1 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,335 It was my father's religious beliefs 2 00:01:16,418 --> 00:01:17,876 that destroyed our family. 3 00:03:10,168 --> 00:03:13,626 We have to be so very careful what we believe in. 4 00:03:16,168 --> 00:03:17,251 Hello. 5 00:03:18,126 --> 00:03:22,001 There's a... there's a little lad coming through to me now. 6 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,710 Come on. Come on. 7 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:27,085 He wants to talk to someone. 8 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,460 Oh, he's a little... he's a little lad. 9 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:33,501 And he's looking for his mum. 10 00:03:34,668 --> 00:03:36,293 Saying his name is Rob. 11 00:03:36,376 --> 00:03:37,460 Or Robbie. 12 00:03:38,501 --> 00:03:39,876 Is that you, sweetheart? 13 00:03:40,751 --> 00:03:41,585 Stand up, my love. 14 00:03:43,126 --> 00:03:46,418 Mark van Rhys is one of the UK's most popular psychics. 15 00:03:46,501 --> 00:03:49,835 He believes that we're making a documentary about his special powers, 16 00:03:49,918 --> 00:03:52,335 whereas, in fact, we are investigating 17 00:03:52,418 --> 00:03:55,335 the many, many complaints that have been made against him. 18 00:03:55,418 --> 00:04:00,293 Do what this lady has done and accept the message. 19 00:04:00,376 --> 00:04:03,001 Mark? Mark, can you hear me? 20 00:04:03,085 --> 00:04:04,543 Oh, just give us a sign. 21 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:06,585 Scratch your nose for a sec, see. 22 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:08,251 Oh, thank God for that. 23 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,668 It's Steph, right? The woman's name is Steph. 24 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,001 He calls you Mum. 25 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,501 But he's telling me your name is Steph? 26 00:04:14,585 --> 00:04:16,751 Oh, my God. 27 00:04:16,835 --> 00:04:19,210 - Is that right, my love? Are you Steph? - Yes. 28 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,960 Okay, so before the show starts, 29 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:25,168 van Rhys's team have audience members fill out one of these prayer cards. 30 00:04:25,251 --> 00:04:28,876 They write down the name and details of the person they wish to contact 31 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,793 who has passed over to the "other side." 32 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:34,418 The team then steal this information 33 00:04:34,501 --> 00:04:36,460 and they feed it back to van Rhys 34 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:39,168 through a hidden earpiece which I just hacked into. 35 00:04:39,251 --> 00:04:41,126 And hey, presto, he's psychic. 36 00:04:45,168 --> 00:04:46,918 My blood hurts, Mummy. 37 00:04:48,126 --> 00:04:49,668 My blood hurts. 38 00:04:51,085 --> 00:04:52,126 Why's he saying that? 39 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:53,960 He had leukaemia. 40 00:04:54,626 --> 00:04:55,876 Poor little lamb. 41 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,668 Oh, he's got a cheeky little smile, hasn't he? 42 00:04:59,751 --> 00:05:00,751 Yes! 43 00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:06,126 Children often make the best connection because they're so pure, you see. 44 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:07,335 He was such a good boy. 45 00:05:07,418 --> 00:05:09,668 He still is, my sweet. He still is. 46 00:05:10,626 --> 00:05:11,876 He says he's happy. 47 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:14,251 But he does miss your cooking. 48 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:16,251 Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to interrupt. 49 00:05:16,335 --> 00:05:20,376 I'm Professor Phillip Goodman from the TV programme Psychic Cheats. 50 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:22,876 Mr Van Rhys, we have got-- Mr Van Rhys! 51 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,210 We have proof that you are being fed information through an earpiece 52 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,168 and pass it off as contact with the dead. 53 00:05:28,251 --> 00:05:29,335 - Excuse me. - Pardon. 54 00:05:29,418 --> 00:05:31,793 This will be broadcast on national television! 55 00:05:31,876 --> 00:05:34,210 Can you deny that you were using an earpiece? 56 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:35,335 That's slander. 57 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,751 You'll be hearing from my solicitor in due course. 58 00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:40,668 His assistant told him Robbie was in Christchurch Hospital. 59 00:05:40,751 --> 00:05:43,376 - I can play you the tape. I'm sorry. - Sir! No! 60 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:44,960 Christchurch Hospital! 61 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:48,876 He's lying, isn't he? 62 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,668 The idea of us and our loved ones dying, 63 00:05:54,751 --> 00:05:57,626 just ceasing to exist, is so awful 64 00:05:58,168 --> 00:06:00,501 that we'll believe anything which gives us hope 65 00:06:00,585 --> 00:06:02,418 that there might be something beyond. 66 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:06,376 That fear is known as existential terror. 67 00:06:06,918 --> 00:06:10,335 And the man who coined that phrase was Dr Charles Cameron. 68 00:06:14,376 --> 00:06:17,835 So, why do you think the voices come through you, Jean? 69 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:20,626 Because we love her. 70 00:06:21,751 --> 00:06:24,001 And how many voices are there? 71 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:26,085 Three hundred. 72 00:06:28,001 --> 00:06:30,543 I moved back in. I thought it would help. 73 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:33,210 She is only here 'cause she ran out of booze. 74 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:36,793 - Mum! - She fingered herself last night... 75 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,585 thinking about John Travolta. 76 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,835 Daddy sees everything. 77 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:44,918 Jesus! 78 00:06:45,335 --> 00:06:46,710 I've seen this before. 79 00:06:47,168 --> 00:06:49,335 Your mother feels abandoned. 80 00:06:49,835 --> 00:06:52,835 - And the death of your father-- - Is she possessed? 81 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:55,168 No. She's angry that her husband had died. 82 00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:57,835 As for the vase... 83 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:01,168 I did that. 84 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:04,835 The brain sees what it wants to see. 85 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:07,626 When I saw that clip when I was a boy, 86 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:11,376 it was like a lightning bolt struck me. 87 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:13,168 'Cause it was like somebody saying, 88 00:07:13,251 --> 00:07:16,626 "You don't have to have your life ruled by superstitious fear." 89 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:19,085 And in the way that I'd been brought up, that was-- 90 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:20,710 Honestly, that was a revelation, 91 00:07:20,793 --> 00:07:23,585 'cause I didn't realise there was a different way of thinking. 92 00:07:23,668 --> 00:07:27,876 And from that minute, I can remember thinking, 93 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,376 "That's what I want to do, that's what I want to be. 94 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,085 That is who I want to be." 95 00:07:32,168 --> 00:07:35,376 The search for the missing scientist and paranormalist Charles Cameron 96 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,668 has been called off 97 00:07:36,751 --> 00:07:39,376 three weeks after Mr Cameron's car was found abandoned 98 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,126 near his house in Filey. 99 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,626 I think it's ironic, to say the least, 100 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:46,835 that a man who spent a lifetime explaining away mysteries 101 00:07:46,918 --> 00:07:48,085 became one himself. 