1 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,931 - This is the best. - All right. 2 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,432 - I fucking love this. - Okay. 3 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,167 - This feels so fucking good. - All right. 4 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:37,835 I fucking love fucking you. 5 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,736 Okay, shh. 6 00:00:39,738 --> 00:00:41,104 Shh. It's okay. 7 00:00:41,106 --> 00:00:42,905 Sorry, was I saying "fucking" too much? 8 00:00:42,907 --> 00:00:45,741 No, it's fine. It's good. I like it. Just keep it down, okay? 9 00:00:45,743 --> 00:00:46,842 Okay. Okay. 10 00:00:46,844 --> 00:00:48,810 Okay. 11 00:00:48,812 --> 00:00:50,645 Tell me I have a big dick. You've got a big dick, sweetie. 12 00:00:50,647 --> 00:00:51,779 Yeah. Say, giant. 13 00:00:51,781 --> 00:00:54,148 You've got a giant dick, sweetie, and I love it. 14 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:55,215 -Yeah. -I love it. 15 00:00:55,217 --> 00:00:56,683 -Yeah. -Circles, please. 16 00:00:56,685 --> 00:00:58,651 -Okay. -Circles. 17 00:00:58,653 --> 00:01:01,153 - There we go. Yeah. - Okay. All right. 18 00:01:01,155 --> 00:01:02,587 Bigger circles, baby. Bigger circles. 19 00:01:02,589 --> 00:01:04,121 I feel like I'm giving big circles right now. 20 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:05,922 -Shh. -Okay. 21 00:01:05,924 --> 00:01:07,490 -Shh. Shh. -Okay. 22 00:01:07,492 --> 00:01:08,457 -Okay? -Okay. 23 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:12,060 Okay. I'm good. Are you good? You good? 24 00:01:12,062 --> 00:01:13,995 -You good? -Yeah, yeah. Let's do this. 25 00:01:13,997 --> 00:01:15,296 -Great. -Okay. 26 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,133 - Okay. 27 00:01:25,739 --> 00:01:27,506 He's awake. 28 00:01:27,508 --> 00:01:29,074 -Okay, hurry up. -Okay. 29 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:34,210 Ah. There's still time. 30 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:36,178 -Oh, my God. -I can come. There's still time for me. 31 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,345 -Honey, he's awake. -No, no, no. 32 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,946 -He's awake! -I'm coming! 33 00:01:38,948 --> 00:01:40,647 - Mama! 34 00:01:41,315 --> 00:01:42,281 Whoa! 35 00:01:42,283 --> 00:01:44,082 - Hey, buddy! - -It smells weird. 36 00:01:44,084 --> 00:01:45,349 - It does smell weird? - Yeah. 37 00:01:45,351 --> 00:01:47,117 -Okay. Let's go, let's go. -All right. 38 00:01:55,725 --> 00:01:58,525 Do you know where RJ's summer pants are? 39 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:03,195 I have to put an outfit on RJ. Where... 40 00:02:03,863 --> 00:02:05,129 My summer pants? 41 00:02:05,131 --> 00:02:07,464 Yeah, I'm looking for your summer pants, buddy. 42 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:10,133 Emily. 43 00:02:10,135 --> 00:02:12,301 We really should have labeled the boxes. 44 00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:14,636 I didn't realize that we had this much stuff. 45 00:02:14,638 --> 00:02:17,705 All right. Well, I guess he's just gonna fry to death out there 46 00:02:17,707 --> 00:02:20,374 'cause all we have is like wintry, fleecy stuff. 47 00:02:20,376 --> 00:02:23,143 I mean, I feel like we could get rid of half this shit. 48 00:02:23,145 --> 00:02:25,912 Yeah, well, you know. Come on. 49 00:02:25,914 --> 00:02:27,213 It's LA, dude. 50 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,647 It's every day sunshine. 51 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,783 Are you wearing that to a child's birthday party? 52 00:02:34,186 --> 00:02:36,487 -Oh, come on. -It's little crazy at work. 53 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,355 I really want to get a jump on things. 54 00:02:38,357 --> 00:02:39,189 Really? 55 00:02:39,191 --> 00:02:41,391 Yeah. I'm sorry. Is that cool? 56 00:02:41,759 --> 00:02:43,593 Honey. 57 00:02:43,595 --> 00:02:46,696 I thought this was gonna be like our chance to meet people. 58 00:02:46,698 --> 00:02:47,763 Just this one time. 59 00:02:47,765 --> 00:02:50,265 I mean, you go to work and you talk to people. 60 00:02:50,267 --> 00:02:51,666 -Honey. -I don't talk to people. 61 00:02:51,668 --> 00:02:53,434 -And it's weird. -Alex... 62 00:02:53,436 --> 00:02:54,568 I know. 63 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:56,102 - Like, I'm a grown-up person... - -I know. 64 00:02:56,104 --> 00:02:57,803 - ...like, going and... - -I know. 65 00:02:57,805 --> 00:03:01,139 Am I supposed to just ask other grownups if they want to be friends? 66 00:03:01,141 --> 00:03:02,440 You could. 67 00:03:02,442 --> 00:03:04,308 -You could start there. -Sweetie, stop. 68 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,876 -You could. -That's crazy. 69 00:03:05,878 --> 00:03:07,143 It's not crazy. 70 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,445 I... Seriously, am I... Am I seven years old? 71 00:03:09,447 --> 00:03:11,679 You're not seven years old. 72 00:03:13,448 --> 00:03:15,182 How do you not worry about this stuff? 73 00:03:15,184 --> 00:03:17,884 'Cause I don't need anybody else. 74 00:03:17,886 --> 00:03:20,219 I got everything I need under this roof. 75 00:03:21,588 --> 00:03:23,121 Well, that's a nice thing to say. 76 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:24,822 Yeah, it's true. 77 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:29,692 All right. Well... 78 00:03:31,327 --> 00:03:33,795 Good luck with the summer pants. 79 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,129 Stop saying summer pants. 80 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,463 It's your... It's your word. 81 00:03:36,465 --> 00:03:38,598 No, it's not. You started saying it first. 82 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,534 No. I think they're called shorts. 83 00:03:43,403 --> 00:03:47,638 Ah, why did I cut those off into shorts. What am I doing? 84 00:03:49,207 --> 00:03:50,840 My son looks like an idiot. 85 00:04:02,684 --> 00:04:04,383 All right, fuck you, too. 86 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,253 Hey, bud. 87 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:12,287 You having fun? 88 00:04:12,289 --> 00:04:14,822 -Not really. -You wanna go home? 89 00:04:14,824 --> 00:04:16,223 But I just got here. 90 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,290 - What? -Hi! 91 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,592 -Hey. -Hey, handsome boys. 92 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,560 -Hi. -You came. 93 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,827 Look what I got. 94 00:04:24,695 --> 00:04:25,695 What's in here? 95 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:27,196 - Oh, my God. - Gummy worms. 96 00:04:27,198 --> 00:04:29,831 - Gummy worms! -Oh, jeez. 97 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:31,365 -See? -Of course. 98 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:32,799 Look at that, huh? 99 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,400 Hi. 100 00:04:34,402 --> 00:04:35,467 Hi. 101 00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:38,202 Thank you for coming. 102 00:04:38,204 --> 00:04:41,738 I know, I was just at work. I was feeling very guilty, I wasn't getting any work done, so... 103 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,107 -I came to play. -That's really nice. 104 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:46,409 - Really nice. - Thanks. 105 00:04:46,943 --> 00:04:48,710 Oh, my gosh. 106 00:04:48,712 --> 00:04:51,846 That's what I'm talking about. Gummy worms and kids, huh? 107 00:04:51,848 --> 00:04:53,480 It's like chumming the ocean for sharks. 108 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:55,347 -You're a genius. -Yeah. 109 00:04:57,183 --> 00:04:58,449 Hey, buddy. 110 00:04:58,451 --> 00:05:00,417 Hold on. What's... What's going on? 111 00:05:00,419 --> 00:05:02,252 - Who's, um... - I don't know. 112 00:05:02,254 --> 00:05:03,319 What is this guy... 113 00:05:03,321 --> 00:05:04,687 -Why... -I don't know. 114 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:06,989 -Why is he talking to RJ? -I don't know. 115 00:05:06,991 --> 00:05:08,690 - Should you go talk to him? - Should I? 116 00:05:08,692 --> 00:05:10,024 - Maybe? - I don't know. 117 00:05:10,026 --> 00:05:11,592 I mean, if he's gonna... 118 00:05:11,594 --> 00:05:13,727 Oh, here he comes. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. 119 00:05:13,729 --> 00:05:14,861 - Hello. - Hi. 120 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:16,362 - How are you? - -Good. 121 00:05:16,364 --> 00:05:18,197 Is that boy yours over there? 122 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:19,164 Yeah. 123 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:20,932 Well, I'm glad I caught this. 124 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:24,235 This, my friend, is a pest that wreaks havoc in little boys' bellies. 125 00:05:24,237 --> 00:05:27,037 I don't know where he got it from, but I wanted to bring it to your attention. 126 00:05:27,039 --> 00:05:28,505 Oh. 127 00:05:28,507 --> 00:05:30,874 Well, thank you. That would've been terrible if he ate it. 128 00:05:30,876 --> 00:05:32,075 Yeah. 129 00:05:32,077 --> 00:05:34,243 My son Max is on a strict vegan diet. 130 00:05:34,245 --> 00:05:36,245 - Oh. -And a cleanse. 131 00:05:36,846 --> 00:05:39,247 Just kidding. I'm Kurt. 132 00:05:39,249 --> 00:05:41,716 -Hey, I'm Alex. This is Emily, my wife. -Emily. 133 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:43,551 Emily, Alex, pleasure. How are you? 134 00:05:43,553 --> 00:05:45,653 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 135 00:05:48,123 --> 00:05:49,857 So you guys part of the birthday party or... 136 00:05:49,859 --> 00:05:52,793 Oh, no, no. This is our usual park. We come here every day. 137 00:05:52,795 --> 00:05:54,327 Oh, cool. 138 00:05:54,329 --> 00:05:56,128 How about you? I haven't seen you in the neighborhood You new around here? 139 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:58,230 Yeah, we just moved here from Seattle. 140 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,965 -Two week in. -Two weeks. 141 00:05:59,967 --> 00:06:01,333 Wow. Well, welcome. 142 00:06:01,335 --> 00:06:03,335 You guys picked the coolest area in Los Angeles. 143 00:06:03,337 --> 00:06:04,703 - Yeah? -Yeah. Absolutely. 144 00:06:04,705 --> 00:06:06,838 You know, we heard that this is where 145 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,373 the younger people with kids were living. 146 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:10,874 -This park's fucking fantastic. -Uh-huh. 147 00:06:10,876 --> 00:06:13,176 You've got two oyster bars. One of which is the shit. 148 00:06:13,178 --> 00:06:14,777 -That's great. -Shops... 149 00:06:14,779 --> 00:06:17,246 My wife and I moved here about two years ago. We love it. 150 00:06:17,248 --> 00:06:18,747 -Wow. -Cool. Awesome. 151 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:19,948 That's great. 152 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:21,249 Wow. 153 00:06:21,251 --> 00:06:23,417 Max has really taken a shine to your boy. 154 00:06:23,419 --> 00:06:26,353 He's very discerning, doesn't make friends easily. 155 00:06:26,355 --> 00:06:28,388 -RJ is actually the same way. -Yeah. 156 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:29,555 -Yeah. Yeah. -Really? 157 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,557 Where's he going to school in the fall? 158 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:33,658 Um... 159 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,727 Have you guys taken your tours yet? 160 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,828 -Tours? -Touring the schools? 161 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,964 Yeah. Go around, look at them. 162 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,932 Okay. Well, I get a little bit crazy about that stuff. 163 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,867 Yeah, another... It's all coming up. 164 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:46,269 Just as long as you get your applications in early, you'll be fine. 165 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:47,937 If you need a letter of recommendation, 166 00:06:47,939 --> 00:06:50,606 I'm sort of the mayor of this area, so I can absolutely help you. 167 00:06:50,608 --> 00:06:51,640 -Thank you. -Thank you. 168 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:52,974 - Thanks. - -Cool. Well... 169 00:06:54,142 --> 00:06:55,942 -Emelia. -Ah. Ooh. 170 00:06:57,044 --> 00:06:59,145 -Alexander. -All right. 171 00:06:59,147 --> 00:07:00,813 So cool, you guys. 172 00:07:00,815 --> 00:07:02,381 -This is so cool. Welcome. -Yeah. 173 00:07:02,383 --> 00:07:03,348 -Great. -Great. 174 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:04,382 -Great people. -All right. 175 00:07:04,384 --> 00:07:05,449 All right. See you. 176 00:07:05,451 --> 00:07:06,716 - Bye. - See you. 177 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,585 You know, we have more to discuss. 178 00:07:09,587 --> 00:07:11,286 Tonight is our regular pizza night. 179 00:07:11,288 --> 00:07:13,821 We could turn it into a "welcome to the neighborhood" get-together. 180 00:07:13,823 --> 00:07:16,323 I can give you the one on one on the schools in the area and... 181 00:07:16,325 --> 00:07:17,924 It could be fun. 182 00:07:17,926 --> 00:07:19,859 - Huh. - -I'm just throwing it out there. 183 00:07:19,861 --> 00:07:23,362 Uh, yeah, I mean, that's really nice, but you shouldn't feel obligated. 184 00:07:23,364 --> 00:07:24,863 - Obligated-shmobligated. - -No. 185 00:07:24,865 --> 00:07:27,732 Our boys seem to love each other and we love making new friends. 