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Do you think
i look like I'm from sacramento?
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You are from sacramento.
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You don't have to do that.
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Well, it's nice to make things
neat and clean.
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- You ready to go home?
- Ready.
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Her hand moved
behind his head and supported it.
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Her fingers moved gently in his hair.
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She looked up and across the barn,
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and her lips came together
and smiled mysteriously.
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You've been listening to...
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...the grapes of wrath,
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- by John steinbeck. If you--
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our college trip took 21 hours
and five minutes.
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Hey, wait. Let's just sit
with what we heard.
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- Are you serious?
- Well, we don't have to constantly
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be entertaining ourselves, do we?
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I wish I could live through something.
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- Aren't you?
- Nope.
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The only exciting thing
about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
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Okay, fine. Well, yours is
the worst life of all, so you win.
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- Oh, so now you're mad--
- no, it's just...
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-Because I wanted to listen to music?
-You're being ridiculous,
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-because you have a great life.
-L'm sorry I'm not perfect.
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No one's asking you to be perfect.
Just considerate would do.
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I don't even want to go to school
in this state anyway.
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I hate California.
I want to go to the east coast.
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Your dad and I will barely
be able to afford in-state tuition.
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- There are loans, scholarships.
- Your very smart brother--
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-he can't even find a job.
- He and Shelly work. They have jobs.
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They bag at the grocery store.
That is not a career.
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And they went to Berkeley.
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Your father's company
is laying off people right and left.
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Did you even know that?
No, of course you don't,
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because you don't think
about anybody but yourself.
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And immaculate heart is already a luxury.
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Immaculate fart. You wanted that, not me.
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Miguel saw someone knifed
in front of him at sac high.
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Is that what you want?
So, you're telling me
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that you want to see somebody
knifed right in front of you?
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He barely saw that.
I wanna go where culture is,
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-like New York, or at least Connecticut...
- How in the world did I raise such a snob?
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...or New Hampshire,
where writers live in the woods.
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You couldn't get
into those schools, anyway.
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- Mom!
- You can't even pass your driver's test.
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Because you wouldn't
let me practice enough!
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The way that you work--
or the way that you don't work--
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you're not even worth
state tuition, Christine.
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- My name is lady bird.
- Well, actually, it's not,
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-and it's ridiculous--
- call me lady bird,
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-because your name is Christine.
-Like you said you would.
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You should just go to city college.
You know, with your work ethic,
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just go to city college, and then to jail,
and then back to city college,
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and then maybe you'd learn to pull
yourself up and not expect everybody to--
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in the name of the father,
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and the son, and the holy spirit.
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Amen.
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- Let the lord be with you.
- And also with you.
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I want to welcome all of you back
to the start of the new school year,
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all the Xavier boys
and immaculate heart girls.
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Hail Mary, full of grace.
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The lord is with thee.
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Blessed art thou amongst women...
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Glory to you, o lord.
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I pledge allegiance to the flag
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of the United States of America,
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and to the Republic for which it stands,
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one nation under god, indivisible,
with Liberty and justice for all.
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A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys,
boys and healthy vending machines,
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because no one wants a muffin
with that many calories.
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Whoo!
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Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno,
is this gonna be on the finals,"
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or, "Mr. Bruno, is this
gonna be on the midterm?"
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Because I'm not gonna tell you.
That is none of your business.
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Those aren't the rules. This is my house.
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"A reading from a letter of St. John."
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We're afraid
that we will never escape our past,
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and we're afraid
of what the future will bring.
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We're afraid that we will not
get into the college of our choice.
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We're afraid we won't be loved,
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we won't be liked, we won't succeed.
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Here are the classics--
St. augustine, of course,
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aquinas, my favorite, kierkegaard--
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oh, wait until you hear his love story.
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It will make you swoon.
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And the coming
of our savior, Jesus Christ.
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For the kingdom, the power,
and the glory are yours, now and forever.
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Amen.
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Some of the students
were disturbed by your posters.
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It's just a bird head
on a lady body, or vice versa.
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I think it's a little upsetting.
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It's my tradition to run for office.
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Don't worry. I won't win.
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That's not what I'm worried about.
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This won't mess
with my scholarship, will it?
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No. You're okay there.
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You have a performative streak, I think.
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Yeah, I think that too.
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Maybe you would enjoy theater arts.
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They're having auditions
for the fall musical.
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Do we have that here?
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It's a collaborative effort
with the men at Xavier.
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How am I a senior
and not know we have that?
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Perhaps you haven't always been
an active part of this community.
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They do a fall musical and a spring play,
and from what I hear, it's a real blast.
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What I'd really like
is to be on math olympiad.
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But math isn't something
you're terribly strong in.
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That we know of yet.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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"Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes.
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- But it's not my real name.
-Lt's not the same thing.
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I'm not sure you're right.
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I love this neighborhood.
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Yeah, it's so beautiful.
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If I lived here, I would
definitely have my wedding
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in the backyard.
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I'd have friends over all the time
to study and eat snacks.
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I'd be like, "mom, we're taking
the snacks upstairs to the TV room."
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I'd have my own bathroom.
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I can't stop you dicks
from hanging out here,
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but quit wrinkling all the magazines!
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When I'm in this store,
I'm not your sister.
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I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right.
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Ever since she moved in, your brother
and Shelly are becoming the same person.
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No way.
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Yeah, okay. Maybe.
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See, why don't I look like that?
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Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song
"New York groove" playing
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and feel like it
really applies to my life.
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You've never even been to New York.
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That's why I'm applying
to New York colleges.
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Do you know if Sarah Lawrence
is actually in the city?
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- Your parents would pay for that?
- Scholarships, financial aid...
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I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't
get in, but she is sorely mistaken.
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- What about terrorism?
- Don't be a republican.
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Probably just gonna go to city college.
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Put the magazine back!
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Shit!
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- You doing okay, mama?
- Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it?
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Thank god you were there.
So I guess we can't have pencils anymore.
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Yeah, just gotta go back
to quill tipped markers. Crayola.
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Right. Thank you. It's for you.
I got it for the baby.
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- I couldn't resist it.
- She loves pink.
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It's more for you and Andrea
than it is for the baby.
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I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.
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- No, it's perfect.
- Okay. Good.
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I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Did you know toothpaste
is basically ineffective.
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-Lt's like sucking on a mint.
- Mike Kelly died.
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I didn't even know he was sick again.
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How old was he?
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Only 56.
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- Can Shelly and I get in there?
- In a minute, honey.
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- Dad and I are still in here.
- That's too young.
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- Lady bird, you better be dressed.
- I am dressed.
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Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note.
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Do you think that Shelly and Miguel
have sex on the pullout couch?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Why can't I just make the eggs?
- Because you take too long,
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you make a big mess,
and I have to clean the whole thing up.
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Eggs aren't good
for the environment anyways.
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- What?
- You heard her.
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Eat quickly, please.
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Look at all these pictures.
Every newspaper looks like usa today.
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Shelly and I are trying to be vegan,
hence the soy milk.
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You wear leather jackets.
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But they're vintage,
so they don't support the industry.
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They aren't done. There's white stuff.
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You know how much you love brambles?
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Pigs are smarter than him even.
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I never thought brambles
was a genius, okay?
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- Mom, the eggs are not done.
- Fine. Make your own fucking eggs.
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I wanted to. You won't let me.
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- Your sister doesn't like me.
- I'm hungry!
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- She does.
- You had your chance. Going to bed.
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"["Hand in i\/i
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did you know that alanis morissette
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wrote this song in only ten minutes?
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I believe it.
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So, I'm applying
to a couple east coast schools.
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I need you to help me with the financial
aid applications, but mom can't know.
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We... aren't they quite expensive?
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First, yes. That's why financial aid.
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Second, I have to get in first.
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Mom won't be happy about it.
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Which is why I don't
want to fight about it before I have to.
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- Just pull over here.
- Are you sure?
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- I can drive you to the front.
- No. This is fine. I like to walk.
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Well, I love you.
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So, what do you think about college?
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- See what I can do.
- Thanks, dad.
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I love you too. Have a good day at work.
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Hey, I'm like Keith Richards.
I'm just happy to be anywhere.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- All right, girls.
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- Hope you like pickles.
- Thanks, uncle Matt.
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- Sweet.
- He's not your uncle.
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Just something I'm trying out. Bye, mom.
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- Bye.
- Love you.
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Bye. I love you.
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- Your mom really likes you.
- Yeah.
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- I just keep getting fatter.
- Me too.
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- Matt's awesome.
- Yeah.
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I hope he marries my mom.
That would be so nice.
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He promised me his old car when I turn 18.
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Ugh! That car should be illegal.
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Jenna walton's not doing any off-reading.
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She just goes to pavilions.
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I heard Jenna walton
has a tanning bed in her house.
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She is so pretty.
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Her skin is luminous.
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Maybe we should try tanning.
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Yeah.
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...in the tub...
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I scoot myself under,
just like now, like this,
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and then the water just-- whoop.
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Schwoop.
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Ooh, you're so gross!
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I think I figured it out
when I was, like, three or something.
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I take the showerhead...
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Oh, my god...
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Embarrassing, I use that.
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I don't know if mine
is the right kind though.
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Maybe it's different
when you actually have a penis in there.
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Like, it's more intense.
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Mine was pretty intense, I think.
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You're not supposed to eat the wafers.
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They're not consecrated.
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- Being alive
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okay. Christine.
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- Lady bird.
-Ls that your given name?
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- Yeah.
- Why is it in quotes?
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Well, I gave it to myself.
It's given to me, by me.
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Okay. Take it away, lady bird.
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Everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
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everybody says don't, it isn't right
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don't, it isn't nice
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everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
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everybody says don't walk on the grass
240
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-- rolling along
241
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rolling along
242
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make me a channel of your peace
243
00:12:45.695 --> 00:12:49.991
where there is despair in life
let me bring hope
244
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where there is darkness, only light
245
00:12:55.121 --> 00:12:57.165
and where there's sadness, ever joy
246
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and where there's sadness, ever joy
247
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and where there's sadness, ever joy
248
00:13:01.586 --> 00:13:04.797
there are giants in the sky
249
00:13:05.798 --> 00:13:10.386
there are big, tall,
terrible giants in the sky
250
00:13:12.847 --> 00:13:14.724
when you're way up high
and you look below
251
00:13:14.807 --> 00:13:16.559
at the world you left
and the things you know
252
00:13:16.642 --> 00:13:18.519
little more than a glance
ls enough to show you
253
00:13:18.603 --> 00:13:20.229
just how small you are
254
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I see light on in your room.
Go to bed.
255
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- Congratulations.
- You too. We both got in.
256
00:13:28.154 --> 00:13:29.906
Everyone who auditioned got in.
257
00:13:29.989 --> 00:13:32.283
The part I got was basically
not getting in.
258
00:13:32.366 --> 00:13:34.535
I don't even know
how I got cast in my part.
259
00:13:34.619 --> 00:13:37.914
Me neither. I was the one
who had a dress and prepared a song.
260
00:13:37.997 --> 00:13:40.208
- I know.
- Now you're gonna be all romantic
261
00:13:40.291 --> 00:13:41.292
with Danny on stage.
262
00:13:41.375 --> 00:13:44.003
It's probably my only shot at that,
you know?
263
00:13:44.086 --> 00:13:47.006
- Do you have a pen?
- Yeah.
264
00:14:02.730 --> 00:14:04.315
- Mom.
- We don't need to buy that.
265
00:14:04.398 --> 00:14:07.151
It's only three dollars.
I'm having a hard week.
266
00:14:07.235 --> 00:14:09.445
Well, if you wanna read it,
we can go down to the public library.
267
00:14:09.529 --> 00:14:11.989
- I wanna read it in bed.
- That's something that rich people do.
268
00:14:12.073 --> 00:14:13.157
We're not rich people.
269
00:14:17.078 --> 00:14:18.579
Stop.
270
00:14:18.663 --> 00:14:19.997
Stop it. Stop it.
271
00:14:22.500 --> 00:14:23.626
Listen, stop.
272
00:14:23.709 --> 00:14:24.961
Hey.
273
00:14:25.044 --> 00:14:26.087
Hi.
274
00:14:26.170 --> 00:14:28.297
Come here often?
275
00:14:28.381 --> 00:14:29.507
Excuse me?
276
00:14:29.590 --> 00:14:32.051
I'm lady bird.
We're gonna be in the musical together.
277
00:14:32.134 --> 00:14:35.304
Oh, yeah. I remember you.
You were wearing that dress.
278
00:14:35.388 --> 00:14:38.182
Well, I just wanted to say, "what's up,"
and I'll see you in rehearsal.
279
00:14:38.266 --> 00:14:41.060
Thanks. I'm super excited.
You-- you live in the neighborhood?
280
00:14:41.143 --> 00:14:43.646
No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.
281
00:14:43.729 --> 00:14:46.440
- Wh-what?
-Ls that your family?
282
00:14:46.524 --> 00:14:47.441
Yeah.
283
00:14:48.234 --> 00:14:49.735
Wow. There's so many of you.
284
00:14:49.819 --> 00:14:52.947
Irish catholic. It's hard to find a girl
to date that's not my cousin.
285
00:14:53.030 --> 00:14:56.909
Well, okay.
You're gonna make a great Franklin.
286
00:14:56.993 --> 00:15:00.454
Oh, thanks. I want my hair--
or his hair-- to be curly, though.
287
00:15:00.538 --> 00:15:01.789
- Yeah.
- Like, um--
288
00:15:01.872 --> 00:15:03.583
like Jim morrison. Very '70s.
289
00:15:03.666 --> 00:15:06.127
- Like Jim morrison. Exactly.
