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Attention, all you trick-or-treaters,
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it's time to get your ghoul on,
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for tonight is All Hallow's Eve,
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my favorite time of the year.
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Our little town really comes alive
on October 31st,
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when witches and devils, imps
and monsters roam our town.
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As the holiday activities begin,
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the streets are filled with all kinds
of creatures of the night.
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Some wear masks to disguise
their dark intentions,
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while others choose
to hide in plain sight.
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So warning to those of you collecting
your treats and filling your bellies.
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Keep your wits about you
and don't forget to check your candy.
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Hey, Mikey, slow down.
You're gonna make yourself sick.
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What'd I miss?
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Just Mikey being
a human garbage disposal.
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I see.
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Seriously, Mikey, you better
save some for Sweet Tooth.
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Who's Sweet Tooth?
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About 50 years ago, Timothy Blake
lived on this very street.
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Timmy loved Halloween.
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He loved to dress up. Most of all...
he loved trick-or-treating.
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But he was always sad
when he had to go home.
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But that's the best part. That's when
you get to eat all the candy.
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Not for Timmy.
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See, Timmy's parents were really strict.
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They would let him go out
trick-or-treating, but...
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they never let him eat any of the candy.
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They said eating candy would make him fat
and lazy and rot his teeth.
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Go to your room, son.
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Why let him go trick-or-treating then
if he couldn't have any candy?
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What do they do with it all?
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That's exactly what Timmy
wanted to know.
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So one Halloween,
Timmy snuck downstairs to find out.
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Where'd he get all this?
Did you find it?
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Suck on this!
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There's my candy bar!
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What did he do?
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No!
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No, no, no!
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After he killed his parents,
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Timmy finally had
his first piece of candy.
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He was hooked.
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He ate every last piece
his parents hadn't.
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- But...
- What?
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He wanted more.
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But there wasn't any left.
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Yes, there was.
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No way.
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Timmy ate all the candy he could find
inside his parents, but...
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- What?
- He wanted more.
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Now every Halloween,
every single Halloween since,
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his evil spirit comes back
trick-or-treating.
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If you don't share your candy with him,
he will come and take it, all of it,
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even the candy you've already eaten.
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Anything to satisfy his sweet tooth.
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Lizzy, is it true what Kyle said?
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It was just a story, Mikey.
He was just trying to scare you.
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He's a douchebag.
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Get some sleep.
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As long as they have you...
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- What are you doing?
- Celebrating.
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I think Mikey almost shit his pants.
Thanks for the assist.
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We'll be lucky if he gets
any sleep tonight.
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I think we might have taken it too far.
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Come on, Liz. The Sweet Tooth story's
a Halloween tradition.
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Every kid in town falls for it.
It's like a rite of passage.
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I know, but you didn't have
to be such a...
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- An awesome guy?
- A douchebag.
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His words, not mine.
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Peace offering?
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Trick or treat.
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Get out in that field.
It could be a barn fire.
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Oh, my God.
I can't believe we ate it all.
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I feel sick.
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Wh... where you going?
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I'm going to get some Pepto
before we both get sick.
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Better hurry.
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You know we are going
to have to get more candy.
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Don't say the C-word.
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Hit him in the head,
right between the eyes.
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Good shot.
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Okay, he's dead. Let's go get him.
That's another one for the fire.
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Trick or treat.
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Mikey?
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
Don't puke! Don't puke!
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You gonna live?
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You better get going.
Mikey's parents will be home soon.
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Kyle.
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Kyle!
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Trick or treat.
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- Lizzy!
- Mikey!
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I'm too tired.
I don't wanna drive her home.
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I don't eith...
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- Jesus, Mikey.
- Don't yell at him tonight. It's Halloween.
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- I'm too drunk to yell at him.
- Trick or treat, by the way. Trick or treat.
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- Do you want a treat?
- Yes.
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- Do you want a treat from me?
- I want a trick first.
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- What about the babysitter?
- Okay, okay.
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I'm gonna keep this thing on.
I promise you that, okay?
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Absolutely you can tuck me in.
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They ate all of my candy.
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I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.
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It's 3 p.m., and we're dressed
like assholes.
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I can talk you into anything I want
dressed like this.
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- Gross! I'm right here.
- You mad that your sister took your costume?
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How can you even breathe in that thing?
It's 100 fucking degrees outside.
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- You get used to it.
- Leave him alone. He likes his dorky outfit.
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Oh, my God, Billy! I am an idiot.
I totally forgot to ask.
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- Did your mother dress up this year?
- What?
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Is your mother in a slutty costume
like your sister?
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- Hey!
- What?
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You remember your mom brought you to school
in that Catwoman outfit one year?
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- We still talk about it.
- You're such a pig.
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- Can't we just go trick-or-treating?
- Is he special? It's not even dark yet.
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Plus, I think it's time you do Halloween
like the big kids.
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Todd, don't.
Do we have to do this every year?
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- Do what?
- Pranks. Do the tricks and get the treats.
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With us, tonight.
Billy, you love candy, right?
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- Yeah.
- And you also love Halloween.
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'Cause you're dressed like a retarded
6-year-old from Leave it to Beaver.
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No offense.
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But you know who doesn't love Halloween?
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Your next-door neighbor.
He has to watch you spaz out every year.
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And does he even put up any decorations
or leave the lights on
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or leave out a bowl of candy?
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No way. Why would we egg anyone?
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Why do you think kids tag
his house every year?
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It's been going on for as long as I can
remember. It's a Halloween tradition.
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It kind of is. I actually started
when I was about your age too.
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Plus, if you don't, I will tell everyone
that you pissed your pants.
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- But I don't pee...
- No one else will know, Captain Pisspants.
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Billy Captain Pisspants
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Billy Captain Pisspants...
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But I don't pee in my pants.
Really? Fine.
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Go. Up there.
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, shoot!
- Holy shit, run.
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Oh, shit!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Nice costume.
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I didn't... I mean, I had no idea.
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No idea that what?
