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<i> - This is the best.</i>
-  <i> All right.</i>

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<i> - I fucking love this.</i>
-  <i> Okay.</i>

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<i> - This feels</i>   <i> so fucking good.
- </i>   <i> All right.</i>

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<i> I fucking love</i>
<i> fucking you.</i>

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<i> Okay, shh.</i>

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<i> Shh. It's okay.</i>

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<i> Sorry, was I saying</i>
<i> "fucking" too much?</i>

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<i> No, it's fine.</i>
<i> It's good. I like it.</i>
<i> Just keep it down, okay?</i>

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<i> Okay. Okay.</i>

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<i> Okay.</i>

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<i> Tell me</i>
<i> I have a big dick.</i>
<i> You've got</i>
<i> a big dick, sweetie.</i>

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<i> Yeah. Say, giant.</i>

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You've got a giant dick,
sweetie, and I love it.

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-Yeah.
-I love it.

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-Yeah.
-Circles, please.

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-Okay.
-Circles.

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- There we go. Yeah.
-    Okay. All right.

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Bigger circles, baby.
Bigger circles.

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I feel like I'm giving
big circles right now.

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-Shh.
-Okay.

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-Shh. Shh.
-Okay.

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-Okay?
-Okay.

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Okay. I'm good.
Are you good? You good?

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-You good?
-Yeah, yeah. Let's do this.

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-Great.
-Okay.

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- Okay.

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He's awake.

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-Okay, hurry up.
-Okay.

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Ah. There's still time.

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-Oh, my God.
-I can come.
There's still time for me.

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-Honey, he's awake.
-No, no, no.

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-He's awake!
-I'm coming!

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- Mama!

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Whoa!

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- Hey, buddy!
-      -It smells weird.

36
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- It does smell weird?
-   Yeah.

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-Okay. Let's go, let's go.
-All right.

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Do you know
where RJ's summer pants are?

39
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I have to put
an outfit on RJ. Where...

40
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My summer pants?

41
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Yeah, I'm looking
for your summer pants, buddy.

42
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Emily.

43
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We really should have
labeled the boxes.

44
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I didn't realize that
we had this much stuff.

45
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All right. Well, I guess
he's just gonna fry
to death out there

46
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'cause all we have is
like wintry, fleecy stuff.

47
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I mean, I feel like
we could get rid
of half this shit.

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Yeah, well, you know.
Come on.

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It's LA, dude.

50
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It's every day sunshine.

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Are you wearing that
to a child's birthday party?

52
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-Oh, come on.
-It's little crazy at work.

53
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I really want to get
a jump on things.

54
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Really?

55
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
Is that cool?

56
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Honey.

57
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I thought this was gonna be
like our chance to meet people.

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Just this one time.

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I mean, you go to work
and you talk to people.

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-Honey.
-I don't talk to people.

61
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-And it's weird.
-Alex...

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I know.

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- Like, I'm a grown-up person...
-  -I know.

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- ...like, going and...
-      -I know.

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Am I supposed to just ask
other grownups
if they want to be friends?

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You could.

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-You could start there.
-Sweetie, stop.

68
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-You could.
-That's crazy.

69
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It's not crazy.

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I... Seriously, am I...
Am I seven years old?

71
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You're not
seven years old.

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How do you not worry
about this stuff?

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'Cause I don't need
anybody else.

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I got everything I need
under this roof.

75
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Well, that's
a nice thing to say.

76
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Yeah, it's true.

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All right. Well...

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Good luck with the summer pants.

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Stop saying summer pants.

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It's your... It's your word.

81
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No, it's not.
You started saying it first.

82
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No. I think
they're called shorts.

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Ah, why did I cut
those off into shorts.
What am I doing?

84
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My son looks like an idiot.

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All right, fuck you, too.

86
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Hey, bud.

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You having fun?

88
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-Not really.
-You wanna go home?

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But I just got here.

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- What?
-Hi!

91
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-Hey.
-Hey, handsome boys.

92
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-Hi.
-You came.

93
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Look what I got.

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What's in here?

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- Oh, my God.
-        Gummy worms.

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- Gummy worms!
-Oh, jeez.

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-See?
-Of course.

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Look at that, huh?

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Hi.

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Hi.

101
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Thank you for coming.

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I know, I was just at work.
I was feeling very guilty,
I wasn't getting
any work done, so...

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-I came to play.
-That's really nice.

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- Really nice.
-       Thanks.

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Oh, my gosh.

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That's what       I'm talking about.
Gummy worms and kids, huh?

107
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It's like chumming
the ocean for sharks.

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-You're a genius.
-Yeah.

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Hey, buddy.

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Hold on. What's...
What's going on?

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- Who's, um...
-       I don't know.

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What is this guy...

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-Why...
-I don't know.

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-Why is he talking to RJ?
-I don't know.

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- Should you go      talk to him?
-       Should I?

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- Maybe?
-       I don't know.

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I mean,
if he's gonna...

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Oh, here he comes.
He's coming.
He's coming. He's coming.

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- Hello.
-           Hi.

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- How are you?
-          -Good.

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Is that boy yours over there?

122
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Yeah.

123
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Well, I'm glad I caught this.

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This, my friend, is a pest
that wreaks havoc
in little boys' bellies.

125
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I don't know where
he got it from, but I wanted
to bring it to your attention.

126
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Oh.

127
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Well, thank you.
That would've been terrible
if he ate it.

128
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Yeah.

129
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My son Max is
on a strict vegan diet.

130
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- Oh.
-And a cleanse.

131
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Just kidding. I'm Kurt.

132
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-Hey, I'm Alex.
This is Emily, my wife.
-Emily.

133
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Emily, Alex, pleasure.
How are you?

134
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- Nice to meet you.
-     Nice to meet you.

135
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So you guys part
of the birthday party or...

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Oh, no, no.
This is our usual park.
We come here every day.

137
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Oh, cool.

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How about you? I haven't
seen you in the neighborhood
You new around here?

139
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Yeah, we just moved here
from Seattle.

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-Two week in.
-Two weeks.

141
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Wow. Well, welcome.

142
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You guys picked
the coolest area
in Los Angeles.

143
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- Yeah?
-Yeah. Absolutely.

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You know, we heard
that this is where

145
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the younger people
with kids were living.

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-This park's
fucking fantastic.
-Uh-huh.

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You've got two oyster bars.
One of which is the shit.

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-That's great.
-Shops...

149
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My wife and I moved here
about two years ago.
We love it.

150
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-Wow.
-Cool. Awesome.

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That's great.

152
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Wow.

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Max has really taken
a shine to your boy.

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He's very discerning,
doesn't make friends easily.

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-RJ is actually the same way.
-Yeah.

156
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-Yeah. Yeah.
-Really?

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Where's he going
to school in the fall?

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Um...

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Have you guys taken
your tours yet?

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-Tours?
-Touring the schools?

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Yeah.
Go around, look at them.

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Okay. Well, I get
a little bit crazy
about that stuff.

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Yeah, another...
It's all coming up.

164
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Just as long as you get
your applications in early,
you'll be fine.

165
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If you need a letter
of recommendation,

166
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I'm sort of the mayor
of this area, so I can
absolutely help you.

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-Thank you.
-Thank you.

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- Thanks.
-      -Cool. Well...

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-Emelia.
-Ah. Ooh.

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-Alexander.
-All right.

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So cool, you guys.

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-This is so cool. Welcome.
-Yeah.

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-Great.
-Great.

174
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-Great people.
-All right.

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All right. See you.

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- Bye.
-         See you.

177
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You know,
we have more to discuss.

178
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Tonight is our regular
pizza night.

179
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We could turn it into a
"welcome to the neighborhood"
get-together.

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I can give you
the one on one on
the schools in the area and...

181
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It could be fun.

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- Huh.
-       -I'm just      throwing it out there.

183
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Uh, yeah, I mean,
that's really nice, but
you shouldn't feel obligated.

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- Obligated-shmobligated.
-     -No.

185
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Our boys seem to love each other
and we love making new friends.

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It's not an obligation.
It's fun...

187
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-You know, yes. Yeah.
-I...

188
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That actually sounds like
a lot of fun, right?

189
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Yeah. Sure.

190
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And Alex was just talking
this morning about wanting
to make new friends.

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- Get out of here.
-        -Mm-hmm.

192
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Great. Well, why don't you
come over at like 5:00, 5:30?
We're at 1983 Cameron Court.

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-Done. Thank you.
-Awesome.

194
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-Awesome. Great.
-That's really nice.

195
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-See you there.
-And listen,
do not bring anything.

196
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Just bring yourselves.
We have everything covered,
okay? No cheating.

197
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Going to Whole Foods now,
any dietary restrictions?

198
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-I don't think so.
-Screw it.

199
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You guys,
I'm so excited. Yay!

200
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All right.

201
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- See you later. Kurt.
-      -Bye, buddy.

202
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Wow, he seems cool.

203
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Best case scenario,
I think we just made
our first new friends.

204
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

205
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Worst case?

206
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We have a boring night
and we go home early.

207
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-Whoa.
-Oh, wow.

208
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That's a pretty nice house.

209
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Up, please.

210
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Oh, sweetie,
it's only a little bit further.

211
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-Here. Will you take that?
-Yeah.

212
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Okay. Come here.
Come here.

213
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Want a little bit of a...

214
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What have you been eating?
What's in your belly?

215
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- What the fuck, hun?
-       -Food!

216
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Food?

217
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-Honey.
-Yeah.

218
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What?

219
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This is Two-Buck Chuck.
We can't bring this
to the dinner party.

220
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Why?

221
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Why? 'Cause it's two bucks.

222
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It's what we had.
I didn't think it was
gonna make a difference.

223
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This is like what
19-year-olds cook with.

224
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Oh, sweetie.
It's fine.

225
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-It's fine, right?
-It's kind of a lame move.

226
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I... I think what you're doing
right now is kind of
a lame move.

227
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- Hello!
-          -Hey.

228
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Welcome, new friends.
I'm Charlotte.

229
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- Hi.
-You must be Alex.

230
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-Come on in. Come on in.
-Okay. Thank you.

231
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I'm just gonna kiss
your cheeks. Mmm.

232
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Okay.

233
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-And you must be Emily.
-Yes.

234
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- Beauty! Whoo!
-    Well, thank you.

235
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Thank you for that.

236
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Let that kid down.
We'll have them run free here.

237
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All right. There we go.

238
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Hello, sweet pea.
Do you wanna eat pizza
until your belly explodes?

239
00:09:31.058 --> 00:09:32.424
-Yeah!
-Yeah?

240
00:09:35.061 --> 00:09:38.328
Oh, I know someone who's been
waiting to play with him
all day long.

241
00:09:38.330 --> 00:09:39.696
- Come on in, please.
-       -Thank you.

242
00:09:39.698 --> 00:09:41.664
- Um, here you go.

243
00:09:41.666 --> 00:09:42.798
This is from
a farm up north.

244
00:09:42.800 --> 00:09:44.633
-It's our friend's farm.
-Wow!

245
00:09:44.635 --> 00:09:46.768
Yeah, that's why
there's no label, 'cause
they recycle the bottles.

246
00:09:46.770 --> 00:09:49.804
-Oh. Okay.
-So... It's organic.

247
00:09:49.806 --> 00:09:52.640
Great. Wow.
Well, thank you so much, Alex.

248
00:09:52.642 --> 00:09:54.008
-Great.
-Come on in.

249
00:09:54.010 --> 00:09:56.477
The boys
are just finishing
their homework.

250
00:09:56.479 --> 00:09:57.978
I'm gonna get you
with my horse!

251
00:09:57.980 --> 00:09:59.612
I'm gonna get you
with my horse!

252
00:09:59.614 --> 00:10:01.580
All right, last one.
Last one.

253
00:10:02.448 --> 00:10:04.682
<i>"Vamos a la biblioteca."</i>

254
00:10:04.684 --> 00:10:06.517
<i> Biblioteca!</i>

255
00:10:06.519 --> 00:10:08.318
- Right. Hey.
-        -Hey.

256
00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:09.752
<i> Bienvenudos,</i> guys.

257
00:10:09.754 --> 00:10:11.520
<i> - Ciao.</i>
-    Hey.

258
00:10:11.522 --> 00:10:13.054
Kurt is speaking Spanish
with Max

259
00:10:13.056 --> 00:10:16.457
in anticipation for some work
we're gonna be doing in Ecuador.

260
00:10:16.459 --> 00:10:17.658
Oh, wow!
That's amazing.

261
00:10:17.660 --> 00:10:19.259
Mm-hmm. But with me

262
00:10:19.261 --> 00:10:21.661
-it's mostly French.
-Uh-huh.

263
00:10:21.663 --> 00:10:22.995
You... So, you...
French and Spanish?

264
00:10:22.997 --> 00:10:25.497
-Does that ever get
confusing for him?
-No.

265
00:10:25.499 --> 00:10:27.632
-Do the two...
-Keeps him on his toes.

266
00:10:27.634 --> 00:10:31.301
I don't know if you guys
noticed, but we've got
a seriously delicious situation
developing here.

267
00:10:31.303 --> 00:10:32.535
-Oh, yeah.
-Mmm, yum!

268
00:10:32.537 --> 00:10:35.237
-You guys look great.
-Oh, thanks.

269
00:10:35.239 --> 00:10:37.339
Hey, thank you again
for inviting us.

270
00:10:37.341 --> 00:10:38.406
Oh, yeah.

271
00:10:38.408 --> 00:10:39.707
Your house is gorgeous,
by the way.

272
00:10:39.709 --> 00:10:41.508
- Thank you.
-It's beautiful.

273
00:10:41.510 --> 00:10:46.378
I'm proud to say
that Kurt designed and rebuilt
the entire thing himself.

274
00:10:46.380 --> 00:10:47.579
Well...

275
00:10:47.581 --> 00:10:49.280
It was just an ugly box
when we bought it.

276
00:10:49.282 --> 00:10:51.248
Holy cow!

277
00:10:51.250 --> 00:10:53.917
I actually based the entire
design on Charlotte's childhood
home in the south of France.

278
00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:57.720
Wow. So is that what you do?
You're an architect?

279
00:10:58.621 --> 00:11:00.655
I've... I've lived
many lives, Alex.

280
00:11:00.657 --> 00:11:06.293
I've been born, died
and resurrected so many times,
I can't even tell you, but...

281
00:11:06.295 --> 00:11:08.061
Can I show you
what my passion is now?

