WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:06.692 --> 00:01:10.282 There's a girl in this harbor town 2 00:01:10.445 --> 00:01:13.485 And she works layin' whiskey down 3 00:01:14.116 --> 00:01:17.906 They say, "Brandy, fetch another round" 4 00:01:18.078 --> 00:01:21.118 And she serves them whiskey and wine 5 00:01:21.290 --> 00:01:25.250 The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl" 6 00:01:25.419 --> 00:01:29.259 "What a good wife you would be" 7 00:01:40.309 --> 00:01:42.099 -Come on! -Slow down! 8 00:01:42.269 --> 00:01:44.269 This way, my river lily! Come on! 9 00:01:47.065 --> 00:01:48.315 Where are you taking me? 10 00:01:48.483 --> 00:01:49.403 Come on, come on. 11 00:01:49.860 --> 00:01:51.780 Look. Look! 12 00:01:51.945 --> 00:01:53.855 Oh, it's beautiful! 13 00:01:54.031 --> 00:01:56.121 I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil... 14 00:01:56.283 --> 00:01:57.533 but it rooted quickly. 15 00:01:57.701 --> 00:02:00.371 And soon, it'll be everywhere. 16 00:02:00.537 --> 00:02:03.537 All across the universe. 17 00:02:04.875 --> 00:02:06.885 Well, I don't know what you're talking about... 18 00:02:07.044 --> 00:02:08.674 but I like the way you say it. 19 00:02:09.129 --> 00:02:10.589 My heart is yours... 20 00:02:11.632 --> 00:02:13.342 Meredith Quill. 21 00:02:14.426 --> 00:02:17.756 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman. 22 00:03:10.440 --> 00:03:12.530 Showtime, a-holes! 23 00:03:13.235 --> 00:03:15.455 It will be here any minute. 24 00:03:15.612 --> 00:03:17.412 Which will be its loss. 25 00:03:17.573 --> 00:03:19.073 I thought your thing was a sword? 26 00:03:19.241 --> 00:03:21.281 We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast... 27 00:03:21.451 --> 00:03:23.831 from feeding on those batteries, and I'm gonna stop it with a sword? 28 00:03:24.329 --> 00:03:26.369 It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine. 29 00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:29.250 But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that. 30 00:03:29.418 --> 00:03:32.748 Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs? 31 00:03:32.921 --> 00:03:34.261 It hurts. 32 00:03:34.423 --> 00:03:35.303 It hurts? 33 00:03:37.009 --> 00:03:38.589 I have sensitive nipples. 34 00:03:39.678 --> 00:03:42.348 "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" 35 00:03:42.514 --> 00:03:44.104 What about him? What's he doing? 36 00:03:44.266 --> 00:03:46.766 I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work. 37 00:03:46.935 --> 00:03:48.185 How is that a priority? 38 00:03:48.353 --> 00:03:50.733 Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much. 39 00:03:50.898 --> 00:03:52.438 No, I actually agree with Drax on this. 40 00:03:52.608 --> 00:03:54.028 That's hardly important right now. 41 00:03:54.193 --> 00:03:56.573 Okay. Sure, Quill. 42 00:03:56.737 --> 00:03:59.657 No, seriously, I side with Drax. 43 00:03:59.823 --> 00:04:03.163 No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now. 44 00:04:03.744 --> 00:04:05.504 I can clearly see you winking. 45 00:04:05.787 --> 00:04:08.077 Damn it. I'm using my left eye? 46 00:04:13.921 --> 00:04:15.261 I am Groot. 47 00:04:15.422 --> 00:04:17.552 They were not looking at you funny. 48 00:04:22.054 --> 00:04:23.934 Well, that's intense. 49 00:05:26.243 --> 00:05:27.243 Groot! 50 00:05:42.593 --> 00:05:44.933 Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt! 51 00:05:45.095 --> 00:05:46.095 Hi. 52 00:06:28.555 --> 00:06:30.805 No! Spit it out! 53 00:06:30.974 --> 00:06:32.144 Come on! 54 00:06:35.145 --> 00:06:36.555 Disgusting! 55 00:07:38.250 --> 00:07:41.040 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. 56 00:07:41.545 --> 00:07:43.385 I must cut through it from the inside. 57 00:07:43.547 --> 00:07:44.417 Huh? 58 00:07:44.590 --> 00:07:47.050 No, no! Drax, wait a minute! 59 00:07:47.217 --> 00:07:48.087 Drax! 60 00:07:57.936 --> 00:07:59.226 What is he doing? 61 00:07:59.396 --> 00:08:02.226 He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he... 62 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:04.109 -That doesn't make any sense! -I tried telling him that! 63 00:08:04.276 --> 00:08:06.736 Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside! 64 00:08:06.904 --> 00:08:08.614 I realize that. 65 00:08:12.242 --> 00:08:14.412 There is a cut on its neck. 66 00:08:14.578 --> 00:08:16.788 Rocket, get it to look up. 67 00:08:19.041 --> 00:08:21.881 Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here! 68 00:08:30.594 --> 00:08:32.104 Watch it, Quill! 69 00:09:18.976 --> 00:09:20.976 Yes! I have single-handedly... 70 00:09:21.979 --> 00:09:23.269 vanquished the beast! 71 00:09:26.316 --> 00:09:27.476 What? 72 00:09:37.494 --> 00:09:38.834 What are they called again? 73 00:09:39.288 --> 00:09:40.658 Anulax batteries. 74 00:09:40.831 --> 00:09:43.041 Harbulary batteries. 75 00:09:43.208 --> 00:09:45.498 That's nothing like what I just said. 76 00:09:45.669 --> 00:09:47.379 But they're worth thousands of units apiece... 77 00:09:47.546 --> 00:09:49.666 which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them. 78 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:53.220 Careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended. 79 00:09:53.385 --> 00:09:55.175 The cost of transgression is death. 80 00:09:56.513 --> 00:10:00.523 We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line. 81 00:10:00.684 --> 00:10:04.694 We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. 82 00:10:05.522 --> 00:10:09.362 Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. 83 00:10:09.526 --> 00:10:12.696 Impeccable, both physically and mentally. 84 00:10:12.863 --> 00:10:15.033 We control the DNA of our progeny... 85 00:10:15.199 --> 00:10:17.529 germinating them in birthing pods. 86 00:10:17.701 --> 00:10:21.201 I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way. 87 00:10:22.706 --> 00:10:24.866 Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson... 88 00:10:25.375 --> 00:10:28.545 in the archaic ways of our ancestors. 89 00:10:28.712 --> 00:10:30.842 For academic purposes. 90 00:10:31.006 --> 00:10:32.796 I would be honored, yes. 91 00:10:32.966 --> 00:10:34.966 In the name of research... 92 00:10:35.135 --> 00:10:37.635 I think that could be pretty... 93 00:10:37.804 --> 00:10:39.064 repulsive. 94 00:10:39.890 --> 00:10:41.350 I'm not into that kind of casual... 95 00:10:41.517 --> 00:10:42.557 Oh, please. 96 00:10:42.726 --> 00:10:46.016 Your people promised something in exchange for our services. 97 00:10:46.188 --> 00:10:47.478 Bring it... 98 00:10:47.648 --> 00:10:49.228 and we shall gladly be on our way. 99 00:11:03.205 --> 00:11:05.585 Family reunion. Yay. 100 00:11:05.749 --> 00:11:08.249 I understand she is your sister. 101 00:11:08.418 --> 00:11:12.708 She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar. 102 00:11:13.090 --> 00:11:17.260 Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. 103 00:11:18.262 --> 00:11:20.182 Do with her as you please. 104 00:11:23.684 --> 00:11:25.444 We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha. 105 00:11:25.894 --> 00:11:28.444 What is your heritage, Mr. Quill? 106 00:11:31.733 --> 00:11:33.233 My mother is from Earth. 107 00:11:33.485 --> 00:11:35.275 And your father? 108 00:11:36.780 --> 00:11:39.780 He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know. 109 00:11:39.950 --> 00:11:41.450 I see it within you. 110 00:11:41.952 --> 00:11:45.122 An unorthodox genealogy. 111 00:11:45.289 --> 00:11:49.499 A hybrid that seems particularly... 112 00:11:50.460 --> 00:11:52.090 reckless. 113 00:11:53.088 --> 00:11:56.128 You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags... 114 00:11:57.426 --> 00:11:58.926 but that isn't true at all. 115 00:12:03.974 --> 00:12:04.814 Oh, shit. 116 00:12:04.975 --> 00:12:06.985 I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? 117 00:12:07.144 --> 00:12:09.524 I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back. 118 00:12:11.523 --> 00:12:13.193 Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you. 119 00:12:13.358 --> 00:12:15.108 You're telling me. 120 00:12:15.277 --> 00:12:16.487 You wanna buy some batteries? 121 00:12:29.166 --> 00:12:33.166 All right, let's get baldy to Xandar and collect that bounty. 122 00:13:25.389 --> 00:13:27.559 That stuff about my father... 123 00:13:27.724 --> 00:13:29.734 Who does she think she is? 124 00:13:29.893 --> 00:13:32.193 I know you're sensitive about that. 125 00:13:32.354 --> 00:13:34.524 I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is. 126 00:13:36.233 --> 00:13:39.243 Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess. 127 00:13:39.570 --> 00:13:40.950 I wasn't. 128 00:13:41.113 --> 00:13:43.243 I don't care if you were. 129 00:13:43.407 --> 00:13:45.197 Well, I feel like you do care. 130 00:13:45.367 --> 00:13:47.737 That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry! 131 00:13:47.911 --> 00:13:50.081 Gamora is not the one for you, Quill. 132 00:13:50.914 --> 00:13:52.044 Damn shadow. 133 00:13:52.291 --> 00:13:54.251 There are two types of beings in the universe... 134 00:13:54.418 --> 00:13:56.128 those who dance, and those who do not. 135 00:13:56.545 --> 00:13:58.255 Mm-hmm. 136 00:13:58.463 --> 00:14:00.423 I first met my beloved at a war rally. 137 00:14:00.591 --> 00:14:01.421 Oh, God. 138 00:14:01.592 --> 00:14:04.552 Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing. 139 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:06.390 Except one woman. 140 00:14:06.638 --> 00:14:08.098 My Ovette. 141 00:14:08.891 --> 00:14:11.061 I knew immediately she was the one for me. 142 00:14:11.226 --> 00:14:13.766 The most melodic song in the world could be playing. 143 00:14:14.313 --> 00:14:16.613 She wouldn't even tap her foot. 144 00:14:17.441 --> 00:14:19.571 Wouldn't move a muscle. 145 00:14:19.735 --> 00:14:22.455 One might assume she was dead. 146 00:14:22.613 --> 00:14:24.073 That does sound pretty hot. 147 00:14:24.615 --> 00:14:27.245 It would make my nether regions engorge. 148 00:14:27.409 --> 00:14:29.289 Okay. I get it, yes. 149 00:14:29.453 --> 00:14:31.253 I'm a dancer, Gamora is not. 150 00:14:31.413 --> 00:14:35.083 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you. 151 00:14:40.464 --> 00:14:43.304 I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root. 152 00:14:43.467 --> 00:14:44.967 No. It's not ripe yet... 153 00:14:45.135 --> 00:14:46.135 and I hate you. 154 00:14:46.303 --> 00:14:47.513 You hate me? 155 00:14:47.679 --> 00:14:50.349 You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself. 156 00:14:50.516 --> 00:14:52.676 And yet here you stand, a hero. 157 00:14:52.851 --> 00:14:55.691 I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and I will kill you. 158 00:14:56.146 --> 00:14:57.356 I swear. 159 00:14:57.523 --> 00:14:58.653 No. 160 00:14:58.815 --> 00:15:02.185 You're gonna live out the rest of your days in a prison on Xandar... 161 00:15:02.361 --> 00:15:03.781 wishing you could. 162 00:15:10.661 --> 00:15:11.661 This is weird. 163 00:15:11.828 --> 00:15:13.538 We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear. 164 00:15:13.705 --> 00:15:14.705 Why would they do that? 165 00:15:14.873 --> 00:15:16.503 Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries. 166 00:15:16.667 --> 00:15:17.497 Dude! 167 00:15:18.168 --> 00:15:18.998 Right. 168 00:15:19.169 --> 00:15:20.339 He didn't steal some of those. 169 00:15:20.504 --> 00:15:22.214 I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is. 170 00:15:33.350 --> 00:15:35.190 What were you thinking? 171 00:15:35.352 --> 00:15:36.642 Dude, they were really easy to steal! 172 00:15:36.812 --> 00:15:38.192 -That's your defense? -Come on! 173 00:15:38.355 --> 00:15:40.685 You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. 174 00:15:40.858 --> 00:15:42.528 Now I'm teaching her a lesson! 175 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:45.900 I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. 176 00:15:46.071 --> 00:15:48.531 It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions... 177 00:15:48.699 --> 00:15:50.369 -and they're trying to kill us. -Exactly! 178 00:15:50.534 --> 00:15:52.164 I was being sarcastic! 179 00:15:52.327 --> 00:15:53.367 Oh, no! 180 00:15:53.537 --> 00:15:55.867 You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish! 181 00:15:56.248 --> 00:15:57.538 Can we put the bickering on hold... 182 00:15:57.708 --> 00:15:59.708 until after we survive this massive space battle? 183 00:15:59.877 --> 00:16:01.537 -More incoming! -Good! 184 00:16:01.712 --> 00:16:03.212 I wanna kill some guys! 185 00:16:11.054 --> 00:16:12.394 You're not killing anyone. 186 00:16:12.556 --> 00:16:14.266 All those ships are remotely piloted. 187 00:16:17.686 --> 00:16:18.556 Damn it! 188 00:16:29.281 --> 00:16:31.201 What is the delay, Admiral? 189 00:16:31.366 --> 00:16:35.406 High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible... 190 00:16:35.579 --> 00:16:36.749 and could destroy the entire fleet. 