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That you terrible children have been
destroying my home for years?
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He said... They told me it was
a Halloween tradition to prank.
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Quiet!
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Young man...
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tonight... you are going to learn...
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what a real Halloween...
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prank... is.
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By the way, Billy, is your mother
dressing up again this year?
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Yeah!
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Ladies, Happy Halloween.
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Boo! Boo!
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Come on.
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Happy Hallo... ween.
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Candy rots your teeth.
Can't have that, can we?
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- Don't forget to floss!
- What an asshole.
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Happy Halloween!
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- What the hell?
- Hey!
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- Billy, what the hell, man?
- Billy, you little shit!
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What are you doing? Is that gasoline?
Are you joking me?
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What are you doing out here by yourself?
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It's not funny! It is not funny!
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Give me the candy!
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- Hold that.
- He's got a gun!
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That's it! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go! Get the trick-or-treater!
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It's tight! Tight in the shirt!
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- It's a heart attack.
- Oh, my God.
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Are you okay?
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- Aren't you Adrianne Curry?
- Yes.
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Might I have your autograph?
Big fan, big fan!
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Adrianne Curry!
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- How many Twitter followers do you have?
- 500 thousand?
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500 thousand and one.
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Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em! I want candy!
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I guess we'll come back again.
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Good going, little buddy!
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Excellent work back there, Mordecai.
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Now if you'd be so kind
as to untie our guest.
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What? I thought you were gonna show me
what a real Halloween prank was.
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Oh, I believe I did.
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And I believe you'll find
some visitors at your home.
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Why don't you just
run along now, little boy?
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You know, your mother's going to have
a lot more free time on her hands now.
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I just want you to know
that I plan to be here for her.
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Freeze! Let me see your hands!
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- Get on the ground!
- Hands behind your head!
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- Don't you move.
- Did you just pee yourself?
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He totally just peed himself!
What the hell's wrong with you?
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I wonder what happened
to the ones from last year.
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Each year we spend good money
on these things,
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come out here, and the ones
from last year's gone.
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Flowers die. The caretaker
or somebody takes them away.
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Yeah, a little spit and polish
will clean this up.
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Hey, hey...
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check this one out. Awesome?
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You're disgusting!
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There's a movie on.
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- Trick or treat!
- Here you go.
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- Thank you!
- You look great.
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Why are there so many pirates this year?
It's like every other kid's got an eyepatch.
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- Maybe they're all missing eyes.
- You're so bad.
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Bunch of gimpy kids
with peg legs and patches.
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Give me some candy, matey!
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You're stupid.
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- Your turn.
- Man!
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- Go.
- Fine, fine, fine.
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- You're acting like a child!
- They're coming for you!
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Look! There comes one of them now.
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- He'll hear you.
- Here he comes. I'm getting out.
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- Can you say trick-or-treat?
- Hey, there, princess.
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What do you say?
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That-a-girl.
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Hey, you want some rum and cider?
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- No thanks.
- Cheers!
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Bye.
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Change your mind already?
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It's a witch. Awesome.
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Trick or treat?
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Nelson, you're drunk.
She's supposed to say that.
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Dummy.
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Trick or treat?
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Trick.
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Nelson.
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Nelson? Nelson!
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- What's wrong? What happened?
- Oh, my God.
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What's wrong?
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Baby, baby! What? Oh, my...
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What the fuck?
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It was the girl!
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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- What the hell?
- What's wrong? I'll call 911!
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- We've gotta get to a hospital!
- What are you guys, fucking idiots?
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Give me my purse, and I'll get the car.
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Nelson, stay with me, baby!
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Fuck!
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Goddamn it!
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Fuck!
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No.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God!
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Where's the car?
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00:26:39.664 --> 00:26:42.749
- What the fuck happened?
- The little kid!
246
00:26:46.264 --> 00:26:48.566
What? What is it?
247
00:26:48.666 --> 00:26:50.749
Maria, she...
248
00:26:51.424 --> 00:26:53.833
- What?
- Oh, shit. Holy shit!
249
00:30:10.797 --> 00:30:12.483
No.
250
00:30:18.084 --> 00:30:19.702
Please don't. Please.
251
00:30:21.184 --> 00:30:25.269
- Happy Halloween, you fucking sicko.
- No!
252
00:30:41.017 --> 00:30:44.851
Now here's a tale for all you hood rats
over there across town
253
00:30:44.951 --> 00:30:47.519
on the wrong side of the tracks.
254
00:30:47.619 --> 00:30:50.452
Keep your heads up and your butts down
255
00:30:50.552 --> 00:30:53.469
'cause the weak need
all the help they can get
256
00:30:53.569 --> 00:30:58.269
when the wicked come out to ride
on All Hallow's Eve.
257
00:31:12.351 --> 00:31:15.519
No, no. Wait, wait, guys.
258
00:31:15.619 --> 00:31:19.103
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second. Wait.
259
00:31:22.817 --> 00:31:26.378
Ain't you a little old
for Halloween candy, Sheriff?
260
00:31:51.218 --> 00:31:52.785
Show me piggy's trotters.
261
00:31:52.885 --> 00:31:57.485
Please, Alice, please, please,
please, please. Alice, please.
262
00:31:57.585 --> 00:32:00.735
Alice, guys, hang on, hang on.
263
00:32:01.451 --> 00:32:04.402
No, no, no, wait. Wait, wait.
264
00:33:11.451 --> 00:33:13.756
I know you, stranger?
265
00:33:55.817 --> 00:33:59.819
It spills the blood of the wicked
where the wicked have harmed the weak.
266
00:34:00.818 --> 00:34:04.502
Think you turned yourself
into a monster with that suit, boy?
267
00:34:31.050 --> 00:34:32.801
Mount up.
268
00:36:22.284 --> 00:36:24.185
Mom?
269
00:36:24.285 --> 00:36:25.969
Dad?
270
00:36:59.617 --> 00:37:02.067
You'd be little Jimmy Henson.
271
00:37:06.583 --> 00:37:08.635
They didn't do nothing to you.
