,
is that every..

1340
00:56:05.329 --> 00:56:06.395
Thank you.

1341
00:56:06.397 --> 00:56:09.198
Uh, everybody is
always kinda like..

1342
00:56:09.200 --> 00:56:12.167
Oh, man, so hard. Like,
we gotta baby-proof our pool

1343
00:56:12.169 --> 00:56:13.469
and like..

1344
00:56:13.471 --> 00:56:16.071
...this is so rough,
we never sleep and honestly..

1345
00:56:16.073 --> 00:56:17.806
...if it was so fuckin' hard,

1346
00:56:17.808 --> 00:56:19.475
why is everybody even havin'
babies for like

1347
00:56:19.477 --> 00:56:20.876
thousands of years.

1348
00:56:20.878 --> 00:56:22.378
- Please don't swear
in front of the baby.

1349
00:56:22.380 --> 00:56:25.180
<i>- She's not gonna absorb</i>
<i>the word "Fuck" at a brunch.</i>

1350
00:56:25.182 --> 00:56:26.582
<i>- There it is again.</i>
<i>- Oh, my God.</i>

1351
00:56:26.584 --> 00:56:28.450
See, this is..

1352
00:56:28.452 --> 00:56:29.985
This is why I really thought

1353
00:56:29.987 --> 00:56:31.320
it was gonna be the
two of us today.

1354
00:56:31.322 --> 00:56:33.255
I didn't realize
it was a family outing
with like

1355
00:56:33.257 --> 00:56:36.792
Mr. Checks and Balances
over here.

1356
00:56:36.794 --> 00:56:38.093
Honestly, it seems to me like

1357
00:56:38.095 --> 00:56:39.762
because you're not
having any fun

1358
00:56:39.764 --> 00:56:41.063
nobody else can have any fun.

1359
00:56:41.065 --> 00:56:43.098
- I want you to have fun.
And by the way..

1360
00:56:43.100 --> 00:56:44.500
...I'm having tons of fun.

1361
00:56:44.502 --> 00:56:45.701
I'm having so much fun.

1362
00:56:45.703 --> 00:56:48.070
I love my baby. And I love Al.

1363
00:56:48.072 --> 00:56:50.739
Okay? I just have a lot going
on and it's super stressful.

1364
00:56:50.741 --> 00:56:53.342
And sometimes I don't know
which hat to wear
when I'm with who.

1365
00:56:54.411 --> 00:56:55.911
- This sucks.

1366
00:56:55.913 --> 00:56:59.314
I feel kinda like,
I don't wanna be here
right now.

1367
00:56:59.316 --> 00:57:00.649
I'm sorry, I just..

1368
00:57:01.885 --> 00:57:04.052
- I gotta go.
- Where are you going?

1369
00:57:04.054 --> 00:57:07.022
- I, I, you know what,
I just, I gotta go. I just..

1370
00:57:07.024 --> 00:57:09.425
- Where are you go..
What could you possibly
doing right now?

1371
00:57:09.427 --> 00:57:10.459
- I have a date.

1372
00:57:10.461 --> 00:57:11.593
- You have a date
in the morning?

1373
00:57:11.595 --> 00:57:13.095
- Yeah, I have a date.
I've a morning date.

1374
00:57:16.399 --> 00:57:19.001
- She doesn't have a date.
- She doesn't have a date.

1375
00:57:19.003 --> 00:57:20.335
- I have a date.

1376
00:57:28.945 --> 00:57:30.279
- Oh, my God.

1377
00:57:31.948 --> 00:57:34.049
- Suck it.

1378
00:57:34.051 --> 00:57:37.085
- That's what happens
when you mess with the bull.

1379
00:57:37.087 --> 00:57:39.755
- You're very good at darts.
- Yeah, I got better.

1380
00:57:40.757 --> 00:57:43.592
- Do you maybe
wanna get goin'?

1381
00:57:45.061 --> 00:57:48.664
I mean, I have to go,
so, uh, I just..

1382
00:57:48.666 --> 00:57:50.132
Do you wanna come?

1383
00:57:50.134 --> 00:57:53.068
- Um, you know,
I think I'm gonna stay.

1384
00:57:53.070 --> 00:57:54.603
- Okay, yeah.

1385
00:57:54.605 --> 00:57:56.438
- Just kinda chill.
- Okay.

1386
00:57:58.007 --> 00:58:00.642
Uh...awesome to see you.

1387
00:58:00.644 --> 00:58:01.810
- Good to see you.

1388
00:58:02.846 --> 00:58:04.847
- Okay.
- Cool.

1389
00:58:06.783 --> 00:58:08.383
- Bye.
- Bye.

1390
00:58:08.385 --> 00:58:09.718
Hey, wait, come here.

1391
00:58:18.027 --> 00:58:20.262
- Okay.
- Alright.

1392
00:58:20.264 --> 00:58:21.597
- See you.
- I'll call you.

1393
00:58:22.765 --> 00:58:23.765
- Okay.

1394
00:58:26.135 --> 00:58:28.270
<i>- Next week</i>
<i>on the dramatic conclusion</i>

1395
00:58:28.272 --> 00:58:29.738
<i>of "Prisoner Of Love".</i>

1396
00:58:29.740 --> 00:58:31.607
<i>- I didn't expect</i>
<i>to fall in love.</i>

1397
00:58:31.609 --> 00:58:33.041
But I'm grateful that I did.

1398
00:58:33.043 --> 00:58:35.210
<i>- As Johnny's prison term</i>
<i>comes to a close.</i>

1399
00:58:35.212 --> 00:58:38.680
<i>The shocking verdict you've</i>
<i>been waiting for all summer.</i>

1400
00:58:38.682 --> 00:58:41.517
- I wanna thank you both
for doing time with me.

1401
00:58:41.519 --> 00:58:43.485
<i>Unfortunately,</i>
<i>I gotta let one of you go.</i>

1402
00:58:43.487 --> 00:58:45.654
<i>- Two women could hold</i>
<i>the key to Johnny's heart.</i>

1403
00:58:45.656 --> 00:58:49.124
<i>But only one will serve</i>
<i>a life sentence.</i>

1404
00:58:49.126 --> 00:58:51.927
<i>- I don't know what I'll do</i>
<i>if Johnny doesn't pick me.</i>

1405
00:58:51.929 --> 00:58:53.595
I'm [bleep] unstable, y'all.

1406
00:58:53.597 --> 00:58:55.597
[instrumental music]

1407
00:59:04.173 --> 00:59:05.507
- Jeff!

1408
00:59:05.509 --> 00:59:07.342
Jeff!
- Anne!

1409
00:59:08.578 --> 00:59:09.578
- Hey.

1410
00:59:10.580 --> 00:59:11.980
- Hi.
- What's up?

1411
00:59:13.516 --> 00:59:15.317
- What's up with you?

1412
00:59:15.319 --> 00:59:16.885
- Don't worry, I'm not gonna
make too much noise.

1413
00:59:16.887 --> 00:59:18.887
I won't wake up
Beth or anything!

1414
00:59:20.990 --> 00:59:22.491
- Well..

1415
00:59:22.493 --> 00:59:24.660
...okay then.

1416
00:59:24.662 --> 00:59:25.994
- What's goin' on?

1417
00:59:27.497 --> 00:59:29.464
- Why you so interested
what's goin' on in here?

1418
00:59:29.466 --> 00:59:30.699
Aren't you dating Max now?

1419
00:59:30.701 --> 00:59:32.601
- I'm not here
to talk about Max.

1420
00:59:32.603 --> 00:59:34.937
I'm here to talk to you.

1421
00:59:34.939 --> 00:59:36.438
In the last week,
I just, like..

1422
00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:39.041
I can't stop thinking
about you.

1423
00:59:41.678 --> 00:59:43.011
It's making me feel crazy.

1424
00:59:48.418 --> 00:59:49.418
- Wow.

1425
00:59:50.587 --> 00:59:52.421
I mean, I used to
think about you too.

1426
00:59:54.490 --> 00:59:55.857
You never noticed so --

1427
00:59:55.859 --> 00:59:59.194
- I didn't notice.
Why didn't you say anything?

1428
00:59:59.196 --> 01:00:00.762
- Because, I don't know,
I don't know,

1429
01:00:00.764 --> 01:00:02.531
it seemed like you didn't..

1430
01:00:04.100 --> 01:00:06.435
...just didn't have the same..

1431
01:00:09.939 --> 01:00:14.943
Look, Anne. I've come
to a good place
in my life finally.

1432
01:00:16.813 --> 01:00:18.981
Moved on. I think
you should too.

1433
01:00:21.150 --> 01:00:23.552
- Just move on,
just walk away, and..

1434
01:00:23.554 --> 01:00:25.921
There's just nothing
to talk about?

1435
01:00:28.591 --> 01:00:29.992
Thought is free.

1436
01:00:31.728 --> 01:00:33.996
- What is that?
- It's a quote.

1437
01:00:33.998 --> 01:00:36.365
It's Elizabethan.

1438
01:00:36.367 --> 01:00:37.666
Yeah, I'm not even gonna
tell you.

1439
01:00:37.668 --> 01:00:39.668
I'm gonna..
I'm gonna give you time.