282
00:11:08.063 --> 00:11:09.395
I'm really excited
about it.

283
00:11:09.397 --> 00:11:10.529
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

284
00:11:10.531 --> 00:11:11.863
Then we'll do pizza.

285
00:11:18.436 --> 00:11:19.636
Here, drink it.

286
00:11:20.804 --> 00:11:23.739
- Yeah?
-Yeah, drink it, taste it.

287
00:11:23.741 --> 00:11:26.174
-How does that taste?
-Oh. It's... It's really good.

288
00:11:26.176 --> 00:11:29.043
Are you familiar with
desalinization through
reverse osmosis?

289
00:11:29.677 --> 00:11:30.843
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

290
00:11:30.845 --> 00:11:32.344
- You are.
-          -Um...

291
00:11:32.346 --> 00:11:35.447
Remind me again
what, what it is.

292
00:11:35.449 --> 00:11:38.283
So, that water
that you're drinking
was processed through
a filtering system

293
00:11:38.285 --> 00:11:41.786
that I've been developing
for the past ten years.
My own personal system.

294
00:11:41.788 --> 00:11:44.522
What's wrong with a...
Like a normal filter?

295
00:11:44.524 --> 00:11:48.759
They only last about
36 hours. After that
you're basically drinking
liquid cancer.

296
00:11:48.761 --> 00:11:50.694
- Mmm.
-    But with my system,

297
00:11:50.696 --> 00:11:55.231
we're essentially taking
spoiled lemons and making
sweet, sweet lemonade.

298
00:11:55.233 --> 00:11:58.133
Like that water that
you're drinking right there,
that was initially sewage.

299
00:11:58.135 --> 00:11:59.134
Pretty amazing, right?

300
00:11:59.136 --> 00:11:59.934
- Mmm.
-Oh.

301
00:11:59.936 --> 00:12:02.770
Yeah.
So you see how far...

302
00:12:02.772 --> 00:12:05.172
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Alex...
-  Oh-oh.

303
00:12:05.174 --> 00:12:07.941
Alex. Alex, it's beyond clean.
I would not give you
disgusting water.

304
00:12:07.943 --> 00:12:09.709
- He's just joking.
-I know he's kidding.

305
00:12:09.711 --> 00:12:11.210
No, it's so good.

306
00:12:11.212 --> 00:12:13.145
- Well, thank you.
-It's really good.

307
00:12:13.147 --> 00:12:14.980
We already have our system
set up in some of the poorest
parts of the world.

308
00:12:14.982 --> 00:12:17.749
-Like your Cubas,
your Northern Pakistans...
-Wow.

309
00:12:17.751 --> 00:12:19.550
Your Central Republic
of Africas.

310
00:12:19.552 --> 00:12:20.851
We're taking this bitch
village to village.

311
00:12:20.853 --> 00:12:22.419
-Oh, my God, just...
-Before you can...

312
00:12:23.921 --> 00:12:26.722
Sometimes the only way
to shut him is to kiss him.

313
00:12:26.724 --> 00:12:27.956
That's not true.
Is that true?

314
00:12:27.958 --> 00:12:29.891
-No, I mean...
-I stop talking.

315
00:12:29.893 --> 00:12:31.592
I'm so proud of you, darling.

316
00:12:31.594 --> 00:12:33.260
-I stop. I stop.
-I'm fucking hungry.

317
00:12:33.262 --> 00:12:34.461
Okay.

318
00:12:34.463 --> 00:12:35.628
Are you hungry?
I'm sure you are.

319
00:12:35.630 --> 00:12:38.197
Are you guys
fucking hungry?

320
00:12:38.199 --> 00:12:39.398
-Sure.
-Yeah.

321
00:12:45.304 --> 00:12:47.971
One more piece of pizza
for old tubby over here.

322
00:12:47.973 --> 00:12:49.439
Oh...

323
00:12:49.441 --> 00:12:51.474
Seriously, buddy, you don't
have to barf to show us
you like the food.

324
00:12:51.476 --> 00:12:53.342
Honey, he might have
a point there.
I don't know.

325
00:12:53.344 --> 00:12:55.477
Jesus, I feel like
I'm on<i> Intervention</i>
or something.

326
00:12:55.479 --> 00:12:58.046
Just let him have
one more piece.
He's a growing boy.

327
00:12:58.048 --> 00:13:00.848
- Thank you, Charlotte.
-You're welcome.

328
00:13:00.850 --> 00:13:02.916
The pizza is yucky.

329
00:13:02.918 --> 00:13:04.684
Doesn't look like
you thought it was yucky.

330
00:13:04.686 --> 00:13:06.652
It's so good,
you know what
it makes me think about?

331
00:13:06.654 --> 00:13:08.387
- What?

332
00:13:11.557 --> 00:13:13.658
Isn't he the funniest?

333
00:13:13.660 --> 00:13:15.326
You know what?

334
00:13:15.328 --> 00:13:17.828
-Hold on, I just wanna
say one thing.
-He's very funny.

335
00:13:17.830 --> 00:13:19.497
I wanna say one thing.

336
00:13:19.499 --> 00:13:23.300
You know, one of our main
worries coming here was

337
00:13:23.302 --> 00:13:27.403
that we wouldn't be
able to meet new people
or make new friends.

338
00:13:27.405 --> 00:13:29.271
Um...

339
00:13:29.273 --> 00:13:33.174
And I have to say that
tonight you guys really
put that to bed.

340
00:13:33.176 --> 00:13:34.708
- And, and, and...
-It's true.

341
00:13:34.710 --> 00:13:36.910
- It is true.
-It's true.
He's... Yeah.

342
00:13:36.912 --> 00:13:40.947
- And I just wanna say,
thank you for having us
in your beautiful home.
-Thank you.

343
00:13:40.949 --> 00:13:43.349
- Glad we could be
of service. Cheers.
-So, thank you.

344
00:13:44.918 --> 00:13:47.386
And, you know what,
speaking of being
put to bed.

345
00:13:47.388 --> 00:13:50.622
Yeah, I think
we're hitting the wall
here energy-wise.

346
00:13:50.624 --> 00:13:52.457
-Yeah, it's close.
-Yeah.

347
00:13:52.459 --> 00:13:55.026
- It's gonna be all like
the squirt's rules
from here on out.
- Yeah.

348
00:13:55.028 --> 00:13:57.194
RJ, are you ready
to say goodbye to Max?

349
00:13:57.196 --> 00:14:00.463
Only in America do we
let children dictate
when the night is over.

350
00:14:00.465 --> 00:14:04.266
Why don't we put
the kids to bed upstairs
and continue down here?

351
00:14:04.268 --> 00:14:06.201
Carry him home later,
once we're done.

352
00:14:06.203 --> 00:14:07.602
- Yeah.
-What do you think?

353
00:14:07.604 --> 00:14:08.736
This is
a French house.

354
00:14:08.738 --> 00:14:09.903
Yeah, it's a French house.

355
00:14:09.905 --> 00:14:11.437
-Oh.
-I don't...

356
00:14:11.439 --> 00:14:13.005
Well, we... No, we...
We'll just get out
of your hair.

357
00:14:13.007 --> 00:14:14.906
- We want you to stay.
-      -It's fine.

358
00:14:14.908 --> 00:14:16.841
We want it. We want it.

359
00:14:18.044 --> 00:14:19.810
-I mean...
-Is that what...

360
00:14:19.812 --> 00:14:21.578
- Yes.
- Settled then. All right.

361
00:14:21.580 --> 00:14:23.446
I'm not done
with you two yet.

362
00:14:23.448 --> 00:14:24.880
And as for you two kids.

363
00:14:24.882 --> 00:14:28.183
You come with me upstairs
because I have got
a surprise for you.

364
00:14:28.185 --> 00:14:29.417
Do you like surprises?

365
00:14:29.419 --> 00:14:30.951
- Me!
-            Yes!

366
00:14:30.953 --> 00:14:34.120
Give me 20 minutes
and I will give you
parental bliss.

367
00:14:35.422 --> 00:14:36.655
Come on, sit down.

368
00:14:36.657 --> 00:14:37.989
- Wait for me!
-       -I...

369
00:14:37.991 --> 00:14:39.724
- What do you think?
-    I mean...

370
00:14:41.094 --> 00:14:43.060
--Why not?

371
00:15:19.457 --> 00:15:21.223
Can't sleep.

372
00:15:26.596 --> 00:15:31.365
Kurt's got it.
Just give it a second.
Trust me on this.

373
00:15:50.849 --> 00:15:54.083
- Night night.
-        Good night.

374
00:16:04.727 --> 00:16:07.327
Un-fucking-believable.

375
00:16:11.998 --> 00:16:14.398
Pretty amazing people,
huh, babe?

376
00:16:16.401 --> 00:16:17.934
Best case scenario?

377
00:16:19.536 --> 00:16:20.669
I love you.

378
00:16:53.864 --> 00:16:55.697
Shh. Night night.

379
00:16:57.066 --> 00:16:59.066
Sleep tight, boys.

380
00:17:01.536 --> 00:17:04.471
You are a man
of many talents.

381
00:17:04.473 --> 00:17:05.638
I am.

382
00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:07.973
- I love you so much.
- Love you so much.

383
00:17:10.309 --> 00:17:12.243
- So, Charlotte...
-You're the best.

384
00:17:12.245 --> 00:17:16.080
You know, I'm realizing
as we're sitting here
that we've been together
all night

385
00:17:16.082 --> 00:17:17.381
and I haven't yet asked you
what you...

386
00:17:17.383 --> 00:17:19.282
-Oh, yeah.
-What you're up to these days?

387
00:17:19.284 --> 00:17:21.083
Charlotte's between things
at the moment.

388
00:17:21.085 --> 00:17:22.451
-Yeah. I am.
-Okay.

389
00:17:22.453 --> 00:17:24.953
I mean, right now
my main job is mom.

390
00:17:24.955 --> 00:17:27.655
Ah, most important job
of all. I know exactly
what you're talking about.

391
00:17:27.657 --> 00:17:28.989
Well, thank you Alex.
Thank you.

392
00:17:28.991 --> 00:17:30.724
What do you...
What do you mean by that?

393
00:17:30.726 --> 00:17:32.592
Oh. I just...
No, I just mean, like...

394
00:17:32.594 --> 00:17:36.995
You know, I very much respect
the mom job because
I've been at home with RJ and...

395
00:17:36.997 --> 00:17:38.930
- Oh, really?
-          -Um...

396
00:17:38.932 --> 00:17:41.432
Yeah. I mean, I meant it
as a compliment to,
you know, all
the moms out there.

397
00:17:41.434 --> 00:17:43.233
Yes, yes.

398
00:17:43.235 --> 00:17:47.069
It's beautiful that
you're making those sacrifices
so that Emily can
pursue her career.

399
00:17:47.071 --> 00:17:48.703
- Yeah.
-Oh, thanks.

400
00:17:48.705 --> 00:17:52.606
But you need to find ways
to nurture your soul
at the same time.

401
00:17:52.907 --> 00:17:54.173
Oh.

402
00:17:54.175 --> 00:17:56.341
And how do you do that, babe?

403
00:17:57.076 --> 00:17:59.110
I have my hobbies.

404
00:17:59.112 --> 00:18:01.645
Charlotte's working part time
as a masseuse.

405
00:18:01.647 --> 00:18:02.746
Oh.

406
00:18:02.748 --> 00:18:04.380
-Well, I'm dabbling.
-Yeah.

407
00:18:04.382 --> 00:18:07.383
- That's cool.
-But, you know what?
She's actually...

408
00:18:07.385 --> 00:18:10.819
She's more than that.
Um, she's a fabulous actress.

409
00:18:10.821 --> 00:18:13.054
-Really?
-Now, that is cool.

410
00:18:13.056 --> 00:18:14.889
--That's so nuts.

411
00:18:14.891 --> 00:18:17.958
I swear to God,
right when I walked in here
that's exactly...

412
00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:19.726
Like I looked at you
and I thought,

413
00:18:19.728 --> 00:18:21.894
"She's so beautiful,
she must be an actress
or a model or something."

414
00:18:21.896 --> 00:18:23.028
Oh, thank you.
You did?

415
00:18:23.030 --> 00:18:24.195
And I was right!

416
00:18:24.197 --> 00:18:26.163
I mean I haven't done it
in a long time.

417
00:18:26.165 --> 00:18:27.898
- That's crazy.
-     -Thank you.

418
00:18:27.900 --> 00:18:31.468
It's hard because
her French agent is not here,
so it's a little bit...

419
00:18:31.470 --> 00:18:32.735
It is hard.

420
00:18:32.737 --> 00:18:34.436
-We've never met
a real actress before.
-We don't...

421
00:18:34.438 --> 00:18:35.904
- Is there...
-You've never met    an actor before?

422
00:18:35.906 --> 00:18:37.405
-No!
-No. I don't think so.

423
00:18:37.407 --> 00:18:39.540
I think this is our...
Yes, it's...
It's our first...

424
00:18:39.542 --> 00:18:43.476
-Is there anything that
we might be able
to see you in maybe?
-Yes! Yeah!

425
00:18:43.478 --> 00:18:46.479
Um... No, we don't
have any...

426
00:18:46.481 --> 00:18:50.249
-You do.
-I see... I think somebody
might be giving it away.

427
00:18:56.455 --> 00:18:58.923
-We're movie buffs.
-Yeah. We watch...

428
00:18:58.925 --> 00:19:00.424
We've probably
seen it, so...

429
00:19:00.426 --> 00:19:01.925
I'm grabbing it.

430
00:19:01.927 --> 00:19:03.192
-Yes!
-Yay.

431
00:19:03.194 --> 00:19:06.161
See, this is truly
exciting for us. So...

432
00:19:06.163 --> 00:19:07.762
Really, thank you.

433
00:19:07.764 --> 00:19:10.231
I mean, I hope
you're not gonna
be disappointed.

434
00:19:10.233 --> 00:19:11.699
-Well, I don't think
that's possible.
-No.

435
00:19:11.701 --> 00:19:14.301
What are you       talking about?
This is great stuff!

436
00:19:17.705 --> 00:19:19.138
Fasten your seat belts.

437
00:19:20.440 --> 00:19:23.208
We're really proud
of Charlotte's work
in this one.