272
00:37:11.017 --> 00:37:13.102
Hold him down.
273
00:37:36.218 --> 00:37:40.158
When the word is carved in flesh,
the call is sent.
274
00:37:40.258 --> 00:37:42.583
Return them to the location
of their offense.
275
00:37:42.683 --> 00:37:44.368
Punch him!
276
00:38:06.383 --> 00:38:08.451
You know...
277
00:38:09.350 --> 00:38:11.681
it's kinda poetic, really.
278
00:38:14.283 --> 00:38:16.002
You...
279
00:38:18.951 --> 00:38:20.836
us...
280
00:38:25.900 --> 00:38:27.619
together...
281
00:38:29.850 --> 00:38:32.702
on All Hallow's Eve!
282
00:38:41.717 --> 00:38:43.635
There are no monsters here.
283
00:38:45.850 --> 00:38:47.935
Just me.
284
00:39:37.484 --> 00:39:41.033
Spirits roam the earth tonight.
285
00:39:41.918 --> 00:39:44.168
Do you know why wear costumes
on Halloween?
286
00:39:46.150 --> 00:39:49.776
It's so the dead won't know who's alive.
287
00:39:50.618 --> 00:39:54.952
Their night. And while some of them
like mingling with the living,
288
00:39:55.351 --> 00:39:59.466
there are others who don't like
to be seen at all.
289
00:40:00.885 --> 00:40:02.951
There's one ghost...
290
00:40:03.051 --> 00:40:06.927
who hates it
more than any of the others.
291
00:40:08.517 --> 00:40:12.352
Mary Bailey was
laughed at her whole life.
292
00:40:13.151 --> 00:40:17.451
She died being bullied and unloved.
293
00:40:18.184 --> 00:40:23.268
All because she had a disfigured face.
294
00:40:25.350 --> 00:40:27.952
But now it's her turn
to have the last laugh.
295
00:40:29.750 --> 00:40:31.978
She comes back every Halloween
296
00:40:32.078 --> 00:40:36.235
to taunt the living and to laugh
at them behind their backs.
297
00:40:38.051 --> 00:40:39.581
So...
298
00:40:39.681 --> 00:40:42.670
just a word of warning tonight. If...
299
00:40:42.770 --> 00:40:46.318
you find yourself alone on the way back,
300
00:40:46.818 --> 00:40:49.718
and you hear an evil cackle
301
00:40:49.818 --> 00:40:52.718
and footsteps behind you,
302
00:40:52.818 --> 00:40:54.985
I wouldn't turn around...
303
00:40:55.284 --> 00:40:59.351
because if she finds you looking,
304
00:40:59.551 --> 00:41:02.406
when you least expect it,
305
00:41:03.281 --> 00:41:04.989
she's gonna take your eyes.
306
00:41:09.618 --> 00:41:11.818
Very funny. Good one, you guys.
307
00:41:11.918 --> 00:41:13.984
We never miss a chance to make you jump.
308
00:41:14.084 --> 00:41:16.568
- God bless 'em.
- You're all in on it?
309
00:41:16.918 --> 00:41:20.851
Well, we couldn't resist.
You scare so easily!
310
00:41:20.951 --> 00:41:23.468
You're lucky it's Halloween.
311
00:41:24.250 --> 00:41:26.779
Cheers, my baby.
312
00:41:26.879 --> 00:41:29.735
- Mom.
- Let's have a drink!
313
00:41:33.884 --> 00:41:35.201
Are you good to drive?
314
00:41:35.301 --> 00:41:38.586
Oh, yeah. I'm not that far,
and I'm not that drunk.
315
00:41:39.785 --> 00:41:41.451
What are you...
316
00:41:41.551 --> 00:41:44.618
- Are you still driving that piece of crap?
- I love that piece of crap.
317
00:41:44.718 --> 00:41:46.618
- Oh, bye, guys.
- Lovely party.
318
00:41:46.718 --> 00:41:48.819
- Thank you.
- Bye.
319
00:41:50.017 --> 00:41:52.518
All right, well, thank you for coming
to the Halloween party.
320
00:41:52.618 --> 00:41:55.652
Come on, I know how much
this means to you.
321
00:41:56.651 --> 00:41:58.870
Well, all right.
322
00:42:00.451 --> 00:42:02.118
- Good night, Mom.
- Drive safe.
323
00:42:02.218 --> 00:42:03.751
I will.
324
00:42:03.851 --> 00:42:07.902
- See you before next year.
- Yeah! Duh!
325
00:42:12.040 --> 00:42:15.818
A song to get you to the other side
of the witching hour.
326
00:42:44.316 --> 00:42:46.134
Oh, God.
327
00:42:48.217 --> 00:42:50.101
Oh, shit.
328
00:42:50.417 --> 00:42:52.235
Okay.
329
00:43:00.784 --> 00:43:02.151
Oh, come on.
330
00:43:03.509 --> 00:43:05.501
Shit!
331
00:43:07.450 --> 00:43:09.218
Oh, God.
332
00:43:09.318 --> 00:43:10.917
Shit.
333
00:43:11.017 --> 00:43:13.170
Oh, shit.
334
00:43:14.551 --> 00:43:16.284
Let's see.
335
00:43:16.384 --> 00:43:18.502
Oh, shit!
336
00:43:31.550 --> 00:43:33.168
Oh, shit.
337
00:44:23.151 --> 00:44:25.959
Mary Bailey bullshit!
338
00:45:06.183 --> 00:45:09.511
Don't look, don't look, don't look.
339
00:46:37.984 --> 00:46:41.865
Baby, you scared Mommy!
What are you doing?
340
00:47:00.817 --> 00:47:04.390
What is it, Baby?
What are you looking at?
341
00:47:08.117 --> 00:47:11.602
Baby? Where you going?
342
00:47:41.328 --> 00:47:43.934
Trick or treat!
343
00:47:54.750 --> 00:47:57.585
Look at all those children out there.
344
00:47:59.084 --> 00:48:00.817
It's not fair.