102 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,501 I just wish I could have met him, is all. 103 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:13,334 Hello, Professor Goodman. This is Charles Cameron. 104 00:09:15,376 --> 00:09:19,001 I'm sure you're surprised to hear my voice. 105 00:09:20,751 --> 00:09:24,168 I'm familiar with your work and I need to see you. 106 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:26,376 I don't have long. 107 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:33,001 Please come to 79 East Shore Caravan Park. 108 00:09:33,751 --> 00:09:34,626 Come soon. 109 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:05,793 Hi, Mr Cameron. I'm Phillip Goodman. 110 00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:08,126 Hello, I'm Phillip Goodman. Come on. 111 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:10,001 Hello, Mr Cameron, I'm Phillip Goodman. 112 00:10:10,084 --> 00:10:12,251 Hello, Charles. Hello, I'm Phillip Goodman. 113 00:10:32,293 --> 00:10:33,251 Hold on! 114 00:10:38,084 --> 00:10:40,834 Come in. I'm not paying to heat the street. 115 00:10:54,293 --> 00:10:55,293 Oh, Jesus! 116 00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:59,209 Come in. Sit down. Sit down, please. 117 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,084 - Hello. I'm Phillip Goodman. - I know who you are. 118 00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:07,543 - I can't quite believe this. - No? 119 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,293 Why is that? 120 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:13,251 I think, like everybody else, I just presumed you were dead. 121 00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:16,626 How do you know I'm not? 122 00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:29,751 Can I ask where you've been? What's happened? 123 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,168 Pour me a drink then. 124 00:11:31,501 --> 00:11:34,168 Pour it from that bottle there. Bottle there. Pour it! 125 00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:35,168 Okay. 126 00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:37,293 Hmm. 127 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,459 I brought you something. 128 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:54,584 It's a copy of my latest book. 129 00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,084 I signed it-- 130 00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:01,334 Just stick it there. 131 00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:08,376 I'm so familiar with your books and your TV work. 132 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,834 I've always felt a closeness to you-- 133 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:14,334 Save those sentiments for your wife and family. 134 00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:18,626 What a surprise. You're not married. 135 00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,751 You could always see the truth, couldn't you? 136 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,043 Truth? 137 00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:29,751 I look back now at my work with absolute shame. 138 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:34,334 I see the arrogance and the disrespect with which I went into those homes. 139 00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:37,376 I took pleasure in pulling those stories, 140 00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:38,501 those people, apart. 141 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,251 You're being hard on yourself. 142 00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:42,793 I have seen your work, 143 00:12:43,418 --> 00:12:44,334 Goodman. 144 00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:46,751 You want to know what I think of it? 145 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,584 It's shit! 146 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:55,001 You are a conceited, weak-willed coward. 147 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,459 Editing out any inconvenient data. 148 00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:00,459 Terrified of anything that does not fit into your tiny worldview. 149 00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:02,501 Okay. I'm done. I came here in good faith-- 150 00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:03,793 Read this! 151 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:08,418 I couldn't explain three cases that haunt me still. 152 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,293 You go and investigate if you dare, 153 00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:12,418 and come back and tell me that I am wrong. 154 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,001 Because I've come to one inescapable conclusion, 155 00:13:15,084 --> 00:13:18,959 and that is, the supernatural, the unseen forces that surround us, 156 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,834 everything that you and I have spent a lifetime 157 00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:23,418 trying to debunk and disprove, 158 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,584 it's all true. 159 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:28,834 Every last bit of it. 160 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,709 Please, Mr Goodman, 161 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:34,918 I'm begging you, 162 00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:38,043 tell me I'm wrong. 163 00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:42,209 I need you to tell me 164 00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:44,626 I'm wrong. 165 00:15:54,543 --> 00:15:55,376 Hello, Tony? 166 00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:57,918 Aye-aye, Captain. 167 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,043 Hello, there. 168 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,834 Hi, I'm Phillip Goodman. 169 00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:05,334 Bang! Whoa! Slow. Too slow. 170 00:16:07,251 --> 00:16:08,709 Yeah, you look like a teacher. 171 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,459 Do I? Right. 172 00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:13,293 Erm, well, technically, I'm a professor. 173 00:16:13,584 --> 00:16:17,668 They bloody insist on calling me that on that TV show that I do, 174 00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:18,876 Psychic Cheats. 175 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,209 Oh! 176 00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:24,001 - That's where I know you from. - Yeah. 177 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,834 Yeah, I seen that. 178 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,918 Yeah, it's shit. 179 00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,876 I'm only joking with you, mate. I ain't seen it. 180 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,459 I've never even heard of it, sunbeam. 181 00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:38,376 Professor, eh? 182 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:40,043 Yeah. 183 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:43,334 That's the official title for someone who does a Punch and Judy. 184 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:44,959 You didn't know that, did you? 185 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,293 - No, I didn't, actually. - There you go, then. 186 00:16:47,376 --> 00:16:50,584 The professor just learned something from the humble night watchman. 187 00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:53,209 And that's what you do, is it? 188 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:55,876 You're a night watchman? 189 00:16:58,126 --> 00:17:00,626 Actually, I don't want to talk about it, mate. 190 00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:01,918 Sorry? 191 00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:04,459 I'm just not feeling very chatty, sunbeam. 192 00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:11,709 For fuck's sake. 193 00:17:17,418 --> 00:17:19,626 Oh! Did I forget to mention that there was a fee? 194 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:20,959 Hundred quid. 195 00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:22,376 - Fifty. - Done. 196 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:28,918 Twenty, 197 00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:31,584 twenty-five... 198 00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:36,709 Fifty. 