438
00:19:36.054 --> 00:19:37.620
<i> So I think</i>
<i> if we just begin...</i>

439
00:19:37.622 --> 00:19:39.521
<i> -Yeah?</i>
<i> -...by opening your shirt.</i>
<i> Do you mind?</i>

440
00:19:39.523 --> 00:19:41.122
<i> -No. I don't.</i>
<i> -With me, right?</i>

441
00:19:41.124 --> 00:19:42.623
<i> -It's all very simple, right?</i>
<i> -Mm-hmm.</i>

442
00:19:42.625 --> 00:19:44.758
<i> -We just unbutton</i>
<i> your shirt, right?</i>
<i> -Yeah.</i>

443
00:19:44.760 --> 00:19:46.559
<i> -You could do it</i>
<i> anywhere. Really.</i>
<i> -Okay.</i>

444
00:19:46.561 --> 00:19:48.928
<i> -You could do it in</i>
<i> a restaurant, at home, right?</i>
<i> -Yeah.</i>

445
00:19:48.930 --> 00:19:52.298
<i> Okay, and if you wanna</i>
<i> just bring your breasts</i>
<i> out for me, right?</i>

446
00:19:52.300 --> 00:19:57.836
<i> -And if you wanna start</i>
<i> by massaging in some</i>
<i> circular motions.</i>
<i> -Yeah?</i>

447
00:19:57.838 --> 00:20:06.143
<i> You wanna take your</i>
<i> flanges or breast shields</i>
<i> and you just wanna place them</i>
<i> right on your nipples.</i>

448
00:20:06.145 --> 00:20:09.112
<i> Get just the perfect</i>
<i> latch there, right?</i>

449
00:20:09.114 --> 00:20:12.148
<i> -Then you'll turn</i>
<i> your machine on...</i>
<i> -Yeah.</i>

450
00:20:12.150 --> 00:20:15.150
<i> And it will just start</i>
<i> sucking, right?</i>

451
00:20:15.585 --> 00:20:18.986
<i> You wanna really...</i>
<i> See, if you don't feel...</i>

452
00:20:20.189 --> 00:20:22.088
Well. You get the picture.

453
00:20:22.090 --> 00:20:26.892
But I am proud to say
that this DVD was included
with all the breast pumps

454
00:20:26.894 --> 00:20:30.161
that this company sold
from 2005 to 2008.

455
00:20:30.163 --> 00:20:32.329
That was a great
plain breast pump.
You guys keep it.

456
00:20:32.331 --> 00:20:34.198
- Oh, thanks.
-  -It's a gift. Keep it.

457
00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:36.500
So we'll take it
home with us?

458
00:20:37.401 --> 00:20:39.568
Yeah. It's a gift.

459
00:20:39.570 --> 00:20:41.836
- Watch it       at your own leisure.
-        -Thanks.

460
00:20:44.873 --> 00:20:46.006
It was awesome.

461
00:20:46.008 --> 00:20:47.540
Oh, please.
Thank you.

462
00:20:47.542 --> 00:20:49.542
You looked very beautiful in it.

463
00:20:49.544 --> 00:20:51.577
I mean, it's...
I tried to stay natural.

464
00:20:51.579 --> 00:20:52.744
Huh.

465
00:20:52.746 --> 00:20:54.512
It... It was very natural.

466
00:20:54.514 --> 00:20:56.680
Wow. Well...

467
00:20:56.682 --> 00:20:58.581
Thank you, Alex.
I really appreciate that.

468
00:20:58.583 --> 00:21:02.451
You know what?
I've got the perfect thing
for this moment, right now.

469
00:21:02.453 --> 00:21:04.519
Sweetie, would you get them
some more red wine?

470
00:21:04.521 --> 00:21:06.621
- I'm gonna get something
from upstairs.
-Okay. Yeah.

471
00:21:06.623 --> 00:21:09.190
You guys, just chill.
Sweetie?

472
00:21:09.192 --> 00:21:11.192
I'm gonna get some wine.
We have no more wine.

473
00:21:11.194 --> 00:21:13.427
-Okay, that sounds like
a great idea.
-Okay.

474
00:21:21.568 --> 00:21:22.668
What?

475
00:21:24.038 --> 00:21:25.537
Honey.

476
00:21:25.539 --> 00:21:28.806
This is California.
Maybe this is what
dinner parties are like.

477
00:21:28.808 --> 00:21:30.607
How am I supposed to know?

478
00:21:31.642 --> 00:21:33.542
I mean, up until then
it was fine.

479
00:21:33.544 --> 00:21:35.243
-Like they were great, right?
-What was great?

480
00:21:35.245 --> 00:21:37.912
-Kurt was playing music...
-They were great
or her breasts were great?

481
00:21:37.914 --> 00:21:39.613
Oh, please.

482
00:21:39.615 --> 00:21:41.414
-I love your boobs.
-Oh, stop.

483
00:21:41.416 --> 00:21:43.249
-I love your boobs
very much.
-Stop.

484
00:21:43.251 --> 00:21:47.186
Twelve months of breast feeding
a child has completely
decimated my breasts.

485
00:21:47.188 --> 00:21:52.557
I worship them.
I worship them like
they're two little Jesuses
on your chest...

486
00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:54.292
- Hey!
-         -Hey.

487
00:21:54.294 --> 00:21:57.595
I just checked on the boys.
They're just so cute.

488
00:21:57.597 --> 00:21:58.429
Oh, great.

489
00:21:58.431 --> 00:21:59.930
They look like
little brothers.

490
00:21:59.932 --> 00:22:03.633
I mean, I'm so happy
to know that Max has
a new buddy.

491
00:22:04.568 --> 00:22:06.502
You guys smoke pot, right?

492
00:22:06.936 --> 00:22:08.036
-No.
-Yeah.

493
00:22:15.644 --> 00:22:16.943
Whoa!

494
00:22:16.945 --> 00:22:18.744
Holy...
Holy cow!

495
00:22:19.545 --> 00:22:22.179
- Wow!
-          -Whoa!

496
00:22:22.181 --> 00:22:25.682
See, I don't know
if he knows how to do it,
the thing we...

497
00:22:25.684 --> 00:22:27.816
Are you gonna
give it a shot?

498
00:22:33.021 --> 00:22:34.454
Oh, honey.

499
00:22:37.991 --> 00:22:40.926
[all cheering

500
00:22:40.928 --> 00:22:42.060
You did it!

501
00:23:32.835 --> 00:23:34.000
Come here.

502
00:23:34.002 --> 00:23:35.067
Can't see shit, man.

503
00:23:35.069 --> 00:23:36.334
Here take my hand.

504
00:23:36.336 --> 00:23:37.535
- You're all right?
-     -Yeah.

505
00:23:37.537 --> 00:23:38.836
- Hit your head?
-      -No.

506
00:23:38.838 --> 00:23:39.937
Okay, come here.

507
00:23:41.339 --> 00:23:42.806
All right.

508
00:23:42.808 --> 00:23:44.741
- Whoa.
-        This is what       I wanted to show you.

509
00:23:44.743 --> 00:23:46.876
Is this like your
office or something?

510
00:23:46.878 --> 00:23:49.044
I guess
you could say that. Here.

511
00:23:51.647 --> 00:23:53.781
- Oh, wow!
-All this...

512
00:23:54.682 --> 00:23:58.351
This is, uh,
how I keep my sanity.

513
00:23:58.353 --> 00:24:03.154
Painting first entered
my life when I was
around RJ and Max's age.

514
00:24:03.156 --> 00:24:06.524
What started out as dipping
my fingers in the tips
of the, uh,

515
00:24:06.526 --> 00:24:08.825
acrylics blossomed
into all this.

516
00:24:11.728 --> 00:24:15.429
- My refuge. It's how I can
truly express myself.
-Huh.

517
00:24:17.698 --> 00:24:21.667
Is that...
Is that what I think it is?

518
00:24:21.669 --> 00:24:23.602
Very perceptive of you.

519
00:24:24.403 --> 00:24:26.704
-That's...
-You can say it.

520
00:24:28.239 --> 00:24:30.473
- A butt hole?
-          -Yeah.

521
00:24:30.475 --> 00:24:32.575
This series
is called Portals.

522
00:24:33.343 --> 00:24:35.177
Each of them painted
from life.

523
00:24:35.179 --> 00:24:38.246
I was lucky enough to have
some of my best friends
donate the time as models.

524
00:24:38.248 --> 00:24:40.047
Even Charlotte's
up here somewhere.

525
00:24:43.418 --> 00:24:45.685
Fifty bucks if you can guess
which one's mine.

526
00:24:47.788 --> 00:24:48.754
Butt hole?

527
00:24:50.423 --> 00:24:51.723
Oh, well.

528
00:24:53.125 --> 00:24:54.125
That one.

529
00:24:55.060 --> 00:24:56.727
That's amazing.

530
00:24:56.729 --> 00:24:58.395
Really? Is that...
That's... Huh. That's yours?

531
00:24:58.397 --> 00:25:00.163
-That's me.
-Oh, great.

532
00:25:00.165 --> 00:25:01.898
-That's me.
-That's great.

533
00:25:03.100 --> 00:25:04.033
Do you paint?

534
00:25:04.968 --> 00:25:07.970
- Yeah. No.
-           -Hmm.

535
00:25:07.972 --> 00:25:10.672
I always wanted to,
though, because
I always felt like, you know...

536
00:25:11.807 --> 00:25:13.707
I always felt
like I could.

537
00:25:13.709 --> 00:25:14.474
Yeah.

538
00:25:14.476 --> 00:25:16.442
Um, like I feel like
if I did it,

539
00:25:16.444 --> 00:25:18.510
it would be, um, really...

540
00:25:19.044 --> 00:25:20.511
Great.

541
00:25:20.513 --> 00:25:21.845
-No question.
-Yeah.

542
00:25:21.847 --> 00:25:24.647
-Do you think...
-I think there's never...

543
00:25:24.649 --> 00:25:27.683
-Never an excuse
not to try this.
-Yeah?

544
00:25:27.685 --> 00:25:29.618
'Cause these are amazing.

545
00:25:29.620 --> 00:25:32.187
I think you could do it.
And if you ever want, you can
borrow some of my acrylics.

546
00:25:32.189 --> 00:25:35.156
-Really?
-I got everything here.
You can come paint with me.

547
00:25:35.158 --> 00:25:36.757
I can come here
and paint with you?

548
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:39.726
Bring RJ over,
let him play upstairs,
we could sit out here and paint.

549
00:25:39.728 --> 00:25:42.328
You know what,
I'm gonna start painting.

550
00:25:42.330 --> 00:25:43.762
I think I'm gonna
start painting.

551
00:25:43.764 --> 00:25:45.530
-You are painting.
You are painting.
-I'm gonna...

552
00:25:45.532 --> 00:25:46.697
I'm gonna be a painter.

553
00:25:46.699 --> 00:25:48.832
You are a painter.
You're great.

554
00:25:48.834 --> 00:25:51.501
I feel like I just, like,
made a decision.

555
00:25:51.503 --> 00:25:53.169
-Really?
-Yeah.

556
00:25:53.171 --> 00:25:55.037
-That's so cool.
-Yeah.

557
00:25:56.506 --> 00:26:01.242
Oh, my God,
this house is just amazing!

558
00:26:01.244 --> 00:26:04.078
I mean, I'm...
I'm lost already.

559
00:26:04.080 --> 00:26:05.712
You'll get used to it.

560
00:26:05.714 --> 00:26:07.813
-This is my bedroom.
-Okay.

561
00:26:09.649 --> 00:26:11.116
Wow!

562
00:26:12.051 --> 00:26:13.751
Whoa!

563
00:26:16.454 --> 00:26:18.254
Oh, my God!

564
00:26:21.358 --> 00:26:23.792
These cookies are

565
00:26:25.194 --> 00:26:27.962
so incredible right now.

566
00:26:27.964 --> 00:26:30.097
Mmm. Oh, yeah.

567
00:26:30.598 --> 00:26:33.266
I love these cookies.

568
00:26:33.268 --> 00:26:35.134
You know, you can't
find them in France.

569
00:26:35.702 --> 00:26:36.601
No.

570
00:26:36.603 --> 00:26:39.470
And there's so many
ways to eat them.

571
00:26:39.472 --> 00:26:42.872
Mmm. So many tasty combinations.

572
00:26:44.941 --> 00:26:49.144
You know, I never thought
that I would be surrounded
by boys.

573
00:26:50.513 --> 00:26:53.548
Hmm. I know the feeling.

574
00:26:53.550 --> 00:26:55.283
-Don't get me wrong.
-Mmm-hmm.

575
00:26:55.285 --> 00:26:57.518
I love it.
I think it's great.

576
00:26:58.152 --> 00:26:59.886
I just think that it can be

577
00:27:00.821 --> 00:27:04.089
just downright kind of
nasty sometimes. Like...

578
00:27:05.891 --> 00:27:09.893
I really find myself
craving feminine energy.

579
00:27:12.430 --> 00:27:14.964
What's this area?

580
00:27:14.966 --> 00:27:17.800
This is just another
creative spot in the place.

581
00:27:17.802 --> 00:27:21.069
-Um, it's a photography zone.
-Oh, cool.

582
00:27:21.071 --> 00:27:25.005
It's where I take
all the pictures of the models
who come in to, uh...

583
00:27:25.007 --> 00:27:27.340
The people that
pose for the...

584
00:27:27.342 --> 00:27:30.609
Yeah, they come in,
take the photos,
print the photos.

585
00:27:30.611 --> 00:27:32.344
I can blow them up
to any size I want,

586
00:27:32.346 --> 00:27:34.913
'cause as you can see,
it's extremely detailed.

587
00:27:34.915 --> 00:27:36.748
-You just paint
based off of the photos?
-Yeah.

588
00:27:36.750 --> 00:27:38.783
-That makes sense, yeah.
-Yeah.

589
00:27:38.785 --> 00:27:41.385
Or I'll have them
come in and take
pictures of me.

590
00:27:41.387 --> 00:27:42.853
Oh, right, when you...

591
00:27:42.855 --> 00:27:44.888
Yeah, a lot of them
are self portraits.

592
00:27:48.725 --> 00:27:51.159
You want my advice, Emily?

593
00:27:51.161 --> 00:27:52.460
Yeah.

594
00:27:52.462 --> 00:27:55.963
You need to create
your own space.

595
00:27:57.298 --> 00:27:58.998
One that is only yours.

596
00:28:00.266 --> 00:28:03.301
-Mine, is this bedroom.
-Mm-hmm.

597
00:28:03.303 --> 00:28:06.670
And Kurt's okay with that?
He's okay with all
the girly stuff in here?

