1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:06,038 (music) 2 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:19,945 (maniacal laughing in the distance) 3 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,722 (screaming) 4 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,762 (laughing) 5 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:49,975 (screaming) 6 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:06,859 (laughing) 7 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,560 (screaming) 8 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,326 - No! 9 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,763 No! 10 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,232 - What's the matter darlin'? 11 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:50,235 I thought everyone loved clowns. 12 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,273 Everyone. 13 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,810 We make the world a hap, hap, happy place. 14 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,649 So, don't worry 15 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:07,252 this is gonna be really funny. 16 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,824 (laughing) 17 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,560 (screaming) 18 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,461 (ominous electronic music) 19 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,229 - Babe, what time is he supposed to be here again? 20 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,098 - What?! 21 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,834 - What time is he supposed to be here?! 22 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,940 - What, Peanut? 23 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:12,778 - Please, do not call me that in front of him. 24 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,313 - Well, why not? 25 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,048 You're my Peanut. 26 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,952 - This is a guy who has killed people overseas 27 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,188 in places that I can't even pronounce. 28 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,760 Sorry, sorry he's probably killed -- 29 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,596 he's possibly killed people? 30 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,467 All I'm saying is the dude is a bruiser, 31 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,402 and he has always been that way. 32 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,770 He used to play football, 33 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,872 and then he went overseas, and joined the Army, 34 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,208 and started killing people with guns. 35 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,943 He's used to letting off a lot of steam, 36 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,578 and the guy pounding his little sister 37 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,481 is probably a good substitute for a punching bag. 38 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:53,085 - Pounding his little sister. Thank you for that. 39 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:54,820 - You know what I mean. 40 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,289 - Lucky for you I do. 41 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:58,990 Byron, however, doesn't have the luxury 42 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,159 of knowing you for the lovable 43 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,561 smart ass that you are. 44 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,830 So, just cool it on the pounding talk. 45 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,265 - I recall Byron doing a lot of pounding in school too, 46 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,967 and not the kind you brag about to your-- 47 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,803 - What is that supposed to mean? 48 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,339 - The guy's just a piece of work, okay? 49 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,108 - You don't even know him. 50 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:19,077 - I don't have to know him. 51 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,879 He was like a shark in high school, 52 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,881 and he would just kind of roam through the halls 53 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,082 and all the underclassmen were 54 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,951 like fat, nerdy little seals. 55 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,121 - That was high school. 56 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,522 - Do you wanna be judged for who 57 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:33,125 you were in high school? 58 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:34,059 - No. 59 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,528 - Exactly. Byron's a good guy. 60 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,331 - Well, good guy or not, he's intimidating. 61 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:42,701 - You're gonna be fine. He's gonna love you. 62 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,871 - He gave up a football scholarship to join the Army, 63 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,472 what could I possibly talk to him about? 64 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,941 - You watch a lot of war movies. 65 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:50,842 - Seriously? 66 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,310 - Talk to him about that. 67 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:54,413 Hey, I like you. 68 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,249 I love you. 69 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,383 - Thank you. 70 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,152 - He's gonna like you too. 71 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:06,024 I gotta go finish dinner. Hey, go get ready. 72 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,560 I put your pants on your work suit. 73 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,096 - That's another thing, let's not talk about that. 74 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,097 Please. 75 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,499 - What? You like your job, right? 76 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:15,834 - It's not the Army. 77 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,536 - So what? 78 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,605 We're happy, and it's getting us through. 79 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,441 It's no big deal. 80 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:23,708 - Okay. 81 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,645 But just don't bring it up, okay? 82 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,480 Our future plans. 83 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,016 Babe?! 84 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,117 Okay?! 85 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,187 Christy?! 86 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:38,824 (video game sounds) 87 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:42,227 (knocking) 88 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,598 Babe, can you get that?! 89 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,700 I've gotta go... 90 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,268 I've gotta get ready. 91 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:02,180 Byron maiden, what's up?! 92 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,184 - Really, dude? 93 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:12,257 I'm just bustin' your balls, man! Great to meet ya! 94 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,061 - Christy! 95 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:19,264 He's choking me with his shoulder. 96 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,799 - [Byron] It's true don't deny it. 97 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,300 - [Christy] It's not. - [Byron] Yes, yes it's true. 98 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,068 - You're lying. 99 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,269 - No. 100 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,537 - You lie. He is, he's lying. - No. No. 101 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,738 - [Christy] Tell him you're lying. 102 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,939 - No, I can't tell him I'm lying 103 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,140 because then I would be lying. 104 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,475 - You are! You're ly -- 105 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,610 He is, he's lying. 106 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,711 - No, no. 107 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,246 - It's not true. 108 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,314 - Ask my dad. 109 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,483 Ask my dad whether or not this story is true. 110 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,819 He will turn three shades of red, 111 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,721 and then he will tell you that it's true 112 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,256 that she was playing doctor with Ian 113 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,757 from next door. 114 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:46,958 - I was eight. 115 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,060 - I mean kids these days they start so young. 116 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,762 - Stop. Stop it. 117 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:51,496 - No. 118 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,664 - Stop it. 119 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,932 - No. You missed me. You missed me. 120 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,469 What? What? 121 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:59,271 - You guys are so mean. 122 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:01,273 - I didn't say anything about you playing doctor. 123 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:02,474 - I'm gonna go do the dishes. 124 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:04,175 - Do you need help? 125 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,143 - No. 126 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,578 - You want to play doctor? 127 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,213 - Try not to play doctor on the way to the kitchen. 128 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,881 You watch your mouth. 129 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,516 - Sorry. 130 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,618 I guess some things never changed, right. 131 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,987 - What's that supposed to mean? 132 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,022 - Hmm? 133 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,490 No, because she's the -- 134 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:20,225 you know, the doctor, playing doctor, 135 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,027 now she's a med student, and it's funny. 136 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,895 - Yeah, and? 137 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,163 - It's funny. 138 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,331 And she's... 139 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,734 was the doctor and now she's a... 140 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,169 - Dude, I'm just screwing with you. 141 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,737 Really, I'm screwing with you. 142 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,539 Lighten up, man. 143 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,408 (giggling) 144 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,144 Like, 145 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:42,414 I mean, you're my sister's fiancé, 146 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,483 like I gotta bust your balls a little. 147 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,689 So, you never told me what you do for a living, man. 148 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,990 - Oh no? 149 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,797 - So, what do you do for a living? 150 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,665 - I... 151 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,866 (mumbling) 152 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,705 - Come again? 153 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,240 - I guess you could say it's like advertising? 154 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,475 I'm in advertising. 155 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:14,112 - Oh yeah, like with an agency and whatnot? 156 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,248 - No, no not exactly. 157 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,817 It's more of a local company. 