199 00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:46,293 So, that's what you do? You're a night watchman? 200 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:50,043 Well, I was, you know when, erm, it happened. 201 00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:51,751 - And now? - Now? 202 00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:55,668 Let's just say that immigration's made things 203 00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:56,751 a bit tough, yeah? 204 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,626 How about family? You married? 205 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,751 I was married 15 years. 206 00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,459 You get less for murder, don't you? 207 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,751 Did you divorce? 208 00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:16,501 She died. 23 years ago. 209 00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:18,334 I'm sorry. 210 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,959 If she fell ill now, they'd smash that cancer. 211 00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:25,501 - Different world, isn't it? - Yeah. 212 00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:29,793 - Any children? - Mind your own fucking business. 213 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,501 How many more questions have you got, eh Kojak? 214 00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:36,293 Worse than getting car insurance. 215 00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:01,751 I got a daughter. Marnie. 216 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,418 I was always a big Hitchcock fan. 217 00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,668 If I'd had a boy, I'd have called him Norman. 218 00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:10,251 How old is she? 219 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,043 She's 30. 220 00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:15,793 Right, so she was seven when your wife died? 221 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:17,543 That must have been tough. 222 00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:23,001 Marnie's not my wife's. I had a little bit on the side. 223 00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:24,376 What you gonna do, eh? 224 00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:26,959 Right. 225 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,084 - You see much of her? - I'm done. This is bullshit! 226 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,376 I thought you wanted to talk about what I'd seen. 227 00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:33,709 I'm just trying to help. 228 00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:36,918 You can't help me, mate. 229 00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,043 She's in hospital. 230 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,834 She's been in there five years. Oh, fuck! 231 00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:00,876 Locked-in syndrome, they call it. 232 00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:04,043 Her eyes are open, but... 233 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:08,043 everything else is paralysed. 234 00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:15,876 If I go and see her, I don't know if she even knows if I'm there or not. 235 00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:20,376 I stopped going in the end. 236 00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:23,418 I couldn't handle it. 237 00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:27,293 My little girl. 238 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:29,668 I'm sorry. 239 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,459 You apologise a lot, don't you? 240 00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:35,834 Guilty conscience? 241 00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:40,751 Do you want to... 242 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:44,251 Wanna tell me about your incident? 243 00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:46,501 You'll think I'm mad. 244 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,209 Everyone else does. Even my priest. 245 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,418 Ah, you don't believe, do you? 246 00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:07,293 It was my last night working that job. 247 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,334 Quarter to four in the morning. 248 00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:13,168 That's a shit time of night. 249 00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:16,376 Even after seven years of doing that shift, 250 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,001 your body never gets used to it. 251 00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,126 That place had a history. 252 00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:23,334 None of it was nice. 253 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:28,959 Hundreds of years before, it was a... What do you call it? 254 00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:30,834 A nuthouse for women. 255 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,126 Mad birds roaming about the place. 256 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:38,001 Old brasses, drunks, young girls that got themselves knocked-up. 257 00:21:39,126 --> 00:21:40,751 Newborns that no-one wanted. 258 00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:42,334 Thrown away. 259 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:45,668 Miserable. 260 00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:49,293 In the month leading up to that night, 261 00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,043 two of the new foreign blokes quit. 262 00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:54,043 They said they'd seen things. 263 00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:57,084 Did you believe them? 264 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,626 I wish I had. Christ Almighty! 265 00:22:44,418 --> 00:22:46,376 Hello. Marek? 266 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,001 You have to press the button on the side. 267 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:59,001 Press the big, black button on the side. 268 00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:00,626 You Russian prick! 269 00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:05,959 Yo, Tony! I am in other building. 270 00:23:06,376 --> 00:23:08,793 Congratulations! Which other building? 271 00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:13,876 Uh, the building with the blue door. 272 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:17,334 All right. You're in building number 3. 273 00:23:18,334 --> 00:23:21,043 Yes, this is. What do I do? 274 00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:24,209 Well, you sit on your arse for the next ten hours. 275 00:23:25,584 --> 00:23:28,918 Every hour, go for a walk around and then chart it. 276 00:23:29,668 --> 00:23:31,084 Set that timer that I gave you. 277 00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:34,334 Other than that, you do what you want. 278 00:23:34,418 --> 00:23:37,834 I don't know. Read, play chess, learn English. 279 00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:42,876 Okay. Thank you a lot, Tony. 280 00:23:43,251 --> 00:23:44,668 All right, Marek. No worries. 281 00:23:54,543 --> 00:23:56,834 And then she sat down with a cup of tea, 282 00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:58,834 and just went mad! 283 00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:02,501 "That's typical of you, " she said, "Lord Muck, always thinking of himself. 284 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:05,584 Didn't even cross his mind to ask if I wanted one--" 285 00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:07,168 I'm having a cup of tea, mate. 286 00:24:08,543 --> 00:24:13,251 But what do you reckon? Was I selfish? Is that what marriage is? 287 00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:17,501 A lifetime sentence of making two cups of tea instead of one? 288 00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:21,918 Or is it good to grab a bit of healthy "me" time? 289 00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:24,626 It can oil the wheels, after all. 290 00:24:25,543 --> 00:24:26,668 What do you think? 