186 00:07:27,734 --> 00:07:29,100 It's not an obligation. It's fun... 187 00:07:29,102 --> 00:07:31,302 -You know, yes. Yeah. -I... 188 00:07:31,304 --> 00:07:33,704 That actually sounds like a lot of fun, right? 189 00:07:33,706 --> 00:07:35,272 Yeah. Sure. 190 00:07:35,274 --> 00:07:37,540 And Alex was just talking this morning about wanting to make new friends. 191 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:39,642 - Get out of here. - -Mm-hmm. 192 00:07:39,644 --> 00:07:43,511 Great. Well, why don't you come over at like 5:00, 5:30? We're at 1983 Cameron Court. 193 00:07:43,513 --> 00:07:44,812 -Done. Thank you. -Awesome. 194 00:07:44,814 --> 00:07:46,213 -Awesome. Great. -That's really nice. 195 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,114 -See you there. -And listen, do not bring anything. 196 00:07:48,116 --> 00:07:50,516 Just bring yourselves. We have everything covered, okay? No cheating. 197 00:07:50,518 --> 00:07:52,584 Going to Whole Foods now, any dietary restrictions? 198 00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:53,751 -I don't think so. -Screw it. 199 00:07:53,753 --> 00:07:56,086 You guys, I'm so excited. Yay! 200 00:07:56,088 --> 00:07:57,487 All right. 201 00:07:57,489 --> 00:07:59,555 - See you later. Kurt. - -Bye, buddy. 202 00:07:59,557 --> 00:08:02,291 Wow, he seems cool. 203 00:08:02,293 --> 00:08:04,960 Best case scenario, I think we just made our first new friends. 204 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:05,961 -Yeah. -Yeah. 205 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,062 Worst case? 206 00:08:07,064 --> 00:08:09,964 We have a boring night and we go home early. 207 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,536 -Whoa. -Oh, wow. 208 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,471 That's a pretty nice house. 209 00:08:20,272 --> 00:08:21,605 Up, please. 210 00:08:21,607 --> 00:08:24,474 Oh, sweetie, it's only a little bit further. 211 00:08:24,476 --> 00:08:25,708 -Here. Will you take that? -Yeah. 212 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:28,377 Okay. Come here. Come here. 213 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:30,512 Want a little bit of a... 214 00:08:35,651 --> 00:08:38,618 What have you been eating? What's in your belly? 215 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,952 - What the fuck, hun? - -Food! 216 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:40,919 Food? 217 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,020 -Honey. -Yeah. 218 00:08:42,821 --> 00:08:44,188 What? 219 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:48,058 This is Two-Buck Chuck. We can't bring this to the dinner party. 220 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,426 Why? 221 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,327 Why? 'Cause it's two bucks. 222 00:08:51,329 --> 00:08:53,829 It's what we had. I didn't think it was gonna make a difference. 223 00:08:53,831 --> 00:08:57,165 This is like what 19-year-olds cook with. 224 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,933 Oh, sweetie. It's fine. 225 00:09:00,036 --> 00:09:02,269 -It's fine, right? -It's kind of a lame move. 226 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:06,172 I... I think what you're doing right now is kind of a lame move. 227 00:09:09,142 --> 00:09:10,542 - Hello! - -Hey. 228 00:09:10,544 --> 00:09:12,377 Welcome, new friends. I'm Charlotte. 229 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,644 - Hi. -You must be Alex. 230 00:09:13,646 --> 00:09:15,712 -Come on in. Come on in. -Okay. Thank you. 231 00:09:15,714 --> 00:09:17,880 I'm just gonna kiss your cheeks. Mmm. 232 00:09:17,882 --> 00:09:18,747 Okay. 233 00:09:18,749 --> 00:09:20,081 -And you must be Emily. -Yes. 234 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,216 - Beauty! Whoo! - Well, thank you. 235 00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:23,517 Thank you for that. 236 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,051 Let that kid down. We'll have them run free here. 237 00:09:25,053 --> 00:09:26,886 All right. There we go. 238 00:09:26,888 --> 00:09:31,056 Hello, sweet pea. Do you wanna eat pizza until your belly explodes? 239 00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:32,424 -Yeah! -Yeah? 240 00:09:35,061 --> 00:09:38,328 Oh, I know someone who's been waiting to play with him all day long. 241 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,696 - Come on in, please. - -Thank you. 242 00:09:39,698 --> 00:09:41,664 - Um, here you go. 243 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:42,798 This is from a farm up north. 244 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,633 -It's our friend's farm. -Wow! 245 00:09:44,635 --> 00:09:46,768 Yeah, that's why there's no label, 'cause they recycle the bottles. 246 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:49,804 -Oh. Okay. -So... It's organic. 247 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,640 Great. Wow. Well, thank you so much, Alex. 248 00:09:52,642 --> 00:09:54,008 -Great. -Come on in. 249 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,477 The boys are just finishing their homework. 250 00:09:56,479 --> 00:09:57,978 I'm gonna get you with my horse! 251 00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,612 I'm gonna get you with my horse! 252 00:09:59,614 --> 00:10:01,580 All right, last one. Last one. 253 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:04,682 "Vamos a la biblioteca." 254 00:10:04,684 --> 00:10:06,517 Biblioteca! 255 00:10:06,519 --> 00:10:08,318 - Right. Hey. - -Hey. 256 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,752 Bienvenudos, guys. 257 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:11,520 - Ciao. - Hey. 258 00:10:11,522 --> 00:10:13,054 Kurt is speaking Spanish with Max 259 00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:16,457 in anticipation for some work we're gonna be doing in Ecuador. 260 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:17,658 Oh, wow! That's amazing. 261 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,259 Mm-hmm. But with me 262 00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:21,661 -it's mostly French. -Uh-huh. 263 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,995 You... So, you... French and Spanish? 264 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,497 -Does that ever get confusing for him? -No. 265 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,632 -Do the two... -Keeps him on his toes. 266 00:10:27,634 --> 00:10:31,301 I don't know if you guys noticed, but we've got a seriously delicious situation developing here. 267 00:10:31,303 --> 00:10:32,535 -Oh, yeah. -Mmm, yum! 268 00:10:32,537 --> 00:10:35,237 -You guys look great. -Oh, thanks. 269 00:10:35,239 --> 00:10:37,339 Hey, thank you again for inviting us. 270 00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:38,406 Oh, yeah. 271 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:39,707 Your house is gorgeous, by the way. 272 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,508 - Thank you. -It's beautiful. 273 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:46,378 I'm proud to say that Kurt designed and rebuilt the entire thing himself. 274 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,579 Well... 275 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,280 It was just an ugly box when we bought it. 276 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,248 Holy cow! 277 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,917 I actually based the entire design on Charlotte's childhood home in the south of France. 278 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:57,720 Wow. So is that what you do? You're an architect? 279 00:10:58,621 --> 00:11:00,655 I've... I've lived many lives, Alex. 280 00:11:00,657 --> 00:11:06,293 I've been born, died and resurrected so many times, I can't even tell you, but... 281 00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:08,061 Can I show you what my passion is now? 282 00:11:08,063 --> 00:11:09,395 I'm really excited about it. 283 00:11:09,397 --> 00:11:10,529 -Yeah. -Yeah. 284 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:11,863 Then we'll do pizza. 285 00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:19,636 Here, drink it. 286 00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:23,739 - Yeah? -Yeah, drink it, taste it. 287 00:11:23,741 --> 00:11:26,174 -How does that taste? -Oh. It's... It's really good. 288 00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:29,043 Are you familiar with desalinization through reverse osmosis? 289 00:11:29,677 --> 00:11:30,843 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 290 00:11:30,845 --> 00:11:32,344 - You are. - -Um... 291 00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:35,447 Remind me again what, what it is. 292 00:11:35,449 --> 00:11:38,283 So, that water that you're drinking was processed through a filtering system 293 00:11:38,285 --> 00:11:41,786 that I've been developing for the past ten years. My own personal system. 294 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,522 What's wrong with a... Like a normal filter? 295 00:11:44,524 --> 00:11:48,759 They only last about 36 hours. After that you're basically drinking liquid cancer. 296 00:11:48,761 --> 00:11:50,694 - Mmm. - But with my system, 297 00:11:50,696 --> 00:11:55,231 we're essentially taking spoiled lemons and making sweet, sweet lemonade. 298 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:58,133 Like that water that you're drinking right there, that was initially sewage. 299 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,134 Pretty amazing, right? 300 00:11:59,136 --> 00:11:59,934 - Mmm. -Oh. 301 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,770 Yeah. So you see how far... 302 00:12:02,772 --> 00:12:05,172 - Oh, no. Oh, no. Alex... - Oh-oh. 303 00:12:05,174 --> 00:12:07,941 Alex. Alex, it's beyond clean. I would not give you disgusting water. 304 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:09,709 - He's just joking. -I know he's kidding. 305 00:12:09,711 --> 00:12:11,210 No, it's so good. 306 00:12:11,212 --> 00:12:13,145 - Well, thank you. -It's really good. 307 00:12:13,147 --> 00:12:14,980 We already have our system set up in some of the poorest parts of the world. 308 00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:17,749 -Like your Cubas, your Northern Pakistans... -Wow. 309 00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,550 Your Central Republic of Africas. 310 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:20,851 We're taking this bitch village to village. 311 00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:22,419 -Oh, my God, just... -Before you can... 312 00:12:23,921 --> 00:12:26,722 Sometimes the only way to shut him is to kiss him. 313 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:27,956 That's not true. Is that true? 314 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,891 -No, I mean... -I stop talking. 315 00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:31,592 I'm so proud of you, darling. 316 00:12:31,594 --> 00:12:33,260 -I stop. I stop. -I'm fucking hungry. 317 00:12:33,262 --> 00:12:34,461 Okay. 318 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,628 Are you hungry? I'm sure you are. 319 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,197 Are you guys fucking hungry? 320 00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,398 -Sure. -Yeah. 321 00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:47,971 One more piece of pizza for old tubby over here. 322 00:12:47,973 --> 00:12:49,439 Oh... 323 00:12:49,441 --> 00:12:51,474 Seriously, buddy, you don't have to barf to show us you like the food. 324 00:12:51,476 --> 00:12:53,342 Honey, he might have a point there. I don't know. 325 00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:55,477 Jesus, I feel like I'm on Intervention or something. 326 00:12:55,479 --> 00:12:58,046 Just let him have one more piece. He's a growing boy. 327 00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,848 - Thank you, Charlotte. -You're welcome. 328 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,916 The pizza is yucky. 329 00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:04,684 Doesn't look like you thought it was yucky. 330 00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:06,652 It's so good, you know what it makes me think about? 331 00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:08,387 - What? 332 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,658 Isn't he the funniest? 333 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,326 You know what? 334 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,828 -Hold on, I just wanna say one thing. -He's very funny. 335 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,497 I wanna say one thing. 336 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:23,300 You know, one of our main worries coming here was 337 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:27,403 that we wouldn't be able to meet new people or make new friends. 