1440
01:00:42.538 --> 01:00:45.140
- Is that how we sounded when
we used to play that game?

1441
01:00:45.142 --> 01:00:46.775
'Cause it's pathetic.

1442
01:00:52.849 --> 01:00:54.282
- Fuck you.

1443
01:00:56.919 --> 01:00:59.087
- I mean, we're.. We're
guessing quotes from books?

1444
01:00:59.089 --> 01:01:00.288
It's like --

1445
01:01:00.290 --> 01:01:02.924
- Fuck you.
That's a quote from me.

1446
01:01:04.494 --> 01:01:05.560
- Shit.

1447
01:01:13.903 --> 01:01:15.871
- Oh, I got the machine again.

1448
01:01:15.873 --> 01:01:17.806
- It's not a machine.
- What?

1449
01:01:17.808 --> 01:01:19.374
- They're in the
phone service.

1450
01:01:19.376 --> 01:01:21.410
- Oh, hi, Jeff.
It's your mom.

1451
01:01:21.412 --> 01:01:23.512
I got your message that
you're not coming today

1452
01:01:23.514 --> 01:01:25.313
I'm sorry to hear that.

1453
01:01:25.315 --> 01:01:27.649
Uh, but at least we'll see you
for my birthday.

1454
01:01:29.018 --> 01:01:32.421
Yeah, I love you.
Uh, I -- it's your mom.

1455
01:01:34.757 --> 01:01:36.291
- That was good.

1456
01:01:36.293 --> 01:01:38.694
- Yeah?
- Yeah, not too much pressure.

1457
01:01:38.696 --> 01:01:40.028
- I try.
- Yeah.

1458
01:01:41.764 --> 01:01:45.801
- Yeah, it says
"Look, Slim's bitch
got a litter now."

1459
01:01:45.803 --> 01:01:47.235
It's -- it's not
his girlfriend. It was..

1460
01:01:47.237 --> 01:01:48.804
They were talking
about the dog.

1461
01:01:48.806 --> 01:01:50.272
- Mmm.

1462
01:01:50.274 --> 01:01:52.874
- I thought
she was just messy.

1463
01:01:52.876 --> 01:01:55.410
<i>Is he not coming?</i>
<i>-</i> He didn't even call
to cancel.

1464
01:01:55.412 --> 01:01:58.080
My therapist has
a 24 hour cancellation policy.

1465
01:01:58.082 --> 01:01:59.347
And she's strict about it.

1466
01:01:59.349 --> 01:02:00.949
- So if you cancel,
how much you have to pay?

1467
01:02:00.951 --> 01:02:03.852
- She charges me like $300,
and she calls my parents.

1468
01:02:03.854 --> 01:02:06.521
- Why?
- Well, I asked her to.

1469
01:02:06.523 --> 01:02:08.724
- Look. Guys, what do you say
we just pack it in, yeah?

1470
01:02:08.726 --> 01:02:09.858
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1471
01:02:09.860 --> 01:02:10.992
- Let's just pack it
in to your place.

1472
01:02:10.994 --> 01:02:12.060
- Yeah, let's go
to your place?

1473
01:02:12.062 --> 01:02:14.429
- Uh, yeah, the -- there's

1474
01:02:14.431 --> 01:02:16.398
kinda of a big
difference between

1475
01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:19.835
joining a book club
and hosting one, so..

1476
01:02:19.837 --> 01:02:21.903
- This is all we have, man.
- This is.. It's all we have.

1477
01:02:21.905 --> 01:02:23.472
This is it.

1478
01:02:23.474 --> 01:02:27.909
- I mean, this book club
is what -- is what we have.

1479
01:02:27.911 --> 01:02:30.112
- I'm looking right at you
and I can tell that's true.

1480
01:02:30.114 --> 01:02:32.380
<i>- Yeah.</i>
<i>- And you guys are taking</i>
<i>that really hard.</i>

1481
01:02:32.382 --> 01:02:34.616
- I know, it's just like what
happened to Jeff?

1482
01:02:34.618 --> 01:02:36.318
You know? Who likes
what he's become now?

1483
01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:38.053
- I don't.
- I don't.

1484
01:02:38.055 --> 01:02:39.921
- Guys, I think we should be
happy for our friend, alright?

1485
01:02:39.923 --> 01:02:41.656
I mean, he wanted to make
a change, he did that

1486
01:02:41.658 --> 01:02:43.225
and now he's out there doing
what he wants.

1487
01:02:43.227 --> 01:02:45.026
- Did he make a change?
He likes Anne now.

1488
01:02:45.028 --> 01:02:46.061
Is that really a change

1489
01:02:46.063 --> 01:02:47.262
or is that just more like

1490
01:02:47.264 --> 01:02:48.563
"Oh, I've decided
to like this girl."

1491
01:02:48.565 --> 01:02:51.600
- Wait, what do you mean
he likes Anne?

1492
01:02:51.602 --> 01:02:53.235
- I think he's got, like,
feelings for Anne now.

1493
01:02:53.237 --> 01:02:54.603
That's why
he's acting so crazy.

1494
01:02:54.605 --> 01:02:56.705
I don't know.
My brother's girlfriend's dad.

1495
01:02:56.707 --> 01:02:58.206
- Rick.
- Rick.

1496
01:02:58.208 --> 01:03:00.709
- Rickolas.
- Dude, his birth given name
is not Richard.

1497
01:03:00.711 --> 01:03:01.810
It's Rickolas.

1498
01:03:03.079 --> 01:03:05.280
Asshole of a man found
this on the ground.

1499
01:03:05.282 --> 01:03:07.182
Told me to give it back to him.
- Total shithead by the way.

1500
01:03:07.184 --> 01:03:09.985
- He really is a piece
of human garbage.

1501
01:03:09.987 --> 01:03:12.320
- Ah, Jeff.

1502
01:03:12.322 --> 01:03:14.322
- Whoa, is that what you do
in a photo booth?

1503
01:03:14.324 --> 01:03:16.758
- That's what they did.
That's four versions
of what they did.

1504
01:03:16.760 --> 01:03:18.627
- Yeah.
- You could do
whatever you want.

1505
01:03:18.629 --> 01:03:19.861
[exhales air deeply]

1506
01:03:19.863 --> 01:03:21.296
- It makes sense though,
you know?

1507
01:03:21.298 --> 01:03:23.365
She's a plain Jane,
and, you know

1508
01:03:23.367 --> 01:03:25.467
he's a shell of
a boring human being, so.

1509
01:03:25.469 --> 01:03:27.002
I guess it works out.

1510
01:03:27.004 --> 01:03:28.370
- I don't think she's
a plain Jane at all.

1511
01:03:28.372 --> 01:03:30.639
- Anne? Anne's
a string bean, man.

1512
01:03:30.641 --> 01:03:32.440
- Come on, man,
she's pretty plain.

1513
01:03:32.442 --> 01:03:34.042
- You don't think
Anne is sexy, though?

1514
01:03:34.044 --> 01:03:36.144
- You know, I like a little
excitement in a woman,
you know?

1515
01:03:36.146 --> 01:03:38.213
- Like what?
- I don't know, breasts.

1516
01:03:38.215 --> 01:03:41.249
- I like a nice big fat lady,
I'm not gonna lie.
<i>- Yeah, me too.</i>

1517
01:03:41.251 --> 01:03:43.852
- Alright, well, fellas,
uh, I think I'm gonna split.

1518
01:03:43.854 --> 01:03:45.253
So, good seeing you.

1519
01:03:45.255 --> 01:03:46.555
- Alright. It was good
seeing you too.

1520
01:03:46.557 --> 01:03:47.823
- See you later.
If you need us, just, uh

1521
01:03:47.825 --> 01:03:49.257
you know, you have our phone
numbers, right?

1522
01:03:49.259 --> 01:03:50.725
- So you guys are just gonna
chill out here in the hall?

1523
01:03:50.727 --> 01:03:52.360
- <i>Yeah, we'll probably</i>
<i>chill out here.</i>

1524
01:03:52.362 --> 01:03:53.929
- Okay. It's good
seeing you guys.

1525
01:03:53.931 --> 01:03:54.963
- Good seeing you too, bro.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1526
01:03:54.965 --> 01:03:56.031
- Always a pleasure.

1527
01:03:56.033 --> 01:03:57.098
-  <i>Yeah.</i>
<i>- See ya.</i>

1528
01:03:57.100 --> 01:03:58.800
- Yeah.
- <i>"Mice and Men!"</i>

1529
01:03:58.802 --> 01:04:01.503
- "Mice and Men."
Alright. Yeah.
- <i>"Mice and Men!"</i>

1530
01:04:01.505 --> 01:04:02.938
- "Of Mice.."
"Of Mice and Men."

1531
01:04:02.940 --> 01:04:06.274
- It's "Of Mice and Men."
It's "Of Mice and Men."

1532
01:04:06.276 --> 01:04:07.809
- "Of Mice and Men."

1533
01:04:07.811 --> 01:04:09.177
- Almost doesn't make sense.

1534
01:04:09.179 --> 01:04:10.846
And that guy was like,
a good writer.