291 00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:28,959 Mike in Barnet, hello. 292 00:24:29,043 --> 00:24:30,168 - Hi, Jeff. - Hello. 293 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,834 Yeah, it sounds silly, 294 00:24:31,918 --> 00:24:34,751 but we like doing everything together, whatever it is. 295 00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:37,376 Even if it is just getting a chinky on a Saturday night. 296 00:24:37,459 --> 00:24:38,959 Oh, fried rice, nice! 297 00:24:39,501 --> 00:24:42,501 We just love it. Blobbing in front of the telly. Perfect. 298 00:24:42,584 --> 00:24:44,501 Oh, thank you for that, Mike. 299 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,959 You mean a Chinese, of course, don't you? 300 00:24:47,043 --> 00:24:48,918 - Shut up. - Apologies on Mike's behalf. 301 00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:52,834 But you're right. Maybe that's the secret of all-- 302 00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:56,043 Oh! 303 00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:06,918 How did that-- 304 00:25:20,543 --> 00:25:22,751 If it had been, I'd have been worth a fortune-- 305 00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:31,751 What the-- 306 00:25:39,126 --> 00:25:40,834 It's not about, 307 00:25:40,918 --> 00:25:43,501 you've got to have this and you've got to have that. 308 00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:46,209 They forget the simple things, like holding hands. 309 00:25:46,293 --> 00:25:49,793 My husband had a stroke a few years ago. 310 00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:54,251 And he has been bedridden ever since. 311 00:25:54,334 --> 00:25:57,126 I see him every day without fail. I hold his hand, I tell him-- 312 00:25:57,209 --> 00:26:00,168 Oh, well, that makes you a saint, you silly old bitch! 313 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:14,251 Oh, Jesus Christ! 314 00:26:16,001 --> 00:26:17,084 Bloody hell! 315 00:26:22,376 --> 00:26:23,293 I don't-- 316 00:27:00,543 --> 00:27:02,209 Hello? 317 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:03,959 Oh, Jesus! 318 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,543 Marek? 319 00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:12,126 Marek? Pick up, please, it's Tony. 320 00:27:12,918 --> 00:27:14,126 Hello, Tony. 321 00:27:15,126 --> 00:27:18,043 Listen, have you been over here to this building? 322 00:27:18,668 --> 00:27:20,918 No. I am in other one. 323 00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:25,959 I don't like this place, Tony. 324 00:27:26,959 --> 00:27:28,168 It feels... 325 00:27:29,501 --> 00:27:30,459 bad. 326 00:27:31,459 --> 00:27:32,543 We have a... 327 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:36,168 We have a word for this back home. 328 00:27:37,084 --> 00:27:37,918 It is... 329 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:40,168 "Zlosliwy." 330 00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:45,501 Look, don't... 331 00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:49,251 don't let them thoughts get into your head, mate. All right? 332 00:27:50,626 --> 00:27:52,418 Get yourself a radio, sunbeam. Yeah? 333 00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:57,043 Look, I'm going to take a walk around, all right? 334 00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:58,543 You sit tight for ten minutes 335 00:27:58,626 --> 00:28:00,584 and I'll call you when I get back. 336 00:28:00,668 --> 00:28:02,918 Okay. Thank you a lot, Tony. 337 00:28:03,459 --> 00:28:04,459 All right, mate. 338 00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:29,751 I'll never let you go 339 00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:32,959 Why? Because I love you 340 00:28:35,834 --> 00:28:39,293 I'll always love you so 341 00:28:39,376 --> 00:28:42,084 Why? Because you love me 342 00:28:45,459 --> 00:28:48,959 No broken hearts for us 343 00:28:49,043 --> 00:28:51,293 Because we love each other 344 00:28:54,626 --> 00:28:58,501 And with our faith and trust 345 00:28:58,584 --> 00:29:00,918 There could be no other 346 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,626 Hello? 347 00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:05,334 Is anyone there? 348 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,168 Because you love me Because you love me 349 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,459 Marek? Marek? 350 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,043 Dada? 351 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:29,293 It is a coma. A probable lock-in. 352 00:31:29,709 --> 00:31:32,709 - He is here for keeps. - Just one of those things. 353 00:31:32,793 --> 00:31:34,793 The lights are on and nobody's home. 354 00:31:43,543 --> 00:31:44,626 Marek? 355 00:32:02,876 --> 00:32:05,876 Right, listen, you've got two minutes to get out of this building 356 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:07,126 before I come for you. 357 00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:24,918 Marek, if that's you... 358 00:32:29,293 --> 00:32:31,543 Right. Come on. 359 00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:22,918 Hello? 360 00:33:35,084 --> 00:33:37,584 Oh, what the bloody-- 361 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:51,918 I'm not fucking about. 362 00:33:54,126 --> 00:33:55,084 Come on. 363 00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,668 Yeah? Yeah? 364 00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:21,293 Shit! 365 00:34:29,709 --> 00:34:30,751 Dada! 366 00:34:36,043 --> 00:34:37,293 I'm coming in. 367 00:35:08,168 --> 00:35:09,959 I got you now. 368 00:35:37,418 --> 00:35:39,376 Let me out! Let me out! 369 00:35:43,293 --> 00:35:44,168 Shit! 370 00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:48,376 What the-- 371 00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:06,834 Dada! 372 00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:35,084 Do you know what brought Tony back to the church? 373 00:36:35,168 --> 00:36:39,626 You know, I'm not comfortable talking so directly about a parishioner. 374 00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:42,959 I'm assuming you have Tony's permission to talk to me. 375 00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:44,459 Yeah, yeah, of course. 376 00:36:44,543 --> 00:36:45,751 But I can-- 377 00:36:45,834 --> 00:36:48,584 I mean, I can ask you some more indirect questions 378 00:36:48,668 --> 00:36:50,376 if you're comfortable with that. 379 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:51,501 Yes. 380 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,376 Okay. Great. 381 00:36:55,959 --> 00:36:56,959 So... 382 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,126 So, what do you think is your responsibility 383 00:37:01,209 --> 00:37:03,709 when a grown man like Tony comes to you 384 00:37:03,793 --> 00:37:06,918 and says that they've had a supernatural experience? 385 00:37:09,001 --> 00:37:13,376 You know, when I was a schools chaplain, I would always say to the boys, 386 00:37:14,084 --> 00:37:16,334 "Age is not important to the Lord. 387 00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:18,334 We are all children before Him. 388 00:37:20,376 --> 00:37:22,376 If He wants you to believe, 389 00:37:22,459 --> 00:37:23,668 He will send you a sign." 390 00:37:24,793 --> 00:37:27,001 That is what these experiences are. 391 00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:28,959 Signs. 392 00:37:29,501 --> 00:37:32,709 Sure. But Tony-- With Tony-- 393 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:36,418 Presumably, Tony told you about his incident. 394 00:37:36,918 --> 00:37:38,168 Of course, yes. 395 00:37:38,709 --> 00:37:41,168 The spirit. The unquiet spirit. 396 00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:45,626 Yeah, so, for a moment, let's hypothesise that that happened-- 397 00:37:45,709 --> 00:37:48,501 Oh, you don't need to hypothesise. It did happen! 398 00:37:48,584 --> 00:37:51,751 Tony testifies that he saw a spirit. 399 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,334 And he changed his ways accordingly. 400 00:37:56,084 --> 00:37:58,584 - In what way is that not real? - Uh, of course. 