338 00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:29,271 Um... 339 00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:33,174 And I have to say that tonight you guys really put that to bed. 340 00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:34,708 - And, and, and... -It's true. 341 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,910 - It is true. -It's true. He's... Yeah. 342 00:13:36,912 --> 00:13:40,947 - And I just wanna say, thank you for having us in your beautiful home. -Thank you. 343 00:13:40,949 --> 00:13:43,349 - Glad we could be of service. Cheers. -So, thank you. 344 00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:47,386 And, you know what, speaking of being put to bed. 345 00:13:47,388 --> 00:13:50,622 Yeah, I think we're hitting the wall here energy-wise. 346 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:52,457 -Yeah, it's close. -Yeah. 347 00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:55,026 - It's gonna be all like the squirt's rules from here on out. - Yeah. 348 00:13:55,028 --> 00:13:57,194 RJ, are you ready to say goodbye to Max? 349 00:13:57,196 --> 00:14:00,463 Only in America do we let children dictate when the night is over. 350 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:04,266 Why don't we put the kids to bed upstairs and continue down here? 351 00:14:04,268 --> 00:14:06,201 Carry him home later, once we're done. 352 00:14:06,203 --> 00:14:07,602 - Yeah. -What do you think? 353 00:14:07,604 --> 00:14:08,736 This is a French house. 354 00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:09,903 Yeah, it's a French house. 355 00:14:09,905 --> 00:14:11,437 -Oh. -I don't... 356 00:14:11,439 --> 00:14:13,005 Well, we... No, we... We'll just get out of your hair. 357 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,906 - We want you to stay. - -It's fine. 358 00:14:14,908 --> 00:14:16,841 We want it. We want it. 359 00:14:18,044 --> 00:14:19,810 -I mean... -Is that what... 360 00:14:19,812 --> 00:14:21,578 - Yes. - Settled then. All right. 361 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,446 I'm not done with you two yet. 362 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,880 And as for you two kids. 363 00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:28,183 You come with me upstairs because I have got a surprise for you. 364 00:14:28,185 --> 00:14:29,417 Do you like surprises? 365 00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:30,951 - Me! - Yes! 366 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,120 Give me 20 minutes and I will give you parental bliss. 367 00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:36,655 Come on, sit down. 368 00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:37,989 - Wait for me! - -I... 369 00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:39,724 - What do you think? - I mean... 370 00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:43,060 --Why not? 371 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:21,223 Can't sleep. 372 00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:31,365 Kurt's got it. Just give it a second. Trust me on this. 373 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:54,083 - Night night. - Good night. 374 00:16:04,727 --> 00:16:07,327 Un-fucking-believable. 375 00:16:11,998 --> 00:16:14,398 Pretty amazing people, huh, babe? 376 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:17,934 Best case scenario? 377 00:16:19,536 --> 00:16:20,669 I love you. 378 00:16:53,864 --> 00:16:55,697 Shh. Night night. 379 00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:59,066 Sleep tight, boys. 380 00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:04,471 You are a man of many talents. 381 00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:05,638 I am. 382 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,973 - I love you so much. - Love you so much. 383 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:12,243 - So, Charlotte... -You're the best. 384 00:17:12,245 --> 00:17:16,080 You know, I'm realizing as we're sitting here that we've been together all night 385 00:17:16,082 --> 00:17:17,381 and I haven't yet asked you what you... 386 00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:19,282 -Oh, yeah. -What you're up to these days? 387 00:17:19,284 --> 00:17:21,083 Charlotte's between things at the moment. 388 00:17:21,085 --> 00:17:22,451 -Yeah. I am. -Okay. 389 00:17:22,453 --> 00:17:24,953 I mean, right now my main job is mom. 390 00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:27,655 Ah, most important job of all. I know exactly what you're talking about. 391 00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:28,989 Well, thank you Alex. Thank you. 392 00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:30,724 What do you... What do you mean by that? 393 00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,592 Oh. I just... No, I just mean, like... 394 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:36,995 You know, I very much respect the mom job because I've been at home with RJ and... 395 00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:38,930 - Oh, really? - -Um... 396 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,432 Yeah. I mean, I meant it as a compliment to, you know, all the moms out there. 397 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,233 Yes, yes. 398 00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:47,069 It's beautiful that you're making those sacrifices so that Emily can pursue her career. 399 00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:48,703 - Yeah. -Oh, thanks. 400 00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:52,606 But you need to find ways to nurture your soul at the same time. 401 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,173 Oh. 402 00:17:54,175 --> 00:17:56,341 And how do you do that, babe? 403 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,110 I have my hobbies. 404 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,645 Charlotte's working part time as a masseuse. 405 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,746 Oh. 406 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,380 -Well, I'm dabbling. -Yeah. 407 00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:07,383 - That's cool. -But, you know what? She's actually... 408 00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:10,819 She's more than that. Um, she's a fabulous actress. 409 00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:13,054 -Really? -Now, that is cool. 410 00:18:13,056 --> 00:18:14,889 --That's so nuts. 411 00:18:14,891 --> 00:18:17,958 I swear to God, right when I walked in here that's exactly... 412 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,726 Like I looked at you and I thought, 413 00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:21,894 "She's so beautiful, she must be an actress or a model or something." 414 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,028 Oh, thank you. You did? 415 00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:24,195 And I was right! 416 00:18:24,197 --> 00:18:26,163 I mean I haven't done it in a long time. 417 00:18:26,165 --> 00:18:27,898 - That's crazy. - -Thank you. 418 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,468 It's hard because her French agent is not here, so it's a little bit... 419 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,735 It is hard. 420 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,436 -We've never met a real actress before. -We don't... 421 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:35,904 - Is there... -You've never met an actor before? 422 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,405 -No! -No. I don't think so. 423 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,540 I think this is our... Yes, it's... It's our first... 424 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:43,476 -Is there anything that we might be able to see you in maybe? -Yes! Yeah! 425 00:18:43,478 --> 00:18:46,479 Um... No, we don't have any... 426 00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:50,249 -You do. -I see... I think somebody might be giving it away. 427 00:18:56,455 --> 00:18:58,923 -We're movie buffs. -Yeah. We watch... 428 00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:00,424 We've probably seen it, so... 429 00:19:00,426 --> 00:19:01,925 I'm grabbing it. 430 00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:03,192 -Yes! -Yay. 431 00:19:03,194 --> 00:19:06,161 See, this is truly exciting for us. So... 432 00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:07,762 Really, thank you. 433 00:19:07,764 --> 00:19:10,231 I mean, I hope you're not gonna be disappointed. 434 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,699 -Well, I don't think that's possible. -No. 435 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:14,301 What are you talking about? This is great stuff! 436 00:19:17,705 --> 00:19:19,138 Fasten your seat belts. 437 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,208 We're really proud of Charlotte's work in this one. 438 00:19:36,054 --> 00:19:37,620 So I think if we just begin... 439 00:19:37,622 --> 00:19:39,521 -Yeah? -...by opening your shirt. Do you mind? 440 00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,122 -No. I don't. -With me, right? 441 00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:42,623 -It's all very simple, right? -Mm-hmm. 442 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,758 -We just unbutton your shirt, right? -Yeah. 443 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,559 -You could do it anywhere. Really. -Okay. 444 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,928 -You could do it in a restaurant, at home, right? -Yeah. 445 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:52,298 Okay, and if you wanna just bring your breasts out for me, right? 446 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:57,836 -And if you wanna start by massaging in some circular motions. -Yeah? 447 00:19:57,838 --> 00:20:06,143 You wanna take your flanges or breast shields and you just wanna place them right on your nipples. 448 00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:09,112 Get just the perfect latch there, right? 449 00:20:09,114 --> 00:20:12,148 -Then you'll turn your machine on... -Yeah. 450 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:15,150 And it will just start sucking, right? 451 00:20:15,585 --> 00:20:18,986 You wanna really... See, if you don't feel... 452 00:20:20,189 --> 00:20:22,088 Well. You get the picture. 453 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:26,892 But I am proud to say that this DVD was included with all the breast pumps 454 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:30,161 that this company sold from 2005 to 2008. 455 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,329 That was a great plain breast pump. You guys keep it. 456 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,198 - Oh, thanks. - -It's a gift. Keep it. 457 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,500 So we'll take it home with us? 458 00:20:37,401 --> 00:20:39,568 Yeah. It's a gift. 459 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:41,836 - Watch it at your own leisure. - -Thanks. 460 00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,006 It was awesome. 461 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:47,540 Oh, please. Thank you. 462 00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:49,542 You looked very beautiful in it. 463 00:20:49,544 --> 00:20:51,577 I mean, it's... I tried to stay natural. 464 00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:52,744 Huh. 465 00:20:52,746 --> 00:20:54,512 It... It was very natural. 466 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,680 Wow. Well... 467 00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:58,581 Thank you, Alex. I really appreciate that. 468 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:02,451 You know what? I've got the perfect thing for this moment, right now. 469 00:21:02,453 --> 00:21:04,519 Sweetie, would you get them some more red wine? 470 00:21:04,521 --> 00:21:06,621 - I'm gonna get something from upstairs. -Okay. Yeah. 471 00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:09,190 You guys, just chill. Sweetie? 472 00:21:09,192 --> 00:21:11,192 I'm gonna get some wine. We have no more wine. 473 00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:13,427 -Okay, that sounds like a great idea. -Okay. 474 00:21:21,568 --> 00:21:22,668 What? 475 00:21:24,038 --> 00:21:25,537 Honey. 476 00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:28,806 This is California. Maybe this is what dinner parties are like. 477 00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:30,607 How am I supposed to know? 478 00:21:31,642 --> 00:21:33,542 I mean, up until then it was fine. 479 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,243 -Like they were great, right? -What was great? 480 00:21:35,245 --> 00:21:37,912 -Kurt was playing music... -They were great or her breasts were great? 481 00:21:37,914 --> 00:21:39,613 Oh, please. 482 00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,414 -I love your boobs. -Oh, stop. 483 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:43,249 -I love your boobs very much. -Stop. 484 00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:47,186 Twelve months of breast feeding a child has completely decimated my breasts. 485 00:21:47,188 --> 00:21:52,557 I worship them. I worship them like they're two little Jesuses on your chest... 486 00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:54,292 - Hey! - -Hey. 487 00:21:54,294 --> 00:21:57,595 I just checked on the boys. They're just so cute. 488 00:21:57,597 --> 00:21:58,429 Oh, great. 489 00:21:58,431 --> 00:21:59,930 They look like little brothers. 490 00:21:59,932 --> 00:22:03,633 I mean, I'm so happy to know that Max has a new buddy. 491 00:22:04,568 --> 00:22:06,502 You guys smoke pot, right? 492 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:08,036 -No. -Yeah. 493 00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:16,943 Whoa! 494 00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:18,744 Holy... Holy cow! 495 00:22:19,545 --> 00:22:22,179 - Wow! - -Whoa! 496 00:22:22,181 --> 00:22:25,682 See, I don't know if he knows how to do it, the thing we... 497 00:22:25,684 --> 00:22:27,816 Are you gonna give it a shot? 498 00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:34,454 Oh, honey. 