- Yeah.
290
00:15:06.210 --> 00:15:07.670
- Danny!
- Oh, I gotta go.
291
00:15:07.753 --> 00:15:10.131
Bye.
292
00:15:13.134 --> 00:15:14.760
Who is Jim morrison again?
293
00:15:14.844 --> 00:15:16.929
He was in a rock band, moron. The doors.
294
00:15:17.013 --> 00:15:19.140
- I knew that.
- This is with your employee discount?
295
00:15:19.223 --> 00:15:21.267
Yeah. It's already included.
296
00:15:21.350 --> 00:15:23.394
Oh, my-- okay.
297
00:15:23.477 --> 00:15:25.146
- Ma.
- Ma.
298
00:15:25.229 --> 00:15:27.315
- Mana.
- Mana.
299
00:15:27.398 --> 00:15:28.899
- Manala.
- Manala.
300
00:15:28.983 --> 00:15:32.361
Because it's not important
to be right. It's only important to be--
301
00:15:32.445 --> 00:15:33.613
- true.
- Exactly!
302
00:15:33.696 --> 00:15:35.740
Purple.
303
00:15:35.823 --> 00:15:37.533
Two.
304
00:15:37.617 --> 00:15:38.701
Two.
305
00:15:38.784 --> 00:15:40.870
Two.
306
00:15:45.833 --> 00:15:48.836
Yesterday is done
307
00:15:48.919 --> 00:15:52.882
see the pretty countryside
308
00:15:52.965 --> 00:15:56.302
to get our emotions going,
we're going to play
309
00:15:56.385 --> 00:15:59.347
first one to cry wins
310
00:15:59.430 --> 00:16:02.975
starting... now.
311
00:16:03.059 --> 00:16:04.435
Rm playing too.
312
00:16:05.102 --> 00:16:06.437
So is miss Patty.
313
00:16:28.376 --> 00:16:30.544
Oh...
314
00:16:30.628 --> 00:16:33.631
I'm sorry.
315
00:16:33.881 --> 00:16:35.049
I'm sorry.
316
00:16:36.801 --> 00:16:39.720
I heard that before
he became a priest, he was married,
317
00:16:39.804 --> 00:16:43.265
and had a son named etienne,
who died at 17 of a drug overdose,
318
00:16:43.349 --> 00:16:44.850
which maybe was a suicide.
319
00:16:44.934 --> 00:16:48.145
But my mom says same difference,
if you're that careless with your life.
320
00:16:48.979 --> 00:16:51.399
Oh, that's her. Gotta go.
321
00:16:51.482 --> 00:16:53.025
'By9,guys.
- Bye_
322
00:16:57.405 --> 00:16:59.407
oh, I almost forgot.
323
00:16:59.490 --> 00:17:03.994
I brought you these hot rollers...
For your Jim morrison hair.
324
00:17:04.078 --> 00:17:06.956
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
325
00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:10.126
- You'll have to show me how to use them.
- It would be my pleasure.
326
00:17:12.503 --> 00:17:14.004
They look like sperms.
327
00:17:18.718 --> 00:17:21.637
Iju-- I just remembered,
i had a dream about you.
328
00:17:21.721 --> 00:17:23.472
- Really?
- Yeah.
329
00:17:23.556 --> 00:17:26.517
- What-- what happened?
- Um, we were--
330
00:17:26.600 --> 00:17:28.686
we were flying to Disneyland
on a giant carrot.
331
00:17:28.769 --> 00:17:31.147
That's awesome.
332
00:17:31.230 --> 00:17:33.482
- I love Disneyland.
- Yeah. Me too.
333
00:17:33.566 --> 00:17:36.318
- I think it's kind of scary, but...
- Mm.
334
00:17:36.402 --> 00:17:37.695
...l also love it.
335
00:17:38.612 --> 00:17:40.823
So, everybody clear
on applying rules of exponents?
336
00:17:40.906 --> 00:17:43.367
You guys with me'? Don't leave me hanging.
337
00:17:43.451 --> 00:17:47.037
Give me a nod. That's good.
Maybe even a verbal confirmation.
338
00:17:47.121 --> 00:17:48.122
Yes.
339
00:17:48.205 --> 00:17:50.207
Aha! Thank you.
That's what I like to hear.
340
00:17:50.291 --> 00:17:53.502
All right. So I'm gonna be passing back
your graded quizzes.
341
00:17:53.586 --> 00:17:56.547
I urge you to find the problems
where you went wrong and work them out.
342
00:17:56.630 --> 00:17:58.632
Good job, Jules.
343
00:17:58.716 --> 00:18:01.719
I can tell from your work
you even understood the ones you missed.
344
00:18:07.850 --> 00:18:09.477
Suck a dick.
345
00:18:09.560 --> 00:18:11.520
I like "Jules."
346
00:18:11.604 --> 00:18:15.065
I just don't get why I'm not good at math.
My dad is really good in math.
347
00:18:15.149 --> 00:18:17.443
Even Miguel has a math degree.
348
00:18:17.526 --> 00:18:18.944
Maybe it's your mom's fault.
349
00:18:28.829 --> 00:18:31.123
- You lose! Point Julie!
- No. Look.
350
00:18:33.834 --> 00:18:35.753
- Wish me luck.
- Luck.
351
00:18:40.841 --> 00:18:43.010
Hey, wanna dance?
352
00:18:43.093 --> 00:18:45.387
Hell, yeah.
353
00:18:50.476 --> 00:18:54.230
Six inches for the holy spirit.
354
00:19:10.746 --> 00:19:12.540
That's us.
355
00:19:12.623 --> 00:19:15.125
- Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming.
- No, she's not.
356
00:19:15.209 --> 00:19:17.253
- Yeah, she is.
- The plan was to sleep over at my house.
357
00:19:17.336 --> 00:19:18.337
No. It's fine.
358
00:19:19.088 --> 00:19:20.089
Okay. Bye.
359
00:19:20.631 --> 00:19:21.549
Bye.
360
00:19:23.217 --> 00:19:24.468
Hey, Matt.
361
00:19:32.268 --> 00:19:33.727
Have you ever been out of the country?
362
00:19:34.645 --> 00:19:36.188
- When I was little.
- Mm.
363
00:19:37.231 --> 00:19:40.693
My-- my dad had a job
that took him to Brazil.
364
00:19:40.776 --> 00:19:42.528
I remember from the pictures.
365
00:19:42.611 --> 00:19:44.572
My dream to--
366
00:19:44.655 --> 00:19:47.867
- oh. Sorry.
- No. No, you go.
367
00:19:47.950 --> 00:19:49.952
I've never been out of the country.
368
00:19:50.035 --> 00:19:52.746
It's, uh-- it's my dream to go to Paris.
369
00:19:52.830 --> 00:19:55.499
Ohh. Paris.
370
00:19:56.292 --> 00:19:58.294
That's why I'm taking French.
371
00:19:58.377 --> 00:20:01.672
My mom said French wasn't useful.
372
00:20:01.922 --> 00:20:04.300
It is if you wanna go to Paris.
373
00:20:12.224 --> 00:20:14.977
I still don't know how to use
those rollers that you gave me.
374
00:20:15.060 --> 00:20:16.896
Oh... oh, it's so easy.
375
00:20:16.979 --> 00:20:20.065
- Um, so, after they heat up--
- mm-hmm?
376
00:20:20.149 --> 00:20:23.569
...you-- you take your hair
377
00:20:23.652 --> 00:20:28.032
and you twist the hair like this, and...
378
00:20:42.671 --> 00:20:45.049
Larry, how long will this hold us?
379
00:20:45.132 --> 00:20:47.968
- I don't know.
- Well, somebody's gotta know.
380
00:20:50.930 --> 00:20:51.931
I'm not sure.
381
00:20:52.014 --> 00:20:54.141
What happens if somebody
gets in an accident?
382
00:20:54.224 --> 00:20:57.603
Uh, the severance package
expires all at once.
383
00:20:57.686 --> 00:21:00.189
Not within the calendar year.
384
00:21:00.272 --> 00:21:02.942
- Is she home?
- Maybe just leave it tonight.
385
00:21:03.025 --> 00:21:05.778
No, she knows better.
She can't sneak around like this.
386
00:21:05.861 --> 00:21:07.196
Marion.
387
00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:09.114
- You can't leave your room like this.
- I didn't.
388
00:21:09.198 --> 00:21:10.824
None of these things were put away right.
389
00:21:10.908 --> 00:21:12.993
- They aren't nice. Christine, now.
- I put my clothes away.
390
00:21:13.077 --> 00:21:14.495
- My name is lady bird.
- Don't lie to me.
391
00:21:14.578 --> 00:21:17.289
This uniform--
this is gonna look like trash on Monday.
392
00:21:17.373 --> 00:21:20.542
This isn't right.
We can't treat our clothes like this.
393
00:21:20.626 --> 00:21:22.503
I don't know what
your wealthy friends do--
394
00:21:22.586 --> 00:21:24.838
why do you care what I do to my clothes?
395
00:21:27.424 --> 00:21:30.552
Your father doesn't have a job.
396
00:21:30.636 --> 00:21:32.596
He lost his job.
397
00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:34.556
Do you need him to come in here
and explain that to you?
398
00:21:35.516 --> 00:21:37.643
Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway.
He's Mr. nice guy,
399
00:21:37.726 --> 00:21:39.645
-and I always have to be the bad guy.
- Can we please just talk...
400
00:21:39.728 --> 00:21:40.980
- It can't look like a rag,
-...About this tomorrow?
401
00:21:41.063 --> 00:21:42.648
Because that makes us look like rags.
402
00:21:42.731 --> 00:21:44.733
You wanna know the truth?
Here's the truth.
403
00:21:44.817 --> 00:21:46.902
Some of your friends' fathers
could employ your father,
404
00:21:46.986 --> 00:21:50.155
and they're not gonna do it
if it looks like his family is trash.
405
00:21:50.239 --> 00:21:51.198
You understand?
406
00:21:59.146 --> 00:22:03.108
Didn't you ever go to sleep without
putting all your clothes away perfectly?
407
00:22:03.191 --> 00:22:04.192
Like even once?
408
00:22:04.901 --> 00:22:06.862
And don't you wish your mom
hadn't gotten angry?
409
00:22:09.531 --> 00:22:11.241
My mother was an abusive alcoholic.
410
00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:19.958
So, I understand you're not interested
in any catholic colleges.
411
00:22:20.041 --> 00:22:21.042
No way.
412
00:22:21.918 --> 00:22:24.671
Sorry. But yes, no way.
413
00:22:24.755 --> 00:22:27.674
Then you'll be applying to ucs
and state schools.
414
00:22:27.758 --> 00:22:31.303
Yeah, but also those east coast
liberal arts schools like Yale,
415
00:22:31.386 --> 00:22:33.972
but not Yale,
because I probably couldn't get in.
416
00:22:38.018 --> 00:22:39.561
You definitely couldn't get in.
417
00:22:40.729 --> 00:22:42.481
Part of my job
is to help you be realistic.
418
00:22:42.564 --> 00:22:44.524
Yeah. It seems like everyone's job.
419
00:22:44.608 --> 00:22:47.569
Your sat scores are strangely very good.
420
00:22:47.652 --> 00:22:52.157
I had placed some calls to local alumni
of the schools you're interested in,
421
00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:54.659
but unfortunately,
all the interviews are taken.
422
00:22:54.743 --> 00:22:56.578
So what does that mean?
423
00:22:56.661 --> 00:23:00.540
It means you'll have to get in
on how you look on paper.
424
00:23:02.036 --> 00:23:07.000
Dreams don't die,
so keep an eye on your dream
425
00:23:07.083 --> 00:23:10.003
and before you know where you are,
there you are
426
00:23:10.086 --> 00:23:11.379
all right. Stop, stop, stop.
427
00:23:22.056 --> 00:23:23.725
Should we go home?
428
00:23:23.808 --> 00:23:26.519
My mom is always mad.
429
00:23:26.602 --> 00:23:29.689
Doesn't matter if I get home late.
She'll be mad at me anyway.
430
00:23:29.772 --> 00:23:33.651
- Your mom's hard on you.
- Yeah, well, she loves me a lot.
431
00:23:36.779 --> 00:23:38.072
Pick a star for us.
432
00:23:41.117 --> 00:23:43.286
That one. Right there.
433
00:23:43.369 --> 00:23:45.288
Next to the bright one,
and then the dim one. You see it?
434
00:23:46.039 --> 00:23:46.956
Yeah.
435
00:23:48.624 --> 00:23:49.876
That's our star.
436
00:23:52.420 --> 00:23:53.421
You know...
437
00:23:55.173 --> 00:23:58.176
You can touch my boobs, right?
438
00:23:58.259 --> 00:24:02.555
I know. It's just that
i respect you too much for that.
439
00:24:03.681 --> 00:24:06.434
Cool. Awesome.
440
00:24:06.517 --> 00:24:09.145
I totally get that. Thank you.
441
00:24:09.228 --> 00:24:10.646
You're welcome.
442
00:24:10.730 --> 00:24:13.649
If you had boobs,
i wouldn't touch them either.
443
00:24:13.733 --> 00:24:15.777
I respect you so much...
444
00:24:17.028 --> 00:24:19.822
Because I love you.
445
00:24:20.156 --> 00:24:21.240
I love you too.
446
00:24:27.789 --> 00:24:31.584
- Let's name our star Claude.
- That's pretentious, don't you think?
447
00:24:31.667 --> 00:24:34.337
It's French. What should we name it?
448
00:24:36.172 --> 00:24:38.591
Bruce.
449
00:24:40.176 --> 00:24:42.720
- I love you!
- I love you.