401 00:37:58,668 --> 00:38:00,834 For Tony's sighting to be taken seriously, 402 00:38:00,918 --> 00:38:03,418 there's got to be some sort of material evidence, 403 00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:05,584 because without that, it's just, you know... 404 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:09,668 Tony has got so much emotional baggage. 405 00:38:09,751 --> 00:38:12,668 Baggage? We are talking about a man. 406 00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:14,459 Our brother. 407 00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:21,209 I'm so tired of this modern disregard for the spiritual life. 408 00:38:22,084 --> 00:38:23,751 How unfashionable it's become 409 00:38:24,251 --> 00:38:26,793 to believe in anything other than our own personal gains. 410 00:38:29,168 --> 00:38:32,584 Did Tony tell you what he did after he had that experience? 411 00:38:33,293 --> 00:38:34,293 No. 412 00:38:34,376 --> 00:38:36,459 He went to see his daughter Marnie again. 413 00:38:37,126 --> 00:38:38,251 The very next day. 414 00:38:39,793 --> 00:38:44,334 And when she heard her father's voice for the first time in five years, 415 00:38:45,418 --> 00:38:48,376 the doctor said her heart skipped a beat. 416 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:51,501 That, I think, Professor, 417 00:38:52,168 --> 00:38:57,001 tells us everything we need to know about the reality of that experience 418 00:38:58,126 --> 00:38:59,084 and its value. 419 00:39:00,501 --> 00:39:03,334 You, Mr Goodman, would do well to think about that 420 00:39:03,418 --> 00:39:05,293 with regard to your own family. 421 00:39:06,668 --> 00:39:07,584 Good day. 422 00:40:03,376 --> 00:40:04,418 Who is it? 423 00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:07,084 It's Professor Phillip Goodman. We spoke on the phone. 424 00:40:13,626 --> 00:40:15,126 Do you have any ID or anything? 425 00:40:16,543 --> 00:40:18,543 You might not be the man that I spoke to. 426 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,459 I am. 427 00:40:24,793 --> 00:40:26,751 Oh, okay. Here you go. 428 00:40:27,168 --> 00:40:28,918 You sent that to Charles Cameron. 429 00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:42,626 Come in. 430 00:40:51,043 --> 00:40:52,293 I'll be upstairs, Mum. 431 00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:16,376 Professor Goodman? 432 00:42:03,459 --> 00:42:04,459 Simon? 433 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:27,043 Simon? 434 00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:52,126 Down here. 435 00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:54,668 Jesus. 436 00:43:05,251 --> 00:43:06,293 Sit down. 437 00:43:11,751 --> 00:43:13,084 Please don't touch my books. 438 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,834 God, it's boiling in here, Simon. 439 00:43:18,918 --> 00:43:21,834 Yeah, I know. I just get really cold and really uncomfortable. 440 00:43:21,918 --> 00:43:23,834 So I just like it to be as comf-- 441 00:43:23,918 --> 00:43:26,918 I just like it how I like it. 442 00:43:34,251 --> 00:43:35,418 Wow! 443 00:43:37,709 --> 00:43:39,043 So... 444 00:43:39,626 --> 00:43:42,293 So, what are all these? Where are these pictures from? 445 00:43:43,168 --> 00:43:44,793 They're from all over. 446 00:43:44,876 --> 00:43:46,418 It's my research. 447 00:43:46,751 --> 00:43:49,251 Stuff I find on the Internet or books I'm reading, 448 00:43:49,334 --> 00:43:50,543 stuff I'm interested in. 449 00:43:50,834 --> 00:43:52,418 I'm trying to understand things. 450 00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:55,376 It's helpful to have that stuff out and see it all the time. 451 00:43:55,459 --> 00:43:56,668 Or when I want to see it. 452 00:43:56,751 --> 00:43:59,334 If I don't want to see it, I can look over there 453 00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:00,918 The thing that I don't want... 454 00:44:02,293 --> 00:44:04,876 I don't want people looking at me and thinking I'm mad 455 00:44:04,959 --> 00:44:06,126 because I know what I saw. 456 00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:07,876 That's the thing, I know I'm tired. 457 00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:10,918 I'm so tired, and it's hard to think straight, 458 00:44:11,001 --> 00:44:13,084 but, I mean, I want to talk about this. 459 00:44:13,168 --> 00:44:16,334 I want to find out about this, but I don't want people to think... 460 00:44:16,418 --> 00:44:20,626 I want everything to be straight now, no frayed edges, no loose ends. 461 00:44:20,709 --> 00:44:22,459 All straight. All smooth. 462 00:44:23,584 --> 00:44:24,668 I don't want... 463 00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:29,626 I don't want people thinking that there's anything... 464 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,751 wrong with me. 465 00:44:35,001 --> 00:44:35,959 I see. 466 00:44:42,043 --> 00:44:42,959 You okay? 467 00:44:44,793 --> 00:44:45,709 Yeah. 468 00:44:49,626 --> 00:44:50,459 Okay, 469 00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:53,501 so... 470 00:44:55,168 --> 00:44:58,626 Who else is up here with us in the upstairs room? 471 00:44:59,918 --> 00:45:01,293 No-one. It's just us. 472 00:45:01,376 --> 00:45:02,501 Sorry. Top bedroom. 473 00:45:02,584 --> 00:45:04,043 - My brother's old room. - Right. 474 00:45:04,126 --> 00:45:05,334 Is he still living at home? 475 00:45:05,418 --> 00:45:06,584 Mr Perfect? 476 00:45:07,084 --> 00:45:09,459 No, he's 25 and married. He's got a flat. 477 00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:12,168 There's no-one here. It's just us. 478 00:45:15,418 --> 00:45:17,626 - Sorry, I was just up-- - There's nobody here. 479 00:45:17,709 --> 00:45:19,418 Do you want to go and look? 480 00:45:33,168 --> 00:45:34,876 - No. - Fine, then. 481 00:45:38,793 --> 00:45:41,293 Can you go away, please? We are trying to talk. 482 00:45:48,334 --> 00:45:50,126 Do you not get on well with your parents? 483 00:45:50,209 --> 00:45:51,793 They don't care about me. 484 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:56,293 I know you're still there. 485 00:46:06,501 --> 00:46:08,543 Can you help me? 486 00:46:11,209 --> 00:46:12,293 I'll try. 487 00:46:16,543 --> 00:46:19,251 All I need you to do is to just... 488 00:46:20,501 --> 00:46:22,709 Just tell me everything you can about that night. 489 00:46:22,793 --> 00:46:23,959 Everything. 490 00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:28,793 If I can just understand what happened, then everything will be fine. 491 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,043 Okay. 492 00:46:39,751 --> 00:46:41,959 I'm not the same person now as I was. It's... 493 00:46:43,043 --> 00:46:45,668 The world is not the same. 494 00:46:47,376 --> 00:46:49,209 Oh, God. I feel like such an idiot. 495 00:46:50,418 --> 00:46:51,418 Why? 496 00:47:01,543 --> 00:47:03,084 I was driving my dad's car. 497 00:47:04,459 --> 00:47:07,376 I failed my test, but I was too afraid to tell them. 498 00:47:09,834 --> 00:47:11,418 I pretended that I'd passed. 499 00:47:21,084 --> 00:47:22,918 I was driving without a licence. 500 00:48:01,001 --> 00:48:02,459 - Hello? - Where are you? 501 00:48:02,543 --> 00:48:04,418 In the car. On the way back from the party. 502 00:48:04,501 --> 00:48:07,751 Oh, thank God. He's in the car, Raymond. 503 00:48:07,834 --> 00:48:10,084 We've been trying to call. Where have you been? 504 00:48:10,168 --> 00:48:11,793 There is no reception near Eddie's. 505 00:48:11,876 --> 00:48:13,834 We've been sitting here on shpilkes. 506 00:48:13,918 --> 00:48:15,626 You should have been back hours ago. 507 00:48:15,709 --> 00:48:17,084 Hours ago. 508 00:48:17,168 --> 00:48:18,876 Oh, Raymond, for God's sake! 509 00:48:18,959 --> 00:48:20,209 I'm talking-- 510 00:48:20,293 --> 00:48:21,584 Hello? 511 00:48:36,543 --> 00:48:37,584 Hello? 512 00:48:37,668 --> 00:48:39,876 Your mother's gone to bed. We are upset. 