499 00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:40,926 [all cheering 500 00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:42,060 You did it! 501 00:23:32,835 --> 00:23:34,000 Come here. 502 00:23:34,002 --> 00:23:35,067 Can't see shit, man. 503 00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:36,334 Here take my hand. 504 00:23:36,336 --> 00:23:37,535 - You're all right? - -Yeah. 505 00:23:37,537 --> 00:23:38,836 - Hit your head? - -No. 506 00:23:38,838 --> 00:23:39,937 Okay, come here. 507 00:23:41,339 --> 00:23:42,806 All right. 508 00:23:42,808 --> 00:23:44,741 - Whoa. - This is what I wanted to show you. 509 00:23:44,743 --> 00:23:46,876 Is this like your office or something? 510 00:23:46,878 --> 00:23:49,044 I guess you could say that. Here. 511 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,781 - Oh, wow! -All this... 512 00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:58,351 This is, uh, how I keep my sanity. 513 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:03,154 Painting first entered my life when I was around RJ and Max's age. 514 00:24:03,156 --> 00:24:06,524 What started out as dipping my fingers in the tips of the, uh, 515 00:24:06,526 --> 00:24:08,825 acrylics blossomed into all this. 516 00:24:11,728 --> 00:24:15,429 - My refuge. It's how I can truly express myself. -Huh. 517 00:24:17,698 --> 00:24:21,667 Is that... Is that what I think it is? 518 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,602 Very perceptive of you. 519 00:24:24,403 --> 00:24:26,704 -That's... -You can say it. 520 00:24:28,239 --> 00:24:30,473 - A butt hole? - -Yeah. 521 00:24:30,475 --> 00:24:32,575 This series is called Portals. 522 00:24:33,343 --> 00:24:35,177 Each of them painted from life. 523 00:24:35,179 --> 00:24:38,246 I was lucky enough to have some of my best friends donate the time as models. 524 00:24:38,248 --> 00:24:40,047 Even Charlotte's up here somewhere. 525 00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:45,685 Fifty bucks if you can guess which one's mine. 526 00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:48,754 Butt hole? 527 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:51,723 Oh, well. 528 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,125 That one. 529 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,727 That's amazing. 530 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,395 Really? Is that... That's... Huh. That's yours? 531 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,163 -That's me. -Oh, great. 532 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,898 -That's me. -That's great. 533 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,033 Do you paint? 534 00:25:04,968 --> 00:25:07,970 - Yeah. No. - -Hmm. 535 00:25:07,972 --> 00:25:10,672 I always wanted to, though, because I always felt like, you know... 536 00:25:11,807 --> 00:25:13,707 I always felt like I could. 537 00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:14,474 Yeah. 538 00:25:14,476 --> 00:25:16,442 Um, like I feel like if I did it, 539 00:25:16,444 --> 00:25:18,510 it would be, um, really... 540 00:25:19,044 --> 00:25:20,511 Great. 541 00:25:20,513 --> 00:25:21,845 -No question. -Yeah. 542 00:25:21,847 --> 00:25:24,647 -Do you think... -I think there's never... 543 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,683 -Never an excuse not to try this. -Yeah? 544 00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:29,618 'Cause these are amazing. 545 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:32,187 I think you could do it. And if you ever want, you can borrow some of my acrylics. 546 00:25:32,189 --> 00:25:35,156 -Really? -I got everything here. You can come paint with me. 547 00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:36,757 I can come here and paint with you? 548 00:25:36,759 --> 00:25:39,726 Bring RJ over, let him play upstairs, we could sit out here and paint. 549 00:25:39,728 --> 00:25:42,328 You know what, I'm gonna start painting. 550 00:25:42,330 --> 00:25:43,762 I think I'm gonna start painting. 551 00:25:43,764 --> 00:25:45,530 -You are painting. You are painting. -I'm gonna... 552 00:25:45,532 --> 00:25:46,697 I'm gonna be a painter. 553 00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:48,832 You are a painter. You're great. 554 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:51,501 I feel like I just, like, made a decision. 555 00:25:51,503 --> 00:25:53,169 -Really? -Yeah. 556 00:25:53,171 --> 00:25:55,037 -That's so cool. -Yeah. 557 00:25:56,506 --> 00:26:01,242 Oh, my God, this house is just amazing! 558 00:26:01,244 --> 00:26:04,078 I mean, I'm... I'm lost already. 559 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,712 You'll get used to it. 560 00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:07,813 -This is my bedroom. -Okay. 561 00:26:09,649 --> 00:26:11,116 Wow! 562 00:26:12,051 --> 00:26:13,751 Whoa! 563 00:26:16,454 --> 00:26:18,254 Oh, my God! 564 00:26:21,358 --> 00:26:23,792 These cookies are 565 00:26:25,194 --> 00:26:27,962 so incredible right now. 566 00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:30,097 Mmm. Oh, yeah. 567 00:26:30,598 --> 00:26:33,266 I love these cookies. 568 00:26:33,268 --> 00:26:35,134 You know, you can't find them in France. 569 00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:36,601 No. 570 00:26:36,603 --> 00:26:39,470 And there's so many ways to eat them. 571 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:42,872 Mmm. So many tasty combinations. 572 00:26:44,941 --> 00:26:49,144 You know, I never thought that I would be surrounded by boys. 573 00:26:50,513 --> 00:26:53,548 Hmm. I know the feeling. 574 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:55,283 -Don't get me wrong. -Mmm-hmm. 575 00:26:55,285 --> 00:26:57,518 I love it. I think it's great. 576 00:26:58,152 --> 00:26:59,886 I just think that it can be 577 00:27:00,821 --> 00:27:04,089 just downright kind of nasty sometimes. Like... 578 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:09,893 I really find myself craving feminine energy. 579 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:14,964 What's this area? 580 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,800 This is just another creative spot in the place. 581 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:21,069 -Um, it's a photography zone. -Oh, cool. 582 00:27:21,071 --> 00:27:25,005 It's where I take all the pictures of the models who come in to, uh... 583 00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:27,340 The people that pose for the... 584 00:27:27,342 --> 00:27:30,609 Yeah, they come in, take the photos, print the photos. 585 00:27:30,611 --> 00:27:32,344 I can blow them up to any size I want, 586 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,913 'cause as you can see, it's extremely detailed. 587 00:27:34,915 --> 00:27:36,748 -You just paint based off of the photos? -Yeah. 588 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,783 -That makes sense, yeah. -Yeah. 589 00:27:38,785 --> 00:27:41,385 Or I'll have them come in and take pictures of me. 590 00:27:41,387 --> 00:27:42,853 Oh, right, when you... 591 00:27:42,855 --> 00:27:44,888 Yeah, a lot of them are self portraits. 592 00:27:48,725 --> 00:27:51,159 You want my advice, Emily? 593 00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:52,460 Yeah. 594 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:55,963 You need to create your own space. 595 00:27:57,298 --> 00:27:58,998 One that is only yours. 596 00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:03,301 -Mine, is this bedroom. -Mm-hmm. 597 00:28:03,303 --> 00:28:06,670 And Kurt's okay with that? He's okay with all the girly stuff in here? 598 00:28:07,204 --> 00:28:08,737 Ah, no, no, no, no. 599 00:28:08,739 --> 00:28:11,239 This isn't Kurt's bedroom at all. 600 00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:12,773 No. This is my bedroom. 601 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:16,342 Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed that you guys were... 602 00:28:17,344 --> 00:28:19,011 It's totally fine, you know. 603 00:28:19,013 --> 00:28:23,015 It, it all started with him taking too much time in the bathroom and then 604 00:28:23,017 --> 00:28:26,618 I couldn't sleep with his breathing noises but it's, 605 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:29,253 it's all for the best. I love it. 606 00:28:29,255 --> 00:28:30,387 -You love it? -Mmm. 607 00:28:30,389 --> 00:28:33,823 So you sleep in here alone? 608 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:37,325 This bedroom is mine. It's only mine. 609 00:28:37,327 --> 00:28:39,060 Mm-hmm. 610 00:28:39,062 --> 00:28:42,463 And there are things that I do in my bedroom that no one needs to know about. 611 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:47,901 You know you've got a really great look. 612 00:28:49,036 --> 00:28:51,003 -Uh... -Anybody ever tell you that? 613 00:28:51,871 --> 00:28:53,171 No. 614 00:28:53,173 --> 00:28:55,573 You gotta a really neat thing going on. 615 00:28:55,575 --> 00:28:57,508 Mind if I snap a couple? 616 00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:58,909 Um... 617 00:28:59,877 --> 00:29:02,078 I think I might need some direction or... 618 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,413 You don't. Just do whatever you were just doing. It was great. 619 00:29:05,281 --> 00:29:06,381 -Really? -Yeah. 620 00:29:07,149 --> 00:29:08,415 That's great. Relax. 621 00:29:08,417 --> 00:29:10,083 -Like that? -Yeah. 622 00:29:11,285 --> 00:29:12,451 - Wait. -Okay. 623 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:18,255 Your shirt's kind of blending in with the backdrop. Would you take it off, please? 624 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,489 -My shirt? -Yeah 625 00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:23,859 All right. 626 00:29:23,861 --> 00:29:29,063 You know, I would put money on my husband just being 627 00:29:29,065 --> 00:29:31,065 passed out on the floor right now. 628 00:29:31,067 --> 00:29:35,268 He usually has a bit of trouble keeping it together when he smokes weed. 629 00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:37,336 Oh, he seemed fine to me. 630 00:29:38,671 --> 00:29:40,138 We'll see. 631 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:42,206 -One time in college... -Mm-hmm. 632 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:46,576 ...he thought that he was breathing out of his ears and he had a panic attack. 633 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:48,578 Be careful. Careful. 634 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:49,946 I'm serious. He did that. 635 00:29:49,948 --> 00:29:51,013 -Like that? -That's great, yeah. 636 00:29:51,015 --> 00:29:52,647 That feels weird, like... 637 00:29:52,649 --> 00:29:55,016 But you know what, it's weird in real life, it's great on camera. 638 00:29:55,018 --> 00:29:56,717 Yeah. You're looking for... 639 00:29:56,719 --> 00:29:57,918 - Hey! 640 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,419 - Oh, hey, guys. Hi. - -Hey! 641 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:00,620 - Hey. 642 00:30:00,622 --> 00:30:02,488 - Um, what's up? - -See? 643 00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:04,890 - I told you that he was gonna... It's okay. Don't worry. 644 00:30:04,892 --> 00:30:06,224 -What's up? -Hey. 645 00:30:06,226 --> 00:30:07,858 What are you... 646 00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:10,160 -What are you guys... -What we were doing was just getting to the good part. 647 00:30:10,162 --> 00:30:12,962 You were getting to the good part? What does that mean? 648 00:30:12,964 --> 00:30:14,396 Oh, it's okay. It's just painting. 649 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:17,866 Yeah, hun, did you know that Kurt was a painter? 650 00:30:17,868 --> 00:30:19,634 -No! -Painted all these beautiful paintings. Yeah. 651 00:30:19,636 --> 00:30:20,935 I didn't know that. 652 00:30:20,937 --> 00:30:23,304 And, uh, he's a photographer too, which is... 653 00:30:23,306 --> 00:30:24,772 Why were you on the ground? 654 00:30:24,774 --> 00:30:28,175 There's nothing to worry about, Emily. We were just free styling. 655 00:30:28,177 --> 00:30:30,510 -We got into a mood and just went with it. -Yeah. 656 00:30:31,245 --> 00:30:32,678 You're ridiculous. 657 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,845 Hey. 658 00:30:33,847 --> 00:30:35,379 I've got a proposal to make. 659 00:30:37,348 --> 00:30:39,916 My proposal's this. 660 00:30:39,918 --> 00:30:44,286 That swimming pool out there has about 10,000 gallons of the freshest filtered water imaginable. 661 00:30:44,288 --> 00:30:47,188 You can drink it. It's got healing powers. 662 00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:51,525 Now I think we all need to get in that pool and let the fucking healing begin. 663 00:30:51,527 --> 00:30:54,361 -I mean, who's with me? What do you guys think? -I am with you. 664 00:30:54,363 --> 00:30:57,330 - Come on! -Come on, guys! Let's go! 665 00:30:57,332 --> 00:30:58,798 -Come on. -Okay. 666 00:30:59,299 --> 00:31:00,399 Hey! 667 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,507 Whoa! 668 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,342 - Whoa! 669 00:31:12,344 --> 00:31:14,177 Oh, whoa! 670 00:31:14,179 --> 00:31:15,611 I'm coming, baby. 671 00:31:15,613 --> 00:31:16,845 Come on, you guys. 672 00:31:16,847 --> 00:31:18,179 - Normally, we would... - -Yeah. 673 00:31:18,181 --> 00:31:19,680 We forgot to bring our suits with us. 674 00:31:19,682 --> 00:31:21,514 No suits in the house, au naturel. 