450
00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:47.475
Bruce.
451
00:24:49.727 --> 00:24:51.479
It's normal to not touch a penis.
452
00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:53.481
I have to go to class.
453
00:24:54.232 --> 00:24:56.234
- But I have free period.
- I need to pass history.
454
00:24:56.317 --> 00:24:58.528
I think we're done with
the learning portion of high school.
455
00:24:58.611 --> 00:25:00.071
-L'm gonna go.
- No.
456
00:25:00.154 --> 00:25:01.697
- Mm-hmm.
- I hate being alone.
457
00:25:01.781 --> 00:25:02.949
Bye! Love you!
458
00:25:38.067 --> 00:25:41.863
Did Danny say whether his grandmother
has a formal Thanksgiving?
459
00:25:41.946 --> 00:25:45.283
I don't know. There are a lot of kids,
but she lives in the fab 40s.
460
00:25:45.366 --> 00:25:48.202
Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner
party once in that neighborhood.
461
00:25:48.286 --> 00:25:50.997
The ceo of isc. That was pretty formal.
462
00:25:52.510 --> 00:25:54.220
You're not going to a funeral.
463
00:25:54.304 --> 00:25:57.307
Well, I don't know.
What says "rich people Thanksgiving"?
464
00:25:57.390 --> 00:26:00.393
I just think it's such a shame that
you're spending your last Thanksgiving
465
00:26:00.476 --> 00:26:02.437
with a family you've never met
instead of us, but--
466
00:26:02.520 --> 00:26:04.814
I know. I guess you want it that way.
467
00:26:06.274 --> 00:26:08.359
- Are you tired?
- No.
468
00:26:08.443 --> 00:26:11.446
- Hey, Marion.
- Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby?
469
00:26:11.529 --> 00:26:14.365
- She's crawling.
- No! I wanna see a picture at checkout.
470
00:26:14.449 --> 00:26:16.034
- K8y-
- k8y-
471
00:26:16.117 --> 00:26:18.661
-'cause if you're tired, we can sit down.
-L'm not tired.
472
00:26:18.745 --> 00:26:21.122
Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell
because you were dragging your feet.
473
00:26:22.123 --> 00:26:23.207
Well, I just couldn't tell.
474
00:26:24.208 --> 00:26:25.752
Why didn't you just say,
"pick up your feet"?
475
00:26:25.835 --> 00:26:26.836
I didn't know if you were tired.
476
00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:28.504
- You were being passive-aggressive.
- No, I wasn't.
477
00:26:28.588 --> 00:26:30.465
- You are so infuriating.
- Please stop yelling.
478
00:26:30.548 --> 00:26:34.385
-L'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect!
- Honey, do you love it?
479
00:26:55.960 --> 00:27:01.007
So, because my grade book has...
Disappeared, here's what we're gonna do.
480
00:27:01.091 --> 00:27:03.343
I'm gonna count on you
to reconstruct it, okay?
481
00:27:03.426 --> 00:27:05.512
Now, I know you all know
your grades better than anybody.
482
00:27:05.595 --> 00:27:09.432
I have a general idea, but this is
all about the honor code right now.
483
00:27:10.475 --> 00:27:12.060
Hi. A-minus.
484
00:27:12.143 --> 00:27:14.020
Pretty sure it was an a.
485
00:27:14.104 --> 00:27:16.314
I'm not, but okay.
486
00:27:16.398 --> 00:27:18.942
It was. Trust me,
i know talent when I see it.
487
00:27:20.485 --> 00:27:22.362
You're welcome. Thank you.
488
00:27:25.990 --> 00:27:27.325
Hey, I think b.
489
00:27:28.576 --> 00:27:32.122
I thought it was more like b-minus,
maybe even c-plus territory?
490
00:27:32.205 --> 00:27:34.499
No, because I did really well
on the last quiz.
491
00:27:34.582 --> 00:27:36.668
Oh. I seem to remember you
doing only slightly better.
492
00:27:36.751 --> 00:27:38.461
That brought my average up to a b.
493
00:27:40.505 --> 00:27:42.799
Okay. B it is.
494
00:27:43.091 --> 00:27:46.261
It's your honor.
495
00:27:46.678 --> 00:27:48.722
Lady bird, your lover awaits!
496
00:27:48.805 --> 00:27:51.725
- Hello, Danny! The famous Danny!
- Hi.
497
00:27:51.808 --> 00:27:53.518
- Aw!
- Oh-ho-ho!
498
00:27:53.601 --> 00:27:55.895
Aren't you adorable?
499
00:27:55.979 --> 00:27:58.022
- Larry, isn't he adorable?
- He's adorable.
500
00:27:58.106 --> 00:28:01.484
You're driving her and everything. Wow.
501
00:28:01.568 --> 00:28:03.570
Yeah, well, thank you
for letting lady bird come
502
00:28:03.653 --> 00:28:05.739
to my grandmother's Thanksgiving,
Mrs. mcpherson.
503
00:28:05.822 --> 00:28:08.074
No. No more politeness. Call me Marion.
504
00:28:08.158 --> 00:28:10.118
Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. mcpherson.
505
00:28:10.201 --> 00:28:12.579
Please, call me Mr. Larry mcpherson.
506
00:28:12.662 --> 00:28:14.789
Larry. Sit down, Danny.
507
00:28:14.873 --> 00:28:17.167
- Can I get you something to drink?
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
508
00:28:17.250 --> 00:28:21.171
Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think
lady bird wants to make an entrance.
509
00:28:21.254 --> 00:28:23.006
She's mad
we don't have a spiral staircase.
510
00:28:24.924 --> 00:28:26.342
- Shelly.
- What?
511
00:28:26.760 --> 00:28:28.887
- Is my name.
- Oh. Hi.
512
00:28:28.970 --> 00:28:31.139
Hi.
513
00:28:31.222 --> 00:28:34.392
It's funny. On my way over here,
i went over the train tracks.
514
00:28:34.476 --> 00:28:36.519
- Oh, you took h street.
- Right. And so,
515
00:28:36.603 --> 00:28:39.314
lady bird always says that she lives
on the wrong side of the tracks,
516
00:28:39.397 --> 00:28:41.775
but I always thought
that was like a metaphor.
517
00:28:41.858 --> 00:28:44.944
- Oh.
- But there are actual train tracks.
518
00:28:46.112 --> 00:28:48.406
Oh, hi. You look amazing!
519
00:28:48.490 --> 00:28:51.826
- What the hell is in the duffel bag?
- Don't worry about it. Jeez.
520
00:28:51.910 --> 00:28:55.872
- My grandmother will love that dress.
- Okay.
521
00:29:04.297 --> 00:29:06.549
Wait.
522
00:29:06.633 --> 00:29:08.927
- This is your grandma's house?
- Yeah.
523
00:29:09.010 --> 00:29:12.722
- Oh, my god!
- Oh, Danny! You're late.
524
00:29:12.806 --> 00:29:15.809
Oh, uh, well, thank you so much
for having us.
525
00:29:15.892 --> 00:29:17.310
- This is lady bird.
- Hi.
526
00:29:17.393 --> 00:29:20.188
Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you.
527
00:29:20.271 --> 00:29:21.981
Your house is my favorite
528
00:29:22.065 --> 00:29:23.650
-in all east sacramento.
- Oh, thank you.
529
00:29:23.733 --> 00:29:26.194
Oh, my god!
530
00:29:26.277 --> 00:29:28.696
- Is this a joke?
- No.
531
00:29:29.614 --> 00:29:32.116
- Pull these out...
- Oh...
532
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:34.160
Almost done. Do you like it?
533
00:29:34.244 --> 00:29:38.289
Lovely. I love it. Would you mind
doing the whole table for me?
534
00:29:38.373 --> 00:29:39.999
Okay.
535
00:29:40.083 --> 00:29:42.961
Dreams that will explode
536
00:29:43.503 --> 00:29:46.381
waking up the countryside
537
00:29:46.464 --> 00:29:48.633
- how do you know when it's working?
- You'll know.
538
00:29:48.716 --> 00:29:50.635
-It's not working.
-Lt's not?
539
00:29:50.718 --> 00:29:52.595
- No.
- My sister said this was premium.
540
00:29:52.679 --> 00:29:55.515
-L'm working.
-L'm-- I'm working too.
541
00:29:55.598 --> 00:29:57.058
No.
542
00:29:58.059 --> 00:30:00.103
I can't feel my arms.
543
00:30:00.186 --> 00:30:01.896
You're working.
544
00:30:02.564 --> 00:30:05.316
I'm no easy a
545
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:06.401
quiet...
546
00:30:06.484 --> 00:30:10.154
If Danny and I get married,
and then his grandma died,
547
00:30:10.238 --> 00:30:12.448
I'd inherit the dream house.
548
00:30:12.532 --> 00:30:14.450
Wouldn't his parents get it?
549
00:30:14.534 --> 00:30:16.286
Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them,
550
00:30:16.369 --> 00:30:18.204
and we'd have to kill
his older brothers too.
551
00:30:32.886 --> 00:30:35.513
Yeah
552
00:30:35.597 --> 00:30:37.515
- whoo!
- Whoo!
553
00:30:39.475 --> 00:30:41.686
Where's Mr. Bruno's wife?
554
00:31:01.414 --> 00:31:02.916
- How's it going?
- Okay.
555
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.462
Mom, we--
we can't really talk right now.
556
00:31:10.381 --> 00:31:15.303
Well, happy Thanksgiving.
We missed you, lady bird.
557
00:31:15.386 --> 00:31:17.221
Try to run, try to hide,
try to keep it inside
558
00:31:19.766 --> 00:31:21.768
- bye.
- Bye, birdy.
559
00:31:21.851 --> 00:31:23.478
- Bye, Shelly.
- Bye, Shelly.
560
00:31:27.148 --> 00:31:29.609
Why does that cigarette look so weird?
561
00:31:29.692 --> 00:31:31.277
Like, not like a cigarette?
562
00:31:32.987 --> 00:31:34.405
'Cause it's a clove.
563
00:31:42.705 --> 00:31:44.874
Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet.
564
00:31:50.546 --> 00:31:53.174
Your mom was really sad you weren't here
tonight for Thanksgiving.
565
00:31:54.342 --> 00:31:56.928
Yeah, well, she hates me.
566
00:31:58.221 --> 00:31:59.931
She has a big heart, your mom.
567
00:32:03.059 --> 00:32:05.687
She took me in
after my parents freaked out about...
568
00:32:07.146 --> 00:32:09.315
Whatever, premarital sex.
569
00:32:12.485 --> 00:32:13.987
I admire her.
570
00:32:32.630 --> 00:32:33.631
Pray for us!
571
00:32:33.715 --> 00:32:35.133
Save Jesus in our heart!
572
00:32:35.216 --> 00:32:36.342
Forever!
573
00:32:39.804 --> 00:32:43.307
Flying through the countryside
574
00:32:43.391 --> 00:32:46.144
merrily we roll along, roll along
575
00:32:47.270 --> 00:32:50.231
catching a dream
576
00:32:50.314 --> 00:32:52.608
stop fighting! Stop fighting!
577
00:32:52.692 --> 00:32:53.776
Hey!
578
00:32:56.070 --> 00:32:57.947
Hey, old friends
579
00:32:58.031 --> 00:33:00.491
how do we stay old friends
580
00:33:00.575 --> 00:33:05.747
it started out like a song
581
00:33:07.290 --> 00:33:09.083
me and you
582
00:33:09.167 --> 00:33:10.918
me and you
583
00:33:11.002 --> 00:33:12.003
me and you
584
00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:19.302
that's true. There she is.
585
00:33:19.385 --> 00:33:20.887
- Hi.
- Jules. Wow.
586
00:33:20.970 --> 00:33:22.513
- You were so good.
- Thank you.
587
00:33:22.597 --> 00:33:24.265
I couldn't believe that.
This is my wife Becky.
588
00:33:24.348 --> 00:33:27.268
Becky this is Jules.
She's one of my brightest students.
589
00:33:27.351 --> 00:33:29.479
-It's so-so nice to meet you.
-Lt's nice to meet you too.
590
00:33:29.562 --> 00:33:31.606
- How we doing? Feeling a little better?
- A little tired.
591
00:33:31.689 --> 00:33:33.316
- Yeah.
- Okay. All right, I gotta get her home.
592
00:33:33.399 --> 00:33:35.651
We got the little one,
but that was really great, Jules.
593
00:33:35.735 --> 00:33:36.736
Thank you.
594
00:33:37.737 --> 00:33:38.905
Congratulations.
595
00:33:53.336 --> 00:33:55.046
He didn't understand it.
596
00:34:06.349 --> 00:34:08.434
How long do you think you all will pee?
597
00:34:08.518 --> 00:34:09.936
I drank so much soda.
598
00:34:10.019 --> 00:34:11.854
- Fuck you.
- I just got my period.
599
00:34:11.938 --> 00:34:13.564
- Goddammit.
- Where're you going?
600
00:34:13.648 --> 00:34:15.233
There's never a line in the men's room.
601
00:34:20.238 --> 00:34:21.572
{Lady bird gasps]
602
00:34:21.656 --> 00:34:22.740
Uh, i--
603
00:34:22.824 --> 00:34:23.991
ch, my god.
604
00:34:35.002 --> 00:34:38.005
-4' baby a'
-$ into me a'
605
00:35:07.410 --> 00:35:08.870
they're really nice socks.
606
00:35:08.953 --> 00:35:11.122
They're expensive, actually.
607
00:35:11.205 --> 00:35:13.291
They wick moisture away from your feet.
608
00:35:13.374 --> 00:35:15.251
My feet always have moisture.
609
00:35:15.334 --> 00:35:16.961
Mom, I love them.