598
00:28:07.204 --> 00:28:08.737
Ah, no, no, no, no.

599
00:28:08.739 --> 00:28:11.239
This isn't Kurt's bedroom
at all.

600
00:28:11.241 --> 00:28:12.773
No. This is<i> my</i> bedroom.

601
00:28:12.775 --> 00:28:16.342
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just assumed that
you guys were...

602
00:28:17.344 --> 00:28:19.011
It's totally fine, you know.

603
00:28:19.013 --> 00:28:23.015
It, it all started with him
taking too much time
in the bathroom and then

604
00:28:23.017 --> 00:28:26.618
I couldn't sleep with
his breathing noises
but it's,

605
00:28:26.620 --> 00:28:29.253
it's all for the best.
I love it.

606
00:28:29.255 --> 00:28:30.387
-You love it?
-Mmm.

607
00:28:30.389 --> 00:28:33.823
So you sleep in here alone?

608
00:28:33.825 --> 00:28:37.325
This bedroom is mine.
It's only mine.

609
00:28:37.327 --> 00:28:39.060
Mm-hmm.

610
00:28:39.062 --> 00:28:42.463
And there are things that I do
in my bedroom that
no one needs to know about.

611
00:28:46.167 --> 00:28:47.901
You know you've got
a really great look.

612
00:28:49.036 --> 00:28:51.003
-Uh...
-Anybody ever tell you that?

613
00:28:51.871 --> 00:28:53.171
No.

614
00:28:53.173 --> 00:28:55.573
You gotta a really neat thing
going on.

615
00:28:55.575 --> 00:28:57.508
Mind if I snap a couple?

616
00:28:57.510 --> 00:28:58.909
Um...

617
00:28:59.877 --> 00:29:02.078
I think I might
need some direction or...

618
00:29:02.080 --> 00:29:04.413
You don't. Just do
whatever you were
just doing. It was great.

619
00:29:05.281 --> 00:29:06.381
-Really?
-Yeah.

620
00:29:07.149 --> 00:29:08.415
That's great. Relax.

621
00:29:08.417 --> 00:29:10.083
-Like that?
-Yeah.

622
00:29:11.285 --> 00:29:12.451
- Wait.
-Okay.

623
00:29:14.420 --> 00:29:18.255
Your shirt's kind of blending in
with the backdrop.
Would you take it off, please?

624
00:29:18.257 --> 00:29:19.489
-My shirt?
-Yeah

625
00:29:21.625 --> 00:29:23.859
All right.

626
00:29:23.861 --> 00:29:29.063
You know,
I would put money
on my husband just being

627
00:29:29.065 --> 00:29:31.065
passed out on the floor
right now.

628
00:29:31.067 --> 00:29:35.268
He usually has a bit of
trouble keeping it together
when he smokes weed.

629
00:29:35.270 --> 00:29:37.336
Oh, he seemed fine to me.

630
00:29:38.671 --> 00:29:40.138
We'll see.

631
00:29:40.140 --> 00:29:42.206
-One time in college...
-Mm-hmm.

632
00:29:42.208 --> 00:29:46.576
...he thought that he was
breathing out of his ears
and he had a panic attack.

633
00:29:46.578 --> 00:29:48.578
Be careful. Careful.

634
00:29:48.580 --> 00:29:49.946
I'm serious.
He did that.

635
00:29:49.948 --> 00:29:51.013
-Like that?
-That's great, yeah.

636
00:29:51.015 --> 00:29:52.647
That feels weird, like...

637
00:29:52.649 --> 00:29:55.016
But you know what,
it's weird in real life,
it's great on camera.

638
00:29:55.018 --> 00:29:56.717
Yeah. You're looking for...

639
00:29:56.719 --> 00:29:57.918
- Hey!

640
00:29:57.920 --> 00:29:59.419
- Oh, hey, guys. Hi.
-       -Hey!

641
00:29:59.421 --> 00:30:00.620
- Hey.

642
00:30:00.622 --> 00:30:02.488
- Um, what's up?
-         -See?

643
00:30:02.490 --> 00:30:04.890
- I told you that
he was gonna...
It's okay. Don't worry.

644
00:30:04.892 --> 00:30:06.224
-What's up?
-Hey.

645
00:30:06.226 --> 00:30:07.858
What are you...

646
00:30:07.860 --> 00:30:10.160
-What are you guys...
-What we were doing was
just getting to the good part.

647
00:30:10.162 --> 00:30:12.962
You were getting
to the good part?
What does that mean?

648
00:30:12.964 --> 00:30:14.396
Oh, it's okay.
It's just painting.

649
00:30:14.398 --> 00:30:17.866
Yeah, hun, did you know
that Kurt was a painter?

650
00:30:17.868 --> 00:30:19.634
-No!
-Painted all these
beautiful paintings. Yeah.

651
00:30:19.636 --> 00:30:20.935
I didn't know that.

652
00:30:20.937 --> 00:30:23.304
And, uh, he's a
photographer too, which is...

653
00:30:23.306 --> 00:30:24.772
Why were you on the ground?

654
00:30:24.774 --> 00:30:28.175
There's nothing
to worry about, Emily.
We were just free styling.

655
00:30:28.177 --> 00:30:30.510
-We got into a mood
and just went with it.
-Yeah.

656
00:30:31.245 --> 00:30:32.678
You're ridiculous.

657
00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:33.845
Hey.

658
00:30:33.847 --> 00:30:35.379
I've got a proposal to make.

659
00:30:37.348 --> 00:30:39.916
My proposal's this.

660
00:30:39.918 --> 00:30:44.286
That swimming pool out there
has about 10,000 gallons
of the freshest
filtered water imaginable.

661
00:30:44.288 --> 00:30:47.188
You can drink it.
It's got healing powers.

662
00:30:47.190 --> 00:30:51.525
Now I think we all
need to get in that pool
and let the fucking
healing begin.

663
00:30:51.527 --> 00:30:54.361
-I mean, who's with me?
What do you guys think?
-I am with you.

664
00:30:54.363 --> 00:30:57.330
- Come on!
-Come on, guys!
Let's go!

665
00:30:57.332 --> 00:30:58.798
-Come on.
-Okay.

666
00:30:59.299 --> 00:31:00.399
Hey!

667
00:31:07.740 --> 00:31:09.507
Whoa!

668
00:31:10.910 --> 00:31:12.342
- Whoa!

669
00:31:12.344 --> 00:31:14.177
Oh, whoa!

670
00:31:14.179 --> 00:31:15.611
I'm coming, baby.

671
00:31:15.613 --> 00:31:16.845
Come on, you guys.

672
00:31:16.847 --> 00:31:18.179
- Normally, we would...
-  -Yeah.

673
00:31:18.181 --> 00:31:19.680
We forgot to bring
our suits with us.

674
00:31:19.682 --> 00:31:21.514
No suits in the house,
<i>au naturel.</i>

675
00:31:23.884 --> 00:31:25.150
- Oh, my...

676
00:31:25.152 --> 00:31:27.118
- Okay.
-      -Feels so good.

677
00:31:27.120 --> 00:31:29.987
You've got good form
on that, um...

678
00:31:31.724 --> 00:31:33.256
I don't know.

679
00:31:33.258 --> 00:31:35.157
- There's nothing to discuss.
House rules.
-Um...

680
00:31:35.159 --> 00:31:37.692
All right, we'll probably
come in. We, we
just need to, like...

681
00:31:37.694 --> 00:31:38.959
- Take a minute.
- Um...

682
00:31:38.961 --> 00:31:40.393
Just... We just need
to take a minute.

683
00:31:40.395 --> 00:31:43.162
We're gonna have
a conversation, super quick.

684
00:31:43.164 --> 00:31:45.164
Okay, look. Listen,

685
00:31:45.166 --> 00:31:47.699
I'm like super fucked up
right now.

686
00:31:47.701 --> 00:31:48.800
I know.

687
00:31:48.802 --> 00:31:50.234
-Are you fucked up?
-Yeah.

688
00:31:50.236 --> 00:31:51.969
- Come in here.

689
00:31:51.971 --> 00:31:55.539
I... I need
to talk to you about
something serious.

690
00:31:55.541 --> 00:31:57.908
What? What's going on?

691
00:31:57.910 --> 00:32:00.310
I can't go skinny dipping
with them.

692
00:32:00.312 --> 00:32:03.079
Why? I think it'll be
very exciting,

693
00:32:03.081 --> 00:32:06.482
to be in the water with
Charlotte's ta-tas.

694
00:32:06.484 --> 00:32:08.417
That's not what
I'm talking about
and you know it.

695
00:32:10.353 --> 00:32:13.688
I... You know, I can't...
You know what...
You know what
I'm talking about.

696
00:32:13.690 --> 00:32:15.356
Oh, oh-oh-oh.

697
00:32:15.358 --> 00:32:16.557
-Well...
-Honey.

698
00:32:20.061 --> 00:32:23.162
How many times
do I have to reassure
you about that?

699
00:32:25.398 --> 00:32:27.298
Come on, guys.

700
00:32:27.300 --> 00:32:29.133
This isn't
the G8 Summit.

701
00:32:30.703 --> 00:32:34.603
It wouldn't be so bad
if we just have to see
his giant goddamn
horse cock.

702
00:32:34.605 --> 00:32:36.104
-You know?
-It's pretty big.

703
00:32:36.672 --> 00:32:38.906
It's really, really big.

704
00:32:40.209 --> 00:32:41.274
-Listen.
-Okay.

705
00:32:41.276 --> 00:32:45.111
Listen,
if you're uncomfortable,

706
00:32:45.113 --> 00:32:49.281
I will absolutely
follow your lead.

707
00:32:49.283 --> 00:32:50.982
Okay.

708
00:32:50.984 --> 00:32:53.551
You don't have to do
anything you don't want to.

709
00:32:53.553 --> 00:32:55.152
Well, I'm not going to.

710
00:32:56.020 --> 00:32:58.588
So, we talked
and, um...

711
00:32:58.590 --> 00:33:02.491
We don't wanna disrespect
your house rules, but...

712
00:33:02.493 --> 00:33:03.792
We are not French.

713
00:33:03.794 --> 00:33:05.727
- No.
-       So we've never      done this before...

714
00:33:05.729 --> 00:33:09.430
- Ever.
-     And we, we're just    hoping that underwear is...

715
00:33:09.432 --> 00:33:11.198
Because that's as good
as we can...

716
00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:14.500
Yeah. So we hope,
we hope that that's
okay with you guys.

717
00:33:15.435 --> 00:33:18.203
Absolutely, as long as
it's negotiable.

718
00:33:21.641 --> 00:33:23.007
What are you doing?

719
00:34:21.587 --> 00:34:25.121
- You all right?
-Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm fine.

720
00:34:25.123 --> 00:34:26.622
-I'm fine.
-Should we race?

721
00:34:26.624 --> 00:34:27.756
Go.

722
00:34:40.201 --> 00:34:42.935
I feel weird.
Who's pool is this?

723
00:34:42.937 --> 00:34:44.269
All right,
that's a joke.

724
00:34:45.804 --> 00:34:47.237
I don't know
if that's...

725
00:34:48.072 --> 00:34:51.374
I'm okay! I'm okay!

726
00:34:51.376 --> 00:34:53.976
- Oh, my God.
-    Whoa! Whoa, buddy.

727
00:34:53.978 --> 00:34:55.711
Overboard. Over...

728
00:34:55.713 --> 00:34:57.579
- Alex!
-    Charlotte, help me.

729
00:34:57.581 --> 00:35:00.782
I've got you, Alex.
I've got you. Come.

730
00:35:03.552 --> 00:35:05.686
I've got you.
I've got you, Alex.

731
00:35:05.688 --> 00:35:08.955
It's okay.
Don't worry.
Everything's fine.

732
00:35:08.957 --> 00:35:10.356
I've got you, Alex.

733
00:35:10.358 --> 00:35:12.624
- Honey, are you...
-Oh, God.

734
00:35:12.626 --> 00:35:14.092
Everything is gonna be fine.

735
00:35:14.094 --> 00:35:15.293
Are you okay?

736
00:35:15.295 --> 00:35:17.361
God. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

737
00:35:17.363 --> 00:35:19.463
-It's okay. Don't worry.
It's fine.
-I'm so sorry.

738
00:35:19.465 --> 00:35:22.933
Hey. Hey, stop that nonsense.
You think it's the first time
somebody has yacked
near the pool?

739
00:35:22.935 --> 00:35:24.067
--No, it's not.

740
00:35:24.069 --> 00:35:26.436
Honey, you wanna
go home, honey?

741
00:35:26.438 --> 00:35:28.971
No. I wanna stay here forever.

742
00:35:28.973 --> 00:35:32.507
Are you sure, honey?
I think you kinda almost
died in the pool.

743
00:35:32.509 --> 00:35:35.276
I ruined everything.
I don't wanna be
a party pooper.

744
00:35:35.278 --> 00:35:36.777
No, you didn't.

745
00:35:36.779 --> 00:35:38.678
No, he's right.
He doesn't wanna be
a party pooper.

746
00:35:38.680 --> 00:35:40.579
You know what?
I've got the perfect thing
for you.

747
00:35:40.581 --> 00:35:42.647
We're gonna get you cleaned up
and calmed down, okay?

748
00:35:42.649 --> 00:35:44.582
-Yeah.
-Let's get him up,
let's get him up over here.

749
00:35:45.717 --> 00:35:47.217
Oh, thanks, man.

750
00:35:47.219 --> 00:35:50.153
Oh, sweetie.
Are you sure, are you sure    that's a good idea?

751
00:35:50.155 --> 00:35:51.621
Yeah, puke and rally.

752
00:35:52.990 --> 00:35:54.623
-Remember?
-Right.

753
00:35:54.625 --> 00:35:58.626
Puke and rally was our slogan
in college. First year,
puke and rally.

754
00:35:58.628 --> 00:36:02.562
That's my guy, everybody.
Mr. Puke and Rally.

755
00:36:03.798 --> 00:36:06.465
Just do us               a favor, okay?
And if you're...

756
00:36:06.467 --> 00:36:12.270
Listen to your body,
and if you're starting to feel
like you might throw up again
just let us all know.

757
00:36:12.272 --> 00:36:13.304
- Okay.
-          -Okay?

758
00:36:13.306 --> 00:36:15.472
Okay. I will listen
to my body.

759
00:36:15.906 --> 00:36:16.972
Thanks, honey.

760
00:36:16.974 --> 00:36:19.240
Hey, can I say something?