191 00:16:36.914 --> 00:16:39.624 Our concern is their slight against our people. 192 00:16:40.375 --> 00:16:43.455 We hired them and they steal from us. 193 00:16:44.588 --> 00:16:46.088 It is heresy of the highest order. 194 00:16:47.925 --> 00:16:49.975 All command modules... 195 00:16:50.135 --> 00:16:52.715 fire with the intent to kill. 196 00:17:02.105 --> 00:17:03.935 What's the nearest habitable planet? 197 00:17:04.942 --> 00:17:06.282 It's called Berhert. 198 00:17:06.443 --> 00:17:08.073 -How many jumps? -Only one. 199 00:17:08.237 --> 00:17:11.317 But the access point is 47 clicks away. 200 00:17:11.490 --> 00:17:14.330 And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field. 201 00:17:23.752 --> 00:17:24.962 Quill, to make it through that... 202 00:17:25.128 --> 00:17:26.798 you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe. 203 00:17:26.964 --> 00:17:27.964 Lucky for us, I... 204 00:17:28.131 --> 00:17:29.631 I am. 205 00:17:42.312 --> 00:17:43.152 What are you doing? 206 00:17:43.313 --> 00:17:45.323 I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old. 207 00:17:45.482 --> 00:17:48.532 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft. 208 00:17:48.694 --> 00:17:51.324 You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag! 209 00:17:51.822 --> 00:17:52.822 Stop it. 210 00:17:52.990 --> 00:17:54.660 Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed... 211 00:17:54.825 --> 00:17:56.835 and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case. 212 00:17:56.994 --> 00:17:58.374 And you're gonna be like, "What's this?" 213 00:17:58.537 --> 00:18:00.327 And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there! 214 00:18:01.999 --> 00:18:04.209 You put your turd in my bed, I shave you. 215 00:18:04.376 --> 00:18:05.786 It won't be my turd. 216 00:18:05.961 --> 00:18:07.341 It will be Drax's. 217 00:18:09.840 --> 00:18:11.800 I have famously huge turds. 218 00:18:11.967 --> 00:18:14.337 We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing? 219 00:18:17.014 --> 00:18:18.014 Son of a... 220 00:18:18.182 --> 00:18:19.642 Dude! Seriously! 221 00:18:20.350 --> 00:18:21.350 Hey! Let me... 222 00:18:35.699 --> 00:18:37.029 Idiots! 223 00:18:37.201 --> 00:18:39.081 Well, that's what you get when Quill flies. 224 00:18:41.538 --> 00:18:43.828 We still have a Sovereign craft behind us. 225 00:18:46.668 --> 00:18:48.498 Our weapons are down. 226 00:18:48.670 --> 00:18:50.710 20 clicks to the jump! 227 00:18:53.884 --> 00:18:54.724 Hold on. 228 00:19:05.103 --> 00:19:07.233 It's not ripe. 229 00:19:15.072 --> 00:19:17.242 Come on, Zylak. You can do this. 230 00:19:20.744 --> 00:19:22.544 Yes! 231 00:19:23.622 --> 00:19:25.712 15 clicks to the jump! 232 00:19:26.124 --> 00:19:27.254 Come on! 233 00:19:28.043 --> 00:19:29.593 Keep going! 234 00:19:43.809 --> 00:19:45.019 10 clicks! 235 00:19:48.605 --> 00:19:50.355 Die, spaceship! 236 00:19:55.153 --> 00:19:56.453 You suck, Zylak. 237 00:19:56.613 --> 00:19:57.613 Typical. 238 00:20:00.367 --> 00:20:01.327 Five clicks! 239 00:20:07.124 --> 00:20:08.674 Son of a... 240 00:20:09.126 --> 00:20:10.996 They went around the field! 241 00:20:25.309 --> 00:20:27.639 Someone destroyed all our ships! 242 00:20:27.811 --> 00:20:29.021 What? 243 00:20:31.815 --> 00:20:33.685 Who? 244 00:20:34.651 --> 00:20:36.071 One click! 245 00:20:37.237 --> 00:20:38.987 -What is that? -Who cares? 246 00:20:39.156 --> 00:20:40.526 That's the jump point! Go! 247 00:20:44.203 --> 00:20:46.003 It's a guy. 248 00:20:53.170 --> 00:20:54.000 Oh, my God. 249 00:20:54.171 --> 00:20:55.551 He's still out there? 250 00:21:22.699 --> 00:21:24.829 Groot, put your seatbelt on! 251 00:21:25.619 --> 00:21:27.999 Prepare for a really bad landing! 252 00:22:08.620 --> 00:22:10.580 That was awesome! 253 00:22:12.082 --> 00:22:13.082 Yes! 254 00:22:15.127 --> 00:22:16.417 Look at this! 255 00:22:17.171 --> 00:22:18.761 Where is the other half of our ship? 256 00:22:18.922 --> 00:22:19.922 My ship. 257 00:22:20.090 --> 00:22:23.720 Either one of you could have gotten us through that field... Had you flown 258 00:22:23.886 --> 00:22:26.756 with what's between your ears instead of what's between your legs! 259 00:22:27.347 --> 00:22:30.177 If what's between my legs had a hand on it... 260 00:22:30.350 --> 00:22:32.480 I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it. 261 00:22:33.562 --> 00:22:35.272 Peter, we almost died because of your arrogance. 262 00:22:35.439 --> 00:22:37.069 More like because he stole... 263 00:22:37.232 --> 00:22:38.442 the Anulax batteries! 264 00:22:38.609 --> 00:22:40.779 They're called Harbulary batteries. 265 00:22:40.944 --> 00:22:42.454 No, they're not! 266 00:22:42.779 --> 00:22:44.489 Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? 267 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:46.620 I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch." 268 00:22:46.783 --> 00:22:48.703 I did it because I wanted to! 269 00:22:48.869 --> 00:22:49.619 Dick. 270 00:22:49.786 --> 00:22:51.576 What are we even talking about this for? 271 00:22:51.747 --> 00:22:54.367 We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships! 272 00:22:54.541 --> 00:22:55.421 How little? 273 00:22:55.584 --> 00:22:57.464 Well, I don't know, like this? 274 00:22:57.878 --> 00:22:59.458 A little one-inch man saved us? 275 00:22:59.630 --> 00:23:01.840 Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger. 276 00:23:02.007 --> 00:23:04.297 That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon. 277 00:23:04.468 --> 00:23:05.888 Don't call me a raccoon! 278 00:23:06.261 --> 00:23:08.681 I'm sorry. I took it too far. 279 00:23:09.515 --> 00:23:10.855 I meant trash panda. 280 00:23:13.143 --> 00:23:14.393 Is that better? 281 00:23:14.853 --> 00:23:16.563 I don't know. 282 00:23:16.730 --> 00:23:18.940 It's worse. It's so much worse. 283 00:23:19.107 --> 00:23:20.397 You son of a... 284 00:23:20.567 --> 00:23:21.277 Hey! 285 00:23:21.443 --> 00:23:22.743 -I've had it with you! -No! Back up! 286 00:23:22.903 --> 00:23:24.653 Someone followed you through the jump point. 287 00:23:26.782 --> 00:23:28.912 Set me free, you'll need my help. 288 00:23:29.076 --> 00:23:30.156 I'm not a fool, Nebula. 289 00:23:30.327 --> 00:23:32.247 You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat. 290 00:23:32.412 --> 00:23:33.582 You'll attack me the moment I let you go. 291 00:23:33.747 --> 00:23:34.747 No, I won't. 292 00:23:34.915 --> 00:23:38.135 You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie. 293 00:23:38.293 --> 00:23:40.383 I bet it's the one-inch man. 294 00:24:12.244 --> 00:24:16.044 After all these years, I've found you. 295 00:24:16.748 --> 00:24:18.498 And who the hell are you? 296 00:24:19.293 --> 00:24:22.503 I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. 297 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:25.879 My name is Ego... 298 00:24:27.301 --> 00:24:28.761 and I'm your dad, Peter. 299 00:24:45.152 --> 00:24:46.702 You know what they say... 300 00:24:46.862 --> 00:24:49.822 "You're out of luck until you've gone duck." 301 00:25:16.558 --> 00:25:17.978 Yondu! 302 00:25:18.685 --> 00:25:20.685 Come on down! 303 00:25:32.324 --> 00:25:34.494 After going around years in circles... 304 00:25:34.660 --> 00:25:36.450 with this woman I end up marrying. 305 00:25:36.620 --> 00:25:39.330 I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl... 306 00:25:39.498 --> 00:25:40.918 "but you're losing your mind!" 307 00:25:41.083 --> 00:25:43.043 Then again, she's always been that way. 308 00:25:43.210 --> 00:25:44.960 I could never trust her. You know? 309 00:25:45.128 --> 00:25:46.208 Stakar. 310 00:25:50.384 --> 00:25:52.184 It's been some time. 311 00:25:56.223 --> 00:26:00.233 It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable. 312 00:26:06.525 --> 00:26:07.285 -Sir! -Stakar! 313 00:26:07.442 --> 00:26:09.782 There's a hundred Ravager factions. 314 00:26:09.945 --> 00:26:12.995 You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one. 315 00:26:13.156 --> 00:26:14.656 Please, sir. Please! 316 00:26:14.825 --> 00:26:16.205 Get away from me. 317 00:26:21.498 --> 00:26:24.328 You can go to hell then! 318 00:26:24.501 --> 00:26:26.751 I don't give a damn what you think of me! 319 00:26:27.087 --> 00:26:28.877 So what are you following us for? 320 00:26:29.047 --> 00:26:30.377 Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say! 321 00:26:30.549 --> 00:26:33.339 I don't gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! 322 00:26:33.510 --> 00:26:35.350 Ravagers don't deal in kids. 323 00:26:35.512 --> 00:26:38.432 I told you before! I didn't know what was going on! 324 00:26:38.599 --> 00:26:41.099 You didn't know because you didn't want to know because it made you rich. 325 00:26:41.268 --> 00:26:45.608 I demand a seat at the table! I wear these flames, same as you. 326 00:26:45.772 --> 00:26:47.862 You may dress like us... 327 00:26:48.025 --> 00:26:50.535 but you'll never hear the Horns of Freedom when you die, Yondu. 328 00:26:50.694 --> 00:26:52.534 And the Colors of Ogord... 329 00:26:52.696 --> 00:26:56.116 will never flash over your grave. 330 00:26:57.409 --> 00:26:58.699 If you think... 331 00:26:59.870 --> 00:27:03.040 I take pleasure in exiling you... 332 00:27:04.791 --> 00:27:06.541 you're wrong. 333 00:27:07.711 --> 00:27:10.631 You broke all our hearts. 334 00:27:26.063 --> 00:27:27.563 Pathetic. 335 00:27:28.732 --> 00:27:30.732 First, Quill betrays us... 336 00:27:30.901 --> 00:27:34.151 and Yondu just lets him go scot-free. 337 00:27:35.072 --> 00:27:37.452 We followed him because he was the one... 338 00:27:37.616 --> 00:27:40.116 who wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done. 339 00:27:40.285 --> 00:27:42.615 Seems he's goin' soft. 340 00:27:43.080 --> 00:27:45.580 If he's so soft, why are you whispering? 341 00:27:46.166 --> 00:27:47.996 You know I'm right, Kraglin. 342 00:27:48.168 --> 00:27:52.588 You best be very careful what you say about our captain. 343 00:27:52.756 --> 00:27:54.256 Who the hell is that? 344 00:28:34.339 --> 00:28:36.049 Yondu Udonta... 345 00:28:36.633 --> 00:28:38.893 I have a proposition for you. 346 00:28:39.386 --> 00:28:41.506 I hired Yondu to pick you up... 347 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:43.720 when your mother passed away. 348 00:28:43.891 --> 00:28:45.731 But instead of returning you... 349 00:28:45.893 --> 00:28:47.643 Yondu kept you. 350 00:28:47.811 --> 00:28:50.521 I have no clue as to why. 351 00:28:51.523 --> 00:28:52.983 Well, I'll tell you why. 352 00:28:53.150 --> 00:28:55.190 Because I was a skinny little kid who 353 00:28:55.277 --> 00:28:56.317 could squeeze into places adults couldn't. 354 00:28:56.361 --> 00:28:57.821 It made it easier for thievin'. 355 00:28:57.988 --> 00:29:01.318 Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since. 356 00:29:02.159 --> 00:29:03.449 I thought Yondu was your father. 357 00:29:03.619 --> 00:29:05.659 What? We've been together this whole time... 358 00:29:05.829 --> 00:29:08.619 and you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative? 359 00:29:08.790 --> 00:29:10.000 You look exactly alike. 360 00:29:10.167 --> 00:29:11.837 One's blue! 361 00:29:13.462 --> 00:29:15.132 No, he's not my father! 362 00:29:15.297 --> 00:29:17.717 Yondu was the guy who abducted me... 363 00:29:17.883 --> 00:29:19.683 kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... 364 00:29:19.843 --> 00:29:21.893 and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me. 365 00:29:22.054 --> 00:29:23.354 -Eat you? -Yeah. 366 00:29:23.514 --> 00:29:25.644 That son of a bitch. 367 00:29:25.807 --> 00:29:27.177 How'd you locate us now? 368 00:29:27.893 --> 00:29:30.903 Even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known... 369 00:29:31.063 --> 00:29:33.573 we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord. 370 00:29:33.732 --> 00:29:36.032 What say we head out there right now? 371 00:29:36.193 --> 00:29:38.403 Your associates are welcome. Even that triangle-faced monkey there. 372 00:29:39.696 --> 00:29:40.906 I promise you... 373 00:29:41.490 --> 00:29:43.490 it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. 374 00:29:44.201 --> 00:29:45.371 And there... 375 00:29:45.869 --> 00:29:49.659 I can explain your very special heritage. 376 00:29:50.874 --> 00:29:52.714 Finally get to be... 377 00:29:52.876 --> 00:29:55.546 the father I've always wanted to be. 378 00:29:57.047 --> 00:29:58.547 Excuse me. 379 00:29:59.049 --> 00:30:00.379 I've gotta take a whiz. 380 00:30:06.557 --> 00:30:08.387 I'm not buying it. 381 00:30:10.561 --> 00:30:12.231 Let's go take a walk. 382 00:30:18.902 --> 00:30:20.452 I am Mantis. 383 00:30:24.241 --> 00:30:25.741 What are you doing? 384 00:30:25.909 --> 00:30:27.289 Smiling. 385 00:30:28.120 --> 00:30:30.620 I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you. 386 00:30:31.707 --> 00:30:33.747 Not if you do it like that. 387 00:30:35.419 --> 00:30:38.049 I was raised alone on Ego's planet. 