513 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,918 Dad, I didn't put the phone down on you. 514 00:48:42,001 --> 00:48:43,001 Oh! 515 00:48:43,084 --> 00:48:44,709 And I'm sorry that I'm late. 516 00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:47,043 I found that bloody housing form for university 517 00:48:47,126 --> 00:48:49,126 that you should have sent in three weeks ago. 518 00:48:49,209 --> 00:48:50,501 You told me you'd sent it! 519 00:48:50,584 --> 00:48:52,918 Well, I... I thought that I had. 520 00:48:53,001 --> 00:48:56,126 You're a bloody liar, Simon. You're a liar. 521 00:48:56,209 --> 00:48:59,793 You might schmooze your mother, but you cannot schmooze me. 522 00:48:59,876 --> 00:49:01,251 You lied about that form. 523 00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:03,751 You lied about getting that Saturday job, didn't you? 524 00:49:03,834 --> 00:49:05,126 What will we find out next? 525 00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:07,251 That you lied about passing your driving test? 526 00:49:07,334 --> 00:49:09,459 I'm sick to the bloody back teeth-- 527 00:49:12,334 --> 00:49:13,543 Shit. 528 00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:27,418 Don't you put the bloody phone down on me! 529 00:49:27,501 --> 00:49:29,793 I didn't put the phone down on you-- 530 00:49:32,751 --> 00:49:36,043 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 531 00:49:36,126 --> 00:49:38,376 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 532 00:49:49,751 --> 00:49:50,793 Are you okay? 533 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:04,334 Oh, my God! 534 00:50:47,834 --> 00:50:51,543 Oh, no, no, no, no. 535 00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:56,834 Come on. 536 00:50:57,959 --> 00:50:59,168 Come on. 537 00:51:20,751 --> 00:51:21,876 No signal. 538 00:51:40,918 --> 00:51:41,876 Come on. 539 00:52:23,334 --> 00:52:24,834 Fucking O2! 540 00:52:37,501 --> 00:52:39,376 - Hello. National Breakdown. - Hello. 541 00:52:39,459 --> 00:52:41,543 Can you give me the car's registration, please? 542 00:52:44,501 --> 00:52:45,584 Just give me one second. 543 00:52:48,209 --> 00:52:52,043 AG57-EOZ. 544 00:52:54,543 --> 00:52:57,334 Thank you. And is that Mr Rif-kind? 545 00:52:57,418 --> 00:52:58,626 Rifkind. Yes. 546 00:52:59,584 --> 00:53:01,168 I'm Simon. I'm his son. 547 00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:04,376 Okay, Simon. And are you with the car right now? 548 00:53:09,626 --> 00:53:11,043 Hello, Simon? 549 00:53:13,168 --> 00:53:16,043 Yes, yes, I'm right by the car. 550 00:53:16,334 --> 00:53:18,126 Okay. We have you on the GPS, 551 00:53:18,626 --> 00:53:21,084 so we know exactly where you are and we'll be with you 552 00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:24,001 somewhere between ten and 45 minutes. Okay? 553 00:53:25,168 --> 00:53:27,293 Please come as quickly as you can. 554 00:53:27,376 --> 00:53:29,793 Thank you, Mr Rif-kind. Good-bye. 555 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:30,959 Rifkind! 556 00:53:50,084 --> 00:53:52,001 What have I done? What have I done? 557 00:54:08,126 --> 00:54:09,251 It's not real. 558 00:54:13,501 --> 00:54:14,334 Keys! 559 00:54:24,459 --> 00:54:25,334 Hello? 560 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,626 I am so sorry. 561 00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:07,251 Stay! 562 00:55:07,334 --> 00:55:09,043 Fuck that! 563 00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:22,334 The supernatural, the unseen forces that surround us. 564 00:56:40,793 --> 00:56:45,543 Charles, I've now investigated two of your cases quite thoroughly. 565 00:56:47,918 --> 00:56:49,709 It feels quite simple to me, really. 566 00:56:50,084 --> 00:56:53,251 The brain sees what it wants to see. They're your words, Charles. 567 00:56:53,793 --> 00:56:57,126 Tony Matthews is an alcoholic who is wrestling with unresolved grief. 568 00:56:57,209 --> 00:57:00,584 And Simon... is a fragile young man, 569 00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:03,584 and from a deeply dysfunctional family, 570 00:57:03,834 --> 00:57:06,084 who's on the edge of psychosis-- 571 00:57:15,751 --> 00:57:17,918 I understand all too well, Charles, 572 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:20,126 how easy it is to get confused 573 00:57:20,209 --> 00:57:22,709 and to lose faith in one's own judgement, 574 00:57:23,584 --> 00:57:27,209 especially when we're tired and emotional... 575 00:57:30,709 --> 00:57:31,918 and unwell. 576 00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:07,001 Keep up, Goodman. 577 00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:10,043 I'm the soppy one, if you can believe that. 578 00:58:10,126 --> 00:58:12,293 I wanted kids from the moment we got together, 579 00:58:12,376 --> 00:58:14,251 but Maria said, "It's not going to happen." 580 00:58:14,334 --> 00:58:15,876 - Maria is your wife? - Of course. 581 00:58:15,959 --> 00:58:17,959 You know why she didn't want children? 582 00:58:18,043 --> 00:58:20,084 Presumably, you were comfortable financially. 583 00:58:20,168 --> 00:58:23,834 Oh, Jesus! That's all your lot ever think about, isn't it? Money. 584 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,084 What exactly do you mean by "your lot"? 585 00:58:26,168 --> 00:58:27,334 No way she'd get pregnant 586 00:58:27,418 --> 00:58:29,376 until she was made a partner at the firm. 587 00:58:29,459 --> 00:58:31,043 Her words, not mine. 588 00:58:31,334 --> 00:58:33,668 Priorities. Someone's got to earn the money 589 00:58:33,751 --> 00:58:36,334 so you brainy poofters can sit around stroking your chins 590 00:58:36,418 --> 00:58:38,418 and pulling onion out of your arses all day. 591 00:58:38,501 --> 00:58:40,168 Oh, hang on. 592 00:58:42,168 --> 00:58:44,168 - Yeah, I've got to do this. - Alright. 593 00:58:57,959 --> 00:58:58,918 Huh. 594 00:59:02,376 --> 00:59:04,084 Can we please talk about the incident? 595 00:59:04,168 --> 00:59:06,126 You know what they called me in training? 596 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,168 - No. - The Prophet. 597 00:59:07,251 --> 00:59:10,501 I had a sixth sense about what was going up and what was coming down. 598 00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:12,584 This isn't about the financial markets. 599 00:59:12,668 --> 00:59:15,376 I know what it is you are asking about. 600 00:59:19,584 --> 00:59:20,501 I know. 601 00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:25,168 Come on, then, up there. 602 00:59:30,584 --> 00:59:32,001 I made a killing in the city. 603 00:59:32,918 --> 00:59:35,918 I built the house, a real investment property. 604 00:59:36,001 --> 00:59:38,293 That's where the incident happened, at the house? 605 00:59:38,376 --> 00:59:40,334 When Maria finally got partnership, 606 00:59:41,459 --> 00:59:43,126 bingo, time to have a baby. 607 00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:46,876 But she was pushing 40 when we started, though, so... 608 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,668 Yeah, she had left it too late. 609 00:59:49,918 --> 00:59:53,001 She was drier than the Gobi Desert down there. 610 00:59:53,084 --> 00:59:56,126 Still, I said, "Not to worry." A splash of IVF. 611 00:59:56,209 --> 00:59:57,959 Get the old baby machine working again. 612 00:59:58,043 --> 01:00:00,168 I was at school with the top guy in that field. 613 01:00:00,251 --> 01:00:02,626 So, yeah, 30 grand later, 614 01:00:03,543 --> 01:00:04,584 bull's-eye! 615 01:00:04,668 --> 01:00:06,918 The old girl is finally up the duff. Oh. 616 01:00:07,501 --> 01:00:10,876 Why is it always the last key that unlocks everything? 617 01:00:11,584 --> 01:00:12,668 Hmm? 618 01:00:19,501 --> 01:00:20,751 Et voila! 619 01:00:21,501 --> 01:00:24,043 Everything was going great, and then seven months in, 620 01:00:24,126 --> 01:00:26,043 she suddenly started spotting. 621 01:00:26,376 --> 01:00:28,459 We pop her into a clinic for a couple of days. 622 01:00:28,543 --> 01:00:30,501 The best care money can buy. 623 01:00:30,584 --> 01:00:32,793 It was more like the bloody Savoy! 624 01:00:34,334 --> 01:00:37,126 So, I dropped her off. Popped home to do some paperwork-- 625 01:00:37,209 --> 01:00:38,584 Okay, what time was that? 626 01:00:39,126 --> 01:00:40,834 It was... 627 01:00:44,334 --> 01:00:46,209 Quarter to four. Hmm. 628 01:02:19,793 --> 01:02:20,918 Hmm. 629 01:04:38,293 --> 01:04:40,251 You actually saw that happen? 630 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:45,251 It's my understanding that a poltergeist is an evil spirit or an angry spirit. 631 01:04:45,334 --> 01:04:47,209 - Is that true? - No. 632 01:04:47,459 --> 01:04:49,584 There's absolutely no evidence to support that. 633 01:04:49,918 --> 01:04:50,918 Hmm. 634 01:04:51,709 --> 01:04:54,126 The guys at the hospital took Maria in for a scan, 635 01:04:54,209 --> 01:04:56,001 but they didn't want to show us. 636 01:04:56,251 --> 01:04:59,293 They said there were distortions on the screen or something. 637 01:04:59,376 --> 01:05:01,043 Sorry. 638 01:05:01,376 --> 01:05:03,751 I'm right in the middle of this Chinese thing. 639 01:05:11,376 --> 01:05:12,626 Yeah, so the scan? 640 01:05:19,501 --> 01:05:21,293 A bit chilly, Prof? 641 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,584 Sorry, I-- 642 01:05:23,043 --> 01:05:24,918 Have you ever killed anything, Mr Goodman? 