158 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,852 - Dude, that sounds really noble. 159 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,020 How big is it? 160 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:26,291 - It's a car wash. 161 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,460 - So, you only have one client? 162 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,497 - I wouldn't exactly call them a client. 163 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,768 - You lost me. 164 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,471 - It's a circus-themed car wash. 165 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:48,013 I dance in front of it with a sign. 166 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,817 I'm a clown. 167 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,187 - No, shit. 168 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,422 - No, shit. 169 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,237 - Dude, that's awesome, man. 170 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,905 That's so cool. 171 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:14,939 - Seriously? 172 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,141 - Yeah dude, that's rad. 173 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,275 - Don't do that. 174 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,044 - No, no seriously. It's rad. 175 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,945 It's so cool you're doing that. 176 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,114 You gotta tell me one thing though. 177 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,383 Does my dad know? 178 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,551 - No. 179 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,024 - Oh man! Oh, that's great. 180 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,827 I mean Christy she's dated some clowns in her day, 181 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,663 but I mean she hasn't dated a clown. 182 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,567 - Are you making fun of me right now? 183 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,135 - No, I'm sorry. 184 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,871 I'm sorry, that came out wrong. 185 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,874 No, it's just like c'mon I'm coming into this 186 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,976 I'm your... 187 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,045 I'm your fiancee's older brother, 188 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,748 and like you are a clown that works at a car wash? 189 00:11:56,750 --> 00:12:00,185 I mean, seriously though, like you deserve a break. 190 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:03,722 You deserve that good thing happening to you, man. 191 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,890 - This is where I think you are making fun of me. 192 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,926 - I'm not, I'm not making fun of you. 193 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,862 I'm sorry if it sounds like I am. I'm sorry. 194 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:17,635 Let's go. 195 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,004 - Go where? 196 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,207 - To your room, I gotta see this outfit, man. 197 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,041 - No. 198 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:23,742 - Yes. 199 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,542 - Nope. - Yes. 200 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,276 - No. - Yes. 201 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,211 - No. - C'mon. 202 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,078 - Nope - Yes. 203 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,179 - No. - Yes. 204 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,448 - C'mon. - No. 205 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,084 - Dude, you're showing me this outfit. 206 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,690 - Okay. 207 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,391 - Yeah, c'mon. Let's go. 208 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,726 - I'm not putting it on though. 209 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,827 - That's fine, whatever. 210 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,862 - Not putting it on. 211 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,063 - C'mon, you gotta lead the way. 212 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,231 - It's upstairs but I'm not putting it on. 213 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,265 - [Byron] That's fine. 214 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,266 - I'm not putting it on. 215 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,300 - [Byron] Whatever. 216 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,102 Let's go. 217 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,738 - I'm not putting it on. 218 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,640 - Would you go. 219 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,278 - This is dumb. 220 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,880 - Dude, c'mon. 221 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,115 - No, it is really, really dumb. 222 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,217 - Would you just come out already. 223 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,827 You weren't kidding. 224 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,529 - You happy now? 225 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,963 - Kind of. 226 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:23,168 That is awesome. No, really man, that's boss as hell. 227 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:27,038 - Yeah, never heard anybody call a clown outfit boss, 228 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,574 but thanks. 229 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,911 - You got a wig, right? Where's the wig? 230 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,145 C'mon, throw it on. 231 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,748 - C'mon, throw it on. 232 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:37,849 - C'mon, let's do it right. 233 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,951 - Oh my god, I'm gonna kill you. 234 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,425 - Holy shit. 235 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,828 - What? What? 236 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,963 - You look like Wasco. 237 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,698 - Wa-who? 238 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,434 - Wasco, the Wasco clown. 239 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,571 - No idea what you're talking about. 240 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,973 - You've never heard the story about 241 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,474 the Wasco clown. 242 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,244 - I got nothin'. 243 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,884 - Dude, sit down. I got an idea. 244 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:16,654 Come here, don't make it weird. Sit down. 245 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,489 Would you just sit down. 246 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,661 So, how long have you lived in this town 247 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,196 and you never this story? 248 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,331 - We went to high school together. 249 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,366 I've been here all my life. 250 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,902 - Look at me. Stop this. Come here. 251 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,274 It's actually the story of three clowns, 252 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,176 but Wasco is the scariest damn clown 253 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,811 this town had ever seen. 254 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,613 So, it was right after the township of Wasco 255 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:44,249 was incorporated, and the circus came to town. 256 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,018 Well, not really a circus but more like 257 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:51,222 a shitty carnival with bad freak show 258 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,826 and snake oil peddlers, and you know, clowns. 259 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,962 Well, apparently 260 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,331 three of these clowns were bad men. 261 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,233 Real bad men. 262 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,469 When they came to town, they had their way 263 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,272 with the mayor's teenage daughter. 264 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,207 - Why do you know all this? 265 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,910 - It's a legend. Everybody knows this. 266 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,177 Now, shut up. 267 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,814 So, legend goes that they had their 268 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,952 way with her, or you hear it from other people, 269 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,788 they say she might've been a bit of a harlot. 270 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,424 The sheriff being a friend of the mayor, 271 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,160 and not being a friend of due process, 272 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,930 formed himself a little lynching party. 273 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:35,800 And once he found those clowns, 274 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:40,004 he hung, burned, and drowned them. 275 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,606 And so these three clowns with their 276 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,810 last dying breaths, they cursed those who killed them 277 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,979 and vowed they would come back to seek their vengeance 278 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,381 on the town that claimed their lives. 279 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,018 - That's it? 280 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,853 - Yeah, that's it. 281 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,189 - Really, so it's just all hocus pocus, 282 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,192 I'm going to return and have vengeance. 283 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,394 That's all. 284 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,230 - Dude, it's a story about three killer clowns. 285 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,566 I said it was cool, I never said it was believable. 286 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,234 - It's also dumb. 287 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,805 - Just let me finish this. 288 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,650 - Whoa. 289 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,251 - I know. 290 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,319 - This is... 291 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,322 It's ghoulish. 292 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,324 - Right man, frickin' killer. 293 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,261 - This is like some five-year-old's worst nightmare. 294 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:40,631 - Dude, this is like some 35-year-old's worst nightmare. 295 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,935 I have an idea. 296 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:44,802 - No. 297 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:45,536 - Hey, sis! 298 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,771 - No. 299 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,039 - Christy, can you come up here for a minute?! 300 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:48,973 - Dude, no. 301 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:49,807 - Yes. 302 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,575 - No - Get her. 303 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,209 - She will kill me. 304 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,443 - I know. 305 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:54,712 Yes. 306 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,680 - No, no. - Yes. 307 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,914 - Dude, no I'm not doing it. 308 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,049 I'm not doing it. I'm not getting up. 309 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,884 - Yes, yes. 310 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,758 - Hi. 311 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,926 - Oh, you guys are so mean. 312 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,828 - He did this to me. 313 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,098 - You two deserve each other. 