761
00:36:19.242 --> 00:36:21.542
Something's been bothering me.
I don't, I don't mean to
offend you,

762
00:36:21.544 --> 00:36:23.644
I only say this
out of concern.

763
00:36:24.512 --> 00:36:26.179
What's with
the whole nudity thing?

764
00:36:27.314 --> 00:36:30.549
Yeah. I, I hope
it's not because of us, is it?

765
00:36:30.551 --> 00:36:33.351
Oh, no, no, no.
You guys are great.

766
00:36:33.353 --> 00:36:35.052
-Okay.
-What is it, man?

767
00:36:35.054 --> 00:36:38.021
I just feel like there's
some kind of a weird
judgment going on.

768
00:36:38.023 --> 00:36:39.455
No, there is no judgment.

769
00:36:39.457 --> 00:36:40.823
No judgment at all.

770
00:36:40.825 --> 00:36:42.457
No. It's just, uh...

771
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:45.826
It's my problem.

772
00:36:45.828 --> 00:36:47.928
-I... No.
-It is.

773
00:36:47.930 --> 00:36:49.396
I wouldn't call it
a problem.

774
00:36:49.398 --> 00:36:51.197
Honey, you don't have
to cover for me.

775
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:54.934
It's not a problem,
it's just that we're not
totally comfortable.

776
00:36:54.936 --> 00:36:56.902
It's not her problem.
Okay. It's...

777
00:36:56.904 --> 00:36:59.638
-You don't have to do this.
-No, it's me.
I have a body issue.

778
00:36:59.640 --> 00:37:02.040
-Honey, you don't...
-Why wouldn't I do this?

779
00:37:02.042 --> 00:37:04.075
-I don't... I just...
-What?

780
00:37:04.077 --> 00:37:05.409
We don't know, you know.

781
00:37:05.411 --> 00:37:08.078
We don't know what?
We don't know where
we are?

782
00:37:08.080 --> 00:37:09.746
I know where I am.
I'm in a hot tub.

783
00:37:09.748 --> 00:37:13.249
-I do know that, too.
-And I'm in with these
wonderful people.

784
00:37:13.251 --> 00:37:16.418
And why not say
I have a body issue?

785
00:37:16.420 --> 00:37:19.487
I just say...
You just say the words,
you know?

786
00:37:21.957 --> 00:37:23.657
-What's the issue?
-Yeah.

787
00:37:27.128 --> 00:37:29.429
I have an abnormally
small dick.

788
00:37:33.367 --> 00:37:36.302
-I have an abnormally
small dick!
-Okay, uh-huh.

789
00:37:36.304 --> 00:37:39.104
-Sweetheart...
-I do. It's...

790
00:37:39.106 --> 00:37:41.773
- As long as I can remember.
-   -Hey...

791
00:37:41.775 --> 00:37:43.241
Tiny dick. There it is.

792
00:37:43.243 --> 00:37:44.809
That's okay, man.

793
00:37:44.811 --> 00:37:46.944
Is it Kurt? Really?

794
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:52.815
I've seen your dick, man.
I don't think you know
what I'm talking about.

795
00:37:53.750 --> 00:37:55.250
Okay?

796
00:37:55.252 --> 00:37:56.951
No, no...

797
00:37:56.953 --> 00:38:01.221
Well, Alex, what Kurt
means to say is that
you're in a safe place.

798
00:38:01.223 --> 00:38:03.723
You can talk to us.

799
00:38:03.725 --> 00:38:08.227
Honey, you know
that it doesn't mean
anything to me.

800
00:38:08.229 --> 00:38:09.494
It doesn't matter to me.

801
00:38:09.496 --> 00:38:12.396
Oh, right, 'cause
the circles, right?

802
00:38:12.398 --> 00:38:16.633
I make circles,
everything is okay.
It's like I have
a big old ding dong.

803
00:38:16.635 --> 00:38:21.570
I've... All I have to do
is take it and move it
around in circles,

804
00:38:21.572 --> 00:38:23.939
and it's like
it's like that big.

805
00:38:23.941 --> 00:38:25.407
-Honey.
-Is that...

806
00:38:25.409 --> 00:38:28.342
-Honey...
-Right? That's what
this is about, right?

807
00:38:29.410 --> 00:38:31.878
Because of circles
all our problems are solved.

808
00:38:35.715 --> 00:38:37.882
Sorry, guys. I'm...

809
00:38:39.150 --> 00:38:41.351
Hey, Alex?

810
00:38:41.353 --> 00:38:43.419
-What?
-There's nothing
to be sorry about.

811
00:38:43.421 --> 00:38:45.187
-We all love you.
-We do.

812
00:38:45.189 --> 00:38:47.289
You don't have
to hold this anymore.

813
00:38:50.659 --> 00:38:51.992
You know,

814
00:38:51.994 --> 00:38:56.395
I didn't even know it was small
until middle school.

815
00:38:57.196 --> 00:38:58.629
Like...

816
00:38:59.764 --> 00:39:05.401
In PE class I would just see
guys changing and I would...

817
00:39:06.202 --> 00:39:07.936
Like I knew something
was wrong.

818
00:39:09.638 --> 00:39:10.971
But I didn't...

819
00:39:10.973 --> 00:39:13.239
Like I asked my parents
about it and they were like,

820
00:39:13.241 --> 00:39:17.676
"Well, you'll hit puberty
and it will grow."

821
00:39:17.678 --> 00:39:18.843
You know?

822
00:39:18.845 --> 00:39:22.646
But it just...
It didn't. It never did.
It never grew.

823
00:39:22.648 --> 00:39:27.483
So I still have this,
like, dick from middle school

824
00:39:29.919 --> 00:39:30.952
on my body.

825
00:39:40.796 --> 00:39:43.931
I'm so goddamn
proud of you right now.

826
00:39:52.471 --> 00:39:54.271
You have a spark in you.

827
00:39:54.273 --> 00:39:57.040
I saw it the first time
I laid eyes on you,
all right? You've got a...

828
00:39:57.042 --> 00:40:01.176
It's like you have a blinding
aura of goodness and love
surrounding you at all times.

829
00:40:01.178 --> 00:40:03.111
-It fucking follows you around.
-Oh, come on.

830
00:40:03.113 --> 00:40:06.280
I'm not just waxing
your car here, man.
You've got something special.

831
00:40:06.282 --> 00:40:07.714
You need to share
with the world.

832
00:40:08.716 --> 00:40:10.616
-Okay.
-See that girl over there?

833
00:40:10.618 --> 00:40:13.952
She loves you for who you are,
with every sense of her being.

834
00:40:13.954 --> 00:40:17.088
You guys are gonna grow old
and die together
on a porch somewhere.

835
00:40:17.090 --> 00:40:18.522
I mean, it's big.

836
00:40:18.524 --> 00:40:19.589
Yeah.

837
00:40:19.591 --> 00:40:21.757
And there is a wild card
in the situation too.

838
00:40:21.759 --> 00:40:24.693
If I know my wife,
I can tell when
she likes someone

839
00:40:24.695 --> 00:40:27.195
-and she thinks
you're the bee's knees.
-Really?

840
00:40:27.197 --> 00:40:29.997
Yeah, everybody...
You're loved.

841
00:40:29.999 --> 00:40:32.866
I want you to stop moping
around like a little bitch,

842
00:40:32.868 --> 00:40:38.771
you take that thing, you
own it, you get the fuck out
there and you show me what
the fuck you're made out of.

843
00:40:40.640 --> 00:40:44.109
You're a stud!
You're a stud horse, Alex.

844
00:40:44.111 --> 00:40:46.344
-Don't you ever forget that.
-Okay.

845
00:40:46.346 --> 00:40:47.511
-All right?
-Okay.

846
00:40:47.513 --> 00:40:50.247
-I'm serious.
-Yeah. I'm a stud horse.

847
00:40:50.249 --> 00:40:51.982
You're a stud horse.

848
00:40:51.984 --> 00:40:55.452
Ladies and ladies,
can I have your
full attention, please?

849
00:40:55.454 --> 00:40:57.387
Whoo!

850
00:40:57.389 --> 00:41:01.257
Girls, get the biggest towel
you got, 'cause your pussies are
about to be dripping wet.

851
00:41:02.693 --> 00:41:07.161
Prepare yourselves
to bear witness
to the beautiful,

852
00:41:07.163 --> 00:41:09.897
the lovely, the one, the only...

853
00:41:11.099 --> 00:41:12.299
Alex!

854
00:41:46.893 --> 00:41:48.626
Woo-hoo!

855
00:41:52.831 --> 00:41:56.265
Yes, yes, yes!

856
00:42:05.041 --> 00:42:07.775
Whoo!

857
00:42:07.777 --> 00:42:09.076
Oh, my God!

858
00:42:09.510 --> 00:42:10.610
-Yes!
-Yes!

859
00:42:10.612 --> 00:42:12.111
That was fucking fun!

860
00:42:12.113 --> 00:42:13.579
Thank you! Thanks!

861
00:42:14.213 --> 00:42:15.413
Whoo!

862
00:42:15.415 --> 00:42:17.180
Your husband
is a really great man.

863
00:42:19.049 --> 00:42:21.883
Yes! Whoo!

864
00:42:24.686 --> 00:42:25.852
Whoo!

865
00:42:50.540 --> 00:42:53.641
I feel like I just gave
birth to myself.

866
00:42:55.677 --> 00:42:56.810
And...

867
00:42:58.712 --> 00:43:00.612
-Honey...
-Yeah?

868
00:43:00.614 --> 00:43:05.016
I am very happy for you

869
00:43:05.018 --> 00:43:11.221
that you were able to have
your little, you know, like,
breakthrough over there,

870
00:43:11.223 --> 00:43:15.024
but I think we've reached
that point in the evening

871
00:43:15.026 --> 00:43:20.261
where we should leave
before anything crazy happens.

872
00:43:20.263 --> 00:43:23.564
-What are you talking about?
We can't leave.
-Sweetie...

873
00:43:23.566 --> 00:43:28.001
I'm just telling you
this because I don't think

874
00:43:28.003 --> 00:43:30.370
that you'll firing on
all cylinders right now.

875
00:43:30.372 --> 00:43:35.074
I'm not only firing on all
cylinders, I am firing on
cylinders I didn't
even know I had.

876
00:43:35.076 --> 00:43:39.611
Honey, I'm pretty sure that
we have moved from, uh,

877
00:43:39.613 --> 00:43:44.848
free wheeling,
sort of California vibe
to more of a swinger vibe.

878
00:43:44.850 --> 00:43:46.916
That's what it feels like to me.

879
00:43:46.918 --> 00:43:52.020
Oh! No, I... I don't...
think so at all, like...

880
00:43:52.921 --> 00:43:54.655
I mean, I, I...

881
00:43:54.657 --> 00:43:57.157
I really went through
something over there.

882
00:43:57.159 --> 00:44:01.293
Feel like more confident
than I've ever felt
in my entire life.

883
00:44:01.927 --> 00:44:03.861
It's... It's... It's...

884
00:44:04.429 --> 00:44:07.097
It feels so good, hun.

885
00:44:07.099 --> 00:44:10.500
Well, I mean, of course,
you're feeling good right now.

886
00:44:10.502 --> 00:44:13.069
You're drunk and you're stoned.

887
00:44:13.071 --> 00:44:15.137
Well, you're drunk
and stoned, too.

888
00:44:15.139 --> 00:44:21.275
I am drunk and stoned,
but I am not the one
who was dancing around
with my pants off.

889
00:44:21.277 --> 00:44:24.244
Well, there you go.
Maybe that's the problem.
Maybe that's what you should do.

890
00:44:24.246 --> 00:44:28.648
- Excuse me?
-Maybe
you should get naked.

891
00:44:28.650 --> 00:44:34.019
Alex, I don't really think
that this is a box
you want to open right now.

892
00:44:34.021 --> 00:44:40.091
Okay, what
I'm saying is I...
I love my dick.

893
00:44:40.093 --> 00:44:44.361
-Okay.
-Do you understand
how big a deal it is
for me to say that?

894
00:44:44.363 --> 00:44:47.196
-Okay.
-Like I really feel that.
Like I love it.

895
00:44:49.032 --> 00:44:51.099
I mean, Kurt

896
00:44:51.101 --> 00:44:56.003
brought me to this place
where I can actually
say something like that,
and that's, that's huge!

897
00:44:56.005 --> 00:44:59.172
You think I want to leave
this place right now?

898
00:44:59.174 --> 00:45:01.307
That's crazy. I mean,
I feel like this is

899
00:45:01.309 --> 00:45:06.311
so good for our sex life,
for our everything.

900
00:45:07.246 --> 00:45:08.679
Emily...

901
00:45:08.681 --> 00:45:10.981
I am expanding tonight.

902
00:45:12.883 --> 00:45:16.218
Maybe you should expand too.
It might be good for you.

903
00:45:16.220 --> 00:45:20.488
We're out, guys.
Looks like we're gonna   need a booze run.

904
00:45:20.490 --> 00:45:22.122
Emily, you wanna come with?

905
00:45:22.124 --> 00:45:24.891
- Yeah.
-    -I know a place   that's open all night.

906
00:45:24.893 --> 00:45:26.058
Okay.

907
00:45:26.060 --> 00:45:28.527
Will you get me
something brown and hardcore?

908
00:45:28.529 --> 00:45:31.829
I think I'm going for the hard stuff now.
It's that time of night.

909
00:45:43.340 --> 00:45:47.708
Char, there's like
five bottles of whiskey
back there.

910
00:45:47.710 --> 00:45:49.776
Yeah. I know.

911
00:45:50.244 --> 00:45:51.677
Are you coming?

912
00:45:57.316 --> 00:46:00.284
We're in our most downward
facing dog style positions.

913
00:46:00.286 --> 00:46:03.487
Somehow she's able
to reach around
and do it from the back.

914
00:46:03.489 --> 00:46:06.189
-I mean, that is
an extremely flexible woman.
-No doubt.

915
00:46:06.191 --> 00:46:09.458
Yeah, I could only last
three or four minutes
before I lost it completely.

916
00:46:09.460 --> 00:46:13.962
It was like her pussy
was grabbing me.

917
00:46:13.964 --> 00:46:15.897
I hate to throw her
under the bus.

918
00:46:15.899 --> 00:46:17.832
-You've never seen
anything like it before.
-Oh, my God!

919
00:46:17.834 --> 00:46:22.335
I feel like crazy, nasty sex
is a mandatory class
at French college or something.