1535
01:04:12.715 --> 01:04:14.783
- Get it under all the way.

1536
01:04:14.785 --> 01:04:17.385
- What, you don't think it..
- You don't know.

1537
01:04:17.387 --> 01:04:18.920
- You don't think I put it
under there good enough?

1538
01:04:18.922 --> 01:04:20.689
- I don't know,
I think you half-assed it.

1539
01:04:20.691 --> 01:04:22.958
- Alright, mom.

1540
01:04:22.960 --> 01:04:24.659
[instrumental music]

1541
01:04:25.928 --> 01:04:26.995
¶ Yeah yeah

1542
01:04:26.997 --> 01:04:28.763
[indistinct]

1543
01:04:28.765 --> 01:04:29.865
¶ That's right

1544
01:04:29.867 --> 01:04:31.833
¶ Yeah

1545
01:04:31.835 --> 01:04:33.435
¶ You can't play a player

1546
01:04:33.437 --> 01:04:34.603
¶ You can't play a player

1547
01:04:34.605 --> 01:04:37.806
¶ Players like to play
and parlay ¶

1548
01:04:37.808 --> 01:04:41.543
¶ Yeah
¶ So let us players play

1549
01:04:41.545 --> 01:04:44.412
¶ One time for your mind
¶ Baby

1550
01:04:44.414 --> 01:04:45.947
¶ Two time from behind

1551
01:04:45.949 --> 01:04:48.083
¶ Trickers try to get me
for my money ¶

1552
01:04:48.085 --> 01:04:49.084
¶ Now keep it honey

1553
01:04:49.086 --> 01:04:51.086
¶ I'm a street figure..

1554
01:04:51.088 --> 01:04:53.755
- Hey. What are you
doing here?

1555
01:04:53.757 --> 01:04:57.459
- Oh, hey, man.
Uh, I mean, this is my spot.

1556
01:04:57.461 --> 01:04:59.461
- Right. Right,
this is your spot.

1557
01:04:59.463 --> 01:05:02.631
- It's hard to
keep track of spots.

1558
01:05:02.633 --> 01:05:06.101
'Cause I have a spot.
I have spots all over town.

1559
01:05:06.103 --> 01:05:07.802
- Look, dude, I, uh

1560
01:05:07.804 --> 01:05:09.337
I didn't know you had
a thing for Anne.

1561
01:05:09.339 --> 01:05:11.806
- What? Anne?

1562
01:05:11.808 --> 01:05:14.075
That's crazy, man.
-  <i>Sorry.</i>

1563
01:05:14.077 --> 01:05:16.878
- Whoever told you that,
way wrong.

1564
01:05:19.015 --> 01:05:21.483
¶ All day all day

1565
01:05:21.485 --> 01:05:24.686
¶ Players like to play
and parlay ¶

1566
01:05:24.688 --> 01:05:25.921
- Well, I didn't know
you smoked.

1567
01:05:25.923 --> 01:05:28.390
-  <i>I don't smoke. I vape.</i>

1568
01:05:28.392 --> 01:05:29.658
You wanna hit it?
- <i>No, no.</i>

1569
01:05:29.660 --> 01:05:31.293
- Come on, take a pull.
-  <i>No, I'm good.</i>

1570
01:05:31.295 --> 01:05:32.761
- See what the future's
all about.
- <i>I'm alright, buddy.</i>

1571
01:05:32.763 --> 01:05:34.930
- It's just vapors.
- I'm -- I'm good. Thanks.

1572
01:05:34.932 --> 01:05:35.964
<i>- You sure?</i>
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1573
01:05:37.300 --> 01:05:40.168
- Uh, did you come --
did you come with Anne?

1574
01:05:40.170 --> 01:05:41.536
- Uh, yeah, yeah

1575
01:05:41.538 --> 01:05:43.438
she's just, um --

1576
01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:45.440
[rap song playing]

1577
01:05:53.516 --> 01:05:55.116
- White people are weird.
I don't understand
- They are weird.

1578
01:05:55.118 --> 01:05:57.419
- What's wrong with a glass?
- That's a nasty white girl.

1579
01:05:57.421 --> 01:05:58.520
- Just..
What's wrong with a glass?

1580
01:05:58.522 --> 01:06:00.822
Whoo!

1581
01:06:00.824 --> 01:06:02.057
[song continues]

1582
01:06:02.059 --> 01:06:03.091
Nice!

1583
01:06:06.729 --> 01:06:08.563
- Oh, hey.
- Anne's here.

1584
01:06:08.565 --> 01:06:10.565
- Yeah.
- Oh, hi, I'm Beth.

1585
01:06:10.567 --> 01:06:12.000
- Hi. I'm -- I'm Max.
- Nice to meet you.

1586
01:06:12.002 --> 01:06:13.068
- Nice to meet you.

1587
01:06:13.070 --> 01:06:15.003
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

1588
01:06:15.005 --> 01:06:18.006
- Speak of the devil.
- Here she is.

1589
01:06:18.008 --> 01:06:19.307
[chuckles]

1590
01:06:21.177 --> 01:06:23.578
- Um --

1591
01:06:23.580 --> 01:06:27.415
Unfortunately, um, I think
we're gonna go get
something to eat.

1592
01:06:27.417 --> 01:06:28.616
- Oh, you're.. Let's get
something to eat.
- Uh, at Fellini's.

1593
01:06:28.618 --> 01:06:30.218
I'm -- I'm really hungry.
- She's hungry.

1594
01:06:30.220 --> 01:06:31.653
So we're gonna --
we're gonna hit it.
- So nice to see you.

1595
01:06:31.655 --> 01:06:35.991
- Ooh! What a great idea,
Beth. We'd love to join you.

1596
01:06:35.993 --> 01:06:39.661
- Uh -- I don't -- I don't --
I'm not so sure
that they were..

1597
01:06:39.663 --> 01:06:41.062
- Oh, were you excluding us?

1598
01:06:41.064 --> 01:06:43.832
- No, you can come.
- What?

1599
01:06:43.834 --> 01:06:45.000
- You can come.

1600
01:06:45.002 --> 01:06:47.502
- Oh, good. I didn't wanna
feel excluded.

1601
01:06:47.504 --> 01:06:48.737
That would feel bad.

1602
01:06:48.739 --> 01:06:50.372
- <i>Yeah, you don't</i>
<i>wanna feel excluded.</i>

1603
01:06:50.374 --> 01:06:51.406
- No, I don't.

1604
01:06:53.976 --> 01:06:55.844
- Okay, so we'll all
go to dinner.

1605
01:06:55.846 --> 01:06:58.246
- Oh, good, that's nice.
I wanna go.

1606
01:06:58.248 --> 01:07:00.015
- Yeah? Okay. Alright.
- Okay.

1607
01:07:00.017 --> 01:07:02.617
- Just the way everyone likes
to be invited. By saying..
- Yeah.

1608
01:07:02.619 --> 01:07:05.353
- ..."You can come."
- Oh, super!

1609
01:07:07.590 --> 01:07:08.757
- It's gonna be fun.
- Good? Alright.

1610
01:07:08.759 --> 01:07:11.826
[instrumental music]

1611
01:07:16.832 --> 01:07:18.633
- Sure. Thanks.

1612
01:07:18.635 --> 01:07:21.002
- Some wine?
- I'd love some, Max.
Thank you.

1613
01:07:21.004 --> 01:07:22.070
- Say when.

1614
01:07:30.212 --> 01:07:32.814
- That's perfect. Thank you.
- Big girl pour.

1615
01:07:32.816 --> 01:07:34.716
- Mm. "Big girl pour."
- Sure, thanks.

1616
01:07:37.553 --> 01:07:40.221
- Buddy?
- Yeah, just a normal amount.

1617
01:07:40.223 --> 01:07:42.223
<i>- Don't be so judgmental.</i>

1618
01:07:46.228 --> 01:07:48.730
Cheers. Yay. Thank you.

1619
01:07:48.732 --> 01:07:50.698
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1620
01:07:50.700 --> 01:07:51.733
- Cheers.

1621
01:07:55.438 --> 01:07:57.338
- Oh, this is so delish.

1622
01:07:57.340 --> 01:07:59.174
You should teach
a class on wine tasting.

1623
01:07:59.176 --> 01:08:01.876
- Yeah?
- Or just knowing about wine.

1624
01:08:01.878 --> 01:08:05.046
- What would we call it?
Uh...wine to the Max.

1625
01:08:05.048 --> 01:08:08.249
- Yeah, I like that.
Why don't you write that down.

1626
01:08:08.251 --> 01:08:10.318
Oh, Max. Ooh.

1627
01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:12.153
- I like red wine too.

1628
01:08:12.155 --> 01:08:13.555
- That's interesting, Beth.

1629
01:08:15.124 --> 01:08:18.726
- Is the wine going to
aggravate your IBS?

1630
01:08:18.728 --> 01:08:20.261
- Wine doesn't affect IBS.

1631
01:08:20.263 --> 01:08:23.765
- I didn't know you had IBS.
- Yup.

1632
01:08:23.767 --> 01:08:25.967
- <i>We both do.</i>
<i>-</i> Yeah, they both have IBS.