388 00:30:38.213 --> 00:30:42.933 I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. 389 00:30:45.262 --> 00:30:48.892 Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable. 390 00:30:51.727 --> 00:30:52.767 Yes. 391 00:31:01.987 --> 00:31:05.777 That is called a practical joke! 392 00:31:08.952 --> 00:31:11.082 I liked it very much! 393 00:31:11.246 --> 00:31:12.906 I just made it up! 394 00:31:15.918 --> 00:31:16.788 Give me a break! 395 00:31:17.628 --> 00:31:19.958 After all this time, you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden... 396 00:31:20.130 --> 00:31:21.970 -you wanna be my dad? -I hear you. 397 00:31:22.132 --> 00:31:24.132 And by the way, this could be a trap. 398 00:31:24.301 --> 00:31:25.841 The Kree purists, the Ravagers... 399 00:31:26.011 --> 00:31:27.681 -they all want us dead. -I know, but... 400 00:31:27.846 --> 00:31:28.806 But what? 401 00:31:28.972 --> 00:31:31.432 What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau? 402 00:31:31.600 --> 00:31:32.520 Who? 403 00:31:32.684 --> 00:31:33.984 He owned a magic boat? 404 00:31:35.938 --> 00:31:37.148 David Hasselhoff? 405 00:31:37.314 --> 00:31:38.194 Right. 406 00:31:38.357 --> 00:31:40.437 Not a magic boat. A talking car. 407 00:31:40.609 --> 00:31:41.649 Why did he talk again? 408 00:31:41.818 --> 00:31:45.278 To help him fight crime, and to be supportive. 409 00:31:45.447 --> 00:31:47.987 As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket... 410 00:31:48.158 --> 00:31:49.868 and you would tell all the other children... 411 00:31:50.035 --> 00:31:52.155 that he was your father, but that he was out of town. 412 00:31:52.329 --> 00:31:54.869 Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany. 413 00:31:55.040 --> 00:31:57.380 I told you that when I was drunk. Why are you bringing that up now? 414 00:31:57.543 --> 00:31:58.543 I love that story. 415 00:31:58.710 --> 00:32:00.670 I hate that story. 416 00:32:00.838 --> 00:32:02.378 It's so sad! 417 00:32:03.173 --> 00:32:07.553 As a kid, I used to see all the other kids off playing catch with their dad. 418 00:32:07.719 --> 00:32:10.389 And I wanted that, more than anything in the world! 419 00:32:11.139 --> 00:32:12.849 That's my point, Peter. 420 00:32:13.684 --> 00:32:16.564 What if this man is your Hasselhoff? 421 00:32:19.982 --> 00:32:21.522 If he ends up being evil... 422 00:32:22.901 --> 00:32:24.531 we will just kill him. 423 00:32:32.744 --> 00:32:34.084 You're leaving me with that fox? 424 00:32:34.246 --> 00:32:35.406 He's not a fox. 425 00:32:35.581 --> 00:32:37.581 Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. 426 00:32:38.667 --> 00:32:41.037 -Or if you feel like it. -Okay. 427 00:32:42.212 --> 00:32:44.592 It'll be just a couple of days. 428 00:32:44.756 --> 00:32:47.546 We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship. 429 00:32:50.846 --> 00:32:52.676 What if the Sovereign come? 430 00:32:52.848 --> 00:32:54.888 There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go. 431 00:32:55.058 --> 00:32:56.688 I'm uncertain about parting ways. 432 00:32:56.852 --> 00:32:58.402 God, you're like an old woman. 433 00:32:58.562 --> 00:33:00.272 Because I'm wise? 434 00:33:01.231 --> 00:33:03.191 Why do you have so much luggage? 435 00:33:03.358 --> 00:33:05.528 I don't want Groot playing with my things. 436 00:33:08.572 --> 00:33:11.242 I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy. 437 00:33:13.243 --> 00:33:17.083 What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? 438 00:33:17.873 --> 00:33:19.923 Because it's working. 439 00:33:23.295 --> 00:33:28.595 And if you don't love me now You will never love me again 440 00:33:29.593 --> 00:33:34.763 I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain 441 00:33:34.932 --> 00:33:37.932 And if you don't love me now 442 00:33:38.101 --> 00:33:41.231 You will never love me again 443 00:33:41.396 --> 00:33:45.276 I can still hear you saying 444 00:33:45.442 --> 00:33:47.492 You would never break the chain 445 00:33:47.653 --> 00:33:50.783 And if you don't love me now 446 00:33:50.948 --> 00:33:53.658 You will never love me again 447 00:33:53.825 --> 00:33:56.785 I can still hear you saying 448 00:33:56.954 --> 00:34:00.504 You would never break the chain 449 00:34:07.339 --> 00:34:09.299 Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 450 00:34:11.176 --> 00:34:13.636 No one has ever asked me a personal question. 451 00:34:13.971 --> 00:34:15.511 Your antennae, what are they for? 452 00:34:16.181 --> 00:34:17.141 Their purpose? 453 00:34:17.307 --> 00:34:19.137 Yes. Quill and I have a bet. 454 00:34:19.309 --> 00:34:21.519 Dude. You're not supposed to say that! 455 00:34:22.479 --> 00:34:23.559 I say... 456 00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:26.070 if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low... 457 00:34:26.233 --> 00:34:28.993 your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated. 458 00:34:29.152 --> 00:34:31.322 Right. And if it's anything other than... 459 00:34:31.488 --> 00:34:34.908 you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win. 460 00:34:35.075 --> 00:34:37.575 They are not for feeling doorways. 461 00:34:39.496 --> 00:34:40.536 I think... 462 00:34:40.706 --> 00:34:43.496 they have something to do with my empathic abilities. 463 00:34:44.084 --> 00:34:45.004 What are those? 464 00:34:45.169 --> 00:34:48.669 If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. 465 00:34:49.756 --> 00:34:51.416 -You read minds? -No. 466 00:34:51.592 --> 00:34:53.892 Telepaths know thoughts. 467 00:34:54.052 --> 00:34:56.552 Empaths feel feelings. 468 00:34:57.848 --> 00:34:58.848 Emotions. 469 00:35:01.351 --> 00:35:02.521 May I? 470 00:35:03.562 --> 00:35:05.112 All right. 471 00:35:13.363 --> 00:35:15.873 You feel love. 472 00:35:17.451 --> 00:35:20.411 Yeah. I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody. 473 00:35:20.579 --> 00:35:21.709 No! 474 00:35:21.872 --> 00:35:23.872 Romantic, sexual love. 475 00:35:24.041 --> 00:35:25.381 No, I don't. 476 00:35:25.542 --> 00:35:27.212 -For her! -No! 477 00:35:30.547 --> 00:35:31.757 Okay. 478 00:35:34.718 --> 00:35:36.888 She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! 479 00:35:37.054 --> 00:35:39.394 Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit! 480 00:35:39.556 --> 00:35:40.926 You must be so embarrassed! 481 00:35:44.770 --> 00:35:46.650 Do me! Do me! 482 00:35:51.902 --> 00:35:54.902 I have never felt such humor! 483 00:35:58.408 --> 00:36:00.448 So unbelievably uncool. 484 00:36:01.787 --> 00:36:02.997 Quill. 485 00:36:05.582 --> 00:36:09.592 Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw. 486 00:36:14.925 --> 00:36:18.645 I can also alter emotions to some extent. 487 00:36:18.804 --> 00:36:19.764 Yeah, like what? 488 00:36:20.597 --> 00:36:23.677 If I touch someone who is sad... 489 00:36:23.851 --> 00:36:26.601 I can ease them into contentment for a short while. 490 00:36:26.770 --> 00:36:30.610 I can make a stubborn person compliant. 491 00:36:30.774 --> 00:36:33.784 But I mostly use it to help my master sleep. 492 00:36:33.944 --> 00:36:37.784 He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny. 493 00:36:39.992 --> 00:36:41.202 Do one of those on me. 494 00:36:45.706 --> 00:36:47.456 Sleep. 495 00:37:40.219 --> 00:37:41.759 I love this song. 496 00:38:13.544 --> 00:38:14.884 There! 497 00:39:35.167 --> 00:39:37.707 Ain't so tough now without all your toys... 498 00:39:37.878 --> 00:39:38.878 are you? 499 00:39:42.049 --> 00:39:43.129 Move! 500 00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:01.070 Crap. 501 00:40:06.615 --> 00:40:07.995 Hey there, rat! 502 00:40:08.158 --> 00:40:10.618 How's it going, you blue idiot? 503 00:40:10.994 --> 00:40:13.084 Not so bad. 504 00:40:13.247 --> 00:40:15.617 We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here. 505 00:40:15.791 --> 00:40:18.591 This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself... 506 00:40:18.752 --> 00:40:22.672 has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her... 507 00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:25.470 because she wants to kill y'all. 508 00:40:25.634 --> 00:40:26.844 Your friend... 509 00:40:27.010 --> 00:40:28.640 There's too many of them. 510 00:40:28.804 --> 00:40:32.024 He needs my help. If you care about him... 511 00:40:32.182 --> 00:40:34.932 you need to get me out of these bonds. 512 00:40:35.477 --> 00:40:37.347 They are going to kill him! 513 00:40:37.521 --> 00:40:39.691 I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you. 514 00:40:39.857 --> 00:40:41.817 I put a tracer on your ship back there... 515 00:40:41.984 --> 00:40:43.364 during the war over Xandar. 516 00:40:43.861 --> 00:40:46.201 Give me your word you won't hurt Groot... 517 00:40:46.363 --> 00:40:48.373 and I'll tell you where the batteries are. 518 00:40:49.116 --> 00:40:51.526 Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat. 519 00:40:51.994 --> 00:40:54.294 Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over. 520 00:40:54.454 --> 00:40:55.794 Otherwise, you'd what? 521 00:40:56.957 --> 00:40:58.327 We'll take them batteries. 522 00:40:58.500 --> 00:41:02.050 They're worth what? A quarter mill on the open market? 523 00:41:02.212 --> 00:41:04.552 That Priestess offered us a million. 524 00:41:04.715 --> 00:41:07.385 A quarter is only one third of that! 525 00:41:07.551 --> 00:41:08.721 A quarter ain't a third. 526 00:41:08.886 --> 00:41:10.716 A quarter is 25. 527 00:41:10.888 --> 00:41:11.808 No. 528 00:41:11.972 --> 00:41:14.392 We can't even buy a pair of boots with 25 units. 529 00:41:14.558 --> 00:41:15.388 Enough! 530 00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:20.519 The point is, we ain't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy! 531 00:41:20.898 --> 00:41:23.398 The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us. 532 00:41:23.567 --> 00:41:25.487 That ain't right! 533 00:41:26.236 --> 00:41:29.316 I just gotta say it this one time, Captain. 534 00:41:29.489 --> 00:41:31.739 No matter how many times Quill betrays you... 535 00:41:31.909 --> 00:41:34.739 you protect him like none of the rest of us much matter! 536 00:41:34.912 --> 00:41:35.912 Yeah! 537 00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:37.579 I'm the one what sticks up for you! 538 00:41:37.748 --> 00:41:38.748 Take it easy, Kraglin. 539 00:41:38.916 --> 00:41:41.416 Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft. 540 00:41:41.585 --> 00:41:44.715 Suppose it's time for a change in leadership. 541 00:41:49.718 --> 00:41:51.968 Put your damn guns down! 542 00:41:52.137 --> 00:41:53.387 Whoa! Whoa! 543 00:41:53.555 --> 00:41:57.015 There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas. 544 00:41:57.184 --> 00:42:00.064 Or even a violent one where I'm standing over there. 545 00:42:19.122 --> 00:42:20.792 Well, hello, boys. 546 00:42:26.463 --> 00:42:28.173 It's not ripe. 547 00:43:12.759 --> 00:43:16.219 Welcome, everyone, to my world. 548 00:43:16.388 --> 00:43:18.808 Wow. You have your own planet? 549 00:43:18.974 --> 00:43:22.774 Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon. 550 00:43:22.978 --> 00:43:24.478 Humility. 551 00:43:24.646 --> 00:43:26.016 I like it. 552 00:43:26.398 --> 00:43:28.858 I, too, am extraordinarily humble. 553 00:44:11.235 --> 00:44:15.325 You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit. 554 00:44:15.989 --> 00:44:17.779 What are you exactly? 555 00:44:18.951 --> 00:44:22.291 I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart. 556 00:44:23.539 --> 00:44:26.119 A Celestial, like a god? 557 00:44:27.793 --> 00:44:29.713 Small "g," son. 558 00:44:29.878 --> 00:44:32.708 At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax. 559 00:44:44.351 --> 00:44:45.191 Whoa! 560 00:44:47.187 --> 00:44:50.517 I don't know where I came from exactly. 561 00:44:50.691 --> 00:44:52.691 First thing I remember is flickering... 562 00:44:53.277 --> 00:44:55.147 adrift in the cosmos utterly... 563 00:44:56.113 --> 00:44:58.663 and entirely alone. 564 00:44:59.741 --> 00:45:01.621 Over millions of years... 565 00:45:01.785 --> 00:45:05.325 I learned to control the molecules around me. 566 00:45:05.664 --> 00:45:08.834 I grew smarter and stronger. 567 00:45:10.794 --> 00:45:13.764 And I continued building from there... 568 00:45:13.922 --> 00:45:16.012 layer by layer... 569 00:45:16.175 --> 00:45:18.805 the very planet you walk on now. 570 00:45:18.969 --> 00:45:20.259 Whoa. 571 00:45:20.888 --> 00:45:22.098 But I wanted more. 572 00:45:23.223 --> 00:45:24.893 I desired... 573 00:45:25.434 --> 00:45:26.564 meaning. 574 00:45:27.728 --> 00:45:31.688 "There must be some life out there in the universe... 575 00:45:31.857 --> 00:45:34.647 "besides just me," I thought. 576 00:45:34.818 --> 00:45:38.818 And so, I set myself the task of finding it. 577 00:45:39.156 --> 00:45:40.616 I created... 