675 00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,150 - Oh, my... 676 00:31:25,152 --> 00:31:27,118 - Okay. - -Feels so good. 677 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,987 You've got good form on that, um... 678 00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:33,256 I don't know. 679 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,157 - There's nothing to discuss. House rules. -Um... 680 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:37,692 All right, we'll probably come in. We, we just need to, like... 681 00:31:37,694 --> 00:31:38,959 - Take a minute. - Um... 682 00:31:38,961 --> 00:31:40,393 Just... We just need to take a minute. 683 00:31:40,395 --> 00:31:43,162 We're gonna have a conversation, super quick. 684 00:31:43,164 --> 00:31:45,164 Okay, look. Listen, 685 00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:47,699 I'm like super fucked up right now. 686 00:31:47,701 --> 00:31:48,800 I know. 687 00:31:48,802 --> 00:31:50,234 -Are you fucked up? -Yeah. 688 00:31:50,236 --> 00:31:51,969 - Come in here. 689 00:31:51,971 --> 00:31:55,539 I... I need to talk to you about something serious. 690 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,908 What? What's going on? 691 00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:00,310 I can't go skinny dipping with them. 692 00:32:00,312 --> 00:32:03,079 Why? I think it'll be very exciting, 693 00:32:03,081 --> 00:32:06,482 to be in the water with Charlotte's ta-tas. 694 00:32:06,484 --> 00:32:08,417 That's not what I'm talking about and you know it. 695 00:32:10,353 --> 00:32:13,688 I... You know, I can't... You know what... You know what I'm talking about. 696 00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:15,356 Oh, oh-oh-oh. 697 00:32:15,358 --> 00:32:16,557 -Well... -Honey. 698 00:32:20,061 --> 00:32:23,162 How many times do I have to reassure you about that? 699 00:32:25,398 --> 00:32:27,298 Come on, guys. 700 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,133 This isn't the G8 Summit. 701 00:32:30,703 --> 00:32:34,603 It wouldn't be so bad if we just have to see his giant goddamn horse cock. 702 00:32:34,605 --> 00:32:36,104 -You know? -It's pretty big. 703 00:32:36,672 --> 00:32:38,906 It's really, really big. 704 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:41,274 -Listen. -Okay. 705 00:32:41,276 --> 00:32:45,111 Listen, if you're uncomfortable, 706 00:32:45,113 --> 00:32:49,281 I will absolutely follow your lead. 707 00:32:49,283 --> 00:32:50,982 Okay. 708 00:32:50,984 --> 00:32:53,551 You don't have to do anything you don't want to. 709 00:32:53,553 --> 00:32:55,152 Well, I'm not going to. 710 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,588 So, we talked and, um... 711 00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:02,491 We don't wanna disrespect your house rules, but... 712 00:33:02,493 --> 00:33:03,792 We are not French. 713 00:33:03,794 --> 00:33:05,727 - No. - So we've never done this before... 714 00:33:05,729 --> 00:33:09,430 - Ever. - And we, we're just hoping that underwear is... 715 00:33:09,432 --> 00:33:11,198 Because that's as good as we can... 716 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,500 Yeah. So we hope, we hope that that's okay with you guys. 717 00:33:15,435 --> 00:33:18,203 Absolutely, as long as it's negotiable. 718 00:33:21,641 --> 00:33:23,007 What are you doing? 719 00:34:21,587 --> 00:34:25,121 - You all right? -Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. 720 00:34:25,123 --> 00:34:26,622 -I'm fine. -Should we race? 721 00:34:26,624 --> 00:34:27,756 Go. 722 00:34:40,201 --> 00:34:42,935 I feel weird. Who's pool is this? 723 00:34:42,937 --> 00:34:44,269 All right, that's a joke. 724 00:34:45,804 --> 00:34:47,237 I don't know if that's... 725 00:34:48,072 --> 00:34:51,374 I'm okay! I'm okay! 726 00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:53,976 - Oh, my God. - Whoa! Whoa, buddy. 727 00:34:53,978 --> 00:34:55,711 Overboard. Over... 728 00:34:55,713 --> 00:34:57,579 - Alex! - Charlotte, help me. 729 00:34:57,581 --> 00:35:00,782 I've got you, Alex. I've got you. Come. 730 00:35:03,552 --> 00:35:05,686 I've got you. I've got you, Alex. 731 00:35:05,688 --> 00:35:08,955 It's okay. Don't worry. Everything's fine. 732 00:35:08,957 --> 00:35:10,356 I've got you, Alex. 733 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,624 - Honey, are you... -Oh, God. 734 00:35:12,626 --> 00:35:14,092 Everything is gonna be fine. 735 00:35:14,094 --> 00:35:15,293 Are you okay? 736 00:35:15,295 --> 00:35:17,361 God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 737 00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,463 -It's okay. Don't worry. It's fine. -I'm so sorry. 738 00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:22,933 Hey. Hey, stop that nonsense. You think it's the first time somebody has yacked near the pool? 739 00:35:22,935 --> 00:35:24,067 --No, it's not. 740 00:35:24,069 --> 00:35:26,436 Honey, you wanna go home, honey? 741 00:35:26,438 --> 00:35:28,971 No. I wanna stay here forever. 742 00:35:28,973 --> 00:35:32,507 Are you sure, honey? I think you kinda almost died in the pool. 743 00:35:32,509 --> 00:35:35,276 I ruined everything. I don't wanna be a party pooper. 744 00:35:35,278 --> 00:35:36,777 No, you didn't. 745 00:35:36,779 --> 00:35:38,678 No, he's right. He doesn't wanna be a party pooper. 746 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,579 You know what? I've got the perfect thing for you. 747 00:35:40,581 --> 00:35:42,647 We're gonna get you cleaned up and calmed down, okay? 748 00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:44,582 -Yeah. -Let's get him up, let's get him up over here. 749 00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:47,217 Oh, thanks, man. 750 00:35:47,219 --> 00:35:50,153 Oh, sweetie. Are you sure, are you sure that's a good idea? 751 00:35:50,155 --> 00:35:51,621 Yeah, puke and rally. 752 00:35:52,990 --> 00:35:54,623 -Remember? -Right. 753 00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:58,626 Puke and rally was our slogan in college. First year, puke and rally. 754 00:35:58,628 --> 00:36:02,562 That's my guy, everybody. Mr. Puke and Rally. 755 00:36:03,798 --> 00:36:06,465 Just do us a favor, okay? And if you're... 756 00:36:06,467 --> 00:36:12,270 Listen to your body, and if you're starting to feel like you might throw up again just let us all know. 757 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:13,304 - Okay. - -Okay? 758 00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:15,472 Okay. I will listen to my body. 759 00:36:15,906 --> 00:36:16,972 Thanks, honey. 760 00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:19,240 Hey, can I say something? 761 00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,542 Something's been bothering me. I don't, I don't mean to offend you, 762 00:36:21,544 --> 00:36:23,644 I only say this out of concern. 763 00:36:24,512 --> 00:36:26,179 What's with the whole nudity thing? 764 00:36:27,314 --> 00:36:30,549 Yeah. I, I hope it's not because of us, is it? 765 00:36:30,551 --> 00:36:33,351 Oh, no, no, no. You guys are great. 766 00:36:33,353 --> 00:36:35,052 -Okay. -What is it, man? 767 00:36:35,054 --> 00:36:38,021 I just feel like there's some kind of a weird judgment going on. 768 00:36:38,023 --> 00:36:39,455 No, there is no judgment. 769 00:36:39,457 --> 00:36:40,823 No judgment at all. 770 00:36:40,825 --> 00:36:42,457 No. It's just, uh... 771 00:36:44,159 --> 00:36:45,826 It's my problem. 772 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:47,928 -I... No. -It is. 773 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,396 I wouldn't call it a problem. 774 00:36:49,398 --> 00:36:51,197 Honey, you don't have to cover for me. 775 00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:54,934 It's not a problem, it's just that we're not totally comfortable. 776 00:36:54,936 --> 00:36:56,902 It's not her problem. Okay. It's... 777 00:36:56,904 --> 00:36:59,638 -You don't have to do this. -No, it's me. I have a body issue. 778 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,040 -Honey, you don't... -Why wouldn't I do this? 779 00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:04,075 -I don't... I just... -What? 780 00:37:04,077 --> 00:37:05,409 We don't know, you know. 781 00:37:05,411 --> 00:37:08,078 We don't know what? We don't know where we are? 782 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,746 I know where I am. I'm in a hot tub. 783 00:37:09,748 --> 00:37:13,249 -I do know that, too. -And I'm in with these wonderful people. 784 00:37:13,251 --> 00:37:16,418 And why not say I have a body issue? 785 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:19,487 I just say... You just say the words, you know? 786 00:37:21,957 --> 00:37:23,657 -What's the issue? -Yeah. 787 00:37:27,128 --> 00:37:29,429 I have an abnormally small dick. 788 00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:36,302 -I have an abnormally small dick! -Okay, uh-huh. 789 00:37:36,304 --> 00:37:39,104 -Sweetheart... -I do. It's... 790 00:37:39,106 --> 00:37:41,773 - As long as I can remember. - -Hey... 791 00:37:41,775 --> 00:37:43,241 Tiny dick. There it is. 792 00:37:43,243 --> 00:37:44,809 That's okay, man. 793 00:37:44,811 --> 00:37:46,944 Is it Kurt? Really? 794 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,815 I've seen your dick, man. I don't think you know what I'm talking about. 795 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,250 Okay? 796 00:37:55,252 --> 00:37:56,951 No, no... 797 00:37:56,953 --> 00:38:01,221 Well, Alex, what Kurt means to say is that you're in a safe place. 798 00:38:01,223 --> 00:38:03,723 You can talk to us. 799 00:38:03,725 --> 00:38:08,227 Honey, you know that it doesn't mean anything to me. 800 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:09,494 It doesn't matter to me. 801 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:12,396 Oh, right, 'cause the circles, right? 802 00:38:12,398 --> 00:38:16,633 I make circles, everything is okay. It's like I have a big old ding dong. 803 00:38:16,635 --> 00:38:21,570 I've... All I have to do is take it and move it around in circles, 804 00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:23,939 and it's like it's like that big. 805 00:38:23,941 --> 00:38:25,407 -Honey. -Is that... 806 00:38:25,409 --> 00:38:28,342 -Honey... -Right? That's what this is about, right? 807 00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:31,878 Because of circles all our problems are solved. 808 00:38:35,715 --> 00:38:37,882 Sorry, guys. I'm... 809 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,351 Hey, Alex? 810 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:43,419 -What? -There's nothing to be sorry about. 811 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:45,187 -We all love you. -We do. 812 00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:47,289 You don't have to hold this anymore. 813 00:38:50,659 --> 00:38:51,992 You know, 814 00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:56,395 I didn't even know it was small until middle school. 815 00:38:57,196 --> 00:38:58,629 Like... 816 00:38:59,764 --> 00:39:05,401 In PE class I would just see guys changing and I would... 817 00:39:06,202 --> 00:39:07,936 Like I knew something was wrong. 818 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,971 But I didn't... 819 00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:13,239 Like I asked my parents about it and they were like, 820 00:39:13,241 --> 00:39:17,676 "Well, you'll hit puberty and it will grow." 821 00:39:17,678 --> 00:39:18,843 You know? 822 00:39:18,845 --> 00:39:22,646 But it just... It didn't. It never did. It never grew. 823 00:39:22,648 --> 00:39:27,483 So I still have this, like, dick from middle school 824 00:39:29,919 --> 00:39:30,952 on my body. 825 00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:43,931 I'm so goddamn proud of you right now. 826 00:39:52,471 --> 00:39:54,271 You have a spark in you. 827 00:39:54,273 --> 00:39:57,040 I saw it the first time I laid eyes on you, all right? You've got a... 828 00:39:57,042 --> 00:40:01,176 It's like you have a blinding aura of goodness and love surrounding you at all times. 829 00:40:01,178 --> 00:40:03,111 -It fucking follows you around. -Oh, come on. 830 00:40:03,113 --> 00:40:06,280 I'm not just waxing your car here, man. You've got something special. 831 00:40:06,282 --> 00:40:07,714 You need to share with the world. 832 00:40:08,716 --> 00:40:10,616 -Okay. -See that girl over there? 833 00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:13,952 She loves you for who you are, with every sense of her being. 834 00:40:13,954 --> 00:40:17,088 You guys are gonna grow old and die together on a porch somewhere. 835 00:40:17,090 --> 00:40:18,522 I mean, it's big. 836 00:40:18,524 --> 00:40:19,589 Yeah. 837 00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:21,757 And there is a wild card in the situation too. 838 00:40:21,759 --> 00:40:24,693 If I know my wife, I can tell when she likes someone 839 00:40:24,695 --> 00:40:27,195 -and she thinks you're the bee's knees. -Really? 840 00:40:27,197 --> 00:40:29,997 Yeah, everybody... You're loved. 841 00:40:29,999 --> 00:40:32,866 I want you to stop moping around like a little bitch, 842 00:40:32,868 --> 00:40:38,771 you take that thing, you own it, you get the fuck out there and you show me what the fuck you're made out of. 843 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,109 You're a stud! You're a stud horse, Alex. 844 00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:46,344 -Don't you ever forget that. -Okay. 845 00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:47,511 -All right? -Okay. 846 00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,247 -I'm serious. -Yeah. I'm a stud horse. 847 00:40:50,249 --> 00:40:51,982 You're a stud horse. 848 00:40:51,984 --> 00:40:55,452 Ladies and ladies, can I have your full attention, please? 