314 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,868 - Oh lighten up. Doesn't he look good? 315 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:21,039 - You do boy things, I'm gonna go take a bath. 316 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,975 - I wanna go take a bath with her. 317 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,176 - I'm sorry? 318 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,778 - I want to take this clown makeup off. 319 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,713 - No, no you're not taking that clown makeup off. 320 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,647 We got work to do. 321 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,049 - What? 322 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,583 - Dude, I didn't get you all studded up, 323 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,618 so you could just take it off. 324 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,519 We're going out. 325 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,653 - I am not going anywhere. 326 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,954 - Dude, we gotta take some pictures. 327 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,157 There's that old elementary not far, lets' go. 328 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,793 - I am not going to an elementary school with you. 329 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,628 - Dude, we're not going in the elementary. 330 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,997 To the playground! C'mon! 331 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:46,998 - Nope. 332 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,399 - C'mon. 333 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,702 Dude, you're supposed to be bonding with me. 334 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,438 And you're gonna say yes. 335 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,506 C'mon let's go. 336 00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,710 - Fine. 337 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,396 So, now what? 338 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,665 - Well, now you look menacing. 339 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,733 - I look menacing. 340 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,937 - You convey menacing with some sort of look. 341 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,039 A pose, you know, give me something. 342 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:29,941 Get it? 343 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,275 - Okay, I got it. 344 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,482 What was the Army like? 345 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,584 - Boring. 346 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,018 Pretty boring. 347 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,421 And it smelled bad. 348 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,889 Dude, pose. C'mon. 349 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,693 - So, do you miss it? 350 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,660 - What? 351 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,395 - Do you miss it? 352 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,833 - I don't know, man. Worse mistake of my life joining up. 353 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,368 - Seriously? 354 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,569 - Yeah. 355 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,772 Dude, menacing. 356 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,608 - I'm doing menacing. 357 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,417 - We're going to be brothers, right? 358 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,986 - I hope so. 359 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,456 - Well, I'm gonna tell you something, 360 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,460 but if you ever tell Christy. 361 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,428 - Seriously, that's not my business all right. 362 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,364 Unless, you're gonna tell me that you killed a guy 363 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,666 before you joined the Army, we're good. 364 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,735 You didn't kill a guy before the Army, right? 365 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,438 - I lost the scholarship. 366 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,144 I got a DUI right after football season, 367 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,213 and it was a couple towns over. 368 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,483 The school had a no tolerance policy. 369 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,651 So, I joined the Army make it look 370 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,120 like I saved face. 371 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,055 It's cool though, I mean I'm out now right, 372 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,224 and no one's worse off for it. 373 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,467 Dude, these pictures look sick. 374 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,304 Are you ready to get out of here, head home? 375 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,272 - Yeah. 376 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,674 Yes, I am. 377 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,442 You sure you're good? 378 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,778 - Yeah, me? I'm fine, man. 379 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,047 Let's go. 380 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,818 (maniacal laughing) 381 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,436 - Where did you get those keys? 382 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,205 - Don't ask. 383 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,715 After you. 384 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,419 - Eww, tell me why we're here again? 385 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,888 - I told you this is where Billy brought 386 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,057 that little slut Kelly Sue when he told 387 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,360 me he was going out with the guys. 388 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:39,730 And I wanna see if there's any evidence. 389 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,133 - Eww, that is so gross. 390 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,769 She is such a slut. 391 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,637 I can't believe she let him bring her here. 392 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,972 - Yeah. 393 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,141 It's kind of sad actually, 394 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,076 I wish he would've brought me here. 395 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,111 - Eww, you're a slut. 396 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:58,716 - Whatever. Takes one to know one, bitch. 397 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:05,656 You'll never get me. 398 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,359 - I don't want to. 399 00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:13,531 Hey. 400 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,468 Hey, I was just kidding. 401 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,272 Hey! 402 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,942 What a bitch. 403 00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:40,151 What in the hell? 404 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:49,093 Real cute Jared, real cute. 405 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:01,205 Is the cue that the show's about to start? 406 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,040 (gibberish) 407 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,577 All right, I'll play along. 408 00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:11,015 It's showtime. 409 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,350 (circus music) 410 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,153 (gibberish) 411 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,125 - No, no, no, no. 412 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,626 - Yes, yes, yes. 413 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,861 - No, no, no, no. 414 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,296 - Yes, yes, yes. I'll get ya. 415 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,865 - No, no, no. Please, no. No, stay away. 416 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:31,135 - Hey, this isn't funny. 417 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:41,579 Can you stop now? 418 00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:56,994 No. 419 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,964 Stop it! Just stop it! 420 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,801 Oh shit. 421 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,475 (moaning) 422 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:12,676 - Andy. 423 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,115 (screaming) 424 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,984 (laughing) 425 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,361 - Morning, Peanut. 426 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,897 - Good morning. 427 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,131 - How did you sleep? 428 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,499 - Oh, like the dead. 429 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,301 I'm not used to having that much wine with dinner. 430 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:47,037 - You got real giggly last night. 431 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:50,174 - It was really great catching up with Byron. 432 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:51,942 I didn't realize how much I missed him. 433 00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:54,778 Did you guys have fun last night? 434 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:57,448 - I guess so. 435 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,149 I mean, I wouldn't call being paraded as some 436 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:02,453 kid's circus nightmare a good time, 437 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:03,621 but it was okay. 438 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,222 - So, you wouldn't mind hanging out 439 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,992 with him while I go to work? 440 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,293 - It'll be fine. 441 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,599 - So, did you guys talk about anything? 442 00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:16,900 Get to know each other. 443 00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:18,702 - Well, we didn't stand around in silence 444 00:27:18,704 --> 00:27:22,439 while I was dressed up as Slappy the psychotic clown. 445 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,608 - What did you talk about? 446 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:30,080 - Just guy stuff. 447 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:33,217 - Oh, guy stuff. I get it. 448 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,785 - Stop. 449 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:36,720 - No, I understand. 450 00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:38,122 Wouldn't want to break the first rule 451 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,124 of the He-Man woman haters club. 452 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:40,958 I get it. 453 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,593 - You are trouble. 454 00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:44,962 - Well, compared to my silly fiancé 455 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:48,899 and my crazy brother, I think I'm doing all right. 456 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,300 (loud yawning) 457 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:55,572 - What's all this talk about a crazy brother? 458 00:27:55,574 --> 00:27:58,642 - Morning, big bro. You need coffee? 459 00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:02,913 - Coffee, bacon, anything really. 460 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:03,981 - You bet. 461 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:07,584 - Byron butterfly, good morning. 462 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:11,121 - Dude, just no. 463 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,390 - I felt good about it. 464 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,993 Cereal? 465 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:23,500 - So, what are you guys gonna do today? 466 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,636 - I have no idea. 467 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:27,271 What do you wanna do? 468 00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:32,676 Byron? 469 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,678 - Holy shit. 470 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,113 - What is it? 471 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:37,481 - What? 472 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:40,984 - Dude, you're famous. 