610
00:35:17.044 --> 00:35:20.214
I'm sorry it's a small Christmas.
We wanted to...
611
00:35:20.298 --> 00:35:22.675
It's just a little small this year.
612
00:35:22.758 --> 00:35:23.759
These are nice.
613
00:35:26.929 --> 00:35:29.432
- Do you like it?
- Look.
614
00:35:30.850 --> 00:35:32.643
- That's good.
- That's great.
615
00:35:32.727 --> 00:35:35.813
I had to get it. It makes me laugh.
616
00:35:44.238 --> 00:35:45.239
Dad, come in.
617
00:35:49.118 --> 00:35:50.411
How'd you know it was me?
618
00:35:50.494 --> 00:35:51.704
Mom doesn't knock.
619
00:35:51.787 --> 00:35:53.956
No, she doesn't.
620
00:35:57.084 --> 00:36:00.254
Here they are.
Your completed financial aid applications.
621
00:36:00.338 --> 00:36:01.839
Thank you!
622
00:36:01.923 --> 00:36:04.425
- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
623
00:36:05.426 --> 00:36:07.178
Do you need money for the applications?
624
00:36:07.261 --> 00:36:08.721
- I can help with that too.
- No. No.
625
00:36:08.804 --> 00:36:09.931
I've got that.
626
00:36:10.014 --> 00:36:11.766
Summer job's covered it.
627
00:36:11.849 --> 00:36:13.601
This is why
we have computer shut off time.
628
00:36:13.684 --> 00:36:14.894
- This is our room.
- Okay, okay.
629
00:36:14.977 --> 00:36:17.772
Just can you drive me to the post office
on Jade? It should still be open.
630
00:36:17.855 --> 00:36:21.275
Three, two, one.
631
00:36:21.359 --> 00:36:23.444
Happy new year!
632
00:36:25.863 --> 00:36:27.281
Happy new year!
633
00:36:31.619 --> 00:36:34.372
So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in.
634
00:36:49.775 --> 00:36:50.776
Hey.
635
00:36:51.777 --> 00:36:53.696
L-| like your band.
636
00:36:53.779 --> 00:36:55.323
Uh, with Jonah ruiz,
637
00:36:55.406 --> 00:36:57.074
- lenfance new?
- L'enfance nue.
638
00:36:59.035 --> 00:37:03.122
Uh, well, i-| saw your Thanksgiving show.
639
00:37:03.206 --> 00:37:04.874
My name's lady bird.
640
00:37:04.957 --> 00:37:06.167
That's weird. You shake hands.
641
00:37:06.250 --> 00:37:07.418
Yeah.
642
00:37:10.588 --> 00:37:14.050
I'm friends with Jenna and she's always
talking about how great your band is.
643
00:37:14.133 --> 00:37:15.885
So I wanted to check it out.
644
00:37:16.219 --> 00:37:18.095
- Yeah. Jenna's hella tight.
- Yeah.
645
00:37:18.763 --> 00:37:20.932
Maybe I'll see you at the deuce
or something, huh?
646
00:37:21.015 --> 00:37:22.808
Sure. See you at the deuce.
647
00:37:22.892 --> 00:37:24.435
'-Hey.
648
00:37:24.518 --> 00:37:25.728
I'm not paying you to flirt.
649
00:37:25.811 --> 00:37:28.022
I wasn't flirting.
650
00:37:28.105 --> 00:37:29.649
I wish you had been.
651
00:37:41.925 --> 00:37:43.885
A reading from
the book of Genesis.
652
00:37:43.968 --> 00:37:47.263
"The lord took Abram outside and said,
653
00:37:47.347 --> 00:37:50.100
'look up at the sky
and count the stars if you can.'
654
00:37:50.558 --> 00:37:53.436
just so, he added,
'shall your descendants be.'
655
00:37:53.853 --> 00:37:55.980
Abram put his faith in the lord.
656
00:37:56.064 --> 00:37:58.525
Who credited to him
as an act of righteousness."
657
00:38:06.950 --> 00:38:10.412
Okay, the first time we did it,
it was at his lake house last summer.
658
00:38:10.495 --> 00:38:14.082
- It was so funny.
- Oh, here you go.
659
00:38:14.165 --> 00:38:15.542
From uncle Matt.
660
00:38:15.625 --> 00:38:18.837
I think he and my mom are fighting
so enjoy the lunches while you can.
661
00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:21.548
Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight.
662
00:38:21.631 --> 00:38:22.674
Really?
663
00:38:22.757 --> 00:38:25.885
Sex is not a big deal.
It's just my mom called me during it.
664
00:38:25.969 --> 00:38:27.720
- Skirt check.
- Was on my cell phone.
665
00:38:27.804 --> 00:38:29.264
The one she got me for emergencies.
666
00:38:29.347 --> 00:38:30.348
Did you pick up?
667
00:38:31.349 --> 00:38:34.394
Yeah. I was like,
"um, mom, I can't really talk right now."
668
00:38:36.271 --> 00:38:37.856
What was the emergency?
669
00:38:38.857 --> 00:38:41.443
- What?
- Uh, what was the emergency?
670
00:38:41.526 --> 00:38:43.736
- Oh, my great aunt died.
- L'm so sorry.
671
00:38:43.820 --> 00:38:45.738
She kinda did it to herself.
672
00:38:45.822 --> 00:38:48.032
Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that
if you're already so old.
673
00:38:48.116 --> 00:38:49.325
Ladies.
674
00:38:49.409 --> 00:38:50.535
Skirts.
675
00:38:53.580 --> 00:38:56.040
I'm going to write you a citation,
miss walton.
676
00:38:56.124 --> 00:38:57.792
No more short skirts.
677
00:39:00.670 --> 00:39:03.047
Sarah Joan is all up in myjunk.
678
00:39:04.507 --> 00:39:05.758
She's a cunt.
679
00:39:05.842 --> 00:39:07.385
Birdy, you like her.
680
00:39:07.469 --> 00:39:09.637
Yeah, but she's a cunt.
681
00:39:10.680 --> 00:39:13.099
I have an idea
of how to get Sarah Joan back.
682
00:39:14.100 --> 00:39:16.811
- How?
- You'll see this afternoon.
683
00:39:16.895 --> 00:39:19.564
No, we have auditions this afternoon.
684
00:39:19.647 --> 00:39:23.443
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
i don't think I want to do the play.
685
00:39:23.443 --> 00:39:23.526
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
i don't think I want to do the play.
686
00:39:23.526 --> 00:39:24.360
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
i don't think I want to do the play.
687
00:39:24.444 --> 00:39:26.446
Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3.
688
00:39:26.529 --> 00:39:28.865
-L'll have the materials.
- Okay.
689
00:39:29.741 --> 00:39:30.742
Wait, what was your name?
690
00:39:31.451 --> 00:39:32.452
Lady bird.
691
00:39:33.453 --> 00:39:34.996
- Weird.
- Ladies.
692
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:36.289
We have a decision to make.
693
00:39:36.372 --> 00:39:38.791
Prom themes. Top options so far,
694
00:39:38.875 --> 00:39:41.419
cities of the world,
695
00:39:41.503 --> 00:39:43.713
eternal flame, and movies.
696
00:39:45.340 --> 00:39:47.091
Oh, where is father leviatch?
697
00:39:47.175 --> 00:39:49.219
All right, let's have everyone
take a knee. Huh?
698
00:39:49.302 --> 00:39:51.262
- What?
- Cozy sit.
699
00:39:53.223 --> 00:39:55.141
Now, I know you all miss father leviatch,
700
00:39:55.225 --> 00:39:57.268
and I can tell you that
the brothers do too.
701
00:39:58.269 --> 00:39:59.938
But I'm gonna give
this thing my best shot.
702
00:40:01.356 --> 00:40:03.816
Uh, now, usually
I'm the jv football coach,
703
00:40:03.900 --> 00:40:07.612
but from what I can see, a play is a play.
704
00:40:07.695 --> 00:40:09.405
Where's lady bird?
705
00:40:09.489 --> 00:40:12.075
She's with her new best friend.
She thinks she's too cool for theater.
706
00:40:12.158 --> 00:40:14.035
If you can pull out your-your scripts,
707
00:40:14.118 --> 00:40:16.287
I've assigned a number
to each of your roles.
708
00:40:16.371 --> 00:40:18.748
And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking
up here on the board,
709
00:40:18.831 --> 00:40:22.835
and then if you guys can transcribe that
back in your play books, that'd be great.
710
00:40:22.919 --> 00:40:24.254
Who's playing what part?
711
00:40:24.337 --> 00:40:27.298
Uh, I had miss Patty here assign roles,
since she knows you all.
712
00:40:27.382 --> 00:40:29.217
So, uh, call them out, miss Patty.
713
00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:31.594
Okay, uh, prospero. Danny.
714
00:40:31.678 --> 00:40:33.680
Danny. Nice. That's role one.
715
00:40:36.266 --> 00:40:37.517
Wait. Where do you live?
716
00:40:38.643 --> 00:40:41.145
Oh, um, the 40s.
717
00:40:42.146 --> 00:40:44.148
That's where our starter house was.
718
00:40:44.232 --> 00:40:45.858
Which street?
719
00:40:45.942 --> 00:40:47.068
Um, 44th.
720
00:40:47.151 --> 00:40:49.529
It's the three-story blue one
721
00:40:49.612 --> 00:40:52.115
with the white shutters
and the American flag in the front.
722
00:40:52.198 --> 00:40:53.199
Yeah. I know that one.
723
00:40:53.283 --> 00:40:55.201
Do you want to go over there right now
and eat?
724
00:40:55.577 --> 00:40:57.912
I live in granite bay,
otherwise I'd say let's go there.
725
00:40:58.204 --> 00:41:01.791
Actually, I was thinking maybe
we should go to the deuce.
726
00:41:01.874 --> 00:41:04.294
I was talking to Kyle about it,
and he was like,
727
00:41:04.377 --> 00:41:07.171
"whatever it's lame,
but maybe I'll see you there."
728
00:41:07.255 --> 00:41:08.756
How do you know Kyle?
729
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:11.050
Oh, my mom made me get a job
at new helvetia
730
00:41:11.134 --> 00:41:13.428
to learn, like, "responsibility."
731
00:41:15.680 --> 00:41:17.640
Anyway, we hang out there.
732
00:41:17.724 --> 00:41:19.225
Yeah. Kyle's awesome.
733
00:41:19.309 --> 00:41:20.727
Let's deuce it up.
734
00:41:22.454 --> 00:41:24.915
Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right?
735
00:41:24.998 --> 00:41:27.042
You're gonna run, kind of,
a skinny post right up front.
736
00:41:27.126 --> 00:41:29.211
I want you to look straight
at the audience, okay.
737
00:41:29.294 --> 00:41:31.922
Don't be looking around and blabbing
at anybody if they walk by ya.
738
00:41:32.005 --> 00:41:34.383
Eight, nine, ten.
You're coming in hard, right here.
739
00:41:34.466 --> 00:41:35.759
'Cause these guys are gonna love it.
740
00:41:35.843 --> 00:41:39.471
Don't talk amongst yourselves.
Now, coming in slow, we're singing.
741
00:41:40.472 --> 00:41:42.850
This is singing. Wide lines are singing.
742
00:41:42.933 --> 00:41:44.810
We're singing. We're singing.
743
00:41:44.893 --> 00:41:46.937
Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone.
744
00:41:47.020 --> 00:41:49.606
Singing. Eight, nine, ten...
You come in hot!
745
00:41:49.690 --> 00:41:51.233
You come in hot!
746
00:41:54.445 --> 00:41:57.030
- This is the deuce?
- Yeah.
747
00:41:57.114 --> 00:41:59.491
-It's a parking lot?
- Yeah.
748
00:42:00.617 --> 00:42:04.037
We were in one parking lot
and we went to another parking lot?
749
00:42:04.121 --> 00:42:07.583
Hey, Kyle. Lady bird and I just decorated
the nun-mobile.
750
00:42:07.666 --> 00:42:09.710
Like, just married to Jesus.
751
00:42:09.793 --> 00:42:11.003
That's hella tight.
752
00:42:24.236 --> 00:42:26.363
What you do is very baller.
753
00:42:26.446 --> 00:42:28.031
- You're very anarchist.
- Yeah.
754
00:42:28.115 --> 00:42:29.241
Fuck 'em.
755
00:42:29.324 --> 00:42:30.909
Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you.
756
00:42:30.992 --> 00:42:33.662
Well, I hope not
'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family.
757
00:42:36.498 --> 00:42:37.582
- W hat?
- Sorry.
758
00:42:37.666 --> 00:42:40.127
L-- that-that was an exaggeration.
759
00:42:40.210 --> 00:42:41.628
It's okay.
760
00:42:41.712 --> 00:42:43.714
My dad has cancer, so
761
00:42:43.797 --> 00:42:45.424
I guess god's doing that for us.
762
00:42:45.507 --> 00:42:47.217
Oh, I'm sorry.
763
00:42:49.720 --> 00:42:51.346
You work at new helvetia, right?
764
00:42:51.430 --> 00:42:52.723
Right.
765
00:42:52.806 --> 00:42:56.143
Can I get your number? We were looking
to set up more gigs down there.
766
00:42:56.226 --> 00:42:57.269
Definitely.
767
00:43:00.313 --> 00:43:02.733
It's my parents number.
768
00:43:02.816 --> 00:43:04.651
You don't have a cell phone?
769
00:43:04.735 --> 00:43:06.027
- Nah.
- Good girl.
770
00:43:06.111 --> 00:43:07.946
Government didn't have to
put tracking devices on us.
771
00:43:08.029 --> 00:43:09.865
We bought them and put them on ourselves.