578 00:45:40.782 --> 00:45:44.412 what I imagined biological life to be like... 579 00:45:44.578 --> 00:45:48.328 down to the most minute detail. 580 00:45:49.458 --> 00:45:50.748 Did you make a penis? 581 00:45:50.918 --> 00:45:52.168 Dude! 582 00:45:52.336 --> 00:45:53.496 What is wrong with you? 583 00:45:53.670 --> 00:45:56.760 If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? 584 00:45:56.924 --> 00:45:57.924 He would smush her! 585 00:46:00.135 --> 00:46:02.295 I don't need to hear how my parents... 586 00:46:03.514 --> 00:46:04.514 Why? 587 00:46:05.307 --> 00:46:07.557 My father would tell the story of impregnating 588 00:46:07.643 --> 00:46:09.023 my mother every winter solstice. 589 00:46:09.061 --> 00:46:10.481 That's disgusting. 590 00:46:10.646 --> 00:46:12.106 It was beautiful. 591 00:46:13.357 --> 00:46:14.897 You Earthers have hang-ups. 592 00:46:15.442 --> 00:46:17.572 Yes, Drax, I got a penis. 593 00:46:18.403 --> 00:46:19.403 Thank you! 594 00:46:19.571 --> 00:46:20.741 It's not half bad. 595 00:46:22.533 --> 00:46:26.083 I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... 596 00:46:26.245 --> 00:46:28.045 and all the accompanying junk. 597 00:46:28.497 --> 00:46:33.127 I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human... 598 00:46:33.293 --> 00:46:36.303 as I set out amongst the stars... 599 00:46:36.964 --> 00:46:39.134 until I found... 600 00:46:39.299 --> 00:46:41.009 what I sought. 601 00:46:42.553 --> 00:46:43.723 Life. 602 00:46:45.472 --> 00:46:47.892 I was not alone in the universe after all. 603 00:46:54.606 --> 00:46:56.436 When did you meet my mother? 604 00:47:00.612 --> 00:47:02.362 Not long after. 605 00:47:08.036 --> 00:47:12.706 It was with Meredith that I first experienced love. 606 00:47:16.587 --> 00:47:19.757 I called her my river lily. 607 00:47:24.052 --> 00:47:26.642 And from that love, Peter... 608 00:47:30.184 --> 00:47:31.394 you. 609 00:47:38.692 --> 00:47:42.202 I have searched for you for so long. 610 00:47:43.780 --> 00:47:45.490 And when I heard of a man from Earth... 611 00:47:45.657 --> 00:47:49.407 who held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying... 612 00:47:51.163 --> 00:47:54.213 I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved. 613 00:47:55.709 --> 00:47:58.129 If you loved her, why did you leave her? 614 00:48:19.191 --> 00:48:21.071 This is mutiny! 615 00:48:21.860 --> 00:48:24.150 This is mutiny! 616 00:48:24.321 --> 00:48:26.911 This is mutiny! 617 00:48:38.669 --> 00:48:40.089 You're scum! 618 00:49:15.831 --> 00:49:16.711 Captain! 619 00:49:16.874 --> 00:49:19.384 Help me! Please! 620 00:49:19.543 --> 00:49:21.133 Captain! 621 00:49:24.381 --> 00:49:26.131 You're the one what killed those men... 622 00:49:26.675 --> 00:49:28.505 by leading them down the wrong path. 623 00:49:29.386 --> 00:49:31.096 Because you're weak. 624 00:49:33.473 --> 00:49:35.063 And stupid! 625 00:49:37.102 --> 00:49:39.062 It's time for the Ravagers... 626 00:49:39.229 --> 00:49:43.069 to rise once again to glory with a new captain... 627 00:49:43.859 --> 00:49:45.529 Taserface! 628 00:49:53.202 --> 00:49:56.832 I'm sorry. Your name is... 629 00:49:56.997 --> 00:49:58.707 It's Taserface? 630 00:49:59.124 --> 00:50:00.424 That's right. 631 00:50:00.792 --> 00:50:03.172 Do you shoot tasers out of your face? 632 00:50:03.795 --> 00:50:05.665 It's metaphorical! 633 00:50:05.839 --> 00:50:06.669 Yeah! 634 00:50:10.344 --> 00:50:11.264 For what? 635 00:50:13.639 --> 00:50:16.219 For it is a name what strikes fear... 636 00:50:16.391 --> 00:50:19.191 into the hearts of anyone what hears it. 637 00:50:21.855 --> 00:50:23.105 Okay. 638 00:50:23.690 --> 00:50:24.900 Okay... 639 00:50:25.067 --> 00:50:26.317 whatever you say. 640 00:50:26.818 --> 00:50:28.068 You shut up. 641 00:50:28.237 --> 00:50:29.527 You're next. 642 00:50:29.821 --> 00:50:33.911 Udonta, I have waited a long time to do... 643 00:50:34.076 --> 00:50:34.906 What? 644 00:50:36.203 --> 00:50:39.123 I'm sorry. I am so sorry! 645 00:50:39.289 --> 00:50:42.289 I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... 646 00:50:42.459 --> 00:50:45.459 looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... 647 00:50:45.629 --> 00:50:49.339 "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!" 648 00:50:51.635 --> 00:50:54.355 That's how I hear you in my head! 649 00:50:55.138 --> 00:50:57.308 What was your second choice? 650 00:50:57.474 --> 00:50:58.524 Scrotum Hat? 651 00:51:01.645 --> 00:51:04.235 New plan. We're killing you first. 652 00:51:05.649 --> 00:51:08.739 Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life... 653 00:51:08.902 --> 00:51:12.822 as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. 654 00:51:12.990 --> 00:51:15.910 That's enough killing for today. 655 00:51:19.872 --> 00:51:21.502 She's the daughter of Thanos. 656 00:51:23.917 --> 00:51:25.917 I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy. 657 00:51:26.086 --> 00:51:28.916 That was when Daddy was paying my bills. 658 00:51:29.089 --> 00:51:32.679 The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. 659 00:51:32.843 --> 00:51:35.853 And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces. 660 00:51:37.514 --> 00:51:38.894 I assure you... 661 00:51:39.057 --> 00:51:41.847 I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick... 662 00:51:42.019 --> 00:51:43.899 or a talking woodland beast. 663 00:51:45.272 --> 00:51:47.192 I want 10% of the take... 664 00:51:48.859 --> 00:51:50.569 and a couple more things. 665 00:51:52.404 --> 00:51:54.034 We got a whole box of hands... 666 00:51:54.198 --> 00:51:56.028 -if that one don't work out. -It is fine. 667 00:51:56.200 --> 00:51:59.410 You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain? 668 00:51:59.578 --> 00:52:03.788 The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless. 669 00:52:03.957 --> 00:52:07.377 Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got. 670 00:52:07.544 --> 00:52:09.214 Location of Ego's planet in the nav. 671 00:52:09.379 --> 00:52:11.719 We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid. 672 00:52:11.882 --> 00:52:14.052 What are you gonna do with your share? 673 00:52:14.927 --> 00:52:15.797 As a child, my father would have 674 00:52:15.886 --> 00:52:19.136 Gamora and me battle one another in training. 675 00:52:19.932 --> 00:52:22.232 Every time my sister prevailed... 676 00:52:22.392 --> 00:52:25.732 my father would replace a piece of me with machinery... 677 00:52:25.896 --> 00:52:28.566 claiming he wanted me to be her equal. 678 00:52:29.650 --> 00:52:31.480 But she won... 679 00:52:31.652 --> 00:52:36.492 again and again, and again, never once refraining. 680 00:52:38.075 --> 00:52:40.455 So after I murder my sister... 681 00:52:40.619 --> 00:52:43.829 I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. 682 00:52:43.997 --> 00:52:47.627 I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... 683 00:52:47.793 --> 00:52:49.253 piece by piece... 684 00:52:49.419 --> 00:52:52.799 until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain... 685 00:52:52.965 --> 00:52:56.135 I know every single day. 686 00:52:57.928 --> 00:52:59.258 Yeah. 687 00:52:59.763 --> 00:53:01.603 I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. 688 00:53:02.349 --> 00:53:04.269 Or a nice hat. 689 00:53:04.434 --> 00:53:07.274 Something to make the other girls go, "Ooh, that's nice!" 690 00:53:11.108 --> 00:53:14.278 Anyways, happy trails. 691 00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:25.659 My mother told everyone my father was from the stars. 692 00:53:27.332 --> 00:53:29.832 She had brain cancer, so everyone thought she was delusional. 693 00:53:30.002 --> 00:53:31.002 Peter... 694 00:53:31.170 --> 00:53:32.960 Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would. 695 00:53:33.130 --> 00:53:34.460 But you left... 696 00:53:34.631 --> 00:53:37.511 the most wonderful woman ever... 697 00:53:37.676 --> 00:53:39.136 to die alone. 698 00:53:39.303 --> 00:53:42.723 I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter. 699 00:53:42.890 --> 00:53:45.060 If I don't return regularly to my planet... 700 00:53:45.225 --> 00:53:46.635 and the light within it... 701 00:53:46.810 --> 00:53:48.310 this form will wither and perish. 702 00:53:48.478 --> 00:53:50.518 So why didn't you come back? Why did you send Yondu? 703 00:53:50.689 --> 00:53:52.649 A criminal, of all people, to come and fetch me? 704 00:53:53.025 --> 00:53:54.905 I loved your mother, Peter! 705 00:53:55.068 --> 00:53:57.488 I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth... 706 00:53:57.654 --> 00:54:00.494 where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like! 707 00:54:00.657 --> 00:54:03.077 I know exactly what that feels like! 708 00:54:03.243 --> 00:54:04.993 I had to watch her die! 709 00:54:09.374 --> 00:54:13.504 Over the millions and millions of years of my existence... 710 00:54:13.670 --> 00:54:16.170 I've made many mistakes, Peter. 711 00:54:17.007 --> 00:54:19.217 But you're not one of them. 712 00:54:21.011 --> 00:54:24.761 Please give me the chance to be the father she would want me to be. 713 00:54:30.020 --> 00:54:34.770 There's so much that I need to teach you about this planet... 714 00:54:34.942 --> 00:54:36.692 and the light within. 715 00:54:37.027 --> 00:54:40.197 They are a part of you, Peter. 716 00:54:41.073 --> 00:54:42.743 What do you mean? 717 00:54:43.534 --> 00:54:45.454 Give me your hands, son. 718 00:54:46.411 --> 00:54:47.541 Here. 719 00:54:48.413 --> 00:54:50.293 Hold them like that. 720 00:54:56.213 --> 00:54:59.053 Now, close your eyes and concentrate. 721 00:55:00.217 --> 00:55:03.257 Take your brain to the center of this planet. 722 00:55:08.141 --> 00:55:08.981 Yes! 723 00:55:09.142 --> 00:55:10.062 Yes! 724 00:55:10.394 --> 00:55:12.064 Whoa! 725 00:55:12.229 --> 00:55:13.649 Yes! It's okay. 726 00:55:13.814 --> 00:55:14.904 Just relax. Concentrate. 727 00:55:15.065 --> 00:55:17.225 You can do it. Bring it back. 728 00:55:17.734 --> 00:55:18.824 Yes! 729 00:55:20.445 --> 00:55:23.235 Yes, now shape it. 730 00:55:23.574 --> 00:55:25.284 Feel that energy. 731 00:55:29.454 --> 00:55:30.464 Yes. 732 00:55:34.751 --> 00:55:36.131 You're home. 733 00:55:38.630 --> 00:55:39.760 Peter... 734 00:56:14.291 --> 00:56:17.211 How did you get to this weird, dumb planet? 735 00:56:17.794 --> 00:56:20.674 Ego found me in my larva state. 736 00:56:20.839 --> 00:56:22.339 Orphaned on my homeworld. 737 00:56:23.300 --> 00:56:25.970 He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own. 738 00:56:27.387 --> 00:56:28.807 So you're a pet? 739 00:56:29.973 --> 00:56:31.313 I suppose. 740 00:56:32.809 --> 00:56:35.189 People usually want cute pets. 741 00:56:35.354 --> 00:56:37.654 Why would Ego want such a hideous one? 742 00:56:37.814 --> 00:56:39.074 I am hideous? 743 00:56:39.233 --> 00:56:41.483 You are horrifying to look at. Yes. 744 00:56:44.571 --> 00:56:45.741 But that's a good thing. 745 00:56:47.241 --> 00:56:48.831 When you're ugly, and someone loves you... 746 00:56:48.992 --> 00:56:51.492 you know they love you for who you are. 747 00:56:52.829 --> 00:56:55.249 Beautiful people never know who to trust. 748 00:56:56.166 --> 00:56:59.086 Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly. 749 00:57:00.546 --> 00:57:03.666 Those pools, they remind me of a time... 750 00:57:03.841 --> 00:57:07.431 when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld. 751 00:57:08.595 --> 00:57:09.925 She was like you. 752 00:57:10.347 --> 00:57:11.847 Disgusting? 753 00:57:12.850 --> 00:57:14.020 Innocent. 754 00:57:47.301 --> 00:57:48.301 Drax? 755 00:57:49.928 --> 00:57:51.598 There's something I must tell you. 756 00:58:00.063 --> 00:58:01.063 What's going on? 757 00:58:01.231 --> 00:58:03.151 This gross bug lady is my new friend. 758 00:58:03.317 --> 00:58:06.777 I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly. 759 00:58:07.112 --> 00:58:08.742 You're not ugly. Drax! 760 00:58:08.906 --> 00:58:10.116 What are you talking about? 761 00:58:10.282 --> 00:58:11.452 Mantis... 762 00:58:11.909 --> 00:58:14.079 can you show us where we'll be staying? 763 00:58:14.578 --> 00:58:16.328 Why are there no other beings on this planet? 764 00:58:16.496 --> 00:58:18.576 The planet is Ego. 765 00:58:18.749 --> 00:58:20.999 A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back. 766 00:58:21.752 --> 00:58:23.002 And you're not a flea? 767 00:58:23.170 --> 00:58:25.460 I'm a flea with a purpose. 768 00:58:26.089 --> 00:58:27.759 I help him sleep. 769 00:58:28.926 --> 00:58:32.096 What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out? 770 00:58:37.100 --> 00:58:38.270 Nothing. 771 00:58:39.102 --> 00:58:41.022 Your quarters are this way. 772 00:58:48.612 --> 00:58:52.162 We deliver you to the Kree in the morning. 773 00:58:54.451 --> 00:58:57.621 Neither one of you will last much longer after that. 774 00:58:58.247 --> 00:59:00.287 Okay, Taserface. 775 00:59:00.958 --> 00:59:02.998 Hey, tell the other guys we said... 776 00:59:03.168 --> 00:59:04.628 "Hi," Taserface! 