473 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:42,586 - What? 474 00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:46,256 - You're famous, dude. The photos we took last night, 475 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:47,524 they're going viral. 476 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,460 - What? What do you mean? 477 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:51,428 - The pictures. The pictures we took last night. 478 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,130 I uploaded them before I went to bed, 479 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,399 and they've gone viral. Look. 480 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:01,338 This is getting a lot of attention. 481 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,773 - I can see that. 482 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:05,008 - Isn't it great? Dude, we got a lot of work to do. 483 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,276 - What does that mean? 484 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,112 - Dude, we gotta go out again, tonight. 485 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,947 - No, I don't know. I don't know. 486 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:12,416 I don't know. I don't know. 487 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:13,784 - Tonight. 488 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,487 - I'm gonna go and watch some TV, 489 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:19,123 get ready for work. 490 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:20,557 Boys, play nice. 491 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:23,927 Be good. 492 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:24,828 - Yeah. 493 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,297 - No, that's humiliating. 494 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,232 - Seriously? 495 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,032 - Yes, 496 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:30,467 - This is humiliating. 497 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,670 So, dressing up like some silly regular ass clown 498 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:35,572 you know, for kids to laugh at you, 499 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,874 isn't humiliating, 500 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:39,309 but dressing up like a badass scary clown 501 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:42,880 to like scare the crap out of people, that is? 502 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:46,850 - Fine. 503 00:29:46,852 --> 00:29:48,919 - Yes. I knew you'd be onboard. 504 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,588 Now, just gotta find a good spot to go. 505 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,124 - [Christy] Oh my god. 506 00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:57,461 - Baby, you okay? 507 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,396 - [Christy] You need to see this Tyler. 508 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:03,100 - [Voiceover] The groundskeeper found the body 509 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:06,703 of two young women while he was doing his nightly rounds. 510 00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:08,772 There are no suspects as of yet, 511 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:12,075 but the police are investigating this as a homicide. 512 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:14,812 We'll have more on this story as details unfold. 513 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,383 - Weren't you guys there last night? 514 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:23,554 I can't believe this. 515 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:25,422 - Look, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. 516 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,357 I mean, yeah we were at the same school, 517 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:31,228 but this is just some kind of messed up coincidence. 518 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:32,863 - I don't know, dude. 519 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,231 - What? We didn't do anything wrong. 520 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,432 This isn't our problem. 521 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:36,733 - We were there. 522 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,402 - Yeah, we were there. We took some pictures. 523 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:40,204 We left. We didn't see anything. 524 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:43,006 - Then you can just call the police, right? 525 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,708 - And tell them what? 526 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:45,943 That we were there and took some pictures. 527 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:48,612 How's that gonna help anything? 528 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,247 - You're not wrong. He's not wrong. 529 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,749 - Are you serious? 530 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:55,652 - I really expected a lot more from both of you. 531 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:58,622 - Christy, we did not do anything wrong. 532 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:02,492 - Well, you're not exactly doing the right thing either. 533 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:03,961 - You know, I thought I was done hearing 534 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:07,130 that kind of bullshit now that I'm out of the Army. 535 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,971 - Can you please talk to him? 536 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,806 - I don't know what you expect me to say. 537 00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:20,611 All right, I'll try. 538 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,048 - Promise me you won't go out again tonight. 539 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,950 - I don't think that's gonna be an issue. 540 00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:28,819 - You don't know Byron. 541 00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:31,221 When he sets his mind to something, 542 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,923 he is going to do it. 543 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:36,727 So, promise me you won't go out again. 544 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:37,794 Okay? 545 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:40,364 Promise. 546 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:43,800 - I promise. 547 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:45,269 (punk rock music) 548 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,039 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 549 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,575 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 550 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,144 ♪ Let's go Let's go Let's go 551 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,680 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 552 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:59,883 ♪ Take a ride to the other side 553 00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:04,621 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 554 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,124 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 555 00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:09,726 ♪ I wanna go I wanna go I wanna go 556 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,062 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 557 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,831 ♪ Take a ride to the other side 558 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:19,102 (rock guitar solo) 559 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,562 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 560 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,065 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 561 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,600 ♪ Let's go Let's go Let's go 562 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:53,003 ♪ Take a ride Take a ride Take a ride 563 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:56,306 ♪ Take a ride to the other side ♪ 564 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,344 - How was work, man? 565 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:01,778 - It wasn't bad. 566 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,413 - Running the car wash is a hell of a lot easier 567 00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:06,216 than being a damn clown all day. 568 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,785 I don't like second shift that much, 569 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:11,088 but I had a co-worker 570 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:14,157 I needed to cover for, 571 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:17,761 so he could go out on a hot date. 572 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,797 - Nice, blowing off work to get laid. Classic. 573 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,166 - Yeah, he said he was gonna to take her to the woods 574 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,669 for some old fashioned parking. 575 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,005 Whatever floats your boat. 576 00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:30,841 - You mean balloon. 577 00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:33,076 - C'mon man, no more clown jokes, all right. 578 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:34,277 It's enough that you already got me going 579 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:36,079 against anything that Christy wants. 580 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,448 I don't need to be tortured with clown puns. 581 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,517 - Dude, lighten up she'll be fine. 582 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,818 - That's easy for you to say. 583 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,620 All you have to do is be her brother, 584 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:46,723 I have to make her happy. 585 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,658 - Shit dude, I'm sorry. You're right. 586 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,494 I mean, I shouldn't be making you go 587 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:51,962 against her like that. 588 00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:54,097 - No, man it's all right. I just don't wanna rock the boat. 589 00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:56,333 You know, things are good. 590 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,768 - Yeah, and I can see that. 591 00:33:57,770 --> 00:34:01,238 You take good care of my sister. 592 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,574 It's just these photos going viral it feels cool, you know. 593 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:05,642 - No man, I totally get it. 594 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:06,777 I think it's awesome that things 595 00:34:06,779 --> 00:34:07,978 are actually getting out there. 596 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:11,748 - I mean, it's not a lot but it's something. 597 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,150 - What do you mean? 598 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:17,154 - Well, it's just, it's nice to have an impact, 599 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:19,689 to do something significant. 600 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:22,192 I never really thought I'd take pride 601 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,728 in much else after I lost that scholarship, 602 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:28,165 and then this whole army thing now. 603 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,167 - What army thing? 604 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:31,368 - What? 605 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,003 - This army thing, what army thing? 606 00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:35,072 - Oh, dude don't worry about it. 607 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,809 Ain't no thing. 608 00:34:38,811 --> 00:34:40,010 - You sure you good? 609 00:34:40,012 --> 00:34:42,312 - Yeah man, I'm fine. 610 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:45,248 Let's not let anything ruin an awesome night, all right? 611 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,483 - It's true. 612 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:47,417 It's not every night that a horny co-worker 613 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:48,952 gets you the night off right? 