772
00:43:09.948 --> 00:43:11.575
I don't own a tracking device.
773
00:43:11.658 --> 00:43:14.369
No, no, no. The cell phones.
774
00:43:14.453 --> 00:43:16.079
- You see?
- Wow.
775
00:43:16.163 --> 00:43:17.289
Yeah. I know.
776
00:43:18.290 --> 00:43:20.167
I mean, you'll have one eventually.
Everyone's gonna have one.
777
00:43:20.250 --> 00:43:23.253
And then, it'll be a matter of time.
778
00:43:23.336 --> 00:43:24.504
Before what?
779
00:43:24.588 --> 00:43:26.256
Before they put them in our brains.
780
00:44:02.751 --> 00:44:04.044
What do you want from me?
781
00:44:06.213 --> 00:44:07.297
Yes?
782
00:44:07.380 --> 00:44:10.425
My-my grandma wanted me to tell you that
she missed you at Christmas.
783
00:44:11.426 --> 00:44:14.846
Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway.
My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving.
784
00:44:14.930 --> 00:44:17.432
Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her.
785
00:44:17.516 --> 00:44:21.520
She's not crazy.
She's just, you know, she has a big heart.
786
00:44:21.603 --> 00:44:22.604
She's very warm.
787
00:44:22.687 --> 00:44:23.814
I don't find your mother warm.
788
00:44:23.897 --> 00:44:25.941
- You don't?
- No. No, she's warm. Yeah.
789
00:44:26.024 --> 00:44:28.860
- But she's also, kind of, scary.
- Well, you can't be scary and warm.
790
00:44:28.944 --> 00:44:31.446
- I think you can. Your mom is.
- You're gay.
791
00:44:32.948 --> 00:44:34.407
Fuck me.
792
00:44:34.491 --> 00:44:36.743
Can you not tell anyone, please?
793
00:44:36.827 --> 00:44:39.037
I'm so sorry about everything.
794
00:44:39.120 --> 00:44:42.999
I'm so ashamed of all of it.
795
00:44:43.083 --> 00:44:47.003
It's just... it's going to be bad
and I just need a little bit of time
796
00:44:47.087 --> 00:44:49.923
to figure out how I'm going to tell
my mom and dad and--
797
00:44:50.006 --> 00:44:51.675
don't worry.
798
00:44:58.348 --> 00:44:59.391
I won't tell.
799
00:45:02.060 --> 00:45:03.061
It's okay.
800
00:45:12.737 --> 00:45:13.738
It's okay.
801
00:45:17.284 --> 00:45:19.494
And do you have a support system?
802
00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:21.788
What do you mean?
803
00:45:24.124 --> 00:45:27.002
Who do you turn to when you feel this way?
804
00:45:30.046 --> 00:45:31.339
No one, I guess.
805
00:45:33.383 --> 00:45:34.551
I'm sorry.
806
00:45:34.634 --> 00:45:35.969
No, don't be sorry.
807
00:45:36.052 --> 00:45:38.680
There's no wrong answer.
808
00:45:40.390 --> 00:45:42.183
Please don't tell your daughter.
809
00:45:42.267 --> 00:45:43.310
No. Of course not.
810
00:45:44.561 --> 00:45:45.562
Of course not.
811
00:45:48.899 --> 00:45:51.067
Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
812
00:45:58.491 --> 00:46:00.744
Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
813
00:46:06.207 --> 00:46:10.128
It's a new system. You just enter
your social security number and...
814
00:46:14.925 --> 00:46:16.384
- Davis?
- Davis is good.
815
00:46:16.468 --> 00:46:19.137
- Maybe you shoulda looked at it.
-Lt's only half an hour away.
816
00:46:19.220 --> 00:46:21.932
- Less if you're driving fast.
- I went to graduate school there.
817
00:46:22.015 --> 00:46:24.893
- Lots of smart people go to Davis.
- I thought Berkeley had to accept me.
818
00:46:24.976 --> 00:46:26.978
You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy.
819
00:46:27.062 --> 00:46:28.688
Uh, not if we don't give money.
820
00:46:28.772 --> 00:46:30.899
- And you get bad grades.
- And what do you know about it?
821
00:46:30.982 --> 00:46:32.150
- Meaning?
- Nothing.
822
00:46:32.233 --> 00:46:33.777
- No. What are you implying?
- Nothing!
823
00:46:33.860 --> 00:46:35.654
You fucking racist!
824
00:46:35.737 --> 00:46:38.573
- I didn't say anything!
- I didn't put down my race!
825
00:46:38.657 --> 00:46:42.369
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel!
826
00:46:42.452 --> 00:46:43.995
You're actually fucking evil.
827
00:46:45.538 --> 00:46:47.499
- What is wrong with you?
- Go. Go to your room.
828
00:46:47.582 --> 00:46:49.668
-L'm not five!
- I didn't raise you like this.
829
00:46:49.751 --> 00:46:51.169
I don't have to go anywhere.
830
00:46:51.252 --> 00:46:53.213
I'm not going to a fucking university
831
00:46:53.296 --> 00:46:56.424
that's famous for
its fucking agricultural school!
832
00:46:57.801 --> 00:47:01.096
And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never
get jobs with all that shit in your face.
833
00:47:17.570 --> 00:47:19.322
Hi.
834
00:47:19.406 --> 00:47:21.282
Um, help yourself to anything
in the fridge.
835
00:47:21.366 --> 00:47:23.702
My parents are upstairs,
but they don't care if you drink.
836
00:47:23.785 --> 00:47:24.869
Okay. Cool.
837
00:47:42.554 --> 00:47:43.638
I hate that shit.
838
00:47:44.806 --> 00:47:45.932
But you smoke.
839
00:47:46.016 --> 00:47:47.726
I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes.
840
00:47:47.809 --> 00:47:49.561
Never industrially produced.
841
00:47:49.644 --> 00:47:50.812
Never cloves.
842
00:47:50.895 --> 00:47:52.355
What's wrong with cloves?
843
00:47:52.439 --> 00:47:54.107
Can't inhale cloves. What's the point?
844
00:47:54.190 --> 00:47:55.316
Oh.
845
00:47:55.400 --> 00:47:56.860
You're not supposed to.
846
00:47:56.943 --> 00:48:00.280
Well, cloves were what I first smoked
when I was young.
847
00:48:00.363 --> 00:48:02.949
So, you know, it's a force of habit.
848
00:48:03.033 --> 00:48:05.368
It has fiberglass.
849
00:48:05.452 --> 00:48:07.037
- Really?
- Yeah.
850
00:48:07.120 --> 00:48:08.705
Rolling your own is best.
851
00:48:08.788 --> 00:48:10.457
Also, like...
852
00:48:10.540 --> 00:48:14.335
I'm trying as much as possible not
participate in our economy.
853
00:48:14.419 --> 00:48:15.754
I don't like money.
854
00:48:16.755 --> 00:48:17.964
So...
855
00:48:18.048 --> 00:48:20.133
I'm trying to live by bartering alone.
856
00:48:20.216 --> 00:48:22.302
But doesn't catholic school cost money?
857
00:48:22.385 --> 00:48:25.180
Yeah. The diocese we're in
are super into it.
858
00:48:26.181 --> 00:48:27.849
It mattered to my dad that...
859
00:48:29.100 --> 00:48:30.894
I go to Xavier, so
860
00:48:30.977 --> 00:48:33.438
just trying to make him happy.
861
00:48:44.407 --> 00:48:45.408
Xohh'
862
00:48:48.453 --> 00:48:49.662
- I haven't had sex yet.
- Me neither.
863
00:48:49.746 --> 00:48:51.623
- With another person. Really?
- Nope. Me either. Yeah.
864
00:48:53.708 --> 00:48:55.293
-$ I already know i
-.° I already know.“
865
00:48:59.714 --> 00:49:01.091
it's the tanning bed.
866
00:49:01.174 --> 00:49:03.259
Julie will love this.
867
00:49:03.343 --> 00:49:04.302
Who's Julie?
868
00:49:26.241 --> 00:49:29.410
Lady bird. You can't lock the door when
we have one bathroom.
869
00:49:29.494 --> 00:49:30.954
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
870
00:49:31.037 --> 00:49:33.289
It's just this is the only place
i can get any privacy.
871
00:49:33.373 --> 00:49:35.083
You really need to use two towels?
872
00:49:35.166 --> 00:49:36.584
Uh, no.
873
00:49:36.668 --> 00:49:38.128
- I guess no.
- If you need to use two towels,
874
00:49:38.211 --> 00:49:40.296
you just have to say
because this affects my whole day.
875
00:49:40.380 --> 00:49:41.798
Because I have to do laundry before work
876
00:49:41.881 --> 00:49:44.050
and I need to know if there's more towels
that I need to wash.
877
00:49:44.134 --> 00:49:45.510
I just need one. Sorry.
878
00:49:45.593 --> 00:49:49.180
Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror,
I've gotta get going.
879
00:49:57.247 --> 00:50:02.669
When do you think
is a normal time to have sex?
880
00:50:02.753 --> 00:50:04.671
- You're having sex?
- No.
881
00:50:04.755 --> 00:50:08.008
Um, college is good.
882
00:50:08.091 --> 00:50:12.638
I think college and use protection
like we talked about.
883
00:50:12.721 --> 00:50:13.722
Okay.
884
00:50:22.693 --> 00:50:24.403
Is dad depressed?
885
00:50:25.404 --> 00:50:26.530
Why do you ask that?
886
00:50:27.781 --> 00:50:30.075
The pills. They have dad's name on them.
887
00:50:30.158 --> 00:50:33.829
Dad's been struggling
with depression for years.
888
00:50:38.166 --> 00:50:39.334
I didn't know that.
889
00:50:40.335 --> 00:50:42.504
Money is not life's report card.
890
00:50:43.672 --> 00:50:44.965
He's depressed about money?
891
00:50:45.048 --> 00:50:49.553
Being successful doesn't mean anything
in and of itself.
892
00:50:49.636 --> 00:50:51.179
It just means that you're successful.
893
00:50:51.263 --> 00:50:52.931
Yeah, but then you're successful.
894
00:50:53.014 --> 00:50:55.142
But that doesn't mean that you're happy.
895
00:50:55.225 --> 00:50:56.768
But he's not happy.
896
00:51:09.531 --> 00:51:11.491
I have to get out of sacramento.
897
00:51:12.951 --> 00:51:13.952
Why?
898
00:51:14.327 --> 00:51:16.037
Because it's soul killing.
899
00:51:17.414 --> 00:51:19.332
It's the midwest of California.
900
00:51:21.334 --> 00:51:23.128
Isn't there a thing, like,
901
00:51:23.211 --> 00:51:25.255
"think globally, act locally"?
902
00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:30.135
I feel that the person who said that
didn't live in sacramento.
903
00:51:32.971 --> 00:51:34.306
Ah!
904
00:51:34.389 --> 00:51:35.557
I love it here.
905
00:51:35.640 --> 00:51:37.392
I want to send my daughters
to immaculate heart.
906
00:51:38.268 --> 00:51:40.312
I wanna-- you know, I wanna be a mom.
907
00:51:41.313 --> 00:51:42.773
At least go to San Francisco.
908
00:51:45.108 --> 00:51:46.109
I don't like hills.
909
00:51:49.696 --> 00:51:54.576
Start simple with x plus three
times x plus two.
910
00:51:54.659 --> 00:51:56.745
- Now if we use foil, where do we start?
- Julie?
911
00:51:58.705 --> 00:51:59.706
Julie?
912
00:52:01.583 --> 00:52:03.210
Julie. Hey.
913
00:52:03.293 --> 00:52:04.753
What do you want from Julie?
914
00:52:05.879 --> 00:52:07.005
Darlene, can you excuse us?
915
00:52:07.088 --> 00:52:08.465
Darlene's staying.
916
00:52:08.548 --> 00:52:09.800
Why aren't you in algebra 2?
917
00:52:09.883 --> 00:52:11.301
- I switched sections.
- Why?
918
00:52:11.384 --> 00:52:12.969
Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough?
919
00:52:14.846 --> 00:52:16.264
I'm sorry that you're jealous.
920
00:52:16.348 --> 00:52:17.933
Jenna's a moron, you know.
921
00:52:18.016 --> 00:52:19.684
She's not. She's in ap calculus.
922
00:52:19.768 --> 00:52:21.144
She's a moron in a deeper sense.
923
00:52:21.228 --> 00:52:22.312
You don't even know her.
924
00:52:22.395 --> 00:52:25.732
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way,
you just never showed up to claim it!
925
00:52:25.816 --> 00:52:28.485
- What role'?
- The tempest!
926
00:52:28.568 --> 00:52:32.405
- There is no role of the tempest!
- It is the titular role!
927
00:52:32.489 --> 00:52:35.450
No, it's a made up thing
so we all can participate!
928
00:52:35.534 --> 00:52:39.538
You can't do anything unless
you're the center of attention, can you?
929
00:52:39.621 --> 00:52:42.499
Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits,
they're fake. Totally fake!
930
00:52:42.582 --> 00:52:44.793
She made one bad decision at 19!
931
00:52:44.876 --> 00:52:46.378
Two bad decisions!
932
00:52:46.461 --> 00:52:50.090
And at 15, this girl was pregnant.
933
00:52:50.173 --> 00:52:52.801
She decided that
she was going to get an abortion.
934
00:52:52.884 --> 00:52:56.555
It made sense.
It was the right thing to do.
935
00:52:56.638 --> 00:52:59.266
- She was sitting there...
- Let me guess, she didn't get it.
936
00:52:59.349 --> 00:53:02.185
...and something deep inside of her said,
937
00:53:02.269 --> 00:53:04.145
_iinoiii
- bingo.