920
00:46:22.337 --> 00:46:24.203
-Whoa!
-I mean...

921
00:46:24.205 --> 00:46:26.938
There's nothing
we haven't tried.

922
00:46:28.240 --> 00:46:32.375
Charlotte, why am
I driving your car?

923
00:46:32.377 --> 00:46:34.810
Oh! I don't know how to drive.

924
00:46:34.812 --> 00:46:35.844
Oh.

925
00:46:37.413 --> 00:46:40.247
-Are you gonna tell me
where we're going?
-It's a secret.

926
00:46:43.150 --> 00:46:46.652
-Now, you're like me.
You're a married man.
-Oh, yeah!

927
00:46:46.654 --> 00:46:48.320
-Right?
-Yeah, yeah, totally.

928
00:46:48.322 --> 00:46:51.523
It's like that expression,
"Show me a guy
with a beautiful wife,

929
00:46:51.525 --> 00:46:53.992
I'll show you a guy who's tired
to making love to her."

930
00:46:53.994 --> 00:46:56.260
I think what I'm trying
to say is that...

931
00:46:57.762 --> 00:47:01.765
I mean, isn't it okay for us
to fantasize at this stage

932
00:47:01.767 --> 00:47:05.968
in our lives and relationships?
I mean, aren't we entitled
to a little bit of that?

933
00:47:06.502 --> 00:47:08.069
Yeah.

934
00:47:08.071 --> 00:47:10.838
It's okay for you
to want to think about
doing other things

935
00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:13.106
and in some cases,

936
00:47:13.108 --> 00:47:15.374
consider doing
those things.

937
00:47:16.275 --> 00:47:17.408
Right.

938
00:47:18.009 --> 00:47:19.209
You know.

939
00:47:20.744 --> 00:47:22.978
-You only live once.
-Yeah.

940
00:47:29.618 --> 00:47:30.985
This way.

941
00:48:05.185 --> 00:48:08.719
OK. I've got something
to show you.

942
00:48:08.721 --> 00:48:11.921
All you've gotta do
is look through here.

943
00:48:14.124 --> 00:48:15.724
I'll be quick.

944
00:48:15.726 --> 00:48:20.229
Charlotte, you're not gonna
tell me what the fuck
is going on right now?

945
00:48:20.231 --> 00:48:23.265
Shh! Don't ruin the surprise.

946
00:48:23.267 --> 00:48:25.000
What surprise?

947
00:48:25.968 --> 00:48:27.601
Charlotte, where are you going?

948
00:48:29.070 --> 00:48:31.371
This is pretty weird.

949
00:48:31.373 --> 00:48:33.806
Charlotte? Charlotte?

950
00:48:36.309 --> 00:48:39.711
Are you fucking...
Are you kidding me?

951
00:48:39.713 --> 00:48:42.046
Charlotte? Charlotte?

952
00:49:52.740 --> 00:49:56.442
I-I knew you wouldn't
come if I had told you
where we were going.

953
00:49:56.444 --> 00:49:58.377
I'm kind of out of my mind
right now, Charlotte.

954
00:49:58.379 --> 00:50:02.080
I mean, that was...
That was... That was nuts,
what happened in there, right?

955
00:50:02.082 --> 00:50:04.949
Try being married
for ten years, and then
you'll tell me what's nuts.

956
00:50:04.951 --> 00:50:10.087
That doesn't make
any sense to me.
I've seen you guys together.
You have insane sex chemistry.

957
00:50:10.089 --> 00:50:11.988
I wish.

958
00:50:12.656 --> 00:50:14.023
I mean...

959
00:50:14.791 --> 00:50:17.592
-Does Kurt know about this?
-No.

960
00:50:17.594 --> 00:50:19.026
Why should he?

961
00:50:20.328 --> 00:50:22.829
It wouldn't change anything.

962
00:50:22.831 --> 00:50:24.630
Anyway,
it's a bummer, 'cause...

963
00:50:25.598 --> 00:50:30.300
Kurt has a lot to offer.
As I'm sure, you saw.

964
00:50:30.302 --> 00:50:31.534
Yeah.

965
00:50:32.669 --> 00:50:35.470
You know I'm the only guy
Emily's ever been with?

966
00:50:35.472 --> 00:50:37.438
-No shit?
-Yeah.

967
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:41.741
I mean, I guess she's satisfied.
I mean, she says she has
everything she needs
under one roof, so...

968
00:50:43.243 --> 00:50:44.710
What?

969
00:50:44.712 --> 00:50:46.478
-Come on. You're not...
-What?

970
00:50:47.746 --> 00:50:49.413
Well, it's just, you know...

971
00:50:51.949 --> 00:50:55.584
Well, a woman is always
gonna wonder what's
going on next to her.

972
00:50:55.586 --> 00:50:58.420
They're just sometimes
scared to admit it.

973
00:50:58.422 --> 00:51:01.522
- Scared to open that
delicious little box.

974
00:51:03.091 --> 00:51:05.959
What took so long?
Was the journey a success?

975
00:51:05.961 --> 00:51:11.430
Yeah. The place I usually
go to was closed, so,
we had to bounce around a bit.

976
00:51:11.432 --> 00:51:13.832
All right.
Did you get the stuff?

977
00:51:13.834 --> 00:51:16.034
-Yeah, I did.
-Let's see.

978
00:51:16.036 --> 00:51:18.803
-Hey.
-Hi.

979
00:51:18.805 --> 00:51:20.337
-Hey, honey.
-Hey.

980
00:51:21.138 --> 00:51:23.038
-Honey. Honey.
-What?

981
00:51:23.040 --> 00:51:26.641
-There's some seriously
weird shit just
went down out there.
-What now?

982
00:51:26.643 --> 00:51:28.776
What do you...
What do you mean,
"What now?"

983
00:51:28.778 --> 00:51:33.046
I mean, you think
everything's weird tonight.
So, what now?

984
00:51:33.048 --> 00:51:36.516
-I don't think everything's
weird tonight.
-You know what?

985
00:51:36.518 --> 00:51:38.718
-You brought me to
California, okay?
-Uh-huh.

986
00:51:38.720 --> 00:51:41.854
So I'm trying to make
the best of it and you're
just shitting all over it.

987
00:51:41.856 --> 00:51:43.188
-Alex.
-What?

988
00:51:43.190 --> 00:51:45.190
Alex, you're really being
kind of a dick right now.

989
00:51:45.192 --> 00:51:47.125
- I'm trying...

990
00:51:47.127 --> 00:51:48.559
<i> Daddy, Mama!</i>

991
00:51:48.561 --> 00:51:50.494
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
I'll get it.

992
00:51:50.496 --> 00:51:52.662
- Okay.
-   -Daddy will get that.

993
00:51:52.664 --> 00:51:54.030
- You sure?
-         Yeah.

994
00:51:54.032 --> 00:51:56.165
All right. You go boy!

995
00:51:56.167 --> 00:52:00.268
Hey, if it's Max who's crying
and he doesn't remember you,
just remind him who you are.

996
00:52:00.270 --> 00:52:03.136
Emily, can I get
you a stiff one?

997
00:52:05.806 --> 00:52:07.072
Please.

998
00:52:29.661 --> 00:52:31.228
Oh, my God!

999
00:52:31.230 --> 00:52:32.662
Is everything okay?

1000
00:52:32.664 --> 00:52:36.132
Yeah. Yes.
It's fine.

1001
00:52:36.134 --> 00:52:38.033
Can I talk to you?

1002
00:52:38.035 --> 00:52:40.435
Mm-hmm. Of course.

1003
00:52:41.036 --> 00:52:42.635
Come and sit on my bed.

1004
00:52:44.704 --> 00:52:46.604
Yeah, yeah, okay.

1005
00:52:46.606 --> 00:52:47.905
Okay.

1006
00:52:47.907 --> 00:52:49.106
Right now?

1007
00:52:49.707 --> 00:52:51.207
Huh.

1008
00:52:51.209 --> 00:52:53.976
This is, uh...
You got a couch and a...

1009
00:52:53.978 --> 00:52:57.745
Like a love seat type thing,
I think that's...
It must be handy...

1010
00:52:59.414 --> 00:53:00.781
Yeah, yeah.

1011
00:53:00.783 --> 00:53:05.485
You know, depending
on what mood
you're in, I guess, for...

1012
00:53:05.487 --> 00:53:09.989
For reading a novel
or something, I would
imagine it's really cozy.

1013
00:53:09.991 --> 00:53:12.257
Yeah, and you're wearing
the perfect outfit.

1014
00:53:12.259 --> 00:53:13.992
- This cozy robe.

1015
00:53:13.994 --> 00:53:15.927
That's right.

1016
00:53:15.929 --> 00:53:18.729
And these ones here,
they just came to me
in a dream one night.

1017
00:53:18.731 --> 00:53:20.664
What happened was like,
I woke up one morning

1018
00:53:20.666 --> 00:53:24.467
-and bam, a voice fucking
yelling in my ears.
-Kurt...

1019
00:53:27.771 --> 00:53:31.507
-Yes, ma'am?
-I don't wanna talk about
your paintings any more.

1020
00:53:31.509 --> 00:53:34.343
-What do you wanna talk about?
-I wanna talk about you.

1021
00:53:34.345 --> 00:53:36.511
And I wanna talk
about your wife.

1022
00:53:36.513 --> 00:53:39.714
And I wanna talk about
what is going on here.

1023
00:53:39.716 --> 00:53:40.681
Okay.

1024
00:53:42.450 --> 00:53:43.583
What do you do?

1025
00:53:43.585 --> 00:53:47.753
You are a salesman
of water filters?

1026
00:53:47.755 --> 00:53:50.522
And you can somehow
afford this house doing that?

1027
00:53:50.524 --> 00:53:53.691
Or do you make all this money
selling these paintings?

1028
00:53:53.693 --> 00:53:57.528
Which, Kurt, I've gotta say,
what are they?

1029
00:53:57.530 --> 00:53:59.162
Are they supposed to be
close-ups of assholes or what?

1030
00:53:59.164 --> 00:54:01.731
That's so funny.
Both you and your husband
got that immediately.

1031
00:54:01.733 --> 00:54:02.832
Huh.

1032
00:54:02.834 --> 00:54:05.568
I feel like I need to clear
some things up for you.

1033
00:54:05.570 --> 00:54:09.905
Yes. Please do.
Clarity sounds
just great to me.

1034
00:54:09.907 --> 00:54:12.941
In some places,
Nordic places,

1035
00:54:12.943 --> 00:54:16.477
where the winters
are cold and long
and it gets dark early,

1036
00:54:17.378 --> 00:54:19.479
people like to
masturbate to this.

1037
00:54:20.314 --> 00:54:22.748
And not only this,

1038
00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:26.752
but lots of the titles
that we have available
on our<i> Mommy's Milk</i> series.

1039
00:54:38.665 --> 00:54:44.168
<i> I'm here to present you</i>
<i> the new Breast</i>
<i> Pumpadella 2000.</i>

1040
00:54:44.170 --> 00:54:49.205
You know, I can see
in Kurt's eyes
that he really enjoys
both of you.

1041
00:54:49.940 --> 00:54:51.674
Especially you.

1042
00:54:51.676 --> 00:54:52.875
-Yeah?
-Mm.

1043
00:54:54.377 --> 00:54:56.411
I think you're gonna
be his new buddy.

1044
00:54:56.413 --> 00:54:59.347
-That's great. Thank you.
-Yeah.

1045
00:54:59.349 --> 00:55:01.882
Emily and I are gonna
be buddies too.

1046
00:55:01.884 --> 00:55:03.250
Don't you think so?

1047
00:55:03.252 --> 00:55:06.453
Yeah.
I mean, I hope so.

1048
00:55:06.455 --> 00:55:09.656
I'm sorry if she's like...

1049
00:55:09.658 --> 00:55:12.191
-Like tight or something.
-Mm-hmm.

1050
00:55:12.193 --> 00:55:14.159
-Do you know what I mean?
-Yes, a little bit.

1051
00:55:14.161 --> 00:55:15.493
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1052
00:55:15.495 --> 00:55:19.362
I mean, I've been
encouraging her to loosen up.

1053
00:55:19.364 --> 00:55:20.663
Yeah.

1054
00:55:20.665 --> 00:55:22.765
-But there's only so much
you can do, you know.
-Yeah.

1055
00:55:22.767 --> 00:55:25.567
-Yeah, I can totally
understand that.
-Yeah.

1056
00:55:25.569 --> 00:55:26.668
Yeah.

1057
00:55:27.436 --> 00:55:29.003
- But, uh...

1058
00:55:29.005 --> 00:55:31.105
Yeah, 'cause
I really like her.

1059
00:55:31.107 --> 00:55:32.239
Oh, cool!

1060
00:55:33.708 --> 00:55:34.841
That's great.

1061
00:55:37.411 --> 00:55:41.446
-I really like her.
-Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Yeah.

1062
00:55:43.382 --> 00:55:44.815
-Well...
-And I like you too, Alex.

1063
00:55:44.817 --> 00:55:46.449
Yeah. Thanks.

1064
00:55:47.918 --> 00:55:49.985
-Do you like me?
-Yeah.

1065
00:55:51.354 --> 00:55:53.487
Yeah. I mean, you know...

1066
00:55:58.358 --> 00:56:00.692
-Do you find me attractive?
-Yeah.

1067
00:56:00.694 --> 00:56:02.193
-Yeah?
-Sure, yeah.

1068
00:56:02.195 --> 00:56:04.628
-Really?
-Yeah.

1069
00:56:04.630 --> 00:56:08.865
Of course. I mean,
you're very attractive.

1070
00:56:10.300 --> 00:56:12.901
Do you think that, um,

1071
00:56:12.903 --> 00:56:17.372
if we weren't already married,
that I could be someone, uh,

1072
00:56:17.374 --> 00:56:19.073
with whom you'd wanna have sex?

1073
00:56:23.279 --> 00:56:26.112
Uh, well...

1074
00:56:27.614 --> 00:56:28.714
Yes.

1075
00:56:31.851 --> 00:56:33.384
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm?

1076
00:56:34.519 --> 00:56:38.921
But, you know,
we can't, so...

1077
00:56:39.756 --> 00:56:40.889
Mm.