1633
01:08:25.969 --> 01:08:28.069
- Take probiotics.

1634
01:08:28.071 --> 01:08:29.270
- I've heard that
that doesn't work.

1635
01:08:29.272 --> 01:08:31.840
- For real? No. It does.
- I bet it works.

1636
01:08:31.842 --> 01:08:32.941
- Yeah.

1637
01:08:32.943 --> 01:08:34.542
- I bet it works.
- Mm-hmm.

1638
01:08:34.544 --> 01:08:37.245
- Anne, I feel like maybe we
got off on the wrong foot --

1639
01:08:37.247 --> 01:08:38.546
- Beth, I'm sorry,
you're gonna have to speak up.

1640
01:08:38.548 --> 01:08:39.581
- <i>I feel like when we met,</i>
<i>maybe we --</i>

1641
01:08:39.583 --> 01:08:40.748
- Mm.

1642
01:08:40.750 --> 01:08:42.584
- Maybe we got off
on the wrong foot.

1643
01:08:42.586 --> 01:08:45.220
- Cool.
- So.

1644
01:08:45.222 --> 01:08:48.289
- You look really nice.
I'm not used to seeing you with

1645
01:08:48.291 --> 01:08:49.457
this much make-up on.

1646
01:08:49.459 --> 01:08:51.426
- I'm so excited you approve
of my look.

1647
01:08:51.428 --> 01:08:52.627
- Yeah, you really
went to town.

1648
01:08:52.629 --> 01:08:54.496
- I went to town.

1649
01:08:54.498 --> 01:08:56.798
Here's to stepping out
and here's to going to town.

1650
01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:58.266
- To clown town.

1651
01:08:58.268 --> 01:09:00.268
[laughs]

1652
01:09:03.606 --> 01:09:06.174
- My son Brian is, um --
- <i>Oh, God!</i>

1653
01:09:07.510 --> 01:09:10.378
- Tell us another story,
that would be great.

1654
01:09:10.380 --> 01:09:12.313
- He's playing the clarinet.
-  <i>Um --</i>

1655
01:09:12.315 --> 01:09:14.883
- And, um --
<i>- I draw.</i>

1656
01:09:14.885 --> 01:09:17.318
- You do?
- Yeah, yeah, it's sketches
and stuff mostly.

1657
01:09:17.320 --> 01:09:20.855
-  <i>Yeah.</i>
<i>-</i> Charcoals, pastel stuff.

1658
01:09:20.857 --> 01:09:22.657
- You can draw me if you want.

1659
01:09:22.659 --> 01:09:23.925
- I would love to draw you.

1660
01:09:23.927 --> 01:09:25.393
- I would love to be
drawn by you.
- Yeah.

1661
01:09:25.395 --> 01:09:26.661
- Hope you have
enough pastels.

1662
01:09:27.563 --> 01:09:29.797
- Oh, original.
- For the face.

1663
01:09:29.799 --> 01:09:31.966
- Original.

1664
01:09:31.968 --> 01:09:33.735
- Brian's been playing
klezmer music. He --

1665
01:09:33.737 --> 01:09:36.604
- Oh, God. Fucking Brian.

1666
01:09:37.940 --> 01:09:39.807
- I'm sorry about that.
- It's okay.

1667
01:09:39.809 --> 01:09:41.676
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm good.
I'm with you.

1668
01:09:41.678 --> 01:09:44.179
- Okay.
- Okay.

1669
01:09:44.181 --> 01:09:47.182
[slurping]

1670
01:09:51.320 --> 01:09:52.987
<i>- I'm having a blast.</i>
<i>I'm so glad we did this.</i>

1671
01:09:52.989 --> 01:09:54.222
When are we doing it again?

1672
01:09:54.224 --> 01:09:55.290
- Maybe we should
get some food.

1673
01:09:55.292 --> 01:09:56.491
- Well, let's get some food.
- Yeah.

1674
01:09:56.493 --> 01:09:57.559
- It's good idea.
- Let's get our food.

1675
01:09:57.561 --> 01:09:58.660
- Yeah.

1676
01:10:01.564 --> 01:10:04.566
[singing in Italian]

1677
01:11:11.133 --> 01:11:13.568
[cricket chirping]

1678
01:11:13.570 --> 01:11:15.236
[dogs barking]

1679
01:11:15.238 --> 01:11:17.605
- You good? Yeah?
- I'm great.

1680
01:11:20.109 --> 01:11:21.676
[exhales sharply]

1681
01:11:28.717 --> 01:11:30.418
- You alright?
- Yeah.

1682
01:11:33.222 --> 01:11:35.290
- I'd invite you in,
but I don't want to.

1683
01:11:37.426 --> 01:11:39.761
- That's okay, because
I've kinda become
afraid of you.

1684
01:11:43.232 --> 01:11:44.565
- This you think I don't know.

1685
01:11:44.567 --> 01:11:49.137
And you didn't give me dignity
or closure.

1686
01:11:49.139 --> 01:11:50.605
And it's..

1687
01:11:55.044 --> 01:11:57.111
I wouldn't have said that
a month ago.

1688
01:12:05.087 --> 01:12:10.625
Hey, Jeff, it's Anne. I'm just
calling to talk to you, so..

1689
01:12:10.627 --> 01:12:14.128
Give me a call back.
You know my number.

1690
01:12:14.130 --> 01:12:18.433
Hey, Jeff, it's Anne. I was
just calling to...talk to you.

1691
01:12:18.435 --> 01:12:23.738
Um, I feel like...
we never got, um

1692
01:12:23.740 --> 01:12:26.674
that side of eggplant
that we ordered and I was like

1693
01:12:26.676 --> 01:12:28.576
did we -- did we pay for that?

1694
01:12:28.578 --> 01:12:31.012
Hey, Jeff, I bet you're with
Beth right now.

1695
01:12:31.014 --> 01:12:33.314
I just wanted to say,
that's cool by me.

1696
01:12:33.316 --> 01:12:36.284
'Cause guess who I'm with?
I'm with Brian.

1697
01:12:36.286 --> 01:12:39.654
I -- I have Brian with me,
and I know that he's, um

1698
01:12:39.656 --> 01:12:41.155
allergic to peanuts.

1699
01:12:41.157 --> 01:12:45.093
So I'm just...feeding him
a bunch of peanuts.

1700
01:12:45.095 --> 01:12:49.297
Jeff! Hey, Jeffo!

1701
01:12:49.299 --> 01:12:51.432
Would you call me back,
you stupid weirdo?

1702
01:12:51.434 --> 01:12:52.567
Are you even getting these?

1703
01:12:52.569 --> 01:12:54.168
Is this still your
fuckin' phone number?

1704
01:12:54.170 --> 01:12:56.704
Jeff, what's up?

1705
01:12:56.706 --> 01:12:59.307
Jeff, I'm talking
with my dog voice.
Call me back. Okay, babe.

1706
01:12:59.309 --> 01:13:01.175
[muttering]

1707
01:13:01.177 --> 01:13:02.710
[laughing]

1708
01:13:02.712 --> 01:13:04.679
Oh my..
Oh! Hello?

1709
01:13:06.615 --> 01:13:08.182
I'm sorry,
I thought I was actually --

1710
01:13:08.184 --> 01:13:10.251
I meant to call my friend Jeff.

1711
01:13:10.253 --> 01:13:12.854
He's been, um,
kinda dogging me.

1712
01:13:13.856 --> 01:13:15.656
Give me a little phone call.

1713
01:13:16.725 --> 01:13:19.894
Call me up on the phone.

1714
01:13:23.999 --> 01:13:25.867
[knock on door]

1715
01:13:33.876 --> 01:13:36.511
- Is this something
I'm gonna have to expect now?

1716
01:13:36.513 --> 01:13:39.414
- Yes! Why are you such
a fucking dick?

1717
01:13:39.416 --> 01:13:41.783
- What?
- Why are you such
a fucking di..

1718
01:13:41.785 --> 01:13:44.752
- <i>You're the one that's woken</i>
<i>me up two times this week</i>

1719
01:13:44.754 --> 01:13:46.754
<i>in the middle of the night.</i>

1720
01:13:46.756 --> 01:13:49.090
- What is this fucking place?
- It's my apartment.

1721
01:13:49.092 --> 01:13:52.226
- Why do you.. You look like
you live in a fucking
Pottery Barn commercial!

1722
01:13:52.228 --> 01:13:53.528
- Well, I ordered
some stuff to

1723
01:13:53.530 --> 01:13:55.062
for the transition.

1724
01:13:55.064 --> 01:13:57.031
- It looks like
a fucking catalogue!

1725
01:13:57.033 --> 01:13:59.167
- I'm trying to improve
my life like we talked about!

1726
01:13:59.169 --> 01:14:01.636
What is your problem?

1727
01:14:01.638 --> 01:14:04.238
- I just feel like
I don't even know you.

1728
01:14:04.240 --> 01:14:06.274
- We agreed to do this
together, okay?

1729
01:14:06.276 --> 01:14:08.843
And I feel like --
- What was tonight?

1730
01:14:08.845 --> 01:14:11.112
- What? What -- What the fuck
are you talking about?