777 00:59:09.800 --> 00:59:12.300 What about this little plant? Can I smash it with a rock? 778 00:59:12.469 --> 00:59:13.969 No, Gef. 779 00:59:14.137 --> 00:59:15.847 It's too adorable to kill. 780 00:59:16.014 --> 00:59:17.934 Take it to the tailor. 781 00:59:19.434 --> 00:59:22.814 No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks. 782 00:59:25.148 --> 00:59:29.938 I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me. 783 00:59:32.489 --> 00:59:35.159 He offered me a place with the Ravagers. 784 00:59:35.325 --> 00:59:39.745 He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. 785 00:59:39.913 --> 00:59:41.663 But I was young... 786 00:59:42.666 --> 00:59:46.126 and greedy, and stupid. 787 00:59:47.087 --> 00:59:49.167 Like you stealing those batteries. 788 00:59:49.339 --> 00:59:50.919 That was mostly Drax. 789 00:59:52.342 --> 00:59:55.852 Me and Stakar and the other captains... 790 00:59:56.847 --> 00:59:59.177 we weren't so different from you and your friends. 791 01:00:00.142 --> 01:00:02.022 The only family I ever had. 792 01:00:03.437 --> 01:00:05.147 When I broke the code... 793 01:00:07.357 --> 01:00:09.027 they exiled me. 794 01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:11.860 This is what I deserve. 795 01:00:12.029 --> 01:00:13.699 Slow down, drama queen. 796 01:00:13.864 --> 01:00:15.534 You might deserve this, but I don't. 797 01:00:15.699 --> 01:00:17.489 We gotta get outta here. 798 01:00:18.952 --> 01:00:20.162 Where's Quill? 799 01:00:20.329 --> 01:00:21.869 He went off with his old man. 800 01:00:23.540 --> 01:00:25.170 -Ego? -Yeah. 801 01:00:25.334 --> 01:00:27.424 It's a day for dumbass names. 802 01:00:30.464 --> 01:00:32.884 You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. 803 01:00:33.050 --> 01:00:35.720 But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth. 804 01:00:35.886 --> 01:00:38.256 You like a professional asshole or what? 805 01:00:38.430 --> 01:00:39.390 Pretty much a pro. 806 01:00:39.556 --> 01:00:42.386 Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego like you promised? 807 01:00:42.935 --> 01:00:44.645 He was skinny. 808 01:00:45.020 --> 01:00:49.230 Could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thievin'. 809 01:00:54.154 --> 01:00:57.374 I got an idea on how to get outta here. 810 01:00:58.242 --> 01:01:00.742 But we're gonna need your little friend. 811 01:01:01.912 --> 01:01:04.372 Mascot, mascot, mascot... 812 01:01:15.425 --> 01:01:17.715 Little fellow's all worked up! He needs a drink! 813 01:01:23.809 --> 01:01:26.519 Look how cute it is when it's all riled up. 814 01:01:26.687 --> 01:01:28.557 He's goddang precious! 815 01:01:42.619 --> 01:01:44.329 Hey, twig! 816 01:01:44.663 --> 01:01:46.123 Come here. 817 01:01:46.540 --> 01:01:47.750 Come on. 818 01:01:54.339 --> 01:01:55.259 Aw, man... 819 01:01:55.424 --> 01:01:57.014 what did they do to you? 820 01:02:00.095 --> 01:02:02.555 Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? 821 01:02:03.348 --> 01:02:06.518 There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. 822 01:02:06.685 --> 01:02:10.805 In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin... 823 01:02:10.981 --> 01:02:12.611 the thing I wore on my head. 824 01:02:13.275 --> 01:02:17.365 There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. 825 01:02:17.529 --> 01:02:18.819 You got it? 826 01:02:52.481 --> 01:02:54.021 That's my underwears. 827 01:02:54.191 --> 01:02:56.191 Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about. 828 01:02:56.360 --> 01:02:58.490 You have to explain it more careful. 829 01:02:59.988 --> 01:03:03.408 It's a prototype fin. 830 01:03:08.872 --> 01:03:11.622 That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot. 831 01:03:11.792 --> 01:03:13.462 You explain it this time. 832 01:03:14.628 --> 01:03:16.168 All right. 833 01:03:16.880 --> 01:03:18.760 That's Vorker's eye. 834 01:03:18.924 --> 01:03:20.934 He takes it out when he sleeps. 835 01:03:21.093 --> 01:03:22.433 Go. Look again. 836 01:03:22.594 --> 01:03:24.014 But leave the eye here. 837 01:03:24.638 --> 01:03:25.468 Why? 838 01:03:25.639 --> 01:03:27.019 He's gonna wake up tomorrow... 839 01:03:27.182 --> 01:03:29.522 and he's not gonna know... 840 01:03:29.685 --> 01:03:31.525 where his eye is! 841 01:03:38.151 --> 01:03:39.741 That's a desk. 842 01:03:39.903 --> 01:03:42.703 We told you it was this big. 843 01:03:48.579 --> 01:03:50.749 Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere... 844 01:03:50.914 --> 01:03:53.634 with a bunch of severed human toes. 845 01:03:53.792 --> 01:03:57.502 Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this. 846 01:04:00.674 --> 01:04:04.304 The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. 847 01:04:04.469 --> 01:04:05.849 Okay? 848 01:04:14.396 --> 01:04:16.266 What? No! 849 01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:17.650 He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat. 850 01:04:17.816 --> 01:04:19.026 That's not what I said! 851 01:04:19.193 --> 01:04:21.323 -I am Groot. -He's relieved you don't want him to. 852 01:04:21.486 --> 01:04:22.946 -I am Groot. -He hates hats. 853 01:04:23.113 --> 01:04:23.913 I am Groot. 854 01:04:24.072 --> 01:04:25.162 On anyone, not just himself. 855 01:04:25.324 --> 01:04:26.164 I am Groot. 856 01:04:26.325 --> 01:04:28.165 One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head... 857 01:04:28.327 --> 01:04:30.747 the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat. 858 01:04:31.205 --> 01:04:32.585 That's why you don't like hats? 859 01:04:33.665 --> 01:04:36.035 This is an important conversation right now? 860 01:05:12.788 --> 01:05:13.788 That ain't it. 861 01:05:23.590 --> 01:05:25.130 I didn't mean to do a mutiny. 862 01:05:28.095 --> 01:05:29.935 They killed all my friends. 863 01:05:33.976 --> 01:05:36.556 Get the third quadrant ready for release. 864 01:05:43.277 --> 01:05:44.107 One more thing. 865 01:05:46.029 --> 01:05:48.449 You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship? 866 01:06:39.249 --> 01:06:40.249 He's got it! 867 01:06:40.417 --> 01:06:41.917 Yondu's got the fin! 868 01:06:42.085 --> 01:06:42.995 Go! 869 01:07:24.586 --> 01:07:25.416 Down there! 870 01:09:24.164 --> 01:09:25.624 You maniac. 871 01:09:27.543 --> 01:09:29.843 The whole ship's gonna blow. 872 01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:41.260 Not the whole ship. 873 01:09:58.323 --> 01:09:59.373 Who is this? 874 01:09:59.533 --> 01:10:03.833 I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship. 875 01:10:04.288 --> 01:10:06.078 -Release the quadrant! -Aye, Captain! 876 01:10:06.248 --> 01:10:08.748 I only ask one thing. 877 01:10:09.251 --> 01:10:10.881 That your High Priestess... 878 01:10:11.044 --> 01:10:14.634 tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate. 879 01:10:15.591 --> 01:10:17.631 Taserface! 880 01:10:41.074 --> 01:10:42.334 Where to, Captain? 881 01:10:42.492 --> 01:10:43.492 Ego. 882 01:10:45.120 --> 01:10:46.330 No, boy! 883 01:10:54.046 --> 01:10:58.586 It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time. 884 01:10:58.759 --> 01:10:59.719 I know that. 885 01:10:59.885 --> 01:11:02.395 We are about to do 700! 886 01:11:16.109 --> 01:11:18.359 So I guess this could all be mine someday. 887 01:11:19.613 --> 01:11:22.243 Rocket? Rocket, are you there? 888 01:11:29.373 --> 01:11:31.083 What are you doing, Peter? 889 01:11:33.377 --> 01:11:34.747 Dance with me. 890 01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:36.380 I'm not going to dance with you. 891 01:11:36.547 --> 01:11:38.297 This is Sam Cooke... 892 01:11:38.841 --> 01:11:42.011 one of the greatest Earth singers of all time. 893 01:12:11.164 --> 01:12:13.174 Drax thinks you're not a dancer. 894 01:12:14.293 --> 01:12:16.843 If you ever tell anyone about this... 895 01:12:17.004 --> 01:12:18.424 I will kill you. 896 01:12:19.173 --> 01:12:23.053 When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us? 897 01:12:23.677 --> 01:12:25.097 What unspoken thing? 898 01:12:26.555 --> 01:12:28.225 This... 899 01:12:28.390 --> 01:12:31.180 Cheers, Sam and Diane... 900 01:12:31.351 --> 01:12:33.941 a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other... 901 01:12:34.104 --> 01:12:36.654 but never say it because if they do, the ratings would go down... 902 01:12:36.815 --> 01:12:37.855 sort of thing. 903 01:12:38.025 --> 01:12:39.485 There's no unspoken thing. 904 01:12:41.403 --> 01:12:44.703 Well, it's a catch-22, because if you said it, then it would be spoken... 905 01:12:44.865 --> 01:12:47.625 and you would be a liar. So, by not saying it... 906 01:12:47.784 --> 01:12:51.914 you are telling the truth, and admitting that there is. 907 01:12:52.080 --> 01:12:54.000 No, that's not what I... 908 01:12:56.335 --> 01:13:00.385 What we should be discussing right now is something about this place. 909 01:13:00.547 --> 01:13:02.337 It doesn't feel right. 910 01:13:02.799 --> 01:13:04.969 What are you talking about? 911 01:13:05.135 --> 01:13:06.385 You're the one who wanted me to come here! 912 01:13:06.553 --> 01:13:07.803 That girl Mantis... 913 01:13:07.971 --> 01:13:09.141 she's afraid of something. 914 01:13:09.473 --> 01:13:11.643 Why are you trying to take this away from me? 915 01:13:11.808 --> 01:13:12.888 I'm not trying... 916 01:13:13.060 --> 01:13:14.980 He's my father. He's blood. 917 01:13:15.145 --> 01:13:16.645 You have blood on Earth and you never wanted to return there. 918 01:13:16.813 --> 01:13:19.073 Again, you made me come here! 919 01:13:19.233 --> 01:13:21.153 And Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me. 920 01:13:21.318 --> 01:13:24.028 No, it's because that place is real, and this is a fantasy. 921 01:13:24.196 --> 01:13:26.866 This is real! I'm only half human, remember? 922 01:13:27.032 --> 01:13:28.492 That's the half I'm worried about. 923 01:13:29.034 --> 01:13:30.704 I get it. You're jealous... 924 01:13:30.869 --> 01:13:33.199 because I'm part-god, and you like when I'm the weak one. 925 01:13:33.372 --> 01:13:36.002 You were insufferable to begin with. 926 01:13:36.166 --> 01:13:37.206 I haven't been able to reach Rocket. 927 01:13:37.376 --> 01:13:38.836 I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal. 928 01:13:39.002 --> 01:13:41.842 You know what? This is not Cheers after all! 929 01:13:42.005 --> 01:13:44.835 This is whatever the show is where one person is willing... 930 01:13:45.008 --> 01:13:46.588 to open themselves up to new possibility, 931 01:13:46.677 --> 01:13:48.507 and the other person is a jerk... 932 01:13:48.595 --> 01:13:52.265 who doesn't trust anybody! It's a show that doesn't exist. 933 01:13:52.432 --> 01:13:53.932 That's why it would get zero ratings! 934 01:13:54.351 --> 01:13:56.351 I don't know what Cheers is! 935 01:13:56.687 --> 01:13:59.727 I finally found my family. Don't you understand that? 936 01:14:00.899 --> 01:14:02.529 I thought you already had. 937 01:14:32.055 --> 01:14:33.255 Damn it. 938 01:15:06.423 --> 01:15:07.513 Psychopath! 939 01:17:17.888 --> 01:17:19.718 Are you kidding me? 940 01:17:46.124 --> 01:17:46.964 I win. 941 01:17:47.584 --> 01:17:49.794 I win. I bested you in combat. 942 01:17:49.962 --> 01:17:51.882 No. I saved your life. 943 01:17:52.047 --> 01:17:53.877 Well, you were stupid enough to let me live. 944 01:17:54.049 --> 01:17:55.049 You let me live! 945 01:17:55.217 --> 01:17:56.967 I don't need you always trying to beat me! 946 01:17:57.135 --> 01:17:58.215 I'm not the one that just flew across 947 01:17:58.262 --> 01:17:59.892 the universe just because I wanted to win. 948 01:17:59.930 --> 01:18:01.470 Do not tell me what I want. 949 01:18:01.640 --> 01:18:03.060 I don't need to tell you what you want! 950 01:18:03.225 --> 01:18:04.235 It's obvious! 951 01:18:04.393 --> 01:18:07.483 You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! 952 01:18:15.237 --> 01:18:16.777 You were all I had. 953 01:18:18.115 --> 01:18:20.955 But you were the one who needed to win. 954 01:18:22.119 --> 01:18:24.329 Thanos pulled my eye from my head... 955 01:18:25.122 --> 01:18:27.122 and my brain from my skull... 956 01:18:28.292 --> 01:18:30.172 and my arm from my body... 957 01:18:31.962 --> 01:18:34.092 because of you. 958 01:18:54.943 --> 01:18:55.993 You all right, son? 959 01:18:59.323 --> 01:19:01.993 I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff. 960 01:19:02.618 --> 01:19:03.948 Yeah. 961 01:19:04.119 --> 01:19:05.829 It's fortuitous... 962 01:19:05.996 --> 01:19:07.246 you listening to this song. 963 01:19:07.414 --> 01:19:09.044 -You know... -Brandy? 964 01:19:09.541 --> 01:19:10.631 By Looking Glass? 965 01:19:12.377 --> 01:19:13.747 A favorite of your mom's. 966 01:19:14.630 --> 01:19:16.170 Yeah, it was. 967 01:19:16.590 --> 01:19:18.260 One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. 968 01:19:18.425 --> 01:19:20.505 Perhaps its very greatest. 