1078
00:56:43.592 --> 00:56:47.794
<i> The milk is then filtered</i>
<i> from the breast shield</i>

1079
00:56:48.328 --> 00:56:50.796
<i> into the retainer.</i>

1080
00:56:50.798 --> 00:56:53.865
<i> What we have produced,</i>
<i> so beautiful.</i>

1081
00:56:56.134 --> 00:56:58.201
<i> Nurturing milk</i>

1082
00:56:58.203 --> 00:57:01.170
<i> for the little baby to enjoy.</i>

1083
00:57:01.172 --> 00:57:03.338
- Kurt...
-       <i> Ah, Sun Tzu.</i>

1084
00:57:03.340 --> 00:57:05.773
This is pretty fucked up.

1085
00:57:05.775 --> 00:57:10.978
Come on, Emily.
The internet's a vast sea
of depravity. You know that.

1086
00:57:10.980 --> 00:57:14.681
What we're producing
simply fulfills a niche
without anybody getting hurt.

1087
00:57:14.683 --> 00:57:17.750
-No harm, no foul...
-So you're telling me

1088
00:57:17.752 --> 00:57:23.655
that there are hundreds
of strange Nordic men
masturbating

1089
00:57:23.657 --> 00:57:26.124
to your wife and
you have no problem
with that?

1090
00:57:26.825 --> 00:57:27.891
No, I don't.

1091
00:57:30.227 --> 00:57:34.663
And Charlotte has
no problem with that?

1092
00:57:34.665 --> 00:57:37.832
Something tells me you would
know that Charlotte doesn't
have a problem with that.

1093
00:57:41.402 --> 00:57:43.069
We're buddies.

1094
00:57:43.071 --> 00:57:46.305
-Yeah, yeah. We're buddies.
-So, we can't...

1095
00:57:46.307 --> 00:57:48.140
- We're buddies.
-Yeah.

1096
00:57:48.142 --> 00:57:50.475
-We're buddies.
-We're buddies.

1097
00:57:56.147 --> 00:57:57.981
Whoo!

1098
00:57:57.983 --> 00:58:02.585
-You are tense, sweetheart.
You're really tense.
-I know, I-I...

1099
00:58:02.587 --> 00:58:04.653
-I thought we
wanted to loosen up.
-Sorry.

1100
00:58:04.655 --> 00:58:06.621
Yeah, no, I do,
I want to loosen up,

1101
00:58:06.623 --> 00:58:09.890
but I guess I'm just wondering
what loosen up means

1102
00:58:10.458 --> 00:58:12.025
at this point.

1103
00:58:12.726 --> 00:58:14.593
It's just a friends' kiss.

1104
00:58:14.595 --> 00:58:17.228
-It's just a friends' kiss?
-Mm-hmm.

1105
00:58:17.230 --> 00:58:18.362
It's just a friends' kiss.

1106
00:58:18.364 --> 00:58:20.230
-It's just a friends' kiss.
-Yeah.

1107
00:58:21.866 --> 00:58:24.666
Hello? Guys?

1108
00:58:25.401 --> 00:58:26.701
Alex?

1109
00:58:29.771 --> 00:58:31.805
-Honey?
-Guys?

1110
00:58:33.073 --> 00:58:34.640
Alex?

1111
00:58:34.642 --> 00:58:37.042
Oh! That's the spot.

1112
00:58:37.044 --> 00:58:39.944
-What did that
sound like to you?
-Don't know.

1113
00:58:44.915 --> 00:58:46.981
- Oh, there they are.
-Oh, hey, honey!

1114
00:58:51.386 --> 00:58:55.355
I just want to say,
I think you're right.
I think there is something
weird going on here.

1115
00:58:55.357 --> 00:59:00.326
Oh, yeah, no shit.
I have seen that woman
give massages before.

1116
00:59:00.328 --> 00:59:02.328
What?

1117
00:59:02.330 --> 00:59:07.765
Alex, she gave some random guy
a fucking hand job
at the massage parlor.

1118
00:59:07.767 --> 00:59:11.001
You guys went to
a massage parlor?
When did you do that?

1119
00:59:11.003 --> 00:59:12.235
I can't even... Just...

1120
00:59:13.971 --> 00:59:15.871
Were you gonna let her
touch you down there?

1121
00:59:15.873 --> 00:59:18.840
Honey! Absolutely not.
I was just saying that
I think you're right.

1122
00:59:18.842 --> 00:59:21.142
I think they do wanna,
like, swing with us
or something,

1123
00:59:21.144 --> 00:59:23.844
and that is
pretty crazy.

1124
00:59:23.846 --> 00:59:26.646
Well, lucky you. See?
You got your expansion
now, right?

1125
00:59:26.648 --> 00:59:29.115
-This is what you wanted
all night!
-That's not what I meant
by expansion.

1126
00:59:29.117 --> 00:59:31.383
I was talking about
getting crazy with friends

1127
00:59:31.385 --> 00:59:33.418
and meeting new people
and having fun

1128
00:59:33.420 --> 00:59:35.520
and maybe getting drunk
or whatever.

1129
00:59:35.522 --> 00:59:37.755
I didn't mean, like,
fucking-other-people expansion.

1130
00:59:38.690 --> 00:59:40.190
That's not what I...

1131
00:59:40.192 --> 00:59:42.258
But you can't tell me you
wouldn't have liked it, okay?

1132
00:59:42.260 --> 00:59:45.294
-I can't... I mean,
that's irrelevant.
-I don't think it is.

1133
00:59:45.296 --> 00:59:47.296
-Yes, it is.
-I don't think that
that's irrelevant at all.

1134
00:59:47.298 --> 00:59:49.898
-Why not?
-Stop! Let's just be brutally
honest here for a second.

1135
00:59:49.900 --> 00:59:51.299
-Okay.
-Okay?

1136
00:59:51.301 --> 00:59:56.037
Ooh! What would have
happened if she had
grabbed for your cock

1137
00:59:57.739 --> 01:00:00.574
and I hadn't of
been there, huh?

1138
01:00:00.576 --> 01:00:02.275
I wouldn't have allowed it.

1139
01:00:02.277 --> 01:00:04.777
Because you wouldn't have
liked it if she had done it?

1140
01:00:04.779 --> 01:00:08.147
Because I'm married to you,
I wouldn't have allowed it.
It's simple, so...

1141
01:00:08.149 --> 01:00:10.082
Oh, my God,
isn't that
the perfect answer?

1142
01:00:10.084 --> 01:00:12.384
Well, I don't know,
maybe it is the perfect answer.

1143
01:00:12.386 --> 01:00:17.287
That tells me, that tells me...
What you just said tells me
that the desire is still there.

1144
01:00:17.289 --> 01:00:22.258
That tells me that a part of you
thinks about what it would
be like to be with other women.

1145
01:00:22.260 --> 01:00:24.126
Come on!
I mean... Honey...

1146
01:00:24.128 --> 01:00:29.364
Oh, my God!
Not that I think you
would act on it.
I mean, I trust you, I do,

1147
01:00:29.366 --> 01:00:31.766
I really do.
I really...

1148
01:00:31.768 --> 01:00:34.268
I really trust you,
but I think it just...

1149
01:00:34.270 --> 01:00:40.107
It bothers me so much
that that curiosity is there
and it may never go away.

1150
01:00:40.109 --> 01:00:43.943
It just might always live...
live there.

1151
01:00:43.945 --> 01:00:46.612
Curi... I never said
I was curious.

1152
01:00:48.915 --> 01:00:51.016
Honey, I never said
I was curious.

1153
01:00:54.487 --> 01:00:56.354
Oh, wait a second.

1154
01:00:58.223 --> 01:00:59.590
-I'm really tired.
-Oh!

1155
01:00:59.592 --> 01:01:01.291
-I'm feeling really tired.
-Oh! No, no, no.

1156
01:01:01.293 --> 01:01:03.026
-Let's just get out...
This is not the time for...
-No, no, no...

1157
01:01:03.028 --> 01:01:05.261
This is actually
about you, isn't it?

1158
01:01:05.263 --> 01:01:07.763
-Honey, let's just
get out of here.
-This is about you.

1159
01:01:07.765 --> 01:01:12.067
This isn't about me,
this is about you.
You've been putting it
all on me all night.

1160
01:01:12.069 --> 01:01:14.169
-What?
-You're the one

1161
01:01:14.171 --> 01:01:16.871
that's been thinking
about this, isn't it?

1162
01:01:16.873 --> 01:01:21.674
The moment he whipped that
thing out, you haven't been
able to stop thinking about it.

1163
01:01:21.676 --> 01:01:24.543
-You're curious...
-Maybe I am curious, okay?

1164
01:01:24.545 --> 01:01:26.611
-Oh, really? Really?
-Maybe I am.

1165
01:01:26.613 --> 01:01:29.013
I feel that it's weird

1166
01:01:29.015 --> 01:01:31.281
that we have to jerk off
next to each other come.

1167
01:01:33.851 --> 01:01:40.289
And I really think that
it sucks that you lust
after another woman's breasts

1168
01:01:40.291 --> 01:01:44.726
This is a real thing
and I don't think
that we can deny it.

1169
01:01:44.728 --> 01:01:48.429
I think that you think
about other women

1170
01:01:48.431 --> 01:01:53.200
and I think about
other men.

1171
01:01:59.506 --> 01:02:00.973
- Alex?
-Do you wanna fuck my wife?

1172
01:02:00.975 --> 01:02:03.642
-Stop it, Alex!
-I'm not gonna stop it.
I want to know.

1173
01:02:03.644 --> 01:02:04.976
Do you wanna fuck my wife?

1174
01:02:04.978 --> 01:02:07.011
Because I'm telling you,
she wants to fuck you.

1175
01:02:07.013 --> 01:02:08.645
-Oh!
-She does.

1176
01:02:08.647 --> 01:02:11.547
-I think you're a
little off-base here, Alex.
-You think I'm off-base?

1177
01:02:11.549 --> 01:02:13.181
- Are you serious?
-        -Yeah.

1178
01:02:13.183 --> 01:02:14.348
Kurt!

1179
01:02:14.350 --> 01:02:17.517
Tell me, why did you show us
your dick down at the pool?

1180
01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:19.185
-Okay.
-Your giant cock!

1181
01:02:19.187 --> 01:02:23.022
Why did you show that to us?
Why did you show my wife
your big dick?

1182
01:02:23.024 --> 01:02:27.693
And then why did you have
me stand next to you
with my tiny dick?

1183
01:02:27.695 --> 01:02:30.128
Do you think
I'm an idiot?

1184
01:02:30.130 --> 01:02:33.598
And what? What does this mean?
I get Charlotte now?
So me and Charlotte?

1185
01:02:33.600 --> 01:02:35.366
- Is that cool?
-          -Alex! No!

1186
01:02:35.368 --> 01:02:39.002
Is that why you showed
us that weird video of you
showing your tits to us?

1187
01:02:39.004 --> 01:02:41.637
-We like you both very much.
-Is that what this is?

1188
01:02:41.639 --> 01:02:43.972
But we didn't want
this to be weird.

1189
01:02:43.974 --> 01:02:46.407
Oh, you didn't want
it to be weird.

1190
01:02:46.409 --> 01:02:48.242
- No.
-Oh, okay.

1191
01:02:48.244 --> 01:02:53.713
My mistake because,
you're right, this isn't weird.
This is fine, so...

1192
01:02:53.715 --> 01:02:57.416
Now that it's not weird,
honey, why don't you lay down?
You have to take
your clothes off.

1193
01:02:57.418 --> 01:03:00.252
-What do you want? Missionary?
Let's do it right here. Kurt?
-You know...

1194
01:03:00.254 --> 01:03:03.588
Why don't you get out
your big old cock and
just shove it right in her?

1195
01:03:03.590 --> 01:03:05.222
-That's enough.
-How about that?

1196
01:03:05.224 --> 01:03:07.190
-That's enough.
-You don't have to do circles
anymore, hun,

1197
01:03:07.192 --> 01:03:09.592
-because it's big.
We've all seen it.
-He doesn't want her, Alex!

1198
01:03:09.594 --> 01:03:10.993
He wants you!

1199
01:03:16.432 --> 01:03:17.365
What?

1200
01:03:17.766 --> 01:03:19.265
He wants you.

1201
01:03:21.568 --> 01:03:23.569
Oh!

1202
01:03:23.571 --> 01:03:28.373
We still love each other very,
very much, but we've been
together for a long time and

1203
01:03:29.441 --> 01:03:31.508
things have changed.

1204
01:03:31.510 --> 01:03:37.413
I don't know why, but, you know,
step by step, Kurt's desire
for me just disappeared and, uh,

1205
01:03:37.415 --> 01:03:40.883
he seemed to want something
that I-I couldn't give him.

1206
01:03:40.885 --> 01:03:47.456
When he saw you this morning
at the playground,
he saw sweetness
on your faces and

1207
01:03:47.458 --> 01:03:49.891
he thought that maybe
this could be the solution.

1208
01:03:50.592 --> 01:03:52.160
For both of us.

1209
01:03:56.631 --> 01:03:59.165
Isn't there like a web community
for something like this?

1210
01:03:59.167 --> 01:04:01.000
No, we've never
done this before.

1211
01:04:01.002 --> 01:04:02.534
-Could have fooled us.
-Yeah.

1212
01:04:02.536 --> 01:04:05.236
Then you think
that we're doing a
smooth job of this?

1213
01:04:05.238 --> 01:04:06.971
Does it look like we
do this all the time?

1214
01:04:07.439 --> 01:04:08.605
-Yeah.
-Kind of.

1215
01:04:08.607 --> 01:04:09.973
It's our first time.

1216
01:04:10.908 --> 01:04:12.942
It's just a total mistake.

1217
01:04:19.315 --> 01:04:22.250
It just doesn't
make any sense.

1218
01:04:22.252 --> 01:04:27.288
It's obvious that
you love each other so much.

1219
01:04:27.290 --> 01:04:28.489
Yeah.

1220
01:04:28.491 --> 01:04:32.092
She's my best friend.
We just don't have a love life.

1221
01:04:32.094 --> 01:04:34.627
-Yeah.
-We stay together
for everything else.

1222
01:04:34.629 --> 01:04:38.230
Max, the house,
the water filter company.

1223
01:04:40.967 --> 01:04:43.802
I'm sorry, I feel like a dick.

1224
01:04:43.804 --> 01:04:45.870
-Why do you feel like a dick?
-Well...

1225
01:04:45.872 --> 01:04:50.373
You're not a dick.
You're not, you know,
you just didn't know.

1226
01:04:50.375 --> 01:04:52.441
You got excited.