1731
01:14:11.114 --> 01:14:12.647
Why were you
so weird at dinner?

1732
01:14:12.649 --> 01:14:15.817
- I wasn't.. Why was I weird?
- Yeah?

1733
01:14:15.819 --> 01:14:17.351
- Why was I weird?
You were the weird one.

1734
01:14:17.353 --> 01:14:19.287
Like I.. It's like we weren't
even ever friends.

1735
01:14:19.289 --> 01:14:21.055
I feel like you're just
shutting me out.

1736
01:14:21.057 --> 01:14:22.924
I mean, if -- if you wanna
go out with Beth

1737
01:14:22.926 --> 01:14:24.125
I don't fucking care.

1738
01:14:24.127 --> 01:14:25.560
- I don't wanna go out
with Beth.

1739
01:14:25.562 --> 01:14:27.061
I'm just..

1740
01:14:27.063 --> 01:14:29.096
[instrumental music]

1741
01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:31.499
Why are you here?

1742
01:14:33.869 --> 01:14:35.136
- I don't know.

1743
01:14:57.226 --> 01:14:58.593
[moaning]

1744
01:15:03.999 --> 01:15:06.434
[birds chirping]

1745
01:15:11.807 --> 01:15:14.141
<i>- Hi, Jeff, it's your mom.</i>

1746
01:15:14.143 --> 01:15:16.210
<i>Hi, Jeff, it's your mom.</i>

1747
01:15:16.212 --> 01:15:19.780
<i>Hi, Jeff, it's your mom.</i>
<i>Hi, Jeff --</i>

1748
01:15:19.782 --> 01:15:21.816
[sighs]
- Fuck.

1749
01:15:21.818 --> 01:15:24.151
- Hi. Everything okay?

1750
01:15:24.153 --> 01:15:25.553
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

1751
01:15:26.722 --> 01:15:28.623
Yeah.

1752
01:15:28.625 --> 01:15:31.325
- Mm. Mmm, my God.

1753
01:15:33.128 --> 01:15:37.331
I drank every bottle
of wine...in Pennsylvania.

1754
01:15:37.333 --> 01:15:39.033
- I ate all the meatballs.

1755
01:15:41.303 --> 01:15:43.237
[sighs]

1756
01:15:46.008 --> 01:15:47.742
- Is there water
on your side of the bed?

1757
01:15:49.144 --> 01:15:50.978
- No?
- There's water
in the kitchen.

1758
01:15:55.784 --> 01:15:57.652
- Hi.
- Hi.

1759
01:16:00.722 --> 01:16:02.156
- Don't look at me like that.

1760
01:16:03.959 --> 01:16:05.059
Don't look at me.

1761
01:16:05.061 --> 01:16:06.994
[both chuckles]

1762
01:16:06.996 --> 01:16:08.563
Mm.

1763
01:16:09.631 --> 01:16:12.600
- Are --
Are we okay? We're cool?

1764
01:16:12.602 --> 01:16:15.436
- Yeah. What? Uh, yeah. Yeah.

1765
01:16:15.438 --> 01:16:17.305
No, yeah, yeah --
- It's okay.

1766
01:16:17.307 --> 01:16:18.406
- It's okay.
Yeah, we're okay.

1767
01:16:18.408 --> 01:16:19.574
What are you talk..
Yeah.

1768
01:16:19.576 --> 01:16:21.008
- I just.. I don't know.
I never --

1769
01:16:21.010 --> 01:16:23.544
Um, I'm not used
to, never have.

1770
01:16:23.546 --> 01:16:25.913
- Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oops.

1771
01:16:25.915 --> 01:16:27.582
I hit one of them.
Um, we -- we're good.

1772
01:16:27.584 --> 01:16:29.850
We're so good. I, um..

1773
01:16:32.220 --> 01:16:35.690
Yeah, it's like, um..
What is that law?

1774
01:16:35.692 --> 01:16:37.458
- Murphy's law.
- No, it's like, no.

1775
01:16:37.460 --> 01:16:40.094
It's -- No, I hope
it was better.

1776
01:16:40.096 --> 01:16:42.563
Um, it's like a..
What is that thing?

1777
01:16:42.565 --> 01:16:44.365
- Roe v. Wade?
- Yeah.. No!

1778
01:16:45.567 --> 01:16:48.636
Oh, God. I hope it doesn't
end up, um, there.

1779
01:16:48.638 --> 01:16:50.838
No, we used..

1780
01:16:50.840 --> 01:16:53.307
Yeah...we used protection.

1781
01:16:53.309 --> 01:16:56.711
And.. No, I was just saying
that it's good to have

1782
01:16:56.713 --> 01:16:58.346
a one night stand
with a friend.

1783
01:16:58.348 --> 01:16:59.480
Cause it's not..
Then it's not..

1784
01:16:59.482 --> 01:17:01.115
You know. It's kinda like..

1785
01:17:01.984 --> 01:17:03.284
You know, you know?

1786
01:17:04.586 --> 01:17:07.788
Uh...cool?

1787
01:17:08.690 --> 01:17:09.724
- Cool.

1788
01:17:10.559 --> 01:17:12.026
- So maybe, maybe I should..

1789
01:17:15.364 --> 01:17:17.164
- Yeah. Yeah. I have, um

1790
01:17:17.166 --> 01:17:19.300
I have a ton of..

1791
01:17:21.637 --> 01:17:23.304
...stuffs.

1792
01:17:23.306 --> 01:17:24.739
Yeah.
- Can you help me?

1793
01:17:24.741 --> 01:17:26.173
- Mm?
- Can you help me with my bra?

1794
01:17:26.175 --> 01:17:27.942
It's.. I don't..

1795
01:17:27.944 --> 01:17:29.377
- Oh.
- I want to be..

1796
01:17:29.379 --> 01:17:30.544
- Yeah.
- ...chaste. I..

1797
01:17:30.546 --> 01:17:32.980
- Yeah. Sorry.

1798
01:17:32.982 --> 01:17:34.348
- I will go as soon as --

1799
01:17:34.350 --> 01:17:37.184
- No, no, no.
Whatever gets you out the door.

1800
01:17:37.186 --> 01:17:39.887
- Okay.
- Okay, I'll leave.
I'll leave.

1801
01:17:39.889 --> 01:17:41.389
- No, no, no, no.
I was kidding. Hold on.

1802
01:17:41.391 --> 01:17:43.624
- No. Get out.

1803
01:17:43.626 --> 01:17:45.226
- Do you want
all four clasps done?

1804
01:17:45.228 --> 01:17:48.029
- No, just one is fine,
'cause I'm not
very big breasted.

1805
01:17:48.031 --> 01:17:51.065
- Okay. There you go.
- Um, cool.

1806
01:17:51.067 --> 01:17:54.268
Thank you.
That was fun.

1807
01:17:54.270 --> 01:17:56.303
It was weird.
- It was fun.

1808
01:17:56.305 --> 01:17:58.272
- That was weird, right?
- Yeah, it was weird.

1809
01:17:58.274 --> 01:17:59.940
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

1810
01:17:59.942 --> 01:18:02.610
- I will never do..
I won't..

1811
01:18:02.612 --> 01:18:04.311
Um..

1812
01:18:05.647 --> 01:18:07.014
- Okay.
- Goodbye.

1813
01:18:07.016 --> 01:18:08.149
- Goodbye.

1814
01:18:09.418 --> 01:18:10.451
- Yeah.

1815
01:18:13.121 --> 01:18:15.222
<i>[The Barr Brothers singing</i>
<i>"The Bear At The Window"]</i>

1816
01:18:17.192 --> 01:18:20.027
- It's so hard to take
a good selfie these days.
- Mm-hmm.

1817
01:18:20.029 --> 01:18:22.630
- I mean, it's more than just
the angle you know?

1818
01:18:22.632 --> 01:18:24.298
You gotta think about lighting.

1819
01:18:24.300 --> 01:18:26.734
And I've been thinking about
getting some work done.

1820
01:18:26.736 --> 01:18:28.736
I've noticed
in my profile picture

1821
01:18:28.738 --> 01:18:30.337
that my chin looks
a little bit weak.

1822
01:18:30.339 --> 01:18:33.607
And I think that getting
surgery on my jawline

1823
01:18:33.609 --> 01:18:35.609
would really improve my profile

1824
01:18:35.611 --> 01:18:37.278
- Mm.
- Yeah.

1825
01:18:37.280 --> 01:18:39.814
So my friend knows this doctor
around here

1826
01:18:39.816 --> 01:18:41.849
and she's used him
for a couple procedures

1827
01:18:41.851 --> 01:18:43.584
and she looks amazing.

1828
01:18:43.586 --> 01:18:44.919
So I'm thinking
about using him --

1829
01:18:44.921 --> 01:18:48.689
- Well, be yourself.
Everyone else is taken, right?

1830
01:18:48.691 --> 01:18:50.624
- Um, yeah, but I just want to
be a better version

1831
01:18:50.626 --> 01:18:53.794
so in Instagram I'll have like
a lot of likes.