969 01:19:20.677 --> 01:19:21.677 Yes! 970 01:19:21.845 --> 01:19:25.015 Peter, you and I, we're the sailor in that song. 971 01:19:27.226 --> 01:19:29.136 He came on a summer's day 972 01:19:29.478 --> 01:19:31.978 Bringing gifts from far away 973 01:19:34.024 --> 01:19:36.484 Like the child I put in your mother... 974 01:19:36.652 --> 01:19:38.702 or the freedom you brought Gamora. 975 01:19:40.781 --> 01:19:43.781 Brandy, you're a fine girl 976 01:19:43.951 --> 01:19:46.621 What a good wife you would be 977 01:19:47.704 --> 01:19:50.334 My life, my love 978 01:19:50.499 --> 01:19:53.789 My lady is the sea 979 01:19:53.961 --> 01:19:55.801 The sea calls the sailor back. 980 01:19:55.963 --> 01:19:58.553 He loves the girl, but that's not his place. 981 01:19:59.299 --> 01:20:03.299 The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men. 982 01:20:04.471 --> 01:20:08.021 And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals. 983 01:20:08.559 --> 01:20:10.689 Well, you may not be mortal, but me... 984 01:20:10.853 --> 01:20:11.983 No, Peter... 985 01:20:12.145 --> 01:20:14.145 death will remain a stranger to both of us... 986 01:20:14.565 --> 01:20:16.735 as long as the light burns within the planet. 987 01:20:17.693 --> 01:20:18.783 I'm immortal? 988 01:20:21.029 --> 01:20:22.029 Really? 989 01:20:22.197 --> 01:20:25.027 Yes! As long as the light exists. 990 01:20:26.076 --> 01:20:29.326 And I can use the light to build cool things... 991 01:20:29.496 --> 01:20:31.786 like how you made this whole planet? 992 01:20:31.957 --> 01:20:34.327 It might take you a few million years of practice... 993 01:20:34.501 --> 01:20:36.711 before you get really good at it. But, yes! 994 01:20:36.879 --> 01:20:37.919 What! 995 01:20:38.213 --> 01:20:41.683 Get ready for an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor... 996 01:20:41.842 --> 01:20:42.882 and Heather Locklear. 997 01:20:43.051 --> 01:20:44.181 You can do anything you want. 998 01:20:44.344 --> 01:20:45.684 I'm gonna make some weird shit. 999 01:20:45.846 --> 01:20:49.016 But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility. 1000 01:20:49.183 --> 01:20:51.693 Only we can remake the universe. 1001 01:20:51.852 --> 01:20:54.312 Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos... 1002 01:20:54.479 --> 01:20:57.319 and lead it to where it needs to go. 1003 01:20:58.483 --> 01:20:59.533 How? 1004 01:21:09.995 --> 01:21:11.505 Come with me. 1005 01:21:21.381 --> 01:21:23.011 Drax, Drax. Drax! 1006 01:21:23.383 --> 01:21:25.053 Drax! We need to talk. 1007 01:21:27.137 --> 01:21:28.967 I'm sorry. 1008 01:21:29.139 --> 01:21:31.309 But I like a woman with some meat on her bones. 1009 01:21:31.475 --> 01:21:32.565 What? 1010 01:21:32.726 --> 01:21:35.976 I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting. 1011 01:21:36.146 --> 01:21:37.606 No, that's not what I... 1012 01:21:41.109 --> 01:21:42.529 What are you doing? 1013 01:21:43.111 --> 01:21:45.491 I'm imagining being with you physically. 1014 01:21:45.656 --> 01:21:46.946 Drax... 1015 01:21:47.491 --> 01:21:48.661 I don't like you like that. 1016 01:21:48.825 --> 01:21:50.785 I don't even like the type of thing you are. 1017 01:21:51.286 --> 01:21:53.746 Hey! There's no need to get personal. 1018 01:21:53.914 --> 01:21:56.464 Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted. 1019 01:21:56.625 --> 01:21:58.425 I should have told you earlier. 1020 01:21:58.585 --> 01:22:01.705 I'm stupid. You are in danger. 1021 01:22:07.427 --> 01:22:08.427 What is that? 1022 01:22:11.932 --> 01:22:15.482 Now, you need to readjust the way you process life. 1023 01:22:15.644 --> 01:22:18.734 Everything around us, including the girl... 1024 01:22:18.897 --> 01:22:22.357 Everything is temporary. 1025 01:22:22.526 --> 01:22:25.446 We are forever. 1026 01:22:25.612 --> 01:22:26.952 Doesn't eternity get boring? 1027 01:22:27.114 --> 01:22:29.534 Not if you have a purpose, Peter... 1028 01:22:29.700 --> 01:22:31.660 which is why you're here. 1029 01:22:31.827 --> 01:22:33.947 I told you how all those years ago... 1030 01:22:34.121 --> 01:22:38.251 I had an unceasing impulse to find life. 1031 01:22:38.417 --> 01:22:42.457 But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it... 1032 01:22:43.213 --> 01:22:44.513 it was all so... 1033 01:22:46.967 --> 01:22:48.797 disappointing. 1034 01:22:49.136 --> 01:22:52.636 And that is when I came... 1035 01:22:52.806 --> 01:22:56.516 to a profound realization. 1036 01:22:57.811 --> 01:23:01.941 My innate desire to seek out other life... 1037 01:23:02.482 --> 01:23:06.652 was not so that I could walk among that life. 1038 01:23:08.947 --> 01:23:10.117 Peter... 1039 01:23:11.074 --> 01:23:14.294 I have found meaning. 1040 01:23:34.181 --> 01:23:35.521 I see it. 1041 01:23:37.976 --> 01:23:39.806 Eternity! 1042 01:23:40.145 --> 01:23:41.645 Oh, my God. 1043 01:23:52.241 --> 01:23:54.331 We need to get off this planet. 1044 01:24:08.006 --> 01:24:09.296 Oh, man. 1045 01:24:09.466 --> 01:24:11.886 Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted... 1046 01:24:12.052 --> 01:24:14.932 At that time, I was a Federal Express man. 1047 01:24:25.858 --> 01:24:27.898 What the hell you doing, boy? 1048 01:24:28.068 --> 01:24:30.148 I could tell by how you talked about him... 1049 01:24:30.320 --> 01:24:31.650 this Ego is bad news. 1050 01:24:31.822 --> 01:24:33.452 We're here to save Quill. 1051 01:24:33.615 --> 01:24:37.655 For what? Huh? For honor? For love? 1052 01:24:37.870 --> 01:24:40.750 No. I don't care about those things. 1053 01:24:40.914 --> 01:24:43.214 I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! 1054 01:24:43.375 --> 01:24:46.205 I can lord this over him forever. 1055 01:24:47.921 --> 01:24:49.801 What are you laughing at me for? 1056 01:24:50.382 --> 01:24:55.102 You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. 1057 01:24:55.262 --> 01:24:56.472 I know who you are. 1058 01:24:56.638 --> 01:24:58.928 You don't know anything about me, loser. 1059 01:24:59.099 --> 01:25:01.349 I know everything about you. 1060 01:25:01.852 --> 01:25:04.232 I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest... 1061 01:25:04.396 --> 01:25:05.856 but, actually, you're the most scared of all. 1062 01:25:06.023 --> 01:25:06.863 Shut up! 1063 01:25:07.024 --> 01:25:09.324 I know you steal batteries you don't need... 1064 01:25:09.484 --> 01:25:12.074 and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you... 1065 01:25:12.237 --> 01:25:13.527 because just a little bit of love... 1066 01:25:13.697 --> 01:25:17.027 reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is. 1067 01:25:17.367 --> 01:25:18.617 I said shut up! 1068 01:25:19.077 --> 01:25:22.157 I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you. 1069 01:25:22.331 --> 01:25:23.621 I'm serious, dude! 1070 01:25:23.790 --> 01:25:26.380 Just like my own damn parents who sold me... 1071 01:25:26.543 --> 01:25:28.553 their own little baby, into slavery. 1072 01:25:29.046 --> 01:25:31.296 I know who you are, boy. 1073 01:25:31.465 --> 01:25:33.475 Because you're me. 1074 01:25:40.015 --> 01:25:42.095 What kind of a pair are we? 1075 01:25:43.393 --> 01:25:46.443 The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon. 1076 01:25:46.605 --> 01:25:49.775 All right, okay! Good. Wait. 1077 01:25:50.192 --> 01:25:51.612 Fight a what? 1078 01:25:55.989 --> 01:25:56.949 Who are you people? 1079 01:25:57.115 --> 01:25:58.065 What is this place? 1080 01:25:58.242 --> 01:25:59.242 Gamora, let her go! 1081 01:25:59.409 --> 01:26:01.579 The bodies in the caverns... Who are they? 1082 01:26:01.745 --> 01:26:04.035 You are scared. 1083 01:26:07.459 --> 01:26:10.339 I call it the Expansion. 1084 01:26:11.463 --> 01:26:14.763 It is my purpose... 1085 01:26:14.925 --> 01:26:18.435 and now it is yours as well. 1086 01:26:19.304 --> 01:26:20.894 It's beautiful. 1087 01:26:22.015 --> 01:26:23.305 Over thousands of years... 1088 01:26:23.475 --> 01:26:27.595 I implanted thousands of extensions of myself... 1089 01:26:27.771 --> 01:26:30.481 on thousands of worlds. 1090 01:26:30.649 --> 01:26:34.439 I need to fulfill life's one true purpose... 1091 01:26:34.611 --> 01:26:36.491 To grow and spread... 1092 01:26:36.655 --> 01:26:39.785 covering all that exists... 1093 01:26:39.950 --> 01:26:44.120 until everything is... 1094 01:26:45.414 --> 01:26:46.414 Me! 1095 01:26:47.207 --> 01:26:49.457 What did she do to me? 1096 01:26:49.626 --> 01:26:51.336 She already told me everything. 1097 01:26:51.503 --> 01:26:53.963 I only had one problem. 1098 01:26:54.673 --> 01:26:59.723 A single Celestial doesn't have enough power for such an enterprise. 1099 01:26:59.887 --> 01:27:02.007 But two Celestials... 1100 01:27:02.181 --> 01:27:05.481 Well, now, that just might do. 1101 01:27:08.228 --> 01:27:09.598 The bodies... 1102 01:27:10.355 --> 01:27:12.765 are his children. 1103 01:27:13.192 --> 01:27:14.482 Out of all my labors... 1104 01:27:14.651 --> 01:27:16.781 the most beguiling was... 1105 01:27:16.945 --> 01:27:20.365 attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species. 1106 01:27:20.532 --> 01:27:23.452 I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough... 1107 01:27:23.619 --> 01:27:25.539 to power the Expansion. 1108 01:27:26.538 --> 01:27:29.038 I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. 1109 01:27:29.208 --> 01:27:32.708 It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously... 1110 01:27:32.878 --> 01:27:36.458 and to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them. 1111 01:27:36.632 --> 01:27:39.262 I mean, that was true. They never felt a thing. 1112 01:27:39.426 --> 01:27:42.716 But one after the other, they failed me. 1113 01:27:42.888 --> 01:27:46.728 Not one of them carried the Celestial genes. 1114 01:27:46.892 --> 01:27:48.142 Until you, Peter. 1115 01:27:49.353 --> 01:27:51.943 Out of all my spawn... 1116 01:27:52.105 --> 01:27:56.185 only you carried the connection to the light. 1117 01:27:56.360 --> 01:27:59.240 We need to find Peter now, and get off this damn planet. 1118 01:27:59.404 --> 01:28:01.994 Ego will have won him to his side by now. 1119 01:28:03.200 --> 01:28:04.580 -Then we just go. -No! 1120 01:28:04.743 --> 01:28:07.003 -He's our friend. -All any of you do... 1121 01:28:07.162 --> 01:28:09.332 is yell at each other. You are not friends. 1122 01:28:09.498 --> 01:28:10.868 You're right. 1123 01:28:11.416 --> 01:28:12.536 We're family. 1124 01:28:14.378 --> 01:28:15.998 We leave no one behind. 1125 01:28:19.383 --> 01:28:20.763 Except maybe you. 1126 01:28:21.260 --> 01:28:22.760 Oh, my God. 1127 01:28:23.428 --> 01:28:25.508 For the first time in my existence... 1128 01:28:25.681 --> 01:28:28.731 I am truly not alone! 1129 01:28:34.147 --> 01:28:35.437 What is it, son? 1130 01:28:38.694 --> 01:28:39.944 My friends. 1131 01:28:41.196 --> 01:28:45.236 You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter. 1132 01:28:45.784 --> 01:28:46.664 Yes. 1133 01:28:46.827 --> 01:28:49.907 We are beyond such things. 1134 01:28:50.080 --> 01:28:51.080 Yes. 1135 01:28:53.500 --> 01:28:54.710 -Now... -But my mother... 1136 01:28:57.588 --> 01:28:59.918 You said you loved my mother. 1137 01:29:00.090 --> 01:29:01.590 And that I did. 1138 01:29:02.843 --> 01:29:07.723 My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. 1139 01:29:09.516 --> 01:29:12.186 I returned to Earth to see her three times. 1140 01:29:12.352 --> 01:29:14.902 And I knew if I returned a fourth... 1141 01:29:15.063 --> 01:29:16.613 I'd never leave. 1142 01:29:17.733 --> 01:29:19.283 The Expansion... 1143 01:29:20.694 --> 01:29:23.034 the reason for my very existence, would be over. 1144 01:29:23.197 --> 01:29:25.237 So, I did what I had to do. 1145 01:29:28.035 --> 01:29:31.545 But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head. 1146 01:29:36.043 --> 01:29:36.883 What? 1147 01:29:37.044 --> 01:29:38.594 Now, all right... 1148 01:29:38.754 --> 01:29:40.514 I know that sounds bad. 1149 01:29:52.434 --> 01:29:55.904 Who in the hell do you think you are? 1150 01:29:56.063 --> 01:29:57.693 You killed my mother! 1151 01:29:57.856 --> 01:29:58.896 I tried... 1152 01:29:59.066 --> 01:30:00.816 so hard... 1153 01:30:00.984 --> 01:30:02.364 to find the form... 1154 01:30:02.528 --> 01:30:04.898 that best suited you... 1155 01:30:05.072 --> 01:30:07.492 and this is the thanks I get? 1156 01:30:09.201 --> 01:30:11.751 You really need to grow up. 1157 01:30:15.832 --> 01:30:18.082 I wanted to do this together... 1158 01:30:18.252 --> 01:30:21.052 but I suppose you'll have to learn by spending 1159 01:30:21.171 --> 01:30:23.631 the next thousand years as a battery! 1160 01:30:25.342 --> 01:30:27.142 Finally! Rocket? 1161 01:30:27.302 --> 01:30:30.012 Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you. 1162 01:30:30.180 --> 01:30:33.350 We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used... 1163 01:30:33.517 --> 01:30:34.807 to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria. 1164 01:30:34.977 --> 01:30:35.847 Ego's unhinged. 1165 01:30:36.019 --> 01:30:37.439 I know. Get ready. 1166 01:30:37.604 --> 01:30:39.024 Drop her, Kraglin. 