849 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,387 Whoo! 850 00:40:57,389 --> 00:41:01,257 Girls, get the biggest towel you got, 'cause your pussies are about to be dripping wet. 851 00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:07,161 Prepare yourselves to bear witness to the beautiful, 852 00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:09,897 the lovely, the one, the only... 853 00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:12,299 Alex! 854 00:41:46,893 --> 00:41:48,626 Woo-hoo! 855 00:41:52,831 --> 00:41:56,265 Yes, yes, yes! 856 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:07,775 Whoo! 857 00:42:07,777 --> 00:42:09,076 Oh, my God! 858 00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:10,610 -Yes! -Yes! 859 00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,111 That was fucking fun! 860 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:13,579 Thank you! Thanks! 861 00:42:14,213 --> 00:42:15,413 Whoo! 862 00:42:15,415 --> 00:42:17,180 Your husband is a really great man. 863 00:42:19,049 --> 00:42:21,883 Yes! Whoo! 864 00:42:24,686 --> 00:42:25,852 Whoo! 865 00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:53,641 I feel like I just gave birth to myself. 866 00:42:55,677 --> 00:42:56,810 And... 867 00:42:58,712 --> 00:43:00,612 -Honey... -Yeah? 868 00:43:00,614 --> 00:43:05,016 I am very happy for you 869 00:43:05,018 --> 00:43:11,221 that you were able to have your little, you know, like, breakthrough over there, 870 00:43:11,223 --> 00:43:15,024 but I think we've reached that point in the evening 871 00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:20,261 where we should leave before anything crazy happens. 872 00:43:20,263 --> 00:43:23,564 -What are you talking about? We can't leave. -Sweetie... 873 00:43:23,566 --> 00:43:28,001 I'm just telling you this because I don't think 874 00:43:28,003 --> 00:43:30,370 that you'll firing on all cylinders right now. 875 00:43:30,372 --> 00:43:35,074 I'm not only firing on all cylinders, I am firing on cylinders I didn't even know I had. 876 00:43:35,076 --> 00:43:39,611 Honey, I'm pretty sure that we have moved from, uh, 877 00:43:39,613 --> 00:43:44,848 free wheeling, sort of California vibe to more of a swinger vibe. 878 00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:46,916 That's what it feels like to me. 879 00:43:46,918 --> 00:43:52,020 Oh! No, I... I don't... think so at all, like... 880 00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:54,655 I mean, I, I... 881 00:43:54,657 --> 00:43:57,157 I really went through something over there. 882 00:43:57,159 --> 00:44:01,293 Feel like more confident than I've ever felt in my entire life. 883 00:44:01,927 --> 00:44:03,861 It's... It's... It's... 884 00:44:04,429 --> 00:44:07,097 It feels so good, hun. 885 00:44:07,099 --> 00:44:10,500 Well, I mean, of course, you're feeling good right now. 886 00:44:10,502 --> 00:44:13,069 You're drunk and you're stoned. 887 00:44:13,071 --> 00:44:15,137 Well, you're drunk and stoned, too. 888 00:44:15,139 --> 00:44:21,275 I am drunk and stoned, but I am not the one who was dancing around with my pants off. 889 00:44:21,277 --> 00:44:24,244 Well, there you go. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's what you should do. 890 00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:28,648 - Excuse me? -Maybe you should get naked. 891 00:44:28,650 --> 00:44:34,019 Alex, I don't really think that this is a box you want to open right now. 892 00:44:34,021 --> 00:44:40,091 Okay, what I'm saying is I... I love my dick. 893 00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:44,361 -Okay. -Do you understand how big a deal it is for me to say that? 894 00:44:44,363 --> 00:44:47,196 -Okay. -Like I really feel that. Like I love it. 895 00:44:49,032 --> 00:44:51,099 I mean, Kurt 896 00:44:51,101 --> 00:44:56,003 brought me to this place where I can actually say something like that, and that's, that's huge! 897 00:44:56,005 --> 00:44:59,172 You think I want to leave this place right now? 898 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:01,307 That's crazy. I mean, I feel like this is 899 00:45:01,309 --> 00:45:06,311 so good for our sex life, for our everything. 900 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:08,679 Emily... 901 00:45:08,681 --> 00:45:10,981 I am expanding tonight. 902 00:45:12,883 --> 00:45:16,218 Maybe you should expand too. It might be good for you. 903 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:20,488 We're out, guys. Looks like we're gonna need a booze run. 904 00:45:20,490 --> 00:45:22,122 Emily, you wanna come with? 905 00:45:22,124 --> 00:45:24,891 - Yeah. - -I know a place that's open all night. 906 00:45:24,893 --> 00:45:26,058 Okay. 907 00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:28,527 Will you get me something brown and hardcore? 908 00:45:28,529 --> 00:45:31,829 I think I'm going for the hard stuff now. It's that time of night. 909 00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:47,708 Char, there's like five bottles of whiskey back there. 910 00:45:47,710 --> 00:45:49,776 Yeah. I know. 911 00:45:50,244 --> 00:45:51,677 Are you coming? 912 00:45:57,316 --> 00:46:00,284 We're in our most downward facing dog style positions. 913 00:46:00,286 --> 00:46:03,487 Somehow she's able to reach around and do it from the back. 914 00:46:03,489 --> 00:46:06,189 -I mean, that is an extremely flexible woman. -No doubt. 915 00:46:06,191 --> 00:46:09,458 Yeah, I could only last three or four minutes before I lost it completely. 916 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:13,962 It was like her pussy was grabbing me. 917 00:46:13,964 --> 00:46:15,897 I hate to throw her under the bus. 918 00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:17,832 -You've never seen anything like it before. -Oh, my God! 919 00:46:17,834 --> 00:46:22,335 I feel like crazy, nasty sex is a mandatory class at French college or something. 920 00:46:22,337 --> 00:46:24,203 -Whoa! -I mean... 921 00:46:24,205 --> 00:46:26,938 There's nothing we haven't tried. 922 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:32,375 Charlotte, why am I driving your car? 923 00:46:32,377 --> 00:46:34,810 Oh! I don't know how to drive. 924 00:46:34,812 --> 00:46:35,844 Oh. 925 00:46:37,413 --> 00:46:40,247 -Are you gonna tell me where we're going? -It's a secret. 926 00:46:43,150 --> 00:46:46,652 -Now, you're like me. You're a married man. -Oh, yeah! 927 00:46:46,654 --> 00:46:48,320 -Right? -Yeah, yeah, totally. 928 00:46:48,322 --> 00:46:51,523 It's like that expression, "Show me a guy with a beautiful wife, 929 00:46:51,525 --> 00:46:53,992 I'll show you a guy who's tired to making love to her." 930 00:46:53,994 --> 00:46:56,260 I think what I'm trying to say is that... 931 00:46:57,762 --> 00:47:01,765 I mean, isn't it okay for us to fantasize at this stage 932 00:47:01,767 --> 00:47:05,968 in our lives and relationships? I mean, aren't we entitled to a little bit of that? 933 00:47:06,502 --> 00:47:08,069 Yeah. 934 00:47:08,071 --> 00:47:10,838 It's okay for you to want to think about doing other things 935 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,106 and in some cases, 936 00:47:13,108 --> 00:47:15,374 consider doing those things. 937 00:47:16,275 --> 00:47:17,408 Right. 938 00:47:18,009 --> 00:47:19,209 You know. 939 00:47:20,744 --> 00:47:22,978 -You only live once. -Yeah. 940 00:47:29,618 --> 00:47:30,985 This way. 941 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:08,719 OK. I've got something to show you. 942 00:48:08,721 --> 00:48:11,921 All you've gotta do is look through here. 943 00:48:14,124 --> 00:48:15,724 I'll be quick. 944 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:20,229 Charlotte, you're not gonna tell me what the fuck is going on right now? 945 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:23,265 Shh! Don't ruin the surprise. 946 00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:25,000 What surprise? 947 00:48:25,968 --> 00:48:27,601 Charlotte, where are you going? 948 00:48:29,070 --> 00:48:31,371 This is pretty weird. 949 00:48:31,373 --> 00:48:33,806 Charlotte? Charlotte? 950 00:48:36,309 --> 00:48:39,711 Are you fucking... Are you kidding me? 951 00:48:39,713 --> 00:48:42,046 Charlotte? Charlotte? 952 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:56,442 I-I knew you wouldn't come if I had told you where we were going. 953 00:49:56,444 --> 00:49:58,377 I'm kind of out of my mind right now, Charlotte. 954 00:49:58,379 --> 00:50:02,080 I mean, that was... That was... That was nuts, what happened in there, right? 955 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,949 Try being married for ten years, and then you'll tell me what's nuts. 956 00:50:04,951 --> 00:50:10,087 That doesn't make any sense to me. I've seen you guys together. You have insane sex chemistry. 957 00:50:10,089 --> 00:50:11,988 I wish. 958 00:50:12,656 --> 00:50:14,023 I mean... 959 00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:17,592 -Does Kurt know about this? -No. 960 00:50:17,594 --> 00:50:19,026 Why should he? 961 00:50:20,328 --> 00:50:22,829 It wouldn't change anything. 962 00:50:22,831 --> 00:50:24,630 Anyway, it's a bummer, 'cause... 963 00:50:25,598 --> 00:50:30,300 Kurt has a lot to offer. As I'm sure, you saw. 964 00:50:30,302 --> 00:50:31,534 Yeah. 965 00:50:32,669 --> 00:50:35,470 You know I'm the only guy Emily's ever been with? 966 00:50:35,472 --> 00:50:37,438 -No shit? -Yeah. 967 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,741 I mean, I guess she's satisfied. I mean, she says she has everything she needs under one roof, so... 968 00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:44,710 What? 969 00:50:44,712 --> 00:50:46,478 -Come on. You're not... -What? 970 00:50:47,746 --> 00:50:49,413 Well, it's just, you know... 971 00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:55,584 Well, a woman is always gonna wonder what's going on next to her. 972 00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:58,420 They're just sometimes scared to admit it. 973 00:50:58,422 --> 00:51:01,522 - Scared to open that delicious little box. 974 00:51:03,091 --> 00:51:05,959 What took so long? Was the journey a success? 975 00:51:05,961 --> 00:51:11,430 Yeah. The place I usually go to was closed, so, we had to bounce around a bit. 976 00:51:11,432 --> 00:51:13,832 All right. Did you get the stuff? 977 00:51:13,834 --> 00:51:16,034 -Yeah, I did. -Let's see. 978 00:51:16,036 --> 00:51:18,803 -Hey. -Hi. 979 00:51:18,805 --> 00:51:20,337 -Hey, honey. -Hey. 980 00:51:21,138 --> 00:51:23,038 -Honey. Honey. -What? 981 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,641 -There's some seriously weird shit just went down out there. -What now? 982 00:51:26,643 --> 00:51:28,776 What do you... What do you mean, "What now?" 983 00:51:28,778 --> 00:51:33,046 I mean, you think everything's weird tonight. So, what now? 984 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:36,516 -I don't think everything's weird tonight. -You know what? 985 00:51:36,518 --> 00:51:38,718 -You brought me to California, okay? -Uh-huh. 986 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,854 So I'm trying to make the best of it and you're just shitting all over it. 987 00:51:41,856 --> 00:51:43,188 -Alex. -What? 988 00:51:43,190 --> 00:51:45,190 Alex, you're really being kind of a dick right now. 989 00:51:45,192 --> 00:51:47,125 - I'm trying... 990 00:51:47,127 --> 00:51:48,559 Daddy, Mama! 991 00:51:48,561 --> 00:51:50,494 You know what? Don't worry about it. I'll get it. 992 00:51:50,496 --> 00:51:52,662 - Okay. - -Daddy will get that. 993 00:51:52,664 --> 00:51:54,030 - You sure? - Yeah. 994 00:51:54,032 --> 00:51:56,165 All right. You go boy! 995 00:51:56,167 --> 00:52:00,268 Hey, if it's Max who's crying and he doesn't remember you, just remind him who you are. 996 00:52:00,270 --> 00:52:03,136 Emily, can I get you a stiff one? 997 00:52:05,806 --> 00:52:07,072 Please. 998 00:52:29,661 --> 00:52:31,228 Oh, my God! 999 00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:32,662 Is everything okay? 1000 00:52:32,664 --> 00:52:36,132 Yeah. Yes. It's fine. 1001 00:52:36,134 --> 00:52:38,033 Can I talk to you? 1002 00:52:38,035 --> 00:52:40,435 Mm-hmm. Of course. 1003 00:52:41,036 --> 00:52:42,635 Come and sit on my bed. 1004 00:52:44,704 --> 00:52:46,604 Yeah, yeah, okay. 1005 00:52:46,606 --> 00:52:47,905 Okay. 1006 00:52:47,907 --> 00:52:49,106 Right now? 1007 00:52:49,707 --> 00:52:51,207 Huh. 1008 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:53,976 This is, uh... You got a couch and a... 1009 00:52:53,978 --> 00:52:57,745 Like a love seat type thing, I think that's... It must be handy... 1010 00:52:59,414 --> 00:53:00,781 Yeah, yeah. 1011 00:53:00,783 --> 00:53:05,485 You know, depending on what mood you're in, I guess, for... 1012 00:53:05,487 --> 00:53:09,989 For reading a novel or something, I would imagine it's really cozy. 1013 00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:12,257 Yeah, and you're wearing the perfect outfit. 1014 00:53:12,259 --> 00:53:13,992 - This cozy robe. 1015 00:53:13,994 --> 00:53:15,927 That's right. 1016 00:53:15,929 --> 00:53:18,729 And these ones here, they just came to me in a dream one night. 1017 00:53:18,731 --> 00:53:20,664 What happened was like, I woke up one morning 1018 00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:24,467 -and bam, a voice fucking yelling in my ears. -Kurt... 1019 00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:31,507 -Yes, ma'am? -I don't wanna talk about your paintings any more. 1020 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:34,343 -What do you wanna talk about? -I wanna talk about you. 1021 00:53:34,345 --> 00:53:36,511 And I wanna talk about your wife. 1022 00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:39,714 And I wanna talk about what is going on here. 1023 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:40,681 Okay. 1024 00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:43,583 What do you do? 1025 00:53:43,585 --> 00:53:47,753 You are a salesman of water filters? 