345
00:48:01.507 --> 00:48:03.574
I know, honey.
346
00:48:05.118 --> 00:48:07.068
But look.
347
00:48:09.149 --> 00:48:11.202
Trick or treat.
348
00:48:14.716 --> 00:48:17.418
- What are you doing, Jack?
- I don't know. I thought...
349
00:48:17.518 --> 00:48:20.318
Dressing our dog up like Rapunzel
350
00:48:20.418 --> 00:48:22.950
would make me forget
that we don't have a child?
351
00:48:23.050 --> 00:48:25.118
- Gretel.
- What?
352
00:48:25.218 --> 00:48:28.617
She's supposed to be Gretel, you know?
353
00:48:28.717 --> 00:48:30.834
Like Hansel and Gretel?
354
00:48:58.951 --> 00:49:01.668
Where is my child?
355
00:49:24.050 --> 00:49:26.299
I couldn't give her what she wanted.
356
00:49:27.850 --> 00:49:31.134
Where is my child?
357
00:49:32.616 --> 00:49:34.951
Tonight we embrace the situation, Jack.
358
00:49:35.051 --> 00:49:38.084
No hiding in the dark.
We're gonna have fun.
359
00:49:38.184 --> 00:49:40.285
We need to have fun.
360
00:49:41.284 --> 00:49:44.118
This isn't gonna upset you,
is it, honey?
361
00:49:44.218 --> 00:49:46.935
Why would adorable children
coming to our door upset me, Jack?
362
00:49:53.350 --> 00:49:55.384
Trick or treat!
363
00:49:55.484 --> 00:49:57.848
Well, hello, my little pretties.
364
00:49:57.948 --> 00:50:00.610
- And what are we supposed to be?
- Witch!
365
00:50:00.710 --> 00:50:02.726
- I'm the devil.
- Alien.
366
00:50:02.926 --> 00:50:06.951
Oh, you are, are you? Pleasantries aside,
I assume you're here for candy.
367
00:50:07.051 --> 00:50:08.956
- Yeah.
- Good!
368
00:50:09.056 --> 00:50:13.917
Hansel here has lots of candy.
But we've been using it to fatten him up,
369
00:50:14.017 --> 00:50:17.788
so I can eat him, just like I ate
his little sister Gretel.
370
00:50:28.050 --> 00:50:31.978
I ate her ear last,
so she could hear herself be eaten.
371
00:50:35.351 --> 00:50:37.168
Hansel?
372
00:50:39.514 --> 00:50:42.533
Would you like some of mein candies?
373
00:50:51.717 --> 00:50:53.314
Don't forget your line.
374
00:50:55.915 --> 00:50:57.584
Trick or treat!
375
00:50:57.784 --> 00:51:01.101
I ate her ear last,
so she could hear me chew.
376
00:51:56.516 --> 00:51:58.317
Maybe we should call it a night.
377
00:51:58.417 --> 00:52:01.433
You know, go to bed early,
forget about all this.
378
00:52:10.382 --> 00:52:14.268
- Why do you make me do it?
- I don't mean to.
379
00:52:19.083 --> 00:52:21.767
Aren't they just so darn cute?
380
00:52:21.867 --> 00:52:24.950
I could just eat them up.
381
00:52:25.616 --> 00:52:28.035
I'm gonna make cookies!
382
00:52:44.083 --> 00:52:47.169
Maybe we just have bad luck, Jack.
383
00:52:48.483 --> 00:52:52.272
Or maybe I'm pregnant right now,
and we just don't even know it.
384
00:53:07.783 --> 00:53:09.634
Happy Halloween!
385
00:53:24.150 --> 00:53:28.400
There, there. Are you lost, little one?
386
00:53:31.016 --> 00:53:34.350
I can take you back to the sidewalk
to help you look for your mother.
387
00:53:37.083 --> 00:53:40.411
It's okay. You wanna come inside?
It's safe in there.
388
00:53:43.816 --> 00:53:46.300
Is this one yours?
389
00:53:48.017 --> 00:53:49.267
Toby?
390
00:53:51.050 --> 00:53:54.020
I told you not to run away like that.
391
00:53:57.616 --> 00:53:59.434
Thank you.
392
00:54:26.049 --> 00:54:30.068
- What's wrong with me, Jack?
- Maybe people like us shouldn't have kids.
393
00:54:33.016 --> 00:54:35.409
The things you do to me,
394
00:54:35.834 --> 00:54:37.907
the way you hurt me,
395
00:54:38.007 --> 00:54:40.300
I couldn't let you do that to a child.
396
00:54:40.950 --> 00:54:44.734
I saw a doctor, and he made it
so that I couldn't give you one.
397
00:54:49.899 --> 00:54:51.215
I'm sorry.
398
00:55:00.232 --> 00:55:01.984
You...
399
00:55:22.316 --> 00:55:24.521
Please! No!
400
00:55:39.250 --> 00:55:42.301
I'm melting!
401
00:57:23.450 --> 00:57:29.900
Who dares disturb the sleep of the dead?
402
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:32.884
I'm guessing you guys.
403
00:57:34.250 --> 00:57:36.401
What the hell?
404
00:57:51.716 --> 00:57:54.001
- That's enough.
- That's enough.
405
00:58:04.250 --> 00:58:06.250
We need a little bit more
black over on this.
406
00:58:06.350 --> 00:58:07.985
What?
407
00:58:09.083 --> 00:58:12.117
Hey, Dr. Cadaverino! How you doin'?
408
00:58:12.517 --> 00:58:15.983
- Would you turn the music down?
- What? I'm sorry. It's a little loud out here.
409
00:58:16.083 --> 00:58:19.917
I would like you to turn the music down.
410
00:58:20.872 --> 00:58:24.784
I'd like to help you out, but it's fucking
Halloween, you know! My favorite holiday.
411
00:58:24.884 --> 00:58:29.150
- It's a sacred holiday.
- Exactly! You get it, right?