1832
01:18:53.796 --> 01:18:56.897
¶ ...down the drain

1833
01:18:56.899 --> 01:19:00.501
¶ I need a little hallelujah

1834
01:19:00.503 --> 01:19:05.206
¶ To feel no pain

1835
01:19:06.742 --> 01:19:07.942
¶ To feel..

1836
01:19:07.944 --> 01:19:09.877
- I think it's time.
Now, go ahead.

1837
01:19:09.879 --> 01:19:12.713
¶ ...no pain

1838
01:19:12.715 --> 01:19:15.683
¶ A song for your birthday

1839
01:19:15.685 --> 01:19:19.653
¶ A knock on your door..

1840
01:19:19.655 --> 01:19:21.322
- <i>This message is</i>
<i>for Jeffrey Lowry.</i>

1841
01:19:21.324 --> 01:19:24.125
<i>This is Stacy from Four Star</i>
<i>Furniture Rental.</i>

1842
01:19:24.127 --> 01:19:25.826
<i>We've tried to reach you</i>
<i>several times</i>

1843
01:19:25.828 --> 01:19:28.329
<i>regarding your delinquent</i>
<i>payments on your living room</i>

1844
01:19:28.331 --> 01:19:29.730
<i>and bedroom set rentals.</i>

1845
01:19:29.732 --> 01:19:31.499
<i>If the payment is not</i>
<i>received, we'll be forced</i>

1846
01:19:31.501 --> 01:19:34.101
<i>to repossess these items.</i>
<i>Please..</i>

1847
01:19:34.103 --> 01:19:36.403
¶ Rhyming with dread

1848
01:19:36.405 --> 01:19:39.874
¶ My bulldog reflection

1849
01:19:39.876 --> 01:19:45.813
¶ Stares back from
the mirror instead ¶

1850
01:19:45.815 --> 01:19:49.116
¶ I need a little hallelujah

1851
01:19:49.118 --> 01:19:54.188
¶ To feel no pain

1852
01:20:48.376 --> 01:20:50.778
- Miss Martin.
- Principal Miller.

1853
01:20:53.248 --> 01:20:55.316
- I understand you had
a very interesting summer.

1854
01:20:57.219 --> 01:20:59.453
Did you get a makeover
at the meth mall?

1855
01:20:59.455 --> 01:21:02.122
We're shaping young minds here.

1856
01:21:02.124 --> 01:21:07.228
- Yes, speaking of,
How's Enrique?

1857
01:21:07.230 --> 01:21:08.662
<i>How's his wife?</i>

1858
01:21:16.838 --> 01:21:18.138
Oh, God!

1859
01:21:18.140 --> 01:21:19.273
Alright..

1860
01:21:20.909 --> 01:21:23.210
Show of hands.

1861
01:21:23.212 --> 01:21:25.813
Who here's been watching, uh,
"Prisoner Of Love" this summer?

1862
01:21:26.882 --> 01:21:28.482
Mm? Anybody?

1863
01:21:28.484 --> 01:21:30.651
Can anybody tell me who, uh,
Johnny picked?

1864
01:21:30.653 --> 01:21:33.053
If you do, you, uh..

1865
01:21:33.055 --> 01:21:35.122
...you get this, uh,
shitty nail polish.

1866
01:21:36.625 --> 01:21:37.958
<i>No?</i>

1867
01:21:37.960 --> 01:21:39.159
<i>Great, y'all suck.</i>

1868
01:21:49.371 --> 01:21:52.406
- So...brah.

1869
01:21:53.375 --> 01:21:54.642
How was your sums?

1870
01:21:55.877 --> 01:21:57.978
- Pretty awesome.

1871
01:21:57.980 --> 01:21:59.246
- Did you party?

1872
01:21:59.248 --> 01:22:02.216
- Yeah.
- Yeah, me too.

1873
01:22:02.218 --> 01:22:04.585
I got into it a little --
- Yeah?

1874
01:22:04.587 --> 01:22:09.123
- Shot some darts,
smoked some e-cigs.

1875
01:22:09.125 --> 01:22:10.391
- I smoke real cigs.

1876
01:22:10.393 --> 01:22:14.662
- Real cigs are cool,
but...you know

1877
01:22:14.664 --> 01:22:17.564
Stephen Dorff smokes
the e-cigs.

1878
01:22:17.566 --> 01:22:18.732
- Can I get back to
the principal's office

1879
01:22:18.734 --> 01:22:22.236
or...do you need me
for anything else?

1880
01:22:22.238 --> 01:22:23.671
- You're gonna finish up
strong, right?

1881
01:22:23.673 --> 01:22:25.005
Senior year.

1882
01:22:26.508 --> 01:22:29.710
None of this stuff.
- Yeah, alright.

1883
01:22:29.712 --> 01:22:31.345
- Up top. Okay.

1884
01:22:33.381 --> 01:22:34.682
Welcome back.

1885
01:22:34.684 --> 01:22:36.417
[instrumental music]

1886
01:22:41.856 --> 01:22:43.123
- Anne, what do you want?

1887
01:22:44.359 --> 01:22:45.893
- I'm sorry.

1888
01:22:47.562 --> 01:22:49.997
I fucked up.
- Yeah, you did.

1889
01:22:49.999 --> 01:22:53.300
You've been a horrible friend
and like a shit-show

1890
01:22:53.302 --> 01:22:54.969
of a human being.

1891
01:22:54.971 --> 01:22:57.871
You think you're the only
person having
an identity crisis?

1892
01:22:57.873 --> 01:23:01.175
Okay? I -- I am
completely lost. Completely.

1893
01:23:03.778 --> 01:23:05.179
[sighs]

1894
01:23:07.415 --> 01:23:09.583
[chuckles]
Dude, you look terrible.

1895
01:23:09.585 --> 01:23:12.453
- I know --
I've been hung over
for like two months.

1896
01:23:16.291 --> 01:23:19.126
I miss you.
- I miss you, too.

1897
01:23:20.395 --> 01:23:22.296
- Give a hug.

1898
01:23:22.298 --> 01:23:23.330
Thanks.

1899
01:23:30.638 --> 01:23:32.606
[sighs]

1900
01:23:32.608 --> 01:23:34.508
Um.. Oh, geeps.

1901
01:23:34.510 --> 01:23:36.410
-  <i>What?</i>
<i>- ...and everything.</i>

1902
01:23:36.412 --> 01:23:38.212
<i>I screwed that up too.</i>

1903
01:23:38.214 --> 01:23:41.281
We've like, um..
- Oh, my God.

1904
01:23:41.283 --> 01:23:42.616
- Yeah, we had sex.

1905
01:23:42.618 --> 01:23:44.685
- Yes! Tha -- Finally!
- No, it's the worst.

1906
01:23:44.687 --> 01:23:47.287
It like fucked everything up,
and its so awkward,

1907
01:23:47.289 --> 01:23:48.789
and so cliche!

1908
01:23:48.791 --> 01:23:50.557
And I have no idea what to do.

1909
01:23:50.559 --> 01:23:53.127
- Okay, you know what?
Baby steps.

1910
01:23:53.129 --> 01:23:56.063
One, shower.
- Yeah, I smell.

1911
01:23:56.065 --> 01:23:59.033
Two, nap.

1912
01:23:59.035 --> 01:24:01.335
- Shower, nap.
- Shower, nap.

1913
01:24:01.337 --> 01:24:03.337
Maybe a little tooth-brushing.
- Yeah.

1914
01:24:03.339 --> 01:24:05.406
- That's important.
- It's been a long summer.

1915
01:24:05.408 --> 01:24:06.507
- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1916
01:24:06.509 --> 01:24:07.775
- Okay, bye.

1917
01:25:15.677 --> 01:25:16.710
[door bell dings]

1918
01:25:35.029 --> 01:25:36.830
- Mom, I'm so sorry,
I missed the party.

1919
01:25:39.467 --> 01:25:41.535
- It was hard for me
not having you here.

1920
01:25:43.271 --> 01:25:47.007
- I think subconsciously
I might have lost..

1921
01:25:47.009 --> 01:25:48.142
...track of the days.

1922
01:25:48.144 --> 01:25:49.810
You know, I know how badly
you wanted me

1923
01:25:49.812 --> 01:25:51.245
to bring someone
to the party.

1924
01:25:51.247 --> 01:25:53.313
I'm just, I'm --
I'm having a hard time.

1925
01:25:55.850 --> 01:25:57.351
- I'm sorry.
- No, no.

1926
01:25:57.353 --> 01:25:59.353
- I just think
you're terrific.

1927
01:26:02.490 --> 01:26:07.094
All I want is for my kid to be
happy with who he is.

1928
01:26:07.096 --> 01:26:08.829
Gay or straight.
- Okay.

1929
01:26:10.732 --> 01:26:12.533
- Gotta throw that
in here, huh?

1930
01:26:13.935 --> 01:26:15.435
- Hi, guys.

1931
01:26:15.437 --> 01:26:18.172
- Hey.
- Ooh, balloons arrived.

1932
01:26:18.174 --> 01:26:19.173
- Yup.

1933
01:26:21.242 --> 01:26:22.709
[knock on door]

1934
01:26:24.812 --> 01:26:26.480
- Oh, hey, man. Uh..

1935
01:26:27.649 --> 01:26:31.718
- Here's your jacket back.
- Yeah. Um..