1026 00:53:47,755 --> 00:53:50,522 And you can somehow afford this house doing that? 1027 00:53:50,524 --> 00:53:53,691 Or do you make all this money selling these paintings? 1028 00:53:53,693 --> 00:53:57,528 Which, Kurt, I've gotta say, what are they? 1029 00:53:57,530 --> 00:53:59,162 Are they supposed to be close-ups of assholes or what? 1030 00:53:59,164 --> 00:54:01,731 That's so funny. Both you and your husband got that immediately. 1031 00:54:01,733 --> 00:54:02,832 Huh. 1032 00:54:02,834 --> 00:54:05,568 I feel like I need to clear some things up for you. 1033 00:54:05,570 --> 00:54:09,905 Yes. Please do. Clarity sounds just great to me. 1034 00:54:09,907 --> 00:54:12,941 In some places, Nordic places, 1035 00:54:12,943 --> 00:54:16,477 where the winters are cold and long and it gets dark early, 1036 00:54:17,378 --> 00:54:19,479 people like to masturbate to this. 1037 00:54:20,314 --> 00:54:22,748 And not only this, 1038 00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:26,752 but lots of the titles that we have available on our Mommy's Milk series. 1039 00:54:38,665 --> 00:54:44,168 I'm here to present you the new Breast Pumpadella 2000. 1040 00:54:44,170 --> 00:54:49,205 You know, I can see in Kurt's eyes that he really enjoys both of you. 1041 00:54:49,940 --> 00:54:51,674 Especially you. 1042 00:54:51,676 --> 00:54:52,875 -Yeah? -Mm. 1043 00:54:54,377 --> 00:54:56,411 I think you're gonna be his new buddy. 1044 00:54:56,413 --> 00:54:59,347 -That's great. Thank you. -Yeah. 1045 00:54:59,349 --> 00:55:01,882 Emily and I are gonna be buddies too. 1046 00:55:01,884 --> 00:55:03,250 Don't you think so? 1047 00:55:03,252 --> 00:55:06,453 Yeah. I mean, I hope so. 1048 00:55:06,455 --> 00:55:09,656 I'm sorry if she's like... 1049 00:55:09,658 --> 00:55:12,191 -Like tight or something. -Mm-hmm. 1050 00:55:12,193 --> 00:55:14,159 -Do you know what I mean? -Yes, a little bit. 1051 00:55:14,161 --> 00:55:15,493 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1052 00:55:15,495 --> 00:55:19,362 I mean, I've been encouraging her to loosen up. 1053 00:55:19,364 --> 00:55:20,663 Yeah. 1054 00:55:20,665 --> 00:55:22,765 -But there's only so much you can do, you know. -Yeah. 1055 00:55:22,767 --> 00:55:25,567 -Yeah, I can totally understand that. -Yeah. 1056 00:55:25,569 --> 00:55:26,668 Yeah. 1057 00:55:27,436 --> 00:55:29,003 - But, uh... 1058 00:55:29,005 --> 00:55:31,105 Yeah, 'cause I really like her. 1059 00:55:31,107 --> 00:55:32,239 Oh, cool! 1060 00:55:33,708 --> 00:55:34,841 That's great. 1061 00:55:37,411 --> 00:55:41,446 -I really like her. -Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Yeah. 1062 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,815 -Well... -And I like you too, Alex. 1063 00:55:44,817 --> 00:55:46,449 Yeah. Thanks. 1064 00:55:47,918 --> 00:55:49,985 -Do you like me? -Yeah. 1065 00:55:51,354 --> 00:55:53,487 Yeah. I mean, you know... 1066 00:55:58,358 --> 00:56:00,692 -Do you find me attractive? -Yeah. 1067 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:02,193 -Yeah? -Sure, yeah. 1068 00:56:02,195 --> 00:56:04,628 -Really? -Yeah. 1069 00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:08,865 Of course. I mean, you're very attractive. 1070 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:12,901 Do you think that, um, 1071 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:17,372 if we weren't already married, that I could be someone, uh, 1072 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:19,073 with whom you'd wanna have sex? 1073 00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:26,112 Uh, well... 1074 00:56:27,614 --> 00:56:28,714 Yes. 1075 00:56:31,851 --> 00:56:33,384 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm? 1076 00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:38,921 But, you know, we can't, so... 1077 00:56:39,756 --> 00:56:40,889 Mm. 1078 00:56:43,592 --> 00:56:47,794 The milk is then filtered from the breast shield 1079 00:56:48,328 --> 00:56:50,796 into the retainer. 1080 00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:53,865 What we have produced, so beautiful. 1081 00:56:56,134 --> 00:56:58,201 Nurturing milk 1082 00:56:58,203 --> 00:57:01,170 for the little baby to enjoy. 1083 00:57:01,172 --> 00:57:03,338 - Kurt... - Ah, Sun Tzu. 1084 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:05,773 This is pretty fucked up. 1085 00:57:05,775 --> 00:57:10,978 Come on, Emily. The internet's a vast sea of depravity. You know that. 1086 00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:14,681 What we're producing simply fulfills a niche without anybody getting hurt. 1087 00:57:14,683 --> 00:57:17,750 -No harm, no foul... -So you're telling me 1088 00:57:17,752 --> 00:57:23,655 that there are hundreds of strange Nordic men masturbating 1089 00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:26,124 to your wife and you have no problem with that? 1090 00:57:26,825 --> 00:57:27,891 No, I don't. 1091 00:57:30,227 --> 00:57:34,663 And Charlotte has no problem with that? 1092 00:57:34,665 --> 00:57:37,832 Something tells me you would know that Charlotte doesn't have a problem with that. 1093 00:57:41,402 --> 00:57:43,069 We're buddies. 1094 00:57:43,071 --> 00:57:46,305 -Yeah, yeah. We're buddies. -So, we can't... 1095 00:57:46,307 --> 00:57:48,140 - We're buddies. -Yeah. 1096 00:57:48,142 --> 00:57:50,475 -We're buddies. -We're buddies. 1097 00:57:56,147 --> 00:57:57,981 Whoo! 1098 00:57:57,983 --> 00:58:02,585 -You are tense, sweetheart. You're really tense. -I know, I-I... 1099 00:58:02,587 --> 00:58:04,653 -I thought we wanted to loosen up. -Sorry. 1100 00:58:04,655 --> 00:58:06,621 Yeah, no, I do, I want to loosen up, 1101 00:58:06,623 --> 00:58:09,890 but I guess I'm just wondering what loosen up means 1102 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:12,025 at this point. 1103 00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:14,593 It's just a friends' kiss. 1104 00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:17,228 -It's just a friends' kiss? -Mm-hmm. 1105 00:58:17,230 --> 00:58:18,362 It's just a friends' kiss. 1106 00:58:18,364 --> 00:58:20,230 -It's just a friends' kiss. -Yeah. 1107 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,666 Hello? Guys? 1108 00:58:25,401 --> 00:58:26,701 Alex? 1109 00:58:29,771 --> 00:58:31,805 -Honey? -Guys? 1110 00:58:33,073 --> 00:58:34,640 Alex? 1111 00:58:34,642 --> 00:58:37,042 Oh! That's the spot. 1112 00:58:37,044 --> 00:58:39,944 -What did that sound like to you? -Don't know. 1113 00:58:44,915 --> 00:58:46,981 - Oh, there they are. -Oh, hey, honey! 1114 00:58:51,386 --> 00:58:55,355 I just want to say, I think you're right. I think there is something weird going on here. 1115 00:58:55,357 --> 00:59:00,326 Oh, yeah, no shit. I have seen that woman give massages before. 1116 00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:02,328 What? 1117 00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:07,765 Alex, she gave some random guy a fucking hand job at the massage parlor. 1118 00:59:07,767 --> 00:59:11,001 You guys went to a massage parlor? When did you do that? 1119 00:59:11,003 --> 00:59:12,235 I can't even... Just... 1120 00:59:13,971 --> 00:59:15,871 Were you gonna let her touch you down there? 1121 00:59:15,873 --> 00:59:18,840 Honey! Absolutely not. I was just saying that I think you're right. 1122 00:59:18,842 --> 00:59:21,142 I think they do wanna, like, swing with us or something, 1123 00:59:21,144 --> 00:59:23,844 and that is pretty crazy. 1124 00:59:23,846 --> 00:59:26,646 Well, lucky you. See? You got your expansion now, right? 1125 00:59:26,648 --> 00:59:29,115 -This is what you wanted all night! -That's not what I meant by expansion. 1126 00:59:29,117 --> 00:59:31,383 I was talking about getting crazy with friends 1127 00:59:31,385 --> 00:59:33,418 and meeting new people and having fun 1128 00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:35,520 and maybe getting drunk or whatever. 1129 00:59:35,522 --> 00:59:37,755 I didn't mean, like, fucking-other-people expansion. 1130 00:59:38,690 --> 00:59:40,190 That's not what I... 1131 00:59:40,192 --> 00:59:42,258 But you can't tell me you wouldn't have liked it, okay? 1132 00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:45,294 -I can't... I mean, that's irrelevant. -I don't think it is. 1133 00:59:45,296 --> 00:59:47,296 -Yes, it is. -I don't think that that's irrelevant at all. 1134 00:59:47,298 --> 00:59:49,898 -Why not? -Stop! Let's just be brutally honest here for a second. 1135 00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,299 -Okay. -Okay? 1136 00:59:51,301 --> 00:59:56,037 Ooh! What would have happened if she had grabbed for your cock 1137 00:59:57,739 --> 01:00:00,574 and I hadn't of been there, huh? 1138 01:00:00,576 --> 01:00:02,275 I wouldn't have allowed it. 1139 01:00:02,277 --> 01:00:04,777 Because you wouldn't have liked it if she had done it? 1140 01:00:04,779 --> 01:00:08,147 Because I'm married to you, I wouldn't have allowed it. It's simple, so... 1141 01:00:08,149 --> 01:00:10,082 Oh, my God, isn't that the perfect answer? 1142 01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:12,384 Well, I don't know, maybe it is the perfect answer. 1143 01:00:12,386 --> 01:00:17,287 That tells me, that tells me... What you just said tells me that the desire is still there. 1144 01:00:17,289 --> 01:00:22,258 That tells me that a part of you thinks about what it would be like to be with other women. 1145 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:24,126 Come on! I mean... Honey... 1146 01:00:24,128 --> 01:00:29,364 Oh, my God! Not that I think you would act on it. I mean, I trust you, I do, 1147 01:00:29,366 --> 01:00:31,766 I really do. I really... 1148 01:00:31,768 --> 01:00:34,268 I really trust you, but I think it just... 1149 01:00:34,270 --> 01:00:40,107 It bothers me so much that that curiosity is there and it may never go away. 1150 01:00:40,109 --> 01:00:43,943 It just might always live... live there. 1151 01:00:43,945 --> 01:00:46,612 Curi... I never said I was curious. 1152 01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:51,016 Honey, I never said I was curious. 1153 01:00:54,487 --> 01:00:56,354 Oh, wait a second. 1154 01:00:58,223 --> 01:00:59,590 -I'm really tired. -Oh! 1155 01:00:59,592 --> 01:01:01,291 -I'm feeling really tired. -Oh! No, no, no. 1156 01:01:01,293 --> 01:01:03,026 -Let's just get out... This is not the time for... -No, no, no... 1157 01:01:03,028 --> 01:01:05,261 This is actually about you, isn't it? 1158 01:01:05,263 --> 01:01:07,763 -Honey, let's just get out of here. -This is about you. 1159 01:01:07,765 --> 01:01:12,067 This isn't about me, this is about you. You've been putting it all on me all night. 1160 01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:14,169 -What? -You're the one 1161 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,871 that's been thinking about this, isn't it? 1162 01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:21,674 The moment he whipped that thing out, you haven't been able to stop thinking about it. 1163 01:01:21,676 --> 01:01:24,543 -You're curious... -Maybe I am curious, okay? 1164 01:01:24,545 --> 01:01:26,611 -Oh, really? Really? -Maybe I am. 1165 01:01:26,613 --> 01:01:29,013 I feel that it's weird 1166 01:01:29,015 --> 01:01:31,281 that we have to jerk off next to each other come. 1167 01:01:33,851 --> 01:01:40,289 And I really think that it sucks that you lust after another woman's breasts 1168 01:01:40,291 --> 01:01:44,726 This is a real thing and I don't think that we can deny it. 1169 01:01:44,728 --> 01:01:48,429 I think that you think about other women 1170 01:01:48,431 --> 01:01:53,200 and I think about other men. 1171 01:01:59,506 --> 01:02:00,973 - Alex? -Do you wanna fuck my wife? 1172 01:02:00,975 --> 01:02:03,642 -Stop it, Alex! -I'm not gonna stop it. I want to know. 1173 01:02:03,644 --> 01:02:04,976 Do you wanna fuck my wife? 1174 01:02:04,978 --> 01:02:07,011 Because I'm telling you, she wants to fuck you. 1175 01:02:07,013 --> 01:02:08,645 -Oh! -She does. 1176 01:02:08,647 --> 01:02:11,547 -I think you're a little off-base here, Alex. -You think I'm off-base? 1177 01:02:11,549 --> 01:02:13,181 - Are you serious? - -Yeah. 1178 01:02:13,183 --> 01:02:14,348 Kurt! 1179 01:02:14,350 --> 01:02:17,517 Tell me, why did you show us your dick down at the pool? 1180 01:02:17,519 --> 01:02:19,185 -Okay. -Your giant cock! 1181 01:02:19,187 --> 01:02:23,022 Why did you show that to us? Why did you show my wife your big dick? 1182 01:02:23,024 --> 01:02:27,693 And then why did you have me stand next to you with my tiny dick? 1183 01:02:27,695 --> 01:02:30,128 Do you think I'm an idiot? 1184 01:02:30,130 --> 01:02:33,598 And what? What does this mean? I get Charlotte now? So me and Charlotte? 1185 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,366 - Is that cool? - -Alex! No! 1186 01:02:35,368 --> 01:02:39,002 Is that why you showed us that weird video of you showing your tits to us? 1187 01:02:39,004 --> 01:02:41,637 -We like you both very much. -Is that what this is? 1188 01:02:41,639 --> 01:02:43,972 But we didn't want this to be weird. 1189 01:02:43,974 --> 01:02:46,407 Oh, you didn't want it to be weird. 1190 01:02:46,409 --> 01:02:48,242 - No. -Oh, okay. 1191 01:02:48,244 --> 01:02:53,713 My mistake because, you're right, this isn't weird. This is fine, so... 1192 01:02:53,715 --> 01:02:57,416 Now that it's not weird, honey, why don't you lay down? You have to take your clothes off. 1193 01:02:57,418 --> 01:03:00,252 -What do you want? Missionary? Let's do it right here. Kurt? -You know... 1194 01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:03,588 Why don't you get out your big old cock and just shove it right in her? 1195 01:03:03,590 --> 01:03:05,222 -That's enough. -How about that? 1196 01:03:05,224 --> 01:03:07,190 -That's enough. -You don't have to do circles anymore, hun, 1197 01:03:07,192 --> 01:03:09,592 -because it's big. We've all seen it. -He doesn't want her, Alex! 1198 01:03:09,594 --> 01:03:10,993 He wants you! 1199 01:03:16,432 --> 01:03:17,365 What? 1200 01:03:17,766 --> 01:03:19,265 He wants you. 1201 01:03:21,568 --> 01:03:23,569 Oh! 1202 01:03:23,571 --> 01:03:28,373 We still love each other very, very much, but we've been together for a long time and 1203 01:03:29,441 --> 01:03:31,508 things have changed. 