412
00:58:29.250 --> 00:58:33.484
Look at you, with that whole undead
Dr. Nosferatu thing you got going on.
413
00:58:33.584 --> 00:58:37.918
- You really threw down with that, man.
- Look, you knew...
414
00:58:38.717 --> 00:58:43.537
I have been doing
this display exactly as-is
415
00:58:43.637 --> 00:58:46.235
for the past 20 years.
416
00:58:47.617 --> 00:58:52.787
- Yeah, we can tell.
- Would you please turn the music down?
417
00:58:52.887 --> 00:58:55.580
And you, it's after dark.
Close the dairy.
418
00:58:55.680 --> 00:58:57.817
Fuck off, old man.
419
00:58:57.917 --> 00:59:01.417
Dude, monster up!
Don't be such a party pooper.
420
00:59:01.517 --> 00:59:03.483
This is what's beautiful.
421
00:59:03.583 --> 00:59:07.592
This is what's been lost
because of you...
422
00:59:07.692 --> 00:59:09.708
and this.
423
00:59:11.549 --> 00:59:13.797
I like what you did over there, man.
424
00:59:13.897 --> 00:59:16.668
You're like a cute little kiddie show.
425
00:59:16.868 --> 00:59:19.027
Like a spooky daycare.
426
00:59:21.949 --> 00:59:24.567
Yeah! That's the spirit!
427
00:59:40.283 --> 00:59:41.916
Hey, asshole!
428
00:59:42.016 --> 00:59:46.291
Of course you realize this means war.
429
00:59:47.482 --> 00:59:50.682
No! Don't do it!
430
01:00:00.049 --> 01:00:01.816
Fight, everybody!
431
01:00:01.916 --> 01:00:05.150
Do you know what would perk up
this candy-ass display?
432
01:00:05.550 --> 01:00:08.552
- Some motherfucking blood.
- No!
433
01:00:13.816 --> 01:00:17.067
You got him! Kick his ass, man!
434
01:00:33.647 --> 01:00:38.101
Hey, hey, I got 20 bucks
on the scientist! 20 bucks! 20 bucks!
435
01:01:07.819 --> 01:01:09.964
Yeah, baby!
436
01:01:12.049 --> 01:01:13.768
Go, fucker, go!
437
01:01:26.049 --> 01:01:28.600
Yeah! Get him, baby!
438
01:01:36.220 --> 01:01:38.233
Come on! Come on!
439
01:01:38.333 --> 01:01:41.438
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight...
440
01:01:59.416 --> 01:02:00.734
Oh, shit.
441
01:02:31.015 --> 01:02:33.582
In olden days, on this night,
it was believed
442
01:02:33.682 --> 01:02:38.283
that the veil between our world
and the spirit world was at its thinnest.
443
01:02:38.383 --> 01:02:40.250
So be careful.
444
01:02:40.350 --> 01:02:43.283
However terrifying
you might think you look,
445
01:02:43.383 --> 01:02:47.183
there's always something worse
lurking out there.
446
01:02:47.283 --> 01:02:49.293
And on Halloween,
447
01:02:49.393 --> 01:02:52.077
nothing is what it seems.
448
01:03:07.249 --> 01:03:09.828
Please! No!
449
01:03:16.866 --> 01:03:18.451
Help me!
450
01:04:05.082 --> 01:04:07.555
Casey!
451
01:04:21.516 --> 01:04:23.501
Please, no!
452
01:04:28.382 --> 01:04:32.283
You don't have to do this! No! No!
453
01:04:32.383 --> 01:04:34.467
No more.
454
01:05:52.248 --> 01:05:54.034
Hi!
455
01:05:55.715 --> 01:05:57.536
Hello.
456
01:05:57.636 --> 01:05:59.167
Trick or treat.
457
01:06:06.848 --> 01:06:09.883
- Trick or treat.
- I don't know.
458
01:06:09.983 --> 01:06:11.334
Trick or treat.
459
01:06:13.116 --> 01:06:15.667
Trick or treat. Trick or treat.
460
01:06:17.749 --> 01:06:19.832
Trick or treat.
461
01:06:20.200 --> 01:06:22.550
Trick or treat. Trick or treat.
462
01:06:27.116 --> 01:06:30.666
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
463
01:09:18.149 --> 01:09:20.200
Trick or treat.
464
01:09:29.548 --> 01:09:33.616
Are you kids still up,
or are you tucked away in bed?
465
01:09:33.716 --> 01:09:37.203
The night isn't over,
and you're far from safe.
466
01:09:37.582 --> 01:09:41.121
So here's a little something
to keep you company.
467
01:09:44.016 --> 01:09:45.666
Mask.
468
01:09:47.515 --> 01:09:49.249
Why do I gotta be the princess?
469
01:09:49.349 --> 01:09:53.483
'Cause we only have two masks, and I sure
as shit ain't going as a princess.
470
01:09:54.283 --> 01:09:56.667
Here he comes. Get ready.
471
01:10:03.515 --> 01:10:05.008
Oh, boy...
472
01:10:05.108 --> 01:10:08.250
can you imagine what it's like
to have your daddy as a millionaire?
473
01:10:08.549 --> 01:10:12.101
Just dad... look
at the spoiled little brat.
474
01:10:15.548 --> 01:10:19.100
Robbing banks is one thing.
I don't know about kidnapping.
475
01:10:22.082 --> 01:10:23.245
Oh, my God. Seriously, Dutch.
476
01:10:23.345 --> 01:10:26.369
Please don't give me that moral bullshit.
We're not gonna hurt him.
477
01:10:26.469 --> 01:10:30.500
And Rex Enterprise is gonna handle
a measly ransom, believe me.
478
01:10:32.715 --> 01:10:35.416
You know, if we're gonna do this,
our window is right now.
479
01:10:35.516 --> 01:10:39.584
- We're never getting a better opportunity.
- Shut up. Just shut up! Let's just do this.
480
01:10:40.363 --> 01:10:42.800
- Let's just do this.
- All right.