938
00:53:04.229 --> 00:53:06.147
Anyone want to guess who this woman is?
939
00:53:07.148 --> 00:53:08.275
The young lady right here.
940
00:53:08.358 --> 00:53:10.986
- You?
- No. It was not me.
941
00:53:11.069 --> 00:53:12.904
Um, your friend?
942
00:53:12.988 --> 00:53:14.447
No.
943
00:53:14.531 --> 00:53:16.908
The girl in the story was...
944
00:53:18.118 --> 00:53:19.119
My mother.
945
00:53:21.246 --> 00:53:25.542
I am that baby that
she decided not to abort.
946
00:53:25.625 --> 00:53:27.168
That could have been me.
947
00:53:27.252 --> 00:53:28.962
That could have been my fate.
948
00:53:29.045 --> 00:53:32.090
Just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean it's morally wrong.
949
00:53:32.173 --> 00:53:33.508
What did you say, ma'am?
950
00:53:34.926 --> 00:53:37.095
- Nothing.
- Please. Share.
951
00:53:38.471 --> 00:53:40.181
I said,
952
00:53:40.265 --> 00:53:44.269
"just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean that it's morally wrong."
953
00:53:44.352 --> 00:53:46.938
You think dead children
aren't morally wrong?
954
00:53:47.022 --> 00:53:52.611
No. I'm just saying that if you took
up close pictures of my vagina
955
00:53:52.694 --> 00:53:56.239
while I was on my period, it would be
disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong.
956
00:53:56.323 --> 00:53:57.324
Excuse me?
957
00:53:57.407 --> 00:53:59.910
Listen. If your mother had
had the abortion,
958
00:53:59.993 --> 00:54:02.579
we wouldn't have to sit through
this stupid assembly.
959
00:54:08.168 --> 00:54:10.587
Suspended? How does this happen?
960
00:54:10.670 --> 00:54:13.214
Everything we do is for you. Everything.
961
00:54:13.298 --> 00:54:15.216
Do you think
i like driving that car around?
962
00:54:15.300 --> 00:54:16.468
- No.
- Do you?
963
00:54:16.551 --> 00:54:18.261
- No.
- Do you think I like working double shifts
964
00:54:18.345 --> 00:54:19.429
at the psych hospital?
965
00:54:19.512 --> 00:54:21.640
- No.
- You needed to go to the catholic school
966
00:54:21.723 --> 00:54:24.976
because your brother saw somebody knifed
in front of him at the public school.
967
00:54:25.060 --> 00:54:27.520
Is that what you want?
Larry, what are you doing on the computer?
968
00:54:27.604 --> 00:54:29.397
- Nothing.
- You think your dad and I don't know
969
00:54:29.481 --> 00:54:32.067
how ashamed that you are of us'?
Your dad knows.
970
00:54:32.192 --> 00:54:35.528
Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you
off a block away from school every day.
971
00:54:35.612 --> 00:54:38.198
- Dad, I didn't mean to.
- You made him feel horrible!
972
00:54:38.281 --> 00:54:39.658
- Horrible! You know that?
- I'm sorry.
973
00:54:39.741 --> 00:54:41.826
- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up.
- No, Larry, you can't just be
974
00:54:41.910 --> 00:54:43.578
the nice guy. She has to know.
975
00:54:43.662 --> 00:54:45.080
She has to know how you feel.
976
00:54:45.163 --> 00:54:47.707
Otherwise, she's just gonna think
she can say anything at all,
977
00:54:47.791 --> 00:54:50.210
and nobody ever gets hurt.
978
00:54:50.293 --> 00:54:52.045
Wrong side of the tracks!
979
00:54:52.128 --> 00:54:53.755
- I didn't mean it that way.
- Yeah.
980
00:54:53.838 --> 00:54:55.465
- It was a joke.
- Yeah. It's just a joke mom and dad.
981
00:54:55.548 --> 00:54:58.385
They don't care. We didn't think we'd be
in this house for 25 years.
982
00:54:58.468 --> 00:55:00.095
We thought we would've moved
some place better.
983
00:55:00.178 --> 00:55:01.972
Whatever we give you, it's never enough.
984
00:55:02.055 --> 00:55:03.765
-It's never enough.
- It is enough.
985
00:55:03.848 --> 00:55:06.059
Do you have any idea
what it costs to raise you?
986
00:55:06.142 --> 00:55:09.562
And how much you're just throwing away
every day?
987
00:55:09.646 --> 00:55:11.272
Give me a number.
988
00:55:12.732 --> 00:55:13.733
What?
989
00:55:20.323 --> 00:55:21.658
Give me a number.
990
00:55:23.034 --> 00:55:24.077
I don't understand.
991
00:55:24.160 --> 00:55:27.122
You give me a number
for how much it cost to raise me.
992
00:55:27.205 --> 00:55:29.708
And I'm going to get older
and make a lot of money,
993
00:55:29.791 --> 00:55:31.543
and write you a check for what I owe you.
994
00:55:31.626 --> 00:55:33.920
So that I never have
to speak to you again.
995
00:55:35.088 --> 00:55:38.633
Well I highly doubt that you will be able
to get a job good enough to do that.
996
00:55:44.764 --> 00:55:46.599
So the attack on Baghdad last night,
997
00:55:46.683 --> 00:55:48.351
- it was absolutely unbelievable.
998
00:55:48.435 --> 00:55:51.062
That's right. Yeah, the
likes of which, uh, many us...
999
00:55:51.146 --> 00:55:53.648
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me, Jenna.
1000
00:55:53.732 --> 00:55:56.067
Hey. Are you calling me from school?
1001
00:55:56.151 --> 00:55:59.612
No. We got out early 'cause all the
Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon.
1002
00:55:59.696 --> 00:56:01.948
Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's day.
1003
00:56:02.032 --> 00:56:05.618
Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling
mini liquor bottles in the tampon machine,
1004
00:56:05.702 --> 00:56:07.245
- and now they're all throwing up.
1005
00:56:07.328 --> 00:56:09.164
Everyone else got out early.
1006
00:56:10.165 --> 00:56:11.875
So, guess where I am.
1007
00:56:11.958 --> 00:56:13.126
I don't know. Where?
1008
00:56:13.209 --> 00:56:16.046
Ding dong. I'm outside.
1009
00:56:16.129 --> 00:56:18.590
- W hat?
- I'm standing outside.
1010
00:56:20.133 --> 00:56:22.510
No. Just leave.
1011
00:56:22.594 --> 00:56:23.595
Leave.
1012
00:56:24.596 --> 00:56:26.806
- Fuck!
- Hello.
1013
00:56:26.890 --> 00:56:27.974
Hi.
1014
00:56:35.440 --> 00:56:36.775
So this is your house?
1015
00:56:38.526 --> 00:56:39.944
Yeah.
1016
00:56:40.028 --> 00:56:43.031
That lady in the other house
was totally freaked out.
1017
00:56:43.114 --> 00:56:46.201
That's my friend's grandma.
That's her house.
1018
00:56:48.453 --> 00:56:50.371
Why did you say it was your house?
1019
00:56:53.416 --> 00:56:55.794
I wished I lived in that house.
1020
00:56:56.878 --> 00:56:59.672
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1021
00:56:59.672 --> 00:56:59.756
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1022
00:56:59.756 --> 00:57:00.465
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1023
00:57:00.548 --> 00:57:02.175
L-| didn't lie.
1024
00:57:02.258 --> 00:57:04.177
You lied. You're a liar.
1025
00:57:04.260 --> 00:57:06.096
I hate dishonesty.
1026
00:57:06.179 --> 00:57:07.180
I'm sorry.
1027
00:57:11.935 --> 00:57:13.686
Apology accepted, I guess.
1028
00:57:16.356 --> 00:57:18.066
Are we still friends?
1029
00:57:19.067 --> 00:57:22.821
I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend,
then yeah, I guess I'll see you around.
1030
00:57:29.285 --> 00:57:32.413
Mortar rounds fired at the camp
that will fly over them
1031
00:57:32.497 --> 00:57:35.667
if they are down below
on surface of the ground.
1032
00:57:35.750 --> 00:57:39.129
And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me.
We've had to do it...
1033
00:57:42.048 --> 00:57:43.216
I'm ready.
1034
00:57:44.717 --> 00:57:45.927
What?
1035
00:57:46.010 --> 00:57:48.763
I'm ready to have sex.
1036
00:57:48.847 --> 00:57:50.890
Oh. Okay.
1037
00:57:51.975 --> 00:57:52.976
Great.
1038
00:58:01.484 --> 00:58:03.611
You're so dexterous with that.
1039
00:58:03.695 --> 00:58:04.696
Thanks.
1040
00:58:08.283 --> 00:58:09.868
Oh.
1041
00:58:18.001 --> 00:58:19.502
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1042
00:58:42.817 --> 00:58:43.818
Are you...
1043
00:58:44.611 --> 00:58:47.197
- Are you done?
- Yeah. Yes.
1044
00:58:48.531 --> 00:58:50.533
Sorry. I was confused.
1045
00:58:51.618 --> 00:58:53.703
- You have like...
- What?
1046
00:58:53.786 --> 00:58:56.122
- You have some sort of like blood.
- What?
1047
00:58:56.206 --> 00:58:57.832
Oh. Shit!
1048
00:58:57.916 --> 00:58:59.375
I get nosebleeds.
1049
00:59:01.002 --> 00:59:02.420
- Here.
- Thanks.
1050
00:59:02.503 --> 00:59:03.504
I'm sorry.
1051
00:59:04.631 --> 00:59:05.757
No. I'm good.
1052
00:59:06.758 --> 00:59:09.594
Remember when tie-dye
was an activity?
1053
00:59:09.677 --> 00:59:13.097
Oh, I didn't make that shirt.
My parents got it for me at sea ranch.
1054
00:59:13.181 --> 00:59:15.683
You can read sea ranch if you look close.
1055
00:59:18.895 --> 00:59:20.855
Cut to ten years later.
1056
00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:24.025
What?
1057
00:59:24.108 --> 00:59:26.653
Like how ten years ago,
you were in first grade.
1058
00:59:26.736 --> 00:59:28.404
Now we cut to...
1059
00:59:29.864 --> 00:59:32.575
What does cut to mean to you?
1060
00:59:32.659 --> 00:59:35.578
Or like, you know, little did he know.
1061
00:59:35.662 --> 00:59:37.205
Nothing you're saying is making any sense.
1062
00:59:37.288 --> 00:59:39.082
How we're not virgins now.
1063
00:59:39.165 --> 00:59:42.377
We deflowered each other.
We have each other's flowers.
1064
00:59:49.259 --> 00:59:50.343
Sorry.
1065
00:59:52.220 --> 00:59:53.388
I'm just happy.
1066
00:59:58.309 --> 01:00:00.436
I didn't lose my virginity to you.
1067
01:00:03.022 --> 01:00:04.023
Wait...
1068
01:00:05.024 --> 01:00:06.025
What?
1069
01:00:07.026 --> 01:00:09.362
I lost my virginity to cassy duvall.
1070
01:00:10.613 --> 01:00:11.614
Excuse me?
1071
01:00:11.698 --> 01:00:13.241
You said you were a virgin.
1072
01:00:13.324 --> 01:00:15.368
No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not.
1073
01:00:15.451 --> 01:00:17.662
- And I haven't lied in two years.
- Oh, Jesus.
1074
01:00:19.956 --> 01:00:22.750
Yeah. I probably slept with,
like, six people.
1075
01:00:25.503 --> 01:00:27.922
You don't even know if it's six people?
1076
01:00:28.006 --> 01:00:29.757
I don't keep a list.
1077
01:00:29.841 --> 01:00:31.092
Why wouldn't you keep a list?
1078
01:00:31.175 --> 01:00:33.177
- We're in high school.
- Whoa. Why are you-- what?
1079
01:00:33.261 --> 01:00:36.514
- Why are you getting so moody?
- You did say you were a virgin.
1080
01:00:37.515 --> 01:00:39.392
I think you might've made an assumption.
1081
01:00:41.352 --> 01:00:43.771
I just had a whole experience
that was wrong.
1082
01:00:43.855 --> 01:00:46.316
- Look, you're deciding to be upset.
- No. I am upset.
1083
01:00:46.399 --> 01:00:48.484
Because you're deciding to be.
Don't be mad at me for this.
1084
01:00:48.568 --> 01:00:51.237
It's stupid. You can't be mad at me
for something I have no control over.
1085
01:00:51.321 --> 01:00:53.239
I just wanted it to be special.
1086
01:00:53.323 --> 01:00:56.451
Why? You're gonna have so much
unspecial sex in your life.
1087
01:00:56.534 --> 01:01:00.038
I was on top!
Who the fuck is on top their first time?
1088
01:01:00.121 --> 01:01:02.957
You have any, like, awareness of how many
civilians we've killed
1089
01:01:03.041 --> 01:01:05.460
-since the invasion in Iraq started--
- shut up!
1090
01:01:05.543 --> 01:01:06.627
Shut up.
1091
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:10.381
Different things can be sad.
It's not all war.
1092
01:01:20.304 --> 01:01:22.348
Are we still going to prom together?
1093
01:01:23.891 --> 01:01:24.892
Sure.
1094
01:01:48.437 --> 01:01:50.939
I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up.
1095
01:01:51.023 --> 01:01:53.734
Well, I was just arriving from work
and it was easier.
1096
01:01:55.652 --> 01:01:56.779
You okay?
1097
01:01:59.531 --> 01:02:01.200
Aww, honey.
1098
01:02:01.283 --> 01:02:02.451
He...