1167 01:30:57.624 --> 01:30:58.754 No. 1168 01:31:09.845 --> 01:31:12.725 My life, my love 1169 01:31:12.890 --> 01:31:15.100 My lady is the sea 1170 01:31:17.186 --> 01:31:18.306 Peter... 1171 01:31:19.104 --> 01:31:21.444 this is the sea. 1172 01:32:04.608 --> 01:32:06.278 Hey, there, jackass! 1173 01:32:16.537 --> 01:32:18.037 What is that thing? 1174 01:32:25.546 --> 01:32:27.506 Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot! 1175 01:32:32.261 --> 01:32:34.931 I told you something didn't feel right. 1176 01:32:35.097 --> 01:32:37.387 "I told you so." Just what I need to hear right now. 1177 01:32:37.558 --> 01:32:39.228 Well, I came back, didn't I? 1178 01:32:39.893 --> 01:32:41.193 Because there's an unspoken thing. 1179 01:32:41.353 --> 01:32:43.403 There is no unspoken thing. 1180 01:32:43.564 --> 01:32:45.234 What are you doing? You could've killed us all! 1181 01:32:45.941 --> 01:32:47.481 "Thank you, Rocket"? 1182 01:32:47.651 --> 01:32:48.821 We had it under control. 1183 01:32:48.986 --> 01:32:51.316 We did not. That is only an extension... 1184 01:32:51.488 --> 01:32:53.618 of his true self. He will be back soon. 1185 01:32:53.782 --> 01:32:55.032 What's Smurfette doing here? 1186 01:32:55.200 --> 01:32:57.040 Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home. 1187 01:32:57.202 --> 01:32:58.452 She tried to murder me! 1188 01:32:58.620 --> 01:33:00.460 I saved you, you stupid fox! 1189 01:33:00.622 --> 01:33:02.042 He's not a fox. 1190 01:33:02.207 --> 01:33:04.247 -I am Groot. -I'm not a raboon, either. 1191 01:33:04.418 --> 01:33:05.418 I am Groot. 1192 01:33:05.586 --> 01:33:07.126 "Raccoon." Whatever. 1193 01:33:10.549 --> 01:33:11.879 How do we kill a Celestial? 1194 01:33:12.050 --> 01:33:13.470 There's a center to him. 1195 01:33:13.635 --> 01:33:17.135 His brain, his soul, whatever it is... Some sort of protective shell. 1196 01:33:17.472 --> 01:33:18.522 It's in the caverns... 1197 01:33:18.682 --> 01:33:19.772 below the surface. 1198 01:33:22.352 --> 01:33:23.652 Yondu? 1199 01:33:32.571 --> 01:33:33.821 Thrusters are out. 1200 01:33:34.323 --> 01:33:36.073 Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. 1201 01:33:36.241 --> 01:33:38.081 Otherwise, you'd have delivered me to this maniac. 1202 01:33:38.243 --> 01:33:40.663 You still reckon that's the reason I kept you around, you idiot? 1203 01:33:40.829 --> 01:33:42.289 That's what you told me, you old doofus. 1204 01:33:42.956 --> 01:33:45.036 Once I figured out what happened to them other kids... 1205 01:33:45.209 --> 01:33:46.789 I wasn't just gonna hand you over. 1206 01:33:46.960 --> 01:33:48.500 You said you were gonna eat me. 1207 01:33:48.670 --> 01:33:50.210 That was being funny! 1208 01:33:51.006 --> 01:33:52.166 Not to me! 1209 01:33:52.341 --> 01:33:53.511 You people have issues. 1210 01:33:53.675 --> 01:33:55.545 Of course I have issues. 1211 01:33:56.386 --> 01:33:59.216 That's my freakin' father! 1212 01:33:59.389 --> 01:34:00.969 Thrusters are back up. 1213 01:34:14.571 --> 01:34:16.741 -We should be going up! -We can't! 1214 01:34:16.907 --> 01:34:19.487 Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it. 1215 01:34:19.660 --> 01:34:20.950 We have to kill him. 1216 01:34:21.119 --> 01:34:21.789 Rocket! 1217 01:34:21.954 --> 01:34:22.704 Got it! 1218 01:34:36.844 --> 01:34:38.684 So, we're saving the galaxy again? 1219 01:34:38.846 --> 01:34:39.926 I guess. 1220 01:34:40.097 --> 01:34:41.177 Awesome! 1221 01:34:43.183 --> 01:34:45.393 We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices... 1222 01:34:45.561 --> 01:34:47.151 if we're two-time galaxy savers. 1223 01:34:47.312 --> 01:34:49.902 I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes. 1224 01:34:50.065 --> 01:34:52.815 It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends. 1225 01:34:52.985 --> 01:34:55.285 Of course, I care about the planets, and the buildings... 1226 01:34:55.445 --> 01:34:57.275 and all the animals on the planets. 1227 01:34:57.447 --> 01:34:58.657 And the people. 1228 01:34:58.824 --> 01:34:59.824 Meh. 1229 01:35:00.450 --> 01:35:04.620 The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die! 1230 01:35:42.326 --> 01:35:43.326 Pilots... 1231 01:35:43.493 --> 01:35:44.833 release envoy units. 1232 01:35:46.997 --> 01:35:51.077 Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet. 1233 01:35:52.920 --> 01:35:53.920 Dive! 1234 01:36:10.896 --> 01:36:12.396 Captain? 1235 01:36:13.148 --> 01:36:14.568 Captain? 1236 01:36:19.530 --> 01:36:21.280 Tell me why Ego wants you here? 1237 01:36:21.740 --> 01:36:23.450 He needs my genetic connection to the light... 1238 01:36:23.617 --> 01:36:25.737 to help destroy the universe. 1239 01:36:25.911 --> 01:36:28.161 He tried to teach me how to control the power. 1240 01:36:28.330 --> 01:36:29.460 So, could you? 1241 01:36:29.623 --> 01:36:30.793 A little. 1242 01:36:30.958 --> 01:36:32.128 I made a ball. 1243 01:36:32.292 --> 01:36:33.342 A ball? 1244 01:36:33.502 --> 01:36:36.882 I thought as hard as I could. It was all that I could come up with. 1245 01:36:37.047 --> 01:36:38.297 You "thought"? 1246 01:36:38.465 --> 01:36:40.505 You think when I make this arrow fly... 1247 01:36:40.676 --> 01:36:42.086 I use my head? 1248 01:36:54.064 --> 01:36:55.364 Whoa. 1249 01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:05.199 There. 1250 01:37:05.367 --> 01:37:07.327 That's Ego's core. 1251 01:37:09.705 --> 01:37:11.335 That ore is thick, Rocket. 1252 01:37:11.498 --> 01:37:13.118 I got it covered. 1253 01:37:19.506 --> 01:37:20.836 We must hurry. 1254 01:37:21.008 --> 01:37:23.128 It will not take Ego long to find us. 1255 01:37:27.347 --> 01:37:28.557 Keep it steady. 1256 01:37:35.063 --> 01:37:37.153 We drill into the center, we kill him! 1257 01:37:43.530 --> 01:37:44.860 Captain? 1258 01:37:45.199 --> 01:37:46.199 What is it, Kraglin? 1259 01:37:46.366 --> 01:37:48.406 Hey, remember that Ayesha chick? 1260 01:37:48.869 --> 01:37:50.039 Yeah, why? 1261 01:37:51.038 --> 01:37:52.078 Oh, hell! 1262 01:38:12.851 --> 01:38:14.561 Why aren't you firing the lasers? 1263 01:38:14.937 --> 01:38:16.647 They blew out the generator. 1264 01:38:16.813 --> 01:38:19.573 I think I packed a small detonator. 1265 01:38:19.733 --> 01:38:21.323 A detonator is worthless without explosives. 1266 01:38:21.485 --> 01:38:23.075 Well, we got these. 1267 01:38:23.737 --> 01:38:25.737 Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego? 1268 01:38:25.906 --> 01:38:27.816 If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction... 1269 01:38:27.991 --> 01:38:29.661 throughout his entire nervous system. 1270 01:38:29.826 --> 01:38:30.576 Meaning what? 1271 01:38:30.744 --> 01:38:32.374 The entire planet will explode. 1272 01:38:32.538 --> 01:38:34.038 We'll have to get out of here fast. 1273 01:38:34.206 --> 01:38:35.706 I rigged a timer. 1274 01:38:36.667 --> 01:38:37.877 Go! 1275 01:38:51.974 --> 01:38:53.774 He's coming. 1276 01:38:55.185 --> 01:38:56.975 Didn't you say you could make him sleep? 1277 01:38:57.354 --> 01:38:59.774 When he wants. He's too powerful. 1278 01:38:59.940 --> 01:39:01.360 I can't! 1279 01:39:01.775 --> 01:39:03.645 You don't have to believe in yourself... 1280 01:39:04.361 --> 01:39:06.491 because I believe in you. 1281 01:39:18.792 --> 01:39:19.462 Sleep! 1282 01:39:27.176 --> 01:39:28.756 I never thought she'd be able to do it... 1283 01:39:28.927 --> 01:39:31.177 with as weak and skinny as she appears to be. 1284 01:39:32.097 --> 01:39:35.177 I don't know how long I can hold him. 1285 01:39:38.312 --> 01:39:39.982 The metal's too thick. 1286 01:39:40.147 --> 01:39:43.477 For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core. 1287 01:39:43.650 --> 01:39:46.030 And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes. 1288 01:39:46.737 --> 01:39:47.697 Well... 1289 01:39:50.324 --> 01:39:52.204 That's a terrible idea. 1290 01:39:52.367 --> 01:39:54.737 Which is the only kind of idea we have left. 1291 01:39:55.704 --> 01:39:57.124 Unbelievable. 1292 01:39:57.289 --> 01:39:59.619 "Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that." 1293 01:40:01.126 --> 01:40:02.586 What a day. 1294 01:40:10.177 --> 01:40:13.717 All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. 1295 01:40:13.889 --> 01:40:15.099 That activates it. 1296 01:40:15.265 --> 01:40:17.095 Then you push this button... 1297 01:40:17.267 --> 01:40:20.307 which will give you five minutes to get out of there. 1298 01:40:20.479 --> 01:40:21.859 Now, whatever you do... 1299 01:40:22.397 --> 01:40:24.817 don't push this button... 1300 01:40:24.983 --> 01:40:28.573 because that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead. 1301 01:40:28.737 --> 01:40:31.157 Now, repeat back what I just said. 1302 01:40:31.323 --> 01:40:33.123 -I am Groot. -Uh-huh. 1303 01:40:33.283 --> 01:40:35.243 -I am Groot. -That's right. 1304 01:40:35.410 --> 01:40:36.620 -I am Groot. -No! 1305 01:40:36.954 --> 01:40:39.334 No, that's the button that will kill everyone! 1306 01:40:39.498 --> 01:40:40.498 Try again. 1307 01:40:43.502 --> 01:40:45.342 -I am Groot. -Mm-hmm. 1308 01:40:45.504 --> 01:40:47.554 -I am Groot. -Uh-huh. 1309 01:40:47.714 --> 01:40:48.634 I am Groot. 1310 01:40:48.799 --> 01:40:50.629 No! That's exactly what you just said! 1311 01:40:50.801 --> 01:40:52.391 How is that even possible? 1312 01:40:52.553 --> 01:40:54.763 Which button is the button you're supposed to push? 1313 01:40:54.930 --> 01:40:56.060 Point to it. 1314 01:40:56.223 --> 01:40:57.183 No! 1315 01:40:57.516 --> 01:40:59.266 Hey, you're making him nervous! 1316 01:40:59.434 --> 01:41:01.194 Shut up and get me some tape! 1317 01:41:01.353 --> 01:41:02.733 Does anybody have any tape out there? 1318 01:41:02.896 --> 01:41:04.606 I wanna put some tape over the death button. 1319 01:41:04.773 --> 01:41:07.653 I don't have any tape. Let me check. 1320 01:41:07.818 --> 01:41:09.278 Yo, Yondu... 1321 01:41:10.654 --> 01:41:12.824 Do you have any tape? 1322 01:41:15.117 --> 01:41:18.157 Gamora? Do you have any tape? 1323 01:41:18.328 --> 01:41:19.368 Tape! 1324 01:41:19.538 --> 01:41:20.788 Never mind. 1325 01:41:22.875 --> 01:41:25.465 Drax, do you have any tape? 1326 01:41:26.211 --> 01:41:28.171 Yes, Scotch tape would work. 1327 01:41:28.463 --> 01:41:30.423 Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, 1328 01:41:30.507 --> 01:41:32.007 if you don't have any? 1329 01:41:33.010 --> 01:41:34.140 Nobody has any tape! 1330 01:41:34.303 --> 01:41:35.853 Not a single person has tape? 1331 01:41:36.221 --> 01:41:37.221 Nope! 1332 01:41:37.389 --> 01:41:38.559 Did you ask Nebula? 1333 01:41:39.433 --> 01:41:40.143 Yes! 1334 01:41:40.309 --> 01:41:41.519 Are you sure? 1335 01:41:41.685 --> 01:41:42.975 I asked Yondu... 1336 01:41:43.145 --> 01:41:45.315 -and she was sitting next to him. -I knew you were lying! 1337 01:41:45.480 --> 01:41:47.520 You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. 1338 01:41:47.691 --> 01:41:50.071 If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you! 1339 01:41:50.235 --> 01:41:53.735 That's exactly my point! I have to do everything! 1340 01:41:53.947 --> 01:41:56.447 You are wasting a lot of time here! 1341 01:42:02.789 --> 01:42:04.789 We're all gonna die. 1342 01:42:06.460 --> 01:42:08.630 Rear thrusters are out again! 1343 01:42:08.795 --> 01:42:11.585 We're done for without that generator! 1344 01:42:24.853 --> 01:42:26.103 Guardians... 1345 01:42:26.897 --> 01:42:28.567 perhaps it will provide you solace... 1346 01:42:28.732 --> 01:42:31.402 that your deaths are not without purpose. 1347 01:42:31.902 --> 01:42:33.572 They will serve as a warning... 1348 01:42:33.737 --> 01:42:35.987 to all of those tempted with betraying us. 1349 01:42:36.532 --> 01:42:39.332 Don't screw with the Sovereign. 1350 01:42:43.080 --> 01:42:44.160 This is gonna hurt. 1351 01:42:44.331 --> 01:42:45.961 Promises, promises. 1352 01:42:56.301 --> 01:42:57.141 Hey! 1353 01:43:08.939 --> 01:43:09.939 No! 1354 01:43:10.524 --> 01:43:12.654 No! No! No! 1355 01:43:18.115 --> 01:43:19.125 We're gonna blow! 1356 01:43:24.371 --> 01:43:26.411 Peter! No! 1357 01:43:46.226 --> 01:43:47.136 What? 1358 01:43:47.561 --> 01:43:49.561 You look like Mary Poppins. 1359 01:43:49.730 --> 01:43:51.150 Is he cool? 1360 01:43:52.941 --> 01:43:54.651 Hell, yeah, he's cool. 1361 01:43:55.319 --> 01:43:57.279 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! 1362 01:44:24.598 --> 01:44:26.678 Mantis, look out! 1363 01:44:38.737 --> 01:44:40.407 She's just unconscious. 1364 01:44:56.380 --> 01:44:57.920 How long until the bomb goes off? 1365 01:44:58.090 --> 01:45:00.430 In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't kill us all... 1366 01:45:00.592 --> 01:45:01.842 about six minutes. 1367 01:45:06.807 --> 01:45:09.307 Kraglin, we need the quadrant for an extraction. 1368 01:45:09.476 --> 01:45:10.476 T-minus five minutes. 1369 01:45:10.644 --> 01:45:11.814 Aye, Captain. 1370 01:45:15.649 --> 01:45:17.569 Somebody's gotta be up top when Kraglin arrives. 1371 01:45:18.861 --> 01:45:20.401 Drax, take Mantis. 