481
01:10:55.682 --> 01:10:59.516
Oh, you're such a cutie.
I love your costume.
482
01:10:59.616 --> 01:11:02.967
There you go. Have fun. Happy Halloween!
483
01:11:07.848 --> 01:11:10.533
- Trick or treat.
- Aren't you a little old for trick-or-treating?
484
01:11:10.633 --> 01:11:14.008
- You're never too old for sugar, mama.
- Get lost!
485
01:11:24.481 --> 01:11:26.449
Hello, kid.
486
01:11:26.749 --> 01:11:29.867
Don't scream, don't run.
We won't hurt ya.
487
01:11:32.381 --> 01:11:35.566
I'm not here to steal
your fucking candy, kid.
488
01:11:44.781 --> 01:11:47.783
Well, I must say, that was...
that's pretty easy.
489
01:11:47.883 --> 01:11:52.151
Well, why wouldn't it be?
It's a solid plan. Now for the fun part.
490
01:11:53.050 --> 01:11:56.416
Hey, kid, you've done
really good so far,
491
01:11:56.816 --> 01:11:59.682
so what we're gonna do right now
is we're gonna call your daddy.
492
01:11:59.782 --> 01:12:04.848
And if he asks to talk to you,
I need you to say, "Hi, Daddy.
493
01:12:06.731 --> 01:12:09.633
"I'm fine." Okay? Got it?
494
01:12:12.381 --> 01:12:13.998
Hey!
495
01:12:14.098 --> 01:12:18.117
Give me... Hey, behave. Behave.
496
01:12:21.848 --> 01:12:23.833
Make the call.
497
01:12:35.549 --> 01:12:36.649
Hello.
498
01:12:36.749 --> 01:12:39.349
- Jebediah Rex?
- Speaking.
499
01:12:39.449 --> 01:12:41.983
Listen to me very carefully, Mr. Rex.
We have your son.
500
01:12:42.083 --> 01:12:46.683
If you ever want to see him alive again,
you're gonna do exactly as I say.
501
01:12:46.783 --> 01:12:48.116
You have Rusty?
502
01:12:48.216 --> 01:12:51.850
That's right. For five million Benjamins,
you get your precious Rusty back.
503
01:12:51.950 --> 01:12:54.916
You've made a terrible mistake.
504
01:12:55.016 --> 01:12:57.816
You're in no position
to make threats, Mr. Rex.
505
01:12:57.916 --> 01:13:01.149
You poor bastard,
you have no idea what you've done.
506
01:13:01.249 --> 01:13:04.017
No, I think I... Hello?
507
01:13:05.161 --> 01:13:07.600
What the fuck?
Did he just hang up on me?
508
01:13:08.782 --> 01:13:10.400
Call him back.
509
01:13:11.881 --> 01:13:13.532
Okay.
510
01:13:20.816 --> 01:13:23.482
- Hello?
- Hello.
511
01:13:23.728 --> 01:13:25.649
Why did you hang up on me?
512
01:13:25.749 --> 01:13:29.082
Because we're negotiating
the release of your son, Mr. Rex.
513
01:13:29.182 --> 01:13:31.949
Not interested.
Do not call this number again.
514
01:13:32.049 --> 01:13:36.166
Okay, listen to me. I'm not playing
around with you. What the fuck?
515
01:13:38.815 --> 01:13:40.699
Oh, shit.
516
01:13:41.548 --> 01:13:44.033
Lock the door! Lock the door!
517
01:13:49.515 --> 01:13:51.733
Come on out, kid.
518
01:13:54.048 --> 01:13:56.632
I'm gonna count to five.
519
01:13:57.548 --> 01:14:00.318
If your little punk ass
doesn't come out,
520
01:14:02.116 --> 01:14:04.666
you're gonna be all kinds of sorry.
521
01:14:13.615 --> 01:14:15.299
One.
522
01:14:17.481 --> 01:14:19.132
Two.
523
01:14:21.048 --> 01:14:22.700
Three.
524
01:14:24.748 --> 01:14:26.432
Four.
525
01:14:27.381 --> 01:14:29.400
All right, here we go.
526
01:14:33.516 --> 01:14:34.883
Okay!
527
01:14:34.983 --> 01:14:37.867
Get him off me! Get him off me! Fuck!
528
01:14:42.749 --> 01:14:44.933
Oh, what the...
529
01:14:53.082 --> 01:14:55.441
It's not a fucking kid!
530
01:15:04.415 --> 01:15:06.283
Oh, shit.
531
01:15:07.082 --> 01:15:10.265
No, no, no.
532
01:15:13.681 --> 01:15:14.800
No!
533
01:15:16.614 --> 01:15:19.533
- No! No, no!
- Shit.
534
01:15:20.048 --> 01:15:22.141
Fuck! Come on!
535
01:15:22.416 --> 01:15:24.933
Hey, come on, kid, come on, kid.
536
01:15:25.316 --> 01:15:26.933
Fuck!
537
01:15:32.249 --> 01:15:35.031
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you little shit!
538
01:15:55.615 --> 01:15:59.333
- What are we gonna do with this thing?
- Oh, I've got an idea.
539
01:16:19.748 --> 01:16:23.066
Wait, I... Fuck, I can't...
540
01:16:23.166 --> 01:16:25.382
I can't... I can't do this.
541
01:16:25.482 --> 01:16:29.249
You can't do what? Are you kidding me?
542
01:16:29.349 --> 01:16:32.982
My nuts were viciously assaulted
by a monster, dude.
543
01:16:33.082 --> 01:16:35.901
What kind of... What kind
of a monster cries like that?
544
01:16:36.001 --> 01:16:39.100
I'm just gonna check on him.
I'm gonna check on him.
545
01:16:44.230 --> 01:16:45.266
Fuck!
546
01:16:53.547 --> 01:16:55.565
Problem solved.
547
01:17:02.348 --> 01:17:05.916
Promise we'll never speak of this again.
One, it's fucking humiliating.
548
01:17:06.016 --> 01:17:08.182
And two, I don't believe
that I was fucking there.