1099
01:02:03.452 --> 01:02:06.580
Oh. Oh, it's okay.
1100
01:02:06.663 --> 01:02:08.248
It's okay.
1101
01:02:11.251 --> 01:02:12.920
What's this sweater?
1102
01:02:14.088 --> 01:02:17.383
This is... my friend,
Jenna, gave it to me.
1103
01:02:17.466 --> 01:02:18.801
Who's Jenna?
1104
01:02:18.884 --> 01:02:20.052
My friend.
1105
01:02:24.515 --> 01:02:27.142
You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity?
1106
01:02:27.226 --> 01:02:28.727
I don't have a second shift.
1107
01:02:31.438 --> 01:02:32.439
Yeah.
1108
01:03:11.603 --> 01:03:13.230
The attack came in waves,
1109
01:03:13.313 --> 01:03:16.984
cruise missiles, followed by
the f117 stealth bombers
1110
01:03:17.067 --> 01:03:20.154
with so-called bunker buster bombs.
1111
01:03:20.237 --> 01:03:22.197
With target a bunker believed...
1112
01:03:22.281 --> 01:03:24.867
Lady bird, a bunch of things
arrived for you.
1113
01:03:24.950 --> 01:03:25.951
Holy shit!
1114
01:03:27.870 --> 01:03:29.955
- Since when do you get mail?
- I get mail.
1115
01:03:32.291 --> 01:03:35.335
Whatever you're up to,
it's not gonna end well.
1116
01:04:01.069 --> 01:04:02.070
Yes!
1117
01:04:06.825 --> 01:04:08.952
These programmers nowadays
are like kids, man.
1118
01:04:09.036 --> 01:04:10.370
I know.
1119
01:04:10.454 --> 01:04:14.124
But that's why I think with me,
you'll find something different.
1120
01:04:14.208 --> 01:04:16.001
Yeah, but they're like babies.
1121
01:04:16.084 --> 01:04:17.794
I hear you. It's wild.
1122
01:04:17.878 --> 01:04:19.796
Which is why I went back to school
1123
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:23.467
and got my mba at uc Davis
while still working at isc.
1124
01:04:23.550 --> 01:04:25.177
Oh.
1125
01:04:25.260 --> 01:04:27.137
- Wow. That must've been a lot of work.
- It was.
1126
01:04:27.221 --> 01:04:29.097
I heard lsc's closing now though.
1127
01:04:29.181 --> 01:04:30.682
I heard. Yes.
1128
01:04:30.766 --> 01:04:34.770
So the assholes who fired you
are now closing up shop.
1129
01:04:36.271 --> 01:04:38.649
- Feels good.
- Yeah.
1130
01:04:41.235 --> 01:04:42.236
Uh...
1131
01:04:43.529 --> 01:04:44.905
What else is supposed to happen?
1132
01:04:46.114 --> 01:04:48.116
Oh, I, uh, thought we'd...
1133
01:04:49.243 --> 01:04:50.744
Talk about the position.
1134
01:04:52.829 --> 01:04:53.830
How'd it go?
1135
01:04:56.416 --> 01:05:00.045
Let's go buy a big bag of doritos
and eat them in the car
1136
01:05:00.128 --> 01:05:02.172
-to celebrate your wait list.
- Okay.
1137
01:05:03.173 --> 01:05:06.260
But don't tell mom about the doritos
or the wait list.
1138
01:05:07.719 --> 01:05:09.137
- Hey.
- Hi, son.
1139
01:05:09.221 --> 01:05:10.931
Wait. What are you doing here?
1140
01:05:11.014 --> 01:05:12.975
Well, um...
1141
01:05:13.058 --> 01:05:15.519
I guess we're, uh,
going for the same job then.
1142
01:05:19.231 --> 01:05:20.774
Looks like it.
1143
01:05:24.111 --> 01:05:26.196
- Go get 'em.
- Thanks.
1144
01:05:27.614 --> 01:05:29.157
- This-this way? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
1145
01:05:34.788 --> 01:05:37.749
I know it was you
who did the just married thing.
1146
01:05:37.833 --> 01:05:39.418
It wasn't me.
1147
01:05:39.501 --> 01:05:41.295
I'm not going to punish you.
1148
01:05:41.378 --> 01:05:42.838
Oh. Why not?
1149
01:05:44.339 --> 01:05:45.424
It was funny.
1150
01:05:46.592 --> 01:05:50.345
Sister Gina and I drove all the way home
before we noticed people were honking.
1151
01:05:50.429 --> 01:05:52.723
Really?
1152
01:05:52.806 --> 01:05:58.186
To be fair, I wasn't just married
to Jesus. It's been 40 years.
1153
01:05:58.270 --> 01:05:59.521
Well, he's a lucky guy.
1154
01:06:01.106 --> 01:06:02.774
I read your college essay.
1155
01:06:04.860 --> 01:06:08.030
You clearly love sacramento.
1156
01:06:08.113 --> 01:06:10.782
- I do?
- You write about sacramento
1157
01:06:10.866 --> 01:06:13.577
so affectionately and with such care.
1158
01:06:13.660 --> 01:06:15.746
Well, I was just describing it.
1159
01:06:15.829 --> 01:06:18.373
Well, it comes across as love.
1160
01:06:18.457 --> 01:06:20.959
Sure. I guess I pay attention.
1161
01:06:22.961 --> 01:06:24.963
Don't you think
they are maybe the same thing?
1162
01:06:25.964 --> 01:06:28.634
Love and attention?
1163
01:06:36.558 --> 01:06:39.686
Guess you won't be
going to any dances in college.
1164
01:06:39.770 --> 01:06:41.396
This is our last one.
1165
01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:44.066
You know Davis has a terrific theater
1166
01:06:44.149 --> 01:06:46.234
if you're still interested in theater.
1167
01:06:46.318 --> 01:06:48.987
- Are ya?
-L'm probably no good at acting.
1168
01:06:50.030 --> 01:06:53.825
Why don't I look like the girls
in the magazines?
1169
01:06:53.909 --> 01:06:56.703
It's too bad I can't meet
this Kyle before prom.
1170
01:06:56.787 --> 01:06:59.164
Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore.
1171
01:06:59.247 --> 01:07:00.874
I mean, maybe he never even was.
1172
01:07:00.957 --> 01:07:02.417
Well, I'd still like to meet him.
1173
01:07:03.710 --> 01:07:05.796
It's too tight. Fuck.
1174
01:07:07.214 --> 01:07:10.342
Well, I suggested you not have
that second helping of pasta.
1175
01:07:10.425 --> 01:07:13.303
- Mom.
- Honey, you seem upset about it
1176
01:07:13.387 --> 01:07:16.014
-and I'm trying to help.
- You're giving me an eating disorder.
1177
01:07:16.098 --> 01:07:18.892
I wish
i could get an eating disorder.
1178
01:07:27.609 --> 01:07:28.985
I love it.
1179
01:07:30.195 --> 01:07:31.571
Is it too pink?
1180
01:07:35.575 --> 01:07:36.576
What?
1181
01:07:41.248 --> 01:07:43.291
Why can't you say I look nice?
1182
01:07:44.710 --> 01:07:46.253
I thought you didn't even care
what I think.
1183
01:07:46.336 --> 01:07:49.172
- I still want you to think I look good.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
1184
01:07:49.256 --> 01:07:51.842
I was telling you the truth.
You want me to lie?
1185
01:07:51.925 --> 01:07:54.219
No. I mean, I just wish...
1186
01:07:55.220 --> 01:07:56.221
I just...
1187
01:07:57.848 --> 01:07:59.391
I wish that you liked me.
1188
01:08:00.809 --> 01:08:02.477
Of course I love you.
1189
01:08:05.689 --> 01:08:07.274
But do you like me?
1190
01:08:11.361 --> 01:08:16.575
I want you to be the very best version
of yourself that you can be.
1191
01:08:17.951 --> 01:08:20.036
What if this is the best version?
1192
01:08:34.551 --> 01:08:35.761
You look really pretty.
1193
01:08:35.844 --> 01:08:37.345
- Really?
- Yeah.
1194
01:08:37.429 --> 01:08:38.930
You look like a badass girl in a band.
1195
01:08:40.015 --> 01:08:41.141
Thanks.
1196
01:08:43.643 --> 01:08:45.145
Um...
1197
01:08:45.228 --> 01:08:47.355
I guess that's my date.
1198
01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:51.234
You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy
who honks, are ya?
1199
01:08:51.318 --> 01:08:53.278
I think, yes, I am.
1200
01:08:55.030 --> 01:08:56.615
Let me get your picture.
1201
01:08:56.698 --> 01:08:58.450
Your mom's pissed,
she had to work a double.
1202
01:08:58.533 --> 01:09:00.285
Even you deserve better than this.
1203
01:09:02.579 --> 01:09:04.206
Have a good time.
1204
01:09:04.289 --> 01:09:05.540
Yeah. Good luck.
1205
01:09:05.624 --> 01:09:07.667
- See ya.
- See ya.
1206
01:09:09.169 --> 01:09:12.005
- I think she's weird.
- She is weird.
1207
01:09:12.088 --> 01:09:13.256
Hey, guys.
1208
01:09:13.340 --> 01:09:15.258
I guess I'll just sit shotgun.
1209
01:09:15.342 --> 01:09:16.343
Yeah.
1210
01:09:19.137 --> 01:09:21.598
- You look really nice, Kyle.
- You look good.
1211
01:09:21.681 --> 01:09:22.808
Thanks.
1212
01:09:23.809 --> 01:09:24.810
Hi.
1213
01:09:24.893 --> 01:09:26.436
- Hi.
- Hey.
1214
01:09:31.817 --> 01:09:32.818
Hey, what's going on, man?
1215
01:09:35.195 --> 01:09:36.780
Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great.
1216
01:09:37.948 --> 01:09:39.491
Okay.
1217
01:09:39.574 --> 01:09:42.202
Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom
and just go to Mike's instead?
1218
01:09:42.285 --> 01:09:44.079
Yeah. I hate dances.
1219
01:09:44.162 --> 01:09:45.330
Yes.
1220
01:09:45.413 --> 01:09:47.249
Yeah. Okay. No prom.
1221
01:10:02.597 --> 01:10:03.765
I love it.
1222
01:10:05.684 --> 01:10:07.644
I actually want to go to prom.
1223
01:10:09.855 --> 01:10:11.773
Okay. Yeah. I mean...
1224
01:10:13.525 --> 01:10:14.734
I don't really want to do that.
1225
01:10:16.736 --> 01:10:20.949
Can you-- can you take me to my friend,
Julie's house, please?
1226
01:10:21.032 --> 01:10:22.033
Sure.
1227
01:10:23.410 --> 01:10:24.703
Who's Julie?
1228
01:10:26.830 --> 01:10:27.998
She's my best friend.
1229
01:10:40.510 --> 01:10:42.721
Juhe,honey?
1230
01:10:42.804 --> 01:10:44.431
There's someone here to see you.
1231
01:10:58.111 --> 01:10:59.362
- H9y-
- h9y-
1232
01:11:00.363 --> 01:11:02.490
- are you okay?
- Fine. I'm fine.
1233
01:11:02.574 --> 01:11:04.492
What happened?
1234
01:11:04.576 --> 01:11:05.994
Nothing really. Nothing.
1235
01:11:07.162 --> 01:11:08.371
Why are you crying?
1236
01:11:09.581 --> 01:11:11.082
Just crying.
1237
01:11:11.166 --> 01:11:13.251
Some people aren't built happy, you know.
1238
01:11:23.303 --> 01:11:24.679
Oh, my gosh.
1239
01:11:24.763 --> 01:11:26.056
We ate all the cheese.
1240
01:11:26.139 --> 01:11:29.768
It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size.
1241
01:11:29.851 --> 01:11:32.062
- This one was a small one.
-Lt's so small.
1242
01:11:32.145 --> 01:11:33.480
- It was tiny.
- That's not our fault.
1243
01:11:33.563 --> 01:11:34.981
What-what were we to do?
1244
01:11:35.065 --> 01:11:37.192
Fuck it! Let's just go to prom.
1245
01:11:37.275 --> 01:11:38.860
Doesn't your mom have a dress?
1246
01:11:38.944 --> 01:11:40.987
Let's be honest.
I've had a dress for months.
1247
01:11:42.364 --> 01:11:43.448
It's purple.
1248
01:11:43.531 --> 01:11:45.450
- It is?
- Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it.
1249
01:11:45.533 --> 01:11:47.035
- Come and see it.
- Okay.
1250
01:11:47.118 --> 01:11:49.162
Cracker time. Dress time.
1251
01:11:49.245 --> 01:11:50.246
I hope it fits.
1252
01:12:26.992 --> 01:12:31.079
People make so much noise in the movies,
but it's really not a big thing.
1253
01:12:31.162 --> 01:12:33.164
You can totally be quiet during it.
1254
01:12:33.248 --> 01:12:34.833
Was it amazing though?
1255
01:12:34.916 --> 01:12:36.710
I wanted it so badly,
1256
01:12:36.793 --> 01:12:41.214
but then I found that when it happened...
1257
01:12:42.298 --> 01:12:45.010
I-| really like dry humping much more.
1258
01:12:47.971 --> 01:12:50.390
You're not a virgin.
1259
01:12:50.473 --> 01:12:52.892
- I can't wait for state fair.
- Ah, I know.
1260
01:12:52.976 --> 01:12:54.853
Log ride.
1261
01:12:58.523 --> 01:13:00.233
- Shit.
- What?
1262
01:13:01.776 --> 01:13:04.863
I'm not gonna be here this summer,
like, all summer, basically.
1263
01:13:04.946 --> 01:13:06.865
- Why not?