614 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,987 - No, it is not. 615 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,191 (doo woop music) 616 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:11,241 - Stop it you jerk. 617 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:12,809 - Stop it you jerk. 618 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:14,611 - I mean it, stop. 619 00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:21,585 Dammit! You almost smeared my makeup. 620 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:25,088 - Well, it's a good thing that you don't need it baby. 621 00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:31,228 - [Voiceover] Hey kids, it's me your be-boppin' daddy, 622 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,131 your rockin' buddy with those sweet, sweet tunes. 623 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:38,201 That's right, the hawk that talks, Big Don Hawkins. 624 00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:41,404 Now, we just heard a track from Tim Bowen and the Raiders. 625 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,740 Man, I remember those guys from the '70s. 626 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,642 Anyway, we have more hits coming your way 627 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,977 in the next hour. 628 00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:49,479 But first, the Wasco County sheriff's office 629 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,082 has issued a statement regarding the recent rash of calls -- 630 00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:53,984 - Hang on baby, I wanna listen to this. 631 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,585 - [Voiceover] Regarding acts of mischief 632 00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,254 and vandalism reported to have been committed 633 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,923 by individuals dressed as clowns. 634 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,425 Due to these incidents, the sheriff's office 635 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:04,861 is issuing a city wide curfew for anyone 636 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,663 18 or younger. 637 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,499 Persons over 18 are urged to use caution, 638 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,102 and to carry identification with them at -- 639 00:36:12,104 --> 00:36:14,037 - That is such bullshit. 640 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,672 Cops are always ruining everything. 641 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,241 - Sounds like some kids are ruining it for everyone. 642 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:21,178 - Oh yeah? And when did you start behaving so well? 643 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,779 - Hey, I behave. 644 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:23,947 - Whatever. 645 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,148 I had to blow off work so we could 646 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,284 come and mess around here. 647 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,452 That doesn't sound like very good behavior to me. 648 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:31,254 - Oh, such a rebel. 649 00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:33,456 I'm in the prime of my life. 650 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,925 It's natural for young people 651 00:36:34,927 --> 00:36:36,760 to explore their sexuality. 652 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,929 Besides, how do I know I'll ever 653 00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:41,598 have a chance to get lucky in the woods again. 654 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,934 - You make a good point. 655 00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:49,072 But I gotta take a piss. 656 00:36:50,107 --> 00:36:51,641 Don't you go anywhere. 657 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,310 - And just where am I gonna go? 658 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,579 - I don't know you little minx, 659 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,747 but you aren't getting away. 660 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:05,855 - You're waisting time. Go. 661 00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:28,578 (giggling) 662 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:50,533 (laughing) 663 00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:55,372 - Kev? 664 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:04,814 (yelling) 665 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,082 (screaming) 666 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:12,756 That isn't funny, you shit! 667 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,491 It isn't. 668 00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:21,898 - Sorry. 669 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,272 So, you ready for this? 670 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:57,600 What the hell?! 671 00:38:57,602 --> 00:38:58,702 - What happened? 672 00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:00,470 - What do you mean, what happened? 673 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,205 Somebody's outside shaking the car. 674 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,540 - You're crazy. 675 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:05,408 - I'm not crazy, baby. 676 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,310 I know what it feels like. 677 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:09,746 - Well, I mean we were shaking it pretty hard. 678 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:12,782 - No, no baby. No, it wasn't us. 679 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,517 - Then who was it? 680 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:15,852 - I don't know. 681 00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:20,557 I bet it was Tyler, that shit. 682 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,560 - Why would it be Tyler? 683 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:25,161 - He knows we're out here. 684 00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,329 He picked up my shift, 685 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:27,664 and I bet he got off early so he could 686 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,065 come out here and mess with us. 687 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,400 - Yeah, well your friends suck. 688 00:39:30,402 --> 00:39:32,135 - Yeah, tell me about it. 689 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:43,413 Tyler! 690 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,018 Come out, come out wherever you are 691 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,654 you cock-blocking piece of... 692 00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:15,745 I think we gotta get out of here, babe. 693 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,515 There's something going on. I don't... 694 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:21,251 Oh my god! 695 00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:26,456 (maniacal laughing) 696 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:31,895 (screams) 697 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,374 Oh god! 698 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:46,643 (laughing) 699 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,436 (laughing) 700 00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,711 (honking) 701 00:43:28,205 --> 00:43:30,006 (maniacal laughing) 702 00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:52,929 - Tyler? 703 00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:56,633 Tyler, wake up. 704 00:43:56,635 --> 00:43:57,233 Tyler. 705 00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:58,334 - Uh-uh. 706 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:01,871 - Tyler look. 707 00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:03,072 (moaning) 708 00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:04,907 Tyler, wake up you need to see this. 709 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:07,377 - What? 710 00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:08,344 - Look. 711 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:11,180 - So? 712 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,782 - So? Look at it. 713 00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:18,721 - Police say the newest victims were found 714 00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:23,226 up in an area known to locals as Lover's Lane. 715 00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:28,297 I just worked for a guy who was going to Lover's Lane. 716 00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:31,067 Is that Kevin? 717 00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:33,803 - Tyler, I don't know what's happening, 718 00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:36,539 but I don't want you guys going out at night 719 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,041 until all this stuff is over. 720 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,842 - I don't know how one relates to the other. 721 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:42,011 - Are you high? 722 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,147 I don't want you guys out late. 723 00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:47,183 There's a serial killer running around. 724 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,985 - I get it. 725 00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:51,220 But I think Byron and I can handle ourselves. 726 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:52,588 - Oh, I'm sure what those poor people 727 00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:55,024 in the woods thought. 728 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,793 (doorbell ringing) 729 00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:07,170 - Who is it? 730 00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:11,007 - It's the cops. 731 00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:16,479 - Oh shit. 732 00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:18,414 - I'd appreciate it if you give us a heads up 733 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:19,649 if you decide to leave town, 734 00:45:19,651 --> 00:45:21,317 we might want to talk to you again later. 735 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:22,752 Thanks for your time. 736 00:45:34,198 --> 00:45:35,465 - Dude, they got nothing on us. 737 00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:37,133 They're blowing smoke. We didn't do anything. 738 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:38,468 - People died, okay? 739 00:45:38,470 --> 00:45:40,336 A guy that I work with at the car wash died, 740 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,904 his girlfriend died. 741 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:43,039 How do you not get that? 742 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:44,574 - Dude, so what people die everyday 743 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:45,675 it doesn't mean we have to stop 744 00:45:45,677 --> 00:45:46,709 doing what we're doing. 745 00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,811 - That's exactly what it means! 746 00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:51,314 - We can't stop now we're blowin' up. 747 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:54,016 - Byron, you have to stop. 748 00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,418 I'm worried about you guys. 749 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,787 For Christ's sake, the cops just showed up here! 750 00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:01,324 - Christy, you don't understand. We can't stop now. 751 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:03,626 - We have to stop. How are you not getting this? 752 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:04,994 - Dude, this is bullshit. 753 00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:06,295 You're just gonna let some cops 754 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:07,864 walk in here, some flat foots, 755 00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:10,566 and tell us what to do when we did nothing wrong. 756 00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:12,068 - Byron, you have to stop. 757 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,370 - And why the hell should I?! 758 00:46:14,372 --> 00:46:15,838 (loud knocking) 759 00:46:16,907 --> 00:46:18,141 - What now? 760 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:20,009 - It's probably just the detectives again. 761 00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:24,981 - Can I help you? 762 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:26,616 - No, but I think I can help you. 763 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:27,984 Are you the clown? 764 00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,152 - Excuse me? 765 00:46:29,154 --> 00:46:31,854 - The clown. The clown on the instaweb. 766 00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:34,257 - No. 767 00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:36,359 - Are you this clown? 768 00:46:36,361 --> 00:46:38,194 - Yeah, so? 769 00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:40,997 - You are in danger. 770 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,398 You are in grave danger. 771 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,733 You're also endangering the lives 772 00:46:43,735 --> 00:46:44,734 of the people you love, 773 00:46:44,736 --> 00:46:46,903 and possibly the people of Wasco. 