1936
01:26:31.720 --> 01:26:35.622
Look, I -- I'd invite you in,
but I'm not
actually alone, so..

1937
01:26:35.624 --> 01:26:36.990
- Okay.
- Shit!

1938
01:26:36.992 --> 01:26:38.425
You know what, I'm just gonna
be upfront about this.

1939
01:26:38.427 --> 01:26:40.460
Um...'cause we're buddies

1940
01:26:40.462 --> 01:26:41.895
- <i>Who's here?</i>
<i>-</i> It just kinda happened.

1941
01:26:41.897 --> 01:26:43.864
We just --
- Oh.

1942
01:26:43.866 --> 01:26:45.299
[clears throat]

1943
01:26:45.301 --> 01:26:46.433
- Hey, Jeff.

1944
01:26:48.136 --> 01:26:51.071
Max took me out to
a really nice dinner

1945
01:26:51.073 --> 01:26:53.840
and we were just about to get
into some sex.

1946
01:26:53.842 --> 01:26:55.108
- Yeah. [indistinct] Barbecue.

1947
01:26:59.013 --> 01:27:03.150
- Well, I just..
I want to apologize for, uh..

1948
01:27:03.152 --> 01:27:04.484
...the way I treated you.

1949
01:27:04.486 --> 01:27:09.089
And if I was weird, or, um..

1950
01:27:09.091 --> 01:27:11.959
...there were any head games
or anything, it-it's my fault.

1951
01:27:11.961 --> 01:27:15.996
I was, I was a little bit...
out of my head, so I'm sorry.

1952
01:27:16.864 --> 01:27:18.665
- No, it's fine.

1953
01:27:18.667 --> 01:27:20.067
It doesn't matter anyway.

1954
01:27:20.069 --> 01:27:22.069
I got the sense that Brian
wasn't comfortable around you

1955
01:27:22.071 --> 01:27:23.804
and that's kind of
a deal-breaker with me.

1956
01:27:26.174 --> 01:27:28.508
I'll let you guys talk.
- Okay.

1957
01:27:29.877 --> 01:27:31.144
- Bye, Jeff.

1958
01:27:34.382 --> 01:27:36.116
- Who the fuck is Brian?

1959
01:27:37.118 --> 01:27:40.254
- Brian's her son.
- Oh.

1960
01:27:40.256 --> 01:27:42.589
- He's into rocks and space.

1961
01:27:43.992 --> 01:27:45.459
- That's lame.

1962
01:27:47.262 --> 01:27:51.565
- How does this affect
you and, uh...Anne

1963
01:27:51.567 --> 01:27:53.200
not that I'm..

1964
01:27:53.202 --> 01:27:56.670
- Look, man. Nothing happened
with Anne. Okay?

1965
01:27:56.672 --> 01:27:58.071
She had a crush,
she got over it.

1966
01:27:58.073 --> 01:28:00.140
She told me that herself,
so it's all good.

1967
01:28:04.012 --> 01:28:05.078
- Cool.

1968
01:28:05.080 --> 01:28:07.781
- Look, you're a good guy.
Okay?

1969
01:28:07.783 --> 01:28:11.618
And what you and Anne could
have, that could be
the real thing.

1970
01:28:11.620 --> 01:28:14.087
Me and Beth. I mean, come on.

1971
01:28:14.089 --> 01:28:16.023
As soon as we're done,
I'm moving on.

1972
01:28:16.025 --> 01:28:19.426
-  <i>I heard that.</i>
<i>- You okay?</i>

1973
01:28:19.428 --> 01:28:21.762
- <i>Yeah, I'm fine with it.</i>
<i>-</i> She's fine.

1974
01:28:23.564 --> 01:28:26.066
- Okay.
- Okay.

1975
01:28:31.406 --> 01:28:32.572
You're gonna be okay, Jeff.

1976
01:28:36.277 --> 01:28:37.411
You're gonna be okay.

1977
01:28:38.913 --> 01:28:40.847
Alright, you ready?
- <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

1978
01:28:40.849 --> 01:28:41.982
- Yup, get 'em off!

1979
01:29:14.782 --> 01:29:16.583
"The old man opened his eyes,
and for a moment

1980
01:29:16.585 --> 01:29:19.653
"he was coming back
from a long way away.

1981
01:29:19.655 --> 01:29:21.521
Then he smiled."

1982
01:29:29.297 --> 01:29:32.332
<i>[Lily & Madeleine singing</i>
<i>"In The Middle"]</i>

1983
01:29:49.150 --> 01:29:50.584
"That was a memorable day to me

1984
01:29:50.586 --> 01:29:52.586
for it made
great changes in me."

1985
01:29:56.257 --> 01:29:58.458
¶ The river is wide

1986
01:29:58.460 --> 01:30:00.894
¶ It's tangled and dry

1987
01:30:00.896 --> 01:30:04.564
¶ But I still remember
you here ¶

1988
01:30:05.466 --> 01:30:10.771
¶ Swimming in the middle

1989
01:30:12.039 --> 01:30:13.273
"You never really
understand a person

1990
01:30:13.275 --> 01:30:15.542
until you consider things
from his point of view."

1991
01:30:17.512 --> 01:30:19.246
[sighs]

1992
01:30:19.248 --> 01:30:23.717
¶ A red bird sings
from the sycamore tree ¶

1993
01:30:23.719 --> 01:30:27.387
¶ Some kind of eloquent echo

1994
01:30:28.456 --> 01:30:31.892
¶ I live

1995
01:30:31.894 --> 01:30:33.960
¶ In the middle

1996
01:30:33.962 --> 01:30:35.295
"I've been drunk
for about a week now

1997
01:30:35.297 --> 01:30:38.899
and I thought it might sober me
up to sit in a library."

1998
01:30:38.901 --> 01:30:43.437
¶ The shadows and leaves
unlock my heart ¶

1999
01:30:43.439 --> 01:30:46.006
¶ Just like a key

2000
01:30:46.008 --> 01:30:47.040
¶ Like a key

2001
01:30:47.042 --> 01:30:49.142
[chuckles]
Oh, my God.

2002
01:30:49.144 --> 01:30:50.177
¶ And bring you

2003
01:30:50.179 --> 01:30:51.912
It's Tommy land.

2004
01:30:53.681 --> 01:30:55.849
[laughing]

2005
01:30:55.851 --> 01:30:57.117
"I've always tried
to take the high road

2006
01:30:57.119 --> 01:30:59.486
when I get into fucked up
shit with people."

2007
01:31:00.455 --> 01:31:02.956
¶ The river is wide

2008
01:31:02.958 --> 01:31:05.091
¶ It's tangled and dry

2009
01:31:05.093 --> 01:31:08.762
¶ But I still remember
you here ¶

2010
01:31:09.764 --> 01:31:13.133
¶ Swimming

2011
01:31:13.135 --> 01:31:15.202
¶ In the middle

2012
01:31:18.739 --> 01:31:23.276
¶ A red bird sings
from the sycamore tree ¶

2013
01:31:23.278 --> 01:31:27.013
¶ Some kind of eloquent echo

2014
01:31:28.349 --> 01:31:33.487
¶ I live in the middle

2015
01:31:38.326 --> 01:31:43.263
¶ The shadows and leaves
unlock my heart ¶

2016
01:31:43.265 --> 01:31:45.899
¶ Just like a key

2017
01:31:45.901 --> 01:31:48.635
¶ Like a key

2018
01:31:48.637 --> 01:31:50.737
Hi.

2019
01:31:50.739 --> 01:31:52.072
- Hello.

2020
01:31:53.808 --> 01:31:56.042
- This is really beautiful.

2021
01:31:56.044 --> 01:31:58.445
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

2022
01:31:58.447 --> 01:31:59.779
- I'm glad.

2023
01:32:01.215 --> 01:32:03.650
- Especially
the Tommy Land part.

2024
01:32:03.652 --> 01:32:05.118
- Yeah, well,
he is the..

2025
01:32:05.120 --> 01:32:08.021
...greatest American author
who was also in Motley Crue.

2026
01:32:08.023 --> 01:32:09.856
- Yeah, I agree.

2027
01:32:11.392 --> 01:32:12.993
Did you get a bike?

2028
01:32:13.494 --> 01:32:14.928
- Oh, no.

2029
01:32:14.930 --> 01:32:16.963
I thought it would look cool if
I was standing in front of it.

2030
01:32:16.965 --> 01:32:18.732
- It looks very cool.

2031
01:32:18.734 --> 01:32:19.866
- Definitely shouldn't
have touched it.

2032
01:32:19.868 --> 01:32:21.334
[chuckles]

2033
01:32:21.336 --> 01:32:22.836
Come here.

2034
01:32:22.838 --> 01:32:24.304
How was your summer?

2035
01:32:24.306 --> 01:32:26.806
- It sucked.
- Oh, mine was the shittiest.

2036
01:32:26.808 --> 01:32:28.074
[laughing]

2037
01:32:28.076 --> 01:32:29.509
- I turned into an asshole.