1204 01:03:31,510 --> 01:03:37,413 I don't know why, but, you know, step by step, Kurt's desire for me just disappeared and, uh, 1205 01:03:37,415 --> 01:03:40,883 he seemed to want something that I-I couldn't give him. 1206 01:03:40,885 --> 01:03:47,456 When he saw you this morning at the playground, he saw sweetness on your faces and 1207 01:03:47,458 --> 01:03:49,891 he thought that maybe this could be the solution. 1208 01:03:50,592 --> 01:03:52,160 For both of us. 1209 01:03:56,631 --> 01:03:59,165 Isn't there like a web community for something like this? 1210 01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:01,000 No, we've never done this before. 1211 01:04:01,002 --> 01:04:02,534 -Could have fooled us. -Yeah. 1212 01:04:02,536 --> 01:04:05,236 Then you think that we're doing a smooth job of this? 1213 01:04:05,238 --> 01:04:06,971 Does it look like we do this all the time? 1214 01:04:07,439 --> 01:04:08,605 -Yeah. -Kind of. 1215 01:04:08,607 --> 01:04:09,973 It's our first time. 1216 01:04:10,908 --> 01:04:12,942 It's just a total mistake. 1217 01:04:19,315 --> 01:04:22,250 It just doesn't make any sense. 1218 01:04:22,252 --> 01:04:27,288 It's obvious that you love each other so much. 1219 01:04:27,290 --> 01:04:28,489 Yeah. 1220 01:04:28,491 --> 01:04:32,092 She's my best friend. We just don't have a love life. 1221 01:04:32,094 --> 01:04:34,627 -Yeah. -We stay together for everything else. 1222 01:04:34,629 --> 01:04:38,230 Max, the house, the water filter company. 1223 01:04:40,967 --> 01:04:43,802 I'm sorry, I feel like a dick. 1224 01:04:43,804 --> 01:04:45,870 -Why do you feel like a dick? -Well... 1225 01:04:45,872 --> 01:04:50,373 You're not a dick. You're not, you know, you just didn't know. 1226 01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:52,441 You got excited. 1227 01:04:52,443 --> 01:04:56,244 And I wasn't putting my dick next to your dick to, like, do anything, I was just dancing with you, man. 1228 01:04:57,312 --> 01:04:59,179 All right, thanks. 1229 01:04:59,181 --> 01:05:02,849 Think about this. Less than 24 hours ago, 1230 01:05:02,851 --> 01:05:05,518 we were a park together as complete strangers. 1231 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,453 -That's true. -It is. 1232 01:05:07,455 --> 01:05:09,321 Now we're here and you're in one of my robes. 1233 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:15,126 - You have so many robes, by the way. - -I know. 1234 01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:17,027 -We got them in bulk. -There's enough for all of us. 1235 01:05:17,029 --> 01:05:18,762 -How many did you buy? -12. 1236 01:05:18,764 --> 01:05:21,397 -12 robes? -I got a 12-pack of robes. 1237 01:05:27,404 --> 01:05:29,937 - Oh, my God! - -That was a good one. 1238 01:05:31,139 --> 01:05:35,709 Hey, Charlotte. Tell us how... How did you lose your virginity? 1239 01:05:35,711 --> 01:05:40,446 I feel like you would have been like on an island in southern France 1240 01:05:40,448 --> 01:05:45,483 with a pencil thin mustachioed aristocrat or something. 1241 01:05:45,485 --> 01:05:48,052 Look at you, Why do you stereotype so much? 1242 01:05:48,054 --> 01:05:49,787 Because I'm racist. 1243 01:05:49,789 --> 01:05:53,890 Exactly. Well, you're not that far, but it was a farm boy. 1244 01:05:53,892 --> 01:05:55,591 On an island in southern France? 1245 01:05:55,593 --> 01:05:57,960 -On an island, in the south of France. -Are you serious? 1246 01:05:57,962 --> 01:05:59,428 -Yeah... -So I totally got it right. 1247 01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:02,697 What about you, Emily? How did you lose your virginity? 1248 01:06:02,699 --> 01:06:04,131 Um... 1249 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:10,703 Alex is the first, uh, person... 1250 01:06:10,705 --> 01:06:12,371 Person I ever slept with. 1251 01:06:12,373 --> 01:06:14,005 He was your farm boy. 1252 01:06:14,007 --> 01:06:15,506 -I'm your farm boy. -He was my farm boy. 1253 01:06:15,508 --> 01:06:18,675 -I am a farm boy. -He still is my farm boy. 1254 01:06:18,677 --> 01:06:22,145 -Are you my... You're my, kind of like my farm boy? -Mm-hmm. 1255 01:06:22,147 --> 01:06:25,148 He'll always be me farm boy. 1256 01:06:25,150 --> 01:06:27,383 Where would you want to go anywhere in the world? 1257 01:06:27,385 --> 01:06:30,319 You know, I really wanna see... I've never been to Thailand. 1258 01:06:30,321 --> 01:06:32,454 - I've gone. - -I hear they have beautiful beaches. 1259 01:06:32,456 --> 01:06:35,457 Did you guys ever see that movie The Beach with Leonardo... 1260 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:38,460 -I love that movie... -Oh, that makes me not wanna go to Thailand. 1261 01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:41,729 -They shot it there, right? -Yeah, they did. 1262 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:44,498 -That's all I have to say. -Can I say something that is so weird? 1263 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:48,200 Can I just say something, and not to keep bringing up, like kicking a dead horse here? 1264 01:06:48,202 --> 01:06:49,901 - Yeah. -But... 1265 01:06:49,903 --> 01:06:54,538 The whole water filter thing came from watching the movie The Beach. 1266 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:56,006 What? 1267 01:06:56,008 --> 01:06:59,075 - I said, "Why can't they drink water like we can? - " -Whoa! 1268 01:06:59,077 --> 01:07:00,810 From The Beach? 1269 01:07:00,812 --> 01:07:02,311 - That movie? - -What does he say? 1270 01:07:02,313 --> 01:07:04,179 And I just brought that movie up? 1271 01:07:04,181 --> 01:07:06,014 -Too weird. -That's so crazy. 1272 01:07:06,016 --> 01:07:08,116 - Guys, I think this night was sort of meant to be. - -That's like... 1273 01:07:08,118 --> 01:07:11,519 - There's a lot of synchronicity. -Our stars right now are a constellation. 1274 01:07:11,521 --> 01:07:13,354 - I know... -Yes. 1275 01:07:13,356 --> 01:07:14,822 What would our constellation be called? 1276 01:07:14,824 --> 01:07:16,590 Oh, shit! What time is it? 1277 01:07:16,592 --> 01:07:18,658 I have my phone. 1278 01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:20,393 -What? 4:00? 5:00? -4:00? 1279 01:07:20,395 --> 01:07:22,194 You guys! 1280 01:07:22,196 --> 01:07:24,262 - It's almost 6:00 a.m. - -What? 1281 01:07:24,264 --> 01:07:27,064 All right. This has been fun. 1282 01:07:27,899 --> 01:07:30,033 - I have to work today. - -Oh, God. 1283 01:07:30,035 --> 01:07:32,068 I have to go to work today. 1284 01:07:32,769 --> 01:07:34,636 I know, we gotta go. 1285 01:07:34,638 --> 01:07:36,070 Really, time to go. 1286 01:07:36,072 --> 01:07:38,138 So, this is it. We're gonna call it? 1287 01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:40,507 -Yeah, I think so. -Yeah. 1288 01:07:40,509 --> 01:07:44,477 Uh, that can't be the last time we get together. 1289 01:07:44,479 --> 01:07:49,415 - Oh, no way! We'll... We'll do something. -Yeah. 1290 01:07:49,417 --> 01:07:53,518 Hm, yeah, certainly the strangest night of my life. 1291 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:57,188 But it's also been very...expanding. 1292 01:07:57,190 --> 01:08:00,857 Yeah. I feel good. I mean, I'm exhausted, 1293 01:08:00,859 --> 01:08:02,258 but I feel good. 1294 01:08:02,260 --> 01:08:05,193 -Yeah, me too. -Mm. Me three. 1295 01:08:06,695 --> 01:08:08,062 Count me in. 1296 01:08:09,597 --> 01:08:10,930 All right. 1297 01:08:10,932 --> 01:08:12,765 Good night. Thank you. 1298 01:08:12,767 --> 01:08:14,466 Thank you very much. 1299 01:08:14,468 --> 01:08:16,734 -You... you... I'm sorry. -Emily? 1300 01:08:16,736 --> 01:08:19,670 -So many hugs. -Yeah, I know. You're welcome. 1301 01:08:19,672 --> 01:08:21,405 -Hey, group hug. -Yes. 1302 01:08:21,407 --> 01:08:22,539 Okay. 1303 01:08:23,307 --> 01:08:24,540 Hmm. 1304 01:08:25,742 --> 01:08:26,942 Hmm. 1305 01:08:26,944 --> 01:08:28,076 - Thank you. - -This is nice. 1306 01:08:28,078 --> 01:08:30,211 Mmm. It's really nice. 1307 01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:34,813 It's nice. 1308 01:10:57,056 --> 01:10:59,089 - Mommy! 1309 01:10:59,091 --> 01:11:00,523 Mommy! 1310 01:11:00,525 --> 01:11:02,024 Shit! Under the covers! 1311 01:11:02,026 --> 01:11:04,159 - Mommy? - -Oh, hey, guys, hey! 1312 01:11:04,161 --> 01:11:06,427 Wow! Morning! How'd you guys sleep, huh? 1313 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:08,362 - Hey, who wants breakfast? - -Me! 1314 01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:09,629 Let's go. I'll get it for you. 1315 01:11:09,631 --> 01:11:10,863 Come on, it's a beautiful day. 1316 01:11:10,865 --> 01:11:12,798 Were you guys wrestling? 1317 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,966 - Fuck! - -Yeah, we were just wrestling. 1318 01:11:14,968 --> 01:11:16,801 - Who won? - It was a tie. 1319 01:11:20,872 --> 01:11:22,172 God! Get your... 1320 01:11:22,174 --> 01:11:24,741 Get dressed! Get dressed! Get dressed! Get... 1321 01:11:59,504 --> 01:12:02,872 - Medium dogs are pussies. - No, I saw the other day... 1322 01:12:02,874 --> 01:12:04,740 Okay. 1323 01:12:04,742 --> 01:12:07,542 But earlier today, did you not see the schnauzer that was here earlier? 1324 01:12:07,544 --> 01:12:08,910 - Yeah. - You know what a... 1325 01:12:08,912 --> 01:12:10,678 -Yeah, I like... -His hair, it's hypoallergenic. 1326 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,881 I enjoy a good schnauzer every now and again. 1327 01:12:13,883 --> 01:12:16,083 Yeah, but I think that could be fun. They're not small... 1328 01:12:16,085 --> 01:12:17,584 But are you hearing... 1329 01:12:17,586 --> 01:12:20,186 Are you hearing me when I say if you're gonna get a dog, 1330 01:12:20,188 --> 01:12:22,054 you should get a dog. 1331 01:12:22,056 --> 01:12:23,789 -Go big or go home. -Yes. 1332 01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:26,091 I want RJ to grow up with a big dog. 1333 01:12:26,093 --> 01:12:29,094 Oh, my gosh, do you see them? Oh, shit! Holy... 1334 01:12:29,096 --> 01:12:30,595 --Okay. 1335 01:12:30,597 --> 01:12:32,730 -Do you think it's time to do this? -I guess so. 1336 01:12:32,732 --> 01:12:35,599 -Should we go say hi? -I mean, it was inevitable, right, so... 1337 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,100 - Do they see us? - Now they did. 1338 01:12:37,102 --> 01:12:38,901 - Yeah, all right. - Get up. 1339 01:12:38,903 --> 01:12:40,469 - Hey, guys... - -Hey! 1340 01:12:40,471 --> 01:12:43,305 You don't write, you don't call, you're breaking my heart. 1341 01:12:43,307 --> 01:12:44,939 Sorry, I'm just kidding, dumb joke. 1342 01:12:44,941 --> 01:12:46,173 - How are ya? -Good. 1343 01:12:46,175 --> 01:12:47,774 - Good. Yeah. -How are you guys? 1344 01:12:47,776 --> 01:12:49,975 -Oh, it's good, it's really... -We're in therapy. 1345 01:12:52,311 --> 01:12:53,544 -Okay. -Yeah. 1346 01:12:53,546 --> 01:12:55,045 Sorry to be the one to cut the crap here, but... 1347 01:12:55,047 --> 01:12:57,714 Basically we've decided to give the marriage another chance. 1348 01:12:57,716 --> 01:12:59,882 -Mm-hmm. -We've been able to sort through a ton of stuff. 1349 01:12:59,884 --> 01:13:02,251 -That sounds great. -We've got you guys to thank for that. 1350 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:04,686 - Yeah. - Without that experience we'd be lost, really. 1351 01:13:04,688 --> 01:13:09,323 Really. Thank you, you walked us down the aisle to this moment. 1352 01:13:09,325 --> 01:13:12,025 -It was a crazy experience. -Uh-huh. 1353 01:13:12,027 --> 01:13:14,360 -But it was, you know... -Yeah. 1354 01:13:14,362 --> 01:13:16,628 -It was valuable. -Yes. 1355 01:13:19,598 --> 01:13:21,799 -It's good to see you guys. -Thank you, you too. 1356 01:13:21,801 --> 01:13:24,701 -Yeah. -Yeah, you've changed something in your face. 1357 01:13:24,703 --> 01:13:27,403 - You know, it wasn't very California. - -Yeah. 1358 01:13:27,405 --> 01:13:30,806 - After a while, I was like, I don't see anyone else doing this. -Right. 1359 01:13:30,808 --> 01:13:33,909 - Maybe I should stop, so... - -Right. 1360 01:13:33,911 --> 01:13:37,345 You know, I was planning on calling you guys. I, you know... 1361 01:13:37,347 --> 01:13:39,714 I was thinking about that. I just wasn't quite 1362 01:13:40,315 --> 01:13:42,617 sure what to say. 1363 01:13:43,785 --> 01:13:46,586 -So... -Don't worry about it. 1364 01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:47,954 We should grab dinner or something. 1365 01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:48,955 -Totally. -You know? 1366 01:13:48,957 --> 01:13:50,723 Yeah, we should, maybe at your house this time. 1367 01:13:50,725 --> 01:13:53,092 Yeah, you could come, or we could go to a restaurant this time? 1368 01:13:53,094 --> 01:13:55,427 - We found some great places. -Totally. Yeah. 1369 01:13:55,429 --> 01:13:58,163 Looks like the boys have kind of picked up where they last left off. 1370 01:13:58,165 --> 01:13:59,531 Yes. 1371 01:13:59,533 --> 01:14:00,932 - Gettin' dirty. - Shall we say hi? 1372 01:14:00,934 --> 01:14:01,999 Let's go say hi. 1373 01:14:02,001 --> 01:14:04,067 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1374 01:14:04,069 --> 01:14:05,068 So, uh... 1375 01:14:06,437 --> 01:14:08,771 - Sold all my art. - All of it? 1376 01:14:08,773 --> 01:14:11,507 - Yep. - Who bought that? 1377 01:14:11,509 --> 01:14:13,075 My wife.