774 00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:48,104 - What is this? 775 00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:49,005 - You need to stop what you're doing, 776 00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:50,540 and you need to stop now. 777 00:46:50,542 --> 00:46:52,008 - Hey, wait a minute. 778 00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:55,178 - Are you this clown?! 779 00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:56,212 - No. 780 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,247 - Well, then shut up. 781 00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:01,717 You are playing with things you don't understand. 782 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,753 You are going to bring death on 783 00:47:03,755 --> 00:47:05,354 everyone you're close to, 784 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:07,790 and pretty soon that death is going 785 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:10,293 to spill out over everyone else. 786 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:11,594 - I don't know what the hell it is -- 787 00:47:11,596 --> 00:47:13,029 - Wasco! 788 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,399 - You're dressing up as the Wasco clown, yes? 789 00:47:16,401 --> 00:47:18,534 - Yeah, and? 790 00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,036 - And? 791 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:22,238 Do you think this is a game? 792 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,773 You're bringing them back, 793 00:47:23,775 --> 00:47:26,542 you're bringing them into existence. 794 00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:27,743 - Okay, wow. 795 00:47:27,745 --> 00:47:29,512 You know what, I see that you're really busy 796 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:33,049 being batshit crazy and all, do you just wanna... 797 00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:34,917 - Listen, young man! 798 00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:38,321 I might be weird, and I might be old, 799 00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:40,690 but you're the one that's batshit crazy 800 00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:43,226 if you don't listen to me. 801 00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,828 Do you want her to end up like 802 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:49,332 those poor girls or that couple at the lake? 803 00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:50,933 - No. 804 00:47:50,935 --> 00:47:53,002 - You've all heard the legends about 805 00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,504 these three hell-bound clowns had 806 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,740 a pact with Old Scratch. 807 00:47:57,742 --> 00:48:00,676 These things, they're not of this earth. 808 00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:03,012 They may have been once, 809 00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:05,548 but now they're the stuff of legends 810 00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,717 and some legends can come true. 811 00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,218 (sighs) 812 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,987 Hey, can it jarhead! 813 00:48:13,523 --> 00:48:16,726 I've kept this journal for years, 814 00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:20,029 and I was always fascinated with 815 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,131 these stories as a young girl. 816 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:26,068 And as a boy, my grandfather always went 817 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:29,038 to the circus when it came to Wasco. 818 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,607 He knew about the dark forces here. 819 00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:33,075 He told me about them, 820 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,778 and he taught me the truth behind the fiction. 821 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:39,448 And from then on, I've been keeping my eye out. 822 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,517 - For what? 823 00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:43,753 - For some fool to bring them back into existence. 824 00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:46,422 What you're doing? What you're both doing? 825 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,991 - Oh for shit's sake. 826 00:48:48,993 --> 00:48:50,159 Are we seriously going to sit here 827 00:48:50,161 --> 00:48:52,228 and listen to this nut? 828 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:56,899 Sorry, this sweet kindly crazy old nut 829 00:48:56,901 --> 00:48:58,567 tell us some story that was probably 830 00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,503 made during the Civil War to scare kids? 831 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:02,338 - Bry! 832 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:04,941 - What? I mean, okay you guys may believe this, 833 00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:07,476 but sorry I'm not buying what you're selling. 834 00:49:10,247 --> 00:49:11,881 - Your friend there is going to get himself 835 00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:13,816 and a lot of other people killed if he doesn't 836 00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:16,485 stop this nonsense. 837 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:19,956 And you too, for your own safety, 838 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:22,325 for her sake. 839 00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:24,961 - All right, let's just say I believe you. 840 00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:27,697 Okay, how can these things be sent back 841 00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:30,199 to wherever the hell they come from? 842 00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:34,236 - They can't be driven back once they've been brought forth. 843 00:49:34,238 --> 00:49:38,207 But once they're back they may be mortal again, 844 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:41,210 and if you get the upper hand you could kill them. 845 00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:44,814 You could stab them with this. 846 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:46,916 Legends say this dagger was forged 847 00:49:46,918 --> 00:49:49,285 in hell, and it's the only thing that 848 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:52,755 has the power that you need to send them back. 849 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,358 (screaming) 850 00:49:56,159 --> 00:50:00,930 - Oh gosh. The look on all three of your faces, 851 00:50:00,932 --> 00:50:02,465 that was priceless. 852 00:50:05,569 --> 00:50:08,671 Lady, relax. It's not that serious. 853 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,440 - How would you like 100,000 watts 854 00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:14,043 of giggle juice right up your keister, you smart ass! 855 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,878 Is that serious enough for you?! 856 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,646 - Okay, all right. Look, it was a joke, okay? 857 00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:19,081 He was just kidding. 858 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,550 It was stupid. It was stupid, but it was just a joke. 859 00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:23,552 I think we're all just a little too worked up right now. 860 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:24,720 - Too worked up? 861 00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,389 Listen to me, son, and listen well. 862 00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:28,858 I'm putting my life in jeopardy, 863 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,726 so that you and your sweet little lady here 864 00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:33,095 and that blithering idiot would all be spared, 865 00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:36,632 and possibly the whole town of Wasco. 866 00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:39,235 You need to heed my advice, 867 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:41,604 or you're all doomed. 868 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:44,040 I'm going to leave you this dagger, 869 00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:45,941 'cause it's the only thing that has the power 870 00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:48,110 that can send them back. 871 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,361 Good luck. 872 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,330 And you're gonna need it. 873 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,071 - Wait, so Bryon gets a dagger, 874 00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:17,606 and all we get is good luck?! 875 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,175 (screaming) 876 00:51:25,382 --> 00:51:29,218 - Don't you see?! Don't you see now it's too late! 877 00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:30,453 They're here! 878 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:32,588 And they know I'm here. 879 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:35,124 They know and they're going to find me. 880 00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:38,694 You stop. You better stop right now, 881 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:42,098 or you're gonna have some much blood on your hands. 882 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,839 - You know guys, I'm trying. 883 00:51:49,841 --> 00:51:52,341 I'm just not scared yet. 884 00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:54,510 They're just balloons. 885 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:56,245 You guys? You scared yet? 886 00:51:57,747 --> 00:51:58,914 - What? 887 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,628 - Chris. 888 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,430 Chris. Christy. 889 00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:17,600 I need those for work, Christy. 890 00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:23,639 - I don't know what's going on. 891 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,908 I don't know what I think about these 892 00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:29,044 demon clowns, or insane amateur folklores, 893 00:52:29,046 --> 00:52:31,046 but I do know that people are dying. 894 00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:34,350 And I know that the police have talked to us. 895 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:37,753 Please, you guys have to stop whatever... 896 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:40,823 project photography thing you're doing. 897 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,192 - What? No, we don't have to stop whatever we're doing. 898 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:44,827 Just because the clown whisper shows up, 899 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,296 and you two start buying her bullshit story 900 00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,231 about how photos we're taking are 901 00:52:49,233 --> 00:52:51,200 bringing clowns back to life. 902 00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:55,571 - By, it's not about that. 903 00:52:55,573 --> 00:52:57,940 - It's not the lady, okay. People are dying. 904 00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,742 We had nothing to do with it, 905 00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:00,876 but I don't want to put us at risk 906 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:02,244 when there's a murderer out there. 907 00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:04,580 - Dude, we can't stop what we're doing now. 908 00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:07,850 People are digging this, we are blowing up right now. 909 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:09,585 - By, why is this so important to you?! 910 00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:11,453 - Oh what, I can't be proud of something I've done? 911 00:53:11,455 --> 00:53:13,322 - You have a lot of things to be proud of. 912 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,723 - No, I don't at all. 913 00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:16,525 - You just came back from a tour with the Army, 914 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,693 that's something. 915 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:18,961 - Don't worry about the Army. 916 00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:19,995 Just forget about that. 917 00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:21,130 - Forget about it? 918 00:53:21,132 --> 00:53:22,398 You just came back from overseas, 919 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,699 how could I forget that? 920 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,534 - Because I got kicked out! All right?! 921 00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:30,206 - What?! 922 00:53:39,015 --> 00:53:43,252 - I got discharged, and not in an honorable way. 923 00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:47,756 - Byron, what happened? 