2038
01:32:29.511 --> 01:32:31.878
¶ I have spent here

2039
01:32:31.880 --> 01:32:36.683
¶ I have never wondered

2040
01:32:36.685 --> 01:32:39.386
¶ I live..

2041
01:32:39.388 --> 01:32:41.688
- You know I am really sorry
about calling
the game pathetic.

2042
01:32:41.690 --> 01:32:43.156
I don't -- I don't think
the game's pathetic.

2043
01:32:43.158 --> 01:32:45.125
I love the game.

2044
01:32:45.127 --> 01:32:47.494
- I love the game
too but..

2045
01:32:47.496 --> 01:32:48.995
...it's really dorky.

2046
01:32:51.198 --> 01:32:52.999
- Yeah, but we're dorks.

2047
01:32:53.001 --> 01:32:55.168
- We are dorks and there's
nothing wrong with that.

2048
01:32:56.737 --> 01:32:59.239
- And I am King Dork.
- Yeah.

2049
01:33:03.811 --> 01:33:04.911
- You could be my queen.

2050
01:33:04.913 --> 01:33:07.147
¶ The way you sing

2051
01:33:07.149 --> 01:33:08.915
- I'd love to be your queen.

2052
01:33:08.917 --> 01:33:10.116
¶ Just like a king

2053
01:33:10.118 --> 01:33:13.019
- Well, then
we're dork royalty.

2054
01:33:13.021 --> 01:33:14.988
[laughing]
- Yeah.

2055
01:33:14.990 --> 01:33:18.091
¶ And brings you right
back home to me ¶

2056
01:33:19.393 --> 01:33:23.229
¶ And brings you right
back home to me ¶

2057
01:33:27.168 --> 01:33:29.369
- Uh, hey, guys, um, sorry.

2058
01:33:29.371 --> 01:33:30.870
Do you know what time it is?

2059
01:33:30.872 --> 01:33:32.806
- Get out of here!
- I will fucking murder
you in public!

2060
01:33:32.808 --> 01:33:35.642
- Are you serious right now?
- Bad timing!

2061
01:33:38.012 --> 01:33:39.512
[moaning]

2062
01:33:45.786 --> 01:33:48.788
- Just so you know,
I was never fully
comfortable with Brian.

2063
01:33:48.790 --> 01:33:50.957
¶ ...you can call me dangerous
'cause I'm just.. ¶

2064
01:33:50.959 --> 01:33:52.492
- Why?
Because he's a magician?

2065
01:33:52.494 --> 01:33:56.429
Or because he's
an extraordinarily intelligent

2066
01:33:56.431 --> 01:33:58.064
person for his age group --

2067
01:33:58.066 --> 01:34:00.233
- He can be a magician,
He can be a magician

2068
01:34:00.235 --> 01:34:02.802
and not wear a cape around
the house with nothing else on.

2069
01:34:02.804 --> 01:34:05.171
[laughing]
- Who's Brian?

2070
01:34:05.173 --> 01:34:07.741
- You don't look like you have
bones under your skin.

2071
01:34:07.743 --> 01:34:10.243
Like you're just...all..

2072
01:34:11.012 --> 01:34:12.746
...baby body meat.

2073
01:34:12.748 --> 01:34:14.814
[laughing]

2074
01:34:16.784 --> 01:34:20.186
<i>- Wait, why are you hanging</i>
<i>out at kids' schools?</i>

2075
01:34:20.188 --> 01:34:21.354
<i>- Yeah, what were you</i>
<i>doing by the school?</i>

2076
01:34:21.356 --> 01:34:24.257
- It was just random.
I was watching someone.

2077
01:34:24.259 --> 01:34:25.291
<i>- Who?</i>

2078
01:34:25.293 --> 01:34:27.394
[laughing]

2079
01:34:27.396 --> 01:34:28.728
- A little discharge.

2080
01:34:28.730 --> 01:34:31.331
Okay, I'm gonna write down
a little discharge.

2081
01:34:31.333 --> 01:34:33.333
And I'm gonna write Anne

2082
01:34:33.335 --> 01:34:34.868
right next
to a little discharge.

2083
01:34:34.870 --> 01:34:35.902
[Anne laughs]

2084
01:34:37.772 --> 01:34:40.006
[laughing]

2085
01:34:40.008 --> 01:34:41.775
- Put Beth on the phone.

2086
01:34:41.777 --> 01:34:45.545
Put Beth on the phone right now
'cause I'm gonna eat the.. No!

2087
01:34:45.547 --> 01:34:46.746
I'm not gonna say it..

2088
01:34:46.748 --> 01:34:48.915
Eat the shit out
of his butthole.

2089
01:34:49.984 --> 01:34:52.485
[laughing]

2090
01:34:52.487 --> 01:34:53.753
- You're the Rickolas.

2091
01:34:53.755 --> 01:34:55.155
- I'm a grown man!
- You're the nasty guy.

2092
01:34:55.157 --> 01:34:56.389
- And you're treating me
like a child.

2093
01:34:56.391 --> 01:34:57.524
- Well, you're acting
like a child.

2094
01:34:57.526 --> 01:34:58.558
- How am I..

2095
01:34:58.560 --> 01:34:59.926
[squealing]

2096
01:34:59.928 --> 01:35:01.094
- Right. Ow!

2097
01:35:01.096 --> 01:35:02.195
[laughing]

2098
01:35:02.197 --> 01:35:03.596
- Oh, God..

2099
01:35:03.598 --> 01:35:06.366
- I just want you to know
that I know it was Brian

2100
01:35:06.368 --> 01:35:08.201
that took a shit in my car.

2101
01:35:08.203 --> 01:35:09.769
[chuckles]
- He took a shit in your car?

2102
01:35:09.771 --> 01:35:11.971
- Oh, yeah.
He took a shit in my car.

2103
01:35:11.973 --> 01:35:13.339
I saw him go in there.

2104
01:35:13.341 --> 01:35:15.942
I saw him perch like
an owl on the back seat.

2105
01:35:15.944 --> 01:35:18.478
And then when I got in
the front seat there was a big

2106
01:35:18.480 --> 01:35:19.846
deuce in the back.

2107
01:35:19.848 --> 01:35:22.048
- Her parents are, um,
super-creative.

2108
01:35:22.050 --> 01:35:24.217
That's why they gave her
the name Samanda.

2109
01:35:24.219 --> 01:35:26.820
They're both artists.
<i>- What kind of art</i>
<i>do they do?</i>

2110
01:35:26.822 --> 01:35:28.655
- They make rugs.

2111
01:35:28.657 --> 01:35:29.889
<i>- Then they're rug makers.</i>

2112
01:35:29.891 --> 01:35:31.291
- No, they're artists.

2113
01:35:31.293 --> 01:35:33.126
You have to be an artist
to make a beautiful rug.

2114
01:35:33.128 --> 01:35:34.294
Sorry. You have to make..

2115
01:35:34.296 --> 01:35:36.296
[laughing]

2116
01:35:37.565 --> 01:35:39.566
[retching]

2117
01:35:40.701 --> 01:35:41.968
[laughing]

2118
01:35:43.738 --> 01:35:46.139
<i>- Also, this.</i>
<i>- Yeah, well,</i>
<i>I don't know what this is.</i>

2119
01:35:46.141 --> 01:35:47.974
[laughs]
- That?

2120
01:35:47.976 --> 01:35:51.344
<i>- Well, when you do that,</i>
<i>it just, it makes</i>
<i>you look super..</i>

2121
01:35:51.346 --> 01:35:52.779
- Like I'm whipping money?

2122
01:35:52.781 --> 01:35:53.947
[laughs]

2123
01:35:53.949 --> 01:35:55.749
<i>- No.</i>

2124
01:35:55.751 --> 01:35:57.650
- Hey, let me try it.

2125
01:35:57.652 --> 01:35:58.785
Cool.

2126
01:35:58.787 --> 01:36:00.787
[laughing]

2127
01:36:02.523 --> 01:36:04.758
<i>- No.</i>
<i>- See?</i>

2128
01:36:04.760 --> 01:36:08.027
- It just sounded like a
question but also a complaint.

2129
01:36:08.029 --> 01:36:09.462
<i>- Did it?</i>

2130
01:36:09.464 --> 01:36:11.464
[laughing]

2131
01:36:14.869 --> 01:36:16.703
<i>- What kind of</i>
<i>dirt would get..</i>

2132
01:36:16.705 --> 01:36:18.071
<i>...under there?</i>

2133
01:36:18.073 --> 01:36:19.672
- Like gravel.
<i>- Okay,</i>
<i>so you killed a woman.</i>

2134
01:36:19.674 --> 01:36:22.876
- No, I just know,
because I've seen movies
and I've read books.

2135
01:36:22.878 --> 01:36:25.078
<i>- About killing women?</i>
<i>So you're interested in it.</i>

2136
01:36:25.080 --> 01:36:27.046
- No. I'm not.
I was forced to.

2137
01:36:27.048 --> 01:36:29.282
<i>- Forced?</i>
<i>- I was forced to read books</i>
<i>about killing women.</i>

2138
01:36:29.284 --> 01:36:31.050
<i>- By who?</i>
<i>- Him.</i>

2139
01:36:31.052 --> 01:36:33.052
[laughing]