- My dad, my real dad,
1264
01:13:06.948 --> 01:13:08.700
he resurfaced in yellowstone,
1265
01:13:09.034 --> 01:13:11.244
and he wants me to come there
for the summer,
1266
01:13:11.911 --> 01:13:13.288
before I start scc.
1267
01:13:14.080 --> 01:13:15.123
Oh.
1268
01:13:15.206 --> 01:13:19.794
I'm not going anywhere to college,
so it seemed like a good opportunity.
1269
01:13:19.878 --> 01:13:20.920
Yeah.
1270
01:13:23.089 --> 01:13:25.550
I'm gonna miss
the fuck out of you.
1271
01:13:27.719 --> 01:13:29.846
I probably won't get in, so
1272
01:13:29.929 --> 01:13:32.265
I'll go to Davis
and I'll see you every day.
1273
01:13:39.355 --> 01:13:43.818
Now, I want spirits to enforce,
and art to enchant,
1274
01:13:43.902 --> 01:13:45.570
and my ending is despair.
1275
01:13:46.613 --> 01:13:48.114
Unless I be relieved by prayer,
1276
01:13:48.198 --> 01:13:52.118
which pierces so that
it assaults mercy itself
1277
01:13:52.202 --> 01:13:54.454
and freeze all faults.
1278
01:13:54.537 --> 01:13:57.540
As you from crimes would pardon thee.
1279
01:13:57.624 --> 01:14:00.668
Let your indulgence set me free.
1280
01:14:00.752 --> 01:14:02.378
[A {#:2183391
1281
01:14:02.462 --> 01:14:04.005
ooh!
1282
01:14:06.299 --> 01:14:09.969
- Christine "lady bird" mcpherson.
1283
01:14:12.972 --> 01:14:14.390
Yeah!
1284
01:14:14.474 --> 01:14:16.101
Cheers.
1285
01:14:16.184 --> 01:14:17.852
To Miguel and his newjob.
1286
01:14:17.936 --> 01:14:19.479
- Yay.
- Here, here. Yes.
1287
01:14:19.562 --> 01:14:22.816
- To lady bird going to Davis.
- To Davis.
1288
01:14:22.899 --> 01:14:24.651
- Congratulations.
- Good school.
1289
01:14:24.734 --> 01:14:28.488
Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um,
you could totally take over my old job.
1290
01:14:28.571 --> 01:14:31.324
- Great. Thanks, Miguel.
-L'm so proud of you, lady bird.
1291
01:14:31.407 --> 01:14:33.618
You walked weird across the stage,
but you did it!
1292
01:14:33.701 --> 01:14:35.703
- I didn't walk weird.
- Well, it seemed a little weird.
1293
01:14:35.787 --> 01:14:38.915
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey.
1294
01:14:38.998 --> 01:14:40.875
Aw, I missed you guys.
1295
01:14:40.959 --> 01:14:42.710
Oh, did you find out about the wait list?
1296
01:14:42.794 --> 01:14:44.170
Oh, fuck.
1297
01:14:47.924 --> 01:14:49.342
What?
1298
01:14:49.425 --> 01:14:52.554
I'm not even in yet,
so this might not even be a problem.
1299
01:14:55.348 --> 01:14:57.517
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have gone behind your back.
1300
01:14:57.600 --> 01:15:01.354
L just-- it's not like I'm definitely
going to New York.
1301
01:15:02.689 --> 01:15:03.690
Mom.
1302
01:15:05.275 --> 01:15:06.317
Mom.
1303
01:15:06.401 --> 01:15:09.737
Aren't you, sort of, proud
that I'm so close to getting in?
1304
01:15:09.821 --> 01:15:11.447
Just a little?
1305
01:15:11.531 --> 01:15:13.908
I mean...
Yes, I know it was probably easier
1306
01:15:13.992 --> 01:15:17.453
because 9-11 and less people
applying with terrorism and all that,
1307
01:15:17.537 --> 01:15:19.831
but still though, I'm sorry.
1308
01:15:19.914 --> 01:15:22.500
I know I can lie
and not be a good person, but...
1309
01:15:24.127 --> 01:15:25.503
Please, mom.
1310
01:15:25.587 --> 01:15:27.672
Please. I'm so sorry.
1311
01:15:27.755 --> 01:15:29.382
I didn't mean to hurt you.
1312
01:15:29.465 --> 01:15:31.759
L-| appreciate everything
you've done for me.
1313
01:15:31.843 --> 01:15:33.553
I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry.
1314
01:15:33.636 --> 01:15:35.346
I'm so sorry I wanted more.
1315
01:15:37.640 --> 01:15:39.976
Just... please!
1316
01:15:40.059 --> 01:15:41.060
Talk to me.
1317
01:15:42.145 --> 01:15:43.855
I know I'm-I'm so bad!
1318
01:15:43.938 --> 01:15:45.023
I know I am.
1319
01:15:45.106 --> 01:15:46.983
But please just talk to me, mom.
1320
01:15:47.066 --> 01:15:47.483
Mom, please talk to me.
1321
01:15:47.483 --> 01:15:47.567
Mom, please talk to me.
1322
01:15:47.567 --> 01:15:48.735
Mom, please talk to me.
1323
01:16:02.665 --> 01:16:04.334
Here.
1324
01:16:04.417 --> 01:16:05.501
Then next one.
1325
01:16:08.004 --> 01:16:09.255
That'll be three dollars.
1326
01:16:12.967 --> 01:16:14.177
You passed.
1327
01:16:14.260 --> 01:16:15.595
- Seriously?
- Yes.
1328
01:16:15.678 --> 01:16:18.014
Thanks.
1329
01:16:18.097 --> 01:16:19.432
It's not a thanking situation.
1330
01:16:19.515 --> 01:16:21.309
You either pass or you don't pass.
1331
01:16:22.310 --> 01:16:23.978
Yay.
1332
01:16:27.315 --> 01:16:28.316
Come in.
1333
01:16:32.153 --> 01:16:33.821
Happy birthday to you
1334
01:16:35.740 --> 01:16:37.242
you remembered.
1335
01:16:37.325 --> 01:16:38.493
You're my only daughter.
1336
01:16:40.245 --> 01:16:42.247
Well, Shelly too. Kind of.
1337
01:16:43.873 --> 01:16:45.166
Thanks.
1338
01:16:47.418 --> 01:16:48.419
Make a wish.
1339
01:16:54.717 --> 01:16:56.719
Are you and mom gonna
get a divorce over this?
1340
01:16:56.803 --> 01:16:59.013
No. We can't afford to.
1341
01:16:59.097 --> 01:17:01.224
Dad.
1342
01:17:01.474 --> 01:17:02.558
I'm kidding, no.
1343
01:17:03.059 --> 01:17:04.852
I love your mom.
1344
01:17:04.936 --> 01:17:06.187
Does mom hate me?
1345
01:17:06.271 --> 01:17:09.983
You both have such
strong personalities.
1346
01:17:11.234 --> 01:17:14.237
She doesn't know how to help you
and it frustrates her.
1347
01:17:14.320 --> 01:17:15.989
I wish she'd talk to me.
1348
01:17:16.072 --> 01:17:18.741
She will. I know.
1349
01:17:21.494 --> 01:17:22.996
Happy 18.
1350
01:17:23.079 --> 01:17:24.080
Thanks.
1351
01:17:25.415 --> 01:17:26.416
Do you want some?
1352
01:17:27.458 --> 01:17:29.669
Yes.
1353
01:17:29.752 --> 01:17:32.213
One pack of camel lights please,
1354
01:17:32.297 --> 01:17:33.923
and a scratcher,
1355
01:17:34.007 --> 01:17:36.301
and a playgirl.
1356
01:17:36.384 --> 01:17:37.385
ID.
1357
01:17:38.970 --> 01:17:40.680
That'll be 10.87.
1358
01:17:40.763 --> 01:17:43.891
Oh, um, it's my birthday today.
1359
01:17:43.975 --> 01:17:47.270
I'm 18, which is why all these things,
i can buy them.
1360
01:17:47.353 --> 01:17:48.980
Okay. Happy birthday.
1361
01:17:56.696 --> 01:17:57.697
Thanks.
1362
01:18:22.388 --> 01:18:26.893
With her scholarships and then if we
refinance the house, then where are we?
1363
01:18:38.363 --> 01:18:40.490
You're only supposed to use it
for emergencies.
1364
01:18:40.573 --> 01:18:42.450
It's my tracking device.
1365
01:19:23.699 --> 01:19:25.535
- Thank you for driving.
- You're welcome.
1366
01:19:27.286 --> 01:19:28.871
You're not coming?
1367
01:19:28.955 --> 01:19:30.998
You can't walk up
to the gates anymore, anyway.
1368
01:19:33.501 --> 01:19:35.211
Yeah, but I'm going to college.
1369
01:19:35.294 --> 01:19:36.754
Well, dad will walk you to security.
1370
01:19:37.171 --> 01:19:38.923
Parking's too expensive here.
1371
01:20:44.614 --> 01:20:45.781
There it is.
1372
01:20:46.949 --> 01:20:48.117
There it is.
1373
01:20:49.118 --> 01:20:50.119
Hello.
1374
01:21:06.219 --> 01:21:07.220
It's okay.
1375
01:21:09.639 --> 01:21:10.681
She'll be back.
1376
01:21:12.975 --> 01:21:14.143
She'll come back.
1377
01:22:27.758 --> 01:22:32.305
She was worried that there would
be errors or mistakes or something,
1378
01:22:32.388 --> 01:22:35.266
that you'd judge her writing abilities.
1379
01:22:36.350 --> 01:22:37.977
I wouldn't do that.
1380
01:22:38.060 --> 01:22:39.937
I thought you should have them,
1381
01:22:40.021 --> 01:22:44.066
but I want you to know
how much she loves you,
1382
01:22:44.150 --> 01:22:47.153
but also don't tell her
i salvaged them, okay?
1383
01:22:48.654 --> 01:22:49.864
Okay.
1384
01:23:06.255 --> 01:23:07.882
- H9y-
- h9y-
1385
01:23:09.634 --> 01:23:11.093
do you believe in god?
1386
01:23:11.177 --> 01:23:13.471
- Uh, no.
- Why not?
1387
01:23:13.554 --> 01:23:16.265
Really? Uh, it's ridiculous.
1388
01:23:19.477 --> 01:23:24.023
People call each other by names
that their parents made up for them,
1389
01:23:24.106 --> 01:23:25.858
but they won't believe in god.
1390
01:23:27.360 --> 01:23:28.402
What's your name?
1391
01:23:32.615 --> 01:23:34.909
Christine. My name is Christine.
1392
01:23:34.992 --> 01:23:36.452
Hey. I'm David.
1393
01:23:36.535 --> 01:23:37.828
You shake.
1394
01:23:37.912 --> 01:23:40.247
- Ishake.
- Okay.
1395
01:23:40.331 --> 01:23:42.708
- Where you from?
- Sacramento.
1396
01:23:42.792 --> 01:23:45.002
Sorry. Where?
1397
01:23:45.086 --> 01:23:46.337
San Francisco.
1398
01:23:46.420 --> 01:23:49.548
Oh, cool. Yeah.
San Francisco's a great city.
1399
01:23:49.632 --> 01:23:50.716
Really.
1400
01:24:05.147 --> 01:24:07.400
Bruce. Bruce.
1401
01:24:07.483 --> 01:24:08.776
No. My name is David.
1402
01:24:08.859 --> 01:24:10.695
Jesus Christ. You have really bad music.
1403
01:24:10.778 --> 01:24:12.822
It's all greatest hits.
1404
01:24:12.905 --> 01:24:14.615
But they're the greatest.
1405
01:24:14.699 --> 01:24:15.991
What's wrong with that?
1406
01:24:24.792 --> 01:24:26.252
Oh, god!
1407
01:24:26.335 --> 01:24:27.795
I'm sorry.
1408
01:24:35.636 --> 01:24:37.471
What do you want us to do? She's drunk.
1409
01:25:42.578 --> 01:25:44.413
Excuse me. What day is it?
1410
01:25:44.497 --> 01:25:46.123
Sunday.
1411
01:25:46.207 --> 01:25:47.416
Thank you.
1412
01:26:58.445 --> 01:27:00.698
Hi.
You've reached the mcpherson family.
1413
01:27:00.781 --> 01:27:02.575
Please leave a message. Thank you.
1414
01:27:04.076 --> 01:27:05.369
Hi, mom and dad.
1415
01:27:06.495 --> 01:27:09.039
It's me. Christine.
1416
01:27:10.791 --> 01:27:13.460
It's the name you gave me.
It's a good one.
1417
01:27:16.130 --> 01:27:17.923
Dad, this is more for mom.
1418
01:27:21.051 --> 01:27:22.761
Hey, mom.
1419
01:27:25.472 --> 01:27:27.808
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in sacramento?
1420
01:27:27.808 --> 01:27:27.892
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in sacramento?
1421
01:27:27.892 --> 01:27:29.351
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in sacramento?
1422
01:27:31.896 --> 01:27:35.649
I did, and I wanted to tell you,
1423
01:27:35.733 --> 01:27:38.694
but we weren't really talking
when it happened.
1424
01:27:40.404 --> 01:27:42.907
All those bends I've known my whole life,
1425
01:27:42.990 --> 01:27:47.328
and stores and the whole thing.
1426
01:28:07.640 --> 01:28:09.099
But I wanted to tell you...
1427
01:28:11.685 --> 01:28:13.228
I love you.
1428
01:28:14.688 --> 01:28:17.232
Thank you. I'm...
1429
01:28:20.194 --> 01:28:21.195
Thank you.