1227
01:04:52.443 --> 01:04:56.244
And I wasn't putting my dick
next to your dick to, like,
do anything, I was just dancing
with you, man.

1228
01:04:57.312 --> 01:04:59.179
All right, thanks.

1229
01:04:59.181 --> 01:05:02.849
Think about this.
Less than 24 hours ago,

1230
01:05:02.851 --> 01:05:05.518
we were a park together
as complete strangers.

1231
01:05:05.520 --> 01:05:07.453
-That's true.
-It is.

1232
01:05:07.455 --> 01:05:09.321
Now we're here
and you're in one of my robes.

1233
01:05:12.625 --> 01:05:15.126
- You have so many        robes, by the way.
-         -I know.

1234
01:05:15.128 --> 01:05:17.027
-We got them in bulk.
-There's enough for all of us.

1235
01:05:17.029 --> 01:05:18.762
-How many did you buy?
-12.

1236
01:05:18.764 --> 01:05:21.397
-12 robes?
-I got a 12-pack of robes.

1237
01:05:27.404 --> 01:05:29.937
- Oh, my God!
-   -That was a good one.

1238
01:05:31.139 --> 01:05:35.709
Hey, Charlotte. Tell us how...
How did you lose your virginity?

1239
01:05:35.711 --> 01:05:40.446
I feel like you would have been
like on an island
in southern France

1240
01:05:40.448 --> 01:05:45.483
with a pencil thin mustachioed
aristocrat or something.

1241
01:05:45.485 --> 01:05:48.052
Look at you,
Why do you stereotype so much?

1242
01:05:48.054 --> 01:05:49.787
Because I'm racist.

1243
01:05:49.789 --> 01:05:53.890
Exactly.
Well, you're not that far,
but it was a farm boy.

1244
01:05:53.892 --> 01:05:55.591
On an island
in southern France?

1245
01:05:55.593 --> 01:05:57.960
-On an island,
in the south of France.
-Are you serious?

1246
01:05:57.962 --> 01:05:59.428
-Yeah...
-So I totally got it right.

1247
01:05:59.430 --> 01:06:02.697
What about you, Emily?
How did you lose your virginity?

1248
01:06:02.699 --> 01:06:04.131
Um...

1249
01:06:05.900 --> 01:06:10.703
Alex is the first,
uh, person...

1250
01:06:10.705 --> 01:06:12.371
Person I ever slept with.

1251
01:06:12.373 --> 01:06:14.005
He was your farm boy.

1252
01:06:14.007 --> 01:06:15.506
-I'm your farm boy.
-He was my farm boy.

1253
01:06:15.508 --> 01:06:18.675
-I am a farm boy.
-He still is my farm boy.

1254
01:06:18.677 --> 01:06:22.145
-Are you my... You're my,
kind of like my farm boy?
-Mm-hmm.

1255
01:06:22.147 --> 01:06:25.148
He'll always be me farm boy.

1256
01:06:25.150 --> 01:06:27.383
Where would you want to go
anywhere in the world?

1257
01:06:27.385 --> 01:06:30.319
You know, I really wanna see...
I've never been to Thailand.

1258
01:06:30.321 --> 01:06:32.454
- I've gone.
-     -I hear they have    beautiful beaches.

1259
01:06:32.456 --> 01:06:35.457
Did you guys ever see that movie
<i>The Beach</i> with Leonardo...

1260
01:06:35.459 --> 01:06:38.460
-I love that movie...
-Oh, that makes me not
wanna go to Thailand.

1261
01:06:38.462 --> 01:06:41.729
-They shot it there, right?
-Yeah, they did.

1262
01:06:41.731 --> 01:06:44.498
-That's all I have to say.
-Can I say something
that is so weird?

1263
01:06:44.500 --> 01:06:48.200
Can I just say something,
and not to keep bringing up,
like kicking a dead horse here?

1264
01:06:48.202 --> 01:06:49.901
- Yeah.
-But...

1265
01:06:49.903 --> 01:06:54.538
The whole water filter thing
came from watching
the movie<i> The Beach.</i>

1266
01:06:54.540 --> 01:06:56.006
What?

1267
01:06:56.008 --> 01:06:59.075
- I said, "Why can't they    drink water like we can?
- "    -Whoa!

1268
01:06:59.077 --> 01:07:00.810
From<i> The Beach?</i>

1269
01:07:00.812 --> 01:07:02.311
- That movie?
-  -What does he say?

1270
01:07:02.313 --> 01:07:04.179
And I just brought
that movie up?

1271
01:07:04.181 --> 01:07:06.014
-Too weird.
-That's so crazy.

1272
01:07:06.016 --> 01:07:08.116
- Guys, I think this night    was sort of meant to be.
-     -That's like...

1273
01:07:08.118 --> 01:07:11.519
- There's a lot
of synchronicity.
-Our stars right now
are a constellation.

1274
01:07:11.521 --> 01:07:13.354
- I know...
-Yes.

1275
01:07:13.356 --> 01:07:14.822
What would our
constellation be called?

1276
01:07:14.824 --> 01:07:16.590
Oh, shit!
What time is it?

1277
01:07:16.592 --> 01:07:18.658
I have my phone.

1278
01:07:18.660 --> 01:07:20.393
-What? 4:00? 5:00?
-4:00?

1279
01:07:20.395 --> 01:07:22.194
You guys!

1280
01:07:22.196 --> 01:07:24.262
- It's almost 6:00 a.m.
-      -What?

1281
01:07:24.264 --> 01:07:27.064
All right.
This has been fun.

1282
01:07:27.899 --> 01:07:30.033
- I have to work today.
-      -Oh, God.

1283
01:07:30.035 --> 01:07:32.068
I have to go to work today.

1284
01:07:32.769 --> 01:07:34.636
I know, we gotta go.

1285
01:07:34.638 --> 01:07:36.070
Really, time to go.

1286
01:07:36.072 --> 01:07:38.138
So, this is it.
We're gonna call it?

1287
01:07:38.140 --> 01:07:40.507
-Yeah, I think so.
-Yeah.

1288
01:07:40.509 --> 01:07:44.477
Uh, that can't be the
last time we get together.

1289
01:07:44.479 --> 01:07:49.415
- Oh, no way!
We'll... We'll do something.
-Yeah.

1290
01:07:49.417 --> 01:07:53.518
Hm, yeah,
certainly the strangest
night of my life.

1291
01:07:53.520 --> 01:07:57.188
But it's also been
very...expanding.

1292
01:07:57.190 --> 01:08:00.857
Yeah. I feel good.
I mean, I'm exhausted,

1293
01:08:00.859 --> 01:08:02.258
but I feel good.

1294
01:08:02.260 --> 01:08:05.193
-Yeah, me too.
-Mm. Me three.

1295
01:08:06.695 --> 01:08:08.062
Count me in.

1296
01:08:09.597 --> 01:08:10.930
All right.

1297
01:08:10.932 --> 01:08:12.765
Good night.
Thank you.

1298
01:08:12.767 --> 01:08:14.466
Thank you very much.

1299
01:08:14.468 --> 01:08:16.734
-You... you... I'm sorry.
-Emily?

1300
01:08:16.736 --> 01:08:19.670
-So many hugs.
-Yeah, I know. You're welcome.

1301
01:08:19.672 --> 01:08:21.405
-Hey, group hug.
-Yes.

1302
01:08:21.407 --> 01:08:22.539
Okay.

1303
01:08:23.307 --> 01:08:24.540
Hmm.

1304
01:08:25.742 --> 01:08:26.942
Hmm.

1305
01:08:26.944 --> 01:08:28.076
- Thank you.
-      -This is nice.

1306
01:08:28.078 --> 01:08:30.211
Mmm. It's really nice.

1307
01:08:33.713 --> 01:08:34.813
It's nice.

1308
01:10:57.056 --> 01:10:59.089
- Mommy!

1309
01:10:59.091 --> 01:11:00.523
Mommy!

1310
01:11:00.525 --> 01:11:02.024
Shit!
Under the covers!

1311
01:11:02.026 --> 01:11:04.159
- Mommy?
-   -Oh, hey, guys, hey!

1312
01:11:04.161 --> 01:11:06.427
Wow! Morning!
How'd you guys sleep, huh?

1313
01:11:06.429 --> 01:11:08.362
- Hey, who wants breakfast?
-    -Me!

1314
01:11:08.364 --> 01:11:09.629
Let's go.
I'll get it for you.

1315
01:11:09.631 --> 01:11:10.863
Come on,
it's a beautiful day.

1316
01:11:10.865 --> 01:11:12.798
Were you guys wrestling?

1317
01:11:12.800 --> 01:11:14.966
- Fuck!
-      -Yeah,     we were just wrestling.

1318
01:11:14.968 --> 01:11:16.801
- Who won?
-       It was a tie.

1319
01:11:20.872 --> 01:11:22.172
God! Get your...

1320
01:11:22.174 --> 01:11:24.741
Get dressed! Get dressed!
Get dressed! Get...

1321
01:11:59.504 --> 01:12:02.872
<i> - Medium dogs are pussies.
- </i> <i> No, I saw</i> <i>the other day...</i>

1322
01:12:02.874 --> 01:12:04.740
<i> Okay.</i>

1323
01:12:04.742 --> 01:12:07.542
But earlier today,
did you not see the schnauzer
that was here earlier?

1324
01:12:07.544 --> 01:12:08.910
- Yeah.
-    You know what a...

1325
01:12:08.912 --> 01:12:10.678
-Yeah, I like...
-His hair, it's hypoallergenic.

1326
01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:13.881
I enjoy a good schnauzer
every now and again.

1327
01:12:13.883 --> 01:12:16.083
Yeah, but I think
that could be fun.
They're not small...

1328
01:12:16.085 --> 01:12:17.584
But are
you hearing...

1329
01:12:17.586 --> 01:12:20.186
Are you hearing me
when I say if you're
gonna get a dog,

1330
01:12:20.188 --> 01:12:22.054
you should get<i> a</i> dog.

1331
01:12:22.056 --> 01:12:23.789
-Go big or go home.
-Yes.

1332
01:12:23.791 --> 01:12:26.091
I want RJ to grow
up with a big dog.

1333
01:12:26.093 --> 01:12:29.094
Oh, my gosh,
do you see them?
Oh, shit! Holy...

1334
01:12:29.096 --> 01:12:30.595
--Okay.

1335
01:12:30.597 --> 01:12:32.730
-Do you think it's time
to do this?
-I guess so.

1336
01:12:32.732 --> 01:12:35.599
-Should we go say hi?
-I mean, it was
inevitable, right, so...

1337
01:12:35.601 --> 01:12:37.100
- Do they see us?
-      Now they did.

1338
01:12:37.102 --> 01:12:38.901
- Yeah, all right.
-     Get up.

1339
01:12:38.903 --> 01:12:40.469
- Hey, guys...
-          -Hey!

1340
01:12:40.471 --> 01:12:43.305
You don't write,
you don't call,
you're breaking my heart.

1341
01:12:43.307 --> 01:12:44.939
Sorry, I'm just kidding,
dumb joke.

1342
01:12:44.941 --> 01:12:46.173
- How are ya?
-Good.

1343
01:12:46.175 --> 01:12:47.774
- Good. Yeah.
-How are you guys?

1344
01:12:47.776 --> 01:12:49.975
-Oh, it's good, it's really...
-We're in therapy.

1345
01:12:52.311 --> 01:12:53.544
-Okay.
-Yeah.

1346
01:12:53.546 --> 01:12:55.045
Sorry to be the one to
cut the crap here, but...

1347
01:12:55.047 --> 01:12:57.714
Basically we've decided
to give the marriage
another chance.

1348
01:12:57.716 --> 01:12:59.882
-Mm-hmm.
-We've been able
to sort through a ton of stuff.

1349
01:12:59.884 --> 01:13:02.251
-That sounds great.
-We've got you guys
to thank for that.

1350
01:13:02.253 --> 01:13:04.686
- Yeah.
-   Without that experience  we'd be lost, really.

1351
01:13:04.688 --> 01:13:09.323
Really. Thank you,
you walked us down the aisle
to this moment.

1352
01:13:09.325 --> 01:13:12.025
-It was a crazy experience.
-Uh-huh.

1353
01:13:12.027 --> 01:13:14.360
-But it was, you know...
-Yeah.

1354
01:13:14.362 --> 01:13:16.628
-It was valuable.
-Yes.

1355
01:13:19.598 --> 01:13:21.799
-It's good to see you guys.
-Thank you, you too.

1356
01:13:21.801 --> 01:13:24.701
-Yeah.
-Yeah, you've changed
something in your face.

1357
01:13:24.703 --> 01:13:27.403
- You know,    it wasn't very California.
-     -Yeah.

1358
01:13:27.405 --> 01:13:30.806
- After a while, I was like,
I don't see anyone
else doing this.
-Right.

1359
01:13:30.808 --> 01:13:33.909
- Maybe I should stop, so...
-   -Right.

1360
01:13:33.911 --> 01:13:37.345
You know, I was planning
on calling you guys.
I, you know...

1361
01:13:37.347 --> 01:13:39.714
I was thinking about that.
I just wasn't quite

1362
01:13:40.315 --> 01:13:42.617
sure what to say.

1363
01:13:43.785 --> 01:13:46.586
-So...
-Don't worry about it.

1364
01:13:46.588 --> 01:13:47.954
We should grab dinner
or something.

1365
01:13:47.956 --> 01:13:48.955
-Totally.
-You know?

1366
01:13:48.957 --> 01:13:50.723
Yeah, we should, maybe
at your house this time.

1367
01:13:50.725 --> 01:13:53.092
Yeah, you could come,
or we could go to a
restaurant this time?

1368
01:13:53.094 --> 01:13:55.427
- We found
some great places.
-Totally. Yeah.

1369
01:13:55.429 --> 01:13:58.163
Looks like the boys
have kind of picked up
where they last left off.

1370
01:13:58.165 --> 01:13:59.531
Yes.

1371
01:13:59.533 --> 01:14:00.932
- Gettin' dirty.
-   Shall we say hi?

1372
01:14:00.934 --> 01:14:01.999
Let's go say hi.

1373
01:14:02.001 --> 01:14:04.067
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1374
01:14:04.069 --> 01:14:05.068
So, uh...

1375
01:14:06.437 --> 01:14:08.771
- Sold all my art.
-     All of it?

1376
01:14:08.773 --> 01:14:11.507
- Yep.
-     Who bought that?

1377
01:14:11.509 --> 01:14:13.075
My wife.