643 01:05:27,293 --> 01:05:29,834 - Certainly not. - Nothing you'll admit to, eh? 644 01:05:32,959 --> 01:05:34,293 The doctors thought it best 645 01:05:34,376 --> 01:05:36,209 Maria spend another night in the hospital. 646 01:05:36,293 --> 01:05:37,626 So I went back to the house. 647 01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:39,751 I had a stack of work to do. 648 01:05:41,501 --> 01:05:44,459 You're supposed to feel safe in your own home, 649 01:05:44,543 --> 01:05:45,668 aren't you, Mr Goodman? 650 01:05:46,793 --> 01:05:48,584 Do you believe in evil, Professor? 651 01:05:49,626 --> 01:05:50,834 I didn't... 652 01:05:51,626 --> 01:05:52,751 until that night. 653 01:07:10,584 --> 01:07:11,709 Maria? 654 01:10:10,126 --> 01:10:11,251 Maria? 655 01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:13,834 We are dead. 656 01:10:15,543 --> 01:10:17,418 Why aren't you in the hospital? 657 01:10:35,668 --> 01:10:37,293 I managed to get out of the room. 658 01:10:39,876 --> 01:10:41,918 The phone rang while I was standing there. 659 01:10:42,001 --> 01:10:43,251 It was the hospital. 660 01:10:45,793 --> 01:10:47,751 I knew what they were going to tell me. 661 01:10:50,168 --> 01:10:53,084 The Prophet? 662 01:10:59,418 --> 01:11:00,876 Apparently, the birth was... 663 01:11:03,418 --> 01:11:04,584 He split her in two. 664 01:11:07,918 --> 01:11:11,001 I'm glad Maria never lived to see what Barty looked like. 665 01:11:11,084 --> 01:11:12,584 That would have destroyed her. 666 01:11:16,251 --> 01:11:19,084 No-one believed that Barty would have survived this long. 667 01:11:20,334 --> 01:11:24,293 But somehow life finds a way. 668 01:11:24,709 --> 01:11:26,501 It's what I've learned, that... 669 01:11:28,834 --> 01:11:29,709 life goes on. 670 01:11:38,001 --> 01:11:38,918 What? 671 01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:45,459 Fuck! Fuck! 672 01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:15,918 Mr Goodman, I didn't know you were here. 673 01:12:16,001 --> 01:12:20,001 - I know exactly what's going on. - Oh, thank God! What? 674 01:12:20,084 --> 01:12:23,626 This whole thing is a stupid, shitty hoax to get you back on TV. 675 01:12:23,709 --> 01:12:25,126 It's a way of usurping me. 676 01:12:25,209 --> 01:12:28,751 You are a lonely, jealous, bitter old man, and that's the truth. 677 01:12:28,834 --> 01:12:32,751 Mr Goodman, you wouldn't know the truth if it kissed you on the lips. 678 01:12:33,084 --> 01:12:34,168 Well, I know this. 679 01:12:34,251 --> 01:12:36,959 There is nothing in any of these stories 680 01:12:37,043 --> 01:12:40,168 that couldn't be explained away by any intelligent five-year-old. 681 01:12:40,251 --> 01:12:41,168 Nothing! 682 01:12:41,584 --> 01:12:46,293 You just can't find it in yourself, 683 01:12:46,793 --> 01:12:48,376 can you, Phillip? 684 01:12:50,876 --> 01:12:55,668 You can't find the humility to admit that perhaps, 685 01:12:55,751 --> 01:13:01,709 just perhaps, things are not always as they seem. 686 01:13:01,793 --> 01:13:05,001 And that is precisely my point. 687 01:13:05,418 --> 01:13:10,251 Everything. Everything is exactly as it seems. 688 01:13:10,334 --> 01:13:13,126 Are you sure about that? 689 01:13:13,668 --> 01:13:14,709 Yes. 690 01:13:54,209 --> 01:13:56,334 You don't know everything. 691 01:13:57,709 --> 01:13:58,793 Do you, bubeleh? 692 01:14:05,334 --> 01:14:06,293 Oh! 693 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:24,834 Sorry, can we cut? 694 01:14:28,084 --> 01:14:29,459 Who are you talking to? 695 01:14:31,043 --> 01:14:32,043 Phillip? 696 01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:34,251 The brain sees 697 01:14:35,543 --> 01:14:37,126 what it wants to see. 698 01:14:37,959 --> 01:14:41,168 Oh, I really want to show you something. May I? 699 01:15:28,751 --> 01:15:29,834 In you come. 700 01:15:30,418 --> 01:15:31,334 Come on! 701 01:15:32,543 --> 01:15:34,251 It will just be the four of us. 702 01:15:34,876 --> 01:15:37,001 You, me, Barty, 703 01:15:37,418 --> 01:15:39,959 and, uh, you know who. 704 01:16:10,043 --> 01:16:11,584 One last chance, Mr Goodman. 705 01:16:12,918 --> 01:16:14,293 Anything you want to tell me? 706 01:16:14,376 --> 01:16:15,584 About what? I-- 707 01:16:16,334 --> 01:16:18,418 Six? 79? 19? 708 01:16:22,168 --> 01:16:24,334 Jew-face, Jew-face, Goodman 709 01:16:25,626 --> 01:16:27,834 Mummy fucked a dog shit 710 01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:31,459 Okay, you weren't at school with me. Who are you? 711 01:16:31,543 --> 01:16:32,543 Who are you? 712 01:16:34,709 --> 01:16:36,418 Mr Brain Box, Clever Clogs. 713 01:16:36,501 --> 01:16:39,626 Over-achiever, living on his own, there's no-one there at home. 714 01:16:39,709 --> 01:16:41,084 Dare you turn some of that 715 01:16:41,168 --> 01:16:44,959 prize-nominated, never-quite-winning acuity onto yourself? 716 01:16:46,584 --> 01:16:48,418 Eleven? 92? 20? 717 01:16:51,418 --> 01:16:52,459 Huh. 718 01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:57,168 Come on. 719 01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,543 Wait, wait! Please. 720 01:17:09,709 --> 01:17:10,959 I don't like it. 721 01:17:38,334 --> 01:17:39,793 Do you want to go in? 722 01:17:45,334 --> 01:17:46,501 I can't. 723 01:17:53,668 --> 01:17:55,543 That's on my shirt! 724 01:17:57,001 --> 01:17:58,418 What are you doing, man? 725 01:17:59,043 --> 01:18:00,126 - Yuck! - Hey. 726 01:18:03,876 --> 01:18:06,501 Oi, Jew-face! Oi, Jew-face! 727 01:18:08,168 --> 01:18:09,334 Come here. 728 01:18:10,418 --> 01:18:11,626 I've got to go home. 729 01:18:11,709 --> 01:18:12,668 Come here! 730 01:18:13,209 --> 01:18:14,459 I got to go home for my tea. 731 01:18:14,543 --> 01:18:16,668 Or what, your fat pig of a mum will eat it? 732 01:18:19,209 --> 01:18:20,626 I won't tell you again, mate. 733 01:18:21,543 --> 01:18:22,626 Get here! 734 01:18:24,168 --> 01:18:25,251 Come on! 735 01:18:28,043 --> 01:18:30,376 I'm not going in there again, Freer. 736 01:18:30,709 --> 01:18:32,751 Don't shit yourself. It's not a gas chamber. 737 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:35,168 Stand over there. 738 01:18:36,668 --> 01:18:37,793 Go on. 739 01:18:59,709 --> 01:19:00,959 Yes! 740 01:19:01,293 --> 01:19:02,668 All right, pick one up. 741 01:19:02,751 --> 01:19:03,793 I don't want to. 742 01:19:03,876 --> 01:19:06,168 I don't give a shit what you want. Pick it up! 743 01:19:07,251 --> 01:19:08,334 Go on! 744 01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:13,168 - Put it in front of your face. - What? 745 01:19:13,251 --> 01:19:14,626 In front of your face! 746 01:19:17,418 --> 01:19:19,084 Now don't you fucking move. 747 01:19:29,168 --> 01:19:31,459 What are you playing? 748 01:19:31,543 --> 01:19:34,001 - What is going on here? - Hey, Kojak! 749 01:19:34,084 --> 01:19:35,209 Hey, come here, mate. 750 01:19:38,168 --> 01:19:40,626 Oh, my God! Come on, mate, quick. 751 01:19:40,709 --> 01:19:42,793 Hey, Kojak. Do you want to be in our gang? 752 01:19:43,543 --> 01:19:45,501 - Can I? - Yeah, of course you can, mate. 753 01:19:45,584 --> 01:19:47,084 If you think you're cool enough. 754 01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:50,959 Where you going? 755 01:19:51,043 --> 01:19:52,126 I need to get home. 756 01:19:52,209 --> 01:19:53,876 No, bollocks! You're staying here. 757 01:19:53,959 --> 01:19:55,501 Watch Kojak do the tenth number. 758 01:19:55,584 --> 01:19:57,126 Yeah, stay and watch. 759 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,626 Leave him be. He can't count. 760 01:19:58,709 --> 01:20:00,418 Yeah, I can. I can count to 100. 761 01:20:01,501 --> 01:20:03,626 See? Right, come here. Come here. 762 01:20:04,626 --> 01:20:06,584 You see that? On the side of the echo? 763 01:20:07,334 --> 01:20:08,459 What number is it? 764 01:20:09,168 --> 01:20:11,959 - Six. - Yeah! Well done! Well done! 765 01:20:12,751 --> 01:20:15,001 That's the first number of ten different numbers 766 01:20:15,084 --> 01:20:16,959 I've chalked up on the walls in there. 767 01:20:17,584 --> 01:20:20,126 All you have to do to be in our gang is go in, 768 01:20:20,668 --> 01:20:21,876 right the way in, 769 01:20:21,959 --> 01:20:24,959 keep walking until you find all ten of the numbers. 770 01:20:25,043 --> 01:20:28,376 And then remember which is the tenth one, yeah? 771 01:20:29,084 --> 01:20:30,501 Callahan, there aren't-- 772 01:20:31,126 --> 01:20:32,876 I just need to remember the tenth one? 773 01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:34,751 Yeah, only the tenth one. 774 01:20:34,834 --> 01:20:37,584 Look carefully, because some of them are quite far apart. 