549
01:17:08.282 --> 01:17:12.133
I agree. Let's just pretend
like it never hap... What the hell?
550
01:17:13.448 --> 01:17:15.166
What?
551
01:17:21.215 --> 01:17:23.099
What is it?
552
01:17:38.081 --> 01:17:39.932
What is it?
553
01:17:46.281 --> 01:17:47.902
No.
554
01:17:49.832 --> 01:17:51.599
Oh, no!
555
01:17:52.290 --> 01:17:56.328
- Hello.
- Hey, hello, it's me again.
556
01:17:56.428 --> 01:17:58.732
- Please take him back.
- I don't think so.
557
01:17:58.832 --> 01:18:02.516
- I'm begging you, please, take him back.
- He's your problem now.
558
01:18:02.815 --> 01:18:05.483
Come on, man! Just name your price!
Anything you want! Please!
559
01:18:05.683 --> 01:18:08.862
Don't you get it?
I'm finally free. It...
560
01:18:08.962 --> 01:18:11.199
showed up five years ago
on Halloween night
561
01:18:11.299 --> 01:18:13.733
trick-or-treating and would not leave.
562
01:18:14.482 --> 01:18:18.276
Let me ask you a question. Why the hell
did you pretend like it was your son?
563
01:18:18.376 --> 01:18:20.616
- What were you thinking?
- He's not your son!
564
01:18:20.716 --> 01:18:24.149
- He's not your son!
- We've been held hostage this whole time.
565
01:18:24.249 --> 01:18:28.039
- What the fuck?
- He'll never let you go, ever.
566
01:18:28.438 --> 01:18:32.049
By the way, make sure
you feed him, or he will eat.
567
01:18:33.334 --> 01:18:38.133
Oh, he's gonna eat! Oh, that's great!
Thanks! You're an asshole!
568
01:18:58.148 --> 01:19:00.460
Trick or treat, asshole.
569
01:19:10.014 --> 01:19:12.516
Okay, all right.
570
01:19:12.616 --> 01:19:17.049
I say we drive till the sun comes up,
and then we just drive a lot more.
571
01:19:17.149 --> 01:19:19.915
Fuck this town. Fuck everybody in it.
572
01:19:20.015 --> 01:19:24.332
- Fuck kidnapping, bro, right?
- Amen to that, man.
573
01:19:40.698 --> 01:19:44.416
Here you go, Dutch, you lazy bastard.
574
01:19:44.516 --> 01:19:46.832
Sorry, princess, no strawberry shakes.
575
01:20:33.381 --> 01:20:36.698
Ta-da! I give you my masterpiece.
576
01:20:36.798 --> 01:20:39.396
Yeah, it's not bad.
577
01:20:39.496 --> 01:20:42.382
- We have to get ready for the party.
- I just gotta clean up in here.
578
01:20:42.482 --> 01:20:44.832
- Hurry up.
- Okay.
579
01:21:03.448 --> 01:21:05.349
Honey, you ready?
580
01:21:10.148 --> 01:21:11.616
Ray!
581
01:21:12.115 --> 01:21:14.116
What the fuck?
582
01:21:14.715 --> 01:21:16.349
Ray!
583
01:21:16.748 --> 01:21:19.732
Stop it! No!
584
01:21:19.832 --> 01:21:21.715
No!
585
01:21:22.181 --> 01:21:24.065
Ray!
586
01:21:30.168 --> 01:21:31.932
No!
587
01:21:49.281 --> 01:21:52.808
- Detective McNally, am I glad you're here.
- So what have we got?
588
01:21:52.908 --> 01:21:57.449
It's a nasty one. Apparently the husband
got his head bitten clean off.
589
01:21:57.549 --> 01:22:00.782
- Bitten? By what?
- I don't know. An animal maybe?
590
01:22:00.882 --> 01:22:04.599
The wife's pretty shook up,
but she's inside with the sketch artist.
591
01:22:13.515 --> 01:22:15.276
Oh, jeez.
592
01:22:15.376 --> 01:22:18.515
Reminds me of the case of the man
who stuck his head in a blender.
593
01:22:18.615 --> 01:22:20.782
Talk about making a meal of it.
594
01:22:20.882 --> 01:22:23.516
- Has Forensic Bob seen this?
- He's all over it.
595
01:22:23.815 --> 01:22:26.999
- Where's the wife?
- She's through here.
596
01:22:34.247 --> 01:22:36.895
Ma'am, my name's Detective McNally,
597
01:22:36.995 --> 01:22:39.432
and I want to assure you I will do
everything within my power
598
01:22:39.532 --> 01:22:41.865
to bring this killer to justice.
599
01:22:42.714 --> 01:22:46.137
Detective, you don't have the slightest
idea of what you're dealing with.
600
01:22:46.382 --> 01:22:50.468
This has to be a nightmare
because what I saw in there is...
601
01:22:52.349 --> 01:22:54.200
It's not possible.
602
01:22:58.914 --> 01:23:01.149
All right, what have we got?
603
01:23:01.249 --> 01:23:04.866
- You're not going to believe this.
- Try me.
604
01:23:08.014 --> 01:23:10.149
Nice work, Rembrandt.
605
01:23:10.249 --> 01:23:13.200
How am I supposed to put out
an APB on a pumpkin?
606
01:23:14.065 --> 01:23:16.366
- Detective?
- Yeah.
607
01:23:16.615 --> 01:23:18.585
Captain wants to see you
down at the station.
608
01:23:18.685 --> 01:23:20.150
Shit.
609
01:23:24.914 --> 01:23:26.748
Wait for me, Kevin.
610
01:23:26.848 --> 01:23:31.085
Hey, do not go knocking on strangers' doors
until I'm there. Do you hear me?
611
01:23:31.185 --> 01:23:32.866
Yes, Mom!
612
01:24:17.014 --> 01:24:19.066
Mom!
613
01:24:19.847 --> 01:24:21.465
Kevin?