924 00:53:52,195 --> 00:53:55,331 - I went AWOL, and they caught me 925 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,199 at a bar three days later. 926 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:01,870 And I haven't told anyone. 927 00:54:01,872 --> 00:54:04,373 Mom and Dad, they don't know. 928 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:07,042 I spent the last few weeks, and months, 929 00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:08,477 going through all the proceedings. 930 00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:11,313 It was a nightmare. 931 00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:13,716 I just let everybody down. 932 00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:19,455 - Byron, that's not true. 933 00:54:20,557 --> 00:54:23,058 I have no clue what it was like for you out there, 934 00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:26,462 but I don't think I could handle it. 935 00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:29,398 People are gonna understand. 936 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,668 - Understand? Understand what that I'm a deserter 937 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:34,536 that I couldn't take the heat, 938 00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:36,939 that it was just like it was in high school. 939 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,675 - That's not true you were great in high school. 940 00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:43,112 You were a star. You got that scholarship. 941 00:54:44,881 --> 00:54:46,849 - Chris, I lost that scholarship. 942 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:49,752 - What? 943 00:54:50,987 --> 00:54:53,155 - Yeah, I never told anybody. 944 00:54:53,157 --> 00:54:55,791 Nobody knew, except for the first time I 945 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,760 told somebody the other night. 946 00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,029 But yeah, I lost it. 947 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,967 - I don't understand. You gave up that. 948 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:10,606 - No, I got a DUI 949 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,808 right after the season ended. 950 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,376 The school wouldn't take me. 951 00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:17,446 So, I joined the Army. 952 00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:20,516 Nobody knew. 953 00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:26,789 God, I just... 954 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,025 I just... 955 00:55:30,593 --> 00:55:33,195 I've been such a shit big brother to you, 956 00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:37,499 and you shouldn't have such a screw up 957 00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:38,634 for an older brother. 958 00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:40,803 I should be like taking care of you. 959 00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:42,504 - Byron, no. 960 00:55:44,974 --> 00:55:47,309 You've always been there for me. 961 00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:50,679 That's all I need. 962 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:54,483 I don't need you to be a football star, 963 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:55,951 or a soldier, 964 00:55:55,953 --> 00:56:00,656 or a viral clown photographer. 965 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:04,159 Just be you. 966 00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:16,305 - Thanks. 967 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:19,575 And thanks to you too, man. I'm sorry. 968 00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:22,344 You know, too much too soon. 969 00:56:22,346 --> 00:56:24,146 - It's fine. I had fun, 970 00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:27,082 but considering all things I think 971 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,885 maybe there should be no more funny business, 972 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:32,688 you know, no more clowning around. 973 00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:35,724 - Clowning around. You. 974 00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:40,562 This dagger was forged in hell. 975 00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:45,401 Ten bucks says she bought that at a thrift store. 976 00:56:45,403 --> 00:56:48,470 I mean, were you guys really buying what she was saying? 977 00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:49,772 - No, of course not, 978 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:52,674 but you know with the cops and the murders. 979 00:56:52,676 --> 00:56:55,577 - That's more than enough. 980 00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:58,881 I don't know what the deal with those balloons are 981 00:56:58,883 --> 00:57:02,084 that's a little weird. 982 00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:03,352 - Probably just the neighbors, 983 00:57:03,354 --> 00:57:05,020 I mean they were giving us some crazy 984 00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:06,255 looks last night. 985 00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:09,525 - I bet it was that old Wasco witch herself. 986 00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:11,193 - She was pretty odd. 987 00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:12,995 - Dude, she was a psycho. 988 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:15,964 I mean she really believed that us 989 00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:17,966 taking pictures and putting them up online 990 00:57:17,968 --> 00:57:21,970 was resurrecting demon zombie clowns from hell. 991 00:57:23,306 --> 00:57:27,176 - Crazy lady. My little peanut, you feel better? 992 00:57:27,178 --> 00:57:30,646 - Whoa! Whoa! Bad touch, bad touch. 993 00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:32,314 - Well, you wanted to bond didn't you? 994 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,749 - I mean, that's a little much. 995 00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:35,551 - I love you guys. 996 00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:37,286 I hate clowns though. 997 00:58:05,582 --> 00:58:07,015 - The identities of the two women are being 998 00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:09,451 withheld tonight but the Wasco police department's 999 00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:11,353 statement that they are not explicitly looking 1000 00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:14,423 for a serial killer but Sheriff Wash 1001 00:58:14,425 --> 00:58:17,059 had this to say, "We are dealing with some 1002 00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:19,027 "very sick individuals." 1003 00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:20,395 - Sick individuals. 1004 00:58:20,397 --> 00:58:23,031 Yeah, they're sick individuals all right. 1005 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,118 (honking) 1006 00:58:51,294 --> 00:58:52,728 (screaming) 1007 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:55,030 (maniacal laughing) 1008 00:59:05,842 --> 00:59:07,409 (buzzing) 1009 00:59:16,185 --> 00:59:17,953 (maniacal laughing) 1010 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,276 (screaming) 1011 00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:46,214 (screaming) 1012 00:59:48,117 --> 00:59:50,152 - Please, tell me you guys are messing with me. 1013 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:51,853 Just tell me now and I won't be mad, 1014 00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,956 just tell me. 1015 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:56,892 - Baby, we had nothing to do with this, I swear to god. 1016 00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,293 As soon as Byron and I got back from the bar 1017 00:59:58,295 --> 01:00:00,395 last night, I was in bed with you. 1018 01:00:00,397 --> 01:00:02,864 - Yeah sis, we had nothing to do with this. 1019 01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:06,168 - What's going on? 1020 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,038 I can't deal with this. 1021 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,576 Are you sure? Neither of you are messing with me? 1022 01:00:14,578 --> 01:00:15,377 - No. 1023 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:17,112 - You have to tell me. 1024 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:19,414 - Babe, it's okay. Okay? 1025 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,383 We didn't do it, okay? 1026 01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:23,885 - Look, I already said I didn't do it. 1027 01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:24,987 (knocking) 1028 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:26,755 - Now, what? 1029 01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:35,197 What can I do for you now, officers? 1030 01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:36,331 - We got a few questions for you 1031 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:37,933 and your brother-in-law. 1032 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,902 - Future brother-in-law. 1033 01:00:40,904 --> 01:00:42,838 - What do you need? 1034 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,407 - Why did Nancy Benson have your name and address? 1035 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:48,910 - She came over yesterday, 1036 01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:50,979 right after you two left. 1037 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:53,582 Ranting about some stupid clown legend. 1038 01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:54,616 Why? 1039 01:00:54,618 --> 01:00:57,185 - She's dead. Murdered. 1040 01:00:59,856 --> 01:01:01,089 - What happened? 1041 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:03,392 - Apparently, she was attacked last night. 1042 01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:05,460 Tried to hide in her closet. 1043 01:01:05,462 --> 01:01:07,929 - Didn't work. 1044 01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:11,633 - So, I have to ask Mr. Bell, where were you last night? 1045 01:01:11,635 --> 01:01:12,768 - Am I under arrest? 1046 01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:14,870 - Just answer my question. 1047 01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:17,439 - We were at a bar. 1048 01:01:17,441 --> 01:01:19,741 - I don't think that my partner asked you anything. 1049 01:01:19,743 --> 01:01:22,244 - Well, I offered it anyway. 1050 01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:23,645 - And what bar was this? 1051 01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:25,013 - It was? 1052 01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:28,650 - We were at Spinelli's last night on Baxter. 1053 01:01:28,652 --> 01:01:30,185 We were there until close. 1054 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:32,954 - Is there anyone that can confirm you were there? 1055 01:01:32,956 --> 01:01:34,690 - Actually, yes there is. 1056 01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:38,260 - All right, smart ass who is it? 1057 01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:40,595 - The bartender. 1058 01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:41,863 - You expect me to believe that 1059 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:43,432 the bartender's gonna remember the two of you 1060 01:01:43,434 --> 01:01:46,234 on a busy night like last night? 1061 01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:47,235 - Tyler? 1062 01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:51,606 - He banged her. 1063 01:01:51,608 --> 01:01:53,408 - Byron. 1064 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,876 - What? 1065 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:59,081 - So, if you go, just ask for the rocker-looking chick 1066 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,483 with the black hair and tattoos. 1067 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:04,419 Yeah, like on the neck and she had a piercing on the lip. 1068 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:08,056 Yeah, ask for her and she'll confirm it. 1069 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,726 - You telling me that if we go talk to this bartender 1070 01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:12,761 she's gonna confirm you were there last night? 1071 01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:16,064 - Yeah, she can confirm it. I was there. 1072 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,632 Twice. 1073 01:02:17,634 --> 01:02:19,701 - All right, all right. Look, we answered your questions. 1074 01:02:19,703 --> 01:02:23,638 Okay, go to the bar if it doesn't pan out, we'll be here. 1075 01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,142 - Oh, I'm sure we'll be back. 1076 01:02:27,144 --> 01:02:29,511 - You can count on it. 1077 01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:31,980 - Oh, and one last thing, 1078 01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:35,283 what's with all of these balloons? 1079 01:02:36,986 --> 01:02:38,453 - Those are for me. 1080 01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:40,422 Last night was my official welcome home party 1081 01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:41,890 from the Army. 1082 01:02:41,892 --> 01:02:43,458 - Welcome home, soldier. 