775 01:20:37,668 --> 01:20:38,959 Shut up! 776 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:42,668 When you come out and tell me what that tenth number is, 777 01:20:42,751 --> 01:20:45,251 you tell me the correct number, you can be in our gang. 778 01:20:47,626 --> 01:20:48,709 Yeah? 779 01:20:48,793 --> 01:20:50,001 - I'll start now? - Hang on. 780 01:20:51,168 --> 01:20:52,543 You're going to need this. 781 01:20:52,876 --> 01:20:54,251 It gets quite dark in there. 782 01:20:55,334 --> 01:20:57,459 All right, go get that tenth number, then. 783 01:20:57,918 --> 01:20:59,043 - Go on! - Yay! 784 01:21:10,918 --> 01:21:11,876 Go on. 785 01:21:15,543 --> 01:21:16,501 Six! 786 01:21:17,334 --> 01:21:18,834 Good start. 787 01:21:29,334 --> 01:21:30,793 Seventy-nine. 788 01:21:40,418 --> 01:21:41,668 Nineteen. 789 01:21:49,334 --> 01:21:50,959 - What were you gonna say? - Nothing. 790 01:21:51,043 --> 01:21:53,001 That there's no tenth number? 791 01:21:53,084 --> 01:21:54,376 No, I was not. 792 01:21:54,459 --> 01:21:57,001 Would you say you shit yourself when you tried it? 793 01:21:57,084 --> 01:21:58,959 Keep it zipped, or else! 794 01:21:59,043 --> 01:22:00,209 All right? 795 01:22:00,543 --> 01:22:01,543 Twenty. 796 01:22:09,168 --> 01:22:10,293 Forty-eight. 797 01:22:11,334 --> 01:22:13,501 I don't like it. I want to come out now. 798 01:22:13,584 --> 01:22:14,709 Oh, don't give up now! 799 01:22:16,584 --> 01:22:18,876 - Please! - Oh, keep going! 800 01:22:25,084 --> 01:22:27,209 I want to come out. It's really narrow. 801 01:22:27,293 --> 01:22:28,959 Don't you fucking dare, Kojak! 802 01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:32,626 We're not letting you out until you find that tenth number. 803 01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:26,668 Callahan! 804 01:23:30,001 --> 01:23:30,959 Callahan! 805 01:23:55,209 --> 01:23:57,251 You left him to die in there, didn't you? 806 01:23:57,459 --> 01:24:00,418 - What could I have done? - Told someone when you got home? 807 01:24:00,501 --> 01:24:02,376 Brought it up in assembly the next day? 808 01:24:02,459 --> 01:24:05,293 How about running into the echo to see if Desmond needed help? 809 01:24:05,376 --> 01:24:07,251 It was a fluke. It's one of those things. 810 01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:09,084 - A horrible accident. - How convenient. 811 01:24:09,168 --> 01:24:10,668 We didn't know he was asthmatic. 812 01:24:10,751 --> 01:24:12,876 The only fluke here is the fluke in his DNA 813 01:24:12,959 --> 01:24:15,001 that left him vulnerable to people like you. 814 01:24:15,501 --> 01:24:17,584 People like me? 815 01:24:18,584 --> 01:24:22,043 I have spent my life trying to help people. 816 01:24:22,126 --> 01:24:25,668 Trying to put back in, trying to help people to see the truth 817 01:24:25,751 --> 01:24:29,084 in amongst the sea of sentimental lies and crap. 818 01:24:29,168 --> 01:24:30,626 That's-- 819 01:24:30,709 --> 01:24:31,834 Don't laugh at me! 820 01:24:33,334 --> 01:24:35,376 I wasn't the one who made him go in there. 821 01:24:35,959 --> 01:24:39,543 I wasn't the one who called him Kojak to his face. 822 01:24:40,626 --> 01:24:44,168 And I wasn't the one who wouldn't let him come out when he wanted to. 823 01:24:44,251 --> 01:24:45,251 I did nothing. 824 01:24:45,334 --> 01:24:47,293 That's right, you did nothing. 825 01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:50,209 You passenger. 826 01:24:50,668 --> 01:24:53,084 And since then, how have you spent your days? 827 01:24:53,168 --> 01:24:56,084 Reducing life's biggest questions to atoms and molecules? 828 01:24:56,168 --> 01:24:59,126 It is just atoms and molecules. What else is there, for God's sake? 829 01:25:05,084 --> 01:25:07,793 Hello, here I come. 830 01:25:08,959 --> 01:25:10,709 Here I come. 831 01:25:12,043 --> 01:25:15,584 Barty, shh. It's okay. Look, look, look. 832 01:25:17,543 --> 01:25:19,751 Look, it's all right. Daddy's got Meow-Meow. 833 01:25:19,834 --> 01:25:21,626 It's all right. 834 01:25:25,751 --> 01:25:27,501 Here we go, a big one. 835 01:25:27,584 --> 01:25:29,709 Open wide. Open wide. Here. 836 01:25:30,584 --> 01:25:34,376 Yes, good boy. Good boy. 837 01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:37,168 Good boy. 838 01:25:41,376 --> 01:25:43,834 Come on, Barty. 839 01:25:44,251 --> 01:25:45,459 Oh, there's a good boy. 840 01:25:48,043 --> 01:25:48,959 Oh! 841 01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:51,084 Mr Goodman. 842 01:25:52,959 --> 01:25:54,293 For all your clever talk, 843 01:25:54,876 --> 01:25:57,251 you're really more scared than anyone, aren't you? 844 01:25:57,334 --> 01:26:00,376 What you've actually been doing with your life 845 01:26:00,459 --> 01:26:01,584 isn't helping others, 846 01:26:01,668 --> 01:26:04,918 it's running from your greatest fear, 847 01:26:05,001 --> 01:26:07,209 which is that there's more than the here and now. 848 01:26:08,209 --> 01:26:11,293 And that every action you've ever taken, or didn't take, 849 01:26:11,668 --> 01:26:13,001 has had an effect. 850 01:26:14,001 --> 01:26:15,626 It's left a little trace. 851 01:26:16,751 --> 01:26:18,293 A ghost of itself. 852 01:26:19,043 --> 01:26:20,376 That is true, isn't it? 853 01:26:31,793 --> 01:26:32,918 He's asleep. 854 01:26:36,834 --> 01:26:38,168 Come on. 855 01:27:00,876 --> 01:27:03,668 Please! 856 01:27:06,293 --> 01:27:07,334 Callahan! 857 01:27:08,543 --> 01:27:09,709 Callahan, I'm so sorry! 858 01:27:19,876 --> 01:27:24,168 Oh, no. Oh, no. Not again. 859 01:27:28,751 --> 01:27:30,126 Please? 860 01:27:35,376 --> 01:27:37,709 Please, please, please, please! 861 01:27:42,293 --> 01:27:45,209 Callahan, please, please, please! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! 862 01:27:46,793 --> 01:27:48,126 Please! 863 01:27:52,293 --> 01:27:53,626 Callahan! Callahan! 864 01:29:12,751 --> 01:29:14,793 ...and just went mad. 865 01:29:14,876 --> 01:29:18,709 "That is typical of you, " she said, "Lord Muck, always thinking of himself." 866 01:29:19,126 --> 01:29:22,084 Yes, I know I missed last Friday night, Mum. 867 01:29:22,168 --> 01:29:23,334 I'm sorry. 868 01:29:24,001 --> 01:29:27,084 You could tell Dad that I will be there this Friday, okay? 869 01:29:28,084 --> 01:29:30,709 Please, Mum. I am at work. 870 01:29:31,418 --> 01:29:32,543 I've got to go. 871 01:29:33,876 --> 01:29:35,043 I love you, too. Bye. 872 01:29:38,418 --> 01:29:39,959 Ah. Mr Priddle. 873 01:29:43,876 --> 01:29:46,376 Oh, yes. Professor Phillip Goodman. 874 01:29:46,459 --> 01:29:50,084 Admitted April 13th, 3:45 a.m., attempted suicide. 875 01:29:50,168 --> 01:29:53,876 Failed self-asphyxiation in his car. 876 01:29:55,043 --> 01:29:57,751 Silly bugger! Shotgun in the mouth, that's the way to do it! 877 01:29:57,834 --> 01:30:00,334 Oh, better see this. 878 01:30:02,251 --> 01:30:04,959 Mmm-hmm. Ha! 879 01:30:11,543 --> 01:30:12,793 Right. 880 01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:17,709 Neurological examination reveals... 881 01:30:18,793 --> 01:30:22,209 Fixed and dilated pupils. So... 882 01:30:22,293 --> 01:30:24,626 What is our verdict, Dr Rif-kind? 883 01:30:24,709 --> 01:30:25,876 Rifkind, uh... 884 01:30:26,834 --> 01:30:28,293 Coma. 885 01:30:28,876 --> 01:30:30,334 Uh, probable lock-in. 886 01:30:30,834 --> 01:30:32,043 He is here for keeps. 887 01:30:32,126 --> 01:30:35,918 Yeah, just one of those things. Lights are on, there's nobody home. 888 01:30:39,168 --> 01:30:42,001 Well, as my old professor Charlie Cameron used to say, 889 01:30:42,084 --> 01:30:46,126 "Let us hope his dreams are as sweet. Next room, laddie, next room." 890 01:31:01,709 --> 01:31:03,043 Hello again, sunbeam. 891 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:05,751 Don't mind me. 892 01:31:10,209 --> 01:31:13,209 Love has a way of conquering. 893 01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:15,376 Mike in Barnet, hello? 894 01:31:15,459 --> 01:31:18,418 Hi, Jeff, yes, it sounds silly, 895 01:31:18,501 --> 01:31:21,376 but we like doing everything together, whatever it is. 896 01:31:21,459 --> 01:31:23,959 Even if it is just getting a chinky on a Saturday night. 897 01:31:24,043 --> 01:31:25,459 Oh, fried rice, nice. 898 01:31:27,793 --> 01:31:30,584 Right, see you tomorrow. 899 01:31:31,876 --> 01:31:32,918 Be good! 900 01:31:33,293 --> 01:31:34,584 But you're right. 901 01:31:42,376 --> 01:31:43,834 Here we go, sunbeam. 902 01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:49,251 A little change of scenery.