614
01:24:25.547 --> 01:24:27.632
Watch it, lady!
615
01:24:37.148 --> 01:24:38.899
Kevin!
616
01:24:47.947 --> 01:24:49.599
Hey!
617
01:24:57.547 --> 01:25:01.342
McNally! McNally, get the fuck in here!
618
01:25:08.547 --> 01:25:10.316
Shut the door, shut the door.
619
01:25:10.715 --> 01:25:13.100
Sit in the fucking chair.
620
01:25:15.480 --> 01:25:19.481
- Rough day?
- I don't know. What do you think?
621
01:25:19.581 --> 01:25:22.316
What's wrong with this fucking picture?
622
01:25:23.315 --> 01:25:25.082
It's Halloween, sir.
623
01:25:25.182 --> 01:25:26.982
Bullshit. Bullshit!
624
01:25:27.082 --> 01:25:32.381
Every year on Halloween,
this town goes batshit crazy.
625
01:25:32.481 --> 01:25:35.116
I mean, check these reports out.
626
01:25:35.216 --> 01:25:37.482
We've got hysterical blindness,
627
01:25:37.582 --> 01:25:39.982
we got neighbors attacking neighbors,
628
01:25:40.082 --> 01:25:42.698
kids looting convenience stores.
629
01:25:42.798 --> 01:25:45.319
There's even a fucking report of a UFO.
630
01:25:46.048 --> 01:25:48.915
I mean, this is bullshit, McNally.
631
01:25:49.015 --> 01:25:51.102
You're just the man to fix this.
632
01:25:52.815 --> 01:25:56.338
Just... get your butt out there
and do the work
633
01:25:56.438 --> 01:25:59.715
'cause if you don't, I'm going
to boot you back to vice so fast,
634
01:25:59.815 --> 01:26:03.248
- your head's gonna spin.
- Understood, Captain. I'm on it.
635
01:26:03.348 --> 01:26:07.566
Good, good! Go bag me
some of those horror freaks.
636
01:26:09.781 --> 01:26:11.248
What the hell happened to you guys?
637
01:26:11.348 --> 01:26:14.415
Some crazy kid ate
a shitload of chocolate.
638
01:26:14.515 --> 01:26:17.702
Yeah, and then he ate his babysitter.
639
01:26:17.802 --> 01:26:20.082
- Oh, the night.
- Oh, the mess.
640
01:26:20.182 --> 01:26:22.156
McNally, check this out.
641
01:26:22.256 --> 01:26:24.937
So... I measure the bite marks
on the victim's body,
642
01:26:25.037 --> 01:26:27.244
and this is the thing,
whatever bit that guy's head off
643
01:26:27.344 --> 01:26:30.099
- had a mouth about this wide.
- Yeah. I can think of a few suspects.
644
01:26:30.199 --> 01:26:34.225
Yeah, but then I ran the data through
the computer to make a 3D model and this...
645
01:26:34.325 --> 01:26:37.882
is what it came up with. Look familiar?
646
01:26:37.982 --> 01:26:40.318
Nice work, Bob. I owe you one.
647
01:26:40.418 --> 01:26:44.432
- Buy me a drink later?
- I'll think about it. I gotta go.
648
01:26:49.980 --> 01:26:51.545
Greetings, ghouls.
649
01:26:51.645 --> 01:26:54.915
Twelve bells means
the witching hour is upon us.
650
01:26:55.015 --> 01:26:59.215
That's when the weird,
crazy, scary scale
651
01:26:59.315 --> 01:27:01.315
goes totally off the charts.
652
01:27:01.415 --> 01:27:04.915
So lock your doors
and hold onto your candy
653
01:27:05.015 --> 01:27:09.826
because Halloween is about to get real.
654
01:27:10.226 --> 01:27:11.410
Dispatch to McNally.
655
01:27:11.510 --> 01:27:14.656
Got a 10-34 on Union and Baker.
Fire and medical are en route.
656
01:27:14.756 --> 01:27:17.551
I don't know what's going on,
but it sounds like a total clusterfuck.
657
01:27:17.651 --> 01:27:19.462
Do you copy?
658
01:27:19.562 --> 01:27:21.629
I'm on my way.
659
01:27:44.647 --> 01:27:46.009
Holy shit!
660
01:28:14.014 --> 01:28:15.765
Shit.
661
01:29:01.747 --> 01:29:03.468
McNally!
662
01:29:12.914 --> 01:29:15.399
- Nice timing.
- I thought you might need a hand.
663
01:29:19.380 --> 01:29:21.868
Guess I owe you that drink now.
664
01:29:38.014 --> 01:29:39.199
Let's go.
665
01:29:50.480 --> 01:29:53.147
We have a warrant
to search your premises.
666
01:29:53.714 --> 01:29:56.197
Look, I'm in the middle
of some important work here.
667
01:29:56.297 --> 01:29:57.948
- You can't just barge...
- Yes, I can.
668
01:29:58.048 --> 01:30:00.895
I wouldn't argue with her.
She's not in the mood.
669
01:30:00.995 --> 01:30:03.511
I... guess you should come in.
670
01:30:04.481 --> 01:30:07.548
So... Milo,
671
01:30:08.147 --> 01:30:10.882
show me where you grow
these super pumpkins.
672
01:30:10.982 --> 01:30:16.216
I can't just give away company secrets
to anybody who walks through the...
673
01:30:16.915 --> 01:30:18.666
door.
674
01:30:23.214 --> 01:30:26.768
- I'll get some lights on.
- Quit stalling, Milo.
675
01:30:29.380 --> 01:30:31.081
Oh, boy.
676
01:30:31.181 --> 01:30:33.765
Holy shit.
677
01:30:35.180 --> 01:30:37.298
What's the big deal?
678
01:30:37.398 --> 01:30:39.278
Just a bunch of pumpkins.
679
01:30:53.914 --> 01:30:57.615
The witching hour is over.
Thanks for listening.
680
01:30:57.715 --> 01:31:01.632
And until next year, Happy Halloween!