1372 01:45:23.240 --> 01:45:24.620 My nipples! 1373 01:45:32.749 --> 01:45:34.079 Gamora! 1374 01:45:37.713 --> 01:45:38.843 Peter! 1375 01:46:05.073 --> 01:46:06.493 Get over it. 1376 01:46:06.867 --> 01:46:10.747 Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want. 1377 01:46:12.748 --> 01:46:17.248 What kind of father would I be to let you make this choice? 1378 01:46:46.698 --> 01:46:47.818 Yeah! 1379 01:46:48.784 --> 01:46:52.414 Soon, Peter, we will be all there is. 1380 01:46:53.080 --> 01:46:56.290 So stop pissing me off! 1381 01:47:16.395 --> 01:47:18.025 We have to get up to the extraction point! 1382 01:47:26.113 --> 01:47:27.113 Go! 1383 01:49:26.567 --> 01:49:28.147 I told you... 1384 01:49:28.318 --> 01:49:32.238 I don't want to do this alone. 1385 01:49:35.450 --> 01:49:36.450 You cannot deny... 1386 01:49:36.618 --> 01:49:40.958 the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you. 1387 01:49:50.048 --> 01:49:51.838 Everyone, I need you to stay back! 1388 01:49:52.050 --> 01:49:53.050 What is that? 1389 01:50:08.734 --> 01:50:11.034 It doesn't need to be like this, Peter. 1390 01:50:13.071 --> 01:50:16.201 Why are you destroying our chance? 1391 01:50:18.827 --> 01:50:21.957 Stop pretending you aren't what you are. 1392 01:50:23.874 --> 01:50:24.874 One in billions. 1393 01:50:26.585 --> 01:50:28.425 Trillions. Even more. 1394 01:50:30.756 --> 01:50:35.136 What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer? 1395 01:50:37.804 --> 01:50:41.984 I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! 1396 01:50:42.476 --> 01:50:44.346 I use my heart... 1397 01:51:19.596 --> 01:51:23.386 You shouldn't have killed my mom, and squished my Walkman. 1398 01:51:23.559 --> 01:51:27.099 And if you don't love me now 1399 01:51:27.271 --> 01:51:29.691 You will never love me again 1400 01:51:29.857 --> 01:51:32.687 I can still hear you saying 1401 01:51:32.860 --> 01:51:36.780 You would never break the chain 1402 01:51:36.947 --> 01:51:38.987 And if you don't love me now 1403 01:51:39.157 --> 01:51:41.827 You will never love me again 1404 01:51:42.452 --> 01:51:46.622 I can still hear you saying 1405 01:51:46.790 --> 01:51:49.580 You would never break the chain 1406 01:51:49.751 --> 01:51:52.301 And if you don't love me now 1407 01:51:52.462 --> 01:51:55.342 You will never love me again 1408 01:51:55.507 --> 01:52:00.967 I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain 1409 01:52:03.640 --> 01:52:06.430 Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up! 1410 01:52:06.602 --> 01:52:09.852 I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted! 1411 01:52:10.230 --> 01:52:11.820 Groot, hurry! 1412 01:53:07.579 --> 01:53:09.829 Yondu, we're about to blow! 1413 01:53:09.998 --> 01:53:11.458 Get to the ship! 1414 01:53:11.625 --> 01:53:12.675 Not without Quill! 1415 01:53:12.835 --> 01:53:15.005 You need to take care of the twig! 1416 01:53:16.255 --> 01:53:18.055 Not without you! 1417 01:53:19.216 --> 01:53:22.506 I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life, rat. 1418 01:53:25.889 --> 01:53:28.099 You need to give me this. 1419 01:53:38.318 --> 01:53:40.818 A spacesuit and an aero-rig. 1420 01:53:40.988 --> 01:53:43.158 I only have one of each. 1421 01:53:55.419 --> 01:53:57.089 I am Groot. 1422 01:53:57.838 --> 01:53:58.918 What's that? 1423 01:54:00.549 --> 01:54:04.759 He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy." 1424 01:54:05.345 --> 01:54:07.715 Only he didn't use "frickin'." 1425 01:54:13.979 --> 01:54:15.059 Bye, twig. 1426 01:54:16.982 --> 01:54:20.612 We're gonna need to have a real discussion about your language. 1427 01:55:15.249 --> 01:55:16.249 Where's Peter? 1428 01:55:17.000 --> 01:55:19.000 Rocket, where is he? 1429 01:55:19.753 --> 01:55:20.713 Rocket. 1430 01:55:20.879 --> 01:55:22.459 Rocket, look at me! Where is he? 1431 01:55:28.846 --> 01:55:31.216 No. I'm not leaving without him. 1432 01:55:38.188 --> 01:55:39.188 I'm sorry. 1433 01:55:40.023 --> 01:55:42.863 I can only afford to lose one friend today. 1434 01:55:43.402 --> 01:55:44.402 Kraglin, go! 1435 01:55:45.237 --> 01:55:46.237 Wait... 1436 01:55:46.989 --> 01:55:48.569 Is Quill back? 1437 01:55:50.075 --> 01:55:52.615 Rocket, where's Quill? 1438 01:55:53.662 --> 01:55:57.082 Rocket, where's Quill? 1439 01:55:58.083 --> 01:55:59.333 Rocket! 1440 01:56:00.419 --> 01:56:01.249 Where's Quill? 1441 01:56:03.422 --> 01:56:05.422 Where's Quill? 1442 01:56:13.640 --> 01:56:15.890 No, we need to stop it. 1443 01:56:21.064 --> 01:56:22.074 Stop. 1444 01:56:22.858 --> 01:56:24.478 Stop. Listen to me! 1445 01:56:24.651 --> 01:56:26.241 You are a god. 1446 01:56:27.654 --> 01:56:28.994 If you kill me... 1447 01:56:29.156 --> 01:56:31.776 you'll be just like everybody else. 1448 01:56:32.826 --> 01:56:34.446 What's so wrong with that? 1449 01:56:34.620 --> 01:56:35.620 No! 1450 01:57:26.255 --> 01:57:30.015 He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy. 1451 01:57:34.346 --> 01:57:36.676 I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. 1452 01:57:37.766 --> 01:57:40.056 I'm damn lucky you're my boy. 1453 01:57:43.814 --> 01:57:45.154 What? 1454 01:57:56.910 --> 01:57:58.080 Yondu, what are you doing? 1455 01:57:58.245 --> 01:57:59.415 You can't. 1456 01:58:00.122 --> 01:58:01.872 Yondu! 1457 01:58:07.462 --> 01:58:09.052 No! 1458 01:58:13.635 --> 01:58:14.505 No! 1459 01:58:17.890 --> 01:58:20.480 No! No! 1460 01:58:21.768 --> 01:58:23.058 No! 1461 01:59:17.866 --> 01:59:19.276 I told Gamora... 1462 01:59:19.451 --> 01:59:23.371 how when I was a kid I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad. 1463 01:59:26.124 --> 01:59:28.844 He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy. 1464 01:59:30.337 --> 01:59:32.257 Earlier, it struck me... 1465 01:59:33.465 --> 01:59:37.585 Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. 1466 01:59:38.178 --> 01:59:40.308 He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel... 1467 01:59:40.472 --> 01:59:42.772 but he did have the whistle of one. 1468 01:59:42.933 --> 01:59:46.443 Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures... 1469 01:59:46.603 --> 01:59:49.113 and hooked up with hot women... 1470 01:59:49.273 --> 01:59:51.273 and fought robots. 1471 01:59:53.944 --> 01:59:57.954 I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all. 1472 01:59:58.115 --> 01:59:59.285 Only it was you, Yondu. 1473 02:00:05.873 --> 02:00:07.793 I had a pretty cool dad. 1474 02:00:10.794 --> 02:00:13.464 What I'm trying to say here is... 1475 02:00:14.464 --> 02:00:19.144 sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life... 1476 02:00:21.471 --> 02:00:23.811 it's right there by your side all along. 1477 02:00:23.974 --> 02:00:25.814 You don't even know it. 1478 02:00:37.863 --> 02:00:39.323 I am Groot. 1479 02:00:40.699 --> 02:00:42.489 He did call you twig. 1480 02:00:44.870 --> 02:00:46.200 Nebula... 1481 02:00:51.168 --> 02:00:53.168 I was a child like you. 1482 02:00:54.004 --> 02:00:58.174 I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. 1483 02:00:58.342 --> 02:01:01.302 And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. 1484 02:01:01.470 --> 02:01:03.220 I'm trying to make it right. 1485 02:01:03.388 --> 02:01:04.808 There are little girls like you... 1486 02:01:04.973 --> 02:01:07.813 across the universe who are in danger. 1487 02:01:10.479 --> 02:01:12.019 You can stay with us and help them. 1488 02:01:12.648 --> 02:01:15.028 I will help them by killing Thanos. 1489 02:01:15.192 --> 02:01:17.192 I don't know if that's possible. 1490 02:01:32.084 --> 02:01:34.214 You will always be my sister. 1491 02:02:18.589 --> 02:02:19.419 Pete! 1492 02:02:23.218 --> 02:02:24.968 Captain found this for you in a junker shop. 1493 02:02:25.137 --> 02:02:27.967 Said you'd come back to the fold someday. 1494 02:02:29.766 --> 02:02:30.926 What is it? 1495 02:02:31.101 --> 02:02:32.061 It's called a Zune. 1496 02:02:32.227 --> 02:02:33.937 It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays. 1497 02:02:34.104 --> 02:02:35.654 It's got 300 songs on it. 1498 02:02:35.814 --> 02:02:38.114 300 songs? 1499 02:02:43.238 --> 02:02:44.408 Wait. 1500 02:02:50.454 --> 02:02:52.294 Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them. 1501 02:02:52.456 --> 02:02:54.916 I think Yondu would want you to have it. 1502 02:02:58.337 --> 02:02:59.667 Thanks... 1503 02:03:01.507 --> 02:03:02.797 Captain. 1504 02:03:41.839 --> 02:03:44.629 It's not time to make a change 1505 02:03:45.676 --> 02:03:49.296 Just relax, take it easy 1506 02:03:49.471 --> 02:03:53.181 You're still young, that's your fault 1507 02:03:53.350 --> 02:03:56.310 There's so much you have to know 1508 02:03:56.478 --> 02:04:00.648 Find a girl, settle down 1509 02:04:00.816 --> 02:04:03.936 If you want you can marry 1510 02:04:04.111 --> 02:04:09.531 Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy 1511 02:04:14.872 --> 02:04:16.212 They came. 1512 02:04:24.214 --> 02:04:25.674 What is it? 1513 02:04:26.341 --> 02:04:30.471 I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies, and told them what he did. 1514 02:04:34.057 --> 02:04:35.887 It's a Ravager funeral. 1515 02:04:53.327 --> 02:04:54.237 Yeah! 1516 02:04:54.912 --> 02:04:56.372 Yeah! 1517 02:05:03.712 --> 02:05:05.592 He didn't let us down after all, Captain. 1518 02:05:06.548 --> 02:05:08.338 No, he did not, son. 1519 02:05:09.343 --> 02:05:10.763 He did not. 1520 02:05:17.434 --> 02:05:20.854 Fare thee well, old friend. 1521 02:05:23.065 --> 02:05:27.905 Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars. 1522 02:05:31.949 --> 02:05:33.949 He didn't chase them away. 1523 02:05:34.117 --> 02:05:35.197 No. 1524 02:05:36.245 --> 02:05:38.375 Even though he yelled at them. 1525 02:05:38.539 --> 02:05:40.039 And was always mean. 1526 02:05:42.626 --> 02:05:44.746 And he stole batteries he didn't need. 1527 02:05:50.384 --> 02:05:51.934 Well, of course not. 1528 02:06:16.159 --> 02:06:17.329 What? 1529 02:06:17.995 --> 02:06:19.125 It's just... 1530 02:06:21.790 --> 02:06:24.500 some unspoken thing. 1531 02:06:33.594 --> 02:06:35.684 It's beautiful. 1532 02:06:37.181 --> 02:06:38.351 It is. 1533 02:06:39.850 --> 02:06:42.020 And so are you. 1534 02:06:43.979 --> 02:06:45.189 On the inside. 1535 02:06:52.029 --> 02:06:53.859 Now there's a way 1536 02:06:54.031 --> 02:06:58.031 And I know that I have to go away 1537 02:06:59.703 --> 02:07:02.213 I know I have to go 1538 02:08:41.305 --> 02:08:42.395 You know, it's a shame... 1539 02:08:42.556 --> 02:08:46.936 that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. 1540 02:08:47.102 --> 02:08:50.312 But I think he'd be proud knowing that we are back as a team. 1541 02:08:50.981 --> 02:08:51.981 I'm in. 1542 02:08:52.149 --> 02:08:53.109 Dope. 1543 02:08:53.275 --> 02:08:55.325 I miss you guys so much! 1544 02:08:55.485 --> 02:08:56.735 Hell, yes. 1545 02:08:59.781 --> 02:09:01.781 What say we steal some shit? 1546 02:11:20.881 --> 02:11:22.801 High Priestess, the Council is waiting. 1547 02:11:24.051 --> 02:11:27.141 They are perturbed I've wasted our resources. 1548 02:11:31.808 --> 02:11:34.768 When they see what I have created here... 1549 02:11:34.937 --> 02:11:36.977 their wrath will dissipate. 1550 02:11:38.148 --> 02:11:41.148 It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am? 1551 02:11:42.569 --> 02:11:43.779 That, my child... 1552 02:11:43.946 --> 02:11:45.906 is the next step in our evolution. 1553 02:11:46.073 --> 02:11:49.123 More powerful, more beautiful... 1554 02:11:49.284 --> 02:11:53.464 more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. 1555 02:11:55.999 --> 02:11:58.589 I think I shall call him... 1556 02:12:00.337 --> 02:12:01.837 Adam. 1557 02:14:04.378 --> 02:14:05.208 Dude. 1558 02:14:06.088 --> 02:14:07.628 Seriously? 1559 02:14:07.798 --> 02:14:09.718 You gotta clean up your room. It's a complete mess. 1560 02:14:09.883 --> 02:14:11.303 I am Groot. 1561 02:14:11.468 --> 02:14:13.388 I am not boring. You're boring. 1562 02:14:13.554 --> 02:14:14.474 You know what's boring? 1563 02:14:14.638 --> 02:14:17.718 Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game. 1564 02:14:17.891 --> 02:14:21.601 What's boring is me tripping over your vines every day! 1565 02:14:22.062 --> 02:14:23.232 I'm not boring! 1566 02:14:23.397 --> 02:14:24.477 I am Groot. 1567 02:14:26.149 --> 02:14:28.649 And now I know how Yondu felt. 1568 02:15:04.438 --> 02:15:06.648 In these times of hardship... 1569 02:15:07.774 --> 02:15:09.864 just remember... 1570 02:15:10.444 --> 02:15:14.494 We. Are. Groot. 1571 02:15:17.784 --> 02:15:18.954 Hey, fellas. 1572 02:15:19.119 --> 02:15:20.789 Wait, where are you going? 1573 02:15:20.954 --> 02:15:23.374 You were supposed to be my lift home. 1574 02:15:23.540 --> 02:15:25.170 How will I get out of here? 1575 02:15:25.334 --> 02:15:26.544 Hey! Aw, gee... 1576 02:15:26.710 --> 02:15:29.460 I've got so many more stories to tell. 1577 02:15:29.630 --> 02:15:30.880 Aw, guys. 1578 02:15:31.048 --> 02:15:33.378 Oh, gee...