1083 01:02:44,827 --> 01:02:47,796 Stay put, we're gonna want to talk to you again. 1084 01:02:55,671 --> 01:02:58,406 - What the hell was that? 1085 01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:00,175 - That poor woman. 1086 01:03:01,644 --> 01:03:03,578 - Why did you lie to him about the balloons? 1087 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:05,347 - Dude, would you have believed that these 1088 01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:08,049 balloons were just here when we woke up this morning? 1089 01:03:08,051 --> 01:03:09,584 - My own sister hardly believed us, 1090 01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:13,088 Cagney and Lacey would've hauled us off on the spot. 1091 01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:15,223 You know, you should really be thanking me. 1092 01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:16,324 - Why? 1093 01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:18,627 - For banging that bartender. 1094 01:03:18,629 --> 01:03:19,995 I never thought establishing an alibi 1095 01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:22,998 could be so much fun, or degrading. 1096 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,034 - Okay, that's good. Don't need that. 1097 01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:43,785 - Dude. Dude. 1098 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,172 This is so stupid. 1099 01:05:30,626 --> 01:05:31,626 - Byro-maniac 1100 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:32,494 - Ow! 1101 01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:33,395 - Byron lung. 1102 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:34,796 - Ow, man. 1103 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:37,599 - Byron drunk, that's all I got. 1104 01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:39,000 - What the hell happened? 1105 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:39,935 - You all right? 1106 01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:42,137 - All right's a relative term. 1107 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:43,471 - You shouldn't drink. 1108 01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:46,107 - Dude, you think I did this to myself? 1109 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,743 I got smacked in the head with a pipe. 1110 01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:50,745 - Doesn't make any sense. 1111 01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,815 - I don't think we're in the house alone. 1112 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:55,817 - What do you mean we're not alone? 1113 01:05:55,819 --> 01:05:57,686 - Dude, look at the door. 1114 01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:02,991 - Oh shit. 1115 01:06:08,731 --> 01:06:10,265 Chris?! 1116 01:06:10,267 --> 01:06:11,466 Christy! 1117 01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:16,838 - What's wrong, Peanut? 1118 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,706 - It's all right. 1119 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,074 Move, move, move! 1120 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,710 (screaming) 1121 01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:31,419 Christy? 1122 01:06:31,421 --> 01:06:32,787 Christy! 1123 01:06:37,593 --> 01:06:40,562 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 1124 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,198 (maniacal laughing) 1125 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:35,583 - What the hell is this? 1126 01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:41,289 Bryon. Byron. 1127 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:43,091 - Clowns! - Shh! 1128 01:07:43,093 --> 01:07:45,427 - Freakin' clowns, man! - Shh! Shh! Shh! 1129 01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:50,865 - Where's Christy? 1130 01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:54,936 - I don't know. I think we follow that clown we'll find her. 1131 01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:57,672 - Follow the clown, that's your plan? 1132 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,007 - Yeah. 1133 01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:02,677 - Well, can you get out of these lights? 1134 01:08:02,679 --> 01:08:05,480 - It's funny but I think I can. 1135 01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:08,716 - Untie me. Quit clowning around, 1136 01:08:08,718 --> 01:08:10,318 I'm tied up like a Christmas tree. 1137 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:11,886 - Shh! 1138 01:08:11,888 --> 01:08:13,388 - Quit clowning around. 1139 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:15,356 - Seriously? You just had to say that? 1140 01:08:15,358 --> 01:08:16,458 - Have you seen yourself? 1141 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,326 - Have you seen yourself? 1142 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,674 You go first. 1143 01:08:34,009 --> 01:08:36,111 You have clown makeup on. 1144 01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:48,323 - All right, what's the plan? 1145 01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:49,791 - We find Christy. 1146 01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:53,194 - Totally, I'm with you. How? 1147 01:09:00,836 --> 01:09:02,837 - After you. 1148 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,672 - Gee, thanks. 1149 01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:20,688 Is every building in this damn town abandoned? 1150 01:09:20,690 --> 01:09:22,924 - Pretty much. 1151 01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,259 Christy. 1152 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,596 - Why the hell did clowns kidnap us? 1153 01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:30,532 - Clowns from hell. 1154 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:32,934 - Sorry, clowns from hell. 1155 01:09:32,936 --> 01:09:33,968 - Christy. 1156 01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:39,574 (door slams) 1157 01:09:57,159 --> 01:10:00,328 Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. 1158 01:10:05,568 --> 01:10:07,569 Can we talk about this? 1159 01:10:08,971 --> 01:10:10,805 Suck on this, Bozo! 1160 01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:12,974 C'mon! 1161 01:10:19,248 --> 01:10:20,815 Byron! 1162 01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:25,119 The clown's kicking my ass! 1163 01:10:26,188 --> 01:10:27,722 Byron! 1164 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,707 I hate clowns. 1165 01:10:49,345 --> 01:10:50,878 (gagging) 1166 01:10:56,952 --> 01:11:00,088 - So yeah, dagger forged in hell. 1167 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,394 - That's awesome. 1168 01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:08,763 Let's go find Christy. 1169 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,132 - Yeah, let's do that. 1170 01:11:11,134 --> 01:11:13,234 - Tastes like black licorice. 1171 01:11:13,236 --> 01:11:15,603 - Well, don't put clowns in your mouth 1172 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,705 they taste funny. 1173 01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:37,792 Guess there's only one way to go. 1174 01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:14,729 (screaming) 1175 01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:19,500 Hey, big top! 1176 01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:20,868 Let her go. 1177 01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:27,608 You untie her, I'll take care of tiny. 1178 01:12:36,652 --> 01:12:37,985 - What's taking so long? 1179 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:38,986 - I got clown shit on my hands, 1180 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:40,388 just give me a break! 1181 01:12:49,131 --> 01:12:52,367 - C'mon! C'mon! Hit me big boy! 1182 01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,535 (yells) 1183 01:12:57,072 --> 01:12:59,374 I could use a little help here! 1184 01:12:59,376 --> 01:13:01,576 - Help him. Go help him. 1185 01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:13,154 - Get the knife! Get the knife, man! 1186 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:17,658 What are you waiting for? Stab him! 1187 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,427 Stab him, dude! 1188 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:23,030 (wheezing) 1189 01:13:37,179 --> 01:13:39,313 I think we found the bad witch. 1190 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,657 - Wait, wait. 1191 01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:11,546 Not another one! 1192 01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:12,747 - Guys?! 1193 01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:16,284 - Hey you, get your clown hands off of her! 1194 01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:17,685 (laughing) 1195 01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:24,892 (circus music) 1196 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:28,996 What the hell? 1197 01:14:48,283 --> 01:14:49,717 I think he got me. 1198 01:14:49,719 --> 01:14:51,085 - I got him. Now c'mon, let's get Christy. 1199 01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:52,553 Let's go. 1200 01:14:52,555 --> 01:14:53,187 (screaming) 1201 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,856 - Christy! 1202 01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,023 C'mon dude, let's go! 1203 01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:57,725 - Go get her, man. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1204 01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,293 - I can't just leave you, man. 1205 01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:01,562 - Dude, really give me like five minutes. 1206 01:15:01,564 --> 01:15:03,397 Go get her. 1207 01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:04,465 - Byron. 1208 01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:06,334 Go get my sister! 1209 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:51,178 - Christy. 1210 01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:56,484 (laughing) 1211 01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:43,164 - Hey, are you okay? 1212 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:46,133 - I've been better. You look good. 1213 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:50,237 Let's go. 1214 01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:51,439 - Yeah. 1215 01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:02,083 Where's Byron? 1216 01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:03,884 I don't think he made it. 1217 01:17:03,886 --> 01:17:05,353 (balloon pops) 1218 01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:09,390 Let's go. 1219 01:18:09,418 --> 01:18:10,818 Are you okay? 1220 01:18:13,288 --> 01:18:16,424 - We have to go back for Byron. 1221 01:18:16,426 --> 01:18:18,025 - I will okay. I will. 1222 01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:21,028 - No. - You'll have to stay here. 1223 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:22,430 - You can't go back by yourself. 1224 01:18:22,432 --> 01:18:25,433 - You stay here. I will find him, okay? 1225 01:18:25,435 --> 01:18:27,802 - What? You guys leaving without me? 1226 01:18:30,338 --> 01:18:31,572 That's rude. 1227 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,309 Hi. Hi. Hi. 1228 01:18:36,178 --> 01:18:37,845 - Oh, I should smack you. 1229 01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:39,947 - What? Did I scare you? 1230 01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:42,516 - No, your face just looks stupid. 1231 01:18:42,518 --> 01:18:44,618 - Somethings don't change. 1232 01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:46,153 - Are you okay? 1233 01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:48,389 - I'll live. 1234 01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:49,223 - Can we just... 1235 01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:50,224 - Yeah, let's go. 1236 01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:51,659 - Okay. 1237 01:18:51,661 --> 01:18:52,860 I think I... 1238 01:18:52,862 --> 01:18:56,664 Thank you. I think I bruised my liver. 1239 01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:58,265 Can you bruise your liver? 1240 01:18:58,267 --> 01:19:01,268 - I don't think you can, Peanut. 1241 01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:04,305 - [Byron] Peanut? Did she just call you peanut? 1242 01:19:04,307 --> 01:19:05,406 - [Tyler] Oh my god. 1243 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:07,108 - [Byron] Peanut, peanut. 1244 01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,876 - [Voiceover] That's right ladies and gentlemen 1245 01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:10,344 a clown in Central Park. 1246 01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:11,979 - [Voiceover] Residents in a Kansas City neighborhood 1247 01:19:11,981 --> 01:19:13,814 have reported seeing a clown hanging out 1248 01:19:13,816 --> 01:19:16,183 in the public park in the middle of the night. 1249 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:20,187 - [Voiceover] With dark eyes and is almost 1250 01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:22,056 always seen with a red balloon. 1251 01:19:22,058 --> 01:19:23,257 I don't know about you 1252 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,893 but I'd be moving away from that place.